Michael Scarn

Michael Scarn is one of Michael Scott's most common improv characters and the main hero of his movie, Threat Level Midnight. Michael Scarn is portrayed by Michael Scott.
==Biography==
== Table read ==
In the original table read script, Michael Scarn is similarly a secret agent. 
On one fateful morning, Scarn sat at his desk with his feet up when Catherine Zeta-Jones entered the room with an important message. At first Scarn told her to leave, but she followed up, saying it was important. She confesses that she loves Michael Scarn, but he pushes her away, saying they could never be together as they work alongside each other. 
Later, Michael scarn met his old partner Samuel L. Chang. Chang noticed that Scarn had lost wait since their last meeting and commented on it. Scarn thanked Chang and asked him to assist him on one final mission. Samuel said that once he blew out the candles in front of him, he would retire. Michael proceeded to take out a gun and shoot him 8 times. Another man commented on how funny Scarn was. 
Goldenface was sitting several seats down from Scarn and turns to him. Goldenface invites Scarn on his private jet. Scarn turns to his butler sam and asks him to retrieve his luggage. Sam says he forgot it. Scarn calls Chang a massive idiot and calls him the worst assistant ever and a disgusting person. 
== Threat Level Midnight: The Movie ==
Michael Scarn was the best top-secret agent in the business. Scarn saved the NFL Pro Bowl game, the MLB All-Star Game and the NBA All-Star Game from Goldenface. Later, he took one day off to run a 20K with Robin Williams, which happened to be the day his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones Scarn was killed by Goldenface at the WNBA All-Star Game, which Scarn subsequently blames himself for. Scarn owns a robot butler named Samuel L. Chang. One morning Samuel woke Michael up to say that President Jackson needed Michael for an urgent mission. The mission: find the bomb(s) in the stadium hosting the NHL All-Star Game. President Jackson said it would cost too much money to cancel the game, plus, he also owned the stadium. 
==Likes==
*Billy Joel songs
*Fish sandwiches
*Babies
*Puppies
*Doing the Scarn
==Appearances (And mentions)==
*"The Client"
*"Email Surveillance"
*"Product Recall"
*"Money"
*"Dinner Party"
*"Threat Level Midnight"
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