Timon and Pumbaa meets Pat & Stan 2 (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Timon and Pumbaa meets Pat & Stan 2 written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Return to the Jungle Oasis".
==Plot==
(Back at the Animal World, Pat is doing the lawn mower as Stan is cutting down trees in the woods)
*Stan: Man, that's a lot of hard work put in this forest.
*Pat: *still mowering the grass* I wonder how Professor Chi-Chi used to cut the grass in the woods.
*Stan: It kinda feel like camping. You know how it works.
*Pat: I would have rather plant the flowers in Lili's house instead.
*Stan: But we already got the job at Professor Chi-Chi's.
*Pat: But we're not inside of his lab.
*Stan: How come?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Greeting my friends, i love how you guys are working hard. Please report back to my lab.
*Pat: Okay.
*Stan: Not a problem.
(At Professor Chi-Chi's lab)
*Pat: Where can i put the lawn mower?
*Professor Chi-Chi: You just pass the garage inside of my lab. Why did you do that? Just leave it at the garage and come back.
*Pat: Sorry about it. I'll be back and hit the floors. *go outside to the garage*
*Stan: So Professor, how is the universe progress going?
*Professor Chi-Chi: I heard that Timon and Pumbaa are with a crocodile, heading to the beach.
*Stan: How is that a problem.
*Professor Chi-Chi: You know, nothing will go wrong with them. I hope i can get them back here for a quick visit. There is something i wanted to test out across the multiverse.
*Pat: What about the Dimensional Cube 3000?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Oh, it's still with me. I still have it on the table if you can see it. I still remember Timon and Pumbaa even to this day.
*Pat: Can we visit them now?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Oh sure, let me reprogram this cube in just a second.
*Stan: Oh boy, it's going to work.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Don't worry my boys, you will enter their world in any second.
(Back at the Jungle Oasis, Riptail arrive at the beach spot to drop off Timon and Pumbaa)
*Timon: There we are, the beach.
*Pumbaa: Thanks for the ride Riptail.
*Riptail: You're quite welcome. Don't get any too close from predators alike.
*Timon: Good luck being in the water.
*Riptail: Peace out. *swim into the water*
*Pumbaa: Ah, fresh in the spot.
*Timon: The sand feel so warm after all.
*Pumbaa: I wonder if the hot tub is still hot?
*Timon: It's alway hot my friend. Someone must have invented it before we first discovered it on our friendship of life.
*Pumbaa: How come?
*Timon: You'll see about that.
(In the jungle area)
*Pumbaa: Man, this jungle is alway quiet. Sure is a long jungle.
*Timon: Yes. I wonder what this place have rather than just grubs.
(A meerkat sneak into the bush to spy on Timon and Pumbaa)
*Timon: Of course everyone can have friends over.
*Pumbaa: You're the best of all friends my dearest best friend.
*Timon: Like raising Simba in the desert, we could alway help out each other within the Pride Lands.
*Pumbaa: Is home all the way far?
*Timon: Not quite. I could have brought in a cheetah to make us run all the way faster from home to the spot we are.
*Pumbaa: Man, i'm starving.
*Timon: Pumbaa, you just have breakfast.
*Pumbaa: Oh.
*Timon: Just wait til lunch time.
*Pumbaa: Wait, i hear something.
*Timon: What is it?
*Pumbaa: I hear footsteps on the way.
*Timon: Better not be a hyena or something.
(The meerkat throw a rock at Timon)
*Timon: Ow. Pumbaa, what was that for?
*Pumbaa: It wasn't me. I don't stand on two feet.
*Timon: If it was you, why did you do that?
*Pumbaa: It was him.
*Timon: What?
*Pumbaa: Come on bully, show yourself who you are.
*Selfish meerkat: What do you want?
*Timon: Did you throw the rock at me?
*Selfish meerkat: Yes. This jungle stinks. Ever since the hyenas ran off, all of the meerkats in other colonies have to move together and my life of digging tunnels was ruined.
*Timon: I didn't start all of this. Simba did.
*Pumbaa: Yeah, you know he became the king now of the Pride Lands.
*Selfish meerkat: Simba? No! I hate lions and i hate warthogs. You make noise, you make messes, and you smell awful!
*Timon: I don't smell bad. Pumbaa farted once in front of people.
*Pumbaa: Hey.
*Selfish meerkat: Get that warthog out of here. You're gonna make the jungle smell bad and make yourself look bad as a clown.
*Timon: You fool! You better leave my best friend alone. He's not gonna hurt anyone.
*Pumbaa: We're gonna ask you to leave or i'll get Uncle Max to teach you a lesson.
*Selfish meerkat: No! This stupid jungle isn't big enough to bring the big boys in. Hey look in the sky, there's a ginormous giraffe.
*Timon: Wait, what? Where?
*Selfish meerkat: *step on Timon's foot*
*Timon: Ow! What was that for?
*Selfish meerkat: Take that crybaby, i'm out of here and you be sorry for yourself! *leave the jungle*
*Pumbaa: Moron, come back here now!
*Timon: He got away. My foot hurts.
*Pumbaa: It's okay Timon, i'll get you home. Ma and Uncle Max need to know about this.
*Timon: If my father was back, he would teach this selfish fool a lesson.
*Pumbaa: Hop on. We're going to see Ma and Uncle Max.
*Timon: *get on Pumbaa* Hurry up, i don't want to have a red foot forever in my life.
*Pumbaa: Alright, no worries and let's go.
(Back at Pat and Stan's world in Professor Chi-Chi's lab)
*Pat: Oh no.
*Stan: Another bully, it can't be happening.
*Pat: I thought this jungle have no worries.
*Professor Chi-Chi: I think you guys need to go into their world now. You guys have to help them out.
*Stan: I'll love to help, but how come?
*Professor Chi-Chi: You know bad things happen all the time.
*Pat: I hope Timon is okay.
*Stan: Does the portal still works?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Yes my friends, it still work after all.
*Pat: Can we really go to the Jungle Oasis right now?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Oh sure, let's make our way here on time.
*Stan: Alright, this is a set up.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Stand back. It might boost up. *turn the portal on* There.
*Pat: Are you coming?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Sorry guys, i may want to check on the whole world for myself. A new danger is coming so you guys want to bring Timon and Pumbaa over there for some help.
*Pat: Okay then, i'll pick them up.
*Stan: Let's go Pat.
(Pat and Stan jumped into the portal of the Jungle Oasis. Back at the jungle, Pumbaa meet up with Ma and Uncle Max at the camp site.)
*Pumbaa: Ma and Uncle Max.
*Ma: Hey Pumbaa.
*Uncle Max: Where is Timon?
*Pumbaa: Bad news, look at them. *turn his back with Timon being hurt*
*Ma: Oh no.
*Uncle Max: Why did you brought him here injured?
*Pumbaa: It wasn't me. That was some stranger who came here to fight with him. It's very bad news.
*Ma: Oh no.
*Uncle Max: Now bad luck is headed this way.
*Pumbaa: We need to recover him. How about we sent him to Rafiki.
*Ma: We can't. Rafiki might be at Pride Rock with the Lion Guard with some missions to do. It's too far to go all the way there. It almost took 5 hours to walk all the way there.
*Uncle Max: Are you nuts?
*Pumbaa: No. Take him to the nest.
*Uncle Max: Let's get this straight. Let's go to the nest to recover him. I could be a good doctor as well.
*Ma: Come on boys, no need to talk.
*Pumbaa: Let's just go.
*Uncle Max: Yeah, what a stinky day.
(In another side of the jungle, Pat and Stan came out of the portal to arrive at the jungle)
*Pat: Wow, where are we?
*Stan: We are at the jungle you moron. Didn't you expect to see a island back there?
*Pat: No. You thought the meerkats live on a island? They live in Africa!
*Stan: What's going on around here and why is this jungle a quiet place to go?
*Pat: I think we've been here before.
*Stan: Oh yeah, i remember. That was several months ago. I know where Timon and Pumbaa are. Follow me.
*Pat: Timon sure do have a lot of friends with him. Even there's a lot of meerkats on the jungle. Good place for them to reside.
(The selfish meerkat spy on Pat and Stan in the bush)
*Selfish meerkat: He he ha ha ha. These dimension jumpers won't get away with this.
(At the nest where Timon is placed)
*Pumbaa: Ma, spread him some water.
*Ma: *use a bowl to spread water on Timon* Are you okay?
*Timon: Not my body. The feet!
*Uncle Max: You're faking it Timon.
*Timon: No. It was real hurt bad.
*Uncle Max: What? Speak up. Which hurt your toes?
*Timon: The right side of my foot.
*Uncle Max: You're not having a fetish. Are you?
*Pumbaa: Come on, recover him and give him a fresh juice of watermelon.
*Ma: *spread watermelon juice on Timon* Hope this will work.
*Timon: I can't believe it. We never have strangers on the jungle before. Simba need to be careful on exiling animals who will be send off to the jungles like he did with the hyenas before. They can all go to the Outlands and that's it.
*Uncle Max: The Outlands is a very dangerous place and no one is allowed to go there.
*Ma: Dead gross bugs, bad lions and evil hyenas are everywhere.
*Pumbaa: Man, it almost make me want to have diarrhea everytime i go to a stinky place.
*Uncle Max: Ugh. I used to have that once when heading to a swamp with the crocodiles.
*Ma: You're going to be okay Timon.
*Timon: It's okay Ma. I'm fine.
*Uncle Max: I wouldn't trusted you if i were you.
*Ma: Whatever you do for next time. Don't talk to the bullies.
*Timon: I know Ma. These people were mean to me once. I shouldn't collapse tunnels in the first place since my teen days.
*Ma: Everyone make mistakes. Uncle Max make mistakes, Pumbaa make mistakes, even my mother make mistakes once.
*Pumbaa: Let's all say that nobody is perfect.
*Timon: The Circle of Life isn't doing well. Something must be going wrong with friendship.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata going downhill?
*Timon: No. Not that or Rafiki having a bad cold. It deals with strive.
*Uncle Max: If that bully comes, i'll teach him a lesson.
*Ma: Mody and Dacey are suppose to guard the jungle. I think i need to warn them now for next time.
*Uncle Max: I think i'm getting a afternoon lunch. Go deal it for yourself warthog.
*Pumbaa: Fine. I'll take care of Timon.
*Timon: But i'm not a baby anymore.
*Uncle Max: No babies allowed, all jokes aside.
*Timon: Man, somebody give me a cup of apple juice.
(Back with Pat and Stan in the jungle)
*Pat: This feel like a safari, isn't it?
*Stan: Yeah. It's a jungle out there.
*Pat: Who is going to sleep tonight in the jungle.
*Stan: *laughs* I bet the lions can.
*Pat: Hakuna Matata can never stop us now.
*Stan: Ha ha ha. Very funny.
*Selfish meerkat: *throw the coconut at Pat*
*Pat: Hey, who threw that at me?
*Stan: It wasn't me.
*Pat: I hate when people do that in tricks.
*Selfish meerkat: Well, well, well. Where do you think you're going?
*Pat: Timon?
*Stan: It's you. You looked so different.
*Pat: You have whiskers as well. Timon, please don't do this.
*Selfish meerkat: Who is Timon?
*Pat: What are you thinking?
*Selfish meerkat: I met him once and do you know what? I stepped on his foot.
*Pat: What?
*Stan: You monster.
*Selfish meerkat: Get out of the way now you fools.
*Pat: Fool? I TEACH YOU WHAT A FOOL IS! *grab the meerkat and fight with him*
*Stan: Pat, no!
*Selfish meerkat: *bite Pat's hand*
*Pat: Ow!
*Stan: Knock it off you two.
*Selfish meerkat: I'm out. I'm out! *escape the jungle*
*Pat: That wasn't our best friend.
*Stan: Something is going on around here. We need to tell the real Timon about this.
*Pat: This is not working right.
*Stan: This a disaster. Are you okay?
*Pat: Yes. It's worse than a bee string.
*Stan: Let's go Pat. We need to find our old friends now.
*Pat: Okie dokie.
(Back at Professor Chi-Chi's lab)
*Professor Chi-Chi: This is not going right. Why didn't they confront the meerkat? *phone ring* What was that? *call on the phone* Hello?
*Aunt Martha: *on the phone* Oh, hi Professor Chi-Chi.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Aunt Martha?
*Aunt Martha: *on the phone* Yes it's me. I am coming back from vacation and i'm just gonna check on you for a while before i catch up with my boys Patrick and Stanley.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Okay Martha, you asked for it.
*Aunt Martha: I'll see you for a little while.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Have a nice day. *stop calling on the phone*
(Aunt Martha was driving her car with the song "Karma Karma Chameleon" playing in the radio. Five birds were flying in the sky as a mailman is putting a letter in the mailbox in someone's house.)
*Aunt Martha: Karma Karma Chameleon. I'm almost to Professor Chi-Chi's house.
(Back at the Jungle Oasis in Ma and Uncle Max's camp site)
*Timon: Gosh, am i better now?
*Uncle Max: No sonny boy. You're not even better.
*Ma: Just try to walk again Timon. Don't listen to what your uncle said.
*Timon: He did the same thing back on the old colony when we were digging tunnels.
*Pumbaa: Come on Timon, it's easy to go with it.
*Timon: *stand up* Ah, fresh breath of a meerkat.
*Ma: Walk now my son.
*Timon: *get off the nest and walk* My foot is better.
*Uncle Max: Ah shucks.
*Ma: My boy is okay!
*Pumbaa: Good to have you back my best friend.
*Timon: I could never lose another life. Shame on that bully.
*Pumbaa: My friend, i think we should start heading back to the beach.
*Timon: Let's hang out at the village for now. I wonder what Mody and Dacey are doing right now.
*Pumbaa: Let's go.
*Timon: *ride on Pumbaa* Thank you Ma and Uncle Max for the help.
*Ma: You're quite welcome.
*Uncle Max: Great. You almost lied to us.
*Timon: Come on Max, you can be the greatest like anyone else.
*Uncle Max: Just like your father was.
*Timon: Come on Pumbaa boy, let's go to the village.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata! *head to the village*
*Ma: I hope nothing bad happen to them again.
*Uncle Max: Things will get worse.
(Back with Pat and Stan in the jungle)
*Pat: Man, i wonder where the funny guys are?
*Stan: I don't know. There is no way that Timon and Pumbaa could be here by now.
*Pat: What that smell?
*Stan: It smell like ribs from the other side.
(The smoke is coming from Hakuna Village)
*Pat: Is there a fire going on?
*Stan: No Pat. They're having a barbecue.
*Pat: Barbecue sauce!
*Stan: Not barbecue sauce Pat! The barbecue!
*Pat: BBQ?
*Stan: Yes silly. Don't you know about math and history?
*Pat: Well, i guess?
*Stan: Come on big boy, i think Timon and Pumbaa are there with the whole colony.
*Pat: Let's go then. I bet they have these cool sausages on our way there.
*Stan: It's a jungle you know.
*Pat: I thought people in jungles eat bananas like me.
(At the Hakuna Village, Mody and Dacey are cooking some fried grubs in the campfire)
*Mody: Ah, yeah.
*Dacey: Fresh grub in the fire.
*Mody: This feel like camping again.
*Dacey: Yeah. I thought we would have some meat and pork beef for lunch.
*Mody: It's up to you brother.
(Timon and Pumbaa arrive at the village, meeting up with Mody and Dacey)
*Timon: Hey Mody and Dacey.
*Mody: Hey Timon.
*Dacey: Good to see you.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata. What are you guys cooking?
*Mody: Oh, fresh grubs out of the log.
*Timon: You did fried them, didn't you?
*Dacey: Oh yeah, what's wrong with that?
*Timon: Nothing. Hakuna Matata to you.
*Mody: That's my boy.
*Dacey: Fresh and relaxing my deer friend.
*Timon: I can't believe this. You made me wonder.
*Pumbaa: I'm hungry now.
*Timon: Me too. Cook me some fire ant and utamu for us.
*Mody: Utamu is one of the rarest grubs of all time. Found in leafs. And taste like a spicy gummy bear.
*Dacey: It's sweetness.
*Mody: Oh yeah, taste good like a fried ham.
*Pumbaa: Oh boy, oh boy. I'm ready for one.
*Mody: Coming right up.
(Back with Pat and Stan on the path to the village)
*Pat: What does this path leads to?
*Stan: I don't know. Let's go check it out for ourselves.
*Pat: Okay then. I wonder what they have in here?
*Stan: Oh no, people. Hide Pat.
*Pat: What?
*Stan: Hide along!
(Pat and Stan hide in the bush from the two meerkats walking)
*Iron Joe: I was a brave warrior once. Look like i decided to quit my warrior days.
*Monzo: My boys are trying to become brave just like Timon who collasped every single tunnel including one at the Battle at Pride Rock.
*Iron Joe: Man, my back is alway itcy. Can we go to the pool to chill ourselves?
*Monzo: Yes. I wonder what the pool have for us.
(Iron Joe and Monzo pass by as Pat and Stan get off the bush)
*Pat: That was close.
*Stan: Easy to not get caught.
*Pat: Let's go. They're leaving the village.
*Stan: Right at ya.
(Back at Hakuna Village, the utamu grubs are ready)
*Mody: Fresh, fried, coming right up.
*Timon: Oh boy, utamu time.
*Pumbaa: Yummy tummy.
*Dacey: I'm gonna grab the first bite of it. *eat the utamu* Sweet.
*Mody: It taste like a candy cane.
*Timon: Feels good.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata. No worries after all.
(Back with Pat and Stan sneaking to the village)
*Pat: There's Timon and Pumbaa.
*Stan: I don't want to spoil it as a surprise for them.
*Pat: Yeah, this happen once with Stuart. Let's try using our disguises in order to get their attention.
*Stan: Pat, you're a genius. Let's try using our bush costumes and try to scare them off.
*Pat: What? Why would you?
*Stan: Just a funny little thing like on April Fools Day.
*Pat: Easter doesn't fool me a little.
*Stan: Come on, it's not that bad.
*Pat: Fine, you asked for it.
(Pat and Stan are dressed as bushes)
*Pat: What to do now?
*Stan: Just sneak in.
*Pat: Okie dokie Stan.
(Pat and Stan started to walk with their bushes on and enter the village, stepping down for a minute)
*Pat: What is that?
*Stan: Everyone is having a grub.
(With the meerkats)
*Mody: Utamu! Utamu! Get your utamu here!
*Dacey: Free for all!
*Timon: They taste yummy.
*Pumbaa: I could never stop eating them.
*Mody: It's gooey and tasty.
*Dacey: Yum yum yum.
*Mody: I love it.
*Timon: This never gets old. Everyone love to eat a grub.
*Pumbaa: Yep. Good quality.
*Dacey: I can't believe it.
*Mody: Winner Winner Utamu Dinner.
(With Pat and Stan)
*Pat: Is the plan working?
*Stan: I don't know. Don't say a thing.
*Pat: What did it do? The smell of the bushes smell like flowers and you know what am i gonna do?
*Stan: What are you doing?
*Pat: Ah....ah...ah....AH CHOO! *sneeze with the bush puffed and remove the bush off his body*
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Mody: Who is that? Show yourself.
*Stan: *remove the bush* Um....hi?
*Timon: Pat and Stan?
*Pat: Timon?
*Stan: Pumbaa?
*Pumbaa: Is that really you?
*Timon: Yes, it's us.
*Timon: *run to Pat* Pat! *hug Pat*
*Pat: Awww.
*Stan: Come here big boy.
*Pumbaa: It's you Stan. How did you get all the way here?
*Pat: We came all the way to see you. I thought there was that one meerkat who looked like you and he bit my hand. Are you sure that your brother?
*Timon: I met him eariler. He's not my brother. I have a father as well.
*Pat: Okay. I thought you have whiskers at first like a cat.
*Timon: Why would i?
*Pat: It's just a question. It doesn't matter.
*Pumbaa: So guys, what do you want to do today?
*Stan: Let's have a party. A big party.
*Mody: Okay, let's cheer for the new guys over.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Dacey: Ah yeah. Time to get the party going.
(Back at the Animal World at the bar, many pigs are getting drinks at the stand as the turtle serve the drinks to them. Some cats, tigers and hippos are playing a game of chess.)
*Cat #1: Boom.
*Cat #2: Aw man.
*Tiger #1: Wild wild fun.
*Tiger #2: You go boy.
*Hippo #1: As long last leave.
*Hippo #2: What did you say?
*Hippo #1: I mean, good game.
(A pig in a red hoodle came by the bar)
*???: Somebody is gonna die tonight. *go by the drinking stand* Hola, i need a drink.
*Turtle Waiter: Oh hi there, need a cocktail or something?
*???: No. Can you tell me where Professor Chi-Chi is?
*Turtle Waiter: Professor Chi-Chi? Isn't he a famous inventor? I read a article about him back on Wikipedia a few years ago.
*???: Let me tell you something amigo, who stole the blue diamond seven years ago?
*Turtle Waiter: You're voice sounded familiar. Are you?
*???: Listen, i will find the one and only Professor Chi-Chi and you be sorry for you fat piggies.
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Pig #1: HEY!
*Pig #2: Who is this monster.
*???: You know who i am. *reveal himself as his true identity*
*Turtle Waiter: Brutox?!
*Brutox: Yes. The Mighty Brutox has returned. *laser on the turtle*
*Cat #1: Monster!
*Cat #2: Stop that pig.
*Brutox: Hola, como vas? Is there a deja vu going on? *fight againist the people in the bar* This isn't no Street Fighter, or Fist Fight!
*Hippo #1: *punch Brutox*
*Brutox: *kick the hippo in the belly* Son of a ham.
*Rabbit Gunner: Stand back supervillain, you're the one who stole the blue diamond seven years ago. You're going to die.
*Brutox: Let me just say that i'm Frankenstein's monster.
*Rabbit Gunner: *call the president on his walkie talkie* Mr. President, Brutox is found at the-
*Brutox: *knock the rabbit gunner out* Fools, i know where that Professor Chi-Chi is. *grab the map of the country* Ah ha, there it is, the address said it. I will find his lab and take over the world. *evil laugh*
(At the white house)
*President: Chief, the supervillain has been found at the bar and he's heading to Professor Chi-Chi's lab.
*Panther Chief: We need to call the FBI now. I hope they arrest that supervillain.
*President: Good idea. Let's get going chief.
(Meanwhile, Aunt Martha arrive at Professor Chi-Chi's backyard as Chi-Chi is waiting outside)
*Professor Chi-Chi: Good morning Martha.
*Aunt Martha: Good morning Professor Chi-Chi, have you seen my boys?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Um....uh oh. They're at the bathroom.
*Aunt Martha: The bathroom? Are you sure. I'm checking.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Go and check. They lock the bathroom doors just in case the living room doesn't smell bad like a damp.
*Aunt Martha: Okay. I will be checking and see if you're telling me the truth or not.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Go on. I have business to do. *rush to the room* I need to call Pat and Stan right now.
(Back at the Jungle Oasis, a party is being held as Pat and Stan are eating grubs at the table with Timon and Pumbaa)
*Timon: This is the life.
*Pat: Oh yeah, thank you for all the thanks you gave us since the summer time.
*Stan: It's almost the end of the year, look like we got a party going on.
*Pumbaa: This grub taste like chicken.
*Timon: It does. Mine taste like fried chicken.
*Pat: Hey, fried chicken is my favorite food.
*Stan: I thought bananas were your favorite.
*Pat: Nah, it doesn't matter if you choose your own favorite food.
*Timon: Simba think we have the dead animals to eat since he's a lion and the lions get the zebras. *laughs* Who thought the lions eat the zebras?
*Pumbaa: Um, i think it follow the Circle of Life.
*Pat: Is the Circle of Life what the universe suppose to be?
*Stan: It's a cycle. It follow the life in the Pride Lands.
*Timon: You're getting closer. We follow the cycle all year. The animals die and they turn to grass. The animals eat the grass and they all die to dust and turn into grass.
*Pumbaa: More like it.
*Timon: My favorite food is insect. That's not a problem after all.
*Pat: Hippos eat bananas? And i'm the only one?
*Stan: Not hippos like you eat bananas. Monkeys eat bananas.
*Pat: It's okay to like a food that the animal alway love. *phone ring* Oh, Professor Chi-Chi is calling, hold on for a second. *answer the phone* Hello?
*Professor Chi-Chi: *on phone* Pat, Aunt Martha is here. She's in your house right now and leave the island now, you have a family situation going on.
*Pat: What? Aunt Martha is here?
*Stan: Why can't she come to our world?
*Pat: *to Stan* Shhh. I'm talking. *call Professor Chi-Chi* Okay, now where were we?
*Professor Chi-Chi: She's in your house!
*Pat: What?!
*Professor Chi-Chi: Yes! She's looking everywhere for you.
*Pat: Um, i gotta go. Bye bye. *stop calling* Guys, my Aunt Martha is here.
*Timon: Aunt Martha? Where?
*Stan: She's not in this dimension. You all met her before, right?
*Pumbaa: Yes we did.
*Timon: We met all of your neighbors before like Emily and Stuart.
*Pat: How do we get out of here?
*Timon: What? But you just got here.
*Pat: Stop the party now, we all have to leave early.
*Mody: Whoa whoa whoa, stay here, chill out and enjoy the moment.
*Pat: Fine.
*Stan: *gulp* I think she gonna freak out.
(Back at the Animal World, Brutox arrive at Professor Chi-Chi's lab)
*Brutox: Finally, i found his lab. I will break in. *knock on the door*
*Professor Chi-Chi: *inside* Hello?
*Brutox: Hola, your pizza has arrived.
*Professor Chi-Chi: I didn't order pizza with my money, but it's my lucky day. *open the door, revealing to be Brutox* Huh?
*Brutox: *kick Chi-Chi to the wall* Ah ha!
*Professor Chi-ChI: *scream* Brutox?!
*Brutox: He he he he ho ho ha ha ha. I'm back.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Brutox, what are you doing here?
*Brutox: You didn't remember me, didn't you?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Get out of here now, you shouldn't be here.
*Brutox: Zip it, i wonder what i can steal.
*Professor Chi-Chi: You're not stealing any of my stuff without my permission.
*Brutox: *hold the dimensional cube* What is this? A GameCube? Does it have Rayman or Pac-Man in it?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Drop the cube now or i will release the bengal hamster on you.
*Brutox: No! I'm out. *press the button in the cube to open a portal to Timon's world*
*Professor Chi-Chi: Stop it! This is another dimension. You don't want to get warped there.
*Brutox: Be quiet. I want to go to the video game world now. *jump into the portal*
*Professor Chi-Chi: It's not a video game, it's a movie dimension! Oh my, didn't he watch too much time travel movies or something?
(Back at the Jungle Oasis, Brutox arrives, jumping out of the portal)
*Brutox: Well, well, well. What is this dimension? A jungle? Perfect-o. This is a place to burn off like a sandbox in Garry's Mod. *evil laugh*
(Back at Pat and Stan's house, Aunt Martha is still knocking on the door of the bathroom)
*Aunt Martha: Patrick! Stanley! Come out right now, i know you're in there. *open the door* Ah ha, now i- What? They're not inside. They must be inside of their room. *check the bedroom* They're not in there. I need to tell Stephanie about this.
(Back at Hakuna Village during the party)
*Pat: Why can't we just go.
*Timon: Let get this straight, we started this party 5 minutes ago and you're still complaining to leave.
*Pat: My Aunt Martha is gonna kill me for this.
*Timon: Relax my friend, you're not going to be in trouble for this.
*Pat: I forgot to call her on the way back.
*Pumbaa: You what?
*Mody: You were suppose to call. You blew it.
*Dacey: Shame on you.
*Pat: I'm sorry. I can't even do two things at the same time.
*Stan: Guys, it's not a problem. We have issues all the time like a movie bombing at the box office for bad records.
*Timon: Cut to the chase Stan, there's no need to worry right now.
*Stan: I wouldn't say that at all.
(Back at Ma and Uncle Max's camp site)
*Ma: Is Timon doing alright?
*Uncle Max: Oh yes sister, he is doing well.
(Brutox sneak in into the camp site)
*Ma: What was that?
*Uncle Max: Who goes there?
*Brutox: Hello there. Does anyone know where Pat and Stan is?
*Ma: What? Why are you here if Pat and Stan doesn't belong in our world.
*Uncle Max: Get out of here stranger.
*Brutox: Shut up, i need to know the facts.
*Ma: If not, are you looking for Timon and Pumbaa?
*Brutox: Um.....yeah. Good buddies.
*Uncle Max: They're at the Hakuna Village right now if you want to check.
*Brutox: I will go and have a nice day. *leave the camp site*
*Ma: He's such a nice guy.
*Uncle Max: I thought Pumbaa was the only pig in this jungle.
(Back with Aunt Martha in Pat and Stan's world, she knocked on the door to Stephanie's house)
*Stephanie: *open the door* Oh hi Aunt Martha, didn't know you were here for Pat and Stan.
*Aunt Martha: Hi, i just want to let you know if Pat and Stan are in your house.
*Stephanie: No. They're in love with me. I think Stuart is my true love.
*Aunt Martha: Oh my, i knew you have paintings of him.
*Stephanie: Follow me. I put my drawings somewhere around the house with a bunch of Stuart in it.
(Back with Brutox in the Jungle Oasis, he headed to the Hakuna Village where Pat and Stan are in the table with Timon and Pumbaa)
*Brutox: Ah ha. I found them.
(With Timon's group on the table)
*Pat: Let me make this call quick.
*Timon: Make it quick. She's gonna freak out in a second.
*Stan: Come on Pat, you know her phone number right now.
*Pat: I'm trying. But i can't find her phone number.
*Pumbaa: You need glasses?
*Pat: No. I'm fine. Let me do it myself.
(With Brutox, he cover himself with a hood and see the campfire)
*Brutox: In the count of 3, you will blow yourself up. One, two, three. *snap his fingers*
(The campfire blow all the fire out, making the meerkats shock and looking at Brutox)
*Pat: Who is that guy?
*Brutox: Well, well, well. Does anyone know where Timon and Pumbaa are?
*Mody: There! There's Timon and Pumbaa.
*Timon: What?
*Stan: Don't talk to the stranger.
*Brutox: Come here meerkat and warthog.
*Timon: Let's go.
*Pumbaa: *gulp* I have a bad feeling about this. I'm not so well in crowds.
*Dacey: Go ahead, he needs you.
*Timon: Oh boy.
*Brutox: Hello there. Do you know where Pat and Stan is.
*Timon: Why did you ask that question in the first place if you met us just a second ago.
*Pumbaa: They're on the table.
*Timon: Pumbaa!
*Brutox: I found them.
*Pat: Oh no.
*Stan: The stranger caught us all.
*Pat: Bad luck. Bad timing to go to the jungle.
*Brutox: Oh, Pat and Stan, it been ages since we met.
*Pat: We never met you in your life, but how did you get to Timon's world?
*Stan: Oh no, i just recognize this guy, it's Brutox.
*Brutox: *reveal himself* Ah hoy, Pat and Stan, it's good to see you again.
*Pat: Brutox!
*Stan: It's you. I knew you are behind this.
*Brutox: Well, well, well. It been a while since you trapped me in that coffee jar.
*Pat: You alway break out free of all of Chi-Chi's inventions.
*Brutox: That's right. No one can beat me now.
*Timon: Another bully, already?!
*Mody: I think we need a fight.
*Dacey: Fight time!
*Everyone: Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
*Timon: Stan, get out of the way, they need to battle.
*Stan: Go Pat, stop him and take him back to our world.
*Pat: I will. This is what a real man alway do.
*Brutox: Come on Patty, show what you got.
*Mody: Round 1, right!
*Pat: *fight Brutox*
*Dacey: Is this wrestling? Why are they wrestling?
*Mody: Oh no, i didn't set the rules up.
(Pat push Brutox to the ground as Brutox get up and knock Pat over)
*Brutox: Boo ya.
*Pat: *roll over to Brutox to fight* Stop hitting me.
*Brutox: Act serious like a man!
*Pat: You're such a crybaby.
*Brutox: I found his world so i can find you in time.
*Pat: Alright, you're choked. *try to choke Brutox*
*Brutox: *power up as Pat move back from Brutox* Oh yeah.
*Pat: What was that?
*Stan: Did he just powered up? We never see his powers before.
*Timon: Oh boy.
*Pat: You're toxic?
*Brutox: Green my dear?
*Pat: You are just like a Green Lantern!
*Brutox: Ho ho. How so?
*Pat: *try punching Brutox* Why would you move?
*Brutox: I feel more powerful than last time. *punch Pat to the tree*
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Timon: *run to Pat* Pat!
*Pumbaa: *run to Pat* Are you okay?
*Pat: Yeah.....i....feel...so.
*Stan: Give him some water.
*Brutox: *walk to them* Alright, that's enough.
*Timon: Stand back Brutox.
*Brutox: Ooh, what is this place anyways?
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata. This place suppose to have no worries. You're bringing worries to this jungle. So leave or i'll get Riptail to eat you apart.
*Brutox: Heck no. The hippo is my lunch!
*Pumbaa: Watch this. *fart*
*Brutox: Ah! The toxic smell.
*Pat: *get up* Wow, thank you for saving my life Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: You're welcome.
*Mody: Hey, what is going on. Are we having a chit-chat or something.
*Dacey: Fight now!
*Meerkat #1: Yeah! Continue the fight!
*Meerkat #2: Stop standing!
*Pat: You monster! *roll on Brutox to fight*
*Timon: Pat, what are you doing?!
*Stan: We have to stop this now!
*Pat: *knock Brutox to the tree* Ha!
*Brutox: What are you doing amigo?
*Pat: I'm not your amigo. Do you have any last words?
*Brutox: No.
*Pat: Absolutely not. Stand here while your pushes take longer to feel your death.
(Back at Professor Chi-Chi's lab)
*Professor Chi-Chi: Come on Pat and Stan, get out of here now. Oh, i almost forgot that Brutox is there.
(The FBI came with their cars as the hippos came to locate the lab)
*FBI Soldier #1: Hands up Brutox! You're under arrest!
(Inside of the lab)
*Professor Chi-Chi: Oh no. They're here to blame on me. I must get them now. *turn on the cube portal and jump into the Jungle Oasis*
*FBI Soldier #2: *outside* Open the door now!
(Back at the Jungle Oasis, Pat is still fighting Brutox)
*Mody: Go Pat Go!
*Dacey: Stop the stranger.
*Pumbaa: Go for it buddy.
*Pat: Alright Brutox, you're finished.
*Brutox: Wait, i gotta go pee.
*Pat: Make it quick.
*Brutox: *power up and reveal his true form with a red and black suit and a black and yellow toxic symbol*
*Pat: What?
*Timon: He's a liar!
*Brutox: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. This is my true form.
*Stan: It's really him Brutox.
*Pat: We're all gonna die.
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Mody: Evacuate now! Don't let this pig roast you to meat.
*Everyone: *panic and run to safety*
*Pumbaa: I don't want to be bacon tonight.
*Stan: I don't want to be a hot dog.
*Timon: And i don't want to be roast beef.
*Pat: Stand back boys, i will stop him myself.
(The portal open with Professor Chi-Chi poping out)
*Professor Chi-Chi: Boys, leave now! Brutox is invading the jungle.
*Timon: Oh no, i need to tell Ma and Uncle Max about this.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Jump inside!
*Pumbaa: Oh boy, let's go! *jump in the portal*
*Stan: Right back at ya. *jump in the portal*
*Timon: Pat, good luck. I'm gonna miss you. *jump in the portal*
*Pat: I promise to survive.
*Brutox: *hold Pat* This isn't the end hippo. You're end belongs in here.
*Pat: Stop. Let me go.
*Brutox: Never. I want my revenge from you.
*Professor Chi-Chi: Stop! Everyone stop!
*Brutox: *hold Pat down* What?
*Professor Chi-Chi: Stop this instant. You're going to prison today no matter what.
*Brutox: I wanted to destroy your lab in the first place so i can rule the world.
*Professor Chi-Chi: I thought the president rule the world. But no, no one could ever rule the world.
(The selfish meerkat sneaked in)
*Selfish meerkat: What is this? Is that another dimension? *jump in the portal*
*Professor Chi-Chi: Who goes there?
*Pat: I don't know. It's a plot twist.
*Brutox: A plot hole! I get it.
*Pat: This is no movie or show. Stop acting like it's a cartoon show to you.
*Professor Chi-Chi: We're in a cartoon dimension you fool!
*Brutox: Fools, you should never stop me now. *jump in the portal*
*Pat: He's getting away! *jump in the portal*
*Professor Chi-Chi: Wait for me Pat! *jump in the portal*
TO BE CONTINUED
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