The Mr. Rabs Movie

The Mr. Rabs Movie is the first film about The Mr. Rabs Show. In this movie, SpingeBill destroys the entire planet and kidnaps Squiddard Music, Meanwhile, Evil Mr. Rabs gets addicted to ketamine while QuackersClocks weeds the time out by watching Molly McGee. Meanwhile, Znail Fail complains like he always does. Can The Mr. Rabs gang save everybody?
==Transcript==
*[The movie begins with Then bends walking into a shed in somebody's backyard. There is a shot of a book being seen on a table. The book reads “The Mr. Rabs Movie.”]
*Then bends: There it is… for so long I’ve been waiting to find the script to this movie, and I’ve finally found it!
*[He opens the book]
*Then bends: Ooh! It’s a pop-up book too! Well, time to read it, once and for all. Mr. Rabs and the gang were having a normal day, until something appeared behind the dumpster…
*[Then bends reading the book transitions to The Patty Shack]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: [Laughing] RongeRob, can you cook us up some more patties?
*RongeRob: Absolutely!
*[RongeRob goes back to his cooking station, but hears a strange noise behind the dumpster]
*RongeRob: I think I just heard something. Better go check it out.
*[As he walks out of the door, he is stopped by Mr. Rabs]
*Mr. Rabs: RongeRob, you know I didn’t give you the day off!
*RongeRob: I know, I just heard a weird noise behind the dumpster.
*Mr. Rabs: Eh? A weird noise? I’ll check it out with you.
*RongeRob: Thanks, Mr. Rabs!
*[Cut to The Dumpster, only as the noise originally happened. The dumpster is seen as normal, when suddenly, there is a strange flash of colors and light. The dumpster is slightly burnt due to this]
*SpingeBill: [Yawn] What day is it? What universe am I in?
*[He looks around]
*SpingeBill: I’ve seen this place before..
*[He walks away, and tries to find answers]
*[RongeRob and Mr. Rabs walk by, and see nothing has changed, besides the small burn in the dumpster]
*Mr. Rabs: I think a meteor landed here!
*RongeRob: How can you tell?
*Mr. Rabs: Look! The dumpster burnt up!
*RongeRob: Oh, I see! That’s very cool! Oh, well, I’ll go back to making the Rabby Patties!
*[Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs’ restaurant]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: [Crying] I can’t ever steal that stupid Rabby Patty formula! I’m never going to get my revenge on Mr. Rabs! [Crying]
*[As he walks out, sadly, he sees a billboard]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Ketamine Chips, eh? I think I might take a bite of them!
*[Bubble transition to Bikini Bottom Mall]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: I’d like one order of Ketamine Chips!
*Cashier Guy: [Gets a bag] That’ll be.. $2.50.
*Evil Mr. Rabs: I kinda forgot my wallet in my car. Can I go get it real quick?
*Cashier Guy: Absolutely.
*[Evil Mr. Rabs grabs the chips out of his hands and runs off]
*Cashier Guy: Hey!
*[As he is running away, the mall officers start chasing him]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: [Opens the bag, and starts throwing the Ketamine Chips at the officers, deterring them]
*Mall Officer #1: Ow! My eyeball!
*Fred: [As a chip lands on his leg] My leg!
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Hahahahahaha! You foolish cops won’t ever stop me!
*[As he gets out of the mall and runs to his car, his car breaks down]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Shit! My car broke down! What ever shall I do?
*[Suddenly, SpingeBill walks by]
*SpingeBill: Hey, I’m kind of new to this place, could you show me around?
*Evil Mr. Rabs: No, get out of here!
*SpingeBill: [Walks away, sad]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: [Reads the package] “Can also fix cars?” That’s great!
*[He throws some on the gas pedal, and the car is fixed immediately]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: It’s go time!
*[He steps on the gas, and drives off, hitting the officers around his car]
*Mall Officer #1: Ow!
*[Cut to QuackersClocks]
*QuackersClocks: [Walking around in a Walmart] The DVD section! My favorite! Let’s see if there’s any shows here I can buy for cheap!
*[He sees a DVD that reads “Molly McGee”]
*QuackersClocks: Molly McGee, eh?
*[He thinks to himself]
*QuackersClocks: Even though nobody else likes it, I think I’ll give it a shot!
*[He grabs the DVD]
*Narrator: Later…
*QuackersClocks: [Puts the DVD in his player]
*[The DVD starts up, and he starts to watch the episodes]
*QuackersClocks: Wow! This show’s great! I can’t see why anybody hates it!
*[Cut to SF99, who is watching him from outside]
*SF99: Some people…
*[Squiddard Music walks by]
*Squiddard Music: Hey, SF99!
*SF99: Oh, hey Squiddard!
*[Cut to SpingeBill]
*SpingeBill: I’ve seem to have landed in the asshole universe, and I’m tired of it! That’s it! I’m destroying this planet now!
*[He walks by Squiddard]
*SpingeBill: Starting with killing this guy!
*[He jumps on top of Squiddard, who tries to put up a fight, but is too weak to defeat him]
*Squiddard Music: SF99, save me!
*SF99: Fear not, Squiddard! I’ll save you!
*[SF99 runs towards SpingeBill, and tries to get Squiddard Music outside of his grasp, however, he fails, and is kicked away by SpingeBill]
*SF99: This is terrible! Who could I call about this? I know! Mr. Rabs!
*[Bubble transition to The Patty Shack]
*SF99: And that’s what happened!
*Mr. Rabs: That’s not very good.
*RongeRob: That must’ve been the source of the burn marks!
*Znail Fail: How did you get to that conclusion? This movie makes no sense, it’s so bad! Now wonder this show is being canceled!
*Mr. Rabs: All you ever do is complain!
*EmpLemon: That’s my line!
*Znail Fail: Where did you come from!
*RongeRob: Woah, woah! This isn’t the point of this! We need to help save Squiddard, and defeat SpingeBill!
*[Suddenly, Evil Mr. Rabs walks in]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: I didn’t know I could breathe in space!
*Mr. Rabs: Are you ok?
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Me? Oh yeah, I’m more than ok, Mr. Alien.
*Mr. Zabs: I know what’s happening here. He ate those Ketamine chips. It’s not really Ketamine, it’s just a bunch of chemicals that make you see things and be happy.
*Mr. Rabs: That's not good.
*[Suddenly, he has an idea]
*Mr. Rabs: Wait… maybe we can use Ketamine Chips… to defeat SpingeBill!
*[Suddenly, QuakersClocks walks in]
*Slightly Altered Version Of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Who’s the duck?
*QuackersClocks: I have just seen the best show ever! Molly McGee!
*Mr. Labs: Maybe we can use the Ketamine Chips to save him too.
*Dog Huh: Huh?
*[The gang looks, confused]
*Mr. Blabs: What the hell am I looking at?
*Mr. Rabs: It’s a dog, saying huh.
*RongeRob: Oh, I see! I’ll charge up the incinerator!
*Dog Huh: Huh?
*Znail Fail: And why are you guys going to kill a dog!?
*Mr. Rabs: Look, I don’t know what’s going on either. All I know is that we have to save QuackersClocks from Molly McGee, Defeat SpingeBill, and save Squiddard Music!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: But how will we do that?
*Mr. Rabs: I think I have a plan!
*[Bubble transition to his garage]
*RongeRob: So, this is the plan: Mr. Eabs, you go in front of SpingeBill’s secret base.
*Mr. Eabs: How did he build a base in such short notice?
*RongeRob: Hey, don’t ask me, ask him.
*[Shot of Brody Foxx, famous YouTuber behind the “Yo Mama” Youtube channel]
*Brody Foxx: Yo Mama so STUPID!
*All: SHUT UP!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Let RongeRob say his plan! If he were Donald Trump, I’d not even say anything!
*RongeRob: Anyway, you go in front of the base as a distraction. Mr. Rabs 2.0, while he’s distracted, you sneak in and free Squiddard. Mr. Zabs, you get Squiddard and run off!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: I just stay there?
*RongeRob: No, you’ll leave with Mr. Zabs!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, ok.
*Mr. Rabs: Am I involved in the plot of this part?
*RongeRob: You’ve had enough lines already.
*Mr. Blabs: Now let’s go defeat SpingeBill!
*All: Yeah!
*[Transition to SpingeBill’s base]
*Mr. Eabs: [Knocks on the door]
*SpingeBill: What do you want?
*Mr. Eabs: I’m kind of lonely, can we converse over some tea?
*My Melody: I made it!
*SpingeBill: Aw, what a cute rabbit. Alright, I guess we can converse over some tea!
*[They walk onto SpingeBill’s front porch]
*Kuromi: Grr… My Melo
*[Cut to inside the base]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Alright, where’s Squiddard?
*[Shot of Squiddard, sleeping inside of a cage]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Squiddard! Squiddard!
*[Squiddard wakes up]
*Squiddard Music: Oh, hey Mr. Rabs 2.0. What are you doing here?
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: I’m here to free you!
*Squiddard Music: That’s great!
*[Mr. Rabs 2.0 unties the rope holding the cage, and opens the door, letting Squiddard out]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Gee, nothing could go wrong now-
*[Suddenly, a metal pipe falls from the sky]
*[Cut to outside]
*SpingeBill: I think I heard a noise. I’ll go check on it.
*Mr. Eabs: Oh ok!
*[SpingeBill goes inside]
*Mr. Eabs: Mr. Rabs! Code 12! Code 12!
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs, listening to Mr. Eabs through a walkie talkie]
*Mr. Rabs: This isn’t good. There’s been a code 12.
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Code 12! Oh no!
*QuackersClocks: Could you guys be quiet! I’m trying to watch Molly McGee!
*[Suddenly, Evil Mr. Rabs steps out, with a bag of Ketamine Chips in his hand]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Not to worry! I will save the Robot man!
*[He jumps out the window, and collapses]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh boy.
*[Cut to inside]
*SpingeBill: Hey! What are you doing here?
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: I’m just a dancing toy robot, who has made a mistake and tripped!
*SpingeBill: Oh, ok.
*Squiddard Music: Run!
*SpingeBill: Not on my watch!
*[He stretches his arm extremely long and grabs Squiddard, throwing him back into the cage.]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: I guess I’ll be going!
*[He disappears]
*SpingeBill: [Scratching his head] Huh.
*[Cut to later. Mr. Rabs and RongeRob are sitting in Jellyfish fields]
*Mr. Rabs: [Crying] It’s the end of the world! SpingeBill kidnapped Squiddard, and now he’s going to destroy the earth!
*RongeRob: [Pats Mr. Rabs back] It’s going to be ok. At least we got Quackers to stop watching Molly McGee, and Evil Mr. Rabs is back to normal!
*Mr. Rabs: You don’t get it! We won’t be able to enjoy them being back to normal because we’re all going to die in a couple of seconds.
*[The two cry. Suddenly, everything turns into ice and becomes chrome]
*SpingeBill: I guess I’m done here. I’ll just go back home and-
*[Suddenly, a time machine appears]
*Mr. Rabs: Not so fast!
*SpingeBill: What the- you just- I thought I-
*SpongeBob: Hey! That guy looks like me!
*Mr. Rabs: You three stay in the Time Machine. I’m going to defeat this guy.
*Patrick: Alright!
*[He closes the door]
*SpingeBill: You can’t defeat me!
*Mr. Rabs: [Shoots him with a gun, instantly killing him. He blows on the top of it] That was easy. Now, to restore everything back to how it was!
*[Phineas and Ferb appear out of nowhere]
*Phineas: Hey, Mr. Rabs. You hired us for what reason?
*Mr. Rabs: Make everything go back to normal!
*Phineas: Alright!
*[Montage of them fixing everything with that song that plays whenever they do something]
*Mr. Rabs: Thanks for fixing everything, bye!
*[Mr. Rabs goes back into the Time Machine, and disappears]
*RongeRob: [Patting Mr. Rabs] Huh? The world didn’t end?
*Mr. Rabs: I guess it didn’t! [Chuckles]
*RongeRob: So maybe there’s a good ending after all!
*[The two laugh.]
*[The end.]
*Then bends: [Closes the book] Worst book ever.
*[Cut to black]
*[Credits with the music "Ocean Man" play]
== Trivia ==
* Originally, SpongeBob, Patrick and Osama bin Laden were meant to have a role in this film.
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