Season Three

The third season of Fishslap originally aired in the United States on the BFA television network, in January of 2017. This season consisted of 15 episodes, a smaller season than usual sitcoms, due to a deal with Hildestad and Stanich's contracts. The season was released fully all at once during the month of January, much like a Netflix original series, a deal in Stanich's contract again.
The series follows the Johnson family, Mitchell "Mick" and Chelsey, along with their children, Scarlett, Bridget, and Dodger, who are 16 (who later turns 17), 13, and 10 (who later turns 11). This season picks up two weeks after rescuing Carol from The Sniper, who was revealed to be Mick's childhood best friend, Arlo. After Arlo has cut off communication and gone into hiding, the Johnsons are nervous about what Arlo is capable of, but also are desperately trying to reach out and get him to come home. Focus is put on the aftermath of Carol being in captivity and her decision to enroll in Alcoholics Anonymous and mend her relationships with friends and family, including her complicated romance with Stu. We also follow Candice and Muffy's journey to officially adopting their Polish son, Niko, with his transition into America, and also planning their wedding. Scarlett's relationship with Saffron is explored more, as well as Bridget's complicated love life. Dodger attempts to find stability in his life, along with the help of his best friend, Vangie. Berta's life is explored as well as her history with the Johnson house, and Stu and Mick's friendship is tested when Mick becomes co-owner of The Fainting Goat. Olive, now offically the mayor of Duluth struggles with how hard it is to be a public figure, and Nina questions her purpose in Duluth. One of the major storylines involves Muffy and Chelsey getting involved in the drug circle in Duluth. Despite attempting to keep their pasts discrete, this season will take the Johnsons to a point of no return with their pasts becoming unescapable and getting into life or death siutations. 
Each episode in the series is told in two time periods. The beginning of each episode focuses on a short flashforward into the lives of the Johnsons and then proceeds to the present. The end of the episode also continutes a short flashforward, continuing where it was last left off. These short flashforwards foreshadow a future event that will have huge climactic results for the Johnsons and eventually all of the pieces come together in Episode 9. This is the first season to not feature flashbacks after Episode 9. 
Main cast members include Sam Hildestad and Cally Stanich as Mick and Chelsey Johnson, respectively. The two are the patriarchal figures of the Johnson family and are natural born leaders, with all of the conflict coming back to them. The two, despite married, have been experiencing relationship issues since leaving Dearborn. Hayley Rosenthal portrays Scarlett Johnson, the eldest daughter, who is coming to terms with her sexuality and adulthood. Scarlett is a huge role model for her younger siblings, Bridget and Dodger who are played by Rachel Williams and Austin Becker. Bridget is a precocious 13-year-old who's life is a passionate (and tragic) love affair. Dodger is the eccentric and marijuana-obsessed, with a desire to be seen and treated as older than he is. Miranda Neuhaus portrays Carol, Chelsey's older sister, who is focusing on getting her life back on track and battling her alcoholism and moving on from her kidnapping. Will Rafferty stars as Stu Gibbons, the eccentric next-door neighbor to the Johnsons, who also has feelings for Carol. This season he focuses on helping Carol's recovery, and struggles with standing up for himself. Stu claims his life has been changed and ruined by the actions of the Johnsons, despite considering Mick his best friend. Paris Curry plays his daughter, Vangie, who's best friends with Dodger and is working on getting over her supressed feelings for him. Promoted from last season, Madison Lang portrays Candice, Chelsey and Carol's oldest sister, who is currently engaged to Muffy and working on adopting their Polish child, Niko. Katie Keller starts as Berta the Housekeeper, the loyal housekeeper, who's backstory is explored heavily this season. Rounding out the main cast is Cole Nubson as Arlo Hutchinson, who's on the run and in hiding this season after revealing himself to be The Sniper. Arlo deals with his inner demons and reprocussions of his actions, as well as trying to return home, knowing things will never be the same. The recurring cast includes Tricia Buerke as Muffy, Candice's fiance and Chelsey's partner in their drug dealing business, Bret Burggraff as Nikodem "Niko", the soon-to-be-adopted Polish son to Muffy and Candice who struggles transition to American life, and Anna Matthes as Olive Kipling, the newly elected mayor and self-proclaimed drunk crazy neighbor to Mick and Chelsey.
==Cast==
===Main cast===
*Hayley Rosenthal as Scarlett Johnson, 
*Rachel Williams as Bridget Johnson, 
*Austin Becker as Dodger Johnson, 
*Paris Curry as Evangeline "Vangie" Gibbons, 
*Will Rafferty as Stewart "Stu" Gibbons, 
*Katie Keller as Berta the Housekeeper, 
*Madison Lang as Candice Slinkenhofner, 
*Cole Nubson as Arlo Hutchinson, 
*Miranda Neuhaus as Carol Slinkenhofner, 
*Sam Hildestad as Mitchell "Mick" Johnson, 
*Cally Stanich as Chelsey Johnson, 
===Recurring cast===
*Tricia Buerke as Muffy Trudeau, the fiance of Candice and soon-to-be adoptive mother of Niko. Muffy is incredibly sarcastic and an avid marijuana lover. This leads her to become involved in Swayne's drug operation with Chelsey as they begin dealing. Muffy also works on planning her wedding with Candice and struggles with keeping the dealing from her. Muffy works this season to decide what in her life is important and grows closer with all of her family. 
*Bret Burggraff as Nikodem "Niko" Kozlowski-Slinkenhofner-Trudeau, a young Polish orphan, who was sponsored and brought over to America by Candice and Muffy. Unable to be officially adopted until their marriage, he works on getting acclamated to America, as well as his new family. Being younger, he bonds quickly with Dodger and Vangie, who early on gets a crush on him. Niko's foreign nature allows him to become popular and well-loved at school and at home, triggering nerves for Dodger. 
*Anna Matthes as Olive Kipling, the eccentric "town drunk" turned new mayor of Duluth. Olive has a slight aggravation for the Johnsons, her old neighbors, as she constantly felt neglected and univited. Now the mayor, Olive is using her civic power to give her purpose and even inact revenge on some of those who've wronged her. In an effort to appease people, Olive works to make Duluth a drug-free zone, despite being an avid pot smoker, and deals with her inner hypocritical actions. Olive is also having an affair with her old political rival, Dell "The Sauce" Pollizzio. 
*Haley Methner as Helena Dash, the next-door neighbor to the Johnsons, who moved there to be her niece Lydia's legal guardian after her twin sister, Margot, was accidentally killed by Chelsey. Her bubbly are carefree personality are much different from her late sister's, and she becomes a confidant to the Johnsons. This season, Helena bonds with Mick as he feels his family is falling apart. 
*Megan Graftaas as Lydia Dash, the daughter of the late Margot Dash, niece to Helena Dash (her legal guardian), and best friend of Bridget. Lydia is an extremely talented aspiring actress and also very quirky. This season, Bridget and her grow closer as they work to discover who a postitive pregnancy test belongs to, and experiment with drinking and transitioning as teenagers. 
*Eden Nesburg as Nina Perales, Stu's ex-wife, who's broke and stranded in Duluth. Nina, struggling to find a purpose in her life, has devoted herself this season to being a better person and friend to everyone. She lives across the street from the Johnsons in Olive's old house, and works on being accepted into the Johnson's close circle. Nina also works to mend her relationships with Stu and ex-adoptive daughter, Vangie.
*Kalley Carlson as Saffron, the current girlfriend of Scarlett. As a teenager, Saffron vent viral as an emo-punk singer on YouTube, and Scarlett was one of her followers. Openly pansexual, she has helped Scarlett discover more about herself and has become her best friend. This season, Saffron helps Scarlett through all of her family troubles, including learning more about her adoption. 
*Michelle "Sprinkles" Vang as Lucelia "Lulu" Lee, the mayoral assistant to new mayor Olive Kipling. Lulu, while having a resume of odd jobs in her past, feels as though she has finally found her calling. Lulu is very cut-by-the-book and works to keep everything in line, and encourages Olive to make Duluth a drug-free city. However, Lulu is oblivious to all of the illegal activity going on in front of her, which eventually comes back to bite her.
*Garrett Klaus as Swayne Ballard, the leader of a drug operation, self-proclaimed drug lord of Duluth. He offers Chelsey a partnership with him, seeing her potential. However, Swayne craves his complete power and is easy to become enraged when he's provoked. Swayne isn't afraid to do whatever it takes to keep his operation discrete and remain on top. While best friends with Bender, he soon falls victim to his business suffering after Bender goes behind his back with Chelsey and starts a growing business. Swayne also has the hots for Chelsey and isn't afraid to be vocal about it. 
*Noah Anderson as Felix Bender, originally an employee of Swayne's drug operation, and the manager of the Panera cover business they set up. Bender bonds with Chelsey early on after she reveals some of her secrets and struggles to him. He has wishes of setting up his own growing operation and expanding his and Swayne's business. Bender then later becomes partners with Chelsey when they decide to start growing his hybrid plants. Bender then gets caught between his two best friends war, Swayne and Chelsey.
*Kenzie Kaspszak as Esmé, an employee of Swayne's drug operation, primarily the one who weighs and bags the product. In the beginning of the season, Esmé is pregnant with a baby boy. Esmé can barely pick up on social cues, causing her to speak her mind and be rather bitchy. As the season progresses, Esmé becomes suspiscious of Chelsey's loyalty to their operation, and eventually Bender's as well. 
*Catherine Dukelow as Brook Posen, Carol's old high school rival, who is the leader of Alcholics Anonymous. Upon first meeting her, Brook asks pretentiously towards Carol, until it's learned that Brook's lived a miserable life. To spite Carol, Brook gives Scarlett a job at her store, Namaste Gifts and Healing. Brook becomes close with Scarlett and later Saffron throughout the season as they struggle with figuring who they are and where they belong in life. However, as the season progresses Scarlett and Saffron grow wary of Brook's mysterious and ominous nature. 
*Belle Wanke as Clitorus "Tori" Knox, Arlo's old co-worker at the Electric Fetus. Tori is the first to discover that Arlo is hiding out in Duluth and begins stalking him. Eventually, the two become great friends and Tori invites Arlo to live with him while he figures his life out, where they grow closer romantically. Tori is seemingly connected to almost every storyline this season, including the drug operation and Brook's gift store.
*Michaela Lochen as Cleo Ra, twin to Pat, and worker at Namaste Gifts and Healing. Cleo is a deadpan snarker and occasionally creepy. She, along with her sister, know more than they let on to Scarlett and Saffron. Cleo is devoted to Brook wholeheartedly. 
*Lauren Lochen as Pat Ra, twin sister to Cleo, and worker at Namaste Gifts and Healing. Scarlett is at first intimidated by Pat and her sister, as they say snarky and disturbing things to her. She is incredibly loyal to Brook and her sister. 
*Kayla Fuller as Corrine Carmichael, the lead news anchor of the local Duluth news station. Corrine only makes appearances on the television when she reports the hottest news in town. 
*Elsa Hennessy-Barnes as Jenny Robinson, Scarlett's old best friend and also receiver of her affections. Jenny and Scarlett had a falling out, but are still on good terms. Jenny is a talented dancer and generally quiet girl, yet she has her crass outburst moments. Jenny comes back to this season after getting a job with Brook, where she becomes part of a much more sisnster plot. 
*Antony Ferguson as DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio, the younger brother of Dell "The Sauce" Pollizzio. Holden becomes suspiscious of Olive being involved in the growing drug circle in Duluth and will stop at nothing to bring justice to the problem. However, after continually getting swindled by the various drug operations, he makes a choice that could end the issue once and for all. 
===Special guest cast===
*Lin-Manuel Miranda as Dell "The Sauce" Pollizzio,
*Kelli Trainor as herself, 
*Ed Sheeran as Berta's Rich Successful Husband, 
==Episodes==
No.overall	No.in season	Title 	Original air date			
31 	1 	"Golden Showers Make Me Feel Special" 	January 2017 			
Two weeks have passed since the events of Season Two and the Johnsons and friends are working on adjusting back to their lives. At the beginning of the episode, Bridget and Lydia are giving each other makeovers when Bridget discovers a positive pregnancy test. She becomes determined to discover who the test belongs and who is pregnant. Muffy and Candice (along with stowaway Vangie) return from Poland with their soon-to-be-adopted son, Niko. They reveal that until they officially get married, they were not allowed to adopt Niko with marital benefits, and announce they are beginning to plan their wedding which will be in two months. Vangie, who has a minor crush on Niko, introduces him to Dodger and they work to help Niko get adjusted to American life. They get Niko to watch the Puppy Bowl, which he is delighted at. The three then get the idea to begin training Bulldog Chicken to become an athlete so it will be featured in the Puppy Bowl the next year. They become deterred when Bulldog Chicken proves herself to be incredibly stubborn. Being SuperBowl Sunday, Chelsey decides to host a neighborhood Superbowl watch party, where she's confronted by new across the street neighbor, Sue the Pancake Lady, who was planning on throwing a party to welcome herself to the neighborhood. Berta then teams up with Chelsey to compete against Sue in a local televised baking competition where the winner will be allowed to throw their party. However, the competition goes awry when Chelsey mixes pickles into their food, unaware of Berta's allergy and Berta goes into allergic shock.
Meanwhile, Olive is adjusting to her new duties as the Mayor of Duluth, with Lulu as her assistant, saddening Nina. Olive now lives at the Mayoral Mansion, and begins to exploit the luxuries of local politics, including her always getting seated as restaurants, getting free groceries at Target (which she dubs as "free samples"), her fancy BMW, getting to sign local laws (giving her autograph) and responding to fanmail. Scarlett and Saffron, an official couple, get to experience the joys of the beginning of a relationship, but are troubled when they go to a gay bar and notice how they are unlike a majority of the lesbian couples there. Scarlett then apologizes to Saffron for not knowing how to act in a relationship, which Saffron assures her that she's perfect. After her kidnapping, Carol has been reclusive and stayed mainly at home. Stu visits her, bringing soup, and tries to get her to talk. Carol explains that she just needs time to find herself and feel safe again, and Stu offers to let her come stay with him at his house, which she kindly declines. Carol tries to bring up the subject of their relationship and how they were going to start dating, but Stu tells her to rest and focus on herself.
Bridget, on her pregnancy quest, confronts all of the women about the pregnancy stick. She confronts Helena, who reveals that she had her tubes tied years ago, but understands why she was confronted because she's a hoe. Candice and Muffy explain it can't be them because they've been in Poland, nor can it be Scarlett, who's a virgin. After breaking into the baking competition and embarassing Berta and Chelsey to pee on a stick on live television, they become convinced that Nina must be pregnant, however upon returning home they find Vangie, Dodger, and Niko who are training Bulldog Chicken. Bulldog Chicken then pecks Vangie to be released and returns to its nest, where it sits on an egg. Bridget realizes Bulldog Chicken must've somehow peed on the stick before laying its egg and will be expecting a baby chick soon. She dedicates herself to be Bulldog Chicken's midwife. After Berta's allergic reaction and being disqualified from the competition, Chelsey cancels her Superbowl Party.
Mick for the past two weeks has been trying to get in contact with Arlo, to no luck. Mick leaves a voicemail, which Arlo listens to before ditching his phone in a river and buying a burner phone at a gas station. With a shaven head and a stolen car, Arlo drives down the road, revealing himself to be in Beloit, Wisconsin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives up to the Johnson household in the same stolen car. As he pulls up, he sees firetrucks and ambulances outside in a commotion. He runs to check and see what's occurred but can't find any of the Johnsons there. He asks a fireman, who explains a small fire was started but quickly extinguished, however someone was found inside, unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance where an EMT reveals who the body is to Arlo, shocking him.
Title quotation from: Bridget, after explaining how you need to pee on a stick to make a pregnancy test, and adds that sometimes you might pee on yourself, which is an activity some people get turned on by. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang, Sue the Pancake Lady	
Two weeks have passed since the events of Season Two and the Johnsons and friends are working on adjusting back to their lives. At the beginning of the episode, Bridget and Lydia are giving each other makeovers when Bridget discovers a positive pregnancy test. She becomes determined to discover who the test belongs and who is pregnant. Muffy and Candice (along with stowaway Vangie) return from Poland with their soon-to-be-adopted son, Niko. They reveal that until they officially get married, they were not allowed to adopt Niko with marital benefits, and announce they are beginning to plan their wedding which will be in two months. Vangie, who has a minor crush on Niko, introduces him to Dodger and they work to help Niko get adjusted to American life. They get Niko to watch the Puppy Bowl, which he is delighted at. The three then get the idea to begin training Bulldog Chicken to become an athlete so it will be featured in the Puppy Bowl the next year. They become deterred when Bulldog Chicken proves herself to be incredibly stubborn. Being SuperBowl Sunday, Chelsey decides to host a neighborhood Superbowl watch party, where she's confronted by new across the street neighbor, Sue the Pancake Lady, who was planning on throwing a party to welcome herself to the neighborhood. Berta then teams up with Chelsey to compete against Sue in a local televised baking competition where the winner will be allowed to throw their party. However, the competition goes awry when Chelsey mixes pickles into their food, unaware of Berta's allergy and Berta goes into allergic shock.
Meanwhile, Olive is adjusting to her new duties as the Mayor of Duluth, with Lulu as her assistant, saddening Nina. Olive now lives at the Mayoral Mansion, and begins to exploit the luxuries of local politics, including her always getting seated as restaurants, getting free groceries at Target (which she dubs as "free samples"), her fancy BMW, getting to sign local laws (giving her autograph) and responding to fanmail. Scarlett and Saffron, an official couple, get to experience the joys of the beginning of a relationship, but are troubled when they go to a gay bar and notice how they are unlike a majority of the lesbian couples there. Scarlett then apologizes to Saffron for not knowing how to act in a relationship, which Saffron assures her that she's perfect. After her kidnapping, Carol has been reclusive and stayed mainly at home. Stu visits her, bringing soup, and tries to get her to talk. Carol explains that she just needs time to find herself and feel safe again, and Stu offers to let her come stay with him at his house, which she kindly declines. Carol tries to bring up the subject of their relationship and how they were going to start dating, but Stu tells her to rest and focus on herself.
Bridget, on her pregnancy quest, confronts all of the women about the pregnancy stick. She confronts Helena, who reveals that she had her tubes tied years ago, but understands why she was confronted because she's a hoe. Candice and Muffy explain it can't be them because they've been in Poland, nor can it be Scarlett, who's a virgin. After breaking into the baking competition and embarassing Berta and Chelsey to pee on a stick on live television, they become convinced that Nina must be pregnant, however upon returning home they find Vangie, Dodger, and Niko who are training Bulldog Chicken. Bulldog Chicken then pecks Vangie to be released and returns to its nest, where it sits on an egg. Bridget realizes Bulldog Chicken must've somehow peed on the stick before laying its egg and will be expecting a baby chick soon. She dedicates herself to be Bulldog Chicken's midwife. After Berta's allergic reaction and being disqualified from the competition, Chelsey cancels her Superbowl Party.
Mick for the past two weeks has been trying to get in contact with Arlo, to no luck. Mick leaves a voicemail, which Arlo listens to before ditching his phone in a river and buying a burner phone at a gas station. With a shaven head and a stolen car, Arlo drives down the road, revealing himself to be in Beloit, Wisconsin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives up to the Johnson household in the same stolen car. As he pulls up, he sees firetrucks and ambulances outside in a commotion. He runs to check and see what's occurred but can't find any of the Johnsons there. He asks a fireman, who explains a small fire was started but quickly extinguished, however someone was found inside, unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance where an EMT reveals who the body is to Arlo, shocking him.
Title quotation from: Bridget, after explaining how you need to pee on a stick to make a pregnancy test, and adds that sometimes you might pee on yourself, which is an activity some people get turned on by. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang, Sue the Pancake Lady	
Two weeks have passed since the events of Season Two and the Johnsons and friends are working on adjusting back to their lives. At the beginning of the episode, Bridget and Lydia are giving each other makeovers when Bridget discovers a positive pregnancy test. She becomes determined to discover who the test belongs and who is pregnant. Muffy and Candice (along with stowaway Vangie) return from Poland with their soon-to-be-adopted son, Niko. They reveal that until they officially get married, they were not allowed to adopt Niko with marital benefits, and announce they are beginning to plan their wedding which will be in two months. Vangie, who has a minor crush on Niko, introduces him to Dodger and they work to help Niko get adjusted to American life. They get Niko to watch the Puppy Bowl, which he is delighted at. The three then get the idea to begin training Bulldog Chicken to become an athlete so it will be featured in the Puppy Bowl the next year. They become deterred when Bulldog Chicken proves herself to be incredibly stubborn. Being SuperBowl Sunday, Chelsey decides to host a neighborhood Superbowl watch party, where she's confronted by new across the street neighbor, Sue the Pancake Lady, who was planning on throwing a party to welcome herself to the neighborhood. Berta then teams up with Chelsey to compete against Sue in a local televised baking competition where the winner will be allowed to throw their party. However, the competition goes awry when Chelsey mixes pickles into their food, unaware of Berta's allergy and Berta goes into allergic shock.
Meanwhile, Olive is adjusting to her new duties as the Mayor of Duluth, with Lulu as her assistant, saddening Nina. Olive now lives at the Mayoral Mansion, and begins to exploit the luxuries of local politics, including her always getting seated as restaurants, getting free groceries at Target (which she dubs as "free samples"), her fancy BMW, getting to sign local laws (giving her autograph) and responding to fanmail. Scarlett and Saffron, an official couple, get to experience the joys of the beginning of a relationship, but are troubled when they go to a gay bar and notice how they are unlike a majority of the lesbian couples there. Scarlett then apologizes to Saffron for not knowing how to act in a relationship, which Saffron assures her that she's perfect. After her kidnapping, Carol has been reclusive and stayed mainly at home. Stu visits her, bringing soup, and tries to get her to talk. Carol explains that she just needs time to find herself and feel safe again, and Stu offers to let her come stay with him at his house, which she kindly declines. Carol tries to bring up the subject of their relationship and how they were going to start dating, but Stu tells her to rest and focus on herself.
Bridget, on her pregnancy quest, confronts all of the women about the pregnancy stick. She confronts Helena, who reveals that she had her tubes tied years ago, but understands why she was confronted because she's a hoe. Candice and Muffy explain it can't be them because they've been in Poland, nor can it be Scarlett, who's a virgin. After breaking into the baking competition and embarassing Berta and Chelsey to pee on a stick on live television, they become convinced that Nina must be pregnant, however upon returning home they find Vangie, Dodger, and Niko who are training Bulldog Chicken. Bulldog Chicken then pecks Vangie to be released and returns to its nest, where it sits on an egg. Bridget realizes Bulldog Chicken must've somehow peed on the stick before laying its egg and will be expecting a baby chick soon. She dedicates herself to be Bulldog Chicken's midwife. After Berta's allergic reaction and being disqualified from the competition, Chelsey cancels her Superbowl Party.
Mick for the past two weeks has been trying to get in contact with Arlo, to no luck. Mick leaves a voicemail, which Arlo listens to before ditching his phone in a river and buying a burner phone at a gas station. With a shaven head and a stolen car, Arlo drives down the road, revealing himself to be in Beloit, Wisconsin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives up to the Johnson household in the same stolen car. As he pulls up, he sees firetrucks and ambulances outside in a commotion. He runs to check and see what's occurred but can't find any of the Johnsons there. He asks a fireman, who explains a small fire was started but quickly extinguished, however someone was found inside, unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance where an EMT reveals who the body is to Arlo, shocking him.
Title quotation from: Bridget, after explaining how you need to pee on a stick to make a pregnancy test, and adds that sometimes you might pee on yourself, which is an activity some people get turned on by. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang, Sue the Pancake Lady	
Two weeks have passed since the events of Season Two and the Johnsons and friends are working on adjusting back to their lives. At the beginning of the episode, Bridget and Lydia are giving each other makeovers when Bridget discovers a positive pregnancy test. She becomes determined to discover who the test belongs and who is pregnant. Muffy and Candice (along with stowaway Vangie) return from Poland with their soon-to-be-adopted son, Niko. They reveal that until they officially get married, they were not allowed to adopt Niko with marital benefits, and announce they are beginning to plan their wedding which will be in two months. Vangie, who has a minor crush on Niko, introduces him to Dodger and they work to help Niko get adjusted to American life. They get Niko to watch the Puppy Bowl, which he is delighted at. The three then get the idea to begin training Bulldog Chicken to become an athlete so it will be featured in the Puppy Bowl the next year. They become deterred when Bulldog Chicken proves herself to be incredibly stubborn. Being SuperBowl Sunday, Chelsey decides to host a neighborhood Superbowl watch party, where she's confronted by new across the street neighbor, Sue the Pancake Lady, who was planning on throwing a party to welcome herself to the neighborhood. Berta then teams up with Chelsey to compete against Sue in a local televised baking competition where the winner will be allowed to throw their party. However, the competition goes awry when Chelsey mixes pickles into their food, unaware of Berta's allergy and Berta goes into allergic shock.
Meanwhile, Olive is adjusting to her new duties as the Mayor of Duluth, with Lulu as her assistant, saddening Nina. Olive now lives at the Mayoral Mansion, and begins to exploit the luxuries of local politics, including her always getting seated as restaurants, getting free groceries at Target (which she dubs as "free samples"), her fancy BMW, getting to sign local laws (giving her autograph) and responding to fanmail. Scarlett and Saffron, an official couple, get to experience the joys of the beginning of a relationship, but are troubled when they go to a gay bar and notice how they are unlike a majority of the lesbian couples there. Scarlett then apologizes to Saffron for not knowing how to act in a relationship, which Saffron assures her that she's perfect. After her kidnapping, Carol has been reclusive and stayed mainly at home. Stu visits her, bringing soup, and tries to get her to talk. Carol explains that she just needs time to find herself and feel safe again, and Stu offers to let her come stay with him at his house, which she kindly declines. Carol tries to bring up the subject of their relationship and how they were going to start dating, but Stu tells her to rest and focus on herself.
Bridget, on her pregnancy quest, confronts all of the women about the pregnancy stick. She confronts Helena, who reveals that she had her tubes tied years ago, but understands why she was confronted because she's a hoe. Candice and Muffy explain it can't be them because they've been in Poland, nor can it be Scarlett, who's a virgin. After breaking into the baking competition and embarassing Berta and Chelsey to pee on a stick on live television, they become convinced that Nina must be pregnant, however upon returning home they find Vangie, Dodger, and Niko who are training Bulldog Chicken. Bulldog Chicken then pecks Vangie to be released and returns to its nest, where it sits on an egg. Bridget realizes Bulldog Chicken must've somehow peed on the stick before laying its egg and will be expecting a baby chick soon. She dedicates herself to be Bulldog Chicken's midwife. After Berta's allergic reaction and being disqualified from the competition, Chelsey cancels her Superbowl Party.
Mick for the past two weeks has been trying to get in contact with Arlo, to no luck. Mick leaves a voicemail, which Arlo listens to before ditching his phone in a river and buying a burner phone at a gas station. With a shaven head and a stolen car, Arlo drives down the road, revealing himself to be in Beloit, Wisconsin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives up to the Johnson household in the same stolen car. As he pulls up, he sees firetrucks and ambulances outside in a commotion. He runs to check and see what's occurred but can't find any of the Johnsons there. He asks a fireman, who explains a small fire was started but quickly extinguished, however someone was found inside, unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance where an EMT reveals who the body is to Arlo, shocking him.
Title quotation from: Bridget, after explaining how you need to pee on a stick to make a pregnancy test, and adds that sometimes you might pee on yourself, which is an activity some people get turned on by. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang, Sue the Pancake Lady	
Two weeks have passed since the events of Season Two and the Johnsons and friends are working on adjusting back to their lives. At the beginning of the episode, Bridget and Lydia are giving each other makeovers when Bridget discovers a positive pregnancy test. She becomes determined to discover who the test belongs and who is pregnant. Muffy and Candice (along with stowaway Vangie) return from Poland with their soon-to-be-adopted son, Niko. They reveal that until they officially get married, they were not allowed to adopt Niko with marital benefits, and announce they are beginning to plan their wedding which will be in two months. Vangie, who has a minor crush on Niko, introduces him to Dodger and they work to help Niko get adjusted to American life. They get Niko to watch the Puppy Bowl, which he is delighted at. The three then get the idea to begin training Bulldog Chicken to become an athlete so it will be featured in the Puppy Bowl the next year. They become deterred when Bulldog Chicken proves herself to be incredibly stubborn. Being SuperBowl Sunday, Chelsey decides to host a neighborhood Superbowl watch party, where she's confronted by new across the street neighbor, Sue the Pancake Lady, who was planning on throwing a party to welcome herself to the neighborhood. Berta then teams up with Chelsey to compete against Sue in a local televised baking competition where the winner will be allowed to throw their party. However, the competition goes awry when Chelsey mixes pickles into their food, unaware of Berta's allergy and Berta goes into allergic shock.
Meanwhile, Olive is adjusting to her new duties as the Mayor of Duluth, with Lulu as her assistant, saddening Nina. Olive now lives at the Mayoral Mansion, and begins to exploit the luxuries of local politics, including her always getting seated as restaurants, getting free groceries at Target (which she dubs as "free samples"), her fancy BMW, getting to sign local laws (giving her autograph) and responding to fanmail. Scarlett and Saffron, an official couple, get to experience the joys of the beginning of a relationship, but are troubled when they go to a gay bar and notice how they are unlike a majority of the lesbian couples there. Scarlett then apologizes to Saffron for not knowing how to act in a relationship, which Saffron assures her that she's perfect. After her kidnapping, Carol has been reclusive and stayed mainly at home. Stu visits her, bringing soup, and tries to get her to talk. Carol explains that she just needs time to find herself and feel safe again, and Stu offers to let her come stay with him at his house, which she kindly declines. Carol tries to bring up the subject of their relationship and how they were going to start dating, but Stu tells her to rest and focus on herself.
Bridget, on her pregnancy quest, confronts all of the women about the pregnancy stick. She confronts Helena, who reveals that she had her tubes tied years ago, but understands why she was confronted because she's a hoe. Candice and Muffy explain it can't be them because they've been in Poland, nor can it be Scarlett, who's a virgin. After breaking into the baking competition and embarassing Berta and Chelsey to pee on a stick on live television, they become convinced that Nina must be pregnant, however upon returning home they find Vangie, Dodger, and Niko who are training Bulldog Chicken. Bulldog Chicken then pecks Vangie to be released and returns to its nest, where it sits on an egg. Bridget realizes Bulldog Chicken must've somehow peed on the stick before laying its egg and will be expecting a baby chick soon. She dedicates herself to be Bulldog Chicken's midwife. After Berta's allergic reaction and being disqualified from the competition, Chelsey cancels her Superbowl Party.
Mick for the past two weeks has been trying to get in contact with Arlo, to no luck. Mick leaves a voicemail, which Arlo listens to before ditching his phone in a river and buying a burner phone at a gas station. With a shaven head and a stolen car, Arlo drives down the road, revealing himself to be in Beloit, Wisconsin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives up to the Johnson household in the same stolen car. As he pulls up, he sees firetrucks and ambulances outside in a commotion. He runs to check and see what's occurred but can't find any of the Johnsons there. He asks a fireman, who explains a small fire was started but quickly extinguished, however someone was found inside, unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance where an EMT reveals who the body is to Arlo, shocking him.
Title quotation from: Bridget, after explaining how you need to pee on a stick to make a pregnancy test, and adds that sometimes you might pee on yourself, which is an activity some people get turned on by. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang, Sue the Pancake Lady	
Two weeks have passed since the events of Season Two and the Johnsons and friends are working on adjusting back to their lives. At the beginning of the episode, Bridget and Lydia are giving each other makeovers when Bridget discovers a positive pregnancy test. She becomes determined to discover who the test belongs and who is pregnant. Muffy and Candice (along with stowaway Vangie) return from Poland with their soon-to-be-adopted son, Niko. They reveal that until they officially get married, they were not allowed to adopt Niko with marital benefits, and announce they are beginning to plan their wedding which will be in two months. Vangie, who has a minor crush on Niko, introduces him to Dodger and they work to help Niko get adjusted to American life. They get Niko to watch the Puppy Bowl, which he is delighted at. The three then get the idea to begin training Bulldog Chicken to become an athlete so it will be featured in the Puppy Bowl the next year. They become deterred when Bulldog Chicken proves herself to be incredibly stubborn. Being SuperBowl Sunday, Chelsey decides to host a neighborhood Superbowl watch party, where she's confronted by new across the street neighbor, Sue the Pancake Lady, who was planning on throwing a party to welcome herself to the neighborhood. Berta then teams up with Chelsey to compete against Sue in a local televised baking competition where the winner will be allowed to throw their party. However, the competition goes awry when Chelsey mixes pickles into their food, unaware of Berta's allergy and Berta goes into allergic shock.
Meanwhile, Olive is adjusting to her new duties as the Mayor of Duluth, with Lulu as her assistant, saddening Nina. Olive now lives at the Mayoral Mansion, and begins to exploit the luxuries of local politics, including her always getting seated as restaurants, getting free groceries at Target (which she dubs as "free samples"), her fancy BMW, getting to sign local laws (giving her autograph) and responding to fanmail. Scarlett and Saffron, an official couple, get to experience the joys of the beginning of a relationship, but are troubled when they go to a gay bar and notice how they are unlike a majority of the lesbian couples there. Scarlett then apologizes to Saffron for not knowing how to act in a relationship, which Saffron assures her that she's perfect. After her kidnapping, Carol has been reclusive and stayed mainly at home. Stu visits her, bringing soup, and tries to get her to talk. Carol explains that she just needs time to find herself and feel safe again, and Stu offers to let her come stay with him at his house, which she kindly declines. Carol tries to bring up the subject of their relationship and how they were going to start dating, but Stu tells her to rest and focus on herself.
Bridget, on her pregnancy quest, confronts all of the women about the pregnancy stick. She confronts Helena, who reveals that she had her tubes tied years ago, but understands why she was confronted because she's a hoe. Candice and Muffy explain it can't be them because they've been in Poland, nor can it be Scarlett, who's a virgin. After breaking into the baking competition and embarassing Berta and Chelsey to pee on a stick on live television, they become convinced that Nina must be pregnant, however upon returning home they find Vangie, Dodger, and Niko who are training Bulldog Chicken. Bulldog Chicken then pecks Vangie to be released and returns to its nest, where it sits on an egg. Bridget realizes Bulldog Chicken must've somehow peed on the stick before laying its egg and will be expecting a baby chick soon. She dedicates herself to be Bulldog Chicken's midwife. After Berta's allergic reaction and being disqualified from the competition, Chelsey cancels her Superbowl Party.
Mick for the past two weeks has been trying to get in contact with Arlo, to no luck. Mick leaves a voicemail, which Arlo listens to before ditching his phone in a river and buying a burner phone at a gas station. With a shaven head and a stolen car, Arlo drives down the road, revealing himself to be in Beloit, Wisconsin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives up to the Johnson household in the same stolen car. As he pulls up, he sees firetrucks and ambulances outside in a commotion. He runs to check and see what's occurred but can't find any of the Johnsons there. He asks a fireman, who explains a small fire was started but quickly extinguished, however someone was found inside, unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance where an EMT reveals who the body is to Arlo, shocking him.
Title quotation from: Bridget, after explaining how you need to pee on a stick to make a pregnancy test, and adds that sometimes you might pee on yourself, which is an activity some people get turned on by. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang, Sue the Pancake Lady	
Two weeks have passed since the events of Season Two and the Johnsons and friends are working on adjusting back to their lives. At the beginning of the episode, Bridget and Lydia are giving each other makeovers when Bridget discovers a positive pregnancy test. She becomes determined to discover who the test belongs and who is pregnant. Muffy and Candice (along with stowaway Vangie) return from Poland with their soon-to-be-adopted son, Niko. They reveal that until they officially get married, they were not allowed to adopt Niko with marital benefits, and announce they are beginning to plan their wedding which will be in two months. Vangie, who has a minor crush on Niko, introduces him to Dodger and they work to help Niko get adjusted to American life. They get Niko to watch the Puppy Bowl, which he is delighted at. The three then get the idea to begin training Bulldog Chicken to become an athlete so it will be featured in the Puppy Bowl the next year. They become deterred when Bulldog Chicken proves herself to be incredibly stubborn. Being SuperBowl Sunday, Chelsey decides to host a neighborhood Superbowl watch party, where she's confronted by new across the street neighbor, Sue the Pancake Lady, who was planning on throwing a party to welcome herself to the neighborhood. Berta then teams up with Chelsey to compete against Sue in a local televised baking competition where the winner will be allowed to throw their party. However, the competition goes awry when Chelsey mixes pickles into their food, unaware of Berta's allergy and Berta goes into allergic shock.
Meanwhile, Olive is adjusting to her new duties as the Mayor of Duluth, with Lulu as her assistant, saddening Nina. Olive now lives at the Mayoral Mansion, and begins to exploit the luxuries of local politics, including her always getting seated as restaurants, getting free groceries at Target (which she dubs as "free samples"), her fancy BMW, getting to sign local laws (giving her autograph) and responding to fanmail. Scarlett and Saffron, an official couple, get to experience the joys of the beginning of a relationship, but are troubled when they go to a gay bar and notice how they are unlike a majority of the lesbian couples there. Scarlett then apologizes to Saffron for not knowing how to act in a relationship, which Saffron assures her that she's perfect. After her kidnapping, Carol has been reclusive and stayed mainly at home. Stu visits her, bringing soup, and tries to get her to talk. Carol explains that she just needs time to find herself and feel safe again, and Stu offers to let her come stay with him at his house, which she kindly declines. Carol tries to bring up the subject of their relationship and how they were going to start dating, but Stu tells her to rest and focus on herself.
Bridget, on her pregnancy quest, confronts all of the women about the pregnancy stick. She confronts Helena, who reveals that she had her tubes tied years ago, but understands why she was confronted because she's a hoe. Candice and Muffy explain it can't be them because they've been in Poland, nor can it be Scarlett, who's a virgin. After breaking into the baking competition and embarassing Berta and Chelsey to pee on a stick on live television, they become convinced that Nina must be pregnant, however upon returning home they find Vangie, Dodger, and Niko who are training Bulldog Chicken. Bulldog Chicken then pecks Vangie to be released and returns to its nest, where it sits on an egg. Bridget realizes Bulldog Chicken must've somehow peed on the stick before laying its egg and will be expecting a baby chick soon. She dedicates herself to be Bulldog Chicken's midwife. After Berta's allergic reaction and being disqualified from the competition, Chelsey cancels her Superbowl Party.
Mick for the past two weeks has been trying to get in contact with Arlo, to no luck. Mick leaves a voicemail, which Arlo listens to before ditching his phone in a river and buying a burner phone at a gas station. With a shaven head and a stolen car, Arlo drives down the road, revealing himself to be in Beloit, Wisconsin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives up to the Johnson household in the same stolen car. As he pulls up, he sees firetrucks and ambulances outside in a commotion. He runs to check and see what's occurred but can't find any of the Johnsons there. He asks a fireman, who explains a small fire was started but quickly extinguished, however someone was found inside, unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance where an EMT reveals who the body is to Arlo, shocking him.
Title quotation from: Bridget, after explaining how you need to pee on a stick to make a pregnancy test, and adds that sometimes you might pee on yourself, which is an activity some people get turned on by. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang, Sue the Pancake Lady
 	 	 	 			
32 	2 	"No, Short For Clitorus" 	January 2017 			
Arlo is driving through Wisconsin when he gets a flat tire. He stumbles into a diner and sits down with a woman, where he pulls out a gun and demands for her car keys.
After perky news anchor Corrine Carmichael reports about a pro-weed rally going on in the park, Chelsey, Candice, and Muffy (along with Scarlett, Saffron, Bridget and Dodger) decide to go down to the rally and show their support and see what everything is about. Candice decides to get stoned at the rally and leads a speech on the benefits of marijuana use. Chelsey and Muffy meet Tori Knox, who used to work at Electric Fetus with Arlo. Tori asks about how they're doing since Arlo's death, and everyone pretends to be recovering. Bridget brings Bulldog Chicken along to the rally, after declaring herself to Bulldog Chicken's midwife, and carries her egg in a baby pouch over her chest. Chelsey catches Dodger trying to make a drug deal with an attractive mysterious man, who introduces himself as Swayne Ballard. Chelsey scolds him for selling to children, and Swayne jokes that he just supplies to anyone who's willing to buy. The two then begin talking and Chelsey reveals she used to deal. Swayne, surprised, reveals he controls much of the weed movement that goes on in Duluth, along with his team, Felix Bender and the pregnant Esmé. He offers weed to Chelsey, who tells him that she doesn't smoke, only sells.
Meanwhile, Mick and Stu work on getting Carol to leave the house for the first time, who's been cooped up and eats only fried chicken since the kidnapping. They eventually coax Carol to leave and they go have a night on the town, where Carol gets drunk and has a panic attack. The next morning, Stu talks to Carol and suggests that they enroll her in Alcoholics Anonymous to try and get her sober, which will hopefully help her anxiety about the kidnapping. After Niko starts having aversion to American food, Berta and Vangie team up to help train Niko's stomach to the increased portion sizes and fat content of American cuisine. Berta then talks to Vangie about the dangers of her having a potential crush on Niko and how he needs to get adjusted to his new life.
Lulu informs Olive that the pro-weed rally has grown increasingly loud and a group of anti-weed protestors have shown up. Olive, fearing that her inability to contain the rally will result in people losing faith in her leadership shows up to the rally, where chaos has insued. Candice, who is fully high leads a riot against the protestors and is taken into custody. Amidst the chaos, Swayne gives his number to Chelsey and tells her if she ever wants to start doing business to give him a call. Bridget becomes extremely protective over the egg and starts yelling at people to back off during the riot. After the riot, Muffy bails Candice out of jail and they return home. Lulu advises Olive that she has to make a statement about the events of the rally that day. During the nightly news, Olive comes on and announces one of her acts as new mayor is to help make Duluth a drug-free zone. Chelsey smiles as she looks at Swayne's number and begins to dial it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Chelsey is home alone when Swayne knocks on her door. He busts the door in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey slyly denies Swayne and tells him she need to get to Candice's wedding rehearsal. Swayne, furious, turns to leave, and notices the time, 4:20. He flicks his lighter at Chelsey and tells her to "Blaze it" as he leaves the lighter on the counter. Chelsey then picks up her phone and tells the call recipient "Swayne's onto us."
Title quotation from: Tori, when explaining to Bridget that her name isn't short for Victoria, but rather Clitorus
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Vang	
Arlo is driving through Wisconsin when he gets a flat tire. He stumbles into a diner and sits down with a woman, where he pulls out a gun and demands for her car keys.
After perky news anchor Corrine Carmichael reports about a pro-weed rally going on in the park, Chelsey, Candice, and Muffy (along with Scarlett, Saffron, Bridget and Dodger) decide to go down to the rally and show their support and see what everything is about. Candice decides to get stoned at the rally and leads a speech on the benefits of marijuana use. Chelsey and Muffy meet Tori Knox, who used to work at Electric Fetus with Arlo. Tori asks about how they're doing since Arlo's death, and everyone pretends to be recovering. Bridget brings Bulldog Chicken along to the rally, after declaring herself to Bulldog Chicken's midwife, and carries her egg in a baby pouch over her chest. Chelsey catches Dodger trying to make a drug deal with an attractive mysterious man, who introduces himself as Swayne Ballard. Chelsey scolds him for selling to children, and Swayne jokes that he just supplies to anyone who's willing to buy. The two then begin talking and Chelsey reveals she used to deal. Swayne, surprised, reveals he controls much of the weed movement that goes on in Duluth, along with his team, Felix Bender and the pregnant Esmé. He offers weed to Chelsey, who tells him that she doesn't smoke, only sells.
Meanwhile, Mick and Stu work on getting Carol to leave the house for the first time, who's been cooped up and eats only fried chicken since the kidnapping. They eventually coax Carol to leave and they go have a night on the town, where Carol gets drunk and has a panic attack. The next morning, Stu talks to Carol and suggests that they enroll her in Alcoholics Anonymous to try and get her sober, which will hopefully help her anxiety about the kidnapping. After Niko starts having aversion to American food, Berta and Vangie team up to help train Niko's stomach to the increased portion sizes and fat content of American cuisine. Berta then talks to Vangie about the dangers of her having a potential crush on Niko and how he needs to get adjusted to his new life.
Lulu informs Olive that the pro-weed rally has grown increasingly loud and a group of anti-weed protestors have shown up. Olive, fearing that her inability to contain the rally will result in people losing faith in her leadership shows up to the rally, where chaos has insued. Candice, who is fully high leads a riot against the protestors and is taken into custody. Amidst the chaos, Swayne gives his number to Chelsey and tells her if she ever wants to start doing business to give him a call. Bridget becomes extremely protective over the egg and starts yelling at people to back off during the riot. After the riot, Muffy bails Candice out of jail and they return home. Lulu advises Olive that she has to make a statement about the events of the rally that day. During the nightly news, Olive comes on and announces one of her acts as new mayor is to help make Duluth a drug-free zone. Chelsey smiles as she looks at Swayne's number and begins to dial it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Chelsey is home alone when Swayne knocks on her door. He busts the door in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey slyly denies Swayne and tells him she need to get to Candice's wedding rehearsal. Swayne, furious, turns to leave, and notices the time, 4:20. He flicks his lighter at Chelsey and tells her to "Blaze it" as he leaves the lighter on the counter. Chelsey then picks up her phone and tells the call recipient "Swayne's onto us."
Title quotation from: Tori, when explaining to Bridget that her name isn't short for Victoria, but rather Clitorus
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Vang	
Arlo is driving through Wisconsin when he gets a flat tire. He stumbles into a diner and sits down with a woman, where he pulls out a gun and demands for her car keys.
After perky news anchor Corrine Carmichael reports about a pro-weed rally going on in the park, Chelsey, Candice, and Muffy (along with Scarlett, Saffron, Bridget and Dodger) decide to go down to the rally and show their support and see what everything is about. Candice decides to get stoned at the rally and leads a speech on the benefits of marijuana use. Chelsey and Muffy meet Tori Knox, who used to work at Electric Fetus with Arlo. Tori asks about how they're doing since Arlo's death, and everyone pretends to be recovering. Bridget brings Bulldog Chicken along to the rally, after declaring herself to Bulldog Chicken's midwife, and carries her egg in a baby pouch over her chest. Chelsey catches Dodger trying to make a drug deal with an attractive mysterious man, who introduces himself as Swayne Ballard. Chelsey scolds him for selling to children, and Swayne jokes that he just supplies to anyone who's willing to buy. The two then begin talking and Chelsey reveals she used to deal. Swayne, surprised, reveals he controls much of the weed movement that goes on in Duluth, along with his team, Felix Bender and the pregnant Esmé. He offers weed to Chelsey, who tells him that she doesn't smoke, only sells.
Meanwhile, Mick and Stu work on getting Carol to leave the house for the first time, who's been cooped up and eats only fried chicken since the kidnapping. They eventually coax Carol to leave and they go have a night on the town, where Carol gets drunk and has a panic attack. The next morning, Stu talks to Carol and suggests that they enroll her in Alcoholics Anonymous to try and get her sober, which will hopefully help her anxiety about the kidnapping. After Niko starts having aversion to American food, Berta and Vangie team up to help train Niko's stomach to the increased portion sizes and fat content of American cuisine. Berta then talks to Vangie about the dangers of her having a potential crush on Niko and how he needs to get adjusted to his new life.
Lulu informs Olive that the pro-weed rally has grown increasingly loud and a group of anti-weed protestors have shown up. Olive, fearing that her inability to contain the rally will result in people losing faith in her leadership shows up to the rally, where chaos has insued. Candice, who is fully high leads a riot against the protestors and is taken into custody. Amidst the chaos, Swayne gives his number to Chelsey and tells her if she ever wants to start doing business to give him a call. Bridget becomes extremely protective over the egg and starts yelling at people to back off during the riot. After the riot, Muffy bails Candice out of jail and they return home. Lulu advises Olive that she has to make a statement about the events of the rally that day. During the nightly news, Olive comes on and announces one of her acts as new mayor is to help make Duluth a drug-free zone. Chelsey smiles as she looks at Swayne's number and begins to dial it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Chelsey is home alone when Swayne knocks on her door. He busts the door in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey slyly denies Swayne and tells him she need to get to Candice's wedding rehearsal. Swayne, furious, turns to leave, and notices the time, 4:20. He flicks his lighter at Chelsey and tells her to "Blaze it" as he leaves the lighter on the counter. Chelsey then picks up her phone and tells the call recipient "Swayne's onto us."
Title quotation from: Tori, when explaining to Bridget that her name isn't short for Victoria, but rather Clitorus
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Vang	
Arlo is driving through Wisconsin when he gets a flat tire. He stumbles into a diner and sits down with a woman, where he pulls out a gun and demands for her car keys.
After perky news anchor Corrine Carmichael reports about a pro-weed rally going on in the park, Chelsey, Candice, and Muffy (along with Scarlett, Saffron, Bridget and Dodger) decide to go down to the rally and show their support and see what everything is about. Candice decides to get stoned at the rally and leads a speech on the benefits of marijuana use. Chelsey and Muffy meet Tori Knox, who used to work at Electric Fetus with Arlo. Tori asks about how they're doing since Arlo's death, and everyone pretends to be recovering. Bridget brings Bulldog Chicken along to the rally, after declaring herself to Bulldog Chicken's midwife, and carries her egg in a baby pouch over her chest. Chelsey catches Dodger trying to make a drug deal with an attractive mysterious man, who introduces himself as Swayne Ballard. Chelsey scolds him for selling to children, and Swayne jokes that he just supplies to anyone who's willing to buy. The two then begin talking and Chelsey reveals she used to deal. Swayne, surprised, reveals he controls much of the weed movement that goes on in Duluth, along with his team, Felix Bender and the pregnant Esmé. He offers weed to Chelsey, who tells him that she doesn't smoke, only sells.
Meanwhile, Mick and Stu work on getting Carol to leave the house for the first time, who's been cooped up and eats only fried chicken since the kidnapping. They eventually coax Carol to leave and they go have a night on the town, where Carol gets drunk and has a panic attack. The next morning, Stu talks to Carol and suggests that they enroll her in Alcoholics Anonymous to try and get her sober, which will hopefully help her anxiety about the kidnapping. After Niko starts having aversion to American food, Berta and Vangie team up to help train Niko's stomach to the increased portion sizes and fat content of American cuisine. Berta then talks to Vangie about the dangers of her having a potential crush on Niko and how he needs to get adjusted to his new life.
Lulu informs Olive that the pro-weed rally has grown increasingly loud and a group of anti-weed protestors have shown up. Olive, fearing that her inability to contain the rally will result in people losing faith in her leadership shows up to the rally, where chaos has insued. Candice, who is fully high leads a riot against the protestors and is taken into custody. Amidst the chaos, Swayne gives his number to Chelsey and tells her if she ever wants to start doing business to give him a call. Bridget becomes extremely protective over the egg and starts yelling at people to back off during the riot. After the riot, Muffy bails Candice out of jail and they return home. Lulu advises Olive that she has to make a statement about the events of the rally that day. During the nightly news, Olive comes on and announces one of her acts as new mayor is to help make Duluth a drug-free zone. Chelsey smiles as she looks at Swayne's number and begins to dial it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Chelsey is home alone when Swayne knocks on her door. He busts the door in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey slyly denies Swayne and tells him she need to get to Candice's wedding rehearsal. Swayne, furious, turns to leave, and notices the time, 4:20. He flicks his lighter at Chelsey and tells her to "Blaze it" as he leaves the lighter on the counter. Chelsey then picks up her phone and tells the call recipient "Swayne's onto us."
Title quotation from: Tori, when explaining to Bridget that her name isn't short for Victoria, but rather Clitorus
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Vang	
Arlo is driving through Wisconsin when he gets a flat tire. He stumbles into a diner and sits down with a woman, where he pulls out a gun and demands for her car keys.
After perky news anchor Corrine Carmichael reports about a pro-weed rally going on in the park, Chelsey, Candice, and Muffy (along with Scarlett, Saffron, Bridget and Dodger) decide to go down to the rally and show their support and see what everything is about. Candice decides to get stoned at the rally and leads a speech on the benefits of marijuana use. Chelsey and Muffy meet Tori Knox, who used to work at Electric Fetus with Arlo. Tori asks about how they're doing since Arlo's death, and everyone pretends to be recovering. Bridget brings Bulldog Chicken along to the rally, after declaring herself to Bulldog Chicken's midwife, and carries her egg in a baby pouch over her chest. Chelsey catches Dodger trying to make a drug deal with an attractive mysterious man, who introduces himself as Swayne Ballard. Chelsey scolds him for selling to children, and Swayne jokes that he just supplies to anyone who's willing to buy. The two then begin talking and Chelsey reveals she used to deal. Swayne, surprised, reveals he controls much of the weed movement that goes on in Duluth, along with his team, Felix Bender and the pregnant Esmé. He offers weed to Chelsey, who tells him that she doesn't smoke, only sells.
Meanwhile, Mick and Stu work on getting Carol to leave the house for the first time, who's been cooped up and eats only fried chicken since the kidnapping. They eventually coax Carol to leave and they go have a night on the town, where Carol gets drunk and has a panic attack. The next morning, Stu talks to Carol and suggests that they enroll her in Alcoholics Anonymous to try and get her sober, which will hopefully help her anxiety about the kidnapping. After Niko starts having aversion to American food, Berta and Vangie team up to help train Niko's stomach to the increased portion sizes and fat content of American cuisine. Berta then talks to Vangie about the dangers of her having a potential crush on Niko and how he needs to get adjusted to his new life.
Lulu informs Olive that the pro-weed rally has grown increasingly loud and a group of anti-weed protestors have shown up. Olive, fearing that her inability to contain the rally will result in people losing faith in her leadership shows up to the rally, where chaos has insued. Candice, who is fully high leads a riot against the protestors and is taken into custody. Amidst the chaos, Swayne gives his number to Chelsey and tells her if she ever wants to start doing business to give him a call. Bridget becomes extremely protective over the egg and starts yelling at people to back off during the riot. After the riot, Muffy bails Candice out of jail and they return home. Lulu advises Olive that she has to make a statement about the events of the rally that day. During the nightly news, Olive comes on and announces one of her acts as new mayor is to help make Duluth a drug-free zone. Chelsey smiles as she looks at Swayne's number and begins to dial it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Chelsey is home alone when Swayne knocks on her door. He busts the door in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey slyly denies Swayne and tells him she need to get to Candice's wedding rehearsal. Swayne, furious, turns to leave, and notices the time, 4:20. He flicks his lighter at Chelsey and tells her to "Blaze it" as he leaves the lighter on the counter. Chelsey then picks up her phone and tells the call recipient "Swayne's onto us."
Title quotation from: Tori, when explaining to Bridget that her name isn't short for Victoria, but rather Clitorus
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Vang	
Arlo is driving through Wisconsin when he gets a flat tire. He stumbles into a diner and sits down with a woman, where he pulls out a gun and demands for her car keys.
After perky news anchor Corrine Carmichael reports about a pro-weed rally going on in the park, Chelsey, Candice, and Muffy (along with Scarlett, Saffron, Bridget and Dodger) decide to go down to the rally and show their support and see what everything is about. Candice decides to get stoned at the rally and leads a speech on the benefits of marijuana use. Chelsey and Muffy meet Tori Knox, who used to work at Electric Fetus with Arlo. Tori asks about how they're doing since Arlo's death, and everyone pretends to be recovering. Bridget brings Bulldog Chicken along to the rally, after declaring herself to Bulldog Chicken's midwife, and carries her egg in a baby pouch over her chest. Chelsey catches Dodger trying to make a drug deal with an attractive mysterious man, who introduces himself as Swayne Ballard. Chelsey scolds him for selling to children, and Swayne jokes that he just supplies to anyone who's willing to buy. The two then begin talking and Chelsey reveals she used to deal. Swayne, surprised, reveals he controls much of the weed movement that goes on in Duluth, along with his team, Felix Bender and the pregnant Esmé. He offers weed to Chelsey, who tells him that she doesn't smoke, only sells.
Meanwhile, Mick and Stu work on getting Carol to leave the house for the first time, who's been cooped up and eats only fried chicken since the kidnapping. They eventually coax Carol to leave and they go have a night on the town, where Carol gets drunk and has a panic attack. The next morning, Stu talks to Carol and suggests that they enroll her in Alcoholics Anonymous to try and get her sober, which will hopefully help her anxiety about the kidnapping. After Niko starts having aversion to American food, Berta and Vangie team up to help train Niko's stomach to the increased portion sizes and fat content of American cuisine. Berta then talks to Vangie about the dangers of her having a potential crush on Niko and how he needs to get adjusted to his new life.
Lulu informs Olive that the pro-weed rally has grown increasingly loud and a group of anti-weed protestors have shown up. Olive, fearing that her inability to contain the rally will result in people losing faith in her leadership shows up to the rally, where chaos has insued. Candice, who is fully high leads a riot against the protestors and is taken into custody. Amidst the chaos, Swayne gives his number to Chelsey and tells her if she ever wants to start doing business to give him a call. Bridget becomes extremely protective over the egg and starts yelling at people to back off during the riot. After the riot, Muffy bails Candice out of jail and they return home. Lulu advises Olive that she has to make a statement about the events of the rally that day. During the nightly news, Olive comes on and announces one of her acts as new mayor is to help make Duluth a drug-free zone. Chelsey smiles as she looks at Swayne's number and begins to dial it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Chelsey is home alone when Swayne knocks on her door. He busts the door in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey slyly denies Swayne and tells him she need to get to Candice's wedding rehearsal. Swayne, furious, turns to leave, and notices the time, 4:20. He flicks his lighter at Chelsey and tells her to "Blaze it" as he leaves the lighter on the counter. Chelsey then picks up her phone and tells the call recipient "Swayne's onto us."
Title quotation from: Tori, when explaining to Bridget that her name isn't short for Victoria, but rather Clitorus
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Vang	
Arlo is driving through Wisconsin when he gets a flat tire. He stumbles into a diner and sits down with a woman, where he pulls out a gun and demands for her car keys.
After perky news anchor Corrine Carmichael reports about a pro-weed rally going on in the park, Chelsey, Candice, and Muffy (along with Scarlett, Saffron, Bridget and Dodger) decide to go down to the rally and show their support and see what everything is about. Candice decides to get stoned at the rally and leads a speech on the benefits of marijuana use. Chelsey and Muffy meet Tori Knox, who used to work at Electric Fetus with Arlo. Tori asks about how they're doing since Arlo's death, and everyone pretends to be recovering. Bridget brings Bulldog Chicken along to the rally, after declaring herself to Bulldog Chicken's midwife, and carries her egg in a baby pouch over her chest. Chelsey catches Dodger trying to make a drug deal with an attractive mysterious man, who introduces himself as Swayne Ballard. Chelsey scolds him for selling to children, and Swayne jokes that he just supplies to anyone who's willing to buy. The two then begin talking and Chelsey reveals she used to deal. Swayne, surprised, reveals he controls much of the weed movement that goes on in Duluth, along with his team, Felix Bender and the pregnant Esmé. He offers weed to Chelsey, who tells him that she doesn't smoke, only sells.
Meanwhile, Mick and Stu work on getting Carol to leave the house for the first time, who's been cooped up and eats only fried chicken since the kidnapping. They eventually coax Carol to leave and they go have a night on the town, where Carol gets drunk and has a panic attack. The next morning, Stu talks to Carol and suggests that they enroll her in Alcoholics Anonymous to try and get her sober, which will hopefully help her anxiety about the kidnapping. After Niko starts having aversion to American food, Berta and Vangie team up to help train Niko's stomach to the increased portion sizes and fat content of American cuisine. Berta then talks to Vangie about the dangers of her having a potential crush on Niko and how he needs to get adjusted to his new life.
Lulu informs Olive that the pro-weed rally has grown increasingly loud and a group of anti-weed protestors have shown up. Olive, fearing that her inability to contain the rally will result in people losing faith in her leadership shows up to the rally, where chaos has insued. Candice, who is fully high leads a riot against the protestors and is taken into custody. Amidst the chaos, Swayne gives his number to Chelsey and tells her if she ever wants to start doing business to give him a call. Bridget becomes extremely protective over the egg and starts yelling at people to back off during the riot. After the riot, Muffy bails Candice out of jail and they return home. Lulu advises Olive that she has to make a statement about the events of the rally that day. During the nightly news, Olive comes on and announces one of her acts as new mayor is to help make Duluth a drug-free zone. Chelsey smiles as she looks at Swayne's number and begins to dial it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Chelsey is home alone when Swayne knocks on her door. He busts the door in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey slyly denies Swayne and tells him she need to get to Candice's wedding rehearsal. Swayne, furious, turns to leave, and notices the time, 4:20. He flicks his lighter at Chelsey and tells her to "Blaze it" as he leaves the lighter on the counter. Chelsey then picks up her phone and tells the call recipient "Swayne's onto us."
Title quotation from: Tori, when explaining to Bridget that her name isn't short for Victoria, but rather Clitorus
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Vang
 	 	 	 			
33 	3 	"Mama's Got The Memory Of A Llama" 	January 2017 			
After dropping Niko off for his first day at school with Vangie and Dodger, all of the adults head back to the Johnson household to plan a surprise birthday party. While preparing for the party, Chelsey receives a call from Swayne telling her that her first order is available for pick-up. She leaves, telling everyone she's getting last minute supplies and picking up the cake. She drives to Swayne's house, which is in West Duluth, where she walks in on Esmé, who's weighing grams and bagging weed. Esmé, who's pregnant but won't reveal the father, reveals a little bit about how they control the drug trafficking in Duluth. Felix Bender, or just Bender, walks downstairs as he picks up a cooler of weed on his way to work, at a Panera that they opened up as their cover business, and that they sell weed through the back of. Swayne finally comes down and welcomes Chelsey to their operation, and informs her that if she wants to continue selling with them, she needs to prove herself. She is given a a backpack of weed and told to move all of it by 5:00 that night, to which Chelsey is doubtful she can do. Swayne laughs and sends her on her way. Chelsey freaked out drives back to the house where she pulls Muffy aside and asks her what she should do. Muffy is at first surprised about Chelsey wanting to get back in the business, but promises to help keep it her secret, because Chelsey is adamant about not troubling Mick about it yet. Chelsey and Muffy then split up the weed and agree to sell it. Chelsey is able to sell two grams to Helena right off the bat. Chelsey then drives to City Hall, where Chelsey meets Olive and tries to sell to her. Olive scolds Chelsey, telling her that she's turning Duluth into a Drug-Free Zone and she should know better. Chelsey begs, knowing Olive likes to smoke, and Olive eventually gives in and buys. Later in the episode, Olive dedicates the new Duluth Drug-Free Zone billboard while stoned.
Meanwhile, Stu takes Carol to her first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, where she is incredibly nervous. However, when arriving, she discovers that her old high school rival, ex-head cheerleader, Brook Posen is the "leader" of AA. Carol tells Stu that Brook was her archnemesis and started an IHCS Club (I Hate Carol Slinkenhofner Club). Brook cheaply greets Carol and talks down to her about her alcoholism finally catching up to her. However, at the end of the meeting, Carol learns that Brook is currently in the middle of her third divorce, no children, and has been enrolled in AA four seperate times, finally getting on the sober track. Meanwhile, at the Fainting Goat, Stu returns to see Mick has been making productive changes while managing the bar, and suggests that Mick should become co-owner of the bar so Stu can lighten his load. Mick gladly accepts. Dodger and Vangie explain how the public school system works to Niko, who's incredibly nervous. However, they become shocked when Niko's foreign nature causes him to quickly become popular as Dodger and Vangie are left in the dust. Bridget sneaks Bulldog Chicken into school, not wanting to miss if the egg hatches.
Chelsey and Muffy meet up at Panera, where Chelsey is distressed to learn Muffy has sold all of her weed and Chelsey still has so much left. Bender comes over to them, where he scolds Chelsey at including Muffy on her solo mission. Chelsey apologizes but affirms she wants to get back into selling but Muffy had more connections. Bender promises to keep Muffy a secret from Swayne and sends them on their way to move the rest of the weed.
After Berta and Candice are abandoned to set up the party themselves, Berta reveals to Candice how she gets the house cleaned when the Johnsons are gone and hires an underground crew of illegal immigrants to clean the house for cheap. Candice instantly becomes impressed as the cleaning crew begins the set up for the party and then proposes that Berta and her could start a business with the cleaning crew, to which Berta denies saying that she doesn't like to have her foot in too many pools at once. As school gets out, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko wait to be picked up, but no one comes to them. They grumble and decide to start walking home.
Chelsey and Muffy finally sell all their weed at the Electric Fetus and Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to show him the empty backpack. Swayne is impressed at Chelsey's quick moving and then hands her three more backpacks, giving her a due date of by the end of the week to have it all sold. Chelsey then receives a phone call from Mick who asks why she and Dodger aren't home yet for the party. Chelsey, who had forgotten to pick him up, leaves the house in a flash and they speed to Dodger's school, where they're pulled over by a cop. Chelsey begins freaking out because she has weed in her car. As she gets off with a speeding ticket, Mick calls Chelsey and reveals that Dodger, Vangie, and Niko all walked home and they're waiting for Chelsey to come home to start the party. Chelsey does and apologizes to everyone for being late, but announces she got a job at Panera that day when picking up their cake. The party then begins after Chelsey gives a sincere apology to Dodger, who accepts it when Chelsey gives Dodger a gram of weed. At the end of the episode, Bridget reveals that Bulldog Chicken's egg is starting to hatch and every gathers around to see the new baby chick.
Meanwhile, Arlo is now back in Minnesota somehow, as he finishes having sex with Kelli Trainor. Kelli whines that Arlo uses her and doesn't actually have feelings for her. She begs to know why Arlo has to leave so suddenly, and after she refuses to let him leave, he shoots Kelli in the shoulder, sending her unconscious into the ground.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives to the hospital, where he isn't allowed to see who was taken away in an ambulance at the Johnson house. A doctor reveals the victim was a she, but that's all she can reveal. Arlo then calls Mick, who's at Candice and Muffy's wedding rehearsal with Dodger, Vangie, Niko and Stu. Arlo says he needs to come to the emergency room quickly. 
Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Dodger after he requests that she doesn't forget to pick him up from school instead of taking the bus because it's his birthday
Guest Cast: Trainor, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Dukelow, Vang	
After dropping Niko off for his first day at school with Vangie and Dodger, all of the adults head back to the Johnson household to plan a surprise birthday party. While preparing for the party, Chelsey receives a call from Swayne telling her that her first order is available for pick-up. She leaves, telling everyone she's getting last minute supplies and picking up the cake. She drives to Swayne's house, which is in West Duluth, where she walks in on Esmé, who's weighing grams and bagging weed. Esmé, who's pregnant but won't reveal the father, reveals a little bit about how they control the drug trafficking in Duluth. Felix Bender, or just Bender, walks downstairs as he picks up a cooler of weed on his way to work, at a Panera that they opened up as their cover business, and that they sell weed through the back of. Swayne finally comes down and welcomes Chelsey to their operation, and informs her that if she wants to continue selling with them, she needs to prove herself. She is given a a backpack of weed and told to move all of it by 5:00 that night, to which Chelsey is doubtful she can do. Swayne laughs and sends her on her way. Chelsey freaked out drives back to the house where she pulls Muffy aside and asks her what she should do. Muffy is at first surprised about Chelsey wanting to get back in the business, but promises to help keep it her secret, because Chelsey is adamant about not troubling Mick about it yet. Chelsey and Muffy then split up the weed and agree to sell it. Chelsey is able to sell two grams to Helena right off the bat. Chelsey then drives to City Hall, where Chelsey meets Olive and tries to sell to her. Olive scolds Chelsey, telling her that she's turning Duluth into a Drug-Free Zone and she should know better. Chelsey begs, knowing Olive likes to smoke, and Olive eventually gives in and buys. Later in the episode, Olive dedicates the new Duluth Drug-Free Zone billboard while stoned.
Meanwhile, Stu takes Carol to her first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, where she is incredibly nervous. However, when arriving, she discovers that her old high school rival, ex-head cheerleader, Brook Posen is the "leader" of AA. Carol tells Stu that Brook was her archnemesis and started an IHCS Club (I Hate Carol Slinkenhofner Club). Brook cheaply greets Carol and talks down to her about her alcoholism finally catching up to her. However, at the end of the meeting, Carol learns that Brook is currently in the middle of her third divorce, no children, and has been enrolled in AA four seperate times, finally getting on the sober track. Meanwhile, at the Fainting Goat, Stu returns to see Mick has been making productive changes while managing the bar, and suggests that Mick should become co-owner of the bar so Stu can lighten his load. Mick gladly accepts. Dodger and Vangie explain how the public school system works to Niko, who's incredibly nervous. However, they become shocked when Niko's foreign nature causes him to quickly become popular as Dodger and Vangie are left in the dust. Bridget sneaks Bulldog Chicken into school, not wanting to miss if the egg hatches.
Chelsey and Muffy meet up at Panera, where Chelsey is distressed to learn Muffy has sold all of her weed and Chelsey still has so much left. Bender comes over to them, where he scolds Chelsey at including Muffy on her solo mission. Chelsey apologizes but affirms she wants to get back into selling but Muffy had more connections. Bender promises to keep Muffy a secret from Swayne and sends them on their way to move the rest of the weed.
After Berta and Candice are abandoned to set up the party themselves, Berta reveals to Candice how she gets the house cleaned when the Johnsons are gone and hires an underground crew of illegal immigrants to clean the house for cheap. Candice instantly becomes impressed as the cleaning crew begins the set up for the party and then proposes that Berta and her could start a business with the cleaning crew, to which Berta denies saying that she doesn't like to have her foot in too many pools at once. As school gets out, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko wait to be picked up, but no one comes to them. They grumble and decide to start walking home.
Chelsey and Muffy finally sell all their weed at the Electric Fetus and Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to show him the empty backpack. Swayne is impressed at Chelsey's quick moving and then hands her three more backpacks, giving her a due date of by the end of the week to have it all sold. Chelsey then receives a phone call from Mick who asks why she and Dodger aren't home yet for the party. Chelsey, who had forgotten to pick him up, leaves the house in a flash and they speed to Dodger's school, where they're pulled over by a cop. Chelsey begins freaking out because she has weed in her car. As she gets off with a speeding ticket, Mick calls Chelsey and reveals that Dodger, Vangie, and Niko all walked home and they're waiting for Chelsey to come home to start the party. Chelsey does and apologizes to everyone for being late, but announces she got a job at Panera that day when picking up their cake. The party then begins after Chelsey gives a sincere apology to Dodger, who accepts it when Chelsey gives Dodger a gram of weed. At the end of the episode, Bridget reveals that Bulldog Chicken's egg is starting to hatch and every gathers around to see the new baby chick.
Meanwhile, Arlo is now back in Minnesota somehow, as he finishes having sex with Kelli Trainor. Kelli whines that Arlo uses her and doesn't actually have feelings for her. She begs to know why Arlo has to leave so suddenly, and after she refuses to let him leave, he shoots Kelli in the shoulder, sending her unconscious into the ground.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives to the hospital, where he isn't allowed to see who was taken away in an ambulance at the Johnson house. A doctor reveals the victim was a she, but that's all she can reveal. Arlo then calls Mick, who's at Candice and Muffy's wedding rehearsal with Dodger, Vangie, Niko and Stu. Arlo says he needs to come to the emergency room quickly. 
Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Dodger after he requests that she doesn't forget to pick him up from school instead of taking the bus because it's his birthday
Guest Cast: Trainor, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Dukelow, Vang	
After dropping Niko off for his first day at school with Vangie and Dodger, all of the adults head back to the Johnson household to plan a surprise birthday party. While preparing for the party, Chelsey receives a call from Swayne telling her that her first order is available for pick-up. She leaves, telling everyone she's getting last minute supplies and picking up the cake. She drives to Swayne's house, which is in West Duluth, where she walks in on Esmé, who's weighing grams and bagging weed. Esmé, who's pregnant but won't reveal the father, reveals a little bit about how they control the drug trafficking in Duluth. Felix Bender, or just Bender, walks downstairs as he picks up a cooler of weed on his way to work, at a Panera that they opened up as their cover business, and that they sell weed through the back of. Swayne finally comes down and welcomes Chelsey to their operation, and informs her that if she wants to continue selling with them, she needs to prove herself. She is given a a backpack of weed and told to move all of it by 5:00 that night, to which Chelsey is doubtful she can do. Swayne laughs and sends her on her way. Chelsey freaked out drives back to the house where she pulls Muffy aside and asks her what she should do. Muffy is at first surprised about Chelsey wanting to get back in the business, but promises to help keep it her secret, because Chelsey is adamant about not troubling Mick about it yet. Chelsey and Muffy then split up the weed and agree to sell it. Chelsey is able to sell two grams to Helena right off the bat. Chelsey then drives to City Hall, where Chelsey meets Olive and tries to sell to her. Olive scolds Chelsey, telling her that she's turning Duluth into a Drug-Free Zone and she should know better. Chelsey begs, knowing Olive likes to smoke, and Olive eventually gives in and buys. Later in the episode, Olive dedicates the new Duluth Drug-Free Zone billboard while stoned.
Meanwhile, Stu takes Carol to her first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, where she is incredibly nervous. However, when arriving, she discovers that her old high school rival, ex-head cheerleader, Brook Posen is the "leader" of AA. Carol tells Stu that Brook was her archnemesis and started an IHCS Club (I Hate Carol Slinkenhofner Club). Brook cheaply greets Carol and talks down to her about her alcoholism finally catching up to her. However, at the end of the meeting, Carol learns that Brook is currently in the middle of her third divorce, no children, and has been enrolled in AA four seperate times, finally getting on the sober track. Meanwhile, at the Fainting Goat, Stu returns to see Mick has been making productive changes while managing the bar, and suggests that Mick should become co-owner of the bar so Stu can lighten his load. Mick gladly accepts. Dodger and Vangie explain how the public school system works to Niko, who's incredibly nervous. However, they become shocked when Niko's foreign nature causes him to quickly become popular as Dodger and Vangie are left in the dust. Bridget sneaks Bulldog Chicken into school, not wanting to miss if the egg hatches.
Chelsey and Muffy meet up at Panera, where Chelsey is distressed to learn Muffy has sold all of her weed and Chelsey still has so much left. Bender comes over to them, where he scolds Chelsey at including Muffy on her solo mission. Chelsey apologizes but affirms she wants to get back into selling but Muffy had more connections. Bender promises to keep Muffy a secret from Swayne and sends them on their way to move the rest of the weed.
After Berta and Candice are abandoned to set up the party themselves, Berta reveals to Candice how she gets the house cleaned when the Johnsons are gone and hires an underground crew of illegal immigrants to clean the house for cheap. Candice instantly becomes impressed as the cleaning crew begins the set up for the party and then proposes that Berta and her could start a business with the cleaning crew, to which Berta denies saying that she doesn't like to have her foot in too many pools at once. As school gets out, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko wait to be picked up, but no one comes to them. They grumble and decide to start walking home.
Chelsey and Muffy finally sell all their weed at the Electric Fetus and Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to show him the empty backpack. Swayne is impressed at Chelsey's quick moving and then hands her three more backpacks, giving her a due date of by the end of the week to have it all sold. Chelsey then receives a phone call from Mick who asks why she and Dodger aren't home yet for the party. Chelsey, who had forgotten to pick him up, leaves the house in a flash and they speed to Dodger's school, where they're pulled over by a cop. Chelsey begins freaking out because she has weed in her car. As she gets off with a speeding ticket, Mick calls Chelsey and reveals that Dodger, Vangie, and Niko all walked home and they're waiting for Chelsey to come home to start the party. Chelsey does and apologizes to everyone for being late, but announces she got a job at Panera that day when picking up their cake. The party then begins after Chelsey gives a sincere apology to Dodger, who accepts it when Chelsey gives Dodger a gram of weed. At the end of the episode, Bridget reveals that Bulldog Chicken's egg is starting to hatch and every gathers around to see the new baby chick.
Meanwhile, Arlo is now back in Minnesota somehow, as he finishes having sex with Kelli Trainor. Kelli whines that Arlo uses her and doesn't actually have feelings for her. She begs to know why Arlo has to leave so suddenly, and after she refuses to let him leave, he shoots Kelli in the shoulder, sending her unconscious into the ground.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives to the hospital, where he isn't allowed to see who was taken away in an ambulance at the Johnson house. A doctor reveals the victim was a she, but that's all she can reveal. Arlo then calls Mick, who's at Candice and Muffy's wedding rehearsal with Dodger, Vangie, Niko and Stu. Arlo says he needs to come to the emergency room quickly. 
Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Dodger after he requests that she doesn't forget to pick him up from school instead of taking the bus because it's his birthday
Guest Cast: Trainor, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Dukelow, Vang	
After dropping Niko off for his first day at school with Vangie and Dodger, all of the adults head back to the Johnson household to plan a surprise birthday party. While preparing for the party, Chelsey receives a call from Swayne telling her that her first order is available for pick-up. She leaves, telling everyone she's getting last minute supplies and picking up the cake. She drives to Swayne's house, which is in West Duluth, where she walks in on Esmé, who's weighing grams and bagging weed. Esmé, who's pregnant but won't reveal the father, reveals a little bit about how they control the drug trafficking in Duluth. Felix Bender, or just Bender, walks downstairs as he picks up a cooler of weed on his way to work, at a Panera that they opened up as their cover business, and that they sell weed through the back of. Swayne finally comes down and welcomes Chelsey to their operation, and informs her that if she wants to continue selling with them, she needs to prove herself. She is given a a backpack of weed and told to move all of it by 5:00 that night, to which Chelsey is doubtful she can do. Swayne laughs and sends her on her way. Chelsey freaked out drives back to the house where she pulls Muffy aside and asks her what she should do. Muffy is at first surprised about Chelsey wanting to get back in the business, but promises to help keep it her secret, because Chelsey is adamant about not troubling Mick about it yet. Chelsey and Muffy then split up the weed and agree to sell it. Chelsey is able to sell two grams to Helena right off the bat. Chelsey then drives to City Hall, where Chelsey meets Olive and tries to sell to her. Olive scolds Chelsey, telling her that she's turning Duluth into a Drug-Free Zone and she should know better. Chelsey begs, knowing Olive likes to smoke, and Olive eventually gives in and buys. Later in the episode, Olive dedicates the new Duluth Drug-Free Zone billboard while stoned.
Meanwhile, Stu takes Carol to her first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, where she is incredibly nervous. However, when arriving, she discovers that her old high school rival, ex-head cheerleader, Brook Posen is the "leader" of AA. Carol tells Stu that Brook was her archnemesis and started an IHCS Club (I Hate Carol Slinkenhofner Club). Brook cheaply greets Carol and talks down to her about her alcoholism finally catching up to her. However, at the end of the meeting, Carol learns that Brook is currently in the middle of her third divorce, no children, and has been enrolled in AA four seperate times, finally getting on the sober track. Meanwhile, at the Fainting Goat, Stu returns to see Mick has been making productive changes while managing the bar, and suggests that Mick should become co-owner of the bar so Stu can lighten his load. Mick gladly accepts. Dodger and Vangie explain how the public school system works to Niko, who's incredibly nervous. However, they become shocked when Niko's foreign nature causes him to quickly become popular as Dodger and Vangie are left in the dust. Bridget sneaks Bulldog Chicken into school, not wanting to miss if the egg hatches.
Chelsey and Muffy meet up at Panera, where Chelsey is distressed to learn Muffy has sold all of her weed and Chelsey still has so much left. Bender comes over to them, where he scolds Chelsey at including Muffy on her solo mission. Chelsey apologizes but affirms she wants to get back into selling but Muffy had more connections. Bender promises to keep Muffy a secret from Swayne and sends them on their way to move the rest of the weed.
After Berta and Candice are abandoned to set up the party themselves, Berta reveals to Candice how she gets the house cleaned when the Johnsons are gone and hires an underground crew of illegal immigrants to clean the house for cheap. Candice instantly becomes impressed as the cleaning crew begins the set up for the party and then proposes that Berta and her could start a business with the cleaning crew, to which Berta denies saying that she doesn't like to have her foot in too many pools at once. As school gets out, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko wait to be picked up, but no one comes to them. They grumble and decide to start walking home.
Chelsey and Muffy finally sell all their weed at the Electric Fetus and Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to show him the empty backpack. Swayne is impressed at Chelsey's quick moving and then hands her three more backpacks, giving her a due date of by the end of the week to have it all sold. Chelsey then receives a phone call from Mick who asks why she and Dodger aren't home yet for the party. Chelsey, who had forgotten to pick him up, leaves the house in a flash and they speed to Dodger's school, where they're pulled over by a cop. Chelsey begins freaking out because she has weed in her car. As she gets off with a speeding ticket, Mick calls Chelsey and reveals that Dodger, Vangie, and Niko all walked home and they're waiting for Chelsey to come home to start the party. Chelsey does and apologizes to everyone for being late, but announces she got a job at Panera that day when picking up their cake. The party then begins after Chelsey gives a sincere apology to Dodger, who accepts it when Chelsey gives Dodger a gram of weed. At the end of the episode, Bridget reveals that Bulldog Chicken's egg is starting to hatch and every gathers around to see the new baby chick.
Meanwhile, Arlo is now back in Minnesota somehow, as he finishes having sex with Kelli Trainor. Kelli whines that Arlo uses her and doesn't actually have feelings for her. She begs to know why Arlo has to leave so suddenly, and after she refuses to let him leave, he shoots Kelli in the shoulder, sending her unconscious into the ground.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives to the hospital, where he isn't allowed to see who was taken away in an ambulance at the Johnson house. A doctor reveals the victim was a she, but that's all she can reveal. Arlo then calls Mick, who's at Candice and Muffy's wedding rehearsal with Dodger, Vangie, Niko and Stu. Arlo says he needs to come to the emergency room quickly. 
Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Dodger after he requests that she doesn't forget to pick him up from school instead of taking the bus because it's his birthday
Guest Cast: Trainor, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Dukelow, Vang	
After dropping Niko off for his first day at school with Vangie and Dodger, all of the adults head back to the Johnson household to plan a surprise birthday party. While preparing for the party, Chelsey receives a call from Swayne telling her that her first order is available for pick-up. She leaves, telling everyone she's getting last minute supplies and picking up the cake. She drives to Swayne's house, which is in West Duluth, where she walks in on Esmé, who's weighing grams and bagging weed. Esmé, who's pregnant but won't reveal the father, reveals a little bit about how they control the drug trafficking in Duluth. Felix Bender, or just Bender, walks downstairs as he picks up a cooler of weed on his way to work, at a Panera that they opened up as their cover business, and that they sell weed through the back of. Swayne finally comes down and welcomes Chelsey to their operation, and informs her that if she wants to continue selling with them, she needs to prove herself. She is given a a backpack of weed and told to move all of it by 5:00 that night, to which Chelsey is doubtful she can do. Swayne laughs and sends her on her way. Chelsey freaked out drives back to the house where she pulls Muffy aside and asks her what she should do. Muffy is at first surprised about Chelsey wanting to get back in the business, but promises to help keep it her secret, because Chelsey is adamant about not troubling Mick about it yet. Chelsey and Muffy then split up the weed and agree to sell it. Chelsey is able to sell two grams to Helena right off the bat. Chelsey then drives to City Hall, where Chelsey meets Olive and tries to sell to her. Olive scolds Chelsey, telling her that she's turning Duluth into a Drug-Free Zone and she should know better. Chelsey begs, knowing Olive likes to smoke, and Olive eventually gives in and buys. Later in the episode, Olive dedicates the new Duluth Drug-Free Zone billboard while stoned.
Meanwhile, Stu takes Carol to her first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, where she is incredibly nervous. However, when arriving, she discovers that her old high school rival, ex-head cheerleader, Brook Posen is the "leader" of AA. Carol tells Stu that Brook was her archnemesis and started an IHCS Club (I Hate Carol Slinkenhofner Club). Brook cheaply greets Carol and talks down to her about her alcoholism finally catching up to her. However, at the end of the meeting, Carol learns that Brook is currently in the middle of her third divorce, no children, and has been enrolled in AA four seperate times, finally getting on the sober track. Meanwhile, at the Fainting Goat, Stu returns to see Mick has been making productive changes while managing the bar, and suggests that Mick should become co-owner of the bar so Stu can lighten his load. Mick gladly accepts. Dodger and Vangie explain how the public school system works to Niko, who's incredibly nervous. However, they become shocked when Niko's foreign nature causes him to quickly become popular as Dodger and Vangie are left in the dust. Bridget sneaks Bulldog Chicken into school, not wanting to miss if the egg hatches.
Chelsey and Muffy meet up at Panera, where Chelsey is distressed to learn Muffy has sold all of her weed and Chelsey still has so much left. Bender comes over to them, where he scolds Chelsey at including Muffy on her solo mission. Chelsey apologizes but affirms she wants to get back into selling but Muffy had more connections. Bender promises to keep Muffy a secret from Swayne and sends them on their way to move the rest of the weed.
After Berta and Candice are abandoned to set up the party themselves, Berta reveals to Candice how she gets the house cleaned when the Johnsons are gone and hires an underground crew of illegal immigrants to clean the house for cheap. Candice instantly becomes impressed as the cleaning crew begins the set up for the party and then proposes that Berta and her could start a business with the cleaning crew, to which Berta denies saying that she doesn't like to have her foot in too many pools at once. As school gets out, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko wait to be picked up, but no one comes to them. They grumble and decide to start walking home.
Chelsey and Muffy finally sell all their weed at the Electric Fetus and Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to show him the empty backpack. Swayne is impressed at Chelsey's quick moving and then hands her three more backpacks, giving her a due date of by the end of the week to have it all sold. Chelsey then receives a phone call from Mick who asks why she and Dodger aren't home yet for the party. Chelsey, who had forgotten to pick him up, leaves the house in a flash and they speed to Dodger's school, where they're pulled over by a cop. Chelsey begins freaking out because she has weed in her car. As she gets off with a speeding ticket, Mick calls Chelsey and reveals that Dodger, Vangie, and Niko all walked home and they're waiting for Chelsey to come home to start the party. Chelsey does and apologizes to everyone for being late, but announces she got a job at Panera that day when picking up their cake. The party then begins after Chelsey gives a sincere apology to Dodger, who accepts it when Chelsey gives Dodger a gram of weed. At the end of the episode, Bridget reveals that Bulldog Chicken's egg is starting to hatch and every gathers around to see the new baby chick.
Meanwhile, Arlo is now back in Minnesota somehow, as he finishes having sex with Kelli Trainor. Kelli whines that Arlo uses her and doesn't actually have feelings for her. She begs to know why Arlo has to leave so suddenly, and after she refuses to let him leave, he shoots Kelli in the shoulder, sending her unconscious into the ground.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives to the hospital, where he isn't allowed to see who was taken away in an ambulance at the Johnson house. A doctor reveals the victim was a she, but that's all she can reveal. Arlo then calls Mick, who's at Candice and Muffy's wedding rehearsal with Dodger, Vangie, Niko and Stu. Arlo says he needs to come to the emergency room quickly. 
Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Dodger after he requests that she doesn't forget to pick him up from school instead of taking the bus because it's his birthday
Guest Cast: Trainor, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Dukelow, Vang	
After dropping Niko off for his first day at school with Vangie and Dodger, all of the adults head back to the Johnson household to plan a surprise birthday party. While preparing for the party, Chelsey receives a call from Swayne telling her that her first order is available for pick-up. She leaves, telling everyone she's getting last minute supplies and picking up the cake. She drives to Swayne's house, which is in West Duluth, where she walks in on Esmé, who's weighing grams and bagging weed. Esmé, who's pregnant but won't reveal the father, reveals a little bit about how they control the drug trafficking in Duluth. Felix Bender, or just Bender, walks downstairs as he picks up a cooler of weed on his way to work, at a Panera that they opened up as their cover business, and that they sell weed through the back of. Swayne finally comes down and welcomes Chelsey to their operation, and informs her that if she wants to continue selling with them, she needs to prove herself. She is given a a backpack of weed and told to move all of it by 5:00 that night, to which Chelsey is doubtful she can do. Swayne laughs and sends her on her way. Chelsey freaked out drives back to the house where she pulls Muffy aside and asks her what she should do. Muffy is at first surprised about Chelsey wanting to get back in the business, but promises to help keep it her secret, because Chelsey is adamant about not troubling Mick about it yet. Chelsey and Muffy then split up the weed and agree to sell it. Chelsey is able to sell two grams to Helena right off the bat. Chelsey then drives to City Hall, where Chelsey meets Olive and tries to sell to her. Olive scolds Chelsey, telling her that she's turning Duluth into a Drug-Free Zone and she should know better. Chelsey begs, knowing Olive likes to smoke, and Olive eventually gives in and buys. Later in the episode, Olive dedicates the new Duluth Drug-Free Zone billboard while stoned.
Meanwhile, Stu takes Carol to her first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, where she is incredibly nervous. However, when arriving, she discovers that her old high school rival, ex-head cheerleader, Brook Posen is the "leader" of AA. Carol tells Stu that Brook was her archnemesis and started an IHCS Club (I Hate Carol Slinkenhofner Club). Brook cheaply greets Carol and talks down to her about her alcoholism finally catching up to her. However, at the end of the meeting, Carol learns that Brook is currently in the middle of her third divorce, no children, and has been enrolled in AA four seperate times, finally getting on the sober track. Meanwhile, at the Fainting Goat, Stu returns to see Mick has been making productive changes while managing the bar, and suggests that Mick should become co-owner of the bar so Stu can lighten his load. Mick gladly accepts. Dodger and Vangie explain how the public school system works to Niko, who's incredibly nervous. However, they become shocked when Niko's foreign nature causes him to quickly become popular as Dodger and Vangie are left in the dust. Bridget sneaks Bulldog Chicken into school, not wanting to miss if the egg hatches.
Chelsey and Muffy meet up at Panera, where Chelsey is distressed to learn Muffy has sold all of her weed and Chelsey still has so much left. Bender comes over to them, where he scolds Chelsey at including Muffy on her solo mission. Chelsey apologizes but affirms she wants to get back into selling but Muffy had more connections. Bender promises to keep Muffy a secret from Swayne and sends them on their way to move the rest of the weed.
After Berta and Candice are abandoned to set up the party themselves, Berta reveals to Candice how she gets the house cleaned when the Johnsons are gone and hires an underground crew of illegal immigrants to clean the house for cheap. Candice instantly becomes impressed as the cleaning crew begins the set up for the party and then proposes that Berta and her could start a business with the cleaning crew, to which Berta denies saying that she doesn't like to have her foot in too many pools at once. As school gets out, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko wait to be picked up, but no one comes to them. They grumble and decide to start walking home.
Chelsey and Muffy finally sell all their weed at the Electric Fetus and Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to show him the empty backpack. Swayne is impressed at Chelsey's quick moving and then hands her three more backpacks, giving her a due date of by the end of the week to have it all sold. Chelsey then receives a phone call from Mick who asks why she and Dodger aren't home yet for the party. Chelsey, who had forgotten to pick him up, leaves the house in a flash and they speed to Dodger's school, where they're pulled over by a cop. Chelsey begins freaking out because she has weed in her car. As she gets off with a speeding ticket, Mick calls Chelsey and reveals that Dodger, Vangie, and Niko all walked home and they're waiting for Chelsey to come home to start the party. Chelsey does and apologizes to everyone for being late, but announces she got a job at Panera that day when picking up their cake. The party then begins after Chelsey gives a sincere apology to Dodger, who accepts it when Chelsey gives Dodger a gram of weed. At the end of the episode, Bridget reveals that Bulldog Chicken's egg is starting to hatch and every gathers around to see the new baby chick.
Meanwhile, Arlo is now back in Minnesota somehow, as he finishes having sex with Kelli Trainor. Kelli whines that Arlo uses her and doesn't actually have feelings for her. She begs to know why Arlo has to leave so suddenly, and after she refuses to let him leave, he shoots Kelli in the shoulder, sending her unconscious into the ground.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives to the hospital, where he isn't allowed to see who was taken away in an ambulance at the Johnson house. A doctor reveals the victim was a she, but that's all she can reveal. Arlo then calls Mick, who's at Candice and Muffy's wedding rehearsal with Dodger, Vangie, Niko and Stu. Arlo says he needs to come to the emergency room quickly. 
Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Dodger after he requests that she doesn't forget to pick him up from school instead of taking the bus because it's his birthday
Guest Cast: Trainor, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Dukelow, Vang	
After dropping Niko off for his first day at school with Vangie and Dodger, all of the adults head back to the Johnson household to plan a surprise birthday party. While preparing for the party, Chelsey receives a call from Swayne telling her that her first order is available for pick-up. She leaves, telling everyone she's getting last minute supplies and picking up the cake. She drives to Swayne's house, which is in West Duluth, where she walks in on Esmé, who's weighing grams and bagging weed. Esmé, who's pregnant but won't reveal the father, reveals a little bit about how they control the drug trafficking in Duluth. Felix Bender, or just Bender, walks downstairs as he picks up a cooler of weed on his way to work, at a Panera that they opened up as their cover business, and that they sell weed through the back of. Swayne finally comes down and welcomes Chelsey to their operation, and informs her that if she wants to continue selling with them, she needs to prove herself. She is given a a backpack of weed and told to move all of it by 5:00 that night, to which Chelsey is doubtful she can do. Swayne laughs and sends her on her way. Chelsey freaked out drives back to the house where she pulls Muffy aside and asks her what she should do. Muffy is at first surprised about Chelsey wanting to get back in the business, but promises to help keep it her secret, because Chelsey is adamant about not troubling Mick about it yet. Chelsey and Muffy then split up the weed and agree to sell it. Chelsey is able to sell two grams to Helena right off the bat. Chelsey then drives to City Hall, where Chelsey meets Olive and tries to sell to her. Olive scolds Chelsey, telling her that she's turning Duluth into a Drug-Free Zone and she should know better. Chelsey begs, knowing Olive likes to smoke, and Olive eventually gives in and buys. Later in the episode, Olive dedicates the new Duluth Drug-Free Zone billboard while stoned.
Meanwhile, Stu takes Carol to her first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, where she is incredibly nervous. However, when arriving, she discovers that her old high school rival, ex-head cheerleader, Brook Posen is the "leader" of AA. Carol tells Stu that Brook was her archnemesis and started an IHCS Club (I Hate Carol Slinkenhofner Club). Brook cheaply greets Carol and talks down to her about her alcoholism finally catching up to her. However, at the end of the meeting, Carol learns that Brook is currently in the middle of her third divorce, no children, and has been enrolled in AA four seperate times, finally getting on the sober track. Meanwhile, at the Fainting Goat, Stu returns to see Mick has been making productive changes while managing the bar, and suggests that Mick should become co-owner of the bar so Stu can lighten his load. Mick gladly accepts. Dodger and Vangie explain how the public school system works to Niko, who's incredibly nervous. However, they become shocked when Niko's foreign nature causes him to quickly become popular as Dodger and Vangie are left in the dust. Bridget sneaks Bulldog Chicken into school, not wanting to miss if the egg hatches.
Chelsey and Muffy meet up at Panera, where Chelsey is distressed to learn Muffy has sold all of her weed and Chelsey still has so much left. Bender comes over to them, where he scolds Chelsey at including Muffy on her solo mission. Chelsey apologizes but affirms she wants to get back into selling but Muffy had more connections. Bender promises to keep Muffy a secret from Swayne and sends them on their way to move the rest of the weed.
After Berta and Candice are abandoned to set up the party themselves, Berta reveals to Candice how she gets the house cleaned when the Johnsons are gone and hires an underground crew of illegal immigrants to clean the house for cheap. Candice instantly becomes impressed as the cleaning crew begins the set up for the party and then proposes that Berta and her could start a business with the cleaning crew, to which Berta denies saying that she doesn't like to have her foot in too many pools at once. As school gets out, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko wait to be picked up, but no one comes to them. They grumble and decide to start walking home.
Chelsey and Muffy finally sell all their weed at the Electric Fetus and Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to show him the empty backpack. Swayne is impressed at Chelsey's quick moving and then hands her three more backpacks, giving her a due date of by the end of the week to have it all sold. Chelsey then receives a phone call from Mick who asks why she and Dodger aren't home yet for the party. Chelsey, who had forgotten to pick him up, leaves the house in a flash and they speed to Dodger's school, where they're pulled over by a cop. Chelsey begins freaking out because she has weed in her car. As she gets off with a speeding ticket, Mick calls Chelsey and reveals that Dodger, Vangie, and Niko all walked home and they're waiting for Chelsey to come home to start the party. Chelsey does and apologizes to everyone for being late, but announces she got a job at Panera that day when picking up their cake. The party then begins after Chelsey gives a sincere apology to Dodger, who accepts it when Chelsey gives Dodger a gram of weed. At the end of the episode, Bridget reveals that Bulldog Chicken's egg is starting to hatch and every gathers around to see the new baby chick.
Meanwhile, Arlo is now back in Minnesota somehow, as he finishes having sex with Kelli Trainor. Kelli whines that Arlo uses her and doesn't actually have feelings for her. She begs to know why Arlo has to leave so suddenly, and after she refuses to let him leave, he shoots Kelli in the shoulder, sending her unconscious into the ground.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Arlo drives to the hospital, where he isn't allowed to see who was taken away in an ambulance at the Johnson house. A doctor reveals the victim was a she, but that's all she can reveal. Arlo then calls Mick, who's at Candice and Muffy's wedding rehearsal with Dodger, Vangie, Niko and Stu. Arlo says he needs to come to the emergency room quickly. 
Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Dodger after he requests that she doesn't forget to pick him up from school instead of taking the bus because it's his birthday
Guest Cast: Trainor, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Dukelow, Vang
 	 	 	 			
34 	4 	"It's Like The River Nile In Here" 	January 2017 			
After Bulldog Chicken's baby chick officially hatches, Bridget names it Yoko Uno and becomes its protectorate. However, she soon learns how difficult it is to be a new mother and enlists the help of Vangie and Lydia to help take care of it. During Vangie's shift, she loses Yoko Uno and works with Lydia to find the chick before Bridget finds out they've lost it. They have a scare when Berta cracks an egg and a chick lands on the frying pan, but it's revealed that there was just an unborn chick in the egg. Eventually they find Yoko Uno when Bulldog Chicken stole her away to take care of her as her own and Vangie tells Bridget she has to let nature take its course and let Bulldog Chicken raise Yoko Uno.
Since becoming mayor, Olive and her old competitor, Dell "The Sauce" Polizzio, have started an elicit love affair. After one of their hook-ups, Dell tells Olive that no one is going to take her drug-free Duluth campaign seriously since everyone knows she is a pot user, and Olive decides she needs to go under an image change to convince the people. Lulu takes her to an underground Asian salon, where Olive is given a Hillary Clinton-esque haircut and numerous pantsuits to wear. Mick, who is a co-owner of The Fainting Goat, struggles when Nina comes to the bar, fresh off of getting fired from Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to discover what was beyond, asking for a job. Mick talks to Stu, who doesn't want Nina to have the job because she'll be too involved in his life and he's trying to move on. After being rejected, Nina goes to Olive and apologizes again for their falling out and tells her that she's all alone in Duluth and doesn't have enough money to go anywhere else. Olive confronts Nina about feeling alone, saying that she's felt like an outcast all her life: she's never been invited anywhere, her birthday is on Leap Day, she lost a mayoral race to a write-in dead gorilla. However Olive says now that she's wearing a pantsuit, she feels like she's on top of the world, which prompts Nina to dress up as Hillary Clinton and blackmail Mick into giving her a job, saying she could always report the bar for being an undercover brothel.
Meanwhile, Scarlett enlists in the help of Carol to help teach her how to drive since her parents are always busy. While driving, Scarlett, Saffron and Carol reconnect and talk about how they've been doing. Carol explains she's been sober for about a week now and is trying to recover from the kidnapping. Scarlett and Saffron talk about their relationship and how well it's going. While they're talking, no one realizes that the car runs out of gas and thus leaves them stranded on the side of the road. Carol tries calling for help, when she receives a call from an unknown number. She answers it and the caller is Arlo, who's crying on the other end. Arlo explains he's sorry for what he's done and just wants to return home, but Carol is too stunned to say anything and quickly ends the call. They are rescued by a passerby who is an ex-fan of Saffron's and gives them a lift to get more gas.
Meanwhile, Chelsey and Muffy continue selling their weed around Duluth. Swayne is impressed when he learns how quickly Chelsey can move the product. After receiving more product, Chelsey goes back to sell to Olive, where she is shocked to see Olive's makeover. Olive threatens Chelsey that she needs to stop drug dealing right away before Olive has to sacrifice their friendship. Before going to their wedding planner, Candice and Muffy drive Niko to school, where he takes Muffy's backpack filled with weed by mistake, opens it, and returns it to Muffy without saying anything. Chelsey meets with Bender, to try and learn more about Swayne and his business. Bender reveals he has always wanted to grow pot but Swayne won't allow for it, saying they shouldn't chance the good thing they have going. Chelsey then asks Bender for a job at Panera, saying she already told everyone she was working there. Bender then shows her the ropes of working at the bakery and dealing at the same time. Later that night, Carol asks Mick if Arlo has reached out to him at all, which Mick replies no. Carol then decides to call the number Arlo used to call her, but discovers it's disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Carol enters the Johnson household, crying and distraught. She calls a number on her phone, to no answer. She rummages through their cupboards and begins drinking vodka. Drunk, she goes on a rampage through the house and starts throwing things in the fireplace and watches them burn. She then sees car lights pull up outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the fireplace mantle before fleeing from the house, leaving the back door ajar. 
Title quotation from: Olive, after telling her how turned on Dell is making her. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang	
After Bulldog Chicken's baby chick officially hatches, Bridget names it Yoko Uno and becomes its protectorate. However, she soon learns how difficult it is to be a new mother and enlists the help of Vangie and Lydia to help take care of it. During Vangie's shift, she loses Yoko Uno and works with Lydia to find the chick before Bridget finds out they've lost it. They have a scare when Berta cracks an egg and a chick lands on the frying pan, but it's revealed that there was just an unborn chick in the egg. Eventually they find Yoko Uno when Bulldog Chicken stole her away to take care of her as her own and Vangie tells Bridget she has to let nature take its course and let Bulldog Chicken raise Yoko Uno.
Since becoming mayor, Olive and her old competitor, Dell "The Sauce" Polizzio, have started an elicit love affair. After one of their hook-ups, Dell tells Olive that no one is going to take her drug-free Duluth campaign seriously since everyone knows she is a pot user, and Olive decides she needs to go under an image change to convince the people. Lulu takes her to an underground Asian salon, where Olive is given a Hillary Clinton-esque haircut and numerous pantsuits to wear. Mick, who is a co-owner of The Fainting Goat, struggles when Nina comes to the bar, fresh off of getting fired from Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to discover what was beyond, asking for a job. Mick talks to Stu, who doesn't want Nina to have the job because she'll be too involved in his life and he's trying to move on. After being rejected, Nina goes to Olive and apologizes again for their falling out and tells her that she's all alone in Duluth and doesn't have enough money to go anywhere else. Olive confronts Nina about feeling alone, saying that she's felt like an outcast all her life: she's never been invited anywhere, her birthday is on Leap Day, she lost a mayoral race to a write-in dead gorilla. However Olive says now that she's wearing a pantsuit, she feels like she's on top of the world, which prompts Nina to dress up as Hillary Clinton and blackmail Mick into giving her a job, saying she could always report the bar for being an undercover brothel.
Meanwhile, Scarlett enlists in the help of Carol to help teach her how to drive since her parents are always busy. While driving, Scarlett, Saffron and Carol reconnect and talk about how they've been doing. Carol explains she's been sober for about a week now and is trying to recover from the kidnapping. Scarlett and Saffron talk about their relationship and how well it's going. While they're talking, no one realizes that the car runs out of gas and thus leaves them stranded on the side of the road. Carol tries calling for help, when she receives a call from an unknown number. She answers it and the caller is Arlo, who's crying on the other end. Arlo explains he's sorry for what he's done and just wants to return home, but Carol is too stunned to say anything and quickly ends the call. They are rescued by a passerby who is an ex-fan of Saffron's and gives them a lift to get more gas.
Meanwhile, Chelsey and Muffy continue selling their weed around Duluth. Swayne is impressed when he learns how quickly Chelsey can move the product. After receiving more product, Chelsey goes back to sell to Olive, where she is shocked to see Olive's makeover. Olive threatens Chelsey that she needs to stop drug dealing right away before Olive has to sacrifice their friendship. Before going to their wedding planner, Candice and Muffy drive Niko to school, where he takes Muffy's backpack filled with weed by mistake, opens it, and returns it to Muffy without saying anything. Chelsey meets with Bender, to try and learn more about Swayne and his business. Bender reveals he has always wanted to grow pot but Swayne won't allow for it, saying they shouldn't chance the good thing they have going. Chelsey then asks Bender for a job at Panera, saying she already told everyone she was working there. Bender then shows her the ropes of working at the bakery and dealing at the same time. Later that night, Carol asks Mick if Arlo has reached out to him at all, which Mick replies no. Carol then decides to call the number Arlo used to call her, but discovers it's disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Carol enters the Johnson household, crying and distraught. She calls a number on her phone, to no answer. She rummages through their cupboards and begins drinking vodka. Drunk, she goes on a rampage through the house and starts throwing things in the fireplace and watches them burn. She then sees car lights pull up outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the fireplace mantle before fleeing from the house, leaving the back door ajar. 
Title quotation from: Olive, after telling her how turned on Dell is making her. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang	
After Bulldog Chicken's baby chick officially hatches, Bridget names it Yoko Uno and becomes its protectorate. However, she soon learns how difficult it is to be a new mother and enlists the help of Vangie and Lydia to help take care of it. During Vangie's shift, she loses Yoko Uno and works with Lydia to find the chick before Bridget finds out they've lost it. They have a scare when Berta cracks an egg and a chick lands on the frying pan, but it's revealed that there was just an unborn chick in the egg. Eventually they find Yoko Uno when Bulldog Chicken stole her away to take care of her as her own and Vangie tells Bridget she has to let nature take its course and let Bulldog Chicken raise Yoko Uno.
Since becoming mayor, Olive and her old competitor, Dell "The Sauce" Polizzio, have started an elicit love affair. After one of their hook-ups, Dell tells Olive that no one is going to take her drug-free Duluth campaign seriously since everyone knows she is a pot user, and Olive decides she needs to go under an image change to convince the people. Lulu takes her to an underground Asian salon, where Olive is given a Hillary Clinton-esque haircut and numerous pantsuits to wear. Mick, who is a co-owner of The Fainting Goat, struggles when Nina comes to the bar, fresh off of getting fired from Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to discover what was beyond, asking for a job. Mick talks to Stu, who doesn't want Nina to have the job because she'll be too involved in his life and he's trying to move on. After being rejected, Nina goes to Olive and apologizes again for their falling out and tells her that she's all alone in Duluth and doesn't have enough money to go anywhere else. Olive confronts Nina about feeling alone, saying that she's felt like an outcast all her life: she's never been invited anywhere, her birthday is on Leap Day, she lost a mayoral race to a write-in dead gorilla. However Olive says now that she's wearing a pantsuit, she feels like she's on top of the world, which prompts Nina to dress up as Hillary Clinton and blackmail Mick into giving her a job, saying she could always report the bar for being an undercover brothel.
Meanwhile, Scarlett enlists in the help of Carol to help teach her how to drive since her parents are always busy. While driving, Scarlett, Saffron and Carol reconnect and talk about how they've been doing. Carol explains she's been sober for about a week now and is trying to recover from the kidnapping. Scarlett and Saffron talk about their relationship and how well it's going. While they're talking, no one realizes that the car runs out of gas and thus leaves them stranded on the side of the road. Carol tries calling for help, when she receives a call from an unknown number. She answers it and the caller is Arlo, who's crying on the other end. Arlo explains he's sorry for what he's done and just wants to return home, but Carol is too stunned to say anything and quickly ends the call. They are rescued by a passerby who is an ex-fan of Saffron's and gives them a lift to get more gas.
Meanwhile, Chelsey and Muffy continue selling their weed around Duluth. Swayne is impressed when he learns how quickly Chelsey can move the product. After receiving more product, Chelsey goes back to sell to Olive, where she is shocked to see Olive's makeover. Olive threatens Chelsey that she needs to stop drug dealing right away before Olive has to sacrifice their friendship. Before going to their wedding planner, Candice and Muffy drive Niko to school, where he takes Muffy's backpack filled with weed by mistake, opens it, and returns it to Muffy without saying anything. Chelsey meets with Bender, to try and learn more about Swayne and his business. Bender reveals he has always wanted to grow pot but Swayne won't allow for it, saying they shouldn't chance the good thing they have going. Chelsey then asks Bender for a job at Panera, saying she already told everyone she was working there. Bender then shows her the ropes of working at the bakery and dealing at the same time. Later that night, Carol asks Mick if Arlo has reached out to him at all, which Mick replies no. Carol then decides to call the number Arlo used to call her, but discovers it's disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Carol enters the Johnson household, crying and distraught. She calls a number on her phone, to no answer. She rummages through their cupboards and begins drinking vodka. Drunk, she goes on a rampage through the house and starts throwing things in the fireplace and watches them burn. She then sees car lights pull up outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the fireplace mantle before fleeing from the house, leaving the back door ajar. 
Title quotation from: Olive, after telling her how turned on Dell is making her. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang	
After Bulldog Chicken's baby chick officially hatches, Bridget names it Yoko Uno and becomes its protectorate. However, she soon learns how difficult it is to be a new mother and enlists the help of Vangie and Lydia to help take care of it. During Vangie's shift, she loses Yoko Uno and works with Lydia to find the chick before Bridget finds out they've lost it. They have a scare when Berta cracks an egg and a chick lands on the frying pan, but it's revealed that there was just an unborn chick in the egg. Eventually they find Yoko Uno when Bulldog Chicken stole her away to take care of her as her own and Vangie tells Bridget she has to let nature take its course and let Bulldog Chicken raise Yoko Uno.
Since becoming mayor, Olive and her old competitor, Dell "The Sauce" Polizzio, have started an elicit love affair. After one of their hook-ups, Dell tells Olive that no one is going to take her drug-free Duluth campaign seriously since everyone knows she is a pot user, and Olive decides she needs to go under an image change to convince the people. Lulu takes her to an underground Asian salon, where Olive is given a Hillary Clinton-esque haircut and numerous pantsuits to wear. Mick, who is a co-owner of The Fainting Goat, struggles when Nina comes to the bar, fresh off of getting fired from Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to discover what was beyond, asking for a job. Mick talks to Stu, who doesn't want Nina to have the job because she'll be too involved in his life and he's trying to move on. After being rejected, Nina goes to Olive and apologizes again for their falling out and tells her that she's all alone in Duluth and doesn't have enough money to go anywhere else. Olive confronts Nina about feeling alone, saying that she's felt like an outcast all her life: she's never been invited anywhere, her birthday is on Leap Day, she lost a mayoral race to a write-in dead gorilla. However Olive says now that she's wearing a pantsuit, she feels like she's on top of the world, which prompts Nina to dress up as Hillary Clinton and blackmail Mick into giving her a job, saying she could always report the bar for being an undercover brothel.
Meanwhile, Scarlett enlists in the help of Carol to help teach her how to drive since her parents are always busy. While driving, Scarlett, Saffron and Carol reconnect and talk about how they've been doing. Carol explains she's been sober for about a week now and is trying to recover from the kidnapping. Scarlett and Saffron talk about their relationship and how well it's going. While they're talking, no one realizes that the car runs out of gas and thus leaves them stranded on the side of the road. Carol tries calling for help, when she receives a call from an unknown number. She answers it and the caller is Arlo, who's crying on the other end. Arlo explains he's sorry for what he's done and just wants to return home, but Carol is too stunned to say anything and quickly ends the call. They are rescued by a passerby who is an ex-fan of Saffron's and gives them a lift to get more gas.
Meanwhile, Chelsey and Muffy continue selling their weed around Duluth. Swayne is impressed when he learns how quickly Chelsey can move the product. After receiving more product, Chelsey goes back to sell to Olive, where she is shocked to see Olive's makeover. Olive threatens Chelsey that she needs to stop drug dealing right away before Olive has to sacrifice their friendship. Before going to their wedding planner, Candice and Muffy drive Niko to school, where he takes Muffy's backpack filled with weed by mistake, opens it, and returns it to Muffy without saying anything. Chelsey meets with Bender, to try and learn more about Swayne and his business. Bender reveals he has always wanted to grow pot but Swayne won't allow for it, saying they shouldn't chance the good thing they have going. Chelsey then asks Bender for a job at Panera, saying she already told everyone she was working there. Bender then shows her the ropes of working at the bakery and dealing at the same time. Later that night, Carol asks Mick if Arlo has reached out to him at all, which Mick replies no. Carol then decides to call the number Arlo used to call her, but discovers it's disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Carol enters the Johnson household, crying and distraught. She calls a number on her phone, to no answer. She rummages through their cupboards and begins drinking vodka. Drunk, she goes on a rampage through the house and starts throwing things in the fireplace and watches them burn. She then sees car lights pull up outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the fireplace mantle before fleeing from the house, leaving the back door ajar. 
Title quotation from: Olive, after telling her how turned on Dell is making her. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang	
After Bulldog Chicken's baby chick officially hatches, Bridget names it Yoko Uno and becomes its protectorate. However, she soon learns how difficult it is to be a new mother and enlists the help of Vangie and Lydia to help take care of it. During Vangie's shift, she loses Yoko Uno and works with Lydia to find the chick before Bridget finds out they've lost it. They have a scare when Berta cracks an egg and a chick lands on the frying pan, but it's revealed that there was just an unborn chick in the egg. Eventually they find Yoko Uno when Bulldog Chicken stole her away to take care of her as her own and Vangie tells Bridget she has to let nature take its course and let Bulldog Chicken raise Yoko Uno.
Since becoming mayor, Olive and her old competitor, Dell "The Sauce" Polizzio, have started an elicit love affair. After one of their hook-ups, Dell tells Olive that no one is going to take her drug-free Duluth campaign seriously since everyone knows she is a pot user, and Olive decides she needs to go under an image change to convince the people. Lulu takes her to an underground Asian salon, where Olive is given a Hillary Clinton-esque haircut and numerous pantsuits to wear. Mick, who is a co-owner of The Fainting Goat, struggles when Nina comes to the bar, fresh off of getting fired from Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to discover what was beyond, asking for a job. Mick talks to Stu, who doesn't want Nina to have the job because she'll be too involved in his life and he's trying to move on. After being rejected, Nina goes to Olive and apologizes again for their falling out and tells her that she's all alone in Duluth and doesn't have enough money to go anywhere else. Olive confronts Nina about feeling alone, saying that she's felt like an outcast all her life: she's never been invited anywhere, her birthday is on Leap Day, she lost a mayoral race to a write-in dead gorilla. However Olive says now that she's wearing a pantsuit, she feels like she's on top of the world, which prompts Nina to dress up as Hillary Clinton and blackmail Mick into giving her a job, saying she could always report the bar for being an undercover brothel.
Meanwhile, Scarlett enlists in the help of Carol to help teach her how to drive since her parents are always busy. While driving, Scarlett, Saffron and Carol reconnect and talk about how they've been doing. Carol explains she's been sober for about a week now and is trying to recover from the kidnapping. Scarlett and Saffron talk about their relationship and how well it's going. While they're talking, no one realizes that the car runs out of gas and thus leaves them stranded on the side of the road. Carol tries calling for help, when she receives a call from an unknown number. She answers it and the caller is Arlo, who's crying on the other end. Arlo explains he's sorry for what he's done and just wants to return home, but Carol is too stunned to say anything and quickly ends the call. They are rescued by a passerby who is an ex-fan of Saffron's and gives them a lift to get more gas.
Meanwhile, Chelsey and Muffy continue selling their weed around Duluth. Swayne is impressed when he learns how quickly Chelsey can move the product. After receiving more product, Chelsey goes back to sell to Olive, where she is shocked to see Olive's makeover. Olive threatens Chelsey that she needs to stop drug dealing right away before Olive has to sacrifice their friendship. Before going to their wedding planner, Candice and Muffy drive Niko to school, where he takes Muffy's backpack filled with weed by mistake, opens it, and returns it to Muffy without saying anything. Chelsey meets with Bender, to try and learn more about Swayne and his business. Bender reveals he has always wanted to grow pot but Swayne won't allow for it, saying they shouldn't chance the good thing they have going. Chelsey then asks Bender for a job at Panera, saying she already told everyone she was working there. Bender then shows her the ropes of working at the bakery and dealing at the same time. Later that night, Carol asks Mick if Arlo has reached out to him at all, which Mick replies no. Carol then decides to call the number Arlo used to call her, but discovers it's disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Carol enters the Johnson household, crying and distraught. She calls a number on her phone, to no answer. She rummages through their cupboards and begins drinking vodka. Drunk, she goes on a rampage through the house and starts throwing things in the fireplace and watches them burn. She then sees car lights pull up outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the fireplace mantle before fleeing from the house, leaving the back door ajar. 
Title quotation from: Olive, after telling her how turned on Dell is making her. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang	
After Bulldog Chicken's baby chick officially hatches, Bridget names it Yoko Uno and becomes its protectorate. However, she soon learns how difficult it is to be a new mother and enlists the help of Vangie and Lydia to help take care of it. During Vangie's shift, she loses Yoko Uno and works with Lydia to find the chick before Bridget finds out they've lost it. They have a scare when Berta cracks an egg and a chick lands on the frying pan, but it's revealed that there was just an unborn chick in the egg. Eventually they find Yoko Uno when Bulldog Chicken stole her away to take care of her as her own and Vangie tells Bridget she has to let nature take its course and let Bulldog Chicken raise Yoko Uno.
Since becoming mayor, Olive and her old competitor, Dell "The Sauce" Polizzio, have started an elicit love affair. After one of their hook-ups, Dell tells Olive that no one is going to take her drug-free Duluth campaign seriously since everyone knows she is a pot user, and Olive decides she needs to go under an image change to convince the people. Lulu takes her to an underground Asian salon, where Olive is given a Hillary Clinton-esque haircut and numerous pantsuits to wear. Mick, who is a co-owner of The Fainting Goat, struggles when Nina comes to the bar, fresh off of getting fired from Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to discover what was beyond, asking for a job. Mick talks to Stu, who doesn't want Nina to have the job because she'll be too involved in his life and he's trying to move on. After being rejected, Nina goes to Olive and apologizes again for their falling out and tells her that she's all alone in Duluth and doesn't have enough money to go anywhere else. Olive confronts Nina about feeling alone, saying that she's felt like an outcast all her life: she's never been invited anywhere, her birthday is on Leap Day, she lost a mayoral race to a write-in dead gorilla. However Olive says now that she's wearing a pantsuit, she feels like she's on top of the world, which prompts Nina to dress up as Hillary Clinton and blackmail Mick into giving her a job, saying she could always report the bar for being an undercover brothel.
Meanwhile, Scarlett enlists in the help of Carol to help teach her how to drive since her parents are always busy. While driving, Scarlett, Saffron and Carol reconnect and talk about how they've been doing. Carol explains she's been sober for about a week now and is trying to recover from the kidnapping. Scarlett and Saffron talk about their relationship and how well it's going. While they're talking, no one realizes that the car runs out of gas and thus leaves them stranded on the side of the road. Carol tries calling for help, when she receives a call from an unknown number. She answers it and the caller is Arlo, who's crying on the other end. Arlo explains he's sorry for what he's done and just wants to return home, but Carol is too stunned to say anything and quickly ends the call. They are rescued by a passerby who is an ex-fan of Saffron's and gives them a lift to get more gas.
Meanwhile, Chelsey and Muffy continue selling their weed around Duluth. Swayne is impressed when he learns how quickly Chelsey can move the product. After receiving more product, Chelsey goes back to sell to Olive, where she is shocked to see Olive's makeover. Olive threatens Chelsey that she needs to stop drug dealing right away before Olive has to sacrifice their friendship. Before going to their wedding planner, Candice and Muffy drive Niko to school, where he takes Muffy's backpack filled with weed by mistake, opens it, and returns it to Muffy without saying anything. Chelsey meets with Bender, to try and learn more about Swayne and his business. Bender reveals he has always wanted to grow pot but Swayne won't allow for it, saying they shouldn't chance the good thing they have going. Chelsey then asks Bender for a job at Panera, saying she already told everyone she was working there. Bender then shows her the ropes of working at the bakery and dealing at the same time. Later that night, Carol asks Mick if Arlo has reached out to him at all, which Mick replies no. Carol then decides to call the number Arlo used to call her, but discovers it's disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Carol enters the Johnson household, crying and distraught. She calls a number on her phone, to no answer. She rummages through their cupboards and begins drinking vodka. Drunk, she goes on a rampage through the house and starts throwing things in the fireplace and watches them burn. She then sees car lights pull up outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the fireplace mantle before fleeing from the house, leaving the back door ajar. 
Title quotation from: Olive, after telling her how turned on Dell is making her. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang	
After Bulldog Chicken's baby chick officially hatches, Bridget names it Yoko Uno and becomes its protectorate. However, she soon learns how difficult it is to be a new mother and enlists the help of Vangie and Lydia to help take care of it. During Vangie's shift, she loses Yoko Uno and works with Lydia to find the chick before Bridget finds out they've lost it. They have a scare when Berta cracks an egg and a chick lands on the frying pan, but it's revealed that there was just an unborn chick in the egg. Eventually they find Yoko Uno when Bulldog Chicken stole her away to take care of her as her own and Vangie tells Bridget she has to let nature take its course and let Bulldog Chicken raise Yoko Uno.
Since becoming mayor, Olive and her old competitor, Dell "The Sauce" Polizzio, have started an elicit love affair. After one of their hook-ups, Dell tells Olive that no one is going to take her drug-free Duluth campaign seriously since everyone knows she is a pot user, and Olive decides she needs to go under an image change to convince the people. Lulu takes her to an underground Asian salon, where Olive is given a Hillary Clinton-esque haircut and numerous pantsuits to wear. Mick, who is a co-owner of The Fainting Goat, struggles when Nina comes to the bar, fresh off of getting fired from Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to discover what was beyond, asking for a job. Mick talks to Stu, who doesn't want Nina to have the job because she'll be too involved in his life and he's trying to move on. After being rejected, Nina goes to Olive and apologizes again for their falling out and tells her that she's all alone in Duluth and doesn't have enough money to go anywhere else. Olive confronts Nina about feeling alone, saying that she's felt like an outcast all her life: she's never been invited anywhere, her birthday is on Leap Day, she lost a mayoral race to a write-in dead gorilla. However Olive says now that she's wearing a pantsuit, she feels like she's on top of the world, which prompts Nina to dress up as Hillary Clinton and blackmail Mick into giving her a job, saying she could always report the bar for being an undercover brothel.
Meanwhile, Scarlett enlists in the help of Carol to help teach her how to drive since her parents are always busy. While driving, Scarlett, Saffron and Carol reconnect and talk about how they've been doing. Carol explains she's been sober for about a week now and is trying to recover from the kidnapping. Scarlett and Saffron talk about their relationship and how well it's going. While they're talking, no one realizes that the car runs out of gas and thus leaves them stranded on the side of the road. Carol tries calling for help, when she receives a call from an unknown number. She answers it and the caller is Arlo, who's crying on the other end. Arlo explains he's sorry for what he's done and just wants to return home, but Carol is too stunned to say anything and quickly ends the call. They are rescued by a passerby who is an ex-fan of Saffron's and gives them a lift to get more gas.
Meanwhile, Chelsey and Muffy continue selling their weed around Duluth. Swayne is impressed when he learns how quickly Chelsey can move the product. After receiving more product, Chelsey goes back to sell to Olive, where she is shocked to see Olive's makeover. Olive threatens Chelsey that she needs to stop drug dealing right away before Olive has to sacrifice their friendship. Before going to their wedding planner, Candice and Muffy drive Niko to school, where he takes Muffy's backpack filled with weed by mistake, opens it, and returns it to Muffy without saying anything. Chelsey meets with Bender, to try and learn more about Swayne and his business. Bender reveals he has always wanted to grow pot but Swayne won't allow for it, saying they shouldn't chance the good thing they have going. Chelsey then asks Bender for a job at Panera, saying she already told everyone she was working there. Bender then shows her the ropes of working at the bakery and dealing at the same time. Later that night, Carol asks Mick if Arlo has reached out to him at all, which Mick replies no. Carol then decides to call the number Arlo used to call her, but discovers it's disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Carol enters the Johnson household, crying and distraught. She calls a number on her phone, to no answer. She rummages through their cupboards and begins drinking vodka. Drunk, she goes on a rampage through the house and starts throwing things in the fireplace and watches them burn. She then sees car lights pull up outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the fireplace mantle before fleeing from the house, leaving the back door ajar. 
Title quotation from: Olive, after telling her how turned on Dell is making her. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Vang
 	 	 	 			
35 	5 	"I'm Looking For A Sugar Daddy" 	January 2017 			
To help them relax, Mick books a romantic weekend for him and Chelsey at a resort in the cities. Chelsey however has an important task from Swayne to do over the weekend to move product and tells Mick that she is unable to go, prompting Mick to invite Stu to come with instead as his friend. Unable to refund the romantic package they bought, Stu and Mick are mistaken for a couple and are roped into all of the couple building exercises (massages, tennis, spa treatments). During the weekend, Stu refers to himself as Blake and Mick as his sugar daddy, Michelangelo. Stu then accidentally gets him and Mick roped into an accidental orgy with other hotel patrons, and are given psychadelic drugs on accident when they try to leave. When they wake up in the morning, they have no memory of the night and become concerned.
After Scarlett receives a sext from Saffron suggesting sex, she turns to Candice to ask her about sex and how to know if you're ready for it. Candice then takes Scarlett to a sex shop to show her the ropes. Scarlett easily becomes overwhelmed, and Candice assures her that she doesn't need to be afraid of sex if it's with someone she loves.
Meanwhile, Swayne has Chelsey move two hundred grams of product because of an indie music festival going on in Duluth. Chelsey, overwhelmed, gives half to Muffy and the two go begin dealing. Candice and Scarlett go into Panera to see Chelsey working, and is surprised when she's not there. Bender is unsure of what to tell them. Bender then calls Chelsey, who freaks out that she is going to have questions of why she didn't show up to work.
With Stu gone for the weekend, Vangie stays with the Johnsons. Niko tells Dodger and Vangie about finding Muffy's pot the other day, and the three steal all of the product in her backpack. Dodger and Vangie then decide to get Niko high for the first time, giving him a life changing experience. Chelsey and Muffy go to the music festival undercover to sell, where Muffy learns her stash is gone. The two believe that Muffy was jacked and someone at the music festival stole all of her weed. Unsure of what to do and how to break the news to Swayne, Bender suggests that Chelsey comes clean about enlisting in the help of Muffy.
Meanwhile, Olive is upset that no one in the community remembers her birthday, despite it being Leap Day. She runs into Berta, who brings her cupcakes. Olive then breaks down about how she feels as though she doesn't know her place and that she's unliked. Berta sympathizes with her and explains that sometimes she feels as though she's taken for granted, but explains that she tries to make a positive impact in everyone lives she meets. She advises Olive to use her position as mayor to try and make a positive impact in Duluth. Olive then invites Berta out for drinks at the Fainting Goat, where Olive formally apologizes to Nina for how she's treated her and the two make up. Olive then invites them back to her mayoral mansion where they get piss drunk and trash the place, leaving Lulu to clean it up.
Niko, Vangie, and Dodger, high, all get paranoid about a car that is parked outside their house. It's revealed that the car outside is actually Arlo, who's back in Duluth. Arlo drives away, tears in his eyes, not ready to come face to face with what he did. He drives downtown where he walks outside of the Electric Fetus. His old co-worker, Tori, suddenly recognizes him and shouts at him, asking him "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Arlo, scared and in a rush of adrenaline, grabs Tori and drives away.
Meanwhile, Carol and Brook have another confrontation at the end of their AA meeting, after Carol tries to apologize and bury the hatchet. Scarlett then drives up with Candice to pick up Carol, where Scarlett talks about how she needs to get a job so she can get a car to practice driving in. Brook, hearing the request and wanting to torture Carol, offers a job at her indie craft and outfitter store.
At the end of the episode, Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to give her money back and reveal what happened. She explains that she believes half of her weed was jacked, which Swayne is furious at. Bender then advises Swayne to calm down as Chelsey explains the reason she's moving product so quickly is because she's been working with Muffy. Swayne is enraged that Chelsey would go behind his back, but then becomes impressed by Muffy's ability to move product quickly. Swayne says that he'll be upping their product price for revenge, but welcomes Muffy to their operation. Esmé, however, is wary of Chelsey and tells Swayne that she no longer trusts him. Swayne then looks into Chelsey's eyes and asks her to tell him any secrets he'll need to know that could come back to bite them. Chelsey looks at Muffy and then agrees to tell the story of how she left Dearborn and everything that's happened in Duluth. Esmé, impressed, reluctantly accepts Chelsey's story. Swayne threatens them to never keep secrets from him again.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Muffy is getting ready for her rehearsal dinner, when Swayne enters the Johnson household again. He taunts Muffy, saying she was his best seller and knows that Chelsey and her are trying to steal his business away from him and go off on their own. Muffy denies this, but Swayne pulls out a gun and a bag of weed, asking where she got the different strain from. 
Title quotation from: Stu, after accepting Mick's invitation to join him on a couple's retreat.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Wanke, Dukelow, Vang	
To help them relax, Mick books a romantic weekend for him and Chelsey at a resort in the cities. Chelsey however has an important task from Swayne to do over the weekend to move product and tells Mick that she is unable to go, prompting Mick to invite Stu to come with instead as his friend. Unable to refund the romantic package they bought, Stu and Mick are mistaken for a couple and are roped into all of the couple building exercises (massages, tennis, spa treatments). During the weekend, Stu refers to himself as Blake and Mick as his sugar daddy, Michelangelo. Stu then accidentally gets him and Mick roped into an accidental orgy with other hotel patrons, and are given psychadelic drugs on accident when they try to leave. When they wake up in the morning, they have no memory of the night and become concerned.
After Scarlett receives a sext from Saffron suggesting sex, she turns to Candice to ask her about sex and how to know if you're ready for it. Candice then takes Scarlett to a sex shop to show her the ropes. Scarlett easily becomes overwhelmed, and Candice assures her that she doesn't need to be afraid of sex if it's with someone she loves.
Meanwhile, Swayne has Chelsey move two hundred grams of product because of an indie music festival going on in Duluth. Chelsey, overwhelmed, gives half to Muffy and the two go begin dealing. Candice and Scarlett go into Panera to see Chelsey working, and is surprised when she's not there. Bender is unsure of what to tell them. Bender then calls Chelsey, who freaks out that she is going to have questions of why she didn't show up to work.
With Stu gone for the weekend, Vangie stays with the Johnsons. Niko tells Dodger and Vangie about finding Muffy's pot the other day, and the three steal all of the product in her backpack. Dodger and Vangie then decide to get Niko high for the first time, giving him a life changing experience. Chelsey and Muffy go to the music festival undercover to sell, where Muffy learns her stash is gone. The two believe that Muffy was jacked and someone at the music festival stole all of her weed. Unsure of what to do and how to break the news to Swayne, Bender suggests that Chelsey comes clean about enlisting in the help of Muffy.
Meanwhile, Olive is upset that no one in the community remembers her birthday, despite it being Leap Day. She runs into Berta, who brings her cupcakes. Olive then breaks down about how she feels as though she doesn't know her place and that she's unliked. Berta sympathizes with her and explains that sometimes she feels as though she's taken for granted, but explains that she tries to make a positive impact in everyone lives she meets. She advises Olive to use her position as mayor to try and make a positive impact in Duluth. Olive then invites Berta out for drinks at the Fainting Goat, where Olive formally apologizes to Nina for how she's treated her and the two make up. Olive then invites them back to her mayoral mansion where they get piss drunk and trash the place, leaving Lulu to clean it up.
Niko, Vangie, and Dodger, high, all get paranoid about a car that is parked outside their house. It's revealed that the car outside is actually Arlo, who's back in Duluth. Arlo drives away, tears in his eyes, not ready to come face to face with what he did. He drives downtown where he walks outside of the Electric Fetus. His old co-worker, Tori, suddenly recognizes him and shouts at him, asking him "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Arlo, scared and in a rush of adrenaline, grabs Tori and drives away.
Meanwhile, Carol and Brook have another confrontation at the end of their AA meeting, after Carol tries to apologize and bury the hatchet. Scarlett then drives up with Candice to pick up Carol, where Scarlett talks about how she needs to get a job so she can get a car to practice driving in. Brook, hearing the request and wanting to torture Carol, offers a job at her indie craft and outfitter store.
At the end of the episode, Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to give her money back and reveal what happened. She explains that she believes half of her weed was jacked, which Swayne is furious at. Bender then advises Swayne to calm down as Chelsey explains the reason she's moving product so quickly is because she's been working with Muffy. Swayne is enraged that Chelsey would go behind his back, but then becomes impressed by Muffy's ability to move product quickly. Swayne says that he'll be upping their product price for revenge, but welcomes Muffy to their operation. Esmé, however, is wary of Chelsey and tells Swayne that she no longer trusts him. Swayne then looks into Chelsey's eyes and asks her to tell him any secrets he'll need to know that could come back to bite them. Chelsey looks at Muffy and then agrees to tell the story of how she left Dearborn and everything that's happened in Duluth. Esmé, impressed, reluctantly accepts Chelsey's story. Swayne threatens them to never keep secrets from him again.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Muffy is getting ready for her rehearsal dinner, when Swayne enters the Johnson household again. He taunts Muffy, saying she was his best seller and knows that Chelsey and her are trying to steal his business away from him and go off on their own. Muffy denies this, but Swayne pulls out a gun and a bag of weed, asking where she got the different strain from. 
Title quotation from: Stu, after accepting Mick's invitation to join him on a couple's retreat.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Wanke, Dukelow, Vang	
To help them relax, Mick books a romantic weekend for him and Chelsey at a resort in the cities. Chelsey however has an important task from Swayne to do over the weekend to move product and tells Mick that she is unable to go, prompting Mick to invite Stu to come with instead as his friend. Unable to refund the romantic package they bought, Stu and Mick are mistaken for a couple and are roped into all of the couple building exercises (massages, tennis, spa treatments). During the weekend, Stu refers to himself as Blake and Mick as his sugar daddy, Michelangelo. Stu then accidentally gets him and Mick roped into an accidental orgy with other hotel patrons, and are given psychadelic drugs on accident when they try to leave. When they wake up in the morning, they have no memory of the night and become concerned.
After Scarlett receives a sext from Saffron suggesting sex, she turns to Candice to ask her about sex and how to know if you're ready for it. Candice then takes Scarlett to a sex shop to show her the ropes. Scarlett easily becomes overwhelmed, and Candice assures her that she doesn't need to be afraid of sex if it's with someone she loves.
Meanwhile, Swayne has Chelsey move two hundred grams of product because of an indie music festival going on in Duluth. Chelsey, overwhelmed, gives half to Muffy and the two go begin dealing. Candice and Scarlett go into Panera to see Chelsey working, and is surprised when she's not there. Bender is unsure of what to tell them. Bender then calls Chelsey, who freaks out that she is going to have questions of why she didn't show up to work.
With Stu gone for the weekend, Vangie stays with the Johnsons. Niko tells Dodger and Vangie about finding Muffy's pot the other day, and the three steal all of the product in her backpack. Dodger and Vangie then decide to get Niko high for the first time, giving him a life changing experience. Chelsey and Muffy go to the music festival undercover to sell, where Muffy learns her stash is gone. The two believe that Muffy was jacked and someone at the music festival stole all of her weed. Unsure of what to do and how to break the news to Swayne, Bender suggests that Chelsey comes clean about enlisting in the help of Muffy.
Meanwhile, Olive is upset that no one in the community remembers her birthday, despite it being Leap Day. She runs into Berta, who brings her cupcakes. Olive then breaks down about how she feels as though she doesn't know her place and that she's unliked. Berta sympathizes with her and explains that sometimes she feels as though she's taken for granted, but explains that she tries to make a positive impact in everyone lives she meets. She advises Olive to use her position as mayor to try and make a positive impact in Duluth. Olive then invites Berta out for drinks at the Fainting Goat, where Olive formally apologizes to Nina for how she's treated her and the two make up. Olive then invites them back to her mayoral mansion where they get piss drunk and trash the place, leaving Lulu to clean it up.
Niko, Vangie, and Dodger, high, all get paranoid about a car that is parked outside their house. It's revealed that the car outside is actually Arlo, who's back in Duluth. Arlo drives away, tears in his eyes, not ready to come face to face with what he did. He drives downtown where he walks outside of the Electric Fetus. His old co-worker, Tori, suddenly recognizes him and shouts at him, asking him "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Arlo, scared and in a rush of adrenaline, grabs Tori and drives away.
Meanwhile, Carol and Brook have another confrontation at the end of their AA meeting, after Carol tries to apologize and bury the hatchet. Scarlett then drives up with Candice to pick up Carol, where Scarlett talks about how she needs to get a job so she can get a car to practice driving in. Brook, hearing the request and wanting to torture Carol, offers a job at her indie craft and outfitter store.
At the end of the episode, Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to give her money back and reveal what happened. She explains that she believes half of her weed was jacked, which Swayne is furious at. Bender then advises Swayne to calm down as Chelsey explains the reason she's moving product so quickly is because she's been working with Muffy. Swayne is enraged that Chelsey would go behind his back, but then becomes impressed by Muffy's ability to move product quickly. Swayne says that he'll be upping their product price for revenge, but welcomes Muffy to their operation. Esmé, however, is wary of Chelsey and tells Swayne that she no longer trusts him. Swayne then looks into Chelsey's eyes and asks her to tell him any secrets he'll need to know that could come back to bite them. Chelsey looks at Muffy and then agrees to tell the story of how she left Dearborn and everything that's happened in Duluth. Esmé, impressed, reluctantly accepts Chelsey's story. Swayne threatens them to never keep secrets from him again.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Muffy is getting ready for her rehearsal dinner, when Swayne enters the Johnson household again. He taunts Muffy, saying she was his best seller and knows that Chelsey and her are trying to steal his business away from him and go off on their own. Muffy denies this, but Swayne pulls out a gun and a bag of weed, asking where she got the different strain from. 
Title quotation from: Stu, after accepting Mick's invitation to join him on a couple's retreat.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Wanke, Dukelow, Vang	
To help them relax, Mick books a romantic weekend for him and Chelsey at a resort in the cities. Chelsey however has an important task from Swayne to do over the weekend to move product and tells Mick that she is unable to go, prompting Mick to invite Stu to come with instead as his friend. Unable to refund the romantic package they bought, Stu and Mick are mistaken for a couple and are roped into all of the couple building exercises (massages, tennis, spa treatments). During the weekend, Stu refers to himself as Blake and Mick as his sugar daddy, Michelangelo. Stu then accidentally gets him and Mick roped into an accidental orgy with other hotel patrons, and are given psychadelic drugs on accident when they try to leave. When they wake up in the morning, they have no memory of the night and become concerned.
After Scarlett receives a sext from Saffron suggesting sex, she turns to Candice to ask her about sex and how to know if you're ready for it. Candice then takes Scarlett to a sex shop to show her the ropes. Scarlett easily becomes overwhelmed, and Candice assures her that she doesn't need to be afraid of sex if it's with someone she loves.
Meanwhile, Swayne has Chelsey move two hundred grams of product because of an indie music festival going on in Duluth. Chelsey, overwhelmed, gives half to Muffy and the two go begin dealing. Candice and Scarlett go into Panera to see Chelsey working, and is surprised when she's not there. Bender is unsure of what to tell them. Bender then calls Chelsey, who freaks out that she is going to have questions of why she didn't show up to work.
With Stu gone for the weekend, Vangie stays with the Johnsons. Niko tells Dodger and Vangie about finding Muffy's pot the other day, and the three steal all of the product in her backpack. Dodger and Vangie then decide to get Niko high for the first time, giving him a life changing experience. Chelsey and Muffy go to the music festival undercover to sell, where Muffy learns her stash is gone. The two believe that Muffy was jacked and someone at the music festival stole all of her weed. Unsure of what to do and how to break the news to Swayne, Bender suggests that Chelsey comes clean about enlisting in the help of Muffy.
Meanwhile, Olive is upset that no one in the community remembers her birthday, despite it being Leap Day. She runs into Berta, who brings her cupcakes. Olive then breaks down about how she feels as though she doesn't know her place and that she's unliked. Berta sympathizes with her and explains that sometimes she feels as though she's taken for granted, but explains that she tries to make a positive impact in everyone lives she meets. She advises Olive to use her position as mayor to try and make a positive impact in Duluth. Olive then invites Berta out for drinks at the Fainting Goat, where Olive formally apologizes to Nina for how she's treated her and the two make up. Olive then invites them back to her mayoral mansion where they get piss drunk and trash the place, leaving Lulu to clean it up.
Niko, Vangie, and Dodger, high, all get paranoid about a car that is parked outside their house. It's revealed that the car outside is actually Arlo, who's back in Duluth. Arlo drives away, tears in his eyes, not ready to come face to face with what he did. He drives downtown where he walks outside of the Electric Fetus. His old co-worker, Tori, suddenly recognizes him and shouts at him, asking him "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Arlo, scared and in a rush of adrenaline, grabs Tori and drives away.
Meanwhile, Carol and Brook have another confrontation at the end of their AA meeting, after Carol tries to apologize and bury the hatchet. Scarlett then drives up with Candice to pick up Carol, where Scarlett talks about how she needs to get a job so she can get a car to practice driving in. Brook, hearing the request and wanting to torture Carol, offers a job at her indie craft and outfitter store.
At the end of the episode, Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to give her money back and reveal what happened. She explains that she believes half of her weed was jacked, which Swayne is furious at. Bender then advises Swayne to calm down as Chelsey explains the reason she's moving product so quickly is because she's been working with Muffy. Swayne is enraged that Chelsey would go behind his back, but then becomes impressed by Muffy's ability to move product quickly. Swayne says that he'll be upping their product price for revenge, but welcomes Muffy to their operation. Esmé, however, is wary of Chelsey and tells Swayne that she no longer trusts him. Swayne then looks into Chelsey's eyes and asks her to tell him any secrets he'll need to know that could come back to bite them. Chelsey looks at Muffy and then agrees to tell the story of how she left Dearborn and everything that's happened in Duluth. Esmé, impressed, reluctantly accepts Chelsey's story. Swayne threatens them to never keep secrets from him again.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Muffy is getting ready for her rehearsal dinner, when Swayne enters the Johnson household again. He taunts Muffy, saying she was his best seller and knows that Chelsey and her are trying to steal his business away from him and go off on their own. Muffy denies this, but Swayne pulls out a gun and a bag of weed, asking where she got the different strain from. 
Title quotation from: Stu, after accepting Mick's invitation to join him on a couple's retreat.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Wanke, Dukelow, Vang	
To help them relax, Mick books a romantic weekend for him and Chelsey at a resort in the cities. Chelsey however has an important task from Swayne to do over the weekend to move product and tells Mick that she is unable to go, prompting Mick to invite Stu to come with instead as his friend. Unable to refund the romantic package they bought, Stu and Mick are mistaken for a couple and are roped into all of the couple building exercises (massages, tennis, spa treatments). During the weekend, Stu refers to himself as Blake and Mick as his sugar daddy, Michelangelo. Stu then accidentally gets him and Mick roped into an accidental orgy with other hotel patrons, and are given psychadelic drugs on accident when they try to leave. When they wake up in the morning, they have no memory of the night and become concerned.
After Scarlett receives a sext from Saffron suggesting sex, she turns to Candice to ask her about sex and how to know if you're ready for it. Candice then takes Scarlett to a sex shop to show her the ropes. Scarlett easily becomes overwhelmed, and Candice assures her that she doesn't need to be afraid of sex if it's with someone she loves.
Meanwhile, Swayne has Chelsey move two hundred grams of product because of an indie music festival going on in Duluth. Chelsey, overwhelmed, gives half to Muffy and the two go begin dealing. Candice and Scarlett go into Panera to see Chelsey working, and is surprised when she's not there. Bender is unsure of what to tell them. Bender then calls Chelsey, who freaks out that she is going to have questions of why she didn't show up to work.
With Stu gone for the weekend, Vangie stays with the Johnsons. Niko tells Dodger and Vangie about finding Muffy's pot the other day, and the three steal all of the product in her backpack. Dodger and Vangie then decide to get Niko high for the first time, giving him a life changing experience. Chelsey and Muffy go to the music festival undercover to sell, where Muffy learns her stash is gone. The two believe that Muffy was jacked and someone at the music festival stole all of her weed. Unsure of what to do and how to break the news to Swayne, Bender suggests that Chelsey comes clean about enlisting in the help of Muffy.
Meanwhile, Olive is upset that no one in the community remembers her birthday, despite it being Leap Day. She runs into Berta, who brings her cupcakes. Olive then breaks down about how she feels as though she doesn't know her place and that she's unliked. Berta sympathizes with her and explains that sometimes she feels as though she's taken for granted, but explains that she tries to make a positive impact in everyone lives she meets. She advises Olive to use her position as mayor to try and make a positive impact in Duluth. Olive then invites Berta out for drinks at the Fainting Goat, where Olive formally apologizes to Nina for how she's treated her and the two make up. Olive then invites them back to her mayoral mansion where they get piss drunk and trash the place, leaving Lulu to clean it up.
Niko, Vangie, and Dodger, high, all get paranoid about a car that is parked outside their house. It's revealed that the car outside is actually Arlo, who's back in Duluth. Arlo drives away, tears in his eyes, not ready to come face to face with what he did. He drives downtown where he walks outside of the Electric Fetus. His old co-worker, Tori, suddenly recognizes him and shouts at him, asking him "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Arlo, scared and in a rush of adrenaline, grabs Tori and drives away.
Meanwhile, Carol and Brook have another confrontation at the end of their AA meeting, after Carol tries to apologize and bury the hatchet. Scarlett then drives up with Candice to pick up Carol, where Scarlett talks about how she needs to get a job so she can get a car to practice driving in. Brook, hearing the request and wanting to torture Carol, offers a job at her indie craft and outfitter store.
At the end of the episode, Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to give her money back and reveal what happened. She explains that she believes half of her weed was jacked, which Swayne is furious at. Bender then advises Swayne to calm down as Chelsey explains the reason she's moving product so quickly is because she's been working with Muffy. Swayne is enraged that Chelsey would go behind his back, but then becomes impressed by Muffy's ability to move product quickly. Swayne says that he'll be upping their product price for revenge, but welcomes Muffy to their operation. Esmé, however, is wary of Chelsey and tells Swayne that she no longer trusts him. Swayne then looks into Chelsey's eyes and asks her to tell him any secrets he'll need to know that could come back to bite them. Chelsey looks at Muffy and then agrees to tell the story of how she left Dearborn and everything that's happened in Duluth. Esmé, impressed, reluctantly accepts Chelsey's story. Swayne threatens them to never keep secrets from him again.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Muffy is getting ready for her rehearsal dinner, when Swayne enters the Johnson household again. He taunts Muffy, saying she was his best seller and knows that Chelsey and her are trying to steal his business away from him and go off on their own. Muffy denies this, but Swayne pulls out a gun and a bag of weed, asking where she got the different strain from. 
Title quotation from: Stu, after accepting Mick's invitation to join him on a couple's retreat.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Wanke, Dukelow, Vang	
To help them relax, Mick books a romantic weekend for him and Chelsey at a resort in the cities. Chelsey however has an important task from Swayne to do over the weekend to move product and tells Mick that she is unable to go, prompting Mick to invite Stu to come with instead as his friend. Unable to refund the romantic package they bought, Stu and Mick are mistaken for a couple and are roped into all of the couple building exercises (massages, tennis, spa treatments). During the weekend, Stu refers to himself as Blake and Mick as his sugar daddy, Michelangelo. Stu then accidentally gets him and Mick roped into an accidental orgy with other hotel patrons, and are given psychadelic drugs on accident when they try to leave. When they wake up in the morning, they have no memory of the night and become concerned.
After Scarlett receives a sext from Saffron suggesting sex, she turns to Candice to ask her about sex and how to know if you're ready for it. Candice then takes Scarlett to a sex shop to show her the ropes. Scarlett easily becomes overwhelmed, and Candice assures her that she doesn't need to be afraid of sex if it's with someone she loves.
Meanwhile, Swayne has Chelsey move two hundred grams of product because of an indie music festival going on in Duluth. Chelsey, overwhelmed, gives half to Muffy and the two go begin dealing. Candice and Scarlett go into Panera to see Chelsey working, and is surprised when she's not there. Bender is unsure of what to tell them. Bender then calls Chelsey, who freaks out that she is going to have questions of why she didn't show up to work.
With Stu gone for the weekend, Vangie stays with the Johnsons. Niko tells Dodger and Vangie about finding Muffy's pot the other day, and the three steal all of the product in her backpack. Dodger and Vangie then decide to get Niko high for the first time, giving him a life changing experience. Chelsey and Muffy go to the music festival undercover to sell, where Muffy learns her stash is gone. The two believe that Muffy was jacked and someone at the music festival stole all of her weed. Unsure of what to do and how to break the news to Swayne, Bender suggests that Chelsey comes clean about enlisting in the help of Muffy.
Meanwhile, Olive is upset that no one in the community remembers her birthday, despite it being Leap Day. She runs into Berta, who brings her cupcakes. Olive then breaks down about how she feels as though she doesn't know her place and that she's unliked. Berta sympathizes with her and explains that sometimes she feels as though she's taken for granted, but explains that she tries to make a positive impact in everyone lives she meets. She advises Olive to use her position as mayor to try and make a positive impact in Duluth. Olive then invites Berta out for drinks at the Fainting Goat, where Olive formally apologizes to Nina for how she's treated her and the two make up. Olive then invites them back to her mayoral mansion where they get piss drunk and trash the place, leaving Lulu to clean it up.
Niko, Vangie, and Dodger, high, all get paranoid about a car that is parked outside their house. It's revealed that the car outside is actually Arlo, who's back in Duluth. Arlo drives away, tears in his eyes, not ready to come face to face with what he did. He drives downtown where he walks outside of the Electric Fetus. His old co-worker, Tori, suddenly recognizes him and shouts at him, asking him "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Arlo, scared and in a rush of adrenaline, grabs Tori and drives away.
Meanwhile, Carol and Brook have another confrontation at the end of their AA meeting, after Carol tries to apologize and bury the hatchet. Scarlett then drives up with Candice to pick up Carol, where Scarlett talks about how she needs to get a job so she can get a car to practice driving in. Brook, hearing the request and wanting to torture Carol, offers a job at her indie craft and outfitter store.
At the end of the episode, Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to give her money back and reveal what happened. She explains that she believes half of her weed was jacked, which Swayne is furious at. Bender then advises Swayne to calm down as Chelsey explains the reason she's moving product so quickly is because she's been working with Muffy. Swayne is enraged that Chelsey would go behind his back, but then becomes impressed by Muffy's ability to move product quickly. Swayne says that he'll be upping their product price for revenge, but welcomes Muffy to their operation. Esmé, however, is wary of Chelsey and tells Swayne that she no longer trusts him. Swayne then looks into Chelsey's eyes and asks her to tell him any secrets he'll need to know that could come back to bite them. Chelsey looks at Muffy and then agrees to tell the story of how she left Dearborn and everything that's happened in Duluth. Esmé, impressed, reluctantly accepts Chelsey's story. Swayne threatens them to never keep secrets from him again.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Muffy is getting ready for her rehearsal dinner, when Swayne enters the Johnson household again. He taunts Muffy, saying she was his best seller and knows that Chelsey and her are trying to steal his business away from him and go off on their own. Muffy denies this, but Swayne pulls out a gun and a bag of weed, asking where she got the different strain from. 
Title quotation from: Stu, after accepting Mick's invitation to join him on a couple's retreat.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Wanke, Dukelow, Vang	
To help them relax, Mick books a romantic weekend for him and Chelsey at a resort in the cities. Chelsey however has an important task from Swayne to do over the weekend to move product and tells Mick that she is unable to go, prompting Mick to invite Stu to come with instead as his friend. Unable to refund the romantic package they bought, Stu and Mick are mistaken for a couple and are roped into all of the couple building exercises (massages, tennis, spa treatments). During the weekend, Stu refers to himself as Blake and Mick as his sugar daddy, Michelangelo. Stu then accidentally gets him and Mick roped into an accidental orgy with other hotel patrons, and are given psychadelic drugs on accident when they try to leave. When they wake up in the morning, they have no memory of the night and become concerned.
After Scarlett receives a sext from Saffron suggesting sex, she turns to Candice to ask her about sex and how to know if you're ready for it. Candice then takes Scarlett to a sex shop to show her the ropes. Scarlett easily becomes overwhelmed, and Candice assures her that she doesn't need to be afraid of sex if it's with someone she loves.
Meanwhile, Swayne has Chelsey move two hundred grams of product because of an indie music festival going on in Duluth. Chelsey, overwhelmed, gives half to Muffy and the two go begin dealing. Candice and Scarlett go into Panera to see Chelsey working, and is surprised when she's not there. Bender is unsure of what to tell them. Bender then calls Chelsey, who freaks out that she is going to have questions of why she didn't show up to work.
With Stu gone for the weekend, Vangie stays with the Johnsons. Niko tells Dodger and Vangie about finding Muffy's pot the other day, and the three steal all of the product in her backpack. Dodger and Vangie then decide to get Niko high for the first time, giving him a life changing experience. Chelsey and Muffy go to the music festival undercover to sell, where Muffy learns her stash is gone. The two believe that Muffy was jacked and someone at the music festival stole all of her weed. Unsure of what to do and how to break the news to Swayne, Bender suggests that Chelsey comes clean about enlisting in the help of Muffy.
Meanwhile, Olive is upset that no one in the community remembers her birthday, despite it being Leap Day. She runs into Berta, who brings her cupcakes. Olive then breaks down about how she feels as though she doesn't know her place and that she's unliked. Berta sympathizes with her and explains that sometimes she feels as though she's taken for granted, but explains that she tries to make a positive impact in everyone lives she meets. She advises Olive to use her position as mayor to try and make a positive impact in Duluth. Olive then invites Berta out for drinks at the Fainting Goat, where Olive formally apologizes to Nina for how she's treated her and the two make up. Olive then invites them back to her mayoral mansion where they get piss drunk and trash the place, leaving Lulu to clean it up.
Niko, Vangie, and Dodger, high, all get paranoid about a car that is parked outside their house. It's revealed that the car outside is actually Arlo, who's back in Duluth. Arlo drives away, tears in his eyes, not ready to come face to face with what he did. He drives downtown where he walks outside of the Electric Fetus. His old co-worker, Tori, suddenly recognizes him and shouts at him, asking him "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Arlo, scared and in a rush of adrenaline, grabs Tori and drives away.
Meanwhile, Carol and Brook have another confrontation at the end of their AA meeting, after Carol tries to apologize and bury the hatchet. Scarlett then drives up with Candice to pick up Carol, where Scarlett talks about how she needs to get a job so she can get a car to practice driving in. Brook, hearing the request and wanting to torture Carol, offers a job at her indie craft and outfitter store.
At the end of the episode, Chelsey returns to Swayne's house to give her money back and reveal what happened. She explains that she believes half of her weed was jacked, which Swayne is furious at. Bender then advises Swayne to calm down as Chelsey explains the reason she's moving product so quickly is because she's been working with Muffy. Swayne is enraged that Chelsey would go behind his back, but then becomes impressed by Muffy's ability to move product quickly. Swayne says that he'll be upping their product price for revenge, but welcomes Muffy to their operation. Esmé, however, is wary of Chelsey and tells Swayne that she no longer trusts him. Swayne then looks into Chelsey's eyes and asks her to tell him any secrets he'll need to know that could come back to bite them. Chelsey looks at Muffy and then agrees to tell the story of how she left Dearborn and everything that's happened in Duluth. Esmé, impressed, reluctantly accepts Chelsey's story. Swayne threatens them to never keep secrets from him again.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Muffy is getting ready for her rehearsal dinner, when Swayne enters the Johnson household again. He taunts Muffy, saying she was his best seller and knows that Chelsey and her are trying to steal his business away from him and go off on their own. Muffy denies this, but Swayne pulls out a gun and a bag of weed, asking where she got the different strain from. 
Title quotation from: Stu, after accepting Mick's invitation to join him on a couple's retreat.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Wanke, Dukelow, Vang
 	 	 	 			
36 	6 	"People Gasm For Shit Frappucinos While Drinking Piss" 	January 2017 			
Arlo drives back to Tori's apartment, where he releases her. Tori is shocked to see that Arlo isn't dead, which leads Arlo to having to explain to her everything that happened with the Johnsons and how he fled. Arlo breaks down, saying he is incredibly remorseful for what he's done, but can't bring himself to face the Johnsons. Tori, intrigued by Arlo's mysterious nature, kisses him, which confuses him. She allows him to stay with her while he's getting back on his feet and until they can figure out about what to do.
Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice sit down to continue planning their wedding which is in about a month. Candice tells Muffy she feels like they've been distant lately because Muffy hasn't been around, and asks her what she's been up to. Muffy just explains she's been busy with work and planning a wedding surprise, which is a lie to cover up the drug dealing. Candice assures Muffy that everything's okay and she understands how fast they're moving with the wedding, but is grateful for Muffy and their soon-to-be-adopted son Niko. Candice then offers Muffy to get high, which Muffy takes a rain check on.
Scarlett begins her new job at Brook's store, Namaste Gifts and Healing. There, she meets two twin employees, Cleo and Pat Ra. Brook is incredibly welcoming to Scarlett, but Cleo and Pat seem wary. Saffron visits Scarlett at work, where Brook is surprised that Scarlett has a girlfriend. Saffron says she gets weird vibes from Brook, but Scarlett insists that the job is incredibly easy because customers help themselves.
While working at Panera with Bender, Chelsey learns about how Bender and Swanyne got in the business. Swayne and Bender started off as roommates during college who loved smoking pot, and eventually became dealers until their supplier relocated to the Twin Cities and they took over their business in the same house. Esmé eventually came into the picture as one of their old college roommates who moved away to be a professional cheerleader and when that didn't work out, she returned to Duluth and needed a place to stay. The three slowly became the kingpins of the Duluth area and have been leading for about five years now and Chelsey is their first partner they've taken in. Chelsey asks who impregnanted Bender and Bender insists that no one actually knows. Bender then begins to explain about how he desires to start a growing business so they can get out of Duluth, but Swayne wants to remain on top in a smaller location. Bender takes Chelsey to the back where he shows her his hybrids he's trying to create using different strains of pot to create an ultimate strain. Chelsey then discovers that Bender's pot he's using is completely different than the pot she deals. She confronts him about it where she realizes that they've been supplying her with low quality weed. Chelsey then storms out of Panera and drives to Swayne's, where she busts into the house and confronts Swayne about selling her dirt weed. Swayne laughs and says that Chelsey needed to prove herself and establish a reliable customer base before they started giving her the good weed. Chelsey demands that since she's been dealing through them for over a month, she has proved herself and demands a better product. Swayne eventually gives in, saying Chelsey's ambition turns him on.
Meanwhile, Carol celebrates twenty days of sobriety with Stu, where they celebrate by going to Adventure Zone and end up having to drag the kids along with them. There, Stu and Carol assess what their relationship means to them, and Carol explains that maybe the time is never right for them and they should just remain friends so Carol can focus on herself and Stu can focus on raising his daughter. Dodger and Bridget team up against Niko and Vangie in laser tag, where Dodger has a moment of darkness when he takes Niko by hostage and bites him on the foot, causing him to bleed. Carol asks him why he did that and Dodger seems unapologetic. After Lulu reminds Olive that The Fainting Goat is an undercover brothel, Olive does what she thinks is her duty to the people and tells Mick that they need to cleanse out their bar before Olive has it shut down. After Mick works to stop the brothel, he immediately notices a change in the bar's partronage and income.
Scarlett begins closing the store, when Tori enters the store with Arlo. Tori goes to the back to talk with Brook, Cleo, and Pat, which confuses Scarlett as she thinks something suspicscious is going on. Scarlett then realizes that Arlo is standing in front of her. Scared, Arlo runs out the store and flees. Scarlett then runs after him down to Canal Park until Arlo gets cornered by the lighthouse. Scarlett, confused and scared, asks Arlo why he's back. Arlo then sits Scarlett down and explains his side of the story to Scarlett. He then mentions how he was blackmailed because he killed Chelsey's baby which caused the reason for her to adopt Scarlett, to which Scarlett responds "I'm adopted?"---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Scarlett is sobbing at the Johnson household and she looks of pictures of her family and then a file about her supposed birth parents. Without opening the file, she takes a bottle of pills instead. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. She looks into the mirror, takes a couple pills and swallows.
Title quotation from: Bender, when talking with Chelsey about why they opened up a Panera as their cover business, saying that the people all want coffee and bakeries. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
Arlo drives back to Tori's apartment, where he releases her. Tori is shocked to see that Arlo isn't dead, which leads Arlo to having to explain to her everything that happened with the Johnsons and how he fled. Arlo breaks down, saying he is incredibly remorseful for what he's done, but can't bring himself to face the Johnsons. Tori, intrigued by Arlo's mysterious nature, kisses him, which confuses him. She allows him to stay with her while he's getting back on his feet and until they can figure out about what to do.
Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice sit down to continue planning their wedding which is in about a month. Candice tells Muffy she feels like they've been distant lately because Muffy hasn't been around, and asks her what she's been up to. Muffy just explains she's been busy with work and planning a wedding surprise, which is a lie to cover up the drug dealing. Candice assures Muffy that everything's okay and she understands how fast they're moving with the wedding, but is grateful for Muffy and their soon-to-be-adopted son Niko. Candice then offers Muffy to get high, which Muffy takes a rain check on.
Scarlett begins her new job at Brook's store, Namaste Gifts and Healing. There, she meets two twin employees, Cleo and Pat Ra. Brook is incredibly welcoming to Scarlett, but Cleo and Pat seem wary. Saffron visits Scarlett at work, where Brook is surprised that Scarlett has a girlfriend. Saffron says she gets weird vibes from Brook, but Scarlett insists that the job is incredibly easy because customers help themselves.
While working at Panera with Bender, Chelsey learns about how Bender and Swanyne got in the business. Swayne and Bender started off as roommates during college who loved smoking pot, and eventually became dealers until their supplier relocated to the Twin Cities and they took over their business in the same house. Esmé eventually came into the picture as one of their old college roommates who moved away to be a professional cheerleader and when that didn't work out, she returned to Duluth and needed a place to stay. The three slowly became the kingpins of the Duluth area and have been leading for about five years now and Chelsey is their first partner they've taken in. Chelsey asks who impregnanted Bender and Bender insists that no one actually knows. Bender then begins to explain about how he desires to start a growing business so they can get out of Duluth, but Swayne wants to remain on top in a smaller location. Bender takes Chelsey to the back where he shows her his hybrids he's trying to create using different strains of pot to create an ultimate strain. Chelsey then discovers that Bender's pot he's using is completely different than the pot she deals. She confronts him about it where she realizes that they've been supplying her with low quality weed. Chelsey then storms out of Panera and drives to Swayne's, where she busts into the house and confronts Swayne about selling her dirt weed. Swayne laughs and says that Chelsey needed to prove herself and establish a reliable customer base before they started giving her the good weed. Chelsey demands that since she's been dealing through them for over a month, she has proved herself and demands a better product. Swayne eventually gives in, saying Chelsey's ambition turns him on.
Meanwhile, Carol celebrates twenty days of sobriety with Stu, where they celebrate by going to Adventure Zone and end up having to drag the kids along with them. There, Stu and Carol assess what their relationship means to them, and Carol explains that maybe the time is never right for them and they should just remain friends so Carol can focus on herself and Stu can focus on raising his daughter. Dodger and Bridget team up against Niko and Vangie in laser tag, where Dodger has a moment of darkness when he takes Niko by hostage and bites him on the foot, causing him to bleed. Carol asks him why he did that and Dodger seems unapologetic. After Lulu reminds Olive that The Fainting Goat is an undercover brothel, Olive does what she thinks is her duty to the people and tells Mick that they need to cleanse out their bar before Olive has it shut down. After Mick works to stop the brothel, he immediately notices a change in the bar's partronage and income.
Scarlett begins closing the store, when Tori enters the store with Arlo. Tori goes to the back to talk with Brook, Cleo, and Pat, which confuses Scarlett as she thinks something suspicscious is going on. Scarlett then realizes that Arlo is standing in front of her. Scared, Arlo runs out the store and flees. Scarlett then runs after him down to Canal Park until Arlo gets cornered by the lighthouse. Scarlett, confused and scared, asks Arlo why he's back. Arlo then sits Scarlett down and explains his side of the story to Scarlett. He then mentions how he was blackmailed because he killed Chelsey's baby which caused the reason for her to adopt Scarlett, to which Scarlett responds "I'm adopted?"---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Scarlett is sobbing at the Johnson household and she looks of pictures of her family and then a file about her supposed birth parents. Without opening the file, she takes a bottle of pills instead. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. She looks into the mirror, takes a couple pills and swallows.
Title quotation from: Bender, when talking with Chelsey about why they opened up a Panera as their cover business, saying that the people all want coffee and bakeries. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
Arlo drives back to Tori's apartment, where he releases her. Tori is shocked to see that Arlo isn't dead, which leads Arlo to having to explain to her everything that happened with the Johnsons and how he fled. Arlo breaks down, saying he is incredibly remorseful for what he's done, but can't bring himself to face the Johnsons. Tori, intrigued by Arlo's mysterious nature, kisses him, which confuses him. She allows him to stay with her while he's getting back on his feet and until they can figure out about what to do.
Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice sit down to continue planning their wedding which is in about a month. Candice tells Muffy she feels like they've been distant lately because Muffy hasn't been around, and asks her what she's been up to. Muffy just explains she's been busy with work and planning a wedding surprise, which is a lie to cover up the drug dealing. Candice assures Muffy that everything's okay and she understands how fast they're moving with the wedding, but is grateful for Muffy and their soon-to-be-adopted son Niko. Candice then offers Muffy to get high, which Muffy takes a rain check on.
Scarlett begins her new job at Brook's store, Namaste Gifts and Healing. There, she meets two twin employees, Cleo and Pat Ra. Brook is incredibly welcoming to Scarlett, but Cleo and Pat seem wary. Saffron visits Scarlett at work, where Brook is surprised that Scarlett has a girlfriend. Saffron says she gets weird vibes from Brook, but Scarlett insists that the job is incredibly easy because customers help themselves.
While working at Panera with Bender, Chelsey learns about how Bender and Swanyne got in the business. Swayne and Bender started off as roommates during college who loved smoking pot, and eventually became dealers until their supplier relocated to the Twin Cities and they took over their business in the same house. Esmé eventually came into the picture as one of their old college roommates who moved away to be a professional cheerleader and when that didn't work out, she returned to Duluth and needed a place to stay. The three slowly became the kingpins of the Duluth area and have been leading for about five years now and Chelsey is their first partner they've taken in. Chelsey asks who impregnanted Bender and Bender insists that no one actually knows. Bender then begins to explain about how he desires to start a growing business so they can get out of Duluth, but Swayne wants to remain on top in a smaller location. Bender takes Chelsey to the back where he shows her his hybrids he's trying to create using different strains of pot to create an ultimate strain. Chelsey then discovers that Bender's pot he's using is completely different than the pot she deals. She confronts him about it where she realizes that they've been supplying her with low quality weed. Chelsey then storms out of Panera and drives to Swayne's, where she busts into the house and confronts Swayne about selling her dirt weed. Swayne laughs and says that Chelsey needed to prove herself and establish a reliable customer base before they started giving her the good weed. Chelsey demands that since she's been dealing through them for over a month, she has proved herself and demands a better product. Swayne eventually gives in, saying Chelsey's ambition turns him on.
Meanwhile, Carol celebrates twenty days of sobriety with Stu, where they celebrate by going to Adventure Zone and end up having to drag the kids along with them. There, Stu and Carol assess what their relationship means to them, and Carol explains that maybe the time is never right for them and they should just remain friends so Carol can focus on herself and Stu can focus on raising his daughter. Dodger and Bridget team up against Niko and Vangie in laser tag, where Dodger has a moment of darkness when he takes Niko by hostage and bites him on the foot, causing him to bleed. Carol asks him why he did that and Dodger seems unapologetic. After Lulu reminds Olive that The Fainting Goat is an undercover brothel, Olive does what she thinks is her duty to the people and tells Mick that they need to cleanse out their bar before Olive has it shut down. After Mick works to stop the brothel, he immediately notices a change in the bar's partronage and income.
Scarlett begins closing the store, when Tori enters the store with Arlo. Tori goes to the back to talk with Brook, Cleo, and Pat, which confuses Scarlett as she thinks something suspicscious is going on. Scarlett then realizes that Arlo is standing in front of her. Scared, Arlo runs out the store and flees. Scarlett then runs after him down to Canal Park until Arlo gets cornered by the lighthouse. Scarlett, confused and scared, asks Arlo why he's back. Arlo then sits Scarlett down and explains his side of the story to Scarlett. He then mentions how he was blackmailed because he killed Chelsey's baby which caused the reason for her to adopt Scarlett, to which Scarlett responds "I'm adopted?"---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Scarlett is sobbing at the Johnson household and she looks of pictures of her family and then a file about her supposed birth parents. Without opening the file, she takes a bottle of pills instead. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. She looks into the mirror, takes a couple pills and swallows.
Title quotation from: Bender, when talking with Chelsey about why they opened up a Panera as their cover business, saying that the people all want coffee and bakeries. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
Arlo drives back to Tori's apartment, where he releases her. Tori is shocked to see that Arlo isn't dead, which leads Arlo to having to explain to her everything that happened with the Johnsons and how he fled. Arlo breaks down, saying he is incredibly remorseful for what he's done, but can't bring himself to face the Johnsons. Tori, intrigued by Arlo's mysterious nature, kisses him, which confuses him. She allows him to stay with her while he's getting back on his feet and until they can figure out about what to do.
Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice sit down to continue planning their wedding which is in about a month. Candice tells Muffy she feels like they've been distant lately because Muffy hasn't been around, and asks her what she's been up to. Muffy just explains she's been busy with work and planning a wedding surprise, which is a lie to cover up the drug dealing. Candice assures Muffy that everything's okay and she understands how fast they're moving with the wedding, but is grateful for Muffy and their soon-to-be-adopted son Niko. Candice then offers Muffy to get high, which Muffy takes a rain check on.
Scarlett begins her new job at Brook's store, Namaste Gifts and Healing. There, she meets two twin employees, Cleo and Pat Ra. Brook is incredibly welcoming to Scarlett, but Cleo and Pat seem wary. Saffron visits Scarlett at work, where Brook is surprised that Scarlett has a girlfriend. Saffron says she gets weird vibes from Brook, but Scarlett insists that the job is incredibly easy because customers help themselves.
While working at Panera with Bender, Chelsey learns about how Bender and Swanyne got in the business. Swayne and Bender started off as roommates during college who loved smoking pot, and eventually became dealers until their supplier relocated to the Twin Cities and they took over their business in the same house. Esmé eventually came into the picture as one of their old college roommates who moved away to be a professional cheerleader and when that didn't work out, she returned to Duluth and needed a place to stay. The three slowly became the kingpins of the Duluth area and have been leading for about five years now and Chelsey is their first partner they've taken in. Chelsey asks who impregnanted Bender and Bender insists that no one actually knows. Bender then begins to explain about how he desires to start a growing business so they can get out of Duluth, but Swayne wants to remain on top in a smaller location. Bender takes Chelsey to the back where he shows her his hybrids he's trying to create using different strains of pot to create an ultimate strain. Chelsey then discovers that Bender's pot he's using is completely different than the pot she deals. She confronts him about it where she realizes that they've been supplying her with low quality weed. Chelsey then storms out of Panera and drives to Swayne's, where she busts into the house and confronts Swayne about selling her dirt weed. Swayne laughs and says that Chelsey needed to prove herself and establish a reliable customer base before they started giving her the good weed. Chelsey demands that since she's been dealing through them for over a month, she has proved herself and demands a better product. Swayne eventually gives in, saying Chelsey's ambition turns him on.
Meanwhile, Carol celebrates twenty days of sobriety with Stu, where they celebrate by going to Adventure Zone and end up having to drag the kids along with them. There, Stu and Carol assess what their relationship means to them, and Carol explains that maybe the time is never right for them and they should just remain friends so Carol can focus on herself and Stu can focus on raising his daughter. Dodger and Bridget team up against Niko and Vangie in laser tag, where Dodger has a moment of darkness when he takes Niko by hostage and bites him on the foot, causing him to bleed. Carol asks him why he did that and Dodger seems unapologetic. After Lulu reminds Olive that The Fainting Goat is an undercover brothel, Olive does what she thinks is her duty to the people and tells Mick that they need to cleanse out their bar before Olive has it shut down. After Mick works to stop the brothel, he immediately notices a change in the bar's partronage and income.
Scarlett begins closing the store, when Tori enters the store with Arlo. Tori goes to the back to talk with Brook, Cleo, and Pat, which confuses Scarlett as she thinks something suspicscious is going on. Scarlett then realizes that Arlo is standing in front of her. Scared, Arlo runs out the store and flees. Scarlett then runs after him down to Canal Park until Arlo gets cornered by the lighthouse. Scarlett, confused and scared, asks Arlo why he's back. Arlo then sits Scarlett down and explains his side of the story to Scarlett. He then mentions how he was blackmailed because he killed Chelsey's baby which caused the reason for her to adopt Scarlett, to which Scarlett responds "I'm adopted?"---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Scarlett is sobbing at the Johnson household and she looks of pictures of her family and then a file about her supposed birth parents. Without opening the file, she takes a bottle of pills instead. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. She looks into the mirror, takes a couple pills and swallows.
Title quotation from: Bender, when talking with Chelsey about why they opened up a Panera as their cover business, saying that the people all want coffee and bakeries. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
Arlo drives back to Tori's apartment, where he releases her. Tori is shocked to see that Arlo isn't dead, which leads Arlo to having to explain to her everything that happened with the Johnsons and how he fled. Arlo breaks down, saying he is incredibly remorseful for what he's done, but can't bring himself to face the Johnsons. Tori, intrigued by Arlo's mysterious nature, kisses him, which confuses him. She allows him to stay with her while he's getting back on his feet and until they can figure out about what to do.
Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice sit down to continue planning their wedding which is in about a month. Candice tells Muffy she feels like they've been distant lately because Muffy hasn't been around, and asks her what she's been up to. Muffy just explains she's been busy with work and planning a wedding surprise, which is a lie to cover up the drug dealing. Candice assures Muffy that everything's okay and she understands how fast they're moving with the wedding, but is grateful for Muffy and their soon-to-be-adopted son Niko. Candice then offers Muffy to get high, which Muffy takes a rain check on.
Scarlett begins her new job at Brook's store, Namaste Gifts and Healing. There, she meets two twin employees, Cleo and Pat Ra. Brook is incredibly welcoming to Scarlett, but Cleo and Pat seem wary. Saffron visits Scarlett at work, where Brook is surprised that Scarlett has a girlfriend. Saffron says she gets weird vibes from Brook, but Scarlett insists that the job is incredibly easy because customers help themselves.
While working at Panera with Bender, Chelsey learns about how Bender and Swanyne got in the business. Swayne and Bender started off as roommates during college who loved smoking pot, and eventually became dealers until their supplier relocated to the Twin Cities and they took over their business in the same house. Esmé eventually came into the picture as one of their old college roommates who moved away to be a professional cheerleader and when that didn't work out, she returned to Duluth and needed a place to stay. The three slowly became the kingpins of the Duluth area and have been leading for about five years now and Chelsey is their first partner they've taken in. Chelsey asks who impregnanted Bender and Bender insists that no one actually knows. Bender then begins to explain about how he desires to start a growing business so they can get out of Duluth, but Swayne wants to remain on top in a smaller location. Bender takes Chelsey to the back where he shows her his hybrids he's trying to create using different strains of pot to create an ultimate strain. Chelsey then discovers that Bender's pot he's using is completely different than the pot she deals. She confronts him about it where she realizes that they've been supplying her with low quality weed. Chelsey then storms out of Panera and drives to Swayne's, where she busts into the house and confronts Swayne about selling her dirt weed. Swayne laughs and says that Chelsey needed to prove herself and establish a reliable customer base before they started giving her the good weed. Chelsey demands that since she's been dealing through them for over a month, she has proved herself and demands a better product. Swayne eventually gives in, saying Chelsey's ambition turns him on.
Meanwhile, Carol celebrates twenty days of sobriety with Stu, where they celebrate by going to Adventure Zone and end up having to drag the kids along with them. There, Stu and Carol assess what their relationship means to them, and Carol explains that maybe the time is never right for them and they should just remain friends so Carol can focus on herself and Stu can focus on raising his daughter. Dodger and Bridget team up against Niko and Vangie in laser tag, where Dodger has a moment of darkness when he takes Niko by hostage and bites him on the foot, causing him to bleed. Carol asks him why he did that and Dodger seems unapologetic. After Lulu reminds Olive that The Fainting Goat is an undercover brothel, Olive does what she thinks is her duty to the people and tells Mick that they need to cleanse out their bar before Olive has it shut down. After Mick works to stop the brothel, he immediately notices a change in the bar's partronage and income.
Scarlett begins closing the store, when Tori enters the store with Arlo. Tori goes to the back to talk with Brook, Cleo, and Pat, which confuses Scarlett as she thinks something suspicscious is going on. Scarlett then realizes that Arlo is standing in front of her. Scared, Arlo runs out the store and flees. Scarlett then runs after him down to Canal Park until Arlo gets cornered by the lighthouse. Scarlett, confused and scared, asks Arlo why he's back. Arlo then sits Scarlett down and explains his side of the story to Scarlett. He then mentions how he was blackmailed because he killed Chelsey's baby which caused the reason for her to adopt Scarlett, to which Scarlett responds "I'm adopted?"---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Scarlett is sobbing at the Johnson household and she looks of pictures of her family and then a file about her supposed birth parents. Without opening the file, she takes a bottle of pills instead. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. She looks into the mirror, takes a couple pills and swallows.
Title quotation from: Bender, when talking with Chelsey about why they opened up a Panera as their cover business, saying that the people all want coffee and bakeries. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
Arlo drives back to Tori's apartment, where he releases her. Tori is shocked to see that Arlo isn't dead, which leads Arlo to having to explain to her everything that happened with the Johnsons and how he fled. Arlo breaks down, saying he is incredibly remorseful for what he's done, but can't bring himself to face the Johnsons. Tori, intrigued by Arlo's mysterious nature, kisses him, which confuses him. She allows him to stay with her while he's getting back on his feet and until they can figure out about what to do.
Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice sit down to continue planning their wedding which is in about a month. Candice tells Muffy she feels like they've been distant lately because Muffy hasn't been around, and asks her what she's been up to. Muffy just explains she's been busy with work and planning a wedding surprise, which is a lie to cover up the drug dealing. Candice assures Muffy that everything's okay and she understands how fast they're moving with the wedding, but is grateful for Muffy and their soon-to-be-adopted son Niko. Candice then offers Muffy to get high, which Muffy takes a rain check on.
Scarlett begins her new job at Brook's store, Namaste Gifts and Healing. There, she meets two twin employees, Cleo and Pat Ra. Brook is incredibly welcoming to Scarlett, but Cleo and Pat seem wary. Saffron visits Scarlett at work, where Brook is surprised that Scarlett has a girlfriend. Saffron says she gets weird vibes from Brook, but Scarlett insists that the job is incredibly easy because customers help themselves.
While working at Panera with Bender, Chelsey learns about how Bender and Swanyne got in the business. Swayne and Bender started off as roommates during college who loved smoking pot, and eventually became dealers until their supplier relocated to the Twin Cities and they took over their business in the same house. Esmé eventually came into the picture as one of their old college roommates who moved away to be a professional cheerleader and when that didn't work out, she returned to Duluth and needed a place to stay. The three slowly became the kingpins of the Duluth area and have been leading for about five years now and Chelsey is their first partner they've taken in. Chelsey asks who impregnanted Bender and Bender insists that no one actually knows. Bender then begins to explain about how he desires to start a growing business so they can get out of Duluth, but Swayne wants to remain on top in a smaller location. Bender takes Chelsey to the back where he shows her his hybrids he's trying to create using different strains of pot to create an ultimate strain. Chelsey then discovers that Bender's pot he's using is completely different than the pot she deals. She confronts him about it where she realizes that they've been supplying her with low quality weed. Chelsey then storms out of Panera and drives to Swayne's, where she busts into the house and confronts Swayne about selling her dirt weed. Swayne laughs and says that Chelsey needed to prove herself and establish a reliable customer base before they started giving her the good weed. Chelsey demands that since she's been dealing through them for over a month, she has proved herself and demands a better product. Swayne eventually gives in, saying Chelsey's ambition turns him on.
Meanwhile, Carol celebrates twenty days of sobriety with Stu, where they celebrate by going to Adventure Zone and end up having to drag the kids along with them. There, Stu and Carol assess what their relationship means to them, and Carol explains that maybe the time is never right for them and they should just remain friends so Carol can focus on herself and Stu can focus on raising his daughter. Dodger and Bridget team up against Niko and Vangie in laser tag, where Dodger has a moment of darkness when he takes Niko by hostage and bites him on the foot, causing him to bleed. Carol asks him why he did that and Dodger seems unapologetic. After Lulu reminds Olive that The Fainting Goat is an undercover brothel, Olive does what she thinks is her duty to the people and tells Mick that they need to cleanse out their bar before Olive has it shut down. After Mick works to stop the brothel, he immediately notices a change in the bar's partronage and income.
Scarlett begins closing the store, when Tori enters the store with Arlo. Tori goes to the back to talk with Brook, Cleo, and Pat, which confuses Scarlett as she thinks something suspicscious is going on. Scarlett then realizes that Arlo is standing in front of her. Scared, Arlo runs out the store and flees. Scarlett then runs after him down to Canal Park until Arlo gets cornered by the lighthouse. Scarlett, confused and scared, asks Arlo why he's back. Arlo then sits Scarlett down and explains his side of the story to Scarlett. He then mentions how he was blackmailed because he killed Chelsey's baby which caused the reason for her to adopt Scarlett, to which Scarlett responds "I'm adopted?"---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Scarlett is sobbing at the Johnson household and she looks of pictures of her family and then a file about her supposed birth parents. Without opening the file, she takes a bottle of pills instead. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. She looks into the mirror, takes a couple pills and swallows.
Title quotation from: Bender, when talking with Chelsey about why they opened up a Panera as their cover business, saying that the people all want coffee and bakeries. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
Arlo drives back to Tori's apartment, where he releases her. Tori is shocked to see that Arlo isn't dead, which leads Arlo to having to explain to her everything that happened with the Johnsons and how he fled. Arlo breaks down, saying he is incredibly remorseful for what he's done, but can't bring himself to face the Johnsons. Tori, intrigued by Arlo's mysterious nature, kisses him, which confuses him. She allows him to stay with her while he's getting back on his feet and until they can figure out about what to do.
Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice sit down to continue planning their wedding which is in about a month. Candice tells Muffy she feels like they've been distant lately because Muffy hasn't been around, and asks her what she's been up to. Muffy just explains she's been busy with work and planning a wedding surprise, which is a lie to cover up the drug dealing. Candice assures Muffy that everything's okay and she understands how fast they're moving with the wedding, but is grateful for Muffy and their soon-to-be-adopted son Niko. Candice then offers Muffy to get high, which Muffy takes a rain check on.
Scarlett begins her new job at Brook's store, Namaste Gifts and Healing. There, she meets two twin employees, Cleo and Pat Ra. Brook is incredibly welcoming to Scarlett, but Cleo and Pat seem wary. Saffron visits Scarlett at work, where Brook is surprised that Scarlett has a girlfriend. Saffron says she gets weird vibes from Brook, but Scarlett insists that the job is incredibly easy because customers help themselves.
While working at Panera with Bender, Chelsey learns about how Bender and Swanyne got in the business. Swayne and Bender started off as roommates during college who loved smoking pot, and eventually became dealers until their supplier relocated to the Twin Cities and they took over their business in the same house. Esmé eventually came into the picture as one of their old college roommates who moved away to be a professional cheerleader and when that didn't work out, she returned to Duluth and needed a place to stay. The three slowly became the kingpins of the Duluth area and have been leading for about five years now and Chelsey is their first partner they've taken in. Chelsey asks who impregnanted Bender and Bender insists that no one actually knows. Bender then begins to explain about how he desires to start a growing business so they can get out of Duluth, but Swayne wants to remain on top in a smaller location. Bender takes Chelsey to the back where he shows her his hybrids he's trying to create using different strains of pot to create an ultimate strain. Chelsey then discovers that Bender's pot he's using is completely different than the pot she deals. She confronts him about it where she realizes that they've been supplying her with low quality weed. Chelsey then storms out of Panera and drives to Swayne's, where she busts into the house and confronts Swayne about selling her dirt weed. Swayne laughs and says that Chelsey needed to prove herself and establish a reliable customer base before they started giving her the good weed. Chelsey demands that since she's been dealing through them for over a month, she has proved herself and demands a better product. Swayne eventually gives in, saying Chelsey's ambition turns him on.
Meanwhile, Carol celebrates twenty days of sobriety with Stu, where they celebrate by going to Adventure Zone and end up having to drag the kids along with them. There, Stu and Carol assess what their relationship means to them, and Carol explains that maybe the time is never right for them and they should just remain friends so Carol can focus on herself and Stu can focus on raising his daughter. Dodger and Bridget team up against Niko and Vangie in laser tag, where Dodger has a moment of darkness when he takes Niko by hostage and bites him on the foot, causing him to bleed. Carol asks him why he did that and Dodger seems unapologetic. After Lulu reminds Olive that The Fainting Goat is an undercover brothel, Olive does what she thinks is her duty to the people and tells Mick that they need to cleanse out their bar before Olive has it shut down. After Mick works to stop the brothel, he immediately notices a change in the bar's partronage and income.
Scarlett begins closing the store, when Tori enters the store with Arlo. Tori goes to the back to talk with Brook, Cleo, and Pat, which confuses Scarlett as she thinks something suspicscious is going on. Scarlett then realizes that Arlo is standing in front of her. Scared, Arlo runs out the store and flees. Scarlett then runs after him down to Canal Park until Arlo gets cornered by the lighthouse. Scarlett, confused and scared, asks Arlo why he's back. Arlo then sits Scarlett down and explains his side of the story to Scarlett. He then mentions how he was blackmailed because he killed Chelsey's baby which caused the reason for her to adopt Scarlett, to which Scarlett responds "I'm adopted?"---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Scarlett is sobbing at the Johnson household and she looks of pictures of her family and then a file about her supposed birth parents. Without opening the file, she takes a bottle of pills instead. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. She looks into the mirror, takes a couple pills and swallows.
Title quotation from: Bender, when talking with Chelsey about why they opened up a Panera as their cover business, saying that the people all want coffee and bakeries. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang
 	 	 	 			
37 	7 	"Scout's Honor" 	January 2017 			
At 5:30 in the morning, Berta enters the Johnson house. As she gets settled for her work day, she begins cooking breakfast for the Johnsons as they're all getting ready for the day. Chelsey comes downstairs and talks with Berta briefly about what she has going on for the day, lying and saying she's working at Panera. Dodger then comes downstairs where Chelsey confronts him about biting Niko the previous day, which Dodger shrugs off and seems unapologetic for. Chelsey and Berta talk about what they're going to do with him and laugh as Chelsey leaves. Mick and Bridget come downstairs and talk with Berta, sad to have missed Chelsey, as they explain she's never home anymore. Scarlett charges downstairs and walks out the door without responding to anyone about if everything's okay. Mick decides to laugh it off as he leaves and takes the kids to school and heads to work at the bar. As soon as the Johnsons are gone, Berta immediately relaxes and just wanders around the house. Later that morning, she turns on the TV to watch the morning news with Corrine Carmichael as she sets the flowbee to vaccum the house. Candice shows up later to share coffee with Berta, apparently a daily ritual. As they're gossipping about their lives, including Candice's upcoming wedding (with Berta officiating), Muffy and Chelsey's recent absence, how fak Corrine seems, suddenly Berta's Mexican cleaning crew shows up, along with Nina, who's part of the crew as she needs money, as she lets them clean the house while she sits and does nothing. Soon after, Carol arrives at the house, jokingly offended she wasn't invited to coffee. Carol, aware of the cleaning crew Berta hires, jokes with Berta about her mysterious past that no one seems to know about. Candice and Carol joke about the many secret lives Berta could have: a spy on the Johnsons, a drug lord, or even the ghost of Spooooky Susan. Carol talks about her Alcoholic's Anonymous process and how she doesn't trust Brook at all, and is wary of Scarlett taking a job under her. The girls apologize to Berta about how all they seem to do is bicker about their lives, but Berta explains she gets a thrill off of hearing everyone's secrets. Candice and Carol soon leave when the Mexican cleaning crew does, and Berta begins to relax for the day as her work is pretty much done. Berta heads upstairs to Mick and Chelsey's room as she is changing the sheets on their bed. She picks up a spare pillow from the closet to switch them out when she discovers something is inside of the pillow. She searches inside and finds Ziplocs of large sums of money. Uncomfortable, she packs it away and returns to fixing the bed. Later around lunchtime, Scarlett enters the house and Berta is shocked to see her home. Scarlett breaks down into tears in Berta's arms as she asks what's wrong. Scarlett explains that she couldn't focus in school today because of what's been going on in her life. Berta asks if it's Saffron or her new job, and Scarlett asks her to keep a promise to never tell anyone what she knows. Berta promises, and Scarlett reveals about Arlo being back in town and telling Scarlett that she was adopted, which she had no idea. Berta, shocked, comforts Scarlett and promises not to say anything. She then asks about if anyone else knows that Arlo is back, and says that need to tell Mick and Chelsey about that. Scarlett agrees, for their family's safety, but isn't sure how to deal with the adoption news yet. Berta assures her that they don't know for sure if Arlo was telling the truth. Scarlett thanks Berta and says she's going to go over to Saffron's place and tell her about the news. Two minutes after Scarlett leaves, Dodger sneaks into the door and tries to sneak up to his room. Berta catches him as she doing her nails in the living room and scolds him. Dodger at first is persistent on being let go and he just doesn't want to go to school again. Berta then sits him down until he talks, and he eventually breaks down saying he just hasn't been happy since moving to Duluth, despite having Vangie as a good friend. Dodger then says he's also been having weird impulses, including biting Niko. Berta shows concern for him, but tells him he needs to go back in school before he gets in even more trouble. Later that afternoon, Berta receives a call and excitedly answers the door. She kisses the gentleman who's at the door, where it's reveal he's Berta's husband (Tom Hardy). Handsome and successful, he comes off as a shock that he would marry Berta. The two reconnect about how their days have gone, and the two seem incredibly happy to be with each other, where it's learned they've been married for sixteen years, and Berta has been working at this house all that time. It's revealed that Berta grew up in that house many years ago, and when her parents seperated her mother lived there all alone, where eventually she contracted cancer and died in the house. Berta had an obsessive period where she drove past the house every day for a year, spying on the new family that lived there. Eventually, Berta decided that in order to get closure, she was going to break and enter into the house to see it one last time. Upon entering the house, she became sad to see the changes inside the house. In a rush of sad rage, Berta rearranged the entire house to the best of her ability to mirror her old life. She then hears someone enter the house and she goes to hide in a closet. In the closet, she finds an old maid costume, and she decides to put it on randomly. She exits the closet, where the woman who lives there in scared to see Berta. Berta quickly bullshits that she is the housekeeper the house comes with. The woman confused, is also surprised to see the new changes Berta made in the house and decides the company and help around the house would be nice,so she keeps Berta. Berta has kept the same shtick up for the past sixteen years, through four different families, posing as a housekeeper for the house, claiming her position was secured in the will of an old homeowner to give her life purpose and closure. Her husband, in on the scheme, laughs and calls it the best thing to ever happen this his life, because Berta can demand whatever pay she wants. Berta, clearly rich from both her and her husband's finances, decides to keep most of her life a secret so she can keep working at the house. She prides herself on her loyalty and privacies to the families that live there. As she's talking, she hears the backdoor open and sends her husband out, promising that she'll be home later. Chelsey and Muffy charge in through the backdoor in a frenzy as they throw coolers and backpacks on the table and asks Berta for her discretion. She agrees, and the two reveal that they've been dealing the past two months and were given a new project to move a large sum of product. Chelsey breaks down, saying she's tired of hiding and upset that she's good at what she does and because of that can't stop dealing. Berta asks what she can do, and Chelsey asks her if she could buy a large sum off of them because she knows Berta has access to money and she will pay her back, but says if they can't move all of their product, bad things could happen. Berta doesn't ask more questions and leaves to get cash. As she leaves, Olive enters the house without asking and if shocked to see so much pot on the table. Olive, devious, tells Chelsey and Muffy she has no choice to but to arrest them, seeing as Duluth is a drug-free zone now. Chelsey then decides to confront Olive, saying that what she's spewing is the biggest piece of bullshit she's ever heard, saying Olive used to be the town drunk and pothead and the only reason she's acting like a cunt is because she has a little bit of power now and wants to get back at Chelsey for petty reasons. Olive, shocked at Chelsey's confrontation, starts crying and explains she only ever wanted to be liked and included. Chelsey apologizes for being a bitch and not including Olive in things, but they've had a crazy year Olive couldn't believe. Muffy then tells Olive in thanks for her discretion and being a good friend, they'll give Olive 20% of their profit. Olive, happy to be finally included in something, thanks the two of them and ditches her Clinton wig and pantsuit, saying that they were never truly the real her and pledges to be a better person and mayor. Olive exits, practically naked and dances in her money, as well as clutching a cooler of pot. After the two girls leave to continue dealing, Berta heads to the basement, where she uncovers a door in the concrete floor and a safe, where she hides the weed. Later that night, the family and Carol all get back home, where they gather for dinner. Berta cleans up with the help of Bridget, who explains she's been feeling sick lately. As Berta leaves the house for the night, she notices a car outside the house and walks up to it. She gets them to roll down their window, where Arlo and Tori sit on the inside of the car. Berta immediately becomes scared and reaches for a handgun in her purse. Arlo gets out and tries to calm Berta down, saying that he needs to talk to the Johnsons. Berta then walks Arlo and Tori up to the house, where everyone is shocked to see Arlo back again. Arlo begins to apologize, and goes up to hug Mick, who is speechless. Arlo then begins to explain his story.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Berta enters the Johnson house, where she calls out to see if anyone's home. She walks around the house, and discovers that the fire place is lit. She then sees Bridget lying on the ground, covered in blood and Carol's vodka bottle broken on the ground. Berta calls out to an unresponsive Bridget, and decides to pick her up. She picks up her phone and dials it, saying "Hey, we have an emergency". 
Title quotation from: Berta, when explaining to every single person she encounters that she will be discrete and keep their secrets safe. 
Guest Cast: Sheeran, Buerke, Matthes, Nesburg, Wanke, Fuller
Absent: Curry, Rafferty	
At 5:30 in the morning, Berta enters the Johnson house. As she gets settled for her work day, she begins cooking breakfast for the Johnsons as they're all getting ready for the day. Chelsey comes downstairs and talks with Berta briefly about what she has going on for the day, lying and saying she's working at Panera. Dodger then comes downstairs where Chelsey confronts him about biting Niko the previous day, which Dodger shrugs off and seems unapologetic for. Chelsey and Berta talk about what they're going to do with him and laugh as Chelsey leaves. Mick and Bridget come downstairs and talk with Berta, sad to have missed Chelsey, as they explain she's never home anymore. Scarlett charges downstairs and walks out the door without responding to anyone about if everything's okay. Mick decides to laugh it off as he leaves and takes the kids to school and heads to work at the bar. As soon as the Johnsons are gone, Berta immediately relaxes and just wanders around the house. Later that morning, she turns on the TV to watch the morning news with Corrine Carmichael as she sets the flowbee to vaccum the house. Candice shows up later to share coffee with Berta, apparently a daily ritual. As they're gossipping about their lives, including Candice's upcoming wedding (with Berta officiating), Muffy and Chelsey's recent absence, how fak Corrine seems, suddenly Berta's Mexican cleaning crew shows up, along with Nina, who's part of the crew as she needs money, as she lets them clean the house while she sits and does nothing. Soon after, Carol arrives at the house, jokingly offended she wasn't invited to coffee. Carol, aware of the cleaning crew Berta hires, jokes with Berta about her mysterious past that no one seems to know about. Candice and Carol joke about the many secret lives Berta could have: a spy on the Johnsons, a drug lord, or even the ghost of Spooooky Susan. Carol talks about her Alcoholic's Anonymous process and how she doesn't trust Brook at all, and is wary of Scarlett taking a job under her. The girls apologize to Berta about how all they seem to do is bicker about their lives, but Berta explains she gets a thrill off of hearing everyone's secrets. Candice and Carol soon leave when the Mexican cleaning crew does, and Berta begins to relax for the day as her work is pretty much done. Berta heads upstairs to Mick and Chelsey's room as she is changing the sheets on their bed. She picks up a spare pillow from the closet to switch them out when she discovers something is inside of the pillow. She searches inside and finds Ziplocs of large sums of money. Uncomfortable, she packs it away and returns to fixing the bed. Later around lunchtime, Scarlett enters the house and Berta is shocked to see her home. Scarlett breaks down into tears in Berta's arms as she asks what's wrong. Scarlett explains that she couldn't focus in school today because of what's been going on in her life. Berta asks if it's Saffron or her new job, and Scarlett asks her to keep a promise to never tell anyone what she knows. Berta promises, and Scarlett reveals about Arlo being back in town and telling Scarlett that she was adopted, which she had no idea. Berta, shocked, comforts Scarlett and promises not to say anything. She then asks about if anyone else knows that Arlo is back, and says that need to tell Mick and Chelsey about that. Scarlett agrees, for their family's safety, but isn't sure how to deal with the adoption news yet. Berta assures her that they don't know for sure if Arlo was telling the truth. Scarlett thanks Berta and says she's going to go over to Saffron's place and tell her about the news. Two minutes after Scarlett leaves, Dodger sneaks into the door and tries to sneak up to his room. Berta catches him as she doing her nails in the living room and scolds him. Dodger at first is persistent on being let go and he just doesn't want to go to school again. Berta then sits him down until he talks, and he eventually breaks down saying he just hasn't been happy since moving to Duluth, despite having Vangie as a good friend. Dodger then says he's also been having weird impulses, including biting Niko. Berta shows concern for him, but tells him he needs to go back in school before he gets in even more trouble. Later that afternoon, Berta receives a call and excitedly answers the door. She kisses the gentleman who's at the door, where it's reveal he's Berta's husband (Tom Hardy). Handsome and successful, he comes off as a shock that he would marry Berta. The two reconnect about how their days have gone, and the two seem incredibly happy to be with each other, where it's learned they've been married for sixteen years, and Berta has been working at this house all that time. It's revealed that Berta grew up in that house many years ago, and when her parents seperated her mother lived there all alone, where eventually she contracted cancer and died in the house. Berta had an obsessive period where she drove past the house every day for a year, spying on the new family that lived there. Eventually, Berta decided that in order to get closure, she was going to break and enter into the house to see it one last time. Upon entering the house, she became sad to see the changes inside the house. In a rush of sad rage, Berta rearranged the entire house to the best of her ability to mirror her old life. She then hears someone enter the house and she goes to hide in a closet. In the closet, she finds an old maid costume, and she decides to put it on randomly. She exits the closet, where the woman who lives there in scared to see Berta. Berta quickly bullshits that she is the housekeeper the house comes with. The woman confused, is also surprised to see the new changes Berta made in the house and decides the company and help around the house would be nice,so she keeps Berta. Berta has kept the same shtick up for the past sixteen years, through four different families, posing as a housekeeper for the house, claiming her position was secured in the will of an old homeowner to give her life purpose and closure. Her husband, in on the scheme, laughs and calls it the best thing to ever happen this his life, because Berta can demand whatever pay she wants. Berta, clearly rich from both her and her husband's finances, decides to keep most of her life a secret so she can keep working at the house. She prides herself on her loyalty and privacies to the families that live there. As she's talking, she hears the backdoor open and sends her husband out, promising that she'll be home later. Chelsey and Muffy charge in through the backdoor in a frenzy as they throw coolers and backpacks on the table and asks Berta for her discretion. She agrees, and the two reveal that they've been dealing the past two months and were given a new project to move a large sum of product. Chelsey breaks down, saying she's tired of hiding and upset that she's good at what she does and because of that can't stop dealing. Berta asks what she can do, and Chelsey asks her if she could buy a large sum off of them because she knows Berta has access to money and she will pay her back, but says if they can't move all of their product, bad things could happen. Berta doesn't ask more questions and leaves to get cash. As she leaves, Olive enters the house without asking and if shocked to see so much pot on the table. Olive, devious, tells Chelsey and Muffy she has no choice to but to arrest them, seeing as Duluth is a drug-free zone now. Chelsey then decides to confront Olive, saying that what she's spewing is the biggest piece of bullshit she's ever heard, saying Olive used to be the town drunk and pothead and the only reason she's acting like a cunt is because she has a little bit of power now and wants to get back at Chelsey for petty reasons. Olive, shocked at Chelsey's confrontation, starts crying and explains she only ever wanted to be liked and included. Chelsey apologizes for being a bitch and not including Olive in things, but they've had a crazy year Olive couldn't believe. Muffy then tells Olive in thanks for her discretion and being a good friend, they'll give Olive 20% of their profit. Olive, happy to be finally included in something, thanks the two of them and ditches her Clinton wig and pantsuit, saying that they were never truly the real her and pledges to be a better person and mayor. Olive exits, practically naked and dances in her money, as well as clutching a cooler of pot. After the two girls leave to continue dealing, Berta heads to the basement, where she uncovers a door in the concrete floor and a safe, where she hides the weed. Later that night, the family and Carol all get back home, where they gather for dinner. Berta cleans up with the help of Bridget, who explains she's been feeling sick lately. As Berta leaves the house for the night, she notices a car outside the house and walks up to it. She gets them to roll down their window, where Arlo and Tori sit on the inside of the car. Berta immediately becomes scared and reaches for a handgun in her purse. Arlo gets out and tries to calm Berta down, saying that he needs to talk to the Johnsons. Berta then walks Arlo and Tori up to the house, where everyone is shocked to see Arlo back again. Arlo begins to apologize, and goes up to hug Mick, who is speechless. Arlo then begins to explain his story.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Berta enters the Johnson house, where she calls out to see if anyone's home. She walks around the house, and discovers that the fire place is lit. She then sees Bridget lying on the ground, covered in blood and Carol's vodka bottle broken on the ground. Berta calls out to an unresponsive Bridget, and decides to pick her up. She picks up her phone and dials it, saying "Hey, we have an emergency". 
Title quotation from: Berta, when explaining to every single person she encounters that she will be discrete and keep their secrets safe. 
Guest Cast: Sheeran, Buerke, Matthes, Nesburg, Wanke, Fuller
Absent: Curry, Rafferty	
At 5:30 in the morning, Berta enters the Johnson house. As she gets settled for her work day, she begins cooking breakfast for the Johnsons as they're all getting ready for the day. Chelsey comes downstairs and talks with Berta briefly about what she has going on for the day, lying and saying she's working at Panera. Dodger then comes downstairs where Chelsey confronts him about biting Niko the previous day, which Dodger shrugs off and seems unapologetic for. Chelsey and Berta talk about what they're going to do with him and laugh as Chelsey leaves. Mick and Bridget come downstairs and talk with Berta, sad to have missed Chelsey, as they explain she's never home anymore. Scarlett charges downstairs and walks out the door without responding to anyone about if everything's okay. Mick decides to laugh it off as he leaves and takes the kids to school and heads to work at the bar. As soon as the Johnsons are gone, Berta immediately relaxes and just wanders around the house. Later that morning, she turns on the TV to watch the morning news with Corrine Carmichael as she sets the flowbee to vaccum the house. Candice shows up later to share coffee with Berta, apparently a daily ritual. As they're gossipping about their lives, including Candice's upcoming wedding (with Berta officiating), Muffy and Chelsey's recent absence, how fak Corrine seems, suddenly Berta's Mexican cleaning crew shows up, along with Nina, who's part of the crew as she needs money, as she lets them clean the house while she sits and does nothing. Soon after, Carol arrives at the house, jokingly offended she wasn't invited to coffee. Carol, aware of the cleaning crew Berta hires, jokes with Berta about her mysterious past that no one seems to know about. Candice and Carol joke about the many secret lives Berta could have: a spy on the Johnsons, a drug lord, or even the ghost of Spooooky Susan. Carol talks about her Alcoholic's Anonymous process and how she doesn't trust Brook at all, and is wary of Scarlett taking a job under her. The girls apologize to Berta about how all they seem to do is bicker about their lives, but Berta explains she gets a thrill off of hearing everyone's secrets. Candice and Carol soon leave when the Mexican cleaning crew does, and Berta begins to relax for the day as her work is pretty much done. Berta heads upstairs to Mick and Chelsey's room as she is changing the sheets on their bed. She picks up a spare pillow from the closet to switch them out when she discovers something is inside of the pillow. She searches inside and finds Ziplocs of large sums of money. Uncomfortable, she packs it away and returns to fixing the bed. Later around lunchtime, Scarlett enters the house and Berta is shocked to see her home. Scarlett breaks down into tears in Berta's arms as she asks what's wrong. Scarlett explains that she couldn't focus in school today because of what's been going on in her life. Berta asks if it's Saffron or her new job, and Scarlett asks her to keep a promise to never tell anyone what she knows. Berta promises, and Scarlett reveals about Arlo being back in town and telling Scarlett that she was adopted, which she had no idea. Berta, shocked, comforts Scarlett and promises not to say anything. She then asks about if anyone else knows that Arlo is back, and says that need to tell Mick and Chelsey about that. Scarlett agrees, for their family's safety, but isn't sure how to deal with the adoption news yet. Berta assures her that they don't know for sure if Arlo was telling the truth. Scarlett thanks Berta and says she's going to go over to Saffron's place and tell her about the news. Two minutes after Scarlett leaves, Dodger sneaks into the door and tries to sneak up to his room. Berta catches him as she doing her nails in the living room and scolds him. Dodger at first is persistent on being let go and he just doesn't want to go to school again. Berta then sits him down until he talks, and he eventually breaks down saying he just hasn't been happy since moving to Duluth, despite having Vangie as a good friend. Dodger then says he's also been having weird impulses, including biting Niko. Berta shows concern for him, but tells him he needs to go back in school before he gets in even more trouble. Later that afternoon, Berta receives a call and excitedly answers the door. She kisses the gentleman who's at the door, where it's reveal he's Berta's husband (Tom Hardy). Handsome and successful, he comes off as a shock that he would marry Berta. The two reconnect about how their days have gone, and the two seem incredibly happy to be with each other, where it's learned they've been married for sixteen years, and Berta has been working at this house all that time. It's revealed that Berta grew up in that house many years ago, and when her parents seperated her mother lived there all alone, where eventually she contracted cancer and died in the house. Berta had an obsessive period where she drove past the house every day for a year, spying on the new family that lived there. Eventually, Berta decided that in order to get closure, she was going to break and enter into the house to see it one last time. Upon entering the house, she became sad to see the changes inside the house. In a rush of sad rage, Berta rearranged the entire house to the best of her ability to mirror her old life. She then hears someone enter the house and she goes to hide in a closet. In the closet, she finds an old maid costume, and she decides to put it on randomly. She exits the closet, where the woman who lives there in scared to see Berta. Berta quickly bullshits that she is the housekeeper the house comes with. The woman confused, is also surprised to see the new changes Berta made in the house and decides the company and help around the house would be nice,so she keeps Berta. Berta has kept the same shtick up for the past sixteen years, through four different families, posing as a housekeeper for the house, claiming her position was secured in the will of an old homeowner to give her life purpose and closure. Her husband, in on the scheme, laughs and calls it the best thing to ever happen this his life, because Berta can demand whatever pay she wants. Berta, clearly rich from both her and her husband's finances, decides to keep most of her life a secret so she can keep working at the house. She prides herself on her loyalty and privacies to the families that live there. As she's talking, she hears the backdoor open and sends her husband out, promising that she'll be home later. Chelsey and Muffy charge in through the backdoor in a frenzy as they throw coolers and backpacks on the table and asks Berta for her discretion. She agrees, and the two reveal that they've been dealing the past two months and were given a new project to move a large sum of product. Chelsey breaks down, saying she's tired of hiding and upset that she's good at what she does and because of that can't stop dealing. Berta asks what she can do, and Chelsey asks her if she could buy a large sum off of them because she knows Berta has access to money and she will pay her back, but says if they can't move all of their product, bad things could happen. Berta doesn't ask more questions and leaves to get cash. As she leaves, Olive enters the house without asking and if shocked to see so much pot on the table. Olive, devious, tells Chelsey and Muffy she has no choice to but to arrest them, seeing as Duluth is a drug-free zone now. Chelsey then decides to confront Olive, saying that what she's spewing is the biggest piece of bullshit she's ever heard, saying Olive used to be the town drunk and pothead and the only reason she's acting like a cunt is because she has a little bit of power now and wants to get back at Chelsey for petty reasons. Olive, shocked at Chelsey's confrontation, starts crying and explains she only ever wanted to be liked and included. Chelsey apologizes for being a bitch and not including Olive in things, but they've had a crazy year Olive couldn't believe. Muffy then tells Olive in thanks for her discretion and being a good friend, they'll give Olive 20% of their profit. Olive, happy to be finally included in something, thanks the two of them and ditches her Clinton wig and pantsuit, saying that they were never truly the real her and pledges to be a better person and mayor. Olive exits, practically naked and dances in her money, as well as clutching a cooler of pot. After the two girls leave to continue dealing, Berta heads to the basement, where she uncovers a door in the concrete floor and a safe, where she hides the weed. Later that night, the family and Carol all get back home, where they gather for dinner. Berta cleans up with the help of Bridget, who explains she's been feeling sick lately. As Berta leaves the house for the night, she notices a car outside the house and walks up to it. She gets them to roll down their window, where Arlo and Tori sit on the inside of the car. Berta immediately becomes scared and reaches for a handgun in her purse. Arlo gets out and tries to calm Berta down, saying that he needs to talk to the Johnsons. Berta then walks Arlo and Tori up to the house, where everyone is shocked to see Arlo back again. Arlo begins to apologize, and goes up to hug Mick, who is speechless. Arlo then begins to explain his story.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Berta enters the Johnson house, where she calls out to see if anyone's home. She walks around the house, and discovers that the fire place is lit. She then sees Bridget lying on the ground, covered in blood and Carol's vodka bottle broken on the ground. Berta calls out to an unresponsive Bridget, and decides to pick her up. She picks up her phone and dials it, saying "Hey, we have an emergency". 
Title quotation from: Berta, when explaining to every single person she encounters that she will be discrete and keep their secrets safe. 
Guest Cast: Sheeran, Buerke, Matthes, Nesburg, Wanke, Fuller
Absent: Curry, Rafferty	
At 5:30 in the morning, Berta enters the Johnson house. As she gets settled for her work day, she begins cooking breakfast for the Johnsons as they're all getting ready for the day. Chelsey comes downstairs and talks with Berta briefly about what she has going on for the day, lying and saying she's working at Panera. Dodger then comes downstairs where Chelsey confronts him about biting Niko the previous day, which Dodger shrugs off and seems unapologetic for. Chelsey and Berta talk about what they're going to do with him and laugh as Chelsey leaves. Mick and Bridget come downstairs and talk with Berta, sad to have missed Chelsey, as they explain she's never home anymore. Scarlett charges downstairs and walks out the door without responding to anyone about if everything's okay. Mick decides to laugh it off as he leaves and takes the kids to school and heads to work at the bar. As soon as the Johnsons are gone, Berta immediately relaxes and just wanders around the house. Later that morning, she turns on the TV to watch the morning news with Corrine Carmichael as she sets the flowbee to vaccum the house. Candice shows up later to share coffee with Berta, apparently a daily ritual. As they're gossipping about their lives, including Candice's upcoming wedding (with Berta officiating), Muffy and Chelsey's recent absence, how fak Corrine seems, suddenly Berta's Mexican cleaning crew shows up, along with Nina, who's part of the crew as she needs money, as she lets them clean the house while she sits and does nothing. Soon after, Carol arrives at the house, jokingly offended she wasn't invited to coffee. Carol, aware of the cleaning crew Berta hires, jokes with Berta about her mysterious past that no one seems to know about. Candice and Carol joke about the many secret lives Berta could have: a spy on the Johnsons, a drug lord, or even the ghost of Spooooky Susan. Carol talks about her Alcoholic's Anonymous process and how she doesn't trust Brook at all, and is wary of Scarlett taking a job under her. The girls apologize to Berta about how all they seem to do is bicker about their lives, but Berta explains she gets a thrill off of hearing everyone's secrets. Candice and Carol soon leave when the Mexican cleaning crew does, and Berta begins to relax for the day as her work is pretty much done. Berta heads upstairs to Mick and Chelsey's room as she is changing the sheets on their bed. She picks up a spare pillow from the closet to switch them out when she discovers something is inside of the pillow. She searches inside and finds Ziplocs of large sums of money. Uncomfortable, she packs it away and returns to fixing the bed. Later around lunchtime, Scarlett enters the house and Berta is shocked to see her home. Scarlett breaks down into tears in Berta's arms as she asks what's wrong. Scarlett explains that she couldn't focus in school today because of what's been going on in her life. Berta asks if it's Saffron or her new job, and Scarlett asks her to keep a promise to never tell anyone what she knows. Berta promises, and Scarlett reveals about Arlo being back in town and telling Scarlett that she was adopted, which she had no idea. Berta, shocked, comforts Scarlett and promises not to say anything. She then asks about if anyone else knows that Arlo is back, and says that need to tell Mick and Chelsey about that. Scarlett agrees, for their family's safety, but isn't sure how to deal with the adoption news yet. Berta assures her that they don't know for sure if Arlo was telling the truth. Scarlett thanks Berta and says she's going to go over to Saffron's place and tell her about the news. Two minutes after Scarlett leaves, Dodger sneaks into the door and tries to sneak up to his room. Berta catches him as she doing her nails in the living room and scolds him. Dodger at first is persistent on being let go and he just doesn't want to go to school again. Berta then sits him down until he talks, and he eventually breaks down saying he just hasn't been happy since moving to Duluth, despite having Vangie as a good friend. Dodger then says he's also been having weird impulses, including biting Niko. Berta shows concern for him, but tells him he needs to go back in school before he gets in even more trouble. Later that afternoon, Berta receives a call and excitedly answers the door. She kisses the gentleman who's at the door, where it's reveal he's Berta's husband (Tom Hardy). Handsome and successful, he comes off as a shock that he would marry Berta. The two reconnect about how their days have gone, and the two seem incredibly happy to be with each other, where it's learned they've been married for sixteen years, and Berta has been working at this house all that time. It's revealed that Berta grew up in that house many years ago, and when her parents seperated her mother lived there all alone, where eventually she contracted cancer and died in the house. Berta had an obsessive period where she drove past the house every day for a year, spying on the new family that lived there. Eventually, Berta decided that in order to get closure, she was going to break and enter into the house to see it one last time. Upon entering the house, she became sad to see the changes inside the house. In a rush of sad rage, Berta rearranged the entire house to the best of her ability to mirror her old life. She then hears someone enter the house and she goes to hide in a closet. In the closet, she finds an old maid costume, and she decides to put it on randomly. She exits the closet, where the woman who lives there in scared to see Berta. Berta quickly bullshits that she is the housekeeper the house comes with. The woman confused, is also surprised to see the new changes Berta made in the house and decides the company and help around the house would be nice,so she keeps Berta. Berta has kept the same shtick up for the past sixteen years, through four different families, posing as a housekeeper for the house, claiming her position was secured in the will of an old homeowner to give her life purpose and closure. Her husband, in on the scheme, laughs and calls it the best thing to ever happen this his life, because Berta can demand whatever pay she wants. Berta, clearly rich from both her and her husband's finances, decides to keep most of her life a secret so she can keep working at the house. She prides herself on her loyalty and privacies to the families that live there. As she's talking, she hears the backdoor open and sends her husband out, promising that she'll be home later. Chelsey and Muffy charge in through the backdoor in a frenzy as they throw coolers and backpacks on the table and asks Berta for her discretion. She agrees, and the two reveal that they've been dealing the past two months and were given a new project to move a large sum of product. Chelsey breaks down, saying she's tired of hiding and upset that she's good at what she does and because of that can't stop dealing. Berta asks what she can do, and Chelsey asks her if she could buy a large sum off of them because she knows Berta has access to money and she will pay her back, but says if they can't move all of their product, bad things could happen. Berta doesn't ask more questions and leaves to get cash. As she leaves, Olive enters the house without asking and if shocked to see so much pot on the table. Olive, devious, tells Chelsey and Muffy she has no choice to but to arrest them, seeing as Duluth is a drug-free zone now. Chelsey then decides to confront Olive, saying that what she's spewing is the biggest piece of bullshit she's ever heard, saying Olive used to be the town drunk and pothead and the only reason she's acting like a cunt is because she has a little bit of power now and wants to get back at Chelsey for petty reasons. Olive, shocked at Chelsey's confrontation, starts crying and explains she only ever wanted to be liked and included. Chelsey apologizes for being a bitch and not including Olive in things, but they've had a crazy year Olive couldn't believe. Muffy then tells Olive in thanks for her discretion and being a good friend, they'll give Olive 20% of their profit. Olive, happy to be finally included in something, thanks the two of them and ditches her Clinton wig and pantsuit, saying that they were never truly the real her and pledges to be a better person and mayor. Olive exits, practically naked and dances in her money, as well as clutching a cooler of pot. After the two girls leave to continue dealing, Berta heads to the basement, where she uncovers a door in the concrete floor and a safe, where she hides the weed. Later that night, the family and Carol all get back home, where they gather for dinner. Berta cleans up with the help of Bridget, who explains she's been feeling sick lately. As Berta leaves the house for the night, she notices a car outside the house and walks up to it. She gets them to roll down their window, where Arlo and Tori sit on the inside of the car. Berta immediately becomes scared and reaches for a handgun in her purse. Arlo gets out and tries to calm Berta down, saying that he needs to talk to the Johnsons. Berta then walks Arlo and Tori up to the house, where everyone is shocked to see Arlo back again. Arlo begins to apologize, and goes up to hug Mick, who is speechless. Arlo then begins to explain his story.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Berta enters the Johnson house, where she calls out to see if anyone's home. She walks around the house, and discovers that the fire place is lit. She then sees Bridget lying on the ground, covered in blood and Carol's vodka bottle broken on the ground. Berta calls out to an unresponsive Bridget, and decides to pick her up. She picks up her phone and dials it, saying "Hey, we have an emergency". 
Title quotation from: Berta, when explaining to every single person she encounters that she will be discrete and keep their secrets safe. 
Guest Cast: Sheeran, Buerke, Matthes, Nesburg, Wanke, Fuller
Absent: Curry, Rafferty	
At 5:30 in the morning, Berta enters the Johnson house. As she gets settled for her work day, she begins cooking breakfast for the Johnsons as they're all getting ready for the day. Chelsey comes downstairs and talks with Berta briefly about what she has going on for the day, lying and saying she's working at Panera. Dodger then comes downstairs where Chelsey confronts him about biting Niko the previous day, which Dodger shrugs off and seems unapologetic for. Chelsey and Berta talk about what they're going to do with him and laugh as Chelsey leaves. Mick and Bridget come downstairs and talk with Berta, sad to have missed Chelsey, as they explain she's never home anymore. Scarlett charges downstairs and walks out the door without responding to anyone about if everything's okay. Mick decides to laugh it off as he leaves and takes the kids to school and heads to work at the bar. As soon as the Johnsons are gone, Berta immediately relaxes and just wanders around the house. Later that morning, she turns on the TV to watch the morning news with Corrine Carmichael as she sets the flowbee to vaccum the house. Candice shows up later to share coffee with Berta, apparently a daily ritual. As they're gossipping about their lives, including Candice's upcoming wedding (with Berta officiating), Muffy and Chelsey's recent absence, how fak Corrine seems, suddenly Berta's Mexican cleaning crew shows up, along with Nina, who's part of the crew as she needs money, as she lets them clean the house while she sits and does nothing. Soon after, Carol arrives at the house, jokingly offended she wasn't invited to coffee. Carol, aware of the cleaning crew Berta hires, jokes with Berta about her mysterious past that no one seems to know about. Candice and Carol joke about the many secret lives Berta could have: a spy on the Johnsons, a drug lord, or even the ghost of Spooooky Susan. Carol talks about her Alcoholic's Anonymous process and how she doesn't trust Brook at all, and is wary of Scarlett taking a job under her. The girls apologize to Berta about how all they seem to do is bicker about their lives, but Berta explains she gets a thrill off of hearing everyone's secrets. Candice and Carol soon leave when the Mexican cleaning crew does, and Berta begins to relax for the day as her work is pretty much done. Berta heads upstairs to Mick and Chelsey's room as she is changing the sheets on their bed. She picks up a spare pillow from the closet to switch them out when she discovers something is inside of the pillow. She searches inside and finds Ziplocs of large sums of money. Uncomfortable, she packs it away and returns to fixing the bed. Later around lunchtime, Scarlett enters the house and Berta is shocked to see her home. Scarlett breaks down into tears in Berta's arms as she asks what's wrong. Scarlett explains that she couldn't focus in school today because of what's been going on in her life. Berta asks if it's Saffron or her new job, and Scarlett asks her to keep a promise to never tell anyone what she knows. Berta promises, and Scarlett reveals about Arlo being back in town and telling Scarlett that she was adopted, which she had no idea. Berta, shocked, comforts Scarlett and promises not to say anything. She then asks about if anyone else knows that Arlo is back, and says that need to tell Mick and Chelsey about that. Scarlett agrees, for their family's safety, but isn't sure how to deal with the adoption news yet. Berta assures her that they don't know for sure if Arlo was telling the truth. Scarlett thanks Berta and says she's going to go over to Saffron's place and tell her about the news. Two minutes after Scarlett leaves, Dodger sneaks into the door and tries to sneak up to his room. Berta catches him as she doing her nails in the living room and scolds him. Dodger at first is persistent on being let go and he just doesn't want to go to school again. Berta then sits him down until he talks, and he eventually breaks down saying he just hasn't been happy since moving to Duluth, despite having Vangie as a good friend. Dodger then says he's also been having weird impulses, including biting Niko. Berta shows concern for him, but tells him he needs to go back in school before he gets in even more trouble. Later that afternoon, Berta receives a call and excitedly answers the door. She kisses the gentleman who's at the door, where it's reveal he's Berta's husband (Tom Hardy). Handsome and successful, he comes off as a shock that he would marry Berta. The two reconnect about how their days have gone, and the two seem incredibly happy to be with each other, where it's learned they've been married for sixteen years, and Berta has been working at this house all that time. It's revealed that Berta grew up in that house many years ago, and when her parents seperated her mother lived there all alone, where eventually she contracted cancer and died in the house. Berta had an obsessive period where she drove past the house every day for a year, spying on the new family that lived there. Eventually, Berta decided that in order to get closure, she was going to break and enter into the house to see it one last time. Upon entering the house, she became sad to see the changes inside the house. In a rush of sad rage, Berta rearranged the entire house to the best of her ability to mirror her old life. She then hears someone enter the house and she goes to hide in a closet. In the closet, she finds an old maid costume, and she decides to put it on randomly. She exits the closet, where the woman who lives there in scared to see Berta. Berta quickly bullshits that she is the housekeeper the house comes with. The woman confused, is also surprised to see the new changes Berta made in the house and decides the company and help around the house would be nice,so she keeps Berta. Berta has kept the same shtick up for the past sixteen years, through four different families, posing as a housekeeper for the house, claiming her position was secured in the will of an old homeowner to give her life purpose and closure. Her husband, in on the scheme, laughs and calls it the best thing to ever happen this his life, because Berta can demand whatever pay she wants. Berta, clearly rich from both her and her husband's finances, decides to keep most of her life a secret so she can keep working at the house. She prides herself on her loyalty and privacies to the families that live there. As she's talking, she hears the backdoor open and sends her husband out, promising that she'll be home later. Chelsey and Muffy charge in through the backdoor in a frenzy as they throw coolers and backpacks on the table and asks Berta for her discretion. She agrees, and the two reveal that they've been dealing the past two months and were given a new project to move a large sum of product. Chelsey breaks down, saying she's tired of hiding and upset that she's good at what she does and because of that can't stop dealing. Berta asks what she can do, and Chelsey asks her if she could buy a large sum off of them because she knows Berta has access to money and she will pay her back, but says if they can't move all of their product, bad things could happen. Berta doesn't ask more questions and leaves to get cash. As she leaves, Olive enters the house without asking and if shocked to see so much pot on the table. Olive, devious, tells Chelsey and Muffy she has no choice to but to arrest them, seeing as Duluth is a drug-free zone now. Chelsey then decides to confront Olive, saying that what she's spewing is the biggest piece of bullshit she's ever heard, saying Olive used to be the town drunk and pothead and the only reason she's acting like a cunt is because she has a little bit of power now and wants to get back at Chelsey for petty reasons. Olive, shocked at Chelsey's confrontation, starts crying and explains she only ever wanted to be liked and included. Chelsey apologizes for being a bitch and not including Olive in things, but they've had a crazy year Olive couldn't believe. Muffy then tells Olive in thanks for her discretion and being a good friend, they'll give Olive 20% of their profit. Olive, happy to be finally included in something, thanks the two of them and ditches her Clinton wig and pantsuit, saying that they were never truly the real her and pledges to be a better person and mayor. Olive exits, practically naked and dances in her money, as well as clutching a cooler of pot. After the two girls leave to continue dealing, Berta heads to the basement, where she uncovers a door in the concrete floor and a safe, where she hides the weed. Later that night, the family and Carol all get back home, where they gather for dinner. Berta cleans up with the help of Bridget, who explains she's been feeling sick lately. As Berta leaves the house for the night, she notices a car outside the house and walks up to it. She gets them to roll down their window, where Arlo and Tori sit on the inside of the car. Berta immediately becomes scared and reaches for a handgun in her purse. Arlo gets out and tries to calm Berta down, saying that he needs to talk to the Johnsons. Berta then walks Arlo and Tori up to the house, where everyone is shocked to see Arlo back again. Arlo begins to apologize, and goes up to hug Mick, who is speechless. Arlo then begins to explain his story.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Berta enters the Johnson house, where she calls out to see if anyone's home. She walks around the house, and discovers that the fire place is lit. She then sees Bridget lying on the ground, covered in blood and Carol's vodka bottle broken on the ground. Berta calls out to an unresponsive Bridget, and decides to pick her up. She picks up her phone and dials it, saying "Hey, we have an emergency". 
Title quotation from: Berta, when explaining to every single person she encounters that she will be discrete and keep their secrets safe. 
Guest Cast: Sheeran, Buerke, Matthes, Nesburg, Wanke, Fuller
Absent: Curry, Rafferty	
At 5:30 in the morning, Berta enters the Johnson house. As she gets settled for her work day, she begins cooking breakfast for the Johnsons as they're all getting ready for the day. Chelsey comes downstairs and talks with Berta briefly about what she has going on for the day, lying and saying she's working at Panera. Dodger then comes downstairs where Chelsey confronts him about biting Niko the previous day, which Dodger shrugs off and seems unapologetic for. Chelsey and Berta talk about what they're going to do with him and laugh as Chelsey leaves. Mick and Bridget come downstairs and talk with Berta, sad to have missed Chelsey, as they explain she's never home anymore. Scarlett charges downstairs and walks out the door without responding to anyone about if everything's okay. Mick decides to laugh it off as he leaves and takes the kids to school and heads to work at the bar. As soon as the Johnsons are gone, Berta immediately relaxes and just wanders around the house. Later that morning, she turns on the TV to watch the morning news with Corrine Carmichael as she sets the flowbee to vaccum the house. Candice shows up later to share coffee with Berta, apparently a daily ritual. As they're gossipping about their lives, including Candice's upcoming wedding (with Berta officiating), Muffy and Chelsey's recent absence, how fak Corrine seems, suddenly Berta's Mexican cleaning crew shows up, along with Nina, who's part of the crew as she needs money, as she lets them clean the house while she sits and does nothing. Soon after, Carol arrives at the house, jokingly offended she wasn't invited to coffee. Carol, aware of the cleaning crew Berta hires, jokes with Berta about her mysterious past that no one seems to know about. Candice and Carol joke about the many secret lives Berta could have: a spy on the Johnsons, a drug lord, or even the ghost of Spooooky Susan. Carol talks about her Alcoholic's Anonymous process and how she doesn't trust Brook at all, and is wary of Scarlett taking a job under her. The girls apologize to Berta about how all they seem to do is bicker about their lives, but Berta explains she gets a thrill off of hearing everyone's secrets. Candice and Carol soon leave when the Mexican cleaning crew does, and Berta begins to relax for the day as her work is pretty much done. Berta heads upstairs to Mick and Chelsey's room as she is changing the sheets on their bed. She picks up a spare pillow from the closet to switch them out when she discovers something is inside of the pillow. She searches inside and finds Ziplocs of large sums of money. Uncomfortable, she packs it away and returns to fixing the bed. Later around lunchtime, Scarlett enters the house and Berta is shocked to see her home. Scarlett breaks down into tears in Berta's arms as she asks what's wrong. Scarlett explains that she couldn't focus in school today because of what's been going on in her life. Berta asks if it's Saffron or her new job, and Scarlett asks her to keep a promise to never tell anyone what she knows. Berta promises, and Scarlett reveals about Arlo being back in town and telling Scarlett that she was adopted, which she had no idea. Berta, shocked, comforts Scarlett and promises not to say anything. She then asks about if anyone else knows that Arlo is back, and says that need to tell Mick and Chelsey about that. Scarlett agrees, for their family's safety, but isn't sure how to deal with the adoption news yet. Berta assures her that they don't know for sure if Arlo was telling the truth. Scarlett thanks Berta and says she's going to go over to Saffron's place and tell her about the news. Two minutes after Scarlett leaves, Dodger sneaks into the door and tries to sneak up to his room. Berta catches him as she doing her nails in the living room and scolds him. Dodger at first is persistent on being let go and he just doesn't want to go to school again. Berta then sits him down until he talks, and he eventually breaks down saying he just hasn't been happy since moving to Duluth, despite having Vangie as a good friend. Dodger then says he's also been having weird impulses, including biting Niko. Berta shows concern for him, but tells him he needs to go back in school before he gets in even more trouble. Later that afternoon, Berta receives a call and excitedly answers the door. She kisses the gentleman who's at the door, where it's reveal he's Berta's husband (Tom Hardy). Handsome and successful, he comes off as a shock that he would marry Berta. The two reconnect about how their days have gone, and the two seem incredibly happy to be with each other, where it's learned they've been married for sixteen years, and Berta has been working at this house all that time. It's revealed that Berta grew up in that house many years ago, and when her parents seperated her mother lived there all alone, where eventually she contracted cancer and died in the house. Berta had an obsessive period where she drove past the house every day for a year, spying on the new family that lived there. Eventually, Berta decided that in order to get closure, she was going to break and enter into the house to see it one last time. Upon entering the house, she became sad to see the changes inside the house. In a rush of sad rage, Berta rearranged the entire house to the best of her ability to mirror her old life. She then hears someone enter the house and she goes to hide in a closet. In the closet, she finds an old maid costume, and she decides to put it on randomly. She exits the closet, where the woman who lives there in scared to see Berta. Berta quickly bullshits that she is the housekeeper the house comes with. The woman confused, is also surprised to see the new changes Berta made in the house and decides the company and help around the house would be nice,so she keeps Berta. Berta has kept the same shtick up for the past sixteen years, through four different families, posing as a housekeeper for the house, claiming her position was secured in the will of an old homeowner to give her life purpose and closure. Her husband, in on the scheme, laughs and calls it the best thing to ever happen this his life, because Berta can demand whatever pay she wants. Berta, clearly rich from both her and her husband's finances, decides to keep most of her life a secret so she can keep working at the house. She prides herself on her loyalty and privacies to the families that live there. As she's talking, she hears the backdoor open and sends her husband out, promising that she'll be home later. Chelsey and Muffy charge in through the backdoor in a frenzy as they throw coolers and backpacks on the table and asks Berta for her discretion. She agrees, and the two reveal that they've been dealing the past two months and were given a new project to move a large sum of product. Chelsey breaks down, saying she's tired of hiding and upset that she's good at what she does and because of that can't stop dealing. Berta asks what she can do, and Chelsey asks her if she could buy a large sum off of them because she knows Berta has access to money and she will pay her back, but says if they can't move all of their product, bad things could happen. Berta doesn't ask more questions and leaves to get cash. As she leaves, Olive enters the house without asking and if shocked to see so much pot on the table. Olive, devious, tells Chelsey and Muffy she has no choice to but to arrest them, seeing as Duluth is a drug-free zone now. Chelsey then decides to confront Olive, saying that what she's spewing is the biggest piece of bullshit she's ever heard, saying Olive used to be the town drunk and pothead and the only reason she's acting like a cunt is because she has a little bit of power now and wants to get back at Chelsey for petty reasons. Olive, shocked at Chelsey's confrontation, starts crying and explains she only ever wanted to be liked and included. Chelsey apologizes for being a bitch and not including Olive in things, but they've had a crazy year Olive couldn't believe. Muffy then tells Olive in thanks for her discretion and being a good friend, they'll give Olive 20% of their profit. Olive, happy to be finally included in something, thanks the two of them and ditches her Clinton wig and pantsuit, saying that they were never truly the real her and pledges to be a better person and mayor. Olive exits, practically naked and dances in her money, as well as clutching a cooler of pot. After the two girls leave to continue dealing, Berta heads to the basement, where she uncovers a door in the concrete floor and a safe, where she hides the weed. Later that night, the family and Carol all get back home, where they gather for dinner. Berta cleans up with the help of Bridget, who explains she's been feeling sick lately. As Berta leaves the house for the night, she notices a car outside the house and walks up to it. She gets them to roll down their window, where Arlo and Tori sit on the inside of the car. Berta immediately becomes scared and reaches for a handgun in her purse. Arlo gets out and tries to calm Berta down, saying that he needs to talk to the Johnsons. Berta then walks Arlo and Tori up to the house, where everyone is shocked to see Arlo back again. Arlo begins to apologize, and goes up to hug Mick, who is speechless. Arlo then begins to explain his story.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Berta enters the Johnson house, where she calls out to see if anyone's home. She walks around the house, and discovers that the fire place is lit. She then sees Bridget lying on the ground, covered in blood and Carol's vodka bottle broken on the ground. Berta calls out to an unresponsive Bridget, and decides to pick her up. She picks up her phone and dials it, saying "Hey, we have an emergency". 
Title quotation from: Berta, when explaining to every single person she encounters that she will be discrete and keep their secrets safe. 
Guest Cast: Sheeran, Buerke, Matthes, Nesburg, Wanke, Fuller
Absent: Curry, Rafferty	
At 5:30 in the morning, Berta enters the Johnson house. As she gets settled for her work day, she begins cooking breakfast for the Johnsons as they're all getting ready for the day. Chelsey comes downstairs and talks with Berta briefly about what she has going on for the day, lying and saying she's working at Panera. Dodger then comes downstairs where Chelsey confronts him about biting Niko the previous day, which Dodger shrugs off and seems unapologetic for. Chelsey and Berta talk about what they're going to do with him and laugh as Chelsey leaves. Mick and Bridget come downstairs and talk with Berta, sad to have missed Chelsey, as they explain she's never home anymore. Scarlett charges downstairs and walks out the door without responding to anyone about if everything's okay. Mick decides to laugh it off as he leaves and takes the kids to school and heads to work at the bar. As soon as the Johnsons are gone, Berta immediately relaxes and just wanders around the house. Later that morning, she turns on the TV to watch the morning news with Corrine Carmichael as she sets the flowbee to vaccum the house. Candice shows up later to share coffee with Berta, apparently a daily ritual. As they're gossipping about their lives, including Candice's upcoming wedding (with Berta officiating), Muffy and Chelsey's recent absence, how fak Corrine seems, suddenly Berta's Mexican cleaning crew shows up, along with Nina, who's part of the crew as she needs money, as she lets them clean the house while she sits and does nothing. Soon after, Carol arrives at the house, jokingly offended she wasn't invited to coffee. Carol, aware of the cleaning crew Berta hires, jokes with Berta about her mysterious past that no one seems to know about. Candice and Carol joke about the many secret lives Berta could have: a spy on the Johnsons, a drug lord, or even the ghost of Spooooky Susan. Carol talks about her Alcoholic's Anonymous process and how she doesn't trust Brook at all, and is wary of Scarlett taking a job under her. The girls apologize to Berta about how all they seem to do is bicker about their lives, but Berta explains she gets a thrill off of hearing everyone's secrets. Candice and Carol soon leave when the Mexican cleaning crew does, and Berta begins to relax for the day as her work is pretty much done. Berta heads upstairs to Mick and Chelsey's room as she is changing the sheets on their bed. She picks up a spare pillow from the closet to switch them out when she discovers something is inside of the pillow. She searches inside and finds Ziplocs of large sums of money. Uncomfortable, she packs it away and returns to fixing the bed. Later around lunchtime, Scarlett enters the house and Berta is shocked to see her home. Scarlett breaks down into tears in Berta's arms as she asks what's wrong. Scarlett explains that she couldn't focus in school today because of what's been going on in her life. Berta asks if it's Saffron or her new job, and Scarlett asks her to keep a promise to never tell anyone what she knows. Berta promises, and Scarlett reveals about Arlo being back in town and telling Scarlett that she was adopted, which she had no idea. Berta, shocked, comforts Scarlett and promises not to say anything. She then asks about if anyone else knows that Arlo is back, and says that need to tell Mick and Chelsey about that. Scarlett agrees, for their family's safety, but isn't sure how to deal with the adoption news yet. Berta assures her that they don't know for sure if Arlo was telling the truth. Scarlett thanks Berta and says she's going to go over to Saffron's place and tell her about the news. Two minutes after Scarlett leaves, Dodger sneaks into the door and tries to sneak up to his room. Berta catches him as she doing her nails in the living room and scolds him. Dodger at first is persistent on being let go and he just doesn't want to go to school again. Berta then sits him down until he talks, and he eventually breaks down saying he just hasn't been happy since moving to Duluth, despite having Vangie as a good friend. Dodger then says he's also been having weird impulses, including biting Niko. Berta shows concern for him, but tells him he needs to go back in school before he gets in even more trouble. Later that afternoon, Berta receives a call and excitedly answers the door. She kisses the gentleman who's at the door, where it's reveal he's Berta's husband (Tom Hardy). Handsome and successful, he comes off as a shock that he would marry Berta. The two reconnect about how their days have gone, and the two seem incredibly happy to be with each other, where it's learned they've been married for sixteen years, and Berta has been working at this house all that time. It's revealed that Berta grew up in that house many years ago, and when her parents seperated her mother lived there all alone, where eventually she contracted cancer and died in the house. Berta had an obsessive period where she drove past the house every day for a year, spying on the new family that lived there. Eventually, Berta decided that in order to get closure, she was going to break and enter into the house to see it one last time. Upon entering the house, she became sad to see the changes inside the house. In a rush of sad rage, Berta rearranged the entire house to the best of her ability to mirror her old life. She then hears someone enter the house and she goes to hide in a closet. In the closet, she finds an old maid costume, and she decides to put it on randomly. She exits the closet, where the woman who lives there in scared to see Berta. Berta quickly bullshits that she is the housekeeper the house comes with. The woman confused, is also surprised to see the new changes Berta made in the house and decides the company and help around the house would be nice,so she keeps Berta. Berta has kept the same shtick up for the past sixteen years, through four different families, posing as a housekeeper for the house, claiming her position was secured in the will of an old homeowner to give her life purpose and closure. Her husband, in on the scheme, laughs and calls it the best thing to ever happen this his life, because Berta can demand whatever pay she wants. Berta, clearly rich from both her and her husband's finances, decides to keep most of her life a secret so she can keep working at the house. She prides herself on her loyalty and privacies to the families that live there. As she's talking, she hears the backdoor open and sends her husband out, promising that she'll be home later. Chelsey and Muffy charge in through the backdoor in a frenzy as they throw coolers and backpacks on the table and asks Berta for her discretion. She agrees, and the two reveal that they've been dealing the past two months and were given a new project to move a large sum of product. Chelsey breaks down, saying she's tired of hiding and upset that she's good at what she does and because of that can't stop dealing. Berta asks what she can do, and Chelsey asks her if she could buy a large sum off of them because she knows Berta has access to money and she will pay her back, but says if they can't move all of their product, bad things could happen. Berta doesn't ask more questions and leaves to get cash. As she leaves, Olive enters the house without asking and if shocked to see so much pot on the table. Olive, devious, tells Chelsey and Muffy she has no choice to but to arrest them, seeing as Duluth is a drug-free zone now. Chelsey then decides to confront Olive, saying that what she's spewing is the biggest piece of bullshit she's ever heard, saying Olive used to be the town drunk and pothead and the only reason she's acting like a cunt is because she has a little bit of power now and wants to get back at Chelsey for petty reasons. Olive, shocked at Chelsey's confrontation, starts crying and explains she only ever wanted to be liked and included. Chelsey apologizes for being a bitch and not including Olive in things, but they've had a crazy year Olive couldn't believe. Muffy then tells Olive in thanks for her discretion and being a good friend, they'll give Olive 20% of their profit. Olive, happy to be finally included in something, thanks the two of them and ditches her Clinton wig and pantsuit, saying that they were never truly the real her and pledges to be a better person and mayor. Olive exits, practically naked and dances in her money, as well as clutching a cooler of pot. After the two girls leave to continue dealing, Berta heads to the basement, where she uncovers a door in the concrete floor and a safe, where she hides the weed. Later that night, the family and Carol all get back home, where they gather for dinner. Berta cleans up with the help of Bridget, who explains she's been feeling sick lately. As Berta leaves the house for the night, she notices a car outside the house and walks up to it. She gets them to roll down their window, where Arlo and Tori sit on the inside of the car. Berta immediately becomes scared and reaches for a handgun in her purse. Arlo gets out and tries to calm Berta down, saying that he needs to talk to the Johnsons. Berta then walks Arlo and Tori up to the house, where everyone is shocked to see Arlo back again. Arlo begins to apologize, and goes up to hug Mick, who is speechless. Arlo then begins to explain his story.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Berta enters the Johnson house, where she calls out to see if anyone's home. She walks around the house, and discovers that the fire place is lit. She then sees Bridget lying on the ground, covered in blood and Carol's vodka bottle broken on the ground. Berta calls out to an unresponsive Bridget, and decides to pick her up. She picks up her phone and dials it, saying "Hey, we have an emergency". 
Title quotation from: Berta, when explaining to every single person she encounters that she will be discrete and keep their secrets safe. 
Guest Cast: Sheeran, Buerke, Matthes, Nesburg, Wanke, Fuller
Absent: Curry, Rafferty
 	 	 	 			
38 	8 	"Shoot Your Porch Lights Out" 	January 2017 			
Late at night, Chelsey and Mick lay awake in bed, talking about Arlo's return and how they feel. Mick explains that he understands Arlo was scared, but so was their entire family. Chelsey suggests that they just let Arlo work his way back into their family until they trust him again, saying she understands what actions you are willing to take when your life is on the line. Over the next few days, Chelsey sets up a meeting with Arlo and Tori to talk about what Arlo's plan is. Arlo explains that since he faked his death, he needs a new persona and a discrete lifestyle. Chelsey sells them weed as she leaves, with an idea about how to help Arlo. Meanwhile, Mick and Stu assess what to do when the bar has been in the red consistently since the brothel ended at their bar. Stu gets enraged at Mick saying his bar was fine until Mick showed up and established the brothel, and now his business can never recover. Unsure of what to do, Stu leaves the bar in a rage. Scarlett, at work with Brook, decides to open up with Brook about what's going on in her life with the adoption news. Leaving Pat and Cleo to run the store, Brook brings Scarlett to the back and the two bond about how their lives have all been fucked up. Brook promises Scarlett that she will always be there for Scarlett to listen to and lean back on. Brook opens up about how she never knew her parents and her upbringing was unconventional, being raised by a group of people. She advises Scarlett that now that she is closer to being an adult, she can choose which people she wants in her life that make her feel accepted. They return to the front of the store, where they discover Pat and Cleo have broken the cash register and receipt paper is everywhere. Carol picks Bridget up during the middle of the school day and decides to take her out for a spa day so they can bond. Carol tells Bridget she feels as though Bridget has been practically alone in this critical time in her life since moving to Duluth and says she wants to make up for it. Bridget explains about how she has friends, but they always seem to be absent or she dates them and they end up to have contrasting sexualities. Bridget explains how being a midwife for Bulldog Chicken gave her the most happiness she's had in Duluth and just wishes that things could be different. During the spa treatment, Carol is offered her usual mimosa, but she instead gives it to Bridget because of her sobriety. Bridget, happy, drinks it and gets a quick buzz. Meanwhile, Candice receives news that their adoption trial with Niko will be voided if they do not get married. She calls up Muffy and the two decide to move their wedding up from the next month to the next week. Muffy apologizes to Chelsey and says that she has to plan with Candice instead of move product that day, leaving Chelsey alone with double the product. Muffy and Candice decide to have a wedding rehearsal and small service in the next week, promising Niko that they will be his moms and give him a loving family. Later that day, Berta catches Dodger watching Carol's ransom video on the computer and orders him to go outside. When playing with Vangie and Niko, Berta notices that Dodger has put a bag over Niko's head and is having Vangie film a ransom video against the terrorists. Berta, a little disturbed, sends the kids inside to play Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Chelsey picks up her product for the day at Swayne's house, where he makes a pass at Chelsey, which she denies. Swayne flirts with her, and she puts him in his place. Later at Panera, she asks Bender why he sticks with Swayne because he's a dick, and Bender explains that it's a little more complicated than that, and how he owes Swayne his life. After Bender shows Chelsey his new strain he thinks he's perfected, Chelsey proposes that she and Bender go into the growing business themselves so they don't have to take orders from Swayne anymore. Bender dismisses Chelsey, but she tells him to think about it, how they won't need to sell and grow out the back of the Panera anymore. Chelsey delivers more of her cut to Olive, who explains that she feels happy to finally be included with Chelsey and calls her her partner. Chelsey then struggles selling Muffy's portion of the product and breaks down at Panera later that night. She then calls Arlo and tells him she knows a way of how he can start proving himself to her again. Towards the end of the episode, Chelsey and Mick sit in bed talking about the struggles of their day. Mick talks about his strenuous partnership with Stu, when Chelsey gets a call from Swayne. She rushes out of bed, telling Mick that Panera is on fire. She drives to Panera, where she meets Swayne and Bender as Panera is in flames in front of them. Chelsey receives a FaceTime call from Arlo, who's hiding across the street looking at the fire. Chelsey tells him that he did good work.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Mick and Stu are driving to the hospital, as Mick calls Chelsey repeatedly and she doesn't pick up. He then calls Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer as well. Niko from the back of the car asks if his moms are okay and Mick says he doesn't know. They pull up to the ER, where Mick charges in and finds Arlo and asks what's going on. Arlo can't answer amid the confusion. A nurse comes out to calm Mick down, where she asks if he might be related to the victim. Mick screams that he has no idea who the victim is. The nurse brings him to the back, where he reveals that the victim is unresponsive and substances were found in her body. As he is led into the room, he breaks down into tears and runs out of the room down the hallway.
Title quotation from: Dodger, to Niko, when he's holding him hostage for his ransom video. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Late at night, Chelsey and Mick lay awake in bed, talking about Arlo's return and how they feel. Mick explains that he understands Arlo was scared, but so was their entire family. Chelsey suggests that they just let Arlo work his way back into their family until they trust him again, saying she understands what actions you are willing to take when your life is on the line. Over the next few days, Chelsey sets up a meeting with Arlo and Tori to talk about what Arlo's plan is. Arlo explains that since he faked his death, he needs a new persona and a discrete lifestyle. Chelsey sells them weed as she leaves, with an idea about how to help Arlo. Meanwhile, Mick and Stu assess what to do when the bar has been in the red consistently since the brothel ended at their bar. Stu gets enraged at Mick saying his bar was fine until Mick showed up and established the brothel, and now his business can never recover. Unsure of what to do, Stu leaves the bar in a rage. Scarlett, at work with Brook, decides to open up with Brook about what's going on in her life with the adoption news. Leaving Pat and Cleo to run the store, Brook brings Scarlett to the back and the two bond about how their lives have all been fucked up. Brook promises Scarlett that she will always be there for Scarlett to listen to and lean back on. Brook opens up about how she never knew her parents and her upbringing was unconventional, being raised by a group of people. She advises Scarlett that now that she is closer to being an adult, she can choose which people she wants in her life that make her feel accepted. They return to the front of the store, where they discover Pat and Cleo have broken the cash register and receipt paper is everywhere. Carol picks Bridget up during the middle of the school day and decides to take her out for a spa day so they can bond. Carol tells Bridget she feels as though Bridget has been practically alone in this critical time in her life since moving to Duluth and says she wants to make up for it. Bridget explains about how she has friends, but they always seem to be absent or she dates them and they end up to have contrasting sexualities. Bridget explains how being a midwife for Bulldog Chicken gave her the most happiness she's had in Duluth and just wishes that things could be different. During the spa treatment, Carol is offered her usual mimosa, but she instead gives it to Bridget because of her sobriety. Bridget, happy, drinks it and gets a quick buzz. Meanwhile, Candice receives news that their adoption trial with Niko will be voided if they do not get married. She calls up Muffy and the two decide to move their wedding up from the next month to the next week. Muffy apologizes to Chelsey and says that she has to plan with Candice instead of move product that day, leaving Chelsey alone with double the product. Muffy and Candice decide to have a wedding rehearsal and small service in the next week, promising Niko that they will be his moms and give him a loving family. Later that day, Berta catches Dodger watching Carol's ransom video on the computer and orders him to go outside. When playing with Vangie and Niko, Berta notices that Dodger has put a bag over Niko's head and is having Vangie film a ransom video against the terrorists. Berta, a little disturbed, sends the kids inside to play Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Chelsey picks up her product for the day at Swayne's house, where he makes a pass at Chelsey, which she denies. Swayne flirts with her, and she puts him in his place. Later at Panera, she asks Bender why he sticks with Swayne because he's a dick, and Bender explains that it's a little more complicated than that, and how he owes Swayne his life. After Bender shows Chelsey his new strain he thinks he's perfected, Chelsey proposes that she and Bender go into the growing business themselves so they don't have to take orders from Swayne anymore. Bender dismisses Chelsey, but she tells him to think about it, how they won't need to sell and grow out the back of the Panera anymore. Chelsey delivers more of her cut to Olive, who explains that she feels happy to finally be included with Chelsey and calls her her partner. Chelsey then struggles selling Muffy's portion of the product and breaks down at Panera later that night. She then calls Arlo and tells him she knows a way of how he can start proving himself to her again. Towards the end of the episode, Chelsey and Mick sit in bed talking about the struggles of their day. Mick talks about his strenuous partnership with Stu, when Chelsey gets a call from Swayne. She rushes out of bed, telling Mick that Panera is on fire. She drives to Panera, where she meets Swayne and Bender as Panera is in flames in front of them. Chelsey receives a FaceTime call from Arlo, who's hiding across the street looking at the fire. Chelsey tells him that he did good work.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Mick and Stu are driving to the hospital, as Mick calls Chelsey repeatedly and she doesn't pick up. He then calls Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer as well. Niko from the back of the car asks if his moms are okay and Mick says he doesn't know. They pull up to the ER, where Mick charges in and finds Arlo and asks what's going on. Arlo can't answer amid the confusion. A nurse comes out to calm Mick down, where she asks if he might be related to the victim. Mick screams that he has no idea who the victim is. The nurse brings him to the back, where he reveals that the victim is unresponsive and substances were found in her body. As he is led into the room, he breaks down into tears and runs out of the room down the hallway.
Title quotation from: Dodger, to Niko, when he's holding him hostage for his ransom video. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Late at night, Chelsey and Mick lay awake in bed, talking about Arlo's return and how they feel. Mick explains that he understands Arlo was scared, but so was their entire family. Chelsey suggests that they just let Arlo work his way back into their family until they trust him again, saying she understands what actions you are willing to take when your life is on the line. Over the next few days, Chelsey sets up a meeting with Arlo and Tori to talk about what Arlo's plan is. Arlo explains that since he faked his death, he needs a new persona and a discrete lifestyle. Chelsey sells them weed as she leaves, with an idea about how to help Arlo. Meanwhile, Mick and Stu assess what to do when the bar has been in the red consistently since the brothel ended at their bar. Stu gets enraged at Mick saying his bar was fine until Mick showed up and established the brothel, and now his business can never recover. Unsure of what to do, Stu leaves the bar in a rage. Scarlett, at work with Brook, decides to open up with Brook about what's going on in her life with the adoption news. Leaving Pat and Cleo to run the store, Brook brings Scarlett to the back and the two bond about how their lives have all been fucked up. Brook promises Scarlett that she will always be there for Scarlett to listen to and lean back on. Brook opens up about how she never knew her parents and her upbringing was unconventional, being raised by a group of people. She advises Scarlett that now that she is closer to being an adult, she can choose which people she wants in her life that make her feel accepted. They return to the front of the store, where they discover Pat and Cleo have broken the cash register and receipt paper is everywhere. Carol picks Bridget up during the middle of the school day and decides to take her out for a spa day so they can bond. Carol tells Bridget she feels as though Bridget has been practically alone in this critical time in her life since moving to Duluth and says she wants to make up for it. Bridget explains about how she has friends, but they always seem to be absent or she dates them and they end up to have contrasting sexualities. Bridget explains how being a midwife for Bulldog Chicken gave her the most happiness she's had in Duluth and just wishes that things could be different. During the spa treatment, Carol is offered her usual mimosa, but she instead gives it to Bridget because of her sobriety. Bridget, happy, drinks it and gets a quick buzz. Meanwhile, Candice receives news that their adoption trial with Niko will be voided if they do not get married. She calls up Muffy and the two decide to move their wedding up from the next month to the next week. Muffy apologizes to Chelsey and says that she has to plan with Candice instead of move product that day, leaving Chelsey alone with double the product. Muffy and Candice decide to have a wedding rehearsal and small service in the next week, promising Niko that they will be his moms and give him a loving family. Later that day, Berta catches Dodger watching Carol's ransom video on the computer and orders him to go outside. When playing with Vangie and Niko, Berta notices that Dodger has put a bag over Niko's head and is having Vangie film a ransom video against the terrorists. Berta, a little disturbed, sends the kids inside to play Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Chelsey picks up her product for the day at Swayne's house, where he makes a pass at Chelsey, which she denies. Swayne flirts with her, and she puts him in his place. Later at Panera, she asks Bender why he sticks with Swayne because he's a dick, and Bender explains that it's a little more complicated than that, and how he owes Swayne his life. After Bender shows Chelsey his new strain he thinks he's perfected, Chelsey proposes that she and Bender go into the growing business themselves so they don't have to take orders from Swayne anymore. Bender dismisses Chelsey, but she tells him to think about it, how they won't need to sell and grow out the back of the Panera anymore. Chelsey delivers more of her cut to Olive, who explains that she feels happy to finally be included with Chelsey and calls her her partner. Chelsey then struggles selling Muffy's portion of the product and breaks down at Panera later that night. She then calls Arlo and tells him she knows a way of how he can start proving himself to her again. Towards the end of the episode, Chelsey and Mick sit in bed talking about the struggles of their day. Mick talks about his strenuous partnership with Stu, when Chelsey gets a call from Swayne. She rushes out of bed, telling Mick that Panera is on fire. She drives to Panera, where she meets Swayne and Bender as Panera is in flames in front of them. Chelsey receives a FaceTime call from Arlo, who's hiding across the street looking at the fire. Chelsey tells him that he did good work.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Mick and Stu are driving to the hospital, as Mick calls Chelsey repeatedly and she doesn't pick up. He then calls Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer as well. Niko from the back of the car asks if his moms are okay and Mick says he doesn't know. They pull up to the ER, where Mick charges in and finds Arlo and asks what's going on. Arlo can't answer amid the confusion. A nurse comes out to calm Mick down, where she asks if he might be related to the victim. Mick screams that he has no idea who the victim is. The nurse brings him to the back, where he reveals that the victim is unresponsive and substances were found in her body. As he is led into the room, he breaks down into tears and runs out of the room down the hallway.
Title quotation from: Dodger, to Niko, when he's holding him hostage for his ransom video. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Late at night, Chelsey and Mick lay awake in bed, talking about Arlo's return and how they feel. Mick explains that he understands Arlo was scared, but so was their entire family. Chelsey suggests that they just let Arlo work his way back into their family until they trust him again, saying she understands what actions you are willing to take when your life is on the line. Over the next few days, Chelsey sets up a meeting with Arlo and Tori to talk about what Arlo's plan is. Arlo explains that since he faked his death, he needs a new persona and a discrete lifestyle. Chelsey sells them weed as she leaves, with an idea about how to help Arlo. Meanwhile, Mick and Stu assess what to do when the bar has been in the red consistently since the brothel ended at their bar. Stu gets enraged at Mick saying his bar was fine until Mick showed up and established the brothel, and now his business can never recover. Unsure of what to do, Stu leaves the bar in a rage. Scarlett, at work with Brook, decides to open up with Brook about what's going on in her life with the adoption news. Leaving Pat and Cleo to run the store, Brook brings Scarlett to the back and the two bond about how their lives have all been fucked up. Brook promises Scarlett that she will always be there for Scarlett to listen to and lean back on. Brook opens up about how she never knew her parents and her upbringing was unconventional, being raised by a group of people. She advises Scarlett that now that she is closer to being an adult, she can choose which people she wants in her life that make her feel accepted. They return to the front of the store, where they discover Pat and Cleo have broken the cash register and receipt paper is everywhere. Carol picks Bridget up during the middle of the school day and decides to take her out for a spa day so they can bond. Carol tells Bridget she feels as though Bridget has been practically alone in this critical time in her life since moving to Duluth and says she wants to make up for it. Bridget explains about how she has friends, but they always seem to be absent or she dates them and they end up to have contrasting sexualities. Bridget explains how being a midwife for Bulldog Chicken gave her the most happiness she's had in Duluth and just wishes that things could be different. During the spa treatment, Carol is offered her usual mimosa, but she instead gives it to Bridget because of her sobriety. Bridget, happy, drinks it and gets a quick buzz. Meanwhile, Candice receives news that their adoption trial with Niko will be voided if they do not get married. She calls up Muffy and the two decide to move their wedding up from the next month to the next week. Muffy apologizes to Chelsey and says that she has to plan with Candice instead of move product that day, leaving Chelsey alone with double the product. Muffy and Candice decide to have a wedding rehearsal and small service in the next week, promising Niko that they will be his moms and give him a loving family. Later that day, Berta catches Dodger watching Carol's ransom video on the computer and orders him to go outside. When playing with Vangie and Niko, Berta notices that Dodger has put a bag over Niko's head and is having Vangie film a ransom video against the terrorists. Berta, a little disturbed, sends the kids inside to play Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Chelsey picks up her product for the day at Swayne's house, where he makes a pass at Chelsey, which she denies. Swayne flirts with her, and she puts him in his place. Later at Panera, she asks Bender why he sticks with Swayne because he's a dick, and Bender explains that it's a little more complicated than that, and how he owes Swayne his life. After Bender shows Chelsey his new strain he thinks he's perfected, Chelsey proposes that she and Bender go into the growing business themselves so they don't have to take orders from Swayne anymore. Bender dismisses Chelsey, but she tells him to think about it, how they won't need to sell and grow out the back of the Panera anymore. Chelsey delivers more of her cut to Olive, who explains that she feels happy to finally be included with Chelsey and calls her her partner. Chelsey then struggles selling Muffy's portion of the product and breaks down at Panera later that night. She then calls Arlo and tells him she knows a way of how he can start proving himself to her again. Towards the end of the episode, Chelsey and Mick sit in bed talking about the struggles of their day. Mick talks about his strenuous partnership with Stu, when Chelsey gets a call from Swayne. She rushes out of bed, telling Mick that Panera is on fire. She drives to Panera, where she meets Swayne and Bender as Panera is in flames in front of them. Chelsey receives a FaceTime call from Arlo, who's hiding across the street looking at the fire. Chelsey tells him that he did good work.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Mick and Stu are driving to the hospital, as Mick calls Chelsey repeatedly and she doesn't pick up. He then calls Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer as well. Niko from the back of the car asks if his moms are okay and Mick says he doesn't know. They pull up to the ER, where Mick charges in and finds Arlo and asks what's going on. Arlo can't answer amid the confusion. A nurse comes out to calm Mick down, where she asks if he might be related to the victim. Mick screams that he has no idea who the victim is. The nurse brings him to the back, where he reveals that the victim is unresponsive and substances were found in her body. As he is led into the room, he breaks down into tears and runs out of the room down the hallway.
Title quotation from: Dodger, to Niko, when he's holding him hostage for his ransom video. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Late at night, Chelsey and Mick lay awake in bed, talking about Arlo's return and how they feel. Mick explains that he understands Arlo was scared, but so was their entire family. Chelsey suggests that they just let Arlo work his way back into their family until they trust him again, saying she understands what actions you are willing to take when your life is on the line. Over the next few days, Chelsey sets up a meeting with Arlo and Tori to talk about what Arlo's plan is. Arlo explains that since he faked his death, he needs a new persona and a discrete lifestyle. Chelsey sells them weed as she leaves, with an idea about how to help Arlo. Meanwhile, Mick and Stu assess what to do when the bar has been in the red consistently since the brothel ended at their bar. Stu gets enraged at Mick saying his bar was fine until Mick showed up and established the brothel, and now his business can never recover. Unsure of what to do, Stu leaves the bar in a rage. Scarlett, at work with Brook, decides to open up with Brook about what's going on in her life with the adoption news. Leaving Pat and Cleo to run the store, Brook brings Scarlett to the back and the two bond about how their lives have all been fucked up. Brook promises Scarlett that she will always be there for Scarlett to listen to and lean back on. Brook opens up about how she never knew her parents and her upbringing was unconventional, being raised by a group of people. She advises Scarlett that now that she is closer to being an adult, she can choose which people she wants in her life that make her feel accepted. They return to the front of the store, where they discover Pat and Cleo have broken the cash register and receipt paper is everywhere. Carol picks Bridget up during the middle of the school day and decides to take her out for a spa day so they can bond. Carol tells Bridget she feels as though Bridget has been practically alone in this critical time in her life since moving to Duluth and says she wants to make up for it. Bridget explains about how she has friends, but they always seem to be absent or she dates them and they end up to have contrasting sexualities. Bridget explains how being a midwife for Bulldog Chicken gave her the most happiness she's had in Duluth and just wishes that things could be different. During the spa treatment, Carol is offered her usual mimosa, but she instead gives it to Bridget because of her sobriety. Bridget, happy, drinks it and gets a quick buzz. Meanwhile, Candice receives news that their adoption trial with Niko will be voided if they do not get married. She calls up Muffy and the two decide to move their wedding up from the next month to the next week. Muffy apologizes to Chelsey and says that she has to plan with Candice instead of move product that day, leaving Chelsey alone with double the product. Muffy and Candice decide to have a wedding rehearsal and small service in the next week, promising Niko that they will be his moms and give him a loving family. Later that day, Berta catches Dodger watching Carol's ransom video on the computer and orders him to go outside. When playing with Vangie and Niko, Berta notices that Dodger has put a bag over Niko's head and is having Vangie film a ransom video against the terrorists. Berta, a little disturbed, sends the kids inside to play Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Chelsey picks up her product for the day at Swayne's house, where he makes a pass at Chelsey, which she denies. Swayne flirts with her, and she puts him in his place. Later at Panera, she asks Bender why he sticks with Swayne because he's a dick, and Bender explains that it's a little more complicated than that, and how he owes Swayne his life. After Bender shows Chelsey his new strain he thinks he's perfected, Chelsey proposes that she and Bender go into the growing business themselves so they don't have to take orders from Swayne anymore. Bender dismisses Chelsey, but she tells him to think about it, how they won't need to sell and grow out the back of the Panera anymore. Chelsey delivers more of her cut to Olive, who explains that she feels happy to finally be included with Chelsey and calls her her partner. Chelsey then struggles selling Muffy's portion of the product and breaks down at Panera later that night. She then calls Arlo and tells him she knows a way of how he can start proving himself to her again. Towards the end of the episode, Chelsey and Mick sit in bed talking about the struggles of their day. Mick talks about his strenuous partnership with Stu, when Chelsey gets a call from Swayne. She rushes out of bed, telling Mick that Panera is on fire. She drives to Panera, where she meets Swayne and Bender as Panera is in flames in front of them. Chelsey receives a FaceTime call from Arlo, who's hiding across the street looking at the fire. Chelsey tells him that he did good work.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Mick and Stu are driving to the hospital, as Mick calls Chelsey repeatedly and she doesn't pick up. He then calls Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer as well. Niko from the back of the car asks if his moms are okay and Mick says he doesn't know. They pull up to the ER, where Mick charges in and finds Arlo and asks what's going on. Arlo can't answer amid the confusion. A nurse comes out to calm Mick down, where she asks if he might be related to the victim. Mick screams that he has no idea who the victim is. The nurse brings him to the back, where he reveals that the victim is unresponsive and substances were found in her body. As he is led into the room, he breaks down into tears and runs out of the room down the hallway.
Title quotation from: Dodger, to Niko, when he's holding him hostage for his ransom video. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Late at night, Chelsey and Mick lay awake in bed, talking about Arlo's return and how they feel. Mick explains that he understands Arlo was scared, but so was their entire family. Chelsey suggests that they just let Arlo work his way back into their family until they trust him again, saying she understands what actions you are willing to take when your life is on the line. Over the next few days, Chelsey sets up a meeting with Arlo and Tori to talk about what Arlo's plan is. Arlo explains that since he faked his death, he needs a new persona and a discrete lifestyle. Chelsey sells them weed as she leaves, with an idea about how to help Arlo. Meanwhile, Mick and Stu assess what to do when the bar has been in the red consistently since the brothel ended at their bar. Stu gets enraged at Mick saying his bar was fine until Mick showed up and established the brothel, and now his business can never recover. Unsure of what to do, Stu leaves the bar in a rage. Scarlett, at work with Brook, decides to open up with Brook about what's going on in her life with the adoption news. Leaving Pat and Cleo to run the store, Brook brings Scarlett to the back and the two bond about how their lives have all been fucked up. Brook promises Scarlett that she will always be there for Scarlett to listen to and lean back on. Brook opens up about how she never knew her parents and her upbringing was unconventional, being raised by a group of people. She advises Scarlett that now that she is closer to being an adult, she can choose which people she wants in her life that make her feel accepted. They return to the front of the store, where they discover Pat and Cleo have broken the cash register and receipt paper is everywhere. Carol picks Bridget up during the middle of the school day and decides to take her out for a spa day so they can bond. Carol tells Bridget she feels as though Bridget has been practically alone in this critical time in her life since moving to Duluth and says she wants to make up for it. Bridget explains about how she has friends, but they always seem to be absent or she dates them and they end up to have contrasting sexualities. Bridget explains how being a midwife for Bulldog Chicken gave her the most happiness she's had in Duluth and just wishes that things could be different. During the spa treatment, Carol is offered her usual mimosa, but she instead gives it to Bridget because of her sobriety. Bridget, happy, drinks it and gets a quick buzz. Meanwhile, Candice receives news that their adoption trial with Niko will be voided if they do not get married. She calls up Muffy and the two decide to move their wedding up from the next month to the next week. Muffy apologizes to Chelsey and says that she has to plan with Candice instead of move product that day, leaving Chelsey alone with double the product. Muffy and Candice decide to have a wedding rehearsal and small service in the next week, promising Niko that they will be his moms and give him a loving family. Later that day, Berta catches Dodger watching Carol's ransom video on the computer and orders him to go outside. When playing with Vangie and Niko, Berta notices that Dodger has put a bag over Niko's head and is having Vangie film a ransom video against the terrorists. Berta, a little disturbed, sends the kids inside to play Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Chelsey picks up her product for the day at Swayne's house, where he makes a pass at Chelsey, which she denies. Swayne flirts with her, and she puts him in his place. Later at Panera, she asks Bender why he sticks with Swayne because he's a dick, and Bender explains that it's a little more complicated than that, and how he owes Swayne his life. After Bender shows Chelsey his new strain he thinks he's perfected, Chelsey proposes that she and Bender go into the growing business themselves so they don't have to take orders from Swayne anymore. Bender dismisses Chelsey, but she tells him to think about it, how they won't need to sell and grow out the back of the Panera anymore. Chelsey delivers more of her cut to Olive, who explains that she feels happy to finally be included with Chelsey and calls her her partner. Chelsey then struggles selling Muffy's portion of the product and breaks down at Panera later that night. She then calls Arlo and tells him she knows a way of how he can start proving himself to her again. Towards the end of the episode, Chelsey and Mick sit in bed talking about the struggles of their day. Mick talks about his strenuous partnership with Stu, when Chelsey gets a call from Swayne. She rushes out of bed, telling Mick that Panera is on fire. She drives to Panera, where she meets Swayne and Bender as Panera is in flames in front of them. Chelsey receives a FaceTime call from Arlo, who's hiding across the street looking at the fire. Chelsey tells him that he did good work.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Mick and Stu are driving to the hospital, as Mick calls Chelsey repeatedly and she doesn't pick up. He then calls Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer as well. Niko from the back of the car asks if his moms are okay and Mick says he doesn't know. They pull up to the ER, where Mick charges in and finds Arlo and asks what's going on. Arlo can't answer amid the confusion. A nurse comes out to calm Mick down, where she asks if he might be related to the victim. Mick screams that he has no idea who the victim is. The nurse brings him to the back, where he reveals that the victim is unresponsive and substances were found in her body. As he is led into the room, he breaks down into tears and runs out of the room down the hallway.
Title quotation from: Dodger, to Niko, when he's holding him hostage for his ransom video. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Late at night, Chelsey and Mick lay awake in bed, talking about Arlo's return and how they feel. Mick explains that he understands Arlo was scared, but so was their entire family. Chelsey suggests that they just let Arlo work his way back into their family until they trust him again, saying she understands what actions you are willing to take when your life is on the line. Over the next few days, Chelsey sets up a meeting with Arlo and Tori to talk about what Arlo's plan is. Arlo explains that since he faked his death, he needs a new persona and a discrete lifestyle. Chelsey sells them weed as she leaves, with an idea about how to help Arlo. Meanwhile, Mick and Stu assess what to do when the bar has been in the red consistently since the brothel ended at their bar. Stu gets enraged at Mick saying his bar was fine until Mick showed up and established the brothel, and now his business can never recover. Unsure of what to do, Stu leaves the bar in a rage. Scarlett, at work with Brook, decides to open up with Brook about what's going on in her life with the adoption news. Leaving Pat and Cleo to run the store, Brook brings Scarlett to the back and the two bond about how their lives have all been fucked up. Brook promises Scarlett that she will always be there for Scarlett to listen to and lean back on. Brook opens up about how she never knew her parents and her upbringing was unconventional, being raised by a group of people. She advises Scarlett that now that she is closer to being an adult, she can choose which people she wants in her life that make her feel accepted. They return to the front of the store, where they discover Pat and Cleo have broken the cash register and receipt paper is everywhere. Carol picks Bridget up during the middle of the school day and decides to take her out for a spa day so they can bond. Carol tells Bridget she feels as though Bridget has been practically alone in this critical time in her life since moving to Duluth and says she wants to make up for it. Bridget explains about how she has friends, but they always seem to be absent or she dates them and they end up to have contrasting sexualities. Bridget explains how being a midwife for Bulldog Chicken gave her the most happiness she's had in Duluth and just wishes that things could be different. During the spa treatment, Carol is offered her usual mimosa, but she instead gives it to Bridget because of her sobriety. Bridget, happy, drinks it and gets a quick buzz. Meanwhile, Candice receives news that their adoption trial with Niko will be voided if they do not get married. She calls up Muffy and the two decide to move their wedding up from the next month to the next week. Muffy apologizes to Chelsey and says that she has to plan with Candice instead of move product that day, leaving Chelsey alone with double the product. Muffy and Candice decide to have a wedding rehearsal and small service in the next week, promising Niko that they will be his moms and give him a loving family. Later that day, Berta catches Dodger watching Carol's ransom video on the computer and orders him to go outside. When playing with Vangie and Niko, Berta notices that Dodger has put a bag over Niko's head and is having Vangie film a ransom video against the terrorists. Berta, a little disturbed, sends the kids inside to play Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Chelsey picks up her product for the day at Swayne's house, where he makes a pass at Chelsey, which she denies. Swayne flirts with her, and she puts him in his place. Later at Panera, she asks Bender why he sticks with Swayne because he's a dick, and Bender explains that it's a little more complicated than that, and how he owes Swayne his life. After Bender shows Chelsey his new strain he thinks he's perfected, Chelsey proposes that she and Bender go into the growing business themselves so they don't have to take orders from Swayne anymore. Bender dismisses Chelsey, but she tells him to think about it, how they won't need to sell and grow out the back of the Panera anymore. Chelsey delivers more of her cut to Olive, who explains that she feels happy to finally be included with Chelsey and calls her her partner. Chelsey then struggles selling Muffy's portion of the product and breaks down at Panera later that night. She then calls Arlo and tells him she knows a way of how he can start proving himself to her again. Towards the end of the episode, Chelsey and Mick sit in bed talking about the struggles of their day. Mick talks about his strenuous partnership with Stu, when Chelsey gets a call from Swayne. She rushes out of bed, telling Mick that Panera is on fire. She drives to Panera, where she meets Swayne and Bender as Panera is in flames in front of them. Chelsey receives a FaceTime call from Arlo, who's hiding across the street looking at the fire. Chelsey tells him that he did good work.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flashforward: Mick and Stu are driving to the hospital, as Mick calls Chelsey repeatedly and she doesn't pick up. He then calls Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer as well. Niko from the back of the car asks if his moms are okay and Mick says he doesn't know. They pull up to the ER, where Mick charges in and finds Arlo and asks what's going on. Arlo can't answer amid the confusion. A nurse comes out to calm Mick down, where she asks if he might be related to the victim. Mick screams that he has no idea who the victim is. The nurse brings him to the back, where he reveals that the victim is unresponsive and substances were found in her body. As he is led into the room, he breaks down into tears and runs out of the room down the hallway.
Title quotation from: Dodger, to Niko, when he's holding him hostage for his ransom video. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow
 	 	 	 			
39 	9 	"I Got A Free Ticket To Heaven" 	January 2017 			
The episode opens up at Swayne's house at midnight, with Esmé, Bender, Chelsey, and Muffy all standing discussing the events of the night with Panera burning down. Swayne, furious, confronts everyone to make sure that it wasn't an arson by one of them. After swearing that they didn't burn it down, Chelsey pulls Bender outside to talk to him about what happened. Bender is defeated, thinking he lost all his hybrids, but Chelsey opens her trunk and revealed that she saved them. Bender is at first confused until Chelsey reveals she had a friend burn it down so they could start their growing operation. Bender is upset and furious, saying that Chelsey really messed up doing this, and Chelsey says that she should thank him that they have a fresh start available. Swayne then becomes nervous of the two talking and yells at them to come inside. He explains that they're going to lay low for a while because the police will be investigating who goes in and out of the house and that they all have a week off. After Chelsey and Muffy leave, Swayne confronts Bender and asks him about his close relationship with Chelsey. Bender insists that they're just strictly business partners and ex-coworkers. Swayne then forbids Bender from interacting with Chelsey anymore. The next morning, the Johnson family watch as Corrine delivers the news that the Panera burned down. Mick and Berta question Chelsey, who pretends to know nothing and is shocked. Their breakfast is cut short when Candice and Muffy come over and announce that their wedding will be in the next week and they'll be having a co-bachelorette party. They also ask Chelsey and Mick to be their Maid of Honor and Best Man at their wedding, which they accept. At the bachelorettes party, Candice, Muffy, Mick, Chelsey, as well as Stu, Carol, Arlo and Scarlett as the other members of their bridal party, all attempt to go roller blading and they all get incredibly drunk. They return back to Muffy and Candice's house, where they decide to get stick-and-poke tattoos. Mick picks a design from the Internet that's in Chinese. However, the night is cut short when Candice gets a throbbing headache and feels woozy. The next day, Stu gets a bad hangover and doesn't come into work. Mick then gets an idea to save the bar while watching security footage. He heads down to city hall where he confronts Olive for smoking weed in the alley of their bar. He then blackmails her into letting him continue the undercover brothel and he won't snitch about the drug-free zone mayor smoking pot. Olive, defeated, agrees to Mick's term. They talk about the bachelorette party, where he shows his tattoo. Lulu reveals that his Chinese tattoo is actually the Vietnamese words for "Chickin-in-a-Biskit". Chelsey visits Arlo at Tori's apartment, where she thanks him for his work with Panera. Arlo, still confused, asks for answers. Chelsey reveals that they need to lay low, but Chelsey wants to use him for part of an operation she's running. Arlo, confused, warns Chelsey about what she could be getting into. Meanwhile, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, Bridget, and Lydia are all playing hide and seek when Dodger finds that Bulldog Chicken has laid another egg. Bridget comes up, excited that they might have another chick. Dodger then purposely drops it on the ground, which scares and devastates Bridget. Vangie then pulls Dodger away and asks him if he's okay because he hasn't been acting himself lately. Dodger avoids the questions, saying that he's fine and they shouldn't worry about him. Vangie comforts Bridget and tells her that they need to talk to someone about Dodger. As the week goes on, Chelsey tries to get in contact with Bender who ignores her. Scarlett continues working where she's grown closer with Brook, who's been helping her with how to deal with asking her parents if she was adopted. When on a date with Saffron, she suggests to Scarlett that maybe it might be better to just not know and just wait to become an adult so she can distance herself from her parents. Scarlett becomes furious that Saffron would suggest just ignoring the biggest kept secret of her entire life. Saffron tries to explain she misunderstood Scarlett, saying that her parents are unpredictable and who knows if the answer Scarlett is looking for is the answer they'll give. Saffron the explains that she's been happy that she seperated herself from her parents and she's happy with the life she's made for herself on her own free from the mistakes her parents made. Scarlett then leaves saying Saffron has no place to critique how her parents raised her. Finally, the day of the wedding rehearsal has arrived. Chelsey finally meets up with Bender, after being ignored for a week. She returns his hybrids to him, where Bender is glad. They pick the buds and package them up and decide to test their new product out on their best customer. They drive to city hall where they walk in on Olive and Dell "The Sauce" having sex. Olive shoos him out and Bender introduces their new product. Olive smokes it, and has the best high she's ever had. Impressed, she buys the whole lot off of Bender, and he exclaims maybe they do need to start a growing operation. Olive makes them swear that they don't talk about her and Dell. Stu shows up at work at the bar, where he's shocked to learn that the bar is a brothel again. He confronts Mick, who said that he blackmailed Olive so that the bar didn't fall under and could stay in business. Stu is then upset that Mick did this without his permission and he once again has tainted the name of the Fainting Goat, which Mick laughs at. Stu then tells Mick that he's had it with him meddling in his life and leaves the bar. Swayne shows up at Olive's office, where he asks for information about the Panera that burned down and the possibility of reopening it back up again. Olive, who's high out of her mind, isn't able to give a straight answer to him. Swayne laughs at Olive being high, and asks where she gets her weed from. She doesn't tell him, but he ends up finding her stash that she didn't hide to well. He looks at the strain, impressed, asks who her dealer is. Olive becomes scared as Swayne grows more intense. Chelsey is back at home, when there's a knock at the door. Swayne then barges in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey denies Swayne and says she doesn't have time for him and needs to get ready for her sister's wedding rehearsal. He laughs and turns to leave, notices the time, 4:20, flicks his lighter are her and tells him to "Blaze it". After he leaves, Chelsey calls Bender and tells him that they're going to have issues and Swayne might be onto them. Suddenly, Scarlett enters the house and walks to her mother sternly. Chelsey asks her how she's doing, acknowledging that they've all been busy lately. Scarlett then simply asks her "Mom, am I adopted?" Chelsey, stunned, doesn't know what to say. Scarlett then starts crying, saying she knew it. Chelsey tries to explain that Scarlett doesn't know what she's talking about and now isn't the time to have this conversation. Scarlett then gets enraged, accusing her mother of hiding this from her all her life. Chelsey then gets angry back and admits it to Scarlett, asking her if this is what she wanted to know. She blows up and tells her that she got in a car accident because of Arlo and lost her baby and Scarlett lost her parents so she adopted her. Chelsey then explains that she was selfish and wanted her own kid just for her and wanted normalcy in her life for once, and she isn't sorry because adopting Scarlett was one of the best decisions of her life. Scarlett asks for information about her birth parents, and Chelsey guiltily admits she destroyed every file because she wanted no trace of Scarlett not being her kid and doesn't even know or remember Scarlett's birthname. Scarlett then blows up, asking her mom if she realizes how much she's fucked up her kids by keeping secrets from them. She asks if Bridget and Dodger are adopted too, to no answer. Scarlett then runs upstairs as Chelsey runs after her, apologizing, as Scarlett locks herself in her room. Chelsey, defeated and sobbing, leaves the house. Scarlett looks at pictures of her family and her faked birth certificate. She goes to the bathroom and picks up a bottle of pills. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. Crying and depressed, she takes a couple of pills and swallows. Muffy enters the house downstairs, calling for Chelsey to get ready for the rehearsal dinner. Swayne then enters the house again. Shocked, she turns around, where he taunts her, saying she was his best seller and now she and Chelsey are trying to go off on their own and steal his business away from him. Muffy denies, having no idea what he's talking about. He then pulls out a gun on her and the bag of Olive's weed, asking where the new strain come from. Muffy is completely confused and hides under the table as Swayne fires a shot into the ceiling. Muffy then stands up to Swayne and says he needs to go because he doesn't know what he's talking about and needs to stop being so paranoid. He then pushes Muffy against the wall with the gun against her head. Muffy begs for mercy, as Scarlett walks downstairs and asks what's going on. Swayne, shocked that there's a kid lowers his gun and apologizes. Scarlett tells him he should leave before she calls the cops and he does. She rushes to Muffy and checks if she's okay and asks Muffy to explain what's going on and Muffy says they'll talk later. Scarlett then breaks down crying, saying their family is falling apart. Muffy suggests they go to her place, because it's a safe space to get ready for the rehearsal. Meanwhile, Carol is at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting with Helena and Brook. After the meeting, Carol asks how Scarlett is doing at work, where Brook responds coldly, saying that their family is toxic to Scarlett. Brook then accuses Carol of helping her parents hide the truth about her adoption to her and how Carol is just a follower and can't even do the right thing in her life, which is why she's doomed to be a single alcoholic the rest of her life. Carol leaves without saying a word and gets in her car and cries. She drives to the Johnsons house, where she enters, sobbing. She starts rummaging through the cabinets and grabs a bottle of vodka. After staring at it for a long time, she starts downing half the bottle and goes on a drunken rampage through the house, throwing things and papers in the fireplace. She hears something outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the mantle and goes outside to investigate, leaving the door ajar. Later, Mick, Stu, Dodger, Niko, and Vangie collect at the house to go to the wedding rehearsal. Mick calls Chelsey, to no answer, and they assume they'll meet at the rehearsal space. Bridget later enters the house with Lydia, where they discover the lit fireplace and Carol's vodka bottle. Bridget, remembering the mimosa, suggests that they get drunk. Lydia refuses and leaves as Bridget starts drinking and gets hammered. Suddenly, she discovers that she's bleeding. Bridget encounters her first period, but because she's intoxicated, she thinks she has alcohol poisoning and is dying. Bridget then passes out on the ground after drinking too much and lays in a bloody mess on the ground. Berta walks up to the house and sees the ajar door. She enters and asks if anyone's home. After discovering Bridget on the ground by the vodka bottle, she freaks out and realizes that she was drunk and must've cut herself. After putting out the fire, she picks up her phone and calls Candice, saying "We have an emergency." Berta starts to get Bridget cleaned up, when Scarlett and Muffy return to the house, where they forgot to hide the gun and the weed Swayne left. They discover Bridget and Berta's debacle, and then freak out and decide to induce Bridget to vomit. They do so, but Bridget remains passed out. Berta and Scarlett decide they'll take Bridget to the ER and Muffy can go to the rehearsal. Muffy, remains flustered. Candice shows up, asking what the emergency was. Muffy tries to tell her nothing big is happening and they should go to the rehearsal. Esmé then walks up to the door to retrieve Swayne's gun, claiming it was his favorite. Candice, confused, asks what's going on. Esmé reveals that they believe Muffy isn't trying to take business away from them and Swayne is sorry. Esmé tells Muffy they can keep the weed and leaves. Candice asks what's going on and Muffy explains it's a long story that can wait till after the rehearsal. She explains that the world is falling down around them and they just need to play it cool and go to their rehearsal. Candice begins to get a headache and sits down and asks Muffy what she's been hiding from her. Muffy explains that they'll take after the rehearsal. Candice, in pain, sits down and starts crying. She notices the bag of weed on the table and decides to smoke a joint. In the middle of her joint, she suddenly collaspes to the ground. The joint his the spilled vodka on the ground and sets it ablaze. Twenty minutes later, Arlo shows up at the Johnson house, where he was ordered by Muffy to pick up Candice. As he pulls up, he sees fire trucks and ambulances parked outside. He runs out to check what's happened, but no one from the house is there. A fireman explains that a small fire was started but didn't ruin anything, however someone was found inside unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance, but not shown who it is because he doesn't live in the house. Arlo drives to the hospital, but isn't allowed to see the victim. He calls Mick, who's at the rehearsal with the kids and Stu and tells him to come to the ER quickly. As they drive, Mick calls Chelsey, Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer. When they get to the ER, they find Arlo, who realizes he's in public and becomes too flustered to explain what's going on. A nurse comes out and calms Mick down and takes him to the back, where she says the victim had no identification but substances were found in her body. As he enters the room, he sees Candice laying, unresponsive. The nurse explains she was smoking and passed out for unknown reasons, which started a fire in their house. Mick starts crying and runs down the hallway. Mick breaks down in the hallway, where he is brought back out to the waiting room. He identifies her as Candice to the nurse. Muffy arrives to the rehearsal where no one is there. She calls Arlo asking what happened and he explains that they're at the emergency room. Berta then calls Muffy, saying that they're going to miss the rehearsal, because they ran over to Carol's for advice about Bridget, who's drunk. Muffy swears and screams that their family is falling apart. Berta and Scarlett sit with a sobbing Carol, who's drunk. They ask how they can help wake up Bridget and Carol explains that Bridget will just have to sleep it off and she'll wake up in the morning. Scarlett then comforts Carol, who's upset to have broken her sobriety. Muffy shows up to the hospital, where they explain that Candice isn't doing good. She tries to head to the back, but isn't allowed because she isn't a spouse or blood relative. Muffy screams that they're going to be married tomorrow, but still isn't allowed back. Crying, she tells them to call Chelsey then. Chelsey sits in a car overlooking Duluth and Bender sits in the car with her. She sends Mick's call to voicemail and just talks about her life, how she feels like she's in too deep now and has kept too many secrets from her family. Bender assures her that everything she does is because she feels it protects her family. Suddenly, she receives a call from the hospital, asking if she's the sister and closest blood relative of Candice Slinkenhofner, which she responds yes to. They then tell her she needs to get to the hospital as quickly as possible and Chelsey begins driving. Bender asks if everything's okay, to which Chelsey responds "My sister has cancer."---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Chelsey when confronting her about trying to go off on her own, after he's been so kind to her after all the crap she's pulled
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Dukelow, Vang	
The episode opens up at Swayne's house at midnight, with Esmé, Bender, Chelsey, and Muffy all standing discussing the events of the night with Panera burning down. Swayne, furious, confronts everyone to make sure that it wasn't an arson by one of them. After swearing that they didn't burn it down, Chelsey pulls Bender outside to talk to him about what happened. Bender is defeated, thinking he lost all his hybrids, but Chelsey opens her trunk and revealed that she saved them. Bender is at first confused until Chelsey reveals she had a friend burn it down so they could start their growing operation. Bender is upset and furious, saying that Chelsey really messed up doing this, and Chelsey says that she should thank him that they have a fresh start available. Swayne then becomes nervous of the two talking and yells at them to come inside. He explains that they're going to lay low for a while because the police will be investigating who goes in and out of the house and that they all have a week off. After Chelsey and Muffy leave, Swayne confronts Bender and asks him about his close relationship with Chelsey. Bender insists that they're just strictly business partners and ex-coworkers. Swayne then forbids Bender from interacting with Chelsey anymore. The next morning, the Johnson family watch as Corrine delivers the news that the Panera burned down. Mick and Berta question Chelsey, who pretends to know nothing and is shocked. Their breakfast is cut short when Candice and Muffy come over and announce that their wedding will be in the next week and they'll be having a co-bachelorette party. They also ask Chelsey and Mick to be their Maid of Honor and Best Man at their wedding, which they accept. At the bachelorettes party, Candice, Muffy, Mick, Chelsey, as well as Stu, Carol, Arlo and Scarlett as the other members of their bridal party, all attempt to go roller blading and they all get incredibly drunk. They return back to Muffy and Candice's house, where they decide to get stick-and-poke tattoos. Mick picks a design from the Internet that's in Chinese. However, the night is cut short when Candice gets a throbbing headache and feels woozy. The next day, Stu gets a bad hangover and doesn't come into work. Mick then gets an idea to save the bar while watching security footage. He heads down to city hall where he confronts Olive for smoking weed in the alley of their bar. He then blackmails her into letting him continue the undercover brothel and he won't snitch about the drug-free zone mayor smoking pot. Olive, defeated, agrees to Mick's term. They talk about the bachelorette party, where he shows his tattoo. Lulu reveals that his Chinese tattoo is actually the Vietnamese words for "Chickin-in-a-Biskit". Chelsey visits Arlo at Tori's apartment, where she thanks him for his work with Panera. Arlo, still confused, asks for answers. Chelsey reveals that they need to lay low, but Chelsey wants to use him for part of an operation she's running. Arlo, confused, warns Chelsey about what she could be getting into. Meanwhile, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, Bridget, and Lydia are all playing hide and seek when Dodger finds that Bulldog Chicken has laid another egg. Bridget comes up, excited that they might have another chick. Dodger then purposely drops it on the ground, which scares and devastates Bridget. Vangie then pulls Dodger away and asks him if he's okay because he hasn't been acting himself lately. Dodger avoids the questions, saying that he's fine and they shouldn't worry about him. Vangie comforts Bridget and tells her that they need to talk to someone about Dodger. As the week goes on, Chelsey tries to get in contact with Bender who ignores her. Scarlett continues working where she's grown closer with Brook, who's been helping her with how to deal with asking her parents if she was adopted. When on a date with Saffron, she suggests to Scarlett that maybe it might be better to just not know and just wait to become an adult so she can distance herself from her parents. Scarlett becomes furious that Saffron would suggest just ignoring the biggest kept secret of her entire life. Saffron tries to explain she misunderstood Scarlett, saying that her parents are unpredictable and who knows if the answer Scarlett is looking for is the answer they'll give. Saffron the explains that she's been happy that she seperated herself from her parents and she's happy with the life she's made for herself on her own free from the mistakes her parents made. Scarlett then leaves saying Saffron has no place to critique how her parents raised her. Finally, the day of the wedding rehearsal has arrived. Chelsey finally meets up with Bender, after being ignored for a week. She returns his hybrids to him, where Bender is glad. They pick the buds and package them up and decide to test their new product out on their best customer. They drive to city hall where they walk in on Olive and Dell "The Sauce" having sex. Olive shoos him out and Bender introduces their new product. Olive smokes it, and has the best high she's ever had. Impressed, she buys the whole lot off of Bender, and he exclaims maybe they do need to start a growing operation. Olive makes them swear that they don't talk about her and Dell. Stu shows up at work at the bar, where he's shocked to learn that the bar is a brothel again. He confronts Mick, who said that he blackmailed Olive so that the bar didn't fall under and could stay in business. Stu is then upset that Mick did this without his permission and he once again has tainted the name of the Fainting Goat, which Mick laughs at. Stu then tells Mick that he's had it with him meddling in his life and leaves the bar. Swayne shows up at Olive's office, where he asks for information about the Panera that burned down and the possibility of reopening it back up again. Olive, who's high out of her mind, isn't able to give a straight answer to him. Swayne laughs at Olive being high, and asks where she gets her weed from. She doesn't tell him, but he ends up finding her stash that she didn't hide to well. He looks at the strain, impressed, asks who her dealer is. Olive becomes scared as Swayne grows more intense. Chelsey is back at home, when there's a knock at the door. Swayne then barges in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey denies Swayne and says she doesn't have time for him and needs to get ready for her sister's wedding rehearsal. He laughs and turns to leave, notices the time, 4:20, flicks his lighter are her and tells him to "Blaze it". After he leaves, Chelsey calls Bender and tells him that they're going to have issues and Swayne might be onto them. Suddenly, Scarlett enters the house and walks to her mother sternly. Chelsey asks her how she's doing, acknowledging that they've all been busy lately. Scarlett then simply asks her "Mom, am I adopted?" Chelsey, stunned, doesn't know what to say. Scarlett then starts crying, saying she knew it. Chelsey tries to explain that Scarlett doesn't know what she's talking about and now isn't the time to have this conversation. Scarlett then gets enraged, accusing her mother of hiding this from her all her life. Chelsey then gets angry back and admits it to Scarlett, asking her if this is what she wanted to know. She blows up and tells her that she got in a car accident because of Arlo and lost her baby and Scarlett lost her parents so she adopted her. Chelsey then explains that she was selfish and wanted her own kid just for her and wanted normalcy in her life for once, and she isn't sorry because adopting Scarlett was one of the best decisions of her life. Scarlett asks for information about her birth parents, and Chelsey guiltily admits she destroyed every file because she wanted no trace of Scarlett not being her kid and doesn't even know or remember Scarlett's birthname. Scarlett then blows up, asking her mom if she realizes how much she's fucked up her kids by keeping secrets from them. She asks if Bridget and Dodger are adopted too, to no answer. Scarlett then runs upstairs as Chelsey runs after her, apologizing, as Scarlett locks herself in her room. Chelsey, defeated and sobbing, leaves the house. Scarlett looks at pictures of her family and her faked birth certificate. She goes to the bathroom and picks up a bottle of pills. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. Crying and depressed, she takes a couple of pills and swallows. Muffy enters the house downstairs, calling for Chelsey to get ready for the rehearsal dinner. Swayne then enters the house again. Shocked, she turns around, where he taunts her, saying she was his best seller and now she and Chelsey are trying to go off on their own and steal his business away from him. Muffy denies, having no idea what he's talking about. He then pulls out a gun on her and the bag of Olive's weed, asking where the new strain come from. Muffy is completely confused and hides under the table as Swayne fires a shot into the ceiling. Muffy then stands up to Swayne and says he needs to go because he doesn't know what he's talking about and needs to stop being so paranoid. He then pushes Muffy against the wall with the gun against her head. Muffy begs for mercy, as Scarlett walks downstairs and asks what's going on. Swayne, shocked that there's a kid lowers his gun and apologizes. Scarlett tells him he should leave before she calls the cops and he does. She rushes to Muffy and checks if she's okay and asks Muffy to explain what's going on and Muffy says they'll talk later. Scarlett then breaks down crying, saying their family is falling apart. Muffy suggests they go to her place, because it's a safe space to get ready for the rehearsal. Meanwhile, Carol is at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting with Helena and Brook. After the meeting, Carol asks how Scarlett is doing at work, where Brook responds coldly, saying that their family is toxic to Scarlett. Brook then accuses Carol of helping her parents hide the truth about her adoption to her and how Carol is just a follower and can't even do the right thing in her life, which is why she's doomed to be a single alcoholic the rest of her life. Carol leaves without saying a word and gets in her car and cries. She drives to the Johnsons house, where she enters, sobbing. She starts rummaging through the cabinets and grabs a bottle of vodka. After staring at it for a long time, she starts downing half the bottle and goes on a drunken rampage through the house, throwing things and papers in the fireplace. She hears something outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the mantle and goes outside to investigate, leaving the door ajar. Later, Mick, Stu, Dodger, Niko, and Vangie collect at the house to go to the wedding rehearsal. Mick calls Chelsey, to no answer, and they assume they'll meet at the rehearsal space. Bridget later enters the house with Lydia, where they discover the lit fireplace and Carol's vodka bottle. Bridget, remembering the mimosa, suggests that they get drunk. Lydia refuses and leaves as Bridget starts drinking and gets hammered. Suddenly, she discovers that she's bleeding. Bridget encounters her first period, but because she's intoxicated, she thinks she has alcohol poisoning and is dying. Bridget then passes out on the ground after drinking too much and lays in a bloody mess on the ground. Berta walks up to the house and sees the ajar door. She enters and asks if anyone's home. After discovering Bridget on the ground by the vodka bottle, she freaks out and realizes that she was drunk and must've cut herself. After putting out the fire, she picks up her phone and calls Candice, saying "We have an emergency." Berta starts to get Bridget cleaned up, when Scarlett and Muffy return to the house, where they forgot to hide the gun and the weed Swayne left. They discover Bridget and Berta's debacle, and then freak out and decide to induce Bridget to vomit. They do so, but Bridget remains passed out. Berta and Scarlett decide they'll take Bridget to the ER and Muffy can go to the rehearsal. Muffy, remains flustered. Candice shows up, asking what the emergency was. Muffy tries to tell her nothing big is happening and they should go to the rehearsal. Esmé then walks up to the door to retrieve Swayne's gun, claiming it was his favorite. Candice, confused, asks what's going on. Esmé reveals that they believe Muffy isn't trying to take business away from them and Swayne is sorry. Esmé tells Muffy they can keep the weed and leaves. Candice asks what's going on and Muffy explains it's a long story that can wait till after the rehearsal. She explains that the world is falling down around them and they just need to play it cool and go to their rehearsal. Candice begins to get a headache and sits down and asks Muffy what she's been hiding from her. Muffy explains that they'll take after the rehearsal. Candice, in pain, sits down and starts crying. She notices the bag of weed on the table and decides to smoke a joint. In the middle of her joint, she suddenly collaspes to the ground. The joint his the spilled vodka on the ground and sets it ablaze. Twenty minutes later, Arlo shows up at the Johnson house, where he was ordered by Muffy to pick up Candice. As he pulls up, he sees fire trucks and ambulances parked outside. He runs out to check what's happened, but no one from the house is there. A fireman explains that a small fire was started but didn't ruin anything, however someone was found inside unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance, but not shown who it is because he doesn't live in the house. Arlo drives to the hospital, but isn't allowed to see the victim. He calls Mick, who's at the rehearsal with the kids and Stu and tells him to come to the ER quickly. As they drive, Mick calls Chelsey, Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer. When they get to the ER, they find Arlo, who realizes he's in public and becomes too flustered to explain what's going on. A nurse comes out and calms Mick down and takes him to the back, where she says the victim had no identification but substances were found in her body. As he enters the room, he sees Candice laying, unresponsive. The nurse explains she was smoking and passed out for unknown reasons, which started a fire in their house. Mick starts crying and runs down the hallway. Mick breaks down in the hallway, where he is brought back out to the waiting room. He identifies her as Candice to the nurse. Muffy arrives to the rehearsal where no one is there. She calls Arlo asking what happened and he explains that they're at the emergency room. Berta then calls Muffy, saying that they're going to miss the rehearsal, because they ran over to Carol's for advice about Bridget, who's drunk. Muffy swears and screams that their family is falling apart. Berta and Scarlett sit with a sobbing Carol, who's drunk. They ask how they can help wake up Bridget and Carol explains that Bridget will just have to sleep it off and she'll wake up in the morning. Scarlett then comforts Carol, who's upset to have broken her sobriety. Muffy shows up to the hospital, where they explain that Candice isn't doing good. She tries to head to the back, but isn't allowed because she isn't a spouse or blood relative. Muffy screams that they're going to be married tomorrow, but still isn't allowed back. Crying, she tells them to call Chelsey then. Chelsey sits in a car overlooking Duluth and Bender sits in the car with her. She sends Mick's call to voicemail and just talks about her life, how she feels like she's in too deep now and has kept too many secrets from her family. Bender assures her that everything she does is because she feels it protects her family. Suddenly, she receives a call from the hospital, asking if she's the sister and closest blood relative of Candice Slinkenhofner, which she responds yes to. They then tell her she needs to get to the hospital as quickly as possible and Chelsey begins driving. Bender asks if everything's okay, to which Chelsey responds "My sister has cancer."---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Chelsey when confronting her about trying to go off on her own, after he's been so kind to her after all the crap she's pulled
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Dukelow, Vang	
The episode opens up at Swayne's house at midnight, with Esmé, Bender, Chelsey, and Muffy all standing discussing the events of the night with Panera burning down. Swayne, furious, confronts everyone to make sure that it wasn't an arson by one of them. After swearing that they didn't burn it down, Chelsey pulls Bender outside to talk to him about what happened. Bender is defeated, thinking he lost all his hybrids, but Chelsey opens her trunk and revealed that she saved them. Bender is at first confused until Chelsey reveals she had a friend burn it down so they could start their growing operation. Bender is upset and furious, saying that Chelsey really messed up doing this, and Chelsey says that she should thank him that they have a fresh start available. Swayne then becomes nervous of the two talking and yells at them to come inside. He explains that they're going to lay low for a while because the police will be investigating who goes in and out of the house and that they all have a week off. After Chelsey and Muffy leave, Swayne confronts Bender and asks him about his close relationship with Chelsey. Bender insists that they're just strictly business partners and ex-coworkers. Swayne then forbids Bender from interacting with Chelsey anymore. The next morning, the Johnson family watch as Corrine delivers the news that the Panera burned down. Mick and Berta question Chelsey, who pretends to know nothing and is shocked. Their breakfast is cut short when Candice and Muffy come over and announce that their wedding will be in the next week and they'll be having a co-bachelorette party. They also ask Chelsey and Mick to be their Maid of Honor and Best Man at their wedding, which they accept. At the bachelorettes party, Candice, Muffy, Mick, Chelsey, as well as Stu, Carol, Arlo and Scarlett as the other members of their bridal party, all attempt to go roller blading and they all get incredibly drunk. They return back to Muffy and Candice's house, where they decide to get stick-and-poke tattoos. Mick picks a design from the Internet that's in Chinese. However, the night is cut short when Candice gets a throbbing headache and feels woozy. The next day, Stu gets a bad hangover and doesn't come into work. Mick then gets an idea to save the bar while watching security footage. He heads down to city hall where he confronts Olive for smoking weed in the alley of their bar. He then blackmails her into letting him continue the undercover brothel and he won't snitch about the drug-free zone mayor smoking pot. Olive, defeated, agrees to Mick's term. They talk about the bachelorette party, where he shows his tattoo. Lulu reveals that his Chinese tattoo is actually the Vietnamese words for "Chickin-in-a-Biskit". Chelsey visits Arlo at Tori's apartment, where she thanks him for his work with Panera. Arlo, still confused, asks for answers. Chelsey reveals that they need to lay low, but Chelsey wants to use him for part of an operation she's running. Arlo, confused, warns Chelsey about what she could be getting into. Meanwhile, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, Bridget, and Lydia are all playing hide and seek when Dodger finds that Bulldog Chicken has laid another egg. Bridget comes up, excited that they might have another chick. Dodger then purposely drops it on the ground, which scares and devastates Bridget. Vangie then pulls Dodger away and asks him if he's okay because he hasn't been acting himself lately. Dodger avoids the questions, saying that he's fine and they shouldn't worry about him. Vangie comforts Bridget and tells her that they need to talk to someone about Dodger. As the week goes on, Chelsey tries to get in contact with Bender who ignores her. Scarlett continues working where she's grown closer with Brook, who's been helping her with how to deal with asking her parents if she was adopted. When on a date with Saffron, she suggests to Scarlett that maybe it might be better to just not know and just wait to become an adult so she can distance herself from her parents. Scarlett becomes furious that Saffron would suggest just ignoring the biggest kept secret of her entire life. Saffron tries to explain she misunderstood Scarlett, saying that her parents are unpredictable and who knows if the answer Scarlett is looking for is the answer they'll give. Saffron the explains that she's been happy that she seperated herself from her parents and she's happy with the life she's made for herself on her own free from the mistakes her parents made. Scarlett then leaves saying Saffron has no place to critique how her parents raised her. Finally, the day of the wedding rehearsal has arrived. Chelsey finally meets up with Bender, after being ignored for a week. She returns his hybrids to him, where Bender is glad. They pick the buds and package them up and decide to test their new product out on their best customer. They drive to city hall where they walk in on Olive and Dell "The Sauce" having sex. Olive shoos him out and Bender introduces their new product. Olive smokes it, and has the best high she's ever had. Impressed, she buys the whole lot off of Bender, and he exclaims maybe they do need to start a growing operation. Olive makes them swear that they don't talk about her and Dell. Stu shows up at work at the bar, where he's shocked to learn that the bar is a brothel again. He confronts Mick, who said that he blackmailed Olive so that the bar didn't fall under and could stay in business. Stu is then upset that Mick did this without his permission and he once again has tainted the name of the Fainting Goat, which Mick laughs at. Stu then tells Mick that he's had it with him meddling in his life and leaves the bar. Swayne shows up at Olive's office, where he asks for information about the Panera that burned down and the possibility of reopening it back up again. Olive, who's high out of her mind, isn't able to give a straight answer to him. Swayne laughs at Olive being high, and asks where she gets her weed from. She doesn't tell him, but he ends up finding her stash that she didn't hide to well. He looks at the strain, impressed, asks who her dealer is. Olive becomes scared as Swayne grows more intense. Chelsey is back at home, when there's a knock at the door. Swayne then barges in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey denies Swayne and says she doesn't have time for him and needs to get ready for her sister's wedding rehearsal. He laughs and turns to leave, notices the time, 4:20, flicks his lighter are her and tells him to "Blaze it". After he leaves, Chelsey calls Bender and tells him that they're going to have issues and Swayne might be onto them. Suddenly, Scarlett enters the house and walks to her mother sternly. Chelsey asks her how she's doing, acknowledging that they've all been busy lately. Scarlett then simply asks her "Mom, am I adopted?" Chelsey, stunned, doesn't know what to say. Scarlett then starts crying, saying she knew it. Chelsey tries to explain that Scarlett doesn't know what she's talking about and now isn't the time to have this conversation. Scarlett then gets enraged, accusing her mother of hiding this from her all her life. Chelsey then gets angry back and admits it to Scarlett, asking her if this is what she wanted to know. She blows up and tells her that she got in a car accident because of Arlo and lost her baby and Scarlett lost her parents so she adopted her. Chelsey then explains that she was selfish and wanted her own kid just for her and wanted normalcy in her life for once, and she isn't sorry because adopting Scarlett was one of the best decisions of her life. Scarlett asks for information about her birth parents, and Chelsey guiltily admits she destroyed every file because she wanted no trace of Scarlett not being her kid and doesn't even know or remember Scarlett's birthname. Scarlett then blows up, asking her mom if she realizes how much she's fucked up her kids by keeping secrets from them. She asks if Bridget and Dodger are adopted too, to no answer. Scarlett then runs upstairs as Chelsey runs after her, apologizing, as Scarlett locks herself in her room. Chelsey, defeated and sobbing, leaves the house. Scarlett looks at pictures of her family and her faked birth certificate. She goes to the bathroom and picks up a bottle of pills. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. Crying and depressed, she takes a couple of pills and swallows. Muffy enters the house downstairs, calling for Chelsey to get ready for the rehearsal dinner. Swayne then enters the house again. Shocked, she turns around, where he taunts her, saying she was his best seller and now she and Chelsey are trying to go off on their own and steal his business away from him. Muffy denies, having no idea what he's talking about. He then pulls out a gun on her and the bag of Olive's weed, asking where the new strain come from. Muffy is completely confused and hides under the table as Swayne fires a shot into the ceiling. Muffy then stands up to Swayne and says he needs to go because he doesn't know what he's talking about and needs to stop being so paranoid. He then pushes Muffy against the wall with the gun against her head. Muffy begs for mercy, as Scarlett walks downstairs and asks what's going on. Swayne, shocked that there's a kid lowers his gun and apologizes. Scarlett tells him he should leave before she calls the cops and he does. She rushes to Muffy and checks if she's okay and asks Muffy to explain what's going on and Muffy says they'll talk later. Scarlett then breaks down crying, saying their family is falling apart. Muffy suggests they go to her place, because it's a safe space to get ready for the rehearsal. Meanwhile, Carol is at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting with Helena and Brook. After the meeting, Carol asks how Scarlett is doing at work, where Brook responds coldly, saying that their family is toxic to Scarlett. Brook then accuses Carol of helping her parents hide the truth about her adoption to her and how Carol is just a follower and can't even do the right thing in her life, which is why she's doomed to be a single alcoholic the rest of her life. Carol leaves without saying a word and gets in her car and cries. She drives to the Johnsons house, where she enters, sobbing. She starts rummaging through the cabinets and grabs a bottle of vodka. After staring at it for a long time, she starts downing half the bottle and goes on a drunken rampage through the house, throwing things and papers in the fireplace. She hears something outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the mantle and goes outside to investigate, leaving the door ajar. Later, Mick, Stu, Dodger, Niko, and Vangie collect at the house to go to the wedding rehearsal. Mick calls Chelsey, to no answer, and they assume they'll meet at the rehearsal space. Bridget later enters the house with Lydia, where they discover the lit fireplace and Carol's vodka bottle. Bridget, remembering the mimosa, suggests that they get drunk. Lydia refuses and leaves as Bridget starts drinking and gets hammered. Suddenly, she discovers that she's bleeding. Bridget encounters her first period, but because she's intoxicated, she thinks she has alcohol poisoning and is dying. Bridget then passes out on the ground after drinking too much and lays in a bloody mess on the ground. Berta walks up to the house and sees the ajar door. She enters and asks if anyone's home. After discovering Bridget on the ground by the vodka bottle, she freaks out and realizes that she was drunk and must've cut herself. After putting out the fire, she picks up her phone and calls Candice, saying "We have an emergency." Berta starts to get Bridget cleaned up, when Scarlett and Muffy return to the house, where they forgot to hide the gun and the weed Swayne left. They discover Bridget and Berta's debacle, and then freak out and decide to induce Bridget to vomit. They do so, but Bridget remains passed out. Berta and Scarlett decide they'll take Bridget to the ER and Muffy can go to the rehearsal. Muffy, remains flustered. Candice shows up, asking what the emergency was. Muffy tries to tell her nothing big is happening and they should go to the rehearsal. Esmé then walks up to the door to retrieve Swayne's gun, claiming it was his favorite. Candice, confused, asks what's going on. Esmé reveals that they believe Muffy isn't trying to take business away from them and Swayne is sorry. Esmé tells Muffy they can keep the weed and leaves. Candice asks what's going on and Muffy explains it's a long story that can wait till after the rehearsal. She explains that the world is falling down around them and they just need to play it cool and go to their rehearsal. Candice begins to get a headache and sits down and asks Muffy what she's been hiding from her. Muffy explains that they'll take after the rehearsal. Candice, in pain, sits down and starts crying. She notices the bag of weed on the table and decides to smoke a joint. In the middle of her joint, she suddenly collaspes to the ground. The joint his the spilled vodka on the ground and sets it ablaze. Twenty minutes later, Arlo shows up at the Johnson house, where he was ordered by Muffy to pick up Candice. As he pulls up, he sees fire trucks and ambulances parked outside. He runs out to check what's happened, but no one from the house is there. A fireman explains that a small fire was started but didn't ruin anything, however someone was found inside unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance, but not shown who it is because he doesn't live in the house. Arlo drives to the hospital, but isn't allowed to see the victim. He calls Mick, who's at the rehearsal with the kids and Stu and tells him to come to the ER quickly. As they drive, Mick calls Chelsey, Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer. When they get to the ER, they find Arlo, who realizes he's in public and becomes too flustered to explain what's going on. A nurse comes out and calms Mick down and takes him to the back, where she says the victim had no identification but substances were found in her body. As he enters the room, he sees Candice laying, unresponsive. The nurse explains she was smoking and passed out for unknown reasons, which started a fire in their house. Mick starts crying and runs down the hallway. Mick breaks down in the hallway, where he is brought back out to the waiting room. He identifies her as Candice to the nurse. Muffy arrives to the rehearsal where no one is there. She calls Arlo asking what happened and he explains that they're at the emergency room. Berta then calls Muffy, saying that they're going to miss the rehearsal, because they ran over to Carol's for advice about Bridget, who's drunk. Muffy swears and screams that their family is falling apart. Berta and Scarlett sit with a sobbing Carol, who's drunk. They ask how they can help wake up Bridget and Carol explains that Bridget will just have to sleep it off and she'll wake up in the morning. Scarlett then comforts Carol, who's upset to have broken her sobriety. Muffy shows up to the hospital, where they explain that Candice isn't doing good. She tries to head to the back, but isn't allowed because she isn't a spouse or blood relative. Muffy screams that they're going to be married tomorrow, but still isn't allowed back. Crying, she tells them to call Chelsey then. Chelsey sits in a car overlooking Duluth and Bender sits in the car with her. She sends Mick's call to voicemail and just talks about her life, how she feels like she's in too deep now and has kept too many secrets from her family. Bender assures her that everything she does is because she feels it protects her family. Suddenly, she receives a call from the hospital, asking if she's the sister and closest blood relative of Candice Slinkenhofner, which she responds yes to. They then tell her she needs to get to the hospital as quickly as possible and Chelsey begins driving. Bender asks if everything's okay, to which Chelsey responds "My sister has cancer."---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Chelsey when confronting her about trying to go off on her own, after he's been so kind to her after all the crap she's pulled
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Dukelow, Vang	
The episode opens up at Swayne's house at midnight, with Esmé, Bender, Chelsey, and Muffy all standing discussing the events of the night with Panera burning down. Swayne, furious, confronts everyone to make sure that it wasn't an arson by one of them. After swearing that they didn't burn it down, Chelsey pulls Bender outside to talk to him about what happened. Bender is defeated, thinking he lost all his hybrids, but Chelsey opens her trunk and revealed that she saved them. Bender is at first confused until Chelsey reveals she had a friend burn it down so they could start their growing operation. Bender is upset and furious, saying that Chelsey really messed up doing this, and Chelsey says that she should thank him that they have a fresh start available. Swayne then becomes nervous of the two talking and yells at them to come inside. He explains that they're going to lay low for a while because the police will be investigating who goes in and out of the house and that they all have a week off. After Chelsey and Muffy leave, Swayne confronts Bender and asks him about his close relationship with Chelsey. Bender insists that they're just strictly business partners and ex-coworkers. Swayne then forbids Bender from interacting with Chelsey anymore. The next morning, the Johnson family watch as Corrine delivers the news that the Panera burned down. Mick and Berta question Chelsey, who pretends to know nothing and is shocked. Their breakfast is cut short when Candice and Muffy come over and announce that their wedding will be in the next week and they'll be having a co-bachelorette party. They also ask Chelsey and Mick to be their Maid of Honor and Best Man at their wedding, which they accept. At the bachelorettes party, Candice, Muffy, Mick, Chelsey, as well as Stu, Carol, Arlo and Scarlett as the other members of their bridal party, all attempt to go roller blading and they all get incredibly drunk. They return back to Muffy and Candice's house, where they decide to get stick-and-poke tattoos. Mick picks a design from the Internet that's in Chinese. However, the night is cut short when Candice gets a throbbing headache and feels woozy. The next day, Stu gets a bad hangover and doesn't come into work. Mick then gets an idea to save the bar while watching security footage. He heads down to city hall where he confronts Olive for smoking weed in the alley of their bar. He then blackmails her into letting him continue the undercover brothel and he won't snitch about the drug-free zone mayor smoking pot. Olive, defeated, agrees to Mick's term. They talk about the bachelorette party, where he shows his tattoo. Lulu reveals that his Chinese tattoo is actually the Vietnamese words for "Chickin-in-a-Biskit". Chelsey visits Arlo at Tori's apartment, where she thanks him for his work with Panera. Arlo, still confused, asks for answers. Chelsey reveals that they need to lay low, but Chelsey wants to use him for part of an operation she's running. Arlo, confused, warns Chelsey about what she could be getting into. Meanwhile, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, Bridget, and Lydia are all playing hide and seek when Dodger finds that Bulldog Chicken has laid another egg. Bridget comes up, excited that they might have another chick. Dodger then purposely drops it on the ground, which scares and devastates Bridget. Vangie then pulls Dodger away and asks him if he's okay because he hasn't been acting himself lately. Dodger avoids the questions, saying that he's fine and they shouldn't worry about him. Vangie comforts Bridget and tells her that they need to talk to someone about Dodger. As the week goes on, Chelsey tries to get in contact with Bender who ignores her. Scarlett continues working where she's grown closer with Brook, who's been helping her with how to deal with asking her parents if she was adopted. When on a date with Saffron, she suggests to Scarlett that maybe it might be better to just not know and just wait to become an adult so she can distance herself from her parents. Scarlett becomes furious that Saffron would suggest just ignoring the biggest kept secret of her entire life. Saffron tries to explain she misunderstood Scarlett, saying that her parents are unpredictable and who knows if the answer Scarlett is looking for is the answer they'll give. Saffron the explains that she's been happy that she seperated herself from her parents and she's happy with the life she's made for herself on her own free from the mistakes her parents made. Scarlett then leaves saying Saffron has no place to critique how her parents raised her. Finally, the day of the wedding rehearsal has arrived. Chelsey finally meets up with Bender, after being ignored for a week. She returns his hybrids to him, where Bender is glad. They pick the buds and package them up and decide to test their new product out on their best customer. They drive to city hall where they walk in on Olive and Dell "The Sauce" having sex. Olive shoos him out and Bender introduces their new product. Olive smokes it, and has the best high she's ever had. Impressed, she buys the whole lot off of Bender, and he exclaims maybe they do need to start a growing operation. Olive makes them swear that they don't talk about her and Dell. Stu shows up at work at the bar, where he's shocked to learn that the bar is a brothel again. He confronts Mick, who said that he blackmailed Olive so that the bar didn't fall under and could stay in business. Stu is then upset that Mick did this without his permission and he once again has tainted the name of the Fainting Goat, which Mick laughs at. Stu then tells Mick that he's had it with him meddling in his life and leaves the bar. Swayne shows up at Olive's office, where he asks for information about the Panera that burned down and the possibility of reopening it back up again. Olive, who's high out of her mind, isn't able to give a straight answer to him. Swayne laughs at Olive being high, and asks where she gets her weed from. She doesn't tell him, but he ends up finding her stash that she didn't hide to well. He looks at the strain, impressed, asks who her dealer is. Olive becomes scared as Swayne grows more intense. Chelsey is back at home, when there's a knock at the door. Swayne then barges in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey denies Swayne and says she doesn't have time for him and needs to get ready for her sister's wedding rehearsal. He laughs and turns to leave, notices the time, 4:20, flicks his lighter are her and tells him to "Blaze it". After he leaves, Chelsey calls Bender and tells him that they're going to have issues and Swayne might be onto them. Suddenly, Scarlett enters the house and walks to her mother sternly. Chelsey asks her how she's doing, acknowledging that they've all been busy lately. Scarlett then simply asks her "Mom, am I adopted?" Chelsey, stunned, doesn't know what to say. Scarlett then starts crying, saying she knew it. Chelsey tries to explain that Scarlett doesn't know what she's talking about and now isn't the time to have this conversation. Scarlett then gets enraged, accusing her mother of hiding this from her all her life. Chelsey then gets angry back and admits it to Scarlett, asking her if this is what she wanted to know. She blows up and tells her that she got in a car accident because of Arlo and lost her baby and Scarlett lost her parents so she adopted her. Chelsey then explains that she was selfish and wanted her own kid just for her and wanted normalcy in her life for once, and she isn't sorry because adopting Scarlett was one of the best decisions of her life. Scarlett asks for information about her birth parents, and Chelsey guiltily admits she destroyed every file because she wanted no trace of Scarlett not being her kid and doesn't even know or remember Scarlett's birthname. Scarlett then blows up, asking her mom if she realizes how much she's fucked up her kids by keeping secrets from them. She asks if Bridget and Dodger are adopted too, to no answer. Scarlett then runs upstairs as Chelsey runs after her, apologizing, as Scarlett locks herself in her room. Chelsey, defeated and sobbing, leaves the house. Scarlett looks at pictures of her family and her faked birth certificate. She goes to the bathroom and picks up a bottle of pills. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. Crying and depressed, she takes a couple of pills and swallows. Muffy enters the house downstairs, calling for Chelsey to get ready for the rehearsal dinner. Swayne then enters the house again. Shocked, she turns around, where he taunts her, saying she was his best seller and now she and Chelsey are trying to go off on their own and steal his business away from him. Muffy denies, having no idea what he's talking about. He then pulls out a gun on her and the bag of Olive's weed, asking where the new strain come from. Muffy is completely confused and hides under the table as Swayne fires a shot into the ceiling. Muffy then stands up to Swayne and says he needs to go because he doesn't know what he's talking about and needs to stop being so paranoid. He then pushes Muffy against the wall with the gun against her head. Muffy begs for mercy, as Scarlett walks downstairs and asks what's going on. Swayne, shocked that there's a kid lowers his gun and apologizes. Scarlett tells him he should leave before she calls the cops and he does. She rushes to Muffy and checks if she's okay and asks Muffy to explain what's going on and Muffy says they'll talk later. Scarlett then breaks down crying, saying their family is falling apart. Muffy suggests they go to her place, because it's a safe space to get ready for the rehearsal. Meanwhile, Carol is at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting with Helena and Brook. After the meeting, Carol asks how Scarlett is doing at work, where Brook responds coldly, saying that their family is toxic to Scarlett. Brook then accuses Carol of helping her parents hide the truth about her adoption to her and how Carol is just a follower and can't even do the right thing in her life, which is why she's doomed to be a single alcoholic the rest of her life. Carol leaves without saying a word and gets in her car and cries. She drives to the Johnsons house, where she enters, sobbing. She starts rummaging through the cabinets and grabs a bottle of vodka. After staring at it for a long time, she starts downing half the bottle and goes on a drunken rampage through the house, throwing things and papers in the fireplace. She hears something outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the mantle and goes outside to investigate, leaving the door ajar. Later, Mick, Stu, Dodger, Niko, and Vangie collect at the house to go to the wedding rehearsal. Mick calls Chelsey, to no answer, and they assume they'll meet at the rehearsal space. Bridget later enters the house with Lydia, where they discover the lit fireplace and Carol's vodka bottle. Bridget, remembering the mimosa, suggests that they get drunk. Lydia refuses and leaves as Bridget starts drinking and gets hammered. Suddenly, she discovers that she's bleeding. Bridget encounters her first period, but because she's intoxicated, she thinks she has alcohol poisoning and is dying. Bridget then passes out on the ground after drinking too much and lays in a bloody mess on the ground. Berta walks up to the house and sees the ajar door. She enters and asks if anyone's home. After discovering Bridget on the ground by the vodka bottle, she freaks out and realizes that she was drunk and must've cut herself. After putting out the fire, she picks up her phone and calls Candice, saying "We have an emergency." Berta starts to get Bridget cleaned up, when Scarlett and Muffy return to the house, where they forgot to hide the gun and the weed Swayne left. They discover Bridget and Berta's debacle, and then freak out and decide to induce Bridget to vomit. They do so, but Bridget remains passed out. Berta and Scarlett decide they'll take Bridget to the ER and Muffy can go to the rehearsal. Muffy, remains flustered. Candice shows up, asking what the emergency was. Muffy tries to tell her nothing big is happening and they should go to the rehearsal. Esmé then walks up to the door to retrieve Swayne's gun, claiming it was his favorite. Candice, confused, asks what's going on. Esmé reveals that they believe Muffy isn't trying to take business away from them and Swayne is sorry. Esmé tells Muffy they can keep the weed and leaves. Candice asks what's going on and Muffy explains it's a long story that can wait till after the rehearsal. She explains that the world is falling down around them and they just need to play it cool and go to their rehearsal. Candice begins to get a headache and sits down and asks Muffy what she's been hiding from her. Muffy explains that they'll take after the rehearsal. Candice, in pain, sits down and starts crying. She notices the bag of weed on the table and decides to smoke a joint. In the middle of her joint, she suddenly collaspes to the ground. The joint his the spilled vodka on the ground and sets it ablaze. Twenty minutes later, Arlo shows up at the Johnson house, where he was ordered by Muffy to pick up Candice. As he pulls up, he sees fire trucks and ambulances parked outside. He runs out to check what's happened, but no one from the house is there. A fireman explains that a small fire was started but didn't ruin anything, however someone was found inside unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance, but not shown who it is because he doesn't live in the house. Arlo drives to the hospital, but isn't allowed to see the victim. He calls Mick, who's at the rehearsal with the kids and Stu and tells him to come to the ER quickly. As they drive, Mick calls Chelsey, Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer. When they get to the ER, they find Arlo, who realizes he's in public and becomes too flustered to explain what's going on. A nurse comes out and calms Mick down and takes him to the back, where she says the victim had no identification but substances were found in her body. As he enters the room, he sees Candice laying, unresponsive. The nurse explains she was smoking and passed out for unknown reasons, which started a fire in their house. Mick starts crying and runs down the hallway. Mick breaks down in the hallway, where he is brought back out to the waiting room. He identifies her as Candice to the nurse. Muffy arrives to the rehearsal where no one is there. She calls Arlo asking what happened and he explains that they're at the emergency room. Berta then calls Muffy, saying that they're going to miss the rehearsal, because they ran over to Carol's for advice about Bridget, who's drunk. Muffy swears and screams that their family is falling apart. Berta and Scarlett sit with a sobbing Carol, who's drunk. They ask how they can help wake up Bridget and Carol explains that Bridget will just have to sleep it off and she'll wake up in the morning. Scarlett then comforts Carol, who's upset to have broken her sobriety. Muffy shows up to the hospital, where they explain that Candice isn't doing good. She tries to head to the back, but isn't allowed because she isn't a spouse or blood relative. Muffy screams that they're going to be married tomorrow, but still isn't allowed back. Crying, she tells them to call Chelsey then. Chelsey sits in a car overlooking Duluth and Bender sits in the car with her. She sends Mick's call to voicemail and just talks about her life, how she feels like she's in too deep now and has kept too many secrets from her family. Bender assures her that everything she does is because she feels it protects her family. Suddenly, she receives a call from the hospital, asking if she's the sister and closest blood relative of Candice Slinkenhofner, which she responds yes to. They then tell her she needs to get to the hospital as quickly as possible and Chelsey begins driving. Bender asks if everything's okay, to which Chelsey responds "My sister has cancer."---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Chelsey when confronting her about trying to go off on her own, after he's been so kind to her after all the crap she's pulled
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Dukelow, Vang	
The episode opens up at Swayne's house at midnight, with Esmé, Bender, Chelsey, and Muffy all standing discussing the events of the night with Panera burning down. Swayne, furious, confronts everyone to make sure that it wasn't an arson by one of them. After swearing that they didn't burn it down, Chelsey pulls Bender outside to talk to him about what happened. Bender is defeated, thinking he lost all his hybrids, but Chelsey opens her trunk and revealed that she saved them. Bender is at first confused until Chelsey reveals she had a friend burn it down so they could start their growing operation. Bender is upset and furious, saying that Chelsey really messed up doing this, and Chelsey says that she should thank him that they have a fresh start available. Swayne then becomes nervous of the two talking and yells at them to come inside. He explains that they're going to lay low for a while because the police will be investigating who goes in and out of the house and that they all have a week off. After Chelsey and Muffy leave, Swayne confronts Bender and asks him about his close relationship with Chelsey. Bender insists that they're just strictly business partners and ex-coworkers. Swayne then forbids Bender from interacting with Chelsey anymore. The next morning, the Johnson family watch as Corrine delivers the news that the Panera burned down. Mick and Berta question Chelsey, who pretends to know nothing and is shocked. Their breakfast is cut short when Candice and Muffy come over and announce that their wedding will be in the next week and they'll be having a co-bachelorette party. They also ask Chelsey and Mick to be their Maid of Honor and Best Man at their wedding, which they accept. At the bachelorettes party, Candice, Muffy, Mick, Chelsey, as well as Stu, Carol, Arlo and Scarlett as the other members of their bridal party, all attempt to go roller blading and they all get incredibly drunk. They return back to Muffy and Candice's house, where they decide to get stick-and-poke tattoos. Mick picks a design from the Internet that's in Chinese. However, the night is cut short when Candice gets a throbbing headache and feels woozy. The next day, Stu gets a bad hangover and doesn't come into work. Mick then gets an idea to save the bar while watching security footage. He heads down to city hall where he confronts Olive for smoking weed in the alley of their bar. He then blackmails her into letting him continue the undercover brothel and he won't snitch about the drug-free zone mayor smoking pot. Olive, defeated, agrees to Mick's term. They talk about the bachelorette party, where he shows his tattoo. Lulu reveals that his Chinese tattoo is actually the Vietnamese words for "Chickin-in-a-Biskit". Chelsey visits Arlo at Tori's apartment, where she thanks him for his work with Panera. Arlo, still confused, asks for answers. Chelsey reveals that they need to lay low, but Chelsey wants to use him for part of an operation she's running. Arlo, confused, warns Chelsey about what she could be getting into. Meanwhile, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, Bridget, and Lydia are all playing hide and seek when Dodger finds that Bulldog Chicken has laid another egg. Bridget comes up, excited that they might have another chick. Dodger then purposely drops it on the ground, which scares and devastates Bridget. Vangie then pulls Dodger away and asks him if he's okay because he hasn't been acting himself lately. Dodger avoids the questions, saying that he's fine and they shouldn't worry about him. Vangie comforts Bridget and tells her that they need to talk to someone about Dodger. As the week goes on, Chelsey tries to get in contact with Bender who ignores her. Scarlett continues working where she's grown closer with Brook, who's been helping her with how to deal with asking her parents if she was adopted. When on a date with Saffron, she suggests to Scarlett that maybe it might be better to just not know and just wait to become an adult so she can distance herself from her parents. Scarlett becomes furious that Saffron would suggest just ignoring the biggest kept secret of her entire life. Saffron tries to explain she misunderstood Scarlett, saying that her parents are unpredictable and who knows if the answer Scarlett is looking for is the answer they'll give. Saffron the explains that she's been happy that she seperated herself from her parents and she's happy with the life she's made for herself on her own free from the mistakes her parents made. Scarlett then leaves saying Saffron has no place to critique how her parents raised her. Finally, the day of the wedding rehearsal has arrived. Chelsey finally meets up with Bender, after being ignored for a week. She returns his hybrids to him, where Bender is glad. They pick the buds and package them up and decide to test their new product out on their best customer. They drive to city hall where they walk in on Olive and Dell "The Sauce" having sex. Olive shoos him out and Bender introduces their new product. Olive smokes it, and has the best high she's ever had. Impressed, she buys the whole lot off of Bender, and he exclaims maybe they do need to start a growing operation. Olive makes them swear that they don't talk about her and Dell. Stu shows up at work at the bar, where he's shocked to learn that the bar is a brothel again. He confronts Mick, who said that he blackmailed Olive so that the bar didn't fall under and could stay in business. Stu is then upset that Mick did this without his permission and he once again has tainted the name of the Fainting Goat, which Mick laughs at. Stu then tells Mick that he's had it with him meddling in his life and leaves the bar. Swayne shows up at Olive's office, where he asks for information about the Panera that burned down and the possibility of reopening it back up again. Olive, who's high out of her mind, isn't able to give a straight answer to him. Swayne laughs at Olive being high, and asks where she gets her weed from. She doesn't tell him, but he ends up finding her stash that she didn't hide to well. He looks at the strain, impressed, asks who her dealer is. Olive becomes scared as Swayne grows more intense. Chelsey is back at home, when there's a knock at the door. Swayne then barges in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey denies Swayne and says she doesn't have time for him and needs to get ready for her sister's wedding rehearsal. He laughs and turns to leave, notices the time, 4:20, flicks his lighter are her and tells him to "Blaze it". After he leaves, Chelsey calls Bender and tells him that they're going to have issues and Swayne might be onto them. Suddenly, Scarlett enters the house and walks to her mother sternly. Chelsey asks her how she's doing, acknowledging that they've all been busy lately. Scarlett then simply asks her "Mom, am I adopted?" Chelsey, stunned, doesn't know what to say. Scarlett then starts crying, saying she knew it. Chelsey tries to explain that Scarlett doesn't know what she's talking about and now isn't the time to have this conversation. Scarlett then gets enraged, accusing her mother of hiding this from her all her life. Chelsey then gets angry back and admits it to Scarlett, asking her if this is what she wanted to know. She blows up and tells her that she got in a car accident because of Arlo and lost her baby and Scarlett lost her parents so she adopted her. Chelsey then explains that she was selfish and wanted her own kid just for her and wanted normalcy in her life for once, and she isn't sorry because adopting Scarlett was one of the best decisions of her life. Scarlett asks for information about her birth parents, and Chelsey guiltily admits she destroyed every file because she wanted no trace of Scarlett not being her kid and doesn't even know or remember Scarlett's birthname. Scarlett then blows up, asking her mom if she realizes how much she's fucked up her kids by keeping secrets from them. She asks if Bridget and Dodger are adopted too, to no answer. Scarlett then runs upstairs as Chelsey runs after her, apologizing, as Scarlett locks herself in her room. Chelsey, defeated and sobbing, leaves the house. Scarlett looks at pictures of her family and her faked birth certificate. She goes to the bathroom and picks up a bottle of pills. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. Crying and depressed, she takes a couple of pills and swallows. Muffy enters the house downstairs, calling for Chelsey to get ready for the rehearsal dinner. Swayne then enters the house again. Shocked, she turns around, where he taunts her, saying she was his best seller and now she and Chelsey are trying to go off on their own and steal his business away from him. Muffy denies, having no idea what he's talking about. He then pulls out a gun on her and the bag of Olive's weed, asking where the new strain come from. Muffy is completely confused and hides under the table as Swayne fires a shot into the ceiling. Muffy then stands up to Swayne and says he needs to go because he doesn't know what he's talking about and needs to stop being so paranoid. He then pushes Muffy against the wall with the gun against her head. Muffy begs for mercy, as Scarlett walks downstairs and asks what's going on. Swayne, shocked that there's a kid lowers his gun and apologizes. Scarlett tells him he should leave before she calls the cops and he does. She rushes to Muffy and checks if she's okay and asks Muffy to explain what's going on and Muffy says they'll talk later. Scarlett then breaks down crying, saying their family is falling apart. Muffy suggests they go to her place, because it's a safe space to get ready for the rehearsal. Meanwhile, Carol is at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting with Helena and Brook. After the meeting, Carol asks how Scarlett is doing at work, where Brook responds coldly, saying that their family is toxic to Scarlett. Brook then accuses Carol of helping her parents hide the truth about her adoption to her and how Carol is just a follower and can't even do the right thing in her life, which is why she's doomed to be a single alcoholic the rest of her life. Carol leaves without saying a word and gets in her car and cries. She drives to the Johnsons house, where she enters, sobbing. She starts rummaging through the cabinets and grabs a bottle of vodka. After staring at it for a long time, she starts downing half the bottle and goes on a drunken rampage through the house, throwing things and papers in the fireplace. She hears something outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the mantle and goes outside to investigate, leaving the door ajar. Later, Mick, Stu, Dodger, Niko, and Vangie collect at the house to go to the wedding rehearsal. Mick calls Chelsey, to no answer, and they assume they'll meet at the rehearsal space. Bridget later enters the house with Lydia, where they discover the lit fireplace and Carol's vodka bottle. Bridget, remembering the mimosa, suggests that they get drunk. Lydia refuses and leaves as Bridget starts drinking and gets hammered. Suddenly, she discovers that she's bleeding. Bridget encounters her first period, but because she's intoxicated, she thinks she has alcohol poisoning and is dying. Bridget then passes out on the ground after drinking too much and lays in a bloody mess on the ground. Berta walks up to the house and sees the ajar door. She enters and asks if anyone's home. After discovering Bridget on the ground by the vodka bottle, she freaks out and realizes that she was drunk and must've cut herself. After putting out the fire, she picks up her phone and calls Candice, saying "We have an emergency." Berta starts to get Bridget cleaned up, when Scarlett and Muffy return to the house, where they forgot to hide the gun and the weed Swayne left. They discover Bridget and Berta's debacle, and then freak out and decide to induce Bridget to vomit. They do so, but Bridget remains passed out. Berta and Scarlett decide they'll take Bridget to the ER and Muffy can go to the rehearsal. Muffy, remains flustered. Candice shows up, asking what the emergency was. Muffy tries to tell her nothing big is happening and they should go to the rehearsal. Esmé then walks up to the door to retrieve Swayne's gun, claiming it was his favorite. Candice, confused, asks what's going on. Esmé reveals that they believe Muffy isn't trying to take business away from them and Swayne is sorry. Esmé tells Muffy they can keep the weed and leaves. Candice asks what's going on and Muffy explains it's a long story that can wait till after the rehearsal. She explains that the world is falling down around them and they just need to play it cool and go to their rehearsal. Candice begins to get a headache and sits down and asks Muffy what she's been hiding from her. Muffy explains that they'll take after the rehearsal. Candice, in pain, sits down and starts crying. She notices the bag of weed on the table and decides to smoke a joint. In the middle of her joint, she suddenly collaspes to the ground. The joint his the spilled vodka on the ground and sets it ablaze. Twenty minutes later, Arlo shows up at the Johnson house, where he was ordered by Muffy to pick up Candice. As he pulls up, he sees fire trucks and ambulances parked outside. He runs out to check what's happened, but no one from the house is there. A fireman explains that a small fire was started but didn't ruin anything, however someone was found inside unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance, but not shown who it is because he doesn't live in the house. Arlo drives to the hospital, but isn't allowed to see the victim. He calls Mick, who's at the rehearsal with the kids and Stu and tells him to come to the ER quickly. As they drive, Mick calls Chelsey, Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer. When they get to the ER, they find Arlo, who realizes he's in public and becomes too flustered to explain what's going on. A nurse comes out and calms Mick down and takes him to the back, where she says the victim had no identification but substances were found in her body. As he enters the room, he sees Candice laying, unresponsive. The nurse explains she was smoking and passed out for unknown reasons, which started a fire in their house. Mick starts crying and runs down the hallway. Mick breaks down in the hallway, where he is brought back out to the waiting room. He identifies her as Candice to the nurse. Muffy arrives to the rehearsal where no one is there. She calls Arlo asking what happened and he explains that they're at the emergency room. Berta then calls Muffy, saying that they're going to miss the rehearsal, because they ran over to Carol's for advice about Bridget, who's drunk. Muffy swears and screams that their family is falling apart. Berta and Scarlett sit with a sobbing Carol, who's drunk. They ask how they can help wake up Bridget and Carol explains that Bridget will just have to sleep it off and she'll wake up in the morning. Scarlett then comforts Carol, who's upset to have broken her sobriety. Muffy shows up to the hospital, where they explain that Candice isn't doing good. She tries to head to the back, but isn't allowed because she isn't a spouse or blood relative. Muffy screams that they're going to be married tomorrow, but still isn't allowed back. Crying, she tells them to call Chelsey then. Chelsey sits in a car overlooking Duluth and Bender sits in the car with her. She sends Mick's call to voicemail and just talks about her life, how she feels like she's in too deep now and has kept too many secrets from her family. Bender assures her that everything she does is because she feels it protects her family. Suddenly, she receives a call from the hospital, asking if she's the sister and closest blood relative of Candice Slinkenhofner, which she responds yes to. They then tell her she needs to get to the hospital as quickly as possible and Chelsey begins driving. Bender asks if everything's okay, to which Chelsey responds "My sister has cancer."---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Chelsey when confronting her about trying to go off on her own, after he's been so kind to her after all the crap she's pulled
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Dukelow, Vang	
The episode opens up at Swayne's house at midnight, with Esmé, Bender, Chelsey, and Muffy all standing discussing the events of the night with Panera burning down. Swayne, furious, confronts everyone to make sure that it wasn't an arson by one of them. After swearing that they didn't burn it down, Chelsey pulls Bender outside to talk to him about what happened. Bender is defeated, thinking he lost all his hybrids, but Chelsey opens her trunk and revealed that she saved them. Bender is at first confused until Chelsey reveals she had a friend burn it down so they could start their growing operation. Bender is upset and furious, saying that Chelsey really messed up doing this, and Chelsey says that she should thank him that they have a fresh start available. Swayne then becomes nervous of the two talking and yells at them to come inside. He explains that they're going to lay low for a while because the police will be investigating who goes in and out of the house and that they all have a week off. After Chelsey and Muffy leave, Swayne confronts Bender and asks him about his close relationship with Chelsey. Bender insists that they're just strictly business partners and ex-coworkers. Swayne then forbids Bender from interacting with Chelsey anymore. The next morning, the Johnson family watch as Corrine delivers the news that the Panera burned down. Mick and Berta question Chelsey, who pretends to know nothing and is shocked. Their breakfast is cut short when Candice and Muffy come over and announce that their wedding will be in the next week and they'll be having a co-bachelorette party. They also ask Chelsey and Mick to be their Maid of Honor and Best Man at their wedding, which they accept. At the bachelorettes party, Candice, Muffy, Mick, Chelsey, as well as Stu, Carol, Arlo and Scarlett as the other members of their bridal party, all attempt to go roller blading and they all get incredibly drunk. They return back to Muffy and Candice's house, where they decide to get stick-and-poke tattoos. Mick picks a design from the Internet that's in Chinese. However, the night is cut short when Candice gets a throbbing headache and feels woozy. The next day, Stu gets a bad hangover and doesn't come into work. Mick then gets an idea to save the bar while watching security footage. He heads down to city hall where he confronts Olive for smoking weed in the alley of their bar. He then blackmails her into letting him continue the undercover brothel and he won't snitch about the drug-free zone mayor smoking pot. Olive, defeated, agrees to Mick's term. They talk about the bachelorette party, where he shows his tattoo. Lulu reveals that his Chinese tattoo is actually the Vietnamese words for "Chickin-in-a-Biskit". Chelsey visits Arlo at Tori's apartment, where she thanks him for his work with Panera. Arlo, still confused, asks for answers. Chelsey reveals that they need to lay low, but Chelsey wants to use him for part of an operation she's running. Arlo, confused, warns Chelsey about what she could be getting into. Meanwhile, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, Bridget, and Lydia are all playing hide and seek when Dodger finds that Bulldog Chicken has laid another egg. Bridget comes up, excited that they might have another chick. Dodger then purposely drops it on the ground, which scares and devastates Bridget. Vangie then pulls Dodger away and asks him if he's okay because he hasn't been acting himself lately. Dodger avoids the questions, saying that he's fine and they shouldn't worry about him. Vangie comforts Bridget and tells her that they need to talk to someone about Dodger. As the week goes on, Chelsey tries to get in contact with Bender who ignores her. Scarlett continues working where she's grown closer with Brook, who's been helping her with how to deal with asking her parents if she was adopted. When on a date with Saffron, she suggests to Scarlett that maybe it might be better to just not know and just wait to become an adult so she can distance herself from her parents. Scarlett becomes furious that Saffron would suggest just ignoring the biggest kept secret of her entire life. Saffron tries to explain she misunderstood Scarlett, saying that her parents are unpredictable and who knows if the answer Scarlett is looking for is the answer they'll give. Saffron the explains that she's been happy that she seperated herself from her parents and she's happy with the life she's made for herself on her own free from the mistakes her parents made. Scarlett then leaves saying Saffron has no place to critique how her parents raised her. Finally, the day of the wedding rehearsal has arrived. Chelsey finally meets up with Bender, after being ignored for a week. She returns his hybrids to him, where Bender is glad. They pick the buds and package them up and decide to test their new product out on their best customer. They drive to city hall where they walk in on Olive and Dell "The Sauce" having sex. Olive shoos him out and Bender introduces their new product. Olive smokes it, and has the best high she's ever had. Impressed, she buys the whole lot off of Bender, and he exclaims maybe they do need to start a growing operation. Olive makes them swear that they don't talk about her and Dell. Stu shows up at work at the bar, where he's shocked to learn that the bar is a brothel again. He confronts Mick, who said that he blackmailed Olive so that the bar didn't fall under and could stay in business. Stu is then upset that Mick did this without his permission and he once again has tainted the name of the Fainting Goat, which Mick laughs at. Stu then tells Mick that he's had it with him meddling in his life and leaves the bar. Swayne shows up at Olive's office, where he asks for information about the Panera that burned down and the possibility of reopening it back up again. Olive, who's high out of her mind, isn't able to give a straight answer to him. Swayne laughs at Olive being high, and asks where she gets her weed from. She doesn't tell him, but he ends up finding her stash that she didn't hide to well. He looks at the strain, impressed, asks who her dealer is. Olive becomes scared as Swayne grows more intense. Chelsey is back at home, when there's a knock at the door. Swayne then barges in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey denies Swayne and says she doesn't have time for him and needs to get ready for her sister's wedding rehearsal. He laughs and turns to leave, notices the time, 4:20, flicks his lighter are her and tells him to "Blaze it". After he leaves, Chelsey calls Bender and tells him that they're going to have issues and Swayne might be onto them. Suddenly, Scarlett enters the house and walks to her mother sternly. Chelsey asks her how she's doing, acknowledging that they've all been busy lately. Scarlett then simply asks her "Mom, am I adopted?" Chelsey, stunned, doesn't know what to say. Scarlett then starts crying, saying she knew it. Chelsey tries to explain that Scarlett doesn't know what she's talking about and now isn't the time to have this conversation. Scarlett then gets enraged, accusing her mother of hiding this from her all her life. Chelsey then gets angry back and admits it to Scarlett, asking her if this is what she wanted to know. She blows up and tells her that she got in a car accident because of Arlo and lost her baby and Scarlett lost her parents so she adopted her. Chelsey then explains that she was selfish and wanted her own kid just for her and wanted normalcy in her life for once, and she isn't sorry because adopting Scarlett was one of the best decisions of her life. Scarlett asks for information about her birth parents, and Chelsey guiltily admits she destroyed every file because she wanted no trace of Scarlett not being her kid and doesn't even know or remember Scarlett's birthname. Scarlett then blows up, asking her mom if she realizes how much she's fucked up her kids by keeping secrets from them. She asks if Bridget and Dodger are adopted too, to no answer. Scarlett then runs upstairs as Chelsey runs after her, apologizing, as Scarlett locks herself in her room. Chelsey, defeated and sobbing, leaves the house. Scarlett looks at pictures of her family and her faked birth certificate. She goes to the bathroom and picks up a bottle of pills. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. Crying and depressed, she takes a couple of pills and swallows. Muffy enters the house downstairs, calling for Chelsey to get ready for the rehearsal dinner. Swayne then enters the house again. Shocked, she turns around, where he taunts her, saying she was his best seller and now she and Chelsey are trying to go off on their own and steal his business away from him. Muffy denies, having no idea what he's talking about. He then pulls out a gun on her and the bag of Olive's weed, asking where the new strain come from. Muffy is completely confused and hides under the table as Swayne fires a shot into the ceiling. Muffy then stands up to Swayne and says he needs to go because he doesn't know what he's talking about and needs to stop being so paranoid. He then pushes Muffy against the wall with the gun against her head. Muffy begs for mercy, as Scarlett walks downstairs and asks what's going on. Swayne, shocked that there's a kid lowers his gun and apologizes. Scarlett tells him he should leave before she calls the cops and he does. She rushes to Muffy and checks if she's okay and asks Muffy to explain what's going on and Muffy says they'll talk later. Scarlett then breaks down crying, saying their family is falling apart. Muffy suggests they go to her place, because it's a safe space to get ready for the rehearsal. Meanwhile, Carol is at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting with Helena and Brook. After the meeting, Carol asks how Scarlett is doing at work, where Brook responds coldly, saying that their family is toxic to Scarlett. Brook then accuses Carol of helping her parents hide the truth about her adoption to her and how Carol is just a follower and can't even do the right thing in her life, which is why she's doomed to be a single alcoholic the rest of her life. Carol leaves without saying a word and gets in her car and cries. She drives to the Johnsons house, where she enters, sobbing. She starts rummaging through the cabinets and grabs a bottle of vodka. After staring at it for a long time, she starts downing half the bottle and goes on a drunken rampage through the house, throwing things and papers in the fireplace. She hears something outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the mantle and goes outside to investigate, leaving the door ajar. Later, Mick, Stu, Dodger, Niko, and Vangie collect at the house to go to the wedding rehearsal. Mick calls Chelsey, to no answer, and they assume they'll meet at the rehearsal space. Bridget later enters the house with Lydia, where they discover the lit fireplace and Carol's vodka bottle. Bridget, remembering the mimosa, suggests that they get drunk. Lydia refuses and leaves as Bridget starts drinking and gets hammered. Suddenly, she discovers that she's bleeding. Bridget encounters her first period, but because she's intoxicated, she thinks she has alcohol poisoning and is dying. Bridget then passes out on the ground after drinking too much and lays in a bloody mess on the ground. Berta walks up to the house and sees the ajar door. She enters and asks if anyone's home. After discovering Bridget on the ground by the vodka bottle, she freaks out and realizes that she was drunk and must've cut herself. After putting out the fire, she picks up her phone and calls Candice, saying "We have an emergency." Berta starts to get Bridget cleaned up, when Scarlett and Muffy return to the house, where they forgot to hide the gun and the weed Swayne left. They discover Bridget and Berta's debacle, and then freak out and decide to induce Bridget to vomit. They do so, but Bridget remains passed out. Berta and Scarlett decide they'll take Bridget to the ER and Muffy can go to the rehearsal. Muffy, remains flustered. Candice shows up, asking what the emergency was. Muffy tries to tell her nothing big is happening and they should go to the rehearsal. Esmé then walks up to the door to retrieve Swayne's gun, claiming it was his favorite. Candice, confused, asks what's going on. Esmé reveals that they believe Muffy isn't trying to take business away from them and Swayne is sorry. Esmé tells Muffy they can keep the weed and leaves. Candice asks what's going on and Muffy explains it's a long story that can wait till after the rehearsal. She explains that the world is falling down around them and they just need to play it cool and go to their rehearsal. Candice begins to get a headache and sits down and asks Muffy what she's been hiding from her. Muffy explains that they'll take after the rehearsal. Candice, in pain, sits down and starts crying. She notices the bag of weed on the table and decides to smoke a joint. In the middle of her joint, she suddenly collaspes to the ground. The joint his the spilled vodka on the ground and sets it ablaze. Twenty minutes later, Arlo shows up at the Johnson house, where he was ordered by Muffy to pick up Candice. As he pulls up, he sees fire trucks and ambulances parked outside. He runs out to check what's happened, but no one from the house is there. A fireman explains that a small fire was started but didn't ruin anything, however someone was found inside unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance, but not shown who it is because he doesn't live in the house. Arlo drives to the hospital, but isn't allowed to see the victim. He calls Mick, who's at the rehearsal with the kids and Stu and tells him to come to the ER quickly. As they drive, Mick calls Chelsey, Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer. When they get to the ER, they find Arlo, who realizes he's in public and becomes too flustered to explain what's going on. A nurse comes out and calms Mick down and takes him to the back, where she says the victim had no identification but substances were found in her body. As he enters the room, he sees Candice laying, unresponsive. The nurse explains she was smoking and passed out for unknown reasons, which started a fire in their house. Mick starts crying and runs down the hallway. Mick breaks down in the hallway, where he is brought back out to the waiting room. He identifies her as Candice to the nurse. Muffy arrives to the rehearsal where no one is there. She calls Arlo asking what happened and he explains that they're at the emergency room. Berta then calls Muffy, saying that they're going to miss the rehearsal, because they ran over to Carol's for advice about Bridget, who's drunk. Muffy swears and screams that their family is falling apart. Berta and Scarlett sit with a sobbing Carol, who's drunk. They ask how they can help wake up Bridget and Carol explains that Bridget will just have to sleep it off and she'll wake up in the morning. Scarlett then comforts Carol, who's upset to have broken her sobriety. Muffy shows up to the hospital, where they explain that Candice isn't doing good. She tries to head to the back, but isn't allowed because she isn't a spouse or blood relative. Muffy screams that they're going to be married tomorrow, but still isn't allowed back. Crying, she tells them to call Chelsey then. Chelsey sits in a car overlooking Duluth and Bender sits in the car with her. She sends Mick's call to voicemail and just talks about her life, how she feels like she's in too deep now and has kept too many secrets from her family. Bender assures her that everything she does is because she feels it protects her family. Suddenly, she receives a call from the hospital, asking if she's the sister and closest blood relative of Candice Slinkenhofner, which she responds yes to. They then tell her she needs to get to the hospital as quickly as possible and Chelsey begins driving. Bender asks if everything's okay, to which Chelsey responds "My sister has cancer."---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Chelsey when confronting her about trying to go off on her own, after he's been so kind to her after all the crap she's pulled
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Dukelow, Vang	
The episode opens up at Swayne's house at midnight, with Esmé, Bender, Chelsey, and Muffy all standing discussing the events of the night with Panera burning down. Swayne, furious, confronts everyone to make sure that it wasn't an arson by one of them. After swearing that they didn't burn it down, Chelsey pulls Bender outside to talk to him about what happened. Bender is defeated, thinking he lost all his hybrids, but Chelsey opens her trunk and revealed that she saved them. Bender is at first confused until Chelsey reveals she had a friend burn it down so they could start their growing operation. Bender is upset and furious, saying that Chelsey really messed up doing this, and Chelsey says that she should thank him that they have a fresh start available. Swayne then becomes nervous of the two talking and yells at them to come inside. He explains that they're going to lay low for a while because the police will be investigating who goes in and out of the house and that they all have a week off. After Chelsey and Muffy leave, Swayne confronts Bender and asks him about his close relationship with Chelsey. Bender insists that they're just strictly business partners and ex-coworkers. Swayne then forbids Bender from interacting with Chelsey anymore. The next morning, the Johnson family watch as Corrine delivers the news that the Panera burned down. Mick and Berta question Chelsey, who pretends to know nothing and is shocked. Their breakfast is cut short when Candice and Muffy come over and announce that their wedding will be in the next week and they'll be having a co-bachelorette party. They also ask Chelsey and Mick to be their Maid of Honor and Best Man at their wedding, which they accept. At the bachelorettes party, Candice, Muffy, Mick, Chelsey, as well as Stu, Carol, Arlo and Scarlett as the other members of their bridal party, all attempt to go roller blading and they all get incredibly drunk. They return back to Muffy and Candice's house, where they decide to get stick-and-poke tattoos. Mick picks a design from the Internet that's in Chinese. However, the night is cut short when Candice gets a throbbing headache and feels woozy. The next day, Stu gets a bad hangover and doesn't come into work. Mick then gets an idea to save the bar while watching security footage. He heads down to city hall where he confronts Olive for smoking weed in the alley of their bar. He then blackmails her into letting him continue the undercover brothel and he won't snitch about the drug-free zone mayor smoking pot. Olive, defeated, agrees to Mick's term. They talk about the bachelorette party, where he shows his tattoo. Lulu reveals that his Chinese tattoo is actually the Vietnamese words for "Chickin-in-a-Biskit". Chelsey visits Arlo at Tori's apartment, where she thanks him for his work with Panera. Arlo, still confused, asks for answers. Chelsey reveals that they need to lay low, but Chelsey wants to use him for part of an operation she's running. Arlo, confused, warns Chelsey about what she could be getting into. Meanwhile, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, Bridget, and Lydia are all playing hide and seek when Dodger finds that Bulldog Chicken has laid another egg. Bridget comes up, excited that they might have another chick. Dodger then purposely drops it on the ground, which scares and devastates Bridget. Vangie then pulls Dodger away and asks him if he's okay because he hasn't been acting himself lately. Dodger avoids the questions, saying that he's fine and they shouldn't worry about him. Vangie comforts Bridget and tells her that they need to talk to someone about Dodger. As the week goes on, Chelsey tries to get in contact with Bender who ignores her. Scarlett continues working where she's grown closer with Brook, who's been helping her with how to deal with asking her parents if she was adopted. When on a date with Saffron, she suggests to Scarlett that maybe it might be better to just not know and just wait to become an adult so she can distance herself from her parents. Scarlett becomes furious that Saffron would suggest just ignoring the biggest kept secret of her entire life. Saffron tries to explain she misunderstood Scarlett, saying that her parents are unpredictable and who knows if the answer Scarlett is looking for is the answer they'll give. Saffron the explains that she's been happy that she seperated herself from her parents and she's happy with the life she's made for herself on her own free from the mistakes her parents made. Scarlett then leaves saying Saffron has no place to critique how her parents raised her. Finally, the day of the wedding rehearsal has arrived. Chelsey finally meets up with Bender, after being ignored for a week. She returns his hybrids to him, where Bender is glad. They pick the buds and package them up and decide to test their new product out on their best customer. They drive to city hall where they walk in on Olive and Dell "The Sauce" having sex. Olive shoos him out and Bender introduces their new product. Olive smokes it, and has the best high she's ever had. Impressed, she buys the whole lot off of Bender, and he exclaims maybe they do need to start a growing operation. Olive makes them swear that they don't talk about her and Dell. Stu shows up at work at the bar, where he's shocked to learn that the bar is a brothel again. He confronts Mick, who said that he blackmailed Olive so that the bar didn't fall under and could stay in business. Stu is then upset that Mick did this without his permission and he once again has tainted the name of the Fainting Goat, which Mick laughs at. Stu then tells Mick that he's had it with him meddling in his life and leaves the bar. Swayne shows up at Olive's office, where he asks for information about the Panera that burned down and the possibility of reopening it back up again. Olive, who's high out of her mind, isn't able to give a straight answer to him. Swayne laughs at Olive being high, and asks where she gets her weed from. She doesn't tell him, but he ends up finding her stash that she didn't hide to well. He looks at the strain, impressed, asks who her dealer is. Olive becomes scared as Swayne grows more intense. Chelsey is back at home, when there's a knock at the door. Swayne then barges in and confronts Chelsey about trying to expand business on her own. Chelsey denies Swayne and says she doesn't have time for him and needs to get ready for her sister's wedding rehearsal. He laughs and turns to leave, notices the time, 4:20, flicks his lighter are her and tells him to "Blaze it". After he leaves, Chelsey calls Bender and tells him that they're going to have issues and Swayne might be onto them. Suddenly, Scarlett enters the house and walks to her mother sternly. Chelsey asks her how she's doing, acknowledging that they've all been busy lately. Scarlett then simply asks her "Mom, am I adopted?" Chelsey, stunned, doesn't know what to say. Scarlett then starts crying, saying she knew it. Chelsey tries to explain that Scarlett doesn't know what she's talking about and now isn't the time to have this conversation. Scarlett then gets enraged, accusing her mother of hiding this from her all her life. Chelsey then gets angry back and admits it to Scarlett, asking her if this is what she wanted to know. She blows up and tells her that she got in a car accident because of Arlo and lost her baby and Scarlett lost her parents so she adopted her. Chelsey then explains that she was selfish and wanted her own kid just for her and wanted normalcy in her life for once, and she isn't sorry because adopting Scarlett was one of the best decisions of her life. Scarlett asks for information about her birth parents, and Chelsey guiltily admits she destroyed every file because she wanted no trace of Scarlett not being her kid and doesn't even know or remember Scarlett's birthname. Scarlett then blows up, asking her mom if she realizes how much she's fucked up her kids by keeping secrets from them. She asks if Bridget and Dodger are adopted too, to no answer. Scarlett then runs upstairs as Chelsey runs after her, apologizing, as Scarlett locks herself in her room. Chelsey, defeated and sobbing, leaves the house. Scarlett looks at pictures of her family and her faked birth certificate. She goes to the bathroom and picks up a bottle of pills. She receives a call from Saffron, which she sends to voicemail. Crying and depressed, she takes a couple of pills and swallows. Muffy enters the house downstairs, calling for Chelsey to get ready for the rehearsal dinner. Swayne then enters the house again. Shocked, she turns around, where he taunts her, saying she was his best seller and now she and Chelsey are trying to go off on their own and steal his business away from him. Muffy denies, having no idea what he's talking about. He then pulls out a gun on her and the bag of Olive's weed, asking where the new strain come from. Muffy is completely confused and hides under the table as Swayne fires a shot into the ceiling. Muffy then stands up to Swayne and says he needs to go because he doesn't know what he's talking about and needs to stop being so paranoid. He then pushes Muffy against the wall with the gun against her head. Muffy begs for mercy, as Scarlett walks downstairs and asks what's going on. Swayne, shocked that there's a kid lowers his gun and apologizes. Scarlett tells him he should leave before she calls the cops and he does. She rushes to Muffy and checks if she's okay and asks Muffy to explain what's going on and Muffy says they'll talk later. Scarlett then breaks down crying, saying their family is falling apart. Muffy suggests they go to her place, because it's a safe space to get ready for the rehearsal. Meanwhile, Carol is at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting with Helena and Brook. After the meeting, Carol asks how Scarlett is doing at work, where Brook responds coldly, saying that their family is toxic to Scarlett. Brook then accuses Carol of helping her parents hide the truth about her adoption to her and how Carol is just a follower and can't even do the right thing in her life, which is why she's doomed to be a single alcoholic the rest of her life. Carol leaves without saying a word and gets in her car and cries. She drives to the Johnsons house, where she enters, sobbing. She starts rummaging through the cabinets and grabs a bottle of vodka. After staring at it for a long time, she starts downing half the bottle and goes on a drunken rampage through the house, throwing things and papers in the fireplace. She hears something outside and leaves the bottle of vodka on the mantle and goes outside to investigate, leaving the door ajar. Later, Mick, Stu, Dodger, Niko, and Vangie collect at the house to go to the wedding rehearsal. Mick calls Chelsey, to no answer, and they assume they'll meet at the rehearsal space. Bridget later enters the house with Lydia, where they discover the lit fireplace and Carol's vodka bottle. Bridget, remembering the mimosa, suggests that they get drunk. Lydia refuses and leaves as Bridget starts drinking and gets hammered. Suddenly, she discovers that she's bleeding. Bridget encounters her first period, but because she's intoxicated, she thinks she has alcohol poisoning and is dying. Bridget then passes out on the ground after drinking too much and lays in a bloody mess on the ground. Berta walks up to the house and sees the ajar door. She enters and asks if anyone's home. After discovering Bridget on the ground by the vodka bottle, she freaks out and realizes that she was drunk and must've cut herself. After putting out the fire, she picks up her phone and calls Candice, saying "We have an emergency." Berta starts to get Bridget cleaned up, when Scarlett and Muffy return to the house, where they forgot to hide the gun and the weed Swayne left. They discover Bridget and Berta's debacle, and then freak out and decide to induce Bridget to vomit. They do so, but Bridget remains passed out. Berta and Scarlett decide they'll take Bridget to the ER and Muffy can go to the rehearsal. Muffy, remains flustered. Candice shows up, asking what the emergency was. Muffy tries to tell her nothing big is happening and they should go to the rehearsal. Esmé then walks up to the door to retrieve Swayne's gun, claiming it was his favorite. Candice, confused, asks what's going on. Esmé reveals that they believe Muffy isn't trying to take business away from them and Swayne is sorry. Esmé tells Muffy they can keep the weed and leaves. Candice asks what's going on and Muffy explains it's a long story that can wait till after the rehearsal. She explains that the world is falling down around them and they just need to play it cool and go to their rehearsal. Candice begins to get a headache and sits down and asks Muffy what she's been hiding from her. Muffy explains that they'll take after the rehearsal. Candice, in pain, sits down and starts crying. She notices the bag of weed on the table and decides to smoke a joint. In the middle of her joint, she suddenly collaspes to the ground. The joint his the spilled vodka on the ground and sets it ablaze. Twenty minutes later, Arlo shows up at the Johnson house, where he was ordered by Muffy to pick up Candice. As he pulls up, he sees fire trucks and ambulances parked outside. He runs out to check what's happened, but no one from the house is there. A fireman explains that a small fire was started but didn't ruin anything, however someone was found inside unconscious and unresponsive. Arlo is led to the back of the ambulance, but not shown who it is because he doesn't live in the house. Arlo drives to the hospital, but isn't allowed to see the victim. He calls Mick, who's at the rehearsal with the kids and Stu and tells him to come to the ER quickly. As they drive, Mick calls Chelsey, Carol, Scarlett, and Bridget to no answer. When they get to the ER, they find Arlo, who realizes he's in public and becomes too flustered to explain what's going on. A nurse comes out and calms Mick down and takes him to the back, where she says the victim had no identification but substances were found in her body. As he enters the room, he sees Candice laying, unresponsive. The nurse explains she was smoking and passed out for unknown reasons, which started a fire in their house. Mick starts crying and runs down the hallway. Mick breaks down in the hallway, where he is brought back out to the waiting room. He identifies her as Candice to the nurse. Muffy arrives to the rehearsal where no one is there. She calls Arlo asking what happened and he explains that they're at the emergency room. Berta then calls Muffy, saying that they're going to miss the rehearsal, because they ran over to Carol's for advice about Bridget, who's drunk. Muffy swears and screams that their family is falling apart. Berta and Scarlett sit with a sobbing Carol, who's drunk. They ask how they can help wake up Bridget and Carol explains that Bridget will just have to sleep it off and she'll wake up in the morning. Scarlett then comforts Carol, who's upset to have broken her sobriety. Muffy shows up to the hospital, where they explain that Candice isn't doing good. She tries to head to the back, but isn't allowed because she isn't a spouse or blood relative. Muffy screams that they're going to be married tomorrow, but still isn't allowed back. Crying, she tells them to call Chelsey then. Chelsey sits in a car overlooking Duluth and Bender sits in the car with her. She sends Mick's call to voicemail and just talks about her life, how she feels like she's in too deep now and has kept too many secrets from her family. Bender assures her that everything she does is because she feels it protects her family. Suddenly, she receives a call from the hospital, asking if she's the sister and closest blood relative of Candice Slinkenhofner, which she responds yes to. They then tell her she needs to get to the hospital as quickly as possible and Chelsey begins driving. Bender asks if everything's okay, to which Chelsey responds "My sister has cancer."---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Chelsey when confronting her about trying to go off on her own, after he's been so kind to her after all the crap she's pulled
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Carlson, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Wanke, Fuller, Dukelow, Vang
 	 	 	 			
40 	10 	"Not Even On Crutch-ayes" 	January 2017 			
Picking up from last episode, Chelsey pulls up to the hospital and charges in to meet all of her family standing there. Muffy goes up to her and hugs her, as she confirms with the nurse that she is Candice's sister. Muffy is forbidden access to go with, not being a spouse or relative. Chelsey is told by doctors that traces of marijuana were found in Candice's body and as they were investigating, they discovered something more sinister in her body that caused it to shut down and pass out: cancer. They explain that Candice should be fine and will wake up naturally when the drugs wear out of her system, but for now will be kept in the hospital. Chelsey asks what they should do for treatments and about her wedding which was supposed to be tomorrow. They explain that Candice will need to take things easy and be willing to start treatments immediately for a safe recovery. Chelsey relays this information to Muffy and Mick, who feel devastated. Muffy agrees that they will postpone the wedding and goes to phone all of their guests. Chelsey then calls Bender and informs him that everything will be okay, but she does need to stay away for a while. The nurses then send everyone away, saying they'll call when Candice wakes up but she's doing fine for now. Meanwhile, Berta and Scarlett are visited by Stu who comes to take care of Carol. Berta and Scarlett decide to leave with Bridget, who's now awake with a large headache and begins vomiting. Stu then talks to Carol, who's too inebriated to hold a decent conversation, but she continues to apologize for letting him down. He insists that they can work through this and she doesn't need to apologize. Carol asks Stu to stay the night with her, which he agrees to after Vangie stays over at the Johnsons. After Berta and Scarlett bring Bridget home, they are briefed on the events of the night, shocking them.The next day, Scarlett sits down with Mick and talks about her adoption, asking if it's true. Mick apologizes for keeping it a secret, and lets Scarlett know that they've always loved her and explains the story in full length to Scarlett. Mick then apologizes for letting Scarlett down all her life, saying they tried to give her the life she deserved but miserably failed to do so. Scarlett hugs Mick and tells him it's okay. Mick then goes to the bar for his shift. Chelsey then invites Arlo over, and Helena joins them, revealing she was the one who reported the fire and had no idea about what was going on inside. Helena then comments on how darkness always seems to follow the Johnsons and mutters that she may need to switch neighborhoods. Chelsey then informs Arlo that she wants to him to join her in her growing operation she's starting with Bender. Arlo seems shocked, saying he wants to lay low, and Chelsey explains that she wants to get a house and Arlo can just live there and take care of the plants. He hears the proposition and tells her he'll think about it, but then tells her she should be more focused on her sister's wellbeing. Chelsey then receives a call from Muffy, who says that Candice is awake and she wants her to come with her to see her. They go to the emergency room, where Muffy is allowed access to see Candice one on one. The two embrace, and Candice explains how she's saddened that she has cancer and their wedding has to be postponed. Muffy agrees, but then says they can just get married when Candice is feeling better again. Candice then decides to confront Muffy on what was going on when Esmé showed up at the house. Muffy then decides to come clean and tells Candice that she's been dealing with Chelsey the past few months and kept it a secret from Candice because she didn't want it to interfere with the wedding. Candice is immediately hurt that Muffy would hide such a big secret from her and says maybe it's a good thing they're not getting married because she feels as though she doesn't know Muffy anymore if she would keep a secret like this. Muffy tries to apologize and says they can work through this, and if Candice wants, Muffy will leave the business for good. Candice then goes on a rant about how she needs rest and doesn't want to see Muffy right now and she can come talk to her when she is released from the hospital. Muffy and Chelsey then decide to drive to Swayne's house and inform them about the events of the night. After explaining, Chelsey explains she needs a break from dealing to just get her life in order. Muffy then announces to Swayne that she wants to get out of the business for her family and thanks them for opening up their door to her. Swayne then threatens her and says that she swindled them into letting her deal through them so she doesn't get to leave so easily. Bender is then able to convince Swayne that Muffy has the power to leave whenever she wants and she is let go. As Bender walks them out, Chelsey gives him an address to come to later that night, saying they need to act fast before it's too late. Scarlett reveals to Saffron that her parents admitted that she was adopted. Saffron apologizes for saying Scarlett should ignore everything, and tells her that she should try and figure out who her biological parents were. Carol and Stu wake up the next day and assess the events of last night. Carol tries to leave to go see Candice, but can't because of her throbbing headache. Stu then tells Carol that he thinks it would be best if Carol admitted herself into a rehab center and shows her options that aren't far away from him. Carol then tells Stu that maybe it's time she surrendered. Meanwhile, a hungover Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Lydia all are alone at the Johnson house. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door. They answer it to reveal a child services agent. She congratulates them on Muffy and Candice's wedding that day and brought over the official papers so they can adopt Niko once their marriage is official. Dodger then reveals that the wedding was cancelled for reasons. The agent then apologizes and asks if any adult is home that they can talk to. Berta comes downstairs and the agent tells her that they have no choice but to take Niko away and bring him back to Poland, due to the new Trump immigration laws and the fact that Muffy and Candice brought him into America under the pretenses they would be married in two months time, which they weren't. Berta and the kids try to fight as Niko is then taken away and driven off. Meanwhile, Chelsey sits in Olive's mayoral mansion, where slowly Muffy and Bender show up. Chelsey then welcomes all of them to her new growing operation, where they will grow marijuana right at Olive's mansion. Muffy is at first against it, saying that she wants be out of this business because it almost ruined her marriage. Chelsey then convinces them that they all make a fantastic discrete team where they will overtake the drug circle in Duluth and become rich because of it. Arlo then shows up, bringing Tori, saying she's going to be in on it with them as well. Chelsey reluctantly agrees and pours champagne to celebrate her new team: Muffy with distribution, Tori with sales, Olive with legal, Arlo with muscle and sales, Bender with supply, and Chelsey as "The Godmother". They all then drink, laugh, and begin playing poker to celebrate their new operation. Oliveis then surprised to see Bender, revealing they used to be siblings. Bender pulls Chelsey aside to explain her worries about hiding this from Swayne, and she explains that once they're established, Swayne will be begging them to join their operation and leave his in the dust. Suddenly, Muffy receives a call from the kids and they all disperse, saying the business begins tomorrow as they'll set up their growhouse. Chelsey and Muffy return home where the kids reveal that Niko was taken away from them.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Candice, to Muffy after saying how the hospital won't let her walk around on her own, not even on crutches, she's confined to a wheelchair until she's better. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke	
Picking up from last episode, Chelsey pulls up to the hospital and charges in to meet all of her family standing there. Muffy goes up to her and hugs her, as she confirms with the nurse that she is Candice's sister. Muffy is forbidden access to go with, not being a spouse or relative. Chelsey is told by doctors that traces of marijuana were found in Candice's body and as they were investigating, they discovered something more sinister in her body that caused it to shut down and pass out: cancer. They explain that Candice should be fine and will wake up naturally when the drugs wear out of her system, but for now will be kept in the hospital. Chelsey asks what they should do for treatments and about her wedding which was supposed to be tomorrow. They explain that Candice will need to take things easy and be willing to start treatments immediately for a safe recovery. Chelsey relays this information to Muffy and Mick, who feel devastated. Muffy agrees that they will postpone the wedding and goes to phone all of their guests. Chelsey then calls Bender and informs him that everything will be okay, but she does need to stay away for a while. The nurses then send everyone away, saying they'll call when Candice wakes up but she's doing fine for now. Meanwhile, Berta and Scarlett are visited by Stu who comes to take care of Carol. Berta and Scarlett decide to leave with Bridget, who's now awake with a large headache and begins vomiting. Stu then talks to Carol, who's too inebriated to hold a decent conversation, but she continues to apologize for letting him down. He insists that they can work through this and she doesn't need to apologize. Carol asks Stu to stay the night with her, which he agrees to after Vangie stays over at the Johnsons. After Berta and Scarlett bring Bridget home, they are briefed on the events of the night, shocking them.The next day, Scarlett sits down with Mick and talks about her adoption, asking if it's true. Mick apologizes for keeping it a secret, and lets Scarlett know that they've always loved her and explains the story in full length to Scarlett. Mick then apologizes for letting Scarlett down all her life, saying they tried to give her the life she deserved but miserably failed to do so. Scarlett hugs Mick and tells him it's okay. Mick then goes to the bar for his shift. Chelsey then invites Arlo over, and Helena joins them, revealing she was the one who reported the fire and had no idea about what was going on inside. Helena then comments on how darkness always seems to follow the Johnsons and mutters that she may need to switch neighborhoods. Chelsey then informs Arlo that she wants to him to join her in her growing operation she's starting with Bender. Arlo seems shocked, saying he wants to lay low, and Chelsey explains that she wants to get a house and Arlo can just live there and take care of the plants. He hears the proposition and tells her he'll think about it, but then tells her she should be more focused on her sister's wellbeing. Chelsey then receives a call from Muffy, who says that Candice is awake and she wants her to come with her to see her. They go to the emergency room, where Muffy is allowed access to see Candice one on one. The two embrace, and Candice explains how she's saddened that she has cancer and their wedding has to be postponed. Muffy agrees, but then says they can just get married when Candice is feeling better again. Candice then decides to confront Muffy on what was going on when Esmé showed up at the house. Muffy then decides to come clean and tells Candice that she's been dealing with Chelsey the past few months and kept it a secret from Candice because she didn't want it to interfere with the wedding. Candice is immediately hurt that Muffy would hide such a big secret from her and says maybe it's a good thing they're not getting married because she feels as though she doesn't know Muffy anymore if she would keep a secret like this. Muffy tries to apologize and says they can work through this, and if Candice wants, Muffy will leave the business for good. Candice then goes on a rant about how she needs rest and doesn't want to see Muffy right now and she can come talk to her when she is released from the hospital. Muffy and Chelsey then decide to drive to Swayne's house and inform them about the events of the night. After explaining, Chelsey explains she needs a break from dealing to just get her life in order. Muffy then announces to Swayne that she wants to get out of the business for her family and thanks them for opening up their door to her. Swayne then threatens her and says that she swindled them into letting her deal through them so she doesn't get to leave so easily. Bender is then able to convince Swayne that Muffy has the power to leave whenever she wants and she is let go. As Bender walks them out, Chelsey gives him an address to come to later that night, saying they need to act fast before it's too late. Scarlett reveals to Saffron that her parents admitted that she was adopted. Saffron apologizes for saying Scarlett should ignore everything, and tells her that she should try and figure out who her biological parents were. Carol and Stu wake up the next day and assess the events of last night. Carol tries to leave to go see Candice, but can't because of her throbbing headache. Stu then tells Carol that he thinks it would be best if Carol admitted herself into a rehab center and shows her options that aren't far away from him. Carol then tells Stu that maybe it's time she surrendered. Meanwhile, a hungover Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Lydia all are alone at the Johnson house. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door. They answer it to reveal a child services agent. She congratulates them on Muffy and Candice's wedding that day and brought over the official papers so they can adopt Niko once their marriage is official. Dodger then reveals that the wedding was cancelled for reasons. The agent then apologizes and asks if any adult is home that they can talk to. Berta comes downstairs and the agent tells her that they have no choice but to take Niko away and bring him back to Poland, due to the new Trump immigration laws and the fact that Muffy and Candice brought him into America under the pretenses they would be married in two months time, which they weren't. Berta and the kids try to fight as Niko is then taken away and driven off. Meanwhile, Chelsey sits in Olive's mayoral mansion, where slowly Muffy and Bender show up. Chelsey then welcomes all of them to her new growing operation, where they will grow marijuana right at Olive's mansion. Muffy is at first against it, saying that she wants be out of this business because it almost ruined her marriage. Chelsey then convinces them that they all make a fantastic discrete team where they will overtake the drug circle in Duluth and become rich because of it. Arlo then shows up, bringing Tori, saying she's going to be in on it with them as well. Chelsey reluctantly agrees and pours champagne to celebrate her new team: Muffy with distribution, Tori with sales, Olive with legal, Arlo with muscle and sales, Bender with supply, and Chelsey as "The Godmother". They all then drink, laugh, and begin playing poker to celebrate their new operation. Oliveis then surprised to see Bender, revealing they used to be siblings. Bender pulls Chelsey aside to explain her worries about hiding this from Swayne, and she explains that once they're established, Swayne will be begging them to join their operation and leave his in the dust. Suddenly, Muffy receives a call from the kids and they all disperse, saying the business begins tomorrow as they'll set up their growhouse. Chelsey and Muffy return home where the kids reveal that Niko was taken away from them.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Candice, to Muffy after saying how the hospital won't let her walk around on her own, not even on crutches, she's confined to a wheelchair until she's better. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke	
Picking up from last episode, Chelsey pulls up to the hospital and charges in to meet all of her family standing there. Muffy goes up to her and hugs her, as she confirms with the nurse that she is Candice's sister. Muffy is forbidden access to go with, not being a spouse or relative. Chelsey is told by doctors that traces of marijuana were found in Candice's body and as they were investigating, they discovered something more sinister in her body that caused it to shut down and pass out: cancer. They explain that Candice should be fine and will wake up naturally when the drugs wear out of her system, but for now will be kept in the hospital. Chelsey asks what they should do for treatments and about her wedding which was supposed to be tomorrow. They explain that Candice will need to take things easy and be willing to start treatments immediately for a safe recovery. Chelsey relays this information to Muffy and Mick, who feel devastated. Muffy agrees that they will postpone the wedding and goes to phone all of their guests. Chelsey then calls Bender and informs him that everything will be okay, but she does need to stay away for a while. The nurses then send everyone away, saying they'll call when Candice wakes up but she's doing fine for now. Meanwhile, Berta and Scarlett are visited by Stu who comes to take care of Carol. Berta and Scarlett decide to leave with Bridget, who's now awake with a large headache and begins vomiting. Stu then talks to Carol, who's too inebriated to hold a decent conversation, but she continues to apologize for letting him down. He insists that they can work through this and she doesn't need to apologize. Carol asks Stu to stay the night with her, which he agrees to after Vangie stays over at the Johnsons. After Berta and Scarlett bring Bridget home, they are briefed on the events of the night, shocking them.The next day, Scarlett sits down with Mick and talks about her adoption, asking if it's true. Mick apologizes for keeping it a secret, and lets Scarlett know that they've always loved her and explains the story in full length to Scarlett. Mick then apologizes for letting Scarlett down all her life, saying they tried to give her the life she deserved but miserably failed to do so. Scarlett hugs Mick and tells him it's okay. Mick then goes to the bar for his shift. Chelsey then invites Arlo over, and Helena joins them, revealing she was the one who reported the fire and had no idea about what was going on inside. Helena then comments on how darkness always seems to follow the Johnsons and mutters that she may need to switch neighborhoods. Chelsey then informs Arlo that she wants to him to join her in her growing operation she's starting with Bender. Arlo seems shocked, saying he wants to lay low, and Chelsey explains that she wants to get a house and Arlo can just live there and take care of the plants. He hears the proposition and tells her he'll think about it, but then tells her she should be more focused on her sister's wellbeing. Chelsey then receives a call from Muffy, who says that Candice is awake and she wants her to come with her to see her. They go to the emergency room, where Muffy is allowed access to see Candice one on one. The two embrace, and Candice explains how she's saddened that she has cancer and their wedding has to be postponed. Muffy agrees, but then says they can just get married when Candice is feeling better again. Candice then decides to confront Muffy on what was going on when Esmé showed up at the house. Muffy then decides to come clean and tells Candice that she's been dealing with Chelsey the past few months and kept it a secret from Candice because she didn't want it to interfere with the wedding. Candice is immediately hurt that Muffy would hide such a big secret from her and says maybe it's a good thing they're not getting married because she feels as though she doesn't know Muffy anymore if she would keep a secret like this. Muffy tries to apologize and says they can work through this, and if Candice wants, Muffy will leave the business for good. Candice then goes on a rant about how she needs rest and doesn't want to see Muffy right now and she can come talk to her when she is released from the hospital. Muffy and Chelsey then decide to drive to Swayne's house and inform them about the events of the night. After explaining, Chelsey explains she needs a break from dealing to just get her life in order. Muffy then announces to Swayne that she wants to get out of the business for her family and thanks them for opening up their door to her. Swayne then threatens her and says that she swindled them into letting her deal through them so she doesn't get to leave so easily. Bender is then able to convince Swayne that Muffy has the power to leave whenever she wants and she is let go. As Bender walks them out, Chelsey gives him an address to come to later that night, saying they need to act fast before it's too late. Scarlett reveals to Saffron that her parents admitted that she was adopted. Saffron apologizes for saying Scarlett should ignore everything, and tells her that she should try and figure out who her biological parents were. Carol and Stu wake up the next day and assess the events of last night. Carol tries to leave to go see Candice, but can't because of her throbbing headache. Stu then tells Carol that he thinks it would be best if Carol admitted herself into a rehab center and shows her options that aren't far away from him. Carol then tells Stu that maybe it's time she surrendered. Meanwhile, a hungover Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Lydia all are alone at the Johnson house. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door. They answer it to reveal a child services agent. She congratulates them on Muffy and Candice's wedding that day and brought over the official papers so they can adopt Niko once their marriage is official. Dodger then reveals that the wedding was cancelled for reasons. The agent then apologizes and asks if any adult is home that they can talk to. Berta comes downstairs and the agent tells her that they have no choice but to take Niko away and bring him back to Poland, due to the new Trump immigration laws and the fact that Muffy and Candice brought him into America under the pretenses they would be married in two months time, which they weren't. Berta and the kids try to fight as Niko is then taken away and driven off. Meanwhile, Chelsey sits in Olive's mayoral mansion, where slowly Muffy and Bender show up. Chelsey then welcomes all of them to her new growing operation, where they will grow marijuana right at Olive's mansion. Muffy is at first against it, saying that she wants be out of this business because it almost ruined her marriage. Chelsey then convinces them that they all make a fantastic discrete team where they will overtake the drug circle in Duluth and become rich because of it. Arlo then shows up, bringing Tori, saying she's going to be in on it with them as well. Chelsey reluctantly agrees and pours champagne to celebrate her new team: Muffy with distribution, Tori with sales, Olive with legal, Arlo with muscle and sales, Bender with supply, and Chelsey as "The Godmother". They all then drink, laugh, and begin playing poker to celebrate their new operation. Oliveis then surprised to see Bender, revealing they used to be siblings. Bender pulls Chelsey aside to explain her worries about hiding this from Swayne, and she explains that once they're established, Swayne will be begging them to join their operation and leave his in the dust. Suddenly, Muffy receives a call from the kids and they all disperse, saying the business begins tomorrow as they'll set up their growhouse. Chelsey and Muffy return home where the kids reveal that Niko was taken away from them.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Candice, to Muffy after saying how the hospital won't let her walk around on her own, not even on crutches, she's confined to a wheelchair until she's better. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke	
Picking up from last episode, Chelsey pulls up to the hospital and charges in to meet all of her family standing there. Muffy goes up to her and hugs her, as she confirms with the nurse that she is Candice's sister. Muffy is forbidden access to go with, not being a spouse or relative. Chelsey is told by doctors that traces of marijuana were found in Candice's body and as they were investigating, they discovered something more sinister in her body that caused it to shut down and pass out: cancer. They explain that Candice should be fine and will wake up naturally when the drugs wear out of her system, but for now will be kept in the hospital. Chelsey asks what they should do for treatments and about her wedding which was supposed to be tomorrow. They explain that Candice will need to take things easy and be willing to start treatments immediately for a safe recovery. Chelsey relays this information to Muffy and Mick, who feel devastated. Muffy agrees that they will postpone the wedding and goes to phone all of their guests. Chelsey then calls Bender and informs him that everything will be okay, but she does need to stay away for a while. The nurses then send everyone away, saying they'll call when Candice wakes up but she's doing fine for now. Meanwhile, Berta and Scarlett are visited by Stu who comes to take care of Carol. Berta and Scarlett decide to leave with Bridget, who's now awake with a large headache and begins vomiting. Stu then talks to Carol, who's too inebriated to hold a decent conversation, but she continues to apologize for letting him down. He insists that they can work through this and she doesn't need to apologize. Carol asks Stu to stay the night with her, which he agrees to after Vangie stays over at the Johnsons. After Berta and Scarlett bring Bridget home, they are briefed on the events of the night, shocking them.The next day, Scarlett sits down with Mick and talks about her adoption, asking if it's true. Mick apologizes for keeping it a secret, and lets Scarlett know that they've always loved her and explains the story in full length to Scarlett. Mick then apologizes for letting Scarlett down all her life, saying they tried to give her the life she deserved but miserably failed to do so. Scarlett hugs Mick and tells him it's okay. Mick then goes to the bar for his shift. Chelsey then invites Arlo over, and Helena joins them, revealing she was the one who reported the fire and had no idea about what was going on inside. Helena then comments on how darkness always seems to follow the Johnsons and mutters that she may need to switch neighborhoods. Chelsey then informs Arlo that she wants to him to join her in her growing operation she's starting with Bender. Arlo seems shocked, saying he wants to lay low, and Chelsey explains that she wants to get a house and Arlo can just live there and take care of the plants. He hears the proposition and tells her he'll think about it, but then tells her she should be more focused on her sister's wellbeing. Chelsey then receives a call from Muffy, who says that Candice is awake and she wants her to come with her to see her. They go to the emergency room, where Muffy is allowed access to see Candice one on one. The two embrace, and Candice explains how she's saddened that she has cancer and their wedding has to be postponed. Muffy agrees, but then says they can just get married when Candice is feeling better again. Candice then decides to confront Muffy on what was going on when Esmé showed up at the house. Muffy then decides to come clean and tells Candice that she's been dealing with Chelsey the past few months and kept it a secret from Candice because she didn't want it to interfere with the wedding. Candice is immediately hurt that Muffy would hide such a big secret from her and says maybe it's a good thing they're not getting married because she feels as though she doesn't know Muffy anymore if she would keep a secret like this. Muffy tries to apologize and says they can work through this, and if Candice wants, Muffy will leave the business for good. Candice then goes on a rant about how she needs rest and doesn't want to see Muffy right now and she can come talk to her when she is released from the hospital. Muffy and Chelsey then decide to drive to Swayne's house and inform them about the events of the night. After explaining, Chelsey explains she needs a break from dealing to just get her life in order. Muffy then announces to Swayne that she wants to get out of the business for her family and thanks them for opening up their door to her. Swayne then threatens her and says that she swindled them into letting her deal through them so she doesn't get to leave so easily. Bender is then able to convince Swayne that Muffy has the power to leave whenever she wants and she is let go. As Bender walks them out, Chelsey gives him an address to come to later that night, saying they need to act fast before it's too late. Scarlett reveals to Saffron that her parents admitted that she was adopted. Saffron apologizes for saying Scarlett should ignore everything, and tells her that she should try and figure out who her biological parents were. Carol and Stu wake up the next day and assess the events of last night. Carol tries to leave to go see Candice, but can't because of her throbbing headache. Stu then tells Carol that he thinks it would be best if Carol admitted herself into a rehab center and shows her options that aren't far away from him. Carol then tells Stu that maybe it's time she surrendered. Meanwhile, a hungover Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Lydia all are alone at the Johnson house. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door. They answer it to reveal a child services agent. She congratulates them on Muffy and Candice's wedding that day and brought over the official papers so they can adopt Niko once their marriage is official. Dodger then reveals that the wedding was cancelled for reasons. The agent then apologizes and asks if any adult is home that they can talk to. Berta comes downstairs and the agent tells her that they have no choice but to take Niko away and bring him back to Poland, due to the new Trump immigration laws and the fact that Muffy and Candice brought him into America under the pretenses they would be married in two months time, which they weren't. Berta and the kids try to fight as Niko is then taken away and driven off. Meanwhile, Chelsey sits in Olive's mayoral mansion, where slowly Muffy and Bender show up. Chelsey then welcomes all of them to her new growing operation, where they will grow marijuana right at Olive's mansion. Muffy is at first against it, saying that she wants be out of this business because it almost ruined her marriage. Chelsey then convinces them that they all make a fantastic discrete team where they will overtake the drug circle in Duluth and become rich because of it. Arlo then shows up, bringing Tori, saying she's going to be in on it with them as well. Chelsey reluctantly agrees and pours champagne to celebrate her new team: Muffy with distribution, Tori with sales, Olive with legal, Arlo with muscle and sales, Bender with supply, and Chelsey as "The Godmother". They all then drink, laugh, and begin playing poker to celebrate their new operation. Oliveis then surprised to see Bender, revealing they used to be siblings. Bender pulls Chelsey aside to explain her worries about hiding this from Swayne, and she explains that once they're established, Swayne will be begging them to join their operation and leave his in the dust. Suddenly, Muffy receives a call from the kids and they all disperse, saying the business begins tomorrow as they'll set up their growhouse. Chelsey and Muffy return home where the kids reveal that Niko was taken away from them.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Candice, to Muffy after saying how the hospital won't let her walk around on her own, not even on crutches, she's confined to a wheelchair until she's better. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke	
Picking up from last episode, Chelsey pulls up to the hospital and charges in to meet all of her family standing there. Muffy goes up to her and hugs her, as she confirms with the nurse that she is Candice's sister. Muffy is forbidden access to go with, not being a spouse or relative. Chelsey is told by doctors that traces of marijuana were found in Candice's body and as they were investigating, they discovered something more sinister in her body that caused it to shut down and pass out: cancer. They explain that Candice should be fine and will wake up naturally when the drugs wear out of her system, but for now will be kept in the hospital. Chelsey asks what they should do for treatments and about her wedding which was supposed to be tomorrow. They explain that Candice will need to take things easy and be willing to start treatments immediately for a safe recovery. Chelsey relays this information to Muffy and Mick, who feel devastated. Muffy agrees that they will postpone the wedding and goes to phone all of their guests. Chelsey then calls Bender and informs him that everything will be okay, but she does need to stay away for a while. The nurses then send everyone away, saying they'll call when Candice wakes up but she's doing fine for now. Meanwhile, Berta and Scarlett are visited by Stu who comes to take care of Carol. Berta and Scarlett decide to leave with Bridget, who's now awake with a large headache and begins vomiting. Stu then talks to Carol, who's too inebriated to hold a decent conversation, but she continues to apologize for letting him down. He insists that they can work through this and she doesn't need to apologize. Carol asks Stu to stay the night with her, which he agrees to after Vangie stays over at the Johnsons. After Berta and Scarlett bring Bridget home, they are briefed on the events of the night, shocking them.The next day, Scarlett sits down with Mick and talks about her adoption, asking if it's true. Mick apologizes for keeping it a secret, and lets Scarlett know that they've always loved her and explains the story in full length to Scarlett. Mick then apologizes for letting Scarlett down all her life, saying they tried to give her the life she deserved but miserably failed to do so. Scarlett hugs Mick and tells him it's okay. Mick then goes to the bar for his shift. Chelsey then invites Arlo over, and Helena joins them, revealing she was the one who reported the fire and had no idea about what was going on inside. Helena then comments on how darkness always seems to follow the Johnsons and mutters that she may need to switch neighborhoods. Chelsey then informs Arlo that she wants to him to join her in her growing operation she's starting with Bender. Arlo seems shocked, saying he wants to lay low, and Chelsey explains that she wants to get a house and Arlo can just live there and take care of the plants. He hears the proposition and tells her he'll think about it, but then tells her she should be more focused on her sister's wellbeing. Chelsey then receives a call from Muffy, who says that Candice is awake and she wants her to come with her to see her. They go to the emergency room, where Muffy is allowed access to see Candice one on one. The two embrace, and Candice explains how she's saddened that she has cancer and their wedding has to be postponed. Muffy agrees, but then says they can just get married when Candice is feeling better again. Candice then decides to confront Muffy on what was going on when Esmé showed up at the house. Muffy then decides to come clean and tells Candice that she's been dealing with Chelsey the past few months and kept it a secret from Candice because she didn't want it to interfere with the wedding. Candice is immediately hurt that Muffy would hide such a big secret from her and says maybe it's a good thing they're not getting married because she feels as though she doesn't know Muffy anymore if she would keep a secret like this. Muffy tries to apologize and says they can work through this, and if Candice wants, Muffy will leave the business for good. Candice then goes on a rant about how she needs rest and doesn't want to see Muffy right now and she can come talk to her when she is released from the hospital. Muffy and Chelsey then decide to drive to Swayne's house and inform them about the events of the night. After explaining, Chelsey explains she needs a break from dealing to just get her life in order. Muffy then announces to Swayne that she wants to get out of the business for her family and thanks them for opening up their door to her. Swayne then threatens her and says that she swindled them into letting her deal through them so she doesn't get to leave so easily. Bender is then able to convince Swayne that Muffy has the power to leave whenever she wants and she is let go. As Bender walks them out, Chelsey gives him an address to come to later that night, saying they need to act fast before it's too late. Scarlett reveals to Saffron that her parents admitted that she was adopted. Saffron apologizes for saying Scarlett should ignore everything, and tells her that she should try and figure out who her biological parents were. Carol and Stu wake up the next day and assess the events of last night. Carol tries to leave to go see Candice, but can't because of her throbbing headache. Stu then tells Carol that he thinks it would be best if Carol admitted herself into a rehab center and shows her options that aren't far away from him. Carol then tells Stu that maybe it's time she surrendered. Meanwhile, a hungover Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Lydia all are alone at the Johnson house. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door. They answer it to reveal a child services agent. She congratulates them on Muffy and Candice's wedding that day and brought over the official papers so they can adopt Niko once their marriage is official. Dodger then reveals that the wedding was cancelled for reasons. The agent then apologizes and asks if any adult is home that they can talk to. Berta comes downstairs and the agent tells her that they have no choice but to take Niko away and bring him back to Poland, due to the new Trump immigration laws and the fact that Muffy and Candice brought him into America under the pretenses they would be married in two months time, which they weren't. Berta and the kids try to fight as Niko is then taken away and driven off. Meanwhile, Chelsey sits in Olive's mayoral mansion, where slowly Muffy and Bender show up. Chelsey then welcomes all of them to her new growing operation, where they will grow marijuana right at Olive's mansion. Muffy is at first against it, saying that she wants be out of this business because it almost ruined her marriage. Chelsey then convinces them that they all make a fantastic discrete team where they will overtake the drug circle in Duluth and become rich because of it. Arlo then shows up, bringing Tori, saying she's going to be in on it with them as well. Chelsey reluctantly agrees and pours champagne to celebrate her new team: Muffy with distribution, Tori with sales, Olive with legal, Arlo with muscle and sales, Bender with supply, and Chelsey as "The Godmother". They all then drink, laugh, and begin playing poker to celebrate their new operation. Oliveis then surprised to see Bender, revealing they used to be siblings. Bender pulls Chelsey aside to explain her worries about hiding this from Swayne, and she explains that once they're established, Swayne will be begging them to join their operation and leave his in the dust. Suddenly, Muffy receives a call from the kids and they all disperse, saying the business begins tomorrow as they'll set up their growhouse. Chelsey and Muffy return home where the kids reveal that Niko was taken away from them.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Candice, to Muffy after saying how the hospital won't let her walk around on her own, not even on crutches, she's confined to a wheelchair until she's better. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke	
Picking up from last episode, Chelsey pulls up to the hospital and charges in to meet all of her family standing there. Muffy goes up to her and hugs her, as she confirms with the nurse that she is Candice's sister. Muffy is forbidden access to go with, not being a spouse or relative. Chelsey is told by doctors that traces of marijuana were found in Candice's body and as they were investigating, they discovered something more sinister in her body that caused it to shut down and pass out: cancer. They explain that Candice should be fine and will wake up naturally when the drugs wear out of her system, but for now will be kept in the hospital. Chelsey asks what they should do for treatments and about her wedding which was supposed to be tomorrow. They explain that Candice will need to take things easy and be willing to start treatments immediately for a safe recovery. Chelsey relays this information to Muffy and Mick, who feel devastated. Muffy agrees that they will postpone the wedding and goes to phone all of their guests. Chelsey then calls Bender and informs him that everything will be okay, but she does need to stay away for a while. The nurses then send everyone away, saying they'll call when Candice wakes up but she's doing fine for now. Meanwhile, Berta and Scarlett are visited by Stu who comes to take care of Carol. Berta and Scarlett decide to leave with Bridget, who's now awake with a large headache and begins vomiting. Stu then talks to Carol, who's too inebriated to hold a decent conversation, but she continues to apologize for letting him down. He insists that they can work through this and she doesn't need to apologize. Carol asks Stu to stay the night with her, which he agrees to after Vangie stays over at the Johnsons. After Berta and Scarlett bring Bridget home, they are briefed on the events of the night, shocking them.The next day, Scarlett sits down with Mick and talks about her adoption, asking if it's true. Mick apologizes for keeping it a secret, and lets Scarlett know that they've always loved her and explains the story in full length to Scarlett. Mick then apologizes for letting Scarlett down all her life, saying they tried to give her the life she deserved but miserably failed to do so. Scarlett hugs Mick and tells him it's okay. Mick then goes to the bar for his shift. Chelsey then invites Arlo over, and Helena joins them, revealing she was the one who reported the fire and had no idea about what was going on inside. Helena then comments on how darkness always seems to follow the Johnsons and mutters that she may need to switch neighborhoods. Chelsey then informs Arlo that she wants to him to join her in her growing operation she's starting with Bender. Arlo seems shocked, saying he wants to lay low, and Chelsey explains that she wants to get a house and Arlo can just live there and take care of the plants. He hears the proposition and tells her he'll think about it, but then tells her she should be more focused on her sister's wellbeing. Chelsey then receives a call from Muffy, who says that Candice is awake and she wants her to come with her to see her. They go to the emergency room, where Muffy is allowed access to see Candice one on one. The two embrace, and Candice explains how she's saddened that she has cancer and their wedding has to be postponed. Muffy agrees, but then says they can just get married when Candice is feeling better again. Candice then decides to confront Muffy on what was going on when Esmé showed up at the house. Muffy then decides to come clean and tells Candice that she's been dealing with Chelsey the past few months and kept it a secret from Candice because she didn't want it to interfere with the wedding. Candice is immediately hurt that Muffy would hide such a big secret from her and says maybe it's a good thing they're not getting married because she feels as though she doesn't know Muffy anymore if she would keep a secret like this. Muffy tries to apologize and says they can work through this, and if Candice wants, Muffy will leave the business for good. Candice then goes on a rant about how she needs rest and doesn't want to see Muffy right now and she can come talk to her when she is released from the hospital. Muffy and Chelsey then decide to drive to Swayne's house and inform them about the events of the night. After explaining, Chelsey explains she needs a break from dealing to just get her life in order. Muffy then announces to Swayne that she wants to get out of the business for her family and thanks them for opening up their door to her. Swayne then threatens her and says that she swindled them into letting her deal through them so she doesn't get to leave so easily. Bender is then able to convince Swayne that Muffy has the power to leave whenever she wants and she is let go. As Bender walks them out, Chelsey gives him an address to come to later that night, saying they need to act fast before it's too late. Scarlett reveals to Saffron that her parents admitted that she was adopted. Saffron apologizes for saying Scarlett should ignore everything, and tells her that she should try and figure out who her biological parents were. Carol and Stu wake up the next day and assess the events of last night. Carol tries to leave to go see Candice, but can't because of her throbbing headache. Stu then tells Carol that he thinks it would be best if Carol admitted herself into a rehab center and shows her options that aren't far away from him. Carol then tells Stu that maybe it's time she surrendered. Meanwhile, a hungover Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Lydia all are alone at the Johnson house. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door. They answer it to reveal a child services agent. She congratulates them on Muffy and Candice's wedding that day and brought over the official papers so they can adopt Niko once their marriage is official. Dodger then reveals that the wedding was cancelled for reasons. The agent then apologizes and asks if any adult is home that they can talk to. Berta comes downstairs and the agent tells her that they have no choice but to take Niko away and bring him back to Poland, due to the new Trump immigration laws and the fact that Muffy and Candice brought him into America under the pretenses they would be married in two months time, which they weren't. Berta and the kids try to fight as Niko is then taken away and driven off. Meanwhile, Chelsey sits in Olive's mayoral mansion, where slowly Muffy and Bender show up. Chelsey then welcomes all of them to her new growing operation, where they will grow marijuana right at Olive's mansion. Muffy is at first against it, saying that she wants be out of this business because it almost ruined her marriage. Chelsey then convinces them that they all make a fantastic discrete team where they will overtake the drug circle in Duluth and become rich because of it. Arlo then shows up, bringing Tori, saying she's going to be in on it with them as well. Chelsey reluctantly agrees and pours champagne to celebrate her new team: Muffy with distribution, Tori with sales, Olive with legal, Arlo with muscle and sales, Bender with supply, and Chelsey as "The Godmother". They all then drink, laugh, and begin playing poker to celebrate their new operation. Oliveis then surprised to see Bender, revealing they used to be siblings. Bender pulls Chelsey aside to explain her worries about hiding this from Swayne, and she explains that once they're established, Swayne will be begging them to join their operation and leave his in the dust. Suddenly, Muffy receives a call from the kids and they all disperse, saying the business begins tomorrow as they'll set up their growhouse. Chelsey and Muffy return home where the kids reveal that Niko was taken away from them.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Candice, to Muffy after saying how the hospital won't let her walk around on her own, not even on crutches, she's confined to a wheelchair until she's better. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke	
Picking up from last episode, Chelsey pulls up to the hospital and charges in to meet all of her family standing there. Muffy goes up to her and hugs her, as she confirms with the nurse that she is Candice's sister. Muffy is forbidden access to go with, not being a spouse or relative. Chelsey is told by doctors that traces of marijuana were found in Candice's body and as they were investigating, they discovered something more sinister in her body that caused it to shut down and pass out: cancer. They explain that Candice should be fine and will wake up naturally when the drugs wear out of her system, but for now will be kept in the hospital. Chelsey asks what they should do for treatments and about her wedding which was supposed to be tomorrow. They explain that Candice will need to take things easy and be willing to start treatments immediately for a safe recovery. Chelsey relays this information to Muffy and Mick, who feel devastated. Muffy agrees that they will postpone the wedding and goes to phone all of their guests. Chelsey then calls Bender and informs him that everything will be okay, but she does need to stay away for a while. The nurses then send everyone away, saying they'll call when Candice wakes up but she's doing fine for now. Meanwhile, Berta and Scarlett are visited by Stu who comes to take care of Carol. Berta and Scarlett decide to leave with Bridget, who's now awake with a large headache and begins vomiting. Stu then talks to Carol, who's too inebriated to hold a decent conversation, but she continues to apologize for letting him down. He insists that they can work through this and she doesn't need to apologize. Carol asks Stu to stay the night with her, which he agrees to after Vangie stays over at the Johnsons. After Berta and Scarlett bring Bridget home, they are briefed on the events of the night, shocking them.The next day, Scarlett sits down with Mick and talks about her adoption, asking if it's true. Mick apologizes for keeping it a secret, and lets Scarlett know that they've always loved her and explains the story in full length to Scarlett. Mick then apologizes for letting Scarlett down all her life, saying they tried to give her the life she deserved but miserably failed to do so. Scarlett hugs Mick and tells him it's okay. Mick then goes to the bar for his shift. Chelsey then invites Arlo over, and Helena joins them, revealing she was the one who reported the fire and had no idea about what was going on inside. Helena then comments on how darkness always seems to follow the Johnsons and mutters that she may need to switch neighborhoods. Chelsey then informs Arlo that she wants to him to join her in her growing operation she's starting with Bender. Arlo seems shocked, saying he wants to lay low, and Chelsey explains that she wants to get a house and Arlo can just live there and take care of the plants. He hears the proposition and tells her he'll think about it, but then tells her she should be more focused on her sister's wellbeing. Chelsey then receives a call from Muffy, who says that Candice is awake and she wants her to come with her to see her. They go to the emergency room, where Muffy is allowed access to see Candice one on one. The two embrace, and Candice explains how she's saddened that she has cancer and their wedding has to be postponed. Muffy agrees, but then says they can just get married when Candice is feeling better again. Candice then decides to confront Muffy on what was going on when Esmé showed up at the house. Muffy then decides to come clean and tells Candice that she's been dealing with Chelsey the past few months and kept it a secret from Candice because she didn't want it to interfere with the wedding. Candice is immediately hurt that Muffy would hide such a big secret from her and says maybe it's a good thing they're not getting married because she feels as though she doesn't know Muffy anymore if she would keep a secret like this. Muffy tries to apologize and says they can work through this, and if Candice wants, Muffy will leave the business for good. Candice then goes on a rant about how she needs rest and doesn't want to see Muffy right now and she can come talk to her when she is released from the hospital. Muffy and Chelsey then decide to drive to Swayne's house and inform them about the events of the night. After explaining, Chelsey explains she needs a break from dealing to just get her life in order. Muffy then announces to Swayne that she wants to get out of the business for her family and thanks them for opening up their door to her. Swayne then threatens her and says that she swindled them into letting her deal through them so she doesn't get to leave so easily. Bender is then able to convince Swayne that Muffy has the power to leave whenever she wants and she is let go. As Bender walks them out, Chelsey gives him an address to come to later that night, saying they need to act fast before it's too late. Scarlett reveals to Saffron that her parents admitted that she was adopted. Saffron apologizes for saying Scarlett should ignore everything, and tells her that she should try and figure out who her biological parents were. Carol and Stu wake up the next day and assess the events of last night. Carol tries to leave to go see Candice, but can't because of her throbbing headache. Stu then tells Carol that he thinks it would be best if Carol admitted herself into a rehab center and shows her options that aren't far away from him. Carol then tells Stu that maybe it's time she surrendered. Meanwhile, a hungover Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Lydia all are alone at the Johnson house. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door. They answer it to reveal a child services agent. She congratulates them on Muffy and Candice's wedding that day and brought over the official papers so they can adopt Niko once their marriage is official. Dodger then reveals that the wedding was cancelled for reasons. The agent then apologizes and asks if any adult is home that they can talk to. Berta comes downstairs and the agent tells her that they have no choice but to take Niko away and bring him back to Poland, due to the new Trump immigration laws and the fact that Muffy and Candice brought him into America under the pretenses they would be married in two months time, which they weren't. Berta and the kids try to fight as Niko is then taken away and driven off. Meanwhile, Chelsey sits in Olive's mayoral mansion, where slowly Muffy and Bender show up. Chelsey then welcomes all of them to her new growing operation, where they will grow marijuana right at Olive's mansion. Muffy is at first against it, saying that she wants be out of this business because it almost ruined her marriage. Chelsey then convinces them that they all make a fantastic discrete team where they will overtake the drug circle in Duluth and become rich because of it. Arlo then shows up, bringing Tori, saying she's going to be in on it with them as well. Chelsey reluctantly agrees and pours champagne to celebrate her new team: Muffy with distribution, Tori with sales, Olive with legal, Arlo with muscle and sales, Bender with supply, and Chelsey as "The Godmother". They all then drink, laugh, and begin playing poker to celebrate their new operation. Oliveis then surprised to see Bender, revealing they used to be siblings. Bender pulls Chelsey aside to explain her worries about hiding this from Swayne, and she explains that once they're established, Swayne will be begging them to join their operation and leave his in the dust. Suddenly, Muffy receives a call from the kids and they all disperse, saying the business begins tomorrow as they'll set up their growhouse. Chelsey and Muffy return home where the kids reveal that Niko was taken away from them.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Candice, to Muffy after saying how the hospital won't let her walk around on her own, not even on crutches, she's confined to a wheelchair until she's better. 
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Carlson, Wanke
 	 	 	 			
41 	11 	"Well, If It's The Truth, Why Are You Afraid To Write It?"	January 2017 			
Two months after the events of the previous episode, it's the last day of school and beginning of the first summer in Duluth for the Johnsons. Chelsey's growing business has incredibly flourished, as Bender's unique strain is wildly popular. Montages are shown of the entire team (Chelsey, Bender, Muffy, Arlo, Tori, and Olive) selling, all extremely confident in their abilities to sell in bulk and at a large price. In effect, the six have all become incredibly rich, and have been able to even schmooze over local law enforcement and sell them drugs. Olive, who doesn't sell, but instead makes sure everything legal is out of their hair and provides her mansion to sell at, finally has grown to have a friendship with Chelsey. She expresses her concerns over having the anti-drug campaign in Duluth and is afraid of getting caught and being called a hypocrite. Chelsey tries to assure Olive that since she's been running Duluth, the place has become safer and she has become a better version of herself, not getting piss drunk anymore. Olive reflects somberly on her piss drunken nights that she misses. Arlo decided to live with Tori in her apartment, and the two are currently part of an unclear "it's complicated" relationship. Arlo reveals to Chelsey that Tori sometimes is a little stalkery and psychotic, but he loves it. Tori talks about how being involved in dealing has given her life a new sense of purpose. Bender and Chelsey have worked their operation into a well-oiled machine and managed to hide it from Swayne. Chelsey uses the cover of her Candice's cancer and Carol's rehab to only pick up weed once a week, which she just pays Swayne for using her money and gives the weed to Berta's Mexican cleaning crew. After Chelsey leaves Swayne house to pick up an order, Swayne confronts Bender about if he's stayed clear of her, which Bender lies and agrees. Swayne then talks about how he's always had the hots for Chelsey and a woman in charge. Muffy has been using her drug money to help pay for Candice's chemo, now that she's open with her about the drug business. Candice, who has no hair due to chemo (but she doesn't mind), is slowly making progress in her cancer journey and hoping for a quick recovery. Candice still doesn't trust Muffy fully, upset about keeping the drug business from her and especially that Niko got taken away from them. Muffy brings up the idea about them getting married again, but Candice seems iffy saying she has a lot on her mind with cancer and doesn't know if she trusts Muffy as her spouse again. Meanwhile, Scarlett, who now has her license, finishes her last day of junior year and goes to pick up Saffron for work, as now they both work at Namaste Gifts and Healing with Brook. After arriving at work, they are greeted by Brook, who they both have a very good relationship with, as Brook considers them her daughters. Pat and Cleo are jealous of the attention that Brook has given the two girls, and make snarky comments consistently. After being sent home, the twins run into Tori in the parking lot. They talk very discretely, where it's revealed that Tori used to live with Cleo and Pat, but now is living somewhere else because she's working with a different operation. Cleo questions if Tori is no longer a follower with Brook, and Tori explains that's not the case and she's grateful for the life that Brook has helped make for her. Tori enters the store and is greeted by Brook, who brings her to the back to discuss things. Scarlett briefs Saffron on her search for finding her birth parents, and can't find much. Scarlett says despite knowing her mother's name is Scarlett, it doesn't help that she doesn't know her real name. Brook then reveals she can get access on the dark web to deaths and adoptions, and if Scarlett wants her to, she can figure out about Scarlett's birth parents. Scarlett then says she'll have to think it over. Later that night, Brook reveals it wasn't hard to track them down and holds a manila folder with Scarlett's parents names. Scarlett says she's not ready to discover the truth, but isn't able to get her mind off of it, so Brook suggests that they along with Cleo, Pat, and Tori go barhopping dressed as nuns, which they do. Meanwhile, Carol is at her rehab center, where she has been successful in combatting her alcoholism. After an AA meeting, she is granted access to leave the facility, where Stu picks her up from later. Stu takes her out on a nice date, where Carol thanks him for everything he's done for her. After being tested with wine at the restaurant, Carol decides against it. When they return to Carol's house, they realize that they didn't take out the trash or food from the fridge that has now expired. The two then begin mad cleaning, where they bond and eventually kiss. Meanwhile, Mick is glad that The Fainting Goat is largely successful because of the brothel, much to Stu's unwanting. Mick hired Helena, who has developed into one of Mick's best friends. The two bond over their life philosophies of making rash choices and not letting things bother them too much. After work, they climb to the top of The Fainting Goat, where they take shots and gaze at the stars. Helena asks about Mick's life, where he reveals all of the drama that they've encountered in Duluth and how he feels he doesn't even know Chelsey anymore or his kids, who've all changed and he's stayed the same. Helena assures him that parents and spouses just need to be there for each other through hard times and times of change. Meanwhile, Dodger and Vangie's friendship has strained since Niko got deported and Vangie has been left with Dodger alone, who's seems apathetic to her. Vangie is shocked when she gets a hold of weed and Dodger doesn't even have the desire to smoke it anymore, but instead eats the weed to scare Vangie off. Bridget and Lydia who are now done with middle school, are excited to go to a high school party that a bunch of 8th graders are invited to at the beginning of summer. However, once getting to the party, everyone recognizes Bridget as the mother of a drug dealer. Bridget is shocked, unaware that her mother was dealing, especially to children. Bridget then drunkeningly breaks down in a bathroom with Lydia about how her mother's luck will eventually run out and her life will be ruined. Lydia comforts Bridget and tells her that she needs to tell people her feelings or at least write them down, because it will eat her up inside. Lydia then walks Bridget home, where she advises Bridget against drinking, saying it's not good for her. One night Mick comes to Berta and asks her to check in on Chelsey and see if they're okay. Upon realizing that Berta knows something he doesn't, he begs her to tell him but she can't. Berta later tells Chelsey she needs to talk to Mick, but Chelsey explains that he would be disappointed with her and it's better kept a secret from everyone. Berta tells Chelsey that her growhouse isn't that best kept of a secret and sooner or later it'll all come out and it'd be better for Mick to hear from her than someone else.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Lydia, to a drunken sobbing Bridget at a party after she learns about Chelsey being a drug dealer again
Guest Cast: Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Two months after the events of the previous episode, it's the last day of school and beginning of the first summer in Duluth for the Johnsons. Chelsey's growing business has incredibly flourished, as Bender's unique strain is wildly popular. Montages are shown of the entire team (Chelsey, Bender, Muffy, Arlo, Tori, and Olive) selling, all extremely confident in their abilities to sell in bulk and at a large price. In effect, the six have all become incredibly rich, and have been able to even schmooze over local law enforcement and sell them drugs. Olive, who doesn't sell, but instead makes sure everything legal is out of their hair and provides her mansion to sell at, finally has grown to have a friendship with Chelsey. She expresses her concerns over having the anti-drug campaign in Duluth and is afraid of getting caught and being called a hypocrite. Chelsey tries to assure Olive that since she's been running Duluth, the place has become safer and she has become a better version of herself, not getting piss drunk anymore. Olive reflects somberly on her piss drunken nights that she misses. Arlo decided to live with Tori in her apartment, and the two are currently part of an unclear "it's complicated" relationship. Arlo reveals to Chelsey that Tori sometimes is a little stalkery and psychotic, but he loves it. Tori talks about how being involved in dealing has given her life a new sense of purpose. Bender and Chelsey have worked their operation into a well-oiled machine and managed to hide it from Swayne. Chelsey uses the cover of her Candice's cancer and Carol's rehab to only pick up weed once a week, which she just pays Swayne for using her money and gives the weed to Berta's Mexican cleaning crew. After Chelsey leaves Swayne house to pick up an order, Swayne confronts Bender about if he's stayed clear of her, which Bender lies and agrees. Swayne then talks about how he's always had the hots for Chelsey and a woman in charge. Muffy has been using her drug money to help pay for Candice's chemo, now that she's open with her about the drug business. Candice, who has no hair due to chemo (but she doesn't mind), is slowly making progress in her cancer journey and hoping for a quick recovery. Candice still doesn't trust Muffy fully, upset about keeping the drug business from her and especially that Niko got taken away from them. Muffy brings up the idea about them getting married again, but Candice seems iffy saying she has a lot on her mind with cancer and doesn't know if she trusts Muffy as her spouse again. Meanwhile, Scarlett, who now has her license, finishes her last day of junior year and goes to pick up Saffron for work, as now they both work at Namaste Gifts and Healing with Brook. After arriving at work, they are greeted by Brook, who they both have a very good relationship with, as Brook considers them her daughters. Pat and Cleo are jealous of the attention that Brook has given the two girls, and make snarky comments consistently. After being sent home, the twins run into Tori in the parking lot. They talk very discretely, where it's revealed that Tori used to live with Cleo and Pat, but now is living somewhere else because she's working with a different operation. Cleo questions if Tori is no longer a follower with Brook, and Tori explains that's not the case and she's grateful for the life that Brook has helped make for her. Tori enters the store and is greeted by Brook, who brings her to the back to discuss things. Scarlett briefs Saffron on her search for finding her birth parents, and can't find much. Scarlett says despite knowing her mother's name is Scarlett, it doesn't help that she doesn't know her real name. Brook then reveals she can get access on the dark web to deaths and adoptions, and if Scarlett wants her to, she can figure out about Scarlett's birth parents. Scarlett then says she'll have to think it over. Later that night, Brook reveals it wasn't hard to track them down and holds a manila folder with Scarlett's parents names. Scarlett says she's not ready to discover the truth, but isn't able to get her mind off of it, so Brook suggests that they along with Cleo, Pat, and Tori go barhopping dressed as nuns, which they do. Meanwhile, Carol is at her rehab center, where she has been successful in combatting her alcoholism. After an AA meeting, she is granted access to leave the facility, where Stu picks her up from later. Stu takes her out on a nice date, where Carol thanks him for everything he's done for her. After being tested with wine at the restaurant, Carol decides against it. When they return to Carol's house, they realize that they didn't take out the trash or food from the fridge that has now expired. The two then begin mad cleaning, where they bond and eventually kiss. Meanwhile, Mick is glad that The Fainting Goat is largely successful because of the brothel, much to Stu's unwanting. Mick hired Helena, who has developed into one of Mick's best friends. The two bond over their life philosophies of making rash choices and not letting things bother them too much. After work, they climb to the top of The Fainting Goat, where they take shots and gaze at the stars. Helena asks about Mick's life, where he reveals all of the drama that they've encountered in Duluth and how he feels he doesn't even know Chelsey anymore or his kids, who've all changed and he's stayed the same. Helena assures him that parents and spouses just need to be there for each other through hard times and times of change. Meanwhile, Dodger and Vangie's friendship has strained since Niko got deported and Vangie has been left with Dodger alone, who's seems apathetic to her. Vangie is shocked when she gets a hold of weed and Dodger doesn't even have the desire to smoke it anymore, but instead eats the weed to scare Vangie off. Bridget and Lydia who are now done with middle school, are excited to go to a high school party that a bunch of 8th graders are invited to at the beginning of summer. However, once getting to the party, everyone recognizes Bridget as the mother of a drug dealer. Bridget is shocked, unaware that her mother was dealing, especially to children. Bridget then drunkeningly breaks down in a bathroom with Lydia about how her mother's luck will eventually run out and her life will be ruined. Lydia comforts Bridget and tells her that she needs to tell people her feelings or at least write them down, because it will eat her up inside. Lydia then walks Bridget home, where she advises Bridget against drinking, saying it's not good for her. One night Mick comes to Berta and asks her to check in on Chelsey and see if they're okay. Upon realizing that Berta knows something he doesn't, he begs her to tell him but she can't. Berta later tells Chelsey she needs to talk to Mick, but Chelsey explains that he would be disappointed with her and it's better kept a secret from everyone. Berta tells Chelsey that her growhouse isn't that best kept of a secret and sooner or later it'll all come out and it'd be better for Mick to hear from her than someone else.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Lydia, to a drunken sobbing Bridget at a party after she learns about Chelsey being a drug dealer again
Guest Cast: Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Two months after the events of the previous episode, it's the last day of school and beginning of the first summer in Duluth for the Johnsons. Chelsey's growing business has incredibly flourished, as Bender's unique strain is wildly popular. Montages are shown of the entire team (Chelsey, Bender, Muffy, Arlo, Tori, and Olive) selling, all extremely confident in their abilities to sell in bulk and at a large price. In effect, the six have all become incredibly rich, and have been able to even schmooze over local law enforcement and sell them drugs. Olive, who doesn't sell, but instead makes sure everything legal is out of their hair and provides her mansion to sell at, finally has grown to have a friendship with Chelsey. She expresses her concerns over having the anti-drug campaign in Duluth and is afraid of getting caught and being called a hypocrite. Chelsey tries to assure Olive that since she's been running Duluth, the place has become safer and she has become a better version of herself, not getting piss drunk anymore. Olive reflects somberly on her piss drunken nights that she misses. Arlo decided to live with Tori in her apartment, and the two are currently part of an unclear "it's complicated" relationship. Arlo reveals to Chelsey that Tori sometimes is a little stalkery and psychotic, but he loves it. Tori talks about how being involved in dealing has given her life a new sense of purpose. Bender and Chelsey have worked their operation into a well-oiled machine and managed to hide it from Swayne. Chelsey uses the cover of her Candice's cancer and Carol's rehab to only pick up weed once a week, which she just pays Swayne for using her money and gives the weed to Berta's Mexican cleaning crew. After Chelsey leaves Swayne house to pick up an order, Swayne confronts Bender about if he's stayed clear of her, which Bender lies and agrees. Swayne then talks about how he's always had the hots for Chelsey and a woman in charge. Muffy has been using her drug money to help pay for Candice's chemo, now that she's open with her about the drug business. Candice, who has no hair due to chemo (but she doesn't mind), is slowly making progress in her cancer journey and hoping for a quick recovery. Candice still doesn't trust Muffy fully, upset about keeping the drug business from her and especially that Niko got taken away from them. Muffy brings up the idea about them getting married again, but Candice seems iffy saying she has a lot on her mind with cancer and doesn't know if she trusts Muffy as her spouse again. Meanwhile, Scarlett, who now has her license, finishes her last day of junior year and goes to pick up Saffron for work, as now they both work at Namaste Gifts and Healing with Brook. After arriving at work, they are greeted by Brook, who they both have a very good relationship with, as Brook considers them her daughters. Pat and Cleo are jealous of the attention that Brook has given the two girls, and make snarky comments consistently. After being sent home, the twins run into Tori in the parking lot. They talk very discretely, where it's revealed that Tori used to live with Cleo and Pat, but now is living somewhere else because she's working with a different operation. Cleo questions if Tori is no longer a follower with Brook, and Tori explains that's not the case and she's grateful for the life that Brook has helped make for her. Tori enters the store and is greeted by Brook, who brings her to the back to discuss things. Scarlett briefs Saffron on her search for finding her birth parents, and can't find much. Scarlett says despite knowing her mother's name is Scarlett, it doesn't help that she doesn't know her real name. Brook then reveals she can get access on the dark web to deaths and adoptions, and if Scarlett wants her to, she can figure out about Scarlett's birth parents. Scarlett then says she'll have to think it over. Later that night, Brook reveals it wasn't hard to track them down and holds a manila folder with Scarlett's parents names. Scarlett says she's not ready to discover the truth, but isn't able to get her mind off of it, so Brook suggests that they along with Cleo, Pat, and Tori go barhopping dressed as nuns, which they do. Meanwhile, Carol is at her rehab center, where she has been successful in combatting her alcoholism. After an AA meeting, she is granted access to leave the facility, where Stu picks her up from later. Stu takes her out on a nice date, where Carol thanks him for everything he's done for her. After being tested with wine at the restaurant, Carol decides against it. When they return to Carol's house, they realize that they didn't take out the trash or food from the fridge that has now expired. The two then begin mad cleaning, where they bond and eventually kiss. Meanwhile, Mick is glad that The Fainting Goat is largely successful because of the brothel, much to Stu's unwanting. Mick hired Helena, who has developed into one of Mick's best friends. The two bond over their life philosophies of making rash choices and not letting things bother them too much. After work, they climb to the top of The Fainting Goat, where they take shots and gaze at the stars. Helena asks about Mick's life, where he reveals all of the drama that they've encountered in Duluth and how he feels he doesn't even know Chelsey anymore or his kids, who've all changed and he's stayed the same. Helena assures him that parents and spouses just need to be there for each other through hard times and times of change. Meanwhile, Dodger and Vangie's friendship has strained since Niko got deported and Vangie has been left with Dodger alone, who's seems apathetic to her. Vangie is shocked when she gets a hold of weed and Dodger doesn't even have the desire to smoke it anymore, but instead eats the weed to scare Vangie off. Bridget and Lydia who are now done with middle school, are excited to go to a high school party that a bunch of 8th graders are invited to at the beginning of summer. However, once getting to the party, everyone recognizes Bridget as the mother of a drug dealer. Bridget is shocked, unaware that her mother was dealing, especially to children. Bridget then drunkeningly breaks down in a bathroom with Lydia about how her mother's luck will eventually run out and her life will be ruined. Lydia comforts Bridget and tells her that she needs to tell people her feelings or at least write them down, because it will eat her up inside. Lydia then walks Bridget home, where she advises Bridget against drinking, saying it's not good for her. One night Mick comes to Berta and asks her to check in on Chelsey and see if they're okay. Upon realizing that Berta knows something he doesn't, he begs her to tell him but she can't. Berta later tells Chelsey she needs to talk to Mick, but Chelsey explains that he would be disappointed with her and it's better kept a secret from everyone. Berta tells Chelsey that her growhouse isn't that best kept of a secret and sooner or later it'll all come out and it'd be better for Mick to hear from her than someone else.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Lydia, to a drunken sobbing Bridget at a party after she learns about Chelsey being a drug dealer again
Guest Cast: Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Two months after the events of the previous episode, it's the last day of school and beginning of the first summer in Duluth for the Johnsons. Chelsey's growing business has incredibly flourished, as Bender's unique strain is wildly popular. Montages are shown of the entire team (Chelsey, Bender, Muffy, Arlo, Tori, and Olive) selling, all extremely confident in their abilities to sell in bulk and at a large price. In effect, the six have all become incredibly rich, and have been able to even schmooze over local law enforcement and sell them drugs. Olive, who doesn't sell, but instead makes sure everything legal is out of their hair and provides her mansion to sell at, finally has grown to have a friendship with Chelsey. She expresses her concerns over having the anti-drug campaign in Duluth and is afraid of getting caught and being called a hypocrite. Chelsey tries to assure Olive that since she's been running Duluth, the place has become safer and she has become a better version of herself, not getting piss drunk anymore. Olive reflects somberly on her piss drunken nights that she misses. Arlo decided to live with Tori in her apartment, and the two are currently part of an unclear "it's complicated" relationship. Arlo reveals to Chelsey that Tori sometimes is a little stalkery and psychotic, but he loves it. Tori talks about how being involved in dealing has given her life a new sense of purpose. Bender and Chelsey have worked their operation into a well-oiled machine and managed to hide it from Swayne. Chelsey uses the cover of her Candice's cancer and Carol's rehab to only pick up weed once a week, which she just pays Swayne for using her money and gives the weed to Berta's Mexican cleaning crew. After Chelsey leaves Swayne house to pick up an order, Swayne confronts Bender about if he's stayed clear of her, which Bender lies and agrees. Swayne then talks about how he's always had the hots for Chelsey and a woman in charge. Muffy has been using her drug money to help pay for Candice's chemo, now that she's open with her about the drug business. Candice, who has no hair due to chemo (but she doesn't mind), is slowly making progress in her cancer journey and hoping for a quick recovery. Candice still doesn't trust Muffy fully, upset about keeping the drug business from her and especially that Niko got taken away from them. Muffy brings up the idea about them getting married again, but Candice seems iffy saying she has a lot on her mind with cancer and doesn't know if she trusts Muffy as her spouse again. Meanwhile, Scarlett, who now has her license, finishes her last day of junior year and goes to pick up Saffron for work, as now they both work at Namaste Gifts and Healing with Brook. After arriving at work, they are greeted by Brook, who they both have a very good relationship with, as Brook considers them her daughters. Pat and Cleo are jealous of the attention that Brook has given the two girls, and make snarky comments consistently. After being sent home, the twins run into Tori in the parking lot. They talk very discretely, where it's revealed that Tori used to live with Cleo and Pat, but now is living somewhere else because she's working with a different operation. Cleo questions if Tori is no longer a follower with Brook, and Tori explains that's not the case and she's grateful for the life that Brook has helped make for her. Tori enters the store and is greeted by Brook, who brings her to the back to discuss things. Scarlett briefs Saffron on her search for finding her birth parents, and can't find much. Scarlett says despite knowing her mother's name is Scarlett, it doesn't help that she doesn't know her real name. Brook then reveals she can get access on the dark web to deaths and adoptions, and if Scarlett wants her to, she can figure out about Scarlett's birth parents. Scarlett then says she'll have to think it over. Later that night, Brook reveals it wasn't hard to track them down and holds a manila folder with Scarlett's parents names. Scarlett says she's not ready to discover the truth, but isn't able to get her mind off of it, so Brook suggests that they along with Cleo, Pat, and Tori go barhopping dressed as nuns, which they do. Meanwhile, Carol is at her rehab center, where she has been successful in combatting her alcoholism. After an AA meeting, she is granted access to leave the facility, where Stu picks her up from later. Stu takes her out on a nice date, where Carol thanks him for everything he's done for her. After being tested with wine at the restaurant, Carol decides against it. When they return to Carol's house, they realize that they didn't take out the trash or food from the fridge that has now expired. The two then begin mad cleaning, where they bond and eventually kiss. Meanwhile, Mick is glad that The Fainting Goat is largely successful because of the brothel, much to Stu's unwanting. Mick hired Helena, who has developed into one of Mick's best friends. The two bond over their life philosophies of making rash choices and not letting things bother them too much. After work, they climb to the top of The Fainting Goat, where they take shots and gaze at the stars. Helena asks about Mick's life, where he reveals all of the drama that they've encountered in Duluth and how he feels he doesn't even know Chelsey anymore or his kids, who've all changed and he's stayed the same. Helena assures him that parents and spouses just need to be there for each other through hard times and times of change. Meanwhile, Dodger and Vangie's friendship has strained since Niko got deported and Vangie has been left with Dodger alone, who's seems apathetic to her. Vangie is shocked when she gets a hold of weed and Dodger doesn't even have the desire to smoke it anymore, but instead eats the weed to scare Vangie off. Bridget and Lydia who are now done with middle school, are excited to go to a high school party that a bunch of 8th graders are invited to at the beginning of summer. However, once getting to the party, everyone recognizes Bridget as the mother of a drug dealer. Bridget is shocked, unaware that her mother was dealing, especially to children. Bridget then drunkeningly breaks down in a bathroom with Lydia about how her mother's luck will eventually run out and her life will be ruined. Lydia comforts Bridget and tells her that she needs to tell people her feelings or at least write them down, because it will eat her up inside. Lydia then walks Bridget home, where she advises Bridget against drinking, saying it's not good for her. One night Mick comes to Berta and asks her to check in on Chelsey and see if they're okay. Upon realizing that Berta knows something he doesn't, he begs her to tell him but she can't. Berta later tells Chelsey she needs to talk to Mick, but Chelsey explains that he would be disappointed with her and it's better kept a secret from everyone. Berta tells Chelsey that her growhouse isn't that best kept of a secret and sooner or later it'll all come out and it'd be better for Mick to hear from her than someone else.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Lydia, to a drunken sobbing Bridget at a party after she learns about Chelsey being a drug dealer again
Guest Cast: Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Two months after the events of the previous episode, it's the last day of school and beginning of the first summer in Duluth for the Johnsons. Chelsey's growing business has incredibly flourished, as Bender's unique strain is wildly popular. Montages are shown of the entire team (Chelsey, Bender, Muffy, Arlo, Tori, and Olive) selling, all extremely confident in their abilities to sell in bulk and at a large price. In effect, the six have all become incredibly rich, and have been able to even schmooze over local law enforcement and sell them drugs. Olive, who doesn't sell, but instead makes sure everything legal is out of their hair and provides her mansion to sell at, finally has grown to have a friendship with Chelsey. She expresses her concerns over having the anti-drug campaign in Duluth and is afraid of getting caught and being called a hypocrite. Chelsey tries to assure Olive that since she's been running Duluth, the place has become safer and she has become a better version of herself, not getting piss drunk anymore. Olive reflects somberly on her piss drunken nights that she misses. Arlo decided to live with Tori in her apartment, and the two are currently part of an unclear "it's complicated" relationship. Arlo reveals to Chelsey that Tori sometimes is a little stalkery and psychotic, but he loves it. Tori talks about how being involved in dealing has given her life a new sense of purpose. Bender and Chelsey have worked their operation into a well-oiled machine and managed to hide it from Swayne. Chelsey uses the cover of her Candice's cancer and Carol's rehab to only pick up weed once a week, which she just pays Swayne for using her money and gives the weed to Berta's Mexican cleaning crew. After Chelsey leaves Swayne house to pick up an order, Swayne confronts Bender about if he's stayed clear of her, which Bender lies and agrees. Swayne then talks about how he's always had the hots for Chelsey and a woman in charge. Muffy has been using her drug money to help pay for Candice's chemo, now that she's open with her about the drug business. Candice, who has no hair due to chemo (but she doesn't mind), is slowly making progress in her cancer journey and hoping for a quick recovery. Candice still doesn't trust Muffy fully, upset about keeping the drug business from her and especially that Niko got taken away from them. Muffy brings up the idea about them getting married again, but Candice seems iffy saying she has a lot on her mind with cancer and doesn't know if she trusts Muffy as her spouse again. Meanwhile, Scarlett, who now has her license, finishes her last day of junior year and goes to pick up Saffron for work, as now they both work at Namaste Gifts and Healing with Brook. After arriving at work, they are greeted by Brook, who they both have a very good relationship with, as Brook considers them her daughters. Pat and Cleo are jealous of the attention that Brook has given the two girls, and make snarky comments consistently. After being sent home, the twins run into Tori in the parking lot. They talk very discretely, where it's revealed that Tori used to live with Cleo and Pat, but now is living somewhere else because she's working with a different operation. Cleo questions if Tori is no longer a follower with Brook, and Tori explains that's not the case and she's grateful for the life that Brook has helped make for her. Tori enters the store and is greeted by Brook, who brings her to the back to discuss things. Scarlett briefs Saffron on her search for finding her birth parents, and can't find much. Scarlett says despite knowing her mother's name is Scarlett, it doesn't help that she doesn't know her real name. Brook then reveals she can get access on the dark web to deaths and adoptions, and if Scarlett wants her to, she can figure out about Scarlett's birth parents. Scarlett then says she'll have to think it over. Later that night, Brook reveals it wasn't hard to track them down and holds a manila folder with Scarlett's parents names. Scarlett says she's not ready to discover the truth, but isn't able to get her mind off of it, so Brook suggests that they along with Cleo, Pat, and Tori go barhopping dressed as nuns, which they do. Meanwhile, Carol is at her rehab center, where she has been successful in combatting her alcoholism. After an AA meeting, she is granted access to leave the facility, where Stu picks her up from later. Stu takes her out on a nice date, where Carol thanks him for everything he's done for her. After being tested with wine at the restaurant, Carol decides against it. When they return to Carol's house, they realize that they didn't take out the trash or food from the fridge that has now expired. The two then begin mad cleaning, where they bond and eventually kiss. Meanwhile, Mick is glad that The Fainting Goat is largely successful because of the brothel, much to Stu's unwanting. Mick hired Helena, who has developed into one of Mick's best friends. The two bond over their life philosophies of making rash choices and not letting things bother them too much. After work, they climb to the top of The Fainting Goat, where they take shots and gaze at the stars. Helena asks about Mick's life, where he reveals all of the drama that they've encountered in Duluth and how he feels he doesn't even know Chelsey anymore or his kids, who've all changed and he's stayed the same. Helena assures him that parents and spouses just need to be there for each other through hard times and times of change. Meanwhile, Dodger and Vangie's friendship has strained since Niko got deported and Vangie has been left with Dodger alone, who's seems apathetic to her. Vangie is shocked when she gets a hold of weed and Dodger doesn't even have the desire to smoke it anymore, but instead eats the weed to scare Vangie off. Bridget and Lydia who are now done with middle school, are excited to go to a high school party that a bunch of 8th graders are invited to at the beginning of summer. However, once getting to the party, everyone recognizes Bridget as the mother of a drug dealer. Bridget is shocked, unaware that her mother was dealing, especially to children. Bridget then drunkeningly breaks down in a bathroom with Lydia about how her mother's luck will eventually run out and her life will be ruined. Lydia comforts Bridget and tells her that she needs to tell people her feelings or at least write them down, because it will eat her up inside. Lydia then walks Bridget home, where she advises Bridget against drinking, saying it's not good for her. One night Mick comes to Berta and asks her to check in on Chelsey and see if they're okay. Upon realizing that Berta knows something he doesn't, he begs her to tell him but she can't. Berta later tells Chelsey she needs to talk to Mick, but Chelsey explains that he would be disappointed with her and it's better kept a secret from everyone. Berta tells Chelsey that her growhouse isn't that best kept of a secret and sooner or later it'll all come out and it'd be better for Mick to hear from her than someone else.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Lydia, to a drunken sobbing Bridget at a party after she learns about Chelsey being a drug dealer again
Guest Cast: Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Two months after the events of the previous episode, it's the last day of school and beginning of the first summer in Duluth for the Johnsons. Chelsey's growing business has incredibly flourished, as Bender's unique strain is wildly popular. Montages are shown of the entire team (Chelsey, Bender, Muffy, Arlo, Tori, and Olive) selling, all extremely confident in their abilities to sell in bulk and at a large price. In effect, the six have all become incredibly rich, and have been able to even schmooze over local law enforcement and sell them drugs. Olive, who doesn't sell, but instead makes sure everything legal is out of their hair and provides her mansion to sell at, finally has grown to have a friendship with Chelsey. She expresses her concerns over having the anti-drug campaign in Duluth and is afraid of getting caught and being called a hypocrite. Chelsey tries to assure Olive that since she's been running Duluth, the place has become safer and she has become a better version of herself, not getting piss drunk anymore. Olive reflects somberly on her piss drunken nights that she misses. Arlo decided to live with Tori in her apartment, and the two are currently part of an unclear "it's complicated" relationship. Arlo reveals to Chelsey that Tori sometimes is a little stalkery and psychotic, but he loves it. Tori talks about how being involved in dealing has given her life a new sense of purpose. Bender and Chelsey have worked their operation into a well-oiled machine and managed to hide it from Swayne. Chelsey uses the cover of her Candice's cancer and Carol's rehab to only pick up weed once a week, which she just pays Swayne for using her money and gives the weed to Berta's Mexican cleaning crew. After Chelsey leaves Swayne house to pick up an order, Swayne confronts Bender about if he's stayed clear of her, which Bender lies and agrees. Swayne then talks about how he's always had the hots for Chelsey and a woman in charge. Muffy has been using her drug money to help pay for Candice's chemo, now that she's open with her about the drug business. Candice, who has no hair due to chemo (but she doesn't mind), is slowly making progress in her cancer journey and hoping for a quick recovery. Candice still doesn't trust Muffy fully, upset about keeping the drug business from her and especially that Niko got taken away from them. Muffy brings up the idea about them getting married again, but Candice seems iffy saying she has a lot on her mind with cancer and doesn't know if she trusts Muffy as her spouse again. Meanwhile, Scarlett, who now has her license, finishes her last day of junior year and goes to pick up Saffron for work, as now they both work at Namaste Gifts and Healing with Brook. After arriving at work, they are greeted by Brook, who they both have a very good relationship with, as Brook considers them her daughters. Pat and Cleo are jealous of the attention that Brook has given the two girls, and make snarky comments consistently. After being sent home, the twins run into Tori in the parking lot. They talk very discretely, where it's revealed that Tori used to live with Cleo and Pat, but now is living somewhere else because she's working with a different operation. Cleo questions if Tori is no longer a follower with Brook, and Tori explains that's not the case and she's grateful for the life that Brook has helped make for her. Tori enters the store and is greeted by Brook, who brings her to the back to discuss things. Scarlett briefs Saffron on her search for finding her birth parents, and can't find much. Scarlett says despite knowing her mother's name is Scarlett, it doesn't help that she doesn't know her real name. Brook then reveals she can get access on the dark web to deaths and adoptions, and if Scarlett wants her to, she can figure out about Scarlett's birth parents. Scarlett then says she'll have to think it over. Later that night, Brook reveals it wasn't hard to track them down and holds a manila folder with Scarlett's parents names. Scarlett says she's not ready to discover the truth, but isn't able to get her mind off of it, so Brook suggests that they along with Cleo, Pat, and Tori go barhopping dressed as nuns, which they do. Meanwhile, Carol is at her rehab center, where she has been successful in combatting her alcoholism. After an AA meeting, she is granted access to leave the facility, where Stu picks her up from later. Stu takes her out on a nice date, where Carol thanks him for everything he's done for her. After being tested with wine at the restaurant, Carol decides against it. When they return to Carol's house, they realize that they didn't take out the trash or food from the fridge that has now expired. The two then begin mad cleaning, where they bond and eventually kiss. Meanwhile, Mick is glad that The Fainting Goat is largely successful because of the brothel, much to Stu's unwanting. Mick hired Helena, who has developed into one of Mick's best friends. The two bond over their life philosophies of making rash choices and not letting things bother them too much. After work, they climb to the top of The Fainting Goat, where they take shots and gaze at the stars. Helena asks about Mick's life, where he reveals all of the drama that they've encountered in Duluth and how he feels he doesn't even know Chelsey anymore or his kids, who've all changed and he's stayed the same. Helena assures him that parents and spouses just need to be there for each other through hard times and times of change. Meanwhile, Dodger and Vangie's friendship has strained since Niko got deported and Vangie has been left with Dodger alone, who's seems apathetic to her. Vangie is shocked when she gets a hold of weed and Dodger doesn't even have the desire to smoke it anymore, but instead eats the weed to scare Vangie off. Bridget and Lydia who are now done with middle school, are excited to go to a high school party that a bunch of 8th graders are invited to at the beginning of summer. However, once getting to the party, everyone recognizes Bridget as the mother of a drug dealer. Bridget is shocked, unaware that her mother was dealing, especially to children. Bridget then drunkeningly breaks down in a bathroom with Lydia about how her mother's luck will eventually run out and her life will be ruined. Lydia comforts Bridget and tells her that she needs to tell people her feelings or at least write them down, because it will eat her up inside. Lydia then walks Bridget home, where she advises Bridget against drinking, saying it's not good for her. One night Mick comes to Berta and asks her to check in on Chelsey and see if they're okay. Upon realizing that Berta knows something he doesn't, he begs her to tell him but she can't. Berta later tells Chelsey she needs to talk to Mick, but Chelsey explains that he would be disappointed with her and it's better kept a secret from everyone. Berta tells Chelsey that her growhouse isn't that best kept of a secret and sooner or later it'll all come out and it'd be better for Mick to hear from her than someone else.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Lydia, to a drunken sobbing Bridget at a party after she learns about Chelsey being a drug dealer again
Guest Cast: Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow	
Two months after the events of the previous episode, it's the last day of school and beginning of the first summer in Duluth for the Johnsons. Chelsey's growing business has incredibly flourished, as Bender's unique strain is wildly popular. Montages are shown of the entire team (Chelsey, Bender, Muffy, Arlo, Tori, and Olive) selling, all extremely confident in their abilities to sell in bulk and at a large price. In effect, the six have all become incredibly rich, and have been able to even schmooze over local law enforcement and sell them drugs. Olive, who doesn't sell, but instead makes sure everything legal is out of their hair and provides her mansion to sell at, finally has grown to have a friendship with Chelsey. She expresses her concerns over having the anti-drug campaign in Duluth and is afraid of getting caught and being called a hypocrite. Chelsey tries to assure Olive that since she's been running Duluth, the place has become safer and she has become a better version of herself, not getting piss drunk anymore. Olive reflects somberly on her piss drunken nights that she misses. Arlo decided to live with Tori in her apartment, and the two are currently part of an unclear "it's complicated" relationship. Arlo reveals to Chelsey that Tori sometimes is a little stalkery and psychotic, but he loves it. Tori talks about how being involved in dealing has given her life a new sense of purpose. Bender and Chelsey have worked their operation into a well-oiled machine and managed to hide it from Swayne. Chelsey uses the cover of her Candice's cancer and Carol's rehab to only pick up weed once a week, which she just pays Swayne for using her money and gives the weed to Berta's Mexican cleaning crew. After Chelsey leaves Swayne house to pick up an order, Swayne confronts Bender about if he's stayed clear of her, which Bender lies and agrees. Swayne then talks about how he's always had the hots for Chelsey and a woman in charge. Muffy has been using her drug money to help pay for Candice's chemo, now that she's open with her about the drug business. Candice, who has no hair due to chemo (but she doesn't mind), is slowly making progress in her cancer journey and hoping for a quick recovery. Candice still doesn't trust Muffy fully, upset about keeping the drug business from her and especially that Niko got taken away from them. Muffy brings up the idea about them getting married again, but Candice seems iffy saying she has a lot on her mind with cancer and doesn't know if she trusts Muffy as her spouse again. Meanwhile, Scarlett, who now has her license, finishes her last day of junior year and goes to pick up Saffron for work, as now they both work at Namaste Gifts and Healing with Brook. After arriving at work, they are greeted by Brook, who they both have a very good relationship with, as Brook considers them her daughters. Pat and Cleo are jealous of the attention that Brook has given the two girls, and make snarky comments consistently. After being sent home, the twins run into Tori in the parking lot. They talk very discretely, where it's revealed that Tori used to live with Cleo and Pat, but now is living somewhere else because she's working with a different operation. Cleo questions if Tori is no longer a follower with Brook, and Tori explains that's not the case and she's grateful for the life that Brook has helped make for her. Tori enters the store and is greeted by Brook, who brings her to the back to discuss things. Scarlett briefs Saffron on her search for finding her birth parents, and can't find much. Scarlett says despite knowing her mother's name is Scarlett, it doesn't help that she doesn't know her real name. Brook then reveals she can get access on the dark web to deaths and adoptions, and if Scarlett wants her to, she can figure out about Scarlett's birth parents. Scarlett then says she'll have to think it over. Later that night, Brook reveals it wasn't hard to track them down and holds a manila folder with Scarlett's parents names. Scarlett says she's not ready to discover the truth, but isn't able to get her mind off of it, so Brook suggests that they along with Cleo, Pat, and Tori go barhopping dressed as nuns, which they do. Meanwhile, Carol is at her rehab center, where she has been successful in combatting her alcoholism. After an AA meeting, she is granted access to leave the facility, where Stu picks her up from later. Stu takes her out on a nice date, where Carol thanks him for everything he's done for her. After being tested with wine at the restaurant, Carol decides against it. When they return to Carol's house, they realize that they didn't take out the trash or food from the fridge that has now expired. The two then begin mad cleaning, where they bond and eventually kiss. Meanwhile, Mick is glad that The Fainting Goat is largely successful because of the brothel, much to Stu's unwanting. Mick hired Helena, who has developed into one of Mick's best friends. The two bond over their life philosophies of making rash choices and not letting things bother them too much. After work, they climb to the top of The Fainting Goat, where they take shots and gaze at the stars. Helena asks about Mick's life, where he reveals all of the drama that they've encountered in Duluth and how he feels he doesn't even know Chelsey anymore or his kids, who've all changed and he's stayed the same. Helena assures him that parents and spouses just need to be there for each other through hard times and times of change. Meanwhile, Dodger and Vangie's friendship has strained since Niko got deported and Vangie has been left with Dodger alone, who's seems apathetic to her. Vangie is shocked when she gets a hold of weed and Dodger doesn't even have the desire to smoke it anymore, but instead eats the weed to scare Vangie off. Bridget and Lydia who are now done with middle school, are excited to go to a high school party that a bunch of 8th graders are invited to at the beginning of summer. However, once getting to the party, everyone recognizes Bridget as the mother of a drug dealer. Bridget is shocked, unaware that her mother was dealing, especially to children. Bridget then drunkeningly breaks down in a bathroom with Lydia about how her mother's luck will eventually run out and her life will be ruined. Lydia comforts Bridget and tells her that she needs to tell people her feelings or at least write them down, because it will eat her up inside. Lydia then walks Bridget home, where she advises Bridget against drinking, saying it's not good for her. One night Mick comes to Berta and asks her to check in on Chelsey and see if they're okay. Upon realizing that Berta knows something he doesn't, he begs her to tell him but she can't. Berta later tells Chelsey she needs to talk to Mick, but Chelsey explains that he would be disappointed with her and it's better kept a secret from everyone. Berta tells Chelsey that her growhouse isn't that best kept of a secret and sooner or later it'll all come out and it'd be better for Mick to hear from her than someone else.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Lydia, to a drunken sobbing Bridget at a party after she learns about Chelsey being a drug dealer again
Guest Cast: Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow
 	 	 	 			
42 	12 	"Creamy Cubes" 	January 2017 			
Lydia and Bridget learn of an audition for a local commercial for a cafe and try to convince their parents to take them down, who don't have time. Eventually, Nina agrees to take the girls down to the studio to audition. Vangie tags along with them to audition as well, where Bridget is determined to get the part and become a local celebrity. While there, everyone is offered free samples of an Italian soda drink with whipped cream. After Vangie finishes her drink, the remnants remind her of a night when a drunken Mick, Chelsey, Carol, and Olive talked about "creamy cubes" in Mid-Atlantic accents. Vangie then starts talking about her creamy cubes in her cup, which get the attention of the stage manager. The stage manager interrupts Bridget's audition, saying that they have to hear Vangie right away. Vangie solely stands there and says "I love some creamy cubes" in a Mid-Atlantic accent, and the casting directors are blown away and offer Vangie the part. Nina then decides to become a crazy stage mom after she is proud of Vangie and becomes her agent. She gets Vangie all dolled up for filming the commercial, annoying Bridget and Lydia. After shooting the commercial, Vangie is approached to be the official face of the Northwoods Cafe and become The Creamy Cubes Girl. Once the commercial airs, Vangie becomes a local celebrity, and Nina feels as though she has purpose in show business once again. After one of their hook-ups, Dell reveals to Olive that his brother is in town and he wants her to meet him before they become an official thing. This prompts Olive to reflect on her own brother, Bender, where their past is still unknown. She calls Bender over to her house, where they talk, Olive calling him by his first name, Felix. It's revealed that Olive's father and Bender's mother died when they were really young and eventually their parents got married, making them step siblings. After they graduated, their parents soon got divorced and they were no longer family. This later led into a brief romantic relationship between the two, who justified their weird step-incest by saying they were no longer family on paper, however it ended quickly. After this, Bender and Olive grew apart, unsure of their weird feelings for each other and just cut off contact and it wasn't until Chelsey brought them together again that they were reunited. They explain how they're happy to be back together and be siblings again, both of them claiming that they need family at this point in their lives. Their meeting is cut short when Dell introduces his brother, DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio, putting Olive and Bender on edge. After Bender leaves, Holden questions Olive about Bender, saying that Felix Bender is a potential drug lord in Duluth and the one of the targets of Holden's investigation in Duluth after the recent drug explosion. Olive pretends to know nothing about Bender and just claims he's her old step-sibling. On their way out of the mansion, Lulu informs Olive that Tori and Chelsey are there to pick up product. After an awkward encounter because of Holden being there, Olive breaks away for a moment to warn them about the DEA Agent. Holden tells Dell that Olive is a quirky one. Meanwhile, Scarlett talks to Brook and Saffron about her nervousness to open the adoption folder and figure out who she is biologically. Brook explains that no matter what happens, Scarlett will always be considered family by her. Tori later shows up at the shop, where she sells product to Brook, who takes a large sum, saying she needs it for an upcoming event. Dodger meanwhile hangs out with Arlo all day when no one can watch over him during the day. Dodger learns about Arlo dealing again through his mother, where Dodger claims that his mom is a badass bitch for keeping this operation secret. Dodger then becomes inquisitive to Arlo about him being The Sniper and torturing Carol. Arlo, nervous about talking to someone so young, tells Dodger that it doesn't matter and he's incredibly sorry for everything he did. Dodger then claims that Arlo had to be fucked up somehow to actually go through with everything, causing Arlo to break down as Dodger sits, emotionless. Dodger then has a mini-monologue about how sometimes he thinks about scaring and hurting other people, how it gives him a rush. Arlo then drops Dodger off at the bar, telling Mick that he's scared for him. At the bar, Stu has grown jealous of how close Helena and Mick have become, and how successful they've made the bar. After they leave their shift at the bar, the two decide to go down to Canal Park and have fun. They go to Adventure Zone where they bond playing laser tag and later go out for pizza. While walking home, Mick says he hasn't felt close to anyone like this in a while and feels distant from Chelsey. After embracing, Mick suddenly snaps out of it and tells Helena that nothing can happen between them and he's sorry if he led her on. Helena, understanding, tells Mick not to worry about it. Meanwhile, Berta accompanies Candice on one of her chemo treatments, where they talk about Candice's life. She breaks down, saying she wants to forgive Muffy for keeping secrets and in turn getting Niko deported, but something is holding her back. Berta says that while she doesn't want to take sides, she explains that Muffy got herself in a bad situation that ended up being successful for her and how sometimes secrets gets too big and Muffy didn't know what to do until it was too late. Berta affirms that Muffy and Candice's love was something special and shouldn't just be thrown away because of this small difference. Berta reminds Candice that the reason they went to Poland to adopt Niko was because they realized life was too short to just sit and let it pass by. Berta then encourages Candice to try and move on from this bump in the road and realize that the rest of their lives will be wonderful and full of joy. Candice then asks Berta what she thinks she should do. Candice then shows up at Olive's mansion, where Muffy and Chelsey are talking with Olive. Candice then walks up to Muffy and tells her to sit, as she explains that she forgives her for everything they did and she wants to move on from it and start their lives together and begin their family again and adopt Niko. Muffy is confused until Candice re-proposes to her, which she accepts. Everyone is ecstatic for the two to be together again. Dell later shows up at the house, where he pulls Olive aside and says that his brother is suspicious of Olive being involved in the drug ring due to people going in and out of her mansion all day and is planning to lead a raid on Olive's mansion tomorrow. Dell, who's oblivious of the growhouse is sent out as everyone sits in awe, wondering what they should do. Suddenly, Candice proposes that they have her and Muffy's wedding there tomorrow, saying that it would be the perfect cover-up of why people have been entering the mansion all day. Muffy surprised that she wants to get married so soon again, accepts. However, Chelsey then brings up that they'll need to move their entire growing operation to somewhere else. As Lulu walks in on them, Olive then gets the perfect idea and tells Chelsey to call up everyone in the operation, including anyone she trusts that has a car. A montage is then seen of people moving Lulu's things out of her house and into Olive's mansion (which Lulu is oblivious to and sees it as Olive wanting her closer to her), as the growhouse is transported to Lulu's house, where they hope it will be inconspicuous. After Chelsey, Olive, Dell, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, Tori, Bender, Berta, Carol, Dodger, Saffron, Scarlett, Brook, and Nina finish moving the growhouse to Lulu's, they begin to mad dash and set up the wedding overnight, as some stay behind and get the growhouse assembled. Berta exlciams that she doesn't know how many times she's had to been ready to pack up and relocate because of the Johnsons. The next day, Candice Slinkenhofner and Muffy Trudeau are officially married in the Mayoral Mansion, officiated by Berta. However, right as they begin to walk down the aisle, Holden storms in with a team of DEA Agents and surround the place, pointing guns at everyone. Everyone pretends to be shocked and surprised and Holden immediately feels embarassed. He apologizes, but Muffy invites him to stay for their reception. At the reception, everyone dances and is happy for the newlyweds, who reveal their honeymoon will be making a pitstop in Poland to officially adopt Niko. Holden pulls Olive aside at the reception and says he doesn't know who tipped Olive off but says he knows she's involved in the drug ring somehow and won't stop until justice is brought to her. Olive, panicked to save her own ass, tips Holden off to Swayne's house, saying she was waiting until the perfect time to call him in, but says if it'll get Holden off her ass then so be it. Olive then reveals to Bender and Chelsey that she tipped off Swayne's house, and Chelsey immediately calls Swayne to warn him.The episode ends with everyone dancing to "Deepthroat" by Cupcakke at the wedding reception, while Swayne and Esmé go into panic mode and begin proofing their house for the raid.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Vangie, as her catchphrase for the commercial she's in. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Wanke, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Lydia and Bridget learn of an audition for a local commercial for a cafe and try to convince their parents to take them down, who don't have time. Eventually, Nina agrees to take the girls down to the studio to audition. Vangie tags along with them to audition as well, where Bridget is determined to get the part and become a local celebrity. While there, everyone is offered free samples of an Italian soda drink with whipped cream. After Vangie finishes her drink, the remnants remind her of a night when a drunken Mick, Chelsey, Carol, and Olive talked about "creamy cubes" in Mid-Atlantic accents. Vangie then starts talking about her creamy cubes in her cup, which get the attention of the stage manager. The stage manager interrupts Bridget's audition, saying that they have to hear Vangie right away. Vangie solely stands there and says "I love some creamy cubes" in a Mid-Atlantic accent, and the casting directors are blown away and offer Vangie the part. Nina then decides to become a crazy stage mom after she is proud of Vangie and becomes her agent. She gets Vangie all dolled up for filming the commercial, annoying Bridget and Lydia. After shooting the commercial, Vangie is approached to be the official face of the Northwoods Cafe and become The Creamy Cubes Girl. Once the commercial airs, Vangie becomes a local celebrity, and Nina feels as though she has purpose in show business once again. After one of their hook-ups, Dell reveals to Olive that his brother is in town and he wants her to meet him before they become an official thing. This prompts Olive to reflect on her own brother, Bender, where their past is still unknown. She calls Bender over to her house, where they talk, Olive calling him by his first name, Felix. It's revealed that Olive's father and Bender's mother died when they were really young and eventually their parents got married, making them step siblings. After they graduated, their parents soon got divorced and they were no longer family. This later led into a brief romantic relationship between the two, who justified their weird step-incest by saying they were no longer family on paper, however it ended quickly. After this, Bender and Olive grew apart, unsure of their weird feelings for each other and just cut off contact and it wasn't until Chelsey brought them together again that they were reunited. They explain how they're happy to be back together and be siblings again, both of them claiming that they need family at this point in their lives. Their meeting is cut short when Dell introduces his brother, DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio, putting Olive and Bender on edge. After Bender leaves, Holden questions Olive about Bender, saying that Felix Bender is a potential drug lord in Duluth and the one of the targets of Holden's investigation in Duluth after the recent drug explosion. Olive pretends to know nothing about Bender and just claims he's her old step-sibling. On their way out of the mansion, Lulu informs Olive that Tori and Chelsey are there to pick up product. After an awkward encounter because of Holden being there, Olive breaks away for a moment to warn them about the DEA Agent. Holden tells Dell that Olive is a quirky one. Meanwhile, Scarlett talks to Brook and Saffron about her nervousness to open the adoption folder and figure out who she is biologically. Brook explains that no matter what happens, Scarlett will always be considered family by her. Tori later shows up at the shop, where she sells product to Brook, who takes a large sum, saying she needs it for an upcoming event. Dodger meanwhile hangs out with Arlo all day when no one can watch over him during the day. Dodger learns about Arlo dealing again through his mother, where Dodger claims that his mom is a badass bitch for keeping this operation secret. Dodger then becomes inquisitive to Arlo about him being The Sniper and torturing Carol. Arlo, nervous about talking to someone so young, tells Dodger that it doesn't matter and he's incredibly sorry for everything he did. Dodger then claims that Arlo had to be fucked up somehow to actually go through with everything, causing Arlo to break down as Dodger sits, emotionless. Dodger then has a mini-monologue about how sometimes he thinks about scaring and hurting other people, how it gives him a rush. Arlo then drops Dodger off at the bar, telling Mick that he's scared for him. At the bar, Stu has grown jealous of how close Helena and Mick have become, and how successful they've made the bar. After they leave their shift at the bar, the two decide to go down to Canal Park and have fun. They go to Adventure Zone where they bond playing laser tag and later go out for pizza. While walking home, Mick says he hasn't felt close to anyone like this in a while and feels distant from Chelsey. After embracing, Mick suddenly snaps out of it and tells Helena that nothing can happen between them and he's sorry if he led her on. Helena, understanding, tells Mick not to worry about it. Meanwhile, Berta accompanies Candice on one of her chemo treatments, where they talk about Candice's life. She breaks down, saying she wants to forgive Muffy for keeping secrets and in turn getting Niko deported, but something is holding her back. Berta says that while she doesn't want to take sides, she explains that Muffy got herself in a bad situation that ended up being successful for her and how sometimes secrets gets too big and Muffy didn't know what to do until it was too late. Berta affirms that Muffy and Candice's love was something special and shouldn't just be thrown away because of this small difference. Berta reminds Candice that the reason they went to Poland to adopt Niko was because they realized life was too short to just sit and let it pass by. Berta then encourages Candice to try and move on from this bump in the road and realize that the rest of their lives will be wonderful and full of joy. Candice then asks Berta what she thinks she should do. Candice then shows up at Olive's mansion, where Muffy and Chelsey are talking with Olive. Candice then walks up to Muffy and tells her to sit, as she explains that she forgives her for everything they did and she wants to move on from it and start their lives together and begin their family again and adopt Niko. Muffy is confused until Candice re-proposes to her, which she accepts. Everyone is ecstatic for the two to be together again. Dell later shows up at the house, where he pulls Olive aside and says that his brother is suspicious of Olive being involved in the drug ring due to people going in and out of her mansion all day and is planning to lead a raid on Olive's mansion tomorrow. Dell, who's oblivious of the growhouse is sent out as everyone sits in awe, wondering what they should do. Suddenly, Candice proposes that they have her and Muffy's wedding there tomorrow, saying that it would be the perfect cover-up of why people have been entering the mansion all day. Muffy surprised that she wants to get married so soon again, accepts. However, Chelsey then brings up that they'll need to move their entire growing operation to somewhere else. As Lulu walks in on them, Olive then gets the perfect idea and tells Chelsey to call up everyone in the operation, including anyone she trusts that has a car. A montage is then seen of people moving Lulu's things out of her house and into Olive's mansion (which Lulu is oblivious to and sees it as Olive wanting her closer to her), as the growhouse is transported to Lulu's house, where they hope it will be inconspicuous. After Chelsey, Olive, Dell, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, Tori, Bender, Berta, Carol, Dodger, Saffron, Scarlett, Brook, and Nina finish moving the growhouse to Lulu's, they begin to mad dash and set up the wedding overnight, as some stay behind and get the growhouse assembled. Berta exlciams that she doesn't know how many times she's had to been ready to pack up and relocate because of the Johnsons. The next day, Candice Slinkenhofner and Muffy Trudeau are officially married in the Mayoral Mansion, officiated by Berta. However, right as they begin to walk down the aisle, Holden storms in with a team of DEA Agents and surround the place, pointing guns at everyone. Everyone pretends to be shocked and surprised and Holden immediately feels embarassed. He apologizes, but Muffy invites him to stay for their reception. At the reception, everyone dances and is happy for the newlyweds, who reveal their honeymoon will be making a pitstop in Poland to officially adopt Niko. Holden pulls Olive aside at the reception and says he doesn't know who tipped Olive off but says he knows she's involved in the drug ring somehow and won't stop until justice is brought to her. Olive, panicked to save her own ass, tips Holden off to Swayne's house, saying she was waiting until the perfect time to call him in, but says if it'll get Holden off her ass then so be it. Olive then reveals to Bender and Chelsey that she tipped off Swayne's house, and Chelsey immediately calls Swayne to warn him.The episode ends with everyone dancing to "Deepthroat" by Cupcakke at the wedding reception, while Swayne and Esmé go into panic mode and begin proofing their house for the raid.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Vangie, as her catchphrase for the commercial she's in. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Wanke, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Lydia and Bridget learn of an audition for a local commercial for a cafe and try to convince their parents to take them down, who don't have time. Eventually, Nina agrees to take the girls down to the studio to audition. Vangie tags along with them to audition as well, where Bridget is determined to get the part and become a local celebrity. While there, everyone is offered free samples of an Italian soda drink with whipped cream. After Vangie finishes her drink, the remnants remind her of a night when a drunken Mick, Chelsey, Carol, and Olive talked about "creamy cubes" in Mid-Atlantic accents. Vangie then starts talking about her creamy cubes in her cup, which get the attention of the stage manager. The stage manager interrupts Bridget's audition, saying that they have to hear Vangie right away. Vangie solely stands there and says "I love some creamy cubes" in a Mid-Atlantic accent, and the casting directors are blown away and offer Vangie the part. Nina then decides to become a crazy stage mom after she is proud of Vangie and becomes her agent. She gets Vangie all dolled up for filming the commercial, annoying Bridget and Lydia. After shooting the commercial, Vangie is approached to be the official face of the Northwoods Cafe and become The Creamy Cubes Girl. Once the commercial airs, Vangie becomes a local celebrity, and Nina feels as though she has purpose in show business once again. After one of their hook-ups, Dell reveals to Olive that his brother is in town and he wants her to meet him before they become an official thing. This prompts Olive to reflect on her own brother, Bender, where their past is still unknown. She calls Bender over to her house, where they talk, Olive calling him by his first name, Felix. It's revealed that Olive's father and Bender's mother died when they were really young and eventually their parents got married, making them step siblings. After they graduated, their parents soon got divorced and they were no longer family. This later led into a brief romantic relationship between the two, who justified their weird step-incest by saying they were no longer family on paper, however it ended quickly. After this, Bender and Olive grew apart, unsure of their weird feelings for each other and just cut off contact and it wasn't until Chelsey brought them together again that they were reunited. They explain how they're happy to be back together and be siblings again, both of them claiming that they need family at this point in their lives. Their meeting is cut short when Dell introduces his brother, DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio, putting Olive and Bender on edge. After Bender leaves, Holden questions Olive about Bender, saying that Felix Bender is a potential drug lord in Duluth and the one of the targets of Holden's investigation in Duluth after the recent drug explosion. Olive pretends to know nothing about Bender and just claims he's her old step-sibling. On their way out of the mansion, Lulu informs Olive that Tori and Chelsey are there to pick up product. After an awkward encounter because of Holden being there, Olive breaks away for a moment to warn them about the DEA Agent. Holden tells Dell that Olive is a quirky one. Meanwhile, Scarlett talks to Brook and Saffron about her nervousness to open the adoption folder and figure out who she is biologically. Brook explains that no matter what happens, Scarlett will always be considered family by her. Tori later shows up at the shop, where she sells product to Brook, who takes a large sum, saying she needs it for an upcoming event. Dodger meanwhile hangs out with Arlo all day when no one can watch over him during the day. Dodger learns about Arlo dealing again through his mother, where Dodger claims that his mom is a badass bitch for keeping this operation secret. Dodger then becomes inquisitive to Arlo about him being The Sniper and torturing Carol. Arlo, nervous about talking to someone so young, tells Dodger that it doesn't matter and he's incredibly sorry for everything he did. Dodger then claims that Arlo had to be fucked up somehow to actually go through with everything, causing Arlo to break down as Dodger sits, emotionless. Dodger then has a mini-monologue about how sometimes he thinks about scaring and hurting other people, how it gives him a rush. Arlo then drops Dodger off at the bar, telling Mick that he's scared for him. At the bar, Stu has grown jealous of how close Helena and Mick have become, and how successful they've made the bar. After they leave their shift at the bar, the two decide to go down to Canal Park and have fun. They go to Adventure Zone where they bond playing laser tag and later go out for pizza. While walking home, Mick says he hasn't felt close to anyone like this in a while and feels distant from Chelsey. After embracing, Mick suddenly snaps out of it and tells Helena that nothing can happen between them and he's sorry if he led her on. Helena, understanding, tells Mick not to worry about it. Meanwhile, Berta accompanies Candice on one of her chemo treatments, where they talk about Candice's life. She breaks down, saying she wants to forgive Muffy for keeping secrets and in turn getting Niko deported, but something is holding her back. Berta says that while she doesn't want to take sides, she explains that Muffy got herself in a bad situation that ended up being successful for her and how sometimes secrets gets too big and Muffy didn't know what to do until it was too late. Berta affirms that Muffy and Candice's love was something special and shouldn't just be thrown away because of this small difference. Berta reminds Candice that the reason they went to Poland to adopt Niko was because they realized life was too short to just sit and let it pass by. Berta then encourages Candice to try and move on from this bump in the road and realize that the rest of their lives will be wonderful and full of joy. Candice then asks Berta what she thinks she should do. Candice then shows up at Olive's mansion, where Muffy and Chelsey are talking with Olive. Candice then walks up to Muffy and tells her to sit, as she explains that she forgives her for everything they did and she wants to move on from it and start their lives together and begin their family again and adopt Niko. Muffy is confused until Candice re-proposes to her, which she accepts. Everyone is ecstatic for the two to be together again. Dell later shows up at the house, where he pulls Olive aside and says that his brother is suspicious of Olive being involved in the drug ring due to people going in and out of her mansion all day and is planning to lead a raid on Olive's mansion tomorrow. Dell, who's oblivious of the growhouse is sent out as everyone sits in awe, wondering what they should do. Suddenly, Candice proposes that they have her and Muffy's wedding there tomorrow, saying that it would be the perfect cover-up of why people have been entering the mansion all day. Muffy surprised that she wants to get married so soon again, accepts. However, Chelsey then brings up that they'll need to move their entire growing operation to somewhere else. As Lulu walks in on them, Olive then gets the perfect idea and tells Chelsey to call up everyone in the operation, including anyone she trusts that has a car. A montage is then seen of people moving Lulu's things out of her house and into Olive's mansion (which Lulu is oblivious to and sees it as Olive wanting her closer to her), as the growhouse is transported to Lulu's house, where they hope it will be inconspicuous. After Chelsey, Olive, Dell, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, Tori, Bender, Berta, Carol, Dodger, Saffron, Scarlett, Brook, and Nina finish moving the growhouse to Lulu's, they begin to mad dash and set up the wedding overnight, as some stay behind and get the growhouse assembled. Berta exlciams that she doesn't know how many times she's had to been ready to pack up and relocate because of the Johnsons. The next day, Candice Slinkenhofner and Muffy Trudeau are officially married in the Mayoral Mansion, officiated by Berta. However, right as they begin to walk down the aisle, Holden storms in with a team of DEA Agents and surround the place, pointing guns at everyone. Everyone pretends to be shocked and surprised and Holden immediately feels embarassed. He apologizes, but Muffy invites him to stay for their reception. At the reception, everyone dances and is happy for the newlyweds, who reveal their honeymoon will be making a pitstop in Poland to officially adopt Niko. Holden pulls Olive aside at the reception and says he doesn't know who tipped Olive off but says he knows she's involved in the drug ring somehow and won't stop until justice is brought to her. Olive, panicked to save her own ass, tips Holden off to Swayne's house, saying she was waiting until the perfect time to call him in, but says if it'll get Holden off her ass then so be it. Olive then reveals to Bender and Chelsey that she tipped off Swayne's house, and Chelsey immediately calls Swayne to warn him.The episode ends with everyone dancing to "Deepthroat" by Cupcakke at the wedding reception, while Swayne and Esmé go into panic mode and begin proofing their house for the raid.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Vangie, as her catchphrase for the commercial she's in. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Wanke, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Lydia and Bridget learn of an audition for a local commercial for a cafe and try to convince their parents to take them down, who don't have time. Eventually, Nina agrees to take the girls down to the studio to audition. Vangie tags along with them to audition as well, where Bridget is determined to get the part and become a local celebrity. While there, everyone is offered free samples of an Italian soda drink with whipped cream. After Vangie finishes her drink, the remnants remind her of a night when a drunken Mick, Chelsey, Carol, and Olive talked about "creamy cubes" in Mid-Atlantic accents. Vangie then starts talking about her creamy cubes in her cup, which get the attention of the stage manager. The stage manager interrupts Bridget's audition, saying that they have to hear Vangie right away. Vangie solely stands there and says "I love some creamy cubes" in a Mid-Atlantic accent, and the casting directors are blown away and offer Vangie the part. Nina then decides to become a crazy stage mom after she is proud of Vangie and becomes her agent. She gets Vangie all dolled up for filming the commercial, annoying Bridget and Lydia. After shooting the commercial, Vangie is approached to be the official face of the Northwoods Cafe and become The Creamy Cubes Girl. Once the commercial airs, Vangie becomes a local celebrity, and Nina feels as though she has purpose in show business once again. After one of their hook-ups, Dell reveals to Olive that his brother is in town and he wants her to meet him before they become an official thing. This prompts Olive to reflect on her own brother, Bender, where their past is still unknown. She calls Bender over to her house, where they talk, Olive calling him by his first name, Felix. It's revealed that Olive's father and Bender's mother died when they were really young and eventually their parents got married, making them step siblings. After they graduated, their parents soon got divorced and they were no longer family. This later led into a brief romantic relationship between the two, who justified their weird step-incest by saying they were no longer family on paper, however it ended quickly. After this, Bender and Olive grew apart, unsure of their weird feelings for each other and just cut off contact and it wasn't until Chelsey brought them together again that they were reunited. They explain how they're happy to be back together and be siblings again, both of them claiming that they need family at this point in their lives. Their meeting is cut short when Dell introduces his brother, DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio, putting Olive and Bender on edge. After Bender leaves, Holden questions Olive about Bender, saying that Felix Bender is a potential drug lord in Duluth and the one of the targets of Holden's investigation in Duluth after the recent drug explosion. Olive pretends to know nothing about Bender and just claims he's her old step-sibling. On their way out of the mansion, Lulu informs Olive that Tori and Chelsey are there to pick up product. After an awkward encounter because of Holden being there, Olive breaks away for a moment to warn them about the DEA Agent. Holden tells Dell that Olive is a quirky one. Meanwhile, Scarlett talks to Brook and Saffron about her nervousness to open the adoption folder and figure out who she is biologically. Brook explains that no matter what happens, Scarlett will always be considered family by her. Tori later shows up at the shop, where she sells product to Brook, who takes a large sum, saying she needs it for an upcoming event. Dodger meanwhile hangs out with Arlo all day when no one can watch over him during the day. Dodger learns about Arlo dealing again through his mother, where Dodger claims that his mom is a badass bitch for keeping this operation secret. Dodger then becomes inquisitive to Arlo about him being The Sniper and torturing Carol. Arlo, nervous about talking to someone so young, tells Dodger that it doesn't matter and he's incredibly sorry for everything he did. Dodger then claims that Arlo had to be fucked up somehow to actually go through with everything, causing Arlo to break down as Dodger sits, emotionless. Dodger then has a mini-monologue about how sometimes he thinks about scaring and hurting other people, how it gives him a rush. Arlo then drops Dodger off at the bar, telling Mick that he's scared for him. At the bar, Stu has grown jealous of how close Helena and Mick have become, and how successful they've made the bar. After they leave their shift at the bar, the two decide to go down to Canal Park and have fun. They go to Adventure Zone where they bond playing laser tag and later go out for pizza. While walking home, Mick says he hasn't felt close to anyone like this in a while and feels distant from Chelsey. After embracing, Mick suddenly snaps out of it and tells Helena that nothing can happen between them and he's sorry if he led her on. Helena, understanding, tells Mick not to worry about it. Meanwhile, Berta accompanies Candice on one of her chemo treatments, where they talk about Candice's life. She breaks down, saying she wants to forgive Muffy for keeping secrets and in turn getting Niko deported, but something is holding her back. Berta says that while she doesn't want to take sides, she explains that Muffy got herself in a bad situation that ended up being successful for her and how sometimes secrets gets too big and Muffy didn't know what to do until it was too late. Berta affirms that Muffy and Candice's love was something special and shouldn't just be thrown away because of this small difference. Berta reminds Candice that the reason they went to Poland to adopt Niko was because they realized life was too short to just sit and let it pass by. Berta then encourages Candice to try and move on from this bump in the road and realize that the rest of their lives will be wonderful and full of joy. Candice then asks Berta what she thinks she should do. Candice then shows up at Olive's mansion, where Muffy and Chelsey are talking with Olive. Candice then walks up to Muffy and tells her to sit, as she explains that she forgives her for everything they did and she wants to move on from it and start their lives together and begin their family again and adopt Niko. Muffy is confused until Candice re-proposes to her, which she accepts. Everyone is ecstatic for the two to be together again. Dell later shows up at the house, where he pulls Olive aside and says that his brother is suspicious of Olive being involved in the drug ring due to people going in and out of her mansion all day and is planning to lead a raid on Olive's mansion tomorrow. Dell, who's oblivious of the growhouse is sent out as everyone sits in awe, wondering what they should do. Suddenly, Candice proposes that they have her and Muffy's wedding there tomorrow, saying that it would be the perfect cover-up of why people have been entering the mansion all day. Muffy surprised that she wants to get married so soon again, accepts. However, Chelsey then brings up that they'll need to move their entire growing operation to somewhere else. As Lulu walks in on them, Olive then gets the perfect idea and tells Chelsey to call up everyone in the operation, including anyone she trusts that has a car. A montage is then seen of people moving Lulu's things out of her house and into Olive's mansion (which Lulu is oblivious to and sees it as Olive wanting her closer to her), as the growhouse is transported to Lulu's house, where they hope it will be inconspicuous. After Chelsey, Olive, Dell, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, Tori, Bender, Berta, Carol, Dodger, Saffron, Scarlett, Brook, and Nina finish moving the growhouse to Lulu's, they begin to mad dash and set up the wedding overnight, as some stay behind and get the growhouse assembled. Berta exlciams that she doesn't know how many times she's had to been ready to pack up and relocate because of the Johnsons. The next day, Candice Slinkenhofner and Muffy Trudeau are officially married in the Mayoral Mansion, officiated by Berta. However, right as they begin to walk down the aisle, Holden storms in with a team of DEA Agents and surround the place, pointing guns at everyone. Everyone pretends to be shocked and surprised and Holden immediately feels embarassed. He apologizes, but Muffy invites him to stay for their reception. At the reception, everyone dances and is happy for the newlyweds, who reveal their honeymoon will be making a pitstop in Poland to officially adopt Niko. Holden pulls Olive aside at the reception and says he doesn't know who tipped Olive off but says he knows she's involved in the drug ring somehow and won't stop until justice is brought to her. Olive, panicked to save her own ass, tips Holden off to Swayne's house, saying she was waiting until the perfect time to call him in, but says if it'll get Holden off her ass then so be it. Olive then reveals to Bender and Chelsey that she tipped off Swayne's house, and Chelsey immediately calls Swayne to warn him.The episode ends with everyone dancing to "Deepthroat" by Cupcakke at the wedding reception, while Swayne and Esmé go into panic mode and begin proofing their house for the raid.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Vangie, as her catchphrase for the commercial she's in. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Wanke, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Lydia and Bridget learn of an audition for a local commercial for a cafe and try to convince their parents to take them down, who don't have time. Eventually, Nina agrees to take the girls down to the studio to audition. Vangie tags along with them to audition as well, where Bridget is determined to get the part and become a local celebrity. While there, everyone is offered free samples of an Italian soda drink with whipped cream. After Vangie finishes her drink, the remnants remind her of a night when a drunken Mick, Chelsey, Carol, and Olive talked about "creamy cubes" in Mid-Atlantic accents. Vangie then starts talking about her creamy cubes in her cup, which get the attention of the stage manager. The stage manager interrupts Bridget's audition, saying that they have to hear Vangie right away. Vangie solely stands there and says "I love some creamy cubes" in a Mid-Atlantic accent, and the casting directors are blown away and offer Vangie the part. Nina then decides to become a crazy stage mom after she is proud of Vangie and becomes her agent. She gets Vangie all dolled up for filming the commercial, annoying Bridget and Lydia. After shooting the commercial, Vangie is approached to be the official face of the Northwoods Cafe and become The Creamy Cubes Girl. Once the commercial airs, Vangie becomes a local celebrity, and Nina feels as though she has purpose in show business once again. After one of their hook-ups, Dell reveals to Olive that his brother is in town and he wants her to meet him before they become an official thing. This prompts Olive to reflect on her own brother, Bender, where their past is still unknown. She calls Bender over to her house, where they talk, Olive calling him by his first name, Felix. It's revealed that Olive's father and Bender's mother died when they were really young and eventually their parents got married, making them step siblings. After they graduated, their parents soon got divorced and they were no longer family. This later led into a brief romantic relationship between the two, who justified their weird step-incest by saying they were no longer family on paper, however it ended quickly. After this, Bender and Olive grew apart, unsure of their weird feelings for each other and just cut off contact and it wasn't until Chelsey brought them together again that they were reunited. They explain how they're happy to be back together and be siblings again, both of them claiming that they need family at this point in their lives. Their meeting is cut short when Dell introduces his brother, DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio, putting Olive and Bender on edge. After Bender leaves, Holden questions Olive about Bender, saying that Felix Bender is a potential drug lord in Duluth and the one of the targets of Holden's investigation in Duluth after the recent drug explosion. Olive pretends to know nothing about Bender and just claims he's her old step-sibling. On their way out of the mansion, Lulu informs Olive that Tori and Chelsey are there to pick up product. After an awkward encounter because of Holden being there, Olive breaks away for a moment to warn them about the DEA Agent. Holden tells Dell that Olive is a quirky one. Meanwhile, Scarlett talks to Brook and Saffron about her nervousness to open the adoption folder and figure out who she is biologically. Brook explains that no matter what happens, Scarlett will always be considered family by her. Tori later shows up at the shop, where she sells product to Brook, who takes a large sum, saying she needs it for an upcoming event. Dodger meanwhile hangs out with Arlo all day when no one can watch over him during the day. Dodger learns about Arlo dealing again through his mother, where Dodger claims that his mom is a badass bitch for keeping this operation secret. Dodger then becomes inquisitive to Arlo about him being The Sniper and torturing Carol. Arlo, nervous about talking to someone so young, tells Dodger that it doesn't matter and he's incredibly sorry for everything he did. Dodger then claims that Arlo had to be fucked up somehow to actually go through with everything, causing Arlo to break down as Dodger sits, emotionless. Dodger then has a mini-monologue about how sometimes he thinks about scaring and hurting other people, how it gives him a rush. Arlo then drops Dodger off at the bar, telling Mick that he's scared for him. At the bar, Stu has grown jealous of how close Helena and Mick have become, and how successful they've made the bar. After they leave their shift at the bar, the two decide to go down to Canal Park and have fun. They go to Adventure Zone where they bond playing laser tag and later go out for pizza. While walking home, Mick says he hasn't felt close to anyone like this in a while and feels distant from Chelsey. After embracing, Mick suddenly snaps out of it and tells Helena that nothing can happen between them and he's sorry if he led her on. Helena, understanding, tells Mick not to worry about it. Meanwhile, Berta accompanies Candice on one of her chemo treatments, where they talk about Candice's life. She breaks down, saying she wants to forgive Muffy for keeping secrets and in turn getting Niko deported, but something is holding her back. Berta says that while she doesn't want to take sides, she explains that Muffy got herself in a bad situation that ended up being successful for her and how sometimes secrets gets too big and Muffy didn't know what to do until it was too late. Berta affirms that Muffy and Candice's love was something special and shouldn't just be thrown away because of this small difference. Berta reminds Candice that the reason they went to Poland to adopt Niko was because they realized life was too short to just sit and let it pass by. Berta then encourages Candice to try and move on from this bump in the road and realize that the rest of their lives will be wonderful and full of joy. Candice then asks Berta what she thinks she should do. Candice then shows up at Olive's mansion, where Muffy and Chelsey are talking with Olive. Candice then walks up to Muffy and tells her to sit, as she explains that she forgives her for everything they did and she wants to move on from it and start their lives together and begin their family again and adopt Niko. Muffy is confused until Candice re-proposes to her, which she accepts. Everyone is ecstatic for the two to be together again. Dell later shows up at the house, where he pulls Olive aside and says that his brother is suspicious of Olive being involved in the drug ring due to people going in and out of her mansion all day and is planning to lead a raid on Olive's mansion tomorrow. Dell, who's oblivious of the growhouse is sent out as everyone sits in awe, wondering what they should do. Suddenly, Candice proposes that they have her and Muffy's wedding there tomorrow, saying that it would be the perfect cover-up of why people have been entering the mansion all day. Muffy surprised that she wants to get married so soon again, accepts. However, Chelsey then brings up that they'll need to move their entire growing operation to somewhere else. As Lulu walks in on them, Olive then gets the perfect idea and tells Chelsey to call up everyone in the operation, including anyone she trusts that has a car. A montage is then seen of people moving Lulu's things out of her house and into Olive's mansion (which Lulu is oblivious to and sees it as Olive wanting her closer to her), as the growhouse is transported to Lulu's house, where they hope it will be inconspicuous. After Chelsey, Olive, Dell, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, Tori, Bender, Berta, Carol, Dodger, Saffron, Scarlett, Brook, and Nina finish moving the growhouse to Lulu's, they begin to mad dash and set up the wedding overnight, as some stay behind and get the growhouse assembled. Berta exlciams that she doesn't know how many times she's had to been ready to pack up and relocate because of the Johnsons. The next day, Candice Slinkenhofner and Muffy Trudeau are officially married in the Mayoral Mansion, officiated by Berta. However, right as they begin to walk down the aisle, Holden storms in with a team of DEA Agents and surround the place, pointing guns at everyone. Everyone pretends to be shocked and surprised and Holden immediately feels embarassed. He apologizes, but Muffy invites him to stay for their reception. At the reception, everyone dances and is happy for the newlyweds, who reveal their honeymoon will be making a pitstop in Poland to officially adopt Niko. Holden pulls Olive aside at the reception and says he doesn't know who tipped Olive off but says he knows she's involved in the drug ring somehow and won't stop until justice is brought to her. Olive, panicked to save her own ass, tips Holden off to Swayne's house, saying she was waiting until the perfect time to call him in, but says if it'll get Holden off her ass then so be it. Olive then reveals to Bender and Chelsey that she tipped off Swayne's house, and Chelsey immediately calls Swayne to warn him.The episode ends with everyone dancing to "Deepthroat" by Cupcakke at the wedding reception, while Swayne and Esmé go into panic mode and begin proofing their house for the raid.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Vangie, as her catchphrase for the commercial she's in. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Wanke, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Lydia and Bridget learn of an audition for a local commercial for a cafe and try to convince their parents to take them down, who don't have time. Eventually, Nina agrees to take the girls down to the studio to audition. Vangie tags along with them to audition as well, where Bridget is determined to get the part and become a local celebrity. While there, everyone is offered free samples of an Italian soda drink with whipped cream. After Vangie finishes her drink, the remnants remind her of a night when a drunken Mick, Chelsey, Carol, and Olive talked about "creamy cubes" in Mid-Atlantic accents. Vangie then starts talking about her creamy cubes in her cup, which get the attention of the stage manager. The stage manager interrupts Bridget's audition, saying that they have to hear Vangie right away. Vangie solely stands there and says "I love some creamy cubes" in a Mid-Atlantic accent, and the casting directors are blown away and offer Vangie the part. Nina then decides to become a crazy stage mom after she is proud of Vangie and becomes her agent. She gets Vangie all dolled up for filming the commercial, annoying Bridget and Lydia. After shooting the commercial, Vangie is approached to be the official face of the Northwoods Cafe and become The Creamy Cubes Girl. Once the commercial airs, Vangie becomes a local celebrity, and Nina feels as though she has purpose in show business once again. After one of their hook-ups, Dell reveals to Olive that his brother is in town and he wants her to meet him before they become an official thing. This prompts Olive to reflect on her own brother, Bender, where their past is still unknown. She calls Bender over to her house, where they talk, Olive calling him by his first name, Felix. It's revealed that Olive's father and Bender's mother died when they were really young and eventually their parents got married, making them step siblings. After they graduated, their parents soon got divorced and they were no longer family. This later led into a brief romantic relationship between the two, who justified their weird step-incest by saying they were no longer family on paper, however it ended quickly. After this, Bender and Olive grew apart, unsure of their weird feelings for each other and just cut off contact and it wasn't until Chelsey brought them together again that they were reunited. They explain how they're happy to be back together and be siblings again, both of them claiming that they need family at this point in their lives. Their meeting is cut short when Dell introduces his brother, DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio, putting Olive and Bender on edge. After Bender leaves, Holden questions Olive about Bender, saying that Felix Bender is a potential drug lord in Duluth and the one of the targets of Holden's investigation in Duluth after the recent drug explosion. Olive pretends to know nothing about Bender and just claims he's her old step-sibling. On their way out of the mansion, Lulu informs Olive that Tori and Chelsey are there to pick up product. After an awkward encounter because of Holden being there, Olive breaks away for a moment to warn them about the DEA Agent. Holden tells Dell that Olive is a quirky one. Meanwhile, Scarlett talks to Brook and Saffron about her nervousness to open the adoption folder and figure out who she is biologically. Brook explains that no matter what happens, Scarlett will always be considered family by her. Tori later shows up at the shop, where she sells product to Brook, who takes a large sum, saying she needs it for an upcoming event. Dodger meanwhile hangs out with Arlo all day when no one can watch over him during the day. Dodger learns about Arlo dealing again through his mother, where Dodger claims that his mom is a badass bitch for keeping this operation secret. Dodger then becomes inquisitive to Arlo about him being The Sniper and torturing Carol. Arlo, nervous about talking to someone so young, tells Dodger that it doesn't matter and he's incredibly sorry for everything he did. Dodger then claims that Arlo had to be fucked up somehow to actually go through with everything, causing Arlo to break down as Dodger sits, emotionless. Dodger then has a mini-monologue about how sometimes he thinks about scaring and hurting other people, how it gives him a rush. Arlo then drops Dodger off at the bar, telling Mick that he's scared for him. At the bar, Stu has grown jealous of how close Helena and Mick have become, and how successful they've made the bar. After they leave their shift at the bar, the two decide to go down to Canal Park and have fun. They go to Adventure Zone where they bond playing laser tag and later go out for pizza. While walking home, Mick says he hasn't felt close to anyone like this in a while and feels distant from Chelsey. After embracing, Mick suddenly snaps out of it and tells Helena that nothing can happen between them and he's sorry if he led her on. Helena, understanding, tells Mick not to worry about it. Meanwhile, Berta accompanies Candice on one of her chemo treatments, where they talk about Candice's life. She breaks down, saying she wants to forgive Muffy for keeping secrets and in turn getting Niko deported, but something is holding her back. Berta says that while she doesn't want to take sides, she explains that Muffy got herself in a bad situation that ended up being successful for her and how sometimes secrets gets too big and Muffy didn't know what to do until it was too late. Berta affirms that Muffy and Candice's love was something special and shouldn't just be thrown away because of this small difference. Berta reminds Candice that the reason they went to Poland to adopt Niko was because they realized life was too short to just sit and let it pass by. Berta then encourages Candice to try and move on from this bump in the road and realize that the rest of their lives will be wonderful and full of joy. Candice then asks Berta what she thinks she should do. Candice then shows up at Olive's mansion, where Muffy and Chelsey are talking with Olive. Candice then walks up to Muffy and tells her to sit, as she explains that she forgives her for everything they did and she wants to move on from it and start their lives together and begin their family again and adopt Niko. Muffy is confused until Candice re-proposes to her, which she accepts. Everyone is ecstatic for the two to be together again. Dell later shows up at the house, where he pulls Olive aside and says that his brother is suspicious of Olive being involved in the drug ring due to people going in and out of her mansion all day and is planning to lead a raid on Olive's mansion tomorrow. Dell, who's oblivious of the growhouse is sent out as everyone sits in awe, wondering what they should do. Suddenly, Candice proposes that they have her and Muffy's wedding there tomorrow, saying that it would be the perfect cover-up of why people have been entering the mansion all day. Muffy surprised that she wants to get married so soon again, accepts. However, Chelsey then brings up that they'll need to move their entire growing operation to somewhere else. As Lulu walks in on them, Olive then gets the perfect idea and tells Chelsey to call up everyone in the operation, including anyone she trusts that has a car. A montage is then seen of people moving Lulu's things out of her house and into Olive's mansion (which Lulu is oblivious to and sees it as Olive wanting her closer to her), as the growhouse is transported to Lulu's house, where they hope it will be inconspicuous. After Chelsey, Olive, Dell, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, Tori, Bender, Berta, Carol, Dodger, Saffron, Scarlett, Brook, and Nina finish moving the growhouse to Lulu's, they begin to mad dash and set up the wedding overnight, as some stay behind and get the growhouse assembled. Berta exlciams that she doesn't know how many times she's had to been ready to pack up and relocate because of the Johnsons. The next day, Candice Slinkenhofner and Muffy Trudeau are officially married in the Mayoral Mansion, officiated by Berta. However, right as they begin to walk down the aisle, Holden storms in with a team of DEA Agents and surround the place, pointing guns at everyone. Everyone pretends to be shocked and surprised and Holden immediately feels embarassed. He apologizes, but Muffy invites him to stay for their reception. At the reception, everyone dances and is happy for the newlyweds, who reveal their honeymoon will be making a pitstop in Poland to officially adopt Niko. Holden pulls Olive aside at the reception and says he doesn't know who tipped Olive off but says he knows she's involved in the drug ring somehow and won't stop until justice is brought to her. Olive, panicked to save her own ass, tips Holden off to Swayne's house, saying she was waiting until the perfect time to call him in, but says if it'll get Holden off her ass then so be it. Olive then reveals to Bender and Chelsey that she tipped off Swayne's house, and Chelsey immediately calls Swayne to warn him.The episode ends with everyone dancing to "Deepthroat" by Cupcakke at the wedding reception, while Swayne and Esmé go into panic mode and begin proofing their house for the raid.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Vangie, as her catchphrase for the commercial she's in. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Wanke, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Lydia and Bridget learn of an audition for a local commercial for a cafe and try to convince their parents to take them down, who don't have time. Eventually, Nina agrees to take the girls down to the studio to audition. Vangie tags along with them to audition as well, where Bridget is determined to get the part and become a local celebrity. While there, everyone is offered free samples of an Italian soda drink with whipped cream. After Vangie finishes her drink, the remnants remind her of a night when a drunken Mick, Chelsey, Carol, and Olive talked about "creamy cubes" in Mid-Atlantic accents. Vangie then starts talking about her creamy cubes in her cup, which get the attention of the stage manager. The stage manager interrupts Bridget's audition, saying that they have to hear Vangie right away. Vangie solely stands there and says "I love some creamy cubes" in a Mid-Atlantic accent, and the casting directors are blown away and offer Vangie the part. Nina then decides to become a crazy stage mom after she is proud of Vangie and becomes her agent. She gets Vangie all dolled up for filming the commercial, annoying Bridget and Lydia. After shooting the commercial, Vangie is approached to be the official face of the Northwoods Cafe and become The Creamy Cubes Girl. Once the commercial airs, Vangie becomes a local celebrity, and Nina feels as though she has purpose in show business once again. After one of their hook-ups, Dell reveals to Olive that his brother is in town and he wants her to meet him before they become an official thing. This prompts Olive to reflect on her own brother, Bender, where their past is still unknown. She calls Bender over to her house, where they talk, Olive calling him by his first name, Felix. It's revealed that Olive's father and Bender's mother died when they were really young and eventually their parents got married, making them step siblings. After they graduated, their parents soon got divorced and they were no longer family. This later led into a brief romantic relationship between the two, who justified their weird step-incest by saying they were no longer family on paper, however it ended quickly. After this, Bender and Olive grew apart, unsure of their weird feelings for each other and just cut off contact and it wasn't until Chelsey brought them together again that they were reunited. They explain how they're happy to be back together and be siblings again, both of them claiming that they need family at this point in their lives. Their meeting is cut short when Dell introduces his brother, DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio, putting Olive and Bender on edge. After Bender leaves, Holden questions Olive about Bender, saying that Felix Bender is a potential drug lord in Duluth and the one of the targets of Holden's investigation in Duluth after the recent drug explosion. Olive pretends to know nothing about Bender and just claims he's her old step-sibling. On their way out of the mansion, Lulu informs Olive that Tori and Chelsey are there to pick up product. After an awkward encounter because of Holden being there, Olive breaks away for a moment to warn them about the DEA Agent. Holden tells Dell that Olive is a quirky one. Meanwhile, Scarlett talks to Brook and Saffron about her nervousness to open the adoption folder and figure out who she is biologically. Brook explains that no matter what happens, Scarlett will always be considered family by her. Tori later shows up at the shop, where she sells product to Brook, who takes a large sum, saying she needs it for an upcoming event. Dodger meanwhile hangs out with Arlo all day when no one can watch over him during the day. Dodger learns about Arlo dealing again through his mother, where Dodger claims that his mom is a badass bitch for keeping this operation secret. Dodger then becomes inquisitive to Arlo about him being The Sniper and torturing Carol. Arlo, nervous about talking to someone so young, tells Dodger that it doesn't matter and he's incredibly sorry for everything he did. Dodger then claims that Arlo had to be fucked up somehow to actually go through with everything, causing Arlo to break down as Dodger sits, emotionless. Dodger then has a mini-monologue about how sometimes he thinks about scaring and hurting other people, how it gives him a rush. Arlo then drops Dodger off at the bar, telling Mick that he's scared for him. At the bar, Stu has grown jealous of how close Helena and Mick have become, and how successful they've made the bar. After they leave their shift at the bar, the two decide to go down to Canal Park and have fun. They go to Adventure Zone where they bond playing laser tag and later go out for pizza. While walking home, Mick says he hasn't felt close to anyone like this in a while and feels distant from Chelsey. After embracing, Mick suddenly snaps out of it and tells Helena that nothing can happen between them and he's sorry if he led her on. Helena, understanding, tells Mick not to worry about it. Meanwhile, Berta accompanies Candice on one of her chemo treatments, where they talk about Candice's life. She breaks down, saying she wants to forgive Muffy for keeping secrets and in turn getting Niko deported, but something is holding her back. Berta says that while she doesn't want to take sides, she explains that Muffy got herself in a bad situation that ended up being successful for her and how sometimes secrets gets too big and Muffy didn't know what to do until it was too late. Berta affirms that Muffy and Candice's love was something special and shouldn't just be thrown away because of this small difference. Berta reminds Candice that the reason they went to Poland to adopt Niko was because they realized life was too short to just sit and let it pass by. Berta then encourages Candice to try and move on from this bump in the road and realize that the rest of their lives will be wonderful and full of joy. Candice then asks Berta what she thinks she should do. Candice then shows up at Olive's mansion, where Muffy and Chelsey are talking with Olive. Candice then walks up to Muffy and tells her to sit, as she explains that she forgives her for everything they did and she wants to move on from it and start their lives together and begin their family again and adopt Niko. Muffy is confused until Candice re-proposes to her, which she accepts. Everyone is ecstatic for the two to be together again. Dell later shows up at the house, where he pulls Olive aside and says that his brother is suspicious of Olive being involved in the drug ring due to people going in and out of her mansion all day and is planning to lead a raid on Olive's mansion tomorrow. Dell, who's oblivious of the growhouse is sent out as everyone sits in awe, wondering what they should do. Suddenly, Candice proposes that they have her and Muffy's wedding there tomorrow, saying that it would be the perfect cover-up of why people have been entering the mansion all day. Muffy surprised that she wants to get married so soon again, accepts. However, Chelsey then brings up that they'll need to move their entire growing operation to somewhere else. As Lulu walks in on them, Olive then gets the perfect idea and tells Chelsey to call up everyone in the operation, including anyone she trusts that has a car. A montage is then seen of people moving Lulu's things out of her house and into Olive's mansion (which Lulu is oblivious to and sees it as Olive wanting her closer to her), as the growhouse is transported to Lulu's house, where they hope it will be inconspicuous. After Chelsey, Olive, Dell, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, Tori, Bender, Berta, Carol, Dodger, Saffron, Scarlett, Brook, and Nina finish moving the growhouse to Lulu's, they begin to mad dash and set up the wedding overnight, as some stay behind and get the growhouse assembled. Berta exlciams that she doesn't know how many times she's had to been ready to pack up and relocate because of the Johnsons. The next day, Candice Slinkenhofner and Muffy Trudeau are officially married in the Mayoral Mansion, officiated by Berta. However, right as they begin to walk down the aisle, Holden storms in with a team of DEA Agents and surround the place, pointing guns at everyone. Everyone pretends to be shocked and surprised and Holden immediately feels embarassed. He apologizes, but Muffy invites him to stay for their reception. At the reception, everyone dances and is happy for the newlyweds, who reveal their honeymoon will be making a pitstop in Poland to officially adopt Niko. Holden pulls Olive aside at the reception and says he doesn't know who tipped Olive off but says he knows she's involved in the drug ring somehow and won't stop until justice is brought to her. Olive, panicked to save her own ass, tips Holden off to Swayne's house, saying she was waiting until the perfect time to call him in, but says if it'll get Holden off her ass then so be it. Olive then reveals to Bender and Chelsey that she tipped off Swayne's house, and Chelsey immediately calls Swayne to warn him.The episode ends with everyone dancing to "Deepthroat" by Cupcakke at the wedding reception, while Swayne and Esmé go into panic mode and begin proofing their house for the raid.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Vangie, as her catchphrase for the commercial she's in. 
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Matthes, Methner, Graftaas, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Carlson, Wanke, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang
 	 	 	 			
43 	13 	"This Horrible Thing We Must Do: It's Life" 	January 2017 			
The day after the wedding, Chelsey and Bender rush over to Swayne's house, where they are relieved to see Swayne and Esmé are still there. Swayne, pissed, yells at the two of them asking where they were last night. Chelsey explains it was Muffy's wedding, and Esmé is offended that they weren't invited but Bender was. Swayne talks about how some DEA Agent and his team showed up at their house about an hour after Chelsey called to warn him. Montages show Esmé and Swayne tearing the house apart, either destroying or hiding their weed as they mad rush to get the house in order. When the DEA Agents showed up, Swayne and Esmé posed as a young couple, Esmé pregnant of course, and the two were snuggling watching Black Mirror. Able to weasel their way out of the situation, the DEA left them alone. Swayne then confronts Chelsey about how she knew that they were going to be raided, and Bender interrupts and explains they were questioned at the wedding about Swayne, saying they must have been onto them somehow. Swayne reveals they'll have to lay low for a while in case they're being watched, and lets them go. Esmé then talks to Bender on his way out and tells him that she doesn't trust Chelsey anymore, saying that they didn't have any problems until she showed up. Bender agrees and says he'll talk to her about getting out of the business while she can. Together, the two go back to the new growhouse at Lulu's place, where Tori and Arlo are working on still setting up the growhouse, getting lights plugged in and boarding some of the windows. They reveal that Swayne's house wasn't raided and everyone is still in the clear. Arlo reveals that not all of their plants survived the transfer, angering Bender. Tori and Arlo then both leave to go move product and get back on track. In the car, Tori asks Arlo what their relationship is, and Arlo explains that they have good sex together, nothing more. Tori is upset that Arlo doesn't want a relationship and then demands to be let out of the car. Arlo tries to explain that he's just starting to get his life on track and is very grateful for all Tori has done for him, but he's not ready to trust people like that yet. Tori gets out and then walks to Namaste Gifts and Healing, where she breaks down to Brook about Arlo. Brook comforts her, reminding her everything she's taught her about how she doesn't need a relationship to full complete, and that her time for her true purpose will be here before she knows it. Tori, happy, leaves as Cleo and Pat enter, telling Brook that they found another suitable member. They bring in Jenny Robinson, who Brook looks over and and talks to. Brook asks about her life and how it feels like she has no direction she's going and little friends, and Brook welcomes her to be part of her family and offers her a job. Scarlett and Saffron are surprised to see Jenny working with them the next day, and they all catch up. Jenny is shocked to hear about Scarlett's adoption but happy to see her and Saffron still together. Before they leave for work, Brook informs her that she's holding a little party later on in the week for all of the employees and some of her friends and she insists that Saffron and Scarlett show up, which they agree to. Scarlett then returns home with Saffron and tells her that Brook and Jenny talking about having a sense of belonging made her realize that she's ready to open her adoption folder. Scarlett does so after much hesitation, and reads about her birth parents, Andrew and Scarlett McClain, where Scarlett is confused because her mother was African-American and feels defeated that Brook didn't find the right file. However, her features are striking similar to Andrew and they research and learn that she could be black but the trait was surpressed in her genes for her physical features. Scarlett then learns her name at birth was Natalie McClain. She then goes to Mick downstairs and tells her about her findings, and thanks him for adopting her and giving her a loving home all of her life. She says that he and Chelsey will always be her mom and dad and she'll be grateful to them for all they did. Meanwhile, Vangie's commercial as The Creamy Cubes Girl has earned her national attention and she has become a small-scale celebrity. Nina arranges for her to have an interview by Corrine Carmichael on the nightly news, which she does. Vangie becomes adored by everyone, and Creamy Cubes becomes a meme. Bridget and Lydia are watching the interview at Lydia's house, where Carol walks in on them drinking wine and Bridget incredibly drunk. Fed up with Bridget's drinking, she decides to go over to Mick at the house and tell him she's concerned that Bridget has been experimenting with drinking too much, and she blames herself. Carol reveals about the night Bridget passed out and Mick feels devastated and says there's no one to blame but himself and Chelsey for neglecting their children. Bridget is then brought home and grounded by Mick, saying that she'll be on a diet of Saltines and Tang until she promises to never drink again till college. After Vangie's interview, Stu thanks Nina at the TV Studio for finally being a role model in Vangie's life and encouraging her to follow her dreams. Nina explains that Stu always was a good father and a good friend to Nina throughout their marriage. Nina says she feels as though now her life is beginning to get started, as she likes being an agent in show business. Stu agrees to let Nina deal with Vangie's stardom. Nina then thanks Stu for always being a friend to her and confidant throughout all of her crazy times. Mick then confronts Dodger about what Arlo told him and being scared of Dodger's mental state. Dodger comes off as trying to blame his father for neglecting him, pushing him to marijuana and wanting to hurt others. Mick tells Dodger that he's sorry for making Dodger feel as though no one cared about him and wants Dodger to get better and be happy again. After trying to hug him, Dodger then punches Mick in the face, where Mick grounds Dodger right after that. Mick then breaks down to Berta saying he doesn't know where he went wrong in trying to normalize the lives of his children since they moved to Duluth. Berta explains that kids will be kids and react in whatever way their minds make them, saying that all kids are a little messed up, but says Scarlett is beginning to mature and have her head on straight. Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice get off a plane in Poland and drive to the orphanage where they are reunited with Niko and are able to officially adopt him and take him home with them. At Swayne's house, Esmé has finally had enough of Chelsey and Bender and then tells Swayne to open his eyes and stand up for her busines. Esmé says that ever since Chelsey came around their business has fallen apart and she's been all buddy buddy with Bender. Their Panera burned down suspisciously and Bender and Chelsey didn't bat an eye and then they learned about the new strain of weed. Esmé accuses Chelsey and Bender of going off on their own to start growing a new strain from behind their backs and tells Swayne he was too naive in his own pursuits to see his own business be taken right from him. She affirms that it makes sense how they knew of the raid and probably sold them out to save their own asses. She tells him how she relied on Swayne and his business to help her with her baby once it was born and Swayne just became a damn fool. Swayne, aggravated, leaves the house and drives off. Mick is sitting at home alone, when the door opens. He is surprised to see a complete stranger walk in, Swayne. Mick threatens him to leave the house, but Swayne says he won't leave until Chelsey is home. Mick is confused why he wants Chelsey and Swayne spits at Mick, saying he's acting as if he doesn't know. Swayne then reveals how Chelsey went behind his back and started her own grow house, where Mick is shocked to learn Chelsey is back in the business without telling him and suddenly everything makes sense. Swayne sees that Mick had no idea and apologizes and tells the whole story to Mick, saying he had a right to know. After Swayne leaves, Mick is speechless and walks around his house as he looks at pictures of his family before they left Dearborn and comments how his family truly is fucked up. Later that night, Chelsey arrives home to see Mick is no where to be found.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Mick, after revealing the truth about Chelsey being in the dealing and growing business to him.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
The day after the wedding, Chelsey and Bender rush over to Swayne's house, where they are relieved to see Swayne and Esmé are still there. Swayne, pissed, yells at the two of them asking where they were last night. Chelsey explains it was Muffy's wedding, and Esmé is offended that they weren't invited but Bender was. Swayne talks about how some DEA Agent and his team showed up at their house about an hour after Chelsey called to warn him. Montages show Esmé and Swayne tearing the house apart, either destroying or hiding their weed as they mad rush to get the house in order. When the DEA Agents showed up, Swayne and Esmé posed as a young couple, Esmé pregnant of course, and the two were snuggling watching Black Mirror. Able to weasel their way out of the situation, the DEA left them alone. Swayne then confronts Chelsey about how she knew that they were going to be raided, and Bender interrupts and explains they were questioned at the wedding about Swayne, saying they must have been onto them somehow. Swayne reveals they'll have to lay low for a while in case they're being watched, and lets them go. Esmé then talks to Bender on his way out and tells him that she doesn't trust Chelsey anymore, saying that they didn't have any problems until she showed up. Bender agrees and says he'll talk to her about getting out of the business while she can. Together, the two go back to the new growhouse at Lulu's place, where Tori and Arlo are working on still setting up the growhouse, getting lights plugged in and boarding some of the windows. They reveal that Swayne's house wasn't raided and everyone is still in the clear. Arlo reveals that not all of their plants survived the transfer, angering Bender. Tori and Arlo then both leave to go move product and get back on track. In the car, Tori asks Arlo what their relationship is, and Arlo explains that they have good sex together, nothing more. Tori is upset that Arlo doesn't want a relationship and then demands to be let out of the car. Arlo tries to explain that he's just starting to get his life on track and is very grateful for all Tori has done for him, but he's not ready to trust people like that yet. Tori gets out and then walks to Namaste Gifts and Healing, where she breaks down to Brook about Arlo. Brook comforts her, reminding her everything she's taught her about how she doesn't need a relationship to full complete, and that her time for her true purpose will be here before she knows it. Tori, happy, leaves as Cleo and Pat enter, telling Brook that they found another suitable member. They bring in Jenny Robinson, who Brook looks over and and talks to. Brook asks about her life and how it feels like she has no direction she's going and little friends, and Brook welcomes her to be part of her family and offers her a job. Scarlett and Saffron are surprised to see Jenny working with them the next day, and they all catch up. Jenny is shocked to hear about Scarlett's adoption but happy to see her and Saffron still together. Before they leave for work, Brook informs her that she's holding a little party later on in the week for all of the employees and some of her friends and she insists that Saffron and Scarlett show up, which they agree to. Scarlett then returns home with Saffron and tells her that Brook and Jenny talking about having a sense of belonging made her realize that she's ready to open her adoption folder. Scarlett does so after much hesitation, and reads about her birth parents, Andrew and Scarlett McClain, where Scarlett is confused because her mother was African-American and feels defeated that Brook didn't find the right file. However, her features are striking similar to Andrew and they research and learn that she could be black but the trait was surpressed in her genes for her physical features. Scarlett then learns her name at birth was Natalie McClain. She then goes to Mick downstairs and tells her about her findings, and thanks him for adopting her and giving her a loving home all of her life. She says that he and Chelsey will always be her mom and dad and she'll be grateful to them for all they did. Meanwhile, Vangie's commercial as The Creamy Cubes Girl has earned her national attention and she has become a small-scale celebrity. Nina arranges for her to have an interview by Corrine Carmichael on the nightly news, which she does. Vangie becomes adored by everyone, and Creamy Cubes becomes a meme. Bridget and Lydia are watching the interview at Lydia's house, where Carol walks in on them drinking wine and Bridget incredibly drunk. Fed up with Bridget's drinking, she decides to go over to Mick at the house and tell him she's concerned that Bridget has been experimenting with drinking too much, and she blames herself. Carol reveals about the night Bridget passed out and Mick feels devastated and says there's no one to blame but himself and Chelsey for neglecting their children. Bridget is then brought home and grounded by Mick, saying that she'll be on a diet of Saltines and Tang until she promises to never drink again till college. After Vangie's interview, Stu thanks Nina at the TV Studio for finally being a role model in Vangie's life and encouraging her to follow her dreams. Nina explains that Stu always was a good father and a good friend to Nina throughout their marriage. Nina says she feels as though now her life is beginning to get started, as she likes being an agent in show business. Stu agrees to let Nina deal with Vangie's stardom. Nina then thanks Stu for always being a friend to her and confidant throughout all of her crazy times. Mick then confronts Dodger about what Arlo told him and being scared of Dodger's mental state. Dodger comes off as trying to blame his father for neglecting him, pushing him to marijuana and wanting to hurt others. Mick tells Dodger that he's sorry for making Dodger feel as though no one cared about him and wants Dodger to get better and be happy again. After trying to hug him, Dodger then punches Mick in the face, where Mick grounds Dodger right after that. Mick then breaks down to Berta saying he doesn't know where he went wrong in trying to normalize the lives of his children since they moved to Duluth. Berta explains that kids will be kids and react in whatever way their minds make them, saying that all kids are a little messed up, but says Scarlett is beginning to mature and have her head on straight. Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice get off a plane in Poland and drive to the orphanage where they are reunited with Niko and are able to officially adopt him and take him home with them. At Swayne's house, Esmé has finally had enough of Chelsey and Bender and then tells Swayne to open his eyes and stand up for her busines. Esmé says that ever since Chelsey came around their business has fallen apart and she's been all buddy buddy with Bender. Their Panera burned down suspisciously and Bender and Chelsey didn't bat an eye and then they learned about the new strain of weed. Esmé accuses Chelsey and Bender of going off on their own to start growing a new strain from behind their backs and tells Swayne he was too naive in his own pursuits to see his own business be taken right from him. She affirms that it makes sense how they knew of the raid and probably sold them out to save their own asses. She tells him how she relied on Swayne and his business to help her with her baby once it was born and Swayne just became a damn fool. Swayne, aggravated, leaves the house and drives off. Mick is sitting at home alone, when the door opens. He is surprised to see a complete stranger walk in, Swayne. Mick threatens him to leave the house, but Swayne says he won't leave until Chelsey is home. Mick is confused why he wants Chelsey and Swayne spits at Mick, saying he's acting as if he doesn't know. Swayne then reveals how Chelsey went behind his back and started her own grow house, where Mick is shocked to learn Chelsey is back in the business without telling him and suddenly everything makes sense. Swayne sees that Mick had no idea and apologizes and tells the whole story to Mick, saying he had a right to know. After Swayne leaves, Mick is speechless and walks around his house as he looks at pictures of his family before they left Dearborn and comments how his family truly is fucked up. Later that night, Chelsey arrives home to see Mick is no where to be found.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Mick, after revealing the truth about Chelsey being in the dealing and growing business to him.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
The day after the wedding, Chelsey and Bender rush over to Swayne's house, where they are relieved to see Swayne and Esmé are still there. Swayne, pissed, yells at the two of them asking where they were last night. Chelsey explains it was Muffy's wedding, and Esmé is offended that they weren't invited but Bender was. Swayne talks about how some DEA Agent and his team showed up at their house about an hour after Chelsey called to warn him. Montages show Esmé and Swayne tearing the house apart, either destroying or hiding their weed as they mad rush to get the house in order. When the DEA Agents showed up, Swayne and Esmé posed as a young couple, Esmé pregnant of course, and the two were snuggling watching Black Mirror. Able to weasel their way out of the situation, the DEA left them alone. Swayne then confronts Chelsey about how she knew that they were going to be raided, and Bender interrupts and explains they were questioned at the wedding about Swayne, saying they must have been onto them somehow. Swayne reveals they'll have to lay low for a while in case they're being watched, and lets them go. Esmé then talks to Bender on his way out and tells him that she doesn't trust Chelsey anymore, saying that they didn't have any problems until she showed up. Bender agrees and says he'll talk to her about getting out of the business while she can. Together, the two go back to the new growhouse at Lulu's place, where Tori and Arlo are working on still setting up the growhouse, getting lights plugged in and boarding some of the windows. They reveal that Swayne's house wasn't raided and everyone is still in the clear. Arlo reveals that not all of their plants survived the transfer, angering Bender. Tori and Arlo then both leave to go move product and get back on track. In the car, Tori asks Arlo what their relationship is, and Arlo explains that they have good sex together, nothing more. Tori is upset that Arlo doesn't want a relationship and then demands to be let out of the car. Arlo tries to explain that he's just starting to get his life on track and is very grateful for all Tori has done for him, but he's not ready to trust people like that yet. Tori gets out and then walks to Namaste Gifts and Healing, where she breaks down to Brook about Arlo. Brook comforts her, reminding her everything she's taught her about how she doesn't need a relationship to full complete, and that her time for her true purpose will be here before she knows it. Tori, happy, leaves as Cleo and Pat enter, telling Brook that they found another suitable member. They bring in Jenny Robinson, who Brook looks over and and talks to. Brook asks about her life and how it feels like she has no direction she's going and little friends, and Brook welcomes her to be part of her family and offers her a job. Scarlett and Saffron are surprised to see Jenny working with them the next day, and they all catch up. Jenny is shocked to hear about Scarlett's adoption but happy to see her and Saffron still together. Before they leave for work, Brook informs her that she's holding a little party later on in the week for all of the employees and some of her friends and she insists that Saffron and Scarlett show up, which they agree to. Scarlett then returns home with Saffron and tells her that Brook and Jenny talking about having a sense of belonging made her realize that she's ready to open her adoption folder. Scarlett does so after much hesitation, and reads about her birth parents, Andrew and Scarlett McClain, where Scarlett is confused because her mother was African-American and feels defeated that Brook didn't find the right file. However, her features are striking similar to Andrew and they research and learn that she could be black but the trait was surpressed in her genes for her physical features. Scarlett then learns her name at birth was Natalie McClain. She then goes to Mick downstairs and tells her about her findings, and thanks him for adopting her and giving her a loving home all of her life. She says that he and Chelsey will always be her mom and dad and she'll be grateful to them for all they did. Meanwhile, Vangie's commercial as The Creamy Cubes Girl has earned her national attention and she has become a small-scale celebrity. Nina arranges for her to have an interview by Corrine Carmichael on the nightly news, which she does. Vangie becomes adored by everyone, and Creamy Cubes becomes a meme. Bridget and Lydia are watching the interview at Lydia's house, where Carol walks in on them drinking wine and Bridget incredibly drunk. Fed up with Bridget's drinking, she decides to go over to Mick at the house and tell him she's concerned that Bridget has been experimenting with drinking too much, and she blames herself. Carol reveals about the night Bridget passed out and Mick feels devastated and says there's no one to blame but himself and Chelsey for neglecting their children. Bridget is then brought home and grounded by Mick, saying that she'll be on a diet of Saltines and Tang until she promises to never drink again till college. After Vangie's interview, Stu thanks Nina at the TV Studio for finally being a role model in Vangie's life and encouraging her to follow her dreams. Nina explains that Stu always was a good father and a good friend to Nina throughout their marriage. Nina says she feels as though now her life is beginning to get started, as she likes being an agent in show business. Stu agrees to let Nina deal with Vangie's stardom. Nina then thanks Stu for always being a friend to her and confidant throughout all of her crazy times. Mick then confronts Dodger about what Arlo told him and being scared of Dodger's mental state. Dodger comes off as trying to blame his father for neglecting him, pushing him to marijuana and wanting to hurt others. Mick tells Dodger that he's sorry for making Dodger feel as though no one cared about him and wants Dodger to get better and be happy again. After trying to hug him, Dodger then punches Mick in the face, where Mick grounds Dodger right after that. Mick then breaks down to Berta saying he doesn't know where he went wrong in trying to normalize the lives of his children since they moved to Duluth. Berta explains that kids will be kids and react in whatever way their minds make them, saying that all kids are a little messed up, but says Scarlett is beginning to mature and have her head on straight. Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice get off a plane in Poland and drive to the orphanage where they are reunited with Niko and are able to officially adopt him and take him home with them. At Swayne's house, Esmé has finally had enough of Chelsey and Bender and then tells Swayne to open his eyes and stand up for her busines. Esmé says that ever since Chelsey came around their business has fallen apart and she's been all buddy buddy with Bender. Their Panera burned down suspisciously and Bender and Chelsey didn't bat an eye and then they learned about the new strain of weed. Esmé accuses Chelsey and Bender of going off on their own to start growing a new strain from behind their backs and tells Swayne he was too naive in his own pursuits to see his own business be taken right from him. She affirms that it makes sense how they knew of the raid and probably sold them out to save their own asses. She tells him how she relied on Swayne and his business to help her with her baby once it was born and Swayne just became a damn fool. Swayne, aggravated, leaves the house and drives off. Mick is sitting at home alone, when the door opens. He is surprised to see a complete stranger walk in, Swayne. Mick threatens him to leave the house, but Swayne says he won't leave until Chelsey is home. Mick is confused why he wants Chelsey and Swayne spits at Mick, saying he's acting as if he doesn't know. Swayne then reveals how Chelsey went behind his back and started her own grow house, where Mick is shocked to learn Chelsey is back in the business without telling him and suddenly everything makes sense. Swayne sees that Mick had no idea and apologizes and tells the whole story to Mick, saying he had a right to know. After Swayne leaves, Mick is speechless and walks around his house as he looks at pictures of his family before they left Dearborn and comments how his family truly is fucked up. Later that night, Chelsey arrives home to see Mick is no where to be found.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Mick, after revealing the truth about Chelsey being in the dealing and growing business to him.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
The day after the wedding, Chelsey and Bender rush over to Swayne's house, where they are relieved to see Swayne and Esmé are still there. Swayne, pissed, yells at the two of them asking where they were last night. Chelsey explains it was Muffy's wedding, and Esmé is offended that they weren't invited but Bender was. Swayne talks about how some DEA Agent and his team showed up at their house about an hour after Chelsey called to warn him. Montages show Esmé and Swayne tearing the house apart, either destroying or hiding their weed as they mad rush to get the house in order. When the DEA Agents showed up, Swayne and Esmé posed as a young couple, Esmé pregnant of course, and the two were snuggling watching Black Mirror. Able to weasel their way out of the situation, the DEA left them alone. Swayne then confronts Chelsey about how she knew that they were going to be raided, and Bender interrupts and explains they were questioned at the wedding about Swayne, saying they must have been onto them somehow. Swayne reveals they'll have to lay low for a while in case they're being watched, and lets them go. Esmé then talks to Bender on his way out and tells him that she doesn't trust Chelsey anymore, saying that they didn't have any problems until she showed up. Bender agrees and says he'll talk to her about getting out of the business while she can. Together, the two go back to the new growhouse at Lulu's place, where Tori and Arlo are working on still setting up the growhouse, getting lights plugged in and boarding some of the windows. They reveal that Swayne's house wasn't raided and everyone is still in the clear. Arlo reveals that not all of their plants survived the transfer, angering Bender. Tori and Arlo then both leave to go move product and get back on track. In the car, Tori asks Arlo what their relationship is, and Arlo explains that they have good sex together, nothing more. Tori is upset that Arlo doesn't want a relationship and then demands to be let out of the car. Arlo tries to explain that he's just starting to get his life on track and is very grateful for all Tori has done for him, but he's not ready to trust people like that yet. Tori gets out and then walks to Namaste Gifts and Healing, where she breaks down to Brook about Arlo. Brook comforts her, reminding her everything she's taught her about how she doesn't need a relationship to full complete, and that her time for her true purpose will be here before she knows it. Tori, happy, leaves as Cleo and Pat enter, telling Brook that they found another suitable member. They bring in Jenny Robinson, who Brook looks over and and talks to. Brook asks about her life and how it feels like she has no direction she's going and little friends, and Brook welcomes her to be part of her family and offers her a job. Scarlett and Saffron are surprised to see Jenny working with them the next day, and they all catch up. Jenny is shocked to hear about Scarlett's adoption but happy to see her and Saffron still together. Before they leave for work, Brook informs her that she's holding a little party later on in the week for all of the employees and some of her friends and she insists that Saffron and Scarlett show up, which they agree to. Scarlett then returns home with Saffron and tells her that Brook and Jenny talking about having a sense of belonging made her realize that she's ready to open her adoption folder. Scarlett does so after much hesitation, and reads about her birth parents, Andrew and Scarlett McClain, where Scarlett is confused because her mother was African-American and feels defeated that Brook didn't find the right file. However, her features are striking similar to Andrew and they research and learn that she could be black but the trait was surpressed in her genes for her physical features. Scarlett then learns her name at birth was Natalie McClain. She then goes to Mick downstairs and tells her about her findings, and thanks him for adopting her and giving her a loving home all of her life. She says that he and Chelsey will always be her mom and dad and she'll be grateful to them for all they did. Meanwhile, Vangie's commercial as The Creamy Cubes Girl has earned her national attention and she has become a small-scale celebrity. Nina arranges for her to have an interview by Corrine Carmichael on the nightly news, which she does. Vangie becomes adored by everyone, and Creamy Cubes becomes a meme. Bridget and Lydia are watching the interview at Lydia's house, where Carol walks in on them drinking wine and Bridget incredibly drunk. Fed up with Bridget's drinking, she decides to go over to Mick at the house and tell him she's concerned that Bridget has been experimenting with drinking too much, and she blames herself. Carol reveals about the night Bridget passed out and Mick feels devastated and says there's no one to blame but himself and Chelsey for neglecting their children. Bridget is then brought home and grounded by Mick, saying that she'll be on a diet of Saltines and Tang until she promises to never drink again till college. After Vangie's interview, Stu thanks Nina at the TV Studio for finally being a role model in Vangie's life and encouraging her to follow her dreams. Nina explains that Stu always was a good father and a good friend to Nina throughout their marriage. Nina says she feels as though now her life is beginning to get started, as she likes being an agent in show business. Stu agrees to let Nina deal with Vangie's stardom. Nina then thanks Stu for always being a friend to her and confidant throughout all of her crazy times. Mick then confronts Dodger about what Arlo told him and being scared of Dodger's mental state. Dodger comes off as trying to blame his father for neglecting him, pushing him to marijuana and wanting to hurt others. Mick tells Dodger that he's sorry for making Dodger feel as though no one cared about him and wants Dodger to get better and be happy again. After trying to hug him, Dodger then punches Mick in the face, where Mick grounds Dodger right after that. Mick then breaks down to Berta saying he doesn't know where he went wrong in trying to normalize the lives of his children since they moved to Duluth. Berta explains that kids will be kids and react in whatever way their minds make them, saying that all kids are a little messed up, but says Scarlett is beginning to mature and have her head on straight. Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice get off a plane in Poland and drive to the orphanage where they are reunited with Niko and are able to officially adopt him and take him home with them. At Swayne's house, Esmé has finally had enough of Chelsey and Bender and then tells Swayne to open his eyes and stand up for her busines. Esmé says that ever since Chelsey came around their business has fallen apart and she's been all buddy buddy with Bender. Their Panera burned down suspisciously and Bender and Chelsey didn't bat an eye and then they learned about the new strain of weed. Esmé accuses Chelsey and Bender of going off on their own to start growing a new strain from behind their backs and tells Swayne he was too naive in his own pursuits to see his own business be taken right from him. She affirms that it makes sense how they knew of the raid and probably sold them out to save their own asses. She tells him how she relied on Swayne and his business to help her with her baby once it was born and Swayne just became a damn fool. Swayne, aggravated, leaves the house and drives off. Mick is sitting at home alone, when the door opens. He is surprised to see a complete stranger walk in, Swayne. Mick threatens him to leave the house, but Swayne says he won't leave until Chelsey is home. Mick is confused why he wants Chelsey and Swayne spits at Mick, saying he's acting as if he doesn't know. Swayne then reveals how Chelsey went behind his back and started her own grow house, where Mick is shocked to learn Chelsey is back in the business without telling him and suddenly everything makes sense. Swayne sees that Mick had no idea and apologizes and tells the whole story to Mick, saying he had a right to know. After Swayne leaves, Mick is speechless and walks around his house as he looks at pictures of his family before they left Dearborn and comments how his family truly is fucked up. Later that night, Chelsey arrives home to see Mick is no where to be found.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Mick, after revealing the truth about Chelsey being in the dealing and growing business to him.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
The day after the wedding, Chelsey and Bender rush over to Swayne's house, where they are relieved to see Swayne and Esmé are still there. Swayne, pissed, yells at the two of them asking where they were last night. Chelsey explains it was Muffy's wedding, and Esmé is offended that they weren't invited but Bender was. Swayne talks about how some DEA Agent and his team showed up at their house about an hour after Chelsey called to warn him. Montages show Esmé and Swayne tearing the house apart, either destroying or hiding their weed as they mad rush to get the house in order. When the DEA Agents showed up, Swayne and Esmé posed as a young couple, Esmé pregnant of course, and the two were snuggling watching Black Mirror. Able to weasel their way out of the situation, the DEA left them alone. Swayne then confronts Chelsey about how she knew that they were going to be raided, and Bender interrupts and explains they were questioned at the wedding about Swayne, saying they must have been onto them somehow. Swayne reveals they'll have to lay low for a while in case they're being watched, and lets them go. Esmé then talks to Bender on his way out and tells him that she doesn't trust Chelsey anymore, saying that they didn't have any problems until she showed up. Bender agrees and says he'll talk to her about getting out of the business while she can. Together, the two go back to the new growhouse at Lulu's place, where Tori and Arlo are working on still setting up the growhouse, getting lights plugged in and boarding some of the windows. They reveal that Swayne's house wasn't raided and everyone is still in the clear. Arlo reveals that not all of their plants survived the transfer, angering Bender. Tori and Arlo then both leave to go move product and get back on track. In the car, Tori asks Arlo what their relationship is, and Arlo explains that they have good sex together, nothing more. Tori is upset that Arlo doesn't want a relationship and then demands to be let out of the car. Arlo tries to explain that he's just starting to get his life on track and is very grateful for all Tori has done for him, but he's not ready to trust people like that yet. Tori gets out and then walks to Namaste Gifts and Healing, where she breaks down to Brook about Arlo. Brook comforts her, reminding her everything she's taught her about how she doesn't need a relationship to full complete, and that her time for her true purpose will be here before she knows it. Tori, happy, leaves as Cleo and Pat enter, telling Brook that they found another suitable member. They bring in Jenny Robinson, who Brook looks over and and talks to. Brook asks about her life and how it feels like she has no direction she's going and little friends, and Brook welcomes her to be part of her family and offers her a job. Scarlett and Saffron are surprised to see Jenny working with them the next day, and they all catch up. Jenny is shocked to hear about Scarlett's adoption but happy to see her and Saffron still together. Before they leave for work, Brook informs her that she's holding a little party later on in the week for all of the employees and some of her friends and she insists that Saffron and Scarlett show up, which they agree to. Scarlett then returns home with Saffron and tells her that Brook and Jenny talking about having a sense of belonging made her realize that she's ready to open her adoption folder. Scarlett does so after much hesitation, and reads about her birth parents, Andrew and Scarlett McClain, where Scarlett is confused because her mother was African-American and feels defeated that Brook didn't find the right file. However, her features are striking similar to Andrew and they research and learn that she could be black but the trait was surpressed in her genes for her physical features. Scarlett then learns her name at birth was Natalie McClain. She then goes to Mick downstairs and tells her about her findings, and thanks him for adopting her and giving her a loving home all of her life. She says that he and Chelsey will always be her mom and dad and she'll be grateful to them for all they did. Meanwhile, Vangie's commercial as The Creamy Cubes Girl has earned her national attention and she has become a small-scale celebrity. Nina arranges for her to have an interview by Corrine Carmichael on the nightly news, which she does. Vangie becomes adored by everyone, and Creamy Cubes becomes a meme. Bridget and Lydia are watching the interview at Lydia's house, where Carol walks in on them drinking wine and Bridget incredibly drunk. Fed up with Bridget's drinking, she decides to go over to Mick at the house and tell him she's concerned that Bridget has been experimenting with drinking too much, and she blames herself. Carol reveals about the night Bridget passed out and Mick feels devastated and says there's no one to blame but himself and Chelsey for neglecting their children. Bridget is then brought home and grounded by Mick, saying that she'll be on a diet of Saltines and Tang until she promises to never drink again till college. After Vangie's interview, Stu thanks Nina at the TV Studio for finally being a role model in Vangie's life and encouraging her to follow her dreams. Nina explains that Stu always was a good father and a good friend to Nina throughout their marriage. Nina says she feels as though now her life is beginning to get started, as she likes being an agent in show business. Stu agrees to let Nina deal with Vangie's stardom. Nina then thanks Stu for always being a friend to her and confidant throughout all of her crazy times. Mick then confronts Dodger about what Arlo told him and being scared of Dodger's mental state. Dodger comes off as trying to blame his father for neglecting him, pushing him to marijuana and wanting to hurt others. Mick tells Dodger that he's sorry for making Dodger feel as though no one cared about him and wants Dodger to get better and be happy again. After trying to hug him, Dodger then punches Mick in the face, where Mick grounds Dodger right after that. Mick then breaks down to Berta saying he doesn't know where he went wrong in trying to normalize the lives of his children since they moved to Duluth. Berta explains that kids will be kids and react in whatever way their minds make them, saying that all kids are a little messed up, but says Scarlett is beginning to mature and have her head on straight. Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice get off a plane in Poland and drive to the orphanage where they are reunited with Niko and are able to officially adopt him and take him home with them. At Swayne's house, Esmé has finally had enough of Chelsey and Bender and then tells Swayne to open his eyes and stand up for her busines. Esmé says that ever since Chelsey came around their business has fallen apart and she's been all buddy buddy with Bender. Their Panera burned down suspisciously and Bender and Chelsey didn't bat an eye and then they learned about the new strain of weed. Esmé accuses Chelsey and Bender of going off on their own to start growing a new strain from behind their backs and tells Swayne he was too naive in his own pursuits to see his own business be taken right from him. She affirms that it makes sense how they knew of the raid and probably sold them out to save their own asses. She tells him how she relied on Swayne and his business to help her with her baby once it was born and Swayne just became a damn fool. Swayne, aggravated, leaves the house and drives off. Mick is sitting at home alone, when the door opens. He is surprised to see a complete stranger walk in, Swayne. Mick threatens him to leave the house, but Swayne says he won't leave until Chelsey is home. Mick is confused why he wants Chelsey and Swayne spits at Mick, saying he's acting as if he doesn't know. Swayne then reveals how Chelsey went behind his back and started her own grow house, where Mick is shocked to learn Chelsey is back in the business without telling him and suddenly everything makes sense. Swayne sees that Mick had no idea and apologizes and tells the whole story to Mick, saying he had a right to know. After Swayne leaves, Mick is speechless and walks around his house as he looks at pictures of his family before they left Dearborn and comments how his family truly is fucked up. Later that night, Chelsey arrives home to see Mick is no where to be found.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Mick, after revealing the truth about Chelsey being in the dealing and growing business to him.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
The day after the wedding, Chelsey and Bender rush over to Swayne's house, where they are relieved to see Swayne and Esmé are still there. Swayne, pissed, yells at the two of them asking where they were last night. Chelsey explains it was Muffy's wedding, and Esmé is offended that they weren't invited but Bender was. Swayne talks about how some DEA Agent and his team showed up at their house about an hour after Chelsey called to warn him. Montages show Esmé and Swayne tearing the house apart, either destroying or hiding their weed as they mad rush to get the house in order. When the DEA Agents showed up, Swayne and Esmé posed as a young couple, Esmé pregnant of course, and the two were snuggling watching Black Mirror. Able to weasel their way out of the situation, the DEA left them alone. Swayne then confronts Chelsey about how she knew that they were going to be raided, and Bender interrupts and explains they were questioned at the wedding about Swayne, saying they must have been onto them somehow. Swayne reveals they'll have to lay low for a while in case they're being watched, and lets them go. Esmé then talks to Bender on his way out and tells him that she doesn't trust Chelsey anymore, saying that they didn't have any problems until she showed up. Bender agrees and says he'll talk to her about getting out of the business while she can. Together, the two go back to the new growhouse at Lulu's place, where Tori and Arlo are working on still setting up the growhouse, getting lights plugged in and boarding some of the windows. They reveal that Swayne's house wasn't raided and everyone is still in the clear. Arlo reveals that not all of their plants survived the transfer, angering Bender. Tori and Arlo then both leave to go move product and get back on track. In the car, Tori asks Arlo what their relationship is, and Arlo explains that they have good sex together, nothing more. Tori is upset that Arlo doesn't want a relationship and then demands to be let out of the car. Arlo tries to explain that he's just starting to get his life on track and is very grateful for all Tori has done for him, but he's not ready to trust people like that yet. Tori gets out and then walks to Namaste Gifts and Healing, where she breaks down to Brook about Arlo. Brook comforts her, reminding her everything she's taught her about how she doesn't need a relationship to full complete, and that her time for her true purpose will be here before she knows it. Tori, happy, leaves as Cleo and Pat enter, telling Brook that they found another suitable member. They bring in Jenny Robinson, who Brook looks over and and talks to. Brook asks about her life and how it feels like she has no direction she's going and little friends, and Brook welcomes her to be part of her family and offers her a job. Scarlett and Saffron are surprised to see Jenny working with them the next day, and they all catch up. Jenny is shocked to hear about Scarlett's adoption but happy to see her and Saffron still together. Before they leave for work, Brook informs her that she's holding a little party later on in the week for all of the employees and some of her friends and she insists that Saffron and Scarlett show up, which they agree to. Scarlett then returns home with Saffron and tells her that Brook and Jenny talking about having a sense of belonging made her realize that she's ready to open her adoption folder. Scarlett does so after much hesitation, and reads about her birth parents, Andrew and Scarlett McClain, where Scarlett is confused because her mother was African-American and feels defeated that Brook didn't find the right file. However, her features are striking similar to Andrew and they research and learn that she could be black but the trait was surpressed in her genes for her physical features. Scarlett then learns her name at birth was Natalie McClain. She then goes to Mick downstairs and tells her about her findings, and thanks him for adopting her and giving her a loving home all of her life. She says that he and Chelsey will always be her mom and dad and she'll be grateful to them for all they did. Meanwhile, Vangie's commercial as The Creamy Cubes Girl has earned her national attention and she has become a small-scale celebrity. Nina arranges for her to have an interview by Corrine Carmichael on the nightly news, which she does. Vangie becomes adored by everyone, and Creamy Cubes becomes a meme. Bridget and Lydia are watching the interview at Lydia's house, where Carol walks in on them drinking wine and Bridget incredibly drunk. Fed up with Bridget's drinking, she decides to go over to Mick at the house and tell him she's concerned that Bridget has been experimenting with drinking too much, and she blames herself. Carol reveals about the night Bridget passed out and Mick feels devastated and says there's no one to blame but himself and Chelsey for neglecting their children. Bridget is then brought home and grounded by Mick, saying that she'll be on a diet of Saltines and Tang until she promises to never drink again till college. After Vangie's interview, Stu thanks Nina at the TV Studio for finally being a role model in Vangie's life and encouraging her to follow her dreams. Nina explains that Stu always was a good father and a good friend to Nina throughout their marriage. Nina says she feels as though now her life is beginning to get started, as she likes being an agent in show business. Stu agrees to let Nina deal with Vangie's stardom. Nina then thanks Stu for always being a friend to her and confidant throughout all of her crazy times. Mick then confronts Dodger about what Arlo told him and being scared of Dodger's mental state. Dodger comes off as trying to blame his father for neglecting him, pushing him to marijuana and wanting to hurt others. Mick tells Dodger that he's sorry for making Dodger feel as though no one cared about him and wants Dodger to get better and be happy again. After trying to hug him, Dodger then punches Mick in the face, where Mick grounds Dodger right after that. Mick then breaks down to Berta saying he doesn't know where he went wrong in trying to normalize the lives of his children since they moved to Duluth. Berta explains that kids will be kids and react in whatever way their minds make them, saying that all kids are a little messed up, but says Scarlett is beginning to mature and have her head on straight. Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice get off a plane in Poland and drive to the orphanage where they are reunited with Niko and are able to officially adopt him and take him home with them. At Swayne's house, Esmé has finally had enough of Chelsey and Bender and then tells Swayne to open his eyes and stand up for her busines. Esmé says that ever since Chelsey came around their business has fallen apart and she's been all buddy buddy with Bender. Their Panera burned down suspisciously and Bender and Chelsey didn't bat an eye and then they learned about the new strain of weed. Esmé accuses Chelsey and Bender of going off on their own to start growing a new strain from behind their backs and tells Swayne he was too naive in his own pursuits to see his own business be taken right from him. She affirms that it makes sense how they knew of the raid and probably sold them out to save their own asses. She tells him how she relied on Swayne and his business to help her with her baby once it was born and Swayne just became a damn fool. Swayne, aggravated, leaves the house and drives off. Mick is sitting at home alone, when the door opens. He is surprised to see a complete stranger walk in, Swayne. Mick threatens him to leave the house, but Swayne says he won't leave until Chelsey is home. Mick is confused why he wants Chelsey and Swayne spits at Mick, saying he's acting as if he doesn't know. Swayne then reveals how Chelsey went behind his back and started her own grow house, where Mick is shocked to learn Chelsey is back in the business without telling him and suddenly everything makes sense. Swayne sees that Mick had no idea and apologizes and tells the whole story to Mick, saying he had a right to know. After Swayne leaves, Mick is speechless and walks around his house as he looks at pictures of his family before they left Dearborn and comments how his family truly is fucked up. Later that night, Chelsey arrives home to see Mick is no where to be found.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Mick, after revealing the truth about Chelsey being in the dealing and growing business to him.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang	
The day after the wedding, Chelsey and Bender rush over to Swayne's house, where they are relieved to see Swayne and Esmé are still there. Swayne, pissed, yells at the two of them asking where they were last night. Chelsey explains it was Muffy's wedding, and Esmé is offended that they weren't invited but Bender was. Swayne talks about how some DEA Agent and his team showed up at their house about an hour after Chelsey called to warn him. Montages show Esmé and Swayne tearing the house apart, either destroying or hiding their weed as they mad rush to get the house in order. When the DEA Agents showed up, Swayne and Esmé posed as a young couple, Esmé pregnant of course, and the two were snuggling watching Black Mirror. Able to weasel their way out of the situation, the DEA left them alone. Swayne then confronts Chelsey about how she knew that they were going to be raided, and Bender interrupts and explains they were questioned at the wedding about Swayne, saying they must have been onto them somehow. Swayne reveals they'll have to lay low for a while in case they're being watched, and lets them go. Esmé then talks to Bender on his way out and tells him that she doesn't trust Chelsey anymore, saying that they didn't have any problems until she showed up. Bender agrees and says he'll talk to her about getting out of the business while she can. Together, the two go back to the new growhouse at Lulu's place, where Tori and Arlo are working on still setting up the growhouse, getting lights plugged in and boarding some of the windows. They reveal that Swayne's house wasn't raided and everyone is still in the clear. Arlo reveals that not all of their plants survived the transfer, angering Bender. Tori and Arlo then both leave to go move product and get back on track. In the car, Tori asks Arlo what their relationship is, and Arlo explains that they have good sex together, nothing more. Tori is upset that Arlo doesn't want a relationship and then demands to be let out of the car. Arlo tries to explain that he's just starting to get his life on track and is very grateful for all Tori has done for him, but he's not ready to trust people like that yet. Tori gets out and then walks to Namaste Gifts and Healing, where she breaks down to Brook about Arlo. Brook comforts her, reminding her everything she's taught her about how she doesn't need a relationship to full complete, and that her time for her true purpose will be here before she knows it. Tori, happy, leaves as Cleo and Pat enter, telling Brook that they found another suitable member. They bring in Jenny Robinson, who Brook looks over and and talks to. Brook asks about her life and how it feels like she has no direction she's going and little friends, and Brook welcomes her to be part of her family and offers her a job. Scarlett and Saffron are surprised to see Jenny working with them the next day, and they all catch up. Jenny is shocked to hear about Scarlett's adoption but happy to see her and Saffron still together. Before they leave for work, Brook informs her that she's holding a little party later on in the week for all of the employees and some of her friends and she insists that Saffron and Scarlett show up, which they agree to. Scarlett then returns home with Saffron and tells her that Brook and Jenny talking about having a sense of belonging made her realize that she's ready to open her adoption folder. Scarlett does so after much hesitation, and reads about her birth parents, Andrew and Scarlett McClain, where Scarlett is confused because her mother was African-American and feels defeated that Brook didn't find the right file. However, her features are striking similar to Andrew and they research and learn that she could be black but the trait was surpressed in her genes for her physical features. Scarlett then learns her name at birth was Natalie McClain. She then goes to Mick downstairs and tells her about her findings, and thanks him for adopting her and giving her a loving home all of her life. She says that he and Chelsey will always be her mom and dad and she'll be grateful to them for all they did. Meanwhile, Vangie's commercial as The Creamy Cubes Girl has earned her national attention and she has become a small-scale celebrity. Nina arranges for her to have an interview by Corrine Carmichael on the nightly news, which she does. Vangie becomes adored by everyone, and Creamy Cubes becomes a meme. Bridget and Lydia are watching the interview at Lydia's house, where Carol walks in on them drinking wine and Bridget incredibly drunk. Fed up with Bridget's drinking, she decides to go over to Mick at the house and tell him she's concerned that Bridget has been experimenting with drinking too much, and she blames herself. Carol reveals about the night Bridget passed out and Mick feels devastated and says there's no one to blame but himself and Chelsey for neglecting their children. Bridget is then brought home and grounded by Mick, saying that she'll be on a diet of Saltines and Tang until she promises to never drink again till college. After Vangie's interview, Stu thanks Nina at the TV Studio for finally being a role model in Vangie's life and encouraging her to follow her dreams. Nina explains that Stu always was a good father and a good friend to Nina throughout their marriage. Nina says she feels as though now her life is beginning to get started, as she likes being an agent in show business. Stu agrees to let Nina deal with Vangie's stardom. Nina then thanks Stu for always being a friend to her and confidant throughout all of her crazy times. Mick then confronts Dodger about what Arlo told him and being scared of Dodger's mental state. Dodger comes off as trying to blame his father for neglecting him, pushing him to marijuana and wanting to hurt others. Mick tells Dodger that he's sorry for making Dodger feel as though no one cared about him and wants Dodger to get better and be happy again. After trying to hug him, Dodger then punches Mick in the face, where Mick grounds Dodger right after that. Mick then breaks down to Berta saying he doesn't know where he went wrong in trying to normalize the lives of his children since they moved to Duluth. Berta explains that kids will be kids and react in whatever way their minds make them, saying that all kids are a little messed up, but says Scarlett is beginning to mature and have her head on straight. Meanwhile, Muffy and Candice get off a plane in Poland and drive to the orphanage where they are reunited with Niko and are able to officially adopt him and take him home with them. At Swayne's house, Esmé has finally had enough of Chelsey and Bender and then tells Swayne to open his eyes and stand up for her busines. Esmé says that ever since Chelsey came around their business has fallen apart and she's been all buddy buddy with Bender. Their Panera burned down suspisciously and Bender and Chelsey didn't bat an eye and then they learned about the new strain of weed. Esmé accuses Chelsey and Bender of going off on their own to start growing a new strain from behind their backs and tells Swayne he was too naive in his own pursuits to see his own business be taken right from him. She affirms that it makes sense how they knew of the raid and probably sold them out to save their own asses. She tells him how she relied on Swayne and his business to help her with her baby once it was born and Swayne just became a damn fool. Swayne, aggravated, leaves the house and drives off. Mick is sitting at home alone, when the door opens. He is surprised to see a complete stranger walk in, Swayne. Mick threatens him to leave the house, but Swayne says he won't leave until Chelsey is home. Mick is confused why he wants Chelsey and Swayne spits at Mick, saying he's acting as if he doesn't know. Swayne then reveals how Chelsey went behind his back and started her own grow house, where Mick is shocked to learn Chelsey is back in the business without telling him and suddenly everything makes sense. Swayne sees that Mick had no idea and apologizes and tells the whole story to Mick, saying he had a right to know. After Swayne leaves, Mick is speechless and walks around his house as he looks at pictures of his family before they left Dearborn and comments how his family truly is fucked up. Later that night, Chelsey arrives home to see Mick is no where to be found.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Swayne, to Mick, after revealing the truth about Chelsey being in the dealing and growing business to him.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Graftaas, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Nesburg, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Dukelow, Vang
 	 	 	 			
44 	14 	"I'm Black Now" 	January 2017 			
Mick is sprinting down a sidewalk in Downtown Duluth, wearing running gear, breathing heavy. The words of Swayne and Chelsey's excuses echo in his head and he yells out and sprints faster. Being late at night, few people and cars are about. As he's running he stops to catch his breath and notices a bus hurtling down the street. He stares at it and contemplates running in front of it. Just as he's about it, he freaks himself out and falls to the ground, crying. He returns home, where Chelsey asks him if he's okay, which he dryly says yes to and goes to bed. The next day at breakfast, the family seems somewhat normal for once, as they talk about how excited they are for the 4th of July and Bridget and Mick's birthday, all of which are the next day. As Chelsey gets up to leave for work, Mick does so too and follows Chelsey in his car to Lulu's house, where he sees her greet Arlo and Tori. Mick stares at them before heading to work at The Fainting Goat. While at the house, Candice and Muffy enter with newly adopted Niko, which everyone celebrates. Bridget, Dodger and Niko, glad to see each other, embrace. Scarlett and Saffron show up at work, where Brook asks them again about coming to her party of the 4th of July and they answer that they'll stop by for a while. Pat and Cleo then give them information about the party, saying it's Brook's favorite event to hold for all of her friends to bring them together under one united goal. Later, Scarlett helps a pregnant woman who reveals that she'll also be coming to the party, where Scarlett asks her how she knows Brook. She reveals that Brook practically saved her life last year when she worked at the store. Scarlett relays this to Saffron and Jenny, freaking them out. Candice returns for one of her radiation treatments, when Muffy and a nurse enter the room, the nurse saying she has bad news. The nurse reveals that despite their best efforts to combat the cancerous cells, the cancer seems to be spreading at an alarming rate in Candice's body, and they'll be upping Candice's treatment aggressively. Candice asks if this means she's going to die, and the nurse says not neccessarily, so they should still be positive about it. Muffy and Candice embrace and talk about what they should do if Candice were to die, but Candice insists that she's a fighter and nothing will stop her. That night, Scarlett reveals to Bridget and Dodger that she discovered she was adopted and wanted to let them know that she still considers them her full siblings. Bridget then begins freaking out that she might have been adopted to, but Scarlett comforts her saying that Chelsey was able to have kids eventually and that they're both her kids. The three siblings then bond and decide to have a family game night. While working at the bar, Mick reveals to Helena about Chelsey being in the drug business, and Helena advises him to just talk to Chelsey because they're best friends and nothing should stand between them. Swayne confronts Bender once arriving home, and calls him out about the growing operation. Bender tries to deny, but Swayne yells at him to not because he knows everything. Bender then questions Swayne that he knew about growing in the mayoral mansion, which shocks Swayne, but he pretends it doesn't. Bender tries to apologize for going behind Swayne's back, but Swayne tells him that he's dead to him. Esmé then talks to Bender and tells him that Swayne will come around but what he did was wrong, saying that he ruined their business and now no one will buy from them. Bender tries to negotiate and tell Esmé that they can come be partners in their new growing operation, but Esmé dismisses this, saying that she'll be giving birth any minute and she can't take on that responsibility and Swayne would never take orders from someone else. Esmé also warns that Swayne will be looking for revenge on him and Chelsey somehow and to look out. Bender goes to the growhouse to warn Chelsey. Mick, who's sitting in his car, sees this and decides to enter the house. While Bender is warning Chelsey, Mick enters the house and walks around dumbfounded. He enters the kitchen, speechless and staring at Chelsey and Bender. Chelsey, shocked, tries to explain and apologize to Mick. Mick, wanting nothing to do with it tells her that he can't believe she kept this from him after all they've been through. Mick then goes into a monologue to Chelsey about how she's been absent for her own selfish endeavors and been keeping secrets from everyone. He explains that by abandoning their family, it's fallen apart: with Scarlett struggling with her sexuality and learning she was adopted, Bridget's fucked up sense and desire for love, leading to her drinking, and Dodger's marijuana obsession and slowly becoming a sociopath. Mick says he blames himself for what happened in Dearborn but since then he's been trying to make things right and continually cleaning up Chelsey's mistakes. Chelsey breaks down and apologizes, saying she doesn't know what she got herself into and she just wants another chance to start fresh again. Mick then yells that they can't always burn their house down and fake their deaths because they fucked up again and tells Chelsey that the truth was the best birthday present he could've asked for, because it really opened his eyes. Chelsey looks for Bender for what to do, but he's at a loss for words. Chelsey then goes on a night drive, eventually stopping at a tattoo parlor. When asked what she wants, she explains a barcode (a reference to Carol's branding), saying that every action has a price that you need to be willing to pay. In the morning, The 4th of July, she surprises Bridget and Mick with a birthday celebration and formally apologizes to her family (Johnsons, Carol, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Berta, and Arlo) and comes clean about what she's been doing. She then tells Mick that they'll talk later, but she's ready to bury everything she's done and focus on living a normal life. Olive leads many of The 4th of July activities in Duluth, where she has an encounter with DEA Holden Pollizzio. Holden explains that he knows Olive lead him astray with the raid of Swayne's house and knows that she is hiding information about the drugs to him and calls her a hypocrite. Olive explains that she doesn't know what he's talking about and she's just trying to celebrate her country's independence and freedom. Later on in the day, Swayne finds Olive and confronts her about the mayoral mansion being Bender and Chelsey's growhouse. Olive denies him and says that he's gone completely crazy and that it's not true. Swayne then tells Olive that she shouldn't lie to him, that Bender already told him. Swayne returns home, enraged and begins breaking things in the house. Esmé then yells at him that she thinks she's going into labor, to which Swayne changes his entire demeneanor and begins flying around to take Esmé to the hospital. Berta then takes all of the kids out with her to go shopping for The 4th of July, where they all bond over their crazy parents and family and how the kids will be alright if they have each other and of course Berta. Scarlett and Saffron get ready for Brook's 4th of July party at the store and pick up Jenny on their way there. As they arrive, they are greeted by Cleo and Pat, who take their phones and tell them that Brook will be making an appearance shortly. The three girls talk with many of the other guests, and are intrigued that many of them are pregnant. Scarlett notices that many of them say that they owe their lives to Brook and all of the pregnant ones worked for her at some point, making Scarlett uneasy. Brook finaly makes her appearance at the party, where she greets everyone and thanks them for coming, explaining their dinner will begin shortly. Brook talks with Scarlett, who shows nervousness at all of the pregnant women and their connection with Brook. Brook tries to explain that she's just helped a lot of lost girls find their purposes in life and is a midwife for many of them, helping them along their pregnancies, and this is a party to celebrate that. Scarlett notices that Tori is at the party and pulls her aside and asks her what's going on. Tori explains that Brook is just a wonderful woman dedidcated to improving the lifes of others and helping them find their purposes in life and feel important. Scarlett then pulls Saffron aside and says something doesn't feel right at the party and they turn to leave, but Cleo and Pat don't allow them to as Brook introduces the dinner. At the awkward dinner, over 20 girls, half of them pregnant, introduces themselves. Scarlett pulls Brook aside to say that they had plans with her family and really should be leaving, and Brook tries to manipulate her saying her family has neglected her all of her life with her adoption and refuses to let her leave. Suddenly during the dinner, one of the women goes into labor and Cleo and Pat whisper to Brook that it's almost time. Brook orders them to go begin setting up with Tori in the back of the store. Brook begins a ritualistic speech to the girls, both pregnant and newcomers, saying that she's honored that each one of them are in her life and cannot wait for their newest cycle to begin. Meanwhile, Chelsey and Mick talk to each other and get all of their feelings, frustrations, and apologies out and agree that they need to be a united force for their family to survive. Chelsey, Mick, Bridget, Dodger, Carol, Stu, Vangie, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Arlo, and Berta all head down to the river to set up and watch the fireworks for the 4th of July, wondering where Scarlett is. Chelsey then receives a call from Swayne, who says he just dropped Esmé off at the hospital to deliver her baby, but he has unfinished business. He tells Chelsey he knows about the growing operation and how he's not going to stop until Chelsey is finished. Chelsey warns him to settle down and not do anything stupid. Esmé is in the hospital, waiting for her contractions to become more frequent, when she runs out of the hospital and downtown. Finally, she rushes into the back of the Namaste shop, where she yells at Tori, Cleo, and Pat that the baby is coming. Brook then gathers all of the guests to the back of the store, where Scarlett and Saffron see Esmé on an operating table, preparing to deliver, as suddenly more women begin going into labor all at once. At the end of the episode, Swayne sneaks into the Mayoral Mansion, where he begins searching for where the plants are. After he hears footsteps coming for him, he runs into the basement where he sets up fireworks. As the Johnsons begin watching the fireworks display, Swayne sets off multiple fireworks in the basement of the mansion and runs out. As the fireworks grand finale begins, Esmé's baby begins to deliver, and Olive's mansion bursts into flames, while a choral rendition of America the Beautiful plays.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, to her siblings once revealing she was adopted and is also black.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Mick is sprinting down a sidewalk in Downtown Duluth, wearing running gear, breathing heavy. The words of Swayne and Chelsey's excuses echo in his head and he yells out and sprints faster. Being late at night, few people and cars are about. As he's running he stops to catch his breath and notices a bus hurtling down the street. He stares at it and contemplates running in front of it. Just as he's about it, he freaks himself out and falls to the ground, crying. He returns home, where Chelsey asks him if he's okay, which he dryly says yes to and goes to bed. The next day at breakfast, the family seems somewhat normal for once, as they talk about how excited they are for the 4th of July and Bridget and Mick's birthday, all of which are the next day. As Chelsey gets up to leave for work, Mick does so too and follows Chelsey in his car to Lulu's house, where he sees her greet Arlo and Tori. Mick stares at them before heading to work at The Fainting Goat. While at the house, Candice and Muffy enter with newly adopted Niko, which everyone celebrates. Bridget, Dodger and Niko, glad to see each other, embrace. Scarlett and Saffron show up at work, where Brook asks them again about coming to her party of the 4th of July and they answer that they'll stop by for a while. Pat and Cleo then give them information about the party, saying it's Brook's favorite event to hold for all of her friends to bring them together under one united goal. Later, Scarlett helps a pregnant woman who reveals that she'll also be coming to the party, where Scarlett asks her how she knows Brook. She reveals that Brook practically saved her life last year when she worked at the store. Scarlett relays this to Saffron and Jenny, freaking them out. Candice returns for one of her radiation treatments, when Muffy and a nurse enter the room, the nurse saying she has bad news. The nurse reveals that despite their best efforts to combat the cancerous cells, the cancer seems to be spreading at an alarming rate in Candice's body, and they'll be upping Candice's treatment aggressively. Candice asks if this means she's going to die, and the nurse says not neccessarily, so they should still be positive about it. Muffy and Candice embrace and talk about what they should do if Candice were to die, but Candice insists that she's a fighter and nothing will stop her. That night, Scarlett reveals to Bridget and Dodger that she discovered she was adopted and wanted to let them know that she still considers them her full siblings. Bridget then begins freaking out that she might have been adopted to, but Scarlett comforts her saying that Chelsey was able to have kids eventually and that they're both her kids. The three siblings then bond and decide to have a family game night. While working at the bar, Mick reveals to Helena about Chelsey being in the drug business, and Helena advises him to just talk to Chelsey because they're best friends and nothing should stand between them. Swayne confronts Bender once arriving home, and calls him out about the growing operation. Bender tries to deny, but Swayne yells at him to not because he knows everything. Bender then questions Swayne that he knew about growing in the mayoral mansion, which shocks Swayne, but he pretends it doesn't. Bender tries to apologize for going behind Swayne's back, but Swayne tells him that he's dead to him. Esmé then talks to Bender and tells him that Swayne will come around but what he did was wrong, saying that he ruined their business and now no one will buy from them. Bender tries to negotiate and tell Esmé that they can come be partners in their new growing operation, but Esmé dismisses this, saying that she'll be giving birth any minute and she can't take on that responsibility and Swayne would never take orders from someone else. Esmé also warns that Swayne will be looking for revenge on him and Chelsey somehow and to look out. Bender goes to the growhouse to warn Chelsey. Mick, who's sitting in his car, sees this and decides to enter the house. While Bender is warning Chelsey, Mick enters the house and walks around dumbfounded. He enters the kitchen, speechless and staring at Chelsey and Bender. Chelsey, shocked, tries to explain and apologize to Mick. Mick, wanting nothing to do with it tells her that he can't believe she kept this from him after all they've been through. Mick then goes into a monologue to Chelsey about how she's been absent for her own selfish endeavors and been keeping secrets from everyone. He explains that by abandoning their family, it's fallen apart: with Scarlett struggling with her sexuality and learning she was adopted, Bridget's fucked up sense and desire for love, leading to her drinking, and Dodger's marijuana obsession and slowly becoming a sociopath. Mick says he blames himself for what happened in Dearborn but since then he's been trying to make things right and continually cleaning up Chelsey's mistakes. Chelsey breaks down and apologizes, saying she doesn't know what she got herself into and she just wants another chance to start fresh again. Mick then yells that they can't always burn their house down and fake their deaths because they fucked up again and tells Chelsey that the truth was the best birthday present he could've asked for, because it really opened his eyes. Chelsey looks for Bender for what to do, but he's at a loss for words. Chelsey then goes on a night drive, eventually stopping at a tattoo parlor. When asked what she wants, she explains a barcode (a reference to Carol's branding), saying that every action has a price that you need to be willing to pay. In the morning, The 4th of July, she surprises Bridget and Mick with a birthday celebration and formally apologizes to her family (Johnsons, Carol, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Berta, and Arlo) and comes clean about what she's been doing. She then tells Mick that they'll talk later, but she's ready to bury everything she's done and focus on living a normal life. Olive leads many of The 4th of July activities in Duluth, where she has an encounter with DEA Holden Pollizzio. Holden explains that he knows Olive lead him astray with the raid of Swayne's house and knows that she is hiding information about the drugs to him and calls her a hypocrite. Olive explains that she doesn't know what he's talking about and she's just trying to celebrate her country's independence and freedom. Later on in the day, Swayne finds Olive and confronts her about the mayoral mansion being Bender and Chelsey's growhouse. Olive denies him and says that he's gone completely crazy and that it's not true. Swayne then tells Olive that she shouldn't lie to him, that Bender already told him. Swayne returns home, enraged and begins breaking things in the house. Esmé then yells at him that she thinks she's going into labor, to which Swayne changes his entire demeneanor and begins flying around to take Esmé to the hospital. Berta then takes all of the kids out with her to go shopping for The 4th of July, where they all bond over their crazy parents and family and how the kids will be alright if they have each other and of course Berta. Scarlett and Saffron get ready for Brook's 4th of July party at the store and pick up Jenny on their way there. As they arrive, they are greeted by Cleo and Pat, who take their phones and tell them that Brook will be making an appearance shortly. The three girls talk with many of the other guests, and are intrigued that many of them are pregnant. Scarlett notices that many of them say that they owe their lives to Brook and all of the pregnant ones worked for her at some point, making Scarlett uneasy. Brook finaly makes her appearance at the party, where she greets everyone and thanks them for coming, explaining their dinner will begin shortly. Brook talks with Scarlett, who shows nervousness at all of the pregnant women and their connection with Brook. Brook tries to explain that she's just helped a lot of lost girls find their purposes in life and is a midwife for many of them, helping them along their pregnancies, and this is a party to celebrate that. Scarlett notices that Tori is at the party and pulls her aside and asks her what's going on. Tori explains that Brook is just a wonderful woman dedidcated to improving the lifes of others and helping them find their purposes in life and feel important. Scarlett then pulls Saffron aside and says something doesn't feel right at the party and they turn to leave, but Cleo and Pat don't allow them to as Brook introduces the dinner. At the awkward dinner, over 20 girls, half of them pregnant, introduces themselves. Scarlett pulls Brook aside to say that they had plans with her family and really should be leaving, and Brook tries to manipulate her saying her family has neglected her all of her life with her adoption and refuses to let her leave. Suddenly during the dinner, one of the women goes into labor and Cleo and Pat whisper to Brook that it's almost time. Brook orders them to go begin setting up with Tori in the back of the store. Brook begins a ritualistic speech to the girls, both pregnant and newcomers, saying that she's honored that each one of them are in her life and cannot wait for their newest cycle to begin. Meanwhile, Chelsey and Mick talk to each other and get all of their feelings, frustrations, and apologies out and agree that they need to be a united force for their family to survive. Chelsey, Mick, Bridget, Dodger, Carol, Stu, Vangie, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Arlo, and Berta all head down to the river to set up and watch the fireworks for the 4th of July, wondering where Scarlett is. Chelsey then receives a call from Swayne, who says he just dropped Esmé off at the hospital to deliver her baby, but he has unfinished business. He tells Chelsey he knows about the growing operation and how he's not going to stop until Chelsey is finished. Chelsey warns him to settle down and not do anything stupid. Esmé is in the hospital, waiting for her contractions to become more frequent, when she runs out of the hospital and downtown. Finally, she rushes into the back of the Namaste shop, where she yells at Tori, Cleo, and Pat that the baby is coming. Brook then gathers all of the guests to the back of the store, where Scarlett and Saffron see Esmé on an operating table, preparing to deliver, as suddenly more women begin going into labor all at once. At the end of the episode, Swayne sneaks into the Mayoral Mansion, where he begins searching for where the plants are. After he hears footsteps coming for him, he runs into the basement where he sets up fireworks. As the Johnsons begin watching the fireworks display, Swayne sets off multiple fireworks in the basement of the mansion and runs out. As the fireworks grand finale begins, Esmé's baby begins to deliver, and Olive's mansion bursts into flames, while a choral rendition of America the Beautiful plays.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, to her siblings once revealing she was adopted and is also black.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Mick is sprinting down a sidewalk in Downtown Duluth, wearing running gear, breathing heavy. The words of Swayne and Chelsey's excuses echo in his head and he yells out and sprints faster. Being late at night, few people and cars are about. As he's running he stops to catch his breath and notices a bus hurtling down the street. He stares at it and contemplates running in front of it. Just as he's about it, he freaks himself out and falls to the ground, crying. He returns home, where Chelsey asks him if he's okay, which he dryly says yes to and goes to bed. The next day at breakfast, the family seems somewhat normal for once, as they talk about how excited they are for the 4th of July and Bridget and Mick's birthday, all of which are the next day. As Chelsey gets up to leave for work, Mick does so too and follows Chelsey in his car to Lulu's house, where he sees her greet Arlo and Tori. Mick stares at them before heading to work at The Fainting Goat. While at the house, Candice and Muffy enter with newly adopted Niko, which everyone celebrates. Bridget, Dodger and Niko, glad to see each other, embrace. Scarlett and Saffron show up at work, where Brook asks them again about coming to her party of the 4th of July and they answer that they'll stop by for a while. Pat and Cleo then give them information about the party, saying it's Brook's favorite event to hold for all of her friends to bring them together under one united goal. Later, Scarlett helps a pregnant woman who reveals that she'll also be coming to the party, where Scarlett asks her how she knows Brook. She reveals that Brook practically saved her life last year when she worked at the store. Scarlett relays this to Saffron and Jenny, freaking them out. Candice returns for one of her radiation treatments, when Muffy and a nurse enter the room, the nurse saying she has bad news. The nurse reveals that despite their best efforts to combat the cancerous cells, the cancer seems to be spreading at an alarming rate in Candice's body, and they'll be upping Candice's treatment aggressively. Candice asks if this means she's going to die, and the nurse says not neccessarily, so they should still be positive about it. Muffy and Candice embrace and talk about what they should do if Candice were to die, but Candice insists that she's a fighter and nothing will stop her. That night, Scarlett reveals to Bridget and Dodger that she discovered she was adopted and wanted to let them know that she still considers them her full siblings. Bridget then begins freaking out that she might have been adopted to, but Scarlett comforts her saying that Chelsey was able to have kids eventually and that they're both her kids. The three siblings then bond and decide to have a family game night. While working at the bar, Mick reveals to Helena about Chelsey being in the drug business, and Helena advises him to just talk to Chelsey because they're best friends and nothing should stand between them. Swayne confronts Bender once arriving home, and calls him out about the growing operation. Bender tries to deny, but Swayne yells at him to not because he knows everything. Bender then questions Swayne that he knew about growing in the mayoral mansion, which shocks Swayne, but he pretends it doesn't. Bender tries to apologize for going behind Swayne's back, but Swayne tells him that he's dead to him. Esmé then talks to Bender and tells him that Swayne will come around but what he did was wrong, saying that he ruined their business and now no one will buy from them. Bender tries to negotiate and tell Esmé that they can come be partners in their new growing operation, but Esmé dismisses this, saying that she'll be giving birth any minute and she can't take on that responsibility and Swayne would never take orders from someone else. Esmé also warns that Swayne will be looking for revenge on him and Chelsey somehow and to look out. Bender goes to the growhouse to warn Chelsey. Mick, who's sitting in his car, sees this and decides to enter the house. While Bender is warning Chelsey, Mick enters the house and walks around dumbfounded. He enters the kitchen, speechless and staring at Chelsey and Bender. Chelsey, shocked, tries to explain and apologize to Mick. Mick, wanting nothing to do with it tells her that he can't believe she kept this from him after all they've been through. Mick then goes into a monologue to Chelsey about how she's been absent for her own selfish endeavors and been keeping secrets from everyone. He explains that by abandoning their family, it's fallen apart: with Scarlett struggling with her sexuality and learning she was adopted, Bridget's fucked up sense and desire for love, leading to her drinking, and Dodger's marijuana obsession and slowly becoming a sociopath. Mick says he blames himself for what happened in Dearborn but since then he's been trying to make things right and continually cleaning up Chelsey's mistakes. Chelsey breaks down and apologizes, saying she doesn't know what she got herself into and she just wants another chance to start fresh again. Mick then yells that they can't always burn their house down and fake their deaths because they fucked up again and tells Chelsey that the truth was the best birthday present he could've asked for, because it really opened his eyes. Chelsey looks for Bender for what to do, but he's at a loss for words. Chelsey then goes on a night drive, eventually stopping at a tattoo parlor. When asked what she wants, she explains a barcode (a reference to Carol's branding), saying that every action has a price that you need to be willing to pay. In the morning, The 4th of July, she surprises Bridget and Mick with a birthday celebration and formally apologizes to her family (Johnsons, Carol, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Berta, and Arlo) and comes clean about what she's been doing. She then tells Mick that they'll talk later, but she's ready to bury everything she's done and focus on living a normal life. Olive leads many of The 4th of July activities in Duluth, where she has an encounter with DEA Holden Pollizzio. Holden explains that he knows Olive lead him astray with the raid of Swayne's house and knows that she is hiding information about the drugs to him and calls her a hypocrite. Olive explains that she doesn't know what he's talking about and she's just trying to celebrate her country's independence and freedom. Later on in the day, Swayne finds Olive and confronts her about the mayoral mansion being Bender and Chelsey's growhouse. Olive denies him and says that he's gone completely crazy and that it's not true. Swayne then tells Olive that she shouldn't lie to him, that Bender already told him. Swayne returns home, enraged and begins breaking things in the house. Esmé then yells at him that she thinks she's going into labor, to which Swayne changes his entire demeneanor and begins flying around to take Esmé to the hospital. Berta then takes all of the kids out with her to go shopping for The 4th of July, where they all bond over their crazy parents and family and how the kids will be alright if they have each other and of course Berta. Scarlett and Saffron get ready for Brook's 4th of July party at the store and pick up Jenny on their way there. As they arrive, they are greeted by Cleo and Pat, who take their phones and tell them that Brook will be making an appearance shortly. The three girls talk with many of the other guests, and are intrigued that many of them are pregnant. Scarlett notices that many of them say that they owe their lives to Brook and all of the pregnant ones worked for her at some point, making Scarlett uneasy. Brook finaly makes her appearance at the party, where she greets everyone and thanks them for coming, explaining their dinner will begin shortly. Brook talks with Scarlett, who shows nervousness at all of the pregnant women and their connection with Brook. Brook tries to explain that she's just helped a lot of lost girls find their purposes in life and is a midwife for many of them, helping them along their pregnancies, and this is a party to celebrate that. Scarlett notices that Tori is at the party and pulls her aside and asks her what's going on. Tori explains that Brook is just a wonderful woman dedidcated to improving the lifes of others and helping them find their purposes in life and feel important. Scarlett then pulls Saffron aside and says something doesn't feel right at the party and they turn to leave, but Cleo and Pat don't allow them to as Brook introduces the dinner. At the awkward dinner, over 20 girls, half of them pregnant, introduces themselves. Scarlett pulls Brook aside to say that they had plans with her family and really should be leaving, and Brook tries to manipulate her saying her family has neglected her all of her life with her adoption and refuses to let her leave. Suddenly during the dinner, one of the women goes into labor and Cleo and Pat whisper to Brook that it's almost time. Brook orders them to go begin setting up with Tori in the back of the store. Brook begins a ritualistic speech to the girls, both pregnant and newcomers, saying that she's honored that each one of them are in her life and cannot wait for their newest cycle to begin. Meanwhile, Chelsey and Mick talk to each other and get all of their feelings, frustrations, and apologies out and agree that they need to be a united force for their family to survive. Chelsey, Mick, Bridget, Dodger, Carol, Stu, Vangie, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Arlo, and Berta all head down to the river to set up and watch the fireworks for the 4th of July, wondering where Scarlett is. Chelsey then receives a call from Swayne, who says he just dropped Esmé off at the hospital to deliver her baby, but he has unfinished business. He tells Chelsey he knows about the growing operation and how he's not going to stop until Chelsey is finished. Chelsey warns him to settle down and not do anything stupid. Esmé is in the hospital, waiting for her contractions to become more frequent, when she runs out of the hospital and downtown. Finally, she rushes into the back of the Namaste shop, where she yells at Tori, Cleo, and Pat that the baby is coming. Brook then gathers all of the guests to the back of the store, where Scarlett and Saffron see Esmé on an operating table, preparing to deliver, as suddenly more women begin going into labor all at once. At the end of the episode, Swayne sneaks into the Mayoral Mansion, where he begins searching for where the plants are. After he hears footsteps coming for him, he runs into the basement where he sets up fireworks. As the Johnsons begin watching the fireworks display, Swayne sets off multiple fireworks in the basement of the mansion and runs out. As the fireworks grand finale begins, Esmé's baby begins to deliver, and Olive's mansion bursts into flames, while a choral rendition of America the Beautiful plays.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, to her siblings once revealing she was adopted and is also black.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Mick is sprinting down a sidewalk in Downtown Duluth, wearing running gear, breathing heavy. The words of Swayne and Chelsey's excuses echo in his head and he yells out and sprints faster. Being late at night, few people and cars are about. As he's running he stops to catch his breath and notices a bus hurtling down the street. He stares at it and contemplates running in front of it. Just as he's about it, he freaks himself out and falls to the ground, crying. He returns home, where Chelsey asks him if he's okay, which he dryly says yes to and goes to bed. The next day at breakfast, the family seems somewhat normal for once, as they talk about how excited they are for the 4th of July and Bridget and Mick's birthday, all of which are the next day. As Chelsey gets up to leave for work, Mick does so too and follows Chelsey in his car to Lulu's house, where he sees her greet Arlo and Tori. Mick stares at them before heading to work at The Fainting Goat. While at the house, Candice and Muffy enter with newly adopted Niko, which everyone celebrates. Bridget, Dodger and Niko, glad to see each other, embrace. Scarlett and Saffron show up at work, where Brook asks them again about coming to her party of the 4th of July and they answer that they'll stop by for a while. Pat and Cleo then give them information about the party, saying it's Brook's favorite event to hold for all of her friends to bring them together under one united goal. Later, Scarlett helps a pregnant woman who reveals that she'll also be coming to the party, where Scarlett asks her how she knows Brook. She reveals that Brook practically saved her life last year when she worked at the store. Scarlett relays this to Saffron and Jenny, freaking them out. Candice returns for one of her radiation treatments, when Muffy and a nurse enter the room, the nurse saying she has bad news. The nurse reveals that despite their best efforts to combat the cancerous cells, the cancer seems to be spreading at an alarming rate in Candice's body, and they'll be upping Candice's treatment aggressively. Candice asks if this means she's going to die, and the nurse says not neccessarily, so they should still be positive about it. Muffy and Candice embrace and talk about what they should do if Candice were to die, but Candice insists that she's a fighter and nothing will stop her. That night, Scarlett reveals to Bridget and Dodger that she discovered she was adopted and wanted to let them know that she still considers them her full siblings. Bridget then begins freaking out that she might have been adopted to, but Scarlett comforts her saying that Chelsey was able to have kids eventually and that they're both her kids. The three siblings then bond and decide to have a family game night. While working at the bar, Mick reveals to Helena about Chelsey being in the drug business, and Helena advises him to just talk to Chelsey because they're best friends and nothing should stand between them. Swayne confronts Bender once arriving home, and calls him out about the growing operation. Bender tries to deny, but Swayne yells at him to not because he knows everything. Bender then questions Swayne that he knew about growing in the mayoral mansion, which shocks Swayne, but he pretends it doesn't. Bender tries to apologize for going behind Swayne's back, but Swayne tells him that he's dead to him. Esmé then talks to Bender and tells him that Swayne will come around but what he did was wrong, saying that he ruined their business and now no one will buy from them. Bender tries to negotiate and tell Esmé that they can come be partners in their new growing operation, but Esmé dismisses this, saying that she'll be giving birth any minute and she can't take on that responsibility and Swayne would never take orders from someone else. Esmé also warns that Swayne will be looking for revenge on him and Chelsey somehow and to look out. Bender goes to the growhouse to warn Chelsey. Mick, who's sitting in his car, sees this and decides to enter the house. While Bender is warning Chelsey, Mick enters the house and walks around dumbfounded. He enters the kitchen, speechless and staring at Chelsey and Bender. Chelsey, shocked, tries to explain and apologize to Mick. Mick, wanting nothing to do with it tells her that he can't believe she kept this from him after all they've been through. Mick then goes into a monologue to Chelsey about how she's been absent for her own selfish endeavors and been keeping secrets from everyone. He explains that by abandoning their family, it's fallen apart: with Scarlett struggling with her sexuality and learning she was adopted, Bridget's fucked up sense and desire for love, leading to her drinking, and Dodger's marijuana obsession and slowly becoming a sociopath. Mick says he blames himself for what happened in Dearborn but since then he's been trying to make things right and continually cleaning up Chelsey's mistakes. Chelsey breaks down and apologizes, saying she doesn't know what she got herself into and she just wants another chance to start fresh again. Mick then yells that they can't always burn their house down and fake their deaths because they fucked up again and tells Chelsey that the truth was the best birthday present he could've asked for, because it really opened his eyes. Chelsey looks for Bender for what to do, but he's at a loss for words. Chelsey then goes on a night drive, eventually stopping at a tattoo parlor. When asked what she wants, she explains a barcode (a reference to Carol's branding), saying that every action has a price that you need to be willing to pay. In the morning, The 4th of July, she surprises Bridget and Mick with a birthday celebration and formally apologizes to her family (Johnsons, Carol, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Berta, and Arlo) and comes clean about what she's been doing. She then tells Mick that they'll talk later, but she's ready to bury everything she's done and focus on living a normal life. Olive leads many of The 4th of July activities in Duluth, where she has an encounter with DEA Holden Pollizzio. Holden explains that he knows Olive lead him astray with the raid of Swayne's house and knows that she is hiding information about the drugs to him and calls her a hypocrite. Olive explains that she doesn't know what he's talking about and she's just trying to celebrate her country's independence and freedom. Later on in the day, Swayne finds Olive and confronts her about the mayoral mansion being Bender and Chelsey's growhouse. Olive denies him and says that he's gone completely crazy and that it's not true. Swayne then tells Olive that she shouldn't lie to him, that Bender already told him. Swayne returns home, enraged and begins breaking things in the house. Esmé then yells at him that she thinks she's going into labor, to which Swayne changes his entire demeneanor and begins flying around to take Esmé to the hospital. Berta then takes all of the kids out with her to go shopping for The 4th of July, where they all bond over their crazy parents and family and how the kids will be alright if they have each other and of course Berta. Scarlett and Saffron get ready for Brook's 4th of July party at the store and pick up Jenny on their way there. As they arrive, they are greeted by Cleo and Pat, who take their phones and tell them that Brook will be making an appearance shortly. The three girls talk with many of the other guests, and are intrigued that many of them are pregnant. Scarlett notices that many of them say that they owe their lives to Brook and all of the pregnant ones worked for her at some point, making Scarlett uneasy. Brook finaly makes her appearance at the party, where she greets everyone and thanks them for coming, explaining their dinner will begin shortly. Brook talks with Scarlett, who shows nervousness at all of the pregnant women and their connection with Brook. Brook tries to explain that she's just helped a lot of lost girls find their purposes in life and is a midwife for many of them, helping them along their pregnancies, and this is a party to celebrate that. Scarlett notices that Tori is at the party and pulls her aside and asks her what's going on. Tori explains that Brook is just a wonderful woman dedidcated to improving the lifes of others and helping them find their purposes in life and feel important. Scarlett then pulls Saffron aside and says something doesn't feel right at the party and they turn to leave, but Cleo and Pat don't allow them to as Brook introduces the dinner. At the awkward dinner, over 20 girls, half of them pregnant, introduces themselves. Scarlett pulls Brook aside to say that they had plans with her family and really should be leaving, and Brook tries to manipulate her saying her family has neglected her all of her life with her adoption and refuses to let her leave. Suddenly during the dinner, one of the women goes into labor and Cleo and Pat whisper to Brook that it's almost time. Brook orders them to go begin setting up with Tori in the back of the store. Brook begins a ritualistic speech to the girls, both pregnant and newcomers, saying that she's honored that each one of them are in her life and cannot wait for their newest cycle to begin. Meanwhile, Chelsey and Mick talk to each other and get all of their feelings, frustrations, and apologies out and agree that they need to be a united force for their family to survive. Chelsey, Mick, Bridget, Dodger, Carol, Stu, Vangie, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Arlo, and Berta all head down to the river to set up and watch the fireworks for the 4th of July, wondering where Scarlett is. Chelsey then receives a call from Swayne, who says he just dropped Esmé off at the hospital to deliver her baby, but he has unfinished business. He tells Chelsey he knows about the growing operation and how he's not going to stop until Chelsey is finished. Chelsey warns him to settle down and not do anything stupid. Esmé is in the hospital, waiting for her contractions to become more frequent, when she runs out of the hospital and downtown. Finally, she rushes into the back of the Namaste shop, where she yells at Tori, Cleo, and Pat that the baby is coming. Brook then gathers all of the guests to the back of the store, where Scarlett and Saffron see Esmé on an operating table, preparing to deliver, as suddenly more women begin going into labor all at once. At the end of the episode, Swayne sneaks into the Mayoral Mansion, where he begins searching for where the plants are. After he hears footsteps coming for him, he runs into the basement where he sets up fireworks. As the Johnsons begin watching the fireworks display, Swayne sets off multiple fireworks in the basement of the mansion and runs out. As the fireworks grand finale begins, Esmé's baby begins to deliver, and Olive's mansion bursts into flames, while a choral rendition of America the Beautiful plays.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, to her siblings once revealing she was adopted and is also black.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Mick is sprinting down a sidewalk in Downtown Duluth, wearing running gear, breathing heavy. The words of Swayne and Chelsey's excuses echo in his head and he yells out and sprints faster. Being late at night, few people and cars are about. As he's running he stops to catch his breath and notices a bus hurtling down the street. He stares at it and contemplates running in front of it. Just as he's about it, he freaks himself out and falls to the ground, crying. He returns home, where Chelsey asks him if he's okay, which he dryly says yes to and goes to bed. The next day at breakfast, the family seems somewhat normal for once, as they talk about how excited they are for the 4th of July and Bridget and Mick's birthday, all of which are the next day. As Chelsey gets up to leave for work, Mick does so too and follows Chelsey in his car to Lulu's house, where he sees her greet Arlo and Tori. Mick stares at them before heading to work at The Fainting Goat. While at the house, Candice and Muffy enter with newly adopted Niko, which everyone celebrates. Bridget, Dodger and Niko, glad to see each other, embrace. Scarlett and Saffron show up at work, where Brook asks them again about coming to her party of the 4th of July and they answer that they'll stop by for a while. Pat and Cleo then give them information about the party, saying it's Brook's favorite event to hold for all of her friends to bring them together under one united goal. Later, Scarlett helps a pregnant woman who reveals that she'll also be coming to the party, where Scarlett asks her how she knows Brook. She reveals that Brook practically saved her life last year when she worked at the store. Scarlett relays this to Saffron and Jenny, freaking them out. Candice returns for one of her radiation treatments, when Muffy and a nurse enter the room, the nurse saying she has bad news. The nurse reveals that despite their best efforts to combat the cancerous cells, the cancer seems to be spreading at an alarming rate in Candice's body, and they'll be upping Candice's treatment aggressively. Candice asks if this means she's going to die, and the nurse says not neccessarily, so they should still be positive about it. Muffy and Candice embrace and talk about what they should do if Candice were to die, but Candice insists that she's a fighter and nothing will stop her. That night, Scarlett reveals to Bridget and Dodger that she discovered she was adopted and wanted to let them know that she still considers them her full siblings. Bridget then begins freaking out that she might have been adopted to, but Scarlett comforts her saying that Chelsey was able to have kids eventually and that they're both her kids. The three siblings then bond and decide to have a family game night. While working at the bar, Mick reveals to Helena about Chelsey being in the drug business, and Helena advises him to just talk to Chelsey because they're best friends and nothing should stand between them. Swayne confronts Bender once arriving home, and calls him out about the growing operation. Bender tries to deny, but Swayne yells at him to not because he knows everything. Bender then questions Swayne that he knew about growing in the mayoral mansion, which shocks Swayne, but he pretends it doesn't. Bender tries to apologize for going behind Swayne's back, but Swayne tells him that he's dead to him. Esmé then talks to Bender and tells him that Swayne will come around but what he did was wrong, saying that he ruined their business and now no one will buy from them. Bender tries to negotiate and tell Esmé that they can come be partners in their new growing operation, but Esmé dismisses this, saying that she'll be giving birth any minute and she can't take on that responsibility and Swayne would never take orders from someone else. Esmé also warns that Swayne will be looking for revenge on him and Chelsey somehow and to look out. Bender goes to the growhouse to warn Chelsey. Mick, who's sitting in his car, sees this and decides to enter the house. While Bender is warning Chelsey, Mick enters the house and walks around dumbfounded. He enters the kitchen, speechless and staring at Chelsey and Bender. Chelsey, shocked, tries to explain and apologize to Mick. Mick, wanting nothing to do with it tells her that he can't believe she kept this from him after all they've been through. Mick then goes into a monologue to Chelsey about how she's been absent for her own selfish endeavors and been keeping secrets from everyone. He explains that by abandoning their family, it's fallen apart: with Scarlett struggling with her sexuality and learning she was adopted, Bridget's fucked up sense and desire for love, leading to her drinking, and Dodger's marijuana obsession and slowly becoming a sociopath. Mick says he blames himself for what happened in Dearborn but since then he's been trying to make things right and continually cleaning up Chelsey's mistakes. Chelsey breaks down and apologizes, saying she doesn't know what she got herself into and she just wants another chance to start fresh again. Mick then yells that they can't always burn their house down and fake their deaths because they fucked up again and tells Chelsey that the truth was the best birthday present he could've asked for, because it really opened his eyes. Chelsey looks for Bender for what to do, but he's at a loss for words. Chelsey then goes on a night drive, eventually stopping at a tattoo parlor. When asked what she wants, she explains a barcode (a reference to Carol's branding), saying that every action has a price that you need to be willing to pay. In the morning, The 4th of July, she surprises Bridget and Mick with a birthday celebration and formally apologizes to her family (Johnsons, Carol, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Berta, and Arlo) and comes clean about what she's been doing. She then tells Mick that they'll talk later, but she's ready to bury everything she's done and focus on living a normal life. Olive leads many of The 4th of July activities in Duluth, where she has an encounter with DEA Holden Pollizzio. Holden explains that he knows Olive lead him astray with the raid of Swayne's house and knows that she is hiding information about the drugs to him and calls her a hypocrite. Olive explains that she doesn't know what he's talking about and she's just trying to celebrate her country's independence and freedom. Later on in the day, Swayne finds Olive and confronts her about the mayoral mansion being Bender and Chelsey's growhouse. Olive denies him and says that he's gone completely crazy and that it's not true. Swayne then tells Olive that she shouldn't lie to him, that Bender already told him. Swayne returns home, enraged and begins breaking things in the house. Esmé then yells at him that she thinks she's going into labor, to which Swayne changes his entire demeneanor and begins flying around to take Esmé to the hospital. Berta then takes all of the kids out with her to go shopping for The 4th of July, where they all bond over their crazy parents and family and how the kids will be alright if they have each other and of course Berta. Scarlett and Saffron get ready for Brook's 4th of July party at the store and pick up Jenny on their way there. As they arrive, they are greeted by Cleo and Pat, who take their phones and tell them that Brook will be making an appearance shortly. The three girls talk with many of the other guests, and are intrigued that many of them are pregnant. Scarlett notices that many of them say that they owe their lives to Brook and all of the pregnant ones worked for her at some point, making Scarlett uneasy. Brook finaly makes her appearance at the party, where she greets everyone and thanks them for coming, explaining their dinner will begin shortly. Brook talks with Scarlett, who shows nervousness at all of the pregnant women and their connection with Brook. Brook tries to explain that she's just helped a lot of lost girls find their purposes in life and is a midwife for many of them, helping them along their pregnancies, and this is a party to celebrate that. Scarlett notices that Tori is at the party and pulls her aside and asks her what's going on. Tori explains that Brook is just a wonderful woman dedidcated to improving the lifes of others and helping them find their purposes in life and feel important. Scarlett then pulls Saffron aside and says something doesn't feel right at the party and they turn to leave, but Cleo and Pat don't allow them to as Brook introduces the dinner. At the awkward dinner, over 20 girls, half of them pregnant, introduces themselves. Scarlett pulls Brook aside to say that they had plans with her family and really should be leaving, and Brook tries to manipulate her saying her family has neglected her all of her life with her adoption and refuses to let her leave. Suddenly during the dinner, one of the women goes into labor and Cleo and Pat whisper to Brook that it's almost time. Brook orders them to go begin setting up with Tori in the back of the store. Brook begins a ritualistic speech to the girls, both pregnant and newcomers, saying that she's honored that each one of them are in her life and cannot wait for their newest cycle to begin. Meanwhile, Chelsey and Mick talk to each other and get all of their feelings, frustrations, and apologies out and agree that they need to be a united force for their family to survive. Chelsey, Mick, Bridget, Dodger, Carol, Stu, Vangie, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Arlo, and Berta all head down to the river to set up and watch the fireworks for the 4th of July, wondering where Scarlett is. Chelsey then receives a call from Swayne, who says he just dropped Esmé off at the hospital to deliver her baby, but he has unfinished business. He tells Chelsey he knows about the growing operation and how he's not going to stop until Chelsey is finished. Chelsey warns him to settle down and not do anything stupid. Esmé is in the hospital, waiting for her contractions to become more frequent, when she runs out of the hospital and downtown. Finally, she rushes into the back of the Namaste shop, where she yells at Tori, Cleo, and Pat that the baby is coming. Brook then gathers all of the guests to the back of the store, where Scarlett and Saffron see Esmé on an operating table, preparing to deliver, as suddenly more women begin going into labor all at once. At the end of the episode, Swayne sneaks into the Mayoral Mansion, where he begins searching for where the plants are. After he hears footsteps coming for him, he runs into the basement where he sets up fireworks. As the Johnsons begin watching the fireworks display, Swayne sets off multiple fireworks in the basement of the mansion and runs out. As the fireworks grand finale begins, Esmé's baby begins to deliver, and Olive's mansion bursts into flames, while a choral rendition of America the Beautiful plays.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, to her siblings once revealing she was adopted and is also black.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Mick is sprinting down a sidewalk in Downtown Duluth, wearing running gear, breathing heavy. The words of Swayne and Chelsey's excuses echo in his head and he yells out and sprints faster. Being late at night, few people and cars are about. As he's running he stops to catch his breath and notices a bus hurtling down the street. He stares at it and contemplates running in front of it. Just as he's about it, he freaks himself out and falls to the ground, crying. He returns home, where Chelsey asks him if he's okay, which he dryly says yes to and goes to bed. The next day at breakfast, the family seems somewhat normal for once, as they talk about how excited they are for the 4th of July and Bridget and Mick's birthday, all of which are the next day. As Chelsey gets up to leave for work, Mick does so too and follows Chelsey in his car to Lulu's house, where he sees her greet Arlo and Tori. Mick stares at them before heading to work at The Fainting Goat. While at the house, Candice and Muffy enter with newly adopted Niko, which everyone celebrates. Bridget, Dodger and Niko, glad to see each other, embrace. Scarlett and Saffron show up at work, where Brook asks them again about coming to her party of the 4th of July and they answer that they'll stop by for a while. Pat and Cleo then give them information about the party, saying it's Brook's favorite event to hold for all of her friends to bring them together under one united goal. Later, Scarlett helps a pregnant woman who reveals that she'll also be coming to the party, where Scarlett asks her how she knows Brook. She reveals that Brook practically saved her life last year when she worked at the store. Scarlett relays this to Saffron and Jenny, freaking them out. Candice returns for one of her radiation treatments, when Muffy and a nurse enter the room, the nurse saying she has bad news. The nurse reveals that despite their best efforts to combat the cancerous cells, the cancer seems to be spreading at an alarming rate in Candice's body, and they'll be upping Candice's treatment aggressively. Candice asks if this means she's going to die, and the nurse says not neccessarily, so they should still be positive about it. Muffy and Candice embrace and talk about what they should do if Candice were to die, but Candice insists that she's a fighter and nothing will stop her. That night, Scarlett reveals to Bridget and Dodger that she discovered she was adopted and wanted to let them know that she still considers them her full siblings. Bridget then begins freaking out that she might have been adopted to, but Scarlett comforts her saying that Chelsey was able to have kids eventually and that they're both her kids. The three siblings then bond and decide to have a family game night. While working at the bar, Mick reveals to Helena about Chelsey being in the drug business, and Helena advises him to just talk to Chelsey because they're best friends and nothing should stand between them. Swayne confronts Bender once arriving home, and calls him out about the growing operation. Bender tries to deny, but Swayne yells at him to not because he knows everything. Bender then questions Swayne that he knew about growing in the mayoral mansion, which shocks Swayne, but he pretends it doesn't. Bender tries to apologize for going behind Swayne's back, but Swayne tells him that he's dead to him. Esmé then talks to Bender and tells him that Swayne will come around but what he did was wrong, saying that he ruined their business and now no one will buy from them. Bender tries to negotiate and tell Esmé that they can come be partners in their new growing operation, but Esmé dismisses this, saying that she'll be giving birth any minute and she can't take on that responsibility and Swayne would never take orders from someone else. Esmé also warns that Swayne will be looking for revenge on him and Chelsey somehow and to look out. Bender goes to the growhouse to warn Chelsey. Mick, who's sitting in his car, sees this and decides to enter the house. While Bender is warning Chelsey, Mick enters the house and walks around dumbfounded. He enters the kitchen, speechless and staring at Chelsey and Bender. Chelsey, shocked, tries to explain and apologize to Mick. Mick, wanting nothing to do with it tells her that he can't believe she kept this from him after all they've been through. Mick then goes into a monologue to Chelsey about how she's been absent for her own selfish endeavors and been keeping secrets from everyone. He explains that by abandoning their family, it's fallen apart: with Scarlett struggling with her sexuality and learning she was adopted, Bridget's fucked up sense and desire for love, leading to her drinking, and Dodger's marijuana obsession and slowly becoming a sociopath. Mick says he blames himself for what happened in Dearborn but since then he's been trying to make things right and continually cleaning up Chelsey's mistakes. Chelsey breaks down and apologizes, saying she doesn't know what she got herself into and she just wants another chance to start fresh again. Mick then yells that they can't always burn their house down and fake their deaths because they fucked up again and tells Chelsey that the truth was the best birthday present he could've asked for, because it really opened his eyes. Chelsey looks for Bender for what to do, but he's at a loss for words. Chelsey then goes on a night drive, eventually stopping at a tattoo parlor. When asked what she wants, she explains a barcode (a reference to Carol's branding), saying that every action has a price that you need to be willing to pay. In the morning, The 4th of July, she surprises Bridget and Mick with a birthday celebration and formally apologizes to her family (Johnsons, Carol, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Berta, and Arlo) and comes clean about what she's been doing. She then tells Mick that they'll talk later, but she's ready to bury everything she's done and focus on living a normal life. Olive leads many of The 4th of July activities in Duluth, where she has an encounter with DEA Holden Pollizzio. Holden explains that he knows Olive lead him astray with the raid of Swayne's house and knows that she is hiding information about the drugs to him and calls her a hypocrite. Olive explains that she doesn't know what he's talking about and she's just trying to celebrate her country's independence and freedom. Later on in the day, Swayne finds Olive and confronts her about the mayoral mansion being Bender and Chelsey's growhouse. Olive denies him and says that he's gone completely crazy and that it's not true. Swayne then tells Olive that she shouldn't lie to him, that Bender already told him. Swayne returns home, enraged and begins breaking things in the house. Esmé then yells at him that she thinks she's going into labor, to which Swayne changes his entire demeneanor and begins flying around to take Esmé to the hospital. Berta then takes all of the kids out with her to go shopping for The 4th of July, where they all bond over their crazy parents and family and how the kids will be alright if they have each other and of course Berta. Scarlett and Saffron get ready for Brook's 4th of July party at the store and pick up Jenny on their way there. As they arrive, they are greeted by Cleo and Pat, who take their phones and tell them that Brook will be making an appearance shortly. The three girls talk with many of the other guests, and are intrigued that many of them are pregnant. Scarlett notices that many of them say that they owe their lives to Brook and all of the pregnant ones worked for her at some point, making Scarlett uneasy. Brook finaly makes her appearance at the party, where she greets everyone and thanks them for coming, explaining their dinner will begin shortly. Brook talks with Scarlett, who shows nervousness at all of the pregnant women and their connection with Brook. Brook tries to explain that she's just helped a lot of lost girls find their purposes in life and is a midwife for many of them, helping them along their pregnancies, and this is a party to celebrate that. Scarlett notices that Tori is at the party and pulls her aside and asks her what's going on. Tori explains that Brook is just a wonderful woman dedidcated to improving the lifes of others and helping them find their purposes in life and feel important. Scarlett then pulls Saffron aside and says something doesn't feel right at the party and they turn to leave, but Cleo and Pat don't allow them to as Brook introduces the dinner. At the awkward dinner, over 20 girls, half of them pregnant, introduces themselves. Scarlett pulls Brook aside to say that they had plans with her family and really should be leaving, and Brook tries to manipulate her saying her family has neglected her all of her life with her adoption and refuses to let her leave. Suddenly during the dinner, one of the women goes into labor and Cleo and Pat whisper to Brook that it's almost time. Brook orders them to go begin setting up with Tori in the back of the store. Brook begins a ritualistic speech to the girls, both pregnant and newcomers, saying that she's honored that each one of them are in her life and cannot wait for their newest cycle to begin. Meanwhile, Chelsey and Mick talk to each other and get all of their feelings, frustrations, and apologies out and agree that they need to be a united force for their family to survive. Chelsey, Mick, Bridget, Dodger, Carol, Stu, Vangie, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Arlo, and Berta all head down to the river to set up and watch the fireworks for the 4th of July, wondering where Scarlett is. Chelsey then receives a call from Swayne, who says he just dropped Esmé off at the hospital to deliver her baby, but he has unfinished business. He tells Chelsey he knows about the growing operation and how he's not going to stop until Chelsey is finished. Chelsey warns him to settle down and not do anything stupid. Esmé is in the hospital, waiting for her contractions to become more frequent, when she runs out of the hospital and downtown. Finally, she rushes into the back of the Namaste shop, where she yells at Tori, Cleo, and Pat that the baby is coming. Brook then gathers all of the guests to the back of the store, where Scarlett and Saffron see Esmé on an operating table, preparing to deliver, as suddenly more women begin going into labor all at once. At the end of the episode, Swayne sneaks into the Mayoral Mansion, where he begins searching for where the plants are. After he hears footsteps coming for him, he runs into the basement where he sets up fireworks. As the Johnsons begin watching the fireworks display, Swayne sets off multiple fireworks in the basement of the mansion and runs out. As the fireworks grand finale begins, Esmé's baby begins to deliver, and Olive's mansion bursts into flames, while a choral rendition of America the Beautiful plays.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, to her siblings once revealing she was adopted and is also black.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Mick is sprinting down a sidewalk in Downtown Duluth, wearing running gear, breathing heavy. The words of Swayne and Chelsey's excuses echo in his head and he yells out and sprints faster. Being late at night, few people and cars are about. As he's running he stops to catch his breath and notices a bus hurtling down the street. He stares at it and contemplates running in front of it. Just as he's about it, he freaks himself out and falls to the ground, crying. He returns home, where Chelsey asks him if he's okay, which he dryly says yes to and goes to bed. The next day at breakfast, the family seems somewhat normal for once, as they talk about how excited they are for the 4th of July and Bridget and Mick's birthday, all of which are the next day. As Chelsey gets up to leave for work, Mick does so too and follows Chelsey in his car to Lulu's house, where he sees her greet Arlo and Tori. Mick stares at them before heading to work at The Fainting Goat. While at the house, Candice and Muffy enter with newly adopted Niko, which everyone celebrates. Bridget, Dodger and Niko, glad to see each other, embrace. Scarlett and Saffron show up at work, where Brook asks them again about coming to her party of the 4th of July and they answer that they'll stop by for a while. Pat and Cleo then give them information about the party, saying it's Brook's favorite event to hold for all of her friends to bring them together under one united goal. Later, Scarlett helps a pregnant woman who reveals that she'll also be coming to the party, where Scarlett asks her how she knows Brook. She reveals that Brook practically saved her life last year when she worked at the store. Scarlett relays this to Saffron and Jenny, freaking them out. Candice returns for one of her radiation treatments, when Muffy and a nurse enter the room, the nurse saying she has bad news. The nurse reveals that despite their best efforts to combat the cancerous cells, the cancer seems to be spreading at an alarming rate in Candice's body, and they'll be upping Candice's treatment aggressively. Candice asks if this means she's going to die, and the nurse says not neccessarily, so they should still be positive about it. Muffy and Candice embrace and talk about what they should do if Candice were to die, but Candice insists that she's a fighter and nothing will stop her. That night, Scarlett reveals to Bridget and Dodger that she discovered she was adopted and wanted to let them know that she still considers them her full siblings. Bridget then begins freaking out that she might have been adopted to, but Scarlett comforts her saying that Chelsey was able to have kids eventually and that they're both her kids. The three siblings then bond and decide to have a family game night. While working at the bar, Mick reveals to Helena about Chelsey being in the drug business, and Helena advises him to just talk to Chelsey because they're best friends and nothing should stand between them. Swayne confronts Bender once arriving home, and calls him out about the growing operation. Bender tries to deny, but Swayne yells at him to not because he knows everything. Bender then questions Swayne that he knew about growing in the mayoral mansion, which shocks Swayne, but he pretends it doesn't. Bender tries to apologize for going behind Swayne's back, but Swayne tells him that he's dead to him. Esmé then talks to Bender and tells him that Swayne will come around but what he did was wrong, saying that he ruined their business and now no one will buy from them. Bender tries to negotiate and tell Esmé that they can come be partners in their new growing operation, but Esmé dismisses this, saying that she'll be giving birth any minute and she can't take on that responsibility and Swayne would never take orders from someone else. Esmé also warns that Swayne will be looking for revenge on him and Chelsey somehow and to look out. Bender goes to the growhouse to warn Chelsey. Mick, who's sitting in his car, sees this and decides to enter the house. While Bender is warning Chelsey, Mick enters the house and walks around dumbfounded. He enters the kitchen, speechless and staring at Chelsey and Bender. Chelsey, shocked, tries to explain and apologize to Mick. Mick, wanting nothing to do with it tells her that he can't believe she kept this from him after all they've been through. Mick then goes into a monologue to Chelsey about how she's been absent for her own selfish endeavors and been keeping secrets from everyone. He explains that by abandoning their family, it's fallen apart: with Scarlett struggling with her sexuality and learning she was adopted, Bridget's fucked up sense and desire for love, leading to her drinking, and Dodger's marijuana obsession and slowly becoming a sociopath. Mick says he blames himself for what happened in Dearborn but since then he's been trying to make things right and continually cleaning up Chelsey's mistakes. Chelsey breaks down and apologizes, saying she doesn't know what she got herself into and she just wants another chance to start fresh again. Mick then yells that they can't always burn their house down and fake their deaths because they fucked up again and tells Chelsey that the truth was the best birthday present he could've asked for, because it really opened his eyes. Chelsey looks for Bender for what to do, but he's at a loss for words. Chelsey then goes on a night drive, eventually stopping at a tattoo parlor. When asked what she wants, she explains a barcode (a reference to Carol's branding), saying that every action has a price that you need to be willing to pay. In the morning, The 4th of July, she surprises Bridget and Mick with a birthday celebration and formally apologizes to her family (Johnsons, Carol, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Berta, and Arlo) and comes clean about what she's been doing. She then tells Mick that they'll talk later, but she's ready to bury everything she's done and focus on living a normal life. Olive leads many of The 4th of July activities in Duluth, where she has an encounter with DEA Holden Pollizzio. Holden explains that he knows Olive lead him astray with the raid of Swayne's house and knows that she is hiding information about the drugs to him and calls her a hypocrite. Olive explains that she doesn't know what he's talking about and she's just trying to celebrate her country's independence and freedom. Later on in the day, Swayne finds Olive and confronts her about the mayoral mansion being Bender and Chelsey's growhouse. Olive denies him and says that he's gone completely crazy and that it's not true. Swayne then tells Olive that she shouldn't lie to him, that Bender already told him. Swayne returns home, enraged and begins breaking things in the house. Esmé then yells at him that she thinks she's going into labor, to which Swayne changes his entire demeneanor and begins flying around to take Esmé to the hospital. Berta then takes all of the kids out with her to go shopping for The 4th of July, where they all bond over their crazy parents and family and how the kids will be alright if they have each other and of course Berta. Scarlett and Saffron get ready for Brook's 4th of July party at the store and pick up Jenny on their way there. As they arrive, they are greeted by Cleo and Pat, who take their phones and tell them that Brook will be making an appearance shortly. The three girls talk with many of the other guests, and are intrigued that many of them are pregnant. Scarlett notices that many of them say that they owe their lives to Brook and all of the pregnant ones worked for her at some point, making Scarlett uneasy. Brook finaly makes her appearance at the party, where she greets everyone and thanks them for coming, explaining their dinner will begin shortly. Brook talks with Scarlett, who shows nervousness at all of the pregnant women and their connection with Brook. Brook tries to explain that she's just helped a lot of lost girls find their purposes in life and is a midwife for many of them, helping them along their pregnancies, and this is a party to celebrate that. Scarlett notices that Tori is at the party and pulls her aside and asks her what's going on. Tori explains that Brook is just a wonderful woman dedidcated to improving the lifes of others and helping them find their purposes in life and feel important. Scarlett then pulls Saffron aside and says something doesn't feel right at the party and they turn to leave, but Cleo and Pat don't allow them to as Brook introduces the dinner. At the awkward dinner, over 20 girls, half of them pregnant, introduces themselves. Scarlett pulls Brook aside to say that they had plans with her family and really should be leaving, and Brook tries to manipulate her saying her family has neglected her all of her life with her adoption and refuses to let her leave. Suddenly during the dinner, one of the women goes into labor and Cleo and Pat whisper to Brook that it's almost time. Brook orders them to go begin setting up with Tori in the back of the store. Brook begins a ritualistic speech to the girls, both pregnant and newcomers, saying that she's honored that each one of them are in her life and cannot wait for their newest cycle to begin. Meanwhile, Chelsey and Mick talk to each other and get all of their feelings, frustrations, and apologies out and agree that they need to be a united force for their family to survive. Chelsey, Mick, Bridget, Dodger, Carol, Stu, Vangie, Candice, Muffy, Niko, Arlo, and Berta all head down to the river to set up and watch the fireworks for the 4th of July, wondering where Scarlett is. Chelsey then receives a call from Swayne, who says he just dropped Esmé off at the hospital to deliver her baby, but he has unfinished business. He tells Chelsey he knows about the growing operation and how he's not going to stop until Chelsey is finished. Chelsey warns him to settle down and not do anything stupid. Esmé is in the hospital, waiting for her contractions to become more frequent, when she runs out of the hospital and downtown. Finally, she rushes into the back of the Namaste shop, where she yells at Tori, Cleo, and Pat that the baby is coming. Brook then gathers all of the guests to the back of the store, where Scarlett and Saffron see Esmé on an operating table, preparing to deliver, as suddenly more women begin going into labor all at once. At the end of the episode, Swayne sneaks into the Mayoral Mansion, where he begins searching for where the plants are. After he hears footsteps coming for him, he runs into the basement where he sets up fireworks. As the Johnsons begin watching the fireworks display, Swayne sets off multiple fireworks in the basement of the mansion and runs out. As the fireworks grand finale begins, Esmé's baby begins to deliver, and Olive's mansion bursts into flames, while a choral rendition of America the Beautiful plays.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, to her siblings once revealing she was adopted and is also black.
Guest Cast: Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Matthes, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow
 	 	 	 			
45 	15 	"Full Circle" 	January 2017 			
Olive and Dell are having sex, Olive saying that she is exhausted from a day of 4th of July festivities. However, soon Dell says he smells smoke and Olive assumes Lulu burn ramen again. However, Lulu bursts into the bedroom and screams that the mansion is on fire, sending Olive and Dell into a panic. As they exit the mansion, the fire spreads quickly and grows, burning the mansion completely. Fire trucks show up quickly to try and put the fire out, saying a firework from the celebration must've started the fire, but soon realize the fire has spread past the mansion and is becoming too large to contain. Under the fire fighter's suggestion, Olive orders the evacuation of the neighboring areas due to the spreading fire. Meanwhile, Scarlett and Saffron are now trapped and have become a part of what they realized to be a fertility cult run by Brook. Esmé successfully delivers a baby boy as more of the women begin to deliver their babies, assisted by Brook, Cleo, and Pat and a team of other helpers. After a while, all of the babies have been delivered and Brook considers the cycle a success, thanking all of the women who hosted their bodies for the greater good. Brook then announces that it's time for the next cycle to begin, and she has recruited some of her best women yet, neglected and forgotten about. Saffron and Scarlett soon realize that they are part of the new cycle and will be impregnated somehow. Brook reveals that she's the leader of an organization, CLOWN (Compliant Ladies Offering Wombly Niches; a nod to the clown cult from Season One). Brook announces that while it might be frightening now, all of the women can attest that this decision was the best of their lives and gave them all purpose. She explains that there was cannabis in their dinner to keep them all relaxed and calm. Brook then welcomes a masked man out, known as "Father Michael". Scarlett is confused as to what the purpose of the cult is, but doesn't waste any time in trying to escape from it. She urges Tori to let them go, saying that this wasn't what she thought it was going to be at all, and Tori apologizes but says it's too late. Jenny is the first girl pulled forward, as Brook tells her to relax and sedates her heavily. Scarlett then jumps up to protest, but is grabbed by Father Michael and Esme, who then bring her to the operating table and sedate her. Scarlett then passes out and wakes up hours later to the sight of chaos, as the top of the building has collapsed and a fire enters the building. She feels immediate pain in her lower abdomen, and begins freaking out about what to do. Firefighters swarm in, confused at the situation and yelling that Downtown was supposed to have been evacuated hours ago. Scarlett runs over to Saffron and shakes her awake to escape. As the flames engorge the building, the firefighters do their best to put it out with their hoses. Scarlett and Saffron begin to run away from the shop as they discover the severly singed corpse of Esmé. As the women are fleeing the building, Tori, Pat, and Cleo ask Brook what they should do. After Brook doesn't respond, they turn her around and reveal she slit her own throat to avoid any trouble. They grab Esmé's baby and all evacuate the building. Saffron and Scarlett escape the building, sobbing at the events of the night, and Saffron urges her to keep running until they're safe. The next morning, Chelsey and Mick watch the television, nervous that Scarlett didn't come home. Corrine, on the news, reports that more of the city of Duluth is being evacuated as the wildfire spreads. Corrine then reports on how last night, the wildfire interrupted a pregnancy cult ritual, the leader Brook Posen, found dead, and how the fire potentially saved the lives of many innocent young girls. Chelsey then hurriedly calls Scarlett, who answers and reveals she's safe at Saffron's apartment, and they're coming over to the house now. Olive then appears on the news and assures the people of Duluth that everything is going to be okay, but to follow evacuation procedures and promises no more fatalities will come to them. Olive then drives over to Swayne's house, where Bender and Swayne are watching the news as well. She informs them of Esmé's death and involvement in the cult, shocking and saddening Swayne. She informs them that their neighborhood will most likely be evacuated soon and tells Swayne she knows that he started the fire in her mansion. Swayne denies this, and Olive says it doesn't matter because she's not going to do anything about it. She then pulls Bender aside and shares a moment with him about using the wildifre as an excuse to start his life somewhere new outside of Duluth. Scarlett shows up at the Johnson house, and the family is happy to have everyone be safe. Carol, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, and Niko then all show up at the house after their neighborhood was evacuated. They ask what they should do, where Mick explains that everything will be okay if they stay together. As the family reminsces, Corrine reports that the fire has spread out of control and now the Johnson's neighborhood is being evacuated as well. The family shrugs and grabs some belongings as they prepare to go to the evacuation site. Berta has a moment where she knows that this might be the last time she steps in that house. At the evacuation center, the Johnsons reunite with Helena, Lydia, Nina, Stu, Vangie, Lulu, and Bender. They all talk about what they'll do if their houses burn down, where they'll go. Suddenly, a DEA Agent walks up to Lulu and asks her to come with her, confusing Lulu. She is sat down in an office with Holden Pollizzio, who explains that while doing evacuation checks in the houses, they discovered that her house was posing as a drug house. Lulu is wildly confused and denies everything, saying she moved in with Olive at the mansion and hasn't been living there for a month. Lulu is then arrested by Holden, who believes he now found the drug lord of Duluth. Chelsey knows Lulu must've gone down for their growhouse and talks to Bender, who doesn't know where Swayne is and reveals Esmé died in the fire. On the news, Corrine reveals that the wildfire has spread and destroyed Swayne's neighborhood and that Mayor Olive Kipling has gone missing. Chelsey then calls Swayne and he tells her to go to a location. Chelsey then drives to the lookout where she finds Swayne watching the fire destroy Duluth. She tells him that she knows that he started the fire and thanks him. Swayne is confused, as Chelsey explains that Swayne gave her a get out of jail free card, destroying all the evidence of the drug operation. She also says she's sorry for Esmé's death, even though she was kinda a bitch. Swayne tells Chelsey that she was good at what she did and he offers Chelsey to move away with him to a bigger city. Chelsey denies, saying she has a family and could've bring them through that again. Swayne, continuing to flirt with Chelsey tries to kiss her, unitl she denies him again and tells him to move on and make a new name for himself, maybe get rid of whatever the fuck kinda name Swayne is. Swayne laughs and tells Chelsey that they'll find each other someday. Chelsey then drives away back to her neighborhood, as she calls Mick and tells him that Plan C is in action. Meanwhile, Dell drives up to Olive's old house where Nina lived and finds her there, hiding out. Olive, high out of her mind, says that she can't lead these people anymore and she's failed them all. She thanks Dell for all she's given him and tells him that she quits being the mayor and gives her duties to Dell saying it's in his hands now. Olive then sees Chelsey pull up outside and she runs out to greet her. Chelsey explains to Olive she doesn't have time for her now and runs inside to begin packing her valuables. Olive, chasing her inside, then asks Chelsey if she's running away, to which Chelsey replies yes to. Olive then asks Chelsey to come with her, saying that eventually the truth about the drug business will come out and fingers will be pointed back to Chelsey and her, being labeled as the hyopcritical mayor of a drug-free Duluth. Chelsey says that she can't take on the stress of ruining another life by bringing Olive along and denies her. Olive then offers that they can use her Campaign RV if she can come with. Chelsey then blows up at Olive and tells her that it's over, that she's leaving and hopefully she'll never hear from the Johnsons again. Chelsey then kicks Olive out of the house. Chelsey then packs up all of the belongings she needs and stumbles upon their faked birth certificates she had made when she was the mayoral assistant. She places them in the basement and begins pouring gasoline everywhere around the house. She exits the house and sees the RV parked across the street, walks inside and discovers the key in the ignition. As she packs everything into the RV, she stands and looks at the house before setting it on fire, which quickly spreads to Helena's and Stu's houses. She then breaks and runs out of the RV, screaming and into the garage and picks up Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno, apologizing for almost leaving them behind. She calls Mick and tells him to gather everyone to meet at a certain spot. Mick turns to Carol, Candice, and Muffy and explains that it's time to leave and he's inviting them to come with them to get a fresh start. Candice and Muffy explain that now they have a family with Niko and are unsure. Mick says if they change their mind they can meet him at a certain address. Mick then informs Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, and Arlo that they're leaving and not coming back. Everyone is shocked to learn that they're relocating again, but all grumble and agree. As they're leaving, Scarlett notices that Tori, Cleo, and Pat have entered the evacuation site and she begins to panic. Scarlett then notices Saffron coming back from the bathroom and stops. Saffron walks up to her and asks if everything's okay, and Scarlett says it's not and that she's leaving. Saffron confused asks what's going on, but Scarlett says goodbye and leaves with her family. Arlo is then stopped by Tori, asking where he's going. Arlo apologizes and tells Tori that he loves her but he's fleeing. Tori tries to stop him but can't. Carol, Candice, Muffy, and Berta join the rest of their friends where Corrine reports on the news that the wildifre has effectively consumed the Johnson neighborhood. Carol then stands up and says she's going with the Johnsons. As she's leaving, Stu stands up and asks Carol where she's going and she explains that she's leaving behind. Stu hurt asks her if she's going to leave him behind, which Carol doesn't know what to say. Mick pulls up to the location that Chelsey sent as everyone gets out of the car to see Olive's campaign RV. Chelsey asks if her sisters are coming and Mick responds he doesn't know. Chelsey explains they'll wait ten minutes, and sure enough Carol pulls up with Stu, Vangie, and Berta, followed by Candice, Muffy, and Niko. As everyone piles into the RV (Chelsey upset that Stu and Vangie were brought along), Chelsey asks Berta is she's coming with them. Berta replies that she has a life in Duluth, including a husband, and she can't leave everything behind. Berta says her goodbyes to the Johnsons as they begin their journey out of Duluth. With twelve people aboard the RV, everyone sits quiet, in shock of what's transpired. Dodger then gets up to use the bathroom, where a high Olive has been hiding out. Chelsey is enraged to see Olive stowed with them, but accepts it as they drive on, further and further away from Duluth. Carol then goes up to Chelsey to ask her what they're going to do, and Chelsey replies start their lives anew, as the city of Duluth burns in the distance.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, to Chelsey on the phone after she reveals that they're going with Plan C, to leave everything behind in Duluth.
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Olive and Dell are having sex, Olive saying that she is exhausted from a day of 4th of July festivities. However, soon Dell says he smells smoke and Olive assumes Lulu burn ramen again. However, Lulu bursts into the bedroom and screams that the mansion is on fire, sending Olive and Dell into a panic. As they exit the mansion, the fire spreads quickly and grows, burning the mansion completely. Fire trucks show up quickly to try and put the fire out, saying a firework from the celebration must've started the fire, but soon realize the fire has spread past the mansion and is becoming too large to contain. Under the fire fighter's suggestion, Olive orders the evacuation of the neighboring areas due to the spreading fire. Meanwhile, Scarlett and Saffron are now trapped and have become a part of what they realized to be a fertility cult run by Brook. Esmé successfully delivers a baby boy as more of the women begin to deliver their babies, assisted by Brook, Cleo, and Pat and a team of other helpers. After a while, all of the babies have been delivered and Brook considers the cycle a success, thanking all of the women who hosted their bodies for the greater good. Brook then announces that it's time for the next cycle to begin, and she has recruited some of her best women yet, neglected and forgotten about. Saffron and Scarlett soon realize that they are part of the new cycle and will be impregnated somehow. Brook reveals that she's the leader of an organization, CLOWN (Compliant Ladies Offering Wombly Niches; a nod to the clown cult from Season One). Brook announces that while it might be frightening now, all of the women can attest that this decision was the best of their lives and gave them all purpose. She explains that there was cannabis in their dinner to keep them all relaxed and calm. Brook then welcomes a masked man out, known as "Father Michael". Scarlett is confused as to what the purpose of the cult is, but doesn't waste any time in trying to escape from it. She urges Tori to let them go, saying that this wasn't what she thought it was going to be at all, and Tori apologizes but says it's too late. Jenny is the first girl pulled forward, as Brook tells her to relax and sedates her heavily. Scarlett then jumps up to protest, but is grabbed by Father Michael and Esme, who then bring her to the operating table and sedate her. Scarlett then passes out and wakes up hours later to the sight of chaos, as the top of the building has collapsed and a fire enters the building. She feels immediate pain in her lower abdomen, and begins freaking out about what to do. Firefighters swarm in, confused at the situation and yelling that Downtown was supposed to have been evacuated hours ago. Scarlett runs over to Saffron and shakes her awake to escape. As the flames engorge the building, the firefighters do their best to put it out with their hoses. Scarlett and Saffron begin to run away from the shop as they discover the severly singed corpse of Esmé. As the women are fleeing the building, Tori, Pat, and Cleo ask Brook what they should do. After Brook doesn't respond, they turn her around and reveal she slit her own throat to avoid any trouble. They grab Esmé's baby and all evacuate the building. Saffron and Scarlett escape the building, sobbing at the events of the night, and Saffron urges her to keep running until they're safe. The next morning, Chelsey and Mick watch the television, nervous that Scarlett didn't come home. Corrine, on the news, reports that more of the city of Duluth is being evacuated as the wildfire spreads. Corrine then reports on how last night, the wildfire interrupted a pregnancy cult ritual, the leader Brook Posen, found dead, and how the fire potentially saved the lives of many innocent young girls. Chelsey then hurriedly calls Scarlett, who answers and reveals she's safe at Saffron's apartment, and they're coming over to the house now. Olive then appears on the news and assures the people of Duluth that everything is going to be okay, but to follow evacuation procedures and promises no more fatalities will come to them. Olive then drives over to Swayne's house, where Bender and Swayne are watching the news as well. She informs them of Esmé's death and involvement in the cult, shocking and saddening Swayne. She informs them that their neighborhood will most likely be evacuated soon and tells Swayne she knows that he started the fire in her mansion. Swayne denies this, and Olive says it doesn't matter because she's not going to do anything about it. She then pulls Bender aside and shares a moment with him about using the wildifre as an excuse to start his life somewhere new outside of Duluth. Scarlett shows up at the Johnson house, and the family is happy to have everyone be safe. Carol, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, and Niko then all show up at the house after their neighborhood was evacuated. They ask what they should do, where Mick explains that everything will be okay if they stay together. As the family reminsces, Corrine reports that the fire has spread out of control and now the Johnson's neighborhood is being evacuated as well. The family shrugs and grabs some belongings as they prepare to go to the evacuation site. Berta has a moment where she knows that this might be the last time she steps in that house. At the evacuation center, the Johnsons reunite with Helena, Lydia, Nina, Stu, Vangie, Lulu, and Bender. They all talk about what they'll do if their houses burn down, where they'll go. Suddenly, a DEA Agent walks up to Lulu and asks her to come with her, confusing Lulu. She is sat down in an office with Holden Pollizzio, who explains that while doing evacuation checks in the houses, they discovered that her house was posing as a drug house. Lulu is wildly confused and denies everything, saying she moved in with Olive at the mansion and hasn't been living there for a month. Lulu is then arrested by Holden, who believes he now found the drug lord of Duluth. Chelsey knows Lulu must've gone down for their growhouse and talks to Bender, who doesn't know where Swayne is and reveals Esmé died in the fire. On the news, Corrine reveals that the wildfire has spread and destroyed Swayne's neighborhood and that Mayor Olive Kipling has gone missing. Chelsey then calls Swayne and he tells her to go to a location. Chelsey then drives to the lookout where she finds Swayne watching the fire destroy Duluth. She tells him that she knows that he started the fire and thanks him. Swayne is confused, as Chelsey explains that Swayne gave her a get out of jail free card, destroying all the evidence of the drug operation. She also says she's sorry for Esmé's death, even though she was kinda a bitch. Swayne tells Chelsey that she was good at what she did and he offers Chelsey to move away with him to a bigger city. Chelsey denies, saying she has a family and could've bring them through that again. Swayne, continuing to flirt with Chelsey tries to kiss her, unitl she denies him again and tells him to move on and make a new name for himself, maybe get rid of whatever the fuck kinda name Swayne is. Swayne laughs and tells Chelsey that they'll find each other someday. Chelsey then drives away back to her neighborhood, as she calls Mick and tells him that Plan C is in action. Meanwhile, Dell drives up to Olive's old house where Nina lived and finds her there, hiding out. Olive, high out of her mind, says that she can't lead these people anymore and she's failed them all. She thanks Dell for all she's given him and tells him that she quits being the mayor and gives her duties to Dell saying it's in his hands now. Olive then sees Chelsey pull up outside and she runs out to greet her. Chelsey explains to Olive she doesn't have time for her now and runs inside to begin packing her valuables. Olive, chasing her inside, then asks Chelsey if she's running away, to which Chelsey replies yes to. Olive then asks Chelsey to come with her, saying that eventually the truth about the drug business will come out and fingers will be pointed back to Chelsey and her, being labeled as the hyopcritical mayor of a drug-free Duluth. Chelsey says that she can't take on the stress of ruining another life by bringing Olive along and denies her. Olive then offers that they can use her Campaign RV if she can come with. Chelsey then blows up at Olive and tells her that it's over, that she's leaving and hopefully she'll never hear from the Johnsons again. Chelsey then kicks Olive out of the house. Chelsey then packs up all of the belongings she needs and stumbles upon their faked birth certificates she had made when she was the mayoral assistant. She places them in the basement and begins pouring gasoline everywhere around the house. She exits the house and sees the RV parked across the street, walks inside and discovers the key in the ignition. As she packs everything into the RV, she stands and looks at the house before setting it on fire, which quickly spreads to Helena's and Stu's houses. She then breaks and runs out of the RV, screaming and into the garage and picks up Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno, apologizing for almost leaving them behind. She calls Mick and tells him to gather everyone to meet at a certain spot. Mick turns to Carol, Candice, and Muffy and explains that it's time to leave and he's inviting them to come with them to get a fresh start. Candice and Muffy explain that now they have a family with Niko and are unsure. Mick says if they change their mind they can meet him at a certain address. Mick then informs Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, and Arlo that they're leaving and not coming back. Everyone is shocked to learn that they're relocating again, but all grumble and agree. As they're leaving, Scarlett notices that Tori, Cleo, and Pat have entered the evacuation site and she begins to panic. Scarlett then notices Saffron coming back from the bathroom and stops. Saffron walks up to her and asks if everything's okay, and Scarlett says it's not and that she's leaving. Saffron confused asks what's going on, but Scarlett says goodbye and leaves with her family. Arlo is then stopped by Tori, asking where he's going. Arlo apologizes and tells Tori that he loves her but he's fleeing. Tori tries to stop him but can't. Carol, Candice, Muffy, and Berta join the rest of their friends where Corrine reports on the news that the wildifre has effectively consumed the Johnson neighborhood. Carol then stands up and says she's going with the Johnsons. As she's leaving, Stu stands up and asks Carol where she's going and she explains that she's leaving behind. Stu hurt asks her if she's going to leave him behind, which Carol doesn't know what to say. Mick pulls up to the location that Chelsey sent as everyone gets out of the car to see Olive's campaign RV. Chelsey asks if her sisters are coming and Mick responds he doesn't know. Chelsey explains they'll wait ten minutes, and sure enough Carol pulls up with Stu, Vangie, and Berta, followed by Candice, Muffy, and Niko. As everyone piles into the RV (Chelsey upset that Stu and Vangie were brought along), Chelsey asks Berta is she's coming with them. Berta replies that she has a life in Duluth, including a husband, and she can't leave everything behind. Berta says her goodbyes to the Johnsons as they begin their journey out of Duluth. With twelve people aboard the RV, everyone sits quiet, in shock of what's transpired. Dodger then gets up to use the bathroom, where a high Olive has been hiding out. Chelsey is enraged to see Olive stowed with them, but accepts it as they drive on, further and further away from Duluth. Carol then goes up to Chelsey to ask her what they're going to do, and Chelsey replies start their lives anew, as the city of Duluth burns in the distance.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, to Chelsey on the phone after she reveals that they're going with Plan C, to leave everything behind in Duluth.
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Olive and Dell are having sex, Olive saying that she is exhausted from a day of 4th of July festivities. However, soon Dell says he smells smoke and Olive assumes Lulu burn ramen again. However, Lulu bursts into the bedroom and screams that the mansion is on fire, sending Olive and Dell into a panic. As they exit the mansion, the fire spreads quickly and grows, burning the mansion completely. Fire trucks show up quickly to try and put the fire out, saying a firework from the celebration must've started the fire, but soon realize the fire has spread past the mansion and is becoming too large to contain. Under the fire fighter's suggestion, Olive orders the evacuation of the neighboring areas due to the spreading fire. Meanwhile, Scarlett and Saffron are now trapped and have become a part of what they realized to be a fertility cult run by Brook. Esmé successfully delivers a baby boy as more of the women begin to deliver their babies, assisted by Brook, Cleo, and Pat and a team of other helpers. After a while, all of the babies have been delivered and Brook considers the cycle a success, thanking all of the women who hosted their bodies for the greater good. Brook then announces that it's time for the next cycle to begin, and she has recruited some of her best women yet, neglected and forgotten about. Saffron and Scarlett soon realize that they are part of the new cycle and will be impregnated somehow. Brook reveals that she's the leader of an organization, CLOWN (Compliant Ladies Offering Wombly Niches; a nod to the clown cult from Season One). Brook announces that while it might be frightening now, all of the women can attest that this decision was the best of their lives and gave them all purpose. She explains that there was cannabis in their dinner to keep them all relaxed and calm. Brook then welcomes a masked man out, known as "Father Michael". Scarlett is confused as to what the purpose of the cult is, but doesn't waste any time in trying to escape from it. She urges Tori to let them go, saying that this wasn't what she thought it was going to be at all, and Tori apologizes but says it's too late. Jenny is the first girl pulled forward, as Brook tells her to relax and sedates her heavily. Scarlett then jumps up to protest, but is grabbed by Father Michael and Esme, who then bring her to the operating table and sedate her. Scarlett then passes out and wakes up hours later to the sight of chaos, as the top of the building has collapsed and a fire enters the building. She feels immediate pain in her lower abdomen, and begins freaking out about what to do. Firefighters swarm in, confused at the situation and yelling that Downtown was supposed to have been evacuated hours ago. Scarlett runs over to Saffron and shakes her awake to escape. As the flames engorge the building, the firefighters do their best to put it out with their hoses. Scarlett and Saffron begin to run away from the shop as they discover the severly singed corpse of Esmé. As the women are fleeing the building, Tori, Pat, and Cleo ask Brook what they should do. After Brook doesn't respond, they turn her around and reveal she slit her own throat to avoid any trouble. They grab Esmé's baby and all evacuate the building. Saffron and Scarlett escape the building, sobbing at the events of the night, and Saffron urges her to keep running until they're safe. The next morning, Chelsey and Mick watch the television, nervous that Scarlett didn't come home. Corrine, on the news, reports that more of the city of Duluth is being evacuated as the wildfire spreads. Corrine then reports on how last night, the wildfire interrupted a pregnancy cult ritual, the leader Brook Posen, found dead, and how the fire potentially saved the lives of many innocent young girls. Chelsey then hurriedly calls Scarlett, who answers and reveals she's safe at Saffron's apartment, and they're coming over to the house now. Olive then appears on the news and assures the people of Duluth that everything is going to be okay, but to follow evacuation procedures and promises no more fatalities will come to them. Olive then drives over to Swayne's house, where Bender and Swayne are watching the news as well. She informs them of Esmé's death and involvement in the cult, shocking and saddening Swayne. She informs them that their neighborhood will most likely be evacuated soon and tells Swayne she knows that he started the fire in her mansion. Swayne denies this, and Olive says it doesn't matter because she's not going to do anything about it. She then pulls Bender aside and shares a moment with him about using the wildifre as an excuse to start his life somewhere new outside of Duluth. Scarlett shows up at the Johnson house, and the family is happy to have everyone be safe. Carol, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, and Niko then all show up at the house after their neighborhood was evacuated. They ask what they should do, where Mick explains that everything will be okay if they stay together. As the family reminsces, Corrine reports that the fire has spread out of control and now the Johnson's neighborhood is being evacuated as well. The family shrugs and grabs some belongings as they prepare to go to the evacuation site. Berta has a moment where she knows that this might be the last time she steps in that house. At the evacuation center, the Johnsons reunite with Helena, Lydia, Nina, Stu, Vangie, Lulu, and Bender. They all talk about what they'll do if their houses burn down, where they'll go. Suddenly, a DEA Agent walks up to Lulu and asks her to come with her, confusing Lulu. She is sat down in an office with Holden Pollizzio, who explains that while doing evacuation checks in the houses, they discovered that her house was posing as a drug house. Lulu is wildly confused and denies everything, saying she moved in with Olive at the mansion and hasn't been living there for a month. Lulu is then arrested by Holden, who believes he now found the drug lord of Duluth. Chelsey knows Lulu must've gone down for their growhouse and talks to Bender, who doesn't know where Swayne is and reveals Esmé died in the fire. On the news, Corrine reveals that the wildfire has spread and destroyed Swayne's neighborhood and that Mayor Olive Kipling has gone missing. Chelsey then calls Swayne and he tells her to go to a location. Chelsey then drives to the lookout where she finds Swayne watching the fire destroy Duluth. She tells him that she knows that he started the fire and thanks him. Swayne is confused, as Chelsey explains that Swayne gave her a get out of jail free card, destroying all the evidence of the drug operation. She also says she's sorry for Esmé's death, even though she was kinda a bitch. Swayne tells Chelsey that she was good at what she did and he offers Chelsey to move away with him to a bigger city. Chelsey denies, saying she has a family and could've bring them through that again. Swayne, continuing to flirt with Chelsey tries to kiss her, unitl she denies him again and tells him to move on and make a new name for himself, maybe get rid of whatever the fuck kinda name Swayne is. Swayne laughs and tells Chelsey that they'll find each other someday. Chelsey then drives away back to her neighborhood, as she calls Mick and tells him that Plan C is in action. Meanwhile, Dell drives up to Olive's old house where Nina lived and finds her there, hiding out. Olive, high out of her mind, says that she can't lead these people anymore and she's failed them all. She thanks Dell for all she's given him and tells him that she quits being the mayor and gives her duties to Dell saying it's in his hands now. Olive then sees Chelsey pull up outside and she runs out to greet her. Chelsey explains to Olive she doesn't have time for her now and runs inside to begin packing her valuables. Olive, chasing her inside, then asks Chelsey if she's running away, to which Chelsey replies yes to. Olive then asks Chelsey to come with her, saying that eventually the truth about the drug business will come out and fingers will be pointed back to Chelsey and her, being labeled as the hyopcritical mayor of a drug-free Duluth. Chelsey says that she can't take on the stress of ruining another life by bringing Olive along and denies her. Olive then offers that they can use her Campaign RV if she can come with. Chelsey then blows up at Olive and tells her that it's over, that she's leaving and hopefully she'll never hear from the Johnsons again. Chelsey then kicks Olive out of the house. Chelsey then packs up all of the belongings she needs and stumbles upon their faked birth certificates she had made when she was the mayoral assistant. She places them in the basement and begins pouring gasoline everywhere around the house. She exits the house and sees the RV parked across the street, walks inside and discovers the key in the ignition. As she packs everything into the RV, she stands and looks at the house before setting it on fire, which quickly spreads to Helena's and Stu's houses. She then breaks and runs out of the RV, screaming and into the garage and picks up Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno, apologizing for almost leaving them behind. She calls Mick and tells him to gather everyone to meet at a certain spot. Mick turns to Carol, Candice, and Muffy and explains that it's time to leave and he's inviting them to come with them to get a fresh start. Candice and Muffy explain that now they have a family with Niko and are unsure. Mick says if they change their mind they can meet him at a certain address. Mick then informs Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, and Arlo that they're leaving and not coming back. Everyone is shocked to learn that they're relocating again, but all grumble and agree. As they're leaving, Scarlett notices that Tori, Cleo, and Pat have entered the evacuation site and she begins to panic. Scarlett then notices Saffron coming back from the bathroom and stops. Saffron walks up to her and asks if everything's okay, and Scarlett says it's not and that she's leaving. Saffron confused asks what's going on, but Scarlett says goodbye and leaves with her family. Arlo is then stopped by Tori, asking where he's going. Arlo apologizes and tells Tori that he loves her but he's fleeing. Tori tries to stop him but can't. Carol, Candice, Muffy, and Berta join the rest of their friends where Corrine reports on the news that the wildifre has effectively consumed the Johnson neighborhood. Carol then stands up and says she's going with the Johnsons. As she's leaving, Stu stands up and asks Carol where she's going and she explains that she's leaving behind. Stu hurt asks her if she's going to leave him behind, which Carol doesn't know what to say. Mick pulls up to the location that Chelsey sent as everyone gets out of the car to see Olive's campaign RV. Chelsey asks if her sisters are coming and Mick responds he doesn't know. Chelsey explains they'll wait ten minutes, and sure enough Carol pulls up with Stu, Vangie, and Berta, followed by Candice, Muffy, and Niko. As everyone piles into the RV (Chelsey upset that Stu and Vangie were brought along), Chelsey asks Berta is she's coming with them. Berta replies that she has a life in Duluth, including a husband, and she can't leave everything behind. Berta says her goodbyes to the Johnsons as they begin their journey out of Duluth. With twelve people aboard the RV, everyone sits quiet, in shock of what's transpired. Dodger then gets up to use the bathroom, where a high Olive has been hiding out. Chelsey is enraged to see Olive stowed with them, but accepts it as they drive on, further and further away from Duluth. Carol then goes up to Chelsey to ask her what they're going to do, and Chelsey replies start their lives anew, as the city of Duluth burns in the distance.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, to Chelsey on the phone after she reveals that they're going with Plan C, to leave everything behind in Duluth.
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Olive and Dell are having sex, Olive saying that she is exhausted from a day of 4th of July festivities. However, soon Dell says he smells smoke and Olive assumes Lulu burn ramen again. However, Lulu bursts into the bedroom and screams that the mansion is on fire, sending Olive and Dell into a panic. As they exit the mansion, the fire spreads quickly and grows, burning the mansion completely. Fire trucks show up quickly to try and put the fire out, saying a firework from the celebration must've started the fire, but soon realize the fire has spread past the mansion and is becoming too large to contain. Under the fire fighter's suggestion, Olive orders the evacuation of the neighboring areas due to the spreading fire. Meanwhile, Scarlett and Saffron are now trapped and have become a part of what they realized to be a fertility cult run by Brook. Esmé successfully delivers a baby boy as more of the women begin to deliver their babies, assisted by Brook, Cleo, and Pat and a team of other helpers. After a while, all of the babies have been delivered and Brook considers the cycle a success, thanking all of the women who hosted their bodies for the greater good. Brook then announces that it's time for the next cycle to begin, and she has recruited some of her best women yet, neglected and forgotten about. Saffron and Scarlett soon realize that they are part of the new cycle and will be impregnated somehow. Brook reveals that she's the leader of an organization, CLOWN (Compliant Ladies Offering Wombly Niches; a nod to the clown cult from Season One). Brook announces that while it might be frightening now, all of the women can attest that this decision was the best of their lives and gave them all purpose. She explains that there was cannabis in their dinner to keep them all relaxed and calm. Brook then welcomes a masked man out, known as "Father Michael". Scarlett is confused as to what the purpose of the cult is, but doesn't waste any time in trying to escape from it. She urges Tori to let them go, saying that this wasn't what she thought it was going to be at all, and Tori apologizes but says it's too late. Jenny is the first girl pulled forward, as Brook tells her to relax and sedates her heavily. Scarlett then jumps up to protest, but is grabbed by Father Michael and Esme, who then bring her to the operating table and sedate her. Scarlett then passes out and wakes up hours later to the sight of chaos, as the top of the building has collapsed and a fire enters the building. She feels immediate pain in her lower abdomen, and begins freaking out about what to do. Firefighters swarm in, confused at the situation and yelling that Downtown was supposed to have been evacuated hours ago. Scarlett runs over to Saffron and shakes her awake to escape. As the flames engorge the building, the firefighters do their best to put it out with their hoses. Scarlett and Saffron begin to run away from the shop as they discover the severly singed corpse of Esmé. As the women are fleeing the building, Tori, Pat, and Cleo ask Brook what they should do. After Brook doesn't respond, they turn her around and reveal she slit her own throat to avoid any trouble. They grab Esmé's baby and all evacuate the building. Saffron and Scarlett escape the building, sobbing at the events of the night, and Saffron urges her to keep running until they're safe. The next morning, Chelsey and Mick watch the television, nervous that Scarlett didn't come home. Corrine, on the news, reports that more of the city of Duluth is being evacuated as the wildfire spreads. Corrine then reports on how last night, the wildfire interrupted a pregnancy cult ritual, the leader Brook Posen, found dead, and how the fire potentially saved the lives of many innocent young girls. Chelsey then hurriedly calls Scarlett, who answers and reveals she's safe at Saffron's apartment, and they're coming over to the house now. Olive then appears on the news and assures the people of Duluth that everything is going to be okay, but to follow evacuation procedures and promises no more fatalities will come to them. Olive then drives over to Swayne's house, where Bender and Swayne are watching the news as well. She informs them of Esmé's death and involvement in the cult, shocking and saddening Swayne. She informs them that their neighborhood will most likely be evacuated soon and tells Swayne she knows that he started the fire in her mansion. Swayne denies this, and Olive says it doesn't matter because she's not going to do anything about it. She then pulls Bender aside and shares a moment with him about using the wildifre as an excuse to start his life somewhere new outside of Duluth. Scarlett shows up at the Johnson house, and the family is happy to have everyone be safe. Carol, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, and Niko then all show up at the house after their neighborhood was evacuated. They ask what they should do, where Mick explains that everything will be okay if they stay together. As the family reminsces, Corrine reports that the fire has spread out of control and now the Johnson's neighborhood is being evacuated as well. The family shrugs and grabs some belongings as they prepare to go to the evacuation site. Berta has a moment where she knows that this might be the last time she steps in that house. At the evacuation center, the Johnsons reunite with Helena, Lydia, Nina, Stu, Vangie, Lulu, and Bender. They all talk about what they'll do if their houses burn down, where they'll go. Suddenly, a DEA Agent walks up to Lulu and asks her to come with her, confusing Lulu. She is sat down in an office with Holden Pollizzio, who explains that while doing evacuation checks in the houses, they discovered that her house was posing as a drug house. Lulu is wildly confused and denies everything, saying she moved in with Olive at the mansion and hasn't been living there for a month. Lulu is then arrested by Holden, who believes he now found the drug lord of Duluth. Chelsey knows Lulu must've gone down for their growhouse and talks to Bender, who doesn't know where Swayne is and reveals Esmé died in the fire. On the news, Corrine reveals that the wildfire has spread and destroyed Swayne's neighborhood and that Mayor Olive Kipling has gone missing. Chelsey then calls Swayne and he tells her to go to a location. Chelsey then drives to the lookout where she finds Swayne watching the fire destroy Duluth. She tells him that she knows that he started the fire and thanks him. Swayne is confused, as Chelsey explains that Swayne gave her a get out of jail free card, destroying all the evidence of the drug operation. She also says she's sorry for Esmé's death, even though she was kinda a bitch. Swayne tells Chelsey that she was good at what she did and he offers Chelsey to move away with him to a bigger city. Chelsey denies, saying she has a family and could've bring them through that again. Swayne, continuing to flirt with Chelsey tries to kiss her, unitl she denies him again and tells him to move on and make a new name for himself, maybe get rid of whatever the fuck kinda name Swayne is. Swayne laughs and tells Chelsey that they'll find each other someday. Chelsey then drives away back to her neighborhood, as she calls Mick and tells him that Plan C is in action. Meanwhile, Dell drives up to Olive's old house where Nina lived and finds her there, hiding out. Olive, high out of her mind, says that she can't lead these people anymore and she's failed them all. She thanks Dell for all she's given him and tells him that she quits being the mayor and gives her duties to Dell saying it's in his hands now. Olive then sees Chelsey pull up outside and she runs out to greet her. Chelsey explains to Olive she doesn't have time for her now and runs inside to begin packing her valuables. Olive, chasing her inside, then asks Chelsey if she's running away, to which Chelsey replies yes to. Olive then asks Chelsey to come with her, saying that eventually the truth about the drug business will come out and fingers will be pointed back to Chelsey and her, being labeled as the hyopcritical mayor of a drug-free Duluth. Chelsey says that she can't take on the stress of ruining another life by bringing Olive along and denies her. Olive then offers that they can use her Campaign RV if she can come with. Chelsey then blows up at Olive and tells her that it's over, that she's leaving and hopefully she'll never hear from the Johnsons again. Chelsey then kicks Olive out of the house. Chelsey then packs up all of the belongings she needs and stumbles upon their faked birth certificates she had made when she was the mayoral assistant. She places them in the basement and begins pouring gasoline everywhere around the house. She exits the house and sees the RV parked across the street, walks inside and discovers the key in the ignition. As she packs everything into the RV, she stands and looks at the house before setting it on fire, which quickly spreads to Helena's and Stu's houses. She then breaks and runs out of the RV, screaming and into the garage and picks up Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno, apologizing for almost leaving them behind. She calls Mick and tells him to gather everyone to meet at a certain spot. Mick turns to Carol, Candice, and Muffy and explains that it's time to leave and he's inviting them to come with them to get a fresh start. Candice and Muffy explain that now they have a family with Niko and are unsure. Mick says if they change their mind they can meet him at a certain address. Mick then informs Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, and Arlo that they're leaving and not coming back. Everyone is shocked to learn that they're relocating again, but all grumble and agree. As they're leaving, Scarlett notices that Tori, Cleo, and Pat have entered the evacuation site and she begins to panic. Scarlett then notices Saffron coming back from the bathroom and stops. Saffron walks up to her and asks if everything's okay, and Scarlett says it's not and that she's leaving. Saffron confused asks what's going on, but Scarlett says goodbye and leaves with her family. Arlo is then stopped by Tori, asking where he's going. Arlo apologizes and tells Tori that he loves her but he's fleeing. Tori tries to stop him but can't. Carol, Candice, Muffy, and Berta join the rest of their friends where Corrine reports on the news that the wildifre has effectively consumed the Johnson neighborhood. Carol then stands up and says she's going with the Johnsons. As she's leaving, Stu stands up and asks Carol where she's going and she explains that she's leaving behind. Stu hurt asks her if she's going to leave him behind, which Carol doesn't know what to say. Mick pulls up to the location that Chelsey sent as everyone gets out of the car to see Olive's campaign RV. Chelsey asks if her sisters are coming and Mick responds he doesn't know. Chelsey explains they'll wait ten minutes, and sure enough Carol pulls up with Stu, Vangie, and Berta, followed by Candice, Muffy, and Niko. As everyone piles into the RV (Chelsey upset that Stu and Vangie were brought along), Chelsey asks Berta is she's coming with them. Berta replies that she has a life in Duluth, including a husband, and she can't leave everything behind. Berta says her goodbyes to the Johnsons as they begin their journey out of Duluth. With twelve people aboard the RV, everyone sits quiet, in shock of what's transpired. Dodger then gets up to use the bathroom, where a high Olive has been hiding out. Chelsey is enraged to see Olive stowed with them, but accepts it as they drive on, further and further away from Duluth. Carol then goes up to Chelsey to ask her what they're going to do, and Chelsey replies start their lives anew, as the city of Duluth burns in the distance.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, to Chelsey on the phone after she reveals that they're going with Plan C, to leave everything behind in Duluth.
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Olive and Dell are having sex, Olive saying that she is exhausted from a day of 4th of July festivities. However, soon Dell says he smells smoke and Olive assumes Lulu burn ramen again. However, Lulu bursts into the bedroom and screams that the mansion is on fire, sending Olive and Dell into a panic. As they exit the mansion, the fire spreads quickly and grows, burning the mansion completely. Fire trucks show up quickly to try and put the fire out, saying a firework from the celebration must've started the fire, but soon realize the fire has spread past the mansion and is becoming too large to contain. Under the fire fighter's suggestion, Olive orders the evacuation of the neighboring areas due to the spreading fire. Meanwhile, Scarlett and Saffron are now trapped and have become a part of what they realized to be a fertility cult run by Brook. Esmé successfully delivers a baby boy as more of the women begin to deliver their babies, assisted by Brook, Cleo, and Pat and a team of other helpers. After a while, all of the babies have been delivered and Brook considers the cycle a success, thanking all of the women who hosted their bodies for the greater good. Brook then announces that it's time for the next cycle to begin, and she has recruited some of her best women yet, neglected and forgotten about. Saffron and Scarlett soon realize that they are part of the new cycle and will be impregnated somehow. Brook reveals that she's the leader of an organization, CLOWN (Compliant Ladies Offering Wombly Niches; a nod to the clown cult from Season One). Brook announces that while it might be frightening now, all of the women can attest that this decision was the best of their lives and gave them all purpose. She explains that there was cannabis in their dinner to keep them all relaxed and calm. Brook then welcomes a masked man out, known as "Father Michael". Scarlett is confused as to what the purpose of the cult is, but doesn't waste any time in trying to escape from it. She urges Tori to let them go, saying that this wasn't what she thought it was going to be at all, and Tori apologizes but says it's too late. Jenny is the first girl pulled forward, as Brook tells her to relax and sedates her heavily. Scarlett then jumps up to protest, but is grabbed by Father Michael and Esme, who then bring her to the operating table and sedate her. Scarlett then passes out and wakes up hours later to the sight of chaos, as the top of the building has collapsed and a fire enters the building. She feels immediate pain in her lower abdomen, and begins freaking out about what to do. Firefighters swarm in, confused at the situation and yelling that Downtown was supposed to have been evacuated hours ago. Scarlett runs over to Saffron and shakes her awake to escape. As the flames engorge the building, the firefighters do their best to put it out with their hoses. Scarlett and Saffron begin to run away from the shop as they discover the severly singed corpse of Esmé. As the women are fleeing the building, Tori, Pat, and Cleo ask Brook what they should do. After Brook doesn't respond, they turn her around and reveal she slit her own throat to avoid any trouble. They grab Esmé's baby and all evacuate the building. Saffron and Scarlett escape the building, sobbing at the events of the night, and Saffron urges her to keep running until they're safe. The next morning, Chelsey and Mick watch the television, nervous that Scarlett didn't come home. Corrine, on the news, reports that more of the city of Duluth is being evacuated as the wildfire spreads. Corrine then reports on how last night, the wildfire interrupted a pregnancy cult ritual, the leader Brook Posen, found dead, and how the fire potentially saved the lives of many innocent young girls. Chelsey then hurriedly calls Scarlett, who answers and reveals she's safe at Saffron's apartment, and they're coming over to the house now. Olive then appears on the news and assures the people of Duluth that everything is going to be okay, but to follow evacuation procedures and promises no more fatalities will come to them. Olive then drives over to Swayne's house, where Bender and Swayne are watching the news as well. She informs them of Esmé's death and involvement in the cult, shocking and saddening Swayne. She informs them that their neighborhood will most likely be evacuated soon and tells Swayne she knows that he started the fire in her mansion. Swayne denies this, and Olive says it doesn't matter because she's not going to do anything about it. She then pulls Bender aside and shares a moment with him about using the wildifre as an excuse to start his life somewhere new outside of Duluth. Scarlett shows up at the Johnson house, and the family is happy to have everyone be safe. Carol, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, and Niko then all show up at the house after their neighborhood was evacuated. They ask what they should do, where Mick explains that everything will be okay if they stay together. As the family reminsces, Corrine reports that the fire has spread out of control and now the Johnson's neighborhood is being evacuated as well. The family shrugs and grabs some belongings as they prepare to go to the evacuation site. Berta has a moment where she knows that this might be the last time she steps in that house. At the evacuation center, the Johnsons reunite with Helena, Lydia, Nina, Stu, Vangie, Lulu, and Bender. They all talk about what they'll do if their houses burn down, where they'll go. Suddenly, a DEA Agent walks up to Lulu and asks her to come with her, confusing Lulu. She is sat down in an office with Holden Pollizzio, who explains that while doing evacuation checks in the houses, they discovered that her house was posing as a drug house. Lulu is wildly confused and denies everything, saying she moved in with Olive at the mansion and hasn't been living there for a month. Lulu is then arrested by Holden, who believes he now found the drug lord of Duluth. Chelsey knows Lulu must've gone down for their growhouse and talks to Bender, who doesn't know where Swayne is and reveals Esmé died in the fire. On the news, Corrine reveals that the wildfire has spread and destroyed Swayne's neighborhood and that Mayor Olive Kipling has gone missing. Chelsey then calls Swayne and he tells her to go to a location. Chelsey then drives to the lookout where she finds Swayne watching the fire destroy Duluth. She tells him that she knows that he started the fire and thanks him. Swayne is confused, as Chelsey explains that Swayne gave her a get out of jail free card, destroying all the evidence of the drug operation. She also says she's sorry for Esmé's death, even though she was kinda a bitch. Swayne tells Chelsey that she was good at what she did and he offers Chelsey to move away with him to a bigger city. Chelsey denies, saying she has a family and could've bring them through that again. Swayne, continuing to flirt with Chelsey tries to kiss her, unitl she denies him again and tells him to move on and make a new name for himself, maybe get rid of whatever the fuck kinda name Swayne is. Swayne laughs and tells Chelsey that they'll find each other someday. Chelsey then drives away back to her neighborhood, as she calls Mick and tells him that Plan C is in action. Meanwhile, Dell drives up to Olive's old house where Nina lived and finds her there, hiding out. Olive, high out of her mind, says that she can't lead these people anymore and she's failed them all. She thanks Dell for all she's given him and tells him that she quits being the mayor and gives her duties to Dell saying it's in his hands now. Olive then sees Chelsey pull up outside and she runs out to greet her. Chelsey explains to Olive she doesn't have time for her now and runs inside to begin packing her valuables. Olive, chasing her inside, then asks Chelsey if she's running away, to which Chelsey replies yes to. Olive then asks Chelsey to come with her, saying that eventually the truth about the drug business will come out and fingers will be pointed back to Chelsey and her, being labeled as the hyopcritical mayor of a drug-free Duluth. Chelsey says that she can't take on the stress of ruining another life by bringing Olive along and denies her. Olive then offers that they can use her Campaign RV if she can come with. Chelsey then blows up at Olive and tells her that it's over, that she's leaving and hopefully she'll never hear from the Johnsons again. Chelsey then kicks Olive out of the house. Chelsey then packs up all of the belongings she needs and stumbles upon their faked birth certificates she had made when she was the mayoral assistant. She places them in the basement and begins pouring gasoline everywhere around the house. She exits the house and sees the RV parked across the street, walks inside and discovers the key in the ignition. As she packs everything into the RV, she stands and looks at the house before setting it on fire, which quickly spreads to Helena's and Stu's houses. She then breaks and runs out of the RV, screaming and into the garage and picks up Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno, apologizing for almost leaving them behind. She calls Mick and tells him to gather everyone to meet at a certain spot. Mick turns to Carol, Candice, and Muffy and explains that it's time to leave and he's inviting them to come with them to get a fresh start. Candice and Muffy explain that now they have a family with Niko and are unsure. Mick says if they change their mind they can meet him at a certain address. Mick then informs Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, and Arlo that they're leaving and not coming back. Everyone is shocked to learn that they're relocating again, but all grumble and agree. As they're leaving, Scarlett notices that Tori, Cleo, and Pat have entered the evacuation site and she begins to panic. Scarlett then notices Saffron coming back from the bathroom and stops. Saffron walks up to her and asks if everything's okay, and Scarlett says it's not and that she's leaving. Saffron confused asks what's going on, but Scarlett says goodbye and leaves with her family. Arlo is then stopped by Tori, asking where he's going. Arlo apologizes and tells Tori that he loves her but he's fleeing. Tori tries to stop him but can't. Carol, Candice, Muffy, and Berta join the rest of their friends where Corrine reports on the news that the wildifre has effectively consumed the Johnson neighborhood. Carol then stands up and says she's going with the Johnsons. As she's leaving, Stu stands up and asks Carol where she's going and she explains that she's leaving behind. Stu hurt asks her if she's going to leave him behind, which Carol doesn't know what to say. Mick pulls up to the location that Chelsey sent as everyone gets out of the car to see Olive's campaign RV. Chelsey asks if her sisters are coming and Mick responds he doesn't know. Chelsey explains they'll wait ten minutes, and sure enough Carol pulls up with Stu, Vangie, and Berta, followed by Candice, Muffy, and Niko. As everyone piles into the RV (Chelsey upset that Stu and Vangie were brought along), Chelsey asks Berta is she's coming with them. Berta replies that she has a life in Duluth, including a husband, and she can't leave everything behind. Berta says her goodbyes to the Johnsons as they begin their journey out of Duluth. With twelve people aboard the RV, everyone sits quiet, in shock of what's transpired. Dodger then gets up to use the bathroom, where a high Olive has been hiding out. Chelsey is enraged to see Olive stowed with them, but accepts it as they drive on, further and further away from Duluth. Carol then goes up to Chelsey to ask her what they're going to do, and Chelsey replies start their lives anew, as the city of Duluth burns in the distance.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, to Chelsey on the phone after she reveals that they're going with Plan C, to leave everything behind in Duluth.
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Olive and Dell are having sex, Olive saying that she is exhausted from a day of 4th of July festivities. However, soon Dell says he smells smoke and Olive assumes Lulu burn ramen again. However, Lulu bursts into the bedroom and screams that the mansion is on fire, sending Olive and Dell into a panic. As they exit the mansion, the fire spreads quickly and grows, burning the mansion completely. Fire trucks show up quickly to try and put the fire out, saying a firework from the celebration must've started the fire, but soon realize the fire has spread past the mansion and is becoming too large to contain. Under the fire fighter's suggestion, Olive orders the evacuation of the neighboring areas due to the spreading fire. Meanwhile, Scarlett and Saffron are now trapped and have become a part of what they realized to be a fertility cult run by Brook. Esmé successfully delivers a baby boy as more of the women begin to deliver their babies, assisted by Brook, Cleo, and Pat and a team of other helpers. After a while, all of the babies have been delivered and Brook considers the cycle a success, thanking all of the women who hosted their bodies for the greater good. Brook then announces that it's time for the next cycle to begin, and she has recruited some of her best women yet, neglected and forgotten about. Saffron and Scarlett soon realize that they are part of the new cycle and will be impregnated somehow. Brook reveals that she's the leader of an organization, CLOWN (Compliant Ladies Offering Wombly Niches; a nod to the clown cult from Season One). Brook announces that while it might be frightening now, all of the women can attest that this decision was the best of their lives and gave them all purpose. She explains that there was cannabis in their dinner to keep them all relaxed and calm. Brook then welcomes a masked man out, known as "Father Michael". Scarlett is confused as to what the purpose of the cult is, but doesn't waste any time in trying to escape from it. She urges Tori to let them go, saying that this wasn't what she thought it was going to be at all, and Tori apologizes but says it's too late. Jenny is the first girl pulled forward, as Brook tells her to relax and sedates her heavily. Scarlett then jumps up to protest, but is grabbed by Father Michael and Esme, who then bring her to the operating table and sedate her. Scarlett then passes out and wakes up hours later to the sight of chaos, as the top of the building has collapsed and a fire enters the building. She feels immediate pain in her lower abdomen, and begins freaking out about what to do. Firefighters swarm in, confused at the situation and yelling that Downtown was supposed to have been evacuated hours ago. Scarlett runs over to Saffron and shakes her awake to escape. As the flames engorge the building, the firefighters do their best to put it out with their hoses. Scarlett and Saffron begin to run away from the shop as they discover the severly singed corpse of Esmé. As the women are fleeing the building, Tori, Pat, and Cleo ask Brook what they should do. After Brook doesn't respond, they turn her around and reveal she slit her own throat to avoid any trouble. They grab Esmé's baby and all evacuate the building. Saffron and Scarlett escape the building, sobbing at the events of the night, and Saffron urges her to keep running until they're safe. The next morning, Chelsey and Mick watch the television, nervous that Scarlett didn't come home. Corrine, on the news, reports that more of the city of Duluth is being evacuated as the wildfire spreads. Corrine then reports on how last night, the wildfire interrupted a pregnancy cult ritual, the leader Brook Posen, found dead, and how the fire potentially saved the lives of many innocent young girls. Chelsey then hurriedly calls Scarlett, who answers and reveals she's safe at Saffron's apartment, and they're coming over to the house now. Olive then appears on the news and assures the people of Duluth that everything is going to be okay, but to follow evacuation procedures and promises no more fatalities will come to them. Olive then drives over to Swayne's house, where Bender and Swayne are watching the news as well. She informs them of Esmé's death and involvement in the cult, shocking and saddening Swayne. She informs them that their neighborhood will most likely be evacuated soon and tells Swayne she knows that he started the fire in her mansion. Swayne denies this, and Olive says it doesn't matter because she's not going to do anything about it. She then pulls Bender aside and shares a moment with him about using the wildifre as an excuse to start his life somewhere new outside of Duluth. Scarlett shows up at the Johnson house, and the family is happy to have everyone be safe. Carol, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, and Niko then all show up at the house after their neighborhood was evacuated. They ask what they should do, where Mick explains that everything will be okay if they stay together. As the family reminsces, Corrine reports that the fire has spread out of control and now the Johnson's neighborhood is being evacuated as well. The family shrugs and grabs some belongings as they prepare to go to the evacuation site. Berta has a moment where she knows that this might be the last time she steps in that house. At the evacuation center, the Johnsons reunite with Helena, Lydia, Nina, Stu, Vangie, Lulu, and Bender. They all talk about what they'll do if their houses burn down, where they'll go. Suddenly, a DEA Agent walks up to Lulu and asks her to come with her, confusing Lulu. She is sat down in an office with Holden Pollizzio, who explains that while doing evacuation checks in the houses, they discovered that her house was posing as a drug house. Lulu is wildly confused and denies everything, saying she moved in with Olive at the mansion and hasn't been living there for a month. Lulu is then arrested by Holden, who believes he now found the drug lord of Duluth. Chelsey knows Lulu must've gone down for their growhouse and talks to Bender, who doesn't know where Swayne is and reveals Esmé died in the fire. On the news, Corrine reveals that the wildfire has spread and destroyed Swayne's neighborhood and that Mayor Olive Kipling has gone missing. Chelsey then calls Swayne and he tells her to go to a location. Chelsey then drives to the lookout where she finds Swayne watching the fire destroy Duluth. She tells him that she knows that he started the fire and thanks him. Swayne is confused, as Chelsey explains that Swayne gave her a get out of jail free card, destroying all the evidence of the drug operation. She also says she's sorry for Esmé's death, even though she was kinda a bitch. Swayne tells Chelsey that she was good at what she did and he offers Chelsey to move away with him to a bigger city. Chelsey denies, saying she has a family and could've bring them through that again. Swayne, continuing to flirt with Chelsey tries to kiss her, unitl she denies him again and tells him to move on and make a new name for himself, maybe get rid of whatever the fuck kinda name Swayne is. Swayne laughs and tells Chelsey that they'll find each other someday. Chelsey then drives away back to her neighborhood, as she calls Mick and tells him that Plan C is in action. Meanwhile, Dell drives up to Olive's old house where Nina lived and finds her there, hiding out. Olive, high out of her mind, says that she can't lead these people anymore and she's failed them all. She thanks Dell for all she's given him and tells him that she quits being the mayor and gives her duties to Dell saying it's in his hands now. Olive then sees Chelsey pull up outside and she runs out to greet her. Chelsey explains to Olive she doesn't have time for her now and runs inside to begin packing her valuables. Olive, chasing her inside, then asks Chelsey if she's running away, to which Chelsey replies yes to. Olive then asks Chelsey to come with her, saying that eventually the truth about the drug business will come out and fingers will be pointed back to Chelsey and her, being labeled as the hyopcritical mayor of a drug-free Duluth. Chelsey says that she can't take on the stress of ruining another life by bringing Olive along and denies her. Olive then offers that they can use her Campaign RV if she can come with. Chelsey then blows up at Olive and tells her that it's over, that she's leaving and hopefully she'll never hear from the Johnsons again. Chelsey then kicks Olive out of the house. Chelsey then packs up all of the belongings she needs and stumbles upon their faked birth certificates she had made when she was the mayoral assistant. She places them in the basement and begins pouring gasoline everywhere around the house. She exits the house and sees the RV parked across the street, walks inside and discovers the key in the ignition. As she packs everything into the RV, she stands and looks at the house before setting it on fire, which quickly spreads to Helena's and Stu's houses. She then breaks and runs out of the RV, screaming and into the garage and picks up Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno, apologizing for almost leaving them behind. She calls Mick and tells him to gather everyone to meet at a certain spot. Mick turns to Carol, Candice, and Muffy and explains that it's time to leave and he's inviting them to come with them to get a fresh start. Candice and Muffy explain that now they have a family with Niko and are unsure. Mick says if they change their mind they can meet him at a certain address. Mick then informs Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, and Arlo that they're leaving and not coming back. Everyone is shocked to learn that they're relocating again, but all grumble and agree. As they're leaving, Scarlett notices that Tori, Cleo, and Pat have entered the evacuation site and she begins to panic. Scarlett then notices Saffron coming back from the bathroom and stops. Saffron walks up to her and asks if everything's okay, and Scarlett says it's not and that she's leaving. Saffron confused asks what's going on, but Scarlett says goodbye and leaves with her family. Arlo is then stopped by Tori, asking where he's going. Arlo apologizes and tells Tori that he loves her but he's fleeing. Tori tries to stop him but can't. Carol, Candice, Muffy, and Berta join the rest of their friends where Corrine reports on the news that the wildifre has effectively consumed the Johnson neighborhood. Carol then stands up and says she's going with the Johnsons. As she's leaving, Stu stands up and asks Carol where she's going and she explains that she's leaving behind. Stu hurt asks her if she's going to leave him behind, which Carol doesn't know what to say. Mick pulls up to the location that Chelsey sent as everyone gets out of the car to see Olive's campaign RV. Chelsey asks if her sisters are coming and Mick responds he doesn't know. Chelsey explains they'll wait ten minutes, and sure enough Carol pulls up with Stu, Vangie, and Berta, followed by Candice, Muffy, and Niko. As everyone piles into the RV (Chelsey upset that Stu and Vangie were brought along), Chelsey asks Berta is she's coming with them. Berta replies that she has a life in Duluth, including a husband, and she can't leave everything behind. Berta says her goodbyes to the Johnsons as they begin their journey out of Duluth. With twelve people aboard the RV, everyone sits quiet, in shock of what's transpired. Dodger then gets up to use the bathroom, where a high Olive has been hiding out. Chelsey is enraged to see Olive stowed with them, but accepts it as they drive on, further and further away from Duluth. Carol then goes up to Chelsey to ask her what they're going to do, and Chelsey replies start their lives anew, as the city of Duluth burns in the distance.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, to Chelsey on the phone after she reveals that they're going with Plan C, to leave everything behind in Duluth.
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang	
Olive and Dell are having sex, Olive saying that she is exhausted from a day of 4th of July festivities. However, soon Dell says he smells smoke and Olive assumes Lulu burn ramen again. However, Lulu bursts into the bedroom and screams that the mansion is on fire, sending Olive and Dell into a panic. As they exit the mansion, the fire spreads quickly and grows, burning the mansion completely. Fire trucks show up quickly to try and put the fire out, saying a firework from the celebration must've started the fire, but soon realize the fire has spread past the mansion and is becoming too large to contain. Under the fire fighter's suggestion, Olive orders the evacuation of the neighboring areas due to the spreading fire. Meanwhile, Scarlett and Saffron are now trapped and have become a part of what they realized to be a fertility cult run by Brook. Esmé successfully delivers a baby boy as more of the women begin to deliver their babies, assisted by Brook, Cleo, and Pat and a team of other helpers. After a while, all of the babies have been delivered and Brook considers the cycle a success, thanking all of the women who hosted their bodies for the greater good. Brook then announces that it's time for the next cycle to begin, and she has recruited some of her best women yet, neglected and forgotten about. Saffron and Scarlett soon realize that they are part of the new cycle and will be impregnated somehow. Brook reveals that she's the leader of an organization, CLOWN (Compliant Ladies Offering Wombly Niches; a nod to the clown cult from Season One). Brook announces that while it might be frightening now, all of the women can attest that this decision was the best of their lives and gave them all purpose. She explains that there was cannabis in their dinner to keep them all relaxed and calm. Brook then welcomes a masked man out, known as "Father Michael". Scarlett is confused as to what the purpose of the cult is, but doesn't waste any time in trying to escape from it. She urges Tori to let them go, saying that this wasn't what she thought it was going to be at all, and Tori apologizes but says it's too late. Jenny is the first girl pulled forward, as Brook tells her to relax and sedates her heavily. Scarlett then jumps up to protest, but is grabbed by Father Michael and Esme, who then bring her to the operating table and sedate her. Scarlett then passes out and wakes up hours later to the sight of chaos, as the top of the building has collapsed and a fire enters the building. She feels immediate pain in her lower abdomen, and begins freaking out about what to do. Firefighters swarm in, confused at the situation and yelling that Downtown was supposed to have been evacuated hours ago. Scarlett runs over to Saffron and shakes her awake to escape. As the flames engorge the building, the firefighters do their best to put it out with their hoses. Scarlett and Saffron begin to run away from the shop as they discover the severly singed corpse of Esmé. As the women are fleeing the building, Tori, Pat, and Cleo ask Brook what they should do. After Brook doesn't respond, they turn her around and reveal she slit her own throat to avoid any trouble. They grab Esmé's baby and all evacuate the building. Saffron and Scarlett escape the building, sobbing at the events of the night, and Saffron urges her to keep running until they're safe. The next morning, Chelsey and Mick watch the television, nervous that Scarlett didn't come home. Corrine, on the news, reports that more of the city of Duluth is being evacuated as the wildfire spreads. Corrine then reports on how last night, the wildfire interrupted a pregnancy cult ritual, the leader Brook Posen, found dead, and how the fire potentially saved the lives of many innocent young girls. Chelsey then hurriedly calls Scarlett, who answers and reveals she's safe at Saffron's apartment, and they're coming over to the house now. Olive then appears on the news and assures the people of Duluth that everything is going to be okay, but to follow evacuation procedures and promises no more fatalities will come to them. Olive then drives over to Swayne's house, where Bender and Swayne are watching the news as well. She informs them of Esmé's death and involvement in the cult, shocking and saddening Swayne. She informs them that their neighborhood will most likely be evacuated soon and tells Swayne she knows that he started the fire in her mansion. Swayne denies this, and Olive says it doesn't matter because she's not going to do anything about it. She then pulls Bender aside and shares a moment with him about using the wildifre as an excuse to start his life somewhere new outside of Duluth. Scarlett shows up at the Johnson house, and the family is happy to have everyone be safe. Carol, Muffy, Candice, Arlo, and Niko then all show up at the house after their neighborhood was evacuated. They ask what they should do, where Mick explains that everything will be okay if they stay together. As the family reminsces, Corrine reports that the fire has spread out of control and now the Johnson's neighborhood is being evacuated as well. The family shrugs and grabs some belongings as they prepare to go to the evacuation site. Berta has a moment where she knows that this might be the last time she steps in that house. At the evacuation center, the Johnsons reunite with Helena, Lydia, Nina, Stu, Vangie, Lulu, and Bender. They all talk about what they'll do if their houses burn down, where they'll go. Suddenly, a DEA Agent walks up to Lulu and asks her to come with her, confusing Lulu. She is sat down in an office with Holden Pollizzio, who explains that while doing evacuation checks in the houses, they discovered that her house was posing as a drug house. Lulu is wildly confused and denies everything, saying she moved in with Olive at the mansion and hasn't been living there for a month. Lulu is then arrested by Holden, who believes he now found the drug lord of Duluth. Chelsey knows Lulu must've gone down for their growhouse and talks to Bender, who doesn't know where Swayne is and reveals Esmé died in the fire. On the news, Corrine reveals that the wildfire has spread and destroyed Swayne's neighborhood and that Mayor Olive Kipling has gone missing. Chelsey then calls Swayne and he tells her to go to a location. Chelsey then drives to the lookout where she finds Swayne watching the fire destroy Duluth. She tells him that she knows that he started the fire and thanks him. Swayne is confused, as Chelsey explains that Swayne gave her a get out of jail free card, destroying all the evidence of the drug operation. She also says she's sorry for Esmé's death, even though she was kinda a bitch. Swayne tells Chelsey that she was good at what she did and he offers Chelsey to move away with him to a bigger city. Chelsey denies, saying she has a family and could've bring them through that again. Swayne, continuing to flirt with Chelsey tries to kiss her, unitl she denies him again and tells him to move on and make a new name for himself, maybe get rid of whatever the fuck kinda name Swayne is. Swayne laughs and tells Chelsey that they'll find each other someday. Chelsey then drives away back to her neighborhood, as she calls Mick and tells him that Plan C is in action. Meanwhile, Dell drives up to Olive's old house where Nina lived and finds her there, hiding out. Olive, high out of her mind, says that she can't lead these people anymore and she's failed them all. She thanks Dell for all she's given him and tells him that she quits being the mayor and gives her duties to Dell saying it's in his hands now. Olive then sees Chelsey pull up outside and she runs out to greet her. Chelsey explains to Olive she doesn't have time for her now and runs inside to begin packing her valuables. Olive, chasing her inside, then asks Chelsey if she's running away, to which Chelsey replies yes to. Olive then asks Chelsey to come with her, saying that eventually the truth about the drug business will come out and fingers will be pointed back to Chelsey and her, being labeled as the hyopcritical mayor of a drug-free Duluth. Chelsey says that she can't take on the stress of ruining another life by bringing Olive along and denies her. Olive then offers that they can use her Campaign RV if she can come with. Chelsey then blows up at Olive and tells her that it's over, that she's leaving and hopefully she'll never hear from the Johnsons again. Chelsey then kicks Olive out of the house. Chelsey then packs up all of the belongings she needs and stumbles upon their faked birth certificates she had made when she was the mayoral assistant. She places them in the basement and begins pouring gasoline everywhere around the house. She exits the house and sees the RV parked across the street, walks inside and discovers the key in the ignition. As she packs everything into the RV, she stands and looks at the house before setting it on fire, which quickly spreads to Helena's and Stu's houses. She then breaks and runs out of the RV, screaming and into the garage and picks up Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno, apologizing for almost leaving them behind. She calls Mick and tells him to gather everyone to meet at a certain spot. Mick turns to Carol, Candice, and Muffy and explains that it's time to leave and he's inviting them to come with them to get a fresh start. Candice and Muffy explain that now they have a family with Niko and are unsure. Mick says if they change their mind they can meet him at a certain address. Mick then informs Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, and Arlo that they're leaving and not coming back. Everyone is shocked to learn that they're relocating again, but all grumble and agree. As they're leaving, Scarlett notices that Tori, Cleo, and Pat have entered the evacuation site and she begins to panic. Scarlett then notices Saffron coming back from the bathroom and stops. Saffron walks up to her and asks if everything's okay, and Scarlett says it's not and that she's leaving. Saffron confused asks what's going on, but Scarlett says goodbye and leaves with her family. Arlo is then stopped by Tori, asking where he's going. Arlo apologizes and tells Tori that he loves her but he's fleeing. Tori tries to stop him but can't. Carol, Candice, Muffy, and Berta join the rest of their friends where Corrine reports on the news that the wildifre has effectively consumed the Johnson neighborhood. Carol then stands up and says she's going with the Johnsons. As she's leaving, Stu stands up and asks Carol where she's going and she explains that she's leaving behind. Stu hurt asks her if she's going to leave him behind, which Carol doesn't know what to say. Mick pulls up to the location that Chelsey sent as everyone gets out of the car to see Olive's campaign RV. Chelsey asks if her sisters are coming and Mick responds he doesn't know. Chelsey explains they'll wait ten minutes, and sure enough Carol pulls up with Stu, Vangie, and Berta, followed by Candice, Muffy, and Niko. As everyone piles into the RV (Chelsey upset that Stu and Vangie were brought along), Chelsey asks Berta is she's coming with them. Berta replies that she has a life in Duluth, including a husband, and she can't leave everything behind. Berta says her goodbyes to the Johnsons as they begin their journey out of Duluth. With twelve people aboard the RV, everyone sits quiet, in shock of what's transpired. Dodger then gets up to use the bathroom, where a high Olive has been hiding out. Chelsey is enraged to see Olive stowed with them, but accepts it as they drive on, further and further away from Duluth. Carol then goes up to Chelsey to ask her what they're going to do, and Chelsey replies start their lives anew, as the city of Duluth burns in the distance.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, to Chelsey on the phone after she reveals that they're going with Plan C, to leave everything behind in Duluth.
Guest Cast: Miranda, Buerke, Burggraff, Methner, Graftaas, Matthes, Nesburg, Klaus, Anderson, Kaspszak, Hennessy-Barnes, Carlson, Wanke, Fuller, Lochen, Lochen, Ferguson, Dukelow, Vang
 	 	 	 			
==Production==
===Development===