Bloom & Gloom

Musical guest: Beck 
guest star - Jamie Lynn Spears 
Audience members (Karley Scott Collins and Carlos McCullers II) introduce Beck 
== Quotes ==
Fred Stockdale: Ah, another beautiful day in the womb. [sings Classical, Gasping] Let go! Let go! I'm all naked and wet!
Betty Anne Bongo: Get up. It's time for church.
Fred Stockdale: I don't wanna go.
Betty Anne Bongo: It's church. You have to go.
Fred Stockdale: Too cold out.
Betty Anne Bongo: I'm tired of having this argument every Sunday. Get dressed.
Fred Stockdale: Oh, stupid, itchy church pants. [Grunting] One size fits all, my butt!
Betty Anne Bongo: Come on. We're going to be late.
Fred Stockdale: [Pants Tearing] Forget it. I'm not going.
Betty Anne Bongo: [Growls]
Your the actress and singer who played Zoey Brooks on the Nickelodeon teen sitcom Zoey 101
When I was 10, I made my acting debut in the Paramount Pictures drama film Crossroads which starred my sister, who portrayed the Lucy Wagner
Did you walk the runway as a model for Kids R Us fashion show?
I did, then I become a regular performer in the sketch comedy series All That for the 2002 season, I portrayed various roles through the two seasons, during then, me and my fellow All That members did the Snick On-Air Dare, Nickelodeon's version of Fear Factor.
Audience members (Karley and Carlos): Ladies and gentlemen, Beck
Beck: Waking light, it grew from the shadow
Brace yourself to the morning low
Night is gone, long way turning
You've waited long enough to know
When the memory leaves you
Somewhere you can't make it home
When the morning comes to meet you
Lay me down in waking light
No one sees you here, roots are all covered
There's such a life to go and how much can you show?
Day is gone on a landslide of rhythm
It's in your lamplight burning low
When the memory leaves you
Somewhere you can't make it home
When the morning comes to meet you
Rest your eyes in waking light
When the memory leaves you
Somewhere you can't make it home
When the morning comes to meet you
Open your eyes with waking light
Henry: Welcome back, KaBlamcicles!
Betty Anne Bongo: we’re glad that our network executive never wanted to go to church because it was all… brrr!
Henry: but don’t worry, we’ll be here to entertain you, including Jamie Lynn (singing while playing the tambourine) Take a look at me now, Jamie Lynn, there's just an empty space for the two of us 
And there's nothin' left here to remind you and me
Just the memory of your face
Ooh, take a look at me now, Jamie Lynn, well there's just an empty space for the two of us
And you coming back to me is against the odds
Jimmy McGee: Say hello to the clown princess of poultry prankery, Mackenzie Chicken, she’s known as the first lady of hilarity with an "in your face" attitude
Jamie Lynn Spears: wait a minute, she doesn’t do pranks!
Jimmy McGee: Now here’s a list of Timeless Catchphrases from movies I’ve made for you (clears throat) May the Force be with you! I’m the king of the world! I’ll be back! You talking to me?! Bond. James Bond! That’ll do, pig. That’ll do! To infinity and beyond! I’m walking here! As if! A martini. Shaken, not stirred! E.T. phone home!
Audience members (Karley and Carlos): Once again, Beck
Beck: I'm so tired of being alone
These penitent walls are all I've known
Songbird calling across the water
Inside my silent asylum
Oh don't leave me on my own
Left me standing all alone
Cut me down to size so I can fit inside
Lies that will divide us both in time
See the turncoat on his knees
A vagabond that no one sees
When a moon is throwing shadows
You can't save the ones you've caught in battle
Oh don't leave me on my own
Left me standing all alone
Cut me down to size so I can fit inside
Lies you try to hide behind your eyes
Don't leave me on my own
Don't leave me on my own
So cut me down to size so I can fit inside
Lies that will divide us both in time
(back to the hosts)
And there you have it, we love a bit of Beck, did we?
Yes, he guest appears in the third season of Futurama where Bender becomes a folksinger after being broken 
That title comes from the Bob Dylan song "Blowin' in the Wind"
And next week, we’ll have American singer and songwriter Norah Jones to perform for us
See you next time!
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