Swimming instructor/Dialogue

==M01C_Swimming==
#	Dialog Topic 	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	Swimming_Instruction_First 	 	Time to prove you can swim... and not just because you want a badge, but because I don't feel like dragging your sorry behinds out of the water if you can't. 	
 	Swimming_Instruction_First 	 	The test is stupid simple: Put on a swimsuit, go to each buoy and get back here before time runs out. 	
 	Swimming_Instruction_First 	 	Swim to them in any order, I don't care. Just make sure you hit all of them. And again: don't forget your dumb little swimsuits. 	
 	Swimming_Instruction_First 	 	Also be "respectful" of any water-life you bum into, or whatever. No crying if you get bit by a snapping turtle. 	
 	Swimming_Instruction_First 	 	Oh yeah, and don't drown. Then I'd have to get wet, and that'd really tick me off. 	
 	Swimming_Instruction_First 	 	Okay, it's go-time: Ready... Set... Swim! 	
 	Swimming_Instruction_TryAgain 	 	Listen close this time: swim to each buoy and get back here in time. Go in whatever order you want, but make sure you get them all. And don't forget your swimsuit.	
 	Swimming_Instruction_TryAgain 	 	Remember: no drowning. Ready... Set... Swim! 	
 	Swimming_Instruction_TryAgain_Champion	 	You know the rules: hit each buoy in any order and come back here before time runs out. 	
 	Swimming_Instruction_TryAgain_Champion	 	Okay, you get it. Ready... Set... Swim! 	
 	Swimming_First 	 	Okay, twerps, listen up. 	
 	Swimming_TryAgain 	 	Ready to try again? Well, at least you're not a whining quitter, so bonus points for that. 	
 	Swimming_TryAgain 	 	Well, look who's back for another beating. Want to give the swimming test another shot, do you? 	
 	Swimming_TryAgain 	 	Another day, another dripping-wet failure crying for a retry at the swimming test. Okay, let's do this, then 	
 	Swimming_TryAgain_Champion 	 	Oh, look, an over-achiever back for another test. Whatever. 	
 	Swimming_TryAgain_Champion 	 	Back for more? Alright, that's fine. 	
 	Swimming_TryAgain_Champion 	 	You want to take the test again? Who are you trying to impress? Me, obviously, but that was rhetorical. Okay, then, go ahead. 	
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	Don't forget to, like, come up for air every now and then. 	Shouting instruction, doesn't really care
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	If you're drowning out there, speak up. 	Shouting instruction, doesn't really care
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	Keep kicking. The water, I mean. Don't kick other kids. 	Shouting instruction, doesn't really care
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	You're looking like a real champ out there. Probably. 	
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	I should have mentioned sunscreen. Hope you brought some. 	Shouting instruction, doesn't really care
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	Remember to always "respect wildlife wherever you find it," even if it wants to bite your arm off. 	Doesn't actually care about wildlife
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	You're doing great and stuff. 	Not paying attention
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	I hope you didn't eat recently. Cramps can be a killer. 	His only genuine line. He really doesn't like swimming cramps.
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	Hurry it up! Time is running out! 	
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	You're almost out of time, dorks! Swing those arms! 	
 	M01C_Midroute_Chirps 	 	Time's almost up! Don't make me swim out there and get you. 	
 	M01C_Swimming_Results 	 	Okay, you did it. Yeah, woohoo. Make sure you dry off before going back to your bunk. Now, get out of here. 	Not really excited at all, if anything relieved to be done.
 	M01C_Swimming_Failure 	 	Wow, that was impressively bad. Come back to the start if you want to try again. 	Amused by your terribleness
 	M01C_Swimming_Failure 	 	Turns out you're a loser. I never saw that coming! Come back here if you want to give it another shot. 	
 	M01C_Swimming_Failure 	 	Okay, times up, doofus! You failed, pack it up. Since you didn't drown, I'll let you try again. Come on back. 	
==Dialogue_M01C_Tadpole_Instructors==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Hey! This swimming test is for Pioneer Scouts only. If you're not a Scout, scram. 	
 	 	 	Hey, chump! This swimming test isn't for you. Pioneer Scouts only! 	
 	 	 	Beat it! Don't bother trying this swimming test unless you're a Pioneer Scout. 	
 	 	 	Obviously you need a swimsuit to take a swimming test. Come back when you get one.	
 	 	 	 	
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