浮かれバケモノの朗らかな破綻 (Ukare Bakemono no Hogaraka na Hatan)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
天狗界では人気鼻タレで　鼻商品ならおまかせあれ 	tengu-kai dewa ninki hanatare de hana shouhin nara o-makaseare 	Famous among tengu as a entertainose, leave it to me for all nose-related goods
だけど全毛穴から飛び散る　人間界への憧れが止まんない！ 	dakedo zen-keaana kara tobichiru ningen-kai e no akogare ga tomannai! 	But in my very pores, I feel an unending desire to live among humans!
両親がソフトにやつれるまで　したかいありまして 	ryoushin ga sofuto ni yatsureru made o-nedari shita kai arimashite 	I got on the ground and demanded begged until my parents finally got soft;
「3年だけ渡人間界を許す　その間に人間界に必要な存在になれ」 	"san-nen dake to-ningen-kai o yurusu sono kan ni ningen-kai ni hitsuyou na sonzai ni nare" 	"You can stay there for just three years - make yourself useful to their world in that time!"
 	 	
天狗パワーで目立っても　正体バレたら 	Tengu pawaa de medatte mo shoutai baretara satogaeri 	If the truth came out with my tengu powers, I'd be forced on a return trip to my parents
方法がわからず虚しい帰宅部生活　人間と何かを成し遂げればいいのかな？ 	houhou ga wakarazu munashii kitaku-bu seikatsu ningen to nanika o nashitogereba ii no kana?	Unsure what to do, I was in the lonely go-home club... Perhaps I could work with humans on something?
バンド組んで売れっ子になるってどうだろう！ 	bando kunde urekko ni naru tte dou darou! 	What if I joined a band and became a star?!
よし！メンバー探し！ 	yoshi! menbaa sagashi! 	Alright! I'll look for members!
 	 	
クラスメイトに人間が　二人しかいないってどういうこと？ 	kurasumeito ni ningen ga futari shika inai tte douiu koto? 	But what's this about my classmates? Only two of them are actually human?!
偶然俺みたいなバケモノばかり　確率論のひざが笑ってる 	guuzen ore mitai na bakemono bakari kakuritsuron no hiza ga waratteru 	So many just happened to be monsters like me - probability is laughing in my face!
バケモノ同士だからわかるんだ 	bakemono doushi dakara wakaru nda 	As a fellow monster, I can easily tell:
あいつは地底人　あいつはペソ 	aitsu wa chitei-jin aitsu wa peso 	He's a caveperson, and he's a Peso,
あいつに至ってはズボンプレッサー　家電と同じクラスってなんだ！ 	aitsu ni itatte wa zubon puressaa kaden to onnaji kurasu tte nanda! 	And he's a trouser press, of all things - I'm in the same class as consumer electronics!
 	 	
どうにか僅かな人間を　誘って作った拙いバンドは 	dou ni ka wazuka na ningen o sasotte tsukutta tsutanai bando wa 	The few humans available, I invited to start a clumsy band
仲良しではあるものの　モチベーションはそこそこで 	nakayoshi dewa aru monono mochibeeshon wa sokosoko de 	While we got along rather well, our motivation was rather lacking
自慢の鼻をフランクに　便利グッツ扱いするメンバー 	jiman no hana o furanku ni benri gettsu atsukai suru menbaa 	I revealed my proud nose to them, but the members abused it constantly...
ドラムを叩くな！　イモの固さ確かめるな！ 	doramu o tataku na! imo no katasa tashikameru na! 	Don't hit drums with it! Don't check potato firmness with it!
傘かけるのやめろ！　ドアストッパーにするな！ 	kasa kakeru no yamero! doa sutoppaa ni suru na! 	Stop hanging umbrellas! Don't use it as a doorstop!
パイ生地伸ばすな！ 	pai-kiji nobasu na! 	Don't use it to make puff pastry!
ドラムを叩くな！　隙間の掃除に使うな！ 	doramu o tataku na! sukima no souji ni tsukau na! 	Don't hit drums with it! Don't clean small gaps with it!
ドライバーにはならねぇよ！　頼むから 	doraibaa ni wa naranee yo! tanomu kara 	Don't use it as a screwdriver! I'm begging you...
大事にしてくれ！ 	daiji ni shite kure! 	Be careful with it!
 	 	
愉快な皆と過ごすうちに　大舞台に立つチャンスが舞い込んだ 	yukai na minna to sugosu uchi ni daibutai ni tatsu chansu ga maiko nda 	While enjoying this time together, we happened upon a chance to go on stage
珍しく真面目に練習して　絶対成功させるって 	mezurashiku majime ni renshuu shite zettai seikou saseru tte 	We had a rare serious rehearsal, and it would be a success for sure,
誓い合った　だけど不覚にも 	chikaiatta dakedo fukaku ni mo 	So we swore... But unfortunately,
右手を怪我して　ピックすら持てなくなった 	migite o kega shite pikku sura mote nakunatta 	I injured my right hand, and couldn't even hold a pick...
代理を立てても自分が許せない　だってこの手が動かなくたって 	dairi o tatete mo jibun ga yurusenai datte kono te ga ugokanakuta tte 	I wouldn't just have someone stand in for me... Because even if I can't move this hand...
 	 	
この鼻がギターに届く　もう正体がバレたっていい 	kono hana ga gitaa ni todoku mou shoutai ga bareta tte ii 	My nose can reach my guitar; I don't care if my identity is revealed
鼻に消えない傷がついて　鼻タレができなくなってもいい 	hana ni kienai kizu ga tsuite hanatare ga dekinaku natte mo ii 	Even if my nose is forever wounded, and I can't be a entertainose, I don't mind
どうしてもこの舞台の上に　皆と居たいって思うから 	doushite mo kono butai no ue ni minna to itai tte omou kara 	Because no matter what it takes, I want to be up on this stage with you all,
よく見えもしない未来なんかより　今が大事になったんだ 	yoku mie mo shinai mirai nanka yori ima ga daiji ni natta nda 	And more than any unlikely future, the present is most important...
下手くそな合奏が響く　どの世界よりも楽しげに 	hetakuso na gassou ga hibiku dono sekai yori mo tanoshige ni 	So as our awful performance echoes, we're having more fun than anyone...
 	 	
俺はこっそり帰るけど　後悔なんてしてないから 	ore wa kossori kaeru kedo koukai nante shitenai kara 	I snuck away silently, but I didn't have any regrets
何もかも破綻しちゃったのに　どうしてこんなに朗らかなんだろう 	nanimokamo hatan shichatta no ni doushite konna ni hogaraka nan darou 	So I may have made a failure of it all... But then why do I feel so cheerful?
==External Links==
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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