The Battle of Lemongrad

== THE BATTLE ==
Allied forces stormed the only terminal point on the map, which was just a small cube on a snowy plain surrounded by sandbags. The game lagged so fucking bad that it took no joke two minutes to actually kill someone, so you could fill someone with lead and have them die a long time later. The terminal was also affected by the insane lag, and it also took a long time to capture it.
At some point everyone didn't give a fuck about the terminal so we just pushed into RCPC's spawn, a massive fucking tank they called "THE TERMINATOR" rolled right over our heads in a trench but the driver was a dumbass and somehow got killed, resulting in a member of the FP or Pact of Steel capturing it. We went into a section straight from the game "D-Day" just no joke a section ripped straight from there and massacred like three troops that were stationed there. Nooblord gave them PPSH's while we were stuck with bolt action Karabiners. Tidez boasted about having the highest amount of kills (6 kills, while he also had 5 deaths [keep in mind an ally had 6-7 kills with only 0 or 1 death]) and he got roasted for it or something.
== AFTERMATH ==
Nooblord stopped the battle when we were right about to pass the stolen D-Day section. He said that the battle was "50/50" meaning it was a tie, meanwhile we hit them harder than Tidez' dad hits his mom, anyways everyone cheered and Nooblord did an awesome cope move in his Discord server. The end.
Category:Honk War III Battles