A Great Joke at Dinner Parties

A Great Joke at Dinner Parties is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
At a cocktail party, someone tells you your friend is showing more than her fair share of "aqueous humor." What should you do next?
===Choices===
1. Congratulate her on her sparkling wit. 
2. Tell her to chew with her mouth closed. 
3. Chastise her for being insulting.
4. Take her to the emergency room.
===Choices===
1. "Oh no, I congratulate you. On your sparkling wrongness."
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4. "Get her to the emergency room."
===Answer Quote===
"Cause she's got excess fluid in her eyeball."
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