Airport Hotel

Airport Hotel is a song sung by Homer in the episode "Heartbreak Hotel", a parody of the song by the same name. It was written by Matt Selman and Renee Ridgeley.
== Lyrics ==
:Well since you blew the challenge,
:And we're not allowed to tell
:We're getting all expenses paid at
:Airport Hotel,
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:The pillows are foamy, baby
:Order food on the phone-y
:We'll eat Toblerone-y
:So don't cry
:For breakfast they have bagels
:Cream cheese but no lox
:A mini pack of cereal
:Make a bowl out of the box
:The pool's so chlorine-y, baby
:The towel's so teeny
:No lifeguard to be seen-y,
:We could die
:No kids, no job, no Flanders
:Choice of bar soap or bath gel
:Small ketchup's friends with tiny mustard,
:Airport Hotel
:Now that I've shown you, baby,
:They'll leave us alone, yeah, baby,
:Toilet's got a phone, yeah,
:Don't know why.
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Homer
Category:Parody songs
Category:Season 30 songs