I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can/Quotes

:Lisa: Dad, this is my moment in the sun. How can you miss it to be with a sandwich?
:Homer: You don't understand. It's not just a sandwich… It's about brotherhood, it's about freedom, it's about three days since I've had one! I'm gettin' the shakes! And I'm gettin' the fries!
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:Seymour Skinner: (sings to the tune of School's Out) School's Back in session! Let's begin our lesson! 
:(Groundskeeper Willie is sharpening a knife in a dark corner of the school.)
:Groundskeeper Willie: This year, he gets it in the back...
:(hides the knife as Skinner approaches)
:Principal Skinner: Uh, Willie, did you get the letter about your pay cut?
:Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, there'll be many a cut this year.
:Principal Skinner: Indeed, there will. Budget wise, of course.
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:Bart: Come on, man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
:Principal Skinner: Well, if by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!
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:Principal Skinner: Bart, your word is imply.
:Bart: Imply. I-M-P…
:Nelson: Bart said 'I am pee'. He's made of pee!
:(The students all laugh.)
:Bart: Well, I got my laugh. I'm out of here.
:Ralph: I made Bart in my pants.
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:Ralph: Hey, my locker's gone!
:Principal Skinner: Your affects have been moved to Willie's shack.
:(The locker door slams shut.)
:Groundskeeper Willie: Come along, lad. And lose yer books. They won't help ye where you're goin
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:Kent Brockman: The Spellympics is being sued by the Olympics for use of the suffix "lympics." This has got to be the slowest news day ever!
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:Lisa: (after her dream) I suppose I could just skip college and marry Milhouse.
:Milhouse: (inside Lisa's dream bubble): I know this is a fantasy, but I'll take it.
:Lisa: (unconscious) Nah. Forget it.
:Milhouse: (as the dream bubble vanishes) No! I'll never be this happy again!
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