猫の食卓 (Neko no Shokutaku)

==Background==
Neko no Shokutaku is a song by Kikuo featuring Hatsune Miku.
The song seems to be about a cat who can see ghosts, yet is only seeing the ghosts of children. The cat wonders why the ghosts of children are the only ones they're seeing, and reasons that it's because the children are stupid enough to die on their own.
This song has reached over 1 million views on YouTube.
*Another theory suggests that since it's said cats can see spirits, ghost, living energy, or simply death people, the cat of this song is among a lot of death children, spend time with them, and also seem to comfort them. As in some parts of the songs, the cat seems to sing verses like: "Why won't any of the adults die? Could it be because they're so smart they don't have to go to school?"
Which can be interpreted as the current situation in many countries; children kidnapping. Such crime is becoming daily, specially when the little ones leave school. So the children of this song end up like that, in a "destination unknown" (as the song says), they're locked up, tortured or blackmail their parents to get money, sometimes they die, and since they can't go anywhere, they find shelter with their feline spiritual guide. That's why the cat has this mentality of: adults are smart, because they don't have to go to school. That means children are stupid, and every time they leave school, they head towards heaven, and that's why adults never die.
*(second theory found in a comment on the original song in youtube, theory by Alice Mercury)
==Lyrics==
Japanese (日本語歌詞) 	Romaji (ローマ字)
いない ないない ない人だらけの食卓で 	inai nai nai nai hito darake no shokutaku de
猫は話すよ 今日も どこにもいけない 	neko wa hanasu yo kyou mo doko ni mo ikenai
子供の幽霊と 	kodomo no yuurei to
 	
大人はどうして死なないの 	otona wa doushite shinanai no
もしかしてかしこくて 	moshikashite kashikokute
学校 学校にいかなくていいから 	gakkou gakkou ni ikanakute ii kara
 	
歪んだ笑顔が並びます 	yuganda egao ga narabimasu
もしやもしかして かしこくなくなく なくて 	moshiya moshikashite kashikoku naku naku nakute
落ちてばかりの 頭の悪い子供たち 	ochite bakari no atama no warui kodomotachi
だから 	dakara
 	
撫でて 撫でて 撫でて 撫でて 	nadete nadete nadete nadete
一緒にモフモフ いつまでも 	issho ni mofumofu itsumademo
つらくない 大人はいなくて 	tsurakunai otona wa inakute
つらいばかりのぼくら集まって 	tsurai bakari no bokura atsumatte
天国行きの集団下校です 	tengoku iki no shuudan gekou desu
ワン ツー 	wan tsuu
 	
できそこないの子供と一緒に 	dekisokonai no kodomo to issho ni
できそこないのぼくも撫でるよ 	dekisokonai no boku mo naderu yo
いない ないない ない人だらけの食卓で 	inai nai nai nai hito darake no shokutaku de
猫をモフモフ 今日も 	neko o mofumofu kyou mo
 	
どこにもいない子供と一緒に 	doko ni mo inai kodomo to issho ni
どこにもいれないぼくも眠るよ 	doko ni mo irenai boku mo nemuru yo
すやすや 猫と一緒にすやすや 	suyasuya neko to issho ni suyasuya
猫とすやすや みんなですやすや 	neko to suyasuya minna de suyasuya
 	
連れて連れて 行って行って 	tsurete tsurete itte itte
うとまれだらけの ぼくたちを 	utomare darake no bokutachi o
つらくない子供もいなくて 	tsurakunai kodomo mo inakute
つらいばかりのぼくらは仲良く 	tsurai bakari no bokura wa nakayoku
 	
撫でて 撫でて 撫でて 撫でて 	nadete nadete nadete nadete
一緒にモフモフ いつまでも 	issho ni mofumofu itsumademo
つらくない大人はいなくて 	tsurakunai otona wa inakute
つらいばかりのぼくらは仲良く 	tsurai bakari no bokura wa nakayoku
行き先不明の集団下校です 	ikisaki fumei no shuudan gekou desu
==Other media appearances==
===Discography===
This song was featured in the Kikuo Miku 6 album.
==External links ==
===Official===
===Unofficial===
Category:Original songs
Category:Japanese songs
Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku