Thalmor

== "schnippen schnoppen we want the moon to be droppin" ==
Wanna know the best way to scare people away from being a fanboy of one of your races?
Why, make that race a Nazi group of course!
The Thalmor are Altmer who finally realized the truth about the entire universe...
No, not that TES is a mediocre series (well not yet at least!) but instead, the Thalmor came to the conclusion of "hey, we're basically humans that are better at magic, so why not wipe out everybody else? :DDD". How they came to this conclusion is unknown to me, since I never created them, but at least they have something to keep them pre-occupied.
=== Here is a list of all the things the Thalmor Party hates: ===
-You.
-Your girlfriend.
-Your girlfriend's Talos amulet.
-Just kidding! Of course you don't have a girlfriend!
-Humanity.
-Humanity in the future.
-Humanity in the past.
-Lorkhan.
-Moons that have not yet crashed to the surface of the earth.
-Existance. 
-Michael Kirkbride.
== CONCLUSION: ==
Although technically the Thalmor win in the end, ending the end of the end in the TES universe, It's best to think of the Thalmor as a fly; Yes, it can be annoying at first, but if you let it suck your blood and infect your bloodstream, you'll realize that you can co-exist to some extent.
=== That is, before they drop an entire moon on you. ===
====== Oh well, at least Elenwen is hot! ======
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