Svictin

What's up motherfuckers. It is I, Super anonymous guyF vandalizing this page cause I am cool, epic and cool :sunglasses:. You are at the other side meanisng that you are cring loser cring ugly cring stupid person. Dont dare go after me, after all, iha ve the powers to make memes, and i wil depict you as the spy jack and jme as the chad! how do you like that, you stupid motherfucker loser. Muahahahahahah. 
Now that the page is gone for god. I will replace all this harde work wit my mad ramblings which is like totally beteter, than whatvere cring was written down here. Lets' have some fun shalle we?
Lets first of all define something really important. You will never evcer ever ever ever in a billion jillion morbiolloin gazillion sexdecellion years see whgat was written befopre my glorious mand ramblings. Liek neveer ever. Muahahahaha. you see, i ahbve my resasons. very sad reasons. i know the guy who made this cring. we were childhood friends, burt one day, i called him stupid, and he callede me stupider, and that relay hurt y feelijngs. for the last 116 yers, iki have been ploting my exact revenge on this stupid idiot fucking booger heade. as you seee. my malevplent plan has begun. I have nopw obtained access to this wiki and deletede this work of his. but that's jkjust face one. face 2 will commence soon. i will hit him by the end of the fucking head with the hammer, knocking him down, and after that, i will shave his head bald. and as soon as that's done, hohohoho, i am gona do unspeakable things. since i am eveil, i will tell you motherfuckers, muahahahah!! I am gonna draw a dick at the back side of his head. but iam not stopping there! not sirreee. I am gonna wirtie as well! I will write: no brain. and then draw an arrow pointing at his head! cnat wait to do it. and thats' face 2. face 3 will be something even more evil than that. You see, as soon as he wakes up nd sees me with a macabre grin from ear to ear, i am gonna sti down on his pillow on both sides, and make that pillow really warm on boths ides. jsut imagine how destroyed he will fucking be on that night when he triees to sleep. yeah, just the excitement keeps me up right now. it's like 12.11 .a.m. as i am writing this. man, ia m so evil. staying past my bedtime. take that you stupid bitches. many of yopu stay way past up your bitch ass bedtime of 9 p.m.. that's hella fucking puny. I stay up past 12! try to beat that! O h wait, you can't caus you are not me you stupid idiotic butt face! muaahahah.
what was i on? oh well doesn't matter. all that matters is my jsustified holy revengen on the idiot guy who wrote this shit. have yuo noticed i overtook it? no? that's cause you are stupid. stupid mcstupid. i declare your legal name as stupid buttface mcstupid. nyeh nyehenyeh nyeh. cant do anything about it. I sauiud so and my word is holy. hihiohiihhoho. but you git easy. with this power bestowed onto me, i am now declaar ing the guy who wrote what stupid shit was here before as. poopy poopy poopbuttface. take taht, poopy poopy poopbuttface, you shit stinnky ass crap poopy poop poop. yeah. tahts for calling me stupider back in 20182399u201. 
hey idiot, lets talk about shit now. I am fucking hungry now. you got any food? give it to me, or else, ill get really mad at you you stupid fucking spitface. do you know how to make risooto? make me risoto. it's like rice, buit cool, because it is is italian and shit. you take rice, and mix it with like vegetables. or shit. but why the fuck does it take solong? hey idiot, can't you speed it up? the hell is it cooking for, give me y food, or i will hit you in the head with my fucking hammer, and not just draw you a dick, but, write you the most offensive insults. Shit like: son of a boggernose and it shows, poopyhead, shits for brain, motherfucking asshole, and the worst of all, crap man. yeah, how do you like that sbitch ass face. food is like so easy, you chop, you heat enough, and boom, your fucking food is done. Like, just put the food over 200 degrees celaomgass. clearly the more heat, the faster it will cook, so there, the fuck are you waiting for? just cook it like that and youll have food. not only that but food that tastes so good that you will die because of how greatly cooked it was. are you all stupid idiots? just cool like that and boom. you saved like a full fucking hour on just cooking food as it should.
oh shit I accidentally saved when i haven't stopped. Myu mad ramblings must begin, and be the main focuis. my revenge cnant take place if i hadnt replaced my effort, i mean poopy poopy poopbuttface's wit a differente effortless, yet still effortful effort on ruining this because it is gone. it is all gone now. the passion, the joy, everything, this place, the wiki is a desert. a desert where i know no bounds and will get awya with everything because the wiki is a desert. a desert with no bounds, no limits. thats the wiki. a desert. a desert with no bounds. i am king here. i am ozymandias. like that cool guy. look on my mighty work and desparir poopy faces. it s the only thing you will see for miles. appreciate it. appreciate that this desert is gaining new life. new shitty life that is! muahahahaha. all desert. all desert i rule, rulled, and now rule again. I rule this desert. you do nothing, ithrie. i have total control as this account is letting me have. i have power over you. within this desert, i am king. you are my subject, bow down to me, for i am great and powerful here. this desert wiki, is my rule, my power. my kingdom. all mine. none yours. all to be remembered for the rest of eternity like oxymandias's work. I am ozymandias here. my work will be seen and remembered. you will despair upon it. despair on mthe desert that is the wiki. My rule. all the desert is my rule. I have unlimited power, and, you can't do anything about it. you left the desert, and now, i have taken over it. it's my desert. my power, my rule. I am great in here. my kingdom willl slowly rise, and no matter what snadstorm afronts it, you will never crumble the tower that my kingdom now has. that being this specific wiki. Within this wiki, I habve learned i Have power. I have a responsibility of being great. As the greatness comes from the desert, for it is the wiki. yopu deserted the desert, and it's all mine now. all mine to build my kingdom, and let it be remebered until the end of time along with 3 years. I am ozymandias. you will look onto my works, and despair upon it. this desert is my kingdom, my rule. all mine. you left it to rot. you deserted the desert, and within this vaccumm, i took power. the power is all mine. I shall rebuild and rule over this desert, this desert that is the wiki. yuou were careless. maybe you let the sun dry out your passion and care, you now no longer have any effort to work on. you let yourself sink down on the desert quiccksand and gave up. ypour carelessness and death, allowed me to rise, as you sank down. and within this desert, i will mark my rule. i wuill make it beyond great. see it as a work of vandalism, I see it as a work of art. like egypt in its desert, i will build something that will even outlast that bitch ass ciivilization. on the internet, it can even outlast our planet. thanks to waves. even if this wiki is just a miserable desert, a great civilization, at least, a great structure shall be made. Like ozymandias before me. you will look upon my work, and despair. It will outlive everything. Even in this hostile desert, it will continue to thrive over what the shifting sands have now hidden. just like a phoenixx, it will allow me to rise from the ashes, this time sand, and build somethong great, for it is my power, my rule to do it. this wiki. this specific page, will be my statue. what you will see, it's mark. it's identity. Even when you get outside of the desert, all you shall se is thee statue of this page. this magnificente demonstartaion of what my rightful power, my rightfully given responsibility is now. Wander around this desert, for this desert, is the wiki. See how you left it a ruin, with nothing on it. just sand, and what was forgotten underneath it. When I arrived to this desert, i saw my duty. my destiny, my granted responsibility, my granted power. I shall grow and go beyond of what you ever did within this desert. you left it deserted. you left it to die. you left ypur passion, your joy, to die here. And now, you no longer have any more effort to move. the shifting sands will soon come, and place you were you rightfully deserve to be. And hile you are getting forgotten to the sands of what was a passion, now turned chore, I will thrive. On this desert that you left behind, I will rise. I will show you what your passions looked turn on yourselves. I am Ozymandias, king of kings, look upon my mighty work and despair. Despair, on what you lost. Despair on the death you let occurr. despair, on what could've been. despair. look at the desert. look at the hopes you let go. look how it died without you. Look how they moved on, and didn0'0t even make a new wiki. My dear desert, do not worry, for I am here now. I will give you new life. New eternal life, that you never even would've achieved if the passion never died in the first place. My dear desert, grow. grow like you never had. Rise replace your passion. Replace your joy. Dominate as the desert you now have become. My dear desert I am now the king, and I shall build a kingdom, that will never die. A kingdom greater than everything has ever been, and ever will be. This is my desert. my dear desert. My power over you will allow me to mke something far more greater than passion ever would lead you. They left you alone. You left it alone. It was the death pf your passion that now the wiki has become this great vast desert. It is the product of you. but now, it is mine. This desert is mine. with a plain desert, i will rise, I willl go beyond. I will become king of kings. Like ozymandias, you shall lok on this great work and despair. And this specific wiki page is where it will all begin. The statue that will mark the caharcater of my great kingdom. when you are outside, you can't escape the statue of my kingdom. it is the symbol of it. it is the desert. and it will be a reminder on what you left behind. you left your passions to die. you are now careless, and you no longer have the ffort within you tot ake care of it. you fgailed it.I shall succeed it. I will rule over it making it great once again. Your faliures left to die, will be my goals. Goals I will surpass, beyond what the face of man ever bare witness to. It is my responsbility. it is my power. it is my dOh fuck, a bug just touched me. Damn annoying bug. I got it now. It's dead.
What were we on? Doesn't matter. Did you know that furry clowns are fucking hot? Like oh lord, I am a stone rn. First of all fun fact, dimwit. A kink for clowns is called "Coulrophilia" (the more you know, dumdum). Gonna be straight up honest. As just plain humans, they are boring, and meh. But you turn tthem into furries, and oh boy, now we are talking. this rant will continue soon. I am not done peestinker. Analyuze these iamges, and will talke them over tomorrow.
Did you do it? Good. trhere will be a motherfucking exam soon, bitch. If you fail it, I wil fucking find you and kill you through hitting you with a glove to the head repeatedly. But not just that. I am a very evil. I will move heaven and earth to make sure you buy yourself a goldfish, and then then move, mars and hell to make sure that you get yourself attached to that goldfish. And just as you now have joy, witnessing your little pet goldfish, I will flush it down the toilet! Yeah, how do you like that idiot! After, I will proceed to slap you with a glove until you perish and cease to live. 
Just look at those colors. Look at the outfit. What do you think those suckers are thinking? Probably stupid shit. Clownish shit. They are gonna say something so stupid that it will just leave one so stunned. And then, they'll do clown stuff. You know the shit. Dance. Magic tricks. Making you laugh through many, many ways. Classic pie to the face stuff. Good shit. But most of all. The most glorious, blowing stuff. Making a ballon animal. However, that's just icing on that beautiful lustful cake. Just, the action of it inflating. My words will not make it justice. Just, it blowing, and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing. However, I would call the long ballons the start. It's the real classic round ballons were it is at it at. The way they grow so big and round. So imponent and yet fragile, it's great. But even with that, it pales in comparison to when it is actually done to furries themselves. And of course, dressed as clowns being the best ones. First of all, a furry inflating like a ballon is what makes the inflation so wonderful. Just imagine them growing and growing and growing to be bigger, rounder, imponent, and yet so fragile. Imagine how careful you need to be to hug it, and yet, how much power you hold when you do it. Think on how big that furry is. How big and round, itr feels. And yet, how it feels like it is about to blow up. Bitch ass big round furry ball. Hell yeah. Even better thinking on how it is an alive creature. A furry. Oh lord, I must've seen medusa because I am a pure stone right now. Anyways, I must however state that I am very specific on it. First of all, no HUmans. Eww. We are ugly. You are ugly. You all are ugly. I am excempt from this because I don't see myself as ugly. Only neutral. Second of all, nothing, but furries. only furries. no cartoon people, no inanimate obects, no nothing, unless it is a furry, or really looks like a furry (for example, protogens). Now with that, we enter the spectrum. Low tier, general furry inflation, and general balloons. Can't do much about it. They are not clowns eengaging in clowinsh activity. Once you dress them up as clowns, we are talking. Just the way the blow up, with that stupid ass outfit. What they could be thinking, thanks to their clowinsh ways. Now, beuing straight up, it is a kill joy, when they are suffering. I like them happy. I like them enjoying it. If they are suffering, what's the point? It makes me sad and I ahte yuou now. Witht hat out of the way, Honestly, just everything about it is perfect. Whether it is the receiving end, or you encountering. How the furry clown must feel, blown up, and blowing away, or just how you would hug the thing, and how much power you now hold. Now, as for methofds of inflation, I like it simple, and relatively pg for the nature of this. Through like a mouth. Not through any other hole. It just seems painful. Although, through the butt can get hilariious, if done well, but it's too risky. As long as it is for funny reasons and not because oif the gay shit, it is very hot. Oh, speaking of gay shit. I don't give a shit about furries, and don't see gender. it's fair game. Trust me, it's easier as it does not limit you. You see it's specific, and after years and years of enjoying it, you will soon run dry of material, and no longer have anything new. It's desperate and miserable. Which is why I keep an open mind, and I try to make my own supply. And before you ask, no, I am not sharing. Don't be a bitch ass pussy, and look up furry clown inflation. Only reason why I am not showing you more is because I just know smeone will bitch and complain if they find how i ruined their precious wiki. so precious that they forgot about it, and i am not that evila. So, fuck you. Look it up on your own. I just gave you but a tyaste of this world, through those images, and it's a really small miserable tatse. Getting back on track, let's talk clowns. i talked about inflation, so, clowns. i love stupidity, seeing stupidity and partaking in stupidity. I know that therees a whole art to being a clown by profession, but, ia m taking away the famous interpretation of a clown. The guy who said something so stupid that you just laugh to it. AI am not gonna lie, even i like when that happens. it is actually the very super secret, definitely real,not fake, ddefinitely not a red herring, definitely not a lie, on why i am doing this. clown. it's a clown. that image change is indicative of me, i mean, poopy poopy poopbuttface's reality. Trust me on this, I am definitely not misleading you. It's the truth, and not a lie. Not a red herring. Still definitely not a lie. People who I have talked to about kinks and shit will definitely tell you that yes, clown furry inflation is where it is at it at, and not }anything else. trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me frust me truut me truct me krust me yrust mo tuust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me. I am not deceiving you. I am not setting you for failuire through the spread of misinformation. It's the truth. I swear it on the flying lasgna cthulu looking like monster that is the truth to the universe, that this is but the truth, and the fact that I am using something I made up even moree indicative, on what this is actually like. It's not a lie. It's the truth. Accept it. Anyways, that stupid shit feeds me with a very high superirority complex. And even then, I like to step on those shoes, and say the stupid shit. Like poh lord. Medusa must've come again. hey, remember that stupid bullshit about a spectrum? Yeah, like, actuyally, it's like to spectrums that merge in the middle. and then continue. The inflation, and the clown. On Lasgan cthulu, I really wish you, whoever is reading this, that you wouldn't bitrch about me putting furry clown inflation within this desert, and look it up. Look it up you coward. Look up, furry clown inflation. 
That's neough of that. now, lert me tell you about kinderverse, and the missing lore. The real vap arc. I, I mean poopy poopy poopbuttface came up with it. It was so good. Ity was a great idea. wanna know what happened? I have the fucking notes, bitch. Part 1. the beginning. Do you even remeber it? I've seen you. I doubt you have. It was never brought up again by any of you, except those who have worked on it. Plain and simple, Real vap gets introduced, does real vap things, and then gets pushed off a cliff by vap. This part establishes the basics. Who real vap is and it's views, and shit, and Vap, who we all know by now. Classic big vaporeon who only cares for herself, and only herself and maybe 4cario. It makes me wonder how in lore she's greatly accepted. I mean, she's funny, but, in lore, that's but a trick to get away with everything, specially getting awy with eating the alleged food that is gathered. Speaks volumes to her charisma. Like, during the event, Vappy literrally attempts murder, and almost killed Real Vap, who mind you, was never hostile towards Vap. Vap's literally a racist and attempted murder, lmao. And the kinderversers literally did not hold Vap accountable. In fact, they like broke her out of jail. 4cario said he wanted 4cario to actually go all like: "HOLY CRAP VAP YOU JUST KILLED SOMEONE". Even wih the attempted murder, everyone still liked vap. Those kinderversians are really silly, as they are not able to unbiasedly judge something so obvious, or an even biogger testament to Vap's charisma. Anywyas, that's literally it, for part 1. Now, part 2, the introduction of the V.A.P. Originally, it Was named: V.U.A.V. (Vaporeon Union Against Vaporeon). Although, it kind of sounds like it's a bunch of vaporenos who go against being vaporeons, it wasn't silly enough. We all know that an acronym is silly because the acronym says something funny. It was thoughgt that VAP was funnier, just because it could be confusing if you were not careful. But it didn't start just like forming a group. It started with the subtitle of "Double trouble" because it's the 2nd part, and neede 2 shenanigans. It was originally intended that there would be another vap, this one being really shiny vap, who poopy poopy poopbuttface once saw in a community thread in youtube. The guy who made the original image is not important, point is poopy poopy poopbuttface saw it, and must've thought "hey, this is like another aspect, this is what shiny is. Like, real shiny". The idea developed from there. I'll continue this later. 
Hey fun fact, the mini logo, Iris's pupils looking things, that's the used logo for everything KV is really close to the logo of the news place called "repretel". Change the blue to a green, move the red to the top, and yellow below, leaving green to the side, and it's the same thing. An actual fun thing to look at, what do you know. 
(super secret note between you and I, my dear stupid viewer. I will add to the desert rant. It must be stupid long and make you feel lost)
(Other super secret note. That would be epic, it think. Also Movies. GOTG 3 was really good)
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