Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman was born on July 1st, 1988, and he's a stupid crazy maniac who his friends with Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick. Cartman is the leader of the Cartman Gang (which consists of him and his three friends), and he has committed various crimes with Kenny, however he did not go in Aika's house but she beat up Kenny, so Cartman hates her. Cartman is also in prison, but Kyle is not in prison because he is planning to get Cartman out of prison.
When Cartman was first in prison, he was determined to stay and use the walls to make plans to make an escape. However, he had to scrape the paint off because the guards knew his plan. Then he did what Kenny did which was digging a hole and squeezed in. 
When he was a kid, his idle was to be like Cristiano Ronaldo, but his parents and his freinds laughed at him for being stupid. 
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