Hairy Guy

Because he's got a lot of hair.
== Biography ==
This hairy guy had some of his back hair stolen by the Commander for his new sideburns in Sideburned in Space. He was quite irritated and demanded the hair be replaced. The Commander did so, but was disappointed that he no longer had sideburns to use his magic sideburn comb on. But since he had the power within himself the whole time, the Hairy Guy made him the King of the Sideburned people (Just watch the Episode to understand all this).
In Commander in a Dress he told Space Tree that he also had the power within him the whole time, however Space Tree was more dubious of this platitude.
In Timebomb Pinkfrosting88 brought him and other minor characters to Space Tree's New Ship. It's unknown why he was on Space Tree's old ship in the first place. Maybe he was renting a room like Ghost Spider did in Space for Rent.
In They Got Johnny, Part 1 he showed up and took some of the Commander's hair.
The line "You had the power within you the whole time." is a play on the trope "It Was With You All Along".
== Best quote ever ==
* "You had the power within you the whole time."
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