Scamp (Battlespire)

Scamps in are described as impish nuisances, known as the rats of the underworld. Scamps are not very intelligent, though they are wily and cunning. They possess no spells and are easy to defeat. In Battlespire, they are encountered during Level 1, Level 2, Level 5 and Level 6.
==Dialogue==
Show: Level 1
"Oooo! MEAN mankin. Scamp aFRAID. Drop Weapon, so Scamp feel safe?"
:Certainly. Pleased to oblige. There --
:Weapon? Oh -- you mean -- THIS?
:Fool! Do I LOOK like a mankin? Cower and serve, or I'll rip your ears off.
:Fool! Do I LOOK like a mankin? Methats calls, and when called, dogs crawl to their masters. "Oh! Oh! Oh! No!! We didn't! It was the VerMAI! It was all the VERMAI! We didn't touch the Anchors, or the Cogs!"
::And a good thing too. We are gratified by the zeal with which you inform upon your co-workers. Now. Go away. Be busy about your tasks. Goodbye.
:Look, clown. I'm wearing the amulet. So kiss my butt. Then be REAL nice, and beat it, before I paint the walls with you. "WAAH! MANkin got BOSS! WAAH! DANger! DANger!"
::Wait! No! It's MY amulet. What makes you think -- ah, fooey.
Another greeting:
"What? Manflesh? It talks? What WANTS it?"
:Give me the keys out of this place, or you'll be one sorry little monkey. "Keys? Keys in dark, NASTY place. Near my tail. Want look? See?"
::No, thank you.
:Tell me where Vatasha Trenelle is, and I'll spare your miserable life. "Girly? Girly gone, fleshbits."
::Wrong answer.
:Tell me how to get out of this place, and I swear by all the gods that you shall go unharmed. "REALLY? Okay-sure. One way back to manworld, BIG boss sigil, touch, go BOOM! One way out, go with bosses. Ha-ha! Real safe. One way, ride busted magic boat, say bosses. Ha-ha. Real safe. Now, you promised! No hurt! Gods ROT you if you sneaky-sneak-sneak."
::An oath is an oath, and sacred before the gods.
:Rishaal summons me. Where is the gate to the other worlds? "Dunno, brother. Little bosses say magic boat, gotta fix, busted, bits gone, gotta find. Find bits, fix'um up, THEN we go."
::Thanks, brother, and fare well.
And the third:
"NASTY mankin! Die! Now!"
:No, thank you.
Show: Level 2
"Akgh! More MAN-thing. All SAME-same. Which? Serve who?"
:None of your business. And you can go ahead and bite me. Immediately. "Want BITES? Bites SOFT parts! HARD!"
::Right here, pal.
:Simmer down. Can't tell you critters apart either. I'm a man-thing, all right, but I'm working for your boss, so go about your business and leave me alone. "Ahhh. Think me STUPID? You big fat liar, betcha. TAST-TEE liar."
::Right. Come get some sugar, bladder bag.
:Perhaps you'd like to tremble and fall to your knees before the Master Battlemage Clarentavious Valisious, who'd rather burst you than chat with you. "Blah-blah-blah-blah-BLAH! Lie-lie-LIE! Now you get BIG bites and scratches!"
::No runty, flap-earred daedra calls me a liar and gets away with it.
Or:
"Hey? What you do? You nice man-thing, yes? Act nice, and go away."
:Nice man-thing does as he pleases, and don't you forget it.
Or:
"We knows this one! It kills our FRIENDS! So WE rips its flesh and eats it bits."
:Me? You must be kidding. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
:I'll take you on, and your squeaky friends, too.
:Oh, dear. I suppose now I must pound you to a pulp for a bit.
After using the teleporter:
"Help! Help! MAN-thing! KILL-KILL!"
:Ha-HA! I want to pop legs RIGHT OFF! And PEEL SCALPS with RUSTY METAL SCRAPS! Ha-HA! "WAAH! SCARED!"
::Ha-Ha-HA-HA-HA! Blood! Guts! HUGE CHUNKS OF SCAMPS MEAT!
:No need to panic, little friends. Go FREE! Go FREE! I release you from your cruel servitude! Go forth henceforth, and love LIGHT and MERCY. "Uhh what? You be nice?"
::I love all things, and only want every living creature to be happy and free.
:Look out! Behind you! Aggh! AGHH! "Huh? Where?"
::BEHIND you, nitwit!
Or:
"Scamp very sad. Rishaal tell Scamp "Bite nasty man-thing." But man-thing pop Scamp like grape."
:You are pretty smart for a scamp. So I'll give you a count of five running head start. One two three
Or:
"Sneaky, lying, man-thing. Sneaks and cheats us, hurts us. Now we catch it, pull its arms HARD POP!"
:Me? You must be kidding. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
:I'll take you on, and your squeaky friends, too.
:Oh, dear. I suppose now I must pound you to a pulp for a bit.
Or:
"BAD man-thing! RIP stinking FACE! Bite and scratch and chew the TIPS and BITS!"
:You know, sometimes I really enjoy this work.
==Gallery==
Battlespire - Scamp Concept Art.png|Concept art
==Trivia==
*Scamps in Battlespire were voiced by Ken Rolston.Todd Howard and Ken Rolston: Most Memorable Elder Scrolls Moments
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==References==
de:Skamp (Battlespire)
ru:Скамп (Battlespire)