ScrewAttack Steam Sale VS Your Wallet

ScrewAttack Steam Sale VS Your Wallet is a Bonus episode of Death Battle, featuring a Steam sale containing the games The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures, The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures 2: ASSimilation, and Disorder against a wallet in a shameless promotion to get the viewer to buy the games at a discounted price.
== Interlude ==
Wiz: Since man first began to exchange goods and barter, two forces have been at constant odds.
Boomstick: Things you want, like great video games...
Wiz: ...and the money in your wallet.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to... shamelessly promote our game sale to find out who would win... a Deal Battle.
==ScrewAttack Steam Sale==
Boomstick: Many men and women dream of having their own video game.
Wiz: But for one foul-mouthed nerd, his dream became a reality... twice.
Boomstick: The first was called Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures, a platforming shooter chock full of nostalgia and AVGN references.
Wiz: Not to mention 10 NES-hard levels, multiple playable characters, power-ups, cameos, and more.
Boomstick: While originally priced at $9.99, our current sale slashes the game down to just $4.
Wiz: Following in its footsteps, Angry Video Game Nerd 2: ASSimilation released in 2016, with more levels and features than ever before.
Boomstick: We're talking an overworld with 22 levels, upgradeable armor, new power-ups, bigger boss fights and even a flying tanuki with giant balls.
Wiz: This game retails for $14.99, but with the power of our Steam sale, you can pick it up for 25% off, just over $11.
Boomstick: While the games may be a bit challenging, it only adds to the feeling you get when you beat 'em.
Wiz: It's safe to say that with their low price combined with the power of the sale, they're going to be a tough opponent to take down.
==Your Wallet==
Boomstick: It's something you keep with you at all times, a receptacle you entrust with your cold hard cash, credit cards, and miscellaneous membership cards you don't even know why you signed up in the first place. It is... your wallet.
Wiz: In our capitalistic world, money is the key to entertainment, so it's important to use it wisely.
Boomstick: Yeah, you gotta keep your cash safe. You can't just go throwing it around on anything like a mounted wall fish that sings. God knows I learned that lesson...
Wiz: It's the wallet that guards your livelihood, a leather vessel entrusted to be the barrier between your currency since the 14th century. I looked it up.
Boomstick: While sometimes a significant other can get past its defenses for frivolous shopping, it's safe to say that much like a revolver in a holster, once drawn, that's where the power lies.
==Prelude==
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAL BATTLEEE!!!... shamelessly.
==Death Battle==
In an urban area with a night club, restaurants, shops, etc., we see a wallet coming in from the left, followed by the two AVGN games with their prices entering from the right.
As they start to charge, another game, Disorder, suddenly bursts in with a $2 price tag. The music abruptly stops. The wallet, clearly getting overwhelmed by the three games' power, starts to shake and eventually opens up and lets all of its cash burst out from inside it before it falls over. One last dollar pops out of it afterward.
==Results==
Boomstick: Aaaand he's spent!
Wiz: Clearly the wallet was no match for the games.
Boomstick: While it held out initially, it was game over once the psychological puzzle platformer Disorder joined the fight at just $2.
Wiz: That wallet just couldn't handle the power of three unbeatable deals, along with Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures being 50% off on the Wii U and 3DS.
Boomstick: I guess the wallet just ran out of... "Steam".
Wiz: The winner is... 
We cut to the "Winner" card.
Wiz: ...you. You should— you should go... buy the games... and play 'em, th-they're cheap.
==Trivia==
===Production===
*This episode was created to promote a sale of a Steam bundle that took place at the time featuring the aforementioned three games, in which they costed lower than their usual upfront prices.
===Other===
*This is the third Bonus episode in the series, after DEATH BATTLE! vs The World and Vegeta VS Mewtwo?, and with the next three being The Seven Battle Royale, Excalibur VS Raiden, and Light VS Columbo.
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