Transcript:Horrid Henry's Wedding

Mum: Henry! Put it on, NOW!
Prissy Polly: Please, Henry! Please, put it on!
Horrid Henry: No way! Never ever!
Pimply Paul: Henry. Stop being a brat. And PUT, IT, ON!
Horrid Henry: No! [Paul and Polly make him wear the wedding suit. Peter comes in with a purple wedding suit as well]
Prissy Polly: Oh! Doesn't he look dinky!?
Horrid Henry: [laughing] What do you look like? [looks at the mirror, and pretends to choke] Help! I'm choking! I can't breathe!
Prissy Polly: Oh! That floor's dirty!
Pimply Paul: Get up now, brat.
Prissy Polly: This is going to be the best day of my life!
[Henry groans and Peter giggles]
Horrid Henry: [looking at the purple wedding suit] When I'm king, [fantasy starts] no one will be able to get married. [fantasy ends, but Fluffy comes and tears Henry's wedding suit] No, Fluffy, that's... I mean, yes, Fluffy. Good, Fluffy. [Fluffy continues to tear Henry's wedding suit when he goes downstairs and watches Mutant Max]
Mutant Max: Take that, you hideous, hateful, horrendous, hostile humanoid!
[Mum turns off the TV]
Horrid Henry: Hey! I was watching that.
Mum: Not anymore, you're not. Look at this. Did you do this, Henry?
Horrid Henry: No, does this mean I can't go to the wedding?
Mum: No, it doesn't!
Horrid Henry: But I haven't got anything to wear.
Mum: Oh, yes, you have. The shop had one suit left.
Horrid Henry: Pink!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Title card shows]
[Fluffy uses a remote to set the sky from night to sunrise. The scene then cuts to the kitchen with Henry eating cereal]
Dad: So, today's the day.
Perfect Peter: Polly is my most favoritist cousin.
Horrid Henry: Who'd want to marry Prissy Polly? I wouldn't. Even if you pay me a million pounds.
Prissy Polly: EEK! Mud! Get him away from me! [combs Henry's hair]
Horrid Henry: Ow, get off! Ow! [groans] OW…!
Perfect Peter: [pours the cereal box, but only a sweet tweet comes in the bowl. He shakes it to see a Mutant Max ring] Oh, look! [Henry turns into a dinosaur to attack Peter] Help!
Horrid Henry: That's mine, worm!
Dad: Don't be horrid, Henry.
Mum: Henry! Go and get dressed this minute!
Horrid Henry: I'm not going. And that's final.
(Mum and Dad together) Henry! [they both chase Henry that he must get his wedding clothes. Dad runs up the stairs, chasing Henry, only to make him and Mum pull Henry]
Horrid Henry: It's not fair!
[Outside the house, it's raining. Dad looks at his watch]
Dad: We're going to be late!
Mum: We're going to be late!
Perfect Peter: [while muffled] We're going to be late!
Horrid Henry: Good.
Mum: [sees that it's raining outside] Oh!
[Dad drives the car in the way to the wedding, but the car's in a traffic jam. Henry draws a skull in the car's window, and laughs. Later, the scene cuts outside the church. Dad and Mum exit the car]
Mum: Watch out for the puddle, boys.
[Peter and Henry jump out of the car, but Henry accidentally slips in a puddle of mud]
Horrid Henry: Oops!
Perfect Peter: [while crying] I'm all messy!
Mum: Henry!
Horrid Henry: It was an accident.
Dad: Come on, we've got to go inside.
Mum: Don't worry, Peter, you'll be fine.
[Peter sniffles]
Prissy Polly: OH! Look at you, you're filthy! Don't you dare touch me, all right?
Pimply Paul: Listen here, brat, this is the best day of Polly's life, and if you muck it up, I will be very, very, very angry. So, what are we going to be?
Horrid Henry: Uh, very, very, very good?
[The music 'Here Comes the Bride' plays. Polly walks with a man, while Henry and Peter carry the cushions with rings on them. Henry accidentally ripped a part of Polly's wedding clothes, then Polly shrieks. Everyone gasps because of Henry]
Prissy Polly: Best day of my life. Best day of my life. Best day of my life. [kisses Henry in the head, while the others get delighted. The music plays again]
The priest: Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to witness the joining of Polly Penelope, and Paul Peregrine—
Horrid Henry: Peregrine! [giggles]
Pimply Paul: Shut it, brat.
[the priest mumbles]
A woman: I love you. Yes, I love you! [Henry laughs, throwing the rings] I love you, 'cause I love you! But I love you! [Henry throws the ring several times] Yes, I love you! I love you, 'cause I love you! [Henry tries to catch the ring, but it falls down, making him unable to get the ring]
Horrid Henry: Uh-oh.
Pimply Paul: The ring, Henry.
Horrid Henry: What!?
Pimply Paul: The other ring brat-face, where is it?
Horrid Henry: Uh... [points at Peter] He's got it.
Perfect Peter: No, I haven't! [cries a bit]
Horrid Henry: Okay, uh, here, you can borrow mine.
Prissy Polly: Thank you, Henry. [opens her hand and sees that she's holding a Mutant Max ring] EEK!
[Outside, everyone is going to get photographs. The photographer takes eight photographs of the people in the wedding, but Henry ruins their photographing. Dad holds Henry in his hand. The people all chatter, but Henry gags]
Horrid Henry: Can things get any worse?
Pimply Paul: Ladies and gentlemen, family, friends, honoured guests, time for the speeches.
Perfect Peter: Whoo! Bravo!
Horrid Henry: Yeah. Things just got worse.
Pimply Paul: But first, I'd like to say a few words in praise of my lovely new bride.
Horrid Henry: I'm out of here. [crawls just to point and swap the people's shoes. Two of the women take off their shoes, and Henry swaps the shoes. One woman tries to put on a shoe, but it got stuck, forcing her not to put on a shoe. He then sees Paul reading. He crawls until he finds the cake] Wow, that looks delicious!
A woman on top of the cake: Come on, Henry, try a little bit.
A man on the top of the cake: Just a teeny tiny bit.
Horrid Henry: [takes a bite of the cake] Hmm. Yummy. It tastes great! Just one more bite. No-one will notice. [he takes more bites of the wedding cake so the cake won't be cut] Mmm.
Pimply Paul: And now, without any further ado, let's cut the cake.
Prissy Polly: EEEEEEK!
Horrid Henry: Huh! Mmm, excellent.
Prissy Polly: My cake!
Pimply Paul: Just wait till I get my hands on you, you little brat! [chases Henry around the room. He tries to attack Henry, but instead he accidentally trips on the cake] Oh, no!
Prissy Polly: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [the cake gets splatted on her. She holds the figures] This is not the best day of my life! [crying]
Mum: I am so ashamed of you. This is positively the last wedding I am ever, ever, taking you to!
Horrid Henry: Really? I think this could be the best day of my life! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!
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