Good Burger 2/Transcript

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Good morning, Good Burger.
Morning, kitchen.
Good morning, Good Shake.
Good morning, me.
Morning, Ed.
Come on, everybody!
It's a great day
for a good day
It's gonna be
better than okay
Sweeter than
a chocolate souffl
The kind of day
that makes you say
Hooray
Let's par-tay, hey
Like it's Friday, yay!
Let's spread out
the sauce
And get cra-zay
'Cause it's a great day
for a good day
Today
Hello?
Hello?
Hello! Hello! Sir!
- Hmm? Huh?
- Hello! Hi!
- Hello.
- Hello.
I've been trying to wake you
for 20 minutes.
- Can I order some food?
- Sure.
Uh-oh. Aah!
I don't know.
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.
Can I take your order?
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
'cause we're all dudes
All right, you got this,
Dex. Come on.
Your entire life
is riding on this.
If you nail this presentation,
you're gonna become
more successful than
you could've ever imagined.
You can do this.
But what if it doesn't go well?
It has to,
or your life is finished!
Done! No plan B. Life over!
Hey, Dex. It's almost time.
Are you ready?
You know it.
Let's go to my house.
I didn't mean it like that.
I have a presentation there.
Yeah, no, I know.
I-I helped organize it.
- Exactly. Yeah.
- Okay.
Hello, lucky investors.
Who's ready to get richer?
Yeah!
People told me it would
take 10 years
for my idea
to turn into a reality.
But here we are,
unveiling a finished prototype
less than three months later!
Suck it, scientists!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present
to you Burn No More!
I wanna fire it up
- Yeah
- Oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah
- You know what I came to do
- That's right.
The patented Burn No More
formula in these tanks
will render any object
completely unburnable.
I'm so confident it will work,
I'm going to demonstrate
on my very own house.
Sounds crazy, right?
And you know what?
To make it more interesting,
let's put fireworks in my house!
Put a bunch of fireworks
in my house! That's right.
Burn No More is going to put
firefighters out of business
- forever.
- No more fires? Bummer.
Folks, are we ready?
- Yeah!
- Let's do this!
Fire away!
You see that?
You see how the house is
resisting the scorching flames?
- Oh, my God!
-"Oh, my God" is right!
It's unbelievable.
You smell that?
That's the smell of success!
Actually...
kind of smells like--
- Fire!
- Stop, drop, and roll
- Stop, drop, and roll
- Oh, no!
My house is on fire!
Oh, look it-- And now
the fake family is melting.
Oh, man, this is terrible!
What do I--? Oh!
Oh! Fireworks!
My life is over!
No more fires, huh, bud?
You owe me.
You lost my money.
I have nothing now.
Except for a basketball team,
three jets, a TV show.
Oh, and I got this
new AI project, Mark AI--
Never mind.
- You owe me.
- If you could give me
two more seconds of your time--
Come on back, Mark. Let's talk.
Hey, Dex.
Good-good job
with the presentation.
- Yeah, thanks.
- Lot of energy.
- Yeah, it was, right?
- Yeah.
I don't think I'm going to need
an assistant anymore.
- I don't think you will either.
- I'll see you around, I guess.
Maybe.
Probably not.
Bye, Dex.
You keep trying,
you keep trying
But you just can't win
But you just can't win...
- Hello?
- Hey, yeah.
I'm trying to get into my
office. My key's not working.
- Sorry, you've been evicted.
- Evicted?
The investors pulled the plug
on the money.
- Okay.
- I hope you can find
somebody who can
help you out.
Got it. Thank you.
But you keep on trying
And you might just win
- Oh, hey, brother!
- Hey, sis!
- No.
- Hello?
Hello?
Guess I should've expected that.
Who can I call?
Hey, dude!
Are you thinking of me?
I bet you are!
'Cause I'm the one
that gave you the yo-yo.
Dude, if you need
a place to stay,
your old pal Ed
is always there for you.
Hell no.
Bloobity, bloopity, bloopity,
call me!
Tripped up, fell on my face
That led back to LA
Put my feet back
on the pavement
Gonna hold me up
the second I make it
Make it
Oh, man, all my dreams
fell apart
I'm back at the start,
didn't make it too far, yeah
He's a dude,
she's a dude
'Cause we're all dudes,
hey!
- Yo, Ed!
- He's a dude
Hey, man!
Oh, hey, Dex! Hey!
- Hey.
- Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, dude, hey!
I was looking for you!
Ow!
- Hey, Dex.
- Hey, man.
You almost car-burgered me
to death.
Uh, no.
Glad you got some time off
from your incredibly successful
business ventures
to come and see
your best friend.
It's good to see you, too.
It's been a minute.
No, it's been
longer than a minute.
More like five years,
eight months, and 32 days.
Yep, that sounds about right.
I'm glad you're back.
Buckle up!
It's time for the new adventures
of Ed and Dex!
Whoa!
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.
Uh, the new adventures
of Ed and Dex starts now!
I'm a dude,
he's a dude
She's a dude,
'cause we're all dudes, hey!
So, what you been up to?
Starting from
the last time I saw you,
I went to sleep,
and then I woke up--
Oh, no. You don't have to list
everything you've been doing.
I'm saying what have you
been up to lately?
Oh, well, I grabbed
the Burgermobile, came to--
Nope. Have you done
anything interesting at all
in the last week to six months?
- Oh, Good Burger was on TV.
- Really?
It was this really weird
German dude.
Yummy! Hey, it's me,
the Food Dude,
and I'm here at Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger!
Twenty years ago,
their world-famous Ed Sauce
put them on the map,
making them the decisive victors
in the great burger war
with their rival, Mondo Burger.
What's that, stomach?
You hungry? Me also!
Let's get in there. What?
I'm about to try
my first Good Burger,
and I could not be more excited.
Mmm! Oh, that's what
I'm talking about!
Oh, this burger is amazing, mm!
Take it from Food Dude,
Good Burger is one of a kind.
I would like 100 Good Burgers
to go
with extra Ed Sauce
on the side.
- Okay, what side do you want?
- What do you mean?
All right,
I'll just do both sides.
Okay,
left side, right side!
Oh, left side! Oh, right side!
Oh, left side! Aah!
Sauce me! Sauce me!
Yep, that dude
does sound weird.
He sure is,
but we're big in Germany now,
wherever that is.
Wow, Good Burger.
I cannot believe
I'm back after all these years.
Can't believe I'm back
after all these years.
Even though I worked here
since I was 15.
Hey, employees.
This is my best friend, Dexter.
He's a successful interpreter.
Actually, I think the word Ed is
looking for is "entrepreneur."
But I guess the fact
that I pointed that out
also makes me an interpreter.
This is our cook, Cindy.
Sometimes she's Mindy.
No, I'm always just Cindy.
- I'm Mindy. We're twins.
- We're twins.
I don't know
how she does that.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
Yeah, and this is our delivery
driver, Ruth. She sleeps a lot.
- You sure she's just sleeping?
- Huh, let me see.
Hey, jackass, watch it!
- Yep, she was sleeping.
- Sorry to disturb you.
And you know our newest trainee,
my son.
Well, if it isn't Ed 2.
Huh?
- It is.
- Hey, Uncle Dex.
Look, instead of eyebrows,
I got fry brows.
Actually, they're just
regular fries.
I glued 'em on my face.
Well...
Mm, gluey.
Oh, hey, Mia.
It's your Uncle Dex.
Hey, Mia. Uh, you look...
- older.
- Oh, yeah.
She stopped wearing makeup
'cause she got dumped last week.
Nope.
Oh, you meant 'cause you
haven't seen her in six years.
Probably that.
Even though Dexter
is Mia's uncle,
they haven't seen each other
because he ripped off her mom.
No, I didn't rip off anybody.
On purpose, that is.
You know?
I was thinking,
since I'm in town,
it might be nice to spend time
together, with my sister.
And we can all maybe
go get some eats.
Eats and treats?
That's a little inside joke
we do in my family
where one of us walks away from
the other when they're talking.
- Wow.
- That's not that funny.
That's fair.
Now, when someone orders
a cola,
put the lid on
after you pour the drink.
Otherwise this will happen.
Oh. What about root beer?
- Same thing.
- Huh. Fruit punch?
- Same thing.
- Orange soda?
Huh, let me see.
Same thing!
- Oh, I love orange soda.
- Mm!
- I do, I do--
- I do
- Oh, I like that, son.
- Thanks, Dad.
Hey, anybody sitting here?
Okay.
So, you're working
at Good Burger now, huh?
- First job.
- Yeah.
I had to get a job
to help my mom.
Because she lost
all her money.
- Yep. Yeah.
- Hmph.
Yoo-hoo!
I'm hungry for foodstuffs!
And I wish to be acknowledged
by an employee posthaste!
Huh, all right.
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger,
can I take your order?
Howdy-hoo. I'm Connie Muldoon.
Well, howdy-hoo, Connie Muldoon.
Now that
that's been established,
I will have one
double Good Burger.
- Oh.
- Make the first patty
medium rare
and the second patty well done.
Betwixt the meats,
I would like...
...six
and a half slices of pickle.
Two dill, one sour,
and two and a half gherkins.
I just love
those tiny little butters.
Add one squirt of ketchup
and if it's not too much
of a to-do,
please place two onion slices
on top and then remove them.
I enjoy the essence of onion
but not the crunch.
Um, uh, one Good Burger.
Well, wait!
My order was comprised
of many more details than that!
Oh, sure, let me, uh--
The one, the two,
and then the squiggly one.
Upside-down nine, oh!
$7,244.
Oh! I shall now depart
in a huff!
Oh!
Bye, Connie!
Your mom's pretty mad
at me still, huh?
- That's a polite way to put it.
- I know I burnt bridges.
Actually,
I burnt a lot of things.
I'm gonna get your mom
her money back.
I'm going to make it up to her.
On the trip here,
I thought of a new idea.
First I get startup money.
I'm gonna take that downtown--
Seriously? Still scheming.
What about all your money,
Mr. Successful?
That tone lets me know that
you don't understand business.
Okay, there's so much going on.
There's diversifications,
acquisitions, um, dividends,
equity, mergers and-
and, uh, what's the thing they
do on Wall Street? Stock market.
You're just listing
business words.
No, I'm not. Recession.
These are some good fries,
aren't they?
Wow, nice place, man.
Thanks for letting me
crash here.
It's the least I could do
because your family hates you.
Kids!
- Oh, kids! Oh, kids!
- Daddy!
- Daddy!
- Oh, mwah, mwah, mwah!
- Say hi to Dex.
- Hi, Dex.
Ed, you had a bunch of kids
since I last saw you.
Yeah. This is Pickles.
She only has 10 toes.
- Only 10?
- Mm-hmm. And this is Mustard.
- He's allergic to hippos.
- Yeah, yeah!
- How do you know?
- We had all the kids tested.
Yeah, and this is Ketchup.
She's our third favorite.
- You can't say that.
- And this is Onion.
- He cries a lot.
- Makes sense.
And this is No Mayo.
He got hit by lightning.
And now he glows in the dark.
Oh, well, that's cause
for concern.
Yeah, and this is our youngest,
baby Bun Bun!
Roxanne, Roxanne
All she wanna do
is party all night
Hey, Dex.
Hey, Rox-Roxanne.
Good to-good to see you.
Wait, Ed,
you're married to Roxanne?
Ew! No! Roxanne's our nanny.
As a nun,
I could never be married.
I just love
being around children.
They are the future.
And Ed has created
the best family ever.
He's such a good father.
- And husband.
- Oh, there-- Yes.
There's your wife.
Hey, Edie, good to see you.
Dex, so good to see you.
Edie's been working
as a trapeze artist, ha!
Makes sense
that somebody in your family
would work at the circus.
Oh, no, I paint pictures
of trapezes.
Oh, a-a trapeze artist.
What was I thinking?
- Who's this little fella?
- Attack.
Attack! Attack!
Attack!
Attack! Attack!
Why are you telling him
to attack?
Well, that's the dog's name.
His name is Attack.
Don't bite me!
Oh, no, that's our bird.
His name is Don't.
Don't! Attack!
- Don't! Attack!
- Help!
Somebody get that bird off me!
You can sleep in my bed.
I'll sleep in the bathtub.
The water's really relaxing.
- You sleep in a tub with water?
- Yeah. Best part about it is,
you don't gotta get out of bed
to pee.
All right. Well, on that note,
I will be turning in, fellas.
Before you go to bed...
Pillow fight?
You wanna have
a pillow fight right--? No!
Kids!
Dex said no to pillow fights.
Aw, come on, man.
It's a bummer.
Pillows are really--
Aww...
Good morning!
I made you breakfast.
"Eat me! Ooh, I taste so good!"
Bacon lips, bacon lips,
bacon lips
Well, that's very kind of you, Ed.
But I prefer to eat
not in the bathroom.
I also prefer to be alone
when I'm in the bathroom.
Oh, okay.
I'll just take my shower later.
Oh, you know what? Ed...
you think I can get a job
at Good Burger?
It's not for the money.
Although I expect to get paid.
I'll put in a good word
to Mr. Jensen, our manager.
- Thanks, Ed. You're the man.
- Mm-hmm.
Ooh, uh, that's not soap,
by the way.
It's maple syrup.
Why would you have syrup
in the bathroom?
For the pancakes, duh!
Oh, yeah, silly me.
Wow, there's the old crew.
- Man, look at us.
- Yeah, I know.
No, wait. Focus! Mr. Jensen's
gonna be here any minute.
I want you to nail
this interview. Let's practice.
I'll be Mr. Jensen, you be you.
- Is this really necessary?
- Oh, yeah.
Hello! I'm Mr. Jensen.
You can call me...
I don't know my first name.
Uh, but just call me Mr. Jensen.
All right. And you are?
- I'm Dex.
- Nice to meet you, Tex.
It's Dex. And you know that.
Now, have you ever worked
in the fast-food industry?
Because when you're working with
meats--
Hello? What?
Yeah, this is Mr. Jensen.
My wife? Oh!
She's having the baby right now?
Oh! Oh! I'm-I'm having a baby!
Push, honey!
Push!
I have a baby! I'm a daddy!
Congratulations.
Sorry! Sorry I'm late.
My bicycle had a flat tire.
You must be Dex!
And you're Mr. Jensen?
As in an adult?
Yeah.
Dex, you're hired. Welcome
to the Good Burger family.
Seriously? Just like that?
- Well, Ed is a great guy.
- Oh!
And he's a great judge
of character.
And also, Ed obviously owns
Good Burger,
so, whatever he says goes.
Head burger in charge.
Excuse me,
I have to call my mom
and tell her
I made it to work safely.
Call Mommy.
Wow, I cannot believe you
actually own Good Burger now.
The owner left it to me
after he went bye-bye forever.
Said it would've gone bankrupt
if it wasn't for my sauce.
He knows I'm good
at business stuff.
Did he ever actually meet you?
Yeah, I got a picture of him
in my wallet.
Man, that's a dog
- wearing sunglasses.
- No, it's not--
Oh, this isn't my wallet!
Wait, these aren't my pants!
Ooh, boot cut.
I can't believe
I'm back at Good Burger
after all these years, man.
My best friend is here,
and you own the place!
- Yeah.
- Probably got money, too, huh?
Oh, well...
I was wondering
if I could talk to you
about this idea
I've been having to--
- Come in the freezer real quick.
- Ooh, frosty!
- All right.
- Yeah.
Come on.
- Come here.
- Oh, okay.
- Can we talk?
- Yeah, I love to talk.
I've been talking
since I was 8.
- Just have a seat.
- Oh, okay. Huh.
I got a great idea man.
I'm not telling anybody about it.
But I gotta tell you cause you're my best friend.
- Heh, cool.
- Well--
- What's this?
- Oh it's another freezer.
We stopped using it
after the handle broke 2 years ago.
And you just never bothered
to put it back on?
- Well...
- Looks like it just slides right on.
I really think it's going
to make so much money.
Oh, heh, Fizz.
- How long was I in there for?
- About 22 years, give or take.
Huh, 22 years, give or take.
Jiminy Crickets,
that's a long time!
- I was wondering where you went.
- Yeah the last thing I remember
was hearing you through the door
saying you broke the handle
and would be right back.
You must've gotten distracted.
Yeah.
Well you're taking this well man.
You sure you're okay?
Well, I am a little cold.
Oh, I just realized,
I missed baseball practice.
And the rest of high school!
And college!
I better go see my parents.
They're probably worried sick!
Whoa.
Who's that grown-up?
It's me!
Well...
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.
- Can I take your order?
- Hmm, um...
Do you serve veggie burgers?
I can serve
anything on the menu.
- Oh, great.
- Watch. Whoa!
- Good Burger!
- Oh!
Good Fries! Good Chunks!
No, I came here to eat the food,
not play tennis with it!
Oh, I know what you want.
You want pickleball.
- Oh, okay.
- No one said--
- Fore!
- Oh!
- Fore!
- Oh, no, stop!
I'm never
coming back here again!
And no one says "fore"
in tennis.
- That's golf.
- Oh! She's right.
- What? Who did that?
- Knock it off.
Ed, just the man
I'm looking for.
Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy.
That's right, Mr. Lawyer Guy.
That's me, Cecil McNevins.
I was wondering if we could
have a private conversation.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Hey, everybody!
Could you all please leave
so me and this lawyer guy
could have
a private conversation?
- Meh!
- No. No, no, no.
Nobody has to go anywhere.
I just want me and you to talk
one on one.
Well, that sounds unnecessarily
complicated, but all right.
Hey, everybody! It's okay,
you don't have to leave.
Sit on down.
Hey, Dex, work the register
for me, all right?
Come on.
Woo-hoo! Okay.
Hey, man, who's that guy?
Oh, that guy,
he's from MegaCorp.
He keeps trying to talk Ed
into selling Good Burger.
MegaCorp?
The giant tech company?
And he wants to buy Good Burger?
You got the register,
Mr. Jensen.
Hey, I'm the manager.
I'm supposed to tell you stuff.
- This private enough for you?
- This is perfect.
Yeah.
I got these. I got 'em.
- Uh, we're still eating here.
- Shh!
As you can see,
my client significantly
increased the offer.
- Oh.
- Pretty nice, right?
Oh, no, I'm just reading.
There's a bunch of O's. Oh!
Ed, those are not O's.
Those are zeros.
Oh, zeros.
- I guess I'm done.
- Mm-hmm.
- Here.
- Uh, look,
I don't care how many zeros
or O's you offer.
Good Burger's not for sale.
Nah. Here, you can have that.
All right, you're all clean.
Enjoy your meal.
That was
surprisingly refreshing.
You'll be sorry.
Hey, Ed, what you doing?
Just unclogging
the strawberry Jacuzzi.
Oh, nice, well, uh...
couldn't help but notice
but that dude was trying
to give you money to sell.
He wants me to open Good
Burgers all around the world.
But I promised everyone
I will not sell.
Just out of curiosity,
how much we talking?
I'm happy the way things are.
I don't want to mess things up.
I got more money
than I can dream of.
Ed, are using a plunger
to unclog the shake machine?
As in the same plunger we use
to unclog the toilet?!
- Uh, no.
- Ugh!
Guys, you'll never guess
who just ordered a Good Burger.
Is it Stefan Lfven, the former
prime minister of Sweden?
Chewbacca?
Shakespeare?
Shakespeare's been dead
for 400 years.
Well, then how'd he make
the order?
Look. It's only
my favorite artist, Luna Fox.
My ex was supposed
to take me to that show.
I want that delivery!
- Me, too. I gotta change.
- Me three.
I got it. Come on, slowpokes.
Is that a giant lollipop?
That was a stop sign.
Aw, I love giant lollipops.
Oh, that's much better.
Why would you pick Ruth
to be the driver?
Well, she's too old
to work the register.
Good point.
Uh, pull over, please, Ruth.
Yeah, just ease it to the right.
Ease it-- Help her out.
- Ease it to the right.
- Just--
Got it, gonna make it
I got it, gotta take it
Go home it,
go home it...
Uncle Dex, watch out!
What the--?
That's what I call driving!
- Now, just be cool, Ed. Be cool.
- Okay.
Yeah
Hey, Luna Fox.
Got a special delivery for you.
- Nice to meet you, Luna Fox.
- Nice to meet you, too.
But I'm kind of
in the middle of something.
Huh?
You should've ordered
more food.
Well, this has been fun.
- Goodbye.
- Oh.
Can I get a picture
of you with my niece?
Her ex was supposed to bring her
to this concert.
Yeah, I'll take a picture
with her after the show.
- You want to do it now?
- No.
- Okay, great.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
- Now?
- Mm-mm. Hi!
Hey, girl.
Don't ever say your uncle
didn't do nothing nice for you!
I can't believe
this is happening!
Me neither.
Can you believe
I got a picture with her?
You coming out tonight, Dex?
Oh, I was gonna
spend some time with your dad.
Oh, I'm going, too.
We all go to Fun-tasy Island
every Thursday night, right?
- They have bowling.
- And skating.
And automatic paper-towel
dispensers. Yeah.
Come on, Uncle Dex.
It'll be fun.
- Sure, why not?
- Cool.
I just gotta change
into my party clothes.
Let's party!
Did you see, he had
the same shirt on underneath.
Yeah, he does that.
Why is everybody going
the wrong way? Whoa!
Help me out!
Whoa, whoa!
Thanks for doing that.
It's hard to tie them
with bowling balls
stuck to my hands.
How'd you even get them stuck?
Never mind.
I'm excited to talk to you
about this opportunity.
Count me in.
Really?
You don't want to hear the idea?
You're my best friend.
How much do you need?
- How much do you have?
- Ooh, hm...
I have three, 13 million...
carry the snowman,
uh, square root of nine,
an isosceles triangle,
71, 71, 71, 71.
Boom! I can give you...
$136.
$136?
Give me a couple days.
I'll talk to my accountant,
have her move stuff around.
I thought you said you had more
money than you could dream of.
Yeah, all I ever dream of
is Good Burger,
my family, and my friends,
like you.
All right, great.
You're all set, cowboy.
Ah, thank you. You're so cool.
Man, this is heavy.
Oh, okay. Hold on.
I'm gonna get a drinky drink.
Oh, I can just-- Oh, boy!
- Okay.
- That didn't work.
- See you.
- Be careful.
- There's an exit--
- We're rolling. Oh!
- All right.
- Okay.
Oh, that's slippery.
Small wall! Aah!
Oh! I'm okay!
- We need to talk.
- Okay, let's talk.
What do you want to talk about?
Whoa!
Well, I might be heavy
because of the bowling balls.
Remember you taught me
how to skate?
Of course.
I remember everything about you.
I remember you love unicorns
and you're a whiz at computers.
Remember when you hacked
that travel website for me
and I flew first class
for like an entire year?
I can't believe
you had a 6-year-old do that.
- Yeah.
- So, go on then.
Tell me about your top secret
billion-dollar idea.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
Okay, get ready.
Permanent ice.
Oh, wait, you're serious?
Yeah, think about it.
It'll always stay cold
and never melts in the heat.
So, that's your idea,
permanent ice?
Permanent ice?
That's a great idea!
- Whoa! Sorry!
- Oh, see, now he heard it.
Who cares who hears?
It's a terrible idea.
And it's impossible.
Nah, I just thought,
why wouldn't people want that?
Just because you
think of something
doesn't mean you can
make it magically exist, okay?
Thought you said
this was gonna be fun.
Oh, dude!
Okay. What do you want
to talk about?
You should reconsider
selling Good Burger.
Oh, no thank you.
Ed, what do you love the most?
- I love my pet goldfish Goldie.
- Goldie?
Be a shame if something bad
happened to Goldie.
Like if he peed his pants?
That could happen to anybody.
Oh, wait.
Goldie doesn't wear pants.
It's time to be
more direct with him.
Listen, this is
a legally binding contract
saying you are selling us
Good Burger.
- Now, sign it.
- And I'm the notary.
- So it'll be official!
- What?
I would never sign that.
I was thinking...
I love your sauce!
You make great sauce.
Would you sign an autograph
for me?
Oh, yeah, of course.
Might be hard because
I've got these balls here.
- Very easy.
- They're very heavy.
Let me help you with that.
- Oh, okay.
- I'll take this.
- Okay, all right.
- Let it go.
- I just--
- Come on.
- Ah, okay, go!
- Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, dude.
Thanks for getting the ball
off my hand!
You're in real trouble now.
Huh?
Ow!
All right, I'm going back
to the party with my friends!
Nice meeting you guys!
- Work it, Ruth!
- You look so good, Ruth!
- So good!
- What are you doing?
Turning me into a robot.
We're filming it for our vlog.
That seems more important
then giving customers food.
That's what we thought.
- The new grill just came in.
- Okay, good. Let's go get it.
No, I got it right here.
Ed, I think you might've
ordered the wrong kind of grill.
The thing is, if
you don't dry run the grill...
- You're absolutely right.
- Yes.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Give me, give me more!
Give me, give me more!
Um, excuse me.
If you're looking for Ed,
he doesn't play in the trash
until after work.
No, you got it wrong, playboy.
I'm actually looking for you.
- It's Dex, right?
- Yeah.
Throw that trash away
and jump in. Come on.
Uh, you-I think-
no, I don't think-all right.
I just want to have
a conversation with you.
Man, your shoe closet
is bigger than most houses.
I got six kitchens,
three backyards.
- What?
- I got 32.5 bathrooms.
- Indoor pool, outdoor pool.
- Goodness.
As a matter of fact,
I got a llama farm.
- I see you in a place like this.
- I would be comfortable here.
You remind me of my young self.
I just got more breaks than you.
Somewhere in the multiverse,
you own all this, huh?
And I'm working in a fast-food
restaurant.
Is there anywhere
in the multiverse
where you get to the point?
Good Burger is
an amazing business.
But there's only one.
Can you imagine Good Burgers and
Ed's famous sauce everywhere?
Huh?
MegaCorp is trying
to open a bunch of 'em.
But you know Ed.
That's because Ed likes things
the way they are.
He definitely does not
want to sell.
He doesn't have to.
That's not what we want.
No, we want him to franchise it,
give us permission
to open stores everywhere.
So, Ed can stay at Good Burger
and keep the life that he loves,
and you're just gonna
pay him a lot?
Oh, you get it. Exactly.
Where do I fit in?
My client is willing to pay
a lot of money
to someone who can convince Ed
that this is an amazing idea.
And maybe even that someone
could become a partner.
Hmm? A win-win.
A win-win...
win.
I like that third W.
That's a lot of wins.
I just can't wait
to be a billionaire
I been in my back end,
ain't no feelings there...
Man, I've missed this rooftop.
The stars look much better
from up here.
I really do
think that.
Could you please
take the grills out?
Oh, um, sorry.
Dex, it's really good
having you up here.
I really missed you.
When you were gone,
I would look
at this picture of us
and remember all the fun times.
I remember this day.
We went paintballing
and lost
because we were on the same team
but you shot me in the head.
- Fun times, man.
- Mm.
I know how busy
and successful you are,
but it means a lot
that you came to see me.
You're my best friend.
Kind of my only friend.
But I am a little concerned.
You know, I think you're missing
some serious opportunities.
You should let these people
open new Good Burgers.
Or at least hear them out.
I'll go with you, you know?
Just make sure
everything is cool.
What is that?
Is that a yes, is that a no?
Would you
take the grills out?
I don't have grills in my mouth.
I just like talking silly.
But, yeah, if you want me
to do it, I'll do it.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Gonna get it
on the east side
- Yeah!
- That's it.
Dude,
I'm glad you're back.
Mmm...
Oh, fellas.
Thanks for joining me.
- Thanks for being joined.
- Thanks for buying us lunch.
- You are paying, right?
- Of course.
What language is this menu in?
Uh, you might have it
upside-down.
- So I do.
- Look, I'll get to the point.
MegaCorp understands
how valuable Good Burger is.
And if you sign this contract,
uh, it...
- What are you doing?
- Just reading the menu.
What?
You didn't have to turn
upside-down.
You could've just flipped
the menu over.
Oh, now it's all
upside-down again!
Oh, okay. Oh.
Knock it off.
Huh, much better.
Cool.
Uh, now, I know
you have concerns.
I want you to understand,
you're still going to be
the face of Good Burger
but bigger than ever.
Ugh, but I like my face
the size that it is.
Gentlemen, have we decided?
I'll do the fettuccini Alfredo.
Whoa, how did you know
his name was Alfredo?
My name is Maurice.
Alfredo is the sauce.
- Mm.
- Well, I will have
one of whatever
the most expensive thing is.
Classy. And for you?
Oh, I'll have a burger.
Would you like soup or salad?
A super salad? What does
a super salad look like?
What is its superpowers?
How did it get superpowers?
Was it bitten by
a radioactive cucumber?
Salad it is.
Oh, cool.
Nothing's gonna happen
to the original Good Burger.
Employees will keep their jobs.
In fact...
we're gonna
give everybody raises.
Oh, you hear that?
This is going to be a winning
situation for everybody.
- Would I steer you wrong?
- Dex is my best friend.
If he thinks it's right...
I do. I think
it's the right thing to do.
Then I'll do it. Yeah.
Fantastic. All right.
Let's make it official.
All I need here
is your signature
and we good to go.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
It is a pleasure
doing business with you.
Water?
I think so.
Let me see.
Hmm? Hmm. Hmm?
Hmm!
Oh, yeah, that's water.
None for me, thanks.
I feel good, I feel great
I got sun kissing
on my face
There's something
about today...
Milkshake?
Mia. Milkshake?
They're for you.
I mean, milkshake, anyone?
You were just right here.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
- I hope you enjoy it.
We put fries
in the burger piata.
- Very hygienic.
- Yeah.
Thanks for throwing the party.
Uh, these are our boyfriends.
- Kenny.
- And Benny.
Uh, hi.
Don't freak out, Ed.
Just smile and nod
like everything isn't twice.
Here's how we met.
I was cooking,
and this hottie walks in.
I was like....
He orders
a Good Burger, Good Fry,
Good Shake, Good Chili,
Good Chunks.
No! That is too much.
I'm sorry, Ed's gotta make
a little speech. Excuse us.
We didn't
even get to the good part!
It's a great day
for Good Burger, isn't it?
It's beautiful. It's going
to be a day to remember.
That's right.
Hey, everybody!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Welcome to the French-fries-ing
of Good Burger.
- Franchising!
- I didn't want to do it,
but Dex convinced me
it'd be good for us.
Guess it's true. Everybody
that works at Good Burger
is getting a raise!
Yay, Dex!
Yeah, I want to hear some music!
Hit it, Yung Gravy!
You got it, baby.
Cook it up just right
by my side
We're grooving
Saddle up,
let's ride in the sky
We're grooving
You know I got you for life
We sauce it up every time
Cook it up just right
by my side
It's Gravy's delight
So, um, I guess
your mom's not coming?
Yeah, I asked, and I think
her exact words were "Hell no."
Okay.
Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy!
What's going on?
I am having a blast!
I'll tell you what's going on.
Now that we own Good Burger,
we're going to make changes.
What kind of changes?
First, we're shutting down
this store.
Oh, yeah, that's right!
We're gonna party all night!
- Shut it down!
- Shut it down!
Shut it down! Shut it down!
- Shut it down! Shut it down!
- You guys are hysterical!
I don't think you understand.
We're gonna close this place.
- You're all fired.
- I like that, fired!
Fired, heh! Fired, heh!
It's hot!
We're fired, we're fired!
Oh, whoo! Fired! Fi--
Oh, you mean we're really fired.
We thought
we were getting raises.
I don't understand.
You just said...
Wait, relax, everybody.
Now, we're still partners
on this,
and that is not the deal.
We said that nobody's
getting fired.
- Yeah.
- According to this contract
you signed without reading,
we can do anything.
It also says we're not partners.
Matter of fact, hey...
you just got hustled
by a real hustler, playboy.
Get off me.
And now,
time for my grand speech.
I'm totally not having fun anymore.
Uh, I want to thank y'all
for coming out
and celebrating this
Good Burger's farewell party.
Make some noise!
That's right,
this location is shut down.
Do me a favor. My clients
do not like trespassers.
And right now,
you're all trespassers!
Please leave. Bye. Now!
Have a nice day.
How are we supposed to have
a nice day after what you said?
This is all your fault.
You said everything
was going to be okay.
- Well, it's not.
- Hold on, hold on.
They screwed me
out of money, too.
Why would they do this?
Now we're all out of jobs.
Who's gonna hire Ruth?
She's practically dead.
- No offense.
- It's okay, sweetie.
My heart stopped
four times this week.
Well, this isn't my fault.
You seem to have to say that
an awful lot.
I guess my mom was right
about you.
Mia, come-- Mia!
Don't leave it like this, y'all.
Come on. I didn't know
this was gonna happen.
- You gotta believe me.
- It's okay.
I wish you didn't tell me
to sell Good Burger.
You know what,
you can have this photo.
It doesn't bring me
happiness anymore.
This was not my fault!
This was all my fault! Oh, man!
I saw a solution to my problems
and rushed into it
without even thinking.
All I had to do
was read the contract.
But I'm always looking
for the quick fix--
I could fix that real quick.
No! Oh, man, I was gonna
pay my sister back!
And now a whole bunch
of new people hate me.
I just don't get it.
MegaCorp does not need
to close down Good Burger.
There's got to be
something we can do.
Tickle 'em.
I'm gonna line them up
- and tickle 'em real good.
- Ed, what are you doing?
Huh? I'm playing Bunny Smash.
Yeah, it's my favorite game.
You get bunnies, you tickle 'em,
and if they laugh,
you get a carrot!
Ed, come on, man, focus!
How could you be playing
a game at a time like this?
I'm trying not to think
about Good Burger.
Oh, now I'm thinking about
Good Burger.
- We gotta do something!
- I know what we could do.
We can get random celebrities,
get 'em all together,
and have them sing a song
about saving Good Burger.
There's a burger place...
On each and every street
But there's only one
that matters
When you need
something good to eat
Today is the day
When all dudes must unite
To come and dude together
For a cause
that is just right
Give Good Burger back
- Come on!
- Give Good Burger back
- I...
- Eh, I don't know. But maybe.
You've gotta
give it back now
Give Good Burger back
Give Good Burger back
No, we're not gonna do that.
But we're not just gonna
sit here. You know what?
Let's go over to MegaCorp,
have a reasonable conversation,
and get them
to change their minds, right?
- That's a plan.
- Yeah, dude.
Y'all can't mess
with the club
Club, club, club,
club, club
Y'all can't mess
with the club
Club, club, club,
club, club
Y'all can't mess
with the club
Y'all can't
never understand it
On another level,
another bandwidth
Oh, I'm in the club
with my sandwich
Yo, call that
a club sandwich
Whoo, everybody in the club
know how to dance
I care about the music
don't care about the bands
Not about the jelly,
only eat it for the jams
Put the boogie in the van
Uh, yes, sir, howdy-doo?
You may go ahead
and tell the head of MegaCorp
that Ed and Dex is here
to see them.
You can go on ahead
and let us in
because we are not taking no
for an answer.
- It's Jimathy, Security.
- Ed and Dex are here to see 'em.
- Ed and Dex are here to see you.
- Demand. Not taking "no."
They demand to see you and
will not take no for an answer.
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
Head on in.
Go up to the top floor.
- Oh! Come on.
- We can go in?
- That easy?
- No!
You're also going to need
your visitors' passes.
That's okay,
we already have our own.
We already have our own.
Have a MegaCorp day!
- This is a big office.
- Yeah.
Ed and Dex.
We've been expecting you.
I want you to say hello
to the new owner of Good Burger.
That's right, it's me.
Uh, I have no idea
who you are.
- Yeah, you don't seem familiar.
- Uh-uh.
Katt Bozwell.
- Nope.
- I got nothing.
Well, surely you remember
my older brother, Kurt.
He opened Mondo Burger
across from Good Burger.
Then, thanks to you two,
Mondo Burger went under.
And my brother went to jail.
Yeah, of course we remember.
- Hmm.
- I don't.
You sure you're not confusing me
with a different Ed
that worked at Good Burger
across from Mondo Burger,
who created a secret sauce
your brother tried to steal?
Ed, she didn't say anything
about the sauce.
Oh, so I do remember.
You two dest--
- Cecil.
- Huh? Oh!
Help me out of the egg.
You two destroyed my family.
And I've been planning
my revenge ever since.
It's very sweet.
I own Good Burger now.
We're going to open
Mega Good Burgers
in cities all over the world.
Mm-hmm. From Hollywood
to Hong Kong.
Hong Kong's not a city,
it's the name of an ape.
Nope, that's the wrong Kong.
Is Wrong Kong
the name of the ape?
- What?
- King Kong.
Oh, the game with the paddles?
- Ping-Pong.
- Oh, the sound a doorbell makes.
- Ding-dong!
- What?
Please stop! Silence.
The point is, I'm finally
living up to my family's dream.
But this time, it's called
Mega Good Burger.
You didn't have to fire
everybody from Good Burger.
Can't you consider giving
their jobs back?
- No!
- Uh-uh.
No, we cannot. Because
we don't need you anymore.
We don't need any employees.
That's the best part.
I'll explain over lunch.
You boys like burgers, right?
Is lunch happening now?
- Follow her.
- Okay.
Open!
Open!
This way.
Sit!
Who's hungry?
Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
home of the Mega Good Burger.
Can I take your order?
Whoa!
It's like looking at a mirror
with my picture taped on it.
- What?
- All Mega Good Burgers
will be fully automated,
and, as you can see,
Ed is still the face
of Mega Good Burger.
I would like
one Mega Good Burger,
one order of Mega Good Fries,
and one chocolate
Mega Good Shake, please.
One Mega Good Burger,
One Mega Good Fry,
One Mega Good Shake.
That'll be $8.
Oh.
Payment accepted. Your meal
will be out momentarily.
You can feel it
when payment's accepted.
- Ooh!
- Man! Oh!
You put the laser on the meat.
Then the "pfft."
Ed's Sauce.
My Ed's Sauce.
- They got my sauce.
- I know, that's my fault.
There we go, ooh!
- Juicy lettuce, yeah.
- Wow!
Yes!
Okay...
Faster.
Faster.
- Nice.
- Where-where did it go?
Oh, where'd it go?
Oh!
It's there.
Here's your meal. Thank you
for choosing Mega Good Burger.
I know, thank me.
Wow, an efficient Ed.
It's like he's me.
But I'm me!
Maybe we're both me!
If you're a me,
when's my birthday?
Sorry, I do not have the answer
to "when is my birthday?"
Oh, whoa! I don't know
when my birthday is either!
Wow, this is so weird, dude!
Ed, that is a robot you.
MegaCorp wants to replace
everybody with Ed robots.
We call them Ed-amatronics.
It's pretty clever.
I came up with it.
Picture it.
No more annoying employees
with their annoying problems,
like getting sick
or asking for a raise or,
"I need to go to the bathroom."
Well, too bad, so sad.
Not on my dime.
You poo on your own time!
Zero employees, maximum profits.
See? Why does everyone call you
a lousy businessman?
- I don't get it.
- Everyone thinks I'm lousy?
- Uh, yes.
- Oh.
Oh, wait, I forgot.
There's more.
- Follow me.
- More?
Welcome to the control room.
Okay, this is starting to feel
like you're bragging now.
In this one room,
I can manage
all Mega Good Burger locations
at once.
Watch this.
Dallas!
Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
yee-hoo!
- London.
- Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
- milady.
- Madrid, Spain.
Didn't have to say
the "Spain" part.
Bienvenido a Mega Good Burger.
- Pick a place, any place.
- Tokyo.
Tokyo!
This is all pretty incredible.
I mean, you'll never
get away with this.
Oh, but we will.
In 24 hours, our grand opening
launches worldwide.
You know what, I'm gonna
give you one last chance.
Give us Good Burger back,
or else.
Or else what?
Um, I don't know.
I didn't
totally think that through.
Oh, I think we're out of time.
Oh, hey, dudes.
Can I offer you boys
a lift home
in one of our self-driving
delivery cars?
That's okay.
- We got our own ride.
- Yeah.
Oh, you mean this one?
Pull up the car.
- That's it.
- Oh, yeah.
That's my whip, yeah.
No!
You hate to see that happen.
Why?
You evil woman!
Maybe we should've used
Burn No More.
You know, I think
we will take that ride now.
That's what I thought.
Okay, now wait.
You don't have to push me!
- Open door.
- Whoa!
Now, that's cool.
Whoa!
Bye!
I can't believe that lady.
Super efficient Ed bots.
And her incredible technology
and genius business model.
And this dumb, amazing,
self-driving car!
This button makes the window
go up and down.
All cars can do that.
Not ones
that don't have windows.
Oh, wait a second.
Why did we just turn left?
How does this car know
where we're going?
The windows stopped windowing.
- That's because I locked them.
- Who said that?
- It is I, Katt.
- Who?
Oh, really, guys? New owner
of Mega Good Burger,
- Kurt's sister getting revenge?
- Oh, that Katt.
I hope
you're enjoying the ride.
It's the last one you'll take.
The last one
in this particular vehicle,
or the last one as in something
bad is about to happen?
- The second one.
- Oh.
It's getting aggressive.
All right,
we gotta get control of it!
- You got it!
- No! Oh, no!
All right! I got it.
Oh, man, I got it. Come on!
This is hard to steer. Help me!
Okay!
Look out! Ice cream truck!
Oh, construction!
I'm blind!
I'm gonna die!
He's gonna die!
She's gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
Whoa, lady!
Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall!
Whoa!
I got an idea.
Okay, we gotta find a park.
This is not the time
for a picnic.
We are trapped in
an out-of-control vehicle.
You think I want
to have a picnic?!
Right, we don't have a blanket.
Oh, but I do have some Brie.
Oh! Oh, my Brie!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Look out!
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Okay!
It's working! Let's hold it like
this until it runs out of power.
How long
is that gonna take?
Depends on how much power
is left.
Power thingie is on F
for "fairly empty."
- No!
- Huh?
F is for "full," Ed!
Oh, this is gonna
take a while, dude.
Oh!
Thank goodness that's over.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
Spinny thingie!
What's that? Where you going?
Haven't we spinny-thingie'd
enough?
- Spinny thingie!
- Oh, yep, I'm gonna be sick.
I'm gonna be sick.
Good Burger was my life, Dex.
I can't work
at another burger place.
There's not gonna be any.
Unless there's another job
I can do.
Maybe I could be a...
Heart surgeon!
Whoa, this body's
full of ketchup!
Wait, that's not ketchup!
Or a world-famous opera singer.
I'm a dude, he's a dude,
she's a dude
We're all dudes
Or a weather man.
All you gotta do
is press the button,
- weather shows up behind you.
- Okay, huh.
Or a movie star.
In a world
of fast-food chaos,
two dudes set out
to cure the world's munchies
in Doordash Dudes 2:
A Time to Deliver.
Gotta be honest, I don't
see you as any of those things.
Oh, what am I gonna do?
What are either of us gonna do?
This is messed up.
Yeah, but it's worse for me.
I have a family
and mouths to feed.
You don't have to worry
about that.
Your family hates you
and you have stock market.
Well, actually, Ed,
I haven't been
totally honest with you.
I'm not as successful
as you think I am.
As a matter of fact,
I lost everything.
I came to see you because
I had nowhere else to go.
I knew you would help me because...
well, you're a good friend.
But I haven't been
a good friend to you.
I'm so sorry
I messed everything up.
But there's still time.
I'm gonna get you your job back.
I'm gonna get everybody
their jobs back.
Okay, well, where's he gone now?
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order, doggy?
I'd better hurry.
Here you go.
Hey, everybody!
I'm glad you could all make it.
I can't believe you got Good
Burger to give us our jobs back.
We're so excited.
Hearing I got my job back
makes me feel much better.
I thought
I'd never see Mia again.
I-I mean, see any of you again.
- You guys are like family.
- Aw...
Well, uh, I have something
I need to tell you all.
- We don't have our jobs back.
- Are you kidding?
- But you just said that--
- You literally just called
- and said we had our jobs back.
- Yeah.
Hey, everybody.
I asked Ed to get you here
so we could talk.
I didn't know he was
going to mention your jobs.
I thought he'd say
something like,
"Want to come
play Bunny Smash?"
Or, "Y'all want to hang out
'cause we're still friends?"
We don't
want to talk to you.
I know I messed up.
I'm truly sorry.
I'm gonna prove it.
But this is bigger
than Good Burger.
This is about millions
of fast-food workers
all over the world.
We have to do something.
Yeah.
- Yes, Mr. Jensen?
- To be clear,
- we don't have our jobs back?
- Sadly, no.
But Ed and I have a plan.
We're gonna
get Good Burger back.
And to do that, we're gonna
take down MegaCorp.
We just need some help.
- Nope.
- We're supposed to believe
you care about people
other than yourself?
Sorry, we're not buying it.
I'm going home.
Mom, I'm home!
You're sleeping
in the tub tonight.
- Guys, let's go.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
- I have something to say.
- Huh?
We can't give up.
Uh, is that it, Ed?
Mmm!
You know what, Ed is right.
- We can't give up.
- We're a family.
We're not going down
without a fight!
Great speech, Dad!
Y'all got all of that
from what Ed said?
- Yeah, pretty much.
- Yeah.
Motivation.
So, Dex, what's your plan?
Oh, okay, great.
Yeah, um, ahem.
All right, well, tonight
50 Good Burgers
are going to be opening
in cities across the world.
Now, MegaCorp relies
on its technology
to set themselves apart
from the competition.
We destroy the technology,
we destroy MegaCorp.
We destroy MegaCorp,
we get Good Burger back.
Look, this is
MegaCorp's headquarters.
We need to get
into their control room
so that Mia,
our computer genius,
can get into their master server
and disable the robots.
- Oh, wait...
- Robots?
- Real robots?
- What robots?
I might need to back up.
I-I came
as fast as I could.
Thanks for getting us
our jobs back, Ed!
Well...
I'm at the grand
opening of Mega Good Burger.
Ms. Bozwell, your thoughts?
Very soon, my family's dream
of global fast-food dominance
will be a reality.
And so will
sweet, sweet revenge.
Did you just say
"sweet, sweet revenge"?
No, I didn't.
You just said that.
Ye-yeah.
Yes, Peggy?
We are at the grand opening
of Mega Good Burger.
Where do you think
you're going?
Uh, we're a news crew
following a very important
news story for our news program.
Uh, yes, and, um, I have
this brand-new animatronic
server bot
that needs to get
in the restaurant, stat,
and switch out the faulty one
that's in there
and replace it with
this new one.
I've never
seen one up close.
Wow, they look real.
Feel real.
- Even smell real.
- Hmm.
Why would you put
a booger in its nose?
Stop touching the merchandise.
It's delicate.
- We need to get inside.
- You need to show me ID first.
- ID? ID?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mega Good Burger is opening
in less than an hour,
and it cannot open properly
if this robot is not in place.
And you're asking about an ID?
Do you have an ID?
Everybody's gonna want to know
the name of the dummy
who held up opening
Mega Good Burger!
There's no need for that.
Come on in.
- Have a MegaCorp day.
- Thank you. You, too.
- Let's go.
- Whoa, not you.
Press entrance
is on the other side.
- But, uh--
- "But, uh--"
- "Bu, bu."
- Other side!
Well, uh, we have been denied
entry to the building!
We are being escorted out
by security!
Well, what do we do now?
Oh, control room!
- Mr. Jensen, can you hear me?
- What are we gonna do?
You were supposed
to get everyone out.
Hey, stop right there!
Stay perfectly still.
- Is there a problem?
- Oh, yeah.
You're going the wrong way.
The restaurant's thataway.
Oh, well, that is
a horrible blunder.
Thank you for pointing us
in the right direction.
You should probably get back
to your station.
Nonsense, I'll take you there.
Like you said, this is
way too important.
- We did say that, didn't we?
- We did.
- Follow me.
- Okey dokey.
We got caught.
Okay, we'll try and find
another way in.
Try? Mr. Jensen, please tell me
you got this.
All right.
I've got this.
Let's get Ruth and Ed 2.
Okay, boss.
Ladies and gentlemen,
do you know what time it is?
It's show time! Hit it!
- Fireball
- I saw, I came, I conquered
Or should I say I saw,
I conquered, I came
They say the chico on fire
and he's no liar
While y'all slippin'
he runnin' the game...
Whee! Whee!
Whee! Ooh!
I-I think they're about to do
the finale.
That's gonna be amazing!
Sticks and stones
may break my bones
But I don't care
what y'all say
'Cause as the world turns,
y'all boys gonna learn
That this chico right here
don't play
That boy's from the bottom,
bottom of the map
M-I-A, USA
I gave Suzie a little pat
Up on the booty, and she
turned around and said
Walk this way
Just stay calm and be still.
Oh! Just got to fix one last
little flabber-jabber here.
Just need to do
some screwdrivering.
Thank you for showing us
the right place.
No prob.
Nope.
- What's so funny?
- I was just thinking about
"screwdrivers" is a funny word.
- That's so funny.
- Right?
I never thought about it
like that.
It is pretty funny.
Screwdriver!
A screw can't drive!
- That was close.
- Finally.
I thought I was gonna fart
the whole time.
Ew! Okay, we just need--
Oh, just--
- What do I do now?
- Mess up orders or something!
Oh, but I'm nervous!
Paris, check. Tokyo, check.
London, check. Berlin, check.
- The countdown is in about--
- Hey, guys.
Here's the radioactive material
you ordered.
- We didn't ask for that.
- That looks dangerous.
- Get that out of here.
- Excuse me.
Oh! Oh, no!
Radioactive material's
getting all over!
I'm so sorry. I was just looking
for the bathroom. I got it.
Don't touch that!
Don't breathe that in!
Too late.
Don't... feel good.
- What's in that stuff?
- She'll be all right.
Um, actually,
my face kind of hurts.
Anyone know
where the nurse's office is?
- No.
- Whoa.
- No! No!
- Whoa!
No! No!
Is it that way?
Oh, I'll follow you.
I'll follow you.
Control room secured!
- Shoot!
- Mia?
I don't know what's happening,
but I'm excited.
- You in a bad mood?
- I'm happy.
Oh. That's what it looks like.
All right.
Okay, when I give the word,
we will unlock the doors.
And I'm going to order the first
official Mega Good Burger
of the new fast-food era
from this magnificent
technological marvel.
You're going to change
the world, my friend.
Oh, no.
Did y'all program this robot
to fart?
Uh, no.
- Run!
- Get them!
It's a security breach!
We've got
a security breach!
Are you serious?
We got a security breach!
That's why I take the batteries
out of my walkie.
Ugh! Did you fart?
- No!
- No, it was him.
I don't know what to do!
Whoa, dude!
Good thinking, Ed!
Whoo!
You're ruining my outfit!
Watch the butter!
You're getting it everywhere.
- It's on my shoes, so slippery!
- Sorry, dude!
Run!
I'm going up after them.
Forget it.
I'm going down after them.
Oh. Mia, we found
the control room.
This isn't the control room,
it's just a sign.
- Come on!
- Okay! All right.
Mr. Jensen did it!
Good job, man.
Mia. Mia, you there?
I'm here. I got away.
- For now.
- I'm not surprised.
You were always the quickest
kid on the playground.
- So, where are you?
- Where they cut the potatoes?
Potato room? We're in the
control room. What do we do?
Go to the advanced system preferences
and find the master grid subfolder.
Master grid subfolder, okay.
Whoa, okay,
there's a lot of files here.
Delete just the files
with "/energy" in the name.
This'll disable all the power--
Ow.
- You okay? What's going on?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Help! Help!
Did she say "help"?
- Sounded like she said "snelp."
-"Snelp" is not a word.
Mia! Did you say
"snelp" or "help"?
I gotta go!
You know what to do?
Uh, delete the files.
Just the ones that say
"/energy."
Okay.
Mia, did you say
"snelp" or "help"?
Help!
Whoa! Potato room!
Oh, Mia!
Help, Uncle Dex!
I can't get through!
Help!
No! Help me!
Push, Uncle Dex!
I got you, I got you!
You saved me.
Yeah, I did.
How did you know the tray
would stop the slicer?
I didn't.
So, you thought you'd try
to ruin my big night, huh?
Um, yep, that was
kind of the idea.
"That was kind of
the idea."
Help me help you. Hey.
Um, he's hurt.
He fell in butter.
Boss!
I'm gonna need a raise,
'cause there's been a breach
- in the main control room.
- What?
It wasn't our fault.
In our defense, we were tricked.
No, no. We were being cautious.
There was a tiny science man
- with freaky fluids.
- I don't care.
- Who's up there right now?
- Well, um...
- no one.
- Okay, I need you to find Cecil
and get up there right now.
We go live in five minutes
all over the world!
- Five minutes, five minutes! Go!
- Got it. Got it.
Thank you.
What are we gonna do
with these two?
Uh, we can
just see ourselves out.
No. Take them with you.
They can have
two front-row seats
to watch my dreams come true.
And watch their dreams
being crushed.
Oh.
- All right.
- Ed!
Yeah, almost done!
Yeah, tickle 'em!
Tickle' em good! Yeah.
Ooh, is that Bunny Smash?
- You get to where bunnies fly--
- Hey, goon, focus!
Huh? What? Okay, okay.
All right, I'm going.
Ow!
Okay, okay, yeah.
No, no. No, no, no.
No, no...
No, no. No.
Oh, no. We're fine.
- We're good.
- Everything's fine.
Great.
We're live in 60 seconds.
You hear that? 60 seconds.
Ed, you didn't delete
any of the files?
Mia! Mia, do you read me? Mia?
Yeah, she's still not answering.
Think they got to the computers?
Good evening.
I'm Katt Bozwell, and welcome
to the most monumental event
in the history of fast food.
When I press this button,
all Mega Good Burger locations
around the world
will officially be open
for business.
Are you ready?
I did it!
I mean, we did it.
Come on in.
Whoo! Okay.
I will now place
the first order
of the new fast-food era.
Here we go.
Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
home of the Mega Good Burger.
Can I take your order?
Why, yes, you can.
I would like
one Mega Good Burger
and one Mega Good Fry.
One Mega Good Burger,
One Mega Good Fry coming up.
And there it is.
Here's your burger.
Oh!
Just opening-night jitters.
Here's your fries.
What are you doing?
Hit 'em with the sauce
Oh, wait! Wait!
Wait! Stop!
Would you like
a Mega Good Shake with that?
No!
Oh! What is happening?!
- Okay, what is happening?
- Instead of deleting the files,
I just reprogrammed it
so everything would go
wackadoo all over the world,
in every location.
Hello, may I have
one Good Burger, please?
You're a nitwit, he's a nitwit,
she's a nitwit,
you're all nitwits!
That's not very nice.
Goodbye, nitwit.
Yee-haw!
Control-alt-delete.
- It's too much.
- Got to do something!
Hit 'em with the sauce
Make it stop! Make it stop!
We're trying. Nothing's working!
- Try! Do something!
- No! No! I'm done.
- I'm done.
- No, come back here!
Okay, it's on you.
- You can do it.
- I'm also done.
Where you going? What?
I'm gonna lose everything!
My Lamborghini, my house!
Goons, goons! Help me, goons!
- No!
- Uh-uh. I'm out of here!
Help, don't run!
Help, don't run!
It's over. We're ruined.
Forget this. I quit.
You win! You can have
Good Burger back.
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- We did it!
- Aw, man!
Please don't leave!
- Bye!
- Bye!
This is much more entertaining
- than turning the power off.
- Uh-huh.
Bye-bye, fake, punk-ass
Mega Good Burger!
Bye-bye!
You ruined my big night!
No!
Put me down!
Why do you have ketchup
and mustard?
Why is it pointing at me?
I made you! No!
No, no, no, no!
Ha-ha, ketchup, mustard!
Hello?
Can someone get me down?
You got a little schmutz here.
Oh, do I?
Katt got ketchup and mustard
on her face!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
Katt got mustard
and ketchup on her
Katt got mustard
and ketchup on her face
On her face!
Get me down!
Get me down! Ugh!
Thanks again for saving my life.
Come on, you're family.
I'd do anything for you.
Dex, Ed, I'm sorry!
Bye, Katt!
No, no, no, no! Don't leave me!
- Come back!
- Let's reopen Good Burger!
- Yeah!
- Mia, you're o... kay.
I mean, you're all okay.
- Good to see you, too, man.
- It's okay, Mr. Jensen.
You got this.
Oh...
- So, what happened?
- We thought the plan
was to turn off the power.
Yeah, well,
Ed had a better plan.
I figured turning off
the power to all the restaurants
would only delay the opening
and not be enough impact
to put MegaCorp out of business.
So, I hacked into
the master server.
All I had to do was modify
the control prompts.
- Yeah.
- Wait, what?
So, basically, he reprogrammed
the robots to go wackadoo.
That's my dad.
And so, while MegaCorp
and all of the new Good Burgers
are officially out of business,
the original beloved Good
Burger is back for good.
Yeah, that's right.
We back, baby!
- We're back!
- They're back.
- Back to stay!
- Good job. Oh!
- Whoa!
- Oh, that was lovely.
- Yo, congrats on the reopening.
- So much better without robots.
- Thanks, goons.
- Yeah.
He's right. We just proved
something important.
People will never
be replaced by technology.
No machine can do a job
as efficiently as a human.
Excuse me, I asked for no ice,
but there's ice.
Ah, no prob, dude.
Just get up in there.
Oh, there we go, like that.
Ha! Human efficiency!
I'll get you another one.
Hey, Ed,
can I get one Good Burger
and one good apology
from my brother?
One Good Burger and one
good apology from my brother.
Charlotte?
- You're here!
- Hold that thought.
Can I get a side of fries
with that?
- Go on.
- I'm glad to see you.
- And I'm sorry--
- Hold on a second.
- Yep.
- Can I get some pickles
and some cheese and one
of them chocolate milkshakes?
Continue.
I was trying to say
that I was sorry.
- For everything.
- Hey, Mom.
Well, I was going to stay mad,
but thank you
for what you did for my baby.
We're family, and that's
more important than money.
I love you.
I love you, too!
But I get to eat free
for life, right?
- Yes, of course.
- Mm! Good brother.
Can I get four more burgers?
I think I want onion rings.
I heard they was nasty,
but I want 'em 'cause they free.
I want shredded cheese
on the pastrami
you're gonna make for me.
I know y'all got pastrami.
I'm a dude, he's a dude,
she's a dude
We're all dudes, hey
- What you want to eat tonight?
- A salad or something.
- Salad?
- Salad.
That's your niece.
- Get her a head of lettuce.
- Okay.
I mean, that all sounds costly,
but it's worth it.
I got my family back.
And I got my friends back.
We will never
let anybody destroy
this incredible restaurant
ever again.
Oh!
Hey, got the new Burgermobile.
Now I need to learn
how to drive.
Ed, aren't you gonna
say something?
There's only one thing
left to say, Dex.
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.
Can I take your order?
It's another day
to be better than yesterday
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Got everything I need
and I got no stress in my way
- No stress, no stress
- Ooh, ooh, ooh
You thought about what to do
with your billion-dollar idea?
Permanent ice?
It's a horrible idea.
That's too bad.
I figured out how to make it.
- Say what?
- Yeah, check it out.
Wow, check it.
Whoa! You did it.
Yeah, we're geniuses!
We're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
Remix!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
Permanent ice. This is
the greatest product ever.
I'll give you $5 million
for five percent.
What about 10 million
for zero percent?
Deal.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm feelin' G-O-O-D
That means I'm good
if you know me
I got my family
And all of my dudes
I see you!
I'm not down
in the dumps now
I'll be shining
like the sun now
- What a view
- Whoa, feels good
- Let's go!
- So smile with me
Come on, show those teeth
We don't need no beef
Unless it's a Good Burger,
unh, unh, come on!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
Hey, Cindy-sometimes-Mindy
and Mindy-sometimes-Cindy,
- what's up?
- Hey, Ed!
Now that it's so busy
at Good Burger,
we could really use some help
in the kitchen.
So, we were thinking
maybe you could hire
our sister, Lindy.
Hi, I'm Lindy.
- What do you think?
- Oh, no.
No, no, no, no--
- We're all dudes
- Yeah, Good Burger 2!
Oh, oh, watch this.
Oh, two
'Cause we're all dudes
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
Ah, the life
of a Good Burger employee.
Or boss.
Part three,
we're going to space!
Cut.
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude
She's a dude,
we're all dudes, hey!
Jazzy
There's a burger place
On each and every street
But there's only one
that matters
When you need
something good to eat
Today's the day
When all dudes must unite
To come and do it together
For a cause
that is just right
Give Good Burger back
Give Good Burger Back
You gotta
give Good Burger back
Come on
and give Good Burger back
But those Mega jerks
screwed us over
Gave everyone the sack
Now you gotta
give Good Burger back
You gotta give it back now
- Give Good Burger back
- Hey
You gotta
give Good Burger back
You gotta give it back now
- Give Good Burger back
- You took it away from us
No, now you gotta
give Good Burger back
You gotta give it back now
You took it away,
you took it away from us
No, now you gotta
give Good Burger back
You gotta give it back now
Give Good Burger back
Give Good Burger back
Thank you so much, ah
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