Fruits vs Vegetables

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!! Are we really putting some inanimate objects that can't move around or do other human activities in a fight to the death? Yes.
== Description ==
Fruits (Apple, Orange, Banana, Watermelon) vs Vegetables (Potato, Carrot, Broccoli, Corn)! They've been rivals for years, but now they're fighting to the death even though they can't do that in real life!
== Intro ==
MAKE ANY BATTLES YOU WANT
JUST ONE CAN BE THE VICTOR
THIS IS...
WRITE EPIC BATTLES!
== Before the Pre Battle ==
Destination: A random kitchen
Two parents put some food on a table, with the mom putting fruits on the table while the dad has vegetables. They leave the room only for something strange to happen.
== Pre Battle ==
The fruits and the vegetables start moving around and then they eye each other, despite having no eyes whatsoever. Wait, are they going to fight? Uh grab your popcorn, kids.
== Battle ==
=== Orange vs Carrot ===