The Birth of Coffeena

Coffeena was created in 2015 by an SAMBer named Rabit. SAMB tradition says that Coffeena is the cup of coffee that Olvan (a character from the Spirit Animals books) married. How he married a cup of coffee, nobody knows (weirder ships have happened). Olvan's love of coffee is not canon, but skits involving the Spirit Animal characters often featured Olvan with an ever-present cup of caffeine. After her creation, Coffeena joined Olvan in these skits. Often, she would be kidnapped to prank Olvan and make him angry.
When the forums were deleted, Coffeena and Olvan were resurrected by thread necromancy and made into constellations. On a cloudless night, perceptive SAMBers can catch a glimpse of the two lovers wheeling in the night sky, united by their eternal quest for celestial creamer.
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