Sadie, Clara, and Alice

Sadie, Clara, and Alice, known collectively as Fuck Force Three, are a trio of teenage spy girls who are parodies of Sam, Clover, and Alex from "Totally Spies."
== Appearance ==
== Biographies ==
=== Drawn to Murder ===
Sadie, Clara, and Alice have been BFF's since they were little girls, and spies since they were 14, and they will always have each other's back no matter what dangers come their way. One day, they are assigned a very important mission: to find and defeat the Nothingness before he destroys the very ink of cartoonkind, even if it means having to fight in unsanctioned, bloody battles against other cartoons to get such a task accomplished.
== Movelist ==
=== Drawn to Murder ===
==== Special Moves ====
* Mini-Bomb Toss: Sadie, Clara, or Alice throws a mini-bomb at close, medium, or far range depending on which button excluding Special is pressed. Upon contact with the opponent, the bomb explodes, knocking them down onto the ground. On Meter Burn, she throws three mini-bombs simultaneously, each one at a different one of the three ranges.
* Freeze Perfume: Sadie, Clara, or Alice throws what looks like a bottle of Ice Queen Perfume at close, medium, or far range depending on which button excluding Special is pressed. Upon contact with the opponent, the projectile sends them into a "frozen" state. Meter Burn increases the hit range of the Freeze Perfume and the duration of the "frozen."
* The Annoying Song: Sadie, Clara, or Alice holds what looks like a Sonic Disintegrator Boombox in front of her and turns it on. The gadget, upon being activated, plays a sample of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" that, in a manner reminiscent of the Ganz Technique from South Park, sends the opponent into an "enraged" state if they are within the soundwaves' range. On Meter Burn, more of the song is heard and the opponent stays "enraged" longer.
* Electro-Shock Blast: Sadie, Clara, or Alice takes what looks like an Electro Magneton gun out of hammerspace and fires a blast from it at her opponent, which will travel at fast, medium, or slow speed depending on how long the button used for the special move is held, and the higher the amount of power charged to, the more damage the electro-shock blast will do. If the projectile connects, the opponent will go into a "shocked" state. Meter Burn, in addition to making the gun charge to maximum power automatically, also generates a second electro-shock blast, causing the opponent to become "shocked" longer.
* Bola-Bound: Sadie, Clara, or Alice takes out a bola gun and shoots a bola at her opponent, binding them by the arms for a free hit. Meter Burn has her fire a bola that has been rigged to explode upon contact with the character on the receiving end of this special move, launching them into the air.
* Grid-Wall Shield: Sadie, Clara, or Alice activates a gadget that creates a grid-wall shield in front of her that lasts 4 seconds, protecting her from the opponent's attacks, which will be destroyed after 3 strikes. Meter Burn adds two additional seconds to the duration of the shield and raises the maximum amount of hits in can take before it is destroyed by two.
==== Hyper-Toons ====
* Blow-Dry Job: Sadie, Clara, or Alice calls out as she takes out, "Time to bring out the not-so-big gun-type thingy!", what looks like a hair-dryer, then proceeds to fire a multi-hitting, Proton Cannon-like blast from it at her opponent. The spy-girls can aim the blast straight or diagonally upwards on the ground or diagonally downwards in mid-air.
* Maximum Spy D... Uh... ...Oh, What-Fucking-Ever!: Sadie, Clara, or Alice activates her jetpack and flies toward the back of the screen, declaring as she does so, "Always wanted to go aerial?", then zips past her opponent multiple times in rapid succession, the first hit launching them up into the air unless they are already airborne, during which she continues on, "You know I have!", until she finishes the Hyper Combo with one final, powerful foot-stomp to send the opponent crashing down, for six hits total. This can also be done in mid-air.
===== Level 3 Hyper-Toon =====
* 3-on-1 Beatdown Orgy: Sadie, Clara, or Alice starts this Hyper-Toon by whacking her opponent with a high-tech-looking hairbrush, after which she calls out, "Help me out here, you two!", then the two spy-girls who were not picked beforehand show up, during which they declare in unison, "We're on it!", and all three of them surround the foe in a triangle formation, produce what look like Laser Launchers, and fire blasts from them at their feet, launching them into the air. All three members of the Spy team then use their jetpacks to fly up to where the character on the receiving end of this super move is and take turns multi-punching them for seven hits total, during which the spy-girl to the right or left of the chosen one declares, "You asked for a three-on-one ass-beating?" Next, the spy-girl who was already picked beforehand says as she throws what looks like an Inflatable Lead Anvil above the girls' opponent, "Well, you're getting it!" which then inflates, falls onto them, and slams them to the ground below, thus ending the Level 3 Hyper-Toon.
==== Finishing Moves ====
===== Deanimations =====
*...Because "Heartbreaker" is SOOOO Cliché: Sadie, Clara, or Alice takes out her laser lipstick and makes a small incision in her opponent's chest, with the blood having been burned away, then, before the unfortunate loser, who groans in pain, can cover up the wound with their hands, takes out two mini-bombs and throws them into it. The defeated foe panics for four seconds as the bombs beep inside them for the same duration of time, and they then explode in their chest, causing blood, as well as pieces of sternum and heart to fly out of them and towards whichever member of the Spy team was selected beforehand, and lastly, the losing character falls to the ground dead in a pool of their own blood. Must be performed at jump distance.
*That Was Shocking. Literally!: Sadie, Clara, or Alice takes out what looks like an Electro Magnetron gun, charges it to maximum power, and fires an electric shock shot from it at her opponent's head. Next, in an X-ray cut, we see the brain of the character on the receiving end of the Deanimation literally frying up until, eventually, the top of the opponent's head bursts, spraying pieces of skull and fried brain matter everywhere, and they then fall to the ground dead. Must be performed at full-screen distance.
===== Pacifist Act =====
* Next Mission: Jumprope Time!: The two spy-girls who were not picked beforehand run to either side of Sadie, Clara, or Alice, who then declares, "Ready? Go!" The right or left spy-girl then responds, "All right, throw it here," before the left or right spy-girl takes out a jump-rope and throws the other end to her, which she catches. All three spy-girls then proceed to play jump-rope, with the chosen spy-girl adding some dance moves while jumping, during which a snippet of Usher's "Yeah!" can be heard playing in the background. Must be performed at jump distance.
== Debuff Reactions ==
* Bleeding: Owwww... Why? That was so uncalled-for! (Sadie) / Please, not on the spy-suit! (Clara) / Please don't die, please don't die, please don't die... (Alice)
* Burning: Why couldn't we get a flame resistance upgrade on our suits? (Sadie) / I'm soooooo gonna need extensions after this. (Clara) / If only I were fireproof... (Alice)
* Shocked: Our spy-suits aren't always shockproof... (Sadie) / I've had hair days that were better than this! (Clara) / Oh, fuck. Gadget malfunction! Gadget malfunction! (Alice)
* Grossed Out: That's just fucking gross! (Sadie) / I hope that wasn't one of those do-not-Boogle pictures. (Clara) / Did I eat something moldy yesterday? (Alice)
* Frozen: I-I-I knew I should've brought a parka... (Sadie) / Th-th-this is like that Antarctica mission all over again... (Clara) / Oh, sh-sh-shit. Did the Freeze Perfume go h-h-haywire again? (Alice)
* Enraged: Don't make me fuck you up Fuck Force Three-style! (Sadie) / You are SO gonna get it, asshole! (Clara) / Damn it, Alice! Did you put the tape in on the wrong side again? (Clara; she only says that if Alice uses her Annoying Song special move on her) / Now you've royally set me off! (Alice)
* Slowed: I thought we were supposed to be more agile than this... (Sadie) / HelLO!? Can somebody PLEASE unglue my goddamn feet? (Clara) / I immediately regret getting these suction boots! (Alice)
* Confused: Aw, geez, fuck... More mental tampering?! (Sadie) / I'm soooooo gonna need brain surgery after this. (Clara) / Um... What the fuck am I doing, again? (Alice)
* In Love: This Matchmaker Serum's working better than I expected! (Sadie) / Can't wait to see what my Mr. Right's like! ♥ (Clara) / You know, I've never felt like this before... (Alice)
==Win Quotes==
===Drawn to Murder===
====Generic====
*"Uh... girls? Didn't Gary say we shouldn't get TOO carried away? 'Course he did! Why wouldn't he?"
*"Well, that was a full-on body wax! FYI, I'm saying that because "close shave" is SOOOO cliché."
*"ALICE!! Goddamn it, you fucking nincompoop! S-sorry. I didn't know what I was doing."
====Mirror Match====
*"Wait, there's SIX of us now?! Has human cloning gone too far this time?"
==Storyline==
===Drawn to Murder===
====Prologue====
I bet you weren't expecting our good Canadian sperg friend, Chris F. Clarke, to include multiple characters at the same time in the same roster slot, were you? That's a shit-ass lot of work if you ask me. ...Anyways, Sadie, Clara, and Alice aren't your basic, average teenage girls. Now, allow me to explain to you why. These three BFF's are known collectively as the spy team, Fuck Force Three, who spend their lives going on all kinds of super-secret spy missions together for their boss, Gary, but this next one is undoubtedly going to be a big, long, and hard one. Lately, they've been assigned to track down the Nothingness and put an end to his diabolical scheme to destroy the very ink of cartoonkind, and they sure as fuck won't fuck it up! ...That is, assuming you can handle your chosen Arcade Mode difficulty setting. Godspeed, Fuck Force Three!
====Ending====
Sadie, Clara, and Alice succeed in their mission of defeating the Nothingness and saving the very ink of cartoon existence, and all seems well until their boss, Gary, assigns them a new mission: to prevent Vancouver director Auguste Abouteman from doing a movie starring some of the game's roster, and then screening it for children all over Canada upon release in order to destroy their innocence. The three spy-girls then set off on their new mission; however, Alice mistakenly put the tape that plays the spy show music they were supposed to jump out of their cargo plane to in their boombox gadget on the wrong side, which has Clara's least favorite song, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," on it beforehand.
Category:Drawn to Murder
Category:Base Characters
Category:Multiple Characters
Category:Teenagers
Category:Spies
Category:Humans
Category:Heroes
Category:Parodies
Category:Females