What My Theme Park Ride Is Telling Me

Saw: These pendulums don't listen
No not one little bit
They spin around out of control
And split into many bits
It's up to me to stop them
'Cause plainly you can see
It's got to be my destiny
And it's what my theme park ride is telling me
Vortex: I try to keep them laughing
Put a smile upon their face
But whenever I look stupid
It's a bit of a disgrace
I have to entertain them
It's there for all to see
It's got to be my destiny
And it's what my theme park ride is telling me
Colossus: I don't care much for hitting swarms
And shooting them ain't such a hoot
No matter what I try I cannot fix this stupid swarm chute
I've got so many chores to do
It's no fun being me
But it's got to be my destiny
'Cause it's what my theme park ride is telling me
Nemesis Inferno: Lookie here at what I made
It's all over my dress
I know it doesn't look like much
Hammers give me destress
Would y'all give me a hand here
And help me fix this mess
My destiny is not pretty
But it's what my theme park ride is telling me
High Striker: I'm in love with the saw movies
But the others have concerns
For I just gave them forward beartraps over their sunburns
I have to keep on trying
For everyone can see
High Striker and Saw: It's got to be
Vortex: It's got to be
Colossus: My destiny
Nemesis Inferno: My destiny
All: and it's what my theme park ride
It's what my theme park ride
Yes it's what my theme park ride is telling me
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