Season 1 Episode 1: Mad Aztec Science Part 1

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Opening song: Arabian Nights (Sonicladdin the Series Version)
Mad Aztec Science Part 1 (Sonicladdin Version)
(On a beautiful morning in the desert close by to Agrabah, a cargo vehicle containing some gold and treasure is being driven by three male Arabian merchants. As they rode along calmly and casually, heading to the direction of Agrabah, another ship appears silently above them in the air. It appeared to be a battleship with yellow, purple, red, green, and black armor. Suddenly, some grappling hooks shot out from the ship and right onto the cargo vehicle’s side, latching onto it. Their attention caught, the merchants got surprised upon seeing this and got concerned upon seeing the ship. Then, the sidedoors on the ship opened and emerging from there, are an army of thieves. Panicking, the merchants quickly retreated into their vehicle and frantically closed it up, hoping to keep the thieves out. Outside, the thieves landed on the vehicle via their own hoverboards while swinging on the grappling hooks. And the thieves are revealed to be a group of male anthro animals. The first male anthro animal is a male anthro fox with red fur, a tan muzzle and underbelly, a black nose, brown eyes, and wearing a light yellow floppy farmer hat, a pale green long-sleeved shirt, a green sleeveless vest, and dark green pants. He is Brer Fox. The second male anthro animal is a big male anthro bear with brown fur, a tan muzzle, a black nose, brown eyes, and wearing a red fedora hat and a blue long-sleeved jacket with the sleeves rolled up, and sometimes carries a wooden club. He is Brer Bear, Brer Fox's lackey. The third male anthro animal is a small male anthro pygmy owl with brown feathers, a yellow hooked beak and feet, a white vulture-like ruff around his neck, yellow eyes with red irises, and black pupils, and wearing a red pilot helmet and sometimes a small duffel bag containing his weapons. He is Hunch. The fourth male mutant animal is a skinny male Komodo dragon with green scales, dark green scaled eyebrows, yellow eyes, a green underbelly, a spiky tail, sharp white claws and teeth, three fingers and a thumb, and three toes, and wearing a yellow Arabian cup-like helmet with a metal spike on top, a purple head cloak underneath, and a white sleeveless long tunic underneath a magenta long-sleeved Arabian robe that is open with gold yellow rims, and sometimes wields an Arabian sword called a scimitar with a teal handle, and also depicted barefoot. He is Komodo Joe. And the last male mutant animal is a slightly-chubby male Komodo dragon with green scales, dark green scaled eyebrows, yellow eyes, a green underbelly, a spiky tail, sharp white claws and teeth, a dark green scaly goatee, two fingers and a thumb, and two toes, and wearing a yellow Arabian cup-like helmet with a metal spike on top, a purple head cloak underneath, and a white sleeveless long tunic underneath a magenta long-sleeved Arabian robe that is open with gold yellow rims, and sometimes wields a scimitar, and also depicted barefoot. He is Komodo Moe, Komodo Joe’s older brother, and they consist the Komodo Brothers. Upon swinging down to the vehicle, or flew for Hunch's case, they, except Brer Bear and the Komodo Brothers who tripped and almost lost their balance at first, landed gracefully on it. Then swinging down to them on his hoverboard and landing gracefully is another male thief, apparently the leader. The thief leader is a (Insert Baron Von Sheldgoose's character description). He is Baron Von Sheldgoose. Upon Sheldgoose landing on there, the mutants pried open the roof of the vehicle with a big blowtorch, creating a hole. As soon as it opened, they and their leader leapt inside and went up to the merchants, who are now terrified that the thieves are now inside, ready to steal from them, as the mutants aimed their weapons at them)
Sheldgoose: Greetings, fellow merchants, from your friendly thieves, led by me, Baron Von Sheldgoose.
(In a panic, the first merchant grabbed a communicator nearby)
Merchant 1: Help! This is the Merchants of Arabia Company!
(Then Komodo Moe, with one swipe of his scimitar, cuts the cord to the communicator, making him and Komodo Joe give a bit of wicked, yet goofy, chuckles)
Komodo Moe: (Sneeringly) So close. (Seriously) But too bad.
Komodo Joe: So, stick it up.
Hunch: Hand over the goods, along with the main treasure we need, ASAP.
(The merchants continued to give concerned looks as the second merchant secretly fiddled around from behind, trying to grab something to defend himself and the other two merchants. Annoyed, Hunch rephrased what he just said, but with a crazy look)
Hunch: (Chuckling crazily a bit) You know, “As soon as possible.” Or do you want annihilation?
(Then the second merchant pulled out a wrench in determination, ready to fight)
Merchant 2: (In determination) The treasure we have is very valuable! And you’re not getting a gold coin from them, not one bit!
(Then the mutants aimed their weapons again, making the second merchant and the other two merchants back down nervously, that the second merchant nervously dropped the wrench)
Brer Fox: Feisty, are we?
Sheldgoose: (Calmly at first) The main treasure, if you please, or if you don’t cooperate…. We won’t hesitate to (Screams at them) BLOW UP YOUR VEHICLE TO SMITHEREENS!!!!
Hunch: With you inside it!
(Scared by that threatening ultimatum, the merchants gave in and hands a gold Aztec-like scepter to Sheldgoose, who snatches it with an evil smirk. Then Sheldgoose's gang exited the vehicle with the scepter in tow and then rummaged all of the treasure in the vehicle’s rear cargo holding section. As soon as the treasure is all packed up inside a huge bag, except for the scepter which is still being held by Sheldgoose, Sheldgoose’s gang escaped back to their ship. As soon as they detached the grappling hooks, Hunch aims his tommy gun at the vehicle)
Hunch: Bye-bye, guys! What gets shot to be annihilated, must come down.
(Then he fired his tommy gun, humming the "Ride of the Valkyries," and then as soon as he finished shooting away and humming, the vehicle started to skid across the desert sand, out of control by the gunfire inflicted on it. But luckily, the merchants quickly abandoned ship onto a nearby oasis spot and the vehicle crashed and exploded into a nearby boulder. Then with that, Sheldgoose’s gang got away with the stolen scepter and treasure in tow in their ship. As soon as they’re gone, the merchants, all recovered and after seeing them get away, the first merchant immediately pulled his walkie-talkie out, and he and the other two merchants spoke into it to someone, for it appeared they anticipated this ambush for some reason)
Merchant 1: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) You’re majesties. Come in, you’re majesties, over.
Merchant 2: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) The enemy has taken the treasure, over.
Merchant 3: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) Now we sit back and wait for our recruits, and two new undercover recruits, to get them back for us, over.
(In their ship, Sheldgoose’s gang returned inside with the scepter and bagged treasure in tow. Upon placing the treasure inside and then emptying it from the bag, Sheldgoose’s gang rushed inside Sheldgoose’s quarters and as soon as they entered, Sheldgoose rushed up to his table and after he slapped some stuff such as some notes, an ink quill container, some books, and even some Chinese takeout trash aside from the table in an ecstatic fashion, Sheldgoose laid the scepter onto the now emptied table excitedly while smirking evilly with his gang. Nearby them are two more male anthro animals. The first male anthro animal is a (Insert Warren T. Rat's character description). He is Warren T. Rat. And the last male anthro animal is a (Insert the Grand Duke of Owls' character description). He is the Grand Duke of Owls, Hunch's uncle and master)
Sheldgoose: At last, the key to our future.
Warren: Along with their future as well.
Grand Duke: (Gestures to the scepter) And his.
Warren: (Agreeing) Which, I admit, that makes our upcoming victory imminent.
(Sheldgoose’s group chuckled wickedly a bit)
Brer Fox: (To Sheldgoose’s gang) Just imagine, boys. Riches! Riches and world conquest beyond our wildest insignificant dreams.
Hunch: (Jumping up and down excitedly) Yay! Wildest insignificant dreams coming true!
(He laughs crazily a bit while jumping like a mad man, or a mad mutant pygmy owl in his case, until the Grand Duke blasts him with his magic breath, making him quiet down while turning him into a small green strange-looking chubby owl-like creature)
Hunch: (Chuckles sheepishly a bit) Oops. Sorry, Uncle Dukey.
Grand Duke: (Nonchalantly) Good.
(Hunch giggles crazily a bit. Then after the Grand Duke blasts him again, returning him back to normal, Hunch, Brer Bear, and the Komodo Brothers then got confused)
Komodo Joe: (Dumbfounded) Uh, what does “Insignificant” mean?
Komodo Moe: (Dumbfounded) Anybody know what it means?
Hunch: (Dumbfounded) Beats me.
Brer Bear: (Dumbfounded) What is it?
Grand Duke: (Scoffs nonchalantly) Even if we tell you what that word means, you still wouldn’t comprehend it with your feeble brains. Or as you’re used to hearing these words, understand it with your confused brains.
Hunch, Brer Bear, and Komodo Brothers: (Getting it cluelessly) Ah, okay.
Brer Fox: (To Sheldgoose’s gang) More to the point; (To the Komodo Brothers) Komodo Brothers Joe and Moe!
(The Komodo Brothers stood in a straight line like soldiers)
Brer Fox: Go back on lookout.
Sheldgoose: As you both were.
Warren and Grand Duke: You heard them.
Komodo Brothers: (Saluting) Yes, sirs!
(Then they left the room. Then Sheldgoose stroked the scepter gently while he and his gang smirked evilly at it)
Sheldgoose: Soon, you will be free by us.
Warren: And soon, we will be wealthy.
Hunch: (Giggles excitedly and crazily a bit) Rich, rich, rich!
Warren: Along with our new comrades.
Sheldgoose: Which we luckily managed to break out of prison.
Grand Duke: Luckily.
(Suddenly, the ventilation grate broke down and dropping down from up there and landing next to the table are two more male mutant animals and four cloaked figures. The first male mutant animal is a male muscular mutant Tasmanian tiger with orange fur, yellow eyes, a big black nose, thick blackish-brown eyebrows, tan markings at the muzzle, chest, and stomach, sharp white teeth, pointed white claws, triangular ears, a brown tuft on his long tail, and brown stripes on his back fur and wearing a gold gladiator helmet, a gold armored arm gauntlet on his right arm, brown shoulder pads with silver spikes, silver metal bracelets, a brown suspender belt around the torso, a green leopard-spotted loincloth with black spots, and red and white converse shoes, and also depicted shirtless. He is Tiny Tiger. And the last male mutant animal is a male mutant half dingo, half crocodile with an Australian accent, brown fur, brown eyes, a pig-like nose, sharp teeth, cream markings at the muzzle, chest, stomach, palms, toes, and undersides of his arms, a long, thick, tapering, green tail with an olive green underside and white spikes, triangular ears with cream ear innards, and wearing tan pants, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and sometimes carries a backpack-styled flamethrower, and also depicted shirtless and barefoot. He is Dingodile. Upon spotting the scepter, Dingodile picks it up)
Dingodile: (Pretending to be impressed) For us?
Tiny: (Pretending to be impressed) You should’ve have, (Sneeringly) Bosses.
(Then they and the four cloaked figures ran out of the room with the scepter in tow. Sheldgoose was completely unaware that the six ran out with the scepter at first while Sheldgoose’s gang noticed in shock and surprise)
Sheldgoose: Well, it was nothing to it, really….
(Then the Grand Duke cleared his throat, interrupting him)
Grand Duke: Uh, Baron?
(He points at the now empty table for Sheldgoose, and upon noticing that, they got shocked as well)
Sheldgoose: What?!
(Then he got angry and determined along with his gang)
Sheldgoose’s group: (To Tiny and Dingodile) Hey, stop!
(But too late; Tiny, Dingodile, and the four cloaked figures have already left the room with the scepter)
Hunch: (Nervously clueless) Uh, we’ve been double-crossed and robbed.
Grand Duke: (To Hunch, angrily) You think?!
(He blasts Hunch on his head with his magic, briefly changing it to a gray thin owl-like creature head and back to normal)
Sheldgoose: Get them!
Brer Fox: Come on!
(Then they, after Hunch recovered from returning his head to normal from the Grand Duke's brief magic spell, ran after Tiny, Dingodile, and the four cloaked figures. In the ship’s hallway, Tiny, Dingodile, and the four cloaked figures continued running with the scepter in tow. Then upon noticing the Komodo Brothers standing on patrol, Tiny, Dingodile, and the four cloaked figures spoke to them, revealing that the four cloaked figures’ voices are of three males and one female's)
Tiny: Hey, Komodo Joe and Moe!
Dingodile: What’re you standing here for?
Cloaked figures 1, 2, 3, and 4: The gang needs your help! (Andale!)
Komodo Brothers: (Panicking in realization) What?!
(Then they charged ahead while Tiny, Dingodile, and the four cloaked figures continued to run by. Then the Komodo Brothers crashed into Sheldgoose’s gang like a couple of bowling balls striking down some bowling pins. Recovering, Brer Fox then roughly dragged the Komodo Brothers along by their tails)
Komodo Brothers: (While being dragged) Ow, ow, ow!
Komodo Joe: (While being dragged) What’re you…?
Sheldgoose: (To the Komodo Brothers) Dum-dums! We’ve been robbed by Tiny Tiger and Dingodile!
Brer Fox: (To the Komodo Brothers) And four cloaked punks!
(Realizing, the Komodo Brothers broke their tails free from Brer Fox’s tight grip and joined in the chase as well)
Komodo Moe: Then let’s get them!
(Back with Tiny, Dingodile, and the four cloaked figures, they reached the ship’s cargo bay room. As soon as they reached the treasure in there, the four cloaked figures finally removed their cloaks, revealing to be a female human goddess, a male anthro duck, a male anthro parrot, and a male anthro rooster. The male anthro duck has white feathers, an orangish-yellow bill and webbed feet, and light blue eyes, and wearing a blue long-sleeved sailor shirt with white lining around the collar and wrists and four white buttons on the front of his shirt, a red bow tie on the chest, and a blue sailor hat with a black brim and a black tassel. He is Donald Duck. The male anthro parrot has light green feathers, an orangish-yellow beak and feet, two light blue tail feathers with a single red one in the middle, brown eyes, and a Brazilian accent, and wearing a cloud blue long-sleeved shirt with a white collar and cuffs, a yellow long-sleeved jacket with three small buttons going down the front, a black bow tie around his neck, light yellow gloves, and a yellow straw boater hat with a black ribbon. He is also carrying a black umbrella. He is José Carioca, nicknamed "Joe" or "Zé," Donald's friend. The male anthro rooster has light brownish-red feathers, white arms and hands, an orangish-yellow beak and feet, light reddish-brown tail feathers, a red comb on the top of his head, and a Mexican accent, and wearing a purplish-red long-sleeved bolero jacket with yellow lining around the sides of his jacket and around the wrists, silver spurs on his talons, purplish-red charro pants, a tan sombrero, and a matching belt with a silver buckle. He is Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero González III, or simply Panchito Pistoles, Donald and José's friend. And the goddess has (Insert Xandra’s character description). She is Xandra. Then they quickly swiped up the treasure into the big bag again with the cargo carrier machine)
Tiny: Success!
Dingodile: (To Xandra and the Three Cabelleros, proudly) You were right, mates, it did work.
Panchito: See?
Donald: With careful planning, it’s a piece of cake.
Jose and Xandra: Si, (Yeah,) a piece of cake!
(Suddenly, they heard Sheldgoose’s gang enter upon hearing Brer Bear shout out to them)
Brer Bear: (Voice-over, excitedly) Cake?!
(Then Sheldgoose’s gang entered)
Brer Fox: (To Brer Bear, in annoyance and anger) That was a figure of speech, fool!
Brer Bear: (Disappointedly) Aw…!
(Then Dingodile quickly pushed a nearby button on the wall, opening the cargo bay doors. As a powerful gust of wind blew into the room, Sheldgoose’s gang cornered Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros at the edge at first)
Brer Fox: (Pulling his laser gun out and aiming it at Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros) End of the line!
Sheldgoose: Give the scepter back now!
Warren: (Points at Xandra and the Three Cabelleros) And surrender those meddlers to us!
Sheldgoose: Or so help us…!
(Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros gave determined smiles)
Three Cabelleros: Help you what?
Xandra: Itch your butts?
(Donald snickered a bit at Xandra's comment)
Tiny: Like you say; What gets robbed and/or shot to annihilation, must come down.
Xandra: As we recall.
Dingodile: So, g’bye, eggsuckers!
(Then, to Sheldgoose’s gang’s shock and surprise, Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros jumped off the ship, taking the bagged treasure with, and began plummeting down towards the desert from the sky with Dingodile still holding the scepter)
Sheldgoose: NO!!!! Our treasure!
(He cries for a bit until he noticed his gang looking at him with calm awkward looks and then stopped crying immediately and got annoyed and angry)
Sheldgoose: What’re you standing here, staring at me?! Go after them!
Warren: (To Sheldgoose’s gang in annoyance and agreement) You heard him, people!
Grand Duke: (In agreement and annoyance) Move it!
(In the air, Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros continued to fall when Panchito pulled out a silver air glider from his vest pocket, and then he, Tiny, Dingodile, Donald, Jose, and Xandra, with Tiny, Dingodile, Donald, and Jose activating their parachutes and Xandra gliding with her magic, sailed across the air and flew through the air towards Agrabah, which is very far away. Pulling out a walkie-talkie, Jose then contacted someone)
Jose: (Speaking in his walkie-talkie) The Three Cabelleros’ group to Fuzzfoot’s group. Come in, Fuzzfoot’s group, over.
(In an apartment room in an apartment building in Agrabah itself, Vector the Crocodile himself, along with his group, consisting Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream the Rabbit, Cheese the Chao, and Toby the Rabbit themselves, are hanging around happily, with Cheese and the kids playing tag)
Toby: (Tagging Cream) Tag, you’re it!
(Then Cream, now that she’s it, charged at Toby and Cheese when suddenly, Toby stopped on a high shelf and began bragging at her and Cheese)
Toby: (Bragging at Cream and Cheese) You can’t tag me, you can’t tag me, you…!
(Suddenly, the door bursts open, knocking Tony down into Cream and Cheese, stunning the three, much to everyone’s concern)
Vector and Vanilla: Cream, Cheese, and Toby, are you alright?
Cream and Toby: (Recovering quickly) Yeah, we’re fine.
Cheese: (Happily reassuring upon recovering) Chao, chao.
(Then they looked at the door and the culprits that bursted it open are Sonic’s gang and even Sally, Darkwing, and Meowth's groups, with Marahute, Balto, Jenna, Cloud Strife, and Aerith Gainsborough, including Milo and Sophia, the second latter now a grown Alolan Meowth kitten, themselves. Speaking of Sophia, she is now a female Alolan Meowth kitten with light steel blue fur, pale lavender tips on her toes and curly tail, two tiny whiskers on her forehead, two tiny whiskers on each side of her cheeks, navy blue ears with the interior colored pale lavender, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on her forehead. Noticing this, they winced and apologized)
Sonic’s gang, Sally, Darkwing, Steelbeak, Cloud, and Aerith: Sorry.
(Then they approached Vector’s group while eight more figures entered. The first figure is a male anthro rabbit with gray fur, long ears with pink interiors, a white muzzle, underbelly, toes, and bottom tail, a pink nose, a white bucktooth, black whiskers, and wearing white gloves. He is Bugs Bunny, leader of the Looney Tunes Cast. The second figure is a male anthro duck with black feathers, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a white collar around his neck. He is Daffy Duck, Bugs’ best friend. The third figure is a female anthro rabbit with white peach fur, a white muzzle, underbelly, toes, and bottom tail, a pink nose, a long white bucktooth, short blonde hair, long, black eyelashes, and blue eyes, and wearing white gloves, a purple scrunchie holding her long ears with pink interiors like a ponytail, a light yellow cropped tank top, and purple shorts. She is Lola Bunny, Bugs’ wife and Daffy’s best friend. The fourth figure is a male anthro skunk with black fur with a white stripe on his back, a big, bushy tail, a white muzzle and underbelly, a black nose, and a French accent. He is Pepe Le Pew, Bugs, Daffy, and Lola’s best friend. The fifth figure is a female anthro cat with black fur with a white stripe on her back, a big, bushy tail, a white muzzle and underbelly, a black nose, black whiskers, and long, black eyelashes. She is Penelope Pussycat, Pepe’s wife and Bugs, Daffy, and Lola’s best friend. The sixth figure is a male anthro coyote with brown fur, a cream underbelly and muzzle, a black nose, and yellow eyes. He is Wile E. Coyote, Bugs, Daffy, Lola, Pepe, and Penelope’s best friend. The seventh figure is another male anthro rooster with white feathers, a yellow beak with a red goatee, yellow feet, a red crest on top of his head, and red tail feathers. He is Foghorn Leghorn, Bugs, Daffy, Lola, Pepe, Penelope, and Wile’s best friend. And the eighth figure is a male anthro mouse with brown fur, rounded ears with pink interiors, black eyes, a black nose, black whiskers, three black hair strands, a Mexican accent, and wearing a yellow sombrero, a red neckerchief, a white long-sleeved shirt, and white pants. He is Speedy Gonzales, Bugs, Daffy, Lola, Pepe, Penelope, Wile, and Foghorn’s best friend. Noticing them, Vector’s group got hopeful and curious)
Vanilla: They did it?
Chip: Oh, yeah.
(Then as they prepared the room for something, as if planning to hide something, Daffy and Penelope turned to Sonic, Meowth, and Bugs’ groups with somewhat annoyed looks as they watched Vector’s group excitedly helping everyone prepare)
Daffy: Oh, man, Bugs, fellas. Sometimes, running organized ideas in excitement is like working in a crazy zoo here.
Penelope: (Gestures to the kids) Especially with the kids running around wild.
Speedy: Faster than myself even.
Bugs: (Nibbles a bit on his carrot casually) Eh, Daffy, Penelope, you got to learn a great secret to relaxation.
Vector: Something to ease you down the primrose path.
Quackerjack: Courtesy of Mr. Relaxitron.
Daffy: Oh, and what’s that, Buckteeth?
Penelope: Tell us.
(Then Quackerjack pulls his Mr. Relaxitron gun out and zaps a nearby radio, and as soon as it got zapped, music began playing. Hearing this with everyone else who are still preparing, Vector and Pepe then proceeded to dance away with Bugs to the music while Quackerjack, while joining the dancing with Team Rocket, Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator, puts the Mr. Relaxitron gun away)
Vector, Bugs, and Pepe: Oh, yeah! (Mais oui.)
Liquidator: (To Daffy and Penelope) Are you tired of being stressed? Would you give anything to relax easily and have fun while still concentrating on important matters? Well, here’s what everyone of us, and me, will advise you. (To the dancing members) Hit it!
Bugs: Hey, hey!
Speedy: Arriba, arriba! Andale!
Lola: Yeah!
(Then Bugs, Pepe, Vector, Lola, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four begin singing as he spun a spinning chair nearby)
Bugs: When life is down
Pepe: Here’s a funny cloud
Bugs and Pepe: We take off in the air
(They seat on the spinning chair and were lifted into the air by it. Vector then transforms himself and Bugs into Gloria Estefan and a flamenco dancer respectively as the chair finished spinning and Bugs and Pepe high in the air)
Vector: (Imitating Gloria) He soars above the madding crowd
Bugs: (Imitating a flamenco dancer) Without a single care
(Bugs and Pepe then let Bushroot, Lola, and Speedy lower them and the chair down after grabbing two nearby tropical fiesta dancer hats and put them on Cream, Cheese, and Toby’s respective heads)
Bushroot and Speedy: And they’re (we’re) not ones to stick around
Liquidator and Lola: When problems start to brew
(Getting the rhythm, Daffy, Penelope, and even Sonic, Sally, Darkwing, and Vector’s groups, the rest of Meowth’s group, Balto, Jenna, and Chip joined in the song. Even Cloud and Aerith, who are still working on preparing something in the room, is enjoying this entertainment)
Sonic, Sally, Darkwing, Vector, and Meowth’s groups, Chip, Balto, Jenna, Daffy, and Penelope: So, see you later, alligator
Chip: And a while, crocodile
Bugs, Pepe, Vector, and Lola: (With Vector and Bugs imitating Gloria and a flamenco dancer) We (They) know just what to do
We're (They’re) gone
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: They're gonna fly
Bugs and Pepe: We are gone
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: Adios, bye-bye
Foghorn and Wile: Don’t trouble them with troubles, man
Bugs, Pepe, Liquidator, and Team Rocket: We're (They’re) gone
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: Oh, they’re gone
Bugs, Pepe, Megavolt, Milo, and Sophia: We (They) are gone
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: Wait a minute
Bugs, Pepe, Chip, and Quackerjack: We're (They’re) gone
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: The sky’s the limit
Foghorn: We love to be above it all
Bugs: We're gone
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: Oh, oh, oh, they're gone
They're gone
Foghorn: Ho ho, yeah!
Bugs: Take it!
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: They're gone
Daffy: Let’s lay it on you, jacks
(Just outside of the building above Agrabah, Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros sailed towards the apartment building’s direction)
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: (Voice-over) Don’t trouble them
With trouble, man, they're gone
Bugs and Pepe: (Voice-over) Ba doo ba, boo de bom
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: (Voice-over) They're gone
Megavolt, Launchpad, and Minerva: (Voice-over) Check their wind, babe
Heroes except Cloud, Aerith, Bugs, and Pepe: (Voice-over) They're gone
(Then Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros flew straight towards a window at the apartment building, the very window leading into the room where the heroes are)
Speedy: (Voice-over) Holy cha-cha
Vector: (Voice-over) Swing it!
(Inside, the song is coming to an end)
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: They love to be above it all
Heroes except Cloud and Aerith: They're (We're) gone
(On cue as soon as the song ended, Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros barged into the room through the window by crashing through it and making it open up, with Donald quacking in surprise and a panic a but as it happened. Then they zipped right through the room right into Bugs’ group, even knocking the heroes down, with the tropical dancer hats falling off of Cream, Cheese, and Toby’s own heads, Bugs, upon being impacted, shot out of his flamenco outfit and back to his main appearance, and Vector changing back to normal)
Daffy: (In a panic while the crashing happened) Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
(Back outside, the bag of treasure landed right into a huge storage bin shelter near the apartment building. Back inside, everyone recovered and then noticed Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros, with the scepter in tow as Tiny, Dingodile, Donald, and Jose took off their parachutes and Panchito puts away his glider)
James: Well, I’ll be, they came.
Speedy: Great timing, guys.
Penelope: A perfect landing as usual.
Bugs: That was quite an entrance, Docs, Tiny and Dingodile.
Vector: (Transforming into a gymnast judge) And a 10 out of 10 score! A great record!
(Then he changes back)
Lola and Penelope: (Looking at Xandra and the Three Cabelleros) Did you hurt yourselves?
Pepe and Wile: (Looking at Xandra and the Three Cabelleros) Almost got captured?
Bugs and Daffy: (Looking at Xandra and the Three Cabelleros) Did you escape good?
Donald: Special answers in the order?
Bugs’ group: Yep! (Yes!) (Si!) (Oui!)
Xandra: No on the injuries.
Donald: Almost got captured, but we thankfully escaped.
Jose: And yes, we got away good.
Panchito: Fantastico to the end.
(Xandra and the Three Cabelleros then noticed Vector, Sonic’s gang, and Sally’s group)
Donald: Hey! You’re Vector the Crocodile!
Panchito: The former genie!
Xandra: And Sonic the Hedgehog’s gang, the former street rats now engaged to Princess Sally Acorn’s group!
Sonic’s gang, Sally’s group, and Vector: The one and only!
Jose: Well, now that we officially met....
Xandra: Nice to officially meet you.
(They shook hands)
Amy: And me and my sisters are definitely darned to see Tiny Tiger and Dingodile not double-crossing us.
Morgana: Like they said they wouldn’t.
Tiny: Yep! Tiny and Dingodile are mutants of their word.
Dingodile: By the code of honor of the warrior, sheilas.
Cosmo and Morgana: Please refrain from calling us “Sheila.”
Dingodile: (Realizes sheepishly) Oh, sorry.
(He chuckles sheepishly a bit)
Lola: And we heard that you learned how to fight in combat and pickpocket from enemies like Sonic’s gang would use to do as street rats, Princesses.
Penelope: From what we heard about.
Speedy: Do you chicas now have your Keyblades you just got like Sonic's group?
Balto: (Proudly eyes Sally's group) Would this answer your question, Speedy?
(Sally’s group then presented their Keyblades proudly, much to Bugs' group’s happy amazement)
Sonic's group: (Also showing their Keyblades) Besides us having Keyblades.
Speedy: Si, that definitely answers my question.
Daffy: I'll say.
Foghorn: And can you, Princesses, really, I say, really fight good?
Wile: With both combat and magic skills?
Sally: (Chuckles a bit) The best since training under Sonic’s group’s wings.
Tails: Or under by two tails for my case.
Cosmo: (Agreeing proudly) That’s right.
Amy: (Proudly) The best.
Vanilla: (Proudly agreeing) Which really impressed me.
(Then Sonic and Sally’s groups puts their Keyblades away, and the heroes immediately remembered what they were doing now)
Cloud: Anyway, we need to concentrate on our mission again.
Heroes except Cloud: (Realizing in agreement) Oh, yeah, (yes,) that’s right. (Muy bien.)
Milo: But where’s the rest of the treasure with that scepter?
Sophia: The ones that were stolen by those thieves.
Steelbeak: Please don’t tell us you….
Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and Three Cabelleros: Forgot?
Donald: No way.
Minerva: If I recall correctly, the bag containing that treasure crashed near this building right over there.
(They go to the other window Minerva pointed out and then Xandra and the Three Cabelleros pointed out the shelter where the treasure is now hidden by the palace guards, among them Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol, consisting Smart Guy, Psycho, Stupid, Greasy, and Wheezy, themselves)
Xandra: It’s safe and sound.
Heroes except Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and Three Cabelleros: (Relieved) Oh, good.
Aerith: (Calling out to the palace guards) Keep up the good work, Captain, guys!
(Doom and the guards turned to them upon hearing her)
Doom: Of course!
Smart Guy: We won’t let any of the treasure fall into the wrong hands of the enemy.
Wheezy: Especially not the Aztec Scepter.
Stupid: That would be very bad.
Greasy: Si, they try and get their hands on them....
Psycho: (Swiping his razer like crazy) They will face the wrath of ol' razer blade!
(Doom stops him sternly)
Doom: (To his crew) Get back to work, you laughing hyenas!
Smart Guy: You heard him.
(Hearing Doom and Smart Guy, the Toon Patrol and guards resumed their business. Back inside the apartment room, the heroes turned to Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros)
Lola: Speaking of the Aztec Scepter….
(Hearing her and looking with the heroes at the scepter, now revealed to be the Aztec Scepter, still in Dingodile’s hands, Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros nod, getting it)
Tiny: Got it.
Dingodile: Hide it somewhere safe.
Donald: And don’t let the enemy find it.
Xandra and Jose: Like they said.
Panchito: So, vamanos.
Bugs: (To Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros) Hop to it. (To us, playfully) Emphasis on me. Ain't I a stinker?
(Then Tiny, Dingodile, Xandra, and the Three Cabelleros, along with the rest of Bugs' group, went inside the built-in secret storage area the heroes just built, for it turned out that the preparations they’re making is to make sure their enemies like Sheldgoose’s gang won’t get their hands on the Aztec Scepter. As soon as they disappeared inside of it, the apartment room door bursts open again, and this time, there’s Sheldgoose’s gang standing there)
Duke: Our humblest apologies for interrupting your quality time.
Warren: But we have an important announcement.
(Inside the storage area, Bugs’ group went in deeper to hide the Aztec Scepter. Back in the room, Warren took a nearby root beer can and drank it all in one gulp, much to Milo’s annoyance and anger, for that’s apparently his root beer can. After crushing the can with his fist, he discards it in a nearby trashcan as he exhaled in satisfaction)
Warren: I have to admit, that is one good root beer.
Brer Bear: One good root beer deserves another.
(Milo and Sophia then stormed up to them angrily, preparing their claws, ready to scratch them, much to Meowth and Meowzie’s shock and surprise)
Milo: That was my root beer can, you sophisticated money-grabbing punk!
Meowth: (Through gritted teeth) Kids, come here.
Sophia: (Eyeing Warren with a dagger glare, ignoring Meowth) Especially a cat like you that dresses like a rat!
Milo: Now you and those gang thieves get out of our friend’s apartment!
(Warren then aims his gun at them, much to their parents and even their friends’ shock and concern that Meowth and Meowzie immediately jumped to their children’s defense in determination and anger)
Meowth: Hey, back off, that’s our kids you’re dealing with!
Meowzie: (To Warren) They should know better when to recklessly pick fights with enemies. (To Milo and Sophia, through gritted teeth) Right, guys?
Sheldgoose’s gang except Warren: Really?
Warren: Well, tell your brats that they should watch what they say about “Sophisticated money-grabbing punks” like me.
Meowzie: But we hear that you do dress like a rat.
Steelbeak: Considering you're actually a cat.
(Warren almost literally blew his gasket with his temper almost exploding out, but then composed himself and resumed business with Sheldgoose’s gang)
Warren: Anyway….
Brer Fox: We’re looking for two traitors, a lady, and three little birdies.
Duke: And just recently discovered, a few other escaped captives, which the lady and birdies came from.
Sheldgoose: And they have stolen something from us.
Warren: Hand them over to us quietly, and we will leave you alone.
Sheldgoose: Or if you don’t….
(Hunch then fired his gun for a bit at the ceiling, damaging it a bit with some bullet holes, much to the heroes’ shock and surprise. Then the heroes got determined)
Cloud: We’re afraid we haven’t seen them.
Balto: Let alone any “Something” of yours that was “Stolen from you.”
Aerith: Now we recommend that you leave immediately.
(A short pause, then Hunch walked up to a nearby small table with his Swiss army knife)
Hunch: This really burns…. MY MOLTING FEATHERS!!!!
(On “MY MOLTING FEATHERS!!!!”, Hunch then, with one slash of his Swiss army knife, chops down the small table in half)
Sheldgoose: (To his gang) Boys, tear this place apart!
(Just when Sheldgoose’s gang took action, Bugs’ group emerged casually, without the Aztec Scepter, for they successfully hidden it in the secret storage area. Noticing them come out, the heroes gave casual smiles)
Bugs’ group: Don’t bother.
Dingodile: G’day, mates.
Bugs: (Nibbles on his carrot a bit) Eh, what's up, Docs?
Donald: We were just on our way out.
Lola: Ready to leave this place.
Jenna: Well, you heard them.
Aerith: Where the heck did they come from?
(Sheldgoose’s gang, aghast at first, then got determined)
Sheldgoose: (To their gang) Get them!
(Sheldgoose’s gang charged at them, but with one shove, Wile, with Speedy, Xandra, Tiny, and Dingodile’s help, shoved a nearby barrel tower down onto them, making them stumble and fall backwards upon impact. Then immediately, the heroes assisted by using Vector’s magically conjured lassos and tied Sheldgoose’s gang up together, except for Hunch and the Komodo Brothers who jumped out of the way)
Vector: (Transforms into a cowboy) Round ‘em up, partner!
(Then he changes back)
Penelope: It’s been fun!
Bugs: But like we sang before, I, along with my group, am gone!
(Then Bugs’ group leapt onto Marahute's back and, with Launchpad's help piloting her, begins flying them out)
Dingodile and Three Cabelleros: Yahoo! (Yee-haw!)
(Then the heroes zipped by on Marahute, past Hunch and the Komodo Brothers, who missed slashing at them with their respective Swiss army knife and scimitars, instead hitting a nearby wall column, making their Swiss army knife and scimitars’ blades stuck. The heroes then flew out of the window and into the air on Marahute)
Komodo Joe: Gah! Stupid scimitar!
Komodo Moe: They’re stuck!
Hunch: Well, duh, they’re stuck along with my knife!
(Brer Bear, after ripping the lasso rope off of himself and Sheldgoose's gang, freeing them and himself, then roughly yanks their Swiss army knife and scimitars’ blades free from the wall by their handles in a casual goofy fashion)
Hunch and Komodo Brothers: Thank you, Brer Bear.
Brer Fox: Well, they’re gettin' away!
(Then Sheldgoose’s gang exited the apartment to go after them. In the air on Marahute’s back, the heroes sighed in relief)
Morgana: That was a close one.
Wile: Indeed.
Minerva: Way too close.
Donald: So, what do we do now?
Dingodile: They might come after us.
Panchito: Until they get what they want.
Tails: Well, we need to find out why they’re after the Aztec Scepter.
Morgana: That’s right.
Daffy: Yep.
Knuckles: And when we do, we’ll find a way to stop it.
Chip: You can bet on that.
Tiny: And what about treasure that was with Aztec Scepter?
Sonic: Some can be given to the innocent poor and not-so-rich people.
Cosmo: The rest back to their rightful places.
Cheese: (Happily agreeing) Chao, chao.
Meowzie: That’s our creed of the Merry Team.
Bugs: “Merry Team?”
Jessie: Yep, the Merry Team.
Steelbeak: That’s our team name.
James: Just like Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Meowzie: Stealing from the greedy villainous rich, and giving to the innocent helpless poor.
Lola: (Impressed) Well, I guess you got a really busy schedule when it comes to stopping criminals like them.
Penelope: Which is good.
(Suddenly, something explodes nearby them in the air, getting their attention that Marahute squawks a bit)
Launchpad: Something’s trying to shoot us.
Darkwing: You think?
(Then he took a peek from behind Marahute and gasped. It’s Sheldgoose’s gang chasing them in the air on their skimmers, with the flying ones flying, and the explosion had come from an explosive flare fired by Hunch)
Hunch: (Giggles crazily a bit) Found ya!
(Giving a shocked gasp, Darkwing turned to the heroes)
Darkwing: LP, everyone, we must fly our ground and fight!
(Another explosive flare explodes near them)
Darkwing: As soon as we outmaneuver them.
(Then the chase begins)
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(As the chase continued, Cortex contacted his gang)
Cortex: We’ll do what we want with those meddlers they told us about, but bring me and my group the bear’s group and those two traitors alive and unharmed!
N. Gin: So we can pound them to a pulp!
N. Brio: Pound them until they’re black and blue!
Tropy: Like Cortex’s heart and Ripper’s fur respectively!
(With the heroes, Marahute, with Launchpad’s help, zipped them up towards some clouds in the sky. On Marahute, Volteer’s group hung on for dear life, with Grace, Rinoa, and Erika looking calmly nervous)
Erika: I think we’re gonna be airsick.
Wildcat: Then don’t look down.
Crash: That’s how we get rid of our airsickness.
(Then Marahute lets Launchpad dip her towards a sand-filled mud puddle in the desert)
Volteer: Uh, you guys…?
Launchpad: We know, you’re majesty.
Megavolt: (To Volteer, reassuringly) They definitely know what they’re planning. (To himself, concerned) I hope.
(Up in the air behind Marahute, Ripper charged at them, ready to light another explosive flare)
Ripper: (Laughing crazily a bit, in a sing-song voice) Nowhere to run!
(On Marahute, Scrooge is also worried as Volteer is)
Scrooge: Launchpad, guys…!
Coco: Calm down!
Launchpad: Brace yourselves, everyone, Mr. McD!
(Then he pulled Marahute’s scruff gently and Marahute opened her wings widely and then she zipped up quickly just when she almost impacted the mud puddle. Caught by surprise, Ripper crashed into the mud puddle. Recovering and his lower part of his body, arms, and hands all muddied, he got really livid)
Ripper: Ooh! You got me dirty! I’m dirtied in some…!
(Then he saw the mud and got happy)
Ripper: Ooh, ooh! Mud! I’m gonna build some mud sandcastles!
(Then he began to build a muddied sand pile in the mud still, but then Cortex’s gang arrived, all annoyed and Cortex’s group clearing their throats impatiently while the Komodo Brothers got confused)
Komodo Brothers: What’re you doing, Ripper?
Ripper: (Happily clueless) Building a mud sandcastle. Wanna play?
(A short pause, then Cortex’s group chuckles dryly a bit, and then Cortex screamed a bit in a fury, making Tropy roughly and angrily grab Ripper by his throat, yanking his mud-covered lower part of his body, arms, and hands out of the mud puddle)
Ripper: (Choking a bit) Nice grip.
Cortex: WHO CARES ABOUT MUD SANDCASTLES?!!!
N. Brio: WE NEED TO GET THOSE MEDDLERS!!!!
(Then Koala yanks Ripper’s mud-covered skimmer out of the mud puddle and takes a look at the skimmer)
Koala: Uh, this skimmer’s engine is really jammed by the mud.
(Aghast and shocked to hear that, Cortex’s group got sarcastic while Tropy drops Ripper on purpose)
Tropy: (Sarcastically) And Ripper’s skimmer’s engine is jammed?!
N. Gin: (Sarcastically) Oh, no! Not the engine!
N. Brio: (Sarcastically) It’s the metaphorical end of the world!
Cortex: (Sarcastically) Whatever shall we do about it?!
(Then Cortex’s group got serious and angry even more)
Cortex: (Seriously) Then clean it up!
Cortex’s group except Cortex: (Seriously) Fix the engine!
Oxide: You heard them! We need to fix it and go after our meddlers!
(Doing what they ordered, Cortex’s gang, except Ripper, immediately went to work on cleaning and repairing Ripper’s skimmer. Ripper, on the other hand, upon recovery, then begins building a sandcastle while happily humming a bit, his muddied lower part of his body, arms, and hands now saturated in sand on the mud. Until suddenly, Pinstripe, upon seeing this, got annoyed and after storming up to Ripper, he destroyed the attempted sandcastle building with one stomp from his foot, sending some sand flying into Ripper’s eyes, temporally blinding him)
Ripper: (Screams a bit) I can’t see! I’m blind!
Pinstripe: (Grabs him by his straightjacket collar) You will be completely blind by the sand if you don’t help us fix your stupid skimmer!
(He throws him next to his skimmer, which is now being cleaned and repaired by Cortex’s gang. Upon recovered, Ripper blew a raspberry at Pinstripe secretly and then, after the Komodo Brothers wiped his eyes clean, fixing his eyesight, bitterly went to help work on cleaning and fixing his skimmer with Cortex’s gang)
Ripper: (To the Komodo Brothers) Touchy!
Komodo Brothers: (Shrugs) I’ll say.
(Then they resumed work. With the heroes, they cheered a bit)
Tiny: That was cool!
Dingodile: That was one of the best showpony golden eagle flight stunts I’ve ever seen, mates!
Coco: Normally, it’s difficult, but you handled it like a professional!
Sonya: Regardless of it being somewhat of an expert crash course.
Discord: (Transforms into Charles Lindbergh) You ain’t seen nothing yet, ace.
(Then he changes back. Then Dingodile asked away to Bart’s group)
Dingodile: Does your former genie friend always do those transformations and improvisations?
Bart’s group: Yeah.
Ash: You’ll get used to it.
Martin: It’s normal of him.
Kaya: (While Eevee happily chirps a bit in agreement) Like he said.
Discord: (Agreeing in his normal voice) And I, along with B.E.N. and Gene, happen to be a great dancer, singer, performer, and storyteller.
B.E.N. and Gene: Yep!
Gilda: They even told great bedtime stories for our kids at bedtime.
Kids members of Merry Team except Kit, Molly Cunningham, and bandicoot kids: That’s true.
Discord: And B.E.N., Gene, and I perform for improvisation to make it realistic as possible.
B.E.N.: For entertainment purposes.
Gene: And boy, oh boy, are we popular on that.
(Then the heroes flew back to Agrabah. Later back on the street after landing, the heroes then took Baloo’s group to Bart’s gang’s old hideout)
Tiny: So, this is where you formally live before?
Bart’s gang: Yep.
Lisa: It may be a dump.
Ralph: But it was our home.
Dingodile: But question; Why were you living as street rats without families?
(Bart’s group and even Kaya, Lisa, and Maggie hesitated, much to Santa’s Little Helper’s calm concerned notice)
Mabel: Uh, Dingodile, I don’t think it’s a good idea to talk about it.
Milhouse: It scars them good.
Dingodile: (Confused) Why?
(Then after seeing Bart’s group, Kaya, and Lisa clear their throats upon them and Maggie pointing at their old picture shrine of their deceased parents, he, along with Baloo’s group, immediately realized)
Dingodile: (Realizing) Oh, I get it.
Aku-Aku: Scarred past.
Bart’s group, Kaya, and Lisa: (While Maggie nods in agreement while sucking on her pacifier a bit) Yeah.
Mushu and Leo’s groups and Pikachu: (Nods in agreement while Cri-Kee, Eevee, and Santa’s Little Helper respectively chirps and barks a bit in agreement) So, drop it. (Pika pika.)
Riku: And until we are ready to talk about it eventually….
Roxas: Let’s not bring it up anymore.
Xion: And only until they decide to talk about it.
Namine: At the right time.
(After contemplating, Baloo’s group gave in in agreement)
Baloo’s group: Granted.
(Then Wildcat looked at the piping in the room)
Wildcat: But golly, look at all these old pipes! The old aqueducts of Agrabah.
Coco: The best of the bunch.
Louie Kingston: Enough to keep you warmed up and cooled down during the winter and summer times.
Crunch: For survival on weather conditions.
Baloo: And yet you lived the poor life.
Kit: Stealing to survive the hardships.
Molly Cunningham: Living on….
(Rebecca clears her throat to Molly Cunningham, reminding her of what Bart’s group, Kaya, and Lisa, with Maggie’s help, just told them about their past, making Molly Cunningham remember in realization and then rephrase it)
Molly Cunningham: Living on the hard life.
Rebecca: Exactly.
Martin: Well, technically, the former hard life.
(Rebecca then noticed a nearby case of vegetables)
Rebecca: That’s a lot of vegetables.
Louie Kingston: Is that a healthy addiction you cling onto, cuz?
Lisa: Yep.
Bart: My sister happens to be a vegetarian.
Quackerjack: (While he, Mushu, and Cri-Kee present some vegetables) Eating vegetables.
Fidget: (Nods) And strawberries happen to be my favorite fruit.
Bartok: (Nods) Ditto for me on the strawberries.
Liquidator: (Agreeing) They’re good for your body.
Megavolt: (To Baloo’s group, gesturing to Mushu) And Mushu here is also a little bit addicted to some good coffee.
Mushu: (Proudly agreeing while crossing his arms proudly) The best of the best with less caffeine, and yes, rest assured, I also brush my teeth to keep them healthy and white.
(He grins, showing his white healthy teeth, impressing Baloo’s group)
Baloo’s group: That’s great.
Kit: At least you have good common sense for a small Chinese dragon.
(Mushu chuckles a bit in flattery and then took a celery stick, breaks it in half, gives the other piece to Cri-Kee, who happily accepts his half, and they both bite a piece of their own off, and eat them. Back in the palace later, the heroes, with Drake and Fenton now dressed as Darkwing and Gizmoduck again and Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, and Olette wearing their new belts and now including Skinner's group, Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber, are now packing supplies with Baloo’s group)
Volteer’s group: All ready?
Heroes: (All packed up) Yes!
Gosalyn: All ready to go check where Cortex’s gang is working for over the Tiki Scepter.
Honker: In the nearby jungle.
Volteer’s group: (Nods) Good.
Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus: Best wishes.
Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: Stay safe.
Volteer’s group: And good luck.
(The heroes saluted to them, and then they flew off in their Gummi Ship that is bring pulled by Marahute on their flight to the jungle. In the jungle itself, they flew through the trees’ canopies carefully and then landed at a jungle oasis. After disembarking, they got prepared)
Don Karnage: Now, everyone stay in your party groups combined with buddy systems.
Skinner: Just like in the army.
Dumptruck: And not to be confused with a party party.
Don Karnage: (To Dumptruck, nonchalantly) Thank you for clearing up the misunderstanding of analogies, Dumptruck. (To the heroes, seriously, gestures to Bart’s group) And as for the buddy system, I am not completely buddies with the street rats.
Mad Dog: So, in other words, we’re going with them.
(Gibber whispers a bit to Baloo’s group, but they got confused)
Rebecca: Wait, what?
Sombra: We didn’t understand you.
Louie Kingston: Gibber was so quiet as a mouse, we didn’t clearly hear what he just whispered.
(Annoyed, Gibber whispers a bit a little more clearly, yet we don’t hear or understand what he’s saying to them, making them realize)
Baloo’s group: Oh, to supervise them.
Dingodile: In other words, you don’t trust these mates?
Don Karnage: Nokey-dokey, pig-face.
Dingodile: (Nonchalantly in annoyance) I’m a half dingo, half crocodile mutant, not a half dingo, half crocodile, and half pig mutant.
Bushroot: (Missing the point) But your crocodile snout does kinda resemble a pig’s nose.
Dingodile: (Goes up to Bushroot’s face in annoyance) I am not a pig, Bushroot!
Bushroot: (In annoyance, fanning his own face as Dingodile backed off) Sorry! And no offense, you need a breath mint.
(Annoyance turned into confusion, Dingodile exhaled on his hand and then smelled it, then reeked in disgust)
Dingodile: (In disgust) Ooh-whee! You’re right, mate. My breath does stink.
Don Karnage: (Impatiently) Would you kindly hurry up with the party split up and search for the baddy two-shoed criminals already?!
Megavolt: (Also impatiently in agreement) We’re wasting time!
Quackerjack: Okay, okay! Get a grip, Sparky.
Mushu: Yeah, Sparky.
Milhouse: Come on.
(Then the heroes split into three party groups while Megavolt angrily groaned a bit in annoyance)
Megavolt: (Angrily groans a bit in annoyance) Don’t call me “Sparky!”
(With one party group, consisting Darkwing, Launchpad, Steelbeak, Balto, and Jenna, they searched around one part of the jungle)
Steelbeak: Any sign?
(Balto smelled a bit with Jenna, but they shook their heads no in defeat)
Balto: Nothing so far.
Jenna: No sign of the enemy.
(They suddenly stopped upon hearing something in suspicion and confusion)
Launchpad: (Whispering) What was that?
Steelbeak: (Whispering) Something bad?
(They listened, and then after a twig nearby snapped, they aimed their weapons, only to realize that the noise came from some pack of kit foxes emerging from a bush, much to their relief)
Jenna: (Relieved) Just a pack of kit foxes.
Balto: Really cute kit foxes.
Launchpad: Nothing to be afraid of on them.
(The kit fox pack saw them and after a brief staring contest between both groups as Darkwing’s group lowered their weapons slowly, the kit fox pack then resumed their business and left)
Steelbeak: Well, we better get back to our business as well.
Darkwing’s group except Steelbeak: (Agreeing) Yeah. (Yep, yep, yep.) (Yes.)
(Then they resumed their search. With the second party group, consisting Doom, the Toon Patrol, Vector’s group, and Sonic’s gang, they searched in another part of the jungle when suddenly, they heard Vanilla let out a brief scream, startling them)
Psycho: (Panicked) What, what is it?!
Vector: (In concern) What’s the matter?
(Then they immediately calmed down upon noticing Vanilla wince a bit in embarrassment and then showed her broken fingernail)
Vanilla: (Sheepishly) Sorry, I literally broke a nail on accident.
Doom: (Rolls his eyes in annoyance, sarcastically) Sorry for your fingernail, Vanilla.
Stupid: (Cluelessly missing the point) Is it broken that bad?
Psycho: (Agreeing cluelessly) I can file it for you.
Smart Guy: (To Stupid and Psycho, in annoyance) Now is not the time for manicures, ya mugs!
Tails: Relax, Smarty, it’s just an accidental broken nail.
Toby: Nothing to be ashamed of over that.
Smart Guy: (In annoyance, calming his anger down) It’s “Smart Guy.” “Smart Guy!” Not “Smart,” not "Guy," not even “Smarty.” (Enunciating) “Smart Guy.”
Sonic: (Nonchalantly) Okay, okay, we get it, (Mockingly and nonchalantly while Chip mockingly making a fanfare sound) Smart Guy.
Smart Guy: (Dryly) Really?
Doom: (Nonchalantly) You and that winged rat didn’t have to rub that mockery in his face, blue boy.
Sonic’s group: (Aghast) Chip a rat?!
Vector: (Imitating Joe Pesci) Oh! What’d you call him?!
Chip: (Angrily) Ooh, that really burns me up being called that!
Vector: (Transforms into and imitates James Cagney) You better apologize to the non-dirty fairy and not a rat.
Chip: Yeah!
Cream: Apologize, please.
Cheese: (Nods) Chao, chao.
(Doom then apologized in a nonchalant tone)
Doom: (Nonchalantly) Fine, my humblest apologies. I meant winged rodent.
Tails: (While Vector changes back to normal) Technically, Chip is a fairy, not a rat.
Vector: (In his normal voice, showing a magically conjured chart comparing the images of a rat and a fairy, pointing at the images) Big difference.
Smart Guy: Well, me and the judge's apologies and excuuuuuse us, for insulting your best friend!
Knuckles: Hey, don’t apologize to us, apologize to our winged rat!
(They got surprised and shocked on what Knuckles just accidentally called Chip, that even Chip got angrily offended)
Chip: (In calm anger) Et tu, Knucky?
Vector: (Disperses the chart) Uh, Knuckles, take it back at once.
Knuckles: (To Vector, sheepishly) Yeah. (To Chip, apologetically) Sorry, Chip.
Sonic: (Agreeing) It just slipped out.
Vector: (Agreeing) Your best buddy means well.
Toby: (Agreeing) And he didn’t mean it.
Knuckles: (Nods) Yeah.
Tails: So, no grudges.
(Chip, after pondering a bit, happily nods in forgiveness to him)
Chip: Okay, all is forgiven.
Knuckles: (Chuckles a bit) I’m glad you accepted mine, Doom, and Smart Guy’s apology, since you’re me and Sonic's group's best friend.
Vector: All’s well that ends well.
Sonic's gang: (Agreeing) I’ll say.
Doom and Smart Guy: (Scoffs nonchalantly) Whatever.
(Then they resumed their search while Vanilla lets Vector, Cream, Cheese, and even Psycho file her broken fingernail and other fingernails via a traveling manicure, fixing it up, with Vector, Cream, and Cheese transforming themselves into nail spa employees and Vector conjuring up the items they need for the manicure. Then with the last party group, consisting Sally and Bugs’ groups, Meowzie, Milo, Sophia, Morgana, Minerva, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four, they searched in another part of the jungle as well)
Sally: Something tells me it’s quiet.
Morgana, Minerva, Team Rocket, and Meowzie: Too quiet.
Sophia: (Jokingly) And this jungle is dense.
Bugs, Daffy, and Fearsome Four: (Jokingly) Too dense.
Foghorn: Uh, that’s not, I say, not the point they’re saying here, guys.
Daffy: Sorry.
(Suddenly, they heard some voices nearby in another area from afar. They peeked from a nearby bush and saw Sheldgoose’s gang, with Hunch and his skimmer all cleaned up and fixed from the mud now, talking with some shadowy figures in a glen due to some shadows in the area by the trees’ canopies blocking out the sunlight with their shadows. They then silently listened in)
Grand Duke: And then it took us two hours to clean up and fix Hunch’s skimmer! Two hours!
Warren: And man, oh man, Hunch is such a crybaby when it comes to bathtime!
Hunch: It’s not my fault I hate soap!
Grand Duke: Oh, grow up, at least you’re cleaned!
Hunch: (Braggingly) I prefer spongies to wash me!
(Then Sally’s group heard a familiar voice speaking sarcastically and they realized in shock whose voice that is)
Familiar male voice: (Voice-over, sarcastically) Well, good for you, Hunch.
(Then the shadowy figures storms up to Sheldgoose’s gang in calm anger, revealing themselves to be Merlock’s gang, except the now already deceased Splatter Phoenix from the last story, themselves. Even Negaduck and Dijon, who originally worked for the now already deceased Vanitas and Don Karnage in the last two stories, are with them)
Merlock: But sponges don’t count as soap!
Hunch: Says who, Merlock?
Merlock: Says me!
Negaduck: No spongies for you!
Hunch: (Whining) Aw, come on, Negaduckie!
Brer Bear: (Breaking the argument up) Just let it go, Hunch.
Negaduck: (Agreeing snarkily) Yeah, just let it go. (Angrily) And it's not "Negaduckie," it's "Negaduck!"
(Then they resumed business as Kairi’s group got angry and determined upon realizing Wario’s gang is associated with Cortex’s group all along for the Tiki Scepter for some reason)
Negaduck: So, how are we gonna get the Tiki Scepter back from those meddlers now?
Preed: Especially those meddling street rats named Bart Simpson, Ash Ketchum, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus?
Bulba: That’s a good question.
(During this conversation, Mabel’s group activated the SOS beeper in silent mode on Mabel, Kairi, and Olette’s watches for Bart and Darkwing’s groups. Elsewhere in the two areas of the jungle, Bart and Darkwing’s groups got the SOS message and ran to the direction of Mabel’s group’s location. Back with them as soon as that’s done, Mabel’s group turned the SOS beeper and its silent mode off and proceeded to sneak away)
Shere Khan: (Voice-over, at the same time Mabel’s group deactivated the SOS beeper and its silent mode) All we can assume is that they would refuse to surrender the Tiki Scepter.
Bob: And they will definitely refuse to cooperate with us.
(Then suddenly, Oxide noticed Mabel’s group sneaking off and quietly cleared his throat to Wario and Cortex’s gang, getting their attention)
Wario and Cortex’s gangs except Oxide: What?
(They also noticed Mabel’s group quietly sneaking away as well, and then they slowly and calmly smirked evilly, as if they have a plan now. With Kairi’s group, they ran to meet up with Bart and Darkwing’s groups)
Baloo: Let’s hope we warn our comrades of time!
Crash: Yeah!
Jessie: And it’s no surprise that Wario’s gang, especially Negaduck’s group, were associated with those jerks!
Bartok: Even after Vanitas, Don Karnage, and Splatter Phoenix’s deaths.
Fidget: Yeah!
(Suddenly, some figures stepped in front of Mabel’s group, stopping them in their tracks, much to their shock and surprise. It’s Wario and Cortex’s gangs)
Cortex: Ah, hello, Princesses, guys.
Negaduck: Long time, no see.
Wario Brothers and Pinstripe: Si, Princesses’ group?
Rasputin: And surprise, surprise, surprise, Fidget, Bartok, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four are still with you.
Bob: Especially with Bartok in his tacky new wardrobe attire along with some of the princesses' tacky belts.
Bartok: (In indignant anger) Hey! Rarity and my wife made these clothes!
Kairi: (In indigtant anger) And our parents/aunts and uncles gave us these belts!
Mabel, Serena, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Fidget, Meowzie, Stellaluna, Nadia, Milo, Sophia, Sky, Anya, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: (In Indignant anger) Yeah!
Bulba: (Mockingly) Ooh, you married Nadia?
Bartok and Nadia: (Angrily) You darn right!
Meowth: And Meowzie is also my wife!
Fidget: Along with Stellaluna as my wife!
Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia: (Nods in angry agreement) That's right!
Preed: (Mockingly) Well, well, congratulations on getting hitched. (Noticing Milo, Sophia, Sky, and Anya with Meowth and Meowzie, Fidget and Stellaluna, and Bartok and Nadia respectively) And you, which we didn't realize from Cortex's gang back at the apartment before, got really busy.
(Then Mabel’s main group pulled their Keyblades out and then they and their group got determined, ready to fight)
Aqua: We like to see you try and mess with us!
Rainbow Dash: Bring it on!
(Then both sides battled it out, with Sally’s main group now more like expert fighters with their combat and magic skills thanks to Bart’s group’s training before. Suddenly, just after Bushroot sprayed some pollen at the Komodo Brothers, making them sneeze a bit and then blow their noses to clear their sinuses up with their own pale purple handkerchiefs they pulled out from their own robe pockets, Koala then threw some knockout smoke grenades at Mabel’s group. Then as soon as the knockout smoke shot out from the activated grenades, Merlock and Sheldgoose’s gangs immediately placed on their gas masks after the Komodo Brothers put their handkerchiefs away. Lola and Wile quickly put on their gas masks and took off running, going to get help from Sonic and Darkwing’s groups while Sally’s group tried to fight the knockout gas’ effects)
Megavolt: (Slowly getting sleepy with Mabel’s group) You won’t, get away, with this, Nega…!
Daffy: (Slowly getting sleepy) Hold on, that’s my waffle…!
(Then the knockout gas’ effects too much, Sally’s group lost consciousness and collapsed, unconscious. Then as soon as the knockout gas was cleared by the Duke’s wings flapping until it dispersed, Merlock and Sheldgoose’s gangs removed their gas masks with evil smirks)
Merlock and Sheldgoose: Gotcha.
Merlock and Sheldgoose’s gangs: Gotcha, indeed. (Indeed.)
(They chuckled evilly a bit as they stood over Sally’s group’s unconscious bodies. Suddenly, Lola and Wile, having removed their gas masks already, attempted to sneak-attack the enemy when Brer Bear spotted them first and whacked Wile on his head with his club, knocking him out, much to Lola's shock and concern, and then determination)
Brer Bear: How do you like them apples besides having your head knocked clean off?
Brer Fox: What clean off? Ya just bonked him.
(Then just when Lola lunged at Brer Fox, he, unfortunately, grabbed her roughly, pinning her left arm behind her back and holding her down, much to her pain and discomfort. Then Brer Fox immediately pinched Lola's neck, knocking her out as well. Then with that said and done, Merlock and Sheldgoose's gangs reached down towards Sally's group's unconscious bodies, capturing them)
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(With Bart and Darkwing’s groups, they ran towards Mabel’s group’s direction when they met up)
B.E.N.: (Panting a bit, briefly transforming into a jogger) I take it, you got, Mabel’s group’s, SOS…?
Everyone except B.E.N.: Yeah. (Yes.)
(Then, after B.E.N. changed back, they ran ahead together to find Mabel’s group as we crossfade to black. Then we crossfade to Mabel, still unconscious, slowly waking up. As soon as she slowly came to and awake, she noticed Wario and Cortex’s gangs standing over her and, for some reason, she’s below them)
Mabel: (In suspicion) Why are you…?
(She was about to get up when something tight stopped her. She looked down and saw that she is seated next to a tree, tied up, with even her hands tied behind her back. Then she noticed her group, also awake by now, tied up the same way next to her on the same tree)
Milhouse: (Awkwardly) Well, I guess you’re as shocked as we were when we woke up.
Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Awkwardly agreeing) Yeah.
Bartok: (Awkwardly) Not good at all.
(Then Mabel’s group glared at Wario and Cortex’s gangs)
Mabel: What’s the big idea?
Serena, Kairi, Namine, and Xion: Untie us right now!
Aqua and Olette: We command of you!
Rebecca: And no matter how much you grill us…!
Twilight Sparkle: We’re not telling you where the Tiki Scepter is!
Sonya: And there's nothing you can do to change our minds!
Raksha: That’s right!
Brer Fox: (Chuckles) Still having trouble remembering where the Aztec Scepter is, eh?
Warren: Talk about stubborn.
Negaduck: (Walks up to the glaring Mabel’s group) Perhaps a night in the jungle will…. (Goes up to their faces rudely, much to their annoyance) Jog your memories.
Bushroot: Seriously? What’s with people with bad breath going into our faces, especially mine?
Rarity: Let alone brushing your teeth?
Shere Khan: (Ignoring Bushroot and Rarity’s annoyed questions while Pinstripe goes up to Mabel’s group and turning his back on them to stand with Shere Khan) There are numerous hungry normal carnivorous animals in the jungle, you know.
Pinstripe: (As Mabel’s main group, Mushu, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Kit, Mohawk, Raksha, Spike, the Mane Eight, and Dream Eater pets leaned and stretched forward to bite Pinstripe’s hands behind his back due to being tied up) With big sharp, pointy…. (Gets his hands bitten by Mabel’s main group, Mushu, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Kit, Raksha, Spike, the Mane Eight, and Dream Eater pets) Teeth!
(Then he zipped around and, with each hand, grabbed Mabel and Megavolt’s shirt and jumpsuit’s respective neck collars in anger)
Pinstripe: Oh, so now you have the audacity to bite my hands like piranhas?!
(Unknown to them, Bart and Darkwing’s groups arrived secretly and then spotted Wario and Cortex’s gangs interrogating the still tied up Mabel’s group, and even Bart and Darkwing’s groups were calmly shocked and surprised to see Wario’s gang associated with Cortex’s gang)
Brer Fox: (While Warren roughly released Sally and Megavolt) This is your last chance, ladies, fellas, and children!
Dijon: (Hopefully) Is the Aztec Scepter in your Gummi Ship that is drawn by your golden eagle?
(Wario and Cortex’s gangs glared at Dijon, making him act tough in an amateurish way)
Dijon: (Trying to act tough) So we can rummage through it by force to get it?!
Kids: (Playing dumb with Mabel’s group) Golden eagle-drawn Gummi Ship?
Spike and Dingodile: (Playing dumb) What golden eagle-drawn Gummi Ship?
Tiny and Mane Eight: (Playing dumb) Tiny and us (We) have no idea what you talk (you're talking) about.
Wario: No use protecting your buddinskis!
Waluigi and Ruggedo: Yeah!
Tropy: Especially not your fiancés, Princesses.
Shere Khan: You know we will find them.
Aqua: (Skeptically) Oh, really?
Serena: You will never defeat Bart’s group and our friends!
Mabel’s group except Serena: Yeah!
Wario Brothers and Ruggedo: (Smugly) Okay, then….
Cortex: (Smugly) We’ll do it the hard way.
(Then Tropy and Preed turned to Pinstripe)
Tropy: Pinstripe, get us the turnips and sandpaper.
Preed: Chop, chop.
(Realizing the villains are gonna torture a confession out of Mabel’s group with the said turnips and sandpaper, Bart and Darkwing’s groups got determined and got ready to jump into action. Back with Mabel’s group, they struggled in vain to break free in determination upon seeing Preed, Tropy, and Pinstripe accept the turnips and sandpaper from Koala, Bob, and Oxide)
Preed, Tropy, and Pinstripe: Excellent.
Tropy: (Shows Mabel’s group one of the turnips) Now, Princesses, fellas, we want some answers.
Preed: Or we'll possibly make you shed tears of regret and make you scream like girls.
Sally’s group: Stuff it in your windsocks!
Merlock and Sheldgoose’s gangs: (Aghast while Grand Duke, Warren, and Brer Fox dropped the turnips and sandpaper in an aghast way) Our windsocks?!
(Then Negaduck pulled his chainsaw out, ready to rev it up as he got ready to kill them with it)
Negaduck: (Angrily) Why, you little…!
(Suddenly, some firecrackers shot out at Merlock and Sheldgoose’s gangs and distracted them with their explosions, much to the villains’ surprise and shock that Negaduck dropped their respective chainsaw. Sally’s group, on the other hand, smiled, for they knew who shot the firecrackers. Then sure enough, Sonic and Darkwing’s groups, including Vector, who fired the firecrackers and with Lola and Wile rushed out and Sonic’s group cuts Sally’s group free from the ropes tying them to the tree)
Lola: No time to hang around this tree anymore.
Wile: Or sitting around.
Quackerjack: And we had a feeling it was you with the firecrackers, Vector.
Vector: (Transforming into and imitating Elvis Presley) Thank you, thank you very much.
(Then after Vector changed back and as soon as Sonic’s group finished completely untying Sally’s group, as well as completely untying their hands, they all climbed onto Marahute's back and flew back to their Gummi Ship’s direction. With Merlock and Sheldgoose’s gangs, they recovered from the firecrackers, now all blown up and finished)
Dijon: What is going on? What is going on?
Rasputin: What is the meaning of this?!
(Then an electric net caught Wario and Cortex’s gangs, trapping them in there. It was Don Karnage’s electric net)
Don Karnage: You are under arrest!
Skinner: For stealing, kidnapping, snd attempted torture of our princesses!
Mad Dog: Please be sure to memorize your, uh…?
Dumptruck: What’re the rights called again?
Skinner's group, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (While Discord, B.E.N., and Gene changed into police officers) Miranda Rights?
Don Karnage: (Nonchalantly agreeing while Discord, B.E.N., and Gene changed back to normal) Like they said?
Mad Dog and Dumptruck: Yes, (Ja,) that!
Mad Dog: (To the angrily struggling Wario and Cortex’s gangs) Memorize your Miranda Rights!
Dumptruck: (Confused) Yet we don’t know of any Miranda.
Chalmers: (About to explain) Technically, the Miranda Rights are....
Negaduck: (Pulling a flash grenade and his own electric-proof machete out) We’ll show you Miranda Rights!
(Then Negaduck threw the grenade, blinding the heroes in a flash of light. As soon as it dies down, the heroes then saw that the electric net is cut open and Merlock and Sheldgoose’s gangs freed and gone, for it turned out Negaduck cut them and himself free from the electric net with their own electric-proof machetes to escape after Negaduck threw the flash grenade. Milo, Sophia, and Sky attempt to chase after them)
Sophia: Well, come on!
Milo: Let’s go after them!
Sky: Hurry!
(But the heroes stopped them)
Heroes: No, stop!
Don Karnage: I’m afraid we’ll have to try and catch them next time like the fishies they are that take the bait, yes, no?
Milo, Sophia, and Sky: So, in other words…?
Don Karnage: It means let them go for now.
Meowth and Fidget: And we’ll get them next time.
Meowzie, Nadia, and Anya: That we promise.
Bartok, Stellaluna, and Nadia: And promises are something we definitely keep.
(Giving in after thinking it over, Milo, Sophia, and Sky then left with the heroes back to the Gummi Ship to return to the palace in Agrabah. With Wario and Cortex’s gangs, they are retreating quickly on their skimmers when suddenly, they crashed right into a tree and then landed right into another sand-filled mud puddle)
N. Gin: (Growls in anger a bit) Not again!
Ripper: (Starting to build a mud sandcastle) Mud sandcastles, anyone?
(Wario and Cortex’s gangs, except Ripper who is happily building a mud sandcastle while happily humming a bit, angrily groaned a bit in annoyance. Back in the palace of Agrabah, the heroes have already reported to Volteer’s group about what they found out)
Volteer’s group: I see.
Erika: So, Wario’s gang is associated with Cortex’s gang for the Tiki Scepter.
Mad Dog: But it wasn’t our fault that Negaduck and Sideshow Bob distracted us with a flash grenade and electric-proof machetes to escape us with the enemy.
Bart: And deep down in my subconsciousness, as soon as we saw them, I exclaimed “Ay caramba!”
(Then after contemplating a bit, Volteer’s group understood)
Volteer: Then, if that’s the case….
Grace: Until we find out why Wario and Cortex’s gangs need the Tiki Scepter….
Squall: We’ll just have to lay low until some criminal activity is set by them.
Rinoa, Eraqus, and Erika: Yes.
Volteer: (Pulling out his little toys) So, for now, let’s relax and have fun for a while.
Heroes: Yes, you’re majesties.
(Then with that, the heroes went back to their businesses, hoping something will happen involving Merlock and Sheldgoose’s gangs and their obsession for the Aztec Scepter, which is still hidden in Vector’s apartment)
To be continued….
Ending song: Arabian Nights End Credits Version (Sonicladdin the Series Version)
Category:Season 1