MaX eXXposure

==Movelist==
===eXtreme seXy eXplosion===
====X-Citers====
* Don't "Hey, You Can't Do That on TV!" Me!: When this move connects with his opponent, MaX grabs his opponent by both breasts for two seconds, then kicks them aside, knocking them down onto the ground. Meter Burn adds one additional second to the duration of the breast grab.
* THE Most Epic Nosebleed Ever!: MaX bends backwards and shoots an erupting stream of blood out of his nose at his opponent, subtracting a small portion of his health from himself in the process and dealing three hits total if it connects and causing knockdown on the last hit. Meter Burn adds two additional hits before the knockdown and additional damage suffered by MaX during the move.
==Win Quotes==
===eXtreme seXy eXplosion===
* "You wanna kill me? Is that it? The only thing about me you should kill is my bed boredom!"
* "If I take you for myself, maybe I'll do you a favor by freeing you from the stress of marriage and family!"
* "I'm the ONLY god you need now! ...So... What would I be the God of? Sexual Perversion?"
* "I'm sure you won't forgive me, Father, for I have sinned against this woman's holy body!"
* "You're too powerless to fight back now... Thaaaaaat's a good kitty!"
* "You don't need the jungle anymore. Now, come on. Let's get wild in bed!"
* "Hey, is your pussy all muscle, too? I bet you'd be REALLY tight!
* "That mouth would be better suited for giving blowjobs than for trash-talking!"
* "I just caught myself a little fishie who'll be singing a LOT louder when I make her wriggle and flop!"
* "You lying beaten should give me an idea for a dramatic scene, and I don't even need a date rape drug!"
* "Hey, do you like conjugal visits? ...I'll take that as a yes, then..."
* "There's no taming THIS animal, and that's a fact that can't be disproved!"
* "That's what you get for trying to be me and take over my show. Now, leave before I call security!" (Mirror Match)
* "You know what I like best about Chinese women? An hour later, I'm sex-hungry again!"
* "I like to go no-holds-barred, too. ...In bed! Hahahahahaha! Get it?"
* "Me scoring your tight little swan cloaca will leave you looking just like the end of your ballet!"
* "Haha! You flew your last, little butterfly! Guess I should be the champion instead of you, huh?"
* "Normally, when I make deliveries, they're of non-consensual pussy-poundings, not food!"
* "Bet you're used to wiping out by now, aren'tcha... DudETTE?"
* "No pun intended, but... Don't give me the cold shoulder!"
* "You wanna handcuff me? Fine! How's to a bed sound? 'Cause, let's do it Fifty Shades-style!" (vs. Rita)
* "Y... You don't want me? That's all right. There are plenty of other ladies you can lez out with!"
* "Did you get official leave today? ...Well, in that case, I'm officially leaving you out of commission!"
* "You exhausted now, Princess Morbucks? 'Cause I'm about to make it rain! ...But not with cash."
* "Nurse, it hurts when you go like this! ...Sorry, I can't help it, babe." (vs. Valerie)
* "The orgasms I'll give you are like that little toy you throw. After a while, they always come back!"
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