Roller Cowards (Crossover Version)

ANOTHER FANFICTION WITH CROSSOVER CHARACTERS.
[The story starts at The Loud House where the 15 old year Luan Marie Loud is watching cartoons]
Luan Loud: Oh boy, He got smashed in the head with a sledgehammer. Hahaha! classic.
[someone knocks the door]
Luan Loud: Hmm... I wonder who it could be.
[The comedian walks to the door. grabs the doorknob and opens the door to reveal a pink human teenager named Pinkie Pie]
Luan Loud: Oh, Hi Pinkie pie, what brings you here?
EQG Pinkie Pie: Not now Luan! I have you to show something!
[she runs to the couch]
Luan Loud: What is it Pinkie?
EQG Pinkie Pie: You gotta see this! It's an emergency broadcast on the TV!
[She changes the channel to show an advertising]
TV Announcer: The day you've been waiting for is almost here. [shows a roller coaster reaching to the clouds] That's right. the Toon City Amusement Park has a new ride. It's big... [roller coaster goes to the space then back down to the earth]
TV Announcer: It's fast... [Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are riding the roller coaster so fast, Pac-Man flies off of it]
Ms. Pac-Man: Pac-Man, no!
TV Announcer: It's painful... [roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion]
TV Announcer: It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain." Opening tomorrow only at the Toon City Amusement Park!
[the advertising ends]
EQG Pinkie Pie: Tomorrow! Luan we gotta get to bed so we can be first in line! Oh I gotta feed Gummy, See you later! [she runs off back to her house. Scene cuts to Luna and Luan's room where Luan is sleeping]
Luan Loud: Toon City Amusement Park! Roller coaster. First in line. 
[Dream sequence]
[The two teens are at the park. When they walk past the popcorn stand, it turns into a maggot stand and smoke fills the air, the two walk to the Grim Reaper]
Dream Luan Loud: [taps the Grim Reaper and he turns around] Uh, Excuse me, which way to the Fist O' Pain? [Grim Reaper points to his left where the ride is]
Dream Luan Loud: Thank you Mister. [Luan and EQG Pinkie float over to the ride. When they get in it, it goes up to the space. They scream as it goes down to the earth. Lightning strikes the tracks, and makes the roller coaster fly off the track]
Dream Luan Loud: In the name of amusement, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Luan and EQG Pinkie fall out of the coaster and into graves with their names on the tombstones.]
Dream Lucy Loud and Dream TTG Raven: Rest in Peace. They had a lot fun today.
[A digger puts all the dirt back in the hole]
[Dream ends]
Luan Loud: [screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I don't wanna ride the Fiery Fist Of Pain!
Luna Loud: Luan! What's the big idea! you woke me! I have a dream where I was performing a concert with Mick Swagger!
Luan Loud: Oh sorry Luna, It's just I had a nightmare!
Luna Loud: You have a nightmare? Well you shouldn't have watched horror movies! 
Luan Loud: But Luna...
Luna Loud: No, just back to sleep alright!
[Luna goes back to sleep and Luan looks nervous for the new attraction in the amusement park]
[cut to next morning when Luan's alarm goes off and wakes up she didn't sleep the whole night. EQG Pinkie Pie appears by her bed]
EQG Pinkie Pie: You ready to ride the Fist O' Pain?
Luan Loud: No! [pulls back her blanket, revealing her bare feet] Well, yeah. It's just that I had a bad dream last night.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Really? Me too! 
Luan Loud: What was your dream about, Pinkie?
[When EQG Pinkie is about say something about her dream the bus approaches]
EQG Pinkie Pie: Oh, look, the bus is here! [she runs toward the bus]
Luan Loud: Wait for me, Pinkie. [both get on the bus] Whoo! Fiery Fist O' Pain, here we come!
Cuphead: Yeah, dudes, we're all riding the Fist O' Pain!
Mugman: I heard somebody rode it and his spine fell out.
[Cuphead and Mugman laughs]
Cuphead: Dude, I hope my spine falls out.
Mugman: Yeah, me too.
[after hearing the conversation from the two cup brothers, the two teens are looking worried]
Luan Loud: Boy, the Fist O' Pain sounds...
EQG Pinkie Pie: Really, really scary. I mean fun-ifying. I mean horror-tastic. I mean fun-ible! Fun, really, really fun.
Luan Loud: Yeah, really fun. [bus stops at Toon City Amusement Park and the two teens get off, they see the roller coaster. the cart pummels down and explodes, the two teens gulp in fear] That sure looks like fun.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah, I can't wait to ride it. [all the cartoon and video game characters on the bus run out and grab Luan & EQG Pinkie while cheering]
All: Yes, we're here! Whoo! [Luan and EQG Pinkie are carried banging their heads into a brick wall]
Larry Needlemeyer: Tickets, please. [Luan looks in her pockets but no ticket]
Luan Loud: No tickets. I must have left it at home.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Oh, I guess Gummy just swallowed my tickets.
Luan Loud: I guess we're not gonna be riding the Fist O' Pain today. [the two turn around to walk away, but then...]
Larry Needlemeyer: Hold on a second, there's your tickets in your back pockets. [grabs them both] 
Luan Loud: Oh, Darn it! [cut to later when the two teens are walking around the amusement park] It sure was lucky we found our tickets.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah, bad luck. I mean good luck, very good luck.
Luan Loud: There it is. The line looks awfully long.
[cut to the long line to the roller coaster]
EQG Pinkie Pie: Oh, I know! Let's go on some of the dumb kiddie rides first.
Luan Loud: Yeah, and then the Fist O' Pain will seem even cooler. [both run off and the two wipes thier heads]
EQG Pinkie Pie: Phew. 
Luan Loud: Can you believe some people are afraid to ride roller coasters?
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah, only a real baby would be afraid of a roll... Whoa!
Luan Loud: [gasps] I can't believe it, Pinkie. It's the Toon City Amusement Park mascot! [a giant costumed character in a pug who is the mascot of the park is standing in front of them] Get over there and I'll take your picture with him. [she takes out a camera, EQG Pinkie moves a few steps into the camera looking nervous so she's not too close to the mascot] Get closer, Pinkie.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Nuh-uh.
Luan Loud: Come on, closer. [EQG Pinkie moves a little closer] That's it, a little more. Now hold onto his hand. Give me a big smile. [takes the picture]
EQG Pinkie Pie: How do I look? [pictures shows EQG Pinkie touching the pug with only a finger] Wow, I look great. [a little kid named Lily Loud is laughing on one of the kiddie rides]
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: The Mitten!
Luan Loud: [clears throat] I mean, The Mitten.
EQG Pinkie Pie: That ride's for babies.
Luan Loud: Yeah. Let's ride it just to see how baby-fied it is. [Lily walks away from the ride, the two teens walk over and get into the ride, a baby named Maggie Simpson gets in the ride with them. When they go over a bump, they scream. When the ride is over, they get out and both are shivering; Maggie snaps her fingers at the two teens and walks away]
EQG Pinkie Pie: I guess that ride was too much for the little baby.
[cut to Luan and EQG Pinkie standing in line by the Fiery Fist O' Pain, the coaster lands in the ground causing a explosion]
Luan Loud: Well, the line looks a little bit shorter now. Can you believe that some people are scared of this ride? [both chuckle nervously]
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's perfectly safe. No one gets hurt riding these roller coasters. [Grampa Marsh is wheel chaired out of the park]
Grampa Marsh: Oh, why, why, why? [the two teens scream and run off] Why won't you let me on the ride?
Dr. Hartman: Sir, you have a serious medical condition. 
Grampa Marsh: But it's my birthday! [Dr. Hartman narrows his eyes in annoyance cut to the two teens running through a line, cheering]
Luan Loud and Pinkie Pie: One more time!
Nina Cortex: You know dorks, this is the line for the bathroom.
Luan Loud: [laughs] We've gone eight times.
EQG Pinkie Pie: And I went three times all by myself.
Nina Cortex: I'm going to walk away now. [does so]
Luan Loud: Bye.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Have fun! [Blanka walks up]
Blanka: Hello Girls!
Luan Loud: Hello, Blanka.
Blanka: I just got off the Fist O' Pain. Man, what a rush. [sniffs his armpit then sighs in relief as a green odor is released from under his arm] You smell that? That's the smell of adrenaline. [Luan's and EQG Pinkie Pie cover their noses and their eyebrows disintegrate]
Luan Loud: Oh, it's, uh... [holding breath] very manly, Blanka.
Blanka: [picks up the Loud sister and smells her] Luan, I'm not smelling any adrenaline on you. You haven't gone on the ride?
Luan Loud: Um, I have a confession to make. We haven't gone on the ride because I'm... hungry. I'm very hungry. Hungry, hungry! [runs off]
Blanka: Come on, Pinks. You and me, pal?
EQG Pinkie Pie: Uh... You know what, i'm hungry too! [runs off as well]
Blanka: [sniffs himself again] Maybe I should stop making people smell me. [cut to the two teens sitting at a table, eating ice cream, and looking at the explosions on the Fist O' Pain EQG Pinkie had smeared chocolate ice cream in all her face and her outfit]
EQG Pinkie Pie: Want some?
Luan Loud: No thanks, Pinkie. Um, you got ice cream in your eyebrows.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah, that's the problem with this brand. I'll be right back. [walks off]
Luan Loud: Hurry back so we can go on the ride. [sees the roller coaster looking more nervous drop and plants her face in the table]
Ice Cream: [Luan talks to herself, Luan voices the ice cream] What's the matter, Luan?
Luan Loud: Oh, delicious dairy treat, I don't know what to do.
Ice Cream: Pinkie's your best friend. You can't let her down. 
Luan Loud: I know, but the ride is really scary.
Ice Cream: You wanna see scary? I'll show you scary! [hits herself in the head with the ice cream]
Luan Loud: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[Cut to the pink human in the bathroom]
EQG Pinkie Pie: It's just a ride. What are you so scared about? You can do it.
Reflection: No you can't. You're a big crybaby.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Oh, yeah? [puts her geode and throws confetti blowing up her reflection knocking her out, without breaking the glass] I thought we'd settled this the last time! [cut to Luan still hitting herself in the head with the ice cream]
Luan Loud: Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! 
EQG Pinkie Pie: [runs back] Luan, I have to tell you something.
Luan Loud: I have to tell you something too, Pinkie.
Alert Siren: [off screen] Attention. [cut to the Alert Siren] the Toon City Amusement Park will be closing in five minutes!
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: Five minutes?! [both run over to the ride. Squeaky Voice Teen comes over and cleans up the ice cream]
Ice Cream: What are you looking at? [Squeaky Voice Teen is puzzled by this]
[cut to the ride]
Luan Loud: [reads the sign] Warning! This ride may cause: Crying, screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia, spine loss, embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas...
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: .and explosive diarrhea. [explosion is heard]
Luan Loud: Is that all?
EQG Pinkie Pie: Big deal, I did half that stuff this morning.
Alert Siren: [off screen] Last call for the Fiery Fist O' Pain.
Luan Loud: [gulps] Well, this is it, Pinks.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yep.
Luan Loud: Here we go.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh.
Luan Loud: On the Fiery Fist O' Pain.
EQG Pinkie Pie: After you. [both sit down in the ride]
Luan Loud: We made it.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah.
Chris McLean: Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. [buckles them, puts on helmets, and wraps them up] There.
Chef Hatcher: Now if you could just sign this release, involving the Toon City Amusement Park in case of accidental spine loss... [Luan with the pen in her mouth signs her name] Well, nice knowing you.
Chris McLean: Ready in ten...
Luan Loud: This is it, Pinkie!
Chris McLean: Nine, eight...
Luan Loud: We made it!
Chris McLean: Seven, six...
EQG Pinkie: We're not scaredy cats.
Chris McLean: Five, four...
Luan Loud: We're not crybabies. 
Chris McLean: Three, two...
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: We're brave!
Chris McLean: One... [when he presses the 'GO' button, the two teens scream, but the roller coaster breaks down]
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh?
Chef Hatcher: [off screen] Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties.
Chris McLean: Man, this cheap thing is always breaking down. Hey, sorry, guys. Maybe next time. [the two teens sigh in relief]
Luan Loud: Oh, Thank goodness, Uh Pinkie, I have a confession to make. I was really scared about going on this ride.
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah, me too.
Luan Loud: I didn't know how to tell you because, well, I didn't want to disappoint you.
EQG Pinkie Pie: I didn't want you to be disappointed in me.
Luan Loud: But now we don't have to face our fears. The ride is broken. 
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah! just let's us get out of here.
Chris McLean: Oh, wait, it's fine.
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: Huh?
Chris McLean: Have a nice fun. 
Luan Loud: No, wait! [Too late. he presses the 'GO' button again. the two teens take off but their wrapping and helmets have come off]
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luan Loud: Pinkie, I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them! [when they get to the top above the clouds, it stops for a moment] Goodbye, Pinkie!
EQG Pinkie Pie: Goodbye, Luan!
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The coaster starts again as the two teens start to scream, dropping and going through a saw, a flaming fist, and a laser. When the coaster drops at a 90° angle, Luan and EQG Pinkie's skeletons fly through the air while their bodies go down with the coaster. Their skeletons fly into them as they go up to the space, but when they sit up, they have the other one's skeleton. The coaster drops into the ground, causing an explosion. When the ride is over, Luan & EQG Pinkie are holding each other, shaking and crying]
Chef Hatcher: [over speaker] Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop. And stop crying!
Chris McLean: It's over. You can get out now.
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: We did it! [both get out and run around in circles]
Luan Loud: We conquered our fears!
EQG Pinkie Pie: We stopped crying!
Luan Loud: We survived the Fist o' Pain!
Chris McLean: Hey, hold it right there! You forgot these.
Luan Loud and EQG Pinkie Pie: Our spines! [they grab their spines] Yeah! [when they grab them, they start to wiggle their bodies and then bend them backwards. They laugh]
Luan Loud: Let's go again!
EQG Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
[they go to the ride again]
THE END...
Category:Crossovers
Category:Parodies