気取屋商売 (Kidoriya Shoubai)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
不穏な傘下で雨ざーざー 	fuon na sanka de ame zaazaa 	The rain drums down under a disquieting umbrella.
互譲と怠惰は瓜二つ 	gojou to taida wa uri futatsu 	Compromise and laziness are two peas in a pod.
彼女は小さく頷いて 	kanojo wa chiisaku unazuite 	She gave me a slight nod
汚れた酸素を静かに飲み込んだ 	yogoreta sanso o shizuka ni nomikonda 	Before slowly gulping down the polluted oxygen.
 	 	
アルミナばっか積み上がって 	arumina bakka tsumiagatte 	Piling up nothing but aluminum oxide,
黄昏終期にする 	koukon shuuki ni ganbou suru 	I spit out my desire in the dying twilight.
モーテル誘う郭詞 	mooteru sasou kuruwakotoba 	We both get her real meaningThe word used here, 郭詞, refers to the language used by sex workers in the Edo period. when she invites me to a motel with,
「私もあなたとどこかに行きたいな」 	"watashi mo anata to dokoka ni ikitai na"	“I wouldn’t mind going somewhere with you too.”
 	 	
嘘ではない 	uso de wa nai 	It's not a lie;
夢すらない 	yume sura nai 	I'm not even having a dream.
目の赤い卑猥なウミガラス 	me no akai hiwai na umigarasu 	She’s a red-eyed and obscene common murre.
 	 	
青い春の 	aoi haru no 	Even if I’m sneered at
中の二の病を嘲笑われても 	naka no ni no yamai o azawarawarete mo 	For being a Lord of Edge,If you take the possessive の out of 中の二の病, you get 中二病, or "." still fresh-faced...
 	 	
嗚呼 	aa 	Oh,
ようは気取ってる様な事 	you wa kidotteru you na koto 	In a word, this is an affectation—
したくないそれだけ 	shitakunai sore dake 	It’s just something I don’t want to do.
愛は語ってるだけじゃほら 	ai wa katatteru dake ja hora 	Look, your early summer rain won’t be transmitted
伝わらぬ五月雨 	tsutawaranu samidare 	Just by talking about love!
どうにかなってしまいそうな 	dounika natte shimaisou na 	I get bored with nothing but problems
事ばかり徒然 	koto bakari tsurezure 	That seem like they’ll take care of themselves.
手首を切っては今日も泣く 	tekubi o kitte wa kyou mo naku 	When I cut my wrists, I cry today too.
嗚呼姦し娘 	aa kashimashi musume 	Oh, what a noisy girl I am!
 	 	
花を模した香料 	hana o moshita kouryou 	Her perfume imitates flowers—
現代の伽羅枕 	gendai no kyaramakura 	This is a modern-day The Aloes-Wood Pillow.This is an 1890 novel by about a woman in . A scan of the book can be found here.
腋臭を掻き消してる 	wakiga o kakikeshiteru 	It masks the odor of her underarms.
なすすべ無く僕は吸い込んだ 	nasu sube naku boku wa suikonda 	At a loss for what to do, I breathed it in.
 	 	
生き字引も 	ikijibiki mo 	It’s just the difference in the degree
サイコパスも 	saikopasu mo 	Of the angle from which look
見る角度程度の違いだけ 	miru kakudo teido no chigai dake 	Both walking dictionaries and psychopaths.
平凡たる 	heibon taru 	This dull sort of everyday
日常が僕の頭を溶かしてく 	nichijou ga boku no atama o tokashiteku 	Is melting my mind.
 	 	
嗚呼 	aa 	Oh,
今日も曇ってる空の下 	kyou mo kumotteru sora no shita 	Today too, under a cloudy sky,
唄歌いつれづれ 	uta utai tsurezure 	I sing a listless song.
夫婦我鳴ってる背後にて 	fuufu ganatteru haigo nite 	A married couple bawl each other out in the background
子供泣くつらつら 	kodomo naku tsuratsura 	While their kid just bawls at length.
やっちゃ駄目って分かっている 	yaccha dame tte wakatte iru 	I know it’s a bad idea to tap that,
それなのにはいだら 	sore nano ni haidara 	But if we rip each other’s clothes off,
ホーム燃やしてる少年U 	hoomu moyashiteru shounen U 	Then that boy U— will be burning up on the railway platform.
嗚呼その結末は? 	aa sono ketsumatsu wa? 	Oh, what's with that ending?
 	 	
晴れの日も 	hare no hi mo 	On sunny days
雨の日にも 	ame no hi ni mo 	And rainy days
風のある嵐の日も 	kaze no aru arashi no hi mo 	And days wind-whipped by storms,
願わくば 君と居たい 	negawakuba kimi to itai 	I wish to be with you.
 	 	
でも 	demo 	But
見えない悪魔に 	mienai akuma ni 	My body is harrowed
身を苛まれて 	mi o sainamarete 	By an invisible fiend.
あなたと私は 	anata to watashi wa 	You and I aren’t
泡沫に 	utakata ni 	Going to last long.
 	 	
脳が腐ってく様な音 	nou ga kusatteku you na oto 	A sound like a rotting brain
アスファルトぐちゃぐちゃ 	asufaruto guchagucha 	Is pulpy on the sidewalk.
頬をつたってる体液が 	hoo o tsutatteru taieki ga 	The bodily fluids running down my cheeks
傷口にヒリヒリ 	kizuguchi ni hirihiri 	Sting when they get in my wounds.
きっと分かってたこうなると 	kitto wakatteta kou naru to 	I must have known it would turn out this way,
今更だゆらゆら 	imasara da yurayura 	But it’s too late to do anything but sway.
そんなあなたに首ったけの 	sonna anata ni kubittake no 	I’m head over heels for this sort of you.
嗚呼 	aa 	Oh...
 	 	
私をどうぞ？ 	watashi o douzo? 	Won’t you help yourself to me?
いいですか？ 	ii desu ka? 	Is that all right?
 	 	
そうですか。 	sou desu ka. 	Is that so.
==Translation Notes==
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