Infiltration of the ISS Enterprise

Jacqueline and her three teams snuck aboard the ISS Enterprise. The mirror Kirk, the commanding officer of the ISS Enterprise, was not aware of the presence of Jacqueline and her teams. That was good news for Jacqueline. 
Jacqueline and her teams infiltrated the ISS Enterprise. They came in search of a very important data disk. They also came to find out if the ISS Enterprise had a self-destruct system. The mirror Kirk contacted the security personnel and told them to keep a lookout for the intruders.
Jacqueline and her teams found the data disk. They then found a computer console! Jacqueline set the ISS Enterprise's self-destruct sequence! Alarms began to blare on the ISS Enterprise! Jacqueline and her teams went to the ISS Enterprise's shuttle bay!
The computer, which had a male voice, said "Self-destruct sequence has been activated! This ship will self-destruct in 10 minutes!"
The mirror Kirk realized that someone had activated the ship's self-destruct sequence! He told his first officer, the goateed mirror-Spock, what was going on! The mirror-Spock confirmed that the self-destruct sequence had been activated! The computer said "Self destruct in exactly 9 minutes, 45 seconds!"
The mirror Kirk pressed the intercom system and said "Attention! This is Captain Kirk! Abandon ship! Abandon ship! All hands to the escape pods! Self-destruct sequence has been activated! Abandon ship!" The ISS Enterprise's personnel ran in panic, struggling to get to the escape pods! 
Jacqueline and her teams quickly dispatched the ISS Enterprise's security personnel! They then went to the shuttle bay and escaped in a shuttlecraft! They blasted out of the ISS Enterprise and went back to their own universe with the data disk!
The ISS Enterprise's computer said "Self destruct in 20 seconds! This is your final chance to push the cancellation button!"
The ISS Enterprise's computer said "Self-destruct in 10 seconds! Counting down! 10, 9, 8, 6!"
The mirror Kirk said "6? What happened to 7?"
The ISS Enterprise's computer said "Just kidding! 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Have a nice day!"
The mirror Kirk said "Thank you!"
The ISS Enterprise exploded, killing the mirror Kirk and his entire crew!