The Crow-verse/Transcript

== Opening: The Story of Envy ==
(The animation opens up with a black screen, then the Envy Octoling Intro plays. The scene fades to a hospital in the year 2006, where an Octoling woman named Major Octoling is giving birth, with an Octoling man named Adam by her side)
Adam: C'mon, honey! Push!
(Major screams in pain, and then gives birth to her baby)
Doctor: *Pulls the baby out* It's a boy! *Looks at the baby* Oh, wow... He looks... Really serious... He's not even crying or anything...
(The doctor gives the baby to Major)
Major: Hm... He looks like he's... Envious of something...
Adam: Yeah...
Major: Let's name him "Envious"! "Envy" for short!
Adam: Yeah! Like what we did with Gluttonous "Gluttony"!
Doctor: Oh, you're THAT family... Right... How do you even get these names approved?
(The scene changes to Envy, who is now 4 years old, and watching television. He laughs and giggles at the television. Meanwhile, Adam and Major are arguing)
Adam: I am sick of your shit, Major! All you do is talk about killing people and killing people! You're a toxic woman!
Major: Oh, yeah? All you do is bitch and bitch! You don't do anything around the house, and you're fucking lazy!
Adam: Oh, blah, blah, blah! I don't go to work each day, and come home to see Gluttony eating the whole fridge, Stella writing on the walls, Sam chewing on paper, and Envy being a spastic little shit staring at the TV all day, JUST to have YOU bitch to me about how hard KILLING PEOPLE is! I am done with YOU, and I am done with THIS FAMILY!
(Adam gets his things, and walks out the door)
Adam: I'm outta here! The kids are YOUR problem now!
(The door slams. Major gets on her knees and cries)
Envy: *Laughs* Again, again! More Wiggles!
(1 year later, in 2011, Envy, who is now turning 5, goes to school for the first time)
Teacher: Okay, Kindergarteners. Welcome to your first day of school, and education. Today, the 1st Graders will have to join you, because their classroom is being inspected. So, stand up, make yourself presentable, and make new friends. I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun today.
(The 1st Graders come in, and quickly crowd the classroom. Envy is stuck in the middle of the room, which makes him really nervous. Envy looks around, and sees an Octoling girl with pink hair and tan skin, who appears to be as lonely as him. Her name is Desti. He walks up to her, and talks to her)
Envy: Hi, I'm Envy. What's your name?
Desti: D-D-D-Desti... I-I-I-I'm so n-n-n-nervous...
Envy: Hey, don't be scared. I'm just like you, but only smaller... Wanna be friends?
Desti: *Smiles* Sure.
Envy: Is this your first day?
Desti: No, I was here last year. You're new, right? Kindergarten?
Envy: Yeah.
Desti: Hey, wanna sneak out?
Envy: Sure!
(Envy and Desti sneak out of the classroom. A few days later, Envy is pulled into the principal's office)
Principal: Ms. Octoling. Your son hasn't been focusing in class, and his scores are terrible. I'm afraid he has to repeat Kindergarten.
Major: Whatever, I don't care about him.
(4 years later, in 2014, Envy gets pushed around by a group of boys)
Boy #1: How did that feel, spastic?
Boy #2: Yeah, spastic!
(Desti comes in, and towers over the boys, scaring them off)
Desti: *Helps Envy up* You alright?
Envy: No, but I'll live.
(Another 4 years later, in 2018, Envy and Desti hang out in Inkopolis. Desti had formed a gang called "Octoposse")
Desti: Wait right here, the girls and I are gonna head down to the mall and get a few things.
Envy: Okay.
(Desti and Octoposse head down to the mall. Later, the girls head out. Desti overhears an Inkling girl named Meggy and an Italian plumber named Mario talking. Desti comes over to them)
Desti: Aww... Isn't this cute? Aww, sorry. Am I interrupting your little date?
(The scene changes to Envy, who is waiting for Desti)
Envy: What's taking them so long? It's been 2 hours... *Sighs* I'm gonna go find them...
(Envy searches around Inkopolis)
Envy: Desti?... Girls?... Are you dead?...
(Envy goes to an underground subway)
Envy: Where are you?...
???: GET BACK HERE! WE'RE NOT DONE! DAMMIT! Hey! Don't you dare ignore me!
Envy: Desti?
(Envy rushes over)
???: HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE! HELLO?!
Envy: I'm coming, Des'!
(The camera cuts to Desti, who is on the floor. Envy comes in)
Envy: Desti! There you are! *Helps Desti up* Are you okay?
Desti: I'm fine...
Envy: What happened?
Desti: Just some girl and her fat boyfriend... I don't wanna talk about it...
(1 year later, in 2019, Envy and Desti are in Octoposse's hideout)
Envy: I started the 7th Grade a few months ago, and I met this girl named Flayn! She's awesome, kind and caring!
Desti: That's wonderful!
(A timer goes off)
Desti: Oh, it's time. We're gonna raid that girl who kicked my ass last year.
Envy: Okay! Well, have fun!
Desti: Could we use your mother's helicopter?
Envy: Sure. Here are the keys.
(Envy throws his keys to Desti. The girls leave with a helicopter. 2 hours later, they come back)
Desti: We're back! Meggy's weapons are as good as ours!
Envy: Her name is Meggy? *Laughs* How funny is that? Here, I'll return my mother's helicopter. I'll be back here in about 30 minutes.
(Envy gets in the helicopter, and flies off)
Desti: Oh man, did you see that look on Meggy’s face when we flew away? "Waaaah... They took my guns, what am I going to do?".
(Desti and Octoposse laugh. After a second, Desti sees something in the ceiling rumbling. Tari, Luigi and Meggy break down the ceiling)
Meggy: GIVE US BACK OUR WEAPONS OR ELSE!
(Envy comes back and sees that Meggy, Mario and the SMG4 gang are at the hideout)
Envy: Oh, no...
(Envy hides behind a tree, and listens out, waiting for the commotion to end. A few minutes pass by)
Desti: What the hell! You cheated!
Meggy: Hey! "Cheating is a legitimate strategy!".
Desti: I'M GOING TO THRASH YOU AT SPLATFEST! MARK MY WORDS!
(Meggy and the SMG4 gang leave the scene. Envy hears Desti cry. He comes out)
Envy: Are you alright?
Desti: *Sniffles* No... That was so embarrassing...
Envy: It's okay... I'm here now... *Helps Desti up* Hey, let's get something to eat before the big game.
Desti: *Smiles* Okay.
(Envy and Desti go to McDonald's and eat something)
Desti: Probably not the best thing to eat before a big game, but what the hell... Well, I better get going. I have a Splatfest to win.
Envy: Good luck!
(Desti leaves. An hour later, Envy is at Octoposse's hideout. Desti comes back with Octoposse)
Desti: Meggy's gone...
Envy: Good riddance!
Desti: No, this is a BAD thing! She didn't show up at Splatfest, and without my rival, I can't have fun during Splatfest, a-a-and-
Envy: Desti, you're panicking about... Your rival not being around?... You hate her, don't you? So, wouldn't you want her gone, because she's annoying?
Desti: Oh, my god... I... I care about her... I actually CARE about her!
(Desti gets a news alert on her phone)
Callie (On Desti's phone): T-This is an emergency broadcast... Ever since the disappearance of one Meggy Spletzer... Inklings are being abducted all over Inkopolis... This is a plea for all citizens of Inkopolis... Stay inside. I repeat, STAY INSIDE!!! *Cries* Marie...
Desti: I'm gonna go find Meggy.
Envy: No! They said to stay inside! There's a kidnapper out there! Also, why do you want to save someone you hate?
Desti: Because it's the right thing to do... I want someone to fight in Splatfest... And... Other things, and... And... I kinda like Meggy... I want her to be my friend...
Envy: If you're going, then so am I.
Desti: No, Envy. You're only 12.
Envy: And being 14 makes a difference?... I'm sorry, that rude of me... But... What if you never come back? I don't wanna lose you, D-D-Desti...
(Envy sniffles and tears up. Desti stands for a while)
Desti: Maybe this will make it easier for you...
(Desti hugs Envy, which is a shock to Envy, because they've never hugged before. They both hold the hug for a while, and then let go)
Desti: If I don't make it back, Flayn's always there. I know you two will make a great couple.
Envy: *Smiles* If you don't return, I'll never forget you... *Wipes my tears away* Desti, before you go... There's something I have to tell you...
Desti: I'm listening.
Envy: I... I... I-
(Before Envy can finish his sentence, Desti gets pulled away by a group of Inklings, who are running away from danger)
Desti: *Shouting out* Goodbye, Envy!
(Desti, along with the crowd, quickly goes away)
Envy: Goodbye, Desti... *Cries, and then wipes his tears away* No, I have to tell her! It can't end like this.
(The scene changes to Envy and his friend, Travis. They head to Inkopolis Plaza and hide. They see Desti)
Envy: There she is.
Travis: Well, go talk to her!
Envy: U-Uh... Um... Egh... I don't know what to say!
(Desti leaves)
Envy: Follow her!
(The boys follow Desti to a large boat, which she gets on)
Envy: Get on, quick!
(The boys get on the boat, and hide, watching Desti)
Travis: Well, looks like we'll be going wherever SHE'S going... Dude, now's your chance!
(Suddenly, Godzilla comes in, and snatches Desti)
Desti: AGHH! Guys!
(Godzilla leaves with Desti)
Envy: Oh, fucking FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! WHY?!
Travis: I have an idea! *Pulls Envy in* Hold on!
Envy: WHOA!
(The boys get in a giant cannon, and they get shot very far to an island called "Anime Island", just a couple of seconds ahead of Godzilla)
Envy & Travis: AHHH!!! *Crashes into sand* Ouch...
(The boys see Godzilla with Desti. Godzilla takes Desti to a bunker)
Envy: In there!
(The boys go in the bunker, and look around. The boys find Desti in a warehouse with Meggy, Axol and the SMG4)
Envy: She's here!
(The boys run through the warehouse, and hide behind crates)
Envy: Okay, we're safe back here. *Looks up* Oh, you've got to be- FRANCIS is the kidnapper?! *Laughs* Bitch, please!
Travis: *Laughs* Yeah, sure! We'll just run away from the fat fuck! *Laughs* Oh, lord!
(A Sephrioth is summoned by Francis)
Envy: Oh, shit... It's a Sephrioth... I'm not laughing anymore! I'm not laughing anymore!
Travis: Oh, no! Envy! We need to get Desti out of there right now! In Final Fantasy-
Envy: I know what happens in Final Fantasy, you fruit bag! Let's get her out of here before that grey-haired dimwit gets- 
(The crates fall and trap the boys. They are too heavy to push)
Envy & Travis: Shit...
(Sephiroth attempts to slice Desti while she blocks his masamune with the Axol's inkweaver until he knocks the inkweaver away and Francis retrieves it)
Francis: IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU A LITTLE LESSON!
Envy: You better not touch Desti, you monster!
Travis: What's in these things? *Reads the label on the crate* Anvils?! Are you kidding me?!
(Sephiroth knocks Saiko into the Ink Zuccer 2000)
Meggy: Saiko?...
Saiko: Don't worry, Saiko's always okay.
Desti: Dammit... All I need is just one single distraction...
Saiko: A distraction... Tari! Use... "THAT" secret weapon we talked about!
Francis: WHAT?!
Tari: "T-That"?! But... But...
Saiko: NOW!
(Tari throws something obscured by a shadow)
Francis: W-WHAT IS THAT?! A GRENADE?! A CREATURE?!
(The thing that got thrown is revealed to be a rubber duck)
Francis: What?
Desti: Get over here!
(Desti lunges out at Sephiroth and picks him up)
Desti: Batter up!
(Desti throws Sephiroth at Axol. He kicks him, sending him to Mario and SMG4, who kick him to each other a couple of times. SMG4 then kicks him to Boopkins)
SMG4: Piss off!
(Boopkins eats a rock, and with help from Luigi, launches it at Sephiroth who then gets launched into the upper parts of the warehouse, and then disappears. The group celebrates their victory)
Envy: Wow... They're actually a pretty good team...
Travis: They certainly are...
Desti: Pfft, that was so easy-
(Suddenly, Desti gets impaled by another Sephrioth, which was freshly made by Francis. The camera pans to the formerly celebrating group, now with blank and shocked expressions, while Meggy leans her hand against the glass and screams. Envy's childhood-like happiness changes to teenage-like depression immediately. Envy screams as Meggy screams)
Meggy & Envy: NOOOOOOO!!!
(The camera cuts to Francis, who starts his evil laughter)
Francis: You bakas! Did you forget about me and my pen?!
(The second Sephiroth yanks the masamune out of Desti's stomach, revealing a visible wound. She falls to her knees)
Desti: You better win Splatfest for me, okay?!
(Desti the falls to the ground face-first as she passes away while the camera pans up. Envy's face goes from sad to angry at Francis, and tries to escape from the crates to attack Francis. After trying so many times, he stops and starts to cry)
Envy: *Tears up* Desti...
(SMG4 and his gang defeats Francis, and corners him)
Francis: Hey hey, let's not do anything rash now. It was just one Octoling-
Saiko: *Grabs Francis* You pathetic waste of space. I'm gonna make you wish you were never born.
(Saiko brings Francis to a room with the other Ink Zuccer. Francis screams as Saiko tosses him into a container and sets it to maximum)
Francis: I mean you no harm!
(The Ink Zuccer turns on as Francis screams in agony)
Saiko: Jackass.
Envy: Yeah! Fuck him up! But... *Tears up* Desti... She's dead...
(Envy faints from sadness. Later, he wakes up on the boat)
Envy: *Sees Desti's corpse* Desti! *Hugs the corpse* No... *Cries* Why?... WHY?!
(The scene fades to black, and then fades to Desti's funeral. Envy is watching from a distance)
Envy: I never even had the chance to tell her "I love you"... We'll miss you, Desti... I'LL miss you... I'll never forget you... EVER...
(The scene changes to Envy, who is now 13, getting everything of Desti he can find. He puts everything in a vault and archive, where it's all safe)
Envy: You're safe forever...
(Envy goes over to the remains of the now blown up Anime Island, and looks around. He finds the Ink Zuccer that Francis was put in, and sees that it's in perfect condition)
Envy: Not a single scratch... No blood... No fleshy smell... He's still out there... I'll find him... *Gets a text and reads it* Oh, c'mon!
(Envy goes to the hospital, and visits his mother, Major, who is dying)
Major: Oh, you showed up... *Coughs* At least you're here this time...
Envy: You know, "Mom", you've neglected me for so many years... Maybe I shouldn't visit you anymore...
Major: Maybe you should stop trying to bring back your DEAD pathetic excuse of a friend... She's dead, okay? It's not like you'll see her again! *Laughs* I find this really funny! *Laughs* Desti's dead! Dead, dead, dead! *Laughs* Oh, mate... Desti was a real piece of Octoling shit...
(Envy unplugs Major's life support and kills her)
Envy: NOBODY laughs at Desti's expense... I hope you burn in hell...
(The doctor comes in, and Envy pretends the unplugging was an accident)
Envy: *Fake crying* No! I killed her! I tripped on the cord! I'm so sorry, mom!
(Later, Envy goes searches for Francis as he witnesses every major event on SMG4 from 2019 to 2022)
Envy: Why is there so much death?! That's all I see around here! Death, death, death!
(In 2022, Envy, now 16, is in high school. A girl than him pushes him against his locker, and mocks him)
Bully Girl: Aww, did I push you again? *Laughs* You gonna cry? Like you did with DEAD-sti? *Laughs* She's dead, dead, deady, dead, dead!
(The girl walks away. Envy stares at her with a murderous look. The next day, he comes back to the school with Travis, both holding shotguns, and fires at the school with students screaming, offscreen. Later, he goes to jail with Travis)
Envy & Travis: Totally worth it...
(An officer come in)
Officer: You're both free to go. Someone actually had the money to bail you boys out. Sure, you shot up a school, but money talks...
(A big, fat, tall, Octoling woman in a black dress comes in. Her name is Gluttony, and she is Envy's big sister and legal guardian)
Gluttony: Don't ever do that again. Next time, you're on your own.
Envy & Travis: *Hugs Gluttony* Thank you!
(In 2023, Envy's two twin sisters, Stella and Sam, die in a shooting at the mall. Sam was the leader of The ASDF, which makes Envy the new Leader)
Envy: As your new Leader, my first move will be find Francis and killing him... Even if I have to take innocent lives just to get to him...
(In 6 years total, Envy killed 20 million Inklings by ordering his army to get them all. Even after all the death and chaos, he still never found Francis)
Envy: It's no use... I'll never find him... *To the picture of Desti* I'm sorry... He's not findable... I hope that's okay with you...
(Flayn, who is now Envy's wife, comes in with a pregnancy test. It is positive)
Envy: No way... I'm gonna be a dad...
(After Flayn has her baby girl, who was given the name Ash, Envy steps down as the Leader of The ASDF. and gives the job to Flayn, who wanted the job)
Flayn: As your new Leader, I will be easing the rules, and making society a better place for all of us. Also, I'm pregnant again. Say "Hi", little Harley! *Puts the microphone on her pregnant belly, and it growls to everyone* Hehe...
(Later, Envy walks down the street, and sees three kids. They are abandoned, and alone. Those kids are Sarah, Octin and Octavia. Envy takes them in, and raises them as his own. Years later, Sarah and Envy argue, and Sarah leaves. Octin and Octavia stay for a while, but also leave, because they have duties to do)
Envy: What does this family keep falling apart?...
(20 years later, in 2039, Envy is now 33, and he is with his family. He has his two daughters, Ash and Harley)
Ash & Harley: Daddy!
Envy: What is it my- *Looks at Ash's size* Whoa, you've gotten BIG! You're taller than ME now!
(Ash giggles)
Envy: *Sighs and tears up* They remind me of Desti...
(Flayn hugs Envy, and kisses him on the cheek)
Envy: I love you.
Flayn: I love you too.
(Later, Harley goes outside to play, and encounters a dog. The dog is aggressive, and its mouth is frothy)
Harley: Hi, doggie!
(The dog attacks Harley. Envy and Flayn sees this happen, and they both scare the dog off. Harley starts to act weird. Later in the day, Harley's mouth froths up, and she goes crazy. She acts aggressive, and starts break things. Ash, Envy and Flayn come in and see that Harley is on the floor, dead. She had rabies)
Flayn: HARLEY!!!
(Envy puts a sign down, which has "No Dogs Allowed" on it, and sets up traps)
Envy: You take my daughter away, I take YOU away... *To Flayn* No more dogs, honey. Let's put a ban on them.
Flayn: Got it.
(1 year later, Ash is now 16, and both Envy and Flayn are 39. They are eating dinner like a family)
Envy: So, Ash. I just got your grades back. They are terrible. What happened?
Ash: Uh...
Envy: Ash, I swear to fucking God-
Flayn: Calm down, my love...
Envy: But-
Flayn: I'm sure we can figure this out- *Clenches her chest* UGH! Oh! Ugh!...
(Flayn faceplants into her plate of food)
Ash: Mommy!
(Ash and Envy go to Flayn in a panic. She died from a heart attack. Flayn gets cremated, and her ashes are put in an urn. Ash hugs Envy, and cries)
Ash: *Crying* Oh, god...
Envy: I know, sweetie... *Pats Ash's back* I know...
(Later, Envy goes to his lab, and tries to bring his late wife back, but ends up turning himself into the weird, disgusting plague doctor creature he is today)
Envy: Shit.
(4 years later, Ash is now 20, and heavily pregnant with Sam. Freddy rubs Ash's belly)
Freddy: I love you...
Ash: Oh, Freddy... I love you too...
(10 days later, Sam is born. Ash and Freddy are a happy couple. The Octoling Family is finally a mostly happy family. The scene fades to black)
== Scene 1: Welcome To 2050 ==
(The scene fades to a city called "Inktopia". "2050" is displayed on the bottom left of the screen. The camera pans down to an alleyway, where a big, fat, tall Octoling woman named "Gluttony" is walking. Suddenly, a mugger jumps down in front of Gluttony. He pulls out a gun and points it at Gluttony)
Mugger: Give me your money, fat girl!
Gluttony: Who?...
(Gluttony comes out from the shadows)
Gluttony: ME?
Mugger: Whoa! Ah! *Falls over* You're big!
Gluttony: *Giggles* Like I've never heard THAT before...
Mugger: *Gets up* Now, now... Nice and easy... No one needs to get-
Gluttony: *Giggles* Let me guess...
(Gluttony takes the mugger's gun and eats it)
Gluttony: HURT? You're gonna... "HURT" me? *Giggles* I'm way bigger than you. You don't stand a chance against me~
(The mugger touches Gluttony's belly, and goes pale after realizing it's not fake)
Mugger: I-I-I-It's r-r-r-real... Y-Y-Y-You're r-r-r-real...
(Gluttony smirks at the mugger)
Mugger: You're ginormous!
Gluttony: True~
Mugger: You're the most gigantic, humongous, intimidating Octoling woman ever!
Gluttony: *Laughs* Yep, that sounds like big, fat old me.
Mugger: And your mother-
Gluttony: Alright, don't go there...
Mugger: Must of been the most... Biggest-
Gluttony: *Getting angry* Don't, you, dare!
Mugger: *Raising his voice* Fattest, SCARIEST-
Gluttony: That's it.
(Gluttony grabs the mugger by the neck)
Gluttony: You know, little fella... You really should have quit at that whole "No one needs to get hurt" stuff... Remember that?
Mugger: Uh-
Gluttony: You can make fun of me ALL you like, but nobody, and I mean NOBODY pokes fun at MY family's expense...
(Gluttony gets up in the mugger's face)
Gluttony: Get a job. Stop mugging people. Oh, and enjoy your flight~
(Gluttony launches the mugger into the sky)
Gluttony: Bye, bye~
Mugger: *In the air* AHH!!!...
Gluttony: Oh, boy... Well, he had it coming... You don't mess with Big Fat Gluttony and get away with it...
(Gluttony's stomach growls)
Gluttony: *To her belly* Yeah, I agree with you. *Pats her belly* How does cake sound to you?
(Gluttony walks down the alleyway, and goes inside. The camera cuts to Ash and Freddy, who are both entering their home)
Ash: Come on, Freddy. Let's go in.
Freddy: Okay.
(The scene changes to Envy and David, who are in the living room. David has to use text-to-speech on his phone to communicate)
David: And that's the meaning of life.
(Ash and Freddy enter the house)
Envy: Welcome back!
Ash: Well, don't just stand there. Give me a hug, old man!
(Ash and Envy hug each other)
Envy: *Kisses Ash on the head* That's my big girl... I love you, Ash.
Ash: I love you too, dad.
Envy: How was your date, you two?
Ash: Oh, it was the best! Wasn't it, babe?
Freddy: It sure was!
David: I'm glad that you two had fun.
Ash: Hi, David!
David: Hello, Ash.
(Ash and David hug each other. Envy walks away, he accidently bumps into a tall Octoling woman, it was Octavia)
Envy: Octavia?
(Octavia smiles at Envy)
Octavia: Hey.
(Octavia hugs Envy)
Octin: Hey, guys!
Ash & Freddy: Octin!
(Ash comes up to Octin and hugs him)
David: Hey, save some for your mute boyfriend.
Octin: *Blushes* Hehe. Well, don't just stand there! Give me a kiss!
(David and Octin kiss each other in the lips, revealing that both David and Octin are gay)
David: So... *Stroking Octin's chin, flirting with him* Wanna have some "Alone time", Octy'?
Octin: Yes~
(David and Octin leave)
Octavia: Hey, I'm getting married.
Envy: That's great!
Octavia: I came here to give you this. *Hands Envy an invitation to Octavia's wedding* You can come if you want.
Envy: Sure, I'll come! Oh... Uh... Can I get a "Plus-One"?
Octavia: Sure! Who's it for?
Envy: It's for Ash, I have social anxiety...
Ash: Wait, I get to go too?
Octavia: Of course!
Ash: *Squeals in excitement* Yay!
Octavia: Okay, great. But I need someone to keep an eye on Octin, he can't be left alone anymore and he's not very good with going to events like weddings.
Envy: Huh? Why not?
Octavia: *Sighs* He developed Schizophrenia while we were hiding in Octo Valley...
Envy: SCHIZOPHRENIA!?! How the fuck did he develop such a terrible thing at such a young age?
Octavia: Trauma from being in our Troop Program.
Envy: Oh, well then... DAVID!!! GET YOUR FAT, IGNORANT ASS BACK IN HERE!!!
(David rushes back while trying to pull up his pants)
David: Yes, dad?
Envy: *Realizes what David did with Octin* You lucky bastard... Anyway, Octavia wants you to look after Octin.
David: Okay. Sure. I'll look after him alright. I'll look after him real good. See you later.
(David rushes out)
Envy: Oh! And "Play nice", you two! Don't use my "Good" rag or else I'll give you ten across the ass!
(Octin giggles)
Envy: I lied, I'll take away your InkBox!
(Octin giggles louder)
Envy: There will be no more Insta-Kills!
Octin (In the background): WHAT!?! Aw, man...
David (In the background): Well, we better play nice.
Octavia: Alright, I'll see you two later!
(Octavia walks up to Envy)
Octavia: *Kisses Envy on the "Beak" part of his mask and hugs him* Hmm~
Envy: *Hugging Octavia* Hmm~
Octavia: Envy, is that a banana in your pants that I can feel?~
Envy: No, I'm just happy to see you~
Octavia: I'll see you soon.
(Octavia walks out of the room. A montage of Envy and Ash getting ready for Octavio and Octavia's wedding happens, the montage then ends as Envy and Ash walk out)
Freddy: Wow, Ash. You look sexy~
(Ash blushes as she smiles)
Ash: Oh, Freddy~
Freddy: And Envy... What are you wearing?
Envy: Oh, this? This is my "Golden Suit"!
Freddy: If your plague doctor suit is apart of your body, then how did you change clothes?
Envy: Trade secret! I painted it on.
Freddy: Okay, that makes sense... Well. Have fun, you two!
Ash: See ya' later!
Envy: Oh. And, David! Play nice with Octin! You don't want to go too hard on him!
David: Okay, father.
Octin: We'll be fine...
Envy: We'll be back soon!
(Ash and Envy leave The ASDF Fortress)
== Scene 2: A Wedding Gone Wrong ==
(The camera cuts to Envy and Ash walking into a medieval-like fortress called "The Octo Fortress")
Ash: Dad, you look stressed out... What's the matter?
Envy: I didn't think that I was going to be seeing this place again...
Ash: What? Why?
Envy: When I was 13, I was forced to join DJ Octavio's army in his Troop Program because your grandmother died of a very deadly disease. In the Troop Program, they assaulted me, they beat me, they trampled on me, they did horrible things to me, they were just so harsh to me. 4 years later, I joined the ASDF and things went from there.
Ash: You never told me this, dad...
Envy: I didn't want to scare you, Ash.
Ash: Oh, dad... *Hugs Envy from the side*
Envy: Ash, please... Not here, in front of everyone...
Ash: Sorry, daddy!
(Ash lets Envy get out of her grip)
Ash: Can you even feel my hugs?
Envy: What do you mean?
Ash: Well. You can't feel pain, but can you still feel my warm hugs?
Envy: I can, actually.
Ash: But, how?
Envy: This "Suit" is my skin. Just because I can't feel pain, doesn't mean that I can't feel love and comfort from someone that I love.
Ash: Oh, okay.
(Ash and Envy go into the throne room where Octavia and DJ Octavio were discussing their plans)
Octavia: *Squeals in excitement* You came!
(Envy and Octavio look at each other)
Envy: Octavio...
DJ Octavio: Elliot...
Envy: It's "Envy", I think that you know that...
DJ Octavio: Whatever... At least I didn't call you "Major"...
Envy: HEY! That was my mother's name! You better take that back!
(Octavio laughs)
Octavia: Can I borrow Envy for a minute?
DJ Octavio: Why do you need that bastard?
Octavia: He can... Uh... Get me ready! Yeah...
DJ Octavio: Oh, alright then... *Walks up to Envy* No funny business, GOT IT?!
Envy: Okay, okay, fuck off!
(Octavia pulls Envy into the bridal suite)
Envy: Now let's get you ready, shall we?
Octavia: Yes.
(Envy starts to dress Octavia)
Envy: What color do you want?
Octavia: What's there?
Envy: Well... I have white, black, red, purple and pink.
Octavia: Well... I think you know what I want.
Envy: Ah yes! *Pulls out a black dress* Now let's see...
(Envy measures Octavia's height. He grabs Octavia's butt)
Octavia: Easy!
Envy: Sorry...
(The camera cuts to Ash and DJ Octavio)
DJ Octavio: So... Uh... Do you like dubstep?
Ash: I'm more into Rock 'n Roll and Heavy Metal.
DJ Octavio: Oh, I see. I just remember when I was your age.
Ash: Eh, really? What was being young like for you?
DJ Octavio: Oh, it wasn't fun. We didn't have dubstep back then, it was horrible!
Ash: Aren't you like a hundred?
DJ Octavio: Well... Yeah?
Ash: Dubstep wasn't really a thing until the 2010s.
DJ Octavio: It's "Twenty Tens"... Well, Techno was a thing back in my day! The 1990s was just a big mess...
Ash: I'm glad that I wasn't born yet.
(The camera cuts back to Envy and Octavia)
Envy: There you go. You're all done.
Octavia: *Looks at herself in the mirror* Wow... You are an artist! Come here, you!
(Envy and Octavia hug)
Octavia: Well, I better head to the processional.
Envy: I'll see ya' out there.
Octavia: You know it.
(The camera cuts to Envy walking to the processional)
Envy: She's ready.
DJ Octavio: Ah, perfect!
Envy: She'll be out at any minute!
DJ Octavio: Oh, good!
(The camera cuts to Octavia walking to the processional, she then hears a noise coming from the Throne room of the fortress)
Octavia: What was that?... WHO'S THERE?!
(Octavia goes into the Throne room to find out what the noise was)
Octavia: If anyone's in there, you better come out!
(There is silence)
Octavia: *Pulls out her Octo Shot* I have a gun!
(There is more silence)
Octavia: Come out or I'll shoot!
???: Oh... Is that so?
Octavia: Huh?
Squid Boy: Well... Hello, MONSTER!
Octavia: *Dryly* Oh, great... It's the "Blooser"...
Squid Boy: Don't you dare call me that...
Octavia: *Fake fear* Oh, and whatever will you do to me?
Squid Boy: I'll splatter you! Just like your Troops did to my father!
Octavia: *Laughs* Oh, yeah? You and what army?
(A whole gang of Inklings walk out of the shadowy parts of the Throne room and surround Octavia)
Octavia: Oh... That army... *To herself* Fish! I shouldn't of said that!
Squid Boy: You will pay for what you did to us, Octavia... *To the gang of Inklings* SPLATTER HER!
(The camera cuts to Envy and DJ Octavio waiting for Octavia to come, they hear screaming, which was Octavia screaming from being shot by the gang of Inklings)
Envy & DJ Octavio: OCTAVIA!
(Envy and Octavio run to the Throne room to find Octavia on the ground covered in blue ink)
Envy & DJ Octavio: HOLY SHIT! OCTAVIA!
DJ Octavio: *Growls angrily* YOU INKLINGS ARE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!!!
(Octavio attacks the Inklings, Envy rushes to Octavia)
Envy: Stay with me, Octavia! I don't want you to die on me!
Octavia: *Weakly* Envy... I'm not going to make it... Tell Octin that I loved him like a brother...
Envy: No! Don't die on me!
Octavia: *Weakly* I'm sorry, Envy... It's too late... I'm done...
Envy: Is there anything that I can do?
Octavia: *Weakly* My sister is going to start another war, her name is Sarah Octavius, she's the leader of The RTY, a major company that causes nothing but trouble.
Envy: Sarah? I know about her, I raised her... She was like a daughter to me... I haven't heard from her in years... She's the Leader of the RTY now?
Octavia: If you don't shut down the RTY's Power Laser, everyone that you know will be in great danger.
Envy: Okay, Octavia. I will...
Octavia: Thanks, Envy...
(Octavia closes her eyes and passes away. Ash runs in)
Ash: Daddy!
Envy: *Carries Octavia's body* Ash! Move your fucking ass! Let's go!
(Envy and Ash rush out of the fortress. The fortress collapses as soon as Envy and Ash run out)
Envy: *Looks at Octavia's lifeless body* Oh, Octavia... I'm going to miss you...
Ash: *Starts to cry* Oct-e-via... You were one of my best friends... You were supposed to become my stepmother...
Envy: I'm not in the mood to correct you, Ash... *Looks at Octavia's body* If only I was there...
Ash: Is there anything that we can do, dad?
Envy: No, Ash... There isn't...
Ash: Why aren't you crying, dad?
Envy: I can't cry... Desti's death already broke me... I can no longer cry over someone's death...
Ash: Should we... Head back to base and tell the others?
Envy: Yes...
(The camera fades to the next scene)
== Scene 3: The Return Of A Legend ==
(The camera fades to The ASDF Fortress, where David and Octin are snuggling with each other)
Octin: You are definitely my favorite man, David.
David: Right back at you, Octy'.
(Envy and Ash walk into the room with Octavia's lifeless body in Envy's arms)
Freddy: Hey! You're ba- *Sees Octavia's lifeless body* Oh, no...
Octin: *Gasps* SIS!
(The screen fades to black and then fades to Octin, holding Octavia's body. The screen fades to black and then fades back to Octin again, with tears on his face. The screen fades to black and then fades to a fire, which had Octavia's body burning in it. The screen fades to black and then fades to Envy's face, which had the reflection in his eyes showing the fire from before. The screen fades to black and then fades to Ash and Freddy holding hands while crying. The screen fades to black and then fades to the gang walking away from a fire, Octin has a red vase in his arms. The screen fades to black and then fades back to The ASDF Fortress)
Envy: I'm sorry, Octin... It's all my fault...
Octin: *Sniffs* It's not your fault, Envy... It's not your fault... Was there anything that Octavia told you before she died?
Envy: She told me about Sarah Octavius, the Leader of The RTY...
Octin: Wait, Sarah?
Envy: Octavia told me that if we don't shut down The RTY's Power Source, the world and possibly the entire universe might come to an end as we know it...
Octin: At least that Octavia is in a better place now...
???: A better place? Oh, please tell me you're joking! Heaven is the WORST place to be in! Believe me... I've been there...
Envy: Who are you?
???: You don't recognize me, Envy? Well then, I'm sure that THIS will jog your memory...
(The cloaked figure takes off her cloak and reveals herself to be Desti, she was alive the whole time, much to everyone's shock)
Envy: Desti?
(Envy and Desti look at each other. The camera cuts to a liminal space, with Envy as a young Octoling boy. Envy walks up to a younger version of Desti, who is wearing her signature hoodie, and gives her a big hug. The camera cuts back to Present Day Envy and Present Day Desti, hugging each other tightly)
Envy: I can't believe that you finally came back!
(Desti smiles. Envy stops hugging Desti)
Ash: Oh my gosh! Hi! I'm Ash! This is my boyfriend, Freddy!
Freddy: Hi there!
Ash: We've heard so much about you!
Desti: Nice to meet you two.
Ash: Can I hug you?
Desti: Sure.
(Ash and Desti hug each other)
Envy: Okay, that's enough, Ash...
Desti: It's alright, Envy. I like warm hugs, hers are especially warm.
(Ash giggles)
Envy: How are you still alive? You died during the Anime War!
Desti: Well...
(The scene flashbacks to June 6th, 2019, where 14 year-old Desti gets stabbed by Sephrioth and dies. Desti wakes up in heaven, and is shocked. 2 days later, after dealing with a huge wave of bugs, animals and people entering heaven, Desti comes back down to earth after an Inkling boy who goes by the name "Oneshot Wren" accidently kicks a spawn point. The two stare at each other awkwardly)
Flashback Desti: We'll pretend this didn't happen...
Oneshot Wren: Affirmative... While you're here, may I use your image for something?
Flashback Desti: Don't do anything weird with it...
Oneshot Wren: I won't... It's for, uh... "Personal use"...
(The scene changes back to present day)
Desti: It was definitely NOT for "Personal use"! He used my face and image to torment poor Meggy in his Wild West themed simulation! What an asshole!
Envy: Wow...
Desti: Because I'm legally dead, I couldn't do anything about it. And also, I just... You know... Avoided taxes all together... I was gonna tell Travis, but that would just screw things up... 
Envy: Octavia told me about The RTY and its Power Source.
David: Hello, Desti. My name is David. My father told me a lot about you, and how great you are. From what I've heard, you've been through a lot. To show my appreciation for you and your service, I want to give you a gift.
(David comes up to Desti, and turns his back to the camera. David installs a voice box on Desti)
David: It's a voice. Try it out. Say something.
Desti: *Speaks with an actual voice instead of Octoling samples* "Hello".
David: It works. Great. I'm not putting one on myself, despite the fact that I really need one for my lack of voice, because I'm an introvert, and I'm a better typer, so I communicate through text-to-speech. Anyway, continue.
Desti: *Clears throat* The Leader is up to no good. She might start another war, a far worse war than the last one...
Envy: Do you have the files and war plans?
Desti: No, but I can get them.
Envy: Alright, you can go and do that while we brainstorm about the possible crisis that might happen when we encounter Sarah.
Desti: I'll be back in a few minutes...
(Desti walks out and sneaks out of the ASDF Fortress. The camera cuts to a feminine figure, who is watching Desti through a camera)
???: Oh, Desti... I thought you died... Yet again, I also thought I was skinny. It's funny how life works out... Well, how about you step by into my office and have a little chat with me?
== Scene 4: The Encounter ==
(Desti enters The RTY Pyramid and sees two guards)
Desti: Shit... Mph...
(Desti thinks to herself for a minute)
Desti: I know!
(The camera cuts to the guards. Desti comes out disguised as an engineer)
Desti (In disguise): Hello! I'm-a girl from Italy! I was-a wondering if you can-a guide me to The RTY's Power Source!
Guard #2: Gladly, it's right over there, near General Sarah's office. Why do you need to go there?
Desti (In disguise): Oh, I'm-a gonna take a look at it and-a see what's-a wrong with it!
Guard #1: But, there's nothing wrong with it...
Desti (In disguise): How do you know-a that? Huh?
Guard #1: I... Don't...
Desti (In disguise): *Points at nothing* WHAT'S-A THAT!?!
Guard #1 & Guard #2: Huh?
(The camera pans to Ogordo)
Ogordo: *Glares* What?
(The camera pans back to the guards, Guard #2 is on the floor)
Guard #1: What the fu-
(Desti hits Guard #1 in the head and knocks her out)
Desti: Good, now I can get in!
(Desti pauses for a few seconds)
Desti: Now... Where's Sarah's office?
(Desti looks around and sees Ogordo walk though a door that has a sign on it that says "If you are NOT the Leader of The RTY, then fuck off!")
Desti: Oh, well. Never mind then... I have found it! I better call Ash and Envy and tell them about my plan...
(The camera cuts to Ash and Freddy snuggling with each other, Ash's phone rings)
Freddy: AH, FUCK!... Oh... It's just your phone... *Blushes out of embarrassment*
Ash: *Kisses Freddy on the head and giggles* Oh, Freddy... *Answers her phone* Hello?
Desti: Yo, Ash! It's me, Desti.
Ash: Oh. Hi, Desti! 
Desti: Is your dad with you?
Ash: *Lying* Uh... Yeah, he's right next to me!... Dad! Get your depressed butt in here!
Envy: What do you want now, Ash?
Ash: Desti's on the phone, she wants to talk to you-
Envy: *Snatches Ash's phone from Ash's hand* YES? HELLO!?! WHAT DO YOU NEED!?!
Desti: Goddamn, Envy. Calm down.
Envy: *Laughs nervously* Sorry... What do you need help with?
Desti: Oh, I don't need your help. I just wanted to let you know I'm going to talk to Sarah and see if she will give out any personal information about herself in some way. After all, I'm Desti. She'll want to talk to me...
Envy: Are you sure that you can do that, Desti?
Desti: Oh, I'm sure alright...
Envy: Okay, when you get enough information about her, bring it straight back to us, okay?
Desti: Okay.
Envy: Good luck.
(Envy hangs up)
Desti: Okay... Here I go...
(Desti walks down the hallway and enters Sarah's office. Sarah is wearing nothing but a bra while Ogordo is massaging her back)
Desti: Oh... Is this a bad time?
Ogordo: Oh, hi! What do you want, ma'am?
Desti: I'm here to see Sarah Octavius.
Ogordo: Okay, I'll wake her up... *Poking Sarah* Hey! My queen! Someone's here to see you.
Sarah: *Snorts* What? What? What?... *Annoyed* Did I tell you to stop?
Ogordo: You have a visitor, my queen.
Sarah: *Covers her chest* I-I-I Do? Who is it?
(Ogordo whispers into Sarah's ear)
Sarah: Oh, well... Come on in! Ogordo, you are relieved for the day.
Ogordo: Thank you, my queen.
(Ogordo leaves)
Sarah: What brings you here, Desti?
Desti: How do you know my name?
Sarah: Oh, trust me. I know everything about you.
Desti: I wanted to just chat with you.
Sarah: Oh, okay... Here, take a seat!
(Desti sits on a seat)
Sarah: Would you like some tea? Coffee?... Alcohol?
Desti: Oh, tea will be nice. I don't drink coffee.
Sarah: Well, that's a surprise for me. Well then... OGORDO! GET YOUR FAT, IGNORANT, BUTT BACK IN HERE!
(Ogordo enters the room)
Ogordo: What do you want now, my queen? You just said that I was "Relieved for the day"...
Sarah: Well, I don't care. Bring us two teas please.
Ogordo: Right away, my queen.
(Ogordo leaves, and then comes back literally 2 seconds later with two cups of tea)
Ogordo: Here you go. Enjoy, ladies... Here's some milk if you want it...
Sarah: Thank you. NOW you're relieved for the day.
Ogordo: Thank you, my queen.
(Ogordo leaves)
Ogordo: *To himself* Bitch...
Desti: Wow, that was quick...
Sarah: Technology has become so advanced over the years... Hasn't it, Desti?
Desti: I guess...
(There is an awkward silence for 5 seconds)
Desti: So... How are things with you and The RTY?
Sarah: Exhausting, but also fun.
Desti: That's nice... Do you do anything else in your spare time?
Sarah: Oh, no. Not really. I just do my own thing.
Desti: And what is that "Thing" you do?
Sarah: Oh, it's personal.
Desti: *Becoming concerned* Okay... What do you mean by "Personal"?
Sarah: Oh, it's nothing really... I don't really want to talk about it...
Desti: *Lying* I'm just going to use the toilet...
Sarah: Huh? Why?
Desti: I-I-I need it...
Sarah: Are you busting?
Desti: Well... Uh... *Gulps down the bottle of milk on the table* Ow... *Stomach growls* Yep... I-I-I actually feel very sick...
Sarah: Oh... Really?... Where abouts?~
Desti: My stomach is starting to act up. I'm going to shit myself...
Sarah: Well, then. You better go!
(Desti quickly leaves)
Sarah: Lactose intolerance, huh? Interesting...
(The scene changes to Desti sneaking in one of the hallways as this song plays in the background)
Desti: *In pain* Ow... Fuck... I shouldn't of done that... Why did I have to become lactose intolerant?...
(Desti sees a toilet)
Desti: Oh, good... I can shit it all out...
(The camera cuts to Sarah)
Sarah: Hmm... Let's see what she's REALLY up to...
(Sarah turns on the security cameras and sees Desti going into one of the bathrooms)
Sarah: Oh... She actually needed to go to the toilet...
(With the camera still on Sarah's face, pooping and farting sounds can be heard from the monitor. Sarah pulls really weird faces as she reacts to each noise)
Sarah: Eww...
(The camera shows Desti leaving the bathroom)
Sarah: Oh, now she's returning-
(The camera shows Desti going in the opposite direction of Sarah's office)
Sarah: Oh? She's... Not coming back... *Angrily* Where is she going?
(The camera shows Desti going into the room which contains the RTY's files and plans)
Sarah: *Giggles* You know what? I'll let her learn the truth about me... The ASDF better be prepared for what's about to happen...
(The camera cuts to Desti going through The RTY's files)
Desti: Not that one, not that one, not that one, not THAT one...
(Desti sees a large file)
Desti: That's got to be the one!
(Desti grabs the file and opens it)
Desti: Let's see...
(The music gets louder and more dramatic as Desti becomes more concerned while reading the file)
Desti: Holy shit...
(The music becomes louder and even more dramatic as Desti reads through the contents in the file. The music stops)
Desti: *Disgusted* I have to show The ASDF...
(The camera cuts to Sarah waiting for Desti, Desti enters the room)
Sarah: Ah, you're back!
Desti: Yeah... I have to go, Sarah.
Sarah: You have to go so soon?
Desti: Yeah, it's important...
Sarah: *Comes up to Desti* Why don't you stay around and play with me for a while?
Desti: What are you doing?
(Sarah starts to touch Desti)
Desti: H-H-Hey! Stop it!
Sarah: Oh, I don't think so... I'm enjoying this...
(Sarah begins to touch Desti in places that Desti doesn't like)
Desti: Get off me!
Sarah: Just let this happen...
Desti: *Angrily* GET OFF!
(Desti screams at Sarah. The scream makes a heavy 808 bass noise that knocks Sarah to the floor)
Sarah: *In pain* AH!
Desti: That's what you get, you disgusting bitch!
(Desti runs away)
Sarah: *In pain* CRAP!
(Ogordo walks in)
Ogordo: OH MY GOD! My queen!
Sarah: Ogordo! Get me to the medical room!
Ogordo: How did this happen?
Sarah: *In pain* Just shut up and take me to the medical room!
Ogordo: As you wish!
(Ogordo carries Sarah)
Sarah: *Coughs out purple ink* Guards! Get that Octoling!
(The camera cuts to Desti running out of The RTY Pyramid)
Guard #3: *Running* Stop right there!
Desti: *Running* Shit!
Guard #4: *Catches Desti* You are coming with us!
Desti: *Gets angry* No... I'm... *Switches to her Dark-Star form* NOT!
(Desti makes a heavy 808 bass noise by screaming, both of the guards fall to the ground)
Dark-Star Desti: *Growls angerly* RAAAH!!!
(Desti flies out of The RTY Pyramid)
Dark-Star Desti: AAAH!!! *Calms down* AH... Ah...
(Desti sits down and changes back into her regular form)
Desti: *Panting* The ASDF needs to know about this... They need to know what they're up against...
== Scene 5: The Chase ==
(The camera cuts to The ASDF Fortress, where the gang are playing a game of UNO after they gave up brainstorming)
Envy: WHAT IS THIS GAME, DUDE?!
(The others giggle quietly)
Envy: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! GIVE ME A GREEN CARD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HOLY SHIT!
(The others laugh at Envy)
Envy: I DON'T HAVE A GREEN!!!
Ash: *Puts down a card* UNO!
(Freddy quietly giggles)
Ash: Your go, dad~
Envy: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! PICK UP FOUR?! RAAAH!!!
(The others laugh)
Octin: *Giggles* What have you got, handsome?~
David: Oh, nothing really, just another pick up four.
Envy: OH, C'MON!
David: I would laugh, but I'm mute. Your turn, sister.
Ash: Hey, dad! Guess what I've got! ANOTHER PICK UP FOUR!
Envy: RAAAH!!!
(The others laugh)
Ash: And... I win!
Envy: How do you win this fucking game?
(Desti walks in)
Envy: Ah, Desti! You're back!
Desti: Y-Y-Yeah... I-I-I'm back...
Envy: You sound nervous. What happened?
Desti: *In Envy's face* You don't wanna fucking know...
(Desti walks past Envy)
Envy: C'mon, Desti. I've known you since Kindergarten, you can tell me anything!
Desti: I-I-I would feel more comfortable if Ash was here too...
Envy: Alright... Ash, are you okay with this?
Ash: Of course I am! I am willing to listen.
Envy: That's my big girl!
Freddy: Should we leave?
Envy: Yeah, you guys should leave.
(Freddy, David and Octin leave the room)
Envy: What happened, Desti?
Desti: I-I-I-I-I can't...
Ash: *Holding Desti's hand* It's okay, Desti. I'm right by your side.
Desti: Sarah... Tried to... *Whispers in Ash's ear, and begins to cry* It was so disgusting and cruel...
(Desti cries into Ash's shoulder)
Ash: *Stroking Desti's head* Hey, hey... You're safe now... She won't hurt you anymore...
(Ash whispers into Envy's ear what happened)
Envy: She did WHAT? Why would she do such a thing?! We can get her arrested for this!
Ash: *Hugs Desti* You don't have to cry. You are Desti! The unstoppable leader of Octo-po-ss!
Envy: It's "Octoposse", Ash...
Ash: You are one of the most famous Octolings to of ever lived! Don't let one person ruin you, you're way too strong and independent for that to happen!
Desti: Thanks, Ash... I know that we've only known each other for a few hours, but you are a true friend...
Ash: You and I are going to get along very well, Desti. I just know it!
(There is total silence as Ash and Desti continue to hug each other for a long time)
Envy: How do you feel now, Desti?
Desti: *Sniffs* I feel much better now. Thanks for that, Ash.
Ash: It's my pleasure. I like hugs!
Desti: Can I have one more?
Ash: Of course you can!
(Ash and Desti hug each other)
Desti: You're so warm.
Ash: So are you, Desti.
Envy: So, Desti. Do you have the files?
Desti: I do... *Hands Envy a large file* You better make sure that EVERYONE sees this...
(Envy opens the file and reads it, the camera cuts to Freddy, David and Octin)
Envy (In the background): WHAT THE FUCK?!
Freddy: AH! *Jumps into David's arms* D-D-DID SOMEONE DIE?!
Octin: Hey! Get off of my man!
David: Not a problem. *Drops Freddy to the ground* Plop.
Freddy: OW!
(The camera cuts to everyone in the throne room of The ASDF Fortress. Envy is showing everyone the files that Desti gave him)
Envy: You see? This is the reason as to why we should be scared of The RTY!
Desti: Not only The RTY, but Sarah too! You can see what she is capable of! She will KILL us if we don't escape this dimension! We must leave now!
Freddy: Okay, gentlemen. Let's set the code to "Code Black" because I need to change my pants.
Ash, Desti & Octin: *With Octin being the loudest* EWW!!!
(Ash and Desti glare at Octin)
Octin: What?
(The camera cuts to an Octoling woman in daycare work uniform with a baby Octoling girl named Samantha)
Daycare Worker: Hello, is Ms. Octoling here?
Ash: Yeah, I'm here! What's the problem?
Daycare Worker: Your daughter has been eating the other kids. We want her out! Good day, ma'am!
(The Daycare Worker puts Samantha down and leaves the fortress)
Samantha: *Sees Ash* Ahahahaha!
Ash: Hi, sweetie!
(Ash picks up Samantha)
Samantha: *Baby noises* Baa bo bo!
Ash: Did you miss mommy?
Samantha: Ya! Hahaha!
Ash: *Kisses Samantha on the head* I missed you too, Sam!
Freddy: There's my little girl!
Samantha: *Sees Freddy* Da! Da! Da! Da! Boo! Ba!
Freddy: Did you have a good day at daycare?
Samantha: Hahahahahaha!
Ash: She was kicked from the daycare.
Freddy: What? Why?
Ash: She ate the other kids.
Freddy: W-What? How did she eat ALL of them?
Ash: She has the same condition as me, remember? We both can't feel full when we eat things.
Freddy: Oh, that's right...
Samantha: *Sees Desti* Boo ba *Crawls up to Desti* Hahahaha!
Desti: Aww! Hello there!
(Samantha sucks on Desti's arm)
Desti: Hehe... What are you doing?
Ash: Sam! No! *Pulls Samantha away from Desti* I'm sorry about that, Desti. She's just curious.
Desti: That's alright, Ash.
Envy: Hey, Ash? How did that daycare lady get in?
Ash: I gave her a key, just incase something happens to Sama-
Envy: *Grabs Ash's arm, losing his cool with Ash* ASH! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, YOU BETTER NOT GIVE ANYONE ELSE A-
Desti: Hey, hey! What's the matter, Envy?
Envy: S-Sorry, Desti. Sorry, Ash. I just have very bad anger issues.
Desti: Let's just focus on our "Escape plan" for now.
Envy: Alright... First we shou-
(Suddenly, an explosion appears out of nowhere)
Sarah: Hello there~
Freddy: *Childishly* AH!
Sarah: Oh, Desti... You showed The ASDF everything... Didn't you?
Desti: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU PERVERT!
Sarah: *Giggles* When I touched you... You screamed like a girl.
Desti: *Enraged* IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY, TUBBY MCFATFUCK?!
Sarah: Oh, you're fat shaming me now? Well, I can say that you yourself had gained a few pounds, I mean... *Starts to giggle* Just look at yourself!
Desti: Everyone, block your ears...
Sarah: What?
(Everyone, except Sarah and Envy, block their ears)
Desti: AAAHHH!!!
(Desti's scream makes the sound of a heavy 808 bass)
Sarah: AHHH!!! *Falls to the ground* MY STOMACH!!!
Envy: Wow... You have powers!
Desti: You can't even stand my screams because you're so fucking fat!
(Everyone laughs, making Sarah angry)
Sarah: *Growls angrily* COME HERE!
Envy: Shit! GUYS, RUN!
(The exits get blocked by Sarah)
Sarah: Oh... It looks like that the exits are blocked... I wonder why...
Envy: Shit...
Desti: What are we going to do, Envy?
Envy: Everyone put your hand on me and close your eyes!
Desti: What?
Envy: Trust me!
(Everyone puts a hand on Envy and closes their eyes)
Sarah: What the Hell are you guys doing?
(Envy and everyone else that put a hand on Envy disappears)
Sarah: Oh... Really now?
(The camera cuts to a mall, where Envy and the others appear in the kitchen of a KFC)
Envy: Wow, it actually worked!
Ash: Why are we in the kitchen of a KFC?
Envy: Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention! When you guys hold onto me to teleport, we have to think about the same exact place. It looks like that one of us thought about KFC...
(Everyone looks at Octin)
Octin: What? I'm just hungry for some Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Sarah: I'm hungry... For your FLESH!
Everyone: AH!
Envy: How the fuck did you find us?
Sarah: *Giggles* I can track you down... After all, I am the RTY Leader...
Envy: Quick! Let's go! Confuse Sarah!
(Everyone puts a hand on Envy and disappears)
Sarah: This is going to be fun.
(The camera cuts to a mall where Envy and the gang appear next to an IKEA store)
Envy: Okay, who thought about IKEA? Because it wasn't me...
(Everyone looks at Octin)
Octin: This time, it wasn't me. I swear!
Freddy: *Pointing* SARAH!!!
(The camera pans to Sarah)
Sarah: Hello once again~
Envy: She found us again?
Desti: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM US, YOU DISGUSTING MONSTER!
Sarah: *Giggles* You'll be mine, Desti! You'll be mine!
Envy: Everyone hold on!
(Everyone puts a hand on Envy and disappears)
Sarah: You can run, but you can't hide!
(The camera cuts to an underground facility, which is similar to the Anime Island's inside bunker, where Envy and the gang appear)
Envy & Desti: Oh no...
Ash: What is this place?
Envy & Desti: The one place that's worse than Hell...
Ash: What?
Envy & Desti: I'm sure glad that you weren't born when this happened...
Ash: What happened?
Envy & Desti: Do you really want to know?
Ash: Well, now I don't...
Envy & Desti: WHERE IS THAT BIG, FAT, *Grins sarcastically* "SMILEY", *Stops grinning* GREEN LIZARD AT!?!
(Envy and Desti look at each other)
Envy: Wow, we have a lot more in common than I thought... It's like that we were... Made for each other...
Desti: Like that's ever going to happen, right?
Envy: *Nervously* Y-Yeah... As if...
Desti: *Scratching the back of her head* Hehe...
Ash: I see what's going on here...
Sarah: Yeah, so do I...
Envy: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP FINDING US!?!
Sarah: *Giggles* I know your every move...
Envy: *Realization* One of us has a tracking device... Guys! Come to me!
(Everyone comes to Envy)
Envy: Sarah knows that we're here because one of us has a tracking device inside their stomach!
Desti: Well, who is it?
Envy: I don't know, but we'll find out! Hold on to me and then start running!
(Everyone puts a hand on Envy and disappears)
Sarah: Start running?
(The camera cuts to another mall where Envy and the gang appear)
Envy: Okay, everyone! Start running! Keep away from each other!
(Everyone splits up and runs, Sarah appears afterwards)
Sarah: Running won't do you any good, Envy.
Envy: *Via phone* Everyone hide! Let's see who she finds first!
(Everyone hides in certain areas of the infinite mall. Sarah finds Ash and grabs her by the ear)
Sarah: Gotcha!
Ash: *Via phone* Guys! She has me!
Envy: *Via phone* Good, now we know who has the tracker. Ash, escape from her grip and come to me!
Ash: *Via phone* Got it!
Sarah: Ah, Ash... My so called "Step Sister"... What are you going to do, big girl? Hug me to death?
(Sarah chuckles)
Ash: Yeah.
(Ash hugs Sarah)
Sarah: What are you doing to me?
Ash: This! *Squeezes Sarah tightly*
Sarah: OW! *Falls to the ground* AH!
Ash: *Giggles* Bye!
Sarah: *Face turns purple from anger* GRRR!!!
(The camera cuts to the gang)
Ash: I'm here! I'm here!
Envy: Quickly! Come with me!
(Everyone follows Envy down the mall and hides inside of a McDonald's kitchen)
Ash: Now what?
Envy: We wait...
(Sarah appears next to Envy)
Sarah: Wait for what?
Envy: That was quick...
Sarah: C'mon, Desti! You're coming with me!
(Sarah grabs Desti by the arm and pulls her towards herself)
Desti: Stop! You're hurting me!
(Desti flips Sarah over by doing a flip, making her fall to the ground)
Sarah: Ah!
(Desti escapes from Sarah's grip and runs to Envy)
Desti: Envy! Let's go!
Envy: Alright, guys. Come to me! I have an idea!
Desti: What is it, Envy?
Envy: You're not going to like it, but I want you to think about- *Whispers something into Desti's ear* Got it?
Desti: Are you crazy? No way!
Envy: JUST FUCKING DO IT!
Desti: Okay, fine!
Envy: Hold on!
(Everyone puts a hand on Envy and disappears)
Sarah: I can do this all day...
(The camera cuts to the inside of a blue stomach, where Envy and the gang appears)
Desti: EWW!
Ash: Oh... Oh my...
Octin: You know what? I'm okay with this...
Envy: Quick, Ash! Throw up the tracker!
Ash: I-I can't, I'm not in the mood...
Envy: Oh, fuck this! *Presses on Ash's belly*
Ash: *Throws up the tracker* Yuck! Thanks, dad!... Oh, look. There's the pizza that I had earlier...
Envy: Now, let's go! Before Sarah comes for us!
Octin: *Chilled out* Nah... I just wanna stay here... And... Relax...
Envy: Octin! *Pulls out a Bong from Octin's pants* How much of that shit have you been smoking? Too fucking much is how much! Now move your ass!
(Everyone puts a hand on Envy and disappears, Sarah appears inside of the blue stomach)
Sarah: What the Hell? EWW!!! WHERE THE HELL AM I!?! AHHH!!!
(The camera cuts to the outside of the blue stomach, revealing that it was Aria Neptuna Octavia's stomach)
Sarah (Muffled): AHHH!!!
(The camera cuts to Envy and the gang appearing in the middle of a desert)
Ash: Where are we this time? And where's Octin?
Envy: Wait... *Looks around* Octin? *Looks around* Octin?!
(The camera cuts to the ASDF Fortress)
Octin: How did I get here?
(The camera cuts back to Envy)
Envy: Fuck, it must of been one of those teleportation errors that I have from time to time... I hope that he's safe...
Ash: Where are we, dad?
Envy: I don't know. We could be anywhere.
Ash: Well, then take us back!
Envy: I-I can't, I need to know where we are in order for me to teleport.
Ash: So, we're stuck here?
Envy: I'm afraid so.
Desti: Wait, hold up... I know where we are...
Envy: You do?
Desti: Yeah, follow me! I'll take you to someone that might be able to help you guys return to base!
Envy: Okay... C'mon, fellas! Let's follow Desti!
(The camera points up into the sky and transitions to the next scene)
== Scene 6: The Other Dimension ==
(The scene transitions to The RTY Pyramid, where Sarah is recovering from her injuries)
Sarah: *Sighs* This was harder than I thought it was going to be... Ogordo! Come here!
(Ogordo comes to Sarah)
Ogordo: Yes, my queen?
Sarah: Could you please make me a cup of tea?
Ogordo: Certainly, my queen.
(Ogordo leaves)
Sarah: Where is he? He should be here by now...
(Ogordo walks back into the room with a cup of tea)
Ogordo: Here you go, my queen.
Sarah: Thank you, Ogordo. At least that *Looks at two Octolings who are slacking off* SOMEONE is going their job!
(The camera pans to two Octoling guards who are slacking off)
Octolings: Sorry, my queen! It'll never happen again!
(The camera pans back to Sarah)
Sarah: Good! It better not!
Ogordo: Enjoy your tea.
Sarah: *Sips* Mmm... *Gulps* That's good~
(A big dark figure walks into the room and comes to Sarah)
???: Hello, Sarah.
Sarah: Where were you? You were supposed to be here ages ago!
???: I'm sorry that I was late, I had some "Issues" that I had to deal with...
Sarah: Take a seat.
(The dark figure takes a seat and reveals himself to be Francis)
Francis: So... Why did you want to see me?
Sarah: I need your advice about wiping out an entire population.
Francis: Ms. Octavius, I don't do that kind of work anymore, it's a bad thing. I had to learn that the hard way...
Sarah: Oh, yeah? How so?
Francis: I was put into my own machine and then the machine sucked most of my blood right from out of my body, to top it all off, my island blew up, it was incredible that I survived that explosion... I had to recover in the hospital for 2 years. After I recovered, I was arrested for my crimes against Inkling and Octoling kind, I was supposed to spend 60 years in prison, but I only spent 20 years in prison because they saw that I've changed over the years...
Sarah: *Sips on her tea and gulps* Wow...
Francis: I then figured out that anime was dangerous, so I gave it up. I destroyed every last anime comic, DVD, figurine, full-size pillow, shirt, hat, painting and poster that I had. I felt terrible for what I did to SMG4 and his gang, I felt especially terrible for Desti for killing her, I didn't know if there was an afterlife or not, but I never meant to kill her...
Sarah: Wait, really?
Francis: Yeah, I told stupid-ass Sephiroth to kill someone, ANYONE! He chose Desti... If I said that "It was a mistake", I would of looked like an idiot, so I had to go with it... And I pretended to not give a shit about her...
Sarah: *Sips on her tea and gulps* Well, I have some good news for you. Desti is alive.
Francis: Wait, what? She's alive? But I killed her though... How did she survive?
Sarah: Well. You DID kill her, but then she was resurrected by God herself...
Francis: "Herself"? God's a man...
(Sarah glares at Francis, an uncomfortable silent takes place for 10 seconds)
Francis: When did Desti get resurrected?
Sarah: Oh, uh... 2 days after you "Killed" her...
Francis: *Sighs in relief* I don't have to feel bad for Desti now...
Sarah: *Sips on her tea and gulps* That's why I brought you here. I need your advice on making an army and getting the ASDF to come under my control, I want you to find Desti and her gang, they're somewhere in another dimension, I want you to find Desti and tell her to return to my dimension so we can talk for while...
Francis: Do you know what dimension she's in?
Sarah: That's the thing, I don't know... But I do know how to find out... *Pulls out a bottle from her chest* You see this? This is the thing that will destroy the ASDF for good...
Francis: What does it contain?
Sarah: It contains a sample of the virus that killed Envy's mother- *Sees a spider* SPIDER!!! *Slaps the spider, killing it* Where was I?... Oh, yes! And a sample of Ash's breast milk...
Francis: How did you manage to get Colonel Ash's brea-
Sarah: Trust me... I did... I needed it for Ash's special kind of lactose.
Francis: Right...
Sarah: However. This virus only works on females, so the boys are safe.
Francis: *Sighs in relief* Good... That's good...
Sarah: Now... *Opens the bottle* Let's see how long the ASDF will last... *Pours the bottle down a pipe which connects to random dimensions* Once that virus spreads to them, they won't last for very long... *Laughs evilly*
Francis: *Getting uncomfortable* Okay... Okay...
Sarah: Now go! The ASDF will reveal themselves when they catch the virus... When they do, get Desti!
Francis: R-R-Right!
(Francis leaves the room to go and find Desti)
Sarah: Well. I'm gonna take a nap, I'm exhausted...
(Sarah leaves the room to go to her bed, the scene changes to Envy and the gang walking through a Bollywood-like city called "Jeevan")
Desti: This way, guys!
Ash: Got it, Desti!
Desti: Hey! Don't say my name out loud! People might recognize me and turn me into the RTY...
Ash: Sorry...
Freddy: Where are we going anyway?
Desti: We're going to meet up with someone that I know who might be able to get us out of here, Freddy. That's what we're doing.
Envy: I just hope that Octin is okay, he's probably back in our dimension where he's safe...
(The camera cuts to a very drunk Octin inside The ASDF Fortress singing Mr. Writer by Stereophonics as it plays in the background)
Octin (Drunk): ♪Mr. Writer! Why don't you tell it like it is? Why don't you tell it like it really is? Before you go on home!♪
(Octin throws his bottle of beer away)
Octin (Drunk): W-W-Why did that s-s-s-squid have to kill you, sis? I'll get that little shit... *Burps* I'll get him good... I want more beer!
(Octin looks at a picture of Octavia)
Octin (Drunk): W-W-Why did you have to leave me? *Burps* You were the only thing that was keeping me safe...
(Octin throws his badge at Octavia's picture)
Octin (Drunk): YOU SHOULDN'T OF LEFT!!!
(Octin looks at a big screen which shows The RTY Pyramid)
Octin (Drunk): You know what? I'll give Sarah a visit...
(Octin walks out of the ASDF Fortress and heads to the RTY Pyramid, the camera cuts back to Envy and the gang following Desti the city of Jeevan, the gang stop at a market place where an Inkling boy named Aramba is selling upgrades)
Aramba: Hello, welcome to my market! What can I get you this afternoon?
Desti: Me and my gang. Well, actually it's *Points at Envy* this guy's gang, but we have come to see someone.
Aramba: You want to see someone? Who?
Desti: I'm looking for Travis Inkling...
Aramba: *Gets closer to Desti* Who might I ask are you?
Desti: You don't recognize me?
(Desti takes off her face mask)
Aramba: *Silent for 3 seconds* Right this way, Desti...
Desti: C'mon, guys...
(Desti and the gang follow Aramba down a sandy and narrow alleyway, they stop at a futuristic looking door)
Freddy: Wow, this really stands out compared to everything else in this city...
Ash: I know, right?
Desti: Hey, uh...
Aramba: Aramba.
Desti: Aramba, right. How do we get in?
Aramba: You either need to have access or Big Tray will have to let you in...
Desti: Do you have access?
Aramba: No, but I know how to get in...
Envy: Yeah, so do I...
(Envy walks up to the door)
Envy: *To David* Watch and learn, son... Watch and learn...
(Envy pulls out his green Crossguard lightsaber and swings it at the door but to only put it away and knock on the door instead)
Envy: *Knocking on the door* Housekeeping!... Housekeeping!... Well, I've done all that I can do...
Ash: Oh, dad... You son of a- *Stopping herself from swearing* Let me handle this...
(Ash walks up to the door, her face turns purple as she screams at the door in anger)
Ash: *Screaming* OPEN UP!!! I HAVE A FRIEND HERE WHO REALLY WANTS TO SEE YOU!!!
Samantha: *Starts crying, frightened by Ash's screaming* Ahaha... Ahaha... WAAAH!!!
Ash: Oh, no... *Hugs Samantha* Sam, don't cry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sorry! Now I'm going to cry...
(Ash cries with Samantha)
Envy: *Puts his hand on Ash's shoulder* Ash...
Ash: Huh?
Envy: *With his thumbs up* Don't be such a bitch.
Aramba: Can I just try my way of getting in through the door instead?
Desti: Yes, let's see how you do it.
Aramba: Okay... *Walks up to the door* I have KFC! If you don't let us in, you'll miss out on getting your hands onto some good-ass chicken!
(The door opens)
Envy: *In a fit of rage* WHAT!?! IT WAS THAT EASY!?!
Ash: Dad...
Envy: What?
(Ash replays a recording of Envy saying "Don't be such a bitch" to Envy and giggles. Everyone walks through the door and walks down a dark futuristic-looking hallway, they enter a giant room that has an Inkling boy named Travis in it)
Desti: Travis!
Travis: *Turns around to see Desti* D-D-Desti?
(Travis and Desti run up to each other to hug)
Travis: *Tearing up* You're still alive!
Desti: *Tearing up* I know! I really missed you!
Travis: Why have you come back to me after so many years?
Desti: We were attacked by Sarah Octavius and the RTY back in our dimension, we teleported to different dimensions and lost Sarah's tail, but we got lost ourselves... Now we're stuck here...
Travis: Sarah Octavius? She's the Leader of the RTY now? Wow... The last time I saw her, she was just a child.
Desti: You met Sarah back when you were a punk?
Travis: I did actually, she was just a very small child, she was like 6 maybe? She was a very enthusiastic kid.
Desti: Hmm... She didn't seem like the kind of girl who would commit mass murders...
Travis: MASS MURDERS? Jesus Christ, she really has changed...
Desti: Anyway, do remember Envy?
Travis: Of course I do! We were-
Envy: In a gang together, those were good times...
Travis: Envious! You're here! How have you been, man?
Envy: I've been... Having mental health issues... I'm both a father and a grandfather now! This is Ash, my daughter, this is David, my adoptive son, and this is Samantha, my granddaughter!
David: G'Day, mate!
Ash: Hi~
Samantha: *Clapping joyfully* Hahahaha! Baa Bo Bo!
Travis: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Envy: Anyway, Big Tractor. We need your help on getting us out of here, do you still know anything about science?
Travis: I'm sorry, Envy. But it's just not in me anymore...
David: Mate, I can help ya' with that!
Travis: Wait, really?
David: Yeah! I can put the machines together and you can do the controlling!
Travis: That's a great idea, David! Let's do it! Alright, everyone out! We're going to need a lot of room for this...
(Everyone except David leaves)
David: Right. Let's get to business, mate...
(The camera cuts to Envy and the gang with "3 Hours later" on the bottom left of the screen)
David: Okay, everyone. It's done!
(Everyone walks back into the room to see a giant machine)
David: Beautiful, isn't it?
Ash: Wow...
Freddy: I want to make love to that machine...
Ash: *Slaps Freddy in the face* What is wrong with you?
Freddy: Sorry...
Travis: Before you guys go back to your original dimension, you need to know a little bit more about your opponent, Sarah. So for this test, I'm going to need a volunteer, when that volunteer is chosen, they will step into this machine and then the machine will teleport themself to Sarah's bed, the one place where all of her weaknesses are hidden... So... Who wants to volunteer?
Ash: I volunteer *Points at Freddy* Freddy!
Freddy: Shit...
Travis: Alright, Freddy. Step into the machine.
(Freddy steps into the machine)
Travis: This will not hurt, but you MIGHT shrink...
Freddy: Wait... SHRINK!?!
Travis: It MAY or MAY NOT happen... *Hands Freddy a device* Here's a communication device so we know that you're okay... 
Freddy: Alright, thanks.
Travis: If you want to return, send me a signal and I'll send you back here. Good luck!
(Travis pushes a button to make Freddy teleport, Freddy teleports into Sarah's stomach, it turns out that he had shrank while he teleported)
Freddy: What... What the... W-W-WHAT THE FUCK!?! OW!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
Travis: Freddy! Are you alright? What's going on?
Freddy: I'M INSIDE OF SARAH'S STOMACH!!!
Travis: What? How did this happen?! The machine says that you teleported onto Sarah's bed! Wait... Sarah must of been on the bed... You teleported directly to where Sarah's stomach was! You must of shrank while you teleported!
Freddy: Get me out! It burns!
Travis: I-I-I can't! It won't let me!
Freddy: AHHH!!! Ahhh... Ah... Oh... Actually... This feels... Kind of nice...
Travis: Freddy... What the fuck are you talking about?
Freddy: I have an idea. What if I stayed inside of Sarah's stomach until she says a few things about herself? Maybe a few personal things about herself... Maybe she'll reveal another plan that we didn't know about...
Travis: Hmm... If you want to escape, get her to throw up and then give me a signal so I can teleport you back, it only works if you are not inside Sarah's stomach...
Freddy: Got it!
(The camera cuts to Sarah sleeping on her bed, her belly gently and quietly gurgles as her belly inflates and deflates as she breathes)
Sarah's stomach: Glrrug... Glorsh... Blorrrp... Grrlg...
(The camera cuts to Ash and Envy, who are snuggling with each other)
Envy: This is nice.
Ash: Yeah.
Envy: Desti and I used to do this all of the time.
Ash: Say... Where is Desti?
(The camera cuts to Desti walking through Travis' facility)
Desti: Damn, Big Tray. You still have memories of us back when we were in high school together... Oh, look! There's Envy and Flayn! Man... Flayn, you were awesome, it's a shame that you died...
(Francis appears behind Desti)
Francis: Hello, Desti...
Desti: Huh? *Turns her head to see Francis* FRANCIS!?!
Francis: I know, I know... I'm alive even though I shouldn't be...
Desti: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WANT DO YOU WANT!?!
Francis: I'm not here to hurt you, Desti. I'm here to tell you about Sarah Octavius' plan. She's looking for you, Desti... And she won't stop until she finds you and gets you onto her side... I've changed... I've changed...
Desti: You and me are gonna fight. C'MON, LET'S GO!!!
Francis: I hate anime.
Desti: What?
Francis: That's right, I've changed. If I could just explain everything-
Desti: NO! AFTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME, I HAD TO SUFFER FOR MANY, MANY, MANY FUCKING YEARS! I'M AFRAID OF BIRDS NOW, FUCKING BIRDS BECAUSE OF YOU! *Punches a hole through the wall next to her* RAAAH!!! *Tearing up* And I couldn't see my friend Meggy anymore...
(Desti collapses onto her knees and starts crying)
Francis: Aw... Please don't cry, Desti... *Tearing up* I had spent 20 years in prison because of what I did, I regretted what I did to SMG4 and his gang, I never meant to kill you, Desti... I told stupid-ass Sephiroth to kill someone, ANYONE... But he chose you... I had to go with it or else I would look like a fool, so I acted like that I didn't care... I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry that I killed you...
(Francis hugs Desti, crying into Desti's shoulder)
Desti: *Hugging Francis while crying* I forgive you... I forgive you...
(Desti and Francis hug each other, crying into each other's shoulders for a few minutes. The camera cuts back to Travis, with Freddy still inside of Sarah's stomach)
Travis: Freddy, you've been in there for an hour now... You should get out of there...
Freddy: *Relaxing* No... No... Let me stay just for a couple more hours... When she wakes up, I'll let you know...
Travis: You must be high on something. You will die if you don't get out of there...
Freddy: *Relaxing* Hmm... Dead...
Travis: Right, that's it! I'm getting you out of there!
(Travis presses multiple buttons to try and get Freddy out of Sarah's stomach, nothing works)
Travis: Fuck!
(The camera cuts to Sarah)
Sarah: *Wakes up* Mph...
Octin (In the background, drunk): SARAH!!!
Sarah: *Jumps out of fear* AH!
(The camera cuts to the inside of Sarah's stomach, everything jumps and moves around)
Freddy: *Moving around* Oh, fuck!
(The camera cuts back to Sarah)
Sarah: Octin?
(Octin walks into Sarah's room, drunk)
Octin (Drunk): Oh. H-H-Hey, sis!
(The camera cuts to Freddy)
Freddy: Octin?
(The camera cuts back to Sarah and Octin)
Sarah: Really?
(Sarah shoves unidentified drugs down Octin's throat, Octin stops acting drunk)
Octin: Sis, what the fuck was that for?
Sarah: You were drunk, I'm NOT talking to you when you're drunk, okay?
Octin: Why did Octavia have to go so soon in such a horrible way?... That inky son of a bitch will get what he fucking deserves!
Sarah: Oh, yes he will... Kill him, Octin. Go to his house and kill him...
Octin: I don't know, sis. I would get into a lot of trouble if I killed him...
Sarah: *Comes close to Octin and stares at him, her eyes turn red* You want to make Octavia proud, right? I say kill him. Kill him with this gun...
(Sarah hands Octin an Octo Shot)
Octin: *Brainwashed* I will kill Squid' for you, Octavia...
(Octin leaves Sarah's room, the camera cuts to Freddy)
Freddy: Holy shit... Travis, get me out of here! Sarah had just done something terrible!
Travis: Quick! Get Sarah to throw up!
(The camera cuts to Sarah)
Sarah's stomach: Grrr... Gurrolg...
Sarah: Oh no... 
(Sarah throws up, offscreen. Freddy escapes from Sarah's stomach)
Freddy: Now!
(Travis presses a button, bringing Freddy back to his place)
Freddy: Oh, it worked! I'm alive!
Travis: Ash! Envy! Get in here!
(Envy and Ash come to Travis)
Ash: Freddy!
Freddy: Ash!
(Ash and Freddy hug each other)
Ash: Are you alright?
Freddy: I feel much better now that you're here~
(Ash and Freddy kiss each other, Ash then starts to feel pain in her stomach)
Ash: OW! AH! What's happening to me?
(Ash falls to the ground in pain)
Ash: AH!
Envy: Ash, sweetheart! Are you okay?
Ash: No...
Aramba: She might have that virus that had just been spreading around Jeevan a few minutes ago...
Travis: Wait, there's a virus?
Aramba: Yeah, it had just started spreading a few minutes ago... It looks like that it only affects females... The males aren't responding to the virus as much as the females...
David: I'll have to check on you later, sis... It's probably not that virus...
Travis: I returned Freddy back to here because Sarah did something apparently... What did Sarah do, Freddy?
Freddy: It's very bad! Sarah just convinced Octin to go and kill a young Inkling boy named Squidwin!
Envy: Oh, no... We have to go back and stop him! Travis, take us back to our dimension!
Travis: Alright, but we need into go to the middle of the woods to do that.
Envy: Why?
Travis: We need wide open space for the machine to work! Now let's go!
(Everyone leave the room as the camera cuts to the next scene)
== Scene 7: Octin's Massacre ==
(The camera cuts to Octin leaving The RTY Pyramid, looking much more serious than he was when he first got the RTY Pyramid, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a gun, he licks it and puts it back into his pocket)
Octin: A young blue Inkling is going to die tonight... He will get what he fucking deserves...
(Octin walks down a dark alleyway, a big Inkling man gets in Octin's way and tries to mug him)
Street Inkling #1: Give me your money, Octoling!
Octin: No... How about you give me *Pulls out his gun from his pocket* YOUR money?
Street Inkling #1: *Bursts out laughing* What are you going to do to me with that piece of shit, huh?
(The Inkling laughs at Octin)
Street Inkling #1: Okay, let's rap this-
(Octin shoots the Inkling in the head, killing him instantly, the Inkling falls to the ground with ink pouring everywhere)
Octin: "Kill you" is what I'll do...
Street Inkling #2: Hey! That was our leader!
Street Inkling #3: Yeah! You're going to pay for what you've done!
Octin: *Pointing his gun at the Inklings* Do you want to end up like your dumb-ass leader over there?
The Inklings: No...
Octin: Then get out of my way...
(Octin walks away from the dead Inkling and goes deeper into the alleyway, the camera cuts to Envy and the gang rushing in the middle of the woods to find a good location to place their teleportation machine)
Envy: Come on! Move your asses! We have to stop Octin before it's too late!
Freddy: We're trying our best, Envy!
Ash: *In pain* Ow... I can't... Run anymore... *Moans in pain* OW! MY STOMACH! IT HURTS!
Desti: Ash! Are you okay?
Ash: No... Oh... My head...
(Ash falls to the ground)
Freddy & Desti: Ash!
Ash: *Coughs* I don't feel too good...
Envy: What the fuck happened?
Ash: *Coughs* I fell... *Coughs* I think that I have that virus, which just spread...
Desti: Ash! Your skin is pale!
Ash: *Looks at her hands* Oh, wow... My yellow skin... It's gone!
Envy: Well, now we know that your yellow skin is a sign that you're healthy.
Ash: Ow...
Travis: Guys, c'mon! I found a place where we can set up!
Envy: Good! Where abouts?
Travis: *Pointing* Right over there!
(The camera pans to a flat and grassy area that has no trees)
Envy: Perfect! Let's set up!
Travis: Alright...
(Travis pulls the teleportation machine out from his cloak while going against the laws of physics and places itself onto the field)
Desti: How did you do that?
Travis: Ah! A magician NEVER reveals his secrets...
(Desti pulls an annoyed looking face at Travis with her arms crossed)
Travis: Okay, fine. I disabled the collisions on the machine and then disabled its physics...
Desti: By using what?
Travis: *Pulls out the iconic Garry's Mod Tool Gun from his pocket* This.
Envy & Desti: Wait, you still have the Tool Gun?
(Envy and Desti look at each other)
Desti: We're getting good at this.
Envy: I know, right?
(Envy and Desti look back at Travis)
Travis: Of course I do! If I lost it, I would do anything to get it back!
Desti: Travis, I told you to destroy that thing many years ago!
Travis: I was going to, but... I... Just didn't want to... I mean, why would I destroy the most complex object in the known multiver-
(Suddenly, loud rumbling sneaks the camera, the rumbling gets closer and closer)
Envy, Travis & Desti: Oh... No...
Ash: *Weakly* W-W-What is it?
Envy, Travis & Desti: It's... Him...
(The rumbling gets closer and closer, it was a Giant Colossal Crab, he was hunting for Inklings and Octolings)
Giant Colossal Crab: Hello, down there...
Travis: Stay away from us! *Pulls out a crucifix from his pocket* The power of Christ compels you!
Giant Colossal Crab: Well, well, well... If it isn't little Travis...
Desti: Stay away from him! And stay away from us!
Giant Colossal Crab: Oh, Desti... Shouldn't you be dead just like the rest of my meals?
Desti: You killed more people? Oh, well. That's just great!
Envy: Travis! We don't have time for this shit, let's go!
Giant Colossal Crab: Hi, Envy!
(The Giant Colossal Crab "Crushes" Envy by slamming his giant claw onto him)
Giant Colossal Crab: Bye, Envy!
Ash: DADDY!!!
Giant Colossal Crab: Say "Hi" to the rest of the Inklings that I killed!
Desti: ENVY!
Giant Colossal Crab: *Imitating Desti* "ENVY!!!" *Normal voice* That's what the sound of a total pussy sounds like when she's crying about a NOW DEAD friend! Ha ha! Don't be so dramatic, Envy was a little piece of autistic shit anyway! Ha ha ha ha!
(Envy appears from behind the Giant Colossal Crab)
Envy: Oh, my... This "Envy Guy" definitely sounds like a "Little piece of autistic shit" alright... Luckily, he's so dead that he won't be able to hear what this ginormous fucker over here has to say about him...
Ash: Daddy! You're alive!
Envy: Of course I'm alive! After all, I have immortality. Remember?
Giant Colossal Crab: You've got to be shitting on me right now...
Desti: *Imitating the Giant Colossal Crab* "You've got to be shitting on me right now" *Normal voice* That's what the sound of a ginormous fat bastard with claws sounds like when he gets owned! Ha ha!
(Everyone bursts out laughing)
Giant Colossal Crab: *Angrily* GET IN MY BELLY!!!
(The Giant Colossal Crab picks up Ash and Desti)
Desti: HEY! LET US GO!
Ash: I'm too sick to scream...
Giant Colossal Crab: Hi, girls!
(The Giant Colossal Crab flings Ash and Desti in the air, they both fall into the Crab's mouth, the Giant Colossal Crab closes his mouth shut and swallows)
Giant Colossal Crab: Bye, girls!
Envy: ASH! DESTI! NO!!!
Giant Colossal Crab: Ah... Yummy, yummy in my tummy!
Travis: *Angrily* I don't believe what I just saw... What the FUCK did you just do?!
Giant Colossal Crab: I killed them!
Envy: SPIT THEM OUT NOW, YOU BIG, FAT, STUPID BASTARD!!!
Giant Colossal Crab: Uh... NO! I killed them! They're dead!
???: No, YOU'RE dead...
(A tall and thick tree starts to fall down, the Giant Colossal Crab turns his head to see the very tall and thick tree that is about to fall on him, the tree falls on him, killing him instantly)
Travis: Holy shit. That tree killed him!
David: I don't even need to check his pulse, mate. He's definitely dead...
Freddy: Where did that tree come from?
(The camera pans to where the very tall and thick tree came from, the camera then zooms in on two figures that are cloaked)
???: Hello, boys~
Envy: Do I know you two?
???: Don't worry about that. Shouldn't you guys be worried about your friends?
Envy, Freddy, David & Travis: OH, SHIT! ASH! DESTI!
(The gang runs over to the dead Crab to see if Ash and Desti are still alive)
Envy: *Panicked* Well. What are you waiting for, David?
David: What?
Envy: Cut him open! Save Ash and Desti!
David: Mate, I don't know Crab biology!
Envy: *Panicked* MPH!... Can you two help us?
???: Of course we can.
(One of the cloaked figures comes up to the dead Crab and puts their ear on the dead Crab's "Stomach")
???: *Moving their ear around to different places of the dead Crab's "Stomach"* No... No... No... Not here... Not there... Aha! There it is!
(The first cloaked figure slices the dead Crab's "Stomach" open, Ash and Desti come out with digestive juices all over their bodies)
Desti: *Gasps for air* OH!... OH!... AH!...
Freddy: Babe! You're okay!
Ash: *Weakly* Aw, man... The fun is over...
Envy: Ash! Desti! You're alive!
(Envy runs up to hug Desti, but Desti has an autistic meltdown)
Desti: *Having an autistic meltdown* NIIIIAAAH!!! UGH!!! AHH!!!
(Desti covers her ears with her hands and starts crying)
Envy: What the fuck? Are you okay, Desti?
Desti: NO! I'M NOT "OKAY", ENVY! I HAD JUST BEEN EATEN BY A GIANT CRAB! THIS IS TOO OVERWHELMING FOR ME!!!
(Desti begins to jump and flap her hands while crying)
Envy: Desti... Are you autistic?
Desti: YES? NO? MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW! I WAS NEVER DIAGNOSED!
(Desti drops to her knees and continues crying, Ash comes up to Desti and hugs her)
Ash: It's alright, Desti. I'm here for you... I'm here for you...
Desti: *Calms down* Oh... *Sighs* I'm so sorry, guys. I haven't had a meltdown like this since I was 14. Getting eaten by that Crab was just so overwhelming for me, that's all... I went to see someone about my meltdowns, but they never gave me a proper diagnosis...
David: Maybe when we get back, I can diagnose you, Desti.
Travis: Speaking of "Getting back"...
(Travis points at the teleportation machine)
Travis: Shall we?
Envy: Yes! Let's go!
???: Can me and my good friend over here come with you?
Envy: Might I ask who you are first?
Isabella: It's me, Isabella... Remember, Envy?
Envy: Nice try, "Isabella". I know A LOT of Inklings and Octolings named "Isabella". You won't fool me...
(The first cloaked figure takes their cloak off, revealing their true identity to be the Team Killer Ink Leader)
Isabella: Hello, Envy... Hello, Desti...
Envy: ISABELLA!?! How are you alive?
Isabella: There's no time to explain, your friend is in a lot of danger, we have to head back into your dimension to stop him from whatever he's about to do. Now let's go!
(The camera cuts to Francis, who is hiding behind a tree, watching Desti, the gang and the two cloaked figures)
Francis: *Sighs in relief* Desti's safe... What am I going to tell Sarah though?... Eh... I'll think of something...
(Francis opens a portal that leads back to the RTY Pyramid and leaves)
Travis: Okay, everyone hop in!
(Everyone walks into the teleportation machine)
Travis: Is everyone ready?
Everyone: Yes!
(Travis presses a red button that sets off the machine in 10 seconds and runs straight into the machine, the machine fades away as it teleports. The camera cuts to the inside of The ASDF Fortress where the teleportation machine fades into the area as it teleports into the Fortress, everyone hops out of the machine)
Freddy: Oh, finally! We're home!
Envy: David, I want you to take Ash and Desti into the one of the medical rooms! Freddy, I want you to be by Ash's side, she's very sick and she could die! Travis, I want you and Isabella to come with me, we're going to stop Octin from what he's doing! Go! Go! Go!
(Everyone obeys Envy and heads into their positions, the camera cuts to Envy)
Envy: I just hope that Octin isn't up to no good...
(The camera cuts to Octin walking down a street with his gun, he looks at a photograph of Squidwin's house and looks back at a house that looks exactly like Squidwin's house)
Octin: There it is... I've got you now, motherfucker...
(Octin breaks into the house and starts trashing the place by smashing windows, breaking door knobs, throwing pictures of Squid Boy's deceased father at the walls of the house and then urinating on Squid Boy's possessions and personal belongings)
Octin: *Talking to a picture of Squid Boy's deceased father* Look at what I'm going to do to your son, I'm going to send him to you! You did a very SHITTY JOB at raising your son, too bad that you died... NOW FUCKING SUCK IT!!!
(Octin throws the picture out of the window in anger, Squidwin enters the house)
Squid Boy: Oh... My... Goodness... What happened to my house?! It has been completely trashed!
Octin: THERE YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
Squid Boy: Octin?...
Octin: Oh, you remember me...
Squid Boy: What are you doing here? And why did you trash my house?
Octin: This is revenge for what you did to me!
Squid Boy: What did I ever do to you?
Octin: YOU KILLED MY SISTER!!!
Squid Boy: Your sister?... Wait... That big Octoling lady was your sister?!
Octin: Did you just call my dead sister "Big"?!
Squid Boy: Oh no...
Octin: *Points his gun at Squidwin* Say "Goodnight", Squid Boy! And say "Hello" to my sister and your father for me!
Squid Boy: *Hesitantly* Oh... Crap...
(The camera cuts to Envy, Travis and Isabella arrive that the scene, but it was already too late. There were police cars and policemen everywhere)
Envy: Shit! We're too late!
Isabella: There are police cars everywhere... This "Octin" guy was definitely wanted for many years...
Envy: He was meant to be the Head Colonel of the Colonel Octarian Forces because his sister died, but now it looks like that someone else will have to take his place...
Isabella: Who do you think that it should be?
Envy: That's not important right now, we better go and check to see if there are any survivors.
(Envy, Travis and Isabella rush to the scene of the crime where the bodies of seven Inklings are at the house)
Envy: Damn... Octin got them good...
Travis: *Checks Squid Boy's pulse* He's definitely dead.
Isabella: No shit, "Sherlock".
Travis: *Annoyed* Mph...
Envy: If we head down to the police station and convince everyone that Octin had a good motivation, they'll release him.
Isabella: And if we don't?
(The camera zooms into Envy's face)
Envy: He'll end up just like his sister...
== Scene 8: Two Friends Reunited ==
(The camera cuts to Ash and David in the Medical room, Ash is being examined by David)
David: Breathe in.
(Ash breathes in)
David: Breathe out.
(Ash breathes out)
David: Breathe in.
(Ash breathes in)
David: Breathe out.
(Ash breathes out)
David: Alright... I'm going to listen to your chest now. Is that okay with you?
Ash: Of course.
(David puts his stethoscope on Ash's chest to listen)
David: *Listening to Ash's three hearts* Hmm... Okay... Okay...
Ash: Is everything alright?
David: Your heart activity is quite unusual, Ash. One of your hearts is pumping ink slower than usual, one of your hearts is pumping ink faster than usual and your third heart is not sounding too good... You might have that virus that spread in that dimension...
Ash: Oh no!
David: I said that you MIGHT have it, that doesn't mean that you DO have it.
Ash: Oh... Continue then.
David: I'm going to listen to your digestive activity now. Is that okay with you?
Ash: Oh, yeah. That's okay with me!
(David puts his stethoscope onto Ash's belly to listen to all four of her stomachs)
David: Hmm... Okay... Okay... Here, sip on some of this juice. I need to listen to how your first stomach processes the juice.
(David hands Ash a cup of juice, Ash drinks the juice)
David: Oh, my goodness...
Ash: How is it?
David: Not too good...
Ash: Is something wrong?
David: Yes. Your digestive system sounds like that it's trying really hard to fight something off.
Ash: Isn't that normal?
David: In most cases, yes. But in your case, no... Your small intestine, your large intestine and all four of your stomachs should not be fighting this hard.
Ash: So that's why I've been feeling intense pain inside my belly...
David: That would explain it, yes.
Ash: So... Are you finished?
David: Not yet, now I've got to get samples of your DNA.
(David pulls out a small and empty urine sample container)
Ash: I have to-
David: Yes, in there...
Ash: *Unzips her jeans* Okay then... No looking!
David: I'm a doctor, Ash. I have to look... I have to look to make sure that everything functions correctly.
Ash: Alright...
(Ash turns away from the camera and urinates into the urine sample container, she then zips her jeans back up and hands back the urine container to David. David sticks the urine sample into a slot, which is apart of his massive computer, then he starts his test by typing in advanced code. Desti walks into David's lab)
Desti: Hey, uh... David? Are my test results in yet?
David: Did you take my online test?
Desti: Yes.
David: Well, I'll check.
(David uses his right hand to type on the other computer that was next to him to check Desti's autism test results)
Desti: How are you using two computers at once?
David: I'm ambidextrous.
Desti: Right.
(David gets Desti's autism test results by scrolling through his files)
David: This will only be a minute, Ash.
Ash: Okay.
David: Okay, Desti. I have your results. You scored at 53.8%...
Ash: Holy... Fishsticks...
Desti: Man... What was Ash's results from when she was a baby?
David: She scored at 57.3% at the age of 4.
Ash: Desti, we scored at almost the same level of autism on our autism tests!
Desti: Girl, we have a lot in common!
Ash: Hey, uh... David? Did my test results come in yet?
David: I think that they have, let's check.
(David goes to his computer to check Ash's test results)
David: Okay, Ash. Your test results have come in...
Ash: Well?
David: It's not good... You're positive...
Ash: What?
David: I'm sorry... This virus is very deadly and it could be fatal for some people, your immune system is quite weak for someone your size and age... You're going to die, Ash...
(Ash begins crying into Desti's shoulder)
Desti: There has to be some sort of cure to this virus, right?
David: I know nothing about this virus, I'm afraid that there's no cure...
Ash: *In tears* How long do I have left?
David: I don't know yet, Ash. But it could be any day from now...
(The camera cuts to Freddy, who is eavesdropping on Ash, David and Desti)
Freddy: Ash is going to die?... *Tearing up* No...
(Freddy runs away, the camera cuts back to Ash, David and Desti)
David: But, I could come up with a cure to your virus.
Ash: *Sniffs* Really?
David: But however, it may take a couple of days to make... You'll be dead by then...
(Ash looks down at the ground with tears in her eyes)
Ash: I'm going to die...
(Suddenly, Envy, Travis and Isabella come crashing into David's lab, destroying priceless technology. Freddy enters the now destroyed lab, with a box of tissues)
Freddy: *Weakly, from crying* What just happened here?
David: *Looking at his destroyed lab* That's the third time this week that this has happened to me...
Ash: *With tears in her eyes* Dad! I'm going to die!
Envy: What?! How?!
Ash: *With tears in her eyes* I have that virus, which spread in Travis' dimension... There's no cure...
David: It's "Travis", sis.
Envy: Oh, sweetie... I lost my mother, I lost YOUR mother, I lost my girlfriend and I lost your sister. I don't want you to go too!
Ash: I don't have very long either... I don't want to die!
(Ash comes up to Envy and hugs him tightly, crying into his shoulder)
Envy: It's going to be okay, Ash... You'll be fine... You'll be fine... I hope...
Freddy: That's why that I was crying like a wimp, I overheard your conversation with David, Ash... It really frightened me...
Ash: I'm sorry, Freddy. But there's nothing that I can do about it...
(Ash and Freddy hug each other)
David: Anyway... WHY DID YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME CRASHING INTO MY LAB!?! WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU JUST HAD TO DESTROY 19 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF TECHNOLOGY!?! Whoa... I'm sorry, guys. I haven't really yelled like this before...
Envy: It's bad, David... Octin got to Squid' and... Killed him...
David: Oh no! Octy'!
Envy: And then he shot Squid's mother, a random Inkling on the street and a least five of his friends. They all died...
David: Shit... I didn't think that Octy' was capable of something like murder!
Envy: Well. Surprise! Surprise! He's now in jail...
David: We've got to get him out of there, he won't last long in a horrible place like prison!
Envy: That's why we crashed into your lab, son! We need you guys to help us bail him out of prison!
David: Well, let's go then!
Envy: Ash, are you well enough to come or are you feeling too sick?
Ash: I'll go! *She puts on a surgical mask that has the "Splatoon" logo on it* Octin needs me! He needs all of us!
Envy: Okay, gang. Let's head out!
(Everyone except Desti rush outside)
Desti: You guys go, me and "Miss Hoodie Lover" over here need to have a discussion.
???: What?
(Desti drags the second cloaked figure into a room and then slaps the door behind her. Desti and the second cloaked figure stare at each other for 2 seconds)
Desti: Alright, Missy. Cut the shit, tell me who you are...
???: You're just going to have to guess, Desti. Because I'm not telling you.
Desti: Take off the hood...
???: Good one, but that won't work.
Desti: What's under that hood? A sad little girl who has social issues?
???: *Rudely* What's up that butt of yours? A lot of stuff to snort in the afternoon?
Desti: *Rudely* The "Cocaine" is probably more valuable than your ugly-ass hairpiece.
???: *Rudely* What kind of shampoo do you use? Because it smells like that you've just died.
Desti: *Rudely* Well, maybe I did, I was brought back to life and now I'm here talking to some rude-ass Inkling who knows nothing but hiding!
???: *Angrily* At least my life wasn't taken away by some oversized fat green nerdy lizard!
(Desti slaps the second cloaked figure in the face)
Desti: *Angrily* Keep that lizard's name out your fucking mouth!
???: OW! Man... You have a strong slap...
Desti: Wait a minute... You're not like the others... You kind of remind me of someone that I lost a few years ago... *Touches the second cloaked figure's face* You're someone that I know...
???: You're getting closer.
Desti: You are an Inkling...
???: Though, I was Inkling, but then I was turned into a human. After all, you were there... Just not alive...
Desti: *Remembering the 1st Anime War* No... You can't be her... You... You were killed by Francis! Right?
???: You weren't alive to see what happened, Desti... I lived, but I came back "Looking different"...
(Desti loses her cool with the second cloaked figure and pushes her against a wall)
Desti: *With her face turning purple from anger* CUT YOUR SHIT! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT MEGGY! SHE DIED YEARS AGO! HER BODY WAS CREMATED AND THEN SCATTERED ACROSS THE OCEAN OF OCTO VALLEY! TELL ME WHO YOU REALLY ARE OR ELSE I WILL *Her eyes turn blue from her Dark-Star form trying to take over* GRAB YOUR ARMS, RIP THEM OFF OF YOUR BODY AND THEN SHOVE THEM UP YOUR SMALL ASS!!!
???: DESTI! I'M MEGGY!
(The second cloaked figure takes off her hood, revealing herself to be Meggy Spletzer, indicating that she was telling the truth)
Meggy: See?
Desti: *Eyes turn back to normal* Meggy?...
Meggy: That's right, Desti. I'm alive...
(Meggy and Desti stare and smile at each other for 10 seconds, they both hug each other)
== Scene 9: Things Get Worse ==
(The scene changes to Envy and the gang, who are with Octin after they bailed him out of prison)
Octin: Thanks for bailing me out, guys...
Envy: Octin, what the fuck were you thinking?
Octin: I had a reason to kill him! He killed my sister!
Envy: I could of arrested him for what he did to you. But no, you just so happen to have taken things into your own hands!
Octin: Then why didn't you arrest him?
Envy: Why didn't you tell me his location? You knew where he lived! I could of came over to his house and then arrested him! So why didn't you tell me his address?
Octin: I wanted to make sure that he paid for his crime...
Envy: That's Octy'!
Octin: Hehe...
Meggy: You guys can keep going, I'll go a different way.
Isabella: Yeah, me too.
(Meggy and Isabella walk down an alleyway, the camera pans over to Travis, who was waiting for Envy and his gang)
Travis: Hey, Octin!
Octin: Hey, Travis! Good to see you again!
Envy: Travis, we're going to head back to our base. We may need your help with Ash's illness and we may need your intelligence to defeat Sarah Octavius.
Travis: Okay, I'll pack my things, then I'll help Ash with her illness and then you guys with your mission!
Everyone: Yeah!
???: Hey, Travis! What's your favorite kind of vodka?
Travis: *Turns his head* What the fuck?
???: Mine's "Bullet"! So long, fucka'!
(The unidentified individual aims a gun at Travis and takes a shot to his head, offscreen)
Envy & Desti: TRAVIS!
???: Oh, wait! I forgot to mention that I was going to kill you!
(Desti goes to Travis' body to see if he was still alive, Travis' head being offscreen)
Desti: David?!
David: *Shocked from what he witnessed* I don't even need to check his pulse... He's definitely dead...
Desti: WHO ARE YOU!?! WHY DID YOU KILL MY BEST FRIEND!?!
Envy: *Rudely, to Desti* I'm right here...
???: Heh... Knew that he couldn't handle my powerful suppressed 9mm desert eagle!
Desti: SHOW YOURSELF, NOW!
(The unidentified individual steps out from the shadowy area, revealing himself)
Envy: DEMONITE!
Desti: You know this sick fuck?!
Envy: You damn right I do! He's my brother!
Demonite: Your dead friend over there was weak! Now he's in Hell because of his lack of strength. What a pussy!
(Demonite laughs, Desti snaps at Demonite, she grabs Demonite and pushes him against a brick wall)
Desti: You better give one good reason on why you just killed one of my best friends or else I will KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Demonite: That son of a bitch "Big Tray" attacked my mother and then sent me straight to Hell for no reason when he was a teenager!
Desti: Don't you fucking lie!
Envy: He's not lying... He really did that...
Desti: He did?
Envy: Yes, and I'm glad that he listened to me...
Demonite: Wait... You told Travis to attack our mother? You bastard!
Envy: Yes, brother... I did... I really hated our mother, she was a monster...
Demonite: Well, why didn't you say anything? Now I feel terrible! I just took an innocent life for no reason! My boss won't be very happy with me...
Ash: Hey, guys?...
Envy & Desti: *Turns to Ash* WHAT!?!
Ash: I don't feel too good...
(Ash collapses to the ground)
Envy & Desti: Ash!
Demonite: *Sarcastically* Oh no...
David: I'll help ya', mate!
Octin: Take her to the Med Bay, now!
Desti: What about Travis?
Octin: Fuck him! He's already dead! Just leave him here!
(Everyone rushes to The ASDF Fortress. The camera cuts to Sarah, who is with Francis)
Sarah: You let her get away?!
Francis: I'm sorry, Ms. Octavius. I couldn't bring myself to justice.
Sarah: Your job was to bring Desti to me! And you messed that up!
Francis: Now, hang on a minute. You also wanted me to give you advice about wiping out races.
Sarah: Oh, yeah... I did...
Francis: So?...
Sarah: You know what? I don't need your advice, I already have everything planned.
Francis: Huh... Well, I better get going then.
(Sarah blocks Francis' path)
Sarah: Not so fast...
Francis: Huh?
Sarah: You know everything about my plans... I can't have you go out there and then tell everyone, can I?...
Francis: What are you talking about?
Sarah: I'm afraid that I will have to make you shut your mouth about my plans... Permanently...
(Sarah puts her hands onto Francis' neck and begins to strangle him)
Francis: *Chocking* What are you doing to me?
Sarah: *Strangling Francis* Killing you of course.
Francis: *Chocking* No! It doesn't have to end this way!
Sarah: *Strangling Francis* I'm afraid that it does, lizard boy...
(Sarah strangles Francis for 5 seconds, Francis falls to the ground and dies)
Sarah: Great... How am I going to get rid of this body?
(The camera cuts to Ogordo, who was recording Francis' murder on his iPhone)
Sarah (Offscreen): I know!
Ogordo: Oh... My... God...
(Suddenly, Sarah takes out a circular saw and makes very loud noises, along with some loud gory noises, all of this happens offscreen)
Ogordo: Holy shit!
Sarah (Offscreen): There we go.
Ogordo: That's a gruesome way to go...
Sarah: Ogordo! Get your butt over here!
Ogordo: Oh boy...
Sarah: Oh, you're already here... Give me your phone.
Ogordo: Why?
Sarah: Just give it here!
(Ogordo hands his iPhone to Sarah)
Sarah: Thank you.
(Ogordo's iPhone turns into a brandless smartphone)
Sarah: What the Hell?
Ogordo's Phone: I am terribly sorry, madam. But, you are villain/antagonist. We cannot let you use this product for bad intentions or plotting evil plans. We like to be associated with "Good", and not "Evil". Thank you for understanding.
Sarah: Oh yeah...
Ogordo's Phone: If you wish to continue, please press and hold the power button for the next 5 seconds.
(Sarah follows the instructions)
Ogordo's Phone: Thank you for talking to Ogordo's Phone.
(Sarah walks down a nearby hallway, where we see Meggy, who is tied up)
Meggy: MPH! MPH!
Sarah: *Evilly* There, there... It will all be over soon... Just wait until that precious little friend of yours comes over here and tries to get you back...
(The camera cuts to The ASDF Fortress' Med Room where Envy and the gang rush in to help Ash, who is pale white due to her sickness)
Ash: *Weakly* Oh...
Envy: Don't worry, Ash! We're going to help you!
Ash: *Weakly* Oh... Guys... I feel like that I'm going to die...
Freddy: Babe, don't say that! You're making me feel worried!
Envy: You're going to live! You hear me?!
Ash: *Weakly* Oh...
Desti: *To Demonite* Don't just stand there, do something!
Demonite: Well, what should I do? Fuck everything up? Because when it comes to medical shit, I'm very good at doin' that!
Envy: David! Get the machines running!
David: You destroyed those machines...
Envy: Shit!
Desti: What are we going to do? Ash is going to die!
Ash: *Weakly* I can't feel my belly...
(Desti places her ear onto Ash's belly to listen, she hears nothing)
Desti: There's nothing!
Envy: What do you mean?
Desti: I hear no activity inside her stomach!
Envy: That's not good.
Desti: Oh no... Next is her hearts!
Envy: Oh, shit!
Demonite: Wait, "Hearts"?
Octin: Female Octolings have three hearts.
Demonite: Who?
Octin: "Who"?
Demonite: No. "Who" the fuck asked?
(Octin pulls out an UNO Reverse Card on Demonite)
Octin: No.
Demonite: Grr! You're more powerful than I thought... You've earned my respect.
Ash: *Weakly* My chest feels funny...
Desti: That can't be good!
Envy: David?!
David: I'm sorry, mate. There's nothing else that I can do.
Envy: WHAT!?!
Ash: *Weakly* What?...
David: *Tearing up* Ash only has 5 minutes left to live.
Freddy: *Hugs Ash* No!
Desti: Ash!
Envy: Sweetheart!
(Everyone, except Demonite, gives Ash a big hug)
Ash: I'm going to miss you, guys.
Desti: We don't want you to go, Ash! We love you too much!
Envy: You're my only daughter left! I already lost one, I don't want to lose another one!
Freddy: You're my favorite girlfriend, Ash! I love you!
David: You are a great and loving family member.
Octin: You were always there for us when we needed you the most.
Ash: *Tearing up* Aww! Thanks guys! I love you all! Bring it in!
(Everyone hugs each other tighter)
Ash: You guys were like family to me, I'm going to miss you all... I'll see you in Heaven.
(Ash closes her eyes with a smile on her face and dies, the heart rate monitor makes a long "Beep" noise, telling everyone that Ash had passed away)
David: She's gone...
(Freddy whimpers and hugs Ash's corpse)
Desti: No...
Envy: Oh, Ash... You were my last daughter...
David: She was a good sister to me.
(Envy gets angry and snaps)
Envy: That's it! We're going to attack Sarah! She crossed the line! She ended the life of my daughter, who was The ASDF Leader! We're going to stop her!
Desti: Who's going to take Ash's place?
Envy: For now, you will.
(Desti hugs Ash's corpse with tears coming down from her eyes)
Desti: I'm going to miss you...
(Suddenly, Desti starts to turn pink and light up, a blast of pink light covers the room and then fades away)
Envy: Desti, what was that?
Desti: I'm sorry that you had to see that, guys. I do that when I'm really upset.
(Ash wakes up)
Ash: Is this Heaven?
Freddy: Babe!
Envy & Desti: Ash!
Ash: Wait... I'm alive! And I'm cured!
Envy: Ash, sweetheart! We're so happy to see you again!
Desti: Wow, I guess that my emotional explosion was so powerful that it resurrected Ash!
(Ash hugs Desti)
Ash: Thanks, Desti!
Desti: I'm just glad that you're alive.
Ash: Here, you deserve this.
(Ash gives Desti a friendly kiss on the lips)
Desti: *Smiles* Thank you, I needed that.
David: Are you okay with Ash kissing Desti, Freddy?
Freddy: Oh, it's completely fine. It's just a friendly kiss, not a romantic one.
David: Ah.
Octin: Man... If I haven't seen shit before, I definitely have now...
Demonite: Wait a minute. If you can resurrect people, why didn't you bring back Travis?
Envy: It wouldn't work, because you blasted his fucking brains out.
Demonite: Oh...
Envy: Now that Ash is back, we can attack Sarah once and for all!
Desti: Let's get that bitch!
Envy: Yeah!
Desti: Hold on... Where's Meggy?
(Everyone goes silent)
Envy: Oh no...
Freddy: What is it, Envy?
Envy: This exact thing happened 31 years ago... I know where she is...
Desti: She's with Sarah, I just know it!
Envy: You're absolutely right! No one would go for Meggy unless they knew something very specific about her. Sarah could of used Meggy as bait for YOU.
Desti: Well, then. Let's kick that bitch's ass!
Everyone: Yeah!
(Desti's phone goes off)
Desti: I wonder who's calling me at this time of day...
(Desti answers her phone)
Desti: Hello?
???: Turn on your camera, Desti...
Desti: Wait a minute... Sarah! What have you done to Meggy?! Explain yourself!
Sarah: First turn on your camera, then I'll explain everything...
(Desti turns on her phone camera, only to reveal Sarah, who has light blue ink smeared all over her face)
Desti: Now tell me what you've done with Meggy!
Sarah: Oh, sure...
(Sarah points her phone camera to Meggy, who crying in pain from Sarah's stabbings)
Meggy: MPH! MPH!
Desti: Meggy! Oh my God! What has she done to you?!
Sarah: Well, let's see... I found Meggy and her friend "Isabella" walking down an alleyway. I came up to them both, kidnapped them, took them to my place, tied up Meggy and tortured her, just for fun.
Desti: You're a monster!
Sarah: I know I am.
Envy: Why is your face covered in blue ink?
Sarah: Oh, funny story. I got quite hungry after I tied up Meggy, so I killed Isabella and then ate her flesh. Wanna see her remains?
(Sarah shows Isabella's corpse to Desti, offscreen)
Desti: WHAT THE FUCK!?!
(Octin throws up, offscreen)
Sarah: I always knew that you had a weak stomach, Octy'.
Octin: You're disgusting!
Sarah: Thank you.
Desti: You're going to pay for this! You're going to pay for all of this!
Sarah: If you want to see Meggy alive again, you better come over to my place!
(Sarah hangs up. Sarah hands Ogordo his phone back, as soon as Sarah leaves the room, Ogordo's phone turns back into an iPhone)
Ogordo's Phone: She needs help, like, a lot of it.
Ogordo: Yeah...
(The camera cuts to Envy and the gang)
Desti: Right! I'm going to kill her!
Envy: No!... WE'RE going to kill her.
Desti: *Stroking Envy's head* Good boy~
Envy: Alright, gang. Let's kick Sarah's ass!
Everyone: Yeah!
Freddy: Then kill her!
Everyone: Yeah!
Demonite: And then blow raspberries onto each other!
Everyone: No!
Ash: Yeah!
(Everyone glares at Ash as she giggles)
Envy: Now... How are going to get into Sarah's fortress?
Desti: The only way you can get in is if you had access.
Octin: Don't worry about that, I have access. Sarah doesn't see me as an enemy.
Desti: Alright, good. But how are we going to get there?
Octin: I saw you flying a ship earlier. Why don't we use that to get there?
Desti: It won't hold everyone's weight. We need a vehicle instead.
Envy: There's a problem with that though... None of us here know how to drive a car.
Desti: Ash?
Ash: Sorry, I never took driving lessons.
Desti: Freddy?
Freddy: I can drive, but I get very anxious behind the wheel.
Desti: Envy?
Envy: Do you see me with a car right now?
Desti: Octin?
Octin: I'm scared of driving cars.
Desti: Well, I can't drive.
David: I can drive. I have a license and everything.
Desti: Great! Where's your car?
David: Oh, it's right here!
(David pulls out a pair of car keys from his pocket and presses on a button, a big black Lenco BEAR truck comes though into the room, running Envy over)
David: And THAT, children, is how you run over your old man with a big truck.
(Envy pops out from under the truck like a cartoon)
Ash: Let's rock!
(The camera cuts to the city where David's truck comes zooming into the streets, going over the speed limit)
David: YEAH!!!
Freddy: D-D-D-David! Y-Y-Y-You're going too fast!
David: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! YEAH!!! HAHAHA!!!
(The camera cuts to David's truck, which is a Gas Station after David wasted a ton of fuel from speeding)
David: *To his truck* There you go... *Patting his truck* Good girl!
Demonite: That's just sad.
Ash: I know, right?
(David hops into his truck and tries to start his truck's engine, the engine fails to start)
David: Oh no! I filled it with Diesel! OH SHIT!
(David begins angrily punching the steering wheel of his truck and then stops)
David: The truck's dead, guys...
Desti: Shit!
David: But that's okay because we're right next to Sarah's fortress.
(The camera pans out from David's truck to reveal the RTY Pyramid, the camera zooms back into David's truck)
Envy: Right, I'm just going to clip you across the head... *Slaps David across the head* Use your fucking brain! But anyway, we're here!
(The camera zooms into Envy's eye and then zooms out again, Envy and the gang are inside the RTY Pyramid)
Desti: It's quiet...
Envy: Too quiet...
Desti: Let's not make too much noise around here, okay?
(Ash's belly gurgles, which attracts the attention of Sarah, who was waiting for Envy and his gang to trespass into her place)
Sarah: Gotcha~
Desti: Shit...
(Sarah pulls out a "Nut Button" and presses the button, making Envy and his gang instantly disappear)
Sarah: Have fun with the "Little game" that I prepared for you and your friends...
(Sarah laughs evilly as the scene fades to black)
== Scene 10: Sarah's Game ==
(The scene fades to a big empty room, Envy and the gang magically appear in the middle of the room)
Ash: What just happened?
Desti: Sarah used an advanced button that can teleport people.
Envy: Why are we here?
Sarah (Via speaker): You're all here because I want to see if you're all worthy opponents or not.
Envy: What are you going to make us do, Sarah? Stab each other to death?
Sarah (Via speaker): Oh, no. You may know this game, perhaps that you've played this game when you were younger...
Desti: What?...
Sarah (Via speaker): You guys are going to be playing a game of good old "Truth or Dare", but there's a twist!
Envy: Huh?
Sarah (Via speaker): If anyone chickens out on three dares in a row, they get stabbed. Not to death though, they just get stabbed.
Desti: *Dryly* Well, that's reassuring...
Sarah (Via speaker): One of you guys will have to use a wheel on your phone. Plug your phone into the cable, which is the room that you're currently in. I'll send you guys the dares.
(Desti pulls her phone out and plugs it into the plug that Sarah mentioned)
Desti: Yep, there they are...
Envy: Wait, where's Demonite?
Sarah (Via speaker): Oh yeah, your brother gets a free pass. Since he can't feel pain in any way, he's not allowed to play.
Envy: You lucky bastard...
Sarah (Via speaker): You have 10 minutes. After the game, we'll take this to the battlefield.
(Sarah disconnects)
Desti: Right, who's going first?
Freddy: I volunteer *Points at Ash* Ash.
(Ash glares at Freddy ironically)
Desti: Truth or dare?
Ash: Truth.
Desti: Are you bisexual?
Ash: No.
(Ash gets zapped)
Ash: Ow... What was that?
Desti: Wait a minute... Octin, tell us a lie!
Octin: Uh... I'm wearing ladies underwear...
(Octin closes his eyes, ready to get zapped, but nothing happens to him)
Desti: *Chuckles* Are you?
Octin: I most certainly am not!
(Octin gets zapped)
Octin: Ow...
Desti: Lie detectors... Nice one... Anyway, let's just spin a wheel.
(Desti spins a virtual wheel of names on her phone)
Desti: Envy! Truth or dare?
Envy: Truth...
Desti: Have you ever been touched inappropriately by someone?
Envy: Yes, it was terrible...
David: Do you what to talk about it-
Envy: NO!!!
David: Understandable.
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Me.
Envy: Truth or dare?
Desti: Dare.
(Envy looks at Desti's phone)
Envy: Have a mud bath.
Desti: That's it?
Envy: With Shrek...
(Desti is silent for 5 seconds, the camera cuts to both Ash and Desti, having a mud bath with Shrek)
Desti: You know what? This is relaxing...
Ash: Yeah.
(Shrek farts. Desti glares at Shrek)
Ash: *Covers her nose* Eww...
Desti: *Covers her nose* Really?
(The camera cuts back to Envy and the gang, with Desti done with her mud bath, she spins the wheel)
Desti: Freddy! Truth or dare?
Freddy: Dare.
Desti: Shit your pants.
Freddy: No, I only shit myself when I'm scared.
Desti: Fair enough.
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Ash! Truth or dare?
Ash: Dare.
(Desti's phone buzzes)
Desti: Oh, it says that you have to pick a partner... Who will it be?
Ash: You.
(Desti smiles and passes her phone to Envy to pick her and Ash a two person dare)
Envy: Oh no... "Make out"...
David: Oh dear...
(Ash looks at Freddy)
Freddy: Go right ahead. You have my consent, babe.
Desti: *Sighs* Let's get this over with...
(Ash and Desti begin making out with each other, and they both enjoy it. Ash and Desti continue to make out with each other but more aggressively)
Envy: Okay. That's enough, you two!
(Envy pulls Ash away from Desti)
Desti: We've really bonded today, haven't we?
Ash: *Smiling* Yeah.
Envy: You two girls have only known each other for about a day, but you two have formed a strong bond... I'm impressed.
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Octin! Truth or dare?
Octin: Dare.
Desti: Take your phone and shove it down your throat.
Octin: I can't do that!
David: Not with that attitude~
Octin: Oh~
(David takes Octin's phone and then shoves it down his throat, offscreen)
Ash: How do you two do it?
David: Do ya' really wanna know?
Ash: On second thought, no...
(Octin throws his phone back up, offscreen)
Octin: There we go.
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Ash! Truth or dare?
Ash: Dare.
Desti: Eat 20 KFC Buckets, drink a 5L bottle of Pepsi and-
Ash: Done!
(Desti stands with shock, the camera cuts to Ash, with a full belly)
Desti: You've just earned respect...
Envy: Huh... These dares are getting harder...
Sarah (Via speaker): Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. Each dare that you take gets harder and harder as you go.
Octin: Shoving my phone down my throat was supposed to be easy?!
Ash: It is easy!
(Ash takes her phone, puts it in her mouth and then swallows it whole)
Ash: See?
(Ash's belly gurgles from the her phone and the KFC that she ate from before getting squished and moved around inside of her belly)
Envy: Ash, that was the latest and the most expensive model...
Ash: Could you help me get my phone out?
Envy: No.
Ash: Will you buy me a new phone?
Envy: You're on your own this time, Ash.
Ash: Oh...
Sarah (Via speaker): There is a new rule. If you pick three truths in a row, you have to do a dare. You have 5 minutes left.
(Sarah disconnects)
Freddy: Shit...
Desti: You know what? Fuck this! I'm getting Meggy!
(Desti tries to escape, but fails after the titanium doors close shut)
Desti: Shit. Envy, teleport me out!
Envy: I can't.
Desti: Why not?
Envy: I don't know where all of the rooms are in this fortress. If I teleport you to somewhere in this fortress without knowing where everything is, I could teleport you into a wall and suffocate you.
Desti: Huh... I see...
Envy: It looks like that we will have to play the rest of this game.
Desti: I guess so...
Ash: Who's next?
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: David! Truth or dare?
David: Dare.
Desti: Go into a dimension where Australia doesn't exist and explain to everyone there what "Australia" is.
David: That's really specific...
Sarah (Via speaker): By the way, the dares that you will receive will be automatically specified for you. You have 3 minutes.
(Sarah disconnects)
David: Okay...
(David summons a portal and then walks into it. He then comes from out of the portal 5 seconds later, wearing nothing but his underwear)
David: They thought that I was insane, I was on drugs and that I needed to be put down.
Ash: Oh...
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Envy! Truth or dare?
Envy: Dare.
Desti: *Hesitantly* Take off your... Clothes?...
Envy: This is not a costume.
Octin: Wait a minute. You're naked?!
Envy: Well, technically, I am.
Sarah (Via speaker): Envy, take off your costume.
Envy: Look! It's not a costume!
(Envy rips off his robes and mask, only to reveal a skeleton)
Ash: Damn...
Freddy: That would give Sam nightmares...
Ash: Yeah...
Sarah (Via speaker): Oh... Well then... Carry on!
(Sarah disconnects)
Desti: Right... Who's next?
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Ash! Truth or dare?
Ash: Truth.
Desti: Have you ever killed someone?
Ash: No...
(Ash gets zapped)
Ash: Okay, fine! Yes I did! I accidently killed a small little Octoling girl by stepping on her! She was so small! I couldn't see her!...
(Everyone stares at Ash with a frightened look)
Desti: Let's just continue...
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Freddy! Truth or dare?
Freddy: Dare.
Desti: Hang upside down for 3 minutes.
Freddy: No.
(Freddy gets zapped)
Freddy: Ow!
Sarah (Via speaker): That was a warning, Freddy. If you chicken out on one more dare, you'll get stabbed.
(Sarah disconnects)
Freddy: Good to know...
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: David! Truth or dare?
David: Dare.
Desti: Drive your vehicle off of a cliff.
David: Oh, boy...
(The camera cuts to David, who is inside a truck with Octin, with Envy and everyone else outside of the truck, watching)
Ash: You can do it, David!
Freddy: Yeah!
Envy: Step on it!
David: I'm definitely going to kill us both...
Octin: This is going to hurt...
(David slowly drives the truck forwards, he gets closer to the edge of the cliff)
Envy: C'mon, son! You can do it!
(David drives the truck off of the cliff)
David & Octin: AHHH!!!
(A big explosion accrues, hinting that David and Octin hit the ground)
Everyone: YEAH!!!
(A moment of silence takes place for 5 seconds)
Ash: We should check on them.
(The camera cuts to David and Octin, who are on hospital beds)
Octin: Totally worth it.
(The camera cuts back to Envy and the gang)
Desti: Okay...
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Envy! Truth or dare?
Envy: Dare.
Desti: Slide down The RTY Pyramid as if it were a slide.
Envy: That's easy!
(The camera cuts to Envy, who is on the top of The RTY Pyramid)
Ash: Ready? Go!
(Envy slides down the pyramid at an incredible speed)
Desti: Oh my God. Look at him go! Haha!
Envy: WEEE!!!
(The camera cuts back to the inside of the fortress)
Octin: How are you not shaken up? You just slid down a pyramid, which was as tall as the Eiffel Tower.
Envy: I'm just not.
(Desti spins the wheel)
Desti: Ash! Truth or dare?
Ash: Dare.
Desti: Watch the entire Peppa Pig series nonstop.
Envy: Okay, let's get out of here! Because we are NOT watching Peppa Pig...
Desti: We can't, remember?
Envy: There's got to be some sort of way out of here...
(Envy looks around)
Octin: Desti. You want to save Meggy, don't you?
Desti: Of course I do!
Octin: I'm just imagining all of the terrible things that Sarah could be doing to poor helpless Meggy...
Desti: No... Don't say that...
Octin: Oh... All of the bad things that Sarah could be doing to Meggy right now...
Desti: *Puts her hands onto her head, covering her face* No...
Octin: Who knows what she could be doing? Maybe she's... Mocking her...
Desti: No...
Octin: Maybe she's... Touching her...
Desti: No!...
Octin: Maybe she's... Flirting with her...
Desti: Grr!...
Octin: Maybe she's... Kissing her...
Desti: Why are telling me this?
Octin: Maybe she's...
(Octin comes up to Desti's ear)
Octin: Trying to kill her...
(Desti snaps)
Desti: RAAAH!!!
(Desti transforms into her Dark-Star form and then smashes down a large door, which was keeping everyone locked inside of the room)
Dark-Star Desti: RAAAH!!!
(Dark-Star Desti flies over to four guards, who are performing surgery, while singing)
Guard #1: *Singing* ♪Scalpeeeeeeeel...♪
Guard #2: *Singing* ♪Here you goooooooooo...♪
(The guards see Dark-Star Desti)
All Four Guards: *Singing, in perfect harmony* ♪OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!♪
(Dark-Star Desti rip the four guards into pieces, offscreen)
Dark-Star Desti: RAAAH!!! RAH! Rah! Ah...
(Dark-Star Desti transforms back into Desti as she calms down)
Desti: *Sighs from exhaustion* Thanks, Octin.
Octin: No problem. Now we don't have to play that shitty game anymore.
Freddy: Yeah.
Envy: Great, now let's kick Sarah's ass and save Meggy!
(Envy and the gang head out to the hallways of the fortress, the camera cuts to Sarah)
Sarah: Ugh...
Demonite: Ooooh! Your game was shit!
(Sarah turns to Demonite and stares at him, with her eyes glowing purple, trying to brainwash him)
Demonite: Oh no. You're not trying THAT shit on me! I'm out of here...
(Demonite leaves)
Sarah: Ogordo!
Ogordo: What do you want now?
Sarah: Help me with this!
Ogordo: You know what? You're on your own this time...
(Ogordo leaves)
Sarah: *Sighs* Why do I have to do everything myself?
(Sarah walks out into a hallway and then enters a room, which is full of potions)
Sarah: Now... Which one was it?...
(Sarah looks through a line of random potions)
Sarah: There you are...
(Sarah grabs a purple potion, opens the bottle and then drinks it)
Sarah: Oh, yeah... I'm ready~
(Sarah walks out of the room and then walks down a different hallway)
Sarah: Prepare to meet your DESTI-ny...
(Sarah laughs evilly as her eyes turn purple, the camera zooms into her face and then fades to the next scene)
== Scene 11: Tragedy Strikes ==
(The scene fades to Envy and the gang, who are exploring the hallways of the fortress)
Octin: Just follow my lead, guys. I know where everything is.
(Octin walks down a different hallway, followed by everyone else)
Ash: Where are we going?
Octin: You'll see...
(Demonite appears)
Demonite: Wazzup, bitches?!
Envy: Oh. Hey, brother.
(The gang walk up to a big door, which is locked)
Envy: The door's locked.
Octin: Not a problem.
(Octin walks up to the door and then unlocks it by pressing his hand onto the door)
Desti: How did you do that?
Octin: Advanced technology. Also, I'm related to Sarah.
(The gang walk though the door and find The RTY's Power Laser, as well as Meggy, who is tied up)
Meggy: *Muffled* MPH! MPH!
Desti: Oh my God! Meggy!
Demonite: Why am I not scared? Oh wait! I see this shit everyday...
Ash: *Slaps Demonite* Shut your mouth! This is serious!
Demonite: You're right, I'm sorry...
Desti: Don't worry, Meggy! I'll get you-
(Suddenly, a large cage traps the gang)
Ash: WHAT?!
Desti: What's going on here?!
Sarah: Hello, fellas. You guys cheated while you were playing my game by trying to leave. How rude!
Desti: Let Meggy go, NOW!
Sarah: Sorry, but you guys cheated, so your friend is going to be killed by this.
(Sarah takes out a knife)
Sarah: Let's see how your friend gets murdered, shall we?
(Sarah places the knife next to Meggy's neck)
Meggy: *Muffled* MPH!!! MPH!!!
Desti: NO! NO! PLEASE!
Sarah: Bye bye, weakling!
(Meggy screams as Sarah slices her head off, offscreen)
Everyone: NO!!!
(Ash continues screaming, everyone slowly turn their heads towards Ash and glare at her)
Envy: *Glaring at Ash* You make me sad...
(Everyone turn their heads back to Sarah, and stare at her angrily)
Desti: Meggy...
(Desti falls to her knees and starts crying)
Sarah: Aw... Too bad, so sad...
Freddy: We came all this way to save Meggy, but only to have her killed over a game of Truth or Dare? It's just a fucking game!
Demonite: Wow... You're such a sassy bitch!
Sarah: Shut up, Demonite...
Demonite: You're a pussy! You can't use your fists to fight because you're a weak, pathetic piece of Octarian shit! You're fuckin' unloved!
(Sarah loses her cool with Demonite, her eyes turn glowing red as she claps her hands together, making Demonite disappear instantly)
Freddy: Okay then... Now I'm scared...
Envy: Where did he go?
(Envy gets a text on his phone from Demonite, which says "Don't worry about me. Sarah didn't kill me, my time on Earth was up. I'm back in Hell, my night shift was over")
Envy: Oh, he was just finishing a night shift... Good for him.
(The camera slowly zooms into Sarah's face as she grins evilly, she takes a look at Desti, and then grows up to more than ten times her original size, shocking everyone. Ogordo steps in, and starts recording everything on his iPhone. The camera cuts to Octin, who steps in)
Sarah: What are you doing?
(Octin pulls out a melodica, and begins to play the main melody of the hit song "Clint Eastwood" by The Gorillaz)
Desti: Oh yeah!
Ash: YEAH!!!
Envy: Yes!
Freddy: Yeah!
(Octin slows down while playing, he then hits the last two notes of the melody, and makes an uncomfortable looking smile to the camera. Freddy begins to beatbox, everyone then starts playing an instrument each. Envy is on the synth, Ash is on the guitar, Freddy is beatboxing, Desti is on the bass, David is on the keyboard, and Octin is on the microphone, with his melodica)
Octin: *Singing* ♪Whoo-ho-ho-ho-hoo!♪
(The gang continue playing music with their instruments)
Octin: *Singing* ♪I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I've got sunshine, in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on♪
(Desti joins in)
Desti & Octin: *Singing* ♪I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I've got sunshine, in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on. It's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on♪
(Desti starts rapping, with Octin singing "It's coming on" in the background)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪Finally, someone brought me back to life. I came for you, so I can kick you in the ass!♪
(Desti gets in Sarah's face)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪Well, I couldn't there, and I shouldn't be here. I was stabbed to death, on that island in 2019♪
(The background changes to past memories of Desti from back in 2019)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪It wasn't very pleasant 'cause I died that year. A very scary time. Look, I'll make it all *Pats Sarah's belly* "Digestible"♪
(Sarah blushes, and gets angry with Desti)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪Here you are, standing here, all alone, and by yourself. Is it me, or are you really getting big and fat?♪
(Desti gets closer to Sarah)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪You're lifeless to me 'cause you killed my best friend♪
(Desti gets a bit closer to Sarah)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪You're worthless, 'cause you just ain't worth anything!♪
(Desti gets even closer to Sarah)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪You're gross, 'cause you eat flesh, and people whole♪
(Desti is now right in Sarah's face)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪You're bad, 'cause you do nothing but cause harm!♪
(Sarah gets angrier and angrier)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪Picture you doing something like a heinous act, like you killed my friend. That wasn't necessary, really cool, or fair♪
(Desti gets really close to Sarah, who is way bigger than her)
Desti: *Rapping* ♪You deserve to cry and suffer for the rest of your days as the RTY Leader!♪
Octin: *Singing* ♪I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I've got sunshine, in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on♪
(Desti joins in)
Desti & Octin: *Singing* ♪I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I've got sunshine, in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on. It's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on♪
(Everyone joins in)
Everyone: *Singing* ♪My future, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on. My future, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on. My future, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on. My future, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on♪
(The camera cuts to the outside of The RTY Pyramid, where the crowds start singing along)
Everyone: *Singing* ♪My future, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on. My future, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on. My future, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on. My future, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on♪
(The camera cuts back Desti and the gang)
Desti: *Singing* ♪My future!♪
(The music plays for 5 more seconds. Sarah snaps at Desti, and traps her inside her mouth. Everyone gasps)
Freddy: Don't...
Ash: You...
Envy: Fucking...
David: Dare...
Octin: Sarah...
(Sarah swallows Desti)
Everyone: NO!!!
(The camera cuts to the inside of Sarah's stomach, where Desti gently lands into a pile of food)
Desti: Eww!
(Ash and Envy get on their knees, and start crying. Sarah's stomach growls loudly)
Sarah: *Slaps her belly* Oh, shut up...
(Ash and Envy stop crying, they were faking the whole time. Ash begins to laugh, she pulls out Travis' Tool Gun, and shoots Sarah in the stomach with it. Sarah begins to shrink, but her belly get really big, with Desti still inside it)
Ash: Sorry.
(Ash shoots at Sarah's stomach again, and frees Desti from Sarah's stomach)
Desti: OH!... Oh... Ash, you saved me!
(Desti hugs Ash)
Desti: Thank you!
Ash: Aww!
Sarah: You and your ways, they never get old...
(Desti goes up to Sarah)
Desti: You murdered my friend...
Sarah: Yeah yeah yeah. Why don't you join me?
(Desti doesn't respond)
Sarah: Hello? Are you listening?
Desti: You... Murdered... My... *Turns into Dark-Star Desti* FRIEND!!!
(Dark-Star Desti breaks the cage and frees herself and the gang)
Envy: Whoa!
(Dark-Star Desti charges at Sarah and punches her in the face)
Sarah: Oh, it's on!
(Sarah and Dark-Star Desti stare at each other for a while as The Clock plays in the background)
Singer: 1, 2, 3, 4...
(Sarah and Dark-Star Desti charge at each other and start fighting each other)
Singer: *Singing* ♪Need to go. Every time, any time, need to find, need to find those! Every line, any line. Mind if I go? Every time, any time, need to find, need to find those!♪
(Sarah and Dark-Star Desti continue fighting)
Singer: *Singing* ♪Need to go! *Echoes* Every time, any time, easy find, need to find those! Every line, any line is a kind. And if I go? Every time, any time, easy find, need to find those!♪
Sarah & Dark-Star Desti: RAAAH!!!
Singer: *Singing* ♪Need to go. Every time, any time, need to find, need to find those! Every line, any line. Mind if I go? Every time, any time, need to find, need to find those!♪
(Dark-Star Desti kicks Sarah in the face)
Singer: *Singing* ♪Need to go!♪
(Sarah charges at Dark-Star Desti with her Masamune)
Sarah: RAAAH!!!
Octin: Desti, look out!
(Octin jumps in front of Dark-Star Desti and then accidently gets stabbed in the chest by Sarah with her Masamune, a moment of silence takes place for 10 seconds, with everyone standing in shock)
David: NOOOOO!!!
(Sarah laughs for 5 seconds, only to stop after realizing that she stabbed her own brother instead of Desti)
Sarah: Octin?! Why did you do that?!
Octin: *Weakly* You're a monster, sis... You don't deserve to live... Face it, we've defeated you... You're done...
Dark-Star Desti: You saved me...
(Desti changes back to her normal form)
Desti: But why?
Octin: *Weakly* I don't want you to die in the hands of that monster...
(Sarah lifts Octin up in the air with her Masamune, which makes Desti have flashbacks of her seeing a hateful meme about her 2019 death on her computer)
Desti: *Putting her hand onto her hand, tearing up* No...
(Sarah puts Octin down onto the floor and takes her Masamune from out of Octin's chest, Octin falls to his knees)
Octin: *Weakly* I feel cold...
(Octin collapses face-first onto the floor)
David: OCTIN! NO!!!
Sarah: I wasn't expecting that... But I expected not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
David: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID!!!
Sarah: Yeah yeah yeah, whatever! Aussie boy.
(Desti changes back to her Dark-Star form)
Dark-Star Desti: We will shut down your precious Power Laser and defeat you!
Sarah: Oh, really? How exactly are you going to do that?
Dark-Star Desti: This is how.
(Desti grabs Sarah's Masamune and squeezes it tightly, causing it to turn blue and light up)
Sarah: What are you doing?
Envy: She's going to destroy the monster that I raised.
(Dark-Star Desti throws the charged Masamune into the Laser, which causes a chain reaction, the camera cuts to the outside of the RTY Pyramid, where an explosion of light covers Inktopia, as well as the world and the other universes, which were connected to the Multiverse. The camera cuts to the Pyramid, with the cloudy sky clearing up)
Sarah: NO!
Dark-Star Desti: It's all about "Aim", sweetie.
(The gang cheer for Desti)
Sarah: Grr! Guards! Kill these maniacs!
(No guards show up)
Sarah: Guards?
Dark-Star Desti: They're no longer under your control, Sarah.
Sarah: What?!
Dark-Star Desti: We shut down your precious little Power Laser, now no one's going to listen to you.
Sarah: Shrimp...
(Everyone looks at Sarah like they're going to murder her)
Sarah: H-Hey... Let's not get rash now... It was just two people-
(Dark Star Desti grabs Sarah by her neck)
Dark-Star Desti: Two people? TWO PEOPLE!?! You murdered TRILLIONS of innocent people! You have destroyed MILLIONS of universes! You did all of that just for your own pleasure! Octin was right, you don't deserve to live! You're worse an Niles and Zero when they combined together back in 2021!
(Dark-Star Desti throws Sarah onto the floor)
Dark-Star Desti: Hold still, you crazy bitch!
(The camera cuts to Envy and the gang, who are watching Dark Star Desti beat up Sarah, offscreen)
Sarah (Offscreen): No no no! Please, no!
(Dark-Star Desti takes a punch)
Sarah (Offscreen): OW!!!
Freddy: Oh... Oh my...
David: She sure knows how to punch, alright...
Freddy: You've said it, David.
(The camera cuts back to Dark-Star Desti, who is punching Sarah in the face while she's on the floor, helpless)
Dark-Star Desti: *Punches Sarah* This one's for touching me! *Punches Sarah* This one's for attacking us! *Punches Sarah* This one's for Ash! *Punches Sarah* This one's for Travis! *Punches Sarah* This one's for Isabella! *Punches Sarah* This one's for Octin! *Punches Sarah harder* AND THIS ONE'S FOR MEGGY!!!
(Dark-Star Desti punches Sarah in the face so hard that purple ink splatters everywhere. Sarah gets up, and tries to change her size. She does so, but she shrinks down to the size of a Lego figure instead of growing to the size of Godzilla. Sarah runs round the gang and tries to attack them while shouting in gibberish)
Desti: Really?
(Sarah runs around them more. Ash puts her foot out, and steps on Sarah, killing her instantly, and making her guts splat all over the floor)
Envy: She's dead.
Desti: We did it... We actually did it... We fucking won!
Everyone: Yeah!
Ash: *She farts, and sees Octin's body was right behind her* Sorry...
Octin: *Opens his eyes, and covers his nose* Ash... Ugh!...
(The gang jump at the sight of Octin being alive)
Octin: *Smiles* What?
David: Octy'!
(David hugs Octin very tightly and kisses him on the cheek)
Envy: But, how? You died!
Octin: Well...
(Octin bangs on his metal chestplate, which stopped the Masamune from impaling his chest)
Envy: You lucky bastard...
(Octin smirks and winks at the camera)
Envy: *To himself* We did it, Octavia!
(Octavia's ghost appears behind Envy)
Octavia: Thank you, Envy. Thank you for keeping your promise. Now it's time for me to do my job.
(Octavia puts her fists together and disappears)
Desti: But... Meggy... We didn't save Meggy...
(Ogordo appears)
Ogordo: Hey, guys... I'm sorry about your loss... I was wondering if I could join your gang.
Envy: Of course you can, Ogordo! We could use the extra help.
Ogordo: Thanks, Envious.
Envy: You can call me "Envy" if you want to.
Ogordo: Okay, Envy.
Envy: Well, gang... Shall we head back?
Desti: *With Meggy in her arms* Yes...
Envy: Okay, gang... Let's head out...
(Envy and the gang walk out of The RTY Pyramid as the scene fades to black)
== Ending: The Beginning Of An End ==
(The scene changes to Desti crying about Meggy. Ash hugs Desti)
Ash: Hey... Hey... It's okay... Meggy's in a better place now... Here.
(Ash kisses Desti on the forehead to comfort her)
Ash: I hope that made you feel a little bit better.
Desti: Thanks, Ash. I really needed that.
Ash: I just wanted to let you know that you're loved by all of us.
Envy: That's right.
Ash: And we also lost loved ones too. I lost my mother when I was 16.
Envy: I lost my mother when I was 13, but my mother was toxic, so I'm glad that she's gone...
Freddy: I lost my sister when I was 17.
(The camera pans to David and Octin making out, and then pans to Ogordo)
Ogordo: I lost both of my parents in a horrible accident when I was 12.
Ash: You see? You're not alone. We've been through what you're going though.
Desti: If things were a little bit faster, she would still be here today...
(Desti starts crying again)
Envy: Hey... You have to get back up... No matter how many times that life will knock you down...
(Desti stops crying and looks at Envy)
Envy & Desti: You always have to get back up! No matter what!
Envy: There you go. See? You remember!
Desti: You know what? I feel much better now. Thanks, guys.
Ash: We'll always have your back, Desti. Always.
(Desti smiles)
Desti: *Opens her arms out* Bring it in!
(Everyone hugs each other)
Everyone: Hmm~
Ash: Hey, we've all had a hard day. Let's get something to eat.
Desti: Yeah, I'd like that.
(Everyone leaves the room. The camera cuts to Envy and the gang, who are now in an empty McDonald's)
Ash: This is nice, we should do this more often.
Freddy: Yeah.
David: Hey, Octy'...
Octin: Yeah?...
(David pulls Octin into the men's bathroom, and starts making out with him)
Envy: Hey, Desti?
Desti: Yes, Envy?
Envy: I have a confession to make...
Desti: What is it, Envy?
Envy: Desti... I have loved you since Kindergarten. You're tough, you're intelligent, you're strong-minded, you're nice, you're warm and you're kind-hearted. Will you be my girlfriend?
Desti: Oh, Envy... Yes!
(Desti kisses Envy)
Desti: The truth is, I've been in love with you since the 1st Grade.
Envy: Oh, Desti~
(Envy and Desti kiss each other again)
Desti: I no longer want to hide, I must reveal to everyone that I'm alive.
Envy: Are you sure about that? There are some crazy people out there who may want to assassinate you.
Desti: I'm sure, Envy. I no longer wish to hide from everyone.
Envy: Oh, I guess that you're right. Let's do it.
(The camera cuts to the city of Inktopia)
Desti (Via radio): Attention, citizens! I am Desti Octoling. I have been alive this whole time, hiding underneath a cloak.
(The scene cuts to several shots of Inktopia play out through Desti's speech)
Desti (Via radio): Everything that Sarah Octavius had told you was a lie! She told you those things just to trick you into sealing your own fate! She got pleasure from the deaths of other people and other animals! She was a monster! But fear not! We've shut down The RTY's main power source and then assassinated Sarah for the greater good! Now the ASDF and I will take care of everything else. This is Desti Octoling signing off.
(The camera cuts to Aramba, who was watching Desti on TV)
Aramba: She fucking did it! If only Travis was here to see her...
(Travis appears next to Aramba, as a ghost)
Travis: *Places his hand onto Aramba's shoulder* I'm right here my friend. I'm right here.
(The scene cuts to black with the title "10 Days Later" on the screen, the scene then changes to Inktopia, the citizens are now normal and civil, just like that they used to be. The camera cuts to Desti, who is looking out through her window)
Desti: *Sighs* We sure did something. Didn't we, Meggy?
(Meggy appears, but as a ghost)
Meggy: We sure did, Desti.
Desti: Meggy?! Y-You're here!
Meggy: Well... Kind of... I'm a ghost.
Desti: Oh, that's right... You're dead...
Meggy: You did a good job, Desti. You've really outdone yourself out there.
Desti: The thing is... I haven't fully accepted the fact that you're dead.
Meggy: I know how you feel, I've been in your shoes before. Remember?
Desti: Oh yeah... Generation Alpha was pretty fucked up...
Meggy: Indeed it was. I suffered a lot during that generation.
Desti: So did I. I'm just glad that it's over.
Meggy: Yeah... Me too.
(Meggy puts her hand on Desti's shoulder)
Meggy: You've got to move on with your life, Desti. You have to move on from me too... I'm sure that you and Envy will make a great couple.
Desti: I know, I love Envy. It's so hard to forget about you...
(Meggy thinks to herself for 3 seconds)
Meggy: Maybe this will make things a little bit easier for you.
(Meggy hugs Desti)
Desti: I'm going to miss you, Meggy.
Meggy: Goodbye, Desti. I'll see you in a few generations.
(Meggy fades away to go to her Afterlife)
Desti: Goodbye, Meggy...
(Envy enters the room)
Envy: Hey, Desti. How do you feel?
Desti: Better, now that you're here~
Envy: Oh~
(Envy and Desti touch each other's hands, they both giggle and then give each other a kiss)
Desti: I love you~
Envy: I love you too~
(Desti places her head onto Envy's shoulder)
Envy & Desti: Hmm~
(Envy and Desti hug each other. Envy reaches down with his hand and grabs Desti's butt, offscreen)
Desti: Oh, Envy~
Envy: You like that, huh?~
(Envy and Desti giggle)
Desti: You know me well~
Envy: I've known you for a very long time, Desti~
(Desti kisses Envy on the neck and then places her head onto Envy's chest)
Envy & Desti: Hmm~
(The camera cuts to Ash and Freddy, who just put Samantha in bed, fast asleep)
Freddy: Hey Ash? Can I talk to you for a minute?
Ash: Sure, Freddy. What's up?
Freddy: Ash... I've known you since high school, I've loved you since the 9th Grade and we had a child together. I just wanted to ask you this question...
(Freddy gets onto his knees and pulls out a ring)
Freddy: Will you marry me?
Ash: Oh, Freddy! Yes!
(Ash picks up Freddy and kisses him)
Ash: I love you, I love you, I love you!
(The scene changes to Ash and Freddy's wedding, where the outside is being guarded by several Octolings, who used to be under Sarah's control)
Envy: Make sure that no uninvited Inkling comes in here.
Octolings: Yes, sir!
Envy: If I see ANY uninvited Inklings come into this area, I'll chop your balls off.
Octolings: *Scared* Yes, sir...
(The camera cuts to Ash and Freddy, they kiss each other. Everyone claps and cheers)
David: Yeah!
Envy: That's my big girl!
(Ash and Freddy stop kissing)
Ash & Freddy: I love you~
(The scene changes to Envy and the gang, who are sitting and relaxing)
Envy: Man... What a year that it's been...
Desti: You've said it, Envy.
Ash: This year was just one big Roller Coaster...
Freddy: That's right.
Desti: This year has had its downsides. We've suffered a lot, we've caused a bunch of damage, millions lost their lives, and... We lost... Meggy... But this year has had its upsides too. We've ended one of the Multiverse's biggest problems, Ash and Freddy got married, Envy and I are now a couple, and now we're the biggest company in the Multiverse.
Ogordo: Meggy, Travis and Octavia would be very proud of us right now...
David: Yeah, I bet that they're looking down upon us right now.
(Octin holds David's hand and smiles at him)
Envy: The most important thing is that we still have each other and we're all fine... Well, most of us anyway... But hey! At least that the Multiverse didn't end!
Ash: And at least that Sarah won't be around to attack us anymore.
Desti: You're absolutely right... Here you go, you two.
(Desti kisses Ash on the cheek and then kisses Envy on the "Beak" part of his mask)
Ash & Envy: *Smiles* Oh, Desti. What will we do without you?
(Desti giggles)
Envy: Well, gang. Let's hope that 15 years from now, things will be different or if not, better! And in some way, I think that this is only just the beginning of something else...
(The camera cuts to the outside of The ASDF Fortress and starts panning out)
Envy (In the background): Now, who wants hot chocolate?
Everyone (In the background): I do!
(The camera pans out from The ASDF Fortress and then pans into the sun, where the animation ends and then the credits role. Suddenly, the credits get interrupted by an unknown source, we see an Octoling man with a shadowy figure)
Octoling: Ma'am.
???: Speak...
Octoling: The ASDF had just assassinated Sarah Octavius...
???: They have?
Octoling: An individual known as "Desti" had beaten her.
???: Ah... That must be the Desti that I'm looking for!
Octoling: What are you talking about, ma'am?
???: There's more than one Desti... There's an infinite number of universes out there, each one must have some kind of Desti in them.
Octoling: There are millions of them out there. Why do you need THIS Desti out of any other Desti?
???: It's not just her that I need, there are four other Destis that I need to find as well, they will be known as the "Main Five". Since Sarah Octavius is dead, I can finally make my escape from this Meta Prison and begin my search.
Octoling: Who long do you think that it will take you?
???: Oh, I would say about 15 years. But it could take longer...
(The mysterious figure steps out from the dark, revealing herself to be another Desti, but corrupted)
Dead-sti: We'll just have to see...
(The scene cuts and the credits role once again but gets interrupted once again by a glitch, who was revealed to be an entity known as "SMG666")
SMG666: *Evil cackling*
(The scene cuts to black and then fades back to the ending credits)
THE END
Category:The Crow-verse