Mr. Right-Side-Up Eyes

Mr. Right-Side-Up Eyes was born blind, but he gained his sight after 25 years at the 2nd annual Eyesight Convention in Licky Ass Ville. However, after he gained his eyesight, he was approached by Blind. Blind showed him the 👌 symbol, and, since he didn't know any better, Mr. Right-Side-Up Eyes got got! But Blind was a strong fellow, and Mr. Right-Side-Up Eyes' head was knocked clean off his body, and his eyes came out of their sockets, rolling across the convention floor. Blind didn't want to help him, but after Ms. West Wing threatened to leave him, he complied. He unknowingly put his eyes back in their sockets upside down, and then put his head back on his body, also upside down! For a brief moment, Mr. Right-Side-Up Eyes could see properly again, because even though his head was upside down, his eyes were aligned properly. Ms. West Wing soon remedied this though, flipping his head over, and therefore causing him to see upside down again. Since that fateful day, Mr. Right-Side-Up Eyes has always seen things upside down without knowing it, because due to his history of blindness, he has no point of reference to tell how he should be seeing things...