Crudrats!

Crudrats! is the third episode of Tony's Life of Shellshocks.
== Plot ==
Tony cleans him turf by sweeping the trickets by force.
== Characters ==
* Tony Turtle
* Walbert Walrus
* Obert Otter
* Mann Manatee
* Cuttlington
* Sam Stingson
* Patrick Star
* SpongeBob SquarePants (debut)
* Squidward Tentacles (debut)
== Transcript ==
[Tony's House, night]
[Tony is sitting in his living room, trying to relax, but the noise from the next-door party is louder than ever. He clenches his fists, his frustration reaching a boiling point.]
Tony: You know what? That's it! They got their day to party...
[Tony opens his shelf and grabs a pistol, which his grandpa Theodore gave him for hunting jellyfishes]
[Night]
(Tony storms out of his house and heads next door. The five non-turtle neighbors—Walbert, Obert, Mann, Cuttlington, and Sam—are outside, drinking canned beer, smoking newports and being rowdy fucks. They spot Tony approaching.)
Walbert: What do you want, Crush? Or should i say... Crunch?
[His gang laughs]
Tony: Keep down your shit, or you'll see my friend...
Obert: Come one, show us your "little friend".... or must've been your lardish uncrusted fece!
[Tony whips out his pistol. The group stops laughing and looks at him with a mix of surprise and amusement.]
Mann: Come out, Franky Franklin, we are not scared of your threat, shellboy.
[Without warning, Tony fires at Obert, hitting him in the chest. The group panics, and a chaotic gunfight ensues.]
[Neighbor house, night]
[The fight moves inside as Tony chases the remaining four. Shots are fired back and forth. Mann and Sam try to retaliate but are taken down by Tony's precise shots. The house is filled with the sounds of gunfire and chaos.]
Cuttlington: Suck on my straw, greenfuck!
[Cuttlington aims at Tony but the shotgun malfunctions and explodes, disfiguring his face and killing him instantly. Tony turns and shoots Sam, who falls to the ground, dead.]
Walber: You tortofucker...
[Tony, with a deadly calm, walks up to Walbert, who is wounded and cowering on the ground. He grabs Walbert by the waistband and gives him a vicious wedgie before throwing him high into the air. Walbert screams as he disappears into the sky.]
[Tony's House, Morning]
[Tony, now back at his house, sits in his living room. He looks at his hands, shaking slightly from the trauma. He takes out a beer and begins to drink, trying to drown out the memories of the night before.]
[Later that day]
[Tony is sitting on his couch, multiple empty beer bottles around him. He hears a knock at the door and opens it to find Patrick Star with SpongeBob SquarePants.]
Patrick: Hey Tony! We’re having a slumber party, and you’re invited!
Tony: A slumber party?
SpongeBob: *cheerfully* Yeah! It’ll be fun! Come on!
[Tony, still shaken, agrees to go, hoping to distract himself from the horrific events.]
[Patrick's house, night]
[Tony, Patrick, and SpongeBob are gathered around, playing games and laughing. The cheerful atmosphere helps Tony forget his troubles. He relaxes, enjoying the moment.]
Tony: *smiles* Yeah, it is. Thanks, guys.
[The scene fades out with Tony laughing with his friends, the trauma of the previous night pushed to the back of his mind.]
[Fade out, end of episode]
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