Side B.B & M.T.C Bonus Drama Track 1

is the drama track from the limited edition of the first volume of the Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- side B.B & M.T.C manga.
==Cast==
*Haruki Ishiya as Jiro Yamada
*Kohei Amasaki as Saburo Yamada
==Translation==
 	
 	Our big brother Ichiro went off to do some business. That's why I, Jiro Yamada, replaced him as an acting manager of the Odd Jobs until he comes back. Nii-chan is super skillful and thanks to him the Odd Jobs' reputation skyrocketed in the last two years. Clients' requests literally never stop coming in, you could say we've become super popular. Well, today it's raining all day long, sadly. Obviously, no one in their right mind would come to ask to find a missing kitten, get a wallet from the gutter, take out the trash... or anything else in the rain like this.
 	Hey, Jiro, stop slacking off. I see you not doing anything.
 	This guy is my shithead little bro, Saburo Yamada. A couple of days ago, me and Nii-chan formed our own team and we had no choice but to let him join in. We just couldn't say no after he begged us like a helpless chick. He's only a middle schooler and he's getting more arrogant every day. Being his big bro is such a pain in the ass.
 	Are you deaf? Ichi-nii told us to sort out the documents, right? Stop muttering nonsense and start working. Ichi-nii might let us join the team if we complete his task. Same goes for you, right, Jiro?
 	No! I already won, actually.
 	Haah... Here you go again. You idiot just can't accept defeat, that's your problem. Did you forget how you were terrified of that stalker girl...
 	The hell are you talking about?! I wasn't scared at all!
 	Oh yeah, sure~ I'll hear out all the excuses you can come up with after you finish sorting out the documents.
 	Oh, man... And where am I supposed to put this? No clue here... Not gonna lie, you finished the task pretty damn quick...
 	Ichi-nii came up with an idea to sort out all requests by separate files, you know that. He said that we can come up with more solutions with classification like this. This is a special business management technique that Ichi-nii started using. Well, it's actually based off the well-known analogy method.
 	Eh... Uhhh... So, that, uhh... manag...? What's that?
 	Haaaahhh... That again. I need to stop wasting my breath on talking with morons like you, Jiro.
 	How dare you?! I just didn't understand what you just said! Try speaking human more!
 	And why should I stoop down to your level? You should bow down and beg "Oh, please, speak to me, so even an ignorant halfwit like me can understand.", isn't that right?
 	Gh!!! AAAA! Why is my brother such an annoying jerk! You used to be so cute back in the day!
 	
Younger Saburo	Wait! Wait for me! Nii-san!
 	
 	Good ol' days.
 	Huh?! I don't remember anything like that!
 	It's just you who doesn't remember!
 	Hmmm? If so, tell me: how old were you at that time, Jiro, and how old was I? And what time of year was it?
 	...W-well...
 	If you can't tell me, doesn't that mean your memories are making quite a stretch? You twist them so much, it's getting annoying, don't you think? You're going to push my weak spots by making things up as you want, right? It's useless. I don't remember a thing, which means nothing happened and never could happen. It's nothing but a fantasy that you made up in your head, Jiro. Simple as that.
 	No, you were cute, I'm telling you!
 	
Younger Saburo	Jiro, onii-san, let's play together!Uwaaaahhhh! Jiro, onii-chan!Jiro-tan, look... It's for you! Hehe!
 	
 	AAAA! SABURO! Jiro-tan will gladly accept whatever you bring- a cicada's husk, a bunch of pebbles, or a pocket full of bugs, anything from youuuu! Ah, what a good boy~! Saburo, how can you be so cute~
 	Gh!
 	Ow! Huh?
 	Stop that, it's so weird! Whatever, I've had enough of paying attention to idiots, there's a job I need to do.
 	Haaaa... I'd rather have a past Saburo than a present one...!
 	Huh... Huh? We got a new request.
 	Eh? At this time? Kinda weird.
 	It says... "I request you to deliver the goods at 7 PM."
 	Hm? The destination is... here?! Oh, I think rain just stopped now... Well, let's go!
 	Wait a minute! Can we even accept a request without Ichi-nii?
 	We can handle stuff like this! Now move your ass, Saburo!
 	Uh... Good grief... Guess I have no choice...
 	
 	Haah... Haahh... Just as I thought, the station was too crowded, so we lost a lot of time... If only I could cross the road here... Oh! Saburo! ...Dammit! That freaking Saburo is already here..! And he said that he was going to get to the place on foot! ...Hh..! Still?! Enough already?!
 	Hm?
 	Uwaaa!!!
 	AAA! You scared me..!
 	Eh? Saburo? AAAAAA!!!
 	Why are you screaming so much?
 	You... Y-Y-Y-You were just about to cross the road on the other side... How did you get here..? Are you... Are you a ghost?!
 	Haah... That's what you get for not doing research. This crossroad is closed and never opens even when there are no trains. That's why there's an underground passage nearby, so people can cross the road here.
 	I-Is that so...
 	You were too late, so I came back to check in on you. Just as I expected, you were stuck here. Whatever, let's get going.
 	
 	S-Sure...
 	You really are a slowpoke, you could just turn around, see the way I came and figure it out on your own. But I guess, you would still go straight forward.
 	What? Well, you're the smart-ass here so you found the way.
 	Haah... I just used the maps app, get it together already. Come on, we need to hurry up!
 	Yeah. (It's so dark here... Kinda creepy, to be honest...)
 	Come on!
 	O-Oh... Wait! Don't leave me here..!
 	
 	Haah... Next turn is near the alley, and we'll get to the client's house... Are you okay, Jiro?
 	Hm? Yeah, what gives?
 	You were trembling in the underground passage, weren't you?
 	Ah! Gh...! Bullshit, I wasn't! By the way, we're almost here. We gotta leave already, I'll go forward! Oh... What the...? Hey, Saburo!
 	What? Wow! Why is there such a big fence?
 	Crap! It's almost 7 PM.., We're out of time.
 	Wait! We have to go sideways...
 	There's no time! Just climb over the fence and we're sorted! C'mon!
 	Huh?! What are you doing? Why did you put your arms against the wall?
 	Use my arms as a stepping stone, so you can climb over the fence! You can finish a task on your own! C'mon!
 	But...
 	No buts! Man up already!
 	...Fine. I'll try my best!
 	Yeah, that's exactly what I'm asking for!
 	AAAAAA!!!
 	COME ON!!
 	Hah...
 	Like I said... little guy is getting stronger...
 	
 	Haahh... Holy cow, I actually did it!
 	Yeah, good job! I was kinda scared for a moment but that jump did just the thing. By the way, how about a thank you for me?
 	What are you even talking about? If you weren't so slow to begin with, we wouldn't need to rush so much. Actually, I could've just gone without you and dealt with it on my own.
 	But you would still have to climb over the fence on your own, right? If you'd went sideways, you would have had to go in circles for a while.
 	Hmph... Well... You do have a point...
 	All's well that ends well, am I right?
 	...Let's leave it at that... Jiro-nii...
 	Huh?
 	...Well, it's time to go back! Ichi-nii is probably worrying about us! And there's the Division Battle soon!
 	You're right, we need to prepare!
 	Yeah!
 	
 	And that's how we crushed down most of the opposing teams in the Division Battle by strengthening our family bonds. That's how the new legend was born.
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