My Octopus and a Teacher/Quotes

:(Bart encounters a new teacher, and his flashback.)
:Rayshelle Peyton: Are-are you okay?
:(Back to the school, and Bart hides from a new teacher.)
:Skinner: Boys, meet your new teacher, Ms. Peyton. This is Nelson, Milhouse and... w-who is that behind that locker?
:Bart: Just me. Bart. Bart. Bart. [laughs] You know, like a seal? 
:Ms. Peyton: You look familiar. Have we met?
:Bart: [robotic] No! You are a stranger. Stranger, stranger, overheating alert, alert, alert. [high-pitched] Shutting down. self-destruct. [imitates explosion, whistling] 
:Milhouse: Bart had Skittles with milk for breakfast.
:Nelson: I told him he couldn't handle the rainbow.
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:Nelson: Dude, what are you doing in there?
:Milhouse: I know it's not a sidekick's place to give notes, but for the past few weeks, nothing's landing.
:Bart: Really? I thought milk-nose glitter sneeze landed.
:Milhouse: No. It did not land. Really hard to look at.
:Nelson: You don't seem in control. We can't laugh at your clowning if we're concerned about you.
:Milhouse: Why are you messing with Ms. Peyton? She's nice.
:Bart: I don't know why I do stuff, okay? I don't know why I'm yelling now!
:Nelson: I'm not gonna noogie you, but when you think about your actions today, I hope you noogie yourself.
:(Nelson and Milhouse walks away from Bart due to his action.)
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:Bart: When Lisa was doing her fish movie, (flashback) Mom and I would wait on the beach. Some rich kid left a sand pail from the fancy hotel. That bucket was my ticket to the guests-only pool area. At first, it was pretty sweet. Then I tried a fancy dive off the Tarzan swing. A belly flop will knock the wind out of you. Especially a belly full of hot fudge. I panicked, and suddenly, I couldn't tread water, no matter how hard I flailed. And no one was noticing. (Peyton notices Bart is drowning) But then...
:[Peyton jumped down into a pool to save Bart from drowning]
:Rayshelle Peyton: Oh, God. Are-are you okay?
:Woman: What happened?
:[Bart encounters Peyton for the first time]
:Man: [whispering to Darryl] He can't swim. That poor boy.
:[Darryl gasps when Bart is unable to swim]
:Bart: [shouting] Why did you do that? I was fine. I'm an amazing swimmer.
:Rayshelle Peyton: I-I'm, I'm sorry, I-I thought that... (Bart runs away from her)
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Lisa: Dad's right, You should also be in the sea, Hunting and killing Nosefish... (sobbing) After school, I will take you back to your home.
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Milhouse: Bart had Skittles with milk for breakfast.
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Category:Season 33 quotes