Easy Street

A song that would have appeared in "Jeffy's 18th Birthday!", but was deleted in the final cut.
== Lyrics ==
I remember the way my sainted mother would sit and croon me her lullaby. She’d say, “Nancy, there’s a place that’s like no other. You gotta get there before you die”. You don’t get there by playing from the rule book. Uh-uh, you stack the aces. Mmm-hmm, you load the dice. Mother, dear. Oh, we know you’re down there listening. How can we follow your sweet advice? To... Easy Street, Easy Street. Where you sleep 'till noon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She’d repeat, Easy Street. Better get there soon. You know I’m tired of being the black cat, of running the show down in the snake pit. So, this is our chance to get out of this place. So come on, let’s run for it to... Easy Street, Easy Street. Where the rich folks play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Move them feet. Move them ever-loving feet. To Easy Street. When you get there... stay. Yeah, I’ll be the girl who’s dripping in jewelry. The crowds’ll go wild when I sing. I won’t have to look out on a fire escape. The view will be billboards of me. On... Easy Street, Easy Street. Jeffy is the key. Yes, sirree. Yes, sirree. Yes, sirree. Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we’re gonna... be. We gotta get to some place, where it is nice. We get the money, to make us rich. So we'll become who we are, on... Easy Street, Easy Street. Where you sleep 'till noon. Yeah. Let’s go. Alright. Easy Street, Easy Street. Better get there soon. (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) Easy Street, Easy Street. Where the rich folks play. Easy Street, Easy Street. When you get there... stay. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to... Easy Street, Easy Street. Where the rich folks play. Yeah, let’s go. Alright. Groove them feet. Groove them ever-lovin’ feet, on... Easy Street. When you get there, when you get there, when you get there. Stay. The map says we go across the city, and through the plains, but no ride. The bridge over the river and through the woods, but there ain’t no hide on... Easy Street, Easy Street. Jeffy is the key. Yes, sirree, yes, sirree, yes, sirree. Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we’re gonna be, yeah. (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) Now, we crossed the city and now we are going through the plains. We will put a stop to the bridge. No going around. Oh, how are we gonna bound to... Easy Street, Easy Street. Where we all get paid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easy Street, Easy Street. When you get there, when you get there, when you get there... Stay. Okay, so, we went through the plains where the bees live nearby. There is a place we’re gonna get to. Over the river, and let’s make it across the bridge, we go through the woods. It ain’t scary. Oh, we’ll see who’s afraid now. But we ain’t, no, we ain’t afraid of nothing, but we’re still continuing on... Easy Street. Let’s go to Easy Street. Easy Street. Come on, come on, come on. Jeffy is the key. Yes, sirree. Yes, sirree. Yes, sirree. Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we’re gonna, that’s where we’re gonna, that’s where we’re gonna... be. Okay, so we are gonna be rich, around the woods, as fast as we coulds. Ahem, it’s pronounced "could". And we are gonna be traveling to, yeah... Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we’re gonna, that’s where we’re gonna, that’s where we’re gonna... be. Gulp, that’s scary. It’s so weary. I cannot berry. Come on, a berry’s a fruit. And why should I care, we cannot be sad. The Great Depression is no longer that. Guess where we’re going to be. Where? I’ll give you one guess. Yeah! Easy Street, Easy Street. Jeffy is the key. Yes, sirree. Yes, sirree. Yes, sirree. Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we’re gonna, that’s where we’re gonna, that’s where we’re gonna... be. I see you have gone to a place. When was it built? In 1799, when John Adams was president. The formed land of the late 18th century and early 19th century. Now, this is what the place is. What is it? Easy Street, Easy Street. Where you sleep 'till noon. Easy Street, Easy Street. Better get there soon. Easy Street, Easy Street. Where the rich folks play. Easy Street, Easy Street. When you get there... stay. Easy Street, Easy Street. Jeffy is the key. Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we’re gonna, that’s where we’re gonna, that’s where we’re gonna... be. So guys, how was your day at... Easy Street, Easy Street. Jeffy is the key. Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we’re gonna... be. How was your day at... Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we used to... be, yeah. There is a place that is the same as you never guessed. They say it has jazz all over the place, when they meant to say it is on... Easy Street, Easy Street. Jeffy is the key. Easy Street, Easy Street. That’s where we’re gonna... that’s where we’re gonna... that’s where we’re gonna… be.
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