Christmas Dinner

A man once wandered in a forest, and the man wandered upon a table decked with foods of all kind.
He ate it all like a swine, and he fell and was stuck into a vine.
An owl came after the man's cries, and then he was fed with nectar for maybe a year.
In Christmas a convoy of shadowy horsemen arrived, and an axe swung and his heart unwound.
In the same day another man walked upon the table, and that man was invited for their Christmas dinner.
Hesitant to eat another human, he politely refused some foods, and the shadowy horsemen told him that any creature that would instinctively eat others' food is an animal.
He then accepted the whole meal, and the meat was salty, but good.
Category:Weird
Category:Poetry
Category:Christmas