8

8 (not to be mistaken for his deformed semi-twin brother B, or his secret older brother ∞) is a member of the 1234567890. He is also a cannibal.
He ate a lot of Toads, as well as Mario and 9.
The majority of 8's life was spent in the 1234567890 jail room. That's were they lock up their enemies. As 8 keeps eating things, he keeps getting thrown in there. You think he'd learn! Well, he doesn't, so get over it. Whenever they let him out, he'll eat someone a few minutes later, and he'll get thrown back in. His record for being out: 5 minutes. It's sad, huh? Poor 8.
==Interview==
This an interview between 8 and the UnAnything Team:
Unanything: Why do you constantly eat things? You know you'll just get locked up by 1234567890. 
8: Don't question my lifestyle. 
Unanyhting: What do you think of cannibalism? 
8: If I want to be a cannibal, there's nothing wrong with that. 
Unanything: Don't you realize innocent people die when you do this? 
8: They're not innocent! I only eat people when they're wrongens! 
Unanything: You do realize you've eaten 4,916,174,617,143 and a half people, correct? 
8: They all suck! 
Unanything: You've heard it here first! 8 only does what he does because people "all suck"! 
8: You're no exception.
The rest has been expunged from all online sources. It ends with 4 sending 8 to jail due to horrifying acts no one shall ever speak of.
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