Sonic the Hedgehog Funny Shorts

Well Originally this was a Meme I did but Im going to make little shorts out of this since so many thought it was hilarious. TUT Feel free to add to any of this or continue it XD
==Original==
Choose six Characters.
1. Vegas
2. Sonic
3.Silver
4.Blaze
5.Tails
6.Cosmo
1. 4 and 3 lost their home and now have to share a box on the side of the road. What do they do?
Blaze~ I TOLD you we shouldve waited to come back to the past until we got enough money!
Silver~ And I told YOU the 2oo years in the future I could live outside and STILL be clean T.T
2. 1 walks by 4 and 3. What do they do?
Vegas~ What...The Heck
Silver~ VEGAS THANK GOODNESS!!
Blaze~ Silver thought it was a good idea to spend our 2 dollars on a packet of gum T.T
Silver~ WE DONT HAVE GOOD QUALITY GUM IN THE FUTURE!!!
Blaze~ Why do you always use the future as an excuse T.T
Vegas~ T.T.... Okay guys come on lets find somewhere DECENT for you to stay.
3. Hooray! 6 gets 4 and 3's house back. But one condition....
Cosmo~ It was hard but I managed to get a house made for you two
Silver~ THANK. YOU. Cosmo!!!!
Blaze~... what is it made out of?
Cosmo~ Vines :3 I hope thats okay!
Silver~Itchy... BUT OKAY!!!
4. 2 is in a room full of irritating people and has a really annoying song stuck in his/her head. What happens?
Sonic~ ITS HIS WOR- RRAAWWRRRGGGGH!!!!!EVERYONE......SHAT. AP!!!!!!!!!*starts spazzing out and running around the room*
5. 5 gets a job as a lifeguard at the community pool, and some old lady starts drowning. What happens?
Tails~ Oh no!!! HOLD ON OLD LADY!!!!
6. 3 and 5 were going to have a tea party, but some odd liquid falls into 3's beverage. What is the liquid, and how does 5 react?
Silver~ Meehhhhhh I feel sick :U
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ails~ Hey Silver are you okay?
Silver ~ No... I think I...BLLLLEEEEGH!!! *barfs all over Tails*
Vegas~ *storms in* OKAY, WHO STOLE MY JAR OF DEAD ANTS?!??!?!
Tails~ *spazzing out* SILVER, YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS COFFEE!!!!
Silver~ I thought it wa- BLEEEEEEEEGH!!!
Tails~ AAAGGGHHH!!!
Vegas~ Nevermind... T.T
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ails~ WHY DID YOU HAVE A JAR OF DEAD ANTS ANYWAYS?!?!
Vegas~ *already left the room*
7. 1 gets into a fight with Godzilla. What happens?
Vegas ~ Holy Shet!!!!
Godzilla~ RAAAWWRGH!!!!
Vegas~ WHAT DID I DO!!!
Godzilla~ IMMA FIREN MAH LAZAR BLAAARRRRRGH!!!!!
Vegas~ *dodges* Im not fighting you child!!!!
Godzilla~ DR. OCTANGONA-
Vegas ~ HOLY! He ate Dr.Octangonapus!!!!!
8. 2 gets hired for a really embarrassing job, and 6 shows up accidentally. What is the job, and their reactions?
Sonic ~ Well this is fun,*singing* do,do,do,do,do, And I get free vegetables just WORKING here, grocery stores are fuuuunnnnn, *gets some lettuce and starts gnawing on it*
*Tails and Cosmo walk in*
Tails~ Okay we need to get some ingredients for Amy to cook...lets see...
Cosmo ~ AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tails ~ What is it Cosmo?*sees Sonic*
Sonic~ O.O....ehhh...
Cosmo ~ *feeling dizzy* @.@
9. NOES! THE WORLD HAS RUN OUT OF SUGAR!
Vegas ~ NU SUGAR?!?!?!? WHAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!
Sonic ~ I could do without the sugar....
Silver ~ NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Blaze~ T.T Meh.
Tails~ What...
Cosmo ~ Doesnt sugar come from trees????
10. 4 was hoarding all the sugar! D:<
Blaze~ Nom, Nom, Nom,Nom!!
Silver ~ *walks in randomly* Hey Blaze I- YOU ATE ALL THE SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!
Vegas~*skids in randomly* I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT SUGAR!!!
Blaze ~ O.O ....this is salt...
Silver and Vegas ~ e.e.....
Blaze~ O.O..... *jumps out window*
Silver and Vegas ~ AFTER HER!!!!!
11. 4 gets arrested, but 6 and 1 have a really complex idea to bust 'em out.
Vegas~ Thats what she gets for eating mai sugah >:T
Cosmo ~ Vegas we have to help her >:U
Vegas~ Nu.
Cosmo ~ e.e *cracks knuckles*
Vegas~ HA! Like you out of all people could actually hurt me-OW!!! HEY!!!OWWWWWW!!!!IT HURTS!!!!OW!!!!!!OKAY OKAY!!!!!
Cosmo ~ *dragging Vegas* Okay lets go :3
Vegas ~ @.@ ehhhh......
12. The plan worked! But 4 is now a fugitive running from the cops. Who decides to travel with 4?
Everyone ~ T.T.....
Vegas~ You ate our sugar....
Silver ~ O~o
Sonic~ GUYS!!!!
Blaze~ D:
Silver~ ....NGH!!Okay Ill go!!!
Vegas ~ >:U Good luck soilder!!!!
13. 3 has the choice to become the most famous celebrity ever lived, or a dictator. What do they choose?
Sonic ~ Well since Silver is gone, ILL take his offer... lets see....
Vegas ~ YOURE TAKING TOO LONG!!! FAMOUS CELEBRITY!!!!
Sonic~ NO!!!
*poof*
*Vegas and Sonic being chased down by rabid Fan Girls and Fan Boys*
Vegas ~ I REGRET MY CHOICE!!!!!
Sonic ~ I WAS ALREADY FAMOUS ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU MAKING IT 2O TIMES WORSE!!!!!
14. Godzilla's back. And he brought Primal Dialga. D:
Vegas~ HOLY SHEZ IT PRIMAL DIALGA!!!!! *grabs out DSI XL*
15. 5 and 2 are in a life or death situation. Who dies for whom?
Tails~ Sonic No!!!
Sonic~ I.Have to... for you Tails... see you later buddy, *lets go and falls to death* Ahhhhhhh!!!!
*Vegas walks in*
Vegas~ Guys Amy finished dinner its time to.... T.T really...
*Tails has a blanket around his neck to look like a superhero and Sonic was wearing a black mask with a black blanket around his neck, Sonic is sprawled out on the floor and Tails was on the top of the bunk bed*
Vegas~..... DINNER! *slams door*
16. 1 randomly explodes.
Sonic ~ D,: Shes faking....
Silver ~ VEGAS NO!!!!!NO!!!NO!!! WHYYYYYYY!!!! DX
Blaze ~ O.O Idk Sonic... that looked sorta real...
Cosmo ~ eAe
Tails ~ O~O
17. 1 WAS JUST KIDDING. Who beats them up?
Sonic~ I SO KNEW IT!!!!!
Vegas ~ Hahahaha!! Smart one! *high fives Sonic*
Silver ~ O~O... I thought she was dead....
Blaze and Cosmo ~ *irritably twitching and cracking knuckles*
Tails~ O~O
18. 4 comes back from his/her life on the run. Have they changed in any way?
Blaze ~ From that long...long..long...travel away, I learned there is more to the world than just sugar there are friends and duties we must fufill in order to-
Silver~ Save it. We went to the gas station and bought some fake mustaches the the officers found us and told us all we needed to do was pay 1o dollars for some sugar Blaze stole from Walmart T.T
Blaze~... thats the summary....
19. Who is the most sick of this stupid tag?
Tails~ I didnt get enough turns!!!! DX
20. 6 blows up something. Anything. What is it?
Cosmo~ DIE METEREX DOLL!!!!!! YOU DESTORYED MY CLAN AND MY PLANET I THOUGHT WE DESTROYED YOU ALREADY!!!!!
Tails ~ O~O Cosmo Calm down its just my old Tails Doll from when I was 3.... how does that even look like a meterex???
Isaiah: TROLOLOLOLOLOL! *trollface* Anyone wanna go to Krispy Kreme? Mmm.. donut. (The Simpsons Reference)
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