Your Hired Part 1 (RealMightyMiles Universe)

== Myself ==
Typically this is a new type of dimension, this is the real Spongebob, but it is my version. It makes stuff sound really, but this is Part 1. See you soon little buddies.
This is Season 1: Episode 1
== Plot/Story ==
Ohhhhh Who lives in a pine apple -
*Static Play in*
Narrator: Welcome to Sponge Fuck, the fuckin playful thing for little shits. I am having a good day to tell you how Spongebob really happened, all those stuff you see today were all lies. You will see the true Spongebob in your very eyes. You have been warned.
In the Mr. Kash Food Diner.
Mr. Kash: Jim, Your late.
Jim: Sir, I am sorry I need to have some stuff checked.
Mr. Kash: Do you expect me to work for all my life.
Jim: I'm like 10 years old, what would you expect.
Mr. Kash: I don't fuckin care. Go work or you mother doesn't get payed.
Jim: I understand-
Jim stabs Mr. Kash in the leg with his pen.
Mr. Kash: Wrong choice child.
Mr. Kash starts chasing the child. The customers try to guard Jim, but 1 hour later.
Police 1: Hey buddy, I think we should go for a Krabby Patty.
Police 2: Yeah sure let's go for a break.
Once they go inside, they see a lot of people dead. There is screaming coming from the kitchen.
Police 1: MR. KASH WHERE ARE YOU.
No answer.
Police 2: Mr. Kash we are counting till 5 for you to open up.
No answer.
Police 1: 5............4................3.............2................1
Police 1 bust the door open to see a child with Mr. Kash holding a knife
Child: HELP.
Police 1: Knife Down sir.
Mr. Kash stabs the child in the leg.
Police 2: PUT THE KNIFE DOWN.
Police 2 shot him in the head.
Police 1: Damn it, Terrance.
Terrance: I am sorry, I am a new recruit after all. Right Adam.
Adam: Yeah, let's go and make this a clean bath.
Terrance and Adam call the medics and take the child away.
(Ad Plays)
Narrator: You see now why how these people are serious. Why are you purposly here. They are just dumb, they can't be helped. Your wondering about Spongebob. Well he is still in his mom's belly, but then after Terrance and Adam were done, this kid woke up. Adam said " What was you name. " This kid was named " Fred. " After that 3 months after the blood bath Eugene Krabs takes over. He changed everything and called it the Krusty Krab, but after a month Plankton makes the Chum Bucket. Everything was perfect, now 4 years have passed.
Jim: Thank you for letting me work here sir. You sound even nicer than Mr.Kash.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks, you will never see him in a long time.
Narrator: Squidward's story is suppose to happen now.
News Lady: During a time a Homocidal Murderer known as Kash C. Tentacles has been drugging people with these pattys. These people acts aggresive, usually people started to attack each other in violence, but we found a cure. Kash was then killed on accident by a cop named " Terrance. "
Squidward: Father, Father. Grampa died.
Squidward is very sad to see his Grampa die.
Jeff Tentacles: Squidward, he was supposed to die son. Sorry to say it, but he has abused you and multiple people.
Squidward: I guess your right.
Squidward's Mom (I am going to call her Mrs. Tentacles): Let's just have a funeral for dear old Squidward.
Jeff: Alright honey, let's not make Squidward sad.
While they have a funeral. They go back home and have fun.
Mr. Krabs on the News: Hello, we are ready for someone's help here. Help wanted for the Krusty Krab.
Squidward then said I want to work at the Krusty Krab.
Squidward's Parents: Sure son you can go work at there since your sad about your grampa's death.
Squidward then started to work, but now is the end of the story. I hope you enjoyed it because this took a long time. Well see you in the next episode. Bye.
Category:Creepy