Yoinky Sploinky

The Yoinky Sploinky is a dance move where someone flails their arms about wildly while standing on their 2 front legs. It has become quite popular in recent times, with Big Floppa hitting the yoinky sploinky at the end of a tour. (He was allowed to do this, with slight hesitation on Flobama's part) (it was popularized by Jerma a YouTuber)
== History ==
Early versions of the YS have been attributed to ancient floppas performing the dance as a sign of superiority. The modern iterations of the dance would come in 1900 where a man was spotted flailing his arms about wildly. This dance caught on and many people started performing it. The first sign of the word "Yoinky Sploinky" was in 1933 where a newspaper mocked the dance, calling it various humorous names, one of which was "Yoinky Sploinky".
The craze slowed down until 2010 when a floptuber made a video called "The Yoinky Sploinky: What Was It" which explained the dance. After that the video went viral and more interest was sparked in it, until...
== Ban in the UFA ==
During Flobama's presidency performing or saying the Yoinky Sploinky would get you arrested and a 1,000 dollar fine if you got off lucky (were a popular figure, enjoyed big floppa somewhat) however Binguses were killed if they even mentioned the dance without directly saying it. The reason for this was the name (Yoinky Sploinky) could have sexual connotations, something which was banned in the UFA. The ban loosened to a point where Big Floppa could do it without being arrested. Once the ban on sex was lifted, the ban also came with it and UFA citizens could hit the yoinky sploinky in peace. 
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