Peppa Pig (episode)

Peppa Pig is an episode from Season 1 of SpongeBob CrazyPants. In this episode, Peppa Pig visits Bikini Bottom, and wreaks havoc.
== Characters ==
* SpongeBob SquarePants
* Mr Sun
* Patrick Star
* Patrick Jr.
* Squidward Q. Tentacles
* Sandy Cheeks
* Stingy
* Robbie Rotten
* Mrs Puff
* Bubble Bass
* Incidental 69
* Donald Trump
* Eugene H. Krabs
* Sheldon Plankton
* Peppa Pig
* Barnacle Boy
* Tony Fast Jr
* Pearl Krabs
* Gale Doppler
== Transcript ==
SpongeBob: Mr Sun came up and he smiled at me!
Mr Sun: Said it's gonna be a terrible one, just wait and see!
SpongeBob: No, you're supposed to say, "It's gonna be a GOOD one, just wait and see".
Mr Sun: Listen, Peppa Pig's visiting Bikini Bottom. Of course today's gonna be terrible.
SpongeBob: Oh no! How do you know this?
Mr Sun: I...
SpongeBob: When is she coming? What's gonna happen? When will she leave?!
Mr Sun: Listen, I'm supposed to be in space right now. The rest of the planet is getting cold and dark. Bye.
SpongeBob: ARRRGH!!!! Well, I'm sure it'll be a few hours until...
[Patrick, Patrick Jr, Squidward, Sandy, Stingy, Robbie Rotten, Mrs Puff, Bubble Bass, Incidental 69, and Donald Trump all crash into SpongeBob's house]
Patrick: Help! We just saw Peppa Pig in Bikini Bottom!
Squidward: She was sent by the devil to test human morality!
Mrs Puff: Everywhere she goes, she wreaks havoc!
Incidental 69: Once she returns to Hell, the devil will undoubtedly destroy Earth!
Sandy: Only acid and fire can destroy her! Otherwise, she's indestructable!
Patrick Jr: I like nachos.
SpongeBob: Uhh... I already know this? I was at the town meeting when the mayor told us this.
Patrick: I know, you idiot, I was just trying to give the audience some exposition!
Stingy: Hey! Don't break the fourth wall!
SpongeBob: Hey, where's Mr Krabs?
[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]
Mr Krabs: I'm bored... Hey, let's sell our restaurants and work for McDonalds!
Plankton: Why?
Mr Krabs: Why not?
Plankton: Because... Well, because... Um..... OK, I'll do it!
Mr Krabs: Yay! [Points to Carl] Let's sell them to that guy!
Plankton: OK
[Bubble transition back to SpongeBob's house]
[Peppa Pig breaks into SpongeBob's house]
Peppa: Hi!
Narrator: Peppa Pig has entered SpongeBob's house.
SpongeBob: Oh no! She brought her terrible narrator!
Squidward: What have you done with the French Narrator, you demon?!
[Peppa Pig starts putting gasoline everywhere]
SpongeBob: She's gonna set this house on fire!
Patrick: How does that test human morality?
Peppa: Um... I hadn't thought of that... uh...
Narrator: One minute later
Peppa: I've got it! I'll tie up Patrick Jr in the house and see if anyone's willing to risk their life to save another! Oh... they've all left. [Shouting out the window] Hey! I'm tying up Patrick Jr in here! [Ties up Patrick Jr and sets fire to the place]
SpongeBob: Oh no! We've gotta save him!
Patrick: Nah, he kinda deserves it. Yesterday, I was eating potato chips, and he ate the one that was INSIDE MY MOUTH.
Squidward: Really? The other day he picked MY nose.
Sandy: A week last Friday he kicked me for no reason during band practise!
Patrick: Really? What kind of an idiot would do that?!
Sandy: But I stuffed him inside his trombone.
Patrick: Ha ha! Serves him right!
Robbie Rotten: He ate all my food!
Incidental 69: He cried when I refused to give him my phone!
Bubble Bass: He called Batman vs Superman his favourite movie of all time!
Stingy: He sung a terrible song about 69 being a number!
Patrick: He ate a potato chip INSIDE MY MOUTH.
Sandy: Patrick, you already said that.
Squidward: He tied my nose in a knot!
Patrick: But does that mean he deserves to die?
Bubble Bass: No, but it DOES mean it isn't worth risking our own lives to save his.
Patrick: Wait! How can there be fire if we're underwa...
[The fire goes out]
Patrick Jr: Yay!
Peppa Pig: Urrgh... At least I learned something from your conversation! Anyway I'm going to present you with another moral dilemma! Be right back!
SpongeBob: Hey, let's go to the Krusty Krab!
Everyone except Squidward: Yeah!
Squidward: OK fine. I need to work there anyway.
[Bubble transition to Krusty Krab]
Carl: Hello, and welcome to Krabby O' Mondays!
SpongeBob: Oh no, Carl took over it again!
Squidward: I'm not working here!
Patrick Jr: Let's eat at the Chum Bucket!
Mrs Puff: But that restaurant only sells inedible food!
Patrick Jr: I don't care! It's the closest one to here!
Carl: Oh, I bought that restaurant too.
SpongeBob: Let's go to McDonald's then.
Patrick Jr: Yay!
Donald Trump: OK, I could always do with supporting a major conglomerate business.
Patrick Jr: What does conglomerate mean?
Donald Trump: It means...
Patrick Jr: What does major mean?
Donald Trump: It...
Patrick Jr: What does supporting mean? What does business mean? What does always mean? What does do mean?
Donald Trump: Shut up! [Beats up Patrick Jr]
SpongeBob: Guys! Let's not get into a fight! Let's just go to McDonald's!
[Bubble transition to McDonalds]
Patrick Jr: A bowl of raw cookie dough and a watermelon, please!
Mr Krabs: We don't serve either of those things. Or you.
SpongeBob: Mr Krabs! Since when did you work at McDonalds?
Mr Krabs: Me and Plankton both do! We sold our restaurants!
Patrick: Can I have an ice cream?
Mr Krabs: No, the machine's broken.
Plankton: No it's not!
Mr Krabs: It's not?! What's next, sea monkeys flying out of me pants?
[Sea monkeys fly out of Mr Krabs' pants]
Patrick: Chocolate flavour, please!
Squidward: What's the healthiest thing you sell?
Mr Krabs: A burger bun.
Squidward: I'll have that.
Bubble Bass: A double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Donald Trump: A wall burger please.
Stingy: I'll have everything in the restaurant.
Mr Krabs: You're getting a big mac and fries.
Robbie Rotten: What's the UNhealthiest thing you have?
Mr Krabs: A double bacon grease burger with everything on it.
Robbie Rotten: I'll have that!
Mrs Puff: Some medium fries and a cheeseburger please.
Incidental 69: A double cheeseburger with no onions and a small vanilla milkshake.
Sandy: A bacon cheeseburger with onion rings please.
Narrator: Later
Mr Krabs: I didn't know what a bossy trouble dipple burger was, so you get an ordinary cheeseburger.
Bubble Bass: Eurrgh.
Peppa Pig: [Walks in] I can't think of any moral dilemmas so I destroyed three buildings and caused seven boatmobile crashes instead.
Patrick Jr: What about the trolley problem?
SpongeBob: SHHHH!!!! Don't give Peppa any idea...
Patrick Jr: It's where you get a trolley that is going to run over five people, killing them. However, you give a person the choice of pulling a lever and diverting the trolley, killing one person instead. You give the person a choice of either letting five people die or actively killing one person.
Peppa Pig: Oh! I'd forgotten about that one!
[Everyone beats up Patrick Jr]
Narrator: Everyone is beating up Patrick Jr.
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
Peppa Pig: Now, for the five people on one track, I'll go with Incidental 69, Barnacle Boy, Tony Fast Jr, Pearl, and Gale Doppler. And for the person on the other track, I'll go with...
Everyone: PATRICK JR!!!!!
Peppa Pig: OK, whatever.
SpongeBob: We can't let Peppa Pig continue doing this!
Sandy: Yeah! At least this time only Patrick Jr's gonna die.
SpongeBob: She burned three buildings earlier! Bikini Bottom will be in ruins!
Sandy: Let's morph into a single being to take her down.
SpongeBob: OK [They morph together into SpongeBob SandyPants]
[Bubble transition to Bikini Bottom Railroad]
Peppa: I'm starting the trolley! Pull that lever if you want to save five people but kill one!
SpongeBob SandyPants: Correction. If we want to save five people but kill Patrick Jr.
Patrick: [Pulls the lever]
Everyone: YAAAAY!!!
Patrick: WAAAIT!!!!
Everyone: Huh?
Patrick: I know Patrick Jr is annoying...
Mrs Puff: It's his fault Peppa remembered to do this in the first place!
Patrick: But does he really deserve to die? I'm gonna save him! Ahem! Why would there be a trolley if we're underwater? [Nothing happens] Huh? Why didn't that work?
Robbie Rotten: Because there's no reason for a trolley not to be underwater, unlike fire.
Patrick: Well, it was worth a shot.
SandyPants: Let's defeat her!
[They have an epic battle. SandyPants unfortunately loses]
SandyPants: Aw...
Stingy: I bet I can defeat her with my bare hands!
[Peppa Pig opens up a gateway to Hell under Stingy]
Stingy: Aaaaaah! Don't worry, I'll be able to escape by next week.
Patrick Jr: How come the trolley hasn't ran me over yet? We've been here for over ten minutes! That's a serious plot hole that the writers...
Stingy: HEY!!! Don't break the fourth wall!
Patrick Jr: I thought you were in Hell.
Stingy: I escaped just so I could complain about that fourth wall break.
Bubble Bass: What we need is a good old deus ex machina, an anticlimactic ending to defeat Peppa!
[Nothing happens]
Bubble Bass: Ahem! I said, we need a deus ex machina...
Primitive Star: Oh, right! Um... uh... Peppa stubs her toe and dies.
[Peppa stubs her toe and dies]
Narrator: Oh dear! Peppa Pig has...
Everyone: SHUDDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: [Unties Patrick Jr]
Barnacle Boy: What about us?!
Tony Fast Jr: Yeah, we need untying too!
Patrick: Oh, right! Uh... Patrick Jr can do it!
Patrick Jr: [Cries like a baby]
[Episode ends]
== Reviews ==
Primitive Star: 10/10 The first episode of this series was unfortunately meh IMO, this is the first real success of this series. It has hilarious jokes like sea monkeys flying out Mr Krabs' pants, Patrick Jr calling his favourite movie Batman vs Superman, and Patrick Jr reminding Peppa of a moral dilemma she could use. This is just an all around great episode.
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