John Marston vs. Niko Bellic

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==Cast==
Brandon Lorbes as John Marston
MCGamingFTW as Niko Bellic
LazySundayPaper as Jimmy Hopkins
Rockstar's Righteous
==Lyrics==
=== John: ===
My name is John Marston, you're my new outlaw
I’ll change your life like I did with Van Der Linde, Williamson, and Escuella
Liberty City, my ass, that ain’t where you’re living
You were only sent there because Yugoslav hated what you’ve given
I’m experienced gunman, marksman, rider and hunter
So can you just bear with me and put down the blunt, sir?
Don’t even try to draw with me, because when it comes to guns, you’re bad
Because you always need it your way, you lonely, sad man
===Niko:===
Don’t get me pissed to make me steal every one of your little horses
I’ve committed tons of crimes and still not busted by the police forces
Let me tell you who’s the better mascot that Rockstar deserves you bitch
If I was in your early gang, you wouldn’t fail that robbery in 1906
I’ve been living the war life ever since my eyes first opened
Whenever I steal a vehicle, it always ends with an explosion
You’re always drunk on the job, and your cousin rejects the tits
So just go off to the sunset Johnny Boy, go back to sucking dick
===John:===
I returned Undead and I cured a disease when I just showed up
If a bomb went off near you, I bet you wouldn’t have the time to jump
You don’t deserve the name of Nikolai, just because of all the vodka drinks
And you’re hands are still dirty even from your crappy safe house sinks
===Niko:===
I’m taking in the trash out on this this government boy from Blackwater
I’ll run you over with a taxi cab and me and Roman will give you slaughter
We’ll tell everyone your death’s unknown, call it the Lost and the Damned
Hell, you don’t even know what killed your daughter and no one will ever, man
===John:===
DRAW! Too late, you’re dead, now get out, there’s a new sheriff in town
===Niko:===
Just one little tip, don’t open the barn door or you’ll get sprayed by cows
===Jimmy Hopkins:===
Good evening ladies, now put down those little rifles
I am a message from Bullworth Academy so respect my arrival
I’ve been most popular in school and they give me all the glory
So don’t make me kick your asses and then I’ll mark my territory
I can walk in public with just my underwear, I don’t care
So think twice before you shoot me with my stink bombs if you dare
I help my people by bullying; see what kind of twist I got?
You’re a gringo, you’re too poor, I’m awesome, smell my socks
Now it was nice meeting you both, I liked this chat we’ve had
But I gotta go-kart out now, don’t be mad, be glad
And if I see you here again, don’t think I won’t ignore you
So you better keep that nose clean or I’ll clean it for you
==Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/john-marston-vs-niko-bellic
==Rap Battle (Karaoke)==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiPWs2Exk7o
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won?
John Marston
Niko Bellic
Jimmy Hopkins
</poll>