WikiViews/Halo

(Begins with Dillon playing Little Big Planet as suddenly a dvd for a halo movie appears)
Dillon: NANI?! A halo movie?!
*Noah teleports.*
Noah: They made a fucking Halo movie!?! Oh, those money-grubbing corporate executive dicks! Wait, who directed this-
*Noah drops the DVD case in shock after looking at Michael Bay's name.*
Dillon: Yep, the devil incarnate himself.
Noah: Do not. Watch. This movie.
Dillon: Let's are the cast. (Reads) Jake Gyllenhaal as Master Cheif
Noah (snickering): Is there a scene where he talks to his men in a bar about capes and lasers and shit?
Dillon: Yeah.
Noah: OH MY GOD, that was just a Mysterio joke. He actually DOES THAT!?!
Dillon: Did I say yeah? I mean no.
Noah: Thank God.
Dillon: Wanna see who is Cortana? (reading) Aubrey Plaza.
Noah: I feel like this movie's cast and crew was done on a random name picker.
Dillon: it likely was. Now we shall start watching it.
Noah I mean, this is a dead-on-arrival kind of movie.
Dillon: Yeah.
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