Beach Brawl

Beach Brawl is the 2nd Basket Sponge short. It was written by Doctor Bugs.
==Plot==
On the beach, SpongeBob accidentally challenges Larry to a fight in front of everyone.
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants (main)
*Larry the Lobster (main)
*Plankton (main)
*Squidward Tentacles
*Mr. Krabs
*Mrs. Puff
*Painty the Pirate
*Pearl
*Larry's Fan Girls
*Various citizens
==Transcript==
(It's is a beautiful day at the Bikini Bottom Beach)
Larry: (flexes him muscles) Just saved a dude from drowning. I'm an awesome and amazing lifeguard.
Fan Girls: (swoon)
Krabs: (drowning) Help!!!! Help!!!!!!
Larry: (does nothing, continues to flex) Check it out, ladies. Never felt sexier in my life!
Fan Girls: (swoon and scream over Larry)
Pearl: I love you, LARRY!!!!!!!!!
Krabs: (sinks deep into the water)
Plankton: (watching from the shore) Yes! I knew it! I knew if I put those bowling balls in his pants he would drown to his death! I'm a genius!
Larry: (turns to his fan girls) Well, ladies. Gotta go lift some weights. These muscles aren't gonna build themselves! (wink)
Fan Girls: (faint)
Pearl: (kisses his arm as he leaves)
Plankton: My genius plot to foil Krabs has finally paid off! (Larry steps on him)
Larry: Whoops! I stepped in dog crap! (scrapes Plankton off his foot with a stick)
Plankton: (under his breath) Curse you, Lobster Brain. I ruined Krabs, and I can ruin you!
[5 minutes later]
SpongeBob: (licking an ice cream cone) What a beautiful day!
Plankton: Hello, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton! Isn't it a beautiful day?
Plankton: Ah yes, isn't it?
SpongeBob: It sure is! It's making me feel happy inside!
Plankton: Say, I was wondering, do you wanna learn something today?
SpongeBob: Of course! I love to learn!
Plankton: Do you know how to say "I love this beautiful day" in Spanish?
SpongeBob: Nope, I sure don't!
Plankton: Just say: "Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him."
SpongeBob: Really?
Plankton: Yep, Spanish is a brilliant language!
SpongeBob: Wow. So if I ever go to China, I'll know how to communicate with them!
Plankton: (facepalm) Sure, SpongeBob. China.
SpongeBob: This is great! I'm gonna go share my knowledge with everyone on the beach! (walks along the beach)
Plankton: Tee-hee. It's working!
[5 minutes later]
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.
Squidward: Say what?
SpongeBob: It's Spanish!
Squidward: No me gusta Bob Esponja.
SpongeBob: Hey, Mrs. Puff! Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.
Mrs. Puff: (inflates) Just the sight of you makes me inflate, SpongeBob. Thanks a lot.
SpongeBob: Ahoy, random painting of a pirate head!
Painty the Pirate: Ahoy!
SpongeBob: Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.
Painty the Pirate: That's nice, matey.
SpongeBob: Hey, Pearl! Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.
Pearl: Grrrrr!!!! Don't say that about my true love!
Krabs: (washes up on shore)
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.
Krabs: I agree, lad.
SpongeBob: (with a megahorn) Attention, citizens of Bikini Bottom!
(everyone on the beach gathers to see what he has to say)
SpongeBob: Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him!
Larry: (approaches him; towers over him) What was that, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him. It's Spanish!
Larry: You know what else is Spanish?
SpongeBob: What?
Larry: (socks SpongeBob straight in the face)
(crowd gasps; fan girls swoon)
SpongeBob: (standing up) Owwww.....what just happened.
Larry: Oh, you wanna know what happened?
SpongeBob: Yes, please.
Larry: (socks SpongeBob straight in the face again)
Fan Girls: (scream and swoon)
Pearl: I LOVE YOU, LARRY!!!!!
SpongeBob: (standing up) I have one last question....
Larry: Yes? Out with it, pipsqueak!
SpongeBob: Do you mind if I do....THIS! (grabs Larry's nipple, spins him around, and sends him flying across the beach)
Fan Girls: (gasp)
Pearl: Nooooo!!!! Larry!!!!!
Plankton: (watching with binoculars from a distance) Yes! My plan's working! Wait.....why does it appear that lobster guy is getting closer? ......AAAHHHH!!!!! (Larry lands on Plankton, crushing him)
Larry: ......I can't get up....
Plankton: Barnacles!
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