恶魔Fictionist (Èmó Fictionist)

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==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
啖甘食　八卦不够新鲜　浮躁气太盛 	dàn gānshí bāguà bùgòu xīnxiān fúzàoqì tài shèng 	Placing the bait, the gossips are quite lacking in fresh material, the shallowness is simply too widespread
过两天一定会上火　去嚼些伪科普清口 	guò liǎng tiān yīdìng huì shànghuǒ qù jué xiē wèi kēpǔ qīngkǒu 	I’m likely to be down with a fever after two days, guess I’ll chew it over those fake pop-sci quick bites
说人间　男男女女相恋　因爱而生恨 	shuō rénjiān nánnánnǚnǚ xiāngliàn yīn ài ér shēng hèn 	It was said, that in the romances between two men and two women, that hate is rife to be borne because of love
我只当我是旁观者　不愿想多 	wǒ zhǐ dāng wǒ shì pángguānzhě bùyuàn xiǎng duō 	I’m just an onlooker, I don’t want to have many opinions
 	 	
尝美酒　杜康不愧称神　飘飘然怪嗔 	cháng měijiǔ dùkāng bùkuì chēng shén piāopiāorán guàichēn 	Try the wine, Du Kang杜康 Du Kang, the purported inventor of wine in ancient China, a patron saint of winemakers truly deserves to be immortalized, with a light and airy feeling I proceed to air my grievances
贪欲怎么能叫原罪　是痴客在自答自问 	tānyù zěnme néng jiào yuánzuì shì chīkè zài zìdázìwèn 	How could you even call greed the original sin? The stupid guests痴客 lit. ‘stupid guests’, according to the lyricist refers to shallow critics/commentators. like to make their own answers to their own questions
若要想　抓眼球当然是　桃色的新闻 	ruò yào xiǎng zhuā yǎnqiú dāngrán shì táosè de xīnwén 	If I were to think about, on how the gossip rags are quite obviously the most eye-catching in the human world
大脑显示自带色差　好奇心作祟 	dànǎo xiǎnshì zìdài sèchà hàoqí xīn zuòsuì 	The brain shows its own chromatic distortion, oh, the faults of curiosity
 	 	
我笔下怪事万千　飞龙也跌落人间 	wǒ bǐxià guàishì wànqiān fēilóng yě diéluò rénjiān 	I’ve written about many strange things, including the dragonThis line (the dragon that’s fallen into the mortal world) refers to the ‘Incident of the Yingkou Dragon’, an incident in August 8th 1934 when a set of “dragon bones” were found and reported north of Liao river. A program on CCTV upon investigating this incident in 2004 would judge the “dragon bones” shown in a photograph to be the wrongly arranged bones of a whale, and confirm the remains of the “dragon bones” owned by eyewitness Sun Zhengren to be the fossilized remains of a Quarternary period wild horse. that’s fallen into the mortal world
好生伺候却徒留骨骸　消失不见 	hàoshēng cìhòu què tú liú gǔhái xiāoshī bùjiàn 	Waited upon with much care, before it suddenly disappears completely, leaving behind only a set of bones
撒旦何须扮鬼脸　说自己算个神仙 	sādàn héxū bàn guǐliǎn shuō zìjǐ suàn gè shénxiān 	What need does Satan have to play the part of the devil, if he were to call himself a celestial?
混进俗世玩乐　却忘返流连 	hùn jìn súshì wánlè què wàngfǎn liúlián 	I’ve snuck into this vulgar world to have my fun, but I didn’t think I would’ve become quite reluctant to leave
 	 	
堕落的城市　神明无法容身　污秽太光鲜 	duòluò de chéngshì shénmíng wúfǎ róngshēn wūhuì tài guāngxiān 	The city’s fallen from its grace, leaving not a place for the gods, its filth’s simply too bright and dazzling
九天再九夜　与天堂隔得太远 	jiǔ tiān zài jiǔ yè yǔ tiāntáng gé dé tài yuǎn 	Nine days and nine nights, that’s how much we’re far apart now from Heaven
当代失乐园　不似以往黑暗　太阳能发电 	dāngdài shī lèyuán bùshì yǐwǎng hēi'àn tàiyángnéng fādiàn 	The contemporary Paradise Lost, isn’t like the former ages’ darkness, with the sun able to generate electricity
用大棚保温　等残蛹破茧 	yòng dàpéng bǎowēn děng cányǒng pòjiǎn 	Keeping heat under the greenhouse, as we wait for the (leftover) silkworms to burst from their cocoons
百万只复眼　都看着镜面上　名利场表演 	bǎiwàn zhǐ fùyǎn dōu kànzhe jìngmiàn shàng mínglìchǎng biǎoyǎn 	A million compound eyes, all looking into the mirror, where the fight for fame and glory ensues
赚满怀金银　捧着花走下台阶 	zhuàn mǎnhuái jīn yín pěngzhe huā zǒuxià táijiē 	To earn a boatful of money, to take the flowers home as you descend the stairs
昂贵卸妆水　卸不掉假面也　遮不住虚伪 	ángguì xièzhuāng shuǐ xiè bù diào jiǎmiàn yě zhē bù zhù xūwèi 	The expensive makeup remover isn’t able to remove the mask or to cover up the lies
獠牙沾了血　望向那赤红明月 	liáoyá zhānle xuè wàng xiàng nà chìhóng míngyuè 	The fangs are moistened with blood, facing towards the bright red moon
 	 	
到深夜　写稿直打瞌睡　咖啡泡红枣 	dào shēnyè xiěgǎo zhí dǎ kēshuì kāfēi pào hóngzǎo 	When the night falls, I find myself dozing off while writing, so I brewed myself some coffee infused with red dates
自称修仙兢兢业业　破晓时　再回房睡觉 	zìchēng xiūxiān jīngjīngyèyè pòxiǎo shí zài huí fáng shuìjiào 	I, the self-proclaimed ‘immortal’,修仙 lit. ‘cultivate(d) to an immortal’. An immortal in Chinese Taoist stories has no need for food, water, or sleep. Additionally they are immune to heat and cold, do not age, and can fly. am ever-so cautious and conscientious, when dawn arrives, I’ll be back in my room to go to sleep
找参考　入狱三年血赚　真不是恶搞？ 	zhǎo cānkǎo rùyù sānniánxuèzhuàn zhēn bù shì ègǎo? 	Looking for consultation, only to come across guys saying they’d willingly bear a three-year sentence for the sake of getting someA reference to a particularly nauseating rape comment. The full comment in question is 三年血赚, 死刑不亏., isn’t this just too terrible for a joke?
快餐文学最流行　怎丧字儿得了 	kuàicān wénxué zuì liúxíng zěn sàng zì'er déliǎo 	Fast food literature is really popular, but I don’t know of any way to write those “mournful” writingsThis line is in reference to 丧文化 lit. ‘mournful’ writings, writings that are pessimistic, depressive or expressing towards the decadent nature of morals and society. Characteristic works of this nature include the characters Pepe the Frog and Gudetama, or the show Bojack Horseman.
 	 	
现实真怪事作谏　猪豚穿西装抽烟 	xiànshí zhēn guàishì zuò jiàn zhū tún chuān xīzhuāng chōuyān 	Taking the stranger-than-fiction reality to be a cautionary tale, the pigs are wearing suits and smoking cigarettes
吞云吐雾与人们碰杯　讨还价钱 	tūnyúntǔwù yǔ rénmen pèngbēi tǎohuán jiàqián 	They breathe the smokes in, toasting glasses with the humans, then haggling over prices
故事抢到了焦点　梦回四八九一年 	gùshì qiǎngdào le jiāodiǎn mèng huí sìbājiǔyī nián 	The story wrests itself to the focal point, dreaming back to the year 4891
你们歌颂那座　美丽无名圈 	nǐmen gēsòng nà zuò měilì wúmíng juàn 	Go sing an ode to praise that row of the Nameless Brave New CagesThe phrase ‘Nameless Brave New Cages’ is an amalgamation between the dystopian novel titles ‘Brave New World’ and ‘Nameless Country’ (Chinese: 《无名国》). However, no actual book seems to exist with the latter book’s title. The lyricist also admits that they might be misremembering the title of the second novel.
 	 	
和谐的盛世　天使亦可容身　如你我所愿 	héxié de shèngshì tiānshǐ yì kě róngshēn rú nǐwǒ suǒ yuàn 	The flourishing time of “harmony”和谐 “harmony” is Chinese slang for censorship. （和谐的）盛世 […] 如你（我）所愿 “this age (of harmony) is just like (you and I) wished” is a phrase that has been sardonically used by Chinese netizens: [Link], even the angels can find themselves residing here, it’s just like you and I wished
十八个日月　与地狱天差地别 	shíbāgè rì yuè yǔ dìyù tiānchādìbié 	Eighteen days and nights, that’s how much we’re far apart now from Hell
说秩序井然　反对就被禁言　哪敢有意见 	shuō zhìxùjǐngrán fǎnduì jiù bèi jìnyán nǎ gǎn yǒu yìjiàn 	Say your things in perfect order, were you to oppose you’ll find yourself silenced, just like so, who could find their opinion now?
封杀口耳眼　等不到明天 	fēngshā kǒu ěr yǎn děng bù dào míngtiān 	Closing my eyes, ears and mouth, I can’t wait ‘till tomorrow comes
打道回冥府　至少创作自由　不会被限制 	dǎdào huí míngfǔ zhìshǎo chuàngzuò zìyóu bù huì bèi xiànzhì 	I’m going back to the underworld, at least there my creative freedom won’t be restricted
不问而自取　我心血喂养虫豸 	bùwèn ér zìqǔ wǒ xīnxuè wèiyǎng chóngzhì 	Neither asking any questions nor inviting myself to the trouble, the blood poured from my heart shall feed the insects
先人曾有云　既身在伊甸园　恶果必自食 	xiānrén céng yǒu yún jì shēn zài yīdiànyuán èguǒ bì zì shí 	My predecessors used to say, since the first humans were in Eden, that they were the ones to have eaten the forbidden fruit in the first place
取一根肋骨　造一类商品附庸 	qǔ yī gēn lèigǔ zào yī lèi shāngpǐn fùyōng 	Taking a rib from their own, they build a kind ready to be commodified as goods, ready to be subservient
 	 	
恶魔小说家　看破七情六欲　看不透人间 	èmó xiǎoshuōjiā kànpò qīqíngliùyù kàn bù tòu rénjiān 	The Demon Fictionist, is able to understand the wants and desires in the humans, but she is left with incomprehension at the human world
写奇事异症　写不出蛇蝎阴险 	xiě qíshì yìzhèng xiě bù chū shéxiē yīnxiǎn 	She’s written about several marvels and abnormalities, but she finds herself unable to write about the vicious nature between the ‘snakes’ and the ‘scorpions’
信仰是肤浅　弑神津津乐道　人定能胜天 	xìnyǎng shì fūqiǎn shì shén jīnjīn lè dào rén dìng néng shēng tiān	Faith is only skin-deep, they giddily chat over ways to kill God, with the belief that human nature will prevail over Heaven
更不畏鬼魂　与罗刹定下了婚约 	gèng bù wèi guǐhún yǔ luōshā dìngxiàle hūnyuē 	They’re even more defiant of ghosts, even willing to enter an agreement to be wed with the rakshasa罗刹 ‘rakshasa’, a ferocious being in Hindu mythology. According to the lyricist this is analogous to “domestic abuser”.
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