YTP: Superdooperasdfcompmovie

== Transcript ==
(Intro Skit)
Citizen 1: (spots a flying saucer) Alien attack!
Rebel: Throw the CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!! (throws cheese at flying saucer)
(everyone stares)
Alien: (Baby's deep voice) You Fool.
(The Title theme plays)
(static)
(Baby Giggling)
(Man pretends to takes the baby's nose)
Man: Got your nose!
(Baby giggles in interest)
Cop: (kicks down door) Look out! He's got a nose-
Baby: (off-screen) What's a nose?
Guy: (off-screen) I don't know...
Cop: Oh...!
(static)
Man on Left: Hey guy, smell my flower.
Man on Right: (guy sniffs flower) Mmmmmmm
(A monster comes out of the man on the Left's Flower)
Man on Right: LOL!
Announcer: LEVEL UP!!
(static)
Man: Steven, I got to ask! How the devil do you keep your house so clean?
Steven: Well that's easy man! I'm half cow!
Man: Holy marry mother of...
(static)
Narrator: And now... PINEAPPLES.
Man: This does not help.
(static)
Woman 1: My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!
Woman 2: (holding a knife) Hey, you wanna play catch the knife? (gets stabbed to the ground)
Woman 1: *demonic voice* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
(static)
Guy 1: Hey. it says 'Gullible' on the ceiling. (AVGN's voice) Again!
(guy 2 looks up, the ceiling says 'Gullible')
Guy 2: Oh...
(The guy on the left grabs the guy on the right's lungs)
Guy 2: Aw, come on!!!
Guy 1: Gullible.
(static)
Mother 1: Hey kids! I brought you some cookies!
Kids: [cheer]
Mother 2: JIMMY!
(The woman and the kids give poker faces.)
Mother 2: CLEAN YOUR ROOM?
(static)
Voiceover: Coming This Summer.
President: Dammit Jenkins, a giraffe will never be president.
Jenkins: Yeah, you're probably right!
Cow: Yeah, me neither!
Voiceover: The Giraffe that wasn't President... Rated R!
(static)
Little girl: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
Marmite: Yes.
(The little girl smiles.)
Horse: *Runs over to Marmite and tramples him* WHERE?!?!
(static)
Man: Marmite, why does no one like you?
(man bursts into flames)
Man: Oh yeah...
Marmite: (Tie's voice) (Sinister laugh)
(static)
Man on phone: Hey, uh, how do I get to your place again?
(slight mumbling from phone)
Man on phone: Ok, thanks.
(The man hangs up the phone and his car crashes into a wall.)
Dude: Classic.
(static)
Boss: Steve, I'm giving you a promotion.
(Steve smiles.)
("Nostalgia Critic" in black, bold letters briefly appears across screen)
Voiceover: (AVGN's voice) Nostalgia Critic.
Boss: Yep, now you're fired.
(Steve frowns.)
(static)
(John opens a door.)
John: Honey, I'm home-- MARMITE! What are you DOING?!
(Marmite appears in bed with John's wife.)
Marmite: I'm sleeping with your wife, John.
John: Uh, yeah...you are.
Cow: Yeah, me neither!
(static)
Customer : I'm sorry, what is that for a restaurant i mean this thing is still alive.
Lobster: He's on to us, commence the pitching!
Customer: No, no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Man: I'll save you! Tree powers, Activate!
(The man turns into a tree.)
Man: (Tom's voice) This isn't working!
(static)
Man: You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...
(The other man backs away)
Man: Please don't hurt me...
Tie: (Joker's voice) *Sinister laugh*
(static)
Man: Hello, parking meter!
Meter: (AVGN's voice) I'm the fucking nerd!
(The man becomes surprised.)
(static)
Man: I baked you a pie!
Kid: Oh, boy! What flavor?
Man: Pie flavor.
Pie: But it's opposite day.
(Both men and the kids turn into pies)
Man: (Man on right's voice) OWW!! What the hell is wrong with you!?!?
(static)
(A song plays in the background.)
Girl: I like singing!
Boy: I like dancing!
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
(Pineapples appeared but I Like Train Kid got confused)
I Like Trains Kid: (Man's voice) Hmm.
(static)
(A son is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Punching Dad hits him knocking the salad out of his hand. He starts punching it)
Son: Aw, what is wrong with you?! Stop it, Cut it out, Dad! I don't want thi--
Salad Punching Dad: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!
Son: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(static)
Guy 1: Oh, no, I spilled my milk!
Guy 2: You've killed us all!
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(House floods with milk and drowns both mens then gargle)
(Guys grave is shown title Death by "Milk drown")
Man: Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual!
Doctor: How can you tell?
(Man vomits Rainbow)
RAAAAAAIINNBOOWWWSS
Doctor: (Tomska's voice) Oh that was really on call for!
(static)
Man: Ha Ha Ha Ha! I can't read! (AVGN's voice) Again!
(static)
Clown: Haha! They said I could never teach llama to drive!
Llama: BAAAAAAAAA--
Clown: No, Llama, Nooo!
(The Llama drives clown off a cliff.)
Narrator: SUDDENLY...
(Car crashes and llama runs around screen)
Mine Turtle: Hello!
(static)
Man 1: Hey man! Look at my new dog!
(looks down, dog panting)
Man 2: Oh yeah? That's pretty cool...
(static)
Harold: What are you up to, son?
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains. (AVGN's voice) Again.
Harold: Haha! Yes, you do.
(long pause)
(static)
Teacher: Hello, and welcome to Standing Up School.
Do the Flop Guy: (slides into students and the teacher) Everybody do the flop!!!
(everybody flops face first on the ground, except the teacher)
Teacher: Aaand you failed. (points stick at all the students who fell)
(static)
(Ranger plays trumpet)
Policeman: Hey, you got a license for that?
Ranger: What are you - A man? Or a mouse?
(blows trumpet into his ear, like shooting himself with a gun, killing the Ranger himself)
(static)
Singers: ♪ Desmond The Moon Bear! ♪
Desmond: How did I get here?
Cow: Yeah, me neither!
(static)
Waffle: Did somebody say "Waffles?"
Guy: No.
Waffle: I have brain damage!
Muffin: But I wanna die!
(static)
Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?
Joey: I am your sandwich.
(Guy swallows Joey)
(Joey's grave is shown in words 'Swallowed to death')
(static)
Potato Killer: (from asdfmovie2) Die potato!
Potato: Noooooooo!!
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
Potato Killer: Oh no no no wait-
(potato killer and potato get hit by train)
(I Like Trains Kid smiles)
(static)
Guy 1: Here, hold this.
(Sticks sword into Guy 2's stomach and walks away)
Guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(static)
Man: (gasps) There's something on your face!
(punches other man in the face)
Man: IT WAS PAIN!
Other Man: TELL NO ONE.
(static)
Internet Kid: I'm gonna do an internet! (presses a key on the keyboard, but...) (AVGN's theme song plays) Oh...
Reader Guy: Well I'm gonna do a book! (touches an open book, nothing happens) Aw...
(static)
Man: Mmmm... Yum!
(cutting the cake)
Cake: AAAAAAHHHH-
(colors bars occured)
(static)
Billy: I wanna be a pie!
Pie: (Nerd's voice) But it's opposite day.
Billy: (Reader Guy's voice) Aw...
(static)
Mugger: You're gettin' mugged, kid!
Kid: (shaping hands into "guns") No, you're getting mugged!
Mugger: (Nerd's voice) But it's opposite day.
Kid: AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(static)
Father: Hey, son! Catch! (throws ball)
Billy: Ok, dad! I'm going to catch it! I'm going to ca- (gets squashed by ball which never changed size to match perspective)
(Billy's grave was shown)
Mother: Billy, Noo!
(static)
Snarky Man: Nice hat.
Magician Guy: Thanks!
Snarky Man: I was being sarcastic.
Magician Guy: Well, I stole your face!
(snarky guy slaps on his blank area where his face was and he collapsed to the grounded)
Magician Guy: (Guy 2's voice) Hehe (zooms in), comedy.
(static)
Johnny: Hey, Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs!
Bobby: Sure thing Johnny!
(Bobby falls downstairs and hits the piano, and plays a sour note. But Bobby's grave was showed)
(static)
Doctor: Sir, you appear to have a very severe case of... baby voice.
Sir: But mother, I love him! (Cooling)
(static)
(Guy is being hit by muffins)
Guy: Aw, man, you ever going to run out of muffins?!
Muffin Man: (Deep accent) No. Because I work at ze muffin factory!
Guy: Oh!
(static)
Little Girl: Mommy, mommy! Look, a turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
Little Girl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Holding the pineapple)
(static)
Dad: What are you drawing, honey?
Daughter: I'm drawing a bear! (Is revealed to be drawing the bear on a bear)
Bear: Nom.
Dude: Classic
(static)
Guy: Hey, what'd you get for your birthday?
Birthday Guy: But... BUT.... BUT... *holds up a book called 'Stabby Princess III'* This isn't what I wanted!
(Awkward silence)
Guy: That is weird!
(static)
Guy: (from asdfmovie7: deleted scenes) Hello, Mine Turtle.
Mine Turtle: (from asdfmovie7: deleted scenes) Hello!
Man: Oh no, I am NOT stepping on you.
(3 second pause)
Guy: (TomSka's voice) Wanna practice kissing?
Man: What!
(static)
Mother: No, Suzie, don't walk in the road!
Suzie: Look, Mom, I made it! *Kitty's car bumps into Suzie.*
Kitty: Meow!
(static)
(worker presses a button on the elevator, then leaves just before it opens up)
Dude: Classic
(static)
Waffle: *smack smack smack*
Waffle: My mouth tastes like teeth!
Muffin: WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIIEE?!?!?!?
(static)
Brian: Hey, Stacy! You wanna go do the prom with me?
Stacy: Uh, I'm sorry, but I'm a ghost.
Brian: But you're not dead.
(Stacy shoots herself in the head with a gun)
(Stacy's spirit floats upwards)
Stacy: Bye, Briaaaaaan.
Narrator: SUDDENLY...
Girl: So beautiful out here.
Boy: Yeah, it's just me, you and the moon.
Stacy: Bye, Briaaaaaan. (Going up to heaven)
(long pause)
Boy: (Alan's voice) What?
(static)
Eddie: You're leavin' me?
Zelda: Sorry Eddie, I've met a REAL man.
Dude: Classic.
(static)
Conspiracy theorist: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!
Witness: ...Those are clouds.
Conspiracy theorist: Oh!
(static)
Larry: What's going on, guys?
Archibald: Larry, this is an invention. You need to stop breaking people's necks.
(Neck Cracks)
Larry: What are you taking about?
Archibald: Larry!
Larry: What?
Archibald: This Intervention.
(Larry got confused)
Larry: Oh!
(static)
Father: Happy BIRTHD- (pause)
Wife: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
(pop)
Doctor: It's a boy!
(Long pause)
Father: Oh!
(static)
Stupid Guy 1: Hey, buddy! Turn that frown upside down!
Stupid Guy 2: Okay! (breaks his neck and faceplants on the ground)
Dude: Classic!
(static)
Guy 1: Hey, did you know that carrots are good in your eyesight?
(Guy 2 sticks carrots in his eyes)
Guy 1: (Alan's voice) What? No!
(static)
Mom: Jimmy. Take out the dog.
Woman: Aw, what's his name?
Dog: His name is David.
Jimmy: (David's voice) Hello! I am David.
Mother: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH-
(static)
Near Boy: (points away) Is this you?
(Pregnant Woman explodes)
Newborn: Hello, I have been Born!
Near Boy: (wave to the newborn) Hello!
(static)
Man 1: You want a piece of me?!
Baby: Beh.
Woman: No...
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
Woman: You can have it!
Man: Guy: Thank you! (takes the pineapple and leaves)
(static)
(A guy is standing with his phone buzzing and ringing. He answers it)
Guy on phone 1: (off-screen) Hey, uh, can people fly?
Guy on Phone 2: (Alan's voice) What? No!
Guy on Phone 1: (off-screen) That's a shame.
(The Phone hang up)
(static)
Magician: Hey, what's that behind your ear. (reaches behind the girl's ear and gasps) It's a hearing aid!
Girl: I want an Ice Cream?
(static)
Cop: Boss, what are we gonna do about all these gangsters?
Boss: Don't worry. We got a man on the inside.
(cut to Mine Turtle standing against the gangsters.)
Mine Turtle: Hello.
(static)
Guy 1: *Rubbing his chin* Hmm... this is not my arm.
(Camera zooms out)
Guy 2: Hey, your chin feels nice.
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
(Guy 2 got confused, but)
Guy: Your chin feels nice.
(static)
Singer: Patrick has a hole in is head!
Patrick: I don't even know why I have this?!
(static)
Orphanage Master: The orphans... They're all dead! What kind of man would do this!?
(Mr. Muffin is standing in confusion and disbelief, but he says)
Mr. Muffin: ...Somebody kill me!
(static)
(Close up of a Mime Turtle)
(sound of footfalls)
(Zooms out as the banana enters the screen, and looks at him to gasp in horror)
Mime Turtle: Hello!
(static)
Guy on Right: Whoa, is that killer whale!
Guy on Left: Where?
(Bonk)
Guy on Right: Oh my god. I don't see any killer whales anywhere!
Man: Yes you can!
(Whale sounds)
Guy on Right: Oh...!
(static)
Girl: Mom. watch me do this cart wheel.
Dad: I sure did, Honey!
Dude: Classic.
(static)
Guy: Are you wizards?
Wizard: Yes, yes I Am?
Guy: My favorite!
(static)
(The sun is looks bored)
Saturn: (orbiting round sun) You're fat!
The Sun: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(static)
(Two people standing)
Guy 2: I am a very tall midget.
Guy 1: (Alan's voice) What? No!
(static)
Man: Hey! You know who's gay? Yo--
(he and other guy get hit by train as I Like Trains Kid smiles)
(static)
Guy 1: Here hold this.
(gives bomb to Guy 2)
Guy 2: (Alan's voice) What? No!
(static)
Police Cop: Hey, kid, you can't skate here!
Skater: You can't tell me what to do!
Narrator: SUDDENLY....
Police Cop: Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing...
(zoom to the big screen for a whoosh)
Police Cop: (Cow's whispers' voice) Skateboards!
Ma'am: AAAAAAUUUUHUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(static)
Muffin: Hey, Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: (Nerd's voice) But it's opposite day.
Muffin: *crying*
(static)
Man 1: Kitten Fight!
Man 2: No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!
(gets hit in the face by a kitten)
(picks up kitten, which gives him a really cute face)
Man 2: Aww...
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
(gets hit by a pineapple)
Man 2: (Tourettes Guy's voice) OW!
(static)
Father: Now son, don't touch that cactus.
(son is magnetized to cactus)
Father: (Ade Edmondson's voice) I HATE YOU, YOU BASTARD!
(static)
Harold: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
(Baby giggles)
Wife: But where did I go wrong?
(static)
Man 1: (Looks angry) Hey, buddy! You wanna take this outside?
Man 2: (Also looks angry) Sure!
(They go outside)
Man 1: (Still looks angry) Wow! What a lovely evening!
Man 2: (Also still looks angry) This is a really good-!
Moon: Hey! You two should kiss!!
(static)
Girl: I... I love you, but...
(awkward silence, again)
Man: (deep voice) she single?
(static)
Police Cop: Sir, is this your car?
Driver: Nope, It's yours!
Police Cop: But it's opposite day.
Driver: Aw...
(static)
All Singers, All Melodies and All Symphonies: (sings) The Science Show!
Guy: Pianos!
(A piano crashes on him and does a low note)
Guy: (muffled) Ahhh!! Who's idea was this?!
Dude: Classic!
(Men 1 and 2 are shown)
Man 3: Hey guys check out my new camera!
(fires gun at Man 1)
Man 3: Oh, wait! This isn't the camera.
Man 2: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(static)
Doctor: I'm afraid you have one year to live.
Patient: Well- *zooming on his face* AAAAAAAH!!!
(static)
Breadman: You're insane professor doctor, if you think I'll ever tell you where I hit a girl, then you'll have to kill me first. What the
(Professor Doctor pushes the toaster as Breadman screaming)
(Breadman's grave was showed)
(static)
Guy (offscreen): Hello, burger!
Burger: I used to be a cow.
Guy (offscreen): But it's opposite day.
Burger: (Alan's voice) What!
(static)
Mother: Oh, Timmy, don't cry!
Timmy: (Cries)
Mother: Seriously, Timmy, cut it out!
(Timmy continues to cry)
Mother: TIMMY!!! This is the worst date EVER!
Dude: Classic!
(static)
(there are two guys, 2nd has a urinal on him. Guy 1 starts to unzips his pants)
Urinal Guy: Don't even think about it.
Guy 1: But it's opposite day.
Urinal Guy: Oh...
(static)
(Salad Punching Dad and son's constant punches)
Narrator: SUDDENLY!
Salad Punching Dad: Oh, I'm so full.
(static)
Guy 1: Wow, this game is so realistic!
Guy 2: That's not a game!
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(static)
Guy: Why won’t this damn fax machine work?!
(fax machine rumbles and turns into a giant robot)
Machine: (David's robotic voice) Hello, I'm David!
(static)
Guy 1: Pffft. Screw gravity!
(floats away, guy 2 in shock)
Guy 1: (Chris Bingham's voice) Help! I'm...stuck on the ceiling...
(static)
Sheep #1: ♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep! I said beep beep, I'm a sheep! ♪
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
(Crickets chirping)
Dude: Classic.
(static)
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you had, brain cancer!
Guy: But it's opposite day.
(The Doctor collapsed)
(static)
Jerry: Hey Baby you lookin' fine.
Little Baby: (Cooing)
(static)
Man on Right: Hey, cool that?
(squish)
Man on Left: Well I stole your face!
(static)
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
(Camera zooms right)
Hungry: Why did you name me this way?
(static)
Mother: I think we should just be friends. (leaves him)
Guy: (Mr. Suicide's voice) We're all gonna die.
(static)
(Camera zooms out revealing that a man is holding an umbrella in his bathtub.)
Guy: My brain is big and smart.
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
(A Pineapple is standing at the bathub is awkward)
(static)
*Two dogs shout their names out repeatedly.*
Man: Well, we failed. *cocks shotgun* Don't look, honey.
(static)
Mom: Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?
Kids: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Mom: Okay then...
(Mom pulls out gun)
Mom: DRAW!
Man: But it's opposite day.
Mom: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
(static)
Sam: Okay! Hit the apple!
(arrow hits the apple)
Sam: Yeeaa…!
(tree falls onto Sam)
(Sam's grave was showed as Dude appeared)
Dude: Classic
(static)
Woman: Ooh, a puppy!
Man: Oh, careful honey. He has a knife!
Dog: Eeh, what? No, no. I don't!
Cow: Yeah, me neither!
(static)
John: OH NO! A GIANT BEE!
Girl: (carried away by a bumblebee) Wheeeee!
Bumblebee: She's mine now, John.
(static)
Guy 1: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!
Do the Flop Guy: Everybody Do the FLOP!
(The Do the Flop Guy, Guy 1, Guy 2 and Guy 3 flop face first)
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES!
(4 Pineapples appears and a Pineapple lands on the ground from the building)
(static)
Steven: (singing) ♪ It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode! ♪
Guy: Hey, Steven!
Steven (in a low pitched voice): What have you done? (explodes)
Guy: (runs away) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
(static)
Little Boy: Can Susy come out to play?
Mother: (Alan's voice) What? No!
Cow: Ya, me neither. You guys want to go skateboards?
(static)
Woman: Aw... Babies grow up so fast.
Boy: Dad, I'm gay!
Man: (Alan's voice) What?!
(static)
Mom: ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F- ♪ DRAW!
(gunfire)
(static)
Man on Left: *Bird whistle*
Man on Right: Oh man that is awesome, let me try! *Bird whistle*. Hmm.
Man on Right: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(He got squished by a whale)
Whale: *Bird Whistle*
(static)
Captain Peg: Captain Peg is the grestets pirate that ever roam the seas.
Young Master Timmy: OH my god captain!
Captain Peg: What is it young master Timmy...
Diver: (jumps) Cannonballllll... (Keeps flying Keeps flying and eventually hits a pirate ship, whooshing winds)
(Ship sinks + explosion)
(static)
Narrator: And now, the funniest thing you've ever seen from really far away.
Other Guy 1 (in volume 3): Hey, do you have a menu?
(whale lands on Two guys)
(whale bellows)
(static)
Happy Father: My beautiful baby! This is the happiest day of my Life!
Baby: *seducive voice* Daddy.
Happy Father: Oh.
(static)
Video Gamer Guy 1: Hey man. You wanna play some video games?
Video Gamer Guy 2: No way, dude! You always beat me!
Video Gamer Guy 1: But it's opposite day.
Video Gamer Guy 2: (Tom's voice) Yeah I guess that makes sense!
(static)
Guy: Hey! Can your girlfriend do this?? *Holds his breath and explodes*
Boyfriend: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Girlfriend: AAAAAAAAAAA-
(static)
Dad: (off-screen) Hello, son!
Sun: (off-screen) Hello!
Earth: AH! Oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
(static)
Guy 1: High five!-
*slap*
Guy 1: *deep voice* -hundred!
Guy 2: But it's opposite day.
Guy 1: NOOOOO! *repeated slapping*
(static)
Text: And Now, Action Bunnies!
Action Bunny 1: Uh, It's raining.
Action Bunny 2: This calls for action.
Action Bunny 1: This calls for hacks.
Action Bunnies: YEAH!
Action Bunny 1: That's so awesome!
Narrator: The End
(Script in progress)
Man on Left: Hello, sir, would you like some punch
Sir: Yes I will love...
(Punched)
Man on Left: Hehe! Comedy!
(static)
Woman: I'm not racist, but...
Dude: Classic.
(static)
Guy: Ooh, I wonder what this does?
(presses a button, plays the AVGN theme song)
Guy: Huh.
(static)
Frog wife: Oh, hi, honey. How was work?
Wife: Pretty good, but I quit my job.
Frog wife: Oh...!
(static)
Basketball: Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!
(Car Horn + Splat)
Basketball: *deep voice* Mmm... Good...
Car with arms: *Punches the Basketball* That's for sleeping with my wife!
(static)
All Singers: Invisible Billy Adventures.
Guy: Hey Billy! Catch the frisbee!
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
Billy: (as the pineapple) This does NOT help!
(Slice and Thud)
Guy: B...Billy?
(static)
Girl: I'm leaving you, Jerry. You and your inappropriate reactions.
Jerry: (Patient's voice) OH YEAH? *shoots himself*
Girl: I'm leaving you...
(static)
Guy 1: Watch out for that kitten!
Guy 2: Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.
(Jerry's car bumps into a guy, and it's not a kitten)
Jerry: Hey baby!
(static)
Man: Bobby Seaborn, you're dead, I'm gonna whale on your face.
Mother: Bobby, what is that on your face.
Bobby Seaborn: (Alan's voice) What?
(static)
Teen: Man that party was nuts last night!
Narrator: SUDDENLY...
Child: (giggling) (chasing guy 1 and guy 2 with a blood-stained knife) I'm gonna getcha!
(static)
Cow: Hi, babe, yes, I am real man. You want to go skateboards?
Little Baby: (Cooing)
(static)
Man: I am going to open this door!
(The man opens the door, in which The Angry Video Game Nerd appears in real life)
AVGN: I'm the fucking nerd!
(static)
Man 1: You want a piece of me?!
Man 2: Yeah!
(Man 1 takes off a piece of his torso)
Man 1: Well, here you go then!
(But Man 2 drops the torso off his)
Man 2: Oh, apparently not.
(static)
Man 1: I'M FEELING CAR SICK! *throws up a car with the license plate 1CH PWN, killing the person next to him*
Man 2: (Dad's voice) Hi Hungry, I'm dad!
Man 1: (Alan's voice): What?!
CONFUSED
(static)
(Guy 1 shoots a bullet towards Guy 2)
Guy 1: You're gonna die!
(It looks like Guy 3 was about to take the bullet for Guy 2, but it's revealed that Guy 3 was going to hide behind him.)
Guy 3: Phew. I almost got shot.
(static)
Stupid 1: Is anybody here a doctor?
Dad: I have no son!
Stupid 1: Well, you're a nerd!
(Stupid 2 died and hi-five with Stupid 1)
(static)
Cowboy: *In a fighting pose*
Toaster: *Pops out a gun and shoots the cowboy*
Toaster: *deep voice* Mmm... Good...
(static)
Man 1: Hey. Here comes that trainsgender guy.
I Like Trains Kid: (Off-screen) I like trains.
Nerd: (Off-screen) But is opposite day.
I Like Train Kid: OH NO!
(A train rams in to I Like Trains Kid in off screen)
Man 1 and Man 2: Oh...
(static)
Kid: I wish I could fly!
Genie: (snaps) Your wish is granted! (Magical sparkles)
Kid: Yaaay! (Jumps up and hits the ceiling + splat)
(Kid's grave is shown)
(static)
Remix Sheep: (extremely funky music) ♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said- ♪
Narrator: SUDDENELY, PINEAPPLES! (AVGN's again) AGAIN!
(Pineapples appears again with Crickets chirping)
Pineapple: Aw, come on!
(static)
Husband: Keep pushing! Push!
POP
Doctor: Congratulations! We got it back in!
Hushand: (Alan's voice) What?!
(static)
Johnny Big Feet: I sure hope I don't get hit by a-
(Camera goes to the a close-up of his foot to show that he stepped on Guy 2)
Guy 1: DAMN YOU, JOHNNY BIG FEET!!!!!
(static)
3D Guy #1: Hey! What time is it?!
3D Guy #2: It's medication time!
(Gulp + 3D Guys turn into pineapples + pop)
Pineapple #2: This is better
(static)
Guy: *gasps* Oh no! I'm late!
Boss: You're fired!
Guy: Aw...
(static)
Mine Turtle: Hello.
Bird 2: That ain't right.
(static)
Steve: Oh god... Duck!
Duck: Oh god... Steve!
Steve: How you've been, man?
(Duck quacks)
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
Steve: (Alan's voice) What...
(static)
Man on a Horse: Haha, hey look Jim, I'm on a horse.
Jim: Oh goodness me that's not a horse.
Man on a Horse: But it's opposite day.
Jim: Oh...!
(static)
Man: Hey Man, the 80s Called, they want YOU DEAD.
Action Bunny 1: No, No. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
(static)
Dog: Woeüf!
Owner: You're adopted!
(High-pitch dun plays)
(dog looks terrified)
(static)
Cop: Come out with your hands up!
Gun Man: Ohoho, I'm gonna stab ya! *Pulls out knife*
(static)
Guy 1: Hey, about your new horse...
*horse sniffs*
Guy 2: What about her?
Guy 1: She's uhhhh... a cow.
Skateboarding Cow: ♪ Meow meow, I'm a cow. ♪
(static)
Fat Guy: I love you...
Refrigerator: (Egoraptor's voice) What the Fuck!
(static)
Girl: Oh no, a gunman!
(Guy 2 pulls out machine gun and shoots the girl)
(static)
Dougal Flopguy: Let's get this party started!
Girl: This is a slumber party...
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES.
(Dougal Flopguy is seen again surrounded by pineapples, but the two little girls are no way to be seen)
Dougal Flopguy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
*flops on DJ stand and snores*
(static)
Girl: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor just like you!
Doctor: Aww...
*heart rate monitor beeping*
Doctor: You're not gonna grow up.
Girl: (Nerd's voice) But it's opposite day.
Doctor: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(static)
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mother: Baby gun!
Kid: What?
*mother shoots baby at kid's face*
Baby: *seductive voice* Daddy.
(static)
Pregnant woman: I don't want to be a mother!. *Pops out of existence*
Pineapples: *Falls to the ground*
Dude: Classic.
(progress)
==Trivia==
*AVGN spoken word "Again" was reference to Superman 64 in the AVGN episode.
*"asdfcomp - killer whales" was uploaded by MoonmenUnit42 on YouTube have been appeared.
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