Pilot Count!

Pilot Count! is the first episode of The Count Desertstone Show. In the episode, Count makes his talk show
==Transcript==
Count: Man, it's just a normal everyday life.
Tic Tock: Thats nothing compared to starring in a movie for 7 year olds.
Count: Agreed.
Tick Tock: I'm starving. I'm hungry for hungry!
Count: True. Hey, I think I found a deer!
-Deer falls-
Count: -Is staring at Sweetheart looking at dead deer- Why didn't you do one of your boat attacks?
Sweetheart: Ah, those boat attacks were SO last century!
Tic Tock: Because they took place in the last century, the 20th century, why else, fishbrain?
Sweetheart: Can you stop talking for just one second, clock eater?
Tick Tock: It's been several seconds.
Count: -Turns head to Tick Tock- Does it really matter?
Tick Tock: Yes.
Sweetheart: No. I mean like- who cares? We dont talk for several hours in our sleep.
Count: Yeah right.
Tick Tock: Huh?
Count: Sweetheart kept snoring the word "kill" and you kept yelling "clock" every time it ticked!
Tick Tock: Where's the proof?!
Sweetheart: I am aware of me loving killing, and Tick Tock, be glad your not human. You would have to get the so-called "surgery."
Tick Tock: Surgery? I HATE THAT WORD!!!
-Tick Tock jumps on Sweetheart-
Sweetheart: I'm not 100% sweetheart!!!!
-Sweetheart is about to bite Tick Tock-
Count: STOP THE MADNESS!!!!
-Sweetheart and Tick Tock seperate and freeze-
Count: Maybe I can set up a talk show! We need to gather up more famous crocodiles!
Sweetheart: Thats as sweet as some human leg with fish bites!
Tick Tock: And way less annoying than a clock stuck inside you for eternity!
Count: Should we have a band?
Sweetheart: As long as it's not annoying. Plus look! No blood on my teeth after killing for the first time! YIPEE!!! :D
Tick Tock: I'll get The Greens.
Sweetheart: But they're annoying!
Tick Tock: No they're not!
Count: Yeah they are, 100% too. Remember that time...?
-flashback starts-
The Greens: Uno! Dos! Thes! Thats the Dora talk!!!
-the Greens bow-
All the crocodiles: BOO!!!! BOO!!! BOO!!!
The Greens: We will mature! Soon enough.
Count: O_O That was SO strange...
Sweetheart: =_= Yeah...
LT Croc: Yay!!!
All crocodiles: O_O
-Sweetheart eats LT croc-
Count: YAY!!!!
All crocs: WOO!!!!
-flashback ends-
Tick Tock: I saw their concert yesterday, they matured! I'll get them!
Count: Wait- wai- UGH! >:I
-Tick Tock runs to three crocodiles-
Sweetheart: He's so stupid sometimes...
-Tick Tock runs back with The Greens-
The Greens: We can be your band! B-B-BAND!
Count: Uh oh...
The Greens: Sometimes we are a-noy-noy-noyed by others! And we we we like beef! B-b-beef!
Count: Uhh, we only have raw meat. And do you always say your quotes together in a tune!
The Greens: Yes, yes, yes, yes, sure! We're not going to war! We're not going to war!
Sweetheart: None of us said anything about war in the first place.
The Greens: We aren't going to, to, to, to war with the chickens!
Tick Tock: Chicken? Mmm, sounds good. Start a war! Roast them, bake them, and let me eat them!
Sweetheart: Why? To get that clock down your digestive system.
Count: Eww.
Tick Tock: Yuck.
The Greens: Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck yuch! Eww eww eww, eww eww eww!
Count, Sweetheart, and Tick Tock: The Greens, the band.
The Greens: Yay, yay, yay, yay yay! We'll be on our way!
-The Greens walk up to a rock and practice their music-
Tick Tock: Glad THATS over.
Sweetheart: You said it, clock eater.
Tick Tock: Who is the most human-y crocodile here?
Count: I'm the only crocodile with clothing. I am semi-human.
Sweetheart: Semi? This is a kids cartoon for crocodile's stake!
Count: What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall, killer?
Sweetheart: Sorry sir!
Tick Tock: Umm... -is confused-
Count: Is something wrong, Tick Tock?
Tick Tock: What was that all about?
Count: Nothing you need to know. So, should we go set up the show?
Tick Tock and Sweetheart: Sure!
Count: Okay, then follow me!
-The three crocs run to a pile of rocks, and the episode ends-
==Trivia==
*This is the first episode Superhappyyoshis made after his hiatus.
*This is the first episode of the series to break the fourth wall.
*Count is the pilot of a jet on the title card, as a pun on the word "pilot"
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