Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic The Hedgehog appeared briefly in Sally Acorn Vs. Mega Man 2, ostensibly to help Sally Acorn against Mega Man, Astro Boy and Geno. He was then murdered and replaced by Steve Urkel due to Sally's complaints, as the Announcer brought in the modern SEGA version instead of the SATAM counterpart. He was voiced by Miles in the original video and WrightOnTarget in the remaster, who would later voice him in the Season 4 premiere Sonic Expanded Universe where he uses his SATAM design and at one point, transforms into Super Sonic where he kills Anakin Solo.
==Information on the Rapper==
Sonic the Hedgehog is the main character of the video–game based franchise of the same name, and the mascot of SEGA. He is an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog who can run at supersonic speeds and curl into a ball, primarily to attack enemies. In most games, Sonic must race through levels, collecting power-up rings and avoiding obstacles and enemies.
==Lyrics==
===Sally Acorn Vs. Mega Man 2===
It's my world, when I come out and step it up into the zone; 
Chaotic raps! Like this was Camelot, I'm stealing the throne! 
Throw you for a Shuttle Loop with that mad Spin Dash. 
YOU'RE TOO SLOW for me to fight; yo, let me battle the Flash! 
Score that S–Rank with flying Colors when I Unleash my rhymes, 
With 700 rings in hand, and I'll Crush you 40 times! 
And I can't promise that you'll Live, but you're sure as Iblis Learn 
Just What I'm Made Of, when my speed gives you all wack friction burns! 
(in background:) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
...Blah blah blah... Cracked so many eggs, could live on omelet– (*killed by Urkel*)
===Sonic Expanded Universe Vs. Star Wars Expanded Universe===
====Verse 1====
Think you can match the fastest thing alive tonight? God, you're pathetic:
You'll fall hard like Bespin; Rebels, better ready your medics!
You know I have to do it to it when I'm letting loose a verse,
And it's no special edition, but still the blue one's shooting first!
This prodigy was busting labor camps amid robo-slaughter,
While you were shooting at small animals and farming for water;
You didn't give so much as a Chuck about your uncle's death by fire!
Sonic says: you're all washed up; go climb inside a tumble dryer!
Your swift saber strikes and speeder bikes could never come near to me,
And your teddy bears can't top these furry topplers of tyranny!
Man, my victory is certain, never mind a point of view:
Call this Ruusan, for the mind-blowing bombs I'm gonna drop on you!
====Verse 2====
I'll go Fleetway Super-me on you with disses so relentless,
You'll be ended as abruptly as your would-be first apprentice!
You're nowhere close to my coolness level, let alone way past it;
Just think where you'd be if R5-D4 hadn't blown a gasket!
You dis-armed your daddy twice before redeeming him with love,
But how about that idiotic business after, with his glove?
How can you play this once-and-future-future-king of former-Earth,
When you were dumb enough to pledge yourself to your arch-foe's rebirth?
====Verse 3====
All your trash-talk's like my birth name; I've a good mind to reject it,
Though it won't take Wookieepedia to put this in perspective:
As with your nephew from darkness, from my rhymes, you won't recover!
It'll take less time to finish you than you got with your mother!
====Verse 4====
You may fire when ready, Sal.
====Verse 5====
This ain't Yavin; no quick saves! Abandon ship; trust me: you wanna,
Lest you be exposed to coldness vaster than at the Katana!
====Verse 6====
Reassemble
BATTLESTATIONS!
====Verse 7====
Even Ric Olié would agree: that much is sorely obvious!
====Verse 8====
This Star Wars-Smashing Squad will put you in the ground without a scratch!
====Verse 9====
Nah; forget our friends Downunda, for I know far fiercer creatures:
I'll be chilling out off-panel while you face our backup feature…
====Verse 10====
I'm reassuming center stage again to kick your sorry tails,
Self-chosen as the one who'll bring back harmony, so sorry, Tails!
With fifty rings in hand, I'll blow you off your feet a second time;
Bring consequences far more dire than those winds in Vector Prime!
(*in Super Sonic mode*) This Chaos-Agent's trumped "Perfection" and curb-stomped wack salamanders,
And as non-robotic lizards go, call me your Finalhazard!
Like a Supreme Overlord with not a single string attached,
I'm unlimited to the seventh power; Palpatine's no match!
Equipped with but a single Emerald-set, of extras, I've no need
To send you to your Myrkr; striking you with Hyper-Sonic speed!
Taking a page from my Thoraxian performance as I spit this,
You'll go down in flames disastrously like my name was Iblis!
====Verse 11 (Super Sonic)====
I could decimate your cosmos Star by Star! What are you thinking,
Messing with the force that brought the dinosaurs to re-extinction?
It's my specialty to rise to challenges no other could;
A second great big Feisty softie's 'bout to get that understood… (*STRIKE!*)
====Verse 12 (Back to normal)====
Don't worry; I had rings left!
====Verse 13====
We've finally won it all,
And we don't even have to deal with any Wasteland protocol!
====Verse 14====
Wait, what?!
====Verse 15====
Your mind is surely Plagued by something; why the long face, Darth BoJack?
====Verse 16====
AW SHIT!! (shared line with the Freedom Fighters)
====Verse 17====
We're turning your own words against you, for with ours, we're flowing hate,
And screw the senate: this sick cypher will be what decides your fate!
====Verse 18====
Think you can slip a Mickey in past us? Well, you're intoxicated;
This is all-out verbal warfare; who are you to moderate it?
====Verse 19====
Yet, even Twenty-Five Years Later, still our comic's going strong!
====Verse 20====
Uh, dude: ever heard of copyright?
====Verse 21====
So what's the cost, then?
====Verse 22====
I swear, on my mother's life, you bastard: you will pay for this!
This can't be fucking happening…
====Verse 23====
Flynn?!
====Verse 24====
Sal, I- (*SLAP!*)
==Trivia==
*In his debut video, Sonic has the least amount of lines of any rapper in the series, excluding The Rowdyruff Boys and Kevin 11, who are considered cameos.
*He is the eighth character to be killed during a battle.
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