Xbox Blue

Xbox Blue
Clint Stevens posseses a limited memory and severely diminished improvisational skills, so he is forced to retell the same stories over and over. He frequently resorts to an old chestnut about working at Toys'R'Us.
While managing the electronics department (and taking periodic glances at the amiibo display), a customer approached him and asked for an Xbox Blue. In his unparalleled arrogance, Clint insisted that Xbox Blue was made up, there was no such thing as a blue Xbox, and the customer was a filthy casual who needed to leave the videogame world forever. Clint was fired on the spot.
Contrary to Clint's haughty claims, many Xbox blue have been created and sold throughout the world. Examples follow: