Animaniacs (2024 film)/Transcript

== Act 1 ==
(The film starts with the Warner Bros. Pictures with the Warner Bros. Discovery tagline, then the Warner Bros. Pictures Animation logo appears, then the Amblin Entertainment logo, and then the Legendary Pictures logo)
(Curtains are displayed, as Colin comes out of the curtains to opening the movie by reading the script)
Colin: One time...okay, see, one time…  Randy Beaman’s cousin went to this arcade at the broad walk and then…
(Yakko's head pops up from behind the curtains and tells Colin that he’s reading the wrong script)
Yakko: Psst! Colin. You’re reading the wrong script. (Hands Colin the right script as he goes back behind the curtains)
Colin: Oh, sorry about that. (Reads the right script) The following movie is based on real life events that happened in Hollywood and Warner Bros. Discovery since Warner Bros merged with Discovery… sort of. So just sit down and relax, laugh till you collapse and enjoy the movie. Okay bye. (walks away)
[FADE TO: Black; FADE IN]
The Narrator (voiceover): Hollywood. The central region of Los Angeles, California in the Los Angeles County. Many of beloved Hollywood stars resident live here for fame. From singers, social media stars, actors, and toons. That’s right. Toons. A lot of citizens and tourists love checking out the sights here. The Dolby Theatre, the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Grauman's Chinese Theatre, the Dodger Stadium, the indoor arena formerly known as the Staples Center, The Hollywood Bowl, and the iconic Hollywood Sign on Mount Lee. (Camera moves towards the Hollywood Sign and over Mount Lee) But right over that Hollywood Sign is where the real magic of entertainment lives. (Reveals Burbank, California) Burbank, California. Often called the “Media Capital of the World”. Home to many media and entertainment studios and companies that ever lived. From Sony Pictures Studios, Universal Studios, Paramount Pictures, it’s sister studio, Nickelodeon Animation Studio, The Walt Disney Company, and of course, one of the greatest studio that ever lived… (shows Warner Bros. Studios) Warner Bros. Studios. The studio that Looney Tunes built, figuratively speaking. 
[CUT TO: Ralph T. Guard at the gate]
Ralph T. Guard: Duh… Good morning, Mr. Ruegger!
Tom Ruegger: Good morning, Ralph!
Ralph T. Guard: Duh… Good morning, Yogi and Boo Boo!
Yogi Bear: Hey, hey, hey! Good morning to you too, Ralph!
Boo-Boo Bear: Morning, Ralph!
The Narrator: Many of the world's beloved movies, tv shows, games, and franchises were made in this very movie lot. The Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, Scooby-Doo and the other Hanna-Barbera characters, Friends, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, every DC show and movie ever made… including the bad ones. And of course, one of the greatest animated series to ever exist in Warner Brothers history. And that show is called, Animaniacs. And those stars of the show lives in the iconic WB Water Tower in Warner Brothers Studios. 
Yakko and Wakko: That’s us, Warner Brothers!
Dot: And the Warner Sister!
(The Animaniacs Theme Song Playing)
The Warners:
It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh till you collapse.
We're Animaniacs
Yakko and Wakko:
Come join the Warner Brothers
Dot:
And the Warner Sister, Dot
The Warners:
Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught.
But we break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot!
We're Animaniacs
Dot has wit and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks
Say hello to our friend Brak
Brak:
Hello!
The Warners:
We're Animaniacs
This is our first big movie up upon the silver screen. 
With jokes and bunch of cameos and everything between.
Let's have fun here at the movies, it's even safe for teens.
We're featured on the cover of this month's Toon Beat Magazine
We're Animaniacs
We have pay-or-play contracts
We're zany to the max There's baloney in our slacks!
We're Animanie
Totally insane-y
Space Jam Manie
Animaniacs! Those are the facts!
(The Animaniacs Theme Song ends)
The Narrator: (Voiceover) You’re probably thinking that you already seen this kind of movie before where humans and cartoon characters coexist in the real world together. Like that movie with Roger Rabbit or that Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers movie that recently came out. Well, you may be right, but this movie is a whole other story. 
Yakko: What do you wanna do today sibs? We only got a few hours before our appointment with Scratchy.
Wakko: I don't know. Maybe we can roller skate across the studio?
Dot: Or we can even play lots of video games.
Yakko: Or we can pull a prank on Ralph until he chases us around the lot and tried to put us back in the tower.
Wakko: Is it just me or does the studio look a lot crowded today?
Yakko: Now that you mentioned it. Some of these toons are supposed to at our sister studios.
Sweetie Bird: (Cut to Sweetie Bird in her Tiny Toons Looniversity form: flys in and greets the Warners) Hey, Yakko, Wakko and Dot!
All: Hi Sweetie!
Dot: Hey, Sweetie. What are all the Cartoon Network toons doing here?
Wakko: Shouldn’t they be at Cartoon Network Studios a few miles from here?
Sweetie Bird: The thing is that, the Cartoon Network Studios is gone. 
Dot: What do you mean it’s gone.
Sweetie Bird: I mean, they shut it down. It’s not there anymore. 
All: What?! 
Blossom (2016): This time, people are going to love us for who we are!
Buttercup (2016): Yeah, not like last time when the internet got ONE LOOK at our designs.
Bubbles (2016): And hear ONE PEEP of our voices.
Blossom (2016): And saw that ONE EPISODE where me and Bubbles were twerking with a dancing panda and burn the place down.
Powerpuff Girls (1998) Fan: Look it’s the Powerpuff Girls!
Blossom (2016): This is it, girl! Here comes some our fans right now! (The fans walk pass them) Hey! Where are they going? (Then realized they were talking about the original 1998 Powerpuff Girls)
[CUT TO: The original 1998 Powerpuff Girls and their fans]
Blossom (1998): Autograph signed! Here you go, kid.
Blossom Fan: (squealing) Thank you, Blossom!
Buttercup (1998): (taking pictures with the fans) Man, I love our fans! They’re so loyal!
Bubbles fans: Bubbles! Could you say your line from the Bubblevision episode please?
Bubbles (1998): Of course. I’m just as tough as Blossom and Buttercup! I’m HARDCORE!
(Powerpuff Girls 1998 fans cheering)
Blossom (2016): False Alarm… again. They were talking about the original Powerpuff Girls.
Buttercup (2016): UGH! They’re ALWAYS talking about the original Powerpuff Girls!
Bubbles (2016): One of these days they might actually be one of our fans. You never know.
Buttercup (2016): No, Bubs. They’re never going to be a fan of ours. We’re just going to admit the fact that everyone prefers the original Powerpuff Girls over us.
Bubbles (2016) [crying]: Why do people hate us so much?! Even Craig McCracken hates us!
Blossom (2016): We can’t be that awful. Can we? At least we’re not as hated as Scrappy-Doo.
Scrappy-Doo: That’s what you think! Ever since that terrible adult Velma cartoon came out on Max and everyone hating it, my luck has finally changed for the better! That’s right! Fans have actually apologized to me and saying that I’m no longer the worst thing to happened to my uncle’s franchise. I’m even filing a lawsuit against James Gunn for how he written me in the first live action movie as the main villain and turning me into a monster trying to kill my Uncle Scooby and the gang back in 2002 ruining my reputation and got my kicked out of the franchise because of Bad Scrappy. Now this little pup is finally making a comeback.
Yakko: You? Getting a comeback?
Scrappy-Doo: Yeah. You don’t think I’m worthy of a comeback or something?
Yakko: (Looks a little terrified as he about to answer Scrappy’s question and thinks about the part of the 2002 movie where Scrappy transforms into Scrappy-Rex) Uhhhh…
Scrappy-Doo (Live-Action): (Voiceover) “Correction. The new, improved Scrappy! Because I, Scrappy-Dappy-Doo, have absorbed enough energy to - to rule the world with my all-powerful army! Ooh! And I brought you here, puny, pathetic Mystery Inc. — to witness my moment of triumph! All I need to complete my transformation is... (voice changes) Scooby-Doo!"
Yakko: (Shakes his head and finally answers Scrappy’s question) No, you know what? You’re right, Scrappy. It wasn’t fair of you to have your reputation ruined just because a few fans and studios execs didn’t like you.
Wakko: Yeah. Everyone deserves a second chance.
Dot: Wait. Didn't you appear in Season 2 of Velma?
Scrappy-Doo: Why would I ever appear in that sorry excuse of a show?
Wakko: Must've been a clone or something. 
[Cut to Sweetie Bird]
Sweetie Bird: Good luck with that. Anyway, I’m going to join the other angry toons and humans protesting against Zaslav outside the studio.
The Warners: Protest? (The Warners follow Sweetie Bird outside the studios)
Blossom (2016): Does that means there a chance we’ll get a second chance?
(Wakko returns with his head sticking out of the left side of the screen)
Wakko: No. You three are absolute trash. Nobody wants to see you girls again. (Wakko leaves)
(The 2016 Powerpuff Girls starts crying)
Blossom (2016): (crying) We’re a ripoff... a joke... we’re no superheroes…
(Protesters angrily chatting against Hollywood CEOs and Warner Bros’ CEO David Zaslav)
Protesters: Hey hey! Ho ho! David Zaslav’s got to go! Hey hey! Ho ho! David Zaslav’s got to go! 
Ralph: Duh, (Ralph accidentally falls from the Chair) Ow.
Yakko: Hey, hey! What’s going on out here?
Human Protester #1: We’re protesting against Warner Brother!
Toon Protester #1: Or at least, David Zaslav.
Daffy: That man is incredibly and unspeakably despicable!
Yosemite Sam: I hate that guy!
Human Protester #2: He ruined HBO Max!
Numbuh 4: He shutdown Cartoon Network Studios!
Wile E. Coyote: (angrily holds up a sign that said, “He cancelled my movie, twice!”)
Jabberjaw: The show Jellystone disrespected me, my character and Hanna-Barbera's legacy!
Sweetie Bird: That was before David Zaslav showed up and ruined everything, Jabberjaw.
Jabberjaw: Well, I still feel like my friends and I got no respect, no respect at all!
Augie Doggie: Yeah! William Hanna and Joseph Barbera are probably rolling in their graves right now.
Doggie Daddy: That's my boy who say it!
Wakko: Who's David Zaslav?
Human Protester #1: We'll tell you who David Zaslav is. Hit it, Tom and Jerry!
(Tom and Jerry gives the thumbs up; The David Zaslav Song starts playing)
[All]
Fire Zaslav! Fire Zaslav!
Everything here was fine, until Zaslav come along!
(Song Ends)
[Fade to: Dr. Scratchansniff's office]
Dr. Scratchansniff: What’s wrong with you three today? You’re not like yourselves.
Yakko: Well, Scratchy. We just found out that this David Zaslav guy has been ruining everything at Warner Bros.
Wakko: Yeah, there are angry people outside the studio protesting this guy.
Dr. Scratchansniff: Oh no. Sounds like it's getting worse out there. 
Dot: Dr. Scratchansniff, what happened with our fans?
Dr. Scratchansniff: Those fans… or former fans I guess have the right to protest and be angry. Animation hasn’t been taken seriously since last year. And Warner Bros has been hit the hardest. Especially after being merged with one of the least entertaining companies in the world.
Yakko: Fox News?
Dr. Scratchansniff: Even far worse than that… Discovery Inc.
Yakko: Wait, Warner Bros. owns Discovery now?!
Wakko: I always was a fan of the Food Network. Chopped and Cake War are my favorite program.
Dot: I love watching the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet every year. They’re so cute!
Dr. Scratchansniff: No, no, no, no. Discovery owns Warner Bros.
The Warners: What?!
Yakko: Come on sibs, Let's go see Nora Rita Norita I bet she'll do something about this.
[Cut To: Nora's office]
Nora Rita Norita: I can’t do anything about it. Unfortunately.
Yakko: What?! But why?
Nora Rita Norita: Listen, I don’t like it anymore than you three, but even since Warner Bros. merged with Discovery Inc., the new CEO and president of our parent company David Zaslav has been canceling and interfering with all of our most promising projects just for some dumb tax-off! The Batgirl movie, killed the DCEU including the Zynderverse, Scoob: Holiday Haunt along with another Scooby-Doo movie featuring The Hex Girls, cancelling beloved Cartoon Network shows and that Driftwood movie and shutting down the Cartoon Network Studios building itself, and the list goes on. Those new subscribers should have been HBO Max’s if it wasn’t for him! Or Max now thanks to him.
Yakko: How dare he fire Henry Cavill as Superman?! 
Wakko: He was the best Superman since Christopher Reeve!
Dot: And if he plans on getting rid of Jason Momoa as Aquaman, then he got another thing coming! Same goes for Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn. She’s like the DC Extended Universe’s version of Ryan Reynolds’ Deadpool. 
Nora Rita Norita: I would like to do anything to fire that greedy pig, but as long as he’s CEO and president of our parent company, he unfortunately calls the shots and decides if he wants to bankrupt Warner Brothers to the ground or not. And so far his bad decisions making has made us lose a ton of money. And if the fans, the customers, and our employees aren’t happy, then I’m not happy. And personally, I don’t blame them. (Realizes that the Kids Choice Awards blimp is missing from the trophy shelf) Hey! Where’s the 2024 Kids Choice Awards blimp go?
Wakko: (looking at the end of the blimp) Wow! It really is a kaleidoscope inside these thing!
Dot: (Takes the blimp from Wakko and reads the back of it) I still can’t believe the Barbie movie won for Favorite Movie. I saw the movie when it came out and it wasn’t as good as many people claims it was. That category was rigged in its favor!
Nora Rita Norita: (Takes the blimps back from them) Give me that! Anyway, rumor has it that he’s planning to sell the entire Warner Brothers library to NBCUniversal’s parent company Comcast due to his connects there. And I’m doing my best to prevent that from happening.
(A young woman named Harper Parker knocks and comes in Nora’s office)
Harper: Mrs. Norita? Is now the good time?
Nora Rita Norita: Come in, Harper! Warners meet my intern, Harper Parker. Harper, these are the Warners. What’s the damage report this time, Harper?
Harper: Not good. Our stocks are worse than before, Scrappy-Doo and Henry Cavill are both filing lawsuits against James Gunn, Legendary Entertainment threatening to no longer work with us for any future project until and I quote “We get our act together”, and the mob of protesters outside are getting worse.
Nora Rita Norita: Ugh! I was afraid of that. I told them at DC Studios to fire Ezra Miller and replace him with Grant Gustin from The Flash TV show on The CW after his controversies and legal issues came out to avoid more backlash or just cancel the movie all to together, but no! They rather roll the dice with Miller. This stuff never happens at Marvel Studios.
Yakko: Have you seen Ms. Marvel, She-Hulk, Secret Invasion, and The Marvels?
Nora Rita Norita: Everyone, leave my office, please. Now! I need a moment.
(The Warners and Harper leaves Nora’s office. Yakko mocks what Nora said)
Nora Rita Norita: (from outside her office) Hey! I heard that!
(Harper and the Warners scurry away)
Harper: (excited) Oh, my God! I can’t believe it’s really you guys! You’re Yakko, Wakko and Dot. The Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister from Animaniacs!
Yakko: Ah, I guessing you’re a fan.
Harper: A huge fan! I used to watch the original Animaniacs series all the time when I was a kid. I got straight As and passed all my classes and exams from remember the songs from the show. One of my personal favorite is “Yakko’s World”.
Dot: Ugh, please. Don’t get him started.
Wakko: Were you excited when they announce that they revived our show on Hulu?
Harper: Of course! I loved it! Better than The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder on Disney+.
Yakko: Yeah, but unlike their reboot, ours doesn’t throw continuity of the old show out the window.
Wakko: We’re too meta for that.
Dot: Plus we have less controversial episodes that anger our fans. (Dot talks to the audience) If you seen the show, you know which episode I’m talking about.
Harper: That’s fair. The only thing I didn’t like about the Animaniacs reboot were the Starbox and Cindy and the Gnome in People’s Mouths segments. Those two were not funny. It’s just about and alien who wants to blow up the Earth and was captured by a little thinking his an animal and rambling on about who knows what and a weird gnome inside people’s mouths. Gross.
[Cut to a sad Gnome, Starbox and Cindy as they walked away]
Gnome, Starbox and Cindy: (sadly) Aw.
[Cut back to: Harper and the Warners]
Harper: Anyways, I’m really sorry about Mrs. Norita. She’s a little stressed right now. But she’s right. Ever since AT&T sold Warner Media and Warner Bros. merge with Discovery and became Warner Bros. Discovery, most of the Warner Bros library has been tarnish and disrespected left and right; shutting down Cartoon Network Studios, the Oscars from 2022, Hollywood and half of the entertainment industry have been mistreating animation. With that no good Zaslav ruining Warner Bros. legacy, Disney canceling The Owl House claim it “doesn’t fit their brand” and disrespecting their beloved animated classics with bad live-action remakes with DEI and woke agendas that nobody wants, and Nickelodeon no longer wants to make an animated series with a female protagonist.
Dot: WHAT?!?! How could they?! We used to air reruns of our show on that network in the 2000s!
Harper: At least PBS Kids knows how to treat toons.
Nora Rita Norita: Harper! I need you!
Harper: Geez. (To The Warners) I got to go, you guys. It was nice meeting you three. Hope I see you three again soon. Bye.
Wakko: Bye, Harper! Thanks for watching the show!
(Yakko, Wakko, and Dot returns to the Water Tower sad; Dot watches turns on the TV as the news came on)
The MAD News Anchor: We interrupt the program with some breaking news: former Simpsons actor Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is suing comedian Hari Kondabolu for his wrongful removal from the beloved series. When asked about this major lawsuit, Apu's lawyer, Harvey Birdman has this to say.
Harvey Birdman: Hari (having trouble pronouncing his last name) Kondabolu? Is that how you say his last name? Anyway, Hari has ruined my client, Apu's life and his career. And we hope many of people who has grew up with him stands by him as we take him to court for his wrongful removal of the show.
The MAD News Anchor: In other news, rumors says that Warner Brothers Discovery’s CEO, David Zaslav is to sell Warner Brothers to Universal or other major studio in Hollywood. Which means I maybe out of a job soon. (Yakko grabs the remote and turns off the TV)
Yakko: I can’t believe it. Zaslav is going to sell Warner Brothers to Universal’s parent company Comcast?
Dot: Zaslav can’t do this to us! He can’t do that! Warner Brothers Studios is our home! You saw what happened to those Cartoon Network toons! And the animation industry is not being seen as a media? What is wrong with Hollywood today?!
Yakko: Yeah! Everyone knows that nothing good happens when companies merge with one another or buy a certain franchise! And I’m not just talking about Disney. Look where happened when they brought the rights to Doug from Nickelodeon, The Muppets from The Jim Henson Company, Marvel, Lucasflims from George Lucas, and 20th Century Fox (now known as 20th Century Studios). They canceled 20th Century’s plans for movies based on video-games, including one based on The Sims games.
Wakko: And Universal is not only one studio, but two that are both also amusement parks and none of them have a water tower for us to live in! But at least we can go on all the ride and eat a ton of food there.
Yakko: Uhhhhhhhh… You know what? I always wanted to live in an amusement park.
Dot: What's a matter with you two?! “Just for fun we run around the Universal lot” doesn’t make sense as “Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.” That literally beats the purpose of our last names. Plus, we also can’t trust Universal Pictures with Warner Brothers shows and movies. (Pulls up three theatrical posters for the two live-action Flintstones movies and the Josie and the Pussycats movie) Especially the fact that they’re the same Universal Studios that were responsible for making the live-action 1994 Flintstones movie, it’s 2000 prequel, The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, and the 2001 Josie and the Pussycats movie; all of them were equally terrible. And they’re the same Universal Studios who has no respect for strikers striking outside their studios by cutting down there trees and destroying their sidewalks. But, some of the unions strikers later revealed to be no better the studios execs during the strike.
Wakko: Some of my favorite shows and movies I was looking forward for were either delayed or canceled because of that strike! And their rules were both stupid and confusing! 
Yakko: Especially the Halloween one! (Steps outside the WB Water Tower) We have so many memories, friends and fans at this very studios. And that about to be taken away from us! And every Warner Bros fan around the globe! We got to do something about it, sibs!
[Hero is My Middle Name (Animaniacs Version) playing]
Dot (Speaking): What are we going to do?
Yakko (Speaking): I’ll tell what we’re going to do! You see…
[YAKKO, Singing}
If Warner B. going to get bought-out
Wallowing in sorrow isn't where I wanna be,
Cause' there isn't a catastrophe
That could ever measure up to me! (Wakko: And me!) (Dot: And me!)
Siblings just try it and see, Come on!
Hero is my middle name
Fixin' trouble is our game (Wakko: I thought we cause trouble!)
Just give it the old know-how
There's no better time than now
Don't give up and don't give in
[WAKKO, spoken]
Yeah!
(sung)
If you're thinkin' sink or swim (Yakko: That’s the spirit!)
[YAKKO]
Courage is your claim to fame
When hero is your middle name
[YAKKO & WAKKO]
And hero is our middle name
[DOT, spoken]
No it’s not, Yakko! It’s Alvin! But you’re right.
(Sung)
Warner Brothers has been our home for years
This put me in tears, there's nothing we can do at all
[YAKKO]
Why are you waiting for the anvil to fall
Not the time to drop the big beach ball
All for one and one for all
Dot: (spoken) Let me get this straight. You saying that the three of us, three cartoon characters from the 1990s save Warner Bros from a ruthless CEO of its parent company? That sounds like a lot!
Yakko: (spoken) Somebody has to, Dot. Max sure isn’t trying to. And I'm not downing down without a fight. We have to try.
Wakko: (spoken) Plus, it’s the plot of the movie.
Dot: Alright! I’m in! 
[YAKKO & WAKKO]
All for one and one for all
[YAKKO, WAKKO, & DOT]
All for one and one for all
(All of them spring out of the WB Water Tower and head towards the gate where the anger mob are still protesting)
Come on
[DOT]
Hero is my middle name
[YAKKO, spoken]
All right!
[DOT]
Fixin' trouble is my game
Just give it the old know-how
[YAKKO, WAKKO, DOT]
There's no better time than now
[WAKKO]
Don't give up and don't give in
If you're thinkin' sink or swim
Courage is your claim to fame
[YAKKO, WAKKO & DOT]
When hero is your middle name
[DOT]
And hero is my middle name!
Wakko: Are we going to get in trouble for a song from another franchise outside Warner Brothers?
Yakko: Do worry. I know a guy who has connection with Nickelodeon to get promotion to used this song. We just changed to lyrics to fit our problem.
Yakko: Attendance everyone! I said, Attendance everyone! Hello? Can any of you hear me?!
Sweetie Bird: I got this, Yakko. (Pulls out a megaphone; yells in Mel Blanc’s voice) QUIET!!! (the protesters became quiet; Sweetie gives her megaphone to Yakko) They’re all yours, Yakko.
Yakko: (Yakko takes the megaphone from Sweetie) Thanks, Sweetie. My fellow Warner Brothers characters, toons of all other studios, and animation fans! Fear not, as me and my brother Wakko and my sister Dot are going straight to Warner Bros Discovery headquarters and to CEO David Zaslav’s office and show him what happens when you mess with a beloved and popular entertainment studio/company like Warner Brothers! The house that the Looney Tunes built! And we won’t come back until WB, the fans and all us toons get the respect that we deserve from jerks like him! And make it clear to him that we the people of Warner Bros. Will not or ever become a Comcast! 
(Everyone cheering and applauding)
Jabberjaw: That guy’s speaking my language. (laughs like Curly)
Yakko: And one more thing, does anyone know where David Zaslav and Warner Bros Discovery HQ is?
(The crowd stops cheering and applauding)
Human Protester #1: According to Wikipedia, it said that Warner Bros Discovery headquarters is in New York City.
Wakko: New York City?!
Dot: That’s like on the other side of the country!
Yakko: Then it settled. To New York City it is!
(The crowd cheering and applauding again as Yakko, Wakko and Dot set off for New York as the try to find a way to get there)
Numbuh 4: Kick Zaslav’s butt for me, Warners!
Yakko: Alright you guys, it’s off to New York City we go! The three of us are going to save Warner Bros!
(Then Harper catches up with them and assisted on joining them on their journey to save Warner Bros.)
Harper: Hey Warners! Wait up, you guys!
All: Harper!
Dot: Did you come here to wish us luck on our journey save the company?
Harper: Actually, I came here because I want to help you three save the company.
Yakko: You want to come with us on a maybe dangerous mission to save WB and the animation industry from one of the big wigs and the most hated man in Hollywood himself?
Harper: Yes, otherwise I wouldn’t get stand here. Look guys, Warners Bros means so much to everyone. It’s your home, some of the worlds greatest shows and movies are made here. And I hate to see it be sold to any other major studios in Hollywood…
Wakko: That’s fair enough for me! But won’t Miss Lady wonder where you are if you come with us?
Harper: Don’t worry about Miss Norita. I told her I had a family emergency in New York and got someone to take my place while I’m gone.
(Cut to Chicken Boo in a poorly human disguise in Nora’s office)
Nora Rita Norita: So, Harper told me that you’re name is “Chuckie McBuckins” and you’re a temporary intern?
Chicken Boo: (Chicken sounds)
WB Employee: He’s not a temporary intern! He’s a chicken I tell you! A giant chicken!
Yakko: Alright then. To New York! One more question, Harper. Can you sing?
Harper: Of course I can sing. I’ve been singing since I was 3.
Yakko: That’s great news because there’s going to be a lot of singing in this movie. This is a musical after all.
Dot: Sweetie, you wanna come too?
Sweetie Bird: As much I like to join you guys, but I think I’ll stay here and keep a eye on thing and make sure the studio doesn't get burn down. Good luck, you guys! We're counting on your four! 
All: Thanks, Sweetie!
Yakko: Alright everyone! Next stop: New York City!
[YAKKO, WAKKO, DOT, & HARPER]
So come on!
Hero is our middle name
Fixin' trouble is our game
[HARPER]
Just give it the old know-how
[YAKKO, WAKKO, DOT & HARPER]
There's no better time than now
Don't give up and don't give in
If you're thinkin' sink or swim
Courage is your claim to fame
When hero is your middle name
And hero is our middle name
And hero is our middle name
Hero is our middle name
(Songs ends)
[CUT TO: Time Square in New York City, New York]
[“Welcome To New York” by Taylor Swift playing]
Welcome to New York, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Welcome to New York, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Harper (singing)
It's a new soundtrack, I could dance to this beat, beat 
Dot (joins in)
forevermore
The lights are so bright, but they never blind me, me
Yakko and Wakko (joins in as well)
Welcome to New York, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Harper: You know what’s my least favorite trope in movie and television these days? Girl bosses. I hate the idea of girl bosses! Not only it’s insulting, but it’s also just a sexist stupid overrated trope to make women more superior than men and belittle them instead of seeing both men and women as equal. Look at one-dimensional characters from shows and movies like She-Hulk and the Barbie movie. I love Barbie, but I wasn’t a fan of the movie. The film’s messaging was terrible. 
Dot: I know right. There’s nothing more pathetic than movie director, writers, producer and actor making a movie and tv show just to push a terrible message. 
Harper: But some of the songs from the soundtrack was actual good. Like that Dua Lipa song
Wakko: I never liked the Oscars anyway. It’s boring and controversial.
Dot: Yeah. That’s why everyone hates grow up awards show like them. It’s partly their fault animation isn’t being taken seriously as a medium and as an art.
Yakko: 100% true, Dot. It’s no Kids Choice Awards. Those are always more fun to watch. Even through we lost to the original Nickelodeon version of Doug and twice times in a row to the original Rugrats series back in the 90s.
Wakko: Plus you get slimed on the show.
Harper: And it’s interactive and the viewers can pick what happens next online. The Oscars aren’t as fun as the Teen Choice Awards either.
Wakko: Or the MTV Movie and TV Awards.
Dot: Or the VMAs.
Yakko: Exactly. That’s the problem with The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences these days. You see…
(“The Academy Song” Playing)
[YAKKO]
In the land of glitz and gold,
Where dreams are bought and stories told
Where the stars shine bright, in the dead of the night
The Oscars sucks! (The Oscars sucks!)
[WAKKO, spoken]
I don’t like the fact that they’re at least three hours long.
(sung)
The Oscars are always so boring, I always fall asleep snoring
Pinocchio (Disney): All I’m saying is, what so special about the new stop motion Pinocchio? He doesn’t even becomes a real boy at the end of his movie. He’s just a walking talking tree stump. And I should know. I share the same company with one since 2014.
Pinocchio (Shrek): Plus he doesn’t even wear clothes.
Pinocchio (Disney): I know right. 
(Three angry Jasmine, Ariel and Cinderella upset with Naomi Scott, Halle Bailey, and Lily James’ [who played them the live action remake of their movies] comments about animation at The 2022 Oscars)
Jasmine: (angry) What the heck’s a matter with you three? You three had the honor to play us in the live-action adaptations of our movies and then you all stabbed us in the back! Broadway’s star Isabelle McCalla honored and respected my character’s role more than you did, Scott.
Ariel: (angry) Yeah, Halle! Disney is already in a bad spot right now and you had to make it worse by saying, (using air quotes) “animation is an experience for kids over and over and over again and parents have to endure it.” And the live action Little Mermaid movie wasn’t even out yet.
Jasmine: You made the moment even worse, Naomi by making a witty remark by saying, (using air quotes) “I see some parents who know exactly what we’re talking about”.
Cinderella: (angry) Do you girls have any idea how embarrassed we are? 
Jasmine: It’s people like you three are the reasons why Disney fans hates the live-action remakes.
Naomi: Look, we’re sorry you all feel this way. We were just reading from the script the Oscars’ writing staff provided for us.
Lily: How were we supposed to know that most of the nominees in the best animated movie category that year weren’t all aim towards kids?
Ariel: Maybe next time, the Oscars’ writing staff should do they’re research more before writing scripts!
Halle: It was just a bad joke.
Naomi: Besides, Amy Schumer literally said she only saw Encanto because of her kids. She was no better than us. Plus Rachel Zegler is far worse than us. She literally disrespected Snow White and the original movie.
Cinderella: Just remember this; If you three, any other actress in Hollywood playing any of us Disney Princesses or anyone else at the Oscars pull a stunt like that again, we’re coming after you all. (Breaks one of her glass slippers and points it at Lily, Halle and Naomi) And I’m going to Bibbidi-bobbidi-bop you all in the head!
Ariel: (points King Triton's trident at Lily, Halle and Naomi) Yeah, and you three don't wanna get part of this world! (Rajah angrily growls at Lily, Halle and Naomi as he shows his teeth)
Lily: This is what we get for playing princesses waiting to be saved by a prince and take them away?
Jasmine: (even more angry) That's NOT was our stories are about, you ungrateful Hollywood stars!
Dot: And that’s why you should never bad-mouth Disney Princesses and their original movies.
[Dot]
And also the fact they cut off the winner during their acceptance speech!
[YAKKO, spoken]
And the oscars for Best Actress goes to… Dot Warner!
[WAKKO, Spoken]
This is Dot Warner’s first Oscar win since 1998 and she also accepting the award for Best Animated Feature 
[Dot, Spoken]
Thank you! Thank you! I would like to thanks the Academy for this award. I would also like to thank my brothers Yakko and Wakko for the support and making this possible. Also my psychiatrist Dr. Scratchansniff, Tom Ruegger, Steven Spielberg, and Warner Bros., and…(The Oscar music playing over her)…are you serious right now?! You’re playing out not! I’m not done yet! This never happens at the Kids Choice Awards! You bunch of… (censor bleep)! 
[YAKKO, Spoken]
That’s my cute little sister you said that. Goodnight everybody!
[Dot]
From the red carpet to the KCA slime!
[Harper]
…rehearsal…controversial. Now it's our time to shine!
[All]
(Song ends)
Wakko: We’re probably not going to get an Oscars nomination after this.
Yakko: That’s fine. We never get good sits anyway.
Harper: We’re here.
Yakko: We’re here to see David Zaslav.
John Malone: Sure thing. Right this way.
Yakko: (Talks to the audience) Our new friend. 
David Zaslav: Ah! Welcome Warners and friend! Come in to my office. Make yourselves at home. Thank you, John. I can take it from here.
Chloe: We now got visitors, Mr. Zaslav.
Harper: Aren't you that kid from The Fairly OddParents?
Chloe: I was. Or at least just the tenth season.
Wakko: Oh yeah! That's the one season everyone hated and they say you were the reason the show were cancelled.
Dot: What's a Nickelodeon character doing here?
Chloe: Long story.
Yakko: Hey, you're that Fake Velma from that show everyone hated.
Fake Velma: I would appreciate it if you all didn’t call me the F word.
Wakko: We would never. There are kids in the audience.
David Zaslav: What are your names again? Yakko, Wakko and Dottie?
Dot: The name’s Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III, kid. Or just Dot. Call me “Dottie” and ya die.
Fake Velma: And I thought Pippi Longstocking has a long name.
Dot: You mean, “Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking”?
David Zaslav: Now what bring you all here to my office here in New York?
Yakko: David Zaslav (off-screen) Universal?
David Zaslav: … Universal rejected my offer to sell Warner Bros. To them. … I cancelled all those projects for my tax write off scheme to make Warner Bros go broke and merge with Paramount. I don’t care about the fans, I don’t care about Warner Bros, I only care about Discovery and their money. 
Dot: What?!
Harper: That’s the most dumbest decides you ever made since the merge!
Yakko: And you made a ton a of dumb decides since the merge. Like renaming our streaming service, “HBO Max” to just “Max”.
Harper: You Did make angry those innocent Cartoon Network Toons disappointed about the closing of Cartoon Network Studios.
Wakko: That would be like Comcast renaming their streaming service “Peacock” to just…
Yakko: Goodnight everybody!
David Zaslav: And now you four know too much, I think it’s time for Animaniacs to become another tax write-off. John, Chloe, get them!
John Malone: You four! Come with us!
Yakko: Oh no you don’t! (Pulls baloney out of his pants and throws them at the villains)
Harper: RUN! (Yakko, Wakko, Dot and Harper run out of Zaslav’s office and tries to make it out of the building.
Fake Velma: Aw! Was this baloney literally in that guys pants? Who keeps baloney in their pants? That’s disgusting! 
David Zaslav: (Realized that the Warners and Harper left his office. To John Malone, Chloe Carmichael and Fake Velma) Don’t just stand there, you fools! Get them!
Fake Velma: Yes, Mr. Zaslav, sir!
Chloe: On it!
John Malone: Slow down, you two! I’m old!
[Cut to: Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Harper running out of the Warner Bros. Discovery building]
Harper: We need to get back to the car!
Fake Velma: There they are!
Dot: They’re right behind us!
David Zaslav: Don’t let them leave this building!
Harper: We have to try and slow them down.
Yakko: I got it! Wakko, do you have your jar of gum-balls on you?
Wakko: (Pulls out a jar of gum-balls) I always do. 
[Yakko takes Wakko’s jar of gum-balls and roll them on the ground towards the bad guys causes them to slip and fall]
David Zaslav: CLOSE THE DOOR, NOW!
[A metal door starts to slowly fall, then our 5 heroes runs towards the slowly closing door.]
Yakko: The door is closing! Come on, sibs and Harper! [Yakko, Dot and Harper makes it to the other side safely as the door gets closer from completely close, they encourage Wakko to make it while he still can.]
Yakko: Come on, Wakko!
Dot: You can make it!
Harper: Hurry!
[Then Wakko makes a run for the door and sides underneath it Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom style, realize he lost his hat and reach underneath the metal door and grab it before it completely closes and hops in the car and drives off; Zaslav screams out of anger] 
Wakko: I always wanted to do that.
Harper: Everyone okay?
All: Yep!
Harper: He’s planning to merge Warner Brothers with Paramount? That’s even worse than selling it to Universal’s parent company Comcast! Zaslav can’t do this to us! He can’t do that! This violates so many anti trust laws.
Dot: That greedy dirtbag!
Yakko: Yeah! Everyone knows that nothing good happens when companies merge with one another or buy a certain franchise! And I’m not just talking about Disney. Look where happened when the brought the rights to Doug, The Muppets, Marvel, Lucasflims, and 20th Century Fox (now known as 20th Century Studios). They canceled 20th Century’s plans for movies based on video-games, including one based on The Sims games.
Dot: Plus, “Just for fun we run around the Universal lot” doesn’t make sense as “Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.” That literally beats the purpose of our last names.
Harper: Don’t worry guys. No one is getting sold to Universal, Disney, Paramount Global, Sony, or any other major or minor studios in Hollywood.
Yakko: You’re right, Harper. We promise everyone back at home that we’ll going to save Warner Brother and the animation industry from Zaslav and his goons, and that’s exactly what the four of us are going to do!
Harper: Also I got video and audio evidence of Zaslav telling us his evil plan. Along with this flash drive. We just got to give this to the FBI and tell Miss Nortia about this.
David Zaslav: I can’t believe they got away!
Fake Velma: I told you not to say the quiet part out loud. Now they’re probably going to tell the authorizes.
David Zaslav: Don’t be so negative. They don’t have any evidence to prove… Where’s the flash drive? WHERE IS IT?!
Fake Velma: What flash drive?
David Zaslav: The flash drive that has all my plans to ruin Warner Bros. reputation and destroy all form for creativity and storytelling until only reality shows and documentary are left standing.
Fake Velma: Dumbest evil plan ever.
David Zaslav: It’s business stuff. You wouldn’t understand.
Fake Velma: Other than a white fat idiot in his 60s who hates toons so much he's trying to copy Judge Doom to make a buck?
David Zaslav: Watch it, young lady! There’s a reason why I saved your sorry butt from cancellation in the first place.
Chloe: (Returns from the bathroom) Sorry I’m late. I had to use the ladies room. What did I miss?
David Zaslav: You three go after them and bring them to me along with that flash drive. Those Warners and their human friend knows too much about my plans.
Chloe: Yes, Mr. Zaslav!
John Malone: Yes, sir!
Fake Velma: You can count on me, Mr. Zaslav. I hate silly toons anyway.
(Zoom into Fake Velma’s eyes, flashback start)
Fake Velma: What do you mean “I’m not allowed in”? Don’t you know who I am? I’m Velma Dinkley!
Unnamed guard: Look, lady. I know what the real Velma Dinkley looks like, and you are not the real Velma Dinkley. Just a very bad cosplayer.
Fake Velma: Cosplayer?! Do I look like some who cosplay?!
Pinocchio (Disney): Excuse us! We’re the opening act for tonight.
Pinocchio (Sherk): Yeah, we’re “When You Wish Upon a Rock Star”. Because we’re a band of Pinocchios.
Pinocchio (Netflix): I’d came up with the name of the band. (Nose grew; nervously laugh)
Pinocchio (Shrek) No you didn’t you little liar! I did! (Nose grew)
Pinocchio (Disney): Guys, it doesn’t matter who came up with the name.
Unnamed guard: There you guys are. Come on in! Watch out with these noses!
Fake Velma: What about them?! These were three wooden puppets claiming they’re Pinocchio.
Puss in Boots: Excuse me, sir. But I believe I am on the list under Puss. One of those Pinocchios is a friend on mine.
Unnamed guard: Puss in Boots! You’re in the VIP section. My family loves you. Can I get a picture with you? My wife and kids will not believe this.
Puss in Boots: Anything for the fans. Gracias!
Fake Velma: Seriously?! You let him in?! It’s a talking cat in footwear! He sheds, licks himself and goes in a litter box! (Screams out of anger)
David Zaslav: And when you do, put them in this. There has never been a way to change a toon’s appearance until now.
Fake Velma: That’s not true. There are literally tons of reboots and remakes that a cartoon characters’ appearance has changed. Also what about that movie starring Chip n Dale?
David Zaslav: Shut it! This is completely different! Anyway, this is the Humanizer! This bad boy can turn any toon into a real life human. Humanoids if they’re an… And it powered by an AI robot.
(Jellystone Cindy Bear informs David Zaslav about the Humanizer)
Jellystone Cindy Bear: Mr. Zaslav. Perfect timing. We finally fixed all the bugs out the programing of the Humanizer and it’s ready to be tested again.
David Zaslav: (Pushes Jellystone Cindy Bear out of the way) Excellent. Bring in the test subject!
(Jellystone Yogi Bear and Jellystone Boo-Boo drags Bluey to the laboratory table in front of the Humanizer as she struggles to get out)
Bluey: Let me go! Don’t you two know who I am?! I’m the most popular dog in preschool television!
Chloe: Yeah, so are the Paw Patrol and Blue from Blue’s Clues. Besides, I was more of a Peppa Pig fan. You and your show on the other hand’s completely overrated.
Fake Velma: I’ll never understand why adults like that crap.
(Jellystone Yogi Bear and Jellystone Boo-Boo strips Bluey to the laboratory table)
Bluey: Hey! I’m not overrated! 
Chloe: (annoyed) Will you shut up already, you stupid blue dog? And people say my tv voice was annoying.
Fake Velma: I hate dogs.
Jellystone Doggie Daddy: We’re right here.
David Zaslav: START THE TRANSFORMATION, NOW!
Jellystone Cindy Bear: Now hold still. This won’t hurt a bit.
Humanizer: (AI voice) NOW GENERATING TOON TRANSFORMATION.
Bluey: No! Please don’t! Don’t do this! If this about my show taken up most of the time schedule, you have to take it up to Disney. (Bluey gets turns into a live-action humanoid, as Bluey screams in horror)
David Zaslav: It works! Lock her up in a glass cell like the others and send her and the Humanizer to Los Angeles and wait for us at our hideout. Everyone else, we got some Warners to catch!
(End of Act 1)
== Act 2 ==
(Cut to Sweetie Bird)
Sweetie Bird: (shocked) Zaslav is planning to do what?!
Dot: David Zaslav is planning to destroy Warner Bros to the ground and he and his goons are planning to destroy the animation industry.
Sweetie Bird: That’s terrible! 
Yakko: We know! 
Sweetie Bird: Wait. Did you guys say his had goons?
Wakko: Yeah. John Malone, Chloe Carmichael and the fake Velma Dinkley from that terrible Velma show. She’s just as mean in real life as see is on that show… that no-one ever seen.
Sweetie Bird: Oh no! This is worse than I thought. Chloe and Fake Velma are members of the Mary Sues. Those girls are bad news.
Dot: The Mary Who Now?
Sweetie Bird: The Mary Sues. There’s a bad girl gang of extremely unlikeable from cartoon characters with zero flaw and lack of character development.
Dot: How did you know so much about them, Sweetie?
Sweetie Bird: Before the Tiny Toons reboot, I used to be a Mary Sue. In the old show, my character used to bully and teases my co-star Furball constantly even when he’s not trying to eat me. So basically, I wasn’t really a (uses air quotes) “Sweetie” Bird back then. But when Tiny Toon Looniversity was greenlit, I lost my Mary Sue stats and became a main character. I’m still confused why they made Babe and Buster actually related despite their was that they’re not related. But that’s not important right now.
Harper: Don’t worry everyone. We just need to contact to government. Once they found out what Zaslav is doing is illegal, they’ll shut down his operation.
Sweetie Bird: That’s a great idea, Harper. But how are we going to contact them?
Wakko: Wait, doesn’t Ugly Sonic have a show with the FBI?
Sweetie Bird: Yeah, "Ugly Sonic: Uglier Crimes"! I love that show! You seen last week episode where they busted The Big Bad Wolf from Tales from The Crypt from kidnapping the Three Little Pigs?
Yakko: Yes!
Sweetie Bird: Man, I can’t wait for season two premiere! I heard that he's adding the Ugly Minecraft Sheep from that Minecraft movie to his team.
Harper: FBI? Wait a minute. I just remember something. Yakko, Wakko, Dot, I know someone who might be able to help us. My aunt is the Director of the FBI, Karen Sympathy. 
All: Karen Sympathy? 
Wakko: Why did that name sound familiar?
Harper: She used to be an FBI Agent, and was really good at it, but now she got promoted to FBI Director. When she was a young rookie back in 2000, she teamed up with her childhood heroes, Rocky and Bullwinkle, to stop their arch-rivals, Boris Badenov, Natasha Fatale and Fearless Leader from taking over America. I even got a picture of her with them. (Shows them the picture of her Aunt Karen and Rocky and Bullwinkle) I always keep this with me. Hopefully she can help us.
Sweetie Bird: Scrappy! You want a chance of redemption?
Scrappy-Doo: You bet I do!
(Insert Song here)
Dot: “Lost Media Ave”?
Wakko: “Short Lived Street”?
Random Forgotten toon: Old and forgotten movies and tv shows for sale! I got every single episode of the old Mary-Kate and Ashely cartoon and Charlotte’s Web 2: Wilbur’s Great Adventure on DVD! I also got Groove Squad in 4K HD! I even got every Disney direct-to-video sequel and prequel too! I know there are some people who actually remembers them!
Harper: This place looks so sad, depressing and gray. Not even Rainbow Brite can put some color in this place.
Yakko: I heard about this place. We’re in The Forgotten Lands. The place where all short-lived, unfamiliar, lesser known, retired, rejected, and forgotten cartoon characters goes and live when they are…. Uhhhhhhhh… forgotten.
Harper: Unfamiliar is right. I don’t recognize any of these people. I think. Maybe this old man can help us. Excuse us, sir! Can you help us please?
Father Time: Of course, young lady. How may I help… (gasps) The Warners? Is that really you guys?
Dot: Not to be rude or anything, but are we supposed to know who you are?
Father Time: It’s me, Father Time! From Histeria!
Yakko: Histeri-what now?
Father Time: Histeria! You know, that animated musical sketch comedy series that I’d hosted where the cast are often filling the roles of historical figures in comedic skits and song parodies. It used to air on Kids WB and it was made by the same guy who did your show. Mostly to meet the FCC educational/informational content requirements for kids. 
The World's Oldest Woman: Yeah. We did all that turning historical events into musicals before Broadway did it with Hamilton and that SIX show everybody’s talking about these days.
Father Time: We used to filmed the show in the Steven J. Ross Theater in Warner Bros Studios. We were literally nearby the Water Tower.
Yakko: Yeah, not ringing any bells.
Wakko: Nope.
Dot: Sorry.
Harper: Even I’ve never heard of that show.
Yakko: I didn’t even know Tom Ruegger created another show other than Animaniacs. Expect for Tiny Toons Adventures, Pinky and the Brain and Freakazoid. Who are all also in this movie.
Father Time: [Becomes sad; sigh] I should have known none if you would remember me or that show or remoring that movie based on the show. But what did I expect when you’re a toon living in The Forgotten Lands.
Wakko: We’re very sorry, Mr. Father Time, sir. It’s just been soon long.
Father Time: That’s alright. Honestly, I don’t blame any of ya. My show haven’t been on the air since March of 2000. Our episodes are not even on that iTunes or Amazon Prime Video that everyone talking about these days.
Yakko: [talking to the audiences] It’s true. One of the writers literally search for it while writing this scene.
Father Time: There was originally supposed to be 65 episodes made, but production of the show was canceled and only 52 episodes were made. And as time was by (no pun intended), people forgot about us and the show itself. And me and all my co-stars have been living here ever since.
Charity Bazaar: We’re not happy.
Harper: I’m so sorry to hear that, Mr. Father Time.
Father Time: Thanks Miss…
Harper: You can call me, Harper.
Father Time: …Harper. If there’s one thing that us toons are afraid of, (besides getting dipped and bootlegged) is the fear of being forgotten. Hit it, Goopy Geer.
(Goopy Geer playing the “The Forgotten Toons Song” begins)
Father Time: (Singing)
There was once upon a time where we were all on screen
No matter how big or small, we were all being seen
Father Time: (Spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen, the Histeria! Kids Chorus!
The Histeria! Kids Chorus: (Singing) 
It’s a Sad and Dreadful Life of a Forgotten Toon!
… And now we’re feeling gloom
Father Time: (Spoken) Ever wonder whatever happened to Robot Jones? Well, there he is. Laying on the floor malfunctioning.
Robot Jones: ERROR! ERROR! Need direct fuel.
Harper: Oh my God. That poor little robot. These guys are probably more forgotten than a Disney direct-to-video character.
Father Time: Speaking of which, some of them are over there.
Melody: Hey, it’s not our fault Disney Parks only update their rides and attractions with characters from their theatrical sequels. Or some Disney fans never seen and heard of direct-to-videos sequels despite the many advertisements.
Uncle Max: You got that right, young lady. It’s also not fair that Kiara was the only direct-to-video Disney character to return for The Lion Guard show.
(Foxy, Roxy, Goopy Geer, and Big Bee)
Foxy: Hiya ya!
Bobby Generic: (Singing)
(Song ends)
Harper: Man, you all had it rough for years now. That’s almost as worst as what Zaslav is doing to WB.
Tut: Zaslav? As in David Zaslav?
Harper: Yes.
Dan Mandel: DAVID ZASLAV!!! Sorry. It’s been a while since I did that.
Tut: I hate that guy. That guy’s the reason why us Discovery Kids toons are here.
Dot: He kicked you guys out?!
Kenny the Shark: Not exactly. He aired “fun” reality entertainment live action shows for children on weekend mornings instead of traditional animated shows.
Zoey Stallion: And because of that, they started airing them on major networks and kill off Saturday morning cartoons programs.
Loud KIddington: SHEESH! WHAT A GROUCH! 
Charity Bazaar: I’m still not happy.
Father Time: Now that you mentioned it, one of our residents have gone missing.
Harper: Who?
Charlotte: My old co-star, Vendetta. We believed that she was kidnapped by some strange guys in business suits two night ago.
Miss Information: Which is very strange because we don’t get that many visitor around here due to us being forgotten.
Harper: Well, what happened to her?
Maggie Pesky: I saw what happened that night. (Flashback starts) I was… when I saw a bunch of guys wearing business suits enter her apartment in the middle of the night. I flew over to her window as they enter her room surrounding her.
Vendetta: What is this?! Who are you people? And what are you doing in my home?
Henchmen: You’re coming with us, green girl.
Vendetta: I will do doing no such thing!
Maggie Pesky: (Voiceover) That’s where captured her and erased her mouth so nobody could hear scream. That was horrible. I’d tried to fly for help, but due it my size it was alright too late as they throw her in the back of their van and drove off with her. (Flashback ends) 
Harper: Why didn’t that giant hamster of hers stop those guys from kidnapping her?
Charlotte: After the TV series on Nicktoons Network was canceled, Grudge retired from acting, got married and started a family.
Maggie Pesky: All that is left is what one of those guys drop as they left Vendetta’s home. It’s in a strange language none of us can’t understand.
Harper: I’m not familiar with this language either. Yakko, Wakko. Dot. Does this look familiar to any of you three?
Yakko: Nope.
Dot: Nuh-uh.
Wakko: Whoever wrote this must be very bad at spelling.
Sarah Phillips: May I see that? Looks like it’s in Ubbi Dubbi. It’s a language based on the language game from that old PBS Kids show, ”Zoom”. I know this cause I used to have a show on that network.
Harper: Does anyone here speak Ubbi Dubbi?
All: No.
Wakko: Well, there is Mushmouth. But he’s not allowed to be in this movie due to "legal reasons".
Charlotte: I only play dumb, cheery and extremely optimistic on the old web series and the tv show. In real life, I’m actual smart, less cherry and not that optimistic. Just like Vendetta only plays evil, sadistic and tries to kill me on the web series and the tv show. Believe it or not, off-camera, we’re actually are best friends. 
Father Time: That’s almost worse than getting sent to Controversial Penitentiary.
Harper: Oh yeah. That place is where they hold the most controversial cartoons that have a negative impact on people-due. Remember what happened to Pepe Le Pew when he was kicked out of Space Jam: A New Legacy?
(Flashback starts as the LA Police arrives at Pepe’s house to take him to Controversial Penitentiary with the other controversial toons in the van)
Pepe: Please, officers! There must be some mistake! I’ve never harmed anyone! I’m just a innocent passionate skunk!
Harper (Voiceover): The LA Police showed up to his house that night and put him in the van with the other toons who were also labeled controversial like him such as The Kanker Sisters, Panini and Endive, Pucca, some of Tom’s owners… And he been there ever since.
Random Cartoon Character: (Off-screen) GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
(Flashback ends)
Wakko: Poor Pepe. 
Yakko: Yeah, we were in that movie too. He didn’t deserve that fate.
Harper: No one does. (Second guessing herself) Maybe half of them do.
Dot: I just don’t understand why didn’t they just change his personally or something?
Harper: I still can’t believe you three were in Space Jam 2.
Dot: Well, it’s not like we had any lines and helped out or anything. All we did was watched the game and rooted for the Tune Squad.
Wakko: But we did get LeBron James’ autograph while we we’re on set together. He signed my hat! (Takes off and shows the signed hat) I’m wearing it right now.
Dot: Wakko! You’re wearing the hat LeBron signed? That could have been worth something someday.
Wakko: Exactly! With the king’s autograph and my scent on it, it’ll probably worth twice as much by then.
Yakko: We got to go! So long, forgotten toons!
Wakko: Bye!
Dot: Thanks
Harper: From the bottom of my heart, everyone. I just wanna say, you guys are not truly forgotten if there are still people out there who remembers you all.
Father Time: Bye!
(Cut to Zaslav and his gang)
Fake Velma: At least I appeared in another season of my show.
Chloe: That nobody watched! And what happened to your [Chloe using air quotes] “fans” when the second season of your show drop? They all waited the next day to binge watch Knuckles on Paramount+. Then they heard about you getting killed by Scrappy-Doo in the season two finale.
Fake Velma: (Becomes scared) AH! Don’t say his name!
Chloe: Are you seriously afraid of a puppy?
Fake Velma: He was a killing machine! 
David Zaslav: Knock it off, you two! You two don't hear John bickering do you? 
John Malone: 
(David Zaslav's car stops at a red light. Then the car The Warners and Harper's car stop at a red light right next to them) 
Wakko: (Sees the villains) Hey! Isn't that Mr. Zaslav and those people who tried to attack us back in New York? 
Dot: What?! (Yakko, Dot and Harper sees them out the window) 
Harper: Oh no! They must have followed us all the way here. 
(Chole then sees The Warners and Harper out the window then elbows Fake Velma) 
Fake Velma: What is it now, you little brat? 
Chole: (teeth-grinding) Look outside my window. 
Fake Velma: What? (Fake Velma sees The Warners and Harper out Chloe's window) 
David Zaslav: Those Warners and their little friend must back at the studios by now. 
Chole: Or they're in the car right next to us. 
David Zaslav: Or they're in the car right next to... What? (David Zaslav see The Warners and Harper out Chloe's window) There they are! 
Yakko: They see us. (the light turn green)
Harper: Hang on! (drives away)
John Malone: They're getting away!
David Zaslav: Not this time. (drives after them)
Fake Velma: Seriously? A car chase scene. 
(The Group run to the Convention Center)
Yakko: We’ll lose them in there.
Harper: Great idea, Yakko. Let’s go!
(Inside FanCon)
David Zaslav: Seriously? A fan convention?
Chloe: What’s wrong with fan convention?
Fake Velma: Cause that where nerds hang out.
David Zaslav: And fans of animation. How come there’s no fan conventions for reality shows?
Fake Velma: Because no one likes them unless it’s has WWE Superstars or it’s a completion like Survivor.
David Zaslav: I don’t remember asking your option. Let’s just get in and get them!
(Stopped by FanCon employee)
FanCon Employee: Not so fast! Tickets please.
David Zaslav: What?! Those guys didn’t had tickets.
FanCon Employee: They didn’t need tickets. Famous toons and they’re guest get in for free.
Fake Velma: We’ll I’m famous too! I’m Velma!
Chloe: And I was on Fairly Oddparents!
FanCon Employee: (To Fake Velma) You are not Velma. I know what the real Velma looks like. (To Chloe) But you I remember. You’re that annoying little girl who everyone hates and ruined the show. You’re voice was like nails on chalkboard. Either you four show me your tickets or leave.
David Zaslav: I say we don't have tickets
FanCon Employee: (Calls to Security to escort the four villains out) I need a couple of security guards at the front gate. I got two old men, a blonde little girl, and a delusional woman who thinks she’s Velma Dinkley trying to get in without a ticket.
Fake Velma: Cosplayer?! Do I look like someone who cosplay to you?
FanCon Employee: Man, that was the ugliest Velma Dinkley cosplay I’ve ever seen.
Harper: I think we lost them.
FanCon Guest #1: It’s the Animaniacs!
(Human and toons FanCon guest scream and cheers)
Pepper Mills: ARGH! I love you guys!
(Cut to cast of Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers at FanCon)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the Rescue Rangers!
(Cut to Darkwing Duck’s booth)
Darkwing Duck: Boo! Hiss! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing! Say it with me! We want Darkwing! What a load of malarkey. (Yakko, Wakko and Dot runs on top of Darkwing’s booth) Hey! What the-?!
Harper: Sorry!
Fan-con guest: It’s the Animaniacs!
(“Running From Our Fans” Playing)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot:
You can see that we're black and white
And we are running from our fans
Riding on invisible bikes
And walking on our hands
And everywhere that we go we get no peace, don't you know
That's why we're running from our fans
In cartoons, everything's crazy and wild
In cartoons, we are corrupting your child!
You see we're doing wacky gags
While we are running from our fans
We're hiding behind mags
And we run inside garbage cans
We always get this attention at a cartoon convention
So we're running from our fans!
Yes, we're running from our fans!
(Song ends)
Harper: You three need to disguise yourselves or something. Grab the first thing you guys see.
Wakko: What? She said “grab the first thing you see”.
(Screaming fans coming toward them)
Yakko: We're going to have to split up! We're meet you near the exit. (The Warners and Harper split up)
David Zaslav: Where are they?
Fake Velma: (Sees “Dot” in the crowd) Mr. Zaslav! I see the girl one hiding in the crowd over there.
David Zaslav: Excellent. (Walk towards “Dot” and grabs her but turns out it’s actually Ortensia) What the..?! This isn’t one of the Warners!
Ortensia: Help! Oswald! Somebody! Anybody! Help!
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: Hey, buddy! Get your hands off my wife! (punches Zaslav in the face, and he tumbles)
Bowser: And as soon as The Super Mario Bros. Movie came out, everyone has been asking us if my son will be in the sequel.
(Zaslav crashes through the characters voiced by Jack Black)
David Zaslav: What are you looking at?
Po: Hey, are you alright, man?
Slappy the Dummy: Who are you calling “dummy”?!
Chloe: (speaking in her "original" voice) Why are you all giving me that look for?
Zantanna: Honestly, it's your incredibly annoying voice. (groans)
Nova: It is annoying. (groans)
Elastika: Super annoying. (groans)
Zantanna: (laughing) So irritating.
Yakko: Up here! (climbing on top of the Cartoon Network panel with his siblings until Wilt from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends bumps into a beam, knocking them down) Oof!
Wilt: Sorry!
(Other Cartoon Network characters talk with each other)
Mordecai: Honestly, most of us didn’t even wanted to that crossover with the cast of Jellystone.
Rigby Riggerson: Yeah, we hated the idea of it. Not only it was cringey, but the show itself was terrible.
Johnny Bravo: I agree with the little raccoon guy. What a waste of good talent. 
Jake Spidermonkey: Including us Cartoon Network characters who haven’t been seen in a very long time.
Buttercup (1998): The only reason we get that stupid crossover is because Chowder is friends with C.H. Greenblat who created his show.
Benson Dunwoody: That’s the last time we let Chowder or anyone from his show pick the guest appearances on other WB project. Whoever greenlit Jellystone needs to be fired. 
Grim: Those weren’t the real Hanna-Barbera characters! We know what the Hanna-Barbera characters actual look and acted like. We had a few of them on our shows.
Mandy: And you know it’s embarrassing when Teen Titans GO get the Hanna-Barbera characters right than the show that’s based upon them itself.
Grim: (To Mandy) I thought the writer of this movie made it perfectly clear to any and all mean-spirited jokes towards Teen Titans Go were strictly off-limits, Mandy.
Mandy: That was more of a joke towards Jellystone than Teen Titans Go. At least, Teen Titans Go are based on DC characters. What’s Jellystone’s excuse?
(Benson narrows his eyes as he spots the Animaniacs heading for them)
Yakko: Coming through!
(They run past the characters. Meanwhile, Harper enters an elevator as Asha from Wish enters)
Asha: Hey! Hold the elevator, please!
Harper: Sure.
Asha: Thanks. (looks at Harper) I’m sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? There's something very familiar about you.
Harper: (thinking the same thing) You know, I was going to ask you the same thing. (The elevator opens) Nice talking to you. (runs off and spots the trio) Yakko! Wakko! Dot! Come on, guys! We're almost to the exit!
(The Warners run over to her) 
Fake Velma: (sees the Warners and Harper heading towards the exit) There they are!
Random Male Cartoon Character: HEY SISTER! CAN’T YOU READ?!
John Malone: You four are coming with me! (Gets grab by Goku)
Goku: I don’t think so!
(As Harper and the Animaniacs exit the Convention Center, a truck stops in front of them)
Familiar voice: You four! Get in, quick!
(They get in the back)
Dot: Where are you taking us?
Wakko: I’m too young to go to jail!
Voice: (off-screen) Relax. You four are not in trouble.
Harper: Wait. I know that voice.
(The light turns on, revealing that the mysterious figure is actually Karen Sympathy)
Karen Sympathy: Hi, Harper.
Harper: Aunt Karen? (Goes hugs her aunt) It’s so good to see you again.
Karen Sympathy: It’s good to see you too. You’ve gotten taller since I last saw you.
Harper: Really? I haven’t noticed. How’s Uncle Ole doing?
Karen Sympathy: He’s doing great. He was just asking about you. He wanted me to tell you that he said, “Hi” if I even ran into you.
Harper: Well, tell him I said “Hi”.
Karen Sympathy: Harper, who are those guys?
Harper: Huh? Oh, right. Aunt Karen, meet my friends. The female one is Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third, call her Dot. But don't call her "Dottie". He's Yakko.
Yakko: The leader, who yaks a lot.
Wakko: And I'm Wakko. I pack away the snacks.
Harper: Together, they're the Warner Brothers and Sisters, a.k.a. Animaniacs.
Karen Sympathy: Pleased to meet the three of you.
Dot: Same as you, Care and Sympathy.
Karen Sympathy: "Karen".
Dot: That's what I said.
Karen Sympathy: No, I think you said "Care and Sympathy". Therefore, the words "Care and" pronounce my name.
Dot: Sorry. Where are you taking us?
Karen Sympathy: We’re taking you all back to FBI Headquarters here in LA.
Wakko: How did you find us?
Karen Sympathy: Your friends back at Burbank told our agent, Ugly Sonic, about David Zaslav having a plan to destroy Warner Bros. and the animation industry and about how the four as you were trying to stop that from happening. Luckily one of our detectives, Nicky Flippers, spotted you four at the Forgotten Lands and reported back to us. And that’s how we found you guys. 
Harper: Huh. Thanks, Nicky Flippers. 
Nicky Flippers: You're welcome. 
FBI Agent: (over radio) Boss. John Malone is now under FBI custody. 
Karen Sympathy: OK, good. 
(The agents surround Malone) 
John Malone: Let me go! Is this how your treat your elders?! You guys should be arresting those Robot Chicken people for selling bootleg merchandise. Everyone knows that! 
(Arrives at FBI LA Headquarters) 
Karen Sympathy: Welcome to FBI Headquarters. Or at least the Los Angeles headquarters. Lately, the FBI, the DOJ and the LAPD have teamed up to investigate David Zaslav and how he been running Warner Bros. since they merge with Discovery. 
Wakko: Mrs. Sympathy, is it okay if I play Fortnite on your laptop for a bit?
Karen Sympathy: (Sees Wakko about to touch the CDI) Don’t touch that! That’s not a regular laptop. That’s the CDI. This thing is extremely dangerous around cartoon characters. If you active it, it’ll send to the internet and you’ll be trap in there forever. (Puzzled) Although I’m not sure how Boris, Natasha and Fearless Leader escape. Either way, I knew I should have destroyed this thing.
Karen Sympathy: Let’s see what in that flash drive you four got from Zaslav’s office back in New York. Hopefully it will tell us more about what he's plotting.
Wakko: Harper? Can I get your honest opinion about something? 
Harper: Of course, Wakko. What is it?
Wakko: How did you feel about the movie, “Wakko’s Wish”?
Harper: I loved it. I was my comfort movie growing up. I literally cried at the part where I thought Dot die when the evil king shot her with that cannonball. Thankfully she was alive the whole time buying Wakko some time to reach the star.
Wakko: Comfort movie?
Harper: Yeah. They’re movies of one person’s choosing that they turn to when they’re dealing with stress, anxiety, or (starts crying) when they’re having a bad day from a rough childhood growing up. 
Yakko: Are you okay, Harper?.
Harper: I’m fine. I’m fine. It’s just, when I was growing up, I didn’t really have that much friends during my pre-teen and teen years because most of the other kids have moved on from “kids stuff” including animated movies and tv shows and everyone made fun of me for still liking those stuff. I was so sad and questioned myself like if there was something wrong with me. (starts sobbing) I was about to get rid of all of my animation related stuff and change so I can try to fit in with the other kids, until my mom came in and told me that there’s nothing wrong with me and puts on “Wakko’s Wish” for me to cheer me up. And it did. That movie meant so much to me, especially the song, “Never Give Up Hope” how Wakko tries to stay positive and tell the others that things will get better in the future. That’s why it’s one of my favorite Animaniacs song.
Yakko: Gosh, Harper. We’re very sorry to heard that.
Wakko: That must have been rough for ya.
Harper: It really was. My mom and my grandmother used to tell me stories about how Eddie Valiant helped cleared Roger Rabbit’s name and saved Toontown from being destroyed by that evil Judge Doom guy who framed Roger for murdering Marvin Acme. And when I was little in 2000, my aunt FBI agent Karen Sympathy saved the world with her heroes Rocky and Bullwinkle inspired me that I can still be a kid in heart even when I grow up. And last year, I heard about the toons who were kidnapped and bootlegged by Sweet Pete and the Valley Gang, Ellie Steckler redeemed herself after her old boss was involved with the bootlegging scandal and put a end to it with the help of her heroes, Chip and Dale from the Rescue Rangers. I always wanted to be just like them. (crying)
Dot: You are like Eddie, Karen and Ellie. Just so you know, your mother was right! There’s nothing wrong with you. If anything there’s something wrong with those other kids. Just because we’re animated cartoon characters, that doesn’t mean we’re just for kids!
Yakko: Yeah, they’re are animated series aimed for teens, adults, and people of all ages! (Talks to the audience) That little square box on the upper left corner of your television screen that tells you the show’s rating and the disclaimers before the show are there for a reason, parents who let their kids watch whatever’s on TV! Same with the rectangle box for movies! Talk about being irresponsible.
Wakko: Plus, you’re not only a true fan, Harper. But you’re also a good friend.
Harper: You three really mean it? 
Yakko: Of course we do. You are like Eddie, Karen and Ellie. You’re helping three stars of your favorite show save the only studio that we called home for as long as we remember from an evil CEO who wants to take that away from us and every WB fan. Besides, you see…
(“There’s Only One of You” playing)
Yakko:
There are 50,000 different kinds of animals
And there are 50,000 more that used to be.
There's a 100,000 ants
And a half a billion plants
And a lot of fish down underneath the sea.
There's gotta be a couple million spiders,
A hundred fifty million butterflies and bees,
And a bunch of different mammals
Like those elephants and camels
And approximately fifty billion trees!
Yakko and Wakko:
(While Dot "oohs" in the background)
But there is only one of you; that makes you special.
You stand out among the other things, it's true!
Yakko, Wakko, Aria, and Dot:
Yes, the universe is large
And whoever is in charge
Made lots of things but only one of you!
Yakko:
A one and a two and a three and a four
A thousand and a million and a billion or more!
There's a trillion drops of water in the ocean,
And a billion trillion molecules of air.
There are insects here en masse
And a trillion blades of grass
And a thousand strands on every head of hair.
A lot of little grains of dirt make up this planet,
A billion atoms on the head of every pin,
A million birds that all can fly,
A trillion stars up in the sky,
And all the many different people there have been!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
But there is only one of you; that makes you special.
Yes, there is nothing else exactly like you are!
As you're unique and you're terrific
And you're kinda built specific
‘Cause there's no one else the same
As the person you became.
Wakko:
In fact you're kind of weird!
Yakko:
But we like you just the same!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
‘Cause you're the only one of you there are!!
Baba-dootin baba-dootin' baba-doo-bah!!!
(Song ends)
Harper: Thanks you guys. I feel better now. I’m really glad I met you three. 
Karen Sympathy: Hey Harper. Are you okay? 
Harper: Yeah, I'm okay. Can I ask you something, Aunt Karen?
Karen Sympathy: Of course you can.
Harper: Why do you still have the CDI with you?
Karen Sympathy: When I first got promoted to FBI Director after former FBI Director Cappy von Trapment retired, I thought back about how far I’ve came after since my rookie days as an young FBI agent. And that CDI was a little bit of a reminder of one of my biggest adventures ever; saving the United States with my favorite cartoon characters. Although I haven’t seen Rocky and Bullwinkle in 24 years. (Pulls out a picture of her and Rocky and Bullwinkle from the 2000 movie) It would be nice seeing those two again after all these years. I thought by keeping the CDI with me at all times, I could make sure that it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands and no toons can ever get hurt by that thing ever again. Luckily I was able to stop your friend from getting trap in the internet.
Harper: Now let’s go! Warner Brothers Studios and animation aren’t going to save themselves. 
(Cut to the Warner Bros Studio Lot)
David Zaslav: Not so fast, you four!
Dot: Uh-oh.
(End of Act 2)
== Act 3 ==
Harper: You cancelled so many promising projects that millions of people would have love it see. Including three promising Scooby-Doo projects. And one of them involved The Hex Girls.
Wakko: Yeah. Do you have any idea how popular The Hex Girls are in the Scooby-Doo fanbase?
David Zaslav: I should have made The Flash movie one of my tax write-offs. It would have saved us a ton of money and controversies. That’s my fault on my part.
Dot: Well, what did you think was going to happen? Instead of firing Ezra Miller and replacing them with Grant Gustin from The CW’s show and delaying the movie for reshoots, you kept them in the movie despite their many controversies and legal troubles which we can’t mention explicitly because this is a family film.
Harper: Of course, most people were going to hate it.
Yakko: Unfortunately for Disney, they had to learn that the hard way when they cast Rachel Zegler in that awful live-action Snow White movie.
Wakko: Should have canceled it and call it a tax write-off like Batgirl.
David Zaslav: ...Animation is just for kids.
Harper: You're wrong, Zaslav! Animation is NOT just for kids! Animation is for everyone!
Yakko: Our shows and movies are not content, we’re art, we’re television, we’re film, we’re cinema, and we deserve respect!
David Zaslav: It doesn't matter what you people think. The sooner I humanize you three the better.
Kenny: (Muffed) Help me!
Harper: Oh my God! You humanized Kenny! You bas-
Yakko: (cuts her off by placing his hand over her mouth) Goodnight everybody!
Harper: Why are you doing this, Zaslav? Why do you hate toons and animation so much?
David Zaslav: Why? I'll tell you why.
(Plays Hatred and Revenge)
[DAVID ZASLAV]
My name is David Zaslav 
and I'm the CEO and President
[CHLOE]
My name is Chloe Carmichael
and I'm a former star of the Fairly Oddparents,
I was once a fan of the show until my big debut.
Nora Rita Norita: You know, I was going to fire you as soon as I knew you were going to stop Zaslav, but then I thought if I did, you would probably expose our plan to the authority. 
Dot: It’s corporate greed like this is the reason why Hollywood today is going to Hell in a nutshell.
Harper: Running a movie studio is not the same as running a cable and satellite network. You can’t just cancel movies and tv shows that millions of people want to see and toss them in the trash and replace them with bad movies and crappy reality shows and movies nobody wants to see. Nobody wants to see more reality shows! They want to good movies and show with great creativity, originally and storytelling. They don’t want shows like Naked and Afraid. 
Dot: What kind of sick, perverted weirdo came up with that show?
Yakko: Or shows like the Deadliest Catch. All they do is catch crabs in a dangerous storm.
Dot: The shows on TLC are just as bad and boring. That’s what happens when you go chasing waterfalls.
Wakko: Or shows like Dr. Pimple Popper.
Dot: DISGUSTING! 1000-Lb Sisters and My 600 lb. Life.
Wakko: 90 Day Fiancé. No one cares about 90 Day Fiancé!
David Zaslav: (screaming out of anger) Enough! I will not sit here at let you four make a mockery of my business! 
Yakko: Expect your not sitting, you’re standing.
Yakko: Harper is right. We don’t need any more nature documentaries from Discovery. That’s what BBC is for. In fact, both Warner Bros and the Discovery brand were fine on their own until you showed up and ruined everything. 
Harper: Everyone hates both Warner Bros and Discovery brand now because of you. You’re literally the most hated man in Hollywood. The entire class of 2023 of Boston University booed at you during your speech at their graduation. You and the execs at WB decided to shelve a Looney Tunes movie about Wile E. Coyote that you never even saw! Not a single version of it, despite the first backlash you got for canceling it the first time and many of distributors such as Netflix, Amazon, Apple Studio, even Paramount wanna to buy and release it  I saw it a it was a great movie and a lot of people worked extremely hard on it, including your own Co-Chairman and CEO of DC Studios, James Gunn who wrote and produced the damn movie. You’re nothing but a idiot and a coward.
Yakko: We like to think that our reboot did better than The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder. Unlike their reboot, we didn’t throw continuity of the old show out the window.
Fake Velma: Saids the guy who ignore the events of Pinky, Elmyra and The Brain.
(All of them “whoa” and “gasped” of what Fake Velma just said)
Yakko: Not cool, man!
Harper: You went way too far this time.
Chloe: I may be a egoist child actor, but even I won’t touch that.
David Zaslav: Hey, how did you three got untied from the chair?
Yakko: What did you expect? You used regular rope instead of escape-proof Toon rope.
David Zaslav: I told you two to use escape-proof Toon rope!
Fake Velma: How was I supposed to know they still make those?
The Brain: Hey! Over here!
(The Warners and Harper sees Pinky and The Brain)
Harper: Oh my God! It’s Pinky and the Brain!
Dot: It’s not a real Animaniacs movie without Pinky and the Brain!
The Brain: (To Fake Velma) And by the way, Pinky and I did NOT apprentice that Pinky, Elmyra and The Brain joke!
Harper: Do you all remember back in 2003, when Universal Pictures and Dreamworks Pictures made that live-action The Cat in the Hat movie together? And how The Cat in the Hat and the Things looked like as real life people and humanoids?
Dot: Oh yeah. (Shivers in disgust and fear) That was very disturbing. 
Pinky: Especially Thing1 and Thing 2. Narf!
Wakko: I prefer the Jim Carrey Grinch movie anyway.
Yakko: I like the one with Benedict Cumberbatch. How often do you get to be voiced by someone from the MCU?
Harper: Well, I think this is the machine that turns cartoon characters into real life humans. It’s a literally Humanizer.
Yakko: Well, first thing first is that we got to let these kidnapped humanized toons free from these glass prisons. 
The Brain: This button opens the door to their glass prisons.
(Yakko and Pinky pushes the button as the glass doors opens and the humanized toons walked out of there cells)
Wakko: “The ‘Real’ Toons of Hollywood”?
(Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Harper use the Humanizer to change all the live-action humanized and humanoids versions of the toons back to their original forms. Numbuh 3 and Kenny McCormick get zap back to their original forms and cheers)
David Zaslav: NOOOOOOO!!! Who's dumb idea was it to install a reverse setting on that thing?! 
The cast of Jellystone!: (pointing fingers at each other) IT WAS HIM! (IT WAS HER!)
David Zaslav: (accidentally gets trapped in the Humanizer) Oh, poop. (transforms into a Toon Monster)
Yakko: Uh-oh. He’s big!
Wakko: He’s scary!
Dot: He’s ugly!
Harper: Good grief! He’s naked!
Yakko: I say we split up. They can’t chase all four of us if we split.
Harper: We’re actually going to run around the Warner movie lot?
Yakko: That’s right! Only this time… it isn’t just for fun. And don’t get caught.
Harper: This always been a dream of mine to run around this lot like you guys. I’m in!
Wakko: Me too!
Dot: Me three!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot (put their hands in the middle): For Warner Bros!
Harper (Put her hand in the middle): For Warner Bros!
Yakko: Dot, you go with Harper. Wakko, you’re with me!
Fake Velma:… The human girl is mine.
Wakko: Hey look! The Bat Signal! Yakko, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Yakko: I think so, Wakko. But isn’t that question more of a Pinky and the Brain thing than Warner Sibling thing? I’m just kidding!  I’m actually pondering what you’re pondering. Let's turn on the WB Signal and the Toon Signal as well. We're going to need all the help we can get. (Yakko and Wakko turn on the Bat Signal and shine it into the clouded sky. Along with the WB Signal and the Toon Signal.) 
[Signal in the Sky (Let's Go) by The Apples in Stereo playing; every version of Batman and everyone sees the signals in the night sky and head toward Warner Bros. Studios] 
Let's go! 
Signal in the sky-oh 
That's when you know you have to fly-oh 
Signal in the sky-oooooohhhhhh!
Let's go!
You know you have a lot to do, oohh
Let's go!
And everything depends on you, oooh
I. R. Baboon: (sees the signals) What is that being? 
I. M. Weasel: It's the Bat Signal, the WB Signal and the Toon Signal! 
1998 Blossom: And it's coming from Warner Bros. Studios! Sounds like someone needs our help! 
Dexter: Let's go! (The Cartoon Network toons head towards Warner Bros. Studios) 
Anne Boonchuy: We should go help them too. 
Luz Noceda: Your right, Anne. They did used to Toon Signal that means all of us. 
Digit: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go help them! (All the Non-Warner Bros. toons heads towards Warner Bros. Studios as well) 
(A yellow batarang exploded on David Zaslav and turns around to see DC Superhero Girls (2019) Batgirl along with the other toons from Warner Brothers movies and tv shows he has cancelled and other studios.) 
Batgirl: Hey, Zaslav! That’s for canceling my movie, you bit fat jerk!
Sweetie Bird: You want a piece of us, Zasee?! Bring it on, zasshole!
Yakko: Goodnight, everybody!
Toon Monster Zaslav: It’s Zaslav! 
Sweetie Bird: Whatever. 
Bugs Bunny: Come on everyone! Let show Zaslav what happens when you mess with Warner Brothers and us toons.
Robin (Teen Titans Go): Titans! And every human and other toons from Warner Bros and other studios and companies in Hollywood, GO!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A EPIC CINEMATIC CROSSOVER BATTLEEE!!!
Mills Lane (Celebrity Deathmatch): Let's get it on!
(All the toons attack David Zaslav)
Yakko: Sweetie, Where did you all come from?
Sweetie: Everyone in Hollywood got inspired from you guys’ speech earlier, that it went viral. Every human and toons band together to confront Zaslav head on.
Caboose: That and we saw the signals in the sky.
Harley Quinn (Harley Quinn 2019 TV Series): This is for ruining HBO Max.
Buttercup (1998): This is for shutting down Cartoon Network Studios!
(The original Hanna-Barbera characters are beating up their Jellystone version of themselves)
Yogi Bear: This is for making a mockery to William Hanna and Joseph Barbera’s legacy!
Quick Draw McDraw: This is for you, William and Joseph! El Kabong! (Quick Draw hits Jellystone version of himself in the head with a guitar)
(Original Buttercup beats up the 2016 version of herself, Blossom, and Bubbles)
Buttercup (2016): Hey! What gives? We’re on the same side! We’re not evil like them.
Buttercup (1998): Yeah, but you three did ruined our image!
[Robin (2003) tired to attack his Teen Titans Go counterpart but Teen Titans Go Robin stopped him]
Robin (Teen Titans Go): (Points his staff at his 2003 counterpart) Don’t even think about it.
Robin (2003): Sorry.
[Cut To the cast of Red vs Blue and RWBY]
Sarge: And this is for shutting down Rooster Teeth, you dirtbag! 
Caboose: My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate Zaslav!
Lopez: Eres el diablo rojo. Nos vemos en el infierno. [You are are the red devil. See you in Hell.]
Ruby Rose:
Toon Monster Zaslav: OW! HEY! CUT IT OUT!
Lin-Manuel Miranda: Hey, aren’t you Father Time from Histeria?
Father Time: Lin-Manuel Miranda?! You remember Histeria?
Lin-Manuel Miranda: Are you kidding me? I used to watch the show all the time. That show was one of the inspiration for my musical Hamilton. I didn’t think anyone would be interested in it at first, especially younger audience, but now it’s a smash hit and everyone loves it.
Bugs Bunny: Father Time! Good to see you and the Histeria cast again, doc!
Father Time: Bugs Bunny? You remember us too?
Bugs Bunny: Of course I do, doc. I never forget the shows and movies I made guest appearance in. Every single Looney Tunes remembers you guys.
Father Time: (Father Time cries tears of joy knowing that some people actually remembers them and Histeria) That Harper kid was right. We're aren't truly forgotten if there are still people out there who remembers us.
[Cut to: Harper and Fake Velma]
Harper: This is exactly what Jenna Ortega is talking about. This is why I hate Mary Sue characters and the idea of so-called “girl bosses”. It’s just a stupid and sexist overrated modern trope to try to make women more superior than men and belittle them written by fake feminist that hate men as well as using feminine wiles to get what you want? Trading on your looks? Read a book, sister. That passive-aggressive number went out long ago. Chicks like you give women a bad name.
Fake Velma: Oh my God. Do you seriously just paraphrase a quote from “Batman and Robin”? One of the worst Batman movies ever.
Harper: That movie may have been terrible, but that was one of the best quotes from the movie. (Harper fights Fake Velma) Your like Eric Cartman, only worse!
Fake Velma: I Don't Think So. (Gets beaten up by Harper) Where did you learn to fight like that?
Harper: My aunt was a FBI agent back in the day. And she taught me how to fight.
Fake Velma: Who are you?
Harper: (Jokingly) I'm Batgirl! 
Chloe: … you’re mine now, Dottie!
(A anvil fells on Chloe’s…)
Dot: I warned you.
Slappy: Now that’s comedy!
Skippy: That’s my Aunt Slappy!
Harper: Is that who I think it is?
Dot: Slappy and Skippy Squirrel!
Slappy: Long time, no see, kid.
Harper: Oh my God! Really you two! Miss Squirrel…
Slappy: Please, call me Slappy.
Harper: Slappy, Skippy, my name is Harper Parker. And I’m a huge fan your work.
Dot: She grew up watching the show.
Slappy: Someone has good taste. It’s a please to meet you.
Dot: Wait, why are you two are here?
Skippy: We came to help you guy save Warner Bros. From Zaslav along with the others.
Dot and Harper: Others?
Bobby: (Off-screen) Yeah, over here! To your left. (Dot and Harper turns and sees the rest of the original cast of Animaniacs; Harper becomes starstruck)
Harper: No way!
Dot: Harper, meet the rest of the original cast of Animaniacs. The Goodfeathers, Mindy and Buttons, Rita and Runt, The Hip Hippos, Minerva Mink, Katie Ka-Boom, Mr. Skullhead, The Mime, and The Flame. Everyone this is Harper. And it turns out she’s a fan of Animaniacs.
Harper: A huge fan!
Flavio: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Harper.
Marita: Me Too, Flavio 
Rita: Any friend of the Warners is a friend of ours.
Runt: Yep definitely.
Mindy: (Mindy goes up and hugs Harper) Hi, lady!
Harper: (Picks up and hugs Mindy) Hi, Mindy! You’re even cuter in person as you are on tv.
(Mindy laughs; Buttons comes up to greet Harper)
Buttons: (Barks happily)
Harper: Hi, Buttons! (Pets Buttons and returns Mindy to him) Who’s a good boy? You are! You go a good job protecting Mindy.
Squirt: We’re the G.O.A.T.S.!
Pesto: What do ya mean by that?
Squirt: I just said you’re the G.O.A.T.. That’s all.
Pesto: What? Are you saying that I’m a smelly farm animal that eats tin can all day? Is that what you’re saying?
Squirt No, I’m not saying that! I meant you’re one of the greatest of all time. That what the G.O.A.T. means. 
Pesto: I am the G.O.A.T.?
Squirt: Yes. That’s what I’m saying!
Harper: Oh no. You’re not going to start beating him up, are you?
Pesto: Nah! I’m just kidding, kid! Sometimes we like to do our old gags for old time sakes.
Bobby: And for the fans.
Slappy: (To Chloe) You remind me of a very young Jessica Rabbit.
Harper: I’d always thought she was more of a Elmyra Duff.
(Harper, Dot, Slappy and Skippy gets in Harper’s car)
Fake Velma: Hey flesh and bones! You’re not going anywhere, and I think Batgirl is the worst DC superhero ever. What do you going to do about that? 
(Harper hits Fake Velma with her car and sends her flying and loose her glasses)
Harper: That’s what! 
Skippy: Spew!
Harper: And Batgirl is not the worst DC superhero ever. She's one of the greatest DC characters of all time. And your boss Zaslav did her dirty by canceling her movie for a tax-write-off. Unlike your crappy show that has terrible storytelling and never stay true to the source material! What do you going to do about that, Fake Velma?
Fake Velma: (Screams in anger) WILL EVERYONE STOP CALLING THE “F" WORD?!
Dot: Nobody has ever drop the F bomb. This is a PG rated movie. 
Harper: Wait, how are you see able to see?
Fake Velma: Did you honestly thought that making a loose my glasses, I wouldn’t be able to see without them? That’s Velma’s thing. I on the other hand CAN see without my glasses!
Katie Ka-Boom: LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!!!!
(Every Velma from different Scooby-Doo TV Shows and movies shows up behind her and gives Fake Velma and angry glares)
Velma: Nothing only that girl is right about of that tope, but you also give us real Velma(s) a bad name!
Velma (Mystery Incorporated): Yeah! And people say I was too sassy and a total jerk.
Fake Velma: (Nervously laugh and puts her broken glasses back on) You all wouldn’t hit a girl with glasses, would you?
Velma (Mystery Incorporated): Nope, but I can hit you with your glasses. (Grabs Fake Velma’s glasses and hits her with them)
(All the Velmas starts punching and kicking Fake Velma)
Fake Velma: Ow! Ow! Quit it! Ow!
Sasha: Hey! Makes some room, ladies! We want in on this too!
Harper: Those are the real Velmas.
Slappy: Step aside, ladies. I’ll finish her off. (To Fake Velma) Here you big fat phony, have some dynamite down your pants. (Slappy puts dynamite down Fake Velma’s pants) This is the last beloved franchise you'll ever ruin.
Fake Velma: Aw, crud. (The dynamite exposes and sends Fake Velma flying in the sky as she screams and lands in the Friends fountain. Two police officers and FBI agents shows up and arrest Fake Velma)
Officer Dink: Well, look who it is. It’s the Velma imposter!
Officer Lee: You’re under arrest, faker.
Officer Dink: We are so getting a promotion for this.
Fake Velma: (Annoyed) Aw, (bleep).
Velma (Scoob!): Yeah, we can take care of her.
Slappy: You heard them, kid! Let’s go! I ain’t getting any younger.
Harper: Yakko! Wakko!
Yakko and Wakko: Dot! Harper!
Wakko: You’re both okay!
Harper: Oh my God. Every Warner Bros… and non-Warner Bros. characters is here. Even the forgotten toons showed up!
Father Time: We came to help the others, because of you, Harper. Your kindness and your kind words is what inspired us to leave the Forgotten Valley and return. We also went to Controversial Penitentiary and freed some of toons who were labeled controversial.
Pepe Le Pew: Although, some we had to leave behind for a very good reason.
[Cut to: Controversial Penitentiary where Clint Clobber from Tom and Jerry still in his cell]
Clint Clobber: Hello? Is anyone still there? I think you forgot me. (Realizing that he's never going out of there) They're not coming back, are they?
[Cut back to: Warner Bros. Studios]
Bugs Bunny: (To Pepe) Welcome back, Doc.
Harper (Sees Batgirl): Is that Batgirl? Batgirl! Huge fan! You’re favorite DC superhero!
Yakko: (points) Look! 
(Toon Monster Zaslav roars like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park and grabs Dot and Harper)
Yakko and Wakko: Dot! Harper!
Dot: Get your stinking hand off us, you dang dirty monster!
(Toon Monster Zaslav roars like Godzilla and walks towards Warner Bros. Water Tower; Toon Monster Zaslav steps on Fred from SpongeBob SquarePants)
Fred: MY LEG!!!
(Toon Monster Zaslav climbs the Warner Bros. Water Tower)
Dot: Great. The water tower is destroyed… again.
Daffy: This time it wasn’t my fault.
Amity: What are we going to do now, Yakko?
Yakko: (sees a bunch of biplane in the studio lot) I got an idea!
(FBI Director Karen Sympathy reunites with Rocky and Bullwinkle)
Karen Sympathy: No way. Rocky? Bullwinkle?
Rocky and Bullwinkle: Agnet Karen Sympathy? 
Rocky: Is that really you?
Karen Sympathy: (happily) Of course it’s me! (Karen, Rocky and Bullwinkle shared a group hug) It’s so great to see you guys again. And it’s actually FBI Director Karen Sympathy now. I got promoted since the last time I saw you guys.
Rocky: Congratulations, Karen!
Bullwinkle: Yeah, I thought there was something different about you.
Karen Sympathy: Thanks you guys. Speaking of different, you two look completely different since last time. Including your voice, Rocky. You also sound different.
Rocky: Well to be fair, it has been 24 years. The new voice took some getting used to. 
Bullwinkle: And as for our new appearance, our series got rebooted by Dreamworks Animation couple years ago.
Rocky: What’s brings you here?
Karen Sympathy: I’m here to help my niece, Harper and her friends stop David Zaslav like everyone else.
Rocky: That’s why were here. Someone turn on o bunch of signals in the sky calling for help.
Karen Sympathy: Thanks, Rocky. Thanks, Bullwinkle. We’re can use all the help us can get. 
(A bunch of human and toons flying biplanes flying around the WB Water Tower to attack Toon Monster Zaslav, "Ride of the Valkyrie" playing)
Yakko: It’s not a mega crossover movie without a good old fashion King Kong reference!
(Yankee Doodle Pigeon plays his bugle)
Yosemite Sam: CHARGE!!!
Dick Dastardly: Stop that toon hating monster!
(Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner flies in)
Wile E. Coyote: (holds up a sign that said, “This is for cancelling my movie twice, you stupid @$$hole!” And launches a big red ACME rocket at Toon Monster Zaslav)
Road Runner: Meep meep!
Toon Monster Zaslav: (Gets hit by the rocket and fall off the screaming Warner Bros. Water Tower and crashes on the ground, then gets up)
Cyborg (Teen Titans Go): Hey, Zaslav! Get of load of these BattleBots!
(The Iron Giant, Mechagodzilla, the Transformers shows up and Wile E. Coyote release his giant Solid Tin Coyote robot preparing to fight)
Cyborg (Teen Titans): Booyah! (Hive fives his Teen Titans Go counterpart)
Fake Velma: Of course, The Iron Giant is this thing. They always have to have the Iron Giant in a mega crossover movie.
Sully: Don’t forget the monsters!
(King Kong, Godzilla, and Gamera appear; King Kong, Godzilla, and Gamera roar)
Dot: Get him, you guys!
Yakko: Okay, everyone. Let's get him!
(Every toons and humans all charge)
Harper: Zaslav ain't got nothing on King Kong!
(King Kong smiles and gives Harper a thumbs up)
(Jurassic Park T-Rex appear)
(The WB Water Tower starts to fall over with Dot and Harper still on top of it)
Harper: Uh, what was that?
Dot: I think the water tower is about to fall. With us on top of it!
Both: HELP!
Yakko: Hang on, girls! We’re coming!
Harper: Yakko! You saved me! (Kiss Yakko on the check) Where did you get the planes?
Yakko: I don't know. (spots the WB Water Tower) I got an idea. Follow me! (Yakko, Wakko, Dot and Harper enter the WB Water Tower)
Harper: (Amazed) Whoa! Your water tower really is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. Like the T.AR.D.I.S. from Doctor Who.
Dot: Yakko, why are we inside the water tower when Zaslav is literally destroying Warner Bros.?
Wakko: Yeah, I don’t think the others can hold him much longer.
Yakko: That’s why we’re going to help them fight Zaslav. With our own tower.
(Wakko, Dot and Harper now understands Yakko’s plan)
Harper: I get it now. Just like in episode 70, “Super Strong Warner Siblings” where you three did a parody of original Power Rangers show and fought the giant bug.
Warners: Right!
Yakko: And we also need to get to the Humanizer and use it on Zaslav to turn him back into a human and save the studio. We need everyone's help in order for it to work.
(Karen Sympathy arrives in the WB Tower with Roger Rabbit, Chip, Dale, Father Time, and Sweetie Bird)
Karen Sympathy: Leave that to us.
Chip: Dale, Roger and I have experiences dealing with evil and corrupt businessmen.
Dale: Let alone evil toons who have became a literal toon monster.
Roger Rabbit: Yeah! If Zaslav messes we one of us, he mess with all of us!
Father Time: Roger is right. We can help you and your aunt get to the Humanizer safely while the Warners distract Zaslav as long as they can.
Karen Sympathy: Are you ready, kid?
Harper: I'm ready!
(Everyone cheers)
Roger Rabbit: (Pulls out an old picture of Eddie Valiant as he tears starts to forming in his eyes as his smile and remembers his late friend) I miss you, you old sourpuss. This is for you.
Karen Sympathy: Let's go, Harper!
Father Time: Loud, tell everyone to help Harper and fast!
Loud Kiddington: HEY EVERYONE! HARPER NEEDS OUR HELP GETTING TO THE HUMANIZER AND FAST!
[Cut the The cast of The Loud House]
Lincoln Loud: Geez. And people say we're loud. And it's our last name.
[Cut back to the WB Water Tower]
Harper: How are we going to get down from here?
(The Iron Giant walks towards the WB Water Tower and gives Harper, Karen, Roger Rabbit, Chip, Dale, and Father Time a lift down)
Sweetie Bird: Thanks big guy, but I can fly my way down.
Harper: (Grateful) Thank you, Iron Giant! I can see why he's one of Warner Bros' best characters and why they keep bring him back for these things.
Yakko: Alright, sibs! Let’s power up and take this monster down!
Warners: Right!
Yakko: Power of the blowfish!
Wakko: Power of the anteater!
Dot: Power of the platypus!
(The Warners transform so that their costumes resemble the animals they mentioned.)
Yakko: Power of power!
Warners: Right!
(Super Strong Warner Siblings song playing)
Super strong Warner siblings
Hey, hey, super sibs!
(The Warners press a button and the WB Water Tower turns into a robot. It grabs a shield and a sword.)
Dot: Let’s get this nostalgia show on the road!
Warners: Right!
(The robot walks.)
Warners: Here we go! Right!
(The robot joins the other robots and monsters to fight Toon Monster Zaslav)
Toon Monster Zaslav: You pesky Warners have interfered with more plans one too many times already! (About to grab the water tower) Prepare to die!
(The water tower robot, Ginormica, Reptar, King Kong got a hold of Zaslav, while both 2003 Raven and Teen Titans GO Raven used their magic to try to hold him perfectly still)
Ginormica: I don’t think so!
2003 and Go! Raven: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Harper: We made it. All we got to do is to set the machine back to human and aim it at Zaslav. But I need a clear shot at him.
Wakko: Let’s finish him off!
Warners: Right!
Yakko: Now, Harper!
Ginormica: We can’t hold him much longer!
(Then sees Harper at the Humanizer)
Toon Monster Zaslav: NO! GET AWAY FROM THAT HUMANIZER! (Toon Monster Zaslav start charging at Harper)
Harper: Oh, this humanizer? You want it? Come and get it!
Karen: Wait for it… wait for it… NOW! (Harper used the Humanizer to change Zaslav back to his human self)
(Everybody cheers. Harper and Karen hugs each other)
Karen: You know, Harper, you remind me of myself a few years ago when I was just a rookie, and saved the country with a certain moose and squirrel. I'm proud of you, kid.
Harper: Thanks, Aunt Karen.
(All the humans and toons including the Warners showed up)
Yakko: Harper, Karen. You two did it!
Harper: No. We did it. We all did it... together.
Raven (Teen Titans Go): We should destroy this thing so nothing like this can happen ever again.
Harper: Good thinking, Teen Titans Go Raven.
Karen Sympathy: And while we’re at it, let’s destroy this, too. (pulls out the CDI)
Wakko: I have some of my fridge magnets we can use. (Wakko puts his fridge magnets on the Humanizer and the CDI.)
Humanizer: I DON’T FEEL SO GOOD.
Dot: Try singing a song to make you feel better.
Humanizer: (Singing the Animaniacs theme song as it and the CDI get destroyed by the fridge magnets) 
It'S tImE fOr AnImAnIaCs
AnD wE'rE zAnY tO tHe MaX
So jUsT sIt bAcK aNd rElAx.
YoU'lL lAuGh TiLl YoU cOlLaPsE.
We'Re AnImAnIaCs…
(The Humanizer and the CDI malfunction)
Taz: Uh-oh.
(Everyone gasp)
Skips: Take cover, everyone! It's gonna blow!
Woody Woodpecker: Blow? What's gonna blow? (Slappy pushes Woody's head down)
Slappy: Get down, you crazy bird!
(Harper, Karen, the Warners and other cartoon characters take cover as the Humanizer and the CDI explode in a burst of green energy. Zaslav staggers to his feet, and gapes at the destroyed Humanizer)
David Zaslav: My Humanizer! (glares at Harper, Karen and the Animaniacs) You! (grabs the Animaniacs by their throats, and slams them hard into a wall) You destroyed it! And now, you're gonna pay!
(Harper goes to save her friends, but Zaslav punches her in the face, giving her a black eye, and she collapses on the ground)
Yakko, Wakko and Dot: Harper!
(Gripping the trio's throats tightly in his fist, Zaslav goes to do the same to them, but he stops to notice the WB Studios lot workers and cartoon characters glaring at him)
Samurai Jack: You’re the one who is going pay, Zaslav! (he and Alita wields their respective swords) 
Cyborg (Teen Titans Go): I know that right, Jack! Canceling so many projects all because you hated toons and creative storytelling. That ain’t right.
David Zaslav: (chuckles nervously as he drops the Warners, who scurry away from him) Did I just say that out loud? Listen, this isn’t how I wanted this to go down. Oh, come on. Fellas. Fellas! Surely we can reach a peaceful agreement! Bugs?
Bugs: No.
David Zaslav: Daffy?
Daffy: You’re incredibly despicable!
Scrappy: Hey, Zaslav! Nobody cancels my Uncle Scooby and his friends’ projects and get away with it! 
Scooby-Doo: Yeah! What my nephew said! 
David Zaslav: Uh... Heh-heh. 
Pesto: Attack! 
(The live-action and animated people attack Zaslav. Karen and the Animaniacs help the black-eyed Harper sit up)
Dot: Harper, are you alright?
Harper: (gives a thumbs up) I'm OK, Dot.
Yakko: (gapes at Harper's black eye) Oh, my. (holds out an ice pack, then wraps it in a rag) Here, use this. (slowly presses the wrapped ice pack on Harper's black eye, and Harper herself holds it)
Harper: Thanks, Yakko.
(Harper, Karen and the Animaniacs watch the people attack Zaslav)
David Zaslav: (off-screen) OW! OW! Please! I’ll give you a holiday bonus! 2 bonuses!
Bugs: Too little, doc.
Squit: It’s nice to be the one beating someone up for a change! (talks to the audience) Cause normally I’m the one who always gets beaten up by Pesto.
Bobby: (Laughing) Just like old times! 
Yakko: I never thought I say this, but I am glad to see Scrappy-Doo!
Scrappy: See! I told you all someday I would get a redemption story! Suck it, James Gunn! Puppy Power!
(A helicopter shines a light on the beaten-up Zaslav)
Ugly Sonic: This is the FBI! David Zaslav, we know you’re down there! We got you surrounded! Plus, I heard you love reality shows so much! Well, congratulations! You’re on the season two premiere of, “Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes”!
Sweetie Bird: OH MY GOD! We’re going to be on “Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes”!
David Zaslav: Aw man. Can’t this get any worse? (Police officers and FBI agents arrive) And it just did.
FBI Agent: OK, everybody, break it up.
(Everyone makes a path for the agents and officers to arrest Zaslav)
Police Chief Misty Luggins: You’re busted, Zaslav!
(Two officers handcuff Zaslav)
FBI Agent: David Zaslav, you're under arrest. 
David Zaslav: For what?
FBI Agent: For kidnapping, toon-trafficking, attempt murder, tax evasion, insurance fraud, violating numerous anti-trust laws, and deduction of private property. Therefore, we have someone to have a talk with you. (reveals Thaddeus Plotz from the original Animaniacs series walks over to Zaslav)
Thaddeus Plotz: Zaslav!
David Zaslav: Mr. Plotz, how nice to see you. Look, sir. Please. Uh, I can explain.
Thaddeus Plotz: I’m very disappointed in you. Not only that you have given Warner Brothers a bad name, but look at the damage you have caused to the studio lot! Do you have any idea how must it will cost to repair all of this?! Plus, I heard you have been stealing money for the company since the merge started! 
FBI Agent: And I’m going to add embezzlement to his charges as well. 
Thaddeus Plotz: (to Harper) You, young lady, must be Harper Parker. 
Harper: (excited) Oh, my God! You’re Thaddeus Plotz! (looks at Karen, then blushes nervously and clears her throat) I mean, uh, yes, I am, sir.
Thaddeus Plotz: I’ve heard so much about you. You have proven that you really do care about the company by risking everything to save it.
Harper: I didn’t do it alone, Mr. Plotz. I had some help taking down Zaslav from three very good friends of mine. (reveals the Warners) 
Yakko, Wakko and Dot: Mr. Plotz!
Thaddeus Plotz: Oh, great. It’s you pesky Warners.
Dot: We missed you, Plotz.
Thaddeus Plotz: Honestly, I missed you guys too. Anyway Miss Parker, because of you and the Warners brave and selfless actions on saving Warner Bros. and the animation industry from Zaslav, I’m promoting you to Co-CEO of Warner Bro. Studios here in Burbank.
Harper: (surprised) Really? Me? Co-CEO of Warner Bros Studios? But with who?
Hello Nurse: (off-screen) With me, of course.
(Heloise Nerz, a.k.a. Hello Nurse, reveals herself)
Thaddeus Plotz: Harper, meet an old friend of mine, Heloise Nerz. Or as most people know her as…
Yakko and Wakko: HELLOOO NURSE! (jump into her arms) 
Dot and Harper: Boys. Go fig. 
Dot: Jinx! You owe me a soda.
(Yakko and Wakko kiss Hello Nurse's cheeks)
Hello Nurse: (chuckles) That never gets old.
Harper: (excited) I can’t believe I’m Co-CEOing with Hello Nurse. I can call you Hello Nurse, right?
Hello Nurse: Of course you can. Everyone does.
Thaddeus Plotz: As for Zaslav’s old job, I, Thaddeus Plotz, am hereby taking over as CEO and President of Warner Bros. Discovery as reversing all his bad decisions. As well as divorcing Warner Bros. With Discovery.
(Everyone cheers)
Loud Kiddington: WE DID IT! ANIMATION AND WARNER BROS IS SAVED! HOORAY! (Charity kisses him as Loud smiles and faints)
Charity Bazaar: (talks to the audience) I’m happy.
Droopy: (talks to the audience) You know what? That’s my line.
Harper: (Harper shakes Thaddeus Plotz hand) Thank you, Mr. Plotz. I won’t let you down.
Thaddeus Plotz: Glad to have you on board, Miss Parker.
David Zaslav: But... But, Mr. Plotz. I’m the CEO!
Thaddeus Plotz: Not anymore. Zaslav, you’re fired! (shakes his head) Wow, I feel like Mr. Spacely. (to the officers and agents) Take them away, boys!
David Zaslav: NO! DON’T TAKE ME TO JAIL! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE CHILDREN! WHY’S THE CEO ALWAYS THE BAD GUY?!
(Everyone cheering as Zaslav and Nora gets thrown in the police car with the fake Velma and Chloe)
Yogi Bear: Hey hey hey! Boys in blue, my friends and I have more criminals for you. (The original Hanna-Barbera characters hand over their tied-up and gag-mouthed Jellystone versions of themselves to the officers)
LAPD Officer: Thanks, Yogi. William Hanna and Joseph Barbera can rest easy now that these phonies have been brought to justice. 
(The Jellystone characters are also thrown into the police car with Zaslav, Fake Velma, Chloe and Nora) 
The Warners: Bye, Zaslav!
Harper: Have fun in prison. You, along with Scheck, Judge Doom and Sweet Pete wanna be knocked off! You too, Fake Velma, Chloe, Miss Nora and Jellystone gang! 
David Zaslav: And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling Warner Brothers!
Dot: And the Warner Sister!
Fake Velma: And their stupid 25-year-old son of a...!
(A police officer shuts the door, just before the Fake Velma could swear in front of Harper. Dot and Harper gasp in shock)
Harper: Watch your language, imposter! This is a family movie!
Scrappy-Doo: How does it feels to be the butt of everyone’s Scooby-Doo jokes, Fake Velma? It hurts, doesn’t it?
Fake Velma: (sees Scrappy and starts screaming and shouting) It’s him! That little dog! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE!!! (starts ugly crying as the police car drives)
Scrappy-Doo: What’s her problem, Uncle Scooby?
Scooby-Doo: Your guess is as good as mine, Scrappy.
(Sam Valentino and Karen walk toward Harper and the Animaniacs)
Karen Sympathy: Yakko. Wakko. Dot. Harper. A moment if you will?
Harper: Aunt Karen?
Karen Sympathy: There's someone who wants to see you guys.
Sam Valentino: I’m Sam Valentino, Private Toon Detective. We want to thank you four personally for bringing David Zaslav and his goons to justice. We been investigating Zaslav since the merge between Warner Bros. and Discovery. We knew about his tax write-off scheme, but his plan to destroy the animation industry was added bonus investigation. 
Yakko: We always knew there was something shady about that guy. It was a team effort.
Harper: He’s right. The four of us made a great team. If it wasn’t for Yakko, Wakko, Dot and I, and every single human and toon in Hollywood, Warner Bros and the animation industry would have been dead because of Zaslav’s corrupt plan to bankrupt us the ground with bad movies and tv shows decision and turning innocent toons into humans. You three are the best friends a girl can asked for.
(Everyone “Aw” as Yakko, Wakko, Dot and Harper hug)
Dr. Scratchansniff: I just want to say that I’m very proud of you three. Especially you, Yakko. You never giving up hope on Warner Bros, your siblings, your friends, or yourself.
Wakko: He gets that from me.
The Narrator: And so Warner Bros have been saved and will not be sold to Comcast or any other major studios in Hollywood. The first thing Harper did as Co-Ceo is to bring back the Cartoon Network Studios building, then she cancel all the bad shows and movies such as Velma and Jellystone and throw all the episodes in the vault never to be re-release and greenlit good shows and movie, changing Max back into HBO Max, down the price of the subscriptions, revive all the canceled movie and shows Zaslav had previously cancel and give new and original ideas a chance as will as re-releasing old and forgotten cartoons hoping other studios will follow her ideas. She even re-hired some of the forgotten Warner Bros toons to work at the studios behind the sense and take part in studio tours.
(Miss Information and Foghorn Leghorn drives a group of human and toon tourist around the WB Studios)
Miss Information: And if you look to your left, you’ll see the soundstage where we filmed “The Flash”. (Tourists “ohh” and “yays” as they take pictures)
Foghorn Leghorn: The mov… I say, the movie that is. (Tourists “aww” and “boos”)
The Narrator: And Channing Dungey, James Gunn and Peter Safran were all fired as well and cancel the DCU. The Warners siblings, they were held as heroes by WB staffs, fans and toons alike.
Sweetie Bird: I know those guys! I’m friends with them!
The Narrator: And as for David Zaslav and his goons, they were sentenced to life in prison in California state prison for their crimes. And as for the other studios in Hollywood, Disney renewed The Owl House and stopped making awful live-action remakes, and Nickelodeon has return to make animation series with female protagonist.
(Pulls out the Wheel of Morality)
All: Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn / Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
Yakko: And the moral of this story is… Be yourself. 
(“Be Ya Self” by Tarsha Vega starts playing)
Yakko: (singing) 
Hey Girl c'mon Ooh wah
Wakko: (joins in)
Hey Girl c'mon Ooh wah
Dot: (Joins in)
Hey Girl c'mon Ooh wah
Harper: (Joins in)
Hey Girl c'mon
Yakko:
Sittin' on the stoop watch the limo go by
All the girls are corny but the guys are mad fly
And u feelin' kind of lonely so your head u hide
Turn on the radio
It kills ya as you die inside
Wakko:
Now don't wig out that u got no date
U know that the prom be overrated
10 years later all these bruthas be bald
And these chicks be Jenny Craigin' at the outlet mall say
The Warners and Harper:
(2x) It’s all right now
Learn this lesson well
I say ya can't beez everyone so ya
Gotsta be yoself 
Dot:
You and me we in the same boat kid
Lookin' back on all the lonely days I had
Couldn't afford the new timbo boots
Pimples on my grill I had to Oxycute
Harper:
Now I'm a cool cat me never hurt no one
See my girl Lyte riding the shotgun
Good days, bad days we all get struck
Cause everyone knows that the Prom Night sucks and it's
All:
It's all right now
Learn this lesson well
I say ya can't beez everyone so ya
Gotsta be yoself
La di da di da
Rita:
Go to a disco and hit the floor
Pretend that it's Studio 54
Runt:
Dance like u never did dance before
If someone got beef be the herbivore
Life's too short to be a disco killer
Tarsha went geek to chic like Ronald Miller
No humiliation from the parasites
Forget about yo troubles till the mornin' light and it's
All:
It's all right now
Learn this lesson well
I say ya can't beez everyone so ya
Gotsta be yoself
Like TLC be on some "Damn Unpretty"
Millennium come now u be runnin' this city
Don't let ya self-worth be shook by fool's pity
Ain't nuthin' wrong with no positivity
So why would u change to gain acceptance
Alleviate stress expose some weakness
You'z a diamond and ya shinin' from the ghetto to the sun
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Diddy Dum Dum
It's all right now
Learn this lesson well
I say ya can't beez everyone so ya
Gotsta be yoself
It's all right now
Learn this lesson well
I say ya can't beez everyone child ya
Gotsta be yoself
(Song ends)
Harper: Not bad for my first week as Co-CEO.
Dot: No kidding. All the subscribers of HBO Max is back, Wile E. Coyote is happy on his movie has been save, and the Cartoon Network toons celebrate on his building return.
Harper: 
(Yakko, Wakko, Dot,and Harper walks towards the WB Water Tower in the sunset.)
Dot: So,
Wakko: 
Yakko: 
Harper: Okay, there’s something that I always wanted to asked you guys. What actually are you three anyway?
Dot: I think it’s about time we tell her.
Wakko: Yeah, the fans deserve to know eventually.
Yakko: You’re right. In matter of fact, Harper. We are… 
[Cuts to the end card cutting Yakko off before he can answer Harper’s question; Fade in text: "Animation is cinema. Animation is not a genre of kids, it's a medium" - Guillermo del Toro, then fades out; Cut to Warner Bros Studios where everyone getting ready to recreate the Animaniacs intro for the movie end credits]
Steven Spielberg: Okay. Places everyone.
Tom Rugger: Warners. Mr. Spielberg is ready for you three.
Harper: I can’t believe we’re actually doing this!
Yakko: You mean the fact that we’re recreating the Animaniacs intro for the end credits of the movie.
Harper: Exactly. And the fact that I get to be part of it. This is like my childhood dream coming true.
Wakko: Steven’s a good friend of ours. Once he heard that the four of us saved Warner Bros., he was excited to do it. 
Dot: You’ll going to do great, Harper! 
Wakko: Yeah, we even changes and added some new lyrics for the film.
Yakko: It ain’t the first time the writers change the lyrics to our theme song.
(Cut to Slappy and the Goodfeathers standing on a telephone pole wire on set)
Slappy: Can we starting filming this thing already? I came out of retirement for this and I’m getting too old to be standing on a telephone pole wire!
Steven Spielberg: Sure thing, Slappy! (To Yakko, Wakko, Dot and Harper) Are you all ready?
Yakko: Yep!
Wakko: Yes!
Dot: I was born ready!
Harper: Yes, Mr. Spielberg!
Steven Spielberg: Alright then. Places everyone! (Yakko, Wakko and Dot head to the WB Water Tower as Harper waits on standby) Quiet on set! And… Action!
(Animaniacs Theme Song playing)
It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're animan-iacs
Come join the warner brothers
And the Warner sister, Dot 
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot
We're animaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
We all hate David Zaslav 
We're Animaniacs
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Good Feathers flock together, Slappy whacks 'em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped, We have no script, Why bother to rehearse
We're animaniacs
We have pay or play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our snacks
We're animany
Totally insaney
Here’s the movie’s name-y
Animaniacs
Those are the facts.
Steven Spielberg: And… Cut! That’s perfect people!
(Cut to the mid-credit scene; Yakko, Wakko and Dot being chased by Ralph in the Warner Bros Studio. Yakko, Wakko and Dot jump in front of the window to Harper’s office waving to Harper)
All: Hi Harper!
Harper: Hi Warners! Sorry about that. As I was saying, you two are one of the most iconic Warner Bros duo ever, next to Shaggy and Scooby-Doo. And you two were extremely popular in the 90s and were the inspiration for Zim and GIR from Nickelodeon’s Invader Zim. Even through we’re currently looking for new and original ideas instead of making reboots and remakes of old and existing franchises. But a movie based on you two is most likely possible. As long as it’s not one of your plans to “try to take over the world”.
(Cut to reveal that Harper was talking to Pinky and the Brain)
Brain: Yes! Thank you, Miss Parker. Glad to see that your giving the fans what they want and listening to the audience. Unlike some CEOs in Hollywood studios these days.
Pinky: Narf! Thank you, Harper!
Harper: You’re welcome, you guys! We’ll be in touch.
(Pinky and the Brain leaves Harper’s office)
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you can kill two birds with one stone, then why is a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?
Brain: No, Pinky. My plan to make a Pinky and The Brain movie is finally set in motion. Even though it was worth 28 years wait. Now come, Pinky. We must return to the lab and prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: Write the script and hold auditions for the movie. And then the same thing we do every night; try to take over the world!
Singers:
They're dinky,
They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!
(Freakazoid grads the camera all turn it towards him)
Freakazoid: Aw, come on! What about me?! They get a movie deal! But I’m Freakazoid! Yes, it’s ironic that in here hoping to get a movie deal like it saids in my theme song. Har har har. I can’t believe I left Forgotten Valley for this.
Singers:
Freakazoid!
[End credits continues; Spinnin’ Around by Jump5 playing; also showing interviews of many different Cartoon Network animators]
You keep me spinnin' around
(round, round, round, round, round, round, round)
Here we go!
I was thinkin' 'bout it yesterday, I was thinkin' 'bout tomorrow,
In a dizzy kinda sorta way, like vertigo.
I've been tryin' hard to figure out, but it's drivin' me crazy,
Well, you'd think I'd know by now,
A is last, Z is first, Living life in reverse 'cause that's the way it works!
Spinnin' around I've got this funny feeling,
Turnin' my whole world upside down.
I'll keep my heart, my eyes on You 'cause You keep me spinnin' around,
Spinnin' around.
What we're doing doesn't have a sequel, don't want to lose your balance.
Oh, you know you gotta keep your equilibrium.
Goin' back to go forward, all these definite maybe's, it's like running around in circles
Make it last, take it slow, just forget what you "know" 'cause that's the way it goes
Spinnin' around I've got this funny feeling
Turnin' my whole world upside down
I'll keep my heart, my eyes on You 'cause You keep me spinnin' around,
Spinnin' around.
Every now and then I feel Your peacefulness surround me
Then once again it all goes up and down and over under 'round and around
Go, Go, Go, Jump, Jump, Go, Go, Go, J5
Spinnin' around, oh yea, yea
Upside down, oh yea, yea
J5 in the house, hey
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Turnin' turnin' upside down-down
'Cause You're spinnin' spinnin' spinnin' me around-round
Go-jump-go-jump-go-jump-go-jump
Spinnin' around, that's the way it works
Take it slow and not so fast (fast)
Z is first and A is last (last)
Up and down, all around (hey, hey)
Turnin' my whole world upside down
Oh yeah, it's not the take, it's the give,
Yes that's the way, okay, the way it is
Spinnin' around I've got this funny feeling,
Turnin' my whole world upside down.
I'll keep my heart, my eyes on You 'cause You keep me spinnin' around.
Spinnin' around I've got this funny feeling,
Turnin' my whole world upside down.
I'll keep my heart, my eyes on You 'cause You keep me spinnin' around.
[“Hang On” by Smash Mouth plays]
Things are getting weird, things are getting tough
Nothing's making sense but you keep on looking up
They'll tell you to be true, they'll try it everyday
To keep it on the real still you got to find a way
So make your mamma happy, to make your pappa proud
You'll wanna turn it up and all you hear is tone it down
So, gather round I'm here to say
They'll never make everybody's day
But while you're around you might as well
Catch the tiger by it's tail
And hang on hang on, hang on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Everybody just hold on
Sometimes I wanna cry, and throw the towel in
They try to beat me down but I'll take it on the chin
And everywhere I go the people all the same
And they just wanna know that everything will be okay
When things are getting rough you'll turn it back around
You gotta turn it up when they tell you turn it down
So, gather round I'm here to say
They'll never make everybody's day
But while you're around you might as well
Catch the tiger by it's tail
And hang on hang on, hang on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Everybody just hold on, just hang on
So, gather round I'm here to say
You'll never make everybody's day
But while you're around you might as well
Catch the tiger by it's tail
And hang on, hang on, hang on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Everybody just hold on
And hang on, hang on, hang on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Everybody just hold on, just hang on
["You and I” by Anarbor playing]
Without you there is no reason for my story
And when I'm with you I can always act the same
Forever, yeah, if we're together
We can make it better
You and I, we never get to sleep we're up all day
We're overworked and under paid
You and I
We're always stuck in repeat day by day
Watching time drift away as we burn away
Without you, there's no reason for my story (oh-oh)
And when I'm with you I can always act the same
Forever, yeah, if we're together
We can make it better
You and I, we've never felt so right
That just might be just what I need (to get me through the night)
You and I, we're the perfect fit you've got me hooked
So lit I could never never quit, I just burn away
Without you, there's no reason for my story (oh-oh)
And when I'm with you I can always act the same
Forever, yeah, if we're together
We can make it better
Without you, there's no reason for my story
And when I'm with you I can always act the same
Forever, yeah, if we're together
We can make it, we can make it
Without you, there's no reason for my story (oh-oh)
And when I'm with you I can always act the same
Forever, yeah, if we're together
We can make it, we can make it
Without you, there's no reason for my story (oh-oh)
And when I'm with you I can always act the same
Forever, yeah, if we're together
We can make it better
[Yakko’s World playing]
Announcer:
And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
*Music*
Yakko:
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean,
Greenland, El Salvador, too.
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina,
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname,
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
*Faster music*
Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland,
And Germany, now in one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan,
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
*Even faster music*
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia,
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia,
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand,
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
*Much faster music*
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!
(Speaking) Now for the new lyrics!
(Singing) Montenegro and Bosnia Herzegovina,
The Soviet Union is gone,
South Africa, Georgia, Moldovia, Latvia,
Belarus, Azerbaijan.
Uzbekistan, HEY! Kazakhstan, HEY!
Then there's Tajikistan too, HEY!
Turkmenistan, HEY! Kyrgyzstan,
Armenia, Tonga, Palau.
Lithuania, Serbia, Kosovo,
US Samoa, the Balkans, Brunei,
Macau and Crimea, then Eritrea...
Ukraine, and Estonia, here's Macedonia,
New Caledonia, Then Eastern Slavonia,
Ivory Coast, and Cape Verde, Andorra,
The Solomon Islands, Dubai!
Goodbye!
Slappy: (Voiceover) Ah, enough with the singing already. Go home!
(Post-credits scene; WB Shield on the WB Water Tower opens and Yakko, Wakko,and Dot pops out and talks to the remaining audiences)
Yakko: Remember folks: No humans and toons were harmed in the making of this movie!
Dot: Except for the Zaslav Monster, Chloe Carmichael, Fake Velma, the 2016 Powerpuff Girls and the cast of Jellystone.
Wakko: Faboo!
All: Goodnight everybody!
(Show the Warner Bros. Pictures logo with the Warner Bros. Discovery Tagline)
(Fades to Black)
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