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(Patrick watching an airing of House Fancy on the TV and that disgusting toenail scene shows up)
(Patrick goes to the bathroom to throw up)
Patrick: TURN IT OFF!
(Patrick kicks the TV)
Patrick: I need to do something about this!
(Patrick goes to Spongebob's house.)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick! Why are you in a rush?!
Patrick: SPONGEBOB! You need to do something about your show's themes.
Spongebob: What do you mean by that?
Patrick: There's a scene about Squidward getting his toenail ripped off!
Spongebob: I have nothing to do with the show's theme, go ask the writers at Nickelodeon Studios.
(Patrick goes to Nick Studios) 
Patrick: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(Patrick punches the president of Nick)
Patrick: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! THE KING HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN! YOU ARE GONNA LISTEN TO WHAT I DO NOW.
(At Spongebob's house)
News Reporter: The president of Nickelodeon has been punched in the face by a man called Patrick Star.
(Spongebob spits his tea)
News Reporter: This guy threatens everyone who disagrees with him, and sends them to the freezers, the police tried to help, but they failed horribly. This means, that this will probably be the end of Nickelodeon and (sheds a tear) our lives (starts crying).
(Squidward enters Spongebob's house)
Squidward: OH SPONGEBOB (starts crying)
(Spongebob and Squidward start crying)
(At Nick Studios)
Employee: Um-Sir-
Patrick: CALL ME YOUR MAJESTY!
Employee: Your (gulp) Majesty, the employees are starting to go crazy, yyou should ggive tthemm a break.
Patrick: A break huh? come here my boy.
Patrick: Have you ever heard of independence?
Employee: Um, yes sir
Patrick: Well, do you know how most countries got independence?
Employee: Um, by war, King.
Patrick: so for your first question, it'll be a, NOOOOOOOOO! (Kicks employee)
(Employees working all day)
Patrick: KEEP WORKING!
(Spongebob, Squidward, Sandy, Mrs Puff, Mr Krabs, Larry, and other Bikini Bottomites dressing up as soldiers)
Squidward: ATTENTION EVERYBODY! WE ARE GOING TO SAVE BIKINI BOTTOM!
Bikini Bottomites: HOORAY!
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
(They all enter Nick Studios)
Spongebob: Patrick Star..
Patrick: Spongebob Squarepants..
Squidward: Alright employees! go home!
(Patrick and Spongebob take out their Lightsabers and start fighting)
Sandy: Wait what about Patrick?
Squidward: I Think Squarepants is in charge of him.
(Spongebob pushes Patrick)
Patrick: Alright Spongebob, you win, i just wanted to ban House Fancy.
(Plankton breaking Patrick's office)
Spongebob: Plankton! I told ya not to break anything!
(Patrick takes out his lightsaber)
Sandy: Spongebob!
(Spongebob takes out his lightsaber and keeps fighting with Patrick)
(Ambulance with The president of Nickelodeon)
Patrick's dad: Patrick Star. You don't know how ANGRY I AM WITH YOU!
(Patrick's dad grabs his son by the ear)
Patrick: OW OW That Hurts!
Plankton: Well, the battle has ended
(everyone goes home)
(At Spongebob's house)
News Reporter: Patrick Star, the former president of Nickelodeon was deposed, the old Nick President has came back to his presidency.
(Patrick crying like a baby in the background while the camera zooms out)
THE END
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