Splash! Bottled Water

Splash! Bottled Water™ is a hydration superconglomerate based on Gerualdi. As a business, they were founded relatively recently, but quickly made a name for themselves with their unusually forward business practices, usually involving large, costly events. Their latest and greatest, the First Annual Splash! Bottled Water™ Summer In The Summer Beach Party, has attracted attention from people of all planets.
Not that the parties are fun or even particularly well-organized. But if there's one thing the advertisements have guaranteed, everyone who's anyone will be there. Besides, there's all the Splash! Bottled Water™ you can drink for just 5 copper a bottle -- a steal.
==History==
The long, storied history of Splash! Bottled Water™ began in the year 4335, when an up-and-coming listron inventor, Iskur ne Diligence, came to Gerualdi and set up his lab. His goal was to solve his native Beyne's water scarcity by creating a mixture that could be produced cheaply, and used to dilute water while both being imperceptible and having no negative health effects.
Unfortunately, the funding ran out two years into the project, and Iskur almost returned to Beyne in shame, were it not for the trend shown by his last batch. Despite having all the health benefits of drinking chemical waste, the drink was not only said to be indistinguishable from water, but all test subjects agreed they would highly recommend it to their friends and family. Desperate to buy more time to research, he applied to patent this last formula, though it took some palm-greasing to get them to look the other way on the health concerns. And so, in the year 4337, Splash! Bottled Water was™ founded.
Shortly afterward, Iskur vanished from the public eye, locked away in his office at Splash! Bottled Water™ headquarters. Whatever he has to say, he says through his aide, Blaut Dietrich. Some say he hides because of the guilt of what he's unleashed upon the world. Others, though, say he's in there tinkering, trying to at last make that life-saving formula.
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