Num Noms Report Update!

Num Noms Report Update is the first episode of Num Noms News
== Plot ==
It introduces the 3 members of the new program, Anchor Becca Bacon, Co-Anchor Annie Apple- playing Go Fish.
=== Breaking News! Annie Apple got a whale on Go Fish ===
Annie just got a whale! Go Annie! It introduces our weathernom, Candy Drop Gloss-Up.
=== Breaking News! Batman is being chased by the police! ===
Becca Bacon explains Batman is being chased by a police! Dunadunadunaduna NUM-COPTER! Becca also explains Go Fish is annoying, and Annie disagrees. They are in the Num-Copter, easy! Their watching Batman using his bat-grappling hooks it escape and he swings around 2 houses and gets into a helicopter and falls down.
”Back to you, Annie Appleeeeeeee!” - Becca Bacon
Wait, Candy Drop also falls. Annie was in the drivers sea- wait who’s driving? (insert Lolbit face here)
=== Weather Time! ===
”It’s hot!” - Candy Drop Gloss-Up
=== Breaking News! P.B. & Jelly broke up! ===
Breaking news! Will P.B.N.J. ever live and go to her school and stuff? We don’t think so! Peanut Butter and Jelly have broken up and P.B.N.J. will now be known as “P.B.N.H.” for “Peanut Butter and Honey.” Jelly is alone ;(
=== Weather Time! ===
There is a huge storm of falling acorns of south Yummyville, there is a tornado in Light-Up City and there’s a fire at the Num Noms Camp.
“Its cold!” - Candy Drop Gloss-Up (Annie Apple did the real deal.)
=== Nummynews! Hidden Camera in Cherry Scoop’s truck! ===
A hidden camera has been found while Cherry Scoop has been writing new ice cream ideas for the Lip Gloss Truck, but than he finds it later on and calls the news.
”I’ll put you on hold for a few years. And I-I-I’ll come back... someday.” - Becca Bacon
=== Breaking News! Annie Apple is fired and hired and Legos are not making transformers! ===
Legos are not making transformers, so Becca Bacon reviews Optimus Prime.
”So why is LEGO not making Optimus Prime stuff?” - Becca Bacon
=== Weather Time! ===
”Cats and Dogs!” - Candy Drop Gloss-Up
=== Breaking News! First Acorns, now a pineapple ===
Becca Bacon explains there is a pineapple attacking earth and apparently Spongebob Squarepants is living in it. Spongebob is trying to prevent the issue from happening, and Candy Drop reviews Spongebob.
=== Weather Time! ===
At the west of the Num Noms Kitchen, it’s burning. The north is cold but the south is not cold- THAT’S NOT TRUE!!! THE EAST IS FLAMING HOT! THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN IS GONE! THE NORTH IS SO COLD IT’LL BURN YOUR BRAIN! Sorry Annie took over, Becca was doing better.
=== Breaking News! Minecraft Update Aquatic is here! ===
With dolphins and turtles, the new update for Minecraft is here! Of course, the time this page is made the newest update is the Nether Update but whatever. Annie Apple was punching a tree in the ocean, but she explains there has been Dolphins and Seaweed underwater. Don’t forget turtles! She appears in a cave with the Ender Dragon chasing her... ok? She’s in the water swimming now! Becca Bacon is not a dog, she’s a turtle! Wip