A Bottle of Wine

Sarah was driving home from one of her business trips in the Midwest when she saw an elderly woman walking alone on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sarah tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown paper bag on the seat next to Sarah.
"What's in bag?" asked the old woman.
Sarah looked down at the bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The woman was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade."
Category:Travel Humor
Category:Food jokes
Category:Aging Humor