Jonathan: The Distortedd Investigations (Fanfiction)

The Story Involves Jonathan Washington Who Is Commonly Referred To As Jonathan Who Leads An Operation As Which Involves Eradicating The Distorted Characters By Destroying The Distortedd World Portal Jonathan Is Joined By His Faithful Sidekicks Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Dean Cadence, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna And Princess Cadence Jonathan Was Later Joined By Distortedd Who Revealed That She Inadvertently Caused The Portal To Appear And Led The Second Team While Sci-Twi Twilight Sparkle Led The 3rd Team
Jonathan's Team
Jonathan-Jonathan Is The Head Honcho Of This Operation Which Was An Team Cooperation Jonathan Later Meets Distortedd Who He Picks Up From The Airport In His Large Black Titanium Steel Armored Escalade Which Now Had Built In Weapons, GPS Tracking Device And Buttons To Activate Certain Weapons Distortedd Giggled And Said I Can't Wait To Eradicate Those Distorted Characters Jonathan Nodded In Agreement Just Then Bulma Briefs Giggled Through The Radio Saying Jonathan Are You There? Jonathan Says B-Bulma Is That You? How Are You Not Distorted Bulma Briefs Giggled And Said I Managed To Escape Listen I Want You Meet Me, Chi-Chi, Adult Teen Bulma Briefs, Android 18, Android 21, Videl Satan And Gine At My Luxurious Hideout I Have An Idea To Solve The Distorted Character Appearances Problem Jonathan Nodded As The Black Armored Escalade Arrived At Bulma's Hideout Inside The Hideout Jonathan Was Greeted By Bulma Briefs Who Tells Him That She Managed To Convert Distorted Bulma Briefs To Her Teen Adult Counterpart Distortedd Giggled And Said How'd You Managed To Do That Teen Adult Bulma Briefs Explained That While I Was Distorted Bulma Briefs I Still Had Knowledge Of Technology It Wasn't Until I Was Converted To My Teen Adult Self That I Decided To Help Bulma Out Creating Combat Gear For All Of Us To Use Including Distorted Proof Shields Distortedd Giggled And Said Alright Since We're All Here We Might As Well Put On Our Gear Jonathan Agreed
Principal Celestia-Principal Celestia Who Is Jonathan's Second Most Important Member Ever Since This Operation First Started There Is Two Teams The Second Is Led By Distortedd Which Had More Female Members With Teen Adult Bulma Briefs Being The Co-Leader And Strategist Android 18 And Android 21 Provide Muscle While The Girls Fought Their Distorted Selves And Other Distorted Characters Jonathan Goes Into Hiding And Immediately Sees The Equestria Girls Mane 7 Jonathan Says This Is Interesting As Sci-Twi Twilight Sparkle Giggled And Said I'm Glad You Came Jonathan We Managed To Escape From Our Distorted Counterparts Luckily I Managed To Pinpoint The Exact Location Of The Distortedd World Portal Although It's A Bit Harder To Reach Since Distorted Principal Celestia Is Guarding It Jonathan Said So That's Who's Guarding It Jonathan Thinks He Could Take Both Her And The Distortedd World Portal Out In One Attempt Principal Celestia Giggled And Said I Bet You That You Won't Actually Destroy It Jonathan Chuckled And Said Prepared To Be Amazed As Jonathan Conjured Up Two Large Magical Balls And Smashed Them Together Creating An Bigger Ball As Jonathan Chucked It Towards The Distortedd World Portal Distorted Principal Celestia Tried To Hold It Off But Soon Realized That Parts Of Her Were Slowly Disappearing As She Was Thrown Into The Distortedd World Portal Creating An Massive Shockwave Explosion As The Distorted Characters Slowly Disappeared Distorted Bulma Briefs Who Is Inside The Soul Of Teen Adult Bulma Also Disappears As The Portal Was Destroyed Distortedd Giggled And Said Jonathan Actually Did It 
Vice Principal Luna-Shortly After The Whole Distorted Characters Fiasco The Three Teams Convene At Capsule Corporation Jonathan States That Something Was Going On At Canterlot High School It's Like He Could Sense Magical Activity Sci-Twi Twilight Sparkle Gulped Knowing What Jonathan Was Referring To Principal Celestia Says Wait Is He Talking About The Dazzlings Realizing That That's Who He Is Referring To Jonathan Says They Must Use Magic To Beat Them And Then He Realized That He Is The Only One With No Magical Abilities