Muerteween Eve 2 - Yet Another Fun-Ball Story Again

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==AKA Trix 4 - A halloween story, Trix 5: Thinderic Boogaloo, Muerteween Eve II - Look It's Not A Colon, Muerteween 2 - Ludicrime's revenge, and Muerteween Eve 2: Electric Boogaloo==
Yep. This time Mori will try to incorporate dead characters from the past because of the Ludushistorystory, but everyone will sway this idea and turn it into a bunch of lelz and .
==chipter won - the story begins==
Jast: A Muerteween Eve party at IDC? Make no mistake, ladies and mentlegen-- This will be no ordinary event! *Walks with a spring in his step* This [Beep] will of course be [Beep] and [Beep] that night!
Zachary: Hey... isn't this the same thing you did last year?
Jast: What no how do you even remember this. *passes out*
ESTMMotRS,b: *kicks Jast into a corner full of strange meat* VXX ILAANJ?
Zach: ... right. Anyway, we need to come up with some plans for this years' Muerteween Eve party. Any suggestions?
Josewong: May I Suggest Superma-
Revelian: NO. *banhammers*
Josedong: Carbon Fiber.
Revelian: *banhammers*
Poisonshot: REVELIAN, HAVE EMPATHY! (Damn, between those two and some of the other characters, I was actually starting to look like one of the intelligent protagonists.)
Poisonshot then hit Revelian with a sleeping arrow, causing him to pass out.
ESTMMotRS,b: *rolls Rev into a broom closet* VXX ILAANJ?
And suddenly everyone showed up at the party.
Kwik: 'Allo
Kwik wasn't the only person there, but all the other characters are unimportant and we're not going to write introductions for all of them because shut up and stuff.
Hankvi: Welc[]me, every[]ne....
Zach: Sorry guys, but we're a bit unprepared for this. I guess we'll have to make due with what we've got at the party now...
Mori: Actually, there is something notable that I think you all should see. Here, come outside.
Zach: Okay? But I don't see what's really so-WOAAAAAAAAAAH THAT IS JUST A LOT OF GHOSTS
Mori: Yes. It seems that, for whatever reason, the dead are now roaming around in our realm. I've actually talked to some of them and I've invited quite a few to join us at out Muerteween Eve party.
Zach: Well, now we're extremely underprepared for a party.
Samuel: Really? (ohlohloh) *faste*
Zach: Yeah, I don't really see how we're going to-- oh right.
And suddenly everything is set up because faste.
Zach: Thanks, Sam.
Sam: heha.
Zach: Well, now that we're all ready, let's invite our guests in.
==chaptuer too - oyster oystory==
The party then proceeded, and several people did things in different stories that really don't matter but are pretty cool to read. In tabbers because reasons and whatnot.
<tabber>Mori=
>Talk to Kwik
Mori giggles softly under her breath.
Mori buries her face in one of her hands.
>Have surprise encounter with her
Mori practically fucking jumped at the fact that she called out her name with THIRTEEN exclamation marks. Yeah, that many. Count them if you don't believe me.
Mori then cries and runs away.
/end Moristory
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Kwik=
>Talk to Mori
>Talk to Linthe
>Think about what Mori said earlier.
It's Vixen and Hyunhay you stutid piece of chip.
|-|
Iala=
>Talk to Lazro
>Check broom closet
You enter the nearby broom closet which exists because yes and stuff and whatnot.
>>What do we have here?
Revelian is sleeping in a pile of janitorial equipment, apparently still suffering the effects of Poisonshot's sleep arrow.
>>What Iala no-
A blue pony woman emerges from the shadows. She looks at you and smiles warmly.
The mischief that you obviously had planned suddenly seems like a bad idea.
>>Negotiate
Luna proceeds to open fire on you. You run away laughing your ass off under your breath.
>Talk to Lazro again.
You proceed to consult talk to your associate Lazro for the fourtieth fucking time in the past twenty minutes second time.
>Go look around in the corner.
You proceed to go check out a random corner of the room and come across the one that has canonical significance.
>>What have we here?
Jast is lying in a pile of strange meats and some gold coins and jewels, still passed out from earlier. 
>>Iala seriously stop-
An unfamiliar ghost suddenly arises from behind the pile of things Jast is lying on. She appears to be a blue-haired gridmask girl.
You proceed to flip the bird at her.
>>Inquire
>>Reveal Cobalt's secret valuables hiding place
Iala untucked Cobalt's shirt and watched as a schetload of valuables came pouring out.
This exploit continues for a while until pretty much all the treasurestuffs spill out onto the floor. It's an outstanding amount and anyone who could see the pile and know where it came from would probably think that Cobalt was harboring some sort of dimensional portal to hold all of the valuables. Is this true? Who knows.
Iala was too busy lifting Cobalt's shirt up to be paying attention.
>>Iala why-
Iala is know knocked out because obvious reasons. ESTMMotRS,b goes over and eats the dream talk bubble over her head.
/End Ialastory
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Revelian=
>Dream.
Revelian opens his eye to see a figure standing in front of him, with several cool scenes of violent animu crap happening behind him. The figure appears to be a hefty, balding grid mask with a large nose.
Revelian then attempts to slash Bruce Willis with his sword, though Bruce is somehow able to dodge his attacks.
Revelian does not stop and continues to slash wildly.
Revelian whacks Bruce in the head with the hilt of his sword.
Bruce was then decapitated.
[Insert more carppy movie references here.]
/End Revelianstory
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Samuel=
>Run to the nearest pizza.
>Let your predatory instinct get the better of you.
You proceed to eat the carp out of the pizza and leave no survivors.
Now that you are somewhat satisfied by this meal, you decide to consult your associate.
In no time, Samuel is in a Zachary costume.
> Leave.
You pick a stray vegetable off yet another pizza slice and throw it somewhere. Blasphemy! You then run to somewhere else so you don't get caught in case the onion layer hit someone...
...And promptly bump into Shrek.
Shrek menacingly approaches Samuel. Samuel backs away.
*faste*
Samuel gets away 'cause Ecast.
</tabber>
But no one gives a shet about conversations.
Kwik suddenly drops her cup of drink.
Kwik: Fuck I dropped my drink.
420 cops then show up and shoot Kwik to death repeatedly.
Linthe: NUUUUUUUUUUUOUOUOUOOUUOUOUOUOUOUUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUO(continues)
Mune: ouo
Samuel: i cant believe shes finally gone....
Poisonshot: DEAD SHE IS DEAD THAT IS THE END OF KWIK
eddos
Revelian then wakes up from the broom closet, has lots of sex with Umbra cause, eats all of the cops repeatedly, and then beats Poisonshot to death with a cucumber.
Kwik: I am no longer dead somehow.
Samuel: Oh okay.
And no one ever talked about it again. /thend
==cahpthre tree - demmes stahp meking schtoopid ehdets==
WE HAVE NOT GOTTEN THAT FAR. NO CAKE FOR YOU.
Haru: in this story i am the best chara
Delinius magically appearifies
Delinius: No you're not *slaps Haru with his BOOK*
Haru: wTF wHY
Delinius: Shaddap, you are still a nonexistent being-
Delinius diappearifies
Haru: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck this i'm done
Nothin hapen hear.
Revelian: *banhammers haru*
Delinius briefly reappearifies
Delinius: Well that was surprising there. You deserve cake, but I don't have any- WAIT WHAT'S THIS CAKE DOING HERE- oh well here you go! Cya! *diappearifies self*
Achievement get: 'CAKE!!!1!'
Mori: *unbanhammers Haru for some reason* Hello, Haru.
Kwik: ... Why the hell are you here?
Haru: im an opften person here don't u see me in chat all the time dude
Haru: anyway im here 2 basically b w/ moir now and bee important 2 the plot k thnk
Mori: Alright, that sounds fine.
Haru has joined Mori's party!!!
Haru: whk
Jast then wakes up and beats Poisonshot to death with a cucumber.
Delinius: *Appear* Hai Jast. Anyway... I happened to have these *summons a gogly hueg pile of cakes on a table* and I thought I'd drop them off here. What was that meat pile about anyway? Nevermind that, I need to go get my next truckload of burritos right now. Cya! *Diappearifies for the fortieth fucking time in twenty minutes third time in three minutes*
Jast: Does anyone have an idea why he keeps appearing?
Mori: No. But that's not important right now.
Delinius now walks in through a door because inconvenience.
Delinius: Sorry for the weird happenings. I'm not sure what's gotten hold of me lately. Since I'm here now, is there anything I can help you with?
Haru: hey do you know the state bird of new york? it's the one you flip olol,
Delinius: Sorry for slapping you, okay? I'm cursed with this stupid erratic part of my soul and I try extremely hard to control it.
Jast: Tell me about it.
Delinius: Lels so I heard yes.
Cobalt: Oh hi I am still a character
Jast: ... Cobalt?!
And then a canny reunion scene and everyone claps and cries and stuph.
HEARTFELT REUNION X1 COMBO
Delinius: Jast, Cobalt.. I don't know if you'd like it, but could I make you happy with a small cake?
Cobalt: Nah, thanks.
Jast: Why give us cake in the first place, anyway?
Delinius: Well... Jast's remark "Tell me about it" has caused a sudden instance of sympathy for him in my soul. *Takes a burrito from nowhere* That's basically why.
Cobalt: That's nice, but you shouldn't.
Delinius: Okay (saves me getting even more cake, at least). If nobody minds, I'm going to go look for some people among the ghost crowd.
Kwik: Go ahead.
Delinius leaves the area with Jast and Cobalt and walks among the ghosts.
And then Zaion shows up.
Zaion: hello mister decurro.
Jast: Ahah who-
Zaion: i feel that the fact of who i am is unimportant though what matters is that you come with me now.
Jast: ... Ah, whatever. Lead the way, stranger.
Zaion: i know that moriam would find you beneficial to her quest and as an aide to her in this quest i am seeking to give her these benefits by presenting you.
Jast: Lol whatever you say, weird grey lady.
Cobalt: Heh...
Jast: Whazzit?
Cobalt: It's just funny, how you act the same way around people as you had when I first met you. Even when you've been around other people more than long enough to understand them, you still act like a huge dork in social situations.
Mori: Zaion?
Zaion: hello again moriam i have found others who are willing to join you and i on the quest which i had brought up earlier.
Mori: Alright...
ZAION, JAST, AND COBALT HAVE JOINED MORI'S PARTY!
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Meanwhile...
> Find ancestors
Delinius: Now how do I find my ancestors in this crowd...
> Talk to random 'ghost'
Delinius: Hey, how are you?
Ghost: I'm fine. This party is pretty cool. Do you know what the hell that big scary angry thing is?
Delinius: Don't worry about him, he doesn't do bad stuff. Have you seen anyone that looks like they could be family of mine?
Ghost: Hmm... Try that bearded guy with the long hair. He looks a bit like you...
Delinius: Alright, thanks!
> Follow advice from ghostthingamajig
Delinius walks towards said bearded ghost.
Bearded man: What ye be wanting?
Delinius: I'm sorry, I be lookin' for some family of mine.
Bearded man: You think I am relaeted to ye?
Delinius: Just a guess...
Bearded man: You do seem familiar to the bloek that had something with me sister...
Delinius: Oh but that be interesting.
???: Excuse me. Can I help you?
Bearded man: Speaking of the devil.
Delinius turns around and sees... No, that is not possible. He faces someone nearly identical to him, save that he looks more like he's a king of sorts.
Delinius: Eh, who are you? How come I look too much like you?
???: I can tell you this: if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
The bearded ghost turns his attention to something else.
Delinius: So... Wait, you're Dwin. But how is this happening here? How are you appearing here? I was fighting off-
Dwin: That's a different reality, one someone banished you to but not the one you need to be in... I need you here. These 'ghosts' aren't real.
Delinius: Okay, but surely you know my ancestry?
Dwin: There isn't any, other than that your entire family descends from me.
Delinius: Wait, so I'm...
Dwin: A descendant. You are more important than the whole rest of them, though.
Delinius: But who was my mother, in that case?
Dwin: Her name was Lea and she was the prettiest, cleverest woman I've ever seen. But we are drifting off. Find Kwik.
Delinius: I just left them but okay, I guess.
Dwin: Kwik is gathering people to look into the issue, now go *pushes Delinius back in the direction of Jast, Mori and ze other people*.
> Do what Dwin said
Delinius: Hello, guys.
Kwik: back already?
Delinius: I heard you were gathering people for something.
Kwik: yes, why?
Delinius: I'm coming with you if that's okay.
Mori: Uh, okay. If that's what you want.
DELINIUS HAS JOINED MORI'S PARTY!
Haru is in the IDC building, with everyone else.
Delinius: When will Rev come back?
Haru: *shots Delinius*
[Some sort of Haru attack] did 3833 damage!
[Other sort of Haru attack] did 42069 damage!
Delinius: Ughnoffuu...*dies*
Haru: *takes [weapon things] out of Delinius' body* Perfect. *leaves*
Now, back to teh sheninagans.
Dwin: AFIOHEOIHIOWHOIBIOBRIO RYU FORM ACTIVATED!
Dwin: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU COME BACK YOU
==Chapter fore - raeging ryu dwin(r(parrish))==
ololo do you get the reference to the last story,,,,
Dwin (Raeging Ryu): SOMEONE GET THAT PIECE OF BACK HERE
Jast: Stop yelling please.
Delinius: *absorbs raeging and revives* Calm down. I'll incineraet him if you let me.
Kwik: Wait how are you alive again.
Delinius: You are suddenly no longer dead somehow. So I am as well.
Haru: *teleported back because ryudwin and yes and bad idea* wTF whAT is hapening. *shots Dwin*
Dwin took 258206 damage! Dwin was slain!
Dwin: *comes back to life for some reason*
Haru: wTF- *slain and then un-slain because reasons*
And everyone forgets about it. </ryudwin>
And then tabbers.
<tabber>Zaion=
>Surprise encounter with Kwik
 
>Encounter with Samuel
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Jast=
>Remember the dream you had earlier.
In Jast's dream he is the star. it's him....
Jast opens his eye to see a figure standing in front of him, with several cool scenes of kiddy animu crap happening behind him. The figure appears to be a fat, big-nosed gridmask in some sort of genie costume.
Jast proceeded to run and scream and cry.
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Samuel=
>Be the Samuel.
You are The Sam, the very best like no one ever was. You are actually the Zach, mind you.
Samuel uses weather powers to summon thinder. It strikes right next to Poisonshot, startling him into summoning his own thinder.
The weather suddenly becomes dark and very cloudy. Dun dun dunnnnnnn.
</tabber>
And suddenly a gigantic meteor hit and killed the story.
THEND.
-rparrish
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