List of StarGate Incidents

This is basically a list of all the things that have gone wrong at StarGate.
*0000- Ender trusts Carlos, gets kicked into a pit.
*0001- Sonake attacks the End, gets ass kicked a few days later.
*0002- Beyonder Armor Mark I destroyed.
*0003- Silas tries to hire Justin Bieber.
*0004- Xena forgets that gravity exists and glues a chest to the ceiling...
*0005- Alex attempts to make a VRMMORPG (Virtual-Reality Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) and fails miserably.
*0006- Silas accepts a duel with Endor.
*0007- Ender takes drugs and thinks that he is a snake for three whole days (yes, this actually happened).
*0008- Alex writes this list.
*0009- Hank (J.W.) reads Harry Potter while drunk, and gets pissed at Silas's son because Sirius dies.
*000a- Hank accidentally starts a food fight.
*000b- Hank and Silas have a diss-off, which turns into a rap battle, which turns into a mini-war.
*000c- Endin blows up.
*000d- Sonake cuts off Alex's hand, giving him a reason to build the Proton Blaster V6 and co.
*000e- Alex tests the Proton Blaster V3 and blinds Silas for three weeks.
*000f- Ender takes drugs again and thinks he is a rock for three whole months.
*000g- Shiftkey prank-calls the president of Russia.
*000h- ]0[ MAGNEMITE
*000i- The Dark Master underestimates Ender. Again.
*000j- Mario tries to feed Silas drugged spaghetti.
*000k- Silas accepts a duel with Endor again.
*000l- Xena trolls Ender by turning invisible for more than six years and stalking him.
*000m- Xena tries to outrun a horde of Sanic clones.
*000n- Ender steals Ray Arnold's weed cakes and gets high as a kite.
*000o- Ray tries to convince people that he is Obama in disguise.
*000p- Foxy works with Endin to try and nuke North Korea with its own bombs, but realise a bit too late that that would give away their location.
*000q- Ender decided to try and hire spiders as a prank, and ends up in a fear-induced coma.
*000r- Tor tries to kill Shaden.
*000s- Silas cockblocks Ender.
*000t- Endin allows Magnemite to corrupt In-000h.
*000u- Silas disses Conner.
*000v- Alex breaks physics. On multiple occasions.
*000w- Ender gets disqualified from a staring contest for cheating... using powers of suggestion. He doesn't even have those! ...yet.
*000x- Ender convinces the entire team to watch Dragon Ball: Evolution (the movie).
*000y- Silas convinces everyone to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender (the movie).
*000z- Almost everyone in the team gets cancer from the above movies. And Eddie attempts to burn the tumors out (he succeeds, but it was very painful).
*0010- SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE SILAS A BIOMETAL!
*0011- Conner is a douchenozzle and gets himself kidnapped and turns evil.
*0012- Alex gets his hand shot off.
*0013- Alex loses his hand again.
*0014- I'm starting to see a pattern in how Alex keeps losing his hand.
*0015- Alex misplaces his hand. Turns out Robin stole it.
*0016- Alex tests the Proton Blaster V6 Flash feature and blinds Silas for a few months.
*0017- Alex royally f*cks up when he not only gives everyone who played SBURB-Epsilon Overpowered NECREMODE powers, but also standard god tiers too.
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