Subjugglator Windrider

RavenWalker [Raven] began chatting PhazonGumball123 [Phazon]
Raven: honk.
Phazon: WINDRIDER!!!
Phazon: BUCK
Phazon: THERE YOU ARE, YOU HAD ME WORRIED WINDIE
Raven: HONK.
Phazon: UH
Phazon: YEAH
Phazon: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY, I TOLD EVERYONE TO LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA WANDER OFF.
Raven: honk.
Raven: HONK.
Raven: honk.
Raven: HONK.
Phazon: YEAH, I GET IT WISE MARE, YOU'RE A BUCKING CLOWN, WHO CARES.
Phazon: QUIT THE ANTICS AND GET BACK HERE.
Raven: shut up.
Phazon: WHAT...
Raven: I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERBUCK UP, MOTHERBUCKER.
Raven: honk honk honk :o)
Phazon: WINDIE
Phazon: YOU'RE REALLY WEIRDING ME OUT.
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Raven: uh, yeah...
Raven: I GUESS I'M ALL MOTHERBUCKIN WEIRDING OUT AT SOME EXTENT TO MY OWN MOTHERBUCKIN SELF.
Raven: but it's all good, i'm chill with it.
Phazon: OH CELESTIA
Phazon: NO NO NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU WENT CRAZY, I COULDN'T TAKE THAT ON TOP OF ALL THIS.
Raven: ON TOP OF MOTHERBUCKIN WHAT, MOTHERBUCKER.
Phazon: NIGHTMOON JUST FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND HURT GTF AND BLAZE, AND I'M FREAKING THE BUCK OUT ABOUT IT.
Raven: heh heh.
Phazon: HEH HEH???
Phazon: WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Phazon: SERIOUSLY, GET BACK HERE NOW, AND HAVE A CIDER TO RELAX OR SOMETHING.
Raven: CIDER?
Raven: there is no more cider, brother.
Raven: AND ANYWAY.
Raven: shit was motherbuckin poison, didn't you know?
Phazon: UH...
Phazon: NO? I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER DRINK A LOT OF IT, BUT
Raven: THEN GET MOTHERBUCKIN SCHOOLFED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERBUCKER.
Raven: it rots you.
Raven: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERBUCKIN THINK PAN.
Raven: and the floor all stares up back at you through the motherbuckin hole.
Raven: BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW.
Raven: only under motherbuckin standing of who all i was made out to be all along.
Raven: ONLY UNDER MOTHERBUCKING STANDING OF WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO MOTHERBUCKING BE ALL A MOTHERBUCKING LONG.
Phazon: OH CELESTIA
Phazon: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Raven: i've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this shit.
Raven: BEEN MOTHERBUCKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO.
Raven: all up in lifelong denial about my calling.
Raven: AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERBUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.
Raven: we are higher than you, brother.
Raven: WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERBUCKIN EVERYBODY.
Raven: honk.
Phazon: WINDIE
Phazon: PLEASE NO
Raven: and now i'm the last one, so i finally motherbuckin understand.
Raven: I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERBUCKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE.
Raven: they were always both me. :o)
Raven: AND ALSO MOTHERBUCKING ME. Do:
Raven: and now.
Raven: AND MOTHERBUCKING NOW.
Raven: i am going to motherbuckin kill all you motherbuckers.
Phazon: OH BUCK
Phazon: OH NO
Phazon: OH BUCK
Raven: I AM GOING TO MOTHERBUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERBUCKERS.
Raven: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherbuckin blood.
Raven: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
Raven: your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
Raven: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
Raven: honk.
Raven: HONK.
Raven: honk.
Raven: HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
RavenWalker [Raven] ceased chatting PhazonGumball123 [Phazon]
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