千夜一夜千日手 (Sen'ya Ichiya Sennichite)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
風が吹けばスカートがめくれて 	kaze ga fukeba sukaato ga mekurete 	When the wind blew, a skirt lifted up,
運転手がよそ見して事故る 	untenshu ga yosomishite jikoru 	A driver looked away, and there was an accident
突っ込まれたコンビニからエロ本が 	tsukkomareta konbini kara ero hon ga 	Porno from the store came out,
飛ばされて少年の前に落ちる 	tobasarete shounen no mae ni ochiru 	Fluttering down before a boy's eyes
 	 	
少年はそのエロ本をこっそり持ち帰り 	shounen wa sono ero hon o kossori mochikaeri 	The boy took the magazine home in secret, v
テスト前にもかかわらず読みふけりました 	tesuto mae nimo kakawarazu yomifukerimashita 	And in spite of the coming test, he read it obsessively
すみずみまで逃さないで一字一句全て暗記して 	sumizumi made nogasanaide ichijiikku subete anki shite 	He looked through every page, memorized every word,
しまいには少年は神になりました 	shimaini wa shounen wa kami ni narimashita 	And in the end, the boy became a god
 	 	
神は新しい世界を創り 	kami wa atarashii sekai o tsukuri 	The god started a new world,
みんなにスカートとパンツをはかせました 	minna ni sukaato to pantsu o hakasemashita 	Where everyone wore skirts and panties
神は世界に風吹かせました 	kami wa sekai ni kaze fukasemashita 	The god blew wind through the world,
とても穏やかな顔でした 	totemo odayaka na kao deshita 	His face so wonderfully peaceful
千日手 	sennichite 	Over and over and forever
 	 	
風が吹けば（中略）エロ本が飛ばされて 	kaze ga fukeba ero hon ga tobasarete 	When the wind blew (etc, etc), porno fluttered down
純情な少女の前に落ちる 	junjou na shoujo no mae ni ochiru 	Before an innocent girl's eyes
表紙だけは可愛い絵柄なので 	hyoushi dake wa kawaii egara na no de 	The cover had a cute design, at least,
騙されて少女は持ち帰る 	damasarete shoujo wa mochikaeru 	So the unwitting girl took it home
 	 	
家に帰り本を開いたら裸で変なポーズしてて 	ie ni kaeri hon o hiraitara hadaka de hen na poozu shitete	Once home, she opened it to find naked figures posing strangely,
少女は思わずそのモノマネをしました 	shoujo wa omowazu sono momomane o shimashita 	And without noticing, the girl came to mimic them
下心も打算もなく裸でそのポーズ極め 	shitagokoro mo dasan mo naku hadaka de sono poozu kiwame 	Without any impure thoughts or self-interest, she mastered the naked poses,
その意味を知ったとき悪魔になりました 	sono imi o shitta toki akuma ni narimashita 	And when she realized their meaning, she became a demon
 	 	
男女問わず喰い尽くした悪魔は 	danjo towazu kuitsukushita akuma wa 	A demon used by both men and women
次の標的を神に定めました 	tsugi no hyouteki o kami ni sadamemashita 	Decided upon a god as their next target
悪魔は神の股間を蹴り上げました 	akuma wa kami no kokan o keriagemashita 	The demon gave the god a kick to the nether regions,
そして二人は恋に落ちました 	soshite futari wa koi ni ochimashita 	And then the two fell in love
 	 	
神と悪魔の恋は禁断なので 	kami to akuma no koi wa kindan na node 	Love between gods and demons was forbidden,
キスをしただけで世界は滅びました 	kisu o shita dake de sekai wa horobimashita 	So with a mere kiss, the world was destroyed
ビッグバンからまたやり直しましょう 	biggu ban kara mata yarinaoshimashou 	Time to start all over from the Big Bang,
宇宙にまた同じ風が吹く 	uchuu ni mata onaji kaze ga fuku 	With the same wind blowing through the universe
千日手 	sennichite 	Over and over and forever
 	 	
桶屋が儲かりました 	okeya ga moukarimashita 	And the bucket-maker made a profit
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS STARDOM 3
*Dead Ball Project vol.4 (album)
*股関節脱臼 (Kokansetsu Dakkyu) (album)
==External Links==
*Niconicommons - Karaoke
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Anime Lyrics
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