Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris is a middle class kid. How can you tell? You don't have to, she'll tell you herself, just like an Arch user. She is also the former vice president of the United States of UnAmerica alongside former president Joe Biden. She was at war with Donald Trump and his running mate Mike Pencil in 2020 and won so they could do their "build unamerica better" thing. Unlike Joe, she is not from an alternate universe. She was also a senator from California before she was elected VP and wasn't a super good one as she kept bragging about her middle class upbringings. 
== Vice-Presidency ==
From 2021 to 2025, Kamala was tasked with doing boring UnAmerican things. People liked her for a bit, but soon grew tired of her. 
In 2024, Biden decided to run again and had her as running mate, but when the old man was 360 noscoped at a debate with Donald Trump in June, she told Biden "DONT LISTEN TO THE PUBLIC TO STEP DOWN OR WE'RE SCREWED!" and for almost a month, he listened. But when he said "I have to" in July he asked her to fight Donald, which she gladly accepted and brought in her running mate Tim Wall to fight the orange man and brag about coming from a middle class family again.
Kamala often dodged questions to talk about her middle class upbringing for the 9,001th time and held very cringy rallies that didn't get a ton of visitors compared to Trump's packed football stadiums. She also didn't work at McDonald's as they confirmed, unlike Trump who did it to troll her.
She ultimately lost the fight to the Big Mac Orange and accepted her L, unlike him 4 years ago. Now she and Biden drink lots of SODA!!!! on the beach.
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