Beyond the void

My name is Santiago. I used to be a semi-popular Minecraft streamer, known mostly for messing around with game mechanics and such. I used a lot of mods in my streams to try and let me explore parts of the game that I would otherwise be unable to. I’ve been to the farlands, above the nether, and even below the “bottom” of the void.
The bottom of the void…
Oh dear cats. That was terrifying. What I saw there scared me half to death…
What’s that? You want to hear my story? Okay. But I’ll warn you: it’s highly unnerving.
So, I was streaming one day as usual, messing with a mod that allows pigs to fly (I was taking comment requests that day because I thought that would be fun) when someone asked me something that would scar me for life.
Poopoo998: Do you think that Shrek is hot?
I screamed and kicked this horrific being out of chat. I sat in my gamer chair, shaking in fear. When I finally regained my bearings, I looked back in the chat. One particular message caught my eye…
Birdbunbun: How about you try and go below the “floor” of the void? Maybe there’s something down there.
For those who don’t know, if you go in creative mode and mine your way into the void, there’s a kind of “floor” that keeps you from falling any further. This interested me…
I went into the game files and deleted the floor’s code. Don’t ask how, a good hack- er, I mean magician never reveals their secrets.
I, already in creative mode, tunneled down past bedrock, and turned off flight.
I fell and fell and fell. I kept zipping down, far past the regular limit. It was really boring, so I whipped out a bag of Doritos, a couple hot wings, and a Cup O Noodles and did an improv mukbang. People started screaming at me in chat for being an idiot. TOO BAD!
Soon, I saw something: blocks! But they weren’t blocks like I had ever seen before. They looked like some kind of dark grey concrete… and something… green?
When I landed, the screen darkened. I gave myself the Night Vision status effect using commands and flew towards the green stuff.
It turned out to be a… liquid? It was very foggy and hard to see through. I used the creative mode item getting tool thingy that activates when you press down the scroll wheel (aka CMIGTtAWyPDtSW) and discovered that it was called “Sewer water: extra rat urine.” But the item text was different. Instead of being in its normal font, it was in… COMIC SANS.
Suddenly, something flew at me and made me take damage EVEN THOUGH I WAS IN CREATIVE MODE! I screamed in fear for the second time that day and tried to figure out what hit me.
I turned around and saw a really, really fAAAAAAking fat rat flying towards me. It hit me in the face, and I took damage again. I hated rats so I went into the creative inventory, got a netherite sword, and stared beating the crap out of the rat. It died fairly easily.
Suddenly, a message popped up in chat. Not the stream chat, but the game chat.
“THE SEWER GUY HAS JOINED THE GAME.” It was in comic sans…
Then, another message appeared.
“GET OUT OF MY SEWER, FATASS!” It was in comic sans as well…
Suddenly, some creature thing appeared right in front of me. It looked like a normal player, but it had no gamer tag, and its head was a command block.
It was THE SEWER GUY.
He immediately punched me in the face. I flew back 17619 blocks and took damage. Again. He teleported up to me and kept beating my poor avatar thingy up until I exploded. Then Minecraft crashed (because this is a poorly written creepypasta so of course it did) and I cried because I was sad.
Suddenly, Minecraft uncrashed itself and booted right back up to where I was before. THE SEWER GUY kept beating on me until I rage quit.
The stream chat suddenly was filled with people saying, “LOOK BEHIND YOU!” and “OH NO!” and “I POOED MY BIG BOY PANTS!”
I turned around…
THE SEWER GUY was in my house, right behind me. But he looked like an actually normal human thing, save for the command block head. I started flailing about madly in fear.
Then… THEN…
HE GAVE ME THE MIDDLE FINGER!!!! And then left.
Whenever I log on to Minecraft, I stay far, far away from the void for fear that he’ll start murdering me to death again…
THE END.
Now go away.
Category:Creepypasta
Category:Long Pastas