Unfinished Business

"Unfinished Business" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
Wario Partners, LLP enter the conference room for their meeting with the other Nintendo characters, only for the investors in their partnership to show up instead. One of them, Count Cannoli, reveals to the others that the two lost the tournament, but Waluigi manages to salvage the situation by proposing to sell merch for the tournament. All the investors are satisfied with this plan, par Cannoli, who reprimands the duo for not taking their business seriously.
==Transcript==
*Wario and Waluigi arrive at the conference room, noticing that nobody else has appeared yet.*
*Waluigi pulls out a dirty old piece of paper from his pocket.*
*Wario starts to look a bit worried.*
*A slow, methodical thumping is heard coming towards the door.* 
*It becomes louder and louder.*
*The thumping stops…*
*The door is slammed open by a large monster of a man!*
*He looks down at the pair, scoffing at first.*
*He walks over to the table and sits down on one of the office chairs. It collapses under his colossal size!*
*Wario grabs Waluigi and pulls him to the side and they begin to whisper.*
*She taps Wario on the shoulder, the pair turns around quickly.*
*She lets out a playful giggle and sits down next to Shake King. She notices he’s sitting on the ground.*
*A duo of mad doctors walk into the meeting, coming in from a probably boring technical science discussion.*
*Waluigi gets interrupted by the loud rumbling of a chest in the back of the room, glowing a pulsating purple light!*
*Black Jewel throws open the lid of the chest to reveal himself to the others.*
*Everyone is now sitting at the table, waiting… impatiently for the brothers to tell them the “good news”.*
*Wario and Waluigi are tugging at their collars.*
*The room erupts in a loud “THEY WHAT!?”*
*A chair at the far end of the table slowly spins around to face the rest of the crowd.*
*Waluigi pulls out a low quality T-shirt with the KFAD logo on it.*
*The Shake King stands up, and claps his hands together, letting out a thunderous noise!*
*She pulls out a pair of matching wallets, a yellow one and a purple one, both filled to the brim with cash.*
*The partners both start to fight, as all the investors leave the room chuckling at the two’s troubles. Apart from one.*
*They take off their hats almost instantly, and Cannoli hits both of them on their heads with Goodstyle!*
*Count Cannoli gets up from his seat and leaves the door, passing Bill.*
*Count Cannoli storms off…*