Sonic the Hedgehog VS Usain bolt( Jaeden Man89 rap battles of numbness)

Jaeden Man89 Rap Battles of Numbness
Sonic
VS
Usain Bolt
BEGIN!
Sonic the Hedgehog:
My name's Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog
Compared to me, your running is just a simple jog
I'm a hero and iconic, you winning would be ironic
Your ass is grass, Bolty, don't need to go Super Sonic
The boy from Trelawny is making me yawny
It Doesn't Matter if you try! I'll conquer this battle like I have many
You're in my Shadow, we know you're jealous of me
I Spin Dash you in a Flash! You'll drop all your gold bling
Usain, you're insane, and Jamaican me crazy
I'm super sonic racing, and disgracing you is easy
I defeat Eggman every day, you're next on my list
You're In His World, where I've got an ass for you to kiss
Usain Bolt:
(0:51)
I'm the REAL fastest one alive! You're a hack and subliminal
Your whole series rips off others, like Dragon Ball! Not even original
I kick the asses of furfags like you on a day-to-day basis
I'm cracking my knuckles, and I'll put you with the faker in stasis
We all know you're gay! Ask your boyfriend, Miles
My raps strike like a Lightning Bolt, more yellow than Tails
You go Mach 1 fictional? I passed 9.69 realistical
I'm collecting more gold than you will on your zoned-out Green Hills, ya'll
Sonic the Hedgehog:
I break both robots and the sound barrier! I'm on the Walk of Game, son
I'm the Genesis of fast-paced action since 1991
I team up in sports with Mario and in bed with Rose
You got burnt by your own Bolt, I'm getting millions of games sold!
Usain Bolt:
I've been conquering races since I was kid! You did it when you were classic
You aren't retro no more, Sonic, so get back to sucking Sega's dick
I'll double double rap your ass to the Space Colony ARK
World Athlete of the Year has more bite than your bark
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
(to 'SEGA')
JAEDEN MAN89
(whoosh)
RAP BATTLES OF
Numbness!!!
Beat
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