Beginning of a Business Rivalry

Beginning of a Business Rivalry is the 5th episode in Season 1 of Rags to Riches.
==Plot==
When Eugene finally is released from the Bikini Bottom Imprisonment Area for Minors, he discovers that Sheldon has opened a successful restaurant named the "Chum Bucket". But what he discovers can end the restaurant's reputation.
==Transcript==
[Picking off from the last episode, the two friends have lost the $500 M cash prize.]
Sheldon: Nooo!!! My money, all gone!!!
Eugene: HEY! I stole it from that old hag first!
Squidward's Mom: So here's the guy who robbed me, officer! (pointing at Eugene)
Eugene: T---but---but--I...-wh-
Officer: Tell it to us when we arrive at the Imprisonment Area for Minors!
Eugene: No! I-I-I-I'm innocent. I would never punch a woman! 
Sheldon: In yo' face, Eugene! Hahahaha!
[When the car moves bacwards, it crushes Sheldon.]
Sheldon: OOOOOWWWW!!!!!!! MY BALLS!
Eugene: Balls?
Sheldon: My golf balls, I was gonna go golfing with my mom. What were you thinking? Scrotum?!
Eugene: What the hell is that? (searches in Google) OH LORD.
Officer: (checks Eugene's phone) What are you doing now?! You're in a heap of trouble.
[At the Bikini Bottom Imprisonment Area for Minors (BBIFM)...]
Eugene: Great. Just great. I'm imprisoned while Sheldon is earning tons of cash!
3 moths later...
Eugene: I'm finally out! I wonder what Sheldon's been up to.
Passerby: Hey, why so down? Get a Chum Burger, it'll brighten your day!
Eugene: Huh? Get lost and advertise somewhere else! (thinks) Wait a second. Chum Burgers? OH MAN.
[As he leaves the guy notices a giant bucket called "CHUM BUCKET".]
Eugene: What's that?
[Eugene enters only to find out that Sheldon has become one of the richest fish in the ocean.]
Sheldon: Hello Eugene! I see you found my new restaurant.
Eugene: Okay, give me my dough back!
Sheldon: Dough?
Eugene: *facepalm* CASH!
Sheldon: Well, that's some literature. But that was MY MONEY and you also OWE me that amount!
Eugene: But at least tell me what's in the burgers.
Sheldon: A secret ingredient...
[Eugene walks out and formulates a plan to steal the "Secret Ingredient".]
That night...
[As Sheldon was leaving, he left the back door open.]
Eugene: Wow, this is such a cliche. 
[A seadog named Cliche comes to him.]
Cliche: Yes?
Eugene: Not you. Woah, two cliches at once. And that's not including the dog.
[Cliche leaves and Eugene sneaks in.]
Eugene: Wait, why the heck am I sneaking in? Nobody's here. If I were Sheldon where would I---
[He falls in a hole and finds a recipe.
Eugene: Another cliche? What are the odds? Wait, how does Sheldon get down here?
[He notices a ladder next to him.]
Eugene: Oh. (looks at the recipe) The recipe's secret ingredient is...clam poop? 
The next day...
Sheldon: Here you go, sir. A ni-
Eugene: Everyone, there's something gross in the Chum Burgers!
Sheldon: Don't listen to him. He's delusional!
Eugene: Oh really? Then explain why the recipe says "clam poop"?
Customer 1: WHAT?! I ate poop?!
Customer 2: I think I'm gonna be sick. 
Customer 3: Wait, how can you prove this?
Sheldon: You're right, valued customer!
[Eugene opens bun revealing the clam poop.]
Customer 3: (calls the Health Department) Hello, BBHD? I'm calling because the Chum Bucket "Chum Burgers" contain clam p----
Sheldon: That's it! Robot, destroy everyone!
[Robot destroys everyone. Including Sheldon.]
Customers: AGGHHH!!!!!!
Sheldon: OH NO, AAAHHHH!!!!!!!
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