Warbucks/Quotes

This page lists Warbucks's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
==Warbucks==
=== Tools===
====Base Game====
* Axe- "A tool favoured by many ancient societies."
* Luxury Axe- "A rather elegant tool for chopping."
* Shovel- "An instrument well suited for digging."
* Regal Shovel- "A rather elegant tool for digging things."
* Pickaxe- "An instrument to hunt for fossils."
* Opulent Pickaxe- "A rather elegant tool for fracturing rocks."
* Razor- "One must keep oneself presentable."
* Hammer- "Rather blunt."
* Pitchfork- "A tool for ground work."
* Feather Pencil- "A fine writing implement."
* Brush- "I do wish I had one of these for my mustache."
* Saddle- "A fine saddle for a beast of burden."
* War Saddle- "This will take a beating."
* Glossamer Saddle- "Rather more aerodynamic than the others."
* Saddlehorn- "For those stubborn saddles."
* Salt Lick- "Keeps the livestock docile."
====Shipwrecked====
* Machete- "An instrument for slashing one's way through the brush."
* Luxury Machete- "A rather elegant tool for slashing."
====Hamlet====
* Shears- "Some sort instrument for shearing."
=== Lights===
====Base Game====
* Campfire (upon being built)- "Quite cozy."
* Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A cozy convenience."
* Campfire (high)- "A roaring fire!"
* Fire Pit (high)- "A rather roaring fire!"
* Campfire (normal)- "Keeps the beasts at bay."
* Fire Pit (normal)- "A fine cozy fire to gather 'round."
* Campfire & Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with another log."
* Campfire (embers)- "Rather low."
* Fire Pit (embers)- "Quite in need of fuel."
* Campfire & Fire Pit (out)- "Dash it all! It's gone out."
* Torch- "Now I can stalk my prey in the dark."
* Miner Hat- "Quite useful in the dark."
* Pumpkin Lantern- "Quite cheery."
* Lantern- "Finally, a civilized way to carry light."
====Reign of Giants====
* Endothermic Fire- "A rather remarkable fire."
* Endothermic Fire Pit- "Fascinating bit of science."
* Endothermic Fire (high)- "That's a roaring fire."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "It's rather exuberant."
* Endothermic Fire (normal)- "Rather pleasant cool fire."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "Ah...A nice brisk, breezy fire."
* Endothermic Fire (low)- "It would behoove me to add some fuel."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with some stoking."
* Endothermic Fire (embers)- "I say, it needs some stoking."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "I really should attend to that."
* Endothermic Fire (out)- "Blast! It's gone out."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Aha! A place for a cold fire."
* Moggles- "Huzzah! Rather makes it easier to explore ruins in the dark!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Chiminea (all stages)- "Fire is rather more protected in there."
* Bottle Lantern- "Bioluminating!"
* Boat Torch- "I say! I can see at sea."
* Boat Lantern- "Haw! A portable lighthouse."
* Obsidian Fire Pit- "It's quite sturdy."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "Quite a roaring fire."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Rather resilient!"
* Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with some more fuel."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Rather pathetic at the moment."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "I could do with a fire."
* Tar Lamp- "Ah! Now one can see in the darkness."
* Buoyant Chiminea- "I say! A seaside hearth."
* Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Quite a roaring fire!"
* Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Rather cozy."
* Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It could do with a log or two."
* Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "I'm afraid its only embers at the moment."
* Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Not burning at the moment, I'm afraid."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Candle Hat- "I say! This will come in handy exploring ruins."
* Cowl- "I say! That's rather clever!"
=== Survival===
====Base Game====
* Backpack- "A satchel to put one's treasures in."
* Piggyback- "A satchel for keeping ones treasures."
* Bird Trap- "Rather efficient."
* Bug Net- "Advantageous. But only if I don't want to hurt the bugs."
* Fishing Rod- "Ah fishing. The cornerstone to many societies."
* Straw Roll- "A far cry from my usual sleeping arrangements."
* Fur Roll- "Huzzah! The means to a good night's sleep!"
* Tent- "Rather crude, but it'll have to do."
* Trap- "Handy for acquiring meat!"
* Honey Poultice- "For dressing ones wounds."
* Healing Salve- "Ahhh. Quite soothing."
* Umbrella- "A fragile parasol, but it shall have to do."
* Compass-
** N- "North."
** S- "South."
** E- "East."
** W- "West."
** NE- "Northeast."
** SE- "Southeast."
** NW- "Northwest."
** SW- "Southwest."
* Compass (generic)- "I cannot read it just yet."
* Compass (broken)- "A bit of shoddy workmanship there."
* Bundling Wrap- "Rather clever wrap for my supplies."
* Bundled Supplies- "Quite a bit more condensed like this."
====Reign of Giants====
* Insulated Pack- "This will come in handy."
* Luxury Fan- "Ah... this will keep out the heat."
* Siesta Lean-to- "A bit of respite from the heat."
* Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Not the time for it."
* Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Danger is afoot, this is no time to doze off!"
* Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I'll rest after a good meal.'"
* Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I demand better accommodations than this!"
* Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Rather ruins my naptime."
* Tent (burnt)- "I say! Where shall I sleep now?"
* Thermal Stone- "It's a simple rock."
* Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Quite frozen."
* Thermal Stone (cold)- "Rather cool."
* Thermal Stone (warm)- "Tepid."
* Thermal Stone (hot)- "I say, it's burning up!"
* Pretty Parasol- "A tasteful way to keep out the elements."
====Shipwrecked====
* Thatch Pack- "Of primitive construction, but I shall use it nontheless."
* Booty Bag- "Wearing this rather lifts ones spirits."
* Sea Sack- "Quite a clever way to keep ones food fresh."
* Tropical Fan- "Ah... this will keep out the heat."
* Silly Monkey Ball- "Something to distract those simple fecal throwers."
* Tropical Parasol- "I say, this makes for a bit of cover."
* Anti Venom- "One should always keep some at hand."
* Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Bah! Primative construction."
====Hamlet====
* Bug B'Gone- "Imperative for exploring these parts."
* Bird Whistle- "I say! Rather clever."
===Food===
====Base Game====
* Crock Pot (empty)- "I could do a bit of cooking with this."
* Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Patience is a virtue."
* Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "I shall be enjoying a fine meal promptly."
* Crock Pot (finished)- "I say! That was well worth the effort."
* Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "It's not the proper place for that."
* Bee Box- "Ah, the elixir of life."
* Bee Box (no honey)- "I'm afraid it's not ready yet."
* Bee Box (some honey)- "It's best to leave it a touch longer."
* Bee Box (full of honey)- "I say, the honey is ready to harvest!"
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "One can learn a lot by studying agriculture."
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Cultivating rather nicely."
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm (finished)- "Ripe for harvesting."
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It could do with a bit of manure."
* Ice Box- "Every civilized person should have one."
* Drying Rack- "One can get some decent food with that."
* Drying Rack (drying)- "It's drying nicely."
* Drying Rack (finished)- "At last, some civilized food."
====Reign of Giants====
* Crock Pot (burnt)- "Oh bother."
* Bee Box (burnt)- "Rather too good a job of smoking those bees out!"
* Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "A shame, really."
* Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This rain rather complicates the drying process."
* Drying Rack (burnt)- "A pity..."
* Bucket-o-poop- "Harrumph. Odious bit of business..."
====Shipwrecked====
* Mussel Stick- "I say! I could just leave this to do its job!"
* Mussel Bed- "I say! There are creatures down there."
* Fish Farm (empty)- "Now how does one make this not empty?"
* Fish Farm (growing)- "Rather dull watching eggs hatch."
* Fish Farm (one fish)- "Huzzah! A fish!"
* Fish Farm (two fish)- "I say! That's an improvement."
* Fish Farm (three fish)- "Rather like having a Koi Pond."
* Fish Farm (four fish)- "An entire school of fish to snare!"
====Hamlet====
* Sprinkler- "Rather makes horticulture a breeze."
===Science===
====Base Game====
* Science Machine- "It's prudent to broaden one's horizons."
* Alchemy Engine- "I've dabbled in a bit of alchemy from time to time."
* Thermal Measurer- "Quite a clever way to tell the climate."
* Rainometer- "A barometer of sorts."
* Lightning Rod- "A bit of protection in a storm."
* Lightning Rod (charged)- "I say, it's quite vivacious."
* Gunpowder- "Explosive!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Science Machine (burnt)- "A setback, to be sure."
* Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Atrocious!"
* Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "A shame."
* Rainometer (burnt)- "I'm afraid it's malfunctioned."
* Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It appears it has been turned off."
* Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I say, it's an automated fire brigade!"
* Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "I believe it is running low on fuel."
* Electrical Doodad- "A curious contraption."
====Shipwrecked====
* Sea Lab- "A waterbound purveyor of wisdom."
* Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "A fine example of what civilization can do."
* Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Quite sufficiently fueled."
* Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Rather in need of a top up."
* Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "I'd best refuel it, promptly."
* Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Bother! It's out of fuel."
* Quacken Drill- "The artifact from a leviathan."
====Hamlet====
* Smelter- "I say, that's rather clever!"
* Oscillating Fan- "Ah. A nice cooling breeze."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomploshrine- "I say, that was hardly worth the effort."
===Fight===
====Base Game====
* Spear- "A primitive hunting weapon."
* Ham Bat- "A peculiar weapon."
* Boomerang- "The artifact of a hunting civilization, no doubt."
* Boomerang (hit self)- "Egad! It's a boomerang."
* Blow Dart- "Used in ancient warfare."
* Sleep Dart- "Rather tiresome!"
* Fire Dart- "Ignites a bit of excitement!"
* Football Helmet- "A wonderful hat made of pig bottom."
* Grass Suit- "Barely adequate protection but it will have to do."
* Log Suit- "A commendable attempt at protection."
* Marble Suit- "Rather burdensome but quite dependable."
* Bee Mine- "Warfare which adopts to the materials at one's disposal."
* Tooth Trap- "I say! Rather more effective this way."
====Reign of Giants====
* Scalemail- "I say! What ancient societies used this?"
* Morning Star- "Rather intriguing technology!"
* Weather Pain- "I say, this has a bit of bluster!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Poison Spear- "Rather speeds up the dying process."
* Poison Dart- "A rather uncivilized instrument of hunting."
* Coconade- "Haw! I should like to see this explode."
* Coconade (lit)- "I say! Best get out of range!"
* Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun, Poison Spear Gun, Obsidian Spear Gun- "A bit of protection on the water."
* Cutlass Supreme- "A gentleman's weapon."
* Horned Helmet- "Made from the artifact of those watery beasts."
* Seashell Suit- "Rather clever use of detritus."
* Limestone Suit- "It's a bit...burdensome."
* Cactus Armor- "Offensive defence. How ingenious!"
====Hamlet====
* Halberd- "Bah! No match for a good blunderbuss in one's hand!"
* Cork Bat- "For when one must restort to savagery."
* Weevole Mantle- "I feel rather morbid wearing this."
* Mant Mask- "Rather deep depths I've sunk to."
* Mant Suit- "When in Rome..."
* Fancy Helmet- "Has a rather Spanish flair to it."
* Tin Suit- "I do enjoy this design."
* Blunderbuss- "One mustn't venture into the wilds unarmed."
=== Structures===
====Base Game====
* Birdcage- "Rather ornate cage."
* Birdcage (occupied)- "Domestication has its uses."
* Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I say, he's a lackadaisical fellow!"
* Pig House- "Crude, but rather functional."
* Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I say! These pigs are quite civilized!"
* Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "They've turned in for the night."
* Rabbit Hutch- "I say! What fantastic society built that!"
* Hay Wall (held)- "Rather unstable but it has its uses."
* Hay Wall- "Rather crude, but it'll have to do I'm afraid."
* Wood & Stone Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this somewhere."
* Wood Wall- "A wall of reasonable strength."
* Stone Wall- "A wall with some stability."
* Chest- "A place for all my accumulated wealth."
* Sign- "Ah! Civilization."
* Potted Fern- "A fine decoration."
* Mini Sign (held)- "I should think it's better off in the ground."
* Mini Sign (empty)- "Let's see if my drawing skills are up to snuff."
* Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A signpost of sorts."
* Wood Fence (held)- "I suppose I will have to build this myself."
* Wood Fence- "I do admire its construction."
* Wood Gate (held)- "I suppose I'll have to get my hands dirty."
* Wood Gate- "Should keep this closed if I want to retain my herd."
====Reign of Giants====
* Pig House (burnt)- "A pity it can't be studied now."
* Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Pity. I should've liked to study that more."
* Hay Wall (burnt)- "That came as little surprise."
* Wood Wall (burnt)- "I suppose wood does burn."
* Chest (burnt)- "Rather poorly made."
* Scaled Chest- "I say, that should protect the treasures from flames."
* Sign (burnt)- "Met a bit of bad luck, it seems."
====Shipwrecked====
* Sand Castle- "Modest in its construction."
* Sand Castle (sand)- "I've seen better."
* Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "I say! Those creatures appear to have a civilization of sorts."
* Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "The sanctuary of those monkey creatures."
* Limestone Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this somewhere."
* Limestone Wall- "Quite sophisticated construction."
* Dragoon Den- "Fascinating! The sanctuary of those fiery beasts!"
* Sandbag (held)- "One needs a bit of grit to carry this around."
* Sandbag- "Flood deterrent."
* Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "I say! Where to you suppose that will lead?"
* Seaworthy (SW world)- "One wonders where this may lead."
* Buoy- "A lighthouse upon the water."
* Sea Chest- "Rather boyant bit of business."
* Ballphin Palace- "Aha! The den of sea quarry."
* Sea Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this in the water."
* Sea Wall- "One can make a sea pen with this."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Barrel- "Rather handy."
===Refine===
====Base Game====
* Rope- "Rather handy!"
* Boards- "Rather more civilized!"
* Cut Stone- "One may build many civilized things with this."
* Papyrus- "I say, one could make paper with this!"
* Purple Gem- "A gruesome beauty!"
* Nightmare Fuel- "Rather aberrant."
* Beeswax- "Pity I can't use it for mustache wax."
* Wax Paper- "A fine wrapping material."
====Shipwrecked====
* Cloth- "Quite an amazing textile."
* Limestone- "A stone frequently seen in temples."
* Empty Bottle- "A rather bland bottle."
* Coral Nubbin- "A rather sorry looking sea artifact."
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Sapling- "It should grow quickly, provided it's well kept."
===Magic===
====Base Game====
* Meat Effigy- "Rather reassuring that."
* Prestihatitator- "I'm not above learning some of the dark arts."
* Shadow Manipulator- "I say, this seems rather macabre."
* Pan Flute- "I suppose I could carry a tune if the necessity arises."
* Night Light- "Quite uncanny!"
* Night Armor- "Rather durable, yet there's something unsound about it."
* Dark Sword- "I say! It's a rather ghastly sword."
* One-man Band- "Reminds me of my regimental band."
* Bat Bat- "A rather macabre hunting weapon."
* Belt of Hunger- "Wearing hunted animals makes one feel quite viril!"
* Chilled Amulet- "Quite the chilling find!"
* Nightmare Amulet- "I'm quite mad about this gem!"
* Life Giving Amulet- "Huzzah! Looks rather invulnerable!"
* Fire Staff- "Quite an incendiary instrument."
* Ice Staff- "A rather chilling weapon. Haw haw!"
* Telelocator Staff- "Rather adventuresome tool."
* Telelocator Focus (full)- "Riveting."
* Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It's missing something..."
* Telolocator Socket (full)- "Quite a clever device."
* Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Empty, I'm afraid."
====Reign of Giants====
* Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Oh bother."
* Prestihatitator (burnt)- "A shame, really."
* Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Pity..."
* Old Bell- "Ah, the ringing of the bells."
====Shipwrecked====
* Piratihatitator- "I have serious doubts regarding its scientfic value."
* Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Rather expected."
* Dripple Pipes- "Music can bring tears to any eyes."
====Hamlet====
* Hogus Porkusator- "Haw haw, a flying pig!"
* Pugalisk Wand- "It's staring me in the face."
* Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "A world to explore."
* Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Off to adventure."
* Living Artifact- "That does look interesting. Perhaps I shall try it on."
* Root Trunk- "Rather clever way to transport goods."
* Vortex Cloak- "Rather useful in the field."
===Dress===
====Base Game====
* Sewing Kit- "One must make one's own repairs whilst on adventure."
* Rabbit Earmuffs- "I say, these would be all the fashion back home."
* Straw Hat- "Rather bucolic fashion."
* Beefalo Hat- "One feels rather ungulate in this."
* Beekeeper Hat- "Beekeeping is a fine hobby to invest ones time in."
* Feather Hat- "Rather garish."
* Winter Hat- "Rather sobering head gear."
* Top Hat- "I say! I'm ready for a night on the town!"
* Dapper Vest- "Distinguished!"
* Breezy Vest- "Cozy, and quite the fashion."
* Puffy Vest- "Rather snuggly."
* Bush Hat- "I say! Rather clever camoflauge!"
* Garland- "I should hope no one sees me in such a state."
* Walking Cane- "Nothing more genteel than good walking cane."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cat Cap- "I say! It's a capital cat cap!"
* Fashion Melon- "Rather makes for a fetching hat."
* Ice Cube- "Quite useful for the heat."
* Rain Coat- "Ah, a nice Mackintosh for the rain."
* Rain Hat- "A necessary accessory."
* Summer Frest- "Keeps the heat away rather nicely."
* Floral Shirt- "Not my usual fashion, but the fabric is quite breathable."
* Eyebrella- "This is certainly high fashion."
* Hibearnation Vest- "Quite snug in this!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Brain of Thought- "Quite ridiculous!"
* Snakeskin Hat- "A rather clever way to keep oneself dry."
* Snakeskin Jacket- "A solid mackintosh for the elements."
* Blubber Suit- "Rather disturbing to find this in one's possession."
* Windbreaker- "Can't say I approve of the color."
* Tar Suit- "Really! Have I sunk so far?"
* Particulate Purifier- "Quite adept at keeping out odours."
* Sleek Hat- "A brisk walk invigorates the humours."
* Shark Tooth Crown- "A hat which strikes fear into one's enemies."
* Dumbrella- "One assumes a third tier would be even better."
====Hamlet====
* Gas Mask- "Improves one's ability to breathe."
* Pith Hat- "I do believe it fits."
* Thunderhat- "A headpiece made from avian artifacts."
===Ancient===
====Base Game====
* Thulecite- "Quite magnificent! A capital find!"
* Thulecite Wall (held)- "One may be able to salvage these."
* Thulecite Wall- "Rather feeble now."
* Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It seems something is afoot."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I'm afraid there's been an upsurge in ghastliness."
* Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I believe we've hit the apex."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Thank goodness the horrors are waning."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "My word that was onerous."
* Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "It seems there is a problem."
* The Lazy Forager- "Gathers items without the bothersome act of bending down."
* Magiluminescence- "I feel invigorated!"
* Construction Amulet- "I say! This is rather economical."
* The Lazy Explorer- "This certainly saves on traveling time."
* Star Caller's Staff- "Illuminating!"
* Deconstruction Staff- "I say! This makes dismantling objects quite a bit easier."
* Pick/Axe- "Rather clever!"
* Thulecite Crown- "Huzzah! A head piece made of artifacts."
* Thulecite Suit- "I say! This armor is quite dapper."
* Thulecite Club- "I'm quite fond of this weapon!"
* Houndius Shootius (held)- "I should like to study this while it's working."
* Houndius Shootius- "I say! It's rather ancient technology."
=== Nautical===
====Shipwrecked====
* Log Raft- "Rather brutish construction, but it will have to do."
* Raft- "A crude structure. But I've no choice."
* Row Boat- "I should think I'm above rowing myself."
* Cargo Boat- "A ship worthy of my captainship."
* Armored Boat- "A ship sturdy enough to sail around the horn."
* Encrusted Boat- "Seems sturdy enough, but its aesthetics leave something to be desired."
* Surfboard- "
* The 'Sea Legs'- "Rather seaworthy."
* Boat Repair Kit- "Rather practical when taking on water."
* Thatch Sail- "This should speed things along."
* Cloth Sail- "A strapping good sail."
* Snakeskin Sail- "A rugged sail, fit for a gentleman sailor."
* Feather Lite Sail- "I'm sure to catch the wind with this."
* Iron Wind- "Puts a spin on things."
* Boat Cannon- "Quite invaluable at sea."
* Quackering Ram- "A smashing good tool. Haw haw!"
* Sea Trap (held and placed)- "For trapping game in the sea."
* Sea Yard (off)- "Rather impractical without fuel, wouldn't you say."
* Sea Yard (on)- "That's rather clever."
* Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Quite low on fuel at the moment."
* Tar Extractor (off)- "Not working at the moment, I'm afraid."
* Tar Extractor (on)- "An automaton for an unpleasant task."
* Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I say! Needs a bit of a top-up."
* Trawl Net- "Quite effective in collecting sea rubbish."
* Trawl Net (detached)- "Quite a passive activity."
* Trawl Net (sinking)- "One must be patient about such things."
* Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "The time is nigh!"
* Spyglass- "A sophisticated instrument for a sophisticated man."
* Super Spyglass- "I say! A way to search for lands to explore."
* Captain Hat- "I say! I'm a proper Captain now."
* Pirate Hat- "Rather barbary-ous."
* Lucky Hat- "I'll not be seen dead in that."
* Life Jacket- "Hmm. Looks buoyant enough."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Bowl Canoe- "Rather poor quality, but it'll do in a pinch."
===Volcanic===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Machete- "An incendiary tool!"
* Obsidian Axe- "Rather efficient."
* Obsidian Spear- "Explosive!"
* Obsidian Armor- "Armor that attacks as well."
* Obsidian Coconade- "I say! It rather inflammatory."
* Howling Conch- "Well, I have been called a blowhard! Haw!"
* Sail Stick- "I say! I've turned out to be quite the sailor!"
* Volcano Staff- "I say! It's quite destructive, isn't it?"
===​Treasure Hunting===
====Hamlet====
* Disarming Tools- "Quite useful when exploring ruins."
* Ball Pein Hammer- "A subtle instrument for more delicate excavations."
* Gold Pan- "Rather handy for prospecting."
* Magnifying Glass- "Huzzah! A fine tool for exploring."
===​City Planning===
====Hamlet====
* Lamp Post (off)- "No need for light in the daytime, I suppose."
* Lamp Post (on)- "What an intriguing civilization!"
* Town House- "How quaint!"
* Town House (burning)- "A shame."
* The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah. An eating establishment."
* The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Bother. They've burnt the food."
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Rather well stocked for these parts."
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Where does one get one's supplies now?"
* Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could do with some medical supplies."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "A shame."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Ah! Contains foodstuffs."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Bah! Back to eating rough."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A place of horticultural."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "A rather fragrant bouquet."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ah! A place of occultish wares."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "One would think someone would put that out."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "I suppose one should arm oneself for the jungle."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "What barbarian would do such a thing?!"
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I wonder if they have any gentlemanly hats."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "A waste of good lumber."
* Swinesbury Academy- "Ah! Just what I was looking for!"
* Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "What a waste!"
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Rather like being around this establishment."
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Who would do such a thing?!"
* The Tinkerer's Tower- "I say! Proper construction blueprints!"
* The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "A tad hot at the moment."
* Swinesbury City Hall- "I say, this is a rather sophisticated town."
* Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "I do hope the rebuild." [sic]
* My City Hall- "Where one runs the city."
* My City Hall (burning)- "What sort of vagabonds did that?"
* Security Contract- "One may hire a hunting party with this."
* Slanty Shanty- "A fine purchase."
* Slanty Shanty (locked)- "One can't go wrong with some real estate."
* Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Bah! Such savagery."
* Watch Tower- "One certainly has the high ground up there."
* Watch Tower (burning)- "A pity."
===​Renovate===
====Hamlet====
* House Expansion Permit- "Expands my home to a living standard I'm more accustomed to."
* Demolition Permit- "A license for some home improvements."
=====Flooring=====
* Wood Flooring- "A touch crude."
* Marble Flooring- "A highly cultured floor."
* Checkered Flooring- "One might play chess upon this."
* Slate Flooring- "Rather ornate design."
* Sheet Metal Flooring- "Metal flooring."
* Garden Stone Flooring- "Rather rough flooring."
* Geometric Tiles Flooring and Octagon Flooring- "Rather cold on the feet."
* Shag Carpet- "Rather cozy on the feet."
* Transitional Flooring- "I say! It's unfinished!"
* Wood Panel Flooring- "Adequate flooring."
* Herringbone Flooring- "Rather interesting pattern."
* Hexagon Flooring- "One supposes this will do."
* Curcy Hoof Flooring- "An excellent example of Porcine engineering."
=====Shelves=====
* Carved Bookshelf, Basic Bookshelf, Marble Shelf, Glass Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Industrial Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, Wall Mounted Shelf, A-Frame Shelf, Floating Shelf, and Hat Tree- "A place to put one's things."
* Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, Fridge, and Pallet Shelf- "Just what is one supposed to do with that?"
* Ladder Shelf- "I say! Is that a ladder?"
* Pipe Shelf- "Rather unrefined."
=====Plantholders=====
* Basic Plantholder- "A little verdure decor."
* WIP Plantholder- "A little foliage."
* Fancy Plantholder- "An exquisite variety."
* Bonsai Plantholder- "Rather exotic."
* Dishgarden Plantholder- "Some plants for one's decoration."
* Philodendron Plantholder- "A modest plant."
* Orchid Plantholder- "Quite an exquisite specimen."
* Draceana Plantholder- "An alluring variety."
* Xerographica Plantholder- "An exemplary hanging plant."
* Birdcage Plantholder- "An exemplary hanging plant."
* Palm Plantholder- "An exquisite variety."
* ZZ Plantholder- "Slender decor."
* Fernstand Plantholder- "A fine variety."
* Fern Plantholder- "A fine hanging fern."
* Terrarium Plantholder- "Fascinating! A miniature greenhouse."
* Plantpet Plantholder- "Haw haw!"
* Traps Plantholder- "Fascinating specimen."
* Pitcher Plantholder- "Fine hanging plants."
* Marble Plantholder- "An exquisite arrangement."
* "Character" Tree- "I say! It's rather pathetic specimen." [sic]
* Festive Tree- "How jolly!"
=====Columns=====
* Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "Sturdy."
=====Wall Papers=====
* Wood Paneling- "A crude wall."
* Checkered Wall Paper- "A chess board wall."
* Floral Wall Paper and Sunflower Wall Paper- "Rather floral design."
* Harlequin Wall Paper- "A patterned wall."
* Peagawk Wall Paper- "Rather beautiful."
* Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "Rather plain looking if you ask me."
* Rope Wall Panneling- "I say! What exquisite knot tying!"
* Circle Wall Tiling- "Quite an interesting pattern to it."
* Marble Wall Tiling and Upholstered Wall- "Rather posh."
* Fine Wall Tiling- "Has an official air to it."
* Full Wall Moulding- "Yes, it will do quite nicely."
=====Ceiling Lights=====
* Wired Bulb- "Rather basic."
* Metal Shade Lamp- "Rather boring."
* Chandelier- "Rather ornate light."
* Rope Light and Dual Rope Light- "I say! It's rather ugly."
* Blown Glass Bulb- "Quite exquisite."
* Cherry Lamp Shade- "Rather cheery cherry light!"
* Hanging Blooming Lamp- "Rather ornate light."
* Hanging Floral Lamp- "Rather pretty."
* Tophat Light- "I say! A top hat!"
* Derby Light- "I say! A derby hat!"
=====Wall Decorations=====
* Photo- "He'll make a fine gentleman one day."
* Full Length Mirror- "I can make myself presentable."
* Embroidery Hoop- "A fine specimen of embroidery."
* Mosaic- "Rather decorative."
* Wreath- "A bit of decoration."
* Axe- "A fine specimen."
* Hunt- "Fine hunting instruments."
* Periodic Table- "Something for The Polymathic Society."
* Gears Art- "Interesting clockwork."
* Cape- "Rather fetching."
* No Smoking- "What interesting art!"
* Black Cat- "Can't say that I've heard of the place."
* Tasteful Fish Mounting and Beefalo Mounting- "Mounted game."
=====Chairs=====
* Classic Chair- "A place to sit a spell."
* Corner Chair and Rocking Chair- "A place to rest one's tired bones."
* Bench- "Possibly room for two."
* Horned Chair- "Rather ornate design."
* Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "A place to rest one's feet."
* Lounge Chair- "Furniture for lounging."
* Massager Chair- "I say! Rather ghastly!"
* Stuffed Chair- "I say! That looks comfy."
* Fancy Chaise- "A luxurious chaise lounge."
=====House Upgrades=====
* Cottage Kit- "Rather diminutive, but it shall have to do."
* Tudor Home Kit- "Normally I'd have help to build this."
* Gothic Home Kit- "Rather elaborate bit of building."
* Brick Home Kit- "Should be quite sturdy."
* Turreted Home Kit- "This does have a quaint charm."
* Villa Kit- "I say! This one's rather fit for someone of my standing."
* Manor Kit- "Rather like the Manor I left at home."
=====Doors=====
* Hardwood Door, Stone Archway, Wrought Iron Door, Curtained Door, and Round Doorway- "I do hope it leads somewhere interesting."
* Forest Door- "Rather remarkable woodworking on that."
* Industrial Door- "Rather industrial looking."
* Gothic Door- "A touch gothic."
=====Windows=====
* Peaked Curtain Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "A fine way to let in some sun."
* Round Burlap Window- "A bit coarse."
* Peaked Window- "One may look out there."
* Square Window and Tall Window- "Lets the sunshine in."
* Greenhouse Wall- "Rather ideal for a greenhouse."
=====Rugs=====
* Eye Rug- "One feels like one is being watched!"
* Square Throw Rug, Octagon Rug, and Swirl Rug- "A comfy rug."
* Oval Rug and Large Rug- "An ornate rug."
* Fur Throw Rug- "A touch unrefined."
* Hedgehog Rug and Braid Rug- "Charming."
* Porcupus Rug- "A fine animal artifact."
* Hoofprint Rug- "I believe those are pig hooves."
* Catcoon Rug- "A fine specimen."
* Rubbermat Rug- "Rather basic."
* Web Rug- "I say! This one's sticky."
* Metal Rug and Nailbed Rug- "Not very comforting."
* Wormhole Rug- "I say! Is that working?"
* Beard Rug- "Rather unrefined."
* Crime Rug- "I should like to examine this further."
* Soccer Rug- "A fine example of a geometry at work."
=====Lamps=====
* Fringe Lamp- "A resplendent lamp."
* Stainglass Lamp- "An illuminating lamp."
* Downbridge Lamp and Gothic Lamp- "An elegant lamp."
* Dual Embroidered Lamp- "Dual lights!"
* Ceramic Lamp- "A beautiful lamp."
* Glass Lamp and Bellshade Lamp- "A magnificent lamp."
* Dual Fringes Lamp- "Duplicate lamps."
* Candelabra Lamp- "An opulent lamp."
* Elizabethan Lamp and Orb Lamp- "A lavish lamp."
* Crystals Lamp- "A sparkling lamp."
* Upturn Lamp- "A sumptuous lamp."
* Dual Upturn Lamp- "A twinned lamp."
* Spool Lamp- "Rather basic."
* Edison Lamp- "Rather pared down."
* Adjustable Lamp- "An adaptable lamp."
* Right Angle Lamp- "A plumb lamp."
* Fancy Lamp- "An ornate lamp."
=====Tables=====
* Round Table and Hard Wood Desk- "An adequate table."
* DIY Table- "I say! Rather boorish."
* College Table- "I say! Rather quaint."
* Crate Table- "I say! Rather coarse."
* Chess Table- "Ah! Now to find someone to play."
===Nature - Plants===
====Base Game====
* Evergreen- "A fine pine."
* Lumpy Evergreen- "Rather pathetic looking."
* Spiky Tree- "Rather prickly fellow."
* Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "It's been razed."
* Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not as fertile as its brethren."
* Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Alarming!"
* Spiky Tree (burning)- "I can't say that was unexpected."
* Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Well that's done."
* Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Ashen."
* Evergreen (sapling)- "It should grow into a fine tree."
* Log- "A log fit for a fire."
* Log (burning)- "Ahh. Nice and cozy."
* Charcoal- "Rather useful bit of ash."
* Pine Cone- "I should plant this."
* Marble Tree- "I require something stronger than an axe for that!"
* Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "I say! One might think that tree had a mouth."
* Living Log- "This dead tree is alarmingly alive."
* Sapling- "Those twigs could be good for something."
* Sapling (picked)- "Nothing left here for me."
* Sapling (burning)- "Inevitable."
* Sapling (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
* Twigs- "I'm sure I can find a use for these."
* Grass Tuft- "A rather mundane tuft of grass."
* Grass Tuft (picked)- "It's been picked through, I'm afraid."
* Grass Tuft (barren)- "In desperate need of fertilizer."
* Grass Tuft (burning)- "Quite a blaze!"
* Grass Tuft (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
* Cut Grass- "Quaint, but quite useful."
* Berry Bush (normal & burning)- "A common berry bush."
* Berry Bush (picked)- "It's been relieved of its fruit."
* Berry Bush (barren)- "Quite fruitless at the moment."
* Berry Bush (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
* Reeds- "I could use those."
* Reeds (burning)- "Rather fervent flames."
* Reeds (picked)- "One must give it time to grow back."
* Cut Reeds- "Crude, but quite useful."
* Plant- "A rather ordinary plant."
* Plant (growing)- "It's germinating."
* Plant (ready to be picked)- "Ripe for harvesting."
* Marsh Plant- "Full of leafage."
* Spiky Bush- "Quite thorny."
* Spiky Bush (picked)- "Prickly."
* Spiky Bush (burning)- "Engulfed in flames."
* Spiky Bush (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
* Flower- "Quite delicate."
* Petals- "Rather ornate."
* Evil Flower- "Rather hideous."
* Dark Petals- "There's something bizarre about these."
* Carrot (planted)- "Growing quite nicely."
* Red Mushroom- "Local fauna."
* Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "Quite unreachable."
* Red Mushroom (picked)- "It's been harvested already."
* Green Mushroom- "A strange irrational fungus."
* Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It needs to be plucked out of its hole."
* Green Mushroom (picked)- "It's been harvested already."
* Blue Mushroom- "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious."
* Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Rather inaccessible like that."
* Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Already plucked from the earth."
====Reign of Giants====
* Birchnut Tree- "I do believe that's a tree."
* Birchnut Tree (stump)- "One can learn alot from that by studying the rings."
* Birchnut Tree (burning)- "It's ablaze!"
* Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Well. That's a bit of business."
* Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It should grow into a fine tree."
* Sapling (withered)- "Rather unsuited for the weather."
* Grass Tuft (withered)- "Rather too hot for it, I'm afraid."
* Berry Bush (withered)- "Rather unfit for the weather, I'm afraid."
* Plant (withered)- "I'm afraid this weather got the best of it."
* Birchnut- "Rather useless as is."
* Cactus- "I say, it's a bit prickly."
* Cactus (picked)- "Put up a bit of a fight, by golly."
* Tumbleweed- "One never knows what one may find searching diaspore."
====Shipwrecked====
* Jungle Tree- "A fine specimen for The Arborist Society."
* Jungle Tree (burning)- "Those bananas are cooked!"
* Jungle Tree (burnt)- "A shame."
* Jungle Tree (stump)- "It took a bit of work to do that."
* Jungle Tree (sapling)- "A future tree."
* Jungle Tree Seed- "A bit trite."
* Palm Tree- "A rather equtorial tree."
* Palm Tree (burning)- "I've always enjoyed a roaring fire."
* Palm Tree (burnt)- "I say, is there no one around to clean this mess?"
* Palm Tree (stump)- "That tree has been hunted already."
* Palm Tree (sapling)- "A good start."
* Palm Leaf- "Perhaps this may be fashioned into something useful."
* Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Huzzah! Huntable flora!"
* Bamboo Patch (normal & burning)- "A sizable source of bamboo."
* Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Quite useless like this."
* Bamboo Patch (stump & withered)- "Presumably it will grow back."
* Bamboo Root- "This would do better in the ground."
* Bamboo- "A plant with many uses."
* Viney Bush (normal & burning)- "Makes fine materials for construction."
* Snake Den (normal & burning)- "The sanctuary of those reptiles."
* Viney Bush (burnt)- "Rather a shame."
* Snake Den (burnt)- "Haw! That's one way to smoke them out!"
* Viney Bush (stump)- "I trust the vines will grow again."
* Snake Den (stump)- "They'll not be hiding in there again!"
* Viney Bush Root- "This would do better in the ground."
* Vine- "Vegetation with a multitude of uses."
* Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "It's quite water-logged. Haw haw!"
* Mangrove (burnt)- "Rather curious how it could have burnt on the water."
* Grass (water)- "Rather sodden."
* Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "That tree looks quite bright."
* Seaweed (planted and picked)- "It should germinate soon."
* Tidal Plant- "Rather ordinary."
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Tree (normal, burning, burnt, & stump)- "It rather looks like a hand."
* Cork- "It's quite light."
* Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
* Rainforest Tree- "A lovely tree, to be sure."
* Rainforest Tree (burning)- "I say! That's a bit of danger."
* Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Well, there's nothing for it now."
* Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Chops up quite nicely."
* Cocooned Tree- "Curious bit of foliage!"
* Jungle Burr- "Rather stubborn seed."
* Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
* Tea Tree (normal, burning, burnt, stump)- "Perhaps one may cultivate tea leaves."
* Seed Pod- "Rather good for the hay fever."
* Tea Tree Sapling- "Still in its juvenile state."
* Tuber Tree & Blooming Tuber Tree- "Requires something other than an axe to chop that."
* Tall Grass- "Rather tenacious grass."
* Exotic Flower- "Ah! A bit of beauty is most welcome."
* Aloe (planted)- "Ah... An ancient medicinal plant."
* Asparagus (planted)- "Wild asparagus! What a find!"
* Radish (planted)- "I do believe that's a radish!"
* Nettle Vine- "Rather like snuff, I should think."
* Nettle Vine (picked)- "It's been picked through, I'm afraid."
* Nettle Plant (withered)- "
* Nettle Plant (moist)- "
* Nettle Plant (held)- "I shall endeavor to find a place to plant this."
* Bramble- "I say! Watch those thorns!"
* Bramble Bloom- "How charming!"
* Hanging Vine- "Quite common in the jungle."
* Great Leafy Stalk- "A rather grandiose bit of flora."
* Lotus Plant- "Quite ornate plant."
* Lotus Plant (picked)- "Quite ornate plant."
* Lily Pad- "A water lily. How lovely."
* Reeds (water)- "I say, those may come in handy."
* Hedge- "One is reminded of the hedge mazes of one's youth."
* Hedge (untrimmed)- "
* Hedge (burning)- "
* Hedge (burnt)- "
* Intricate Topiary- "Quite nice to see a bit of civility."
* Magic Flower- "A quite beautiful flower."
* Weathered Branch- "What could have moved that here?"
* Weathered Shrub- "There's a funny sight."
* Weathered Stick- "Rather ordinary stick."
* Weathered Tree- "I say, that's unusual."
* Weathered Trunk- "The result of some sort of accident."
===Nature - Objects===
====Base Game====
* Beehive- "Rather bustling."
* Killer Bee Hive- "Pesky creatures!"
* Honeycomb- "Rather sweet."
* Hound Mound- "You never know what one may find in a midden."
* Bones- "Clearly the work of a predator."
* Touch Stone- "A restorative stone."
* Obelisk (sane, up)- "Sobering."
* Obelisk (sane, down)- "It has disappeared into the ground."
* Obelisk (insane, up)- "I feel quite unsound."
* Obelisk (insane, down)- "Rather ominous looking but it's just a stone."
* Harp Statue- "I say! That's a rather ornate monument!"
* Marble Pillar- "I say, it's quite sturdy."
* Marble- "Rather opulent!"
* Rundown House- "I should like to study this society."
* Merm Head- "Bah! Signs of a savage society."
* Pig Head- "It appears there are warring societies here."
* Pig Torch- "Rather crude construction."
* Basalt- "Rather impervious, I'm afraid."
* Boulder- "Ah! Nothing like a bit of geology to soothe the soul."
* Rocks- "They could contain fossils!"
* Flint- "A useful bit of rock."
* Nitre- "I say! This can be made into gunpowder!"
* Gold Nugget- "I say, this brings a shine to my eye!"
* Grave- "Rather morose."
* Grave (dug)- "Ghoulish."
* Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Worth a closer examination."
* Animal Track- "Aha! I've got the trail."
* Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Zounds! I've lost the trail."
* Animal Track (found)- "Egads! Rather large beasts are lurking."
* Wooden Thing- "Quite an arcane device."
* Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It's lacking something..."
* Wooden Thing (locked)- "I shall discover the key."
* Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I say! It appears to be doing...something!"
* Ring Thing- "I say! That looks valuable."
* Crank Thing- "A gadget of some sort."
* Box Thing- "What sort of apparatus is this?"
* Metal Potato Thing- "A contraption of some sort."
* Worm Hole- "I wonder what treasures lay within."
* Worm Hole (open)- "Bah! It's fetid."
* Worm Hole (exited)- "A bit of unpleasantness."
* Pond- "One wonders what lies within its depths."
* Skeleton- "One never knows what secrets a skeleton keeps."
* Spider Den- "Rather dank in there."
* Spider Eggs- "Repulsive."
* Rabbit Hole- "Rather dark in there."
* Walrus Camp- "The camp of marine mammals."
* Walrus Camp (empty)- "An abandoned camp."
* Sunken Boat- "I say! Are there survivors, I wonder?"
* Sunken Boat (empty)- "Quite abandoned, I'm afraid."
* Flotsam- "How does one go about getting that...?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Ice- "Should come in handy in the summer months."
* Mini Glacier- "A piece of frozen water."
* Mini Glacier (melted)- "Just water now."
* Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Blimey, the trail is lost."
* Burrow- "Aha! I've found its home."
* Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Blast! It's not rabbiting season."
* Rundown House (burnt)- "A pity. Now I cannot study it."
* Merm Head (burnt)- "I can't say I'm bothered by that."
* Pig Head (burnt)- "Bah! Completely unneccessary carnage!"
* Hollow Stump- "Fascinating! It's the home of those cat fellows."
* Hollow Stump (empty)- "It's empty. Pity."
* Glommer's Statue- "A fascinating shrine to a flying beast."
* Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Oh phooey, it's been cleaned out."
* Skeleton (self)- "I feel a chill."
* Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Quite worthless in this state."
====Shipwrecked====
* Crabbit Den- "Rather damp within."
* Crabbit Den (collapsed)- "
* Fishermerm's Hut- "The den of those curious fish creatures."
* Merm Hut- "
* Merm Hut (burnt)- "
* Shoal- "Quite an aquatic motley below!"
* Wobster Den- "Rather damp within."
* Coral Reef- "Charming!"
* Coral- "A rather handsome plant."
* Coral Larva- "Hardly worth the effort."
* Limpet Rock- "It's rather overrun by mollusks."
* Limpet Rock (withered)- "
* Limpet Rock (picked)- "Cleared of its parasites."
* Magma Pile- "Quite the geological formation!"
* Magma Pile (gold)- "I do believe I spy some gold within."
* Krissure- "Quite unstable!"
* Steamer Trunk- "Proper travelling luggage."
* Sandy Pile- "Not terribly exciting."
* Sand- "Of a good grain."
* Sharkitten Den- "The sanctuary of those adorable predators."
* Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "I can't help but think I'm missing something."
* Volcano- "Magnificent!"
* Dragoon Egg- "Not unlike an egg."
* Suspicious Bubbles- "The artifact of a sea creature's passing."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Bah! I've lost the trail!"
* Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "A leviathan lurks nearby."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "Blasted waves! The trail is lost!"
* Tar Slick- "A good source of fuel, I should think."
* Tar- "I used to have domestics for dealing with this."
* Tar Trap- "Quite a sticky situation. Haw haw!"
* Tidal Pool- "There are plenty of fish in that pool!"
* Lava Pool- "Quite balmy."
* Mussels- "I say! There are creatures down there."
* Mussels (with stick)- "Rather tedious waiting for the harvest."
* Slot Machine- "Shall I try my luck?"
* Electric Isosceles- "Bewildering!"
* Octo Chest- "I do believe there are treasures within."
* Debris- "Is there no one here to tidy up?!"
* Crate- "There could be something of value in there."
* Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "Artifacts of a barbaric culture."
* Seashell (normal & beached)- "A common seashell."
* Poisonous Hole- "I should like to avoid that."
* Gunpowder Barrel- "That would make quite an ebullient hunting instrument."
* X Marks the Spot- "Huzzah! There are treasures within!"
* Rawling- "I say, old chap. You're quite vocal."
* Watery Grave- "Seems a shame to leave that out there."
* Wreck- "A shame."
* Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "This is only part of a whole."
* Grassy Thing- "One assumes this connects to something."
* Screw Thing- "Quite unusual!"
* Wooden Potato Thing- "I say! It's a transcendental tuber!"
* Ring Thing- "Used for something, I should think."
====Hamlet====
* Stone Slab (normal & flipped)- "One never knows what one may find underneath."
* Dung Pile- "One finds the oddest things!"
* Dung Ball- "Ra-ther!"
* Thundernest- "A fine avian artifact."
* Iron Hulk (head)- "Huzzah! The head of an ancient automaton!"
* Iron Hulk (hand)- "It appears to be part of an ancient civilization!"
* Iron Hulk (ribs)- "Huzzah! A metal artifact!"
* Iron Hulk (foot)- "Glorious! Proof of ancient technology!"
* Iron Ore- "A fine mineral specimen."
* Sparkling Pool- "Full of twinkling artifacts."
* Gold Dust- "A fine dusting of gold."
* Gnat Mound- "An abode for those bothersome insects."
* Famr House- "Charming."
* Quarry Lodgings- "
* Lawn Decoration- "Well that's progress."
* Secret Bandit Camp- "I say, that looks like treasure."
* Cave Cleft- "It seems I've found the bat's sanctuary."
* Ruinous Entrance- "
* Mant Hill- "I say! They have their own form of colonizing."
* Crumbling Brazier- "Convenient."
* Crumbling Visage- "
* Ancient Wall- "
* Fountain of Youth- "Huzzah! The legendary Fountain of Youth!"
* Fountain of Youth (dry)- "
* Ominous Carving- "One must always be careful in ruins of this kind."
* Teetering Pillar- "
* Petrified Egg (1)- "
* Petrified Egg (2)- "
* Petrified Egg (3)- "
* Petrified Egg (4)- "
* Rusty Lamp- "Unusual artifact."
* Weathered House- "I say, someone is missing their house!"
===Nature - Caves===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Sinkhole- "I say, that must lead somewhere."
* Sinkhole (generic)- "Huzzah! It leads somewhere!"
* Sinkhole (open)- "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think."
* Exit to Surface (generic)- "It appears to be a way out."
* Exit to Surface (open)- "Shall I?"
* Red Mushtree- "A flourishing fungus."
* Green Mushtree- "A tiny tree of toxin."
* Blue Mushtree- "A towering fungal atrocity."
* Light Flower- "A rather luminous flower."
* Light Bulb- "Rather enlightening, but I shant eat that raw."
* Stalagmite (normal & pointy)- "No doubt the Geological Society would find that interesting."
* Spilagmite- "Aha! I have discovered a spider den."
* Slurtle Mound- "Rather dingy in there."
* Splumonkey Pod- "It smells rather like those barbaric creatures."
* Fern- "A bit of decoration."
* Foliage- "Rather bland bit of leafage."
* Cave Banana Tree- "Curious how these can grow down here..."
* Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "I say, that's rather gauche!"
====Hamlet====
* Spooky Hole- "Looks like a den of some sort."
* Stone Plug- "
* Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Rather sturdy beam."
===Nature - Ruins===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "I say, that must lead somewhere."
* Ruins Sinkhole- "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think."
* Ancient Statue- "A pity it doesn't put up much of a fight."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Only half formed. I should like to see it whole."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "A superb monument from a savage civilization."
* Algae- "Rather useless plant matter."
* Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I'm afraid it's reached its endgame."
* Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "It's been fianchettoed!"
* Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "No doubt sacrificed to protect the king."
* Relic- "I say! This is quite fascinating!"
* Relic (broken)- "Bah! One can't study it like this!"
* Thulecite Fragments- "Huzzah! These look quite intriguing!"
* Cave Lichen- "Rather prefer these cooked."
* Ornate Chest- "A gilded chest. How lavish!"
* Large Ornate Chest- "One hopes the treasure within is as ornate."
* Nightmare Light- "Vibrantly unsettling."
===Nature - Volcano===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Workbench- "I say! That will come in handy."
* Coffee Plant- "I prefer tea."
* Coffee Plant (picked)- "I'm afraid it's been picked over."
* Coffee Plant (barren)- "Rather outlived its usefulness."
* Coffee Plant (withered)- "Could do with a touch of fertilizer."
* Coffee Plant (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
* Elephant Cactus- "Not the most welcoming plant."
* Elephant Cactus (withered)- "
* Elephant Cactus Stump- "Not as bristly in this state."
* Elephant Cactus (held)- "A rare plant, to be sure."
* Cactus Spike- "The barbed projectiles of those prickly cacti."
* Obsidian Boulder- "I say! It is rather durable."
* Obsidian- "Rather inflammatory."
* Charcoal Boulder- "Quite resilient as a source of fuel."
* Burnt Ash Tree- "I say! That is a hardy bit of foliage."
* Dragoon Saliva- "Fiery sputum!"
* Woodlegs' Cage- "A buccaneer, if I'm not mistaken."
* Woodlegs (free)- "
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "Huzzah! An ancient artifact to examine!"
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Fascinating! It still functions!"
* Volcano (exit)- "An egress from this balmy neighborhood."
===Nature - Ruinous Caves===
====Hamlet====
* A Smashing Pot- "A rather smashing pot! Haw haw!"
* Dart Trap- "
* Nasty Spear Trap- "I'll certainly avoid those."
* Busted Spear Trap- "
* Tempting Idol- "
* Unimportant Pillar- "Rather sturdy beam."
* Vines- "
* Wall Brazier- "
* Wishing Well- "A bit of a gamble, isn't it?"
* End's Well- "
* Aporkalypse Calendar- "Huzzah! Ancient technology!"
===Nature - Mant Hill===
====Hamlet====
* Antcomb Home- "Aha! I've found its home!"
* Honey Chest- "
* Lamp- "What a curious light!"
* Mant Warrior Egg- "
* Stalacmite Throne- "
===Nature - Palace===
====Hamlet====
* Palace- "A place of nobility!"
* Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A fine way to preserve one's artifacts."
===Turfs===
====Base Game====
* Wooden Flooring- "Has a tad of sophistication."
* Carpeted Flooring- "Quite refined."
* Checkerboard Flooring- "With enough of these I could play a round of chess."
* Cobblestones- "I applaud the attempt at sophistication."
* Forest Turf- "Luxuriant, but overrun."
* Grass Turf- "Rustic."
* Marsh Turf- "Bah! It's unsophisticated."
* Rocky Turf- "Rather rough around the edges."
* Savanna Turf- "A touch dry."
* Mud Turf- "Quite unsophisticated."
* Guano Turf- "Rather unsophisticated."
* Slimy Turf- "A touch of mildew in this."
* Fungal Turf (blue, red, green)- "A bit of fungus, I believe."
* Cave Rock Turf- "Rather dank."
====Reign of Giants====
* Deciduous Turf- "A bit of evergreen, I believe."
* Sandy Turf- "A bit of sand, I believe."
====Shipwrecked====
* Snakeskin Rug- "I do enjoy a fine snakeskin rug!"
* Jungle Turf- "A touch of jungle floor."
* Meadow Turf- "Ground from the meadows, I believe."
* Magma Turf- "Rather volatile turf."
* Tidal Marsh Turf- "Ground steeped in mud."
* Ashy Turf- "Some ashen ground, I believe."
* Volcano Turf- "Rather temperamental ground."
====Hamlet====
* Lawn Turf- "A bit of grassy turf."
* Cultivated Turf, Rainforest Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "A bit of turf, I believe."
* Flat Stone Turf- "A solid bit of turf."
* Stone Road Turf- "A bit of cobbled road, I believe."
* Beard Hair Rug- "I say, what's this made of?"
* Dense Turf- "
* Wild Plains Turf- "Rather nice bit of sod."
=== Mobs - Monsters===
====Base Game====
* Clockwork Knight- "You'll not fork me, knight!"
* Clockwork Bishop- "I say, a chess match does sound like jolly good fun."
* Clockwork Rook- "A roaming turret!"
* Damaged Knight- "Quite a knightmare!"
* Damaged Bishop- "A ghoulish game piece!"
* Damaged Rook- "A ghastly turret!"
* Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Hummph? What's that?"
* Charlie (attacked by)- "Huzzah! Show yourself!"
* Hound- "I say! That's a monstrous mongrel!"
* Red Hound- "I say! Infernal creature!"
* Blue Hound- "I say! That's a chilling quadruped!"
* Hound's Tooth- "The artifact of a rather intimidating creature."
* Spider- "Rather aggressive!"
* Spider Warrior- "He seems guarded."
* Spider (sleeping)- "I've caught it napping."
* Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Rather useless as a guard just now."
* Spider (dead)- "Conquered."
* Spider Warrior (dead)- "It has been bested!"
* Spider Gland- "Vile!"
* Silk- "It's quite a fine cloth!"
* Krampus- "Bah! Humbug!"
* Krampus Sack- "A rather festive satchel."
* Merm- "I say! I wonder what a piscine civilization looks like."
* Frog- "Rather skittery!"
* Frog (sleeping)- "I'll not disturb it."
* Frog (dead)- "Ah. Reminds me of my dissecting days."
* Tentacle- "I say! A monster from the depths!"
* Tentacle Spike- "A boorish animal artifact."
* Tentacle Spots- "A rather eccentric animal artifact."
* Big Tentacle- "Presumably it's attached to something?"
* Baby Tentacle- "Rather unwieldy!"
* Guardian Pig- "I say, old chap! What are you guarding?"
* Werepig- "I say! He's rather hirsute."
* Ghost- "Bah! Ghastly!"
* MacTusk- "I say! He looks jaunty!"
* Wee MacTusk- "I say! He looks like a jaunty fellow!"
* Walrus Tusk- "Ancient societies often find uses for tusks."
* Tam o' Shanter- "I feel at the top o' my game!"
* Mosquito- "Blasted bugs! Away with you!"
* Mosquito (held)- "Rather less annoying when captured."
* Mosquito Sack- "Makes things a touch more sanguine."
* Nearby Mosquitoes- "Bah! There are mosquitos about."
* Cave Spider- "Shy little fellow."
* Spitter- "I say! That's rather rude!"
* Batilisk- "I say! They'll drive one batty!"
* Meat Bulb- "Alluring!"
* Fleshy Bulb- "I say! I could plant it!"
* Eyeplant- "Ra-ther! It's quite ghoulish!"
* Slurper- "Rather parasitic."
* Slurper Pelt- "I say! A pelt could be quite useful!"
* Dangling Depth Dweller- "An abseiling arachnid!"
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "That was rather unexpected!"
* Depths Worm (lure)- "I believe it's just a plant."
* Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Rather odd..."
* Ewecus- "I say, that's an ugly creature."
* Steel Wool- "It's quite durable."
====Reign of Giants====
* Varg- "I say! A wild dog!"
* Poison Birchnut Tree (normal & stump)- "I say! That tree has acquired an eyeball!"
* Birchnutter- "I say! That vegetation is mobile!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Crocodog- "Horrifying cur!"
* Yellow Crocodog- "I say, old chap, you can keep your poison!"
* Blue Crocodog- "A cur from the depths."
* Floaty Boaty Knight- "I say! A sea horse!"
* Flup (normal and in ground)- "Eye say!"
* Eyeshot- "Eye say!"
* Pirate Ghost- "I say, old chap! Don't hurt me."
* Poison Mosquito (normal & held)- "Bah! Diseased creatures!"
* Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Has medicinal uses, if I'm not mistaken."
* Snake- "I say! A snake!"
* Poison Snake- "I'd rather not be poisoned, thank you!"
* Snakeskin- "A serpentine artifact."
* Spider Warrior (venomous)- "
* Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "
* Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "
* Sea Hound- "I say! That's an ominous looking dorsal fin."
* Stink Ray- "I say! That's a rather putrid predator!"
* Swordfish- "You'll not run me through!"
* White Whale- "From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
* White Whale Carcass- "Bah! It's rather rank!"
* Dragoon- "Quite fiery, that one."
====Hamlet====
* Ancient Spirit- "A phantasmic porker!"
* Giant Grub- "
* Gnat Swarm- "I do hope they don't bite."
* Hanging Vine- "Quite common in the jungle, I'm afraid."
* Mant Warrior- "I should like to study that chap more."
* Masked Pig- "I say! He's after my money!"
* Swashy Hat- "Certainly a way to hide oneself."
* Bandit Stash Map- "Ah. I do enjoy a good treasure hunt."
* Poison Dartfrog- "A poisonous pollywog!"
* Rabid Beetle- "Virulent vermin!"
* Rabid Beetle- "A rather noisy slumber."
* Rabid Beetle- "It's done for."
* Scorpion- "I say! A stinging seditionist!"
* Scorpion (sleeping)- "Rather careless."
* Scorpion (dead)- "It's been exterminated."
* Snaptooth Seedling- "There's no need for such behaviour!"
* Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "Advantageous."
* Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "It's been cut down."
* Snaptooth Flytrap- "Rather ornery fellow!"
* Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Bah! Not so lively now!"
* Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "I say! That's a relief!"
* Spider Monkey- "I say! An atrocious hybrid!"
* Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "Rather bothersome still."
* Spider Monkey (dead)- "Bad breeding has been snuffed out!"
* Vampire Bat- "Entirely too sanguine for my tastes!"
* Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "I shall endeavor to sneak by."
* Vampire Bat (dead)- "It quite deserved that."
* Pig Skin?- "Rather odd mishmash of bat and pig hide."
* Weevole- "Blasted bugs!"
* Weevole Carapace- "Artifact from those blasted bugs."
===Mobs - Neutral Animals===
====Base Game====
* Beefalo- "I say, that is quite the hide!"
* Beefalo (follower)- "I seem to have picked up a straggler."
* Beefalo (sleeping)- "Lethargic."
* Beefalo (naked)- "Haw haw! It's quite amusing shaved like that."
* Beefalo (domesticated)- "
* Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "
* Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "
* Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "
* Beefalo Wool- "A souvenir."
* Beefalo Horn- "A rather useful trophy."
* Baby Beefalo- "Rather captivating."
* Nearby Bees- "The bees are stirring."
* Bee- "They're rather busy!"
* Killer Bee- "Rather pokey insects."
* Bee (held)- "Its humming is rather tedious."
* Killer Bee (held)- "Captured for future use."
* Stinger- "The artifact from a bee."
* Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Rather curious porcine humanoid."
* Pig (follower)- "I have acquired a party."
* Pig (dead)- "I say!"
* Pig Skin- "Rather useful in many civilizations."
* Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I say! It's an upright cuniculus!"
* Bunny Puff- "A gluteal artifact."
* Koalefant- "I say! That's a rare beast!"
* Winter Koalefant- "I say! That trunk would make a cozy vest."
* Pengull- "They appear quite organized."
* Rock Lobster- "I say! He seems craggy!"
* Slurtle- "Curious, it's shell is an ancient helm!"
* Snurtle- "A well armoured source of slime."
* Slurtle Slime- "Glutinous and illuminating."
* Broken Shell- "Bother! It shattered."
* Shelmet- "I feel rather Grecian."
* Snurtle Shell Armor- "Quite durable!"
* Splumonkey- "I say, throwing poop is rather uncivilized!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Buzzard- "Ah! A carrion bird!"
* Catcoon- "I'm rather wary of those creatures."
* Cat Tail- "A fine memento of the hunt."
* Volt Goat- "I say! I do like those horns."
* Volt Goat (charged)- "Huzzah! A buzzing young buck!"
* Volt Goat Horn- "Rather electrifying!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Blue Whale- "Thar she blows!"
* Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "Bah! It's rather rank!"
* Bottlenose Ballphin- "I wonder if it's friendly."
* Dorsal Fin- "An admirable aquatic artifact."
* Jellyfish (normal & held)- "One hopes they aren't poisonous."
* Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping and follower)- "I say! A producer of sodden manure."
* Horn- "An ivory artifact!"
* Prime Ape- "Ah! The leader of the homin society."
* Wildbore- "I say! This one takes a hirsute form!"
====Hamlet====
* Elder Mandrake- "Rather noisy fellow."
* Hippopotamoose- "A herculean hippo!"
* Hippopotamoose Antler- "Rather grandiose artifact."
* Mant- "I should like to study that chap more."
* Mant (sleeping)- "Completely defenseless."
* Mant (dead)- "Not a surprise."
* Platapine- "Rather prickly fellow."
* Platapine (sleeping)- "I'd rather not wake it."
* Platapine (dead)- "Rather dead at the moment."
* Platapine Quill- "An artifact from those prickly fellows."
* Pog- "Rather happy little creature."
* Royal Guard- "I shall endeavor to behave."
* Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Not a very good sentinel, is he?"
* Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Keeps the peace."
* Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "Rather unsettling sight."
===Mobs - Passive Animals===
====Base Game====
* Butterfly- "A first rate addition to a butterfly collection."
* Butterfly (held)- "One wishes one had a killing jar..."
* Crow- "Ah! A corvus!"
* Redbird- "Rather paltry."
* Snowbird- "Handsome."
* Crow, Redbird, & Snowbird (held)- "A bird in the hand..."
* Jet & Crimson Feather- "A feathered artifact."
* Azure Feather- "A handsome feathered artifact."
* Gobbler- "Rather noisy bird."
* Eye Bone- "Quite an amalgamation."
* Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "I say, is it...sleeping?"
* Eye Bone (ashes)- "The artifact of a captivating bone."
* Chester- "I seem to have picked up a pet."
* Rabbit and Beardling- "I say! Is it rabbiting season?"
* Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Captured!"
* Fireflies- "I should like to capture those."
* Fireflies (held)- "Rather useful, these."
* Mandrake (planted)- "Quite a cacophony!"
* Mandrake (follower)- "Infernal caterwauling!"
* Mandrake (dead)- "More pleasant to be around like this."
* Mandrake (cooked)- "Simple yet satisfying."
* Mandrake (knocked out by)- "I say, I finally have a bit of peace and quiet."
====Reign of Giants====
* Glommer (normal & sleeping)- "I say, old chap, what do you want?"
* Glommer's Flower- "The smell has a bit of an after taste to it."
* Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "The smell isn't nearly as unpleasant now."
* Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "A pity. I should've liked to study that."
* Glommer's Wings- "I rather miss that beast."
* Glommer's Goop- "A bit of messy business."
* Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "I believe a beast is hiding under there."
* Moleworm (aboveground)- "You little rascal..."
* Moleworm (held)- "Huzzah! I've caught it."
====Shipwrecked====
* Bioluminescence- "A rather curious bug!"
* Crabbit and Beardling (normal & held)- "A crustaceous curiousity!"
* Shifting Sands- "Show yourself!"
* Dogfish- "A water cur!"
* Sharkitten- "I'll not fall victim to your endearing eyes!"
* Fishbone- "A rather odd acquisition."
* Fishbone (Packim dead)- "
* Fishbone (ashes)- "
* Packim Baggims- "I seem to have picked up a flying pet."
* Rainbow Jellyfish- "I say! This one's variegated!"
* Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "I say! That's a fine catch!"
* Parrot (normal & held)- "Beatiful plummage."
* Parrot Pirate (normal & held)- "I say! A piratical parrot!"
* Cormorant (normal & held)- "A watery fowl."
* Seagull (normal & held)- "I say! A sea bird."
* Seagull (in water & held)- "I say! A sea bird! On the sea!."
* Toucan (normal & held)- "That beak is quite fascinating."
* Doydoy (normal & held)- "I say! I thought these were hunted to extinction."
* Doydoy Nest- "Where have its occupants run off to?"
* Doydoy Feather- "A feathered artifact."
* Doydoy Egg- "I should cook this up with a rasher of bacon."
* Hatching Doydoy Egg- "Cracking!"
* Fried Doydoy Egg- "A simple meal."
* Baby Doydoy (normal & held)- "Quite naive!"
* Teen Doydoy- "
* Teen Doydoy (held)- "
* Wobster- "Ah! A mid-Atlantic variation if I'm not mistaken."
* Fishermerm- "I say! The member of an amphibious society!"
====Hamlet====
* Banker- "I say, old chap, do you deal in coin?"
* Beautician- "You may leave my mustache alone, thank you!"
* Collector- "I say, old chap, I should like to see your wares."
* Erudite- "I could do with some more esoteric items."
* Farmer- "A pig farmer! Haw haw! That's rich!"
* Florist- "Flowers do offer a bit of refinement to ones life."
* Hatmaker- "I say! You're a rather blithesome creature!"
* Hunter- "Have you any antique weapons perhaps?"
* Mayor Truffleston- "The leader of this pig society."
* Miner- "Ah! A purveyor of minerals."
* Professor- "I say, old chap, what's your secret to long life?"
* Pig Queen- "I should hope no one expects me to bow."
* Shopkeep- "What wares have you today?"
* Usher- "
* Worker- "A pig mechanic! Will wonders never cease?"
* Kingfisher (normal & held)- "A long-beaked lout!
* Kingfisher (sleeping)- "One wonders how it stays upright."
* Kingfisher (dead)- "Quite defeated."
* Parrot (normal & held)- "Hello Mister Polly Parrot!"
* Parrot (sleeping)- "He's quite easily stunned."
* Parrot (dead)- "That is what one calls a dead parrot."
* Pigeon (normal & held)- "Blasted pests!"
* Pigeon (sleeping)- "Bothersome."
* Pigeon (dead)- "Rather dead."
* Dung Beetle- "Too repugnant!"
* Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "It's lost its dung."
* Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "I say! It can sleep anywhere!"
* Dung Beetle (dead)- "Good riddance to bad rubbish!"
* Glowfly- "A phosphorescent fool!"
* Glowfly (sleeping)- "Perhaps I can catch it."
* Glowfly (dead)- "It's been extinguished. Haw haw!"
* Glowfly (cocoon)- "I say! It's undergoing a metamorphosis."
* Pangolden- "A respendent specimen."
* Peagawk- "I say! Eyes!"
* Peagawk (hiding)- "A bush, nothing more."
* Peagawk (sleeping)- "Sleeping with its eyes open. Clever."
* Peagawk (dead)- "Eye say! It's quite dead. Haw haw!"
* Peagawk Plume- "I say, this is a pleasant artifact."
* Piko- "I say! A rabid rodent!"
* Piko (sleeping)- "Ah! Not so squirrelly now."
* Piko (dead)- "Is it tea time yet?"
* Orange Piko- "I'm suddenly striken with a urge for tea."
* Thunderbird- "I say! Rather interesting specimen."
* Thunder Feather- "A rather decorative artifact."
===Mobs - Tallbird family===
====Base Game====
* Tallbird- "A fantastic feathered monstrosity!"
* Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I say! That egg would make a fine breakfast."
* Tallbird Nest (empty)- "It appears all its eggs have hatched."
* Tallbird Egg- "The egg of those marvelous birds."
* Fried Tallbird Egg- "Rather edible."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg- "I say! It appears to be hatching!"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It's rather overheated."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Quite chilly just now."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It's certainly taking its time."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Patience is a virtue."
* Smallbird- "Quite dimunitive."
* Smallbird (hungry)- "Rather thin."
* Smallbird (starving)- "I say! It looks famished!"
* Smallish Tallbird- "A rather youthful fellow."
* Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "A bit peckish."
* Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Quite underfed."
* Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "I say, old chap, you insult me!
===Mobs - Bosses===
====Base Game====
* Treeguard- "I say! He's rather combatative for a conifer!"
* Treeguard (lumpy)- "A rather pitiful pine."
* Spider Queen- "I say! She seems annoyed."
* Spiderhat- "A horrifying hat!"
* Deerclops- "I say! He looks quite irate!"
* Deerclops Eyeball- "A first-rate trophy!"
* Ancient Guardian- "I say! He rather doesn't want me to be here!"
* Guardian's Horn- "A horn from that rather savage beast."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bearger- "I say! You're a big fellow."
* Thick Fur- "And what does one do with this?"
* Moose/Goose- "Huzzah! A rare quarry."
* Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "That is an egg of elephantine proportions."
* Mosling- "Quite charming!"
* Down Feather- "A meager trophy."
* Dragonfly- "I say! You're quite beastly!"
* Scales- "Quite iridescent."
* Lava Spit (hot)- "Quite a choleric bit of fluid!"
* Lava Spit (cool)- "Rather phlegmatic."
====Shipwrecked====
* Palm Treeguard- "That palm tree has made itself portable!"
* Quacken- "I've heard tell of such leviathans!"
* Quacken Tentacle- "To arms!!"
* Chest of the Depths- "Presumably there are treasures within."
* Quacken Beak- "The artifact from a leviathan."
* Sealnado (normal & seal form)- "Quite the weather we're having."
* Sealnado (failed attack)- "
* Turbine Blades- "Ones mind spins at its applications."
* Magic Seal- "Huzzah! It's an artifact of some sort."
* Tiger Shark- "Rather predatory!"
* Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Presumably it grants one the thrill of the fight."
* Shark Gills- "An unusual artifact from a predator."
====Hamlet====
* Pugalisk- "Rather excitable fellow."
* Snake Bone- "Ah. A nice reptilian artifact."
* Petrifying Bones- "I say, this is an interesting animal artifact."
* Pugalisk Skull- "A fine specimen. I should like to study it."
* Queen Womant- "Pity she's so agitated, I should very much like a talk."
* Royal Crown- "These beasts could benefit from my advanced cultural upbringing."
* Ancient Herald- "Appears to be a herald of some sort."
* Dark Tatters- "
* Large Iron Hulk- "
* Infused Iron- "
===Mobs - Other===
====Base Game====
* Maxwell- "Rather arrogant chap."
* Pig King- "Fascinting! I wonder if he'd be open to negotiations."
* Wes (trapped)- "He's been trapped!"
* Abigail- "
====Reign of Giants====
* Bigfoot- "I say! That's alarming!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Well, I can't say I'm glad about that."
* Yaarctopus- "He looks like a gentleman one may barter with."
====Hamlet====
* Maxameleon- "Rather odd fellow."
* BFB (head)- "A rather noticeable cranium."
* BFB (leg)- "
* BFB (tail)- "
===Food - Meats===
====Base Game====
* Egg- "I do enjoy a good egg for breakfast."
* Egg (cooked)- "A competent meal."
* Meat- "I could use this as food!"
* Cooked Meat- "Rather bland without some seasoning."
* Jerky- "A light meal whilst on the hunt."
* Morsel- "Properly prepared it might make for a tea time snack."
* Cooked Morsel- "Would hardly qualify as a snack."
* Small Jerky- "Rather useful for eating while on the move."
* Monster Meat- "Rather grotesque."
* Cooked Monster Meat- "That does not look agreeable."
* Monster Jerky- "Not fit for a civilized gentleman."
* Leafy Meat- "Fascinating! Meat from agriculture."
* Cooked Leafy Meat- "Quaint, but it'll do."
* Drumstick- "A bit of meat in need of cooking."
* Fried Drumstick- "Rather more tasty in this state."
* Fish- "I've caught it!"
* Cooked Fish- "Rather bland, but edible."
* Eel- "A slippery fish."
* Cooked Eel- "Tolerable, but not exquisite."
* Koalefant Trunk & Winter Koalefant Trunk- "He'll not miss it."
* Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I prefer to nose a good whiskey."
* Frog Legs- "A delicacy when cooked."
* Cooked Frog Legs- "Ah yes! Some cuisses de grenouille."
* Batilisk Wing- "Ghastly!"
* Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Rather gamey."
====Shipwrecked====
* Dead Dogfish- "A standard sized fish."
* Dead Swordfish- "Its sword is no use to it now."
* Tropical Fish- "Such beauty!"
* Dead Jellyfish- "Properly conquered."
* Cooked Jellyfish- "Not quite the delicacy one might hope."
* Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "It's been defeated."
* Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Quite a colourful culinary concoction."
* Dried Jellyfish- "Rather...malleable."
* Raw Fish- "I'll not eat it like this."
* "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "The strange artifact of a stranger civilization."
* Fish Steak- "Rather bland, but edible."
* Fish Morsel- "Almost not worth preparing."
* Cooked Fish Morsel- "I'll save this for tea."
* Limpets- "One can find food anywhere, I suppose."
* Cooked Limpets- "Barely edible."
* Mussel- "I do enjoy a good steamed mussel."
* Cooked Mussel- "Moderately enjoyable."
* Roe- "I say! They are rather fetid, aren't they."
* Cooked Roe- "I should enjoy these as a nice caviar."
* Neon Quattro- "Huzzah! I'll be eating you soon enough."
* Cooked Neon Quattro- "I suppose it is better than eating it raw."
* Pierrot Fish- "Huzzah! I've caught a quarry."
* Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Adequate, but certainly not a culinary masterpiece."
* Purple Grouper- "I say! You'll make a fine dinner."
* Cooked Purple Grouper- "One really should expand ones diet with some flavouring."
* Shark Fin- "A fine dorsal artifact."
* Dead Wobster- "I do believe a lobster dinner is in order."
* Delicious Wobster- "I do rather enjoy lobster."
* Bile-Covered Slop- "I say! Rather too choleric for human consumption."
* Dragoon Heart- "Quite a bit of meat on this."
====Hamlet====
* Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Rather too venomous at the moment."
* Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "I have doubts the poison has left."
* Gummy Slug- "A gelatinous gnat."
* Cooked Gummy Slug- "Really! Am I so destitute?"
===Food - Fruits===
====Base Game====
* Berries- "Rather elementary. But perhaps one can add them to a recipe."
* Roasted Berries- "A touch better than eating them raw."
* Cave Banana- "I'll not eat it straight from the tree like that."
* Cooked Cave Banana- "I do enjoy a nice cooked banana."
* Dragon Fruit- "Rather more bland than it looks."
* Prepared Dragon Fruit- "A touch more tasty like this."
* Durian- "Bah! Odious fruit."
* Extra Smelly Durian- "Still odious but a touch more palatable."
* Pomegranate- "A seedy fruit."
* Sliced Pomegranate- "Archaic, but edible."
====Reign of Giants====
* Watermelon- "Quite enticing. But would be better cooked."
* Grilled Watermelon- "Ahh... a delightful treat."
====Shipwrecked====
* Banana- "I'll not eat it straight from the tree like that."
* Cooked Banana- "I do enjoy a nice cooked banana."
* Coconut- "Quite mundane."
* Halved Coconut- "Would make a fine ingredient for a proper meal."
* Roasted Coconut- "Exotic taste but a touch plebeian."
* Coffee Beans- "Ah. Beans from the Arabia."
* Roasted Coffee Beans- "Quite an invigorating smell."
===Food - Vegetables===
====Base Game====
* Carrot- "I rather prefer them roasted."
* Roasted Carrot- "Ahh. Good for the digestion."
* Corn- "A nice corn dish would go great with dinner."
* Popcorn- "Quite extraordinary!"
* Eggplant- "Rather in need of roasting."
* Braised Eggplant- "A bit of roasted vegetable is good for ones innards."
* Pumpkin- "A stable vegetable."
* Hot Pumpkin- "Hearty."
* Red Cap- "Rather dangerous to mess with this fungus."
* Cooked Red Cap- "Rather unsound to consume."
* Green Cap- "A strange irrational fungus."
* Cooked Green Cap- "Consuming cooked mushrooms is a tad more level headed."
* Blue Cap- "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious."
* Cooked Blue Cap- "Quite intoxicating."
* Glow Berry- "I say, this is a curious piece of fruit."
* Lichen- "Rather prefer these cooked."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cactus Flesh- "It will need to be properly prepared, of course."
* Cooked Cactus Flesh- "A fair meal, but one can do better."
* Cactus Flower- "I say! This would be exquisite in a salad."
====Shipwrecked====
* Seaweed- "Quite sodden."
* Roasted Seaweed- "Palatable, but just barely."
* Dried Seaweed- "Serves a purpose."
* Sweet Potato (planted)- "Germinating on schedule."
* Sweet Potato- "A savory sweet."
* Cooked Sweet Potato- "Quite filling but it could do with a touch of seasoning."
====Hamlet====
* Aloe- "Is one expected to eat it raw?"
* Cooked Aloe- "One must make do."
* Asparagus- "One must always eat one's vegetables."
* Cooked Asparagus- "Rather pungent smell."
* Bean Bugs- "A bug bean."
* Cooked Bean Bugs- "One hopes one is above eating such things."
* Lotus Flower- "One must make time for beauty."
* Cooked Lotus Root- "Quite a pleasant taste."
* Nettle- "Ah! Clears ones sinuses."
* Radish- "Perhaps one can add it to a salad."
* Cooked Radish- "A vegetable side dish."
* Tuber- "Doesn't look ripe at all."
* Fried Tuber- "Still rather inedible."
* Blooming Tuber- "Ripe enough to eat."
* Fried Blooming Tuber- "I prefer something a little more sophisticated."
===Food - Crock Pot===
====Base Game====
* Bacon and Eggs- "Eggs and a rasher of bacon does improve ones constitution."
* Butter Muffin- "An ornate bit of baking."
* Dragonpie- "Pie for desert. How urbane!"
* Fishsticks- "A bit of refined food."
* Fish Tacos- "Quite worldly."
* Fist Full of Jam- "Ahh. Like grand-mama used to make."
* Froggle Bunwich- "Thank goodness for the Earl's invention."
* Fruit Medley- "A wide assortment of fruit."
* Honey Ham- "A proper meal for the properly civilized."
* Honey Nuggets- "A sweet treat."
* Kabobs- "Meat on a stick. What a novel idea!"
* Mandrake Soup- "Invigorating!"
* Meatballs- "Ahh. A proper meal."
* Meaty Stew- "Quite hardy."
* Monster Lasagna- "I prefer my meals sans hair, thank you."
* Pierogi- "Quite savory."
* Powdercake- "Bah! It's barely fit for an animal!"
* Pumpkin Cookies- "I say! What a treat!"
* Ratatouille- "A proper meal."
* Stuffed Eggplant- "Quite delectable."
* Taffy- "I do enjoy a bit of toffee."
* Turkey Dinner- "I should like this with some figgy pudding."
* Unagi- "I say! Rather enjoyable when prepared this way."
* Waffles- "A Belgian delicacy!"
* Wet Goop- "Bah! Quite inedible."
====Reign of Giants====
* Flower Salad- "Nothing like a salad to invigorate ones soul."
* Guacamole- "A tad zesty."
* Ice Cream- "I say, this is a bit of a treat."
* Melonsicle- "A fine saccharine delicacy."
* Spicy Chili- "Ho ho! That is quite piquant!"
* Trail Mix- "Good for the constitution."
====Shipwrecked====
* Banana Pop- "One must remember to treat oneself occasionally."
* Bisque- "Quite refined."
* California Roll- "A rather tasty exotic meal."
* Ceviche- "Fit for a gentleman."
* Coffee- "I prefer tea."
* Jelly-O Pop- "A properly prepared popsicle."
* Lobster Bisque- "Quite delightful!"
* Lobster Dinner- "A meal for sophisticates such as myself."
* Seafood Gumbo- "A miscellany of magnificence!"
* Shark Fin Soup- "I say! I rather enjoy eating this."
* Surf 'n' Turf- "Ahh. Nothing like the classics."
* Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Reminds me of vacationing in French countryside."
* Monster Tartare- "Bah! A gentleman has his standards!"
* Mussel Bouillabaise- "Ah! A fine meal fit for a gentleman such as myself."
* Sweet Potato Souffle- "I say! This meal is rather yammy!"
* Caviar- "One must indulge in the finer things to keep up ones spirits."
* Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Rather refined bit of dinner, if I do say so myself."
====Hamlet====
* Asparagus Soup- "I do enjoy a bit of soup."
* Feijoada- "One must endure, one supposes."
* Gummy Cake- "A chewy confection."
* Hard Shell Tacos- "Really! One must have standards."
* Iced Tea- "Quite exhilarating."
* Nettle Rolls- "Quite a nice way to make the medecine go down."
* Snake Bone Soup- "A sufficient broth."
* Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Quite a bit of kick to this!"
* Steamed Ham Sandwich- "I should like steamed clams better."
* Tea- "Ah. A nice cup of tea."
===Food - Other===
====Base Game====
* Seeds- "I should plant these."
* Carrot Seeds- "It would behoove me to plant this in a garden."
* Corn Seeds- "I do enjoy growing corn."
* Dragon Fruit Seeds- "I should plant these."
* Durian Seeds- "Seeds of the odious fruit."
* Eggplant Seeds- "I should like to plant these."
* Pomegranate Seeds- "This will grow some pomegranates."
* Pumpkin Seeds- "Seeds for a pumpkin."
* Toasted Seeds- "Barely suitable for tea time."
* Honey- "Nectar of the gods!"
* Butterfly Wings- "Charming!"
* Butter- "A dab of butter makes it better."
* Rot- "Blast! It's gone bad!"
* Rotten Egg- "Odious!"
* Phlegm- "Quite!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Roasted Birchnut- "Ah, a cooked snack."
* Electric Milk- "Invigorating!"
* Watermelon Seeds- "Watermelon would make a fine treat."
====Shipwrecked====
* Blubber- "Gelatinous fuel."
* Brainy Matter- "Haw! What a clever rock."
* Sweet Potato Seeds- "I should plant these."
====Hamlet====
* Clippings- "Really! Does one have to keep everything?"
* Cooked Seed Pod- "
* Flytrap Stalk- "A rather useful hunting trophy."
* Nectar- "
* Magic Water- "Rather looks like a seed."
* Aloe Seeds- "
* Asparagus Seeds- "
* Radish Seeds- "
* Tuber Seeds- "
===Misc Items===
====Base Game====
* Blueprint- "This shall be put to good use."
* Gears- "Rather practical for clockwork contraptions."
* Ashes- "Rather ashen."
* Ashes of item- "Bah! There's nothing left to study!"
* Red Gem- "A torrid gem."
* Blue Gem- "Chilling beauty."
* Yellow Gem- "Looks like a bit of amber."
* Green Gem- "Huzzah! A jade jackpot!"
* Orange Gem- "I say! This gem appears quite valuable."
* Beard Hair- "I say, this is boorish!"
* Manure- "I say! That's repugnant."
* Guano- "My word!"
* Melty Marbles- "I didn't lose them after all. Haw Haw!"
* Fake Kazoo- "What sort of artifact is this?"
* Gord's Knot- "Looks rather Phrygian!"
* Gnome- "A gnomatic artifact."
* Tiny Rocketship- "What kind of artifact is this?"
* Frazzled Wires- "If there were a trading post I could trade this for something."
* Ball and Cup- "Haw haw! What fun!"
* Hardened Rubber Bung- "I should like a nice soak in the tub."
* Mismatched Buttons- "I've no need for buttons, but I suppose someone might."
* Second-hand Dentures- "What a chattering artifact!"
* Lying Robot- "The artifact of a miniature automaton!"
* Dessicated Tentacle- "A cephalopodic artifact!"
* Dwarf Star- "An illuminating artifact!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Webber's Skull- "Alas, poor... Yorick?"
* Bone Shards- "I prefer to study whole bones."
* Old Bell Blueprint- "I say, this looks rather deadly!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Venom Gland- "Quite useful on one's scrapes and bruises."
* Dubloons- "Nothing like having a bit of coin in one's pocket."
* Hail- "Now really! One should clean up after oneself."
* Message in a Bottle- "Thank goodness! I was afraid the mail wasn't getting through."
* Spoiled Fish- "Rather putrid."
* Snake Oil- "I'll not be fooled again!"
* Harpoon- "
* Trident- "Rather classical weapon."
* Peg Leg- "Really! This is hardly treasure."
* Orange Soda- "A tin canister?!"
* Voodoo Doll- "The artifact of some ancient culture, no doubt!"
* Ukulele- "A rather musical treasure."
* License Plate- "Ancient script perhaps?"
* Ancient Vase- "A pity it's been broken."
* Brain Cloud Pill- "Absolutely mind-boggling."
* Wine Bottle Candle- "A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax."
* Broken AAC Device- "An automaton not fit for the sea."
* One True Earring- "Quite a treasure!"
* Old Boot- "I'm afraid it's not my style."
* Sextant- "A civilized tool!"
* Toy Boat- "I have doubts as to its seaworthiness."
* Soaked Candle- "A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax."
* Sea Worther- "An automaton not fit for the sea."
* Iron Key- "I say! This has got to unlock something!"
* Bone Key- "I've found the key! To... something!"
* Golden Key- "I shall have to discover the lock."
* Tarnished Crown- "I say! I wonder whom this belongs to."
====Hamlet====
* Oinc- "This puts my mind at ease."
* Tenpiece Oinc- "I do admit, I prefer a bit of coin in my pocket."
* Centapiece Oinc- "
* Executive Hammer- "Rather speeds up civil engineering."
* Lost Idol- "It appears to be some sort of idol."
* Lost Totem- "Huzzah! A relic of the ancient pig civilization."
* Relic Fragment- "A curious muse to pick. Haw haw!"
* The Blue Sow- "
* The Jeweled Truffle- "
* Pherostone- "Huzzah! Rather makes communication easier."
* Alloy- "I say! That's useful."
* Chitin- "Rather inferior quality."
* Stalking Stick- "I say! This makes walking quite a bit easier."
* Deed of home ownership- "Finally, some civility."
* Regal Scepter- "I am more deserving of this than most."
* Royal Gallery Key- "One wonders what it unlocks."
* Key to the City- "The means to build one's own civilization."
* Queen Malfalfa- "I should like to study this."
* Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Perhaps I could send one back to the Polymathic Society."
* Can of Silly String- "I say! Rather odd artifact to find hereabouts."
* Noxious Cloud- "I say! I'll certainly keep clear of that."
===Adventure Mode===
====Base Game====
* Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Quite refined."
* Divining Rod- "A sophisticated bit of equipment."
* Divining Rod (cold)- "Barely transmitting a hum."
* Divining Rod (warm)- "The quarry is near!"
* Divining Rod (warmer)- "I'm quite close!"
* Divining Rod (hot)- "It's around here somewhere!"
* Divining Rod Holder- "Looks rather sophisticated."
* Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "I'm afraid it needs a key to work."
* Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It's functioning!"
* Maxwell's Door- "Always up for a bit of adventure."
* Maxwell's Phonograph- "I prefer a robust military march."
* Maxwell's Light- "Curious device."
* Maxwell Statue- "Harrumph. A man not worthy of a statue, if you ask me."
* Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Harrumph. Rather gauche."
* Sick Worm Hole- "I say, it looks a little under the weather."
* Nightmare Lock- "I shall have to locate the key!"
* Nightmare Throne- "A tad grandiose for my taste."
* Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "Rather ghoulish."
* Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "I say, she's rather grisly."
* Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "A ghastly automaton."
===Announcements===
====Base Game====
* Generic- "It seems I'm not able."
* Failed Adventure Mode- "You have bested me, sir!"
* Freedom- "Unfettered at last!"
* Freezing- "A tad chilly out, don't you think?"
* Battlecry- "Huzzah! To arms!"
* Battlecry (prey)- "I shall eat well tonight!"
* Battlecry (Pig)- "I shall defend my honour!"
* Battlecry (Spider)- "Prepare to meet your doom!"
* Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "For King and Country!"
* Leaving combat- "I'll live to fight another day!"
* Leaving combat (prey)- "I grant you one more day of life."
* Leaving combat (Pig)- "Rather prefer to keep my skin!"
* Leaving combat (Spider)- "Rather more interested in survival, thank you!"
* Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Run away! Run away!"
* Activated a Bee Mine- "The bees are stirring."
* Dusk- "I say, I'd best set up camp."
* Entering light- "Rather more pleasant in the light."
* Entering darkness- "Blasted dark! I can't see!"
* Doing things in the dark- "One can't see in this!"
* Failed to do something- "It seems I'm not able."
* Failed to craft something- "Bah! What could I be missing...?"
* Failed to give something- "
* Trying to sleep during the day- "Plenty of time for sleep tonight."
* Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Neither the time nor the place for sleep."
* Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'll sleep after a proper meal."
* Trying to sleep near monsters- "Bah! No time for sleep. I need my wits about me."
* Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Seems a bit preoccupied just now."
* Trying to give item to a dead mob- "A bit too late for gifts, I'm afraid."
* Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Perhaps when they're awake."
* Not enough fertilizer- "Bah! I'm afraid it requires more manure."
* Hounds are coming- "There are beasts lurking..."
* Depths Worms are coming- "A creature from the depths!"
* Boss is coming- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
* Inventory full- "I'm afraid I can't carry a single thing more."
* Can't rummage (generic)- "Harrumph. I'm not doing that."
* Can't store (generic/full)- "No more room, I'm afraid."
* Can't store (invalid item)- "It's not the proper place for that."	
* Can't bundle (no items)- "Rather devoid of things to wrap at the moment."
* Can't cook (generic)- "Mastery of the culinary arts occasionally eludes me."
* Can't cook (too far)- "Perhaps if I'm a bit closer..."
* Can't draw (no subject)- "I need some sort of reference."
* Can't shave (generic)- "Not possible, I'm afraid."
* Can't shave (nothing left)- "I'm afraid there's nothing left."
* Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I'd likely have better luck when it's more lethargic."
* Can't write on sign (generic)- "I'll not scribble a word on that!"
* Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "It's rather busy at the moment."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "Rather difficult to do that right now!"
* Unable to build structure (mounted)- "I'm afraid I can't reach that far."
* Eating- "Exquisite!"
* Eating (stale food)- "Not the most savory meal."
* Eating (spoiled food)- "Horrid!"
* Eating (painful food)- "I'd best avoid that in the future."
* Hungry- "I'm feeling rather peckish."
* Triggered trap- "Huzzah! A trap has sprung!"
* Torch out- "My blasted torch went out!"
* Pricked- "Egad! That smarts!"
* Object broken, fixable- "Should be easy enough to repair."
* Earthquake- "A slight tremblor."
====Reign of Giants====
* Lightning miss- "Egads! That was close."
* Overheating- "This heat is sweltering."
* Tree Shelter- "Ah. The tree cover provides some respite."
* Wetness (low)- "It's quite sodden."
* Wetness (medium)- "A touch drizzly today."
* Wetness (high)- "Quite the downpour..."
* Wetness (highest)- "I'm drenched!"
* Dropping tool while wet- "Well, that got away from me."
* Smoldering Item- "
* Burnt- "I say! That's a tad singed."
* Giant arrival- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
* Trying to sleep on fire- "Now is not the time for slumber."
====Shipwrecked====
* Volcano eruption- "Well there's a bit of excitement!"
* Sea Hounds are coming- "I don't like the looks of that dorsal fin."
* Crocodogs are coming- "There are beasts lurking..."
* Sealnado is coming- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
* Map border approaching- "The fog is rather thick today."
* Entering map border- "I seem to have gotten lost."
* Exiting map border- "At last the fog has lifted. But where am I now?"
* Riding wave- "That was a bit of luck."
* Boat losing durability- "Gadzooks! I'm taking on water!"
* Boat leak- "Well this is a predicament..."
* Boat sinking- "The end is nigh!"
* Trawl Net full- "The trawl is full of treasure."
* Crabbit escape- "The quarry has escaped!"
* Wrong world- "Bah! I cannot reach these ancient treasures!"
====Hamlet====
* Can't buy item (generic)- "It appears it's not for sale."
* Can't buy item (not enough money)- "I haven't the funds for that. How embarrassing."
* Cannot enter building (generic)- "I say, let me in!"
* Cannot enter building (locked)- "Seems I need to unlock it somehow."
* Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "I say! This is not local real estate."
* Coughing- "Koff! Koff! Harrumph!"
* Digging in Dung Pile-
** "Quite!"
** "I say!"
** "Loathsome bit of business!"
* Fog appearing- "This {item} is sweltering."
* Hay Fever starting- "Bah! I'm rather congested."
* Hay Fever ending- "Huzzah! My sinuses have cleared!"
* Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
** "That hide is too thick!"
** "Nary a crack!"
** "Bah! What am I doing wrong?"
* Putting on Living Artifact- "Huzzah!"
* Sneezing- "Ah...CHOO!"
* Vampire Bats are coming- "Flying beasts! I've no quarrel with you!"
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomplishment- "An amusement of some sort."
* Accomplishment completed- "A feat sure to make the annals of the Gentleman's Club!"
===Unimplemented===
* Maxwell's Head- "Harrumph. Bigheaded blowhard."
* Deadly Feast- "A macabre meal."
* Skull Chest- "What morbid treasures are contained within?"
* Golden Pitchfork- "A rather elegant tool for groundwork."
* Boat- "Its seaworthiness is questionable."
* Home- "Ahh... Base camp."
* Sunk Boat- "I say! That voyage took a nasty turn."
* Lava Pit- "I say! It's a lava pit."
* Lava Pit (normal)- "I say! It's a pit of lava!"
* Lava Pit (low)- "Not as scorching as one might expect."
* Lava Pit (out)- "It's cooled."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "It's emitting a buzzing sound."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Bah! There are mosquitoes about."
* Tree Clump- "I'm afraid the way is blocked."
* Pig Tent- "Rather pungent habitation."
* Poison Frog- "You'll not poison me!"
* Peacock- "Rather immodest fellow."
* Mr. Skittish- "I say! There's something in the depths!"
* Swimming Horror- "Rather horrifying!"
* Beach Turf- "Rather gritty."
* Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "I'd rather not."
* Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Quite a roaring fire, that."
* COFFEEBOT- "A coffee making automaton. How clever!"
* WOODLEGSSAIL- "Rather unique sail. One wonders if it belongs to someone."
* BIGFISHINGROD- "This will catch a 'wopper'."
* SNAKE_FIRE- "Rather fiery attitude on this one."
* PIKE_SKULL- "Really! That is quite barbaric!"
* Baby Water Beefalo- "I say! It's rather charming!"
* Chicken- "A fowl fellow!"
* Chicken (sleeping)- "It sleeps standing up!"
* Chicken (dead)- "Didn't put up much of a fight."
* Peep Hen- "Foolish fowl!"
* Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Yawn."
* Peep Hen (dead)- "Quite dead."
* Snapdragon- "A rabid root!"
* Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Perhaps one might be able to sneak by..."
* Snapdragon (dead)- "Bah! Almost too easy."
* Zeb- "A striped stooge!"
* Zeb (sleeping)- "Unaware and unarmed. Haw haw!"
* Zeb (dead)- "I shall contact the glue factory."
===Removed===
====Base Game====
* Ice Box- "Every civilized person should have one."
====Shipwrecked====
* Cargo Boat- "A ship worthy of the East India Company."
* Trawl Net (detached)- "I rather prefer more invigorating forms of hunting."
* Dorsal Fin- "An admirable artifact to show off ones sea conquests." [sic]
====Hamlet====
* Lamp Post (on)- "These pigs do like to act civilized, don't they?"
* Town House- "How Lovely!"
* The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah! A place for some refined food."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could do with a bit of grooming."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A place of ornamentation."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ah! A rather occultish bent to this establishment."
* Seed Pod- "A fine tea tree artifact."
* Iron Hulk (head)- "I say, that's a curious sight!"
* Iron Hulk (hand)- "Seems part of a whole."
* Iron Hulk (foot)- "Rather missing the rest of it."
* Snaptooth Seedling- "I say! There's no need for such behaviour!"
* Pog- "What a jaunty little fellow."
== Trivia ==
* His quote for Webber's Skull ("Alas, poor... Yorick?") is directly referencing a quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet.
* His quote for Cargo Boat used to be "A ship worthy of the East India Company.", which mentions the East India Company.
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