Star-Spangled Bastard

==Summary==
The Star-Spangled Bastard is a superhero who defends American values, primarily gun rights. His unusually violent methods result in many people questioning whether or not he is truly a hero.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: ,  with guns
Name: The Star-Spangled Bastard
Origin: Cyanide and Happiness
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Classification: Human, Superhero
Powers and Abilities: Combat Proficiency, Gun Mastery, Bike Mastery, Stealth Mastery, Camouflage (Can disguise himself as a US flag), Genius-Level Intellect, Preparation, limited Flight with jetpack, Pain Suppression, Possibly Supernatural Luck (Took no fatal damage while climbing a giant mass of guns, despite a man much stronger than himself died instantly after accidentally stepping on a gun's trigger and shooting himself)
Attack Potency: Athlete level (Capable of easily defeating a group of robbers), Street level with guns
Speed: Athletic Human
Lifting Strength: Athletic Human
Striking Strength: Athlete level
Durability: Street level (Survived getting shot by multiple guns without being hindered)
Stamina: High (Was unhindered after being shot by multiple guns)
Range: Standard Melee Range. Tens of meters with guns
Standard Equipment: Various guns, giant US flag, bike
Intelligence: Genius (Was capable of creating a jetpack out of cigarettes. Presumably designed his own base and believed he could modify his elevator into a launching device. Surgically removed his pet eagle's brain and transplanted it into multiple animals including a penguin and a gorilla)
Weaknesses: Despite his intelligence, the Star-Spangled Bastard tends to be incompetent and almost never listens to advice. Fanatically adheres to his values even when doing so might severely harm him. Uses guns for things as trivial as turning a light off or pressing buttons on his TV remote despite this having resulted in him and his pet eagle being hurt by ricocheting bullets before.
==Notable Matchups==
Victories:
Losses:
Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks) Dale Cooper's profile (Season 1-3 Dale was used, both were bloodlusted and the battle took place at the rotunda of the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History)
Inconclusive:
Category:Characters
Category:Cyanide and Happiness
Category:Camouflage Users
Category:Flight Users
Category:Geniuses
Category:Humans
Category:Male Characters
Category:Martial Artists
Category:Preparation Users
Category:Stealth Masters
Category:Superheroes
Category:Supernatural Luck Users
Category:Vehicular Masters
Category:Weapon Masters
Category:Gun Users
Category:Flag Users