Schoolkids React To The Fartmaster

S1E1 of Schoolkids React; it features the kids' reactions to the 6 farts on the 2007-2009 Fartmaster keychain by Excalibur and Shiggles as well as bonus reactions from Ms. Mila Lopez, the gym teacher and Bianca Moon, the dietician.
== The Kids' and Women's Reactions ==
=== Standard ===
* Philly: LOL!
* Eddie: That wasn't me!
* Madison: That tickles!
* Kim: Oh, pardon me!
* Kam: Ow, my butt!
* Tami: That's what I call a butt puff!
* Bianca: Okay, who did that?
* Mila: It wasn't me!
* Li'l D: That could wilt a desert rose!
=== Nervous ===
* Philly: L-O-L!
* Eddie: OK, who's responsible for that?
* Madison: Wasn't me!
* Kim: I love that fart because it's adorable, just like me!
* Kam: Ow, my seat!
* Tami: Whoa, pardon me!
* Bianca: I didn't do it!
* Mila: It was NOT me!
* Li'l D: You denied it, you supplied it!
=== Power ===
* Philly: I love that fart because it reminds me of my electronic whoopee cushion.
* Eddie: All right, who let that out?
* Madison: Tee-hee, it was me!
* Kim: LOL-O-LOL-O-LOL!
* Kam: That was NOT ME!
* Tami: Keep callin', ma'am! I'll find you soon!
* Bianca: It wasn't me!
* Mila: Okay, where's that Missouri mud duck?
* Li'l D: LOLOLOL, LOLOL, LOL!
=== Ripper ===
* Philly: I love that fart because it reminds me of zipping my jumpsuit pockets.
* Eddie: Keep goin', sir-I'll find ya!
* Madison: I love that fart because it reminds me of a Canada goose.
* Kim: Did somebody drop a rose?
* Kam: I love that fart because it reminds me of zipping my pencil case.
* Tami: Now THAT's rock and roll!
* Bianca: I heard a duck in the room!
* Mila: Uh-oh, watch out for migrating mallards!
* Li'l D: That reminds me of a zipper zipping.
=== Cough-Fart ===
* Philly: That'll remind ya to quit smokin'!
* Eddie: That one reminds me of a toad with strep.
* Madison: That's so funny!
* Kim: That reminds me of when I'm too sick to play "pull my finger."
* Kam: Oh, brother! Custard always gives me awful gas!
* Tami: That reminds me of having a disgusting, nasty stomach bug.
* Bianca: Aw, shucks! That sounded humiliating!
* Mila: Now, that's what I call hilarious!
* Li'l D: That reminds me of a duck with bronchitis.
=== Wet ===
* Philly: Pardon me!
* Eddie: Sorry about the gas leak!
* Madison: Excuse me!
* Kim: Oh dear-please forgive my rudeness!
* Kam: My sincere apologies!
* Tami: Aw, darn-I gotta lay off the tacos!
* Bianca: Gosh dang it, no more burritos for me!
* Mila: No enchiladas for me, if you please!
* Li'l D: No more broccoli for me!
Category:Farts
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