WotW: Week 25

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Weak of the Week: 06/25/2015 	Weak of the Week: 06/25/2015
 	
Hugh G. Wection 	Hugh G. Wection
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
It took twenty-five weeks, but it's finally come to this: The Weak of the Week is a boner pun. Ya know, I'm surprised that we didn't get here sooner. Well, maybe Agent Holefiller was a boner joke, but he wasn't really...explicit...about what kind of hole filling he was doing. He may well have been an innocent gardener, while Mr. Wection here is clearly filling that kind of hole. Maybe we should let those two meet...then again, maybe not. I've seen some dumb pun names on this game, but this one is something else. Why would this name even enter your mind when making a character...ohhhh-I get it, much like The Joker in Batman #66, you are constantly thinking of boners. You make a generic red guy in power armor and when you get to the part where you're about to name him, your mind is just like "Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!" Naming the guy Hugh G. Wection, you'd think that you would have made some sort of effort to increase the size of his male package area. Maybe it's just me, I'm no expert on bippers, but it doesn't really like like his Wection is all that Hugh G.What gave him that Wection? Perhaps he was aroused by that Firestar clone behind him. I know I always got turned on by fake, made for Saturday morning television Marvel characters, which is why I have a major H.E.R.B.I.E. the Robot and Morph fetish. So I feel ya, pal. Wait, maybe I shouldn't be feeling you. You're a huge boner. Why spell it "Wection?" and not "Rection" Did you think changing one letter was enough to stop the ban-hammer from coming down? "Oh, Cryptic will never find out, I changed his last name to "Wection!" Every ten year old has heard this joke, yet you feel that putting a "W" in place of an "R" makes the whole thing original? His name being Hugh G. Wection makes his name sound like Elmer Fudd listing off overweight jobbers from the Vince Russo-era WCW Roster.	It took twenty-five weeks, but it's finally come to this: The Weak of the Week is a boner pun. Ya know, I'm surprised that we didn't get here sooner. Well, maybe Agent Holefiller was a boner joke, but he wasn't really...explicit...about what kind of hole filling he was doing. He may well have been an innocent gardener, while Mr. Wection here is clearly filling that kind of hole. Maybe we should let those two meet...then again, maybe not. I've seen some dumb pun names on this game, but this one is something else. Why would this name even enter your mind when making a character...ohhhh-I get it, much like The Joker in Batman #66, you are constantly thinking of boners. You make a generic red guy in power armor and when you get to the part where you're about to name him, your mind is just like "Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!" Naming the guy Hugh G. Wection, you'd think that you would have made some sort of effort to increase the size of his male package area. Maybe it's just me, I'm no expert on bippers, but it doesn't really like like his Wection is all that Hugh G.What gave him that Wection? Perhaps he was aroused by that Firestar clone behind him. I know I always got turned on by fake, made for Saturday morning television Marvel characters, which is why I have a major H.E.R.B.I.E. the Robot and Morph fetish. So I feel ya, pal. Wait, maybe I shouldn't be feeling you. You're a huge boner. Why spell it "Wection?" and not "Rection" Did you think changing one letter was enough to stop the ban-hammer from coming down? "Oh, Cryptic will never find out, I changed his last name to "Wection!" Every ten year old has heard this joke, yet you feel that putting a "W" in place of an "R" makes the whole thing original? His name being Hugh G. Wection makes his name sound like Elmer Fudd listing off overweight jobbers from the Vince Russo-era WCW Roster.
Offences 	Offences
• Pervert• Licensed Character 	• Pervert• Licensed Character
How to Improve 	How to Improve
That doesn't even look like Hugh Morris! 	That doesn't even look like Hugh Morris!
Category:Weak of the Week