Confused Ice Cream Man

Why is he here?
What is he doing?
There is so much we don't know in this.
==Location==
This boy was found when looking for Jaguar pants for Barrold but we ended up with something much better instead: as you can see here.
==Backstory Hypothesis:==
This man just wanted some free ice cream. Next thing he knows he's super drowsy and being abducted by aliens for their devious plot to turn him into Amazon stock footage.
This needs to be here, just saying.
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