How Can You Fail This Bad I Don't Get it Like Seriously/Transcript

== Intro ==
Candy Paint: Our first elimination! Who is going to go?
Maybe: Maybe.
C: I think it's pretty obvious on who's going.
(c looks at maybe)
Maybe: ....
Maybe: ........
Maybe: ...................................................................................................................................................................
Maybe: ...Whatever.
Gucci Flip Flop: Yo, aren't you scared, Maybe? That, like, you out of everyone here has the highest chance of going?
Maybe: Ma-
Maybe: Actually, yes. I am terrified. I am seeing my high chances of elimination, and it haunts me every single night.
(everyone starts to look at eachother, confused)
Oxygen: Oh, I get it!
== Elimination ==
Yoyle Book: Yeah, did you see that too? It was looking a-
Clinko: The Gentle Warriors! You lost last time, so you'll have to see me at the elimination room!
(Yoyle Book, Beehive, and Paperclip Snake look confused)
Paperclip Snake: ..But we didn't lose.
Clinko: ....
Oh.
(Clinko goes to where the Mega Moonstones are)
Clinko: Okay Moonies, its time for one member on your team to be eliminated!
(Mega Moonstones enter the elimination room)
Clinko: Megas, this is your first elimination! How are you all feeling?
The Mega Moonstones: ...
Neon Grassy: Eh.
Clinko: The prize today are the dead turkeys from episode 2!
C: That's pretty gross.
Clinko: What, have you never had a thanksgiving?
C: Well, yes, but--
Neon Grassy: Hurry up!
Clinko: Okay, okay!
Clinko: We have recieved 22 votes this episode.
C: Wow, that much? That's like....More than 4 votes.
(everyone in the room just looks at c)
C: What? I'm right, aren't I!?
Clinko: If you talk again, I will eliminate you.
Clinko: Anyway,
Clinko: People safe with 0 votes are Neon Grassy.... Just him.
Neon Grassy: Wooh!
(clinko throws a turkey at neon grassys face)
Neon Grassy: Oof!
Clinko: Gucci Flip Flop and Candy Paint are also safe with 1 vote.
Gucci Flip Flop: These turkeys don't feel like prizes.
Clinko: People safe with 2 votes are C, and Pearly.
Pearly: Phew! (pearly gets hit in the face by the turkey)
C: Bye bye, Maybe. (c grabs the turkey)
(maybe looks terrified)
Clinko: Maybe, Oxygen. One of you will be eliminated.
Oxygen: Okay, so who's going?
Clinko: Hold on, let me add suspense! The person eliminated.. issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....
Neon Grassy: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Clinko: FINE, FINE! Maybe is safe with 6 votes, while Oxygen is eliminated with 10.
(clinko throws a turkey at maybe)
C: Wait, what?!
Oxygen: *sigh* Well, at least it was fun while it lasted.
Maybe: So, uh. How will Oxygen go down the trap door thingy?
Oxygen: Oh, uh, i'll go down myself.
(oxygen just flies down the trapdoor)
C: ....If I was him, I wouldve just darted out.
== Challenge ==
(clinko and the contestants are on an island named "The Island")
Maybe: How did we get here?
Paper Lantern: Too... windy...
(paper lantern gets flung away from the wind)
Clinko: Okay, everyone! Today's challenge is a baking competition! You will have to make any food that is assigned to you, and once you're finished, I'll give it to my employees to taste for their picnic. They will give either a Yes or No for your food. The team with the most No's will be up for elimination!
Paperclip Snake: Wait, where will we bake?
Clinko: Over there!
(clinko points to 3 islands, each with kitchens)
Flamingo Plush: Wait, when were those ther-
Clinko: shhHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUT IT. NOW.
(flamingo plush stays quiet in fear)
Flavored Milk Straw: How will we get to the islands?
Clinko: Swim.
Maybe: Whatever.
Clinko: What is your name, whatever?
Whatever: Maybe.
Clinko: wAIT WH-
Cat Bell: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Clinko: STOP YELLING AT ME!
Clinko: Anyways, swim.
Candy Paint: How will we get to the islands?
Neon Grassy: I can fly you guys there!
(neon grassy grows larger)
Neon Grassy: Grab on!
(everybody but maybe grabs on)
Neon Grassy: Maybe, grab on! Come on!
Maybe: Do I have to?
Neon Grassy: Ugh!
(neon grassy grabs maybe by the leg)
Maybe: WoahWOAHWOAH--
(comic book sees the mega moonstones easily getting across)
Comic Book: Guys, guys! The other team is way ahead of us!
Brown Kind of Flower: Then SWIM!
Keychain: But, how will Milkshake and Comic Book get there? They can't swim!
Brown Kind of Flower: Someone, just carry them!
(the atomic reapers swim with milkshake and comic book carried by flamingo plush)
Yoyle Book: Hey, uh, Beehive? Could you bring out your bees to fly us to the other side?
Beehive: Oh, sure!
(beehive gets out all of the bees inside of her, which fly the gentle warriors to the other side)
(every team gets to one island)
Brown Kind of Flower: Hey, whats this box doing here?
Clinko (from far away): OPEN THE BOX!!
Brown Kind of Flower: Do you guys hear him?
(clinko gets mad, then grabs a megaphone)
Clinko: OPEN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!!
Brown Kind of Flower: Well, okay!
(brown kind of flower opens the box)
Flamingo Plush: What's inside?
Brown Kind of Flower: It's just a piece of paper that says cookies.
Flamingo Plush: Are we supposed to make that?
Keychain: Oh, i'm good at making cookies!
Brown Kind of Flower: But you don't have arms.
Keychain: Look, you're basing me off of design.
(camera cuts to the gentle warriors)
(beehive opens up the box)
Beehive: Were assigned to make.. brownies! Have y'all ever make brownies?
(everyone just stays silent)
Beehive: Okayy, this is gonna be difficult.
(camera cuts to the mega moonstones)
(c opens the box)
C: Cupcakes.
Neon Grassy: Has anyone ever made cupcakes?
Candy Paint: Oh, me and Gucci Flip Flop made cupcakes once!
Maybe: I tried to make a cupcake once. Too lazy to eat it.
(maybe grabs his cupcake)
Pearly: I, uh.. Made some, I guess.
Neon Grassy: So I guess Candy Paint, Gucci Flip Flop, and Pearly make the cupcakes. C and me get the ingrediants.
Candy Paint: Hey, what about Maybe?
Neon Grassy: What's Maybe gonna do? He's like a sloth in a marathon!
Candy Paint: But, we shouldn't doubt anyone in this team! Maybe Maybe can show his best in this competition.
(everyone goes silent)
(c slams the table)
C: THERE'S A REASON HE GOT TO THE BOTTOM 2!
(camera cuts to the atomic reapers)
Brown Kind of Flower: Okay, team! I'M leading this challenge!
Flamingo Plush: Wait, what makes YOU the team leader?
Brown Kind of Flower: Unlike you, I know how to win a challenge!
Brown Kind of Flower: Anyways, how do we make cookies?
Keychain: I can already tell which team is going up for elimination.
Flavored Milk Straw: Well, to make cookies, you need sugar, chocolate chips, butter, eggs, and salt!
Flamingo Plush: Aren't you missing one?
Flavored Milk Straw: Dunno.
(cuts to comic book, and milkshake)
Comic Book: Yknow, the oven looks like it has a face when you really focus on it.
Milkshake: Really?
(milkshake stares at the oven)
Milkshake: Wow, it does look like!
(oven turns on)
Oven: Hey, it's rude to stare, y'know!
Comic Book: GAAH!
Milkshake: W-wait, you're alive!?
Oven: No, i'm dead! Dead inside!
Milkshake: ....Oh.
(camera cuts to gentle warriors)
Beehive: We should just give up. We don't know how to make brownies.
Yoyle Book: Whatever, i'm getting something to eat.
(yoyle book opens the fridge)
Yoyle Book: *GASP* Oh my god!
Cat Bell: What is it?
Yoyle Book: It's.. Betty Crocker Favorites Fudge Brownie Mix 18.3oz!
(gentle warriors gasp)
Cat Bell: So specific.. I WUV IT!!
Beehive: But still, none of us know how to make brownies!
Paperclip Snake: I can just google it.
Beehive: ...What's google?
Paperclip Snake: Not the right time to learn about a search engine.
Paperclip Snake: So you need a bowl, eggs, a whisk, chocolate, 1/4 cup of water, and a 1/3 cup of vegetable oil.
Beehive: Wow.
Paperclip Snake: Do we have any of those in the fridge?
Yoyle Book: Lemme see.
(yoyle book tosses some of the ingrediants to the table)
Yoyle Book: How are we gonna get water?
Cat Bell: Oh, I know.
(cat bell goes to the ocean, and fills up the cup)
Cat Bell: Not so hard!
(camera cuts to mega moonstones)
(C is putting a cupcake batch in the oven)
Candy Paint: How long do we have to wait for?
C: Dunno.
(oven wakes up)
C: WOAH WHAT THE F-
Oven: Shh! This is a family friendly show!
Pearly: Hey, wait, you're alive?
Oven: Yeah!
Pearly: Hmm.. Can you cook the cupcakes as fast as possible, so we can get through this easier?
Oven: Hmm, i'll try!
(oven starts overheating)
Oven: Hows this!?
Candy Paint: Uhh, uhh, maybe you're going too fast?
(the cupcakes catch on fire)
Oven: HOWS THIS!?
Gucci Flip Flop: Yo, um, maybe we should turn him off!?
(gucci flip flop tries to turn off the oven, but just catches on fire)
(mega moonstones panic)
Pearly, Candy Paint, C: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Maybe: Whatever.
Neon Grassy: QUICK, EVERYONE, GRAB ON TO ME!
(moonstones grab on, and escape the island thats on fire)
(moonstones go back to the beach)
C: We're losing. Again.
Pearly: We were doing so good...
Neon Grassy: (ding!) Wait, I have an idea!
Candy Paint: What?
Neon Grassy: Maybe, do you remember your cupcake?
Maybe: Maybe.
Neon Grassy: ....
Maybe: Nah, just kidding. I do.
(maybe grabs his cupcakes)
(neon grassy snatches it)
Neon Grassy: We can use this!
C: Who KNOWS how long this has been staying in Maybe's pocket!?
Neon Grassy: Look, its either this, or nothing!
Clinko: Hey, how the hell did you guys get over here?
(candy paint points to the island)
Clinko: .....Oh.
Clinko: ..Um..
Clinko: ..Do you at least have something?
Neon Grassy: Yes! This!
(neon grassy gives clinko the cupcake)
Clinko: I don't want to accept this.
Neon Grassy: TAKE IT!! JUST TAKE IT!!!
Clinko: Fine, fine!!
(clinko grabs the cupcake, and places it on a table)
Clinko: Two teams still have to finish their... stuff.
(camera cuts to atomic reapers)
Oven: Did you guys know that there are about 6263 species of lizards? Or that the komodo dragons are the largest types of lizards? Or tha-
(flamingo plush throws a knife at the oven, which breaks it)
Brown Kind of Flower: Wh- FLAMINGO, WHAT THE HELL!?
Flamingo Plush: The more I hear about lizard facts, the more I lose my insanity!
Brown Kind of Flower: HOW ARE WE GONNA BAKE THE COOKIES!? WE DONT HAVE AN OVEN NOW, BECAUSE OF YOUR SELFISH ASS!
Comic Book: We still have unbaked cookies! Maybe we can use a lighter?
(it turns silent)
Brown Kind of Flower: THIS IS HOPELESS!
(camera cuts to gentle warriors)
(beehive grabs brownies out of the oven)
Beehive: These don't look so bad!
Cat Bell: C-can we have a taste test?
Beehive: Ehh....
(cat bell tries to grab the brownies)
Cat Bell: GIMME! GIMME!!!
Beehive: H-hey! Back off!
(paper lantern and yoyle book grab put cat bell aside)
Cat Bell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Paperclip Snake: So, uhh, how will we bring these to Clinko?
Beehive: Hmm..
Beehive: CLINKO!!!
...
CLINKO!!!
...
CLINKO!!!
Clinko (far away): WHAT!!
Beehive: WE FINISHED!!!
Clinko (far away): OKAY!!!
Beehive: HOW DO WE GIVE THEM BACK!!!
Clinko (far away): I'LL COME THERE!!!
Beehive: OKAY!!!
(clinko walks on an invisible path)
Paperclip Snake: What the hell?
Clinko: So, you guys finished your brownies?
Beehive: Yup!
Clinko: Alright, thats good! I'll put the brownies on the table.
Paperclip Snake: Wait, how do we get back?
Clinko: Swim.
Paperclip Snake: Uhh.. can we just walk on the invisible path instead?
(clinko slides away)
Clinko: No
(clinko slides to the atomic reapers)
Clinko: Are you guys finished?
Flamingo Plush: No-
Brown Kind of Flower: YES! Yes!! We finished!
Comic Book: Browny, what are you doing!?
Brown Kind of Flower: It's good as it is, alright? Just, shush!
Brown Kind of Flower: Anyway, h-heres the cookies!
(brown kind of flower gives clinko the batch of unbaked cookies)
Clinko: Did you even put these in the oven!?
Brown Kind of Flower: YES!
(clinko looks at the oven with a knife through it)
Clinko: Okay...
(clinko grabs the batch, and slides back to the island)
(clinko teleports everyone back to the island)
Clinko: Now that every team finished with their food, its time for the moment of truth!
(clinko takes the food, and walks away to.. somewhere. i guess. don't count on my words.)
Candy Paint: ...Do you guys think we'll win?
C: No.
Neon Grassy: No.
Maybe: No.
Pearly: No.
Candy Paint: Well, this sucks.
(camera cuts to atomic reapers)
(brown kind of flower looks at flamingo plush angrily)
(flamingo plush plays with her flamingo plush)
(she looks up, and notices brown kind of flowers angry stare)
Flamingo Plush: What?
Brown Kind of Flower: What? WHAT!? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ALREADY DID!
Flamingo Plush: Is it about the oven? Look, it doesn't matter! I eat unbaked cookies everyday!
Comic Book: Do you?
Flamingo Plush: Heh, no.
Flamingo Plush: But, like, it's not like the judges are going to die from it!
Flavored Milk Straw: Oh, um... about that.
Flamingo Plush: Jesus christ.
Flavored Milk Straw: I.. uh... accidentally put a little bit of.. well...
Brown Kind of Flower: Spit it out!
Flavored Milk Straw: ...Some Uh to it.
Brown Kind of Flower: .
Brown Kind of Flower: What.
Flavored Milk Straw: Yeah...
Brown Kind of Flower: Is this a joke?
Flavored Milk Straw: ..No?
Brown Kind of Flower: WHAT THE HELL IS AN "UH"!?
Flavored Milk Straw: It's.. uh... y'know, it.. I don't know what it does.
Brown Kind of Flower: SO WHY DID YOU EVEN PUT IT IN THE COOKIES!?
Flavored Milk Straw: I already told you! By accident!
Flamingo Plush: Guys, guys! Seriously, nothing bad is going to happen!
Flavored Milk Straw: Are you sure?
Flamingo Plush: Heh, no.
(camera cuts to clinko)
(clinko stomps back angrily)
Maybe: Woah. Are you alright?
Clinko: No.
(clinko calls everyone to return to the island)
Clinko: ...
Comic Book: Uhh.. Did you get the results?
Clinko: Not only did we lose the life of a contestant, but the recovery centers.
Milkshake: What about them?
Clinko: THEY GOT DESTROYED!
Yoyle Book: *GASP!*
Everyone else: ...
Yoyle Book: What? Why don't you guys care?
Clinko: If those weren't bad enough, one of the foods YOU GUYS made was so bad, the judges got FOOD POISONING! I didn't expect you guys to be THIS BAD at baking. I thought it was easy! CAN YOU FOOLS EVEN DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?
(the teams whispers at one another)
Candy Paint: Did we poison them on accident?
Brown Kind of Flower: Was it Flavored Milk Straw's "uh"?
Beehive: It wasn't us.
Clinko: Atomic Reapers.
Milkshake: PLEASEDON'TKILLUSWEDIDNTMEANTODOANYTHINGWROOOONG!!
Clinko: Eliminated gets death.
(atomic reapers look sad)
Flamingo Plush: Do we also get a baseball cap that says "MORON"?
Clinko: Flim this is NO TIME FOR JOKES.
Flamingo Plush: Is Maybe more fun than you now?
Clinko: You better stop while you're ahead or I swear, I SWEAR. Things won't seem so "fun" anymore, for YOU.
(flamingo plush stays quiet in fear)
Clinko: One of you, is going to either heaven or hell.
Keychain, whispering to Flamingo Plush: We all know where Clinko's going, heh.
== Voting ==
Vote for one of these people to leave the show!
Brown Kind Of Flower
Comic Book
Flamingo Plush
Flavored Milk Straw
Keychain
Milkshake
Voting: ENDED
== Outro ==
Yoyle Book: Do you guys think we will win the next one?
Beehive: You never know, maybe we will win always!
Cat Bell: We can do th-- hgoHGHORFHGHONHKLJNHFLKNHGLFG☌⎎☍⟒⍙☌⍜⎎⍀☌⌰☍⋏⎎☊⟊⍜⌿☍⌿⍾⍙☍⌰⍜☍⍾⌿⎎⟊⍜⟊⎅⍜⋏⊑⎅⋏⊑⌇☌⋏⊑
Yoyle Book: WOAH, WHAT!?
Cat Bell: Quick, I don't have that much time. I am not your friend you are talking to. Nobody here is your friend. Don't believe on anyone. This "show" is an entire scam. You are all played to lose. But I am here to help you. If you do not abide by my sayings, each one of you will face a punishment worse than death.
Beehive: Cat Bell, is this just your silly little pranks?
Cat Bell: Like I said, do no-
(yoyle book turns the translator off and back on)
Yoyle Book: See, there's our best friend!
Cat Bell: B-but, that wasn't me!
Beehive: Yeah yeah, sure.
Cat Bell: B-But..
(yoyle book and beehive walk out)
Cat Bell: ....
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