S13-Ep15 “Jungle Fever”

== Disclaimer ==
All characters and events in this show— Even those based on real people— are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated…poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
== Synopsis ==
Clyde has a crush on the new girl in town, Robyn, and tries to impress her in every way possible. 
((This is also set in 2009 since that’s where the thirteenth season began. I created Robyn this year. 
== Episode ==
It was a beautiful morning in South Park. People were at Walmart shopping as they should, that included Clyde Donovan and his father.
Roger: [pushing the shopping cart] Okay, Clyde! We have marked off everything on the list. Now you can pick something that you’d like.
Clyde: Everything is marked off the list? I can get something now? [is excited, looking up at his dad]
Roger: Yes, make it quick.
Clyde: [walks to a certain aisle where his favorite food mix was] Man, I can’t wait to make tacos with mom today! [stops and sees the taco seasoning mix] Hmm.. [looks over to see an African American girl with an Afro standing next to him looking at the same thing] 
Girl: [grabs a box of taco seasoning mix, then looks over at Clyde] Hey.
Clyde: [jumps a bit] Oh, hey! 
Girl: Were you looking at me or something? [looks at the box, reading the ingredients] 
Clyde: Nope. You must be imagining things. [grabs a box of taco seasoning mix] 
Roger: [pushes the shopping cart to Clyde] Almost done here, buddy?
Clyde: Yeah.
Woman: [pushes her shopping cart towards the girl] Almost done here? You know we have to hurry and go straight back home. 
Girl: Yeah, I’m done and I know.
Roger: [looks at the woman] Diane? Long time no see! 
Diane: Oh, hey Roger! 
Clyde: [looks confused at his dad] You guys know each other? 
Roger: Yeah, we’ve known each other since college. [nudges Clyde] We weren’t close though. Diane, I’m so sorry for your loss. Chef was a good man. 
Diane: Oh, yes he was. Him and Robyn were so close. [smiles and pats Robyn’s shoulders] 
Robyn: Mom-
Clyde: [looks at Robyn, blushing slightly]
Roger: What brings you back in South Park? 
Diane: Well I moved into Chef’s house with my other three kids. Speaking of them… I have to go before they cause any trouble. [looks down at Robyn] Is that the taco mix you want? 
Robyn: Yes.
Diane: Okay, put it in the cart so we can check on your siblings. 
Robyn threw the taco seasoning mix into the shopping cart. 
Diane: [starts walking off] Bye, Roger. 
Roger: Bye, Diane. Come on, Clyde. [pushes the shopping cart and walks away, Clyde follows and holds the taco seasoning mix box to his chest, thinking about Robyn]
-
Next day, South Park Elementary. Kids were chatting in the hallways.
Clyde: [with Craig, Tolkien, and Jimmy] I’m telling you guys she was hot! 
Craig: What did she look like? 
Clyde: She had this Afro, but was wearing a hat so it was flat. She was also kind of like Tolkien but light skinned. 
Tolkien: Why’d you put my name into it? 
Clyde: Because I’m describing the girl, doofus. 
Jimmy: Oh, so sh-she’s black.
Clyde: I wouldn’t even say black. I’d say… brown. Tolkien’s black. 
Tolkien: Enough.
Clyde: No no! Like, you’re way darker than her. She has lighter skin than you, dude. 
Tolkien: Shut up, Clyde.
Clyde: Guys, all I’m saying is that she’s the hottest girl I’ve ever seen. 
Cartman enters, they all pause and look at him. 
Cartman: What are you fags talking about? 
Craig: Clyde claims that he saw a hot girl yesterday at the grocery store. 
Clyde: I did see one! 
Cartman: [places a hand on Clyde’s shoulder] Clyde, let’s face it. You’re nothing but a whiny little douche. Plus, if the girl’s a Mexican she’s gonna play you. 
Clyde: Pfft, says you. I’m the womanizer.
Craig: Do you even know the definition of that? 
Clyde: Who cares, am I right?
Tolkien: [facepalms and shifts away from Clyde] God damn it. 
Jimmy: Eric, she’s not M-M-Me-Mexican. 
Clyde: That’s right. 
Cartman: Is she a ginger? That’s even worse. 
Clyde: She’s black, but not like Tolkien’s skin color. To me, it’s more of a caramel.
Cartman: [sighs] Clyde, I’m afraid you have a case of jungle fever. Don’t worry. It’s very common in white people. 
Tolkien: Eric-
Cartman: Shhh, Tolkien! You don’t know this type of shit. You’re not even in this situation and not to mention that I’m not talking to you! I suggest you shut the fuck up, you black asshole! 
Tolkien: You better knock it off or else. 
Cartman: Oh. Oh, I see. I have to shut up before you bust a cap in my ass. 
Tolkien: I didn’t say-
Cartman: [whispers to Clyde] Let me just leave before Tolkien shoots me, you guys. Hell, he’ll probably even start a cult with his kind. 
Kyle: [offscreen] Fatass, come on! 
Cartman: Ugh. See you fags later. [walks away] Coming, Kahl! [mutters] Fucking asshole.. 
Tolkien: God, I hate that idiot.
Clyde: [thinks for a moment] Jungle fever… is that like a disease? 
Jimmy: I’m not su-sure.
Craig: Clyde, You’re not actually listening to that fuck over there, are you? 
Clyde: I don’t know. Maybe he’s right. 
Tolkien: Dude, seriously? 
Craig: ..Yeah, okay.
-
The bell rings; kids started to enter their classrooms. Mr. Garrison’s 4th grade classroom, the children all sit in their seats and began to chat for a bit. 
Mr. Garrison: [walks in the classroom and placed his bag on his desk] Okay, children. [the kids were now quiet] Before I start class, I have an announcement to make. 
Butters: [excited] Ooh! Are we going on a field trip tomorrow.
Cartman: God, Butters I hate you so much.
Mr. Garrison: No, Butters. Today is a special day for all of you because we have a new student that’ll be joining us today. I hope you all make her feel very welcome. 
Cartman: A girl? There’s always a fucking new girl coming here. Next thing you know, they’ll be more girls coming to South Park from other states and countries. 
Kyle: What’s wrong with that, fatass? 
Cartman: [whispers to Kenny] Not to mention that they always have the hots for Jews. 
Kenny: [starts laughing]
Craig: [rolls his eyes and whispers to Tolkien] They do this shit every day. 
Tolkien: Yeah, I know. 
Wendy: I mean, they’re way more boys in this class than girls anyway. 
Cartman: Who was talking about the class, whore? 
Stan: Dude! [glares at Cartman]
Cartman: I’m just saying. 
Mr. Garrison: ..Okay. Anyway, she has moved here from Memphis, Tennessee. Kids, I want you all to say hello to Robyn!
Robyn: [enters the classroom and waves at everyone] Hi, everybody. 
Clyde: [gasps and nudges Tolkien] That’s her! 
Tolkien: It is? 
Clyde: Yeah! 
Craig: Wow. I’m soooo shocked. 
Mr. Garrison: Why don’t you tell the class a little about yourself? 
Robyn: Well, I listen to alternative rock, alternative hip hop, regular hip hop, and pop music. I like to read, cook, write poems and stories. Uhh.. I’m trying not to get too deep into myself. 
Stan: [whispers to Kyle] She looks so familiar, dude. 
Kyle: Yeah. [raises his hand] Excuse me, but do you have any family members that live here? 
Robyn: Actually, I did have an uncle that lived here. He worked here as a chef in the cafeteria. 
Cartman: Oh, Chef! 
Kyle: I thought she looked familiar in one of Chef’s family photos. 
Robyn: You guys know him? 
Stan: Hell yeah, we know him! He used to always help us and gives us advice. 
Kenny: (Yeah, he was our friend!)
Mr. Garrison: Oh, isn’t this lovely? How is your family dealing with the pain? 
Robyn: They’re handling it pretty well, actually. 
Clyde: [raises his hand] Excuse me, but can you finish telling us about you? We’re all dying to find out more about you. [puts his hand down]
Mr. Garrison: Sorry, Clyde. Unfortunately, we have to get through this lesson. Robyn, why don’t you take a seat next to… Wendy!
Wendy: [raises her hand for Robyn to come over]
Robyn: [walks to the empty desk next to Wendy and sits down] You have a pretty name.
Wendy: Thank you! Robyn is a cute name.
Robyn: [blushes a little, then rolls her eyes] Thanks. 
Wendy: Do you want to be my friend? I can introduce you to the other girls around here. 
Robyn: Yeah, we’re officially friends now. [smiles] And I’d like to meet the other girls. Hopefully they’re nice. 
Wendy: Cool! I know you just moved here and all, but do you think anyone in this class is cute? Anyone in school? 
Robyn: Uhhh, I wouldn’t say much yet. 
Craig: [looks over at Robyn] Hey, you know him? [points to Clyde, who was looking and paying attention to Mr. Garrison, who was writing on the chalkboard as he was talking]
Robyn: Oh, yeah. I saw him at the grocery store yesterday.
Craig: [mutters] So it was true.. Well, hear me out, but I think he has a crush on you. 
Robyn: Really? How?
Craig: I don’t know. Maybe because you have.. good taste in music? You two probably share the same interests. Who knows? 
Robyn: I mean, we were both on the same aisle getting taco seasoning mix. 
Wendy: Well, that could be a sign! 
Robyn: ..Maybe.
-
It was now recess. Kids were playing outside and talking to their friends. The main four were by a tree, talking.
Stan: Do you guys remember the MTV Video Music Awards in September? 
Kyle: Aw, dude that night was so epic. I stayed up all night and watched it with Ike. 
Kenny: (I heard that Puff Daddy interrupted Taylor Swift’s speech on stage.) 
Cartman: That was Kanye West, dumbass. 
Kyle: Yeah, he shouldn’t have done that. 
Stan: That moment can never be forgotten. 
Robyn walks towards them. 
Kenny: [notices] (What’s she doing?)
Cartman: What the fuck does she want? 
Kyle: I’m not sure. But all I know Cartman, is that you better not be a racist.
Cartman: What kind of person do you think I am, Kahl? 
Stan: Oh my god.
Robyn: [smiles, looking at them] What’s up, guys? 
Kyle: Nothing much. We were talking about that incident at the VMA awards. 
Robyn: With Kanye and Taylor Swift? 
Kenny: (Yeah.)
Robyn: I like how Beyoncé let Taylor finish her speech. Kanye can get crazy sometimes.
Stan: Yeah, he can. Robyn, why are you here? 
Robyn: Oh, I was hoping if you guys can show me around town. 
Cartman: That’s all you came here for? Why couldn’t you ask those douchebags over there? [points to Craig’s gang, then at the girls] Hell, you could’ve asked those whores over there. 
Robyn: I just thought you guys were pretty cool.
Stan: You’re not wrong! 
Kyle: Yeah, we’d like to show you around here! 
Cartman: Yeah, yeah. There’s one thing I’d like to ask you, Robyn. 
Robyn: ..What’s the question? 
Cartman: Are you from Africa or Jamaica? 
Robyn: Repeat that for me. 
Cartman: I said are you fr- 
Kyle covers Cartman’s mouth and smiles at Robyn, chuckling nervously. 
Kyle: We’d love to! 
Robyn: Good. 
Clyde walks over to them and stood next to Robyn, looking at her head to toe. 
Robyn: [looks at him] Hello.
Clyde: Hey. What’s going on over here? 
Stan: Nothing, Clyde. 
Clyde: Well, in that case, do you want to go somewhere else? 
Robyn: Oh, all right? See you guys after school. [walks away with Clyde to the swings, then looks over at him] Why’d you want me to hang out with you? 
Clyde: Aw, you know, you just seem cool to be around. 
Robyn: What if I wasn’t? [sits on a swing]
Clyde: [sits on the other, looking down at his lap] I’d still hang out with you.
Robyn: Oh? 
Clyde: Why were you with… them? [looks up and sees the main four, still at the same tree] 
Stan: [turns around to Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny] Cartman, what the hell is wrong with you, dude?
Kenny: (He’s a fucking party pooper.)
Kyle: Didn’t I tell you to not be a racist, you asshole?!
Cartman: It was a fucking question! Jesus Christ- get off my back. 
Kyle: Mr. Garrison literally told us that she was from Tennessee! 
Cartman: Well I wasn’t fucking listening!
Robyn: [laughs] I wanted them to show me around town so I can get to know them better. They seem pretty cool. 
Clyde: Ah.
Robyn: So.
Clyde: So…
Robyn: Favorite food? 
Clyde: I- ..Tacos. 
Robyn: Mine too! I love the classic. 
Clyde: Me too! The classics are always the best. 
Robyn: I know, right? Are you into astrology? 
Clyde: Well, I like the stars and planets and stuff. I’m not an expert though. My friend Craig is more into that stuff than me.
Robyn: What else are you into? 
Clyde: I’m into sports. In fact, I’m thinking of getting into football. 
Robyn: That’s great! When did you get into football? 
Clyde: Well, I used to play in 3rd grade, but quit after getting sick of it. I didn’t know much about the sport back then. Now, I’m so into it! Like, I never miss a Denver Broncos game on TV. 
Robyn: [nods and smiles] So you were inspired. What’s your favorite ice cream? 
Clyde: Vanilla.
Robyn: Me too! We were meant to be, huh? 
Clyde: ..Y-You think so? 
Robyn: Yeah. Maybe we can hang out tomorrow after school? If you aren’t busy.
Clyde: Yeah, definitely! 
The bell rings, inferring that recess was over and the kids had to walk back in the building.
-
Robyn was walking with the main boys, somewhere in town together. 
Stan: Over there is Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse. There’s Denny’s.. Raisins! There that goes. Hmm.. Oh! Bijou’s Cinema is up ahead. 
Robyn: There’s a lot of great places around here. 
Kenny: (Yeah, the food here is great too!) 
Kyle: I bet Cartman’s been to all the food places here. Oh wait… he has! 
They all start laughing, except for Cartman.
Cartman: [rolls his eyes and crosses his arms] Fuck you guys. 
Robyn: Aw, you know he’s just playing! 
Kyle: Yeah, take a joke. 
Clyde: [walks out of Raisins and looks around, then spots Robyn with the main boys; he walks to them] 
Cartman: [turns around and sees Clyde] Fuck. 
Kenny: (What?)
Cartman: Clyde’s following us. 
Clyde: [catches up to them] 
They stop walking and look at Clyde, puzzled. 
Stan: Where are you coming from, Clyde? 
Clyde: None of your business, dude. I actually have a present for Robyn.
Robyn: You do?
Clyde: Yep. [pulls out a heart shaped locket from his pocket and puts it around her neck, smiling brightly] There!
Robyn: [looks at the heart shaped pendant, then at Clyde] 
Clyde: [still smiling] Open it.
Robyn: [holds the pendant and opens it, revealing a photo of Clyde inside] ..Thanks, I guess. 
Clyde: Anything for you. [winks]
The main four boys all look at each other, not knowing what to say. 
Cartman: Clyde? 
Clyde: Yeah?
Cartman grabs Clyde’s coat sleeve, pulling him away from Robyn and the other boys. 
Clyde: Dude, what?
Cartman: Dude, you seriously have jungle fever. A serious case of it! 
Clyde: So? 
Cartman: Clyde, do you know what’s going to happen if you don’t stop fucking with her?
Clyde: Yeah, she’s gonna start falling in love with me and we’re gonna be the hottest couple in the whole school.
Cartman: That is if you make it alive. She’s gonna murder you, dude.
Clyde: Dude, you’re racist. 
Cartman: Listen to me, damn it. She’s going to take your heart and stab it with a sharp knife. She might even shoot you in the head!
Clyde: [rolls his eyes] Uh huh. ..Wait. Aren’t knives supposed to be sharp?
Cartman: [facepalms] 
Clyde: [walks back to Robyn] 
Kyle: Dude, he’s into you. 
Stan: Definitely, dude. 
Kenny: (He wants a taste of your-)
Stan: Don’t- Don’t finish, Kenny.
Kenny: (Aw, man.)
Clyde: Hey, Robyn. Don’t forget that we’re hanging out tomorrow, okay? 
Robyn: I won’t. [smiles]
Clyde: Great! [walks away, still keeping that bright smile from before]
Robyn: [turns around and watches Clyde walk away] …
-
The next day after school, Clyde and Robyn (who was still wearing the locket) were both sitting on a bench together. Clyde was already talking.
Clyde: So yeah, I broke my leg and I had to stay at home from school for a week. 
Robyn: That’s gotta suck.
Clyde: It did. 
Robyn: So, about yesterday, why’d you give me a locket? 
Clyde: Ah, that’s just a little something that’ll make you remember me every day. Speaking of that… I have another gift. [smiles and pulls out a burgundy stuffed bear, handing it to Robyn]
Robyn: [takes the bear and looks at it] Oh- you shouldn’t have. 
Clyde: Oh, but I had to. I bet you don’t get this much presents from guys, huh? 
Robyn: Not really. You’re the first. But if referring to men, my uncle gave me a lot of stuff. 
Clyde: You know, I wish I knew you before I moved here. Chef never told us anything about his family except for his parents. 
Robyn: Did they tell you all about the Loch Ness monster story? 
Clyde: Yeah, I didn’t believe any of that. 
Robyn: Neither did I. I still don’t believe it.
Clyde: Yeah. 
Robyn: Well, it was nice hanging out with you! [gets up from the bench and looks at Clyde, smiling] 
Clyde: Wait! Before you go, I wanna give you my number. 
Robyn: Oh, okay. Right it down. 
Clyde: Didn’t have to. [hands Robyn a note that had his phone number written on it]
Robyn: [takes it and puts it in her pocket] Bye, Clyde. 
Clyde: Bye! [waves] 
Robyn: [waves back and quickly walks away] 
Clyde: [watches her walk away, smirking] She’s gonna be into me soon.
Wendy and Bebe were somewhere in the park, talking. Wendy spots Robyn. 
Wendy: Robyn! 
Robyn: [stops and sees Wendy with Bebe, walking to them] Hey, Wendy. And uhh.. I don’t know you. 
Bebe: Everyone knows my name, birdie. 
Robyn: Birdie? ..Oh! I get it.
Wendy: Robyn, I told you that was Bebe. 
Robyn: Oh, well I’m Robyn, Bebe. 
Bebe: I know.
Wendy: Robyn, I’ve been meaning to ask you, where did you get that locket? 
Bebe: Wendy, it’s obvious that an anonymous boy gave that to her. The pendant is heart shaped. 
Wendy: Oh. Who’s the boy? 
Robyn: Clyde.
Bebe: Him? Seriously? [rolls her eyes]
Wendy: Don’t mind her. They used to date a while back. She’s just mad that Clyde stopped giving her free shoes. I don’t blame him. 
Bebe: Oh, whatever. 
Robyn: He just gave me this bear today. I swear, he’s into me. 
Wendy: Yeah, he’s definitely into you. Maybe you’ll like him back! 
Robyn: Maybe I won’t. I mean- I never got used to love anyway. 
Wendy: It’ll happen.
Robyn: I just feel like he’s gonna keep giving me gifts until he admits that he likes me. 
Bebe: Getting gifts from guys are the best! 
Wendy: You should’ve been more specific when you said that, Bebe. Getting gifts from NICE guys are the best. Some boys are just mean and gross. Take Eric Cartman for example. If he gave you a gift, you’d hate it. 
Robyn: I’ll definitely keep note of that one. 
Wendy: Yeah, but Robyn, give Clyde a chance. He’s a nice and funny guy. 
Robyn: I’ll try.
-
Two weeks later, the main boys were at Robyn’s house in her room with Robyn. Cartman was on the floor watching TV while eating a bag of potato chips. Kyle was also sitting on the floor, reading a Wired magazine. Stan and Kenny were both looking in a box filled with Robyn’s music CD’s and albums. Most of the music was from 1999 to 2009.
Robyn: You know, it’s hard to believe that all these famous celebrities came to this town. 
Kyle: Dude, have you ever heard of Barbra Streisand attacking a little mountain town in Colorado? That was us. 
Robyn: There are many quiet towns in Colorado. 
Stan: Tom Cruise threatened to sue me once, dude. [picks up a Destiny’s Child album, looking at it] 
Robyn: Bullshit.
Cartman: We fucking drove Britney Spears to kill herself. 
Robyn: She’s 100% okay. 
Kenny: (Paris Hilton came here once and challenged our teacher’s assistant to a Whore-Off.) 
Robyn: Maybe it’s true. 
Stan: It is true, dude. 
Robyn: All I’m saying is that it’s hard to believe. 
Kyle: I guess it is hard to believe that people like Jennifer Lopez would come here to our fucked up town. 
Stan: Yeah, this is our fucked up town. 
Cartman: We love this fucked up town!
Kenny: (Let’s praise this fucked up town!)
Robyn: [shakes her head and suddenly hears music outside] What’s that? 
Kyle: I’m not sure. [puts the magazine down and goes to the window] Aw, god damn it!
Stan: What?
Kyle: It’s Clyde.
Kenny: (Fuck.)
Cartman: What the fuck does he want now?
Kenny: (He wants Robyn.) 
Robyn: Kenny, I swear-
Stan: Kenny’s right, Robyn. Clyde won’t stop bothering you because he has something for you. Didn’t you realize? 
Robyn: Yeah, but I didn’t want to think too much about it. 
Kyle: Dude, you’re wearing a locket with his photo inside! 
Robyn: I know.
Kenny: (You never took it off.) 
Stan: That’s true. She never took it off ever since we gave her a tour of the town. 
Cartman: Robyn, you need to stand up for your fucking self and tell Clyde that you don’t want him? 
Robyn: What am I supposed to say? 
Kyle: Just express your feelings! Tell him how you really feel about him. 
Stan: You can put him in the friend zone. It’s pretty harsh, but it’s worth it.
Kenny: (Try not to be too hard on him.)
Cartman: Oh, and do what you probably do the most. Be black.
Robyn: And what the hell is that supposed to mean? 
Kyle: Cartman, don’t-
Cartman: I’m basically telling her to express her feelings but she needs to add more shit to it. You know, more attitude. 
Robyn: ..You know, I think I got it. I’m gonna go confront Clyde. 
Kenny: (All right!) 
Robyn walks out of her room, then walks downstairs. Her mom and sister were downstairs on the couch watching The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 
Robyn: Hey, Renee. Hey, Ma. 
Diane: Hey, hun. 
Renee: [looks annoyed] You can clearly see that we’re watching TV. Go somewhere else. 
Diane: Renee, be nice to-
Robyn: Nah, it’s okay. I have something to do anyway. I’ll be right back inside. 
Diane: Okay then, baby. 
Robyn: [goes to the door and opens it, then walks out of the house and shuts the door looking up, only to see Clyde in front of her] Ah!
Clyde: Robyn, there’s something I wanna give you! 
Robyn: What is it? [walks a bit up to the left, pulling him away from the front door]
Clyde: Come on, Tolkien and Craig!
Craig and Tolkien came from behind a tree, walking towards Clyde and Robyn, handing them sky-blue sweaters. 
Robyn: [takes a sweater from Craig and reads the words on it] ..I love my man? 
Clyde: [takes a sweater from Tolkien and smiles at Robyn] You like it? 
Robyn: ..Yeah, there’s something I need to say to you.
Clyde: [gasps and looks at Craig and Tolkien] This is the moment I’ve been waiting for! 
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman watch from Robyn’s room, looking out the window. 
Clyde: So, what is it that you’ve been meaning to say? 
Robyn: I want you… to leave me the fuck alone. 
Clyde: …What? 
Craig: Oh shit. Not what I was expecting. 
Robyn: You heard me. I said I want you to leave me the hell alone. Stop being a fucking creep and stop giving me fucking presents every fucking day. I appreciate the gifts, but does it have to be on a daily basis? I mean, holy shit. Good lord, stop trying to impress me so fucking hard. You’re trying too fucking much and I’m getting fucking sick. 
Clyde: Robyn, I- 
Robyn: No. I wanted to stay at home from school last week because of you. I just want you to stop. I’m asking you this nicely. Are we done? 
Clyde: …Give me the sweater. 
Robyn: [hands him the sweater] There you go. 
Clyde: [takes the sweater and walks off, mumbling]
Tolkien: ..Uh. 
Craig: [pats Robyn’s shoulder] Don’t worry. He’s gonna be okay. [walks away, looking back at Tolkien] Come on, dude. 
Tolkien: [walks away with Craig] What the hell did I just witness? 
Robyn watches them walk away from her house and thinks about what she said to Clyde. 
Robyn: Was that worth it? [looks back at the main four boys, who were still watching from her room window]
Stan: [opens the window and yells out] It was worth it! 
Cartman: Totally fucking worth it! 
Kyle: Don’t regret it! 
Kenny: (There’s no turning back now!) 
Cartman: God, I hate you, Kenny. 
-
Next day at South Park Elementary. Robyn was sitting down at her desk talking to Wendy. She was still, surprisingly, wearing the locket Clyde had given her. 
Robyn: Do you wanna go to the mall this weekend? My mom can drive us.
Wendy: Yeah, that’ll be fun! I’ll invite Bebe and Red. 
Robyn: That’s fine. 
Clyde enters the classroom with Jimmy and goes to his desk, sitting down. Jimmy also goes to his desk and sits down. 
Robyn: [looks over at Clyde] Hey, Clyde? 
Clyde: [looks back at her] No, I don’t have any presents for you. 
Robyn: It’s not like I want presents. 
Clyde: Then what? 
Robyn: Wanna go to Taco Bell after school? That is if you aren’t busy. 
Clyde: [gasps] Fuck yeah! 
Robyn: Awesome. [smiles]