All I wanted was a Pepsi

"All I wanted was a Pepsi", phrase: used by a gamer to describe their latest confrontation with a parent or other person who believes that role-playing games are the Spawn of Satan. [MW]
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Addendum: Refers to the song "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies, which describes a teenage boy's plight to retrieve a can of soda from the fridge while his mother accuses him of being on drugs. See also BADD. [MW]