Discovery Kids

Discovery Kids is a channel made by an evil furry named Doki and a fairy thing named Mundi (but Mundi is good and hates most Teletubbies) as a way to indotrinate the Teletubbies into the lives of children from Brazil, because torturing children in the United States of UnAmerica just wasn't enough. They also aired some other crappy shows as well.
== Timeline ==
=== Early Era (2002-2005) ===
An evil furry named Doki was extremely mad over the fact that no channels in Brazil aired the Teletubbies, and the only logical solution was to make a channel that airs it. He also stole added some other shows from CBeebies because only the Teletubbies isn't enough!
=== Mid Era (2005-2013) ===
This is the era everyone likes for some reason. Doki made his first public appearance on Discovery Kids during this era. He also appeared in a series of shorts to educate children about dank memes. A lot of shows were added into the channel around this era, such as Pocoyo and the dreaded Sea Princesses. (EWWWWW!)
=== Current Era (2013-present) ===
The current and ongoing era of Discovery Kids. Doki made a terrible new logo (he isn't very good at graphic design) and made the channel's idents in revolutionary CGI. However this is the era where people started to notice that the channel was starting to go rather downhill. Doki was spamming Peppa Pig a lot, with a lot of the channel's shows (even the channel's main attraction Teletubbies) being pushed to graveyard timeslots, and some even being brutally murdered by Doki, like the Backyardigans, solely to make way for more Peppa Pig. But in 2016, Doki was under pressure by Jack Frost because his favorite show, PB&J Otter, was removed, and even held Doki hostage. Doki later apologized and brought back PB&J, but in the process also brought back all of the old shows. He was never able to remove them since.
== Dem Showz ==
* Teletubbies
* Sea Princesses
* Peppa Pig
* Pocoyo
* The Backyardigans (dead, but rearing)
*The Fresh Beat Band
* Wow Wow Wubbzy
* Bob the Builder (also dead, but reairing)
*Jelly Jamm (stolen from Milkshake)
* Mia and Me (somewhat decent)
* Bobinogs (OH GOD NO)
* Family Guy
* Scott the Woz
*Breaking Bad
*A Show About Morshu Dancing for 11 Minutes
* Ni Hao Kai Lan
* Stupid Sofia the Stupid First (didn't last very long, shot dead by Doki)
* Thomas the Tank Engine
* Caillou
* Barney the Dinosaur
* PB&J Otter (surprisingly a good show)
* Greeny Phatom (does this HAVE to air on every channel?)
*Planetorama
*The show Twtian starred in
*The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
*Camp Lazlo (actually a good show, but Doki doesn't let you say that)
*Kamp Koral
*Kamp Diddy Kong
*Twipsy (stolen from TF! Jeunesse)
*Fishtronaut (airs only on weekends, mostly at 3 AM)
*Oobi (Ducky rages over this show's presence in the channel.)
== Staff ==
* Doki (not to be confused with Doki Doki Literature Club) is the mascot of Discovery Kids, and also the creator of the channel. He bears an uncanny resemblance to Miga, and theories have popped up suggesting they're the same person. He also has a show on Discovery Kids, but it's terrible like you'd expect. Doki also has a pal named Mundi ( she is good and Doki is evil) and a bunch of other loser friends as well.
* Donkey Kong works a part time job at Discovery Kids. He was hired by Doki because his name shares acronyms with Discovery Kids. He's mostly there when Doki is too busy doing other stuff, like eating Cadbury Mini Eggs or messing with the Teletubbies or other dumb Doki crap.
* Hatsune Miku used to work at Discovery Kids as a "content manager", whatever that means, but was fired after Doki found out that she was the one that added Sea Princesses into the channel under pressure from Scientist-San. She was later replaced by Grounder.
== Trivia ==
* Discovery Kids stole many shows from Sprout. However, they did not do anything about it because Nina already took over the channel.
* It rivals with Nick Jr., but similarities strike more towards TF! Jeunesse, another god-awful channel.
*Watching this channel leads to Giygas appearing in your room.
**This can be either a good thing or a bad thing.
**In Squadala Language, it means 'Hell is full'
*Spamton G. Spamton once wiped his wet paws on this page, but he has since been fixed.
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