Animal Crossing: A Peta game parody

Have you heard of PETA? The organisation that claims to fight for animal rights but does nothing to save animals but instead forces people to become vegan and unfairly attacks video games, especially from Nintendo? Peta has made countless games poking fun at Nintendo, I played some of their games and they suck! The Pokémon red, white and blue parody has too much uninteresting dialog and shoved McDonald's characters into the game. The Mario kills Tanuki is stupid, it was made for a stupid reasons and don't even get me started on the Super chick sisters. God. I have an idea for Peta haters who are also game developers to create an Animal Crossing game that pokes fun at Peta. I decided to pick Animal Crossing because Peta hasn't started an uproar about the game yet, Peta cares more about Animals than humans. This game will be a simulator just like the original series where you play as either Isabelle, Digby, Harvey or K.K Slider who was sent on an investigation to save kidnapped Villagers from Peta headquarters. 
There will be a cut scene, where a Peta van parks in front of Bob's house in the middle of the night, where a Peta supporter kidnaps him. 
There is a character select screen with three slots.
One with Isabelle and Digby. They share a slot because they're twins.
Two with Harvey
and three is K.K Slider.
The game will have a creepy atmosphere like most Peta games have and it would be laid out as a Pokémon game.
You will talk to random characters that either gives you advice or criticises Peta for killing animals or forcing people to become Vegan.
All the characters will beat the Peta supporters and the characters from each slot with have special moves.
Isabelle and Digby will use "Double Trouble" where they use each other as weapons. Like Digby throwing Isabelle, who kicks Peta supporters in mid air as an example. 
K.K will use the power of music to put them to sleep.
Harvey will use his bird friends to attack Peta supporters.
The Bosses will be Ingrid Newkirk and Alex Pacheco because they founder Peta. 
After Ingrid and Alex is defeated, the villagers go free.
The Peta supporters will throw Tofu at you as a weapon. 
The health bar will be fueled by McDonald's and KFC since they attacked them. 
Anyways I hope you like this idea.
Category:Animal Crossing series
Category:PETA
Category:Nintendo
Category:Parodies