Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife/Quotes

:(after Homer and Bart moon the camera)
:Producer: Uhhh! We'd better pixellate those!
:Doug: There aren't enough pixels in the world!
:Producer: Yeah, umm, just cover it with Ryan Seacrest's head.
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:Homer: If I have enough strength, I'll take you up to the TV and show you how thin it is.
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:Carl: Ain't no party like a Lenny party, 'cause a Lenny party don't stop! (looks at his watch) Oh man, I've got work tomorrow. See ya.
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:Lisa: I've seen this same show on a different network.
:Fox Executive: (stares at her nervously) Here, have a FOX sweatshirt.
:Lisa: (puts it on and looks on the back) This is an ABC sweatshirt.
:Executive: Yes, and it zips up all the way up! (zips up the sweatshirt, muffling Lisa's shouts, and sending her into a cage with a woman performing in front of two men in there)
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:Lisa: I don't understand, Dad. Our family has so many flaws, why must we share them with the world?
:Homer: Because we'll be on TV! And earn enough money to buy a TV! TV!
:Lisa: But, Dad!
:Homer: Yes, TV-sa?
:Lisa: Ergh, forget it.
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:Lenny: (tossing matches on the floor) Beat it. This is my alone time.
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:Verity: Charles hasn't satisfied me in years.
:Homer: Yeah, that's how I feel about Notre Dame football.
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:Charles: You're leaving me for him?
:Homer: So it would appear. However, Cousin Itt there was born a woman.
:Patty: What brought us together is how much we hate you!
:Homer: Okay then. I'll just vote "no" on Prop 38 so you can't adopt! (Patty twists Homer's arm) Ooooowwww! Kidding! I don't vote! The voting place is up the hill and I never make it! (Patty twists Homer's arm harder)
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:Sideshow Mel: I've never seen a picture so highly-defined!
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:Brandine: Can you believe it, Cletus? Another party and we can't go.
:Cletus: Yeah, just 'cause we's afraid to use an uppity-box.
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:Tour Guide: Look, there's Dan Castellaneta from The Tracey Ullman Show.
:Homer: (leaning out of the tour guide tram) Hey funny man! Say something funny!
:Dan Castellaneta: Please don't lean out of the tram, sir, you might get hurt.
:Homer: (childish imitating Castelleneta) Oh! Don't lean out of the tram! (he then gets hit by a gold statue of Mischa Barton)
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:Homer: Marge, thank God you're home! She made me spend time with the kids! And not just TV time. Talking time!
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:lyrics to "Picture in Picture" sung by Homer:
:You make me laugh, you make me cry
:Without you I'd just want to die
:For the rest of my life you'll be a fixture
:Now let me enjoy your picture in picture.
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:lyrics to "Lady Blue" sung by Charles:
:Lady when you came to me, I was feeling blue
:Blue just like your hair, you see
:Blue just like the moon
:But only when the moon is blue
:And not when it is cream
:And now that you are here with me
:I am in a dream
:(In normal voice) Oh, yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.
:Lady, when you go away
:I feel like I could die
:Not like dye like your hair is dye
:But die like Lady Di
:And not like Di like her name is Di
:But die like when she died
:But lady just like Lady Di
:Be my princess tonight
:But don't die
:Don't die.
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