"Dungeon Truck Part 1"

"What awaits the gang in this super haunted and evil Kuravian Dungeon! Will they survive?! Will they steal everything that's not bolted to the floor?! Who knows!" - Dungeon Truck Part 1.
== Plot Synopsis ==
The episode starts out with the group at the bar, discussing something. Thog comes bursting into the bar, wanting to speak with Markus, Gregor, Ashe and Kyr, but his voice falls short as they continue their conversation about whether to change up Charoth's aesthetic. When the group manages to end their discussion, Thog informs them that they have competitors in the adventure business. Shocked by the fact that there are other people even within that line of work, they learn that they started a trend by being notorious, and not famous as initially thought. Thog informs them that they are going on a job, and hands them several letters with jobs to choose from, all of which are in Kuravia. After stifling through some of them, they end up choosing a letter inviting them to the Adelair of Zorkvol the Opulent [unsure of spelling]. 
Upon arriving outside of the dungeon, the group notices the line of other adventurers, all waiting to get inside the dungeon. Thog and Markus lies their way in, telling them that they are here to inspect the dungeon, and tells them that they have to wait outside until they are finished. Markus, Gregor, Ashe and Inien goes inside, while Thog waits outside. 
Inside the first room, the group notices a gigantic head on the far wall, with two gems embedded as its eyes, and magical darkness inside its gaping mouth. Markus and Ashe both pop out the gems, as Thog had instructed them to "sack everything". Upon retrieving the gems, Markus puts his hand inside the mouth, trying to feel if he can find anything within. When he does indeed feel something, he grabs it and pulls his arm out, revealing it to be a coin. On one side, there's a rat. On the other, a mask similar to Rat's mask.
Moving on, the group finds a room with a golem in one of the corners, and a table with four different gems on it. As Markus scoops up the gems, Inien and Ashe comments that the gems all represent different elements, as it's kindly said on the labels on them; fire, air, water and dirt. Afterwards, they inspect the golem, where they find that it has two slots where gems would fit, and Ashe puts the two gems from the first room into them. The gems are revealed to be a gem of Knowledge; Finances and a gem of Knowledge; Know/No pant size. The golem, however, takes three paces before it collapses in a pile of clay. Markus begins looting the remains, which reveals three more rat coins, one from each of the gems, and one in the clay from the golem.
As the group is about to go through a secret door found by Gregor, which was hidden underneath where the golem stood, Markus, and later everyone, looks underneath the table the gems were laid upon, which reveals a button. Upon pressing it, they activate a mechanism that reveals yet another secret door, which they are pushed inside.
== Trivia ==
* The episode features a new animated version of the previous opening with several noticeable differences.
** The opening theme is also slightly different, with different lyrics, but has more or less the same tune as the previous.
* Inien's bound item is a crowbar.
** According to Markus, a crowbar is more common as a bound item for wizards than one would think.
== Rat Coins ==
Found by	Where?
Markus 	One in the mouth of statue in first room.
Markus 	One in each of two gems used as eyes from the statue in the first room.
Markus 	One inside the clay of the golem in second room.
== Quotes ==
* Inien: Inien slams her head on the bar counter. I'm so fucking tired!
* Ashe: Well, why don't you go to bed? It's not like there's any customers here or anything. And besides, we can all cover for you if you leave.
* Inien: Every time I try to leave, somebody tries to order something! Why don't you get somebody else to man the bar!?
* Ashe: Oh, speaking of which, Inien. Can you pass me a water?
* Inien: Ghaa!!
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* Thog: Did you know that there are other adventure agencies out there?
* Gregor: What? I thought we made that up!
* Markus: Are you serious?
* Ashe: Really?
* Thog: Yeah.
* Ashe: I thought you said adventuring was, like, not a thing that people did anymore?
* Thog: Guess what: we're starting to make it a thing! He hands you a newspaper.
* Ashe: We're popular!?
* Thog: No, we are not! There is a difference between notorious and being popular. *He glares at Markus*
* Ashe: We're notorious!?
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* Ashe: Firi, are you coming with?
* Firi: Ah, no, actually. I'm writing letters. She spins her quill in her hand.
* Ashe: Oh... Uh, in that case, would you mind please watching over Charoth for me?
* Firi: I don't trust him.
* Ashe: Oh, well... I scoot him over to Firi.
* Gregor: I give Firi a thumbs-up from far across the bar.
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* Markus: I look down, what do I see?
* GM: Yeah--- Oh, fuck you and your Darkvision. Fuck you, Darkvision!
* Inien: Markus, that's clearly magical darkness.
* Markus: Oh wow, that's really cheap.
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* Inien: Good job finding the hidden door, Ashe slash Markus!
* Ashe: Ahh! Was this supposed to happen?!
* Gregor: A room with two hidden doors!?
* Ashe: Ah, welcome to the tomb of bad design.
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