Baneyism

==        Our Religion  ==
=== Beliefs===
Our beliefs are that The Great Barney created the world with his assistant The Great K.J.R. 
Barneyisms Ten Commandmets are:
#No man should ever get into a relationship
#Every man must watch porn and be open about it
#No man must should ever turn down sex from any women less than a 6 (Rating)
#You must always follow The Lemon Law, The Hot Crazy Scale and The Platinum Rule (see all of these under their sub-section later on)
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=== Gods ===
*The Great Barney
*The Great K.J.R 
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The Evil couple who have been together for all eternity are:
*The Evil Marshlillyous (Marsh-Lilly-us)
I will update more later
  
 
 
 
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