Super Smash Bros. Resistance/Smash Taunts

This is a list of all Smash Taunts in Super Smash Bros. Resistance. Goombario, Goombella, Tippi, and Goombork from Paper Mario: Rebooted conduct Paper Mario's Tattle Log, while the Star Fox team does their conversations.
== Tattle Log ==
===Bandana Dee===
Goombork: That's a nice spear he has there.
Tippi: Yeah, Bandana Dee is one of the few Waddle Dees who's capable of utilizing a spear.
Goombella: Must be one of Dedede's best soldiers.
Goombario: I heard that he's also managed to aid Kirby a lot.
Goombella: So those two are allies then. Interesting.
===Bowser===
Goombella: Will these two ever just sit down and talk over their differences?
Goombork: Hey, I served Bowser before. He actually treats his troops with respect.
Tippi: He also has a bit of a compassionate side to him. Heck, he was forced to marry Peach and gloated about it constantly.
Goombario: Eh, he sort of came off as creepy to me. How he keeps kidnapping Peach...
Goombella: Pretty persistent though.
=== Captain Falcon ===
Goombario: Hey, it's Captain Falcon!
Goombork: I heard this guy's won countless races in the F-Zero leagues.
Goombella: Pretty darn good.
Tippi: He's also a bounty hunter.
Goombella: Bounty hunting AND racing? Who can do both of those things at once?
Goombario: Ahem. Someone does more than two things, and it's none of us.
(Note: Goombario's last line references the fact that Mario has countless spinoffs yet he still has time to fight Bowser.)
=== Dart Monkey ===
Goombork: This monkey's got some dart throwing skills.
Goombella: Based on what I've heard, he uses them to pop balloons.
Tippi: Well, those balloons must have some vendetta against the monkeys.
Goombario: Maybe the monkeys just like popping balloons.
Goombella: Well, they actually end up using weapons of war against them like bombs and even magic.
Goombario: Uhh...
=== Decidueye ===
Goombella's Pokedex: Decidueye, the Arrow Quill Pokemon. Although basically cool and cautious, when it's caught by surprise, it's seized by panic.
Goombork: Turn it off. We're the ones doing the tattling, remember?
Goombella: Okay, jeez. Anyways, Mario better watch out for Decidueye's arrow quills. They're deadly.
Tippi: Decidueye's also capable of flight to a degree as well.
Goombario: Better call for Parakarry then.
Tippi: Well, everyone here has dealt with aerial foes before. Hopefully Mario learned from us.
=== Diddy Kong ===
Tippi: Another monkey. Did he fight Mario in the past too?
Goombario: Actually, no. Diddy's only met Mario in sporting events and kart races.
Goombork: I beg to differ...
Goombella: Huh, so you did meet Diddy. Was he a chill guy?
Goombork: Pretty nice. His village was affected by Dimentio's attack though.
Tippi: So Diddy's also fought Dimentio...
(Note: Goombork is referencing Chapter 8 of Paper Mario: Rebooted, where Mario and his party visit Donkey Kong Island.)
=== Donkey Kong ===
Goombario: Mario has a pretty deep history with this guy.
Goombella: Yeah, DK's got some bad blood with Mario.
Tippi: I heard Donkey Kong once kidnapped Mario's ex.
Goombork: So Mario's significant others always get kidnapped.
Goombella: It's like a curse that runs through Mario's blood.
===Elite Trio===
Tippi: These guys really love Bowser, don't they?
Goombario: Well, they're in his army. They gotta show some respect.
Goombella: It's fascinating how they fight as a group though.
Goombork: I've seen these guys before. Bowser pretty much hates 'em.
Goombella: So they're just suck-ups?
Tippi: Anyways, Mario should watch out for their Bill Blaster. That thing packs a punch.
=== Excitebiker ===
Goombella: So they just let anyone into Smash now?
Goombork: Well, the original Excitebike was popular on the NES.
Tippi: Yeah, but then it sorta collapsed.
Goombario: It's a shame, but certain franchises do die eventually.
Tippi: Like ours nearly did.
(Note: This is a reference to how the Paper Mario franchise was seen as discarded by Nintendo since the release of 2012's Sticker Star)
=== Falco ===
=== Fox ===
=== Inkling ===
=== Jigglypuff ===
=== Kaiden ===
=== Kirby ===
===Krystal===
=== Lakitu ===
=== Link ===
=== Luigi ===
=== Mario ===
=== Meta Knight ===
=== Mr. Game & Watch ===
=== Ness ===
=== Paper Mario ===
===Peach===
=== Pikachu ===
=== Pit ===
=== Primid ===
===R.O.B.===
=== Samus ===
=== Shovel Knight ===
===Sonic===
===Spring Man===
=== Stork ===
=== Skull Kid ===
=== Sylux ===
=== Villager ===
=== Xananab ===
=== Yoshi ===
===Zelda===
==Star Fox Conversations==
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