War on USA

The "War on USA" describes the continued fighting and conflict between Iraq and USA, starting from the Company Wars to the last in-person strife, the Second Gulf War, alongside possible future strikes. As of now, the war has 4 chapters: The six-hour war(company wars), the Iraqi invasion of USA X Pakistan, the Second Gulf War, and the final(as of now) Summer War(name might need to be changed).
== Background ==
The Iraq-USA relationship was generally well until the Six-Hour War started. After that things were quite good until the Iraqi invasion of USA X Pakistan, which saw a full-blown daily conflict(for a while). The relationship between Iraq and USA wasn't good after as they had a very small peace treaty which was founded by Iraqi blackmail and a very ineffective peace treaty, This treaty would be broken by USA, causing the Second Gulf War. Since then, their relationship has only gotten worse. The war ended in more of an armistice rather than a peace treaty, and the second Iraqi strike during the July Iraqi Retaliatory strikes worsened this. This rocky relationship, alongside an unstable class environment, caused this to happen.
== Company wars(Six-Hour War) ==
The company war(s) or the Six-Hour War was the first conflict between Iraq and USA. 
The war started when Qatar offered to sell various "books" that USA had made, in the hope some lunatic would buy it. While in retrospect we can see this very obviously a joke(it might not be to be honest because Qatar is kinda mental) However USA didn't want to, causing a conflict between USA and Qatar.
Qatar and USA would then both try to gain allies, with Qatar securing Iraq, China and Spain. USA didnt secure anybody, making this the first and only conflict where Iraq had a higher number of allies than USA.
So far this sounds like a Qatar-USA war, but now it becomes a joint Iraqi-Qatar Vs USA war. Iraq and China were talking abt some random shit when the convo probably turned to the war, tbh idk how it went. Anyways, Iraq was strategizing on how to make USA join Qatar's "company" when he suggested that they should ask Mongolia(USA girlfriend at the time, and I kinda wish it was still like that) to join the company. This way, USA would be devastated and join our company, and also we get free member(2024 working legit no cap)
China and Iraq both thought this was good so they told Qatar and Spain about it. They also liked it, but they said it a little too loud, so USA heard it.
USA then confronted Iraq and said he "really wanted to kill him" (L bozo) however Qatar actually had Iraq's back so he defended him. if only this was the same now, the Second Gulf War would have ended better(it already went well but it could be better)
This very obviously caused a strain on Iraq-USA relations, however since this wasn't very long USA forgot and their relationship became okay again.
Btw, if your wondering why it's called "company wars" instead of company war, it's because company war sounds like dogshit. 
also if you wondering wtf that free member thing was about it was because i am sleep deprived and i thought I was editing my free robux scam-
== Iraqi Invasion of USA X Pakistan ==
Possibly my favourite war.
This war started after the breakup of USA and Mongolia.
=== Background for Iraqi Invasion of USA X Pakistan ===
After the breakup of USA X Mongolia(goated ship) USA had two options:
Option 1: Focus on yourself, stop trying to get a girlfriend
2. Become an absolute piece of shit and try to get a girlfriend.
USA chose option 2. He had a crush on... Pakistan.
That is haram,
Whether he was gonna cheat on Mongolia is a theory for a different time.
(yes i just copied and pasted this from the Iraqi invasion of USA X Pakistan page)
and if your wondering why did USA and Mongolia break up it is because she was bi. What the fu-
Anyways, USA had then asked Pakistan to be his girl(she rejected L bozo, rare W for Pakistan). Iraq was happy but also knew that USA was gonna do something on valentines day(the way we figured that out is cuz he told us, what a dumbass). However, Iraq told him not to do anything on Valentines day and doing so would put them in war.
=== Iraqi Invasion ===
USA ignored all warnings and asked Pakistan out on valentines Day. USA (unfortunately) got the depraved attention from the class he wanted, which made him feel better. In fact, Malaysia started pressuring Pakistan to accept him (Iraq and Qatar statement) which made USA feel on top. He thought he would have a clean victory and get whatever girl he wanted. What he didn't know is that first off he didn't, and second off, he was at war.
Upon the outbreak, Iraq immediately declared war on USA with the help of Qatar. Spain and Iran would later join, strengthening the Axis. While Iran did not have much formal involvement, Spain and Qatar did. Spain strongly condemned the relationship, calling it "very stupid" and supported Iraq and his goals of war. Qatar also heavily backed Iraq, severing relations with USA after the USA-Qatar war.
Boy oh boy USA was having severe losses and was becoming "depressed" when Iraq declared war. Since the war broke out Iraq immediately(I mean like 2 hours) told him "Don't do it."
Wow. That is such a POWERFUL quote.
USA then replied with the most depressed "ok." you can imagine. This boosted Iraq and the Axis ego a bit too much, which led to their inability to do anything the next day. But we are still on Feb 14. Well, I would say that but after that not much happened. However, the next few days were decently eventful.
By the way, only 14-16 Feb have been archived from the war + Qatar-USA war. Apart from that, most has been forgotten, and even on the archived days, it is very brief.
=== Next days ===
The next days are summarized as follows:
15: USA fans chant a quote i will not say. If you really want to know go to the Iraqi inavasion of USA X Pakistan page, but it might make you vomit
16. USA becomes a confirmed p***
after that not much happens, apart from the peace treaty on 29 march.