Firestar

Firestar eats endless amounts of hot Cheetos to keep his complication up.
==Biography==
===The Life of a Kitty Robot===
Firestar started out as a prototype called Rusty 1.0, who was made by the factory workers Nutmeg and Jake, who is a known pan cat. When Rusty 1.0 was a very young kitteh robot, one of the workers rewired him in his sleep, and he wandered out into the forest, much to the dismay of his robot friend, Smudge 1.5.8.4.3.9.7.2, who is a very fat and unstable prototype. Anyway, when Rusty 1.0 went into the forest, Bluedrunk, who was going on a drunken stomping around Twolegplace, she saw Rusty 1.0 and asked him to join ThunderClan, which Rusty 1.0 called ThunderClan 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.0.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1, one of the most unstable prototypes because everyone in it is mentally ill, except for the Nite Owls. Anyway... Rusty 1.0 was taken back to ThunderClan by Bluedrunk, Lionheart, and Tigerclaw, all of who Rusty 1.0 added very large amounts of numbers. When they got to ThunderClan, Longtail, the best robot destroyer in ThunderClan, saw that he was actually a robot and tried to destroy him, but the same worker that rewired him in his sleep gave him lazas. Rusty 1.0 nearly PWNED Longtail with his lazas, and Bluedrunk had Goldenflower the mechanic rewire Rusty 1.0 to call himself Firepaw 1.5. When he was made a warrior, Goldenflower rewired him again to call himself Fireheart 3.5, and later again when he became deputy to call himself Fireheart 3.5.5. Finally, Goldenflower rewired him for the last time when he became leader, so he would call himself Firestar 5.0. Now, let’s back track a bit... When Fireheart 3.5 got his first apprentice, he called her Cinderpaw 1.0, but when that darned monster hit her, he called her Cinderpaw 2.0. When he got Cloudtail as his apprentice, he called him Cloudpaw 1.5.7, because the little boy didn’t believe in StarClan. When Bramblestar was born, Fireheart got freaked out by him and Goldenflower had to rewire him to see The Devil In Diapers as a friend. Therefore, when a fire raged through the camp later, Fireheart 3.5.5 (or just 3.5) saved him instead of letting Baby Murderface get PWNED. When he got Bramblepaw as his apprentice, Firestar 5.0 (I believe he was leader) dubbed him Bramblepaw 3.0, just because he’s obsessed with prototypes. And oil. When Bluedrunk tried to give him a life for loving vodka, his robot defense systems blocked it (Goldenflower had probably retired by then, so she couldn’t rewire him) and Bluedrunk had to give him a life for the love of oil instead.
=== Life in the worst best Clan ever ===
Spottedleaf fell instantly in love with him, though Sandpaw would take a bit of buttering up. Longnottornear was angry and forgot that he, a stupid and ugly tom cannot compete with the so brave, handsome, perfect, intelligent and cool tom. So he got into a fight with Rusty and lost his ear. 
== Actual Thing (i dunno what to call this :/) ==
Firestar was a leader of ThunderClan in the dumb ol' Forest Territories. He was born to Jake, a pan cat, and Nutmeg, some hot babe kitty robot. He joined ThunderClan in hoped of being an Ultimate Pwner, and thus was renamed Firepaw. His mentors before Bluedrunk were Whitestorm, a Nite Owl, and Tiggyclaw. He earned his warrior name along with Graystrip, otherwise known as The Old Fart. However, little Ravenpaw, whos a brave cat whatever you guys say, went to live with his *cough*partner*cough* (no kiddin it says it here, meaning we literally have a gay couple. Also same with Jake and Tallstar. No kidding, again. I have literally read somewhere that Tallstar will always refer to Jake as "his Jake")
AHEM
Lets get back on topic, shall we? Anyway, Fireheart gets his PWNER name for saving kits from some ShadowClan dude named Clawface. 
Anyway, Fireheart got his first apprentice, Cinderpelt. He tried to teach her how to become an Ultimate Pwner, but Tigerclaw,high on Bluedrunk's vodka, tried to kill the drunk leader, resulting in Cinderpelt's leg getting PWNED. Sooooooo, she became a med cat. Also, she had a crush on Firestar. Literally. No joke, read it here .) Anyway, he later got an apprentice of Cloudtail, who Princess, a worker at the kitty-robot factory, gave to Fireheart so he could become a PWNER. At first, ThunderClan did not want Cloudtail, but they grew to kinda like the tom. 
Anyway, Fireheart got an apprentice of Cloudtail *yawn* I already said that, I know... talk abou deja vu! Fireheart even tried to teach the little kitty robot to shoot lazas, but that didn't really work out.... while shooting lazas, Cloudpaw (or was he Cloudtail by then?) set the ThunderClan camp on fire, PWNING an elder or two and Yellowfang, and also neary PWNING Nightmarekit, otherwise known as Bramblestar. (Moonkitti came up with that lol). 
Anyway.... eventually, Tiggyclaw led rogues into ThunderClan's camp.... he tried to kill Bluedrunk... Fireheart, or Uncle Flamethrower (known as that to Cloudtail), became leader. And not too long later, he became Firestar after Bluedrunk was so high on vodka she jumped into the gorge (no, not SkyClan's gorge), and died. Firestar made The Old Fart his deputy (during the Big Barbecue Battle, after Whitestorm was PWNED; more on that later). 
Probaby a year later, Tiggyclaw, newly dubbed Tiggystar, (or did that happen before Bluedrunk died?) tried to PWN everyone, and his means of doing so was inviting Scourge and BloodClan to his birthday party, although Scourge PWNED him in one hit, also takin' all nine lives, then threw a pizza party with Tiggstar's guts as toppings. (Doesn't it say that is Scourge's article? What is with the deja vu?) Anyway, BloodClan and the Clans had a big fight about pepperoni vs hawaiin pizza, resulting in Scourge getting PWNED, Whitestorm, the last Nite Owl, getting PWNED, and Bone getting PWNED by a bunch of teens. 
After that, Firestar and Sandstorm became mates, journeyed to find SkyClan, only to have to rebuild it from scratch, resulting in the hot messes of Leafstar, Echosong, Billystorm, and whoever else. 
Then they had the two hot messes, Leafpool and Squirrelflight. (Deja vu once again, my friends).
Awhile later, when the Twolegs came with their John Deere tractors (Moonkitti reference), after the craziness with the Tribe and all that drama with Squirreldumbo, Brambledoofus, Feathersweetie, Stormguy, Crowemoman, and Tawnyweirdo going to find Midnight and all that jazz, Firestar led the clans out of the only home they had ever known, (buh bai, SkyClan :P) he led them to the Lake Territories. 
*Yawn* its 10:06 where I am when I wrote this... While Graystrip had vanished due to the Twolegs taking him, Firestar made the worst choice ever: making Brambleclaw his deputy. *Yawn* some things happened... Mudclaw... Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Hollyuseless, three blazing hot disasters, were born... Then he died and Brambleclaw... well just go his article and look at the bottom of the page... its 10:20 where I am when I wrote this... bye now, friends. Feel free to add on if you wish.
certainly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Firestar is the smelliest silliest stinkiest leader to ever walk the earth and just wants to show sandystormy his true self: a crusty musty dusty rusty ipad kid that goes around shouting screeching skibidi toilet rizz stop the cap griddy all the way and has no friends 
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