Squid's on the Road

Squid's on the Road is the season 1 finale of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward drives around acting like a jerk, leading to Fred trying to kill him.
== Characters ==
* Squidward
* Fred
* Random guy
* Other Bikini Bottomites
== Transcript ==
Squidward:*is driving, whistling* Ah, what a beautiful day.........let's see who i can run over today! Oh, a normal guy driving his car! *shoots one of his wheels*
Fred:WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!
Squidward:Oh hi Fred! How's YOUR LEG?! You're right to be mad, i should also shoot your window! *shoots his window* There! Ha, ha, ha.
Fred:I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice! I'M GONNA SING!
Squidward:Uh?
Fred:♪Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people, won't you listen to me? I just found a jerk, no ordinary jerk, his name is Squidward he's a piece of shiiiiiip! Everyone, we've got to murder this jerk! He's no ordinary jerk! He's the jerkiest person in the sea! *Scat-sings. The other Bikini Bottomites applaud him* Yeah... Thank you!♪
Squidward:Oh cmon, you won't really try to murder me!
Fred:*breaks his window with an axe* HERE'S FREDDY!
Squidward:DON'T MURDER ME!
Fred:I WILL!
Squidward:I think that guy on the roof will.
Fred:Uh? *looks up, then looks down* I don't see any-he's gone.
Squidward:Ha, ha, ha. What a moron! *steals a boat and whistles*
Fred:HELLO NURSE!
Squidward:AH! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
Fred:Cartoon logic!
Squidward:*jumps out of the car, falling off a cliff and exploding* Why do i explode on a daily basis?
Fred:*appears out of nowhere* You know, i could say the same thing about me hurting-
Squidward:*hits his leg with a mallet*
Fred:MY LEG!
Squidward:Ha, ha, ha.
Fred:What's up with your laugh?
Squidward:WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR LIFE?
Fred:AT LEAST I WILL LIVE AFTER THIS FIGHT! *strangles Squidward*
Random guy:No! You're doing it wrong! *pushes him* Here, do it like this:Hey, where did he go?
Fred:*strangles him* YOU MADE HIM ESCAPE!
Random guy:STOP IT! IT HURTS!
*bubble transition*
Squidward:Zzzzzzzzz...........*wakes up, he is tied up to a rocket* WHAT?! WHERE AM I?!
Fred:I tied you up. I pressed a button that would launch the rocket in 1 minute, but you've waken up now, and there are 15 seconds left!
Squidward:OH NO! WHAT DO I DO?! Uh.........
Fred:10 seconds!
Squidward:UH! Uh.........emh.....uhemh.........
Fred:5,4,3,2,1! YES! HE'S GONE!
Squidward:Turn around!
Fred:Uh? *turns around* Hey, there's only........dynamite......*the dynamite explodes* MY LEG!
Squidward:Ha, ha, ha.
Fred:HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
Squidward:CARTOON LOGIC! Hey, why is there dynamite in my nose? *the dynamite explodes* Alright, let's explode each other!
Fred:YES!
Squidward:I guess you could say this season finale was A BLAST! Ha, ha, ha. *gets shot* OUCH!
== Songs ==
This is the first episode of The Amazing World of Squidward to have a song.
* The Fred vs. Squidward Song
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