The Downer

==Gumball's Bad Mood==
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:: Gumball, you promised!
:: Mom wants me to vacuum the house, but I was planning to ask you instead!
:: No, he promised to come to the mall with me so I could try makeup on him, to see how it looks on me!
:: But he said he would teach me the Finger-Touch-Heart-Disintegrating-Move so I can use it on that kid who pushed me off the seesaw!
:: Hey! I asked first, and he said we would practice wheelbarrow racing for the county fair!
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:: NO!
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:: But why?
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:: Because I'm in a bad mood.
:: About what?
:: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because you just- um...
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:: He's in such a bad mood, he can't even finish his sarcastic comeback!
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:: You know what I do when I'm feeling down? I pretend to be happy till I find that I am.
:: I thought you just ate chili dogs.
:: The chili dog is a crucial stage, but the point is, you need to get up and get back into the swing of things.
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:: I DON'T CARE! DARN IN, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GET THE CRAP AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE?!
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== His Family's Disappearance ==
:: Uh... guys?
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:: If you're all hiding so I'd get up, I would like to point out that technically I haven't left my bed, so you don't win! Fine!  If everyone is really gone, then no one would mind if I did this.
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:: Aaaaaa- it hurts, Ahhhh- I think I fractured my nose and sprained an ear or something. Aa! I think I need very expensive medical help, unless someone gave me a magic kiss? What is going on here? I made a terrible wish and now my whole family have disappeared! Good.
== Gumborg, the Creator ==
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:: Morning, Mrs. Pumpernickle. What a beautiful day!
:: Yes, that's why we live in Brickopolis, where nothing ever goes wrong.
:: Hark, it looks like Little Jimmy wants to tell us something.
:: AAAAAAAH! 
:: I am Gumborg, your creator.
:: Yay! Gumborg has come back to spread love and guidance!
:: WRONG!
:: AAAAAAAH!
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:: Ow! Little Jimmy, I banish thee to the eternal swirling void of Lavatoria.
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:: Hmm... Gumborg the destroyer will be back - when the toilet tank is full. Being in a bad mood isn't as fun as I thought. I need something that will lift my spirits. Something that will nourish my mind and heart, filling them with joy, something that will prove to me that the world isn't such a bad place!
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== Terrible World ==
:: Approximately forty-six percent of the lakes in America are too polluted for fish, aquatic life, or swimming. And that number is expected to rise in the coming minutes. And now for the weather.
:: Well, today will be great! If you don't mind extreme acid rain and high smog levels. 
:: And here we have a family of rare golden toads, the only three of their kind left on the entire planet-- The only two of their kind left on the entire planet-- Yep, the only one of its kind left on the entire planet. ...and now for a commercial break.
:: Are you unhappy with the way you look? You should be. With our shampoo, you can desperately try to obtain unreachable standards of digitally altered beauty. 
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:: What the what?! This is the first time the TV hasn't given me the answers! Or at least distracted me from the question. There has to be something around that can cheer me up! I know, music! I will use the power of music.
== Life Can Make You Smile ==
:: Look at me as I'm standing here,I've got happy on my face, I've got nothing to fear!I've got my legs, eyes, ears, my teeth and gumsI've got six working fingers and opposable thumbs.
:(Life can make you smile!)Well, look around and you'll see it everywhere, I said(Life can make you smile!)So I carry on smiling cause I haven't got a care!
:A power-shower can lift you from a rut,Although the shower curtain keeps on sticking to my butt...I'm loving orange juice, so I fill it to the brim,But after cleaningy teeth, the taste is pretty grim.
:I love the scent of flowers, but so do all the bees!And the pollen, AHCHOO! brings out my allergiesAnd video games, they stop me from feeling glumAlthough after an hour, they start to hurt my thumbs.
:(Life can be a trial!)Look around you and you'll see it everywhere(Life can be a trial!)But I'll try to get through it and pretend that I don't care.
:But this game's too hard, I got stuck on level eightThat ain't the only thing about it that I hate!I've got the sun on the screen and the 'net's too slow,And the ice has diluted down my soda, don't you know?There's the dripping faucet and the creaking doorMan, I'm so exhausted, I can't take it anymore!
:(Why is life so vile?!)Look around you, it's out to bring you down, I said(Why is life so vile?!)And even this song has become annoying now!
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:: Uggh. Maybe food will fill the gap in my soul.
== Loaf-Loaf ==
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:: Happy recipes. Meatloaf for a family of five, that's comfort food, right? Okay, first chop the onions, but be careful. Onions can make you cry. UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST!
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:: Next, you'll need some meat and bread crumbs. I don't have any meat so I guess I will just double up on the old bread crumbs. It could be a loaf-loaf. Next, one egg. And finally some fresh mint. What a breeze, couldn't be easier, just put it in the oven for an hour and your family will love it. Oh, yeah, they're gone. Ah, well, who needs them anyway?!
== Dinner Table ==
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:: So how do you guys like my loaf loaf?
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:/: Oh, it's nice, it's like all the flavors collide and explode in your mouth giving it a distinctive.... burnt tire taste.
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:/: Dude, I love what you did with the onions and it was great to taste them again.
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:/: I would say we were going to get food poisoning, but there is no way this counts as food.
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:/: Yeah, it's disgusting, but you see food is just like... food, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
:/: So, Gumball, how was your day?
:: Everything was just peachy. I'm doing fine despite all of you ditching me. In case you didn't notice, that was sarcasm.
:/: Nice. Seriously, though, is there anymore loaf-loaf?
:: What's the point of being in a bad mood when no one's around to notice? Urgggh!
== The World's Disappearance ==
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:: Everyone get out of my way! I'm in a bad mood! Hey! Is anyone there? Guys? Penny? Mr. Robinson? Principal Brown? Alan? Actually, Alan, if you heard that, never mind, I'd rather it's just me left in the world, than just me and you. 
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:: Okay. There must be an explanation for all of this. THINK! Okay. The whole town has planned an elaborate party and they're about to jump out and surprise meee NOW! Surprise! Wait, that's what they're supposed to say. NOW. No? All right then. Then it must be the end of the world and everyone went to a better place apart from me, but it's okay because all I have to do is apologize and I get to go, too. SORRY! Nah, that would be too easy. Then it can only be because I wished everyone to go away. 
:: NEH. NO ONE CARES ANYWAY. I DON'T NEED ANYONE.
:: Wait, what am I saying?
:: STUPID TOWN. I HATE LIVING HERE.
:: What the— What am I talking about?
:: I HATE PUPPIES, CUPCAKES, AND RAINBOWS, TOO!
:: What, that's not true. I love rainbows. What's going on? Why is Joyful Burger now called Misery Burger?! "Captain Crud"?! The economy is ruined?! Wait, that's not much of a surprise-- WHAT THE WHAT IS THAT?!
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:: The darkness, it's calling me. I feel like I should run, but my legs won't.
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:: Oh, what do you know? Good job, legs. FASTER, LEGS! FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon! "No escape"?! 
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:: Hold on, I'm not scared of the dark, why should I be afraid of you?! Oh yeah. That's why. 
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:: The paintings, they're changing! Actually, to be honest, that clown was always scary. What is this? What's going on? Oh, what do I do? What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I-- What's this? It's our sofa. So maybe the darkness is all in my head, but how do I get out of it? Oh, what was it Dad said? Oh, that's it. "When you're feeling down, you need to try and get back into the swing of things."
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:: When you're feeling down, you need to try and get back into the swing of things!
:: Yeah, Dad, that's what I just said.
:: Oh.
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:: No, no, wait, how though?! I guess I just act like everyone's still here.
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:: Just act like everyone-- Never mind.
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:: Hey, but-- What were you guys asking me to do again? Oh, I think Darwin wanted me to practice the wheelbarrow. 
== Snapping Out of It ==
:: There you go!
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:: Yes! I missed you guys. Oh, you won't believe what happened. I let my bad mood take over and before I knew it, this, like, darkness thing took over everything that was good, but fortunately I remembered Dad's words and managed to snap out of it. Phew, it's great to feel good again. I'm glad all that was just in my head!
:: Should we tell him?
:: Ehhh...
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:: Gumborg the destroyer will be back - when the toilet tank is full. 
:: Uh...okay...
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:: Actually, Alan, if you heard that, never mind, I'd rather it's just me left in the world, than just me and you. 
::  Cold.
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:: Everyone get out of my way! I'm in a bad mood! 
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:: Agh!
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:: Hey! Is anyone there?!
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:: What's this? 
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:: Nah. Let's save him the embarrassment.
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