Morshu

Morshu is a human-like creature that sells drugs to people. He was also supposed to appear in the original Hollow NIght, but Morshu refused to be put in the game (more info on that later). The reason why Morshu is not 100% human is because he has two dicks and his left nut is bigger than the right one.
==History==
Morshu started out in the CD-i dimension, selling lamp oil, rope, and bombs for absurd prices. Everything went well for Morshu back then, except for the fact he wanted to punch Link in the face so badly, because he fucked a 13 year old. He never did get to punch Link, though, since he's the one who stopped Ganon from taking his 15-inch dildo collection.
After Link saved Hyrule once again, Gay Luigi stopped by Morshu's shop to buy spaghetti, but he forgot his wallet. Morshu was pissed, but also horny. So he then put down the ultimate trade offer, 1 bowl of spaghetti would be given to Gay Luigi, but only if he had buttsex with Morshu. He did give Luigi a free condom, so he was actually very generous about it. Gay Luigi accepted the offer, and they both went to town. After that, Morshu had to run away from home so he didn't get caught for prostitution or something. Morshu met a strange mushroom man, and he looked nothing like a Toad either. He offered Morshu a red pill, a blue pill, and a dick shaped pill. Morshu took the dick shaped pill and it teleported him to the Left Curved Dick Shaped Part.
==Hollowneck Association==
Morshu arrived rather early, since he appeared before the Tan King stuck his big dick in the side of Hollowneck. There he met the Ancient Deeks, which worshiped the Cringe Lord. They helped Morshu, and maybe touched his wiener once or twice. When the Tan King took over, Morshu then made a store in the City of Sperm, and was then kicked out by Lemm. Morshu is hiding somewhere, we don't know where. To this day, he's still around, looking to plot revenge on Lemm. Who knows, maybe Lemm just wanted big Morshu cock up his ass. Even then, WHICH cock does he want? Remember, he has 2.
After this, he left Hollowneck, took off into space, wandered around, and came back to Europa to hide somewhere.
==Conspiracy Theories==
Morshu is also a very paranoid conspiracy theorist, who think the Earth and Europa are flatter than Mona Lisa's tits, even though he CLEARLY SAW BOTH OF THEM IN SPACE. Morshu also almost got STD'd by the Impostor because of how radical his theories are, but he left Hollowneck before it could happen. Morshu also was the one to inspire mossbag to join in on conspiracy theories. They were friends for a few months, until Morshu disagreed with the fact that Horny isn't made of Void. Morshu is currently developing a theory that The NIght is Sans from the quirky, funny, cult classic RPG, Earthbound. He's also theory crafting why Horny is actually made of screen transitions to apologize and get back with mossbag.
==Trivia==
*Morshu's left dick is 7 inches erect and right one is 12 inches erect.
*Morshu doesn't wear underwear because none fit him.
*Morshu actually hates having gay sex, but everyone in Hyrule was on Link's dick so he could never experience a vagina.
*Morshu didn't even try to get bug pussy, because he actually has standards. It's also really fucked up.
*Morshu was the first being with genitals to ever walk Hollowneck.
*Morshu seems to hate Burger King a lot. I don't blame him.
*Morshu chews gum with his butthole and not his mouth. Is someone going to ever tell him how to do it right?
*Morshu was not the first person to penetrate Gay Luigi, Mario did it first, although Mario did it by force while drunk.