The Crack Pizza

The Crack Pizza, a singular pizza produced by Main Street Pizza, and created by Damien's own cousin, George C, was a pizza laced with crack that unfortunately got delivered to the incorrect house, poisoning and nearly killing the 9 year old who ordered it, Damien. George got the orders mixed up, and placed the wrong receipt on the wrong pizza, which got the unknowing delivery boy to deliver it to the wrong location, Damien's Childhood Home. He received the pizza and paid the delivery boy as his father was absent at the time and his mother had passed out drunk, leaving him alone in the house. He ate it, remarking that it tasted "like rocks". He ate a few slices, and then headed downstairs to his bedroom with a killer stomach ache.
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