Do NOT Buy!

I Said, Don't Buy It!
== Ernie's Entrance ==
* [Begins with Ernie running on a scooter through a park where he passes by a door on the grass. He notices it and comes back to the door]
* Ernie: What is this doing in here? [Opens the door and goes inside the hole] It's dark in here. Good thing there's a flashlight. [Turns the flashlight on] Wow, Better show Bert this! [He sees a sign] It is Far from anyone. But What is it? [Starts running until he reaches the end of the path. He sees a table with a Pink Mallet, a baby bottle and a disc container, which had a sticker on the front of the casing which says "PLAY FOR YOUR LIFE"] Play For Your Life? Huh. Never seen that one before. [Back in the Overground] Hey! I Found a Disc.
* Marcie: I'm not sure you want to play that game, sir. This is the third time someone's brought it back, and there's a note on it that says "Free and Private."
* Ernie: Who Cares. [That night at Ernie's Room, Ernie walk into his room and places his new disc into his computer's CD tray.] I can't wait for it.
* [The Next Morning. Alex and Bert enters Ernie's room. Ernie is not here]
* Bert: Uh, Ernie?
* Alex: Maybe he's not here.
* Bert: Well, guess he's not going anywhere. [Both Leave, But the Computer turns on with Ernie in it]
* Ernie: Did anyone see me? I'm not dead but I'm on computer. [Cemetery. Ernie's casket is being lowered into the plot. Present at the funeral are Elmo, Cookie Monster, Bert, Big Bird, Grover, Zoe, Telly Monster, and Baby Bear.]
* Telly Monster: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
* Gravestone: R.I.P. "Ernie of Sesame Street" 1969-2016. Rubber Duckies had send him to sea.
* Grover: Goodbye, Friend. [He starts to sob and Bert comforts him]
* Bert: Yeah, I Know. You're never going to see him again. [the screen powers off]
* [An arc of electricity moves from the computer and passes through a power outlet before traveling through the power cables outside]
* [Power-Works Mall. where Bert is depressed]
* Bert: [at a glass screen in front of several monitors.] I Wish Ernie was here.
* Ernie: [Off-Screen] HI BERT! [Ernie is shown on a television screen, acting lovingly at Bert]
* Bert: Ernie! Oh man, I'm so relieved to see you! Although, sorta confused.
* Ernie: I am... [Points to toy dog on a shelf, making it bark] special. [A screen shows people working on computers, who Ernie refers to as, "The Programmers."] The programmers tried to delete me. [Screen shows various people working on computers, focusing on one in particular. An "X" appears on his computer and a word bubble saying "I don't understand". He starts working harder and is about to delete the program but is cremated to death] So I had to delete them. Oh, I Know what you're thinking. You want to make me get out of the program.
* Bert: But what if you don't. You would die and I would be heartbroken.
* Ernie: Don't Worry Bert. I Will Come out of the program.
Category:Sesame Street
Category:Peanuts