The Haw-Hawed Couple/Quotes

:Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking coffee!
:Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi.
:Marge: You're the worst husband in the world!
:Homer: Yeah?! Well, I wish I'd married Patty and Selma!
:Marge: I wish I'd married Lenny and his friend.
:Bart: Man, Mom and Dad are really goin' at it.
:Lisa: I hope everything's OK.
:(The camera turns to Marge and Homer's bedroom, which reveals it's actually a radio that recorded one of Homer and Marge's arguments. Homer and Marge are actually making love)
:Marge: (on radio) Don't you spit sunflower seeds at me!
:Homer: (on radio) You used to love it!
:Homer: Recording that
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:Homer: They killed Graystache!
:Electrician: (outside Lisa's bedroom window, fixing a transformer) Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! (throws a copy of the book at Homer)
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:(Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.)
:Nelson: Ha-ha! I touched your heart!
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:Milhouse: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
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:Lisa: (to Bart) You actually convinced people not to go to Nelson's party?
:Bart: Yup, he'll be all alone on his birthday. Oh, I wish I could see it. (impersonating Nelson) "Boo hoo, I'm Nelson. (fake crying) No one likes me."
:Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson, how can you be so mean?
:Bart: What are you going do about it? (Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon.) Hey!
:Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others. You are going to that party.
:Bart: Mom, I can't go! No one else is.
:Marge: Well, if nobody else jumped off the Empire State Building, would you not jump?
:Bart: (confused) Kind of.
:Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart. The party will be fun. Nelson's not bad. All he needs is a little kindness. (stifles giggles)
:Marge: Lisa, you're not going to get a husband by being sarcastic.
:Lisa: All right, no husband.
:Marge: You're getting a husband! (to Bart) And you are going to that party.
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:Homer: (tucking Lisa into bed) Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!
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:Bart: Where is Nelson?
:Principal Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
:Bart: What?
:Principal Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there.
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:Homer: No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! (sobs)
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:Homer: (sobbing in tears) Greystach, Greystach!
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:Apu: (reacting to Milhouse trying to hang out again with Bart) Aw, come on, Bart. Throw the dork a bone.
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:Homer: Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.
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:Malucious Krubb: Choice, Greystach defeat me or save the girl. (Angelica is in the hourglass suffocating)
:Homer: (reading) Greystach looked Malucious in the eye and said:
:Greystach: Moustache powers: Activate! (His mustache stretches and folds Maluicious into an envelope, puts him in a mailbox and throws him into a dragon)
:Maluicious: Oh man, I can't believe you beat me but you did!
:Angelica: I somehow escaped from the hourglass!
:(Greystach and Angelica high-five)
:Greystach: Now to go on living! (They drive off in a Ferrari)
:Homer: The End!
:Lisa: Is that really how it ends? What happened to the Melinical council?
:Homer: Uh, they went to Star Wars land and fought star wars.
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:Homer: "Lisa's sleeping over at Janey's. Apparently, her mom makes good mac and cheese."
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