Pups Save the Kitty Rescue Crew/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups Save the Kitty Rescue Crew" from Season 5, which premiered on February 6, 2018 in the United States and on June 30, 2018 in Canada.
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00:52 (Sound): 	(Water splashing)
00:54 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, Marshall, thanks to you, my tulips are blooming so beautifully. Isn't that right, Chickaletta?
01:02 Chickaletta: 	(Clucking)
01:03 Mayor Goodway: 	(Laughing)
01:04 Marshall: 	I like helping! These flowers are my best buds! (Laughing)
01:10 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ha! Flowers never need watering in Foggy Bottom. It's always damp there.
01:16 Mayor Goodway: 	Mayor Humdinger, must I remind you that flowers also need sunlight? That's why the only thing that grows in your town is swamp grass.
01:23 (Sound): 	(Bird chirping)
01:26 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, no! That poor baby bird!
01:28 Marshall: 	Where? I can help.
01:30 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Sputtering)
01:32 Marshall: 	Sorry! (Barking) Water cannons retract! I'm coming to save you, little birdie!
01:39 (Sound): 	(Chirping)
01:41 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, bravo, Marshall!
01:44 (Sound): 	(Chirping)
01:51 Marshall: 	You're welcome!
01:52 Mayor Goodway: 	Adventure Bay is so lucky to have the PAW Patrol! They're the quickest, most helpful crew ever!
02:00 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ah, well, we'll see about that. (Snickering)
02:07 Chase: 	Line up for the relay speed drill!
02:10 Ryder: 	Thank you, Chase!
02:11 Pups: 	(Barking)
02:12 Ryder: 	Skye, you run first, then pass the baton to the next pup in line.
02:16 Skye: 	(Mouth full) Okay!
02:17 Ryder: 	Three, two, one, go!
02:21 Marshall: 	You can do it, Skye!
02:22 Pups: 	(Cheering)
02:27 Skye: 	(Grunting, panting)
02:33 Ryder: 	Go, Skye, run!
02:34 Skye: 	Whew! Good thing most of the time I just fly. (Sighing)
02:40 Mayor Humdinger: 	Help, help! My groceries! Oopsies!
02:46 Mayor Goodway: 	(Gasping) Are you all right, Miss, um...
02:49 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, I'm fine, dearie, but please save my shopping cart!
02:54 Mayor Goodway: 	Of course! I'll get it for you. (Panting) Oh! Oh, that's strange. Oh! (Panting) Oh, get back here!
03:06 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ha! I mean, oh, dear!
03:11 (Sound): 	(Truck honking)
03:12 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, I-I need help.
03:16 Pups: 	(Barking)
03:18 Ryder: 	Hi, Mayor Goodway.
03:19 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, Ryder! This poor lady's shopping cart rolled away!
03:23 Ryder: 	We'll catch it. No shopping cart is too quick, no pup is too small!
03:30 Ryder: 	PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!
03:33 Pups: 	Ryder needs us!
03:35 Marshall: 	Whoa-a-a-a!
03:38 Rubble: 	Watch out!
03:39 Skye: 	Marshall!
03:40 (Sound): 	(Crashing)
03:41 Marshall: 	Whew! Am I ever tire-d out!
03:44 Pups: 	(Laughing)
03:46 (Music): 	♪
03:57 (Sound): 	(Elevator dinging)
04:02 Chase: 	PAW Patrol, ready for action, Ryder, sir!
04:06 Ryder: 	Thanks for dashing over, pups. A senior citizen fell reaching for her shopping cart.
04:10 Mayor Humdinger: 	Help!
04:11 Ryder: 	Now it's rolling down the street and putting cars and people in danger. So for this mission, I'll need... Chase. I need you to use your net to catch the cart.
04:21 Chase: 	Chase is on the case!
04:23 Ryder: 	Marshall, I need you to use your medical gear to check if the lady has any injuries.
04:28 Marshall: 	I'm ready for a ruff-ruff rescue!
04:31 Ryder: 	All right! PAW Patrol is on a roll!
04:34 Pups: 	(Barking)
04:37 (Music): 	♪ (Deployment sequence for Chase and Marshall)
05:34 Ryder: 	Huh?
05:35 Chase: 	This street is blocked off!
05:36 Ryder: 	We'll have to take a detour.
05:39 Mayor Goodway: 	Please, everyone, stay back! Help will be here any moment.
05:44 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, I know! Just not who you're expecting. (Snickering)
05:51 Chase: 	There it is! I'll stop that cart with my net. Whoa!
06:02 Kittens: 	(Giggling)
06:12 Cat Rubble and Cat Rocky:	Meow!
06:18 Kittens: 	(Giggling)
06:19 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, such brave kitties! So quick and helpful, unlike those slow pups. The, uh... oh, what are they called? Oh, yes, the PAW Patrol.
06:30 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Screaming)
06:32 Ms. Marjorie: 	Hmm...
06:34 Mayor Humdinger: 	I mean, owie!
06:37 Ryder: 	Marshall, check if the lady is okay.
06:39 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, I-I, I'm fine!
06:41 Marshall: 	It's no trouble, ma'am. (Barking) X-ray!
06:48 Marshall: 	Good news, nothing's broken.
06:50 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whew! That is good news.
06:52 Mayor Goodway: 	Uh, what did you say your name was?
06:55 Mayor Humdinger: 	Uh, yes, well... I must run! Ta-ta!
07:01 Marshall: 	Huh?
07:03 Chase: 	Bye! (Sneezing) There goes my kitty allergies again. Hmm, aren't there usually six kittens?
07:12 Marshall: 	And where's Mayor Humdinger?
07:14 Chase: 	Huh? A jet-powered shopping cart?
07:18 Ryder: 	Thanks for your help, kittens.
07:21 Mayor Humdinger: 	Help? They didn't just help! They saved the day, like real heroes.
07:27 Ryder: 	We were on our way when we ran into a detour.
07:29 Mayor Goodway: 	There aren't supposed to be any detours in town today.
07:33 Mayor Humdinger: 	Heh, heh! Uh, yes, well, we must run. Ta-ta!
07:41 Chase: 	Hmm...
07:47 Skye: 	Ryder, that skateboarder looks like he's going to roll off the road.
07:50 Ryder: 	Hurry, let's save him!
07:52 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa! (Screaming)
07:58 Skye: 	I'll get him! Huh?
08:01 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whew! Kitty Rescue Crew, you totally rock! Those PAW Patrol dudes were way slow to the show! (Snickering)
08:13 Skye: 	Hmm...
08:16 Chase: 	I don't get it! How do those kittens show up just as someone needs saving?
08:21 Ryder: 	Yeah, it seems kind of fishy to me.
08:24 Mayor Goodway: 	If Mayor Humdinger's involved, it is fishy.
08:26 Mayor Humdinger: 	♪ Kitty Crew, Kitty Crew, when you need a rescue ♪
08:30 Mayor Humdinger: 	♪ All around Adventure Bay or down in Foggy Bottom ♪
08:35 Mayor Humdinger: 	♪ Humdinger's Kitty Rescue Crew will take care of your problem ♪
08:39 Mayor Humdinger: 	Everybody cheer now for the Kitty Rescue Crew! Whenever you're in trouble, just hiss for an assist! Hiss!
08:48 (Sounds): 	(Crowd applauding, kittens giggling)
08:51 Chase: 	That Kitty Crew!
08:52 Ryder: 	Well, Adventure Bay can always use more help.
08:55 Mayor Goodway: 	Not to worry, Chase. The PAW Patrol will always be first in the town's hearts.
09:02 Chase: 	(Slurping)
09:03 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ha! They won't be after my kitties keep showing them up. (Laughing)
09:14 Ryder: 	Hi, Mr. Porter.
09:15 Mr. Porter: 	I need help, Ryder. Seagulls are driving away my customers.
09:18 Ryder: 	We'll be right over, Mr. Porter!
09:23 Citizen: 	(Screaming)
09:25 Mr. Porter: 	Thanks, Ryder. Somehow, food scraps keep falling on my patio.
09:29 Mayor Humdinger: 	If the owner does not hiss for an assist from the Kitty Rescue Crew, I'm giving this café a frowny face rating.
09:39 Seagull: 	(Squawking)
09:43 Skye: 	Ryder, there's a kitten on the roof throwing food scraps!
09:47 Mayor Humdinger: 	It couldn't possibly be a kitten. Ahhh!
09:52 Chase: 	I knew it!
09:53 Ryder: 	Mayor Humdinger, you set up all those phony rescues, didn't you?
09:58 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ryder, I'm giving you a frowny face, along with this bird-plagued bistro. Kittens, let's go!
10:11 Cat Rocky: 	(Yelping)
10:14 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ah, seagulls!
10:18 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ta-ta! Shoo, shoo! Shoo, shoo! Oh, I can't see!
10:29 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa, whoa, whoa! (Shouting)
10:36 Kittens: 	(Yelping)
10:39 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, pesky seagulls.
10:43 Ryder: 	Mayor Humdinger, are you okay?
10:45 Mayor Humdinger: 	Help me, kitties! I'm hissing for an assist! Hiss, hiss!
10:51 Ryder: 	I don't think they're available now, but we are.
10:55 Marshall: 	Hang in there, kitties! I'll get you! (Barking) Ladder!
11:02 Kittens: 	(Whimpering)
11:07 Ryder: 	Skye, we need your rescue harness.
11:10 Skye: 	I'm on it! Looks like the mayor is gonna fly.
11:22 Mayor Humdinger: 	Hmph.
11:27 Cat Rocky: 	Hmph.
11:28 Mayor Goodway: 	Well...?
11:29 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Sighing) Thank you, PAW Patrol, for saving me and my Kitty Crew. Again.
11:35 Ryder: 	You're welcome, Mayor Humdinger! Whenever you're in trouble, just hiss for an assist!
11:40 Mayor Goodway: 	Huh?
11:41 Ryder: 	And if that doesn't work, just yelp for help!
11:46 Mayor Humdinger: 	Very funny.
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