Captain John "1 Man War Machine" Jones

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==Early life==
Not much is known, except that he is from Jamestown in the 13 Colonies. He was born into a family of Rich Merchants! He was a very violent Child from his toddler age up. One example is, he chased the Family maid around the property with a Steak Knife at age 3. At age 4 he burned down Farmer James Wellingtons entire house with a match. He was also known for his sense of humor. He had a very sadistic love of seeing things go "BOOM!!!!!". 
==Onto the Navy==
He served in the Navy for 1 month, but was booted from the British Navy, because he accidently blew up an entire British War Fleet.
==Piracy==
He was a poor man growing up, but still blew things up. One day people mistaked Firecrackers for him blowing up a tool shed. He turned to piracy at age 25. He had natural leadership ability, and recruited a whole regime of people. He had over 150 crew members for a small sloop. One day while he was sailing he came across a French War Ship, Mar De Plata. He didn't comendere the ship, but he just simply threw barrels of gun powder on the ship, and shot the first barrel, the ship exploded into billions of tiny peices. Eventually after becoming one of the most world renownd pirates for his raids, and debt to Davy Jones for blowing up the hull of the Flying Dutchmen. He one day came apon a huge British War ship "The Expoditionary", he killed the entire crew of the ship with a simple round from his favorite Blunderbuss. They took it and he renamed it "The Marauder". The Marauder sailed as one of the most feared ships ever to sail. He died in 1746 of being caught in a explosion, 3 miles off shore by the Cape of Good Hope in Africa.
==Stats==
Born - 1666
Died - 1746
Height - 6 ft 10
Weight - 350 lbs.
Nicknames - Madog, Mr.Explosion, Captain Boom, 1 Man War Machine.
Possessions - Dozens of Cannons, Remains of Exploded Heads, Dozens of Other Weapons, Dozens of Firearms
==Pictures of Him, and Weapons Owned==
Category:Pirates
Category:POTCO
Category:POTCO Characters