Boi slaughterhouse news: New spin times

== New spin times: Boi slaughterhouse edition ==
To celebrate the lives lost in the Boi slaughterhouse storm, Us at New Spin Times made a entire news page for the boi slaughterhouse. 
== Hawk's Death ==
Hawk, the owner of the Boi slaughterhouse, died yesterday at the age of 39. Police investigated his body, seen to have horse tranquilizers in his sandwich. This is a good thing yet a bad thing. His will said to give the Boi slaughterhouse to his daughter, Løøpcinder. Løøpcinder commented, "I am sad for my dad's death, but I have a surprise to morn his death and revive his serpentine boiz."
== Løøpcinder industries opens a new Boi slaughterhouse ==
Løøpcinder Industries, owned by Løøpcinder, has opened a new Boi slaughterhouse in Spinadelphia. She commented, "this commemorates Hawk, who was killed due to some stupid boiz. I was lucky to be bailed out of jail before his death, but I promise revenge on those boiz." The address for the new location is found at 124 Plainrock avenue, Spinadelphia. The location is teaming up with new local stores around Jamaa, to sell the products, but a store still remains at the location.
== Jammer charged with murder of løøp boiz ==
Jammer Tranquil FrozenViolet, has been charged of murder of ten løøp boiz in the slaughterhouse storm. The Jammer was guilty of murder of løøp boiz. Their names were: Starry, Loopÿ, drīłłįë, ßałłïmæñdęr, and more uncomfirmed names. A family member of drīłłįë said, "Î ßûrłÿ mïßß mÿ śpęçïæł gïrł. ßhe wïłł bë rëmęmbërèd." The funeral will take place tomorrow in peppycatgaming's den.
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