Lil DeVille Joins The Circus

One fine morning, Lil DeVille went to the kitchen and saw her mother, Marilyn Monroe. She told her, "Mom, I just dreamed about being in the circus!"
Marilyn Monroe smiled. "That's good to hear, Lil." she said.
Lil then went to the bathroom and brushed her teeth. Just then, her father, Bruce Wayne, came and told her, "Lil, it's great that you brushed your teeth. But it's early."
Lil said, "I don't want to be late for the circus, Daddy."
"The circus?" Bruce asked, "The circus isn't until tomorrow."
Lil was upset. She ran from the bathroom and into the living room.
Meanwhile, Bruce and Marilyn told their daughter, Barbara Gordon, their son-in-law, Luke Fox, and their sons, Terry McGinnis, Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne, about how terrible Lil was.
"Look, Dad, Lil never stops." Damian said.
"Yes, Damian." Bruce replied.
He then turned to Lil and said, "How about we make some toast? We could make into bats!"
Lil yelled, "No, Daddy! Toast is for big kids! Besides, I'm going to the circus no matter what people say!"
"Dad, why is Lil being so mad?" Barbara asked.
"She wants to go to the circus." Bruce said.
"And, how she'll never behave? She won't stop whining about it." Terry said.
"True." Bruce said.
"But, Mommy, I didn't mean to do anything terrible. I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!!" Lil shouted.
"Lil, stop!" Marilyn told her.
"Hey, Dad. If Lil never stops being terrible, can you ground her?" Dick asked.
"Sure, Dick." Bruce said.
"Oh yeah, Bruce. Just ground her." Luke said.
Bruce went over to Lil and told her, "Lillian Marie Jillian DeVille Wayne, how dare you misbehave about the circus! That does it! You are grounded for two weeks! Go to bed and go to sleep!"
Lil got very angry. She glared angrily at Bruce and yelled, "YOU ARE AS EVIL AS COCO LABOUCHE!!!" She then went upstairs to her bedroom in tears, where her twin brother, Phil DeVille, their friends, Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Kimi Finster, Susie Carmichael and Dil Pickles are waiting for her.
"So just Luke, my seven best friends, my three brothers, my three aunts, and I are going?" Barbara asked.
"Yes, dear." Marilyn told her.
Barbara was so happy. She said, "Yay!!" She then went upstairs to her bedroom, with Terry McGinnis, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Luke Fox, Brenna Wayne, Kate and Kathy Kane following her, where her friends, Donna Troy, Kara Danvers, Garfield Logan, Victor Stone, Kori Anders, Rachel Roth, and Tara Markov, are waiting for them.
"When will Lil learn?" Bruce asked.
"Yes, Bruce." Marilyn said.
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