Spongebob Slendypants vs The Hash Slinging Slasher

The ghost of the former Krusty Krab employee, The Hash Slinging Slasher, raps against the faceless fiend of Bikini Bottom, Spongebob Slendypants, to see who's the scarier Spongebob character.
== Cast ==
Nice Peter as Spongebob Slendypants (voice)
EpicLLOYD as The Hash Slinging Slasher (voice)
Animation for both done by Animeme
== The Battle ==
(Beat)
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
VS
S-S-SP-SPONGEBOB SLENDYP̵̢̢͚̲̖̹͎̱̖̂͌͑̈́̽̐̃̂̓̉̿͝ͅA̶̛̤̘̎̋̍̓̐̊͝N̸̨̨͙̟͎̱̕͝T̶̞̮̦̠͐̑̐̎̽̀̓́̉͐̔͂͘̕͝͠͠S̸̢̡̢̛̼͍̹̦̼̻͇̦̳̻̭̻͑̆͗͑̎̈́͗̉̇̅̿͠ͅ
=== Spongebob Slendypants: ===
AAAAARE YA READY, SLASH? NONE OF THE KIDDIES FEAR YOOOU!
YOU NEED TO SCREAM LOUDER! I CAN’T HEAAAAR YOOOOU!
I’m gonna take of your spatula and dig out your guts, turn ya into mush-
When you hear me approaching, you’ll wish you never stepped off of the ghost bus!
You’re just looking for a job, the only crimes you commit are your rhymes!
I asked the Magic Conch Shell, it said you rode Mr. Krab’s Clarinet Eight times!
You’re a misunderstood frycook, a candy-man, you see, let’s not pretend-
Once there was an ugly barnacle who challenged the Slend- He died- The end!
=== The Hash Slinging Slasher: ===
Spongebob? Adorable, but you step to the Slasher and you’re dead, that’s a fact.
That crap you just spat was like oozing green slime- Wait, you always do that
This undercooked chicken nugget can’t stomach my spatula hand, so fuck it
You’re working the Graveyard Shift, so I’ll slice you and send you to the Chum Bucket
Are you feeling claustrophobic? Ho, ho, ho! I’ll for sure be getting the farthest
This isn’t every day asswhooping- This is ADVANCED grim-darkness
I’ll fry-cook you into a crabby patty, with a side of clams, perchance
You’ve got no barnacle balls, I suppose that’s why they call you “Slendy-Pants”
=== Spongebob Slendypants: ===
You’re just mad that you can’t see your forehead, so panic and cram it!
Nehoy, nehoy, nehoy! Ugh! Who put YOU on the planet, god dammit!
Wipe away that smile, you should be happy if you manage survival
Cause you shit your silhouette pants when Slendy made HIS Arrival!
=== The Hash Slinging Slasher: ===
You were beaten by a pink blob- And the blue squid that Caught You,
Run as you ought to, ‘cause I’ll be drinking your blood like Noseferatu!
So scuffle back to your woods, son, unless you want to become history-
I’ll take applications for the Hall of Fame,
(He steps from the shadows and reveals himself to be a regular Bikini Bottomite.)
and I brought my own victory!
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
(A demonic, disoriented voice says Spongebob's iconic quote, "I'm ready!")
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY