The Virus Killer Prophecies

The Virus Killer Prophecies were a series of books scribed in 1973 by Donald Trump. The books chronicle the supposed rise to power of the Virus Killer. Trump wrote the books in Swedish and used Coke as ink. He wrote all of the books detailing the prophecies in approximately 0.3672 seconds. When Trump was finished writing the books, he hid them in various places throughout Sweden, so only the chosen ones could find them. There are seven books, all of which have been found. It is rumored that the other two were confiscated by WaBonzi Buddy.
This, however, is much disputed by many eyewitnesses, who claim that while WaBonzi was arrogantly parading the books about a local Swedish strip club, he was promptly roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. The books, sadly, were also on the receiving end of the kick. The owner of the popular Swedish hangout then pried the two books from WaBonzi's weakened hands and put them in a secret vault, which was tragically destroyed in a fire caused by a gas leak 1 millisecond later.
==Recent Developments==
On May 12, 2015, a male youth of Cramshananteen, Squadala Empire, stumbled upon the 6th book when he was stuffed in the toilet by an unknown figure. This has been of much assistance to the Squadi Anti-Virus Movement. There have been local rumors in Cramshananteen and other Squadi towns of a revolution against Squadala Man in order to stop computer viruses from annihilating all 9 computers in the empire.
On January 5, 2018, the 7th book was found in Azurian Eritrea (which hit their prime around this period). It is speculated that it fell from an airplane, but how it got up there is a mystery, although Eritrea lies just across the Red Sea from Neo-Arabia.
Through 2018, conflicts with the Squadalian Revolt and Weegee UnWorld Territories, along with the Storm Kingdom and Abyssinia, have left the 7th book missing. Some sources point to Donkey Kong Country, but this cannot be proven, as we were too lazy to hire a translator for Donkey Kong’s grunts.