Superhero

== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with Granite bringing the 8 duos to an abandoned warehouse)
SpongeBob: What are we doing here?
Granite: Challenge time, ahhhhh. For today’s challenge, you and your teammate need to come up with a superhero super duo super power super combo super fun super duper super fight.
Hoopla: HOOPLA! What?
Granite: Turn yourselves into super hero duos with names and powers. The best ones win and will get to nominate two other duos to be up for ELIMINATION. 
Boxy: *literally just falls over*
Monty P. Moneybags: Oh the humanity!
Granite: Ready, set-
Steve: SPAGHETTI!
Granite: Did you really have to ruin the moment Steve?
Steve: I mean I didn’t have to-
Granite: Go!
(Cut to Joe Biden and Keanu Reeves)
Joe: How do we combine our two worlds?
Keanu: One word. Dogs.
Joe: Yeah alright let’s go from there.
(Cut to Noseward and Sully)
Sully: Hey man you’re a nose so maybe we could make a superhero duo who have enhanced senses of smell.
Noseward: Racist!
Sully: Wait I didn’t mean it like that-
(Cut to SpongeBob and Amaya)
Amaya: So Lucy wanted me to tell you that she loves you.
SpongeBob: I heard her tell you to tell me that necker we left it was adorable. 
Amaya: What if our superheroes are powered up by love?
SpongeBob: I love the sound of that. No pun intended. Dammit.
(Cut to Bob the Builder and Sonic)
Sonic: How on earth did I get stuck with you again. Like literally everybody else got new people and I got you?
Bob: Sonic that hurts. 
Sonic: Sorry. I am just confused. So maybe we could combine our utilities for the superheroes. Maybe the heroes can fix things super fast?
Bob: Yes.
(Cut to Boxy and Mama Krabs)
Boxy: *falls over*
Mama Krabs: Hm? Of course!
(Cut to Hoopla and Girly Teengirl)
Hoopla: HOOPLA! We’ve yet to formally meet. Hi, name’s Hoopla. I’m sort of hot shit around here.
Girly Teengirl: Hello Hoopla, I won my season. How good did you do?
Hoopla: That’s besides the point.
Girly Teengirl: What if our heroes can like spit fire?
Hoopla: And shit acid?
Girly Teengirl: And give high fives of DEATH?
Hoopla: Genius.
(Cut to Bob Ross and Monty P. Moneybags)
Monty P. Moneybags: I’ve got it! We make superheroes based off of art!
Bob Ross: Perfect. 
(Cut to the end of the challenge)
Granite: Time to judge. First up, SpongeBob and Amaya!
SpongBob: So our hero duo runs on the power of love!
Granite: Anything else?
Amaya: They’re called the Lovers.
Granite: Sounds homosexual. Next up, Hoopla and Girly Teengirl.
Hoopla: our heroes are named Hero Man and Hoopla Man. They can do basically everything.
Girly Teengirl: Acid spit, super strength, poison touch.
Granite: Sounds neat. Next up are Boxy and Mama Krabs.
Boxy: *falls over*
Granite: *crying* Absolutely beautiful. Next up, YOU KNOW WHAT! I don’t even care what you other guys made!
Steve: Uh Granite what are you doi-
Granite: Boxy and Mama Krabs win! Let’s go back to the nomination table. *sobs*
(Cut to the table)
Boxy: *falls over in the general direction of Bob the Builder and Sonic*
Mama Krabs: Guess we’re nominating them. Uhhhh let’s also nominate SpongeBob and Amaya because they both won and I don’t think they need any more money.
SpongeBob: Hey! I used the money for charity!
Sonic: I used it for my daughter.
Granite: Wow, it appears three of the four winners have been nominated in the first episode! And also Bob the Builder. Go vote for one of these duos to be up for eviction in the next episode of Evicted!
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