Spaniards

This page describes a group.
Spaniards are the denizens of Spain. To be a Spaniard, you usually have to either be born in Spain or convert into one via a Spaniard conversion process. Spanish is their primary language. They can be found in Spain or your yard. Some Spaniards, but not all, can be classified into these groups:
* Spaniard (regular Spaniard)
* Spainiard (super Spaniard)
* Spamiard (they will sell Spam in your yard, also known as Spamyards)
* Scaniards (Spaniards with handheld scanning devices that only outputs information in Spanish)
* Standiards (stands in your yard unmoving and silent)
* Baniards (bans people who don't speak Spanish)
* Taniards (speaks Spanish and are very tan)
* Daniards (they are named Dan)
* Camiards (records and watches camera footage)
* Hamiards (makes a mean ham sandwich)
* Raniards (they run)
* Ramiards (will sell you RAM)
* Bamiards (makes things go bam and/or boom)
* Steveiards (story for another time)