Di Lung

Not to be confused with Tai Lung
Di Lung is well known for being the local idiot of Nowhere, but he's quite a bit more. He popularized ghost hunting among non-Pac-People and non-Ghostbusters, bringing this fresh new hobby into the spotlight. Although he sells ghost hunting equipment to whoever asks him about it, none of 'em work (don't tell him, he hasn't realized yet). He also tries to copy the Goths' style because he thinks it looks cool. Is he wrong, though?
Besides being a ghost hunter, he's also what some would call an "opportunist". One day, he claimed to have built a robotic version of Courage that would be a better dog than him. However, while Shirley The Medium was taking out the trash, she saw the truth; Di Lung was wearing a fursuit and acting like he was the robot in question. This specific incident is why he hates Shirley. She robbed him of a rent-free house! #JusticeForDiLung
After that, he moved in with some "wacky", crutch-wielding chipmunk man and a murderous, redneck tweeker from down in Georgia. The only reason why he moved in with them of all people was because it was exactly 0 UnDollars, which he had. The three of them have been collectively nicknamed "The Half-Baked Trinity", which goes as follows:
Di Lung: Stupid, but thinks he's smart.
Larry: Smart, but acts like he's stupid.
Mud: Just plain stupid.
Di Lung also has a TV show called Di Lung's Stupid Ghost-Hunting Show.
== Trivia ==
* Di Lung attended that infamous Velvet Vic concert in which he DIEd.
* He has a regular mail exchange with Tai Lung due to the latter constantly getting mail about people wanting to buy ghost hunting equipment.
* He currently works at Mr. Meaty
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