Cure for the common death-The Prequel! Part 1

Description: Shark getting Attack me, Termites getting Bites me, Fat Guy eat 92 Calories getting Bowel out, Ryu & Ken Beats me Adult Man Gamer, Drunk Man or Drunk Woman getting Eliminated, Nazi People Died by a American Army and Family Guy VS The Simpson for a do you know that need with Man VS Woman 
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* SHARK WEEK (END) - A disobedient lifeguard who kept trying to hook up with female surfers and tanners finally gets fired for not listening to his boss for the 15th time in a whole year. But he disobeys and decides to steal his bosses surfboard and surf in the deep end of the beach. Little did he realize that a shark soon swam up next to him and later the shark attacks the lifeguard and bit his leg off and finishes him off by biting his head off - WAY TO DIE # 9880
*Location: Australia 
*Date: June 30, 2004
* KILLER KITE - A guy obsessed with flying kites and living on the beach decides to build a giant kite out of other people's kites. (After he breaks up with his wife the day before) he finally decides today is the day to get his own creation in the air. but when he gets it flying his foot gets entangled in the lines of the giant 115-foot kite he made for 15 months. But soon the kite finally let go and soon the kite flyer fell to his death on the beach beaking every single one of his bones - WAY TO DIE # 1593
*Location: North Carolina 
*Date: October 11, 2013
*FAT-TARD-RETARD-TAT-DEAD - A Fat Guy Addiction eats 92 Calories: 4 Subway - Marinara Meatball, 3 McDonald's - Large French Fries, 3 Wendy's - Poutine, 4 Burger King - Large French Fries, 3 McDonald's - Chocolate Milkshake, 4 Hardee's - Chicken Tenders, 4 Goldfish Crackers Cheddar, 4 McDonald's - Oreo McFlurry, 2 Kinder Buenos Bars, 2 Cadbury - Caramello, 3 McDonald's - Large Coca Cola, 4 McDonald's - Large Mountain Dew, 5 Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, 2 Jolly Ranchers Popsicle, 4 Taco Bell - Taco, 4 Taco Bell - Skittles Slushie, 4 Taco Bell - Cinnamon Twist, 4 Wendy's - Cheeseburger, 1 Hershey Icing, 1 Chocolate Bars, 4 Orange Creamsicle, 3 Waffle House - Pancake, 4 Fudgsicle, 5 McDonald's - Double Cheeseburger, 3 Gallons of Chocolate Milk, 6 McDonald's - Big Macs and 2 Liter of Pop. getting to a Stomach Bursts is a do need to be a Bowel Syndrome or a has so many Abdominal Cavity. Disease to Death - WAY TO DIE #1995
*Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada 
*Date: December 25, 2019
*STREET OUT - A Adult Man Gamer plays Street Fighters IV From PS3 and a use of a lot more than that she was a very well it's named Ryu and Ken at a do you know for a do need Problem all as Ryu & Ken Punches and Beats Adult Man Gamer. Beating to Death - WAY TO DIE #3409
*Location: Lincoln, Oklahoma, United States 
*Date: April 10, 2009
*BFDI: BATTLE FOR DREAM ISLAND - Drunk Man or Drunk Woman hates Battle For Dream Island got of a make to Vote for a do well and a just a kindness to a Speaker named Box you are at Eliminated from Drunk Man or Drunk Woman who Locked or Loser for at a well I guess 12 days for a Starvation or Dehydration at as Drunk Man or Drunk Woman who is Died. Starve or Dehydrate to Death - WAY TO DIE #9246
*Location: Dover, Delaware, United States 
*Date: June 27, 2011
*NAZISM - A Nazi People with at was a very so American President because her has been on a I hope that she American Army shots Nazi People Died. Murder to Death - WAY TO DIE #1197
*Location: United States ------> Germany
*Date: September 11, 1935
*FAMILY GUY VS. THE SIMPSON SHOW DEATH - A Man watchs Family Guy or Woman watchs The Simpson well and a use of a lot more than that keep me be in a with to Adult Cartoon with at Family Guy Characters named: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Chris Griffin, Meg Griffin, Stewie Griffin and Brian Griffin of so many time to at Take you to well easy with Crossover is a do you think that The Simpson Characters named: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Maggie Simpson Man - Family Guy VS Woman - The Simpson do you got of Punching a do you know who Beats me Woman - The Simpson beats Man - Family Guy got of Dead. Beating to Death - WAY TO DIE #1021
*Location: Springfield, Missouri, United States
*Date: September 28, 2014