Transcript:Horrid Henry's Summer Camp

[Henry uses the fork to squish the lettuce]
Mum: Oh, it's booked! Three nights in Paris!
Dad: I can't wait!
Horrid Henry: Do they have vegetables in Paris?
Perfect Peter: Oh, goody! I hope so!
Mum: Actually, you're not coming.
Dad: Mum and I are having a weekend to ourselves.
Horrid Henry: [disappointed] Oh?
Perfect Peter: [also disappointed] Oh.
Dad: And as a special treat, we've booked you both into summer camp.
Perfect Peter: Ooh, goody! I love camping!
Horrid Henry: [unenthusiastic] I hate camping.
Dad: Oh come on, Henry. There'll be lots to do. Fun and games every day.
(Henry and Peter together) Games? [Henry imagines playing a computer game. Peter imagines playing chess with Henry]
Dad: So, what do you think?
Perfect Peter: Can't wait! Thanks, Dad.
Dad: Henry?
[Henry has disappeared from the chair. He reappears carrying a backpack]
Horrid Henry: When do we go?
[The scene changes to show the camp, called Camp Sunshine. Henry's family was driving to the camp]
Dad: Camp Sunshine! Ha! Doesn't it look great?
[Ten kids are walking towards Captain Crunch]
Horrid Henry: This is it?
Captain Crunch: [strides over to Henry and Peter] Welcome! Captain Crunch, [salutes] camp leader. And these are our new recruits, eh?
Mum: [chuckles] This is Peter, [Captain Crunch shakes Peter's hand] and this is, umm, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Where are the computer games?
Captain Crunch: Oh-ho, no stuffy old computer games here! At Camp Sunshine, we believe in fresh air and fun. You'll be working for your camp craft badges. [she shows them the badges sewn into the shoulder of her shirt]
Perfect Peter: Ooh, yippee! I love getting badges!
Horrid Henry: I hate getting badges.
Captain Crunch: Nonsense! Grab your kit bags and I'll show you where your bunk is. Follow me!
Horrid Henry: Not me. I'm going home. [car tires screech] Wait for me! [Henry runs after the car]
Mum: Ah, three whole days without Henry.
Dad: Bliss.
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[The title card shows. When the episode resumes, Henry and Peter are walking towards their cabin at sunset. They look at each other nervously. They go inside and see Aerobic Al and Beefy Bert]
Aerobic Al: Henry?
Horrid Henry: [surprised to see them] What are you guys doing here?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Aerobic Al: My parents send me here every summer.
Horrid Henry: So what's it like?
Aerobic Al: Oh, it's just like the army. Fall in, fall out, quick march, about turn. [demonstrates] Don't worry though, they tell you what to do.
Perfect Peter: Ooh I love being told what to do.
Horrid Henry: No-one tells me what to do!
Captain Crunch: [enters] Stand by your beds! Bedtime, lights out, no talking.
Horrid Henry: But it's only six o'clock!
Captain Crunch: You need your sleep, young man. Tomorrow will be a big day. [she leans over Henry, who falls back onto his bed, then leaves the room
[The time changes to night. Henry turns his lamp on] 
Captain Crunch: No reading after lights out!
[Henry turns the lamp off again and waits for Captain Crunch to come in, but she doesn't, so he hides under the sheet with a torch]
Horrid Henry: [laughs] Can't stop me! 
[The time changes to the morning. Henry is awoken by Captain Crunch blowing a trumpet. Everyone else is already up and dressed]
Horrid Henry: Whoa!
Captain Crunch: Everyone, stand by your beds. Straighten that pillow, turn down that cover. [she sees Henry] And you can get rid of that! [she tosses Mr Kill out of the window]
Horrid Henry: Mr Kill!
Captain Crunch: [picks Henry up by the collar of his pyjama top] Name?
Horrid Henry: Henry.
Captain Crunch: Henry, sir! Is this your bed, Henry? 
Horrid Henry: Yes, uh, sir.
Captain Crunch: It's a disgrace! 50 press-ups. Now!
Horrid Henry: [falls to the floor and begins struggling to do press-ups] One... two...
[Henry, Peter, Al and Bert are running]
Aerobic Al: We're off to the assault course.
Perfect Peter: Ooh, what's an assault course?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: Whatever it is, I'm not doing it.
[They arrive where Captain Crunch is waiting for them]
Captain Crunch: Juniors, this way. [she points to a slide and see-saw. Henry and Peter go that way]
Horrid Henry: Well that doesn't look too bad.
Captain Crunch: [stops Henry and directs him the other way] Seniors, this way. [Henry is shocked when he sees the assault course for seniors] Go go go go go!
[Aerobic Al climbs over the net easily. Beefy Bert struggles to climb over, but manages. Henry tries to climb over the net, but falls through and hangs upside down. He sees Captain Crunch looking unamused. Next, Aerobic Al vaults over the climbing wall with ease. Again Bert struggles, but manages it. Henry tries to climb the wall, but falls off]
Captain Crunch: [blows whistle] Henry, what are you waiting for, Christmas?! 
[Henry looks tired. Meanwhile, Al and Bert climb the ladder to cross the rope and start working their way across. Henry tries to step onto the rope, but his foot slips and he falls into the mud below]
Captain Crunch: [blows whistle] Fallout! Lunch.
Perfect Peter: Ooh, that was fun! Did you have fun, Henry?
Horrid Henry: What do you think, worm? [Henry walks away and Peter looks confused]
[The scene changes to the canteen]
Horrid Henry: Burger and chips, uh, sir. [Greasy Greta slops some brown sludge into Henry's bowl] What's this?
Greasy Greta: Stew.
Perfect Peter: Yummy! I love stew.
Horrid Henry: I hate stew. Where are the chips?
Greasy Greta: We don't have chips.
Horrid Henry: Where are the burgers?
Greasy Greta: We don't have burgers.
Horrid Henry: Then what do you have?
Greasy Greta: Stew.
Horrid Henry: But I want chips! I want chips! I WANT CHIPS! I WANT...
[Henry transforms into a bear, throws his stew bowl on the floor and roars. He hears a growl and looks up to see a much larger bear wearing a hat, glaring at him. That bear being Captain Crunch. Henry backs down]
Horrid Henry: [takes Peter's bowl] Stew, please. [Greasy Greta splats more stew into the bowl]
[The scene changes to the boys' cabin at night-time. Henry turns on Peter's bedside lamp]
Perfect Peter: Whoa?
Horrid Henry: Shhh, get dressed, quickly! We're escaping.
Perfect Peter: But I don't want to escape.
Horrid Henry: What?!
Perfect Peter: I like it here! I don't want to escape.
Horrid Henry: Okay, I'll leave you behind then. All by yourself. [he walks away]
Perfect Peter: Thanks Henry. I'm going to get my junior tracker badge.
Horrid Henry: You're coming aren't you, Al?
Aerobic Al: Uh, sorry Henry. They said we're going for a 20-kilometre run tomorrow.
Horrid Henry: Bert? You want to escape, don't you?
Beefy Bert: Uh, I dunno?
[Henry and Bert leave their cabin. Henry is carrying Mr Kill and Bert is carrying a spade. They go over to the fence]
Horrid Henry: Shhh! You start digging and I'll keep watch.
[As soon as Bert's spade hits the grass, an alarm sounds and a searchlight illuminates them from the watch tower. The light follows them as they run away into a dark cabin]
Horrid Henry: Um, Bert, is that you?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
[The light turns and the boys see Captain Crunch in her pyjamas, glaring at them. They look at her, not knowing what to do. She leans towards them]
Captain Crunch: Boo!
[Henry and Bert run out of Captain Crunch's cabin. The scene then changes to the next day. Captain Crunch is leading the campers up a hill]
Captain Crunch: I don't know, but it's been said.
Children: [wearily] I don't know, but it's been said.
Captain Crunch: Ten more Ks 'till we get fed.
Children: Ten more Ks 'till we get fed.
[Henry and Bert ride Henry's skateboard down the hill]
Horrid Henry: Slow down! Whoa!
[The skateboard hits a rock and sends them flying. Henry gets up, dazed, and sees Captain Crunch leading the children in the other direction]
Horrid Henry: We did it! We escaped! Are you okay, Bert?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: Well we can't just sit here. Let's go before they come back. [they start walking] Uh, which way is home?
Beefy Bert: Uh, I dunno.
[The time changes to sunset]
Horrid Henry: We're lost! What if we can't get out of here? What if they never find us? What if we get eaten by wolves?!
Beefy Bert: Uh... I dunno.
[Later, Henry and Bert are trying to catch a rabbit for supper. Bert is holding a stick and Henry tries to grab the rabbit. Bert tries to hit the rabbit, but accidentally hits Henry instead, who faints. Later at night. Henry and Bert are in a den made of sticks]
Horrid Henry: But if you had to choose your favourite...
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: Pizza or chips?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: Burgers. Pizza, or chips, or burgers? If you had to choose.
Beefy Bert: Erm...
Horrid Henry: Yes?
Beefy Bert: ...I dunno.
[In frustration, Henry stands up, causing the den to collapse. It starts to rain. The next day, Captain Crunch, Peter and Al are looking for Henry and Bert]
Perfect Peter: Wait! They came this way.
Captain Crunch: How do you know?
Perfect Peter: Tracks, freshly-chewed gum, and the biggest clue of all, Henry's skateboard!
[They come across Henry and Bert asleep on the grass, Captain Crunch motions to Al, who blows a trumpet to wake them up]
Horrid Henry: [wakes up] Whoa! At last! I thought I'd lost you forever.
Perfect Peter: Oh, me too!
Horrid Henry: Not you, worm. [he takes Mr Kill from Peter] Mr Kill.
Captain Crunch: If it wasn't for your brother's tracking skills, we might not have found you. Shall we wake your friend?
Horrid Henry: [looks at Bert, who's still asleep and shrugs] I dunno.
[The scene changes to the evening. Captain Crunch, the children and their parents are gathered around a campfire]
Captain Crunch: And so, we come to my favourite part of the summer: the Camp Sunshine awards. And the hunter, tracker and scouter award goes to... Peter! [Mum and Dad look delighted. Peter goes to collect his trophy] Congratulations, Peter. [she hands Peter his trophy]
Perfect Peter: Ooh, goody! I've got a badge. [he shows Mum and Dad]
Mum: Well done, Peter!
Captain Crunch: Next is our survivor skills award. And this year, one recruit stood out from all the rest: Henry!
Horrid Henry: [surprised] Huh? [Mum and Dad look surprised too]
Captain Crunch: Well done, Henry. [she hands Henry his trophy] And every year, our two top recruits share the prize of a free week's holiday.
Horrid Henry: Great! Where?
Captain Crunch: Right here, at Camp Sunshine!
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!Category:Transcripts