C.O.N.S.U.M.E.D.

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Collab between Yoshfico123 and MasterFrown0704.
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[Legion of Creepypastas] <303> Okay, are we all ready?
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Herobrine> Yes, Everyone's here.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <303> Alright. Let's go over the two months of paperwork that I have assigned.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Batwing4> Why do we need to fill out all this paperwork? Is it something important?
[Legion of Creepypastas] <303> That is classified information.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Batwing4> I don't see how any of this is classified. There's a lot of questions relating to The Kingdom of MCCW on these pages.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Scientress> You're the one who handed them out, 303. Are we planning on doing another raid?
[Legion of Creepypastas] <303> Yes. Those jerks are always mistreating us. They think that we're just some stories waiting to tell some tale about a boat and sail.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Batwing4> I take offense to that.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <303> How?
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Batwing4> Last 9 words of that sentence. Read them, and you'll know why I'm offended.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <303> It's not my fault you're a Bendy Fanboy.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Herobrine> Ugh, here we go again...
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Scientress> Can we focus on the raid please?
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Batwing4> But he- Ugh, fine...
[Legion of Creepypastas] <303> Okay, so what we are going to do to do is plot a full-scale invasion on the MCCW. Our first order of business is to take down Yoshfico123, SCP-Deadlock and TheMysteriousHood, the 3 strongest members of the kingdom. After that, we will place the Kingdom under seige, killing the weaker members of the kingdom. Breaking down the kingdom wall will be tricky, so we'll need some extreme firepower.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Batwing4> Ooh! Can we take down MasterFrown0704 too?
[Legion of Creepypastas] <303> Fine.
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Herobrine> Alright, everyone hand over their paperwork.
*Paper fluttering*
[Legion of Creepypastas] <Herobrine> Once we're done plotting, they stand no chance against us... Project C.O.N.S.U.M.E.D. will be a success... I know it....
*Maniacal laughter*
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Meanwhile at the MCCW Union...
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[Greater Union of MCCW] <Nk-the-epic> Wow. I never thought tonight's sunset would be so beautiful.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> It's almost as beautiful as you.
Nk began to blush a little bit.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Nk-the-epic> Stop it!
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> Why? Am I hurting your feelings?
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Nk-the-epic> Kinda… Not so much, but kinda…
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> Oh come on. It’s not that bad.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Nk-the-epic> Well… I guess it isn’t…
Fico looked back at the sunset. Nk did so, as well.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> But in all seriousness, you’re right. This sunset is one of the best I’ve seen in 2 years.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Nk-the-epic> I wonder what makes it so beautiful?
Fico and Nk’s dating session was interrupted by the small slam of a large, steel door. Fico turned his head. Out of the darkness came Hood.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> Fico, I may have to interrupt your kissy sessions because of some urgent news.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> Kissy sessions?
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> Whatever you and Nk are doing.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> We’re viewing the sunset. That’s all.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> Just come with me. You might want to see it.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> Okay. Sorry Neha, another urgent matter.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Nk-the-epic> No, no. I understand.
Fico walked with Hood into the dark hallway.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> I don’t understand how Neha could fall in love with a Link reskin like you.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> What? What part of your ass did you pull that phrase out of?
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> I didn’t pull it out of my ass. I’m just curious as to how you and Neha got so close.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> She’s just a really close friend of mine. We met on the community; same way as everyone else.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> Everyone on the community knows that you two lovebirds are more than just friends.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> True, but it isn’t polite to rub it in my face like a first grader. Now, what did you want to show me?
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> I found this letter sitting on the large gateway. I barely noticed it. After reading it’s contents, I thought it would be ideal to show you what’s on it.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> Well show me it! If it’s something important, we shouldn’t leave it to die.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> Alright.
Hood reached into his pocket. His hand began to fondle around a little bit before pulling out a folded slip of paper. Folding and crunching noises filled their ears as Hood unfolded the small slip of paper.
Hood read the contents aloud;
“MCCW – WE HAVE TOPPED OUR LIMIT – A REVOLUTION SHALL OCCUR – A NEW ORDER MUST RISE – ARMAGEDDON WILL STRIKE IN NINETY DAYS – MAKE PREPERATIONS – OTHERWISE FUTILE – THE LEIGON OF CREEPYPASTAS STAYS STRONG.”
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> Revolution? Armageddon? New Order? Do you think this could be some kind of warning?
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> Sure seems like it. It’s nothing good, to say the least.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <Yoshfico123> I think we should warn Deadlock.
[Greater Union of MCCW] <TheMysteriousHood> Good idea.
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