優酪乳少女 (Yōuluòrǔ Shàonǚ)

== Lyrics ==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
回家的路上有一點口渴 	huíjiā de lùshàng yǒu yīdiǎn kǒukě 	On my way home, I feel a bit thirsty,
於是進到便利商店裡面 	yúshì jìndào biànlì shāngdiàn lǐmiàn 	so I enter a convenience store.
看看有什麼飲料可以喝 	kànkàn yǒu shénme yǐnliào kěyǐ hē 	Looking to see if any drinks were available,
這時候發現驚人的事實 	zhè shíhòu fāxiàn jīngrén de shìshí 	at this time, I discover something astonishing.
 	 	
沒想到優酪乳正在打折 	méi xiǎngdào yōuluòrǔ zhèngzài dǎzhé 	I never could’ve imagined that yogurt is currently on sale.
兩瓶特價就只要七九折 	liǎng píng tèjià jiù zhǐyào qījiǔ zhé 	At a discount, two bottles are 21% off.
這種宛如惡魔般的誘惑 	zhèzhǒng wǎnrú èmó bān de yòuhuò 	How can I possibly resist
到底叫我該如何抗拒呢 	dàodǐ jiào wǒ gāi rúhé kàngjù ne 	this kind of insidiously evil temptation?
 	 	
於是我最後買了兩瓶回家 	yúshì wǒ zuìhòu mǎile liǎng píng huíjiā 	Thus, in the end, I buy two bottles and return home,
但是其實我根本就喝不下啊 	dànshì qíshí wǒ gēnběn jiù hēbùxià a 	but actually, I can’t possibly drink this much.
我一邊苦惱到底該怎麼辦 	wǒ yībiān kǔnǎo dàodǐ gāi zěnmebàn 	While I racked my brain for what to do,
一邊把優酪乳放在桌子上 	yībiān bǎ yōuluòrǔ fàngzài zhuōzishàng 	I put the yogurt on the table.
最後我還是決定今天暫時 	zuìhòu wǒ háishì juédìng jīntiān zhànshí 	Finally, I decide that I’ll simply drink one bottle today
先喝一瓶就好明天喝第二瓶 	xiān hè yīpíng jiù hǎo míngtiān hē dì'èr píng 	and then drink the second one tomorrow.
但是正當我把優酪乳慢慢拿起來的時候 	dànshì zhèngdàng wǒ bǎ yōuluòrǔ mànmàn ná qǐlái de shíhòu 	But right as I slowly begin to lift up the yogurt,
出現光芒 	chūxiàn guāngmáng 	a ray of light appears.
 	 	
「你好我們是優酪乳姊妹 	"nǐ hǎo wǒmen shì yōuluòrǔ zǐmèi 	“Hello, we’re the yogurt sisters.
我們要給你偉大的使命 	wǒmen yào gěi nǐ wěidà de shǐmìng 	We’re here to give you a vitally important mission.
恭喜同學你從今天開始 	gōngxǐ tóngxué nǐ cóng jīntiān kāishǐ 	Congratulations, friend, from today onwards,
成為傳說的優酪乳少女 	chéngwéi chuánshuō de yōuluòrǔ shàonǚ 	you’ve become the legendary Yogurt Girl.
要拿著兩瓶優酪乳出去 	yào názhe liǎng píng yōuluòrǔ chūqù 	Taking hold of two bottles of yogurt,
打敗一大堆邪惡的魔物」 	dǎbài yīdàduī xié'è de mówù" 	you’ll go out and defeat a whole hoard of wicked creatures.”
正當我還搞不清楚狀況 	zhèngdàng wǒ hái gǎobùqīngchǔ zhuàngkuàng 	Right when I’m still trying to make sense of the situation,
外面突然發出一陣巨響 	wàimiàn túrán fāchū yīzhèn jùxiǎng 	a loud sound suddenly comes from the outside.
 	 	
突然外面出現了一隻怪物 	túrán wàimiàn chūxiànle yīzhī guàiwù 	A monster has suddenly appeared outside,
但是不知身體為何不受控制 	dànshì bùzhī shēntǐ wèihé bùshòu kòngzhì 	but I don’t know why my body seems to move without my control.
我就拿著優酪乳朝著怪物跑去 	wǒ jiù názhe yōuluòrǔ cháozhe guàiwù pǎoqù 	With the yogurt in hand, I rush towards that monster.
怪物張開嘴巴吼叫著 	guàiwù zhāngkāi zuǐbā hǒujiàozhe 	The monster opens his mouth and roars.
不斷對著他的嘴噴灑著優酪乳 	bùduàn duìzhe tā de zuǐ pēnsǎzhe yōuluòrǔ 	Can I really defeat him like this,
這樣真的能夠打敗他嗎 	zhèyàng zhēn de nénggòu dǎbài tā ma 	by unceasingly spraying his mouth with yogurt?
這時不知是哪根神經斷掉 	zhèshí bùzhī shì nǎ gēn shénjīng duàndiào 	At this time, I don’t know what strand of reason broke,
突然我的個性超級改變 	túrán wǒ de gèxìng chāojí gǎibiàn 	but my personality suddenly changed completely.
 	 	
哈哈哈哈哈 	hāhāhāhāhā 	Hahahahaha.
乖乖把我那白白的 液體通通給我 喝下去吧 	guāiguāi bǎ wǒ nà báibái de yètǐ tōngtōng gěi wǒ hē xiàqù ba	Come, come, let’s guzzle down all of this white liquid that I have.
哈哈哈哈哈 	hāhāhāhāhā 	Hahahahaha.
看我把白白的東西 噴進你嘴巴裡 	kàn wǒ bǎ báibái de dōngxī pēnjìn nǐ zuǐbā lǐ 	Look at me spraying all this white stuff into your mouth.
哈哈哈 	hāhāhā 	Hahaha.
怪物痛苦的吼著 	guàiwù tòngkǔ de hǒuzhe 	The monster painfully howls,
「好菌多多阿 太健康啦阿」 	"hǎojùn duōduō ā tài jiànkāng la ā" 	“So many probiotics, ahhh, it’s too healthy!”
就爆掉了 	jiù bàodiàole 	and explodes just like that.
這時候發現我的背後站著男生 	zhè shíhòu fāxiàn wǒ de bèihòu zhànzhe nánshēng 	At this time, I discover that a man has been standing behind me,
傻眼看我 	shǎyǎn kàn wǒ 	staring dumbstruck at me.
嫁不出去啦 	jiàbùchūqù la 	I can’t get married anymore!
==Translation Notes==
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