Toy Story 2 Bloopers

:(The instrumental version of Riders in the Sky's Woody's Roundup plays in the background and the credits roll as the first scene starts where Woody is watching the puppet version of himself singing while he is about to sit on a roll of duct tape)
:Man 1: Speed.
:Man 2: Marker.
:John Lasseter: And action.
:(Woody tries to sit down on the edge of the tape, but he ends up falling into the hole in the middle, leaving him stuck. He makes a surprised grunt before he tries to get out of it but his bottom is still stuck in the middle. He finally stands up only to be stuck in a humorous turtle like position. The crew off-screen begins to laugh before Woody starts cracking up)
:Woody: (laughing) Okay. (snorting) A little help here, please?
:(Woody laughs again as he tries to walk in a bent forward position)
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:(The scene starts where the Buzz Lightyear from Al's Toy Barn and Andy's toys are in the ventilation duct of the penthouse)
:Rex: What are we gonna do, Buzz?
:Buzz: Use your head!
:(Scene cuts to all of the toys holding Rex on top of them and charging towards the grate)
:Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
:(They all scream as they approach the grate. The camera cuts to a view outside the vent as the toys slam into the grate. However, instead of making the grate to open, the grate would not budge and a loud *Thud* is heard as they all are seen lying down)
:Rex: Ow!
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:(The scene starts in Al's Toy Barn in the Buzz Lightyear aisle)
:Man 1: Speed.
:Man 2: Marker.
:John Lasseter: Okay, and pull back.
:(The camera zooms out to reveal dozens of other Buzz Lightyear's)
:Buzz #1: [burping] Whew! I don't remember eating that.
:John Lasseter: Cut.
:(Numerous other Buzz's start groaning in disgust)
:Buzz #2: [groaning] I can't believe this.
:Buzz #3: That's the fifth time.
:Buzz #4: What box was that guy in?
:Buzz #1: Sorry, everyone. I had that bean burrito for lunch. Okay, I'm all right now. Sorry.
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:(Cut to the scene where Mrs. Potato head is about to put supplies in Mr. Potato Head)
:John Lasseter: And action.
:Mrs. Potato Head: I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes just in case. And if you get hungry, here's some cheese puffs. And a key. I don't know what it's for, but you never know.
:(She places the last item into him)
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:(Cut to the scene where Woody has just met Bullseye and Jessie who is holding Woody)
:Man 1: Speed.
:Man 2: Marker.
:John Lasseter: And action.
:(Jessie flings Woody away and grabs his string)
:Jessie: Whoo!
:(The string suddenly snaps and Woody is sent flying off screen and crashes into something. Jessie looks down at the string horrified at first before she starts laughing hysterically as the crew joins in and even Woody)
:Jessie: Could...? Should we just...? Should that be part of the movie now? He lost... He lost his string.
:(Jessie laughs again and bends over, clutches her stomach before she drops the string in her laughter)
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:(The scene continues on from where Mrs. Potato head is giving her husband supplies)
:Mrs. Potato Head: And a golf ball, if you have time for golf. And a plastic steak and a rubber ducky and a yo-yo.
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:(The scene starts just before Andy's toys reach Al's Toy Barn and are exhausted)
:Buzz: Who's behind?
:Slinky: Mine.
:(Slinky turns around and the camera cuts to his lower half as it walks out of the bushes and sits down as it reaches Slinky)
:John Lasseter: All right, cut. Good take.
:Slinky: What good acting. That was a good take. You're such a cute little bottom. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you.
:(Slinky's tail wags in delight as he pats it)
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:(The scene starts where Wheezy is about to start singing)
:Wheezy: In fact, I think I feel a song coming on.
:(He turns towards Mike and holds out a flipper as Mike tosses his microphone at him, but it misses and hits him on the head. Wheezy groans in pain as a loud feedback is heard. Wheezy looks at Mike)
:Wheezy: Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt your equipment? You gotta aim it right here at my flipper. I'm not a very good catch. Okay, I'm ready for another take.
:John Lasseter: Okay. Let's go again.
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:(Mike this time chucks his microphone at Wheezy hard. The microphone hits Wheezy in the face and there is louder feedback. Mike looks away with a roll of his eyes. Wheezy stumbles before he starts wheezing and coughing hard)
:Wheezy: [wheezing] Oh, no! Oh, no, I think I swallowed my squeaker!
:(Wheezy comes towards the camera and releases another violent cough and it is seen that his squeaker is gone)
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:(The scene starts again with Mrs. Potato Head as she puts more items inside Mr. Potato Head.
:Mrs. Potato Head: And an extra bouncy bouncy ball. And some extra teeth. Be careful, they chatter.
:(She places the teeth inside Mr. Potato head and as soon as she does, a rattling is heard as Mr. Potato head's eyes widen like saucers before jumping up)
:Mr. Potato Head: Whoa!
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:(The scene starts where Buzz Lightyear is about to walk down the Buzz Lightyear aisle)
:Man: Marker.
:John Lasseter: And action.
:(Buzz walks down the aisle and passes a few Buzz's before one box is revealed to have Woody in it making silly faces he can also be heard faintly blowing a raspberry. The crew starts laughing before Buzz looks confused and turns to see the faces he makes. Buzz closes his eyes, waves his hands and snorts)
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:(The scene starts where Buzz and the toys are about to leave the house)
:Buzz: We'll be back before Andy gets home. (Presses a button and his helmet covers him but there is a funny mustache drawn on it which causes the crew to start laughing) What? What are you laughing about? (His eyes wander down and he sees the mustache) Huh? (laughs sarcastically) Real funny, Woody.
:John Lasseter: All right. We're losing our light. Wipe it off and let's go again.
:(Buzz rolls his eyes before walking off screen)
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:(The scene starts where Buzz is looking through Lenny the Binoculars after they see Woody safely starting to bring Wheezy back as the others cheer)
:Slinky: Golly bob howdy.
:(Buzz lowers Lenny and two large circles that resemble comically large glasses are around his eyes on his helmet. Again, Buzz doesn't notice but the crew does and starts laughing)
:Buzz: What? What's so funny? (Hamm and Slinky who are seen in the scene with Buzz look up to see the circles and also start laughing. Buzz finally notices the circles and glares) Woody!
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:(Scene starts just after Jessie opens the door to let Buster: Andy's pet dog, out. Buzz's wings fling out and there are words on each wing. One the left was "This space" and on the right was "For rent". Again the crew off screen start laughing)
:Buzz: Huh? (he turns to either side to see the words and glares and starts walking off screen) Darn it, Woody!
:Man: Okay, let's go again.
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:(The next scene continued on with Mrs. Potato Head putting items into Mr. Potato head)
:Mrs. Potato Head: And crayons, in case you get bored. And some blue Play-Doh.
:(Mrs. Potato Head tries to shove the Play-Doh into him. Mr. Potato head lets out a groaning wheeze as some of his pieces start getting pushed out. He covers his mouth and eyes as the Play-Doh pushes his ears and out and starts to squeeze out of the holes, he looks down as the two ears hit the floor)
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:(The next scene starts where Flik and Heimlich from A Bug's Life are on a branch)
:Flik: Isn't this exciting, Heimlich? Our first day of shooting.
:Heimlich: Oh, yeah, yeah, it's so exciting!
:Flik: You know, I can't believe you talked them into making A Bug's Life 2.
:Heimlich: Oh, oh, yeah. I can hardly believe it also. Oh, but there's a little baby tiny thing I forgot to tell you.
:Flik: What's that, Heimlich?
:Heimlich: Well, you know, it's a "2" movie, but it's not A Bug's Life 2.
:Flik: What...? I don't understand. What is it then?
:John Lasseter: And action!
:(Buzz is seen chopping leaves out of his path as he approaches. He hits the branch Flik and Hemlich are on and the two scream as they fall out of sight)
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:(The next scene starts where Stinky Pete is about to be revealed that he is outside the box)
:Man: Marker.
:John Lasseter: And action.
:Woody: Bullseye, are you with me? OK, good boy. Hey, Prospector, how 'bout you?
:(Woody turns the box around to see Pete is still in the box and is talking with 2 barbie dolls, he looks away with an amused smile)
:Stinky Pete: And so, you two are absolutely identical? [laughing] You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3. (He turns and notices that he's being filmed) I'm sorry, are we back? [chuckling] All right, girls. Lovely talking with you. Yes. Any time you'd like some tips on acting, I'd be glad to chat with you. All right, off you go then. (The barbie dolls walk out)
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:(The next scene starts where the three Little Green Men in the Pizza Planet truck)
:Man 1: Speed.
:Man 2: Wait, wait, wait. Let me check focus.
:Alien 1: So, did you make it into the first Toy Story?
:Alien 2: Well, if you look in the letterbox copy, you can see my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.
:Alien 3: What will you do next?
:Alien 2: Well, I'm up for this villain in a toothpaste commercial.
:Alien 3: Really?
:Alien 1: Wow, that's great.
:Man 1: Okay, got it.
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:(The camera cuts to the two Potato Heads again)
:Mrs. Potato Head: And a dime, call me, and monkey chow.
:Mr. Potato Head: (Annoyed and fed up) Monkey chow? (he turns to Mrs. Potato Head) For what?
:Mrs. Potato Head: Well, for the monkeys, of course! Come on, monkeys!
:(A bunch of monkey's from Monkeys in a barrel come up and start screeching at Mr. Potato Head as they try to get the monkey chow)
:Mr. Potato Head: That's it, I draw the line at monkeys. Get my agent on the phone!
:(He backs up as the monkey's continue screeching at him)
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:(The scene starts where Pete is asking Woody about if he really wants to go back to Andy)
:Man: Marker.
:John Lasseter: And action.
:Stinky Pete: It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. (Pete's box vibrates as he suddenly passes gas and begins chortling as the crew starts laughing) Good heavens. Was that me? (laughing) Oh, my. (passes gas again) I am so sorry. I guess that's why they call me Stinky Pete. Whoo!
:(Pete starts to leave the box)
:John Lasseter: Okay, let's cut.
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:(The scene cuts to Tour Guide Barbie who is encased in a black circle)
:Barbie: We are so glad you came. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, now. Bye. Bye-bye. Remember, please discard all candy wrappers and popcorn containers in the nearest trash receptacle. Thank you. Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. Bye. (laughing) Okay. Are they all gone? Uh, is everybody gone? Huh? (squeaking) Good. Oh, my gosh, my cheeks are killing me. I can't keep smiling like this anymore. I am exhausted. I think I need a break. A little break? Okay. Whew.
:(She walks off screen as the circle closes in and covers her)
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:(as the credits are still rolling)
:Riders in the Sky: Woody's roundupCome on, gather 'roundWoody's roundupWhere nobody wears a frownBad guys go runnin'Whenever he's in townHe's the rootinest, tootinestShootinest, hootinest cowboy aroundWoody's roundup
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