The Insult Show

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== Episode 1-Glory, Tsunami, Turtle, and Peril ==
Clay-"Welcome to the Insult Show! The rules are simple- one of the four participants decides what to write on the slips of paper, which they put in a bowl for the other 3 to draw. Once you draw a slip of paper, you insult the dragon whose name is on it."
Glory-"I call writing down the names first!"
Peril-"Wait, how am I supposed to do this?"
Sunny-"It's OK. Clay can do it for you."
Tsunami-"I can go after Glory."
Peril-"I call going last!"
Glory-"I've put Tsunami, Clay, Sunny, Riptide, and Whirlpool in the hat."
Tsunami-"Please be Whirlpool, please be Whirlpool, please be Whirlpool..."
Peril-"Clay! Pick one for me!"
Turtle-"I'm not sure if I want to play this game."
Sunny-"Tsunami drew Riptide, Peril drew Clay, and Turtle drew Tsunami!"
Tsunami-"Dang. I really wanted Whirlpool."
Peril-"Umm..."
Turtle-"Oh, this isn't so hard. Tsunami yells way to much and is sometimes really bossy and annoying."
Tsunami-"THANKS A LOT, TURTLE!!!"
Peril-"Clay! What's one bad thing about you?"
Clay-"Um... I sleep too much?"
Peril-"Clay sleeps too much!"
Sunny-"Tsunami's turn!"
Tsunami-"Riptide lied about being in the Talons of Peace."
Sunny-"Time for round 2!"
Turtle-"I got Sunny."
Clay-"Peril got Tsunami."
Tsunami-"No she didn't"
Clay-"Why not?"
Tsunami-"I got myself"
Glory-"Uh... I'll just walk away now..."
Tsunami-"GLORY!!!"
Glory-"DEATHBRINGER!"
Deathbringer-"No threatening the queen!"
Glory-"In your FACE, Tsunami!"
Tsunami-"FINE."
Peril-"Tsunami hates me."
Turtle-"Sunny's a little too nice."
Tsunami-"Can I redraw?"
Sunny-"Sure!"
Tsunami-"YES! Whirlpool is really boring and creepy and tried to kill me and marry my baby sister."
Sunny-"Tsunami, it's your turn to write names."
Tsunami-"Silver, Deathbringer, Mangrove, Kinkajou, Tamarin, Jambu, Grandeur, and Glory."
Glory-"NOT FAIR!"
Sunny-"Oh, new rule, no sloths allowed."
Glory-"Thank you Sunny."
Peril-"Who are these dragons?"
Turtle-"I only know two of them."
Sunny-"You can redraw if you don't know someone."
Glory-"I got Deathbringer."
Tsunami-"YES!"
Deathbringer-"NO!"
Clay-"Peril, who in here do you know?"
Peril-"Tamarin and Kinkajou."
Clay-"Peril got Tamarin."
Turtle-"OH NO"
Glory-"Deathbringer keeps pretending dragons are trying do kill me."
Deathbringer-"I DO NOT!"
Peril-"Uh... Tamarin's too flammable?"
Turtle-"Can I pass?"
Sunny-"Sorry Turtle, but no."
Turtle-"Kinkajou doesn't like fish."
Sunny-"Next round!"
Glory-"I got Jambu."
Turtle-"KINKAJOU AGAIN?"
Sunny-"Tsunami, next time put down dragons we all know."
Tsunami-"ALRIGHT."
Peril-"The only things I know about Tamarin are that she's blind and flammable. But she probably hates me as well."
Turtle-"Kinkajou doesn't like squid."
Glory-"Jambu is always so pink it hurts my eyes."
Turtle-"OK, my turn. I choose Pike, Anemone, Winter, Peril, Moon, and Darkstalker."
Sunny-"Wait, Darkstalker as in the NightWing ghost story?"
Deathbringer-"How does everyone know about the Darkstalker?"
Glory-"I don't."
Turtle-"Fine, no Darkstalker."
Glory-"I got Pike. He's really angry and hard to manage."
Clay-"Peril got Winter."
Tsunami-"I got Peril. She's a psychopath and lied to us and turned us over to Queen Scarlet."
Peril-"DON'T LISTEN TO HER, CLAY!"
Sunny-"Peril, what don't you like about Winter?"
Peril-"Winter hates me. He's also really flammable."
Sunny-"Next round!"
Peril-"I got Anemone. She's annoying."
Glory-"Winter again. He pretends to hate everyone even thought he doesn't really."
Peril-"Except for me."
Tsunami-"I got Pike. He follows my sister around all the time. Once I was talking to her and he eavesdropped on us. He also threatens to report everything that goes on at Jade Mountain Academy to my mother."
Sunny-"Peril, your turn!"
Peril-"Put in all the students at Jade Mountain Academy."
Turtle-"LIFE HATES ME. I'VE GOTTEN KINKAJOU FOR THE THIRD TIME!"
Tsunami-"I got Coconut."
Glory-"Anemone."
Tsunami-"DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY SISTER!"
Glory-"Sorry Tsunami, but your sister is super-spoiled."
Tsunami-"If it weren't for Deathbringer..."
Turtle-"Uh... Kinkajou doesn't like shrimp?"
Tsunami-"Coconut's painfully slow."
Sunny-"Next round!"
Turtle-"Moonwatcher."
Tsunami-"Ostrich."
Glory-"Flame."
Tsunami-"It's really easy to step on her. I've tripped over Ostrich five times already."
Peril-"What kind of a reason is that?"
Tsunami-"It's better than yours."
Turtle-"It's a secret."
Peril-"What?"
Turtle-"About Moonwatcher."
Sunny-"Oh, that secret."
Glory-"What secret?"
Sunny-"It's a secret."
Glory-"How do you know her secret?"
Sunny-"She told me. What do you think of Flame?"
Glory-"I don't like how he's always mad at everyone."
Sunny-"Well, show's over then. See you next time!"
==Episode 2- Kinkajou, Winter, Qibli, and Moonwatcher==
Sunny-"Clay couldn't come today, so Jambu is taking over for him. Who here has watched the insult show?"
Kinkajou-"ME!"
Winter-"IceWings are to dignified to sit around watching television."
Qibli-"What do you do then, just stare at blank walls?"
Winter-"Blank walls are very sophisticated!"
Moon-"I have watched the show. I didn't want to come, but Kinkajou dragged me here."
Jambu-"Who wants to go first?"
Kinkajou-"I DO!!!"
Moon-"I call going last."
Winter-"I can be second."
Kinkajou-"I'll put im Coconut, Flame, Turtle, Winter, Qibli, and myself. I hoped that Turtle would say something bad about me, but everyone knows I don't like seafood."
Moon-"I got Qibli."
Winter-"I got Turtle."
Qibli-"I got Flame. Now what do we do?"
Jambu-"You say one bad thing about the dragon on your slip of paper."
Winter-"Turtle is extremely lazy. If he were an IceWing he would be stuck at the bottom of the 7th circle forever. Same goes for Jambu."
Jambu-"What's a circle? I know a square has more sides than a triangle, but does a circle have more sides than a square?"
Winter-"See what I mean?"
Qibli-"Flame... he's always yelling at other dragons."
Moon-"Uh... Qibli thinks too much. It's like reading five scrolls at the same time."
Jambu-"What is?"
Moon-"Reading his mind."
Jambu-"Woah! You have super-awesome epic mindy powers just like Fatespeaker! I'm totally telling my sister!"
Sunny-"Next round!"
Jambu-"Was I the only one who didn't know that?"
Winter-"I got Qibli."
Moon-"Flame."
Qibli-"Kinkajou."
Winter-"Qibli is so annoyingly sarcastic and right about everything."
Qibli-"Thank you!"
Moon-"Flame is so angry that listening to his thoughts makes me nauseous. They're so sticky, and they come so fast..."
Qibli-"There's actually not much I don't like about Kinkajou. I guess she always is so excited it's annoying for some dragons, but I don't see anything wrong with it."
Sunny-"Winter's turn!"
Winter-"Ok, let's put in Cirrus, Squid, Pyrite, Avalanche, and Deathbringer.
Kinkajou-"I got Squid!"
Moon-"Pyrite."
Qibli-"I got Cirrus. You do know that he's Peril's dad, right?"
Winter-"Really? But if she were half-IceWing she wouldn't have firescales."
Qibli-"It's complicated. Cirrus is also Queen Scarlet's companion, who is also a RainWing and can be a SkyWing named Soar. All of them have the same personality, and all of them are evil liars."
Winter-"Oh, like how Pyrite is also my brother."
Moon-"Pyrite thinks she's so useless and even fakes being useless because of what she thinks about herself."
Kinkajou-"Squid is so greedy, but actually sort of cute at other times."
Jambu-"OOOOHH!"
Moon-"I got Avalanche."
Qibli-"Deathbringer."
Kinkajou-"Cirrus. This is one of the few dragons I really hate. He hates me just for being a RainWing, even though he's a RainWing himself. He didn't even know me and he slammed me into a tree!"
Qibli-"Deathbringer jumps to conclusions too quickly. He thought that Winter was Icicle even though Kinkajou, Moon and I were traveling with him."
Winter-"Don't tell anyone I said this but I totally agree with you."
Moon-"Avalanche is just like Flame. I think that's all I need to say."
Qibli-"OK, put in Ostrich, Kinkajou, Umber, Auklet, and Tamarin."
Moon-"Qibli! That's too hard!"
Qibli-"That's the point."
Winter-"No seriously Qibli that's way too hard."
Kinkajou-"I got Ostrich!"
Moon-"QIBLI HOW IN THE WORLD AM I SUPPOSED TO INSULT AUKLET!"
Qibli-"However you want!"
Winter-"Tamarin? Really? She's the one of the only 2 RainWings that I really respect!"
Kinkajou-"Not even me?"
Winter-"Especially not you."
Kinkajou-"OK, since I'm the only one willing to insult the dragon on my card, Ostrich is sometimes just a little too nice."
Winter-"Tamarin is a little bit too shy."
Moon-"AUKLET IS ONLY ONE YEAR OLD I BARELY KNOW HER AND SHE'S WAY TOO CUTE!!!!"
Sunny-"Was that an insult?"
Moon-"Sure."
Sunny-"Next round!"
Winter-"I got Kinkajou."
Moon-"Umber."
Kinkajou-"WOW QIBLI I GOT TAMARIN! WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SO HARD?"
Winter-"Kinkajou is being way too obvious about her crush on me. It's a little emarassing."
Moon-"Umber is so loyal to his sister that he forgave her for murdering two dragons."
Kinkajou-"Tamarin didn't try to look for me when I was captured. Although I guess it would be a little hard for her..."
Sunny-"Moon's turn!"
Moon-"Ok, I pick Turtle, Coconut, Pike, Flame, and Onyx."
Kinkajou-"Turtle!"
Winter-"Coconut."
Qibli-"Onyx."
Kinkajou-"Turtle refused to say anything bad about me besides the fact that I didn't like seafood on the first episode which I ALREADY KNOW, TURTLE!"
Winter-"This is easy. Coconut is more like a slug than a dragon."
Qibli-"Onyx doesn't respect Thorn enough."
Jambu-"This is the last round!"
Winter-"Pike."
Qibli-"Flame."
Kinkajou-"Coconut. He forgot I was even gone when the NightWings kidnapped me."
Winter-"Pike picks fights about absolutely everything."
Qibli-"Flame... what Winter said."
Sunny-"That's all for today! Bye!"
==Episode 3- Burn, Thorn, Blister, and Blaze==
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