Tale of the Siamese

Tale of the Siamese is an AU created by RainbowChalkSiamese as an “updated” RainbowChalkTale. The tone is comedic.
== This AU is almost complete, but the creator is still working on canon dialogue ==
== If this AU doesn't meet the guidelines, let me know what I did wrong ==
== Fandoms to be included ==
* ChalkZone
* Invader Zim
* Animal Crossing
* Pokémon
* Miitopia
* Rewind/Toontale
* The Masked Singer US
* The Masked Singer UK
* The Masked Singer AU
* FNAF
* Steven Universe
* Making Fiends
* Cells At Work!
* The Mitchells Vs The Machines
== Character Changes ==
=== Main ===
* RainbowChalkSiamese takes the role of Frisk. She is an anthropomorphic cat with multicolored fur and mint colored hair. She wears a cottage-core dress and shoes, but her cat stockings stick out like a sore thumb. She likes to listen to Green Day, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy. Yes, Rainbow sure is strange.
* Harmonyplayz03 (Friend of RainbowChalkSiamese) takes the role of Chara. She is a purple pacifist protogen who only fights you at the end of the Genocide Run. She does not pressure Rainbow into killing anyone. In fact, she hates killing people. She likes to listen to The Living Tombstone, DAgames, and TryHardNinja.
* Cosmog (Pokémon), aka Nebby, takes the role of Flowey. They are here to play devious tricks on our protagonist. Their Omega Form is a disturbing combination of Solgaleo, Lunala, and Necrozma.
* Bismuth (Steven Universe) takes the role of Toriel. She has stopped making weapons and started building defenses for The Forge. She is very kindhearted, but not keen on letting anyone leave. She wears her canon outfit.
* Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone) takes the role of Sans. He is slightly more energetic than the character he replaces and has been known to do commissions. Some of them are better than others. He wears a brown jacket on top of his canon outfit.
* Snap (ChalkZone) takes the role of Papyrus (I'm sorry I just love the concept of Snap as Papyrus adshaheajkwdasahbd). He has been known to support his creator with most of his endeavors, although he does get miffed when Rudy slacks off. He wears his canon outfit. (Sorry there aren't too many wardrobe changes)
* Zim (Invader Zim) takes the role of Undyne. Despite his “I don’t need help” attitude, he is actually quite soft and tries to return the favor when you help him. Don't expect him to do it again, though. Aside from his canon outfit, he wears a suit of magenta armor. When he is in his Undying form, he actually becomes a Tallest.
* Dib Membrane (Invader Zim) takes the role of Alphys. He is not used to the overwhelming compliments that shower him, but he doesn't want to be the Royal Scientist, as he feels that the accident involving his father was his fault. He enjoys watching paranormal investigation shows. He dons a white lab coat over his usual outfit.
* Wooper (Pokémon) takes the role of Mettaton. His EX Form is Quagsire, while his NEO form is a fan-made render of Mega Quagsire. This role is based on an inside joke.
* Pink Diamond (Steven Universe) takes the role of Asgore. The main difference between Pink Diamond in the show and this AU is that Pink actually feels remorse for her actions in this AU. She feels terrible for everything that she has done and wants to make things better, but ends up making them worse. She wears a hot pink cloak over her canon outfit.
* The Darker Lord (Miitopia) takes the role of Asriel's God Form.
* The Darkest Lord (Miitopia) takes the role of Asriel's Hyperdeath Form.
* Spinel (Steven Universe) takes the role of Asriel's True Form. Spinel was actually the Great Sage in RCS's Miitopia campaign, but that's not really important, as Spinel was not abandoned, but killed in this AU. She wears a pink robe.
* Professor Membrane (Invader Zim) takes the role of W.D. Gaster. Not much is known about the professor except that he was the Royal Scientist before he died.
* Yamper (Pokémon) takes the role of The Annoying Dog. He battles you after you finish battling Harmony in the Genocide Run.
=== Side ===
* Deborahbot 5000 (The Mitchells Vs The Machines) - Nice Cream Guy
* Eric (The Mitchells Vs The Machines) - Burgerpants
* Isabelle (Animal Crossing) - Snowdin Shopkeeper
* Platelets (Cells At Work!) - Temmie
* Kap’n (Animal Crossing) - Gerson
* Timmy and Tommy (Animal Crossing) - Catty and Bratty
* Charlotte (Making Fiends) - Muffet
* Aaron Mitchell (The Mitchells Vs The Machines) - Monster Kid
* Pinkie (Rewind/Toontale) - Riverperson
* The Golden Mask Trophy (The Masked Singer) - Ruins Dummy
* Puppet (The Masked Singer AU) - Mad Dummy
* Green Snurp (Miitopia) - Froggit
* Rock Moth (Miitopia) - Whimsun
* Freddy Fazbear (FNAF) - Loox
* Daisy Mae (Animal Crossing) - Vegetoid
* Butterfly (The Masked Singer US) - Migosp
* Apple Jelly (Miitopia) - Moldsmal
* Pikachu (Rewind/Toontale) - Napstablook
* Bon Bon (FNAF) - Snowdrake
* Zucker (Animal Crossing) - Ice Cap
* Brewster (Animal Crossing) - Grillby
* Bulldog (The Masked Singer US) - Lesser Dog
* Funtime Foxy (FNAF) - Chilldrake
* Stantler (Pokémon) - Gyftrot
* Lucky (Animal Crossing) - Doggo
* Ruby and Sapphire (Steven Universe) - Dogamy and Dogaressa
* Rottweiler (The Masked Singer US) - Greater Dog
* Butterfree (Pokémon) - Glyde
* Scyther (Pokémon) - Original Miniboss
* Pinsir (Pokémon) - Original Miniboss
* Wiggie (ChalkZone) - Jerry
* Kitty (The Masked Singer US) - Mad Mew Mew
* Lapras (Pokémon) - Original Miniboss
* Milotic (Pokémon) - Original Miniboss
* Clawitzer (Pokémon) - Original Miniboss
* Jasper (Steven Universe) - Aaron
* Blocky (ChalkZone) - Woshua
* Peach Jelly (Miitopia) - Moldbygg
* Peridot (Steven Universe) - Shyren
* Russian Dolls (The Masked Singer US) - Glad Dummies (Yes, there is more than one.)
* Cyndaquil (Pokémon) - Vulkin
* Latias (Pokémon) - Tsundereplane
* Skrawl (ChalkZone) - Pyrope
* Llama (The Masked Singer US) - So Sorry (He's really not sorry at all. He just wants to have fun.)
* Sprinkle and Wade (Animal Crossing) - Royal Guards 1 and 2
* Gold Snurp (Miitopia) - Final Froggit
* Jade Butterfly (Miitopia) - Whimsalot
* Bushranger (The Masked Singer AU) - Astigmatism
* Frosmoth (Pokémon) - Madjick
* Viking (The Masked Singer UK) - Knight Knight
* Blob (The Masked Singer UK) - Lemon Bread
* Snom (Pokémon) - Memoryhead
* Magcargo (Pokémon) - Endogeny
* Tak (Invader Zim) - Reaper Bird
* Katie Mitchell (The Mitchells Vs The Machines) - Everyman
* Funtime Freddy (FNAF) - Snowrake's Mother
* Linda Mitchell (The Mitchells Vs The Machines) - Original Boss (Appears after killing Aaron)
=== NPCs ===
==== The Forge ====
* Abra (Pokémon) - Rock NPC
* Glitchtrap and Vanny (FNAF)
==== Plainville ====
* Deer (The Masked Singer US) - Faun
* Tom Nook (Animal Crossing) - Innkeeper
* Bonnet (FNAF) - Rabbit Kid
* Ankha and Olivia (Animal Crossing) - Rabbit Girl and Cinnamon
* Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe) - Gift Bear
* Toy Freddy (FNAF) - Politics Bear
* Penny Sanchez (ChalkZone) - Scarf Mouse
* Harlequin (The Masked Singer UK) - Nacarat Jester
* Slorms (Miitopia) - Slime Family
* Fang (Animal Crossing) - Ice Wolf
* Ling-Ling (Rewind/Toontale) - Library Lizard
* Phantom Freddy (FNAF) - Library Loox
* Gaz and Gir (Invader Zim) - Newspaper Editors
==== Brewster's ====
* Gengar (Pokémon) - Big Mouth
* Mole (Miitopia) - Drunk Bun
* Chadder (Animal Crossing) - Ugly Fish
* Black Swan (The Masked Singer US) - Red Bird
* Turtle (The Masked Singer US) - Punk Hamster
==== Greenhorne ====
* Macrophage (Cells At Work!) - Echo Flower Explainer
* Red Blood Cell (Cells At Work!) - Loren
* Swellow (Pokémon) - Ferry
* Pascal (Animal Crossing) - Onionsan
* Pidgey (Pokémon) - Small Bird
* Skitty (Pokémon) - Bob
* Ballora (FNAF) - Ragel
* Butch (Animal Crossing) - Elder Puzzler
* Apple (Animal Crossing) - Clam Girl
* Flurry (Animal Crossing) - Goner Clam Girl
* White Blood Cell (Cells At Work!) - Goner Kid
==== Planet Irk ====
* Hamlet (Animal Crossing) - Clam Guy
* Vendetta (Making Fiends) and Craniac 4 (ChalkZone) - The Business Dudes
* Growlithe (Pokémon) - Fox Head
* Rapsheeba (ChalkZone) - Fuku Fire
* Toy Chica (FNAF) - Skateboard Girl
* Imp (Miitopia) - Heats Flamesman
* Eagle (The Masked Singer US) - Hot Dog Harpy
* Splodey the Cyndaquil (Original Pokémon Character) - Hot Dog Vulkin
* Male Team Skull Grunt (Pokémon) - Scared Donut Guy
* Jessie and James (Pokémon) - The Diamond Boys
* Killer T Cell (Cells At Work!) - Dress Lion
* Naughty Imp (Miitopia) - Gaster Follower 1
* Female Team Skull Grunt (Pokémon) - Gaster Follower 2
* Biclops (ChalkZone) - Gaster Follower 3
==== Woopy Suites ====
* Giovanni (Pokémon) - Diamond Receptionist
* Ice Cream (The Masked Singer US) - Hand Receptionist
* Hop (Pokémon) - Sad Dragon
* Grudge (Making Fiends) - Shambling Mass
* Eevee (Pokémon) - Business Manticore
* Mouthy Tomato (Miitopia) - MTT Resort Janitor
* Eldest Fab Fairy Sailor Moon (RCS's Miitopia Campaign) - Fish Receptionist
* Circus Baby (FNAF) - Snowdrake's Father
* Evil Mole (Miitopia) - Charles
* Springtrap (FNAF) - Oni
* Lickitung (Pokémon) - Ficus Licker
=== The Distortion World ===
* Penny Drawurr (Rewind/Toontale) - Watching Man (Note that this particular NPC is meant to resemble Penny Sanchez)
* Dragonair (Pokémon) - Shower Creature
* Giratina (Pokémon)
== Location Changes ==
* The Forge (Steven Universe) replaces The Ruins
* Plainville (ChalkZone) replaces Snowdin
* Wait-N-Sea (ChalkZone) is an original location filled with water Pokémon, such as Lapras, Milotic, and Clawitzer. There are no NPCs.
* Greenhorne (Miitopia) replaces Waterfall
* Planet Irk (Invader Zim) replaces Hotland
* Professor Membrane's Lab (Invader Zim) replaces the Lab
* The Massive (Invader Zim) replaces the CORE
* The Distortion World (Pokémon) replaces the True Lab
* Homeworld (Steven Universe) replaces New Home
== Song Concepts ==
# I Can't Even Think Of Original Titles Anymore (Once Upon A Time)
# Bleep Blorp (Start Menu)
# Nebby Time! (Your Best Friend)
# Hey, Kiddo. (Fallen Down)
# You're In The Forge! (Ruins)
# It's A Forge (Uwa!! So Temperate)
# Why Am I Fighting A Mask? (Anticipation)
# Oh No (Unnecessary Tension)
# Encounter In The Forge! (Enemy Approaching: The Forge)
# Erasing History (Ghost Fight)
# Help I Accidentally Died (Determination)
# Secure Gym (Home)
# Even More Secure Gym (Home (Music Box))
# Go Upstairs Now! (Original, plays before fighting Bismuth)
# Bis-Missing The Point (Heartache)
# Eek! (Pre-sans buzzing)
# I'm Rudy! (sans.)
# Hiya, Bucko! (Nyeh Heh Heh!)
# Nothing Special (Snowy)
# Encounter In Plainville! (Enemy Approaching for Plainville)
# Can This Get Any More Boring? (Uwa!! So Holiday)
# Doggo Time (Dogbass)
# Exploring Kap'n's Shop (Mysterious Place)
# Bork (Dogsong)
# Plainville (Snowdin Town)
# Nook Inc. (Shop)
# I'm Having An Art Attack! (Bonetrousle)
# It's A Date! (Dating Start!)
# Is It A Date? (Dating Tense!)
# It's A Fight?! (Dating Fight!)
# This Ain't It, Chief (Premonition)
# Encounter in the Wait-N-Sea! (Enemy Approaching for Wait-N-Sea)
# Let's Play Hide-And-Seek With Zim! (Danger Mystery)
# Zim (Undyne)
# Greenhorne (Waterfall)
# Encounter in Greenhorne! (Enemy Approaching for Greenhorne)
# Aight Imma Head Out (Run!)
# Isn't It Peaceful? (Quiet Water)
# Acid Trip (Memory) (I'm sorry for this title I've never done drugs in my life)
# Pidgey Will Carry You! (Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap)
# A Puppet! A Puppet! (Dummy!)
# The Old Studio (Pathetic House)
# Pikatune (Spooktune)
# PikaVIBIN (Spookwave)
# Distant Memories (Original, made with deleted Rewind/Toontale songs like Fallen In Chalk Dust and Puff Of Smoke)
# Lay The Depression Away (Chill)
# The Village of Platelets (Tem Village)
# Platelet Shop (Tem Shop)
# I! AM! ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!! (NGAHHH!!)
# Pak Of Some Positive Attribute (Spear of Justice)
# Waydamenit (Ooo)
# It's Dib. (Alphys)
# Crashing Hard (Original, plays when Wooper crashes through the wall)
# Shoop The Wooper! (It's Showtime!)
# Woopy Time (Metal Crusher)
# Another FREAKIN PLANET?! (Another Medium)
# Encounter On IRK?! (Enemy Approaching for Planet Irk)
# How Weird Can This Get?! (Uwa!! So HEATS)
# A More Difficult Encounter (Stronger Monsters)
# Hotel Room Service (Hotel)
# WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY INN!!! (Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything) (Again I'm Sorry)
# Whoops IRL Autocorrect (Confession)
# Successful Nuzlocke (Live Report)
# nvm my starter died (Death Report)
# Do The Fiend Step! (Spider Dance)
# Mi, Mi, Mi, Mix It Up!!! (Wrong Enemy!?)
# My Trainer! (Oh! One True Love)
# My Prisoner! (Oh! Dungeon)
# Well I Guess It's Supposed To Be Peaceful Here (It's Raining Somewhere Else)
# I Sense An Invasion (CORE Approach)
# Invasion!!! (CORE)
# Encounter In The Massive! (Enemy Approaching for The Massive)
# It's Down To Me! (Last Episode!)
# Wooooosire? (Oh My...)
# QUAAAAAAAAAG (Death By Glamour)
# For My Faithful Followers On Twitch (For The Fans)
# Tomfoolery (Long Elevator) (The motif is literally Tomfoolery from SpongeBob)
# The Story of My Life (Undertale)
# Rudy! You Gotta Draw Somethin'! (Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans)
# It's Up To You (The Choice)
# That Damn Diamond (Small Shock)
# We Need To Break The Wall (Barrier)
# I'm Sorry, Little One (Bergentrückung)
# The Diamond Behind The Slaughter (ASGORE)
# You're Just A Pawn (You Idiot)
# W-What Happened To Nebby? (Your Best Nightmare)
# Dusk and Dawn (Finale)
# That's Just How The Story Goes (An Ending)
# She's Got A Tamborine! (She's Playing Piano)
# What The Hell Happened Here? (Here We Are)
# That's Not Right! (Amalgam)
# I'm Back! (Fallen Down (Reprise))
# Rick Astley Wouldn't Give Anything Up, So Why Should You? (Don't Give Up)
# The End! (Hopes And Dreams)
# Give Me Your Face! (Burn In Despair!)
# The End.....? (SAVE The World)
# I'm Finally Home...... (His Theme)
# The Sage Saves The Day (Final Power)
# Back Once Again (Reunited)
# Bleep Blorp Bloop (Menu (Full))
# The True Ending (Respite)
# Sike! It Wasn't Done Yet! (Bring It In, Guys!)
# NOW It's Done (Last Goodbye)
# No Pathetic Cat Can Stop Me! (But The Earth Refused To Die)
# Back From The Dead (Battle Against A True Hero)
# YOU HAVE ANGERED THE LAVENDER ONE (Original, plays when fighting Linda Mitchell)
# Wait! My Mega Isn't Finished Yet! (Power of NEO)
# WHITE LIGHTNING (MEGALOVANIA)
# Why Did You Kill Your Friends?! (Original, plays while fighting Harmony)
# ANGEREY SPLOOT (Original, plays while fighting Yamper)
# The Bad Ending (Original, plays after Genocide Route)
== Canon Dialogue ==
"This world...... none of it exists. We're all just a part of someone's story, just puppets on a string. Even the very words I am saying now are controlled by someone. This world is fake, and when we disappear, nobody will remember." - White Blood Cell
"Oh, me? I just carry people across the river, day in, day out. Will it ever change? No, it won't" - Pinkie
== Shopkeepers ==
=== Deborahbot 5000 ===
* Cookie Cat (Steven Universe).
=== Eric ===
* Golem Steak (Miitopia)
* Nutrient Paste (Original)
=== Isabelle ===
* Snowmilk (Miitopia)
* Cherries (Animal Crossing)
=== Platelets ===
* Glucose Bun (Original)
* The Platelet Platter (Original)
* Box of Glucose Buns (Original)
=== Kap'n ===
* Moon Shoes (Actual Recalled Product) These will break your opponents ankles instead of yours
* Coconuts (Animal Crossing)
=== Timmy and Tommy ===
* Net (Animal Crossing)
* Nook Inc. Wetsuit (Animal Crossing)
* Peach (Animal Crossing)
=== F(r)iendly Baked Goods ===
* Grape Punch (Making Fiends)
* Squid Cookie (Original)
* Bat Donut (Original)
== Trivia ==
* Before the battle sequence with random encounters, there will be text that says "A B C D E F G, you ran into enemies".
*Pinkie is much more nihilistic than the character she replaces.
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