William G. Christ

William G. Christ is a sick and twisted children's author. He writes stories of children behaving antisocially towards there parents. In most of his stories, the child lives his parents, but t rants are disappointed in him, and then the child has no remorse for their deaths. A committed educator and a stellar mentor, Dr. Christ's colleagues are quite fond of him.
==Life==
His life was like his books. Sad, depressing, and twisted. That is where he got us ideas for his books. At age 6, he started to stop falling for his parents innocent tricks (which are for kids). At age 8, he completely distanced himself from his father. He had no remorse. In fact, he said that the day he distance himself was the day he became a man.
==Today==
Today William writes morbid children boos tat can depress anyone.
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