Perspectives

== Aphors ==
1.     I prepared to drink the bottle of
water.  I did this by signalling to stop
to the car.  First, I determined that I
needed water.  Second, I waited for a car
to come.  Third, I flagged it down.  In this way, I prepared to drink the bottle
of water by signalling to stop to the car.
2.    I prepared to conclude that the
invariant was more important than the variant. 
I did this by testing the variant against the invariant.  First, I found that the invariant in “I drank the pear juice” was “I”. 
Second, I found that the variant in “I drank the pear juice” was
“pear juice”. 
Third, I found that “I” and
“pear”
were there and not there, respectively, through my life.  In
this way, I prepared to conclude that the invariant was more important than the
variant by testing the variant against the invariant.
3.     I prepared to understand vocabulary’s meaning. 
I did this by writing the synonym for the word down.  First, I wrote down the word.  Second, I looked it up in the thesaurus.  Third, I wrote down the best synonym for the
word in the thesaurus.  In this way, I
prepared to understand vocabulary’s
meaning by writing the synonym for the word down.
4.    I prepared to prove robots’ sentience. 
I did this by writing the first technique algorithm in ontology.  First, I entered the query.  Second, I followed the algorithm find the
relevant part of the knowledge hierarchy. 
Third, I read the returned argument. 
In this way, I prepared to prove robots’ sentience by writing the first technique
algorithm in ontology.
5.    I prepared to offer the viable
counter-interpretation.  I did this by
writing the second technique algorithm in interpretation.  First, I entered the query.  Second, I followed the algorithm interpret (paraphrase)
the relevant part of the knowledge the hierarchy.  Third, I read the returned argument.  In this way, I prepared to offer the viable
counter-interpretation by writing the second technique algorithm in
interpretation.
6.    I prepared to verify the definition
of the word.  I did this by writing the
third technique algorithm in meaning. 
First, I entered the query. 
Second, I followed the algorithm find the relevant definition of the
query.  Third, I read the returned
definition.  In this way, I prepared to
verify the definition of the word by writing the third technique algorithm in
meaning.
7.    I prepared to verify that the answer
was good.  I did this by writing the question-answering
algorithm.  First, I wrote the answer.  Second, I wrote the questions that could be
answered with the answer.  Third, I
tested that a question was answered with the correct answer.  In this way, I prepared to verify that the
answer was good by writing the question-answering algorithm.
8.    I prepared to present the synopsis.  I did this by writing the summarisation
algorithm.  First, I wrote the text.  Second, I wrote the text that it should
become.  Third, I trained the algorithm
to transform the longer text into the shorter text.  In this way, I prepared to present the
synopsis by writing the summarisation algorithm.
9.     I prepared to speak at the
conference.  I did this by writing the
text-to-speech algorithm.  First, I wrote
the text.  Second, I recorded the speech
that it should sound like.  Third, I
trained the algorithm to transform the text into the speech.  In this way, I prepared to speak at the
conference by writing the text-to-speech algorithm.
10.   I prepared to transcribe my lecture.  I did this by developing the speech to text
algorithm.  First, I recorded the
speech.  Second, I wrote the text for
it.  Third, I trained the algorithm to
transform the speech into the text.  In
this way, I prepared to transcribe my lecture by developing the speech to text
algorithm.
11.    I prepared to disambiguate the text.  I did this by writing the anaphor resolution
algorithm.  First, I found the first
instance of “him”, “her” or “it”. 
Second, I found the previous object to the instance of “him”, “her” or
“it”.  Third,
I replaced the instance of “him”, “her” or “it” with the previous object.  In this way, I prepared to disambiguate the
text by writing the anaphor resolution algorithm.
12.   I prepared to write “and” in
terms of “and”.  I did
this by comparing the reasonings details. 
First, I wrote that it was true that I ate the strawberry and the pecan.  Second, I wrote that it was true that I ate
the pear or the nectarine.  Third, I
wrote that “and” was stronger than “or”
because it corresponded to a single correct result.  In this way, I prepared to write “and” in
terms of “and” by comparing the reasonings details.
13.    I prepared to contrast political
detailed reasonings.  I did this by juxtaposing
detailed reasonings.  First, I determined
the political detailed reasoning for a reason.  Second, I determined the theological
(philosophical) detailed reasoning for a reason.  Third, I determined that the political
detailed reasoning for a reason was stronger than the theological
(philosophical) detailed reasoning for that reason because it originated from a
higher point of society.  In this way, I
prepared to contrast political detailed reasonings by juxtaposing detailed
reasonings.
14.   I prepared to eat at 12 PM.  I did this by interweaving binary oppositions.  First, I wrote the agreeing binary opposition
that the verb agreed with the noun in number. 
Second, I wrote the disagreeing binary opposition that I felt hungry at
2 PM instead of 12 PM.  Third, I
interweaved these binary oppositions to form the compromise that the verb
agreed with 12 PM in number.  In this
way, I prepared to eat at 12 PM by interweaving binary oppositions.
15.   I prepared to challenge whether two
artificial nodes would allow feelings at all. 
I did this by comparing the senses of reasoning.  First, I wrote that the spike was sensed.  Second, I wrote that it felt lustful.  Third, I commented that the spike felt
lustful given that I believed that it was part of a human.  In this way, I prepared to challenge whether
two artificial nodes would allow feelings at all by comparing the senses of
reasoning.
16.   I prepared to determine that I was
safe.  I did this by logging in to my
files.  First, I entered my user
name.  Second, I entered my
password.  Third, I accessed my
files.  In this way, I prepared to
determine that I was safe by logging in to my files.
17.   I prepared to archive old documents.  I did this by determining a document’s relevance by its age.  First, I wrote down the date 12 months before
the current date.  Second, I wrote down
the modification date of the document. 
Third, I verified whether the document was still relevant.  In this way, I prepared to archive old
documents by determining a document’s
relevance by its age.
18.   I prepared to articulate students to
50 As in popogogy.  I did this by
predicting thoughts using Hindu astrology. 
First, I followed a person, not a pigeon.  Second, I learned popogogy.  Third, I wrote down a department’s arguments. 
In this way, I prepared to articulate students to 50 As in popogogy by
predicting thoughts using Hindu astrology.
19.    I prepared to become a
multi-millionaire.  I did this by stating
how breasonings would help avoid death (prolong life).  First, I found the breasoning.  Second, I found how it would prolong
life.  Third, I activated the breasoning
by breasoning it out.  In this way, I
prepared to become a multi-millionaire by stating how breasonings would help
avoid death (prolong life).
20.  I prepared to run a survival course.  I did this by saying how meditation would
enable survival during the depression. 
First, I identified how it would help me walk forward.  Second, I walked forward.  Third, I tried to.  In this way, I prepared to run a survival
course by saying how meditation would enable survival during the depression.
21.   I prepared to breeze through life.  I did this by stating how meditation would
help avoid death (help life).  First, I
found meditation.  Second, I found how it
would use my whole brain.  Third, I
protected my life.  In this way, I
prepared to breeze through life by stating how meditation would help avoid
death (help life).
22.   I prepared to eat the muffin.  I did this by saying how breasonings would
enable survival during the depression. 
First, I found the money.  Second,
I paid for it in breasonings.  Third, I
spent the money.  In this way, I prepared
to eat the muffin by saying how breasonings would enable survival during the
depression.
23.   I prepared to prove that pedagogy
made money.  I did this by carrying out a
study in the change in income in new pedagogues in teachers, managers and
actors, etc.  First, I found the first
pedagogue who had made money around one of the new pedagogues.  Second, I prepared to find the next pedagogue
who had made money around the new pedagogue. 
Third, I repeated this until I had found all of the pedagogues who had
made money around the new pedagogue.  In
this way, I prepared to prove that pedagogy made money by carrying out a study
in the change in income in new pedagogues in teachers, managers and actors,
etc.
24.   I prepared to determine the increase
in profits from pedagogy.  I did this by
writing an economic equation in a chapter. 
First, I added the increase in profits of the first pedagogue around the
new pedagogue.  Second, I prepared to add
the increase in profits of the next pedagogue around the new pedagogue to this.
 Third, I repeated this until I had added
the increase in profits of all the pedagogues around the new pedagogue to this.  In this way, I prepared to determine the
increase in profits from pedagogy by writing an economic equation in a chapter.
25.  I prepared to determine the increase
in profits from different types of pedagogues. 
I did this by writing an economic equation of all the chapters in a
thesis.  First, I wrote down the increase
in profits from teacher pedagogues. Second, I added the increase in profits
from manager pedagogues.  Third, I wrote
down the increase in profits from actor pedagogues.  In this way, I prepared to determine the
increase in profits from different types of pedagogues by writing an economic
equation of all the chapters in a thesis.
26.   I prepared to state that students,
etc. were allowed to copy breasonings.  I
did this by writing about the copyright of breasonings and licensing them.  First, I wrote the breasoning.  Second, I licensed it.  Third, I wrote about it.  In this way, I prepared to state that
students, etc. were allowed to copy breasonings by writing about the copyright
of breasonings and licensing them.
27.   I prepared to be a yogi.  I did this by picking the flower.  First, I found the red flower.  Second, I held the scissors.  Third, I cut the flower.  In this way, I prepared to be a yogi by
picking the flower.
28.   I prepared to verify that the
breakers were identical.  I did this by measuring
one litre of water.  First, I found the beaker
of water and second beaker.  Second, I began
pouring the water from the beaker into the second beaker.  Third, I stopped when I had finished pouring
one litre of water into the second beaker. 
In this way, I prepared to verify that the breakers were identical by measuring
one litre of water.
29.   I prepared to give the example.  I did this by eating muffins with you.  First, I ate a muffin.  Second, I observed you eat a muffin.  Third, I stated that we both ate muffins.  In this way, I prepared to give the example
by eating muffins with you.
30.   I prepared to state that I only required
only intelligent algorithms.  I did this
by drinking the vegan hot chocolate. 
First, I lifted the glass to my lips. 
Second, I angled the glass. 
Third, I drained the glass.  In this
way, I prepared to state that I only required only intelligent algorithms by drinking
the vegan hot chocolate.
31.    I prepared to design a computer
screen.  I did this by writing on the palimpsest.  First, I found the palimpsest.  Second, I found a stylus.  Third, I wrote on the palimpsest.  In this way, I prepared to design a computer
screen by writing on the palimpsest.
32.   I prepared to yogically cremate the
body.  I did this by eating the man made
of gherkins.  First, I ate his head.  Second, I ate his body.  Third, I ate his arms.  In this way, I prepared to yogically cremate
the body by eating the man made of gherkins.