Silver Needs a Job

Silver Needs a Job is the pilot episode of The Silver Show. It stars Silver as he is fired from SEGA for being the worst videoshame character in existence. Angry at SEGA for making this wrongful decision, Silver vows to find a new job out of sheer spite.
==Script==
===Scene 1===
Fade in to Silver in front of a building, fighting Sonic with his telekinetic powers.
SILVER: IT'S NO USE!
(Audience laughs)
Silver freezes Sonic in midair, bashing him against a building repeatedly.
SILVER: Sonic, am I doing well so far?
Sonic replies with a struggled nod.
SILVER: WOOHOO!
Silver waves his arms above his head as he speaks, flinging Sonic into space. He crashes into the Sun with a splat as Silver looks up at the dark spot on the Sun.
SILVER: Um...I'm assuming that's a wrap?
Suddenly, Human #1 arrives onscreen.
HUMAN #1: Hey! You're the evil dude who just killed Sonic!
Human #2 arrives behind him.
HUMAN #2: Yeah! Let's get him!
SILVER: You think you can catch me?
Silver teleports away from them, appearing in front of his house. The original composition "Silver's Had a Bad Day" plays in the background.
SILVER: Well, that was a mistake. There must be wrong with my psychic power.
Silver waves his hands around as the door swings open and flies off its hinges.
SILVER: IT'S SO LOOSE!
(Audience laughs hysterically)
Fade to black.
===Scene 2===
Fade in to Silver, sweating nervously as he reads a letter while sitting on his bed.
SILVER: This...explains everything...
Silver reads the letter out loud, and a slightly faded image of Sonic appears onscreen as he speaks.
SONIC: Dear Silver, we regret to inform you that your felonies services at SEGA will no longer be required. Due to the fact that you killed my stunt double, your employment at our company has been terminated. Also, your psychic powers are ridiculous. Sincerely, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Silver rips the letter apart and flies through the roof, making a hole in it.
SILVER: Argh, I can't do anything right! First I accidentally kill Sonic's stunt double, then some people see me, and now I can't be in Sonic's shames! IT'S NO USE!
(Audience laughs)
Suddenly, a plane flies by with a banner in the back. It reads "Jobs Wanted--Call Number On Back".
SILVER: Ooh, looks interesting!
Silver grabs the banner with his telekinesis and rips it off the plane, pulling it towards himself.
SILVER: Now, let's see that number on the back. I'm gonna get a job! That'll show those pompous SEGA executives how awesome and independent I am! I'll be of SOME USE!
(Audience loses it)
Fade to black.
==Moral==
If you get fired, make sure it's for a good reason, and drink water.
==Trivia==
Human #2 was intentionally designed to look like a more muscular version of George W. Bush.
Category:Show episodes
Category:Silver Show Episodes