Joining Tech (Transcript)

It is rehearsals again but Derrick wanted to talk to the directors again.
Derrick: I wanted to talk to you.
Zoe: We are not putting you back to the show, get out.
Derrick: No, no, it's not that. I know I'm not in the show.
Raphael: (sighs) Okay, what would you possibly need from me?
Derrick: I was just thinking about the way that I acted during rehearsals and I wanted to say that I'm really sorry. I feel really bad about the way that I acted.
Zoe: Okay.
Derrick: I'm genuinely sorry.
Raphael: Well you should be. We appreciate it.
Derrick: Yeah, I mean, I was just jealous that you picked someone who wasn't as talented as me but it's okay. I mean, you have to give everyone a chance and I realise that now.
Zoe: Well, thank you for apologising.
Derrick: I was just wondering if maybe I could have like a second chance.
Raphael: No, we're not putting you back in the show.
Derrick: What about, like tech?
Zoe: You want to join tech?
Derrick: I could totally be on the tech crew.
Raphael: Okay, because you apologised, I will let you do something backstage. I don't know what yet, I don't have time to figure that out, I gotta start rehearsal. One chance, okay? This is your chance.
Derrick: Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Derrick went to the control booth and met Ben, the head of the tech crew. They both started working on the mics.
Derrick: Hi, have you gotten all the mics assigned yet?
Ben: Yeah, for the most part-
Derrick: Okay, because I've decided to become a techie. I am like a technical person now so I'm assistant director.
Ben: I thought Raphael is the assistant director.
Derrick: Frisk doesn't need one.
Ben: What? What do you mean we're not going to mic Frisk? He's-
Derrick: You also need to turn down Flowey's mic and you're supposed to replace it with the cue music really loudly over him.
Ben: That doesn't make any sense-
Derrick: And also just to make things just a bit easier on Frisk, because Frisk doesn't really know his parts like I do, you're actually going to give her mic to me. I'm gonna sing his parts from backstage.
Ben: Erm... we're not going to do that. Wait, aren't you the guy that was kicked out of the show?
Derrick: I was removed because they thought I was better of as a director.
Ben: Yeah, okay, you are not the assistant director of the show. Raphael is. We've all heard. It was actually pretty funny.
Derrick: Actually, I am allowed to be here. The directors gave me a second chance. I am the assistant assistant director and I'm telling you, you're just a techie like you have to listen to me-
Ben: Erm... what do you mean, just tech?
Derrick: Am I seriously gonna have to go tell the directors-
Ben: Do I need to tell the directors and tell them the girl they kicked out of the show is standing in the booth right now trying to sabotage Frisk?
Derrick: Erm...
Ben: Oh God.
After that, Derrick left the booth and went up to the stage where Larry, the props manager, is on.
Larry: This is good, we might need to stain the pages a little more-
Derrick: Erm... is that your prop?
Larry: What?
Derrick: You need to put that down right now because you're not supposed to touch props that aren't yours.
Larry: Oh, thanks for looking out for us over here but I'm the props master, it's okay.
Derrick: Okay, but are you Frisk? I mean, Toriel?
Larry: No, I'm the props master. I'm too old for Frisk and Toriel should be portrayed by a woman. Although I did do theatre in the past.
Derrick: Props master doesn't sound like Toriel. I don't even care if you did theatre in the past, I dunno how you even came from an actor or understudy or whatever all the way to this crap.
Larry: I'm in charge of all the props. I can hold this if I need to. It's my job to handle and organise all the props. Props master, like I'm in charge of all of the props-
Derrick: Who made you props master?
Larry: The-
Derrick: I could be the props master. I don't care who you are, you need to put it down. The only people who could touch that are Toriel and me because I'm the assistant assistant director.
Larry: I am in charge of the props. It's literally my job-
Derrick: I don't care what kind of techie you are. You aren't supposed to touch props that aren't yours.
Larry: Are you dumb?
Derrick: No. You need to listen to me because I'm the assistant assistant director for now because I decided to join the tech crew.
Larry: Alright, I'm not wasting my time with you anymore, bye.
Derrick: Whatever, you're just tech.
Larry: What do you mean, 'just tech?' You literally wouldn't have a show if it wasn't for me. I know that cuz I was in Miss Saigon as Les Miserables.
Derrick: As the props master?
Larry: No, as understudy Chris from Miss Saigon and Marius from Les Miserables. I was only the props master because I got bored of acting.
Derrick: Whatever.
Larry: I know the directors' parents, I can report you to them if you want to.
Derrick: As you wish.
After that, Derrick went to one of the dressing room and wore a random blue sweater.
Martha: Yeah, but let me get this-
Derrick: #From now on there is no escape#
Alice: Martha, look who's here.
Martha: Who are you?
Derrick: What?
Alice: What are you doing?
Derrick: I'm not doing anything, I'm in costumes.
Martha: Why do you... why are you wearing that?
Derrick: Well, I'm on the tech... whatever- but I've decided to try out costumes. So if you're in the costumes department that means that you try on all of the actors' costumes.
Alice: Erm... okay, well, that's not the job of costumes-
Derrick: I'm just trying on Frisk's sweater. I just have to make sure that his sweater fits me just in case I have to go on for him because, I mean, I know all his parts, he might need an understudy.
Martha: I don't think you're the understudy for Frisk, Eryn is. Where did you even get that dress? Because that's not Frisk's jumper.
Derrick: Erm... yes it is. I found it in the costume closet and it's blue.
Alice: That's just a random blue sweater from the costume closet-
Derrick: This is Frisk's sweater-
Hannah: Costumes, wanted to see me?
Hannah came in because Martha and Alice wanted to see her.
Derrick: Hi.
Hannah: You creep.
Derrick: Don't you think Frisk's sweater looks so good on me? I bet you wish I was Frisk, don't you?
Hannah: No.
Derrick: I mean, imagine you get to fight me and throwing your spears and then I'd pass out because of how beautiful you are.
Martha: The hell?
Alice: Isn't he the guy who groomed young actresses and got banned from the show?
Hannah: Eww, you're such a creep.
Derrick: Aww you don't have to be shy around me. It's okay.
Hannah: I'm not shy, you raped me when we were in Beauty and the Beast and Sam had to replace you. I mean like, I know you just wanted to impress ladies like that but raping is wrong.
Derrick: You don't have to lie-
Hannah: I'm not-
Martha: Okay, let's just press pause on this odd conversation. Erm... we need, come here, we need to look at your makeup.
Hannah: Yeah, thanks.
Derrick: Why are you interrupting us?
Alice: Erm... because you are interrupting our time. Now seriously, go take off that jumper and put it back where you found it. That is not Frisk's jumper.
Derrick: Well, then, where's his actual sweater so that I can try it on?
Martha: I don't think we should tell you, you need to get out.
Hannah: I thought that you were kicked.
Alice: Anyway, we gotta go check your makeup and wig.
After Hannah got her makeup checked, she went back to her group.
Hannah: I just got back from costumes, did you know that we have to wear makeup?
Sam: What? Wait, they told you that you have to wear makeup?
Hannah: Yeah, Alice and Martha told me that I have to wear makeup and wigs for the show.
Niki: There is no way that Undyne in Undertale is gonna have to wear makeup during the show.
Hannah: That's what I thought, Alice showed me like a picture of Undyne.
Niki: Alright alright, I'm joking, yeah, you're gonna wear makeup for the show. I feel like your character is too badass for makeup.
Hannah: Oh really?
Cara: It's part of it, you gotta wear it.
Hannah: Yeah, but when I performed in Beauty and the Beast, my makeup was minimal. And considering the fact Undyne is a blue fish monster, I think I might need face paint.
Tina: Zoe and Raphael said that our makeup will also be minimal so you won't be wearing much makeup. You'll just wear red eyeshadow on your eyes and blue eyeshadow as blush and that's it.
Hannah: Oh, okay.
Cara: Anyway, the director of the show said that you have to work on your song, Hannah.
Hannah: Great.
After the talk, Hannah and the cast decided to start working on Hannah's song.
Tommy: What's going on, you guys?
Hannah: I'm going to be working on my song.
Freddie: What song? There are like 6 songs she has to work on?
Hannah: Spear of Justice.
Sam: I'm excited, show me.
Hannah: The ensemble is going to sing too.
Oli: Alright, hit it.
Song: Spear of Justice by Man On The Internet
Hannah: I knew you'd come here, human. They all did, and they all fell #With the seventh human soul, our world will be transformed #Now, you stand, facing me, in the eye of the storm...# But first, human, let me tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago… No, you know what? SCREW IT! Why should I tell that story, WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE? NGAAAAAH! #There comes a time when #A hero must make a choice #Fighting with honor, make #All rivals fear my voice #Tonight, this battle will #Make all the monsters say#
Hannah and ensemble: #Undyne has saved us all #Undyne brought back the day!#
Hannah: #Real heroes never fear #Real heroes laugh at death #Every soldier must fight #Until their final breath! #I dedicate my life #To upholding what's right #Serving my land and king #BRING VICTORY TONIGHT!#
Ensemble: #Bring victory tonight! #Come on and do what's right #Go, Undyne, fight!#
Hannah: #I forged my destiny from my blood and my sweat #If there's one who can beat me, I haven't met them yet! #You'll never win, little child, this is my destiny #They will sing of my name in the pages of history!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Raise my spear to the sky!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Loyal soldier keep marching on!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #We shout with one voice!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #We will carry on! #You stand in the way of all our hopes and dreams #If human history has taught me anything #It's that humans will fight, it's that humans are tough #But from what I have seen, you're made of softer stuff#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Stand until the end!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Because someone has to die!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Clash as you pretend!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #The bloodstains will dry! #The very fact you exist is a crime #But you're not going to escape, no, not this time #If your life stands between us and seeing the sky #Then tough luck for you, human, tonight you're gonna die! #I feel everyone's hearts as they're pounding in sync #Pushing determination to the very brink! #With our hearts and our souls, we all know we can't fail #So come on, little human, let's end this sorry tale#
Hannah and Ensemble: #I feel everyone's hearts as they're pounding in sync #Pushing determination to the very brink! #With our hearts and our souls, we all know we can't fail #So come on, little human, let's end this sorry tale!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #Is that all you've got?#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #I've nothing to fear!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Undyne: #You are a disease!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #I'm justice's spear!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #You cannot fool me!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #You're sick in the head!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We'd all be happy#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #If you were dead#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #'Til your dying breath!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #For the ones who've gone!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #For our noble cause!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We will carry on!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We will find a home!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We'll escape the wild!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We will see the dawn!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #Farewell, human child!#
Hannah and ensemble: #Real heroes never fear #Real heroes laugh at death #Every soldier must fight #Until their final breath!#
Hannah: #I dedicate my life #To upholding what's right #Serving my land and king #BRING VICTORY TONIGHT!#
Ensemble: #Bring victory tonight! #Come on and do what's right #Go, Undyne, fight!#
Hannah: #I know in my heart there's no path but to fight #I know in my heart I am doing what's right #It'll be different this time, we will win this war #The humans will know fury like never before!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Raise my spear to the sky!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Loyal soldier keep marching on!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #We shout with one voice!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #We will carry on! #There were six came before you, six humans who tried #To get past the royal guard, every one of them died #I will never accept your mercy, never be spared #Killing you is my mercy, so stop being scared!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Stand until the end!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Because someone has to die!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #Clash as you pretend!#
Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#
Hannah: #The bloodstains will dry!#
Ensemble: #We believe, Undyne, that you're doing what's right #Come on, then, Undyne, you must finish the fight! #Your heart, Undyne, should be telling you what's right #You can't let a human live, you must finish the fight!#
Hannah and ensemble: #Come on, Undyne, stop the bloodshed tonight #What's good is a hero if they will not fight? #Follow your heart, and you will do what's right #You can't run away this time, let us finish the fight!#
Hannah: #Stop running, human, now come back and fight #I will rip out your soul and I'll bring back the light! #You can't give me mercy, can't handle my might #Though you flee to the heat, you will not leave my sight!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #'Til your dying breath!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #For the ones who've gone!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #For our noble cause!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We will carry on!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We will find a home!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We'll escape the wild!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #We will see the dawn!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #Farewell, human child!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #Get back here. you punk!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #Don't you disappear!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #This is the last time-#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #Hey, get back here!#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #Ah man, all this heat...#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #I'm just feeling beat...#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #I need a drink...#
Ensemble: #FIGHT!#
Hannah: #Can't stay on my feet...#
Ensemble: #Undyne, don't give up the fight!#
Eryn: That's really good.
Tommy: Yeah, I feel like being punched in the face heroically.
Hannah: Really? You think so? Thanks.
Niki: You didn't even look at the script, that's so good.
Tina: I know.
Alex: You'd make the best Undyne. You are going to make the directors and their parents' proud.
Hannah: Wait, they're coming?
Dylan: You didn't know? Their seats are getting reserved at the auditorium.
Toby: I'm excited to see Mr and Mrs. Tria again, they're really good friends with my dads.
Tommy: Yeah.
Meanwhile, in the hallways outside of the theatre, Paul and Derrick are talking.
Paul: Behind you.
Derrick: What are you doing? Why are you saying my line?
Paul: Oh, I'm just practising my new line.
Derrick: What do you mean your new line?
Paul: Well, you got kicked out of the show.
Derrick: Okay, I was not kicked out of the show, I was actually promoted to assistant director. I'm the techie.
Paul: There is no way that you're assistant director.
Derrick: There is no way the directors would've given you my role.
Paul: Well, they did. No offense. Like don't take this personally or anything. Like I'm not trying to be mean. I deliver that line way better than you did, so yeah, I did take your part. I don't feel bad about it at all.
Derrick: Okay.
Paul: Honestly, I thought that you'd be happy for me. I mean, I get your part and we're friends, right? I thought we were friends.
Derrick: No, I'm not exactly happy that my friend decided to steal my role.
Paul: They're also letting me fill in as one of the monsters.
Derrick: Erm...
Paul: I mean, it is so sad that you got kicked out of the show. I mean, it's bittersweet. At least there's gonna be some talent shining through-
Derrick: Erm... no offense but the only way that true talent could shine through in this show is if I were still in it. Like, yeah, you're my friend but I'm definitely gonna have to talk to the directors about recasting that.
Paul: Why do I feel like you're mad? Are you like, upset or something? Everything happens for a reason, you know.
While Paul and Derrick were still talking, the entirety of the lead cast were learning how to put on makeup.
Tommy: So, how do we put on the makeup?
Niki: The makeup will just be minimal so for you, you'll just have a bit of blush and powdered foundation.
Tommy: Okay.
Tina: This also applies for the other boys. But for Karl, he needs to look a lot more paler than he already is because he's a skeleton. Same for Quackity.
Alex: What about the eye sockets?
Tina: I don't think you need to apply makeup for that because you have bags in your eyes. So, the human children, Frisk and Chara, will only have powdered foundation and blush. Chara's cheeks have to me more redder because his cheeks in the game are rosy.
Niki: For Flowey, you don't need makeup.
Dream: Yeah, I'm a blob. What am I doing here?
Cassie: Just to see how makeup works.
Tina: For Sans and Papyrus, you just need to be a lot paler than you are right now.
Karl: Are eye sockets required?
Tina: Not really, your eye sockets are already visible.
Alex: Wow, thanks.
Grayson: What about Monster Kid?
Cassie: You'll just have yellow eyeshadow as your blush or something.
Grayson: So, it's also minimal.
Bill: Pacifist Anomaly?
Cassie: Also minimal, you'll look more human. You just need more blush.
Eret: Mettaton?
Hannah: About that. You'll need to look more like a robot, you'll need silver face paint as the foundation and for the lines, we'll use black face paint.
Eret: Right, so I'm the only one who needs more makeup than everyone?
Becca: Yeah.
Niki: For Asgore and Asriel, no need for much makeup. Asgore would need a wig.
Phil: Yeah.
Kristin: Don't worry, I'll do your makeup, honey.
Phil: Of course.
Becca: Alright, cool.