Sweeney Todd vs Edward Scissorhands.

TheAngryMidget as Sweeney Todd Jake G. as Edward Scissorhands WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE SWEENEY TODD AGAINST EDWARD SCISSORHANDS BEGIN Sweeney Todd: You may be known to be a drama, but what I spit will be more tragic; ‘Cause this Demon Barber shall leave Frankenstein back in his attic Better Flee from my Street, take off that scarf, reveal your neck And One swipe with my blade shall surely leave you home-wrecked You’re more freakish than Krueger so my crowds will leave you crowded What? You gonna rob my win like how you failed at robbing houses? Aww, that’s the girl you like? You gonna finger, knives? Heh. I bet those cuts burned like your dreary love life Edward Scissorhands: My verse will cause you Penny Dread; I wouldn’t try to hurt a soul But take a seat Freaky, Freddy; I’ll bury you in your own hole You deserved to be imprisoned, yet you’re thinking you’re a hero? At least I didn’t kill my love; you’re just the town’s local weirdo Slash this man with my hands to hear your crowd cheering “bravo!” You’ll be headless, like your clients, as you lay there, Sleeping Hollow After hearing that verse, I’d take up your offer to drink It makes you think, why would this man let his fame go extinct? Sweeney Todd: That verse was quite lifeless; as dead as your inventor I’m the life of the show so don’t think that you’re the center of Attention! You’re no ascention, I’d leave you hung up in suspension But you’re just a shitty Wolverine in a cosplay convention! I’ll take it down a Peg but still put this sculpture on ice Come forth Ragg, like your face, I get ugly and not nice! Say my goodbyes to that reply, but I just remembered somethin’ Pardon me, cuz I believe, I left his pie-face in the oven Edward Scissorhands: What you spat was mind Bogg-ling, so quit with all your baffling 50 shades of mottling, as I’m spitting throat throttlings Those bars dragged out like your sentence should, you need a trim? Cuz you’ll soon be Fade-ing out into the Fogg, you’re looking dim I’ll gain the Win-stone, turning tables with my own retortion The Ruffian’s contorting others for his own mental distortion Holding no Love-tt in your heart, thinking your grim tale is beauty But it’s best you stay silent, like your very first movie WHO MURDERED THE MIC? COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPP-THS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP BATTLE Vladimyr P. as The Crowd Writers: Vlad and Trakked Beat Producer: 2Deep Effects / Mixer: Vlad Cover Art Made by Vlad