Hestia Familia in Danger

Hestia Familia in Danger is the twelfth episode of Ultimate Adventures: The Series.
== Plot ==
Natsu then meets with Cassim, Zaynab, Hassan and the other fog troop members who just guide them and the others to the County office of the port town they are at which is called Melen.
Melen is a port town that is full of Water Tribe ethnic people, Merpeople, Malloreans, Easterlings, Amazons, Fire Nationals, Kou Nationals, Kina Nationals, Koopas, Dino People and Reghedmen.
The port town is full of buildings that look like Victorian England Era buildings and full of paved streets.
The city is a bustling city full of people and markets who are just minding their own business.
However there are many businesses in the area that would make Melen the richest port town in Sindria other than Delfino Plaza or Orario, the capital city of Sindria itself.
They had saw merchants sell varieties of goods like gold that got the interest of FM54321 and Xbox997 who told SMG4 they will come back to Delfino Plaza after checking the place out.
Then the crew lost Aladdin to a strip club that had hordes of beautiful women that will make a man go 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% loco.
The club was the place of Aladdin's dreams since it had hordes of those women.
Many women at the club were only wearing their swim suits, underwear, nothing but overalls, coveralls with giant button flaps on the bottoms of the coveralls with hearts saying "spank me" on them, sweatpants and tank tops and cat suits.
Aladdin literally went berserk and barged into the club to shake his face in the breasts of the women.
Aladdin: YAAAAY PRETTY LADIES!!!!!!!
Natsu
Well damn it we lost Aladdin.
Aang
I hope there's ways for him know where we're going.
Then a woman arrives.
The woman an average sized woman with enormous, jiggly breasts and blue medium-length hair. She seems to wear a long off-white robe and a black hat that resembles a typical witch's hat. She has a red gem on a chain around her forehead and golden cone-shaped shells covering her ears. She also has clam shells on her chest instead of a shirt or other more normal covering. She She usually carries around a staff. She is also noted to be very attractive.
Natsu instantly recognized her.
Natsu: (with cheer) YAMRAIHA!!!!!! DARLING!!!!!!!!!!
The woman, Yamraiha then recognized Natsu and had tears of joy.
Yamraiha: (with cheer) Natsu!!!!!
She hugged Natsu, but then slapped him real hard to the shock of Aang, Alibaba and Morgiana.
Yamraiha: (yells pissed off) YOU STUPID RETARDED PERVERT!!!!! WHERE YOU FOR THE LAST TWELVE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!
Natsu: (says nervous) Recruiting an army to stop Eggman!!!
Yamraiha: (throws her hip to her side) Whatever, but let's be grateful that you are home.
Natsu: Agreed.
Yamraiha: (notices Aang) oh hey Natsu, who's this kid?
Natsu: This is Aang, he's the Avatar.
Yamraiha: (giggles) Awww how cute.
Alibaba and Morgiana then leave with Cassim and the Fog Troop as they enter a ship that has Barkak on it.
Coming out of the ship is Sinbad.
Sinbad was not looking good.
Aang saw the look and then had a face of horror.
Aang walked towards Sinbad who was accompanied by an average-sized man with pale skin, short white hair and black eyes.
Aang: (asks nervous) Did the defense plan work?
Sinbad: (says grim) No it didn't, the Southern Water Tribe has fallen and is now a colony of the Eggman Empire.
Aang was upset about this and walked away in shame, He felt like he wanted to die for not saving the home of his best friends Katara and Sokka, the two people who were always with him since they freed him from that Iceberg 12 weeks ago.
Natsu: (concerned) Kid you okay?
Aang: (glum) yes.
SMG4: Yo no worries kid, we can cheer you up.
Mario: (cheerful) I'll make a you spaghetti and let you hang out with Jeffy.
Sonic: (smiles with evil glee) And you can punch my stupid ex-girlfriend.
Aang: (laughs with a lighthearted smile and says) cool.
Natsu: Alright let's go to Delfino Plaza.
Yamraiha: (Groans) Good luck because those perverts won't leave.
Natsu: (irriated) You mean the Familias?
Yamraiha: (sighs) Yep.
Natsu: (roars) If they won't leave then I have ways to make em.
Yamraiha: (sighs annoyed) What do you mean?
Natsu: (smiles with evil glee) You'll find out when we get to Delfino Plaza.
Yamraiha: (Says with relief) Thank you.
Aang: I'll get Appa.
Aang realizes that a petite girl is on Appa and is trying to make him go, sadly for her Appa goes buckaroo.
Aang: (Yells) No worries Appa I'll save you!!!!!!
Aang then runs to Appa and Air blasts the petite off Appa. Natsu and Yamraiha jump on Appa to go to Delfino Plaza, only to find out the woman is unconscious which freaks them out.
Aang: (freaks out) OH NO I KNOCKED OUT A WOMAN!!!!!!!
Natsu: (embarrassed) Well shit, we're screwed!!!
Then the woman then is kidnapped by two people.
Yamraiha: (Says worried as she notices the girl being robbed) Um guys...
Natsu: (yells) DAMN IT!!!!!!!
Then the robber reveals himself to Aang, Natsu, Mario, Sonic, Yamraiha and SMG4.
The guy has the same appearance as Mario, but he is all black.
Aang: (confused and imitated) Um who's that?
SMG4: (pissed) That's my ugly grandma.
Yamraiha: (freaking out) Be serious you idiot.
Mario then throws on a picture of an ugly Grandma's face.
Mario: (says happily) Now she looks like an ugly Grandma
Sonic: YAY!!!!!!
Yamraiha: (pissed) off Okay, I'll do it since all of you are retarded.
Yamraiha then jumps off and then walks to the guy in a stern way and gives a stern look at the guy.
Yamraiha: Excuse me, What are you doing?
Crazy Toilet Guy: (yells angrily) GAOAISGODIEIKGDXIEGJUDEIOEHIGDEHGIGEI GE GE GE GE GE GE GE GE GE GE GE GE!!!!!!!!!!
SMG4: (grumpy) yep it's my ugly retarded grandma.
Then huffs and walks on Appa.
Aang: (annoyed) Don't worry guys I'll handle him!!!!!!
Aang then blows the guy into the wall, but the guy gets up.
Crazy Toilet Guy: MAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAKAJAUISHIGDKIGEVGDXKNEGUDGBKBDVDBEDUGFXD GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsu: Man what a weirdo let's just ditch him.
The gang then gets on Appa and begins to fly away, but the Crazy guy then jumps on Appa and pulls out a Battle Mace with a Toilet instead of a Spiked Ball.
Crazy Toilet Guy: (roars) IMMA SLAP YOU WITH MA TOILET!!!!!!!
Mario: (screams) OH CRAP HE'S GOT A TOILET!!!!!!!!
Aang then blows him off again and grabs Appa's reins and yells "Yip Yip".
Appa the flies into the air as the Toilet guy steals a crossbow from the petite girl.
Crazy Toilet Guy: (roars with fury) I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY TOILET BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: (yells) BITCH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
Yamraiha: (groans) Great now we have to deal with a maniac.
Sonic: I got this.
Sonic then spindashes right into the guy only to be whacked by the Toilet.
Then the Crazy Toilet dude dabs which pisses off Mario.
Mario: (dumbfounded) HEY I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO DAB!!!!!!!
Crazy Toilet Guy: (derpmode) Why?
Mario: Anyone but me who does a dab is cringe BOIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Toilet Guy: CSJDVDHVEUKXYDCKUEJBXDUKDLIXVLUVDXLXVLDXVCKVUDXVVUXUTXDVKGU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: I have no Idea what the hell you said there.
Crazy Toilet Guy: I'm sorry, I do not speak English, or hotdog....poopy......asdcbefglcjbkjsfcbskcvdbcksdvbfacuv,
Aang: Damn it.
Aang airblasts the guy off Appa one last time and guy ends up falling off Appa.
Aang then says yip yip as he shakes the reins on Appa to make him leave.
Aang: That was close
Yamraiha: Good because now we have get this girl medical attention.
Natsu: Why so?
Yamraiha: She's a member of the Hestia Familia.
Natsu: (dumbfounded) OH GREAT THAT PIG TAILED JAY'S STOLEN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
Yamraiha: Luigi, Jeffy, Yoshi, Boopkins and Bob went to Orario and made fun of Bell because Bell "helped us fight criminals" while you were gone.
Natsu: Let me guess they pissed everyone there off.
Yamraiha: Yep
Natsu: Shit.
Yamraiha: I tried to reason with them, but Bell has a lot of fans and admirers in Orario, some did not take it well especially after it ruined a mission that was vital.
SMG4: Yeah, he's their champion sadly.
Natsu: Damn it, last time I remembered Bell he was a cowardly pussy with big ambitions.
Yamraiha: Yeah but during those twelve weeks he matured and got stronger. He rose to a Level 3 smasher status, became the most powerful member of the Hestia familia, slayed hordes of monsters and destroyed a powerful familia.
Natsu: Is Bell the only powerful one in that Familia?
Yamraiha: No but there are others and those who are allies. I tried everything I could to lead, but you and the most powerful guys were gone so they won and made part of our HQ their vacation house in Delfino Plaza.
Aang: Hey what are you talking about?
Mario: You'll find out when we go to Delfino Plaza.
Aang: (roars angrily) I'M THE AVATAR AND I NEED TO KNOW NOW!!!!!
Sonic: Nopedy do da.
Aang gets pissed and sits away from the gang.
Natsu: Um we should let him in guys.
Mario: He doesn't understand that Gods don't bow down to the Avatar, they're more powerful than him even though they don't use their powers.
Aang: Gods?
Yamraiha: We'll Aang, the gods are the most powerful smashers ever known in the world, they are even more powerful than the Avatar.
Aang: WHAT!!!!!!!!!
Natsu: That's right kid.
Aang: Oh really, then can they stop this war?
Natsu: They would, but they don't use their powers in this world, a regulation that existed before Time had a name kid.
Sonic: Plus they're too dumb to care, they're stuck in their petty squabbles.
Aang: Great, then nothing can stop this war.
Yamraiha: Aang why are you so fixated in stopping this war.
Aang: (with tears in his eyes) If I hadn't vanished 100 years ago, then the smashers would have not left humanity to suffer the horrors I saw, like my people getting killed, my friends lost their mom and their dad had to go fight in the war, enslavement, imperialism, genocide all kinds of crap.
Natsu: Aang we are nothing but a gang of smashers who fight crime and go venturing in dungeons fighting monsters. We can't fight 5 empires with vast technology.
Sonic: Plus there's tons of problems with Sindria that might not make Sindria itself able to be involved in the war.
Aang: What do you mean?
Natsu: Never mind, just focus on steering Appa.
Aang then listened to Natsu and steered Appa over the forests of Isle Delfino, but meanwhile in these forests. The Crazy Toilet guy is playing with a dead girl wearing a bikini in a giant bun giving it to a toilet with a mustache.
Crazy Toilet Guy: MR. TOILET DO YOU WANT WAIFU BURGERS!!!!!?
The Toilet said nothing since....TOILETS ARE NOT LIVING THINGS!!!!!
Crazy Toilet Guy: Okay I'll shove it down your mouth.
He shoves the dead girl down the toilet only resulting in her head going into the toilet, However Crazy Toilet Guy then gets a frying pan and spanks the dead girl with the pan like crazy as yells gibberish!!!!!!
Crazy Toilet Guy: COVUDJXCBLIDXNLCVDOVCLICHONVCJKLCIHCLVDHXOLVBIDCVLDUHVKFUHVCFIUGVLH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later on 3 guys came.
One was a guy is a Reghedman mario look alike with brown hair and a brown mustache who wears a black hat, blue overalls and brown shoes.
The second guy is a Mario Look Alike who is part Kou National, part Fire National and Part Kina National who wears a pink hat, pink shirt, cyan overalls and gold shoes.
The third guy is a Mallorean Mario Look alike with long black hair and a mustache that is brown who wears a black hat, black shirt, black overalls and brown shoes.
Xavier Archemedi: Well well, looks like we have a little company.
John Gayham: Jeeze and he's killing girls and stuffing them into toilets.
Kazuki Bot: OOOOOOOH!!!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE RED DISTRICT STRIPPERS!!!!!! I WOULD HAVE FUN WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!
Xavier Archemedi: Oh yeah and she looks pretty like they do.
Kazuki Bot: I know that because I have a slave there who serves as my pet prostitute there and I am the most powerful person other than the Ishtar Familia who runs that place.
John Gayham: Ugh we know man.
Kazuki Bot: Don't worry I'll get his attention.
Bot then goes to Crazy Toilet Dude who is trying to get the dead girl into the toilet.
Kazuki Bot: Hey dude wanna join us.
Crazy Toilet Guy: ME NO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuki Bot: Um okay. (then he mutters) このクレイジーな遅滞は英語を話すことができません
Crazy Toilet Guy
hjzKCdbvbfdbvhfvbfhncvdncvhjfjcvbfjnvbvjdfvhvnvbvjfnbffhfbvhfdhvgfh!!!!!!
John Gayham: Yeah this guy is nuts.
Xavier Archemedi: I have an Idea.
Xavier Archemedi then transforms into a shadow and possess the body of the dead girl. This literally freaks out the Crazy Toilet Dude.
Crazy Toilet Guy: YOU POSSESSED MR. TOILET'S CANDY BAR!!!!!!!! RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier Archemedi: That's right and I will only give it back if you kill Natsu and his gang.
John Gayham: With us.
Crazy Toilet Guy: YCVKYCIKYDSTUISKUDVIDTOLODHUDTIHFYIDIUYFG!!!!!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier Archemedi: I'll take that as a yes.
Back on Appa, Aang and the gang finally make it back to Delfino Plaza.
As they are about to land, the petite girl wakes up and then freaks out.
The girl gets out her crossbow and aims it at Natsu and gang.
The petite girl has chestnut-colored hair and eyes. She wears a slightly torn red and white hooded top, a red skirt, black tights, and light brown boots.
Liliruca Arde: YOU!!!!!!
Natsu: Um how do you know me?
Liliruca Arde: (pissed) I don't know you, but Master Bell has told me all about you.
Natsu: Wait you mean the white haired Simp.
Liliruca Arde: DON'T YOU DARE CALL MASTER BELL THAT NATSU DRAGNEEL!!!!!!!!!
Natsu: DAMN IT!!!!!
Mario: Don't worry Natsu I'll take care of her.
Mario then slaps her in the head, but the girl then punches Mario in the groin.
Mario: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!!!!!
Natsu: Hey what's the big deal kid!!!!!!!
Liliruca Arde: He just hit me for no apparent reason.
Natsu: Mario, stop it.
Mario: Okay
Aang: (nervously) sorry for this miss.
Liliruca Arde: (grumpy) You are forgiven for insulting Master Bell.
Natsu: And I forgive you for stealing our house.
Liliruca Arde: Um...excuse me that's the only nice house we can find in Delfino Plaza.
Natsu: Why that.
Liliruca Arde: (sighs irritated) We can't let you have a monopoly over Delfino Plaza's Crime fighting industry.
NatsuL WHAT A MONOPOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liliruca Arde: (stern) You have been running Delfino Plaza's Crime Fighting industry since you first arrived there and made bucks punching criminals.
Sonic: Delfino Plaza is our turf.
Yamraiha: Hey guys we're about to land.
She was right as Appa was landing at Delfino Plaza's landing area.
However as they landed they then run into Bell Cranell.
Bell Cranell: Mister Natsu, Welcome back to Delfino Plaza.
Natsu: Cool, I heard about your achievements during the twelve weeks while I was gone and I am proud that you are no longer the weak simp who was the Janitor of the Mushroom Squad HQ.
Bell Cranell: Thanks.
Liliruca Arde: (says with a false cheery smile) That's nice that you ran into old friends Master Bell, but (she gets pissed) please tell them not to knock me out and bring me back almost dead.
Aang: Hey it was your fault stealing my Bison.
Liliruca Arde: Whatever Air Boy!!!!!!!!
Bell Cranell: (confused) Mister Natsu, Who is that boy arguing with Lili?
Natsu: His name is Aang, he saved me 6 days ago while I was trying to recruit an army to fight the Eggman Empire for us.
Bell Cranell: That's nice.
Aang: Yeah and I'm even the Avatar.
Bell Cranell: (smiles) Oh..that's nice.
Liliruca Arde: (annoyed) Avatar...what's so special about that?
Aang then sadly remembered that Gran-Gran had said "Well, no one has seen an airbender in a hundred years. We thought they were extinct, until my granddaughter and grandson found you." and the quote from a Kou General on "Muna Island" which is actually the Eastern Air Temple had told him that nobody will take his title seriously except for the Water Tribe and the Earth Kingdom.
Natsu: Hey Aang are you okay?
Aang: Yeah.
Natsu: You look like he got punched in the nuts.
Aang: Yeah, Lili saying that makes me realize that saying "I'm the Avatar" makes me look like a prat.
Bell Cranell: I feel like Lili made you feel like Gary Stu.
Aang: Gary Stu?
Liliruca Arde: (sighs and snarls) Gary Stu is a moronic smasher who is "Perfect at everything" since he was born.
Bell Cranell: Whoah Lili how do you know about that?
Liliruca Arde: He was one of the Adventurers I was assistant to.
Bell Cranell: Oh.
Natsu: Alright guys I wanna see your boss and have a nice little chat with her!!!!!!!
Bell Cranell: The Goddess is in your room.
Natsu: Thanks
Natsu, Mario, Sonic, SMG4, Yamraiha and Aang then run throughout Delfino Plaza to Delfino Square until they arrived the Mushroom Squad HQ. Bell and Lili follow them. Appa flies into the sky to follow them.
As they ran through Delfino Plaza, Aang has seen all kinds of shops selling fruit and goodies with lots of nice looking buildings he would never see around the world.
The people in Delfino Plaza were humans but there were mostly Mobians like Sonic and Piantas which are tubby people with big noses and samurai pony tails made of palm tree leaves only wearing Hula skirts.
As they were running, Bell and Lili tried to catch up to them and even tried to stop them before Natsu laid a single finger on their goddess Hestia.
Bell Cranell: (yells) STOP,!!!! WE'RE SORRY FOR LETTING THE GODDESS IN YOUR ROOM WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION!!!!!!! DON'T HURT HER!!!!!
Natsu: (smiles and says) Nope. (and continues running off)
The Group finally arrived at the Mushroom Squad HQ.
The Mushroom Squad HQ is a giant Mansion with a clock tower with a Mushroom on fire behind the clock hands. To Aang this looks a little expensive for Natsu and the Mushroom Squad.
Natsu: I know what you're thinking I'm too poor to have this.
Aang: Yeah, but why that.
Natsu: Got rich here a long time ago kiddo.
Aang: Oh,
Then Bell and Lili arrive.
Liliruca Arde: Got you Master Natsu!!!!!
Natsu: Damn it.
So Natsu and gang start to fight Bell and Lili who suprisingly got aid from two people.
The first person is a tall adult male who has short, spiky red hair and dark blue eyes. He wears a blue scarf around his neck. His attire consists of a dark blue long-sleeve shirt underneath a black kimono with a brown belt tied around his waist along with tanned white pants and long brown boots. When crafting in the forge, he wears a traditional attire befitting of a blacksmith such as a bandana, t-shirt, apron, and gloves.
The second person is a girl that has long black hair which she has tied in a ponytail with bluish-purple eyes. She wears a purple kimono with a sarashi underneath along with a dark red sash and thigh-length boots. She also wears a red shoulder guard on her nonweapon arm, arm guards, and keeps her katana in the sash at her waist.
Bell Cranell: (suprised) Welf, Miss Mikoto!!!!
Welf Crozzo: I heard you and lil'bit were in trouble with these guys.
Mario: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: I'll handle them,
Yamato Mikoto: (chants) I respectfully speak to you, my War God that can break through any thing, lead me from the precious heaven. Give my petty body divine power of your grand body. Rescue them light of purification, sword of crushing evil. Sweep sword of suppression, sacred sword of conquest. It arrives here now by my order. Descend from heaven, rule the earth - shinbu tousei
Sonic sees a dark purple sword of light falls down on the opponent, and at the same time, multiple centric circles appear below him. As the sword touches the circles, it creates a huge dome-shaped force field with a radius of ten meters around him.
Then the magic is activated as Sonic then realizes that he his falling down to the ground and can't get up.
Sonic: Oh crap!!!!! This is bad.
Yamato Mikoto: But good for me, because I know this is the best magic for dealing with people like you.
Sonic: How do you know that?
Yamato Mikoto: Someone told me that Gravity Magic is a potential weakness of yours because it prevents you from jumping high enough to start a homing attack.
Sonic: Who?
Yamato Mikoto: Nonya.
Sonic: DAMN IT!!!!!!!
Mario was then fighting Welf Crozzo who fights with Magic swords as he swings them at Mario.
Welf used the butt of his sword to hit Mario into a shop as the Pianta Shopkeeper running away in panic. Mario tried to get up as he struggled to get to Welf.
Welf Crozzo: Well well, looks like I kicked your ass Mario.
Mario: Yeah, pretended to be weak to get you screwed.
Welf then got confused about what Mario was saying until he got a melon thrown at his head by the Angry Shopkeeper who then accused him of destroying his shop.
Welf Crozzo: HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT WAS...!!!!
Welf had realized that Mario and the gang used the fight against him and his crew as a distraction so Natsu and Yamraiha can enter the Mushroom Squad HQ.
Welf Crozzo: DAMN IT!!!! WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS!!!!!
Bell Cranell: Oh crap, they're about to fight the goddess.
Yamato Mikoto: We better get there before they do.
Bell then lifts his hand and then aims it at the group.
Bell Cranell: (yells) FIREBOLT!!!!!!!!!!!
Fire comes out of Bell's hand like a cannon ball being shot out of a cannon. The Firebolt then heads towards Natsu who then eats it.
Natsu then makes the others head into the place as he walks towards Bell. Bell was afraid and felt stupid at not realizing that Natsu can eat fire.
Natsu: Well Well, Bell have you forgotten that I can eat fire.
Liliruca Arde: WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Welf Crozzo: (dumbfounded) HE EATS FIRE!!!!!!
Yamato Mikoto: That's Impossible, only Fire Dragon Slayers can eat Fire.
Bell Cranell: That's...because he's a dragon slayer.
Everyone looks at Bell shocked as he told them that.
Yamato Mikoto: That's Impossible, I heard as a child in the Far East that our Colonial overlords in Kou Empire killed all of the Dragonslayers of this continent.
Natsu: They told ya wrong.
Natsu then charged at them with fiery fists. He punched Lili's arrows as they flew at him like angry wasp stingers.
Yamato Mikoto: (chants) I respectfully speak to you, my War God that can break through any thing, lead me from the precious heaven. Give my petty body divine power of your grand body. Rescue them light of purification, sword of crushing evil. Sweep sword of suppression, sacred sword of conquest. It arrives here now by my order. Descend from heaven, rule the earth - shinbu tousei
However Natsu was stopped by Mikoto's gravity magic as she created a Gravity Spell which makes Natsu to fall like he is an elderly person.
Natsu: (roars in agony) AAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T MOVE!!!!!!!!?
Yamato Mikoto: It's because of my magic ability of Futsunomitama, aka The Gravity Spell.
Natsu: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!! KINA ETHNIC GRAVITY SPELLS!!!!!!!!
Welf then grabbed a large single-edge sword with a broad blade and charged at Natsu as he was about to strike him.
However Bell stopped him by countering his sword with a knife called the Hestia Knife.
Welf Crozzo: Bell are you crazy!!!!!
Liliruca Arde: He's a crazy Psychopath who's trying to attack our goddess.
Bell Cranell: I know but what we are trying to do is killing him, which is wrong.
Yamato Mikoto: Why are you sparing him, did he do something nice for you a long time ago?
Natsu: I actually did do something nice for him.
Liliruca Arde: Wait What?
Welf Crozzo: (sarcastic) When was that?
Bell Cranell: He took me in 12 weeks ago before I went to Orario and joined the Hestia familia. I worked for him and the Mushroom Squad until the incident.
Liliruca Arde: Okay.....but what does that have to do with saving him?
Natsu: Because I told him about how I tried to find a home in my home country of Fiore and how I felt after so many rejections. I told him if he faces those rejections then he shouldn't give up and he'll find a group to call family.
Bell Cranell: And that's how I joined the Hestia familia.
Liliruca Arde:(says as she flashed back to her past) And if it wasn't for you joining Hestia, I wouldn't have gained a new home and a new familia that was kind to me after so much abuse from my old Familia and being abused by past Adventurers.
Bell Cranell: SEE HE HELPED MAKE THIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!
After hearing all of that, Bell and crew then stopped attacking Natsu and then decided to get along with him. The four thanked Natsu as a friend for helping make the Hestia Familia what it is today.
Liliruca Arde: I thank you for telling Bell to never give up, If it wasn't for him I would have not been saved from those monsters in the dunegon.
Natsu: Cool.
Liliruca Arde: However that does not mean I forgive you for knocking me off the Bison.
Natsu: (says as he notices Appa land on the Mushroom Squad Mansion) Oh.
Suddenly a bunch of guys arrived at the Mushroom Squad HQ which made Natsu then run after them.
Welf Crozzo: Jeeze what was up there?
Natsu and gang then run into the Mushroom Squad HQ and see the familiar faces of John Gayham and Kazuki Bot with Xavier Archemedi possessing a beautiful girl in a bikini who were holding all the Mushroom Squad members hostage including FM54321, Xbox997, Aladdin, Alibaba, Morgiana, Aladdin, Mario, Aang, Yamraiha and Sonic with guns.
Xavier Archemedi: We want revenge for you kicking our asses and sending us to jail.
John Gayham: And we'll soon free our boss SMG3 who's in jail.
Kazuki Bot: AND I WANT REVENGE ON YOU ALL FOR RUINING MY FUN OF SHOOTING POISONED PEANUT BUTTER AT CAT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsu: Seriously you assholes want revenge for me kicking your asses.
Xavier Archemedi: Yeah and I even snatched the body of a dead girl.
Aang: (grossed out) YOU ARE LITERALLY DISGUSTING!!!!!!
Bell, Welf, Mikoto and Lili arrive and witness the hostage situation with shock and then get ready to fight.
Then FM54321, Xbox997, Aladdin, Alibaba, Morgiana, Aladdin, Mario, Aang, Yamraiha and Sonic escaped the thugs as Crazy Toilet Guy throws something at them.
Then they see the thing that the Crazy Toilet Guy threw at them which is a girl wearing a white mini dress with a blue ribbon around her neck and one tied under her breasts around her arms, and a pair of white gloves stuck in a toilet.
Natsu and all the others throw up at the sight of this fetish as Bell and his companions try to get the girl out of the toilet as she was kicking and screaming.
Later on the Toilet obsessed all black Mario Replica then jumps out of nowhere.
Crazy Toilet Guy: UYFDKDGVFIYKLHFILCGFGBVGCKDDTCVYDGFGEGEGEGEGEGGEGEGEGEGGERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsu: YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Toilet Guy: THATSRIGHTAND.....I......WANT....REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMG4: Yo Bell you and your gang save your goddess and we'll kick their ass.
Bell Cranell: Um okay.
Liliruca Arde: I'll get my crossbow to help.
Yamato Mikoto: I'll help after we get the goddess out of this toilet.
Hestia: (Pissed and yells) You better get me out, because I hate toilets on my head.
Bell Cranell: Um..No worries goddess I'll help get it off.
Aang: Jeeze I wish you had powers to do that.
Welf Crozzo: (Annoyed) Jeeze what's wrong with you kid?
Yamraiha: Never mind that Aang and just fight with us.
Aang: Ugh, fine.
So the gang started to fight John Gayham, Kazuki Bot, Xavier Archamedi and Crazy Toilet Dude.
John Gayham gets out his gun and starts shooting at the squad but Lili then jumps infront of them and fires arrows at Gayham. Gayham then jumps and ground pounds on Lili which Bell after he pulls out Hestia from the toilet then rushes to fight Gayham with a face of Anger.
John Gayham: Oh what's a matter did I groundpound on the lil'shit's ass.
Bell Cranell: Nobody does that to my friends!!!
Bell then got out his knife and countered the bullets shot from the gun of John Gayham who was now about to punch him.
Lili then has a hard time gettting up with a bad injury from John Gayham's gun, so she lays down and fires her crossbow at Gayham in which the arrow destroys his gun.
John Gayham: AH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liliruca Arde: (angry) That's what you get for injuring me.
Sonic then fights Xavier Archamedi who is floating in the air in the girl's body. Sonic was a little bit nervous about fighting a dead girl, but this girl was possessed by Xavier Archamedi the Bodysnatcher the infamous Mallorean Hassassin who possesses bodies makes them kill without will.
However Sonic does not want to attack a girl who could be a hostage. It might not be....appropriate.
Xavier Archemedi: What's a matter Hedgehog you can't fight me in a dead girl's body?
Sonic was surprised to hear that this girl was dead, but was still not sure about fighting her.
He attacked Sally his girlfriend one time and the results did not go so well, in fact he was banished from the Freedom Fighters by King Maximilian Acorn of the Kingdom of Acorn.
However he had no choice but to attack the dead girl, because even though it looks like a girl. She's dead and she's possessed by a guy and that's bad as attacking her.
Sonic then Jumped and did a homing attack on the dead girl flying in the air. He hit her so hard that she fell to the ground and her body shot out the shadow of Xavier.
Xavier then transformed into his physical form.
Sonic: Man how sad you lost the body after I did one homing attack.
Xavier Archemedi: Great, because now I can possess you.
Xavier Archemedi then transformed back into a shadow and tried to slither his way into Sonic however Welf Crozzo then jumps in the way which then he got possessed.
Xavier Archemedi: (says as Welf Crozzo) Well well, Can't wait to kill you as Welf Crozzo.
Sonic: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Welf Crozzo: (to Xavier) GET....OUT......OF........MY.........BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier Archemedi: (as Welf) No man, not until you kill the Hedgehog.
Welf then roared in agony to get Xavier out of his body, but Xavier then gets him ready to do Will'o'Wisp.
Xavier Archemedi: (chants as Welf) Burn out, illegal work!!!!! WILL'O'WISP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic then got hit and the spell did a Ignis Fatuus explosion which damaged Sonic real bad.
Welf fought off Xavier and saw that he damaged Sonic. This had angered Welf as he roared in agony.
Xavier then got Welf noticed which made him crawl out of Welf's body as a shadow and reappears in physical form.
Welf Crozzo: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!! YOU POSSESSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier Archemedi: I know, it's all part of the plan to get revenge on them.
Then Aang then did an Airblast on Xavier Archemedi which made him hit a wall and then fall on the floor of the Mushroom Squad HQ.
Aang: That's what you get for attacking my homies Jerk.
Xavier Archemedi: Screw you brat.
Yamraiha makes a dragon made of water that attacks Xavier directly, with it's great speed. Xavier then gets splashed and soaked which makes him shiver like crazy.
Bot notices Xavier shivering and gets pissed.
Kazuki Bot: NOW YOU GONNA GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsu: WITH WHAT SICKERSNEE!!!!!!!!!
Just as Natsu predicted, Kazuki Bot then grabbed a giant gun which has the label known as Sickersnee on it, the gun shoots peanut butter mixed with poop at Sonic who is saved by Mario who jumps in the way and counters the peanut butter poop projectiles back at Bot,
Kazuki Bot: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bot then fired Peanut Butter Poop projectiles at Welf who then casted Will'o'Wisp at the Peanut Butter Poop mixed projectiles which made them enter Sickersnee and made it explode in a way that Bot hit and broke the toilet Hestia was in.
Hestia from what Natsu sees is a beautiful and petite Goddess with a youthful appearance. She has blue eyes and mid-thigh length black hair tied into two twin tails which reach down to her mid-thighs. Her hair is tied with hair accessories that feature blue and white petals along with bell-shaped ornaments. She has a small frame (4' 7"), which further emphasizes her big breasts.
The Crazy Toilet guy then notices and screams like a maniac.
Crazy Toilet Guy: OOOOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aladdin notices Hestia and her bouncy breasts which makes him jump up and shake his head in the breasts which makes Hestia scream like crazy.
Bell Cranell: (says embarrassed) Oh no....The goddess is gonna kill me because of this.
Mikoto then jumps up and saves Hestia from getting hurt as Bell then attacks the Crazy Toilet Guy with his knife.
However John Gayham jumps in the way of Bell and saving Hestia as he counters Bell with a blade of his own.
John Gayham: Wanna go into a fencing match boy,
Bell Cranell: I'm trying to save my goddess, you cretin.
John Gayham: Too bad.
John Gayham then grabs a knife and then charges at Bell Cranell who then counters the blade with his knife.
Gayham then charges at Cranell with his knife aimed at Bell's groin, but Mikoto then jumps in the way and uses her gravity magic on John Gayham as it makes him weak and unable to get up.
Yamato Mikoto: Don't mess with my friends you psycho,
John Gayham: No way Kina Brat.
To Mikoto's shock and horror, John Gayham was able to get up even as the gravity spell against him was strong enough to make it impossible to resist.
Yamato Mikoto: How...how......how.....how are you able to resist that!!!!!?
John Gayham: Simple dear, I have withstood the fighting capabilities and magic of the Kina people for many years.
Mikoto then draws a 90 cm black and silver katana with a sheath that is black with a tiger seal and aims it at John Gayham.
John Gayham then charges towards Mikoto with his blade which he rushed towards her like a raging bull.
Mikoto then waited as he rushed towards her and then she started to draw her blade and rush towards Gayham with her Kitana blade which she swings it to knock out Gayham's blade.
John Gayham: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yamato Mikoto: (stern) You're not mighty as you say.
John Gayham after hearing that ran off with Xavier and Bot who screamed like crazy people.
The Mushroom Squad and Hestia familia then surrounded the Crazy Toilet Guy ready to fight but the Crazy Toilet guy screamed gibberish and the Toilet launched like a rocket ship.
Crazy Toilet Guy: I'LL BEEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the toilet landed on John Gayham, Xavier Archamedi and Bot as they all bounced off the ground and landed into a building with a big crash.
Aang: Whew that was close.
Hestia: (pissed) Close eh, CLOSE!!!!! I ALMOST GOT HURT WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!
Natsu: It's Natsu Dragneel twerp.
Hestia: (smiling in a sly smile) Twerp......Oooooh, you don't want to have any affections with me.
Natsu: I already have a wife.
Hestia: WHAT!!!!!!!!!
Bell Cranell: (nervous smile) Goddess Hestia...This guy is Natsu, he was my mentor before I met you.
Hestia: (embarrassed) Oh nice to meet you and thank you for Bell.
Natsu: Good now get out of my house and return to Orario.
Hestia: Nope me an my familia need a vacation after long hard adventures, especially after the Apollo familia mess.
Natsu: Okay.
Bell Cranell: Plus the whole Hestia familia is very famous because of me and it would be nice for you to get our help especially with those criminals.
Sonic: (annoyed) So we can kill monsters in that dungeon, sure man that'll be fun.
SMG4: Well guys, Me, FM54321 and Xbox997 gotta make movie lacrama bloppers, it's been 6 days since we made any.
Mario: IMMA GO EAT SPAGETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Chili dogs on me.
Aang: I'm gonna find Appa a home.
Natsu: Well it's just me, Alibaba, Morgiana, Aladdin and the Hestia Familia and my wife. So what do you guys want to do?
Everybody then agreed to a vacation and they all decided to pack up and head on out to Pinna Park.
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