Miscellaneous Humour

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;A list of humourous jokes, and questions and answers, upon some of C.Syde65's past experiences, or just humourous jokes which he composed himself.
(THIS PAGE IS SOLELY INTENDED AS HUMOUR AND IS NOTHING SERIOUS)
==Random and Interesting Questions and Answers==
===An Easter Bunny's Favourite Direction===
*Question: What is an 's favourite direction?
*Answer: !
===Sheep Playing Rugby===
*Question: Ever seen play ?
*Answer: No but when lots of sheep baa together, it sounds almost like a rugby match!
===Cow Plants based off Venus Fly Traps===
*Question: Are cow plants based off ?
*Answer: I initially thought so. But after reading the trivia section of this page, I thought perhaps not.
===What do I see in the moon===
*Question: What do you see in ?
*Answer: I see a realistic face.
===Cats prefer Bicycles or Lawn Mowers===
*Question: If a had to choose between the presence of a or a , what would they choose?
*Answer: A cat would prefer to be in the presence of a bicycle, because if they can count on the person on the bicycle, they will know that the person will ride by them, not over them. Lawn mowers on the other hand are too noisy for the cat, regardless of the person controlling it.
===What do you call an Instrument made of Gold===
*Question: What do you call an instrument that is made of and plays by vibrating one's lips against the mouthpiece?
*Answer: A gold instrument, because s are typically made of , not gold. However, since an instrument is usually determined by how it is played rather than by what it is made of, an instrument that is made of gold and plays by vibrating one's lips against the mouthpiece would end up being classified as a brass instrument anyway.
==Random Knock Knock Jokes==
===Knock, knock!===
*Who's there?
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*Santa Claus who?
*Santa !
===Knock, knock!===
*Who's there?
*Walter
*Walter who?
*Walter's leaking out of my drink bottle!
===Knock, knock!===
*Who's there?
*Justin
*Justin who?
*Justin Time!
===Knock, knock!===
*Who's there?
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*Easter who?
*!
==Don't fall for these pranks even though they're harmless==
===Click these links, if you DARE!!!===
*Don't click!
*Don't click this!
*Don't click this!
*Do not click!
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*And absolutely no one click this!
(No seriously, I want no one with the following user rights to click the last one – Rollback, Content Moderator, Assistant, Administrator, Content Volunteer, Spam Obliteration and Prevention, Wiki Specialist, Fandom Staff)
===Retired Pranks===
*crashsafari.com
Crashsafari.com was retired because it was actually considered harmful to some, and I didn't get to keep the link on this page for even a day due to spam filter protections, which is kind of lucky since I didn't really want anyone to fall victim to anything that they would consider harmful. I read that the site can be harmful to phones. More information about the site can be found here.
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