Federal Security Agency

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
== History ==
FSA was formed by Underscortes, it is the newest and largest division of UBF. It is also the most memed and controversial division of UBF.
It bares similarities to RIC's Com.B, and is often compared to it.
== Structure ==
FSA has gone through multiple restructures, originally the ranks were:
* Director
* UBF Commander
* Division 6
* Division 47
* Men in Black
Secondly, it was:
* Director
* UBF Commander
* Investigator
* Special Agent
* Agent
Today's rank structure is:
* Director
* UBF Command Staff
* Intelligence Officer
* Special Purpose Group
* Scout
FSA has not released the purposes of the ranks, but the most recent ranks hint towards their tasks.
== Lore ==
FSA is used a lot in the lore, it is believed to operate the Federal Ne...
It's first appearance in lore was in the capture of Admiral Tau.
It is also constantly references in any sketchy events by UBF. In lore however, it is severely underfunded hence why it uses WW2 era weaponry and uses women to fill manpower shortages where most men were being sent into the army.
Underscortes is seen to operate a weapon from time to time called the "M1911-FSA." So it is assumed this is some form of FSA gun. It is a OMF-12 with a suppressor, sight, laser, extended magazine and a custom grey grip. It fires automatically, and extremely fast and has the ability to TK, he can actually injure himself by firing this weapon whilst moving forward.
=== Controversy ===
FSA has also been known to operate a bunker on "The Rock." The bunker has a door which is group locked, it is believed that the interrogation room is somewhere inside. In this room, Underscortes alongside Frogtritonix have been known to commit atrocities on innocents, which has been leaked from time to time.
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