Transcripts 2004-06

Transcripts from June 2004 strips.
==June 4==
Panel 1The junkie shakes uncontrollably and points his gun at Norman's face, looking panicked as he does. Norman looks bored. A "%50 off" sign is on the background wall.Junkie: Shit! SHIT! Well... um... How much money do you have on ya? Come on!Norman: Not much, and I'm not giving it to some crack head with a faulty gun!Panel 2The junkie inspects the gun at arm's length, eyes bugging from anxiety.Junkie: No, no, no! This works! I've tested it see! So, like, gimmie some money!Panel 3Norman rolls his eyes dismissively as the junkie scowls, dropping his aim slightly.Norman: If it worked, it would have gone off by now with you rattling so much!Junkie: It's not cold turkey! It's... er... nerves!Norman: *Sigh* Okay.
==June 7==
Panel 1The junkie loses patience and makes a fierce(ish) face at Norman, pointing the gun at Norman's face. Norman crosses his arms and glares back.Junkie: This gun DOES work! I know! I've tested it see!Norman: Go on! Prove it then!Panel 2The junkie closes his eyes and points the gun straight at the ceiling.Panel 3Close-up of the gun barrel.Gun: BANG!Panel 4Norman grabs the junkie's gun wrist as the gun's barrel smokes. The dialogue balloons are missing due to space.Junkie: There! See!Junkie: ... Oh crap!
==June 11==
Animated GIFTitle graphic: S.S.D.D.©2004 Alan ForemanScene 1180 degree camera rotation from the last panel of the previous comic. Norman is grasping the junkie's wrist with a scowl on his face. The junkie stares at him with frightened, wide eyes. Norman grins smugly, to which the junkie eases up and grins sheepishly back. Norman then gives a large, evil grin, and the junkie's eyes widen again in fear.Scene 2Everything suddenly goes red.
==June 14==
Panel 1The cashier is hiding in the back room of the store, peering out from behind the door at the fight scene beyond the camera's view.Norman (off-panel): YOU DARE TO POINT A GUN AT ME??!!SNAP!Junkie (off-panel): AAAAAAAAH!Panel 2Camera view rotates to see the cashier's startled face. A "STAFF" sign is barely visible beneath the dialogue.Norman (off-panel): THEN YOU DEMAND MONEY OFF ME!!!CRACK! POP!Norman (off-panel): ME!!!!Junkie (off-panel): AAAAakf~...Panel 3Side view of the cashier looking nauseated and covering her mouth.Cashier (thinking) Oh man! That's nasty! I wish he didn't do that to him! Guess who'll have to clean that up!
==June 18==
The Church of Poisoned Minds
Panel 1Black-and-white monochrome comic. Al is standing and facing the camera.Al: I am the King of France! I am the King of France! I am the King of France! I am the King of France! I am the King of France! I am the King of France! ...Panel 2Al is turned to his left and holding his hand up in a dismissive gesture.Al: I am the King of France! I am the King of France! I am the King of France! I am the King of France! I am the King of France! I am the King of France! Nope, it doesn't work!Panel 3Close-up of Al looking into the camera with an open-mouth grin, revealing a chipped tooth.Al: Repeating something over and over again doesn't make it true! You can say differently Mr Bush, but the fact is that the only connection between Saddam and Al-Qaeda is that they both got weapons from the US!Al (aside): Good thing too! Who want's to be the king of France?
==June 21==
Panel 1Large action shot of Norman throwing the junkie toward (but not into) the camera. The junkie has a swollen eye, broken teeth, an open fracture to his arm, and assorted blood stains. Norman is also covered in blood stains, mostly on his hands but some on his pants and bits on his face and chest.Panel 2Monochrome close-up of Norman, facing to the left and grinning.Norman (thinking): Landed slap-bang into the chillier cabinet! I don't like to brag, but DAMN I'm good!
==June 25==
The Church of Poisoned Minds
Panel 1Black-and-white monochrome comic. Map of Switzerland with Bern indicated by a star.Caption: SWITZERLAND!Caption: HOME OF CHOCOLATE AND CUCKOO CLOCKS...Caption: AND NAZI GOLD AND BENT FOOTBALL REFEREES!Panel 2Al is hunched over in a disgruntled pose.Al: Okay, maybe that's not fair. The referee Urs Meier was probably just an incompetent retard. It's nice to think he was on the take or was pissy after England kicked the Swiss teams' ass, but he's probably just a useless spaz!Al (aside): Don't bother looking for a punch line. There isn't one!So bugger off!Footer* For those who think I'm talking about that rugby for fairies; I'm talking about the European Soccer championship and how England isn't in it anymore, thanks to the decision of a stupid Swiss fuck that was miles away!
==June 28==
Panel 1The cashier peeks the top of her head over the counter, the register and scanner to her right.Panel 2Norman's still-bloody hand brings down a jug of milk onto the counter, startling the cashier.Norman: Just this please shop...Panel 3The camera rotates to show the cashier squatting and looking up at Norman with wide eyes of fear as he eyes her apologetically and examines his bloody fist.Norman: Oh wait, on second thought do you do wet wipes? Thsi junkie bloody really fucking burns!
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