Transcripts/Choose Your Own Ending

LMB theme song
==Best Trends Forever==
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Cloudy mornings will clear up by the Twilight. [plays guitar] Giving us clear skies all week to jam out to this tune. And that's your Weather... by the Twilight. [clicks tongue]
:Tobias: Thank you, Sergey. Now for this week's most essential forecast: trends, featuring me, Toby, your on-trend friend. As always, I look to Ms. Phil Hellena's style guide for inspiration. [sighs] Which I have memorized, so, uh... the latest trend simply has to be, uh... Don't panic, Toby. You once made a skirt out of slap bracelets. You can find inspiration anywhere!
===Luna Vernadsky ending scene===
:Tobias: The latest trend: Smart is Handsome!
:[beat]
:Luna: What the heck?
:Cecil Lulamoon: Luna, the Great and Powerful and Smart Cecil has a question for you and you alone. How do I get to that cool place with those little bound stacks of paper?
:Luna: Books? Do you mean the library, lady?
:Cecil Lulamoon: The library!
:Luna: Down the hallway to your right.
:Cecil Lulamoon: Library, here we come!
:[a few inches later...]
:Neil: Brother Luna, which word is cooler? "Boronic" or "onomatopoeia"?
:Luna: Well, they're both kinds of bombastic.
:Lester: "Bomb-tastic"? Oh, oh, I love that! It's like "da bomb" plus "fantastic"!
:Luna: No. Bombastic means overly florid in an attempt to sound impressive.
:Lester: Whoa. Bombastic much, brother.
:Neil: Ooh! You just got incinerated!
:Luna: What's gotten into everyone?
:Canterlot Presidential civilians: [chanting, mispronouncing] Ski-ence! Ski-ence! Ski-ence!
:Luna: Grrr... there's a month-long waitlist to check out the sequel to the book I just finished.
:Jason: [reading] "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Arthropods"?
:Luna: [scoffs] Not everything, obviously. Why is everyone suddenly into the stuff I'm into and taking my books?
:Tobias: I may have taken the teeniest, tiniest, little bit of inspiration from... well, you. I'm sorry, Luna.
:Luna: Oh. That's okay, Lady Toby. I'm so handsome. Besides, trends come and go, but friendship is always in fashion.
:Luna and Tobias: Ooooh!
:Tobias: And not to worry. Dramatic capes are about to pop!
:Canterlot Presidential civilians: Ski-ence! Capes? Capes! [clamoring]
:[zip!]
:THE END
===Jason Esofita ending scene===
:Tobias: The latest trend has to be... rainbows! Sherbets, sprinkles, or rainbow hair – it's all in!
:Jason: Well, duh!
:[later...]
:Tobias: Oh, so glad I found you, Jason. I am tailoring a particularly tricky pinafore, and I was wondering if—
:Cecil Lulamoon: The Great and Powerful—!
:Tobias: Cecil! Oh, uh, thank you. Uh, b-but I'm late for... b-being over there. [laughing] I just had the most embarrassing mix-up. I thought I was talking to you... [gasps, stammering] No, no. No, it can't-can't be. Oh! Excuse me!
:[thud]
:Tobias: [narrating] Submitted for your approval. A portrait of a campus taken over by a trend. Namely, a hairstyle. Rainbow in nature, the calling card of one ROY G. BIV. 
:Tobias: [bumps] Oof!
:Tobias: [narrating] So if you choose to enroll in this class-wide craze, hurry up and catch the bus headed for... the Rainbow Zone.
:Tobias: [screaming]
:Jason: Oh. Hey, Lady Toby. I don't know what it is, but everyone looks awesome today!
:THE END
===Celestia Diane ending scene===
:Tobias: [gasps] Confetti! Of course!
:Celestia: [hyperventilating] Confetti? I love confetti! And parties and cupcakes and surprises, but most of all— [deep breath] Confetti!
:[squeak!]
:Dennis: Can the next trend be a little less... messy, Toby?
:Luna: [sneezes]
:Tobias: Well, this place needed a little color, don't you think?
:[squeak! squeak! squeak!]
:Dennis: If Mrs. Finn sees this, we'll be in trouble. Let's get to cleanin'!
:[montage music]
:Luna: [whistles]
:Dennis: Party's over, Tia!
:Celestia: A party? And I missed it?! Aw, shoot! I was busy spreading the joy of confetti to the whole entire campus!
:Luna and his Friheten ladies: We know, Tia!
:Princess Finlandia: Great job for cleaning up with your ladies, son.
:Luna: Thanks, mom.
:Princess Finlandia: Celestia, lay off the confetti, okay?
:Celestia: Okay, mommy...
:[finally...]
:Tobias: [sighs] This afternoon's trend forecast... Detention.
:Celestia: Wheeee! [giggles]
:THE END
==Polina's Butterflies==
:Jason: Auditions for the Miracle Play!
:Dennis: I can't believe we're doin' "Sunset of Mediolanum" this year.
:Tobias: Ooh! Nothing holds a candle to the glamour of legitimate theater. I was born for the lead – Solvedos! [in a Bavarian accent] A coal miner's daughter with the heart of a dancer.
:Celestia: Let's all do the play together! Aah! It'll be like planning an amazing party where everything has to be perfect or we get embarrassed in front of the country's public. Right, Lina?
:Polina: [quietly] I'm Polina Fluttershy, trying out for Rini the Coal Miner. Ahem. "Down here, we mine for coal."
:Jason: Uh, you okay, Lina?
:Polina: Ohhh... It would be so fun to be in the play with all of you. But when I think about trying out on stage all alone... Mm-mm.
:Jason: You brother – Vincent, performed all the time with the V-Rainbooms.
:Polina: Well, it's different when we're all together. It's less... terrifying.
:Dennis: You know, I got just the trick for stage fright.
:Jason: I bet I could help, too – in half the time as Dennis.
:Dennis: It ain't a contest. But if it were, I'd win.
:Polina: Really? [to the viewers] Hmm... Who should I pick to help me?
===Jason Esofita ending scene===
:Jason: You just need a little practice speaking in front of a crowd. Ready?
:Polina: Mm-mm. [distressed squeal]
:Jason: You'll thank me later. Game on!
:Polina: [taps microphone]
:[feedback]
:[whistle blows]
:[students cheering]
:Polina: [over loudspeaker] Here goes. Um, in between two with the... score time...
:Cole and Bellvania: Huh?
:Polina: [over loudspeaker] He's bringing, um... Oh, help me, somebody. The... ball goes up, and... boom goes a header ball... a-a head ball. Uh... Oh, no. [whimpering]
:Jason: Lose yourself in the game! Come on, Lina!
:Polina: [sighs, over loudspeaker] Number twenty-two is pushing to the... limit. The ball, it's tucked away by number thirty-four, who passes back to Rini. She holds it, makes her move. She's coming, hears the crowd, she's wide open! I don't believe it! Down here, we mine for... cooooooaaaaaaaal!
:[presidential students cheering]
:Jason: Heh. And the crowd goes wild.
:THE END
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Dennis: Surefirest cure for stage fright is to picture everyone in the audience as a bunch of chickens.
:Polina: Chickens?
:Dennis: Heh. A little cluck-cluck, and it'll pluck ya right up. You never heard of this trick?
:Polina: Mm-mm.
:Dennis: Everyone does it. And I mean everyone.
:Polina: Even you?
:[chicken clucks]
:Polina: Oh!
:Dennis: Told ya!
:[later...]
:Dennis: [voiceover, echoing] Picture everyone in the audience as a bunch of chickens...
:Celestia: [squee]
:Dennis: [clucking]
:Polina: I'm Polina Fluttershy, trying out for Rini the Coal Miner. "Down here, we mine for coal".
:[overlapped approval]
:Dennis: Heh. Chicken trick worked, huh?
:Polina: Actually, I pictured everyone in the audience as you, Dennis.
:Dennis: We believe in you, Lina!
:[later...]
:Dennis: Heh. Awww. Well, I'm glad you were able to imagine it in one way or the other. 'Cause, my backup plan wasn't so hot.
:[chickens clucking]
:Dennis: [clears throat] Speakin' of which, I should probably get them back to the farm.
:[chickens clucking]
:THE END
===Dmitry Una ending scene===
:[loud, bass-heavy music]
:Polina: Down here, we mine for coal.
:[presidential students cheering]
:Tobias: Wow. She really knows how to make an entrance.
:THE END
==Text Support==
:[presidential bell rings]
:Celestia: How cool is chemistry class? I can't believe I got to come up with my very own chemical formula – jalapeño supernova cupcake frosting! [slurps]
:[phone buzzing]
:Martin: That wasn't the assignment.
:Celestia: Aw, you sound just like my lab partner, princess. [to Snips and Snails] Couldn't have done it without you, kids!
:Luna: I just got the weirdest text from Brother Diana.
:Tobias: Pirate, plane, alligator, thumbs up, waterfall, golf club, ice cream sundae.
:Luna: What does it mean? Is it an inside joke? A hieroglyphic reference? A secret code? Ugh! My brain feels weird. I'm not used to not knowing things.
:Tobias: Hmmm. Sounds like you could use a translator.
:Polina: In representing the Fluttershy, I could help.
:Martin: In my sake as your future wife, leave this one to me, Luna.
:Luna: [to the viewers] Between these of my girls: who can get me out of this text apostrophe?
===Tobias Ratnasari ending scene===
:Tobias: As you are no doubt keenly aware, I am fluent in all the latest text slang, "phone lingo". [chuckles] If I may?
:Luna: Ohhh. So, you're just gonna...
:Tobias: No, no, buddy.
:[phone chimes]
:Luna: Thank you so much. But what'd I just say?
:[phone buzzes]
:Luna: Oh! He replied!
:Tobias: Robot, shooting star, a trophy? [laughing] Oh, he's a witty one.
:Luna: Diana won a space robot contest!
:[beat]
:Tobias: Fancy dress, anvil, high-five, napkin...
:Luna: Anvil? I don't know if...
:Tobias: Shhh-shhh! Buddy, buddy.
:[phone buzzes]
:Tobias: [laughing] Do you like ice cream?
:Luna: Who doesn't like ice cream?
:Tobias: Check mark, check mark, couple holding hands, sunshine, three balloons, spoon! [chuckles]
:Luna: I'm sorry, lady, but what just happened?
:Tobias: Oh, well, I started by sending a dragon because you're powerful, ice cube and snail because you're cool but take it slow, and then pyramid, well, for obvious reasons. Then he was way into it, so in this last one, I was just double-checking. You and Diana have a diplomatic visit on Sunday at three o'clock to have ice cream.
:Luna: Thumbs up, smiley face! (means: "Thank you, Lady Toby.")
:Tobias: You're welcome, Luna.
:THE END
===Polina Fluttershy ending scene===
:Luna: So, what are you thinking, Lina?
:Polina: I'd start with... a bird.
:Luna: Sounds good.
:Polina: Then iguana, guinea pig, regular pig, frog, baby chick in the egg, baby chick out of the egg, all three see-no-evil monkeys, cat, cat, cat, cat, all the cats, and, um...
:[squirrel chitters]
:Polina: ...finish it with a squirrel on its hind legs.
:Luna: Sounds good. Sent. That was perfect! So, what did we just send?
:Polina: A bunch of cute animal emojis! [giggles]
:[beat]
:Luna: But what does it mean?!
:[phone buzzes]
:Luna: [gasps] Diana says: yes, a diplomatic visit to the zoo! The zoo? Ohhhh! The zoo! Thank you, Lina!
:Polina: No matter what the problem is, adorable animals are always the answer.
:THE END
===Martin Heldayeti ending scene===
:Luna: Princess, Brother Diana wants to dress up like pirates and fly through waterfalls with an alligator while we eat ice cream with golf clubs for spoons?! That's crazy! Golf clubs would make terrible spoons.
:Martin: Have you thought about maybe asking him what he means, Luna?
:Luna: Ooh, great idea! How would I ask that in emojis?
:Martin: Ugh.
:[phone beeps, dials]
:Luna: Calling?! No calling! Who talks on the phone?! [strains] Princess, whyyyy?!
:Martin: Hello, Prince Diana? Princess Martin's here.
:[indistinct talking]
:Martin: Mm. Mm-hmm. That text you sent to my boyfriend – Luna. Mm-hmm. Ohhh! [chuckles] That's what you meant? That's what he thought, but we weren't sure. Thanks.
:Luna: You just... boy talked... mouth words... phone.
:Martin: Prince Diana's wondering if you're free to play pirate alligator mini-golf on the diplomatic visit this weekend.
:Luna: Oh, duh! Of course! How do I say yes?
:[beat]
:Luna: Ohhh. Heh.
:[indistinct talking]
:Luna: Yes!
:THE END
==Stressed in Show==
:Tobias: [in a Bavarian accent] Moeder, I fear I do not share their dreams of coal. Instead, my heartbeat calls for me to dance!
:[beat]
:Tobias: Ahem. Heartbeat calls for me to dance? To dance!
:Luna: Oh, sorry. Uh... [reading] But Solvedos, without his help, I'll never mine the mine in time. Or run lines with Sergey in time, or help Dennis build a stage in time, or practice my monologue in time, or find time for time and time! [panting]
:Jason: Uh, am I missing a page?
:Martin: Um, when was the last time we took a break from the play?
:Luna: Take a break! Break a leg! Break a take!
:Jason: [whispering] I think he's broken.
:Martin: Breathe, Luna. You just need something to take your mind off the play a little while. We're here for you. Right, everyone?
:Jason: Of course!
:Vincent: Let one of us help take your mind off it.
:Celestia: You bet!
===Vincent Cadance ending scene===
:[bird chirps]
:Vincent: Ta-da! Just what you needed. An escape to nature.
:[squish]
:Vincent: Astaghfirullah... I got mud on my boots.
:Luna: Boots?! That reminds me! I need to help Lady Toby design Solvedos' magic boots for the play!
:Vincent: Oh, no-no-no. Don't think about that. Think about this.
:Luna: [dumbfounded]
:Vincent: [whispering to his girlish rabbit] Be as cute as you can possibly be.
:Angel Fluttershy: [chittering]
:Luna: Eh! She's adorable!
:Vincent: By the fidelity, it's why I love nature so much more than big cities.
:Luna: Mediolanum City! Dennis is building the city sets while we're out here lost in the woods!
:Vincent: Incoming, Fluttershy!
:[Fluttershy animals scattering]
:Vincent: Fluttershy, dazzle him with the tranquility of sunset.
:Luna: Sunset is the name of the play!
:Vincent: Hold Fluttershy in your arms, Luna, you will be dazzled by their charm.
:[birds chirping, woodpecker pecking]
:Luna: [sighs] Oh, yeah. This... this is nice. Heh. So relaxing, so calm, so... [snoring]
:Vincent: Shhh. Luna's fell asleep, Fluttershy. Let him take a little nap. All we need now is some volunteers to keep him warm. Spunky and Plunky, are you up to the task?
:[skunks chittering]
:THE END
===Jason Esofita ending scene===
:Luna: [panting]
:Jason: Come on, Luna! Only ten laps to go!
:Luna: I'm fasting as lap as I can!
:Jason: A great practice always clears my head. I promise. You'll feel great in no time. [to the rest of the Petrovburg Heroes] Right, guys?
:Martin: [panting] We'll catch up!
:[rock montage music]
:Luna: Whoa!
:Jason: Hi-yah!
:Luna: Ugh! [whimpers]
:[]
:Luna: Hi-yah!
:[]
:Luna: [panting] Woo-hoo!
:Jason: Hah. Look at that. You beat me. And I only sorta let you win.
:Luna: I feel completely de-stressed. And we managed to give Spike some exercise.
:Martin: [groans]
:Luna: [chuckles] And I guess Princess Martin, too.
:Jason: Wow.
:Luna and Jason: [laughing]
:THE END
===Celestia Diane ending scene===
:Celestia: Ooh! I know what we could do to get your mind off the play. We could ask Lady Toby for a makeover. Oh! Or ask Trixie for a massage. He gives such good massages. Or we could ask Dennis to whip you up an apple face mask. Ah, there are so many options! Maybe too many options? It's kind of stressful just thinking about it. Right? Huh? Where'd you go?
:[]
:Celestia: Luna! There you are. I've been looking all over for you. Take a look at this! I made an anti-stress list. You love lists, don't you? Well, to start, this is a list of lists we could make. We could make a list about color, a list about numbers, a list about buckets, lists... Luna? Luna?
:[presidential bell rings]
:Luna: [sighs] Phew.
:Celestia: Luna!
:Luna: Aaaah!
:Celestia: I had a feeling you'd be here.
:Luna: Tia, listen. I really appreciate what you're trying to do and everything, but it's too much. All-day, all I've been able to think about is, "Where's Celestia? Where's Celestia?" I haven't had one moment to—
:[beat]
:Luna: —think about the play. [sighs]
:Celestia: You're welcome.
:THE END
==Driving Princess Martin==
:Polina: What do you mean you failed?
:Martin: [sighs, groans] Mr. Elfa said I didn't have enough experience to pass the driving test. I have a retest on Monday, but it's my last chance, and he wants me to practice with someone more experienced.
:Tobias: Oh, pfft. Princess, is that all? I can take you any time you like.
:Dennis: Don't worry, princess. I can borrow my Applejack truck.
:Polina: You could use my Fluttershy car, princess.
:Martin: Well, I guess I'll go with—
===Tobias Ratnasari ending scene===
:[limo screeches]
:Martin: Huh?
:Tobias: Isn't it fabulous? I rented it for the day. If you're going to study driving, you must do it in style. I call it "Stretch of Bavariafest".
:[door closes]
:[car vrooming]
:Tobias: Now, just a few things that you absolutely must know. Always have both sparkling and still water. You never know which one your passengers will prefer. Never play the music too loud or too soft. It has to be just enough that their heads bob but not so much that they cover their ears. And finally, always have your lights on the ready in case of an impromptu party breaking out.
:Martin: The headlights?
:[dance music playing]
:Martin: Lady Toby, I'm not going to prom. I'm just trying to pass my driving test.
:Tobias: Princess, can't we do both?
:[later...]
:Tobias: Just a little bit— Oh! No, an inch to the left. Now—ooh, careful! The shoulder! Watch the shoulder! Ooh, driving can be stressful, princess.
:Dmitry Elfa: Not bad, Martin. You completed the left turn, the right turn, the U-turn, and the K-turn. But now comes the party where everyone fails – parallel parking. Don't expect to—
:Martin: Done!
:Dmitry Elfa: Where on town did you learn to do that?
:Martin: Mmm, I just had to... stretch my talents.
:Dmitry Elfa: I don't get it. Eh.
:THE END
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Martin: Thanks for helping me out, Dennis.
:Dennis: Think nothin' of it. I've been lookin' for a reason to take a spin in the old jalopy.
:Maria Applejack: Who are you callin' a jalopy?!
:Martin: [coughing]
:Maria Applejack: See? Like she's fresh off the lot.
:Dennis: Whew. Mom, I can't believe about Princess Martin. She's still in such good condition.
:Martin: Uh, she's something, all right.
:Maria Applejack: You girls ready for the ride of your lives?
:[engine revving]
:Maria Applejack: Now, the first thing you ought to know is—
:[pop, hiss]
:Maria Applejack: —be prepared.
:Martin: To fail?
:Maria Applejack: For anything.
:Dennis: [grunts] All right, princess. Use that wrench to loosen the bolts, and we'll get this tire replaced in two shakes of an apple tree.
:Martin: Heh. And what if I don't have you and Mrs. Maria around?
:Dennis: Well...
:[a few moments later...]
:Dmitry Elfa: Oh, this is unfortunate. Of course, I know how to change a tire, but, uh, I wouldn't want you waiting around. So I guess, uh... you fail? Is that fair? Hmm?
:Martin: Not to worry, sir. I know exactly what we need.
:Dmitry Elfa: Ya, do?
:Martin: An apple-jack. [chuckles]
:THE END
===Polina Fluttershy ending scene===
:Polina: Princess Martin, over here!
:Martin: Sweet ride, Lina.
:Polina: Here you go, Miss Kitty.
:[cat meows]
:Martin: All right! I'm ready to clock some miles on this bad boy! Let's do this!
:Polina: [rhythmically] It's the driving safety rhyme. Start your trip with seat belt time. Nine and three is where we'll be. Adjust your mirror to see things clearer. Check your little engine light to make sure that the trip's all right. The coolest drivers will admire—
:Martin: All right!
:Polina: —properly inflated tires.
:Martin: So, what are we learning first? Turns? Switching lanes? Parking?
:Polina: Oh! Funny you should ask. I actually have a rhyme for that, too.
:[horn blares]
:Dmitry Elfa: Now, Martin, I know all this safety business might seem boring to you – and it is – but it's also... [groans] ...important. Tell me what do you do even before you start the car.
:Martin: Turn up the radi— Oh, not that. [rhythmically] It's the driving safety rhyme. Start your trip with seat belt time. Nine and three is where you'll be. Adjust your mirror to see things clearer.
:Dmitry Elfa: Very nice, Martin. If your driving's as good as your rhymings, I'm sure you'll do just fine... things.
:Martin: [rhythmically] I had some help from the best. Now it's time to pass this test.
:Dmitry Elfa: Just start the car.
:THE END
==Tobias' Investigates: The Case of the Bedazzled Boot==
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [reading] I tell ya, no coal-minin' daughter of ours is goin' to Mediolanum City wearin' boots like those!
:Martin: Cut!
:Snips: [chuckling]
:Martin: Snips, Snails, where's the other boot?
:Snips: Lady Martin, props ain't our job.
:Martin: Yes, it is. Your job is props.
:Snips: Well, yes, but... Right.
:Martin: The play about is magical dancing boots. No one's buying tickets to see a magical dancing boot.
:Tobias: [gasps] Somebody's pilfered my bedazzled boot, eh? Not good. But a new case falling right into my lap? Not bad. Don't you worry your sweet redhead... redhead? [snaps fingers] Speaking as the lead whose foot that boot adorns – and the costume designer whose mind dreams of it in the first place – let me assure you I shall find the boot. But where to begin? Somebody's got to know something.
===Celestia Diane ending scene===
:Tobias: What do you say, Celestia – if that's your real name?
:Celestia: I can't take it anymore, lady... It was me! I did it! I'm the one! [crying]
:Tobias: Tia, it couldn't have been you.
:Celestia: Huh? It couldn't have?
:Tobias: You were nowhere near the auditorium when it went missing.
:Celestia: I wasn't?
:Tobias: You were at the frozen yogurt shop.
:Celestia: I was?
:Tobias: You literally still have frozen yogurt in your hand.
:Celestia: Mmm. Yeah. You were just so upset, I thought confessing would make you feel better.
:Tobias: [narrating] I could tell that dame had a sweet tooth for trouble. [speaking] There's still something you're not telling me. You saw something!
:Celestia: Like, at the frozen yogurt shop, I took more than one free sample, and then I put the used sample spoons in the wrong cup.
:Tobias: Slow down!
:Celestia: And then someone took my spoon.
:Tobias: This is bigger than spoons!
:Celestia: And I watched them, lady!
:Tobias: T-T-Tia...
:Celestia: I watched them eat my yogurt germs!
:Tobias: Celestia! Please, have you or have you not seen my boot?!
:Celestia: Ohhh! Do you mean that one under the pile of bell-bottoms?
:Tobias: [gasps] Masha Allah! You solved the mystery!
:Celestia: But I have so much more to confess.
:Tobias: [slurps, narrating] Solving a case never tasted so good.
:THE END
===Cecil Lulamoon ending scene===
:Tobias: [narrating] The moment she strutted into my office, I already knew she was guilty. Only guilty people strut like that. That's a guilty person's strut.
:Cecil Lulamoon: [narrating] The moment I strutted into her office, I knew I could outsmart this buffoon.
:Tobias: [narrating] The dame wasn't talking, and that was fine. I can not talk, too. I can not talk for hours. I'm not even talking right now.
:Cecil Lulamoon: [narrating] Heh. Me neither.
:Tobias: [narrating] Looks like Cecil picked up a racket and decided to play.
:Cecil Lulamoon: [narrating] Little does she know two can play this game.
:[clock ticking]
:Tobias: [narrating] Oh, she's good. But I had a little special something prepared.
:Cecil Lulamoon: [narrating] Makeup? We could be here—
:Tobias: [narrating] —for hours.
:Cecil Lulamoon: [narrating] You win this round, Toby, but the match ain't over yet. The Great and Powerful Cecil always prevails!
:[crunch]
:Cecil Lulamoon: Ow! You better clean up these rocks. Someone could get hurt. Not me, but you know, something. [pointing at walking Spike] Look at that dog! She's got that boot!
:Tobias: Spike?!
:Spike: Sorry. I wanted to see what it's like to be a dancer.
:Tobias: Do you want to dance in the play? Aw, we'll find a spot for you, Spike, but next time you borrow a boot, ask first. [narrating] Case closed.
:Cecil Lulamoon: [to herself] Cecil! You're an amazing lady!
:Spike: [to itself] How come nobody's talking out loud?
:THE END
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Dennis: Well, last time I saw them together was, uh, when I was buildin' the mine shaft set over by the costume rack.
:Tobias: [narrating] Detectives trust their instincts, and mine was telling me to check the costume rack.
:[suddenly...]
:Tobias and Dennis: Via?!
:[thunder crashing]
:Tobias: Of all the people, Via?! Honestly, I never pegged you for a crook! Who put you up to it? What do you get against my big debut? Why aren't you answering me? Why? Why?! Why?!
:Moravia: Huh. You might have thought this one is rose quartz, but it's actually amethyst.
:Dennis: Uh, nobody thought that.
:Tobias: They're just rhinestones, Dennis.
:Moravia: Made of amethyst. The world's largest amethyst geode weighs two and a half tons.
:Tobias: A t-t-two-and-a-half-ton bedazzling gem?
:Moravia: Are you imagining yourself hugging it?
:Tobias: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I am.
:Moravia: Me, too.
:Tobias: Glimmering, gleaming, blitzing geodes... all for me! [sighs]
:Martin: Oh. Nice.
:THE END
==All the World's off Stage==
:Martin: Go! Go! And go!
:[disco music]
:Martin: Ten seconds to set change. Stage crew ready?
:Snips and Snails: [grunting] Uh-huh.
:Martin: In five, four, three... Pyro!
:[fog machine]
:Martin: And... bring in Mediolanum City!
:Snips and Snails: [grunting]
:[scenery creaking, music warps down]
:Snips and Snails: [grunting]
:[thud]
:[crowd aw's and talks]
:Martin: [blows] Guys, the effect is ruined if we don't get the set across the stage in time with the dancers.
:Snips: Ugh! But it's like moving a ton of bricks that's been built like... like a city!
:Martin: There's gotta be a better way to move this thing.
:Luna: Don't worry, Princess Martin. I've got an idea!
:Celestia: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Me, too! Pick me, pick me, pick me!
:[lights shut off]
:Bellvania: Surely, brains, not brawn, are the secret formula for backstage success.
===Luna Vernadsky ending scene===
:Martin: Thanks, Luna. Your blue geode powers will make moving this set a cinch. Ready? Miracle, go!
:[beat]
:Martin: Luna! Aah!
:Luna: This is the perfect chance to test my Adorable Robotics project.
:Martin: I would've gone with super amazing, perfect for this specific problem from Aulia's curse magic, but okay.
:Snips: Oh, great! There go the adorable robots taking all our high-paying jobs again!
:Snails: Yeah! Wait. We're getting paid for this?
:Martin: Ugh!
:[robotic noises]
:[disco music]
:Martin: And... bring in Mediolanum City!
:[clanking and whirring]
:Martin: Luna, your robot's amazing! Let's do this one more time from the top.
:Luna: Yes. Ready when you are, princess!
:THE END
===Bellvania Kerzhakov ending scene===
:Bellvania: While simple machines do provide a mechanical advantage, by multiplying force against a single load – i.e., the set – I'm afraid the net loss of force due to friction in the opposite vector has not been overcome.
:Martin: No kidding.
:Snips: Pfft. Your face is an opposite vector.
:Bellvania: "Your face" is nothing more than a genetically predetermined arrangement of stratified squamous epithelial cells.
:[squeak! squeak!]
:Snails: Oh, snap, Snips! Burn!
:Snips: Harsh.
:Martin: I'm not sure you'll be able to move that giant heavy set on your own.
:Bellvania: It won't be moving anything, princess. This muscle is gonna convince those muscles to move it on their own.
:Martin: Brother Trixie? But I already asked him for help. He's too busy working out for his part in the play: Lump of Coal.
:Trixie: This lump of coal is gonna be cut like a diamond! [grunting]
:[a few inches later...]
:Martin: And... bring in Mediolanum City!
:[disco music]
:Trixie: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
:Bellvania: Go! Muscle, muscle, muscle!
:Martin: How'd you convince him to stop and help?
:Bellvania: Isn't it obvious? I fabricated a counterfactual peer review to a pseudo-scientific study in Insane Latvians magazine that postulates the only way to make your shirt uncomfortably tight for the summer is battle ropes.
:Trixie: I battled the ropes, and I won!
:Martin: You are a genius, Ben.
:THE END
===Celestia Diane ending scene===
:Martin: Tia, what are these?
:Celestia: Party balloons!
:Martin: I'm not sure we have time for balloons.
:Celestia: You will make time, princess! I mean, there's always time for balloons. Haha!
:Snails: [shudders, stiltedly] I love balloons. They're not scary at all.
:Snips: Little balls of joy!
:[creaking, pop!]
:Snips: Aah! Traitor!
:Snails: I told you!
:Celestia: Actually, they're the set.
:Martin: Do you mean they're for the set?
:Celestia: Nope.
:Martin: I feel like you're gonna have to explain this.
:[beat]
:Celestia: Nope.
:[a few inches later...]
:Martin: And... bring in Mediolanum City!
:[disco music]
:[zip! zip! zip!]
:[air rushing]
:Celestia: See? Balloons can do anything.
:Martin: [laughs]
:THE END
==Constructive Criticism==
:[handiwork noises]
:Martin: Oh, I'm so glad we picked you to be the set designer, Dennis.
:Dennis: I'm the only one who applied, so...
:Martin: And the plans look fantastic. Just one thing. One little, kinda huge, important thing. Is this gonna be built in time?
:Dennis: Absolutely! Construction's the quick part. Like I always say: "Measure twice, cut once. But only after you measure three more times." [resumes hammering]
:Martin: [shouting] Glad that's not my job! I'd be afraid I'd hammer my finger or something!
:Dennis: What?
:Martin: [shouting louder] I said I'd be afraid I'd hammer my finger or something!
:Dennis: What?
:Martin: [shouting even louder] I said—
:[thud]
:Dennis: Waaah!
:[in the university's polyclinic center]
:Luna: Oh no! What happened?
:Nurse Dennis: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods. [to Dennis] You're going to be fine.
:Dennis: Whew!
:Nurse Dennis: Just stay away from lifting, hammering, cutting, anything set-building-related.
:Dennis: But the play's this Friday! Don't worry, princess, I still got thi— Ow!
:Martin: How about we get you an assistant set designer?
:Luna: I guess she could use a hand.
:Nurse Dennis: Oh, thank you, Luna. We need all the help we can get.
===Jason Esofita ending scene===
:Dennis: Thanks a bushel for helpin' me build the set, Jason.
:Jason: You got it, Dennis! This is gonna be done before you can say, "Take a look at this blueprint!"
:[whoosh]
:[whirr]
:Dennis: Well, actually, Jason, you really should take a look at this blueprint.
:Jason: Already did. Got it up here.
:[whirr]
:Dennis: Slow down!
:Jason: No time!
:[zip!]
:[whirr!]
:Dennis: But ya need to measure more and cut less! You're not measurin' enough!
:[whoosh]
:Dennis: Stoooop!
:Jason: What's up? I'm done, by the way.
:[music]
:Dennis: Hmm. This doesn't look like the blueprints. It's... even better!
:Jason: Oh. Heh. I guess I was looking at the green prints. Is that what these are? Sorry.
:Dennis: That ain't a green print. That's... That's my vision board on green paper.
:Jason: Say what now?
:Dennis: Green is your power color, Jason. I sketched out all the stuff I wish I could build but knew I'd never had time, and you've just built it all.
:Jason: Only because I followed your amazing ideas.
:Dennis: Where'd you find this?
:Jason: Oh. I ran to your house while I was building. Your room is a mess, by the way. And your diary was unlocked. I didn't read it.
:Jason and Dennis: [laugh]
:Jason: [quickly] Okay, I read it.
:THE END
===Vincent Cadance ending scene===
:Dennis: Are you sure you have time to help, Vincent? Don't you need to practice your drum solo?
:Vincent: I am gonna practice my drum solo. A-one, two, three, four!
:[drumming]
:Dennis: So you can't help me?
:Vincent: I can't hear you! I'm busy helping!
:[zip!]
:[rhythmic hammering]
:[rhythmic handiwork]
:Dennis: Vincent! Drum over here!
:Vincent: Okay!
:Dennis: And over here!
:Vincent: You got it!
:[rhythmic drumming, hammering continues]
:[deep thud]
:Vincent: Thanks to our Canterlot Presidential University! What'd ya think?
:[drum roll]
:Dennis: I'll be honest. I think you drummed up one heck of a set, Vincent.
:[rimshot]
:Vincent and Dennis: [laugh]
:THE END
===Joko Sikumbang ending scene===
:Dennis: So what we got here is a basic disco layout with a light-up dance floor and recessed cans to backlight the performance, Miss Joko.
:Joko Sikumbang: B-b-buh! Mouth closed please.
:Dennis: [muffled] But how am I supposed to tell ya what to do?
:Joko Sikumbang: Vit' your heart, Deniz! Open it and let Joko Sikumbang feel where ze light needs to be, und zen ze set vill be built vere ze lights are not! [snaps fingers]
:[uptempo music plays]
:Dennis: Soooooooooooooo... what do I do?
:Joko Sikumbang: You're already doing it.
:[music continues]
:Joko Sikumbang: Yes! Can't you feel it?!
:Dennis: Feel what?
:Joko Sikumbang: Da passions!
:[ding!]
:Joko Sikumbang: Shhh! It iz time!
:Dennis: What? [stutters] This doesn't look anything like it's supposed to.
:Joko Sikumbang: You are looking vit' your eyes! Look vit' your heart!
:Dennis: You're makin' less sense than a jackrabbit on roller skates.
:Joko Sikumbang: Behold!
:[electricity humming]
:Dennis: Whoa. Thank you so much.
:[flash!]
:Joko Sikumbang: Zat look! Zat is vhy I do zis! [snaps] I go!
:[zip!]
:THE END
==Opening Night==
:[indistinct conversations]
:[conversations stop]
:Tobias: [in a Bavarian accent] Moeder, Vader, I have got to leave this humdrum, do-nothin', lump-of-coal town. I'm goin' to be the best disco dancer that Switzerland's amethyst has ever seen!
:Luna: [old man voice] Bury those silly dreams in a slag heap, Solvedos. Only the pretenders try to make it big in this Mediolanum City.
:Tobias: How will I ever become a disco dancer when all I know is coal, coal, [crying] coal?!
:[door opens]
:[creaking]
:Sophia Ruotsi: [coughs]
:Jason: [stiltedly] Your canary tears have summoned me, my child. It is I – Fairy Giorgio.
:[audience oohs]
:Jason: [stiltedly] Do not despair, for all coal turns to diamonds.
:[music]
:Tobias: [squeals]
:[cheering and applause]
:[disco music]
:[zip!]
:Snips: Hey!
:Dennis: How's Rini the Coal Miner doin'?
:Polina: Thinking of calling in sick?
:Dennis: Don't be nervous. It's only one line. All you have to do is ring that bell and say, "The mine is closed".
:Polina: [quietly] "The mine is closed".
:Dennis: Yeah, that, but... maybe a little louder?
:[applause]
:Dennis: Ha! Go get 'em!
:[electricity humming]
:Polina: [breaths deeply]
:Snips: Nuh-uh!
:Snails: Hey!
:Snips: [grunts]
:[rope creaking]
:[clang!]
:[audience gasps]
:Polina: [whimpers]
:Luna: [gasps]
:Martin: Oh!
:Dennis: [to the viewers] Lina needs our help!
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Dennis: [to Snips and Snails] Quick! I need a costume!
:Snails: Uh, we only have one.
:Dennis: [facepalms, groans]
:[]
:Dennis: Ooh, pardon me. Talkin' apple tree comin' through. Oh, hello, coal mine. Just me, the magical talkin' apple tree. R-Remember, Fairy Giorgio? You enchanted me?
:[creaks]
:Jason: Oh. Y-Yeah. I certainly enchanted you. Heh. That.
:[creaks]
:Dennis: [grunts] Well. Would ya look at that? The bell's back where it needs to be. Someone should really ring it. Just flutter on over. Don't be shy.
:[bell clanging]
:Polina: The mine is closed!
:[cheers and applause]
:THE END
===Luna Vernadsky ending scene===
:[screech! whiffle, whiffle, whiffle]
:[music]
:[sparkle!]
:[clink! whirr!]
:[whoosh!]
:[music]
:[sparkle!]
:[magic noises]
:[bell clanging]
:[audience murmuring]
:Jason: Just usin' my magic here! Classic Giorgio.
:[audience ohhh's]
:[clang!]
:Polina: Oh!
:Luna: Sorry. Sorry!
:[bell clanging]
:Polina: The mine is closed!
:[cheers and applause]
:THE END
===Martin Heldayeti ending scene===
:[zip!]
:[creaks]
:Martin: [awkwardly] Oh, Rini the Coal Miner, it is I, the assistant director, um, of the play of life!
:Polina: [gasps, whispering] This isn't in the script!
:Martin: [whispering] Follow my lead. [out loud] You're a genius. You crashed this bell on purpose. For this bell is a metaphor, is it not?
:Polina: It is?
:Martin: [dramatically] Whether it's our family's expectations to work in the coal mine or if it's a fear of the spotlight, we all need to let go of what's holding us back. The pressures of life turn all into diamonds!
:[audience aww's]
:Martin: Come on, everybody! Join in! Ding-dong, ding-dong...
:Everyone: Ding-dong...
:Snips and Snails: Dong-ding...
:Everyone: Ding-dong, ding-dong...
:Martin: [whispering] You got this.
:Polina: The mine is closed!
:[cheers and applause]
:Snips: [sniffs] Do you believe in me, buddy?
:Snails: I do!
:Snips and Snails: [sobbing]
:THE END
==Happily Ever After Party==
:[cheers and applause]
:Dennis: Hoo-wee! What's the lowdown on the after-party hoedown? I'm ready to throw down!
:Jason: Is it gonna be the best night ever or what?!
:Colin: Suppose so.
:Benedict: [simultaneously] Perhaps.
:Jerry: [simultaneously] Eh.
:Tobias: Whatever is the matter, girls? I thought you were excited about the soirée.
:Benedict: We were. We even put together a super special slide show of all the great memories we made while doing the play.
:Jerry: But Mr. Elfa says parties are not an "appropriate appropriation of his expensive projector".
:Jason: Maybe one of us can turn that heart of coal into a diamond!
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Dennis: If he's gonna be stubborn about it, so can we.
:[door opens]
:Dennis: Assalamu-alaikum, Mr. Elfa. I heard ya won't let us borrow your projector for our party.
:Dmitry Elfa: Waalaikumus-salaam. Ya heard right.
:Colin: Ooh, she's gonna have a good old-fashioned stubborn-off!
:Jerry: [gasps]
:[whoosh!]
:Dennis: I'm askin' nice.
:Dmitry Elfa The answer's NO!
:Dennis: Not leavin' without it.
:Dmitry Elfa: You're gonna be here awhile.
:Dennis: Fine by me.
:Dmitry Elfa: Talking overnight.
:Dennis: Got a sleepin' bag.
:Dmitry Elfa: Floor's not comfortable.
:Dennis: Air mattress, too.
:Dmitry Elfa: You'll hyperventilate.
:Dennis: Got an air pump.
:Dmitry Elfa: Won't let you plug it in.
:Dennis: Foot-powered.
:Dmitry Elfa: You'll get a cramp.
:Dennis: Eat bananas for potassium.
:Dmitry Elfa: They're— not— in— season!
:Dennis: You're right. I can admit when I'm beat.
:Dmitry Elfa: Ha!
:[indistinct conversations]
:[mid-tempo music plays]
:Jason: Great party, you guys! Yeah, good times.
:[amazed reactions]
:Dmitry Elfa: Hey!
:[dramatic music]
:Dmitry Elfa: Thanks for finding my flashlight.
:[click, click]
:Dmitry Elfa: I've missed this.
:[door closes]
:The Crusader Girls, Jason, and Dennis: [laughing]
:THE END
===Tobias Ratnasari ending scene===
:Tobias: [to the Crusader Girls] Don't worry, girls. In the fashion industry, there is no room for compromise, and I happen to be an excellent negotiator.
:[door opens]
:Tobias: Assalamu-alaikum, Mr. Elfa.
:Dmitry Elfa: Waalaikumus-salaam. Oh, hello, Tobias.
:["Law & Order"-esque music]
:Tobias: I am here representing the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I understand you are denying them the use of a projector.
:Dmitry Elfa: Yes. My projector.
:Tobias: Uh, let the record show that you have identified the projector in question. So, if I am understanding you correctly, this is your projector.
:Dmitry Elfa: Yes.
:Tobias: And you take it home with you when the college day ends.
:Dmitry Elfa: Well, no, I can't do that. I—
:Tobias: Mm. That's right. You can't do that, can you? In fact, this projector cannot leave the palace premises because it isn't your projector at all. It is the property of Canterlot Presidentials!
:The Crusader Girls: [gasp]
:Tobias: That's our campus and Petrovburg's best state university – that funded by hardworking taxpayers such as Dennis and myself! So, technically, is this not the taxpayers' projector? My projector? Dennis' projector?!
:["Law & Order"-esque music builds to a climax]
:Dmitry Elfa: Uh...
:Tobias: Therefore, did you not lie under oath when you identified it as your own?
:Dmitry Elfa: I didn't take an oath. You're out of order!
:Tobias: This whole projector situation is out of order! I'm confiscating this as evidence.
:Dmitry Elfa: Wait! It's expensive, and it could be damaged if not cared for properly. Also, I pay taxes, too!
:Tobias: Do you think you'd feel more comfortable if someone were there to supervise it?
:[indistinct conversations]
:Benedict: We did it!
:[high fives]
:Tobias: Oh, delighted we could reach a settlement. In exchange for the projector, he could attend the party to supervise said projector.
:THE END
===Jason Esofita ending scene===
:[marker squeaking]
:Dmitry Elfa: Wrong. Wrong. Right, but...
:[door opens]
:Jerry: Mr. Elfa, come quick! There's a full-blown math emergency backstage!
:Dmitry Elfa: A "math-mergency"?!
:Colin: Lady Batiara is fixin' to take the square root of negative one!
:Dmitry Elfa: It's worse than ℹ︎ could've imagined! I say "ℹ︎" and "imagine" because—
:[door creaks]
:[spy music playing]
:[whiffle!]
:[drawer opening]
:[creak!]
:Jason: [gasps]
:[whoosh!]
:[door opens]
:Jason: Sorry, sir, I'm just gonna borrow this.
:[indistinct conversations]
:[mid-tempo music plays]
:[projector clicking]
:[conversations continue]
:Tobias: Ah! Looks like they threw a splendid party after all.
:Jason: They just needed a little coaching.
:Tobias and Jason: [laugh]
:Jason: Yeah.
:Tobias: Where are those Crusader Girls, anyway?
:[conversations continue]
:Jerry: Uh, we gotta get back to—
:Dmitry Elfa: Ah-ah-ah! Here's where the problem really shifts into high gear. Take that solution and plug it into this function, and the square root and the sum of the second prime number divided... [trails off]
:THE END
==Wake-up! Shake-up!==
:Dennis: Mornin', everyone. Did y'all find a way to sleep through that drum circle carryin' on all night?
:Vincent: [playing drums] Oh! Did that keep you guys up?
:Jason: [yawns] Every last one of us?
:Celestia: Hey, where's Princess Martin? Oh, I bet she's already up and dressed and holding a stage front spot!
:Martin: [snoring]
:Celestia: Oh. She's not doing that at all.
:Jason: That "all night" was more all-night-ier than she thought.
:Martin: [mumbling] Please, Mrs. Finn... I don't want to return to Seborga High again... Goodbye, France...
:Dennis: Hoo. If we don't wake her up and get her brain defogged, she'll sleep through all the fun stuff.
:Celestia: [gasps] Fun stuff's her favorite stuff! I got an idea!
:Jason: I do, too!
:Dennis: I do, three!
:Martin: [snoring]
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Martin: [groans]
:Dennis: Come on, lazybones. Sun's up ahead, which means we're already behind.
:[]
:Dennis: Can't have a pancake breakfast without a fire pit.
:Martin: Say what now?
:Dennis: It's just common sense. What's the point of campin' out if you ain't cookin' out? Now hop to!
:Martin: [panting] Whew. Have you been... doing stuff like this... every morning?
:Dennis: Of course. What, did you think room service came around settin' up our campsite for the day?
:Martin: I mean, I wouldn't put it past Lady Toby to bring a private chef. She did fill the mini-fridge with sushi and parfaits.
:Dennis: And who do you think was rollin' all that sushi?
:Martin: Mm-mmm! [chuckles]
:Dennis: My father – Hideyoshi, always says nothin' starts the day off as a little bit of hard work.
:The Petrovburg Heroes: He does?
:Hideyoshi: [German accent] Ja.
:Dennis: Well, not in so many words.
:THE END
===Jason Esofita ending scene===
:Jason: Do you think your body can handle waking up for my Rainbow Dash style?! Do ya, Princess Martin?! 'Cause guess what! [sighs] You're right.
:Martin: [chuckles] You know, when you said we'd start the day with a workout, I thought it'd be way harder.
:Jason: No way. We're taking it nice and easy.
:Martin and Jason: [sigh]
:Jason: Okay, let's start with a downward dog. Transition to cat pose. Now coiled snake. Trained llama.
:[llama growls, spits]
:Jason: Inverse badger. The undulating parakeet.
:Martin: [groaning]
:Jason: The stranded turtle. Confused lemur. Tech-savvy donkey! Horse on a bike!
:Martin: [groans, sighs] I'm not cut out for posing like animals doing things.
:Jason: Aw, come on. If you'd stayed in bed, you'd have missed this.
:Martin: Missed what? The music doesn't start for another hour. Whoa.
:Jason: Martin the Sunset, meets a sunrise.
:Martin and Jason: [sigh]
:Martin: Here's a pose. How about grateful friend?
:THE END
===Celestia Diane ending scene===
:Celestia: I'm so excited. That'll be the best breakfast ever!
:[indistinct conversations]
:[thud]
:Martin: Uh, are you sure these are the best things to eat first thing in the morning?
:Spike: [chomping] Mmm!
:Celestia: Oh, of course not. We need a balanced breakfast. Snowball sprinkle cupcake waffles, jellybean beignets, and don't forget the sugar cookie croissants!
:Martin: [gulps, sighs] I'm still pretty tired.
:Celestia: Give it five minutes.
:Martin: We're on top of the country! [laughs]
:Celestia: Woo-hoo! I told you!
:Martin: I can't feel my stomach!
:Celestia: I can!
:Martin and Celestia: [laugh]
:Spike: I am a golden dog!
:Martin: Let's never sleep ever again! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
:[]
:Martin: [groans]
:[stomach burbling]
:Celestia: Poor Princess Martin. Sugar crash.
:Martin: [gags]
:Jason: Nobody should try to keep up with Celestia.
:Dennis: Heh. Not even Celestia.
:Celestia: [snoring]
:THE END
==The Last Drop==
:[crowd chattering]
:[music]
:[crowd cheering]
:Martin: How awesome is it that DJ Una's playing "Sweyn Forkbeard"?
:Vincent: So awesome! I hear he's got an interactive surprise planned for the crowd!
:Hideyoshi: [German accent] Ja!
:[techno music]
:[crowd clapping]
:Martin: Get ready! The beat's about to drop!
:[music stops]
:Martin: Uh, is this his surprise?
:Vincent: Hmm... I think he wants us to come on stage.
:Martin: Ohhhh, I get it! We are the interactive!
:Hideyoshi: [German accent] Ja!
===Martin Heldayeti ending scene===
:[8-bit music]
:Martin: Want to play, Una?
:DJ Una: [nodding his head]
:[video game sounds]
:Martin: Let's do this!
:[8-bit techno]
:[crowd cheering]
:THE END
===Vincent Cadance ending scene===
:[bass-heavy techno]
:[wolves howling]
:[birds chirping]
:[animal sounds]
:Vincent: The beat's about to get wild! [howls]
:[techno with animal sounds]
:Vincent: [howls]
:[crowd cheering]
:Vincent: Oh. Rawr. [giggles]
:THE END
===Zim Hideyoshi ending scene===
:[banjo plucks]
:Ms. Nate: [claps]
:[banjo plays]
:[country techno]
:Hideyoshi: [German accent] Ja!
:[music continues]
:Hideyoshi: [German accent] Ja!
:[music continues]
:Hideyoshi: [German accent, chomps] Ja!
:[music continues]
:Hideyoshi: [German accent] Ja!
:[crowd cheering]
:THE END
==Imperial Leather==
:Dennis: [sighs] Today's prettier than a pinkie-pie at a picnic. It's perfect for—
:Tobias: Harold Godwinson of Norway!
:Dennis: Oh, well, Godwinson's party isn't goin' on 'til 17:00.
:Tobias: Oh, no-no-no-no. I am referring to my Sweyn Forkbeard outfit. [hums, sighs] A cool breeze. The ideal accessory for fringe.
:[blow dryer whirring]
:Dennis and Luna: [laughing]
:[thunder]
:Tobias: Wait. What's happening?
:Luna: That's strange. The next umbral solar eclipse isn't for another three hundred thousand days.
:[beat]
:Luna: And that's obviously not what we're talking about. [nervous laugh]
:Luna and his Friheten ladies: [gasp]
:Tobias: Rain?! But-but-but... this is suede! If it gets wet, it's ruined! And by extension, the whole festival! Not to mention the rest of my life when I have to recall this devastating turn of the weather! Oh, why, why, why?! Why did it have to drizzle?! [bawls]
:Luna: Well, you see, when high pressure air meets...
:[beat]
:Tobias: Help me!
:Dennis: I got an idea!
:Luna: Me too, because I'm the miracle boy!
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Dennis: The Applejack got a-sayin'. "If it's rainin' cats and dogs, get yourself some fishin' hogs."
:Tobias: Yes, that's quite whimsical, but perhaps I'm missing some poetic nuance that explains why we are mucking about in a mud puddle!
:Dennis: It means you got to look for the silver linin'. Like how mud's perfect for findin'— [strains] —fishin' bait.
:Tobias: Aah!
:Dennis: Mud's also great for camouflage when you need to sneak up on a pig real quiet-like.
:Tobias: Why ever would anyone need to sneak up on a pig?
:Dennis: If you have to ask, you don't want to know. And I'm only talkin' about mud on your hands, arms, neck, and—
:Tobias: Face!
:[]
:Tobias: [sighs] This mud mask is excellent for the pores. Thanks, Dennis!
:Dennis: Huh. Guess there's a silver linin' for everyone. You sure you don't want to go wormin'?
:Tobias: Entirely.
:Luna: [whispering to Dennis] That's doesn't really fix her problem.
:Dennis: You know, boy, she looks so happy.
:THE END
===Luna Vernadsky ending scene===
:Luna: For the last three weeks, I've been brainstorming equipment for engineering in the statistically probable case of inclement weather, including but not limited to a raincoat with a water collection system, a self-drying umbrella, and detachable windshield wipers for eyeglasses.
:Tobias: So fabulous, Luna! Which ones did you make?
:Luna: None. I only brought garbage bags to help clean up.
:Tobias: Do you not care about helping me?! Wait. Luna. Trash bags! You are indeed a genius boy!
:Luna: Really?
:[music]
:Luna and Tobias: [cheering]
:Luna: Rain ponchos? You're a genius!
:Tobias: No. We're a genius. Plus, look. Rain ponchos with fringe! [squeals]
:THE END
===Dustin Afyenni ending scene===
:[phone buzzes]
:[beep]
:Tobias: Oh, Mrs. Dustin! Alhamdulillah, you picked up! My clothes are drenched! My mascara is running! And look at my jacket!
:Mrs. Dustin: Forget your jacket. Look at your hair. [gasps] I... love it!
:Tobias: Y-You do? I mean... of course you, ma'am...
:Mrs. Dustin: #RainHairDon'tCare. It appears working for me had a lasting effect on your taste. [singsong] Trendsetter!
:[beep]
:Tobias: "RainHairDon'tCare" is a trend. I mean, y-y-yes, o-of course, that's what I do. [laughs] Hello? [sighs] I hope this works.
:[camera clicks]
:[splash]
:[camera clicks]
:Tobias: Oh, buddies, consider this a good lesson learned. I have truly grown as a person. Embracing this catastrophe to discover an inner truth, namely that—
:[wind blowing]
:[floof!]
:Tobias: Must find hair dryer!
:Dennis and Luna: [laughing]
:THE END
==Lost and Pound==
:[indistinct chattering]
:Luna: Wow! These food trucks have such clever gimmicks! "Weak in the Cheese", "Avocados Constant", "Money for Waffles", "Hot Dog Bush", and "Chicken's Not for Free Either"...
:Polina: [reading] "Lasagna Pop"?
:Luna: Okay, most have clever names. It's like they stopped trying after "Guinness Beer" and "Bye Focaccia".
:[beat]
:Polina: Now I've seen everything.
:Spike: Where's Lasagna Pop?! Where's Lasagna—?! Whoa!
:Supernova Zap: [whines]
:Polina: Awww. Are you lost, little dog?
:Supernova Zap: [whines]
:Polina: [gasps] It needs our help!
:Tobias: And perhaps a bath.
:Polina: Come on, Su-Z. We'll help you.
:Supernova Zap: [panting]
===Tobias Ratnasari ending scene===
:Supernova Zap: [pants, barks]
:Tobias: Oh! No, no! Down! Oh! [sighs] Oh, I suppose you can follow me to the show, just as long as you don't— [yelps] Do something like that. Blech! Yuck! No-no! Whoa! [sputters, pants] Excuse me! Pardon!
:Polina: [giggles] It thinks it's a game. Run, Lady Toby, run! [giggles]
:Tobias: Pardon!
:[crowd gasps]
:Supernova Zap: [barking]
:Tobias: [panting] Love your cufflinks! Sorry, did I step on your...? [panting]
:[camera clicking]
:Tobias: [panting, sighs, laughs] Huh? [screams] No! You don't have to—! [screams] Oh, why me?! [grunts, groans]
:Supernova Zap: [barking, pants]
:Tobias: [yelps]
:Kyle Fegelein: Supernova Zap! Oooh!
:[beat]
:Tobias: [stutters] Huh? Do you belong to Fegelein? From P-PostCrush?! I— [stutters] W-We're all such big fans.
:Kyle Fegelein: She found my dog!
:[crowd cheers]
:Kyle Fegelein: Oh! How can I ever repay you?
:Tobias: Oh! A genuine fashion-forward throwback feather boa! For me?! I mean, uh, I will try and find something to go with it.
:Kyle Fegelein: Say thanks, Su-Z!
:Supernova Zap: [slurps]
:Tobias: [strained] You're welcome, Fegelein.
THE END
===Luna Vernadsky ending scene===
:Spike: It is coming over! Like, to me! What should I do?! Uh... what should I say? Oh, I know! [clears throat] 'Sup?
:Tobias: [singsong] Ooh, Spike's got a companion friend! She's happy!
:Spike: What? No, I don't! I'm... I'm just happy to help! [nervous laugh] Hi. I'm Spike. Nice to feet you. I-I mean, meet you! [sighs] That wasn't weird.
:Supernova Zap: [barking]
:[montage music]
:[squirrel chitters]
:Spike and Supernova Zap: [barking and growling]
:Supernova Zap: [sneezes]
:Kyle Fegelein: [squeals] Su-Z!
:Spike: [gasps]
:Kyle Fegelein: [to Spike] I was looking for it everywhere, little girl!
:Spike: Aw, man. I mean, thank goodness. We've been looking everywhere for you.
:Tobias: We have?
:Polina: Uh, we have?
:Kyle Fegelein: I hope it wasn't a problem.
:Luna: Not at all. [to Spike] Right, girl?
:Spike: Happy to help...
:Kyle Fegelein: Come on, Su-Z.
:[Ky-Feg and Su-Z leave]
:Spike: [sighs]
:Supernova Zap: [slurps, barks]
:Spike: [nervous laugh]
:Tobias: Yes. She's just "happy to help".
:Luna and his Friheten girls: [laugh]
:THE END
===Polina Fluttershy ending scene===
:Polina: How can we help you, Su-Z?
:Supernova Zap: [whispering]
:Kyle Fegelein: [squeals] Mmmm! Thank you!
:Tobias: Huh. That was easy.
:Spike: Okay, so back to the food trucks. We could go to "Wrapsolutely", "Tapas o' the Morning", "Forgive and Baguette", "Poké Me, Poké You", "Winnie the Pu-Pu Platter", "Truck of the Irish", "Truck of the Danish", "Dough or Dough Not (There is No Coffee)"... [fades out]
:Polina: [giggles]
:THE END
==Accountibilibuddies==
:[music playing]
:[crowd cheering]
:Dennis: Almost to the front! Come on, y'all! Do the catwalk stomp!
:[crunch!]
:Dennis: Yow! I'm okay! So long as no one else
:[CRUNCH!]
:Dennis: Owwww! [groans] Maybe I oughta mosey out o' the line o' stompin'.
:[a few inches later...]
:Dennis: Y'all head back. No reason you gotta miss the upfront-ness on account o' me.
:Jason: But we aren't letting you miss Norved and be all alone.
:Celestia: Yeah! It's against the "Fun Times Festival Friends' Partner Pal Credo" to go off without an accountibilibuddy!
:Dennis: Awww. Y'all are the best. Hmm... Who should I ask to come with me? Hmmm...
===Jason Esofita ending scene===
:Jason: I'm gonna mix you up something my coach gave me when I tweaked my hammy during the round-robin semis.
:Dennis: Sounds like... sports words.
:Jason: [sighs] So this balm... Or is it a salve? Let's just call it a cream. This goop will fix anything! Then boom! Norved, here we come!
:Dennis: Uh... [sniffs] Ugh. Are you sure about this? It smells like bad milk. Or good cheese.
:Norved: [raspy] I'd know the smell of cure-all ointment anywhere.
:Jason: [squeals]
:Dennis: Norved?!
:Norved: [raspy] I lost my voice, and I'm supposed to be on stage right now. Y'all mind if I slather my singin' parts?
:Dennis: Uh... s-slather away. I just told Norved to slather away!
:Norved: [slowly getting normal] Mmmm... Burns so good.
::Sometimes, what you're searchin' for's
::In the last place you look
::It could be in a medical tent
::You never know
::I'm Norvee-ee-eed
::That's my real name
:Dennis: This is the best view of any concert ever!
:Norved: Aw, did you lose your voice, too?
:THE END
===Celestia Diane ending scene===
:Dennis: Thanks for hangin' with me, Tia. [sighs] I'm sure we'll find some other way to see Norved someday.
:Celestia: Wait a minute... Today is someday! I'm gonna make sure you still get to see Norved! With a crazy plan that's crazy like a fox, and it's so "fox" it might just work! Come on, crazy!
:[zip!]
:Celestia: Oh, right. Bad foot. Can't run. Got it! [groans]
:[wheel squeaking]
:Celestia: [heavy grunting]
:Dennis: Uh, Tia, it-it's not a big deal. We can just go back down the hill.
:Celestia: No! You... are... seeing... Dirk... Kuyt! [groans]
:[music playing]
:Dennis: Oh, my gravity. This is amazing! Celestia, you're the best diva!
:[beat]
:Celestia: Can you see him now, Dennis?
:[thud]
:Celestia: [giggling]
:THE END
===Snips ending scene===
:Snips: It's kind of weird, don't you think, Lady Dennis? Picking me when both your real friends offered to be with us.
:Dennis: You looked so lonely without Snails.
:Snips: Hmph! That name means nothing to me! [sighs] I don't get it. I told him I lost my earplugs, and then he just abandoned me.
:Dennis: Well, at least we have each other.
:Snips: It just stinks not to have a friend around, you know?
:Dennis: I'm sayin'—
:Snips: I'm all alone.
:Dennis: I'm literally right next to you.
:Snips: Just me, myself, and—
:Dennis: [clears throat]
:Snips: Y-Y-You wanna be my new best friend, Lady Dennis?
:Dennis: I-I'm not sure if I—
:Snips: O-Oh, y-yeah, I-I... I understand.
:Dennis: [sighs] All right. I'll be your best friend...
:Snips: Snails! You came back!
:Snails: What do you mean, Snips? I've been looking everywhere for ya.
:Dennis: Norved?!
:Norved: Do you guys know Snails? He's the funniest fella I've ever done met! Do the thing! Do the thing!
:[flatulent noises]
:Snips, Snails, and Norved: [laughing]
:Norved: Hey, considerin' y'all's friends with the greatest artistic genius of our generation, why don't y'all join me backstage?
:[music playing]
:Snips: Never leave me alone again, Lady Dennis!
:Dennis: Still right here.
:THE END
==The Road Less Scheduled==
:Luna: All right, Spike. My algorithmically-generated festival schedule has optimized our route to see all the best bands. [yelps]
:[thud]
:[splat!]
:Luna: Oh, no! Gross!
:[fizzle!]
:Luna: It's not working! How are my decisions supposed to get optimized now?!
:Spike: You've stumbled onto the path less planned for. How exciting!
:Luna: How excruciating! Maybe I could log on to someone else's schedule.
:Spike: Oh. Do you mean metaphorically speaking? Because we'd follow the passion of others to guide our experience?
:Luna: [to the viewers] Hmmm... Who should I follow?
===Finlandia Salsabila ending scene===
:Luna: Mom?
:Princess Finlandia: Luna! How wonderful today!
:Luna: I didn't know you... did things.
:Princess Finlandia: Not just me. The whole Sweyn's Squad is here, too.
:[electro-pop music]
:[Dmitry Elfa and Principal Tony arrive]
:Princess Finlandia: We're original "Sweyn-Forkbearders". Been coming together since the fest started back in... When was it?
:[beat]
:Princess Finlandia: [clears throat] Elfa loves his electro-pop under the stars. [whispering to Luna] That's the secret falafel booth.
:Luna: There's a secret falafel booth?!
:Princess Finlandia: Stick with me, son. I am your lovely mother.
:Luna: A paper schedule, mom?
:Princess Finlandia: From the OG Loc, about "the rainforest". [clears throat] I'm only teasing. I don't know where it's from.
:[electro-pop music]
:Dmitry Elfa: [sniffs]
:Spike: [whimpers, chomps]
:Luna and Princess Finlandia: [laugh]
:[camera clicking]
:[at the sunset]
:Luna: Thanks for teaching me so much today, mom.
:Princess Finlandia: I should have you send me letters after every music festival telling me what you learned, hmm?
:Luna: Uh...
:Princess Finlandia: [laughs] Just kidding, son. That would get old.
:Luna: I could text you.
:Princess Finlandia: Hm. Let's just forget it.
:Luna, Princess Finlandia, Dmitry Elfa, and Principal Tony: [laugh]
:THE END
===Sergey the Twilight Sparkle ending scene===
:Luna: Thanks, Sergey, for letting me come along to... whatever this is. Aren't we gonna miss our band?
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [muffled] Almost ready, boy! Just taming a few last baby flyways. Tote bag, please.
:Luna: [groans] Yikes! Whatcha got in here — osmium bricks?!
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [sniffs] Smells like... bones?
:Luna: You think everything smells like bones. Whoa! You did your nails?
:[door closes]
:[door opens]
:[heavy metal music]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
:Luna: [gasps]
:Spike: I told you, I smelled bones!
:[door opens]
:Fan boy: Brutal skulls, fellow cruncher!
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: You are, too, fellow cruncher! Oh, man. Um, so, after we went to the Wilhelmshaven National Park, Mrs. Dustin introduced me to this band Skull Cruncher. Yes, I know it seems "brutal", but their lyrics are surprisingly poignant once you get past all the skulls... crunching.
:[beat]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Are you thinking I need more makeup? Or... that I'm weird? Is that it?
:Luna: No! I'm thinking... I need more black nail polish!
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [giggles] And we haven't even turned on the skulls!
:[whirring]
:Spike: Whoa!
:Luna: Pretty! I mean— pretty brutal!
:THE END
===Bellvania Kerzhakov ending scene===
:Luna: Thanks for letting us tag along, Ben. What's up first? [gasps] Masha Allah, you're into BK Dex Effex?! I love VZ Dex Effex! Huge fan! Huge!
:Bellvania: You are, boy?
:Luna: I know everything there is to know! I even have the exact same 42-3C effects pedal from my BK Dex Effex build-it-yourself theremin!
:Bellvania: Actually, BK uses a 42-00 pre-effects mixer.
:Luna: Did you know the "BK" stands for "Boris Kutnevich"? One word!
:Bellvania: It... actually... doesn't.
:Luna: Trust me. I've read all her biopics. The original screenplays...
:Bellvania: Wait. Her biopics? You think BK Dex Effex is a girl?
:Luna: Just because she always wears a helmet made of recycled disco balls doesn't mean I can't tell.
:Bellvania: I guess we'll see.
:Luna: Oh, we will see, won't we?
:[crowd cheering]
:Luna: Did you...? Is he...?! What did...?!
:[techno-theremin music]
:Luna: "BK"— "Bellvania Kerzhakov"?!
:Spike: "Huge fan. Huge!" [laughs]
:THE END
==Sock it to Me==
:Jason: Come on, come on, come on!
:Tobias: Something wrong, Jason?
:Jason: Yeah! Everything! We're playing against Seborga High in ten minutes, and I can't find my lucky sock!
:Martin: You're not the best player on the team because of some sock.
:Celestia: Yeah, who needs socks? Viva the sock-less revolution!
:Jason: But we'll never win the championship without it!
:Tobias: Well, lucky for you, your most brilliant friend has come up with a solution.
:Jason: Uh... Luna?
:Celestia: [laughs]
:Tobias: Luna? Not him, I mean me! I can help. I'm brilliant.
:Trixie: Ha! Me, too! I like helping!
:Cecil Lulamoon: Don't forget the Great and Powerful Cecil!
:Jason: Hmmm...
===Tobias Ratnasari ending scene===
:[sewing machine whirring]
:Jason: [whimpers] How's that new lucky sock coming?! What's taking so long?! Huh?! Lady Toby? Can I have it? Can I have it?! Can I have it now?!
:[smack]
:Tobias: No.
:Jason: Grrr! The game's already started!
:Tobias: You can't rush fashion!
:Jason: [groans] Come on, come on, come on...!
:[crowd cheering]
:Martin: Ohhh. There's not much time left.
:Celestia: And it's tied! I hate it!
:[whistle blows]
:Jason: [panting] Last time I ask Lady Toby for help!
:Martin: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
:Celestia: Ooh, now that's a sock!
:[shimmer!]
:Roman Zalindra: [slow motion groan]
:[shimmering sounds]
:Martin and Celestia: [cheering]
:Jason: [grunts]
:[shimmer!]
:[beep!]
:[crowd cheering]
:Jason: Aw, gee, guys. I don't deserve the credit. It was all
:CPU soccer players: [chanting] Jay-sock! Jay-sock! Jay-sock! Jay-sock!
:Jason: [to Tobias] I never doubted you for a second.
:Tobias: That's what I call "fashion-forward".
:Jason: Actually, I play left back.
:Tobias: [laughs] I have no idea what that means.
:THE END
===Cecil Lulamoon ending scene===
:Jason: [sighs] Thanks, Princess Cecil. Do you really have a lucky sock that I can borrow?
:Cecil Lulamoon: This magic hat contains my most powerful magic items. Regular sock. [hums] Ooh. Unlucky sock. Ooh! Presto! A lucky sock! This is also my laundry bag. [chuckles]
:[whistle blows]
:[shimmer!]
:Jason: Aah! What... is... happening?!
:[beep!]
:[crowd cheering]
:Jason: Uh... Vinny?
:[rabbit chitters]
:THE END
===Trixie Courtois ending scene===
:Trixie: Uh, my mom hasn't washed it since I found five bucks.
:Jason: Ugh. Wow. When was that, bro?
:Trixie: Um... last Thursday. It was the six-year anniversary!
:[bird squawks]
:Vincent: [sniffs] Ugh!
:[thud]
:SHS soccer coach: [inhales, gags]
:Jason: Sorry, I know! Uh, it's not me! I-I mean, it is, but it's the sock!
:Theo: [gags]
:[crowd cheers, groans]
:Jason: [grunts]
:[beep!]
:[crowd cheering]
:CPU soccer players: [groaning]
:Jason: Your socks work, Brother Trixie.
:Trixie: No, Jason, it doesn't. Made it all up. The real luck was inside you all along. I just wanted to teach you a lesson about self-confidence.
:Jason: Wow, Brother Trixie. Guess there's more to you than I realized. [gags, groans]
:THE END
==Tip Toppings==
:[door opens]
:[bell jingles]
:[indistinct chattering]
:Celestia: Guess who's got an orange dress and is ready for some frozen yogurt!
:[beat]
:Celestia: All right, but I'm going after you.
:Upfield Froyo employee: [lisping] Congratulations! You're our one-thousandth customer, which means you get one free topping!
:Celestia: [gasps] This is the best day ever!
:[machines whirring]
:Celestia: And now, for the perfect topping! [squealing] There's too many to choose from! What do I do?!
:[door opens]
:[bell jingles]
:Celestia: [panting] Will one of you please help me pick the perfect frozen yogurt topping?!
:Luna: Sure, my sister.
:Dennis: Sounds dandy.
:Vincent: Oh, um, don't pick me because I'm the animal-sitting on behalf of the Fluttershy, and they're not allowed in the store.
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Dennis: If it were up to me, I'd go for somethin' fresh and sweet, like—
:Celestia: Candy? [slurps]
:Dennis: Fruit!
:Celestia: Oh. I thought you were gonna say [chuckles] candy.
:Dennis: Candy ain't fresh.
:Celestia: Yeah, but it's candy.
:Dennis: Just think about it. Fresh fruit is a burst of flavor in every bite. You're havin' fruit!
:Celestia: Fruit it is! How about cherries? Candy cherries. [sinister chuckle]
:Dennis: Allow me.
:Celestia: Mm-hmm! [chewing] Mmmm! Wow! You're right, Dennis! This real fruit sure is good!
:Dennis: I know it is.
:Dennis and Celestia: [chuckling] Sucker.
:Celestia: [slurps, chomps]
:THE END
===Luna Vernadsky ending scene===
:Luna: If I'm gonna help you choose the perfect topping, we've got to do it methodically, which is why... Wait! We need to log our observations as we sample. Now, cinnamon candies are spicy and sweet but may not blend well with a fruity yogurt. Chocolate chips or syrup would complement a fruit yogurt nicely. If we go with a chocolate or vanilla base, nuts would be the perfect crunchy treat. Individual sprinkles display a startling variance from the bean.
:Celestia: Luna!
:Luna: Done. According to my calculations, the perfect topping is... chocolate-covered walnuts.
:Celestia: Whoo-hoo! Now, let's eat!
:Luna: [to Upfield Froyo employee] Uh, we're gonna need another sample cup.
:Celestia: Mmmmm! The chocolate-covered walnuts were the right choice! [slurping, sighs]
:Luna: Never mind.
:Celestia: [slurps]
:Luna: [laughs]
:THE END
===Vincent Cadance ending scene===
:[door opens]
:[Fluttershy animals chittering]
:[splatting]
:Upfield Froyo employee: This is a major health violation! E-Everybody out!
:[door closes]
:Vincent: I told you not to pick me, Tia! The Fluttershy have fired me!
:Celestia: I don't know what came over me. I guess I'll just have to go topping-less after all. [gasps] For me?
:[crunching]
:Vincent and Celestia: [laugh]
:THE END
==Costume Conundrum==
:[video game music]
:[phone buzzes]
:[beep]
:Tobias: Don't be jealous, girls, but I have been invited to an exclusive—
:Martin and Dennis: Costume party at Twilight Sparkle House!
:Tobias: Oh. Good.
:Dennis: Yee-haw!
:Martin: [screams] It's gonna be awesome!
:Polina: [whimpers]
:Martin: Don't be nervous. We'll all go together, Lina.
:Polina: It's not that. It's just... the party's in a few days, and I have no idea what I'd wear.
:Dennis: [chuckles] Don't you worry about that. I got just the thing.
:Tobias: I'd be more than willing to help you throw together a dazzling ensemble.
:Martin: I'm thinking something real spooky!
:Polina: Hmmm... Who should I ask for help with my costume?
===Martin Heldayeti ending scene===
:Martin: Okay, Lina, let's get started!
:Polina: [gasps] Ooh! [yelps, whimpers, gags]
:Martin: Hmm... Aha! Here it is!
:Polina: Aah!
:Martin: —don't
:Polina: Ew!
:Martin: Nah, too scary. Not scary enough. Can't picture you like a bat.
:[thud!]
:Martin: Now, this can work with!
:Polina: [whimpers]
:[rock music]
:[doorbell rings]
:[door opens]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Hey! Princess Martin! So beautiful you are like a princess! Nice costume. Come on in!
:Martin: If you think this is good, wait 'til you see...
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [screams] Monster! Run!
:Polina: M-M-Monster?! Where?! [yelps]
:[thud]
:[horror music]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Aah! It... It... It... It mutated into Lina!
:[zip!]
:Martin: Lord Twilight Sparkle, I told you, this was a great costume.
:Martin and Polina: [laugh]
:THE END
===Tobias Ratnasari ending scene===
:Tobias: Oh, Lina! I can't wait to make you something truly breathtaking! [giggles] Now, hold still for the next... several days...
:[whooshing]
:[zip!]
:[creaking]
:[zip!]
:Tobias: [gasps, to herself] Toby, you've outdone yourself!
:Polina: [singsong] Lady Toby.
:Tobias: [sighs] I said "darling", didn't I? Ohhh...
:[coin clinks]
:Polina: Yes, I look like a Fluttershy princess!
:Tobias: Hm, indeed. Now, we still have to find something to wear.
:Polina: Huh? Did you make this for yourself?
:Tobias: Oh, don't worry. You can wear one of my "what, this old thing?"'s.
:Polina: Why are they called that? They're beautiful.
:Tobias: What, this old thing?
:THE END
===Dennis Idmayanti ending scene===
:Dennis: [laughs] I'm thrilled you're willin' to do this with me, Lina. [claps]
:[pony neighs]
:Dennis: I tried to use this costume ages ago with Princess Martin, but she just wasn't into it.
:Polina: Uh... what is it?
:[clattering]
:Dennis: [laughs] Here! Whatcha think? Ain't she a beauty?
:[pony neighs]
:[rock music]
:Martin: Where are those two girls?
:Tobias: I hope Lina didn't get cold feet.
:Dennis: The only thing these feet are doin' is gettin' ready to cut a rug!
:Tobias: [gasps] Astaghfirullahal-adziim...! Lina! I'm sorry she's putting you through this!
:Polina: Actually, lady, it's nice. It's easier to relax when no one can see me.
:Dennis: [laughs] What'd I tell ya!
:[unzip]
:Martin: [yelps]
:Dennis: A good friend always has your back.
:[pony neighs]
:Martin: Uh, s-sorry.
:Tobias, Polina, and Dennis: [laugh]
:THE END
id: Transkrip/Choose Your Own Ending
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