Susan's New Game (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Heads: "Ahh, yes, Susan the Hedgehog, Game of the Decade. Not just Game of the Year, Game of the Decade. I don't know what I should with this game this new decade."
Tails: "Skye, do you know what sequels are?"
Heads: "Yes, but I think I should make a spinoff. But what spinoff should I make?"
Tails: "Hmm, maybe instead of just a tag team game, you should make a game which has 2 game styles. Do you know Iceberg-Depth Gaming's video about the Mark and Wark pill?"
Heads: "What is that?"
Tails: "He basically says that 2D Platformers either have simple controls with levels where you have to figure out their mechanics, thus taking the Mark Pill, while they can take the Wark Pill and have levels be less dangerous, with the challenge being figuring out and getting used to the controls. So it's basically simple controls with difficult environments vs complex controls with more forgiving environments."
Heads: "What do you prefer, Dad?"
Tails: "Neither. Both are good in their own ways."
Heads: "Then let me make a game where Susan is Mark, and Sasha is Wark."
Tails: "Good idea."
Heads: "I'm going to get coding."
1 Month Later...
Heads: "Time to release this game!" he presses the release button and cartridges of the game are made
Susan: "Wow! What's that weird factory with cartridges with the faces of me and Sasha plastered on them?"
Heads: "It's my new game, Susan and Sasha. I worked on it with Bomber and my crush Skyler."
Susan: "Cool! May I play it?"
Heads: "Sure!"
Sasha: "You did get someone to play it, right?"
Heads: "Dad played it."
Sasha: "Good. Every game needs to be tested, especially with someone as smart as my nemesis and your dad."
Heads: "OK, you two are the stars of the games, so you're getting these cartridges free."
Susan: she gets a cartridge of Susan and Sasha
Sasha: she gets a cartridge of Susan and Sasha
They go to their houses
Susan and Sasha
Choose Your Character!
[[Susan]]
[[Sasha]]
Susan: "Definitely me, and not the one with complex moves." she picks herself
Cut To Sasha
Sasha: "Definitely me, and not the one with difficult environments." she picks herself
Split Screen
Susan and Sasha: "Let's play!"
Gelatin Hills
In-Game Susan: she uses lightning dash going upwards and to the right and jumps on a gelatin spring
Susan: "Cool!"
In-Game Susan: she uses lightning dash going upwards and to the right, destroying Badniks, then she jumps on a multitude of jelly springs that are far, but she dies on the jelly spring that is too far from her
Susan: "Darn it."
In-Game Susan: she jumps on the multitude of jelly springs, then she uses the forward Lightning Dash to reach that faraway jelly spring
Susan: "Why didn't I think of that sooner? Do I have enough-"
Level Clear!
Susan: "Awesome!"
Boss 1, Egg Mower
In-Game Susan: she just uses Lightning Dash on Eggman to get the first few hits
Egg Mower: it throws a sawblade at Susan
Susan: she dodges by jumping, then she Down + Left Lightning Dashes
Egg Mower: it protects itself with an entire swiss army
Sodaquatic Cove
Susan: "Hmm, let's see what he did with the water level this time."
In-Game Susan: she gets in the pool and tries lightning dashing, but it actually hurts her
Susan: "What? It- oh, wait, I do have that problem too."
In-Game Susan: she swims and kicks Badniks, thus getting some scraps from them
Susan: "Well, I should be careful not to press the Lightning Dash button."
In-Game Susan is sent to the sky with a soda geyser
Susan: "WHOA!"
Egg Cloud Appears
In-Game Susan: she uses the Lightning Dash to get to the Egg Cloud
Egg Cloud: it blows Susan with the wind
In-Game Susan: she just goes the other way around, and then dashes upward, then dashes into the Egg Cloud
Egg Cloud: [[2HP]] it blows in the opposite direction too
In-Game Susan: she Lightning Dashes down, then hits the Egg Cloud by the side
Egg Cloud: [[1HP]] it shoots lasers on the left, right, and shoots them above and below
In-Game Susan: she just Lightning Dashes horizontally under the Egg Cloud
Egg Cloud: it gets destroyed
Susan: "Woohoo! I did it!"
Hot Sauce Volcano
Susan: she lands on the volcano "Whoa, hot sauce!"
The lava rises and there are many platforming challenges
In-Game Susan: she Lightning Dashes against the robots and gets their parts and bounces on springs with spikes as hazards
Susan: "Whoa! This is tricky!"
Multiple Jumps, Deaths with Spikes and Lava later...
In-Game Susan: she fights against the Egg Microwave
Egg Microwave: it shoots fire at Susan
In-Game Susan: she ducks
Egg Microwave: it jumps on Susan, trying to hit her with its body
In-Game Susan: she manages to get under the Egg Microwave, and she Lightning Dashed Upward
Egg Microwave: it gets damaged
In-Game Susan: she attacks the glass 3 times with her Lightning Dash
Egg Microwave: the glass is destroyed, so it shoots fireballs
In-Game Susan: she dodges the fireballs and hits the bottom of the microwave
Egg Microwave: it gets damaged again, but it heats up its base and tries stomping Susan
In-Game Susan: she dodges the stomps by Boosting quickly
Egg Microwave: its base cools down
In-Game Susan: she hits the base one more time, and the machine gets destroyed
Susan: "That's a lotta scraps!"
Susan gets sent to the Egg Reactor
Eggman: "Behold! The Egg Reactor! It'll make me create more robots to destroy Sonic, Amy, and their friends, and their family, and their friends' family."
In-Game Susan: "I'm confused."
Eggman: "Try destroying it."
In-Game Susan: she tries to destroy the Egg Reactor
Susan: "Come on..."
3 Hours Later...
Eggman: "CURSE YOU SUSAN THE HEDGEHOG!"
In-Game Susan: "Perfect. Now it's time to use my giant vacuum to suck all of this up!"
Giant Vacuum sucks up all of the base's remains
In-Game Susan: she goes to Heads
In-Game Heads: "Perfect! That's enough for me to build a base underwater!'
Susan: "I beat it!"
Samantha: "Hey! Wanna compete in the world Susan and Sasha Speedrunning contest? I'm a master at this game! But for you to master it too, let's do 2 player."
Susan: "Got that."
The End
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