Skate Or Die

is a Melee weapon that, within the PG3D Lore, came from the mythic being known as Photorealistic Tony Hawk.
== Appearance ==
It is a perfectly generic, photorealistic skateboard. The phrase "SK8 OR DIE" is carved into the bottom of the wooden deck, which is visible to opponents.
== Strategy ==
As the Area Damage melee weapon with the largest hit radius, Skate Or Die is exceptionally easy to use, with the drawback that it can only hit non-skaters.
=== Tips ===
* Children usually don't know how to skateboard. This makes them prime targets.
* Aim to hit as many people as possible; This is especially easy in enclosed spaces, such as those found in Silent School, or Area 52.
* Do not try and rush people with Heavy Weapons. Skate Or Die is made out of wood. You will die before they even read the cool carvings on the deck.
=== Counters ===
* Learn how to skateboard, in order to gain immunity to the weapon.
* Pick off the users from a medium distance using Heavy Weapons.
* It has a mediocre swing speed, so take advantage of this by getting hits in between blows.
== Supported Maps ==
* Silent School
* Area 52
== Trivia ==
* Owning the board unlocks the PG3D Cheat Codes Section. Unfortunately, as of the time of writing, the only functional cheat is "EvilChimneySweep", which unlocks Demon Skater Mode.
* The existence of Photorealistic Tony Hawk implies that other extreme sports celebrities may exist in their regular, non-pixelated forms within the PG3D Universe.
* Upon buying the weapon, it is impossible to make Micro-transactions within the game. This is referred to as "Photorealistic Tony Hawk's Radical Blessing". 
Category:Weapons
Category:Melee
Category:Area Damage
Category:Joke Weapons