Cold-Cut Vengeance

==Briefing==
"Hey, <name>! I need your help with something, so get over here. See, I really appreciate what you've done for the Sausage Festival, but I have some... other projects that I need help with."
"I have an acquaintance, Antoine Schnitzel, who's been trying to shut down the Chop Shop for years. Keeps claiming that it's not safe, that there are too many sentient knives... you know, the usual whining. He's always snooping around the Meat Freezer looking for "evidence" to use against me."
"The easiest way to get back at someone is to start a vicious rumor about them. And everyone loves a good scandal, right? So it's easy. We fake a picture of the guy's wiener, and we circulate it around Elanthia."
There's a pause as you wait for some kind of follow-up meat joke, but nothing comes. Wait, is he serious?
"I figure you can take care of the details, since you kids all know about manipulating pictures these days. Just bring it back as soon as you can... it'll be the perfect smear campaign! After all, what's more humiliating than being smeared by a fake wiener?"
Ah, there it is.
'Summary'Fabricate a photo of Antoine Schnitzel's... schnitzel.
==Dialogue==
===Returning Empty-Handed===
:"I don't understand what's so difficult about this, <name>. We're practically surrounded by sausage right now, surely you can think of something."
:"Wait, doesn't everyone think better when they're surrounded by sausage?"
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===Success===
==Quest Info==
The recipe for the photo has been found.
 
Tooltip: Surely there must be some way to fake a picture of someone's meat.
Additional Hints:
*The Schnitzel picture, however, is more complex. It needs three helpings of meat, two spherical and one more brick-like. Then, a base photo to stick it all on (preferably one that is already blurry), and something to make it all stick together
*A Wiener Schnitzel is an Austrian dish made made with boneless meat thinned with a mallet, coated in breadcrumbs and fried.
*We've spoken to ALL the NPCs in Elanthia, from FU Campus to Nostalgya, and tried going into the "not-yet-functional" places (e.g. the Larder Pit, Small Price Topee etc), and nothing has changed in the game. At this point, no one in Elanthia can help us. Time to spend our Adventure Points and use our crafting skills!
===Crafting===
====Unsuccessful Craft Attempts====
(Hidden since we now know the result)
The result of the Crafting is "Blurry Wiener Photo", a sellable soulbound item - not a quest item - (value 1000). "Odd, it still sort of looks like a UFO".