Test the Store Quotes

:Toby: Self-defense is not some fun boxing match, okay? This is about escaping with your life. So... strike, scream, and run. All right? Let's try it.
:Creed: [smacks Meredith's head] [screams] [runs out]
:Meredith: Ow.
:Toby: That may have been my fault.
:Meredith: What the hell, Toby?
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:Ryan: When people see this presentation, they're gonna cum in their pants.
:Dwight: Okay.
:Jim: Come on, man.
:Cathy: Seriously disgusting.
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:Ryan: Sabre. It's time to come home.
:Jim: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think ...it seemed like you were a little nervous.
:Ryan: Yeah, no [bleep], Sherlock! Can somebody please tell me something encouraging about this presentation before I go out there in front of a million people and do it?
:Dwight: Okay. I know, I know, champ. Calm down, just listen.
:Ryan: You know what?
:Dwight: You just need to realize that so much rides on this. You have no idea.
:Jim: Dwight.
:Dwight: I'm trying to make him feel important.
:Ryan: God. I wish Kelly were here. She always knew what to say.
:Dwight: Um... [imitating Kelly] Oh, Ryan, you're so smart. You're smarter than Mark Zuckerberg and those Google guys all combined. Hee hee hee.
:Ryan: You're so ignorant. You barely know what you're talking about. That is so ridiculous. You really need to read a couple books.
:Dwight: What's a book? [giggles]
:Ryan: On my God. You're so embarrassing.  My mom would say the best stuff, though.
:Jim: [ahem] You can... [slightly effeminate] You can do it, Ryan.
:Ryan: And you know that I'm capable of this.
:Jim: You're the only one who can do it, s-sweetie.
:Ryan: What did you think of the presentation?
:Jim: I thought it was great, sweetie. I would just fix that one —
:Ryan: Oh! “Fix” means you hate it! I knew it! I need something to drink!
:Dwight: Jim, get him a water.
:Ryan: No, not a water. A sports drink. I hate everything in that fridge. Not red! Get me something yellow or green from a nearby store. Not red!
:Dwight: Why are you just standing there? Go to a nearby store and get him a yellow or green sports drink!
Category:Season 8 quotes