Q13E02 - Catching Snitches Not Feelings

In this episode, the hosts read approximately the second half of the story "Bet On It" by idreamofdraco.
== Episode Summary ==
There's more fireworks going off in Draco's quarters than at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.
== Notable Moments ==
* The hosts hope that there's no inappropriate teacher/student moments with Matilder. She just wants to learn!
* The hosts mess up the quickie song and there is a subsequent gigglefest.
* A lot of attitude problems can be forgiven if the bloke has top shelf booze.
* Bar Cart and Murphy bed Ughorns.
* Lyndsay's greatest dream in life is to have a bar cart (not really, but she just wanted one to impress one of the men she was courting in the past.)
* Slughorn whispering advice to Ginny: "Grab his butt. I've been doing it all night."
* Gasping Lyndsay
* "All aboard! First stop: Malfoy Manor. Emphasis on Man" ~ Danny
* Lyndsay and Allie come out as anti-Tazmanian Devil tattoos. Danny hopes this doesn't start another Big Bang Theory style controversy.
* "G-FLAT!" ~ Allie, impersonating Ginny singing while orgasming.
* Not sure if it is the story or Danny's reading, but Lyndsay and Allie seem too captivated to remember to make jokes and need to be reminded that this is a comedy podcast.
* Lyndsay proposes this needs a scale to measure how fantastic her orgasm is, the Erector Scale.
* Hosts joke Dobby is almost overly attentive, bringing a Plan B and a journal to record your feelings in in the morning.
** Ginny would think "Not again!" at the sight of the journal.
* "Happy St. Patrick's day! It would be a Seamus not to mention it." ~ Danny, in an Irish accent.
* Walk of Seamus: when you sleep with someone on St. Patrick's Day
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Through the roof
Danny: Up
* So hot and loved the tension and cool dungeon
Lyndsay: Up
* So great and so well done
Category:2018
Category:Episodes
Category:Quickies and Specials
Category:Quickies
Category:Quickie 13
Category:Reader: Danny
Category:3 Wands Up
Category:Allie: Up
Category:Lyndsay: Up
Category:Danny: Up