How I Lure Angels To Hell

You heard Starfright talking about this in "A Day With Starfright", but a lot of demons do it. Each demon does it differently though. Some are bois and angels fall in love. Some use songs (example: Darkside) and convince the angel/victim that hell's better. I do it a bit differently...
Me: *sitting next to the border*
Angel: *running to border crying*
Me: You ok?
Angel: AHH DEMON!!
Me: I'm not gonna hurt you. But... why are you crying?
Angel: I'm the princess, and the queen is forcing me to wear dresses and marry some guy...
Me: WTF?? How old are you?
Angel: I'm 15...
Me: Ok, that's just WRONG.
Angel: I know... hey, what's your name?
Me: *thinking: My name is known in Heaven, gotta use a fake...*
Me: Oh, my name is... Alina.
Angel: Nice name! My name is Lazila!
Lazila: So, why are YOU hanging around the border?
Me: I don't have many friends.. can you be my friend?
Lazila: I will! BEST friends!!
Me: Yay!
Queen Stupid Stupidface: Lazila! Get over here! Get ready for your wedding! *doesn't see me, cuz she's stupid*
Lazila: O..k... *looks at me and whispers:* I'll be back...
Me: *secret nod and smiles*
3 HOURS LATER.......................
Me: *casually listening to Darkside with speakers*
Lazila: NO! I'M NOT MARRYING HIM!! *running to border*
Me: Oh, hi "best friend".
Queen Stupid Stupidface: GET BACK HERE! *sees me* DEMON!!!
Me: Huh? Are you talking to me?
RandomGuyLazilaIsMarrying: Yeah she's talking to you!
Me: I apologize. I thought I was a mirror for a second. XD
Queen Stupid Stupidface: HOW DARE YOU!
Lazila: *getting closer and closer to the edge*
RandomGuyLazilaIsMarrying: Baby, please come back! I love you!
Lazila: *gulps* HELL NO!
Everyone but me: *GASP* 
Me: Lazila, in Hell, we say things like that ALL THE TIME! 
Queen Stupid Stupidface: NO! GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE!! YOU MUST MARRY HIM SO YOUR DAUGHTER CAN BECOME A QUEEN AND- oops...
Lazila: WHAT!? YOU JUST WANT ME TO MARRY TO CONTINUE THE ROYAL LINE?!?!? *pratically in Hell* I'M NOT DEALING WITH IT!!
Me: Girl, just do it. You'll be away from your mom and dad. You'll be away from that jerk. Oh, forgot to mention, your actual parents are in Hell.
Lazila: WHAT?!?!? I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE?!
Me: Mhm. Your parent's weren't saints, that's for sure. I think they were in jail... once? Twice? No, 4 times.
Lazila: I'M JUMPING OVER!!
Queen Stupid & RandomGuy: NO HONEY NO!!!
Lazila: *turned into demon* Woah.. I LOOK COOL!
Me: Yup. Now, let's find yo parents...
Lazila: *turns around and looks at the crying angels* BYE LOSERS!!
40 minutes of searching later.....
Sun: Sweetie, ever think we'll find our daughter?
Tyler: Maybe...
Me: Yo Sun, Tyler!! Is your daughter's name Lazila?
Tyler: Yeah, why?
Lazila: ...Mom? Dad?
*they do a group hug*
Sun: Thank you, SweetPsycho...
Lazila: Wait, your not Alina? 
Me: Sorry, I had to use a fake name, cuz I knew you were going to tell the Queen. Okie bye. *i fly away*
Them: Ok........
Me: Starfright!
Starfright: CAN WE FIGHT NOW?!?!?!?
Me: Of course not! I wrote one pasta, I'm not writing another!
Starfright: LAZY!!
Me: *robotically* KILL MODE: ON. TARGET: STARFRIGHT. REASON: CALLED ME LAZY. 
Starfright: Oh no...
Who wants Starfright to return alive?!??!?!? Hahahahaha, JK I don't care!
Bai~
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