The Skull Crusader Reigns

The Skull Crusader Reigns is a fanfiction written and published on Wattpad by TheDerp-ist.
==Synopsis==
A new continuation of The Coon series. Stella Thorn, a student and DJ by day, but a super heroine by night, discovers The Coon for the first time. She falls in love with him, while Professor Chaos reveals jealousy over the two.
==Plot==
===Chapter 1: Humble Beginnings===
The Skull Crusader's POV
Gather friends and family and will tell you a tragic and romantic story of a heroine. It has been 4 years since Cthulhu roamed earth and caused chaos to the burning man festival, organic foods stores, and even a Justin Bieber concert, i thought to myself, should i be a hero or villain, i choose to be a hero, i been roaming the streets of South Park for 8 months, trying to protect the mountain town, you are thinking, i am......The Skull Crusader, ok, we get it now said Toolshed, your correct i said, you will make a good replacement for Mint-Berry Crunch said Mysterion, yup said Human Kite, your first job is to guard Professor Chaos and The Coon said Toolshed, Timmy! said Iron Maiden, okay, if you say so i replied. c'mon you motherfuckers! said Coon, it is not worth it said Chaos, okay you buttholes, if you get out, you will be freakin' dead! i said to them, ok mr.asswipe said Coon, actully im a girl i said, da fuq?!?! he said, yup, im a gal, pal i replied, wow said Chaos in shock, you better stay in there i replied, ok they said.
The Coon's POV
Gather believers in good and i will tell you a tale about a hero, i was a hero with my pal, Cthulhu, helping making a world a better place, but Mysterion arrived called me a fat fuck, i was defeated by Mint-Berry Crunch, i was put in a cell until i turn good. c'mon you motherfuckers! I said, it is not worth it said Chaos, okay you buttholes, if you get out, you will be freakin' dead! said Skull Crusader to us, ok mr.asswipe said Coon, actully im a girl she said, da fuq?!?! i said yup, im a gal, pal she replied, wow said Chaos in shock, you better stay in there i replied, ok i said with Chaos, no offense but this Skull Crusader guy is going down.
===Chapter 2: The Nightful Dusk===
The Skull Crusader's POV
I Knew there was a feeling in my chest, these guys are up to goodness, so i let them out, i said if i get caught, you are so dead! Ok skeletonface said Coon, hey fat ass! My name is The Skull Crusader! I shouted, follow me i continued, ok honey said Chaos in a lovey duvy mood, well i felt creeped out, well what Coon went up to me and gave me a kiss on the cheek, maybe he is flirting with me, well anyways, we went outside of the base and Chaos went to his lair, and a guy named General Dissray, and Coon just sat with me by the night.
The Coon's POV
But i thought to myself, this girl is very attractive, she might be a hot chick, Ok skeletonface i said, hey fat ass! My name is The Skull Crusader! she shouted, follow me i continued, ok honey said Chaos in a lovey duvy mood, well i felt creeped out of my mind, well what i did was i went up to me and gave her a kiss on the cheek, maybe i is flirting with her because, i dig chicks saying "The Coon is so dreamy", well anyways, we went outside of the base and Chaos went to his lair, with General Disarray waiting for him, and i just sat with her by the night.
==External Links==
*"The Skull Crusader Reigns" on Wattpad
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