Flanders' Ladder/Quotes

:Krusty: (Knocks) Are you almost done?
:Mel: You have your office, this is MINE!
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:Lisa, Bart, Homer: The internet is down!
:Homer: I don't know the score! I don't even know who's playing!
:Grampa: (In Subtitles) MY PORN!
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:Bart: How come all our father-son activities involve getting a TV back on?
:Homer: What about the time when I watched you crawl out that thing?
:Bart: You mean when I was born?
:Homer: That was fun.
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:Lisa:: Bart, I'm so sorry if i was ever mean to you, and even though YOU STARTED IT, YOU... Sorry, sorry. And... That is that...(Sobbing) I love you, and I want you back, Bart Simpson...
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:Lisa (age 98):: Oh, my god! Now, I realized... this has all been a waste of time.