Inquiry of HuMeat by Zekian Common Nutrition Commission

In the middle era of the Zekian communis, a secret criminal corporation sold a strange mystery meat, which they branded as HuMeat, to the commoners and sometimes to the elevantes. This secretive organization refused to comply with laws that required all persons and corporations to disclose the ingredients of any foods that they sell to people in any type of market whatsoever to the Zekian Common Nutrition Commission, for disclosure of such information could lead to their prosecution and prohibition of interpersonal commerce by their illegal organization; therefore, the Commission obtained permission from the Council of Ministers and the People's Council of Zekia to perform an undercover inquiry of HuMeat.
Some ten thousand Commissioners claimed that they needed jobs "so bad that we'll do whatever you want." Dressed in shabby shirts, "tore-up leggings (pants)", and no shoes, they begged and pleaded with the company to "just give us a job, any job, and we'll do it." They were enlisted as trainees to learn how to find "scrumptious-looking dirtlings (humans)" and properly slaughter them.
==Discovery==
The undercover Commissioners discovered that the corporation was an illegal organization secretly supporting the commercialization of cannibalism. The makers of HuMeat unwittingly admitted to "getting big jams (money) from these dirtlings we slew." They confessed that they often went into ghettos and lowly slums to find people who "no one, nor the devils, long for or miss" and proceeded to slicing, burning, or striking them to death.
==HuMeat v. Zekian Common Nutrition Commission, arrest, trial, and ultimate incarceration==
Upon these discoveries, the Commissioners mysteriously fled the private headquarters of the HuMeat manufacturers and convened a secret council to determine how they should prosecute the manufacturers. They decided to charge them with defiance of safety measures, hard murder, unethical corporatism, and public deceit in a Court of the People.