Dick Bling

It can shoot mini-Matts out of its incredibly perfect orifice. Its bling can grow super huge and crush puny objects. Dick Bling is the main cause of the fall of the Roman Empire.
== Dick Bling's Harem ==
Dick Bling was able to make every dumpster dildos' kokoro go dokidoki. They are now its harem. Matt is amused.Category:Signature Uber Weapons