Realistic Mario

== General Information ==
Realistic Mario is supposedly a mysterious figure resembling a realistic rendition of mario, and most likely a former Redditor. He commands a Reddit Terrorist organization in Britain known as the Paramilitary Operating for the Reddit Nation, or P.O.R.N, for short. While threatening, they do not follow Big Chungus and are relatively small, possibly having under 200 members. Many of these members are also those who sympathize with Reddit and wish to join the cause in Britain, although a decent portion are those who stayed in Britain after the Reddit War. They all follow Realistic Mario, who often does not show his face. 
== Background Information ==
Realistic Mario claims to have joined the Reddit Army in 1848, and supposedly rose the ranks to become an officer. He was apparently largely involved in less notable battles. Eventually, he says he would have the chance to prove himself at the Battle of London, where he and his men were said to have fought valiantly. However, the Reddit troops were largely overwhelmed by the British troops, and eventually their leader Big Chungus was forced to flee due to embarrassment. A majority of the Reddit army fled along side him, and many of the confused or arrogant troops which stayed were killed. Realistic Mario was able to group many of these men after the war and make their collective escape. This is largely the beginning of P.O.R.N, which from this point on committed terrorist attacks against the British Government. Realistic Mario began to take a less and less active role in these attacks over time, preferring to stay largely in the shadows. Eventually, government knowledge of his group led them to become far more loose of an organization, usually acting as a vague guiding force to Redditors in England rather than a rigid paramilitary structure. He currently rarely shows his face, and only the oldest members know who he truly is.
== Appearance ==
Realistic Mario looks like a hyper realistic version of mario, and has very large, striking blue eyes. He wears jean overalls and a dirty red undershirt.
== Fun Facts ==
* Realistic Mario was only originally the boss of Charlie Tuna because in that unfinished comic he appears in Napoleon's vision.
*It is implied that Realistic Mario never fought in the Reddit War, and instead is attempting to 'steal valor' to recruit Reddit Soldiers to P.O.R.N
*It has also been suggested by many that he may not even be real, rather a 'ghost story' of sorts by captured P.O.R.N members to hide the real leadership of their terrorist organization. While this sounds likely, Napoleon has seen him in a cryptic vision of his, which often exhibits real people that he may one day see. This could also be interpreted as Napoleon having his first run-in with the P.O.R.N organization. Overall, there is evidence on both sides, so it is truly unknown.
* He/Him
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