My Thoughts on Marco 5: Epilogue

I finally watched it... it was not good.
But, it was kinda fun.
Not to mention the Diamond Road scene, in which Marco and the gang somehow have the ability to defy gravity by riding go-karts in space.
Fans were divided over this (em, disasterpiece?); critics hated it.
But I kind of loved it.
Some critics are wrong about this film:
"Marco 5: Epilogue is more of a frenzy, but not in a good way. It lacks wit, charm, or any substance other than the subtleness of a rocket engine that can be powered by using flatulence jokes."
"Anaya Animation at its absolute worst."
"This somehow feels like a cheap budget version of Marvel's recent releases and a horror film, severely masqueraded by the assumption that artificial intelligence is rather pointless, in the form of a juice binging scumbag."
However, others were right:
"A sequel that feels akin to another rote, by-the-numbers version of Raiders mixed with the Terminator films and a dash of Star Trek. Yes, be warned that there is actually a Patrick Stewart cameo."
"Let's face it. This movie kind of sucks, but not for the very reasons one might think. If the infamous Saving Private Ryan scene gives you the feeling of pain, then I don't know what else could give you such feelings."
=== The critic scores are at a dismal 21% on Rotten Tomatoes with an audience score of 49% ===
But it's not really THAT bad.
Sure, the last two acts of the film may have been the most bizarre, ridiculous 72 minutes of my life, but I'll give them credit for introducing a cute little robot named Rob the Camerabot. They could've given him more screen time. He was the legitimate star of the show.
Also, the captain lady is such a well-written character, hands down. She made the movie for me.
She's a pirate, a beret-wearing superspy, an Arab in disguise, and a coffee shop owner all at once. And she's pretty cool.
Oh, and of course Orbit makes an appearance. He does breakdancing.
The Diamond Road scene was pretty awesome, don't deny it.
And some jokes were actually genuine and funny, like the one where AI can't seem to fit a crown on his head because of him being technology.
Plus the one joke where said captain lady shows Marco her expired espionage license:
Marco: "I might get you a new one, but I'm already on the verge of retirement," despite his young age.
Now, the rest of the movie...
Yeah, it's totally ridiculous to see how bad this movie turned out to be. The plot is nothing short of wasted potential, jumping the shark between scenes and giving other characters that were essential to the franchise less screen time. That includes Pepe and the original crew, Joaquin & Emiliano, and most of the other characters who