Trolls Band Together/Transcript

The following is a transcript for Trolls Band Together.
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ANNOUNCER: One minute to showtime.
[crowd cheering] BroZone, BroZone, BroZone.
BroZone! BroZone, yeah!
[audience member 1] We love you, BroZone!
JOHN DORY: All right, guys. We’re gonna open with “Girl, Baby, Baby” and close with “Baby, Baby, Girl.”
Wait, no. That doesn’t sound right. Ooh!
I got it. Open with “Baby, Baby, Girl,” close with “Baby, Baby, Girl, Woman.”
Yes! [laughing]
We are gonna make boy band history tonight.
SPRUCE: [groaning] 510. 511. 512.
JOHN DORY: Love it, Brother.
I wanna see a hundred more of those by showtime, Spruce.
Those abs need to be poppin’, baby.
SPRUCE: Oh! Come on.
[twinkling]
JOHN DORY: God, I wanna boil an egg on those abs.
CLAY: John Dory, do I really have to keep wearing these things?
JOHN DORY: es, you do, Clay. They’re funderdrawers.
It’s underwear, but 76% more fun.
Let’s see those dance moves, Brother.
CLAY: Fine.
Rusty Robot, into Wiggle Worm, end on Caliente Puppet. Yeah.
FLOYD: Bro, you look stressed. Breathe.
JOHN DORY: Well, of course I’m stressed, Floyd.
It’s the first show of the tour.
We have to hit the perfect family harmony.
We promised the fans.
FLOUD: Okay, calm down.
You’re making Baby Branch nervous.
[crowd chanting] BroZone! BroZone!
JOHN DORY: What? Nervous?
No, no, no.
He’s not allowed to be nervous.
He’s gotta be perfect.
FLOYD: Cut him some slack, John Dory. It’s his first show.
SPRUCE: [grunting] Come on, abs.
FLOYD: Hey, Branch. How you feeling?
BABY BRANCH: AI feel like I’m gonna barf and pass out and 
FLOYD: Pee your pants all at once?
BABY BRANCH: How’d you know?
FLOYD: Ah, you got the preshow jitters.
Completely normal.
Everyone gets ’em. You wanna know what I do when I get ’em?
BABY BRANCH: Barf, pass out and pee your pants?
FLOYD: [chuckles] I remember that I’m with my brothers, and that when we come together, there is nothing that we can’t do.
BABY BRANCH: But no one’s ever hit the perfect family harmony before.
Is it true it can shatter diamonds?
FLOYD: Yeah. It’s that powerful.
JOHN DORY: All right, boys, just remember, no matter what you do, follow my lead.
FLOYD: Or maybe, let’s just go out there and have fun together.
It’s just so much pressure. [gulps]
ANNOUNCER: Ten seconds!
SPRUCE: RAAnd what happens if we can’t hit it?
JOHN DORY: Oh, that’s not an option.
If we can’t hit the perfect family harmony, we aren’t perfect.
And if we aren’t perfect, we’re nothing.
Just follow my lead, and the harmony will happen.
[music playing]
Let’s bro!
ANNOUCRER: Ladies and gentlemen, here they are.
The heartthrob.
The fun boy.
The sensitive one.
The leader.
And the baby.
Give it up for BroZone!
BROZONE:
♪ Well, there she goes ♪
SPRUCE:
♪ On the floor, let’s do this No more talkin’ ♪
[screaming]
BROZONE:
♪ Did anybody notice ♪
FLOYD:
♪ The energy just shifted When we dropped in ♪
♪ Ooh, let it drop in, hmm ♪
CLAY:
♪ I don’t flex, but I might ♪
♪ Groove about To take flight ♪
♪ Take flight ♪
JOHN DORY:
♪ ‘Cause the night is young And the music’s on ♪
♪ And we got love on sight ♪
BABY BRANCH:
♪ The sky was the limit ♪
♪ Now the stars Where we livin’ ♪
♪ It’s the vibe When we’re in it ♪
♪ It’ll blow your mind ♪
[screaming] Bitty B!
BROZONE:
♪ It’s so perfect, Perfect, perfect ♪
♪ A hundred percent ♪
♪ Put us together… ♪
JOHN DORY: Okay, great. It’s working.
Yes. Come on, guys.
♪ …perfect, perfect Harmony so cold ♪
CLAY: What’s he doing? This isn’t my choreo.
♪ You’ll never ever Wanna let it ♪
♪ Go ♪
♪ Go ♪
♪ Go ♪
♪ Go ♪
♪ Go ♪
[grunting]
[screaming]
Whoa!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Bro!
[shouts]
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by.
Uh, we’re experiencing, uh, some stuff.
[beeping]
JOHN DORY: Hey. At least we didn’t fall.
[grunting]
[crowd gasping]
JOHN DORY: We fell.
[curtain rattling]
JOHN DORY: See what happens when you don’t follow my lead?
SPRUCE: Dude, that is exactly what happens
when we follow your lead.
JOHN DORY: Oh, so it’s my fault.
Is that what you’re saying?
I know we can reach the perfect family harmony.
SPRUCE: What if we don’t want to?
CLAY: Yeah, dude. This used to be fun.
Now it’s all about being perfect.
SPRUCE: You know what? I’m done playing the heartthrob.
My exquisitely chiselled, rockhard abs and I quit.
CLAY: I quit too, and you can keep these.
I’m more than just the fun one.
I’m in a sad book club. Did you know that?
A sad book club.
I’m gonna find trolls who take me seriously.
JOHN DORY: Fine. I don’t need this.
I’m out. I’m done. I’m sorry.
I’m gonna go hike the Neverglade Trail by myself.
Brolone. [grunting]
Yeah, that’s right. Brobro going solo.
YOLO.
Goodbye forever.
[screaming, grunting]
[thudding]
SPRUCE: Fine. I’m out of here.
JOHN DORY: Later, losers.
CLAY: Same here.
FLOYD: Guys, please. Come on.
BABY BRANCH: [Sighing] It’s my fault. I ruined everything.
FLOYD: No, no. Branch, this is not your fault.
[sighing] We’re not in sync.
We’ve gone from boys to men,
and now there’s only one direction for us to go:
the backstreets.
BABY BRANCH: But not you, Floyd?
You’re not leaving too?
FLOYD: Not forever. I’ll be back. I promise.
But right now, I
I have to follow my heart.
It’s telling me that it’s time to start a solo career.
BABY BRANCH: But what am I gonna do?
FLOYD: Branch, you are gonna do the most important thing of all.
You’re gonna…
take care of Grandma.
GRANDMA: Oh, come on, Branch. Let’s play some rummy.
But I won’t let you win,
because I play for the money.
FLOYD: You might have to let her win.
Occasionally.
When you miss me,
you can wear this.
It’ll be like I’m right here with you.
BABY BRANCH: And when you come back,
we’ll make our hideout.
FLOYD: Definitely.
Wow! Is that a tenstory water slide?
BABY BRANCH: Yeah. That’s how we shower. [giggling]
FLOYD: Well, we better keep this in a safe place.
[sighing]
I’ll see you soon, Baby Branch.
BABY BRANCH: Bye. See you later.
BROZONE:
♪ …about to take flight ‘Cause the night is young ♪
♪ And the music’s on And we got love on sight ♪
♪ Sky was the limit ♪
♪ Now the stars Where we livin’ ♪
♪ It’s the vibe When we’re in it ♪
♪ It’ll blow your mind ♪
♪ It’s so perfect, Perfect, perfect ♪
♪ A hundred percent ♪
POPPY: [clears throat] Branch.
BRANCH: What? Oh. Hey.
[record scratching]
POPPY: Are you all right?
You’re smiling and crying at the same time.
It kinda looks like it’s hurting your face.
BRANCH: It does hurt my face.
I guess I’m just missing my, um… [clears throat] …grandma.
I was just listening to some of her old records.
POPPY: BroZone? [gasping]
No way. I love BroZone.
BRANCH: Really? I mean, really?
POPPY: I didn’t know you liked them too.
BRANCH: I don’t.
I’m actually hatelistening. It’s a new thing.
My grandma had very questionable taste.
I mean, just look at how she decorated this place.
I’m sorry,
but there are some things that shouldn’t be macraméd.
Am I right?
POPPY: Um, kinda seems
like there’s something you’re not telling me.
BRANCH: What? Pfft. Be silly. No.
POPPY: Hey.
I need you to be real with me.
It seems like more than a macramé issue. [chuckles]
If you’re having feelings,
you can talk about them with me.
BRANCH: Okay. [sighs]
You’re right.
Oh, hey. Look at the time.
We’re gonna be late to the royal wedding.
Let’s go get married.
POPPY: Branch!
BRANCH: What? I mean, let’s get Bridget and Gristle married.
POPPY: YYeah… [chuckles] Oh.
‘Cause it would be weird if we got married. [chuckles]
BRANCH: Yeah. So weird. Duh.
POPPY: Wow. The weirdest. Ha.
It’s, like, weird that we’re still talking
about how weird it was.
It’s, like, 15 seconds later.
BRANCH: Yeah.
Blech.
POPPY: Blech.
Duh.
[squeaks]
[music playing]
BRANCH AND POPPY: ♪ Hey ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Keep it coming, love Keep it coming, love ♪
♪ Don’t stop it now Don’t stop it, no ♪
♪ Don’t stop it now, Don’t stop ♪
♪ Keep it coming, love ♪
[trolls] ♪ We are family ♪
BRANCH AND POPPY: ♪ Don’t stop it now Don’t stop it, no ♪
♪ Got my brothers And my sisters with me ♪
BRANCH: ♪ Everyone can see We’re together ♪
♪ As we walk on by ♪
POPPY: ♪ And we fly just like Birds of a feather ♪
♪ I won’t tell no lie ♪
[trolls] ♪ We are family ♪
BRANCH: ♪ All of the people About us they say ♪
BRANCH AND POPPY: ♪ Can they be that close? ♪
[trolls] ♪ We are family ♪
BRANCH: ♪Just let me state For the record ♪
BRANCH AND POPPY: ♪ We’re giving love In a family dose ♪
PRINCE D: ♪ Push it real good ♪
Oh, boy. That was a crazy bachelor party. [grunting]
Cloud Guy don’t feel so good.
♪ Brush it ♪
♪ Brush it ♪
♪ Wax it ♪
♪ Wax it ♪
♪ Shave it ♪
♪ Shave it ♪
♪ Push it real good ♪
PRINCE D: Yo, looking sick, King G.
CLOUD GUY: You could say that again.
BRIDGET: ♪ I do my hair toss Check my nails ♪
POPPY: ♪ Baby, how you feelin’? ♪
BRIDGET: ♪ Feelin’ good as ♪
♪ I do my hair toss Check my nails ♪
POPPY: ♪ Baby, how you feelin’? ♪
BRIDGET: ♪ Feelin’ good as… ♪
♪ Hello ♪
♪ It’s me he’s looking for ♪
POPPY: Yeah, it is!
BRIDGET: ♪ I can see it in his eyes ♪
POPPY: Now let’s get this dress right.
POPPY: Uh, no.
Uhuh. No, next.
[gasping] Satin, Chenille.
SATIN: Fashion…
CHENILLE: …emergency.
GUY DIMOND: Look at you, Tiny Diamond.
You make the cutest little flower boy.
TINY DIAMOND: [scoffs] Come on, Daddy. I’m not a baby anymore.
I’m the cutest little flower man.
GUY DIAMOND: But, Tiny, you’re only a month old.
[imitating fanfare]
♪ Everybody treats me Like I’m just a little baby ♪
♪ But I’m walking And I’m talking on the daily ♪
♪ I’m rolling dice ♪
♪ Drinking coffee Getting wild ♪
♪ Daddy, I’m a man now Not a little child ♪
POPPY: Come on, guys. It’s time.
TINY DIAMOND: Ooh! Balloons!
EVERYONE: ♪ We are family Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I got all my sisters With me ♪
♪ We are family ♪
♪ Get up everybody and sing ♪
PRINCE D: ♪ Get up, get up, get up ♪
EVERYONE: ♪ We are family ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ I got all my sisters With me ♪
♪ Feeling good as hell ♪
♪ We are family ♪
♪ Get up everybody and sing ♪
♪ Sing it to me Sing it to me ♪
♪ Sing it to me ♪
[gasping] Oh.
POPPY: Bridget.
BRIDGET: [gasps] Poppy!
POPPY: You look so beautiful.
BRIDGET: Thank you so much for being my maid of honor.
I couldn’t have done this without you.
POPPY: Oh, of course, Bridget.
I love you like a sister. Probably.
I don’t have a sister, so I wouldn’t know. Which is fine.
It’s something I’m coming to terms with. Slowly.
BRIDGET: Uh, Poppy?
Can we maybe unpack the sister thing after the vows?
POPPU: Aah! Yeah. No. Of course.
You go get him, girl.
Before I do.
CROW:D Oh.
[gasping, whimpering]
KING GRISTLE: Like a beautiful angel sent from heaven.
[sniffles]
[harmonizing]
[harmonizing stops]
[grunting]
[harmonizing continues]
AUNT SMEAD: Hey, Bridget, you still have time to run for it.
[chuckling]
KING GRISTLE: Very funny, Aunt Smead.
I’m so glad you could make it.
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
to celebrate the sweet, sweet love of Bridget
hey, girl
and Mr. YummyTummy himself, King Gristle.
Now, falling in love is easy.
We’ve all done it. [chuckles]
I’ve done it a hundred times.
Thousands, even,
if you count that semester I spent abroad.
JOHN DORY: Stop the wedding!
[crowd gasping]
KING GRISTLE: Uh, Bridget, do you know this guy?
BRIDGET: I can’t remember all my suitors, Grissy.
[grunting, screaming]
[groans]
JOHN DORY: Sorry, is this bad timing?
BRANCH: [gasping]
JOHN DORY: I’m just trying to find a troll named
[screams] Baby Branch!
BRANCH: Uh, you’re making a mistake,
strangerthatlooks similartome.
There’s no Branch here.
JOHN DORY: Look at you. You got so big.
You’re not a branch anymore. You’re more like a trunk.
Junk in the trunk.
BRANCH: Ow!
[crowd gasping]
JOHN DORY: I bet you I can still pick you up. Come on. [grunting]
Ooh, you got heavy.
BRANCH: Aah!
JOHN DORY: [yelps] There goes my back.
Oh! Charley horse. Oh, God. Two charley horses.
POPPY: Hey. Stop right there. You put my boyfriend down.
Tell us who you are and what you want.
BRANCH: [grunting] Ow.
JOHN DORY: Hey. [chuckles] What up?
[sighing] You’re right. Totally rude of me.
Didn’t introduce myself.
[grunting] I’m Branch’s brother.
[crowd gasping]
POPPY: What?
TINY DIAMOND: Ooh, drama! Corn me, Dinkles.
[squeaks]
BRANCH: Correction.
Used to be my brother. Not anymore.
POPPY: Hey, um, remember earlier
when I said you should open up to me and be real?
BRANCH: Well
POPPY: You could’ve started by telling me
you had a secret brother!
BRANCH: Former brother.
POPPY: That’s not how DNA works!
Dad, did you know about this?
KING PEPPY: Huh? What would I know about secret family members?
[chuckles]
POPPY: Oh, my gosh. I was being so rude.
I’ve never met anyone from Branch’s family before.
I’m Poppy, Branch’s girlfriend.
Should we hug, fistbump, smile and wave for now
and see where the night takes us?
JOHN DORY: All of the above. [chuckles]
POPPY: Wait, I know you.
You’re the guy from BroZone!
We were just listening to them.
COOPER: Yeah, BroZone!
POPPY: Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Don’t tell me, um…
Okay, well, you’re not the heartthrob.
JOHN DORY: Well, that’s your opinion. I
POPPY: The fun one? No, you’re kind of uptight.
JOHN DORY: Uptight?
POPPY: Hmm. Not the sensitive one either.
JOHN DORY: Okay, a lot of assumptions
for someone you just met 30 seconds ago
POPPY: Oh, oh! I’ve got it. You’re John Dory.
JOHN DORY: The leader.
POPPY: The old one!
JOHN DORY: [sighs]
KING GRISTLE: Uh, sorry to interrupt, but we lose the venue at 11:00, so
BRDGET: Shh I’m trying to listen. Very hot gossip.
POPPY: So, if if you’re Branch’s bro, then that means
that all the other BroZone bros
are Branch’s bros too.
[gasping] Branch, how come you never told me?
BRANCH: Because it’s complicated.
POPPY: Oh, sweetie.
‘Cause you weren’t in the band.
JOHN DORY: Branch was in the band all right.
POPPY: What? No way. Which one was he?
JOHN DORY: Bitty B.
POPPY: Bitty B?
No, that’s impossible.
Bitty B had glasses.
JOHN DORY: Oh, and a diaper.
BRANCH: [harmonizing] And a falsetto made of gold.
Not that anyone cared.
But that’s all in the past.
Because they stopped being my brothers
the day they walked out on me and never came back.
JOHN DORY: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That’s not fair, Branch.
I did come back, but no one was there.
It wasn’t until I heard about you saving the world
from the rock apocalypse
that I realized you were even still alive.
BRANCH: Oh, that’s That’s so sweet.
He realized I was still alive.
Twenty years too late!
POPPY: Hi. Sorry. He gets hangry if he skips breakfast.
BRANCH: I had breakfast.
It was avocado toast with two poached eggs,
some cayenne for a little kick.
And you know what? It was delightful.
POPPY: Branch, what’s going on with you?
BRANCH: The question we should be asking is,
what’s going on with him?
I bet you he’s only here because he needs something.
POPPY: That’s not true. He’s your brother.
JOHN DORY: Branch, I’m gonna be straight with you. I need something.
BRANCH: And there it is.
POPPY: Come on, man. I’m trying here.
JOHN DORY: Wait Wait. Hold up, Branch.
It’s about Floyd.
BRANCH: What do you mean?
JOHN DORY: He’s in danger, man.
I hadn’t heard from him since the band broke up.
[babbling, spits]
Until…
[thuds]
I got a letter from him.
FLOYD: “Dear John Dory,
I’m being held against my will
by superstars Velvet and Veneer.
Come to Mount Rageous at once and bring our brothers.
Love, Floyd.”
JOHN DORY: I didn’t know where any of you were,
so I went to Mount Rageous alone.
[music playing]
I found where this Velvet and Veneer
were performing that night.
VELVET AND VANEER E♪ Sweet dreams Are made of this ♪
♪ Who am I to disagree? ♪
♪ I traveled the world And the seven seas ♪
♪ Everybody’s looking For something ♪
♪ Hold your head up ♪
♪ Movin’ on ♪
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ Movin’ on ♪
♪ Hold your head up ♪
♪ Movin’ on ♪
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ Movin’ on ♪
♪ Traveled the world And the seven seas ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[crowd cheering]
JOHN DORY: And there was Floyd.
[groans]
JOHN DORY: Yo, Floyd!
FLOYD: John Dory? I can’t believe it.
I never thought I’d see any of my brothers again.
JOHN DORY: I’m gonna get you out of here, bro.
FLOYD: No, you’ve gotta get out of here. You don’t understand.
Velvet and Veneer are giant,
popobsessed succubi with no talent,
and they’ve been stealing mine.
And they’ll be back any minute for more.
JOHN DORY: What? That’s even worse than lip singing.
Not my brother. Not today.
[grunting]
FLOYD: John. John. Stop.
The bottle is made of diamond.
And there’s only one thing
that’s powerful enough to shatter diamond.
JOHN DORY:Right. A diamondshattering diamond hammer.
Where can we get one of those?
FLOYD: No, John.
It’s the perfect family harmony.
[gasping] Of course.
JOHN DORY: The perfect family harmony.
[Velvet] Our voices sound like garbage.
We are dying out there. [groans]
What we need is more troll.
FLOYD: Run, John Dory. Save yourself.
JOHN DORY: [grunting] Don’t worry, Floyd. I’ll be back with the bros.
You have my word.
BRANCH: Floyd.
POPPY: So, you came here to get the band back together
and sing the perfect family harmony.
JOHN DORY: Yeah.
BRANCH: Oh, yeah.
So we can attempt to sing something
we’ve only tried once
and failed so miserably at that we broke up
and never talked to each other again.
POPPY: We are so in.
BRANCH: What? Uh…
Could you give us a second?
KING GRISTLE: Huh?
BRANCH: Okay, what are you doing?
POPPY: This is your second chance with your brothers, Branch.
BRANCH: [sighs] It’s not that easy, okay?
You don’t get it. You don’t have any siblings.
POPPY: That’s my point.
Branch, you are so lucky to have a brother to fight for.
I mean, if I had a sister… [gasps]
…it would be so perfect.
We’d be best friends and we’d teach each other things.
We’d never fight, we’d have each other’s backs.
We wouldn’t talk ’cause we’d think the same thoughts.
Everyone would ask us if we’re twins,
and we’d be like, “Well, not technically”
BRANCH: Poppy.
POPPY: But…
if she were ever in trouble,
I would do everything I could to help her.
I would show up.
BRANCH: [sighs] Okay, listen.
If there was a brother that I might do this for,
and I’m not saying there is,
it would be Floyd.
POPPY: I’m not hearing “no.”
JOHN DORY: Yes! Works for me.
Yeah!
POPPY: BroZone 2.0.
BroZone reunion. BroZone, here we bro again.
BroZone, where’d they bro?
I don’t know. We’re gonna find them.
[ground rumbling]
Whoa!
[gasps]
JOHN DORY: Hey, looks like our ride’s here.
[groaning]
Here she is!
[panting]
KING GRISTLE: Ooh. That’s coming out of the deposit.
JOHN DORY: Meet Rhonda, y’all.
Ain’t she a beaut?
[trumpets]
[pants]
BRANCH: She’s, uh, really something.
POPPY: Um, I guess she likes me?
JOHN DORY: Yeah, she does.
Or she’s marking you as prey.
Can never quite tell with Rhonda.
[chuckles]
[Poppy titters]
KING GRISTLE: Uh, guys? If you don’t mind,
I really cannot wait another minute
to marry this gorgeous specimen.
[kisses]
[clears throat]
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
[yells]
[both kissing]
[all cheering]
[kissing]
[King Gristle moans]
JOHN DORY: Okay, all aboard who’s going aboard.
POPPY: Bye, everybody. We’re getting the band back together.
COOPER: Bye, Poppy.
SATIAN AND CHENILLE: Bye, Poppy.
Have fun, you crazy kids.
POPPY: Have an awesome honeymoon.
BRIDGET: Thanks, Poppy.
POPPY: I love you guys.
Peace out, Poppy.
See you later, Poppy.
[groaning]
Beepbeep.
Today on a very special episode
of The Bop on Top,
we’re talking about overnight superstars, Velvet and Veneer!
♪ Never gets old ♪
♪ No matter how much I’m told I’m amazing ♪
♪ You’re amazing ♪
♪ You gotta work hard To make it look easy ♪
♪ You gotta live fast To keep making that money ♪
♪ If you want to be As famous as me ♪
♪ You gotta work, Gotta work, gotta work ♪
♪ Watch me work ♪
VELVET: So, what do you wanna know?
I’m an open book.
VENEEAR: Wideopen.
We’re gaping novels.
Okay, well, who are some of your biggest influences?
VENEEAR: Honestly, Vel’s always been my inspiration.
My biggest inspiration?
VELVET: Mmm. I’d have to go with also me.
One thing’s for sure, after two months on the scene,
the superstar duo will receive the prestigious Lifer Award.
That’s celebrating a lifetime of achievements.
Be sure to catch their performance
this weekend at the Rage Dome.
Last question.
How do you guys stay the biggest superstars
Mount Rageous has ever known?
What’s your secret?
VENEEAR: Secret?
[chuckles] We don’t have a secret.
[breathes rapidly] Who said we have a secret?
VELVET: What my calm, casualsounding brother means
is it’s simple, really.
It just takes lots of hard work
and loads of natural talent.
[vocalizing offkey]
[both groan]
VELVET: If we’re gonna make it through the Rage Dome show,
we’re gonna need more troll.
Crimp, what are you doing?
Why are you always hovering?
CRIMP: Uh, I’m standing.
VELVET: Well, be a good, little assistant
and go stand in the corner.
Oh, yes.
Um, oh, dear. I think this is kind of a ccorner.
VELVET: Okay, I cannot with her.
It’s really too much.
Whoo.
Well, time for a spritz.
No, please!
I barely have any talent left to give.
I mean, maybe like a desperate Christmas album
or a oneoff national anthem performance,
but that is it!
Oh, really? You don’t wanna?
Okay, that’s fine.
We’ll just kiss our careers goodbye
and focus our efforts on charity.
[chuckles] Good one.
[groans]
[vocalizes]
[sighs] That’s more like it.
We’re so close to having everything we always knew
we believed we deserved to have!
Veneer, what’s with your vibe and your face?
Why do you have resting moodyvibe face?
No, I know we’ve deserved to be famous
just ’cause we want to.
But honestly, that dude looks rough.
He’s fine.
And he’s getting pale.
And not in like a stunning, Victorian way.
[gasps] Don’t you see what you’re doing?
You’re literally sucking the life out of me.
[groans] That’s what I tell Crimp every day.
[sobs]
What are we gonna do?
We obviously can’t rely on this troll
to get us through this dress rehearsal.
Let alone the Rage Dome show.
It’s all going to change as soon as we have BroZone.
BroZone?
Yep!
I forged a letter begging for them to come and save you.
[sighing] I love me.
FLOYD: No! You leave my brothers alone.
Ugh. I’m exhausted by this drama.
Hey, do you wanna go buy a yacht?
Oh, good idea.
Let’s buy matching yachts.
FLOYD: [sighs]
♪ This is for All the lonely people ♪
♪ Thinking that life Has passed us by ♪
♪ We won’t give up until We drink from the silver cup ♪
♪ And ride that highway In the sky ♪
Your ukulele skills are improving.
CRIMP: Thank you.
BRANCH: Operation Family Harmony is on and popping!
What?
POPPY: What?Oh, nothing!
I just If I didn’t know any better, I’d
I’d almost say you were excited.
BRANCH: It has nothing to do with my brothers.
[Tiny Diamond through radio] All right. All right.
Tiny, Branch, Poppy, this random dude…
JOHN DORY: What?
TINY DIAMOND: …on another musical adventure
filled with heart, hilarity and happiness.
POPPY: Tiny! What are you doing here?
TINY DIAMOND: Well, Aunt Poppy, for your information,
I am no longer a baby.
I am a big boy now.
And I’m on a mansized rite of passage
to learn lessons of life, courage and maybe love.
Aw.
JOHN DORY: Should we be letting a baby drive?
TINY DIAMOND: Not to worry, fellow grownup.
I have procured my learner’s permit.
POPPY: Who is Adulty McManface?
TINY DIAMOND: The better question is, are you a narc?
POPPY: What? No. No. [stammers]
Why? Are you?
JOHN DORY: Enough chitchat, Adulty McManface. Step on it!
[groans]
BRANCH: Okay, guys, where was I?
We gotta find our brothers and fast.
But don’t worry.
Old Branch’s got it handled.
All we have to do is follow the clues.
POPPY: Wow. Check out your old outfits.
Puffy jackets.
Puka shell necklaces. Denim tuxedos?
Branch, did you have frosted tips?
BRANCH: Yeah. It was an era.
JOHN DORY: Don’t forget his perm.
POPPY: No way! Pictures or it didn’t happen.
[screams] Look at you! You were so cute. I love it.
[sobs, moans]
JOHN DORY: But we had to pull the plug
when he tried to frost his perm.
BRANCH: It was an era!
JOHN DORY: Tragic.
BRANCH: While you two are strolling down memory lane,
I’ll work on finding Spruce.
POPPY: I’m gonna need copies of that pic.
[whispering] Wallet size.
JOHN DORY: Listen, baby brother,
we don’t need your little board to find Spruce…
It’s not little.
…because I got this!
Ha! Booyah.
BRANCH: A postcard that says, “Wish you were here”?
That’s it? It’s not even signed.
JOHN DORY: It’s definitely Spruce.
I mean, he’s the only one I know who talks that way.
BRANCH: There’s no return address. It’s blank.
This could be from anywhere.
We can’t find Spruce with this.
POPPY: Yeah, we can!
All we have to do is find this sunset.
Liking that optimism, Poppy seed.
JOHN DORY: Branch, one word. Keeper!
BRANCH: [groans]
TINY DIAMOND: Hey, man. I know about being treated like a baby.
But while it’s just the two of us,
you want some of this?
BRANCH: Nah.
Thanks, man. II can’t get back on that train.
TINY DIAMOND: Suit yourself.
BRANCH: I mean, hey, look at this.
We’re never gonna find Spruce with this.
I bet this sunset doesn’t even exist.
[Tiny Diamond] Oh, hot dog!
BRANCH: Oh, man.
Of course.
Hey, guys! You’re gonna want to see this.
POPPY: I knew we’d find it.
[laughs]
Spruce must be on that island.
Whoa, easy there, goggles.
All right, y’all. Let’s mobilize!
Yeah, pedal to the metal, JD.
BRANCH: What are you doing?
JOHN DORY: Worry not, friends.
Rhonda here’s completely waterproof.
[Rhonda groans]
[all scream]
[screaming continues]
[splashes]
BRIDGET: Oh, Grissy,
this is the most romantic honeymoon I’ve ever been on.
Ever.
KING GRISTLE: Whoo! It is a night of surprises!
[engine revs]
[King Gristle exclaims]
To the water park! Whoohoo!
[groaning]
[Branch coughing, panting]
BRANCH: Good old Rhonda.
Completely waterproof, huh?
[Rhonda groans]
POPPY: So, John Dory,
who wrote that song “Girl, I Love Your Love, Girl”?
JOHN DORY: I did.
POPPY: Cool.
Who wrote, “Girl, You Break My Heart, Girl”?
JOHN DORY: I did.
POPPY: So cool.
Who wrote, “Girl, I Love Your Love, Girl,
You Break My Heart, Girl, I Still Love You,
But I Seriously Think We Should Have A Talk
About Our Relationship, Girl”?
JOHN DORY: That was Branch.
POPPY: Shut up!
That was my favorite BroZone song, like, ever.
JOHN DORY: JK! Also me. [laughs]
Branch has never written a song.
BRANCH: I was a baby.
What did you want me to write about, diaper rash?
JOHN DORY: Okay, take it easy, Bitty B.
[Branch groans]
POPPY: Hey, what’s wrong?
BRANCH: Nothing. Super happy.
This is our most fun mission yet. Yay.
POPPY: Branch, do you know how lucky you are?
A brother is a friend who can never leave you.
It’s the strongest bond in the world.
I would kill to have a sibling to sing with, Branch.
BRANCH: Ha! Yeah, well, you can have mine.
POPPY: Okay. Fine.
BRANCH: Poppy, wait.
[sighs]
TINY DIAMOND: Grownup stuff. Am I right? [chuckles]
You know, I’ve still got that thang, if you want it.
BRANCH: Whoa, whoa. Don’t be waving that thing around.
JOHN DORY: All right, y’all.
We’re getting close to something.
I can feel it. [gasps]
[all scream]
VACAYTIONER: [Chuckling] Whoa.
What do we got here?
Hey, guys. Looks like I found some fellow rock climbers.
Hi!
Welcome to Vacay Island.
Where every day is a vacay.
♪ When you’re on a holiday ♪
♪ You can’t find The words to say ♪
♪ On an island in the sun ♪
♪ We’ll be playin’ And havin’ fun ♪
♪ And it makes me feel so fine I can’t control my brain ♪
♪ She call me Mr. Boombastic Tell me fantastic ♪
♪ Touch me on me back She says I’m Mr. Ro… ♪
♪ Smooth ♪
♪ Sailing ♪
♪ Takes me away ♪
♪ To where I’ve always heard It could be ♪
POPPY: Heartthrob?
♪ Just a dream And the wind to carry me ♪
♪ And soon I will be free ♪
POPPY: Oh, yeah. I totally see it.
VACAYTIONER: Cannonball!
SPURCE: Running drinks to the back twotop.
Lenny! Seaweed floats are almost out.
VACAYTIONER: Thanks, boss.
JOHN DORY: Hey, yo, Spruce! Spruce! Hey!
SPRUCE: Specials are on the back.
Don’t order the clams. Don’t ask why.
Fricassee squid and one jellyfish slider.
JOHN DORY: Spruce, wait.
SPURCE: Huh? Oh, no. I knew this would happen one day.
Listen, I know you recognize me from BroZone,
and I’m happy to give you an autograph or whatever.
But can you please be discreet about it?
JOHN DORY: Spruce, it’s us. It’s your brothers.
SPRUCE: Whoa. Bitty B?
JOHN DORY: What?
[growls, laughs]
SPRUCE: Whoa! [chuckles]
BRANCH: No tossing, okay? [stammers] Too big to be tossed.
SPRUCE: The last time I saw you, you were in diapers. [laughs]
BRANCH: Diapers. Right.
SPRUCE: Wet willy! [grunting]
BRANCH: Stop it. That’s disgusting.
I am a grownup.
SPRUCE: Oh, sorry.
A wet William.
POPPY: Hi, Spruce. I’m Poppy.
Wow. It’s, like It’s so cool to meet you or whatever.
This is Tiny Diamond.
TINY DIAMOND: Hey, what’s up?
Killer nachos you got here, by the way.
Yeah!
SPRUCE: All right!
JOHN DORY: Okay, Spruce. We’re here because Floyd
SPRUCE: No one’s called me Spruce in years. I go by Bruce now.
JOHN DORY: I’m sorry. Did you say Bruce?
SPRUCE: Yeah. I wanted to put the whole boy band thing behind me
now that I’m a dad.
JOHN DORY: Wait a minute. You’re a father?
Yeah. I can’t wait for you to meet everyone.
Hi, honey. These are my brothers, unexpectedly.
BRANDY: Oh. Oh! Oh, hello there. So nice to finally meet you.
JOHN DORY AND BRANCH: Hi!
POPPY: Hello.
SPRUCE: This is my wife and business partner, Brandy.
She is my soulmate.
My very tall soulmate.
But we make it work.
JOHN DORY: How?
BRANDY: We don’t even really know how it works.
[chuckles] I’m kidding. I’m I’m not. I’m I don’t know.
SPRUCE'S KID: Daddy, Daddy, can I have a cookie?
SPRUCE: Becoming a dad was like a
like a seismic shift in my brain.
SPRUCE'S KID: Daddy, Bruce Jr. bit me.
SPURCE: No biting.
SPRUCE'S KID: Daddy, I don’t see how any government stands a chance.
SPRUCE: You’re not wrong, kid.
SPRUCE'S KID: I’m stuck in this ketchup bottle.
SPRUCE: Okay. Gonna handle all of that.
Just give Daddy two seconds, okay? Love you.
As a dad
SPRUCE'S KID: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Guess what?
I have pink eye.
BRANCH: Oh, my Pink eye.
Oh, [bleep]
JOHN DORY: Look, Spruce, gotta cut to the chase.
We’re not here to catch up. We’re here because we need
to hit the perfect family harmony.
SPRUCE: Oh, no. You’re still going on about that?
Hey. Get these guys their meals to go.
JOHN DORY: No, no, no. You don’t understand.
It’s for Floyd. He’s being held captive.
SPRUCE: What? Well, then, what are we waiting for?
We need to call the authorities.
JOHN DORY: Hit the perfect family harmony.
Spruce, it it it has to be us.
Floyd’s being held captive in a diamond prison.
SPRUCE: Oh. Well, yeah,
you need the perfect family harmony for that.
JOHN DORY: Exactly.
SPRUCE: Wait. But how?
We’ve never even come close to pulling it off.
You do remember our last show, don’t you?
JOHN DORY: If we practice, I know we’ll be able to nail it.
We have to.
SPRUCE: [scoffs] At my age? [laughing] I really don’t think that
SPRUCE'S KID: See, guys. I told you Dad wasn’t in a band.
SPRUCE: Oh, I was in a band. I was in the band.
You ask your mother if I was in a band.
BRANDY: Oh, he was in a band. [chuckles]
POPPY AND SPRUCE'S KID: [chanting] Prove it!
Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
All right. I’ll I’ll prove it.
SPRUCE: I’ll prove it right now.
[all cheering]
JOHN DORY: Yes! Bring it in, Brother.
SPRUCE'S KID: Go, Dad!
POPPY: Branch, get up there. Go sing with your brothers.
BRANCH: I’ll do it to save Floyd when I have to.
But I’m not doing it right now just for “funsies.”
POPPY: Oh, yeah. Okay. You’re probably right.
BRANCH: No, no, no. You’re the one who
Wait. What did you say?
POPPY: You’re afraid that
singing with your brothers again after all these years
will overwhelm you with emotions
too powerful for you to handle. I agree with you.
I don’t think you can handle it,
so I think you shouldn’t do it.
BRANCH: I think I can handle singing a song.
POPPY: AND SPRUCE'S KIDS: [chanting] Prove it!
Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
[sighs] All right. Fine.
BRANCH: But this is more than likely beneath me.
POPPY: [all] Yeah! Whoo!
SPRUCE: ♪ My girl’s like candy A candy treat ♪
♪ She knocks me right up Off my feet ♪
JOHN DORY: ♪ She’s so fine as can be ♪
JOHN DORY AND SPRUCE: ♪ It’s like A perfect harmony ♪
♪ Candy girl You are my world ♪
♪ You look so sweet Come back to me ♪
♪ All I know When I’m with you ♪
POPPY: Yay!
♪ You got the right stuff Baby ♪
♪ Love the way You turn me on ♪
JOHN DORY, SPRUCE AND POPPY: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
JOHN DORY AND SPRUCE: ♪ You got the right stuff Baby ♪
♪ You’re the reason Why I sing this song ♪
BRANCH: ♪ You’re all I ever wanted Baby ♪
♪ You’re all I ever needed Yeah ♪
POPPY: I can’t believe this is really happening!
BRANCH, SPRUCE AND JOHN DORY:♪ So, tell me what to do now ♪
♪ When I want you back ♪
[scatting]
POPPY, BRANCH, SPRUCE AND JOHN DORY: ♪ BroZone’s back, all right! ♪
♪ Whether you’re a mother Or whether you’re a brother ♪
♪ You’re stayin’ alive Stayin’ alive ♪
♪ Feel the city breaking And everybody shaking ♪
♪ People stayin’ alive Stayin’ alive ♪
♪ BroZone’s Really back again ♪
[scatting]
♪ I want you back ♪
[audience cheering, applauding]
JOHN DORY: Ah, yes. We still got it.
SPRUCE: Oh, tell me that didn’t feel good.
BRANCH: I can’t believe I remembered every word and every step.
POPPY: Looks like your band days aren’t behind you. [purrs]
SPRUCE: Um, Brandy, my love.
So, I know we have kind of a lot going on here,
but do you think it would be crazy if I were to
BRANDY: Uh, leave me here
to manage the restaurant and all these kids
so you can go on a musically charged rescue mission
with your brothers?
SPRUCE: Yeah. That.
BRANDY: It’d be crazy if you didn’t.
You’ll never forgive yourself
if you don’t help your brother.
[pops]
[laughs]
And you can cover when I go
on my girls yoga retreat next month.
All month.
But you should leave now before you get pink eye.
Save yourself!
SPRUCE'S KID: Daddy.
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
SPRUCE: Gross! Love you.
TINY DIAMOND: Quick.
You got this.
[Rhonda groans]
[alarm clock rings]
CRIMP:
♪ Tumble out of bed And I stumble to the kitchen ♪
♪ Pour myself A cup of ambition ♪
♪ And yawn and stretch And try to come to life ♪
♪ Jump in the shower And the blood starts pumping ♪
♪ Out on the street The traffic starts jumping ♪
♪ And folks like me On the job from 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
VENEER: Ow! You just burned me.
CRIMP: Oh, my God! I’m sorry!
Um, maybe it would be easier if you took your shirt off?
VENEER: [groans] Don’t be lazy.
CRIMP: Oh, by the way, you know that thing you asked me for?
VELVET: Space from you.
CRIMP: [laughs] Oh, no. Yeah, no… Uh, what?
Anyways, you said you needed a way
to make your smoothies even fruitier on stage.
VELVET: You did?
CRIMP: Shh. Yes.
That is what I want. Go on.
Well, I had an idea. [chuckles]
Tada!
VENEER: Crimp, honey, that’s not an idea.
Those are shoulder pads.
CRIMP: I beg to differ.
It’s a highpowered vacuum.
I finally put that master’s degree in engineering
to good use.
See?
You just pop the grape or strawberry
or blueberry or guava slice,
right in here.
And it releases the fruit’s essence through here.
Once you’re on stage, lightly tap this button,
just delicately, you know, like, once.
CRIMP: Oh!
Oh, my God. Wait. Wait.
FLOYD; {groans]
VELVET: ♪ Hey, yeah ♪
CRIMP: [chuckles] You said that it was for smoothies.
VELVET: It’s called lying, Primp. Deal with me.
CRIMP; If you use too much, you’ll kill him.
The plum that I tested turned into a prune!
VENEER: Well, I don’t wanna kill the little guy.
They’re kinda cute when they’re up and about,
banging on the walls, yelling to go home.
VELVET: Do you wanna lose all this
and go back to the dark place where we had nothing?
Please, sir, I want some more.
VENEER: VGirl, we grew up in the suburbs.
Our parents were dentists.
[parent] So, how was school today?
VELVET: Stop attacking me!
Our parents were nobodies, and we were nobodies.
And when I met you,
you were literally sucking your thumb
and pooping all over the place.
VENEER: You met me when I was a baby, so
VELVET: All over the place. It was nuts!
You don’t wanna give up all the yachts and the bling
and your illegal pet monkey, do you?
VENEER: [titters] Okay. I’ve made my peace with it.
Great job, Cringe.
VELVET: You’re smarter than I thought.
Now I don’t trust you.
That’s maybe not a rational response.
CRIMP: I don’t Please don’t put me in the closet.
VELVET" Now come on.
We’re about to go from stars to megastars.
FLOYD: Please, Veneer.
VENEER: It’s nothing personal.
I just love my sister.
And all my fame.
And money. And things I bought.
[elephant trumpets]
FLOYD: Yeah, sure, dying sucks,
but at least it’s for some sweet “blingading”
and some bohochic home furnishings.
VENEER: [chuckles] You get it.
[Floyd strains]
[grunts] Ow! Ooh!
CRIMP: My WiFi doesn’t work great in the closet.
VELVET: ♪ Never gets old ♪
♪ No matter how much I’m told I’m amazing ♪
VENEER: ♪ You’re amazing ♪
SPRUCE: Oh, my kids love these guys.
We’re a total Veneer household.
JOHN DORY: They’re the ones who have Floyd.
SPRUCE: Ugh. It’s gonna be hard
to separate the art from the artist.
[announcer] That’s Velvet and Veneer’s
spicyhot new single “Watch Me Work.”
Catch them tomorrow night at the Rage Dome
where they’ll be receiving the Lifer Award.
Lifer Award!
BRANCH: Guys, will Floyd even make it through that show?
POPPY: Don’t worry. We’re gonna make it.
We’ve been looking for clues to find Clay.
BRANCH: Oh, I’m sorry. The clue board? You mean my clue board?
That I made?
We like the clue board now?
POPPY: What is he wearing?
BRANCH: Oh. Those are just his…
[Clay] ♪ Perfect, perfect, perfect ♪
BRANCH: …funderdrawers.
Ooh, stinky.
Oh, God.
John Dory, I have no idea why you saved these.
It’s incredibly disgusting,
but I’m glad you did.
JOHN DORY: What? They’re memorabilia.
But I will be good goshdarned
if I know how they’re gonna help us find Clay.
[sniffing, growling]
BRANCH: Help us, Rhonda.
She’s got the scent.
[roaring]
JOHN DORY: Hey, Tiny. You see that button?
TINY DIAMOND: Uh, yeah.
JOHN DORY: That beautiful, shiny button?
TINY DIAMOND: Oh, you mean the button that is taking
every fiber of my being not to press?
Yeah, I see it.
JOHN DORY: Press it.
TINY DIAMOND: Oh, heck yeah!
Ooh! Let’s hustle, daddy!
[purring]
[music playing]
♪ Do it ♪
BRANCH: Whoa!
♪ Do it ♪
[gasping]
♪ Do the hustle ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Do the hustle ♪
♪ Everyday I’m hustling ♪
♪ Do the hustle, baby ♪
♪ Do the hustle ♪
♪ Do it ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
Hustle!
♪ Do it ♪
♪ Do it ♪
♪ Do it ♪
[grunting]
POPPY: Wow.
Too much hustle is a thing.
BRANCH: Huh. Look at that.
[growling]
BRANCH: Are we sure this is where Clay lives?
JOHN DORY: Are we sure?
Our GPS is an armadillo bus sniffing used undies.
So, no, we’re not sure.
SPRUCE: [shivers] I think this is the place
from every true crime podcast I’ve ever listened to.
CLOWN HEAD: Halt!
Who goes there?
ALL: [screaming]
TINY DIAMOND: [yelps]
CLOWN HEAD: Who dares trespass on these sacred grounds?
JOHN DORY: Branch, what are you doing?
BRANCH: Listen,
we don’t want any clownrelated trouble, okay?
We’re just here looking for our brother Clay.
CLOWN HEAD: Wait a second.
You’re trolls?
BRANCH: So what?
You’re a clown.
BRANCH: Whoa!
VIVA: Oh, my gosh. Hello! [screams]
My name is Viva!
It is so “fantastamazing” to see other trolls.
[grunting, chuckling]
[groaning]
Hi! Ha!
[groans]
So, “fantastamazing” is my own personal word.
It means, um, fantastic and amazing.
I used to say “amastic,”
but then I was like, “Hmm, that’s not as good.”
POPPY: “Fantastamawesome.”
VIVA: That’s different, but that works too.
Way to make it your own.
POPPY: Is this how people feel when they meet me?
BRANCH: [whispers] Yes.
VIVA: Am I being a lot?
Sometimes I can be a lot.
BRANCH: [stammering] I’m not sure we’re in the right place.
VIVA: Course you’re in the right place.
Any troll is welcome here with us.
Okay, PuttPutt trolls.
Lights on for our new friends!
PuttPutt! PuttPutt!
POPPY: Wow.
VIVA: Oh, my gosh.
Are you guys hungry? Are you thirsty?
TINY DIAMOND: Yes!
VIVA: Fries? Fries! You guys want fries.
I am seeing fries!
Bring out the works!
[PuttPutt troll] Fries!
Milkshakes to celebrate!
Coming in hot!
[chuckling]
[slurping]
Whoohoo! That’s better.
Now I finally have some energy!
POPPY: Did you just braid my hair?
VIVA: You’re welcome. It looks so good.
POPPY: I love it!
SPRUCE: Wow.
These fries are amazing.
They’d really go great with a burger.
[screaming]
[clamoring]
SPRUCE: What is happening?
VIVA: Yeah, we try not to use that word around here.
It’s just that “burger” sounds a little too much like, uh…
[whispers] “Bergens.”
[PuttPutt troll screaming]
CLAY: We call burgers…
“meat circles.”
BRANCH: Clay?
SPRUCE: [chuckling] Clay. Hey, what’s up, man?
CLAY: Hey! How you been, man?
JOHN DORY: Clay!
CLAY: Hmm.
John.
JOHN DORY: Wha
CLAY: Spruce! What do you know?
SPRUCE; Actually, I go by Bruce now.
CLAY: Bruce. Oh.
Someone got fancy. I like it.
SPRUCE: [chuckling] Look who’s talking.
Is that a sweater romper?
CLAY: What can I say?
When you corun a place, gotta flex the drip.
VIVA: Yeah, I’m the fun side of the operation,
and Mr. Clay takes care of the boring stuff!
Guilty!
CLAY: Whoa! Baby Branch?
No way!
[chuckles]
BRANCH: Actually, it’s Big Branch now.
[gasping]
Or just Branch.
Branch is fine.
CLAY: Come here. Come here.
BRANCH: So, Clay, this is Poppy.
POPPY" Hi, Clay.
So great to finally meet you.
[grunts]
Can you do the Rusty Robot for me? [chuckles]
CLAY: Yeah, no, I don’t do that anymore, okay?
POPPY: Right. Kidding. Ha! Can you imagine?
I wouldn’t ask you to do that
after meeting you two seconds ago.
Who would do that?
CLAY: Yeah, it’s just that Fun Boy Clay is dead.
Serious Boy Clay only does the WellOiled Robot.
And it is no… [imitates DJ scratching] …fun.
POPPY: I mean, that’s still pretty fun.
JOHN DORY: [chuckles] Yeah, same old Clay.
CLAY: No. That’s not true.
If I was still fun,
would I have chosen the admin building as my bedroom?
[crow caws]
Huh? Huh? Asking the tough questions, guys.
Asking the tough questions.
Oh, right.
Anyway, I can’t believe you all are here.
Wait, where’s Floyd?
BRANCH: That’s why we’re here.
Floyd’s been taken prisoner in Mount Rageous
by superstar singers Velvet and Veneer…
JOHN DORY, SPRUCE, BRANCH AND POPPY: And the only thing powerful enough to free him
is the perfect family harmony.
TINY DIAMOND: Okay, either they just made that up,
or I have not been paying attention.
CLAY: Well, why haven’t you just called the authorities?
Oh, unless Floyd is being held
in an impenetrable diamond prison.
JOHN DORY: Yeah. That.
CLAY: I’m in.
I’d also like to volunteer to keep track of our expenses.
Just ’cause I think you’re gonna need somebody
to be on top of that.
Yeah, I don’t think you’ll get any pushback on that front.
BRANCH: Great, but we need to leave for Mount Rageous, like, now.
VIVA: You can’t leave now. You just got here.
Come on. Let me show you around.
[grunts]
Hug time!
JOHN DORY: Uh…
BRANCH: Yeah, no.
VIVA: Aw, so cute. Where’d you get that hug time bracelet?
POPPY: My dad gave it to me.
VIVA: Okay, this is so totally random,
but I used to have one just like it.
Can I see that?
POPPY: Wow. It fits you perfectly.
VIVA: Yeah.
POPPY: Whoa.
[chuckles]
VIVA: I’m sorry.
What did you say your name was again?
POPPY: I’m Poppy.
VIVA: Poppy? Okay, um, another totally random, weird question but is your dad King Peppy?
POPPY: Uh ,yeah? [chuckles]
VIVA: You’re
Oh, you’re you’re alive.
POPPY: I’m alive.
VIVA: This is unbelievable!
I never thought I’d see you again.
POPPY: Again?
VIVA: Poppy, it’s me, Viva.
POPPY: Uh…
VIVA: I’m your sister.
POPPY: My My what?
VIVA: Your sister. Your hermana!
BRANCH: Whoa.
TINY DIAMOND: Hey, man. Am I the only one without a long lost sibling?
POPPY: What do you mean, we’re sisters?
HHow could I have not known about you?
I can’t believe Dad didn’t tell me I have a sister.
That is…
VIVA AND POPPY: [in unison] …so Dad.
POPPY: Oh! I ca I can’t believe this.
I’ve always dreamt of having a sister.
I was just saying this. Wasn’t I just saying this?
This means we can plan each other’s birthday parties.
VIVA: Yeah! And weddings.
POPPY: Yes!
My best friend had her wedding,
and it went off without a hitch.
I was the best maid of honor.
You’d be the best maid of honor.
You and Bridget are gonna love each other!
VIVA: I’m gonna love her.
I love what you love.
POPPY: Yes! [screams]
VIVA: Yes! [chuckles]
♪ Kaleidoscopic ♪
♪ I’m seeing different When I look at you ♪
♪ Everything’s Looking bright ♪
♪ No, I can’t stop it now ♪
♪ I’m getting swept up In a feelgood mood ♪
♪ Feeling I can’t deny ♪
♪ Now that you’re with me I can finally see ♪
♪ Colors that were up In my mind ♪
♪ Didn’t know I was blind ♪
♪ Now that I’m with you Sparks are flying loose ♪
♪ Fireworks go off In my brain ♪
♪ And I’ll never be the same ♪
♪ I didn’t know Until I found you ♪
♪ Having the time Of our lives ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ When I look up The stars are brighter ♪
♪ Now I know Everything’s better with you ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Now, now that ♪
♪ Now that we got it All together ♪
♪ Now we’re together ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
[echoing] ♪ Now ♪
♪ Now that ♪
♪ Now that We got it all together ♪
Now we’re together ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ You’ve got me feeling right Feeling right ♪
♪ Feeling like good vibes Are at my door ♪
♪ Every day Every night, ooh! ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ I didn’t know Until I found you ♪
♪ Having the time Of our lives ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ It takes me and you ♪
[Poppy, Viva giggling]
POPPY: So I was thinking about getting more into, like,
reading short stories and essays instead of full novels.
VIVA; Ooh, I love that for you.
POPPY: Yeah.
But, um But just to circle back real quick.
I still have a million questions about what happened.
VIVA: I used to live at the Troll Tree.
I was there when you were born.
And you were so cute.
Kinda like you are now, only teensier and weensier and
[gasps]
Do you wanna make candy necklaces that we never finish
because we eat all the candy?
POPPY: Obviously!
But, Veev, I’m just gonna need you to focus here and
and tell me everything.
Why am I only learning about you now?
What happened?
VIVA: [in robot voice] We got accidentally separated.
[normal voice] And I’ve lived here ever since. The end.
Wanna do candy toe rings next?
POPPY: Uh, accidentally separated?
CLAY: Viva doesn’t like to talk about it.
It’s too painful for her.
But she’s been here ever since
the night of the great Bergen attack.
[humming]
POPPY: Viva, are you talking about the night
the trolls escaped Bergen Town?
VIVA: Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I guess it was that night.
[humming]
CLAY: Not everyone made it out of that tree.
Some of them got trapped by Bergens.
They were this close to getting eaten…
[squeaking]
…until Viva
and some of the other trolls fought them off.
[Viva grunting]
CLAY: But by then…
the tunnels had collapsed,
and they were cut off from the rest.
KING PEPPY: I kept screaming, “No troll left behind!”
But when I went back in, the tunnels had collapsed.
That’s when I found Viva’s hug time bracelet.
CLAY: Viva found this old, abandoned Bergen golf course
and transformed it into this troll utopia.
We formed this little sanctuary of survivors.
I added fire exits.
She added her heart and soul.
VIVA: I’ve thought so many times about leaving, you know,
to look for you and Dad, but it’s not safe out there.
KING PEPPY: I know I should’ve told Poppy, but my heart was broken.
I felt like a failure.
Not just as a king, but as a father.
I feel so guilty.
What do you think I should do?
MR DINKLES: I’m afraid that’s our time for today.
KING PEPPY: But I just revealed a major trauma.
MR DINKLES: [squeaks]
POPPY: Okay. Obviously this is a lot,
and you should be able to open up about this
on your own time.
But we’ll have plenty of time to work through this
on the way to Mount Rageous.
VIVA: Whoa! I am not going to Mount Rageous.
And neither are you, silly.
You’re never gonna leave again.
POPPY: Wait, what was the What was that last thing?
CLAY: Okay, guys, if we’re gonna save Floyd,
we need to get going.
BRANCH: I’ll go get Poppy.
CLAY> No, no, no, wait. Hold on.
There’s no way Viva’s gonna let her go.
BRANCH: What? WWhat are you talking about?
CLAY: Like I said, she’s got some stuff going on, man.
If we don’t wanna get trapped, we should sneak out now.
[growling]
Oh, hey… [chuckles] …Viva. What’s up, girl?
POPPY: Viva! What are you doing?
VIVA: You’re not leaving here no matter what, because
because it’s just not safe out there. You’re welcome.
POPPY: Wait, is this about the Bergens?
Because they stopped trying to eat us.
That’s all in the past.
VIVA: Yeah, right.
That’s hilarious, Poppy. I’m laughing really hard.
POPPY: I’m serious, Viva.
Bridget, my best friend I was telling you about,
she’s a Bergen.
Look. Bridget and I do a million fun things together.
We talk and we play games and we sing songs.
And make up these really bad dances.
It’s a lot like
Well, actually,
it’s a lot like what you and I have been doing.
The world’s a lot different than it used to be.
BRANCH: Viva, look, I used to be just like you.
I built a bunker,
and I lived in it for years because I knew it was safe.
And, sure, iit kept me alive.
And I never had to wear pants.
But I was living without pants.
Does that make sense?
TINY DIAMOND: Well, I feel judged.
VIVA: You don’t understand.
I just got my sister back.
I’m not gonna lose you. For anything.
Clay?
CLAY: I’m sorry, Viva, but we have to leave.
I don’t wanna lose my brother either.
Let’s move!
VIVA: No. No, Poppy, wait!
[gasping]
Poppy, please!
I want you to stay!
POPPY: Viva, I can’t do that.
But you can come with us.
And I know you think it’s risky,
and maybe it is, but it’ll be worth it.
Family’s always worth it.
VIVA: No, no, no, I
I can’t.
[knocking at door]
[crew member] Knock, knock. Almost showtime.
Ugh.
VELVET: No sign of BroZone?
VENEER: No. But I have an idea.
We could practice.
VELVET: [laughs] I wanna be famous,
but I’m not gonna work for it. Ew.
VENEER: Come on.
We used to make up little dances together
all the time, remember?
Hip, hip. Twist. Flip.
VELVET: Our dances sucked.
How many fans do you think we can get
making up sucky dances?
Hey, hello? Hello in there.
Wake up. Wakeywakey.
Oh.
VENEER: He’s dead? Oh, man. [gasps]
What have we done? [gasps]
What do we do?
VELVET: You remember the goldfish you had as a kid?
VENEER: You mean Sparkles?
VELVET: Mkay. Goodbye, little guy.
Please, hurry up and flush.
Being this close to you next to a toilet…
[Floyd grunts]
…makes me uncomfortable.
VENEER: Wow.
I thought ghosts just floated away.
VELVET: Well, don’t just stand there. Go get him!
VENEER: Why does it have to be me?
VELVET: Because Crimp’s locked in the closet. Now, go!
FLOYD: Help! Help! [panting]
Help me, please.
[Veneer grunts]
Help!
[panting]
VENEER: Gotcha.
FLOY: DPlease, Veneer, just let me run past you.
You can pretend you never saw me.
It It’ll be our little secret.
VENEER: I can’t.
FLOYD: I know. Velvet would kill you.
But just because she’s your sister
doesn’t mean you should let her treat you like garbage.
Doesn’t it?
VENEER: No.
FLOYD: Sibling or not, you deserve to be treated with kindness
and to be around people who would never try
to change the you that you are.
VELVET: You got him.
Hey, I know I probably don’t say this enough,
but good job.
We really make a great team. Don’t we, bro?
Now, come on.
We should also probably hire a new assistant,
which feels like a you job.
Crimp! Hire us a new assistant!
CRIMP: I’m on it!
[BroZone chorus vocalizing]
BRANCH: BroZone.
[vocalizing continues]
♪ There ain’t no stoppin’ us Stoppin’ us ♪
♪ We ain’t pressin’ rewind ♪
SPRUCE: ♪ Rewind ♪
CLAY: ♪ Rewind ♪
POPPY: ♪ Rewind ♪
BRANCH: ♪ The sky was the limit ♪
♪ Now the stars Where we’re livin’ ♪
♪ It’s the vibe When we’re in it ♪
♪ It’ll blow your mind ♪
BROZONE AND POPPY: ♪ It’s so perfect Perfect, perfect ♪
♪ Harmony so cold ♪
♪ Perfect, perfect, perfect ♪
♪ Let it go ♪
JOHN DORY: Stop. Stop. Timeout.
Let’s do it again from the top.
Spruce, I want some smolder in those eyes.
Clay, you’re being too stiff. We need some sillier robot.
Bitty B, maybe a smaller diaper.
BRANCH: If this diaper was any smaller, I could taste it.
TINY DIAMOND: That’s why I don’t wear one of those.
It’s a hard fit to pull off.
CLAY: Really great note, John Dory. Super helpful. Thanks. Thanks.
Now I have a creative note for you.
Stop being bossy!
JOHN DORY: What?
I’m not being bossy. I’m helping us be better.
CLAY: No. No, dude.
You’re forcing us to be perfect,
just like you always have,
so we can hit the perfect family harmony.
JOHN DORY: Yeah. For Floyd.
SPRICE: Is it?
Or is this all just so you can tell people what to do again?
JOHN DORY: Wha What?
POPPY: Guys, guys.
This isn’t helpful right now.
Let’s all maybe take five, huh?
SPRUCE: This isn’t gonna work if you keep on being
the same old John Dory.
CLAY: Yeah. We’ve all changed.
Bruce settled down.
Branch is slightly taller, with zero glasses.
And I’m a licensed CPA.
Put some respect on my name, fool!
JOHN DORY: Well, I’m not allowed to change.
I’m the oldest. I had to be the leader.
SPRUCE: [scoffs] You love bossing us around. Just admit it.
JOHN DORY: Why do you think I moved to the middle of nowhere?
So I didn’t have to be in charge of anyone.
Four little brothers is a lot of responsibility.
SPRUCE: [stammers] Why do you think I left?
So no one would treat me like you did.
JOHN DORY: You know what, Spruce
CLAY: It’s Bruce!
SPRUCE: Thank you, Clay.
BRANCH: Guys. We can’t forget about Floyd.
JOHN DORY: Look, Branch is right. We’re here for Floyd.
Let’s just get this done and we can go our separate ways.
SPRUCE: Fine.
BRANCH: Wait. What?
JOHN DORY: What? The mission’s the mission. [chuckles]
You didn’t think we’d all live together
when this was all over, did you?
Singing songs and roasting marshmallows?
BRANCH: [scoffs] Oh, I’m sorry. Is that funny to you?
That I might want us to actually be a family again?
Tiny Diamond, pull over. Now.
[groans]
[Poppy, John Dory grunt]
SPRUCE: [scoffs] Don’t be a baby, Branch.
BRANCH: You’re mad at him,
but you guys do the exact same thing to me.
You all still treat me like the baby of the family.
But guess what?
I stopped being a baby the day you guys walked out on me,
’cause I had to.
Then Grandma got eaten,
and there was no one else to take care of me.
This time, I’m walking out on you.
POPPY: This is Branch’s bunker.
He built this for you guys.
JOHN DORY: I didn’t know.
I guess you never asked.
CLAY: Wait.
Grandma got eaten?
POPPY: Branch, wait!
Branch! [panting]
Where are you going?
BRANCH: To save Floyd. Alone.
I didn’t need them growing up, and I don’t need them now.
What What are you doing?
POPPY: What do you mean? I’m coming with you.
BRANCH: [scoffs] Why bother?
[stammers] Aren’t you gonna leave me eventually anyway?
Everyone else does.
POPPY: I have been by your side from the moment we met.
And you’ve been by mine.
Let’s give each other some credit here.
BRANCH: [sighs] Right.
Uh, I’m sorry. Thank you.
POPPY: You’re welcome.
And I’m not going anywhere.
Unless it’s with you.
To save Floyd.
[bicycle bell rings]
Tiny! You’re coming too?
TINY DIAMOND: Hey, what can I say?
I was moved by Branch’s speech
and his sad, sad drawing.
Now, let’s roll.
[bell rings]
BRIDGET: Wow, Grissy.
I’ve never seen anyone
get kicked out of a water park like that.
KING GRISTLE JR: All right, for the record,
it was the water slide that ripped off my trunks.
BRIDGET: Ooh, so hot.
[sniffing]
Wait. [sniffing]
Do you smell…
[tires screeching]
KING GRISTLE JR: French fries!
BRIDGET: [gasps] French fries.
[whispering]
[King Gristle gasps]
BRIDGET: Ew.
CLOWN HEAD: Who goes there?
[both scream]
[chanting] PuttPutt. PuttPutt. PuttPutt.
BRIDGET: Are those golf balls?
PuttPutt.
BRIDGET: Oh, good. They’re just trolls. Look how cute.
[grunts]
[both scream]
KING GRISTLE JR: What’s happening?
[both] Ow!
[both grunting]
BRIDGET: Grissy, I didn’t think we’d both find ourselves tied up
on this honeymoon.
[grunts]
[dance music playing]
BRANCH: All right, look.
Security is really tight.
So we’re not gonna be able to just walk right in.
POPPY: You know what that means. We’re scaling the walls.
TINY DIAMOND; We’re huh? Doing what? When?
BRNACH: We should plan to make our ascent
about 200 meters east of the entrance.
POPPY: Good thing I brought extra gummy gloves.
TINY DIAMOND: I’m tired. Carry me.
POPPY: You have to walk on your own, Tiny.
You have to be a big boy.
TINY DIAMOND: But my feet hurt. I don’t wanna.
BRANCH: The quickest way in will be at the roof.
POPPY: The HVAC system.
BRANCH: Ooh. I love how you say HVAC.
POPPY: Thank you.
BRNACH: But we’ll have to bypass the fan blade,
so that our cupcakes don’t get sliced in two.
TINY DIAMOND: Ooh! We brought cupcakes?
POPPY: No.
BRANCH: Not what I meant. It doesn’t matter.
After that, we need to cut the power,
so we can move freely
through the interior air ducts.
How do you know which wires to cut?
POPPY: I don’t.
I’m just blasting everything until something turns off.
Hello?
BRANCH: From there, we’ll have to do some exploring,
but we’ll find Floyd in one of those rooms.
POPPY: Look. There he is.
Come on.
BRANCHL Floyd.
FLOYD: Branch? Is it really you?
BRANCH: Yeah.
It’s really me.
FLOYD: [Chuckles] Wow. You’ve really grown into that vest.
You’re a man now.
BRANCH: Oh! Finally, somebody gets me.
FLOYD: But you need to leave. Right now.
POPPY: No, Floyd. It’s okay. We’re here to rescue you.
FLOYD: No. This is a trap.
Velvet and Veneer, they they lured you here.
You gotta leave before they come back. Hurry!
BRANCH: No. I’m not leaving here without you.
FLOYD: Branch, please.
Do it for me.
VELVET: We’re so close.
I told you BroZone would show up.
My letter worked. I’m a genius.
VENEER:] Are you sure you’re sure about this?
[grunts]
BRANCH: Oh, no.
[Rhonda grunts]
VENEER: Oh! Ow! It’s biting me. 
VELVET: Put it in the closet.
Put it in the closet!
CRIMP: Hello.
JOHN DORY SPRUCE CLAY: Floyd!
FLOYD: Brothers.
It’s so good to see you. 
JOHN DORY: We would have been here sooner,
but these guys wouldn’t stop yelling at each other.
FLOYD: Guys, please.
CLAY: John Dory, you’re the one who parked
in the spot marked “Reserved for BroZone.”
Didn’t that seem a little sus to you?
JOHN DORY: Oh, so it’s my fault?
VENEER: Oh, look.
They’re even cute when they fight.
Boop, boop, boop.
JOHN DORY: Hey. Stop.
What are you doing?
FLOYD: Come on, man. You’re better than this.
VENEER: Well, thank you.
VELVET: I really don’t see why you’re so upset.
At least we’re putting your talent to good use.
I mean, you’re welcome.
JOHN DORY: What? You’re sick.
VELVET: You mispronounced,
“Thanks for not letting our talents go to waste anymore,
Velvet and Veneer.”
Come on. They’re waiting for us on the red carpet.
Let’s go autograph some butts.
VENEER: Oh, that’s fun. I’ll grab my butt marker.
[Crimp grunts]
[Rhonda purrs]
POPPY: Oh, it looks like you need a hug.
[sobbing]
TINY DIAMOND: Okay, now, whose sibling is this now?
[sucking]
[all chanting] Bergens! Bergens!
Bergens! Bergens! Bergens!
KING GRISTLE JR.: Bridgey,
loving you is the best thing that ever happened to me.
BRIDGET: Um, would it be weird if we made out?
KING GRISTLE JR.: Babe, it would be weird if we didn’t.
[kissing]
[both scream]
VIVA: Wait!
[both gasp]
Is this you?
BRIDGET: Hey. That’s me and my best friend.
VIVA: [sighs] Yeah. Poppy. She
She’s my sister.
BRIDGET: You’re Poppy’s sister? [gasps]
That makes us best friends too.
VIVA: Yeah. She told me about your wedding. [chuckles]
Congratulations.
BRIDGET: Thanks, girl.
VIVA: [sighs] I think I made a huge mistake.
KING GRISTLE JR.: It’s fine. We’re not gonna press charges.
BRIDGET: I don’t think that’s what she means.
VIVA:Yeah, no. That’s not what I’m talking about.
So, you’re really not gonna eat us?
BRIDGET: No. But I understand the fear.
If you want, I can open my mouth
and you can take tiny steps toward it,
letting yourself feel
and breathe your way through the anxiety.
It’s called systematic desensitization.
[exhaling deeply]
VIVA: Or I let you go, and you promise not to eat us.
BRIDGET: Oh, that’s fine too.
MC: All right, Rageons.
Now is the moment we’ve all been waiting for.
Everyone put your hands up for Lifer Award recipients,
that tantalizing twosome, Velvet and Veneer!
VELVET AND VENEER: ♪ If the top Is where you wanna stay ♪
[fans cheering]
♪ You gotta work hard… ♪
I love you!
Thank you!
[Veneer laughs]
VELVET: We love you too!
Okay, how’s my aura?
Confident yet grateful to your teachers
and everyone whogotyouheretonight?
That’s what I’m going for.
[cheering continues]
♪ Never gets old ♪
No matter how much I’m told I’m amazing ♪
[Rhonda groans]
[fans gasping]
BRANCH: Velvet and Veneer!
Give me back my brothers.
POPPY: Yeah! What he said!
VELVET: You don’t know what you’re talking about, troll.
POPPY: You’re stealing BroZone’s talent
because you have none of your own, you big
Oh, you big phonies!
[fans gasp, murmur]
What?
[both chuckle]
VELVET: Okay, we need to leave. Right now.
[“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” playing]
POPPY: Follow that luxury vehicle.
TINY DIAMOND: On it, Poppy!
VELVET: What’s up, Mount Rageous?
You didn’t think we were just gonna give you
a boring, old stage show, did you?
That’s what we explicitly bought tickets for.
We’re taking this show on the road!
[fan] Whoohoo!
TINY DIAMOND: Oh, man.
I’m trying to get through,
but they got no respect for the blinker.
Beepbeep.
[trolls groaning]
VELVET AND VENEER; ♪ Sweet dreams Are made of this ♪
♪ Who am I to disagree? ♪
♪ I traveled the world And the seven seas ♪
♪ Everybody’s looking For something ♪
TINY DIAMOND: Oh! This is too much. I only have my learner’s permit!
BRANCH: [grunts] Tiny, give me the thing.
TINY DIAMOND: What thing?
BRANCH: You know, the thing thing.
TINY DIAMOND: Mmmmm.
BRANCH: Come on, Tiny, don’t do me like that.
TINY DIAMOND: [laughs] Yeah, I knew what you was talking about.
BRANCH: [grunts, sucking]
Oh. Oh, that’s good.
POPPY: Branch, there they are.
VELVET AND VENEER: ♪ Some of them ♪
♪ Want to use you ♪
♪ Some of them wanna Get used by you ♪
TINY DIAMOND: [screams]
BRANCH: Hold her steady, Tiny.
VELVET AND VENEER: ♪ Some of Them want to abuse you ♪
♪ Some of them Want to be abused ♪
FLOYD: Branch!
BRANCH: Hang tight, Floyd! We’ll get you guys out of here.
VELVET AND VENEER: ♪ Movin’ on ♪
BRANCH: No!
VELVET AND VENEER: ♪ Hold your head up Movin’ on ♪
♪ Keep your head up Movin’ on ♪
♪ Hold your head up Movin’ on ♪
TINY DIAMOND: Uh, guys, what does “End of the Road” mean?
VELVET AND VENEER: ♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ Movin’ on ♪
[all scream]
VELVET:♪ Yeah ♪
[Rhonda groans]
♪ Yeah ♪
[chorus] ♪ Fame! ♪
♪ I’m gonna live forever ♪
♪I’m gonna learn how to fly ♪
[chorus] ♪ High ♪
♪ I feel it coming together ♪
♪ People will see me and cry ♪
[chorus] ♪ Fame! ♪
BRANCH: Oh, no.
What do we do?
TINY DIAMOND: Let’s hustle!
[groans]
BRANCH: Hey, it’s hustle man!
Can you please drop us off at that boat down there?
HUSTLE MAN: [echoing] Absohustley!
BRANCH: Not literally!
POPPY: Bridget Gristle! Perfect timing!
BRIDGET: We would’ve been here sooner,
but we had to make a pickup first.
POPPY: Viva! You showed up!
VIVA: Yeah, I know, right?
I’m kinda freaking out a little bit.
BRIDGET: You’ve got a really brave sister.
POPPY: Actually, I’ve got two really brave sisters.
VIVA: Poppy, I’m really sorry about before.
POPPY: It’s okay.
Our story’s complicated.
Who cares if it’s not perfect? As long as we’re together.
VIVA: I should’ve come with you. I was ju
Did you just braid my hair?
POPPY: Yeah.
I learned from the best.
Oh, my gosh. It is so fantastamazing.
TINY DIAMOND: Oh, no! Hold on to your cupcakes!
BRIDGET: Hang on tight, Grissy!
KING GRISTLE JR. : Bridgey, what are you doing?
BRIDGET: Best honeymoon ever!
VELVET: ♪ If the top Is where you wanna stay ♪
VELVET AND VENEER: ♪ You gotta work hard ♪
♪ To make it look easy ♪
♪ You gotta live fast… ♪
BRIDGET: Go get ’em, awesome sisters!
♪ If you want to be As famous as me ♪
♪ You gotta work Gotta work, gotta work ♪
♪ You gotta work hard ♪
♪ You gotta live fast… ♪
[grunts]
VIVA: Viva la Viva, baby.
BRANCH: Are you guys all right?
JOHN DORY: Yes, but we’re not done yet.
SPRUCE: Let’s bro!
VELVET AND VENEER; [chorus] ♪ Fame! ♪
♪ I’m gonna live forever ♪
♪ Learn how to fly ♪
[chorus] ♪ High ♪
[Velvet grunts]
[trolls scream]
VELVET: ♪ If the top is Where you wanna stay ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
[chorus] ♪ Fame! ♪
[grunts]
♪ You gotta work… ♪
CLAY: Floyd!
VELVET: ♪ Baby, remember my name ♪
[chorus] ♪ Remember Remember, remember ♪
♪ Remember Remember, remember ♪
♪ Remember, remember Remember, remember ♪
FANS: We want more! We want more!
VELVET: All right.
You guys want an encore?
[crowd cheering]
VENEER:Encore?
Sis, come on.
This one won’t even last you half a song.
Let’s just quit while we’re on top.
VELVET: Just sing, you beautiful idiot.
[groans]
VELVET AND VENEER: ♪ Hey, yeah ♪
SPRUCE: Floyd will never make it. He’s got nothing left.
BRANCH: Guys. Poppy said something earlier,
and she was right.
We don’t have to be perfect to be in harmony.
We just have to be as we are.
Together.
JOHN DORY: We’ll follow your lead, Branch.
VELVET: Here we go!
What?
Who did that?
CRIMP: [chuckles, snorts]
VELVET: Ugh. Come on!
BRANCH: ♪ It’s some kinda love ♪
♪ It’s some kinda fire ♪
♪ I’m already up ♪
JOHN DORY, SPRUCE, CLAY: ♪ Ooh ♪
BRANCH: ♪ But you lift me higher ♪
♪ You know I’m not wrong ♪
♪ You know I’m not lying ♪
♪ We do it better ♪
BRANCH, JOHN DORY, SPRUCE, CLAY:♪ We do it better, yeah ♪
♪ And I don’t mind ♪
♪ If the world spins faster ♪
♪ The music’s louder ♪
♪ The waves get stronger ♪
♪ I don’t mind ♪
♪ If the world spins faster ♪
♪ Faster, faster ♪
♪ Just let me take you To a better place ♪
♪ I’m gonna make you Kiss the sky tonight ♪
♪ Yeah, if you let me Show the way, okay ♪
BROZONE, POPPY: ♪ I’m so excited To see you excited ♪
♪ I’ll take you To a better place ♪
BROZONE POPPY AND VIVA: ♪ I’ll take you To a better place ♪
♪ And, baby, you can love me On the way ♪
♪ We’re flying up To outer space ♪
♪ I’m so excited ♪
♪ I’m so excited ♪
♪ To see you excited, yeah ♪
♪ To see you excited ♪
♪ I don’t mind If the world spins faster ♪
♪ The music’s louder ♪
♪ The waves get stronger ♪
♪ I don’t mind If the world spins faster ♪
[grunts]
♪ Faster, faster, faster ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Just let me take you To a better place ♪
FLOYD: [sighs]
SPRUCE: Come on, man, wake up. Wake up, Floyd.
JOHN DORY: We need you, Brother.
Oh, no.
BRANCH: I I built the hideout, Floyd.
Except the tenstory waterslide.
FLOYD: But… how will we shower?
BRANCH: Floyd.
JOHN DORY: Floyd?
Yeah!
CLAY: Floyd! No way! Yeah!
FLOYD: [Chuckles]
VENEER: Listen up, Mount Rageons!
We are…
frauds!
[crowd gasping, exclaiming]
And we’ve been literally torturing little trolls.
[gasping]
We just wanted to be famous.
Honestly, my sister wanted to be famous,
and, truly, I was too afraid to stand up to her.
[crowd murmuring]
VELVET: It’s like I don’t even know who you are.
VENEER: Yeah, you do.
And you asked me to change anyway.
Which isn’t okay.
Family or not.
VELVET: Crimp, what are you doing?
VENEER: I was just saying that I had a change of heart.
CRIMP: You also engaged in trollnapping,
troll torture, fraud.
It’s just
And tax evasion.
CLAY: I’m gonna have to repossess your yacht.
VENEER; Fair enough. Prison it is.
VELVET: Wow, this is liberating!
[crowd cheering]
POPPY: So, how you feeling?
BRANCH: Happy.
Grateful.
And…
really sorry that it’s taken me
this long to open up to you.
POPPY: Whoa, TMI! Boundaries, my man. That is a lot of feelings.
[both laugh] [Poppy and Branch Kiss]
[crowd cheering]
[growling]
BRANCH: Um, what just happened?
POPPY: Oh, that. [chuckles]
Viva just braided your hair. It means she likes you.
VIVA: It means I like you.
POPPY: We're gonna have the best family reunion ever.
VIVA And a big, long talk with Dad.
POPPY: [Scoffs] King of secrets, that guy.
VIVA: Right? What is his deal?
POPPY: Oh, he’s gonna be so happy to see you.
KING PEPPY: Hey, Viva, do you wanna make candy necklaces
that we never finish because we eat all the candy?
VIVA: Great minds think alike, Daddy.
[chuckles]
BRANCH: Oof, looking good, Bruce.
SPRUCE: You bet.
Hey, down.
No pulling out Daddy’s chest hair! Ow!
BRANDY: Kids, cover your ears.
You look hot. Honey, break a leg.
CLAY: Branch, I’m sorry we didn’t get to see you grow up,
but I’m excited to get to hang out with you now.
BRANCH: Yeah, same here, Clay.
CLAY: Hey, you wanna join my sad book club?
It’s really cool.
We just sit around and hug and stuff. And cry.
BRANCH: Yeah, totally.
[crowd chanting] BroZone! BroZone! BroZone!
BRANCH: What’s up? You got the preshow jitters?
FLOYD: I can’t believe that we almost missed out on all this.
We may not be the new kids on the block anymore,
but I’m loving this new edition of us.
SPRUCE: You know, I’m really glad
those 98 degrees of separation are behind us.
FLOYD: Just as long as we’re together.
CLAY: [Chews] Mmm. Hey, you guys gotta try this menudo.
BOOM: Guys, are we sure this is the place?
TRICKEE: Well, it does match the postcard.
HYPE: “Wish you were here”?
Branch is the only one I know who talks like that.
ABLAZE: Oh, here we go now!
JOHN DORY: That new song is sick, Branch!
I knew you had it in you.
BRANCH: Oh, yeah, thanks.
It’s, you know, just a little something me
and a few of my buddies were working on.
JOHN DORY: What?
[bandmates whistling]
BRANCH: Hey, here they are now.
[whistling continues]
BRANCH: What? You didn’t think BroZone was the only band
I’ve ever been in, did you?
Please.
CLAY: Now, these guys know how to flex the drip.
JOHN DORY: You are so in sync.
[laughing]
BRANCH: Did you hear what he said?
[chuckles]
BOOM: I don’t get it.
POPPY: Hey, Branch, it’s almost showtime,
and I was just thinking maybe we could
What?
KISMET:
♪ Just let me take you To a better place ♪
♪ I’m gonna make you Kiss the sky tonight ♪
♪ Yeah, if you let me Show the way ♪
♪ Show the way ♪
♪ I’m so excited To see you excited ♪
POPPY: Yeah!
KISMET:
♪ I’ll take you To a better place ♪
♪ Yoohoo ♪
♪ And, baby, You can love me on the way ♪
♪ We’re flying up To outer space ♪
♪ I’m so excited To see you excited, yeah ♪
♪ I like to see you Lose control ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Ain’t nobody better We do it better ♪
♪ I know a place Say that you’ll go with me ♪
♪ Ain’t nobody better We do it better ♪
[crowd cheering, whistling]
KISMET AND BROZONE:
♪ Just let me take you To a better place ♪
♪ Better place ♪
♪ I’m gonna make you Kiss the sky tonight ♪
♪ Yeah, if you let me Show the way ♪
♪ Show the way ♪
♪ I’m so excited To see you excited ♪
♪ I’ma take you To a better place ♪
♪ Yoohoo ♪
♪ And, baby, You can love me on the way ♪
♪ We’re flying up To outer space ♪
♪ I’m so excited To see you excited, yeah ♪
♪ So excited ♪
♪ I like to see you Lose control ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Ain’t nobody better We do it better ♪
♪ I know a place Say that you’ll go with me ♪
♪ Ain’t nobody better We do it better ♪
[crowd cheering]
KING PEPPY: Yahoo!
POPPY: Yeah! Whoohoo!
BRANCH: Poppy, I have a small proposal.
[clears throat] Will you…
POPPY: Join the band?
Of course I will. I thought you would never ask.
BRANCH: You know me too well. Now get up here and sing with us.
POPPY: [screams] Viva!
Viva, get up here. We’re in the band!
VIVA: [screams]
This is my dream life!
BRANCH: ♪ The only rule Is get on your feet ♪
♪ I don’t wanna see nobody Heating up their seat ♪
POPPY: ♪ And if you believe it ♪
BRANCH: ♪ If you about it ♪
BRANCH AND POPPY: ♪ No matter Where you’re from ♪
The apple don’t fall Far from it ♪
BROZONE, POPPY AND VIVA: ♪ Now people wanna know When they see us dancing ♪
♪ Wanna know How we got those moves ♪
♪ People wanna bottle it up Up, up, up ♪
♪ But no can do ♪
♪ People wanna know How to find that feeling ♪
♪ Wanna know How we got that groove ♪
♪ They’re thirsty For the juice ♪
BRANCH: ♪ But I’ma tell you The truth ♪
BROZONE, POPPY AND VIVA: ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It runs in the family ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It runs in the family ♪
♪ It’s all about you and me ♪
VIVA: ♪ Any color It doesn’t matter ♪
BRANCH: ♪ The way you’re shining ♪
♪ On the inside’s All I’m after ♪
POPPY: ♪ A different mama ♪
VIVA: ♪ A different mister ♪
BRANCH: ♪ Talk your talk And walk your walk ♪
♪ You know I’m right there with you ♪
♪ And… ♪
BROZONE, POPPY AND VIVA: ♪ People wanna know When they see us dancing ♪
♪ Wanna know How we got those moves ♪
♪ People wanna bottle it up Up, up, up ♪
♪ But no can do ♪
♪ People wanna know How to find that feeling ♪
♪ Wanna know How we got that groove ♪
♪ They’re thirsty For the juice ♪
BRANCH: ♪ But I’ma tell you The truth ♪
BROZONE, POPPY AND VIVA: ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It runs in the family ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It runs in the family ♪
♪ It’s all about you and me ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It runs in the family ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It runs in the family ♪
♪ It’s all about you and me ♪
TINY DIAMOND: So the nachos was good. That was a lot of fun.
And then I got to drive the van. That was cool.
So then we got locked in the mini golf course,
and there was a giant clown head
that started talking to us, man.
[exhales sharply] Too crazy.
But I’m enjoying the journey. I’m enjoying the journey.
I’m growing. I’m developing.
I feel strong every day.
But, you know, I thought I was ready to be a man.
But I’m gonna keep it baby for a while.
How much I owe you?
This is covered by insurance, right?
No, I’m out of network.
BROZONE, POPPY AND VIVA: ♪ People wanna know When they see us dancing ♪
♪ Wanna know How we got those moves ♪
♪ People wanna know How we got that feeling ♪
♪ Wanna know How we got that feeling ♪
♪ People wanna know When they see us dancing ♪
♪ Wanna know How we got those moves ♪
♪ People wanna know How we got that feeling ♪
♪ It’s all about you and me ♪
[“Perfect” playing]
[“It Takes Two” playing]
CRIMP: Oh, wow. It’s like sunshine in my earholes.
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