Fastest Draw in the West/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Fastest Draw in the West".
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(In Country Corral, a male Country Troll faces Holly. The camera pans up from his hooves to his face.)
Country Troll #1: Hmph.
Holly: Hmph. (Poppy, Smidge, and Cooper watch her face against the male Country Troll. Another male Country Troll peeks out of his pod.)
Country Troll #2: Huh? (He runs back inside.)
Holly: Draw. (She and the male Country Troll take out drawing boards and start drawing. Haystack is watching the male Country Troll draw.)
Haystack: It’s a coat rack! A shoe rack! A spice rack!
Country Troll #1: It’s not a rack! (He and Haystack sigh Holly is with Gust.)
Holly: Hm-hm.
Gust: Hm-hm. (Holly draws a pair of pants with a sad face.) A pair of sad pants? (gasps) Blue jeans!
Holly: Yeah! Got it! (She blows on her pencil. The male Country Troll is now angry.)
Country Troll #1: It’s a hat!
Haystack: No, it ain’t!
Country Troll #1: No, no, it ain’t. (Haystack tries to comfort him. Poppy is with Smidge, Cooper, Minuet, and some Trolls from the different Tribes.)
Poppy: There you have it, Trolls. That’s how the Country Western Tribe plays guess and draw, showdown style. (She and the Trolls cheer.) Yaaaaaay! And tomorrow, we will be a guess and draw tournament… at high noon.
Smidge: Uh, noon’s when we’re having the checkers tournament.
Poppy: We will be holding a guess and draw tournament… at around 3 o’clock, depending on how long the other thing goes. (The Trolls cheer again. Poppy runs over to Holly.) Holly, got a second to check.
Holly: Uh… sure, Poppy girl. What a can I do ya for?
Poppy: Well, you can do me for… to do… for me… can you… the… Blah! Starting over. I want to recommend someone to be your partner in the tournament.
Holly: Ooh. (She puts her picture down.)
Poppy: As everyone knows, you are the Country Western Tribe’s best guess and drawer. And Minuet here is the Classical Tribe’s best guess and drawer.
Minuet: Who, me? (She and Holly laugh.)
Holly: No, that…
Poppy: You don’t have to pretend it’s not true. (Holly and Minuet sigh in relief.)
Holly: Good. That is excruciatin’.
Minuet: Truly the worst. I do like the suggestion Holly. It seems our partnership would be a can to form some sort of guess and draw “dreamteam”?
Holly: (Shaking Minuet’s hand) Agreed, partner! Poppy, feel free to the Trolls we got a dreamteam in the makin’!
Poppy: Oh, that’s great! ‘Cause I already told everyone and they’re all totally bonkers about it. (The Trolls come over to Minuet and Holly.)
All: Dreamteam! Dreamteam! Dreamteam! (Cooper is with Haystack and the male Country Troll.)
Cooper: I knew it was a hat. (He takes out a green hat with strings and laughs.)
Country Troll #1: See? (Holly and Minuet run to her pod to hide.)
All: Dreateam! Dreamteam! Dreamteam!
Holly: Phew! Them Trolls sure are anxious what the Dreamteam can do.
Minuet: Indeed! As a my!
Holly: Me too! Practice round! (She and Minuet run over to the drawing board.) D’aw! (giggles) This one’s easy. (She starts drawing.) You might even say it’s a piece of… (She shows a picture of a cake.)
Minuet: Finely-aged cheese!
Holly: That’s a cake, sugar.
Minuet: Oh. Yes, I see it now. (chuckles) I suppose even the Dreamteam has a bad round every now and then, eh?
Holly: Yeah, I guess so. (She rips the cake picture off.) All right. Well, here. Why don’t you try? (Minuet takes a piece of paper out of a hat.)
Minuet: Oh, we can’t miss this one! (She draws a Treble Clef.)
Holly: Well, that there is boot snake!
Minuet: What is a boot snake?
Holly: How can you not know what a boot snake is? You just drew one clear as day.
Minuet: Uh… it’s a Treble Clef.
Holly: Uh, Treble Clef. Hm. Must be fancy talk for a boot snake.
Minuet: (angry) IT’S NOT A BOOT SNAKE! (She crumbles the picture up and throws it on the floor. She throws more pictures into a pile. Then she and Holly sigh.) I don’t understand. We’re supposed to be the Dreamteam. But that was not a performance per fitting a moniker. Much less one that rhymes!
Holly: Agreed. Problem is that we don’t have a strong enough connection. When two players have a tight-knit bond, they know what the others think in years of spendin’ time together. And that’s the kind of connection you and I are gonna need to play up to full Dreamteam potential.
Minuet: Really? So, all we need is to experience a lifetime of friendship by tomorrow?
Holly: It’s either that or explain there ain’t gonna be a Dreamteam to all them Trolls. (She uncovers her curtain and the Trolls are seen.)
All: Dreamteam! Dreamteam! Dreamteam!
Minuet: (gulps) A lifetime of friendship by tomorrow it is!
Holly: Good! Let’s make a list of friendship formin’ miles zone big and small that we gotta do. (gasps) Like splittin’ a milkshake together. Ooh! And sharin’ a good cry.
Minuet: Do you really think doing these will work?
Holly: I do, but we’re gonna have to do ‘em fast. Have a picnic together. (She and Minuet go to a picnic blanket with a blue Techno Troll and a pink female Pop Troll. They gobble up their sandwiches.)
Minuet: (As she eats) You must give me the recipe!
Holly: (As she eats) Allow me! (She drags Minuet back to her pod.)
Minuet: Styling one another’s hair! (They put little pink ribbons on their hair.)
Both: You’re gorgeous! (They run to a log.)
Minuet: Tell your deepest, darkest secrets. (Holly whispers to her.) No! It can’t be!
Holly: It’s true, but one day you’ll accept me anyway!
Minuet: I accept you anyway! Yaaaaaaay!
Holly: Woooo-hooo! (She and Minuet share a milkshake, cry together, pretend like one of them is leaving for a vacation, and ride the Tunnel of Friendship. As they do them, they sing Best, Best, Best Friends (In Perfect Harmony).)
(Holly)
Gotta get close and oh
I know close just like I know
The back of my own hair
Yeah!
(Minuet)
No stopping us
From building up trust
And showing up to prove
How much we care
Yeah!
(Both)
We’re on the friendship express
Knocking each stop off our list
And yeah, we’re faster than fast
You bet
We’re going full steam ahead
We’re being expeditious
You best believe we’ll be fast friends
We’ll be singing in perfect harmony
By end of day
We’re building rapport and more solidarity
We’re gonna be
Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast
Friends, yeah
Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast
Friends in perfect harmony
By end of day
You and me (That evening, Holly checks the last thing off the list.)
Holly and Minuet: Woo-hoo!
Minuet: (laughs) I can’t believe it! A lifetime of connection in a single day!
Holly: Yep! Oh, surely we’re ready to be the Dreamteam now, girl! (Minuet goes over to the hat and takes out another piece of paper.)
Minuet: Ooh! After everything we’ve been through, I know exactly how to draw this one. (She draws a picture of Holly with huge hair.)
Holly: Woo-hoo! That is some big hair! (laughs) Wait. Is that supposed to be me?
Minuet: Yes! Yes, it is!
Holly: But why is my so dang… big?
Minuet: Because the clue is new best friend which is you and… well, I exaggerated a bit. You do have big hair. It’s your defining characteristic.
Holly: My definin’ characteristic?!
Minuet: Well, I… I’m confused.
Holly: You of all Trolls should know that Holly Darlin’ is a lot more than a head of big, luxurious, flawlessly styled hair with shinin’ bounce per miles! After all, we’ve been close friends for a lifetime!
Minuet: We’ve been close friends for one day!
Holly: Fine. If that’s how you feel about it, maybe I’ll just draw a picture of you! (She draws a picture of Minuet about to marry her violin.)
Minuet: (gasps) Is that me exchanging mer idle vowels, with my violin?!
Holly: Of course. ‘Cause you it so much, you should marry it!
Minuet: I do not love my violin that much!
Holly: Mm-hm! Yes, you do! It’s your definin’ characteristic!
Minuet: (grunts) What were we thinking! Of taking a shortcut of friendship in one day?! It’s quite apparent that we’re not connected at all!
Holly: I GUESS NOT! SO MUCH FOR THE DREAMTEAM! MIGHT AS WELL CALL US THE BIG, BAD LETDOWN TEAM!!! (She grunts and stomps out of her pod for a moment and comes back.) I FORGOT! THIS IS MY POD! YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO STORM OUT!
Minuet: AGREED! (She flies out of Holly’s pod. The next day, the guess and draw tournament has started.)
Poppy: Everybody ready? DRAW! (Biggie starts drawing as the audience cheers.)
Smidge: A donut! A glitterball! (Guy Diamond draws more circles.) Hug Watch! (Guy Diamond draws more.) Ring Around the Rosie! A wormhole! A metamorphic time mix zone! A bucket of pigs?! (She struggles to guess.)
Cooper: Apple sauce! A garbage shampoo! My cousin Eddy! No, my cousin Freddy! A sophisticated atrocity! (Biggie says nothing.)
Poppy: Aaaaand… (The hourglass runs out of sand at the top.) Time’s up! Nobody wins this round, so it’s a draw draw. (giggles) Cute. Next up, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting to see, TrollsTopia’s one and only guess and draw Dreamteam! (The Trolls cheer.)
All: Dreamteam! Dreamteam! Dreamteam! (Holly and Minuet are looking away from each other with their arms folded.)
Holly: I guess that’s our cue.
Minuet: Yes, I suppose so. (She and Holly look away from each other again.)
Holly: (sighs) Look, Minuet, I’m sorry things turned out the way did.
Minuet: I’m sorry, too. And even though we are not connected, I truly enjoyed our day together.
Holly: Yeah. Well, shall we go ahead and disappoint every gosh dang Troll we know? (She and Minuet take a deep breath.)
All: Dreamteam! Dreamteam! Dreamteam! (Holly and Minuet face against a female Country Troll and a light blue male Pop Troll.)
Poppy: Guess who’s ready and… DRAW! (Holly sighs and draws a picture of a banana cut in half.)
Minuet: Oh, I don’t know. Banana split?
Holly: That… that’s right! (Minuet gasps along with the female Country Troll and the light blue male Pop Troll. Even the audience gasps.)
Poppy: They did that so fast. It’s a record team victory for the Dreamteam!
Holly: Wait. Did we just-
Minuet: Do that again! (Holly draws some more.) The Grand Trolloply!
Holly: Yes! (Minuet draws next.) A 7-quarter cupcake dinner!
Minuet: Yes! (Holly draws Glitterade.) Glitterade!
Holly: YEEEES! (Minuet draws again.) A NEW WORM BUBBLE TAKIN’ ITS FIRST DANCE!
Minuet: YES!
All: Dreamteam!
Minuet: So, doing all those friendship milestones actually formed a life-long connection?
Holly: But how? We had that argument and everything fell apart.
Poppy: Ah. I think what you guys are forgetting is that having your first argument is a friendship milestone.
Holly and Minuet: Huh?
Poppy: ‘Cause when you apologize and forgive one another, it makes a connection much, much stronger.
Holly and Minuet: Aw! Wait.
Holly: Did you just diagnose what’s at the deep emotional core of our very specific scenario without knowin’ any of the context?
Poppy: Um… yeah. I am Poppy. Pfft.
Holly: Say, teammate, see if you guess what this one is. (She draws a picture of her and Minuet winning the tournament.)
Minuet: I’d say that’s you and me… winning this tournament.
Holly: Woo-hoo! You know it is! What do you say, partner?
Minuet: I say… (She takes out a pencil.) … let’s draw! (She draws on the screen and the episode ends.)
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