Diller Lies to King Bob

On top of the Jungle Gym, King Bob was hungry.
King Bob: Man! I am so hungry! I shall go to the cafeteria and buy myself some lunch. 
King Bob went off to the cafeteria to get some lunch. Then Diller sneakily climbed up the Jungle Gym, and he was bringing in the microphone.
Diller: Good! The coast is clear! 
Then Diller walked over to King Bob's throne, and went behind it. 
Diller: I am going to prank the whole playground by thinking that there is a monster in here! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Diller started calling through the microphone by acting like a monster. 
Diller: (Scary voice) D word! This is not King Bob! Is is I, the monster! And I am going to beat up everyone of you loyal subjects before you loyal subjects can't escape! You cannot hide from me! If you do hide from me, then I will eat you up like I did it Bernard, when he tried to befriend me after his parents were too busy to notice! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Then Diller thought of something.
Diller: I better get off the Jungle Gym before King Bob catches me!
Diller climbed down the Jungle Gym, and then he came closer to King Bob, who was running closer to him with horror and they stopped and noticed each other with shock. 
King Bob: Diller, did you just see the monster in the...?
Then King Bob turned angry. 
King Bob: Wait a minute! That's it! Jordan, Jerome, get in here immediately!
Then Jordan and Jerome came.
Jordan: You called, sire?
Jerome: What's up?
King Bob: I want to take Diller to the dungeon so he'll wait for me there while Scribe Kid and I get the pen and the Behaviour Statement paper for him.
Jordan: Okay. We'll do it for you.
Then Jordan and Jerome glared to Diller.
Jordan: Come with us!
Jerome: You're going straight to the dungeon!
As King Bob went off to fetch Scribe Kid, Jordan and Jerome picked up Diller and dragged him into the bottom of the Jungle Gym and then they put him down.
Jordan: And stay in the dungeon!
Jerome: And wait here for King Bob, now!
Jordan and Jerome left Diller and went out of the bottom of the Jungle Gym in a huff. Diller felt unhappy.
Diller: Oh great. Now I have to wait for King Bob. This whomps.
Five minutes later...
King Bob came along with Scribe Kid with a pencil and the Behaviour Statement paper, feeling angry.
King Bob: Now Diller! You are going to write down everything down on what happened in the observation deck of the Jungle Gym. And if you lie, there will be some serious consequences that involve your teacher. Okay? Scribe Kid, give him a pen and the Behaviour Statement paper!
Scribe Kid: Yes, sire.
Scribe Kid gave the pencil and the paper to Diller.
King Bob: Now start writing, Diller.
King Bob and Scribe Kid left. The Behaviour Statement paper said 'State everything that happened, and if you lie, there will be some serious consequences'. 
Diller thought for a minute.
Diller: Wait a minute! He has no proof! I can say whatever I want on this! 
So Diller started to writing whatever he wanted on that. 
Ten minutes later...
Diller had done writing whatever he wanted on that. Then King Bob reappeared, still angry.
Diller: Give me your paper, now!
The words on the Behaviour Statement paper that Diller wrote 'I have no idea! I was in the observation deck of the Jungle Gym because I need to talk to you about my report card! I was aware of the microphone announcement. I believe that it was a hacker. I don't know why I am writing this. I did NOTHING bad! You can't do anything to me, because I didn't do anything. I swear!'.
King Bob: I need to talk to you alone in my throne deck now!  
Diller followed King Bob out of the dungeon on the way to the top of the Jungle Gym. He climbed up the deck and entered the top of the Jungle Gym. So King Bob sat on his throne, and Diller sat and faced King Bob. 
King Bob: Now, according to this paper, it says that you did nothing. Is that true? And did you swear on it? 
Diller: I am telling the truth, and I swear on it! 
King Bob: Oh really?
Diller: Yes.
King Bob: Thank you for telling the truth.
Suddenly, one of King Bob's guards Trumpet Boy rushed in.
Trumpet Boy: Sire, you're never going to believe of just what happened?
King Bob: What?!
Trumpet Boy: I saw Diller using the microphone behind your throne and pranking the playground by thinking there is a monster in here.
King Bob: What?! This is an outrage!
Trumpet Boy: I've got a camera with me and I've filmed of what Diller's up too.
King Bob: Diller, is this true! Look to Trumpet Boy. Do you see the camera that he's holding?
Diller was feeling horrified.
King Bob: Yeah, we are going to watch the video to see what you actually did. Let's watch it right now. 
So Diller and King Bob began to watch the video together. The scene of Diller planning to prank the playground was on.
Diller: I am going to prank the whole playground by thinking that there is a monster in here! (Scary voice) I am the monster! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
King Bob: Wow! Do you have anything to say about this?
Diller: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK! You caught me! I lied! Please don't tell my teacher on me! I lied because I was scared! Please! I am so sorry!
King Bob: No! Jordan and Jerome will do that! And besides, you lied to me! You lied to the king of the entire playground! You will be going straight to the dodgeball wall! Jordan, Jerome, get in here at once!
Then Jordan and Jerome came.
Jordan: What is it, sire?
King Bob: Diller's in trouble. He lied to me about pranking the playground on the microphone. Trumpet Boy told me that! Take him to the dodgeball wall and tell Miss Finster about what he did!
Jerome: Oh my god! Thanks for telling us! We'll deal with Diller now!
Then Jordan and Jerome glared to Diller.
Jordan: Come with us!
Jerome: You're going straight to the dodgeball wall!
Then Jordan and Jerome grabbed Diller and dragged him down the Jungle Gym, kicking and screaming.
Diller: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Then Jordan and Jerome placed Diller to the dodgeball wall.
Jordan: And stay at the dodgeball wall!
Jerome: And wait for us to bring Miss Finster to you!
So Jordan and Jerome left Diller. Diller felt peeved.
Diller: This whomps! I can't believe Jordan and Jerome left me there, and now I have to wait for them to bring my teacher to me.
Then Jordan and Jerome came up to Miss Finster.
Miss Finster: So, Jordan and Jerome? What happened?
Jordan: It's about Diller. And yes, he is in trouble.
Jerome: He lied to King Bob about pranking the playground on the microphone.
Jordan: Yes, same as usual, another conference.
Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll be waiting for that hooligan in the conference room. Bring him to me!
Jordan: With pleasure!
Miss Finster: Where did you leave him?
Jerome: At the dodgeball wall.
Miss Finster: Then bring him in the conference room where I'm waiting for him!
Jordan: Yes, Miss Finster!
Jerome: Right away, Miss Finster!
So Miss Finster went back in Third Street School, and Jordan and Jerome went back to the dodgeball wall and came back to Diller and told him about Miss Finster.
Jordan: Your teacher is waiting for you in the conference room.
Jerome: Meet us there now.
King Bob and Scribe Kid came along.
King Bob: And I'll be coming with you.
Scribe Kid: So will I.
King Bob: Now meet us in the conference room at once!
15 minutes later... 
Diller had met King Bob, Jordan, Jerome and Scribe Kid in the conference room, and Miss Finster had been waiting for him. 
King Bob: Now that we are all in this situation, we will talk about consequences now. Diller, it was going to be smooth, just a little talk, and a warning, but then you had to lie.
Jordan: So, now you've worsened the problem. So here we go.
Jerome: Diller, your consequences include a regular Wednesday and five day talk with Principal Prickly, a refferal and a suspension for two weeks.
Scribe Kid: We can't say how disappointed we are with you right now.
King Bob: You have completely lost our trust in you, probably your teacher's trust as well. 
Miss Finster: Oh yes, he lost my trust back in kindergarten.
King Bob: Did you hear that, Diller? You are now untrustworthy. And to Miss Finster, here is a sign of paper to see a therapist to a mental hospital. Conference is dismissed! Miss Finster, can you take him to Principal Prickly's office?
Miss Finster: Don't worry, guys. I'll send Diller straight to Principal Prickly's office.
Miss Finster glared to Diller.
Miss Finster: Mike Diller, I can't believe you pranked the playground on the microphone and lied to King Bob! That's it, go to Principal Prickly's office now!
So Diller left the conference room and walked on the way to Principal Prickly's office. Then he entered Principal Prickly's office, and confronted Principal Prickly.
Principal Prickly: So Diller, why are you here?
Diller: Um, I pranked the playground on the microphone and lied to King Bob!
Principal Prickly was shocked.
Principal Prickly: Diller, I can't believe you pranked the playground on the microphone and lied to King Bob! You know it's not nice to prank the playground on the microphone or lie to King Bob at all! That's it, your consequences include a regular Wednesday and five day talk with the counselor, a refferal and a suspension for two weeks. Go home right now!
Diller went home in disgrace. Back home, Diller's parents were furious and upset with Diller.
Diller's mum: Mike, we cannot believe you pranked the playground on the microphone, lied to King Bob and got suspended! What do you have to say from yourself? 
Diller: Um! I guess this means I am grounded? Right! 
Diller's dad: That's right, Mike! Also, Miss Finster posted a sign of paper to see a therapist to a mental hospital. You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Now go upstairs to your room right now while I call the cab to take you to the mental hospital!
Diller went to his room, crying. 
Diller: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!
CAST
Evil Genius/David/Zack as Diller and Trumpet Boy
Eric as King Bob
Joey as Jordan
Steven as Jerome
Brian as Scribe Kid and Diller's dad
Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly
Emma as Diller's mum
Scary voice as Diller's scary voice
Category:Diller's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff