If Malfrous were to obtain level-4 clearance

'heh'
'yu'
'yes yu'
[random L-0 looks at Malfrous]
'go rub my toes'
'YES SIR '
[rub]
'ehehehh'
'you'
'yess u'
'LAAAAAAAAAGH'
[turns neck to original position]
'now, off to find an elevator'
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"i would call myself,
'MY DICK HURTS'
so every time someone interacts with me
'HELLO, MY DICK HURTS!'"
-Malfrous