Hilda's Theatrical Experience/Transcript

(We begin with a video presentation showing us how Hilda was born.)
Hilda: When you're a baby, life's a balancing act. Most times, it's not often you can't see things like normal humans do. Well sure, you'll be able to recognize music and such stuff. Things got a whole lot better when I moved to Trolberg. I made new friends, moved to school, got to see more of the landscape and plenty others. Well there are some bad qualities I have with this town, I got grounded, found a weak version of the great raven and some other bad stuff.
Hilda: And while things look okay, I had an adventure of a lifetime. Here's my story.
(Hilda theme plays)
(Screen Gems And Sony Pictures Animation Present)
(In Association with Red Rover and Bron Creative)
(Hilda's Theatrical Experience)
(Music ends)
Hilda: It all started out on a bright Monday morning.
(Eye of The Tiger plays)
(Hilda wakes up cleaning her room jamming to the music. She then has a shower and combs her hair.)
(We then see Hilda walking to school while singing.)
Hilda: Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances.
Frida: Went the distance now I'm back on my feet, just a man and his will to survive.
David: So many times, it happens fast, you change your passion for glory.
Hilda: Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past, you must fight just to keep them alive.
Both: It's the eye of the tiger, It's the thrill of the fight. Rising up, to the challenge of our rival. And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all with the eye, of the tiger.
(Song ends)
(Bell rings)
Mr Housen: Good morning class, I'm your new teacher for the rest of 5th grade. You may call me Mr Housen.
David: Mr Housen, what's your first name?
Mr Housen: I prefer not to answer that right now. The first thing you'll be doing today is writing your name on your desk. And don't write it all over, I had to deal with that so many times with other students.
Mr Housen: I will give you all each a piece of paper. Make sure to fold it cause that way I can recognize you a little better.
(He hands the papers out to the students.)
(Hilda folds the paper and writes her name.)
Hilda: I wonder what happened to our old teacher.
Frida: I don't know. It could be that our old one moved to a new school.
Hilda: Possibly.
Mr Housen: Okay children, now I have a few announcements. I will not assign you homework everyday.
Hilda, Frida and David: Alright! (Both high five)
Mr Housen: Settle down you three. The next announcement is, we have a new kind of lunch hour called power hour. Now I know what you're asking, what is power hour? Well, that's a good question. Power hour is an hour and 30 minute lunch period where students can eat lunch, get caught up on school work, go where you like and more.
Frida: Mr Housen?
Mr Housen: Yes Frida?
Frida: What happened to our old teacher?
Mr Housen: Uh... I never met him or her.
Frida: Oh okay.
(Bell rings)
Mr Housen: Hmm... Power hour already? That was fast. 
(Children go out the door.)
Mr Housen: After power hour, there will be a 10 question quiz.
(Hilda stands in the corner completely worried.)
Mr Housen: Hilda, is something wrong?
Hilda: A 10 question quiz? I didn't even study for it! What if I don't success it?
Mr Housen: Don't worry. Remember, even so, it is easy to receive wrong results, simply by asking the wrong question.
Hilda: Alright, see ya after lunch Mr Housen.
(We then transition to the cafeteria.)
Hilda: I'd like a chicken sandwich, french fries, sliced apples, fruit salad, chocolate pudding and a normal milk please.
Lunch Man: I'm afraid were out of chicken sandwiches. Can I get you a cheeseburger instead?
Hilda: Sure!
Lunch Man: Here you are Hilda.
Hilda: Thank you.
Frida: What took a little while Hilda?
Hilda: I really wasn't sure about the 10 page question quiz coming up. But I learned that even so, it is easy to receive wrong results, simply by asking the wrong question.
David: That's good to know. Before I met you, I failed over 2 quizzes, but I hope to success this one.
Hilda: Well good luck David. We're here when you need it.
David: Amazing.
(4 Minutes Later)
Hilda: That was some good food. I think I'll head to the computer lab.
Frida: Okay! See ya!
(Hilda walks to the computer lab.)
Hilda: Maybe I'll find some information on wildlife animals.
(Hilda logs on to the computer.)
Mrs Pong: I know you don't I?
Hilda: What do you mean?
Mrs Pong: I always walked through the wilderness and I met you a few times in the distance.
Hilda: Oh yeah! Now I remember!
Mrs Pong: Have you had any experiences with trolls before?
Hilda: Lots of them. It made me fight them to death.
Mrs Pong: Dully noted.
Hilda: So, who are you?
Mrs Pong: I'm Mrs Pong, I run this computer lab.
Hilda: Looks cool.
(We then fade out to the outside of Hilda's school and a time card reads 2 Hours Later.)
(School bell rings)
Hilda: I must say, that teacher is right about not giving us homework.
Frida: I know, I hope the rest of 5th grade goes well for us.
Hilda: Any plans for the weekend?
Frida: I'm going to the mountains to go camping.
David: My parents and I don't usually have fun most weekends.
Hilda: How come?
David: Well, they are mostly busy paying bills and what not.
Hilda: That makes sense. Well, see you guys on Monday.
Frida: You too Hilda!
(Hilda walks back home as Sunflower by Post Malone plays)
(Hilda opens the door to her house.)
Hilda: Hi Mom!
Johanna: Hey Hilda! How was school?
Hilda: It was good, I don't have homework since my new teacher doesn't do that kind of stuff.
Johanna: Wait, you have a new teacher?
Hilda: Yep. Hey, what's that suitcase doing on the table?
Johanna: Oh, I didn't tell you. I'm going on holiday for the weekend.
Hilda: Am I coming too?
Johanna: Sorry Hilda, but this is somewhat of a parents only trip for me.
Hilda: Oh.
Johanna: But tell you what, the next time I go on vacation, I'll invite you.
Hilda: Okay. So this means I'm all alone for now.
Johanna: Yes.
Hilda: Oh, can you tell me what this so called parents only trip is?
Johanna: Of course. Well, I think some parents of children, including me are going across the country visiting landscapes, going to casinos and more.
Hilda: How come I can't go to the casino?
Johanna: Because they say you have to be 21 or older to be in a casino.
Hilda: I see.
Johanna: Well, I should get going. There's plenty of leftovers in the fridge. I'll be back sunday night.
Hilda: Have a good time!
(Door closes)
Hilda: Well Twig, looks like it's just you and I for the weekend. What shall we do?
(Twig barks)
Hilda: Hmm.... a party you say? Well I don't know anyone who can come to our party. Plus, Frida's going away for the weekend too.
(Twig barks once more.)
Hilda: I could invite David. Good thinking Twig.
(Hilda picks up the phone and dials David.)
(Phone rings)
David's Mother: Hello?
Hilda: Hi, may I speak to David please?
David's Mother: Sure. David, are you upstairs?
David: Yes.
David's Mother: One of your friends is on the phone.
David: Hello? 
Hilda: Hey David, I was wondering if you'd like to come over to my house for a sleepover.
David: A sleepover sounds interesting. Let me ask. Hey Mom, can I go to Hilda's for a sleepover?
David's Mother: I'd rather you didn't.
David: Oh. Sorry Hilda, my mom sadly said no. 
Hilda: Ok. Talk to you on Monday.
David: Alright, bye.
Hilda: Well, sorry Twig, it's gonna be just you, Alfur and me.
Alfur: I'm going on vacation too. I'm heading down to Georgia.
Hilda: Ok.
Alfur: Well, I have my cellphone number in case of emergency.
Hilda: Well, alright.
Alfur: Wish me luck.
Hilda: Hmm.... since Alfur is going to Georgia, It'll probably be like how the devil went down to Georgia.
(Hilda sniffs her arm.)
Hilda: I smell a lot like a turkey sub with tomato ketchup. I need a bath or a shower. Which one should we do Twig?
(Twig barks)
Hilda: Ok, a shower it is.
(We then transition to the scene where Hilda is in the shower.)
Hilda: Twig, cut it out, you're making me lose my soap focus.
(Twig growls at something near the door.)
Hilda: What is it Twig? An intruder?
Hilda: I wonder what's going on.
(Hilda opens the door)
Hilda: Baby bears! But how did they get in?
(Twig barks)
Hilda: The door you say? I'm gonna remove their claws to avoid scratching up the house.
(Hilda is seen trimming their claws.)
Hilda: I'm impressed by the fact that these bears are calm when I remove their claws. (Sniffs) Blech! what have you done bears? Rolled around in some mud? Let's finish our shower.
(We then go back to the bathroom.)
Hilda: Yow! You nibbled on my knee. Bad bear.
(Hilda is then seen watching TV.)
(The baby bears grab a bag of popcorn.)
Hilda: Yum, do I smell popcorn? Oh, planning a party huh?
Hilda: Eureka, that's it! I could have a party with baby bears. Let's get rocking.
(Hilda and the baby bears plan their food as Twig sets up a movie they'll watch.)
Hilda: So Twig, what are watching?
(Twig unpauses the movie they planned to watch.)
(A title card on the TV reads Night of The Living Motorcycle.)
Hilda: Uh..... let's put on something peaceful.
(A title card then reads The Waffle Men.)
Hilda: This is more like it.
(Later that night, Hilda goes to bed.)
(Hilda has a nightmare about the weather forecast proclaiming that winter is 2 months away. She wakes up hard breathing.)
Hilda: Twig, those baby bears can't live with us. They might need to hibernate for the winter. What time is it?
(Hilda looks at her alarm and it reads 4:00 AM.)
Hilda: Good timing.
Hilda: I'm gonna get some breakfast and we'll head out.
(After breakfast, Hilda gets into a bicycle with a wagon on it.)
Hilda: Come on in baby bears, we're getting you home.
(The baby bears walk into the wagon.)
(Hilda drives off while Take The Train by Rakim plays.)
(Hilda parks at an animal bar.)
Hilda: Hmm..... maybe I'll find some food for the baby bears. Twig, watch the bears for me.
Twig: (Barks)
(Inside, we see a few dogs dancing to an indian like beat.)
Hilda: Excuse me, am I underage to be in here?
Bartender: Nope, you're just fine. What can I help you with?
Hilda: So, I found out that winter is in 2 weeks, and I'm bringing a pack of baby bears home. I was wondering, do you have any bear food?
Bartender: Oh absolutely. Follow me.
(They enter through a door.)
Bartender: As you can see here, we have plenty of berries, meat, fish, insects, larvae and mostly plants and grass. Which one do you need?
Hilda: Is there an option for all of it?
Bartender: Sure.
Hilda: Thanks sir. Have a nice day.
HIlda: (Gasps)
Hilda: Twig, where are the baby bears? I thought I told you to keep an eye on them.
(Twig points to where the baby bears are headed.)
Hilda: Oh no.
Hilda: Hey! Hey!
Hilda: Open the back of the truck!
Animal Control Worker: Hey kid, why not you back off.
Hilda: Oh you asked for it.
Animal Control Worker: Ok! That's it, you want to fight? 
(The worker throws Hilda on top of the truck.)
Animal Control Worker: Let's do it.
(Hilda and the animal control worker battle on top of the truck.)
Animal Control Worker: Ok, you win. Just take the animal you're looking for and stay off of my truck.
Hilda: You guys ok? Let's get you out of here.
Animal Control Worker: Maybe I should've taken another animal instead.
Hilda: I'm sure no one saw me fighting that worker.
(Hilda turns around to find an officer near her.)
Hilda: Uh oh.
Police Officer: You're fine Hilda, that battle was outstanding. Have you attended karate class?
Hilda: No, but I have watched a few martial arts films.
Police Officer: Well then, have a good day.
(More to come)
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