On Our Show

On Our Show is a composition in Season 7 of Frasier.
== Story ==
The station owner wants every programme to have a jingle used in ads and in/outros. When Kenny reminds Frasier that he still needs one for Frasier's show, and Gil mentions his theme was an original composed by a friend, Frasier decides to compose his own. This is the first show tune Frasier comes up with, which is badly received for being convoluted and not what Kenny requested.
==Lyrics==
;CHOIR
:Whom can you turn to for prompt diagnosis?
:A fetish or fantasy?
:Sex or psychosis?
:No problem at all let us handle your call
:On our show, on our show
:Bring us your traumas, your latent neurosis
:Erectile disfunction
:Bed-wetting, narcosis
:There's no need for shame
:You can use a false name
:On our show, on our show
;NILES (spoken)
:Who dares enter the dark labyrinth of the human mind?
:What festering secrets are buried in the recesses of the
:subconscious? 
:Lurid images
:Crude desires
:Guilty pleasures
:Strange compulsions
:The whole catalogue of human behaviour from the abulic to the
:monstrous lurks behind a locked door to which one man holds
:the key
;CHOIR
:So if you are stymied to find a prognosis
:And ask yourself just like Freud
:Himmel, was los ist?
:Stop scratching your head
:Let us cure it instead
:On our show, on our show
:Now here is the man
:To explain
:The tortured terrain
:Of your brain
:The man who feels
:Everyone's pain
:Dr. Crane! Dr. Crane!
:Frasier Craaaaaane!