This Elderly Individual

This is a minor-key, hip-hop-style parody of This Old Man rapped aloud by Forrest Wheeler from Comedy Time.
== Lyrics ==
* This elderly individual, he engaged in a singular musical performance;
* He produced a rhythmic pattern upon the digit of my hand.
* With a repetitive percussive sequence, an offering was made to the canine;
* This aged person subsequently returned to their place of residence.
* This elderly individual, he engaged in a second musical performance;
* He produced a rhythmic pattern upon the covering of my foot.
* With a repetitive percussive sequence, an offering was made to the canine;
* This aged person subsequently returned to their place of residence.