Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 23a: Hungry Like The Cat

== Transcript ==
(Title and episode production credits appears. We pan over from the mountains to the Magistrate's palace, and zoom into the Magistrate's study. We see Sagwa waking up after a nap)
Sagwa: *yawns* I wonder if all those extra dumplings were a good idea?
(Sagwa runs off. Transition wipe to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa playing in the alley with a ball. Suddenly, Lik-Lik and Jet Jet walk up with dead mice in their mouths)
Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa: *all at once* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Sagwa: Sheegwa, look away!
Lik-Lik: Grow up, ya palace brats!
Jet Jet: *with a mouthful of dead mice* Cats eat mice! It's in our blood!
Dongwa: Um, English?
Lik-Lik: He said that cats eating mice is IN OUR BLOOD! GO AND EAT MICE YA PALACE BRATS!
Sagwa: We will never eat mice!
Lik-Lik: Oh yeah, we will se-
(The Reader of the Rules walks over as Lik-Lik is about to finish his sentence and picks up Lik-Lik)
Lik-Lik: *frightened meowing* PUT ME DOWN!
The Reader of the Rules: No Lik-Lik, no eating mice! Come on, we're going to pack up and head for vacation in the Tibet Autonomous Region.
(The Reader of the Rules walks away with Lik-Lik in his arms)
Lik-Lik: Goodbye palace brats! I'm off to Lhasa with your stupid reader!
The Reader of the Rules: Quiet Lik-Lik!
Lik-Lik: *annoyed meow*
(Pan back over to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa with Jet Jet)
(Jet Jet spits out a mouse)
Jet Jet: You palace brats who get pampered and fed like royal people everyday cannot see the possibility of how good mice taste!
Dongwa: Shut your trap, alley brat!
Jet Jet: I'm more of a house brat, since I'm usually at the Cook's house more than in this alley or in his kitchen over at your stupid palace!
Dongwa: Okay softie! See yeah!
Sagwa: Jai-jen, you softie! We're never eating mice!
Sheegwa: Yeah!
Jet Jet: Why am I even an alley cat?
(Transition wipe to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa with Cha-Siu in the kitchen)
Sagwa: There's no food!
Cha-Siu: Yeah! The Cook's mother is sick, so he's visiting her in Macau and he won't be back 'til next week! Mama and Baba are visiting New York City with Yeh-Yeh since the Magistrate, Tai-Tai, and the Emperor are at the United Nations General Assembly, Auntie Mei-Mei and Uncle Miao are visiting Xi'an with the Magistrate's historian, and the Reader left for vacation in the Tibet Autonomous Region with Lik-Lik! So, we're here unsupervised!
Sagwa: I wonder what Nai-Nai is doing?
(Cut to Nai-Nai throwing herself a party in the Magistrate's sleeping quarters)
Nai-Nai: Whopee! *giggling* I'm alone at last!
(Cut back to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa with Cha-Siu)
Cha-Siu: Probably partying.
Sheegwa: So what will we eat?
Dongwa: Let's go after the remaining Alley Cats and scavenger for food with those alley brats.
Sagwa: No! I won't! That's so disgusti-
Dongwa: LET'S EAT!
(Transition wipe to Fu-Fu flying)
Fu-Fu: I wonder where the cats are?
(Fu-Fu flies down to Shei-Hu in the palace garden)
Fu-Fu: Hey Shei-Hu, do you know where the cats are?
Shei-Hu: No!
Fu-Fu: Okay then! Jai-jen, my friend!
(Fu-Fu flies away)
(Transition wipe to Wong Ton, Hun Hun, Ling, and Wing Wing with Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa)
Wong Ton: We're going to try to find some food! Come on, ya little kitties!
Dongwa: Okay Wong Ton!
(Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa run with Wong Ton, Hun Hun, Ling, and Wing Wing. As Dongwa runs, he spots a mouse)
Dongwa: Must... not... eat... mous- YES! I WILL! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(Dongwa runs over to the mouse and catches it)
(Cut to Sheegwa looking on in horror as Dongwa eats the mouse offscreen)
Sheegwa: Dongwa, NO!
(Cut to Sagwa catching a mouse)
(Cut back to Sheegwa looking on in horror)
Sheegwa: Not Sagwa too!
(Cut back to Dongwa and Sagwa)
Dongwa: We're so sorry Sheegwa! Want some?
(Cut back to Sheegwa)
Sheegwa: Okay, fine!
(Sheegwa catches a mouse. We cut to Dongwa watching on as she eats it. Afterwards, we cut back to Sheegwa)
Sheegwa: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Let's eat more mice!
Sagwa: Hey, you know those sumo wrestlers who visit from Japan sometimes?
Dongwa: Yeah.
Sagwa: I'm gonna turn into one of them if I eat even more mice! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(Transition wipe to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa eating mice soup and mice kabobs. Fu-Fu flies in)
Sheegwa: Hey Fu-Fu, wanna try some mice soup?
Fu-Fu: Ummm... okay then!
(Transition wipe to Fu-Fu eating the soup)
Fu-Fu: This is good!
Sheegwa: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-, this laugh is hard to do.
Fu-Fu: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ME WANT MORE MOUSE SOUP!
(Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa look at Fu-Fu)
Fu-Fu: Too much?
Dongwa: Kinda!
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