Class of '09: The Re-Up/Endings

Class of '09: The Re-Up has 8 different Endings.
==Escort Ending==
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"You know DAMN WELL we told after we got the money. I told Jecka... Jecka showed the photo to Ms. Lynn... Ms. Lynn informed the school board... And the school board deemed his accusation of me unreliable cause HE PAYS FOR SEX. My Mom got a call from the principal saying I'm back at school... So I'm not homeless anymore either! Everything just kinda worked out... Aside from all the trauma I got from selling my body but whatever. Jecka was worried he'd get revenge on me cause I snitched... Y'know cardinal street rule. But honestly street rules don't really exist when you're ACTUALLY LIVING ON THE STREET. Everyone's gonna have an opinion on what I did to survive. But let's see YOU homeless with no one to crash with. Those 'upper favors' are gonna start sounding REAL convenient. Then again you're probably not as pretty as me... So you'd only get paid for LOWER favors... bend over, bitch."
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==Revenge Ending==
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"We got 2 minutes into the first scene before Megan checked her phone. Honestly I thought she wouldn't check 'till intermission... what an amateur. So she ran out on stage in the middle of a Romeo line, yelling out of control and just broke down crying in front of everybody. They were taking video, laughing, it was pretty fuckin' cool actually. Then she had to go to the ER for a panic attack and that was REALLY fuckin' cool. Jecka kept asking me why I'd go through rehearsing for a whole play even though I knew it'd end like that. Well I had to commit to it... Otherwise she was gonna see what was up. If I sent the picture as soon as I got it she'd have time to resolve everything before the play anyway... There's no satisfaction in that. You see these movies where people kill someone for revenge but it's like... You're gonna let 'em off THAT easy?? I didn't break a single law and this is like 10x the payoff. She's gonna be mentally fucked for the rest of her life over this... And I just feel good about it :). Now Megan's gonna end up a cat lady cause any guy she dates will just remind her of ME. Remind her what any girl's capable of... If you push her far enough."
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==Prison Ending==
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"I always thought I had a bad memory, until I spent 2 years in jail. No one has a bad memory. Some are just more distracted than others, and aside from really cool fights breaking out, there aren't a ton of distractions in jail. I haven't had a visitor in 16 months... you go by months when you're locked in here. And you're left with your thoughts as your only entertainment. See I went in rolling my eyes 'oh yeah I'll learn'. But they eventually break you down into this lame self-reflection no matter how hard you fight it. But there's no psychologists in here... No therapists in here... No nothing. So yeah I feel like I've changed but... What if I'm getting worse? Every now and then I'm reminded what Jecka was trying to say last time she visited me. Every new inmate's story kinda paints the picture. One had to feed their kids. Another was forced in a gang. Some girl had to KILL HER HUSBAND. All I wanted to do was fill out an hours sheet. So compared with everyone else... I guess it was kinda messed up in the long run. Maybe that's my lesson... 2 years ago I NEVER would've considered I'm wrong. I really HAVE changed! Now to just serve my time... Get back in society... Maybe make some new friends... and BUY A GUN TO MURDER MY FUCKING PRINCIPAL WITH. I'd shoot her in the legs first, watch her CRY FOR MERCY before I finish her off! Change feels pretty good..."
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==Racist Teacher Ending==
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"Politics are weird... Like REALLY fuckin' weird... Like everyone doubles down 'till they're eventually Hitler weird. Honestly I just thought the school board would get her fired or something. Did NOT plan on the owner of a kosher deli listening in on it and calling the ADL afterward. Thanks for the heads-up MOM. Everyone involved had to go to court... Everyone. I took the stand like 'I'm a kid what do I know?' and that didn't work so well... What worked BETTER was calling the McDonald's hashbrowns 'latkes' and saying 'uncircumcised men are disgusting'... cause they are. Then I was in the clear and they went through all of Ms. Ames past and this bitch was FUCKED UP. In college her thesis paper was about how interracial relationships were misogynistic against white women. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. The school itself was a problem too cause every guy watches South Park and and 'jew's been like... the number one insult for the last ten years. So now Principal Lynn has a mountain of paperwork, Ms. Ames is losing her teaching license... and me? I've never been more satisfied :)."
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==Abusive Exes Ending==
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"You ever feel guilty for just... wondering if you should feel guilty? She poured her heart out again and again over how she felt about me but it's like... Isn't she better off?? Like I told her it's hot she CUTS HERSELF, and I wasn't lying, but am I really the ONE here? Going by Jecka's bitch morality abusing her was a good thing. Figured it out sooner than later, right? But then you gotta ask... Would you rather be ALONE? Or have a hot twisted bitch who demeans you in public but gives AMAZING head. These are the real questions that plague society. I wonder if it's like that for the other physically bisexual/mentally gay girls. Talking with straight guys must be so fuckin' weird for 'em. They're both worried about what girls are thinking... Both go into depressive fits when a girl won't text them back... They experience the same dating dynamics... and yet they will NEVER bond over it. Cause the guy'll say 'well if you're sad and lonely I'M here' and she'll go 'I'm actually more gay than bi' and then he's like 'alright bitch FUCK YOU then... guess you DON’T know how it feels'. I'm not saying I've seen it but it's totally possible. Did I have a moral with this? Fuck."
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==Suicide Pact Ending==
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"It’s honestly super humbling when the trashiest girl you know, probably coked out of her mind, says the most thoughtful thing you've heard in years. I thought I was like deep and misunderstood and... made the text and background all black on MySpace so it's like a blacked out profile--but NO! I never planned a suicide pact... I never cut anywhere other than my wrists. She took her shirt off in front of me... Cuts ALL OVER her body. Had one of those angel wing shoulder blade tattoos. In the feathers it said 'Proud Mistake'. I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT! What I'm trying to say is... You could skateboard, smoke cloves, get your tongue pierced, there's always gonna be a hotter bitch than you... And you just gotta accept that. I'm jealous of a girl who just killed herself, that's how fucked up I AM. You might be wondering how I'm even telling you all this even though we both followed through with it... Well... I cut her little pill concoction with crushed up Flintstones vitamins. So I passed out... I had a seizure... But it was JUST diluted enough to where I didn't die. Can't say the same for Emily though. Okay so I'm not 'SAD' ABOUT IT but at least I have the serotonin to not kill myself."
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==Hostage Relationship Ending==
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"Remember how being nice lands you in 'hostage friendships'? Well the fear of being blames for inciting a hate crime lands you in 'hostage RELATIONSHIPS'. So after her house burned down it went from everyone in school hating me, to everyone in school threatening to kill me. And I only had one option out... I've had to date Ari for the last 2 months so far so they wouldn't think it was my fault. And I gotta keep this up for another 6 and hope she doesn't figure the charade out before graduation. She's really really really REALLY fucking annoying too. 'Do you wanna watch Heroes?' NO I don't wanna watch fucking Heroes, Heroes sucks! Jecka's the only person who's in on it and EVERYDAY... 'See? There's homophobia here!' But them burning her house down for being gay doesn't prove anything! Okay?? Obama's literally the president now. If a plane crashes does that make 99.9% of the rest of airplanes unsafe? Yeah! That's what I thought. If it's SO BAD she can move to Brooklyn or wherever annoying people live after they graduate."
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==Secret Ending==
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