Earthworm Sally

Earthworm Sally is a female worm originally from Teletubby Land, who got booted out by Tinky Winky after drinking toxic waste and turning into a lanky, pink Robloxian for some reason. She moved to Florida after she got evicted, and soon began a trek across the United States of UnAmerica, spreading her three (unknown) diseases. She's been to George Washingmachine's house, Captain 37's Hotel, MS Paint Land, and even Wadd (where she nearly got shot by Dedan).
== Earthworm Sally Gets Attacked By Birds ==
In her travels, she has had to fight many birds (because she's a worm). Her main foes are Vlasic, SCP BIRD MAN, and the infamous Opila Bird (bird up!). However, some birds are her friends, like the ducks at a random pond she hangs out at, who she regularly throws bread to. Despite being a so-called "pacifist", she has punched many birds in the face before in a bid to save her fellow worms.
== Powers ==
=== Terrible Theme Song ===
Earthworm Sally has an awful theme song, which she sings while running down the interstate like a crazy person. This induces a Horror Show because of how bad it is.
=== I Am Speed ===
She can RUN LIKE PEPPINO for a shockingly long time, but then has to lie in the dirt for a while, because worms dry out easily. She could easily keep pace with Sonic for about two minutes.
== Trivia ==
* Earthworm Sally once went to Dig-It Land and was a guest host on Twiba's Cooing Sgow.
* Recently, she was featured on an episode of Di Lung's Stupid Ghost-Hunting Show.
Category:Worms
Category:Weirdos
Category:Girls not Guys
Category:Guys
Category:Guys with quotes
Category:Guys with theme songs
Category:Pink guys
Category:Fast people
Category:Animals