Captain Dick Kicker

Kick the Dick!!!
While working construction in South Padre Island, he stubbed his toe on a radioactive table. This Hammett Kirking moment gave him the power to move someone's moral compass towards compassion by kicking them in the dick.
This power laid dormant for years until he found his Skatfamily, and embarked on the Seek the Icewalls Expedition. An Angus knew he was powerful and directed Michael Graham to dose the gruel with mushrooms. Upon eating the gruel Captain DickKicker realized his true potential to kick the dicks of those who have been cunts and bring the forces of evil to their knees, literally. 
Today he kicks the hearts and doors of wrongdoers open!
With a swift kick to the dick, the person sees the error of their ways and can then choose a path to not be a c*nt. 
We know him as Chris Eeeeessen, but the c*nts of society know him as Captain Dick Kicker.
(His costume includes: neon green tights, black briefs, and a neon green cape with DK in black on the back. His utility belt holds a flask of rum, a pouch of weed, a harmonica , and a stack of Skatpope cards. )