Bart and Lisa's Adventures of The Hunter and the Rock Star/Transcript

This is a transcript of Bart and Lisa's Adventures of The Hunter and the Rock Star
==Transcript==
=== Opening Part with SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star Segment ===
[The TV movie starts with Patrick Star's rock shows up, and cuts to Patrick Star sitting in his chair, watching TV. SpongeBob SquarePants soon arrives]
* SpongeBob: Patrick! Guess what came in the mail today!
* Patrick: OH! WHAT! [SpongeBob SquarePants takes out a video tape from his back]
* SpongeBob: This... [Screen gets a closer cut of video tape]
* Patrick: Bart and Lisa's Adventures of The Hunter and the Rock Star?! Stick It In! [SpongeBob SquarePants slides the video tape into Patrick's TV and presses a button, Everyone immediately goes to Patrick's couch]
* SpongeBob and Patrick: GAGAGAGAGA!
=== Opening Titles / Sultan Arrives ===
Title: Bart and Lisa's Adventures of The Hunter and the Rock Star
*Hicks: Okay, Boys. Raise away. Watch it! Hey! Hey! Watch those pilings. Hands off. Hands off there. Okay keep her moving.
*Alec Frost: More. More. Little more. Hold it that's good. Slack! See you Friday have a nice trip.
*Hicks: Good Luck.
*Alec Frost: Luck doesn't have anything do with it does it Sultan? Huh! Nah! Nah! Flanny's away, Huh? Flanny huh? Flanny..... Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (tiger growls) That's more like it. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! devil Yeah!
(dogs barking)
*Joe Ironwood: Doesn't seem right hunted a tame animal.
*Alec Frost: He won't be tamed when I'm through with him.
*Joe Ironwood: You're just a pussycat aren't you Sultan. Yeah! Big 500-pound pussycat!
*Alec Frost: An actor he mauled doesn't mean of a pussycat.
*Joe Ironwood: Well for what I read that darn fool wouldn't stop teasing him. I've seen this cat on TV. Kids climbing all over it. No more turn mean than I have.
*Alec Frost: Now you listen to me Ironwood. McKinzie pays me to buy big game animals to bring to this island for him to hunt. It's my job. And unlike you, college boy, I like my job. Intend to keep it no matter what. And if you intend to keep your job, Don't interfere with my efforts to make this tiger mean. Clear.
*Joe Ironwood: Clear. That all Mr. Frost?
*Alec Frost: For now! (dogs barking) McKinzie will be here Friday. That just give us 2 days to get acquainted. I'll be back.
=== Paul Winters singing Deeper in Love===
(Singing Deeper in Love)
*Paul Winters: (singing) 25 hours a day, I’m in love with you. Gotta deep inside of me, can’t you feel it too. (Audience cheering) I should’ve known from the start. Girl, you really taken my heart. I’m falling deep, deep, deeper in love. I’m falling deep, deep, deeper in love. I’m falling deep, deep, deeper in love. With you. Oh. You opened my heart and let your shine down through. (Audience cheering) You saw me through the darkness, and kiss away my blues. (Audience cheering) I was a long long time. Now, I can’t get you out of my mind. I’m falling deep, deep, deeper in love. I’m falling deep, deep, deeper in love. I’m falling deep, deep, deeper in love. With you. Oh. With you. Whoo! Yeah! (Whooping) 
(Audience cheering)
*Paul Winters: Thank you!
(Man Speaking Instantly)
* Crowd: Paul! Paul! Paul! Paul! (applauding)
* Paul Winters: Thank You. Thank you! Hey! Let's Hear it. Thank you!
*Al Mathews: Great! Fantastic. Come on hurry up. We gotta get going. The cars waiting. Come on you can drink that on the way. Let's go. Come on!
*First Officer: Stay close Mr. Winters. There's a crowd already out there. Close to the wall all the way.
*Al Mathews: Come on. Let's get going.
*Mrs. Winters: Paul are you... You alright.
*Al Mathews: Sure he is. All part of a big star eh.. buddy boy.
*Paul Winters: I hate it!
*Al Mathews: Well he's just saying that. He doesn't mean it.
*Paul Winters: I don't actually hate it. Not the singing anyway. I'm just tired. You know I fed up. I need a few days off.
*Mrs. Winters: Is that possible?
*Al Mathews: In the middle of the tour? (Horns honking)
*Mrs. Winters: Well maybe some other time dear. Later in the year perhaps.
*Al Mathews: But don't count on it we're book solid till December. And then we got that big TV Special huh? And 2 recording sessions.
*Paul Winters: Mom all I wanted a few days you know. Taking a ball game, maybe go fishing with Dad.
*Al Mathews: Are you crazy. You know how contracts read we could lose half a mil. Maybe more.
*Paul Winters: I don't care I'm rich enough now.
*Al Mathews: Nobody's rich enough Paulie.
*Paul Winters: Just a few days Mom.
*Mrs. Winters: Mr. Mathews knows best. (Paul sighs)
*Al Mathews: Say kid, what do you say on the way to hotel we stop off and get pizza huh? Pepperoni your favorite.
===Bart and Lisa Simpson meets Lincoln Loud and his friends Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang===
* Lisa Simpson: This is exciting Bart! We're going on our field trip.
*Bart Simpson: Yeah! It says here that tiger was captured by a poacher.
*Lisa Simpson: Oh! It's Sultan the tiger was captured by a poacher. That's terrible.
*Lincoln Loud: We can take you guys here!
*Bart Simpson: Sure! I'm Bart and this is my sister Lisa.
*Lisa Simpson: Hi guys! Nice to meet you!
[Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide tries to pretend nothing's unusual, but her friends notice Lincoln, and start awkwardly staring at him, Lincoln, feeling uncomfortable, awkwardly smiles. He, Sid, Adelaide and Ronnie Anne look at each other, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide Chang looks away so Lincoln decides to introduce himself.]
* Lincoln Loud: Hey, I'm Lincoln. [shakes Bart Simpson's hand] I'm sure Ronnie Anne and her friends told you all about me.
* Adelaide Chang: My name is Adelaide Chang.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: I'm Ronnie Anne Santiago. [Offers a handshake]
* Sid Chang: I'm Sid Chang, nice to meet you guys.
[The six shake hands.]
* Bart Simpson: Lisa and I are going to California.
* Lisa Simpson: Yeah! My brother read that newspaper about Sultan the tiger was captured by a poacher.
* Sid Chang: Poor guy!
* Adelaide Chang: I know!
* Lincoln Loud: You guys want to hang with us?
* Bart Simpson: Okay!
* Lisa Simpson: You can count on us guys!
[Ronnie Anne dons a fake smile.]
(tiger growls)
* Alec Frost: Come on, Come on, Come and get me. Come on. Yeah! Yeah!
=== Paul Takes A Break ===
(Paul Winters reads a newspaper about Sultan the tiger, looks outside of the windows & kids playing basketball. He was going out for a few days.)
* Joe Ironwood: Don't trust me anymore. Well you're not the first!
* Alec Frost: What the devil do you think you're doing?
* Joe Ironwood: Just feeding him some scraps.
* Alec Frost: I ordered you not to feed that cat. I want him hungry and mean. Next time I catch you undermine my orders. You are fired. You understand that? Come on you stud, come on, come on, hate me, hate me. Yeah! that's it come on.
(Play instrumental rock music)
(Joe Ironwood opens the cage)
* Alec Frost: Alright let him out. (gunshot)
(Sultan gasps) (gunshot)
* Alec Frost: Go on get out of here you ugly devil. Get. (Sultan runs away)
=== Paul Winters meet Bart and Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide Chang ===
* Paul Winters: Uh.. room please.
* Motel Owner: No room just cottages.
* Paul Winters: How much will be it for one night?
* Motel Owner: $30.00. Back in the 50s when I was still on the force. We used to have a lot of..... Hey that that's a lot of cash for a kid an age to be carrying. You didn't steal it did you?
* Paul Winters: No!
* Motel Owner: You better tell the truth now son. The sheriff just as close as that phone. Hey Sheriff....
(Paul Winters runs off and crash them)
* Paul Winters: Sorry!
* Lisa Simpson: That's okay! We made it to California for sure!
* Bart Simpson: Yeah! Try not to crash on us!
* Paul Winters: Hey! You're Bart Simpson!
* Lisa Simpson: And you're Paul Winters the famous Rock Star.
* Paul Winters: Yeah! And you're Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud and his friends!
* Lincoln Loud: Bart and Lisa are a friend of ours. This is our friends Sid and Adelaide Chang.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah!
* Paul Winters: Hey listen! The cops are looking for me!
* All: What!?
* Paul Winters: The cops are looking for me. Come on guys you're coming with me.
* Sid and Adelaide Chang: Okay! (Paul Winters, Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang runs for their lives and hides in the boat) (rattling)
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Paul the doors locked.
* Lisa Simpson: Quick hide down here guys!
* Bart Simpson: Alright!
(Sheriff looks nowhere inside that boat)
* Paul Winters: The close is clear guys.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah! I'm so glad my 6 best buds are finally meeting.
* Sid Chang: I like this Rock Star Paul. I can see why Ronnie Anne loves being your friend, and nothing more.
* Adelaide Chang: Lincoln!
* Lincoln Loud: What is it Adelaide?
* Adelaide Chang: We think those men are coming with Hicks.
(Men Speaking Instanctly)
(Man laughing)
* Bart Simpson: Quick guys get inside the raft and cover it. (George McKinzie arrives the boat)
* Hicks: Okay boys you got 5 minutes to get everything on board. Come on come on get moving get moving.
* Paul Winters: Guys look.
* Lisa Simpson: George Mckinzie was in the car to hunt that tiger!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: That's ridiculous!
* Hicks: Good morning Mr. McKinzie You're some what early here sir aren't you. I wasn't expecting you until this afternoon.
* George McKinzie: I make my own timetable Hicks.
* Hicks: Oh yes of course McKinzie I meant no disrespect sir.
* George McKinzie: Once more I want you to have that tub underway before I get settled below. Got it.
* Hicks: Yes sir Mr. McKinzie.
* George McKinzie: Some life when you have to take your pleasures vicariously, eh, Jake. I'll be back Sunday night usual time got it.
* Jake: Yes sir. And good hunting.
* Adelaide Chang: I'm sure we're headed to Sportsman's Island guys!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: (gasps) Wow! What a crazy coincidence! That's just where we're going! (engine starts)
* Paul Winters: Kids the boat is ready on board.
* Bart Simpson: You can count on us Paul!
* Al Mathews: All right Thank you.
* Mrs. Winters: Any word?
* Al Mathews: Not yet.
* Mrs. Winters: I knew it. I knew it.
* Al Mathews: Come on now Edna. The police says there's no evidence he's been kidnapped. They think he just ran out. And then they're doing to utmost to find him.
* Mrs. Winters: I know. But if just that's I.... I just feel so helpless! I mean... If only I just listen to him.
* Al Mathews: If only we listen to him you mean. It's more my fault than yours. He told me just how he felt but I... I just thought he was grumbling I.. I didn't know a few days off would mean so much to him.
=== On The Island ===
* George McKinzie: Pick me up Sunday usual time got it.
* Hicks: Yes sir Mr. McKinzie.
* George McKinzie: Frost. You got that tiger and primed and ready for me to kill.
* Alec Frost: You bet I have Mr. McKinzie. Welcome Mr. McKinzie so wonderful to see you again here sir.
* George McKinzie: Polishing fish bait.
* Alec Frost: Beg pardon sir.
* George McKinzie: Come on Let's go.
* Alec Frost: Yes sir!
* Paul Winters: The close is clear guys.
* Bart Simpson: Yes!
* Lisa Simpson: Should we get off the boat Mr. Winters?
* Paul Winters: You bet guys. But we wasn't kidnapping.
* Sid Chang: We're hideout guys!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah, we weirdos clean up nice.
* George McKinzie: I hope you got that tiger pretty mean, Frost. I don't want to be hunting no tame television tabby cat.
* Alec Frost: Oh he's mean Mr. McKinzie. I turned him into a real killer. (chuckles) (engine stalling)
* George McKinzie: Don't you ever check these batteries. (engine starts)
* Bart Simpson: Sportsman's Island?
* Lisa Simpson: That's not good!
(tiger walking)
(Sultan snarling)
* Lincoln Loud: Did you guys hear something!
* Bart Simpson: It's sounded like a mountain lion roar!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Nope!
* Adelaide Chang: It was that tiger roar!
* Paul Winters: I know guys! (Sultan growling) Oh! That tiger.
* Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid, Adelaide Chang and Paul Winters: Run!!!!!
* Adelaide Chang: Look!
* Paul Winters: The cave guys.
* Sid Chang: That's where inside.
(Sultan snarling)
* Bart Simpson: Nice kitty!
* Lisa Simpson: Nice kitty tiger friend! (Sultan licks Paul Winters)
* Paul Winters: Wow! (exhales) You're no killer at all. You just wanna be friends, don't you? (sighs) Hey! Hey! You're Sultan aren't you?
* Sid Chang: Oh! that's his name guys!
* Adelaide Chang: Exactly guys! Mom brought him home from the zoo while his habitat is being renovated.
* Paul Winters: Yeah! I seen you on TV. Read about that trouble you're in too. I wonder why those men wanna kill you. Hmmm. (laughs) You're just like my cat Elliot back home in Denver. When he wants to becomes petted and bats you over the leg. Only sure I wouldn't wanna be batted on the leg like that. Not even a love tap.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Ooh, I like that.
* Paul Winters: You know what? I'm starved. Haven't had anything since yesterday. Bart, Lisa and their friends and I'm gonna see if we can find some store or something. Gets us some food. What do you say to that? (laughs) How do you doing boy? That's a good boy. Stay stay here. Stay here our friends and I won't be long.
(Sultan Growling)
*Paul Winters: No, go back, go back.
*Lisa Simpson: I think Sultan want to come with us.
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: Wait, what?
*Lincoln Loud: That's what I was thinking.
*Paul Winters: Come on! Don't you understand if those men see you they'll shoot you. Okay but we're gonna play it our way. Rope what are we gonna use for rope?
*Bart Simpson: How about that vine one Paul?
*Paul Winters: (sighs) Sure Bart! Maybe this vine will work. Let's see!
*Man on Radio: We can look forward most clear skies through the weekend. That's sports and weather. Now news wrap-up. Pop recording star Paul Winters is still missing and the Police are beginning to consider the possibility of kidnapping. He was last seen in his hotel room by cleaning maid. His parents report.....
*George McKinzie: Turn that junk off Big Joe. Kidnapped. (Joe Ironwood turns off the radio) Shows how little a cops know. Kid hasn't been snatched. Pampered young punk's probably some holed in the motel room cuddling a bunch of groupies.
*Sid Chang: Guys look it's Joe Ironwood.
*Bart Simpson: He's looks like a caretaker!
*Adelaide Chang: He's getting some food in the storage and he's having dinner with George and Alec.
*Lincoln Loud: And those dogs saw that tiger!
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: I know!
*Paul Winters: Wait here. We'll be right back. Hold it! Don't move. Stay!
(Sultan snarling)
* Paul Winters: I thought I told you to stay. All right come on come on let's get inside.
* Bart Simpson: Is this a food storage Paul!
* Paul Winters: I know kids! (Sultan grabs cans) Shh! Shhhhh! Cool it! Hmmmm!
* George Mckinzie: How about a little target practice?
* Alec Frost: Well sure sir if you want to.
* George McKinzie: And if I didn't want too I wouldn't ask.
* Alec Frost: Well of course not.
* George McKinzie: Big Joe?
* Joe Ironwood: Yes, sir.
* George McKinzie: Take my drink outside and grab a box of shells.
* Alec Frost: As a matter of fact I think I like a little target practice.
* George McKinzie: Okay!
* Paul Winters: We should probably pay for it.
* Adelaide Chang: Yeah!
* Paul Winters: But I don't want to find out too soon or else they'll know where we are. You know what I mean. I'll put it right under there!
* Bart Simpson: Exactly Mr. Winters. (Sultan drops those cans)
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Uh! Paul! I think Sultan drops those cans on the floor! (Paul Winters shushes him)
* Paul Winters: Oh great I mean why don't you go outside and beat on a drums or something. Really advertise we're here.
(George McKinzie and Alec Frost starting a target practice of hunting)
(Paul Winters pats Sultan)
* Paul Winters: Let's see what else we can score. Now let's see we'll need some candles for light. Right guys.
* Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang: Yeah!
(gunshot)
* Paul Winters: Sultan, no!
* Bart Simpson: I think Sultan is going to hide in the pond, Lisa!
* Lisa Simpson: You're right, guys! Come on, Paul!
(gunshot)
* George McKinzie: That's 3 bucks you owe me. You're not quitting are you.
* Alec Frost: Yes sir you're to good for me. I... Would you settle for 2.75 sir?
* George McKinzie: No way! Here! Here's 2 ones and 5 and give me that 10. Take care of the quarters for buck after to look for themselves right, Big Joe.
* Joe Ironwood: Whatever you say Mr. McKinzie.
(Sultan and Paul Winters are playing in the pond)
* Paul Winters: Sultan! Sultan! (laughing) Watch it! Watch it!
* Lisa Simpson: Look guys! Paul and Sultan are swimming!
* Bart Simpson: Yeah! Go Paul!
(Sultan Playfully growls)
* Paul Winters: Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Sultan, Sultan Here boy Here boy. Come on! (laughing) Look at you you big fool!
* Sid Chang: Awww! Look guys! They're hugging to each other.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
* Paul Winters: All right now let's see. I want you to sit up. Okay! You want some of this?
* Lincoln Loud: This peanut butter and jelly was very good.
* Bart Simpson: Yeah! (laughs)
* Lisa Simpson: Very delicious! What do you guys think?
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: The Great Lakes dog with the works!
* Sid Chang: Let's hope this works before he turns back to normal Adelaide.
* Adelaide Chang: Okay guys!
* Paul Winters: Sit up! Sit up! Atta boy. Atta boy. Here you go! Atta boy alright! (Sultan eats sausages) Alright, alright It's good to see you back to normal. Alright I'm gonna sit down here. Oh boy!
* Bart Simpson: Gee Paul when are you headed back to the hotel in 2 days?
* Paul Winters: Of course Bart! I'm sure wish Mom and Dad can see you. Especially Dad! He loves wild animals.
* Adelaide Chang: Really how?
* Lincoln Loud: My sister Lana love animals.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah! Your sister Lori ask Lana about a snake in her sock drawer.
* Paul Winters: Well I guess you're not really wild are you. We still I wish they can see you.
(Bart Simpson yawning)
* Lisa Simpson: Bart you look tired!
* Bart Simpson: Really! We should get to sleep with Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide.
* Lisa Simpson: Yes!
* Bart Simpson: Climb aboard!
* Lisa Simpson: Thanks Bart! Sweet dreams guys!
* Lincoln Loud: Goodnight Bart!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Buenas noches Lame-O!
* Sid and Adelaide Chang: Night you guys!
* Paul Winters: Good night kids!
(Paul Winters yawning)
* Paul Winters: I'm sleepy. (Sultan sleeping) Okay.
(gunshot)
(Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid Chang, Adelaide Chang, Paul and Sultan wakes up)
* Bart Simpson: Yikes!
* Paul Winters: It's alright! It's alright!
* Lisa Simpson: What is it guys?
* Lincoln Loud: It's sounded like that gunshot.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yikes!
(gunshot)
* Paul Winters: It's alright! Stay Sultan! It's alright. Good boy!
* George McKinzie: What do you think Frost?
* Alec Frost: It's definitely not there Mr. McKinzie no cat will remain inside after that.
* George McKinzie: Let's get going we'll hunt along the north shore this morning.
* Lisa Simpson: The close is clear guys!
* Lincoln Loud: You can say that again!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah! Those hunters are rude, and gross and totally annoying!
* Paul Winters: Come here, come here, come here. Come on guys let's see we can get us some more food while they're gone.
* Sid Chang: You bet Paul.
* Paul Winters: Better to keep our ground though. To hide the..... To hide our tracks. Come on! Come on!
(Joe Ironwood chops wood)
* Adelaide Chang: You sure we're getting some more food Paul!
(dogs barking)
(Sultan Snarling)
* Paul Winters: Come on you turkey! Do you want to get us shot. Come on! Come on!
* Adelaide Chang: Should we follow them guys!
* Bart Simpson: Okay!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Whoa! Slow down! Those dogs saw Sultan the tiger?
* Sid Chang: I think we better run from those dogs!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Right! Come on, Linc. Let's go! 
(Joe Ironwood saw Paul Winters, Sultan, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud & his friends)
[Screen goes fuzzy]
* Patrick: Hey!
* SpongeBob SquarePants: Hehehe! Don't worry! I can fix it! [He pushes a button, and the tape comes out. The tape is eaten by the VCR, breaking some of the tape] Deeae! [he picks up the tape, gets out some tape and scissors, cuts, tapes, and puts the tape back in the VCR]
*Gary: Meow. 
*SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary! (hugs Gary) Oh, Gary. You fixed it for me? That is so thoughtful of you. Come on! You can watch the video with us, Okay!
*Gary: (meow happily)
=== Joe Ironwood Meets Paul, Bart, Lisa, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide ===
*Paul Winters: (laughs) You're not as smart as Elliot. At least he knows enough to stay. (rifle cocks)
*Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang: Huh!
*Joe Ironwood: Sit tight young fella I'm coming in.
*Paul Winters: It's alright Sultan. Here! It's the rifle.
*Joe Ironwood: I know it has good cause to hate it too. I just want you guys to make sure you guys had him under control.
*Paul Winters: Are you hunting him too.
*Joe Ironwood: No! I'm a caretaker Joe Ironwood. You're Bart and Lisa Simpson and his friends aren't you guys.
*Bart Simpson: Yeah!
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: How would you know that?
*Lisa Simpson: Joe Ironwood has met us!
*Lincoln Loud: Okay!
*Joe Ironwood: And you're Paul Winters aren't you.
*Paul Winters: Yeah! How did you know?
*Joe Ironwood: Saw a picture of you once.
*Paul Winters: Oh!
*Alec Frost: Don't worry Mr. Mckinzie that tiger is here somewhere! I'm gonna find him.
*George McKinzie: I'm not worried Frost. The animal ain't been born they can outsmart George McKinzie. Now clean up this mess and catch up to me.
*Joe Ironwood: Don't underestimate McKinzie, Paul. He's self-made, ruthless man, Dedicating to killing.
*Paul Winters: Then I'll buy Sultan. Offer McKinzie whatever he wants.
*Joe Ironwood: Money doesn't interest McKinzie. Has most of that now. Killing trophy-heads, that's what interest McKinzie. Before he was injured, he hunted all over the world.
*Adelaide Chang: Yeah! That's what you think?
*Joe Ironwood: I know Adelaide. Now that he's lame, he's limited to whatever animals Frost can bring to the island. The best thing for you guys to do is to come back with me. To forget about saving Sultan. Go back to the mainland with McKinzie.
*Paul Winters: No I'm sorry I can't do that Mr. Ironwood. Bart, his sister Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud and his friends Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid, her sister Adelaide Chang and I gotta save him. I don't know how but, but we have to do it. Right guys!
*Adelaide Chang: Yup! But it seems pretty simple.
*Joe Ironwood: Sure I understand. Well if there's anything I can do guys just let me know.
*Paul Winters: Yeah! Well if I could use a rope here because he has on the thing here is pretty flimsy. And then Bart, Lisa their friends and I could tie him up to the cave and keep him till McKinzie left.
*Joe Ironwood: Plenty of rope back here at the lodge. We can get it now if you guys want.
*Paul Winters: Yeah! Okay great! Come on guys.
*Bart Simpson: Lead the way Paul.
*Paul Winters: Come on Sultan let's go! Come on! Hup. (chuckles) Come on! Come on!
(Paul ties a rock on a rope)
(Sultan Growls)
* Paul Winters: Oh I know. Quit complaining. I'm only doing it for your own good! I don't want you...… we don't want you running around out there.
* Bart Simpson: Lisa do you think Sultan will be free tomorrow?
* Lisa Simpson: Yes!
* Paul Winters: Besides after tomorrow McKinzie will be gone and you'll have freedom now if you want. (Paul pats Sultan) Good boy!
* Lisa Simpson: Bart we should head back home tomorrow! My mom and dad would be so worried about us.
* Bart Simpson: Really! Did they cry?
* Lisa Simpson: Yes!
* Bart Simpson: Oh bullseye!
* Lincoln Loud: Bart's right Lisa! My sisters would be so worried about us.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Definitely! My brother and my cousins will be worried too.
* Sid Chang: And my parents will be worried about us too.
* Adelaide Chang: Yeah! I hope so!
* George McKinzie: But there's no point of wasting another day. We used a dogs tomorrow. Flush that cat out of its hiding place.
* Alec Frost: That's a good idea Mr. McKinzie and if you like perhaps we have stake out the goat tonight. It cries should attract the tiger, give the dogs a fresh scent.
* George McKinzie: Do it.
=== Paul Has A Plan with Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang ===
* Paul Winters: (whispering) Stay down! Stay down! No! Stay down! Sultan stay down!
* Bart Simpson: Guys wake up!
* Lisa Simpson: What is it?
* Sid Chang: It's Joe Ironwood!
* Paul Winters: Oh! You gave us a scare. We thought it was McKinzie.
* Joe Ironwood: Sorry! I just wanted to warn you guys. They intend to use a dogs today. Now they'll definitely find you guys.
* Paul Winters: If we only had a boat or something.
* Joe Ironwood: Then I can take you guys to Walkon Island.
* Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid, Adelaide Chang and Paul Winters: Walkon Island.
* Lisa Simpson: What does Walkon Island mean?
* Joe Ironwood: It means enchanted mystical. It's about 10 miles from here belongs to my people. It's an ancient burial grounds. No one ever goes there now and there's plenty of wild game. Sultan will be safe there.
* Paul Winters: Listen, what if Bart, Lisa, their friends and I can fool the dogs? Can you get a boat after McKinzie leaves?
* Joe Ironwood: I'll sure try but I warn you guys. It won't be easy to fool those dogs.
* Paul Winters: Yeah!
* Joe Ironwood: Good luck guys.
* Paul Winters: Okay! Thanks! Easy! Easy Sultan!
* Bart Simpson: You guys sure Sultan will be safe.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
* Alec Frost: Go Charlie hunt. Charlie Hunt. Go! Go!
(dogs barking)
* Sid and Adelaide Chang: Uh-oh! 
*Sid Chang: It's those dogs guys!
* Lisa Simpson: And George McKinzie and Alec Frost!
* Paul Winters: Come on Sultan like Dad says: "You're not beaten until you give up."
(dogs chasing)
* Adelaide Chang: Are you sure we're running for our lives Paul?
* Paul Winters: Always work in those convict movies. Let's go! Let's go guys.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Lead the way Paul.
* Paul Winters: We'll cut... We'll cut around the rocks loose your scent in the water.
(barking)
* Alec Frost: They lost a trail.
* George McKinzie: If they ever wants one. Now round up these dogs let's cover this whole area.
* Alec Frost: Charlie, Hoss, Psycho. Hunt hunt hunt. (dogs barking) Come on! Let's go! Come on! Come on! Come on!
* Bart Simpson: That was close guys!
* Adelaide Chang: Yeah!
* Joe Ironwood: I still say the tiger and took to the water. Probably drowned by now.
* Alec Frost: Nobody cares what you think. Just keep your mouth shut.
* George McKinzie: Well, if there is a tiger on this island Big Joe. I beginning to admire it. Let's go!
* Paul Winters: I told you guys we'd fooled them. All right come on let's get back to the cave.
* Lincoln Loud: Sure Paul! Come on!
(dogs barking)
* Bart Simpson: Those dogs are coming!
* Lisa Simpson: So what's your plan to get inside to McKinzie's Owner.
* Paul Winters: Come on guys I got an idea.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: They're coming!
* Lincoln Loud: Come on guys. We have to get inside.
(door closes)
* Paul Winters: Okay! Good good!
* Sid Chang: That was close guys!
* Paul Winters: I know! (Sultan snarling) Ok, come on guys. Brush up against here. Good.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: The door should be outside guys!
* Bart Simpson: My sister and I will take care of Sultan outside guys!
* Sid Chang: Sure! We'll be right back!
* Paul Winters: Stay Sultan I'll be right back. Stay! (chair blocks the door) (Sultan snarling) Come on boy!
(dogs barking)
* George McKinzie: What's going on in there? (glass shattering) (dogs barking) (glass shattering) Get those dogs out of here! Useless pack of mutts. If they wouldn't track a skunk with a sprayed it. Get them out of here come on.
* Alec Frost: Here! Come on!
* George McKinzie: You know this is all your fault.
* Alec Frost: Mine sir.
* George McKinzie: Yes! Everything I ever hunted and I put around the room.
* Alec Frost: Yeah I know.
* George McKinzie: Now, suddenly..... Suddenly I can't find that tiger on an island will be no bigger than spit. You know I would have think that coming back here and you know what I think? I think that you messed up I think that you shot that tiger while you're making him any mean.
* Alec Frost: Oh no sir! That's not so.
* George McKinzie: Yes! Yes! Yes! And been a useless fish-bait that you are you were afraid to face me, afraid to tell me the truth.
* Alec Frost: (stammering) No sir. I swear it.
* George McKinzie: Forget it Frost. I don't care what you swear get that pickup ready, I'm going back to the mainland!
* Alec Frost: Come on! (Joe Ironwood chuckles) (dog whining)
* Joe Ironwood: Hold up guys.
* Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang: Mr. Ironwood.
* Joe Ironwood: Paul you did it. And your friends did it too. McKinzie's leaving.
* Paul Winters: Really! Sultan we did it! You hear that? You're free! Safe!
* Bart Simpson: Alright! Hey guys we should head back home to Springfield!
* Lincoln Loud: And we better get home to Royal Woods and Great Lakes City too.
* Sid Chang: Oh thanks guys!
* Paul Winters: You're welcome kids! Now all we need to do to get some boat to Enchanted Island.
* Joe Ironwood: Don't worry guys. I'll find one somehow. (shake hands)
* Paul Winters: Alright!
* Joe Ironwood: I better get back. Make sure Frost doesn't stop leaving from McKinzie. Good luck.
* Paul Winters: Thanks a lot.
(Sultan growling)
* Lisa Simpson: We should get back home guys!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: (laughing) Yeah!
* Sid Chang: And Paul Winters will head back to the hotel.
* Bart Simpson: Uh... guys! Alec Frost is in the truck with Joe Ironwood!
(Sultan Roaring)
* Alec Frost: Stop! Stop!
* Paul Winters: Sultan, NO!
* Alec Frost: Turn around go back. (Sultan jumps on a truck) Hit the gas. Get rid of him. Get him off. Get him off. Shake him off!
(Sultan runs)
=== Sultan Fights Back ===
* Alec Frost: Cat must've been holed up in that cave the whole time.
* Joe Ironwood: You don't know that.
* George McKinzie: Sure we do. It's the only place we didn't look. Still plenty of light. I'm going to nail him right now.
* Alec Frost: That's a pretty steep climb Mr. McKinzie we should flush him.
* George McKinzie: Look I told you before with that place when I kill. Now come on let's go.
* Alec Frost: Mr. McKinzie don't do it. That's a bad angle up there.
* Joe Ironwood: Watch your step.
* Adelaide Chang: (crying) I'm not emotionally prepared for this!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Don't cry Adelaide!
* Bart Simpson: What are we gonna do guys?
* Lisa Simpson: There's only one reasonable way to settle this!
* Adelaide Chang: You guys hide with Paul Winters! I'll hold him off with Sultan.
* Sid Chang: How are you gonna do that?
[Adelaide ties her pigtails back and rips off her clothes, revealing her karate gi, and gets into a fighting pose]
* Adelaide Chang: I'm a karate genius, duh. Now, go.
* Sid Chang: Go get him Adelaide!
* Alec Frost: That's loose shale up there. McKinzie, he could be just inside up the mouth to the cave.
* Joe Ironwood: Watch your step.
(gunshot)
(Sultan roars)
* Adelaide Chang: Don't you dare hurt our friends McKinzie! "Hi-ya!" [Adelaide Chang karate chop George McKinzie]
(Crying out)
(Sultan hits George McKinzie and fell off a rock and on the water)
(Groaning)
(Sultan Growling)
* Alec Frost: (chuckles nervously) Sultan!
(Alec Frost and Joe Ironwood picks up George McKinzie back to the boat)
(Sultan Roaring)
*Lincoln Loud: You did it Adelaide!
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: You and Sultan defeated George McKinzie!
*Bart Simpson: Come on guys!
*Lisa Simpson: Let's find a boat with Sultan and Paul so we can get home.
*Adelaide Chang: Sure guys! We got George Mckinzie for hurting good!
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: Best 6 friends ever!
*Sid Chang: Really! Oh thanks guys!
*Alec Frost: Would you like me to accompany you to the hospital Mr. McKinzie.
*George McKinzie: No, Stay here. Close everything down.
*Alec Frost: Close.
*George McKinzie: Yeah, I'm selling the island.
*Alec Frost: No, Mr. McKinzie you can't.
*George McKinzie: Don't tell me what I can do. It'll be a while before I can hunt again if ever. No my minds made up.
*Alec Frost: Well what about me sir?
*George McKinzie: You sir! Well you just have to find yourself another apple to polish. Now go on get out of here.
*Alec Frost: Please Mr. McKinzie don't!
*George McKinzie: I said get out of here. You know something? I've got more respect for that tiger than I've got for you. At least it had the guts to face up to me.
(George McKinzie telling his honor towards Sultan as he fires Frost.)
=== Enchanted Island ===
* Alec Frost: Come on I'm gonna kill that tiger. If it's the last thing I ever do.
* Paul Winters: Oh no! Let's get out of here.
* Adelaide Chang: Look!
* Bart Simpson: The boat!
* Lisa Simpson: It's here!
* Lincoln Loud: Grab on everyone!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: We better get on The Fisherman's boat!
* Paul Winters: Sure kids! Come on Sultan. Let's go. We gotta go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on now. (dogs barking) That way Sultan, all right.
* Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang: Hooray!
* Adelaide Chang: We made it guys! (Sultan snarling)
* Paul Winters: You gotta help us mister or else I'm setting this tiger on you.
* Alec Frost: Come on! (dogs barking) Come on. Come on. Come on move it. (shouting) Hey! Hey! Have you seen a tiger?
* The Fisherman: A tiger?
* Alec Frost: That's what I said wasn't it?
* The Fisherman: Truth is, I ain't even seen a fish! (Laughing) (Alec Frost and dogs are going) He's going! What now?
* Paul Winters: You know where Enchanted Island is?
* The Fisherman: Sure!
* Paul Winters: Okay take us there, then Bart, Lisa Simpson and their friends will be headed back home and I'll explain everything on the way.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Hey, Bart! Lisa, thanks for coming to hang out with us!
* Bart and Lisa Simpson: You're welcome guys! (Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang hugs Bart and Lisa Simpson)
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: I'm really glad that we stayed friends.
* Lincoln Loud: Of course! Why wouldn't we?
* Adelaide Chang: We should say goodbye to Sultan the tiger!
* Sid Chang: Of course. That's a great idea Adelaide!
* The Fisherman: I told my sharing a fishing story but this one tops 'em all. (Paul giggles) Did you get a hold of your parents?
* Paul Winters: No but the Police are gonna have to met us at the cove.
* The Fisherman: I'll layoff shore for you and your friends!
* Paul Winters: Okay!
* Bart Simpson: Well Sultan! We're gonna miss you!
* Lisa Simpson: You're safe now!
* Sid Chang: You belong to the wild!
* Adelaide Chang: I'll miss you so much. You'll be a good tiger Sultan!
* Lincoln Loud: Goodbye Sultan!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah! Smell you later Sultan!
* Adelaide Chang: Bye-bye Sultan!
* Paul Winters: What's that? Go! Go! Go! Yeah! (splash)
* Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang: Yay!
* The Fisherman: Oh I wish I had a camera. No one is ever going to believe this!
* Bart Simpson: Look guys, Sultan made it to Walkon Island!
* Lisa Simpson: Yeah! Paul and Sultan are always saying goodbye!
* Paul Winters: I'm sure gonna miss you, Sultan. I'm gonna miss you but you'll be safe here. Okay! (Chuffing) (Sultan Growling) Stay! Bye, Sultan!
(The Fisherman, Bart, Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang grabs Paul Winters's hand and back on the boat)
(Sultan made it to Walkon Island and wave to Bart, his sister Lisa Simpson, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid, her sister Adelaide Chang, and Paul Winters)
=== Ending with SpongeBob and Patrick/End Credits Segment ===
(a cut with the word "The End" are shown)
* Patrick: Hey, what happened? Why are those squiggles on the screen?
* SpongeBob: Those are called 'End Credits', Patrick.
* Patrick: End credits? But I don't want it to end!
* SpongeBob: That's why Neptune gave us the rewind button! (SpongeBob Pushes a button)
* Patrick: Thank you Neptune!
[The screen goes back to the beginning and zooms in before the TV movie ends]
THE END
(the end credits of Bart and Lisa's Adventures of The Hunter and the Rock Star)
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