Bike Chase (transcript)

Narrator :It is an early morning in Bikini Bottom.
(Squidward is reading the Fab and Fancy magazine)
Squidward:Hmm, what? They have it? Finally, canned bread, at the Barg'n Mart! I should go as early as possible.
(Squidward gets outside on his bike)
SpongeBob:Squidward, want to go jellyfishing?
Squidward:No! I've gotta make it to Barg'n Mart as soon as possible.
(Squid rides his bike until he gets to Jellyfish Fields)
SpongeBob:Are you sure you don't want to go jellyfishing?
Squidward:That would be the last thing in the sea I would do today, SpongeBob.
(Squidward rides off the bike path)
Policeman:Riding off the bike path, eh?
(He gives Squidward a ticket and Squid gets mad)
Patrick:Come on Squid, come jellyfish with us!
Squidward:No.
Patrick:Squid doesn't want to play with us.
SpongeBob:No Pat, he's just nervous.
(He rides off the bike path into a kelp maze)
Policeman:People never learn their lesson.
(Gives Squidward a ticket)
Squidward:Okay, I don't see them. Now I can...
Patrick:Stop! Stop!
Squidward:Ahhh!
(stops immeadietly)
Patrick:Here's a ticket for not jellyfishing.
Squidward:Not jellyfishing, what?
(Squidward pulls off officer cap, realizes it's Patrick)
Squidward:Patrick!
(Pat runs to SpongeBob)
Patrick:I think he's onto us.
(They run a little, Squidward runs a little, Policeman comes and leaves a ticket on Squidward's bike for being off the bike path, Squidward comes back)
Squidward:What, another ticket?
(Squid gets angry)
Squidward:I need to get out of here!
SpongeBob and Patrick:Hey, Squidward!
Squidward:Ahhh!
Squidward:SpongeBob, what are you doing?
SpongeBob:Do you want to go
SpongeBob and Patrick:Jellyfishing?
Squidward:No? SpongeBob, can you just leave me alone for some time?
SpongeBob:Squidward, how about you buy your canned bread, and on your way to your house, you can come jellyfishing?
Squidward:Gee, SpongeBob, that is a great idea.
(Laughs several times. Policeman comes)
Policeman:Ccccck.
(Gives Squidward another ticket. Rides to Barg'n Mart)
Squidward:Finally, Barg'n Mart.
(He parks his bike. Walks inside. Policeman comes and puts a ticket on the bike for not parking at the bike rack)
Squidward:Ahhh, here we go, canned bread.
(He checks out, but this is not shown. Gets to his bike)
Squidward:What? Another ticket?
(Squidward shows a staring face. Next scene Squidward is on the bike path)
Squidward:Those barnacle heads made me get 6 tickets already. I just need to ignore them.
(Now he's in Jellyfish Fields)
SpongeBob:Time to come jellyfishing Squidward!
Squidward:Just ignore them Squiddy, now where's a good escape route?
(Rides off bike path. Policeman comes and gives Squidward a ticket)
Squidward:Alright, now I can see them coming.
(Struggles to reach the pedials and handles.)
Squidward:I can't reach anything.
(Takes off all the buckets and bike tips over. Policeman comes and gives Squidward a ticket. Shoves it in his pocket)
Squidward:I just have to stay on the alert. Ah ha! I'll go through Jellyfish Fields! Is the policeman around?
(Looks around)
Squidward:Nope. Now I can go...
(Policeman comes and gives Squidward another ticket. Next scene Squidward is off his bike)
Squidward:If I get one more ticket, I'll go to jail.
(Cry sound)
Squidward:I've got it. I'll walk home.
(Walks a little and accidently steps on two of the policeman's flowers)
Squidward:Flowers?
(Policeman sees this and comes)
Policeman:This is your tenth ticket, so your going to prison.
(Gives Squidward a ticket. Next scene Squidward is in a prison cell)
Squidward:Look at the bright side Squiddy, I can still have my canned bread, and no more SpongeBob and Patrick. No more SpongeBob and Patrick, no more SpongeBob and Patrick, NO MORE SpongeBob AND PATRICK!
(Laughs happily)
SpongeBob:Hi Squidward.
Squidward:Ahh! SpongeBob and Patrick, what are you doing here?
SpongeBob:We are going to visit you here for a couple hours every day until you are out of prison!
Squidward:Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!
(Episode ends)
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