The Body From Goo Lagoon

"The Body From Goo Lagoon" is a The Perch Perkins Show episode from season 1. In this episode, a dead body is found on the shore of Goo Lagoon, and Perch starts to investigate. 
==Transcript==
Lifeguard: (Talking intensely into a Walkie-Talkie) We need an ambulance pronto. A body just washed up on the shore.”
Dispatcher: Alright now stay calm, we’re sending an ambulance with some medics. Stay where you are.”
(Cuts to a doctor talking to the lifeguard who seems to be in distress)
Lifeguard: “It ju- just washed up I didn’t touch it. I wasn’t a part of this. The man on the walkie told me to stay put. (A long pause) What even happened to that guy?
Doctor: We found him with a knife through his eye, came out the other side too. He had 13 broken bones. His skull shattered. Both arms were snapped. Of course right now we don’t have a clue what kind of sick freak could do this to an innocent fish. At least we’ve discovered it was a young fish named Harold. It’s a shame. Don’t worry we have our best detective on the case. He used to be a newscaster, you might recognize him.
(Cuts to a sheriff berating the detective with random, meaningless clues.) 
Sheriff: What I’m trying to say is we have a real case on our hands Perch. Some sicko killed my nephew and you won’t stop looking till you find him.
Cop: (Busts down door) Sir we got a call. Missing snail on Conch Street. It’s blue and pink. It doesn’t seem like a runaway though. 
Perch: What, what is it?
Cop: It seems more like a theft.
(Cuts to the SquarePants residence)
SpongeBob: I can’t find Gary. I miss him. I’m scared.
Perch: Don’t be. I bet he’s fine.
SpongeBob: Then why did the thief leave this eye.
Perch: Hey Sheriff, (Long Pause for Dramatic Effect) I think we’re on to something.
== Trivia ==
* This episode underwent production on July 6, 2022 and was announced the same day.
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