The Power of Coke

This is the twenty-seventh episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(One day in ThePowerOfInfinity, also known as Moony192, is pondering at the table)
Infinity: Hmm… have I changed a company name yet?
Infinity’s main company: Please don't rename me.
Infinity: TOO LATE! Renaming you to… Poop Co.
Infinity’s main company: NOOO-
Infinity: And renamed! Phew, a job well done.
Poop Co.: I fucking hate you.
Infinity: I love you too, Poop Co. Wait, that doesn't seem right.
Poop Co.: Phew. What a relief.
Infinity: I'll rename you to Shart Co.!
Shart Co.: NOOOOO!
Infinity: Now that that's done, it's time to take a nap.
(Infinity takes a nap in a position similar to a Snorlax)
(Two hours later…)
Infinity: (stretches) Ahh that was a wonderful nap. I'm thirsty.
(He grabs a can of Coca Cola from the fridge and chugs it)
Infinity: (eyes widen) Wait a second. I just got a REVOLUTIONARY IDEA! What if, instead of just renaming my own companies, I rename EVERYONE’S companies! That way I will rule the wiki! Muhahahahaha!
Poop Co.: Does this mean you won't rename me again today sir?
Infinity: Oh yeah I almost forgot. You're now called Bubblegum Co.
Bubblegum Co.: DAMN IT!
Infinity: Now then, (he gets his magic fingers ready for the keyboard) time to play the rename game.
(Lots of frantic typing later…)
Jess: Hey guys, do you notice anything peculiar about BP lately?
Bot: BP? I think you mean AP, Ass Productions. At least that's what the page says now.
CrazySponge: WHAT? Let me see this!
(CS looks at the BP building to see a giant ass drawn all over it)
CrazySponge: Is that a man's ass or a woman’s ass?
Bot: Cmon, we all know you're gay.
CrazySponge: I AM NOT GAY! I was just asking a question!
Bot: Fine by me.
Zoltan: NO! NO!
Jess: What's wrong Zolty?
Zoltan: please do not ever call me that again. Also, ZIG ZAG PRIDE HAS BEEN CHANGED TO ZIG ZAG STRAIGHT PRIDE! Actually that's a good thing. BUT SOMEONE CHANGED THE NAME WITHOUT ME!
Prim: SOMEONE RENAMED TEAL HORIZON- wait aren't I dead or something 
Jess: Just like Suzy Sheep…
Prim: shit. (dies)
CrazySponge: Who would commit such a heinous crime on humanity?
All: Infinity.
Bot: We must all work together to stop this guy once and for all.
CrazySponge: Yeah, don't want him to rename BP to CP next.
Jess: What's wrong with CP?
CrazySponge: …
Bot: Let's go.
(At Infinity’s house)
Infinity: MUHAHAHAHAHA! I AM MAD WITH THE POWAH! (holds his fist like Thanos) I now have all the-
CrazySponge: SHUT UP WE GET IT YOU’RE THANOS AND YOU HAVE THE INFINITY STONES!
Bot: Aidan!
CrazySponge: What? Somebody had to say it.
Infinity: Well well well, if it ain't the rest of SBFW. Saw my renaming eh? It's gonna stay like that for the rest of your lives.
CrazySponge: Wiping that ass off was easier than it looked.
Bot: That sounds awful in AND out of context.
CrazySponge: o
Infinity: Enough o-ing, it's time for an o-down- I MEAN HOEDOWN! (Drinks another Coca Cola) Much better. Now then.
Jess: Now hold on just a second. Does anyone have a Pepsi?
Infinity: NO! PEPSI IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!
(Bot hands Jess a Pepsi from her pocket)
Infinity: FUCK!
(Jess drinks the Pepsi and gains Popeye strength. She punches Infinity into infinity… and beyond)
Infinity: Curse you Jessie from Disney Channel!
Jess: Did he just call me Jessie from Disney Channel?
CrazySponge: Let's just rename our companies before he comes back.
Bot: (looking in the sky) According to my calculations, he'd be burning up by now. (hears a faint thud) Yep, he's dead.
CrazySponge: Aw man that's my thing!
Zoltan: Sorry but this isn't CrazySponge Died: The Series. Check out now!
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(End)
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