Portals Bermuda flier

A Portals Bermuda flier can be found in House of Eternal Return. It can also be read on the Society of Peripheral Studies's website here.
== Description ==
This is a flier advertising Lucius Selig's vacation resort called Portals Bermuda.
== Gallery ==
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== Transcript ==
Are you looking for a better paradigm?‍
Find yours today with Master Lucius Selig's Power of Positive Mechanics.‍
Unlock your innate divinity.
Journey to your spirit home.
Achieve anything you can imagine.
Power On! to the greatest adventure of your life.
Introducing
Portals Bermuda. An Inter-Dimensional Vacation Resort.
Portals Bermuda
Inter-Dimensional Vacation Resort.‍
Every reality in the multiverse has one being who can change the dominant paradigm for all eternity. In our dimension, that being is Lucius Selig, Founder and Master of Positive Mechanics. 
Lucius had a dream: he would use his Power to unite the most soulful worlds the multiverse had to offer. It would be a vast, interdimensional resort for the spiritually aware, a place for enlightened playboys and jetsetters, a place where his followers could learn about their innate divinity and have a little fun. Introducing Portals Bermuda: a once-in-a-lifetime vacation destination, the ultimate Spirit Home for every student of Positive Mechanics. 
Don’t wait! Book your pilgrimage to Portals Bermuda, Master Lucius Selig’s premiere resort for the spiritually aware! You’ll enjoy
SKYSAILING in Viridian Heights, a forest with trees taller than most skyscrapers! 
TANNING on Saint Malibados, the multiverse’s most spectacular beach destination, where vacation-time is all the time!
BACKCOUNTRY SKIING on the pristine, untamed ice planet, Todos 7! 
CELEBRATING the birthplace of Positive Mechanics, and Master Lucius’ Spirit Home, the Crystalline Desert World of Murok-Inoo! BREATHING in the oxygen-rich atmosphere of Carboniferous Island, a land of primeval forests located deep in the earth’s Geological Past! 
=== VIRIDIAN HEIGHTS ===
Swing from the trees of this enchanted forest, fitted with tree houses and magical mushrooms for everyone’s enjoyment! Viridian Heights is home to the Baba Yaga hut, a beautiful 12-person lounge-space standing with the legs of a chicken. 
=== SAINT MALIBADOs ===
Kick back and relax on the most spectacular beach in the multiverse! Grab a cocktail, put your feet up, and listen to the waves lapping the shores of paradise. Welcome to Saint Malibados – where vacation-time is all the time!
=== TODOs 7 ===
The Ice Station is a frigid destination and not for the faint of heart! This frozen-over landscape is a perfect destination for the adventuresome traveler. On our guided treks you’ll encounter pristine landscapes, enchanting creatures, and the multiverse’s most intrepid survivors. Leave the world behind and in your wake as you travel beyond the void to Todos 7! 
=== MUROK-INOO ===
Need a change of pace? Looking for something a bit more serene and quaint? Look no further than Murok-Inoo, a gorgeous abode set in a remarkable landscape of rock, crystal, and cacti. Wi-Fi available – and the wonderful living space comes equipped with snacks!
=== CARBONIFEROUS ISLAND ===
Embark into another epoch without leaving the planet! Carboniferous Resort Island is located right here on Earth, 300 million years ago! Kids will love the Permian Petting Zoo, adults will enjoy the atmosphere rich with 20% more oxygen, and everyone will love the food. Gourmet paleo-dishes, prepared with locally sourced pre-extinct species of fish, and garnished with natural ferns, will leave your taste buds wondering why this epoch ever ended in the first place!‍ 
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 
1-707-202-6033
www.powerofpositivemechanics.com
WHY ARE YOU A FAILURE?
Every human being on this Earth is plagued by Negative Thought Patterns. 
NTPs are holding us back and keeping us from fulfilling our dreams. 
DO NOT DESPAIR!
Positive Mechanics will teach you how to grow your Sphere of Positive Influence. 
With your new mental powers, you can actualize any reality you want, including: 
Money
A Better Job
Love
Respect
Humiliating Your Enemies
Weight Loss
THE SKY’S THE LIMIT!
YOUR SPIRIT HOME AWAITS!
When Your Sphere of Positive Influence is strong enough, Master Lucius will take you by the hand and guide you to your Spirit Home. 
WAIT, WHAT IS A “SPIRIT HOME”? 
Think of it as your Personal Kingdom, a place of unimaginable power located in another dimension. Master Lucius has been using his Powers of Astral Projection to guide people to their Spirit Homes for more than a decade! The Positive Energy of your Spirit Home will unlock your Innate Divinity. This gift, this power, is just within your reach! 
WHAT ARE OTHER PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT POSITIVE MECHANICS?
“Positive Mechanics got my life back on track. I used to steal scrap metal for a living and now I own my own business on an alien planet!” 
–Elizabeth Henley, 32, Yoga Instructor 
“Master Lucius is a gift from the cosmos! Now I am better than all of my spiritually mundane friends. Enlightenment feels so good!” 
–Christian Garcia, 32, Portals Programs Director 
“What are you afraid of? Break the chain of Negative Thought Patterns today! Get on the ground floor before Master Lucius ushers in the New Age. There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth. Ascend before it’s too late.” 
–Maddie Hayes, 46, Prophetess 
BLESSINGS, I am Master Lucius Selig, Founder and Master of Positive Mechanics. I used to be just like you: poor, overweight, unhappy. But one day, while I was in a trance, I found myself on the crystalline plains of an alien planet. 
I met Murok-Inoo, a sentient crystal who taught me how to unlock my Innate Divinity with the Power of Positive Mechanics. Murok-Inoo commanded me to share my gifts with the world. Since then, I’ve helped many like yourself discover the High- Definition Lifestyle they deserve. Start Manifesting your Intentions today by signing up for one of my reasonably priced seminars! Join me and Power On! to the greatest adventure of your life! 
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 
1-707-202-6033
www.powerofpositivemechanics.com
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