Gee, Officer Krupke

Gee, Officer Krupke is a song sang by the Jets after Officer Krupke accuses them of causing trouble.
==Lyrics==
DIESEL
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, 
You gotta understand, 
It's just our bringin' up-ke 
That gets us out of hand
BIG DEAL
Our mothers all are junkies
A-RAB
Our fathers all are drunks
DIESEL
Golly Moses, naturally we're punks! 
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset; 
We never had the love that every child oughta get. 
We ain't no delinquents, 
We're misunderstood. 
Deep down inside us there is good.
A-RAB
There is good
ALL
There is good, there is good, 
There is untapped good! 
Like inside, the worst of us is good! 
MOUTHPIECE (Spoken, as Officer Krupke) 
That's a touchin' good story. 
DIESEL (Spoken) 
Lemme tell it to the world! 
MOUTHPIECE (Spoken)
Just tell it to the judge. 
DIESEL
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor, 
My parents treat me rough. 
With all their marijuana, 
They won't give me a puff. 
They didn't wanna have me, 
But somehow I was had. 
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad! 
BALKAN (As Judge) 
Right! 
Officer Krupke, you're really a square; 
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care! 
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed. 
He's psychologically disturbed! 
DIESEL
I'm disturbed! 
ALL
We're disturbed, we're disturbed, 
We're the most disturbed, 
Like we're psychologically disturbed. 
BALKAN (Spoken, as Judge) 
Hear ye, Hear ye,
In the opinion on this court, the boy’s depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. 
DIESEL (Spoken) 
Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived. 
BALKAN (Spoken)
So take this nut to a headshrinker. 
MOUTHPIECE (Spoken)
Ooh, why not?
DIESEL 
My father is a bastard, 
My ma's an S.O.B. 
My grandpa's always plastered, 
My grandma pushes tea. 
My sister wears a mustache, 
My brother wears a dress. 
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! 
A-RAB (As Psychiatrist) 
Yes! 
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob. 
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job. 
Society's played him a terrible trick, 
And sociologically he's sick! 
DIESEL 
I am sick! 
ALL
We are sick, we are sick, 
We are sick, sick, sick, 
Like we're sociologically sick! 
A-RAB (Spoken)
In my professional opinion, what we’ve got here is a run of the mill juvenile delinquent and juvenile delinquency is a social disease.
BALKAN (Spoken)
Ew, Diesel you’ve got a social disease?
A-RAB (Spoken)
Bring him to a social worker
MOUTHPIECE (Spoken)
Wait, can I catch it by touchin’ him?
DIESEL
Dear…
BABY JOHN
Kindly social worker, 
They say go earn a buck. 
Like be a soda jerker, 
Which means like be a schumck. 
It's not I'm anti-social, 
I'm only anti-work. 
Gloryosky! 
ALL
That's why I'm a jerk! 
BIG DEAL (As Female Social Worker) 
Eek! 
Officer Krupke, you've done it again. 
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen. 
It ain't just a question of misunderstood; 
Deep down inside him, he's no good! 
BABY JOHN
I'm no good! 
ALL
We're no good, we're no good! 
We're no earthly good, 
Like the best of us is no damn good! 
MOUTHPIECE (Spoken, as Officer Krupke) 
The trouble is he's crazy. 
BALKAN (Spoken, as Judge) 
The trouble is he drinks. 
A-RAB (Spoken, as Psychiatrist) 
The trouble is he's lazy. 
SNOWBOY (Spoken)
The trouble is he stinks. 
BIG DEAL (Spoken)
The trouble is he's growing. 
BABY JOHN (Spoken)
The trouble is he's grown. 
ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own! 
Gee, Officer Krupke, 
We're down on our knees, 
DIESEL
'Cause no one wants a fella with a social disease. 
ALL
Gee, Officer Krupke, 
What are we to do? 
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!
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