The Great Fight of Timon and Kiara

Timon: Yes! Yes! No No! Aliens Don't go back for the CAT! tHIS IS nO TIME FOR A SNACK!!!
Kiara: Bye Kovu!
Timon: Hey, What Cha doing?
Kiara: Promise NOT to tell? I was with Kovu
Timon: OH SURE! I WON'T TELL SIMBA YOU WERE WITH KOVU!!
Kiara: Thanks ^^
Simba: Kiara! You are GROUNDED!!!
Kiara: Wha-at!
Simba: You were with that Kovu Twerp!
Kiara: Timon.
(five hours later)
Timon: Kiara? I'm really-
Kiara: Go AWAY!
(later, Timon tries to talk with her by singing under her window)
Timon: Oh Kiara-
(Kiara thorws blaket out of her window, Landing on Timon)
Timon: Just threw a Blankie on Me and i'm suffocating.
(The next Morning, Simba, Nala and Kovu are eating breakfast)
Timon: Look, I'm-
Kiara: I WON'T TELL ANYONE YOU BROKE MOM'S GRANDMA'S GRANDMA'S GRANDMA'S STATUE!
Nala: What?
Kovu: Uh-Oh, Here We go AGAIN! It's Weird Al Yankovic 3.0 cd broken all over again!
Simba: Where did You find out about that?
Kovu: Twitter :P
Simba: YOU STALKED MY WIFES TWITTER!! >:(
Timon: You little SQUEALER!
Kiara: Hey? What Can I say?
Timon: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS, ...Uh...SOMETHING INSULTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiara: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!
Timon: IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO!!!!
(Later, Simba is having a Meeting)
Simba: Kiara, What did You do?
Kiara: Oh, Nothing ^^ Your Little Tax Shelter Didn't do a thing! But that Rat-
Timon: RAT!
Simba: Order. Order.
Timon: Shes Fat!
Simba: No. Nala is.
Timon: She Listens to Backstreet Boys!
Kiara: He smells like Bugs!
Timon: Who put a Beetle in your Cheerios?
Kiara: I HATE cheerios!
Simba: That's enough! If either of You want to Live here any longer, You'll have to say Sorry!
Timon: FINE! Kiara, Pukin cake, The Color of Khaki Underwear, The Scent of Flowers, I'm sorry.
Kiara: I'm sorta sorry.
Simba: Now don't You all feel better?
Timon: She said Sorta.
Simba: DUT!
Timon: Wha-?
Simba: DUT!
Timon: Oookay.
Kiara: Well I'm glad we made Up with Daddy.
Simba: What?
Kiara: What? You think We were mad at each other?
Timon: Ehh, Hakuna Matata, Simba. Royalty messed wit Ya brain. You Grounded Kiara, You Started this court. Com'on, Dude. Get with it.
===THE END!===
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