Seinfeld

"Seinfeld, more like GAYFELD" -Nick
Why Seinfeld is shit, by Nick the Dick
SEINFELD IS THE WORST FUCKING SHOW EVER MADE! THE CHARACTERS ARE POOPY BUTTHOLE!
Jerry Seinfeld is a jewish man, Elaine is a stuipid feminist, George, Kramer is the only good character because he's racist and uses the n word a lot like me.
This show isn't even funne. And its also offensive. The soup nazi is verey offensive to nazis like me!
Sitcoms ae stopid and boring and you should all just watch my live streams of wii play tanks instgead. Becuzx these shows are stupid and I am the only genius man. So fuck all of you that don't watch Nonk's streams on Twicth.tv becuz I am so cool.
WHO THE FUCK IS INTERRUPTING MY WRITING????
Loudspeaker: "It's too late for you Nick. It's always been too late. It's me, Cellwind. I've come to kill you."
Okay, I'm getting freaked out right now, I'm just gonna finish this before Cellwind comes in and tries to KILL ME ANDKSDJHFijhedIUfnsfuiofbuidsbfuiRBFUEFGUYI4HGUIE4R4TG4GFGAFHJHfgghjgkrhgnjnkjshnthonhtoh
This is Cellwind typing. Let this be a lesson to all you Seinfeld haters, I'll be watching.
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