Satisfy Me

Satisfy Me was a book written by Azureila.
When Caleb applied for the open Loremaster position, the Priest of Eris AJ gave him the following writing prompt to judge his talents: "WRITE ME A STORY ABOUT MY LOVE OF A SINGLE COW WHEN I WAS TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND!!!" As a joke, Azureila chose to answer the prompt with Satisfy Me.
=Locations=
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===Second Era===
*Forum
===Fourth Era—Present===
*Memoriam on Mnemosyne
===Eleventh Era===
*Novigrad Library
=Content=
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One day, AJ became shipwrecked on an island along with a cow named Marty. 
When AJ woke up, he exclaimed "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHERE AM I?!" Marty woke up with a start at AJ's outburst and mooed loudly in protest, as if to say "You piece of shit, shut the fuck up, I'm trying to get my beauty rest." 
AJ smacked the cow's ass and said "SATISFY ME"
The end
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