Gog the Hedgehog

"I AM GOG" -Gog, 2013
Gog the Hedgehog was once a truly respected member of the Hedgehog Fighters Academy. He was near the top, but Shadow the Hedgehog kicked his ass and thus Gog was ridiculed for being in Shadow's words "a puke-green manlet who would never amount to anything of purpose". This, of course, fueled Gog to become evil, and kill people with his gun. 
Eggman tried to hire Gog but Gog shot him in the leg. This caused Eggman to send all of his badniks at Gog, but Gog is the best and so he destroyed them all. Gog is love, Gog is life.
Gog, like Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, and Blaze, has a Super form. However when exposed to the Emeralds instead of becoming Super Saiyan, he enters "Gog Time". During "Gog Time" he transforms into an unkillable beast known as The Snorch. The Snorch is faster than Sonic, stronger than Knuckles, and gets more bitches than you. When you see the Snorch, pray to whatever higher power you believe in because you are gonna die lol. 
In the Mario and Sonic series, there is a re-occurring rivalry that Gog has with Yape. Yape believes that he can do anything, and Gog hates that. This all culminates in the finale of Mario and Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games' campaign, where Gog and Yape both shoot at each other and die. They are brought back to life by Princess Elise both kissing them. 
Gog is a beautiful dark green with orange shoes that contrast and make him look cool. Also he has rings on his spikes because they enhance his power, that's the reason why. Stop asking me about this KhaosKid663 or you will face Gog's wrath.
Recently in a distant land, Gog was arrested for many accounts of unethical child labor. The children he enslaved were put to grueling work on Gog products where he would merchandise himself on cups, shirts, and socks. When tried in court, he simply said he "did it for the Vine". After spending some time in Zone Jail, he did several comeback albums with Verti-Cal and Horizont-Al like "Gog: Coming Out Of His Quills" and "We Wish You A Gog Christmas". The songs all used the Genesis soundfont from a pirated FL Studio in the instrumental, and every song obnoxiously added the Drowning Theme. Gog said that it's his "signature leitmotif" and tried to copyright it, but when Al and Cal told him that Sega could take him to court and get him arrested again, he declined and replaced it with Megalovania.
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