I Don't Dance (Keno and Gold Rush ver.)

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"I Don't Dance" is a song sung by Keno and Gold Rush on the baseball diamond. Keno challenges Gold Rush to a baseball game to win Indigo Zap's heart, and it turns into a big dance routine.
== Story ==
== Lyrics ==
Crowd:
Hey, oh, play ball!
Gold Rush:
Hey, hey, oh!
Keno and Crowd:
Hey batter batter, hey batter batter, swing
Gold Rush:
I've got to just do my thing
Keno and Crowd:
Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing
Gold Rush:
Yeah
Keno:
I'll show you that it's one and the same
Baseball, dancing, same game
It's easy
Step up to the plate
Start swingin'
Gold Rush:
I wanna play ball
Now that's all, this is what I do
It ain't no dance that you can show me
Yeah
Keno: You never know
Gold Rush: Oh I know
Keno: You never try
Gold Rush: But there's just one little thing
That stops me every time
Yeah
Keno: Come on!
Gold Rush: I don't dance
Keno: I know you can
Gold Rush: Not a chance, no 
Keno: If I could do this, well you could do that
Gold Rush: But I don't dance
Keno: Hit it out of the park
Gold Rush: I don't dance
Keno: I say you can
Gold Rush: There's not a chance, oh
Keno: Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor 
Gold Rush: I don't dance, no
Keno and Crowd:
Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing
Gold Rush:
I’ve got to just do my thing 
Keno and Crowd:
Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing
Gold Rush:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Keno:
Two-steppin' now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy, take your best shot
Just hit it 
Gold Rush:
I've got what it takes playin' my game
So you best skin that pitch you gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing
Keno:
You never know
Gold Rush:
Oh I know
Keno:
You never try
Gold Rush:
But there's just one little thing
That stops me every time
Yeah
Keno: Come on!
Gold Rush: I don't dance
Keno: I know you can
Gold Rush: Not a chance, no no
Keno: If I could do this, well you could do that
Gold Rush: But I don't dance
Keno: Hit it out of the park
Gold Rush: I don't dance
Keno: I say you can
Gold Rush: There's not a chance, oh no
Keno: Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor
Gold Rush: I don't dance, no
Keno:
Put it back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do your dance
Gold Rush:
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm making a triple, not a curtain call
Keno:
I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too
Gold Rush:
You're talking a lot, show me what you got 
Stop, swing
Keno: Hey swing it like this
Oh sing jitterbug just like that
That's what I mean
That's how you swing
Gold Rush:
You make a good pitch
But I don't believe
Keno: I say you can
Gold Rush: I know I can't 
I don't (Keno & Gold Rush: dance!)
Keno: You can do it
Gold Rush: I don't dance, no
Keno: Nothing to it
Atta boy, atta boy, yeah
Gold Rush: Hey batter batter, hey batter batter, what?
Keno: One, two, three, four, everybody swing
Come on
Gold Rush: I don't dance
Keno: I know you can
Gold Rush: Not a chance, no no
Keno: If I could do this, well you could do that
Gold Rush: But I don't dance
Keno: Hit it out of the park
Gold Rush: I don't dance
Keno: I say you can
Gold Rush: There's not a chance, no no
Keno: If I could do this, well you could do that
Gold Rush: But I don't dance
Keno: Hit it out of the park
Gold Rush: I don't dance
Keno: I know you can
Gold Rush: Not a chance, no no
Keno: If I could do this, well you could do that
Gold Rush: But I don't dance
Keno: Hit it out of the park
Gold Rush: I don't dance
Keno: I say you can
Gold Rush: There's not a chance, no no
Keno: Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor
Gold Rush: I don't dance, no...
== Trivia ==
* The song, "I Don't Dance" is from High School Musical 2.
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