All About Evil/Trailer transcripts

==Teaser==
==Trailer==
NOTE: This was made for Severin Films' 2022 Blu-ray release.
We fade in on an exterior shot of the Victoria Theatre.
:Deborah Tennis (Natasha Lyonne): Daddy loved this movie theater. He believed in this place, and in me. (As she says this, it cuts out and we fade in on Deborah.)
:Mrs. Tennis: (As we cut to the opening flashback) Your father wanted you to be an actress. (Back to the present day)
:Deborah: This theater can work; I'll see to it personally. Yeah, it's like Daddy always said: (Shots of Vera and Mr. Twigs) The show must go on. (And back to Deborah) FUCK YOU, MOTHER!
She stabs her mom in the neck with a pen, and she keels over dead. We cut to a satisfied Deborah, soaked in blood, and then to a curtain, which pulls back to reveal "SEVERIN FILMS PRESENTS A PEACHES CHRIST PRODUCTION."
:Audience Member: Start the movie!
The audience starts chanting "Start the movie!" while Deborah goes to the projection booth and starts fumbling around. She hits play, and...
:Deborah: (In-film) FUCK YOU, MOTHER!
The film plays on, and the audience, Deborah, and Mr. Twigs all look at it stunned. The audience claps, and Deborah smiles. We then pan across a film projector, with "A FILM BY JOSHUA GRANNELL" next to it, followed by more film clips.
:Deborah: I am not a concessionaire. (Cut to her preparing to film another short) I'm an actress. I am a filmmaker. (Cut to...)
:Steven (Thomas Dekker): In all of history, in all the annals of horror, there's never been a great female horror filmmaker. (As he says this, we cut to Deborah addressing her audience) Don't you see how important that is? (Back to Deborah)
:Deborah: Action! (One of the twins claps a clapboard reading "THE SCARLET LEPER," and Deborah suddenly bursts into the stall. Christy, one of the moviegoers that night, looks up from her cell phone.) I AM THE SCARLET LEPER, AND YOU CALLED ME A WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE?! (As she says this, she raises up a knife)
:Christy: No, no, I never said you were a whore, I said you were... (A wide-eyed Deborah just raises her knife further...) UGLY! (...and stabs Christy to death. We cut to a shot of Veda.)
:Veda: She's murdering her actors. (This is then followed by footage from the making of A Tale of Two Severed Titties, and it cuts to a blood-stained film projector with "AN ALL NEW SPECIAL EDITION BLU-RAY" over it. After this, it cuts to more film clips.)
:Peter Gorge: ...by grinding out weekly gore films that she writes, directs, and stars in...
Back to A Tale of Two Severed Titties, Deborah drops the guillotine blade.
:Peter: ...satisfying a rather large number of fans' unquenchable thirst for violence. (Veronica falls down, the audience cheers, and we get clips from the filming of The Maiming of the Shrew.) Deborah Tennis' films are shocking...
:Deborah: (As she's stitching Evelyn's mouth shut) We're getting this in close-up, right?
:Peter: (Over clips of both the audience cheering it on and the short being filmed) ...and fans say they're as real as it gets.
It cuts to black after Deborah raises her knife, and we fade in on Steven outside the Victoria.
:Steven: Is that somebody screaming?
:Mr. Twigs: Uh, we're making a new film.
A montage begins, set to the film's theme song "Star Quality," beginning with a shot of Deborah at the diner with "NATASHA LYONNE" next to her.
:Deborah: (At the world premiere of Gore and Peace) The cameras are rolling! The lights are struck!
As the following line is said, we get close-ups of Steven, Mr. Twigs, Evelyn, Adrian, Steven's mom, and Peaches Christ.
:Mr. Twigs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fantastically frightful Friday night at the Victoria Theatre. Without further ado...
:Peaches Christ: And do you know where the, uh...ladies' room is?
:Mr. Twigs: Miss Deborah Tennis! (She walks on-stage, followed by clips of the film's climax)
:Deborah: ENJOY THE SHOW!
We cut to the film's logo and a curtain drawing back. It fades out, and "AVAILABLE JUNE 10TH AT WWW.SEVERIN-FILMS.COM" cuts in and out, ending the trailer.
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