'Cuz We're Movin' on Up

'Cuz We're Movin' on Up is the second episode of the first season of Better Days, and the 2nd overall.
==Plot==
After a seaquake destroys the Bikini Bottom retirement home, Mr. Shicowa, Mr. Krabs, Adam and the rest of the retirees are transferred to the Kelp City Retirement Complex.
==Transcript==
(Mr. Krabs is taking a nap, when suddenly a rumble occurs.)
Mr. Krabs: What’s happenin’?
(The rumble turns into a seaquake.)
Mr. Krabs: It’s a seaquake!
He runs into Mr. Shicowa’s room to tell him the news.
Mr. Shicowa: I heard… erm, felt.
Mr. Krabs: It’s a seaquake!
Mr. Shicowa: We should warn the others.
(We hear many others scream.)
Mr. Krabs: Or not.
(Betty runs out of her room and towards the lobby.)
Betty: Quick, everyone, we need to get outta here!
(Everyone enters the lobby.)
Mr. Krabs: I hope nothing bad happens to us.
Adam: Me neither.
Mr. Shicowa: What if the retirement home gets destroyed?
Mr. Krabs: Nah, that won’t happen. Seaquakes can’t do that.
Mr. Richards: All right, everyone. Let’s get outta here before one of us gets killed by a lazy writer.
Eustace: Eh, what?
(They all exit the retirement home. Soon after everyone is out, the building topples down.)
Mr. Richards: No! I thought seaquakes couldn’t do that.
Mr. Shicowa: Apparently they can.
Mr. Richards: Alright, since this retirement home is destroyed, we all have to transfer to the one in New Kelp City: The Kelp City Retirement Complex.
(The next day, everyone moves into the new retirement home. Everyone takes a look around.)
Mr. Krabs: It looks so much better than that smelly old one!
Mr. Shicowa: Yeah, and this one smells so much better.
Betty: They have one a’ those soda dispensin’ machines!
Eustace: They have a place to put me false teeth!
Mr. Krabs: This place is great already!
Dave: Darn tootin’ it is! This place is like heaven… except it’s not.
Mr. Shicowa: I wonder what our rooms look like.
(The retirees enter their new rooms, and they talk to each other through the walls.)
Mr. Krabs: Wow! A 4K TV?
Mr. Shicowa: A smart fridge?
Betty: A flyin’ machine?
Dave: No, Betty, that’s the fan.
Betty: Oh.
Mr. Krabs: This place is way better than that smelly old one in Bikini Bottom.
Mr. Shicowa: Agreed.
(The next day, the retirees go to the lunch room for breakfast.)
Lunch Lady #1: Today we’re having pancakes with a crap ton of maple syrup and butter.
Mr. Krabs: Holy frick! Yum!
Walter: Let’s dig in! As soon as I take a dump. 
(Walter’s friends groan. After breakfast, Mr. Krabs goes to watch some TV.)
Mr. Krabs: Look at all those pixels! There’s like a million of ‘em. Literally! This is absolute luxury.
(He hears a knock on his door)
Mr. Krabs: Who is it?
Mr. Shicowa: Mark.
Mr. Krabs: Come in.
(Mr. Shicowa enters his room)
Mr. Shicowa: You gotta help me, Eugene. This one person keeps sticking their… their… I can’t say it.
Mr. Krabs: I know what you’re saying. And I’m gonna help you.
(Mr. Krabs exits the room and goes into Betty’s)
Betty: What’re you doin’ in here, Eugene?
Mr. Krabs: Did you do any bad things to Mark?
Betty: I never did any bad things to Mark, I swear.
Mr. Krabs: Well, it isn’t you. So who is it?
(Frank enters the room)
Frank: What’s goin’ on here?
Mr. Krabs: Someone in this building harassed Mark. Was it you? (Points claw at Frank)
Frank: No need to get all aggressive, Eugene. It wasn’t me. It was this new lady. She’s pink.
Mr. Krabs: That means…
Frank: It was Muriel!
Mr. Krabs: That jerk! I’ll claw her ‘till she passes out.
Frank: I have a better idea.
(It cuts to Muriel waking up to being inside a soda machine)
Muriel: Let me out! Let me oouutttt!
Frank: Nope. Never.
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) No way.
Mr. Shicowa: I knew you could help me out.
Mr. Krabs: Any time, Mark. Any time.
Muriel: I’ll call the damn cops on ya if ya don’t let me out right now! (Falls asleep, snoring)
(the end)
==Appearances==
*Eugene Krabs
*Mark Shicowa
*Mr. Richards
*Betty Grayson
*Adam Fishman (debut)
*Eustace
*Walter
*Dave
*Frank
*Muriel (debut)
*Lunch Lady #1
==Trivia==
* When Mr. Richards says "All right, everyone. Let’s get outta here before one of us gets killed by a lazy writer." The original idea to kill off Eustace in this episode was referenced.
* The ratings for the original airing of this episode were 9.54 million viewers.
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