Woody (Object)

Not to be confused with that toy cowboy named Woody.
Woody is... just a chunk of a wood plank. He's pretty scared of everything, from Nobody to Elmo. He's even scared of WaLaa-Laa! He just screams when he sees anyone, then runs away. His screams are pretty loud. PRETTY LOUD. His girlfriend is Teardrop, who is the only thing Woody's not scared of. TOTALLY. JUST, TOTALLY. I repeat, he is scared of everything except for Teardrop.
Yes, Teardrop.
What happens if he was scared of her?
He would run away.
For sure.
Okaaaaay.
Moving on. He is pretty- wait, did I just say that? Yeah, I did.
Why are YOU reading this?!
Why?
Why?!
WHY?!
Oh, okay. Again, he is pretty scared of everything except for Teardrop.
Done.
If you want to see the things that scare him the most, go here.
== Gallery ==
File:Woody 5.png
File:WoodyDabs.png
== Trivia ==
* Woody is NOT overrated.
*Woody likes dabbing on the haters.
*Woody is a contestant in BFDI seasons 1, 3, and 4.
*Woody is in a friend group with Blocky, Pen, and Eraser.
*UnAnything: The Series has a Woody Arc that started in "Woody's Nightmare" and ended in "The End of the UnUniverse", which revealed how Woody and Teardrop became a romantic couple.
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