Car Trip

A parody of We 3 Kings.
== LYRICS ==
* I hate road trips; they are too long.
* Mom and Dad are singing dumb songs.
* One's off key and the other signs harmony.
* All of the notes are wrong.
* Every year, we travel far.
* Dad brings out his gross cigar.
* It's combusting and disgusting!
* I am stuck in this darn car!
* My dog made a gaseous smell.
* I am nauseous 'cause I'm not well.
* Smells like cheese, so open the window, please!
* It's a sad tale to tell.
* There is slush and frozen sleet.
* There's no room to stretch my feet.
* Sis is wailing, it is hailing and we barely left the street!
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