Steamy Romance Novel

The Steamy Romance Novels, collectively known as the Steamy Romance saga,A Steamy Romance Saga are a series of erotic novels and in-game book items that were first introduced in The Burning Crusade, with new entries added with successive expansions. Most of the books, which are filled with double entendres and "tawdry tales of carnality",An Embarrassing Revelation are centered around the paladin Marcus and his encounters with various love interests.
Francis Serbacon, Bill Spearshaker, and Noah Scribeson all claim to be the author of the series. However, when encountered by scribes, both Francis and Bill claim to have grown tired of writing the novels and offer the scribe the opportunity to continue the series themselves using a Steamy Romance Novel Kit.The Plot Thickens (quest)The Legacy Passed On
==Entries==
==Notes==
*In addition to the entries listed above, Chronicler Shoopa apparently found a romance novel about Marcus seducing a naga.Digging Through the Past
*Professor Pallin is a fan of the novels, though he claims that he only reads them "for the penmanship". Mathias Shaw, on the other hand, has a low opinion of the books and calls them "potboilers".Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms, pg. 58 Zhakloskar was given a book about Marcus' adventures by a citizen of Stormwind, and stated that he liked it.Zhakloskar
*The novels are indirectly used in the secret communication between the Explorers' League and the SI:7. In order to get the title of one of the encoded books guarded by Bill Spearshaker in the Ironforge Library, SI:7 agents need to quote a title from one of the Steamy Romance Novels. Mathias Shaw suspects that Bill does this both to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face.
*Martar the Not-So-Smart in the northeastern Jade Forest has a chance to drop most of the Steamy Romance Novels.
*A Steamy Romance Saga is an achievement earned for reading every Steamy Romance Novel during the Thrashbite the Scornful encounter in the Cathedral of Eternal Night.
*Steamy Essence is jokingly described as "A common ingredient in Steamy Romance Novels".
==Gallery==
File:A Steamy Romance Novel.png|:A Steamy Romance Novel
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Forbidden Love.png|Forbidden Love
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Northern Exposure.png|Northern Exposure
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Blue Moon.png|Blue Moon
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Big Brass Bombs.png|Big Brass Bombs
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Hot and Misty.png|Hot and Misty
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Savage Passions.png|Savage Passions
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Got Milk.jpg|Got Milk?
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Of Elven Bondage.jpg|Of Elven Bondage
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Nightborne of the Living Dead.jpg|Nightborne of the Living Dead
File:A Steamy Romance Novel - Waves of Desire.jpg|Waves of Desire
==See also==
*Linen-Wrapped Book, another racy romance novel.
*Touch of the Banshee, a Scourge romance novel starring a zombie and a banshee.
*Brazie's Black Book of Secrets, a series of raunchy books published by Brazie Getz.
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Category:Silly