Retskcirt Goblin God Of Trickery

==Appearance==
*Fantasy race: Goblin God
*Pronoun: He/Him
*Age (child/adult/elderly): Ancient
*Voice accent: Deep Growl
*Height: Unknown
*Weight: Unknown
*Hair color: Bald
*Skin color: Golden
*Eye color: Red
*Example clothing outfit worn: Usually appears as a floating head
==Personality==
*Traits: Retskcirt (Pronounced Rets-kirt) is extremely mischievous and loves testing his followers temperament by pranking them. Those who lose their temper are often too serious to be his true followers.
*Goal: To reclaim the seven pieces of himself and ascend as the one true god of Goblinkind.
*Flaw: He has trouble trusting any one goblin and spends a little too much time testing them for greatness.
*Biggest fear: That Goblins will never have their time in the sun and will always be a laughingstock.
*One item they want: All seven relics of himself
*Pop culture influences: Bugs Bunny
*Tics	/ mannerisms	to help GMs portray them consistently: Reskcirt oscillates between a truly divine being and cracking jokes or making fun of his followers. Struggles 
==Social Connections==
*Worshippers: All goblin clans {most specifically, the Diputs clan) Worship some version of Reskcirt in some capacity. Some think he is a demon that must be appeased through offerings, others believe Reskcirt is a mighty god who will bring the goblins to forge their first empire, and others believe he is simply a trickster who flew too close to the sun. 
==Background / Personal history:==
*Reskcirt was born as a normal goblin in the darkest times for goblins. For in those times, there was no goblin god and their creator gods had created goblinkind and then abandoned them in absolute disgust at what they had created. Goblins were not a stout, mighty race like the dwarves, nor were they noble, graceful creatures like the elves, and they certainly were not as hardworking as humans. Despite this, Reskcirt looked upon his people and realized that they had one trait that made them worthy of a pantheon: an unshakable knack for sneakery and tomfoolery. 
*So he decided if none of the gods would serve as the goblin's pantheon, he would have to go and become a god himself. To do this, legend says that he snuck into a temple where the gods of elves, dwarves and man resided and offered himself as their servant. Reskcirt claimed since the goblins were a godless race, he simply wished to serve the magnificence of true gods. The gods, in their arrogance, allowed the small goblin to act as their servant and brought him to live with them in their homes above the clouds. While they were first vigilant against the small creature, eventually they let down the guard and treated Reskcirt like any other servant: wherein Reskcirt discovered the source from which all gods are given power. One night, while the gods were busy granting prayers to their devout, Reskcirt stole away a small bit of godhood and hid it in his mouth and snuck down back to the realm of mortals. With the power of divinity in his mouth, Reskcirt became the god of goblins and began wildly granting divine boon to the abandoned race of goblinkind.
*The goblins rejoiced and benefited greatly from Reskcirt's boons and began to celebrate in their extreme fortune. They dressed him in their seven greatest treasures and frolicked with the knowledge they finally had a god to call their own. However, their loud celebrations drew the notice of the gods, who became furious at Reskcirt's deception. Together they struck down Reskcirt, blasting his body until none but the seven relics remained. However, it was too late. Reskcirt had already swallowed the power of divinity and so could not truly die. His life force had become one with the seven relics he wore and if brought together could ensure his ressurection. So the gods gathered these seven relics and hid them around the world so the goblins could remain godless. Then they laid a terrible curse upon the goblinkind, the curse of Goblin Luck. Since they aspired to be more than what they were they would live lives without fame or infamy and that their deaths would be either mundane or hilarious to witness, ensuring that they would never gain the respect of any other race. However, legend says that if a champion would be able to rediscover the seven pieces of Reskcirt once again, the curse could be lifted and the golden age of goblins can begin in earnest.
==Known Relics==
# Scepter of Retskcit: Transforms target into animals. (from We Carry Stuff And Get Paid)
# Goblet of Retskcirt: Transforms targets (including inanimate objects) into goblins (from Niqamui Frequency)
# Tin Foil Hat Of Retskcirt: protects the wearer from mind control. Found in The Party Gets Real. Currently possessed by Hop Cottonbottom, until Freida Frost needs it back next winter to train her new students of her flying castle magic school.
# Astrolabe of Retskcirt: Time travel device that sends people's consciousness into the past to learn something.
== List of Adventures ==
* We Carry Stuff And Get Paid: relic found
* Niqamui Frequency: relic found
* The Party Gets Real: relic found
* Companion episodes The Involuntary Time Detectives and Old Cases New Faces: relic found
Category:Deities