The Scam that Went Too Far

I've been scouring the internet for a possible answer to this hell of a week. I've heard theories from Polybius to bear capture. None connect all of the dots.
Until now. I've put together a list of every prop and piece of every scene to bring together what I truly believe happened.
Yes. The scam that pushed things too far.... A destroyed house, a fallen tree, a ripped up pipe, cement everywhere, black paint knocked over, and the kids burned, scratched, and bruised. Rolf was even mauled.
What especially got me thinking was when I realized.... the houses the Eds were behind... the house that is nearly destroyed... it doesn't belong to any of the neighborhood kids. It's not on the cul-de-sac.
There are loads more details, but you will find every single one in here.
The Conception: Eddy dons a gray fedora and gets in the big Hollywood mindset. What would kids be dying to pay for? Everyone wants their name up in lights, or more specifically, set in stone. He decided their newest scam would be to create their own Hollywood Walk of Fame on a farther away part of the lane separate from the cul-de-sac, in hopes to collect our money in exchange for paving our star or name in The Lane's concrete.
But that's not big enough. They need a reason for the Walk of Fame to be made. Ed and Eddy put together a "talent show" of sorts in which everyone could have a legitimate reason to write their name in the Walk of Fame they were making.
Now, the scene of the crime. I found out something interesting upon examining it. None of those houses are on the cul-de-sac. This part of the lane was in a different part of the neighborhood away from the cul-de-sac. Other people's houses were on just the other side of the fence.
----The Machine: Here, at the site of the scam, Double-D built a machine to safely pave a piece of the lane over. This explains the cement and the black paint. The cement for the walk, and the black paint for painting the stars and names. To get enough water for the cement, naturally, Ed pulled up a water pipe to hook up to the machine.
But how would they get the kids to this remote area of the neighborhood? To round us up, the Eds found an old ice cream truck from the junkyard to pick up kids off the cul-de-sac sidewalk, using a record player / phonograph inside of it to play a tune to give the allure of a normal ice cream truck.
----The Kids: Nazz decided to lay out on her front yard and tan in her bathing suit before (or after) a swim in her backyard. I was playing checkers with Jonny in his front yard, when he sees her and decides to come ask her "Whatcha doin'?" We played a quick game of tic-tac-toe and Jonny begins drawing a hopscotch game to play with her next. Kevin sees Nazz laying out in her bathing suit and puts on his sprinkler. He hops on his skateboard to go invite Nazz over to play in his sprinkler. 
Ed brings the truck up to us, probably pushing it with his feet dangling out the back doors. He serves Jonny ice cream to lure him close, but pulls him in suddenly, making him drop his ice cream cone and shoes. Before Nazz can react, Ed pulls her into the truck as well, making her drop her sunglasses. Kevin gets grabbed off his skateboard as he rolls up to confront Ed. Rolf heard the truck and the kids being taken, and having full view of the road, saw the ice cream truck speed by. He abandoned his tractor and chased them.
Now they had the kids they wanted. They found it safest not to bother with Sarah and Jimmy, because Sarah has been their downfall all too often.
When they are close, Ed loses control of the ice cream truck, as he usually does when he's clumsily hauling heavy things around. He comes crashing through the yard of the neighbors that lived in the house in front of the scam part of the lane. His crash sent a canoe from beside the neighbor's house through another neighbor's fence. The Ed's hurriedly lead them to the lane where they've set up the stand, and the kids like the Hollywood idea after all.
Kevin was given a bicycle other than his own (his bike was in front of his house, yet there was a bike at the scene) to either navigate a small course lined with balloons down the lane itself with obstacles (such as bowling balls and cardboard boxes), or he was to do tricks in a small space with his bike, such as balance on a bowling ball.
Nazz, having that "out there" personality, was to participate in a magic act.
Rolf was to wrestle a wild animal the Eds had captured and contained from the bordering woods. I was thinking a coyote. Something that Rolf would normally have no trouble with and that the Eds could realistically capture. They contained this animal via a wooden cage or pen they built, and they kept a bear trap outside the door just in case it tried to escape. Content and impressed with the animal's capture, Rolf verbally mocks it a bit in passing upon seeing it.
Jonny didn't have interest in any physical challenges but possibly wanted me to try out something, which the Eds no doubt anticipated and thought they'd make something up. They knew Jonny would just fork up the money to put our names on the walk no matter what challenge they made up for him.
----The Disaster: A toaster actually gave this away. Before everyone begins their show, To mark the start of the show, Double-D, wearing oven mitts for protection from the cement, turns on the machine and starts loading cement. Ed puts some toast in his toaster for a snack and helps load huge bags of cement into the machine. He stuffs all but one bag in, but luckily, the machine draws the cement and water at a slow and steady rate.
Ed's toaster must be plugged into the machine's power if it works in the lane, and this gives us a clue as to what happened. Note the toast was burnt in the carnage scene. Eddy grows impatient of the extremely slow paving. Seeing the kids get impatient too, he goes to press the red button against Double D's warning, and when he does, the machine draws too much power, going into overdrive. This short circuits the toaster, causing Ed's toast to fry to a crisp, and causing the machine to take in too much concrete and water. The engine to the machine explodes, sending the cans of scalding black paint flying onto Nazz. It burned her skin and hair, forcing her to remove her bathing suit and fashion an outfit out of the box she was in for the magic act. The explosion burned the others too. It sent the bear trap from the animal's area straight at Jonny's head, and it blew the animal's cage to pieces. The explosion also sent Rolf flying into the fence, causing a bump in his head and giving the animal a chance to maul him before escaping. Kevin's clothes were torn to shreds from the wooden pieces of fence and the pieces that were along his track. No doubt he was hanging with Nazz and got burned worse than Rolf did, even burning a hole in the top of his hat. Meanwhile, from the explosion, the machine flew into the neighbor's house through the back window, and since all the water made the cement in the machine expand, the room in the house filled with cement until it was ready to burst, and it blasted the house's back door open outwards. This blast hit the bottom/roots of a nearby tree in the backyard, and the cement expanding underneath its roots, along with the explosion, caused the tree to fall down on Eddy's stand. This destroyed the scam completely, left a stranger's house in ruin, and left everyone except for me and the Eds with burns and horrible wounds.
Ed had seen the machine was about to blow and grabbed the Eds as the explosion went off, bringing them to a dumpster and stuffing them all in just in time. They emerge from the overturned dumpster afterwards.
We rose from the ashes, and that's when the Eds ran for their lives.
Category:Ed, Edd n Eddy