Roache

Roache is a twitch streamer, voice actor, and VRChat roleplayer. He used to play iconic characters in many groups, including Ascension Academy, Cari Town, Fractured Thrones, Neon Divide, The Purple Lotus, and The Golden Gator. Roache's iconic voice, eccentric mannerisms made him one of the most recognizable VRChat players.
One of his most recent characters was Professor Essor in Ascension Academy RP. Roache consistently streamed VRChat and variety, including occasional creative IRL streams. He owns a full real-life suit of armor that he occasionally wears for stream and in VR RP if needed. 
==Roache - The Character==
Roache is a mysterious figure donning a suit of full plate mail armor at all times. Beneath his armor there is nothing but a hollow embodiment of the void itself, leaving him to be some kind of reanimated suit of armor. He speaks with a mixed English accent and uses strange slang words in his everyday speech.
On occasion he has claimed to be a "cockroach" donning the armor, hiding his antennae beneath this helmet. This has been proven false to those who dared to inspect him closely. Most likely its some sort of play on his name subscribing to his dry sense of humor.
He titles himself as "Roache the Loli-slayer" having much disdain for the shorter childlike creatures that inhabit and "pester" much of VRChat.
===Origin Lore===
Long ago Roache was an actual cockroach from the Roach Kingdom but today nothing corporeal of him remains as his soul was magically bound to a suit of armor.Roflgator's Stream 30th May 2020
As with all things in this world it is assumed that he is slowly deteriorating and the magic that binds him has to be regularly maintained or else he will eventually fade away and cease to exist.
===History and Biography===
Roache is very old and slowly approaching his own ultimate demise and death of sorts, if he is alive at all is a matter of debate but what his passing might entail other than what he has explained himself is unknown.
He met Roflgator in April 2019 and was introduced to his bar through his daughter RuthlessRuby. When visiting he was invited to do an out-of-character roleplaying tryout which he passed with flying colors.
Old Highlight - Roache RP tryout
On May 8th, 2019 he stated that he only had about one week left to live and was looking to spread his legacy as much as possible. He expressed his shared hatred for "lolis" calling himself a slayer of them. When addressed as a "knight" by Roflgator he was quick to denounce and deny this title, claiming himself to be nothing of the sort. Simply wearing a full suit of plate armor does not make a knight.
Later that day he would insult the bartender Jogie Joey, asking to "snap her neck" in an "affectionate way" for some "copper dobbies". She did not appreciate being compared to a whore whose death being worth a few copper coins. The dispute was eventually ended by the proprietor Roflgator.
Old Highlight - Roache the Loli Slayer
When he was attacked by "Zombie Girl" HelloKitten who tested his prowess of sorts he revealed to be nothing more than a reanimated suit of armor, not capable of directly dying or having any flesh for her to chew on or consume. Instead he offered an alliance of sorts if she would team up with him and kill any "loli" creatures, expressing their tender flesh as something much more attractive to someone such as her.
Since he stated that he only had about one week remaining to live back in May 2019, it's possible that his animated self has already left this world.
Rumors of his passing were put to rest when he reappeared in Bricktown on June 24th, 2019 and attempted to peddle off various goods from the 8est store outdoor section. He parted with various medieval trinkets and items, in addition to claiming that they had magical properties. He even tried to sell things to the local constabulary, the officers Bearly and KatXWind appeared to question the legality of his business practice which eventually caused him to cut his time there short and made himself scarce.
On Jan 24th 2020 he made a visit to The Royal Gator and vouched for MaloneGames who had been accused of a murder. He also requested that Roflgator bring him an "innocent and pure creature". At first Flynn was almost offered to him but instead he was given SciFri whom he performed some sort of ritual on.
In April 2020 he started streaming on RoacheVR, revealing the man behind the character to be a Scottish freelance voice actor.
He participated in Elimination RP on April 13th 2020 portraying various characters. He ended up winning the competition.
Acting as a divorce attorney on April 26th he assisted TheBigMeech in applying for divorce from MurderCrumpet since their monetary wedding arrangement.
He he took it upon himself to teach Cyr the secrets of "Aussie lovemaking" in order to prepare him for the bedroom with his daughter Ruby. Being a devil in bed it was doubtful if he could even survive the encounter and was in need of training. A strange thing it was indeed when he bedded his daughters boyfriend, witnessed by many.
==Alternate character personas==
===Rachel===
Rachel is Roache's alternate mute persona invented as a punishment after losing a bet with Autumn, Jadez, and NaomiOOPAutumn Clip August 18th 2020. Spotted following along on Roflgator's Mute Adventures.
===The German Director===
Directing an improv stage show together with "Mr Malecki" Roflgator on Aug 11th during Themed RP this flamboyant stage director showed off his masterful craft, demanding passion and drama from all his more or less talented actors. The character has since made recurrences.
===Detective Rowakum===
(Spelling?) Investigated a murder in Bricktown on July 11th 2020.
===The Nameless Knight===
A re-imagining of Roache, the reanimated suit of armor who goes by the name "Halt O'Carrick". He is Roache's character for Callous Row RP.
=== Aima Yinnow ===
Aima Yinnow is the goofy dad Mayor of Cari Town, a town nestled in the deep forests of Noria plagued by bandits, monsters, rats, and lumbago. The Cari Town RP is set in the Ascension Academy universe. 
===Professor Aima Prof Essor===
Professor Essor is one of the professors that were reassigned to Ascension Academy at the beginning of Year Three. He is the new weapons instructor for the Cadets, with a focus on melee combat.
==Trivia==
*He has a very deep voice and a Scottish accent sometimes speaking a bit reminiscent of John Cleese Monty Python "jolly good fellow" but sometimes cracking or using strange slang.
*Although claiming to be a cockroach conflicting witnesses who have dared to approach and inspect him closer state that they saw nothing at all beneath his armor.
*Roache is very dedicated to his persona and always seems to stay partly in-character, even when being addressed out-of-character.
*Roache appreciates women of practicality, wearing battle ready and functional Maximilian armor, not flail, silly or skimpy gear that is portrayed in fiction or fantasy.
*He has a very close but possibly strange relationship with his daughter, sometimes hinting at having sexual relations with her. This might also just be a way for him to express his sense of humor.
*Sometimes he inhibits a bird-like form, what it's properties are or what this means is unclear.
*The real person behind the mysterious Roache character is a Scottish freelance voice actor.
*Rumor has it that Roache portrayes a mute on a secret alt-account other than Rachel.
==Gallery==
===Screenshot gallery===
Rofl 2019 April 24th Rofl April 24th 41 Roache and RuthlessRuby.jpg|Roache and his daughter Ruthless Ruby
Rofl 2019 April 24th Rofl April 24th 42 Roache.jpg|Roache talking to Roflgator in his bar.
Rofl 2019 April 24th Rofl April 24th 43 RP Tryouts RuthlessRuby and Roache.jpg|Doing an RP-tryout together with Ruthless Ruby and SciFri.
Rofl May 3rd 2019 5 Roache and Goneco.jpg|Roache and Goneco
Rofl May 3rd 2019 10 Goneco and Roache.jpg|Goneco and Roache
Rofl 2019 May 6th 24 MasterAndrew777, OlyPearlGirl, Peppymint and Roache.jpg|Visiting as his "bird-form" during a "Cinco de Mayo" celebration
Rofl 2019 May 8th 6 Roache and Jogie.jpg|Insulting Jogie Joey
Rofl 2019 May 8th 50 Valco and Roache.jpg|Meeting another armored figure, NotValco.
Rofl 2019 May 10th 20 Bee, Uzu, TK and Bird Roache.jpg|Engaging with Bee, Uzu and TK in bird form.
Rofl May 20th 2019 9 Roache and Lizard character (Norii).jpg|Conversing with Norii during a random character RP-session.
Rofl May 26th 2019 39 Roache.jpg|Roache.
Rofl June 24th 2019 17 Roache selling flowers to KatXWind Outdoor 8est.jpg|Peddling wares to KatXWind at the 8est store outdoor stall.
Rofl June 24th 2019 15 Roache, Bearly shippy-dippy Outdoor 8est.jpg|Officer Bearly questions if this business practice is legal.
Rofl Jan 24th 2020 4 Roache.jpg|Robed Roache
Rofl Jan 24th 2020 5 Roache.jpg|Robed Roache
Rofl Jan 24th 2020 27 Offering SciFri to Roache.jpg|Taking SciFris soul?
Rofl Mar 6th 2020 2 Roache and Rosetta Wolf.jpg|Roache and Rosetta Wolf
Rofl April 14th 2020 7 Roache and DustBunny.png|Dancing with DustBunny
Rofl April 20th 2020 5 Roache and DustBunny.png|Roache and DustBunny
Rofl April 24th 2020 42 Bird Roache.png|The rarely seen "Bird"-Roache ?
Meech and Crumpet wedding by Spazkoga 30 Roache.jpg|Enjoying a cigar after Meech and Crumpets Wedding
Rofl June 20th 2020 28 Cyr and Roache discussing their vocabulary.png|Discussing rare words and their vocabularies with Cyr
Rofl June 27th 2020 3 Roache and Spaceboy.png|Roache and Spaceboy
Rofl July 10th 2020 28 Roache.jpg|Polished armor
Rofl July 10th 2020 27 Roache.jpg|Polished armor
Rofl July 13th 2020 6 Meech and Roache in the new dungeon.jpg|Chatting with Meech in the new Golden Gator dungeon.
Rofl July 14th 2020 40 CrazyMango and Crumpet cleaning off Roache.jpg|CrazyMango assists in cleaning off Roache after teaching Cyr uh, "Aussie lovemaking"
Rofl Aug 8th 2020 6 Roache possessed thaCoop.png|Possessing ThaCOOP
===Alternate characters gallery===
Rofl July 10th 2020 37 Detective Rowakum (Roache).jpg|Detective Rowakum
Rofl Aug 11th 2020 7 Stage improv audition RP with Roache directing the stage for AskJoshy and Shrimp and Johnny Arizona.jpg|Directing a stage improv with Roflgator as The German Director, narrating for AskJoshy, Shrimp and Johnny Arizona
Rofl Aug 11th 2020 8 Stage improv audition RP with Roache directing the stage for AskJoshy and Shrimp and Johnny Arizona.jpg|"PASSION!"
===Artwork gallery===
Roache Armored by Pip.png|Armored Roache artwork by PipPip
Roache Knight by Pip.png|Roache Knight artwork by PipPip
Roache Cockroach by Pip.png|Cockroach Roache artwork by PipPip
Category:People
Category:Characters
Category:Constructs
Category:Roache's Characters