Fanmade Ask Orange Episodes

For the jokes, the punchlines will be in italic. This also includes puns and other joke-like stuff.
==What's...Down?!==
===Pre-title card===
====Question 1: "Hey Orange! What's down?"====
Orange: You know, I actually never thought about that. I always think about what's u---
[A giant stick of TNT suddenly rises from underground into the kitchen. Orange gasps.]
Orange: Woah! Pear, you gotta see this!
Pear: What is i--- WHAT THE?!
Orange: This is gonna be a BIG bang! [laughs]
Pear: NO!!!!!!!
[The giant stick of TNT explodes, revealing the title card.]
===Post-title card===
====Question 2: "Happy almost 100 episodes of Ask Orange!"====
Orange: Thanks, but we're actually seven episodes away from 100, which will be the episode of the century! Hahahahaha!
====Question 3: "Drop 987,189,021,536,777,193,999,156,278,145,444 bricks on Pear!"====
Pear: Huh. That's an oddly specific num-
[Before Pear can finish his sentence, the number of bricks stated in the question is dropped on Pear. He screams.]'
====TBA====