The P4rr0T Anomaly

The P4rr0T Anomaly is a glitchy and anomalous version of the Parrot that only appears on the seed P4rr0T. It is described as a parrot with glitchy colors and sometimes having no head. It is even more dangerous than the Wither, Warden and Ender Dragon in Minecraft on Hard mode, dealing hefty blows of 500 damage. It is also known for deleting worlds on purpose, but it is unknown why it does this.
== First Encounter ==
I have recently gotten Minecraft for my birthday. I went to make a world to make a parrot land. When I got on there, I tried to spawn parrots. They just disappeared on me. When one spawned, I noticed it had glitchy colors and it was missing a head. When I looked around the land, it was completely messed up.
Statues of parrots were everywhere. I looked around. Parrot statues here and there. Then, I tried to run from the parrot, but it only teleported to me, no matter how far I went. Then, I tried to kill it myself. It didn't work and it screeched loudly every time I hit it. Then, a parrot head appeared. It looked like it belonged to the parrot chasing me. And I was right. The parrot attached its head and tried to perch on me.
I kept backing away to make it miss. I tried to pull out a Diamond Sword, but it wouldn't let me. The only thing I could do was try to prevent it from perching on me. I kept backing away from the parrot. I then went as fast as I could, and kept flying away from it.
I thought I succeeded. But the parrot flew right in front of me. I had to turn around since I couldn't fly backwards fast! I kept flying and flying until I crashed into a parrot statue. The parrot had caught up to me. It perched on my shoulder. I thought it was cute that the parrot perched on me, but I hated it so much and it really scared me. It then killed me in one shot and kicked me out. After, it deleted all my worlds. Luckily, I had backups of the worlds that were deleted.
== Second Encounter ==
I was playing on Minecraft on the same iPad where that dreadful parrot appeared. I updated my version to 1.16, hoping it would keep that terrible parrot out of my game. However, when I went to create a world, I checked the seed to make sure it wasn't P4rroT. It wasn't, thankfully.
I went to go build something, when I noticed something similar. It looked like it was one of the Parrot statues. I just decided it was nothing and blew it up. When I went to look, it was whole again. I looked for a floating parrot head, but there wasn't one. I spawned a Parrot, but it disappeared. That could only mean one thing. The Scrapped Parrot was back.
However, instead of going after me directly, it made blocks and mobs go crazy. I tried to back away when it wasn't looking, but it found me. And it seemed mad. It kept zooming after me. However, it was charging at me, and it was easy to dodge. I moved and the parrot missed me.
Then, it placed down a Mob Spawner, armored it with Obsidian and kept spawning clones of itself. Thankfully, I invited my friends to help me defeat it. They weren't sure what I was talking about until I explained what the parrot did to me. I got them to help me defeat it. I had them keep the clones busy while I dealt with the parrot.
After it grew to its huge size, I remembered what I did to defeat it. I hit the wings to stun it and attacked the head as much as I could. But the fight was harder than before. It called in clones and summoned two Withers to act as turrets. I took out the Withers, my friends dealt with the clones and when it was weak, we all went for the parrot's head and killed it. All of my worlds were deleted after, but I kept the backups in case it ever happened again.
== How to Defeat the P4rr0T Anomaly ==
After I restored my worlds and defeated it twice, the parrot came back on its seed for one final fight and it was huge. Me and my friends were given Diamond Swords enchanted to their most powerful. If you ever encounter this parrot, here's some tips to defeat it. Direct all attacks to the head. Back up if it screeches. Hit its wings and legs to stun it. The parrot has now been removed from the files, thankfully. I hope I never see it ever again.
== Facts About It ==
* It once did a DDoS attack on Mojang's servers.
* It attacked in over 180 countries, 88.33% of which succeeded.
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