Let's Get Ready to Party

Editor:cosmobo
Creator:cosmobo 
Story board creator:cosmobo
Series:the adventures of SpongeBob
Episode number:7
Transcript:
Tom:well SpongeBob this was a very good idea
SpongeBob:thanks
Tom:and another thing why was Patrick in window realy?
SpongeBob:let's just say its a long story
Tom:I think I now know why
SpongeBob:oh sorry
Tom:yeah you better be!
Billy:hi tom
Tom:who are you?
Billy:Im kinda your lost brother
Tom:I don't have a brother do I?
Billy:yeah
Tom:well I realy here because I want stinking drunk
Billy:yeah I want to die hahaha
Patrick:hi tom how you liking party?
Billy:is he drunk
Tom:no he's just playin ol stupid
Billy:oh ok
Tom:one thing Im not stupid ok just so you know
Billy:ok
[a few hours later]
Tom:wow Im drunk
Billy:hahahahah me to
[a car pulls up]
Nat Peterson:hello party over
Tom:and why do you think we're stopping the party
Nat Peterson:because I told you to
[nat trips over a rock]
Tom:someone call a doctor
SpongeBob:hey what's going on?
Tom:get back the beer has worn off ok bob get up
Nat Peterson:idiin
Tom:what?
[nat dies]
Tom:come on!
[tom kicks nats dead body in the face]
Billy:is he dead?
Tom:of course he's not but just to be sure[tom puts his hand over nats heart]his hearts not beating he's dead
Patrick:can I poke it?
[in the Bikini Bottom church]
Vicar:so a good man died today sadly
Tom:ok Im here
Vicar:please take your seat
Tom:ok
SpongeBob:hi tom
Tom:hi SpongeBob
Vicar:are you finished
Tom:hey get on with the damn thing I have a party back at the place ok
Vicar:ok this man was the owner of the hug fest
Patrick:wahhhh!!!
Tom:Patrick stop you hardly knew the man
[Patrick starts crying]
Vicar:is he some kind of baby
Tom:he's a special baby
Mrs Peterson:stop this is the nastiest funeral Ive ever been to
Tom:funerals aren't suppose to be nice are they!?
Mrs Peterson:I went to hitlers funeral
Tom:oh I bet that was shit
Mrs Peterson:it weren't as bad as this
Tom:well you must of gone to some very happy funerals
Vicar:come on we want peace here
Tom:well mam you might be stupid
Mrs fishkins:I have you know it tuck me only 2 years to complete college
Vicar:shut up!!!!
[in toms car]
Tom:ok I got kicked out of church so what?
Patrick:they took my lollipop
Tom:shut up
[Mrs. petersons car goes past]
SpongeBob:hey isn't that the person you argued with?
Tom:yeah 
[at the petersons house]
SpongeBob:are you sure you sure you want to do this?
Tom:no but Im gonna do it oh I feel like a boy on Christmas Day
Mrs Peterson:the home a very nice place to relax
[tom comes up from the back of sofa]
Tom:boo you bitch!![Mrs. petersons has a heart attak]oh god
[the next day at SpongeBobs house]
SpongeBob:wow the petersons house had a night camera
Tom:yeah caught me on camera
Patrick:wow this co co is nice
Tom:oh god give me some
[tom takes the glass of co co]
Patrick:hey
Tom:come on its a drink pat[the door knocks]Gary!
[Gary answers the door police barge throgh the door]
Patrick:oh no I can't go there again
Police#1:we're looking for Tom
Patrick:oh it's fine SpongeBob it's just tom
Tom:so lets get this over with you think I killed Mrs. Peterson
Police#3:oh god he did that?
Police#2:yes that's why we're here
Tom:oh god guys its my birthday
Police#1:it was his birthday yesterday he's a lire get him
[the police all dive onto tom and Patrick jumps on the pack to]
Tom:ok if we're taking this to court I might be in a wheelchair before I get there
SpongeBob:hey who wants co co?
Police#3:see you in court mr fishkins
Tom:see you in hospital
[at the Krusty Krab]
Patrick:come on this has got to cheer you up
Tom:yes there's nothing better than greasy food
Patrick:a greasy Krabby Patty totally different thing
Tom:oh I don't think so
Patrick:Im telling you a Krabby Patty
Tom:they have a talking dog at the shell shack this has a big nosed monster here
Squidward:ok are you going to order or complain
Tom:hahaha I thought the Squidward was complaining about complaining
Squidward:well the Squidward wants to know what do you want?
Tom:one big krabby meal
Patrick:and for me
Squidward:a kelp soda kelp fries and a triple super duper Krabby Patty
Patrick:wow that was awesome 
Squidward:yeah you've only come here to eat 300 times
Patrick:wow that's only it
Squidward:yes and your only 23
Tom:ok wheres my food!?
Squidward:wow you just love food dont you
Tom:hey I want to be with a talking dog at the moment ok bud and Im going to court
Squidward:a dog?
Tom:it's a long story and I don't even know it
Squidward:Patricks order and a krabby meal SpongeBob and a talking dog
SpongeBob:a dog?
[a few minutes later at Patricks and toms table] 
Tom:ok that couple has gone they are happy someone is asking a guy to marry her oh a break up and the women wanted to break up ok this is gonna be good
Fish#1:Im breaking up with you Mary bye 
Tom:Mary hey ok has anyone ever said your hair is so lovely and blond
Mary:what my husband has broke up with me and you want a date![mary starts throwing food at Tom]
Patrick:don't worry tom Ill eat it
SpongeBob:ok huh they are gone?
[SpongeBob looks at Mary]
Tom:hey SpongeBob a little help over here!
SpongeBob:food fight!!!!
[tom runs into the bathrooms]
Tom:oh god grease all over my shirt
[tom turns on tap]
Mick:hey I know that voice from somewhere
Tom:oh yeah was he that guy in the Krusty Krab bathrooms you met?
Mick:oh wait from the news you scared that women to her death
Tom:wow yes I remember that like it was yesterday 
Mick:it was yesterday
Tom:I know that's why I remember like it was yesterday
Patrick:hi tom
Tom:get out
Patrick:why?
Tom:Im gonna have a wee
Patrick:in the sink?
Tom:Im a dirty dirty man
Patrick:I like to wee in the sink to
Tom:yeah well go ahead out of here
Mick:hahaha you wee in the sink hahaha
Tom:yeah and no yeahno hey bud have you ever been to court before
Mick:Im a lour 
Tom:hey can I hire you?
Mick:yeah here's my card
[slides card under the cubical door]
Tom:oh so your not coming out ok well Im going to go now
[tom comes out of the bathroom]
Tom:stop Mary noty Mary
[at the Bikini Bottom shopping mall]
Mick:ok so we're looking for a suit for the day
SpongeBob:hey tom how bout we get a snack first
Tom:how bout no
[in clothes for me]
Mick:any in here
SpongeBob:wow this is great
Tom:it's square
SpongeBob:I am a square SpongeBob square pants
Patrick:yeah tom pretty easy to notice he's a circle I think you losing you clams
Mick:mr fishkins what are these people doing here?
Tom:I don't know I did lock the door
SpongeBob:yeah someone hijacked your car kinda
Tom:my grandma gave me that car 
[at clothes that will suit you good in court]
Mick:ok no ok no ok no ok no
Tom:ok maybe ok maybe ok maybe ok maybe
SpongeBob:ok yeah ok yeah ok yeah ok yeah ok yeah
Patrick:duhhhhhhh?
[a few searching in clothes shops later]
Tom:ok we have been up and down stairs so follow me there's one left
[in super happy kiddies clothes]
SpongeBob:wow look at this lovely baby outfit
Patrick:look SpongeBob Im a baby cowboy
SpongeBob:what's a cow?
Patrick:I don't know that's what makes it fun!
Tom:ok let's see kids wedding area you may kiss the bitch?
Mick:wait look a suit
Tom:wow a suit and its my size
[outside of the mall]
SpongeBob:wow tom you will look great in that
Tom:this?
SpongeBob:no that cowboy baby outfit
Tom:well I can be a sexy cowboy with a women sometimes
Patrick:do you think I look sexy
Tom:sexy no stupid yes
Patrick:isn't it weird how Squidward calls me stupid to
Tom:ok tomorrow is the day
SpongeBob:yes and
Tom:I realy need to get woken up with a loud alarm
SpongeBob:I have a boat hone
[the day in SpongeBobs house]
Tom:ok get up get up toast done bye pineapple place 
[at court]
Judge:you went into that house mr fishkins and we all know that
Tom:hey my uhh lour is gonna be here in a minute
[mick comes in]
Mick:well maybe he uhhh
[mick runs out]
Tom:uhh that was my lour
Judge:we call Mrs. Peterson to the stand
Tom:uhh she didn't make it
Judge:oh so you killed her
Tom:dear god no
Judge:we call mr SquarePants to the stand
SpongeBob:well uh hi uh tom wouldn't kill someone I don't think you see Ive just moved realy into Bikini Bottom so uh I think I need to go to the toilets[SpongeBob smashes throgh a window and runs away]
Judge:mr star
Patrick:I don't know what's going on
Judge:get out mr star
Patrick:thanks Im starving
Tom:I am not guilty
Judge:uh Im the judge here!
[mick runs in]
Mick:uh Ive got this tape of the night
Tom:ok my lour is back
Mick:look she died before he came up from the chair
Judge:uh so she just died on her own
Mick:yes so he's not guilty
Judge:well uh he's not guilty
[at SpongeBobs house]
SpongeBob:wow how did you get out of court?
Tom:well um long story
Patrick:hey U guys Im in love I found her at the hot dog stand
Tom:a girl at a hot dog stand wow it's like when I met that women at a McDonald's drive THRU
Patrick:she asked me for a date
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