Liggy interviews Lemme

Liggy Koopa: Hello. I am going to interview Lemme Koopa.
Liggy Koopa: So, Lemme Koopa, Why do you write stories?
Lemme Koopa: Because it's fun.
Larry Koopa: Help! It's Lemme Koopa! I ALWAYS WANTED TO KILL HIM!
Larry Koopa gets the only airship and puts a spike in it. He aims at Lemme Koopa but instead...
Demmy Koopa: Gaah! You killed Wendy Koopa!!!
Larry Koopa: Oops...
Liggy Koopa: Uh, Lemme Koopa, just ignore what's happening. Anyways, other than Story Making, what do you do?
Lemme Koopa: Eat Larrie Koopa's cookies,
Larrie Koopa: Hey! YOU are the Cookie Stealing Monster!
Lemme Koopa: Drive everyone insane,
Iggy Koopa: DSKJFHJKDSFAHDKJFHDSJKFHSDJKHFDKJSFHDSKJLAFHDJKSLFHDSJKLFHDSKJFHDSAKJFDSA
Lemmy Koopa: Come here!
Lemme Koopa: and go on adventures with somebody.
Ludwig von Koopa: Where is that piece of paper?
(The Piranha Plant swallows him whole.)
Roy Koopa: Ludwig!!!
Roy Koopa pulls him out.
Morton Koopa: Insane Iggy Koopa...
Lemme Koopa: It's amazing how you even clung to a shred of sanity growing up in this house.
Liggy Koopa: Woah! Lemme just used Me and Sanity in the same sentence!
Lemme Koopa: Great... And I'm marrying into this family someday...
Larry Koopa: WHEN!? WHENWHENWHEN!? I WANT WEDDING CAKE!
Lemme Koopa: Tell you this- You hold your breath until the wedding comes!
Larry Koopa instantly sucks in a breath.
Lemme Koopa: I dunno when that will be, like in 8 years...
Larry Koopa suffocates.
Luiga: Ahh! You killed Larry!
Lemme Koopa: Is there a problem?
Luiga: Yes! I wanted to kill him!
Lemmy Koopa then barges in wearing a wedding dress.
Lemme Koopa: Bye!
Liggy Koopa: Wait!
Lemme Koopa: Go before I pop a brain vessel and go on a bloody rampage.
Liggy Koopa: Yuck! Seeing you do that ONCE a week is enough!
(The interview ends.)
Liggy Koopa: I'm going to check that ax collection in the bottom room. Hehehe...
Category:Interviews