This Battle is Over

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Odin punched Hel in the face.
The fight had dragged on and now both the gods were exhausted. The behemoths were drenched with sweat and the rain of the earth. They had their fun using magic and throwing each other into hillsides, but now the fight had devolved into nothing short of two living mountains duking it out in a good old fashioned slug fest.
Hel reared up on her two legs, using her dropping weight to her advantage as she slammed Odin across his jaw, sending the god reeling. He returned though with a punch of his own, each blow and each step causing the earth to shake, and buildings in the far distance to crumble. The wrapped their hands around each other’s throats, Hel heading butting Odin twice, before Odin rammed his knee into her gut, throwing her to the ground. He punched her again in the nose and she snorted angrily. “Graaaaaamps!” she yelled. “I’m sick of this!”   
Reaching over with a tendril, Hel grabbed up the long string of boats that had been flown in by Blunt. Shoving Odin away, she swung them around, and hit Odin across the jaw with a line of warships. She then jumped up, and got on his back, using the line of ships, which was a mere string compared to her size, as a means of asphyxiating her grandfather. 
Odin gagged and fought against her, eventually rolling to the ground and breaking free. The two panted, facing each other, and then Odin leaned back his head. “Mei too ma darlin mei to…” and with that, he shrank down, turning into that seventeen year old again with a long beard. Hel watched him, and then shrank as well. Odin rubbed the back of his neck. “It twas a good warm up I think…”
Hel nodded grimly. “It was…”
“And….well…I guess now we know what we’ll need to do next time we fight to actually finish the job…eh?”
“Quite…”
Odin shrugged. “Well…there be a lot of battles yet to be fought…but I think this regiment has seen enough. I’m going to send all those who wish to go to the soul stasis, and filter them into the new afterlife after I win.” he paused, and then a rare moment of humility came to him. “If I win…As for the rest…they can stay and fight with the second regiment…and what will you do?”
“Oh…” Hel huffed. “I have a lot of plans to organize…most of them involving the murder of my dad and your meddling wife.” She glanced over at the direction of the rebel camp, heaving a sigh. “I’ll store them…they can be safe…”
“HA! Like they’d be good to go fer that! Sorry dear but you have one of the most ungrateful batch of pappy bastards I ever did lay my good eye on.” Odin laughed.
Hel watched as the rain slowed, a whimsical look on her face.
“But I love them…”
Odin blinked, and then lowered his head in thought, glancing up at her. “You know…Loki may be trouble…but at least he had a good idea. Those rebels, they’re bad…and you know it. They don’t deserve a peaceful stasis…not yet at least. In my opinion they deserve to live life a bit longer…don’y ye think?”
Hel looked back at him, and then gave a rueful smirk. “Yeah…I think so to.”
Odin tapped his side, fluttering his fingers. “Tell ya what, jus because I hate ye so, I’ll dump more trouble on ya. There was a little girl that’s not a good listener and uh…a little stag that is uh…he’s uh…he’s a bad fighter….aye…that’s it, he’s a bad fighter. So I’m giving them both to you…”
“Oh no…” Hel said with a quirk of an eyebrow. “Whatever will I do?” She gave a sad smile. “So this fight is over then…Good bye grandfather.”
“Aye…” Odin said. “Good by little one.”
And then Odin ascended into light, and the voice of the field commander could be heard, calling back the Valhallan troops from across the field. The two armies separated, the battle was over…and it was the last time Hel would see her grandfather alive.
Category:BOTGD
Category:Season 5
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Category:Hel (deity)
Category:Odin