Yokohama Division: MAD TRIGGER CREW Drama Track 1

Yokohama Division: MAD TRIGGER CREW Drama Track 1 is the first drama track from the BAYSIDE M.T.C album.
==Cast==
*Shintaro Asanuma as Samatoki Aohitsugi
*Wataru Komada as Jyuto Iruma
*Shinichiro Kamio as Rio Mason Busujima
==Audio==
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==Video==
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==Translation==
 	
Police officer 	We have you-know-who in lockup again, and he’s demanding to see you, Sgt. Iruma.
 	Good lord, seems like I'm becoming quite the popular guy. I did have somewhere I needed to be after this, but I guess I could…
Police officer 	You really don’t get enough credit, sir.
 	All part of the job. I guess I should go have a look. (Saved me the trouble of having to call him.)
 	
 	‘sup, Mr. Dirty Cop! You doin’ good?
 	Remind me, dipshit, who’s the one indebted to that dirty cop right now?
 	Heh… What? Can’t take a little joke? Gimme one of those. …Finally catchin’ a break.
 	So? What are you in for today?
 	Didn’t like the way those guys were actin’ so I had to teach them a lil’ lesson. What kinda yakuza calls the cops… And now I’m here.
 	(How long is this idiot gonna keep acting like some juvenile street thug…)
 	…So, Jyuto! Do me the usual, would ya?
 	Tch. What am I? Your bartender? I’ll let you out, but you’re gonna keep me company for a bit after.
 	Heh...
 	Hello, that's Iruma. I am releasing the suspect in cell four due to lack of evidence. Huh? You think it’s too soon for that? Ahaha! So what you’re really saying is that you’re disobeying my orders. Hmmm? I hate to bring this up, but I take it this means you’ve forgotten who covered up whose embezzlement…? I see, I see. I wonder if making the evidence I have public will jog your memory. Ahaha… I’m glad we could come to an understanding. Thank you very much.
 	What a bastard. You police pigs ain’t got an ounce of compassion in your black hearts, do ya?
 	…Do you want me to throw your ass back in lockup?
 	Hahaha! You really can’t take a damn joke, can you, numbnuts?
 	Shut up. Come on, move your ass.
 	
 	So, where’re we headin’ and how long am I gonna be stuck in this car?
 	The forest near the port.
 	Huh? What are we goin’ there for?
 	You refuse to pick the last member of our crew, so I found someone myself. And we’re going to meet him now.
 	Huh…
 	Don't you "huh" me. You know, if you don’t hurry up and make a damn decision, we won’t have a full crew for the territory battle! At this rate we’re gonna have to pick some no-name nobody to fill space.
 	Jyuto, man, we ain’t got a lotta time, but I’d rather you go up alone with you than bring in some random chucklefuck.
 	That’s easy for you to say, but the two of us alone don’t stand a chance against Ichiro Yamada’s Ikebukuro team…! Gah! You stupid fuck! S-Stop-!
 	You sayin’ I’m inferior to that little shitbag?
 	Guh! Let go! We’re going to crash!
 	Shut your yap. I could beat that little shitstain Ichiro with one arm tied behind my back.
 	I said let go of me, dammit!
 	Jyuto! Next time you say some bullshit like that to my face, I’ll murder your ass before you even know what hit you.
 	You outta do something about how you fly off the handle whenever Ichiro Yamada comes up.
 	Hmph!
 	Look, I get it, your skills are far beyond my meager comprehension, but if one member of our crew is an incompetent piece of trash, it’ll put us at a disadvantage during battle. Surely you understand that, Samatoki. Or do you not mind losing?
 	Losing? I’d rather die!
 	Then make an actual effort to help me find our third.
 	If this guy we’re meetin’ ends up being useless shit, then I’m droppin’ your ass too, Jyuto.
 	Heheh… I think we have nothing to worry about. I assure you, he’s both interesting and likely qualified.
 	Aren’t we confident.
 	Well, he's a soldier after all.
 	Huh? I thought our military was disbanded.
 	This guy’s still camping out military survival style because even though the institution is gone, he still believes it’ll be back some day.
 	The fuck?
 	I know, right? I got wind of him recently and I only had to meet him once to know he was a total damn wack-job and the only real choice for our third.
 	Hmph, we’ll see about that.
 	I should also mention… that he has a Hypnosis Mic.
 	An illegal mic?
 	No, nothing of the sort.
 	Huh? Did he nab a police mic or somethin’?
 	Not quite.
 	Then how’d he get one?
 	The one he has is a prototype Hypnosis Mic made back when the military was still active.
 	Prototype?
 	Exactly. Since it was customized for military use, its effects are much stronger than either of ours.
 	Huh! Now you're talking! I’d like to take that baby for a spin.
 	Seriously, don’t start anything with him.
 	Ball’s in his court on that one.
 	
 	You gotta have more than a few screws loose to be livin’ out in bumfuck nowhere like this.
 	We’re almost there.
 	Oh? That it?
 	Hey! Wait! Stop! If you insist on going on ahead, you’ll put him on the defensive and…
 	Huh? There ain’t no one here though.
 	I’m not so sure about that. The food is still warm. Which means…
 	Freeze. You walked right into my trap. Don’t move a muscle or you’re in for a world of pain.
 	Huh? The fuck is your deal? We dragged our asses to this shithole to meet you. Show yourself so I can fuckin’ kill you!
 	What kind of idiot would come out so someone could kill them? I assume you don’t mind if I take that as a threat then.
 	You bet! And that was no goddamn threat, I'll tear you apart for real!
 	Ridiculous… In that case, be my guest, try to kill me. If you can, that is…
 	Hey, Samatoki! Calm down! Rio! It’s me! I told you I had someone I wanted you to meet last time, remember?!
 	Shut the fuck up! I’m gonna mess this fucker up real good!
 	Jyuto? This feral dog is the person you wanted me to meet? I’m not sure we’re going to mesh well.
 	Gh! Woah! What the fuck is this rope?!
 	I’d recommend not making promises you can’t keep. It makes you look like a fool.
 	Who you callin’ an idiot… I'mma make this guy pay…
 	H-Hey! Samatoki! Stop! Put your Hypnosis Mic away! Samatoki!
 	Ouch...
 	Now I’d like to ask you to leave. I was just about to eat.
 	Rio! Please, just hear me out!
 	Stop beggin’ like a little baby, Jyuto!
 	I have to eliminate any possible threat in front of me.
 	Haha… I like it… Is that the military-grade Hypnosis Mic?
 	I give up. Fuck it. Whatever. Do what you want.
 	You’re the one who picked this fight, so come at meDon’t underestimate me, dipshit, you’re goin’ down!Better talk big while you still can ’cause you’re a dead manCongrats, today’s the last day you’ll be standin’
 	Argh... (I shouldn’t have expected any less from a former member of The Dirty Dawg… Such chaotic and violent lyrics.)
 	Haha! Over already? All bark and no bite, huh?
 	(…If he’s still standing after taking a direct hit from Samatoki’s lyrics… my eyes didn’t lead me astray. Huh? Did I just see someone back there?)
 	You call that a greeting? Is that some kind of a joke?I'll take you on, like a soldierDeath’s what I’m cheating, I’m always survivingWith a one-verse beating, I'll take your life
 	Guh! Haha… That was cool… I haven’t taken a real hit like that in ages!
 	Hey! Someone’s got you guys surrounded!
 	Jyuto! I’m havin’ some fun right now, stop ruinin’ it!
Thief A 	Hahahaha! I dunno what’s goin’ on but that Rio chump looks like he’s barely standing!
Thief B 	Perfect time to snatch that Hypnosis Mic of yours!
 	The fuck are these slack-jawed dipshits?
 	They’re after my Hypnosis Mic.
 	What do they want it for? Spineless fucks like them couldn’t do a damn thing with it.
 	Right now even Hypnosis Mics fetch a hefty sum on the black market and a prototype would be worth several times the going price.
 	You two should get out of here since you have nothing to do with this.
 	What are you, stupid? A police officer high-tailing it out of a situation like this? Don't make me laugh. Samatoki, I’ll buy us some time, so assist me once you’ve recovered.
 	Huh? Who the hell do you think you’re talkin’ to? This ain’t nothin’!
 	Apologies.
Thief B 	Haha! What do you think the three of you can do?
Thief C 	Hey… Isn’t that Samatoki Aohitsugi from The Dirty Dawg?
Thief A 	What? You shittin’ yourself now?! We got numbers! Like hell they’re gonna beat us! Let’s get ’em!
 	Why don’t you come my way and spare me some timeThe evil inside me is ready to wipe ya'll outLine right up, you stupid fucksSo I can drop your asses in slammer!
 	Sorry, but I might just kill ’em
 	Before you even pick ’em upIn a cover fire spreeWe'll riddle you with our rhyme bullets
 	Stinging like a killer bee
 	Bang!
 	Fight back and we’ll turn you into swiss cheeseDeath is your prognosis
MAD TRIGGER CREW	Choke on our hypnosis!
Thieves 	Uuugh! Gaaaah!
 	Hahaha! Throw all the cannon-fodder you can at us, it won’t make a damn difference!
 	You best have your affairs are in order, ’cause I’m throwing all of you in the lockup.
 	You picked a fight with a soldier. I hope you weren’t expecting to go home in one piece.
 	
 	Those chucklefucks weren’t even worth the hot air they were spewin’.
 	Requesting immediate backup. I’ve apprehended a large group of criminals. I need several vehicles…
 	Looks like I owe you one now.
 	Owe me? Like hell you do. I ain’t had a fight with someone with some real backbone like that in ages. You interested in joinin’ up with us? Ain’t worth bringing on a third who doesn’t have at least as much balls as you, man.
 	…If that would repay my debt, it’d be my pleasure.
 	That was a little messier than I was hoping, but more or less within the realm of expectation.
 	Alright! We’re gonna change this shitstain of a world together, Rio!
==Also==
*Yokohama Division: MAD TRIGGER CREW Drama Track 2
==Credits==
*Translation by Hypmic_EN
Category:Drama Tracks
Category:MAD TRIGGER CREW