Shut Up, Wesley!

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"Shut Up, Wesley!" is the first chapter of the of , written between November and December 2014 and published on 17 December 2014. It is authored by .
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: returns to the , causing a series of unfortunate events. Meanwhile, United States President Barack Obama appears inexplicably from the 21st century, providing some entertainment for the crew.
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== Synopsis ==
=== Teaser ===
Captain is in his quarters taking a shower when he accidentally drops his bar of soap. walks in uninvited, startling Picard. When asked why he's there, Data indicates he heard a strange noise and is investigating. Picard realizes it was his singing, but Data doesn't believe it counts as singing. After coaxing Data to leave, Picard is contacted by Commander about a new law passed by the that bans use on all starships in the fleet. Picard, somewhat fazed by this, refuses to let it ruin his day. However, Riker also tells him that is coming aboard, which brings Picard's mood down considerably.
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=== Continuity ===
*"Fuck continuity!! We do what we want!" — Picard, probably
*The events of this chapter must take place between 2367 and 2369, as Wesley Crusher didn't attend Starfleet Academy until 2367, and takes place in 2369.
=== Background and trivia ===
*This chapter received a substantial revision in January 2022 to bring it up to par with the later chapters. No major events were changed, but several new lines of dialogue were added, which provided additional context to certain scenes. For example:
**The scene where arrives adds more dialogue for all characters present.
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