Heaven & the Ill Effects of Inflation

Heaven & the Ill Effects of Inflation is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
Due to the rising cost of afterliving, God wants to replace Heaven's Pearly Gates with a cheap, low-maintenance entryway that resembles pearl. What would be the best alternative?
===Question Reading===
"Due to the rising costs of afterliving, God wants to replace Heaven's Pearly Gates with a cheap, low-maintenance entryway that resembles pearl. What would be the best alternative?"
===Choices===
1. Heaven's Sapphire Hallway
2. Heaven's Moonstone Door
3. Heaven's Topaz Chute
4. Heaven's Amethyst Fence
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Roses are red, sapphires are blue. Pearls are white, and you got it wrong."
2. 🎶Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Moonstone Door.🎶
3. "A Topaz Chute. That sounds extremely uncomfortable."
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===Answer Quote===
"Moonstone looks like Pearl, and was commonly used as buttons on funky 70's clothing." [inhales] "Saint Peter could use some of the leftovers to fix up his discoing threads."
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