Episode 0695

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Luis leaves the Fix-it Shop to deliver a radio and notices a sign on Oscar's trash can that reads: "OSCAR'S BREAK-IT SHOP." Oscar explains that with his new business he intends to break items that already work. He offers Luis a job: to fix things for Oscar to break. ("How's that for cooperation, there?") Luis "considers it" and leaves.
 	SCENE 1 cont'd	Moments later a deliveryman arrives, lugging a giant piece of rope behind him. Oscar is amazed to see that on the other end of the rope is an actual ocean liner! He wonders if he gets to break it, but the deliveryman hands Oscar a champagne bottle to smash against the bow of the ship. Oscar christens the S.S. Sesame Street, which takes off with the deliveryman in tow.
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	Alice Braithwaite Goodyshoes displays a G, for "good." She gets kissed by a monster, who says, "Gee, that was good!"
 	Animation 	Sand G/g
 	Film 	Footage of a city neighborhood; includes shots of a sno-cone vendor.Singer: "¡Linda paloma!"
 	Cartoon 	Batman and Robin attempt to capture the Joker, but also teach a lesson about crossing the street safely. Holy manhole!
 	Cast 	Luis looks for the SALIDA in a brick room.
 	Cartoon 	A boy passes by various signs before reaching the SALIDA.
 	Film 	A woman asks a boy how a glass of milk was spilled on the table, so the boy offers several outlandish scenarios before telling her the truth: it was him.
 	Muppets 	
 	Film 	Sesame Street Animal Films: The snouts, tails and bodies of pigs, with a soundtrack of pigs squealing.
 	SCENE 2 	Susan and Gordon go to Oscar's Break-It Shop to have their wooden board broken. Oscar separates the rectangular board, karate-style, into two squares, with one square being divided further into two triangles. Susan thanks Oscar for the help, but Oscar retaliates for the compliment by busting one of the pieces to smithereens. ("I'll shape it into a battleship!" he exclaims.)
 	Cartoon 	Jazz #9
 	Film 	The Mad Painter #9
 	Muppets 	Grover and George sing "Two G Sounds."
 	Celebrity 	Lorne Greene and the Bonanza cast subtract two horses from three horses to equal one horse. (reversed image)
 	Cartoon 	A penguin repeats the rhythms of the sounds it hears, which include a drum, a door knock, a saw and a typewriter.Artists: The Hubleys
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "Eating" while animals eat.
 	Cartoon 	A goat discusses the letter "G". A man comes by to also talk about G, but rather than point out that "goat" is a G word, he observes the grass. Disgusted, the goat butts the man out of the way.
 	Cartoon 	A gorilla who knows G words applies for a job.
 	Muppets 	
 	SCENE 3 	Luis shows Maria and the kids the trash can-shaped piñata he made to celebrate the Break-It Shop's grand opening. Oscar gets out his baseball bat and Maria blindfolds him, and soon Oscar tears into the piñata, which showers junk and confetti everywhere.
 	Cartoon 	A man pushes up a lazy UP.
 	Cartoon 	Boy and the UP balloons
 	Cast 	Maria sings "Three Whipped Cream Pies on the Wall" (which she eventually gets pelted with).
 	Cartoon 	A boy leads his sister up and down a staircase.Artist: Cliff Roberts
 	Muppets 	Roosevelt Franklin Elementary School: Roosevelt Franklin has his students stand up and sit down to learn about the opposites.
 	Cartoon 	E for Elephant & Elk, the nominees for best E animal.
 	Cartoon 	E for Erase
 	Muppets 	
 	Film 	Things that begin with G
 	Cartoon 	A girl explains (in poetry) how she failed trying to make a snowman without using snow.
 	Cast 	Bob and Maria are spies who meet under a street lamp and greet each other with a recitation of "Hey Diddle Diddle". Once they've confirmed each others identities, Maria produces a card with shapes and a number while Bob shifts to a rendition of "One of These Things" with a British accent.
 	Cartoon 	E for Eel
 	Cartoon 	Willie Wimple went a-boatin' and polluted the river.Artist: Abe Levitow
 	Muppets 	Big Bird announces that Grover will demonstrate the number 2 by doing two chin-ups. He does it, but then Big Bird asks him to do two more sets, to make sure the audience gets it. When Big Bird thinks they've got it, he announces that Grover will now demonstrate the number 18! Grover faints.
 	Film 	A gymnast illustrates up and down.
 	Muppets 	Herry asks John-John if he knows the difference between up and down.
 	Cartoon 	The story of an old woman who lived in a nine.Artist: Bud Luckey
 	SCENE 4 	Gordon and Luis ask Oscar how his business is doing when Biff and Sully arrive, placing a heavy boulder over the opening of Oscar's can. Biff wants it broken up for his work nearby, and plans to pick up the pieces following their lunch break. After failing to break it apart with his sledgehammer, Oscar decides to blow it up with dynamite. Gordon and Luis brace themselves as Oscar sets off an explosin, which shoots the rock high into the air and sends the busted pieces falling all over Oscar. Emerging from the rubble, Oscar decides to break one more thing: his Break-it Shop sign, which Luis and Gordon gladly assist him with.
 	Celebrity 	The stars of Bonanza appear: Hoss and Mr. Cartwright take turns saying letters of the alphabet; Little Joe rides up in time for Z.
 	Cartoon 	G for goat (repeat)
 	Film 	A scuba diver shows up and down.
 	Cartoon 	G For Giggle (voice of Allen Swift)
 	SCENE 5 	Biff and Sully return with their brooms to clean up the debris as Gordon announces the sponsors, and the credits roll.
 	CLOSING SIGNS 	Bert and Ernie hold the Sesame Street sign, and Roosevelt Franklin and Betty Lou hold the Children's Television Workshop sign.
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 6