MovieMakers/Transcript

== Transcript ==
(The ''EDDSWORLD'' logo appears and a message saying ''Wow, the screen really let itself go!'' follows below.)
(Tom is walking on the street- Then he notices a video camera on sale displayed in the window. He grins.) 
("MAKE your own Movies!") 
(Cut to Tom running happily with the camera, while the credits and the title appear.) 
"MovieMakers" 
(Edd stares at Tom running for a moment, then stops him.) 
Edd: Tom! Why are you running in circles?
Tom: Edd, I just bought a camera, and not just ANY camera, (Shows Edd the camera) this camera's gunna change our lives forever. 
Edd: (Frowns) Tom.. How much did that cost? 
Tom: The price isn't important, Edd. What matters is that this camera is gunna change our-
Edd: HOW MUCH DID IT COST? 
(Tom looks a bit startled)
Tom: All of our savings...
Edd: (Stunned) WHAT!? 
Tom: Edd, by the time we're done, this baby's gunna pay for itself. 
(Cut to Tom recording Matt and a chocolate vending machine) 
Tom (O.S): And we're recording! So, here we have a vending machine and here is Matt.
Matt: Are we recording?
Tom (O.S): Yeah, go.
Matt: Right, okay. 
(Matt grins and rams into the vending machine) 
Matt: (Picks up a chocolate bar, grinning) And THAT'S how you get free chocolate! 
(The vending machine falls over, just barely missing Matt) 
Tom (O.S): Ohhhh! 
Matt: Phew, that was close! 
Matt: Now where was i... Oyea! And THAT'S- 
(The vending machine flips over on Matt) 
Edd: Tom!
Edd: How are we going to get any money doing THIS? 
Tom: Oh, you'll see...
Tom: (Smirks) You will see... 
(Cut to the video that was just filmed, uploaded on a video platform: "MATT VS MACHINE FAIL LOLOLOL")
Matt: Now where was i... Oyea! And THAT'S- (Machine falls) 
(The video ends, Tom, Edd, Matt watching.) 
Tom: Now let's sit back relax and wait for the fame. (Taps computer screen) I mean- Money.
Narrator: One day later... 
(The video gets 3 views, then somehow shrinks back to 1) 
Edd: (Frowns) Why aren't we getting more views? 
(Cut to the Internet CEO, watching the video) 
Internet CEO: (Impressed) WOWEE!! THIS IS FANTASTIC WHY, THIS COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DISCOVERY SINCE- (Silence) AIR... 
Internet CEO: I MUST ALERT THE WHOLE INTERNET RIGHT THIS SECOND!
Internet CEO: (Trips over a cord, pulling it) WHOOPS!! 
(The 'INTERNET HEADQUARTERS' building's power shuts down, and a part of it blows up) 
(Cut to the computer, now displaying an error page) 
Edd: (Rolls eyes) Well, that's just great. 
(Transition to Matt, Tom, Edd sitting around the table) 
Edd: If we want our film to make any money we'll need to put more planning and effort into it. 
(Matt and Tom looks flabbergasted) 
Edd: (Looks at them) Okay, just planning.. 
Tom: Okay- To make this work we're gunna have to split up. Because... You guys are lame. 
Tom: (Points at Matt) Matt, make us some special effects.
Tom: (Points at Edd) Edd, you find props. 
Tom: (Points at himself) I'll write the script, aaaannndd... 
Tom: (Points at a gray shoe) Shoe? You can find us a star. 
Matt: (Crosses arms) And who exactly put YOU in charge?! 
(The shoe smacks Matt in the face) 
Edd: (Smiling) You said it, Shoe! 
(Transition to Tom in his room, holding a pencil) 
Tom: Okay, Brain... Help me think of the best film idea ever.
Tom's brain: Yeaah! I'm a Brain! 
(Cuts to Tom's ideas) 
(John appears) 
Tom (O.S): Meet John, he's your average quantum physicist; and he's about to discover the true meaning of love as he's sent 200 years into the future to meet the girl of his dreams. 
John: (Stares deeply at 'Sally') I love you, Sally... 
Tom (O.S): But before he can get married, He's gunna have to battle the evil space cats that are invading.
Tom: Nah, that's stupid.. (Asks brain) What else you got? 
(Suzie appears) 
Tom (O.S): Suzie thought her life at the sandwich factory was everything she could of ever wanted; until she met the man of her dreams.
Suzie: (Stares deeply into 'Jeff') I love you, Jeff...
Tom (O.S): Now, she's on a magical adventure to find the mythical space cats of Spacey mountain. 
Tom: Nah, that's not right either... 
(Andy appears) 
Tom (O.S): Andy loved ducks so much, that one day he woke up to find out he had been turned INTO a duck.
Andy: (Turned into a duck) Oh no, I'm a duck... *quack*
Tom (O.S): Now, he's gotta find a way t- SPAACE CAATS 
Tom: Dammit Brain, these films suck! How do you expect me to write a good script with this trash?
Tom's brain: How about 'Space Cats?
Tom: Space Cats? 
Tom: (Smiles) That's brilliant! (Frowns) Why didn't I think of that?
Narrator: Meanwhile...
(Bright music plays as Edd and Matt finds props and make special effects in a montage) 
(Cut to the cast auditions, the Shoe in charge) 
Diwi: Romeo, oh Romeo. Why are you in my window? I think you're hot, Romeo. 
(The shoe shows disapproval, smoking a cigarette) 
Diwi: (A bit sad) Oh... Okay, let me try another one... 
(The shoe shows disapproval again) 
Diwi: (Tearing up) But I've spent my life training... 
(The shoe is unwavering) 
Diwi: But- 
(The shoe says something hurtful) 
Diwi: Don't say that!
Diwi: (Crys) You soulless monster! Why are you saying such things!? 
(Diwi walks out 'crying like a girl') 
Mike: *ahem* Ro- 
(The shoe shows disapproval) 
Mark: What? 
(The shoe is unwavering) 
Mike: But-
(The shoe won't change it's mind) 
Mike: Dammit.. 
(Transition to Laurel's audition) 
Laurel: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou, Romeo?
Laurel: Deny thy father and refuse thy name... *Mumbled* 
(The shoe's gaze falls on Laurel's shoes, dropping its cigarette, clearly in love with it) 
(Transition to Edd, Matt, Laurel, Tom) 
Edd: (Points at Laurel) Why did SHE get the part?
Tom: Well a girl WOULD add a little well needed sex appeal.
Matt: (Frowns) Nonsense! What about MY dvd? 
(Matt pulls out a DVD titled "MATT On MATT ACTION") 
(Everyone stares at the DVD, disgusted) 
Matt: (Frowns) What? 
Tom: Anyway it looks like he have everything we need.. Let's make a film! 
(Transition to a movie making montage) 
Matt: (Points at a UFO prop) Where d'you think they came from? The sky?! 
(The UFO falls on Matt) 
Matt: *Matt squeals* 
Laurel: (Looks at Edd) The space cats will kill us all! 
Edd: Kill us all?! 
Laurel: KILLUSAAWL! 
Edd: KILLASAW?! 
Laurel: KILUZSPEZSPA! 
Edd: FLURGERBLA? 
(Tom is holding onto the tank's gun while the turret spins around, launching a cannonball demolishing an house) 
Laurel: (Pointing up) Space cats! 
(Edd releases the cats on Laurel) 
(Laurel acts an operation on a cat; the cat lunges into her face) 
Laurel: (Holding Edd) I wonder what happened to those space cats? 
Edd: (Looks up) Well, you see that tiny spec up there in the night sky? 
Laurel: Yeah? 
Edd: (Frowns) That isn't them. They're dead. 
(The movie is finished, all of them watching it on the computer) 
Matt (In the movie): (Barges in) Mister President! 
(The president is the shoe) 
Matt (In the movie): (Barges in again) The space cats are back! 
(The president is surprised) 
Matt (In the movie): We need you to get you to safety! (Barges in again) 
Tom: Ehh, good enough. 
(Cut to a microwave, cooking a DVD) 
Tom: (Pulls out the DVD) The dvd's done! 
(Tom plays the DVD, everyone sitting on the sofa) 
Laurel: I can't wait to watch the finished film! I really enjoyed working with you guys! I think we made a great t- 
(The shoe smacks Laurel's head from the back, making her fall on to the floor, bleeding) 
Matt (In the movie): IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH! (Literally takes out trash) 
Edd (In the movie): LET'S ROCK AND ROLL! (Literally plays the drums) 
Laurel (In the movie): Guys? Seriously, attack the space cats! 
Edd (In the movie): Okay, space cats... LET'S DANCE! (Literally dances with an 'space cat') 
Narrator: One surprisingly long film later... 
Edd: That... was... Brilliant! 
(Laurel, unconscious and bleeding, is now being dragged out of the lounge by someone) 
Matt: I like the parts with ME best! 
Tom: I am so awesome. 
Edd: I sure hope everyone else likes it as much as we do... 
Tom: Yeah... But even if they don't, it's not the end of the world. 
(Cuts to the premiere of the movie, explosions and people running, screaming everywhere) 
Male: It's the end of the world! 
Female: That movie was terrible! 
Tom: See, this is why you guys should never listen to me. 
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