Space Alien

(The Space Alien and the Space Villain are dueling, Star Wars style)
Space Alien: You know the truth! You're going to have to pay!
Space Villain: I'm not giving you the truth! You're going to have to find it yourself!
Space Alien: If you tell it to me, it'll be easier.
Space Villain: You have to do things yourself if you want to be great in life!
Space Alien: Seriously, who signed the Declaration of Independence?
Space Villain: George Washington. That kooky guy from Earth. OH NO!
Space Alien: Ha ha ha! I finally know the truth! I shall put this on your school report!
(The Alien takes out a laptop and goes to Gmail.com. He starts typing "Declaration", but the Space Villain stops him)
Space Villain: No! You're not doing it! I'm going to win this epic battle!
Space Alien: Okay, but first I have to tell you something.
Space Villain: Well then, it better be quick. I'm all ears for everything.
Space Alien: I am your father.
Space Villain: Wait, what?
(The Alien knocks the Space Villain off of the platform and into the fires below. He dies in the flames.)
Space Alien: Oops! I guess I hit the roof! Ha ha ha!
(He walks away happily.)
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 3 Minifigures