Bargo the Bikdip/Story

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==Chapter One ==
Bargo wakes up in a large field. he glances around to see the grass stretching for miles, slowly rippling in the wind. He feels groggy and injured. he notices the bruises all over him, but he cannot remember what they are from. in fact, he cannot remember anything at all, other than a vague face half in shadow. he feels well enough to get up. he does so slowly, wincing from pain. he looks out and there seems to be nothing but field for as far as he can see. he starts to walk. it takes him five days to reach anything of importance, but all it is is a country dirt road. he decides that since the grass will probably never end, he will take the road. he travels on it for two weeks, occasionally taking a random pick of a side in a fork in the road. he finally reaches something resembling civiliztion. it's a dilapidated old farm house by a pen with some Circus Dogs and Kibs. he heads to the dorr and knocks. a small panel in the middle of the door opens and the barrels of a shotgun come out. after a minute, they are taken back in and a head pokes out. it looks around to see what made the noise, and finally sees Bargo on the step. he jumps a little. "What the Pokemaster Ian are you??" there is too much dirt in his throat to respond. "Well you better come in then," the old farmer says. he closes the panel and opens the door. he picks up Bargo and carefully takes him inside, then places him on the soft couch with a blanket over him. "we'll need ta get ya washed up sometime, but you rest now, ya hear?" he says. Bargo nods, but immediately falls to sleep.
In about two years, Bargo finally woke up. With a "Thanks", he left the house and went on adventure. Through the crowd of Kibs and Circus Dogs, of some now evolved into Circus Dog on Balls and Kirbys, he went. When he was about 15 miles away, he said "Oh crap, I forgot my tooth." Then, a Stygo came roaring out of the ground, with a package. He browned (well, I was getting sick of the word said), "hellomynameis." "StygoandI'dliketocomewithyou." Bargo said "hey, what's in the package?" The Stygo responded after about an hour with, "Idunnno." Bargo said that Stygo needed to talk slower, and he said " Ok, I will " Then, Green Lantern updated it. Don't ask too much of me.
so Bikdip, with his friend Stygo with a Package, started his journey. they Both finally reached Town City. A Shmihg'nhihg'n was at the border to greet them, but it just stood there with its mouth open, so they went on. suddenly a karbokookie fell on Stygo's head and it evolved into a Kastokygie (cross between a stygo and a Karbokookie), and it is still holding the parcel. Bargo rolls around for no apparent reason, so they go to a Soup kitchen.
In the soup kitchen, another karbokookie fell on Kastokygie's head and devolved him back to a Stygo so I don't have to type that anymore. Yay. Now that that is settled, let me please introduce the characters. Bargo is a Bikdip, the final evolution of Bargo. For some reason it's name in this story is it's first form. Ask GreenLantern. It is a round thing with 3 eyes. Stygo is a stick figure bending over to it's right side extremely far. It is the evolution of Arbo, and it evolves into HADHAD. Kib is the first in the chain of Kib - Kirby - Kibbo - Kobandoo. It is a badly drawn Kirby-like thing. Circus dog is, well, a circus dog. When it evolves, it is standing on a ball, and it's final evolution is Pokémaster Ian, which I have never seen a picture of. Shmihg'nhihg'n is too strange to be descibed. It is a weird head thing with one eye that looks like this: (+). It has a tail resembling that of a Poliwag's. Karbokookies are cookies with lots of carbohydrates in them. "Kastokygie" is some combonation of Stygo and a karbokookie. don't ask me. Now, on to the story. In the soup kitchen, there.... was soup. Nothing exciting happened. Suddenly, a group of robbers burst into the kitchen! They danced, ate some toast, and then left. In a few seconds, they came back, and stole all the soup. They then ran off with it. "Help-a! Help-a!" A cook with a fake Italian accent came in. "Hi-a you-a little-a characters-a of-a this-a fic-a! They-a stole-a my-a soup-a! Can-a you-a get-a them-a?" Stygo grew 3 times it's size and then chased after them. It pulled a mallet out of it's package, because it was a maaaaagic package! With great stength, it smashed the robbers into rubble. However, the soup leaked into the ground. "Oh-a no-a!", said the cook. "My-a soup-a is-a gone-a!" With a cry of "HytyhytytytytyTYtyhytytyhyhite!", the soup sprouted into a tree bearing large cans of soup, and one of them crushed the cook. Bargo and Stygo stood silent. A tumbleweed rolled by.
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The tumbleweed turned out to be a Elementino covered in sticks, rolling around. Bargo and Stygo went over to it and took all the sticks off, and then they ate some bozberries. The Elementino seemed grateful. Suddenly a storm came in less than a second. A purple lightning bolt hit Elementino, and his eyes flared Fuchia. He turned to Stygo and Bargo and grinned evilly. He went quicker than a fox and snatched the maaaaaagic box out of Stygo's hands and ripped it open. he pulled Bargo and Stygo in with his energy sphere, then put them in the box and sealed it. then he threw the box and got blown away, and his eyes turned back to normal. 14,000 years later, give or take 14,000 years, Stygo and Bargo burst ou tof the box. but they were not two beings anymore. the maaaaaaagic box had done something strange. Bargo had melded with Stygo to form, somehow, a Bargo. as you would have guessed, he was unhappy. he fell over and layed there for bleauhh (unit of time)days until someone picked him up. he told them he needed to find an evil Elementino. "You're in luck!" he exclaimed. "here, ill take you home and show him to you," he explained. Bargo was excited. The man also seemed excited to show them it. He brough them to a large garage in which there was a very odd creature. "Well, here is my Elemental Rhino!" he said. "We said an evil Elementino!" Bargo said in two voices. "oh. ... too bad, come pet him" he frowned. so Bargo somehow pet the Rhino with issues. but as soon as he touched it, he started glowing. the light split in two, then formed into a Bikdip and a Stygo. Then they individually pet the Rhino. Stygo evolved into HADHAD and Bargo the Bikdip turned rainbow colors. Then the two things left. HADHAD had to hop around. then they walked under the soup tree and a giant soup can fell off and crushed Bargo. HADHAD melted it with his burning neck, and luckily Bargo was still alive. it seemed that the rainbow colors were what caused him to live. Just then a tumbleweed rolled by. Bargo rushed over and ripped all the sticks off. there was a small Yukko inside, so they gave it some soup and let it join them on their journey.
Ok, I guess there's some new characters to introduce. Elementino is sort of an atom-like creature. It's main body is sort of a sphere with two orbits around it. It has energy around it. It's prevolution is Eeterbo, and it evolves into Atmobob. 
bozberries are a kind of tasty, purple berries that can explode if used correctly. 
Bargo is a triangle with a frown and one eye. It evolves into Garbo, then Bikdip. 
HADHAD is stickfigure standing on it's own head. It has fire coming out of where it's head should be. 
Yukko is an egg with a tail, beak, and feathers coming out of its head. It evolves into Snorky, and then Yukronsky. 
With that settled, here is the story. 
Bargo, HADHAD, and Yukko continued on their journey. By the way, their entire point of traveling is to find out what happened to Bargo, reffering back to the beginning of the story. Now, along the way, there were some exciting points. Yukko found a Jonboo. Jonboo is sort of a cubic character with straight lines for eyes, arms, legs, and tail. It has a little mouth on the bottom side of its line that goes down its center, horizontally. It evolves into Jenburang, then Junspinar. Yukko kept it as a pet. However, more importantly, they found a Yukronsky. When a first form beats its final evolution in a battle, it evolves. HADHAD and Bargo weakened it, then Yukko finished it off with a Wing Wak and a Beak Hammah. It shone a bright white light, then evolved into Snorky, a pudgy little bird with the same features as Yukko, but it now has small wings. It probably coudn't evolve into a Yukronsky, though. To evolve, it has to "take in all the suprises", which nobody knows how to do. They continued on to the City of Townsville (Powerpuff girls ripoff, anyone?). There, they met up with a random guy who was breakdancing, and he lost a pendant of some sort. Bargo picked it up and noticed the insciption of B.F.J. on the back. Not thinking it was of much importance, he left it on the ground, figuring the breakdancer might find it later. Suddenly, something rose from the shadows...
At first they didn't know what it could be. then they noticed that wasn't attacking them yet, which was a good sign. The figure started to step out of shadow. for a fleeting instant, Bargo remembered the face half hidden in shadow. then the figure was fully out of shadow. He was a little hunched over, wearing mostly rags and a jacket. then the Shmyg'nhyg'n asked for some cheese becuase he was feeling depressed. HADHAD gave him a block of cheese (literally, it was a block-long piece of cheese). The Shmyg'nhyg'n thanked him for the cheese and ate it in 15/17 of a bite. Jonboo got exited and a a bite before the rest was eaten. then he puked it up and it turned into a Junspinar. this was his chance to evolve! So first Bargo got in the way of a Bozberry Bomb attack, knocking him unconscious. But this gave HADHAD just enough time. He used a Neck Flame Torch, and took Junspinar down to a thread. Jonboo touched him and he died. so Jonboo glowed green and turned into a Jenburang. this made him too big for Snorky. So the four companions finally went to sleep in a run-down hotel with most of its walls missing.
Quick into: Shmyg'nhyg'n is the evolution of Shmihg'nhihg'n. It looks sort of like a Squirtle, but it still has the weird eyes and dumb face. Junburang is a creature that looks slightly like a pill of medicine. It is more developed looking than Jonboo, and its limbs are no longer simple lines. It has ears, a curly tail, and a cute face. Junspinar, its evolution, looks like it, but has a horn on its tail, and it spins on it. It also has a strange antenna coming out of its head in 2 places, but it connects.
Back to the story: in in the hotel, it was evidentally very crapply made. There was only one room, where all four of them had to sleep. HADHAD couln't sleep in the bed, because it would set it aflame. Snorky slept in a makeshift nest on the TV, and Jenburang and Bargo slept in the bed. At 2:89 AM, there was a rap-rap-rapping on the door. It was a Kez. Kez is a completely round pig with a spiky thing on its head and a curly tail. "Yo, I got something to sell." "What? It's ten to 3 in the morning!", said HADHAD. "I was selling all the surprises for a lousy nine ninty-nine!...... ninty-nine." "a thousand dollars? No way." Suddenly, Snorky went crazy. "OK,letsbuyitcomeonIhaveplentyofmoney!" and pulled a 1,000 bill out of nowhere, and bought it. It was in a nice little package. Over the next few weeks, Snorky "took in all the surprises" by getting surprised or startled in every way possible. One was getting shot in the back with a freezing cold water gun, which got on Jenburang a little, causing it to evolve inyo a Junspinar as well. After about a month in the roach-infested hotel, Snorky FINALLY evolved. Now it was a Yukronsky, a bird that looks like Articuno, but samller body. Its wings and tail are EXTREMELY large. So now, the group is four fully evolved Strange Creatures. Not bad for chapter 8, huh?
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ya its good. So the four companions finally decided to continue on their journey. the left the hotel, and all there was was the one room, so they didnt have to pay. the breakdancer was still there, dancing the same dance. after a little while, they all came to a huge building. it had no distinguishing marks, except for a plaque on the door. it read: The City Village Gym Gym Leader: Block "Well at least we've reached City Village!" "Ye, whatever. wnat ta battle, anyone?" "Sure, lets all go, it'll be fun!" "ok." So they entered the gym. Someone somewhere said, "You here to challenge me?" "Yes" they all replied. "But you need a human trainer, dip$h*+." "Damn." so they left to find a trainer. they found the breakdancing guy. they looked at each other, then all screamed really loud. this caused the breakdancer to get the move wrong, break his neck, and die. "Well, can't use him." So they continued looking for a trainer. they found a farm with a scarecrow on it, and Bargo had an idea. "C'mon, lets just steal the thing, then dressit up like a trainer, and use him!" so thats exactly what they did. they stole some clothes, ate some cheese, and went back to the gym. "Yuo got a trainer now?" "Sure do." "Then lets battle. Go Lump of Cheese!" Junspinar stood behind the scarecrow, holding him up, and said in a crappy voice, "GOo HADhaD!" So out came the creatures. HAdHAD simply burnt him to a crisp. then the gym leader sent out Block of Cheese. HAdHAD torched him most of the way, then ate the rest. Block never got him back. Then Block sent out Ziggerdo. this might be a challenge, HAdHAD thought. "Ziggerdo, use Bubbabeam!" Ziggerdo let loose his signature move laser beam thing. luckily, HADHAD used an Eat and ate most of the beam. then Ziggerdo used Melt, turning into a liquid on the floor and trickling everywhere. HADHAD was so surprised he didn't move, so Ziggerdo's liquid came up under him, surounded him, and apparently sloidified back to regular Ziggerdo. then HADHAD sort of fell out of him, knocked out. up next was Junspinar, so Yukronsky held up the scarecrow. Junspinar immediately used Spin and hit Ziggerdo in the back. but Ziggy quickly turned around and shot his beam at Junspinar. Junspinar of coure inverted colors, and this lowered his self-esteem. So Ziggerdo jumped up and landed on him, fainting him, too. So out went Yukronsky. Yukronsky slapped his wings, smashing Ziggerdo to jelly. [this does nto mean hes dead]. so then smart Yukronsky froze him. this caused too much change in expanding and contracting and stuff, so Ziggerdo was badly beaten. Gym Leader Block sent out Garbo! Yukronsky was stunned for a second, and this was enough for the well-trained Garbo. He ate Yukronsky in one bite, Digested him, and Crapped him out. Yukronsky was far past fainted. So it was Bargo's turn. it was strange fighting his earlier stage, but not much. Bargo used a Tri-Beam on Garbo and almost defeated him. this stopped Garbo enough for Bargo to do the same to him as Garbo had done to Yukronsky. So Block lost the match and gave them the Block Badge. They cherished it and left to continue thier journey.
New character time! Lump of Cheese is a lump of cheese. I can not elaborate on this any further. Block of Cheese is also what you would expect, a block of cheese. Ziggerdo is a purple rounded rectangle with a brown oval in it, and a pink dot in the middle. Garbo, the evolution of Bargo and evolves into Bikdip, is a red square with 2 eyes and an expressionless expression.
With their new Block badge, the four Strange Creatures decided they would become trainers of themselves and travel Karto, gathering the badges. After City Village, the next stop was Mt. Peak. For some reason, you couldn't actually climb over the mountain, so you had to cut through the middle of it. It sounds easier than it is. There was no tunnel through the middle of it. Therefore, yo had to do the third option: walk around it. In the area around the mountain, random things would happen, as the area was uncharted. This was easier, since Yukronsky could just fly them over the area. They did so, but about halfway there, it started raining rhinos. There were many Sticks in the uncharted land, and since Sticks evolve when rhinos step on them, they started to evolve into Wimples. Wimples are little caterpillars. Stick is the evolution of Rock. A rhino hit Yukronsky, causing it to pass out. They fell into the randomness with Wimples everywhere. Suddenly, a rhino smashed into an entire pile of gathered Sticks, making Wimples fly everywhere. They were absolutly everywhere. Bargo, Junspinar, HADHAD, and the passed out Yukronsky were pummeled by the flying Wimples, and were not getting very far. They took turns dragging the bird's body. Eventually, the Wimples sopped shooting everywhere, but there was a solid 3 inches of Wimples everywhere. At least the rhinos stopped falling. After a few hours, Yukronsky woke up, but it had a broken wing, so they had to continue walking, or rolling in Bargo's case. The next day, a strange light appeared in mid air. A portal of some sort was opened, and a strange symbol-like creature of some sort came flying out. Hundreds more came flying out as well, and they were all different. They all connected into a big orb, and a mysterious glow was emmiting from it. A booming voice entered their minds: "Hello, feeble creatures. We are the Alphebetinos. Eons ago, we were the rulers of Karto. With our powers, we crated Elementinos, and they created all the other Strange Creatures. A super powerful one was made, and it locked us into a different dimention for ever since. We are comprised of 26 different types. Jole, haas, poj, svez, snez, caze, ez, au, lala, ne, snaiz, og, bo, shez, aig, shti, roz, blaz, noke, louk, ihih, spo, patapat, spax, eerg, and shmo. Feel our wrath!" Then, a Wimple sneezed on it. It screamed, and dissapeared into nothingness. With that settled, they continued on to Cityburg, where they would battle the second gym leader.
br> They walked on to Cityburg. Yukronsky's wing was almost healed, so he was less grumpy. he was still known to snap at random bystanders, tho. Suddenly, a Bargo walked by in Bargo's path, and since he was a triange and Bikdips roll, Bargo went flying off the jump, and made a little star in the sky. Yukronsky told the others to hop on his back and hold on, but they doubted him. So he threw them on his back and warned them to hold on tightly. they all did with a passion. Yukronsky rose off the ground and began to tip sideways as he flew. after a while, he was flying in a spiral (this is why he warned them to hang on). But just as HADHAD was about to puke, he saw Bargo lying on the ground. he told Yukronsky to land, so he just crashed in to the ground. HADHAD and Junspinar went flying. they landed right by Bargo. They were going to try to wake him up, when they noticed these strange little sprouts coming out of the ground. They looked closer. they were like brownish and moving slightly. they were also growing at an amazing speed. Eventually, as the two Strange Creatures watched, the Sprouts grew into small animals that were undescribable,also known as Things. Thing evolves from Seed. Seed is the only Strange Creature that doesn'y have to beat its final form to evolve. Thing evolves into Small Woodland Creature, which is a very good SC.These Things were amazingly fast, so Junspinar only just caught one. he caught it in a Creature Ball, though, so it was his SC. Then they woke up Bargo and went over to Yukronsky. He was out cold, so they had to carry him all the way back to Cityburg. They saw a glimpse of Town Village on their way there. When they entered Cityburg, it was nighttime, so they had to find a place to sleep. They eventually slept under Yukronsky's giant wing. When they woke up, Yukronsky had left. They found him in a nearby dumpster, completely covered in water, garbage, some Wimples, some Rhinos, random liquids, and some soup. They pulled him out and he smelled horrible. They had to shoot him with a hose that came from nowhere for him to wake up. then they sprayed the rest of him and ate some cheese.
the cheese they ate turned out to be magic cheese, and teleported all five of them to the next gym at cityburg. What are the odds? Now they still needed a trainer to go into the gym. Junspinar decided to be the trainer, and it "caught" Bargo, HADHAD, and Yukronsky. It walked in the gym. Inside, it was raining. There was also a huge pool covering the entire place in at least 2 feet of water, much deeper in the center. In the middle, a girl was wading in the water with a Shmihg'nhihg'n. It's guess was this was the gym leader. Junspinar left for about a week, and then came back in. The gym leader revealed herself to be rainy, and had no problem with the fact that Junspinar was its own trainer. She started the battle immediatly. It would be a 4 on 4. She sent out Shmihg'nhihg'n. Junspinar sent out Thing, which drowned. It then sent out HADHAD, which died because it was a fire type. Junspinar then continued the battle as itself. It used bozberry bomb on Shmihg'nhihg'n, and it died immediatly. She then sent out Shmyg'nhyg'n. Junspinar used bozberry bomb, and Shmyg'nhyg'n ate it. It then used Eye blast. Its eyes glowed a bright black (don't ask) and shot a beam at Junspinar's antenna. It caught aflame, and Junspinar put it out by jumping underwater. It then used a quick spin, which drilled a hole in Shmyg'nhyg'n's shell. Shmyg'nhyg'n made things interesting by using Haaaa. Here's a good description of it: "HaA'aA'aA'aA'aA'aA'aA'a!" The annoying noise caused Junspinar to yelp out in pain. Thinking quickly, (if you call 5 minutes quickly) Junspinar shot a bozberry bomb at Shmyg'nhyg'n's mouth, and it choked and died. She sent out Soog'nhaas. It beat the crap out of Junspinar easily, but Junspinar still had one HP left. It used a really powerful headbutt, and the background music got louder. It glowed white, and suddenly evolved into Junspinar! This new evolution made it much stronger, and it defeated Soog'nhaas with one water shot, which was not very effective. Rainy then sent out a new SC. It was a weird fish thing called Glop. She said it was the evolution of Blap and Buhdarree. Junspinar digivolved back to Junspinar, though. Glop defeated it with one rainbow spit. A rumbling came out of one of its SC-cubes. Yukronsky came out. It used Russian Jig. a tall, purple, fuzzy hat appeared on its head, and its attack level raised. With two rolling frenzies and a beak hammah, Glop was defeated. Yukronsky got the Rain badge, and all five were healed. there adventure continues.
So they all left Cityburg and headed onto Villageville (don't ask). They were walking along when they met a Circus Dog on a Ball. It saw them and fell off its ball. Suddenly, a Pokemaster Ian came out from behind the bush he was humping. The comapnions decided to help out the CDoaB. Bargo used BIG BITE. He ate Pokemaster Ian. then he used Digest, then Crap. Pokemaster Ian came out his @ss much weaker. But then he pulled off his giant hair and used Hair Bomb, in which he threw his hair at Bargo and exploded. Bargo fainted, so Junspinar came to battle. PI turned and used a Hump on him, causing much mental damage. this froze Junspinar long enough for Pokemaster Ian to use Laser Eye. seeing as his eye is huge, this fainted Junspinar. HADHAD came to battle now. He torched PI down to two HP, so Circus Dog on a Ball bit him and he died. CDoaB glowed white, then evolved into Gart (a wierd goat thing with a pointy face, from the comic). Then HADHAD obligingly burnt him, and he evolved again into a Pokemaster Ian. He immediately started humping the fainted PM. This was enough to un-faint all the fainted SC. In the world. So they took there new "friend" PM with them on their journey. Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died. Finally, they reached Villageville. Thing went into a dumpster and ate some garbage. then they all went back in time to when Thing was getting into the dumpster. luckily, they were on the other side of the dumpster than themselves. HADHAD pulled out the old Thing before he ate the garbage again. they took him with them and ran into the building they were by. They were inside panting when the two Things (actually the same one, but two of them) started to mate. i kno its strange, but they had a Seed together. one of the Things put him in his pocket. 
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The companions went over to the dumpster where Thing went in. they looked all around in it, but they couldn't find him. they decided to look around town. first they went around the street, then they started looking in buildings. they first ent over to the one nearest the dumpster. they opened the door and heard some small quick screaming. when they looked around, noone was there but the person at the lobby desk, looking confused. the companions asked him if he had seen a Thing come in recently. he nodded, and pointed to the hallway to the right. Just as the Companions went into the hallway, the other companions closed the door behind them. Luckily, the first companions went right past the door. But then PM couldn't resist the urge, and remembered the door closing. he ran back to that room and opened the door. all the companions were at the window, all trying to get out at the same time. when the PI came in, they all froze. then PI fainted. Elsewhere, Bargo noticed that they were missing PI. they all wondered where he could have gone, but decided to go back to that room where the door closed. they of course found PI lying fainted on the floor, with themselves and an extra Thing around him. A few of them fainted, but they were soon revived. the later companions told them alll the story of what happened, and told them what to do. they all went down to the dumpster and climbed in. they all started eating the same peice of garbage at the same time. they were transported through time again. 
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The companions appeared in the hotel room as they left out the window. they had somehow combined back into one group of companions, but they all sort of had two memories of what happened. They still didn't follow themselves, tho. luckily, Thing still had his Seed, so they continued towards the Gym.
The group of 6 travelers arrived at the Villageville gym. They went in, ready to fight. With a quick glimpse of a sign that said "Welcome to Pop's!", they all fell in a plot hole. During the fall, all six characters were transformed into a Steck. Steck is a freaky thing with a duck head, with its eyes closed, tongue sticking out, and a little curl of hair on its head. The rest of its body is blue, and is sort of like a cart with wheels. It landed in a castle of some sort. In the castle there was a conveniantly located sign that said the following: "\/\/3|_(0|\/|3 +0 +|-|3 |_@|\||) 0|= 0%! (welcome to the land of oz!) You just fell through a plot hole, used to stall the story so Jish wouldn't have to post the battle chapter. The place you are in is a bad rip-off of the Wizard of Oz. You will meet some of your friends, but they are really only their bodies. Their souls are in the normal world, playing "Go Fish". They have other souls in this place. They may help you, hurt you, or yell random things. This sign will self destruct 10 seconds after you read it. Steck ran away, and climbed up a ladder. The explosion broke the ladder, but Steck was already almost there. The ladder was hanging on by a thread. Seriously. Someone tied it to the ceiling with a piece of thread. Up there, There was another hallway with a red carpet leading to the throne. Birds shot out of the carpet and sang Disney songs, and were shooting peanuts at traveling salesmen. Steck easily passed them all. There, it met up with its friend from the real world, Thing. It began to say a long speech, so Steck pitched a lawn chair and drank a beverage with a small paper umbrella in it. "Hello, my friend. I am KingThing. I've been waiting for you. You see, Pokémaster Ian has kidnapped all the Bikdips. Also, I needed to get his Magical Stone of Happiness™ to send you home to Karto in my Super-fluffy-cloud. You will have to follow the gold-plated suade path to his lair. Return to me with the Stone and I can bring you hope." He then rambled on about nothing in particular for five freaking hours. Steck responded with "_,.-:*'X'*:-.,_", and left immediatly. A while later, it came upon a fork in the path. Steck picked it up and used it to eat some monkey meat. Then, the path split into two. It sang out "Geeeee, I wonder! Geeeee, I wonder! GeeIwonder! GeeIwonder! Whichone... to pick!" Then a Yukronsky flew out of the sky. "Well, I believe that way is a very nice way, but I'm not sure, as I have'nt got a mind." "No mind?" "No mind. only dumb." "But how can you talk if you have'nt got a mind?" "I'm not sure, but I suppose some Yukronskys without minds do an awful lot of talking." The conversion continued, following with the "If I only just so happened to be in possesion of a mind" song. They then continued down the gold-plated suade path. Further down the path, in a forest, They came across a HADHAD. It was standing there, asleep. They set it on fire, and it woke up. It said "Well, I was standing here one day about a year ago, burning wood. But suddenly, it started to rain. It put my fire out, and I was trapped here." "Well, you're perfect now." "Perfect? Well, bang on my stick figure body if you think I'm perfect." Steck did so, and an echo came out of nowhere. It said that it didn't have a cardiovascular muscle, and sang "If I only just so happened to have a cardiovascular muscle." It joined their journey as well. Deeper into the forest, Pokémaster Ian appeared on a cottage. It shot a Laser Eye at Yukronsky and Yukronsky caught on fire. HADHAD burned Yukronsky and the fire went out. (why?) Pokémaster Ian left in a cloud of smoke marked Poof and a monotone voice said "Poof." They then met up with Junspinar, who attacked them and complained that it is spineless. It sang "if I only just so happened to have a spine. All of them continued to Pokémaster Ian's lair. Some stuff happened, and they melted him with a bucket of snez. They freed all the Bikdips, and one joined them. They then took his Magical Stone of Happiness™ and teleported back to KingThing's castle. He was now a Small Woodland Creature. He said that the soul of Thing lost in Go Fish, causing it to evolve. KingThing evolved too. It used the Magical Stone of Happiness™ to make itself, Pokémaster Ian, Bikdip, HADHAD, Yukronsky, and Junspinar to fly out of Steck's body and ride the Super-fluffy-cloud back to Karto. They appeared back in front of the "Welcome to Pop's!" sign, back to normal, but with Thing evolved. They entered the gym.
So they went past the sign saying "Welcome to Pop's!". they went on to the Gym Beyond. they looked at the plaque in the ground, and it said, "The Gym Leader: Lt. Bird." they were afraid that it could speek, so they ran inside. Inside, they all gasped, then everyone else gasped, then a guy in monotone said "Gasp." they had stepped to the edge of a small platform, over the largest hole they had ever seen. it wasn't dark, but white and misty as it got deeper. there were platforms randomly placed in the area, and some were just floating in the air. above them, there was a huge dome. they heard a voice from under them, getting closer. He sounded excited that he had a challenger. suddenly, a man riding a Yukronsky came right up in front of them. he hovered there, then spoke, "Well, it seems i have some new challengers. they might actually be a challenge this time." he laughed. "I am Lt. Bird, the best bird-type SC trainer around. i am also the gym leader of this Villageville gym. it shall be a three-on-three match. you send first. i will be waiting ont he other side." he had to say this because you could not see the other side of the gym. they were all a little scared. but they new who they should use. first went Pokemaster Ian. He jumped to a platform floating a little to the side and below him. out of the mist came Yukronsky, looking menacing. But Pokemaster Ian just wanted to hump him. First PI used an Eye Lazer. this blew a hole in Ykronsky's wing because he was going so fast. he span out of the way of PI. then as he was passing, Pokemaster Ian jumped onto him and started to Hump him. Yukronsky was in great pain. he had to eventually crash land on a platform because he was weak, and it was the only way to get PI off him. PI went flying off the platform. he fell down for about a minute, then, would you believe it, landed on a moving platform. he was knocked unconscious for a little. meanwhile, Yukronsky was laying on the platform, resting. suddenly, Pokemaster Ian came to. he was on the platform which was still moving. he got up and brushed himslef off. he looked around, and saw that he was actually quite near to the bottom. the platform had moved a little when he hit it; the florr wouldn't have. he tried to find a way back up. when the platform came near the wall, he saw a small ladder. so when the platform came back to the wall, he used Big Leap. he made it to the ladder, but only got one hand to hold on. he was now hanging by one hand. he quickly got the other hand on a rung, then pulled himslef up a little and got his feet on. he was actually a skilled ladder climber. once he was on, he flew up the ladder like there was no tomorrow. Yukronsky came shooting down, looking for Pokemaster Ian's remains. he passed by PI without even seeing him because PI was going so fast up the ladder. eventually, he got to the top. The other companions were very distraught, knowing that most likely PI had died on impact with the floor, and if not that, then when Yukronsky killed him. so you can see why they were very surprised when Pokemaster Ian came over the edge of their platform, bruised and injured, but alive. he hauled himslef over the edge and onto the platform, panting. all the companions came running over, and as they were excited, they accidently pushed him off. luckily, Yukronsky was coming up slowly right under him. Yukronskys are very soft. PI stayed conscious this time. he humped the Yukronsky some, then used a few Eye Lazers. He finished him off with a Bitchslap. Yukronsky went spiraling downwards, eventually smashing into the floor with a crunch. Pokemaster Ian's landing was of course coushoned by Yukronsky. Pokemaster Ian slowly got up, with blood running down his face and his clothes torn. Lt. Bird was furious, and sent out Koblaron...
Pokémaster Ian wasperfectly ready to battle Koblaron. Koblaron, by the way, is a big bird (bet you didn't see that one coming) with a slight, very slight resemblance to Fearow. It has a freaky tail tha splits in two and curls around a little bit. When I colorized it, I made it red, and a fire type. Green Lantern is probably going to make things difficult and say he wanted it different, but oh well. :P Anyway, Koblaron blasted a huge pillar-thing of fire right at PI's family jewels, and he broke down crying. He then started swirling around in some freaky manner and turned into a time warp, and got sucked into himself. There was silence. Normally, a tumbleweed would have rolled by, but it was silent as well. Small Woodland Creature then stepped up to battle. It used Eat. A random pice of food appeared, SWC ate it, and Koblaron lost 1 HP. Koblaron flew into the air, charging up a Big Swoop. SWC used digest, and the food it ate was digested. Koblaron was unaffected. With a huge cry of [insert word here], it flew down with great speed and smashed right into Small Woo.. wait a sec, it got stuck in the ground. SWC then used its final move of its combo: Crap. It stood on Koblaron's back. Koblaron looked frightened. It then strained a little bit, and dropped a dookie right on Koblaron's back. Koblaron yelled in either pain or disgust, it was hard to tell which. Koblaron tried to get out of the ground, and did'nt suceed. SWC then used Go Fish. It was a weird attack that had a 50/50 chance of killing the other SC or itself. It laid out the cards and said "do you have any threes?" Koblaron said "Go Fish", so SWC drew a card. The game continued, and Koblaron won. A fish flew out of the cards and tail slapped SWC, eventually defeating it. Junspinar was about to start, but a light came out of mid-air. Pokémaster Ian reappeared, and he had an "operation", so he was back to normal. With Koblaron in perfect position, PI was more than ready to get "started". Koblaron forfitted. Lt. Bird now sent out his last SC, Steck.
Steck came out of his SC-cube. He couldn't see anything . of cousre, but he knew his way around the gym well. Pokemaster Ian turned to him, spit dripping from his mouth and claws growing on his fingers. he was also glowing, and growing metal wings. He was actually warp-digivolving into MetalPokemasterIan. Steck has an amazing sense of whats around him, and easily didged MPI as he dove at him. MPI turned and slashed at Steck. he only made some small scratches. btw, MPI's spit is burning holes in the platform. MPI then stabbed Steck from both sides, and impaled him. he took his fingers out, and Steck started up and drove backwards off the platform. he went falling into the mist. MPI was surprised for a split second, then spread his wings and leaped down after Steck. his eyes were glowing red. Steck easily landed on a moving platform. it moved slightly, then MPI went shooting downwards past him where he had just been. Steck used Ice-Wahay Combo, freezing MPI before he hit came back up. he fell to the ground heavily, and a bunch of ice came off him. he cracked a little. then Steck fell down on MPI and used a Drill. his hair began to spin extremely quickly, then he drilled a hole through the frozen MPI. he then took a step back and used bl@$t, greatly dmaging MPI. he melted and De-digivolved to Pokemaster Ian. He rolled on the ground in pain (i mean who wouldn't, if the had a hole through them?). Steck came over, then used his worst attack. there was a moment where PI had a terrified look on his face, then the Wierd Magic turned him into a rat. Steck opened his beak and ate him. Steck won the round.
...or so everyone thought. Suddenly the smug-looking Steck frowned and began to convulse. he screamed in pain, then his wheels fell off. the Pokemaster Ian Rat came crawling out of his throat, then hung onto his tongue and pulle dit to the ground as he went down. then he Humped the tongue and threw it back in Steck's mouth. he used a quick Eye Lazer and finished off Steck. He morphed back into Pokemaster Ian and cheered with the rest of them. he went up to the other recieving their badge. "I give you this Bird Badge, and i feel i lost it fair-and-square. you guys were truly wonderful, i have to admit. here you go." and Lt. Bird handed them the Bird Badge. They all left the gym and continued on their journey.
The companions sat on a rhino, riding to happy land, or something. They now had 3 badges: the Block Badge, the Rain badge, and the Bird Badge. They had to get another badge in Along the way, they ran into a badly drawn kid named Harold, who really liked potatoes. And today, he was going to tell a story about a potato: Once upon a time, there was a potato, and his name... was Phillip. Now Phillip was a happy potato, so he decided to go for a walk. Then he walked for a little while, and he fell in a hole. The End. *strange laughing noise* He loved that story. Thendigai. Then the whole (*)place(*) turned badly drawn and 2-D. In the 2-D world, there were stupid characters everywhere. There was a deformed-looking guy named Maynard who had a really dumb laugh. It was indescribable. He died. Then the 2-D-ness went away. That's about it. A trainer came along and caught them all. The End. I don't feel like writing. go to stupid.com for some fun :) :( :|
ok, this chapter will be in Spanish:los compañeros hicieron tan un poco de materia, después toda dada vuelta al revés, a excepción de la mitad de todo. **time-out** tan entonces amaestrador ser no upsidedown, pero la mayoría fo paisaje ser él ser recorrer en un poco de aire para un rato, después él caer lejano llanura (en cielo), así que si usted ser en tierra él ser caer para arriba mientras que dar vuelta al revés entonces cuando él pasar nube, él ser ingrávido para uno segundo, hacer girar alrededor lento entonces él convertir pesado otra vez. **time-out** él comenzar a caer ahora él ser caer de nuevo a la tierra. él ganó ímpetu, e iba eventual tan rápidamente que él podría entonces respirar a través de su piel (ésta puede suceder realmente mientras que skydiving)., la tierra venía encima de rápido. él no tenía nada pararse en todos y por eso, él vio su propia muerte horrible venir acometiendo en él, después lo derramaron a través de la tierra todos sus cubos del SC después golpeó la tierra, y todos sus botones conseguidos empujaron, así que el SCs vino fuera de la mayoría de ellos puked cuando él miraba alrededor de ellos, pero entonces él era feliz cuando él realizó que él no tenía un amaestrador más. él continuó tan feliz sobre la ciudad de la ciudad para su divisa siguiente pero él no podría conseguirlo allí tendría que directamente pasar a través de un túnel subterráneo...
translation:so the companions did some stuff, then everything turned upside-down, except for half of everything. so then the Trainer wasn't upsidedown, but most fo the landscape was. he was walking on some air for awhile, then he fell far down (into the sky), so if you were on the ground he would be falling up while turned upside-down. then when he passed the clouds, he was weightless for a second, spinning around slowly. then he became heavy again. he started falling. now he was falling back to the ground. he gained momentum, and eventually was going so fast that he could breathe through his skin (this can actually happen while skydiving). then, the ground was coming up fast. he had nothing to stop himself at all. and so, he saw his own horrible death come rushing at him, then he was strewn across the ground. all his SC Cubes then hit the ground, and all their buttons got pushed, so the SCs came out. most of them puked when they looked around them, but then they were happy when they realized that they didn't have a trainer anymore. so they happily continued onto City Town for their next badge. but they couldn't get there directly. they would have to go through an underground tunnel...
Everyone was falling in Spanish. Then the trainer person dissaperaeedse (actually, it's disapeared, but I felt like spelling it wrong) into a puff of smoke. A Kamakazie watermelon flew out of the sky and hit the place where the trainer once was. The trainer reapeared and screamed, the began swirling around into a time warp and imploded. While this was happening, they were still falling, and they were all silent. A Mr. Weight fell out of a helicopter and was approching at them at a great speed. all 6 of the SC's moved to the right, and the Mr. Weight fell onto the ground and madeit collapse into itself, along with all the other land that was still remaining normal. Above them, there was some land and some sky. Below them was nothing but sky. They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again. Suddenly, they got sucked into a black ball of solid gaseous liquid. It was pulled to the side onto a plate with ROBERT STIEN and a book called "How Pinkerton the elephant saved the day AND the night in one moment's notice." *Flash!* Yukronsky came forth to defeat the Atmobob, but tripped on a ChIpMuNk and floated up into a mass of Nickelodeon Gooze. *Flash!* ROBERT STIEN told them if they believed in themselves, they could
teleport
home. So they did and everyone lived happily never after. Thendigai.
==Chapter Next==
So the companions were walking along when Bargo saw a strange-looking rock. he went over to it and saw why he thought it was strange. it had an impressed mark on it. it looked like this: Û, except the ^ was a line. he picked it up, wondering what it was. Since they were near to Village City, Bargo took the rock there. he went to a nearby information center. he asked the Gart at the desk what the rock was. it suddenly got excited and told a very long tale. it turned out the rock was called a Vowel Rock, a rare stone that forms of Shmihg'nhihg'n could use. they would eat them and become the form that used that vowel. the Gart showed him some pictures, like ones fo a Ä rock and a Ë rock and even a rare Õ rock (line isnt supposed to b wavy). then Bargo went over to his friend Soog'nhaas and told him the news. he got very excited and devolved to Shmyg'nhyg'n. then Bargo fed him the rock and he imploded into a flash of white light. after the dust cleared, a Shm(eu)g'nh(eu)g'n was standing in Shmyg'nhyg'n's place. im not going to try to explain Shmug'nhug'n. then the companions left the shop and headed to the Gym.
First of all, I have no freaking idea where Soog'nhaas came from. It must have appeared out of nowhere. Now Shmug'nhug'n (Shmyooginhyoogin) joined them on their happy adventure. Village City was approaching. They were standing still, but it was coming towards them. There, they would have to battle the gym leader, Hairika. They finally arrived there, after about four filler episodes over. They were about to battle the gym leader, but Shmug'nhug'n noticed a "shinny" object. They all crowded around it. It was a thing! (no, not the SC, it was just a thing) Upon closer inspection, a random geek figured out that it was a Koyn Kayse. They all went to the casino. They DID indeed do it. That concludes this extremely short chapter.
And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent....
They sent out Shmug'nhug'n. Here is a description for it: It looks alot like a Shmyg'nhyg'n but with completely white eyes, a little shorter (I think), and a dumber face. It prepared to use a BIG BITE on Kirby, but Kirby inhaled and sucked him up. It then did something, causing Shmûg'nhûg'n to pop out of its back somewhere and Kirby now had a weird face with white eyes. Shmûg'nhûg'n used a BIG BITE, which hurt Kirby alot. Kirby's eyes started to glow a bright black and shot out a laser beam straght at Shmûg'nhûg'n's face. It opened its pie hole and ate the beam, then puked it back up while shooting out another eye beam, which made it twice as strong. This was about to hit Kirby, but then it sucked up the beam and puked up the double beam, while shooting out another. They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. Yukronsky came forth to defeat the Atmobob, but tripped on a ChIpMuNk and floated up into a mass of Nickelodeon Gooze. this was just like what happened while they fell from the sky! Yukronsky stuggled to come out of the Gooze, and suddenly, the battle recontinued to right when Kirby shot out the eye beam. Shmug'nhug'n dodged it instead of sucking it up. The battle continues normally...
Shmûg'nhûg'n used Tail Extension. his tail gets the length of a dead rabbit chewing on a rhino. so he whips it a round and smacks Kirby right in the face. Kerby goes flying, but closes his mouth and blows up, thus making it so he can fly back into the ring. but Shmuûg'nhûg'n already had his tail ready and went for another whack. but this time, Kirby was ready. he caught the tail in his mouth and started eating it. Shmûg'nhûg'n was in great pain. eventually Kirby ate his whole tail, swallowed it, and then something strange happened. since he ate the tail, he became extremely long and skinny, but still with the Kirby face. he then wound himself around Shmûg'nhûg'n, holding him very tightly in place. but he had to keep it like this, so he bit the other end of him to keep it all together. but this started something. he couldn't stop himself, so eventually he ate all of himself until he completely ate himself and nothing was left. then a bright white light, starting as a little dot, grew until it formed a shape. when the light left, a Kibbo was standing there. he looked vengeful.
Kibbo stood there dramatically, looking important. It figured that its sword would be good enough to finish off Shmûg'nhûg'n. Shmûg'nhûg'n had something in store for it, though (tee hee!) Somehow it managed to carry some of the eye beam in its mouth from the alternate dimension battle thing. It shot out the beam (it was x25) and hit Kibbo's Kokiri sword, knocking out of its hand and into a pit that appeared out of nowhere. Kibbo ran in slow motion towards the hole to try to get it, and it stuck its hand in the hole. The hole closed in and trapped its hand, which left it as a bloody stump. "Ow, why'd you slice off my hand?" "Its imperative that you understand. Obi Wan would never bother, to tell you about your father." "He told me enough, he told me you killed him!" "Then there's something i must reveal then: I'm your father, I'm your father. I'm your father, I'm your father. I'm your father, I'm your father. (continues)" And Kibbo sat there whining, while Shmûg'nhûg'n kept singing "I'm your father". Suddenly, a hole opened up in Shmûg'nhûg'n's shell and the Kokiri sword popped out. It grabbed it before Kibbo could, but Kibbo somehow got a lightsaber. They battled for a while, and the weapons kept tarrying. After a while, Shmûg'nhûg'n threw the Kokiri sword at Kibbo's face and backfliped away from the lightsaber. Kibbo's body was neatly sliced in two, and they both regenerated into perfect Kibbos. One was a holographic image, but Shmûg'nhûg'n didn't know which. A Kirby walked into the battlefield. The holographic Kibbo sucked up the real one, and the Kirby. It ate them, and evolved into its 4th form: Kobandoo! Kobandoo has a star-like body with a happy face. One of its hands has a paw, and the other has claws. Shmûg'nhûg'n has an idea. It shot a weak eye beam at Kobandoo, and it went right through it. It figured the enemy was a hologram, so it walked up, just begging to be hit. Kobandoo slashed it, but nothing happened. It then shot a spike at the ceiling, causing a tile to fall on Shmûg'nhûg'n's head. It went right through. Shmûg'nhûg'n looked confused, but then disapeared. It was just a hologram being projected by the real Shmûg'nhûg'n. Kobandoo was perfectly real. They then began to battle again. Shmûg'nhûg'n used Haaa, and Kobandoo fell to the ground, covering its ears and moaning. This was perfect. Shmûg'nhûg'n picked up the lightsaber left behind (the sword disapeared) and hacked at Kobandoo repeatedly, untill it was chopped up really bad. It then devolved all the way back to a Kib. Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued.
Atmobob did a dance, and it destroyed all the other dimensions. Yukronsky took the chance to bite Atmobob. this fateful move made Atmobob turn solid. Yukronsky of course went and ate him, the lucky bastard. Hairika was furious and sent out Kirby. Kirby ate the Nickelodeon gooze and turnes green and liquidy. Yukronsky tried to drink him, but he only got part of him and choked. since Kirby's mouth was still there, he ate Yukronsky and the rest of him. he turned into a bloated Kirby with wings and a beak, then he puked up Yukronsky. the green crap stuck all of Yukronsky's feathers, so he couldn't fly. Kirby flew up so Yukonsky couldn't get him, then ate himself. out of a the nothingness, a small light began to grow and formed in to a Kibbo. this Kibbo still had wings. he went into an excruciatingly fast dive and pointed his sword. he tore right through Yukronsky. Yukronsky squawked, then exploded in a shower of petals. but then something strange happened. the explosion was then up to battle, because he had clearly been sent out. he moved his radius over to the frightened Kibbo and burnt him to a crisp. btw, Explosion is, well, an explosion. it is constantly exploding, if you can imagine that, and only has a certain spherical area it covers before stopping. it evolves from Implosion and evolves into Black Hole by becoming impossible. Hairika had lost the battle. in shame, she gave the Badge to the companions. the companions set off to get Yukronsky revived.
Thé happy fluffy cornbréad inféstéd Strangé Créaturés now wént on a supér-soft advénturé to Métropolisburg. Théré, théy would battlé thé gym léadér, Mr. Trout. Mr. Trout was a happy trout. It uséd only *insért word héré* typés. First, Yukronsky's féathérs from thé Éxplosion wéré uséd to résséréct Yukronsky. Théir téam is now: (I liké pié.) Bargo (Bikdip) HADHAD Yukronsky Junspinar Small Woodland Créaturé Pokémastér Ian Shmüg'nhüg'n (changé thé dots to a liné) Éxplosion And théy wéré all vérrrrrrrrrrrrry (rolling r's) happah. An érasér camé and changéd all thé é's in this chaptér to _'s. So, th_y w_nt to th_ gym. Th_y w_nt insid_ and challang_d Mr. Trout to a battl_. He s_nt out Monk_r. For now on, go to the Strang_ Cr_atur_s topic in Fak_ Stuff to s__ what th_y look lik_. A p_ncil cam_ and brought th_ e's back. The other side sent out Explosion. It started to advance slowly. Monker sort of danced around and acted like an idiot, while throwing bananaramasamalamas at it, which were scorched and burnt to a crisp, falling to the ground. Explosion came towards it some more. Monker began to throw explosive bananaramasamalamas, which obviously did no good whatsoever. Monker then sucked into itself and reappeared above Explosion. It ate a bananaramasamalama and fell into the Explosion, which caused an instant death. Mr. Trout sent out Scorpon. This chapter died, so you must go outside and play with a diseased rock whilst you wait for it to comé back.
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Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match.
Mr. Trout sent out his final SC: Shnotzio. So far Bargo's side has two left, so they can probably take down just one more. To try to defeat Shnotzio, the most powerful of the 4 circle-like SC's, HADHAD stepped forth from the non-existent smoke of the battlefield. Technically is has no legs, so it didn't really step forth, more like rolled. They began to stare eachother down. Puffy pillows began to rain from the cieling, which made things........... interesting. One fell directly on HADHAD's flame thing, so it shot it directly at Shnotzio. the metal ball robot thing simply ate it and recited the old Tootsie Pop commercial. As it started saying something about the world never knowing, HADHAD did something really weird. It jumped off its head, put its head on its stick figure shoulders, and shot fire out of a place where the sun don't shine. Using the fire coming out of its ass as propulsion, it shot around the room like a miss-I-él and headed straight for Shnotzio, which was dancing to a techno beat provided by Mr. Trout. HADHAD aimed right for one of its feet (the one on the side) and knocked it right off. Shnotzio seemed to not care. HADHAD made a return trip and did a sharp turn straight at its side arm. It flew right off just like the leg. Shnotzio felt this one. It shot electric city at HADHAD, who started to fly out of controlio. It decided to try to deal as much damage as posiible, so it recklessly guided itself toward Shnotzio and managed to take out the top arm. HADHAD exploded and the debris took out the remaining foot. (what are the odds?) Meanwhile, Mr. Trout took a nap. They sent out Shmug'nhug'n. It immediatly charged up a eye blast, and fired it at Shnotzio's cyborg eye thing, but it shot out electric city and blocked it. It dashed up and used BIG BITE. it hit and did quite a bit of damage. Shnotzio slowly started to grow huge. While it did this, Shmug'nhug'n fired as many eye beams as possible, and none of them did really alot, but they helped. At the last minute, it used shell attack. it shell came off and landed directly on one of Shnotzio's electrodes, which made the shell explode, and it was hit by various debris. while it was vulnerable, Shmug'nhug'n charged up a really powerful eye blast and hit Shnotzio in the eye. it exploded and made it blind. As Shnotzio started to stagger around the room, a pit opened up in the floor and sucked it up. This was technically a victory, so the team now had their 5th badge.
So the companions left (or tried to) the town and Mr. Trout died. he was replaced by Mr. Pants, his boss. the Companions were having some trouble. first of all, they had to find Bargo. second, they had to somehow get Explosion back, and Yukronsky wasnt willing to be beaten again. they found a çå†, but this did not help. after 100² years, they found Bargo. he was of course far gone. so they fed him the çå† and he revived. this also brought them back in time to the moment 5 minutes after they had left. a lightning bolt hit a tree and it exploded. thus their friend Explosion was back. as Bargo was walking (yes, walking) along, he saw a rock. he picked it up. it was a dark greenish color, and it had a strange marking sort of like this: œ. he decided the rock was strange enough to keep for a while, so he pocketed it. as the companions were traveling (yes, traveling) beside a river, Junspinar spotted a ð on the river bottom. since Junspinar loved ðs, he couldnt resist and had to go get it. he jumped into the river and dove down to the bottom to get it. he brought it back up to the surface and layed the ð on the shore. he got out of the water, spun off, and chowed down on the ð. when he was finally done, he noticed all the companions were gone. he began to walk when a hole opened up and a very exhausted-looking companions came out, all except for Junspinar. they went over to him, grabbed him, and continued on.
(if you do not get what happened, the companions realized they didnt have Junspinar much later, so then they went and after a week they finally found a thing to take them back in time to get Junspinar and continue on their journey.)
Explosion started to convulse. It made itself melt into a puddle of cheese. Rising from this puddle o' cheese was a dog. It barked 4¾ times and then made a screw appear out of nowhere. Explosion reappeared and began to glow a bright white, even though it already sort of was. It slowly stopped exploding and was completely gone. It then reappeared as if nothing happened. Suddenly, a head with no visable bottom appeared. It had huge eyes. It started muttering something. It sounded like "your mom." Guess who? it was 'Ace. Ian came up and started the "slap like a girl fight" again. It went on for some time. at the end, Ace won. Explosion started convulsing again. It made Ace's eyes finally close. This was impossible! His eyes could never close! As it started to glow white again, it puked up a Captain Pringle, then stopped evolving again. Ace beat Captain Pringle or something. uhh, yeah. It evolved into Denza. Lets all be happy. insert sarcasm here. Duh End.
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as Explosion was moving along, he noticed a bird diving to the ground and then making a sqwaking noise and dissappearing. he went over to investigate. on his way there, he emploded, and this being impossible he glowded and evolved into Black Hole. barely noticing the difference, BH continued on his investigation. he found an Implosion lurking in a corner. even though he was one of his own, BH was furious. he yelled many things (mostly bad) at the Implosion before challenging him to a battle. Implosion, eager to evolve, accepted this. Black Hole, most strategeous, uses his moves to his great advantage. the young Implosion, small but fairly strong, was rather inexperienced in this kind of fighting. he was soon down to his last point. lying on the ground, with Black Hole pressing his "knife" to Implosion's "throat", Implosion accepted that would soon lose. but there was more. Before the final blow was struck, Implosion told him this, "Luke, I am your son." Black Hole screamed and--*cuts to flashback* "What the hell is that thing?" "It's your son, you idiot" *later* "I don't care if your mother's dead, i will raise you!" "NOOO" *later* "you get over here right now, son!" "I refuse!!" "Son of a @%#$!, get over here!" "NO" (father slaps child) "I'm leaving!" *end of flashback* Blach Hole, regretting that, but then his anger bubbles up again. he yells out and in the most impossible sequence ever, Black Hole sucks Implosion into himself (along with some other crap laying around). the Black Hole shrinks, and blinks out of existence with a small flash. explosion's impossible act before set the universe off course, and this was so strange and imposssible that it set the universe back on course. many, many years later a memorial would be built for Black Hole and his son.
Blissmewy stood there and was hit by a truck, then died. This was the only appearence in the whole chapter. (or so they thought) Anyway, the group (now including Denza) was walking along, and a strange cartoon world began to slowly form around them. Denza and Pokémaster Ian managed to fit in with this place quite well, so for some reason they stuck Bargo, HADHAD, Yukronsky, Junspinar, Small Woodland Creature, and Shmug'nhug'n in a big ol' bag. As they walked around, there were dots of two sizes bouncing around. Ian noticed a small dot suck in a bunch of lamps out of nowhere, then suddenly grow bigger. There were also some freaky looking stick figure things with deformed bodies walking around. As they walked along further, there was an "InFomAyshun BooOoth". they went inside. There was a freaky purple thing standing at a counter. It had ...interesting wings and a halo thing on top of its head. Denza asked what the hell this place was. It replied: "This is the land of Jordan's imagination. Jordan is the 4-year old brother of Jish, one of the creatures of this fic. Jish made Jordan as one of the Strange Creatures, but with a messed-up badly drawn mouth. Jordan then went ahead and made 4 new Strange Creatures. Shmih, which is the stick figure thing, Shmihih, which is the small dot, Shmihkih, which is the big dot, and Shmihihkihshmih, which I am one of." They stood there drooling the whole time. Ian replied with "sooooooo, how do we get out of this place?" "Shmihikihshmih said " there are a few ways out of this place. You can either escape through the picture of Jordan in Strange Creatures.bmp, then continue through the maze of folders, or go through Jordan's picture in StrangeCreatures.bmp and simply leave the folder. there are also openings in comics 8 and 12 in Comic Collection.bmp. If you go through there, you will have to go through the maze. All of these places will take you to My Documents. The escape from My Documents is difficult, so there is also a secret link to Stuff, through a hidden folder. Stuff is directly on the Desktop. My documents is too. once you leave, go through the AOL shortcut, then log on to Jma1188's screen name, his password is ******. Go in his favorites, into UBCS, and in the Fan-Fiction link. In there, there is a link to Bargo the Bikdip. Take it, and then go to the beginning of this chapter and wait." They did all of this, which took about 3 days, and rested at the beginning of this chapter. They saw Blissmewy about to get hit by a truck, and saved him. With Blissmewy traveling with them, they approched the cartooony place, threw Blissmewy into it, never to return, then went around it. The next city was in view.
......or so they thought *bm-bm*. BtB was a happy Bikdip: he has had many adventures, and has many friends, but this is also due to his forgetfullness. luckily for Bargo, he doesn't remember his childhood of torment, perhaps he tried to forget it. but nonetheless, he was happy for the time being. this state of emotion contributed to many of his escapades and victories. but this would all soon change... When we return, find out what happens next on 42/42. 
Bargo and his friends walked towards the "next town", when really, this was just a mirage they were all seeing from their hunger and thirst. they were really in a desert, and what they kept thinking was water would always speed away from them as fast as they ran. Junspinar kept running into cacti, and the earlier feast on the ð definately did not help. when the companions finally reached The Cactus, a local inn, only HADHAD, Bargo, and Shmug'nhugn were left standing, and they were carrying the other passed-out companions. so the three stumbled and fell into the nice cool of the inn. they crawled to the desk, threw some money at the clerk, and went to find an empty room. they threw the passed-out ones in a corner and fell asleep on the crappy mattresses. Bargo had to fight HADHAD and eat a whole mouse before winning the privelage to get the first shower. 
When the first to rise, um, rose, they went down to the snack bar for some breakfast. luckily, there was some water, some pop, and a little lemonade. but. as Bargo noted, the "3-D" lemonade was far overpriced. they all got some sodas, woke the others up, and continued on...
The hotel that they were in sucked major island. They left the hotel that sucked major island, and it melted into some purple sand. The purple sand that was once the hotel that sucked major island started swirling around, then formed into a strngcrtrsDEX, which Shmug'nhug'n picked up. It started beeping, buzzing, b*tching, and (insert -ing verb beginning with b here). After *approximatly* 3 minutes and 32.2574224255 seconds, Shmug'nhug'n opened it up. It said that the desert land around them was really Nothings. Nothing is a new SC that is a 3ft.x3ft.x3ft. cube. If this area contained a cactus or part of a cactus, that means it is a Something, the evolved form of Nothing. For some odd reason, Yukronsky felt the need to give everything it owned (not much) to one of the Somethings. It then evolved into the final form: Everything. Everything is quite literally, Everything that can fit in a 3ft.x3ft.x3ft. cube. It always changes its contents. At one point, a hammer and nail fell out (bet you didn't see that coming), and Denza picked them up. (bet you saw that coming). It hammered itself in the head, and started to evolve into Captain Pringle. As Everything started to slowly advance, they all ran off to the next city: Townland.
now that a giant spherical happy face was chasing after them, they were traveling fairly quickly. CP cant see anything, since his eyes are always closed, but he has that huge mouth of which he used to eat with. this time, it happened to be a "passing" Garbo. he gobbled it up, and continued five [hours] later, CP actually, well he didnt frown, but he wasnt smiling. he was beginning to be eaten from the inside out, and you can tell that it wasnt pleasant. luckily, this slowed CP down enough to give the companions a chance. they were in sight of Townland now. unluckily, they had traveled (yes, traveled) so far so quickly that they ran out of breath exactly 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimeters from the entrance to Townland. Townland wasnt actually a town, though, it was an amusement park. all the comapnions fell asleep right there [never] to wake again.
The companions woke up an hour later. they payed their way into the amusement park and had some fun. luckily they had some old costumes so they could look somewhat like humans. after a long, exciting day, they settled down in the best suite of the park's hotel. unfortunately, some very noisy roommates were already there. CP, looking a little beat up and harassed, and after him, another Bikdip, came out of the bathroom. noone knows or wanrs to kno what they were doing there, so i wont tell you. ill leave this chapter in "suspense".....
As they saw "The Other Bikdip" and CP come out of the bathroom, they all danced. Bargo wasn't very happy about this, because it wanted to be the only Bikdip here. They started to duel. Bargo had much more experience than "The Other Bikdip", so it had a good advantage. They both started to roll in place, and shot towards each other. "The Other Bikdip" got stuck under Bargo, and was buried into the floor. It melted and died. After all of this crud, They all apologised for running away from CP, because they thought he was a Russian Spy. CP said it was ok, he was chasing them because he thought they were Russian spies. Then, they went on some more rides. The first thing they went on was a really big roller coaster. Ian and CP were in the front, followed by Yukronsky and SWC, Junspinar and Bargo, with HADHAD and Shmug'nhug'n in the back. It started. a millisecond after it started, the roller coster reached a speed of "eleventy billion" miles per hour. It immediatly went through 20 loops, and there was a big climb, followed by a big drop. It went completely under water, and just before they reached the surface, a glass coating thing covered the cars and protected them from the water. It went through the water for a few seconds, did a barrel roll, and then they all suddenly stopped. After a few seconds, they shot straight out of the water, about 50 feet up. magnetic wheels on the top of the cars stuck to another track. Because of this strange configuration, they were on the underside of the track. It went on for a few more seconds and then they dropped onto springs, and the ride was over. After this, they all talked about it, and Shmug'nhug'n noticed something interesting. Under the water, he saw the next gym! Since they had to go under the water for this to work, HADHAD, Ian, and Yukronsky had to stay behind since they couldn't swim. They went on the ride again, and their plan was to jump out of the car and land in the water just before the glass coating came up.They did it, and they all made it to the bottom of the pond, and went inside the gym. The gym was sealed like Sandy's tree dome in Spongebob: they went in a small room, drained the water, and then went into a new, much bigger Ancient Roman-looking room. The gym leader, Toga, was perfectly ready to start the battle.
Toga first declared it would be a 4 on 4 battle, including two 2 vs. 2 matches. Toga sent out Jonah and 11 Alphabetinos. this was valid since they only count as one SC. HADHAD and CP stepped up to fight them. the round begins! Ih-ih goes for the smackdown, but no! a Headbutt by CP sends him flying. HADHAD cleans out a few (about 4) of the Alphas with a nice flame Extrusion. Meanwhile, CP defends his reputation in a fierce lockdown with Jonah. it seems CP has him, but no! Jonah esapes just before the third slap on the mat. oh no, whats he doing? omg! Jonah goes for the chair! Jonah uses the chair to lay the Block Bottom on CP. CP's down for the count! one, two, three and CP is out of the match. on the other side, it looks like ih-ih is the only Alphabetino left, and hes in a lockdown standoff with HADHAD. whats this?!? HADHAD miraculously pulls off his own head, feeds it the fire from his neck, and shoots a giant fireball at ih-ih! looks like we wont be seeing anymore of ih-ih... but wait! HADHAD recieves a massive blow to the back. you didn't expect Jonah to just stand there, did you? HADHAD slides, but stops right before he falls over the edge! will he have the strength to get back up? another blow to the head by Jonah's chair! it doesn't look good for HADHAD...but whats this? another HADHAD comes from behind and steals Jonah's chair. Jonah begins to cry and gets smacked so hard by his own chair that he lands in next week! it seems HADHAD sure won this match. as HADHAD's hologram flickers away and our previous contestants are taken off the arena, our next challengers step up for battle. in this match, on the side of the Defending Champoin of the World, Toga, we have...
Junspinar asked how the heck HADHAD, Yukronsky and Ian got down. Ian said that Yukronsky carried HADHAD through the water because neither wanted to miss the match. Ian simply teleported there by ways unknown. Anyway, joining HADHAD on his side was Shmug'nhug'n. Toga sent out a Bleeah and a Mr. Hctaw & Emag. HADHAD sort of "slipped away" into the background unnoticed, leaving Shmug'nhug'n to battle both at the same time. Bleeah jumped forward and started whacking Shmug'nhug'n repeatedly with various attacks, While Mr. H&E fired sausages. Shmug'nhug'n withdrew into its shell and fired a weak stream of water out. It soon covered alot of the ground and made it very slippery. Shmug'nhug'n was still in perfect health, and was spraying out water for a very long time until there was seriously 4 feet of water everywhere. Since their attacks weren't working, Bleeah picked it up and chucked it against the wall, damaging both the wall and Shmug'nhug'n's shell. Mr. H&E was busy scooping water up with its bucket and somehow making it disappear. It stopped doing this and jumped up, pulled out a massive key, and jammed it into the broken part of the shell. The shell shattered, and shrapnel from it flew everywhere. It hit the two SC's on Toga's side and damaged them, and some hit the walls and flew behind pillars. Suddenly, flaming pieces of shell shot out from behind a pillar and hit Bleeah hard, knocking it out. HADHAD was back, and with the water level alot lower rejoined the battle. Mr. H&E took out its judement hammer and started swinging it at HADHAD. A number 1 appeared above it. HADHAD was not hurt at all, but the attack recoiled upon Mr. H&E. It tried again, and a number 8 appeared. HADHAD was frozen. Mr. H&E rang its bell and did a victory dance. Shmug'nhug'n came up from behind it and fired a eye beam. Mr. H&E dodged it and it hit HADHAD, which melted the ice. Mr. H&E ran away to a corner and hid. Shmug'nhug'n shot some eye beams at it while HADHAD shot fireballs. It cam back out, flashing, and pulled out a bucket. Oily ooze came out and hit Shmug'nhug'n's shelless body. Shmug'nhug'n was down. HADHAD turned into a rocket and flew into... the wall. It missed completely. Since The other side still had an SC left, they sent out Bargo. It used a triple eye beam on Mr. H&E, which it caught in the bucket. HADHAD recovered and rocketed away again, toward Bargo. It picked up Bargo in midair and threw it straight at Mr. H&E. It was hit. While it was down, HADHAD shot some more fireballs and Bargo shot triple eye beams. Mr. H&E was down for good. They recieved their next badge: the Greek badge, and left the gym. After the awesome battle, they deserved a good day of relaxing at the amusement park.
EVERYONE DIED. THE END.
j/k the companions finally got tired of the amusement park, so they left. on their way to the next town and their next badge, they spotted a rather large spotted catterpillar. or so they thought *dun dun dun*. it was actually a robot being controlled from the inside by Flames. Messy and their Mr. Gay&Crotch were hiding in the bushes. but the companions didn't kno this. they threw an SC-cube and caught Flames in the giant catterpillar (wait a sec...). Messy saw this and was outraged. she stood up and started yelling at tthe companions. Bargo decided he would just eat her, but Mr. Gay&Crotch got in the way. not the best choice on Mr. G&C's part. Bargo ate him instead, and then Messy. but then he used his Digestion and Crap moves. this move should probably not have been made (so dont try it at home, kids). what came out was a wierd mixture of the two. it was like a black and white patterned shape of Messy with Mr. G&C's head. everyone was surprised. but Bargo decided to let Flames go. he took him out of the caterpillar, ate him, and then ate the Mrs. Grass&Much. he Digested and Crapped them out at the same time, and this time the thing had Mr. G&C's head and hands, Flames's legs and hair, and Messy's middle and skirt. it was still just a rainbow-colored shape. the thing ran away scared of itself. "Well at least they combined their strengths," Bargo pointed out. most SCs laughed if they got it. and so the andventure continues...
Boom! a flash of lightning! nowhere to hide! Kablammo! A giant.... thing..... fell from the sky and landed directly on Bargo! Bargo is down. Bargo took its prized possesion: a spoon, and threw it forward. " SAVE YOURSELF, SPOON!!!1" Zap! The spoon was hit by a bolt of lightning. It exploded. The ghost of the spoon remained in Bargo's heart forever. Bargo, bleeding out of 2 eyes, yelled out to his teammates, but they were long gone. He fought and fought to escape from the bottom of the giant thing. Inch by inch, he slowly escaped. CRACK! Bargo's nonexistant arm just broke off. A perfectly round wound was dripping blood and green crap all over the firey ground. The fire was closing in. He only had a few more seconds before it would come. The fire was advancing, and Bargo could not escape. It was here now. The firey fire engulfed the giant thing on Bargo, and Bargo managed to escape. The fire was burning him. Since when Bargo became a him, I don't know. he just is. ONOMATOPOEIA! a block of ice landed in the fire, and melted. The water from it was enough to put out the fire. However, the ghost from the fire combined with the ghost of the ice to create a wraith of unimaginable power. Bargo rolled out of that place as fast as he could. Rocks were obstructing the path everywhere. The wraith was slowly advancing. THWACK! He rolled right into a rock and shot at a 45 degree angle off the ground, and soared through the air. I would say he was flying, but he was really "falling, with style." (toy story ripoff). The wraith was falling behind, as Bargo managed to gain speed in midair. He landed in the water nearby. SPLOOSH! he splashed in the water, diectly onto a shark's fin. In pierced his already sore body, and almost his entire body was red with blood. The shark dived, with Bargo still stuck to it. The salty water sepped into his cuts and wounds and stung like hell. The blood attracted more sharks, and soon, 20 10-foot tiger sharks surrounded him. Still underwater, he was running out of air. SWISH! a sudden movement! A figure darted by, it looked oddly familiar. It was Granpappy Bikdip to the rescue! He somehow managed to fight off all 21 sharks, but ended up dying. His ghost will live within Bargo's heart forever, just like the spoon. He swam out of the water, almost dead. From sheer exaustion, he collapsed on the hard cold ground.
THE NEXT DAY-AY-AY
Bargo woke up with a fright. All of his wounds from the experience the day before were gone. He felt perfectly fine. A few feet ahead of him, he saw the happiest sight ever: All his companions were waiting for him at a place he had visited in his dreams: Disney World. (do NOT ASK! I'm warning you!) He asked why they didn't help him back in that awful place. HADHAD said: "what place? We took the shortcut." To his horror, a blatently obvious, peaceful looking path with beautiful butterflies and flowers was right next to the awful place he was at yesterday. Poor Bargo.
So everyone (except Bargo) happily continued on (Bargo did this unhappily). the next lankdmark on the map happened to be Sitybergtounlandvill. so they decided to take a rest because the town was so close. but unluckily, Bargo's nonexistant toe got stubbed on a nonexistant rock and it hurt like hell. this brought back memories of that fateful day and Bargo passed out. after the companions "rested," they continued on to town. they noted that the gym was an old, run-down school that used to be a warehouse. creepy. they decided to check out the sites first, though. it seemed Sitybergtounlandvill had many interesting places to go. the biggest of course was their giant tower. it was once the largest radio building in the West. now it was haunted by the "Ghosts" that live there. creepy. many a person or SC tried to get to the top floor, but it was said to be impossible. there was only one person to ever get to the top floor, and he died of a heart attack when he saw what was there. so of course all the companions had to try. they thought that if they went in a big group, they were less likely to be attacked, or at least they wouldn't lose as many comapnions. so they entered. the place was pretty nondecript. they took the elevator to the second-to-top floor, and thats when they met their first trouble. everyone started screamong. all were seeing something different, but it was just as scary to each. only Bargo didn't care enough to notice that they were just illusions being projected. so his hallucinations went away. on his way to the stairs, he knocked over some toxic waste that just so happened to fall on the three ghost projecting the hallucinations. the images went away immediately. the companions just had time to see Bargo turn the corner to the stairs. they followed him and thanked him for saving them. as Bargo was ahead of the others on the stairs, he wasn't trapped in the wall when the picture swung back and took all the others away. so Bargo sadly continued on up until he reached the top floor. he looked up and saw a humongous dragon sitting on top of a giant heap of riches the dragon roared at him, but he didn't have a stroke. he simply went up to the dragon and sat down. "So, must be pretty lonely up here," Bargo mentioned. "Oh yeah, you can hardly immagine." "I dunno, i had a pretty bad day yesterday." "Wow, sounds bad." "It was..." "Well it sure is great havin someone to talk to." "Yeah, I really feel i can tell you my feelings." "Well here, how 'bout you take some of this gold and jewels and lets talk some more." "Sounds great." so Bargo got about a third of the loot and had a nice conversation with the dragon. when it was getting late, Bargo said goodbye and took the elevator to the bottom floor. all the companions, looking a little bedraggled, were waiting there for him. "So, you get to the top floor?" they asked. "no, but i met a friendly dragon on the way." And so Bargo left the tower feeling much better and the companions feeling much worse.
Bargo decided that it would have to go now. was it because of his bad day? Was it because of the fact that I took too long to make a new chapter? Was it because he was dumb? no. I just felt like it. He took all the loot he got and bought a rocket, some video games, a bus, and some badly made trinkets for his companions. After a long goodbye, he blasted off in the rocket, and left all of his friends behind. He may never return, but since the fic is named after him it would be safe to assume he comes back. Also the whole "shadowy figure that left him in the country road" mystery thing had to be solved. Meanwhile, the other companions decided to go to the gym. The gym leader there was Stain, and he used Dementedcartoonmovie types. They entered the gym, and noticed that it was poorly made and full of stick figures in the audience. The gym leader, Stain, randomly appeared out of nowhere and said it would be a 3 on 3 battle. He would send out two at once, then use his last one seperately. He sent out a Boing Gloing and a Fooby. To fight these, Out came the rarely-used Captain Pringle and Pokémaster Ian. A giant banner dropped from the sky and it said "battle # 473. Team DCM vs. Team UBCS!" As soon as the battle started, Boing Gloing sarted muttering something. Fooby simply crashed into Ian's head, which knocked out both of them. To replace them, Yukronsky helped CP and Zeeky. H. Bomb helped Boing Gloing. Boing Gloing got confused and attacked himself, then got smashed by a Mr. Big Shoe and fainted. It was now 2 vs. 1. Zeeky H. Bomb decided to make things interesting. He said "reflagshnit" and immediatly the whole world exploded. Two guys in a rocket flew by. One took out a black thing and rewinded time back to right before this happened. Zeeky H. Bomb this time said "Zeeky Boogy Doog" and created a nuclear explosion which killed himself and fainted Yukronsky and CP. since all 3 on both sides were out, it was a draw. To solve this, this had to "arm rassle" for the badge. HADHAD started to move towards the table. Stain moved towards it too. They both sat down and stuck out their arms, with elbows on the table. Stain made one quick movement and knocked HADHAD's arm straight down. They lost. A rematch was arranged for exactly 1 day afterwards at the same time. Zeeky Bomb was gone forever, so he would need a replacement SC.
"Yeah, like thats ever gonna happen!" the battle pretty much went the same until Zeeky H Bomb was supposed to fight. instead, out came a Conor! it flew at Yukronsky and stabbed into it and killed it. but CP just smiled at it and it died. they won and got the Pain Badge (don't freaking ask). they left and continued on their journey. *shortest chapter ever*
after dey got the pain badge what happened was cool and like so hadhad said 'where the heck is the next gym' and evrybody just sort of stood ther 4 a while and then yukronsky said i think its in nonexistant town and shmugnhugn said where is that and he said it was in the middle of a country road so then they all started to walk 4 a really long time and den they walked some more and dey just kept on walkin for about 2 dayz and after a while dey got 2 a big field place and cp said :):):):):) so they wer all happy and crud and ian siad 'wheres the gym' and yukronsky didnt no so they sat down 4 a while and it came outta da ground and dey went inside.
==Last Chapter==
The Gym was very laarge and roomy. a gust blew by as the fog cleared away for the gym leader to step forward. he didn't look your normal gym leader. he was actually quite shrewd and skinny, like an old man. he wore a dark suit and you could only see about half of him. this was due to the fact that it was also very dark in the gym. the man's face was also half hidden in shadow. too bad Bargo wasn't there to see it... "Too bad Bargo isn't here to see this. A pity, really, i was hoping to see him. i think he very dearly wished to see me as well. but he wanted revenge. i would have had to deal with that sort of behavior, and he knows it. He was always a stubborn one, Bargo. Guess that's why i left him to rot in this very field. i also guess thats why he was able to continue nontheless. But enough of all that. you came here for a gym battle, and thats what you shall recieve. My name is Giordelli, by the way..." with that, he released his first SC, a Black Hole. to rival that, the Companions let out Small Woodland Creature. he was frsh from a long time of inactivity. the battle began and SWC went for the fast win. he shot to Black Hole faster than the speed of speed itself. but this wasn't fast enough. Black Hole saw him and opened to him. SWC was gone forever. next up was a wiser choice, Junspinar. he circled Black Hole until it was dizzy. then he pierced the center of Black Hole and began to use the legendary SuperSpin attack. this was too much for the Black Hole and it just dissipated into air. Giordelli sent out a Koblaron!! this is one of the very rarest of all SCs, mind you. it swooped above Junspinar with its massive wings and titanic claws. its very aura was enough to scare Junspinar stiff. small sparkles came off Koblaron as he made the Death Dive. no SC ever survives it, mind you. so, well, neither did unlucky Junspinar. so the Comapnions, after much negotiation let go trusty HADHAD, who they had had (hmm...) from the beginning. he rolled onto the arena. though a Death Dive takes a lot from a Koblaron, he was recovering but this bought just enough time for HADHAD to shoot some well-aimed fire moves at Koblaron. his magnificent tail eventually caught fire, and he was forced to crash land from the inbalance. this is a major advantage for HADHAD as Koblarons don't do nearly as well on ground. but now this powerful Koblaron was severely angered. it shot its shrp beak at HADHAD, and he only dodged just in time. as Koblaron went shooting past, HADHAD's head bit Koblaron's toe. this made him even angrier, and he swiped his sharp claws at HADHAD. this time one hit and HADHAD went skidding. he got up, now covered mostly in blood. as Koblaron came at him, opening is massive jaws to devour poor HADHAD, HADHAD charged up and fired his largest UBER BEAM. it hit its mark: right down Koblaron's throat. the mighty Koblaron reared up in pain and anguish, screamed, then fell to the ground. he was returned sadly to his SC-Cube and out was sent--omg, its that evil-looking Elementino from the beginning of the fic! apparently he was, and is, under the control of the devious Giordelli. he floated forward and shot an Eye Lazer at HADHAD. HADHAD ate it and fired it back out of his neck combined with a Flamethrower. it went almost right through the Elementino; he seemed barely affected. Elementino started glowing a dark, gross-green color. HADHAD was slightly afraid, but decided to charge up something of his own, a famed UBER BEAM. Elementino struck first. the massive energy ball was flung at defenseless HADHAD. but just in time, HADHAD was done as well. for some reson, this UBER BEAM rivaled all other attacks in history. the evil power of Elementino's best attack was vanquished by HADHAD's move. the rest of it obliterated Elementino. but of course every large attack comes at a price. the recoil of HADHAD's attack was too much for him. it took his last life points as well. but since it was clear that Elementino died first, HADHAD won the match. his limp body was lifted above the others accompanied by a giant cheer. they were rewarded their last badge, the Evil Badge, and left the gym after what seemed like a very, very long day