Ristarpg 4: Nice try cannot lose

Ristarpg 4: nice try cannot lose is ristarpg 4 nice try cannot lose idiot
== ok but what happens ==
in this ristar goes on an adventure to apub and tries to kill the bartender so but hecant and hes gets put in a dungeon
== gamepley ==
is an rpg but its really cool and ristar gets drunk a lot because of all the drinking that he does
== Plot ==
it's time to get down with the pimps
in this game ristar goes to a pub dungeon and has to escape he finds many good friends a long the way
=== Bongotrance ===
the first guy to find in the dungeon is bongotrance who is a blue gorilla jpeg and he has bongos that he play trance music on and everybody does the melbourne shuffle to his music his special ability is that he cann play hardstyle and then everybody REALLY starts shufling
=== Blocky and Docky ===
blocky is a pimp and docky is one of his girls they are a two-in-one character and they do tag team attacks then they do eachother then they die after one battle then they are revived
=== Big Big Penguin ===
oh yeah is big big the boy aw hell yeah hoo-ray
=== Baker Dededede ===
also known by Bake D4 is the strongest member of the team almost not quite his special power is that he can shoot the cum from wrists and he can shoot the cum from wrists real good so good that even no one cann beat him except the person stronger than him the last guy you get in the game but anyway thats that
=== Feel ===
feel is in this game
=== Shadow Ristar ===
the last member you get is shadow ristar who is not homosexual, not straightsexual but bongosexual and hes constantly trying to fuck bongotrance's bongos but he never does and at the end of the game he kills himself
== Scripte ==
Ristar: ah god time to get fcking buzzzzzzzzed
Bartender: agahagh he's trying to kill meeee
Ristar: (in dungeon): oh no im in the dungeon bababyyy
Bongotrance: woah join me (startings playing sum siiiick trance megalovania)
Ristar: hell l lets do it
(battles)
Blocky: join
RistarL skstee yes
Docky: (fucks blocksy) oh yeah i knew things were goos but not this goosse
(batle)
Big Big engine: oh yeaaayaha legos are sicks lets build a toowweeerrrrrr
Ristar: all yeahs
Baker Dedededede: yeah got myself a new de letd fuck them all uppp abya
ace from power puff girls: aha its me ace from power puff girls
Feel: fuck youa ll
(skips around candylancer)
Shadow Ristar: haha gimme those bongos
Bonotranch: wait who am i
Evilman: ahahahha its me the final boss bet youll never hit me and take my 1 hp
Ristar: attackk
End of the game
== Post-Game ==
after you beat evilman shadow ristar kills himseld
== Trivia ==
* this was the first and last game in what the fans consider "the bad age of ristar"
* Shadow Ristar is commonly thought to be a reference to dark ristar especially since dark ristar doesnt appear in the game
* most of the new characters in the game would become common in the games to follow
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