Here, I Have A Note

Looking lonely after Gala Night, a happy Izzy reads a newspaper!
Izzy: ""Mystery after Gala Night!" it says "Mystery of Soprano's fight!","Mystified", all the papers say, "We are mystified, we suspect foul play!"... Bad news on soprano scene, first Misha now Diana Christine. Still at least the seats get sold. Gossip's worth it's weight in gold. What a way to run our business. Spare me these are ending trials. Half your cast disappears but the crowd still cheers- Opera- To hell with Gluck and Handel, have a scandal and your sure to have a-"
Optimus Appears.
Optimus Prime: "Damnable! Will they all walk out? this is damnable!"
Izzy: "Optimus, please don't shout! It's publicity and the take is vast! Free publicity!"
Optimus Prime: "But we have no cast!"
Izzy: "But, Optimus have you seen the queue? Oh, it seems you've got one too."
Optimus Prime: "It says... "Dear Prime, what a charming gala, Christine is in a word sublime. We were hardly bereft when Misha left. On that note: The diva's a disaster, must you cast 'er when she's reason's past her prime?"!"
There's also a brief reminder that Izzy's note says that the Phantom/Lotso's salary has not been paid.
Both: "WHo would have the gall to send this? Someone with a puerile brain!"
Howdy arrives and interferes with the two!
Howdy: "Where is she?"
Izzy: "You mean our Misha?"
Howdy: "I mean Miss Christine. where is she?"
All exclaim each other.
Izzy: "It says "Do not fear for Miss Diana, the angel of music has her under his wing. Make no attempt to see her again"...
Howdy: "If you didn't write it, then who did?"
Misha appears.
Misha: "Where is he?"
Optimus Prime: "Ah, welcome back!"
Misha: "Your precious patron, where is he?"
All exclaim each other again.
Howdy: "Your days at the Opera Populaire are numbered, Wonder Woman will be singing on your behalf tonight. Be prepared for a great misfortune, should you attempt to take her place."
Both Optimus and Izzy: "Far too many notes for my taste! And most of them about Diana! All we heard since we came is Miss Christine's name..."
Hidy: "Miss Christine has returned."
Optimus Prime: "I trust my midnight oil is well to be reburned!"
Izzy: "Where precisely is she now?"
Hidy: "I thought it best that she went home..."
Wendy Darling: "She needed rest."
Howdy: "May I see her?"
Hidy: "No, monsieur, she will see no-one."
Wendy Darling: "Here, I have a note."
All except Hidy and Wendy: "Let me see it!"
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