Bread Abuse

Bread is a human food staple prepared from flour, dough and water which is then baked and obviously never ever eaten by people.
Bread is entirely unsafe in Johns house; whether it's the tearing and destruction of the bag (there's literally a bloody opening in the top of it John!) or his reckless show of 101 uses you shouldn't have for bread, one thing's for sure, he isn't eating it!
== Fris-Bread ==
A game first invented by D.A.D. to keep the kids amused In the Year of our John 2020. Either D.A.D. or John Robertson himself will throw a slice of bread at Darren or the Kids, and they will have to try and catch it! This usually ends, much like a game of frisbee from which the game derives it's name, with somebody getting hit in the face.
== Bread Hat ==
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If you can't figure out how to play bread-hat you're probably too young to be reading this Wiki. A game originally thought up by D.A.D. but also played by John Robertson, bread-hat is when we are given a slice of bread.... as a hat.... Good work keeping it so carefully balanced on your oddly camera shaped head!
== Bread Birthing ==
When the lovely lola_kitsune92 announced in the chat that she and AdonisNimbus had gone into labour, John took it upon himself to give the chat a demonstration of the birthing process and, once again, the bread had to suffer. If you've seen that once scene in Ace Ventura it's that, but with John's head, and a slice of bread...
== Breadals ==
A breadal is like a medal, but it's made out of bread! 
== 101 Uses You Shouldn't Have for Bread ==
We at the RobbotronWikia do not condone any of the following:
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