Who's The Best (song)

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Who's The Best is a song sung by Henry and Margaret and the music by Brian. It appears in Horrid Henry, Money Talks and Horrid Henry and the Red Roof Gang.
== Lyrics ==
=== Part 1: Moody Margaret ===
Shh it's a secret no need to shout! 
Secret is what it's all about
Secret Club - what do we do?
Shh it's a secret, not telling you!
Nunga Nunga Nunga Nin, 
Without the password, you can't come in!
Only for girls, we don't like boys!
Unless you've got some really good toys...
Secret Club is the best, 
Secret Club rules the nest!
S-E-C-R-E-T Club!
=== Part 2: Horrid Henry ===
Purple Hand Gang is beyond compare, 
Whenever you need us we'll be there!
Top-level missions are what we do!
Don't call us, we'll call you!
I'm the leader and if you forget, 
You'll walk the plank - no safety net!
We're mean and murky, crazy and cruel.
Chocolate biscuits are our fuel!
Purple Hand Gang is the best!
Purple Hand Gang beats the rest!
P-U-R-P-L-E Hand Gang!
=== Part 3: Horrid Henry + Moody Margaret ===
Enemy ahoy, hang on to your coat.
Pull up the drawbridge, fill the moat!
We're under attack, unsheath your sword!
There's never time for us to get bored
Purple is the colour, pirate is the name.
You know the Purple Hand Gang is the name!
Wherever we go, wherever we roam,
The skull and crossbones - that's our home!
Playing dollies, biscuit eating,
Reading comics, enemy beating
We don't boast, we don't brag!
All you need is your own handbag!
And when the going gets really rough,
The Purple Hand Gang gets really tough!
Alien invasion, pirate raid?
Give us a call, we'll come to your aid!
Secret Club is the best, 
Secret Club rules the nest!
Purple Hand Gang is the best!
Purple Hand Gang beats the rest!
Secret Club is the best, 
Secret Club rules the nest!
Purple Hand Gang is the best!
Purple Hand Gang beats the rest!
Our club is the best!
=== Best Boys Club Song (never featured) ===
Best Boys always do their best
Best Boys always pass the test
B-E-S-T Best Boys
Selfishness must be deplored
Goodness is its own reward
We never will have dirty leaves
Our motto is to please please please
Our tidy room is a tidy mind
Any mess would be a unkind
We will love to polish and to clean
Anything less would be awfully neat
Best Boys always do their best
Best Boys always pass the test
B-E-S-T Best Boys
We are ready to work work work
No matter how hard we'll never stop
Getting gold stars is our aim
Reaching for the moon is our game
Helping all folks and cross the road
Liking our Mum and Dads very load
We polish our shoes and comb our hair
Best Boys Club will always play fair
Best Boys always do their best
Best Boys always pass the test
B-E-S-T Best Boys
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