The Mysterious Mare Do Well

guest star - Will Ferrell and Jason Griffith 
Musical guest - Owl City 
== Quotes ==
(cold open)
Erica: Attention, everyone! Attention! Will Ferrell, the star of Megamind will be guest starring on the show. Let's get right down to our first order of business. I motion that and might I add that if you looked up the word 'awesome' in the dictionary, there would be a picture of television 
Corey: I object! I think the word 'awesome' is played out! We deserve better! I motion that we declare the most stupendous!
Didi: 'Stupendous'? Is that the best you've got? I motion that we declare... wonderiffic! Astonishing
Shannon: Breathtaking!
Sean: Astounding!
Dylan: Bedazzling! And What about super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing?
Erica: All in favor of declaring that Will Ferrell’s gonna be on the show, say 'aye'!
Fan club: Aye! [cheering]
Jason Griffith: Nicktoons! Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? Hi, I'm Jason Griffith. You may remember me as the voice actor for 4Kids Entertainment
Ryan Malloy: Man Oh Man-Fred Mann, this is the coolest thing ever. There just aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe awesomeness.
Andrew: I can think of a few new words.
Dylan: And I bet 'modest' is not one of them.
Andrew: No, but she is kinda awesome.
Erica: Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Erica is here!
Jason Griffith: wow, Detective Dan and Lump Maroon introduce the Backstreet Boys. Then, Peter & Flem Introduce Destiny's Child, with a part 1 rendition of "No, No, No"
June: It's time to put on music 
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
Glenn Dilworth: It's time to put on makeup
Ryan Malloy: It's time to dress up right
Hector: It's time to raise the curtain...
Hector, Glenn Dilworth, and Ryan Malloy ...on the Muppet Show tonight
Fred Stockdale: Why do we always come here?
Dawn Stockdale: I guess we'll never know
Fred Stockdale: It's like a kind of torture
Together: To have to watch the show
[drum solo by Dylan]
J, D, and F: So now let's get things started
Audience: Why don't you get things started
June: It's time to get things started
Everyone: On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
[Andrew closed by blowing a ram horn, then audience cheers]
Henry: So what do you think? 
Erica: Oh, I think it’s a great song. It’s just… it’s not what I wanna sing. 
(The hosts gasps)
Erica: I wanna sing about…how our worlds can live in harmony and melody together!
Henry: Our sidekick would make chowder outta me if you sang a song like that!
Erica: If you won’t listen, then I’m not going to sing at all. (She leaves)
Mayor: Welcome to the first, but surely not last, thank you parade, in honor of our city's greatest hero, the mysterious Mare Do Well!
[everyone cheering]
Erica: The mysterious Mare Do Well, huh? So what are you hiding? Let's see how mysterious you are without that mask!
Mare Do Well: [whistles]
Corey: What the heck?
Mare Do Well: [whistles]
Erica: Grrr... I got you now! Alright, Miss Mysterious! Mystery... solved! And now, let’s enjoy one of my favourite cartoons
June: And after watching those coolest cartoons, I used my magic to fix the dam.
Didi: And I did the flyby afterwards. made the costumes. Fabulous if I do say so myself!
Henry: I don't understand. Why? Don't you want me to be a hero?
Dylan: Of course we want you to be a hero.
Andrew: But a real hero doesn't brag.
Ryan Malloy: I guess I did start to brag a little.
Other main cast: A little?!
Ryan Malloy: Okay, a lot.
Corey: Celebrating your accomplishments is natural. But...
Shannon: ...Rubbin' them in everyone's face is not.
Didi: Yeah, the only thing that should be rubbed in anybody's face is chocolate cake. 
Sean: I think we're getting off topic here.
Corey: What we're trying to say is, it's great to be really good at something, but it's important to act with grace and humility.
Erica: Ohhhh. That makes loads more sense. Yeah. You're right. And I guess I should've also acted with grace and humility when others outshine me. Like Mare Do Well.
June: Sounds like you've got a letter to write.
Didi: Already got it covered. As your ghost writer, I've already penned a letter. That's nice of you, but I really wanna write this letter myself.
Andrew: Aww, come on, I wrote the whole thing already!
Didi: Okay, let's hear it.
Andrew: [clears throat] Dear mr-
Corey: Look out! It's a real ghost!
All hosts: [yelping and screaming, causing the page to turn]
Henry: We love a bit of Safety Queen, did we? 
June: That’s right Hanksky, so we’ll let Roxanne "Roxie" Ritchi the strong-willed news reporter and Megamind's love interest introduce the musical guest
Roxanne Ritchi: Thank you June and Henry. We’re live from the studio where Owl City’s performance is about to start, so here’s a story. Adam Young was born in Ottumwa, Iowa, United States on July 5, 1986, was raised in Owatonna, Minnesota. And he is the son of Joan and Randy Young. And here he is performing his single Fireflies from his album Ocean Eyes right now
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Owl City! 
(audience applaud) 
Owl City: You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Leave my door open just a crack
Please take me away from here
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
Please take me away from here
Why do I tire of counting sheep?
Please take me away from here
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell (they said farewell)
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar (jar, jar, jar)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Erica: everybody give it up for Owl City!
Henry: And let’s give it all a hand for our special guest, 
All cohosts: Will Ferrell!
(Mr. Foot placing Will Ferrell in the trunk of a car)
Henry: Megamind, now and forever...
June: ...playing at all cinemas everywhere!
All cohosts: We’ll see you next time on KaBlam!
Fred Stockdale: [whistles] What a show! Ooh! Yeah! Great performance! [claps in rhythm to chant] Harold and Jane! Harold and Jane! Harold and Jane!
Erica: TV party tonight!
Corey: Eh, wha?
Erica: TV party tonight!
Corey: Oh!
Loopy: We've got nothing better to do
Fondue: Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
Sniz: Don't want to talk about anything else
Action league superheroes: We don't wanna know! 
Corey: We're dedicated, yes! 
Henry: To our favorite shows! 
August: The Angry Beavers!
Betty Anne: The Wild Thornberrys!
Tommy: All Grown Up!
Repunzel: Hey Arnold!
June: KaBlam!  
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