Imperials

Category:Races
Imperials are the most whitest out of all tamriel races. They have a well-governed country, and their country seems british with a tinge of elf. Like white people they some how find money in all situations, no joke even during sex one imperial found money inside of a vagina and took it!
Imperials are also pure human and no tinge of elf inside of them, although, they love to suck elf dick for some reason, they also suck the dick of the law. And their skilled at trading and are shrewd diplomats.
They're the most bland race in the elder scrolls, ngl, the only thing they have going for them is the hero of kvatch who turned into sheogorath, pelineal white-dick. Oh yeah! they're all fucking geeks, seriously, they have the best schools in tamriel right under the thalmor. They're pretty good at magic usually because they cast "Summon Succubus" every night.
Uhh, uhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what next? Shi-, FUCKING BLAND, there's nothing more to say than this.