Patrick Serves in the Army

Patrick Serves in the Army is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(A 20-year-old Patrick is sleeping in an army camp)
Sergeant: WAKE UP! WAKE UP, YOU PIECE OF SCUM!
Patrick: Huh?
Sergeant: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT THERE TRAINING THIRTY MINUTES AGO! WHAT THE BARNACLES WERE YOU DOING?
Patrick: Sleepin'.
Sergeant: ARE YOU GETTING SMART WITH ME?
Patrick: Wow, that's the first time anybody's called me smart in my lifetime.
Sergeant: THAT IS IT! TWENTY PUSH-UPS, RIGHT NOW!
(Patrick gets on his knees and starts doing push-ups.)
Sergeant: WHAT THE TARTER SAUCE IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU A MAN?
Patrick: Last time I checked.
Sergeant: THEN GET OFF THOSE KNEES AND START DOING REAL PUSH-UPS!
(Patrick does push-ups with his knees off the ground. He starts sweating.)
Patrick: I don't like this.
Sergeant: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE THIS! YOU ARE IN THE ARMY!
Patrick: The army? I thought this was Spanish class!
(Patrick packs his suitcase and leaves.)
Sergeant: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? I WILL HAVE YOU CHARGED WITH DESERTION! DON'T YOU (coughs) shoot i lost my voice
(What a twist!)
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