Ike Broflovski

Ike Broflovski is a 5 year old pyromaniac who used a flamethrower to stop Eric Cartman from making fun of his brother's religion. He is very defensive and protects Kyle at all costs and, despite him being a Humpty Dumpty, Kyle loves him and cares a lot about him.
== Early Life ==
Ike was born on December 17, 1993 in Canada, but then got adopted by Sheila Broflovski in 2000. At 2 years old, he already found a way to crash the oven by putting Eric Cartman's burnt wiener in it to make it look like chimney dust poop wieners.
He then became to be a very defensive guy who protects Kyle and chases Eric down all the time with a flamethrower while throwing footballs at him.
He is also half paraguayan, with his name being Ike Bentiez, but his surname was changed to his adopted parents one.
== Crimes ==
* Sending Canada Geese to try and kill Reimu Hakurei
* Shitting in the Burger King soda dispenser
* Sitting on Donald Trump's wall
* Eating King Dedede's bag o' dem chips
* Not fighting for his friends
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