VMS18Philippe.txt

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== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Leave me alone. Haven't you done enough? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Why are you standing still? Do you think that the world waits for you while you you stand there drooling? Get back out there and get to work! {chewing out a subordinate} 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Can't you see I'm busy? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	I thought I told you to get lost. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Why are you standing still? Do you think that the world waits for you while you you stand there drooling? Get back out there and get to work! {chewing out a subordinate} 	
 	Yes, sir. 	Neutral 50	Don't make eye contact with me! Look at the floor. And get back to work! 	
 	I think you may have me confused with someone else. 	Neutral 50	Oh really? So despite your filthy face and your vacant expression and your complete lack of human dignity, you're telling me you're not a server? {angry and sarcastic} 	
 	Who do you think you are, talking to me that way? 	Neutral 50	Who do-? Who the fuck do you think I am? I'm the fucking god of New Vegas brahmin fusion cuisine, that's who. {Repeating back "who do you think you are?" stunned that someone would dare ask.}	
 	Who do you think you are, talking to me that way? 	Neutral 50	No. No. That doesn't even give me the credit I deserve. I fucking invented edible food! 	
 	Who do you think you are, talking to me that way? 	Neutral 50	Do you like eating? Good. You owe me your entire goddamned garbage existence. 	
 	[Attack] You'll be feeding birds when I'm through with you. 	Neutral 50	I'll carve that stupid look off your inbred face! {about to attack with a knife.} 	
 	[Attack] You'll be feeding birds when I'm through with you. 	Neutral 50	Now get the hell out of my sight, or I'll bathe your face in the deep fryer. 	
 	<Lie> Oh no, you have it right. I'm a server. 	Neutral 50	Well then why the fuck are you still standing there like you aren't the lowest form of life ever to be flushed down the evolutionary toilet? 	
 	<Lie> I'm here to talk business. Interested in putting out a cookbook? 	Neutral 50	[SUCCEEDED] What, me? The supreme ruler of the Nevada dining scene? Teach lowlife half-wits to make food that doesn't smell like burning excrement? 	
 	<Lie> I'm here to talk business. Interested in putting out a cookbook? 	Neutral 50	Do you think it would sell? {confidentially} 	
 	Hey, could I, uh, buy some of your recipes? 	Neutral 50	Yes, of course. {sweetly} 	
 	Hey, could I, uh, buy some of your recipes? 	Neutral 50	[FAILED] There's nothing I'd like more than to hand the deepest secrets of my artistry to some idiot in exchange for a dirty handful of caps. {authentic at first, then blowing his top.} 	
 	You're screwed up in the head. 	Neutral 50	[FAILED] Yeah. You know why? It gets worse every time some sniveling wet blanket cries about how I need to tiptoe around his precious feelings. 	
 	You're screwed up in the head. 	Neutral 50	[FAILED] Yeah. You know why? It gets worse every time some sniveling wet blanket cries about how I need to tiptoe around her precious feelings. 	
 	Your predisposition towards anger suggests unresolved issues in your past. 	Neutral 50	[?] What kind of harebrained fucking psychobabble bullshit is that? 	
 	Your predisposition towards anger suggests unresolved issues in your past. 	Neutral 50	I yell at people because I like yelling at people and because they fucking deserve it. Not because Mumsy and Daddy-kins didn't hug me enough. 	
 	I'm a new honorary member of the White Glove Society. 	Neutral 50	Well what do you want? I'm very busy here. 	
 	You may be projecting. Tell me more about your parents. 	Neutral 50	[?] Oh. I see how it is. You think because my father walked out on us when I was five, now I have to yell at people. 	
 	You may be projecting. Tell me more about your parents. 	Neutral 50	Or because my mother was a deranged chem fiend who regularly brought strange men home who told me to call them uncle. 	
 	You may be projecting. Tell me more about your parents. 	Neutral 50	Or because my sisters would lock me in a shipping crate when they didn't want me around... and my brother... {slowing down, starting to get a little broken up} 	
 	You may be projecting. Tell me more about your parents. 	Neutral 50	God, I'd forgotten about that. How could they do that to me? {authentically beside himself} 	
 	You may be projecting. Tell me more about your parents. 	Neutral 50	[SUCCEEDED] I... I can't stay here. I need to be alone. {authentically beside himself} 	
 	What about the banquet? 	Neutral 50	Forget about the fucking banquet. You know what? You can do it. You be the star chef. Take my recipes. 	
 	What about the banquet? 	Neutral 50	It won't fill the hole, though. Just remember that. You'll always feel empty. 	
 	You go do that, then. 	Neutral 50	How could they treat me like that? {to himself, sadly} 	
 	I was just wondering where I could find tonight's wines. 	Neutral 50	Well why don't you fucking try checking the serving table in the wine room, for fuck's sake? Circular room, two rooms down? Ring any bells? Christ! 	
 	I was just wondering where I could find tonight's wines. 	Neutral 50	Now don't speak to me again or I swear I'll serve you as the main course. 	
 	It'll be huge. I'll advance you a hundred caps, plus half the gross. 	Neutral 50	[SUCCEEDED] All right. Don't get me wrong, I love my job here, but they don't pay me what I'm worth. Too many people skimming off the top. 	
 	It'll be huge. I'll advance you a hundred caps, plus half the gross. 	Neutral 50	Take these. Should be plenty for a book in there. That's all I'm giving. Don't expect me to write some fancy introduction. 	
 	Yes. We're a major publisher. But as a sign of good faith I'll need recipes. 	Neutral 50	<grunts> You're pushing your luck. Here. I have a few copies on me. This better be good enough. 	
 	Yes. We're a major publisher. But as a sign of good faith I'll need recipes. 	Neutral 50	We're going to have a real problem if this thing isn't a hit. 	
 	Uh... how about you give me your recipes and then we'll see. 	Neutral 50	Yes, of course. {sweetly} 	
 	Uh... how about you give me your recipes and then we'll see. 	Neutral 50	[FAILED] There's nothing I'd like more than to hand the deepest secrets of my artistry to some idiot in exchange for a dirty handful of caps. {authentic at first, then blowing his top.} 	
 	I'll advance you a hundred caps and then... wait, I don't have that much on me.	Neutral 50	A hundred caps? I have that much between the cushions of my day bed. 	
 	I'll advance you a hundred caps and then... wait, I don't have that much on me.	Neutral 50	Come back when you've got a serious offer. 	
 	I think I saw a radroach in the pantry. You should check it out. 	Neutral 50	[SUCCEEDED] No! It'll ruin my ingredients! 	
 	Would you, uh, go step in the pantry for a minute? 	Neutral 50	[FAILED] Now why the fuck would I do that? I don't have time for games. Stop wasting my time. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	Goodbye. 	Neutral 50	About time. 	
 	VMS18PhilippeDetectTed	Neutral 50	You get back here with our dinner! 	
 	VMS18PhilippeTrapped 	Neutral 50	What the- ? You son of a- ! Goddamn motherf- ! Ugh! Let me out!	
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