Mega Man (song)

Mega Man on this page referrs to a rap/hip-hop song by rapper, Jay Eazy. The song is featured in his single album of the same name.
== Lyrics ==
I was never book smart, I'm money smart
Makes me more intelligent
Call me Mr. Rock festival, I got hella bands
Shorty cute, and her circle too
Told her get a friend
She gon' make me slide with my dog, like I'm Mega Man
For real, I do this 24, that's hella Mamba
What's the word, don't tell a prompter
Ever noticed, the one's that be like "Where the hoes at?" never got 'em
They never get a W and, that's pretty much the L about 'em
With them, never rocking solid
You gon' need [?] to be sick of my shit
Like I'm reading comics, I got paper to flip
I done woke up [?] for a mental acknowledge
I do it for shorties and colleges
Ain't nothin' better than throwin' my bit
And they see that, lil' brodie, yeah, I got a fist
[?] on men every line, I hit 'em with you and thought they had a sniff
Some shouldn't be allowed to ride, they go overheads like shower cap
Shorties wanna take a flight for me, made pussy fly like a cap
Hittin' on some who get what they want, 'cause you couldn't help, that's a coward act
I really can't help the fact that I mean, look
I was never book smart, I'm money smart
Makes me more intelligent
Call me Mr. Rock festival, I got hella bands
Shorty cute, and her circle too
Told her get a friend
She gon' make me slide with my dog, like I'm Mega Man
"I love you" is just eight letters, "Let's fuck" sound way better
She got cream on my baby sweater
I'm with the money team, made weather
Their limits are what they measure, not my limits, that's Jay message
Hella bums dwellin' on a pass, and I got a gift so I stay present
Me, and my nuts, that's a trifecta
When I let 'em hang, they slam on the floor like Brock Lesnar
How you gon' say "Wait up for me, bro", and then not catch up
That's like waiting for a dealership to show a Dodge Tesla
You don't got the stamina, we know it now
Shorties waiting for my bad ass, like it's Joey's crowd
If I'm up, why would I need someone to hold me down?
I only care if mamma gon' be proud
I was never book smart, I'm money smart
Makes me more intelligent
Call me Mr. Rock festival, I got hella bands
Shorty cute, and her circle too
Told her get a friend
She gon' make me slide with my dog, like I'm Mega Man
== The Joke ==
The joke behind the song Mega Man comes from the TikTok video that Jay Eazy made to promote his song. The video showed a man destorying a touchscreen mall kiosk as Jay, wearing a Mega Buster, walks up to him to ask why he's doing it. The man responds saying that his reasoning is due to the fact that Jay Eazy hasn't put out any new song recently. Jay answers telling the man not to worry as his song titled "Mega Man" is scheduled to release the coming January 7th. Jay tells the man to listen before running away as he raps the first few lines of the song.
Category:Inside jokes