Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 3)

Chapter 3 is the third chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "A New World".
==Plot==
(On their way to the crash, we see the Angry Birds getting up as they have arrived at the Amazon Rainforest by looking around in the jungle with some birds flying and monkeys swinging on roots)
*Red: What in a name. What in a log. *shake himself*
*Hal: *his beak his stuck on the ground* I'm stuck. My beak is stuck on the ground!
*Bubbles: Let me help you Hal. One, two, three! *pull Hal off the ground where his beak was stuck in*
*Hal: Thanks Bubbles. Could have used a lift over a rope.
*Bubbles: No need for a rope over ground traps.
*Chuck: *dizzy* Aw man. My head. It hurts so much.
*Bomb: I would rather explode on a dynamite.
*Stella: Red, where are we? This isn't the way back to Piggy Island.
*Red: *look around the Amazon Rainforest* Oh wow. It's so beautiful.
*Stella: The forest is... so admirable.
*Chuck: So charming.
*Bomb: And so brightful like a cherry blossom.
*Jay: What happen here?
*Jake: What a tough landing.
*Jim: Where in Piggy Island is this place?
*Red: *see the birds flying* Wow. I can't believe it. We're brought into a jungle after a crash landing from a fierce fight.
*Matilda: It's like a whole new world out there. It got trees, jungles, forests and even animals, at least we can hear the sounds of the noise they make when we walk through the jungle.
*Red: It's a jungle and a forest at the same time. Wow. First of all, where is the King Pig where I can beat his tiny crown up.
*Chuck: Relax Red. We got warped out of our world for a reason.
*Red: Yes! It's pretty a shame that we were sucked into the other world. No neighbors, no homes, no thing. All is left is garbage. That's it. No comment asked.
*Hal: Don't feel bad. We'll find a way out of this world and get back to ours, right Terence?
*Terence. *annoyed* Hmm...
*Hal: Terence is just being Terence. That's the same norm for you.
*Bubbles: *his body growls* Aw. I'm hungry. I wish there's a bunch of candies sticking among the trees.
*Stella: There is no time for hungry right now Bubbles. Save some room for fruit.
*Bubbles: Why not? I'm getting kinda hungry here.
*Stella: Already when we just got here? Ugh! Just wait 'til we get the hang of exploring through a new world in the jungle.
*Red: Everyone calm down! I make the rules here! I'm suppose to make what you guys are told to do.
*Chuck: But Red, you made us sling through slingshots all day long.
*Red: That's when we're going into an emergency. We lost our fight against the pigs and right now, we're stuck in a jungle full of birds.
*Chuck: We are birds.
*Red: Not just we birds. The other birds. How did we get stuck into this mess? Terrible I say.
*Bomb: Don't just feel bad about being stuck into one world with the potential of finding paradise. We'll find some friends on our way home to our world.
*Red: Ugh. I just have to let go my anger issues. Alright. Follow along as we explore the forest jungle.
*Jay: Right now, we're marching to the forest jungle!
*Bubbles: Is that what this place called. The forest jungle?
*Red: I guess. We never been there. So this is where we are. The forest jungle.
*Jake: It's a forest jungle out there.
*Jim: Whatever they say, stranger dangers, finder keepers.
*Red: Let's explore what this forest jungle got to offer.
*Bomb: I love when we go to new places to explore, right Chuck?
*Chuck: Bing bing boom. Forest jungle, here we come. *he and everyone walk through the Amazon*
(Back with Blu's flock, the birds are flying with Luiz running to find out about the crash in the rainforest)
*Blu: The fall of the crash just happened in the rainforest. It was like a meteor strike!
*Jewel: It crashed on the ground. We need to know where it's coming from.
*Rafael: What if it's a bomb that blows up the whole rainforest?
*Jewel: No, just no. Not a bomb. I don't wanna relive my memories where I was separated during the fire at my home.
*Nico: Bad memories just kill our dreams to live out a good life. We're not even going to bother.
*Pedro: Hey Luiz, can you sniff on what's lying on the ground.
*Luiz: Operation: Sniff coming through. *sniff on the ground*
*Bia: What is Luiz doing?
*Jewel: He's sniffing to see the connection of the crash.
*Tiago: What does the smell has to do with the crash?
*Blu: I spy a little rock that crashed into the grass.
*Jewel: We heard! Let's head over to the smoke on where the crash has landed.
*Luiz: It smell like birds. It came that way! *run*
*Carla: Luiz is ahead of us for the connection of the crash.
*Rafael: Stranger dangers, finder helpers, let's keep flying.
*Blu: I don't believe in treasures falling from the sky.
(Back with Red's flock, the birds are looking around the Amazon Rainforest, only to encounter Luiz and Blu's flock on the way)
*Red: This forest is unique like every other forest in the world.
*Chuck: It's still a jungle out there with the crocodiles and ducks swimming.
*Bomb: Bing bing boom. It's a wonderful world out there is pine trees and wazoos.
*Jay: It could be fun.
*Jake: Yeah. Talk about being under pressure.
*Jim: And admirable.
*Matilda: You can be admirable unless you show some good pressure with a lot of happiness in you, right Terence?
*Terence: *glare* Mmm...
*Hal: Terence is always being Terence and always being himself.
*Bubbles: He always show that serious mad face in front of us like a bear.
*Stella: Red, can you see if there is any food and water for us to find.
*Bubbles: Someone must be starving for some candy!
*Red: There gotta be some food and water in here. We're here to look for something to eat and drink. We been starving since our last fight.
*Chuck: Bet that bodiless system won't go easy on us to starve like chicks.
*Red: Not even laying another egg on this one. *hear a dog growl* Did you hear that?
*Chuck: What is what?
*Red: Stranger danger.
*Stella: Are we facing into some danger?
*Bomb: Oh come on. We just got here by a fall from the portal.
*Red: *hear some sniffing* The sound of sniffing. Predators. You know what they're like to prey on another animal.
*Luiz: *sniff* Burn, fire, flame, smoke. Where could the hint be? Where could another bone be located at? *sniff on Red* Huh? *scream with Red*
*Chuck: Predator! There's a predator on the loose!
*Red: What is that thing?
*Luiz: It can talk! No more running away for you! *growls and bite Red by shaking him*
*Red: Ah! Get me off! Get me off!
*Rafael: Ladies and gentlemen, Luiz just located the crash which means, he's dealing with the crash.
*Blu: Luiz must be facing some trouble here. Let's go help him!
*Jewel: They're animals? Maybe they're not bad at all. *fly over to Red's flock*
*Bomb: Hey you! Drop our friend down!
*Luiz: Never! You don't taste like chicken to me!
*Red: Stop biting me! I'm not your toy and ball!
*Rafael: *show up with the flock* Hey Luiz, drop the red bird down!*
*Luiz: *throw Red on the rock* Say what?
*Red: *get hit on a rock* Ow! What is wrong with this creature*
*Blu: Chill out. Relax. It's alright. These little things aren't going to bite you.
*Nico: They're all birds.
*Pedro: And what happen to their bodies?
*Luiz: How are they even alive with their heads when they don't have a body like a ant?
*Red: Yo, tell this creature to apologize for biting on me!
*Rafael: Sorry lads. He's just a bulldog and bulldogs always bite into these squeezy toys.
*Luiz: Rafael!
*Rafael: Excuse me. My bad.
*Jewel: Where are you guys heading?
*Red: We're lost in the middle of nowhere and we need to find a way out of this world as soon as possible. Do you know where we can get out of this forest jungle when there's like a black hole to get sucked to in case of returning to our world?
*Blu: Whoa, easy there. You're in the right place. Are you guys new to the Amazon Rainforest?
*Red: No! We need some answers. You don't understand my words, do you?
*Blu: I heard you. When we were flying in the rainforest, we heard a crash and reach over to the crash where you guys are trying to recover from the incident in the forest. No fire in the woods, wonder. Hey, wait a minute, are you the crash behind all the misery?
*Red: You're fooling around, are you?
*Chuck: Uh oh, we're busted.
*Bomb: I don't know who these guys are.
*Blu: I don't mean to mess around with you birds. I mean, you're all welcome to the Amazon Rainforest and feel free to come if you like.
*Red: I don't know who you are. I just want to get home before dark!
*Jewel: Chill out. You need some therapy.
*Red: No I don't! I already did anger management class few months ago.
*Nico: Ooh, someone is about to get smack in the head.
*Pedro: He probably woke up on a bad morning start.
*Rafael: You really need to put down that attitude. There are animals around here and you can't be huffing, rumbling and growling all day while trying to look for a home.
*Red: Tell your bulldog that he bite me, mistaking me as a toy.
*Luiz: All I can say, I'm sorry.
*Red: It's okay. If it get any worse, I'm taking back an apology.
*Blu: You guys look different than us. Were you guys born like that as a deformed parrot?
*Red: Don't even think about it. We were born that way.
*Chuck: We don't have arms, legs, bodies, feet and feathers.
*Bomb: No hands. Just the face of the heads. Also, I only explode when I'm nervous.
*Rafael: Okay. A dynamite explodes when the smoke goes off the sting.
*Bomb: So does the TNT boxes that explodes like fireworks.
*Stella: Regular bombs explode too.
*Bubbles: And cannonballs? No. They're made of metal, steel and coal.
*Red: You guys are in the way. Who are you and what do you want from us?
*Blu: Nothing. I didn't know we're going to introduce to ourselves. Hi, my name is Blu. I am a blue Spix's macaw blue and I like cheese and sprinkles. I also like pancakes with blueberries on top and a little pinch of salt.
*Jewel: I prefer the food what the animals eat in nature on the top of the food chain. The name's Jewel and these are our kids Carla, Tiago and Bia.
*Carla: Nice to meet you.
*Tiago: You guys look like us. What are you suppose to be?
*Jay: We're the Blues. We're Jay, Jake and Jim.
*Jake: I'm Jake.
*Jim: He just said our names.
*Bia: Nice.
*Nico: I am Nico. The coolest singing yellow carney in all of Rio and the Amazon.
*Pedro: Meet Pedro. The rapping red jay of all. If you got some swag, then you get a lot of swagger in the whole rainforest, just like me. *make a sound*
*Rafael: I'm Rafael and I have a wife with many kids. My kids drive me crazy sometimes with all the chewing on things, thinking they're all food like chicken sandwiches.
*Luiz: I hope you forgive me on the chewing part. I'm Luiz.
*Red: I heard you. We're the Angry Birds. The name's Red. Meet Chuck, Bomb, Matilda, Terence, Hal, Bubbles.
*Bubbles: That's me.
*Red: And not at least, Stella.
*Stella: Woo hoo. I'm always recognized.
*Red: You're always a somebody Stella.
*Stella: I'm well known for blowing bubbles.
*Blu: Nice to see you Angry Birds. You all look happy when you're suppose to be a group of angry bodiless birds living in the wild.
*Red: Of course we live in the wild. Our motto is to get angry so we can beat the intruders from stealing our eggs, especially the pigs.
*Chuck: They're known to do a lot of tricks, pranks, lies and fake leaks all over our village.
*Bomb: If they want to blackmail us on tricking, then we can call them out for trying to trick us over a shark eating a apple.
*Luiz: Dang. These guys are just as crazy as those German shepherds working with police cops while guarding on gates.
*Red: Do you have anything to do with your lives? Like going to work on the schedule and fighting off some torchers?
*Blu: There's nothing to do right now. Nothing to see here, eh? If you want, feel free to come into our tribe for a visit.
*Chuck: You're not going to trap is with your ropes and cook us as food, are you?
*Jewel: We're not like any tribe that hunt around people. We don't do these kind of things anymore. Are you guys interested on joining in our tribe?
*Bomb: Who hunt other animals and cook them for their tribe? Only the pigs do that like they did with the eggs.
*Jewel: Hello? Do you want to hang out at the tribe? This is your last call.
*Bomb: We heard. Okay. We're join.
*Hal: New people, eh? The first time we meet them, we don't trust them.
*Nico: Who you don't trust?
*Bubbles: Uh, hi. You seem new.
*Pedro: We have always been there and watching you swag like a red jay.
*Bubbles: I am watching you.
*Pedro: I got my eye on you and your face. *pretend to gun shot* Poom.
*Jay: If we're going to the tribe, how are we going to get there if we don't have wings or feathers to fly around.
*Bomb: We didn't even bring our slingshot from home to get to the tribe.
*Blu: No worries. We can still hold you by the claws to travel to the Spix's Macaw tribe.
*Red: No problem, as long you don't drop us like water balloons.
*Blu: Hold on to your feathers as we are about to travel to the tribe in miles. *he and everyone hold on to the Angry Birds*
*Luiz: Hey little birds, hop on me for a free joy ride.
*Jay: *he and his brothers hop on Luiz* Yeah. A joy ride for a field trip.
*Jake: Riding in.
*Jim: Your fur seems soft as a pillow.
*Luiz: Judge me by my size, didn't you.
*Jim: Uh, I didn't mean to.
*Luiz: I'm just playing with you man. No jokes to full around.
*Rafael: *try to hold Terence* Gosh, this big bird is too big to carry? Can we like call a flamingo to transfer him over to the tribe?
*Terence: *annoyed* Mmm...
*Red: He's my big brother alright. He doesn't talk that much, but rather make all the sounds he want.
*Rafael: Why is he too big as a stone?
*Red: He's older than me. So he's born with the strength of a big muscle.
*Luiz: Big as a big bone of a rib of a cow?
*Nico: Dang man. He's strong as a mountain.
*Pedro: Strong as my father who was a famous rapper in Peru and won so many awards before I got into the rapping spirit.
*Rafael: Music motion, baby.
*Chuck: We gotta get over to the tribe. I wanna see what the tribe is like.
*Tiago: Everyone is hyped to see the tribe.
*Jay: Aren't tribes as powerful as a security force that block through boxes?
*Tiago: Probably. You must be aware that you're going to be new to a place you haven't heard of.
*Blu: The first time we enter the Spix's Macaw Tribe, we were nervous and don't know what's going on. But we'll show you more of the tribe when we get there.
*Jewel: Let's move alone birds. The tribe isn't going to bite back on us for a new tree.
*Stella: Where is your tribe actually hidden in? Under a rock?
*Bia: We're located next to a waterfall, silly.
*Carla: We're home to many trees where our homes has been set up like a camp site.
*Red: Too many questions to explain. Let's just get this over with and just go to the tribe already. My mind is driving me crazy.
*Blu: No problem. All aboard to the tribe!
*Red: But how are we going to get there if we don't have wings?
*Blu: I'll hold you over while the blue birds ride on Luiz. *he and his flock hold Red's flock except the Blues*
*Red: Steady.
*Blu: Very good.
*Jay: We're going to ride on a beast.
*Luiz: Who's in charge?
*Jim: You know I am.
*Jake: Hey, I thought I was in charge.
*Luiz: Come on kids. No fighting while on board.
*Jay: You know when we're gonna go.
*Luiz: Whatever Blu and Jewel say.
*Rafael: *hold Terence* Gosh. This thing is like too heavy.
*Terence: *annoyed* Mmm...
*Nico: One of us is holding two or three birds at the same time.
*Pedro: They even stick together like glue.
*Bubbles: Are we ready to do this or what?
*Blu: Green check. We're good to go.
*Jewel: We're not riding on a train to Kansas, right?
*Blu: Right. Take flight to the tribe! *he and everyone fly while the Blues ride on Luiz*
*Rafael: Here we go!
*Chuck: Wahoo!
*Hal: Riding in like a boomerang.
*Luiz: It's gonna be a long journey from here!
*Jay: It's better late than never!
*Red: Finally. We'll be in the tribe in any minute.
*Blu: Last one there is a crocodile standing! *excited* Woo!
(Earlier at Linda and Tulio's house in Rio, Linda, Tulio and Fernando got their bags packed as they are about to make rice and beans on the pan and serve them on their plates)
*Linda: After all this packing, who would love a plate of rice and beans?
*Tulio: Very delightful. I'm pretty humped about.
*Fernando: Humped? Like humping on a camel's back?
*Tulio: I know words can be daunting, but don't be afraid. No one is getting nervous.
*Linda: Let's just eat up. *she and her family eat some rice and beans* Not bad. Don't you think boys?
*Tulio: This taste pretty great. What flavor did you add on there?
*Fernando: I can taste the chili on the beans, or is some peppers like black eyed peas?
*Linda: Salted peppers you say.
*Tulio: Salted peppers? Too spicy, too hot! *drink some water* Ah. Much better and refreshing.
*Fernando: Couldn't have beat a fast-food chain myself.
*Linda: Better than flipping burgers at Arby's where my nephew used to work at. *her phone is calling* Uh, did you guys hear that?
*Fernando: Is that your phone Tulio?
*Tulio: What? No. My ringtone is a rooster sound.
*Linda: Cock-a-doodle-doo. You know it's me. *answer the phone* Hello?
*Scientist #1: *on the phone* Linda, are you there? Please report to the science lab. There have been a strange source of investigating power at one of our inventions.
*Linda: What? No way. Are you okay? I know the power is just overheating like a video game console.
*Scientist #1: You need to report to the lab now. A huge portal is opening up and sucking through objects.
*Linda: What? That terrible. No worries, we'll be there after lunch.
*Scientist #1: After lunch. You're gonna be late than ever. You gotta make a effort for or time's up! *hang up the phone*
*Linda: Oh my. What these guys are up to now.
*Tulio: Is everything okay?
*Fernando: Is it an emergency?
*Linda: A science lab close to a medical center is subjecting some problems on testing through portal machines. We need to get to the lab immediately after lunch.
*Tulio: I don't know what to say about their experiment of studying science, but their things are going out of lab.
*Fernando: They even got birds in the medical room. What are we going to do about them.
*Linda: I don't know about the birds. I hope they're okay when we arrive at their place.
*Tulio: Never late than never.
*Fernando: At least, they're not going to the smugglers' cage this time.
(Right now, Linda, Tulio and Fernando are in the car, leaving their house as Linda drives on the way to the lab by going into the road)
*Linda: After a brief lunch, we're gonna check what the scientists are up to.
*Tulio: Are we really gonna make it on time?
*Linda: We'll be there on time like always. Like you guys said, never late than ever.
*Fernando: I don't even have to take a school bus right now cause, I'm in summer vacation.
*Tulio: Beating those exams like a champ.
*Fernando: Soon, I will be able to graduate at the end of my senior year.
*Linda: You're getting there Fernando. Hope you reach the end of the road by May.
*Fernando: In few years on the next May, I will stand on the stage and get my diploma.
*Linda: You'll be able to get you diploma and study with the birds, just like these guys that got theirs in college when getting the job at the lab.
(Linda, Tulio and Fernando are off the road and arrive at the now destroyed science lab, seeing all the scraps and broken objects on the ground after the portal machine incident)
*Linda: Cheese and sprinkles. What happen in here?
*Tulio: We're an hour late. I hate being wrong.
*Fernando: What a bummer. Late than never.
*Linda: *get off the car with everyone* Is it me or did something burned in the oven while we were home?
*Tulio: I can smell the dust on the outside.
*Fernando: Like smoke! It's like something's burning on the inside.
*Linda: Let's take a closer look. *she and everyone look around the broken lab by moving broken cages, drawers, chairs and few feathers and footprints on the ground* Everyone did survive the crash, but where did the guys go?
*Tulio: They all left and abandon the place. How could they.
*Fernando: This is a misunderstanding. They even left the birds out while the portal is going out of control.
*Linda: I felt bad for these guys running off. Probably their worst science experiment yet.
*Tulio: When things go wrong, nothing good happen back.
*Fernando: That is one strange portal machine right here.
*Linda: Someone must have watched a lot of science-fiction movies to build a machine like this that could change the world.
*Tulio: They're no Einstein. Some ideas work, some ideas don't.
*Linda: A flip-flop toaster while making cheese sandwiches? Not a good idea?
*Fernando: Also, can a snail race in the Indy 500? Nah.
*Fernando: Or do birds drink a lot of soda and pop themselves like water balloons? Silly.
*Linda: We need to report to the news about this.
*Tulio: They should see what's going on.
*Fernando: Hope the lens are off the cameras to record the footage on what happen.
(Meanwhile at a foggy land with log sharps, a peacock is seen flying with the nest full of eggs as he returned to the lair to see his friend with the gift)
*Peacock: Mar, I got you your token of gift. *pass the nest of eggs to Mar*
*Mar: Very good Del. You impress me a lot.
*Del: Now we got a lunch to feast on with salted nuts!
*Mar: Watch your feathers. This is nobody lunch. These are eggs soon to hatch as newborn chicks. Don't even lay a feather on a shell of a egg.
*Del: I won't. You never trust me or everything like one time when we try to take a soft plump egg and almost got eaten by a cobra mother.
*Mar: I take that back! Every time we search for food, the predators always eat it back like we lost our meal!
*Del: Every animal be taking our diet like we're nothing, but plums. This is all we have right now.
*Mar: The eggs. We'll make great parents.
*Del: I don't know if they're peacock eggs or not.
*Mar: What did the birds look like when you got them.
*Del: They all look round, fuzzy, fluffy and soft like a fruit with fur.
*Mar: A fruit with fur? How about a carrot with fur? Is that a meal a rabbit would eat on rabbit season? Point that to the guns.
*Del: The fresh looking meal of the day. The first serving coming up.
*Mar: *hit Del* No! This is not to eat!
*Del: Come on Mar. I'm starving. We haven't ate in days.
*Mar: Then why didn't you ate a stack of grapes the other day?
*Del: We got nothing to chew on, but a cardboard of wood.
*Mar: Nah. Cardboard ain't going to bite back on ya.
*Del: Then we all be looking like dust and pain on the lair.
*Mar: No one reach to our lair to get the eggs. And I'm watching the round birds if they make it to our lair not.
*Del: I want them dead by midnight.
*Mar: True that. They're never gonna make it in time to see their kids. *laugh with Del*
(Back with the birds, Blu's flock is holding on Red's flock while the Blues are riding on Luiz, passing by logs, bushes and mud traps as they are about to make their way to the Spix's Macaw Tribe in one of the trees)
*Blu: What a sunny day today. No fast winds or blows trying to storm us into our flight.
*Red: We could have been caught in a hurricane. But thanks to what the weather brought us.
*Nico: A sunny day!
*Pedro: That's the morning sunshine to ya.
*Luiz: I got the sunshine fever.
*Jay: On a sunshine on a cloudy day. That's the motto of every morning.
*Chuck: Can't wait to get up on the morning route.
*Bubbles: Is it me or does it feel like we're in the afternoon hour.
*Hal: Time flies. Can't mess with the time of hours.
*Bubbles: Morning, evening and afternoon. Get it?
*Matilda: Well, evening is after afternoon.
*Bubbles: What? I thought evening is another word for afternoon.
*Hal: You got it all wrong. Afternoon is still the daytime after morning and evening is during the night and sunset when the Sun is going down.
*Bubbles: Why can't people get my words right when I'm about to emphasize the meaning of these hour moments?
*Blu: Relax there fella. You're only learning to see what time it is. Also good news, we have arrived to the Spix's Macaw Tribe.
*Chuck: Really? Let us see.
*Red: Oh my. What is this? *arrive at the Spix's Macaw Tribe with a view of a waterfall, blossom trees, fruit stacks, pools and a bunch of Spix's Macaws flying while watching over the tribe and guarding through the trees* Oh wow.
*Stella: This is the most beautiful place we ever seen.
*Matilda: You call that a Spix's Macaw Tribe when the place is actually a paradise?
*Jewel: Pretty much like a paradise like a spa. Cannot complain on the worldbuilding.
*Luiz: I've been to various dog spas before in my life before the Amazon!
*Bomb: Holy cracker gummies, what is the world is this place?
*Blu: It's the Spix's Macaw Tribe. Hello? It's staring right into your eyes.
*Jewel: It always feel like home. This is where I grew up in, boys and girls.
*Hal: You grew up in the tribe?
*Jewel: Yes. The place feels like paradise. We were playing with butterflies, guarding through trees, calling out with nicknames and celebrate with beautiful creatures.
*Stella: I hope all the beautiful creatures live out in paradise and fly through gliders.
*Matilda: Always like paradise when we go to a jungle place like a tropical resort.
*Pedro: It's a jungle out there. So you better watch out for spikes, spears and booby traps.
*Nico: No one bats an eye on the booby trap if it was a pine full of spikes.
*Hal: Mind as well don't get torched as those hedgehog spines.
*Bubbles: Never been bit by a hedgehog before.
*Jay: Whoa, check it out.
*Jim: A whole new world in the Amazon Rainforest.
*Jake: Sweet. I hope there's a beach in the jungle.
*Luiz: You got ponds, lakes, rivers, pools and all types of areas in the big looking rainforest, the land of the birds and a safe place for harmony.
*Blu: Oh, you gotta be very quiet. Cause, we're about to see Eduardo and all of his sentries.
*Red: What sentries? A supervisor?
*Blu: Shh. Just shush and be quiet.
*Red: Grrrr. I shouldn't have said something before we dive in the court.
*Blue Sentry: *look at Red and Blu's flock arriving* New strangers, huh? What do they want with our friends?
*Jewel: Yo! We're back! We just discovered the crash and met some cute bodiless birds in the wild!
*Blue Sentry: Hello my friends. Aren't you bringing some far-walkers in?
*Blu: Strangers? They're not strangers. They're people, like us.
*Blue Sentry: People, eh? They're all people. I know you're bringing in a bunch of strangers to the tribe. Guards! *send in the guards*
*Blu: Hey hey hey. Keep it off. We talked about this last time when we first defeated the loggers.
*Red: Seriously? Is this some kind of joke to get into some sort of security system to enter a community full of neighbors?
*Jewel: No need to panic. They're just regular disabled bodiless birds. Say hi birds.
*Red: *he and his friends show their angry faces* I'm angry.
*Eduardo: *show up* What is going on here? Jewel! What is the meaning of this? I thought you were going to report the crash. Is this what you're bringing to disobey my rules?
*Jewel: Daddy. They're just poor little innocent birds. They didn't mean any harm to cause our forest with lot of damage.
*Red: I just had a bad day back home.
*Eduardo: We talked about this since the fire and the loggers invasion. I don't believe in humans, still. No one shouldn't be bringing any human things in the forest and these talking toys shouldn't even be here.
*Chuck: You don't know who we are, do you?
*Bomb: We're new. We people are new to places when the old people don't know who we are.
*Mimi: You guys aren't threating the rainforest, are you?
*Red: Nope. Not at all.
*Bubbles: Never do such a thing like raiding a private property and sneaking into communities with passwords and addresses, right Terence?
*Terence: *annoyed* Mmm...
*Mimi: You are still threating to me.
*Red: Oh, come on. Just because my brother is valid and shy, doesn't mean you're afraid of him.
*Blue Sentry: I am afraid of no bear, how about you Roberto?
*Roberto: Crackers are a birds' fear like cocoa. Doesn't really pull a skin on my feathers.
*Bomb: What these guys want from us?
*Stella: You're not going to throw us off the river, are you?
*Eduardo: Of course not. The whole tribe has been talking about the crash and what lead to your arrival.
*Mimi: You're not putting up a threat on the tribe, are you?
*Red: Of course not. We're not the threat. The pigs are.
*Old Bird: Who are you calling a pig?!
*Peri: What else you want to call us? A boar?
*Eduardo: We'll be having a talk in court as I will act as the judge to claim your rights on the territory!
*Red: You want us in court? Seriously? Are you the governor of the trees or the mayor of lame town?
*Chuck: These guys have no respect as those parrots in pirate ships.
*Blu: Hey! That's my mate's family. Her father is the leader of the tribe and he's the one to judge who will take control of the whole spears, items, power and nuts.
*Jewel: We lost the rights to the nuts a while ago. Show some respect boys.
*Stella: You tell them.
*Eduardo: In that case. In court, now!
*Red: Oh snap. Pluck my life.
*Jay: Do we really have to go to court?
*Luiz: All of us is going, including us. We been hit on a bummer mode.
*Jim: Aw.
*Jake: What did we do wrong?
(In court, Blu's flock throw Red's flock on the ground as the Spix's Macaws, joined by Luiz with the Blues participate in court with Eduardo and his fellow guards as the authorities to watch their people and look at Red's flock to see if their innocent or not)
*Red: What is where, who is why.
*Chuck: I don't know why they're staring at us.
*Bomb: I had a bad feeling about this.
*Blu: Let's see if you can win this court case or not. You know, new people aren't comfortable hanging out with people they don't know.
*Jewel: We don't know who you are. We need to know if your innocent or not.
*Stella: Why are we doing this if we were throw off our world after a battle?
*Nico: Good cop, bad cop, eh?
*Pedro: Someone forgot to have their swagger on. Uh oh, that's not good.
*Eduardo: Ordering the court! Thank you all for coming. Glad to see you all in place for the session. So, what brings you here, pretty birds?
*Red: We're Angry Birds. Angry as we are and born with a lot of anger.
*Eduardo: I see here. You all seem upset, confused, worried, thinking about your lost dog?
*Chuck: Hey, we don't own a dog.
*Luiz: Excuse me? Are you mocking me or my former owners' new dog?
*Eduardo: We need to see if you are guilty or not. The crash occurred in the rainforest a while ago and you guys investigate on the crash.
*Red: What we did wrong is, we shouldn't have come here in the first place.
*Jewel: Just tell us what happen in your world and we answer.
*Stella: You got this Red.
*Red: Okay. A while ago, we were chilling in Piggy Island, doing our own little thing like having fun and suddenly, the pigs were trying to steal the eggs by using a magnet and we have to chase all the way to their castle to get the eggs back and fight against the king.
*Eduardo: The king of all pigs, eh? What was wrong when something isn't right?
*Red: You heard me. The pigs were behind all of this. I was fighting their king all over the hallways, the palace and down under to the storage room where we stumble across their portal machine. The machine started to go out of control as we were sucked into the hole and warped into the light where we were falling into the Amazon Rainforest. Here we are right now where we stumble into our fates to see if we are guilty or not.
*Blue Sentry: Eduardo, the red bird is saying that he warped out of his world from these little piggies. Is that true?
*Old Bird: Should we believe him?
*Eduardo: So, you're from another world, right?
*Red: Yes.
*Eduardo: Your people are not like us, but all round, bodiless and can't fly, right?
*Red: We can use our slingshots to shoot in the sky like we're flying.
*Eduardo: I see your point. In all of our years of protection, we bow to protect the rainforest from smugglers and loggers. We have faced worst enemies in our tribe before like a jaguar, cheetah, some predator black koala, bugs like bees and crocodiles. With our spears and weaponry, it doesn't stop us from protecting the tribe from predators, bad humans and fires.
*Blu: Our biggest moment was saving the Amazon from being bombed by no other than one of my previous arch-nemesis, Nigel.
*Pedro: Nigel was no Bob the Bird or good person. He was a bad bird from Rio.
*Rafael: He tried to take both love birds once and sneak out for carnival to reach to the airport where all the trapped birds are.
*Chuck: What happen to the trapped birds afterward?
*Jewel: We saved them all. We beat Nigel in the plane and then fall out like skydiving.
*Blu: We were about to die when I couldn't have the ability to fly like a bird.
*Jewel: Don't be ashamed. You can actually fly. You save me from falling into the ocean with your wings.
*Blu: The first time I learned how to fly, it wasn't easy. Then trying by gliding, but didn't work out. Then the last attempt when falling off the plane, it worked!
*Bomb: A adult that has the ability to fly after growing up. Wow, that's a whole new record.
*Mimi: My sweet nephew. The water boy and jungle boy it is.
*Blu: Thank you. At least, I'm not like any gorilla that swing through roots and hit on chests like a caveman.
*Luiz: A lot of cave people do that in the prehistory era when hunting don prehistoric animals and big reptiles like dinosaurs.
*Red: With all that said with the responses, do you believe us, Eduardo?
*Eduardo: So we all have our enemies in both our worlds. Do we? If so, you are welcome to the tribe after all and doesn't look like a threat to me.
*Red: Thank you, and thank you. I guess we were not the crash after all. But there is one problem, my eggs are stolen! *shock everyone*
*Eduardo: Oh no. I am very sorry for you. Where did the eggs go?
*Red: Some peacock freak took my egg with the nests somewhere else. What a twig. I shouldn't have beat his butt if I were to have wings.
*Blu: We were late when we were approaching the crash.
*Eduardo: Will the eggs be safe if the peacock doesn't get close to eating them like oranges.
*Red: Probably. They're always safe even if they are captured like the pig scenario.
*Chuck: I still hate pigs.
*Bomb: Me too.
*Jay: Me three!
*Jim: And us.
*Jake: Really guys? We don't have to callback to respond to a speech.
*Red: Ugh, Blues. I even heard you from your replies.
*Eduardo: *laugh* You made me laugh. I love how the kids looked. They remind me of my grandkids.
*Tiago: Hey, they look like us.
*Bia: Why? They're just little birds that look like triplets.
*Carla: We are triplets after all.
*Blu: For the love of beauty, they are kids after all.
*Jewel: One day, they'll grow up to be as adults.
*Mimi: Adults like my girl Jewel was.
*Jewel: Really Aunt. Way to impress in front of the people.
*Eduardo: We got a party to celebrate!
*Matilda: Are you really sure we're not guilty on this one?
*Eduardo: No! You guys are too friendly to stay with us at the Amazon.
*Stella: Is that a bad thing?
*Roberto: Eduardo knows that you're welcomed to come.
*Matilda: Well well well. Look at us now as we are still here to hang out at the Amazon.
*Red: It's gonna be a fun good time, right?
*Eduardo: Well, well, well. What are we waiting for? Let's party! *celebrate with the Spix's Macaws with confetti popping all over the place*
(After the court session, the Spix's Macaws and Angry Birds celebrate with the birds as most birds begin to make music and pop some fireworks in the city with a celebration song to perform)
*Red: Free at last!
*Chuck: Glad we're not going to prison.
*Bomb: There have never been a prison in the tribe before. Now even close in our eyes for a glimpse close-up.
*Blu: You guys passed the court. Not guilty at all!
*Jewel: What you guys are planning to do since you're going to stay with us?
*Red: I don't know. We don't live here. We can't afford the nests and pebbles on the ground, neither the holes on the logs.
*Chuck: So I guess we'll be sleeping on cactuses and lettuce beds on the mud.
*Rafael: Nah. You can stay over at our area any time.
*Hal: Yes!
*Bubbles: We get to stay over and live.
*Bomb: I'm foraging.
*Blu: Just like a check of dollars at a store.
*Roberto: Guys, we got a song to perform for the gang. Let's go!
*Pedro: A song to perform? Not a problem.
*Nico: We're gonna make some leaves to impress some fans.
*Red: Whoa, a song for us?
*Jewel: It's my favorite song. Our favorite song and blood.
*Rafael: The score's a heart of our beat and harmony to our talented skilled birds.
*Eduardo: See you at the stage. Let's get this performance started! *he and everyone fly*
*Blu: I hope I won't fail this time like last time.
*Red: *he and the Angry Birds watch the birds perform* Oh, a song performance they say?
*Bubbles: We don't fly, but we can watch them perform.
*Hal: I wonder how this goes with the lyrics.
*Chuck: Hoping to be a good stage of a lifetime.
*Everyone: *dance to the song while jumping on the tree branches, flying over a log hole and picking up flowers and give them to their mates while others use markings by the use of the fruits and flowers*
Let's come together, singing love and harmonia...
We are so different, but the same inside our hearts...
Beautiful colors, as far as the eye can see, ah...
Open your wings, fly when you hear the call...
Let's celebrate, calling all beautiful creatures
Come spread your wings, dance and sing songs about freedom
Like la-la-la, ooh-ooh
One for the jungle família
Like ba-ba-ba, boom-boom
Calling all beautiful creatures...
Come this way, celebrate...
Laugh and dance all the way...
Follow me, sing along...
*Chuck: Yoh, this is untapped territory. I'm loving this sound.
*Red: That is one untamed show they got.
*Bomb: Still the beautiful creatures on this special jungle.
*Everyone: *fly around in zig zags*
La-la-la-la, ooh-ooh...
Já disse que Jade chegou
Já disse que já disse que Jade chegou
Já disse que Jade chegou
Já disse que já disse que Jade chegou
*Eduardo: *hop around with the kids*
Pop-Pop, I am a Pop-Pop! *scatting*
I am I am your Pop-Pop! *scatting*
Yeah, I am the Pop-Pop-Pop, Pop-Pop-Pop *scatting*
Hey, I am the Pop-Pop, hey, Pop! Woo!
*Everyone: *fly around in circles and gather together by holding wings*
Let's celebrate, calling all beautiful creatures
Come spread your wings, dance and sing songs about freedom
Like la-la-la, ooh-ooh
One for the jungle família
Like ba-ba-ba, boom-boom
Calling all beautiful creatures...! *cheers*
*Bubbles: Holy gummies and sprinkles. That is one big performance right there.
*Red: Bravo, bravo! What a show!
*Chuck: This is so. *shred a tear* Beautiful.
*Bomb: Are you crying.
*Chuck: I'm not crying! You are!
*Bomb: *emotional* You're right. I am emotional and feeling sad right now. *cries*
*Bomb: Ugh. Chuck. The tears!
*Red: Leave him alone. He always cries when he act like a fan girl over popular songs.
*Matilda: That ain't that bad after all.
*Stella: I like it.
*Terence: Hmm. *laugh* Ha. Ha. Ha.
*Blu: I actually performed this time by participating. Yay!
*Jewel: Great job Blu.
*Blu: Saved you a fin.
*Rafael: You all did wonderful. Great job!
*Nico: This performance is the bomb!
*Pedro: All the talented birds are killing it like the ones in Rio.
*Eduardo: Thank you everyone for joining in our show. Get home safety, take some rest and have a nice day!
*Hal: I wish we could perform like the big dawgs if we were born with feathers.
*Bubbles: I would love to have feathers, right Terence.
*Terence: *annoyed* Mmm...
*Bubbles: Right. *smile and act nervous* Eh? Feeling bit on the charm.
*Matilda: How magically their show is.
*Stella: The world is full of beautiful creatures. From a dog, to large evolved birds like us.
*Chuck: Why are we not developed into full bodies just yet?
*Red: It is all a fantasy! We could have been born with bodies like a squirrel in the first place. Shouldn't have been the shape of a head in a lifetime.
*Roberto: We were the coolest. You can also be like us if you were flying by now.
*Red: If we had wings, maybe we can.
*Chuck: Sign by me.
*Blu: We all gave you guys a great performance. Did you all watch it? How did you like it?
*Hal: The show is fantastic.
*Bubbles: I rate it five stars.
*Blu: Five stars? Not bad. Could have been close to ten.
*Jewel: No no. Five stars means the rating is amazing.
*Blu: Ah. I get you. So you love our performance.
*Red: What a tribe full of beautiful creatures.
*Stella: Home to the harmony of Spix's Macaws.
*Matilda: Say. Why you don't have other animals like all the other birds living in the same tribe as you?
*Rafael: You know. It's a tribe inhabited by Spix's Macaws. We are friends to all the other animals in the Amazon like the groundhog and chickens. They all come to visit to give us gifts like fruits and vegetables.
*Chuck: Who still eat vegetables?
*Red: I don't know. Neither is meat.
*Luiz: I always chew on a bone and lick some animals. *lick Red*
*Red: Hey, bulldog. Knock it out!
*Blu: Aw. Come on Red. He likes you.
*Luiz: A dog is always a man's best friend. So does a human being.
*Jay: We had so much good time together.
*Jim: Are we really going to stay in the tribe for a long time?
*Eduardo: You got some things to do? If not, you can hang out with us anytime if you're not busy.
*Jake: That's so cool.
*Red: I still have to find the eggs and get them back before dark.
*Roberto: I'm the bird of the brain! Ah ah ah!
*Eduardo: I'm the bird!
*Roberto: No! I'm the bird.
*Eduardo: I'm the bird.
*Roberto: I'm a real bird!
*Mimi: Knock it off you two. You guys are the birds. Why play around in a debate to see who is the bird or not. We're born the same.
*Blu: Everyone's a bird. We all fly like a bird, am I right? Heh?
*Nico: And we sing like birds and pigeons.
*Pedro: *sing* I sing like all the birdies do. Tweet tweet tweet, tweet tweeeeet.
*Red: But for us, we're always angry and angrier than ever.
*Blu: Is it me or were you raised poorly and had a bad childhood, leading to have some sort of anger problems?
*Red: Nah. We're angry and happy at the same time. We mess with people all the time, except the pigs. We're gonna love the Amazon as much as our home.
*Blu: Feel free to hang out. Oh, you're not guilty by the way.
*Red: Thanks a bunch. Where to now, Blu boy?
*Blu: Whatever the leader Eduardo says.
*Eduardo: Celebration with fun and games at the park, let's go!
*Nico: They open up a park and we weren't even thought about it?
*Jewel: Yeah! The birds built a new park area dedicated to all the birds and animals in the rainforest. Much like a human park, I hope you love what we have assemble on the court.
*Pedro: If is a court mainly for sports, it's gonna be good.
*Red: Then let's follow what the blue bird tribe have to offer.
*Blu: We're the Spix's Macaws. Also known as the blue macaws. We still existence after all so people don't mistake us as blue pigeons.
*Chuck: Still cooking like a ham.
*Red: I can't wait to play some sports and games.
*Blu: Right away to the Spix's Macaw Park. Woo! *he and everyone follow Eduardo to the park*
(Meanwhile in Rio in a jungle full of monkeys, many marmosets are seen crawling through trees, swinging on ropes and holding a bunch of human items with a dance party lead by Mauro with a song of "Funky Monkey" by Siedah Garrett, Carlinhos Brown, Mikael Mutti and Davi Vieira)
*Mauro: Yeah! Things are about to get funky!
*Marmoset #1: Just like partying inside of a flea market.
*Marmoset #2: No need for a carpet to make it private.
*Mauro: It's my game now. It's on! Who wanna dance with me on the top of the watches?!
*Marmoset #3: I still have a IPod on a picnic basket.
*Mauro: Then why don't you pick it up for a selfie?
*Marmoset #3: I'm down for a selfie. Actually, you are suppose to use a camera or a smartphone to take pictures while a IPod is used for music and songs.
*Mauro: Music and songs are both. Just grab a camera instead and give us a photo-boom.
*Marmoset #3: Okay! If you ask me! *head over to the basket to grab a camera*
*Mauro: My people don't know how to follow directions on a daily based schedule, even if you're funky as a monkey. Ooh ah ah!
*Marmoset #3: *take things out of the basket* Where is it? Where is it? Ah ha! *see a pig on the way*
*Minion Pig #1: Hello? Looking for something?
*Marmoset #3: *shocked* Ah! Creepy round pig!
*Nigel: *show up* I'm back!
*Marmoset #3: The pretty bird! The pretty bird has returned!
*Mauro: What the? Ah! It's him! Everyone panic! *he and everyone scream and run*
*Minion Pig #2: Season greetings, party monkeys. We are here to invade your party cruise.
*Gabi: There's a real monkey business going on here, right Nigel?
*Nigel: Waddle, waddle, waddle. What do we have here, funky monkeys?
*King Pig: Did somebody forgot to invite us to a monkey business party? I guess they don't.
*Mauro: Nigel, you're back! Please don't eat us. We're not chickens, like you.
*Nigel: Didn't I forget, you were suppose to take your flying lessons after your failed attack at the flea market where you spotted the birds?
*Mauro: That was like few years ago! We don't do these crime things anymore. All we do is sit, eat bananas and watch the lake.
*Nigel: *choke Mauro with his feet* Liar. Your crew have been stealing human things like watches all year long while being captivate to these tourists on dancing. I saw you dancing in the streets while picking your crew up.
*Mauro: I can't breathe when choking.
*Nigel: Why won't you give me the good news few years prior while you're at it? Huh?
*King Pig: Let's not choke on the monkey and just order the monkeys what to do.
*Gabi: Let the poor fellow go, Nigel.
*Nigel: Fine. He's free to go. *stop choking Mauro*
*Mauro: *pants* I'm free. I can breath.
*Nigel: Not for long as I will order every monkey to do some of our dirty work.
*Mauro: No Nigel! Please! I'm begging you! We needed a place to live!
*King Pig: Very funny people, right? Haven't they forget to eat their bananas every top of the morning?
*Foreman Pig: They have stolen a lot of stuff from the belongings and their territory look like a poor pig's flea market.
*Chef Pig: Huh? Never been to a flea market before.
*Mauro: You got me. You punished me. I embarrass you by taking a picture of you when naked.
*Nigel: I was DEFEATED on that day! I was taken to the hospital, got my shot and never beg to fly again until the very day I returned to my villainy acts. I came back to see you! You know what time it is?
*Mauro: Um, eat a banana for snack?
*Nigel: You are wrong. King Pig, show them what you got.
*King Pig: I demand your group to build a new fortress made of wood and rocks! Now!
*Mauro: Yes King Pig. I surrender!
*King Pig: What did you say?!
*Nigel: Say positive words, not negative words!
*Mauro: I said a positive words. Alright! I'll do what I have to do.
*Gabi: Tell all of your friends about this. They'll know. *giggle*
*Mauro: Uh? *tell his marmosets* Everyone calm down! We have been invaded! I want everyone to build a fortress for the King Pig and Nigel. They're gonna slice our heads if we don't demand them to build their dream home as promised. *his monkeys start work on the fortress*
*Foreman Pig: Things are going back to business.
*Chef Pig: A start for success.
*Nigel: Pigs, make sure the monkeys don't act lazy when they start construction the walls and doors.
*Gabi: No one get left behind on the job.
*King Pig: One of them will be prevail if they fail their jobs miserably. *evil laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED
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