Robux Refund/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 1, 2023
Episode Copyrighted: 2023
This episode is rated TV-Y7-FV.
The episode opens with a shot of the Loud House.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Kids, your pancakes are ready. *gives everyone pancakes*
Rita Loud: And here's some syrup. *puts syrup on the table*
Everyone eats pancakes, Lynn with a fork puts pancakes on Lincoln's plate, then adds syrup to his pancakes and he eats them.
Lincoln Loud: These pancakes are delicious, Lynn, but what do you call this sweet stuff?
Lynn Loud Jr.: That's maple syrup, It's kinda like pancake jelly that comes from jellyfishes.
Leni Loud: *eats some pancakes before saying* Pancake jelly? Gross.
Camera widens to a jellyfish between Patrick and Squidward.
Patrick Star: I prefer mine on tap. *extracts jelly from the jellyfish's tentacle on my pancakes*
Squidward Tentacles: *laughs nervously* Jelly pancakes?
Screen cuts to outside. The bee sees the jellyfish, then the bee flies from the beehive to the Loud House, then the bee stings Squidward painfully and flies away.
Builderman: *zips to the heroes* Welcome to Roblox's very first Robux Refund celebration.
Leni Loud: *shrugs* What's a Robux Refund?
Builderman: Ah, Lynn Loud. Here's your bag of robux. It's for you.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Thanks, Builderman.
Builderman: *to others* I'm sorry, kids, but this robux is only for Lynn. I can't give you a refund.
Lana Loud: What? You have to! We asked you a ton of questions before we bought it, remember?
Builderman: Actually, you never asked me anything about robux.
Patrick Star: Oh. You're right. But whatever! You have to give us a robux refund! It's been less than twenty-four hours!
Builderman: Look, guys, if it was up to me, I'd totally give you a robux refund.
Lincoln Loud: *points at Builderman dramatically* This is not the end of it, Builderman! Mark my words! We will get a refund!
Lana Loud: Hi, Builderman. Can we have robux, please?
Builderman: Absolutely not. This robux is only for Lynn. *to SpongeBob, Lincoln and Lynn* And you guys, see you at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: *waves* Bye.
Builderman: *leaves the Loud House*
Sandy Cheeks: These pancakes are good. *eats pancakes*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *comes out my hair and beard* Well, I can use a trim.
Mr. Krabs: I think she said Robux Refund, to celebrate from Builderman old navy swabs like meself.
Lynn Loud Jr.: It's a refund, It's a day to celebrate the joy of money.
Lincoln Loud: But, Lynn, you've got robux in town.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I used to have the only robux.
Bacon Hair: Hello?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Here's your robux, Bacon Hair.
Bacon Hair: Thanks.
Squidward Tentacles: You're giving robux to 1x1x1x1.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Nonsense, Squidward. I gave robux to Bacon Hair, not 1x1x1x1.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, aww. Hellow, Bacon Hair.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gives robux to Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, look at that bacon hair. He's rich.
Bacon Hair: I love robux.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gives robux to Mrs. Puff*
Mrs. Puff: Oh.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gives robux to Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: Oh!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gives robux to Lola*
Lola Loud: Oh!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gives robux to Patrick*
Patrick Star: *eats robux* Mmm.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *takes robux out of Patrick's mouth* Patrick, this isn't food. It's robux. Remember to buy your items, all you need to do is give it lots of money.
Patrick Star: *farts* Not a problem.
Lynn Loud Jr.: One more thing, to buy stuff with robux, you need to talk to 'em.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, I'm SpongeBob.
Lincoln Loud: And, I'm Lincoln.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, little feller.
Lola Loud: Hello.
Patrick Star: Testing, testing.
Slide transition cuts to Mrs. Puff buckling with a noob into her boat, putting a helmet on it.
Mrs. Puff: *hums* I love talking to someone who knows how to keep a secret. *starts driving and laughs* I can finally tell someone what really happened when I pulled that job in Shell City.
Screen cuts to the Krusty Krab.
Builderman: *enters the Krusty Krab* Hey, Mr. Krabs. May I sit down?
Mr. Krabs: Sure, Builderman. You'll have lots of people.
Builderman: *sits with the cash register*
Bubble Bass: *holds patty, clears throat* Excuse me. I would like to speak to the proprietor.
Mr. Krabs: *puts robux on the cash register* The complaint department's over there. Talk to Builderman. *laughs, walks away*
Bubble Bass: Builderman, the condiment distribution of my patty is subpar.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: *enters the Krusty Krab*
Builderman: Oh, look, SpongeBob, Lincoln, I'm not gonna give you a robux refund. It's only for Lynn.
Lincoln Loud: We're not here to ask for a robux refund. It's on you, Builderman. We just want you to look at my new, shiny watch. *gets a pocket watch and swings it in front of Builderman*
Bubble Bass: *shrieks and walks away*
Builderman: I, uh, it's kind of hard when you... swing... it... like... that. *trails off, hypnotized*
Lynn Loud Jr: Did it work? Is he hypnotized?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's test it. Okay. You're the world's most amazing dancer.
Builderman: *performs a short ballet routine*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh.
Lynn Loud Jr.: A penny! 
SpongeBob SquarePants: A nickel!
Lincoln Loud: A dime!
Lynn Loud Jr.: A quarter!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: A dollar!
Lincoln Loud: Now you have roller skates on!
Builderman: *starts slipping on roller skates* Whoa!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And your butt's on fire!
Builderman: Huh?! *screams in pain* AAAAAAHHHHHH!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And now you're at the Krusty Krab clerk giving us a robux refund?
Builderman: Sorry. It's against restaurant policy.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Please?!
Builderman: Okay, okay! Please stop. Look, maybe I could—
The camera is looking at Builderman and he is laughing worriedly, faking a smile.
Builderman: I'm sorry, but "no" means "no."
Lincoln Loud: *sighs*
Slide transition cuts to Patrick's rock, where he is still watching TV with a little noob. There are pizza slices scattered along the ground. Patrick is eating pizza slices from a pizza box. He then sucks on his hand. Show title card appears on TV.
TV Announcer: And now back to "The Sir Urchin & Snail Fail Show!"
Snail Fail: *on TV, hits Sir Urchin with a flower pot*
Sir Urchin: *on TV* Why you!
Snail Fail: *on TV, shrugs* What I do?
Bacon Hair: Yeesh, I'm just one day old, and I can even see this show is for babies.
Patrick Star: *laughs*
Bacon Hair: You don't get it, do you?
Patrick Star: *in baby outfit* Get what?
Leni Loud: Hey, Patrick!
Patrick Star: Hey, Leni!
Leni Loud: What are you watching?
Patrick Star: I'm watching TV, that's all. *takes pizza slice out of pants and eats it*
Slide transition cuts to the Watterson's house.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: *enters the Watterson's house*
Richard is sitting on the sofa.
Richard Watterson: Hey, kids! What's up?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We couldn't get a robux refund, and now we're really cheesed off.
Richard Watterson: Watch your language, young man! "Cheese" is not to be invoked in vain in this house! But if it's a robux refund you're after, you've came to the right place— person— man— rabbit.
Lincoln Loud: Really? Let's go there right now!
Richard Watterson: Wait. If you're going to do something, you gotta do it right. Heh! *gets off the sofa, rips off my shirt, and puts on a black vest*
He then draws a tattoo of a deadly unicorn with "Nicole" on it on his arm using a pen, and after he does that, he grows a pair of wild mutton chops sideburns.
Richard Watterson: Now how do I look?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Actually, you look like your wedding picture.
Richard Watterson: Perfect. Now, hand me that game.
Slide transition cuts back to the Krusty Krab.
Richard Watterson: *stares at Builderman*
Builderman: What do you want from me?!
Richard Watterson: Oh, you know what we want.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Watterson, we’re heading to the kitchen.
Richard Watterson: Exactly.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks to the kitchen*
Builderman: For the last time, I can't!
Richard Watterson: I wish to speak to you.
Builderman: But you don't realize he's a vile, cruel hacker! *notices Lynn’s robux* Uh, sorry. No refund. *to Lynn* And you gave it to Bacon Hair.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I did?!
Richard Watterson: Shhh. Tch, tch, tch. Okay. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna return this game and get a refund. Look. I'm putting the game on the counter.
Builderman: B-But—
Richard Watterson: Easy. Easy, pal. Now, I'm opening the register.
Builderman: No, no, no! Sir, sir, sir, I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Richard Watterson: Well, lucky for me, I'm not you. So now I'm going to take what you owe us. See my hand? Slowly, slowly.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Wait. Isn't that, like, stealing?
Builderman: But you don't understand! You can't take money out of the register! You can only put it in!
Richard Watterson: *pulls a twenty dollar bill out of the register*
The alarm starts to sound.
Builderman: Attention customers, there’s a hacker! This robux is cursed! Everyone, run for your lives!
All the Customers: *screams in panic running away from the Krusty Krab*
Bacon Hairs are revealing 1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd.
1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* We have robux!
C00lkidd: Yes!
Richard Watterson: What's going on?!
Builderman: I'm getting outta here! *runs and escapes from the Krusty Krab but my hat falls off*
Richard Watterson: Builderman, where are you going?!
Builderman (Without hat): To Roblox's HQ. That's where I'm going. *grabs my hat before the shutter door shuts*
Richard Watterson: Aaaah! I'm putting the money back! I'm putting the money back! I'm putting the money back!
Screen cuts to the kitchen.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hmmm, what's all the commotion?
Lincoln Loud: I don’t know, SpongeBob.
Screen cuts back.
Richard Watterson: *notices Master Lox and Plankton approaching the door* Aaaaaah! Please! Don't hurt me! *bangs on the main door*
C00lkidd: Thank you for the money!
1x1x1x1: So long, sucker!
Mr. Krabs: *angrily with Mrs. Puff, Squidward and Lola, bursts the door and points* There she is!
The other people show up.
Mr. Krabs: This Robux Refund payment is all *points at Lynn* her fault!
Lola Loud: She's ruining everything!
Mrs. Puff: Guys, I gotta go. *runs away*
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, they're made of money. I say we make 'em pay.
Citizens: Yeah! Make 'em pay!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *runs to Richard from the kitchen*
Lincoln Loud: Stop! When you said you'd get Mr. Krabs some money, she didn't expect you to steal some robux!
Richard Watterson: You know very well I can't be trusted!
Closeup of the bomb beeping.
Richard Watterson: Aaaaah! *whimpers*
The bomb explodes, revealing Master Lox and Plankton.
Richard Watterson: *walks to Master Lox and Plankton*
Lord Master Lox: Surprise!
Plankton: It's robux refunds!
Mr. Krabs: *angrily* Plankton!
Plankton: *angrily* Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: *angrily* Plankton!
Plankton: *angrily* Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: *angrily* Plankton!
Mr. Krabs and Plankton: *growls each other*
Richard Watterson: Look at you two! I thought you were going to be some huge dude! The look on our faces! Whoa! I mean, where's the light in your office? It must be on the floor in the back of the room or something! Phew! So, can we have our robux now?
Lord Master Lox: No robux!
Richard Watterson: Oh, come on. We've all had a laugh and a little fright, but I think it's time to just give us our money back, and we'll be on our way.
Lord Master Lox: I've had it with you and your brats trying to mess with our money!
Plankton: I can steal the formula from Krabs and there's nothing you can do about it.
Richard Watterson: Oh, you're so small! But, seriously, though, you don't want this to get physical. You're lucky I'm a pacifist.
Plankton: *angrily pounces onto Richard's arm and bites him*
Richard Watterson: Ow. Ow! *attempts to shake him off* Get him off! Get him off! Get him off!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Way to go! Whoo-hoo!
Plankton: *crawls into Richard's vest*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Come on, Mr. Watterson! You can do this!
Plankton: *crawls down Richard's pants*
Richard: He's inside my pants! Aaaah!
Lincoln Loud: Get him out!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, kick his butt, Mr. Watterson!
Lincoln Loud: Come on, Mr. Watterson! You can take him!
Plankton: *pulls on Richard's ears*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Watterson?
Richard Watterson: Get him off! Get him off! Aah! Ow!
Lynn Loud Jr.: He's not winning, is he?
Lincoln Loud: No.
Plankton: *begins hitting Richard's head rapidly*
Lord Master Lox: Go Plankton. Bite him.
Richard Watterson: What's wrong with you? Ow! Ow! Doesn't really hurt that much. But– Ow!
Plankton: *repeatedly slaps Richard's face with my own hands*
Richard Watterson: Oh, no! My beautiful face! Guys! Do something!
Mr. Krabs: *gasps* Plankton!
Lincoln Loud: Eh, this is getting kind of embarrassing.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lynn Jr. and Lincoln Loud: *walks towards the door*
While Plankton continues to pull on his ears.
Richard Watterson: No! Don't abandon me, please! Ow!
Plankton: *begins to bounce on Richard's butt*
Richard Watterson: Ow! Ow!
Plankton: *laughs evilly* Do your worst, Krabs! *bites Richard's neck*
Richard Watterson: Aah! He's biting my neck with his little teeth, and it tickles! *laughs and eventually sobs*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lynn Jr. and Lincoln Loud: *returns*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Stop right there, Plankton!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah! Leave him alone! Otherwise...
Plankton: Otherwise what?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Otherwise, we'll put the security video online. What do you think the internet will say when it sees you slapping your customers with your little hands?
Plankton: That's pretty funny?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, it was pretty funny. But you'll probably get a modest fine and a couple of days of community service.
Plankton: So?
SpongeBob SquarePants: So the restaurant will be closed.
Plankton: And?
SpongeBob SquarePants: And you'll lose money.
Plankton: What! No need to get excited. Okay, look, Roblox can't give you a robux refund. It's a matter of principle. But since I find you quite pathetic, I'll give you a 1% discount on this new games console. That way, you can play the game you've already got. What do you say?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hmm. 1%. So, 700 robux. That's, like, $7 off!
Richard Watterson: Now, that's what I call a bargain!
Lincoln Loud: Can we have your credit card, Mr. Watterson?
Richard Watterson: Totally.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I got a plan!
An explosion happened as 1x1x1x1 was here.
1x1x1x1: *evil laughs*
Slide transition cuts to Lynn placing a flyer onto a noob.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Hm, ah! *runs off*
Noob: *approaches flyer* Ooh.
Lincoln Loud: *on megaphone, holding flyer* Come on, come all to Noob-a-palooza! *approaches a hacker bacon hair who pops a balloon from an ice cream stand, giving it a flyer*
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's Robux Refund extravaganza! All you can eat is fertilizer! *runs away and approaches two more hacker bacon hairs, giving them flyers* If you're a hacker, you get in for free.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *runs off*
Slide transition cuts to the Noob-a-palooza in front of the Loud House. Several noobs are standing in front of a stage. The noobs are chattering, and an air horn blares as Lynn comes onstage wearing a hat and cane.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *waves* Hello, folks! *points to audience* Are your robux too expensive? Are your skins yellow?
Noob: I don't feel so good! I think I'm turning into a hacker!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Then try...
The curtain opens to reveal the machine.
Lynn Loud Jr.: The wonderful hacker removal machine, the Robux Revitalizer! Look your best this Robux Refund! Do I have any volunteers?
Little Noob is between to Patrick and Leni, who is wearing a hat and T-shirt.
Little Noob: Yeah, I'll give your dumb machine a try. *grabs a hacker bacon hair*
Hacker Bacon Hair: Hey, put me down.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *runs the machine, which turns into a suction machine that sucks hacker bacon hair in it. It comes out the other end as an normal bacon hair.
1x1x1x1, C00lkidd and Other Hacker Bacon Hairs: *gasps*
C00lkidd: Run for your lives!
1x1x1x1, C00lkidd and Other Hacker Bacon Hairs: *runs away*
Richard Watterson: They're getting away! Lynn, you gotta go after them!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Okay! *runs to 1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd*
1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd: *screams*
Lynn Loud Jr.: You're going down, hackers! *grabs 1x1x1x1 and C00kidd*
1x1x1x1: Curse you, Lynn!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *throws 1x1x1x1 and C00kidd to the wonderful hacker removal machine*
1x1x1x1: Our powers! It's gone!
C00lkidd: I'm outta here!
1x1x1x1: Me too! I'm out!
1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd: *leaves*
The other hacker bacon hairs is still running away.
Bacon Hair: Everyone wait! I love it!
Other Hacker Bacon Hairs: *comes back*
Bacon Hair: I was destined to be a bacon hair somewhere, but look at me now! I'm a bacon hair! It looks like a noob.
Other Hacker Bacon Hairs: Whoa. Phew.
Hacker Bacon Hair: He does look pretty handsome.
The Hacker Bacon Hairs, and Patrick, start running to the machine.
Hacker Bacon Hair #2: I want to be a noob.
Hacker Bacon Hair #3: Me too!
Hacker Bacon Hair #4: Me three!
Patrick Star: I want to be a noob!
All Hacker Bacon Hairs: *jump into the machine* Me! Me next, me next! Wow!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah!
The hackers come out the other end of the machine as bacon hairs. They cheer. Slide transition cuts to downtown, where Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff and Lola are with bacon hairs and noobs.
Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff and Lola Loud: *sighs*
Mr. Krabs: *laughs*
Three fish and three humans are with bacon hairs and noobs. Two kids are playing jump rope while a bacon hair and a noob hold the jump ropes.
Human Kid: These guys are great!
Human and Fish Kid: *laughs*
Richard Watterson: Well, everything's back to normal. And thanks to me, we did get a huge discount on the console.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Come on! Put the game on!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *in front of the Loud House with a bacon hair*
Lincoln Loud: Good thinking, Lynn.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud, Richard Watterson and Lynn Loud Jr.: *enters the Loud House, then plays a videogame*
Furniturizing really calmed these hackers down.
Bacon Hairs: *high-fives and walks away* Yeah, bacon hairs rule! *laughs*
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Watterson, he sold us a shredder.
Richard Watterson: *sighs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, most of them anyway.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I think I'll skip Roblox Refund next year.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams* AAAAAHHHH! HACKER!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud, Richard Watterson and Lynn Loud Jr.: *smiles*
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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