McMilitary

This page describes a group.
The McMilitary, previously known simply as the McDonald's Forces, is the McDonald's military. It is lead by the Chief Spicebagger (abbreviated as CSBgr.), the highest rank attainable in the McMilitary, which is currently held by Cold Ham Peter. 
McDonald's troops are widely equipped with pipe bombs, with many preferring them over more conventional explosives such as hand grenades. They are also characterized by their casual nature and distinctive Piss Yellow and Piss Red uniforms. More recently, the McMilitary has adopted the Poop Brown and Poop Green camo patterns. Spice bags are a staple food item served to soldiers within the McMilitary. Spice bag rations are highly sought after to those McDonald's exports to.
In the 1970's, McDonald's forces conducted Operation Slim Chicken. This operation lasted for several years and mainly resulted in an alliance with Doritos against Evil Lay's, the death of McDonald, and the creation of the Chicken Legend.
File:Cpl. Carl Tether.jpg|Cpl. Carl Tether stationed in Africa in 1984. He is wearing the poop brown uniform, the pattern of which was taken from pictures of real poop.
File:Officer Sean Finglas .jpg|Officer Sean Finglas guarding Brasil Island in standard Poop Green uniform.
File:Cold hamn.png|Two McDonald's soldiers, Cpt. Thirsker Paul (left) and Cpl. Cold Ham Peter (right), wearing the Piss Yellow and Piss Red uniform during Operation Slim Chicken. This was one of the earliest uses of the uniform colors.
Real footage of a McDonald's soldier in training.