SCP-527

Item #: SCP-527
Object Class: Euclid
Disruption Class: Vlam
Risk Class: Notice
Appearance
SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish. 
SCP-527 displays no other anomalous qualities. The head of SCP-527 functions the same as the head of any other non-anomalous human. SCP-527 is capable of typical human speech. A tattoo reading "Mr. Fish, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" appears on the bottom of its left foot.
Log
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Baker: Thank you for your cooperation thus far, SCP-527. We're just using this interview as a way to gauge any potential anomalous behavior we might not expect.
SCP-527: Alright.
Dr. Baker: To begin, are you capable of breathing underwater?
SCP-527: No.
Dr. Baker: Are you capable of communicating with other fish, or with other sea-based lifeforms?
SCP-527: No.
Dr. Baker: I see. When did you first discover your condition? Were you by any chance attacked or bitten by a fish you did not recognize, or experience an encounter with a sea-based deity of some kind?
SCP-527: No.
Dr. Baker: Uh… well, then you've been like this since birth?
SCP-527: Yep.
Dr. Baker: I… alright. Do you know of any other anomalous traits you might exhibit?
SCP-527: Sure don't. Like I told the other guy, this is all it is. You're looking at it. Lie, Stripes, Hot, Sweetie, they got all the good stuff. I'm just the guy with a fish head.
Dr. Baker: Do you… have any idea why your creator might have fashioned you in this… way?
SCP-527: Fuck if I know.
[END LOG]
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-527 is to be contained within a standard humanoid domicile at Site-19. No other containment procedures are necessary.
Description: SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.
SCP-527 displays no other anomalous qualities. The head of SCP-527 functions the same as the head of any other non-anomalous human. SCP-527 is capable of typical human speech. A tattoo reading "Mr. Fish, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" appears on the bottom of its left foot.
Discovery: SCP-527 was discovered in Boston by Foundation agents in 2002, and was moved to Site-19 in 2004.
Addendum 527.1: Initial Interview
Addendum 527.2: Recovered Document
Note: When asked, SCP-527 was able to produce the following document.
Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!
Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!
01. Mr. Chameleon
02. Mr. Headless
03. Mr. Laugh
04. Mr. Forgetful
05. Mr. Shapey
06. Mr. Soap
07. Mr. Hungry
08. Mr. Brass
09. Mr. Hot
10. Ms. Sweetie
11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
12. Mr. Fish ✔
13. Mr. Moon
14. Mr. Redd (discontinued)
15. Mr. Money
16. Mr. Lost
17. Mr. Lie
18. Mr. Mad
19. Mr. Scary
20. Mr. Stripes
Discovery: SCP-527 was discovered in Boston by Foundation agents in 2002, and was moved to Site-19 in 2004.
Addendum 527.1 Initial Interview
Re-containment Measures:
In the event of a breach which is quite unlikely MTF are to threaten SCP-527 and the likelihood is that he will comply as he isn't exactly confrontational.
If 527 refuses to comply MTF have been authorised to restrain 527 and return him to LCZ.
Below is an interview conducted by Senior Researcher Lil Walter-
[BEGIN LOG]
Walter: Good evening 527, How are you feeling today?
SCP-527: I feel like shit. It isn't exactly fun having a fish for a head.
Walter: I can only imagine. Anyway today I would like to ask you a few questions, Is that ok with you?
SCP-527: Go ahead.
Walter: Ok I have a theory that I would like to run by you. Were you bitten by a radioactive fish?
SCP-527: You're a fool. Next question.
Walter: That was my only question honestly...
SCP-527: Get out.
Walter: Ok...
[END LOG]
Nickname
The Fish Man
Category:Animal
Category:SCP
Category:Fish
Category:Humanoid