Crap Island

Crap Island is an island located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
== Phun Phacts ==
* The Island Sinks and rises every 5 minutes
* There's a big sinkhole/volcano in the middle
* All the best fruit grows here but they taste crap
* There's a crazy deserted man with a pool noodle that he attacks with. (He drinks salt water through pool noodle)
* There existed 1 species of crab that died
* Tropical fish that lay eggs on the land when it rises, flop around and die, then the eggs hatch when the island sinks again (process repeats every 5 mins) (crazy man doesnt like the taste)
* extra long leg flamingos, but they have to fly coz they cant swin and the legs are still too short.
* David attenborough rapes and eats the native Galapagos turtles by smashing them into rocks.
* There's a loud beeping noise at 4:30 every day for no reason, possibly from a submarine, but no one is entirely sure.
Category:Locations
Category:Islands