The Master Race (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Heads: "So, Milo! I wonder what this track called "Rainbow Road" is."
Milo: "Rainbow Road? That's the hardest and most chaotic track of all time for racers. It's made out of rainbows, as the name implies."
Papaya: "We wonder what it's made out of."
Heads: "Rainbows are made out of sunlight. If it touches water, then water will reflect it, creating a rainbow."
Milo: "Hey! That gives us an idea! Papaya, what do you say about that?"
Papaya: "Great idea! We could make a Rainbow Road!"
Heads: "Perfect..."
Lana: "Let's create some waterfalls!"
Dahlia: "But that depends on what we want the Rainbow Road to look like, so make sure you put them in the right places."
3 Hours Later...
Heads: "And voila! The Rainbow Road! Only accessible during the day, but it's very chaotic! I call it the master of all races. Only masters can complete this track. It's the master race!"
Skyler: "Shouldn't there be other race tracks first? We could make it not just one Master Race, we should make it a Master Cup!"
Heads: "That's a great idea! What tracks should we make?"
Skyler: "A track in a hypermarket comes to mind."
Heads: "Any wackier ideas?"
Skyler: "A track around an entire house? It's gonna explore the themes of toys, baths, and school items."
Heads: "How about we combine those together?"
Skyler: "And then maybe we should use one of Bowser's hardest castles for the third track."
Martin: "And what about the first one?"
Skyler: "A museum. It's more than just that as you go through different artworks. A reference to Peach's Castle."
Pomegranate: "Doesn't Peach's Castle already have a reference in Royal Raceway?"
Martin: “Is there a track inside it?”
Penny Crygor: “No.”
Martin: “Wait, you’re here to help us?”
Penny Crygor: “Indeed.”
Martin: “What about the rest?”
Penny Crygor: “They all have different roles.”
Pamela: “I created Hypermarket Hullabaloo!”
Paul: “I did so too. How is Mom not good with machines? Our Dad is not that good at them either.”
Milo: “Asking for where you inherited your intelligence from? Because I don’t know either. Probably learned from me, Papaya, Dahlia, and Lana.”
Paul: “Let’s just get to building the other race tracks.”
The Reptilian Road is created
Milo: “Reptilian Road, eh? Penny, that’s genius! It’s inspired by both Bowser’s and King K. Rool’s final bases, I’m guessing?”
Papaya: “King K. Rool has a final base?”
Milo: “Good point.”
Orbulon: “Done with Museum Mayhem!”
Milo: “Let’s go!”
Museum Mayhem
Mark: "And look at that! Mario Kart Double Dash again, because every single racer is paired with another!"
The race karts of Ava and Platinum, Inferno and Lucy, Swift and Susan, Curd and Ivan, Muscle and Beam, Sasha and Speedy, Anne and Isabella, Heads and Bomber, Tia and Lulu, Milo and Papaya, Lana and Dahlia, & Paul and Pamela arrive at the starting line
Mark: "Oh, and those aren’t the only racers. Because these 12 karts are in one team. Yes, it’s Team Battle time! By the way, Heads’ team is called the Red Team."
The crowd cheered for Mark
The race karts of Sonic and Amy, Blaze and Silver, Tails and Cream, Samantha and Sally, Mighty and Ray, Benny and Spencer, Mario and Peach, Luigi and Daisy, Toad and Toadette, Yoshi and Birdo, Donkey Kong III and Candy Kong, & Diddy and Dixie arrive at the starting line
Sonic: “I would’ve beaten everyone had I run on foot instead.”
Mark: “That’s what we call an unfair advantage. That’s what we want to prevent. But what about the third racing team? You’re the blue team, by the way.”
Ava: “There’s a third?”
Mark: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the Yellow Team!”
The race karts of Hazel and Abby, Mia and Nails, Vanessa and Silhouette, Sierra and Teresa, Umbra and Tack, Whir and Knot, Skyler and Melanie, Madeline and Gleam, Stella and Mason, Sophie and Ankles, Darcy and Confection, & Jim and Tim arrive
Confection: “Hello, Darcy! Nice to meet you again! I am not yet crown princess of the Jungle Kingdom, but when grandpa Donkey Kong II dies, I will be crown princess.”
Darcy: she had a disgusted face
Confection: “What?”
Diddy and Dixie: “Good luck, Darcy.”
Darcy: “You display lots of honor, Dad and Mom!”
Tails: “Sasha!”
Sasha: “Tails!”
Swift: “Tasha!”
Tails: “Swift!”
Cream: “Tails?”
Sasha: “Cream?”
Susan: “SUSAN!”
Mark: “On your marks, get set, that’s my name, I said it there, go!”
The Racers Rocket Boost
Susan: "That's what you get for not being the first to arrive at this ginormous event. We’re first place now!”
Swift: “Can we use our powers?”
Mark: “Some racers have superior powers to other racers, so no.”
Ava: “I and Platinum will still cheese this race.”
Curd: “Only I can make cheese puns, because the renewal of your license to make cheese puns is FONDUE today.”
Milo: he gets the Cape Feather “There are two types of shortcuts in my races. Oh, and because I was one of the main builders of the track, I and Papaya are going to cheese this one!”
Curd: “Make sure you renew your own cheese pun license tomorrow.”
Milo: “Look at that! A lot of the road is separated by very short walls. You have to be super lucky to get three Mushrooms and three feathers. Thet last placing members of our team seem to be Anne and Izzy’s & Paul and Pamela.” We should give them feathers.”
Papaya: “Is it because the farther you are from the finish line in this section, the nearer to the finish line you’ll be with this shortcut?”
Milo: “Indeed.”
The items were transferred to Anne and Izzy & Paul and Pamela’s karts
The two used the Feather and jumped over the wall and then used the shortcut that leads them farther ahead
Tails: “We should stop abusing our items trying to stop the last placers of that team. What a shortcut they made!”
Mia: she gets the Green Hover Wisp and shoots 3 tornadoes in front of her using the item
Many members of other teams were stunned
Mia: “Stunned? Well, yes, of course you are, but are you surprised by that move?”
Darcy and Confection: she gets the Star and the Lightning
Jim and Tim: they get the Ivory Lightning and the Invincibility Box
Darcy and Confection use lightning and shrink all of the players on the other teams and use the Star
Jim and Tim: “This is the benefit of being last place! You get a wallop of an item collection!” they use the Invincibility Box and destroy every obstacle when they get to the Bob-Omb Battlefield painting
The players grow back to normal size
Milo and Papaya: “Hey, Jim! Hey, Tim! You forgot that wallop of a shortcut we did.”
Ava and Platinum: “We recently took it, though, so I’m afraid Yellow Team has some competition. Well, not really, that’s a good thing when it’s Red Team giving the competition.”
Jim: “Do you see THIS THING?” he shows the Ivory Lightning power-up
Ava: “I hope this works.” she uses the Boo and phases through obstacles
Ava was brought the Lightning
Ava: “Perfect! Bye bye! I intentionally got me and Platinum far away use to use this wallop of an item.” she uses Lightning
Everyone on other teams was zapped
Ava: “Ha! Take that!”
A Yellow Drill and a Bullet Bill run over Ava and Platinum
Ava: “How did that-“
Jim: “Bam! Shock Dodge!”
Darcy: “Are you shocked that was our third item?”
Ava: “That’s not fair!”
Platinum: he throws a Bob-Omb behind him, meaning he threw it off the mountain “Enjoy the big boom-boom, other racers!”
They are sent to Whomp’s Fortress after they all completed the Bob-Omb Battlefield course
Kim: “The system by the way is that the first placing team is determined by which of the players able to finish the track first. If other players were far behind the other team members, but one of their teammates makes it in first place, that will mean that that team wins the race.”
Mark: “You could’ve said that the winning team is determined only by their first placer.”
Amy: “Are you doing good, girl?”
Ava: “Yes, Mom!”
A trip around Whomp’s Fortress and Jolly Roger Bay respectively later…
Ava: “Mom, Dad, prepare to say goodbye!” she uses the Bob-Omb to slow her parents’ kart down
Sonic and Amy’s kart was stunned, and so was Jim and Tim’s kart
Platinum: “Good going, girl! Your color fits you, because you are the color of your brain…”
Ava: “Which shows that I am the brainiest of you all?”
Platinum: “We need to reach the end of this slide to win this race!”
Sonic and Amy threw a Blue Shell at Ava and Platinum
Ava: “Blue Shell. Darn it. A Bob-Omb in a shell that chases after the overall first placer.”
Sonic and Amy: they cross the finish line first “Haha! We did it!”
Ava: she throws a Crimson Eagle at Jim and Tim
Jim: “We lost, didn’t we?”
Ava and Platinum crossed the finish line second
Kim: “What a pity. What a pity. My bros lost!”
Mark: “We can hope that our other dodgeball team members can win the next game with the help of their 22 friends.”
Hypermarket Hullabaloo
Mark: “3, 2, 1, GO!”
The crowd cheered as the racers rocket boosted except Red Team, who got stunned because they started their Rocket Boosts too early
Sonic: “Privilege for first placer! You’re too slow, Ava!”
Ava: “Yes, that’s true, but this is our number one strategy.” she gets the item boxes and gets a Yellow Drill, A Golden Mushroom, and a Star
Papaya: she got a Bullet Bill, a Lightning, and an Invincibility Box
Milo: “We are geniuses. Let’s ram over everybody!” he uses the Lightning to zap every racer in the other teams
Throughout the race, the Red Team was slowly following the other teams and getting the best items, stunning many players in the other team until the third lap
Sonic: “That was no fun.”
Ava: “Well, it’s a strategy.”
Papaya: “A strategy I and Ava made.”
Milo: “We keep on getting items so good by taking it slow and easy.”
The racers were near the end of the third lap
Papaya: “Ciao!” she used the Golden Mushroom to cross the finish before any other racer
The Red Team cheered
Cream: “Oh-“
Curd: “Chao indeed?”
Cream: “Good one, Curd!”
Curd: “Thanks, Mom!”
Mia and Nails crossed the finish line second
Milo: “Oh, how the mighty have fallen.”
Mighty: “Yeah, we need to step up our game in Reptilian Road.”
Reptilian Road
Mark: “On your marks, get set, my name was there, yes it’s true, go!”
The same strategy the Red Team used works again in Reptilian Road as they raced throughout the Kremling Base and a replica of one of Bowser’s castles and they cheered when Swift and Susan won the race for them
Susan: “Thank you, thank you, thank you.”
Mighty: “Oh, Rainbow Road is next.”
Blue Team was second with Tails and Cream, and Yellow Team was third
Tails: “Mark, what happens when someone falls off?”
Mark: “Lakitu will hook them back to the race track. It takes forever, so be careful not to fall off or else you’ll be behind!”
The Rainbow Road track started
Tails: “Ava, we know full well about your strategy. But remember-”
Samantha: “Tails! Don’t tell our plan!”
Tails: “Let’s just go.”
The Blue Team was leading
Ava: “You know, even if you win this race, we’d still be tied. And there’s absolutely zero hope for Yellow Team. So quit now-“
Mark: “There’s a tiebreaker, though. It’s called Battle Mode.”
Mario: “Let’s a go!”
Peach: she got Bob-Ombs and threw them at the waterfalls, making the road collapse, making every other player fall down except Luigi and Daisy and Tails and Cream
Tails: “This is perfect!” he got Bob-Ombs and they detonated on every other player
Cream: “Uh, Tails, shouldn’t we help-“
Daisy: “There’s no way they’re gonna win!”
Madeline threw a Blue Shell at Mario and Peach
Peach: “You know, we should help a Yellow Team member.”
Tails: “You’re right! If it means Red Team will be in third, because Red Team wins if they get at least second place. But then again-”
Luigi: “Enough a-talking. They’ll a know our plans if we keep a talking even more.”
Cream: “Luigi has a point.”
Tails: “Madeline and Gleam. We’re gonna help you win this race.”
Gleam: “That’s odd!”
Tails: “Not really. Now let’s just beat the Red Team.”
Madeline: “They’re plotting to get a chance at being first place.”
Gleam: “Then again, we would love to see the tiebreaker!”
Madeline: “Agreed.”
Multiple Explosions later…”
Tails: “Woah! We destroyed the track! That’s Milo and Papaya Kart Racing to us!”
Cream: “Focus, Tails! This IS the Master Race after all.”
Sasha: she writes on a paper Mark’s unit number in Prower Corps and throws it at Tails
Tails: “Meet the host of this race at UNIT 1488?!?!”
Cream: “Did any of you have-“
Juice spills on the seats Luigi and Daisy were on, sending them off the race track
Daisy: “SASHA!!!!!!”
Speedy: “And Speedy.”
Sasha: “Let’s get first place! Or if not first, second! Either is good, because if we get either, we win the competition!”
Tails and Cream arrive at the finish line first and Madeline and Gleam arrive second
Sasha: “Darn it. Tiebreaker.”
Ava: “Wow! They were brutal this race!”
Swift: “Wow! A tiebreaker! I heard it’s battle mode. It’s gonna be fun!”
Tiebreaker
Swift: “Battle mode, eh? What is the Battle Mode?”
Mark: “It’s Cops and Robbers! Or Renegade Roundup.”
Kim: “The Cops, AKA Blue Team is equipped with Piranha Plants. If they touch one of the members from the Red Team, they will be trapped in a cage. If they don’t get saved in 5 seconds, they will be eliminated. Get 10 coins and you activate the item slot machine and get 3 items. Renegades can be saved either by their teammate’s item or by a teammate touching their cage. If the Blue Team gets all of the Red Team, they win, otherwise Red Team wins. A Cop or Blue Team Member can be eliminated if they lose all of their 3 lives, and if this happens to them in under 3 minutes, they lose!”
Mark: “3, 2, 1, GO!”
Tails and Cream got 10 coins and got 3 items, and they happen to get 3 Piranha Plants
Cream: “Frenzy!”
Piranha Plant Frenzy was activated and 6 piranha plants pop out
Tails: “Let’s catch some renegades.”
Amy: she throws a Crimson Eagle at Ava and Platinum’s Kart
Ava: “Darn it.”
Tails and Cream catch Ava and Platinum, Susan and Swift, & Curd and Ivan
Curd: “Say sorry, Mom.”
Cream: “I didn’t need reminders for that. Sorry, Curd.”
Milo and Papaya: they got 3 Void Wisps and remove 2 lives from all of the Blue Team, but they get caught by Tails and Cream’s Piranha Plants
All 3 racers that were caught were eliminated
Paul and Pamela: they use the Void Wisp and eliminated Sonic and Amy, Mario and Peach, Luigi and Daisy, Yoshi and Birdo, Toad and Toadette, Donkey and Candy, Diddy and Dixie, & Benny and Spencer
Silver: “It’s no use!”
Blaze: “I thought you were optimistic.”
Silver: “I was using that to brag about how we are gonna catch Paul and Pamela easily.”
Tails and Cream: they caught Paul and Pamela, Lana and Dahlia, & Anne and Isabella
Blaze and Silver: they caught Heads and Bomber, Lulu and Tia, & Muscle and Beam
Inferno: “OK, adoptive Dad, and biological Mom, it’s you, Luz, and I against-“
Blaze and Silver caught Inferno
All of the racers were eliminated except Inferno and Lucy, who were saved by Sasha and Speedy using the Green Shell, & Heads and Bomber due to touching their cage in time
Speedy: “Take that, Tails, Cream, Blaze, Silver, Samantha, Sally, Mighty, and Ray!”
Sasha: she threw a red shell at Blaze and Silver’s karts and a Black Bomb at Samantha and Sally’s & Mighty and Ray’s karts, eliminating them
Tails: “How many minutes do we have left?”
Mark: “One minute left!”
Tails: “This may be difficult.” he gets 10 coins and got a Void Wisp, sucking Inferno and Lucy’s kart
Heads: “Dad, former Mom, it’s two versus one. Or actually four vs-“
Heads and Bomber’s Kart was caught, but Sasha and Speedy saved it in time before getting caught by Tails and Cream’s Piranha Plant
Heads and Bomber: “15 seconds left! It’s no use for you!” they drive around the course
Tails and Cream: they follow Heads and Bomber and get another 10 coins and get a Fire Flower
Cream: “I hope this works.”
Mark: “Ten! Nine! Eight!”
The two shoot fireballs but missed every shot
Mark: “Seven! Six! Five!”
The two use the boomerang but missed their first two shots
Mark: “Four! Three!”
The two hit Heads and Bomber’s kart with their boomerang
Mark: “Two! One!”
Tails and Cream catch Heads and Bomber just in time
Mark: “ZERO! TAILS AND CREAM WIN FOR THE BLUE TEAM!”
The crowd cheered for Tails and Cream
Cream: “We won? We WON? WOOHOO!”
Tails: “We did it! Congratulations to us!”
The Blue Team members hugged Cream and Tails
Cream: “You were excellent, Tails!”
Tails: “You too, Cream.”
Cream: “You peaked in your creative thinking this time.” she pats Tails on the back and rubs her teeth continuously
Tails: “I can hear that rabbit purr!”
Curd: “Congratulations, Mom! You beat us!”
Ricotta: “Did I miss anything?”
Cream: “Well, you were in the audience, so technically not.”
The other racers applauded for Tails and Cream
Heads: “Wow, Dad. That was intense.”
Bomber: “Good game.”
Tails: “Thank you.”
The End!
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