WotW: Week 17

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Weak of the Week: 04/30/2015 	Weak of the Week: 04/30/2015
 	
Breadstick Coma 	Breadstick Coma
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Yeah, I had to look again too. That guys name really is Breadstick Coma. Do I need another reason to award this guy Weak of the Week? I have no idea what a breadstick coma is, nor do I pretend to, but that's what it says for sure. He named his generic, over power-armored weak peen "Breadstick Coma." Perhaps he is haunted by an event from his past, like Batman. Only his parents weren't murdered by a criminal. They were put into a coma from an incident that took place at their local Pizza Hut. Maybe they were both allergic to the garlic and parmesan cheese that adorns the top of breadsticks. If not that, than an especially exotic dipping sauce may have been involved, perhaps some kind of Fugu dipping sauce. Whatever the reason may be, his parents are now both comatose courtesy of an Italian side dish and he must seek vengeance. Though, that probably isn't the case, because heroes don't usually name themselves after the trauma that caused them to become heroes, if that was the case then Batman would be called "Shot Daddy." Heroes are usually named after the thing that gives them power, so breadstick comas some how run this guys power armor......ok, I give up trying to figure out why the words "Breadstick" and "Coma" are not only next to one another, but are floating above the head of a power armored Superhero. Just gonna quit while I'm ahead.	Yeah, I had to look again too. That guys name really is Breadstick Coma. Do I need another reason to award this guy Weak of the Week? I have no idea what a breadstick coma is, nor do I pretend to, but that's what it says for sure. He named his generic, over power-armored weak peen "Breadstick Coma." Perhaps he is haunted by an event from his past, like Batman. Only his parents weren't murdered by a criminal. They were put into a coma from an incident that took place at their local Pizza Hut. Maybe they were both allergic to the garlic and parmesan cheese that adorns the top of breadsticks. If not that, than an especially exotic dipping sauce may have been involved, perhaps some kind of Fugu dipping sauce. Whatever the reason may be, his parents are now both comatose courtesy of an Italian side dish and he must seek vengeance. Though, that probably isn't the case, because heroes don't usually name themselves after the trauma that caused them to become heroes, if that was the case then Batman would be called "Shot Daddy." Heroes are usually named after the thing that gives them power, so breadstick comas some how run this guys power armor......ok, I give up trying to figure out why the words "Breadstick" and "Coma" are not only next to one another, but are floating above the head of a power armored Superhero. Just gonna quit while I'm ahead.
Offences 	Offences
• Wacky and Random• What Is It?• Too Many Parts• Did You Hit Random?• Power Armor 	• Wacky and Random• What Is It?• Too Many Parts• Did You Hit Random?• Power Armor
How to Improve 	How to Improve
That doesn't even look like a breadstick! 	That doesn't even look like a breadstick!
Category:Weak of the Week