A Day For Patrick

A Day For Patrick is the first episode of Mornings With SpongeBob.
== Episodes included ==
Theme: Patrick
* Something Smells (s2)
* Big Pink Loser (s2)
* The Secret Box (s2)
* Pat the Horse (s11)
* Pat the Dog (s13)
== Transcript ==
* [The theme song plays, and we zoom into SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs]
* SpongeBob: Morning, everyone! Welcome to the first ever episode of Mornings With SpongeBob!
* Mr. Krabs: We got a real whopper set up for this one.
* SpongeBob: I'm your host, SpongeBob SquarePants! This here is my neighbour, Squidward Tentacles.
* Squidward: Any of you imbeciles watching... I was paid to do this!
* SpongeBob: Silly old Krabs wouldn't fork over a penny. So I agreed to give him $200 an episode! Plus a free kelp juice carton.
* Mr. Krabs: Should've given him coffee. [laughs]
* Squidward: [grunts, as Squidward's head turns red]
* SpongeBob: Now, everyone! Calm down! Kids are watching! We gotta keep this G-rated. Now this is the part I'm really excited for! Fred, lay the red carpet out! 
* [He does so, but then slips]
* Fred: MY LEG!
* [The following characters walk down the red carpet in this order; SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Karen, Plankton, Pearl, Squidward]
* SpongeBob: Oh, that was great! Hold up - what about Patrick? Where's Patrick?
* Sandy: I thought I told him that we were arriving on set at eight a.m. flat.
* SpongeBob: How odd? I'd thought he would be here right now.
* [They then hear some crying]
* SpongeBob: Huh? Wha'wa'zat?
* [The crying continues, and the camera pans to Patrick]
* SpongeBob: Patrick? [runs over to him] Patrick! Thank goodness you're here, the show's on a- Patrick?
* Patrick: [sniffs] Sorry, SpongeBob, I'm not quite feeling it today.
* SpongeBob: What? Why not?
* Patrick: I lost my SpongeBob animation cel! I was looking for it all over the house, and I just couldn't find it! Oh, SpongeBob! [cries, and hugs him]
* SpongeBob: Aw, man, sorry, Pat. You want me to tell you a joke?
* Patrick: Nah.
* SpongeBob: Or a story? Remember the ugly barnacle?
* Patrick: The what?
* SpongeBob: Remember? It was a story you told to cheer me up when I bad breath!
* Patrick: Oh, yeah! That! You got it from that delicious sundae you made!
* SpongeBob: It was delicious, but the town didn't quite like the smell.
* Patrick: Do you think the viewers would like to know the story?
* SpongeBob: Oh, why, yes, they would! Roll the cartoon!
* [The episode "Something Smells" plays]
* SpongeBob: Boy, wasn't I such a doofus? I should've known! I don't blame you, Pat! You don't have a nose!
* Patrick: Actually, I do. I keep it in my pocket most of the time cuz' I look weird with one.
* SpongeBob: Don't be silly, Patrick! Besides, no one cares about how you look! It's about how you are on the inside!
* Patrick: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob.
* SpongeBob: No need to apologize, Pat! If anything, I can be a little weird on the inside!
* Patrick: No, I am.
* SpongeBob: No, no! I am!
* Patrick: Nuh-uh!
* SpongeBob: Yuh-huh!
* Patrick: You are not!
* SpongeBob: I am too!
* Sandy: Calm down, you two! You guys are yammering at it like flip flops on a bird's foot!
* SpongeBob: I suppose you're right. Thanks for stopping us.
* Patrick: Good thing it didn't end up like that one time.
* SpongeBob: Oh, you mean the one where you tried to be me so you could win a trophy?
* Patrick: Yeah, that time.
* SpongeBob: Maybe our friends should see it! Roll the cartoon!
* [The episode "Big Pink Loser" plays]
* SpongeBob: What a nice trophy you got that day, Pat!
* Patrick: Mm-hm!
* SpongeBob: Do you still have it?
* Patrick: No, I lost it. Well, Plankton stole it for himself.
* [Flashback to Plankton stealing the trophy during Patrick's sleep]
* SpongeBob: Just like you don't think you have the cel anymore?
* Patrick: [whimpers] Yeah...
* SpongeBob: Well, don't you think Plankton would've stolen the cel?
* Patrick: Perhaps. I suppose you're right.
* SpongeBob: C'mon. Follow me! We'll go give that meanie a piece of our mind!
* Patrick: Yeah! Let's go!
* SpongeBob: Wait a minute! Won't it be a terribly dull episode if it's just an hour of us looking for Plankton?
* Patrick: I guess... They do need to be entertained while we search.
* Mr. Krabs: [off-screen] Did somebody say entertain?! [he comes up to the front of the screen, juggling balls] Heya, pals, hope you enjoy this juggling act, cuz' you'll be seeing a lot of it! Sponsored by The Krusty Krab.
* SpongeBob: No, no, no! I meant an episode, you silly!
* Mr, Krabs: Ah, right. An episode. But what episode?
* SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs: Hm...
* Patrick: Ooh! I got it!
* SpongeBob: Really? Well, in that case, roll the cartoon!
* [The episode "The Secret Box" plays]
* [SpongeBob and Patrick are looking for Plankton]
* Patrick: Plankton? Plankton! I know you have my cel!
* [They listen for a few seconds, but they hear nothing]
* SpongeBob: No luck.
* Patrick: Maybe we should just call it quits.
* SpongeBob: Not a chance! We're finding him no matter what! Wait! I got a perfect attractor for him! Jazz!
* Squidward: You're not implying that this is a musical... right?
* [SpongeBob takes out a boombox and presses a button to play jazz music; he then whips out a microphone]
* SpongeBob: [singing] Hey, Plankton! I know you're there! You better come now cuz' you give a good scare! Better come with your belongings as well! Cuz' someone I know is missing a cel!
* Patrick: [singing] We're completely cel-less! My mood's at the bottom, and you're the one to blame!
* SpongeBob: [singing] We're completely cel-less! You oughtta give me one of 'em, this ain't no stupid game!
* SpongeBob and Patrick: [singing] Cel-less!
* Squidward: Wow. That was even worse than I thought it would be.
* SpongeBob: Sorry, Squiddy! Why don't you go chill with the viewers in the leisure room? I hear a swell episode is coming on! Roll the cartoon!
* [The episode "Pat the Horse" plays]
* [At the Chum Bucket]
* SpongeBob: Show yourself, half-pint!
* [A chair turns around, revealing Plankton eating a sandwich]
* Plankton: Mmm... Oh! Hey, Patrick, SpongeBob! Why the long face?
* SpongeBob: We know you stole it! We know you stole Patrick's animati-
* Patrick: My sandwich!
* Plankton: What? Your sandwich? Oh. That makes sense. You left it out on set earlier, I thought you left it out for the first person who'd take it.
* SpongeBob: But what about the animation cel?
* Plankton: It was in the sandwich. Luckily, I noticed, and took it out before my second bite.
* SpongeBob: Why was the cel in your sandwich, Patrick?
* Patrick: ...What? I thought it was salad.
* SpongeBob: [giggles nervously] Roll the cartoon...
* [The episode "Pat the Dog" plays]
* SpongeBob: Hey, fellas. Looks like we have some good news, and some bad news. The good news, we found the cel! The bad news, it was in Patrick's sandwich.
* Patrick: Yeah, it was a pretty big blunder. But hey, at least I'm happy.
* [Squidward waddles over]
* SpongeBob: ...What?
* Squidward: My money?
* SpongeBob: Oh, yeah! [brings a $200 cheque out of his bag] Here ya go.
* Squidward: Remember... the only reason I agreed to do this. It's a miracle I get stuff like this when the Krusty Krab only pays minimum wage.
* Sandy: Then where does SpongeBob get all his money?
* SpongeBob: The health inspector bails out for me.
* Mr. Krabs: You what?!
* SpongeBob: [gulps] Just kidding! Welp, that seems like the end of it, folks! See you next time!
* Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! You are not getting away with it, you are no-
* SpongeBob: SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
* [The episode ends]
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