Jake English

Jake English is a major character in Homestuck Roleplay v413 June Update. It is said he is the best slumber party host and definitely not a part of the Eggman Empire. Played by Red (Elekkitty).
==Personality==
Jake has a very friendly personality and attempts to include everyone in his antics. This is shown through his famous sleepovers, court cases, and even his wedding.
Jake LOVES Weezer. It is his favorite band. He will often quote lyrics from it, and will listen to it constantly. He must make mention of it else he will explode, though this would not mean much since he will probably explode regardless because of the ADMINS. He does not actually know any of the band member's names.
When in court, Jake cannot resist the red chair. It allures to him. It's special. We do not speak of what lies within the red chair. We do not speak of it. The red chair is innocent. The red chair shows you wonderful things.
== Relationships==
===Roxy Lalonde===
Roxy and Jake love causing chaos wherever they go. Truly they are the bestest of pals. Roxy was Jake's mom temporarily during her maternal speedrun. Jake loves her homemade choco tacos. It's as Moirail bromance as it can get. You typically don't see one without the other.
===Meenah Peixes===
Jake and Meenah have always had a rival relationship. Meenah will call out Jake's disappointing fatherless factor while Jake will say "UR MOM" over and over again. They are usually on opposing sides when something happens, and have accused each other of terrible things in hopes of the other dying ceremoniously. While they berate each other to no end, they are still friends. Probably.
During the movie, Jake and Meenah's rivalry reaches new heights, going into full fledged hate after Meenah is the cause of Wester Sullox's death not ONCE but TWICE. Really Sullox of him. Jake is very volatile with Meenah during this, and is revolted at the mention of her.
After Roxy's sacrifice, Jake decides that he and Meenah should try being nice to each other, since it's what Roxy would have wanted. They might be friends now? Probably?
===Front-Facing Roxy===
Front-Facing Roxy has defeated Jake in tic tac toe an embarrassingly large number of times. That being said, they are still amazing friends, and Jake thinks she is hilarious.
===Dave (Robloxian) ===
Dave was temporarily Jake's father during the random murder mystery. As soon as Jake found out, he ran away from home, and spent time with the people at the gas station. This made Dave very angry, and such contention has been between the two ever since.
===Western Sollux===
Jake and Sollux first met in the saloon. Roxy and him were out to sell Kinder Eggs for alcohol and tea, but meanwhile Sollux was playing Weezer, Jake's favorite band. Suddenly, Sollux stopped. Enraging Jake to the point where both had a fight. But that fight turned into a passionate makeout session whilst Roxy, Western Karkat, and Glasses Gamzee watched. The both of them were engaged, had a wedding in the church, and then had a campfire Honeymoon planned by Roxy. They adopted multiple people and for a while it was a happy family. Sollux disappeared, though, and his husband hasn't known where he's gone since (we lost the original western sollux actor ;0;).
Sadly, all good things must come to an end. In the moviening (MAJOR MOVIE SPOILERS BEWARE), Jake finds out that Western Sollux was eaten alive. This sends Jake into a Weezer induced depression. Jake is hopeful, though, when Meenah brings Western Sollux back to life! That hope is crushed immediately when Meenah shows she did it just to kill Western Sollux again in front of him. He sees his Buddy one last time, possibly as a hope-ghost, before he goes on to the afterlife.
===The Gods===
They do not like Jake, like at all. 
==Gallery==
File:I heart weezer i spades jake.jpg|jake and meenah arguing
File:Jake and Roxy Reunited.jpg|jake and roxy reuniting
File:Act 9 - Homiesuck RoleKJ Jake.png|Jake as portrayed in Homiesuck RoleKJ.
File:HSRP 3rd Anniv Jake.png|"Art" used to promote HSRP's 3rd anniversary. 
== Trivia==
* Jake probably has the highest death count in the RP on account of the admins being redphobic. He has been smited multiple times (e.g. while grilling at the family reunion cookout barbeque).
*May or may not have caused the Rufioh case
*After Jake did the Homestuck, he started to work at State Farm. The State Farm HQ sent him on a quest into Pokemon Brick Bronze, and from there he was teleported into Loomin Legacy by Hoopa before the game shut down like in Wreck it Ralph. After that, he resides in Homestuck City, with no recollection of these prior happenings because he has amnesia.