Finding Babba

Finding Babba is an episode in Mr. Rrarrg. In this episode, the gang find out about a strange fish who's been kidnapping people including babba, so they try to find out who is the kidnapper.
== Characters ==
* News Guy
* Patrick
* Babba
* Rrarrg
* Grr
* Grugg
* Kidnapper
* 82 people
* Fred
* Shack Person
* NKC Resident
== Transcript ==
(shot of the gang at the tv watching the news)
News Guy: breaking news: man fucks turkey in the tesco parking lot
Patrick: Oh man, I wish I wasn't that turkey.
News Guy: In other news, people have been disappearing all of a sudden. 82 people went missing overnight. And now, back to sports.
Patrick: Oh man, that is terrible! 82 people went missing overnight! Who is doing this?
Grugg: grugrgrgug (i don't know)
Patrick: We gotta find out who has done this. Maybe they'll come to our cave!
(they all gasp)
Patrick: Well, it's soon to be bedtime. So one of us is gonna have to stay out here and look for the kidnapper!
Babba: babababab! (I wanna do it!)
Patrick: Okay then.
(the others go to bed)
Narrator: 1:00AM
(cut to babba on the couch watching tv)
Babba: bababababab (i'm glad we still have the tv)
(a shadow like figure emerges in the cave entrance)
Babba: ba? babababa? (huh? Who's there?)
(the shadow laughs and approaches babba)
Babba: ba, ba, BABAAAAAAAA (no, no, NOOOOOOOO)
(cut to patrick's bedroom where patrick is snoring, faint screaming noises are heard)
Narrator: 9:00AM
(patrick wakes up)
Patrick: ah, good morning!
(patrick comes into the living room and sees that babba is nowhere to be found)
Patrick: babba? Where are you? Oh no! HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!
(the barnacle monsters wake up)
Rrarrg: rrarrarg? (kidnapped?)
Grugg: grugrug? (kidnapped?)
Grr: gr? (what?)
(the barnacle monsters come to the living room)
Grr: grgrggrgr? (what happened?)
Patrick: babba… is missing!
(the monsters gasp)
Patrick: Well, we know he's real now. Although it could be a she… or a they… or..
Rrarrg: rragrrrarrgagrga, rrarrgarrgarrg! (enough with the pronouns, we gotta find babba!)
Patrick: luckily i didn't take off babba's tracker.
(patrick opens his phone)
Patrick: Let's see… Aha!
(patrick pushes a button on his phone and searches the location of babba)
Patrick: alright… And the tracker is off. Great.
Grugg: grugrugrrgug (well, we tried our best.)
Patrick: no! We are not giving up! We're gonna find babba even if it takes us days!
Grr: gr, grrgrrgrggrr? grggrrg! (Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!)
Narrator: one trip down the elevator later.
Patrick: Everyone got their disguises?
(the barnacle monsters nod their heads)
Patrick: Okay, let's go.
(transition to next scene; they are walking in downtown bikini bottom)
Patrick: Excuse me sir, have you seen anyone with blue skin kind of like this?
(patrick shows a picture of babba with a hat and tie)
Fred: Hmm, no sir, I haven't seen anyone like that. Say, are you looking for the kidnapper too?
Patrick: Well, not really.
Fred: oh.
Patrick: we're just trying to find our blue friend.
Fred: Well, I can't help with that. I'll be off looking for the kidnapper now, goodbye.
(fred walks away)
Patrick: darn! We almost found him.
Grr: gr- (but-)
Patrick: no buts! 
Rrarrg: rrarrarrag (let's ask someone else)
Patrick: Good idea!
(transition to next scene; the gang are asking everyone in bikini bottom and everyone says no)
(cut to the gang walking down the street)
Patrick: Darn it, we've asked everyone in bikini bottom! We will never find babba!
Grugg: grug, grurgrgrugrgrgurg (well, we haven't checked that house yet)
(shot of a creepy looking shack)
Patrick: Hmm, looks good to me. Let's go ask!
(patrick knocks on the door and the door slowly creaked open)
Person in the shack: hello?
Patrick: hello, uh.. Have you seen anyone like this?
(patrick shows the guy a picture of babba)
Shack Person: oh, yes. I have seen him. Come inside.
(the gang comes inside and the person turns on the light)
Shack Person: your friend's been kidnapped right?
Patrick: yeah! That's why we're trying to find him.
Shack Person: I believe I know the person who's been kidnapping your friend and the other people.
Rrarrg: rarararrarg? (you watch the news?)
Shack Person: every once in a while, yes. But anyway, I've known this guy for years and I've been getting pretty sick of his offenses.
Patrick: offenses? What'd he do?
Shack Person: oh you know the usual tax fraud, assault, sexual assault and other crimes.
Grugg: grugg.. (sheesh..)
Patrick: So you know where he keeps them?
Shack Person: Yes, let me write his address down.
(shack person writes on a piece of paper and gives it to the gang)
Shack Person: he currently resides in NKC. The people are kept in his apartment on floor 5.
Patrick: floor 5… NKC… got it! Thanks, whoever you are.
(the gang leaves)
Shack Person: feel free to come anytime! Such nice fellas.
(cut to the gang back in the mountains)
Patrick: ok, so how do we get to NKC?
Grr: grgrgrgrgrgrr, grgrgrggrgrggrr (it's pretty far away, i assume we will need some form of transport)
Patrick: well, i'm pretty sure i still have my truck
(cut to them outside)
Patrick: Where in Neptune's name is my truck?!
Rrarrg: rararararrrarrarg! (now we will never get to nkc!)
Patrick: unless…
(cut to the gang in a bus)
Patrick: This is gonna take a while.
Grugg: gruggrrgrgrugrgrug! (you were the one who suggested the idea in the first place!)
Patrick: you know, sometimes i wonder why i never made translators for you guys.
Rrarrg: rrarararg, rarrararararrrararargarrarg (because then, the show will be harder to write)
Patrick: show? What show?
(the bus stops at nkc)
(the gang step out of the bus)
Patrick: well, we're here. NKC.
Grr: grggrgrgrgrgrgrgrg (now we have to find allison street)
(cut to the gang walking down nkc)
Patrick: Man, this place is in shambles!
Grr: grgr, grgrgrgrggr (yeah, good place to hide some bodies i guess)
Patrick: Maybe there's someone else who lives here.
(they see a guy walking down the street)
Patrick: Excuse me sir, do you happen to know where Allison Street is?
NKC Resident: right turn then straight. Good day.
(nkc resident walks away)
Patrick: huh.
(cut to where the over 82 people are kept)
Unknown Man: hehehehe, now that i have all of these people in here. I can finally take my revenge! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(pan outside the house; the gang are at the house)
Patrick: Well, this is it. We're here.
Rrarrg: rarrarararrarg (i guess we have to go to floor 5 now)
(cut back inside)
Unknown Man: -HAHAHAHAHA
(man coughs violently)
Unknown Man: ow my throat. I'll go get a water and YOU ALL STAY HERE OR ELSE!
(the man walks away and the gang come inside)
Patrick: (whispering) okay, we have to find babba and get out of here quickly!
Grr: (whispering) grgrgrg! (great plan!)
(they sneak around the house)
(the man comes back and notices them)
Unknown Man: INTRUDERS?! IN MY HOUSE?!
Patrick: Oh no. RUN FOR YOUR-
(patrick gets poked with a syringe)
Unknown Man: That's another one… AND YOU BETTER GET OUT BEFORE I
(grugg hits the man with a pan)
Grugg: grugrggrgrug (i don't like this guy)
Grr: grgrgrgrgrgrg! (now we have to find babba!)
(rrarrg searches through the closet of people)
Rrarrg: rararrarararrg.. (where is he..)
Grr: grgrgrgrgrggrrg (that's a lot of closet people)
(rrarrg finds babba)
Babba: (muffled barnacle noises)
Rrarrg: rararrrararg! (we saved ya buddy!)
Grugg: grugrgrgurgrgrugug? (but what about all these other people?)
(shot of the people closet)
Rrarrg: rrarrg… (hmm…)
(patrick wakes up)
Patrick: What happened? Where am i?
Grr: grgrgrgrrg (long story)
(patrick looks over to the unconscious man)
Patrick: uh..
Grugg: grugrgrgrgug (he was bad)
Patrick: Okay then. So what are we gonna do with all these people?
(babba rips his duct tape off)
Babba: bababababa (let's just leave them here for the police)
Patrick: Well then, let's go home.
(the gang leaves and the episode ends)
== Trivia ==
* This is the first episode of the Premiere Week.
* This episode was finished on March 30, 2022.
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