You're a Bunch of Stuff

You're a Bunch of Stuff is a song sung by the cast that subtly praises Marge's new inplants in the episode Large Marge. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Ian Maxtone-Graham. It is the eleventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
==Lyrics==
=== Prologue: ===
:Luigi Risotto:
:For you, pretty lady, I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih. And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.
:Angelo:
:Yeah, I like-a to chew.
:Marge:
:Thank you, fellas.
:Lisa:
:Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of...those?
:Homer:
:That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.
=== The Song: ===
:You took a twenty-karat diamond
:And made it gleam
:Like a big spaghetti dinner
:Smothered in whipped cream.
:Comic Book Guy:
:You're like X-Men number three
:In a mylar bag.
:Snake Jailbird:
:You're a brand new muscle car
:And all the wheels are mag.
:Mr. Burns:
:You make me feel as young
:As the blood I get from sheep.
:Sea Captain:
:Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
:In me fav'rite film...The Deep.
:Moe Szyslak:
:You're sexy and exotic
:Like a hooker from Belize.
:Dr. Hibbert:
:Or a patient with insurance
:Who's crawling with disease.
:All:
:You're a sundae underneath
:Two great big cherries.
:Marge:
:Keep in mind they're only
:Temporar-ar-ies.
:All:
:Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
:Glad to see you.
:Mayor Quimby:
:And I decree you
:The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
:(everyone gasps)
:—dangerous criminals!
:All:
:Hooray!
:Homer:
:And they're all mine!
=== Epilogue: ===
:Marge:
:Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?
:Homer:
:Oh, I was getting around to it.
Category:Songs
Category:Full cast songs
Category:Songs by Homer
Category:Songs by Marge
Category:Songs by Mr. Burns
Category:Songs by Snake
Category:Songs by Moe
Category:Songs by Julius Hibbert
Category:Songs by Comic-Book Guy
Category:Songs by Quimby
Category:Songs by Horatio McCallister
Category:Season 14 songs