Maram Ayari/Dialogue

==W05_Dialogue_MaramAyari==
#	Dialogue Topic	Form ID	Player Prompt 	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Idle Chatter 	Be gentle with the robots, will you? They're only following their programming. 	
 	 	 	Idle Chatter 	Welcome to Watoga. Humans are not welcome here. 	Imitating a Protectron, with a laugh at the end
 	 	 	Idle Chatter 	Oh, joy! Flesh and bone. 	Sarcastic
 	 	 	Idle Chatter 	Hope you're not here to massacre my mechanical buddies. 	
 	 	 	Idle Chatter 	Beep boop. Did I convince you? 	Imitating a robot
 	 	 	GREETING 	Wanna talk about robots now? 	
 	 	 	GREETING 	You've activated my 'Greeting' subroutine. 	
 	 	 	GREETING 	I love robots. Have I mentioned I love robots? 	
 	 	 	GREETING 	What's crackin', fleshling? 	fleshling = human
 	 	 	I don't know what you're talking about. 	Sure. Okay. Well, in case something ever sparks your curiosity for the inner workings of robots, let me give you the right tools to investigate. 	Skeptical
 	 	 	You got me. Nothing excites me like a sleek metal case and a powerful central processor.	Finally, some common sense. Fleshy skin and brittle bone? Yuck. Industrial grade reinforced steel and hyperplexed optic sensors? Woof. 	
 	 	 	You got me. Nothing excites me like a sleek metal case and a powerful central processor.	Speaking of robot parts, I've got some extras lying around. Why don't you use them to keep your bots in shape? 	
 	 	 	You got me. Nothing excites me like a sleek metal case and a powerful central processor.	There's nothing worse than a mechanical malfunction at the wrong time. 	
 	 	 	Let's talk about something else. 	How about robots? I love talking about robots. 	
 	 	 	What's so bad about humans? 	I've never understood humans. They're always hurting each other. And they're really inefficient. 	
 	 	 	What's so bad about humans? 	If you're going to destroy the world, at least do it properly and eliminate our parasitic species for good. 	
 	 	 	What's so bad about humans? 	You know, before the War, I once got fired for telling my boss that his code was a pile of crap and needed to be reworked. But it was true! 	
 	 	 	Why do you love robots so much? 	They exist for a purpose, and they do that purpose well. No if, ands, or buts about it. 	
 	 	 	Why do you love robots so much? 	Well, sometimes there are 'ifs' and 'ands', but with any luck they're well-documented, and- 	
 	 	 	Why do you love robots so much? 	Point is, robots always make sense. Anything they do, they do for a reason. I'd prefer if the whole world functioned that way. 	
 	 	 	Why do you love robots so much? 	Plus, they're cutie-pies! 	
 	 	 	Let's talk about something else. 	Hit me. 	As in "hit me with your questions"
 	 	 	Is Watoga everything you dreamed of? 	Is it? I mean, aside from the corpses and debris everywhere... yes! 	
 	 	 	Is Watoga everything you dreamed of? 	I would be happy to live out my days here and never meet another human soul again. 	
 	 	 	Is Watoga everything you dreamed of? 	No offense. 	
 	 	 	Did you also become the mayor for a day? 	Oh! Made your way up to see MAIA, did you? I'm impressed. 	
 	 	 	Did you also become the mayor for a day? 	Yeah. You can imagine my chagrin when I arrived at the promised robot utopia, only to get laser-beamed from every direction. 	
 	 	 	Did you also become the mayor for a day? 	But I wasn't gonna give up on my dream that easily. So I loaded up on Stealth Boys and scoured the place until I found MAIA. The rest is history. 	
 	 	 	Could you reprogram the robots not to attack me? 	It's a little more complicated than that, I'm afraid. 	
 	 	 	Could you reprogram the robots not to attack me? 	But even if there was an easy hack, I wouldn't be interested in giving special privileges to anyone who couldn't do it themselves. 	
 	 	 	Could you reprogram the robots not to attack me? 	Right now, Watoga belongs to the robots and me. And I like it that way. 	
 	 	 	Do the robots not attack you? 	Nope! They like me. 	
 	 	 	Do the robots not attack you? 	And by like me, I mean they're running code that says I'm a special exception to their "kill everything" directive. 	
 	 	 	Why did all the robots turn hostile? 	That's not my business to tell. If you're really curious, try checking out the municipal center. 	
 	 	 	Why did all the robots turn hostile? 	If you can survive it. 	
 	 	 	I'll leave you to your robot paradise. 	And I'll leave you to your human wasteland. 	
 	 	 	[Perception 8+] I can tell that your passion for robots is not just intellectual. 	Well, duh. Why anyone suffers through teaching another human what they like and don't like, when they could just write it into code, is beyond me.	
 	 	 	[Perception 8+] I can tell that your passion for robots is not just intellectual. 	But hey, it takes one to know one, right? 	Calling the player out with a wink
 	 	 	Who are you? 	Just a human pledging unwavering loyalty and devotion to superior AI. 	
 	 	 	What is this place? 	Watoga - the city of the future! 	Spreading a banner
 	 	 	What is this place? 	A fully automated utopia, with everything from hard labor to civil service in the hands of the bots. 	Euphoric; this truly is the best utopia she could imagine
 	 	 	What is this place? 	I wish I could have seen it before the War. Things have gotten a little dingy since then. 	
 	 	 	What is there to love about a heartless bucket of cogs and wires? 	Everything, really. 	
 	 	 	What is there to love about a heartless bucket of cogs and wires? 	For one thing, they're not rude and judgmental like humans are. Unless you program them to be. 	
 	 	 	What is there to love about a heartless bucket of cogs and wires? 	But I'm pretty used to humans being like that. 	Extra touch of resentment on "that"
 	 	 	Um... No? 	Well, I do. They're smarter, sleeker, faster, stronger... I could go on. 	Getting more and more excited, and then controlling herself at the end
 	 	 	Um... No? 	But I won't waste my breath if I'm boring you. 	
 	 	 	Me, too! Robots are the best. 	You do? I thought I was the only one. 	
 	 	 	Me, too! Robots are the best. 	Our mechanical pals always got a bad rap for taking human jobs. But I say: if they can do it better, let them! 	
 	 	 	Me, too! Robots are the best. 	And believe me when I say they can do it better. 	Eyebrow wiggle
 	 	 	Have you checked the RobCo Research Center? 	Scoured it from top to bottom, no dice on the servo. Well, maybe my lucky day is simply yet to come. 	With a hopeful sigh
 	 	 	Have you checked the RobCo Research Center? 	Or, I'll have to make it myself. 	Lightbulb!
 	 	 	What's your favorite type of robot? 	Oh, dear. How could I possibly choose? 	
 	 	 	What's your favorite type of robot? 	Protectrons are charming. Simple, quaint design, marching ever forward on a single directive. 	
 	 	 	What's your favorite type of robot? 	But Handys are so versatile! So many possible attachments. Eh, but the human personality thing really drops their point value. 	
 	 	 	What's your favorite type of robot? 	Eyebots? Boring. Liberators - too political. Robobrains - creepy. 	
 	 	 	What's your favorite type of robot? 	Ohoho, Assaultrons... now those pack some grievous power. Buuut I don't like the humanoid body. 	
 	 	 	What's your favorite type of robot? 	I got it. Sentry Bots. Massive. Commanding. Powerful. Really the whole package. 	THICC
 	 	 	Do robots have souls? 	Do humans have souls? How do you define a soul? 	
 	 	 	Do robots have souls? 	If it's something that gives you purpose, then robots have more of a soul than any other entity I know. 	
 	 	 	Let's talk about something else. 	Aw, do we have to? 	
 	 	 	Let's talk about robots! 	You couldn't have said a more delightful series of words. 	
 	 	 	Let's talk about robots! 	Have you read about the latest servo model RobCo was working on before the War? I'm still trying to get my hands on one. 	
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