Diss Track?

Diss Track? is the 2nd s1 episode of The Adventures of Travis and Tim! It premiered Jan 16th, 2019.
== Cast ==
* Travis
* Tim
* Joseph (debut)
== Transcript ==
(Ep begins with travis in his room at a table with a microphone)
Narrator: december 18th, 2018...
Travis: ...STOP SHOVING REMOTES UP YOUR ASS, JOSEPH!
Tim: (walks in) hi, travis!
Travis: well if it isn't my favorite Russian!
Tim: you want a russian salami sandwich
Travis: yes tim!
Tim: alright! (Walks out and closes the door)
Travis: where was i? Oh yes, the song. upload!
Tim: (walks in holding a sandwich) here it is travis- wha? (Drops plate and it breaks)
Travis: god damnit Tim, your gonna have to clean that!
Tim: travis, is that song about Joseph?
Travis: yes?
Tim: oh no!
Travis: what?!
Tim: Joseph texted me earlier while i was shooting fa-
Guy offscreen: no, we agreed to not use that!
Tim: i mean, while i was watching Leader Plankton, saying that if Travis makes another video on him he'll do something awful!
Travis: HAH! what'll that damn fool do?
Tim: i don't know, but you should probably watch out.
Travis: yeah, right. What'll he do, throw a remote that's been up his ass at me?
(Fade effect to Tim on the couch)
Narrator: December 23rd, 2018, five days later
Travis: (bursts in) TIIIIM!
Tim: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Travis: joseph! He announced a diss track!
Tim: I told you so- uh, i mean, WHAT?!
Travis: he announced it'll be coming soon!
Tim: Don't worry, you have the best band in the world! Just go make a song about him or something.
Travis: I already made 2!
Tim: oh. Uh, well, maybe you can meet him and beg him not to?
Travis: maybe i hang out with him more to try to get him to not release it!
Tim: yeah whatever.
Travis: I'm gonna do that now! (Runs outside)
(Cuts to inside Joseph’s house, were Joseph is looking at a remote and his ass before Travis knocks on the door)
Joseph: God damnit! (Walks to door and opens it)
Travis: heeyyyy, bronylord69- i mean, joseph!
Joseph: hi, travis. What do you want?
Travis: ive been thinking, Joseph, that we haven't been hanging out enough!
Joseph: what? We never hang ou-
Travis: shhhh…
Joseph: uh, come in, i guess.
Travis: great! (Walks in)
Joseph: wait, (starts walking off) how'd you even get my address?
(Cuts to Travis in Joseph's room)
Travis: nice toys.
Joseph: yeah, i make plush videos with those.
Travis: (under breath) weirdo.
Joseph: what?
Travis: Nothing. Say, you got any… new videos planned?
Joseph: oh yeah, plenty.
Travis: oh cool. Do you have like, a diss track planned…?
Joseph: yeah.
Travis: for who?! Can i see it!?
Joseph: i can't tell anyone, bu-
Travis: damnit! This didn't work! (Jumps out window and hits ground with a loud thud) ow!
Joseph: i just repaired that! And i was gonna tell him who it was about too!
(Cut to travis in his room)
Travis: I'll just w-wait for this diss track!
(One week later timecard)
Travis: so is it coming out?
(Another week later)
Travis: I'm getting sick of waiting.
(2 days later timecard)
Travis: that's it, im tired of waiting! What's taking Joseph so long?
(Cuts to travis looking out window at Joseph’s house)
Travis: what's keeping him? (Grabs binoculars)
(The binoculars show Joseph in his room holding a remote)
Joseph: your place or mine? (Shoves up his ass)
(Cuts back to travis)
Travis: I'll never unsee that.
(Cuts to Travis typing on his computer)
Travis: I've an idea! If he doesnt release it, I'll make a video… EXPOSING HIS COWARDICE!
Tim: (offscreen) be quiet! I'm hacking someone!
Travis: sorry honey!
(Cuts to travis inisde a car making a video about the diss track)
Travis: ...bronylord69!
(A day later title card)
(Cut to travis in his room)
Travis: that's it! I'm tired of waiting! I am going to go up there and demand the diss track!
(Cut to him knocking on Joseph’s door)
Joseph: (opens door) hello? Oh, it's you.
Travis: Joseph, i am tired of waiting for this damn diss track to come out! What could possibly be taking you so long?!
Joseph: wh-what're you talking about? I released it 1 minute ago. Wait- (2 second pause) 2 minutes.
Travis: what?!
Joseph: yeah, look at my channel.
(Travis looks at his channel on a phone to see joseph has released the diss)
Travis: wow! It's finally here! I cant believe it! (Kisses Joseph and runs off) ewewewew! That was a big mistake!
Joseph: uh… ok. Back to my remote business! (Slams door and walks inside) (inside house) now where were we baby?
(Cut to Travis at his computer)
Travis: alright, let's see what Joseph has to say about me. I'm so scared right now!
Tim: (offscreen) you can do it! God damnit, i failed the hack!
Travis: here we go… (presses space key)
Joseph: (in video) hello everyone-
(One disstrack later timecard)
Travis: (5 second pause) what the fuck was that?!
== Trivia ==
* This episode is based off an actual diss track by Joseph that took months to come out after being announced
* The original plot of this episode changed mid production, since Joseph released the diss track while the episode was being written.
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