Notch Sighting 2

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Incident 01/01/2018
A player named Oof7846358 was on his modded Minecraft world with his girlfriend Version_87583735 who were just having fun, they were just having the times of their lives,  they were looting items for fun such as modded hoes, guns, gun ammo, and etcetera, once they were heading towards their base (were they both lived in.), a large bolt of lightning struck a few hundred blocks away from them, they were slightly startled and went rushing towards were once the lightning struck only to find something that would be forever etched in their Hippocampus, they found Notch, Oof7846358 immediately pulled out one of his modded guns and began shooting Notch who exploded like a Creeper and dropped a single apple, Oof7846358 began setting the apple on fire with Flint & Steel burning the apple to nothingness, once Oof7846358 had finished it  off he and Version_7846358 went back having fun, after 41 minutes Paul Fitzgerald (Oof's real- name.) planned with Version_87583735 to go to a Village for loot (Which was for fun of course.) finally they went to the village and managed to loot Four Litten Hoes, Three Buizel Hoes, Six Buizel powder, Five Grovyle Hoes, and Two Brionne Hoes, and a few more (which all of course- were mods.), once they had finished looting and gathering everything they needed Notch spawned right in front them, suddenly Notch pulled out a old-textured diamond sword and charged towards Paul and Version_87583735 causing their game to crash and be redirected towards an Indev version of minecraft were they were bombarded with pop-ups of 2000s to 2010 nostalgia stuff, I Gotta Feeling from the Black Eyed Peas constantly played together with Calm1.ogg, they wandered the indev world for 21 minutes before they both rage quitted and smashed their keyboard, they lost all their memories, all their progress and work, finally they started playing Roblox and still continued having fun. 
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