The Mother of All Jokes

The Mother of All Jokes is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"OK, now this is gonna be a hard one, so pay attention to the hints. Ready? What famous punchline does this rhyme with?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
You betchu the mother lied.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"You betchu the mother lied." [beat] "Chill out, I'm not talkin' about your mother."
===Hints===
This joke involves a thoroughfare…
… and a "fowl" character.
The fowl is navigating the thoroughfare.
===Hints Reading===
"This joke involves a thoroughfare."
"And a 'fowl' character."
"Last hint, the fowl is navigating the thoroughfare."
"Hurry up, granny."
===Gibberish Answer===
To get to the other side!
===Answer Quote===
"You should just be glad we didn't do a knock-knock joke or ask you the color of George Washington's white horse."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"OK, here's the joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? You betchu the mother lied."
===Key Words===
To, to, too, ro, tow, two, 2
get, get, git, gett, grt, fet, het
to, to, too, two, tow, row, ro
the, the, da, the, te, th
other, other, udder, odder, othe, othr, oter, otr
side, side, syde, sid, site, sidd
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