Love at Second Sight

==Plot==
Nate sees a new boy come into the city. At first, he keeps denying that he has feelings for him, even if the boy clearly likes him. Soon enough, his friends make him realize his change in sexuality, and that he has feelings for this boy. And not only that, Sakan and Selon are trying to discover about what is life to humanity.
Ezra and Karai go out on a date, with Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami tagging along.
When Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami want to go on a romantic date and realize that they have never been on a romantic date, they schedule one. But, their special gifts that they have secretly planned for the other one coincide and create problems for each other.
==Transcript==
*(This episode starts at the Park)
*(Nate is seen watching Ancient Aliens on tv)
*(Sonic walks in)
*Nate: Sonic, why am I so alone on Valentines Day?
*Sonic: Didn't you still have those 3 girls that are sisters to each other who you dated?
*Nate: They said that they wanted to take a break.
*Sonic: I am sure that you can find someone to love. I mean, there had to be a girl who loved you.
*Nate: I don't know, maybe there isn't. They always talk about "the one" in movies and stuff but I don't think I'll ever find her...or maybe him.
*Sonic: Well, come see me if you have a girl. (Nlticed Sakan modifying a Forerunner console) Sakan, what are you doing?
*Sakan: I am trying to discover what is life to human. 
*Sonic: Well, I heard someone saids that life means "deez nutz".
*Nate: Wait, I thought that the meaning if life was 42.
*Sakan: That doesn’t even make sense. These nuts? That's impossible, birds eat nuts, and so do squirrels.
*Sonic: Not those kind of nuts- Maybe you will understand when you find out. (Leaves)
*Sakan: Hmmm, I am going to need some assistance to discover the life of the creation of humanity.
*(With Nate)
*Nate: Gumball, what advice do you have for relationships?
*Gumball: Well, usually I have been known to still in love with Penny, plus the relationships can be increased to be like and loved if doing anything that shows care.
*Nate: I get that, but what I mean is how can to do in a relationship with a girl?
*Gumball: Well, I have to take Penny for a dinner, show respect to her, treat her nicel, and remember the most important thing.
*Nate: Alright. Alright, I already get it.
*Gumball: Why ask? Are you looking for someone? It's Valentines, so we have a party planned, as usual. Maybe you could invite her to the party, if you fond someone.
*Nate: Got it. I'm going out for a run. Thanks Gumball.
*(Meanwhile at Tatooine, Slen, in the throne chamber of the underground Forerunner base, can be seen modifying a Forerunner console, Sakan appears)
*Sakan: Selon, I need to aquire your assistance.
*Selon: Sakan, what did you need my help for?
*Sakan: I was only thinking about what is the life of humans.
*Selon: The life to humans? Hmmmm. This may be possible, but it is time that we discovered the meaning of life of humanity.
*Sakan: Indeed my friend, the problem is, this may take a while before we find out.
*(Back with Nate, sitting on a park bench)
*Nate: (thoughts) At this point, I don't think it's worth it to find love. It doesn't work for me, and standards are too high now.
*(Benson arrives)
*Benson: Hey Nate, what are you sitting on a bench for?
*Nate: Nothing much, I don't think I could find someone to love.
*Benson: Well, there was already a new boy in town.
*Nate: Why are you telling me this? I'm not...gay.
*Benson: Well why couldn't you already tell me that you are straight? Anyway, you might not wat to piss him off if I were you.
*Nate: (Sighs) I understand you, Benson.
*Zack: Hey Nate, my mom gave me a grea Valentine gift.
*Nate: What was it, a card?
*Zack: No. She gave me a love kiss, which I did the same back to her.
*Nate: Wow, seems like your incest relationship was both good for you and your mom.
*Zack: Yeah. Who is your Valentine this year?'
*Nate': Well, lets just say that there is a boy in town.
*Zack: (Has a shocked look) What?
*(Back with Sakan and Selon)
*Sakan: (Using a Forerunner console) Surely I will figure out the creation of humanity.
*Selon: Hasn't their god like a Precursor,  whom they praise each day, made them many billions of years ago during he Forerunner age?
*Sakan: Yes, but I am trying to make sure on how each human created each other.(Suddenlly noticed a Forerunner "Denied" logo) This is..strange.
*Selon: What's wrong?
*Sakan: It seems that the Forerunners must've been were unaware of what humans do to create each other.
*Selon: Hmmmmm, I have a idea!
*(Back with Nate)
*Zack: But you haven't seen him yet. At all.
*Nate: Which is why I'm going to meet him. I'm not gay, I'm just welcoming him.
*Zack: Well, I hear he's 8 feet tall. And he's a fox. I've heard from some girls that he's really attractive.
*Nate: Alright.
*Zack: So m..when exactly is he going to show up about?
*Nate: I don't know.
*Zack: (Noticed a van coming to the park) It must be him.
*(A brown/black, 8 foot tall fox walks out of the van. The camera zooms in a little bit on Nate as he blushes a little)
*Nate: (thoughts) Well, they weren't lying when they said he was attractive.
*Zack: (Noticed a message from Ashley and the message said "Come see me plz?") See you later, my mom is wants me. (Leaves)
*Nate: (Does a goodbye wave at Zack) See ya.
*???: Uh, is this the Park?
*Nate: (blushes more) Uh, yeah....
*Benson: (Appears and walks to the fox) Hello, welcome to the Park, I'm Benson, manager of the park. And who might you be?
*???: The name's Hel.
*Benson: Nice to meet you, Hel. Nate will be giving you a tour.
*Nate: I will?
*(With Selon and Sakan)
*Sakan: You sure about this?
*Selon: Of course, if I provide enough the signal to show us what is life to humanity, everything will be success. (Activates the switch on a Forerunner device) Okay, this should power up.
*Sakan: (Check the Forerunner console) Okay, it has updates aouts more of the Forerunners' holo histroy, not no thing aout the creation of the humans.
*Selon: (Facepalmed) By the rings, I was so close!
*Sakan: Calm down, it's okay. I am sure that maybe we get to Earth to find out.
----
*(The episode begins with Mordecai in the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror.)
*Margaret: Hey Mordo, are ya done yet?
*Mordecai: Yeah mam, I'm coming.
*(Scene switches to the park)
*Mordecai: Hey Margaret, do you want to see The Rise of the Dead 2, tonight?
*Margaret: Sure, but first I need you to do something.
*Mordecai: Like what?
*Margaret: Bring Sonic and Sally with us.
*Mordecai: Yeah, sure why not. What the hey.
*Sonic: Let's go. You know I'm not much of a date person.
*Mordecai: I know. Let's to pick up Sally, ya know, your girlfriend.
*Sonic: Oh, shut up.
*(At Sally's House)
*Sally: I hope he doesn't show up late. (Sees the cart) I guess he's here.
*(outside)
*Sonic: Why do I have wear this bow tie? I look too darn formal.
*(Sally opens the door.)
*Sally: Hi guys.
*Mordecai: Hey. Come on! The showing time is almost here!
*(They got on the cart, and drove to the theatre.)
*(Scene switches to the room where the gang were watching Rise of the Dead 2)
*Mordecai: (Eating some popcorn) This is a good movie.
*Margaret: Yep.
*(Outside the theatre...)
*Sonic: So what did you think of the movie. I think I almost shit my pants.
*Mordecai: It was a best movie ever.
*Margaret: Yeah.
*Mordecai: So, it's getting late, so I think we should drop you guys off.
*(Later, Mordecai and Sonic dropped Margaret and Sally off.)
*Sally: So thanks for this...thing.
*Margaret: Yeah, it was really fun.
*(Title card: Later...)
*Tails: So how was the date?
*Mordecai: I think you guys should wait until tomorrow.
*All: Ugh!
*Tails: Whew, now you don't have to deal with that.
*Sonic: Yeah, Tails, how was your date? (Smiles jokingly)
*Tails: I don't have feelings for her! (blushes)
*Sonic: You're just friends, right?
*Tails: Right. (Thoughts) No, not really...
*Sonic: Are you sure?
*Tails: Yes.
*Mordecai: Tails, we all know you're hinding something.
*Tails: (whisper) Maybe...
----
Eileen: So how long have you two been together?
CJ: Hmm. We've been hanging out for a month now.
Rigby: "Hanging out"? "Hanging out"?!
Eileen: Sounds pretty casual, guys. I mean, have you ever been on a nice, romantic date?
Mordecai: This is a date.
Eileen: This is game night, Mordecai. I mean a real date.
Mordecai and CJ: A real date?
CJ: Does that time we had all-you-can-eat crab at Seafood Sal's count?
Rigby and Eileen: No.
CJ: Oh my gosh.
Mordecai: I'm gonna make reservations at a nice restaurant.
CJ: I'm gonna buy a new outfit.
Mordecai: Saturday at seven?
CJ: Saturday at seven.
(Mordecai and CJ run away to make plans to get ready)
Rigby: Hello? Game night?
(A clock transition to the next day. Rigby is playing a video game and Mordecai is holding up a small jewelry box.)
Mordecai: Dude, Rigby, you got a second? I want to show you what I bought for CJ.
Rigby: (He puts down the game controller) Okay, what do you got?
(Rigby opens the box to reveal a brooch)
Rigby: What is this? What am I looking at?
Mordecai: It's a brooch. 
Rigby: Wow, Mordecai! This is the kind of thing that pros get their girlfriends.
Mordecai: Right? I'm just not sure how to give it to her, though.
Rigby: Here's an idea. How about if you say you have something for her, and then you give it to her! (He hands the box to Mordecai) Classic gift-giving technique, bro.
Mordecai: No, dude. I've gotta do it in some way that's really special.
(Benson appears with a handful of mail again)
Benson: What's this?
Mordecai: It looks like-
Benson: No, no, I'll tell you. It's the stack of junk mail I asked you to take care of yesterday!
(Benson tosses the junk mail in Mordecai and Rigby's laps)
Mordecai: But we threw that out!
Benson: Really? You threw this mail that I found not in the trash into the trash?
Mordecai: Wait. This is new junk mail. And it's all from Couple Corral. Man, what is it with these guys? Hey, Benson, do you have any ideas for a romantic way to give a gift to a girl?
Benson: Well... I've always thought it would be nice to have a waiter serve a gift box in place of dessert.
Rigby: Look at you, Benson! How are you still single?
Mordecai: Yeah; that idea's genius.
Benson: (Shrugs) I'm just spitballing here.
Mordecai: Well, thanks for the tip, Benson. I'm gonna go call the restaurant right now.
(As Mordecai dials the restaurant's number on his phone, the scene circle-wipes to the Coffee Shop. Eileen pours a cup of coffee for CJ.)
Eileen: So, big date's tonight, huh?
CJ: Yeah.
Eileen: What kind of place are we talking? Is this an oyster/crackers or a warm rolls establishment?
CJ: I think they might charge extra for bread.
Eileen: Ooh, romantic. (Puts the coffee pot down) So what's your "hes"?
CJ: I'm just not sure it's gonna be enough. This night has to be amazing, you know?
CJ and Eileen: Hmm...
CJ: Maybe I can get a special dessert for Kaz.
Eileen: Yeah! What does he like?
CJ: Churros...
Eileen: There's a new pastry shop downtown.
CJ: That's perfect! I'll take him there for dessert to surprise him.
Eileen: That will work.
(Circle-wipe scene transition to Ravioli's. Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami are sitting at a table near a window.)
Shinigami: Could this get any more romantic?
Kazuda Xiono: Oh, well... maybe. (Sips water from a glass)
(The concierge approaches Mordecai from behind)
Concierge: You have a call at the front.
Mordecai: (He shrugs and rises out of his seat) To be continued.
(Mordecai walks up to the front desk, and the concierge hands him the phone)
Mordecai: Hello?
Matchmaker McIntyre: Matchmaker McIntyre here, CEO of Couple Corral. This is not a recording.
Mordecai: Uh, hi?
McIntyre: We noticed earlier you deleted your profile. So sad to see ya go. We really appreciate your business, so I'm beggin' ya to rejoin.
Mordecai: (Talking over McIntyre's voice) Hello? Hello?
McIntyre: If you come back to us today, you'll get free romantic coupons. To rejoin, say "yee-haw!" To cancel, say "adios".
Mordecai: Adios! Adios!
(Mordecai hangs up, and the screen pans over to show McIntyre standing behind him)
Mordecai: Aah!
McIntyre: Told ya I wasn't a recording! What do ya mean "adios", pardner?
Mordecai: Uh, I don't need Couple Corral anymore. I'm in a relationship now, so...
McIntyre: Here's what I'm thinkin'. Break up with CJ.
Mordecai: (Angrily) Excuse me?
McIntyre: Break up with her and rejoin my site! (Wraps an arm around Mordecai) Couple Corral could help you find somebody better.
Mordecai: Dude, I'm happy with CJ.
McIntyre: Will you be though after we dredge through her profile? (Takes out his phone) Okay, let's see what we dig up here.
(McIntyre shows Mordecai photos of CJ with different hairstyles.)
Mordecai: Isn't keeping her information, like, really illegal?
McIntyre: You'd think. (He stops on a photo of goth CJ) Whoa! How do you expect her to be committed to you when this girl can't even commit to a hairstyle?
Mordecai: (Shoves McIntyre away) So? I like CJ. Now leave me alone.
(Mordecai walks away, and McIntyre glares at him menacingly. Cut to Mordecai and CJ's table. CJ is on the phone.)
CJ: Hi, L'Wafflerie? I just wanted to check and see if the waffle cake I ordered is ready.
(CJ gasps and quickly puts her phone away when Mordecai returns)
Mordecai: Unbelievable! CJ, when you deleted your Couple Corral profile, did its CEO come to you in person and tell you to break up with me?
CJ: (Confused) No.
Mordecai: Ugh. Let's just enjoy dinner.
(Transition to after dinner. Mordecai and CJ have clean dinner plates in front of them.)
Mordecai: Man, that steak was off the hook!
CJ: Yeah, this was so good.
Mordecai: Ready for dessert? (Snaps his fingers) Garcon!
(A waiter walks over with Kazuda Ziono's gift box hidden under a serving dish. CJ's phone vibrates with an incoming call from L'Wafflerie.)
CJ: You know what? Let's skip dessert.
Mordecai: What?
CJ: Uh, I... (She stands up) ...gotta go to the bathroom. Excuse me.
(CJ walks away, passing the waiter Mordecai called over. The waiter looks confusedly at Mordecai.)
Mordecai: Uh...
(A car's high beams shine through the window and its horn plays "La Cucaracha". Mordecai looks out the window and sees McIntyre.)
McIntyre: Hey, Mordecai! Wanna meet a girl that doesn't have to go to the bathroom? Call me!
(Mordecai looks angry. Circle-wipe to later on; Mordecai and CJ are leaving the restaurant.)
Mordecai: Hey, I'll catch up. Gotta tie my shoe real quick.
CJ: I can wait.
Mordecai: No! Uh... it's better if I have privacy.
CJ: (Confused) Uh... okay.
(CJ walks off-screen as Mordecai bends down to "tie his shoe". With CJ out of earshot, Mordecai takes out his phone and calls Rigby.)
Rigby: Talk to Rig.
Mordecai: Dude, the dessert plan failed.
Rigby: Whaaaat?
Ezra: I need you to pick up the brooch at the restaurant and bring it to the Koffee Kiosk in the square.
Rigby: I'm on it.
(Mordecai catches up with CJ)
Mordecai: Sorry about that. I just wanted to try out this new knot.
CJ: Okay.
(She chuckles)
Mordecai: Do you mind actually if we cut over to Main Street?
CJ: Well... (Stuttering)
(The screen cuts to a shot behind CJ. L'Wafflerie is across the street.)
CJ: It's just that... Well, I was kinda hoping we could stay on this block.
Mordecai: Really? But Main Street's so much more romantic.
CJ: Um, hello? Dry cleaners, notary publics as far as the eye can see? This is where it's at.
Mordecai and CJ: (Laughing)
(Mordecai sighs and puts an arm around CJ. They walk forward a few feet, then Mordecai breaks into a run down the block.)
Mordecai: Race you to the square!
CJ: Huh? No!
(CJ takes out her phone and calls Eileen)
Eileen: Hey, what's up?
CJ: Waffle plan's been jacked. I need backup.
Eileen: Copy that. What do I do?
CJ: I need you to pick up the waffle cake and meet me by the big fountain in town square.
Eileen: I'm on it.
(They both hang up. Cut to Mordecai running down the street. CJ quickly catches up with him...)
CJ: You're pretty fast, Mordecai.
Mordecai: Huh?
(...and pulls into the lead.)
CJ: Not fast enough!
(Their race ends in front of the town square water fountain)
CJ: Woo-hoo! I win!
Mordecai: (Out of breath) That's not fair. You exercise. Let me just get a cup of coffee. Then I bet I can outrun you.
CJ: (She elbows Mordecai) Face it, dude. You lost. Come on. (She takes Mordecai by the hand) Let's go make a wish in the fountain. You can wish to be faster at running.
(Rigby stands by the Koffee Kiosk with the bracelet.)
Rigby: Dude!
(Mordecai waves to Rigby, and Rigby starts walking over. Mordecai takes out a coin.)
Mordecai: Okay, here I go. (closes his eyes) I wish... for a cute girlfriend who likes me back.
(Mordecai and CJ laugh as he flips the coin. The screen follows the coin as it travels up into the air and stops on McIntyre's blimp.)
McIntyre: Dump Cloudy Jay!
(Mordecai is in shock as the coin splashes into the fountain.)
CJ: Is he watching us?
Mordecai: Let's get out of here.
(Ezra walks up to the fountain, and Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami are gone)
Ezra: Argh! Come on, dude! Stick to the plan!
Shinigami: Ezra?
(Shinigami appears behind Ezra with the heart churro)
Ezra: Karai? What are you doing here? Are you gonna eat that by yourself?
Shinigami: (Shaking her head) I'm doing a favor for Shini. Did you... buy jewelry?
Ezra: Ugh. No. I'm doing a favor for Kaz.
Karai: Wait...
(Karai narrows her eyes, then Ezra narrows his eyes. Cut to Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami by the Koffee Kiosk.)
Mordecai: I think we're safe. You want a coffee?
CJ: I'm good. You?
Mordecai: Nah.
(A brief pause, then Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami talk over each other)
Mordecai: I think I left something at the fountain.
CJ: Uh, I'm gonna use the bathroom.
(They walk to opposite ends of the kiosk and take out their phones to call ezra and Karai.)
Kazuda Xiono: Ezra!
Shinigami: Karai!
Rigby and Eileen: New plan.
Ezra: Come to the pier by the waterfront.
Karai: You can get your present there.
Rigby and Eileen: Over and out.
(Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami hang up and walk back over to each other)
Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami: Let's go to the waterfront.
(Scene transitions to the waterfront amusement park)
Mordecai: Well, here we are at the waterfront.
CJ: Yup. All sorts of surprising, romantic stuff happens here.
(Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami stop and gasp, looking at a candlelit table setting with their gifts on the table)
Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami: Whoa.
(As they run over to the table, Ezra and Karai are seen hiding inside a crate)
Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami: For me? So that's why you were acting all... And that's why you made all those...
Mordecai: Excuses.
(Mordecai and CJ begin to laugh)
CJ: Tying your shoe?
Mordecai: Going to the bathroom. I was calling Rigby.
CJ: I was calling Eileen!
(As Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami laugh together, Ezra and Karai watch and bump fists)
Kazuda Xiomo: I'm sorry this wasn't more romantic.
Shinigami: This is the most romantic date I've ever been on.
Kazuda Xiono: (He goes wide-eyed) Really?
(Shinigami goes wide-eyed as well and nods her head. She and Kazuda Xiono move in for a kiss on the lips)
*Shinigami: That was the best date ever.
*Kazuda Xiono: Yeah. (Opens a box; reveal to be a brooch) Will you be my girlfriend, Shini? (presents a brooch to Shinigami)
*Shinigami: Yes. Of course I will be your girlfriend.
----
(They run up to the edge of the pier, and McIntyre's submarine rises out of the water. The hatch opens and McIntyre comes out.)
McIntyre: Last chance, Mordecai! Break up with her!
Mordecai: Dude, what's your deal?! Aren't we the point of your site? Shouldn't you want us to stay together?
McIntyre: (He sighs and shakes his head) Whoever here knows how to run a website, raise their hand. (He raises his hand) Happy couples don't use Couple Corral; lonely people do! Lonely people lead to subscribers. Subscribers lead to more clicks. More clicks somehow lead to millions of dollars. Millions of dollars lead to sweet corporate-branded stuff. See?! (He gestures to his blimp and begins to sob) My site's too good! There's nobody left! Happy couples have been leavin' in droves! I'm bankrupt!
CJ: Dude, just sell your stuff!
McIntyre: No! My crooked lawyer told me this is the only way! Break up with her!
Mordecai: No way! We're really into each other!
McIntyre: If you won't break up with her... (Takes out a bazooka) ...I'll do it for ya. Let me introduce you to the Couple Corral "Breakup-ulator".
(Mordecai and CJ scream in terror as McIntyre takes aim at CJ. He fires a missile with "It's not you, it's me." written on its side.)
Mordecai: Look out!
(Mordecai pushes CJ out of the way of the missile, and it explodes into the pier. CJ falls back, and Mordecai's body rolls onto the beach. He lies lifeless with CJ's gift in his hand with bruises and scrapes on him along with his hair and suit cut up a little and messed up.)
CJ: Mordecai!
(She glares angrily at McIntyre)
McIntyre: Well, darn. That didn't work out like I wanted it to. CJ! Rejoin my site?
(CJ's eyes turn red, and she begins breathing heavily)
McIntyre: Uh-oh.
CJ: NO!!!
(CJ turns into a giant gray storm cloud, leaving her clothes behind. The water around McIntyre becomes turbulent.)
CJ: LEAVE... US... ALONE!!!
(Lightning strikes the pier under McIntyre's car, and it falls onto a gas tank and explodes. The car's bull horn-shaped hood ornament flies up into McIntyre's blimp, rupturing it. The blimp plummets down toward McIntyre's submarine.)
McIntyre: Hubris!
(An explosion destroys the blimp and submarine and kills McIntyre. Transition to CJ, back to normal, crying over Mordecai's body with his head on her lap.)
CJ: (Sobbing) Mordecai... Mordecai... Mordecai... No!!!
(As CJ holds Mordecai, her tears splash onto his face and CJ hugged his head. Then Mordecai began to cough and groan)
CJ: (Gasp) Mordecai?! (they hugged each other) I thought you were dead!
Mordecai: (He sits upright) I would be... if not for this gift box. I hope you like it.
(Mordecai opens the box. The charm bracelet now only has a single charm on it shaped like a heart.)
(CJ gasps slowly)
Mordecai: There's a different charm for- (Looks at the new bracelet) Whoa! Well, there used to be different charms. I guess they must've all gotten welded into a heart by the bazooka blast.
(CJ puts the bracelet on her left wrist)
CJ: I love it.
Mordecai: I thought that you would.
CJ: I guess the thing I had for you must've exploded.
Mordecai: That's okay. I got my wish.
CJ: What, that you can run faster than me?
Mordecai: No, for a cute girlfriend that likes-
(CJ cuts him off with a kiss as the sun rises in the background. Cut to Rigby and Eileen. Eileen is holding the waffle cake and gives it to Rigby, who's holding a fork.)
Rigby: (Gasp) Is this waffles and a cake and chocolate?
Eileen: Yeah.
(Rigby takes a bite of the cake)
Rigby: I love it.
Eileen: I thought that you would.
*(Episode Ends)
===Secret Ending===
*(At Planet Reach)
*(The Empire unleashes missile-like devices which cause a section of Planet Reach to disappear)
*(End of Secret Ending)
==Gallery==
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