Unknown Reappearance

Unknown Reappearance is the thirtieth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on January 1, 2020, and was written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Rocky is eating bacon)
Rocky: What? It’s good for you.
Cici: i’M vEgAn AnD tHaT’s IlLeGaL! (slaps the bacon out of his hands)
Rocky: Hey! (slaps Cici with a glove)
Cici: Where did you get that glove from?
Rocky: From my rock hard ass.
Cici: oh.
Jasbre: HEY! I ASKED FOR YOUR ID!
Dan: Shut up, I’m VEGAN!
Jasbre: Fine, have it your way. (he throws a carrot at Dan’s face and attempts to grab his ID)
Dan: Hey, you can’t have that! That’s private property!
Jasbre: Privacy isn’t a thing anymore, now gimme!
Dan: No!
Jasbre: (slaps Dan in the face) I said GIMME THE ID OR I’M CALLING THE FA- (coughs) I mean, just give it to me or else.
Dan: Ugh, fine. (gives up his ID)
Jasbre: Thank you for your patronage. (walks over to Cici) How about your ID, sir?
Cici: Jasbre, what’s gotten into you? I thought you were the king, not the thief of Fanonland!
Jasbre: King? Never! ID, please.
Cici: Ugh. Fine… (gives away his ID as well)
(Meanwhile…)
Matchy: Guys, it’s dinner time!
Crazy: Finally. I’m starving.
Purple: Crazy, no. We’re escaping, not eating.
Crazy: Aww. But I want some lasagna.
Matchy: The lasagna is a bitch. Now let’s go, guys.
(Matchy gives the two a spoon and tells them to dig with her)
Crazy: I’m already exhausted.
Purple: How long do we have to do this for?
Matchy: According to a prisoner, around 2 hours.
Crazy: I can’t wait any longer. I need that lasagna NOW.
Matchy: Crazy, no!
Purple: It’s too late, he’s out the cell and into the cafeteria.
Crazy: LASAGNA! HELL YEAH! (eats so fast that food gets on another prisoner’s face)
Other prisoner: Grrr….. (punches Crazy so hard he flies back into the cell)
Matchy: Crazy, welcome back!
Crazy: (dizzy) Ugh….
(Meanwhile… again…)
Jasbre: Good, I have all those guys’ IDs… now to give them to the big boss… 
Cici: Hiya Jasbre, what’s shakin’?
Jasbre: (noticeably startled) AHHH! Don’t scare me like that! I was- I mean- ugh.
Cici: Whatever man, we all do that sometimes. Why were you acting weird out there?
Jasbre: Secret mission.
Cici: Oh. Hopefully this doesn’t affect us or anything.
Jasbre: I dunno. We’ll just wait and see, I guess.
Cici: Okay, see ya later, Jas.
Jasbre: Bye. (Cici leaves) That was a close one. He almost caught me.
(Meanwhile… again… ugh, we need a new narrator.)
(The trio have almost finished digging the hole)
Crazy: How long have we been digging for?
Matchy: Nearly two hours. Looks like the guy was right after all.
Purple: Thank god. I think I’m getting arthritis early in my life.
Crazy: I already have carpal tunnel… 
Matchy: And we’re done. Whew, surprised I don’t have either of those things right now.
Purple: WHOA.
Matchy: Holy crap!
Crazy: o
(They see a gaping hole… through the gaping hole they just made)
Crazy: You think it’s a cave?
Purple: Maybe it’s an underground railroad.
Matchy: Purple, get yourself together, this isn’t the 19th century.
Purple: What century are we in, then?
Matchy: I have no clue.
Crazy: I think there’s people down there!
Purple: Say what now? (he sees someone digging in the hole, and realizes they’re looking at an underground society) HOLY SHIT GUYS!
Matchy: What?
Purple: There’s a society down there!
Matchy: Are my parents down there? Better not be my mom, she’d embarrass me.
Crazy: Both my parents embarrass me, gimme a break.
Matchy: Let’s go down there, maybe they know a good way out.
Purple: Good idea.
(To be continued…)
Jack: Mom, can I have a strawberry frosty?
Mom: Those don’t exist, sweetie.
Jack: (explodes)
(End)
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