Tee-Vee vs. Palpatine vs. Super Secret Police vs. General Grievous

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In the main reactor chamber of the Death Star ll...
Palpatine: Noooooooo!!!
Soul Archer: That's exactly how I feel.
Palpatine: You're not supposed to be in this scene.
Soul Archer dissolves.
Palpatine: Noooooooo!!!
Tie Fighter Pilot: Hi, master.
Palpatine: PICK ME UP, YOU DIMWIT!
Tie Fighter Pilot: Alrighty.
Palpatine lands on the back of the Tie Fighter.
Palpatine: Thanks.
YazzarkYazzarkYazzark
Palpatine fries the Tie Fighter Pilot with Force Lighting.
Palpatine: Force lighting? I'm going to get you for this, you know, Surtatb2007! Now, to Amset Ra's...
San Francisco, California, USA, Wikia HQ...
Tie Fighter: Please prepare for a crash landing.
Palpatine: Oh no...
CRRRRRRRRRRASH!!!!!
Amset Ra: What was that? And who are Tasu Leech and Captain Phasma?
Palpatine: Those two happen to be commanders in the First Order.
Amset Ra: The First Order?
Palpatine: I want to fight at your pyramid today.
Amset Ra: I don't have a pyramid anymore.
Palpatine: Look at the billboard.
Amset Ra look sat a billboard for the World Grand Prix car race.
Amset Ra: Great idea!
Terabyte: Welcome to Amset Ra's Fighting Pyramid at World Grand Prix!
Lighting McQueen: Oh no! Mater's gonna blow up!
KA-BOOM!
Terabyte: What a tragic loss. In the red corner is the TV with Tee-Vee!
Audience: TEEEEEE-VEEEEE!!!!!
Terabyte: In the Green Corner is Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious, aka the Emperor, aka the chancellor! In the Blue Corner is the not-so Super Secret Police, and in the Yellow Corner is General Grievous!
Tasu Leech: Palpatine will win.
Captain Phasma: Fight!
Palpatine: On the second day of sinning, Tee-Vee went back to the beginning.
Audience: *Gasp*. A time bomb!
Captain Phasma: So Palpatine is disqualified.
Palpatine: TRAITOR!
Tee-Vee: UploadJedihologram.exe.
General Grievous: Uh oh...
Tee-Vee: UploadLaser.exe.
BAM!
Captain Phasma: General Grievous is out.
Tee-Vee: UploadMasterBuilderHologram.exe.
Super Secret Police: Get them!
Terabyte: Tee-Vee lured the Super Secret Police out of the pyramid!
Captain Phasma: The Super Secret Police is disqualified so Tee-Vee wins!
Audience: TEEEEEEEEEEE-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the Resistance base...
Palpatine: Attack!
PewPewPewPewPewPewPew!!!!!
Poe: We're under attack!
Palpatine: Obviously.
Poe pulls out his taser and stuns Palpatine.
YazzizYazzizYazziz!!!!!
PewPewPewPewPewPewPew!!!!!
A stray stud hits the camera, blowing the camera up and ending the transmission.
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Category:Season 2
Category:Round 1 Battles