Lofty

leader of the gangstaheadband pirates is monkeys dick lofty is his name he wants to be the king of the lorrie pirates which is ironic coz hes the only lorry pirate so he can just become king he murdered his husband bob and married wendy coz he had sex with her coz if you listen to the song "lofty and wendy join the crew" they join at one so they procreate
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