Hondor Shillelagh

Demigod of Beauty. 
               Hondor Shillelagh was born from the Goddess Enya through lesbian sex and was confined to her realm until he broke free with the help of a demon and helped found the first mortal Kingdom, Faktumberg. Born with an intrinsic understanding of beauty, he created the Hondorchid, a beautiful flower that looks like glass and can get you high. 
               Once free from the control of his mother, Hondor took a male role model in the form of the Unsatisfier, an obese sacrificial religious icon. He rules the Kingdom of Faktumberg with an iron fist, listening exclusively to the Loremaster class, which contains exclusively philosophers and scholars.