さよなら僕のタピオカ (Sayonara Boku no Tapioca)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
『昔むかし、あるところに、ちいさなお姫さまがいました。 	"Mukashimukashi, aru tokoro ni, chiisana ohimesama ga imashita. 	Once upon a time, in a certain place, lived a little princess.
お姫さまはタピオカが大好物で、それはもう毎日毎日おなかいっぱい食べて暮らしましたとさ。 	Ohimesama wa tapioka ga daikōbutsu de, sore wa mō mainichi mainichi onaka ippai tabete kurashimashita to sa. 	They say that tapioca was the princess's favourite food, and she spent day after day eating her fill.
めでたしめでたし。 	Medetashi medetashi. 	And she lived happily ever after.
 	 	
そんなわけはない！　さっそくだけど、この物語はここから悲劇の展開に突入する！ 	Sonna wake wa nai! Sassoku dakedo, kono monogatari wa koko kara higeki no tenkai ni totsunyū suru! 	Of course not! It's sudden, but at this point, the story quickly unfolds into a tragedy!
ある日、姫様がタピオカとやらを食べている間に突然倒れてしまったもんだから国中が大騒ぎ！ 	Aru hi, himesama ga tapioka toyara o tabete iru aida ni totsuzen taorete shimatta mon dakara kunijū ga ōsawagi!	One day, while eating tapioca or something, the princess suddenly fell down, so there was tumult across the whole country!
原因？　知らないよそんなの、それを探るのがお医者さまの役目ってものさ！ 	Gen'in? Shiranai yo sonna no, sore o saguru no ga oisha-sama no yakume tte mono sa! 	The cause? I wouldn't know—that's something you need a doctor to figure out!
 	 	
さぁさぁ、物語のはじまりです。 	Sā sā, monogatari no hajimari desu. 	So then, this is where the story starts.
さよなら僕のタピオカ』 	Sayonara Boku no Tapioka." 	Goodbye my Tapioca."
 	 	
頭痛がやまない 	Zutsū ga yamanai 	The headaches won't stop
　眩暈もする不思議な病さ 	　Memai mo suru fushigi na yamai sa 	　It's a strange illness where I'm dizzy too
身体がだるい 	Karada ga darui 	My body feels listless
　食欲だけは残ってんのに 	　Shokuyoku dake wa nokotten no ni 	　Though only my appetite's left
王国一番の 	Ōkoku ichiban no 	The country's best
　名医が僕を診断していく 	　meii ga boku o shindan shite iku 	　doctor comes to examine me
早く治して 	Hayaku naoshite 	Hurry up and cure me
　おやつにタピオカ食べたい 	　Oyatsu ni tapioka tabetai 	　I want tapioca for afternoon tea.
 	 	
「先生、私は……？」 	"Sensei, watashi wa …?" 	"Doctor, what have I ...?"
　珍しい病気です 	　Mezurashii byōki desu. 	　It's a very unusual disease
「あの、名前は……？」 	"Ano, namae wa …?" 	"Um, what's it called ...?"
　急性タピオカ症候群 	　Kyūsei tapioka shōkōgun 	　Acute tapioca syndrome
「どんな病気なんです……？」 	"Donna byōki na n desu …?" 	"What kind of sickness … is it?"
　タピオカを食べると 	　Tapioka o taberu to 	　When you eat tapioca
「どうなるんです……？」 	"Dō naru n desu …?" 	"What happens …?"
　タピオカになっちゃいます 	　Tapioka ni natchaimasu 	　You turn into tapioca
　　「は？」 	　　"Ha?" 	　　"Huh?"
 	 	
さよなら僕のタピオカ 	Sayonara boku no tapioka 	Goodbye my tapioca
　二度と黒い粒を食べてはいけない 	　nidoto kuroi tsubu o tabete wa ikenai 	　I must never again eat those black grains
さよなら僕のタピオカ 	Sayonara boku no tapioka 	Goodbye my tapioca
　君が恋しすぎてタピタピタピタピ！ 	　Kimi ga koishisugite tapitapitapitapi! 	　I miss you too much tapitapitapitapi!
不治の病らしいけど 	Fujinoyamai rashii kedo 	It acts like an incurable illness
　それを食べなければ健康そのもの 	　sore o tabenakereba kenkō sono mono 	　but if you don't it eat, you'll be in perfect health
医者はそれだけ告げると 	Isha wa sore dake o tsugeru to 	As soon as the doctor said that and no more,
　そそくさとお城をあとにした 	　sosokusa to oshiro o ato ni shita 	　he left the castle
 	 	
タピオカ禁して３時間 	Tapioka kin shite san-jikan 	After 3 hours without tapioca,
　早くも我慢ができない 	　hayaku mo gaman ga dekinai 	　my patience was quickly straining
タピオカ禁して半日間 	Tapioka kin shite hannichikan 	After half a day without tapioca
　なんだかお肌が痒いよ 	　nandaka ohada ga kayui yo 	　my skin felt somewhat itchy
タピオカ禁して１日目 	Tapioka kin shite ichinichime 	After the first day without tapioca
　手足の震えがやまない 	　teashi no furue ga yamanai 	　my limbs wouldn't stop trembling
タピオカ禁して３日目 	Tapioka kin shite sannichime 	On the third day without tapioca
　みんなの顔がタピオカに 	　minna no kao ga tapioka ni 	　everyone's faces were like tapioca
 	 	
げっそりと痩せた 	Gessori to yaseta 	The princess lost so much weight
　姫様は既に見る影なく 	　himesama wa sudeni miru kage naku 	　very soon she was unrecognizable
事情を知らない 	Jijō o shiranai 	Not knowing the situation,
　臣民たちが押し寄せた 	　shinmain-tachi ga oshiyoseta 	　her subjects crowded up to her
これでも食べて 	Kore demo tabete 	Please just have some
　元気を取り戻してください 	　genki o torimodoshite kudasai 	　and regain your health
大好物ですよ 	Daikōbutsu desu yo 	It's your favourite food!
　タピオカ食べてください 	　Tapioka tabete kudasai 	　Please have some tapioca
 	 	
「少しくらいならいいかな……」 	"Sukoshi kurai nara ii ka na …" 	"Could I just have a tiny bit ...?"
　タピオカになるぞ 	　Tapioka ni naru zo 	　You'll turn into tapioca
「それでも別にいいかな……」 	"Soredemo betsu ni ii ka na …" 	"But that doesn't matter much …"
　いいわけないでしょう 	　Ii wake nai deshō 	　It certainly does matter
「あぁ、しゃぶりつきたい！」 	"Ā, shaburitsukitai!" 	"Ah, I just want a taste!"
　後悔しますよ 	　Kōkai shimasu yo 	　You'll regret it
「タピオカとして生きる……？」 	"Tapioka to shite ikiru …?" 	"Living as tapioca …?"
　好きなものになるのは良い事か？ 	　Suki na mono ni naru no wa ii koto ka? 	　Is it a good thing to turn into something you like?
　　「うーん……」 	　　"Ūn …" 	　　"Well ..."
 	 	
僕がタピオカになれば 	Boku ga tapioka ni nareba 	If I turned into tapioca,
　きっと誰かに食べられちゃうでしょうね 	　kitto dareka ni taberarechau deshō ne 	　surely I'd be eaten by someone, right?
タピオカのない人生 	Tapioka no nai jinsei 	A life without tapioca,
　そんな人生ムリです絶対ムリです死んじゃいます！ 	　sonna jinsei muri desu Zettai muri desu Shijimaimasu! 	　that would be unimaginable, absolutely unimaginable, I'd die without it!
 	 	
さよなら僕のタピオカ 	Sayonara boku no tapioka 	Goodbye my tapioca
　これはきっと僕の人生そのものさ 	　Kore wa kitto boku no jinsei sono mono sa 	　Surely this is what my life's all about
さよなら僕のタピオカ 	Sayonara boku no tapioka 	Goodbye my tapioca
　君が恋しすぎてタピタピタピタピ！ 	　Kimi ga koishisugite tapitapitapitapi! 	　I miss you so much tapitapitapitapi!
失うことで気付いた 	Ushinau koto de kizuita 	By losing it, I realized
　本当に大切なものはなにかと 	　hontō ni taisetsu na mono wa nani ka to 	　what's the really most important thing in my life
なにを恐れているのさ 	Nani o osorete iru no sa 	What am I scared of?
　欲望に任せてタピオカ食べるよ！ 	　Yokubō ni makasete tapioka taberu yo! 	　I'll give in to my appetite and eat some tapioca!
 	 	
もぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐ 	mogumogu mogumogu mogumogu mogumogu mogumogu mogumogu mogumogu mogumogu 	Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
「我が人生に一片の悔いなし……」 	"waga jinsei ni ippen no kuinashi …" 	"I don't want the slightest regret in my life …"
 	 	
あるところに 	Aru tokoro ni 	In a certain place,
　ちいさなお姫様がいました 	　chiisana ohimesama ga imashita 	　lived a little princess
彼女の人生は 	Kanojo no jinsei wa 	They say she had
　とても楽しいものだったとさ 	　totemo tanoshii mono datta to sa 	　a very pleasant life
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
* さんぷん＼(^o^)／ (Sanpun＼(^o^)／)
== External Links ==
*KARENT - Lyrics source
*Len's Lyrics - Romaji and translation source
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