WhoopTopian's Anniversary

WhoopTopian's Anniversary is a special of The WhoopTopian Show.
== Plot ==
Cake shows the story of how he got invited to an anniversary on December 31, 2024, which went over about a heck load of baloney. The story turned out to be a real-time life nightmare.
== Transcript ==
=== Cake and the Mail ===
(The episode opens with a shot of a hotel room door labeled "Room 5, Floor 13". The door swings open to reveal CAKE's room. CAKE exits the room, speaking to the camera.)
CAKE (narrating): Yes, folks, this is me. Cake. Just another day in the fabulous WhoopTopian Hotel #31.
CAKE: Alrighty, time to check the ol' mailing system. (Opens message box) What's this? A message from the big cheese himself, President Jone Jeans!
(CAKE reads the note from the message box)
CAKE: It says I'm invited to an anniversary bash... for WhoopTopia on December 31, 2024... at 5 PM sharp at the Town Hall!
(CAKE jumps with excitement)
CAKE: Oh my sweet Godlander, this is the bee's knees! There'll be sporty games, watery wonders, talent shows... and did I mention, people will be devouring cake!
(CAKE's expression changes to horror)
CAKE: Wait a minute... (pauses) Will people actually be eating cake?
CAKE: Of course they will, you ninny! It's a birthday bash!
CAKE: Oh no, oh no, oh no! This is a disaster in the making! I'll be surrounded by cake-craving fiends!
CAKE: I'm not going to this shindig! I'm hiding under the bed until it's all over! (Rushes to hide)
(As CAKE sneaks under the bed, the door opens, and in walks RETO.)
RETO: Cake, buddy, what's the ruckus? It's just an invite.
=== Floor 5 ===
(Cut to Floor 5, the Living Room, where TABLEAD, DRUMSIDOWN, LAMPSHAKE, and CNB are gathered.)
TABLEAD: (Excitedly) Hey guys, I heard there's something big happening at WhoopTopian Town Hall!
DRUMSIDOWN: (Curious) Oh? What's the occasion?
LAMPSHAKE: (Imagines) Maybe it's a balloon popping extravaganza!
CNB: (Thoughtfully) Instead of guessing, why don't we brainstorm what activities we'd like to do?
(SYMPHANNY, GHRAFIK, and CLOCKBOTICK enter the room.)
SYMPHANNY: (Cheerfully) Did someone say anniversary?
GHRAFIK: (Considering) If we have the time, we could always hit the hot springs...
CLOCKBOTICK: (Suggestively) And maybe grab a few drinks at the Tropical Drink Stand.
DRUMSIDOWN: (Nods) That does sound like a plan.
CNB: (Grinning) Those are some fine ideas indeed.
=== Scaredy Cake ===
(cut back to Cake's room, where Cake is still hiding under his bed)
BRICKY: (concerned) Alright, Reto, what seems to be the problem?
RETO: Cake's acting weird. He's scared of something.
(COINY rushes over to the bed)
COINY: Cake! Why are you hiding under there? It's not healthy, buddy!
CAKE: (nervously) Everyone, I've got some bad news. I won't be able to make it to the WhoopTopian Anniversary Party on December 31.
(The group gasps in unison)
RETO: Cake, what's going on? Why don't you want to come?
BRICKY: Yeah, Cake! It's going to be the party of the year!
CAKE: (stammering) I... I just can't. I, uh, have a...
RETO: (firmly) Cake, you have to tell us what's wrong or you can't come to the party.
CAKE: (sighs) I... I have office duty that day.
RETO: (skeptical) Office duty? You're not even old enough for that! You're only 5!
Bricky: Won't there be falafel at the party?
Evil Triangler: And games too?
Reto: Cake, if there's a reason you don't want to go to the party, just tell us. We're your friends, we'll understand.
Cake: No no, I really do want to go! It's just that I... I... never mind. See you all at the town hall by 5 PM... *sigh*
Reto: Cake seems really sad... I wonder what could be going on...
Zick: Yeah, he's normally more cheerful when it comes to these things...
(later that night)
(Cake is sleeping in his room.)
=== Cake's Nightmare ===
(Cake's dream is viewed)
Cake: I guess I got to the party in time... just four minutes late, that is...
(silence moment, for at least 5 seconds)
Cake: Hello...? Is anyone there?
(another silence moment)
Cake: Yeah... I think I'll just turn a-
Random person 1: Oh cool! There's birthday cake! Am I sure glad, because I never really liked falafel...
Random person 2: Let's stuff ourselves, and then we can have some fun by the Bay For Dandelion Imagination!
Cake: Oh no...
Random person 1: Whoa, even better! There's a huge, mouth-watering slice of cake right next to the shore!
Random person 2: Yeah! Chocolate cake with a squishy meringue and a rim of strawberry frosting... all my favorite flavors!
Random person 3: Count me in!
(different kinds of people run to Cake at start biting him)
Cake: (screams) I can't handle this torment anymore!
(Cake then rouses from the nightmare, panting with fear.)
Cake: That was a horrible nightmare... Oh well, at least nothing bad happened.
=== Upset Cake ===
(jump cut to morning at Floor 6 where everyone is enjoying KFC.)
KFC CHEF: (serving KFC to Pin) And breakfast is served!
PIN: Thanks! (walks away and sits at a table)
(Cake walks down the stairs, looking miserable.)
KFC CHEF: Oh, hey there, Cake!
CAKE: (mumbling) Good morning, chef...
KFC CHEF: (concerned) What's the matter with him?
ZICK: (determined) We should split up and look for him!
(silence moment)
ZICK: (chuckling) That is, after we all grab some breakfast...
=== HOLY ####! CAKE! WE FOUND HIM! ===
(5 hours later)
Cake: How much time has even passed? It feels like it's been an eternity... At least no one can possibly eat me now, but... this place doesn't smell so good... There is a cooler, though, and it's keeping my chocolate frosting safe from melting... And there is this slightly hilarious picture of Ronaldo on the wall... but... (Cake's stomach growls) I'm so hungry... I didn't have any breakfast this morning, and there's nothing good to eat here... There's only this poisonous mushroom! I can't eat that! It seems at this rate, I'll have to suffer for... December 27 to January 1... that's... FIVE WHOLE DAYS!!! Oh, what am I ever gonna do now?! My life is doomed completely... all because this birthday party! (Cake tears up, and cries.)
(Cake contemplates eating himself)
Cake: The only thing that can save me is... IF I EAT MYSELF!
(Just as Cake is about to take a bite of himself, he hears knocking noises and looks up to see Red Sphere)
Cake: Red Sphere?! What are you doing here?!
Red Sphere: (Ignoring Cake's question) Nevermind that now, I gotta open this door!
(Red Sphere kicks the door open, revealing the abandoned house outside. Red Sphere and Cake are then shown standing outside the house.)
ZICK: (exasperated) Cake, what on Earth is going on with you? First, you vanish during breakfast, and then we spend five whole hours combing the multiverse for you!
CAKE: (sheepishly) I'm... I'm really sorry about that, guys. It's just... the truth is, I don't want to go to the party. Not at all. I know it sounds weird, but... it's a birthday party. That means there's going to be cake... and people might eat cake... like, me.
ZICK: (concerned) What? You had a nightmare about it?
CAKE: (nods) Yeah. Last night, I dreamed everyone was just... eating me at the party. It was terrifying. And today, I just couldn't shake the feeling. I didn't want to tell you because I thought you'd all laugh at me. It's just, that cake-eating is such a big part of birthdays, I didn't know how to handle it.
EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT CAKE AND ZICK: Make fun of you?
ZICK: (smiling) Of course not, Cake. We're friends. Friends don't do that. Everyone has fears.
ZICK: (determined) Here's what we'll do. We'll all go to the party together, and we'll keep you safe from those... watering mouths. If anyone tries to take a bite out of you, they'll have to deal with the rest of us first!
CAKE: (relieved, hugging Zick) Thank you, everyone. I don't know what I'd do without you all. You're the best!
PIN: (interrupting gently) Guys, I'm just as moved as the next person, but how are we supposed to get back to the hotel now? Walking all that way again?
ZICK: (nods) I suppose so. On the bright side, Jellooping managed to find plenty of water for the trip back.
FIREY: (unenthusiastically) Count me out on that.
=== Today is December 31! ===
(Several days later)
TBA