Corn Pop

Corn Pop was a Mesoamerican genetically-modified head of corn who possessed human conscience. He was regailed as a Superhero who possessed incredible strength and exuded corn syrup for use in baking. 
When Joe Biden was a young child on his rice paddy, Corn Pop attacked him with a straight razor, for unknown reasons. This launched a millenias-long feud between the two. In Joe Biden's mind, Corn Pop was his mortal enemy; however, Corn Pop barely even thought about poor old Mummy, spending much of his time gardening and drinking with Dionysus on Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3.
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