JLongbone

Lauren Anjia Pittman (born: ), better known online as JLongbone, is a YouTuber known for her commentary videos and her dramatic readings of bad comics. She also appears on the Every Frame A Pause podcast with E;R and MauLer.
==Content==
JLongBone is anti social justice, anti feminism, anti political correctness and routinely mocks the far left. She has expressed frustration at Steven Universe's Racism PSAs and routinely mocks it, stating that while she's all for celebrating black accomplishments, she hates that the PSAs deliberately lied and manipulated the truth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6SsPLc38XI&t=15s&ab_channel=JLongbone She has been accused of being transphobic, but she clarified that she hates cis people who co-opt transgender people for attention.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us5SGRZkv60&ab_channel=JLongbone She has also been critical of Joe Biden, though who she really voted for is unclear. On Tumblr she sometimes engages in political discourse, where she is critical of the regressive left and the Obama administration.
Lauren became known for her Batwoman reaction videos around 2019, where she would watch the show with her viewers and mock several features of it. She is critical of it and other CW shows, featuring their leaked Powerpuff Girls script in one of her streams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaRBK8LJGAA&t=213s She is also the host of Night of Cringe, a series dedicated to discussing cringeworthy topics, especially if the topics center around different media.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us5SGRZkv60&t=10509s
She actually started out as a commentary channel and would watch tv shows along with her viewers, while giving her two cents on them, with her first commentary being on Turmoil.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlijBMKYRdI For some time her reactions were primarily focused on SVU episodes. The channel was also a way for her to practice her video editing skills, and she would upload short edits from time to time. She would also make fan videos/fan trailers for shows and movies she liked, and then moved to being a movie reviewer before finding a niche commentary and reaction. She has also reviewed comics and would upload the occasional shitpost.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI9dZ_F6g7whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpi8Zu-j4WU 
For a short while, she had a series called JPlays where she played games like Resident Evil and Guts of Glory.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z16od7LiW6I However nowadays she occasionally plays games in her streams. 
==Quotes==
*(About Charles Wallace in 2018 A Wrinkle In Time) "He looks like young Ben Shapiro"
*"Tell us more, you crude paper cutout!"
*"I'm starting a petition to have those who still use "babygirl" sent to Guantanamo Bay"
*"I hope Mouse kills Alice"
*(In response to the question "What is your guys obsession with skulls?")https://youtu.be/YSmoeR018q4?t=78 "Um...we were born with them?"
*"Brie darling if you're watching this I mean a comedic straight man not an actual straight you know you're a good kid-forget it I sincerely doubt the queen of Hollywood feminism lady Lord summer zine would be so callous as to allow the female protagonist in her directorial debut to become a filthy stereotype am I right"
*"Clarice Starling got j--z thrown in her f-cking face, faced-off with Hannibal Lecter, but a couple d-bags making a "lotion in the basket" joke was her breaking point? Alex Kurtzman can kiss the broad side of my black a--"
*"Why can't Steven Universe STAY cancelled?"
*"Hello students and welcome to leftist sociopathy 101 I am professor J longbowlocust Aurelius the third"
*"He would suck that other guy's rc--k just to taste her p---y juices one last time"
*"He's the James Corden of children"
==Trivia==
*She has one sister.
*She has a crush on Henry Cavill.
==Gallery==
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==References==
Category:Commentary YouTubers
Category:Film YouTubers
Category:Gaming YouTubers
Category:Book-narrating YouTubers
Category:Review YouTubers
Category:American YouTubers
Category:Users who joined in 2009