Kyle Poops In The Pool

Little Kyle was swimming in the pool at Archway School! Suddenly, he had to poop badly! So he launched a poop torpedo! The lifeguard blew his whistle and yelled "Everybody out of the pool!" Little Kyle went to the Principal, who was now Droop! Droop said "Kyle, you broke the Golden Rule, and pooped in the pool!" Kyle was suspended for 3 days! Droop called Drip the Janitor and said "Hey, Drip! Kid made a mistake! Scoop out the poop and throw it in the lake!" Drip did what he was told! The poop floated and grew and grew and grew! It went into the River, then into the ocean, and, yes, back to New York Harbor, where Lady Liberty said "Phew!" and fainted, flooding Lower Manhattan! The Obama Administration was furious and ordered the B-2 Spirit to Kyle's house to bomb it! They bombed Kyle's house and vaporized his house and turned his Transformers into liquid bubbling molten bloop, and Kyle and his family were eliminated!
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