The Party – Part 1

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==Summary==
A party has been set up on the roof of the to celebrate the conclusion of the tournament. After a speech from DJ Professor K, he starts a set with Daft Punk and the party begins.
After finishing his first song, Professor K meets up with Phoenix, Monokuma, and Maya, who have all just arrived from Mr. Bean's trial. Monokuma proceeds to taunt both Phoenix and Professor K, frustrating the two. Maya, however, suggests that Monokuma isn't as evil as he seems, confusing everyone, even Monokuma, who eventually sulks away to avoid the conversation.
Bill Trinen meets up with Geno at the bar. When Geno dismisses his own performance in the tournament, Bill tells him to not be too hard on himself. Bill then expresses surprise that Geno never brought up if he could be included in Super Smash Bros. despite being such a popular request. Geno claims to be unsure if he is iconic enough to be a playable character, before asserting that he is satisfied with his role as a costume and spirit. Nevertheless, Bill promises to recommend him to series director Masahiro Sakurai the next time he sees him.
After receiving some Flintstones supplements from Dr. Piccolo, Thanos encounters Metal Ajit Pai on the side of the Gaylord. Ajit falls off the building, and Thanos jumps after him before challenging him to another dance battle. When Thanos starts dancing to "Word Chase" from , Ajit recognizes the song, and Thanos voices respect towards Ajit's taste in music. The two decide to put their differences beside them and get food at Subway.
Agent J is standing alone by the balcony before being approached by Howard. Agent J tells Howard that he wants to retire from the Men in Black and go back to his life as Will Smith. Howard prepares to wipe Agent J's mind with his Neuralyzer, but is called over by Popoy and Marcianito before he can press the button. Agent J allows Howard to go, saying he should take the chance to say goodbye to everyone anyway.
After storming away from Phoenix and Maya, Monokuma runs into Cool Meme Team. Furious that the group is still alive, Monokuma forcibly takes away their Uno reverse card and kicks them off the roof. Big Chungus inflates himself to bring the group safely to the ground, but the ruckus gets the attention of Phoenix and Professor K. As retribution for his attempted murder, Professor K kicks Monokuma into the air, where he explodes. A replacement Monokuma appears not long after, but the explosion is heard by Maya who tells the three to put aside their differences for the night to avoid spoiling the mood. Phoenix reluctantly agrees after some words from Professor K.
Quote is relaxing by the edge of the roof when he is approached by Eminem (who has changed out of his flamenco attire). He attempts to persuade Quote to go on another panty raid with him, showing him Curly's panties when he doesn't respond. Quote tries to grab the pair back when Curly runs into the two. Curly naively thanks Eminem for finding her panties and takes Quote away to dance.
Johnny Bravo breaks away from a conversation with Papyrus to flirt with Marina and Hakuko, which both result poorly. Amused by his ineptitude, Mariya Takeuchi approaches him to teach him how to better approach women. She eventually gets him to give a compliment to someone (albeit while also complimenting himself), and wishes him luck in his search for love. Samurai Jack then suddenly appears next to Johnny, and tells him of a time he was in love once. Johnny tells Jack thanks for being a good friend, before being distracted by Paruko.
"Weird Al" Yankovic takes a bathroom break in the middle of his performance and sees 「BEAT IT」 in the mirror, who speaks to him. Al expresses regret that he didn't use 「BEAT IT」 as much as he could have, though 「BEAT IT」 assures Al that it was his determination to succeed that got him so far in the tournament, not his stand. 「BEAT IT」 disappears for good moments later, and Al returns to the stage to perform "Ladies and Gentlemen...Leave Me Alone".
Otacon arrives at the party, who has brought a package for Solid Snake. The two are soon approached by the Rhythm Masters, who Snake reveals the package is for (as a "fair trade"). Don-chan unwraps the gift to reveal a pair of military boxing gloves, which confuses the duo. Otacon, similarly bewildered, tries to get Snake to tell him why he had him retrieve such confidential equipment while Quote, having noticed the confrontation, silently guides Hakuko to put the gloves on and punch Snake. Hakuko follows his instructions, and accidentally knocks Snake out, to the shock of several bystanders as well as herself. After Quote gets everyone to calm down, Hakuko explains the entire drama between the Rhythm Masters and Snake, who comes to sometime during her explanation. Hakuko and Don-chan also realize that MissingNo. had been impersonating Snake when they believed he had apologized to them earlier. Don-chan then successfully gives Snake a hug, who is soon followed by Hakuko, as well as Quote and Curly.
==Transcript==
*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*
*Before anyone can say anything else, Meowth and HyperCam appear on stage.* 
*DJ Professor K comes out on the stage.*
*Meowth hands over the mic.*
*The Professor looks over the crowd, listening with excitement. He lowers his head and relaxes a little.*
*The crowd laughs along with the Professor.*
*There’s a silence.*
*The crowd cheers as Thomas and Guy-Man appear on stage.*
*As the three DJs play “Ain’t Nothing Like a Flat Beat”, the party starts!*
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*Phoenix catches his breath. After an eventful trial, him, Maya, and Monokuma had rushed to the party they were invited to- making it just in time! After the first song, DJ Professor K leaves the decks to Daft Punk. He meets the trio.*
Phoenix: (If only the “deadly attacks from the opposition” part was a joke. Never thought I’d wish I hadn’t been wrong about Edgeworth being on a case…)
Phoenix: Sorry, but I’ve found my calling. (He’s only joking about the hair…right?)
*Phoenix and K both give a look of disgust to Monokuma, while Maya appears to be lost in thought.*
*Monokuma disappears into the crowd.*
Phoenix: Eh, he won’t do anything too terrible. Not on his own, anyways. (Besides, if these past few days taught me anything, it’s that he’s impossible to get rid of…)
*Maya gestures toward the Professor and the three share a chuckle.*
Phoenix: (For once Maya’s appetite isn’t coming out of my wallet…)
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*Geno is sitting at the rooftop bar, lost in his thoughts. He hears a familiar voice.*
*Bill sits down next to Geno.*
*Geno smiles. A silence.*
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*Piccolo storms away from Thanos.*
*Loud EDM can be heard coming from below the Gaylord.*
*Thanos peers over the railing of the rooftop to see Ajit attempting to climb the side of the Gaylord.*
*Metal Ajit Pai’s hand slips off the railing of the roof and he bellows a child-like screech as he falls to the ground. A loud thump is heard below.*
*Thanos gets on top of railing and jumps down the building, while Metal Ajit Pai reposition himself.*
*Metal Ajit Pai begins to glow and starts off with his signature move, The Harlem Shake.*
*Metal Ajit Pai thrusts his pelvis out at an extremely rapid rate.*
*Thanos starts humping the air while humming “Worm Chase” from Crash Twinsanity.*
*Thanos and Metal Ajit Pai head over to Subway to have a midnight meal.*
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*Somewhere by the railings of the roof. Agent J looks above towards the stars.*
*Agent J continues to gaze at the stars. Howard walks up to J and touches his shoulder.*
*Agent J points over to Popoy and Marcianito dancing with Pitbull.*
*Agent J pulls out a Neuralyzer and puts his hand out to Howard.*
*Howard grabs the Neuralyzer as Agent J takes off his sunglasses.*
*Howard raises the Neuralyzer and puts on his sunglasses.*
*Howard puts his finger on the button.*
*Right before he can press the button, a voice calls out to Howard.*
*Howard looks to them, and then looks back at Agent J.*
*Agent J puts his sunglasses back on.*
*Howard walks away to join up with the others at the dance floor.*
*Agent J turns around back to the railing and looks at the stars once more.*
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*Monokuma storms off in a huff.*
*He is interrupted by a large fellow bumping into him with his back.*
*Big Chungus turns around.*
*Monokuma is outraged.*
*Monokuma and the Cool Meme Team get into a fight, engulfed in a smoke cloud as only their struggling arms appear out of it as they all near the edge of the building!*
*Monokuma kicks the trio over the edge!*
*Knuckles and Crash hold onto the girth of Chungus, and he inflates to 3 times his normal size! With this, the team safely floats down to the bottom like a balloon.*
*The Professor winds himself up, and delivers a surprising kick to Monokuma- shooting him into the night! Phoenix and DJ K point off at Monokuma…*
Phoenix: TAKE THAT!
DJ Professor K: TAKE THAT!
*…and Monokuma explodes in a bright, bursting fireball- lighting up the sky!*
*Monokuma walks in from behind Maya.*
*DJ K and Monokuma share a fiery stare.*
Phoenix: Anyways, if this is all over with now, can we please just enjoy the party like normal people? (…Please?)
*Phoenix tightens his fist with an annoyed look on his face.*
*K takes Phoenix to the side to speak with him privately.*
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*Quote decides to sit on railings of the roof for a second to relax.*
*Quote watches as everyone is talking and having fun.*
*Quote turns his head to see Eminem standing in front of him.*
*Eminem pulls out a familiar garment from his pocket. Eminem starts to grin.*
*Quote reaches for Curly’s panties, Eminem holds them away from him.*
*Eminem holds them above his head, Quote begins to jump for them and reach upward.*
*Curly takes the panties from Eminem’s hands.*
*Curly takes Quote’s hand and drags him to the dance floor.*
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*Johnny smear-frames over to Marina from across the room.*
*Pearl pops up from behind the speakers.*
*Pearl grabs hold of Johnny’s collar and yanks him down to her level.*
*Pearl flips Johnny over and sends him crashing face-first onto the floor.*
*Pearl takes Marina by the hand and storms off.*
*Johnny jumps up and fixes his hair. He looks around the room until he spots Hakuko tap-dancing.*
*Johnny slides onto the dancefloor to the surprise of those around him.*
*He sweeps Hakuko off her feet.*
*Hakuko proceeds to stomp rhythmically onto Johnny’s feet. She grabs him by the hand and sends him spinning off the dancefloor and crashing into the punch table, the bowl sliding right onto Johnny’s head.*
*The source of laughter lifts the bowl off Johnny’s head and places it safely back on the table. Johnny opens his eyes to reveal a friendly face.*
*Johnny shakes himself off like a dog and props himself up against the wall, leaning toward Mariya.*
*Johnny whips out his mirror and smiles, showing off his pearly white teeth and fixing his hair.*
*Johnny looks into Mariya’s eyes, and she smiles at him. Her face seems to shine and the rest of the party becomes a blur.*
*Mariya gives him a kiss on the cheek and walks off.*
*Johnny spots Paruko across the room.*
*Johnny dashes in Paruko’s direction.*
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*Weird Al finishes a performance of POLKA FOR ANOTHER DAY, to an applause from the audience*
*The crowd starts cheering for an encore.*
*Weird Al enters the men’s room to find someone completely different on the other side of the mirror.*
*Weird Al can’t believe his eyes: a man resembling BEAT IT is staring back at him in the mirror.*
*Weird Al looks at himself in the mirror for one last time and smiles.*
*Weird Al finishes up in the restroom and heads back to the stage.*
*Weird Al takes a deep breath.*
*Weird Al looks at DJ Professor K. K shows a thumbs up and starts playing the music.*
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*Snake gets out of his box.*
*Otacon passes a small box to Snake, who puts it in his vest. Both sit at the bar and ask Wobbufett for drinks. Otacon shivers.*
*Snake smirks.*
*Hakuko and Don-chan bounce over to where Otacon and Snake are sitting.*
*Quote, coming back from the dance floor, notices this confrontation from a distance.*
*Otacon whispers to Snake.*
*Snake reaches into his vest and pulls out the box Otacon gave him. He opens the box and pulls out a small wrapped gift.*
*Don-Chan rips open the box.*
*Don-Chan pulls out… a pair of military grade boxing gloves.*
*Phoenix slams his hands down on the bar.*
*Quote rushes up and instructs Hakuko how to put on the gloves.*
*Quote motions to Hakuko to punch.*
*Don-chan’s eyes light up. He starts whispering in Hakuko’s ear.*
*BAM!!!! Hakuko socks Snake in the face. He tumbles to the floor.*
*Everyone turns to Paruko in surprise.*
*Snake lies unconscious on the floor.*
*Curly runs up to the group. Thomas comes as well.*
*The Rhythm Masters look at everyone nervously. Quote jumps in the middle and makes ample arms movements.*
*Quote insists. All go silent.*
*Quote lets out a sigh of relief.*
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*A now-conscious Snake and the Rhythm Masters sit together with Quote, Curly, Thomas and Otacon. Snake is rubbing his cheek.*
*Curly shivers.*
*Don-chan jumps up and gives Snake a big hug, who receives it successfully. Snake pats Don-chan and smiles.*
*Hakuko comes in for a hug as well.*
*Quote and Curly jump up and add themselves to the hug pile. They knock everyone over in the process. Everyone ends up on the floor laughing, including Thomas and Otacon.*