Thinkpad

The Thinkpad is a black laptop computer brand made by IBM (and later Lenovo) that has a red dot in it's keyboard, being powerful and is UNGODLY durable (at least they used to be) that last a lifetime! The main reason for this is that they can be upgraded (unlike a certain fruit computer) and are built so well the entire internet LOVES THESE MACHINES, especially Linux users because "red dot on keyboard = good" and even Captain 0 was supposedly spotted using one (later proven to be digitally altered) and businesses give them to employees like candy on Halloween because of their reliability being OVER 9000. 
==The red dot==
The red dot is special because idiots think it's for decoration but it's kinda like a mouse. People used to their $2000+ MacBooks say it's trash, Thinkpad fans will burn you alive if you talk crap about it. It's actually a nice experience once you get used to it. They call it a "trackpoint" which is cool as heck for some reason because of how it rolls off the tongue. The trackpad is intentionally UNDER -9000 on purpose to prioritize red dot usage.
==Nerfing==
Somewhere at Lenovo, they decided that the thinkpad was too godly for normies and decided to nerf it SEVERELY. No cool charger, no upgradeable memory, not good keyboard, ect. Why? " hUrR dUrR tHiNnEsS!!!" according to an engineer on the Thinkpads. To this day only the P series of workstations does justice to the Thinkpad name these days but those are Un$9001+ but tough as heck. But how demanding can work be (very) to justify spending a boatload of UnMoney on this (its finkpad). 
==Popularity with Linux users==
ThinkPads are popular, but users of Linux LOVE THEM! When we spoke to one, they said 
That explains everything. But the Windows users say the Linux TP nerds are either weebs or think that Astolfo is a girl (spoiler: she is not) and need to go touch grass.
Category:ComputersCategory:Expensive StuffCategory:Awesome stuff