Skid the Hedgehog: School Survival/Bloopers

[Basically, this is your sandbox. Play in it. Make a castle. This is a blooper within itself...kinda.—Speedy]
== Bloopers from Act 1 ==
=== A Bad Idea ===
(Disclaimer: The following stunt was preformed by several stuntmen, and we recommend that you do not try this at home. Thank you—the director.) 
(Rosebud and her friends are seen flying) 
I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! I think about it every night and day! I believe I can fly today! 
(Platinum smashes his head in a wall) 
Platinum: Ow. 
Rosebud: Don’t do dumb dares, kids! Uh...stay cool like an ice cube...
=== Testing...Testing... ===
Rosebud: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. What? I can break the fourth wall if I wanted to!
Skid: I could too. I just don't feel like it. (Looks straight at the camera with a "You ain't slick" kind of face.) 
Rosebud: But...you just did! By looking at the camera! You know it, I know it! The users know it!
Andy: Shut up and stop your fourth wall breaking! 
Rosebud: But this is a blooper reel. 
Lilly: Hi, Mom! 
=== To go even further beyond ===
Skid: (Screams like he's in DBZ to go Super, then proceeds to get a fly stuck in his throat, chokes on it, then coughs it out) Where... in the HELL did that come from...?! 
Rosebud: It’s a dying bird! 
Platinum: It’s a falling plane! 
Andy: It’s...what the hell?! 
Skid: (Proceeds to fall on the hard concrete like Sonic in Sonic Unleashed. Head first.) Ow.... I need a senzu bean... And a hug...
Rosebud: Speedy doesn’t understand your DBZ references. She is not worthy of the Dragon Balls. 
Skid: Well, she could go out and look for them and wish for understanding of all DBZ references, or watch the show.
=== Called It ===
(The heroes fell into a dungeon filled with testing robots. Because they fell without a proper cushioned landing, Skid landed on his feet, immediately regretting his decision as he tried to keep his cries of pain from being heard while holding his ankles.) 
Skid: I called it. (Struggles to stand up.)
Rosebud: Wow! You’re like that white phychokinetic hedgehog! 
Eve: I thought he was SILVER! 
Skid: In what regard?
Lilly: The joke is that Silver the Hedgehog is white instead of silver. 
Platinum: That’s racist... 
Skid: Anyway, this is what I expected, but who's gonna test us? Or what, for that matter? 
Rosebud: Comparison: you PREDICTED THE FUTURE! Well, technically, Silver lives in the future, not predicts it. You know what? Screw it! This comparison makes no sense! 
Andy: Your jokes never make sense, Rosebud 
Skid: Yeah, I was honestly confused. 
(One of the testing robots creeps up behind him, and just as the robot threw the punch, he dodged the hit, then kicked the robot, so hard that his foot went through the crucial hardware that allowed it to fight. The robot then fell to the ground, de-materializing into thin air.) 
Skid: Huh. Found a robot. 
Eve: KILL IT! 
Rosebud: You sound familiar. 
Andy: NO TIME FOR COMPARISONS!
Milssa: Must keep on moving ahead!
Dave: Since when have you been Sonic?
Vibratus: CUT!
Vendeta: (Pokes head round corner) I thought I heard something about a psychokinetic hedgehog. Meh, probably nothing. (Leaves)
Rosebud: VENDETA?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Vendeta: Look, it's just a cameo. Don't obsess over it.
Rosebud: I want answers!
Vendeta: There are none.
(Rosebud watches as Vendeta leaves) 
Rosebud: I only wanted five dollars! 
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