Uchiha Jones/3.0

Uchiha Jones is a character role-played by cyr aka Anime Phuckface. ([Pegi18[Eng Dub])
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==Introduction==
Born in Kansas, Japan, Uchiha Jones lived with his parents until the age of four, when they were brutally murdered in front of him. A man took him in and trained him as a Shinoba. At the age of 18, his sensei confessed that he was the one who beheaded his parents. Searching for his sensei, Uchiha moved to Los Santos. He is a core member of Chang Gang.
Uchiha speaks English and Kansas-ese, a mixture of Japanese and English. He also calls people "fucko", which is a term of endearment in his native land.
He has cybernetic arms, legs, and a shoko (penis) from Boston Dynamics (in collaboration with Pillbox Medical and SpaceSex). Uchiha wears an exoskeleton on his torso as a result of all the combat damage.
*Cyr has stated that Uchiha is based on various characters from video games [such as Final Fantasy] and anime series [such as Naruto]. Cyr uses music from these games and series to set the mood for Uchiha's character.
==Uchiha's Early Days in Los Santos==
== Uchiha Specialties ==
== Character Arcs ==
== Uchiha's Initiation To Chang Gang ==
: Uchiha is kidnapped by Chang, Randy, Ramee, and Vinny, who are dressed like Sasquatches. Uchiha is then taken to a maze, where he has to defeat all of the "Beasts." He manages to defeat all of the "Beasts", only to be confronted by Chang. They then engage in a gun fight, which leaves them both dead. They manage to get to the entrance of the maze, only to find Bobby Brown there, and he calls EMS. Once the EMS arrive, Chang tells Uchiha that he is officially a part of the Chang Gang. The boys then go to the mansion, and Vinny gives Uchiha keys.
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== Fighting Tournaments ==
== Court Cases ==
== Sakura-chans / LS Thots ==
== Friends/Acquaintances ==
== Criminal Record ==
* Accessory to Robbery x2
* Assault x1 
* Assault on a Peace Officer x1 
* Assault with Deadly Weapon x6 
* Attempted Manslaughter x1 
* Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x20 
* Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x5 
* Criminal Use of a Firearm x2 
* Escaping Custody x1 
* Evading x4 
* Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x2 
* First Degree Speeding x2 
* Identity Theft x1 
* Impersonating a Peace Officer x2 
* Joyriding x5 
* Kidnapping x3 
* Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous x1 
* Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x2 
* Murder x1 
* Negligent Driving x1 
* Obstruction of Justice x2 
* Reckless Evading x5 
* Resisting Arrest x12 
* Robbery x3 
* Second Degree Speeding x1 
* Tampering With a Vehicle x1 
* Unlawful Imprisonment x3 
== Fun Facts ==
* Uchiha ordered his legs off the Dark Web.
* Uchiha learned how to pick up women from the video game Super Seducer.
* Uchiha likes to tell mother jokes/burns. (1)
* Uchiha helped Snake with the Bovice prison break.
* Uchiha helped Bovice get a clean ID.
* Uchiha went to a concert at an empty bar to watch a man sing a song for Mother.
* Mr. Kebun is Uchiha's mortal enemy, mentor, and business partner.
* Uchiha hates blackjack and racing.
* Uchiha once ramped Lil Erf's car onto some power poles. (1)
* Uchiha once told Karen to drive FAST! resulting in her being ejected from her car and dying. (1)
* Uchiha wanted to sue Nino for defecation of character because he said he shoved eggs up his ass.
* Uchiha has a cool Sakura-chan car and a motorcycle he calls 'the smoke monster'. (1)
* Uchiha once did a pretty sick back-flip while in prison. (1)
* Uchiha often takes on the persona of "Fish boy" and "Rick Grimes" during heists/missions and likes to ask for marshmallows. (1, 2)
* Uchiha was Jordan Steele's best man for his wedding that they had outside of the courthouse.
* Uchiha helped Joe Mullet, and Zelda Harth on a surprise practice mission to rescue John Pliskin.
* Uchiha calls women Sakura-chan or LS thots.
* Uchiha is co-owner of The Dragon's Dojo according to Chang.
* Uchiha's feather tattoo on his right side represents his bird feet, the tattoo on his chest represents Boston Dynamics, and the tattoo on his right elbow was made by his drunk friend while they were both high on LSD.
* Uchiha always enters the 420 realm during rare late nights hanging out with Chang.
* Uchiha succeeds in his first getaway driving role during a heist with Boe and Pablo.
* Uchiha robbed a convenience store twice by himself successfully.
* Uchiha murdered (PERMA) El Muerto by stabbing him in the back with a knife in Chang's Dojo.
* Uchiha is the first to be the dragon trophy champion.
* Uchiha is one of the only convicted cop killers to still walk the streets, avoiding the death penalty in court.
* Uchiha shot down his first person with Ricky Robins during a robbery gone wrong.
* Uchiha's rap "Mother Don't Know" (https://www.twitch.tv/cyr/clip/KindLuckyKoalaMingLee)
* Uchiha's rap "Jail Cell" (https://www.twitch.tv/cyr/clip/OptimisticBelovedClintChocolateRain)
* Uchiha's rap "Top Notch Killer" https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousFlaccidGuanacoJKanStyle
* Uchiha has shot down Kael Soze and Bobby Smith.
* Uchiha has the second sword in the city that Chang gave him after the battle for the cursed sword.
== Quotes ==
* "SAY IT! YOU THINK IM A FREAK!"
* "See Ya, Fucko!"
* "I don't expect you to understand."
* "You got got."
* "Prone Bone Style."
* "I could have dropped you like a sack of rice."
* "Relacc"
* "Goog"
* "LS Thots"
* "I'm simply jesting"
* "The best of the best of the best, Sir! With honors."
* "Oishii desu ne"
* "SHA"
* "It's your life, take a chance"
* "SILENCE MHORTALS!"
* "Diagnostics suggest..."
* "Natural selection, baby."
* "A lot of people want to know just who I am, well I'm Uchiha."
* "My old man is Jecht, and Jecht is sin"
* "You ever just do some DMT and listen to Nickleback?"
* "SLEEP"
* “I’m only here to procreate. I cannot lose sight of that mission.”
* "Be My Wife!"
* "You're just a dumb old docktor"
* "What happened to me"
* "What's the point"
*"I have slept with my own mother."
*"SYAT!"
*"Sounds like the same old dilly dally shilly shally"
== Openings / Endings ==
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME OPENING (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 1 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME OPENING 2 (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 2 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME OPENING 3 (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 3 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME OPENING 4 (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 4 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES JUDGEMENT V2 GoldenEye|Uchiha Jones Season 4.5 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME CLOSING (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 1 Ending
File:Uchiha Jones Case Closed Opening (GTA RP)
File:Uchiha Jones MV - In The End-2
File:Uchiha Jones Anime Ending - Uso
== Media ==
Uchiha Jones' Theme
===Cyr -55 Hoes===
== Videos ==
File:Official Uchiha Jones (Tsunami Suicide) - Vitamin Lead
File:Uchiha Jones MV - In The End
File:ORIGINS - Uchiha Jones
File:LS Noire Cinematic Intro - NoPixel RP
== Gallery ==
UchihaJones.PNG
UchihaHostage.png|Uchiha is taken hostage.
Fukaru.png|Uchiha's Fukaru
Tronbike.png|Uchiha's "Tron" Bike
Maxresdefault.jpg|Uchiha and Chang
Uchiha Moto Heck.png|Heck Realm
Uchiha and Trish.jpg|Uchiha and Trish
Winner pov.PNG|Winner POV
Vlcsnap-00053.png|Heck Realm
Image0dfdf.jpg|Uchiha and Chang
Talking it out.PNG|Talking it out
Mr-Chang-and-Chawa-Race-Chang-Crashes-and-Uchiha-Dies-GTA-V-RP-GTA-5-Roleplay-Lord Kebun.jpg|Chang and Uchiha at Pillbox
Hugs.PNG|uchiha and choi hug
Uchiha lean.png|Uchiha leaning on his car
Uchiha and choi beach.png|Uchiha and Choi at the beach
57F53D7B-3EE7-4BF5-AC21-BE944229FD0C.jpeg|Race arc Uchiha and Snake
3E237448-2C95-42B0-B009-21A6423ABF96.jpeg|Racer Uchiha
667E2E44-D511-4A63-A8D2-5E9745181B26.jpeg|Stripper arc
69A121A5-E718-45E0-BD9E-1E900A718E99.jpeg|Ladies’ night Uchi and Shaw
Image0.png.jpg|Uchiha Jones IRL
Uchiha Police Disguise .jpg|Uchiha Police Disguise
2019-07-12 07.27.42.jpg|Uchiha and Choi at the Impound Lot
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2019-07-15 06.43.51.jpg|Conan Clarkson's Photoshoot
2019-07-15 06.42.59.jpg|Chang's Dojo Freya VS Brenda
2019-07-15 06.38.46.jpg|Ramee's 50,000 Dollar Failed Money Plan
32FE8FD4-9EDD-452F-843A-297DA69946EB.jpeg|Uchoiha date
2019-07-18 01.29.58.jpg|Uchiha's Suit
2019-07-18 01.32.28.jpg|The Tugboat
2019-07-18 01.37.24.jpg|Boston Dynamic's Island
2019-07-18 01.39.57.jpg|Conan Clarkson's Shoko Surgery
DA927277-94BC-40BC-97A6-D0EA00ABBD55.jpeg|Rose takes an Uchoiha photo
AC9B6D30-5670-404B-B0AF-9976D1D102AA.jpeg|Night stalker
2019-07-19 01.54.32.jpg|Uchiha's Special Repair
2019-07-20 01.10.07.jpg|Uchiha's Chicken Outfit For Tessa's Costume Contest
2019-07-21 08.14.28.jpg|Uchiha First Time Meeting River God
2019-07-21 08.14.07.jpg|Uchiha Anime Fighter Outfit
2019-07-21 08.15.29.jpg|Return Of Uchiha Jones
2019-07-21 08.04.27.jpg|Uchiha VS Chang Mount Chiliad Fight
2019-07-21 08.03.11.jpg|Uchiha & Mel VS Chang & Big D Bridge Fight
2019-07-21 08.03.37.jpg|Uchiha VS Chang Swamp Fight
2019-07-23 02.57.43.jpg|Uchiha's Chaos Arc Costume
2019-07-26 08.07.47.jpg|Snake's Second Mission For Uchiha & Joe & Zelda
2019-07-26 08.00.27.jpg|Ghost Kayden Case
2019-07-28 14.50.13.jpg|Uchiha Nugget
2019-07-28 14.51.55.jpg|Uchiha Being A Hostage In Gnome's Scavenger Hunt
2019-07-30 03.42.35.jpg|Uchiha's Weed Arc Outfit
2019-07-30 03.46.31.jpg|The Dojo Grand Opening
Uch.png|Uchiha's police profile picture in the public records database
2019-08-01 00.06.03.jpg|Uchiha writing a short haiku for Tessa's birthday gift.
2019-08-04 05.51.35.jpg|Uchiha VS Chang First Crane Fight
2019-08-04 05.50.56.jpg|Uchiha & Heidi
29EF0B88-CA78-4103-AD0D-588C911C6BB8.jpeg|Uchiha and ‘Uchoiha’
563CE7A6-6A58-4472-96A6-630B4015015E.jpeg|Dr Jones & Dr Choi
2019-08-09 09.23.24.jpg|Uchiha Jones VS Jack Sullivan Case
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0A2B7109-9355-4784-80E7-623F89707C3A.jpeg|SBSO look
Snipaste 2019-09-12 22-42-51.png|Outfit worn in Uchiha Jones VS The People
2019-09-15 05.41.33.jpg|Uchiha Meeting Yung Dab For The First Time
40FF27B0-6A33-4CD1-B8C9-7E79EAF1C6A7.jpeg|Uchiha in “A Peek into NoPixel” trailer
F22F7C7A-8992-4D7D-A018-DFB64BA9C639.jpeg|Snake and Uchiha in “A Peek Into NoPixel” trailer
9CEE6A75-934E-459D-9E17-49BAE964D82B.jpeg|Uchiha in “A Peek Into NoPixel” trailer #2
A6C96D66-23F4-465C-A7B2-0D5EE944928D.jpeg|Uchiha in “A Peek Into NoPixel” trailer #3
File:UchihaJones14.JPG|Bad Motherfu*ker
File:UchihaJones7.JPG|Simply the best