All of Magnum's Fathers

Magnum has claimed that many people have been his father. The only issues is that none will come home
== List of Magnum's Fathers ==
* Simpleflips
* Todd Howard
* Katsuhiro Harada
* Michael Murray
* Hideo Kojima
* Tetsuo Tsutsumi
* Masahiro Sakurai
* Kattkidd
* Imyourfather Tekken
* Shun Akiyama
* That_Revenant
* Eddy Gordo
* Futoshi Shimano
* Heihachi Mishima
* Goro Majima
* Joseph Seed
* Goldlewis Dickinson
* Christopher Eccleston
* Professor Odd
* Brotherman Bill
== Trivia ==
* Simpleflips is believed to be the most likely real father of Magnum
** However, Magnum has claimed that Todd Howard may have just as high as a chance
* Simpleflips was also the first person Magnum has called his father
* Magnum considers Hideo Kojima to be the closest father he has, however, referencing Kojima as his father just as much as he does Simpleflips.
** This may be a plausible theory, as both Magnum and Kojima are Japanese, love being sarcastic douches, and are extremely sexy.