Unhealthy Habits

Some members of a health club were having their first meeting to discus weight loss. The director of the group said, “Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine.”
Several fat people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight member said, “I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently.”
“Hmm?” said the manager of the health club. “And are you sure you having nothing else to add?”
“Well, yes,” said the member. “I lie extensively.”
Category:Medical Humor