Fartmistress Tamika

Fartmistress Tamika by Dan Dee is a (fanmade, fanfictional) battery-powered stuffed doll. She wears a green gown with cream-coloured satin gloves; she also has a cobalt blue sash that reads "Fartmistress" in golden glitter and an emerald tiara. When her hand is held, she vibrates while making a flatulence noise, then her cheeks light up as if she's blushing while delivering a whacky line; she was sold from 2007-2009 at KB, Zellers, Party Packagers, Target, Walmart and KB.
== Her Farts and Phrases ==
# (Freeeeep!) Smell my posterior perfume!
# (Wheeeeek!) Inhale the lovely aroma of my royal heiney!
# (Flubbety!) That's just me, proving that princesses pass gas, too!
# (Shiggety-burple!) Whoops, I think I soiled my dress!
# (Glubbety!) I hereby decree that flatulence shall rule the kingdom of comedy!
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