YoWario

YoWario is a weird version and the Yo version of Wario. He has a brother called YoWaluigi. While Wario is the evil strong (and fat) guy, YoWario is the good strong (and STILL fat) guy made by the Yo-Macheenie. YoWario is not as powerful as the true Wario, though, because he has good hygiene. YoWario is a master of Hamon and he fights vampires to get kids' lunch money back. He has a friendly rivalry with Rio to see who is the gooderest. YoWario unfortunately was thrown into the Wa-Machine and was made into WaYoWario. YoWario is truly a loser.
==The Great Battle Of Charity==
One day, YoWario was sitting on his couch watching The Good Teletubbies Show (he doesn't like the other one because it's an eviler show with super eviler hosts) when he got a package at his door. Fearing the worst, because the UnWorld was full of gangs that committed disturbingly normal and plausible acts of violence at this time, he opened the door with his Super Fat (which was bulletproof AND fireproof), expecting a pipe bomb, a spooky CD or even a vial of condensed numbers, but instead he found a package labeled "To YoWario, from Rio".
He opened it and inside he found $1,000,000 and a shoe. Being the good guy he was, he built a well in Africa, gave the shoe to a guy, stopped The Poker from poking the local school, gave Peter Griffin a free iPad, donated blood, gave everyone who followed his link in his bio money, and then gave the money to every charity. Then he sent the last dollar back to Rio, who lobbied across America and Europe for affordable housing, right to repair and more data privacy rights. This started an escalating series of acts of good that culminated with Rio reconstructing the moon after Happycat blew it up (again) and YoWario single-handedly assembling the UnWorld's current orbital infrastructure. It's still going on and Nobody knows who will win.
== The Great War of the Yo-Guys ==
Main article: The Great War of the Yo-Guys
YoWario received an e-mail and he considered as SPAM so he ignored it. The Drop Dead Wario Team was angry, very angry, so they declared the war with the Yo-Guys. When YoWario's team was going to win, Wario turned into Wario-Man and the Soldier WaWaWaWario (who is the friend of WaYoWario) and together destroyed all the army of the Yo-Guys. YoWario was so scared so he ran far, far away to his bizzarre fun house base. Then he called Mario and the Koopa Dynastia for help. However, there weren't plans for a second battle yet, because it would be a FAILURE. Anyways, when YoWaluigi borned, he thought he would won a second battle, so he fought again but he lose again.
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