Kark/Kalciium

Kark, or Kalciium, is a spawn of Satan from the hellish land of California. His alter-ego is a 1 inch tall clown from Hell, and he is the reincarnation of 1 inch tall Padparadscha and Very Flower. He wants to murder the Once-ler, and has already murdered Ronald McDonald, for unknown reasons. (Well, the second one's known, but we don't talk about that. Ever.) He has a bad history with Club Penguin and roleplaying on there, please don't remind him of it, he hates it now. His hobbies include sprinting towards people on all fours singing Novocaine, consuming bread, OW EVERYTHING HRUTS FUCK, and summoning demons. Some facts about this creature include,
* He is the Ultimate Thirsty Trash Cunt. (究極の渇きのゴミ箱) Other titles include Ultimate Shithead. (脳の究極のくそ)
* He's really gay. Well more like pansexual but yeah. Gay.
* He's a weeaboo. He's what you wanna avoid at the mall at 4 in the morning.
* He owns 50 dakimakuras.
* He believes the clown, Pennywise, lacks a ballsack. He believes all other clowns have a ballsack which weighs 80 pounds. Both facts are later confirmed to be true.
* While we're still on the topic of clowns, he does not understand Pennywisefuckers/clownfuckers. At all. Like what the fuck why do you wanna fuck a weird ass demon clown with a teethy vagina for a mouth, also he looks crunchy what the fuck
* He does, indeed, hide in the pudding. Stop asking.
* This fucker owns 6 hentai folders.
* He believes that British orphan children love Toad from the Super Mario series, and are constantly reminded of him. This has been proven to be true.
He is considered to be very dangerous, but really he won't do anything when supervised by literally anyone. When unsupervised, however, he may whack you on the head with a lollipop. 
Some know of Kark's deepest, darkest secrets. They are bad, and they are said to curse anyone who finds out about them. They are:
* He might've invented Bradley Coopite.
* He is a certified Korkfucker.
* Also a certified Kiibofucker, Nagitofucker, Byakuyafucker, probably everythingfucker. The list goes on. Possibly Shuichifucker.
* He is the murderer of Ronald McDonald, as mentioned before.
* He's the leader of many cults known around the world. Nobody wants to join these cults, as most of the members were murdered by Elmo, causing people to think that if they join, they'll be cursed.
* He can do a sick Toad impression.
* He witnessed Hell.
* Egg
* I don't know what else to put, uhhhhhh he's currently trying to figure out who killed Kanye West. Fuck.
* despacito
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