Super Smash Bros. GR/Smash Taunts

Super Smash Bros. GR retains the series tradition of Smash Taunts, conversations between characters on specific stages. While Palutena's Guidance, the Star Fox conversations, and the Snake codecs return, they're unaltered for the most part and only for veterans. Thus, this page is dedicated to the new conversations.
==Kaori's Gaming Tidbits==
Kaori's Gaming Tidbits is essentially the successor to Palutena's Guidance and the Snake codecs, with Volta's girlfriend Kaori commenting on specific characters, and occasionally characters from other franchises join in. Unlike past games, this taunt can be done on any stage via a combo of using the up taunt followed by the down taunt right after.
===Mario===
Volta: No way. Is that Mario?!?!
Kaori: Of course it is. Who doesn't know who Mario is?
Volta: Not many people I think. So what info you got for me?
Kaori: He's more or less a character who's varied and balanced, so he can be unpredictable.
Volta: Oh I can do unpredictable. It's weird how someone who's as "regular" as Mario is unpredictable though.
Volta: Ask that to any Goomba he's stomped on.
===Peach===
Kaori: Looks like Peach didn't get kidnapped this time.
Volta: I mean, did you not play Super Princess Peach? Or Super Mario 3D World? Or even the masterpiece known as SUPER MARIO BRUDDAS 2 BAYBEE?!?
Kaori: I know, it's a masterpiece, game of the year again, yadayadayada. The point is, Peach is still a threat. She throws turnips just like in that game, and can even use Perry as a parasol.
Volta: Vegetable weaponry eh? If I know my stuff I should just jump on Peach and pick her up!
Kaori: This isn't Super Mario Bros. 2 Volta.
Volta: If Peach can put up a fight here, why does Bowser keep kidnapping her?
Kaori: Just sounds like lazy writing to me.
===Piranha Plant===
Volta: A plant? Seriously?
Kaori: Careful. Piranha Plants are super dangerous.
Volta: I've played enough Mario to know that. Anything this one can do?
Kaori: Basically you'd take all the subspecies of Piranha Plant and throw them all together. That's Piranha Plant for you.
Volta: I gotta admit, it's kinda silly how he got in over some...other candidates.
Kaori: Use the W-word here and I swear you won't be allowed in Smash any longer.
Volta: Fine, fine.
===Donkey Kong===
Volta: Oh hey, Donkey Kong!
Kaori: DK's still the Kremling-punching, banana-loving ape he's always been.
Volta: What is it with him and his bananas?
Kaori: No idea. But seeing Donkey Kong here makes me want to do that thing we talked about...
Volta: Okay.
Kaori: HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS!
Volta: IF HE SHOOTS YA...
Volta and Kaori: IT'S GONNA HURT!!!
===Link===
Kaori: I always thought Link suited blue better than green.
Volta: Eh, I liked the green. But I assume he's the same as usual?
Kaori: Not quite. His Sheikah Slate lets him materialize bombs and remotely detonate them, so watch out/
Volta: You know, I wonder if my powers would be capable of interacting with Sheikah tech. What if I control his Sheikah Slate and create a bunch of bombs?
Kaori: Volta, no...
Volta: Or possess one of those little Guardian scouts and run all over the place...
Kaori: Volta, please no...
Volta: OR CONTROL A FULL-BLOWN GUARDIAN AND RIP PEOPLE TO PIECES WITH LASERS!!
Kaori: VOLTA!!!
===Samus===
Volta: Samus, eh?
Kaori: First significant female protagonist in gaming. Quite the figure.
Volta: She'll be a piece of cake to tackle. Dodge those missiles, avoid the Charge Shot, maybe kick her around while she's in her Morph Ball form...
Kaori: Don't...kick the ball. It's made of metal Volta.
Volta: And yet Ridley always loses to Samus.
Kaori: I think there's...other reasons for that Volta. Not just the fact that he can't kick around a metal ball.
===Robin===
Kaori: I'd see a purpose in fighting Robin here.
Volta: The savior of Fire Emblem as a franchise. It's an honor to fight them.
Kaori: Robin uses tomes for their magic, and can throw them once they're depleted. Talk about angering librarians.
Volta: I guess you could say I'd be...cooking the books!
Kaori: ...you don't even use fire in your attacks.
Volta: I wish I did.
===Wario===
Volta: Which tricks should I need for this microgame?
Kaori: Just beat the heck out of Wario and don't let him fart. That thing is deadly.
Volta: And disgusting.
9-Volt: Believe me, I agree. Wario has always been this disgusting.
Kaori: Whaaaa???
18-Volt: It's really icky and I just don't like it at all.
Volta: 9-Volt? 18-Volt? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be providing commentary elsewhere???
9-Volt: We just decided to stop by and see how you're doing against Wario. I love watching Smash battles!
18-Volt: Me too! Juuust make sure to get out of the way of his mouth too. The guy heals as he bites.
Kaori: I mean, you're healthy if you eat. But for now, shouldn't you two be elsewhere?
9-Volt: You're right. Let's do this again sometime!
===Orbulon===
Volta: Why is there a bottle of milk riding on a pig here?
Kaori: That's Orbulon. Tried to invade Earth but then just settled down and worked for Wario. He's known for having a high IQ as well.
Volta: Smart guy, eh? I can take him.
Kaori: He also seems to be quite fond of pigs after an incident at a fast food restaurant.
Volta: Hearing "pigs" and "fast food restaurant" in the same sentence doesn't sound good...
Kaori: I mean, you love pork, don't you?
Volta: Maybe not anymore...
===Steve===
Kaori: It's Steve! He finally joined the battle!
Volta: I know, right? After all those rumors and speculating fans, he's here.
Kaori: And he seems so...rigid.
Volta: Careful Kaori. Remember what we thought he'd look like?
Kaori: I just shudder thinking about it.
Volta: Anyways, any pointers for fighting Steve?
Kaori: Just hope he isn't in Creative Mode.
===Sensei===
Volta: What's a sentient penguin doing here?
Kaori: That's Sensei. He's the master of Club Penguin's Dojo and the creator of Card-Jitsu.
Volta: A fighting style that uses cards? That's stupid.
Kaori: I mean, you like card games, don't you?
Volta: Only a few I guess.
Kaori: Well no matter the case, Sensei's still a tough opponent that has a myriad of tools at his disposal.
Volta: I guess I'll have to knock him all the way back to this "Penguin Club" of his.
Kaori: I'm not sure if he'll be able to get back there at all honestly.
===Kaiden===
Kaori: Hey, it's Kaiden!
Volta: The swordsman Taikari told me about finally shows his face.
Kaori: Kaiden's got his dual swords unlike other fighters here, and can also shoot blasts of electricity from them!
Volta: Swords AND electricity?!? That's dope.
Kaori: It really is. Think you can take on the champion of Ascerth?
Volta: Roll credits.
===Volta===
Volta: Hey, it's me!
Kaori: Now I'll be an even more satisfied woman.
Volta: Never thought I'd have to fight myself.
Kaori: Plus one of you looks like a knockoff version of the original.
Volta: I guess I better fight fire with fire then!
Kaori: Just...don't hurt yourself TOO badly in this fight.
Volta: Me, or the knockoff?
==Halberd Crew's Observations==
The Halberd Crew's Observations can only be done on the Halberd stage by Meta Knight using the up taunt followed by the down taunt right after, featuring the Meta-Knights talking to each other.
===Conversation 1===
Axe Knight: Boy, it gets real boring in this ship.
Sailor Waddle Dee: I've always wanted to head out into battle myself. Show 'em what I've got.
Mace Knight: A Waddle Dee? Fighting? That's ridiculous.
Captain Vul: What are you gonna do, belly flop them? That just sounds hilarious.
Sailor Waddle Dee: I have a friend over in Dream Land who's told me about how he plans to get into the fight.
Axe Knight: I mean, once an Assist Trophy pops up on the stage, then he'll get his chance.
===Conversation 2===
This conversation only plays if the Smash Taunt is activated while the Halberd's platform has moved to the ship's deck.
Sailor Waddle Dee: Intruders on the deck! Intruders on the deck!
Captain Vul: Relax. Meta Knight's out there taking them on.
Axe Knight: We could help with the cannon here though.
Mace Knight: That thing? It's only good for firing on enemy aircraft, not our own ship deck!
Sailor Waddle Dee: I mean, when was the last time we were fighting an enemy ship?
Axe Knight: Oh yeah, you took the day off when Haltmann came here.
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