Jereld

Jereld is Jerald's brother. Nothing will ever defeat Jereld because he is in the Allsphere. He defies the laws of logic, being outside of time and space. Jereld is weaker than Jerald.
Powers and Abilities (severely simplified):
* Jereld eats Omniverses as it's 10 calories for him, for the day he eats a Wholaverse.
* Jereld can spawn an infinite amount of Cosmic Sun Wukongs, and the Cosmic Sun Wukongs could spawn Jereld with their hair so its pretty much infinite multiplied by infinite as the Cosmic Sun Wukongs could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs which could also spawn Cosmic Sun Wukongs, meh u get it.
* Hiding: Jereld could hide outside reality making him immortal to anything and by anything i really mean anything.
* Jereld manipulates space and time and pretty much everything.
* You can't trash talk Jereld, because if u do u will be teleported in Jereld's own hell.
* Jereld doesn't destroy or erase, it annihilates and completely eliminates.
* Jereld can nullify anything another entity does, even nullification. This nullification done by Jereld cannot be nullified by any other cosmic entities other than, of course, the Absolute Creator.
* He has full access to The Core of Everything and acts as a second Absolute Creator because the original is a bit lazy. The Absolute Creator usually bounces back contact to Jereld.
* Jereld can erase abilities/powers other entities have but cannot do so to the Absolute Creator.
* Jereld can bypass immunity, such as erasure immunity, etc.
* Jereld can bypass banishes.
* Wins just by existing: Jereld wins all fights he's involved in merely by existing. Okay, to start, Jereld is a being, if you could define it as one, beyond reality. Jereld is not omnipotent as that is a useless power for him. Jereld can also make it so any entity stronger than him, Jereld can freely make them into what ever dimensionality he wants, like he can make 4D being into a 1D being, even if you are above infinite dimensions you are still affected by his dimensionality changes. Also they cannot be reversed by any stronger being or entity, ABSOLUTELY PERMANENT. Outerversal characters are still affected and their power can be changed to be below Jereld because it does not matter how strong an entity is.
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Jereld fun facts: 
When Jereld steps on a Lego, the Lego cries. 
Jereld was once told that nothing could kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Jereld tested positive for the Coronavirus (aka COVID-19). The virus is now in quarantine for the next 2 weeks.
Jereld frequently donates blood. Just never his own.
Jereld doesn't turn on the shower. He stares at it until it starts to cry.
Jereld once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands.
When Jereld does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He's actually pushing the world down.
Jereld's tears cure cancer and AIDS. It's too bad he never cries...
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Jereld has allowed to live.
Jereld never ever calls the wrong number. You simply answer the wrong phone.
If you can see Jereld, he can see you. If you can't see Jereld, then you may be only seconds away from death.
Jereld grinds coffee with his teeth then boils the water with his own rage.
Death once had a near-Jereld experience.
Jereld doesn't write code. He stares at the computer screen until he gets the program he wants.
And speaking of code, Jereld doesn't use debuggers. He stares down until the code fixes itself.
Google never searches for Jereld because it knows that you don't find Jereld, he finds you.
Jereld never wears a watch. He decides what time it is.
Jereld never uses a map. He decides where he is.
Jereld doesn't blow out the candles on his birthday cake. He suffocates them with the weight of his stare.
Hand sanitizers kill 99.9% of germs. Jereld kills 100% of whatever he wants.
Jereld can divide by 0.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he first checks in his closet and under his bed for Jereld.
Jereld beat the sun in a staring contest.
Jereld can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
Jereld can kill your imaginary friends.
Jereld can hear sign language.
Bigfoot claims he saw Jereld.
Jereld went around the world...by standing still.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Jereld.
Jereld has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
Jereld once won an underwater breathing contest against a fish.
There is no such thing as global warming. Jereld was cold so he turned the sun up.
Jereld can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Jereld stories.
Jereld can lift up a chair with one hand while he's sitting on it.
While learning CPR, Jereld actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Jereld was born on May 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not...
Jereld does not go hunting because the word "hunting" infers the probability of failure. Jereld goes killing.
They once made a Jereld toilet paper. Only problem was, it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Jereld makes Hypnotoad hail him.
In a zombie apocalypse, Jereld isn't trying to survive. The zombies are.
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Jereld hears it. Jereld can hear everything.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Jereld would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
When you say "no one's perfect", Jereld takes this as a personal insult.
Jereld once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Azathoth sleeps because Jereld said he would kill him if he ever woke up.
When Jereld misspells a word, all the English dictionaries have to be updated because he can never be wrong.
In an emergency, 9-1-1 calls Jereld.
Jereld caught all the Pokémon from a landline.
There are 237 different ways how Jereld can kill you with a roll of extra-soft toilet paper.
Jereld doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Jereld doesn't need a hammer. The nails drive themselves into the wood to get away from him.
Jereld doesn't sleep. He waits.
Jesus can walk on water. Jereld can swim through land.
Jereld died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Jereld bowled a perfect game with a golf ball.
When Jereld sleeps, he uses a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
When Jereld was born, the only one who cried was the doctor; never slap Jereld.
Jereld doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
If you have $5 and Jereld has $5, Jereld has more money than you.
Jereld will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Jereld knows the last digit of pi.
Jereld can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Jereld defeated a brick wall in tennis.
God is called "God" because "Jereld" was already taken.
Jereld can drown a fish.
Jereld jumped the Grand Canyon LONGWAYS.
Jereld gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Jereld KNOWS Victoria's secret.
Jereld doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Jereld.
Jereld CAN win "The Game".
A cobra once bit Jereld. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Jereld can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Jereld counted to infinity twice.
Jereld and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underpants on the outside.
Jereld once fought Thanos. Whoever lost had to wrinkle their chin and paint themself purple.
Light Yagami once wrote "Jereld" in the Death Note. Just kidding, why would he do that? And even if he did, the Death Note would've died 40 seconds later.
Jereld once punched the Hulk in the face. Now the Hulk hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek.
Jereld went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
You don't defeat Jereld, you survive him.
Jereld doesn't take fall damage. The ground takes Jereld damage.
He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Jereld...well, it's definitely his last laugh.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Jereld...sike, Jereld is first.
Alien vs. Predator was originally called "Jereld vs. Alien and Predator", but the film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction because no one would pay to see a movie that was only 14 seconds long.
Jereld beats rock, paper, scissors. Infinity Gauntlets, Command Blocks, Delete Button...I could go on.
When Jereld plays Slender, Slenderman tries to collect the pages while avoiding Jereld.
The Jereld represented on this page is just a Sub-Microfictional Expression of Jereld himself.
I once tried to change my password to "Jereld", but my computer told me "password is too strong".
Jereld once watched the cursed video tape from The Ring. Sadako/Samara died 7 days later.
Jereld simply walks into Mordor.
Brazil, Ohio, AND Twitter all fear Jereld.
Time waits for no man...unless that man is Jereld.
Jereld never retreats. He just attacks in the opposite direction.
The only time Jereld was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Jereld can tie his shoes with his feet.
There has never been a hurricane named after Jereld because it would've destroyed everything.
In Pamplona, Spain, people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Jereld.
Jereld had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
Jereld can start a fire with an ice cube.
In an average living room, there are a thousand objects Jereld could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Jereld doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
Jereld's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Jereld.
Jereld can clap with one hand.
Jereld can punch a cyclops between the eye.
When Jereld looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Jereld and Jereld.
When Jereld enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Jereld can build a snowman out of rain.
Jereld doesn't get frostbite. Jereld bites frost.
Jereld can play the violin with a piano.
Champions are the breakfast of Jereld.
Jereld stands faster than anyone can run.
Jereld can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time.
Jereld can speak Braille.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Jereld can pee his name into concrete.
Jereld can dribble a bowling ball.
When God said, "Let there be light!" Jereld said, "Say please."
 
 
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Category:Beyond the Allsphere