Heidi Becomes Princess (Astro Boy's Critic)

(We start off with Astro Boy doing some movies, games, and TV shows including VHS, DVD, and games.)
Astro Boy: Why does Halloween always have to come after this Labor Day?
(Astro Boy has picked up a VHS of The Wild Swans (1984, RCA/Columbia Home Video).)
Astro Boy: Oh, my, I thought I had these expensive after our money left. Well, we'll soon fix that.
(Pero gets Astro Boy's attention. The camera cuts to his face)
Astro Boy: What?!
Pero: Hey, I'm Pero! Don't be upset. Today's the greatest day ever! In fact, let's give each other gifts! (yanks the VHS out of Astro Boy's hand) Ha!
Astro Boy: HEY!
Pero: Don't forget it!
(Pero dashes off, while Astro Boy tries to chase him)
Astro Boy: Get back here! (Astro Boy gets sucked into some sort of hole) WHOA!
(Cut to Astro Boy falling down into someplace)
Astro Boy: WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA-!
(The screen cuts to black and then we see a groaning Astro Boy wake up to see Elisa.)
Astro Boy: What the...? My... the maiden of Heidi.
Elisa: Hello, my name is Elisa. Are you quite alright?
Astro Boy: Yeah, fine. I was just looking for a-
Elisa: A cat in boots?
Astro Boy: Y-yeah...
Elisa: Carrying a hard-to-find VHS?
Astro Boy: Yeah!
Elisa: And you escaped from the Toei's fairy tale hoping that if you bring him back, it will prove me she's a witch, or into the world that you're not a psychotic maniac?
Astro Boy: That's a hard no, but two out of three ain't good. So have you seen him?
Elisa: Oh, yes, that way.
(Pero waves, laughs before running away)
Astro Boy: Hey!
(And a chase begins as Astro Boy chases Pero while Elisa quickly follows robot. They soon reach a door.)
Astro Boy: Oh, what's going on here? What is this? Some sort of Narnia?
Elisa: You're not too far off, actually.
(Astro Boy opens the door)
Elisa: It's the Wild Swans land.
(Astro Boy is clearly shocked at all the Wild Swans' visuals)
Astro Boy: Oh, great!
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Astro Boy: You go in front of me while I start the review.
Elisa: Very good. (leaves)
Astro Boy: (to the audience) She seemed so nice! (follows her)
(Footage from the movie is shown)
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(Heidi climbs up the muddy mountain and calls for Morla several times. The mountain starts moving and he grabs a tree branch. The branch breaks and he slides down the mountain, hurting his shoulder. She lands in the swamp ground below and turns and crawls away to a tree nearby that faces the mountain.)
Astro Boy (vo): When Heidi calls the infamous Morla—not really explaining why—as the turtle head comes out of the mountain and faced him!
(a giant turtle head coming out of the mountain, causing Heidi (Elisa) to scream' 'suddenly, the footage of the short screaming in fear and panic of Bastian from "The NeverEnding Story", Roxanne from "A Goofy Movie", SpongeBob and Patrick Star from "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie", and Dr. James Harvey from "Casper" are added as Morla looks surprisingly at him!)
Astro Boy: Wow! I don't know how you make a dramatic scary Morla, but you found a way!
Bastian (from The NeverEnding Story): But that's impossible, they couldn't have heard me.
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Astro Boy: It's like if Elisa, and we suddenly came across a threat.
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