Illegal Items

Illegal Items are objects and entities which portray traits impossible for regular versions of themselves. They exist both serverside and in the lore as products made by Freddit's various corporations and characters and have a rich history dated back to 2015. Many users actively seek out and collect any illegal items they can find, acting as an incentive for server archaeology.
==Lore==
===Ebolabs===
Ebolabs as a company has largely been focused on making various illegal items as esoteric personal arms and devices of torture utilizing various strains of Ebolavirus and Hooplonium alloy. The earliest illegal item was made in 1983 by the company's Ryan Ryannstein.
Ebolabs Catalogue
Item Name 	Creation Date	Product Line	Effect 	Status
Thanks -Ryan 	1983 	Augment Line (Classic) #001
EbolaCorps Standard Arsenal
1st Ebolabs Kit	Gives the holder incredible speed and reaction time as long as they hold the pufferfish.
Note: The original "Thank You -Ryan" created by Ryan Ryannstein is considerably stronger in terms of effect. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Bitch Slicer 	1984 	Close Combat Line #001
1st Ebolabs Kit	A close range blade with combustive ability and high cutting power. Technically able to be matched by other tech made around the same time, as it was just made using the weaker Eboligma solution. Still an "Illegal" due to various junk effects impossible to give bladed objects. 	Functional: Kinda
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
"Glitch" 	1985 	Hoopla Potion Line #001
1st Ebolabs Kit	Original Hoopla potion, a large bulky box of obsidian glowing with Ebola energy and laced with gold on the inside. When thrown and broken, the gold inhibitor would shatter and the Hooplonium-Eboligma solution would react with the obsidian, instantly killing any living thing in its radius. 	Functional: No
Sold: No
Secret: Yes
Glitch 	1985 	Hoopla Potion Line #002
1st Ebolabs Kit	More refined version of the original, made using HIVoopla-α instead of Eboligma. 	Functional: No
Sold: Yes
Secret: Yes
Bleach 	1985 	Ebolalixir Line #001
1st Ebolabs Kit	A precursor to the Singularity Line, increases a ton of physical attributes to peak human levels for 30 seconds. Is also a good cleaning product. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Ebola Concentrate 	1985 	Ebolalixir Line #002
1st Ebolabs Kit	A sort of Hoopla-lite. Doesn't kill things with crazy properties due to the lack of Hoopla, it is just pure Ebolavirus distilled into a bottle. Normal people will die instantly, though. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Rocket Fuel 	1985 	Ebolalixir Line #003
1st Ebolabs Kit	A mixture of HIVoopla-α and oil that makes the victim rapidly rise into the air. Works more effective in more humid conditions, with the effect essentially not working in deserts. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Bug 	1985 	Hoopla Potion Line #003
1st Ebolabs Kit	A more evil distillation of Hoopla, as it warps the victim's physical appearance, meant to make it look like they simply disappear. Now that the old effects have expired, it only makes them horribly deformed but stay alive effective forever. 	Functional: Kinda
Sold: Yes
Secret: Yes
Amplified Bleach 	1985 	Ebolalixir Line #004
1st Ebolabs Kit	A stronger version of the original Bleach. Makes the user almost too powerful, causing their legs to only move forward at Ryan-like speeds for 14 hours. It is actually impossible for anyone to jump while their legs are like this due to the way the muscles clench. A good solution to survive fatal conditions, but the suffering endured will be immense.	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Nightmare 	1985 	Hoopla Potion Line #004
1st Ebolabs Kit	Another horrifying successor to the early Hoopla potions, whereby the victim is forced to live eternally in a constant dying state. After expiring, the potion's effect became less extreme, simply hurting everyone, even powerful entities, as long as it is in contact with them. 	Functional: Kinda
Sold: Yes
Secret: Yes
Ebola (Wool) 	1986 	Augment Line (Classic) #002
1st Ebolabs Kit	A product of Shithril prototyping. Infects anyone who holds it with Ebola temporarily, increasing their physical durability at the cost of sanity and pain. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
A Stick 	1986 	Close Combat Line #002-A
1st Ebolabs Kit	A stick with extreme cutting ability, utilizing Hoopla particles to tear through armour like butter. Stealthy solution. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Pingas 	1986 	Close Combat Line #002-B
1st Ebolabs Kit	A phallic blade with the same effect as A Stick. More obviously a weapon, but gets the job done. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Jetpack 	1986 	Ebolalixir Line #005
1st Ebolabs Kit	A more modern and weakened version of Rocket Fuel for personal use. Allows the user to levitate for 30 seconds, giving them an unnatural high ground in a combat situation. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
One Punch Ham 	1986 	Close Combat Line #003
1st Ebolabs Kit	An unspoilable porkchop that will send anyone it hits flying up to 100 meters away nigh-instantly, though has no inherent strength. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Essence of Fuck You 	1986 	Ebolalixir Line #006
1st Ebolabs Kit	A tonic similar to the Bug Hoopla, though only fatal if under prolonged exposure. Makes any victims suffer temporary blindness, flesh melting, intense vomiting, rapid muscle atrophying, and paralysis from 40 minutes to 6 hours. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Clap! 	1986 	Close Combat Line #003
EbolaCorps Standard Arsenal
1st Ebolabs Kit	The same sharpness of A Stick and Pingas applied to a clapper toy. Has the added effect of being able to send things flying, akin to a much weaker version of One Punch Ham. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Finale 	1987 	Close Combat Line #004
'Fluenza Firearm Line #001
1st Ebolabs Kit	A very powerful unbreakable firearm. Needs only one bullet and has the cutting power of A Stick if an enemy gets too close. Hard to produce and sold to only a select few. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Armor Lock 	1987 	Ebolalixir Line #007
1st Ebolabs Kit	Freezes the user's muscles in place, making them tighten to such a point that they become impervious to harm for around 30 seconds. Esoteric threats like Hoopla can still affect them. Can also be used as an offensive maneuver to make an enemy stuck while you readjust to get in a position that can kill them. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Desert Eagle 	1987 	'Fluenza Firearm Line #002
1st Ebolabs Kit	A gun that can hold seven shots of a fireball at a time and fire them from two points. Is actually just a malformed piece of armour that looks like a big gun. Still works like one. Very susceptible to becoming nonfunctional for periods of time after localized reality shifts. 	Functional: Depends
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Breadbear's Loaf Load	1987 	Tumorous Toys Line #001
1st Ebolabs Kit	An unspoilable loaf of bread that can do many things for the wonderment of a child. Turn a fish into 70 dead fish, catch fish, be eaten like bread, set things on fire. You name it. Not suitable for children below the age of 16, but will absolutely be sold to them. 	Functional: Yes
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
Odd Balloon 	1987 	Tumorous Toys Line #002
1st Ebolabs Kit	A giant oblong metal ball on a stick. When held in the hand of a child, they begin rising into the air! Incredible. No longer functional, causing many mini Nhams to begin bombarding the planets surface after over a decade of rising. 	Functional: No
Sold: Yes
Secret: No
(Will Add More Later)	 	 	 	
===The Broccoli Company===
[let zoo add stuff here]
===Other===
[just add any other companies with illegals here. could probably use a section talking about the ancient illegals from the FNaF Arenas, which are canon as gladiatorial combat because its funny.]
==Server==
===Early History===
[talk about early illegals like thanks -ryan and amplified bleach]
===Hoopla Potions===
[talk about jafc creating the Glitch potions which later turned into the Hoopla potions in reference to the spongebob clip which was memed]
===Middle Era===
[illegals made after the switch to reversalhub, first item in this era was Breadbear's Loaf Load]
===Modern Era===
[2020 to present, rebirth of working hooplas, illegal mobs made, etc]
===Incidents with Illegal Items===
[talk about the various incidents over the years, such as the Ebolabs Blacklist and Spurr's super rockets]
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