Pokémon But Like With SBFW Users - Episode 1

Pokémon But Like With SBFW Users - Episode 1 is the 68th episode of Wait Wut and the fourth episode of season four.
== Transcript ==
[The episode opens with Vanessa aimlessly standing in front of a white and green background as catchy video game music plays in the background.]
Vanessa: (looking offscreen to the left) Are- Are we on? Oh, okay.
[Vanessa coughs, faces the viewer and begins reading a crudely written script.]
Vanessa: "Hello there! Glad to meet you! Welcome to the world of POKéMON, but like with SBFW users and inside references and shit."
[Vanessa turns to the left of the screen again, confused.]
Vanessa: Hasn't the concept of parodying POKéMON been done countless times before and better than this is probably gonna be?
Polar: (offscreen, whispering) Just go with it!
Vanessa: Oh, um… (faces the viewer and continues reading the script) "My name is Vanessa and I am the POKéMON professor of this region."
[She turns offscreen to Polar again.]
Vanessa: Wait, why the hell am I the professor? Wouldn't it make more sense to be Arre or someone?
Polar: (offscreen) I dunno, you're probably one of the oldest people on the wiki I think, and also "Professor Vanessa" just has a ring to it I guess.
Vanessa: It doesn't.
Polar: (offscreen) It does.
Vanessa: It really doesn't.
[Pause.]
Vanessa: You know, why are we even doing this anyway? You and I both know you're not gonna commit and most people on the wiki aren't even that into POKéMON. 
Polar: (offscreen) Look, I'm not paying you to ask questions, can we just get back to the script please?
Vanessa: (rolls eyes) Ugh fine. "This world is inhabited by creatures called POKéMON!"
[She throws a POKéBALL on the floor and ALF pops out.]
ALF: I am a POKéMON.
Vanessa: "For some people, POKéMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself… I honestly don't care."
[Vanessa summons ALF back in to the POKéBALL.]
Vanessa: "Now, tell me about yourself. Are you or a boy or a girl, or any other gender identity outside the binary?"
[The camera pans over to Aidan, who is standing opposite Vanessa dressed as a POKéMON trainer.]
Aidan: I... I'm a girl- I MEAN BOY!
[Aidan suddenly grows a ponytail…]
Aidan: WHAT?! NO!
[...and a pair of breasts.]
Aidan: Eh, this is fine.
Vanessa: "Now, what is your name?"
[Pause.]
Aidan: Um… my name is Aidan, you already knew that.
Vanessa: Yeah but I think Polar's asking what I should put you down as.
Aidan: Oh right, CrazySponge.
[Vanessa starts writing "CrazySponge" into the script.]
Vanessa: Mmm, yeah sorry, "CrazySponge" is one letter too long. "CrazySpong" without an "e" is fine though.
Aidan: I'll just stick with Aid-
Vanessa: I'll put you in as "CrazySpong".
CrazySpong: o
[Pause as Vanessa fills in the blanks in the script. Prim suddenly materialises out of thin air next to Vanessa.]
Prim: Wh- Where am I? What is this?
Vanessa: (smirks) "This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby."
CrazySpong and Prim: wait wu-
Vanessa: "What's his name again?"
[Pause.]
CrazySpong: …that's Prim, right?
Prim: I think so, however I didn't know I was Vanessa's grandson.
Vanessa: It's a weird family tree. Ahem, "that's right, I remember now! His name is Prim! CrazySpong, your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold!"
CrazySpong: It is?
Vanessa: "A world of dreams and adventures with POKéMON awaits!"
CrazySpong: It does?
Vanessa: "Let's go!"
CrazySpong: Go whe-
[The screen suddenly starts closing in on everyone.]
Vanessa: What's going on?
Prim: I don't like this!
CrazySpong: POLAR, DO SOMETH-
[Cut to CrazySpong waking up in her bed startled.]
CrazySpong: Agh!
[Pause.]
CrazySpong: Phew. It was just a-
[She pulls the cover away revealing he still has breasts under her nightwear.]
CrazySpong: wait wut
TO BE CONTINUED*
*probably
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