Could Do A Job

An ironic response to the mention of an attractive woman, one-legged woman, dying old man etc. usually along the lines of
"Barbara Windsor has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's" - "Could Do A Job"
In recent times, many "Could do a jobbers" probably could do a better job than
our managers such as Hockaday, Heckingbottom et. al. or our players - Yes you Grot and Widewald... You!
Ideally "Could Do A Job" should be used when a reasonably half-decent suggestion is made as to a potential player for Leeds United - but this is WACCOE and they are sarcastic bastards