Wishes "Granted"

Category:Server Features
Category:Events
== Be Careful What You Wish For ==
On Rhapsody, one particular staff member is known for playing a little game with innocent, though often lazy, unsuspecting members of the server.
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Their "game" typically involves waiting around for one of the players to request something of them that requires or suggests using their admin abilities. Because they are the only person on the server with access to some features like world edit, they are typically the only member of staff asked to "help" with builds or materials. As a way to quell the idea that staff can just hand out anything while simultaneously "satisfying" or "fulfilling" the request(s), Dyatlov has taken to treating these exchanges as if they were a genie. The mischievous kind, too.
== Notable Wishes "Granted" ==
=== Spung Ball ===
* Cause: AgentMellohiCrow asking if xey could purchase some more sponges off of Dyatlov, after already being supplied with ample amounts of sponges to clear a water-filled space beneath the ugly ass isle.
* Result: Dyatlov walking over to a free space on the island and executing //sphere sponge 10.
* Aftermath: After AgentMellohiCrow's initial attempt to mine through a majority of it, multiple people who have needed sponges have been directed to the infamous spung ball in an effort to clear more of it out from the already ugly island.
=== Space Brick ===
* Cause: ___Kalopsia___ asking for Dyatlov's help extending some stone brick tower walls upwards without any prior specification of how tall or what material beyond the word "anything".
* Result: Dyatlov quickly and unfortunately taking advantage of ___Kalopsia___'s lack of specification in an attempt to teach her that you have to do something yourself if you wish for it to be done correctly... and that you must always specify what you really prefer in such cases. They extended the walls upwards some dozen blocks, and then replaced them with end gate blocks.
* Aftermath: ___Kalopsia__ sorely complained out of a sense of entitlement, and Dyatlov felt bad enough to reverse the atrocity with a classic execution of the /undo command. The victim of this wish "granted" then destroyed what she started with, and abandoned the idea for a castle she had originally planned.
=== Oxidized Copper Hide N' Seek ===
* Cause: VileGhost wanted to finish their entry for the Entity Effigy event on time, and because copper is notoriously scarce within Rhapsody's naturally generated world, they asked kindly for some free copper a-la-Dyatlov.
* Result: Dyatlov copying and pasting several fake "[Free]" oxidized copper signs all over a specific room inside of their castle until they filled all four walls, and then replacing only one with an actual functional "[Free]" sign that would serve as an infinite source of oxidized copper.
* Aftermath: VileGhost only had to go through two entire walls before locating the correct sign, rendering two of the sign-covered walls useless until the next time they need oxidized copper, and they hopefully forget where the one functional sign happens to be.
=== The Lantern Loser ===
* Cause: F50ST was too lazy to craft a measly 15 lanterns, and instead asked Dyatlov for them.
* Result: Dyatlov came directly from hell up to Glacial Outpost where F50ST was building to deliver an army of very healthy glowing skeletons in full netherite armor named "LANTERN KEEPER", who were often accompanied by giant slime mounts. Each skeleton would have a guaranteed drop of 15 lanterns, if you could manage to kill one.
* Aftermath: F50ST spent a considerable amount of time killing the lantern keepers off, eventually collecting the dubious lanterns after Emily stepped in to assist. F50ST wanted to keep one of the little slimes leftover as a pet, lovingly naming it "Goob"- however, Goob died much faster than predicted, sending F50ST off the server for the night.