EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Xia VS Io

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
XIA VERSUS IO!
BEGIN!
== Xia's 1st Turn ==
"So let me get this straight, you're gonna rap against me"?
"I'm a master of magic, you're below fucking Nanny McPhee".
"I can create dozens of fireballs and burn down your useless forest".
"Wondering how I know about it"? "Let's just say that I'm a bit of a tourist".
"You need a stave to channel your magic to just reach tier 2 level".
"I can close my eyes and still reach tier 11".
== Io's 1st Turn ==
"Are you done boasting yet"? "This is quickly growing tiring".
"But we still have enough energy to block the flames this idiot is firing".
"We're 2 in 1, like Axel before he was fully done".
"And when it comes to the realm of magic, we're the only number 1".
"We'll send you back home to your siblings, in a cast".
"Then you can tell them how it felt when we kicked your ass".
== Xia's 2nd Turn ==
"How much shit are you gonna talk"? "You heterochromic bitch".
"Your stupid-ass raps are more annoying than an itch".
"You seem to suffer from a major case of lack-of-authority".
"However, in cats, it seems to be the fucking majority".
"I could transform both of you back into babies".
"But I refuse to go near you". "For fear of rabies".
== Io's 2nd Turn ==
"To be honest sorceror, we're in better shape than you are".
"We walk everywhere while you go with Dawn to the bar".
"Speaking of bars, we've already dropped a few".
"But not quite enough to finish beating you".
"So come at us, wizard, we'll post out victory on blogger".
"We'll beat ya so hard, we'll send you back to Hogwarts"!
== Xia's 3rd Turn ==
<turns dark form and then turns back to base after calming down>
"No, there's only 1 way to deal with something as sinister as this".
"I can kill you in 200 ways, and that's not counting a neck twist"!
"I can use magic that your sorry ass can only dream of".
"I'll punch you through your chest like my name was Tifa".
"I used to be modest, but you've made me uncaged".
"And now even your boyfriend Axel can't stop my unbridled rage"!
== Io's 3rd Turn ==
<remains calm>
"Unbridled is right I'm afraid".
"You won't get a husband that way".
"But enough, we both digress".
"We can't stand your rapping, we most protest".
"So please see to your rapping elsewhere".
"Because it's honestly more annoying than a hair-".
<Xia impales Io with her own stave>
(Xia) Let me finish that for you, ball.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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