Sandy's Book of World Records

Sandy's Book of World Records is a fanmade SpongeBob story based off the Strong Bad email about record books. In this episode, Sandy gathers records for Sandy Cheeks' Book of Party Tricks, Bad Jokes, and Awesome Bikini Bottom Records
== Plot ==
The story starts with Sandy relaxing in her treedome when the doorbell rings. It was the mailfish, he handed Sandy a book. It was titled "The Bikini Bottom Book of Records." Sandy thanked the mailman and she decides to read the book. Some of them she gets confused about Squidward being the most irritable neighbor in Bikini Bottom, and Mrs. Puff for being the most recognizable boating school teacher. When she turns the pages, most of them are blank, but then she finds a letter that says "Sandy, there have not been a whole lot of records broken in Bikini Bottom, we can't seem to finish up the book. Would you do it for us? We'd be grateful. Talk at ya later, the publishers." Sandy then gets an idea to give the book an update and call it "Sandy Cheeks' Book of Party Tricks, Bad Jokes, and Awesome Bikini Bottom Records." And she sets out to work on the records.
She comes across the Chum Bucket and asks for Plankton's height, while Plankton shows Sandy that even the smallest organisms could be better at science. Sandy then sarcastically says "This deserves a record."
Sandy then heads over to Patrick's house, in need of some food eating records. And Patrick shows her by eating a bunch of Krabby Patties like a vacuum cleaner, which results in him not only getting a record, but also a hiccups.
Meanwhile, Squidward tries to tell jokes for Sandy's book, most of which are terrible jokes.
Sandy sees SpongeBob is trying to participate in the record book by being naked for a whole day, but Sandy wanted more. SpongeBob then decides to balance a beach ball and mimic a seal, but Sandy's much more annoyed that somebody would call animal mimicking a record, until she sees a Bikini Bottomite (Incidental 7) balancing a ball on her nose and saying she's a seal. Which Sandy says "Never mind, both of you get a record."
Later, Sandy returns to the treedome, looking over the records she recorded, but soon, she forgot about herself. As she tries to figure out what to do to get in the record. SpongeBob then peeks in and says she oughta win the world record for being the most attractive girl in Bikini Bottom. While Sandy finds that skeptical because there are so many attractive girls in town, she agrees and gets her picture taken for the record book.
== Characters ==
* Sandy Cheeks
* SpongeBob SquarePants
* Sheldon J. Plankton
* Patrick Star
* Squidward Tentacles
* Nancy Suzy Fish
* Mailman
== Music Identification ==
* Wonderous Pastures - John Fox (Sandy opens the package)
== Trivia ==
* The records for each parts of the book are as follows, for the original record book, Squidward is in Chapter 4 - Records of Anger, Irritability, Longest Hatred, 100 Days, 3 Hours, 42 Minutes: SQUIDWARD Q. TENTACLES and Mrs. Puff is also in Chapter 4 - Records of School Teacher, Very Very Smart: MRS. PUFF.
* Sandy's record book has Chapter 7 - Records of villainess, smallest waste of time: SHELDON J. PLANKTON, Chapter 3 - Disgusting Eating/Stupid People Records, Least Healthiest: PATRICK STAR, Chapter 81 - Records of nature and beauty, most naked: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, Chapter 81 also has Animal Impressions - The Sea Lion Beach Ball: NANCY SUZY FISH, Chapter 2 has Special Records, most cheap in Bikini Bottom: EUGENE H. KRABS, Chapter 11 - Records of Smell, Annoying Teenager: PEARL, Chapter 9 - Strong Guys - Muscular Muscles: LARRY THE LOBSTER, and Chapter 7 - Records of Hot Girls - The Attractive Girl in Bikini Bottom, SANDY CHEEKS.
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