Random Adventures/Buffs & Bruises

It’ll make sense, I promise!
Any ??? are placeholders.
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===Buffs===
*: Fire needs air to survive, right?
*: Fire melts ice!
*: Fire burns down plants. ‘Nuff said.
*: Fire can get so hot that it can melt metal!
*: Fire burns down the wizards. Duh.
*: Fire makes light, which makes it pretty obvious why this makes sense.
*: Don’t burn your games console.
*: Fire makes light, which can defeat certain monsters, like zombies and vampires.
*: Three syllables: flammable.
*: Have you EVER seen a fireproof animal? HAVE YOU???
*: "Burning calories".
*: KABOOM!!!!
*: Burning fairies.
===Bruises===
*: Lightning MAKES fire, ...right?
*: Attempting to get rid of the sun by burning it is really controversial.
*: Hot-air balloons, right?
===Immunities===
*: Fighting fire with fire.
*: Fire can’t kill a dragon.
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===Buffs===
*: Wind blows away dirt.
*: Rust. That’s it.
*: See Rocky.
*: Balloons fly away. Then they pop.
*: Fairies usually fly, and a large wind is enough to blow them away.
*: Screws up your aim if you use the wrong firearm.
===Bruises===
*: Wind chill effect, right?
*: Plants need air to survive.
*: Animals need to breathe.
*: There's no way you can just fly to space.
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===Buffs===
*: Smothering the fire.
*: Suffocation.
===Bruises===
*: Biological weathering.
===Immunities===
*: Hitting something hard with something hard. That doesn’t make sense.
*: Same thing.
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===Buffs===
*: Despite what you all say, cool temperatures do, in fact, kill fire.
*: Cooling it down, man!
*: Hyperthermia.
*: Ice freezes water, right?
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===Buffs===
*: Growing out of the ground.
*: Sunlight. That’s it.
*: PvZ.
*: Even seen photos of plants bursting out of rocks?
*: The natural way, right?
*: Plants need water for photosynthesis.
===Bruises===
*: Photosynthesis, am I right?
*: Plant is life.
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===Buffs===
*: Metal beats dirt all the time. Unless it’s too weak.
*: Ice sculpting and cracking!
*: Put the final nail on that coffin.
*: Umm, brain damage?
*: Mmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine theeeeeeeeeeee stooooooooooooone!
*: Kill that animal with a sword. Or a knife. Or anything sharp.
*: Same thing.
*: Pop.
*: Flesh cannot be blocked by sharp stuff.
*: Stabbed.
===Bruises===
*: As one iron sharpens another, you shouldn’t do that in terms of an RPG.
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===Buffs===
*: Don’t stay under a tree during a thunderstorm, they say.
*: Seriously?
*: Lightning IS light, right?
*: Too much electricity for your game? Not a good idea.
*: Brain + storm = electrocution.
*: Come on.
*: Water conducts electricity.
===Bruises===
*: Lightning IS hot is heck, right?
*: Yeah...
*: Aren’t zombies made BECAUSE of lightning?
*: "Not even lightning can beat Lightning!"
===Immunities===
*: Lightning is fire, fire cannot kill a dragon.
*: Rubber is not a conductor.
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===Buffs===
*: Gotta rot them with MAGIC.
*: Well, um...
*: Magic beats magic, right?
*: Explain why holy crosses can get rid of vampires. MAGIC.
*: I... just can't.
===Bruises===
*: Just plain intelligence. I JUST KNOW.
*: Magic turns you INTO a dragon sometimes.
*: Science, baby!
*: Fairies use magic.
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===Buffs===
*: Get rid of those clouds!
*: Melt that ice!
*: Light!
*: Do I really- (sighs)
*: THE SUN! — Dracula
*: EVAPORATION!
===Bruises===
*: ...
*: Block that light! With mirrors, which are part glass, part METAL.
*: Just look at the stars.
===Immunities===
*: Light cannot beat light.
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===Buffs===
*: Most plants can’t grow in the dark!
===Bruises===
*: ...
*: ...
*: ...
*: Darkness = monsters.
*: Space is dark.
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===Buffs===
*: ZvP.
*: The Gathering.
*: PvZ and other zombie-based games.
*: DML and others.
*: Bloons.
*: So focused on your game that you forgot to eat.
*: Losing track of time.
===Bruises===
*: They say that video games will rot your brain. They were wrong.
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===Buffs===
*: ZvP, duh!
*: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
*: Same thing!!!!
*: Your life gets taken away!
===Bruises===
*: Hmm?
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===Buffs===
*: Intelligence.
*: You gotta be smart to be good at games!
*: Read those words!
*: HEY, SPOILER ALERT!
*: Brain beats brawn.
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===Buffs===
*: Rules of grammar and math kinda give you a headache, right?
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===Buffs===
*: Break rocks with stronger rocks.
*: Ice breaking.
*: Brain damage and drain bamage.
*: Rocks at animals = dead/coma.
*: Same thing.
===Bruises===
*: Why?
*: Something hard --> Something equally hard = Why would you even?
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===Buffs===
*: Fire extinguishers.
*: Corrosive.
*: Bunsen burners?
*: Weed killers.
*: Again... corrosive.
*: Science, baby!
*: Some chemicals glow.
*: See Magic.
*: See Rocky.
*: Reaction!
*: You might burn your body!
*: Evaporation! Right?
*: Because.
===Bruises===
*: Smarts --> Smarts = What?
*: Huh.
*: Some chemicals MAKE explosions!
===Immunities===
*: Burning can't kill a dragon.
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===Buffs===
*: Eating plants.
*: Sunlight! Vitamin D and stuff.
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===Buffs===
*: Because dragons fly. And beat birds all the time.
*: Have you EVER seen a fireproof animal? HAVE YOU???
===Bruises===
*: Training for dragons.
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It depends.
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===Buffs===
*: The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind. Yes, I’ve just made a Bob Dylan reference.
*: Landing on your head, neck, or stomach can cause serious injury or even death. — Get Air
===Bruises===
*: Two words: water balloons.
*: Umm... popping!
*: They know how to use 'em.
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===Buffs===
*: Candy Crushed.
*: Too much sugar is bad for you. — everyone
*: SUGAR CRUSH!
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===Buffs===
*: Chemical reactions happening over time.
*: Leaving your food out for too long is a bad idea.
===Immunities===
*: TIME!
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===Buffs===
*: Duh.
*: Explosions make light!
*: Duh.
===Bruises===
*: Too hard!
*: Explosions usually help you get to space, right?
===Immunitites===
*: Duh.
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===Buffs===
*: Oh my, did anticipation fail you again?
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===Buffs===
*: Sound can travel through air.
*: Ice is usually as fragile as glass.
*: Metal can amplify volume.
*: Sound can break rocks. If it's loud and high-pitched enough.
*: OH MY GOSH SOME SOUNDS ARE TOO LOUD AND HIGH-PITCHED FOR CERTAIN ANIMALS!
*: Sound can travel through water.
===Bruises===
*: Ever seen those soft soundproof walls?
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===Buffs===
*: Brawns beat brains.
===Bruises===
*: Too hard!
*: Same thing.
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===Buffs===
*Everything: SERIOUSLY!!!!
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===Buffs===
*: Life beats death?
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===Buffs===
*: Uh...
===Bruises===
*: Duh.
*: Da Rules state that this bruise is required.
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===Buffs===
*: POUND THAT ROCK.
*: JUST POUND IT.
===Bruises===
*: Cushions.
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===Buffs===
*: RIDE LIKE THE WIND, BABY!
*: Faster than light!
*: Same.
*: About time...
*: Sound, too...
===Bruises===
*: Running while on fire? No.
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===Buffs===
*: You can't light a fire in a vacuum.
*: Stars.
*: Satellites.
===Bruises===
*: It's extremely cold in space.
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This element is unique as it has three subcategories; each subcategory adds two new buffs (one against a certain element and another against another subcategory), but also adds two new bruises. Oh, and they share the same weaknesses. (For example, if beats , that would mean , , and would take equal damage.) So...
*All of the subcategories share the same weaknesses, regardless of what it is. ( > would beat and its subcategories)
*Each subcategory has two additional buffs and two additional bruises. (normal won't beat but will beat ).
*You can just pick "" and call it a day.
===Buffs===
*Overall (all of the subcategories share these buffs)
**: Well... uh...
*-exclusive
**: The mysticism triangle. Also because of getting rid of clusters with destruction.
**: BREAK IT!
*-exclusive
**: The mysticism triangle.
**: Mess with your mind.
*-exclusive
**: The mysticism triangle.
**: I... have no idea what I'm doing.
===Bruises===
*Overall (all of the subcategories share these bruises)
**: How can I put this?
*-exclusive
**: The mysticism triangle.
*-exclusive
**: The mysticism triangle.
*-exclusive
**: The mysticism triangle.
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===Buffs===
*: You can't just use your brains to figure out the location of stealth opponents.
*: Hunting tactics.
*: Melee against ranged is difficult.
*: Override their surprise with your surprise. Shoot 'em down.
===Bruises===
*: Hitting fast targets is gonna be hard if your firearm is heavy.
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===Buffs===
*: Extinguishing fires.
*: Washing the rocks away.
*: Water melts ice.
*: Rust, remember?
*: Putting your games console in water would be a great tragedy.
*: See Rocky.
*: Your wings get wet?
*: Dilution.
===Bruises===
*: Plants need water for photosynthesis.
*: Balls float on water.
*: Uhh...
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===Buffs===
*: Killing you... FROM THE INSIDE!
*: Dead.
*: Dead.
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