Plant Interviews 11: Fume-shroom

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the smelly and stinky fuming mushroom.
Me: "Hi Fume-shroom!"
Fume-shroom: "Hi Mild Miles!"
Me: "Please don't call me that."
Fume-shroom: "Okay."
Me: "So, Fume-shroom, some plants think you are smelly, what do you say to them?"
Fume-shroom: "It's a small price to pay for effective attacks."
Me: "I agree. Do you have any friends?"
Fume-shroom: "Puff-shroom's my best friend. He told me about this job fighting zombies."
Me: "I know. Eww, what's that smell?"
Fume-shroom: "Sorry, I farted."
Me: "...I thought you only released toxic fumes when zombies are around?"
Fume-shroom: "Sometimes I can't stop myself."
Me: "I know the feeling. So, anything else you'd like to say?"
Fume-shroom: "Can I add you as a friend on Facebook? I need help unlocking the Fume-shroom in Plants vs. Zombies Adventures."
Me: "There are no mushrooms in PvZA."
Fume-shroom: "But, but, what about Magnet-shroom?"
Me: "You mean Magnet Plant."
Fume-shroom: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Me: "I'm sorry..."
Fume-shroom: "I think I'd like some time alone."
Me: "Okay, goodbye."
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