The Skyrates:An Band of Misadventures Part 2 (Spoof)

The second part of the Skyrates spoof.
Transcript
Villains:(Singing the Elegant Captain hook while Danny,Sebastian,Timon and Mushu are captured)
Discord:Oh please,Stop calling me Captain Hook! I don't even have a hook on my hand! (Gets scared and throws the hook away at a transformer)
Danny:Oh please,we'll never join someone who banished us to Earth.
Transformer:You have the right to remain silent!
Batty:(seen being hung and fire was at the bottom) Don't Tempt Us.
Spike:Just wait when the pirates come to save us!
Snaptrap:Oh,on the contraire,They're already here! (Reveals that a Transformers was captured,Mr.Strong was stuck in cement and Derpy captured as well with a box says "Gone to Nepal")
Sweetie Belle:I should have started with cooking!
Rarity:NO NO NO NO NO!!!! I'm sure Pirates seem to give you a cutie mark!
Timon:Back to the Theatres are good at...
Sebastian:Don't spoil it.
Timon:What? I watched this show!
Discord:Oh yeah,And one more thing,you have a brother!
Danny:I have a brother?!
Snaptrap:Why yes,an evil brother,that you dumped since your seperation.
Danny:I didn't know he was going to join,that partly explians why I have this scar on my other side.
Viper:Well,If you have so many questions about your brother,why not ask him yourself?
Dark Danny:Hello,brother!
Danny:Well you're just about nearly as handsome as I am!
Dark Danny:Keep talking,but we'll be winning Pirate of the Year!
Kick:Oh great,now we got another one who wants to enter.
Discord:No No No,we aren't entering the award...
Snaptrap:We're stealing the award!
Dr.Blowhole:Yes! Steal!
Sebastian:Steal?!
Timon:That's Illegal!
Mushu:But very pirating!
Garfield:(With Taury,Squidward and Voltar) Great! Not only are we going to die, but we're also going to lose the award!
Danny:I'd better call the Legendaries.
Snaptrap:Don't bother,the phones are disabled.
Danny:Confound it!
Viper:OK,time's up. It's plank time! Maybe...This little hero should volunteer.
Applebloom:This can't be good!
Eva:I feel your pain,little sis!
Bac Macintosh:Eeyup.
Tigger:(With Newton) Hey,uh,how can we can't break free for our ropes?
Snaptrap:I took away all of your powers and all of your weapons!
Dr.Blowhole:WOW! This Anteater here has got a jar of dirt!
Aardvark:Don't Touch my dirt,you fool!
Danny:(looks up) I'ts ok. She's gonna be fine. Trust me.
Fluttershy #2:I hope so. (Falls down while Snaptrap hears but no splash)
Cat R Waul:Uh,Captain,No Splash.
Discord:Snaptrap,did you curse the water again?
Snaptrap:That is not my work this time.
Minion:How is it possible to not have a splash,Captain?
Snaptrap:You want a Splash? I'll give you a splash! (Falls and Splashes)
Dr.Blowhole:Well,At least It's a sunny day! (Thunder rumbles and Rain Falls)
Snaptrap:Don't look at me. I turned off my chaos system. For now that is.
Sebastian:What's Going on?!
Danny:Just as I planned!
Viper:Why are you smiling? It's like You're up to something.
Danny:Come on in,Guys!
Genie:(Singing)
Legendary Taury:Is this the one we're suppose to rescue?
Genie:Sorry We're late,I had that extra burrito.
Legendary Danny:They've drained your phone signal. Why don't you use your fire breath?
Danny:They made me drink water.
Legendary Taury:ARE YOU MAD?!
Danny:Nah.They have spare fresh water.
Cat R Waul:I told you that rum was a better opition.
Discord:We ran out!
Snaptrap:But why is the Rum gone?
Viper:Maybe "they" have something to do about this. (shows a couple of characters drank the rum and one of them hiccups)
Danny:Also,they took away all of our powers and weapons!
Legendary Danny:By the power of legend,I give you your powers back! (Snaps his finger)
Legendary Kick:I give you the desire to fight. (Snaps his finger)
Legendary Taury:I give you better strength. (Snaps his finger)
Legendary Timon:And your weapons back. (Snaps his finger)
Genie:For me,I'll give you a bad weather day for all of your bad guys! (Snaps his finger, thunder rumbles and rains on Discord and Snaptrap while the Skylanders were broken free and prepared for battle)
Skipper:Battle Montage,man!
Grim:(Laughs)
(Kick goes to the bottom of the ocean)
Kick:I've givin' you all the liquid
(Timon shoots rapidly but runs out of bullets)
Timon:Ah great! Out of ammo!
(Gets rid of his guns for now,picks up a stool and uses Annabeth a la A Canterlot Wedding part 2)
Dr.Blowhole:(Uses water gun at Garfield and puts out his fire arrow while his eyes are shown to see the fire on his arrow out)
Garfield:Great! Now my fire on my arrows!
Batty:Thou care for a recharge?
Garfield:Well,Don't mind if i do! (Batty flames up his arrow and shoots it at a Transformer cornering Scootaloo and screams while Scootaloo looks and finds another henchman cornering her as she gets a Emergency Jet Pack and fools him)
Scootaloo:Sha-go!
Applebloom:
Sweetie Pie:
Snaptrap:Tough luck,my little ponies! You can only defeat me with the elements of harmony!
Annabeth:That's why we keep them for big adventures!
Snaptrap:Oh shoot. (Turns to Stone)
Optimus Prime:At the end of this game,One shall stand and one shall fall.
Megatron:It is me who shall stand and you who shall fall. (Optimus Prime knocks him out by punching him)
Zazu:(Uses his Cannon to suck an enemy,blowing and rolling him into a Transformer strangling another Transformer by saving him)
Sawyer:(Stands and shocks one of the crew while Spike runs with his Slime and the crew slipped while Sawyer helps Spike to defeat the crew) And to brighten things up... (She touches the slime that Spike left to make the crew electrocuted)
Mr.Krabs:(Throws a Pony at a couple of members into the ocean)
Mr.Rude:(Farts at one of the crew members and is defeated)
Mr.Men:MR.RUDE!!!
Mr.Rude:Oh,pardon me,but it was one way to get rid of these misfits.
Danny:(punches a enemy up in the air)
Starscream:Decepticons,Retreat! (The Decepticons escape)
Cat R Waul:I'm getting out of here! (Goes on a boat and escapes before Rainbow Dash punches a giant ball of enemies and lands on the boat) More than 5 persons on a boat causes the boat to...(The boat sinks because too many people are on)..sink. (Falls at the bottom of the ocean)
Viper:You wouldn't hit a woman,would you?
Aardvark:Darn,now you reminded me on my mother telling me that!
Kick:Allow me to show you how to knockout a woman without hitting her. (Censorely kisses her and Viper faints) Works Every time.
Danny:Now there's 2 things left to do.
Legendary Danny:One already taken.
Dark Danny:(Taken up to the sky with Legendary Timon) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny:Just.
Sebastian:One.
Timon:Task.
Mushu:Left.
Discord:Uh,Megatron? Snaptrap? Anybody?
Danny:
Deleted Scenes (Both Parts 1 and 2)
After the Bell is Rung
Danny:You know what that sound is?
Mushu:Say it,Captain!
Danny:HAM NITE!!! Can't touch this. (Sings Can't touch this)
Oliver Eats Ham
Danny:Even my pet Oliver likes Ham.
After giving the sunken sailor money
Timon:No hard feelings,right?
Night time on the ship
Sebastian:When are we gonna start plundering,Boss?
Danny:6AM Tomorrow! Get some sleep,Skylanders!
Next Morning
Timon: