Horny Police

The Apprehenders against the Libidinous (from French: Appréhendeurs contre des Libidineux; official English title: the Horny Police, Latin: Apprehensatores Antilibidinosiores) is a division in the Caserne dealing with sex crimes. It is also the only division in the Caserne distinct with the barrack, the rest - firefighters, general police, medical staff, army - are in the same branch.
== Details ==
The horny police looks like any other high-priority Apprehender, however their hard futou hats have a red tinge which is intentionally made to be indistinguishable from afar until it can be noticed via its shine. The other distinguishing feature is that they are usually unarmed, because they have very strict orders not to kill because their only purpose is to regulate the area's modesty, and they also tend to be Catholic because of their moral compasses.
Unlike most Apprehenders as well, they also tend to smile more, because they are able to see genitalia to the point that they have become blasé from endless vicarious satisfaction that they have basically reached equilibrium.
These apprehenders are most likely present in:
* love hotels in place of covert mourb apprehenders (or mourb companions),
* onsen, public baths and waterparks wearing a swimsuit akin to lifeguards
* alleyways and former areae micturationum (i.e., places where people tend to urinate, defecate or have intercourse)
* stables
However, they fulfill a lesser role than the actual Apprehenders. When actual sex crime happens such as rape, molestation or child porno, the normal Apprehenders are the usual people to rush in immediately. These horny police are only usually when things get too sussy in an area, consensual or not, such as common sex, exhibitionism, mourabitean voyeurism (i.e., spying on mourbs; if one is spying on other species, it counts as a sex crime). Due to their nature as well, they are not allowed in child-porno cases or cases wherein the people being indecent are under 16.
Horny police also interact more often with age-playing or generalised dom-sub/pet-play crowds wherein they have fun chasing each other. Their primary reason is that these ho-pos find baby voice and extended pet play (i.e., non-sexual consensual BDSM) cringy more than normal mourabiteaux and rarely do any cute gestures (including their idling mechanism), to an even lesser extent than normal apprehenders, which still do it.
Sometimes they can be seen with plastic bats painted realistically.
Anyone apprehended by this division do not go to actual jail since they are assumed to not have committed any crime unless proven otherwise.
=== Little Fidesham ===
An analogue to this division in Little Fidesham is the dab police, or the Apprehenders against the Outdateds (French: Appréhendeurs contre des Vieux).
They look the same, however their distinguishing characteristic is that they're physically smaller.
Their purpose is to punk on anyone that references dead memes, which ended up also including the concept of an anti-dab police as well, which was effectively dead along with the pose after the introduction of Fortnite in 2018, but was brought up again by Nintendo five years later. As a result, most of the time they are commonly seen fighting amongst themselves because of the technicality.