Cousin Sam

Cousin Sam is one of Murphy's cousins. He is very idiotic and stupid. If anyone can look like a fool in this family, it's him. To unlock him as a playable character, you'll need Murphy's figurine. Then, make your way to Murphy's Tree House. Enter the house, and you'll meet Cousin Sam. Show him Murphy's figurine, and he'll give you his own figurine.
==History/Lore==
Cousin Sam has been around since Murphy started adopting children. He was sent to the tree house because he was too stupid to live on his own. Murphy took him in, not believing what Cousin Sam's family said. As he would come to find out, they were right about his stupidity.
==Stats==
HP: 161
ATK: 59
DEF: 47
PRI: 0
CRT RT: 14%
CRT DMG: 1.7x
Regular Attack: Attack Mistake (Cousin Sam forgets who you chose for him to target and instead attacks another foe. This attack deals decent damage to a single target because their guard is lowered after not anticipating the attack.)
Special Attack: Cower (Cousin Sam gets scared of the enemy team and becomes fearful. However, his defense stat is raised slightly.)
===Stat Analysis===
Cousin Sam's best stats are his HP and attack. For his regular attack, he attempts to attack the foe you chose to target, but forgets mid-attack and attacks another foe instead. The enemy's guard is lowered, and they get dealt decent damage. For his special attack, he gets scared of the enemy team and becomes fearful of them. However, his defense stat does raise slightly after using the move. In short, he may not be the brightest, but he's got good skills for an idiot.
===Item Drops===
Juggling Ball (73% chance)
Unicycle (45% chance)
Fur Tuft (20% chance)
==Relationships==
===Murphy===
Murphy may have taken him in, but he kinda regrets doing so. He can't do anything right without messing up somehow or doing it wrong.
===Bluey===
Bluey claims that Cousin Sam is "too stupid to do anything inappropriate". He couldn't be more wrong. If anything, he's inappropriate because he's so stupid.
===Reddy and Redster===
Cousin Sam is too stupid to keep up with these rambunctious kids. That's why he can't watch the kids by himself. Uncle Spyce always does the hard work while Cousin Sam does absolutely nothing.
===Pinky===
Because of all the yelling he's endured, it could be possible that he has superhuman hearing abilities and isn't bothered by Pinky's shouting. That, or he's too stupid to care.
===Uncle Spyce===
Uncle Spyce is always the one who does all the work while Cousin Sam is staring at the walls. If Cousin Sam gets asked to do something, Uncle Spyce has to reword it into words a toddler would understand better than him.
===Purper===
Purper is not wanting to challenge Cousin Sam for fear he'll give up a few seconds after starting his dances. Considering he's an idiot, this might be a smart idea.
===Orey-O===
While Orey-O isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, do keep in mind he's still young. Cousin Sam isn't. He's a grown man who has a bad case of stupidity.
===Brownie===
Brownie has noted Cousin Sam's brain is three sizes too small. Why is it? Brownie has not the slightest idea.
===Tree Dream===
Tree Dream could honestly care less about protecting Cousin Sam. In fact, he's the only family member Tree Dream will let suffer.
==Quotes==
TBA
==Trivia==
TBA
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