Annoying Orange: Orange After Dentist/Transcript

Pear: So you got your teeth whitened, too. So, how do you go?
Orange: Hey, Pear...
Pear: Yeah?
Orange: I didn't feel anything.
Pear: Yeah. It felt kinda good, didn't it?
Orange: (sigh) I feel funny... Is this real life?
Pear: Yes, this is real life.
Orange: Okay, now. Okay, now I. I have two fingers.
Pear: Actually, you don't have any fingers, Orange.
Orange: No fingers? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Pear: Whoa! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! (Orange's screaming decresendos) You never had fingers.
Orange: I don't feel tired...
Pear: You don't?
Orange: Uh-uh... Did I get my teeth whitened?
Pear: Uh-huh.
Orange: Did I- Did I get my teeth whitened?
Pear: Yes.
Orange: (makes tongue noise)
Pear: No, no, no. Orange, don't do that.
Orange: (makes tongue noise again)
Pear: No, no, no, no, don't do that!
Orange: (stops making tongue noise) Why can't I do that?
Pear: Because, it could mess up the teeth whitening.
Orange: You have four arms...
Pear: Actually, I don't have any arms, Orange.
Orange: No arms? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Pear: Orange! Orange, it's okay! (Orange's screaming decresendos) Orange, I never have arms in the first place!
Orange: I feel funny... Why is this happening to me?
Pear: It's okay, Orange. It's just from the medicine.
Orange: Is this gonna be forever?
Pear: No, it won't be forever. (sighs)
Orange: Hey. Hey, Pear...
Pear: Yes, Orange?
Orange: Airbag!
(Airbag pops out and hits Pear)﻿
Pear: OOOOOOOOF!!!!!!!!!!
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