Mario vs combine 5: the final battle

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About
The first MVC fanmade video ever made, literally. This was made because mlg was having fun making awful gmod machinimas, he thought it would be cool to make an unofficial mvc at that time. mlg fhe ggamer couldn't figure out how to name his fanmade MVC but Meteorman2x called this MLG Timeline, just to make sense on expanding the webshow having different timelines (cant wait for all star timeline, it wouldve been just gay porn, /srs). Oh, and you can notice his gramatically correct english from dialogues and video titles.
Plot
The story begins after MVC 4 events. Unknown Combine soldiers, out of nowhere on the World Trade Center, blew up Mario's stolen chopper. Oh yeah Combine Elite soldier fucking dies, crazy fucking idiot. Mario wakes up from unconsciousness and already death threats on somebody who the fuck blew his helicopter. bitches. then OH NO!!! YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE TO TALK TO SOMEONE AND YOU CANT DO BOTH BECAUSE FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can choose to talk either to a creepy guy or to a hot girl. Your choice.......
talk to the creepy guy
Mario chooses to talk to the creepy guy ight. So Mario asks him to stay in a safer place than this big empty city but filled with The Combine, the creepy guy agrees to help him out but Mario again wants to know if he will go there or not.
go to the creepy guy's place (PATH TO THE GOOD ENDING)
Mario happily went to the place the creepy guy told him where. That was the biggest mistake Mario has ever done from being mentally fucking retarded lmao. Oh no, the creepy guy leaves him to stay here! OH SHIT ARE THESE FUCKING ZOMBIES???????????? RUN MARIO YOU FUCKING NOOB RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YEAH MARIO GO GET THE TOOL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
get this thing and fly out (FAIL)
Mario grabs the tool and tries to flee on a propeller, fails miserably. FAIL.
use a tool against the wall
Mario isn't that stupid you know. He used this tool to grab the propeller that wasn't attached to anything (and couldve done the other way much easier lmao) to break the barracade and goes through. OH FUCK! LOTS OF ZOMBIES!!! let's put fuckload of explosive barrels (how convenient) and explode the shit out of zombies for epic action. Anyway, the creepy guy stands in front of his fortress, a dream town. Mario has decided to murder him in cold blood for letting him stay here in the first place, fails miserably. FAIL. Mario somehow survived from getting raped by 1000 zombiez, yes really. The creepy guy asks him if he enjoyed the place so far. i think hes dead now. bitch (cool gun btw). After the horrible horrible death of the creepy guy, Mario again got fucked over by zombies and gangraped again >:C.
killing zombies (PEAK FAIL)
Or not? He kills all the zombies in the graveyard, explodes the shit out of them with a domino effect. He kills the rest of the zombies to go through and finally find the exit he's been looking for, until he finds out he gets ambushed by The Combine, then Mario kills himself by clicking the letter "K" button binded to the kill command.
surrender
But hey, here comes, you won't believe it, the same terrorist who saved his ass in MVC 3 and 4!!! Surprisingly he got resurrected from unknown reason but we'll get to that later. The organization didn't even order saving Mario actually but that's another story. So a terrorist saved him from getting in trouble, again. Terrorist wakes him up from unconsciousness just so he could tell his plan on destroying the cidatel, Mario is fucking bored and tired asl but Who Cares. After rough gay sex (canon), Mario & terrorist reached to the terrorist's flying vehicle, which somehow he built it not long time ago but we'll get to that later. Fuck, Mario has to choose the right door again, terrorist could ambush the place later or stay together so Mario wouldn't do anything downright fucking stupid. Which way to go, Mario Mario?
split up (FAIL)
Mario tells him to ambush the cidatel later, and also he realized he cannot ride this flying vehicle made out of junk so he falls all the way down to get his Darwin awards once again. Terrorist then decided to just kill himself at this point. FAIL.
go together
Mario & terrorist have decided to stay together just so terrorist could get him inside the cidatel. Damn! Terrorist needs to blow up the fence floor guarding the entrance to Dr. Breen's office. He managed to do that too, I mean, he's a terrorist for christ sake. Man how the hell could Mario get his foot injured anyway? Oh right he's from a hit 3D platformer Super Mario 64, that makes sense amirite? Again with the troubles, this so called attraction is the only way to get to Dr. Breen's office and most likely you will get gangraped there and then. WHAT, TERRORIST FUCKING DIES AGAIN????????????????????????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... sad day huh? Some Combine Elite soldier takes Mario to Dr. Breen's office, should he GTFO! now? Yes please GTFO! ok. Mario wakes up and feels like nothing will save him, not even that hot girl from the city. but oh that was no Dr. Breen, it's fucking Saddam Hussein himself. He was once a president for Iraq but now that is in the control of The Combine, Saddam Hussein became second-in command for them. He also tells Mario to kill himself, which Mario can either refuse or actually agree.
agree (GOOD ENDING)
Mario agrees to kill himself, by Saddam Hussein. But haha yes! Mario proves once again that he has people ready to die for him (not really lol). The hot girl from the city eventually saves him from evil bad combine, seriously how many fucking times Mario has been saved? Anyway, something happens between both the hot girl and Saddam Hussein... Who gives a shit when Saddam fucking dies anyway? Finally! The Combine is dead for good!!! She still wouldn't let Mario rape her. Oh well, that could've ended much better if she did.
deny (GOOD ENDING)
Same shit.
refuse to go there (PATH TO THE BAD ENDING)
Mario tells him to go fuck himself in a modern American way, ok. Mario then was about to talk to the hot girl until BUSH FUCKING AMBUSHES HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooool bush ambush. the hot girl killed him in cold blood, put Mario in the abandoned hospital, that hospital must be the most secret hideout or The Combine are just fucking retarded, literally nobody has idea about the place. Mario wakes up from the coma, yes really, coma in coma, funny huh? What the fuck? Somehow by a magic (or Combine's technology to clone people), George and Bush survived from their Darwin Awards. They even talked to the hot girl, she told them Mario's whereabouts. There is no explanation why she would consider relationships with them neutral when every single character is fighting against The Combine. Also why would she tell them where Mario currently is???? Did she betray him???? The whole plot doesn't make sense anyway so Who Cares. Mario manages to kill them both, replying with his one liner and PLEASE GTFO! He met somebody he has no idea who he actually is, Mario just didn't care. He heard the voice from that garage or whatever the hell that is, he sneaked up to him, before Mario realized it was actually his lifesaver from the previous episodes, he just kills him. Mario thought it was just some ghost, that he's all fucked up because of war. What a fucking retard. Why is there supposed to be a map on a paper just landing on the floor out of nowhere? After he read the map, he decides that it'd be for the best if he will reach to the time machine that was mentioned on the map exactly. No idea how Mario is supposed to find that place but he's fucking Mario you know. Then oh yeah you guessed it, another Combine joint, how ironic. I wonder if there such things can happen as massacre? OH SHIT! THEY CAUGHT MARIO! MARIO GRAB THE TOMMY GUN!!! OHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOD SERIOUS MARIO!!! He kills everybody on his way, eventually finding the time machine from the map. But before Mario was about to enter the time machine, the Combine elite soldiers try to stop him which they make Mario choose what to do again.
kill yourself (FAIL)
Mario just kills himself. That's it.
go to the portal (BAD ENDING)
Mario doesn't GIVE TWO FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He enters the time machine. Since he's from a hit 3D platformer game Super Mario 64, he fell, his legs hurt. WAIT WHAT? WHY IS THERE STILL COMBINE????? NOOOOO DONT SHOOT HI-
Fuck.
talk to the hot girl (PATH TO THE MARIO FINALLY DIES ENDING)
...Or you can avoid all that and just rape some woman on the street in the middle of a big war. Yes, Mario is not a hero in MVC, never was.
leave and rape her (MARIO FINALLY DIES ENDING)
Mario leaves her but wants to rape her so bad. She notices it.
leave and still rape her (MARIO FINALLY DIES ENDING)
Same shit.
Credits
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Category:Episodes
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