First Word

==Characters==
Nat PetersonShubieSusieBaby BillyPilarSadie RechidFredSallyNancy Suzy FishFrankMartha SmithTom SmithNazz-MimiFrankie-BillyNazz and Frankie's BabyCarolJimmy-GusCharlieTina-FranMabelLennyEvelynHaroldClaytonNathaniel WatersScooterDebbie RechidIsabelTylerBilly (lime fish)Billy (brown fish)MonroeTommyTaylorShellyBaby RechidDJWaiterFrench Narrator
==Transcript==
(Scene cuts to Shubie working at the cash register at the clothing store in the mall) Nancy walks over to her carrying some clothes.
Shubie: "Hi Nancy!"
Nancy: "Hi Shubie! Just these please. So is your family coming to the block party on Saturday?"
Shubie: "Of course! We always go to the block party."
Nancy: "Great! I think you're going to love the one that I planned for this year."
Shubie: "I'm sure I will! You always do such a great job organizing the block parties each year. That'll be $45 for the clothes." Nancy hands Shubie some money and Shubie hands her back a bag filled with clothes.
Nancy: "Thanks, Shubie! Well I gotta run. See you this weekend!" Nancy walks away.
(Scene cuts to the Peterson's going to the block party) Susie sees the other kids in the neighborhood playing tag. Tyler tags Isabel.
Tyler: "You're it!"
Susie: "Can I go play with the other kids, Mom?" 
Shubie: "Of course, Susie." Susie runs over to the other kids. Nat, Shubie and Billy walk towards some of the guys who are playing football in the street. Frank notices them.
Frank: "Hey Nat! You wanna join our football game?"
Nat: "You bet!" Nat runs over to the guys. Shubie walks over to Nancy, Martha and Sadie who are standing near a table filled with food.
Shubie: "I've got to hand it to you, Nancy! You picked the perfect day for this block party! It's such a beautiful day."
Nancy: "Thanks, Shubie!" Shubie smells something.
Shubie: "Hey, what's that smell?"
Nancy: "I don't know. It smells awfully foul though." Shubie picks up Baby Billy and smells his diaper.
Shubie: "Uh oh. It looks like Billy had an accident. I'll be right back." Shubie laughs nervously before walking away.
(Scene cuts to Shubie walking back over to the block party carrying Baby Billy) Carol walks past Shubie pushing Fred in a medical cart.
Fred: "My leg!"
Shubie: "Fred! What happened?"
Carol: "He broke his leg during the block party football game." Carol pushes Fred away. Shubie walks over to Nancy, Martha and Sadie carrying Baby Billy.
Shubie: "Sorry ladies! I just had to give this little guy a diaper change." Shubie puts Billy down. Billy crawls around on the ground.
Martha: "Aw, isn't he adorable?"
Nancy: "He sure is! You have the cutest baby, Shubie!"
Shubie: "Thanks girls!" Sadie rolls her eyes.
Sadie: "What's so great about her baby? My baby is much cuter." Baby Billy crawls towards the guys who are playing football nearby. Billy spits out his pacifier.
Baby Billy: "D-d-d…"
Shubie: "Oh my gosh! Is Billy about to say his first word?! I have to record this!" Shubie pulls out her phone and starts recording.
Billy: "D-d-d-d…" Billy stops crawling towards the guys and sits down. Pilar walks in front of Nat.
Pilar: "Nice catch, Nat! That was some play!" Baby Billy points at Pilar.
Baby Billy: "Dada!" 
Pilar: "Huh?" Everyone gasps.
Sadie: "Did Billy just call Pilar his father?!"
Martha: "Adulterer!"
Shubie: "What? No! He was clearly pointing at Nat! Pilar just got in the way."
Sadie: "A baby always knows his father. If Billy wanted to point at Nat, he would've done it earlier or waited until Pilar got out of the way."
Nancy: "Wow, Shubie. I never thought you'd do something like that."
Martha: "And with his best friend too!"
Shubie: "No! Come on ladies, this is all a big misunderstanding. Pilar is not Billy's father." Sadie picks up Billy's pacifier.
Sadie: "Well why don't we just let science decide? I'll send Billy's pacifier and a sample of Nat's DNA to the lab. If the salvia from this pacifier turns out to be a match then Nat is Billy's father, but if it doesn't, then it proves that Shubie's been lying to Nat this whole time." 
Shubie: "Fine. You can run a DNA test if you really need proof."
Sadie: "Excellent! Nat, do me a favor and spit into this cup." 
Nat: "Okay." Nat spits into the cup.
Sadie: "Perfect! I'll go send these to the lab right now." Sadie walks away. Nat walks over to Shubie.
Nat: "Don't worry, Shubie. I don't believe this nonsense. I know you would never cheat on me."
Sadie: "Oh, you won't be thinking that for much longer, Nat! Not after I send someone else's DNA to the lab to make sure it won't be a match!" Sadie throws the cup containing Nat's spit in the trash. Sadie cackles maniacally.
French narrator: "The next day."
(Scene cuts to Sadie waiting outside her mailbox) Sadie looks at her watch. The mailboat parks in front of her.
Evelyn: "Here's your mail, Sadie." Evelyn hands Sadie an envelope. Evelyn gets back in her mailboat and drives away.
Sadie: "Wow! They weren't lying when they said they'd mail back the results the next day. Attention everyone! I have some important news!" Everyone in the neighborhood comes outside and gathers around Sadie. Sadie tears open the envelope.
Nazz-Mimi: "What does it say?"
Sadie: "Dear Ms. Rechid, after conducting numerous testing on the two DNA samples that you presented to us, the lab concludes with 100% certainty that the two samples do not match. The two individuals are biologically unrelated to each other." Everyone gasps and looks at Shubie.
Shubie: "What?! That's impossible!"
Nancy: "You and Pilar should be ashamed of yourselves!"
Martha: "You monster!"
Sadie: "How could you do something like that to Nat? He's so sweet and innocent!"
Shubie: "But Nat is Billy's father! He looks exactly like Nat! See? They're both yellow!"
Sadie: "Wait, but Susie isn't yellow so does that mean that Nat isn't her father either? Why is it that Nazz and Frankie's kids are the same colors as their parents while Susie is tan when her parents are supposedly pink and yellow? Last time I checked pink and yellow doesn't make tan!" Everyone gasps.
Tina-Fran: "She's right!"
Shubie: "Oh come on! This is ridiculous!"
Sadie: "Is it ridiculous?"
Shubie: "Yes! I've never had an affair with Pilar! Nat is Susie and Billy's father."
Sadie: "Then why do these lab results say otherwise? Are you saying that science is wrong?"
Shubie: "Well, no but there's gotta be an explanation…"
Sadie: "Face it, Shubie. These results show undeniable proof that you've been unfaithful to Nat. Who knows how long you've been cheating on him? And to make matters worse, you had an affair with his best friend. That's just despicable. You clearly don't have any respect for the man you call your husband."
Pilar: "You guys have got it all wrong! Shubie's never had an affair with me! Even if she ever wanted to, I would've turned her down. I would never do something like that to my best friend."
Sadie: "Oh, please. As if you would ever turn down a woman, Pilar." Shubie turns towards Nat.
Shubie: "You believe me though, right, Nat? You know I'd never do anything like that to you." Sadie walks over to Nat.
Sadie: "Don't listen to her, Nat. She's been lying to you this whole time. You shouldn't have to endure this treatment from her any longer. With Fred in the hospital and the kids at Mabel's for the week, why don't you come stay at my house while you recover from all the pain she's caused?"
Nat: "I'm sorry, Shubie, but you can't deny the facts. I'm going to need some time to think about this." Sadie and Nat walk towards Sadie's house. Everyone else walks away. Shubie frowns.
(Scene cuts to Sadie and Nat sitting on a couch in Sadie's living room) Nat sighs.
Sadie: "What's wrong, Nat?"
Nat: "I just can't believe Shubie would betray me like that. Our whole marriage has been a lie."
Sadie: "Look, I know you're upset about finding out that Shubie's been cheating on you, but you'll get over it as time passes. You were always much too good for her anyway. Pretty soon you'll find another woman that treats you way better than Shubie ever did. You'll be back on your feet in no time! Until then, I'll be right by your side to support you during this difficult time. Now why don't I go make some homemade chocolate chip cookies to help cheer you up?"
Nat: "Thanks, Sadie. You truly are a great friend." Sadie gets up and walks into her kitchen.
Sadie: "Nat will be mine in no time! I can picture us now on a yacht with eight children! We'll live happily ever after. Shubie doesn't stand a chance." Sadie laughs maniacally.
(Scene cuts to Shubie working at the clothing store) Shubie sees Frank looking at some shirts.
Shubie: "Hi Frank! Do you need help looking for something?" Nancy walks over to Frank and Shubie.
Nancy: "Get away from my husband! I'm not letting you try to steal him from me!"
Shubie: "What? I'm not trying to steal your husband. I was just asking Frank if he needed help."
Nancy: "Oh yeah, sure you weren't. Come on, Frank. Let's get out of here." Nancy and Frank walk away. Shubie notices Nazz and Frankie looking at clothes.
Shubie: "Hi Nazz! Hi Frankie! Need any help?"
Nazz: "Is that Shubie? I had no idea she was still employed here. I figured they let her go after hearing about her extramarital affairs. Come on, Frankie. Let's go somewhere else. I don't want to shop at a store that employs cheaters like her." Nazz and Frankie walk away. Mabel and Lenny walk past Shubie.
Mabel: "Ignore her, Lenny." Mabel and Lenny walk away. Shubie frowns
(Scene cuts to Shubie picking up Susie at school later that day) Shubie notices Evelyn picking up Billy. Shubie waves at them.
Shubie: "Hi Evelyn! Hi Billy!" 
Evelyn: "Don't look at her, Billy." Evelyn ignores Shubie and drives away. 
Shubie: "Huh, even my own sister despises me."
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie eating dinner at Sadie's house)
Sadie: "What's wrong, Nat? You don't look too happy. Do you not like my cooking? I can change it! Oh, I knew I should've followed the recipe! Now you think that I'm a terrible wife and mother!"
Nat: "What? I definitely don't think that, Sadie. You made a really great dinner tonight."
Sadie: "Oh, thank Neptune. Why do you look so glum then?"
Nat: "I don't know. I just still can't get over what Shubie did to me. I thought we were soulmates, but it turns out she was cheating on me with my best friend."
Sadie: "Oh, please. Shubie isn't your soulmate. What you need is a distraction. I know! Why don't we spend the next few days doing some of your favorite activities? It'll take your mind off of all the terrible things Shubie's done to you."
Nat: "That sounds like a great idea, Sadie."
Sadie: "You really think so? Hey, the night's still young. Why don't we go to Dance? I bet that'll cheer you up!"
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie at Dance)
Nat: "You were right, Sadie! This is making me feel better!"
Sadie: "That's great to hear, Nat! I'm glad you're having fun."
DJ: "Alright you lovebirds! It's time for our couples dance!" A slow song begins to play.
Sadie: "This is so romantic! Would you like to dance with me, Nat? It'd be a little awkward if we danced by ourselves during a couples dance." Nat shrugs.
Nat: "Okay." Sadie puts her arms on Nat's shoulders and Nat puts his arms around Sadie's waist. Sadie's eyes turn into hearts. Nat and Sadie begin to dance.
Sadie: "Oh Nat, don't ever let go of me." Nat looks around at all of the other couples dancing.
Carol: "Oh Jimmy, you're such a good dancer." Carol and Jimmy kiss.
Tina: "Oh Charlie, I had no idea you could dance like this." Tina and Charlie kiss.
Mabel: "You stepped on my foot again." Mabel and Lenny kiss. All of the other couples on the dance floor begin to kiss. Nat frowns.
Sadie: "Is something wrong, Nat?"
Nat: "It's just that I used to love dancing with Shubie." Nat walks away. 
Tom: "What a crybaby." Tom goes back to kissing Martha.
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie at breakfast the next day) Sadie puts a plate full of pancakes in front of Nat.
Sadie: "Here's your breakfast, Nat. I made pancakes, your favorite!"
Nat: "Thanks Sadie!"
Sadie: "Nat, I'm so sorry for upsetting you yesterday. I shouldn't have taken you somewhere that reminds you of Shubie and the horrible things she's done to you. That's why today I think we should go mini golfing!"
Nat: "Mini golfing sounds like a great idea, Sadie!" Sadie smiles.
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie playing mini golf) Nat puts his ball into the hole.
Sadie: "Nice shot, Nat!"
Nat: "Thanks, Sadie! Now it's your turn." Sadie takes a big swing with her club but completely misses the ball. The club flies out of her hands and sails away.
(Scene cuts to Carol and Fred exiting the hospital)
Carol: "Okay Fred, your leg is fully healed. Be careful now, we wouldn't want you to have to come back anytime soon." Sadie's golf club hits Fred's leg.
Fred: "MY LEG!" Carol sighs.
Carol: "Come on, let's get you to the doctor."
(Scene cuts back to Nat and Sadie)
Nat: "Sadie, what the heck was that?"
Sadie: "Oh, I'm afraid I don't really know how to play. I've never been a golfer."
Nat: "Haven't you gone golfing before with Shubie?"
Sadie: "Well, yeah, but I'm a little rusty. Plus, it's not like mini golf and actual golf are the exact same. Would you mind teaching me how to put?"
Nat: "Sure, you just need to grip the club like this." Nat walks behind Sadie and moves her hands into the right positions. Sadie blushes.
Sadie: "Oh Nat, you're touching my fins!"
Nat: "Now gently hit the ball like this." Nat moves Sadie's fins in a gentle swing motion. Sadie's club hits the ball and the ball rolls into the hole.
Sadie: "Nat, you did it! Isn't this romantic?Come here, you." Sadie turns around and leans in to give Nat a kiss.
Nat: "Uh Sadie, what are you doing?" Sadie stops trying to kiss Nat and awkwardly pats him.
Sadie: "Nothing! Come on, let's finish our game. I have lots of other fun activities planned for us!"
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie watching a movie together at Reef Cinema) Sadie grabs some popcorn out of her popcorn bag. Nat reaches over to grab some popcorn. Nat and Sadie's hands touch. Sadie blushes.
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie riding down the Tunnel of Glove at GloveWorld)
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie bowling together)
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie relaxing at Goo Lagoon) Sadie hands Nat a bottle of sunscreen. Nat begins to rub sunscreen on her. Sadie smirks.
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Susie playing basketball in their driveway) Susie shoots and scores.
Shubie: "Nice shot, Susie!" Shubie catches the ball and passes it back to Susie. Sadie and Nat drive past them and park in Sadie's driveway. Shubie notices Nat and Sadie getting out of Sadie's boat.
Sadie: "Nat, did you have fun at the beach today?" Nat walks outside.
Nat: "You bet! I can't thank you enough for helping me this week, Sadie. I'm feeling a lot better."
Sadie: "Oh, it's my pleasure, Nat. I knew you'd need someone to help you get over all the awful things Shubie's put you through." Nat and Sadie walk into Sadie's house. Shubie frowns.
Susie: "Mom, why has Dad been living with Mrs. Rechid? Are you and Dad getting divorced?"
Shubie: "Oh, no. Your father and I aren't getting divorced. At least I hope not." Shubie gulps.
Susie: "Okay!" Susie shoots another shot but misses. The ball hits off the rim and rolls down the driveway.
Shubie: "I'll go get it." Shubie runs after the ball. The ball stops at the end of the driveway in front of Sally who is pushing her baby in a baby carriage. Shubie picks up the ball.
Sally: "Hi, Shubie!"
Shubie: "Hi, Sally. It's funny, I didn't think you'd say hello. I thought you'd pretend that you didn't see me like all of the other women in the neighborhood."
Sally: "Now why would I do that? Are you feeling okay, Shubie? You don't look like your usual happy self."
Shubie: "Oh, I guess I'm just a bit stressed right now at the thought of Nat divorcing me and all."
Sally: "Why would Nat divorce you?"
Shubie: "Well, uh, because Nat and the rest of the neighborhood think that Billy isn't his son. They think I cheated on Nat with Pilar. Have you not heard about that?"
Sally: "No, I've been out of town for the past week at New Kelp City's annual science convention. I just got back last night. Wait a minute, so people really think that Nat isn't Billy's father? Well that's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard! I mean, just look at him. He's the spitting image of Nat! You can clearly tell just by looking at him that they're genetically related."
Shubie: "That's what I told them, but no one believed me! The whole neighborhood is convinced that Nat isn't Billy's father because some lab did a DNA test and said that Nat and Billy are unrelated."
Sally: "Unrelated? Well, we'll just see about that! Why don't I run my own DNA test to see if Nat really is Billy's father? I invented my own DNA test a few months ago after Tom made the ludicrous claim that he wasn't the father of my children to get out of paying child support. It'd be nice to finally to use it again."
Shubie: "That would be great, Sally!"
Sally: "Excellent! I just need a DNA sample from Nat and Billy."
Shubie: "Will a diaper work?"
Sally: "Yes! Now I just need to obtain a sample from Nat."
Shubie: "How about his toothbrush? It's still in my bathroom."
Sally: "Perfect! I'll have those results by tomorrow, Shubie."
(Scene cuts to Shubie getting her mail the next day) Sally runs over to Shubie.
Sally: "Shubie! I just got the results!"
Shubie: "Really? What do they say?"
Sally: "The DNA test confirmed that Nat is Billy's father! It was a perfect match!" Frankie and Nazz walk past them while pushing their baby in a baby carriage.
Nazz: "Did Sally just say something about a DNA test?"
Frankie: "I don't know, but it seems interesting! Hey everyone! Something interesting is going on in the neighborhood!" Everyone in the neighborhood runs outside and gathers around Shubie and Sally.
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie leaving Sadie's house)
Sadie: "Aren't you excited for our dinner at Fancy!, Nat? It'll be so romantic! Hey, why is everyone gathered around Shubie's house?" Nat shrugs.
Nat: "I have no idea." Nat and Sadie walk across the street to Shubie's house.
Sadie: "What the barnacles is going here?"
Shubie: "Last night, Sally ran a DNA test on a sample of Nat and Billy's DNA and the results prove that Nat is Billy's father!"
Sadie: "Oh, well that can't be accurate. The lab's DNA test said that Nat and Billy are unrelated. It's all right here in their report." Sadie waves the report in front of Sally and Shubie.
Sally: "Let me see that!" Sally grabs the report from Sadie.
Sadie: "No wait!" Sally reads the report.
Sally: "Ah, here's the problem. The DNA sample used in their test isn't Nat's DNA! The image of Nat's DNA shown in this report does not match up at all with the image of Nat's DNA from my test, and I got that DNA right from Nat's toothbrush! No wonder the lab's report says that they are biologically unrelated!"
Martha: "So Nat really is Billy's father?"
Sally: "Yep!" Everyone looks at Sadie.
Nancy: "Why did you give the lab someone else's DNA, Sadie?"
Sadie: "Um… It must've been a mistake! Silly me! I must've given that lab the wrong DNA by accident." Sadie laughs awkwardly.
Shubie: "It's okay, Sadie. I'm sure it was an honest mistake."
Sadie: "Uh, yeah. Right…" Nat walks over to Shubie.
Nat: "Shubie, I am so sorry for doubting you. I never should've accused you of cheating on me. You are the most pure, kindhearted woman I know. I was a fool for believing that you'd do something like that to me. I don't deserve you. Is there any way you can forgive me?"
Shubie: "Of course I forgive you, Nat. Don't say that you don't deserve me because sometimes I feel like I don't deserve you. I'm willing to look past all of this. I just want us to be a family again. It isn't the same at home without you." 
Nat: "It hasn't been the same without you either. I love you, Shubie." 
Shubie: "I love you too, Nat." Nat and Shubie kiss.
Crowd: "Awwwww!" Sadie rolls her eyes.
Nancy: "Sorry for accusing you of having an affair with Shubie, Pilar." Pilar shrugs.
Pilar: "It's okay. It didn't affect me that much honestly. I just stayed home and watched TV all week."
Nat: "Come on, Shubie. Let's go home." Nat and Shubie hold hands and walk away.
Sadie: "Wait does that mean you're not coming to Fancy! with me, Nat? Nat? Ugh, I spent a fortune on that reservation. Who am I going to take now?"
Nancy: "Why don't you take Pilar?"
Martha: "Yeah, you do kinda owe him one after ruining his reputation." Sadie sighs.
Sadie: "Fine."
(Scene cuts to Sadie and Pilar at Fancy!) A waiter puts two soups in front of Sadie and Pilar.
Waiter: "Here's your soup. Be careful, the soup is very hot." The waiter walks away. Pilar begins to eat his soup, but the soup is too hot. Pilar spits the soup all over Sadie. Sadie sighs.
Sadie: "Does anything ever go right for me?"
(Scene ends)
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