The Great Spongey Bank Robbery

The Great Spongey Bank Robbery is a short by Zoltan40
== Transcript ==
*Opening sequence*
*Shows Jasbre waiting on a computer*
Jasbre: Oh c'mon! Why doesn't he post it?
*Computer makes a beep sound*
Jasbre: Yay! It's out! *Clicks on it* Hahaha! *Starts reading it* No! Don't go there Cheepy! Oh! I can't watch this! *Covers his eyes* *Opens one of them* Hooray, he won! He's the best guy! My hero! Hooraaaaay!!! *Phew* That was a great episode! Hm, an ad? *Reading* If you want to be the best detective with a HUGE paycheck, then join us now! *Stops reading* What? Detective i want to be a detective! *Runs to the Detective House*
Doorkeeper: Who are you?
Jasbre: Jasbre, Steve Jasbre
Doorkeeper: Oh, well, do you have any diploma or something like that?
Jasbre: Well, i have this. *Shows a poorly edited fake diploma*
Doorkeeper: Uh, okay. If the phone rings, pick it up. Also, here's a hat. *Puts the hat on Jasbre's head*
Jasbre: Cool!
Doorkeeper: Now go in!
Jasbre: Ok! *Runs in*
Soorkeeper: Hm
*Cut to Jasbre waiting for the phone to ring*
Jasbre: Hmmmm, why doesn't the phone ring?
*Phone rings*
Jasbre: Yeeee! *Picks up the phone* Hello?
Man on the phone: Hello, are you Jasbre?
Jasbre: Yes?
Man on the phone: Well, then you suck.
Jasbre: What?! Who are you?!
CrazySponge on the phone: CrazySponge!
Jasbre: UuuuaaaAAAAhhhHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrazySponge: Hahaha 
Jasbre: *Destroys the phone*
*Another phone rings*
Jasbre: *Picks the phone up* Who's there?!
Old lady on the phone: Is this Mike Schmitz?
Jasbre: Uhh, no.
Old lady: Oh *Hangs up the phone*
*The phone rings again*
Jasbre: *Picks it up* Is this another troll call?!
Man on the phone: No.
Jasbre: *Holds the phone like his classic profile picture* Well than, what is the problem?
Man on the phone: My spongey bank has been robbed.
Jasbre: Oh! Well that's too small for me! Why can't you just put that spongey bank in a safer place like me? *Opens his safe* MY SPONGEY BANK! *Runs out*
Man on the phone: Uh, hello, hello!
*Cut to Jasbre searching with a magnifying glass*
Jasbre: Uh, where it could be? *Goes on Sherlock Holmes' head*
Sherlock Holmes: Uh
Jasbre: Get out of my way, Sherlock!
Sherlock: Okay...
Jasbre: I can't find it anywhere! Wait, Taxi!
Taxi: What is the problem, sir?
Jasbre: Go, find a robber!
Taxi: Ok! *Goes away*
Jabre: Wow! The Gangster Hangout! I would like to hang out there, but i'm searching for my spongey bank! Wait, that is a sponge! Aaaah! *Runs in* Aaaah! Oh, footsteps! i have to find out where this is going! *Follows footsteps* *Walks up the wall* *Runs* Where is my spongey bank? *Sees monsters* Aaaah!!!
Snakeyes: What are you doing here?
Piano Teeth: Huh?
Hammer Head: Why are you here?
Pumpkin Head: Kid?
Neon Stein: ...
Jasbre: Aaaahhh!!! I arrest all of you!
Gangsters: *Groaning*
Jasbre: Ahhh! *runs away*
Gangsters: *Chase him*
Jasbre: Here it goes! *Throws a granite which explodes*
Gangsters: Ahh!
Jasbre: Ok, you wanted it! *Grabs a shotgun and shoots them down*
Gangsters: *Dies*
Jasbre: Phew, that was scary! *Walks away in a room with full of spongey banks* Ahh! My spongey bank! Also all the other ones but... My spongey bank! *Kisses it*
*Cut to Jasbre waking up under a tree*
Jasbre: Wh- Aw, c'mon!
*Closing sequence*
== Trivia ==
The episode is a parody of the Looney Tunes short, The Great Piggy Bank Robbery.
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