Regret (Unused Mix) - Persona 5: Dancing Star Night

"Regret (Unused Mix) - Persona 5: Dancing Star Night" is a high quality rip of the unused mix of "Regret" from Persona 5: Dancing Star Night.
==Jokes==
This rip continues from "Alleycat (Unused Mix) - Persona 5: Dancing Star Night".
As the advertised track plays, Acapela Box's "Will (LittleCreature)", a text-to-speech voice that sounds like Yoda, reads out this copypasta, but with various edits made so that it's about wanting to find Makoto Niijima in real life. At the end of the monologue, a clip from the video "Star Wars - Return of the Jedi Deleted Scene - Yoda is Racist!" by DukeOnkledNukem echoes out.
The rip comes with closed captions that, instead of transcribing the monologue, contain a monologue based on this copypasta, also edited to be about Makoto Niijima.
==Transcript==
Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and smart and my age and student council president, perhaps even in this Palace. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl with a bountiful sense of justice that I can cuddle with (even if only possible on PS4 and PS3) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart. Please, just let me find Makoto Niijima in real life. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes. Please, I'm fucking shaking. I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.
==Captions==
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Makoto Nijima.
That perfect, curvy body.
Those bountiful senses of justice.
The child bearing hips of a literal goddess.
It honestly fucking hurts
knowing that I'll never mate with her,
pass my genes through her,
and have her birth a set of perfect student counsel offspring.
I'd do fucking
A N Y T H I N G
for the chance to get Makoto Nijima pregnant.
A N Y T H I N G.
And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear.
Why would Atlas create something so perfect?
To fucking tantalize us?
Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys,
I just fucking can't anymore.
Fuck.
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Category:Pre-release rips
Category:Captioned videos