Tom Sawyer

Tom Sawyer battled Huckleberry Finn in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 13. He was played by WoodenHornets.
==Information on the Rapper==
Tom Sawyer is the title character of the Mark Twain novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876). He appears in three other novels by Twain: Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), Tom Sawyer Abroad (1894), and Tom Sawyer, Detective (1896).
Sawyer also appears in at least three unfinished Twain works, Huck and Tom Among the Indians, Schoolhouse Hill, and Tom Sawyer's Conspiracy. While all three uncompleted works were posthumously published, only Tom Sawyer's Conspiracy has a complete plot, as Twain abandoned the other two works after finishing only a few chapters.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse 1:===
Fuckleberry Faggot, where do I even begin?
Are you gonna fake your own death, just to coward out again?
While I'm sleeping in my bed, like a normal functional kid,
I see you in a barn in a cardboard box, ha, you dumb shit.
There's no need for me to rap, is that what you meant?
You're the one who won't shut the fuck up, your books got banned 'cause of your accent.
My name is Tom Sawyer, I got mean, mean, pride,
You never got laid, and, I already have a bride.
===Verse 2:===
Are you complainin' bout my rhymes, and my ways to deliver?
I spit rhymes with more flow than the Mississippi River,
I got Becky on my side, when's the last time you had a love duet?
The only friend you have is a middle-aged black runaway slave.
The fence is getting whiter, but I'm not painting it as you can tell.
I'm not kidding around, Finn, I can make people rap for me as well.
Your father would always beat you because he was the town drunk.
The battle's over now, and I don't give a Huck!
==Trivia:==
*He appears as a cameo in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 34
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