Episode 2000

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	The Count greets the viewer and announces that he's going to talk about the number three, so he needs three things to count. He brings in Ryman and Tanya who are dressed in capes and monocles, and proceeds to count: including himself, there are three Counts. After a flash of thunder and lightning, the kids mimic the Count's laugh - now there are three laughing Counts!
 	Film 	Number Three Ball Film: A red ball follows a rollercoaster-like track through checkpoints (each, a set of three) that are counted in voiceover. At the end, the ball is ground up into a powder.
 	Muppets 	Backed by the Monster Mountain Band, Cookie Monster sings "Handful of Crumbs".
 	Film 	Animal camouflage with kid voiceovers.Music: Joe Raposo
 	Animation 	It's a crocodileArtist: Ishu Patel
 	Film 	A clown (Dennis Allen) takes off his make-up. Which face do you like better?
 	SCENE 2 	The Two-Headed Monster reacts to something comical being held in his hands and argues over whether to call it funny or amusing. Bob intervenes to explain that the two words mean the same thing, so there's really no need to argue. The monster accepts this as Bob asks to see what's so funny about what he's holding anyway. As Bob leans in, the monster releases a spring-loaded snake, creating a reaction from Bob. The Two-Headed Monster continues with his funny/amusing assertion.
 	Muppets 	(part 1)
 	Cartoon 	Speech Balloon: I - ice cream.
 	Muppets 	(part 2)
 	Cartoon 	Capital I, he's quite a guy
 	Muppets / Celebrity	Cab Calloway and the Count sing "I Want to Count."
 	Cartoon 	Wrong Way Willie, treasurer of his club, has lost the club's funds. Billy Jo Jive and Susie look for where it may be and discover Willie's had it in his hat the entire time.
 	Film 	Fireworks Alphabet (first half)
 	SCENE 3 	Monster on the Spot: Reporter Telly Monster interupts the broadcast in an attempt to interview Herry Monster about his workout routine. However, Telly (joined by Bob and the kids) finds Herry napping with his teddy monster inside the garage when he expected to see him breaking a vigorous sweat. Herry explains that taking a nap to revitalize his energy is an important part of how he stays healthy.
 	Film 	Fireworks Alphabet (second half)
 	Cartoon 	The front and back of a costumed horse follow an ice cream truck.
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	Letter I (Beep Beep)
 	Film 	Hands build things out of triangles and squares while off-screen voices try to figure out what the constructions will be.
 	Cartoon 	Can you think of words that rhyme with BALL? (voices of Daws Butler and Bob Arbogast).
 	SCENE 4 	Bob attempts to play a rhyming game with the viewer, but Ferlinghetti Donizetti cuts in and slips into a rhyming groove before Bob can finish his instructions. Ferlinghetti suggests rhyming "goose" with "loose," "juice," "moose," and "Dr. Seuss," and spouts out more rhyming examples before Bob gives up on the game and leaves.
 	Cartoon 	Three doctors cure a sick 3.
 	Muppets 	Lefty's boss tells Lefty the plan for what to do with the Golden AN, which they have just stolen. Lefty is to put it in the tan van and give it to Dan, who will take it to Fran. However, Lefty can't remember the plan very well and has to repeat it, which results in a police officer named Stan hearing the plan and giving him "ten days in the can for stealing the Golden AN."
 	Cartoon 	Speech Balloon: I for Island.
 	Film 	Gibbons make screeching noises.
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	Three men in a horse costume want three cups of coffee.
 	Song 	David sings "Just Ask" with Susan, Maria, and Olivia on backup.
 	Cartoon 	H - Horse
 	Film 	Sounds Around the House v1: a dripping water faucet, a man playing the violin, a woman vacuuming, a teenager listening to pop music, and a passing elevated train.
 	Cartoon 	Harold and Howard think of H words.Artist: Cliff Roberts
 	Muppets 	The Two-Headed Monster follows the arrows.
 	Cartoon 	A man makes a CASA for both him and his dog, who then makes a CASA for a bird.
center 	Muppets 	
 	Song 	"Cow Dog Song"
 	Cartoon 	Eight spiders subtract themselves.Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	SCENE 5 	The Count is joined by "Count Von Ryman" and "Count Von Tanya" when it's time to say goodbye. The Count says that a little subtraction makes saying goodbye so much sweeter, so he bids them each adieu, leaving himself as the one remaining Count. He announces the sponsors and says goodbye the way they do in Transylvania: "Viszontlátásra!" (or "goodbye" in Hungarian). Bob later announces the CTW slogan (in a rare instance where the logos appear during the credit sequence).
==Notes==
* In addition to performing his characters, Jerry Nelson is heard as the Monster on the Spot announcer.
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 2000
 2000
Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 16