2 Minutes Notice

2 Minutes Notice is one of the songs featured in the Helluva Boss episode "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)", sung by Fizzarolli as a way to confront Mammon and announce the former's retirement.
==Lyrics==
<tabber>
Series=
Fizzarolli: I have wasted time
I have seen my use
I have packaged and sold every part of me
Suffered a lifetime of abuse
I have lost myself
I have worshipped at your feet
And here I am, standing on top of the world
With some bitches to defeat
I've played the game
I've won it all
They've screamed my name
They bought the doll
I've seized the day
Now I'vе got one thing left to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
Herе's my two minutes notice
Fuck you!
Time to quit and smell the roses
Say goodbye, while I look you in the eye and say "Fuck you!"
Mammon: Interesting song. Wonder what fucker this is about?
(Fizzarolli: Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity, fuckity you!)
Asmodeus: It's about you.
(Fizzarolli: Fuck you!)
Mammon: Wait, what?
Fizzarolli: I have taken shit (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Been crushed under your heel (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I have suffered for profit and suckered for fame (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Made a fortune you could steal (Ooh-ooh)
I've had enough
I've hit the wall
I'm tired of taking your calls
It ends today
Now there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
I wish I'd said it sooner
Fuck you!
Cut you off, just like a tumor
Hope you die
Kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck
Fuck you!
(Eeugh—) Have you ever felt sick and tired of doing
The same shit everyday with your anger brewin'?
Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin'?
If you ever felt the same, let me hear ya say it!
Did you really think I was gonna stay?
Spending life bent over with your fist in my "a"!
Slander me, say I'll never work in this town
If I stick around, I'll be six more feet under the ground
Fuck you!
(Woah-oh-oh!)
Here's my two minutes notice
(Suck it, greedy bastard)
Fuck you!
(You're a fucking ass clown)
Time to quit and smell the roses
Say goodbye, too late to apologize!
So, this is it
Mammon, you sad sack of shit!
Fuck you!
(Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you)
You bitch! Yeah!
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I have wasted time
I have seen my use
I have packaged and sold every part of me
Suffered a lifetime of abuse
I have lost myself
I have worshipped at your feet
And here I am, standing on top of the world
With some bitches to defeat
I've played the game
I've won it all
They've screamed my name
They bought the doll
I've seized the day
Now I've got one thing left to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
Here's my two minutes notice
Fuck you!
Time to quit and smell the roses
Say goodbye, while I look you in the eye and say "Fuck you!"
Mammon: Crikey! Hate to be the guy who that song's about.
Asmodeus: It's you.
Mammon: Haha! Yeah, right.
I have taken shit (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Been crushed under your heel (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I have suffered for profit and suckered for fame (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Made a fortune you could steal (Ooh-ooh)
I've had enough
I've hit the wall
I'm tired of taking your calls
It ends today
Now there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
I wish I'd said it sooner
Fuck you!
Cut you off, just like a tumor
Hope you die
Kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck
Fuck you!
Have you ever felt sick and tired of doing
The same shit everyday with your anger brewin'?
Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin'?
If you ever felt the same, let me hear you say it!
Did you ever think I was gonna stay?
Spending life bent over with your fist in my "a"!
Slander me, say I'll never work in this town
If I stick around, I'll be six more feet under the ground
Fuck you!
(Woah-oh-oh!)
Here's my two minutes notice
(Suck it, greedy bastard)
Fuck you!
(You're a fucking ass clown)
Time to quit and smell the roses
Say goodbye, too late to apologize!
So, this is it
Mammon, you sad sack of shit!
Fuck you!
(Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you)
You bitch! Yeah!
</tabber>
==Trivia==
*The song title is a reference to the actual term of giving "two weeks notice", wherein an employee gives their employer their resignation notice two weeks in advance.
*The time from when Fizzarolli sings the lyric "Here's my two minutes notice" until the end of the song is roughly two minutes.
*When Fizzaroli sings the lyrics "I'm tired of taking your calls... It ends today... There's just one last thing to say..." he sets the background curtains on fire and spells out the repeated mantra "Fuck You" on the wall. After this, Mammon's seal, which was printed on the curtain for the entirety of the song, switches to the logo of Asmodeus, Fizzaroli's boyfriend and the Sin of Lust. This is likely a reference to how Fizzaroli decided to prioritize other more valuable aspects of his life, such as love.
==Videos==
2 MINUTES NOTICE -(OFFICIAL VIDEO) -- HELLUVA BOSS
2 Minutes Notice
ru:2 минуты славы
Category:Music
Category:Helluva Boss music