119648-12914-0-to-50-tldr

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Another Tuesday, another TL;DR for 0 to 50, for all the people who, for some reason, want to read a summary of a guy leveling from zero to cap, but don't want to take the time to watch it.  Today's 0-50 contains a generous dose of CRB_Sunshine, the forum moderator dev.  Should I be worried about this?  I mean, most of you only know me through the forums.  She could technically erase me, and then I would no longer exist for any of you.  She holds the key to my complete annihilation on the forums...
 
-The show kicks off with Tony sitting next to the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen.  This turns out to be the lovely Sunshine, Dierdre Hollis, whose voice sounds like a choir of angels and whose smile lights up the stream.  She is the only local moderator, thus the only one that actually shows up at the office in California.  She helps with the patch notes, where she apparently wrestles them.  Lucky bastards.
 
-They will be giving out another Rowsdower plushie.  I was not there for the stream today to win it.  Something about a meeting I had in real life.  I wasn't paying attention.  Tony also mentions he has made a pie chart.  He means he made a pizza.  Pizza sounds good...
 
-Sunshine says she is a bandwagon jumper.  She says they tell her to get off the bandwagon for being too heavy.  She must be joking, I have never seen a more radiant woman in my life.  We would all be lucky to have her join our bandwagon and/or Ford Escorts.
 
-Tony says he would have gotten to 14 as he promised, but he was really busy.  It appears he was busy with pizza.  He only made it to 12.  He promises he'll make it to 14.  WE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, TONY!
 
-Tony's really mastered that one button.  He says he uses more than one ability now.  I can't wait to see that.
 
-Tony enters the repository.  Sunshine loses herself in thought.  I think we all went to a bit of a dark place after we heard that.  Soon, we get to come up for air.  Then, Tony asks if you wish your stalker was hot like him.  He blames Sunshine.  Eye on the game, Tony, don't get distracted.  You're a professional.  At something...
 
-Tony nearly dies.  His gang isn't around, so I suppose that might happen more often.  He runs into a Chua, who waves.  Sunshine helpfully tells him how to wave in the game.  Tony berates her unjustly for daring to think he doesn't know how to do something in the game.  He is immediately slapped by a Leecher for his transgressions.
 
-Sunshine tells Tony he needs to get the gloop.  This is going to be a different kind of episode today...
 
-Tony finally figures out that the challenge, which says he needs to collect gloop from the Glitchbytes in the Nanite Repository, means he needs to get the gloop by killing Glitchbytes in the Nanite Respository.
 
-Tony relates that he likes Spellslinger because he's good at first person shooters (apparently, he's one of those people).  Sunshine asks him about the Simon game.  It's about colors and memory.  Tony blames the colors for his failures.
 
-Sunshine really loves the Leechers.  She asks the developers to have one in housing.  Tony berates her for daring to ask for additional things in the game, because now everyone will want one and the devs won't be able to get it out in time to make people happy.  If they hate her for that, I wonder how much they hate those treatises I keep writing...
 
-Tony gets bronze on a challenge!  I think that's the first challenge I've seen him actually complete.  Tony's made a lifestyle out of third place.  He probably shouldn't tell that to a woman.
 
-Sunshine helpfully points out that, unless he's crafting, Tony probably ought to try to roll on the larger bagspace item than the crafting mats box.  He is obstinate, but relents, probably because his first bag on the tooltip is only 4 slots.
 
-HOLD DOWN THE 2 BUTTON TO CHARGE THE SHOT, TONY!
 
-Tony tries the Simon game.  He immediately gets slapped.  Even the game is trying to embarrass him.  He shall walk the path of shame for failing to do it.  He tries the next simon, and fails on the second pass, even with Sunshine trying to help him.
 
-Tony finally wins a Simon challenge, but we are all too heartbroken by Sunshine's sad story to care.  She is married, bad enough as it is, but her husband doesn't even play Wildstar!  Come on, Sunshine, you can do better than that!  You deserve better than that!  We play Wildstar together, my wife and I.  AND MY WIFE'S ALSO A TEACHER, TONY!  NO EXCUSES FOR SPOUSES GAMING HALF-ASSED!  Even Sunshine repeats the only game Tony's wife has allegedly played with some disdain.  Mario Kart.
 
-Tony relates that he actually can't hear while he plays.  They must be pumping the audio directly into the stream and haven't wired a bypass.
 
-Sunshine just spoke up to say she loves two-step verification.  Apparently, people in the stream are complaining about it.  If you needed another reason, you should know it now.  The ladies love two-step verification.
 
-Sunshine finally gets an invitation to the party.  The party don't start 'til she walks in, apparently.  Sunshine finally got the client updated on the machine they saddled her with, only to crash the client two minutes later.  It isn't your fault, Sunshine.  You're perfect.  Tony!  FIX THE DAMN COMPUTER!
 
-Someone asks if there's a way to get the entire Carbine team at 20 to run a dungeon.  Sunshine thinks the person is asking for help.  I think the player was asking to watch the Carbine employees in the stream running a Stormtalon's Lair.  See, Sunshine, think of how much better it would be if I was the one playing that could help decipher the cryptic writings of the Twitch audience!  (shut up, people, I'm working here...)
 
-Somebody helped Sunshine out, and she loves that person.  That person must be an upgrade, that person plays Wildstar and knows how to stop and help a lady catch up when she DCs, Tony...
 
-Tony thinks he's so badass because he can dodge some lasers.  Sunshine's not impressed.  Tony, you've got to impress her with the dashing and rolling skills.  Make it look effortless.  Let her see how well you can manage your stamina.
 
-At this point, Tony's been completely abandoned by his gang, who have flocked to Sunshine's radiant in-game presence.  Tony finally decides maybe he'll come back and help her catch up, since he ran ahead.  Tony has bad MMORPG manners.  He also can't pronounce "annihilator".  Everything is an annihilator in Wildstar  That's going to definitely be a problem in the stream.  Apparently, Sunshine thought "epitome" ended in a long 'o' when she was young.  We all had misconceptions about that when we were younger, Sunshine, you're still vibrant and intelligent!  *pokes self to make sure he still exists*
 
-Tony somehow attracts a level 50 Aurin woman.  Maybe it's because he smells like peat moss.  Sunshine says she's never danced before.  We can dance, Sunshine...
 
-Tony tells Sunshine he's on top.  Sunshine says she's got protection.  This is a very different episode.  Sunshine, you're not helping by saying booty, booty, booty.  You ruined my moment with The Cure.
 
-Apparently, CRB_Timetravel whipped Tony's ass in fantasy football this weekend.  The reason why is obvious.  He flew forward in time and saw how well the Steelers ran against Cincinnati.  Or he just did some basic research while Tony picked Colin Kaepernick for QB because dem Niners.
 
-Tony's insecurity shows.  Suddenly, he realizes that Sunshine has completely hijacked the interest of the show and WE CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING!  She helpfully offers that it's important Tony can see her.  Tony will not be consoled.
 
-Yeah, Tony, the quest says to kill the power cores.  If you can't right click it or jump through it, you probably ought to shoot it.  Good advice for life.  Sunshine brings up the holidays.  Might not be the most sensitive subject for some Wildstar players right now...
 
-Tony remarks that the Caretaker just stabbed his fragment in the chest.  Sunshine says it's better than other places.  SHE'S ENCOURAGING THIS BEHAVIOR!  I CAN NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE, HERE!  She says that all the time.  Every day.  At least once.  I could do it twice a day.  Just saying.
 
-Stack that Finesse, Tony.  You aren't healing anyone.  Obviously... they're healing you.
 
-Someone in the chat stream says Tony is going home to Mexico.  Tony says that's racist.  Sunshine asks what his favorite restaurant is.  Tony says, "Tropical Mexico".  Obviously, now, he's not Mexican.  Real Mexicans don't like American Mexican restaurants.  They like IHOP.
 
-Tony finishes the Annihilator Silo.  As a practical tip, drop in there and do the quick achievement to rebuild the High Maintenance Construct.  Funniest thing in the game.  Then, you can take a cab specially for the occasion.  You don't have to mount up and try to ride back, Tony.  He's not listening, he's too busy avoiding the cracks so he doesn't break his mother's back... and because this was recorded earlier.
 
-Sunshine takes the time to thank the people helping her out.  That's how you have class, Tony.  Sunshine earlier related she had to transfer a character over that was the right level for Tony.  They are on Entity.  Does Sunshine play on Warhound?  Like a bawse?
 
-Sunshine asks if Arwick is a little sassy, and she doesn't like his tone.  She's wrong.  He's a whiny prick, and we don't like anything about him.  Unfortunately, we aren't allowed to dip him in hot lead and sink him to the bottom of the ocean between continents.  Tony says they can't put Sunshine's screen up, we have to watch his.  Sorry, Tony, you're just not as pretty.  We'd rather watch Sunshine.
 
-Next week, Tony will be showing a Christmas House in stream.  Sunshine says she loves the game's housing.  She should come see the Shadowcaster on Nightengale Donne.  I like big guns, and I cannot lie.  And I know what the ladies like... two-factor authentication...
 
-Tony proves he really, really, really can't be doing voiceovers in lieu of the Eldan.  Elyona does it better.  He also proves he should really, really, really not be doing quests on his own, as he slowly figures out the complex task of collecting and delivering life energy to the wisdom tree's roots.  But no one's helping Tony, they're all entranced by Sunshine's aura of radiance.
 
-Sunshine says she wants to live in one of the Aurin tree houses.  I think Tony now wants to bury her under a tree.  She's stolen his mojo.
 
-Tony says he will let people know on Twitter when he logs in to play off the stream so he can get to 14 before the next stream... an episode late.  The fan art this week is a little Dominion-heavy, and includes Typrop's distinguished Chua.  Tony quips that it's the Yodua.... Sunshine is unimpressed.  Send your fanart to fanart@wildstar-online.com.
 
-Today releases Rise of the Cassians on the interactive story of Wildstar.  It should be totally interactive, allowing you to push, pull, slide, et al.  I recommend checking it out, it's great to know some of the backstory.
 
-Next week's stream will be special because it's the last stream of the year.  Tony says it will be special and will have a special guest, Santa.  They will have extra real IRL Wildstar loot, so make sure that if you want shirts, lanyards, plushies, et al, log in!    Tony lets it slip that he will be actually dressed as Santa.  He tells everyone Santa may not be real.  He has ruined Sunshine's life.  I suggest we kill him.  He deserved to get shot.  Unfortunately, they almost hit Sunshine.  Another case of stray gunfire nearly hurting the innocent in south California.
 
-As a legal clarification, Sunshine says Carbine reserves the right to mispronounce your name.  I wonder if they've been pronouncing all eight syllables of VicVanMeter.
 
That's it.  We're done.  See you for the Christmas episode.  I'm going to go kill things with my face.	
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-The show kicks off with Tony sitting next to the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen.  This turns out to be the lovely Sunshine, Dierdre Hollis, whose voice sounds like a choir of angels and whose smile lights up the stream.  She is the only local moderator, thus the only one that actually shows up at the office in California.  She helps with the patch notes, where she apparently wrestles them.  Lucky bastards.
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Although Sunshine may fall for this kind of thing, I am still an emotionless robot. Watch yourself.
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Although Sunshine may fall for this kind of thing, I am still an emotionless robot. Watch yourself.
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Thank you Vic!!!! Excellent recap, even if you did embellish the parts about me a bit. :p Still, you made my day! Cheers!!!
 
 
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Although Sunshine may fall for this kind of thing, I am still an emotionless robot. Watch yourself.
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Geee, lucky! I only saw him with an intimidating machine that was covered with guns, chasing down a T-1000.
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I once saw a picture of BusterCasey with the cutest puppy in the whole wide world, and he didn't even crack a smile. True story. 
 
(P.S. Thank you for continuing to post these 0 to 50 tl;dr)
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We should send him over to your kitten therapy thread, maybe that will help :D
 
Really love reading your TL:DR VicVanMeter, thanks for taking the time to do them.  Am curious though, how is your name pronounced, because apparently I've only been hitting half the syllables :P
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			And yet another great recap.  I've never laughed harder while getting poked and prodded.  I think these weekly roasts keep me grounded  ;)	
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			Love these recaps! Keep them coming!	
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