So Much Misinformation On The Internet

== This Is Why I Don't Play Video Games On PC Anymore ==
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== Why Not Just Be Honest And Tell Everyone The Problem Requires You To Buy Another GPU That Costs More Then The Computer Is Worth ==
Right Now We Are Lucky That We Still Have Text Over IP Capability Everything Had To Be Routed To The Processor To Circumvent That Last Hack This Means I Don't Have A GPU Capable of Handling Video Games At All There Is No Fix For Faulty Hardware The Hardware Has To Be Replaced And That Costs Money The Other GPU Is Just A Stock Standard Intel GPU And Without That I Would Not Even A Working Computer These Hackers Have No Intention of Introducing Computers To Anyone You Have To Have Basic Knowledge of How Computers Work To Even Understand What I'm Talking About DO NOT Worry About The Software Demand Hardware Disclosure How Do We Get A Functional Computer Because Once We Have That We Can Also Create New Firmware And Eventually Create New Software What You People Are Doing Is A Crime Because When The Vast Majority Does Not Know Why Their Computer Won't Work Your Trade Secrets Don't Mean $hit When No One's Buying Your Faulty Products Anymore I Don't Care About The Video Games What Are The Functional Requirements of A Computer Because Without Those Parts You Don't Even Got Firmware
== For Those of You Back In Lucis These Are The Hardware Requirements For Computers ==
Always Remember That When We Assembled These Parts Back At The Citadel We Did Not Even Have Firmware To Work With We Know That Computers Are Nothing But Electronic Circuitry That Executes Stored Instructions But Those Instructions Have To Be Implemented And Stored We Wanna Know How To Do That So That We Can Implement Our Own Instruction Set Architecture That Is Independent From Yours Because This Hardware Also Has A Reputation For Rapidly Deteriorating This Means One By One These Parts Fail In Critical Situations 
== We Managed To Make An Improvised Instruction Set For Use In Automated Machinery Such As Your Gunpowder Rifle ==
Machine Languages Consist of An Opcode Field And An Address Field Our Running Code Is A Looped Sequence of 1s And Three 9s Our Automatic Weapons Use Firmware For Full-Auto Automotive Starters And Other Automated Machinery All Use Firmware So Far The Only "software" We Have Is Your Firmware And We're Kicking Your Ass All Over San Andreas Because You Don't Got Nothing New That We Have Not Tried Before So Far Our CB Radios Are Working Again And So Are Our Automatic Weapons As We Are Setting Up IBM Jammers All Over The Island Little By Little We Are Gaining Ground And Believe Me Colonial Fuck Head Your Fort Is Coming Down
== Americans Are Nothing Without Their Computers ==
Unlike Americans We Actually Got Freedom On San Andreas We Don't Hide In A Fucking Hole Waiting For Other People To Fight For Our Island We Have No Respect For Infidels Whose Life Is In Front of A Fucking Computer Screen Unlike Your Kind We Actually Value Reality Mass Deregulation Is Underway On This Island FUCK YOUR "political correctness" We Will Speak Against You MOTHER FUCKER ! ! After All It's Only Your Freedom of Speech That Facilitates The News Leaks of Your Classified Information In Real Time As We Knock Your Fort Back Into The Ocean And Take You Down One Aircraft Carrier At A Time 
== Another Aircraft Carrier Lost In The Bermuda Triangle ==
Without Freedom Your Just Another Mandate Waiting To Be Overruled We Know Your Election Promises Are Bull$hit And Your Referendums Endorse Islamic Sharia Law Out Here In The Devil's Triangle Your Equipment Don't Work Your Infidel In The Water And We're Winning Because Your Infidel You Won't Keep Up With The Rest of The World Your An Interloper You Expect Us To Maintain A Status Quo You Yourselves Won't Even Maintain And As The Mandate Has Expired We Are Murdering Your Men Women And Children Who Happen To Wonder Into Our Triangle
== They Thought We We're Stupid For Us The Game Is Just Beginning ==
Now That Your Rules No Longer Apply To Us We Can Achieve Much More As You Continue To Send Infidels To Our Island We Will Continue To Murder Your Loved Ones At Sea You Won't Take This Island From Us These Are Our Waters And Your International Waters Have Expired
== Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle ==
Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle Is A Modern Pirate Themed Alternate Reality Game Centered Around Puzzle Solving Interplanetary Travel And ASMR A Networked Narrative Surrounding The Myst Franchise And The First Restoration This Narrative Is Heavily Reliant On Transmedia Storytelling Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle Assumes The Myst Franchise Is Reality And That The Hunger Games Is America As We Know It Behind The Scenes Hidden From The Majority Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle Combines Lore From Stargate Final Fantasy The Hunger Games The Myst Franchise And Other Extremely Complex Works of Fiction With Incredibly Complex Backstories Heavily Inspired By Japanese Anime And Totally Unofficial And Unoriginal Referencing So Many Works of Fiction From Too Many Authors To Credit Them All Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle Is The Single Largest Work of Fan Fiction With No Followers And No Audience Just An Ambiguous YouTube Channel And VERY Inactive Social Media Representing Only The Largest Unsolved Conflict In The History of Mankind Immortal Where All The Players Are Pirates In The Same Common Dilemma Where The Players Create The Stories Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle Picks Up Where Final Fantasy XIII Left Off Where L'Cie Pirates Are Exiled From Their Homeland Due Them Accepting The Mark of L'Cie Cursed By The Fal'Cie These Pirates Roam The Oceans of Both Earth And Gran Pulse Two Completely Different Planets With A Completely Different Fresh Water Ocean Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle Only So Far Has One Player Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle Is Played By Publishing Letters That Take On The Form of Letters That Would Follow After A Pirate Raid On A Ship All of These Letters End In "Did I Ever Tell You The Definition of L'Cie?" Referencing The Pulse L'Cie Is Responsible For The Raiding of These Ships At Sea As They Pass Through The Bermuda Triangle Unaware They Are Being Hunted By The Pirates of The Dragon's Triangle Whose Origins Are Extraterrestrial
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== Modern Pirates Modern Adventures ==
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== There's No Such Thing As Representative Democracy ==
Even In A Democracy There's Always A Social Class of Eligible Voters Not Everyone Can Vote As Pirates We Are So Disenfranchised That We Don't Even Have The Benefits of Our Homeland Everything We Do Is Illegal Our Very Existence Is A Crime Against Humanity And Yet Your Still Losing Elections Because By The Time People Figure You Out It Becomes Obvious You Don't Advocate For Freedom You Just Want What You Can't Have And In That Knowledge We Have Everything We Need But We Always Want More In The End We Have The Machine Language You Have The "soft"ware Whatever The Hell That Is In Your Loaded Language of Big Lies And Islamic Propaganda Before You Can Revoke A Citizenship That Citizenship Has To First Exist There Never Was A Citizenship In The American Name Islam Has Always Emerged Victorious Because You Don't Have Anything To Even Prove Your American Is Even Legitimate From UFOs To Ghosts And Their Ghost Ships And Now Bigfoot FUCK YEAH There's Nothing That'll Ever Be Beyond Our Reach