EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Airion VS Celeste

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
AIRION VS CELESTE!
BEGIN!
==Airion's First Turn==
"Okay Celeste, I've had more than 200 years worth of your lies".
"Didn't you hear it back in school"? "The bad spirits are the ones that dies".
"If it wasn't for my better judgement, I'd leave the whole fusion thing in your hands".
"But I cannot because you need help with simple things, like opening a can".
"I won't hold your hand through this any longer". "I'd rather play Undertale on genocide".
"You are enough of an annoyance to make a spirit contaplate suicide".
==Celeste's First Turn==
"Why are you so worked up already"? "Talking about school, referencing games, and mentioning suicide".
"And we both know that if you played Undertale, you would play the opposite of genocide".
"So before you make me angry, which won't make things any better, you clown".
"Because you know if I get angry, I'll beat you down".
"So go ahead, put up a shield". "I'll rip it right aside".
"And then I'll drop your ass like your the tide".
==Airion's Second Turn==
"Why am I worked up"? "It's because of assholes like you".
"I could 2 of you together and you still wouldn't equal 2".
"And my shields can do more than defend".
"And the way you talk to a superior, definently offends".
"But enough Celeste, your point has been made".
"You don't want to fight because I'll pull your plug out like you're an arcade".
==Celeste's Second Turn==
<gets angry>
"I warned you Airion". "Now you're gonna feel my wrath".
"With only 2 fingers, I'll be sure to whoop your ass".
"I'm the master of weapons of us 2 and you're the master of making shields".
"Perhaps you would have gotten a better reception if you would have yielded".
"So remember that for your next life". "Because I'm about to end this one".
"When the other spirits look back at this moment, they'll say that Celeste won".
==Surprise Visit From Lady Tempest==
"What did I tell you 2 about this"?
"Stop this feud, it's been centuries".
"I want there to be at least 3 sentries".
"So stop it now, you 2 can be friends".
"Otherwise, I'll call Axel and he'll take you both to the end".
"So before I have to punish both of you, just become Io once more".
"And if you 2 disagree, then there's the door".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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