Carson Family 2021 Thanksgiving

== A few weeks before Thanksgiving ==
[Daryl and his kids are at the grocery store shopping for stuff for Thanksgiving]
Daryl: "Let's see what's on our list: A bag of Thanksgiving turkey, Stove Top stuffing, Two pies, one apple pie, the other pumpkin pie, Cool Whip to use for the pie, cranberry sauce, Mashed potatoes and gravy..."
[Daryl gets everything that's on the list]
Daryl: "Anybody excited for Thanksgiving?"
Carly: "We sure are."
Daryl: "What do you say we get some ice cream on the way home?"
Nick: "I think that sounds like a good idea."
[Daryl and the kids stop at Baskin Robbins]
Daryl: "Hey, Claire bear, how's your ice cream?"
Claire: "Delicious, Daddy."
Daryl: "That's good. I hope you're on your best behavior and you don't ruin Thanksgiving like you ruined Halloween, Claire."
Claire: "I promise, I will be on my best behavior."
[We see crossed fingers behind Claire's back]
== 2 days before Thanksgiving ==
[Andrew and the other kids get home from school]
Andrew: "Dad, look, I made a Thanksgiving centerpiece. See?"
[Andrew shows Daryl the centerpiece]
Daryl: "Wow, that looks good."
Andrew: "Can't wait to show everybody on Thanksgiving."
== A day before Thanksgiving ==
[Andrew and the others race home from school]
Daryl: "So, Carly, so what do you say that we shop on Black Friday?"
Carly: "I agree. Black Friday is the shopping day after Thanksgiving."
Paige: "That's right."
[The kids come in]
Daryl: "Anybody ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow?"
Danny: "We sure are."
== Thanksgiving day ==
[Daryl and the kids head off to Aunt Gabby's house for Thanksgiving, Sean and Michael are already there]
Grandpa Eugene: "Hello, kids. How are my grandkids doing?"
Rachel: "We're doing good, Grandpa."
Daryl: "Everything's ship-shape, Dad."
Grandpa Eugene: "Cool."
[Daryl, Grandpa Eugene, Uncle Phil, Uncle Steve, Uncle Nicholas, Aunt Theresa, Aunt Delilah, Aunt Gabby, Uncle Carter, Uncle Toby and Uncle Randy are cooking dinner]
[Claire and her siblings and cousins are watching a movie in the playroom called Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving]
[Sean, Michael, Carly, Paige, Nick, Jacqueline, Blake, John, Denise, Aaron, Derek, Bobby, Jack and Stu are watching the Thanksgiving football game]
Daryl: "Hey, Sean, Mikey, how's the game?"
Michael: "It's going good."
== Thanksgiving dinner ==
[On the table is mashed potatoes, creamed corn, turkey, jello salad, green salad, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, Stove top stuffing, butter and rolls]
Daryl: "Everybody, dinner is served."
[The rest of the family come to the table to have their Thanksgiving dinner]
Daryl: "Anybody intend to give thanks?"
[Michael raises his hand]
Daryl: "Okay, Michael. You do it."
Michael: "Bless this meal, bless this day and bless this family. Bless God for everything we have. Amen."
Everyone: "Amen."
Andrew: "Everybody, before we eat, I have something to show you all."
[Andrew gets out his Thanksgiving centerpiece]
Andrew: "I made this in school a couple days ago as a project."
Uncle Randy: "How wonderful, Andrew."
Carly: "It looks good."
[Everybody eats their dinner, Claire throws mashed potatoes at Danny]
Daryl: "Claire, do you remember your promise? You promised to be good."
Claire: "Oh, yeah. I am."
[Danny throws the mashed potatoes at Claire]
Claire: "Hey, who threw those mashed potatoes at me? Danny boy, I knew it was you. I'll show you what aim and precision is all about."
[Claire picks up another scoop of her mashed potatoes and tries to throw it at Danny, but it instead hits Rachel]
Rachel: "Claire! Danny! How dare you hit me with mashed potatoes!"
Aunt Gabby: "Kids, we're at the table. No food fights."
Rachel: "I'll show you."
[Rachel picks up a scoop of mashed potatoes and flings it at Carly]
Carly: "Rachel, you of all people. This is an outrage."
[Everybody keeps flinging mashed potatoes at everybody and Claire throws creamed corn at her cousins]
Claire: "FOOD FIGHT!"
[The food fight continues, and it ends when an impact of creamed corn knocks a clock over, breaking the glass]
[Aunt Gabby's Japanese Chin dog, Ming-Ming, runs away in fright]
Daryl: "Claire, that was Aunt Gabby's favorite clock. Can you apologize for it?"
Claire: "NO!"
Daryl: "Right! Timeout, immediately."
[Daryl marks the hallway as the Naughty Corner]
Daryl: "You have been placed here for 3 minutes because of what you did to Aunt Gabby's favorite clock. So stay right there."
Aunt Gabby: "Poor Ming-Ming, did that loud noise scare you, my precious?"
[Claire gets up and snatches Andrew's centerpiece from the table and throws it in the fireplace]
Andrew: "Ah! No! My centerpiece!"
[Andrew watches helplessly as his centerpiece starts to burn, but Aunt Gabby puts out the fire and Daryl grabs it out with a pair of tongs]
Andrew: "My centerpiece!" (sobs)
Claire: "Ha Ha!"
Daryl: "Claire Evelyn Carson! It took your brother seven days to make that centerpiece! What were you thinking?"
Claire: "It sucked anyway, Daddy!"
Daryl: "That's it. Starting now, you're grounded for the rest of Thanksgiving break. No PC, no Winnie the Pooh, no video games, no friends, no nothing."
Claire: "NO! I WANNA WATCH WINNIE THE POOH!"
Daryl: "Well, you should've thought of that before you broke Aunt Gabby's favorite clock, and before you burned Andrew's centerpiece."
[Claire kicks Daryl in the privates, then punches him and hits him with a toy baseball bat]
Claire: "That's what I think of this stupid punishment!"
Daryl: "You made a promise, and you let me down. Come on, kids, let's go."
Quinn: "Where are we going?"
Daryl: "We're leaving."
[Daryl gets the kids into the station wagon and they drive home, and Daryl confiscates all of Claire's toys]
[Claire flips off Daryl]
Claire: "VICIOUS LITTLE MOTHER(bleep)ER!"
Daryl: "You do not use that type of language towards me, missy. That is not very nice."
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