118795-suggestion-for-jb-blanc-the-caretaker

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			You're playing a hologram; try turning away from the mic when you breathe.	
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A CARTOON hologram.
 
Aka, who cares. He's still hilarious. +1 for Caretaker.	
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			Well if the intent was to make the Caretaker sound as human (or Eldan I guess) as possible why wouldn't you include simulated breathing effects?	
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It has a nose.  Why does it have a nose?  It doesn't need to breathe.  The sort of creature it emulates doesn't use its nose to communicate nonverbally, as it does its eyes and mouth.  It even seems to have pectoral muscles.  WHY HAS IT GOT PECTORAL MUSCLES?  There's a book in front of it that it seems to flip through.  Isn't it an AI that can just summon the relevant data from within itself?  Why bother with the phony book?  And what's with the hood?  Is it cold or something?
 
It would seem that the Caretaker has a variety of unnecessary affectations that impart personality to the AI.  It doesn't need to breathe.  Neither does it need to yell at you, but it does.	
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It has a nose.  Why does it have a nose?  It doesn't need to breathe.  The sort of creature it emulates doesn't use its nose to communicate nonverbally, as it does its eyes and mouth.  It even seems to have pectoral muscles.  WHY HAS IT GOT PECTORAL MUSCLES?  There's a book in front of it that it seems to flip through.  Isn't it an AI that can just summon the relevant data from within itself?  Why bother with the phony book?  And what's with the hood?  Is it cold or something?
 
It would seem that the Caretaker has a variety of unnecessary affectations that impart personality to the AI.  It doesn't need to breathe.  Neither does it need to yell at you, but it does.
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Leave the Caretaker alone! Even more so the evil Caretaker.
 
He cracks me up every time :)	
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Holy hell, I thought the day would never come for me to talk about Eldan breathing.
No, really, Eldans are the biggest mouthbreathers in the galaxy.
Every datacube is 1/3 deep inhalation through the mouth.
I was tempted to keep a tally, but it grosses me out too much to try.	
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Leave the Caretaker alone! Even more so the evil Caretaker.
 
He cracks me up every time :)
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