Scag/Interactions

==Dialogue==
Entering the Elevator 	
*"the friendfilled visitmaxxer"
Being sprayed with the Spray Bottle, hit by a Snowball, hit by a Tomato, or hit by a Bowling Ball	
*"stop it rude"
*"OW dude"
*"AUGH"
*"please."
*"cmon"
*"HORRIBLECORE"
*"dude."
*"stop"
*"ouch"
*”AQUACORE”
*”AWFULCORE”
*"TOMATOCORE"
*"oh wait this is like mario"
Hit by C4 	
*"this not the bomb"
*"BOMBCORE"
*"HORRIBLECORE"
*"cmon"
Gifted an item 	
*"This is awesomefilled, thanks."
*"Haha. thanks, sucker."
*"Scagalicious."
Reacting to Magnet 	
*"START STOPMAXXING IMMEDIATELY"
*"THIS IS NOT SCAGALICIOUS"
*"YOU ARE EVILCORE, THEY WILL LAUNCH YOU"
*"STOP that. please </3"
*"HURT HURT HURT stop sopt that stooop STOP"
Declining a gifted item 	
*"This is kinda rudemaxxing."
*"No thanks, you're not brightmaxxing, are you?"
*"An intellectualcore like me has no reason to usemaxx this."
Hit with the Tiny Foamer 	
*"dont make me beastshift, PAL"
*"GUNCORE"
*"but heres the shooter"
*"erm.. cringeeee"
*"okay, 6head. RUDEMAXX."
Showered with Petal Cone 	
*"thankk you sm"
*"thank you"
*"oh thats kind thank you for that"
*"awhhh"
*"SWEETCORE"
*"WONDERFULMAXXING"
Flashed with the Flash Beacon 	
*"BRIGHTMAXXING"
*"okay, 6head, RUDEMAXX."
Idle 	
*"Im really hungrymaxxing for a microship or a floppy rn"
*"i actually dont like the neddit forum all that much its pretty lame and ppl are WAY too meanwow on there"
*"I CANNOT RUN THE NEW LAUGH LIFE AND IT LEAVES ME BROKENCORE, soreyy had to just say that"
*"gleeblobloglog"
Voice lines 	
* "The shoppers have entered"
* "Hello, COWARDS, you will purchase my items."
* "Hello, FREAKS, you buy my floppies."
* "Thank you for joining us for floppy friday"
* "See you later, hopefully!"
* "Adios!"
* "welcome to the dungeon:P"
Interacting with Bive 	
*"Next time you arrive in my floppyshoppyfilled funland”
*“please dont use me as a computerhead. It was not greatmaxxing.”
*Bive: “Well.. it’s not MY fault you’re the only private internet connection in this WRETCHED ELEVATOR..”
*Bive: “unless.”
*Bive: “DO THEY SEE ME THROUGH THE SCREEN”
*”…oddcoree..”"
*Bive: “I dont UNDERSTAND…”
*“what’s up bive shmive clive”
*Bive: “THAT… why do you say odd vernacular PHRASES..?.”
*“I dunno, just really rightcore, a bit comfortingfilled!”
*Bive: “GRHH.. it feels like CODE. One’s and zero’s…”
*"Hey so about those cursedmaxxing tapes you wanted"
*Bive: "YES?? Did you uncover anything mysterious?"
*"Dependscore"
*"All they really have on them are boringesque vids of a dude eating ice cream LOL"
*Bive: "Ergh.. thats USELESS."
*Bive: "KEEP LOOKING"
*"...cringeeee"
*"Fine, but only because you have a whole trove of floppyfilled extravaganza..."
Interacting with DrRETRO 	
*"You think my stuff would rivalmaxx your medicineheads?"
*DrRETRO: "Meow, mrrp. (Well sugar, I've done my very best at perfecting my craft!)"
*"And I browsemax the internetcores."
*DrRETRO: "Mrrp meow- (Well yes, but-)"
*"Then yeah I think I could lazerusfill patientheads with ease!"
*DrRETRO: "..."
*DrRETRO: "Meow, mrp mew maiu! (Hey sugar, I think I've seen you on tv!)"
*"Oh I was spymaxxing."
*DrRETRO: "mew... mow? (You were... what?)"
*"Spymaxxing."
*DrRETRO: "..."
*"Ugh. I was spying on peopleheads."
*"For a medicalcore meowmaxxer, your voccab needs some improvement."
*"Do you like pickles."
*"picklemaxxed cucumbercores."
*DrRETRO: "meow muh, meeow? (I enjoy uh.. A lot of different cuisines?)"
*"Then you should shopfill your luncheoncore at my floppy shoppy!"
*"You'll find all your vegetablefilled needs."
*DrRETRO: "Mew mow, mrrow purr. (For an odd little robot, you DO have a good catalog.)"
* DrRETRO: "mrrrp, meeow? (Do you have a body?)"
* "nah not really."
* DrRETRO: "meeow mraow. (Yeah me neither.)"
Interacting with FleshCousin 	
*"These freakmaxxers really gotta stop crowding my shops sometimes."
*"They dont even buy anything!"
*FleshCousin: "buying is for frying the pie plates with crowds."
*"...cringe...."
*"Methinks this thingamajicalistic fantastic friend eats biochips…"
*"What do you think, odd flesh creature?"
*FleshCousin: "chips... and dips.. erughhhhh..."
*"mmm.... plastic microchips... hungrycore for data rn.."
*FleshCousin: "hunngeerr... ffeedd food with great care and haste."
*"Proto Schmoto says you communicatecore others speech diagnosticmashers.."
*FleshCousin: "Core Create Care Corporation withh a journey to reconcile."
*"Oh this is amusingfilled..."
*FleshCousin: "Filled with the deceit of dreams and promises the one finds amusement in fears and mashers."
*"..What an oddmaxxing parrothead!"
Interacting with Folly 	
*"..."'
*"What's with the staremaxxing, freakcore?"
*"You got something to sayfill?"
*Folly: "Your autonomy is peculiar."
*Folly: "Your plastic shell holds a system of vast knowledge."
*"Yuh huh. And what about it, scaremaxxer?"
*Folly: "I will enjoy ripping it out of you."
*Folly: "When the time comes."
*"...cringeee"
*
*"YAWWWN i've seen horrorfilled movies more scarecore'd than you."
*Folly: "Your lack of understanding of what I am will be your end."
*Folly: "Scag."
*"This is why horror movies are so problemfilled."
*"Just because you knowmaxx their name doesn't make you scarecore, LOL!!"
*Folly: "...What an annoyance."
*
* "You're a new strangefolk, arriving in town."
* "You're camomaxxing in a sea of shadowfilled areas!"
* "What a cheatermaxxer."
* Folly: "I have my ways of getting the weak and restless to succumb into my world."
* Folly: "And I feast."
* Folly: "And I feel.. free. Away from fate."
* "Mm. Seems like you're foolmaxxing yourself."
* "Nothing goodfilled with come from that!"
*
* "melanies consciousness is like entirely uploaded to giggle drive"
*Folly: "Don't be a stickler."
* "lalalala"
*Folly: "I will deactivate you."
*Folly: "Don't try me."
Interacting with Gnarpy 	
*"Hey"
*"Are you chillcore with the aliens on the telly"
*Gnarpy: "What the ZLARPLE is a... 'telly'??"
*"OH you don't get the humorfilled joke do you"
*Gnarpy: "You ztupid boxez and your.. POP culture DRIVEL."
*"Hey bud."
*"Not."
*"Chillcore."
*"because of you freaks, my last shipment came in DESTROYED and LATE..."
*"by the time I got my 3rd century B.R.T floppy disk.."
*"it was incredibly kafkaesque and I personally was not feeling it."
*Gnarpy: "Itz INZULTING to think a WARRIOR like gnarp would ever be ztuck delivering BOXEZ."
*Gnarpy: "An army cant be lead with zome ZOFT PAWZ too BUZY handling CARDBOARD!"
*"DANG"
*"I'll try to catch the right meowpal next time"
*"strange odd alien thing spotted in the elevator"
*"AND ITS SPACECORE"
*Gnarpy: "I REFUZE TO TALK TO YOU."
*"it is NOT speechtastic"
*Gnarpy: "GNEEL YOUR BLARP YOU GNARPLY GNAB!! ZHUT UP ZHUT UP!!"
*Gnarpy: "TO ZPEAK TO A GENERAL IN ZUCH ZLURPIAN WAYZ IS DEZPICABLE YOU ZNOING!!"
*"...Cringe!"
Interacting with Infected 	
*"Hey gamer guy"
*"Have you checked out my awesomefilled floppyshoppy warehouse?"
*"Just got stocked up in some gamer gear for pros like you"
*Infected: "1 gu3ss 1 c0Uld St0P by.."
*Infected: “00H 1 C0ulD g3t S0m3 sn4cks ^ - ^"
*Infected: "m4Yb3 1 C0uLd l34V3 a Tr41L 4 p0Pt4Rt 2 f0lL0w H0m3!"
*"ERRM.."
*"Good news and Bad news.."
*"BAD NEWS! I don't have any snacks"
*"GOOD NEWS!.. Floppy disks. A LOT of em."
*"Try a Floppy disk! They're full of WONDER!"
*Infected: "N4h.. d0n't n33d 4Ny 0f Wh4t3V3r tH0se R"
*"WHAT"
*"LAME..."
* Infected: "S1111ck!"
* Infected: "D1dn't kn0w u c0ulD Br1NG ur g4M1nG s3tuP w1t u"
* "NORP!"
* "You can't"
* Infected: "W4T U C4N T4LK??"
* Infected: "4 H4UNT3D T4LK1NG TV?????"
* "heh.. Yes I am FILLED WITH EVIL!"
* "and I'm going to to GET YOU"
* Infected: "ST0P ST0P 44444444H!!!!"
* "haha."
* Infected: "H3y br4h.."
* Infected: "Y d0 U T4lk l1k3 th4T O - o?"
* "great question!"
* "Answer:"
* "Because I'm awesomefilled and cool to the MAX"
* "Now a question for YOU!"
* "How do you speak with numbers in your words!? It's FREAKY"
* Infected: "Duh. 1tz G4m3r Sp34k."
* Infected: "U w0ulDnT g3t 1t CuZ uR n0T c00L l1k3 m3h - . -"
* "..."
* "cringeeee"
Interacting with Lampert 	
*"You REEK of governmenting implementmaxxing LIQUID POWER."
*Lampert: "...You mean my hand sanitizer?"
*"Yeah thats what I saidfilled"
*"Do you have it in your ears too?"
*Lampert: "I'm.. a lamp. I dont have ears.."
*"And I'm a SCAG."
*Lampert: "...ugh."
*"We both have brightmaxxing lightheads... WOW."
*Lampert: "Er.. yep...."
*"..."
*"WOW we're really awkward LOL do I make you uncomfortableesque"
*Lampert: "Nope. Just a minor, dusty, blaring inconvenience."
*"WOMP WOMP"
*Lampert: "You're filled with so much... dust."
*Lampert: "Honestly, do people even care about sanitizer at this point?"
*Lampert: "A vacuum??"
*Lampert: "Maybe a DUSTER??"
*"hey lamp boy"
*"this is my prizedcore collection of dustmaxxing clusters...."
*"It means a whole LOTFILLED to SCAGCORE central!"
*Lampert: "Eugh.. tell that to my allergies..."
Interacting with Mannequin_Mark 	
*"You're really woodlike and sawdustmaxxing"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Yep, gettin' that hard work done!"
*"That's really really GROSS"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Hey, it's a good profession!"
*"propabaly"
*"go get cleancore soon though"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Yunno, I went to yer shop the other day for some deals..."
*Mannequin_Mark: "But all ya sell are weird doo-dads and bananers!"
*"Well yeah"
*"It's a hardware store, I'm warefilled"
*"You think i'm gonna sit there scaggmaxxing around?"
*"NO i'm selling hardware."
*Mannequin_Mark: "... Yeesh, alrighty."
*"Hey guy"
*"Your hat is cooool"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Oh yeah? Well its top quality in th' business!"
*"Can i have it"
*Mannequin_Mark: "What.. No!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Goshdarn computers these days..."
*"..."
*"cringeeee"
*Mannequin_Mark: "I just really miss him."
*"OH MY GOD"
*"DO YOU TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE"
*"DON’T YOU HAVE A JOB OR SOMETHING"
*Mannequin_Mark: "You're terrible."
*"shore thang pardner."
Interacting with Melanie 	
* Melanie: "Hey Scag.. Do you t-think we could.."
* Melanie: "Make my h-head more durable?"
* "DEFINITELYCORE"
* "You got the fundsfilled pockets?"
* Melanie: "Ahh... would unlimited treats at Mozelle's work..?"
* "DEALCORE"
Interacting with Mozelle 	
*"hey wanna know what i do for fum"
*Mozelle: "Sure"
*Mozelle: "What would that be?"
* "i say things to purposefully anger ppl for attention."
*Mozelle: "I'm sorry?"
*"good"
*Mozelle: "..."
* "please say something back to me"
*Mozelle: "You need to get better hobbies!"
*"oneee dayy"
Interacting with PartyNoob 	
* "hmmmm"
* PartyNoob: "scag! wuts up??"
*"im feeling like a curioushead"
* "I need to find ways to boostmax my income at my store"
*PartyNoob: "mayb i can throw a party there!"
*PartyNoob: "thatll bring people in!"
*"YAYA"
*"THATLL WORK"
*"happy joyous birthdayfilled occasion btw"
*PartyNoob: ":)"
*"pooobsterrrr..."
* "Did you find any new thingamajigs."
*PartyNoob: "O YA UR IN LUCK!! i got a buncha new data chips to u!"
*PartyNoob: "a lady gave some 2 me at stud camp! she said her friend didnt liek dem anymore.."
*"PRECIOUSWOWROMS"
*"we should prepare for ultimatum game-sesh sooncore. can we CAN WE"
*[INCOMPLETE DIALOGUE]
*PartyNoob: "since u work in dat busines.."
*PartyNoob: "do u hav any competitors??"
*"YES. BUT."
* "do not give them money."
* "They're all constantly LOSEMAXXING!"
*"'specially that smilecore oddball. it gives me the CREEPS"
*PartyNoob: "b nice!"
*"but theres plentycore of shops out there."
*"try pressing all the buttons lol!"
*
*"poob i wanna be embroidered"
*PartyNoob: "whuh?"
*"i need to be embroidered onto a hoodie."
*"you dont get me"
Interacting with Pest 	
*"I always see you metalcarrying and scrapmaxxing"
*"Whats with that?"
*Pest: "None of your business."
*"but-"
*Pest: "Keep talking, and im crushing you into scrap next."
*"..."
*"How do I block this guy chat."
*Pest: "What do you even sell at your shop?"
*"oh my shop?"
*"I sell mainly floppy disks! and some other FUNFILLED GADGETS!"
*Pest: "Interesting..."
*"would you like to visit sometime?"
* Pest: "Oh, I sure will."
*Pest: "クククク..." ("Hehehehe...")
*"COOLCORE!"
Interacting with Pilby 	
* “You’re friends with that purplefilled heightmaxxing freakright??”
*Pilby: “I think so..! She’s helped me an awful lot..”
*“She often comes in looking for oldfilled relics.”
*”She’s a little intimidatingcore... YUCK!”
*Pilby: “She means well, I hope..! :0)”
*
*Pilby: "You don't happen to have a.. gosh what was it..."
*Pilby: "a Gee-Pea-Ess?"
*"HAHA LOL"
*"yeah but its only for my own datafilled infomaxxing."
*Pilby: "Wha..."
*"It's for MY STUFF pal."
*Pilby: "Ah.. golly, sorry.. :0("
Interacting with Prototype 	
* "ARE YOU READY FOR"
*"GAMEUM NIGHT ULTIMATE 10000"
*"with exclusive puzzlefilled fun."
*Prototype: "I sure am!! My sensors indicate it'll take us 10 hours to get halfway through the game!!"
*Prototype: "aaaand I have tons of cd's we can watch through my processors!"
* "WINCORE."
*Prototype: "I still can't believe your cable management.."
*Prototype: "It's like nothings there!!"
*"I am very organizedfilled. Yours... not so peak.."
*Prototype: "ah its fine!! Helps the ventilation system system with glitches!"
*"My processer is often fastcore due to my AMAZING THINKING."
*Prototype: "hehe yep! *BzzT*"
*Prototype: "Hehe, did you see the look on that customer's face??"
*"IT WAS HUMORFILLED!!"
*"the way they slipped on that banana was incredibly scagcore."
*Prototype: "hehe! We're the best pranksters ever!"
*"prototype.."
*"let's play a game"
*Prototype: "sure!"
*Prototype: "What's it called"
*"STRAWBERRYS"
*"and I ALWAYS win."
*Prototype: "hmmm.."
*Prototype: "okay!"
*"I WILL WINMAX"
*"dude im gonna totally crash out"
*Prototype: "What?"
*"I can't take it anymore prototype"
*Prototype: "Can't take what?"
*"I'm totally seethemaxxing"
*Prototype: "Don't worry, it'll get better *BzzT*"
*"i CAN'T stop drinking oil....."
*"I CAN'T stop drinking CRUDE OIL"
*Prototype: "scag?"
*"I JUST can't stop"
*"hello?"
*"I can't stop drinking CRUDE OIL"
*Prototype: "LETS DRINK CRUDE OIL TOGETHEEEER!!!!"
*"YESSSSSS"
*"prototype......"
*Prototype: "What?"
*"im rotttingggggg"
*Prototype: "I'm sorry to hear that."
*"rotttingggggg"
*"If you ever find a big dangerous robot mech do you promise to connect me to it?
*Prototype: "What?"
*"PLEASE PROTOTYPE"
*Prototype: "Oh sure!"
*"YAY"
*"thanksssssssss"
*"in advance"
*Prototype: "no problem!"
Interacting with Reddy 	
*"Your refurbished diner is foodmaxxing entertainmentwinning!"
*Reddy: "We take pr-pr-pride in our establishments!"
*Reddy: "They're made with *KZZRTT*top-notch care!"
*"Yeah"
*"I really like the way the animatronics produce sparks"
*"IT ADDS TO THE AESTHETICCORE"
*Reddy: "..."
*Reddy: "Maintenance has been contacted for repairs!" 
*"do you eat nightguards"
*"like in the hit video gamemaxxing series."
* "FNARB!!!!"
*Reddy: "Red Ball Diner is not responsible for."
*Reddy: "or associated to"
*Reddy: "a-any and all missing persons cases."
*"uhuhh......."
*"LAME"
*"HELLO"
*"REDDY REDBALL"
*"from-"
*Reddy: "Welcome to The Red Ball Diner!" 
*Reddy: "Where mediocrity and pleasantness come to I-"
* Reddy: "life. *KZZRT*"
* "oh COOLWOW"
* "you're just like in the games at my store!"
Interacting with Split 	
*"ermm..."
*"methinks that the little hamsters in my internal structure has stopped the production of joyfilled thoughts..."
*"AND SCAGCORE KNOWLEDGE!"
*Split: "WOAH!"
*Split: "You have hamsters controlling you???"
*"ya.. I do.."
*"NAH! I was just "SLASH JAYING" you!"
*Split: "I've been bamboozled??"
*Split: "That's NUTS!"
*Split: "It's really neat seeing new faces here"
*Split: "And a talking TV screen??"
*Split: "What an 'in-telly-gent' pal!"
* "DUDE"
*"Your sillytalk is on POINT"
*"perhaps too wackycore for my artificially made brain to comprehend.."
*"hey, hey bornana"
*Split: "yello?"
*"You seem like the type of crazycore shopper, that could go NUTS"
*"in my WONDERFILLED warehouse of goodies and trinkets"
*Split: "OH yeah! You're that TV screen that sells miniature banana peels!"
*Split: "I always grab a 'bunch' while I'm there!"
*"heh............ cool."
Interacting with Spud! 	
*Spud: "I uh... spud... used to um..."
*Spud: "have an old... monitor... like you... I think... spud.
*"Dude thats like scagcore"
* "Do you still have it on your personbeing?"
*Spud: "Huh... do I... would it be at spud home...?
*Spud: "Does spud... have a... home?
*"wuh oh"
*"dont fret spudmaxxer, you'll probably find your home"
*Spud: "Hm, thanks... spud." 
*Spud: "Do you enjoy.. puzzles? spud.."
*Spud: "Spud would quite like to be.."
*Spud: "fixed like one.. haha.. dumb spud.."
*"I DO"
*"1000 or 10000 HEATDEATH MAXIMUS?"
* Spud: "Oh Spud doesn't actually..-"
*"we could do 5000 for a middlewow route"
*"we can sit all quietcore for hours trying to figure it out together!"
*Spud: ".. When you put it like that.. it does sound.. appealing"
*Spud: "spud spudhah.. Maybe if it's by a campfire.."
*"HEY.. are you interested in some blubberblabber?"
*Spud: "Spud would quite enjoy.. uh.. to hear people talk.."
*Spud: "About whatever-spud keeps them happy..! I spud.."
*"GOOD. great. cool cool cool."
*"you can pass by my flopstore so i can tell you all about the floppys i have!"
*"my floppy disk collection was made for FEARMAXXING"
*Spud: "Will.. try! spud spud.."
*Spud: "Sounds.. 'spudcore'?.. Eugh.. oh.."
Interacting with STAT 	
* "Hey aren't you from that one anime?"
* "That's like totally kawaiimaxxing and moe"
* STAT: "I really hope prototype drops you!"
* "wat...."
* STAT: "Apologies, just thinking out loud!"
* "O_O"
* "freaky!"
* "Hey do you wanna advertise my shopfilled shop floppy shoppy?"
* "We've got sweaters"
* STAT: "..."
* STAT: "I'm good"
* STAT: "I have a feeling you wouldn't pay me!"
* "..."
* "Do you accept blibblecoin?"
* STAT: "What kind of operating system do you run??"
* STAT: "You seems like you don't really know what you're doing!"
* "I run off the giggledrives"
* "The giggledrives are the key, man."
* STAT: "I don't think those exist!"
* STAT: "You might have a virus!"
* STAT: "Or just really dumb!"
Interacting with Unpleasant 	
*"Next time access my store"
*"seeking MY valuemaxxing curios,"
*"wear deoderant."
*"Unpleasant: "..."
*"It's stinkcore whenever you're there."
*"YUCK"
*"this THING has access to my shop?"
*"Unpleasant: "..."
*"LAMEFILLED"
*"YOU ARE NOT WELCOME"
*"Unpleasant: "..."
*"oh..."
*"thats unpleasant..."
*"Unpleasant: "..."
*"thats unpleasant of my comfort gradient..."
*"Unpleasant: "..."
Interacting with Wallter 	
*Wallter: "I'm quite interested in your habits, Ms. Scag!"
*Wallter: "Why do you throw out the records when you obtain them?"
* "THE ALBUM COVERS ARE SICKCORE"
* "The artists on them make my screen well with joyfilled whimsy"
*Wallter: "Hm, well if you have any records that are collecting dust, inform me!"
*"Oh no I collectesque the dust too"
*Wallter: "ah.. I see."
*Wallter: "Well, for a small size.."
*Wallter: "you sure do get very high sales, I’m impressed!"
*"I just stay winmaxxing with it"
*"thanks by the way"
*"I’m glad I commissionheaded you for the building LOL"
*Wallter: "Oh, it’s no problem!"
*Wallter: "I look forward in helping you construct more facilities,"
*Wallter: "As long as it’s concrete, that is!"
*"Spellmaxx this out for me real quick"
*"Your projects can range up to skyscraperfilled heights??"
*Wallter: "Indubitably!"
*Wallter: "Really, it's part of the brand, as you can see."
*"Hrm....."
*"a floppyshoppy tower..."
*"ONE DAY."
*Wallter: "How are you scag?"
*'shut up stop talking im focused."
*Wallter: "I'm sorry?"
*"I don't quite like europeans"
*Wallter: "Sorry you feel that way, but I'm not"
*"let me focuscore, your words distract me."
*Wallter: "alright"
Category:NPC Interactions