Hero Vs. Secret

Note! This battle is over.
Thesecret1070: Hee-Hee. 
Hero Forever: What? We're actually fighting?
Secret: Yes. Hee-Hee. 
Hero: I should've known that I would wind up fighting you one day...considering I'm a hero and all. 
Secret: Yes. Hee-Hee. You knocked Saber down... Hee-Hee. And now, I've recognized you as a threat to my plot. 
Hero: Eh? When did I knock Saber down? 
Secret: Hee-Hee. Off the third place in the featured users list... Anyways... It begins! 
He got his position back almost instantaneously.
Hero: Oh, well, whatever.
-Hero Forever shoots fire at Secret- 
-Allows myself to get hit- 
Hero: Okay...
-creates a fire tornado and sends it Secret's way- 
-Allows myself to get hit again- 
-Sits down and unwraps a popsicle- 
Secret: Hee-Hee. My friend.
-Walks out of the fire- 
-Glares at Secret, trying to eat the popsicle- 
Secret: I don't think the fires like you... Hee-Hee.
-The fire tornado comes at you along with the fire you shot at me- 
-Simply absorbs the fire-
Hero: Didn't you see my battle with Deathwalker? The first thing I did was shoot fire at him. Fire is my main power, I can't be hurt by it! Wait...AWW! YOU MELTED MY POPSICLE!!! 
Secret: It's not my fault... I can't manipulate fire... Wasn't part of my plan... Hee-Hee. 
-Starts throwing punches at Secret, fire coming out of her fists with each jab- 
-A force disallows you to hit me and you miss every punch- 
-Shoots a massive fire wave out of her hands at Secret- 
-The fire wave splits at the spot I'm standing, allowing me to not get hurt- 
-Creates a fire sword and charges at Secret-
Hero: You will pay for melting my popsicle...! Oh, and for your life of crime and stuff. 
-Smiles- 
-Swings the fire sword horizontally, attempting to slash Secret's stomach- 
-It doesn't hurt me and I just smile- 
Hero: ...?
-Does a huge backflip and lands ten feet away from Secret- 
Secret: Is something... Bothering you? 
-Smiles- 
-Swings the sword, creating a huge wave of fire that blazes towards Secret- 
-It vanishes before it gets close to me- 
-Points the fire sword at the sky. The sky turns red and a fiery meteor comes down from the sky, falling towards Secret- 
-Stares at it- 
-The meteor crashes right into Secret- 
-Walks out from the meteor- 
-Points the sword at Secret and shoots fire out of it- 
[Deathwalker comes in]
Deathwalker13000: ........Hero, use your mind. Haven't you realized that a flurry of attacks are doing nothing?......................You can't fight a secret with physical attacks. You must fight him with your mind. 
Secret: Hee-Hee. You're funny Deathwalker... I am in physical form right now... She's hitting me but luckily she isn't hurting me... Hee-Hee. 
Arbiter: Isn't there still a wave of fire coming at you? 
Secret: Indeed. Oh... Never mind... It just missed me. 
-Creates a small volcano from the ground- 
-Watches- 
-Lava shoots out of the volcano, covering the battlefield- 
-Touches the lava but it does not hurt me at all- 
Secret: Cool. 
-Hero Forever pulls the magma around her, and is soon enveloped by boiling hot lava- 
-Watches-
Secret: Cool! 
-Suddenly, the lava surrounding Hero Forever shoots towards Secret at full speed- 
-Let's myself get hit- 
-Hero Forever wipes her forehead with her fire-design bandana around her neck, and then, lets it drop back onto her baggy, white T-shirt-
Hero: I love this bandana. 
-Walks up to you- 
-Eyes widen-
Hero: Uh oh... 
-Kicks you in the face- 
-Flies back a distance, then, lands on her feet- 
Hero: Ow... 
[Says to himself]
Thefallenangel407: May as well watch...
-Appears behind Hero-
Secret: Hi. 
-Whirls around and punches Secret across the face- 
-Grabs your hand before you punch me- 
-Attempts to punch Secret with other hand- 
-Grabs your other hand then kicks you in the stomach- 
-Cries out in pain, then, breathes fire on Secret- 
-Absorbs the fire- 
-Pulls out of Secret's grip and flies backwards- 
[Angel creates a bag of popcorn for himself] 
Angel: Mmh! It's surprisingly good for being in the air. 
Secret: You're not powerful enough yet... When you get more powerful, come and find me, and we'll fight again. Hee-Hee.
-My physical form turns to dust and a purple light flies up to the sky- 
Hero: What?! That's not fair! You can't just quit! 
-You hear my voice echo in your head-
Secret: I'm not quitting... If you were more powerful, I would stay. But I'm not going to pick on a much weaker opponent. Hee-Hee.
-Voice fades away- 
Angel: You can fight me if it'll make you feel better but I won't go easy on you. 
Hero: Okay, this is the second time that one of my battles has ended in a draw. Are you villains upset with my inability to give up? 
Secret: No... You're just too WEAK. Hee-Hee. 
Hero: Then why don't you just kill me? 
Secret: Because... I only kill if I need to... 
Angel: "Let me freakin' talk here Micheal!!!" 
Hero: I have fought two villains so far, and both of them ended each fight. Since when are villains so pacifistic?! Oh, well. 
Secret: Okay. Zach, go ahead. Flirt. 
Angel: Hey! I'm trying to offer a challenge aren't I? I promise to make the battle exciting!
Hero: Are you sure you want to fight me, FallenAngel? You've seen what I can do. 
Angel: Yes I'm sure and you're just fighting a clone of the real Angel though...
Hero: Are you going to run away from the battle like Secret did? 
Angel: No I'm not going to run away from the f***ing battle! You have my word on that. 
Hero: Woah! No need to curse! And fine! I accept your challenge.
Angel: Hey! I censored it didn't I? And thanks! 
Hero: Sure. 
Arbiter: ".........How many times do I have to say it?.........I'm not a villain."
Hero: YES YOU ARE!!
-pouts-
Arbiter: ".....since when is destroying evil classified as evil?" 
Hero: WHEN YOU STARTED TAKING INNOCENT PEOPLE DOWN WITH THEM!! 
Arbiter: ".........do not be blinded by anger. I only destroy the guilty." 
Hero: Then why did you attack ME?! By the way, you sound like Emperor Palpatine. 
Arbiter: "........Emperor Palpatine would do well to follow his own advice. But I mean differently-as in that anger feels like power, but destroys you. And I didn't attack you- You were screaming your head off about justice and how I was an evil villain........." 
Hero: YOU WERE THE ONE THREATENING TO DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE!!! (F.Y.I. I only shout like this sometimes to imitate one of my favorite heroes). 
Arbiter: "...................was I? I only destroy what is inherently evil." 
Hero: Oh, you were! You challenged me to stop you! 
Angel: Hm... 
Arbiter: "...............only if you were hotheaded enough to do it. Oh, but I wasn't planning on killing you." 
Hero: Yeah, right. You were planning on destroying mankind, though.
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