Praise Kalashnikov

>be me
>be 15
>be son of african warlord
>get first ak47
>play shoot the peasant
>favorite game of my childhood
>fuck ya
>put in magazine
>cock rifle
>praise kalashnikov
>pull trigger
>skeleton pops out
>peasant laughs at me
>i didn't think of an ending for this story
>???
>kalashnikov is love, kalashnikov is life
Category:WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS!?!
Category:Delet this -_-
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