Power Snatchers/Transcript

(The episode begins in the Candle Friends’ house)
Candle Man: Ah, it is great to have our powers, instead of having to slink all the way to the fridge, I can just (Runs to the fridge at the speed of light from the couch to get an eggplant) Just run there as fast I desire! Dang, outta eggplants. 
(He dials TwoBrains.) 
TwoBrains: Ahoy-oy. 
Candle Man: Get me some eggplants, please! 
TwoBrains: What a coincidence. I was just going to the store. I’ll get you your eggplants ASAP. 
(Hangs up.) 
Shaduck: I can as well! (Teleports next to the fridge to get fish soup) 
Mystic: I can fly! (Mystic flies to the fridge to get a grilled cheese sandwich) 
Limefong: And I can just do this! (Uses telekinesis to give him a slice of pizza) 
Candle Man: Life’s just perfect, I don’t know what I’d do without my powers. 
The other three: Me neither! 
(Meanwhile, the Spammers meet in their lair. They have a tablet which records all of the Candle Friends’ actions.) 
Whickey: What should we do to those Candle Flips now? 
Maps: Let’s check the cameras I installed next to their window and see what they’re up to! 
(Maps brings out her tablet which plays footage of what the Candle Friends are doing.) 
Maps: Hmm, they seem to all be using their powers and be lazing about. 
Dyaboy: Ohh, I wish I had powers! 
Luis: I do as well. I still do too. Woo hoo! 
Dyaboy: Uhh, isn’t the force enough for you? 
Luis: True. I still do too. Woo hoo. 
Gyux: weho3heugijr3hueiogkh3uieogjhtr! (Subtitles: “I have an idea!”) 
Kitchen: What is your idea, Gyux? 
Gyux: huioefhgrh2ifhgwogjhuriwofjghrieow (Subtitles: “Why can’t we just… strip them of their powers somehow?”) 
Kitchen: You mean, snatch their powers? But yeah, that’s actually a great idea! We should definitely strip them of their powers one way or another! 
Whickey: I know how! 
Maps: You do? 
Whickey: Yep. 
(Whickey stares at Dyaboy and the rest follow) 
Dyaboy: What? Ohh, you want me to do it. On it! 
(Dyaboy goes off-screen, sounds of construction are heard until he goes back on-screen with a power-sucking vacuum) 
Whickey: Uh, I don’t think a rusty old vacuum is gonna do anything except suck some dust off them. 
Dyaboy: This vacuum is different. It sucks POWERS! 
Gyux: euriroekuifoj3ugokgjrhu2ieorgkji2orj! (Subtitles: “YES! YOU ARE A GENIUS, DYA!”) 
(The other Spammers stare at Gyux in confusion) 
Dyaboy: Are you… calling me smart or something? If so, thanks! 
(Gyux nods yes) 
Dyaboy: Observe. (Dyaboy sucks the gibberish from Gyux) 
Gyux: Yes! I’m free-
Luis: Can you give it back? I am just wondering. I still am too. 
Dyaboy: Obviously, otherwise how are we going to take their powers for ourselves? 
Gyux: No no no-
(Dyaboy gives Gyux his gibbberish back) 
Maps: Anyway, let’s just go to those Candle Flips’ house and use the Power Vacuums to steal the Candle Flips’ powers when they are not looking! 
Whickey: Yeah, why not? 
(Cue theme song) 
Candle Man: Guys, running back and forth all day long to get eggplants has made me realize, I’ve run out of eggplants! 
Shaduck, Mystic, and Limefong: Yeah, us with our food too. 
Candle Man: Let’s get some more. 
(The Main 4 walk to the store whilst the Spammers watch through the back window) 
Whickey: Come on, they’re distracted! Let’s sneak up behind them and snatch their powers and give them to ourselves! 
Maps: Hold up… if we get the powers, then which one of us will get which Candle Flip’s powers? 
Whickey: Doesn’t matter, we’ll decide when we get them. 
(The Spammers run out in front of the Main 4) 
Shaduck: (sarcastically) Oh, great. 
Candle Man: What do you want now, Spamspams? 
Whickey: Your powers! 
Limefong: Pff, we’d never give you them! 
Kitchen: Of course you will. With this! (Shows them the Power Vacuums) 
Candle Man: Uh, I don’t think a rusty old vacuum is gonna do anything except suck some dust off us. 
(Gyux, holding another power vacuum, is revealed to have snuck up behind Candle Man, and steals his powers) 
Gyux: hdifo4h3ohj4iepgohnwpgj3öwüeo! (Subtitles: “HA! Now your powers are ours, Canderp!”) 
Candle Man: (as his powers are disappearing) First off, what do you mean, Little Jimmy escaped kindergarten because Mystic told Pesron to-
(Candle Man realises his fire is gone and starts gasping for air) 
Candle Man: Can’t…breathe...what did you do to me, you monster?! 
Whickey: He stole your powers for himself, duh!
Candle Man: Give them back..now! (Struggling to breathe as his flame flickers.) 
Luis: We would, but that’d be against our plans! It still would too! Woo hoo! 
Limefong: (notices Candle Man’s struggling to breathe) Candle Man… are you okay…? 
Candle Man: Nope… not really...in fact, I have never felt so weak! 
Mystic: I… uh, think he’s slowly dying… 
Candle Man: I AM?! 
(Kitchen snatches Mystic’s powers while she is distracted) 
Kitchen: YAYA! NOW WE ONLY HAVE TO DO THIS TO TWO OF THEM! 
(Mystic’s colors start becoming more dull. Limefong uses telekinesis to snatch the Power Vacuums away from the Spammers.)
Limefong: Stop what you’re doing, idiots! 
(Limefong uses his slime power to splash slime all over all six Spammers.) 
Spammers: EW, GROSS! 
Limefong: Now we just have to revert the power snatchings! 
(Dyaboy just walks up to him and snatches the vacuums out of Limefong’s hands) 
Limefong: HEY! 
Dyaboy: TIME FOR YOUR POWERS TO BE MINE! (Tries to snatch Limefong’s powers but Limefong dodges. However, the second time, Limefong fails to dodge, and his powers get stolen.) 
Limefong: Nooooo! 
Shaduck: Oh come on, I can’t do it all alone! 
(Dyaboy tries to snatch Shaduck’s powers but Shaduck teleports away right before he could. This process repeats all over and over again.) 
Dyaboy: You do know you’ll just teleport right in front of me at some point? 
(Shaduck unknowingly does so) 
Shaduck: TAKE THAT, LOSER! 
(Dyaboy snatches Shaduck’s powers due to Shaduck not looking) 
Dyaboy: No, you take that! 
(When Dyaboy snatches Shaduck’s powers, he starts glitching out like Mystic did in Candle Man’s War Story as he flops to the floor.) 
Limefong: ...why am I the only one who doesn’t glitch out or change colors even after my powers were snatched? 
Whickey: BECAUSE! 
(The Spammers grab the Main 4 and throw them into the Candle House with full force. They land with loud grunts. Limefong gets up, but the others don’t.) 
Mystic: Now what are supposed to do without our powers, be left to die?! 
Candle Man: ...dunno, but this was… painful, especially considering I’m GONNA DIE IN A FEW MINUTES! (gasps for air again) 
Shaduck (Glitching): Well I can’t basically exist without my powers! 
Candle Man: With my powers gone, my flame (points at it as it is seen changing sizes) is gonna detonate like a bomb and I’ll explode and die… anyway, can’t we just get our powers back? 
Mystic: Why should we without them...it's most likely that the Spammers will use them for themselves! We need someone else to take our spots while we are just stuck powerless! 
(At the same time, TwoBrains knocks on the door.) 
TwoBrains: HELLO?! I HAVE YOUR EGGPLANTS! 
Candle Man: Uuu-OF COURSE! (To TwoBrains) Come iiiiiin! 
(TwoBrains walks in, and sees a dying Candle Man, a glitching Shaduck, a static eyed and dulled colored Mystic, and a normal Limefong. She drops the eggplants in shock.) 
TwoBrains: Omygosh! What happened? 
Candle Man: (Coff) The Spammers took our powers! 
Mystic: Can you help us get them back? 
TwoBrains: Sure, but are you guys gonna be okay? 
Candle Man, Mystic, and Shaduck: No. 
TwoBrains: Do you need a doctor? 
Candle Man, Mystic, and Shaduck: Maybe. 
TwoBrains: I could call the others to assist you. 
Limefong: I could assist you. I’m fine. 
Candle Man: I’M DYING! 
TwoBrains: OKAY! 
(Like in an old cartoon, Baghead runs up at a quick speed with a doctor suit on.) 
Baghead: Hmm… maybe he needs a pacemaker. 
(Moose runs up, too.) 
Moose: Nah, he needs a hip replacement. 
(And now, Pesron.) 
Pesron: I’d say a healthier lifestyle, which means no more eggplants. 
(And finally, Kellie) 
Kellie: Actually, his powers were his life force, so without them, he’ll be dead soon. I’d say we find a way to keep him alive while we go get your guys’ powers. 
Baghead, Moose, and Pesron: ...NAH! 
Candle Man: (weak) LISTEN TO HER! LISTEN TO H-HER! 
Mystic: LISTEN TO KELLIE FOR ONCE! 
Moose: OKAY! 
Pesron: But how can we keep him alive? 
Baghead: ...Maybe giving him a flamethrower can trick his body into thinking he has his powers back. 
Shaduck (Glitching still): Do you think we would have a flamethrower on us? 
Baghead: I never said you would. 
(He holds up a flamethrower, which poofs out a moderately sized flame, not burning anything. Baghead laughs.) 
TwoBrains: Please give it to Candle Man before you hurt someone with that. 
Baghead: Who’s to say? 
(He hands it to Candle Man, and immediately he begins to be less weak.) 
Candle Man: Hey, you’re right! But who’s going to back us up for losing our powers in case you lose yours? 
Moose: I have some buddies. (He blows a whistle, and just like in "Before War Story", a big herd of moose runs up to the doorway.) 
TwoBrains: Besides, Baghead’s the only one of us who has any real powers, and you can’t take away Force powers. 
Baghead: TwoBrains is right. 
(Cue a click behind them. The Spammers are there with the Power Vacuums, and Luis whistles to get Baghead’s attention) 
Luis: Oh really? 
(He tries to suck Baghead’s Force sensitivity away, but nothing works.) 
Luis: Story checks out. 
(They walk out of the house.) 
Shaduck: bUT wHooOs gOONNa hEellP mEe?! 
Mystic: Prince has a teleporter. 
Kellie: I have a laser gun. 
Pesron: I have a model airplane. 
Shaduck: Well then, get them! 
(A moose runs away, then retrieves the three items. Moose takes them and gives them to Shaduck, making him feel better.) 
Shaduck: Thanks a bunch. 
Mystic: And me? 
(Baghead stuffs a pair of wings into her hands.) 
Baghead: Just use those. 
TwoBrains: Let’s go get their powers back! 
(Cuts to outside, where TwoBrains is poking through the engine compartment. Limefong, Baghead, Pesron, Kellie, and Moose stand around her. She bangs on something, then groans.) 
TwoBrains: Car won’t work. 
Baghead: DARN IT! 
Pesron: Then what can we do? 
Baghead: I’ve got it! 
(They are back in the house. Baghead is holding the teleporter.) 
TwoBrains: Good idea! 
(Baghead uses the teleporter, blasting TwoBrains, Pesron, Moose, Limefong, Kellie, and Moose’s moose somewhere else.) 
Baghead: Wait a minute… 
(He realizes he did not go with them.) 
Baghead: Darn it! Teleport me now! 
Teleporter: I’m sorry, teleporter unfit for BAGHEAD FYGARIUS BROWN. 
Baghead: Oy, I’m gonna go take a nap. 
(He trudges out of the house, giving the teleporter back to Shaduck. Elsewhere, the group teleports to a very deserted place.) 
TwoBrains: Where are we? 
Pesron: It looks like a deserted part of Wikia. 
Moose: But that’s not where we have to be! 
Pesron: All we can do is walk. 
(They walk through the desert until they find the road. They continue walking until Moose begins loudly sniffing.) 
Moose: I smell motor oil! 
TwoBrains: That means there are vehicles nearby! 
Pesron: Where is it coming from? 
(Moose starts running.) 
Moose: Follow me! 
(The gang—Moose’s moose included—runs after him. He runs until they find civilization and then stops outside the Wikia Car Dealership, where a big banner says, “Win a Car!”) 
TwoBrains: Win a car? But how? 
(The car dealership man, with the name Duddman Poball, walks outside.) 
Duddman: You folks seem like you want to win the Sadim Superbuggy! 
(The camera pans over the Sadim Superbuggy, which is a huge orange-yellow car with many rows of seats.) 
Duddman: It has 50 seats, reinforced metal so the car doesn’t collapse, eight sets of wheels, and an overhead TV for everyone in the backseats! 
The gang: Oooooooooooooooh. 
Duddman: All you need to do is win a weightlifting contest! 
Pesron and Moose: I could do that! (Notice they said it simultaneously.) No, me! ME! 
Duddman: Boys, boys, you can both do it! It’s a team contest! 
Pesron and Moose: Oh, okay! 
(They go into the small arena, where 3 pairs of contestants already stand. There are five pairs of weights, each pair bigger than the last, next to the pairs of contestants.) 
Duddman: It’s a quick contest. You’ll be done quicker than you can say “Sadim Superbuggy”! 
The gang: Sadim Superbuggy. 
Duddman: Not literally! 
(Pesron and Moose stand by their weights. A horn sounds.) 
Duddman (unseen, talking from an overhead speaker like in an actual arena sport): Contestants, lift your first weights! 
(The weights they lift only say 25 pounds. The contestants lift them with sheer ease.) 
Duddman: Good, good. Now lift your next set, contestants! 
(These ones are marked 50. Everyone lifts them, but a man-woman pair with white jerseys can’t do it. They drop their weights and collapse on the ground.) 
TwoBrains: (From a crowd of people) Instead of a 25% chance winning, they now have a 33.3333333333-
Kellie: GET TO THE POINT! 
TwoBrains: ...percent chance. 
(Back to the contest…) 
Duddman: Your next weights, contestants! 
(These ones are marked 100. They all lift them up, but like the man-woman pair, two women wearing blue jerseys collapse under the weight of 100 pounds over their heads.) 
TwoBrains: (From the crowd) And now, 50%! 
(And back to the game.) 
Duddman: The next weights, you four! 
(These are marked 250 pounds. Neither pair falters in this round.) 
Duddman: This round will be decided by how long each team can keep the weights in the air! 
Kellie: (From the crowd) Come on, guys! 
(These weights are marked 500 pounds. Both teams, the one we don’t know being a pair of men in red jerseys, lift them up for a while, but strain is shown on their faces as the camera zooms in on each pair. Moose begins to falter, leading to a gasp from the crowd. Pesron notices.) 
Pesron: We can do it. 
(Pesron uses an arm to keep Moose’s weight up in the air. He also begins to falter. Moose does the same thing Pesron did, lifting two weights together. Zooms out on both teams. The red jersey men falter and fall over. A cheer erupts from the crowd.) 
Limefong: THEY WIN! 
Duddman: THE NEW GUYS WIN!!! 
Pesron: Yay! Now give us our car. 
(Scene cuts to them driving away in the car. Scene then changes to the Spammers, who are tracking the gang.) 
Whickey (talking through a walkie-talkie): Dyaboy, are you in position? 
Dyaboy: Yep. 
(Dyaboy is out on that highway, but he has a sniper rifle. He watches the Superbuggy drive towards him as he hides behind rocks. The camera looks through the scope as Dyaboy aims towards what looks like the driver of the car, who is TwoBrains, but then changes it to one of the tires. He takes the shot, and the scene now cuts to TwoBrains, who hears the pop and hiss and pulls over the car. They all get out.) 
TwoBrains: Dang it! I knew that the salesman was keeping something from us! These are bad tires! 
(Limefong comes out from behind the vehicle where the gang is.) 
Limefong: There’s no spare. 
One of the moose: ARGH! 
Kellie: Well, there’s no one out here. 
Limefong: Wait, what’s that? 
(He spots the sniper rifle, but it is unattended. He picks it up.) 
Limefong: We could sell this in exchange for a tire! 
Kellie: Again, there’s NO ONE OUT HERE! 
Moose: What about them? 
(A pickup truck drives on the road.) 
TwoBrains: TwoBrain, what is that pickup truck holding? 
TwoBrain: It’s carrying tires. 
TwoBrains: They have tires! 
Everyone: Yeah! 
TwoBrains: Kellie, think you can use your saleswoman skills to sell that rifle for a tire? 
Kellie: You know I can! (To the driver of the pickup.) EXCUSE ME! 
(The driver pulls over. It is a human female with short black hair. Her name is Lucy Soxo.) 
Lucy: Yes? 
Kellie: Listen, we have a flat, and we were wondering if-
Lucy: You can’t have a tire. Sorry, but I need them. 
Kellie: What if I traded a sniper rifle for it? (Shows the gun) 
Lucy: What do I need that for? 
Kellie: Well, for one, it is great to use on the sniper range! 
Lucy: Hmm. 
Kellie: If we ever have a bad warlord again, you could use the gun to shoot him! 
Lucy: True. 
Kellie: And if anyone ever tries to steal your Chix Mex, just give them a shot in the hand! 
Lucy: ...Alright, I’m sold. Take a tire. 
TwoBrains: Yay! 
(Kellie gives her the rifle while TwoBrains grabs a tire.) 
Lucy: My brother won’t touch my Chix Mex again! 
(She drives away.) 
Pesron: Well, even if we do get the tire on and continue to the Spammer’s lair, we’ll be too late. I’ll bet those three poor souls are dead by now. 
(Meanwhile, Candle Man is in the Candle House’s backyard. He is laughing maniacally while burning a wooden version of UCP with his flamethrower.) 
Candle Man: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BURN, BABY, BURNNNNNNN! 
(Shaduck shoots Candle Man in the back with a “laser gun”, which is really a Nerk gun.) 
Candle Man: OW! 
Shaduck: Ha ha! 
(Mystic flies around in the air. Back to the group.) 
Limefong: If that’s so, I should probably go and stay with them. 
Pesron: You can go home if you wish. 
(Limefong hitchhikes and finds a ride to get him back home. Limefong is now gone.) 
TwoBrains: Let’s hope they aren’t dead, though. 
Moose: I know a few people who can get this tire on quick! 
Kellie: Really? Who? 
Moose: These guys. 
(The herd of moose run up, take the tire, and start putting it on at a quick speed.) 
Moose: They work as a pit crew at GASCAR events. 
TwoBrains: Very impressive. 
(Within half a minute, the tire is on.) 
TwoBrains: TwoBrain, how far away is the Spammers’ lair? 
TwoBrain: It is about twenty miles away. 
Kellie: TWENTY MILES?! 
Pesron: We’ll never make it there in time! 
TwoBrains: TwoBrain, what can you do to make the Superbuggy go quicker? 
TwoBrain: I can give the car an electric shock that can make you get there within ten minutes. 
TwoBrains: TwoBrain has a way to get us there within ten minutes! 
Pesron: Awesome! So we are going to make it there in time, after all! 
(TwoBrains turns the key, turning the car on, and then uses the hand she turned the key with to shock the key, making the car get an unusual amount of power.) 
TwoBrains: LET’S GO! 
TwoBrain, Kellie, Pesron, Moose, and the moose herd: YEAH! 
(The car screeches and zooms off at a ridiculously quick speed. Scene changes to a few minutes later.) 
TwoBrains: We’re close to the lair. How are you guys doing back there? 
(They’re all watching A Very Clony Christmas in the backseat, so they don’t hear TwoBrains, but hear that she said something.) 
Pesron: What? 
Kellie: Hm? 
TwoBrains: Never mind. 
(Meanwhile, in the Spammers’ lair…) 
Whickey: Those jerks are getting closer and closer to our lair! 
Dyaboy: What are we going to do, what are we going to do? 
(A door offscreen opens.) 
Someone: You needn’t do anything… 
(The person is shown.) 
The person: For I am Heem Durg, and that’s all you need to know. 
Dyaboy: Huh?! 
Heem: Okay, you can know more. I will fight for you. 
Whickey: Where the flip did you come from? 
Heem: You don’t need to know. 
Kitchen: Who cares? Go get them! 
(He mounts some kind of speeder and grabs a spear. He speeds out a secret door and rides toward the Superbuggy. Back to the latter.) 
TwoBrains: Look! There the lair is! 
Pesron: Wait, what’s that? 
Moose: What’s what? 
Kellie: That! (Points at Heem, who is nearing the car.) 
Moose: I don’t know! 
(Back to Heem’s point of view, he takes out his spear and jams it into the Superbuggy. As he speeds by the car, the spear makes a big scratch into the car.) 
TwoBrains: Oh great! We must prevent him from busting the wheels! 
Kellie: I think he’s doing worse! 
(Heem makes deep scratches all around the car, eventually beginning to deconstruct. Heem then puts a hole in the gas tank, causing fuel to leak. Heem lights a match, and TwoBrains notices.) 
TwoBrains: Everybody out of the car! NOW! 
(Everyone jumps out as Heem drops the match and the car explodes.) 
Moose: At least we didn’t pay for the car. 
(Heem turns around on the speeder, facing it toward the group.) 
Heem: It seems you are now on death row. 
TwoBrains: I don’t think so. 
(TwoBrains walks up to Heem, who is still on the speeder.) 
Heem: What do you want? 
TwoBrains: Before you kill us, I just want to ask you a question, and I need you to answer honestly. (She turns her head and winks at the others, who go and search the rubble.) Are you able to tell the story of Saijji Venter? 
Heem: Why yes, I can. It is a long story. 
TwoBrains: I know. Can you tell me the story? 
Heem: Of course. Saijji Venter was… 
(The story is drowned out as the scene cuts to the rest, who are looking through the rubble and grabbing all of the intact tires. When they grab them all, they sneak around to the back of the speeder. Back to Heem and TwoBrains.) 
Heem: But then she got involved with Lindkey Sov, who was-
(The tires are put on him, binding his arms and legs.) 
Heem: WHAT THE?!... 
TwoBrains: Stay here while we defeat the Spammers. 
Heem: Will someone stay so I can tell the rest of the story? 
TwoBrains: I’ll stay. It sounds very exciting. 
Heem: Thank you. Anywho, they banded together to defeat Dokku, who was… 
(He continues rambling on, and TwoBrains runs to rejoin the group. Heem doesn’t notice because his eyesight is being blocked. The scene cuts to the Spammers’ lair, who are looking at jars containing the powers of the Main 4. Gyux, meanwhile, watches the screen.) 
Kitchen: Those guys can’t get past Heem! He’s the best of his job around! 
Gyux: Emeodj, lwmsi? (Subtitles: Uh, guys?) 
Kitchen: What? 
Gyux: AKSNDUSKW,AUELEKSUE#:3)3POEIS?! (Subtitles: THE BACK UP GROUP IS HERE!) 
Kitchen: They’re here!
Maps: What?! 
Whickey: How did they get past Heem? 
Dyaboy: It doesn’t matter! We have to fight! 
Gyux: dwhewfhejfgdeufydgfscb? (Subtitles: But what about the Lame 4’s powers, what do we do with them?) 
Kitchen: What any smart person would do. Use them! 
Luis: Well let’s use them. I still want to too! WOO HOO! 
Whickey: Since I’m the leader, I’m taking that Canderp’s powers! 
Dyaboy: I’ll take that dog’s powers, then. 
Luis: I’ll take the shadow guy’s powers. I still will too! Woo hoo! 
Gyux: wkejdo, RI! Jejwlwnsydlsnshsjshsbsj (Subtitles: No, ME! You already have powers!) 
Luis: Kitchen, can you translate? 
Kitchen: He says that you already have powers so you don’t need them. 
Luis: Fair enough. Even though they aren’t powers. 
Kitchen: And what do I get? 
(Whickey hesitates, then grabs a weapon and gives it to her.) 
Whickey: You get the sledgehammer. 
Kitchen: That’s not even a power! 
Whickey: Well at least it’s better than nothing! 
Kitchen: Fine. I will accept it. 
Maps: Okay so, I’ll take the goddess’ abilities, to see how it feels to be one. 
Whickey: Let’s go get them! 
(Just then, the group busts into the lair.) 
TwoBrains: Not so fast! 
Whickey: Ah, the Fail 5-huh? Wait a minute, Baghead isn’t with you. 
Kellie: Yeah, so? We have a herd to compensate. 
Kitchen: A herd? 
(The moose herd runs in.) 
Luis: Doesn’t matter. It still doesn’t either. ATTACK! 
(The groups run at each other. Whickey shoots fire at TwoBrains, but she dodges the attack.) 
TwoBrains: TwoBrain, what is the highest amount of watts you can give me so I can shock this guy? 
TwoBrain: About 65 watts, TwoBrains. 
TwoBrains: It’ll have to do. 
(She raises a hand towards Whickey and a bolt of electricity comes out. This shocks Whickey. Meanwhile, Kellie goes up against Kitchen. She has a piece of one of the Superbuggy’s car doors. Kitchen strikes the car door piece with the sledgehammer over and over.) 
Kitchen: You’re gonna lose, pastry girl! 
Kellie: Unlikely. 
(Their weapons clash as the both of them use force to gain the upper hand. Kitchen eventually gets it, using her sledgehammer to get the car door piece to crush Kellie.) 
Kitchen: It’s over Kellie! I have the crushing power! 
Kellie: You overestimate your balance. 
Kitchen: My what? 
(Kellie pushes up, flinging Kitchen onto her back.) 
Kitchen: Ahh! 
(Kellie puts the car door piece on top of Kitchen, immobilizing her.) 
Kellie: Stay there. 
(Kellie grabs the sledge hammer and runs into battle. Meanwhile, Pesron stands before Dyaboy, who is trembling.) 
Pesron: Are you sure you want to mess with me? 
(Dyaboy still shakes.) 
Dyaboy: S-SLIME! 
(He sprays it on Pesron’s face. Without faltering his intimidation, he wipes. it. off.) 
Dyaboy: Oh, you see, the thing about that is-
(Dyaboy turns and runs. Over to Moose, who is up against Maps.) 
Maps: Back away, Buck Brains! I have the powers of a goddess! 
Moose: Yes, but do you know how to use them? 
(Maps hesitates, then tries to use a power, but it explodes in her face and knocks her backwards.) 
Moose: No. No, you don’t. 
(Finally cuts to Luis, who is trying to push the herd of moose away from him.) 
Luis: I have controllable powers. I still do too. 
Herd Member: But it seems you’ve miscounted us. 
Luis: What? 
(Another moose, from behind Luis, picks him up and throws him. With seemingly everyone defeated, everyone stands triumphantly.) 
Kellie: Yes! We defeated them all! 
TwoBrains: But wait, we defeated five. 
Pesron: So? 
TwoBrains: Aren’t there six? 
(Gyux teleports in front of TwoBrains.) 
Gyux: Hegehejenegeuehdydj. Ekejdiwlnayx8mahsu. (Subtitles: You're right. You missed one.) 
(He helps all of the Spammers up, and the all begin fighting each other. Gyux knocks Moose and his moose friends over, Maps finds a way to blast Kellie over, Luis pins Pesron to the wall using the Force, and Whickey and Dyaboy team up to take down TwoBrains, which ends up successful.) 
Whickey: Really? This is it? 
Kitchen: If you all really want these powers back, then you should send someone stronger. 
(Suddenly, everything goes black in the room. No light is shown.) 
Dyaboy: What’s with the lights? 
(Suddenly, the unmistakable sound and light of an orange lightsaber is shown in the black. Baghead holds it up to his bag, showing a bit of it in an eerie way.) 
Baghead: You. Ruined. My. Nap. You will pay. PAYYYYYYYYY! 
(The lights come back on, and Baghead starts swinging his lightsaber through the air and slicing things. Kitchen holds up her sledgehammer, to which Baghead slices it, surprising Kitchen. Luis grabs his own lightsaber, turning it on.) 
Luis: It seems we will finally duel. 
Baghead: Or will we? 
(Pesron appears behind the Spammers and turns on the Power Vacuum, sucking all the stolen powers into it. Since Luis wasn’t focusing on Pesron, he was able to escape being pinned.) 
Pesron: Do you mind if we go now? 
Baghead: Sure. 
(He pushes all of the Spammers into a wall. Luis’ lightsaber turns off in the process.) 
Pesron: Come on, guys. 
(Everyone gets up.) 
Baghead: One more thing. 
(Baghead uses his lightsaber to chop off Luis' hand.) 
Baghead: That’s for Force choking me a few years ago. 
(Fades back to the Candle House. The Power Vacuum goes from suck to blow, and everyone gets their powers back.) 
Candle Man: Thanks, guys. We owe you one. 
Baghead: Actually, you owe me five now. 
Candle Man: Oh come on! 
Baghead: You should instead be saying thank you to them. All I did was cut off a hand and distract the Spammers. 
(The group stands before the Main 4.) 
Shaduck: Thanks, you guys. 
Mystic: We owe you for getting our powers back. 
Limefong: We’ll do anything to return the favor. 
TwoBrains: You needn’t do anything. 
Kellie: We just wanted to help out dying friends. 
Limefong: Um, I wasn’t dy-
Baghead: So could we have our stuff back? 
Shaduck: Sure. 
(They all hand back the stuff given to them. Baghead takes his flamethrower and holds it.) 
Pesron: But we did learn something today, and we wanted to pass it off to you. 
Mystic: And what’s that? 
TwoBrains: That you shouldn’t be relying on your powers to do everything. 
Kellie: You should instead rely more on skill. Work for things and earn them. 
Pesron: After all, it’s the reason why you got your powers back. 
Moose: So what do you say? Do you want to listen to us? 
(Zooms out to show the Candle Friends already using their powers to do everything.) 
Candle Man: No. 
(They continue to use their powers to do everything.) 
Pesron: Well, it was worth a shot. 
(Episode ends.)
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