There's a Party Here in Agrabah/Wedding and Honeymoon Plans

(Outside on the streets of Agrabah in front of the palace, the people have gathered for the big announcement from Charlie and Sasha. Then the palace residents emerged from the gates and Charlie and Sasha came up to the people proudly. The palace residents with Charlie and Sasha are Itchy, Hook, Smee, Hook’s pirate guards, Figment, Popple, Yoshi, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Raksha, Fidget, Stellaluna, and Leatherhead, Pazu, and Sheeta’s groups)
Charlie: People of Agrabah, today we have an important, and good, announcement!
Sasha: After a long waiting anticipation…!
Charlie and Sasha: Pazu and Sheeta’s groups are finally going to be married in a few days!
(The people cheered. The only one not excited, however, is Hook. He is standing there with his arms crossed, giving a flat look. Smee turned to him happily, oblivious of his flat look)
Smee: Well, Captain. Looks like in a few days, the former street rat and his friends are gonna change from outlaws to in-laws!
Hook: I highly doubt it.
(Then the palace residents, except Hook, turned to Figment happily)
Itchy: And to commence the celebration, Figment will treat us to a little entertainment!
(The people cheered again. Then Figment walked up to the people a’la Willy Wonka’s entrance from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” cane, top hat, and all. The people quieted down, looking calmly eager. Then after Figment lets the cane go, he took his top hat off, and then a forward cartwheel with a smile. The people cheered again)
Leatherhead: (To the palace residents, applauding) Good ol’ Figment.
(After the cheering and applauding calmed down, Figment then spoke up proudly)
Figment: This is, indeed, a proud, happy day for Agrabah!
(Then he magically duplicates himself)
Figment: (To his clones) Hit it!
(Then Figment reverts back to one Figment again as music starting playing and then turned into a marching band leader and begins singing)
Figment: There’s a party here in Agrabah
There’s excitement in the air
People pouring in from near and far
‘Cause Sheeta and Pazu’s groups
Are gonna have a wedding
(Then he transformed into a tap-dancing sailor)
Figment: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Everybody will be there
(Then he changed into a pauper and a shah respectively and playfully messed with Aziz’s hair, much to his and his parents’ laughing delight)
Figment: So if you’re a pauper or a shah
Do something with your hair
(Then he magically gave each citizen a list of things to wear for the upcoming wedding)
Figment: You mustn’t wear an outfit that’s naughty
A turban that’s unraveling just won’t do
No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
You’re gonna look gorgeous when I get through
(Then magically turned into a French painter, painting a picture of Pazu and Sheeta’s groups flying together with Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx)
Figment: (In a French accent) There’s a party here in Agrabah
So I’m goin’ to paint the town
If you want to see what colors are
Follow me around
(Then he duplicates himself again into a group of graduation students)
Figments: Pazu’s group’s getting married
And it’s gonna be
The wedding of the century
(Then Figment returns to normal and after conjuring up a Japanese confetti ball, he, with Pazu and Sheeta’s groups, pulled the string, spilling confetti over themselves)
Figment: My buddies are getting married
And you’re gonna see
Just how much I can do
(Then he transformed into a safari explorer, then a Jewish boy attending a bar mitzvah, then a hula dancer, and then finally, a 16 year old boy attending his sixteenth birthday)
Figment: You’ve heard of your safari, bar mitzvahs
People: Ah
Figment: You’ve all been to a luau, or a sweet sixteen
People: Huh
(Then he turned himself into a chef)
Figment: Well, none of them compare to what this is
The food’ll be disgusting
By evening you’ll be busting
(Then the three harem girls joined in with Figment)
Harem girls: There’s a party here in Agrabah
And it’s got us all aglow
(Then Figment turned himself into Rocky Balboa)
Figment: (Imitating Sylvester Stallone) If those street rats could’ve come so far
Maybe I could do it
Sure, there’s nothin’ to it
(Then a snobby woman with her husband shrugged)
Snobby woman: There’s a party here in Agrabah
But we’re not sure that we’ll go
For although the brides are lah-tee-dah
The grooms are awfully low
Popple: (Offended) Hey!
(Then everyone went inside the palace as Figment pretended to be Walter Cronkite)
Figment: (Imitating Walter Cronkite) And now we take you down to the palace
Where everyone has celebrated all night long
(Then he held up the toy puppet versions of Myotismon’s group)
Figment: Without Myotismon’s group’s malice
(He throws the puppets aside happily)
Figment: Everybody’s happy
Leatherhead: What could possibly go wrong?
(Elsewhere in Agrabah, in their hideout, a group of familiar thieves are preparing for something, revealed to be Mr. Swackhammer, Ruggedo the Nome King, their thieves, and even Demidevimon, Pain, Panic, Arukenimon, and Mummymon. But they aren’t the only ones there, shockingly. With them in the same room helping them out, hidden in the shadows, are another group of thieves, but we don’t know who they are yet)
Swackhammer’s gang and mysterious thieves: There’s a party here in Agrabah
And we’re gonna rob them blind
Mysterious thieves’ leader 1: While they’re all munching caviar
Mysterious thieves’ leader 2: Create a small disturbance
Mysterious thieves’ leaders: We’ll sneak up from behind
(Back inside the palace, the servants have gathered up all the wedding gifts in the throne room. Watching this, Fidget, Popple, Yoshi, and Stellaluna are sitting around, enjoying the view)
Fidget: There’s a party here in Agrabah
And the gifts are pouring in
Popple: I like this wedding stuff so far
Stellaluna: Maybe if we’re lucky
Fidget, Stellaluna, and Popple: We’ll get to keep a present
(Figment and the palace residents are then organizing everything for the upcoming wedding)
Figment: We’ve ordered just a few tasteful flowers
Spyro and Cynder: And valets who’ll carefully park for you
Sparx, Spike, and Ember: The bridesmaids are preparing their dresses for hours
Mane Seven and Stallion Seven: Girls, you look just lovely
Raksha and Leatherhead: And so grown-up too
Figment: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Raksha: Gifts are filling up the rooms
Leatherhead: But there's something missing....
(Then they noticed Pazu and Sheeta’s groups are missing)
Leatherhead: Yes, aha
(Smee got confused while everyone smiled in realization)
Smee: Where are the brides and grooms?
(The palace residents then found Pazu and Sheeta’s groups on the balcony, enjoying the view)
Soarin: There they are.
(They then joined them in watching the view)
Itchy: Enjoying the view?
Pazu and Sheeta’s groups: Yep.
Sparx: Are you seven excited as we are that you’re going to be hitched?
Pazu and Sheeta’s groups: (Nods with smiles) Of course.
Snake: And to think of howsssss far we came….
(The group smiled softly. Then the song resumed)
Pazu: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Sharkboy: And the party’s all for us
Gangreen Gang: Just look, you guys, at where we are
Pazu’s group: And how our dreams have come to be
Sheeta: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Lavagirl: And I can’t believe it’s true
Dazzlings: After all this waiting, here we are
Sheeta’s group: We’ll finally get so say “I do”
Pazu’s group: We never, ever had real families
Sheeta’s group: We never, ever had real true friends
Pazu and Sheeta’s groups: Someone who could just understand us....
(Then Popple noticed the people watching this in happiness and then broke it up)
Popple: Hey, c’mon, you guys
This mush has gotta end
(Then they resumed their celebration)
Figment: There’s a party here in Agrabah
And it’s starting in a few days
Let’s get you dressed
‘Cause you're the stars
Then in a few days, it’s your wedding, yays
(Then he magically helped Pazu and Sheeta’s groups try out their wedding attires, until they found their own perfect wedding outfits and tried them on. Pazu is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, cream colored Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a yellow sleeveless tunic with brown trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, cream colored pants, brown Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a cream colored turban with brown linings and a yellow feather with a purple gem in the center. Sharkboy is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, navy blue Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a blue sleeveless tunic with gray trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, navy blue pants, gray Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a navy blue turban with gray linings and a gray feather with a blue gem in the center. Ace is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, purple Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a lavender sleeveless tunic with lilac trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, purple pants, lilac Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a purple turban with gray linings and a lavender feather with a purple gem in the center. Snake is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, orange Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a yellow sleeveless tunic with brown trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, orange pants, brown Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and an orange turban with brown linings and a yellow feather with an orange gem in the center in place of his usual brown kangol hat. Arturo is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, red Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a red sleeveless tunic with white trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, red pants, white Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a red turban with white linings and a white feather with a red gem in the center. Grubber is now a handsome-looking normal boy that speaks, and wearing a long-sleeved, very long, dark red Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a beige sleeveless tunic with brown trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, dark red pants, brown Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a dark red turban with brown linings and a brown feather with a reddish orange gem in the center. Billy is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, green Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a sky blue sleeveless tunic with yellow trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, green pants, yellow Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a green turban with yellow linings and a blue feather with a green gem in the center. Sheeta is now wearing a white long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with gold yellow linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, and transparent white ruffles on her dress, a white headband, gold yellow Arabian shoes, a purple jewel on a gold brooch, white daisies in her hair, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil. Lavagirl is now wearing a light red long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with red linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, transparent light red ruffles on her dress, and red flame designs all over it, a red headband, red Arabian shoes, a purple jewel on a gold brooch, red roses in her hair, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil. Adagio is now wearing a lilac long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with purple linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, and transparent lavender ruffles on her dress, a lavender headband, purple Arabian shoes, a purple jewel on a gold brooch, lavender daisies in her hair, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil. Aria is now wearing a turquoise long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with white linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, and transparent turquoise ruffles on her dress, a turquoise headband, gold yellow Arabian shoes, a turquoise jewel on a gold brooch, blue morning glories in her hair, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil. Starlight is now wearing a navy blue long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with gold yellow linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, transparent pink ruffles (With white stars on them) on her dress, and gold yellow stars all over it, a navy blue headband with gold yellow stars on it, gold yellow Arabian shoes, a blue jewel on a gold brooch, blue cornflowers in her hair, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil. Sonata is now wearing a pink long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with dark pink linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, and transparent pink ruffles on her dress, a pink headband, gold yellow Arabian shoes, a pink jewel on a gold brooch, pink carnations in her hair, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil. And Trixie is now wearing a blue long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with purple linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, and transparent yellow ruffles on her dress, a blue headband, gold yellow Arabian shoes, a purple jewel on a gold brooch, purple zinnias in her hair, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil)
Everyone: Pazu’s group’s getting married
And it’s gonna be the wedding of the century
Amazing how Pazu’s group
Could’ve come so far
Figment, Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx: They’re finally getting married
Charlie, Sasha, and Itchy: They’re finally getting married
Hook, Smee, Leatherhead, and pirate guards: They’re finally getting married
Popple, Fidget, and Stellaluna: (Surprised at the pile of gifts) Look at all these presents
Sheeta’s group: We’re finally getting married
Raksha: (With Yoshi chirping this line with her) You’re finally getting married
Pazu’s group: We’re finally getting married
Mane Seven, Stallion Seven, Spike, Ember, and people: They’re finally getting married
Everyone: At the party in Agrabah
Such a sight to see
Come on, go with me
To the party in Agrabah
(The song over, everyone cheered again. Later at Pazu’s group’s former home, with Pazu and Sheeta’s groups back in their main attires, the group, except Hook, Smee, and their guards, is hanging around, eating lunch and packing up)
Itchy: Boy, we haven’t had a great celebration party since Pazu’s group came here, pretending to be princes.
Spike: And when we celebrated Pazu and Sheeta’s engagement after kicking Myotismon’s group’s butts by turning them into genies.
Applejack: (To Pazu and Sheeta’s groups) So, loverbirds, have any honeymoon plans?
Pazu and Sheeta’s group: Not yet.
Pazu: We’re debating whether or not we could honeymoon in Athens or Paris.
Sheeta: Or maybe even Hawaii or Japan.
Charlie: Well, it’s your wedding. You can decide anytime you want.
Mane Seven: (Giving a thumb’s up) Yep.
(Then after the Mane Seven and Ember walked away, the Stallion Seven and Spike ushered everyone in a huddle after shushing them)
Group: (Whispering) What?
(Spike and the Stallion Seven then secretly showed the group their own engagement rings, making them realize quietly as Spike and the Stallion Seven hid their rings)
Sonata: (Whispering) You’re gonna…?
Spike: (Whispering) Yep!
Stallion Seven: (Whispering) We’re gonna ask Ember and the Mane Seven to marry us.
(Glad to hear that, the group silently ushered Spike and the Stallion Seven to go take their chance to propose to Ember and the Mane Seven. Taking that chance, Spike and the Stallion Seven went up to Ember and the Mane Seven and cleared their throats, getting their attention)
Ember and Mane Seven: Yes?
Spike and Stallion Seven: (In high-pitched voices) Girls.
(They cleared their throats)
Spike and Stallion Seven: (In normal voices) Girls.
Spike: This is a nice beautiful day, isn’t it?
Ember: It is, indeed.
Braeburn: And seeing Pazu and Sheeta’s groups about to finally be married is, well, a dream come true, but it also made our hearts all a-flutter.
Fluttershy: (Nods) Yes. A-flutter. (To Braeburn happily) Nice pun on my name.
Braeburn: Thank you.
Spike: Well, listen….
Stallion Seven: The point is….
Spike and Stallion Seven: Girls….
(Then Hook, Smee, and the pirate guards came in, interrupting them)
Smee: Hey, guys! I managed to convince the captain….
(Hook bonks Smee on the head with his hook)
Hook: The only reason we came here is because I decided to come make sure the street rats are….
(He struggles to think up an excuse)
Hook: Well….
Ace: (Flatly) Still up to no good?
Hook: (Indignantly) No. (Struggles to think up an excuse) It’s because…. Well….
Smee: (Cheerfully) I told him to come here and help Pazu’s group out in moving into the palace because the sultan and sultaness asked me to tell him.
Hook: (Flatly in sarcasm) Thank you, Mr. Smee.
(The group chuckled a bit)
Trixie: (Playfully) Aw, Captain Hook. Is it because you care about Pazu’s group than you ever did?
Hook: (Indignantly) No! I’m only helping because I can’t stand being in this dump!
Sharkboy: This place is more than a dump, Hook.
Billy: It’s where we grew up with our parents before they vanished.
(The palace residents, except Sheeta’s group, got confused)
Leatherhead: “Vanished?”
Billy: Yeah.
Arturo: Our parents raised us here, and it was nicer than it is today.
Charlie: (To Sheeta’s group) I assume they told you about it?
Sheeta’s group: (Nods) Yeah.
Hook: Okay. Enlighten me. Is your parents’ disappearance the reason you became thieving street rats?
(Pazu’s group appeared calmly hurt upon hearing Hook say that)
Pazu’s group: Somewhat.
Hook: (Aghast) “Somewhat?!” What do you mean?!
Charlie: Hook, stop it.
Sasha: (To Hook scoldingly) This isn’t an interrogation. (To Pazu’s group gently) When was the last time you saw your parents?
Pazu’s group: When we were little.
Ace: Years ago, we were really close. But then the night when we overheard the story of the Agrabah and Shirabad War, we came back here.
Snake: Then our parentsssss assssked ussss, Popple, and Yoshi on why we sssssnuck out that night, and when we toldssss them what we learned from that ssssstory, they sssseemed calmly ssssurprissssed.
Arturo: We noticed, but they wouldn’t tell us when we asked. They claimed we were too young to know, but that raised more questions than answers.
Billy: (Nods) Duh-huh. Then after we bought some lunch for us, our parents were preparing to leave us.
(Grubber blows some series of raspberries. Then he let Trixie translate)
Trixie: He said “We asked them where they’re going, and they said they were going on a secret personal mission.”
Sharkboy: Then they promised us that they’ll come straight home to us as soon as it’s over.
Pazu: And we ended up accepting that explanation, thinking they would come back soon.
(Then Pazu’s group went calmly glum)
Pazu: But little did we know…. It never happened.
Sharkboy: We went to the entranceway of Agrabah the day they were supposed to come home, but they never showed up.
Ace: Everyday we went to and from the entrance, hoping they would come back, believing they were late.
Snake: Then, outssss of the blue, a little hummingbird-like creature came up to usssss with each picture of them.
Arturo: And she told us that our parents aren’t coming back soon like they promised.
Billy: We were shattered of our hopes to be reunited since then.
(Grubber blew a “Yes” raspberry)
Pazu: Then eventually, we got broke and, having no other choice, we became thieving street rats, stealing food and money to survive.
Pazu’s group: And that’s all we have to say about it.
(The group, feeling sorry for Pazu’s group from that story, pats them gently in comfort. Hook, on the other hand, just stood there in calm surprise, unsure what to say. Then after shaking it off, Hook scoffed)
Hook: (Scoffs) Talk about parental neglect.
Smee: But Captain, those boys have been through heck and back because of it.
Fidget: Just, at least, have a heart.
Stellaluna: In fact, it even reminded me of when my parents abandoned me for mysterious reasons.
(The group then began to ponder)
Pazu: Do you think those disappearances might be connected to the war before?
Sasha: Hard to know. It’s been years since we last heard from there.
Popple: From where?
(Stellaluna suddenly heard the siren-like voice call out to her. After it ends, she speaks up softly)
Stellaluna: (Whispering) Shirabad….
(Hearing her whisper, the group got confused)
Group: (Confused) What?
Raksha: What is it?
(Suddenly, a man out on the street called out to them from outside Pazu’s group’s hideout window)
Man: Hey! Are you done packing yet?
(Realizing, the group resumed the packing)
Coming up: After Swackhammer’s gang and the mysterious thieves attempt to steal a gold scepter meant for Pazu’s group and Stellaluna, the heroes have a close call when they fend them off successfully with help from eleven mysterious cloaked figures. Then later at night, Stellaluna is still hearing the siren-like voice calling out to her when the Elemental Spirits’ powers are unleashed on Agrabah, resulting everyone to consult the Cave of Wonders guardian on what’s going on, resulting the heroes to make a decision upon being given a task by the guardian involving Agrabah and Shirabad, and even, from the gold scepter, involving Stellaluna’s mysterious siren-like voice calling for her, and even Pazu’s group’s parents’ whereabouts.Category:Fan Fiction
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