Descriptions

This is a list of descriptions in Clusterduck.
Every duck has two descriptions which are randomly selected when hatched. They have no effect on gameplay.
First Description
A charming rogue.
A cyber criminal.
A great inventor.
A swashbuckler at heart.
Achieved zen at a very young age.
Always answers with a deadpan stare and a blank quack.
Always clicks the clickbait.
Always ducks during earthquakes.
Always farts when taking off.
Always loses arguments. Even with themselves.
Aspiring astronomer.
Believed to be a spy.
Believes ducks are the only intelligent life on the planet.
Believes everyone is a good duck at heart.
Believes in freedom of speech.
Believes in the One-Eyed Duck.
Believes in their right to a second appendix.
Believes the moon landing was a lie.
Born from an egg on a mountain top.
Born with a silver spoon in their beak.
Breezes through the day with a song in their heart.
Calls their Mum at least once a week.
Came from outer space.
Came from the 24th century.
Came here from another planet.
Came here to eat bread and kick butt.
Can count to 10 in 8 languages.
Can deadlift 220 pounds.
Can do a backflip.
Can drink their weight in soda.
Can hold its breath for 10 whole minutes.
Can quack the entire Periodic Table.
Collects stamps.
Considers themselves a prize hen.
Constantly feels hungry.
Continues to wear white after Labor Day.
Counts hamsters in their sleep.
Cries at the end of RomComs.
Desires to be a penguin.
Develops video games on weekends.
Doesn't know they are a duck.
Doesn't like full stops
Doesn't quack, but purrs.
Doesn't want to know how your weekend was.
Doubts the legitimacy of parking tickets.
Dreams of electric ducks.
Dresses in leopard skin.
Eats butterflies.
Escaped from a circus.
Expert at duck face photos.
Father was a platypus.
Feeling distressed.
Feels cold all the time.
Flew North for the winter.
Flies as quack as it can.
Follows the Bushido code.
Former hedge fund manager.
Fought one horse-sized duck.
Fought their inner demons, and won.
Genuinely believes the earth is flat.
Gets the worm.
Gifted with a photographic memory.
Has a frog in their throat.
Has a lucky feather.
Has a pain in their neck.
Has a winning smile.
Has an invisible friend.
Has an iron will.
Has never heard of a vacation.
Has psychic powers.
Has quacks that echo.
Has several wings.
Has the heart of a manticore.
Has the heart of a warrior.
Has trained to be a jockey their whole life.
Here to conquer.
Hoards bread in their nest.
If bread were a currency, would be a soggy millionaire.
Ignores the voices.
Is a local wine connoisseur.
Is a part-time magician.
Is a snappy dresser.
Is a terrible singer.
Is actually a mad cow.
Is actually a person in a duck costume.
Is egg intolerant.
Is hooked on fish sandwiches.
Is just here to clown around.
Is not a doctor.
Is on the trail of a serial killer.
Is ready to burn rubber.
Is secretly a robot on a mission.
Is the evil twin.
Is the Grand Poobah Duck.
Is the Hole Monster reincarnated.
Is too shy to do video calls.
Is wearing a duck costume.
Is white with black stripes.
Just a duck trying to make it in a man's world.
Keeps a blog.
Keeps coming home to find nest disturbed.
Knows kung-fu.
Knows the end is nigh.
Lays 100-year-old eggs.
Likes long walks off short piers.
Likes the beach.
Likes to chew on pencils during meetings.
Likes to eat paint.
Likes to keep on top of their finances.
Likes to lick stamps.
Likes to think about the ominous hole in the ground.
Lives in the sewer.
Living a life as a quack doctor.
Looked up your name online.
Looks best in high heels.
Loves action movies.
Makes a mean toasted Sammich.
Makes mystery meat sausages.
Manages their own anime review blog.
Microwaves fish in the office.
Never changes the toilet paper roll.
Never walks away from an act of heroism.
Once arm wrestled a dragon.
Once found a precious ring in a cave.
One angry duck.
Only eats orange vegetables.
Only speaks in Esperanto.
Organizes all of the team lunches.
Owns a boat.
Plays bass in a folk metal band.
Plays My Cat Club™.
Plays the kazoo.
Posts in news article comment sections.
Poultry in motion.
Prefers shaken, not stirred.
Pretends to be gluten intolerant to get attention.
Previously a Goth. Now into Steampunk.
Professional street magician.
Reading makes them tired.
Reads over your shoulder.
Reads romance novels.
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Self-conscious about their feathers.
Shaves its legs.
Sings a lot.
Spoils the ending to every movie.
Sticks chewing gum under the desk.
Still working on their first novel.
Stops. Drops. But never rolls.
Survived a pandemic.
Terrified of frogs.
The original duck reincarnated.
This duck is you from the future!
Threw its back out one day.
'Tis no ordinary duck!
Training to be an astronaut.
Walks to the lemonade stand daily.
Wants to be knighted.
Wants to be the first duck in the Olympics.
Wants to grow out a fluffy beard.
Wants to travel the world.
Was a castmate on 'Real Ducks of Atlanta.'
Was born a cranky old-timer.
Was created by a rag-tag bunch of Game Developers.
Was discovered in an Ancient Tomb.
Was meant to be a goose.
Wears a wig and a fake tan.
Went to the local pond for a loaf of bread.
Whines if they have to be Player 2.
Will brighten up your day.
Will do anything for love.
Will gank newbs for in-game coin.
Winning at life.
Wise beyond their years.
Wishes it was a kiwi.
Wishes they could quit and go on a cruise.
Won a gold medal at the Olympics. Twice.
Won't ask questions if you won't.
Won't listen to anything without a drop.
Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Wrestling fan.
Writes angry e-mails to cereal companies.
Yearns for adventure.
Second Description
A little curious about how fried eggs taste.
Afraid of crossing roads after the Chicken Incident.
Ages backwards.
Always places the outside bet.
Answers to names that are not its own to confuse its peers.
Asks for grapes.
Beeps when reversing.
Believes gravity is a myth.
Believes in the autonomous collective.
Believes vaccinations turn Ducks into Geese, despite science.
But keeps forgetting about it.
But you knew that already.
Can see into the future.
Can summon bees at will, but doesn't feel like it.
Can teleport but they're lazy.
Can touch the tip of its beak with its tongue but only when no one is looking.
Can walk through walls.
Cannot be trusted.
Can't look up.
Can't swim.
Carries a hidden blade at all times.
Caused numerous unnecessary fatalities.
Cheats at crossword puzzles.
Cheats in video games.
Chews with their mouth open.
Chooses to hide their beauty.
Conflicted ornithophobe.
Constant campaigner for duck rights.
Cooks a delicious pilaf.
Cosplays as a goose in their spare time.
Could be a cyborg.
Crosses the road. Why?
Cursed.
Dabs and Yeets.
Dances when alone.
Distrusts parsley.
Do they though?
Does not recognise the duck social hierarchy.
Does stunts.
Doesn't believe in jorts.
Doesn't like bread.
Doesn't really get along with their father.
Doesn't understand sarcasm.
Double-dips.
"Duck duck DuCk dUKC DucK duC."
Ducks and covers.
Emotionally distant.
Ended up here.
Escaped from the zoo.
Father smelled like sunflower seeds.
Favorite food is Pavlova, invented in New Zealand.
Fell down The Hole but they got better.
Finds bread simply irresistible.
Flew directly up for the winter.
Flex is weak.
Flexes often.
Flies upside down.
Gives out business cards at inopportune times.
Goes to parties and stands in the corner.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.
Grossed out by thumbs.
Has a fake eye.
Has a phobia of coins.
Has an invisible twin.
Has antifreeze coursing through their veins.
Has been hypnotized to believe they are a chicken.
Has been spying on you this whole time.
Has concrete shoes.
Has contributed to over 100 duck-down pillows.
Has never been the same again.
Has nothing left to lose.
Has vowed to never duck again.
Has webbed feet.
Hatches revenge plans.
Hates being judged.
Hates migrating during winter.
Hates the smell of oranges.
Hides in shadows.
I mean...
In it for the quacks.
Invented a new kind of pasta.
Is a bug in the software.
Is a chip off the old block.
Is a little taller than their parents.
Is a mad scientist.
Is a vegan and will tell you about it.
Is actually a pirate.
Is always adjusting their office chair.
Is an audiophile.
Is anyone else cold?
Is hoping to win an award.
Is in hiding from the IRS.
Is kind of slimy.
Is just a normal duck.
Is just horsing around.
Is married to the mob.
Is never sorry.
Is nobody's fool.
Is scared of heights.
Is secretly a super villain.
Is the hero we need but don't deserve.
Is the reincarnation of an Egyptian Pharaoh.
Is Tsundere at heart.
Is what it eats; is a duck.
Joke.
Just turned 50.
Keyboard warrior.
Knows the doctors and nurses are the real heroes.
Knows things.
Knows what you did last summer.
Likes cats. They are delicious.
Likes getting foot cramps.
Likes long walks.
Likes sour candy.
Likes to point out other ducks' flaws.
Likes to sit and watch the sun rise.
Likes to swim with the fishes.
Likes to throw its voice to create chaos.
Longs for a full head of hair.
Looks aggressive, but is terrified of confrontation.
Looks great in a suit.
Loves bread, no matter what the health experts say.
Loves Easter eggs but dislikes the cannibalism.
Loves jazz.
Loves the sea. Doesn't love the salt.
Mall ninja.
Maybe.
Might sit down and grow in to a tree.
Mother was a hamster.
Moves with the awkward coordination of a baby giraffe.
Needs an oil change.
Never bathes.
Never forgets to call their Grandma on a Sunday.
Never looked back.
Never pays their bill.
Never waddles alone.
No one gets the joke.
Nobody understands them.
Nosy neighbor.
Not a real duck.
Now a supermodel.
Once met the Grim Reaper.
Only has themselves to blame.
Only reads comic books.
...or?
Owns 3 houses.
Pays the bills.
Permanently having a midlife crisis.
Please be gentle.
Prefers to wing it.
Queue jumper.
Regrets everything.
Ruined a perfectly good sweater once.
Scared of heights.
Secretly afraid of flying.
Secretly believes they will explode.
Stalks the night.
Still a duckling (or maybe an egg?) deep inside.
Still has its baby teeth.
Suffers from insomnia.
Suspects adoption.
Suspects the weird-looking duck.
Suspicious of cucumbers.
Swims with the fishes.
Talks about martians a lot.
Terrified of Duck 01.
Then turned into a duck.
Thinks it's a donut.
Uses duckoderant.
Voted "most likely to be a swan" in high school.
Wants to bat around a ball of yarn.
Wants to face off against the Grand Poobah Duck.
Wants to go down The Hole. Please.
Wants to host their own chat show.
Wants to push the big red button.
Wants to retire to the countryside.
Wants you to click that link in the Settings menu.
Was a leap-duckling.
Wears flower crowns at music festivals.
(Whatever that means.)
Which is the cause of their insomnia.
Will get into your private network via 'Mad Hax'.
Will start and maintain awkward conversation in the bathroom.
Won the lottery. Lost the ticket.
Wonders why every C in "Pacific Ocean" is pronounced different.
Would prefer to walk.
Wouldn't torrent TV shows on the work internet.
Yeah - nah - yeah. Chur Bro.
Yikes.