Minecraft Far Lands or Bust - Episode 790 - Moat Regulations

Minecraft Far Lands or Bust - #790 - Moat Regulations is the seven-hundred ninetieth episode of Far Lands or Bust, and the thirty-fifth episode of Season 8.
==Video Overview==
===Fireworks===
Kurt heads west with Woflie, saying he the PAWS fundraiser is at $2,868. He says that Juno still doesn't like fireworks but is doing much better with them. No one has still explained to Kurt why Seattle seems to love fireworks. 
===Question: If they for whatever reason brought back the Far Lands through a bug or otherwise, would you update to that version for FLoB?===
Kurt starts to say he would not do so, then comes across a Dungeon underwater. Starting to drain it, Kurt thinks the series being in 'classic' Minecraft is part of the series' charm. Uncovering it as a Spider spawner, Kurt says he is very happy to keep playing in Beta 1.7.3. He decides to take a saddle from the only chest, and as night quickly falls Kurt builds an Elevated Hidey Hole. Kurt places the saddle on a pig in the ocean, and sings the Rocky theme while initially thinking it is the A-Team theme. Kurt barely walks before finding another dungeon, this one only semi-submerged. 
===Question: Being someone from the rural areas, one thing I don't get is why you choose to live in a big city while being anti-social. I would be looking for more of a place to live like Cone's, or at least how I'm imagining his place to be, small town of a thousand people at most. Does urban sprawl bother you, like I hate subdivisions, but more for their ghostly feel and lack of trees===
Kurt says he does not live in Seattle proper, and sees this it yet again a Spider spawner with only one chest. He hears a skeleton clank, and takes only an iron ingot. Kurt likes being closer to an airport for long-distance travel, and how it is easier to get Internet access. When he is old, Kurt thinks he might want to live further out. 
===Question: You live in a McMansion in the suburbs and you have to choose a type of home security, and your choices are: a ten-foot wooden fence, a similarly size stone wall, or a moat. What do you choose to keep the door to door solicitors at bay?===
Thinking it through, Kurt thinks salesmen will not have a way to get past the moat, and doesn't mind that they will see him ignoring them. Kurt then mentions Homeowner's Associations and how his current neighborhood doesn't have one.
===Question: So you've gotten your dream trip to space, you're on the spaceship, you're in orbit, and you finally have some alone time. What's the weirdest, but appropriate, thing, you choose to do by yourself, and all by yourself, that nobody has to see or know about.===
As he starts to answer that he is unsure, fireworks go off in the background. Saying hypothetical questions never go well for him, he digs in stone for the episode-ending Hidey Hole.