Turtle Waxed

Turtle Waxed, Way to Die #929, is a fifth death to be featured in "Fatal Distraction", which aired on October 5, 2010.
==Plot==
Mr. and Mrs. Chow were out in the Mojave Park to look for animals. However, they weren't there to sketch wildlife. They were there to poach animals and sell them to illegal markets. When they spot a rare turtle, they think it would make a quick one-thousand dollars. Before Mr. Chow could grab the turtle, a bald eagle swoops down out of nowhere and grabs the turtle up with its talons before Mr. Chow does. The eagle tries to break the turtle's shell by dropping it at high altitude, but the turtle accidentally ends up lands on Mr. Chow's head, breaking through his skull and sending him into cardiac arrest, leaving his now-widowed wife, Mrs. Chow, screaming in horror over her husband's death. Strangely enough, the turtle survives from falling its death.
"Mr. Chow made a nice living by ripping off Mother Nature. She returned the favor, and made a nice death out of him."
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