Two and a Quarter Chub

== Overview ==
Two and a Quarter Chub is a regular caller.
== Detailed Biography ==
Placeholder for past canon.
During "Scores on Scores Part 3," they are greeted by Two and a Quarter Chub, a regular caller who has decided to visit the studio for the first time ever due to the red carpet the DJs laid outside in honor of the Academy Awards. Two is much more southern than the DJs remember, and he begins to regale them with stories about his life in his parish, which is named something that sounds like Bayoutrosh. His family raised bulls in the area, and he is a big fan of both gumbo and "jumbo."
== Appearances ==
Scores on Scores Part 3