The Great Rift

The Great Rift in Obama society was a massive culture war that began innocuously enough with the meteoric rise of Big O's Pizza. What started as a popular food chain quickly became a cultural phenomenon, spreading the influence of Lulu Culture throughout the hyper-advanced, space-faring civilization of The Obamas. This sudden shift sparked a massive division within their society.
On one side, progressive Reformists began embracing new ideas and innovations brought by Lulu Culture. They saw the potential for growth and improvement beyond their traditional ways. On the other side, a Sect clung desperately to the past, holding onto their sick and perverted practices. Those who resisted change often fell victim to manipulation, Secretly, this perverted movement was being influenced by a new kind of Obamination, a sinister force manipulating those who resisted change to maintain their grip on power. their minds twisted to maintain the status quo.
Amid this turmoil, Obama Labs, once a prestigious institution, found itself under the control of Barack Industries. The takeover was harsh, reducing Obama Labs to a near non-functional department. However, the resilient scientists at Obama Labs gradually began developing common household goods that became incredibly popular. They produced the best toilet paper imaginable, followed by an improved sex lube, and then a series of random yet exceptional products.
Seeing the newfound success, Barack Industries recognized the value of Obama Labs but refused to relinquish control unless offered an exorbitant price. Unwilling to be stifled, several Obama Labs employees formed a financial ownership firm called Hussein Investments. They began acquiring entities like Big O's Pizza and ventured into animation and music industries, all of which wildly succeeded.
Hussein Investments eventually gathered enough resources to buy back Obama Labs. In a dramatic twist, they restructured the company immediately after the purchase, right in front of the stunned Barack Industries CEO. The new name? Obama Labs.
With the loss of Obama Labs, Barack Industries plummeted into a spiral of failure. They began producing low-quality, grotesque products such as Vomit Chips, Poop Surprise (which was literally just poop), and Toe Nail Candies. Their commercials made no sense, reflecting the sheer absurdity of their offerings. In a desperate move, they hired Obaminations, grotesque versions of Obama clones, in an attempt to salvage their crumbling empire.
While this corporate chaos unfolded, an Obama clone started an online movement, advocating for the consumption of one's own excreta. His video blog and philosophy quickly developed into a cult called Obamaism. He preached that by embracing one's essence and consuming only what came from their own bodies, individuals would tap into their true Obama nature and achieve enlightenment and powers.
The cult grew rapidly, amassing a significant following. However, the hypocrisy was exposed when a servant accidentally walked in on him eating a juicy steak. Despite the scandal, his charisma allowed him to manipulate the situation, making the servant feel foolish for not understanding the Master's special privileges.
The exposure caused a civil split within the cult, leading them to leave the planet in search of a homeworld that would tolerate their ways, plunging into isolation.
In their absence, the Obaminations infiltrated society, spreading their influence. The "good" Obamas, those who embraced progress and innovation, were forced into fortified underground bunkers to survive. Realizing the severity of the threat, they reached out to the Obamaism cult for assistance.
In an unexpected turn, the cult responded, recognizing the common enemy. United, they faced the Obaminations, who sought to use the Obamas as a food source before moving on to consume all other life forms in the galaxy. The Obaminations' ultimate goal was to gain power through consumption, dreaming of destroying all life, including their own.
The battle for survival was on, with the united Obamas and the Obamaism cult fighting to prevent the Obaminations from achieving their apocalyptic vision. The fate of the Obama clone society and the entire galaxy hung in the balance as they fought against the consuming darkness of the Obaminations.
Following this, a great Galactic war began.