Willy's Chocolate Experience

Willy's Chocolate Experience, sometimes called Billy Coull and the Chocolate Fraudery, was an infamous, one-day event that occurred in Glasgow in 2024. It was a prime example of Artificial Idiocy, and ended with Oompa Loompas storming the warehouse in order to rescue some of their own. Not only was there little candy (literally a SINGLE jelly bean) and no cartchy tuns in an earshot, there was a feral Wisconsian running around and scaring people.
== How It Began ==
One day, a man by the name of Billy Couell had an awful idea. He said "hmm, I think I'm gonna embezzle some money," and so he did. He got some Artificial Idiocy hooked up and made it create a vaguely Willy Wonka-like event, and so it did. It promised a "pasadise of sweet teats," which would never come. It promised mind-bending projections, amazing visuals, and... uh... (checks notes) ...whatever The Unknown is.
=== The AI Images ===
Before the actual event occurred, it was advertised with obviously AI generated pictures, including a deformed-looking Willy Wonka, weird little rabbits that looked like if the Rabbids snorted coke, and what in the name of Captain 0 "Catgagating" is (we still do not know what this accursed word means, it sure ain't English). Other than those egregious web pictures, there were some AI images printed onto cheap tarps at the actual event, too. They weren't nearly as hideous, though.
=== The Hiring ===
Somebody was hired by the mysterious Billy Couell to play a bootleg Willy Wonka named Will McDuff, and was handed a ChatGPT-made script. The thing didn't make sense, but Billy told them to wing it, so they did. Two female Oompa Loompas got roped into it, too, which was uncool.
Category:Events
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