Human Rights

Human Rights seemed like a good idea for a bit after it was dreamed up by Lefties but as there became more and more humans populating the world and only the same number of rights to go around. This many that some people missed out and attempted to blame the government however at the end of the day it was maths that was truly to blame. 
As Human rights progressed it became similar to the childhood novelty game 'Musical Chairs' in as much as when the music stops you just have to hope that when the music stop your chair doesn't have wires come out of it and someone waiting to torture you.