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==Battletech 90210 - Chapter 1 -==
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Starting in 3050, all the leaders of the Inner Sphere sent their children to Outreach to be trained by Jaime Wolf and the Dragoons. They all had to go to school together and I imagined the outcome was something like this. You may have seen it before, but you may not see it again. For your viewing pleasure/outrage, Here is BATTLETECH 90210
===Story Begins!===
Victor: Dad, you promised me I could have the Sarna March tonight! I got a date with my new steady girl and I wanna show it off.
Hanse: Now son, remember when we gave you that Battlemech and you let those Jade Falcon hoodlums smash it all up?
Victor: Yeah, but this time it'll be different.
Hanse: I don't want you coming home to tell me that you have smashed up the Sarna March young man. 
Victor: But Mom, can't you help me here? 
Melissa: Just like your father, the last time he wanted to show me the Sarna March he started an interstellar war! Why can't you be more like your sister? 
Victor: But Mom, all she's into is shopping, and nail polish..and 
(sound of footsteps down the stairs) 
Kathy: Hi guys. I promised Misha and the girls we'd go out and buy a Rasalhague world. Daddy, can I have some power, er oops I meant money....PLEASE????? 
Hanse: (rolls eyes) Why do you want a Rasalhague world, honey? 
Kathy: Cause it like matches my SHOO-OOES!
Hanse:(sighs) OK, but try not to spend more than a trillion C-Bills OK, Katherine? 
Kathy: Thank you, Daddy!(runs out of the house) 
Victor: Geez guys! (looks to Melissa) I swear you let her get away with murder! 
Hanse: This isn't about your, sister. It's about you. Now, will you promise to bring back the Sarna March the way it was given to you? 
Victor: (sighs) Yes, Dad. 
Hanse: Good. Now you run off now. 
(door slams) 
Hanse: What does he see in that exchange student anyway? 
Melissa: (shrugs) I don't know. What was her name? Kurena, Karita, I can't remember..All those exchange students' names sound alike..
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