Davey and Goliath: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

NARRATOR: This Summer
Davey: Gee, Goliath, I'm tired of my life. Every day it's the same. I wake up, eat breakfast, go to school, eat lunch, go home, do homework, eat dinner, and go to bed. Nothing ever happens in this town. There needs to be something exciting.
Goliath: I don't know, Davey. This town seems pretty exciting for me. 
Davey: Easy for you to say.
NARRATOR: From Lutheran Film Associates and Warner Brothers
(Next scene. Davey, Goliath, and Sally are in the library. Red mist starts coming out from one of the aisles)
Sally: Hey, Davey, that's strange. 
Davey: Yeah, let's go check it out.
Goliath: I don't think that's a good idea, Davey. It looks dangerous.
Sally: Yeah, it's not a good idea. It looks scary!
Davey: You are both such scaredy-cats! I'm going. Hmmm. "Satanic Bible." 
Sally: I don't think that's the bible Pastor Miller wants us to read.
Davey: I don't care. It looks a lot more exciting. 
NARRATOR: Things are about to get demonic. 
(Cut to the church cemetery at night. Davey and Goliath are in front of a gravestone.)
Davey: Golly, a spell to summon demons. Must be some kind of magic trick. (Reading from book) "O, all creatures of the dark, rise up from the bowels of Hell-"
Goliath: (scared) I-I don't know, Davey. Th-those words don't sound very L-Lutheran.
Davey. Oh, well. At least they're not Presbyterian!
Goliath: P-P-P-Presbyterian?
(A large crack opens up in the ground. A hoard of demons fly out. Pastor Miller runs out of the Church:
Pastor Miller: Davey, what have you done! Don't tell me you found the Satanic Bible! 
Davey: Um, um, I did, Pastor. 
Pastor Miller: Now look what's happening! The whole world will be infested with demons! The world will be fused with Hell!
Davey: Is there anything I can do to stop it? Wash communion glasses, maybe?
Pastor Miller: Well, there is one thing, but it's a challenge. You have to find the manger Jesus was born in, the fishing net He and His disciples used, and the cross He was crucified on, and put them by this crack, and then the demons will return to Hell. But you only have one month!
Davey: Golly, that's a lot.
Pastor Miller: It is. Are you up for the quest?
Davey: I guess so. 
Pastor Miller: Then go! You have no time to loose!
NARRATOR: Davey and Goliath: The Movie. In Theaters June 19. Rated PG.
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