S07E07 - "You Randy Bastard..."

This episode completes chapter 1 of "Sort of Friends and Lovers", they then accidentally skip chapter 2 and instead dive into "Various Climaxes".
== Episode Summary ==
Neville and Hannah share a love of plants and some tender kisses. Then Neville and Harry experiment with some stamina potions.
== Notable Moments ==
* Allie predicts the season will end with a "two hot dogs, one bun" scenario.
* Danny's sad groan sounds a bit like a cat.
* In the wizarding world, getting "ghosted" is called getting "demented", and "ghosting" means lingering on long past when you're welcome.
* Three Puffs in a Flat, the Wizarding world equivalent of Three's Company.
* Allie accidentally christens a new Hogwarts house, McDonalds, when Danny changes the text and replaces "Gryffindor" with "McDonalds"
** "I Ron Burgundy'd you" ~ Danny
* The hosts seem confused by the "time hop", not realizing that they have again accidentally skipped chapter 2 of the previous story.
* Thanks to the undetectable expansion charms that are placed on wizarding tents, Danny guesses that it's quite impressive when a wizard "pitches a tent".
* Allie hypothesizes that stamina potion tastes like cold brew with chicken salad in it (a reference to an earlier episode where Danny ate some chicken salad that had fallen in his drink and grossed Allie and Lyndsay out).
* Danny imagines Harry and Neville are dessicated of spunk after coming so much and compares them to Spongebob being wrung dry, and also an I Love Lucy production line that just keeps going.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Ton of action and everyone is happy and in love.
Danny: Up
* Excited to see how this ends.
Lyndsay: Up
* That was a blast
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Mitch's cover of "Tiny Dancer" is played at the end of the episode
* "Undapants" cover of "Party in the USA" sung by Niki and lyrics by Andie is played at the end of the episode.
Category:2018
Category:Episodes
Category:Season 7
Category:Reader: Allie
Category:Allie: Up
Category:Danny: Up
Category:Lyndsay: Up
Category:3 Wands Up