SpongeBob, Patrick and the Kelp Shake Factory

SpongeBob, Patrick and the Kelp Shake Factory is the fourteenth episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 14th episode overall. It was written by , and directed by , and aired on June 2nd, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with Patrick and SpongeBob slurping some Kelp Shakes.]
SpongeBob: The Kelp Shakes here in Kelp City taste better than the ones in Bikini Bottom! Not to mention they don't have that weird side effect.
Patrick: Yeah.
SpongeBob: I wish we knew how they're made.
[The television they’re watching then cuts to a commercial.]
Commercial Guy: Hey hey! Wanna learn about how Kelp Shakes are made?
Patrick: Hey! What's he doing there? I thought you bought him for me!
[SpongeBob shrugs as we see more of that commercial.]
Commercial Guy: Well, we're putting in shiny green tickets to see Kelpy Konka's Kelp Shake Factory! Find one and see how they're made!
SpongeBob: Wow, Kelpy Konka!
Patrick: Donkey Kong?
Commercial Guy: Yeah, that's pretty much it. Buy Kelp Shakes!
[We cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick drinking their Kelp Shakes.]
SpongeBob: (sigh) I wish we had shiny green tickets so we could go to Kelpy Konka's Factory.
Patrick: Yeah.
[He takes a green shiny paper wrapped around his Kelp Shake and rubs his face with it. SpongeBob looks at it, his eyes widen.]
SpongeBob: ’’’OH MY NEPTUNE!! PATRICK! YOU GOT A TICKET!!’’’
Patrick: Huh, I did? (He reads the ticket.) ‘’Ticket for two to Kelpy Konka's Factory.’’
SpongeBob: Oh boy! We're going to Kelpy Konka's Factory!
Patrick: Oh… I was gonna take Harry but… if he doesn't wanna go…
Gary: Meow. (Slithers into the kitchen.)
Patrick: Okay, let's go!
[We wipe to a shot of the Kelp Shake Factory. SpongeBob and Patrick approach it.]
SpongeBob: This, my friend, is where the magic happens.
Patrick: Doesn't the magic happen in Walt Disney Studios?
[Silence.]
SpongeBob: …no. Let's go.
[They go inside the factory where a receptionist is standing.]
Receptionist: Sorry, can't let you in-
[SpongeBob and Patrick show him their tickets.]
Receptionist: Oh. Nevermind. Come on in.
[The receptionist lets them in, and they see a group of people standing next to Kelpy Konka.]
Kelpy Konka: Welcome all, welcome all to my mystical factory!
Everyone: (In unison) Hi, Kelpy Konka!
Kelpy Konka: Ready to find out how Kelp Shakes are made?
Everyone: (In unison) Yes!
Kelpy Konka: Then folloooowwwwww me!
[Cut to a room with a big glass window. Behind said window there's lots of kelp on a conveyor belt leading to a giant blender]
Kelpy Konka: First off, we pick kelp from the local kelp farm. Then we put it on this conveyor belt where it rolls into this giant blender.
[Kelpy Konka takes out a remote and pushes a button, which activates the blender and chops up the kelp into a weird green substance.]
Everyone exc. Patrick: (Unison) Ooh!
[They all take out notebooks and write in them.]
Patrick: (Disgusted) Ugh… THAT'S kelp shakes?
Kelpy Konka: Not yet, my friend. Not yet.
[Cut to the next room where the green liquid is being transported into a mixing machine.]
Kelpy Konka: Then we put the liquid kelp into this machine which mixes it with all sorts of healthy nutrients! Not to mention, lots of water and carbon dioxide to make it extra fizzy and tasty!
Everyone exc. Patrick: (Unison) Ah!
[They take out the notebooks and write in them again.]
Patrick: Carbon dingy side? Isn't that what air is made from?
Kelpy Konka: That's oxygen, my dumb pink friend! Onto the next area!
[They go to the next area, which has machines molding plastic into bottle shapes.]
Kelpy Konka: This is where we make the bottles! We tend to use as ‘’much’’ plastic as possible!
Everyone exc. Patrick and SpongeBob: (Unison) Uh-huh, uh-huh.
SpongeBob: ‘’’THE TURTLES!!!!’’’
[Again, they take out and write in their notebooks.]
Patrick: Isn't plastic bad?
Kelpy Konka: That's why we use the most we can find, so that there's less pollution in the ocean! Anyway, onto the ne--
[A maintenance guy walks into the shot.]
Frank the Maintenance Guy: Kelp?
Kelpy Konka: What is it, Frank? Can't you see I'm in the middle of a tour?!
Frank the Maintenance Guy: The kelp mixing station has overflowed and now there's a kelp shake flood.
Kelpy Konka: A kelp shake flood? I see, I see. (thinks for a second) Tell the workers to scoop it up. (holds his pointer finger in the air) We don't want it to go to waste.
Frank the Maintenance Guy: M'kay.
[Frank the Maintenance Guy leaves and goes into a security room, while Kelpy turns back to the group.]
Kelpy Konka: Sorry about the interruption, my friends! Wanna see how the stickers are made?
Everyone exc. Patrick and SpongeBob: (Unison) Yay!
[They leave, while SpongeBob and Patrick stay in the bottle room.]
SpongeBob: Didn't we read in a book that kelp shake floods get sent to the garbage?
Patrick: A wha…?
SpongeBob: Kelpy lied, Patrick!
Patrick: He did?!
SpongeBob: I think we should find out if he's lying about anything else.
[They sneak into the security room which is full of computers. Some show the tour group, the stations, and the main entrance, to name a few. Frank notices SpongeBob and Patrick.]
Frank the Maintenance Guy: Hey, uhh… you're not supposed to be in here.
SpongeBob: We were… uh… sent in here.
Frank the Maintenance Guy: By who and why?
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Frank the Maintenance Guy: Patrick Gibbard hasn’t worked here since 1995.
Patrick: Uhhh, he meant, uhh-- ‘’’Heinz!!’’’ to buy your company!
Frank the Maintenance Guy: Heinz, huh? Where is he?
SpongeBob: Uhh… outside.
Frank the Maintenance Guy: I see.
[Frank steps out of the office, and SpongeBob locks and bars the door shut.]
Frank the Maintenance Guy: Hey! (jiggles the doorknob) Let me back in! I'll tell your mothers!
[SpongeBob and Patrick then go and sit at the desk, they look at the various computers, and see that the windows were actually big screens displaying fake videos. They see another screen to see the real factory, where the workers are being mistreated, with whips, and screaming, and everything is being made manually.]
SpongeBob: I don't believe it... Kelpy Konka is running an illegal business!
Patrick: This is terrible!
SpongeBob: We need to tell the others.
[They turn around to see Kelpy Konka standing in front of the broken down door.]
Kelpy Konka: Not so fast.
SpongeBob: K-K-Kelpy K-Konka! We were just… uhh… leaving!
Patrick: Yep. Definitely didn't look at any of the computers. No way, no how.
Kelpy Konka: I'm sorry, my friends, but I'm gonna have to lock you both up. Despite you seeing stuff you shouldn't have seen or not.
[Kelpy approaches them as we fade to black. Commercial break. Cut to the next scene where SpongeBob and Patrick are locked up in a dungeon.]
SpongeBob: ‘’’LET US OUT!!!’’’
Patrick: ‘’’MICKEY MOUSE IS’’’--i mean… ‘’’KELPY KONKA IS A LIE!!!’’’
SpongeBob: It's no use, Patrick. We're stuck here until heck freezes over.
Patrick: I never thought this is how I'd go… I thought I'd go by eating too many Krabby Patties.
[Silence.]
Patrick: ...Gary.
SpongeBob: Oh! Gary… I hope he'll be fine when we're gone.
Patrick: Gary.
SpongeBob: Yeah. Gary. The snail?
Patrick: Gary!
SpongeBob: Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.
Patrick: No, ‘’Gary!’’
[Gary bursts into the factory on a skateboard and attacks the guards with his slime.]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Gary!
[Gary slithers over to the cell and unlocks it with his eyes and slime. SpongeBob hugs him.]
SpongeBob: Oh, Gary! How'd you ever find us?
[Flashback.]
Patrick: Oh, Gary. Take this in case we get in trouble.
[He hands Gary blueprints of the Kelpy Konka factory and a tiny TV with visuals of SpongeBob and Patrick’s view.]
Gary: Meow.
Patrick: Okay, see ya!
[End flashback.]
SpongeBob: That's convenient.
[Suddenly Kelpy Konka emerges from the shadows.]
Kelpy Konka: What? How did you fools get out of my cell?
SpongeBob: With a little help from my Gare-bear!
Gary: Meow.
Kelpy Konka: A--a snail? Oh shrimp. I'm--i'm allergic… to… (He sneezes.)
[SpongeBob runs over to him and ties him up with Gary's slime.]
SpongeBob: Patrick, call 911!
Patrick: Okay! (He finds a phone on the wall near him, begins dialing.) Uhhhh… What's the number for 911?
SpongeBob: It's 9-1--
[Kelpy Konka breaks out of the slime.]
Kelpy Konka: Nine, one, I won!
[He shakes a bottle of Kelp Shake and sprays it at Gary, who runs in fear.]
SpongeBob: ‘’Hey!’’
Kelpy Konka: Now that the ‘’slug’’ is gone, you're not gonna get away--
Patrick: Hey, uhh… is this 911? Okay good. You know Kelpy Konka? He--
[Kelpy snatches the telephone from his hand.]
Kelpy Konka: (doing a Patrick impression.) he's an amazing fellow and did nothing wrong. Have a nice day--!
[Patrick grabs the telephone from Kelpy Konka.]
Patrick: That wasn't me! Come over to the Kelp Shake factory--
[Kelpy snatches it again.]
Kelpy Konka: and buy a Kelp Shake! They're good for you and the ocean! Now hang up before--
[Patrick yanks it back again.]
Patrick: ‘’’QUICK! COME TO THE KELP SHAKE FACTORY!’’’
[He hangs up, and smirks. Kelpy gets infuriated and grabs Patrick by the head and beats him up.]
SpongeBob: Oh, I hope--
[The kelp city police burst into the factory, much like the FBI open up meme gif, destroying various parts of the cell and ceiling in the process.]
Police Officer: Let go of the blobfish!
Patrick: Actually, I'm a--
[Patrick gets dropped by Kelpy.]
Kelpy Konka: (out of breath) Actually, he started it.
[The Officer puts handcuffs on Kelpy Konka and the other officers condemn the place. An Officer approaches Patrick.]
Police Officer 2: Thanks, blobfish.
Patrick: Actually I'm a--
[SpongeBob appears holding Gary.]
SpongeBob: Come on, let's go.
Patrick: But-- okay…
[Cut to the apartment, it’s nighttime. SpongeBob and Patrick are watching television in the main room.]
News Reporter: ‘’In today's news, two brave heroes; a sponge and a blobfish; exposed the secrets of Kelpy Konka's Kelp Shake Factory. The company has been shut down and Kelpy has gone to jail. In other news, Box Productions has--’’
Patrick: ‘’’I’M NOT A BLOBFISH!!’’’
[End of episode.]
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