Fluminox vs. Terabyte

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Commander Flash is standing on top of his desk, rattling chains. He always rattles chains when he is mad.
Flash: WHY?! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE FLUMINOX?!
Rose: Please, Commander, you must calm yourself. Fluminox is one of the most powereful-
Flash: BUT HE BEAT MY SERVANT, THE GREAT DEVOURER!
DJ: But he never was your servant.
Flash: You're right... HE WAS MY SLAVE!
Hoodwink: He was?!
Flash: YES!! Anyway, I must calm myself.
Flash gets down from the desk.
Flash: Anyway, I have sent Streak to eradicate the pesky Pyramid Staff. Those nincompoops are the scourge of Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid. Spike, DJ, Brawn, I want you three to watch the match and report to me what happens. Go!
They leave.
Rose: Commander, I don't want to be a princess. I want to be a-
Flash: QUIET! YOU'LL REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY! Oh dear... By now, the users will have already guessed our identies...
Rose: Sorry.
Flash: Anyway, I want you and Hoodwink to guard Amset-Ra.
Rose: Yes, Commander.
Flash: Terabyte has to win... or else...
Meanwhile...
Amset-Ra: How long have I been tied to this chair? When will help arrive? When will Nexo Knights be released?
Rose and Hoodwink enter.
Rose: You've been tied to that chair for at least two weeks, help will never arrive, and, uh, Nexo Knights, I don't know... (sweat, sweat)
Hoodwink: One month!
Amset-Ra: Two of those answers seemed negative...
Elsewhere...
Terabyte: Sorry to leave on short notice, but Commandosaur voted me in to fight Fluminox.
Dr. Inferno: That's okay. Good luck on your match!
Terabyte leaves just as Streak enters.
Streak: So we meet face to face, Pyramid Staff. Which one of you is the leader?
Dr. Inferno raises his hand.
Streak: Dr. Inferno, I presume? When I'm through with you, your new boss will be my boss.
Dr. Inferno: You'll never get away with that! Get him, everyone!
And other groups are looking for Amset-Ra...
Group A
Pharaoh Hotep: So this is Theed?
The Doctor: Indeed. We are now in the point of time shortly before the Battle of Naboo.
Jar Jar: Heyo, boyos! Issa mesa, Jar Jar Binks!
Pharaoh Hotep: I should have seen that one coming.
Jar Jar: Mesa general of Gungan Grand Army!
Jar Jar joins the army, and they leave for the Great Grassy Plains.
The Doctor: Here come the Trade Federation vehicles...
Pharaoh Hotep: What are those among them?
The Doctor: You're right, Mr. Hotep! Those are Daleks! Let's go!
Group B
Sir Fangar: Where is our glooooooorious pharaoh?
Pythor: I don't know. What I do know isssss that the Great Devourer losssssst lassssssst match.
Group C
Great Pharaoh Amuntakken: My grandson? Missing?! We must find him right away!
ProMatter: Well put, great pharaoh amuntakken. let's go.
Caila: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid. One of our very own Pyramid Staff members is returning for this battle. Can you guess who he is?
Audience: TEE-VEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caila: You would have Frenzy-itis if it ever existed. Nope, not him.
Terry: Terabyte?
Caila: Give the bug a prize! That's right, it's Terabyte! Tonight, you get to see a match between wisdom and genius!
Skylor: Announce the fighters already!
Caila: OK, OK! In the Red Corner is the wise Phoenix king, Fluminox!
Fluminox: In order to truly accomplish the art of fighting, one must eliminate the Pyramid Staff's computer genius.
Caila: In the Blue Corner is the world-renowned hacker, Terabyte!
Terabyte: Technically, this is an easy fight! All I have to do is hack your speech and embarass you!
Fluminox: The Phoenix king will now plan wisely, given his opponent's plan.
Terabyte: D'oh!
Hitomi: Grandpa, can I become a real Exo-Force warrior if I predict this fight?
Sensei Keiken: You already are a warrior, Hitomi.
Hitomi: Oh. Right. Well, both fighters are brilliant in their own way. I don't think Terabyte will be able to carry out his plan, and Fluminox will incinerate him. Therefore, I believe Fluminox will win.
Terabyte: Just you wait and see about that!
Hitomi: Wanna bet?
Terabyte: Um...
Caila: Pippin, do the honors.
Pippin: Brawl!
DING DING DING!
Fluminox: It is recommended that the initial move of a fighter is to charge directly at his opponent.
Terabyte: I don't think so!
H4XX!
Terabyte: The initial move of the Phoenix king is to perform a certain chicken dance. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fluminox: The Phoenix king is mortified.
Terabyte: And eliminated!
Fluminox: The Phoenix king does not take insults lightly. To obtain true success, the glorious form of the Phoenix king will now build his temple.
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!
Fluminox: The light at the end of the tunnel is near.
Terabyte: I'm so sorry you decieved yourself. The light at the end of the tunnel is really my hacker beam!
H4XX!
Fluminox: Smart people will not hack their opponent's speech. The Phoenix king will now take to the skies.
FWOOOSH!
Terabyte: Uh-oh.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Terabyte: Now look what you've done. You've fried the circuits of my mech. On the bright side, it's twenty below outside. Thanks for warming us up!
Icepaw: Ya dawg
Icebite: Rly dude
Strainor: What's their deal?
Stealthor: Thanks to that latest attack, their sppech has been perma-hacked by Terabyte.
Strainor: Oh.
Terabyte: It ain't over till it's over!
Fluminox: And it is indeed over.
FWOOOOOOOM!
Terabyte: YAAAAG!
Pippin: It looks like Fluminox is our-
Terabyte: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Pippin: HOT HOT HOT!
Fluminox: And now, if his opponents will excuse him, the Phoenix king is on his way to obtaining three wins in a row.
Terabyte: Ha! While you were busy gloating, I just rebuilt my mech!
Fluminox: Out of what? the Phoenix king asked.
Terabyte: You're right... Oh, and we already have a narrator.
Fluminox: The Phoenix king does not care. His opponent is as the ashes of a burnt tree.
Terabyte: And you are as the ashes of a-
CRASH!
Voom Voom: KA-VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Fluminox: The Phoenix king hates intruders.
Voom Voom: Did I come at a bad time?
Terabyte: Yes. I mean, you're just in time!
Voom Voom: For what?
H4XX!
Voom Voom: AAAAHHHH!
FREEZE!
Caila: Whoa! Did you see that?! Terabyte shot down Voom Voom and he landed on Fluminox! He's down!
KA-CHINK!
Caila: Um... I take back that last sentence.
Fluminox: The Phoenix king's heart burns as the sun.
Terabyte: What?! Your heart burns the sun?! Technically, that's impossible!
Fluminox: Perhaps, the Phoenix king mused, his opponent does not understand the meanings of his proverbs. Anyhow, his opponent will be eradicated in due time.
Terabyte: Fat chance!
H4XX!
Fluminox: How did the Phoenix king's opponent hack him without his mech?
Terabyte: Martian Madness magic.
Fluminox: That figures, the Phoenix king said.
Terabyte: Whoa, this must be the longest battle this season! Oh well, it will soon end... IN MY FAVOR!
Fluminox: The Phoenix king does not agree with his opponent.
Terabyte: Perhaps, then, you'll agree with my blaster?
Fluminox: The Phoenix king nominates the Flying Phoenix Fire Temple to agree with his opponent's blaster.
Terabyte: Ha! You just made a fool of yourself! In front of 10,000 people!
Fluminox: At least no one will see the Phoenix king blushing.
Terabyte: I need another Voom Voom...
Fluminox: Flinx, the Phoenix king's son, you will inherit all of the Phoenix king's opponent's possessions when he is defeated by the Phoenix king.
Terabyte: That's nineteen time you said "The Phoenix king"! Now I get to blast you nineteen times!
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!
Fluminox: Ugh... The Phoenix king... is finished...
Pippin: Terabyte wins!
Terabyte: I hope I don't face Kai again...
In the stands...
Trendsetter: Shadowy helmeted figures, eh? That's, like, old-school! Those huys appeared in William Plate's novel Oranges and Peaches. Are you really, like, from that book?
DJ: No. We're from the fut-
Spike: Quiet! You'll give us away!
Hoodwink: Plus, the users might find out about us!
DJ: Oh.
Trendsetter: So you're the Angry Birds from, like, 2016?
DJ: NO.
Spike: Let's go.
Commander Flash is playing LEGO Dimensions.
Flash: They have to return soon. It's fifteen minutes past the battle.
Streak enters.
Streak: Guess what? I beat the Pyramid Staff!
Flash: Yes!
Streak: Well, I would have, if they hadn't gotten away.
Flash: No!
Streak: Also, DJ, Hoodwink, and Spike are at the cafeteria.
Flash: No!
Streak: And DJ neaely revealed our identities.
Flash: No!
Streak: Terabyte won!
Flash: Yes!
The door breaks down, revealing Sir Fangar and Pythor!
Pythor: Where is Amsssssset-Ra?
Flash: No! I mean, hold it right there. Are you two members of the Pyramid Staff?
Pythor: Technically.
Sir Fangar: We are one of four gloooooorious groups looking for Amset-Ra.
KA-CHUNK!
Sir Fangar and Pythor: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Flash: One group down, three to go.
Moments before, in Group B...
Pythor: Look, Ssssssir Fangar, there are TARDISSSSSS officcccccers going into the cafeteria.
Sir Fangar: I see them. Let's attack them!
Soon, Hoodwink, DJ, and Spike are tied up, back to back.
DJ: What was that for?!
Spike: That was nasty!
Hoodwink: I'm calling Commander Flash!
Pythor: Look who hasssss your cccccccell phone.
Hoodwink: *gulp*
Sir Fangar: You will tell us all we want to know.
Spike: Don't tell them a peep.
DJ: We won't tell you a peep!
Hoodwink: Yeah! Not a peep!
Pythor: We'll ssssssee about that...
Later...
Pythor: Well, if it isssssssssn't my old enemy Nya. Would you like to join usssssssss?
Nya: Are you part of the Pyramid Staff, too?
Sir Fangar: Yes.
Nya: I have a weapon that might be able to help you. Actually, four of them.
Pythor: Issssss it the Golden Weaponssssssss of Sssssspinjitzu?
Nya: Nope.
Sir Fangar: The gloooooorious Fang Blades!
Nya: Yes!
Group C
Great Pharaoh Amuntakken: Listen, ProMatter. I just called the Aloha Team.
ProMatter: you mean the alpha team.
Great Pharaoh Amuntakken: Yes. Right. Anyway, they're going to lend us their Mobile Command Center for us to use on our mission!
ProMatter: excellent!
Thirty minutes later...
Great Pharaoh Amuntakken: Thanks for the MCC, Dash! Take care now! All right, ProMatter, let's go!
Soon, the Mobile Command Center is racing down the hallway.
ProMatter: look, great pharaoh, there are tardis agents in the way!
SCREEEEECH! POP POP POP POP!
Great Pharaoh Amuntakken: It's a trap!
Admiral Ackbar: Well, duh!
Laugh track
Curtis Bolt: I just had that thing fixed!
ProMatter: we just ran over some cleverly places nails that the tardis agents placed down. what will the aloha team say.
Great Pharaoh Amuntakken: Alpha Team.
ProMatter: that's all?
Rose and Brawn emerge from hiding.
Rose: Amuntakken and ProMatter, you're under arrest.
Great Pharaoh Amuntakken: What for?
Rose: One, you are woeking with our enemy. Two, you were speeding down a hallway at 90 mph.
Rose handcuffs the two and drags them away. Brawn confiscates the Mobile Command Center.
Brawn: You prisoners. We get ransom money.
Great Pharaoh Amuntakken: Fat chance!
Group A
The Doctor: Well, we got our Dalek, and the Gungans won.
Pharaoh Hotep: Great. Now we have to put up with Jar Jar for a couple more decades.
The Doctor: Not if we get out of- oh, no.
Pharaoh Hotep: Those Naboo Security Officers are confiscating the TARDIS!
The Doctor: I knew we shouldn't have parked in that "No Parking" zone.
Pyramid Staff
Dr. Inferno: Sorry that we lost the fight with that TARDIS guy.
Axel: I wonder where Nya went.
Wyldstyle: Oh look! Here comes Fluminox!
Fluminox: The Phoenix king would like to join the Pyramid Staff.
Dr. Inferno: Great! Just show me your ID.
He does.
Dr. Inferno: You're in.
Ogel: Ypu won't believe this, but I saw Terabyte leaving with a TARDIS agent.
Wyldstyle: WHAT?!
Axel: WHEN?! WHO?! WHY?! WHERE?! HOW?!
Dr. Inferno: Now we know that Terabyte is a double agent. Sorry guys.
Frenzy: We need to STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ogel: Indeed.
Dr. Inferno: Let's go.
Things truly look hopeless for the Pyramid Staff... Tune in next battle to find out what happens next.
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