Madness Combat

Madness Combat is a TV show that was created by the Hank Gang. This show started off as a web series on Newgrounds, but the Hank Gang took it off on Newgrounds and moved it to PBS Kids in trick parents into thinking that Madness Combat is a kids show. Parents were really pissed off when they found out that Madness Combat has LOTS of blood, violence, and most importantly, maddening. Despite this, Madness Combat is one of best shows on PBS Kids, because kids like violence. Madness Combat still airs on PBS Kids, but it later started airing on the Teletubbies Broadcasting Company.
== Characters ==
* Hank J. Wimbleton: Hank is a guy who likes music and kills people who mistake him for Hank Hill.
* Sanford: Sanford is a tough dude who kills people with his hook, hates clowns, and likes taking his shirt off.
* Deimos: Deimos is a guy that likes smoking, and that's no good! Deimos commits tax fraud and other crimes, and he's gay with Sanford.
* 2BDamned: 2BDamned is a doctor who likes touching other people's butts.
*Jesus Christ: Jesus is a undefeatable from the lower counsel, who hates swearing. Jesus likes shooting people who swear, especially Hank.
* Tricky the Clown: Tricky is a stupid clown who likes to rap battle with Boyfriend and his Girlfriend. Tricky hates Hank, but he really hates it when people accuse him of being a rip-off of Tiky.
* God: God is Jesus' father. God is called "The Auditor" in this show for some reason.
* Sheriff: The Sheriff wants people to obey the law, or else he kills them.
* Mag Agent: Torture: Mag Agent: Torture is a really REALLY big guy who gets killed by Jesus in "Consternation".
== Episodes ==
=== Main Episodes ===
*E1: "Boombox" Hank listens to MEGALOVANIA on his boombox, and then Jesus changes the song to "Baby" by Justin Beaver. Hank gets pissed, so he shoots Jesus to death with a minigun.
* E2: "Redeemer" Hank wants to kill the Sheriff, because pie. Before Hank gets the chance to kill the Sheriff, Jesus appears and says "I'm still alive, bitch!" and shoots Hank in the head.
* E3: "Avenger" Hank joins the avengers, and then they fight and kill Jesus, the Sheriff, and Tricky. However, Thor betrays and kills Hank.
* E4: "Apotheosis" Hank wants revenge on Thor for killing him, but Thor beats up Hank, but Hank blows up himself and Thor using a bomb. Also, Tricky is a DJ in this episode. Oh, and by the way, this was originally going to be the final episode, but this show is so EPIC that it continued anyway.
* E5: "Depredation" Hank, Jesus, and Tricky fight each other to the death, and Tricky wins, because you do not kill clown, CLOWN KILLS YOU!!! And then Sanford and Deimos get crushed by a building.
* E6: "Antipathy" Hank and Tricky beat each other up while riding on Thomas the Tank Engine. Meanwhile, 2BDamned touches some butts.
* E7: "Consternation" Hank and Tricky become friends, only for Mag Agent: Torture to kill Tricky. Hank then fights Mag Agent: Torture, and then Jesus kills both of them, but then Jesus gets run over by Thomas, but then Thomas gets blown up by Ronald McDonald, but then Ronald fights the Burger King, BUT THEN Thor kills both of them.
* E8: "Inundation" Thor fights the Auditor, but then the Auditor kills Thor with his EPIC POWERS!!!
* E9: "Aggregation" Sanford and Deimos bring Hank back to life, but Deimos gets killed by the Auditor, who then dabs.
* E10: "Abrogation" Hank and Sanford get revenge on the Auditor for killing Deimos. However, the Auditor gets killed by Tricky, who then dabs.
* E11: "Expurgation" Hank and Sanford fight Tricky and his clones in Hell. After Hank and Sanford kill Tricky, it's revealed that the Auditor is alive.
*E12: "Constipation" This episode is not released yet, but it was leaked. In this episode, Hank and Sanford take a crap while the Auditor buys a cake.
=== .5 Episodes ===
* E5.5: Sanford and Deimos shoot up Sesame Street. The episode ends when Sanford gets shot by Elmo.
* E6.5: Deimos kills Elmo and heals Sanford. Sanford and Deimos then escape before Thomas runs them over.
* E7.5: Sanford and Deimos team up with Luigi to fight the Scary Robots Gang.
* E9.5: This episode takes place during "Aggregation". This episode is about Hank fighting a clone of himself in Hell while 2BDamned has a dream where he touches Hank's butt. This episode ends with Deimos bringing Hank back to life. But was it the real Hank, or an imposter? Maybe we will find out in Madness Combat 12...
=== Other Episodes ===
* "DISSENTER" Taking place during "Antipathy", 2BDamned gets attacked by some guys, but he touches their butts, and then he kills them.
* "An Experiment" A grunt gets forced to do an experiment. *Roll Credits*
* "Dedmos Adventure" Taking place after Deimos DIES in "Aggregation", this five-part episode is about Deimos getting beat up in Hell. After Deimos gets a rock upgrade, he gets brought back to life by 2BDamned. Deimos and 2BDamned are about to get attacked by clones of Rocky, and then 2BDamned says "I want to touch their asses.", ending the episode on a cliffhanger.
=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
* Main Article: The Madness Incidents
== Reception ==
Parents HATED this show, due the characters killing each other for no reason. Parents were also grossed out, due to multiple episodes of 2BDamned touching people's butts. Unlike their parents, Kids loved Madness Combat, and they thought that 2BDamned was a funny character. Everybody else loved this show so much that they created an entire holiday about this show, known as Madness Day, which takes place on September 22nd on every year.
== Spin-Offs ==
* Sadness Combat
*Darkness Kombat
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