Mr. Zabsensation: Lost in New York

Mr. Zabsensation: Lost in New York is the fifth episode of the world's most epicest show, The Mr. Zabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Zabs wakes up in New York.
==Transcript==
* [The episode begins with Mr. Zabs in New York.]
* Mr. Zabs: Where the hell am I?!
* Mr. Zabs (narrating): Where was I? Let me explain. It all started on April 3, 2024.
* [Flashback.]
* Kuromi: Well, I'm off to do bigger and better things. See you later!
* Mr. Zabs: Bye, Kuromi!
* [Kuromi leaves.]
* Mr. Zabs: I still can't believe my carpet got ruined!
* Mr. Rabs: I know, it sucks
* Mr. Zabs: Let's go to the bar.
* Mr. Rabs: What? Why?
* Mr. Zabs: I believe in painkillers!
* Narrator: That Night...
* [Cut to MacLaren's Pub. Mr. Rabs 2.0 is now with Mr. Zabs and Rabs.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: So, how come you guys invited me?
* Mr. Zabs: Well... I just lost someone close to me. You're good at coping with loss, your parents are dead.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, what's going on?
* Mr. Zabs: My dad d-My dad d-
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hey...
* Mr. Zabs: My dad diarrhea-ed all over my floor! He ruined my $6,000 carpet!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: OH MY JESUS! $6,000?!
* Mr. Zabs: I know!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's like... 600 Space Bucks!
* Mr. Zabs: Oh yeah, guys did you hear? Bowling Pin's having a baby!
* Mr. Rabs: That's awesome! With who?
* [Mr. Zabs thinks.]
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know. She never said.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Huh!
* [Kuromi comes in.]
* Kuromi: Oh, hey Mr. Zabs!
* Mr. Zabs: Hey! Kuromi! What are you doing here?
* Kuromi: Obligatory appearance.
* Mr. Rabs: That's awesome!
* Kuromi: So, anyways, you know what really grinds my gears? The phrase "based." BASED ON WHAT? A TRUE STORY?
* Mr. Zabs: Exactly!
* Mr. Rabs: That's what I'm saying!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah!
* Kuromi: So, anyway. What's going on?
* Mr. Rabs: Eh, nothin' much. We're just hanging out.
* [Suddenly, the bartender walks by, with shots of "Orange Juice".]
* Fat Bastardington: On the house.
* [He walks away.]
* Mr. Zabs: What's this all about?
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I dunno. Maybe he saw you, Kuromi.
* Kuromi: That's not it.
* [The bartender walks by again, throwing a piece of paper at her.]
* Kuromi: "My phone number -  911."
* [Kuromi rips it up.]
* Mr. Rabs: Do you think we should drink these?
* Mr. Zabs: Well, of course! Don't knock it until you try it!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Just like EDP.
* [They all drink shots of "Orange Juice.".]
* [Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: See. Everything's fi-
* [Mr. Zabs explodes.]
* Mr. Rabs: I don't if I'd say that. This is having a really weird effect on me.
* [Mr. Rabs is Green here, by the way.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Nonsense, everything's gonna be all-I LOVE JOE BIDEN! No! Why'd I say that? I'M A WOKE LIBERAL! Stop spouting out crap like that! Why, you!
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 gets into a fight with himself.]
* Kuromi: I'm not having any issues.
* [Suddenly, Kuromi starts to feel ticklish in an area we can't specify.]
* Kuromi: (giggles) What was in that stuff?
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know. I've never heard of "orange" juice. Let's hope nothing bad happens!
* Mr. Zabs (narrating): And then I blacked out. I woke up 72 hours later in New York City.
* [Cut to New York.]
* Mr. Zabs: (wakes up) Wait... WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK! Where the hell am I?!
* [Mr. Zabs looks around.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey! Kuromi! Get up from there!
* [Shot of Kuromi, sleeping on a tree branch.]
* Mr. Zabs: Mr. Rabs? Mr. Rabs 2.0? Are you guys here?!
* Mr. Rabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yup.
* Mr. Zabs: What the hell happened to you guys? Why is there blood all over your clothes... and what's that Bandsaw doing over there?
* Bandsaw: Wha-
* [Bandsaw puts a white cloth on himself.]
* Bandsaw: I don't know what your talking about!
* Mr. Rabs: Don't ask us! We don't know anything!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: This is a reference to something. If we didn't cut Kuromi, who the hell did we cut?
* [Cut to a shot of Elma from "Pretty Blood's" lifeless corpse.]
* Mr. Rabs: I guess we'll never know.
* Mr. Zabs: Well, I guess we should get back to Bikini Bottom.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah.
* Then bends (narrating): You probably thought I was gonna do something else with this plot, huh. Nope! I did this! This won't ever be explained, so scram! Leave me alone.
Category:Transcripts
Category:Episodes
Category:Episode transcripts
Category:2024
Category:2024 Episodes
Category:2024 Transcripts
Category:Then bends
Category:2020s