WotW: Week 10

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Weak of the Week: Week 10 	Weak of the Week: Week 10
 	
Kathryn Suzannah Eire S'erminutue-Solstheim 	Kathryn Suzannah Eire S'erminutue-Solstheim
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
My goodness. That name contains a lot of letters. That looks to be at least 50 letters. I thought Professor Protoplast was bad, but this is a mouthful. Kathryn Suzannah is long enough, but it doesn't stop there. This name takes the fast train to sillyville by adding not one, not two, but three more names after the first two! Add in a apostrophe mid-word and a comma, creating a compound word of mouth murdering mush that only makes sense to a Dungeons and Dragon's nerd, and you've got this weeks horrible weakling: Kathryn Suzannah Eire S'erminutue-Solstheim. Oh, excuse me, according to her title, she's actually Lady Kathryn Suzannah Eire S'erminutue-SolstheimNo, that's not some kind of spell that Doctor Strange would cast to conjure up the Weak of the Week, that is apparently a name. I honestly think that every kid would love to read about the tales of Kathryn Suzannah Earl S'moresminutes Solid-Bowel's adventures, but I'm pretty sure that after anyone would address the character there wouldn't be enough room left in the dialogue bubbles to convey much of a story. "Curse you, Kathryn Suzannah Ernie R'eyesjunior-solidsnake, I will have my revenge!" Can't you just call her like Dark-Girl or something? I honestly don't even know if that name could fit on the cover of a comic book, they're only like 7 inches wide. Who knew that a name so big could be so WEAK.I just want to know this: How in the name of Cthulhu do you pronounce this persons name? Aside from the first two names, which are just mundane names spelled in a Maury-guest sort of way, I can't figure out how to say this elongated chain of weakness. Is Eire pronounced like Eye-Re, or Eerie? What about S'erminutue? Is that like Sermon-ut-two? Suh'ermin-tooie? Seaman Banjo-tooie? Sole-ste-em?!HOW THE F*** DO YOU SAY IT!? GOD, YOU PRETENTIOUS WEAKLING! JUST CALL HER DARK-GIRL OR ARCHRESS OR SOMETHING!! Think of the poor children trying to tell their parents what comic they want! Have you no heart?!As for the actual character, well...I can barely even tell what this mess looks like behind all the darkness and vibration travel power auras, but there's no mistaking it: Kathryn Suzannah Eire...Banana Fana-fo-fanna appears actually be the deceased self proclaimed King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Though through all the auras, the only body part I can correctly identify is his head. I think I might see shoes, and a chain...and maybe a scarf or something, but the only definite part is the surgery mangled face of Michael Jackson. So, this unpronounceable weak mess is actually the ethereal disembodied floating head of Michael Jackson. Macaulay Culkin's worst nightmare has come to Champions Online.	My goodness. That name contains a lot of letters. That looks to be at least 50 letters. I thought Professor Protoplast was bad, but this is a mouthful. Kathryn Suzannah is long enough, but it doesn't stop there. This name takes the fast train to sillyville by adding not one, not two, but three more names after the first two! Add in a apostrophe mid-word and a comma, creating a compound word of mouth murdering mush that only makes sense to a Dungeons and Dragon's nerd, and you've got this weeks horrible weakling: Kathryn Suzannah Eire S'erminutue-Solstheim. Oh, excuse me, according to her title, she's actually Lady Kathryn Suzannah Eire S'erminutue-SolstheimNo, that's not some kind of spell that Doctor Strange would cast to conjure up the Weak of the Week, that is apparently a name. I honestly think that every kid would love to read about the tales of Kathryn Suzannah Earl S'moresminutes Solid-Bowel's adventures, but I'm pretty sure that after anyone would address the character there wouldn't be enough room left in the dialogue bubbles to convey much of a story. "Curse you, Kathryn Suzannah Ernie R'eyesjunior-solidsnake, I will have my revenge!" Can't you just call her like Dark-Girl or something? I honestly don't even know if that name could fit on the cover of a comic book, they're only like 7 inches wide. Who knew that a name so big could be so WEAK.I just want to know this: How in the name of Cthulhu do you pronounce this persons name? Aside from the first two names, which are just mundane names spelled in a Maury-guest sort of way, I can't figure out how to say this elongated chain of weakness. Is Eire pronounced like Eye-Re, or Eerie? What about S'erminutue? Is that like Sermon-ut-two? Suh'ermin-tooie? Seaman Banjo-tooie? Sole-ste-em?!HOW THE F*** DO YOU SAY IT!? GOD, YOU PRETENTIOUS WEAKLING! JUST CALL HER DARK-GIRL OR ARCHRESS OR SOMETHING!! Think of the poor children trying to tell their parents what comic they want! Have you no heart?!As for the actual character, well...I can barely even tell what this mess looks like behind all the darkness and vibration travel power auras, but there's no mistaking it: Kathryn Suzannah Eire...Banana Fana-fo-fanna appears actually be the deceased self proclaimed King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Though through all the auras, the only body part I can correctly identify is his head. I think I might see shoes, and a chain...and maybe a scarf or something, but the only definite part is the surgery mangled face of Michael Jackson. So, this unpronounceable weak mess is actually the ethereal disembodied floating head of Michael Jackson. Macaulay Culkin's worst nightmare has come to Champions Online.
Offences 	Offences
• Misspelling• Superhero in Pants• What is It?• Aura Obsessed 	• Misspelling• Superhero in Pants• What is It?• Aura Obsessed
How to Improve 	How to Improve
You know, that name isn't nearly long enough. Change your name to something that is even longer. How about Jym-ee Mykeheal-earwax Suzannah Eire S'erminutue-Solidstatedrivesevtheim-J'zullkulbonersamzinger Nehefej'lfajaii-Soudjajdsauidbsjekmels Jake Busey-Dajs'daksfijebbieguyveg-Shakkazombiesbodskajetbangdashdelvga'ooufabholm Jar-jar Abrams'sobdakouulzel Rodriguez-Meyer-Bertrand-Willis Jr.? 	You know, that name isn't nearly long enough. Change your name to something that is even longer. How about Jym-ee Mykeheal-earwax Suzannah Eire S'erminutue-Solidstatedrivesevtheim-J'zullkulbonersamzinger Nehefej'lfajaii-Soudjajdsauidbsjekmels Jake Busey-Dajs'daksfijebbieguyveg-Shakkazombiesbodskajetbangdashdelvga'ooufabholm Jar-jar Abrams'sobdakouulzel Rodriguez-Meyer-Bertrand-Willis Jr.?
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