Killer Can of Beans

I opened a can of beans then I herd something fall from the shelf. I get scared and run to may dad! His face was under a newspaper, I get the newspaper paper and throw it. Next thing I know, worms pops out of my dad's mouth!
I get very scared, runaway, trip, then the can of beans fall and spill on my body, melting my body in the prosess.  I'm now a skeleton in a pool of my blood and guts, I then drown and die.
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