Hairicane/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Hairicane".
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(A Hairicane whirls by. Rhythm and Blues are chasing it in the Dune Huggy.)
Blues: Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Rhythm: We can’t let this Hairicane get away, B. Our research depends on it!
Blues: That’s right! (She moves the while to Rhythm.) And I’ve got just the soundtrack to accompany this moment as together we overcome the odds. (She turns on a radio and the Dune Huggy goes faster.)
Rhythm: Almost there. Almost there. (The Dune Huggy goes off a ramp.)
Both: Oh, yeah! (The Dune Huggy goes into the Hairicane for a moment, but it goes away, leaving the Dune Huggy stuck in midair.) Oh, no! (The Dune Huggy suddenly falls and lands back on the ground.)
Blues: Switching soundtrack to punctuate our disappointment… (She turns on disappointment music. Poppy then comes out of Branch’s bunker.)
Poppy: Troll-y moly! (A purple male Pop Troll, a blue female Funk Troll, Synth, and Dante pop out.) Why were you two outside for that Hairicane and not with us in Branch’s bunker?!
Rhythm: We were testing our hairpothesis about what lies in the eye of the storm.
Blues: We believe it is the one place in the known Funk-iverse wherein the volume and luster of hair has no limits.
Rhythm: Unbound by the laws of hairodynamics, one’s luscious locks unlock. And for one glorious moment, a Troll’s hairstyle perfectly conforms to their personality and becomes… 
Both: (Singsong) A true-you do!
All: Wow! (Dante faints.)
Rhythm: Only problem is, no-one can predict a Hairicane early enough to get one in time.
All: Oh… (An eagle flies by and Gust comes out.)
Gust: I know one Troll who can predict a Hairicane. Holly Darlin’. Well, my work here is done. (He leaves. Poppy, Rhythm, and Blues visit Holly in Country Corral.)
Holly: It’s true. I do have a predilection for Hairicane prediction. (She drinks a glass of water in a single gulp. Gust then reappears.)
Gust: Told ya! (He leaves again.
Holly:  If a storm’s a’brewin’, my hair’ll twitch, tellin’ me right where it’s gonna be.
Rhythm: Holly, do you know what this means? You can help us get into the eye of a Hairicane to find-
Holly: Lemme guess: A true-you do! (Rhythm and Blues gasp in amazement.) I had the same notion once. In fact, it was my dream to see it back in my storm chasin’ days. But I don’t much tell that story anymore.
Poppy: Aw, Holly. You don’t have to tell that s-
Holly: There I was, in the awe-spirin’ shadow of the swirlin’ beast… (We go to the past.) … A category 5.
Past Holly: Woooooo-hoooooo! (She starts running toward a large Haricane.)
Holly: The biggest kinda Hairicane there is. (Her past self trips on a rock and gets sucked into the Hairicane.) But I got trapped in the vicious outer winds! (The Hairicane spits her past self out. We see that her hair a huge mess.) So, when that Hairicane finally let me be… (Her past self screams and we go back to the present.) It took seven months of gruelin’ physical hair-apy to untangle that hot mess. Oh, I’ve been too afraid to go inside another Hairicane ever since, so I gave up my dream.
Blues: I’m so sorry.
Rhythm: After something like that, we understand if you don’t want to help us find a Hairicane.
Holly: Oh, I’m not goin’ in; but you best believe I’m gonna help you find it.
Rhythm and Blues: Say what? 
Holly: Two conditions. Condition the first, we only chase small storms. Category 2s, 3s tops. And 2nd, when you get inside that eye, with your true-you dos lookin’ all tall and gorgeous, you say a little woo-hoo for Holly Darlin’. (Her hair twitches and she, Rhythm, and Blues gasp.) Ooh, oh, oh! There she goes! My hair’s already twitchin’! (Her hair points to the direction of the next Hairicane.) We’re goin’ storm chasin’ y’all! (As we show a montage of the girls chasing the Hairicane, they sing Never Give Up.)
(Holly)
Hear the howl of the wind
This is how it begins 
Won’t back down
Till we’re inside
(All)
Yeah
We will keep on trying 
On and on
We won’t stop fighting
Never give up
Never give up
Till we’re inside the eye
The winds intensify
They knock us down
But we keep rising
Never give up
Never give up
Till we’re inside the eye
Of the Hairicane (The Hairicane goes underground like a drill and sends the Dune Huggy flying as the girls scream. As soon as it lands, Poppy plays disappointing music.)
Blues: How can we get inside a Hairicane when it won’t stop a-moving?
Rhythm: Not to mention the a-grooving!
Holly: Yep, it’s a tough cupcake to frost. (She takes out some ropes.) Here, everyone take a thinkin’ lasso and give it a twirl. (She and the others pick up their lassoes and spin them.)
Poppy: Could you do something with Funk science?
Rhythm and Blues: Ooh! (Soon, they have a laser lasso. The Dune Huggy is twirling it.)
Holly: Well, hot dang! That just might be the biggest lasso made of pure Funk energy which is perfectly calibrated to catch a Hairicane and hold it in place, givin’ the user a window of time to enter the eye of the storm that I’ve ever seen, y’all! Top three at least. (Her hair shows her the direction of the Hairicane.) Ooh, oh, oh! That way! Nice one’s a-formin’! (The Dune Huggy drives after the Hairicane.)
Rhythm: We got it!
Blues: Now, Poppy! (Poppy presses a button and the Dune Huggy lassoes the Hairicane The girls cheer. Rhythm and Blues get out of the Dune Huggy and tie ropes around themselves.)
Rhythm: Here we go!
Holly: We’ll hold it in place! You go get ‘em, girls! (Rhythm and Blues look at each other.)
Rhythm: But, Holly, it doesn’t feel right doing this without you!
Blues: Yeah! This is your dream, too! You’ve gotta come with us!
Holly: (Cowering in fear) Ugh! No, no. I’m sorry girls. It’s too scary. If things went sideways and my hair got tangled up. Well, I just don’t think I could go through that hair-ache again.
Rhythm: Hair-ache, huh? Mm, it’s hard to argue with a pun that strong.
Blues: Yeah, Holly, if that’s what you really want, we understand. (She and Rhythm go inside the Hairicane.)
Both: Ooh!
Holly: Woooo-hooooo!
Poppy: Yaaaaaaay! You did it, Holly! You got them into the storm.
Holly: Phew! Nothin’ left to do now but wait. (Her hair twitches.) Oh, no, no, no! Another Hairicane! (A red Hairicane hits the blue Hairicane.)
Poppy: They’re combining into… (The Hairicanes become a bigger Hairicane.)
Holly: A category 5! (The ropes on the Dune Huggy snap. We see that Rhythm and Blues are spinning out of control.)
Rhythm and Blues: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Holly: They’re trapped in the outer winds! It’ll tease their hair to kingdom come!
Poppy: Someone’s gotta go in and get them!
Holly: Go in a category 5?! (She watches Rhythm and Blues spinning and Gust returns.)
Gust: Holly Darlin’, you’ve got to do it! That there Hairicane already took away your storm chasing dreams! You can’t let it take your friends, too. And remember, there is nothing to fear, except fear it! (He screams and clings onto the trapdoor. Luckily, he goes back in it.) ACTUALLY, THERE’S TONS TO FEAR, BUT YOU SHOULD STILL DO IT! GOTTA GO! (He leaves once more.)
Holly: Oh! No!
Poppy: It’s OK, Holly. I’ll go. (She forms her hair into a glider.) YAAAAAAAAAAH!
Holly: No! (We show her hair being messy in the past.) My hair! (She watches Rhythm and Blues.) My friends! Poppy, wait!
Poppy: Huh?
Holly: You can’t go! You don’t know the first thing about the inside of a Haricane. But I do. (She forms her hair into a glider and runs toward the large Hairicane.)
Poppy: Holly! Be careful!
Holly: HOLLY’S A-COMIN’ GIRLS! WOOOOOO-HOOOOO! (She goes inside the Hairicane.) R?! B?! Where are y’all?! (She sees a shadow. Just as she is about to act, she sees Cooper.) Cooper?
Cooper: (laughs) Yes! I, too have a previously unexplored backstory involving Hairicanes. But here I am overcoming my fear in order to save… (A sandwich flies by.) … my sandwich! (He flies away and Holly sees Rhythm and Blues.)
Holly: There! (She flies to Rhythm and Blues and grabs them.)
Rhythm: Holly! You came for us!
Holly: You betcha! It takes more than the crippin’ fear of a past trauma to stop Holly Darlin’ from rescuin’ her friends!
Blues: Right back at ya, Holly! Now, let’s take this little love fest outside the storm!
Holly: No, wait! Actually, girls, I was thinkin’. Let’s take it inside the storm.
Rhythm and Blues: Wait, do you mean-
Holly: Hair we go! (She takes Rhythm and Blues to the eye of the Hairicane.)
Rhythm: Is this for real? We’re…
Blues: … inside the eye of the Hairicane!
Rhythm: (As magic swirls around Holly) Holly!
Blues: Your hair! (Holly’s hair styles into the shape of ice cream.)
Holly: (As magic swirls around Rhythm and Blues) Your hair! (Rhythm and Blues now have fancy hairstyles.) It’s…
Holly, Rhythm, and Blues: A true-you-do! (They laugh as the Hairicane disappears. Their hair then go back to normal.)
Poppy: Girls, are you OK?
Rhythm: Better then OK, Poppy. We made it inside the eye!
Blues: Thanks to Holly.
Holly: It was as magical as it was fleetin’. And the best part is gettin’ to see it with you two.
Poppy: Oh, I wish I could have seen it.
Blues: (As Holly’s hair twitches) Huh?
Holly: Oh! You still can. (She whistles, making the Dune Huggy come.) What do you say, Poppy? Wanna chase the next storm together? (She and the others jump into the Dune Huggy.) Woo-hoo! (The girls drive by Cooper.)
Cooper: And what do you say, sandwich? Do you wanna chase the next storm together? Just kidding. I’m gonna eat you! (He takes a bite out of his sandwich and the episode ends.)
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