Back in the Saddle Again

Back in the Saddle Again is the fourth episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 4th episode overall. It was written and directed by , and aired on May 15th, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[We begin with an exterior shot of the apartment door, a pink hand knocks, the door opens.]
SpongeBob: Yes?
Unseen Figure: Is Patrick here?
SpongeBob: Give me a second.
[SpongeBob then closes the door, we hear this through the door.]
SpongeBob: PATRICK!!! SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR FOR YOU!!
[The door opens, Patrick's face lights up with joy.]
Patrick: BUDDY!!
[We cut to reveal a starfish with a missing tooth, and a beard.]
Buddy: PATRICK!!
[They both hug, SpongeBob comes into the main room.]
SpongeBob: Patrick, who's that?
Patrick: This is my brother, Buddy Star!
[Buddy stretches out his hand for a handshake.]
Buddy: Buddy Star, 5 time NASCAR champion.
[SpongeBob shakes his hand.]
SpongeBob: Wait, weren't you the one who always stuffed sand in Patrick's shorts when we'd play in the sandbox down at the school?
Buddy: Yup!
SpongeBob: Hmmm, come on in then.
[They walk in and close the door.]
Patrick: So what are you doing here Buddy?
Buddy: So I need some help on my upcoming race, see, my crew ditched me after I poured acid in their faces.
[SpongeBob drops his bowl of spaghetti he was bringing out to eat on the couch.]
Patrick: ...and why would you pour acid into their faces?
Buddy: They wanted more money and one of them was involved with a scandal with my wife and I had enough at that point.
Patrick: Well, we'll help you!
Buddy: Thanks!
[They both hug, Buddy exits the apartment.]
Buddy: See you soon StungFlob!
[The door shuts. SpongeBob looks concerned at Patrick.]
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: I don't want acid poured in my face!
Patrick: Relax it will be fine, plus the security at those races is top notch.
[SpongeBob still looking concerned exits the room, Patrick's eyes dart around, then he jumps to the floor eating the spaghetti by the broken bowl, we wipe to both SpongeBob and Patrick in pit crew uniforms, Buddy Star is in a racer's suit with multiple Box Foods ads on the car.]
Buddy Star: So when I come around I need you guys to change the tires, and get me a mountain dew.
SpongeBob: Why mountain dew?
Buddy Star: Because it's refreshing and healthy! Don't question my methods!
[Buddy then jumps into the car and takes off.]
SpongeBob: Patrick I think your brother is the same as he was when we were kids.
Patrick: I don't know, I think he's changed for the better this time.
[We cut to a few shots of Buddy driving around the track with other racers and then fade to him stopping at the pit crew area, SpongeBob and Patrick quickly change his tires, SpongeBob accidentally trips over a bucket of oil, it pours onto the tire of Buddy's car.]
Buddy: Where's m' dang Mountain Dew?!
SpongeBob: Hang on I gotta clean this oil up.
Buddy: FORGET ABOUT THAT AND GIVE ME MY DRINK!!!
[SpongeBob then scared, drops what he was doing and grabs a Mountain Dew for Buddy.]
Buddy: Thank you.
[They all back away as Buddy begins driving, but his tire, covered with oil causes him to do multiple donuts, he crashes into other cars, the oil causes a fire and the cars explode. We immediately cut to a shot of SpongeBob and Patrick, shocked. We then cut to an exterior shot of a hospital, cut to interior of a room where Buddy is in multiple casts in a bed.]
Buddy: I'm sorry.
SpongeBob: Please, continue.
Buddy: I shouldn't have acted like such a [dolphin chirp], can you ever forgive me?
Patrick: You've always pulled this type of stuff Buddy, I thought you were finally better but clearly you're not, leave me and SpongeBob alone, we didn't want any of this to occur I just wanted to hang out with my brother, but clearly you're still the same person as you always were, plus you're hurting other people! Forget you, you're not my brother. Goodbye Buddy.
[SpongeBob and Patrick leave, Buddy's expression saddens, end of episode.]
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