Tommy Ten-Toes/Dialogue

==BS02_SpecialVendor_Dialogue==
#	Dialog Topic 	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Minerva's got a real way with them words. Not like Tommy. That's me. I'm Tommy. Tommy Ten-Toes. How ya' doin'? 	Not realizing how off the rails he is
 	 	 	Ya betta' buy the goods you want now. Minerva don' stick around too long. Could be hittin' the road anytime now. 	Matter of fact
 	 	 	I wouldn't cause no trouble if I's was youse. Been a while since I got ta smack somebody. 	A subtle threat, but mostly matter of fact... almost friendly
 	 	 	Workin' for Blue Ridge is a lot easier than running jobs for... Wait a minute, Vinny said no talkin' bout that. 	Almost let slip that he used to work in the mob (even tho no one actually asked). Thinks he got the upper hand
 	 	 	Ho ho, thought you'd pull a fast one on Tommy Ten-Toes, eh? Nice try, pally. 	Proud of himself for winning an argument (with no one)
 	 	 	If youse lookin' ta buy somethin', talk ta Minerva. I'ms just the hired muscle. Nobody's gotta talk ta me. 	Matter of fact, almost friendly
 	 	 	'Course they could talk ta me. I love talkin'. You, uh... you wanna talk ta me? 	Emphasis on COULD. Realizes he's actually kind of lonely
 	How's life as a caravan guard? 	 	Oh you know. None too bad, none too good. 	Nonchalant
 	How's life as a caravan guard? 	 	A lot of walkin'. A bit of shootin'. Mostly just standin' around, trying ta look all intimadatin' like. 	Nonchalant
 	No... 	 	See, that's too bad. Not enough zoos these days. People are bein' deprived I tells ya. 	"Kids these days"
 	Of course! 	 	Yeah, I thought so. You look like the zoo type. Got it right again, Tommy. 	Nailed it.
 	Thanks for the story, Tommy... 	 	Hey, any time, pally. 	
 	Hold on a second, ten toes... on one foot?	 	Oh yeah. You wanna see 'em? Oh, sorry, Minerva said I can't be takin' my shoes off in front of customers no more. 	Excited and then bummed
 	Hold on a second, ten toes... on one foot?	 	Especially afta' what happened in Chattanooga. That poor lil' doggie... 	Whatever happened to that doggie, it can't be good.
 	Talk to you later. 	 	Another time then, okay. 	Friendly
 	What's it like working for Minerva? 	 	To be clear: Tommy don' work for Minerva. Tommy works for the Blue Ridge Caravan Company. 	Not upset by this, just being clear
 	What's it like working for Minerva? 	 	But... seeing as I only ever gets paired wit Minerva, I guess it don' make much difference. 	
 	What's it like working for Minerva? 	 	Anyways, she's all right. You know that she draws them pictures of guns and stuff herself right? And people are actually buyin' em?	Thinks the customers are dumb (even though he's pretty dumb)
 	What's it like working for Minerva? 	 	Maybe I should sell some drawins too. I draw animals real good. Like dem kangaroos. Oh, and rhinoceroses. 	Going off on a tangent
 	What's it like working for Minerva? 	 	I love rhinoceroses... Ya ever been ta the zoo? I miss zoos. 	Has totally lost the plot
 	How did you get your name? 	 	Well, they call me Tommy Ten-Toes on accounts of my ten toes... on the one foot. 	Casual, nothing unusual here!
 	How did you get your name? 	 	They used to call me Tommy the Nose. Pretty sure it's 'cause I nose a lot. I nose about business, I nose about guns. I nose it all.	Thinks "nose" is "knows"
 	How did you get your name? 	 	But, uh, after getting all Ghouly they stopped calling me the nose... Maybe they don't think I nose it like I used to. 	He's a ghoul now (and thus has no nose). He clearly doesn't understand the connection.
 	How did you get your name? 	 	But, I got these toes, though. More than I can count! Oh wait, fifteen. Fifteen toes. See? Tommy still nose. 	All over the place, but proud of himself at the end
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