Plant Interviews 29: Split Pea

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the two-headed pea plant.
Me: "Hello Split Pea!"
Frontie: "Hi Miles!"
Backie: "Hey, why's the Sea-shroom with you?"
Sea-shroom: "Long story."
Me: "Split Pea, who are your friends?
Frontie: "Peashooter."
Backie: "Repeater."
Sea-shroom: "That's funny!"
Both heads: "WHY???"
Sea-shroom: "Erm...no reason!"
Me: "Do you like Digger Zombies?"
Backie: "Oh yeah!"
Frontie: "I HATE THEM!!!"
Me: "What about Prospectors?"
Backie: "I think you know the answer to that."
Frontie: "Stupid, stupid Prospectors!"
Sea-shroom: "Are you really a Gemini?"
Both heads: "Yes."
Me: "Do you really have an eyebrow war?"
Frontie: "Backie keeps hogging the eyebrows for himself! I hate it when he does that!"
Backie: "No I don't!"
Sea-shroom: "Yes, you do Backie. You always have the eyebrows!"
Backie: "Oh that's it! Frontie, turn around so I can shoot at Sea-shroom!"
Frontie: "Why should I? He's on my side!"
They continue arguing.
Me: "Sea-shroom, I think we should go."
Sea-shroom: "Yeah."
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