The Still Enderman

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Additional note: I, the author of this page, would like this writing style to be on this page only. I don't if any other pages have used this writing style in the past, which there are over 3000 of them out there and I'm too lazy to read them all, but those pastas are fine. This is mainly for future projects. I'd like this to be the only "Still" entity on the entire wiki, as I don't want this to become a trope, and eventually, a cliché. 
Mysterious disappearances have been occurring at a pretty fast rate at the start of 2024, and have all been, weirdly enough, connected to Minecraft. I don't know why these disappearances have been happening, but I did encounter something that might explain all of this. Keyword, might...
== The "thing" in question ==
My name is Alia [REDACTED] (redacted my own last name due to privacy reasons). I'm both a private investigator and a huge fan of Minecraft. I've been playing since 2011 and have been having a blast with each and every update that came out, but enough about me, there is something I must address. As I mentioned, I have encountered something that might put the pieces together in why these disappearances have been happening as of late. An Enderman. Its not just any Endermen though, this one's different. I will give light to this thing using my experience with this creature in a moment. Its appearance is very simple, it looks like your typical Enderman, 3 blocks tall and all, no big surprise there, however, the only noticeable difference I can find is on its head. Instead of just having A pair of eyes, this, creature, has 4. Think of a compass real quickly. Now imagine there were 4 visible pairs of eyes on that compass in all 4 cardinal directions, yeah, you get the picture. The behaviour of, this thing, is very, plain. It sits there, unmoving, It doesn't flinch, pivot, walk, run, or anything like that. The only form of movement this creature has is teleportation, which I'll go over in a bit.
I'm still trying to grasp what this thing could possibly be. Its behaviour is, extremely simple, compared to the likes of Herobrine or Error 404. All it does is teleport to nearby players and, stand there. It doesn't do anything outside of this. It doesn't take any damage either, which is especially worrying for anyone who encounters it. I still see that thing in my sleep to this day... and honesty, I wish I could just pull the plug.
Now, you maybe questioning yourself, "what made you decide it was a good idea to investigate these disappearances?" I was made aware of them via the news.
BREAKING NEWS: MANY CHILDREN, TEENS, AND ADULTS HAVE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE WHILST PLAYING THE MOST POPULAR GAME OF ALL TIME, MINECRAFT. SO FAR, THERE HAS BEEN NO GIVEN EVIDENCE TO PROVE SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ALL THESE DISAPPEARANCES, BUT REST ASSURED THE CASE IS STILL ONGOING. THE POLICE ARE STILL INVESTIGATING INTO THE MATTER, AND ARE EXPECTED TO GET A FOOTHOLD ON WHO COULD'VE DONE THIS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. IT IS BEST ADVICED BY EVERYONE TO STAY OFF MINECRAFT UNTIL THE PERPETRAITOR HAS BEEN FOUND AND PROMTPLY ARRESTED.
Then... this happened around two hours later after the initial report.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT BROADCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOVERNMENT OF NEW ZEALAND, AROUND 15 PEOPLE HAVE JUST GONE MISSING WITHIN YOUR LOCAL AREA. THE OTHER MISSING PERSONS STATED IN THE REPORT HAVE ALL BEEN IDENTIFIED TO BE FROM PARTS OF EUROPE, JAPAN, AND THE UNITED STATES. ALL OF THESE DISAPPEARANCES HAVE BEEN LINKED TO MINECRAFT AS THE REPORT STATED, BUT WE'RE UNSURE OF THE ROOT CAUSE. IT IS BEST TO DELETE MINECRAFT FROM ALL YOUR DEVICES IF YOU CARE FOR YOUR SAFETY AS WELL AS THE SAFETY OF THOSE AROUND YOU. CONTENT AROUND THE GAME ARE OK FOR VIEWING IF THE VIDEOS THEMSELVES HAVE BEEN MADE PRIOR TO 2018. ANYTHING THAT HAS BEEN RELEASED EXACTLY ON 2018, OR ANYTIME FURTHER SHOULD BE VIEWED WITH CAUTION. REMEMBER TO STAY CALM. THIS IS THE END OF THIS PRE-RECORDED MESSAGE.
"From multiple areas around the world huh? I really need to get to the bottom of this..." I honestly should've backed down when I had the chance. That thing is haunting me now, both in game and in the real world... I feel as if its watching my every move, silently judging me. Its starting to really take a toll on my mental health... but, I'll gladly suffer through this for the sake of millions...
== Signs ==
I haven't been able to get that many signs of this thing, but they're still there. Its not, noticeable enough though for when it appears, but from what I can gather, if there are no Enderman spawning at all, then the Still Enderman might be there. If you feel as if you're being watched in the real world, then its a sign of the Still Enderman, or at least that's what I think. If I'm incorrect about any of this, well, you know who to blame.
Another sign, which I am 100% certain about, is if you hear any song in the game play in reverse. This only happened once to me though, which leads me to believe that it's a rare occurrence. I don't know the odds of this happening, and frankly, I don't want to find out.
== An encounter I'll never forget... ==
"So... Jade, this is where we will be starting our investigation on this... thing I've been hearing about quite a lot lately on the news. Did you make sure to do some Yoga before hopping on? We can't be weak minded, or we might go out like the rest of them." - I explained to my partner, J72b, or as I refer to her, Jade.
"Yeah. I've been training my mind for this moment since December 18th. We should know the drill by now, right Alia?"
"Right"
Oh, yeah, we were in a voice call over on Discord. We tried multiple times calling each other on Skype but, it crashed every time I tried opening it, which is strange but I wanted to get that out there.
Anyways, I loaded up a fresh world on Survival difficulty, got Jade to join it, and we set off. We spawned in a plains biome and almost immediately we noticed something was off about it. Sweden, not the country, but rather the song, started playing, but not how we remembered it. We were both dead silent upon hearing this. It sent shivers down my spine. It was playing in reverse. I know that may sound like nothing, especially since I've dealt with things that weren't even scary in the first place like the Skinned Golem, or Void Eyes, but this was different.
"Immediately? I thought it took time for this Enderbitch to show up..." - Jade said.
"You know we are going to get fired for using such language, correct? This is what I do for a living. I get payed for containing beings that defy all semblance of logic possible, and you are here to jeopardize it?" - I replied, frustrated. Its not easy working in my field of expertise, especially when we consider what kind of things you may encounter. I work for a secretive organization that helps in the containment of these beings that manifest all over Minecraft. By saying this, I might get fired from my position if they ever were to find out, so please keep this secret between me and you, that's all I'll ask for.
"Oh, right... being 'professional'. Ok, ok. I'll stop. You win..."
"Quit it with the sassy attitude now will yeah?"
"I will, I will, just as long as you stop being so angry about this, I mean, what can this Enderman even do to us? It's not like it can tele-"
"It can do a lot of things Jade... I even lost my husband and kids because of it..." - I then followed up with - "I don't know how I lost them... if only I didn't experiment what that thing could do..."
"You did WHAT?!"
"I just, couldn't have saw it coming..."
"I'm really fucking disappointed with you Alia... why would you do something like that?"
"Results... I'm still in deep regret..."
"You better..."
30 minutes pass, and we have yet to see this, thing. We were walking for what felt like hours, days even. I was starting to get bored, so we built ourselves a little base out in the savanna, and that's when it shown itself to us. I froze, while Jade tried hitting it.
"Um... ok, this thing must be what we're looking for, right?"
I started looking around my room, only to see nothing. Something was watching me from elsewhere... I could feel it...
"Alia? You alright?"
"I don't know... I feel as if something is out my window, watching..."
"In the game or?"
"Outside my bedroom window..."
"Wait... I see something..."
"Alia?"
I shake my head, and blink, with my heart pounding at the seams... it disappeared... Jade shortly after got the same feeling I felt, this time coming from her bedroom closet.
"I can see what you mean now..."
6 hours and nothing happened between us, and the Enderman. We decided to try and beat the game in this 6 hour time span to satisfy our hunger for enjoyment. However, this was, a mistake... Endermen weren't spawning at all, neither were Piglins giving us any ender pearls. I decided to look at the crafting recipe for eyes of ender within that one menu. I forgot what it was called, but essentially, ender pearls were no longer an obtainable item in the game. In case you were wondering, we spent almost an hour trading with Piglins, only to end up with 0 ender pearls. This is when things, started to take turn for the worst...
As we were in the mineshaft, Jade started to report of strange imagery of a black, slender figure with purple eyes and white teeth out of the corner of her eye, that would disappear if she were to look directly at it. She also described about something breathing down her neck, with warm, stale breath that smelt of iron. Every time she would turn around, this, breathing would move right behind her in response. The strange thing is, it wasn't happening to me at all, which is weird. 
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