Friends of Social

Act 5 - It’s a performance by the hosts as puppets, filmed in live-action that parodies The Muppet Show
Musical guest - Bloc Party 
== Quotes ==
Erica: Hello everybody. Before last year's Halloween show... I warned you not to let your children watch... but you did anyway. Well, this episode's even worse. It’s scary, more violent, I think they snuck in some bad language. So please, tuck in your children and-- Well, if you didn't listen to me last time... you're not going to now. Enjoy the show.
Henry: I'm Henry and this is June. This Is betty anne. This is Tommy. This is Repunzil. And that's august.
Betty Anne bongo: and tonight, it’s Halloween, and there will be a special concert by me
Tommy: we got four cartoons from the likes of action league and what a wonderful day
Repunzil: plus some of our favourite Nickelodeon characters will drop by
August: to haunt the house, scary!
Bianca: Heeeeeey! Anybody there? [Looks around]
Snuppa: [Looks around] Hmm. Looks like nobody's home.
Sniz: Seems like we've just got an island and empty house. Kind of a boring place, huh?
Fondue: It looks like someone still lives here, though. Maybe they just went out? 
Bianca: We'll come back later, then. Maybe whoever lives here knows something useful.
Sniz: OK! Hey, come on, Mark, let's go.
Snuppa: Awww, but I want to 'ave more of a gander about, mate! Maybe there's something else here!
Fondue: No one's here right now. We'll come back later, okay?
Snuppa: Aw, you're no fun at all...
(3 hours later)
Sniz: Huh? This island's deserted. Fondue, let's go back to Northern Island.
June: Be warned, this next cartoon is a little bawdy and NSFW, but to be honest it's actually rather sweet, here’s action league now
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...Prometheus & Bob, What a Wonderful Day....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
(Chief awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.)
Chief: [screams]
Mayor: Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.
Chief: [trying to stay calm] I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream.
Mayor: Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? [laughs diabolically]
(Scene goes to the Kitchen where the family is eating breakfast.)
Girl: [puts down the newspaper] Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is having an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
Chief: Mmm…spaghetti.
Mayor: [his head attached to his shoulder] But sir, tonight's reception for Queen of The Netherlands!
Chief: Oh, I hate having two heads.
Narrator: The end!
Henry: hey kids, we came for your sweets
Erica: what’s the magic word?
June: we pick out our Halloween costumes
Corey: is it trick or treat?
Henry: I was going to say that next
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape #541: Writing
Narrator: End
Gerald and Bev: It's a lovely brand new day Time to wake up, time to play
Noon time, lunch time, sun is high Lunch and a nap –the hours fly
Afternoon- it's time for friends Having fun that never ends
Evening comes, the sun goes down Now it's bath and supper time
The sky is dark the stars are bright Now it's time to say goodnight
Female narrator: now it's... morning 
Gerald and Bev: The Sun is tickling my eyes 
Like a welcoming surprise 
Let's get up, let's not get lazy Sit up, get up, upsy-daisy! 
Female singer: Come on children, let's get up 
It is time for washing up: 
Don't forget your teeth to brush 
Even when you're in a rush 
Wash your face and comb your hair 
Now let's pick out what to wear
Gerald and Bev: To the kitchen, breakfast time 
Here is your cup, here is mine 
Milk and juice and oats and toast 
This is what we love the most 
Now we don't want to be late 
It's already half past eight
Female singer: Come on children, let's get dressed 
Later there'll be time to rest 
Pull up your trousers, tuck in your shirt 
Tie your shoes, put on your skirt 
Put up your hair, pull up your socks 
Take your backpack and lunchbox
Gerald and Bev: Take our hats and lock the door 
Skipping, hopping two, three, four 
Birds are singing in the tree 
They are whistling, so are we 
It's the best part of the day 
Time for us to laugh and play
(at the Muppet theatre) 
Kermit: And now ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here to present a special Halloween show, it’s henry and june!
(audience applaused)
(Henry and June walking)
Henry: Hello boys and girls and all the members.
June: We're here to introduce our special musical guests
Henry: Exactly, June cause today is going to be a wonderful day.
June: Yeah, that's what i heard.
Henry: Now it's time to welcome to the stage…
both: Bloc Party!
(the duo leave the stage)
Bloc Party: If your right hand is causing you pain
Cut it off cut it off
If your colors have started to run
Let them all run, run away from you
There is lightning in this room
Above our heads waiting to strike
I'm a thinker not a talker
Put your faith, your faith in God
We were hoping for some romance
All we found was more despair
We must talk about our problems
We are in a state of Flux
I'd kill for an adventure
Just you and I in the Curzon Bar
Dancing till we knew
So all that we've learned disappeared
When you shouted at me
I saw my father in the second grade
Concerned and kind
But yet unable to reach me
We were hoping for some romance
All we found was more despair
We must talk about our problems
We are in a State of Flux
State of flux 
State of flux 
State of flux 
State of flux 
State of flux 
State of flux 
State of flux 
State of flux 
State of flux 
We need to talk 
We need to talk 
We need to talk 
We need to talk 
We need to talk 
We were hoping for some romance
All we found was more despair
We must talk about our problems
We are in a state of Flux
Erica: Looks like those kids found the true spirit of Halloween, or Thanksgiving, or whatever. And for those of you who feel like we've trampled on a beloved children's classic, I encourage you to write to the following address. (plays the tuba) Happy holidays, everyone!
Bert Pence: join us again next time. same KaBlam! time, same KaBlam! network. 
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