Aibou Back Again

is the drama track from the limited edition of the first volume of the Hypnosis Mic -Before the Battle- Dawn of Divisions manga.
==Cast==
*Shintaro Asanuma as Samatoki Aohitsugi
*Ryota Iwasaki as Sasara Nurude
*Nozomi Yamamoto as Nemu Aohitsugi
*Ryusei Nakao as Zannen Tobari
*Akio Otsuka as Zansei Tobari
==Translation==
 	
 	In place of all you foolish men, unable to cease your conflict--we, the women, will rule.
 	What’re you laughin’ for, Samatoki?
 	Who the hell could listen to this and not laugh? The top just picked a fight with all of us men. ‘Course I’m gonna take it up with ‘em!
 	Haha. That is something you’d do.
 	
 	Heya there! Sasara-san’s making his gallant entrance!
 	Could you come in any louder?
 	Ahaha! C’mon, don’t say that.
 	You’re so damn…
 	Huh? Why the long face?
 	Huh? Why the long face?
 	Huh? Ah, yeah, yeah. I brought your half. Here.
 	So this’s a Hypnosis Mic.
 	I applied last week. Didn’t think I’d get ‘em so fast, though. And everyone who wants can have one. I don’t get it.
 	They’ve got some shitty ulterior motives or somethin’
 	You can say that again.
 	Should we try ‘em out?
 	Yeah.
 	
 	I dunno about the theory behind it, but these sure do some real damage.
 	More than I expected.
 	Well, fightin’ with words’s better than fightin’ with fists, at least.
 	Well, a fistfight’s still faster.
 	You’re a real violent guy, y’know. But if they’re just handing ‘em out willy-nilly, somebody’s gonna try and abuse that
 	Yeah. They will.
 	If this’ll eliminate violence, you’ll stop gettin’ into fistfights, and Nemu-chan can stop worrying, right? Ahaha! ...Hahaha! ...Huh? R...Right?
 	Huh?
 	Something happen? Why the long face?
 	Tch. It was nothing.
 	It definitely wasn’t nothin--
 	Onii-chan!
 	Nemu… What’s wrong?
 	Everything, and you know it! Onii-chan. I told you this morning not to do it, but you still went and did something to the boys in my class, didn’t you!?
 	Something? I just found a couple a guys tryna make a pass at you and said hello.
 	We were just talking!! But you grabbed his collar and said "If you get any closer to my little sister I’m gonna pin you up like a dead bug and make you into a human specimen, got it?" How can you call that just "saying hello"!?
 	Ghh…
 	Samatoki… So that’s what you did, huh.
 	You did this to me in middle school, too! And thanks to you, all of the boys were so scared they wouldn’t even talk to me!
 	Isn’t that a good thing?
 	I told you to stop and you still did it again!
 	Hey, hey, calm down, you two!
 	Onii-chan! Just stop doing violent stuff like that, okay? And, Sasara-san, sorry for bothering you!
 	Hard to believe she’s got a nice side.
 	So the reason for the long face is because you had a fight with Nemu-chan, huh
 	Tch.
 	I’ve been thinkin’ this, but you’re really a lil bit too protective of her, Samatoki.
 	Hell nah I’m not. This’s normal, normal.
 	No, it’s definitely not. Tellin’ a kid you’re gonna turn him into a human specimen makes you sound like a kid, too! I get that you’re worried, but calm down a little. Or else Nemu-chan’s really gonna start hating you.
 	...If that happens… then it happens.
 	I know you think it’s better to go at everything alone, but you’re siblings. I think you can rely on her a little more.
 	Shuddup! Don’t start criticising how I raise her.
 	Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.
 	This’s makin’ me sick.
 	Onii-chan!
 	What happened!?
 	He was collapsed in front of your office.
 	What? Explain.
 	Looks like he got beat real bad.
 	Hey, you okay?
Gang Member 	Yes. Somehow…
 	Who did this to you?
Gang Member 	The Tobari brothers.
 	Those two fools? They ambushed you?
Gang Member 	That’s… They were up by the North Exit station, coercing their way into money to bribe the authorities with. And then, once I found their underlings…
 	They ambushed you.
Gang Member 	Yes. They came at me all at once…
 	Those goddamn…
 	Ah, onii-chan!
 	Samatoki, wait! Even if you-- Damn it. That stupid idiot. Nemu-chan, look after him for a bit.
 	
 	I lost him. He’s not thinkin’ straight… And he’s alone… How rash can you get?
 	
 	Damn it.
 	Samatoki. You’re safe. So? What happened?
 	Their hideout was completely deserted.
 	Good. Going in alone was way too reckless.
 	I could take a dozen of those maggots easy, all on my own.
 	Hey… Can’t you think about this a little more calmly?
 	I’ve got a hunch. I’m gonna go in and raid them.
 	Samatoki, wait!!
 	Lemme go!
 	Going alone’s too reckless!
 	Don’t care. I’m gonna beat ‘em down.
 	Calm down! You’re gonna go in without a plan?!
 	I’ve got a plan! I’m gonna go and beat ‘em down.
 	You idiot! "Raid them" isn’t a plan!
 	Don’t care! Let me go!
 	I won’t!
 	Tch. Sasara. Stop fuckin’ nagging! You ain't even my teammate! Why’re you doing this?
 	That’s--! (Back then, I just waited, doing nothing. And in the end, I drove Rosho into a corner, and we disbanded. So then, I…) I think of you as my partner! And if a friend is about to make a mistake, no real friend just stands back and watches!
 	Shut up. The hell do you think you know about me, huh!? Stop talking down at me, you bastard!
 	Idiot!
 	The hell!?
 	You’re like this with Nemu-chan, too, but you’re always tryin’ to go off on your own! Just rely on us already, will you!? (Oops. Might’ve gone a little too far with that one.) This isn’t a lecture, it’s just me talking as your partner!
 	Ha. Just you talking? So it doesn’t mean shit whether I listen to you or not?
 	I… guess it doesn’t.
 	Sasara! Lend me your strength!
 	...Huh? Y-Yeah! If you and me join forces, there’s nothin’ that could scare us!
 	Those fuckin’ worms are all gonna die!
 	You got it. So let’s go back to the office and start collecting intel.
 	...Got it.
 	
 	What happened here?
Gang Member</small>	Samatoki-san… Sasara-san… I’m so sorry…
Zannen Tobari 	Oh my. You’re back early.
Zansei Tobari 	This girl’s your little sis?
 	Onii-chan...
 	Let Nemu go right now!
Zannen Tobari 	Oh? I think it would be best if you stopped right there. If my brother’s hand were to slip, your dear little sister might become damaged goods.
Zansei Tobari 	You heard ‘im.
 	Cowards. Bringing all this support with you…
Zannen Tobari 	Go on, curse at us all you like.
Zansei Tobari 	These’re all guys with a bone to pick with Samatoki. We hardly even had to ask ‘em to come. We’ll take that pretty face of yours and make it into a bloody mess!
Zannen Tobari 	And, for insurance, we took care of all your little friends.
 	Too bad for you. I’ve still got a friend here!
Zannen Tobari 	And what do you believe the two of you alone can do?
 	When he and I join forces, there’s nothin’ that could scare us!
Zansei Tobari 	Don’t underestimate us! There’s a dozen of us. We’ll make you regret acting so overconfident!
Zannen Tobari 	Now, end them!
 	...Sasara. Gimme a mic.
 	Oh? I thought a fistfight was supposed to be faster?
 	I can’t fight them in front of Nemu.
 	Ahaha! Are you growing up a little?
 	Shuddup and hand it over!
 	Sure, sure. No mercy for poor ol’ Sasara-san.
 	Yo, don’t go layin’ a finger on Nemu, you wormsPest control’s here to exterminate you
 	The strongest tag team versus the extrasIf you're a CRT TV, then we play in 4K
 	That’s the difference in our skills
 	Well, you heard ‘im. We’ll take you out with a bang-bang!Sorry in advance
 	Samatoki and Sasara, union of East and West
 	Yes!
 	S&S, the best connection
 	
 	It took a hot second, but we blew those pesky evildoers right off.
 	Nemu! Are you okay?
 	Yeah! Thank you, onii-chan.
 	I’m glad you’re safe.
 	That mic...
 	Ah, yeah. It’s a Hyp-whatsit Mic.
 	A real piece of work. Straight from the future, if you ask me.
 	That’s…
 	Hey, Sasara.
 	Huh? What’s up?
 	There’s gonna be more guys who try using these for evil.
 	That there are.
 	So I… No. So we can keep cleaning up all that trash, Sasara…
 	Huh?
 	You wanna take over this city?
 	Hm. (So I join with him and reform the world through rap? And then, if I could keep using my comic dialogue with this mic…) Ha! Sounds like fun. Samatoki! Let’s do it.
 	Heh. I’m countin’ on you, partner.
 	Haha! If we’re in this, next we’ve gotta pick a team name!
 	Team name? We don’t need somethin’ like that.
 	We do! Putting a name to it’s important, too.
 	Fine, I guess. What were you thinking?
 	Hmm… I’m a comedian, and you hoof it like a madman, so… The Comic and the One-Trick Pony! How’s that?
 	I’m gonna kill you for that one, who the hell’s a one-trick pony?
 	Don’t be a neigh-sayer, I’m just horsin’ around.
 	Quit yer puns!
 	Don’t complain if you have no suggestions!
 	Tch. A name… We can keep thinking about it. We don’t gotta decide it right now, do we?
 	Well, I guess. We can have a naming party at your house later!
 	What? Why at my house?
 	Nemu-chan? We can, right?
 	Yep! Of course!
 	Nemu-chan says it’s fine!
 	Tch. Well, whatever. Just don’t leave a mess.
 	Got it, got it!
 	It’s hot! Don’t cling, it’s annoying!
 	Hahaha!
 	And stop laughing!
==Credits==
*Translation by Linktieria
Category:Drama Tracks
Category:Mad Comic Dialogue