Catbug

*Paige The Puffle HandlerSorry I think I'm going crazy with this stuff
*I don't harm any pufflez
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*8:44I'm CatbugI'M CATBUG! 
*8:44Halopro3Did you get blocked Charlie?
*8:45I'm CatbugHe said that he would be back in 1 minute. 
*8:45Paige The Puffle HandlerCatbug
*8:45I'm CatbugI'M CATBUG! 
*8:45Paige The Puffle HandlerIf I'm running around with no items what do you do?
*8:45Halopro3Duck tape you to a wall
*Welcome to the Coffee Break Room! Please follow our policy. 
*8:46Charlie the PenguinBack
*8:46I'm CatbugHi Charlie! 
*8:47Charlie the Penguin
*8:47Paige The Puffle HandlerCatbug what do you do if I'm running around with nothing on?
*...
*8:47I'm CatbugUh, what does that mean? 
*8:47Charlie the PenguinMom dont even think about it 
*8:48Paige The Puffle HandlerDo you have an answer?
*8:48Charlie the PenguinMom if you feed bad information to my Catbug I will tell Dad
*8:49I'm Catbug*sees Spider*
**pokes* My name is Catbug, what's yours? 
*8:50Halopro3Sspider -runs-
*8:50I'm CatbugOkay, bye! 
*Paige The Puffle Handler has finished their coffee. 
*Paige The Puffle Handler has entered the Coffee Break room. 
*8:51I'm CatbugThat was a nice spider! 
*8:51Halopro3Mom pm
*8:51Paige The Puffle HandlerThrow a blanket over it
*8:52I'm CatbugTHROW A BLANKET OVER IT
*8:52Halopro3Mom pm
*8:52I'm CatbugWait, what do we need to throw a blanket over?
*Paige The Puffle Handler has finished their coffee. 
*8:54Charlie the PenguinDAD WHERE ARE YO
*8:54I'm CatbugI LIKE YELLING 
*Paige The Puffle Handler has entered the Coffee Break room. 
*8:56Paige The Puffle HandlerI'm not wearing anything
*8:56Charlie the Penguin*covers Catbug's eyes*
*8:56I'm CatbugHey, who turned out the lights?
*8:57Charlie the PenguinCatbug, can you run home real quick and make sure Grace is asleep for me?
*8:57Halopro3Mom eh pm
*8:57I'm CatbugOkay! *flies out window*
*8:57Paige The Puffle HandlerAnd haven't been drinking 's chocolate milk *drinks a carton of 's alcoholic chocolate milk*
*I am 100% sure I am not fudged up
*8:59Charlie the PenguinMom, I demand to speak to Dad about this
*and dont take another sip 
*8:59Paige The Puffle HandlerWhy
*It doesn't have any siade effects does it?
**side
*9:00Charlie the PenguinWell, people don't really enjoy seeing a naked drunk person running around town
*And I don't want you ruining my Catbug's mind
*So put some clothes on.
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*9:01Paige The Puffle HandlerI am wearing clothes
*9:02I'm Catbug*flies back in* She's alseep and hugging her wittle teddy bear!
*9:02Charlie the PenguinGood boy Catbug!
*9:02I'm CatbugI'M CATBUG! 
*9:02Charlie the Penguin:3
* pig2013 has entered the Coffee Break room. 
*Paige The Puffle Handler has finished their coffee. 
*9:04Helmetpig2013He's a magically pony flying through the sky on a magical
*9:04Charlie the PenguinSHOOT IT DOWN
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*9:04Helmetpig2013Um nvm
*9:04I'm CatbugOoh! Fireworks! 
*9:04Charlie the PenguinCatbug's here :3
*9:04Helmetpig2013I wasn't singing about ponies
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*9:05Charlie the PenguinCatbug, this is my dad, Jim.
*9:05I'm CatbugHello! 
*9:05Helmetpig2013Have you seen my chocolate milk?
*9:05Charlie the Penguin as a matter of fact...
**shows security footage of mom*
*9:06Helmetpig2013Who took it 
*BTW hi catbug
*9:06I'm CatbugI'M CATBUG 
*9:06Helmetpig2013 um what happened with her?
*I don't drink the whole carton
*9:06Charlie the PenguinYour chocolate milk "happened" with her
*9:06Helmetpig2013Oh
* what is with her
*9:08Charlie the PenguinTHREATEN. HER. WITH. DIVORCE. OR SHE WILL DIE
*9:08Helmetpig2013D:
*Fine
* I know she is drunk now...cause she crashed a snow cat into the igloo
*9:09Charlie the Penguin*sees* Catbug sleeping
*9:10I'm CatbugZ z Z z Z z Z z
*9:10Charlie the Penguin:3
*9:10Helmetpig2013Alcoholic chocolate milk side effects:drunk driving,public striping,lying,and explosive dyherria
*9:11Charlie the Penguin
*That's it i'm sending in the military
*9:11Helmetpig2013Good think she didn't get that last effect
*9:11Charlie the PenguinThis whole thing has gone too far
*9:11Helmetpig2013No Charlie
*9:11Charlie the Penguinthey're gonna bring in their tanks and machine guns
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*9:11Helmetpig2013:
*D:
*D:
*9:12Charlie the Penguin Hey, sounds like they're finished!
*9:12I'm Catbug*wakes up*
* pig2013 has finished their coffee. 
*9:12I'm CatbugWhat was that?
* pig2013 has entered the Coffee Break room. 
*9:12Charlie the PenguinIt was nothing, you can go back to sleep.
*9:12Helmetpig2013Nuuuu
*9:12I'm CatbugOkay! :)
*zzzzzzz
*9:12Charlie the Penguin:3
*9:12Helmetpig2013 Charliea
**Charlie!
*9:13Charlie the PenguinI'm sorry, but you refused to do anything, then it got worse.
*I had no other choice.
*9:13Helmetpig2013But she isn't getting fat
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*9:14Charlie the PenguinNo, but when Mom is drunk she tends to kill people a little too often
*9:14Helmetpig2013She didnt kill anyone!
*9:14Charlie the Penguin
*Yah she did
*9:14Helmetpig2013Who?
*Mah Mom?
*Agent Charles ?
*9:15Charlie the Penguin1. A pookie 2. 60 random penguins 3. Catbug's mother
*9:15I'm Catbugzzzzzzz
*9:15Helmetpig2013She didn't die 
*9:16Charlie the PenguinShe accidentally killed his mother shortly after he was born. I sometimes wonder if Catbug can still remember her
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*9:16Helmetpig2013
*9:16I'm Catbugzzzzzz
*9:16Helmetpig2013Staph
*9:16Charlie the PenguinDude, I'm not kidding!
*You can't just go through life pretending that Paige is OH SO INNOCENT
*9:16Helmetpig2013 why do you blame Paige for this?
* is evil and a large troll END OF STORY
*9:17Charlie the Penguin She was drunk and chucked his freaking MOM INTO A WOODCHIPPER CAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS A SPIDER!!!!!
*9:17Helmetpig2013
*9:18I'm Catbug*shivers in sleep*
*9:18Charlie the Penguin*puts blanket over*
*9:18Helmetpig2013Um um um um
*9:18Charlie the PenguinMy mission is to make sure that he never finds out, and that he can live a happy life like other Catbugs
*There aren't many left nowadays.
*9:18Helmetpig2013*goes in time machine and changes time*
*9:19Charlie the Penguin
*thats not a time machine...
*9:19Helmetpig2013It as bob now
**is
*He is the guilty one
*What was it?
*9:20Charlie the PenguinA can opener 
*9:20Helmetpig2013
**jumps in time trekker and changes time*
*Now it is who is responsible for the crimes
*HAHAHAHAHAHA
*9:21Charlie the PenguinYou have no idea when it happened
*9:22Helmetpig2013
*9:22Charlie the PenguinSo how do you know you stopped it? 
*9:22Helmetpig2013 must find way
*9:22Charlie the PenguinAnd how did you make sure it was ?
*Dad, if you change anything, we'll cease to exist.
*9:23Helmetpig2013I locked up Paige in the closet and got drunk
*9:23Charlie the PenguinIt will just create another demension and we'll be a couple of atoms!
*9:23Helmetpig2013But I saved catbug's mother
*9:23Charlie the Penguin
*I GOTTA GO BACK IN TIME
*YOUVE SCREWED UP THE SPACE TIME CONTINEUM
*9:24Helmetpig2013
*9:24Charlie the Penguin*goes in Time Trekker* I've got to stop you from ever using this thing
**goes back in time*
**tackles before he can get in Tim Trekker*
*Past Charlie: I had a feeling that was a bad idea...
*Me: ikr
*9:25Helmetpig2013 should have framed kenzie
*9:25Charlie the Penguin*goes back to present*
*YOU CANT DENY IT
*IT WAS MOM
*9:25Helmetpig2013 y u blame her?
*9:26Charlie the Penguin CAUSE IT WAS HER