Money is Such a Beautiful Word (Cruella Devill and Sideshow Bob)

"We must pray the the police find her, Cruella," Robert Underdunk "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger Jr. pointed out as he took a sip of his tea. "Otherwise, we will be doomed to returned to the ranks of the peasantry." 
Cruella Devill gasped at what Sideshow Bob had said. This meant without Lilo Pelekai, they knew that they would lose all of the money.
"and you'd better hope that the rumor of 'Super Mario' may have survived that anvalanche is just a rumor." Sideshow Bob added. "Or we will so much more than ordinary..."
"Don't say that." cried Cruella, unable to bear the worst.
"Poor!"
"Penniless!"
"Bankrupt!"
"No more money!"
"We've got to have..." Sideshow Bob said in a dark, melodramatic voice. "Money!"
Cruella Devill: Money is such a beautiful word...
Sideshow Bob: I know, I know...
Cruella DeVill: It soars in my mind like a beautiful bird...
Sideshow Bob: I know, I know...
Cruella DeVill: Better than that, 
it makes me feel like an aristocrat...
That's where it's at...
Money is such a beautiful word...'''
Sideshow Bob: Quite so, quite so, quite so...
Cruella Devill: money is such a wonderful thing...
Sideshow Bob: Ah, yes...ah, yes...
Cruella Devill: I find that I use it for everything...
Sideshow Bob: No less, no less...
Cruella Devill: Money is power,
if it were food, it's a dish I'd devour
every hour...
Money is such a beautiful word...'''
Sideshow Bob: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes...
Cruella Devill: Money's my passion, 
always in fashion...
Stashin', 
Cash, cream in the cream...
That is my...'''
Sideshow Bob: Money's a glorious thing, when I see lots of it, I want to stand up to it and...
Cruella DeVilla: Money's my favorite,
That's why I crave it,
Bein' a rich wicked old witch...
That's what I...'''
Sideshow Bob: Money's the love of my life, the only true love of my life...
Cruella DeVill: Money for me, that's all that there is...
Sideshow Bob: It is, it is...
Cruella DeVill: "I spend it so well, I'm the best in the biz...'''
Sideshow Bob: A wiz, a wiz...
Cruella DeVill: Money and I, we are as happy as apple and pie,
Haven't you heard?
Money is such a beautiful word...
Money they say is as evil as Satan himself and probably worse...'''
Sideshow Bob: It is...
Cruella DeVill: And dreadful and plunderful curse...
Sideshow Bob: It is...
Cruella DeVill: A pleasure to have in my purse...
Sideshow Bob: It is, it is...
Cruella DeVill and Sideshow Bob: Money is the...most beautiful...word
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