Playtime for Susan (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Toy Shop
Susan: “Hey, Mom! Hassibling just released a new set of toys!”
Samantha: “What are they, Susie?”
Susan: she tries Homing Attack Sonic, which is actually just him following a curved line, then curling back after rebounding “Whoa! That’s so cool! How is that possible?”
Samantha: “Well, technology has changed over the past years.”
Susan: “I’ve gotta get one! Wait, what’s that?” she points towards an Amy Flip Toy
Samantha: “I don’t know.”
Susan: she tries bending the Amy Flip Toy and it flips extremely high and does some 360s
Samantha: “Well, Susie, you can buy these toys if you have enough money.”
Susan: “Are you kidding? I have more than enough money to buy the entire collection!”
Samantha: “Then buy that…” her tone of voice changed “thing…”
Susan: “What is wrong, Mom?’
Samantha: “Just go ahead, buy it!”
Susan: she gets the entire collection “Hey, cashier man! I’d like to purchase this entire collection.”
Cashier: “That’ll be 60 bucks, because each of those figures are worth 2 bucks. Have your Sonic and Amy toys and enjoy!”
Susan: she pays the Cashier “Thanks!”
Cashier: “You’re welcome.”
The two hedgehogs leave the Toy Shop
Cashier: “You know, this would normally be very boring, but meeting Susan and Samantha is a great thing. Meeting popular people like them is great.”
Sasha: she buys a Nerf Gun and a truck of Armo for the money that Lucy gave her
Cashier: “That’s amazing! Discount of 50% on everything for one year for you, plus a 1 month 80% discount coupon. Take all these!”
Sasha: she drives the Armo truck and gets caught in traffic “Oh darn, traffic.”
3 Hours Later…
Sasha: she drives her truck and gets to Prower Corps, then she dumps her truckload of Armo near Prower Corps
Speedy: “What was taking you so long? It’s been hard to beat Tails, Cream, and Ray!”
Tails: “You’re predictable, also Sasha can’t hear you..”
Speedy: he jumps off the building and then builds a large castle of Armo bricks in no time
Sasha: “It’s at least better than traffic for 3 hours.”
Speedy: he builds an army of Armo robots and planes to infiltrate Tails’ floor
Cream: “Uh, Tails, is this a toy war?”
Tails: “Well, my propaganda toy against the Chaflick Cat is called Omochao. It’s an AI pet you can take care of and assist on your missions.”
Ray: “That annoying robot Chao?”
Tails: “Yes. It can also attack people for you like real pets do. Omochao, get him!”
Sasha: her watch beeps “Gotta go! I need to get rid of Sally before I deal with you.” she uses Crimson Eagle to glide to Acorn Palace after jumping off a window
Unit 3002
Susan: she plays with the collection of Sonic and Amy toys
Toy Stadium
Susan: she puts all of her toys in the stadium
Curd: she gets her camera and records the fight
Susan: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, I present to you the greatest Toy War of all time!”
Samantha: she tries getting Susan’s toys
Susan: “Mom, don’t get in the way.”
Samantha: “Those toys are evil! Say it with me! E.V.I.L. T.O.Y.S.!”
Susan: “Why are they evil?”
Samantha: “Uh, because they can come to life!”
Susan: laughing “You’re hilarious, Ma!”
Samantha: “Darn it.” she runs away
Amy: “Hey, Susan! May I play as the Amy toys you have there?”
Susan: “Amy? Why would you do that? I thought you hated your childhood.”
Spencer: “Anyone want some juice? I put the powder in concentration camps, said camps being in these glasses of what used to be water.”
Susan: “Camps aren’t even close to similar to glasses of liquid.“
Spencer: “I like imagining things in different ways.”
Swift: he drinks an entire glass in 1 second “I love juice!”
Ava: “I have a high hitter for a toy, so no thanks, Susan, I won’t be playing, though since Dad didn’t have a bad childhood, and Mom still plays with toys and hugs stuffed animals, because that’s how she used to act, and although not as much as before, she’d act like a kid, as she often acted like this, and it doesn’t remind her of her embarrassing childhood.”
Amy: “Yeah, Susan, we can join while Ava trains for highest High Hitter.”
Sonic: “Let’s do it! Hope this will be climactic.”
Samantha: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” she gets in the way
Susan: “Mom?”
Samantha: “There’s a reason I didn’t want you to play with those toys.”
Susan: “Why?”
Samantha: “Because the collection only has Sonic and Amy. Why doesn’t it have me?” she had tears in her eyes “Without me in this collection, I feel really inferior to Sonic and Amy!” crying
Susan: “Curd, turn it off, I’ve gotta go back to the toy shop or wherever the big factory of Hassibling is.”
Curd: “Where is it?”
Amy: “It’s probably behind that giant Armo castle. It used to be there!”
Susan: “Curd, let’s go there.”
Curd: “Let’s get Bomber and Heads first.”
They go to Prower Subterranean using the toilet
Heads: “OK, Curd, fine. I will help you get Hassibling to put Samantha in the giant Heroes of Mobius toy collection.”
Bomber: “But first, we’re going to fix your problem of a dull factory.”
Acorn Palace
Sasha: “So, Sally, what’s the plot this time?”
Sally: “I’m going to destroy the Eggman Empire with my own line of toys. Toy robots, that is.”
Sasha: “Oh no, you ain’t!”
The Robot Dogs attack Sasha
Silhouette: she appears and throws a shuriken at the robot dogs and misses
Sally: “You missed!”
Silhouette: “Wasn’t aiming at them.”
The dogs follow the shuriken
Sasha: she gets a giant bubble wand and gets out her Super Wispon and then uses the Hover Wispon’s wind to blow multiple fast traveling bubbles at the dogs
The dogs were destroyed
Sally: “Darn, I’ll do anything to destroy the Eggman Empire and save the-“
Sienna: she bites Sally
Sally: she screams
Teresa: she spins her body at Sally
Sally: she faints
Vanessa: she air dashes at Sally
Sally: “Curse you Vanessa the Crocodile…”
Sasha: “That was easy.” she uses Green Hover and follows a path of rings and goes back to Armo Castle
Hassibling Corps
Chris Shocks: “Hello!” he shakes Susan’s hand
Curd: “Heads and Bomber are remodeling your factory into one that spews bubbles instead of smoke.”
Susan: “Can you add Samantha toys too?”
Chris Shocks: “I’m at the process of making that!”
Employee: “It’s done!”
Chris Shocks: “You’re the first to see these all, so you get em free.”
Susan: ”Thanks!”
They go to Unit 3002
Samantha: “Finally! I have toys of myself! Now I don’t feel inferior! Let the battle begin!”
Susan: “There are 15 Sonic toys. They are Cyloop, Air Trick, Phantom Rush, Sonic Boom, Stomp Attack, Wild Rush, Auto Combo, Quick Cyloop, Spin Slash, Homing Shot, Loop Kick, Recovery Smash, Grand Slam, Cyclone Kick, and Cross Slash!" 
Curd: "There are 15 Amy Toys, with Parry, Hammer Tornado, Quake, Charge, Spike Mode, Hammerang, Home Run, Serve, Hole in One, Hammer Flip, Heart Shot, Hammer Slam, Hammer Typhoon, Hammer Lobber, and Ground Pound." 
Lucy: "Samantha also has 15 toys. They are Cyan Laser, Yellow Drill, Pink Spikes, Green Hover, Blue Cube, Orange Rocket, Jade Ghost, Purple Frenzy, Crimson Eagle, Ivory Lightning, Gray Quake, Black Bomb, Magenta Rhythm, Red Burst, and Indigo Asteroid." 
Prower Corps
Tails: “So Teresa and Sienna! Why are you not fighting Sally?”
Sienna: “Because I want to help Speedy fight against you.”
Sasha: she grappling hook or Wire Attacks Tails
Tails: he falls down “Sasha the Porcupine?”
Sasha: “Yes, it’s me.”
Tails: “You’re too late, Sasha! I’m going to make these toys public and everyone will know how bad the Chaflick Cat is with the Omochao, because they are going to feel bad for the Chao and save them.”
Sasham “But the Chaflick Cat is so popular! What would kids do without it? Just sit there and do nothing?”
Speedy: “We didn’t use half of the Armos yet.” he builds a giant robot using the Armo bricks
Cheese: he spun at the robot
Sasha: she got in the robot and used its hand to hit Cheese
The arm was taken down, but so was Cheese
Sasha: “Don’t use Armos for a robot.”
Speedy: “You’ll see why I used it.”
The arm falls down on Tails and Cream
The Omochao are destroyed too
Tails: “Curse you, Sasha the Porcu- wait…” he spindashes through the arm and destroys the leg, which was used to kick him by Sasha, sending him to the sky “CURSE YOU SASHA THE PORCUPINE!”
Cream: "What's the point of the Armo Castle if you built a robot already?"
Sasha: she uses the Lightning Whip to entangle Cream and Ray and throw them at the castle
Cream: "Whoa!" she gets thrown at the castle "Why couldn't you do the same thing to-"
Ivy: "Hey! These blocks look great!" she removes a big block of Armos "I'll take that if you don't mind."
Speedy: "I don't."
Ivy: "Then off I go!"
Ray: "So what happens n-"
The castle falls apart and the two scream
Ray: "I don't feel so good..."
Cream: "At least it's better than stepping on those Armos without shoes."
The robot falls down, thus creating an Armo explosion, where some of the Armos fly to the Toy Stadium
Unit 3002
Susan: "Whoa! Looks like we have new obstacles!"
Samantha: she uses her Indigo Asteroid Toy and goes through the Armo bricks
Susan: "Wow! It's so realistic! I think they did a great job, Mom! It was really hard to make toys about each Wisp according to them."
Samantha: "Oh! That's understandable. Doesn't excuse that-"
Susan: "Now don't be a Karen. I know my name is Susan, but I am, by definition, not the slang term of my name."
Samantha: "OK. Let's just play."
The Amy Toys ran away
Amy: she uses the Hammer Typhoon toy and it hits Samantha's toys
Sonic: he uses the Grand Slam toy to hit Amy's Parry Toy
Amy: she uses the Parry Toy to parry the Grand Slam and uses the Hammer Typhoon to hit Sonic's other toys
The Sonic toys moved away, and 7 of them were taken out
Samantha: she uses the Cyan Laser toy to hit multiple toys at once, then she uses Purple Frenzy to burst through them all
The Air Trick Sonic toy avoided the Purple Frenzy but fell down the stadium
Sasha: she runs to 3002 "Phew! What a tiring battle!"
Susan: "Mom wins!"
Samantha: she celebrated "I'm the winner! Oh yeah! I'm the winner! Oh yeah! Now I don't feel inferior anymore!"
Sonic: "Good game."
Amy: "Good game, Samantha."
The people in the unit all went to their respective units, with Samantha, Spencer, Susan staying since it's their unit
Susan: "What an eventful day! Let's do one more like this again tomorrow!"
The End
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