Sassy Madison Theme Song

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The Sassy Madison Theme Song is the jingle for Sassy Madison that was heard in "Dangers on a Train". Song lyrics written by Michael Price, and Music edit by Alf Clausen
== Lyrics ==
:Sassy Madison:
:Kelly was at the end of her wits
:Her husband was truly the pits
:Her relationship spousal
:Had zero arousal
:Then she watched this commercial
:And found herself Herschel
:Thanks to SassyMadison.com
Category:Songs
Category:Jingles
Category:Season 24 songs
Category:Original Songs