Things I Would Do if I Had the Time or Money!/Transcript

* [Rebecca Parham includes a warning, at the beginning of the video, saying: "WARNING: The following video is an unfinished animation started in 2014, but forgot about for some reason. I don't know why a lot of the animation is so awkward and strange, but hey. You've now been warned! Enjoy my nonsense!".]
* Rebecca Parham: Things I would do if I had the time or money: Build and live in a tiny house, become a world champion knife thrower, audition for Cirque du Soleil as a singer or clown, make my house genuinely scary for Halloween, actually play video games for once, make some amount of doomsday preparation, wear 1940s fashion and hair everyday, learn the Lindy Hop, start a swing band, collect spooky looking antiques, become really good at stage and prosthetic makeup, keep my hair dyed in a plethora of different colors, read, become a wine in fancy cheese connoisseur, learn music theory and how to play an instrument, audition to be Tracy Turnblad in hairspray and finally, actually finish a video for once. Yeah, so, that was an animation that I started in 2014, and you know, life happens and you forget about certain things, but that was only about half of the things that I had recorded on that list of things that I would do if I had the time or money. So, if you guys want to see the other half of the list, then let me know in the comment section below, and I'll finish it. Alright, explainers and entertainers. I'm so happy you tuned in, but now, I gotta tune out. Bye! This is perfect, Becca. If you wanted raw Rebecca, you would have gone to my Instagram.
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