Mr. Cum

Mr. Cum has several dildos sticking out of his pants and helmet and has many receptacles of cum on and near his person.  He called from Wollongong in Episode 83 to find out ‘what is cum?’, ‘why is it funny/good?’ and ‘why, if I’m surrounded by cum have I never felt joy?’.  It is later revealed the room he inhabits is airless and windowless and he sometimes drinks the cum.  Ben and Eddo advise him to seek a mental health plan via his GP.
Mr. Cum’s next appearance is in Episode 97 in the lead up to Christmas 2020.  He suggests decorating the Christmas tree with cum (dog’s, cat’s or a man’s).  He also suggested cum on the front door instead of a wreath.  He also has a special recipe for egg nog.
Mr. Cum returns a dot matrix printer to GrubMart in Episode 99 because it did not have ejaculate inside, however it was covered in semen by the time he returned it.
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