The 1st Andre

The 1st Andre as he is known currently is a wrestler/assassin. He is hired by people who wish to summon an expert assassin who can appear in an instant and leave as such. 
The extent of the 1st Andres powers aren't fully realised as the 1st Andre has lived for millennia theoretically. It is theorised that there are at least 3000 Andres and counting but this Andre was canonically the first. 
The 1st Andre hates it when his reality comes into question. A ghost like mist surrounds him at all times which leads many to believe that he isn't entirely "real" to which he will respond " I am for real".
The 1st Andre has passed down several teaching to the other Andres one of those is what is cooler than being cool. The answer to this question is ice cold. The 1st Andre has said this so many times that he will bust out into a fit screaming "Alright" over and over and over again whenever he hears the answer to his question. Some question if there is a higher understanding of knowledge to gain from this but the answers remain unclear.
Since The 1st Andre is possible several millennia old he was there at the inception of the camera and ever since he has been obsessed with the way the images would appear on the Polaroid pictures. An old tale goes that if you hear "Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Hey ya!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake it, suga! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!" you may have accidentally summon The 1st Andre due to excessive Polaroid picture shaking.
Currently there is one documented weakness that The 1st Andre has and that is making daughters cry. If The 1st Andre ever makes a daughter cry he is forced to apologize a trillion times.
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