Samson Jr.

Samson Jr. is the husband of Sammy Soinga, and helped her with her drug business. He was born on January 5th, 1984 in Los Flopeles, UFA. The last time anybody ever saw him was on the night of May 21st, 2013 in a police chase. He was driving a stolen red sedan, and stirred into a thick forest. Police attempted to search for any evidence that might lead to where he was, but they only found his torn leather wallet with $517 in it, and his driver's license. It had scratches and broken bits, but enough information to show his birth date, height, eye color, some of his picture and other information was scratched out, though. CCTV shows that at approximately 6:30 PM a suspect which resembles Samson enters a bar, having several bottles of alcohol then hijacking the red sedan he was last seen in. Most people think he went insane after the death of his wife, Sammy Soinga and he may have drunken himself and drove into the forest as a sort of suicide. He of course also took drugs. 
== Early Life ==
Samson spent his early childhood in his birth city, Los Flopeles. He showed interest in music and did exceptionally well at playing the recorder in elementary school. He even wrote his own song to play on the recorder, which he did not title but according to his teacher and relatives, wasn't too bad of a song. The notes to the song have unfortunately been lost, but allegedly the first parts of the song started with the notes "GBAGA, GBAGA, GBABA, GGBBAA". At 9 years old, he and his family moved to San Flopcisco, UFA because of a job opportunity there. He met a few close friends, notably Sammy Soinga, his future wife. 
In 6th grade, he played the flute because it was "similar sounding to the recorder". He played the flute for the next 2 years of middle school, writing a handful of songs on it along the way. Unfortunately, Samson's interest of music would start to degrade after he started having catnip and drugs with Sammy Soinga in the 8th grade. He still had a passion for playing the flute, but he only made 2 other songs on the flute in 9th grade, and never made one again. For a short period of time, he even tried rapping and was working on a rap song, but lost motivation and interest in it. The lyrics, and all recordings have been lost, but we do know that the title was "San Flopcisco Life". What the song was about is unknown. It is said that the reason why he lost his passion for music is apparently because "it just wasn't going anywhere, and I have better things to do". His parents heavily encouraged him to get back into music, but he declined. Some people speculate drugs and catnip could of caused him to not like music anymore, but the real reason is unknown to this day. 
== Career ==
After entering a relationship with Sammy Soinga, Samson decided to get a head start and got a job at Kentucky Fried Bingus in the 11th grade. He became a successful young adult for a time after graduating, and quickly attempted to move on from working at KFB to a career. He got a car, and attended art school. At that time, he wanted to become a painter or some kind of artistic job. Despite his efforts, Samson had failed art school. On his way out, a bingus pushed him, and he hit the ground hard. Since then, Samson gained a passionate hatrid for the species of binguses. He did manage to sell a couple of his painting on Flopbay and earned a few hundred dollars, but he ran out of ideas and the new ones that he did make sold poorly. The absence of a reliable job started to effect his finance, so he quickly had to get another job at KFB to sustain himself. Most of his time spent on his job was him thinking of what kind of better career he could possibly get. He tried to keep his mind off it, though, and attempted to make himself happy because he was working at a place that fried and ate the thing he hated most, Binguses. The wage wasn't enough, though and he quickly needed an actual job. He often spoke at events and protests about his hatred for binguses and some people donated money to him. The donations were low, but he decided to try out politics. He spoke at many events to get his name out there, and got quite popular. Some say that while he was speaking at an event, a bingus supporter threw a shoe at him, but this has not been confirmed. He got so popular that he started hosting his own events and speeches where hundreds and sometimes thousands gathered to listen. The biggest event/speech he hosted had over 4,500 people. Eventually, he tried to run for senate of California, but lost. After marrying Sammy Soinga, he decided to give up politics. He started helping our with her business, Sammy's Magic Nip and they shared profit with each other. Although not as rich as his wife, Samson became rich and at his death he had an estimated net worth of $40,000,000. 
== Later Life ==
After the devastation of his wife's death, Sammy Soinga, he stopped talking to lots of his relatives. He became depressed and then was last seen on May 21st, 2013. The only clues were the wallet, but some time later on June 8th, 2013 in a different location but in the same forest a torn piece of a shirt which seemed to be Samson's. This has not been confirmed, but is worthy enough to mention. Nobody knows if Samson is missing, dead, alive, or anything about his current state. No remains or confirmed pieces of evidence besides the wallet and possibly the torn shirt are known at all. The last known words Samson ever said was caught on CCTV in the bar he went in before disappearing in the police chase, which was "Give me one of those" pointing to a bottle of alcohol on the shelf.
== Extra ==
There is allegedly an alternative universe where Samson wins the senator election, and eventually climbs up the ranks and runs of president of the UFA. In this timeline he commits genocide on all binguses in his nation and bombs Bingustan. He then turns the UFA into the Floppa Empire of America, or the FEA. He goes on to invade Flopxico and Sogada both at once, starting a third world war. The FEA wins the war, and annexes all of Floppearth, creating the Floppearth Empire, or F.E. A totalitarian state is established, monitoring every citizen with advanced microchip implanted at very young ages. 99.56% of all binguses in the planet were massacred after the infamous Bingus Order, which commanded that all binguses in sight were to be executed. Floppas, Soggas and similar species were given supremacy over others, and all remaining binguses lost their rights.
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