Clockwork: Emmrich

Clockwork: Emmrich is an Adventure Mission on Penacony. It is part of the Clockwork chapter.
==Start Location==
To start this mission, activate Clockwork and submit to Emmrich in Golden Hour:
==Steps==
# Talk to Emmrich
# Stick the Patent Omnifier onto the luxury speedster.
#* (Optional) Stay in place and observe the owner's reaction.
# Stick the Patent Omnifier onto the telescope.
#* (Optional) Stay in place and observe the Bloodhound's reaction.
# Stick the Patent Omnifier onto the billboard.
#* (Optional) Stay in place and observe the reactions of other billboards.
# Report to Emmrich
==Dialogue==
:Emmrich: Mmm...
:Emmrich: Hmm... hmmm...
: What are you doing?
: Have you lost something?
:Emmrich: ...Hmm? Don't distract me! I'm in the middle of a serious commercialization strategy!
:Emmrich: Heh, look at you! What's that you're wearing...? Funny, I've rarely seen anyone so... "plainly dressed" in Golden Hour. Oh, well, except for those guys deliberately trying to look miserable. 
:Emmrich: ...Oh, yes! Thanks to your sudden appearance, I just came up with a brilliant idea!
:Emmrich: It's called "Beggar's Life Simulation"! Boy, this idea will be a hit!
: Do I really look that bad?
::Emmrich: Come on, ! Take a good look at how everyone around you dresses up. You stick out like a sore thumb in this city!
: Even beggars have dignity.
::Emmrich: Oh, speaking from experience, huh?
::Emmrich: Just take a good look around, , and see how everyone around you dresses up! You stick out like a sore thumb in this city!
:Emmrich: That being said, don't be afraid, my friend! Being a maverick is a rare quality in this part of the world. I know, it's not easy to stay true to yourself!
:Emmrich: Why don't you stick to your own path and continue to be a poor that no one cares about? I promise you, That would be the most fun for everyone.
: Who are you? Have we met before?
::Emmrich: Me? I'm Emmrich, an inventor.
: I don't like the way you talk to me.
::Emmrich: I see. Can't handle the truth, huh?
:: Who on earth are you?
::Emmrich: Well, you'd better remember my name, ... I'm Emmrich, an inventor. 
:Emmrich: I'm not one of those third-rate inventors who tinker in their huts. No. At least a third of all the wonders you're seeing in this city were invented by yours truly!
:Emmrich: But what a shame... I blame my lack of awareness of rights when I first came here, letting others steal all my splendid ideas.
:Emmrich: A word to the wise: If you have a great idea that pops into your head one day, don't be in a hurry to tell anyone about it... Think about its potential business value, so those empty-headed scoundrels won't take it away from you.
:Emmrich: I've got things to do, so I don't have time for idle chatter... Just go into any store and get yourself a decent outfit, will you?
===Talk to Emmrich===
;(After unlocking the Emo Dial)
:The Pepeshi's limbs leap up. You read enthusiasm, jubilation, and some... hubris in his body movements.
:Emmrich: ...Huh? What's going on? I... I suddenly feel wonderful!
:Emmrich: I'm alive... and fully revitalized! Two hundred great ideas just flooded into my mind! All the fools will kneel down before the great Emmrich!
:Emmrich: To hell with the mediocrity of the Intelligentsia Guild! Those guys who know nothing other than so-called "methodology" and "product ideas" will never create anything with a soul!
:Emmrich: One day, I, the Great Emmrich, will come up with groundbreaking inventions and seal a piece of the pie from the IPC!
: Guess it's fantasy time...
: Yay! Awesome! Wow!
:Emmrich: Hey, you! Yeah, stop lollygagging! I need your help, now!
:Emmrich: You should be honored. Not everyone gets a chance to impress ol' Emmrich.
:Emmrich: Come. Let me show you something...
:
: Huh. What's this?
: It's just a piece of paper, right?
:Emmrich: You think it's "just" a piece of paper? Hah, dead wrong!
:Emmrich: Behold, this could be one of the greatest inventions in the history of Penacony! Listen carefully, it's called the "Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier."
: What the heck are you harping on about...
::Emmrich: Heh, no wonder they say tall folks lack wisdom...
: So, abbreviated as "I-POO"?
::Emmrich: ...Consider yourself warned! Show some respect for my invention!
:Emmrich: If you've been keeping up with the news, you know there's always some drama over intellectual property or patents in the real world.
:Emmrich: Wherever there's civilization, there's infringement... It's not just legal stuff anymore... It's practically a law of physics!
:Emmrich: ...But with this invention, I'll wipe out all infringement in Penacony. Trust me, history will look back on this Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier as a milestone in universal civilization!
:Emmrich: And the best part? It's supper easy to use... Watch this!
:Emmrich waves his hand and sticks the Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier on the wall beside him...
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Initiating infringement risk analysis...
:Patent Operative Omnifier: Beep... Analysis complete! Object identified: generic architectural wall-covering in Penacony.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: Beep... Conclusion: The analyses regarding the raw materials, supply chain, and related technologies show no risk of infringement. This object can be used without risk.
:Emmrich: See? That's the power of the Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier! With this, I'm gonna make a boatload of money... Ahem, I mean... I'm gonna protect the rights of all talented inventors in Penacony from infringement!
:Emmrich: Here, take a couple and go. Slap them on anything that's worth... Ahem, anything that looks important! Remember, it's all about social justice and civilization!
: But you've got to give me some more details...
::Emmrich: Fine, I guess a tall fella with limited abilities just can't handle making decisions. Alright, I'll give you a few objects to analyze...
: What's in it for me?
::Emmrich: You greedy tall folk! Isn't it enough to be recognized by the Great Emmrich?
::Emmrich: ...Fine alright! Just do me this favor, and I'll make it worth your while!
:Emmrich: Well... On second thought... I should narrow down the scope of the objects you're to analyze so we won't waste this great invention...
:Emmrich: ...Okay, it's settled! for now.
:Emmrich: Weird... I have such an awesome invention, yet I didn't think of using it before... But never mind! It's better late than never!
;(Obtain )
===Stick the Patent Omnifier onto the luxury speedster.===
;(Talk to Emmrich again, optional)
:Emmrich: Using the Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier is simple! Whenever you spot something suspicious, just slap the Omnifier on it!
:Emmrich: Go analyze a ! Remember, report back to me as soon as you have the analysis results!
:Emmrich: Weird... I have such an awesome invention, yet I didn't think of using it before... But never mind! It's better late than never!
;(Investigate the speedster)
:Steinway Falcon, extended luxury speedster: Soar in Style, Embrace Luxury...
:...Well, who cares about the jingles? Just get the job done and finish the task Emmrich gave you.
;(After submitting the item) 
:With a "slap," you skillfully stick the Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier onto the vehicle, as if you have been handing out flyers on the street for a decade.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Initiating infringement risk analysis...
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Analysis complete! Object identified: Steinway Falcon luxury speedster, Model XV8.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Conclusion: 98.7% of the structure, including the main body, chassis, beam, interior, engine, and other parts, is free from patent infringement risk.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Current risk: The light distribution lenses in the car's headlights adopt Mr. Emmrich's exclusive ultra-low-energy diffraction technology. The commercial specifications for this technology are unclear at the moment.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... To protect the rights of patent creators, a mandatory lock will now be put on your "Steinway Falcon" luxury speedster. Please don't worry. The lock will be automatically unlocked once the infringement risk is resolved!
:The long speech of the "I-POO" is finally over, and you watch a fancy luxury car in front of you turning into a useless pile of scrap metal.
:You feel a mix of emotions. Maybe you should stay for a while to witness the owner's reaction... or just walk away.
====(Optional) Stay in place and observe the owner's reaction.====
: Confused Car Owner
:Confused Car Owner: What the...? I just pressed the button on my remote control, but why is my car not responding at all?
:Confused Car Owner: Hold on, what's this? Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier... What kind of nonsense is this?
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Greetings, vehicle owner. The accessories in your "Steinway Falcon" luxury speedster might be infringing on some patents.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... To protect the rights of patent creators, a mandatory lock has been put on your "Steinway Falcon" luxury speedster. Please don't worry. The lock will be automatically unlocked once the infringement risk is resolved!
:Confused Car Owner: Wh—What!? No way! This is my speedster! I paid a fortune for it!
:Confused Car Owner: You're just a useless piece of paper! I'll just rip you...
:Confused Car Owner: Wh—What? I can't rip it up!? What kind of sorcery is this?
:Confused Car Owner: No! Y—You can't do this to me! I promised Catherine that I'd take her for a ride in the Golden Hour today! You... you are... you... Aaarrrggghhh!
===Stick the Patent Omnifier onto the telescope.===
;(Investigate the telescope)
:A telescope for tourists to enjoy the breathtaking views of the Dreamscape. Emmrich doesn't even leave behind such infrastructure. What a total jerk.
:Just get the task done already, so you can go back and grab the reward for selling your soul.
;(After submitting the item) 
:With a "slap," you stick the Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier onto the telescope, thinking to yourself that it's unlikely to infringe on anything.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Initiating infringement risk analysis...
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Analysis complete! Object identified: a viewing telescope in Penacony.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Conclusion: The analyses regarding the raw materials, supply chain, and related technologies show no risk of infringement.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Current risk: The Dreamweavers of The Family have promised that the telescope would adjust its height to accommodate guests of different sizes. However, the current telescope does not have that feature.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... This design flaw could cause emotional distress to Pepeshi guests, including Mr. Emmrich himself, and potentially lead to legal trouble.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... To protect the rights of all guests in Penacony, a mandatory lock will now be put on the viewing telescope. The lock will be automatically unlocked once the infringement risk is resolved!
:Alright, the long speech about the "I-POO" is finally over, and the telescope in front of you has turned into a useless piece of junk.
:You feel a mix of emotions. Maybe you should stay for a while to witness the other's reactions... or just walk away.
====(Optional) Stay in place and observe the Bloodhound's reaction.====
: Alarmed Bloodhound
:Alarmed Bloodhound: So, is this the telescope that went haywire?
:Troubled Bloodhound: Obviously. Didn't you see the note taped to it? Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier?... What kind of new trickery is this?
:Troubled Bloodhound: Those Dreamchasers just won't stop causing trouble... Can't they just peacefully enjoy their life in this dream?
:Alarmed Bloodhound: I'll... rip it off...
:Alarmed Bloodhound: ...Hmm, I can't rip it off. It doesn't seem to be an ordinary note. Maybe we should report it?
:Troubled Bloodhound: ...You want to disturb the Family head over such a small matter? Think again...
:Alarmed Bloodhound: What will happen if there notes start appearing everywhere like a bad rash? It's better safe than sorry...
===Stick the Patent Omnifier onto the billboard.===
;(Talk to the billboard)
:Zappy Gun Salesman: Zap away discomfort! Instant relief! The best of the best: Zappy Gun!
:Zappy Gun Salesman: Order now and you might win the Zappy Zap-Up Bundle!
:You have no idea what this "Zappy Gun" is supposed to do... although it does sound a bit questionable.
:But anyway, you're not planning on buying these weird toys anyway. Just finish Emmrich's task.
;(After submitting the item) 
:With a "slap," you stick the Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier onto the sales billboard. The billboard topples over, but you swear you didn't exert much force.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Initiating infringement risk analysis...
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Analysis complete! Object identified: a sales billboard.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Conclusion: The analyses regarding the raw materials, supply chain, and related technologies show no risk of infringement.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... Current risk: The billboard is advertising Mr. Emmrich's invention, and he is currently in a dispute with his distributor over the sales share.
:Patent Operative Omnifier: *Beep*... To ensure Mr. Emmrich's rights as the inventor, a mandatory lock will now be put on the sales billboard. The lock will be automatically unlocked once the infringement risk is resolved!
:The billboard is not making sounds anymore, and it's making you feel bad. You can't believe you went to such lengths for that selfish inventor.
:You feel a mix of emotions. Maybe you should stay for a while to witness other's reactions... or just walk away.
====(Optional) Stay in place and observe the reactions of other billboards.====
: Diamond Doll Salesman
:Floatdisc Burger Saleswoman: Oh! ! How did our poor brother end up like this!
:Diamond Doll Salesman: Wonderful! Now that the Zappy Gun billboard is done for, everyone will flock to buy the Diamond Doll!
:Floatdisc Burger Saleswoman: Seriously, mate? Have a little empathy! How can you be so heartless when our brother is lying dead on the street?
:Diamond Doll Salesman: We're billboards, man! We don't have "empathy"!
:Diamond Doll Salesman: And besides, that billboard was not promoting your competitor's product or messing with your business! Of course you can just play the good guy!
===Report to Emmrich===
;(Talk to Emmrich)
:Emmrich: Using the Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier is simple! Whenever you spot something suspicious, just slap the Omnifier on it!
:Emmrich: Go analyze a ! Remember, report back to me as soon as you have the analysis results!
:Emmrich: Weird... I have such an awesome invention, yet I didn't think of using it before... But never mind! It's better late than never!
: I've done what you asked me to do.
:Emmrich: Honestly, I didn't expect tall folks with such quick reflexes. Well, tell me how you did it!
:You report to Emmrich how you put up those Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier...
:Emmrich: ...
:Emmrich: Ha...
:Emmrich: Hahahahaha!!!
:The Pepeshi in front of you suddenly bursts into maniacal laughter... You can't believe the amount of energy he possesses in his tiny body.
:Emmrich: Great! Well done, gulli... I mean, tall !
:Emmrich: I knew it! The Indefinite Patent Operative Omnifier is a game-changer! With it, I'll be qualified for Golden Hour... No, I'll become the richest guy in person in Penacony!
: But I thought it was all about "justice and progress"?
::Emmrich: Oh, right... that... Yeah, that's important too! I haven't forgotten it! Of course not!
: You're all about the money, aren't you?
::Emmrich: Hmm? What did you say?
::Emmrich: Oh yeah, it's also about justice and civilization in the galactic business world! I haven't forgotten it! Of course not!
:Emmrich: Just you wait and see! I, Emmrich, the Great Inventor, will build a business empire in Penacony! Glaux Avenue? Hah, one day, it'll become Emmrich Avenue!
:Emmrich: Oh, right! Here, the payment I promised. It's yours now.
:Emmrich: ...What, not enough? Don't give me that look! You should be grateful to be associated with the future richest man in Penacony!
:Congrats on fixing Emmrich's Emo Dial, tick-tock!
;(Obtain Achievement Dream of Trustification)
;(Talk to Emmrich again, optional)
:Emmrich: You're looking at the Great Inventor Emmrich, the future richest man in Penacony!
:Emmrich: The way you talk to me might determine your future, you know? Treat me and my inventions with respect!
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