Ask Dr. Patrick-22 (Letter explosion!)

letter explosion is the 22nd episode of s1 of Ask and is the season finale
== Transcript ==
Patrick: hello everyone! Ive got so many letters that my mailbox nearly exploded! Im serious.
Hey Dr. Patrick, drink this non-suspicious cup of water (What Dr. Patrick doesn't know is that the water is laced with some sleepy juice, which will ensure that he is drowsy for the rest of this episode and he will fall asleep as soon as he says "b-ye!").
Patrick: alrighty. (Drinks water) now what was this about sleepy juice? It's probably (yawns) noth...ing… next… letter… please…
Pjdem06 
HELLO, MOTHERFUCKER! 1) Did you see E3? 2) How many times have you had sex with Spongebob? 3) Dame Tu Cosita 4)Come on and Fucking DAB for us! 🤣 5) Where you wanna go? 6) How much you wanna risk? 7) I ain’t looking for somebody with some superhuman gifts.
Patrick: tone down the language, 1) nope. 2) 5. Wait wha- 3) uh, uh. 4) (dabs) there. 5) to the Krusty krab. 5) nothing. 7) what?
Has this show lost meaning?
Patrick: no, at least not yet, wait a couple seasons.
Dear Doctor, Doctor Character (aka: Mr. Character) is coming for you, he knows you stole his office, PhD, and life, he called the cops, now you're in jail, what are you gonna do now that your in jail? Happy season finale, "Doctor".
Patrick: WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT- (sighs) uh, who are you, stranger? Ive never heard of doctor character… uh, sorry everyone, this will be the unplanned season finale for… private reasons. By-e… (falls on floor and goes to sleep)
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