Jack Tripper & Schoolyard Tomfoolery

Jack Tripper & Schoolyard Tomfoolery is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Imagine, if you will, a hilarious episode of "Three's Company®," in which the gals give Jack a "budgie." What do they do to Jack?
===Question Reading===
"Imagine, if you will, a hilarious episode of "Three's Company®," in which the gals gave Jack a 'budgie.' What do they do to Jack?"
===Choices===
1. yank his underwear up to his shoulders
2. give him a pet bird
3. stick his head in the toilet and flush
4. give him a heavy coat
===Choice Quotes===
1. "No, that's a wedgie. Guess you're due for one."
2. "A pet bird."
3. NATE: No! Didn't you go to junior high school? That's a swirlie. [toilet flush, guy exclaiming "Ngah! cut it out, cut it out!"] 
4. "Give him a heavy coat. Boy, big stab in the dark on that one, huh?"
===Answer Quote===
"Course the question is, what did the three of them do with the budgie?"
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"They give him a pet bird."
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