The Annoyingly Long Cutaway Gag

The Annoyingly Long Cutaway Gag is an episode of Two Lines. It released April 9, 2024 as part of Liz's Archives.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins at SpongeBob’s house, where he is playing Eels and Escalators on the floor with Patrick, who is completely unconscious and drooling)
SpongeBob: Gee, this reminds me of the time Squidward almost died of the coronavirus.
(Cutaway begins. Squidward is watching television on the couch, when suddenly he starts choking. He dials 9-1-1, and he waits. He waits so long that he lays on the floor unconscious. The paramedics never come, and SpongeBob and Patrick find him lying unconscious, so they take him to the hospital. While they carry Squidward to the hospital, all three of them get run over by a car that Fred is driving. Fred mouths “sorry!”, and a hospital truck comes by to pick the trio up inside. However, the hospital truck runs them all over, leaving them in even more pain. Finally, the paramedics carry the three inside. Cut to the three of them in hospital beds, moaning and groaning. Somehow, you guessed it, ANOTHER hospital truck comes by and runs them all over. The cutaway ends.)
Patrick: (finally waking up, shaking his head) Huh? What did you say?
(SpongeBob facepalms and the episode ends)
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