Derisive Resident

The Derisive Resident is an NPC in Jarilo-VI. He can initially be found in the Administrative District, but will permanently disappear after interacting with the car down the stairs near the Golden Theater Space Anchor.
==Profile==
(To be added.)
==Location==
==Dialogue==
;(Investigate the parked car)
: Investigate
: This is a car specially made in Belobog. The hood is letting off a dry heat unique to an engine that's going at full throttle.
:Derisive Resident: Th—That's! Sorry...
:Derisive Resident: S—Sorry! I'm just parked here for a bit. I'll move it right away!
:Derisive Resident: P—Please don't give me a ticket!
: A ticket?
::Derisive Resident: Huh?
::Derisive Resident: Oh!
::Derisive Resident: Ah... I mistook you for a Silvermane Guard. My mistake. Just a misunderstanding! But it's your fault, too, wandering in front of other people's cars like that without a reason...
:: Alright. I'll get going.
:::The smirking resident in front of you seems to be muttering something, but you can't make out what it is. They then bolt from the scene without a trace.
::;(Obtain )
:: Is that how you talk to a guard?
:::Derisive Resident: Huh?
:::Derisive Resident: Oh, you're a guard? You should've said something...
:::Derisive Resident: ...I'm begging you. Please don't give me a ticket! I'll move my car...
::: That's not going to cut it. I do things by the book...
::::Derisive Resident: Oh! Oh! I see. I see! 
::::Derisive Resident: Umm. This is just a small token... Please kindly accept it, Sir! 
::::Derisive Resident: In a lightning-fast movement, this grinning resident casually stuffs credits into your hand, then bolts from the scene without a trace. That isn't what you mean at all...
::::Right or wrong, you did receive some unexpected cash. Let's just say you've accepted the fine on behalf of the guards.
::;(Obtain )
::: (Be quiet and act like and act like a professional.)
::::Derisive Resident: W—Well, say anything please...
:::: You already know what I was going to say!
:::::Derisive Resident: Oh! Oh! I see. I see! 
:::::Derisive Resident: Umm. This is just a small token... Please kindly accept it, Sir! 
:::::Derisive Resident: In a lightning-fast movement, this grinning resident casually stuffs credits into your hand, then bolts from the scene without a trace. That isn't what you mean at all...
:::::Right or wrong, you did receive some unexpected cash. Let's just say you've accepted the fine on behalf of the guards.
::;(Obtain )
:::: (Remain silent and act like a professional.)
:::::Derisive Resident: Ack. You're killing me here! l—I gave you credits. Is that not enough!?
:::::The resident in front of you swiftly hands over a hefty amount of credits, then bolts from the scene without a trace. That isn‘t what you mean at all...
:::::Right or wrong, you did receive some unexpected cash. Let's just say you've accepted the fine on behalf of the guards.
::;(Obtain )
: That's not going to cut it. I do things by the book...
::Derisive Resident: Oh! Oh! I see. I see! 
::Derisive Resident: Umm. This is just a small token... Please kindly accept it, Sir! 
::The resident in front of you swiftly hands over a hefty amount of credits, then bolts from the scene without a trace. That isn‘t what you mean at all...
::Right or wrong, you did receive some unexpected cash. Let's just say you've accepted the fine on behalf of the guards.
::;(Obtain )
: (Be quiet and act like a professional.)
::Derisive Resident: W—Well, say anything please...
:: You already know what I was going to say!
:::Derisive Resident: Oh! Oh! I see. I see! 
:::Derisive Resident: Umm. This is just a small token... Please kindly accept it, Sir! 
:::The resident in front of you swiftly hands over a hefty amount of credits, then bolts from the scene without a trace. That isn‘t what you mean at all...
:::Right or wrong, you did receive some unexpected cash. Let's just say you've accepted the fine on behalf of the guards.
::;(Obtain )
:: (Remain silent and act like a professional.)
:::Derisive Resident: Ack. You're killing me here! l—I gave you credits. Is that not enough!?
:::The resident in front of you swiftly hands over a hefty amount of credits, then bolts from the scene without a trace. That isn‘t what you mean at all...
:::Right or wrong, you did receive some unexpected cash. Let's just say you've accepted the fine on behalf of the guards.
::;(Obtain )
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