Episode 206: Paula Abdul/transcript

==Cold open==
 	Seymour opens the elevator door. Paula walks out.
Seymour 	Third floor. Studio, Ms. Abdul.
Paula 	Thank you, Seymour.
Seymour 	You're welcome.
Paula 	Hey, Clifford.
Clifford	Hi, Paula. I just wanted to welcome you to Muppets Tonight. It's really great to have you here. (leans in) You know, it's a tradition for the guest stars to kiss me. Uh, for good luck. Uh, before the show. (giggles)
Paula 	Oh, really? How long has this tradition been going on?
Rizzo 	Oh, about thirty seconds.
Clifford	Shut up.
Paula 	Uh-uh, I thought so.
Clifford	What?
Paula 	You probably flirt with all the ladies on this show, huh?
Clifford	No, no, no. That's not true, Paula. I think you're beautiful. I could watch you until the cows come home.
Cows 	Clifford, we're home.
Clifford	Aw, man. I gotta go. (leaves)
==Theme==
 	Kermit opens the doors to the Muppet Theater.
Kermit	It's Muppets Tonight, with our very special guest star, Paula Abdul! YAAAYY!
 	He is immediately trampled by theater patrons. Clifford sings the theme song while wandering through the dressing room to the control room to the stage, as Jowls whistles. Clifford reaches the stage, goes to a wall and throws a switch which lights up the show's title.
==Opening==
 	Open on the house band.
Announcer 	And now, the host of our show, ♪Clifford!
 	Clifford comes out to applause.
Clifford 	(laughing) Thank you, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ha ha. Welcome to Muppets Tonight, a show that can be summed up in one word … (reads from cue card held by Larb) "supamagnimarvelmagniterifibrillcoolwity".
Larb 	Help! (falls off)
Clifford 	(laughing) Our guest tonight is the fabulously talented singer and dancer, Miss Paula Abdul! (applause) But — wait, wait, wait, wait — before you think we have TOO much class, heh heh heh heh — here, with a tune, is our favorite blue loon, The Great Gonzo!
 	Applause. Gonzo stands in front of a cannon.
Gonzo 	Thank you! Thank you! Good evening, culture lovers. Tonight, for your musical entertainment, I bring a team of well-trained artillery shells, the Refined Young Cannonballs!
 	Five cannonballs, wearing bowties, roll onstage.
Gonzo 	(laughs)
Cannonballs 	Thank you very much. Thank you.
Gonzo 	Places, gentlemen!
Cannonballs 	(scattering) Right away.
Gonzo 	Camilla! Music please! (laughs)
Camilla 	Okay.
 	She uses her beak as a needle on a record player. Gonzo waves a baton and fires cannons to the tune of "1812 Overture". The cannonballs fly in various directions — one hits Nigel in the control room, another hits Larb, another hits Bobo and other characters in the control room, etc. Gonzo fires faster and more frequently, laughing maniacally. Johnny and Sal walk by, and a cannonball almost hits them, but skids to a stop mid-air.
Sal 	Hey, hey, hey! No cannonball hits Johnny Fiama! Heh!
 	The cannonball hits Sal instead.
Johnny 	Hey, nice work, Sal.
 	A cannonball hits him. Gonzo continues to fire, laughing maniacally.
Clifford 	Yo, Rizzo, this musical number is a hit.
 	A cannonball hits him. He gets up, dazed.
Rizzo 	Yeah, a direct hit. (laughs)
 	Gonzo laughs maniacally as the music draws to a close. Applause.
Gonzo 	Thank you! Thank you! Thank you all very much! Thank you!
 	A cannonball hits him. He gets up, dazed.
Cannonball (JN)	Sorry, boss.
Gonzo 	Oh, don't worry. I didn't feel a thing 'cause the little people floating around in my head — they protected me. (faints)
==Backstage==
 	Clifford sits on a stretcher carried by two standby paramedics.
Clifford	Quick, quick — there she is!
Rizzo 	Aw, come on, Clifford, you're not even hurt.
Clifford	Shut up.
Rizzo 	Oh, brother.
 	Clifford moans as the paramedics carry him.
Clifford	Oh, Paula. I got hit by a cannonball. Bad. I don't think I'm gonna make it. How about a little kiss? It could be my last. (puckers up)
Paula 	Sure.
 	She puts Rizzo to Clifford's lips. Clifford gets up and spits in disgust.
Clifford	Oh, man! I kissed a rat!
Rizzo 	(spits) I kissed a non-rat! (screams)
==Sam's editorial==
 	Sam sits at a desk in a study.
A. Ligator 	And now for an editorial message from Sam Eagle.
Sam the Eagle	Good evening. Tonight, I —
 	A cannonball hits him. He gets up.
Sam the Eagle	Oof! Oof … excuse me. Ahem. Tonight, I would like to talk about the lack of heroes in society today.
 	He walks over to Andy and Randy, wired up to a video game set.
Sam the Eagle	Here, we have two typical youngsters, growing up in society today.
Andy 	Ha! You're dead!
Randy 	I am not! I blew your head off!
Andy 	You did not!
Randy 	Did too!
Andy 	Did not.
Randy 	Did too!
Andy 	Did not.
Randy 	Did too!
Andy 	I have an idea.
Randy 	What?
Andy 	Turn the game on.
Randy 	Ooh, yeah! (turns it on)
Sam the Eagle	Shocking! They didn't even know the game was off! And what is the source of this ignorance? Young people have no role models today. No heroes, if you will.
Andy 	Say, now that we played that violent video game, I feel like hurting you.
Randy 	I feel like hurting you too! Violently.
Andy 	Oh yeah!
Randy 	Yeah!
Sam the Eagle	What say you, boys? Have you no heroes?
 	The pigs display sandwiches.
Randy 	Yeah, we got a hero right here.
Andy 	We got hero sandwiches!
Randy 	Yeah!
Andy 	My hero is a salami sword of death! Ha!
Randy 	And mine is a baloney bazooka! Ha!
 	They start swatting each other.
Sam the Eagle	Will you st —
 	Switch to the nursing home.
Statler 	What'd you think of that sketch?
Waldorf 	Well, it was better than getting hit in the head with a two-by-four.
Statler 	No it wasn't.
Waldorf 	Yeah, you're right. Hit me again!
 	A nurse hits him in the head with a two-by-four. Statler laughs.
==Swift Wits==
Snookie	Hey! Hello there, and welcome to Swift Wits, the fastest game show on TV. I'm your host, Snookie Blyer, and here's today's contestant, Mr. Nate Leaky. Nate, I understand you have a very weird hobby.
Nate 	That's right, Snookie. I can swallow three—
Snookie	Oh, that's fascinating, Nate. Now today, you're going to be playing for Hopper, a cute little bunny rabbit who dreams of visiting his relatives overseas.
 	A window opens to reveal Hopper.
Snookie	And Nate, you can make that dream come true by answering our question correctly. Of course, if you fail, Hopper will be devoured by someone who's not a relative — our very own Carl the Big Mean Bunny!
 	A window opens to reveal Carl. Hopper shivers.
Carl 	Hi.
Snookie	Now as you know, we've never had a correct answer on the show, but today that's going to change, because I'm going to give the correct answer to Nate!
Carl 	Say, that's not fair!
Snookie	Yes, yes. Ha ha. And neither are our ratings. We've gotta do something to spice this thing up! Okay, Nate! The answer is "cheese". You've got ten seconds.
 	The clock starts ticking.
Nate 	Uh, pizza!
Snookie	N — no, Nate, it's "cheese".
Nate 	Uh, swiss! Um, gouda! Limburger!
Snookie	No, just— just say "cheese".
Nate 	Am I getting my picture taken?
Snookie	Nate, Nate, two more seconds! Cheese! Cheese!
Nate 	Uh, string! Uh, mozzarella! Fondue! (the buzzer sounds) Oh, I give up. What's the answer?
Snookie	(facepalms) Oh, cretin!
Nate 	Cretin? What kinda cheese is that?
Carl 	Chow time!
Snookie	I can't even give away the answer.
 	Carl devours Hopper. The windows close.
Nate 	Oh! Oh, I get it! You just wanted me to say "cheese".
Snookie	Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Now that Hopper is joyriding down Carl's colon, NOW the lightbulb goes on! (facepalms)
Nate 	(to window) Sorry.
==Backstage / Whale Theater==
Nigel 	Okay, team, things are going very smoothly. Let's get ready to cue the Nine Inch Snails.
Techie (BB) 	They're not here yet, sir.
Nigel 	WHAT?? WHERE ARE THEY??
Techie (BB) 	Carpooling with The Turtles.
Nigel 	Oh well, then uh, let's uh, cue Whale Theatre, in THREE TWO ONE CUE!!
Techie (BB) 	Cue the whales.
 	Switch to a literary study. Watson walks over to Miss Weatherington, who stands by a box marked "RED HERRING" and waves a feather duster at a cat.
A. Ligator 	And now, the Classic Theater of Whales presents, Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Red Herring.
Miss Weatherington 	Shoo! Shoo! Oh, hello, Dr. Watson. When will Mr. Holmes be in? I got in a case of red herring and I'm hoping he'll get here before the cat gets it, you know.
Watson 	Oh, I warrant he'll be here any moment if he knows there's a new case to be tracked.
 	The doorbell rings.
Miss Weatherington 	Oh, that must be him now. Hello, Mister —
 	Sherlock Holmes Whale crashes into the room.
Whale Sherlock Holmes	Oh, hello, Watson. Hmm, I smell fish and a flattened feline. And judging by the look on your face, I've crushed Miss Weatherington again!
Watson 	Gad, Holmes, you're amazing. How do you do it?
 	Miss Weatherington gets up, but Holmes rolls over her.
Whale Sherlock Holmes	Ah, I've a very sensitive abdomen, Watson. Quick, Watson. Draw a bath. I'm beginning to dry out on top.
Watson 	Oh, my. (runs off)
 	Miss Weatherington gets up from under him and swats him with the feather duster.
Miss Weatherington 	You bloody beluga! (swat!)
Whale Sherlock Holmes	Oh, you — (rolls over her) Ow. That's it.
 	Applause.
=="Opposites Attract"==
 	Main stage. Kermit enters.
Kermit 	Ladies and gentlemen, Muppets Tonight proudly presents "Opposites Attract", featuring our very own Clifford, and the fabulously talented Miss Paula Abdul! YAAAAYYY!
 	Paula and Clifford perform the song against a black/neon backdrop. The Clodhoppers and the Extremes soon join them, followed by Sweetums and Doglion. The Bossmen join them as they go up a staircase. Applause.
 	Back in the control room …
Nigel 	Oh, I just love those fun musical numbers. Okay, we're going next to the Nine Inch Snails.
Techie (BB)	They're still not here yet, sir.
Nigel 	WHAT??? WHERE ARE THEY? What are they doing, crawling?
Techie (BB)	In a word, yes.
Nigel 	Oh. Then cue Bunsen and Beaker.
Techie (BB)	Cue B and B. (presses a button)
==Muppet Labs==
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Hello, and welcome to Muppet Labs, where, through the application of science, we bring tomorrow's yesterdays to … (though magnifying glass) … you today. (chuckles)
 	Beaker marvels at the magnifying glass and examines it.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Earlier on the program, Mr. Sam Eagle delivered a stirring editorial lamenting the lack of heroes in our society. We here at Muppet Labs agree that society could really use a hero right about now. So, we built one! Beakie? Beakie. Yes.
 	Beaker bends down and picks up a remote control. He operates a robotic Abraham Lincoln.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Our robot is just like the 16th president in every way.
Robot Lincoln 	Four score and seven years ago …
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Uh — except for the nuts, bolts, wiring and stuff.
 	The Lincoln robot walks into a shelf and begins to malfunction.
Robot Lincoln 	Our forefathers … our forefathers …
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Oh dear.
Robot Lincoln 	Our forefathers … our forefathers …
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Uh … we had sixteen fathers! We seem to be having a bit of a problem.
 	The robot sparks, then roars and begins attacking Beaker like the Frankenstein monster.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Beakie! Oh — (frets, picks up the remote) Oh, we seem to be having a major problem! Oh dear …
 	The robot spins Beaker around. Kermit and Paula watch on a monitor in the control room.
Paula 	Kermit, I've been around a lot of rock musicians, and you know I've seen some crazy stuff, but this show's so weird.
Kermit 	Well, let's see, we have a crazed robot …
 	Beaker flies through the control room. A cannonball comes up to Kermit.
Cannonball (JN) 	Ooh, which way to the little cannonballs' room?
Kermit 	Oh, it's just down the hall.
Cannonball (JN) 	Ohh, thank you! (rolls away)
Kermit 	And talking cannonballs. No, Paula, I'd say this is a pretty average show.
==At the Bar==
 	Mr. Callahan enters through the doors.
Polly Lobster 	♪ If ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy, come on, — Oh — Hi, Mr. Callahan! How ya doin'? The usual? No? Well then, let me try something out on you.
 	He hands him a drink. Mr. C takes a sip.
Polly Lobster 	I call this — heh heh heh — that's my whipped mollycoddle. Heh heh. Yeah, and I put a little pepper in there, to give it just an extra zip. — Something wrong?
 	Mr. C sneezes, blowing foam onto Polly.
Polly Lobster 	Heh. Boy, it looks like there's a little too much zip in my whip. (laughs) What's that you say? Uh, Clueless? Yeah, he's in the back. I'll call him. CLUELESS!
 	Applause as he comes out.
Clueless Morgan	Yeah, Polly? (notices applause) Oh! Ha! Heh heh heh! Thank you! Thank you! Oh — oh, hi, Mr. Callahan. (squints, sniffs) Say, are you wearing jasmine? Tsk - you always have such a lovely bouquet about you.
Polly Lobster 	Say, Clueless …
Clueless Morgan	Yeah?
Polly Lobster 	… what's this I hear about you going to driving school?
Clueless Morgan	Oh. Well, the missus says, I've been driving her crazy for so many years, I oughta go to school and learn how to do it right.
Polly Lobster 	(bursts out laughing)
Clueless Morgan	To, uh, to do it right. (laughs with Polly) "To do it right!"
Polly Lobster 	I get it, I get it.
Clueless Morgan	What?
Polly Lobster 	JUST SING!!
Clueless Morgan	Oh, I thought you'd never ask. Paul?
 	Piano music swells up. Clueless and Polly sing the first line of "That's Amore", when a pizza hits Clueless in the face.
Polly Lobster 	Ooh. That was cheesy. (laughs) Say goodnight, Clueless.
Clueless Morgan	Oh, okay. Goodnight, Clueless.
Polly Lobster 	Paul?
 	Piano music swells up. Clueless and Polly sing the last line of "That's Amore". Applause.
==Backstage / Pigs in Space==
Nigel 	Okay, good news, team, Robot Lincoln has officially left the building. (the others cheer lightly) Yeah, so get ready to cue the —
Techie (BB) 	Nigel?
Nigel 	Don't tell me! The Nine Inch Snails STILL aren't here!
Techie (BB) 	No, no, they're here, sir, but they were mobbed by groupies.
Rizzo 	Yeah. It was a slugfest. Haha! Get it? Slug? (laughs)
Nigel 	(sigh) Cue Pigs in Space. (walks off)
Techie (BB) 	Cue the space pigs.
Rizzo 	Hmph.
 	The opening title sequence plays.
A. Ligator 	Once again, it's time for Pigs in Space: Deep Dish Nine, the next generation of PIGS… IN… SPACE!
 	The emergency alarm sounds.
Captain Pighead	Zoot allures!
Craniac 	Captain! Someone has sabotaged the artificial gravity system! We are all about to become weightless!
Miss Piggy 	(gasp) … Finally! (sighs)
 	They all start floating except for Piggy.
Captain Pighead	Whoa … whoa!
Snorty 	This is nice. … Wow, what a view.
Captain Pighead	Lieutenant — do not strain yourself trying to hold on to the equipment.
Miss Piggy 	I am not holding onto the equipment.
Captain Pighead	Oh? Are you not feeling any lighter yet?
Miss Piggy 	Not yet!
Captain Pighead	Hmm. Are you not experiencing any of that airy, light-as-a-feather feeling around your toes and ankles?
Miss Piggy 	Look, buster, I happen to be big-boned!
 	The others laugh.
Craniac 	Captain! I have found the problem.
Captain Pighead	Oh?
Snorty 	Huh?
Craniac 	A faulty circuit breaker!
Captain Pighead	Oh.
Craniac 	Isn't that a hoot?
Captain Pighead	Then go down and push the switch.
 	He pushes the switch, and they fall down onto Piggy.
Miss Piggy 	Will you get off me, you galactic goofball?
Snorty 	Hey, thank you, commander! That was a nice, cushy landing if you know what I mean. (laughs)
Craniac 	That was highly enjoyable!
Captain Pighead	Let's do it again! Pull the switch!
Snorty 	Yeah!
 	Craniac re-enables zero gravity, and the three float up while Piggy stays down.
Miss Piggy 	No! No — hold it, guys — guys —
Captain Pighead	Flip the switch!
 	Craniac enables gravity, and they fall down onto Piggy.
Captain Pighead	Flip the switch!
 	Craniac re-enables zero gravity, and the three float up while Piggy stays down.
Miss Piggy 	(dazed) Guys …
Captain Pighead	Flip the switch!
 	Craniac enables gravity, and they fall down onto Piggy.
A. Ligator 	Join us again for another slice of outer-space adventure on Deep Dish Nine, the next generation of … PIGS… IN… SPACE!
==Backstage==
 	Bunsen and Beaker approach Clifford and Rizzo, armed to the teeth.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Clifford, we've taken care of it. We've zapped the Mr. Lincoln robot with these powerful rays, and in doing so, have diminished his strength by a factor of three.
Beaker 	(meeps three times)
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Yes, yes, I don't think we'll be seeing much of Mr. Lincoln anymore.
 	The Lincoln robot breaks down the door and roars.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Or maybe we'll be seeing him more often.
 	The Lincoln robot grabs Beaker, carries him away and bangs him against the window. Clifford, Bunsen and Rizzo watch.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Oh! Oh … oh … uh, Beakie … uh, did we set the ray for diminish threefold, or increase threefold?
Beaker 	(meeps)
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	(nods) I was afraid of that. Uh, Clifford, uh, would you happen to have any nuclear rods on you?
Clifford 	(sarcastic) Aw, me. I must've left them in my other pants.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew	Oh, darn. Beaker? Oh …
 	Switch to the nursing home.
Waldorf 	Did you see that stiff, lifeless robotic acting?
Statler 	By Lincoln?
Waldorf 	No, by the rest of the cast!
 	They chuckle.
Waldorf 	Actually, I LIKE Lincoln.
Statler 	You should like him. You voted for him!
 	They chuckle.
==Great Moments in Elvis History==
 	Open on a Roman forum setting with three Whatnots talking.
A. Ligator 	Once again, it's time for Great Moments in Elvis History. Tonight: Elvis Caesar.
Roman (FO) 	Caesar approaches!
 	They make way for Elvis as he emerges.
Romans 	Hail Caesar. Hail Caesar. Hail Caesar.
Elvis (BB) 	Hail nothin'! I just got back from conquerin' the world.
Roman (SW) 	Well, you've got a lot of gall.
Elvis (BB) 	I've got all the Gaul. And part of Saxon, et tu.
Roman (SW) 	Whoo!
Roman (FO) 	What about Turkey and Greece?
Elvis (BB) 	Oh, no thank you. I like turkey with stuffin'.
Roman (FO) 	Hail Antony! Hail Brutus!
Romans 	Hail! Hail! Hail!
 	Two more Elvises emerge.
Elvis (BB) 	Hail, hail, the gang's all here.
Elvis (BH) 	Friends, Romans and countrymen, lend me your steers. I'm gonna make us up some good ol'-fashioned barbecue beef sandwiches.
Elvis (JN) 	Uh huh, a-looky here. Huh, we brought our own cutlery!
Elvis (BH) 	Yeah!
 	They whip out swords and surround the first Elvis.
Elvis (BB) 	Mercy! Et tu, Brute?
Elvis (JN) 	Nope. I ate three. I love that barbecue sauce!
Elvises 	Mmmm, tasty!
Elvis (BB) 	Say fellas, how'd you like to come back to my place? I got huge rooms and 99-cent shrimp cocktail.
Elvis (BH) 	Hmm, where ya live?
Elvis (BB) 	What's wrong with ya? Haven't ya ever heard of … (points) Caesar's Palace?
Elvises (BH, JN)	Oh yeah!
 	They all start dancing to rockabilly music over the closing announcement.
A. Ligator 	Tune in next time, when Great Moments in Elvis History will present…
 	Switch to Elvis sitting under a tree in a meadow.
A. Ligator 	… Sir Elvis Newton.
 	An apple falls on his head. He picks it up and inspects it.
Elvis (BB) 	Hmm. Now this sets me to theorizin'. Slicin' this up, plus bakin' in a light, fluffy crust, equals one heck of a tasty pie. Mercy!
 	He tosses the apple; it breaks a window. He points.
==The Whipley Triplets==
 	Main stage. Clifford enters to applause.
Clifford 	He-hey. Yeah. Heh heh heh. You know, I've seen a lot of cute kids. But this next act is so cute, I just melt like a fat pat of butter on a short stack of flapjacks. (laughter) Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Pompano Beach, Florida, the Whipley Triplets!
 	The triplets take the stage with some dancing bunnies, and sing “Tonight You Belong to Me.” Kermit watches from the control room with Mrs. Whipley.
Mrs. Whipley 	My little triplets! Ain't they cute, froggy!
 	She slaps the table and knocks him over. He gets up.
Kermit 	Uh, yes, ma'am, they're, they're adorable. Uh, ahem.
 	The performance continues, until Robot Lincoln emerges and wrecks the stage, grabbing the bunnies and tossing them. The triplets disperse.
Robot Lincoln	(roars) Three the people! For the people! Five the people! Six the people! Seven the people! Mallets for all! Justice for none!
 	Clifford, Rizzo and Paula watch the mayhem from the control room.
Clifford 	Paula, I know it's time for your closing number, but I can't let you go out there with that crazed robot Lincoln on the loose.
Paula 	What about my routine?
Clifford 	It's too dangerous! I will not let you do it!
Paula 	Okay. Bye. (walks off)
 	Rizzo and Clifford are tongue-tied.
Rizzo 	Awwww.
Clifford 	What happened?
Rizzo 	Nice going, Clifford. We've got five minutes left in the show, and no closing number!
Clifford 	I didn't think she'd actually leave! Aw, man, this is terrible!
Paula 	(re-enters) Guys, listen up. I've thought it over. I've never let anyone down before, and I'm not about to do it now. Don't worry, Clifford, I'll go take care of that robot Lincoln. (heads for the stage)
Rizzo 	Alright! Hey, Paula! Paula? Hey, what about a little kiss for good luck, huh?
Clifford 	Yeah, right. Heh heh heh.
Paula 	Alright.
 	She kisses Rizzo on the head. Clifford is dumbfounded.
Rizzo 	Yes! She digs me.
 	He dances and laughs. Clifford whacks him.
==Closing number==
 	Onstage, as the Lincoln robot tries to be friendly with the bunnies, he ends up scaring them away.
Robot Lincoln	(forlorn) Nobody loves Robot Lincoln. (sigh)
 	Paula approaches him and starts singing “Lean on Me”. She is soon joined by the other Muppets, and the tempo gradually increases.
Sam the Eagle	Tonight, I believe we have learned an important lesson about heroism. Heroes cannot be built; they must be born. They cannot be made; they must be shaped, by adversity, like our fabulous guest star, Miss Paula Abdul, who took a disaster, and turned it into a rather nice closing number, don't you think?
 	They finish singing the closing refrain.
Paula 	I love you guys!
 	Applause.
==Epilogue==
 	The Nine Inch Snails take the empty, destroyed stage.
Snail (BH)	Hey. We're the Nine Inch Snails. Hey. Where did everyone go?
Snail (BB)	Aww. Let's just play.
 	They begin their song.
Snail (BH)	
♪ No matter how quickly I go,
♪ I always seem to come in last.
♪ Running in slime, my body's so slow,
♪ Everyone else is way too fast.
♪ I can't escape this living shell.
♪ Give me some salt, and turn me to gel.
♪ I wanna live outside this shell.
♪ Like Alcatraz, this shell is my cell.
Yeah. Yeah.
 	The band stops, and shrink back into their shells.
 	The credits roll. Outtakes are shown of Paula giving out kisses to everyone including Clifford, and Gonzo's cannonballs landing in the control room.
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