One Man's Trash (quest)

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* Through slurred speech, Ealdwine kindly offers to give you his last mysterious map, before remembering that he isn't at liberty to do so; instead, he bids you deliver it to his mother at Revenant's Toll. See the map safely to Brangwine, lest poor Ealdwine be on the receiving end of a bloody flogging.
* Brangwine informs you that mysterious maps work like a charm on kitchen stains, and expresses her willingness to part with some from her stores. To be king of your kitchen, you must bring her the object of her morbid desires.
==Objectives==
* Deliver the map to Brangwine at Revenant's Toll.
==Script==
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Ealdwine 	Bah, nothin' worth a damn─jusht thish shtupid bloody rock...again. Ain't good for─hic!─half a pint o' pish... <sigh>
 	
Ealdwine 	Byregot'sh buttock, if it ain't the ashpirin'─hic!─treasure hunterer from Bronshe Lake! What bringsh ye here, friend?
 	
Ealdwine 	...Hm? Ye need shomethin', 'venturer?
 	
Ealdwine 	Wait, don't tell me... Ye was drawn to the─hic!─shweet shmell o' treasure, ain't that right?
Ealdwine 	Well then, treat yer noshtrilsh to thish! A myshterioush map what pointsh the way to─hic!─an ancient cache of untold worth!
Ealdwine 	Now, I know what yer thinkin': only a fool would reveal shuch─hic!─lucrarative informationsh to othersh─and I ain't no fool. But I like ye, 'venturer, and I wantsh ye to have this map─me very lasht one.
Ealdwine 	Problem ish, me ma collectsh 'em. Why? I don't remember, but if I don't give 'em to her, she'll─hic!─flog me bloody. Ye wouldn't want me to get flogged bloody, would ye? Of courshe not!
Ealdwine 	Yer a good sort, that'sh plain to shee. Ye wantsh to help Ealdwine, and ye can do jusht that by─hic!─runnin' the map over to Ma over at Revenant'sh Toll. Brangwine'sh her name.
Ealdwine 	Who knowsh? When she shees ye, might be as she'll take a likin' to ye and─hic!─let ye have the map. Don't quote me on that, though!
Ealdwine 	May the godsh─hic!─shpeed yer way, 'venturer! And while they're at it, they can shpeed mine, too─to lotsh of treasuresh and grog!
 	
Ealdwine 	Have ye taken the myshterioush map to me ma over at Revenant'sh Toll yet? Brangwine'sh her name. When she shees ye, might be as she'll take a likin' to ye and─hic!─let ye have the map. Don't quote me on that, though!
 	
Brangwine 	Why, hello there, young one. What can old Brangwine do for you, hmmm?
 	
Brangwine 	Oh my, a mysterious map! My drunken lout of a son has you running errands, I see. For that, I apologize. Rest assured he will be suitably disciplined for his indiscretion.
 	
Brangwine 	Why do I collect these maps, you ask? Well, it just so happens they remove kitchen stains like a charm. Something to do with the special ink they bear, I believe.
Brangwine 	If you want your kitchen to be spotless like mine, I wouldn't be averse to parting with a map or three. My son keeps my stores constantly replenished, you see.
Brangwine 	In exchange, I ask that you bring me...oh, let us say, articles found upon adventurers who misadventured. The gods know they have no further need of their worldly possessions, so you need not feel guilty.
Brangwine 	Where are these articles like to be found? Why, where the deadliest creatures prowl, of course. Adventurers are drawn to them like moths to a flame, are they not?
Brangwine 	By your questioning look, I take it you're wondering what interest I have in such salvaged items. You have secrets that you would sooner take to the grave, do you not? Let me keep mine, young one, and I will let you keep yours.
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Gridanian Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV