King Harkinian Aids Duke Onkled

King Harkinian Aids Duke Onkled is a
== Plot ==
Just as King Harkinian goes to aid Duke Onkled,
== Transcript ==
:Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
:Zelda: No, it's not!
:Link: Zelda, you suck!
:Zelda: Link, shoot yourself!
[King Harkinian enters the castle.]
:Zelda: Father!
:King Harkinian: My dick is what all true homosexuals strive for.
:Zelda: Father, you are an asshole!
:Gwonam: No shit!
:King Harkinian: OAH! I don't have to take this shit, I'm going to Gamelon to aid Duke Onkled.
:Zelda: Fuck Gamelon!
:King Harkinian: OAH! What about Duke Onkled?
:Link: He is a cocksucker!
:King Harkinian: OAH! I'm going to tell Duke Onkled what you said about him.
:Zelda: Bye!
[Soon, King Harkinian is on a ship bound for Gamelon. King Harkinian enters the castle.]
:Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence.
:King Harkinian: I'm here to aid you, Duke Onkled.
:Duke Onkled: Oh boy!
[Time card "One Month Later" is shown.]
:King Harkinian: I've saved you, Duke Onkled!
:Duke Onkled: Thanks!
:King Harkinian: Hmm... Link said you suck dicks! Is that true? Duke Onkled, do you suck dicks?
:Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence, suck me off!
:King Harkinian: Oh yes!
[CENSORED FOR YOUR SANITY]
:King Harkinian: Enough sex for today! I'm going to Hyrule.
:Harbanno: Die!
== Trivia ==
* Instead of "him", it has changed to "Duke Onkled"
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