It's a Safety Pin!

a parody of The Safety Dance
== Lyrics ==
S-A-F-E-T-Y, safety, pin!
All right, everybody! Here's one of our favorite songs with...with a little twist to it? (giggles)
Have you ever lost a button?
Or have your pants ever been too big?
Do your socks fall down when it's company around?
Is the wind blowing off-a your wig?
I think I have the answer,
To the question you were thinking of
And you won't need skill or an iron will
And you won't need an armored glove
You can pin!
(All giggle)
Now what is this, you can pin?
(Instrumental interlude)
We don't need any duct tape,
And we won't use superglue
We can pin real neat from our heads to our feet,
And we're sure we can teach ya too
Pin a tail on a donkey
You can pin-a your jacket closed
You can pin your shoes or your necktie too,
Just be careful, don't pin your nose -- OUCH!
You can pin, you can pin
It's easier to control
You can pin, you can pin
Even at the North Pole
You can pin, you can pin
Tell me, where should I begin?
You can pin, you can pin
Safety pins will make you gri-i-i-in
It's a safety pin!
It's a safety pin!
It's a safety pin! WHOA!
It's a safety pin! (laughs)
I love those things! They're so handy. Heh-heh-heh... There's so many different things you can use 'em for, heh-heh... It's amazing!
You can pin if you need to,
If you don't, somebody will
With a pin real quick, your skin you won't fix
If the pattern is such a thrill
You can pin if you want to,
You will pin if you have the time
You can easily remove it, you might as well prove it,
Safety pins are the best kind
You can pin, you can pin
It's easier to control
You can pin, you can pin
Even at the North Pole?!
You can pin, you can pin
Tell me, where should I begin?
You can pin, you can pin
Safety pins will make you gri-i-i-in
It's a safety pin! WHOA!
It's a safety pin! OUCH!!
It's a safety pin! WHOA!!!
Whoa!!
Isn't it?! (laughs)
This is a wonderful thing, huh?!
It's a safety pin!
It's a safety pin!
It's a safety pin!
It sure is, isn't it?
Oh, I just love those little baby gold pins!
(giggles) SAFETY PIN!
== Gallery ==
File:Munch's Make Believe Band - Safety Pin
File:It's A Safety Pin Studio C Console Clip
Category:Songs
Category:Parodied Songs
Category:Cover Songs