SpongeBob and the iPhone

SpongeBob's iPhone 14 is a fanmade SpongeBob SquarePants episode. It is a one-hour special where SpongeBob gets an iPhone 14 and becomes addicted to it. It is rated TV-Y7 and is in season 19.
===Main Characters===
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Sandy Cheeks
*Squidward Tentacles
*Eugene H. Krabs
===Cameos===
*Pearl Krabs
*Gary
*Squilliam Fancyson
===Places===
*Sandy's Treedome
*The Apple Store
*The Chum Bucket (cameo)
*SpongeBob's Pineapple
==Transcript==
"SpongeBob is watching TV with Gary"
SpongeBob: So peace and quiet.
Gary: Meow.........
"Watch Rings"
SpongeBob: Ohh! I'm late for work! I gotta go! "runs"
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: See ya Gary!
SpongeBob:"opens door"
Mr. Krabs: Your Late lad!
SpongeBob: I know Mr.Krabs!
Squillam: Look Squidward guess what i got!
Squidward: What?
Squillam: The new iPhone 14 "laughs"
Squidward: "yells" YOU GOT WHAT?
Squillam: Yup!!!!!!! Pretty cool huh? "Puts the iPhone on his face"
Squidward: For Neptune Sake "Lighting Strike" OWWW!!!!!!
Squidward: Wait, isn't the iPhone 5 from 7 years ago in 2012?
Squilliam: Yes, but it's "new" because they haven't made a new iPhone ever since!
Squillam: "Falls to the ground laughing"
Squidward: ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fish 1: This place is too noisy!
"Fish Leave"
Squidward: How much did it um cost?
Squillam: $500 + $500 for turning it on see ya!
Mr.Krabs: MR SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Whats an iPhone?
Squidward: You never had heard of an iPhone?
SpongeBob: Nope
Squidward: There nice, lovely tab.... "Faints"
Squidward: I have an iPad and your not touching it!!!
Patrick: Look I'm dancing with my square!
Squidward: It's an iPod Touch...............
Patrick: ohhhhh........
SpongeBob: Where can I find one of these iPhones....................... 
Squidward:At the Apple........
SpongeBob: Thanks Squidward!!!! "Runs off"
Squidward: "Makes Frown Face"
Narrator: 30 minutes later...............
SpongeBob: lah lah lah lah dee
Narrator: Another 30 minutes later
SpongeBob: lah lah "huffing and Puffing" deeee
Narrator: Another hour later
SpongeBob: I CAN"T FIND IT!!! "Crys"
Fish: The Apple Store? Your standing right next to it!
SpongeBob: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! "Runs in and opens door"
SpongeBob: Wow so much!
Owner: How Can I Help you? 
SpongeBob: I'll take one of your BEST Tablets please........
Owner: Wait Here.
Sandy: Hi SpongeBob
SpongeBob: Hi Sandy!
Sandy: I came here to get my new iPod!
SpongeBob: Really?!
Sandy: Ummm Yeah
Worker: Number 29!
Sandy: That's me see you later SpongeBob!
Sandy: Don't use it for more than 1 hour!!!!!!
SpongeBob: WHATEVER! BYE SANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Anyways I'll take an iPhone 5!
SpongeBob: How much would it cost?
Worker: $245.95.
SpongeBob: YES! here you go nice fellow. "Hands Money"
Worker: Um thanks. "Gives Box"
SpongeBob: Hooray!
"Bubbles"
"In SpongeBob's House"
SpongeBob: "Opening Box" Oh its so beautiful!
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm gonna get Angry Sponges, Angry Clams, Temple Run and the Real Angry Birds oh i'm so happy!
Gary: Meow.
"Bubbles"
"SpongeBob in bed playing temple run on his iPhone"
SpongeBob: Oh come on! I got 6,545 points. I'm trying to get to a million:
Narrator: 12:00 Midnight
SpongeBob: Must get enough points "Falls Asleep"
"iPhone falls of the bed"
SpongeBob: "Gets up" NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Grabs iPhone before it falls"
SpongeBob: I'm getting a case!
Narrator: 7:30 AM
"SpongeBob at the apple store"
SpongeBob: GIVE ME A!, I mean can I have a case for my iPhone please?
Worker: $20 please.
SpongeBob: Thank you my "Watch Rings" I'm gonna be late for work! "Runs off with case"
Worker: Wait you forgot your change!
Pearl: Can I have the change?
Worker: Huh, sure.
Pearl: Mall money!
"Bubbles"
SpongeBob: "Running" "Opens door to the Krusty Krab"
Mr.Krabs: Where is SpongeBob? Why lad? Look at all these angry fish who want to give there money away. But they can't because your 15 SECONDS LATE! WHY? WHY! "Cries"
Squidward: Ignore him SpongeBob he's just being a crybaby, and especially a cheapskate.
SpongeBob:"Making Krabby Patties and playing Angry Clams"
SpongeBob: There you go there you go!
Fish: MORE!,MORE!
Patrick: Hi SpongeBob!
Fish:"Stares at Patrick"
Patrick: Me and SpongeBob would be at the. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm. Market! To get stuff from the Krusty Krab "Whispers to SpongeBob" Lets go to the Apple Store for 15 minutes!
SpongeBob: But Patrick I can't my let boss down!
Patrick: Quit being a baby SpongeBob! Me or your boss?
SpongeBob: "In SpongeBob's Mind" Me or your boss, Me or your boss, Me or your boss, Me or your boss, Me or your boss
SpongeBob: OK! Lets go.
Mr.Krabs: You got a 15-minute break and I want you back here in 15 minutes! If not you get sent home for the day! And we get a professional fry cook to take over for the day!
SpongeBob: Yes sir.
"Bubbles"
"SpongeBob and Patrick running"
SpongeBob and Patrick: "Runs and opens door"
SpongeBob: Where's the play room?
Worker: In the right.
SpongeBob: Thank you my good man. Lets go Patrick!
"Bubbles"
SpongeBob: Hey Sandy!
Sandy: Howdy SpongeBob, So hows the iPhone? How long have you been playing the iPhone?
SpongeBob:"Stares at Sandy"
French Narrator: 5 minutes later
Sandy: Um SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: All........................ DAY!!!!
Sandy: SpongeBob what did I tell you!
"SpongeBob playing multiplayer on iPhone with Patrick on iPod Touch"
Patrick: I won!
SpongeBob: awwww..........
Sandy: Uh, He didn't listen "Walks away"
French Narrator: 10 and a half minutes later.
"SpongeBob Running"
SpongeBob: I'm gonna be late!
"Opens Door"
Mr.Krabs: "Angrily staring at SpongeBob" SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yes, sir?
Squidward: "snickering"
Mr.Krabs: Your 1 minute late!
SpongeBob: I know sir. So I get sent home for the day?
Mr.Krabs: Yes! I'm very disappointed! I haven't made a lot of money thanks to you! The average is $160 a day and today was $157.75 today! Now go home and clean up your act!
Squidward: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: "Walks out sadly"
Mr.Krabs: You stay here till 1:00 AM.
Squidward: Awwww.
"Bubbles"
"SpongeBob walking to Sandy's House"
SpongeBob: Sandy, Do you think I deserve to have this iPhone?
Sandy: Of course you do SpongeBob. But you need to limit playing it!
SpongeBob: 3 hours?
Sandy: No.
SpongeBob: 2 hours?
Sandy: No.
SpongeBob: 1 hour? "In Mind" Please tell me she isn't going to say no.
Sandy: There! 
Sandy:Play the iPhone for 1 hour! Then take a 15 min to 2 hour break! See, it is not that bad!
SpongeBob: Ok.
'"Bubbles"
"Night Time"
SpongeBob: Playing his iPhone Hardheadedly"
SpongeBob:"Falls asleep puts iPhone on desk
SpongeBob's Dream
SpongeBob: Oh Hi iPhone!
iPhone: Hi SpongeBob do you want to play Temple Run?
SpongeBob: Yes please Ms. iPhone!
SpongeBob playing Temple Run
French Narrator: 15 minutes later........
iPhone: Oh SpongeBob, I'm getting ready to shut off! .1% Charged! Please Help me (Repeats, voice gets lower) "Shuts off"
SpongeBob: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why????!!!! "Cries"
"Sad Music"
"SpongeBob Wakes up"
SpongeBob: I forgot to charge my iPhone! "Checks iPhone"
"On iPhone" iPhone 36% Charged.
SpongeBob:"Charges iPhone" There you go iPhone!
"Bubbles"
Alarm Clock!
SpongeBob: I'm Ready!
"SpongeBob in 30 mins early"
"SpongeBob texting Patrick"
"SpongeBob Meets Patrick at the Apple Store"
Patrick:Hey SpongeBob I'm gonna get this protective thingy on my touch iPod!
SpongeBob: Me too except I'm getting a case! Which is the same thing. Anyways wanna play Fish Kart?
Patrick: Yay my favorite!
SpongeBob: Ok....... Anyways lets get Started!
Narrator: An Hour later at the Krusty Krab.........
"Mr. Krabs Crying" "Squidward on his iPad"
Mr. Krabs: Where's SpongeBob? Without him I'm losing money!!!!!!
Squidward: Probably at the apple store using WiFi and possibly doing whatever....
Mr.Krabs: Tell him to come NOW!!! I'm losing money! 'Sniffs"
Squidward: How?
Mr.Krabs: Text or whatever Pearl keeps saying with her cell phone! on your pad thingy!
Squidward: It's an iPad and whatever.
Narrator: At the Apple Store.
"SpongeBob and Patrick Playing Fish Kart"
Siri: 1 new message!
"SpongeBob Reading Message"
SpongeBob: I'm late! "Runs to the Krusty Krab"
Mr.Krabs:"Crying" SpongeBob Why? Why? From now on you don't bring that device to work! got that?
SpongeBob:"Sniffs" Yes Mr.Krabs. "Walks out"
"Bubbles"
"House Phone Rings"
SpongeBob: Yes Patrick?
Patrick: Wanna go jellyfishing?
SpongeBob: Um sure.
"Bubbles"
"SpongeBob and Patrick Jellyfishing"
SpongeBob: That was fun!
Patrick: I know right!
SpongeBob: Just let me get my umm...
Patrick: Your what?
SpongeBob: My, my, my...
Patrick: WHAT?!
SpongeBob: MY IPHONE! *rips iPhone out of his pocket and plays angry birds while laughing sort of evilly*
Patrick: Um.. SpongeBob, you ok?
SpongeBob: *pays no attention to anything around him*
Patrick: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: WHAT? WHERE? HUH?
Patrick: SpongeBob, I think your addicted to that thing.
SpongeBob: Aww, Pat, your right. I'm gonna text Sandy and ask for help.
Patrick: But it's only like 8:30...
SpongeBob: I don't care, I'll do it anyway. (texts Sandy )
*Sandy texts back
*SpongeBob texts back
*Finally, Sandy texts back again
SpongeBob: I hope this works.
Patrick: What works?
SpongeBob: Just read my message I sent her.
*Patrick looks at SpongeBob's iPhone
Patrick: Oh.
"Bubbles"
SpongeBob:"Goes to work"
Mr.Krabs: Got that device of yours!?
SpongeBob: No Sir! "Smiles"
Mr.Krabs: Actually......
SpongeBob: Yes Mr.K?
Mr.Krabs: Get back to work!
SpongeBob: "Grins" ok!
"SpongeBob on his iPhone sneakly"
SpongeBob:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! im a...
Mr.Krabs: Whats going on here, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yes Mr. K
Mr.Krabs: Go home!!
SpongeBob: "Sniffs" Yes Mr.K. "Leaves"
"Bubbles"
"SpongeBob crying"
"Door bell ringing"
"SpongeBob opens door"
Sandy: Hi SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: SANDY!!!! "Hugs Sandy and squeezes" Sandy please teach me some lessons please!
Sandy: Fine if you let me go.
SpongeBob: Ok! "lets go"
"Bubbles"
Sandy: Ok, let me see your iPod touch.
SpongeBob: It's an iPhone!
Sandy: Well whatever!
"SpongeBob holds his iPhone 5 and Sandy holds her IPhone 3G."
SpongeBob: You have an IPhone 3G?! "laughs" your so outdated!
Sandy: I only use it for calling and texting.
SpongeBob: What about music?
Sandy: I have an iPod shuffle.
Sandy:Lets trade iPhones for a day!
SpongeBob: No! I don't want that outdated device!
Sandy: This is part of the lesson.
SpongeBob: Fine
"Bubbles"
SpongeBob: What can I do with the IPhone 3?
"SpongeBob attempts to install temple run"
IPhone: This app is incompatible with this IPhone.
SpongeBob: Whatever.
SpongeBob: I'll install angry birds.
SpongeBob: YES!!!!!!!! It's installing.
IPhone: This IPhone is too old!
SpongeBob: NO!!!!!!! "SpongeBob throws iPhone on tile floor"
"SpongeBob angrily picks the IPhone up noticing the cracked screen"
SpongeBob: Oh no! "SpongeBob turns into different directions" 
SpongeBob:What will I do?
"SpongeBob runs to the Apple Store"
SpongeBob: Can you PLEASE fix the IPhone?
Worker: Do you have a warranty?
SpongeBob: Um........
Worker: I'll replace it for $199.
"SpongeBob runs out"
"SpongeBob runs to his house on his computer"
SpongeBob: $50?
"Sandy knocks on the door"
SpongeBob: Um......
"SpongeBob gets a dummy IPhone"
"SpongeBob opens the door"
Sandy: Hi SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hi!!!! "Smiles"
Sandy: Can I have my IPhone back?
SpongeBob: Of Course. "Hands Dummy Iphone"
"Sandy turns it on"
Sandy: It doesn't look real.
SpongeBob: Um its not charged.
Sandy: It looks fake.
"Sad Music"
SpongeBob: Fine I'll tell! I got mad and threw it on the kitchen floor! "SpongeBob goes into Sandy's knee begging her to not punish her"
SpongeBob: Please forgive me.
"Sandy makes an face"Fine.
Sandy: Come with me.
"Bubbles"
"Sandy replacing cracked screen with brand new one"
Sandy: See? I knew you were gonna crack the screen so I got a new screen for replacement to install.
SpongeBob: Oh.
Sandy: Do you really need an IPhone 5?
SpongeBob:"shrugs" no.
Sandy: I got something better for you. Give me the IPhone and I'll give you something way better!
"Bubbles"
SpongeBob: "Trying out the Nokia 3310"
SpongeBob: Gary! "Throws Nokia on tile floor"
SpongeBob:"Notices hole on kitchen floor Wow.
"SpongeBob finds Nokia on the floor and notices that the Nokia is still working.
SpongeBob: What a strong phone.
"Door bell ringing"
SpongeBob opens the door"
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hey buddy! You should try the Nokia 3310! It's pretty strong!
Patrick: What's that? Is that an IPhone? Ok!
SpongeBob: Um.........
Narrator: Meanwhile, in Squidward's house.
Squidward: "Holding new IPhone 5 that Sandy gave to him and dancing"
Squidward: I HAVE AN iPHONE, AN iPHONE!
'Drops iPhone and cracks"
Squidward: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Card: The End!
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