Jarvey

The Jarvey resembles an overgrown ferret, and is commonly found in Great Britain , Ireland, and North America . The Jarvey is capable of Human speech , although true conversation with a Jarvey is impossible . The creature uses short , usually rude , statements and phrases in an almost constant stream .
Jarveys live below ground , and their diet consists of moles, voles , rats , and Gnomes. Jarvey are particularly good at hunting Gnomes , and are sometimes employed to de - gnome a garden, although their methods are usually brutal . 
== History ==
A Franciscan monk , Brother Benedict , once had a run - in with a Jarvey in the grounds of his monastery. The Jarvey called him a "baldy", then bit him on the nose so hard that the Monk was excused from Vespers . However , the incident did call Brother Benedict's testimony into question when he relayed it , and the Friar wondered if he'd been drinking Brother Boniface's Turnip Wine .
Newton Scamander was involved with an incident at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in 1913 due to the illegal possession of a magical beast causing endangerment of human life and violation of animal welfare laws 101/304 . The beast in question was a Jarvey . It was witnessed by multiple people, and caused endangerment of human life .
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