ERB: The Burger King Vs Colonel Sanders

== Intro ==
FLYSCRATCH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!
THE BURGER KING
VS
COLONEL SANDERS!!!!
BEGIN!
== BK ==
welcome to bk colonel gonna make you deep fried.
gonna bring my burgers to the south side.
i wear the crown in this fast food game.
while other actors tried to get in on your fame.
you slaughter so many chickens they should call you a killer.
my rhymes are gonna make you croak they couldn't be more iller.
i got a whole kingdom of followers who eat at my place.
so why don't you retire to save some space.
== CS ==
my buckets of chicken feed all of the hood.
you best run away cause my rhymes are so dope they're finger licking good.
Cheetos dude get your recipes together.
cause your a magical king in the 80's but now your have a creepy mask of plastic leather,
i'm the OG chicken man i'll hit you with my cane.
face it your highness you just got played.
ounce this battle is over your gonna be retired like the clown.
cause i'm gonna turn that smile into a frown.
== BK ==
your one to talk you put Cheetos in sandwich.
they say it's a wast of money take that bitch.
you think i haven't heard that face insult before.
seriously old man your a bore and a snore.
rapping against you was hardly a chore.
you should realize your shit even when your female version sings.
i'm running circles round you like my onion rings!.
== CS ==
i'll admit your onion rings are good
but that verse was lifeless like your extinct ball pit.
last rapper that was plastic there was a toy in it.
i'm an icon I've lasted an entire generation.
i'm gonna send an army on you eternal damnation.
i may be old but i'm still kicking even in death i make cash.
heck i faced my evil twin in a crossover with the flash.
so off i go to the afterlife you just got crashed
== BK ==
oh he's dead....now what?
*the mcdonalds jingle plays*
== Ronald ==
it's the undisputed goat of putting burgers in bellies.
i'm fast food eminem while you machine gun kelly.
ask rick and morty who's the lyrical boss.
got lines for days call me sezechaun sauce.
you used cheetoes twice ounce with mac and cheese
your like a bin of lettuce facing the feet.
your nothing compared to my food your is made of horse lips and ass meat.
i've serving up food that can't be beat.
*we then hear where's the beef a few times reaveling wendy)
== Wendy ==
show me some losers old enough to be my daddy's.
loser so square i should make them into meat patties.
the colonel may be dead but i entering now men.
cause there are some rules that are made to bend.
mr.mcdonald your so creepy it's insane you look like that clown in a storm drain.
you creepy too king and your croissants are worse then his mcgriddle it's a pain.
i'll end this with a tweet sess but everybody knows i know how to roast people like social network fox i
got the lyrical locks 
king your losing money and Ronald they gave you job to an animated box.
== Outro ==
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
FLYSCRATCH'S *eats a burger* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!
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