Noob

A noob "otherwise known as a drooling rock" is a type of NR member frowned upon by all the staff, and everyone on the Internet. Noobs appear in several ways, and one kind has been put on NR way too much. 
==Characteristics of a Noob==
There are a load of things that can tell if you are a noob at NR.
* Supporting of more then three memes
* Posting CAPITAL POSTS TO BE REALLY HARD.
* Spamming random dribble.
* Talking badly about something
* Being a really, REALLY bad debater.
==How staff deal with noobs==
Well, naturally NR admins and mods don't do anything to noobs, but if a noob does something really offensive, or continues being a BHMjr, then they get the following done to them:
* Chopstix pulls noobs apart, and shoots them all down with his fingers, because he's that good.
* Resurgence grabs his eon cannon and fires a massive blast that can wipe out New York.
* SMRPG1 beats them in Brawl so bad they leave crying themselves to death.
* Sylux pulls a nuke, stuffs it in a noob's mouth, and then flies off while it explodes violently
==How members deal with noobs==
Naturally, all members can do is press a squeaky report button, but members have weapons too. D:
* Lavama pulls out a BFG 9000 (Big #&$(%*^ Gun, or Bio Force Gun, and shoves it up there butt, and shoots, making them explode in one of the worst deaths ever.
* Sonic calls Godot over and gives the EXPLOSIVE COFFEE, which results in one of the most hilarious results ever.
* Kiske gets Phoenix Wright, Ness, Ky Kiske, and the Elite Beat Agents to attack the noob at once. There is usually only a small stain left.
==Noobs beaten up==
* Mr. DS
* BHM
* Splash Woman