Hamburglar

The Hamburglar is a McDonald's affiliate who commits federal crimes by stealing burgers from people to please his friend's Grimace and fund his soon-to-be meth addiction when they were both abandoned. However, the Hamburglar was only abandoned in 2015. He is still being tracked down for his acts of grand theft but not auto and theft of burgers en masse which according to him was for fun.
No, McDonald's didn't revive him and he didn't get a shake that kills people. Sorry TikTok addicts! You're the same people to need a goddamn wiki to know who the burger thief is, and this is no wild west bandit as the stereotypical cartoon thief look would make you suggest. He is a burglar who wants nothing more than burgers! And only the shitty burgers! This is proved when he went into a 5 star burger house and immediately bolted out the door in fear of real beef and not cardboard.
The Hamburglar is one of many of McDonald's forgotten characters that the kids need an entire WIKI to know about. The others include Birdie the Early Bird, Grimace (of course, because of his murderous milkshake) and a bunch of others I don't have time to list who like to promote heart problems in youth.
== Trivia ==
* Despite what it seems, he secretly hates UnAmerican food (such as burgers) because he thinks it's NASTY!!
* His hideout is literally in some podunk-ass town so visible anyone could find it. However, nobody cares about turning the bastard in.
Category:Guys
Category:Thieves
Category:Burglars
Category:McDonald's
Category:Evil
Category:Robbers
Category:Criminals
Category:Americans