Joel's hotness scale

Joel rates not only women, but also spice on a scale from one to ten based on their hotness. Joel prefers his food between six and eight (he doesn't have a Protestant mouth). A zero would be ketchup.
==Gallery==
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===2===
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===5===
As of five, this should send a tingling sensation to your lips. Any sauce ranking lower than five could be consumed straight. It might make one gag, but it won't torture the mouth just for drinking a sauce that's as hot as a four-point-five.
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===10===
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Refs: Wikipedia article on the Scoville Scale - notice that the hotter peppers are either literally habanero or pretty much are just like habanero
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