Lazlo Chestnut

== Overview ==
Lazlo Chestnut is a tabloid publisher based in Sioux Falls, ID.
== Detailed Biography ==
Lazlo Chestnut the founding editor of three of the four most popular tabloid magazines in western South Dakota. He is based out of Sioux Falls and is also familiar with Weecho, the region's most famous bellboy.
Chestnut's three tabloids are Horsey Express, Donkey Express, and The Unnamed Magazine. The most popular magazine in the area is actually Tractor Monthly, but he doesn't want to spend much time talking about it. Instead, he wants to talk about a fourth publication called Sweater Music, which boasts the tagline "ways to express your inner sweater." Unsurprisingly, he has curated sweater songs for the DJs to play throughout the show.
He is at the station to promote the publishing company's latest anthology, which covers 1,686 of the biggest organized crimes in western South Dakota. When asked about his background, Chestnut reveals that he was born in 1784 and attributes his longevity to eating green onions prepared multiple ways. This also means he's definitely not a vampire. He also loves the movie Orlando featuring Tilda Swinton.
== Appearances ==
Sweater Weather