Branch/Quotes

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*"My name is Branch and I am a Troll. Why do I live in a heavily fortified survival bunker? Because right outside my door lurks a nightmare named Poppy. Poppy is the leader of the Trolls, and it's not her fault she's so insanely happy. She's just never faced a real problem until now."
*"THE BERGENS ARE COMING! ARGH!!"
*"You all said I was crazy. Well, who's crazy now?! Me, crazy prepared."
*"Why don't you try scrapbooking them to freedom?"
*"There will be no more... scrapbooking."
*"You don't know anything, Poppy, and I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows, cause it isn't."
*"Seriously, more singing?"
*"I don't sing and I don't relax. This is the way I am and I like it. I also like a little silence!"
*"I don't like the looks of him. I mean, who wears socks without shoes?"
*"Thank you for that demonstration. Really cleared up exactly what I will not be doing."
*"Face it, Poppy, sometimes, people go in to other people's mouths and they don't come out!"
*"Because singing killed my grandma, OKAY?! Now leave me alone."
*"What are you doing? It's not hug time."
*"Happiness is inside of all of us, right? Sometimes, you just need someone to help you find it."
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* *singing* "Just call me Angel of the Morning, angel. Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby. I'm going down into the bunker, angel. And I'll be sippin' on coffee in the morning, baby."
*"Poppy... You didn't sleep on it, did you?"
* *sighs* "I'll go put some pants on."
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*"Ooh, one more picture! My butt has literally never looked better." (Model Behavior)
*"No sweat. My boom is locked and loaded." (Model Behavior)
*"The man in the moon is really a little boy fishing." (The Imposter)
*"Whoah, okay. I was here for this part!" (Giggleyum)
*"See? No such thing as bad luck!" (Gem Day)
*"Who doesn't love a good dare?" (Truth or Dare)
*"I'm not a child!" (Funsgiving)
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*"Yeah, it is sad. But... life is sad sometimes, so... I kinda like it."
*"Differences do matter."
*"So... why do I care about you more than anybody else in the world? Weird, right...?"
*"Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! Why does Barb get to decide which music gets to be saved? All music should be saved."
*"This is a terrible idea that will most likely blow up in your face."
*"ROCK ON!!" 
*"Who's ready to get ripping tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we still need office jobs?! Rah!"
*"And I love you, Queen Poppy."
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*"Ooh! I think I broke my butt."
*"You know, the thing I like most about the holidays is just being together with you."
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*"I feel like I'm gonna barf and pass out and... How'd you know?"
*"It's my fault. I ruined everything."
*"Well look at the time, we're going be late for the Royal wedding let's go get married."
*"What? I mean let's get Bridget and Gristle married."
*"Correction. Used to be my brother. Not anymore."
*"Nothing. Super Happy. This is our most fun mission yet. Yay."
*"I'll do it to save Floyd when I have to. But I'm not doing it right now just for funsies."
*"I can't believe I remembered every word and every step."
*"John Dory, I have no idea why you saved these. It incredibly disgusting, but I’m glad you did."
*"You're mad at him, but you guys do the exact same thing to me. You all still treat me like the baby of the family. But guess what? I stopped being a baby the day you guys walked out on me, cuz I had too. Then Grandma got eaten and there was no one else to take care of me. This time, I'm walking out on you."
*"To save Floyd. Alone. I didn't need them growing up and I don't need them now."
*"Guys. Poppy said something earlier and she was right. We don’t have to be perfect to be in harmony. We just have to be as we are. Together."
*"I-I built the hideout, Floyd. Except the ten-story waterslide... Floyd."
*"What? You didn't think BroZone was the only band I've ever been in did you? Please."
*"Poppy, I have a small proposal. Will you… You know me too well. Now get up here and sing with us."
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*"Hide the coconuts!" (Troll 2 Troll)
Category:Quotes