Alex Trebek vs Nostradamus

Host of syndicated NBC game show, Alex Trebek, and the Renaissance apothecary and famed predictor of big events, Nostradamus, rap against each other to see who can foresee their game show coming out on top.
Ken Jennings speaks in this colour
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Instrumental: Blast by Tristan
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
ALEX TREBEK
VS
NOSTRADAMUS
BEGIN!
===Alex Trebek:===
This is verbal war! Let's meet today's opponent!
A French fortune cookie coming up short like Napoleon
And I'm your host Alex; answers the category "Victors"
Went from Music Hop straight to the top and the Odds are against this Wizard!
I've rocked TV since '84, you've been irrelevant for Centuries
I doubt with your gout you could step to me, now you've put yourself in Jeopardy!
Compare my show, alluring, to your stories, vague and boring
Your most accurate prediction was expiring by the morning
===Nostradamus:===
The prophet and the show host in a bout, I'll smack him as fast as he inebriates
When I knock the crap out your sailor mouth, all Canada will have left is Bieber and Drake
And if that quatrain was a strain on your pitiful brain, allow me to explain the facts
When it comes to attacking talentless hacks, this gangster Frank's got the Alma-knack
Yes, you have that plaque, but it isn't worth Pat Sa-Jack, I blow minds with the foretellings I'm penning
Predict atomic bombings and September the Eleventh, son I'm winning on repeat like my name was Ken Jennings
But honestly, the apothecary from Saint-Rémy need no prophecy
To know that at the point this conflict ceases, you'll be left standing in your boxer briefs
===Alex Trebek:===
Yes, you're a High Roller, but there's a Truth I've got to Tell
That exactly as you know of yourself, your raps are going off to hell
===Nostradamus:===
I'm divine! I divine! Step out of line and like a lion
In the prime of his time, I'll leave this elder cruelly dying!
===Alex Trebek:===
You might think you're a worthy Challenger, but you'll crash and burn like a shuttle
So don't think you can Dare to diss me, I'm dealing out a dope Daily Double
And trust me, I've met with many a contestant, so as a test, take a guess at this question
"This Fraud of a Frenchman has a penchant for senseless, pedestrian, tenuous pretention"
BUZZER Who is Michel de Nostradame? Slammed the buzzer so hard, coulda lost an arm
Fought heart attacks hard and warred with Nerdcore so a pompous frog's not a cause for alarm
Take it from my Emmies and the Walk of Fame, you're condemned by academics while I'm challenging the brain
You can see the future clear as day, so you claim, yet I won the jackpot and you're out of the game
===Nostradamus:===
I'll rebut this canuck with astronomical candour, this rap category is one you can't answer
I should be battling stars, I'm an MC of truly galactic standards (ha!)
Don't dismiss this as fiction, I'm keeping it real! This un-Fortunate gonze is asleep at the Wheel
So Let's Make a Deal: if you yield, you won't feel the burns even my plague doctor skills can't heal
You're too old for this shizz, so behold the physician of diss-dishing whose taking a hold of this quiz
My influence is so bold and so big, that Psy became a sign of the apocalypse
I'm really no saint, but that 'stache was a sin! You read off the cards and you still couldn't win
So stick to the horses, put down the gin, 'cause I'll send you off crying like the kids backstage been
===Announcer:===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
(A Jeopardy question is shown with the first three words)
EPIC RAP BATTLES
What is...
(The remaining words pop up)
OF HISTORY
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WHO WON?
Alex Trebek
Nostradamus
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