Why you're a cat.

We put images of cats on the Internet.
This is text on a page.
This page is on this wiki.
This wiki is on Wikia.
Wikia is a website.
The Internet is made up of websites.
There are entire websites made for cat images.
Cat images are images of cats.
Cats always act as if they didn't do that embarrassing thing.
Humans do the same.
You are reading the previously-mentioned text about cats.
You have probably done the 'I didn't do it' thing that cats so often do.
You have probably also knocked something down before.
Cats have fur on their bodies.
Human hair is just long fur.
Thus, you are a cat.
~Sincerely, the part of Chipper's mind/imagination that's dedicated to strange thoughts.
Category:We are cats