Ask Skippy 24 - BUTTERED CAT

300px"Ask Skippy # 24 - BUTTERED CAT" is the 24th episode of Ask Skippy.
==Synopsis==
A user called XenothranHero writes to Skippy (who has trouble pronouncing the name, so he shortens it to Mr. X) and asks, "DEAR SKIPPY What would happen if you threw a cat off a cliff While it had a piece of buttered toast on it's belly??". Skippy says he did not really know the answer to it and looked it up on the Internet, but many people said different things would happen, so Skippy decided to figure it out himself. So he says he decided to go find a cat and do a test. He says he climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and brought a baby kitten, but he could not find any buttered toast, so he grabbed a filet mignon (which he thinks is the same thing). Then he says he looked around and could not find any tape, so he used a staple gun. He says he grabbed that and put the meat on the cat's belly. He says the little kitten put up a fight and was tough, but luckily for him, he had 9 lives and Skippy says he killed him 8 times. He admits he killed a baby kitten 8 times and asks what they are going to do, then says, "Ehhhhhhhhh, KITTY!". Skippy says he sent a Catholic prayer over the kitten and then sent him flying over the edge off the Empire State Building, so it was a long fall and the kitten finally crashed. Skippy then says the viewers are probably wondering how the kitten landed and Skippy says there was blood everywhere and that one dog licked the place clean. Just then, sad music begins to play as Skippy realizes he just killed a baby kitten to be funny and says he is a bad man. He starts crying and says he is so ashamed of himself as he killed a defenseless baby little kitten, then cries some more.
Suddenly, Skippy tells the viewers that if they believe he is actually upset about it, they are stupid, shouting the last word as part of his catchphrase.
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