A Turtle On Xanax Could Move Faster

is the 1st episode of Survivor: Venezuela. It was named by Scott.
== Challenges ==
Reward/immunity challenge: Venezuela’s national animal, the Turpial, one of the rarest birds on the planet.
A ruthless animal, Venezuelan Turpials do not construct their own nests when they need to breed, but are instead obligate nest pirates. This means that they make no nest of their own, but instead drive the adults away from an active nest. Venezuelan Turpials are capable of violent attacks against established nesters. Upon taking over a nest, they may eat any eggs or young nestlings remaining in the newly acquired nest, and will fiercely defend the area against would-be intruders.
Players will be playing as a bird trying to find the next nest for you to invade while collecting an army of birds along the way.
Winners: , and .
== Story ==
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