Jailed

Jailed is the third episode of Chivalry. In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick are still locked up in jail, but Patrick gets a chance to free both of them in a jousting tournament. Meanwhile, Squidward tries to find a way out.
== Transcript ==
SpongeBob: Patrick I still can't believe you got us locked up, incarcerated, in this dungy cell because you can't control your appetite.
Patrick: I was just hungry.
SpongeBob: Ok then.
(Meanwhile, Squidward is getting driven insane over the fact that SpongeBob and Patrick are going to be executed, and that they are his only chance.)
Guard: You are damn lucky because there is a jousting tournament and the winner recieves freedom with one other person. Might want to save your skin and enter the competition. But only that guy can.
(The guard points in the direction of Patrick)
Guard: Ye commited the crime. You deserve to die, but your accomplice doesn't. Now don't be a wuss and sign up before ye get killed on the chopping block.
SpongeBob: Patrick, you got to try and save us!
Patrick: I would prefer the chopping block.
SpongeBob: Why, Patrick? A chance to save yourself and you would rather have your head roll into an executioner's basket?
Patrick: No, as in a chopping block for food. Ugh-- I'm getting pretty hungry.
SpongeBob: Just sign the damn papers.
Patrick: Alright, now what's it for.
(Outside the prison, Squidward hears an announcement that Patrick has entered the jousting tournament.)
Squidward: Yup, we are screwed.
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