Stephanie AIDS

Stephanie AIDS (D'Arcy Carden) is a 17-year-old high school senior at Hamilton High School and an Iraq war veteran.
Stephanie was born with a 24GG breast size and has had an hourglass figure since birth prompting the newspaper headline: "Va-Va-Voom, This Baby's Sexy." Her mother died in childbirth when Stephanie's curves broke her pelvis. Stephanie would soon go on to be one of the world's youngest burlesque dancers.
At the age of thirteen, Stephanie faked some documents in order serve in the United States military during the Iraq war. When she returned from her tour in Iraq, Stephanie was very happy and her grades improved. Additionally, her family life improved after her tour, which was her original reason for joining the military. 
A film about Stephanie's time in the military is being produced. Bradley Cooper (whom Stephanie considers to be the United States' greatest actor) is signed on to play her and Ryan Gosling (Stephanie's second favourite living actor) will be playing the 7-year-old Iraqi child that Stephanie killed by choice.
Stephanie was involved in student government and was Sam Weatherman's favorite student. After graduation, Stephanie plans to go to USOM (the University of Somalia) to major in pirating. At the end of her junior year, Stephanie cut off the principal's ear and kept it in her glove compartment.
During her senior year of high school, she was the head of the prom-planning committee. Panning prom nearly killed Stephanie because she only learned the prom's theme ("This Is Gay") two weeks before prom was scheduled.
When Todd Padre locked all the prom citizens inside the prom, Stephanie constructed a dirty bomb (an Acme style bomb covered in dirt) and blew up a lot of people, but eventually made her way out. She left with her prom date Richard Handson (whom she had a nice time with after prom).
After the great prom debacle, Todd, disoriented and looking AIDS medication, came to Stephanie's bedroom in the middle of the night and apologized for ruining her prom. She was later kidnapped by the hosts of the Teacher's Lounge and forced to be their guest for episode 6. She planned to press charges for this, but was willing to settle out of court for a 5-way kiss with Bill, Todd, Howard, and Sam. However, initially, only Howard kissed her (on the fingertips).
While Bill, Todd, Howard, and Sam planned their escape from Hamilton High School, Stephanie volunteered to "run interference" by cutting off the principal's other ear or cause a distraction by threatening suicide by Karate. When the FBI arrived at their podcast recording, Stephanie took a dirty bomb out of her backpack. and kissed Bill, Todd, Howard, and Sam before they departed.Category:Characters