Paul RA

Note: if You are Paul himself reading this page, the whole UnUniverse is sorry.
Paul RA is a guy who likes to be locked inside a machine because he really likes it because he got a virus loads of years ago, and people poke fun of him all the time and laugh at him. He can't get his hands out of the machine he is in, because the machine restricts him from doing so, so he has to eat without a knife, fork or spoon, which is bad manners, because why would you eat without any hands? He wrote a book called "3 minutes for a dog" using only a stick he held with his mouth, which he used to type out the book.
== Stuff about him ==
hE iS very STUUpid , and he is stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid indeed. he smells of rotten Apples and he needs to poop inside the machine because he can't leave it because if he does, He DiEs, so he can't leave it just to go to the Toilet. He is currently in a bunker in Texas, and he has been there since 1952, because he got a virus (not Covid or OVER9000WaTwinky-Doop), but some random unknown virus that has been around since 1 BC. Since the virus can suck your lungs out, like what Noo-Noo did, you have to be in this machine that confines most of you inside it, and it needs to keep running to keep the lungs working, or else you will DIE. By now, most people know not to insult him, but that sometimes isn't the case.
That means people think they have the oppurtinunity to laugh at him, and Paul hAtEs it. Because of this, he told the UnWorld that No one should make fun of him, not even Captain 0, You, Chuck Norris etc. You will be sentenced to Jail for 15 years, even if you are an Alien and you don't live in the UnWorld.
so if you see him, you should know not to mess with him or you will go to jail.
== Extra Stuff ==
oh, and some guys mistook his machine for the Wa-Machine, which made a werid guy called WaPaul RA
Also, Robbie Rotten threw him off HMS Captain 37
== What happens When You make fun of him ==
* You will go to Jail 
*People will shout at you so much you will go deaf 
* the Police will be after you, and you will be the most wanted person in the UnWorld.
* you will have all yer stuff taken away, even your UBP.
* the EAS Alert System will go off, to warn people in the UnWorld that someone has made fun of paul.
* you might have to flea to the furthest country from the United States of UnAmerica, although you might get caught at a Kontrol point if you try to use an airport to get away.
* try to stay away from as much police as you can, though it can only be a matter of time until you eventually get caught and you get sent to jail.
== Where to go if you make fun of him, and you escape from him ==
if you make fun of him, you might need to escape to places like:
* Australia
* Our Country
* Chuck Norris's Remote Ocean Base (you might get kicked out of that place if you go there)
* The Real World
* The Backrooms
* Storage Rooms
* and The Middle of Nowhere
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