Why Wish is the Best

(Based off a dream)
== WARNING: Possible spoilers for Wizards of Once. ==
Lusamine: I'm not getting dragged into this.
Astrid: But we NEED to settle this!
One of the Wizard Twins: ...nope *leaves*
The other Wizard Twin: also nope *leaves*
Hookfang (disguised as Lysandre): ROOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! I'M DEFINITELY THAT POKEMON VILLAIN WITH THE FIRE HAIR!
Wish: Uh, guys? I'm the best.
Xar: ...
Astrid: ...
Hookfang: ...
Wish: ...
Xar: ...
Astrid: ...
Hookfang: ...
Wish: ...
Astrid: Squeezjoos chose her, remember?
Xar: I'm not talking to you.
Wish: Look! Look at this. *takes off eye-patch*
???: *distant screaming*
Wish: Oops, I killed someone with my magic.
Sychorax: *makes a >:( face* WISH!!!
Wish: Also, my food is alive now.
Sychorax: WISH!!!!!!!
Some Random Death-Eater (feminine voice): MY HAIR! YOU SET MY HAIR ON FIRE!
Sychorax:
= WIIIIIIIIIISHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =
Wish: Hm? Yes?
[all of a sudden, the heroes/villains are on a carousel.]
Sychorax: PUT THE EYE-PATCH BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish: NEVEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots random creatures with magic laser beams coming from her Magic Eye*
A Random Weredragon: AWK! *falls from the sky* *is very obviously dead, complete with X eyes and tongue sticking out*
Hookfang: *burns the place down*
Wish: *standing on mother's corpse* At least I'm still alive! *falls down dead*
Hookfang: *eerie smile*