Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 35

full|center|600pxThe 35th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Chinese statesman, Mao Zedong, against German statesman, Otto Von Bismarck. It was released August 15th, 2013.
==Cast==
Salvadore Mancha as Mao Zedong
Ivo Hora as Otto Von Bismarck
==Lyrics==
===Mao Zedong:===
I'm the Chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China!
This'll be thirty years of dick-tation right up your vagina!
Just because you have a mustache, you think you're so cool?
Hey Otto, I got you a birthday present, April Fools!
You think you can beat me, but you know I'm much wiser,
I'll set up a Five Year Plan of torture, then remove you like the Kaiser!
You've got no chance, Chancellor, but go ahead and spit,
But if you're conservative, then you'll save my ears from your shit!
===Otto Von Bismarck:===
Otto Von Bismarck here to crush this dictating chairman,
You think you're better? Well, I Frankfurt-ly don't care, man!
I'll Bis-mark my territory over your whole entire nation,
'Cause you're taking a Great Leap Forward, into utter decimation!
You're a dud, I'm the man of iron and blood,
So both literally, and figuratively, I'll drag you through the mud!
I've unified Germany while you just comitted democide,
You're loved in China, but known as a disgrace worldwide!
===Mao Zedong:===
I'll embark to remark on this Snarky Von Bismarck,
So hark, jerky Prussian, as I keep making my Marx,
You don't have friends, Otto, drop the ist, you're anti-social!
I'll make you my slave, bitch, that's MY proposal!
Say what you wanna say, scum, but this battle is mine!
Oh, you don't like disagreement? Well go ahead and resign!
You got no say, I win, that's my final decision!
Wanna argue? Then I kill you, you can call this Communisim!
===Otto Von Bismarck:===
I mean, every word I say, and you're just going to lose with aplomb,
You can't stop this powerhouse from dropping mean lyrical bombs!
Here's the story of the birth of Mister Mao Zedong:
You're parents were having a Merry Chirstmas, but then you came along!
Me, a great commander, be your slave? Oh please!
I don't take orders from some selfish, fat, stupid Chinese!
So now that I've made you my bitch, go ahead and bow down to me,
And then I'll write up a Mao Zedong Removal Bill of 2013!
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Who Won?
Mao Zedong
Otto Von Bismarck
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