MapleBro/Arcade

== Drawn to Murder ==
=== Final Boss Battle - vs. the Nothingness ===
*MapleBro: Oh, is that so? If I wanted to believe the lies of someone so fucked-up in the brain... (going into his fighting stance) I'd go get married to some Kamloops woman who always burns dinner!
(In a cutaway gag, a Canadian woman places a platter with four Big Macs, surrounded by the contents of two whole McDonald's fry boxes, on it on a dinner table before MapleBro. Smoke is seen coming out of the oven in the kitchen in the background as indication that the wife burned their dinner.)
*MapleBro: Hey, where the hell's the goddamn roast beef?!
*MapleBro's Kamloops Wife: Right here.
*MapleBro: Wait a fucking minute... You call these hamburgers "roast beef," despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?
*MapleBro's Kamloops Wife: Yes! It's a, uh... regional dialect.
*MapleBro: OK. So... What region, exactly?
*MapleBro's Kamloops Wife: Uh... Lower Mainland?
*MapleBro: Really? Well, I'm from Vancouver and I've never heard anyone there call hamburgers "roast beef."
*MapleBro's Kamloops Wife: Oh, not in Vancouver, no. It's a, um... Burnaby expression.
*MapleBro: I see. (eating one of the burgers) You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones at McDonald's.
*MapleBro's Kamloops Wife: (semi-laughingly) Oh, Evan, don't be silly, you fuckwit! (in a normal tone again) It's an old family recipe.
*MapleBro: For "roast beef?"
*MapleBro's Kamloops Wife: Yes!
(Back to the final boss battle.)
*Nothingness: You'd better be prepared for what's about to happen should you lose this final boss battle. (going into his fighting stance) Today won't be a lucky day for all of cartoonkind!
Category:Drawn to Murder
Category:Arcade