How to Rationalize Imperfection

How to Rationalize Imperfection is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Gibberish Phrase===
Stu, grout love, me paint pad.
===Hints===
You might say it after a chess tournament…
… where you won over half the games.
It has to do with numbers.
===Hints Reading===
"You might say it after a chess tournament."
"Hint two, you'd say it if you'd won over half the games." [beat] "Hey, that's better than 50 percent."
"Last hint, it has to do with numbers."
"C'mon, c'mon."
===Gibberish Answer===
Two out of three aint bad.
===Answer Quote===
"I'm sure you were probably hopin' you could be healthy, correct, and popular, but listen. Stu grout love me paint pad."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"You were probably hopin' you could be healthy, popular, and correct. but listen. Stu grout love me paint pad."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Oh, by the way? No one likes you. And you look kinda pale."
===Key Words===
two, to, tow, too, 2
out, ot, otw, otu, owt, out, outta, outa
of, uf, ov, a, off, if, of, •
three, 3, thee, thre, tree, there
aint, ant, anit, anti, aitn, isn\'t, is not, aint, arent, are not
bad, vad, bar, bag, baf, bsd, bd, bad
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