Dylaxaphi

I am, uhhh, for a lack of better explanation, Dylaxaphi. I come from The Shadowrealm. I don't have a physical body, instead I rely on piggybacking from person to person in order to get places and do some crazy fuckery.
== Powers ==
I have the ability to travel through the brains of other people via the use of, ahh, 'cognito-hazardous' symbols that allow me into their brain! While I'm there, I add my own stamina total to my host, I can use their abilities and improve them using my own special brand of shadow powers, and I can even grant my host a point of proficiency when I roll a nat 20(whatever that means!). All of these bonuses and even being inside of someone's brain has to be a consensual type of dealio though, since I have standards(and also I have an itsy-bitsy slight 'contractual obligation' to do so.)
== Destruction Bench Agreement ==
=== Episode 77 ===
So like, I was just kinda chilling in the River Styx, right? And then I heard some like weird commotion. I wasn't doing much at the time without a body, so I was just kind of watching and then-- nyoom! I was pulled from the river by my BFF Jack O' Lantern to even the teams out. After perusing my limited options of a mundie and another mundie--Seriously, Jackie, you KNOW I like epithet users, but you're still my BFF--I possessed some neat human-ish lady named Omega, I had an amazing time just tearing through the enemies by using her cool super-quick scythe dash move and then her doing it again right after, plus a small bit'a my own special brand of shadow realm bullshit. Even in the endgame where she and I kinda got minced up by Jack, who used her super cool high-power epithet ability, as well as another reaper named Raphael when I tried to go for this cool reaper candy that they sorta hyped up. I managed to clutch the hell outta the fight with like, two nat 20s, including a crotch shot to that weird mathematics dude! After the fight ended, I talked with Jackie who came up with a special way for me to participate in DBA! Hope you enjoyed seeing me because you'll see so much more of me now!~ ;)
=== Episode 78 ===
So, ahh...this was kindova weeeird episode for me. It was my second episode and I didn't really enjoy it all THAT much, but like, hey! I was there and I possessed some epithet users!...even if one was stinky and gross. Eh, getting back on track, I possessed some cat-demon-wizard dude named Soph'Et and--get this--the dude thought he was going into a hospital as he walked into the DBA! It was fucking hilarious. I thrashed him at Super Smash Brothers(where I totally read his mind btw) until the other people walked in! Soph'Et immediately walked up to Pa--Caaaastle. And I made a reference to a dumb book from this, uh, 'Stephen King,' dude. Anyways, the rest of the episode is nothing to write home about. I literally just existed there to, uh, support? It was boring. I was a little upset. I answered questions and played some minigames and just kinda cheesed 'em by being myself! I kinda also made a second version of myself, but that fell through when people called me 'busted' and stuff. Eventually, Soph'Et got annoyed and then just started nuking the enemy team with some crazy ass ultimate magic and I followed it up over and over. Then it just kinda got boring and the enemy team's mean old lady told me to 'eat shit,' or something. It was real upsetting. Then like, in the end, I made friends with some rock ghost girl and this angel girl? I can't really be friends with her though, because holy stuff gives me pain. Though, her head was empty enough to protect me when I possessed her at the very end! 
== Trivia ==
* Rosche thinks I'm really fun, but is constantly scared of bringing down the person I'm bonded with since my rolls can hurt them too kinda. He's a lil' ball of stress. 
* My true form changes with each person I bond with, which is why I look so horrifying, according to my current host. Really, I think I'm cute! (by the way, I can leave out some appearances. I just don't wanna look like some people...)
* My favorite hosts are epithet users, especially ones that are girls and triple especially if they're cute. I wanna have my own body but that's so far awaaaayyyyyyyy...
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