French

== Background Information ==
The French are a Species which live in France. They look like humans, but can often be seen leaking black goo which burns the skin and kills plant life. When not pretending to be normal to lure unsuspecting victims, this goo leaks from their mouth and eyes, occasionally even their hands and feet. While being a major threat throughout history since their rise, in 2011 they were almost completely eradicated by the Rabbids. Some, however, escaped and survive throughout the world lying in wait for the moment to rise again.
== Description ==
=== Physical Characteristics ===
Much like human beings, The french are bipedal and humanoid, and likely have many similar biological characteristics. They often will have poorer dental health, and often will be much paler than any person. It is unknown if this dental health is because of their diet of snails, cigarettes and piss or not.
=== Intellegence ===
French people are not seen as having superior intellect than humans, but rather use their similar intelligence to fool humans. Often, they will pretend to be a human and find someone in need, help them, and lull them into a false sense of security before the person either discovers they are french or dies.
=== Attire ===
French people will often be wearing a stripped black and white leotard with a black French Barret. Sometimes this leotard will bear the tricolor flag of France.
=== Anomalous behaviors ===
French people are seemingly unable to be killed by normal means, as Edward Regnuard is mortally wounded several times in Act 4 and yet is not killed. While we know that French people can be killed, it is possible that they are able to earn "extra lives", or are otherwise protected in some way. It is not yet explained why or how this is. The french also have their goo, which burns the skin, kills plant life and corrupts the soil which it touches. It is likely this is fixable, however, since lands in Europe that would have been conquered by the French soldiers in the Napoleonic war is still habitable today.
== Behavior ==
=== Diet ===
French "people" subsist mainly off of snails and baguettes, with secondary foods being croissants, cigarettes, piss, and black and white silent art films. When threatened, they can take up a normal diet for up to 215 days. If they do not eat any cigarettes, snails and art films or drink any piss, they will immediately drop dead. This is hard, however, as they produce piss adequate to sustain this requirement.
=== Territorial behavior ===
French people, much like humans, are very territorial and tribal. Throughout history, even the french have had their realm split and fragmented, most notably between the medieval conflict between the central french crown, their vassals and the kingdom of Burgundy. Since then, they have unified, and even tried to extend the borders of their nation state several times, most notably during the Napoleonic Wars.
=== Reproduction ===
French people reproduce the same way humans do, and many (such as Edward Regnuard) are seemingly attracted to humans as well. Humans and French people can reproduce together, and the result will often simply be a normal human. One notable exception is Tom, who's father is a french pineapple. He has black voids for eyes and is generally unlikable, however this may also be due to potential Sewer Person heritage. The most famous example is Napoleon Bonerfart, son of Arthur Wellesley and Napoleon Boneparte. This frenchness can be removed by drinking or making contact with the blood of Napoleon Boneparte. The french have also been thought to have interbred with The Simpsons, although the Simpsons claim the french came to their lands due to inbreeding with themselves.
=== Language ===
The french people speak French, which to anyone else (other than the Rabbids) is only heard as high pitched ringing. Any writing in french will give the user progressively worse and worse migraines until they are unable or unwilling to continue reading. As of yet, no one has deciphered the language.
== Range ==
The french originally came from the region known as France, and have mainly stayed in the region other than a secretive colony in Springfield. While a select few have scattered since the Rabbid Invasion, A majority of the french have perished fighting the Rabbids.
== Origin ==
While the exact point the French were created is hard to pinpoint, the first point they became a threat was with the invasion of Gaul by the french Under Clovis I in the 490s AD. Before this, it is unknown when the French were first created, but they are thought by the Milkmen to be creations of Apa. After this point, France would remain united or partially united until the Rabbid Invasion.
== Notable Members ==
* Edward Regnuard
* Napoleon Boneparte
== Fun Facts ==
* As the french were created by Apa, the french have absolutely no relation to any human beings.
* Although the french revolution occurred, it is unknown as to how, as the French in this timeline would have never helped the Americans due to their evil and despised nature.
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