Edgeworthless

=== “I might be an American, but fuck America”. - Edgeworthless ===
“It’s better to suffer with the truth, than to be bliss with dishonesty… Damn that’s a good quote. Hol up, I gotta write this shit down!” - Edgeworthless yet again
Ok, let’s set this right.
Edgeworthless (that’s me) is an AO user who joined around late February of 2022. He’s done a few things, such as starting a cult, adopting another AO user, and maintaining his motto of “0 bitches, 0 problems” (this is not a real motto). He also made the wiki you’re reading this in. (whooooo)
Edgeworthless has made one case, currently going under the name of Turnabout Heated Gaming Session. He also has a YouTube channel, which you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbIlp7FSnSJvFA3kajUc2Lg
== Personality ==
Edgeworthless describes himself as the embodiment of the term “flying under the radar”, often trying not to deliberately anger anyone. However, if he believes that someone is being a dickhead, he will call them out on it with little-to-zero hesitation.
== Casing ==
When playing as defense, Edgeworthless will use the showname “Saul Goodworthless” and use Gregory. When playing as prosecution, he will be a dead-ringer for Winston Payne, starting off with a calm, collected demeanor, until eventually becoming a stuttering mess. As judge, Edgeworthless does his best to be unbiased, but ends up shitposting.
== 2022 Lore (Warning: Cringe 😰😰😰) ==
Edgeworthless comes from a very dark future where the funny Kilometers man, another AO user, becomes un-based and unleashed robots to make everyone un-based.
Then, sadly, this led to the death of Edgeworthless's brother, Big Nuts, who was killed while being seduced by a thot. This led to Edgeworthless to vow to kill all thots.
Later Edgeworthless created a time machine which led to the present year of 2022. After Edgeworthless felt his mission was accomplished, he decided to stay in the past as there was no one left for him in the future.
He also became a rookie rapper, and beat BigWeWeGamer, the best rapper at that point in time, at a rap battle, making him the second only person to do so, after Pablo.
Then, Edgeworthless made one of the best decisions of his life, and formed the Edgeworth Army (which includes Hades, Phenix Wrong, Abcde, Big Nuts, Kilometers, Chadworthless and Chris Hansen)
== Actual Lore ==
Edgeworthless joined AO in early 2022 after seeing “break during court in a nutshell” as a shownameless Miles. After around 10 minutes of being on Vanilla, Edgeworthless decided he needed an original and catchy name to make himself stand out. The best he could come up with was this, and he’s stuck to it ever since.
Eventually, EWL met two other Edgeworth users: Bratworth and Big Nuts. Only the latter had a lasting effect on him. EWL and Big Nuts quickly became friends, until Big Nuts randomly decided to fuck off. :(
However, hope was not lost, as one day when Edgeworthless decided to case in the Fair of Contradictions, he met Chadworth. EWL made a lasting effect on Chad. So lasting, that he ended up changing his showname to Chadworthless.
Chad and Edge became a dynamic duo, going so far as to be called the “Dual Dumbasses”. Eventually, EWL met Phenix Wrong, an AO user who also took a liking to him. Everything was going pretty well.
Edgeworthless one day met a Pearl user that was being abused by their Phoenix-using dad. The Pearl user had decided the next person they saw would become their new parent, and I just so happened to log into AO right as they were saying it. Edgeworthless quickly renamed the child to Joe and taught them everything he knew. This culminated in EWL telling Joe the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
Joe eventually grew up to become an Apollo user, so EWL had to put him down. 
(For legal reasons that was a joke, Joe occasionally still goes on AO)
A few weeks later, I, Edgeworthless, stumbled upon a Franziska user and Layton user madly in love, so as a joke, Edgeworthless hosted an AO marriage. This would not be the last time, though, as EWL quickly hosted multiple AO marriages. The second of these was the marriage of Deez and Big-Ass Nose. Throughout these first 2 AO marriages, EWL met an Atmey user who went by Spamton, like the Deltarune character. However, on the third one, he didn’t show up. Rather recently, EWL hosted the gay marriage or Mike and “Oedon”.
Edgeworthless has had his own not gay marriage rather recently with another man, Penis Nose (they said no homo so it’s not gay).
There’s probably more stuff, but I honestly cannot be bothered to give enough of a fuck to type the rest today.
== Edgeworthless telling GenZ (the user) to go kill himself: ==
"GenZ, there is a tree wasting its time producing oxygen for you to pollute, that tree at the moment has contributed more than you ever will in your Whole. Fucking. Life."
"You are a waste of mass and oxygen to this planet, at this point, a fucking stray dog has done more than you possibly can with your fat fucking neckbearded asshole."
"A fucking speck of dust exists to contribute more important things to society than you ever will."
"You defending GenZ is like waiting for your dad to come back with the milk: it just isn’t worth the time."