Woo-hoo Dunnit?/Quotes

Clancy Wiggum: (Voiceover) You try not to dwell on your innumerable failures, instead you stare out to sea, try to look like you're thinking deep thoughts. Just like this… yeah. (To camera crew) You got what you need? I got an itch, I need to scratch it. *uses his gun to scratch his backside*
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911 Operator: Dispatch. State the nature of your emergency.
Lisa: There's been a robbery! Send help! Evergreen Terrace.
911 Operator: It wouldn't hurt you to say "please."
Lisa: It's an emergency! You don't have to say "please."
911 Operator: Sounds like what's been stolen are your manners.
Lisa: Please!
911 Operator: Help is on the way. You're welcome.
Lisa: Can I get your name, please? And your supervisor? If I may?
911 Operator: Help is no longer on the way.
Lisa: Jerk.