Al-Misark war

May 5th 2022 the Tajikistani troops rushed into Kajikistan 
Armed with Qbz rifles. They first attempted to assassinate Muhammad Abnil Dingleton but failed because of his unhuman reflexes. Kajik Troops rushed to the tajiks with M-16s and AR-15S at fully automatic instantly killing half of the tajiks. The Moroccan-Tajik warlord Midjeed who has been trying to kill Dingleton 21 sextillion times and failed again. He turned his fat ass around and tried to run but was shot in his fee. Causing him to fall. Muhammad Dingleton picked him up by his collar, He revealed it was Midjeed Dallo a warlord who is his long lost brother who sexually assaulted him at the age of 6. Muhammad remembered seeing Midjeed fleeing the scene of his best friend Bilal Hasan Goofers Death. Knowing that he called the cops on him. Muhammad angrily told Midjeed to "Bite the Fucking Curb cunt". Midjeed being scared for his life did so. 
Then Midjeed realised what was going on so he started screaming like a pig. He was then Curb Stomped by Muhammads. Killing him, The rest off the tajik troops tried to apologize, But they were going to get punished for disturbing the peace. Muhammads called Al-Muqatilin to punish them. They arrived with machetes and rifles. The tajiks had been tied up.
Massacre of the Tajik Troops
Muhammad too one of the machetes and started cutting all the tajiks tongues off causing a large amount of blood loss. 23 minutes later the last troops was punished.