Shpee

Shpees are a humanoid species reminiscent to the Spy from Team Fortress 2. Two billion sphees are born every minute, but 99% of them die before reaching adulthood (usually within twelve seconds). Young shpees are called "baby shpees" by the shpee watching community, as they are largely ignorant, curious, and have incredibly high pitched voices. 
==Lifecycle ==
===Baby shpee===
These shpees are fresh out of the nest, and often know little about their cloaking or disguising abilities. They often stay around big, stronk hoovies in an attempt to stay safe, though they sometimes confuse enemy heavies for friendly heavies and get brutally slaughtered. When a shpee gets its first back stab, it grows its wings and begins to fly. 
===Adult shpee===
These are shpees who survive until adulthood. They usually have fancy clothing and weapons, and are much more experienced and less likely to die than their baby counterparts. 
===Papa shpee===
The end of the shpee lifecycle. This shpees have acquired a nest, wife, kids, and a job. Their craniums somehow expand, usually until it's head obscures its body. However, some papa shpee's heads expand for far too long, resulting in entire cities being swallowed up in a shpee's head. 
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