Schnit Zel

Schnit Zel is a character role-played by Garbage_Brain.
== Background ==
Schnit Zel is a German citizen residing in city of Los Santos. He hails from Köln, a city in Western Germany. Schnit Zel is an avid cyclist and is currently training for the Tour de France. As a child Schnit used to deliver food and "tings" to gangsters in his city on his bike. Schnit Zel also comes from a wealthy family in "da Germanys" but is looking to live a normal life in Los Santos. 
== Appearance ==
Schnit Zel can always be found sporting his German jacket and his Pißwasser hat (which was stolen by Barry Benson. As a new age gangster, Schnit Zel now rocks a designer durag. He also prefers to wear European cut shorts to show of his "tighs" or thighs and ass. 
== Occupations ==
Schnit Zel currently works for "the Burger" or Burger Shot. He is terrible at his job but seems to keep his job based on how "drippy" he looks. He also works for DDS (Drippy Delivery Service) where he delivers products to everyone and anyone. 
== Famous Phrases ==
* "Oooooh yaaaa" 
* "Ya ya ya ya ya" 
* "Fucking you, asshole"
* "Vas?"
* "Fucking for you" 
*"Smelling my balls" 
*"Lick my nuts"