Squid Gone

Squid Gone
Sandy hires an irritating maid for the gang, while Squidward teaches a lesson about the importance of the life of other octopi.
Season: 8 Episode: 8
Total Episode Count: 134
Prod. no.: 7ACX07
Featuring: Squidward Tentacles, Plankton, SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Consueela
Also Appearing: Patrick Star, Pearl Krabs, John Fishly, Fred Rechid, Nort Goldman, Billy, Mayor Johnny East, Nancy Fishly, Kathy, Karen, Mikey, Bill, Chris Matthews, Harry Reid, Kurtwood Smith, Barney the Dog, Bob Bobber, Barbara Winsky
Plot: Squidward finds a website that has chosen to read and discuss his book "Faster Then the Speed of Love". But when he then goes to the Pizza Parlor, where it is being held, he discovers that the people that like his book are mentally disabled. He gets drunk over realizing what a bad writer he is, then accidentally runs over another octopi on the way home. He attempts to hid the body but his conscience get the better of him. When he comes clean, he is suprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a octopi should have the same value as a fish one. When he finds he can't change people's minds he becomes depressed. Plankton is touched by his emotion and decides to show him how much he is appreciated by the gang by faking his death and letting him see the result. Squidward is uplifted by this, and when Plankton asks is he wants to come clean, Squidward decides to give them a few more minutes.
Meanwhile, Sandy has finally grown fed up of SpongeBob's messes, after spending half an hour trying to clean some Kool-aid off the floor. She hires Consueela the Hispanic miad, who turns out to be even worse. She even takes a thousand dollars of Plankton's play money, thinking it was real, and when SpongeBob and Sandy try to fire her, she stays anyway. SpongeBob bribes her with $40, but she takes the money and stays. SpongeBob has to knock her out with chloroform, and then drops her off at John's house in a basket.
==Cutaways==
#Chris Matthews
#Animals killing animals
#SpongeBob on the swing set
#Curious George Goes to his Gym Teacher's Apartment
==Trivia==
*TBA
==Deleted Scenes==
#There's no news to report tonight
#The invention of se*
#Look at this wonderful thing I've done
#Consueela meets Pearl
#You're that Squidward Tentacles
#Not very sexy party
#It's my new ringtone
#Ike, this is Tina
#SpongeBob's tongue twister
#Animals killing animals
#What the hell happened to Patches?
#Fred and the sea hamster
#Squidward in the bathtub
==Rating==
TV-14: DLSV
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