Annoying Orange: In the Dark/Transcript

Orange: (whistling) Bored.
(Dane puts a mushroom on the counter)
Mushroom: Oh, boy! This place is super neat!
Orange: Hey! Hey, look, it's Midget Umbrella!
Mushroom: Oh, hi! Hi there!
Orange: Hey, hey Midget Umbrella! Are you worried about a little rain? (laughs)
Mushroom and Orange: (laughing)
Orange: He-he-he-he. Okay, it wasn't that funny.
Mushroom: (laughs and sighs) What's an umbrella?
(title card)
Orange: Okay, so that's an umbrella?
(Screen shows the umbrella on the couch)
Mushroom: Uh-huh.
Orange: And, that's a midget?
Midget Apple: Hey!
Orange: (laughs) You get it?
Mushroom: (laugh) Uh, no.
Orange: (groan) You're not from around here, are you?
Midget Apple: The poor guy probably grew up in the dark. Why do you think everything's so new to him?
Orange: So, he really is a dimwit! (laughs)
Mushroom: No, I'm not a dimwit, I'm a mushroom.
Orange: Yuck! There's an entire room made of mush?
Midget Apple: No, he is a mushroom.
Orange: If he's just a room, then what is the rest of the house look like? (laugh)
Midget Apple: No! Mushroom! Like a toadstool!
Mushroom: Huh?
Orange: Nu-uh! He's not a toadstool, that's a toadstool!
(Screen shows a toadstool, and a toadstool's crookin')
Midget Apple: But, if that's a toadstool, then what's that?
(Screen shows another frog sitting on a chair)
Orange: Duh, it's a frog chair. (laughs)
Mushroom: Wow, this is amazing! Nothing ever happens where I'm from, and I those toadstools, and frog chairs, everywhere!
Orange: Oooh, oooh! If you like imfibeans, then you're gonna love my motorboat! (doing the motorboat)
Mushroom: Yay, motorboat!
Midget Apple: Would you stop it, already? You're getting spit all over the counter.
Orange: Oooh, oooh! You should try this one! (tongue flipping)
Mushroom: (tongue flipping)
Midget Apple: Would you guys quit it?
Orange and Mushroom: (tongue flipping)
Midget Apple: Stop!
Mushroom: I can even do the other side! (tongue flipping)
Orange: (tongue flipping)
Midget Apple: Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!!
Orange and Mushroom: (laughs)
Midget Apple: Geez!
Orange: You know what, Mushroom? You really are a fun guy! (laughs)
Midget Apple: (groan)
Mushroom: (doing the Truffle Shuffle)
Orange: Hey, Midget Apple, look! He's doing the Truffle Shuffle! (laughs)
Midget Apple: Yeah, he's cute as a button.
(Mushroom stops doing the truffle shuffle)
Orange: (laugh) Midget Apple made a funny! (laughs)
Midget Apple: (groan) You're a bad influence, you know that?
Mushroom: Hey, hey Orange! What are we gonna do next?
Orange: Hmmmm, let me see.
Midget Apple: Oh, come on! Don't encourage him!
Orange: Oooh! Hey, Mushroom! Hey, Mushroom, hey!
Mushroom: Yeah?!
Orange: Mario!
Mushroom: Huh?
(Mario comes over and eats Mushroom)
Mario: Woo-hoooo!
Orange: Uhhhh!
Mario: Hey, everybody! It's-a me, Mario!
Orange: Uhhhhhh. Nice on, Mario. Why don't you just grow away! (laughs)
Mario: Oh, what's-a the matter, Orange? Why are you acting so "spore"? (laughs)
Orange: (laughs)
Mario: Waa-ha-ha!
Midget Apple: (groans)
Mario: Oh, boy! Time for-a Mario to get-a his Frog Suit!
Frog Chair: (pops his eyes out in horror) Huh?
(End rolls)
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