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Next Episode: Squidward's New House
== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 29, 2016
Episode Copyrighted: 2016
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode begins with the Aquaphone ringing.
Realistic Fish Head: The Aquaphone! The Mermalair's telecommunication device connecting City Hall with the underwater crime-fighting hero, Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob, who is wearing his Mermaid Man costume, answers the Aquaphone.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Yello?
Realistic Fish Head: Never mind. It's just this idiot.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants) and Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *comes out of the house and sees Patrick in his Barnacle Boy costume and Leni in her 11 of Hearts costume*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *runs up to each other* By the power of Neptune, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Ace Savvy and 11 of Hearts unite! *unites our rings*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): To the Invisible Boatmobile!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *drags ourselves across the ground*
As they pretend to drive the Invisible Boatmobile. They go around their houses until they stop in front of Squidward's house. They stand up and their butts are shown through their ripped pants.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): This must be the secret lair of an evil villain!
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): You're right!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *pulls out a grappling hook from Patrick's butt and throws it to the roof*
SpongeBob climbs on the wall while Patrick holds on SpongeBob's pants, then Lincoln holds on Patrick's pants, then Leni holds on Lincoln's pants.
Squidward Tentacles: *opens my window and starts trimming my toenails.
Toenail clippings rain down on SpongeBob's face
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *spits some out, then sees Squidward's foot sticking out of his window* Looks like there's evil "a foot!"
Realistic Fish Head: Pun!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *whispers* And littering is a crime.
Squidward Tentacles: What? I thought I had my house sponge and star proofed!
A sign with star and sponge on a circle-backslash symbol is shown.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Hey, Squidward. Wanna play Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy with us?
Squidward Tentacles: NO! Now please fall and get seriously hurt! *cuts the rope with my toenail clippers, then makes SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni fall before closing my window*
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *lands flat on my back*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *falls into Patrick's belly button*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *falls on SpongeBob's face, then gets off of SpongeBob's face*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *pulls my head out of Patrick's belly button* I'm sure I've heard that "no" before.
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): Holy something, Mermaid Man! You can't mean…
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Yes, my young pink ward. It's none other than… *pulls myself out of Patrick's belly button.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Doctor Negative!
Squidward Tentacles: *offscreen* ♪I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...♪
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): It's that denying desperado's siren song!
Squidward is watering his garden.
Squidward Tentacles: ♪Loathing Lincoln. Scorning Leni. La, la, la, la, la, la.♪
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni are watching Squidward.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): He's obviously raising an army of mutant vegetables. And that song he's singing will…
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Bring them to life!
Squidward Tentacles: *goes to refill my watering can*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *jumps into Squidward's garden.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *kicks one of the carrots out of the ground and beats it up*
He then karate chops the carrot into pieces.
Screen reading: "Carrot Chop!"
Realistic Fish Head: Carrot chop!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *punches a potato into fries*
Screen reading: "Potato Pow!"
Realistic Fish Head: Potato pow!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *pulls out one of the lettuces and smashes it with my face*
Realistic Fish Head: Lettuce laceration!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *makes the vegetables into a salad and starts eating it*
Squidward Tentacles: *returns with the filled up watering can and sees my garden destroyed*
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *eats the rest of the salad*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Although our foes were evil, their nutrition did not go to waste, Doctor Negative.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *gives Squidward the empty salad bowl and walks away*
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): We're watching you!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *follows Lincoln*
Squidward Tentacles: That's it! I'm gonna clobber you four! *grabs my rake and runs over to SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni and appears to have stripped off their costumes, in an attempt to attack them*
However, before he can do that, the Krusty Krab horn goes off.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Hey, Squidward, do you hear that? You'd better hurry up or you'll be late for work.
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *eats a carrot* Yeah. You'd better do something or whatever.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *walks off*
Squidward Tentacles: *starts to freak out and breaks my rake in half*
However, in doing so, he also breaks his three legs in half as well. He looks down and realizes what he had just done.
Squidward Tentacles: *loses my balance and falls over*
The scene changes to Squidward arriving at the Krusty Krab and Patrick, Lincoln and Leni are sitting at a table.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): ♪Ace Savvy, our hero!♪
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): ♪The 11 of Hearts, you too!♪
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *flips patties* ♪Mermaid Man, crime-fighter!♪
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): ♪Barnacle Boy, makes do!♪
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): ♪Evil found its match today!♪
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): ♪Underwater and air justice and fair play!♪
Squidward's eye twitches as he is about to lose his sanity.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): ♪Super plan! Garbage can! Mini van! Mermaid Man and Ace Savvy!♪
Squidward Tentacles: *screams in agony*
As SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni sing loudly in his ears.
Squidward Tentacles: Will you four shut up about that stupid show?!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *comes out of the kitchen with my Mermaid Man costume on* Oh, did you say something negative, Doctor Negative?
Squidward Tentacles: What the? How did...
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *leaps over to Patrick, Lincoln and Leni*
Patrick, Lincoln and Leni are now in their Barnacle Boy, Ace Savvy and The 11 of Hearts costumes.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): I heard him say something negative!
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star) and Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Yeah!
A customer comes out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to his foot.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Mermaid Man, that injured victim's bandages have come undone!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): That poor man needs aid *pulls out a first aid kit from Patrick's butt* Of the first variety.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *opens the first aid kit*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *takes out the roll of bandages*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *wraps the customer*
While SpongeBob is singing quietly with the bandages and puts him in a wheelchair.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *gives him a blood transfusion bag for the customer* Oh! We forgot the peroxide.
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *pours the bottle of peroxide on the customer's head and makes his eyes burn*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): That should hold you until your surgeons can amputate our torso.
The customer rolls away in disgust.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *unites our rings* Justice restored!
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, Superdorks! Your turn to take out the garbage. *holds out a bag of trash and drops it on the floor*
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *picks it up*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Alright, Doctor Negative. We'll play along and take it out. Hiya!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants) and Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *punches a hole in the trash bag and sludge flies out*
Screen reading: "Junk Jab!"
Realistic Fish Head: Junk jab!
Gus the Fish: *gets covered in the sludge*
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *punches the trash bag as well and sludge flies out*
Screen reading: "Trash Thwap!"
Realistic Fish Head: Trash thwap!
The sludge flies into Harold's mouth.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *picks up my pink hearted whip and wraps it around the trash bag tightly and pops it open*
Screen reading: "Trash Pop!"
Realistic Fish Head: Trash pop!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *pulls on the trash bag and rips it open, which sends sludge flying all over the restaurant*
Screen reading: "Putrid Pop!"
Realistic Fish Head: Putrid pop!
Fish Customers: *gets splattered by the sludge*
They leave the restaurant in anger and disgust.
Mr. Krabs: *comes out of the office and sees the place completely trashed and gasps* Why are all my tables empty? Why am I not makin' money?
Squidward Tentacles: Because these four costumed creeps chased them out.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *does our action poses*
Lori Loud: *walks to Leni* Wow, Leni! You literally look amazing!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Hey Lincoln! (Concerned) What's the matter?
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Clyde is away for vacation with his dad's and we're going to the Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Ace Savvy convention alone. I tried asking everyone else but the only one who didn't laugh in my face was Luna but she has a concert to go to. So I was wondering will one of you go with—
Lori Loud: No. Not to that stupid convention! *laughs*
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Lori! *glares at her* Uh, sorry Linky. I was planning to shop at the mall's big sale. Maybe next time.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Oh ok.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *thinks to myself*
How many times has he gone to the mall with her rather than going to where he wants to go. Leni then decides it's time to something nice for her brother.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Wait Lincoln! I'll go with you to the convention! I'd rather my little brother be happy then go to a mall sale that happens like once a month!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *runs and hugs Leni*
Which surprised her at first but then without any hesitation hugs him back.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Oh thank you Leni!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): It's my pleasure Linky! And thank you!
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): Thank you!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Aw!
Lori Loud: So that's it! You're not my sister! You're not going to the mall with me?!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Not totes anymore!
Lori Loud: You'd rather go to some dumb comic book convention with Lincoln then the mall with me!?
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *sterns* Well right now. Yes.
Lori Loud: *chuckles* Okay.
Squidward Tentacles: Have fun idiots!
Mr. Krabs: Hello? *rubs my eyes* Mr. Squidward and Ms. Lori, step into me office. *goes back into his office*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Uh-oh, guys. I think we got Squidward and Lori in trouble.
Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *enters Mr. Krabs' office*
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna share a secret with you two that I never told anyone.
Squidward Tentacles: Uh, that's okay.
Lori Loud: We don't literally need to hear. Uh...
Mr. Krabs: *takes out a remote and pushes the button*
The remote activates a hidden door on the wall and reveals a room filled with comic books.
Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: Hmm?
Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs and Lori Loud: *walks into the room*
Squidward Tentacles: *takes one of the comic books and laughs* You're a comic book geek!
Lori Loud: Aw, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: *freaks out and takes the comic book away from Squidward*
He puts the comic book in a plastic bag.
Mr. Krabs: Don't touch those! They're mint condition... worth a fortune!
Lori Loud: So you read comics. Don't worry. Lots of perfectly immature adults read comics.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's deeper than that.
Mr. Krabs: *pulls a secret switch a reveals a super villain costume behind another hidden door* I sewed it meself. It's Captain Tightwad from Issue 53! They say he's a bad guy, but, you know, I think he's just misunderstood.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, look at that. I think I've left my oven on. *attempts to leave
Mr. Krabs: *pulls him back* I have some fabric leftover. So, I made this. *pulls out a shirt with a "no" sign on it and The Low Card Costume*
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, don't tell me. Doctor Negative?
Lori Loud: The Low Card?
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni are outside the office door, trying to hear what's going on.
Mr. Krabs: *offscreen* Ahoy, you high-sea halfwits!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *gasps and runs away from the door*
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): *pops out in my Captain Tightwad costume* Tremble before Captain Tightwad! *doesn't see Squidward and Lori* Squidward! Lori!
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative): *sarcastically, comes out in my Doctor Negative costume* And cower in fear of Doctor Negative.
Lori Loud (The Low Card): *comes out in my The Low Card costume* I am The Low Card.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Holy Shrimp! This is the best day of my life!
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *giggles*
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): *pulls out three coins attached to strings*
As though they are villain weapons. He throws his weapons to SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni and they are able to dodge them. He looks at Squidward and Lori.
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): *to Squidward and Lori* What are you waiting for? *grabs Squidward and throws him to SpongeBob and Lincoln*
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative): *gets my arms tangled in SpongeBob's body, then pulls my arms out and sends him spinning around like a top*
He hits the register boat, some tables and a pole like a pinball in a pinball machine.
Screen reading: "Sad!"
Realistic Fish Head: Sad!
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad) and Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *fights each other by flapping our hands in our faces*
Screen reading: "Pathetic!"
Realistic Fish Head: Pathetic!
Lori Loud (The Low Card) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *fights each other by flapping our hands in our faces as well*
Screen reading: "Hardcore!"
Realistic Fish Head: Hardcore!
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative): *bashes into Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Lori and Leni*
Screen reading: "Mediocre!"
Realistic Fish Head: Mediocre!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *jumps down from the rail and splats myself on the floor*
Screen reading: "Sub-Par!"
Realistic Fish Head: Sub-par!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *pulls myself out of the floor*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *jumps into Mr. Krabs and Squidward*
Screen reading: "Suspect!"
Realistic Fish Head: Suspect!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Why are we fighting Captain Tightwad? He didn't even commit a crime.
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): Wha... What do ya mean?
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *takes out glasses and an old comic book* Oh, Mr. Krabs. It's right here in Mermaid Man Number 98. "No superhero shall fight a super villain until that super villain has committed a crime."
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): Arr... Uh... Hey! *runs to the register and puts money in my pants* Ha! See? I just stole some money!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Well, it's not really stealing if it's your own money.
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): *sulks and money falls out of my pants* Oh, come on! What do... What do I have to do here?
The scene changes to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Lincoln, Lori and Leni at the First Nautical Bank.
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): Are you sure about this? Isn't robbing a bank against the law?
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Well, yes Mr. Krabs. But you're not really robbing a bank, you're just pretending to.
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): And then we can play?
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Yep!
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): Oh, okay.
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative), Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad) and Lori Loud (The Low Card): *enters the bank*
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): Ahoy! Anyone home? It's Captain Tightwad, Doctor Negative and The Low Card! We're here to rob ya! Anyone here? No.
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative), Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad) and Lori Loud (The Low Card): *sees the security guard sleeping on a chair*
Security Guard: Eh, barnacle nickels! Uh, can I help you ladies?
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): Oh, yeah! Thanks old timer! Um, we're pretending to rob this bank. Where's the tellers? Where's the money?
Security Guard: There ain't no tellers. ATM's outside.
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative), Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad) and Lori Loud (The Low Card): *sees a long line of customers at the ATM*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni are seen in the line.
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): Ah, barnacles! I've forgot me debit card.
Security Guard: Wait a minute! I don't care if you are ladies! Nobody pretends to rob my bank!
The security guard rips his shirt and bulks up. He beats up Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Lori, leaving them injured.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants) and Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *gives them a thumbs up*
The scene changes to the convention Leni is thinking about the mall which is right across the street from the convention.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *sees Leni nervous* You ok Leni?
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Uh. Yeah. Like totes. *nervous smiles*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Ok just checking. Come on, we're gonna miss comic book signing!
As they stand in line she looks at the mall from outside the window. She is tempted to walk out.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Uh Lincoln...I uh….Have to go to the bathroom! Bad!!!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): But you were almost at the front of the line!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Please Linky! I'm about to pee myself!!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Awright go! But hurry back!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *tries to find the exit*
After about 5 minutes she finally finds it and leaves. She gets in Vanzilla and thinks to herself.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *in mind* Am I really doing this? *smiles* Yes. Yes I am.
As she arrives to the mall it shows a montage of her shopping at makeup and clothes stores. She buys smoothies,magazines and even a graphic novel for Lincoln. Back at the convention Lincoln is searching for Leni.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Leni!? Leni!? Where'd you go!? It's been like an hour! Leni!?
As he arrives towards the exit he sees something very familiar. A pink whip with hearts right by the door. Lincoln's heart shatters not only did one of his nicest sister's just abandon him but she also lied to him. He marches outside towards the mall.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): I like totes bought a bunch of amazing things!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *behinds her* I'm sure you did!
Time card reading: "One Hour Later..."
Realistic Fish Head: One hour later...
The scene changes to the Krusty Krab now changed into the Krusty Lair. Everything inside the restaurant is filled with props that SpongeBob bought at the store. SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni are in a cage and they're tied up.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Okay, The Low Card! Captain Tightwad! Doctor Negative, you can come out now!
Lori Loud (The Low Card), Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad) and Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative): *pops out of the giant cash register*
Lori Loud (The Low Card) and Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): *lands perfectly*
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative): *falls flat on my face*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Okay, so here's the scene. You two have us here in this cage over a pool of boiling oil. Now that is a crime. Now, you can let us out so we can fight.
Lori Loud (The Low Card): Oh, I don't think we're going to do that. *pulls the lever and activates the machine*
The machine begins to lower the cage.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Hey, wha... what are you doing?
Lori Loud (The Low Card): Being evil. Isn't that what you wanted? Aren't you scared? Boo-hoo?
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Boo-hoo? Do you expect us to cry?
Lori Loud (The Low Card): No, Mr. Linc. I expect you to fry!
Lori Loud (The Low Card) and Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative): *laughs evilly*
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): *laughs as well*
But as Mr. Krabs calms down
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative): *gives a malicious grin*
Mr. Krabs (Captain Tightwad): Eh, okay, Squidward. Playtime's over. This is getting a little intense here.
Squidward Tentacles (Doctor Negative): Mr. Krabs, look at those guys.
Lori Loud (The Low Card): Too long have I suffered living between you four ninnies! But now, now as The Low Card, I shall finally exact my exquisite revenge! *laughs maniacally*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *giggles*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): See? I just knew she'd make a terrific bad guy. She is really committing.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Yeah, she is.
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): You did a great job with casting.
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Totes!
Realistic Fish Head: Could this be the end of our doofus duo? Deep fried like four tenacious tater tots on tenterhooks?
As he hugs her back he realizes Lori laughing at them. Leni smiles at him.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Swing, Girl Yonder! Swing the basket!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): *swings the basket back and forth*
Until then they knock the machine over, creating a crack on the floor.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Now Leni!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Don't worry! I got this! *picks up my pink hearted whip and wraps it around Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Lori's legs and makes them trip*
The sudden force makes Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Lori fall into the boiling oil and three of them are fried. The restaurant begins to crack all over and crumble down into pieces.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *pulls a fry basket out from Patrick's butt and takes Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Lori out of the oil*
Everyone starts laughing and taking pictures of fried Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Lori.
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): *eats Lori's hand*
Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Lori shake the crusts off themselves and are now in their underwear.
Lori Loud: CURSE YOU MERMAID PANTS, BARNACLE STAR, ACE SAVVY AND THE 11 OF HEARTS!!!!!!!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star) and SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): *gives each other a high five*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants): Oh boy, Mr. Krabs! That was the best Mermaid Man playdate ever!
Patrick Star (Barnacle Star): Yeah. Not bad. But next time, we won't go so easy on ya!
Mr. Krabs: *groans*
As he takes out his comics.
Mr. Krabs: Maybe I'll just stick to reading comics from now on.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Thanks Leni!
Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): Anytime Linky!
SpongeBob SquarePants (Mermaid Pants), Patrick Star (Barnacle Star), Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy) and Leni Loud (The 11 of Hearts): To the Mermalair! *leaps into the street and drag ourselves*
As if they are driving the Invisible Boatmobile.
Realistic Fish Head: And so ends another numb-skulled episode of the preposterous pair, Mermaid Pants, Barnacle Star, Ace Savvy and The 11 of Hearts! Tune in next time for more mind-numbing adventures! I've really gotta find another job! I wonder if it's too late to go back to college radio!
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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