Shorebirds 2024/Transcript

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the Shorebirds!
Shorebirds: hi!
(Baby shark plays and ends)
Announcer: amazing, and now original and unused!
Shorebirds: who lives in a pineapple kinder the flea?
Kids: Spobbleh pancut!
Captain off screen: I'm dropping and Europe is falling!
(Angry crowd)
Anthony: the SpongeBob squarepants!
(More angry crowds)
King: we get to name the kid again!
Shorebirds: Hey!
Riggy: Soup!
Riggy 2: Sponge auh!
Shorebirds 2: hi!
Shorebirds 3: we won!
Shorebirds & Riggy: Pepsi! Wanna be with oumarash, squidward!
Shorebirds 3: Soak hearts! So watch it!
Everyone: allahu Akbar!
Everyone & Shorebirds & Shorebirds 2 & Shorebirds 3 & Riggy & Anthony & Riggy 2: SpongeBob SquarePants! Ah! Why you ready! Ah! SpongeBob! Stop!
mrs grim: oh...
Shorebirds: who lives in a pineapple under da sneeze!
Anthony: 🧽⬛👖
Riggy: I smoke that meth!
Riggy 2: Woah!
Shorebirds: is not full of pregy I dndnfgk!
Everyone: SpongeBob... SquarePaaaaaaaaaaants!
(Electric guitar solo, cheering and applauding and whistle in stadium)
Shorebirds: we will we will rock you! everybody sing!
Everyone: we will we will rock you!
Shorebirds: and now take me out to the ball game!
(Take me out to the ballgame by shorebirds plays and ends)
King: (Trumpet fanfare)
(King plays his nose like a flute)
Shorebirds: it's a shorebirds show with very special guest star Bobby Moynihan! Yay!
Bobby Moynihan: Yeah!
Shorebirds: wow!
Shorebirds: amazing!