すろぉもぉしょん (Slow Motion)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
すろぉもぉしょんゆっく　り変わってゆく 	suroo mooshon yukkuri kawatte yuku 	Slow-motion, things just gradually go on changing
 	 	
コンビニよって　弁当買って 	konbini yotte bentou katte 	Having dropped by the convenience store to grab a bento
部屋に帰って　テレビを見てた 	heya ni kaette terebi o miteta 	I was in my room just watching TV
クイズの答え「妥協」と知って 	kuizu no kotae "dakyou" to shitte 	Having come to compromise as for the answer to the question
「夢」と答えるボケを続けて 	"yume" to kotaeru boke o tsuzukete 	I’ll keep playing the fool who answers with wild fantasies
 	 	
熱が出ちゃって　薬を飲んで 	netsu ga dechatte kusuri o nonde 	Having broken out in a fever and gulped down some medicine
布団潜って　目を閉じていた 	futon mogutte me o tojite ita 	I was sleeping tucked into my futon
君のマヌケな顔が浮かんで 	kimi no manuke na kao ga ukande 	Your stupid face suddenly popped into my head
まだ死にたくないなんてのぼせながら 	mada shinitakunai nante nobose nagara 	Stuck in a feverish daze thinking “I’m not ready to die just yet.”
 	 	
十代　ドヤ顔で悟った人 	juudai doyagao de satotta hito 	Wearing that smug, self-satisfied face in your teens
二十代　恥に気づいた人 	nijuudai haji ni kizuita hito 	Learning the meaning of shame and embarrassment in your 20s
三十代　身の丈知った人 	sanjuudai minotake shitta hito 	Finally getting the full measure of yourself in your 30s
そのどれもが全部　同じ人 	sono dore mo ga zenbu onaji hito 	That’s all part and parcel of one’s human experience
 	 	
汗をかいて　寝巻きを着替えたら 	ase o kaite nemaki o kigaetara 	Breaking into a sweat and changing my pyjamas,
時計の針午前零時 	tokei no hari gozen reiji 	The clock strikes 12
この曲は今一分とちょっと 	kono kyoku wa ima ippun to chotto 	This song has been going on for about a minute,
あなたは今　生まれて何年 	anata wa ima umarete nannen? 	How long has it been since you were born?
 	 	
すろぉもぉしょん　幼少から老年まで 	suroo mooshon youshou kara rounen made 	Slow-motion, from cradle to the grave
こんでぃしょん　躁鬱の乱高下で 	kondiishon souutsu no rankouge de 	Stuck with a wildly fluctuating manic-depressive condition
粘着でも　不精でもない愛　ひとつ届けたいのに 	nenchaku demo bushou demo nai ai hitotsu todoketai no ni 	Wanting to make at least a single ideal romantic connection,
 	 	
こみゅにけぇしょん　狙いすぎは滑って 	komyunikeeshon neraisugi wa subette 	But trying too hard at that whole communication thing is bound to backfire
おぉでぃしょん　審美眼も老眼になって 	oodishon shinbigan mo rougan ni natte 	Continually auditioning all comers while that aesthetic sense continues to dull with age
恥の多い生涯なんて　珍しいもんじゃないし 	haji no ooi shougai nante mezurashii mon ja nai shi 	You’re not the only one with a life full of regrets
大丈夫だよ 	daijoubu da yo 	So find some solace in that at least
 	 	
好みによって　パーツいじって 	konomi ni yotte paatsu ijitte 	Tinkering with the parts to suit your current tastes
愛を与える　ビジネス知って 	ai o ataeru bijinesu shitte 	Figuring out just what you gotta do is love
過ぎた時間と　この瞬間と 	sugita jikan to kono shunkan to 	The past, present and future
残り時間が　深夜混ざって 	nokori jikan ga shin'ya mazatte 	all blend together in the depths of the night
 	 	
咳が酷くて　水飲み干して 	seki ga hidokute mizu nomihoshite 	This cough is giving me fits, I chugged some water
深呼吸して　また考えた 	shinkokyuu shite mata kangaeta 	With a deep breath I lapsed back into thought
鼻をすすって　平和願って 	hana o susutte heiwa negatte 	Battling a runny nose, I prayed for harmony and inner peace
くしゃみをしたら吹き飛ぶ諸行無常を 	kushami o shitara fukitobu shogyoumujou o 	But a single sneeze and I can kiss that enlightenment goodbye
 	 	
かつては　無邪気に笑えた人 	katsute wa mujaki ni waraeta hito 	My old self, the one that could laugh with nary a worry
つまづいても　涙こらえた人 	tsumazuite mo namida koraeta hito 	Who wouldn’t cry over a few bumps in the road
だんだん　くたびれた顔の人 	dandan kutabireta kao no hito 	Now with a smile worn down by the sands of time,
そして　しわの増えた　同じ人 	soshite shiwa no fueta onaji hito 	I’m well on pace for my wrinkle-filled finale
 	 	
ぬるくなった　冷えピタを取り換えて 	nuruku natta hie pita o torikaete 	While changing the towel on my forehead,
時間はまだ丑三つ時 	jikan wa mada ushimitsudoki 	I realized it’s only two-something in the morning
この曲は残り二分とちょっと 	kono kyoku wa nokori nifun to chotto 	This song has got about 2 more minutes left in it
あなたの寿命はあと何年 	anata no jumyou wa ato nannen? 	Any word on how long before you kick the bucket?
 	 	
ぐらでゅえぃしょん　入学から卒業まで 	guradyueishon nyuugaku kara sotsugyou made 	Graduation, the capstone of those years of toil,
ぱぁてぃしょん　水面下で喧嘩しあって 	paatishon suimenka de kenka shiatte 	Perfectly partitioned, that hatred and backstabbing kept just out of sight
忘れちゃいけないこと以外は　どうでもよくなりゃいいのに 	wasurecha ikenai koto igai wa dou demo yoku narya ii no ni	I’d like to say that except for a few essential things, I don’t really care to remember all that happened…
 	 	
いまじねぇしょん　刺激で鈍化しちゃって 	imajineeshon shigeki de donka shichatte 	As for my imagination, a life-time of sensory overload has mostly ground in to dust
れりじょん　盲目な先入観で 	rerijon moumoku na sennyuukan de 	Don’t get me started on religion, a pile of blind, preconceived notions
変顔のイカス遺影だって　あざといとつつかれる 	hengao no ikasu iei datte azatoi to tsutsukareru 	Even if you try and go out in style with a funny portrait on your casket, haters are gonna hate
そんなもんだよ 	sonna mon da yo 	And that’s just the way it is
 	 	
のらりくらりのたうちまわり 	norari kurari notauchimawari 	Writhing and wriggling about
じわりじわり見覚えのない場所に 	jiwari jiwari mioboe no nai basho ni 	Stuck in this spot where everything once familiar has quite steadily slipped away
 	 	
感傷　感傷に身をやつしても 	kanshou kanshou ni mi o yatsushite mo 	Even when caught in the grip of this sentimental self-reflection
へっくしょん　へっくしょん　くしゃみは馬鹿っぽいな 	hekkushon hekkushon kushami wa bakappoi na 	“Achoo! Achoo!” This sneezing still makes me look pretty dumb
ぐーすぴー　ぐーすぴー　鼻づまりの笛を 	guusupii guusupii hana zumari no fue o 	“Sniffle, Sniffle” This stuffy nose-whistle of mine,
合図に夜が明けてく 	aizu ni yoru ga aketeku 	It serves as a sign of the approaching dawn
 	 	
すろぉもぉしょん　朝になって熱引いて 	suroo mooshon asa ni natte netsu hiite 	Slow-motion, morning comes and my fever falls
こんでぃしょん　快晴の青天井で 	kondishon kaisei no aotenjou de 	A glance out of the window reveals a “clear blue sky”-type condition
反省したり　調子こいたり　のんびりくたばっていく 	hansei shitari choushi koitari nonbiri kutabatte iku 	Reflecting back on it all, should I just go with the flow and casually give up the ghost right now?
 	 	
すろぉもぉしょん　アイドルだって歳くって 	suroo mooshon aidoru datte toshi kutte 	Slow-motion, even idols can’t fight Father Time for long
わいどしょう　賑わせて骨になって 	waidoshou nigiwasete hone ni natte 	They hit the variety show circuit and eventually turn to dust like everyone else
生まれた時と最後の時が　ゆっくり繋がる不思議 	umareta toki to saigo no toki ga yukkuri tsunagaru fushigi	The beginning and end of life slowly tied together, it’s such a strange and wondrous occurrence
 	 	
こんびねぇしょん　良い人に出会うため 	konbineeshon ii hito ni deau tame 	It’s a combination of things, I mean, sure you want to meet the “right” person
くえすちょん　良い人ってどんなんかね? 	kuesuchon ii hito tte donnan ka ne? 	But the true question is: “What is “right”, really?”
恥の多い生涯なんて　どんがらがっちゃん　それそれ 	haji no ooi shougai nante dongaragacchan sore sore 	A life full of regrets and embarrassment, missteps abound, that’s for sure
すっからんの　ほれほれ　珍しいもんじゃないし 	sukkarakan no horehore mezurashii mon ja nai shi 	Cleaned out till you’re empty inside, that’s par for the course I’d say
大丈夫だよ 	daijoubu da yo 	So there’s no need to fret
 	 	
たぶん 	tabun 	Probably
 	 	
すろぉもぉしょん… 	suroo mooshon… 	Slow-motion…
 	 	
ゆっくり終わってゆく 	yukkuri owatte yuku 	Everything just slowly moving towards that final curtain drop
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*しぼう (SHI-BOU) (album)
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*祭りだヘイカモン
*Vocalocreation
*Vocalohistory
*PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 寿 (PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 Kotobuki) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*piapro - Off vocal
*pixiv - Illustration
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*NicoNicoPedia
*Pixivpedia
*Project DIVA Wiki
*UtaiteDB
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*Vocaloid Wiki
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