Odge

Odge was the Omniversal god of Rot and Decay (and later BDSM and CBT). Under the supervision of Pluto, Odge ensured the timely rotting and disintegration of corpses after their souls departed. Odge was also a destructive and malevolent force in the BDSM community. 
=== BDSM Community ===
Odge was one of the most involved gods in Omniversal History in the doings of mortals. Odge implanted the first inkling of BDSM in the human woman, Juh Mah Tup, who lived in Mesopotamia in 2331 BB. Juh Mah Tup was the aunt of one soon-to-be-mindrotten rice farmer. Odge slowly began taking control of Juh Mah Tup, eventually directing her to perform heinous acts with the cock of her neighbor, Sop. Sop enjoyed this, and the two began a relationship out of wedlock. They also organized a BDSM community in Mesopotamia. After the relationship was discovered, Juh Mah Tup and Sop were stoned to death by the locals, as adultery was the highest sin in Mesopotamian culture. 
The damage had been done, though, and BDSM had become a staple in human society, and a global tradition which Odge's associate Malike Tragedia carried on in America Aeterna.
=== Odge Pluto Event ===
Odge was annoyed that his human vessel was killed, and he returned to Pluto on Pluto to complain to Pluto about his predicament. Pluto suggested Odge should have prepared for unforeseen consequences after his vessel cheated on her husband. Odge responded by asking Pluto to attempt Cock and Ball Torture. Pluto was disgusted by this question, and evicted Odge from his throne room. Odge, crestfallen, jumped out of a 50-story Plutonian building and headed out into Pluto's barrens, where he met with many soullean zombies.
=== Zombiesex Factorium ===
Odge organized a Grand Zombie orgy, which was filled with many rotten and unspeakable horrors which the human mind could never bear to process. Over 10,000 zombies participated in this Bondage orgy, and the result was a hideous mass of flesh and bone. Inside the deep core of the mass was Odge, who had an epiphany in this moment. His destiny was not to Rot. 
His Destiny was to Fuck. 
=== Grand Outward Odgetrip ===
Odge declared an immediate abdication of his throne as God of Rotting and Decay. He instead vowed to focus entirely on serving as the deity of BDSM and CBT. Despite Pluto's attempts to woo him back to overseeing Rot, Odge refused, and blasted off in a Soulship to Haumea. 
On Haumea, Odge was completely alone, as this was a time before the horrendous events of the Great META War. Hodge spent many grand years isolated on this rock, meditating and manipulating human minds from afar. After some time, Odge departed Haumea, and set course for Makemake, which was passing close by at that time. 
On Makemake, Odge stumbled upon the G-Man, who was wrangling several vortigaunts into a Dark Matter cage, for unknown reasons. Odge complimented G-Man on his style of confinement, and asked the G-Man to create him Dark Matter sex objects. The G-Man laughed and flicked the vortigaunt cage off into the cosmos. He beckoned Odge into a white doorway, and ushered him quickly inside. 
=== G-Man Sex ===
What followed was so graphic, and so divinely sexual, that we are unable to repeat what occurred between the two entities here. We can confirm, however, that the two exchanged a grand amount of knowledge, with Odge teaching G-Man about CBT, and G-Man gifting Odge with Dark Matter Bondage Equipment. 
=== Celestial Sex Emporium ===
Odge soon opened a Celestial Sex Emporium, returning to Pluto and making amends with Pluto by way of a Dark Matter Cock Ring (Unrequested). The Celestial Sex Emporium was erected in the upper levels of the city, and Odge became an esteemed professor and respected scientist in the field of BDSM. He also (albeit somewhat begrudgingly) reassumed the title of God of Rot and Decay. 
The Sex Emporium hosted orgies nightly, and became a popular celebrity attraction, featuring such guests as Francis and the Warshippers, G-Man, and, for unknown reasons, a single newt. 
=== Epilogue ===
Odge once again would abandon his mantle of God of Rot and Decay sometime around 800 Million AB, where he would pass this title along silently to the rotting, hideous, vile, inconcievably brainblundered Mummy, who languished deep in the depths of the Bidenkeep. 
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