Snail Guy

Snail Guy is the 5th episode in Back To Slack
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: Hello Squidward!
Squidward: Go away!
[closes window]
SpongeBob: Squidward!?
[knocks on Squidward's door]
Squidward: WHAT!?
SpongeBob: Hi Squidward. I walking Gary. You want to bring Snellie?
Squidward: Oh. Sn-sn-Snellie? She was traded by a poker man.
SpongeBob: Okay. Sor–
[Squidward slams door]
Squidward: Oh boy. I need a NEW snail. I better pet!
[LATER at Pet Shop]
Squidward: Hmmmm... What pet snail should I get? Not blue. Not red. Ooh! Not roman!
Roman Snail: [sighs] Meowth Meow!
Squidward: Where are good– hey! He looks like ME! I'll take him!
[LATER at Squidward's house]
Squidward: Alright, Squidward Jr., sit.
Squidward Jr.: Meow!! [hisses] [attacks Squidward]
[Squidward screams]
[MEANWHILE]
SpongeBob: What's going on?
[SpongeBob opens door]
SpongeBob: Squidward!!!!??!! [grabs Squidward Jr. and throws him into garbage]
Squidward: Thank you SpongeBob. I know how to repay you: NOTHING.