Kawaii Grandpa

== General ==
Category:NattersKawaii Grandpa, 19
Gender: MaleInterested In: Both
Man behind the tortilla
Has lots of animals
Friendly
CHICKENS
Funny
== Personality ==
Actually v nice Literally the worst
Likes Imperator Furiosa way too much
Frequently posts pictures of his chickens Peckle the Natter baby chick, Mama Hen, Henrietta, Gertrude, Laverne, Shirley, Hester, Uno, and Screm
Also frequently posts about his cat and two dogs
Brags too much about being able to work at his local Gay Center and about his boss who is The Coolest
Drinks starbucks way too often
Gives comprehensive sex education better than american schools
Complains a lot
Does Kawaii Grandpa Storytime quite often and never disappoints with his crazy and true stories
== Known Stories ==
Emu War
500 Goats
Wall of Flaming Tumbleweeds
The Dirt Road Story
The Goat Thief
The Peacocks
French Fry Guy
The Consumed Erotic Friendfiction
First Kiss Was an Accident
Gay Haircut
"There can only be One"
The Halloween Incident
Kidnapped by a Baptist Church and Forced to Praise Jesus by 7-11
Furry Ex-Girlfriend
Spoopy Closet
Acquired 4 baby chickens from a strip club at 1AM
== Fun Facts ==
Lives on a farm
Participated in National Novel Writing Month 2016 and won 5 days early
Aunts cat was on Hawaii 5-O
Cousin was on Judge Judy
Was on a scrapped TLC documentary
Was on the front page of the newspaper for being gay
Can cook good fish
knows a lot about rocks