Headhunters 2: The Hawaii Five-0

== Introduction ==
Down to five.
== In Memoriam: The Guilloteam ==
This has to be one of the biggest upsets in league history.
Last week, this is the blurb I wrote for the then-first place Guiloteam:
*Guilloteam is so far-and-away the best team in Headhunters that it makes you wonder what terrible fate awaits him in the final weeks. Even the best teams drop duds in the late stages of the season, will his come at the wrong time?  
Yes. The answer is yes. 
So what went terribly wrong for Guilloteam, the franchise with 377.31 more points than It's Blitz, the team that finished in first place week twelve?
It was truly a perfect storm. Starting Thursday when Cook missed part of the game with an injury. Then James Connor got COVID. Then Michael Thomas had zero reason to be involved in the Saints game because they were playing against a Broncos team that had one arm tied behind its back. Josh Jacobs got hurt and didn't return because his team was down 35 points. It was just so bad on every level. No game script favored Guilloteam at all.
This team manager has been on the hottest streak of his career. Coming off a victory in the League of Champions last season, Guilloteam has risen to heights that few in the ten-year history of the LOC universe have ever reached. They are the top team yet again in LOC, and they were the top team here in scoring in 2020. Fate just always has  away of tipping the scales, and the scales tipped in week twelve. 
Until next time. 
Guilloteam:
== In Memoriam: Gore-ronavirus (CP) ==
It was over as soon as they changed their team name. You just don't do that mid-season. And it's only right that these two teams, Guillo and Rona, both were decapitated the same week. They are arch rivals, going back years and years and culminating in last year's Glory Bowl IX showdown in the LOC. They were also two of the top-three teams last season in HH, making this double-elim all the more poetic. 
Rona was rewarded 64 points from Patrick Mahomes Sunday afternoon, and that's where the success ended. Thinking himself the uber-genius of fantasy, Rona started Kendall Hinton in the flex. Hinton finished with <2.26> points. That's NEGATIVE points! I mean honestly guys, sometimes the writing is on the wall. Hinton aint Taysum Hill. With less than 20 points between him and 5th place Coach, Evan Engram's 26.30 on the bench would have been more than enough to keep this team alive into the final five. But sometimes we out-think ourselves, and that's what happened here.
The league's best WR corp, consisting of Hopkins, Jefferson, Adams, and Claypool, now goes to the waivers to be munched up by the five remaining fishes.
Until next time.  
Gore-ronavirus (CP):
== New Releases ==
Honestly hard to narrow this down to just the top-ten players. These were the two favorite teams to win it all. Just insanity.
#Davante Adams
#DeAndre Hopkins
#Travis Kelce
#Patrick Mahomes
#Keenan Allen
#Michael Thomas
#Josh Jacobs
#James Robinson
#Justin Jefferson
#Stefon Diggs
== Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020) ==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020)
Team 	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
Steve Blackman's Nun	19th 	N/A
Bad Boys 	18th 	9th (-9)
Bobecue Chicken 	17th 	7th (-10)
Cam Shaft 	16th 	5th (-11)
LiveWithIt 	15th 	6th (-9)
A Team Has No Name 	14th 	4th (-10)
Shotti's Bugatti 	13th 	N/A
Neck-Fix and Chill 	12th 	8th (-4)
Henry VIII 	11th 	10th (-1)
Hasta Laviska Baby 	10th 	12th (+2)
Ya Hate 2 See It 	9th 	16th (+7)
Carole Pigskin 	8th 	N/A
The Guilloteam 	7th 	3rd (-4)
Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	6th 	2nd (-4)
== Week Twelve Bidding Results ==
Week Twelve Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Alvin Kamara 	Clydesdales 	$169 	$100 (It's Blitz! Track 2)
Nick Chubb 	Clydesdales 	$107 	$100 (It's Blitz! Track 2)
Dallas Goedert	Out of Luck 	$101 	None
Kenny Golladay	Clydesdales 	$6 	None
LAR Defense 	Clydesdales 	$2 	None
Last Year's most expensive week twelve player: Alvin Kamara ($48)
*Out of Luck may have doomed themselves by bidding such a ridiculous amount on Dallas Goedert, a player that no one else attempted to claim. Chalk it up to poor situational awareness (no one has that much money left), but it probably eliminates Out of Luck's chances at bol
*Besides Dallas, this week was all about Clydesdales. He bolstered his RB group with two of the top talents in the league, though with just $7 he will not be able to do the same with this week's crop of WR. 
== Money Spent Per Week ==
Money Spent Per Week
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1173 (12 Players)	$1339 (7 Players)
3 	$1033 (7 Players) 	$1902 (15 Players)
4 	$1182 (11 Players)	$1614 (11 Players)
5 	$181 (4 Players) 	$1743 (14 Players)
6 	$1542 (10 Players)	$1018 (11 Players)
7 	$1494 (13 Players)	$1036 (9 Players)
8 	$1938 (17 Players)	$630 (7 Players)
9 	$1454 (12 Players)	$624 (6 Players)
10 	$712 (6 Players) 	$386 (8 Players)
11 	$777 (8 Players) 	$176 (6 Players)
12 	$385 (5 Players) 	$93 (6 Players)
==Week Twelve Results==
Week Twelve Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1(6) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	251.70
2(3) 	Out of Luck 	233.96
3(2) 	@FFDraftScott 	233.44
4(7) 	Clydesdales 	230.99
5(5) 	Last Coach Standing 	205.77
6(4) 	Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	186.85
7(1) 	The Guilloteam 	173.53
8 	Carole Pigskin 	0
9 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
10 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	0
11 	Henry VIII 	0
12 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
13 	Shotti's Bugatti 	0
14 	A Team Has No Name 	0
15 	LiveWithIt 	0
16 	Cam Shaft 	0
17 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
18 	Bad Boys 	0
19 	Steve Blackman's Nun	0
* Biggest Climber: It's Blitz! (^5)
* Biggest Faller: The Guilloteam (v6)
== 2020 Draft Dodgers ==
Team Results Based on Draft Position 
Draft Pick	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 	Henry VIII 	8
2 	Bad Boys 	2
3 	@FFDraftScott 	ALIVE
4 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	10
5 	Out of Luck 	ALIVE
6 	Shotti's Bugatti 	7
7 	Clydesdales 	ALIVE
8 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	8
9 	Cam Shaft 	5
10 	LiveWithIt 	6
11 	Bobecue Chicken 	3
12 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	ALIVE
13 	Carole Pigskin 	11
14 	Last Coach Standing 	ALIVE
15 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	9
16 	Steve Blackman's Nun	1
17 	The Guilloteam 	12
18 	Gore-ronavirus 	12
19 	A Team Has no Name 	7
== Kings of the Castle ==
===1. It's Blitz! Track 2===
So we arrive at this. The inevitable moment where It's Blitz's strategy once again pays off and we all realize that his repeat championshpi is unavoidable. This team has $275 left and can now come over the topon every other team to grab just about anyone he wants.
===2. Out of Luck===
Motherfucker, HOW!? Out of Luck is basically doing all this with an entire team of streamers. He loses Will Fuller for the season but he will get Adam Thielen back and also got Carson back in week twelve. I guess don't count this team out? 
===3. @FFDraftScott===
Comes into week 13 as the sole challenger in the auction wars against Blitz and also assumes the role of top scoring team alive.  
===4. Clydesdales===
Couple of huge weeks for Clydesdales has them right in the hunt for the championship, and he will have to do it on the back of his EIGHT runningbacks. 
===5. Last Coach Standing===
You don't expect this team to still be here after several narrow victories this season, but now that he is back even with everyone in terms of budget (namely, $0), he has a real chance at grabbing some free agents and improving upon his wild card roster.
== Average Scores of Eliminated Teams ==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
The Guilloteam 	198.11 	12
Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	190.46 	12
Neck-Fix and Chill 	189.11 	8
LiveWithIt 	174.98 	6
Carole Pigskin 	165.25 	11
Ya Hate 2 See It 	161.18 	10
Hasta Laviska Baby 	159.93 	9
Shotti's Bugatti 	159.28 	7
Bobecue Chicken 	153.32 	3
A Team Has No Name 	150.80 	7
Cam Shaft 	142.66 	5
Henry VIII 	141.59 	8
Bad Boys 	131.35 	2
Steve Blackman's Nun	96.56 	1
== Narrow Defeats ==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
Henry VIII 	1.40 	8
Shotti's Bugatti 	4.97 	7
Hasta Laviska Baby 	5.49 	9
Cam Shaft 	9.83 	5
Carole Pigskin 	9.84 	11
Bad Boys 	10.17 	2
Ya Hate 2 See It 	13.70 	10
A Team Has No Name 	13.84 	7
Bobecue Chicken 	17.24 	3
Gore-ronavirus 	18.92 	12
Neck-Fix and Chill 	19.25 	8
LiveWithIt 	22.44 	6
Steve Blackman's Nun	23.20 	1
The Guilloteam 	32.24 	12
==Rulers of the Kingdom==
2020 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	212.79
2 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	240.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	225.04
4 	LiveWithIt 	257.06
5 	@FFDraftScott 	217.04
6 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	205.20
7 	@FFDraftScott (2) 	254.46
8 	The Guilloteam (2) 	257.99
9 	The Guilloteam (3) 	248.47
10 	Carole Pigskin 	219.90
11 	The Guilloteam (4) 	265.88
12 	It's Blitz! Track 2	251.70
Guilloteam breaks Track 2's record for most first place finishes through 11 weeks and then promptly gets eliminated in week 12, while Track 2 logs his first top finish of the year. Poetic.  
== Dungeon Dwellers ==
2020 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	The Guilloteam 	119.86
2 	Carole Pigskin 	135.28
3 	Henry VIII 	117.35
4 	Henry VIII (2) 	75.10
5 	Clydesdales 	111.00
6 	Last Coach Standing 	116.81
7 	Henry VIII (3) 	130.38
8 	Out of Luck 	144.86
9 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	149.62
10 	Out of Luck (2) 	127.25
11 	Clydesdales (2) 	143.44
12 	Last Coach Standing (2)	205.77
Last Coach Standing becomes the first team of 2020 to break 200 and also be the last place non-eliminated team of the week.
==Money Spent by Eliminated Teams==
Money Spent by Eliminated Teams
Team 	Money Spent	Weeks Played	Players Acquired
Ya Hate 2 See It 	$1,000 	10 	2
The Guilloteam 	$1,000 	12 	6
Carole Pigskin 	$1,000 	11 	7
Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	$902 	12 	5
Shotti's Bugatti 	$850 	7 	2
Henry VIII 	$823 	8 	11
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$748 	9 	5
Neck-Fix and Chill 	$494 	8 	5
A Team Has No Name 	$219 	7 	5
LiveWithIt 	$201 	6 	3
Cam Shaft 	$0 	5 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	$0 	3 	0
Bad Boys 	$0 	2 	0
Steve Blackman's Nun	$0 	1 	0
== Dead Money ==
Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.
Dead Money
Dead Money	% of Total Eliminated Cash
$6,763 	48%
== Chasing History - Single Season Records ==
Active Teams in BOLD.
All-Tme Single Season HH Point Records
Score 	Player 	Year
3618.08	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2019
3547.96	Gore-ronavirus 	2019
2997.67	The Guilloteam 	2019
2709.59	A Team Has No Name 	2019
2422.98	Cam Shaft 	2019
2377.31	The Guilloteam 	2020
2356.55	@FFDraftScott 	2020
2285.51	Gore-ronavirus 	2020
2121.88	Out of Luck 	2020
2046.35	LIVEWithIt 	2019
2015.26	Last Coach Standing 	2020
2006.88	Clydesdales 	2020
2004.94	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2020
1941.63	Bobecue Chicken 	2019
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	2020
1736.99	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2019
1611.76	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2020
1512.91	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2020
1439.40	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2020
1357.00	Henry VIII 	2019
1238.56	Bluedevils 	2019
1132.61	Henry VIII 	2020
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	2020
1055.63	A Team Has No Name 	2020
1049.89	LIVEWithIt 	2020
975.59 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2019
717.82 	Out of Luck 	2019
713.12 	Cam Shaft 	2020
481.22 	@FFDraftScott 	2019
459.96 	Bobecue Chicken 	2020
286.36 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2019
262.69 	Bad Boys 	2020
115.16 	Clydesdales 	2019
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun	2020
==Chasing History - All-Time Combined Points Scored==
Gore and Guillo rank tops in Headhunters history with over 5300 points each through two seasons. Can Clydesdales, Luck or Blitz top them?  
All-Tme Combined Points Records
Score 	Player 	Years Played
5833.47	Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	2
5374.98	The Guilloteam 	2
3765.22	A Team Has No Name 	2
3249.90	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2
3136.10	Cam Shaft 	2
3106.24	LIVE With It 	2
2489.61	Henry VIII 	2
2414.99	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2
2401.59	Bobecue Chicken 	2
1898.12	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	1
1738.10	Bad Boys 	2
1238.56	Bluedevils 	1
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	1
698.91 	Phillip's Team 	1
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun	1
== Remaining Budget ==
Remaining Budget as of 12/3/20
Player 	Total Budget
It's Blitz! Track 2 	$275
@FFDraftScott 	$98
Clydesdales 	$7
Out of Luck 	$5
Last Coach Standing 	$0
The Guilloteam 	0
Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	0
Carole Pigskin 	0
Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
Hasta Laviska Baby 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
Shotti's Bugatti 	0
A Team Has No Name 	0
LiveWithIt 	0
Cam Shaft 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
Bad Boys 	0
Steve Blackman's Nun	0
Total remaining: $385 out of $5,000 (7%)
See you all next week and happy bidding.