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== Links ==
* A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model
* Facebook: Federal online privacy rules would violate free speech rights
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* 3-D Printer Company Seizes Machine From Desktop Gunsmith
* BitCoin Gets a Futures Market
* Booty alert: sensor-laden cows text farmers when they're in heat
* Tumblr Will Live-GIF the Presidential Debates
* tldr.io is a service for summarizing long reads for lazy readers
* The Guantanamo Bay Museum Of Art And History
* Google settles with publishers after seven years of litigation surrounding its book-scanning service
== Oh Asia, You So Crazy! ==
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