Lownote Jones/Quotes

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*"It's 'cause I have long vocal cords, which are folds of membranous tissues protruding from the larynx to form a slit across the glottis of my throat." (TrollsTopia (episode))
*"Stay funky."
*"You got that right, baby."
*"We all agree that new friends don't always make the easiest roommates." (The Buddy System)
*"Me? Why won't you be the wind beneath my wings?!"
*"Nothin' but love, baby."
*"That's just Lownote being Lownote, babe."
*"EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO THAT CLOUD!!" (Cloud ")
*"Lownote Jones has to admit, this is pretty sad stuff."
*"This party just got bubbly." (The Party Pooper)
*"My, my, what a high stakes, yet scrumptious dilemma!"
*"Make no mistake, most times, I love being a cool Troll. It just seems to brighten everyone's day. Observe."
*"Hey there. I just had to stop you and let you know: you have a smile that lights up the world."
*"Hello, have you heard the inside‐inside‐inside scoop? Apparently, the gala is back on and better than ever. But you didn't hear it from me."
*"Say there, did I ever tell you about the time I got stranded in the Anti‐Dimension and had a groove‐off against Reverse Lownote Jones?"
*"Well, just imagine a place, where everything was just like everything."
*"Party's back on, baby!"
*"Oh, it's cool, baby. Very, very cool."
*"Now bear with me, the ship's Evasive Maneuver Guidance System is incredibly complicated, so this'll take a while."
*"Far more complicated, Val. In fact, the comparison is downright absurd. But since you brought it up... here's a little something I've been groovin' on."
*"Oh, right, I knew I forgot something. What a world!"
*"By following a set of guidelines for handling students who try to make the bare minimum of effort. I call it... the Lownote method."
*"Morning, little one. Might I presume you're keepin' it… funky?"
*"As you are all aware, I can never ever hug my pet snug‐a‐lug. Because once you hug it, you'll never wanna stop. Until you've hugged it so much, the world is completely overrun!"
*"Sorry to unleash so much cool on you, but we have a job to do. Okay, lil' snug, do your thing."
*"Groovtavius! Put the snug‐a‐lug down."
*"No, Ravenhug. There are millions of snug‐a‐lugs, there's no way you could identify which one is my pet. Only I can."
*"Sorry, friends. It's the only way. If I don't make it back… think funky of me."
*"Rest assured, Groovtavius, having finally hugged my snug‐a‐lug, I now understand what drove you to such extremes lo these many years. Not that I'm saying it was worth nearly causing the end of the world, but it was close. Old friend. Besides, after all we've seen today, no Troll will ever risk hugging a snug‐a‐lug ever again."
*"Sleek… powerful… And the highest rated all-purpose hug vehicle in its class. The Dune Huggy will make any driver say-" (The Funk Wash)
*"(chuckles) Yeah, you caught me, baby. I can’t help it; that Dune Huggy is shining brighter than super fly supernova. Ooh."
*"Whoa-ho-ho-ho. And who, pray tell, is The Clean Team?"
*"My, my. The Clean Team indeed. You know, I’ve been thinking the Funk Spaceship, Vibe Town, could use a good spic ‘n span."
*"Ugh. But the Funk Tribe has never trusted anyone else with our sweet ride before. It’s our baby, baby."
*"Hm. Consider Lownote Jones convinced. (He takes out a key with a little discoball.) She’s all yours."
*"Would you look at that? It appears my subconscious is struggling to let go of the spaceship I hold so dear. Come on now, subconscious. Be cool, baby. (laughs) Lownote Jones has control issues, baby."
*"Uh… can somebody help Lownote Jones understand what just transpired?"
*"Well, Trolls, given the state of my ship, it’s easy to see why Lownote Jones would be disappointed. But then he’d have to be equally disappointed in himself."
*"This? (laughs) This is nothin’. You should have seen the last time I tried to clean the Funk Ship."
*"(laughs nervously) Maybe we can buff it out?"
*"Sometimes, stuff happens. That’s life, baby."
*"Oh, there are consequences. As penalty for what you’ve done… you Trolls must clean up that ship all over again… for free."
*"Babies, I’m a Troll with access to limitless technological power! Do you really want me to make the consequences worse?"
*"Um, Poppy, are you narrating us?"
*"I might know a way to kick things up a notch." (A Life Less Score-dinary)
*"Well, just a little. (chuckles)"
*"Uh, Cooper… We have something we’d like to discuss with you." (Don't Make Me Laugh!)
*"What? Now we have two things we want to discuss with you."
*"Come on, Funk Tribe! Let’s give it up for our champion, Cooper!"
*"Cooper! You did us proud, baby! You did us proud!"
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