Gold

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with the eviction ceremony)
Granite: This one was close. Nah just kidding, it was 3-1. Keanu, you’ve been evicted!
Keanu: Dammit!
(Keanu walks away)
Granite: Come on let’s go!
Noseward: Wait why are we going so fast-
Granite: Shut the hell up!
(Granite takes everybody to the basement)
Girly Teengirl: It’s like so musty down here.
Granite: Today’s challenge is easy. I hid a golden cube down here. First person to find it wins!
Bob Ross: That’s it?
Noseward: I agree, that’s it?
Granite: Yes.
(Girly Teengirl spots the cube)
Girly Teengirl: Time to win.
(Girly Teengirl walks toward the cube but all of a sudden gets sucked underground by a literal tornado)
Girly Teengirl: WHATTTTT 
Bob Ross: That doesn’t look fun.
(Noseward is standing next to Boxy the Box)
Noseward: I know something’s up with you. You always seemed suspicious. 
Boxy the Box: *falls over and sinks into the floor*
Noseward: Not so fast!
(Noseward dives in after Boxy and the two find themselves in a room made of silver)
Noseward: This is strange. 
Boxy the Box: It is.
Noseward: WAIT YOU JUST TALKED!
Boxy the Boxy: Indeed I did. And now, unfortunately you’ll have to be disposed of.
Noseward: What?
Boxy the Box: You heard me. Here’s what’s going to happen.
(Boxy the Box turns into a humanoid creature)
Boxy the Box: You know the truth now. I thought I did a really good job at hiding it too. The Equalizer is going to be so disappointed. If word of this gets out, I will have failed the council.
Noseward: Excuse me what?
Boxy the Box: I can’t be compromised. Well since you’re about to be blipped out of existence I guess it doesn’t matter what I tell you. I’m a higher being who belongs to a group of other higher beings governed by the Equalizer. You see Noseward, I was sent here to monitor EB and everybody associated with him since he recently became one of us. 
Noseward: This is all very fascinating.
Boxy the Box: Anyways here’s how this is going to work. In two minutes we’ll be out of this room. Well, I will. You’ll be gone and replaced with a copy I make that is you, but not you.
Noseward: This is interesting but terrifying.
Boxy the Box: Don’t worry my child, this won’t affect any of your other spin-off appearances.
Noseward: My what?
Boxy the Box: Never mind, it doesn’t matter. Anyways, just hush. This won’t hurt at all.
Noseward: Wait can i get final words?
Boxy the Box: Fine. 
Noseward: Uhhhh I don’t know what to say. I guess you got me?
Boxy the Box: Okay. Now just be quiet.
(There’s a blinding white light. Noseward and Boxy emerge in the main room, but Noseward is no longer Noseward)
Noseward: Hey look, the cube!
(Noseward grabs the cube and wins)
Granite: Noseward wins!
Bob Ross: Wait how?
Granite: He got the cube.
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Noseward: I nominate Bob Ross and Girly Teengirl. 
Bob Ross: Oh come on again? 
Noseward: Yes.
Girly Teengirl: No this means I’m going to be evicted!
Bob Ross: Why do you say that?
Girly Teengirl: You always survive! 
Bob Ross: Fair enough. 
Granite: EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LET THE VIEWERS VOTE!
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