Ham

Ham is a food which is really tasty and it is loved by multiple people, who think the inventor of ham, named Sir Twibbleton II, is always doing a good thing to keep ham alive. Ham is a very good persona to people, as they are really addicted to the way of jucieness the ham presents to your mouth. People combine Bread and ham together along with butter.
People use ham in a bunch of different varieties, such as throwing it, making it, stepping on it, and much more. People have hugged and kissed it so much, that it almost stayed on their lips forever. People licked it forever, using it as an "activity", also, they have jumped in happiness for it. 
== Trivia==
*Ham is a meat.
*It is loved by everyone.
*Pokémon has a ham in its own version.
*Jámon Ibérico is the most expensive ham known to man, costing up to $4,500 per leg.
*The 3 Pigs are lobbying against the pork industry to get ham off the menu. There is no explanation to why this is, as ham has no correlation with pigs in the UnAnything Multiverse.
*People often pair ham with Pineapple on Pizza in pizza as a misguided attempt to make it more bearable.
Category:Food
Category:Food for Losers
Category:Good Food
Category:Good
Category:Meat
Category:Food found in the Mushroom Kingdom