Jacksepticeye - Good Ol' Magic Pt. 1 - Magic Begins

It begins with Jacksepticye beginning his famous intro.
*Jacksepticeye: Top of the morning to ya, laddies! I'm playing a rather retro game as a part of a new series I'm doing: Jacksepticeye's Retro Picks. In the mid-2000s, Warner Bros. started creating new video game series to achieve the same success they had with Collin the Speedy Boy. You expected me to play Mark: Time Janitor or that new Good Ol' Magic game, right? Wrong! I'm playing this beautiful shit!
He shows the cover of Good Ol' Magic for PlayStation 3. The menu screen then shows up.
*Jacksepticeye: For the ones who never heard about it, Good Ol' Magic is basically a Face Paint witch who tries to improve her magic through a series of quests and shit like that. Yet, it had one special characteristic that distinguished it from other games: it portrayed the first same-sex couple in a WB family-friendly franchise. Okay, Bugs Bunny might have dressed several times as a chick to trick Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam, but this is no joke. This is way before The Legend of Korra, Adventure Time or Steven Universe. But that's not that important. Let's just start playing.
He presses the X button to start. It then cuts to a scene.
*Charlotte: (archive recording) Hello? Is anyone there?
She continues walking by. She sighs as she finds a door.
*Jacksepticeye: Yay, a door! Let's see if I won The Price is Right!
The Price is Right theme song plays for a short time. She opens the door as Tattoous is waiting for her.
*Charlotte: (archive recording) Hi, you're Tattoous, right?
*Tattous: (archive recording) Yep. Your mother talked a lot of good stuff about you. Just straight As, right?
*Jacksepticeye: Boring. Who cares about grades? Let's get into something more interesting.
*Tattoous: (archive recording) I'll teach you everything you need to know to become a true witch. But it will not be easy.
*Charlotte: (archive recording) Maybe! But I'm sure I'll pass every challenge! That's a promise!
*Thaddeus: (archive recording) Eh, I doubt so.
*Jacksepticeye: Wait, is this gonna be like Chicken Little? If so... I'm quitting.
*Charlotte: (archive recording) Is he always like that?
*Jacksepticeye: Yeah, I wonder.
*Maria: (archive recording) He is just grumpy. Like always.
*Charlotte: (archive recording) I have a lot to learn.
Tux tweets. It then cuts to Mr. Lock's class.
*Mr. Lock: (archive recording) Welcome to my class, Ms. Painex. Take a seat.
*Jacksepticeye: (scared) Holy shit! Where did I hear that voice before? He sounds familiar.
He then figures out the voice.
*Jacksepticeye: It's that Aku guy who crazy people on the internet pair him with that Blossom girl! Are you out of your mind?! That's sick! She's a little girl and he's an immortal being! At least, Blossom/Dexter makes sense!
*Mr. Lock: (archive recording) So, what have you learned until now?
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