The Noid

The Noid is a Wrassler
== Bio ==
The Noid is a wressler borne from hatred of pizza. he wants to squash your pizza so be very careful, if you have a pizza he will step on it and he will step on you too, and he will step on your feelings and your friend ship if you try to be friend with the noid. it says to avoid the noid, but is that truly the way to solve the noid's corundum? We may never know. And yet we watch in awe, as the noid cannot be avoided, unless you don't like pizza.
== Championships and accomplishments ==
== Relationships ==
* The Noid hates pizza, he is a mortal enemy of Papa John
* He gets along well with Crazy Frog because they are both afflicted in the head similarly and were both born under a red moon. Also they are brothers.
* Regularly gets beat up and robbed by Dark Mario Cobain for his food stamps.
== Trivia ==
* Lost his debut match in one move
* Expert in textiles
* Suspect in OJ Simpson murder case (squashed pizzas)
* Caused an innocent man also named Noid to kill himself in disgust
* Divorcee (squashed pizzas)
* Lives in Section 8 housing with Crazy Frog
* Has a New York accent, but can't talk 
== Action Time ==
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== Source Material ==
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoidCategory:Wrestlers
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Category:D Grade Wrestlers