Dwarf Smack

The Dwarf Smack is a complex combat maneuver that can only be mastered by the most dedicated of martial artists. And dwarves. All dwarves are proficient in Dwarf Smack.
The Dwarf Smack harnesses the dwarf's inner rage, pain, grit, inebriation, and arousal, and delivers it in a blow as strong as IRON!
==Origins of the Dwarf Smack==
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