Clod (Universe)

Clod is a villain from the Goop series. In TLO Universe, Clod is a playable character.
==Bio==
===Backstory===
2 score and...some years ago, Clod was born in an active volcano in an unnamed land he only refers to as 'the old country'. Not a whole lot is known about his past, so we'll just make something up: he was raised by mountain goats made of chocolate in a magical fairytale castle known as 'Zippy Town'. Raised to be a lawyer, Clod decided it was more fun to physically ruin puny people than to financially ruin them. Of course, we're making this up, so none of it is true.
===Basic Info===
*Full Name: Clod (Real name unknown)
*Gender: Male
*Species: Clod
*Notable Quote: "I will crush you!"
==Statistics==
These are the starting and maximum statistics for this character in the TLO Universe.
*Health: (max)
*Power: (max)
*Critical Hit: (max)
==Attack Trees==
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|-|Basic Attacks=
Each character has a primary and secondary attack.
Primary Attack 	Secondary Attack
Coalgun FuryPress the primary attack button to fire a rapid burst of hot coals from Anastasia!	Rock ChargerPress the secondary attack button to rush forward, sending foes flying!
|-|Attack Upgrades=
Players can upgrade each character's default primary and secondary attacks.
Primary Upgrades 	Secondary Upgrades
Incendiary AmmoUsing incendiary ammo, deal extra damage with the Coalgun! 	Dashing PracticeDash a much farther distance after a lot of practice!
Searing AmmoAnastasia's coals now penetrate through enemies, increasing deadliness!	Clod ExpressGain the ability to turn slightly while charging!
Molten Magma!Set yourself ablaze while shooting to deal melee damage! 	Full Speed Ahead!Increase your turning ability even further while charging!
|-|Unlockable Attack=
Each character has one unlockable attack that can not be upgraded.
Unlockable Attack
Clod ClobberCharge up an attack and leap into the air, only to crash down on your foes!
|-|Universal Attack=
This section describes this character's Universal Attack.
Universal Attack
Time for Destroying!Bring out the big guns and let loose with a screen-clearing blast of flaming coals!
|-|Special Ability=
This section describes this character's special ability.
Special Ability
PyrokinesisLet loose a stream of fire that burns down vine walls and melts ice walls!
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==Unlockables==
===Alternate Costume===
Clod's alternate costume is Ore Clod, a silvery, electrified version of himself.
===Icon===
Clod's icon is an image of his face.
===Background===
Clod's background is an image of his gun, Anastasia.
==Quotes==
===Battle Cries===
*"Here I come, weaklings!"
*"Clod is coming for you!"
*"I dare you to fight back!"
===Scoring a Combo===
*"Dasvidaniya, infant!"
*"You make Anastasia angry!"
*"Boom! Done! You are exploded!"
===Victory Quotes===
*VS Aborigrove: "Fire destroys plant, little lizard! Burn!"
*VS Ace Spectrum: "I dare you to try and capture Clod! Dare to tame me!"
*VS Battle Legend: "What kind of name is Battle Legend? Is not even proper noun! EXPLAIN!"
*VS Bing: "Look at you, little science man. DO SOME SCIENCE AND AMUSE CLOD!"
*VS Bio-Man: "You think you are better than Clod because you can fly? Clod will show you wrong!"
*VS Bob the Alien: "Your head is big, but you are still so tiny! Clod will kick your glorp-nock back to the old planet!"
*VS Brick: "Clod will smash brick like straw and sticks!"
*VS Brimstone: "Stop copying Clod's new look!"
*VS Captain Grum: "Yoo ho ho and bottle of magma! Feh, Clod will sink your ship, redbeard!"
*VS Chomper: "Chomping comrade? What are you doing fighting Clod? We talked about this!"
*VS Cleoa: "Awwww, look. Little pretty princess, with little dress....PATHETIC!"
*VS Clod: "World is not big enough for two Clods!"
*VS Colonel Cranium: "Can you lift mighty rock, brainy man? Answer says no!"
*VS Color-Robo: "What is your favorite color? Clod's favorite color is DOOM! Ah ha ha!"
*VS Crocrump: "Rock and roll is stupid! Mohawk is stupid! You are stupid!"
*VS Deathcap: "Clod would like to wear cap of death. SHARE WITH CLOD!"
*VS Dinocop: "What is this? Dinosaur and cop? Go home, law enforcement officer. You are drunk."
*VS Draclo: "Ooh! Clod wants to ride little dragon...AND WRESTLE IT!"
*VS Edison: "Giddy-up, little horsey! Get a log, little horsey! Get a log!"
*VS Enzyme: "Be it stone, metal, or brick, you are merely PAPER before Clod's might!"
*VS Fidlak Jatede: "SAY SOMETHING TO CLOD! Why do you not speak? Out of fear? Good!"
*VS Fishstick: "Clod laughs at little fishy. Here I go: ha ha HA!"
*VS Frogrump: "Froggy will croak soon enough!"
*VS Frostbite: "I will MELT little snowman...man."
*VS Funny Bone: "What is funny about bone? Where is humor in that?"
*VS Gabe Landis: "Clod kill little mutts all the time back in old country."
*VS Garrett Bishop: "Clod laughs at tiny man's tiny spy toys! Your mission will soon be impossible!"
*VS General Ryvok: "Clod really likes your accent. Is very classy and elegant."
*VS Goop: "Clod has heard many things about you...AND CLOD DOES NOT LIKE THEM!"
*VS Gyro: "Don't you DARE take control of Anastasia, pig-dog!"
*VS Havoc: "Ah HA HA HA! Clod finds bug man amusing! Time for squishing!"
*VS Haze: "You look like you come from Anastasia's pipe, smokey."
*VS Hothead: "Do you mock Clod, little volcano man? DO YOU?!?"
*VS Jack Fort: "Clod will destroy city fort with his bare hands! Beware, man with funny mustache!"
*VS Jack Lantern: "Clod has no soul to reap! You are weak, as expected!"
*VS Jack Longhorn: "Clod has urge to cook at 450 degrees for 20 minutes."
*VS Jake Sullivan: "Dinosaurs are like dragons, right? They are close enough."
*VS Jellyfish: "If Jellyfish had a spine to break, Clod would break it."
*VS King Croc: "Dasvidaniya, crocorock man! You were absolutely worthless!"
*VS King Grex: "Clod is not sure why he is fighting King boss, but Clod likes it!"
*VS Knightmare: "Clod has no fears whatsoever, puny creature!"
*VS Lee Hatake: "Clod will shove ring over your neck, puny ninja man!"
*VS Lucifer: "Vines? Really? Clod eats your vines for breakfast!"
*VS Malpractice: "Your name is a big word. CLOD HATES BIG WORDS! TIME TO DIE!"
*VS Master Mynd: "You look just like other freezing man. What is giving?"
*VS Maya: "You bring lightning and Clod will bring thunder!"
*VS MechaGoop: "I will crush you into bolts, robot fiend!"
*VS Nero Crescent: "Do yourself favor and teleport right to Clod! Make it easy for both!!"
*VS Posident: "King of sea? Feh! Clod is king of WHOLE WORLD!"
*VS Princess Blossom: "You are tiny like sticks. Back in old country, women are big as bears and just as feared! Stay still, Clod will get you roast dragon leg."
*VS Raizo: "Clod used to wrestle dragons like you back in old country."
*VS Rayne Sabakuto: "Your rain can not put out Clod! Try me!"
*VS Red-Tail: "Stop with the kicking, strange lady-man. It annoys Clod."
*VS Sara Walker: "I have no idea who you are...and that makes Clod angry!"
*VS Sarge: "Clod will crush Catfish like a bug!"
*VS Satsujin: "Clod will pound you into pancake shape, little shape-shifter!"
*VS Shirtman: "Super hero or super ZERO? See, is funny because they rhyme."
*VS Silkworm: "Squishy squishy squishy the little worm!"
*VS Siren: "Clod hear of sirens in old country. They sing and eat your bones in a stew."
*VS Skitter: "CLOD HATE SPIDERS! CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH"
*VS Sonten Drone: "What is sonten? Is it a type of soup? Tell Clod, please."
*VS Spiffy: "Is it party time? Clod will crash party! Ah ha ha!"
*VS Stabbo: "Clod does not care for circus performer. Clod prefer bear on tiny unicycle. Is much classier."
*VS Tawnya: "Pretty lady with tiny wooden sticks...pathetic."
*VS Terminus: "Clod has had enough of space for now, puny world conqueror man."
*VS The Fallen: "You will fall so far! Down to the ground, kitty cat!"
*VS The Strongman: "No man can be stronger than Clod! Challenge accepted!"
*VS Threnody: "Clod loves magic trick, but remember that Clod is hard to impress."
*VS Tortelder: "Magic turtle means nothing to Clod. Clod will turn you to soup!"
*VS Uncle Cyence: "That is not how to spell 'science'. YOUR GRAMMAR INFURIATES CLOD!"
*VS Vic Wolfe: "What does the world 'cryptic' mean? That word perplexes and befuddles Clod. EXPLAIN!"
*VS Whalor: "What is this haggis? Have some nice borscht instead."
*VS Woodrow: "Only Clod can cause forest fires! AH HA HA HA!"
*VS Wraith: "Oh, Clod is so scared! In case you can't tell, Clod is using sarcasm to mock you."
*VS Zach: "Time traveling hurts Clod's head! Stay in one time, you puny man-boy!"
==Trivia==
*This version of Clod hails from the game Minion Warfare, rather than the generic enemy found throughout the Goop series.
*Clod is one of two Minion Warfare characters included in the game, the other being Sarge.
**Despite this, their home series is still labeled as "Goop".
*Clod's in-game biography is identical to his character bio in his home game.
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