WotW: Week 21

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Weak of the Week:05/28/2015 	Weak of the Week:05/28/2015
 	
Maul of America 	Maul of America
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
...Maul. of. America. Let that sink in. Maul of America. Oh yeah, that's a pun all right. A pun that makes little to no sense. A pun that is so bad, it's painful. A building pun. Yes, this weakling is based off a tourist trap shopping mall. Not just any shopping mall, mind you, a pointlessly large mall which has a roller coaster inside of it. This is the single worst pun named character I've seen in the game, and you know I'm say this without hyperbole because I have a character with Radiation and Ice powers named Radicool.I just don't get it. Did this hero gain their powers from being mauled by rabid irradiated wolves in the parking lot of the Mall of America? Is there some mandate that all patriotic characters need to have a horrendous pun for a name? Log in near July and you'll practically be walking over Maiden America's. Maiden America is an awful pun, but at least it makes sense. Maul of America is so stupid it's baffling.About the outfit. It's not too bad, but it's totally forgettable. It's like a granny version of Wonder Woman. I'll give them points for using bright colors, because everyone else in the game pretends that bright colors don't occur naturally for some reason. Bright colors apparently cause "eye-cancer." If you use any colors above the 4th gradient in the editor for your costumes people ignore your outfit thread on the official forum...But, I digress. Anyway, this outfit would never have even been nominated if it weren't for those letters floating above it. "Maul of America." Good lord that's a pun. That's a double barreled pun. Am I going to be subjected to tons of illogical America pun named weak peens in the coming weeks? Will the next Weak of the Week be a Flash bootleg named "American X-Press" or perhaps a Deadpool knockoff named "U.S.Aim?" Jeez, guys, at least wait until June to start this crap.	...Maul. of. America. Let that sink in. Maul of America. Oh yeah, that's a pun all right. A pun that makes little to no sense. A pun that is so bad, it's painful. A building pun. Yes, this weakling is based off a tourist trap shopping mall. Not just any shopping mall, mind you, a pointlessly large mall which has a roller coaster inside of it. This is the single worst pun named character I've seen in the game, and you know I'm say this without hyperbole because I have a character with Radiation and Ice powers named Radicool.I just don't get it. Did this hero gain their powers from being mauled by rabid irradiated wolves in the parking lot of the Mall of America? Is there some mandate that all patriotic characters need to have a horrendous pun for a name? Log in near July and you'll practically be walking over Maiden America's. Maiden America is an awful pun, but at least it makes sense. Maul of America is so stupid it's baffling.About the outfit. It's not too bad, but it's totally forgettable. It's like a granny version of Wonder Woman. I'll give them points for using bright colors, because everyone else in the game pretends that bright colors don't occur naturally for some reason. Bright colors apparently cause "eye-cancer." If you use any colors above the 4th gradient in the editor for your costumes people ignore your outfit thread on the official forum...But, I digress. Anyway, this outfit would never have even been nominated if it weren't for those letters floating above it. "Maul of America." Good lord that's a pun. That's a double barreled pun. Am I going to be subjected to tons of illogical America pun named weak peens in the coming weeks? Will the next Weak of the Week be a Flash bootleg named "American X-Press" or perhaps a Deadpool knockoff named "U.S.Aim?" Jeez, guys, at least wait until June to start this crap.
Offences 	Offences
• Pun Name 	• Pun Name
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Listen, just because the first episode of WCW Nitro was broadcast from the Mall of America doesn't mean you need to name a superhero after it. 	Listen, just because the first episode of WCW Nitro was broadcast from the Mall of America doesn't mean you need to name a superhero after it.
Category:Weak of the Week