You've Come a Long Way, Baby®

You've Come a Long Way, Baby® is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
What "ornithological" attribute is used to sell panty liners?
===Choices===
1. gills
2. tails
3. fins
4. wings
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Gills? For better absorption? I-I'm on my way to the store."
2. "W-what could you possibly be thinking?"
3. "Sure. And your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.
4. "Wings."
===Answer Quote===
"'They sure fly off the shelves, but you're okay, they won't fly off your panties."
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