The Sultry Argonian Bard, v1

The Sultry Argonian Bard, v1 is part of a play written by Ellya Erdain and is riddled with sexual innuendo, very similar to The Lusty Argonian Maid.
==Locations==
===Dawnguard===
*Dead Drop Mine – Next to a bedroll on a platform at the upper end of an elevated wooden walkway.
===Online===
*Daggerfall Cathedral
==Contents==
The Sultry Argonian Bard
Volume 1
by Ellya Erdain
Act VI, Scene II, continued
Croon-Tail: 
My lady, I could never perform your request!
Ellya Erdain: 
Oh? Is it too fast for you?
Croon-Tail: 
I fear that it may damage my instrument.
Ellya Erdain: 
Ah, but you seem to handle your instrument so well, my darling.
Croon-Tail: 
You flatter me, my lady.
Ellya Erdain: 
Yes, well it is such a large and magnificent piece. May I hold it?
Croon-Tail: 
Goodness no! The innkeeper would never approve of such a public display.
Ellya Erdain: 
Then, may I suggest a private performance? Perhaps, away from the noise of the inn where we both may enjoy your tremendous talent.
Croon-Tail: 
Surely you don't mean for me to accompany you to your room?
Ellya Erdain: 
Indeed I do, my sweet. Indeed I do.
END OF ACT VI, SCENE II
==Trivia==
*Although "Volume One" is in the title of the book, there is no second volume, that is known of.
*This book adds on to the crude humor seen in previous Elder Scrolls games' take on the 'Adult Genre' of books.
*The author of this volume is the woman character in the story.
==Gallery==
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==Appearances==
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de:Die heißblütige argonische Bardin, Band I
es:El tórrido bardo argoniano, volumen I
fr:Le barde argonien frivole, Volume I
ru:Страстный бард-аргонианин, т. 1
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