Jon Crash's Primal Essence Dream

Note: This isn't what I expect to happen in Primal Essences full release. It is what I ended up dreaming of so I wanted to write this down here.
==The Dream==
This seems to be maybe a third or even in the middle of the game. A.B. is asking everyone in an inn to eat up because a "Big Storm is coming".
Cue the chapter title card popping up: The Big Storm
We are introduced to A.B., Steve, Reese, Dali, Taffer, Ira, and some guy named Chuck decided to raid an Indigo Syndicate warehouse. Chuck is some local mercenary they decided to hire to aid them. The game keeps hinting he'll be a playable character and he has "Secrets that'll ruin Popeye Jr" forever. Two minutes in he decided to into the front door but the front door exploded due to terrible technology making the automated doors unstable. Cue a five minute flashback scene of Chucks life. After the cutscene is over, Taffer asked if Chucks existence was a joke or not. A.B. promised to avenge his death as they waltz in.
Cue a dungeon called "DEATHS WAREHOUSE". It's just a regular warehouse full of Indigo Syndicate soldiers and robots. Gunners, sword users, Axemen, Snipers, and Indigo Syndicate "Ferals": Soldiers who became rabid animals by biting and kicking.
At the end of the Warehouse dungeon, we find Lazlo and Eegore plotting something.
"Hey, assholes." said Steve as he looked at them.
This caused Eegore to run away as Lazlo went to a strange, giant cage.
"You don't know the sins of humanity, Steve. Your sins have defined your existence!" as Lazlo began to speak. Cue some ominous latin chanting from men in cloaks. Lazlo would open the cage as a strange, reptillian beast crawled out.
BOSS FIGHT: THE DEATH REPTILE KING
This is where the dream ends...
==The Second Dream==
Somehow a second Primal Essence related dream happened and it is all over the place. It has stuff both in and out of the game.
The dream started with Dali, Reese, Fredericka, and Red preparing to raid some cave to fight the Indigo Syndicate. Before they could, an old man teleported the four of them somewhere to tell how the Indigo Syndicate has destroyed many cities and it is up to our heroes to use the Georama feature to build your own thriving cities. This would cause people in forums to respond with "PRIMAL ESSENCE IS DARK CLOUD 3!?" is a recurring meme.
Afterwards our heroes decided to go into the cave, completely annihilating any soldiers along the way including a mini-boss called "BOB, THE EXECUTIONER OF FLAMES" whose font is in Dark Souls font, making him an inside joke no one got.
We would eventually get into a boss fight with some of Popeye Jr's guards, dubbed "THE VEHICLE OF HATE". Yes, they drive a car to try and hit us. Once we beat the boss fight, we see Popeye Jr. took a bit shit on the ground and is staring at us cross-eyed. Somehow his most use face sprite is him drooling and cross-eyed. He would then run and we completed the mission.
Outside the game, people complain how Popeye Jr. is not a compelling villain. Others say he he reminds them of Homelander from The Boys. And then there are others who say "He is like my friend Jeff!" People also complained the game is more difficult than Elden Ring.
Despite these complaints, it became RPG Maker game of the year.
And that is the end of the dream...
==The Third Dream==
This dream started out a bit more forward. The game opened up with a 2 minute anime-style intro that I am surprised RPG Maker could even do. When I booted up the game, I already have a save file. I booted it up and there was a destroyed city. Fredericka and Red were tending to a dying guy. Dali was on his knees, screaming. And Reese was stabbing a dead Indigo Syndicate soldier for six hours straight. Seemed like something happened that made our heroes scream in agony and killed a lot of people in this town.
Ira was walking, looking down. He kept repeating "How can this be" over and over... And then a yellow aura surrounded him. Steve and AB were watching in shock as Ira was channeling ancient power... And then Ira's hair grew yellow and started charging at Navy Tower to raise his kill count.
Ira has attained SLAYER FORM 4 GOD YELLOW.
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