Fangs For The Memories

an adventure starring Firebreathing Kittens Oryn Spice, Cade Ghostbane, and Olive Muhdo. 
Description: After receiving a rather unusual quest summons, Oryn, Cade, and Olive find themselves soaked and muddy in a far-off land without as much as a guidebook. Have they bitten off more than they can chew? Are they even the heroes their business cards say they are? 
Setting: Östravia
Characters: 
* Berholdt
* Count Weissnacht 
* Albrecht
Plot Summary: Oryn receives a letter, but it's black and has a seal of a bat on it. He opens it, but he, Cade, and Olive don't know how to interpret what's written inside. They take it to Nulisag, who explains that a few years ago, the guilds organized into a union, but Firebreathing Kittens didn't join because Nulisag didn't want to pay union dues. But he tells them where the union hall is. They head over to the union hall of Niqamui, which is a round building with a copper dome and big windows. Inside, there is a large onyx platform with a tablet next to it. Around the wall of this circular building are stands and flags. Each stand has a different flag/emblem. The adventurers walk onto the onyx platform and teleport into mud. Oryn's hair snakes get teleportation sickness and he falls into the mud. Olive plops down next to him as if this were a mud party, in an attempt to cheer him up. It works a bit. They head into the tavern they see, which is called The Final Embrace. Cade and Olive drink mead and Oryn takes out his ballet shoes and dances. Berholdt stands up and gives a speech about going tomorrow to kill the Count. Even though they're all going to die doing it, they're going to do it because the Count has been stealing their livestock. The Count has also taken Albrecht, Berholdt's brother. Mistaken for the Sanguinista Guild, our heroes are all assumed to be willing to go tomorrow to fight as well. Fight and die, Berholdt says. We gotta. The party excuses themselves to 'sleep' for the night in the empty house across the muddy street. They sneak to the castle, try to talk to Count Weissnacht, fail to make friends, fight, and win. 
Memorable Quotes: "Mother's milk tastes far too bloody today."
Category:Episodes