Mort the Merry

Mort the Merry is an Orsimer residing at the Dusklight Inn in the town of Hoarfrost Downs.
==Interactions==
===The Lover===
Mort can be asked for advice about poetry.
==Dialogue==
===The Lover===
"In the springtime so fair, 
the ladies sow the seed.
When harvest rolls around,
I'm still drinking mead …."
:Sounds like you know something about poetry. "Are you jesting? I'm an expert. I won last year's poetry joust in Orsinium! I know every poem ever written in all of Orc history. All twelve of them! By heart, too!"
::I need a poem to win a woman's heart. "Oh! Again with the jests! I wrote the best love poem ever! Makes all the ladies fall madly in lust—I mean love. I could recite it for you, but I'll do you one better. I'll write it down. Here."
==Appearances==
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fr:Mort l'Enjoué
Category:Online: Hoarfrost Downs Characters