Old Friends (FTAS2 Transcript)

"Old Friends" written by Exotoro
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Unten: Man, where could Rachel and Britt be?
[He bumps into a little boy running down the street.]
Unten: Oh sorry! Hey, uh, have you heard of anyone named Rachel or maybe Britt?
Little Boy: Why would I know?
Unten: Oh right, I'm an idiot.
Little Boy: You're welcome!
[The little boy runs off.]
Unten: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR WHAT?
[Unten ponders more.]
Unten: Oh, he's implying I'm an idiot. WELL, YOU TOO, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Teenage Girl: Wait, did you say you were looking for a Rachel?
Unten: Yeah. Do you know her?
Teenage Girl: I have a Rachel as a mom...
Unten: I'm a old friend of hers. Hey, do you think you could take me to her?
Teenage Girl: M'kay. I'm not supposed to trust strangers, but you look like a big ol' teddy bear so...
Unten: I'm not actua- why does everyone keep saying that?!
Teenage Girl: Because you look like one.
[Unten groans and it cuts to a house. The girl rings the doorbell.]
Rachel: Oh hey!
Unten: Wait, so this is your kid?
Rachel: Sona? Yeah.
Unten: ...how long was I out then?
Rachel: Five years or so?
Unten: Eh, I guess it isn't that bad then. I assume she's adopted then?
Rachel: Yeah. 
Unten: Well, neat.
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