Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison battled Alfred Nobel and Nikola Tesla in Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 8.
==Information on the Rapper==
Thomas Alva Edison (February 11, 1847 – October 18, 1931) was an American inventor and businessman. He developed many devices that greatly influenced life around the world, including the phonograph, the motion picture camera, and a long-lasting, practical electric light bulb. Dubbed "The Wizard of Menlo Park", he was one of the first inventors to apply the principles of mass production and large-scale teamwork to the process of invention, and because of that, he is often credited with the creation of the first industrial research laboratory.
Edison is the fourth most prolific inventor in history, holding 1,093 US patents in his name, as well as many patents in the United Kingdom, France, and Germany. He is credited with numerous inventions that contributed to mass communication and, in particular, telecommunications. These included a stock ticker, a mechanical vote recorder, a battery for an electric car, electrical power, recorded music and motion pictures. He died of diabetes in 1931.
==Lyrics==
===Verse One:===
I'm here to dis this civilian who thinks he has class,
This will be 1% battle rapping, 99% me kicking your ass!
You failure, you couldn't even win your own prize, am I right?
Without your dynamite, I don't think you could put up even a small fight!
I've got a thousand patents, you've just got an ugly beard,
Have fear, i'm the Wizard of Menlo Park, to make you disappear!
I thought you'd blow yourself up, but you died of a hemorrhage instead,
I'll shove this lightbulb up your ass, since there's never one over your head!
===Verse Two:===
You invented the blasting cap? Well you're blasting crap!
Alfie, you can't rap, but you've fallen into my trap!
==Trivia== 
*This Historical Figure was used by Epic Rap Battles of History
**Ironically, like in ERB, Nikola Tesla rap in Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 8
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