Yellow Fever

Yellow fever (pronounced "yerrow fever") or erroneously according to Earl, a "rice queen" is someone who is attracted women from Japanamania or Chinamania (excluding India). It is a well known fact that most White men are highly infected. Earl calls those infected with the yellow fever "Rice Queens", but he is wrong, because Rice Queens are homosexuals (typically not from Japanamania or Chinamania) who are sexually attracted to men who are from Japanamania or Chinamania (excluding India). 
Yellow fever is not to be mistaken for Fiebre amarilla, which is a disease that spreads notably in South America and can be fatal. No one has died from attraction to Asian women and few have both Yellow fever and Fiebre amarilla, seeing as there aren't many Asian women in the Amazon. Though there may be no shortage of Indian wawas in the Amazon, if you have the fiebre amarilla and are rushed to a nearby hospital in Brazil, you will likely have the Jungle Fever by the time you are treated by the Afro-Brazilian nurses.
According to to well known ethnologues, Yellow Fever is prevalent among most heterosexual males of many races (except ironically, Asian men, who are more into anime.) Earl is of course, immune to this fever.
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