C.P.O. Pertwee and the Lead Half Crowns

==Opening remarks==
On those occasion when there's nothing on the telly and The Navy Lark isn't on the radio, what better way to enjoy yourself than to take the advice of the commercial and spend an evening at your local? There's lots to talk about, the short measure, the high prices and the fact that Frank brought you a light ale and when you brought him one back it cost you 35 and six because of the 14 friends with him you hadn't noticed. Added to this, someone burnt a hole in your coat with their cigarette end, and the stool you sat on was damp and that left everyone with a false impression when you stood up, and you got done by the breathalyser on the way home. Well, undeterred by this prospect Lieutenant Commander Murray and Sub-Lieutenant Phillips are determined to enjoy their evening out at the Popple's Head in Portsmouth.
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