Santa Claus

Santa Claus is a 42-million-year-old wizard who lives in Hogwarts. He is the president of Christmas and the owner of over 3,000,000 elves. He is married to Mrs. Claus. And apparently, he knows where we all live.
==Life==
Santa Claus was created by Jesus so kids would care about his birthday. Jesus then created elves to do all of Santa's biddings. Santa built his workshop from nearly pure, soldified hydrogen oxide. In 1356, it was becoming harder for him to deliver Christmas presents, so he made a sleigh that ran on nitrous and rockets. He installed Jarvis in his sleigh to assist him while delivering lame presents for kids. In 1523, he built a larger factory make more toys for mid evil brats. In 1926, Santa was hit hard by the great depression, and lost lotsa money. Today he is suffering from the lack of kids believing in him.
He one day went caroling with Jack Frost for no reason other than to just slap some idiot named The Grinch 10,000,000,000 times.
SO YOU STUPID KIDS BETTER BELIEVE IN SANTA, OR ELSE HE WILL DIE!
== Gallery ==
File:Armedsanta.png|179x179px|You better watch out!
File:Cthulhu santa.jpg|Cthulhu was once forced to fill Santa's role back in the olden days. The Neolithic Decline happened the following year.
File:Sb xmasparty.jpg|Our first Christmas 
== Trivia ==
* A guy dressed up as Santa appeared in Fat Guys In The Woods.
* He has a polar bear clone, which is the father of Mint.
* He was once kidnapped by Lock
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