Church signs

Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
Some examples are listed below in the "Quotes" section
==Quotes==
Various signs
: Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
: Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)
: The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.
: God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best
: The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
: Under same management for over 2000 years.
: Soul food served here.
: Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
: It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
: Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
: Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
: Forbidden fruits make the worst jams
: Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. 
==Links==
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