On the Carpet

==Opening remarks==
And before we go any further, this is Robin Boyle speaking, announcer full time, bell-like tones a specialty at no extra charge. Oh well I'm very sorry about that, unless I mention my name now my wife just doesn't believe I'm working late. Still, apart from knowing where I am, we now know where Leading Seaman Goldstein is. He's back aboard H.M.S. Troutbridge and endeavouring to explain to anyone who'll listen why he's a week late getting back from leave.
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