Patrick's Fan Mail (16)

Patrick's Fan Mail #16 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Monty P. Moneybags knocks on Patrick's rock. Patrick opens it.)
Patrick: Hi there, Mr. Moneybags!
Monty P. Moneybags: Hey, Patrick. I was just wondering...
Patrick: Yeah?
Monty P. Moneybags: Why haven't you answered a fan letter for the past month?
Patrick: Oh, there just weren't any that caught my interest.
Monty P. Moneybags: Really?
(Monty P. Moneybags points to the large pile of unopened fan letters beside Patrick's rock.)
Monty P. Moneybags: None of those caught your interest?
Patrick: Nope!
Monty P. Moneybags: Listen here, tubby. I paid a lot of money to bring your show back to the airwaves. If you don't start answering these fan letters, I will not only fire you, but I will make sure that you never get a job in this town again!
Patrick: You can't do that!
Monty P. Moneybags: (smiles) I can do anything. I'm rich.
(Monty P. Moneybags walks away.)
Patrick: (sighs) Well, here goes nothing.
(Patrick takes a letter from the pile and reads.)
Dear Patrick,
I have a big test at school in a few minutes and I haven't studied. What should I do?
-Richard, New York
Patrick: Pretend you've had a heart attack and get sent home early. It'll get you out of any test. Guaranteed!
(Flashback: A 17-year-old Patrick is about to take an exam when he grabs his chest and falls to the floor.)
Patrick: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Teacher: (rolls eyes) Oh, wow. Another heart attack. What a surprise.
(Flash forward to the present.)
Patrick: Guaranteed!
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