Osama bin Laden Returns

Osama bin Laden Returns is the eighteenth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs revives Osama bin Laden to negotiate funding for the Mr. Rabs show.
==Transcript==
*[This episode begins with Mr. Rabs in his house]
*Mr. Rabs: [Waking up] Oh... what a night... What happened
*[As he goes onto his computer he slowly remembers]
*Mr. Rabs: W-what? 0$!??? I must revive Osama!
*[Calls Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0]
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hello?
*Mr. Rabs: Hello, Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0. I need help getting to Mexico.
*[Cut to Mexico]
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I remember this place...
*Mr. Rabs: I think we all do. There's his body!
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh dear. Mr. Rabs, remember what happened last time you had to revive somebody on this show?
*Mr. Rabs: Oh yeah.
*[Cut to Dr. Fortnite B. Science's Lab]
*Dr. Fortnite B Science: Hello Rabs. What do you need?
*Mr. Rabs: I need you revive Osama bin Laden.
*Dr. Fortnite B Science: Alright! That'll be $50!
*[Mr. Rabs pays him 3 buttons and a thumbtack]
*Dr. Fortnite B Science: It's.. It's alive!
*Osama bin Laden: ما هو اليوم؟
*Mr. Rabs: Tuesday.
*Osama bin Laden: اه هذا عظيم
*Mr. Rabs: Now, let's figure out... التمويل!
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs House]
*Mr. Rabs: لذا دعني أخبرك القصة.
*Osama: على ما يرام.
*Mr. Rabs: كل شيء يبدأ في يوم لم أحدده
*Mr. Rabs: Nicolas Carr? Music editor for SpongeBob SquarePants?
*[Mr. Rabs clicks the "Hire" button"] Narrator: 6 1/2 weeks later...
*[Nicolas Carr is on Mr. Rabs doorstep]
*Mr. Rabs: Yello?
*Nicolas Carr: Hello, Mr. Rabs. I'm Nicolas Carr.
*[Mr. Rabs' Head explodes]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh my god! Nicolas Carr! I'll pay you the whole shows budget to edit the music.
*Nicolas Carr: Alright, so what episodes will I be editing?
*Mr. Rabs: All episodes EXCEPT Squiddard, the Choir Boy.
*Nicolas Carr: Oh ok.
*Mr. Rabs: Thanks, Carr. You're the best!
*[Nicolas Carr gets working, all episodes are edited snappily]
*Mr. Rabs: Alright, Carr, here's your pay!
*Nicolas Carr: Thanks! Have a good day, I hope the Mr. Rabs show goes well!
*Mr. Rabs: Thanks! [Closes the door] Now, I gotta check the shows budget.... w-what? 0$!???
*Mr. Rabs: وهذا ما حدث!
*Osama bin Laden: أرى كيف يمكن أن يكون ذلك مشكلة. ماذا عن الانتقال من الكابل إلى البث!
*Mr. Rabs: Great Idea! I mean.. فكرة عظيمة.
*Osama bin Laden: حسنًا ، لقد انتهى وقتي هنا.
*Mr. Rabs: شكرا اسامة.
*[Osama bin Laden goes into his car and drives into the air]
*Mr. Rabs: Well, i'm not going to leave cable, but I sure am gonna go on streaming!
*Narrator: You know what? Maybe he wasn't so bad after all. He was helpful to Rabs.
*[End]
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