Taffy's Candyland 2: Oh Sweet Mercy!/Transcript

This is a Script for the XSTAR Game, Taffy's Candyland 2: Oh Sweet Mercy!
== Opening Cutscene ==
It's a Partly Cloudy day in Candyland, Taffy (A Long Bizzare yellow creature literaly made of Taffy) is seen wandering around a field wearing a bowtie and carrying a bouquet of Lollipop flowers
Taffy: "Pocky My Sugar! I Got Something To Tell You! how do i put this?"
Suddenly, A Voice Similar to the high pitched voice of Taffy, But deeper. Laughs simisterly, it echos in the Background
Taffy: "Huh? Who goes there?"
A Black Doppelganger of Taffy appears
Taffy "And Who the haribo are you?"
The Black Taffy walks out of the Shadows
Salmaik: Call me Salmaik, the saltyman. I Am your exact opposite
Taffy Stares Salmaik down.
Taffy "Oh yeah? I Thought Earthworm Jim was the only one who had to deal with a Doppelganger, what's your deal here anyway copycat?"
Saimalk "Oh Nothing Really, just out to conquer Candyland, An you can't stop me. ever heard of Candyland Funplace? it's my big ploy, i've even got your beloved Pocky, She's in safe hands, well as safe as a genius like me can get"
Taffy Gets Furious and Grabs Saimalk by the eyestalk and wraps him around a lollipop tree
Taffy: "Oh Wiseguy huh? Nobody takes my Pocky and gets away with it"
Taffy Storms off towards Candyland Funplace
== Intro To Sugarcane Safari ==
Taffy Looks around while walking through the thick shubbery of a Jungle
Taffy "Well, at least That jerk put a lot of effort into theming....."
Suddenly, He gets his stretchy leg stuck in a vine, it wraps around his ankle causing him to Dangle over a river
Taffy "Well that's just great, next you're gonna tell me that a savage big claw creature will attack"
Suddenly the Afformentioned Big Claw creature appears, Taffy Punches it with his stretchy arm, scaring it away. then undoes the tangled vine and drops into the River. he gets washed up on the other side.
== Intro to Melty Monkey Boss Fight ==
A Monkey like creature made of drippy melted Jello is seen hanging from trees directly above Taffy
Taffy: "Look at this Guy, he can't be that tough"
A Drop Lands on Taffy's Eyestalk, he picks it off and tries to eat the drop but it turns out to be hot
Taffy "Hot, hot HOT!, So Salmaik Thought it would be a Good idea to throw this guy in the Sauna for an hour, clever, but not clever enought handle a Clayfighter Like me!"
Taffy Strikes a fighting pose as Melty Monkey stares at him blankly
== Outro to Melty Monkey Boss Fight ==
After Being Defeated, Melty Monkey flees back into the Jungle, leaving a Puddle of Jello, which Taffy Picks up and starts to eat
Taffy "Victory is so sweet, especially when the Rewards are too"
He Continues to eat the glob of jello, but distracted, He doesn't realize the ledge. he slips and rolls down the ledge and lands in the next area
== Intro to Cream Cradles ==
Dazed and Confused. Taffy Wakes up from being out cold. He sits up and looks around
Taffy "Where am i, what Happened, what smells like starch powder?"
He Looks down at Himself, noticing that he's both Diapered and much shorter than normal. Shocked Taffy runs over to the reflective surface of a baby bottle placed next to him.
Taffy "Gah! I'm a Baby! Gotta Get outta here!"
Taffy Tries to Open the Exit door, but it's locked.
Taffy: "Nuts... This must be Salmaik's doing......"
Taking advantage of his Current state, Taffy Stats to cry. then stops and gathers himself
Taffy "Well, At least i can still walk"
Taffy heads off to find the key
== Intro To Baby Salmaik Boss Fight ==
Taffy Finds himself in a playpen, panting from exhaustion
Taffy "When they say Babies get tired quickly they mean it!"
He Notices Salmaik (Also De-aged) nearby holding the key
Salmaik "Looking for this?'
Taffy "Hey, That's The key that's gonna grow me up again! give it here"
Salmaik "Sure, After round one!"
Taffy "Round One? You wanna pick a fight now? At least this will be fair"
The Two prepare for a clayfighter style battle
== Outro to Baby Saimalk Battle ==
Taffy, Having just defeated Saimalk, grabs the key off the floor and proceeds to unlock the nearby door. Salmaik starts to cry
Taffy "Yeah that's right, Cry it out, i beat you fair and square!"
Saimalk stops and stands up
Salmaik "Psyche! This was just round one, the real deal is gonna be diffrent"
Salmaik laughs sinisterly as he pushes past Taffy towards the door.
Taffy "Sheesh, and i thought the daycare was immune to jerks"
He follows Salmaik through the door, emerging from the Area as his normal self.
Taffy "That's Better, All grown up again, maybe i'll keep this diaper as a souvanier.... ick! eww, maybe not"
== Intro To Fudge Frontier ==
Taffy Arrives in the next area, which is a wild west ghost town
Taffy "Wowzers and i thought these places were confined to the far west"
He Suddenly hears the sound of cartoony Gunshots ringing out through the setting
Taffy "These Wiseguys think they're the fastest draw in Candyland, I'll prove them wrong"
Taffy draws a yellow six shooter made of his own taffy innards from his mouth and holds it bravely
Taffy: "Neither will they expect my stretchy kicks, they won't expect anything, bring it on cow-creeps"
Proceeding through the town, he keeps the bubble gun handy for any enemies
== Intro to Soor Ploom Southpaw boss fight ==
In a town plaza, a figure made of green ball shaped candy steps forth.
Southpaw "You think you can match me? Master Salmaik says you got spunk
Taffy "Spunk huh? i can appreciate that"
Southpaw "Too much spunk for his taste, prepare to lose!"
Taffy "That's the most steriotypically offensive Nevada accent i've ever heard. but you've never seen the stretch!"
Taffy Poses, ready for a fight.
== Outro to Soor Ploom Southpaw ==
Southpaw lays unconcious in the middle of the plaza, Taffy places his bubble gun back in his mouth and stands over him
Taffy "Told ya this Candyland was only big enough for one blaster master"
Taffy grabs a piece of Soor Ploom from Southpaw's body and eats it. Then hears faint rock music. His Eyestalk turns to the gateway to the next area
Taffy "Guess the next adversary is that way. I Bet they're just as useless as the last one"
He Proceeds through the gateway
== Intro to Rock Candy Rockers ==
Taffy arrives in an area that looks like a back alley covered in grafiti and search lights as rock music plays in the background
Taffy "Hey, Thats a Catchy tune"
A P.A Is heard, with Salmaik's Voice
Salmaik "This isn't my speed, play something else"
The Music in the area starts to play badly
Salmaik "That's Better"
Taffy: "Sheesh! Guess bad is good for that guy, this music is way off"
Covering the sides of his eyestalk (Presumbibly where his ears are supposed to be) are proceeds through the back alley
== Intro To Marzipan the Mohawked Battle ==
Taffy Arrives on a small stage. a figure made of Marzipan dressed in a rocker outfit approaches
Taffy "I'm Guessing that this guy is the worst rocker ever"
Marzipan plays the guitar off key, so much that the glass on the search lights shatter.
Marzipan "How was that dude!"
Taffy "I'll tell you the truth wiseguy, unbearable"
This makes Marzipan angry. Taffy gets into a fighting stance
== Outro to Marzipan the Mohawked Battle ==
Marzipan lays unconcious in the middle of the stage while the backing percussion continues to play. Taffy uses his stretchy arm to turn a speaker off.
Taffy: Tours over for the season.
A Note suddenly appears at Taffy's feet he reads it
Taffy: (Reading the note) "I'm Impressed you made it this far, but you'll meet your match soon, head to Candyfloss clouds for a Suprise, signed Salmaik"
Taffy Angrily throws the note away
Taffy: "Surpise huh? well let's see how suprising it really is"
He heads off the stage towards the next area
== Into to Candyfloss Clouds ==
Surrounded by fairy floss clouds, Taffy Stands on a floating platform looking around
Taffy "Do i have to bounce on those? well sure i can mr Salmaik, if this is the suprise, i'm dissapointed"
Taffy Leaps onto one of the clouds, then bounces off it expecting to land on another, but the cloud isn't thick enough and he falls through it. Taffy arrives back on the floating platform, his stretchy body bent up.
Taffy: "Oh, Not messing around huh"
Correcting himself, Taffy proceeds to Leap onto the cloud
== Intro to Sherbert Boss Fight ==
Taffy Lands on a Large Platform. only to find his old nemesis from the first game, Sherbert.
Taffy "What are you doing here Sherbert, Gonna kidnap my beloved Pocky again?"
Sherbert "No no no, Mr Candyman. Master Salmaik hired me to slow you down, in exchange for an arranged marrige to Pocky, She's supposed to be mine"
Taffy "arranged? Guess Salmaik is serious about chaos, But you're not winning this time either!"
The Two get ready for a rematch
== Outro to Sherbert Boss Fight ==
Sherbert, Defeated, Falls off the Platform Landing on a cloud underneather. Taffy peers over the platform looking at Sherbert.
Taffy "Y'know it was a Mistake to trust that genius. Salmaik's plotting to cause chaos in Candyland, our home!
Sherbet "You Go after him, I'm just gonna relax here. Tell Pocky i can read her sweet Mind"
Taffy "No Way Wiseguy!"
Taff Goes down a staircase on the Way to Salmaik's Lair
== Intro to Licorice Lair ==
Taffy Arrives at the door to the Secret Lair
Taffy "OK Salamik! You're not gonna beat me. I'm a Clayfighter and You're just a Heel"
Salmaik's voice is heard on a P.A
Salmaik "Drat, well guess what! i've prepared
Taffy Sees what Salmaik Means. Traps everywhere
Taffy "What that jerk doesn't know is just how stretchy i am. I've trained on the Clayfighter ring and i can handle this"
Taffy dodges the traps on his way though the hideout
== Intro To Salmaik Final Boss Fight ==
Taffy Arrives in a large arena with a range of Cages nearby. Pocky is in one of them
Pocky "Taffy! You've made it! But wait, Salmaik isn't fooling around"
Taffy "No Worries Pocky, i know what he's all about, He's my doppelganger he's almost like me, just way more....."
Salmaik kicks down a Door and steps into the arena
Salmaik "So You've Finally made it"
Taffy "I Thought i Already dealt with you in the Nursery"
Salmaik "That doesn't count we were de-aged. This fight is for real, I Have Everything you have"
Taffy "Wiseguy huh, Let's just see if you've mastered the stretch just like me!"
Pocky "It's like your looking a dark mirror, Go get em Candyman!"
The Two stare off, ready for the final fight
== Outro to Salmaik Final Boss Fight ==
Salmaik Collapes. Taffy pokes him, he doesn't respond. Taffy then pulls of a piece of Salmaik's Licorice body and eats it
Taffy "Sweet Victory. Pocky my beloved. i'll get you outta there, just watch this!"
Taffy Stretches both his arms. One is used to unplug all the tech in the lair, the other used to open Pocky's Cage.
Pocky "Thank you so much, Now i know why you're the candyman"
Taffy "You Told me that after i saved you from Sherbert, Anyway i've got something to show you"
Taffy Shows Pocky a Ring.
Taffy 'Will you take my stretchy hand in Marrige? Pocky, we could be a sweet duo"
Pocky "I Was Gonna say, Impress me and i'll think about it, but now, yes i will"
Overwhelmed with joy, Taffy Freezes up and faints
Pocky "In a Few Months while i enjoy the last few moments of single linfe"
Devestated. Taffy Rolls over and Covers his eyes.
Taffy "Oh Well, Gotta Get back to the Clayfighter ring anyway. See Ya sugar!"
Taffy Leaves while Pocky gets out blueprints, Presumibly to turn the phony theme park they're in into a real one
== Bonus. After Credits Epilogue ==
Back at the Clayfighter Club. Taffy Relaxes in the locker room, An official of the Club gives Taffy an Envelope. Taffy Opens it and Reads it
Taffy "Dear Taffy, Now that you've disposed of that Saltyman jerk, i've made plans to turn his Theme park ploy into a real utopia. See you in Candyland! Love. Pocky"
Smitten. Taffy Heads out of the Locker room for the next Clayfighter Battle
== Bonus. DVD Player Message ==
On A Black Screen. Taffy is seen licking a Lollipop in the distance. he turns to the user
Taffy "Hey Wiseguy, This is a Disc-GO! Game Disc, If you wanna play it, you gotta put it in a Disc-GO! Console. Easy huh"
Taffy Finishes the Lollipop and flicks the stick away as he leaves the screen. Text appears on the Screen saying "To Play this game, Put it in your Disc-GO! Game system" The Interplay Entertainment logo appears along with Signitures of Brian Fargo (Interplay's Founder) and Tress Macnielle (Taffy's Voice Actress)
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