The Great War of the Yo-Guys

The Great War of the Yo-Guys was a war beetween the Wario Brothers and the Yo-Guys.
== Summary ==
One day, Wario kidnapped YoWario and he threw him to the Wa-Machine, creating WaYoWario, and Wario and him became friends because both are evil and they hate YoWario and Rio. When Waluigi saw WaYoWario, he was scared, but Wario told him who WaYoWario was. Then Wario and Waluigi called the rest of the Drop Dead Wario Team: Bowser, Donkey Kong, Homer Simpson, etc. They thought making WaYoWario was a good idea (they also hate YoWario though).
WaWaWaWario was invited by Wario to join the Drop Dead Wario Team after his creation. When he met WaYoWario, they became very good friends. WaYoWario likes the muscles of WaWaWaWario though. He was a great soldier during the war. He is one of the reasons that the Drop Dead Wario Team won the battle. They then sent an email to YoWario:
The e-mail tab
E-mail
Subject: WAR REQUEST
Source: wayowario@dropdeadwario.team	E-mail
Subject: WAR REQUEST
Source: wayowario@dropdeadwario.team	E-mail
Subject: WAR REQUEST
Source: wayowario@dropdeadwario.team	E-mail
Subject: WAR REQUEST
Source: wayowario@dropdeadwario.team	E-mail
Subject: WAR REQUEST
Source: wayowario@dropdeadwario.team	E-mail
Subject: WAR REQUEST
Source: wayowario@dropdeadwario.team
Dear ÝÕŴÂŖļØ,
YOURE AN @$$HOLE AND WE HATE YOU! IF YOU GO TO OUR HOUSE YOU'LL DIE!
FUUUUU%&$%&$%&$%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%&$%&$%&%&%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%$&%&$%
DECLARE WAR?
YESSSHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CIRCEL ONE)	Dear ÝÕŴÂŖļØ,
YOURE AN @$$HOLE AND WE HATE YOU! IF YOU GO TO OUR HOUSE YOU'LL DIE!
FUUUUU%&$%&$%&$%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%&$%&$%&%&%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%$&%&$%
DECLARE WAR?
YESSSHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CIRCEL ONE)	Dear ÝÕŴÂŖļØ,
YOURE AN @$$HOLE AND WE HATE YOU! IF YOU GO TO OUR HOUSE YOU'LL DIE!
FUUUUU%&$%&$%&$%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%&$%&$%&%&%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%$&%&$%
DECLARE WAR?
YESSSHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CIRCEL ONE)	Dear ÝÕŴÂŖļØ,
YOURE AN @$$HOLE AND WE HATE YOU! IF YOU GO TO OUR HOUSE YOU'LL DIE!
FUUUUU%&$%&$%&$%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%&$%&$%&%&%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%$&%&$%
DECLARE WAR?
YESSSHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CIRCEL ONE)	Dear ÝÕŴÂŖļØ,
YOURE AN @$$HOLE AND WE HATE YOU! IF YOU GO TO OUR HOUSE YOU'LL DIE!
FUUUUU%&$%&$%&$%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%&$%&$%&%&%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%$&%&$%
DECLARE WAR?
YESSSHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CIRCEL ONE)	Dear ÝÕŴÂŖļØ,
YOURE AN @$$HOLE AND WE HATE YOU! IF YOU GO TO OUR HOUSE YOU'LL DIE!
FUUUUU%&$%&$%&$%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%&$%&$%&%&%&$%&$%&%$&%$&%$&%&$%
DECLARE WAR?
YESSSHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CIRCEL ONE)
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Of course YoWario shrugged it off as spam, but being ignored made the Drop Dead Wario Team very, very, angry, thus they declared war with the Yo-Guys. YoWario's team and the Drop Dead Wario Team started a battle in a non-descript field.
Waluigi said this:
Anyways, the YoWario Team was pretty sure they would win, because they consider theirselves as heroes.
Then the battle started.
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...!!!
The DDWT was the winner. YoWario called Mario and the Koopa Dynastia for help. They immediately allied with YoWario and the next time they would win the war and destroy Wario.
Anyways, the YoWario Bros. also lose the second battle.
== Trivia ==
* This war was very crazy.
* The DDWT won easily due to WaShoop da Whoop's wa-lazar.
* Wario thinks that teorically, the heroism weakness of the Yo-Guys came from Yorui.
* Blah blah blah
Category:Wars
Category:Yo-guys
Category:Wa-guys