Rat Water

==Rat Water==
Hell yeah! Slurph.co Rat Water! The original recipe from 1992  ItIsLostItIsLostItIsLostIAmLostDoNotFindMe is back! Crank up the music! Turn up that smile! Don't look away S̶t̶o̶p̶
==History==
Uh oh! What's what? You lost your trust in so called "normal liquids"? Afraid of a little non-denominational mutative element? Imagine all the unkindly fingers that have a hand in your community's water table. Imagine if THEY put THX-91-831-19 in your drink! Imagine if THEY repealed any attempts at a ban! How scary. THEY could make a castle out of what they hide from you.
Our recipe was invented with one goal in mind: To be used as a poison to exterminate small woodland rodents! <-----{WE MAKE NO SECRET OF THIS} HOWEVER............
After one of our employees accidentally confused it with his morning coffee, he noticed that it tasted sweet, and recommended for us to make into a beverage instead! He's dead now. Since then, we've added 20% more sghlurp corn! 
Q: We've removed the poisons from our beverages.
A: It's entirely possible.
You can trust us, because we aren't THEM. We are the fingers in our own water. That's why we know you can enjoy all 20 of our flavors, available at any retail abandoned vending machine:
1. Cherry
2. Orange
3. Banana
4. Mold
5. Leaky Faucet
6. Floor. (period)
7. Drain Cleaner
8. Lost Child
9. Acidic Spray
10. Bad nostalgia
11. Dirt
12. Mangled Car
13. Cunc
14. Not Cunc
15. Cherry Again
16. Eyeball
17. The Way She Left You
18. Vedic Wasp
19. Ice
20. Watermelon!!!
(RAT WATER: RUN INTO TRAFFIC!) >🐀🚗
OH YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE???? Check it: 21. Muffin Skin Dishwater Combo. 22. Raisin hide protein-water. 23. Sensation of The Rind. 24. Nightly Reminiscence. 25. Oops! All 𝒻𝓁𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓇𝑒. 26. Amalgamated Bratwurst. 27. Cool Egg Echoes. 28. Ranch House. 29. TOM!!!! Yes, we even have Tom's flavor. Don't be going around saying we don't have Tom's flavor. 
Secret 30 flavor (shh) 
== Secrecy ==
We don't make or suffer secrets. We know our fluids like we know our customers. ->YOUR<- life isn't ->YOUR<- fault - we forgive you!
==Site==
Ratwater is available at several locations only available at deadrat.com. If you live in a parallel dimension where deadrat.com has been replaced with "ratty.com", "raticator.com", "ratacious.com" or any variation thereof, you are lost and itislostitislost its lostits gone its gone you'll have people going around saying it's gone
== Trivia ==
* Ratwater may be the maker of The Final Fresca
* Ratwater's domain has been stolen multiple times from http://ratwater.com/ and https://www.raticator.com/ respectively.
*Ratwater does NOT go well with Badburger
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