The krusty disaster!

The krusty disaster! is the first episode of A sponge series.
== Transcript ==
(opens with a shot of the Krusty Krab)
(zooms inside)
SpongeBob: what a wonderful day for cooking krabby patties!
Squidward: not really.
SpongeBob: lighten up Squidward, you just don't cook krabby patties.
Squidward: thankfully.
Mr. Krabs: everyone! i just earned a penny from some random company!
(Mr. Krabs trips on a floorboard)
(the penny falls and somehow breaks)
Mr. Krabs: NO!!!! IT WAS FAKE!!!
(Mr. Krabs grabs a hammer and smashes everything in a rampage)
(everyone runs out of the Krusty Krab except Squidward and SpongeBob)
(Patrick comes in)
Patrick: what's going on?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs broke a piece of money or something and-
Mr. Krabs: IT WAS A PENNY!!!
Squidward: exactly, no need to get so uptight about it.
(Mr. Krabs glares at him)
Mr. Krabs: all i know is, i lost one cent and i need to bring more people back for money.
Patrick: need to bring people back? well, it's possible that i could help.
(bubble transition)
(Patrick and Mr. Krabs are outside)
Patrick: first, you need to hold a sign that says "come in."
(a close up of Patrick's sign saying "COOM EEN")
Patrick: then, you throw it. weee!!
(he throws the sign and it lands on Mr. Krabs's head)
Mr. Krabs: let's try something else, shall we?
(bubble transition)
Patrick: if the small sign doesn't work, make a billboard!
(shows a billboard that says "GO TO PATRIK'Z KRUTTY KKLAB")
Mr. Krabs: hey! but it's my Krusty Krab! 
(climbs up ladder to billboard)
Mr. Krabs: let's see, i'll just put my name, and paint myself, and-
(the ladder tips over)
(Mr. Krabs falls on the ground, causing the billboard to fall backward)
Patrick: well, that didn't work.
Mr. Krabs: (pained) you're telling me...
(bubble transition)
Patrick: so, the last thing could be..
(Patrick looks around)
(Patrick notices the nails on the wall)
Patrick: these nails might be unsettling to people. get rid of them, and people come.
Mr. Krabs: wait, no-
(Patrick removes a nail, causing the KK to come down in pieces)
Patrick: nailed it.
Mr. Krabs: you just destroyed my whole restaurant!!
Patrick: oops.
(suddenly, almost everybody comes swarming the Krusty Krab, ordering stuff)
Mr. Krabs: well, looks like it's a happy ending for me after all!! (laughs)
THE END
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