Waldo the Antarctican Squid Hunter

Waldo the Antarctican Squid Hunter is a perplexing individual known to live on the eastern banks of Antarctica, though since east is relative when at the south pole, nobody really knows where that is. He hunts and eats squids as a hobby and occupation, though his true passion is finding the Titanic Squid rumored to live near Antarctica. His belief is that the Titanic Squid will guide him to the meaning of life due to its rumored teleneuroticism and ability to bend the rules of reality. He also apparently kills people as a hobby, and is rumored to store their remains in old canned fruit containers. It is known that he has some sort of past with Xykeb Zraliv, but both refuse to talk about what transpired between them. 
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