Bobby Yeah vs Salad Fingers

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers Vladimyr P. as Bobby Yeah WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE BOBBY YEAH AGAINST SALAD FINGERS BEGIN (0:22) Salad Fingers: Welcome to rap little chap, today you sail on my ship Ovens on, fire up, I’ll take you on a another trip Through a world of slaughter, red water, body horror, In order to corner this low life thief explorer You’re an awkward little Garçon, aren’t ya’ little Bobby? It’s quite Naughty to be touching EVERYTHING for a hobby And what you utter makes me shudder since you’re nothing but a bluffer So take your pain porridge, or you’ll end up with a Glass Brother (0:43) Bobby Yeah: Take on an animal like me, and this Great War will go south So it’s time that I shine; to wash the Firth out of your Mouth And with your ‘orgasmic’ gestures; will leave you with more than a splinter That will allow me to stop the motion of your middle finger. You’ve lingered on for too long so you best be prepared When fingered pawns start to bawl "Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared!" Andrew-Hands will be back to his cupboard in despair When transmissions tell him he missed his mark by a hair (1:05) Salad Fingers: I like rusty spoons but I don’t like you And your rain rusted raps taste like soot and poo, This Eraserhead may have awards that he had “found” Before your conception, I put animation in the new-ground The people chilled to the bones, they went where no one else goes, And they dared to press a button… that was my videos The story of how I was hexed made them all perplexed And now it’s written in text, and your loss will be next (1:27) Bobby Yeah: I am very sick from the soup that I spit Try to toss your salad raps, but MY bucket won’t be kicked Don’t try to sneak out your intentions through the red wall Because I'm watching you there, and this face sees all Daddy’s fame delusions from the house to the sewers Makes you puppeter everyone, right down to your viewers You will see the blueLight when I distribute this immigrant The disses that Caillou deserves for being family belligerent (1:49) Salad Fingers: I’ll be the one to push your buttons in this Picnic to spit licks I think I may have miss-clicked on this wannabe dick flick You managed to get a-head, but by the very last scene You’ll find a fate much worse than a blade from a guillotine. (2:00) Bobby Yeah: The meaning of my fever dreams is forever being disputed While fan-theories had figured out the nightmares you executed This battle was a reflection, do you know which side you’re on? Here’s a hint: Another flesh-boy victory’s stolen and gone. WHO MURDERED THE MIC? COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP BATTLE Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias, and GamingPlush64 Mixed Audio / Effects by Vlad Beat Producer: 2Deep Cover Art Creator: Vlad