Why Would A Guy Sing "my only senpai" ?

== Because To This Guy Senpai Is A Lesbian ==
== Senpai Among The Rivals Among The Stars of The No Man's Sky ==
A Distance So Great It Becomes Quite Obvious This Senpai Was Gaining Publicity When He Said The "L" Word And Escaped In The Yandere Moth From A Certain Hanger At Area 51 This Senpai Probably Did Not Wanna Die Because of A Generation Gap Involving The Meaning of That Word Finding Senpai May Prove Difficult As There's Only An Infinite Amount of Stars Beyond Earth 
"Says The "L" Word And Actually Escapes Persecution"