Red Joe

Red Joe is the son of Redneck Joe. He is a very famous soccer player in Turkey. Red Joe is twins with Neck Joe but they look nothing alike. (They are probably what they call, Unidentical Twins.) Red Joe is really good at soccer and he has won the County Fair's Shoot-and-Run Contest two times in a row! He has many fans and even a brand of soda named after him
==Accomplishments in Life==
*Win the Shoot-and-Run Contest at the County Fair 2 times in a row
*Play soccer in Turkish soccer team
*Won the medal of Nobel Pee Prize in Ft. Lauderdale for killing 0 Chimpanze
*First person to play soccer that originated from a Redneck Family
*First person to play soccer without cleats
*Defeated the evil French teacher, Mrs. Mellgren
*Won another Nobel Pee Prize for defeating Mrs. Mellgren
*Has a brand of soda named after him (Red Cherry Strawberry Watermelon With Ice And Red Soda Pop )
==Trivia==
*He created the DERP but someone else took the credit (Megaman)
*Tortured by Mrs. Mellgren
*He witnessed the defeat of Chuck Norris
*He has a plant farm in Indonseia of Piranha Plants
*This inspired him to create Piranha Pants
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