License To Love (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Prower Towers Mall
Curd: “It’s an Eggman Fan License, it’s approved by the mayor!
With this thing, in the Eggman collection, you will become a player!”
Cream: “What are you doing, Curd?”
Curd: “Selling cards.”
Cream: “Oh! That’s great! Hope you sell a lot!”
Curd: “Let’s sell!”
A crowd goes to Curd
Curd: “Hello! Wanna buy some?”
Ava: “That’s too much demand. Don’t worry, Swift will make sure there’s a supply of EFLs so that you don’t have to inflate your prices.”
Swift: “I’m on it, Ava!”
Ava: “How did you hear that?”
Swift: “Well, I didn’t, but I’m pretty sure you want me to do something.”
Ava: “Make Mayor Walt validate Eggman Fan Licenses. And print them.”
Swift: “On it! But first, I need to call people from Mario’s world!”
Mario’s World
Swift: “Hello, Milo and Papaya! Dahlia and Lana! Pamela and Paul! Wanna make multiple of these?” he shows Eggman Fan Licenses
Dahlia: “Why?”
Swift: “Curd’s selling it.”
Pamela: “Anything to help!”
Everyone But Paul: “Let’s do it!”
Swift: “Why isn’t Paul talking?”
Pamela: “He usually doesn’t.”
Eggman Fan License Stand
Swift: he brings the EFLs to Curd
Curd: “Oh, goody! Thanks, Swift. That’s a lot!’ she satisfies multiple customers by selling a lot of them “Wow! I am making a fortune!”
Sasha: “Got it, Curd. By the way, I have to go.” she uses her jetpack to arrive at Acorn Palace
Acorn Palace
Sally: “Hello, Sasha!”
Sasha: “Hi, Sally.”
Sally: “I’m running low on nuts. Can you please get me some?”
Sasha: “Sure thing, Sally. I mean, though you are queen, you have to buy, unless you have someone to buy for you.”
Sally: “Thanks, Sasha.”
Sasha: she goes to the store
Eggman Fan License Stand
Curd: “Why make money only out of Eggman Fan Licenses when you can make money out of Metal Sonic Fan Licenses? Swift, validate them!”
Swift: “Aye aye, Curd!” he goes to the Prower Dome
Prower Dome
Heads: “Yes, Swift. I can help you make more Metal Sonic Fan Licenses.” he creates Metal Sonic Fan Licenses and sends them to the mayor
The MSFLs go back to the Prower Dome with stamps of approval
Swift: “Thanks!” he swam back and went to Curd and gave her Metal Sonic Fan Licenses
Curd: “Thanks! That’s a lot! That’ll be 2 bucks.”
People go to Curd and buy the Metal Sonic Fan Licenses
Curd: “Wow! I’m having hills of money! That’s the cheapest product and the one meant to make more customers instead of give more profit per sale! Hey, wait! That means I can also sell Biolizard Fan Licenses!”
Sasha: she flies back to the stand “I’m taking 10 Eggman Fan Licenses.”
Curd: “You could ask Bomber and Skyler to make more of these.”
Sasha: “Perfect.” she uses a jetpack to go to Fleet Fortress
Fleet Fortress
Sasha: “Quick! Make me some Biolizard Fan Licenses!”
Skyler: “OK!” she makes a lot of them and gives them to Sasha
Sasha: “Time to validate.” she goes to the Mayor using her jetpack
Walt Carter: he validates all of them
Sasha: she uses a jetpack to go to Nutropolis and makes a stand selling Biolizard Fan Licenses for 15 Mobiums
50 people buy them
Sasha: “Thank you, thank you, thank you.” she goes to the store and buys a lot of nuts in crates “That’s too heavy.” she chains her jetpack to the crate and flies with it to Acorn Palace
Sally: “Thanks. Was it hard for you to do that?”
Sasha: “Not at all.”
Fan License Stand (Gaia City)
Curd: “Oh! That’s a lot of cash! I’m going to make more Fan Licenses.”
Bomber: “I’ll create them for you.”
Walt: he goes to Curd’s Fan License Stand “I’m here to approve the Fan Licenses!”
Curd: “And make lots of profit! Bomber, create Fan Licenses for the Deadly Six!”
Bomber: “OK!” he creates more of them and more people buy them for 20 bucks
Curd: “Black Doom Fan Licenses! 25 bucks! Mephiles Fan Licenses! 30 bucks! Infinite Fan Licenses! 35 bucks! Time Eater Licenses! 40 bucks!”
Bomber: he creates the said Licenses
Walt: he approves the Licenses
More people buy from Curd
Curd: “More money! Less problems! I can buy anything I want! I can buy every video game I want! I can eat every food! But I’m not done yet! Fans of the Metarex and fans of The End will have to pay 45 bucks to be legally allowed to like them!” she laughs maniacally
Bomber: he creates more of the licenses
People buy from Curd
Curd: “Oh yeah! I’m making more money! I can finally spend the Prower Towers bills without Mom needing to spend a penny! Lastly, how about we sell Dark Gaia Fan Licenses?”
Cream: “Curd, what are you doing?”
Curd: “Selling licenses to be fans of villains. I wish I could do this all day! This is utopia!”
Cream: “Curd!”
Curd: “What is it, mysterious voice?” she had a creepy face and laughs maniacally while getting Sasha’s Super Wispon “Go away, mysterious voice! Who are you?”
Cream: she screams “Oh no! She has gone completely crazy! Curd, it’s Cream! Your mom!”
Curd: “You do sound like her!”
Cream: “Detached from reality, very violent and inability to deal with daily problems in a healthy manner?” gasp “Sorry, Curd, but you need therapy. And please, Mayor Walt, stop approving licenses that give someone full permission to be a fan of the most evil villains in history! Don’t make history repeat itself by letting people be fans of them!”
Bomber: “Hey! At least Curd has as much money as the money you need to pay for your bills!”
Cream: “Bomber, Curd has to go to a mental hospital. Very sorry, but this is serious. Also I’m shutting down that stand. Hey, all of you! If you want to be fans of your favorite villains legally, then stop it! Or else the Mayor will get you arrested!”
Curd: she beats up Cream
Ricotta: “Hey, Curd! You’re not allowed to like Doctor Eggman at all.”
Cream: lightbulb over her head “Good idea, Ricotta!”
Ricotta: “But Mom, you’re faster. Lead her to the mental hospital.”
Cream: “I don’t want you to go insane with money. Is money the only thing that’s important to you? Are you Mr. Lobs?”
Curd: she chased after Cream
Cream: she spindashes and flies to the mental hospital
Curd: she flies after Cream “Stop it, or else I will shoot you with my Super Wispon!”
Cream: “That’s Sasha’s!”
Curd: she aggressively flies towards Cream
Cream: she lands on the floor of the hospital
Curd: “I’ll-“
The doctors get Curd
Curd: “PUT ME AWAY!” she throws a tantrum that can be heard from far away
Cream: “Phew.”
1 Hour Later…
Curd: she wakes up “What happened? Why am I on a chair?”
Psychiatrist Porcupine: “Curd, what has gotten into you?”
Curd: “Money! And Mom took away my Fan License Stand!”
Susan: “Curd, I may agree with you that nobody should be arrested over an opinion, but I don’t agree that everyone should be allowed to like absolutely anyone, especially villains like Mephiles.”
Curd: she was about to punch Susan
Psychiatrist Porcupine: “Stop. You know what you should do, Curd? Maybe you should do more good deeds.”
Curd: “I was about to do one! I realized that with that much money, I could pay for the Prower Towers bills!”
Psychiatrist Porcupine: “That’d be a good deed, Curd. Helping your Mom.”
Cream: “Thanks, Curd for trying to make an effort to make life easier for me. That’s the girl I want to see. Maybe you should do at least 1 good deed every day. Maybe give a cent to someone suffering from poverty, or even better, a Mobium.”
Curd: “Thanks, Mom for suggesting things I can do everyday. What just happened?”
Cream: “You chased me around and almost shot me with a Super Wispon!”
Curd: she gasps in horror “I…. I’m sorry, Mom.” she hugs Cream
Cream: “It’s OK, Curd, my girl.”
Susan: “Not to mention she became obsessed with selling licenses that let people like the worst people in this world!”
Curd: “So can I pay for the bills so that you don’t have to?”
Cream: “Sure.”
Room 3007
Curd: she put her money on the bills and went to Room 3001 and gave Tails her bills
Tails: “Thanks for paying for your family’s bills, Curd.”
Curd: “Mom is welcome!”
The End!
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