Green Mountains of Ice Cream

Green Mountains of Ice Cream is a Fiber Optic Field Trip category from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK that initiates a phone call between Pablo Guzman of Burlington, Vermont and leads into the question Voo Do's & Don'ts.
===Introduction===
"Wait a second, Green Mountains of Ice Cream? [inhales] where would ya find green mountains of ice cream other than the home of Ben & Jerry's in Burlington, Vermont?!"
===Area Code Introduction===
"And the green mountains of Vermont are located in area code 802!"
===Pre-Phone Talk===
"Okay," [flipping through phonebook] "we're just uh- flipping through the uh, Burlington. Uh, Vermont-uh phonebook here." [inhales] "and pick out a name at random." [flipping stops] "-And how about…" [lightly pressing page] "Mr… Pablo Guzman."
===Calling the Number===
NATE: Okay, we are [dialtone] calling Pablo… [dialing number, inhales] Guzman in… Burlington, Vermont. And, uh- area code 802, let's [dialing stops] see if he's home. [clicking mouth, inhales] [dialtone] Trying to reach Pablo Guzman for our Fiber Optic Field Trip here.
PABLO: Hello?
===Phone Talk===
NATE: Hello, is this Pablo Guzman?
PABLO: Uh, yes it is. [exhale]
NATE: Pablo, hey. My name is Nate and I'm the host, [inhales] of a CD-Rom game show- called YOU DON'T KNOW JACK in Chicago. And we pulled your name, [inhales] at random out of the Burlington White Pages.
PABLO: Mhmm.
NATE: I know this is kind of a strange call, I'm not sellin' anything,
PABLO: Mhmm.
NATE: The reason I'm calling is because I'm looking for a really, [inhales] great trivia question that we can use on our program and I was hopin' you could help us out.
PABLO: Ummmmmm…
NATE: Won't take a lot of time, there's no strings attached, we're-we're a nationally distributed program.
PABLO: I guess- uh, I don't have too much time here, but uh-
NATE: It won't take a lot of time and actually, most people who do this, Pablo, say it's a lot of fun. So, ya wanna do it?
PABLO: Um, [exhaling through nose] yeah.
NATE: Great.
PABLO: Uh, I guess- if I could do it, uh… if i could do it right now, or something, uh-
NATE: No, absolutely. That's what uh- we're doin' it right now. But let me really just a-ask you quickly, [inhales] wha-what is it that ya do out in Burlington, Pablo?
PABLO: Well uh, I'm an ethnobotanist, um… at a uh, major institution in the area.
NATE: Uh-huh.
PABLO: And, um… I do research. [exhales]
NATE: That's cool. What-what are you workin' on right now?
PABLO: [inhales] I uh, is- I've got some, y'know, government contracts doing research and… but I-I'm really not at liberty to say. Um…
NATE: Eh- Uh- That's… fine. Um, Yeah. Wouldn't want our real government secrets here. [inhales] Pablo, I'm gonna, uh- transfer you over to our producer, and he'll explain to you- how this whole thing works, and help you come up with a question. [inhales] But, it's up to you. The question's up to you. So be creative.
PABLO: [clicking mouth] Okay, I'll put on my thinking cap.
NATE: Okay, great. Stay on the line.
PABLO: Yeah, sure.
===Post Phone Conversation===
"Okay, we'll be back to our Fiber Optic Field Trip in just a few questions, but in the meantime we need another category.
===Pre Question Conversation===
NATE: Alright, we're back to our Fiber Optic Field Trip. We've got Pablo Guzman on the line from Burlington, Vermont. Pablo, you there?
PABLO: Yes I am. [exhales through nose]
NATE: Alright, hold tight, here we go.
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