Level Scotland (Joke)

== Description ==
Level 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 is a level that kin be ainlie fun efter swallyin 5 pints o' heavy 'n' squattin' 3 times. Wance this ritual is completed ye wull be teleported tae a shitty shack in northern Scootlund. If ye decide tae lea th' shack ye wull realise that yer in a village, wi' na exit 'n' entry, closed aff by a muckle great stane dyke. Th' residents o' this village ur a streenge species o' entities hugely kent throo'oot th' backrooms as scots fowk. Scots fowk ur a deedly entity 'n' kin ainlie be fun oan this level. Thare ur  2 kent exits. Performing th' exact identical ritual oan howfur ye git ben, or by yin o' th' scots entities showing ye an exit that previously wasn't thare. However th' forts option tae` fur exit is muckle mair easier as befriending scots fowk kin be gey tough. If yer nationality o' earth wis sassenach, scots fowk wull instantly ken this 'n' act aggressive tae ye 'n' mibbie even attack ye 'n' murdurr ye. Best tae ne'er come 'ere, as ye'r juist aff tae pumpin' die.
== Colonies 'n' outposts ==
=== The Loch Ness Fowk ===
These bithces ur faockin' insane, nessie isnae real. Thae fowk stairted back in th' guid auld days o' kin 2, 1933, efter someone teuk a photie o' a caber. A literal caber. Fowk ur literally murdering ilk ither ower this bull! ah cannae hawp thaim, fur real jimmy. Thae fowk pure mak' us keek ill; faockin' losing hawp in oor stoatin land scootlund. 
== Entrances 'n' exits ==
=== entrances ===
As previously said, 5 pints o' heavy 'n' squattin' 3 times. This ainlie wirks in level fin, though.
=== Exits ===
We juist wouldn't pumpin' ken! nobody wants tae lea, or haes survived lang enough tae lea. 
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