Mushroom For Improvement/Script

Milo: “Another weekend. What should we do today, Papaya?”
Papaya: “I don’t know, seems like a day where we just relax.”
Peach: she does her normal gardening and farming
Milo: “That garden looks beautiful, but it needs a little more sprucing up.”
Papaya: “Wait a sec…”
Milo: “Bingo! We’re making a power-up farm!”
Papaya: “Yeah! That’s a great idea!”
Milo: he grabs a fire flower and puts it on the ground without grass
Papaya: “Oh, this is a recipe for awesomeness.”
Milo: “It’s almost producing fruit. Let’s wait for it to produce its fruit.”
Papaya: “While we wait, what do we do next?”
Milo: “Easy.”
Mario: “Hey! Wanna a try the boxes from Toad’s a factory?”
Milo: “Yes, Dad!”
Papaya: she hits a question mark block and gets an Ice Flower, grabs it by the stem, and puts it on the ground
Peach: “What are you doing to my garden?”
Papaya: “Sprucing it up quite a bit.”
Peach: “And replacing my beautiful garden?”
Milo: “Your garden may not be as beautiful anymore, but you can just buy some more land for your beautiful garden after we make the Mushroom Kingdom economy grow.”
Peach: “And who owns the economy?”
Milo: “You do.”
Peach: “Wait, that’s right! I am Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom!”
Milo: “So, Mom, would you rather have your beautiful but way too traditional garden but not have your economy grow as much or make us improve the economy so that you can buy more land for your traditional garden?”
Peach: “The latter, I guess.”
Milo: “Perfect!”
Papaya: she grabs an item box and gets a banana
Milo: “Bananas! Perfect! Maybe we can trap or prank foes with this!” he grabs another item box and gets a Super Leaf “Seeds? Cool!” he sows the seeds in a large, empty area
Papaya: she sows the seeds of a banana in another large, empty area
Peach: “You may use my magic fertilizer!”
Papaya: she gets the sack of magic fertilizer
Milo: he sows a Super Acorn in a large, empty area
Papaya: she got Dragon Fruits and got their seeds, and then sowed them in many other different places in the Mushroom Kingdom
Milo: he gets more Super Acorns, Tail Tree seeds, and Banana Trees
Papaya: she goes to the Mushroom Forest and steals all of the Mushrooms and replaces them with some Bee Mushrooms, Boo Mushrooms, Propeller Mushrooms, Mini Mushrooms, Mega Mushrooms, Big Mushrooms, and Super Mushrooms
Milo: he got the seeds of Winter Melons to sow more Ice Flower Seeds
Papaya: she got her Bananarang Seeds to sow more Boomerang Flower Seeds
Milo: he uses the magic fertilizer to make all of the plants he sowed grow
Everything grows
Toadette: “Hey, is it me or did you just put too much power around your castle?”
A crowd of Toad Warriors come to the farm
Milo: “Presenting to you, M&P farms!”
Papaya: “Looks more like a forest to be honest.”
Toad Warriors: they get the Bananarangs, Boomerang Flowers, Dragon Fruits, Fire Flowers, Winter Melons, and Ice Flowers
Cooks come to the farm
Papaya: “Hey, cooks! Dragon Fruits for Fire Breath and Fire Flowers for Fireballs can help you in your jobs!”
Toad Scout Tropps: they arrive and take the Dragon Fruits and Fire Flowers
Cooks: they also take the Dragon Fruits and Fire Flowers
A New Donk Contract is sent to Peach’s castle
Peach: “So they want to engage in-“
Mario: “A hundred times a yes, please!”
Peach: “Fine, Mario.” she signs a contract and gives it to a Pilot Toad
Pilot Toad: “So I send this to Mayor Pauline of New Donk City?”
Peach: “Yes.”
Pilot Toad flew to New Donk City and sent the contract to Pauline
Pauline: “Let’s engage in trade!”
Citizens of New Donk get Mushroom Kingdom plants
Pauline: “Oh! The economy is booming! How could I ever thank you so much?”
Mushroom Kingdom
Peach: “Oh! The economy is booming! How could I ever thank you, kids?”
Milo: “You don’t need to do something big for us.”
Peach: “We’re engaging trade with many countries and kingdoms now!”
Weeks Later…
Toads: “Darn it. We don’t have a lot of room in the Mushroom Kingdom aside from treehouses.”
Peach: “Sorry Toads, but we’re not cutting all of these trees. That will make Milo and Papaya Farms less effective!”
Milo: “We can trade wood!”
Peach: “Good point.”
Milo and Papya cut a lot of trees
Peach: she engages in wood trade with many countries
Weeks Later…
Milo: “We can’t take it anymore. We don’t ever get breaks.”
Papaya: “Nobody forced us to not take breaks.”
Peach: “Milo! Papaya! Look at what happened! You aren’t growing as much plants as I’d want you to.”
Milo: “I worked overnight and all day!”
Papaya: “We wanted to serve everyone, Mom.”
Peach: “You’re stressing yourselves out too much. Just remember kids, your determination to help everyone is amazing. However, I don’t want you to work ALL day. Nobody has infinite stamina. You don’t even have the most stamina in the world.”
Papaya: “But we’re close!”
Milo: “Wait a minute, why don’t we use energy drinks? We could get that from some of our Volt Mushrooms!”
Papaya: “Nice idea!”
Peach: “Beware of what might happen if you take too much, kids.”
The kids continue their “work” while taking energy drinks when they feel tired
Papaya: “Hey! This is working!”
Milo: “Have you seen my genius?”
Papaya: “I don’t know, but I bet there’s one living in your pants.”
1 Week Later…
Milo: he tried working, but felt too weak
Papaya: she also felt weak “We did too much.”
Mario: “Oh no! What a happened?”
Papaya: “Dad, I thought there wasn’t such a thing as too many energy drinks, but now I learned that that’s not an alternative to energizing yourself everyday.”
Peach: “That’s right. You need some rest. Do not keep on using your energy drinks. Don’t feel like you ascended with them.”
Milo: “What does that-“
Peach: “You’ll know when you’re older.”
Milo: “So what can I do to keep our business?”
Peach: “Maybe hire some people to help you? They may not be as good as you, but their numbers can make up for it! There’s a lot of people who want to help!”
Milo: “OK! That’s a great idea.”
Peach: “You could let them help you during the day! But remember to hire some nighttime farmers too!”
Papaya: “The only people as good as us in such big ideas like this are Cousins Lana and Dahlia.”
Peach: “Lana and Dahlia? Luigi and Daisy’s daughters? You have to go all the way to Sarasaland.”
Papaya: “We’re tired and feel sick. Please take us to the hospital, Mom.”
Milo: “And Dad, write a letter to Lana and Dahlia.”
Mario: “Okey dokey!”
Milo: “And send it by plane!”
The Next Day…
Lana: “Wait, so do we sleep in the morning and wake up at night?”
Dahlia: “This would be so cool. Seeing our surroundings during nighttime and having some time to play in the afternoons?”
Milo: “Even better, you could explore this place at midnight!”
Dahlia: “We’re going to be night owls!”
Lana: “We are absolutely accepting your request for us to work in your business from 9pm to 6am.
A Cape Bird flies and moults
Milo: “Hey! It’s moulting! We should grab the Cape Feathers.”
Papaya: she uses a Cape Feather and grabs more Cape Feathers from Cape Birds that moulted and grabs the Super Acorns and sows them on the ground
Milo: “This is one of your best ideas yet, Papaya.”
Papaya: “And thank Mom for the idea of a shift.”
Peach: “And I’ll thank you for following me.”
Papaya: “You’re welcome! We’re feeling better than ever now that we learned the importance of rest!”
Bowser’s Kingdom
Koopas: “Run away! They have a lot of power-ups!”
Bowser: “Impossible! How is their army stronger now?”
Bowser Jr.: “See, Papa, that should convince you even more to get Peach to marry you and have kids with you. Since her husband is Mario, the kids were able to make a big scale farm, thus making the Toad Warriors have a near infinite supply of power-ups.”
Bowser: “Aw, shucks. I don’t think we’re gonna take over the world at this rate.”
The End!