STAT/Interactions

==Dialogue==
The beginning of Stats Domain 	
* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Leaving the Elevator 	
*"It wasn't really that nice! Bye!"
*"Hopefully we don't meet again!"
*"Finally I can unclench my teeth!"
*"Gosh, finally. Ugh."
*"Glad to be out!"
Gifted most items 	
*"No thanks! This is useless to me!"
*"I don't take things from weird strangers!"
*"I'd be an idiot if I took this!"
Gifted Cheezburger, Cheese, Chocolate Milk, or Medkit	
*"It's not what I usually like eating but it'll work!"
*"I can just.. have this? Thanks!"
*"Thanks, you're useful!"
Showered with the Petal Cone 	
*"You got some in my hair. Thanks."
*"I could've been allergic to those! You never know!"
*"Can you give me something useful please?"
*"Thanks, I barely know you!"
*"I REEAAALLY appreciate it. Truly."
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle 	
*"WOW! I AM SO HYDRATED NOW. THANKS A LOT!"
*"Thanks, I barely know you!"
*"I JUST got this drycleaned."
*"Imagine going up to someone and spraying their face with water. Just imagine."
*"I'm PLENTY hydrated. Thanks. Really."
*"You can be a bit nicer! I truly mean it!"
*"Please, don't do that again."
Hit with a Snowball 	
*"I am not in snow attire."
*"Wow! Stop!"
*"Mind your manners."
*"I'd prefer if you wouldn't!"
*"You must be very popular!"
*"You must have SOOO many friends."
Hit with a Tomato 	
*"UGH. This place SURE IS NICE."
*"Throwing food is a bit barbaric, isn't it?"
*"You're wasting food that could go to nice people."
*"Ew.. gross.."
*"I just got this drycleaned."
Hit with a C4 	
*"That beeping is a bit annoying! Reminds me of you!"
*"Can you be a little nicer, for everyone's sake? Thanks!"
*"I don't think doing that to someone is normal!" 
*"Wow! You made a mess with the confetti!"
*"I don't think you need these!"
Hit with the Tiny Foamer 	
*"Aren't you a bit old to be playing with toys?"
*"I wish a lot more people in the world would learn to be polite!"
*"Maybe you can play with your toys somewhere else! Away from me maybe!"
*"I'd really love it if you wouldn't be so irritating!"
Flashed with the Flash Beacon 	
*"Point that thing somewhere else, please!"
*"That REALLY makes my eyes hurt, by the way!"
*"I think you should learn when to stop!"
*"Wow, my head hurts!"
*"ACK! Ugh.."
Idle 	
*"Can you maybe go take a shower? It smells in here!"
*"If you don't have any sweets on you, buzz off please!"
*"My hair doesn't classify as 'air vents', learn some manners"
*"These people make me wanna grit my teeth! My jaw hurts!"
*"Isn't my bow cute? ...Actually I don't need your opinion!"
*“I don’t think this place sits right with me!”
*"I miss home so much."
*"Don't you hear the elevator breathing?"
*"Did you really have to do that to my home?"
*"You intruders had no place to be near my machine..."
*"I'm really hoping Sam is okay."
*"My jaw hurts from how much I've been gritting my teeth!"
*"You should be ashamed of yourself for what you did to Sam."
*"My Sam is never coming back, you took her from me."
*"You've taken everything from me."
*"I've never felt more ashamed to be in the same room as someone else more than i do now."
Interacting with Bive 	
*"Life is still so weird right now, isn't it?"
*Bive: "WHAT? what??"
*I mean you feel it too no?
*"Being cramped up in an elevator with no real place to go?"
*Bive: "I tend to not think of that stuff, little DRAWING."
*Bive: "HOW ARE YOU BREACHING PAST THE SECOND DIMENSION." 
*"Why do all the passengers comment on looks?"
*"Can't you guys just sit in silence while you wait?"
*"Maybe it's better to listen to music or something!"
*Bive: "WHY CAN'T I SEE THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD??????"
*"Your hair is really, REALLY smelly!"
*"I really do wish you'd practice more hygiene."
*Bive: HOW can you say that when,
*Bive: YOU HAVE AIR VENTS IN YOUR HAIR??
*"Erm.. yeah, Okay!"
Interacting with DrRETRO 	
*DrRETRO: "Hiss.. (Don't trust xem.)"
*"Are you talking to me?"
*"Why are you shoving yourself into my life?"
*DrRETRO: "Mrrph. (To help you sugar. That's all I'd ever want to do for you and everyone else.)"
*"You're a little too self-righteous for your own good!"
*DrRETRO: "Meow.. (Sugar, are you alright?)"
*DrRETRO: "Mrrp..! (Your... everything has been twitching since we got here!) "
*"It's rude to comment on how someone acts."
*"I'm sure I can twitch whenever I want to!"
*DrRETRO: "Mrowrow.. (My my, what a short fuse..)"
*"For a doctor, you really need to work on your social skills!"
*"Or common sense for that matter."
*DrRETRO: "Hiss.. (Could you stop being so darn patronizing?)"
*"Aw I'm so sorry!"
Interacting with FleshCousin 	
*TBA
Interacting with Folly 	
*"I hate to be nosy, I truly do."
*"There'd be no reason to speak with you if I wasn't!"
*"But why are you so darn mean? Manners exist."
*Folly: "Just as my body corroded, so did my feelings of joy and wonder."
*Folly: "I want all to share the sentiment."
*"Yeesh, classy, much?" 
*Folly: "There's so much space out there. You would know."
*Folly: "How easy it would be to choke on that knowledge."
*"I think that if we don't talk to each other, bad things won't happen!"
*Folly: "'Bad things' occur constantly, hmhmhm.. it's all around us, bellowing deep in our souls."
*"Like I said, best not to speak each other!"
*"You should speak with someone else! I bet they'd LOVE to have you!"
*Folly: "I wonder how a being as flat as paper would bleed."
*Folly: "Maybe I should cut you open and watch you writhe on the floor."
*Folly: "Just as I did before."
*"...Your cryptics would probably land you in jail!"
*"Do you know what a restraining order is?"
Interacting with Gnarpy 	
*Gnarpy: "Gnrrz.. gneez.."
*"Why are you making these... noises."
*Gnarpy: "NONE OF YOUR BUZINEZZ, GLORP!"
*Gnarpy: ".. Gnarps zuch as myzelf merely do not like to be cramped up in zuch.. zeeble ZPACEZ."
*"Do you miss space?"
*Gnarpy: "TCH, we ARE in zpace."
*Gnarpy: "I long for PLANETZ UNDER MY PAWZ!"
*"What an interesting way to put it!"
*"I miss home, too."
*"pspspspsps!"
*Gnarpy: "HM?? What're you DOING, zeebler?"
*"Oh nothing, hehe!"
*"You kitty cats are all the same!"
*Gnarpy: "HAH! I am not zome zimple gnarpian!"
*Gnarpy: "LOWER BEINGZ FEAR ME!"
*"Daw, you make this elevator a bit more bearable."
*Gnarpy: "HM. That is zufficient."
*"Everyone on this elevator is so..."
*"'buddy-buddy' with each other, it's odd!"
*Gnarpy: "Finally, zomeone I can agree with!"
*Gnarpy: "itz quite ZMOTHERING."
*"But I guess the little kitties aren't so bad. Like you!"
*Gnarpy: "ZELL OF COURSE!!"
*Gnarpy: "Everyone likez me, I can juzt tell."
*Gnarpy: "Zleeb... I could use a zluzhie."
*"My machine could make those!"
*"It could make a ton of different foods whenever I asked!"
*Gnarpy: "Yeaaahh i guezz."
*Gnarpy: "But I want a REAL zluzhie. One from a gnarpian machine glorbo."
*Gnarpy: "Now that you mention zuch device.. it zoundz familiar..."
Interacting with Infected 	
*Infected: "W04H dUD!!"
*Infected: "UR LIK3 S41l0r M00n! :D"
*"Excuse me?"
*Infected: "L1k3 th3 m4g1c4L g1rl 4n1m3"
*"Can You Please Speak Normally?"
*"It'd mean a lot, Thanks!"
*Infected: "0_o"
*Infected: "S0m30n3s dr4m4t1c!!"
Interacting with Lampert 	
*TBA
Interacting with Mannequin Mark 	
*TBA
Interacting with Mozelle 	
*"If I saw you run across the floor in my living room"
*"I'd probably stomp you into a small pink stain!"
*Mozelle: "Why that's awfully rude."
*Mozelle: "Do you work a side job as a Jester?"
*Mozelle: "...because you sound just FOOLISH..."
*"You don't have to keep speaking!"
*"You really don't sound like you have anything meaningful to say!"
*"So maybe try being quiet?"
*"It'd mean alot!"
*"Thanks!"
*Mozelle: "Regardless" 
*Mozelle: "I don't have time to bicker with someone as needlessly insolent as you"
*Mozelle: "Hello! Hello!!"
*Mozelle: "You seem like you'd enjoy a wondrous tea party."
*"Hello!"
*"Anywhere but here would be better!"
*Mozelle: "Oh?"
*Mozelle: "May I ask why?"
*"I don't need to tell you anything!"
*"I'd rather be in the pits of hades than stay in this elevator any longer!"
*Mozelle: "OH"
*Mozelle: "That's actually where I'm hosting my party!"
*"Wow!"
*"Great!"
*"For a princess, you sure don't act the part!"
*"Well on second thought,"
*"You do act like a brat! I guess that counts."
*Mozelle: "Well someone as rude as you need to be taught manners!"
*Mozelle: "Even my father has MUCH more class than you!"
*Mozelle: "Sigh, the youth these days!"
Interacting with PartyNoob 	
*PartyNoob: "hihi friend! wana come to my party today?"
*"You're way too trusting!"
*"I think that makes me really cautious of you!"
*"I'll sit this one out, Thanks!"
*"So Much!"
*PartyNoob: "aw man...."
*PartyNoob: "ey.. u seem really tense, r u ok?"
*"Oh no, of course I’m not tense!"
*"It’s not like this elevator is full of things that could kill me!"
*PartyNoob: "ooohh, u get used to dat don worry!"
*PartyNoob: "sry tho.." 
*"YEP!"
* "You're really loud yunno!"
* "It's giving me a migraine!
* PartyNoob: "o im so sory!! can i do anythin to help?"
* "Nope, it's not like I can change how you work! Though it'd be pretty useful!"
Interacting with Pest 	
*"So!"
*"Can you bake me an apple pie?"
*Pest: "Who told you I could bake? Stop prying."
*"Your little annoying friend constantly talks about it!"
*"You should really get them to shut up once in a while!"
*Pest: "I've tried. Too many times." 
*"Did you really try to pickpocket me?"
*"Just letting you know, I'm not stupid!"
*Pest: "No clue what you're talking about."
*Pest: "Your nerves are getting the best of you."
*"Just keep your gross hands away from my pockets!"
*"Thanks!"
*Pest: "whatever." 
* "You smell like rust and trash!"
* "Have you thought of cleaning up?"
* Pest: "Why should I take advice from you?"
* Pest: "Your 'dessert' smells is way too pungent."
* "If I recall, sweets are much more preferable than literal garbage!"
* Pest: "それは失礼ですね." ("That's rude.")
Interacting with Pilby 	
*TBA
Interacting with Prototype 	
*"The tall gray thing gives me the creeps!"
*Prototype: "Whys that?"
*"He just freaks me out!"
*"He's too fidgety, tall, and the fact he's made of concrete is just very- imposing..."
*"Just very off-putting!"
*"Can anyone on this elevator just be normal?"
*"Is that too much to ask?"
*"Apparently!"
*Prototype: "That's a little judgemental.."
*"Easy for a robot to say!"
* Prototype: "Boy, I heard tiramisu goes really well with coffee!"
* "That's odd!"
* Prototype: "Is it? I thought that it was a common combination of delicacies!"
* "Not that!"
* "I mean it's odd that a robot would bring that up!"
* "Why would you bring that up? I wasn't even talking about tiramisu!"
* Prototype: "Well.. you do like the dessert.. no?"
* "Yep! Immensely! It's kind of wondrous that you DID bring it up!"
* "I wish my machine was portable..."
* "I would've gotten out of there with it!"
* "Maybe your purpose is to also provide for others!"
* Prototype: "Well umm.."
* Prototype: "I think anybody can be there for anyone!"
* Prototype: "You don't gotta be a robot that! I think.."
* "I don't think you knew what it was like to have that machine!"
Interacting with Reddy 	
*Reddy: "Come one, come all!"
*Reddy: "*KRRZZT*"
*Reddy: " Come on down to the Red ball Diner!"
*"Ohh that place!"
*"That's the place with yucky food and run-down robots!"
*Reddy: "INSULT DETECTED,"
*Reddy: "We are v-very sorry to hear about t-that."
*"Hm! how idiotic!"
*"How could you possibly appeal to kids?"
*"You look like something out of a cheap thriller movie!"
*Reddy: "Animatronics are designed to be appealing to kids and- *KZZRT*"
*Reddy: "Grown ups alike" 
*I'm starting to think your company doesn't care about kids!"
*"The only good food you had were the Hamburgers and the Diet Cola."
*"Judging by how run down you are..."
*"It must've took a fortune for your production managers to keep your rusty body working!"
*Reddy: "Redball services strive to *KZZLAUNDERZZ* the money given by its patrons to better itself!"
*"Oh I'm SURE you do!"
*"ᶜʰᵉᵃᵖ ᵗʳᵃˢʰ..."
Interacting with Scag 	
*Scag: "Hey aren't you from that one anime?"
*Scag: "That's like totally kawaiimaxxing and moe"
*"I really hope prototype drops you!"
*Scag: "wat...."
*"Apologies, just thinking out loud!"
*Scag: "O_O"
*Scag: "freaky!"
*Scag: "Hey do you wanna advertise my shopfilled shop floppy shoppy?"
*Scag: "We've got sweaters"
*"..."
*"I'm good"
*"I have a feeling you wouldn't pay me!"
*Scag: "..."
*Scag: "do you accept blibblecoin?"
*"What kind of operating system do you run??"
*"You seems like you don't really know what you're doing!"
*Scag: I run off the giggledrives
*Scag: the giggledrives are the key, man.
*"I don't think those exist!"
*"You might have a virus!"
*"Or just really dumb!"
Interacting with Split 	
*Split: "Hey, would you wanna hear a joke to cheer you up?"
*"I'm actually trying really hard to concentrate on something!"
*"Please dont break it!"
*Split: "Oh? Whatcha concentrating about?"
*"Surviving!"
*Split: "Hehe, you have a great sense of fashion!"
*Split: "I'd love to take a photo of it 'frame by frame'!"
*"..."
*"Oh are you joking?"
*"I really couldn't tell!"
*"Do you always speak like that?"
*Split: "Well uh.. yeah!"
*"Hm. Weird!"
*"I have to admit, bananas aren't really good!"
*Split: "Aw, don't be so rotten! They provide a lot of vitamins!-"
*"They can also fill you with radioactive waste!"
*"Did you know that?"
*Split: "Well that's only if-"
*"It's true!"
*Split: "Nevermind..."
Interacting with Spud! 	
*TBA
Interacting with Unpleasant 	
*"I can't quite put my finger on why,"
*"but I dislike you the most."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"I hope you rot!"
*"You look nice today"
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"Something is wrong."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"Staring at you reminds me of how bleak things really are!"
*"And that's never a good thing!"
*"Please change for the better, if you're even capable of doing that."
*Unpleasant: "..."
Interacting with Wallter 	
*Wallter: "Why hello there!"
*Wallter: "Are you enjoying yourself this evening?"
*"..."
*Wallter: "Hello?"
*"............"
*Wallter: "I apologize,"
*Wallter: "Did I say something that irked you?"
*"..................."
*Wallter: "I suppose I'll keep to myself then."
Category:NPC Interactions