Pranks and Greens/Quotes

:Bart: (To Lisa) Andy has the perfect life! all he does is reminisce about his pranks, and when his mom gets home from work, she makes him whatever sandwich he wants!
:Lisa: This Andy sounds like kind of a loser.
:Bart: How could someone so much like me be a loser?
:Lisa: Loser!
:Bart: Would a loser have showed me how to put printer's ink in a bottle of shampoo?
:Grandpa: (Taking a shower with his skin blue) I've never felt so clean!
:Lisa: Loo-hoo-seeer
:Bart: Yeah, but... uh... he... Dad! Lisa is making me see things from both sides again!
:Homer: Lisa, I warned you about that!
:Lisa: Shouldn't Bart have all the information he needs to make an informed decision?
:Homer: Well... I'd... You.... Now you're doing it to me! oh!