Church of Bartfield

The Church of Bartfield (Bartfiology) is a religion within Polnareffland. The church and its members follow the God of Life, Bartfield. There is evidence of other gods, such as the God of Cum, A. Bitch (God of Individuals Above Gods) and the god who chooses gods. The head priest and Pope is King MoeJoeGames of Iceland.
== Story of Bartfield ==
Bartfield, the present god of life, overthrew the former god of life, Grobletombus, due to his actions that took place in Little Runmo. Bartfield requires that his followers sacrifice a lasagna in the shape of Jomer Arbinson (Jon Arbuckle + Homer Simpson) annually. Bartfield first appeared in Polnareffland using MoeJoe's body as a vessel, which was then killed in unknown circumstances. Bartfield later appeared in a new form, and resurrected MoeJoe. MoeJoe once said that the black hole that appeared during the Conduit event was "Bartfield's Wrath" Bartfield said that it was "hard to keep the universe going." Also stating that if he stopped doing his job the universe would pop out of existence immediately.
== Members of the Church ==
* MoeJoe
* ClackerVolley
* Trigggerr
* Daniel Shell
*Silver
* Caio
*Hellpie
and others i forgot about -MoeJoe
== TheShpy Incident ==
That one time Shpy denounced god himself and and everything god stands for whilst yelling ''I AM ABOVE GOD!''
=== TheShpy incident 2: Robotic Boogaloo ===
Shpy called Bartfield a bitch because he said "you see" and said that Grobletombus was a better god because he did more in a span of one million years compared to Bartfield's less than one.
== Trivia ==
* A. Bitch has one member in his religion, Bitches of A. Bitch Gang.
* Bartfield thinks people calling him a dumbass for small things is funny
* Bartfield always forgets Grobletombus' name so he either calls him Groblefuck or Marbles-for-eyes bitch.
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