Aladdin (a Kylie34531 Pantomime)/Transcript/Our Story Begins In China

WISHEE WASHEE: Welcome To Beijing! The State Of China. My Name Is Wishee Washee Twankey. I’m The Brother Of Aladdin Twankey And a Child Of Widow Twankey. Now As You Can See, I Don’t Have Friends.
AUDIENCE: Aw!
WISHEE WASHEE: Come On! Louder!
AUDIENCE: AW!!!!
WISHEE WASHEE: Would You Be My Friend?
AUDIENCE: YAY!
WISHEE WASHEE: Now, Every Time I Come In, I Want You All To Shout “Hip, Hip, Hooray!” Three Times Just Like Three Cheers. Can You Do That?
AUDIENCE: YES!
WISHEE WASHEE: OK! Let’s Give It a Go! (Leaves The Stage) (Comes On Stage)
AUDIENCE: Hip, Hip, Hooray! Hip, Hip, Hooray! Hip, Hip, Hooray!
WISHEE WASHEE: WOW! That Was Brilliant! You Are My Happy And Cheery Friends. Now, See This Here, This Is My Gift I’ve Got For My Birthday. This Is a VR! And This VR Is Mine, But Not Abanazar’s. I’ll Put This VR Down, And When Somebody Touches The VR, I Want You All To Shout Out My Name. Let’s Try It. (Tip-Toeing)
AUDIENCE: WISHEE WASHEE!!!!
WISHEE WASHEE: That Was Brilliant. Thanks! Now, Where’s Aladdin?
ALADDIN: HERE I AM!
WISHEE WASHEE: Hi Aladdin!
ALADDIN: Hi Wishee!
WISHEE WASHEE: How Are You Feeling?
ALADDIN: I’m Doing Great Today!
WISHEE WASHEE: Great. Now I’ve Got a Feeling For a Little Bit Of Good And Fun News.
ALADDIN: What Is It?
WISHEE WASHEE: Yesterday Is My Birthday…
ALADDIN: Oh, Happy Birthday Wishee!
WISHEE WASHEE: Thanks Aladdin. And I Had a Great Time Hanging Out With You Today.
ALADDIN: Yes But I’ve Got Bad News, The Police Is Getting Me Arrested For Being So Stupid About How If I Met a Girl In My Dreams.
WISHEE WASHEE: That’s Pretty Bad.
ALADDIN: Yes I Know It’s Bad.
WISHEE WASHEE: But We Have To Be Careful, Something Very Chaotic Happens In China,
ALADDIN: Ok.
POLICE: WHO Goes There?
WISHEE WASHEE: It’s Aladdin Sir.
POLICE: Aladdin? What Brings You Here To China?
ALADDIN: I’m Gonna Be Trustworthy To Meet a Girl.
POLICE: You Can’t Meet a Girl Unless If You Feel Charming And Handsome.
ALADDIN: But I’m a Boy!
POLICE: There You Go! I’ll Get You Aladdin, And You’re Brother Too!
ALADDIN: Run!