Stevensons Pizza

Stevensons Pizza, Season 4 Episode 5, is where Don and the crew attempt to make a pizza place to rack up both more cash and more popularity. It goes well, until it doesn't. 
The Episode begins at the office when Don, Jerry, George and Simon are contemplating what to do to get more money, while Rodrigo, Terry-Jones and Quincy are drinking whiskey in the background. George brings up the fact he's craving pizza as a spur of the moment comment. Don then sarcastically made a comment about how they could start a pizza place, selling pizza. Jerry and George loved that idea and said that's what they could do, as people would buy it. Then, Simon got on his computer and bought a toaster oven to start making pizza.
Two days later, the toaster over got sent to their office. Don tried to explain to Jerry and George that they wouldn't use a toaster oven to make the pizzas they would sell, but they didn't want to hear it. Then George got to work and put canned crushed tomatoes on a saltine cracker, along with shredded marble cheese and ripped up pieces of Hungarian salami. He popped them onto a tray and into the toaster oven and five minutes later, they ate them. He told the rest of the crew to sit down and eat them to see if they're good. Rodrigo dipped his in chocolate milk and Don was disgusted. George tried to explain to Don that people would by this but Don didn't agree at all.
After the pizza crackers, Don phoned a business company to buy an empty lot. He told them their plan to make a pizza place out of it and the company allowed them to have the empty lot, if they could make something out of it in the time span of two weeks. The company wanted 2,500$ for it. Don bought it and got very confident that he and the crew could do it. So they all got into the car and drove down to the empty lot. It was a little cubby hole in a strip of stores. It was right next to a Korean buffet and a nail salon. 
Upon entering the lot, Don complained it wasn't big enough, Jerry went to find the bathroom, Bartholomew began to sweep and Simon, started sneezing. Don then called the company that sold this to them and got them to bring the equipment over. When they got there, they got the big pizza oven out, a bunch of little containers and a refrigerator along with a lot of metal shelves. However, they didn't bother to bring it inside and just left it out on the sidewalk. Leaving Don and the crew to have to get it in and all set up. 
So Don, Quincy, Terry-Jones and Rodrigo all dragged in the huge, double slotted pizza oven into the lot. It was very heavy and since Rodrigo sweated a lot, his whole corner he was carrying got soaked in sweat. While Jerry and George held the doors open. Then, when the counter came in front of them, they had to drag it at an angle and after a lot of strenuous strategy, they got it where it was supposed to be. Don then rushed to the kitchen sink, which was already there, to get a drink. Out came an orange colored water that Don said, tasted like moldy cinnamon. Rodrigo was so tired he dragged in a chair from outside to sit down. 
Then, the crew got all the shelves and set them up, while Rodrigo took a nap on the chair he brought it. George set up one of the shelves wrong and it was crooked. Terry-Jones then took over with that. They got in all the containers and put them around. The last order of business was to get the refrigerator in. So they moved Rodrigo's chair that he was sleeping on out of the way, and got in the fridge. I guess they didn't bother to open it until it was in the kitchen, because when they did open it, a strong reek of metal hit the crew and Jerry passed out. Don patted a wet towel against Jerry's head when he was on the floor and he woke up. 
After getting the kitchen all spick and span, they began to get their ingredients from the truck and created their masterpieces. Don made a pepperoni, onion and ranch sauce pizza, Rodrigo a gummy bear, maraschino cherries sweet yogurt sauce pizza, George a BBQ pizza with BBQ potato chips, barbeque sauce and prime rib, Jerry an authentic Italian pizza with garlic oil and mozzarella dollops, Simon made a gluten free vegan pizza with extra mild sauce, Bartholomew a Australian pizza with kangaroo meat and vegemite, Terry-Jones made a jerk chicken with habanero sauce and grinded spicy peppers and lastly, Quincy's salad on flatbread with balsamic dressing. Don printed out black and white photos of him and duct taped them to the pizza boxes.
After making their pizzas, they tried out the oven and of course, Don set the temperature too high and the pizza got burnt to a black disc. Rodrigo ate it though, so they didn't have to waste food. Once they got the temperature out, they sent Rodrigo outside to advertise the pizza place. He got distracted and chased a cat he saw but Terry-Jones got him back. They dressed him in a nun costume and gave him a sign that said "eat our piza!" Don forgot the second z. They then set up their plastic tables and Don got cut by a crack in one of the tables. They put the checkered red and white cover over it and then got the chairs out. They set them up around the three tables and waited for their first customer. 
Rodrigo was in his happy place as he got to yell at people, knocking coffee out of their hands, screaming insults at their mother and going as far as to kick a ladies dog because she wasn't interested. They got Terry-Jones to advertise the pizza place dressed in a chicken costume with the same sign. Terry-Jones got them their first customer, who was a chubby Mexican man. Because he was their first patron, Don gave him a complementary cowboy hat as their first customer. He ordered the Don and got it. He sat down on their plastic chairs and dug into Don's pizza. It burnt his mouth so bad he fell to the floor screaming Mexican slurs. Jerry panicked and phones 911 as Quincy and Simon tried to help the poor man up. The ambulance got their and put him in the stretcher. 
After that hiccup in management, they got Terry-Jones back out on the street to advertise. That's when Don had the idea to just ask Weazel News if they could promote their business. He called Weazel News and they approved of it. Then Jerry got the camera out, and filmed Don in front of the pizza place, live on Lifeinvader. All of a sudden, people started flooding into Stevensons pizza and they had to make a lot of pizza. 
The Don, Jerry's Pizza Italiana, TJ's Hot Perfection and Quincy's Garden flatbread were the most popular. Nobody ordered Simon's, only kids ordered Rodrigo's and only two pure blooded Aussies ordered Bartholomew's. Everybody had to cram into the pizza place as much as possible as they couldn't put anymore tables in the pizza place. The nail salon and the Korean buffet neighboring them didn't approve of tables being outside as they'd have to be in front of their stores as the pizza place was quite small. 
As the day seemed to be going quite well, Rodrigo saw a mouse, screamed at the top of his lungs, scaring the crew and causing Jerry to throw the pizza he was holding in the air, resulting in it landing on a kid. Rodrigo tried to run away but slipped on a puddle of oil, knocked the sauce can off the counter and the sauce can spilled all over the kitchen and Rodrigo's face was covered in red sauce and was too stunned to speak. Don and George were hopping all around trying to avoid the mouse, who was running around. Quincy backed himself into the corner of the kitchen with a spatula and was swinging it around, screaming. Jerry was out in the seating area apologizing to the kid, who had TJ's Hot Perfection in his eyes. Terry-Jones panicked and picked up the mouse and threw it into the oven, and it landed on the pizza. That same pizza was served to a customer, who ate it not knowing there was a mouse in the pizza. He died of rabies a month later.