Susan and Sasha in the Nemesis Show (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Applause fills the room
Walt Carter: “Hey, everyone! Walt Carter here. Today I’ll be hosting the show Who’s Your Enemy!”
Applause fills the room again
Susan: “Who are the stars of today’s show?”
Samantha: "Yeah, who are they?"
Random Aardvark Incidental: "Hey! It's Samantha!"
The crowd talks about Samantha being among the crowd being in the show
Walt Carter: “Glad you asked. Today’s show will have the not-so-secret agent Sasha the Porcupine with her enemies, Tails, Cream, and Ray!”
The crowd talks with each other questioning why Sasha would be enemies with Tails, Cream, and Ray
Sasha: she goes to the stage and to one of the seats on the left of the stage
Tails, Cream, and Ray: they go to the three seats on the right of the stage
Walt Carter: “So, Sasha, what do you think of your arch nemeses?”
Sasha: “Well, I’d say he is my arch frenemy.”
Tails: “Best frenemy.”
Sasha: “Eh either way works. Tails is the mastermind behind the plans to run the Chaflick Cat outta business and destroy the Eggman Empire.”
Walt Carter: “So, Cream, what do you think of Sasha?”
Cream: “Sasha is a bad kid with a redeeming quality. At least when we’re not trying to destroy the Eggman Empire or running the Chaflick Cat out of business, she’s actually a nice kid, but the fact that she’d protect the Eggman Empire and save the Chaflick Cat from being ran out of business or being split with Chaflick Foods being run out of business makes her questionable, but the problem is she always succeeds against us!”
Sasha: “Now, now, Cream, you know I had to do the former many times for Skyler and Heads, and I had to do the latter many times, because the kids love the Chaflick Cat.”
Ray: “Easy for you to say!”
Tails: “I have to destroy the Badniks, because there are animals inside of them.”
Sasha: “Reprogrammed Badniks would probably be better. Not that ALL animals should be roboticized, so-“
Susan: she runs to the stage “Finally! I want to address the issue! If Heads and Skyler take over the Eggman Empire, they will invent a see through objects machine and identify if the animal is suffering or not suffering when inside the robots.”
Tails: “Good point. I think I’ve seen this before. MANY times.”
Sasha: “Roll the clips!”
Montage starts
Sonic: he homing attacks a Buzz Bomber
Picky: it falls down “HEY! That robot suit was cool! I could shoot lasers everywhere!”
Amy: she uses her hammer to hit a Motobug like a golf ball, sending it to a Buzz Bomber, destroying both
Ricky: “That robot suit was cool! I was much faster!”
Cucky: “Hey, did you ever consider the fact that I liked that suit?”
Amy: “Sorry, most animals here don’t like it. As a result, I didn’t know you do.”
Cucky: “It’s OK!”
Samantha: “Why is there a group of animals chasing me?”
Lots of animals chase after the trio with signs saying “Those were our robot suits!”
Amy: she holds on to Sonic’s arm
Samantha: she holds on to Sonic’s arm
Sonic: he runs away from the group of animals while holding Amy’s and Samantha’s arms
Montage Ends
Sasha: “And that’s why I think Skyler and Heads would be great at ruling the Eggman Empire, so don’t destroy it.”
Tails: “I can’t believe it! You made a great point!”
Cream: “But what about the robots you swear to reprogram, the ones with animals that don’t want to be in it?”
Sasha: “Electricity is another power source.”
Cream: “Makes sense.”
Tails: “Let’s quit destroying the Eggman Empire, Cream.”
Cream: “Let’s!”
Ray: “Agreed.”
Cream: “Still, why would you be against us destroying Eggman’s merchandise?”
Sasha: “I fight for whatever makes the kids happy.”
Cream: “But it supports Eggman!”
Sasha: “Don’t care what you say, Cream. For now, I want my classmates and the kids to be happy, and that’s all I ask.”
Walt Carter: “So Ray, what do you think of Sasha?”
Ray: “She always beats me in battles! She’s too strong and she’s fighting for bad things!”
Walt Carter: “OK, so Sasha, what do you think of your nemeses?”
Sasha: “Tails is my main enemy, but he’s my favorite nemesis, because he was fun to fight, he always comes up with the plans, and he’s not a bad person. That last statement applies to Cream and Ray too, but they’re just not as fun, as Tails does enjoy fighting me, while the others just don’t.”
Ray: "She still loves us as nemeses!"
Cream: "I don't judge Sasha as a nemesis, but as a person."
Tails: "Hey, want me to show another montage of something I and Sasha do everyday?"
Crowd Cheers
Tails: "Roll the clips!"
Clip from Susan's Birthday Plan plays
Sasha: she uses the Hover wisp to get to his head and then use Burst to hit the head multiple times
Tails: “That’s powerful!”
Sasha: uses Gray Quake on the head
Tails: his robot gets knocked down
Sasha: uses Yellow Drill to create a circle around Tails' robot
Clip from Susan's Plant Panic plays
Sasha: she uses the Lightning Wispon to throw Cream at the robot
Super Cream: “Sorry, Tails!”
Super Tails: “Uh oh, that’s not good.”
The robot explodes, thus knocking all of the rings out of Super Cream and Super Tails and sending them to the sky
Clip from Susantastic Voyage plays
Sasha: she uses Pink Spikes to spindash to a wall, then uses Ivory Lightning for one last hit
Dark Tails: turns to normal
Tails: “CURSE YOU SASHA THE PORCUPINE!”
Clip from Susan and Sasha: Agents of Skyler Redux plays
Susan and Sasha use Cyan Laser + Cyan Laser on time and boost through the Super Flickies and hit Super Tails
Super Tails: he took that hit and got sent back to another building and drops a Drill monitor
Clip from Susan In The World of Insects plays
Sasha: “Then I say to you…” she grabs the robot by using Lightning Whip and uses Ivory Lightning to do some sort of homing attack
Tails: his robot falls down “CURSE YOU, SASHA THE PORCUPINE!”
In "Who's Your Enemy?"
Tails: "Oh, this scene is special."
Clip from Susan and Friends Are All Neighbors Plays
Samantha: she uses the Black Bomb Wispon, and shoots a bomb, which explodes, knocking everyone out
Rouge: “We gotcha!”
Samantha: “We take this as a victory. Now Tails, fire up the Badnik eliminator!”
Tails: he presses the button and it it eliminates all Badniks in Gaia City
Sasha: “We lost!”
In "Who's Your Enemy?"
Sasha: "You've won before."
Tails: "I know, I know, but this one is the only time I got my friends to finally get a victory over you."
Sally: "Excuse me, but will you please let me roll a clip with my arch enemy-ship with Sasha?"
Tails: "No. That defeat was embarrassing."
Sally: "Just because Susan and Sasha were against me?"
Crowd murmurs about Susan having a Super Wispon
Susan: she runs to the stage "I swapped bodies with Mom."
Crowd runs after Susan
Samantha: she goes on stage "Stop!"
The crowd stops chasing Susan
Samantha: "I know, Susan can be disobedient at times, but she's still my girl, and I'll do anything to protect her. She apologized for this, by the way."
The crowd goes back to their seats and watches the show
Sasha: "So did I put up a great show?"
Cream: "You did. I hate being your nemesis, but you can actually be a pretty good friend when you aren't foiling our plans to do good. Are we frenemies?"
Sasha: "We are frenemies."
Cream: "Thanks!"
Ray: "So Tails had other times where he was defeated by Sasha? Poor guy."
Cream: "He's still pretty powerful."
Tails: "I don't care if you keep foiling my plans to do good to this world, Sasha, you wanted your age group to be happy, and because you try to do good, I don't treat you as one of those big villains like Eggman and Black Doom."
Sasha: "Yeah, same for you, Tails. We may think each other's definition of good is flawed..."
Cream: "I think your definition of good is flawed a bit too."
Sasha: "But we can still see the good in each other."
Cream: "That's why we don't completely hate you. I once went dark to fight against you, because you hurt those Chao, but now I learned that you can be a good girl other times. It was a good thing you defeated me in that third clip, or else I would've felt guilty of myself."
Sasha: "We're still not true friends, though."
Tails: "Yeah. Walt? End this show, please!"
Walt: "And that ends this show! I am Walt Carter ending this new episode of Who's Your Enemy!"
The crowd applauds and exits the room
The End
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