Ways to Describe Stupid People

*A few crumbs short of a crouton. 
*A few clowns short of a circus. 
*A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 
*A few beers short of a six-pack. 
*A few peas short of a casserole. 
*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 
*One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. 
*One taco short of a combination plate.
*A few feathers short of a whole duck.
*A couple of knights short of a Crusade.
*A photographic memory with the lens cap on.
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