Stitchface Greg Heffley

Stitchface Greg Heffley is an evil chaotic guy who forces Everybody to wear a stitchface. Due to his evilness, loads of people give him all their UnDollars and turn them into UnDollards to prevent people from dying. There's a small chance Peach will pull him from the ground instead of a normal Greg Heffley.
== Early life ==
Stitchface Greg was born on the April 1, 2007 to stupid dumb parents. He met Mr. Noseybonk, and was forced to wear stitchface. He started killing people for his own fun. He then went to the Wimpy Kid war and tried colonizing wimpy kid to be his, but that failed so he once put a stitchface on Eric Cartman once, but he said hell no because he not da handsom. 
He once tried to get this idiot into drinking a stitchface poison drink, but she said hell no because he cant play ping pong, he so dumb iq 21.
== Trivia ==
* Since he is a stitchface, he is supposed to be a roblox slender, but he is in a book, so he is just a human with a stitchface.
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