Curse of the Giant sandwich by Story Generator

= The Curse of the Giant Sandwich
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== A Horror Story
by anonymous ==
Whilst investigating the death of a local cleaner, a Bearded Trucker called Mike Nnemonic uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, giant sandwich circulating throughout Streamland. As soon as anyone uses the sandwich, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a tender puppy to touch.
Mike gets hold of the sandwich, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a scary cat balancing on a fluffy cleaner, an old newspaper headline about a pointless accident, a hooded ostrich ranting about toenails and a drinking well located in a quiet place.
When Mike notices his hands have puppy-like properties, he realises that the curse of the giant sandwich is true and calls in his friend, a witch called Bern Kastel, to help.
Bern examines the sandwich and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the scary cat balancing on a fluffy cleaner particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Mike and Bern pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded ostrich. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
==== Praise for The Curse of the Giant Sandwich ====
"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another giant sandwich for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a scary cat balancing on a fluffy cleaner. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded ostrich really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope Mike and Bern get married."
- Zob Gloop
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