Toys

Plastic Crap is the HEART of the Littlest Pet Shop franchise by the money greedy company, Hasbro.
==Generation 1==
Started in 1990 by Kenner, the toyline had ACTUAL small pet figures that did little gimmicks with magnets. Had a TV show that abosuletly SUCKED.
==Generation 2==
In 2005, the LPS toys went through the MOST HORRIBLE REDESIGN EVER. They had huge as hell heads that bobbled, making them look like fucking mutants. This had to be the most "popular" generation, because little ten-year-old girls collected the crappy looking thigs like CRAZY. 
Teens love to spend their free time whining for Hasbro to bring them back. 
But they ain't coming back. Ever.
Now go get a job or something, you stupid kids.
=="Generation 3" (A.K.A. THE BEST TOYS EVER)==
Obviously the best generation with the best cartoon, starting in 2012.  
The toys however, didn't receive a lot of love from Generation 2 fans. A bunch of whiny teenagers complained about the toys being "ugly" and cried like little bitches because their heads didn't bobble. Seriously, why the fuck does it matter you whiny brats?  
Hasbro, wanting to shut them up, soon released new toys with moving heads and eyes with unnaturally sized pupils. The lesson here is, if you want something, you must shout and scream and cry until you get it. 
THEY SAY THAT THIS GENERATION OF LPS SUCK, BUT THIS GENERATION OF KIDS SUCK TOO!
==The Bobble is BACK!==
Get your bobble on!
==Franchise Re-invention ("Generation 3.5")==
The best toys my friends! The. Best. EVER.
* Perfectly on model? Check..
* Toys of popular characters from the show? Check.
* Cute little accessories for the toys to wear? Hell yeah!
EMPTY YOUR POCKETS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. GIVE THESE CUTIES SOME LOVE.Category:Other
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