ZOMG OPEE SNAS!!!

“Hehe, I em so coul!!1!”
-ZOMG OPEE SNAS pretending like he’s cool (he’s fucking not. I hate him).
Originally, ZOS was made to make fun of OP characters. However, there’s been a MASSIVE influx of joke characters like this that happened a little after his creation. As such, I sorta repurposed him. He represents two things: a character that an author has come to hate, and a representation of the many bland joke characters with the most bland, boring, and unfunny abilities imaginable.
== Backstory ==
He is the embodiment of annoyance and all that gets under our fucking skin. He was always there. 
Nah, just kidding! 
ZOMG OPEE SNAS is not actually his own character- but an alternate personality created by the splitting of Jotaro Sans’s mind. After his torture by Anime Frisk, and mind being broken, Jotaro Sans was brought to the Queen of the Swole Tems to heal it. As a result, his mind ended up being split between himself, and the alternate split that was ZOMG OPEE SNAS. 
ZOMG OPEE SNAS was originally cooperative. ZOS was able to mellow out much of Jotaro Sans’s trauma, whereas Jotaro Sans could pilot the body properly, and things generally went well. However, ZOS felt that Jotaro Sans was patronizing and otherwise taking too much control. ZOS always felt like the “second” personality, and due to his immaturity, took this to extremely petty levels. 
After Chara fell down and began their massacre, ZOS constantly took over Jotaro Sans’s body to prevent him from intervening to ‘assert his superiority.’ Eventually, the Infinity Spaghetti Man defeated Chara, but Jotaro Sans was extremely ranged at ZOS for what he’d done. 
As a result, Jotaro Sans attempted to seal away ZOS permanently. This failed, but weakened ZOS substantially. Whenever ZOS took over, he became increasingly paranoid that Jotaro Sans would return to control, and so became more and more erratic. 
Eventually, by the time of the main story of Comedytale, ZOS continued to be a pest to Jotaro Sans. Eventually, GODVERSE offered a way for him to get back at Jotaro Sans, which ZOS willingly engaged in, resulting in Jotaro Sans’s imprisonment and torture. After Jotaro Sans was freed, ZOS continued to be repressed until the finale, when ZOS almost took over again until Jotaro Sans physically injured himself to rid himself of ZOS for the time being, although it seems to be quite temporary. 
== Appearance ==
=== Normal Form ===
It’s literally just sans but with a rainbow jacket and glowing eyes that change color because rainbows = powerful and OP according to the community? He has a golden crown on it with “OP DUDE” written on it just to broadcast his own ego. His undershirt is black instead of white like most sanses. My theory as to why is just that he tried to be different, yet did so in the most lazy way imaginable. He wears pale white flip flops and black socks. His shorts are red because he misses the ketchup 😔. For one final detail, he has a slash across his chest because the community also deems this as a detail most powerful sanses have…not sure why, but I’m trying to make the most unoriginal, bullshit design imaginable for this guy, so I’m gonna use all of their OP archetypes. 
=== STUPID Form ===
It’s just his normal form but half of his head is black, which is SUPER original guys!!!! He's also wearing a black hood now and his undershirt is gray now because I’m a lazy piece of shit who cannot design satisfying form change designs yet must anyways because I am 12 and need to have the most powerful sands. He grew wings but can’t use them because he’s too stupid to know how to fly. Oh right, and he has a red cape. Not sure why he chose this of all things. 
=== SHREK Form ===
Whatever you imagine to be the most cringy, moronic fucking OP character design ever is what he is. It’s not a set form, it changes based on the beholder. 
=== Last Ketchup ===
Wouldn’t you know it it’s just his normal form but with phase 2 being he just has another slash and phase 3 being his phase 2 but with a crack near his eye and memes flashing in his eyes. 
=== Ketchup in the Rain ===
Yet again just normal form but with the ISM's scarf and he's crying cause he’s a sad emo crybaby. 
=== PUHCTEK ===
Wow, wouldn’t believe it, it’s just his normal form again! But this time his eyes are blank and he an ultra instinct aura. Phase 2 is the same thing but his right eye is glowing red and he has two buster swords and a Goku haircut. 
== Personality ==
Zos is completely innocent!!11! You can't have a good guy with flaws, duh!
All jokes aside, ZOMG OPEE Sans is considered obnoxious by much of The Comedytale Cast, and that assessment isn't fair off. Despite being originally Sans, he acts like a demented twelve-year old, having temper tantrums over insults or minor embarassments. He has a huge issue with temper, being able to get angry at merely the insinuation that he is inferior to anyone, ESPECIALLY Evil404 or Jotaro Sans. He is mostly incapable of taking events seriously, often viewing them from a purely selfish game. This also means he never thinks in the long term, which can obviously be a detriment if he's in control of his body for long periods of time (which rarely happens). 
His attraction to Toriel is shown to reflect this. Despite his friendship with Alphys, he still threw her under the bus despite clearly knowing she wasn't the real slim shady, and having several ways to defuse the situation, none of which he attempted. He also seems to have a very low intelligence level and slow reaction time, as when Chara dodged his initial charge, he ended up running into a wall. 
== Power/ Abilities ==
=== Overpower ===
My snas is strunger dan yours hahahahahaha! He strunger dan godversal! He instantly overpowers all snases like a fuckin shitpost! Hahahaha fight me!
=== Zomg opee!blasters ===
This is boring. It’s a normal blaster that’s shoots rainbow blasters. Taste the rainbow or some shit, idfk. 
=== Omni!Bones ===
Bones that are rainbow because rainbow= infinite power!!1! 
=== Soul manipulation Mastery ===
Self explanatory 
=== Teleportation ===
Self explanatory. 
=== Anime Protagonist ===
As much as I want him to, he cannot die. Son of a bitch.
=== Ketchup manipulation ===
He can manipulate ketchup to do anything he wants it to.
=== The Vitamins ===
He keeps a bottle of flintstone vitamins on hand to “help” him. In reality, it just fucks him up with the slight benefit of gaining half of a brain cell. 
=== The grand annoyance ===
His sheer, annoying presence kills any mood.
=== OP!Scythe ===
The most epic scythe evur!!!!!1!
=== SUPER TERRIFIC ULTRA POWERFUL INFINITE DOMINANT FORM ===
Stupid terrific ultra powerful infinite dominant form (STUPID form) is essentially a form ZOS got after finding out that pulling a hood over your head somehow makes you unprecedentedly powerful. How does that work? Ask the fucking community. 
=== SPECIAL HERCULIAN RESTRUCTURING ENERGY KILLER FORM ===
Special herculian restructuring energy killer (SHREK form) is the most unfunny fucking thing ever. My innards do uncomfortable flips just by reading that stupid fucking name. This is apparently his most powerful form? I don’t even know how he reaches this point, he just does.
=== Last Ketchup ===
Of course he can pull a last breath, of course he fucking can.
=== Ketchup in the Rain ===
He’s just copying every sans-oriented fan battle he can find, isn’t he?
=== Puhctek ===
How would this even work? The story behind aniavol is essentially obscured or nonexistent, it’s literally just a cool theme. 
== Weaknesses ==
=== Stupidity ===
ZOMG OPEE SANS is fairly idiotic by most standards. He can easily be outsmarted by the average opponent, and he can struggle to hit the opponent, always just going for easily predictable and randomized attacks. However, his raw power allows him to confiscate for this, thus meaning while his stupidity is exploitable, it doesn't mean he's an easy opponent.
=== Jotaro Sans ===
He gets enraged at anyone who brings up Jotaro Sans, or insinuates their superiority to him, such as Comedytale Chara, who brought up that Jotaro is more reasonable than ZOS, which flew him into a rage trying to kill them. Also, if ZOS is knocked out, he will be replaced by Jotaro Sans, who is more reasonable and will often attempt to diffuse the situation, unless his friends are in danger. Thus meaning if you weaken ZOS's consciousness enough, Jotaro Sans will take control.
== Relationships ==
=== WoooOOO (Comedytale Gaster) ===
WoooOOO is the father figure of ZOS. WoooOOO views him as a general annoyance while ZOS views him as nothing less than a mentor. 
=== The Infinity Spaghetti Man (Comedytale Papyrus) ===
The Infinity Spaghetti Man is the brother of ZOS. They have a fairly poor relationship, as The Infinity Spaghetti Man prefers Jotaro Sans as a brother to ZOS, and tries to knock out ZOS whenever he gains control to restore Jotaro Sans. The ISM barely recognizes ZOS as his brother, but ZOS to some extent wants his approval, thus resulting in a very poor relationship. 
=== Anime!Frisk (Comedytale Frisk) ===
ZOS and Anime Frisk have a dislike of each other. It is unknown to what extent or extreme, and it is likely that Anime Frisk can simply manipulate ZOS via their seductive nature due to his stupidity.
=== Ha ha funny Chocolate (ComedyTale Chara) ===
Ha ha funny Chocolate is hated by ZOS. He sees them as a friend of Jotaro Sans, who he obviously sees as a painful reminder. It is possible that he sees them as an object of jealousy, but it is unlikely due to the fact he attempted to kill them several times. as he attempted to kill them in Ch. 4 to appease Toriel. 
=== Possible Ketchup Brother ===
They both hate each other, due to lack of genuine intelligence to have a functioning relationship. ZOS is unaware of PKB's former Prime form, and PKB never knew him in his prime form thus no relationship developed. However, it is possible they will encounter with the restoration of Prime Possible Ketchup Brother. 
=== Possible Spaghetti Brother ===
He hates this thing as much as he hates the Possible Ketchup Brother because he thinks he is a shitty doppelgänger of his brother, the ISM. Modern relationship is unknown. 
=== The Spaghetti Toriel ===
He simps for her lol. 
”STFU NO I DON’T!!11!” 
His attraction is to a strange level, due to how little she replicates it. It is clear she is apathetic to him, and only sees him as a tool for her endgoals. In fact, she actually dislikes him a fair bit due to his hatred and often physical attacks towards Comedytale Chara, who Toriel sees as 'her child.' Of course, being ZOS, he is none the wiser of this dislike and is convinced that she DOES love him. 
=== Tommass ===
FEAR 
===ULTRA INSTINCT 891212 WEEB (Comedytale Alphys)===
He claims to be friends with her, but cares very little for her, as he threw her under the bus when the possiblity of appeasing Toriel was brought into the picture. It is possible he resents her for her friendship with Jotaro Sans. 
=== Twitter!Asgore ===
After Twitter!Asgore said he would cancel him if he didn't get him a sandwich ZOS became pissed and fought him. He won and gained the ability to cancel people. In modern interpretations, their relationship is unknown but assumedly negative for the same reason it is in the original canon.
== Trivia ==
* He likes ketchup.
* The slash across his chest is not a genuine injury, but instead a really convincing splotch of food coloring. No one knows how someone as stupid as ZOS managed to design his jacket perfectly so it resembled a slash, nearly without fail, but alas.
* What’s the point of trivia? It’s not like anyone actively gives a fuck about this miscellaneous facts. These stupid lists exist just for filler.
== Gallery == 
File:ZOS art by TheManintheVan.jpg|Art by TheManintheVan 
File:S.H.R.E.K. Form art by TheManintheVan.jpg|S.H.R.E.K. Form art by TheManintheVan
File:Ketchup in da rain.webp|Ketchup in the rain
File:Ketchup in da rain 2 the electric boogaloo .webp|Ketchup in the Rain Phase 2, the electric boogaloo
File:Ketchup in da rain phase 3 and knuckles.webp|Ketchup in the Rain Phase 3 and knuckles
File:Last Ketchup phase 2.webp|Last Ketchup Phase 2
File:Last Ketchup phase 3.webp|Last Ketchup Phase 3
File:Puchtek.webp|Puhctek
File:Puhctek phase 2.webp|Puhctek phase 2
File:Zos fan art by Fans sans.webp|Art by user FAns Sans
File:ZOS genocide .webp|Genocide Route ZOS by DaBlooperBerry
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