HEAD-FRIGHTS

Welcome FEAR-FANS, please have glasses of ROOT FEAR, as you all sit around my CASTLE for this FRIGHTENING-FIFTH-FABLE ha-ha-ha! It's a DRIVING-DIDDY, that will DRIVE YOU CRAZY, called...
A young woman who was a hippie, was driving a yellow V.W. Bug somewhere in Ohio, out, in the countryside back in the Summer of 1968 one night. On her car radio, The Beatles sang "Paperback Writer". The young lady looked in her review-mirror, and saw a pair of headlights turn on behind her. The hippie drove on and they were the headlights of a white truck, driving behind her. The windows and windshield of the white truck were eerily black. The hippie drove faster in her car and the truck drove faster then too. The white truck drove up very close behind the yellow V.W. Bug. The hippie glanced in the review mirror as The Beatles continued to sing "Paperback Writer" on her car-radio, and she pulled over to the side of the road then. The white truck did also.
She turned off the car radio and a tall shadowy-figure got out of the driver's side of the truck, walking up to her car. The hippie gasped in fright at the figure and they turned on a flashlight that they held. They were a goblin, with doughy-flesh, a wart on the right-hand-side of their chin, with long, straight gray hair sticking out of a blue cap. The goblin also had: a pointed-nose, pointy-ears, and a mint-green-colored-jacket. It held its flashlight in its black clawed-hand. "Good evening, miss. Do not worry please, there is someone within the backseat of your automobile I am afraid" the goblln said to her in a deep voice. The hippie put her hand across her mouth, gasping. A burglar sat up behind her in her backseat, holding a knife. He grabbed the hippie, putting his arm around her, causing her to scream in surprised-horror. The goblin opened the driver's side door of the car, reached back passed her, and grabbed the burglar's head with his clawed-hands, growling deeply. The burglar let go of the hippie, screaming in surprised-terror, and the young lady ducked, putting her forehead on her steering-wheel. The goblin growled deeply and bit the burglar's face with his black fangs, causing him to scream more. 
Within the darkness of the night, the goblin and burglar writhed back and forth, and the burglar dropped his knife on the passenger's seat. The hippie heard sounds of eating from the goblin among his low growling and she got out of the V.W. Bug on the passenger's side. She stood on the side of the road, looking at the goblin writhing back and forth, halfway in her car. The monster stood in its mint-green-colored-dress-pants and white loafers, pulling the dead body of the burglar out of the vehicle. The shadowy-figure of the burglar's corpse had its head down, as the goblin carried it to the back of its white truck. The hippie ran to the back of the monster's truck, and the shadowy-silhouette of the goblin wrapped chains around the shadowy-corpse, padlocking them, and walking away from the dead body that sat up in the back of its truck. The hippie followed the goblin to the driver's side of the truck, and it turned around, grinning away at her with a ghastly grinning-face. Its solid-black eyes twinkled, and its straight and long gray hair blew in the wind. He opened the driver's side door of the truck. "Good evening miss, You are quite safe now. I took care of that burglar who got into your automobile" the goblin said to her. "Thank you sir" she replied to the goblin. He got into his white truck and she got into her yellow V.W. Bug. The goblin drove off up the road then and eerily vanished into the darkness of the night. The hippie sighed in relief and drove off too then. 
Well, good thing that goblin was just TRUCKING ALONG behind that hippie at the right SLIME eh, Kiddies? Too bad for the burglar who took a HACKSEAT RIDE though. He had to FACE THE GOBLIN...BITING IT THAT IS Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Good thing for the young lady that the goblin pulled SOME-BODY out of her car OF CORPSE hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.