Lunch(Transcript)

The choir kids were confused when nobody is chittering and chattering in the school. The only people there were them and the theatre kids.
Zoe: Weird, where did everybody go?
George: I dunno.
Ms. Jackson: There you lot are, I need you to meet up with the theater kids.
Reece: Really?
Zoe: What is going on?
Ms. Jackson: I'll tell you once we get to the auditorium.
Confused, the New Hope Choir followed Ms. Jackson to the auditorium where the theatre kids are.
Jenny: Ms. Jackson, what brings you here?
Ms. Jackson: I want you lot to set up lunch for the Featherites.
George, Raphael, Brad, Troy, Connor, Sheryl, Ankit, Blake, Reece, James, Tristan, Luke, Calum, Michael, Ashton, Jenny: What?
Zoe, Kandace, Yuto, Aidan, Emily, Molly, Thaiyo, Oakley, Alicia, Spencer, Poe, Anya, Aiden, Tanya, Ken, Devan, Shawn, Danna, Collins, Harvey: Who?
Ms. Jackson: The Featherites, they are bird-like human species. Their lunch has to be completely perfect. To make the lunch perfect, here are the instructions I wrote down.
Devan: What happens if something goes wrong.
Brad: Everything goes wrong, the Featherites will attack us.
Raphael: So what are we going to do?
Danna: Here's the table, now what?
Reece: Everything is in word problems we have to solve.
Zoe: Can I see?
Reece handed the paper to Zoe so that she could read it.
Zoe: At the first meeting, 2016, there were 3 Featherites, at the second, 2017, there were 12, at the third, 2018, there were 4. This year, there will be 8 less than the second meeting.
Collins: This is so confusing, can we just put a bunch of chairs.
Everyone: No!
George: We just need to break this down. So there were 12 Featherites in the 2nd meeting and there will be 8 less. If you subtract them, you'll get 4. So we need 4 chairs.
Blake: 4 chairs, on it, Harvey, Reece, Jenny, help me get the chairs.
Harvey, Blake, Reece and Jenny got for chairs.
Michael: Now what?
Luke: The next step says that we need to prepare the food. Each Featherite gets 1 plate each.
Zoe: Plates up.
George: 4 of them.
Luke: Every plate must have 10 worms, 2 must be green while the red worms must be double the amount of green worms.
Kandace: Eww... who eats worms?
Blake: Zoe and George does.
Zoe: What?
George: Since when?
Brad: Since we watched Netflix and you ate roasted worms.
Shawn: Why can't we just give them a bunch of worms?
Everyone: No!
Raphael: Because when you put too many worms, bad things happen.
Ashton: We know, Raphael.
Luke: So we need 2 green worms.
Zoe: 2 green worms are up.
Calum: Good, then we need red worms that are double the amount of green worms. 2 plus 2 is 4.
Troy: Minus 1 equals-
Zoe: 3.
George: 4 green worms for each plate coming up.
While George is distributing the worms, Ms. Jackson came into the room.
Ms. Jackson: Guys, the Featherites are here, you need to get the table set up now. George, I need you to stall them.
Everyone: What?
Aiden: But we're not done with the food.
Luke: And the cups, we need one for each of their mouths.
Ms. Jackson: George, I need you to meet the Featherites outside the auditorium and stall them. Zoe, give him a walkie talkie.
Zoe: Got it, here George.
George: Thanks Zoe.
Ms. Jackson: While you lot, please finish setting up the table.
Everyone: On it!
George went out of the auditorium to meet up with the Featherites.
Featherite 1: So you must be the clumsy junior right?
George: Yeah, I am still a junior.
Featherite 1: Well, you seem too skinny to be one.
George: Do you have to body shame me? Here, have some gum.
Featherite 1: Well is it enough for all of our mouths.
The Featherites showed George their mouths, 1 on their face and 4 on their wings. George was intimidated by this so he told them he'll be back.
George: I'll be back.
George went to the stairs leading to the auditorium and called Zoe with his walkie talkie.
George: Zoe, the Featherites have 5 mouths, 1 in their faces and 4 on the wings.
Meanwhile, Zoe got a call from George while she and her friends were setting up the table.
Zoe: What? That is the most intimidating thing I've ever heard of.
George: So you'll need 20 cups, because 5 times 4 is 20.
Zoe: Got it, thanks for the reminder.
Zoe hung up.
Zoe: Did you get 20 cups?
Danna: Yup, what's next?
Zoe: Sing a song before their arrival. Samuel, what have you got? We need 3 songs, 1 before their arrival, 1 for their arrival and 1 while they are eating.
Samuel: Photograph by Nickelback, for before their arrival.
Zoe: Good, Reece, get ready for us.
Reece: Let's go, 1 2 3 4.
Song: Photograph by Nickelback
Luke: #Look at this photograph #Every time I do, it makes me laugh #How did our eyes get so red? #And what the hell is on Joey's head?#
Zoe: #And this is where I grew up #I think the present owner fixed it up #I never knew we ever went without #The second floor is hard for sneaking out#
Calum: #And this is where I went to school #Most of the time had better things to do #Criminal record says I broke in twice #I must've done it half a dozen times#
Brad: #I wonder if it's too late #Should I go back and try to graduate? #Life's better now than it was back then #If I was them, I wouldn't let me in #Oh, oh, oh #Oh, God, I, I#
All: #Every memory of looking out the back door #I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor #It's hard to say it, time to say it #Goodbye, goodbye #Every memory of walking out the front door #I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for #It's hard to say it, time to say it #Goodbye, goodbye#
New Hope Choir: #Goodbye#
Michael: #Remember the old arcade? #Blew every dollar that we ever made #The cops hated us hangin' out #They say somebody went and burned it down#
Troy: #We used to listen to the radio #And sing along with every song we know #We said someday we'd find out how it feels #To sing to more than just the steering wheel#
Ashton: #Kim's the first girl I kissed #I was so nervous that I nearly missed #She's had a couple of kids since then #I haven't seen her since God knows when #Oh, oh, oh #Oh, God, I, I#
All: #Every memory of looking out the back door #I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor #It's hard to say it, time to say it #Goodbye, goodbye #Every memory of walking out the front door #I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for #It's hard to say it, time to say it #Goodbye, goodbye#
Blake: #I miss that town #I miss their faces #You can't erase #You can't replace it#
Connor: #I miss it now #I can't believe it #So hard to stay #Too hard to leave it#
Reece: #If I could, I'd relive those days #I know the one thing that would never change#
All: #Every memory of looking out the back door #I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor #It's hard to say it, time to say it #Goodbye, goodbye #Every memory of walking out the front door #I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for #It's hard to say it, time to say it #Goodbye, goodbye #Look at this photograph #Every time I do, it makes me laugh#
Zoe: #Every time I do, it makes me#
Then, the Featherites and George entered the auditorium.
Everyone: Tada?
Featherite 1: This table is absolutely perfect, sing us a song.
Reece: Hit it, Samuel.
Song: Be Our Guest from Descendants
Reece: Ma chere Mademoisellea, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents: your lunch!
All: #Be our guest, be our guest #Put our service to the test #Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie #And we'll provide the rest #Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres #Why, we only live to serve #Try the grey stuff, it's delicious #Don't believe me? Ask the dishes#
Boys: #Yeah, they can sing, sing, sing, they can dance, dance, dance #After all, Misses, this is Georgetown #And a dinner here is never, never second best #Go on, unfold your menu #Go on, take a glance and then you'll #Be our guest, be our guest #Be our guest, yeah #Yeah, come on, yeah #Be our guest, guest, yeah, yeah#
All: #We tell jokes, I do tricks #With my fellow candlesticks #And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet #Come on and lift your glass #You've won your own free pass #To be our guest #Be our guest, be our guest #Be our guest #Be our guest #Be our guest!#
Everyone: Thank you.
George: You may enjoy your meal.
Featherite 1: But there is 1 problem, where is Ms. Jackson?
Ms. Jackson: I'm here.
Ms. Jackson arrived unexpectedly.
Ms. Jackson: Featherites, my students here did an excellent job. They are the most talented people in the school and all of Georgetown. While you eat, let them perform for you.
The Featherites started eating while Ms. Jackson congratulates her students.
Ms. Jackson: Guys, I'm glad you guys can help set up the table for the Featherites. You can sing them a song, hit it Samuel.
Samuel: 1 2 3 4!
Song: How You Remind Me by Nickelback
Harvey: #Never made it as a wise man #I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing #Tired of living like a blind man #I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling #And this is how you remind me#
Reece: #This is how you remind me of what I really am #This is how you remind me of what I really am#
Blake: #It's not like you to say sorry #I was waiting on a different story #This time I'm mistaken #For handing you a heart worth breaking #And I've been wrong, I've been down #Been to the bottom of every bottle #These five words in my head #Scream "Are we having fun yet?"#
All: #Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no #Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no#
Troy: #It's not like you didn't know that #I said I love you and I swear I still do #And it must have been so bad #'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you#
Brad: #And this is how you remind me of what I really am #This is how you remind me of what I really am#
George: #It's not like you to say sorry #I was waiting on a different story #This time I'm mistaken #For handing you a heart worth breaking #And I've been wrong, I've been down #Been to the bottom of every bottle #These five words in my head #Scream "Are we having fun yet?"#
All: #Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no #Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no #Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no #Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no#
Zoe: #Never made it as a wise man #I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing #And this is how you remind me #This is how you remind me#
Aiden: #This is how you remind me of what I really am #This is how you remind me of what I really am#
All: #It's not like you to say sorry #I was waiting on a different story #This time I'm mistaken #For handing you a heart worth breaking #And I've been wrong, I've been down #Been to the bottom of every bottle #These five words in my head #Scream "Are we having fun yet?" #Yeah, yeah, are we having fun yet? #Yeah, yeah, are we having fun yet? #Yeah, yeah, are we having fun yet?#
Zoe: #These five words in my head# 
All: #Yeah, yeah #No, no#
Featherite 1: Your students seem to be good singers.
Ms. Jackson: Yeah, right guys?
Everyone: Yeah! (laughs)
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