List of Holy Shit supporting characters

The series "Holy Shit" features a number of supporting characters. Many are taken from the Bible, others are historical in other ways, and others are fictionalized versions of living persons.
== Supporting characters ==
=== Notable characters featured in cutaways ===
Character 	Actor 	No. of episodes	First appearance 	Character description
God 	Jozef K. Richards (voice)	3 	"Top 10 Commandments in the Bible" 	The creator of all that ever was and all that ever will be, in the form of a bush that's on fire. He is depicted as boorish, childish, whiny, judgmental, and a little bit goofy/simple-minded, as well overly sensitive when it comes to his own treatment, though cold towards the problems of others. He also starred in the one-off "Holy Shit" spinoff, "The One True Godcast", where he explains why he chose to let Donald Trump become the president of the United States.
Moses 	Matt Henry 	3 	"Top 10 Commandments in the Bible" 	The biblical patriarch that led the Jews out of Egypt and received God's 10 commandments on Mount Sinai. In "Holy Shit", he is a bit dopey with a could-give-a-fuck "dude" attitude. He is a self-interested bully and a liar. His beard (a fake one worn by the actor) is often comedically off-centered and he is frequently readjusting it.
Aaron 	Trent Schoonover 	2 	"Top 10 Fantasy Creatures in the Bible"	Moses' brother, he is a bit of a pushover and has a hard time getting a word in around Moses.
Lot 	Trent Schoonover (voice) 	1 	"Top 10 Fantasy Creatures in the Bible"	A man living in Sodom who is all-too-willing to give up his daughters to some street rapists.
Miriam 	Jozef K. Richards (voice)	1 	"Top 10 Fantasy Creatures in the Bible"	Moses and Aaron's sister who is called upon by the brothers to resolve a dispute over what a "cherub" is.
Jephthah 	David Fitzgerald 	1 	"Top 10 Killers in the Bible" 	He goes to war against the Ephraimites and uses the metric of how they pronounce Shibboleth on whether or not to kill them.
Gideon 	Zack Weddig 	1 	"Top 10 Killers in the Bible" 	One of the judges of the Israelites who kills over 120,000 people. He is seen to have a bit of a hard-on for his men who drink straight from the river due to the views of their bums.
Hur 	Chris Ouchie 	1 	"Top 10 Killers in the Bible" 	Overlooks a battle with Moses and Aaron. He gets told off by Moses right along with Aaron.
Thomas Edison 	Reuben Glaser 	1 	"A Very Holy Shit-mas" 	The famous inventor, portrayed as villainous and plotting to deliberately take advantage of people.
Edison's Assistant	Matt Henry 	1 	"A Very Holy Shit-mas" 	A Disney-esque, conniving, giggly sidekick to Edison's head baddie.
Absalom 	Richard Carrier 	1 	"Top 10 Lewd Sexual Acts in the Bible" 	One of King David's sons, he is portrayed as naive "oh, gee" kind of fellow who is easily convinced by Ahithophel to have an orgy with his father's concubines on the roof.
Ahithophel 	Reuben Glaser 	1 	"Top 10 Lewd Sexual Acts in the Bible" 	King David and his son Absalom's most esteemed advisor is a bit of a pervert and talks Absalom into having a public orgy on his dad's palace roof.
The Virgin Mary 	Andrea Ivy 	1 	"Top 10 Lewd Sexual Acts in the Bible" 	The virgin mother of Jesus Christ, she fights with Joseph over his difficulty in believing her story about her divine conception before they've had sex.
Joseph 	Jozef K. Richards 	1 	"Top 10 Lewd Sexual Acts in the Bible" 	Joseph is essentially the character of Father Jozef transposed onto the Joseph in the story of Jesus. He is equally as incredulous and flippant at the news of Mary's divine conception as Father Jozef is at the story itself.
Judah 	Paul Provenza 	1 	"Top 10 Lewd Sexual Acts in the Bible" 	He unknowingly hires his daughter-in-law as a veiled prostitute in exchange for his cord, a staff, and his signet ring.
Tamar 	Heather Henderson 	1 	"Top 10 Lewd Sexual Acts in the Bible" 	Although she realizes it is her father-in-law commissioning sex from her, she still goes along with his plan to have sex in exchange for his cord, a staff, and his signet ring.
=== Other characters featured in cutaways ===
* Blemished One (Chris Shea-Kurek) – He lost his dick and balls, and isn't welcome in church either.
* Big Sodomite (Matt Henry) – He wants to rape some angels.
* Slender Sodomite (Chris Shea-Kurek) – He also wants to rape some angels.
* He Saw One (Chris Ouchie) – He sees Jesus exorcise demons from a man.
* He Saw Two (Jacob Woelfel) – He sees Jesus exorcise two demons from a man.
* The Ephraimite (Jacob Woelfel) – He is interrogated by Jephthah and asked to pronounce 'Shibboleth'.
* Gideon's Pick (Chris Ouchie) – His bum is the one Gideon finds most satisfying.
* Gold Drinker (Chris Shea-Kurek) – Moses demands he drink gold dust from a chalice as a punishment.
* Almond Girl (Taylor Van Slett) – A woman who is sexually aroused by almonds.
* Almond Girl's Boy (Ryan Dewerth) – A man who competes with almonds for his girl's attention in the bedroom.
* The Girl from Shiloh (Kat Grudowski) – She is forced into marriage and sex with a Benjaminite who openly mocks the situation.
* The Benjaminite (Jacob Woelfel) – He has a warped perspective on his relationship with his abducted wife.
* Wife Snatcher (Matt Henry) – He attempts to steal the Bejaminite's wife on the premise of "finder's keepers".
=== Notable characters that are fictionalized living persons ===
Character 	Actor 	No. of episodes	First appearance 	Character description
"Chris Shea-Kurek" 	Chris Shea-Kurek	2 	"Top 10 Killers in the Bible"	Frequently seen as the butt of jokes due to the often embarrassing or undesirable-seeming characters he plays in skits. He is made to hold a bag of foreskins by Father Jozef, who yells at him, and he is later rejected by the actress from the "Almond Girl" skit at a Chinese buffet restaurant.
"Killah Priest" 	Walter Reed 	1 	"Top 10 Killers in the Bible"	He is joined by Father Jozef for a beer while Jozef is questioning his priesthood. Killah Priest needs to remind Jozef he isn't an actual priest, but KP is intrigued at the prospect of joining the ranks of Kathy Griffin and Rob Dyrdek in becoming a minister online.
"Jacob Woelfel" 	Jacob Woelfel 	1 	"A Very Holy Shit-mas" 	A continuation of his role on "Friday Night Weekly", here he is shown to be happily married, though still insane. He later dines at the China buffet with Robert Price.
"Reuben Glaser" 	Reuben Glaser 	1 	"A Very Holy Shit-mas" 	A continuation of his role on "Friday Night Weekly", here we see an engaged Matt spending quality time with his family. He later dines at the China buffet with Robert Price.
"Matt Henry" 	Matt Henry 	1 	"A Very Holy Shit-mas" 	A continuation of his role on "Friday Night Weekly", here Reuben lovingly holds dogs with his mother and father. He dines at the China buffet with Robert Price.
Santa Claus/Nick Kimball/"Charles Ramsey"	Charles Ramsey 	1 	"A Very Holy Shit-mas" 	A sad and confused version of the actor Charles Ramsey who thinks he is the actor Nick Kimball, who is fired out of the role of Santa Claus by Father Jozef. It is a reference to his twice recurring role of Santa Claus on "Friday Night Weekly".
"Dr. Robert Price" 	Robert M. Price 	1 	"A Very Holy Shit-mas" 	Robert Price arrives on Christmas Eve dressed as Santa Claus to teach Father Jozef the meaning of Christmas and tells a tale of Yule. He suggests everyone enjoy some China buffet with him.
=== Other characters that are fictionalized living persons ===
* "Jacob's Wife" (Emily Woelfel)
* "Reuben's Dad" (Billy Glaser)
* "Reuben's Mom" (Diane Glaser)
* "Matt's Fiancée" (Emma Henry)
* "Father Jozef's Nephew" (Evan Etzler)
* "Father Jozef's Sister" (Melissa Etzler)
* "Father Jozef's Brother-in-law" (Joel Etzler)
* "Father Jozef's Neighbor" (Aaron Butalla)
* "Father Jozef's Dad" (Robert Richards)
* "Father Jozef's Mom" (Judith Richards)
* "Father Jozef's Grandpa" (William Richards)
* "Father Jozef's Grandma" (Geraldine Richards)
* "Ryan Dewerth" (Ryan Dewerth)
* "Ryan's Dad" (Tom Dewerth)
* "Taylor Van Slett" (Taylor Van Slett)
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