Nelson Murphy

"No, Stop!" 
== The Man, the Legend ==
thumb|220px|From left to right: Bart, Marge, Santa's Little Helper (dog), Maggie, Homer, Lisa, and Snowball II (cat).
Nelson is a relatively unimportant fragment of the withering husk known as the "Group Chat." Found near a crop circle, Nelson was born ex nihilo with severe Health complications preventing him from living a normal life.
== Podcast ==
Imitating his adoptive father, Chris Hardwick, Nelson attempted many times at podcasting. His first attempt was "Forgotten 3D" featuring convicted felon and convicted friend, Sam Thomas. Later he would go on the Beast Budz podcast. 
== Early Life ==
Nelson was often neglected as a child so he took up many other hobbies. He locked up small animals that he would perform primitive scientific experiments on. He is currently locked in a state penitentiary. In his spare time in prison, he has started a Madness Fan Club, for he is the #1 madness fan. Unfortunately, the prison already had a Madness fan club, which was started by a chapter of Aryan brotherhood. Murphy, wanted to be top dog, killed these men in their sleep, all whilst humming to himself, "ndit ndit ndit ndit." 
UPDATE: Nelson has escaped and is on the loose. He is armed and considered a threat. Use all necessary force to take him down.
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