Swinging on a Star

"Swinging on a Star" is a song that was broadcast on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76. It is performed by Bing Crosby with John Scott Trotter and His Orchestra. It played on the radio during the B.E.T.A. phase of the game, but was patched out upon release.
It also appeared on the Amazon Music playlist "Music from Fallout" promoting the Fallout TV series, but not in the series itself.Music from Fallout (archived)
==Lyrics==
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule?
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
He kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig?
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He's got no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish?
A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Everyday you'll meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star
==Video==
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==References==
Category:Fallout 76 removed songs
category:Music from Fallout playlist songs