Oh the People You'll Meet

Oh the People You'll Meet is a song from the animated episode of the same name.
==Lyrics==
===Original version===
:Zig Zag:
::(singing) Why wallow in self-pitty, a wretch all alone on a shelf,
::when the world is so rich and alive with people, other than yourself?
::You are the person who will draw them to you,
::and all you go to do to meet them is greet them.
::(spoken) What do you say?
:Bernard:
::(spoken) Oh yes!
:Zig Zag:
::(spoken) That is good.
::(singing) Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
::Oh, the people you'll meet.
::Oh, Oh, Oh,
::The folks you will know.
::Oh, Oh, Oh,
::The People you'll greet.
::And they'll greet you,
::Wherever you happen to go!
:Olivia:
::(singing) Oh, what diversity.
:Zig Zag:
::(singing): Oh, what a pageant.
:Olivia:
::(singing): Oh what a joy, what a lark, what a treat.
:Zig Zag and Olivia:
::(singing) Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
::Oh, the people you'll meet.
::Oh, Oh, Oh,
::Oh, the people you'll (instrumental for 5 seconds) meet.
===Hillbilly version (the song was created there)===
:Bernard's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather:
::(singing) Ohhhhh,
::The people you'll meet.
::Oh, The folks you will know.
::Oh, The People you'll greet.
::And they'll greet you,
::Wherever you happen to go!
::Ohh, ohh, 
::The people are the folksiest folks I know,
::I know that people are the folksiest folks I know,
::and so, I'm pleased and proud to see them 
::nearly everywhere I go so, 
::Ohh, ohh...
===Rock version===
:Nick Presley:
::(singing) Oh, the people you'll meet.
::Oh, the People you'll greet.
::Oh, the folks you will know.
::And they'll greet you so!
::Oh, what diversity.
::Oh, what a pageant.
::Oh what a joy, what a lark, what a treat.
::(instrumental break for 3 seconds)
::Oh, the people you'll meet.
::Oh, the People you'll greet.
::Oh, the folks you will know.
::And they'll greet you so!
::(instrumental for 5 seconds)
::Oh, the people you'll meet.
::Oh, the people you'll meet.