Transcript:Horrid Henry's Household Chores

[Scene shows Peter asleep, and his alarm clock is ticking. Henry sneaks into his room]
Perfect Peter: No! Don't be horrid, Henry.
[Henry changes the time on Peter's clock, sneaks out of his room, and goes to the living room]
Horrid Henry: Hahaha! [whilst turning on the TV]
[Scene changes back to Peter's room. His alarm goes off, and he runs to the living room]
Horrid Henry: One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six.
[Peter turns on the TV]
Dad: What's going on?
Horrid Henry: I don't know. Sounds like Daffy and her Dancing Daisies.
(Mum and Dad together) Peter?!
Mum: Peter!
Dad: Get back up here now, Peter!
[Scene changes to the morning. Henry leaps out of bed, excited, and runs downstairs]
Horrid Henry: Woohoo! Saturday! My favourite day.
[Mum grabs the TV remote]
Mum: Remember what we said, Henry? No TV until you've done all your chores.
Horrid Henry: Chores!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Title card shows]
Mum: Now, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Can I still go to Ralph's today?
Mum: Maybe. After you've done all your chores, we'll see.
Horrid Henry: Yay! When parents say ‘we'll see’, they always means yes.
[Peter hums]
Perfect Peter: Ooh, I love doing my chores!
Horrid Henry: Worm.
Mum: Come on, Henry. The sooner you get started, the sooner you'll be finished.
Horrid Henry: Right, what do I have to do?
Mum: Well, you can start by cleaning out your hamster.
[Henry goes to clean Fang's cage]
Horrid Henry: Er, hello, Fang. Remember me?
[Fang growls at him while he puts his gloves on and put a tunnel in his cage] Come on, Fang. Climb inside. [Fang quickly chews it all up and Henry huffs] All right, come on, little Fangy, Fangy. Who's a pretty boy, eh? [sings in the tune of Frere Jacques] Little Fangy, little Fangy, I love you, I love you. [then hums and gets him out]
Perfect Peter: [carries Fluffy; comes in Henry’s bedroom] Henry, what are you doing?
Horrid Henry: Nothing.
[Fluffy squeals and her and Fang fight]
Perfect Peter: Fluffy!
[Fluffy and Fang run in circles around the room]
Perfect Peter: Stop it at once, you horrible hamster! Ow!
Horrid Henry: Stupid cat, get off! Leave him alone!
[Henry uses his Mutant Max figure to stop Fang and Fluffy from fighting]
Perfect Peter: Ooh, Poor Fluffy, poor Fluffy.
[Fluffy meows]
Mum: Whatever is going on here?
Perfect Peter: Fang's being horrid to Fluffy.
Horrid Henry: That's not true!
[Fang growls and Fluffy yawns]
Mum: Put Fang away now, Henry. You haven't got time to play with him. [moans] Look at your room, it's even more of a mess than usual. [huffs] You can tidy it later. Can you empty all the rubbish bins, now, please?
Horrid Henry: Sigh. Come on, Fang, time to go back.
[Fang growls again]
Horrid Henry: When I'm King, only parents have to do chores. [empties the bins and put all of the rubbish on the landing]
Perfect Peter: Henry, what are you doing?
Horrid Henry: Emptying the bins.
Perfect Peter: I don't think that's what Mum meant. I'm going to tell.
Horrid Henry: You don't have to.
Perfect Peter: Mum!
Horrid Henry: Worm.
Perfect Peter: Mum!
[Henry secretly slides all the rubbish into Peter's room]
Mum: Henry?
Horrid Henry: Yes?
Mum: Oh, have you emptied all the bins?
Horrid Henry: Yes, can I go to Ralph's now?
Mum: We've only just started, Henry. Dad wants you to help him wash the car.
[Henry moans, wets the sponge and cleans the windscreen while Dad hoses the rest clean]
Mum: It's for you!
Dad: Henry, I'll be back in a minute. Make sure you wash the windows, too.
Horrid Henry: What!? That'll take forever!
[Dad drops the hose and went to go and answer the phone. When he went inside, Henry pressed the button for the side window to go down]
Horrid Henry: I can't wash the windows if they're not there. Can I? [drops the sponge into the bucket, shuts the door and picks up the hose pipe] I'll finish off for Dad. That should speed things up a bit. [squirts water while he's doing a dance and slides with sponges on his feet and finally spins around. Then, he gets tangled in the hose and the water goes into the car and Henry turns arounds and soaks Peter]
Perfect Peter: Henry. [squeals when getting soaked] Eurgh, Henry! I'm telling!
[Henry spins around and gets untangled]
Dad: Henry? What are you up to?
Horrid Henry: Er, nothing, Dad, I've finished cleaning the car. Can I go to Ralph's now?
Dad: No. Mum wants you upstairs, now.
[Dad closes the window]
[Henry groans]
Mum: Right, I want you to take the laundry down to the basement.
Horrid Henry: My arms are aching! They're going to drop off!
Mum: Don't be ridiculous, Henry. And, don't forget to separate the whites from the colours.
[Henry carries the laundry downstairs and Peter is polishing the stairs pole]
Perfect Peter: Hmm, missed a bit.
[Henry finally gets down to the basement and puts the laundry on the floor and doesn't listen to what Mum said and puts all of the washing into the washing machine at the same time]
Perfect Peter: Mum says you've got to seperate the colours from the whites.
Horrid Henry: So, what are you going to do about it, telltale?
Perfect Peter: I'm going to tell. Mum!
Horrid Henry: Who cares what colours they are?
[Henry presses the button to start the washing machine]
Mum: Henry? Did you do what I said?
Horrid Henry: Yes, it's all sorted!
Mum: Good, then you can tidy your room now!
Horrid Henry: THIS IS TORTURE!
[The shot transitions from the basement to Henry's bedroom]
Horrid Henry: Can't I tidy my room later? I want to go to Ralph's.
Mum: Not until you've finished.
Horrid Henry: Empty the bins, clean the car, do the laundry. Oh, I'm just your slave!
Mum: And, pick up your socks; they're all over the floor.
Horrid Henry: That's where I keep them!
Perfect Peter: And don't forget to hoover, Henry!
[Henry gets angry and turns into the Horrid Wasp and picks up Peter with his nose]
Perfect Peter: Eeek!
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry!
[Henry turns back to normal and Mum plugs the hoover into the plug socket]
Mum: Now get on with it, please. The sooner--
Horrid Henry: I know, I know!
[Mum and Peter leave the room and close the down behind them]
Horrid Henry: Why do parents make you tidy your room? It'll only get un-tidied, so I want to save time and leave it the way it is. I hate picking up socks.
[Henry starts to hoover and accidentally hoovers one of his socks]
Horrid Henry: Wow! [hoovers the rest of the socks saves him picking them up later on and Peter sees him hoover the last one]
Perfect Peter: Henry, you've just hoovered up one of your socks!
Horrid Henry: I know! Great, eh?
Perfect Peter: Mum will be really cross. Mum!
Horrid Henry: Ohh! [takes out the socks out of the hoover bag]
Horrid Henry: Yuck! [He sees if there's any more in there, but when he does, the dust goes all over him making him all dirty and he groans]
[Peter dusts his face a bit]
Perfect Peter: Henry?
[Henry screams]
[Mum was finishing decorating a giant chocolate cake in the kitchen and then sees Henry all dirty]
Mum: Henry! You're filthy, what happened?
Horrid Henry: I've finished my chores, I've emptied the bins, I've cleaned the car, I've put the washing on, tidied my room, I've picked up all my socks, now pleeease, can I go to Ralph's?
Mum: All right, you go change while I just hang out the washing.
Horrid Henry: Yes!
[He dips the fingers into the cakes and tries it]
Horrid Henry: Life is sweet!
[Dad goes to the car and opens the door and water comes out splashes at him]
Dad: Henry!
[Mum goes to get the laundry so she hang it out and she find outs that all the clothes have turned pink]
Mum: HENRY!
[Peter goes into his room and sees all the rubbish from the bins in there and falls onto him]
Perfect Peter: MUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
[Then, Mum drives to Ralph's house to drop Henry off]
Mum: You wanted to go to Ralph's, so you're going!
Horrid Henry: But, not like this!
(The car stops outside Ralph's house)
Mum: Nonsense! I'm sure Ralph doesn't mind what you wear.
[Henry gets out the car and Mum drives and Henry is wearing his normal clothes but pink due to washing all the clothes pink and Ralph waves from the window]
Horrid Henry: IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!
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