Pool Party

Pool Party is the fifth episode of season three, and the forty-fifth episode overall of Welcome to Fancyland!. It was written by FireMatch.
==Plot==
Squidward tries to host a pool party to get more people in Fancyland to think he's cool, but SpongeBob and Patrick keep managing to be cooler than him.
==Synopsis==
Squidward is seen slouching on his sofa in the TV room. On Squidward’s TV, House Fancy: Even Fancier is playing.
“Ah, quality television,” Squidward says, sipping some green tea. “Luxury is not just a lifestyle, it is a life.” He then chokes on his green tea. “Went down the wrong pipe again…”
On the TV, Nicholas Withers shows up. “We will be right back after the break.”
“D’oh… it felt like it just started!” Squidward whines. He then sips his green tea again, and immediately coughs. “What’s going on? Is the virus going around again?”
The TV then switches over to commercials. The first ad that plays is an ad for a pool.
“Have you ever wanted your very own pool? Better yet… an INDOOR pool? And impress your friends too?”
“Yes,” Squidward says.
“If your answer to those questions is yes, then we have the solution for you! At Mustache Pools, we can give you your very own indoor pool! No strings attached, seriously! Just call us at 697-463-8790! That’s 697-463-8790!”
“That seems like a steal to me,” Squidward says.
“But wait! There’s more!”
“There’s MORE?!”
“Yes, there’s more! If you call within the next five minutes, we will install your pool within ONE hour! That’s right, ONE hour! Our best pool engineers will install your pool in no time! So call now!”
Squidward instantly grabs his phone and dials the number. “Hello, I’d like to order one of your finest indoor pools, please!”
Pool transition to Squidward chilling on the sofa, still watching TV, when the doorbell rings.
“Ooh, the engineers are here!” Squidward excitedly gets off of the sofa to open the door for them.
“Hey man, where do you want your pool?” the head engineer asks.
Squidward points to the empty space in the dining room. “Right here, fellas.”
“Alrighty.”
The engineers instantly start making “hup hup hup” noises as they start building the indoor pool. A timelapse of them building the indoor pool in the dining room plays as a short fast-paced music track plays. After they finish building the pool, they all instantly pack up their things and leave.
“Thank you guys!” Squidward hollers as they leave his house. “Sometimes I wonder if they get enough appreciation for what they do for a living. Oh, quit thinking about that, Squidward, your indoor pool is here!”
Squidward takes off his clothes as a catcall sound is heard. He has a censor bar on his crotch for obvious reasons.
“Hm? Guess I forgot I need a swimsuit. Oh well.” Squidward then promptly dives into the pool, and hits his head. “Should've put down a warning sign too…”
He then notices that there is a warning label on the bottom of the pool.
“That is a terribly placed warning. Oh well, not my problem. Let's get this party started!”
Bubble transition to Squidward blowing up balloons, with the camera surprisingly close to Squidward’s mouth.
“Hey, could you zoom out a bit?” he asks.
The camera zooms out as he asked.
“Thank you. Now then.”
Squidward continues blowing balloons, and then it cuts to him calling multiple people in Fancyland to see if they want to join his party.
“Party!!!” Fred says. “As long as my leg doesn't get hurt.”
“Um, sure,” Squidward responds.
“Awesome! See you tonight!”
“Who the heck are you?” Nancy Suzy Fish asks.
“Umm… Squidward Tentacles?”
“Don't know who that is, sorry.” Nancy hangs up. Squidward sighs in frustration.
“Well, it looks like I got eight people for the party. Fred, Bubble Bass, Perch Perkins, that one weirdo who really loves shoes, Mr. Krabs, Gary, that French scientist guy, and… I forget who the last guy is. Oh well, I'm sure that's not important. What is important is that the party is ON tonight!”
Cut to SpongeBob at his house, hanging up on his cellphone.
“Well, Patrick, we’ve outdone ourselves on this one,” SpongeBob tells him.
“How many people did we get? Tell me, tell me!” Patrick says, jumping up and down.
“Hold your seahorses, Patrick. I’m crunching the numbers…”
SpongeBob pulls out an abacus to count something.
“We have invited… SEVEN people to our party!” he announces.
“Wow! That’s the same as last time!”
“I know, right, Patrick? This party is gonna be a blast!”
They both start laughing and bouncing around the room as the scene fades out to later that night.
“Aww, I didn’t get to do zee narration!” Zee French Scientist complains off-screen.
ZFS is also the first party member to arrive at Squidward’s house.
“Sure is nice to visit someone else for zee change,” he says.
“Ah, my first guest! Welcome!” Squidward says. “Tonight only, I’m giving out…” Squidward holds out a goodie bag. “Goodie bags!”
ZFS opens his goodie bag to see that it’s just some of Squidward’s old paintings.
“Eugh…” he says.
“Huh? What? Are they too good for you?” Squidward asks.
“Uhh… yeah, that’s totally the reason,” ZFS tells him.
Squidward promptly takes the goodie bag away. “Well then, I’m sure someone else will be much more appreciative of my artistic genius.”
“...Is zat an indoor pool?!”
“Alright, alright, you can use it. Just… don’t splash too hard,” Squidward tells him.
“OUI!” ZFS yells as he does a cannonball into the pool, splashing everywhere. Squidward sighs in frustration.
Bubble Bass struggles to fit through the door frame of Squidward’s house, but he eventually makes it through and lands on Squidward.
“Whoopie,” Bubble Bass says as he slowly lifts off of Squidward, squashing him.
“Welcome…” Squidward says weakly before passing out.
Soon after Squidward passes out, the other six party members arrive. The party guest that Squidward forgot about is Dennis.
“Hey man, what’s your name?” Fred asks Dennis. Dennis then promptly brings out his brass knuckles to threaten Fred with.
“My confidence…” Fred wimpers. Dennis puts his brass knuckles away, and acts as if nothing happened.
“So uhh… where’s the fun?” Perch Perkins asks. “I was promised maximum fun!”
“Me too!” Mr. Krabs agrees. “And money!”
“But… we live in Fancyland. We don’t need money here.”
“I love money.” Mr. Krabs then grabs a silver coin out of his pocket and kisses it.
“Ohhhhkay then. I’ll make sure not to report on that.”
Mr. Krabs and Perch Perkins look away from each other awkwardly. Everyone else just lingers around, not knowing what to do.
“Oh come on guys, where’s your pool party spirit?” Squidward says. “Gimme a second.”
Squidward runs upstairs to grab a stereo speaker, and carries it downstairs and places it in the middle of the room. “There you guys go. Play whatever you want.”
Gary hesitantly goes up to the stereo speaker and starts playing Tonka by Yeat.
🎶Yeah, ha, yeah
Out in London, got the Tonka going crazy (out in London)
I got time to sip all day, go crazy, oh, yeah ah🎶
Everyone slowly starts staring at Gary with utter confusion.
“What is this plebeian music?!” Bubble Bass says. Step aside.
Bubble Bass changes the stereo speaker’s song to Anti Hero by Taylor Swift.
🎶I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift🎶
“Meow meow meow!” Gary complains. This translates to, on-screen, to “Come on! I hear that song every day on the radio!”
“So what if it plays on public radio? It’s… ‘bussin’!” Bubble Bass retorts.
“Meow!” (Yeat!)
“Taylor Swift!
Gary and Bubble Bass keep repeating “Yeat” and “Taylor Swift” to each other, and start tugging at the speaker.
“Be careful, you two, that model is very-” Squidward tries to warn the two, but it is too late, as the stereo system is thrown against the wall, broken into several pieces. “-fragile.”
Squidward first looks disappointed, but then slowly gets redder and redder and steam comes out of his ears. “GARY! BUBBLE BASS!” He points to the door. “OUT!”
Gary and Bubble Bass continue to argue with each other as they are leaving.
“No, Gary the Snail, Yeat is not the next ‘up and coming’ rapper of the decade. Yeat is simply an immature man child who cannot say anything more than “TONKA” and “GEEKED UP”.”
Gary meows expletives at Bubble Bass, vaguely talking about how Taylor Swift is overrated, as Gary shuts the door.
Squidward sighs. Cut to outside, where Gary and Bubble Bass look for another party to go to.
“For the LAST TIME, Gary, Taylor Swift gets WAY more streams than Yeat, therefore he is irrelevant! Now, let’s look for some other party to crash in before I sock you in the eyestalk!”
They see that SpongeBob’s house is filled with colorful lights and loud music, and their eyes instantly light up.
Cut to the inside of SpongeBob’s house, where everybody is having a good time.
“More punch, anyone?” SpongeBob asks, red and full of punch inside of him.
“More for me, square dude!” Sandy shouts, holding up her glass. SpongeBob does as she says, squirting punch into her glass. Sandy starts drinking it and cheers.
🎶Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (Woo!)🎶
“Y’know, I always thought it was ‘party rockers in the house tonight’. Guess I was wrong,” Frank says.
“Oh Frank, you’re always so ignorant about music nowadays,” Nancy tells him.
“Back in my day,” Old Man Jenkins says, “We only had them cassette tapes thatcha played on the thingy!”
“Aren’t you, like, way older than those?” Nancy asks.
“Yeah but it was still MY day!” Jenkins replies.
Earl Cheeks starts square dancing with Old Man Walker.
“C’mon, pardner, dance with me!” Earl yells to him.
“What? I forgot my earring haids at home!” Old Man Walker shouts.
“D’oh, forget it. Nobody knows how to square dance anymore,” Earl says in defeat.
“I do!” Sandy starts square dancing with her cousin Earl.
“Oh boy!” Earl hollers.
“Something about this doesn’t seem quite right… oh well.” SpongeBob shrugs it off. “Man, this party sure is a once in a lifetime moment, ain’t it?”
“It sure is, buddy!” Patrick agrees. “Also, why are there also pretty lights coming from Squidward’s house?” He points towards the window. SpongeBob looks out the window and gasps.
“Squidward’s having his own party! And I wasn’t invited! Darn, maybe next time!” SpongeBob says.
“Who says you have to be invited to a party to join one?” Patrick asks.
“Because, Patrick it’s… well, I guess you COULD if you really wanted to.”
Patrick smirks, and SpongeBob starts smirking as well. Cut to Squidward’s party, where On BS by Drake and 21 Savage plays.
🎶Maybe I should do a twenty, maybe I should break that twenty, do a ten
Maybe I should break that ten, do a five, then if it gets live, do a five again🎶
“BARS!” That one weirdo who really loves shoes yells out.
“Who the shrimp are you?” Fred asks.
“Why, my name is WillyBob!” he answers.
“WillyBob? What kind of name is-?”
Fred is interrupted by the sound of SpongeBob and Patrick entering Squidward’s house, laughing hysterically.
“We aren’t even invited. This is SO much fun!” SpongeBob yells.
Squidward’s eyes immediately widen after hearing SpongeBob yelling, and teleports to the door.
“What the-?! SpongeBob?! I didn’t- I didn’t invite you!” Squidward stammers.
“I know, right?! But it turns out you don’t even need to be invited to a party to join it!” SpongeBob says. “Isn’t that awesome?!”
“What dimwitted crypto for brains told you that?”
SpongeBob points to Patrick, who starts eating his hand for some reason. “We decided to ditch our own party… secretly… since we found out you were hosting a party the same time as us. Isn’t that weird?”
“First of all, Patrick, take your self-cannibalism elsewhere. Second of all, it is not weird since I’ve been planning this party since this mor-”
Squidward is cut off by more Drake song lyrics, which makes him steam with anger.
“Ooh, we’re Drake’s number one fans!” SpongeBob yells. “Get ready, Patrick!”
“Ready!” Patrick responds.
🎶I can't stress about no bubbles 'cause I'm a timid soul
Plus I'm cookin' up ambition on a kitchen stove
Pot start to bubble, see the suds, those barnacles good to go🎶
“That’s it! SpongeBob, Patrick, OUT!” Squidward shouts.
“Darn, guess our plan didn’t work after all, Patrick,” SpongeBob says, disappointed.
“Maybe next time,” Patrick says, as they leave.
The other partygoers look at each other.
“If they came here uninvited…” Fred begins.
“Then we can come to THEIR party uninvited too!” WillyBob finishes.
“Let’s go, everyone! Let’s crash that party!” Fred shouts.
“Wait, GUYS! I just refilled the-” Squidward is unable to finish his sentence before all of his party members have rushed out. “-tea.”
Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick at SpongeBob’s house, looking sad.
“Looks like our plan failed, Pat. No Squidward party for us,” SpongeBob says.
“Do you hear that?” Patrick asks.
“Enough about the voices inside your head, Patrick, I hear nothing-” SpongeBob isn’t able to finish his sentence either, as all of Squidward’s party members trample over him and Patrick.
“Never mind…” SpongeBob says weakly.
Meanwhile, Squidward sighs of disappointment.
“Man, I truly overestimated myself this time. My party wasn’t good enough…” Squidward says to himself. “UNTIL NOW! Nobody can resist a good old fashioned casserole!”
Squidward pulls out the casserole from the oven, causing the scent from it to travel all the way to SpongeBob’s house, where Bubble Bass takes notice of it.
“Guys, look! Or, uh, smell! It’s a casserole!” Bubble Bass shouts.
“A casserole? Ooh!” Nancy says.
Everyone at SpongeBob’s party starts flocking out towards Squidward’s.
“Huh?” SpongeBob scratches his head. “Wh-what’s going on? Why is everybody leaving?!”
“Y’all gotta get in on Squidward’s green bean casserole!” Earl sniffs the air and sighs happily, then leaves with the others.
“D’oh… fish sticks,” SpongeBob says.
Cut back to Squidward’s house, where everyone is returning to the party.
“CANNONBALL!” the mayor says.
“Wait, since when did THE MAYOR join my party?” Squidward says.
The mayor cannonballs into the pool, causing water to splash everywhere, including the stereo speakers.
🎶Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of-🎶
The speakers instantly cut off when the water hits them. This bums some people out.
“Good riddance. I hated that song anyway,” Old Man Jenkins says.
“Meow meow!” Gary says. This translates to: “YoungBoy better!”
“Alright, everyone, let’s settle down now,” Squidward tells everyone. “I’m sure I have a spare speaker in my storage room, so just talk to each other in the meantime.”
“TALK?! I hate socializing!” Bubble Bass whines.
“Meow meow!” Gary says. This translates to: Talk? That’s a Yeat song! And I can’t play it because the stupid speakers are out!
“Enough with the Yeat references, NERD!” Bubble Bass says to Gary.
“Look who’s talking,” Perch Perkins says.
Squidward is about to go downstairs, when SpongeBob and Patrick barge into the house.
“SPONGEBOB?! PATRICK?! Ohh… if you guys don’t leave my house right now, I’M CALLING THE COPS!” Squidward yells.
“Simmer down, everyone,” SpongeBob announces. “I got my own stereo speaker right here!”
SpongeBob sets down his stereo speaker and starts playing Mood by 24kGoldn. Everyone immediately starts dancing along to it, and some people even sing along to it.
“Well I’ll be. SpongeBob, I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but you saved my pool party,” Squidward says. “What do we do now?”
“The only thing we can do. DANCE YOUR PANTS OFF!” SpongeBob shouts. “I told you, Patrick, everyone likes Mood!”
🎶Why you always in a mood?
Messin' 'round, actin' brand new
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool
Baby, I ain't playing by your rules
Everything look better with a view🎶
Old Man Jenkins sulks in a corner while everyone else dances and sings along to Mood. The episode slowly fades to black as it ends.
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