Divide by Zero

Dividing by Zero is a method of asploding that involves mathematics. When you divide a number by zero on a calculator, an error occurs. However, when you divide things and people by zero or on a CCC calculator, they quickly approach to becoming infinitely (or negative infinitely) stretched out, becoming bigger than the UnOmniverse itself. Things divided by zero are still allowed to exist, thanks to string theory keeping all those atoms attached on strings, but usually if a living thing is divided by zero it dies pretty quickly.
The only person who can divide by 0 and live is Chuck Norris, but he won't do it because he doesn't want to make You jealous. Rumor has it that he did do this, and it lead to the creation of Your Mom.
The opposite of a Divide by Zero is Multiply by Zero, which causes you to become infinitely small, and die in a similar manner.
==Ways to divide by zero==
*In older versions of Windows, trying to divide a number by zero in the calculator program would divide you by zero. This bug was fixed in Windows XP.
*Anger NaN.
*Encounter a glitch in the space-time continuum.
*Using a Center for Chaos Containment calculator to divide either '1337' or '1338' by 0.
*Dividing by Captain 0.
*Ruling the Nothing Wiki
Category:Dangerous things
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:Powers
Category:Numbers
Category:Asplosives
Category:Extremely unsafe for kids and adults ever