The Steroid Era (Documentary)

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All MLB Players/Teams
Bud Selig-Bud Was Surprised That Jonathan Was One Of The Few Who Wasn't On Steroids Yet Continued To Put Up Big Numbers In The Steroid Era Critics Applaud Jonathan For That And Said Good Things
Jonathan Washington-Jonathan Was Selected # 1 By The Toronto Blue Jays As An Outfielder Scouts Call Jonathan "One Of The Best Young Power Hitters And Sluggers Available In The Draft" Jonathan Describes Himself As "An Franchise Player Jonathan Says He Is Versatile He Can Play RF, CF,LF, 3B And 1B Which The Blue Jays Were Extremely Pleased The Blue Jays Were Impressed By Jonathan's Positive Demeanor And Outlook On Life And Willingness To Improve Do Not Try To Run On Jonathan's Arm Cause He Has One Of The Strongest Arms In The League Once Jonathan Was Slotted In The 4th Spot He Took Off When It Comes To Skills Jonathan Has The 5 Tools 
Gina Vendetti-Gina Had Long Black Hair With Pink Bangs Gina Is Yellow Skinned With Black Eyelashes Gina Had An White Eyelid With Black Irises And Black Line Shaped Mouth Gina Wore An Black Tubetop Which Showed Gina's Extremely Huge Boobs And Yellow Stomach Gina Wore Black Jeans And Black Shoes Gina Is In Fact Jonathan's Mother
Lisa Simpson-Lisa Had Long Hair Which Was Held By Her Necklace She Worn An Black Tanktop Which Showed Her Yellow Stomach Black Leather Jeans And Wore Black Shoes, She Had Tattoos On Both Of Her Arms
Maggie Simpson-Maggie Wore An Jacket Which Showed Her T-Shirt, Black Jeans And Black Shoes And She Had Longer Hair Than Usual
Lisa Simpson Jr-She Wore The Same Clothing As Lisa
Maggie Simpson Jr-She Wore The Same Clothing As Maggie
Amanda Simpson-She Wore The Same Clothes As Lisa And Has Her Appearance And Voice
Becky Simpson-She Also Wore The Same Clothes As Lisa And Has Her Appearance And Voice
Marianna Simpson-She Wore The Same Clothes As Lisa And Has Her Appearance And Voice
All Springfieldians
Jessica Canseco-Jose's Girlfriend (Formerly) Currently Is Jonathan's Girlfriend Jessica Is 6"4 Like Jose Himself And Also Weighs 240 Pounds Jessica Had Long Black Hair, Light Tan Skin Jessica Wore An Black Tubetop Which Showed Her Boobs And Light Tan Stomach Jessica Wore Black Jeans And Black Shoes
Megan Canseco-She Is Jose's Current Girlfriend
==Scene 1: The Steroid Era Begins==
*In The Blue Jays Clubhouse*
Jonathan: I Need To Speak With Selig About This Problem
Jose Canseco: Who Do You Think Uses Steroids
Jonathan: Do Not Look At Me I Ain't The One Using Them
Jose Canseco: I Didn't Say You Use Steroids Nor Did I Mention You In My Book
*Hours Later*
*Players Were Investigated And Suspended Indefinitely*
Jonathan: This Game Needed To Cleaned Up Rid Of Steroid Users
Newspaper Article: "Players On Other Teams Blame Jonathan Of The Toronto Blue Jays For Losing Their Jobs Because Of Him"
Interviewer: There's Been Backlash Criticizing Your Actions Do You Justify Your Actions
Jonathan: My Actions Are Justified Because I Felt The Need To Get Rid Of Steroids Cause They're Not Good For The Integrity Of The Game I'm Positive That Those Who Use Steroids Get Harsher Punishments As Opposed To Those Who Don't Take Them Get Off A Free Man I'm The Perfect Example Of Hard Work And Dedication These Cheaters Think They Can Get Away With Using Steroids To Improve Their Numbers Dramatically You're Sadly Mistaken You're Most Likely To Fail Miserably There Is Two Options A. Getting An Lifetime Suspension Or B. Lose Half Of Your Salary Because Of Your Poor Decision Making
*Hours Later*
Jonathan: Don't Even Bother Yelling In My Face Gina
Gina Vendetti: *Smiles* No Silly I Was Gonna Congrate You On Getting Rid Of Steroids
Jonathan: Oh I See
*The Wives Of The Accused Players Confront Jonathan Angrily*
Megan Anderson: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE You Costed Our Players Their Jobs Now You're Gonna Get An Beatdown
Jonathan: *Gulps* Uh Canseco Help Me Out Here
Jessica Canseco: Jose Isn't Here Right Now I Can Help
Jonathan: Jessica? Didn't Jose Beat You Up Or Something
Jessica Canseco: Actually No We Both Got Beat Up Badly
Jonathan: I'm In The Same Predicament Here
*Hours Later*
Jonathan: God Dammit My Vision Is Blurry It's Time To Wear My Blue Shades *Puts On His Blue Batting Shades* At Least These Improve My Batting Eye Dramatically
Jessica Canseco: Wow You're Big And Strong And Can Hit
Jonathan: Yep I Finished The 1998 Campaign With An .364 Batting Average 46 Home Runs (Equalling Jose's Total) And 128 RBI And 45 Stolen Bases
Jose Canseco: Jessica? How'd You Get Here
Jessica Canseco: *Smiles* You See Jose I Had VIP Access
Jose Canseco: Wow That Surprises Me
Megan Canseco: I Should Say