2 Mortals a Leapin

"2 Mortals a Leapin'" is the first episode of The Uncanny World.
== Plot ==
Michelle Dominguez and her son and daughters, Ryan Dominguez,Leni Dominguez and Yanely Dominguez, move to GH,California and discover that their new house is already occupied by ghosts and demons.
== Cast ==
* Genesis Ochoa as Yanely
* Channing Tatum as Ryan
* Zoe Saldana as Leni
* Diego Luna as Maisie
* Christina Applegate as Margarita
* Carlos Alarazqui as Pancika
* Grey DeLisle as Marie Juana /Mrs. Dominguez / Jackie Dominguez
* Jorge R Gutierrez as Conchito
== Transcript ==
[PART 1]
[pans down to the Dominguez House, which is decorated with a bunch of Dia de los muertos decorations, then zooms into Ryan's room]
Ryan: [pulls on his pants and talks to the viewers] "It's the day before Dia de los Muertos every since we moved to California" [puts a mexican tuxedo] "and there's no better time to be in the Dominguez House." [puts on a mexican hat and calaca skull]
[Ryan exits his bedroom and pulls off MJ's scarf, causing her to spin into the bathroom]
Maisie: [reading a poem] "Dear Mama every since we died..." [stops reading and groans] "Aww! Come on!"
Ryan: "Having trouble writing this year's Dia de los Muertos poem,Maisie?"
Maisie: "Ryan, I'm stuck like a dead corpse with dark brown hair!" [dinging] "Ooh! That's not bad!" [starts reading a new poem] "I'm stuck like a dead corpse with dark brown! I've been fine all year, so! [stops yet again] "Aww, rubbish!"
Margarita: [pops out, dressed as a calaca doll] "I'll say! Those words make no frankincense! [chuckles in a Linda Fantasma Nina tone] "That's one!" [clicks a remote, causing a festive card with the number one to appear in the right corner of the screen] "My twelve puns of Dia de los Muertos are off to a great start. I've only got to come up with eleven myrrh!" [chuckles] "Make that ten!" [clicks the remote and a festive card with the number two appears in the corner]
Yanely: [blows a raspberry]
Leni: [walks up the stairs wearing a red dress and skull earrings] "Hey, Ryan! I just made the perfect Dia de los Muertos outfit."
Michelle: [off screen] Hey, has anyone seen my Dia de los Muertos table cloth?
[Leni looks down and notices that she used the table cloth, then shushes Ryan as she walks into her room]
Pancika: [on her phone, talking to Sierra] "Oh, don't worry about buying me a gift, Teddy Bear. I mean, sure, it's our very first Dia de los Muertos together" [split screen widens to show Sierra, Pancika's voice is still heard over the phone] "and I'll probably remember what you give me for the rest of our lives, but no pressure."
[zooms away from Sierra in the calendar section of the mall, holding two calendars. She switches her phone to her other ear.]
Sierra: [on his phone, calling Pancika] "Right. Uh, no pressure, Pancika." [chuckles and hangs up before falling on her knees and crying]
[returns to the Dominguez House where Ryan is at the bottom of the 
steps. He pulls out two different shoes out of a pile that are each one 
of his sisters.]
Ryan: Oops! Wrong ones! [throws the shoes out of the way; to the viewers] Excuse me. This might take a while.
[Ryan prepares to dive into the boot pile when a ghost of a pageant girl with blonde hair and tiara zooms in]
Lola: [appearing very innocent] "Hey there, favorite human friend! Allow me to dive into that pile of smelly sweaty footwear and 
find your shoes for you. "[curtsies, then dives into the pile]
[Ryan looks on in confusion. Lola then emerges from the pile with two black shoes]
Lola: [gasps for air] "Here you are, good sir!" [puts Ryan's shoes on his feet] "Two human boots. Boy, these are stylish!"
Ryan: [suspicious] "Okay, what do you want?"
Lola: [quiet voice with an evil grin on her face] "To get a good haul from Santa Teressa." [normal voice]
 "See, contrary to popular belief, I am no angel. So, if I'm going to 
get on Santa's nice list, I have one day to undo twelve months of 
naughty!"
Jackie: [off screen] "You're wasting your time." [wheels in a whiteboard with equations as she comes on screen and begins pointing to sections with a candy cane] 
 "Factoring in sleigh speed, time zone changes, and reindeer bathroom 
breaks, it is scientifically impossible for this so-called Kris Kringle  to deliver gifts to the approximately one billion qualifying children. As you can see, X equals no stinkin' way." [bites into her candy cane]
Lola: [growls] "You're lucky I'm being nice right about now!"
MJ: [nail a purple sugar skull for Yanely to the wall at a 
distance from the fireplace where the other Dominguez' stockings are hung 
and next to a pink one for Lola] "You know what I want for Dia de los Muertos? remember the dead."
Margarita: [pops up, holding a holly berry] "What did you say, Marie? I can holly hear you!" [chuckles] "That's three!" [clicks the remote again, causing a card with the number three to appear] 
Yanely: [pops out of her sugar skull and blows a raspberry before getting picked up by MJ]
Margarita: "Yanely, are you [picks up her yellow sugar skull] stocking me?" [off screen after the screen pans to Ryan, chuckles] "That's four!" [card with the number four appears]
[Ryan turns around a corner to find a cloaked clad half human half rat lifting a dresser and a long necked ghost girl looking underneath]
Rat Yokai: "See anything?"
Long Necked Girl: "Nope."
[A smell comes in. LNG leaves and Ryan walks in the kitchen wondering what the smell was] 
Michelle: [humming a dia de los muertos song] [stops humming] Hey, son! You're just in time to try the Crown Jewel of Ol' Mom's Halloween feast...[Opens the pot and smoke comes out all over the kitchen]...The Pan de Muerto!" 
[Smoke comes through the window] 
Ryan: [chuckles] "And ruin the surprise at dinner? I don't think so!" 
Margarita: "Look at your mom getting pan with it! [chuckles] Number 5!" 
Michelle: Ah, I love the 12 Puns of Dia de los Muertos. Margarita, you wanna try my bread?" 
Margarita: "Sorry, Mrs. Dominguez. Yule have to ask someone else. Get it? Yule? That's six! I just sleigh myself! Ooh, 7!" 
[both laugh] 
Michelle: "Sleigh!" 
Ryan: [to the viewers] "Yup. Everyone around here is full of Halloween spirit". 
Conchito: "DOMINGUEZ'S! What's that awful stench?"
Ryan: "Well, everyone expect for our crabby old neighbor, Conchito.He really lives up to his name. Especially around Dia de los Muertos."
Conchito: "DOMINGUEZ'S! Turn down that annoying music! DOMINGUEZ'S! Shut off all those horrible lights!"
 
Ryan: "Sheesh. [Walks outside] Well, I'm not gonna
 let Conchito take away my halloween spirit. I've got a week off 
school. 10 inches of grave, and this guy!We've been waiting all autumn for the perfect funeral conditions. So if you'll excuse us..." [runs off shouting but suddenly gets freak out when Lana's skull mask scares him] 
Lana: "Woo-hoo! My scary plan worked! Sorry,Ryan. I'm just getting ready for tonight. I'm gonna earn a scaring patch!" 
[Car tires screech and then crashes and the horn blares] 
Lana: "Woo-hoo! My marigold pit worked! Uh, don't worry, buddy! I got a winch!" [Runs off to the car with her winch]
== Songs ==
* Welcome to a world of ghosts and freaks 
== Trivia ==
* This will be the series' first full-length episode.
* This will be the second winter-themed episode, after "Snow Bored".
* This episode will be the second episode set on a holiday, after "April Fools Rules" (April Fool's Day).
* This is the first episode produced for the series, but will be the third aired.
* At the end of theme song where Yanely was walking, it changes to a Dia de los Muertos scenery where Yanely is wearing her Dia de los Muertos clothes.
* Maisie always tries to write a song/poem to sing every Dia de los Muertos.
* This episode was produced as two separate parts.
* The color of the sugar skulls of each Dominguez sibling (except Jackie), all match the colors they appear in the opening sequence, and the mom's sugar skull match her clothes.
* Jackie is the only Dominguez who doesn't have a sugar skull.
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