Gun Fun/Transcript

(The episode begins with the screen having “REC” on it, with Candle Man holding it, it is in the Candle House’s living room)
Candle Man: Previously on Candle Man & Friends…
(A scene of “Robotuczy”, the previous episode, is shown)
Robotuczy: Time to die, Wikia! Three! Two, One-
(The real Candle Man whacks Robotuczy with the frying pan as Robotuczy blows a fuse)
Candle Man: Yeah! (Spins his frying pan around smugly.) Three, two, one, and you died! (Accidentally hits himself with the frying pan.) Ow...
(Scene fades to footage of the Main 4 together, as they pose for a photo on the newspaper. Cue the theme song. Scene then cuts to the Spammers’ lair, the events of “Robotuczy” taking place immediately before this episode.)
Whickey: Candle Man and his stupid friends have ruined our plans for too long! It ends soon and it's going to be really, really bad for Candle Man… (looks down, this time UCP’s dust is shown for about two seconds as the screen cuts to it, then maniacally laughs) 
Kitchen: Hmmm… (looks down too) did you mean… that dust, for Plan B?
Dyaboy: I’m not sure how a piece of dust will help us…
Maps: That’s not just a piece of dust…
Whickey: (rolls eyes) Finally someone knows…
Maps: ...that’s UCP! But Candle Man turned him to dust!
Luis: I think we should revive UCP. I still do too. Woo hoo!
Whickey: Yes, Luis, that’s my plan.
Maps: Oh, I have a secret with UCP…
Gyux: adrijlf5itdrf58tsdurftdifjtledt (subtitles: “Tell us, Maps! Tell us!”)
(Maps is confused)
Kitchen: He said he wants you to tell us your secret with UCP.
Maps: (inhales) At one point I met UCP… but I had this alter-ego called Findmy Spam, in order for people to think I have a sister… and I threw off quite a lot of people… even Candle Man himself!
Gyux: dfghjoiuzgfdfghioolikujzhgfghj (subtitles: “Wow, you really ARE the smartest Spammer, Maps!”)
Dyaboy: Gyux, please. Speak with actual words and not “erogojrhewiopergljeiwoer”. Thank you very much.
Gyux: HRUIEO3ERKFGURIWO3PFGKIEROFGER4! (subtitles: “You do know I have a rare syndrome where I can only speak in gibberish where no one understands what I am saying (except for Kitchen who does understand, but that’s only because we’re twins), right?”)
Kitchen: He said, “You do know I have a rare syndrome where I can only speak in gibberish where no one understands what I am saying (except for Kitchen who does understand, but that’s only because we’re twins), right?”.
Maps: Oh, that explains everything.
Luis: By the way, where is Robotuczy? Because I am wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo!
Whickey: Uhh, I believe those Candle Parasites killed him like how they killed UCP.
(Cuts to the Candle House where the Main 4 are playing video games.)
Candle Man: This game is actually lots of fun!
Limefong: I know, right?
Mystic: Yeah, but why is Limefong always winning?
Shaduck: Because he’s such a “pro”, thinking of us as noobs!
(Limefong wins.)
Shaduck: Wait, why did I agree to play The Grand Theft again?
Limefong: Oh, come on, Duck, no need to whine!
Shaduck: Yes! This game sucks!
Limefong: HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS GAME SUCKS?! It’s the best game EVER!
Shaduck: (Sarcastically) I would like to formally apologize for having an opinion.
Limefong: Besides, we won a tournament for that game together once!
Candle Man: Ugh, anyway, I guess it’s time to go to bed now…
(Cuts back to the Spammers’ lair.)
Whickey: We could maybe talk about our plans tomorrow…
Gyux: w46sdt7gdrt7sgdr6sdgrtg7uhdf6gzrtfg (Subtitles: “We could, indeed, so let’s just sleep.”)
(The other Spammers, except for Kitchen of course, look at Gyux confused.)
Kitchen: Ugh, we could talk about our plans tomorrow and let’s just go to sleep.
(Cuts to morning.)
Luis: Sooo… what was that plan again? Because I am wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo.
Whickey: You already forgot… anyway it’s to revive this piece of… uh, dust, right here… even if he was stupid enough to become one in his own lair.
Maps: (holding the hypno gun) Then again, we wouldn’t have failed our Robotuczy plan if we just used this thing…
Whickey: Wait… (grabs the hypno gun) this hypno gun will be perfect for when UCP gets revived! So no one will be able to stop him this time! Anyway, our current quest is to find a way to revive UCP as revenge for those four little pests ruining all of our plans. One way or another, we will succeed. And we won’t stop trying until we succeed. Got that, my fellow Spammers?
Kitchen, Luis, Dyaboy, and Maps: Got it!
Gyux: werezdr6tfzdrtzdrf! (Subtitles: “Got it!”)
Dyaboy: We need to make sure our plan is fool-proof, and we also need to think everything through. That is the only way we can revive Dust Man!
Kitchen: The Candle Flips suffering equals us not suffering.
Maps: Precisely.
(Cuts to the Candle House’s dining room where the Main 4 are having breakfast)
Candle Man: For some reason, I think the Spammers are up to something again… I mean, they definitely know Robotuczy was defeated…!
Limefong: Jeah, I’ve been feeling the same thing. But we gotta find out what it is before it’s too late, I mean, I don’t wanna be brutally poisoned without even knowing again!
Mystic: Yep, same here… should we spy on them?
Shaduck: Ugh, we're spending most of our time fighting them anyway… what if they aren't actually planning anything?
(The screen zooms out to show that Candle Man, Mystic, and Limefong are gone)
Shaduck: Aaaand they're gone. Typical.
(Cuts to Candle Man, Mystic, and Limefong)
Candle Man: So, uhh… where the flip is Shaduck?
Mystic: It doesn't matter. At least we are doing something without him involved. (With a sly tone in her voice) Now let’s see what this mystery’s all about, shall we men?
Candle Man: Eh?
Limefong: She must be using that detective tone of voice that is common in the movies.
Candle Man: Ooooh, makes sense, but whatever tone she’s using, she’s still the perfect Mystical that she is.
(Limefong just facepalms over the two of them, and looks over at the direction of the Spammers’ lair)
Limefong: Ugh...let’s just get there so we can do the spying.
Candle Man: Yes yes (with a horrible attempt of trying to mimic Mystic’s slyness) let’s do the spyin’.
Mystic: Yeah, you need to work on it.
(The scene cuts to the Spammers’ lair, where Candle Man, Mystic and Limefong hide under a large bush, Candle Man’s flame still visible until Mystic pulls at Candle Man’s face to hide the flame out of view)
Candle Man: OW! MYSTI--
(Limefong shushes at him to make Candle Man keep it down while Mystic glares at him)
Candle Man: (Quieter) Right, sorry. My bad.
(Shaduck teleports there)
Shaduck: Hi guys, what did I miss?
Candle Man: SHHHH! We’re spying on the Spammers!
Shaduck: But what if they are up to nothing, and we’re just wasting our time?
Mystic: Really, they are up to something, I just feel it. 
Shaduck: Fine, then what are they doing?
Limefong: We haven’t seen yet, we keep getting distracted!
(Limefong glares at Candle Man and LImefong)
Shaduck: Please leave this to the professional.
(Shaduck turns invisible and walks straight smack in their room)
Shaduck: Alright, Spammers. Let’s get this over with. What are you up to now?
Whickey: So, let’s go through what we’ve thought of so far. So, the plan is to revive UCP, correct?
Maps: Correct...and whatever it takes to do so, we’ll get it done!
The rest of the Spammers: YEAH! 
(Shaduck’s mouth drops at what he just heard)
Shaduck: WHAT?!
Luis: What was that?!
(Shaduck runs back to the Candle Friends to prevent getting caught)
Candle Man: So? What did you uncover?! 
Shaduck: The Spammers are trying to REVIVE UCP!
Candle Man/Mystic/Limefong: WHAT?!?!
Mystic: You mean THE UCP?!
Shaduck: THERE’S ONLY ONE! Right...
(Candle Man then has vivid flashbacks of Mystic’s death in CMWS, and the final moments of UCP’s deaths, before a flame is seen in Candle Man’s eyes, in fury of this idea of his biggest enemy being revived to be used against the Main 4, as he throws himself to the ground, his flame producing smoke and getting darker in color)
Candle Man: (Trying to control himself) I can’t believe them...reviving that devil that tried to destroy this town...killed my girlfriend...and now they want to bring him back (full on screaming as his voice shakes the ground as the entire town can hear him) I CAN’T BELIEVE THEM!
Limefong: So what are we supposed to do?!
Candle Man: We have to stop them!
Mystic: Wait, we can’t mindlessly just go and fight them like always we need a real plan this time!
Candle Man: Like what?!
Mystic: I don’t know, you should be asking Lime that.
Candle Man: GEE THANKS FOR BEING HELPFU-
(Mystic duck tapes Candle Man’s mouth shut)
Mystic: There, now you guys don’t have to listen to him.
(Candle Man is heard muffling in annoyance)
Mystic: What’s that? You want more duck tape?
(Candle Man shakes his head, not wanting more of the duck tape, until he tears off the tape over his mouth)
Candle Man: No! And why do you even have duck tape?
Mystic: In case someone needs to shut up. Like you needed to...anyways, I’m outta here.
Candle Man: No your not! And where do you think you're going anyways?
Mystic: Oh you know…
(Mystic teleports out of the scene, Candle Man looking annoyed)
Candle Man: The one time we need her, and she bails on us.
(Mystic comes back with the Mystix Wand)
Mystic: Can’t leave this bad boy behind.
Candle Man: Oh, so that’s why you left.
Mystic: Yep, because I have an idea.
(The scene cuts back to the Spammers’ lair in the middle of their chat, when Mystic sticks the very tip of the Mystix Wand in a crack in the wall, while keeping her and the rest of the Candle Friends out of sight)
Candle Man: What will that do to help us?
Mystic: If they are going to revive UCP, we oughta hide that demon’s dust, and doing that we’ll need to distract the Spammers, and I got just the way to dew just that.
Candle Man: Smart move, now do your stuff, my Mystical.
(Mystic adjusts the wand a little more before settling on it’s spot, the tip pointing at the males before Mystic quietly says the following)
Mystic: Bring on the Spark Dust.
Candle Man: The Spark Du-
(Before Candle Man finishes his sentence, multiple brightly colored particles are fired at the Spammers, where they are heard screaming before a pink flash is seen from the window before Mystic pulls the tip out)
Mystic: Nailed it.
Limefong: But what did it do exactly?
(Scene cuts back to the Spammers, where Kitchen and Maps are cornered by the rest of the group, which from the Spark Dust’s effects, made Whickey, Dyaboy, Gyux and Luis fall in love with Maps and Kitchen)
Maps: Have mercy you guys!
Kitchen: We know that we are hot but not hot enough for this.
Luis: Come here my sweetcheeks. I still am in love with you. Woo hoo!
(Maps and Kitchen are heard screaming, as the scene cuts back to the Candle Friends as they overhear the screams)
Shaduck: Sounds like you put them in a jam, Mystic.
Mystic: Nah, I made Whickey, Dyaboy, Luis and Gyux fall in love with Maps and Kitchen using the Spark Dust.
Candle Man: So, your saying that the Spark Dust creates many particles with you able to control their effects?
Mystic: Yep, I can even make it so anyone who touches any of the particles meets their demise.
(Candle Man, Limefong and Shaduck take a step back when they hear this, knowing that their friend can literally be the result of their deaths)
Mystic: But I’m not going to use that effect unless I absolutely have to, (under her breath) or Shaduck reaches top notch annoying…
Candle Man: Speaking of Shaduck, care to be the honor of grabbing UCP’s dust so we can get out of here?
Shaduck: (whatever the heck Shaduck would say in this scenario)
Limefong: Jes jes, now go get the dust so we can get the heck out of here. 
Shaduck: Roger roger. 
(Mystic then kicks Shaduck in the rear)
Candle Man: Ugh can’t we just grab that pile of dust so we can get outta here and prevent the Spammers from reviving him?!
Mystic: (Lifting up the duck tape) Want to get your mouth duck taped again, Mr. Mouthy?
Candle Man: Put that flipping duck tape away…
Mystic: Great choice sir.
(Meanwhile, Shaduck, while invisible, is in the Spammers’ lair, trying to find the dust while Maps and Kitchen are being kissed to death by the guys, Shaduck then spots the hypno gun)
Shaduck: (Gasps) They have the hypno gun as well?!
Candle Man: Snatch it!
Shaduck: Roger, captain Candle Man!
(Shaduck does as he continues searching for the dust, until he sees what appears to be a grey substance in a bag on a table, he looks at it)
Shaduck: Is that it…?
(He walks over to the bag and then confirms it to be the dust of UCP, as he smiles)
Limefong: So? Is it UCP’s dust?
Shaduck: Yes, it is!
Candle Man: Great! Grab it and get out before you get caught!
(Shaduck does so with the hypno gun in his other hand, as he teleports out of the lair, and shows the rest of the Candle Friends the hypno gun and the dust)
Candle Man: Nice one, Shaduck, now let’s get out of here!
(They run off, during this escape, Mystic deactivates the effects of the Spark Dust, as the scene cuts back to the Candle house, where Shaduck sets the dust and the hypno gun on a table)
Shaduck: And the Spammers probably won’t notice anytime soon!
Mystic: And I have a good idea so we won’t have UCP get revived. Let’s smoke his dust!
(Record scratch as Candle Man, Limefong and Shaduck just blankly stare at Mystic because of this)
Shaduck: You mean...smoke his dust like a cigar?!
Mystic: Well if you guys don’t want to smoke it, I will gladly do it.
(Limefong and Shaduck looks at Candle Man, knowing that he was the one who brought Mystic into the group in the first place)
Shaduck: Why did you fall in love with her again? She’s nothing more than a maniac!
Candle Man: A lovable maniac! Pretty sure she was just kidding when she told us to smoke UCP! Right, my Mystical?
(Mystic has UCP’s dust above Candle Man’s flame)
Candle Man: THIS IS NOT WHAT MY FLAME IS FOR!
Shaduck: I thought we could use it for stuff like roasting marshmallows.
Candle Man: Well, not for smoking my arch-nemesis’ ashes!
Shaduck: You should dump her and kick her out of the house.
Candle Man: NEVER!
Mystic: (As she keeps using her telekinesis to make UCP’s dust smokable) BURN BABY BURN!
Candle Man: But UCP already burned to dust! We could just hide his remains somewhere so the Spammers won’t find them. I’m not gonna smoke the ashes of a dead person!
Mystic: I’ve already made it smokable!
Shaduck: DUMP THIS MANIAC BEFORE SHE MAKES US HER NEXT CIGARS!
(Candle Man grabs UCP’s ashes)
Candle Man: Okay… where to hide this stupid dust...
Limefong: Up your butt so you can poop it out the next time you destroy the toilet with your eggplant obsession. 
Candle Man: Could someone please gimme a good idea that doesn’t involve smoking or my butt?!
(Meanwhile, Mystic is on the phone with Judy)
Mystic: So yeah, we are trying to hide UCP’s dust, could we perhaps hide it in my old room? We can?! SWEET! I’ll be there in a few! (Hangs up; to Candle Man, Shaduck, and Limefong)  We already got the perfect hiding spot.
Candle Man: Cool! Where is it?
Mystic: In my room back at my old place up at Galaxia Omega.
Limefong: Coolio!
(Meanwhile, scene cuts to the Spammers and their lair, where the Spark Dust is deactivated right when Dyaboy has kissed Maps on the lips)
Dyaboy: UGH! I FEEL GROSS! BLEH!
Maps: YUCK! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Whickey: Doesn’t matte-hold up... 
(Whickey notices UCP’s ashes and the hypno gun are gone)
Whickey: WHO STOLE UCP’S ASHES AND THAT HYPNO GUN OF HIS?!
Maps: Let me guess… a candle head, a pill, a stupid duck, and some dog trying to compete with my smartness?!
Gyux: fdjghkhdfgjhdfjk (Subtitles: “Luckily, I know where exactly they live, so we can get back what was stolen from us!
Kitchen: You go brother!
Luis: What did he say? Just wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo!
(Scene cuts back to the Candle house, where Candle Man, Limefong and Shaduck try and convince Mystic to take them with her on her trip back to Galaxia Omega, Candle Man literally on top of Mystic)
Candle Man: PLEASE TAKE US!
Mystic: NO! 
Candle Man: BUT WHY?!
Mystic: I’m too paranoid to even have you guys see Galaxia Omega!
Candle Man: BUT I WANNA GO! 
Limefong: Come on, Mystic, you can take us! Don’t be paranoid!
Shaduck: Not gonna lie, I don’t really wanna go…
Mystic: STOP TRYING TO FORCE ME TO TAKE YOU, IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK!
Candle Man: BUT I WANNA GO!
(Mystic then forcibly gets Candle Man off of her, and then directly points the Mystix Wand, with the Spark Dust set to the mentioned death effect at Candle Man)
Mystic: (Stern with her demon eyes) If you whine one more time-
Candle Man: (Mockingly) “If you whine one more time-” UGH WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE US?! THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH US BEING TAKEN TO GALAXIA OMEGA!
(Cuts to the Spammers)
Kitchen: So uh, is that where those flippers live?
Gyux: (Points at the house next to the Candle House) shgjdfghdfjkghdfjkghdfgjkdhfgjk (Subtitles: “No, the house next to it!”)
Kitchen: QUICK LET’S TAKE BACK WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE!
(As they start planning out how to break in, they hear Candle Man and Mystic arguing)
Whickey: Two of those flips seem to be arguing… and dunno what is going on with the other two but oh well, this is our chance!
(The scene cuts back to Candle Man and Mystic, as Limefong has managed to hold Mystic, but she is still trying to launch the Spark Dust at Candle Man)
Candle Man: Please Mystic, there is no need to kill me!
Mystic: Lime! Let go now! 
Shaduck: YEAH IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND! KILL HER NOW BEFORE SHE DOES IT TO US!
Candle Man: No! We can’t just have our friend be killed!
Shaduck: SHE’S NOT A FRIEND SHE’S JUST A MANIAC! 
(Then the door is broken, as the Spammers have successfully broken in the house)
Whickey: WHERE IS IT?!?!
Candle Man: GREAT JOB, MYSTIC! You could have just taken us to Galaxia Omega, but nooo, you had to waste our time refusing, and LOOK WHO ARE HERE?!
Mystic: I WARNED YOU! 
(Mystic releases the Spark Dust, as the particles start scattering about, as Limefong even drops Mystic to avoid touching one of them)
Candle Man: Okay, she is a maniac alright...
Shaduck: I toooold you. 
(Then Mystic rushes out of the house to head off to Galaxia Omega, the Spammers following her)
Maps: AFTER HER! 
Mystic: (Her voice demonic) BACK OFF! GET THEM, YOU GUYS!
Candle Man: NOT TAKING ORDERS FROM MANIACS LIKE YOU!
(Mystic then proceeds to change the effects of the Spark Dust to make it so that the particles explode on contact, before she attempts to take off to Galaxia Omega, but Maps and Dyaboy manage to hold her down, as Whickey takes UCP’s dust)
Whickey: Thanks for the dust, Queen of the Stars.
Mystic: You better give that back THIS INSTANT! CANDLE MAN, LIMEFONG, SHADUCK GET THEM! really
(Then Mystic proceeds to get out of Dyaboy and Maps’ grasp by , and then teleports back to the rest of the Candle Friends, when she comes close to Candle Man)
Candle Man: (Notices Mystic) What?
Mystic: (Her eyes back to their normal state) You know I’m not gonna… kill you...
Candle Man: But I thought you wanted to murder me...
Mystic: I guess I let my demon half get the better of me, now let’s show these fools what our true love can let out (Raising her hand out to Candle Man, the Mystix Wand in her other as she winks at him) shall we?
Candle Man: (blushing as he winks back at her) Yeah, even with our bickering, we are still together!
(Candle Man grabs onto Mystic’s hand, as she starts blushing as well, when they combine Candle Man’s fire powers and Mystic’s Electro Whip from the Mystix Wand as the combo creates a powerful blast that ends up launching the Spammers all the way back to their lair as they are seen crashing through the roof, then the scene cuts back to Candle Man and Mystic where they look at each other)
Mystic: That felt…
Candle Man: AMAZING!
Mystic: You really think so? I mean, we’ve never done anything like this before.
Candle Man: Well yeah, but that’s what makes us so...special together...like we were meant to be together all this time.
Mystic: Well I don’t agree with the “all this time” part.
Candle Man: Oh Mystical, you're just kidding, aren’t you?
Mystic: I did have someone way before you were even alive.
Candle Man: (Hugging Mystic rather tightly) Nah, we were totally meant to be together!
Mystic: CM!!
Shaduck: YES! DO IT CANDLE MAN! SQUEEZE HER TILL HER HEAD POPS OFF!
(Candle Man grabs a fish soup bowl and throws it at Shaduck, nailing straight to his face, as the episode ends on Candle Man and Mystic looking at each other before Candle Man belches and Mystic looking at him rather disgusted as he is heard giggling before the scene cuts to black)
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