Belligerent Thongs

“	"There's the Dragonhollow difference right there, folks. On how many other servers are you gonna see the phrase "belligerent throngs"? Though, to be fair, I would've also accepted "belligerent thongs", which would make a great name for a band..."	”
 	—Tox, Azureila's inspiration for Belligerent Thongs 	—Tox, Azureila's inspiration for Belligerent Thongs
Belligerent Thongs was a book written by Azureila.
A sequel to Immortal Words, it told the tale of an angry anthropomorphic thong that bullied a crowd into submission.
The book was inspired by Tox's review of Immortal Words. Though it first appeared on the Forum, Tox later transcribed and distributed it through the Woodland Museum lending library.
=Locations=
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===Second Era===
*Forum
*Woodlands Museum
===Fifth Era—Present===
*Remembrance on Mnemosyne
===Eleventh Era===
*Novigrad Library
=Content=
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Just as the word 'belligerent thongs' escaped Tox's lips, the door burst open with a deafening boom. The door was knocked back so hard, the top hinge broke off and left the door hanging on its hinges and the door frame was cracked. A dense fog entered the room and the crowd of people around the Endangered Panda dispersed to sides of the room, hoping to maximize as much distance between themselves and the door.
"Oi, you fuckers, 'oo's ready to rawk?!"
A booming voice erupted from the mysterious fog. A few moments later, its owner emerged from the fog. He was a silver studded bright gold majestic beast of a thong, there was no denying that. Just when he emerged from the fog, two other just as majestic thongs did. One was a deep red with black lace on his fringe and the other was a bright blue with a cute panda face on her front.
"Ai swear on me mum's loife, awre any of you fucks gunna answer me?!"
A few of the people in the frightened yet intrigued crowd meekly answered 'Yes', which enraged the golden thong even more.
"AI 'IDN'T 'EAR YOU!"
The same few and a few more answered more loudly 'Y-Yes!', and to the golden thong's disparaging glare, the whole crowd erupted 'YES!'
Category:Books