Lag Race/Transcript

* (The episode starts off with a tree in the middle of a blue sky with several rolling clouds. A second later, we see the Neutroton Brothers flying across the scene. The scene, then, cuts to CRiTOPiA Park in the Meetup District where Gumbo Boingy is seen playing hopscotch and The Nums walking by. Then we cut to another scene of the park where there is a sidewalk in the middle of it. We see Spottie Leonard walking about.)
* Spottie Leonard: Ah, another lovely day in CRiTOPiA! (Dashie Speedenburg shows up) Gah!
* Dashie Speedenburg: Yo, Spottie! Nice day for a race, huh? Wanna challenge me?
* Spottie Leonard: I'm good. Thanks, though.
* Dashie Speedenburg: Come on Spottie, it'll be fun!
* Spottie Leonard: (thinks) Hmm... I- (before she could finish, Avery Darling shows up).
* Avery Darling: Oh, a race? I'll take races with you, Dashie!
* Dashie Speedenburg: Do you want to join alongside Avery and I?
* Spottie Leonard: Um... sure, but where are we racing at?
* Dashie Speedenburg: Right here, silly! (giggles)
* Avery Darling: Alrighty, let's race!
* (As Spottie prepares for the race, Dashie comes in for the countdown before taking off with Avery.)
* Dashie Speedenburg: Three...
* Avery Darling: Two...
* Dashie Speedenburg: One!
* Avery Darling & Dashie Speedenburg: Go! (They both take off. All, except for Spottie, who stands in place out of uninterest.)
* Spottie Leonard: Of course, last place. (The scene cuts to Dashie and Avery still racing)
* Dashie Speedenburg: I'll get first place in no time!
* Avery Darling: No, I will! I'm speedier than you think, Dashie girl!
* Dashie Speedenburg: I don't think so, Darling!
* Avery Darling: You just had to make that joke. (Cut to Spottie Leonard, who walks up to a tree to nap.)
* Spottie Leonard: Hmph! I don't have the energy for this! I'm just going to lie down underneath that tree. (Cut to her napping underneath the tree) Ah, such a nice, cool breeze. (She wakes up to hear someone fall to the ground, which turns out to be Potato Chipcheek.)
* Potato Chipcheek: Oof! 
* Spottie Leonard: You alright?
* Potato Chipcheek: Oh, I'm fine! I just tried to jump to uh-uh-uh-(Potoato suddenly glitches out and spins around for less than a minute as the "loading" title appears at the center of him, much to Spottie's shock.)
* Spottie Leonard: Are you really sure you're alright?
* Potato Chipcheek: (goes back to normal) I'm fine! But, I think a lag storm is-is-is- (he lags again)
* Spottie Leonard: A lag... what? (Potato goes back to normal again.)
* Potato Chipcheek: Uhh... I'm headin' home now, bye! (runs off)
* (We cut to the sky, which is now really dark. The clouds remain white before turning black. Then, rain comes down as Spottie watches on.)
* Spottie Leonard: Aah! Oh no! I gotta tell Avery and Dashie! (runs off, cut to Dashie and Avery still continuing their race, despite the lag storm.)
* Avery Darling: I'm so going to beat you!
* Dashie Speedenburg: No, I w-w-w-will! (All of a sudden, Dashie starts lagging instantly, shocking Avery.)
* Avery Darling: (gasps) Dashie! Oh no! (pants and screams as she lags as well.)
* Spottie Leonard: Avery-y-y-y-y, (lags, then goes back to normal as she runs) Dashie-e-e-e-e! (Continuing on her run, a lightning bolt strikes in front of her, creating a hole in the sidewalk and causing her to run off from it.) Aaaaaah! (Dashie and Avery continue to lag as Spottie looks around in fear.) It's too dangerous to be out here! (Another lighning bolt strikes behind her and she jumps out of the way) Aaaah! (Cut to Avery and Dashie seeking shelter underneath a tree as the storm ravages CRiTOPiA.)
* Dashie Speedenburg: What even caused this to happen?
* Avery Darling: I think it was because of a CRiTORA overload, then the fact a CRiTORA tried turning the Art District into Chair Land!
* Dashie Speedenburg: Really? What kind of CRiTORA came up with that!?
* Nonsense: Wheee!
* (In the middle of the conversation, Nonsense carelessly runs by, then lags before turning back to normal and continuing his run. Then, Spottie runs up to the two.)
* Avery Darling: Spottie! 
* Spottie Leonard: Hi! Thank goodness, I found you! We need to find shelter now before the thunder strikes us!
* Avery Darling: There's a nice-looking house right next to us. (We cut to a white dome-shaped house with orange and grey patches around it, round orange windows with yellow panels and an orange and grey door with a yellow doorknob in the middle of the Meetup District.)
* Dashie Speedenburg: Let's see if we can go inside!
* (Cut to Eggy reading a small blue book with what appears to be a replica of No Name. Soon, he hears Spottie knocking on the door.)
* Spottie Leonard: Help! We need shelter! There's a lag storm outside!
* Avery Darling: Please let us in!
* (Just as Eggy was about to walk up to the door to open it, Spottie, Avery and Dashie come in.)
* Avery Darling: Thank you so much, Eggy!
* Spottie Leonard: It's so good to have shelter! (Lounges) Ah! (Dashie comes in.)
* Dashie Speedenburg: What's over there?
* Spottie Leonard: (gets up) Huh?
* (Eggy comes in and shows off his No Name replica, which impresses the three.)
* Avery Darling: It looks like a robot!
* Dashie Speedenburg: Yeah!
* Spottie Leonard: Don't we have a few robotic CRiTORA, though?
* (Eggy takes out the No Name file and raises up in the air, leaving the three in awe.)
* Dashie Speedenburg: Woah! You're making something?
* Avery Darling: Isn't that the folder you found in Coneboy's closet?
* Spottie Leonard: It is! Eggy's making a robot.
* Dashie Speedenburg: Or perhaps...
* Spottie Leonard, Avery Darling & Dashie Speedenburg: A robot CRiTORA!
* (Eggy looks around in embarassment then all of a sudden, the lag storm vanishes completely. He waves at Spottie.)
* Spottie Leonard: Good luck on your project, Eggy! (Exits out of his house and Eggy smiles at the viewers.)
* Dashie Speedenburg: So, about that race?
* Avery Darling: Let's just call it a draw. (She and Dashie both laugh.)
* Spottie Leonard: I hope nothing bad happened during that storm.
* (Cut to the hole made by the storm. Placeholder shows up and bounces around the scene for a few seconds before taking off as the episode ends.)
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