Die Hard is a Christmas Film

"Die Hard is a Christmas Film" is the third of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It is the first song not to be a cover of other artists on this 22 song release. It was released on December 6th, 2020.
== Official Lyrics ==
[Intro]
Welcome to the party, Pal
[Verse 1]
Every fucking year it's the same debate
Have I got the right to watch Bruce Willis on Christmas day?
It drives me insane, fuck the politics
The only thing defining Christmas is the date
By definition then it's as festive as you get
There is nothing more festive than a man crawl through a vent
So leave your taxi driver outside to never interfere
Christmas time at Nakatomi Plaza is here
[Chorus]
We are running out of time
The vault is nearly open
The weather outside is frightful
Dum da dum, delightful
Wrap a hose pipe around your waist
There is no time to waste
Jump off the roof with Christmas cheer
John McClane is here
[Verse 2]
How can you doubt this authenticity? It's heartwarming
A tale of good shooting evil in the face
How can you say this isn’t Christmassy? Are you stupid?
The amount of Christmas references is obscene
But the real reason I insist on watching this is not up for debate
It’s either Die Hard or The Great Escape
How can it compare with this genius for real though?
“Now I Have A Machine Gun. HO-HO-HO”
[Chorus]
We are running out of time
The vault is nearly open
The weather outside is frightful
Dum da dum, delightful
Wrap a hose pipe around your waist
There is no time to waste
Jump off the roof with Christmas cheer
John McClane is here
[Outro]
Oh, yippy-ki-yay motherfucker