I, Carumbus/Quotes

: Marge: Homer, I can't be the only one in this family who wants more for us.
: Homer: [gasps] I want more. I just don't want to do anything to earn it.
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: Gordus Antonius: Rise, for you are now free...
: Obeseus: Woo-hoo!
: Gordus Antonius: ...to marry my daughter.
: Obeseus: D'oh!
: Homer: Once again, bickering in public gets us free therapy from strangers.
: Homer: The moral of that story is clear: Marge is wrong and ambition is terrible.
: Lisa: No, no, no. The lesson is that the unchecked lust for money and power can bring a once-great nation to ruin.
: Bart: Does anyone think it was weird that dad killed me?
: Homer: Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
: Springfield History Museum curator: When will humanity ever learn... to stop letting stupid people into museums?