Here Comes Aaron

Here Comes Aaron is the 4th season 1 episode of The Adventures of Travis and Tim!. It released on the 20th of October 2019, after two months in writing.
== Cast ==
* Travis
* Tim
* Aaron
* John Fandom
* Tim's gay kid (mentioned)
== Script ==
Tv voice: welcome back to another episode of caught jacking off! This episode, a boy named Matchy is caught jacking off in his classroom!
(John Fandom can be heard screaming from outside)
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Travis: oh, I love this show!
'''
(John fandom bursts through the door)
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John: this is NOT Fandom-appropriate! (Grabs remote) watch this instead! (Changes channel to a family friendly show)
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Travis: THIS is awful, but not as awful as what you've done to my WALL!! Get out of my house!
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John: One more non-fandom appropriate activity and i bomb your house to the ground! (Bursts through wall to get outside)
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Tim: (walks into room) morning, travi- WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR WALL?!
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Travis: It'll be fine in the next scene, just watch.
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(Travis claps his hands twice and the scene changes to the wall being fixed)
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Travis: see?
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Tim: That was definitely something.
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Travis: I have no idea how I am able to do that. Honestly, it freaks me out.
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(Travis claps his hands twice again and a house falls from the sky, landing next to theirs.)
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Tim: hey, who's house is that?
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Aaron: (from outside): MY BONES!!
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Travis: we should greet our new neighbor.
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Tim: I hope they're not gay-
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(John Fandom runs up to Tim and punches him)
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Tim: OW!
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(Travis walks outside)
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Aaron: Thank Sandal you're here. You see, I'm in a bit of a stickier-than-matchy's-desk situation her-
'''
(Travis interrupts)
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Travis: You watch that show too?!
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Aaron: yes, but I don't see why that's important. Anyway, I was making some tea in my marvelous country of England and all of a sudden, I'm dropped into the middle of Martinez.
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Tim: Yeesh, that sucks. One question, though, are you gay?
'''
(John Fandom points his sniper rifle at Tim's head)
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Tim: I meant happy, JOHN!
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John: im watching you…
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Aaron: I'm not happy at all.
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Travis: Great! You'll fit right in.
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Tim: so I don't get to shoot anyone?
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Travis: not this time, Tim. Not this time.
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Aaron: hey, can i ask for a favor?
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Travis: sure, what is it?
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Aaron: can you help me tidy my place up? It's a total mess.
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Travis: sure, I'd be happy to help you!
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Aaron: Great! Uh, just a warning, it may take a while.
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Travis: eh, it's fine, we can just- (opens the door and sees how much of a mess Aaron's house is) oh my holy Jesus.
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Catholic Travis: (in the distance) our God is an awesome god!
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Aaron: while you do that, I'll go over to the hospital. (Limps offscreen)
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Travis: where's Tim?
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(Tim is being interrogated by John Fandom)
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Tim: You pull your pants right back up, Mr. Fando-
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(Cuts back to Travis, who is visibly shocked.)
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Travis: I knew that there was something off about Mr. Fandom.
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(Tim crawls into the frame covered in blood and some white sticky stuff, possibly blue)
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Tim: It's glue and jelly, I swear.
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John: it better be.
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Travis:S-sure Tim.
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John: i am THIS close to fucking your shit up.
'''
(Aaron walks out of his house)
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Travis: werent you just in the hospital?
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Tim: just go with it, lock is a lazy piece of shit.
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Aaron: Finished cleanin- wait is that cum?
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John Fandom: Back to the hospital you go.
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Aaron: Bring it on bi-
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(Cut to a shot of an ambulance going past, Aaron is screaming)
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Tim: so what was this episode about again?
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Travis: Meeting Aaron.
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Tim: who's Aaron?
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Travis: Who knows?
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(Aaron walks out of his house again)
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(John Fandom rips the frame in half)
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John: This episode is a mess, deleted!
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Tim (from outside of the frame) : No, please! I have kids!
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John: One of them is gay.
'''
Tim: So am I- I mean I have one kid!
John: That's enough.
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