YouTube video transcripts

In September 2020, YouTube removed customized closed captions. So, these are the customized transcripts from JustLeafy's videos saved and stored on this page. These transcripts add humor to these videos.
== Nothing Gets Past My Bow! ==
tfw you're dragging and dropping a fucking fake monkey with the stars then appearing ubiquitous
"Are you kidding me? Nothing gets past my bow! What's up?" said the most intelligent man.
*TIME TO UPGRADE THIS MOTHERFUCKER*
"I am the best"
This fucking asshole is selfish as fuck and doesn't think about his love fodder, Gwendolin
no one: quincy: "DDT incoming!"
*quincy finna attack a blimp he can't beat*
SeRiOuSlY!?
== Screaming E at 3am.. ==
Yo, what is up guys? JustLeafy here, back with another video. And today,
well, tonight, it is 3 a.m, right now. I'm going to scream E because why not?
It's for the video. It's for the views (because I'm a greedy motherfucker who wants 10k views for monetization)
in 3, 2, 1....
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (what a stupid screaming eagle)
SHUT THE [FLAN] UP, NO ONE CARES
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE
What was that? It sounded like uuuhhhhh somebody threw a ball behind- somebody threw a ball behind me... (next time, leafy, make a script)
SHUT THE F*CK UP
I don't want to know who it is, but let's take a look.
Is it..? OH MY GOD IT'S SHREK, IT'S SHREK!!!!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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