Jailbreak (Rewrite)/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: March 20, 2010
Episode Copyrighted: 2009
This episode is rated TV-PG-D.
Episode opens at the city Jail.
French Narrator: The city Prison. Home of the worst of the worst and currently of that little miscreant Master Lox and Plankton. Otherwise known as number 6-5-5-3-2-1.
Fish Prison Guard #1: All inmates to A-level! All of the prisoners leave their cells. *taps on Master Lox and Plankton's cell* Come on number 6-5-5-3-2-1! Let's move it!
Lord Master Lox: *leaves my cell* Hey, shirt on!
Plankton: *leaves my cell* Yeah, yeah! Keep your shirt on!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Psst! Hey, James and Sheldon! i have a present for you
Plankton: SpongeBob!? A present? What?
Lord Master Lox: What are you talking about?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs told me to get you away from the Krusty Krab.
Plankton: What?!?! Get away from us!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah, stay away, SpongeNoob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *angrily walks away* Well, you will never go there!
Fish Prison Guard #1: Pipe down pipsqueak!
Slide transition to Plankton, Master Lox, Cellmates, Mrs. Loud, Lori, Leni, and Luan were being escorted by 4 policemen and the jail warden to their jail cell.
Jail Warden: Welcome to Royal Woods Jail ladies and cellmates, this is where you'll be until you'll bail money is collected.
Police Officer #3: So get used to your new "home" ladies and cellmates.
Police Officer #4: These will be your uniforms.
Plankton, Master Lox, Cellmates, Robloxian Criminals, Mrs. Loud, Lori, Leni and Luan were given prison uniforms, which were orange jumpsuits.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where are we?
Leni Loud: Orange is totes not my color!
Police Officer #3: Deal with it lady!
Once they got there, they were roughly pushed into their cell.
Police Officer #1: Get in there you criminals!
Police Officer #2: You're going to be in here for a long... long time!
Police Officer #4: And no communications to the outside world!
The 4th policeman confiscated Lori's phone, and she was about to attack him but the 2nd and 3rd policemen held her back.
Lori Loud: Gimme that back! I need to contact my Bobby Boo Boo Bear!
Police Officer #1: It's prison rules lady! No communications to the outside world... period!
Plankton: Hey, give it back!
The second policeman slammed the jail cell shut and the jail warden and the four policemen walked away!
Slide transition to the cafeteria.
Plankton: *puts my tray on the table* Phew…
Purple Cellmate: You gonna eat that?
Plankton: I'm not even sure what "that" is…
Purple Cellmate: Thanks! *ses his fork to eat some of Plankton's food*
Plankton: Wait a second! I didn't say you could-
Reggie: *takes Plankton's milk carton* You gonna drink that? Thanks!
Plankton: *grabs onto the milk carton* Hey! I need that! For my bones! *screams and falls onto his food*
Lord Master Lox: Did you hear that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Someone didn't finish their beans!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
Light Blue Cellmate: That's my beans.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh. well, enjoy! *walks off*
Lincoln Loud: Have fun! *walks off*
Plankton: *gets lifted up on the Light Blue Cellmate's spoon* Wait! Put me down!
Lord Master Lox: Hey, you put him down this instant!
Plankton: *gets carried over to the Light Blue Cellmate's mouth* Uh oh…*gets put in his mouth* You can't eat me! I'm Bikini Bottom's most evil genius!
Purple Cellmate: Hey! What did you say?
Plankton: *from inside the Light Blue Cellmate's mouth* I say I'm Plankton blast it!
Purple Cellmate: You ain't Plankton! *grabs onto the Light Blue Cellmate's shirt and Light Blue Cellmate swallows* We're all big fans of that maniacal little miscreant!
All of the other Cellmates start yelling and the Purple Cellmate shows the Light Blue Cellmate his tattoo of Plankton. Master Lox starts to run.
Lord Master Lox: What's going on?
Purple Cellmate: That's Plankton! And you don't look anything like him!
Plankton: *from the Light Blue Cellmate's stomach* Hey! I'm in here! I'm Plankton!
Purple Cellmate: Ok! That does it! Here comes the pain! *slowly is about to punch the Light Blue Cellmate with jet engine sound effects*
Plankton: Are we at the airport? *gets launched outside, lands on the wall, and a file hits me on the mouth and falls to the ground*
Robloxian Criminal #1: *points to Light Blue Cellmate* Hey, that's Plankton!
Robloxian Criminal #2: Let's get him!
The other cellmates and criminals begin beating up the Light Blue Cellmate.
Plankton: Ahem! Hey! Gather 'round fellow convicts! It is I the one and only Sheldon J. Plankton, evil genius!
Lord Master Lox: Criminals and Cellmates, 
Plankton's Cellmates: Gasp! It's him! It's him!
Plankton: Now let me get this straight, you low-lives respect me?
Purple Cellmate: Are you kidding? You're criminal royalty! Every crime you committed is more dangerous than the last!
Reggie: You're the worst guy in the joint! And that means you're the greatest in our twisted eyes!
Purple Cellmate: We'd do anything for you big guy!
Plankton: *laughs evilly* With this pack of criminals, I can steal the Secret Formula like that!
Lord Master Lox: You're right, Plankton. You can steal the formula.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *laughs evilly*
A silence filled the air for a few minutes until Lori spoke.
Lori Loud: I can't believe they've taken my phone from me!
Lori started crying a little and Leni was there to comfort her.
Leni Loud: I'm so sorry Lori, I'm sure Bobby will understand.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's okay, Leni. I'll tell her.
Luan Loud: He's right, and didn't you say that your love for each other can withstand everything?
It took Lori a few seconds to calm down and regain her composure...
Lori Loud: You're right, thanks.
Leni Loud: No problem Lori.
Luan Loud: It's what families do.
Mrs. Loud smiled as Lori embraced her two sisters...
And then they all turn to the camera.
Mrs. Loud: Hello fellow story writers and story readers, I'm sure you guys are wondering-
Lori Loud: Wondering what we're doing in jail.
Leni Loud: Well don't worry, we're going to tell you.
Luan Loud: It all started when we got to Mom's office...
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good idea.
Royal Woods Dentist Office Parking Lot
Rita parked the Van-zilla and she, Lori, Leni and Luan got out.
Rita Loud: Have fun at your gig Luna.
Luna Loud: Thanks Mom.
Rita Loud: And have fun at your game Lynn, I'm sorry I can't be there to see it.
Lynn Loud Jr.: It's okay Mom. I understand completely.
Lori Loud: Have fun you two.
Luna Loud: Same.
Lynn waved goodbye as Mr. Loud drove them away from the office.
Slide transition to outside.
Lord Master Lox: Ok gang! We need to bust out of this joint! Any thoughts?
Master Lox and Plankton's Cellmates begin thinking.
Light Blue Cellmate: We could wait for parole.
Brown Cellmate: We could ask them nicely.
Plankton: Yeah, I can see why you're still in jail. THINK, people! We need a plan!
Whale Cellmate: We could bust out of here in no time! If only we had some Chum!
Purple Cellmate: Yeah! Chum!
Light Blue Cellmate: That's what we need!
Plankton: Yeah! Good old chum. Say what now?
Whale Cellmate: Chum's amazing!
Brown Cellmate: That's why you're our hero!
Reggie: You're the creator of chum!
Plankton: Chum? What use is chum?
Purple Cellmate: It makes a great disguise!
Flashback to a Grab-it Mart.
Purple Cellmate: *takes out chum in a bucket and puts it on my face* It's working! It's twisting my appearance! *heads inside*
Cashier: AHHHH! What a hideous monster! *opens cash register and takes out a lot of money* Please take this money so I don't have to look at your disgusting features!
Purple Cellmate: *my face resembles Squidwards and even laughs like him*
The flashback ends.
Purple Cellmate: Yeah! Works great till, you know, they caught me.
Lord Master Lox: Have you ever tried eating it?
Purple Cellmate: Ah heavens no!
Light Blue Cellmate: You know what else chum is great for? Robbing banks!
Flashback to him sneaking to a Bank. He throws a bucket of chum inside and it explodes causing smoke to fog up the room. He then leaves with bags of money and the flashback ends. 
Light Blue Cellmate: Yeah! The stench of chum is unbearable!
Plankton: But have you tried it on a bun?
Light Blue Cellmate: No way brother, never! I like my tongue in one piece.
Whale Cellmate: Every crook in town uses chum.
Plankton: Really? Maybe we overlooked chum's hidden potential! Fellow ne'r-do-wells: If it's chum you want it's chum you shall have! Luckily, I happen to know the recipe!
Lord Master Lox: OKAY, IT'S TIME FOR A JAILBREAK!!!
All the rest of their Cellmates cheer.
Slide transition cuts inside the Dentist Office.
Mr. Krabs led everyone into his office.
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to my office. Please be careful of what you touch.
Lori Loud: Seems different from a doctor's office but whatever.
Suddenly, the lights started blinking.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What's happening?!
Lori was taking a selfie.
Luan Loud: Lori, it's your phone, because everything is using electricity here, it's shortening everything out, soon everything in the building will be out! Turn it off quick!
Lori quickly turned her phone off and the lights stopped blinking. The 5 heroes sighed in relief.
Mr. Krabs: Well I guess in order to avoid that again, you have to keep for the rest of the time you guys are here.
Lori Loud: I don't know if I'll be able to survive! My phone is literally my life!
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry Ms. Lori, I'm sure you will. I have to get to work but I'll be back soon okay.
Lori Loud: O-kay.
Lori hugged Mr. Krabs and he hugged her back. SpongeBob, Leni and Luan watched in silence at what they were seeing and soon they joined in the hug as well. After a few minutes, the five separated and Mr. Krabs left.
A silence filled the air for a few seconds, until Lori spoke.
Lori Loud: I don't know what to do without my phone. I'm practically useless without it!
Luan Loud: Well, we just have to do something to help keep your mind off it until Mom's done working.
Lori Loud: Yes, but what?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?
The three started thinking until they heard something. They looked toward the sound and saw Leni playing with the dentist equipment, specifically the cheek retractors.
Lori Loud: Leni, what are you doing?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *yells* LENI NO!
Luan Loud: That's not a toy.
Leni Loud: I know but with my-
Leni made a rainbow over her head.
Leni Loud: -imagination, it could be.
Luan Loud: Oh I see.
Lori Loud: You're kidding right?
Leni Loud: Nope, with my imagination I can be whatever I want. A pirate, football player-
Luan Loud: A comedian!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Luan, you're already a comedian.
Luan Loud: I know, but you can do anything with your-
Luan did the same rainbow move Leni did and a rainbow appeared over her head as well.
Luan Loud: Imagination.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Luan, that's my imagination!
Lori Loud: Are you guys trying to tell me that I have no imagination! I have more-
Lori did the same thing that her two sisters did but no rainbow appeared.
Lori Loud: Imagination, in one finger then you two have in your whole bodies!
Leni Loud: That's good, and now like, all you need to know is what to do with it.
Lori Loud: Well I, uh... okay I have nothing! But can you blame me, I haven't used my imagination in years.
Luan Loud: It's okay Lori, I believe we can help you with that... that is if you'll let us.
Lori Loud: Fine, indulge me with your imagination, you use your creative skills to imagine stuff with the things around you.
Luan Loud: That's right.
Leni Loud: Just imagine something with these doctor thingies.
SpongeBob SquarePants: There dentist tools Leni.
Leni Loud: Oh right.
Lori started thinking of what she could do with her imagination and after a few minutes came up with something.
Slide transition to Master Lox and Plankton's jail cell.
Lord Master Lox: Listen up reprobates! Plankton's chum requires specialized ingredients of the highest quality!
Light Blue Cellmate: Mr. Master Lox? *takes out a stinky sock* Does this meet your rigid, manufacturing standards?
Lord Master Lox: Hmm...you there! *points to the Purple Cellmate* Sniff this sock!
Purple Cellmate: *smells the sock and passes out*
Lord Master Lox: Yes...let us begin!
Plankton: Cultured fungus growth medium!
Light Blue Cellmate: Here you go boss! *puts the old sock in the toilet*
Lord Master Lox: Subtropical, vegetal matter!
Purple Cellmate: Eh, right here! *drops a banana peel in the toilet*
Lord Master Lox: Organic filler.
Reggie: Gotcha covered! *drops a bucket of trash into the toilet*
Plankton: Hey you!
Reggie: *walks over*
Plankton: *takes out a napkin* Blow.
Reggie: *blows on the napkin*
Lord Master Lox: Live bacterial culture. *puts the used napkin into the toilet* Now, to secure the containment vessel.
Plankton: *kicks the toilet lid close*
Lord Master Lox: Agitate primarily compounds!
Plankton: *flushes the toilet*
Lord Master Lox: And quality inspection!
A Cellmate opens the lid and the rest of the Cellmates are in awe by the creation.
Lord Master Lox: Ok boys! I think it's time we evacuated this institution!
Master Lox and Plankton's Cellmates: Huh?
Plankton: *sighs* IT'S TIME TO BREAK OUT OF PRISON, YOU DOPES!!!
Master Lox and Plankton's Cellmates: Oh…
SpongeBob SquarePants: A jailbreak!? I got to warn Mr. Krabs! *runs off*
Time card reading "A Few Minutes Later..."
French Narrator: A few minutes later...
Lori and Luan found a dentist laser and turned it on.
Luan Loud: Boss, we've finally found the weapon of ultimate power! *laughs criminally*
Lori Loud: Yes Embracer, after years and years of searching, it's finally paid off! *snickers manically*
Suddenly they heard footsteps behind them. They turned around to find that it was Leni, who had a pair of sunglasses on.
Leni Loud: Not so fast you two, let's dance… *pulls out a dentist hook and charges at the two, only for Lori to counter her with a dentist mirror which was knocked into the laser by accident and...
Time card reading "One Chain Reaction Later..."
French Narrator: One chain reaction later...
Long story short the dentist building was destroyed, Mr. Krabs lost his job, and Lori, Luan and Leni were arrested for destruction of property, endangerment of innocent lives and misuse of dental equipment and Mr. Krabs every single other worker there lost their jobs.
Screen cuts to the city jail...
Lori Loud: And that's the whole story in a nutshell.
Leni Loud: *remorseful* I'm guilty. We're in here... Mr. Krabs lost his job because of me! I lost my job!
Leni started to tear up but Lori spoke up!
Lori Loud: Leni! Stop that right now!
Leni wiped a few tears away as she listened to Lori. Lori grabbed Leni by the shoulders and embraced her!
Lori Loud: Leni, listen to me. Don't you ever say that! If anyone is here, it's me!
Leni Loud: What do you mean?
Lori Loud: I mean if I wasn't so obsessed with my phone, I wouldn't haven't gotten in touch with my imagination. You showed me how to use it! And I'm glad you did!
Leni embraced her older sister back! Luan smiled at the incredibly scene before them!
Slide transition to the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: *paints a dollar* Not bad. If only I could paint him smaller.
SpongeBob SquarePants: MR. KRABS!!!
Mr. Krabs: Ahhhhhhh! *messes art* I lost my job! What is it!?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Master Lox and Plankton are breaking out of jail tonight! And they're coming to the Krusty Krab with a bunch of criminals to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! *pants* What do we do?
Mr. Krabs: Tonight eh? That doesn't leave me much time! This is gonna be close, but we'll be ready for them!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I have to get them out of jail.
Slide transition cuts back to the city Prison.
Prison Guard #1: *walks over and sees the Purple Cellmate and Reggie* Woah-ho-oh there! Why are you two out of your cells?
Purple Cellmate: *holds a napkin* Reggie thinks this hankey smells like Kelp Berries!
Prison Guard #1: Oh he does, does he? I'll be the judge of that. *smells the napkin and passes out*
Purple Cellmate: *drags him inside*
Master Lox and Plankton and the rest of their Cellmates walk outside.
Plankton: Chum!
A Cellmate hands him chum.
Lord Master Lox: Detonator!
A Cellmate hands him a bar of soap with wires in it.
Plankton: Is this detonator made out of soap?
Whale Cellmate: I carved it myself!
Plankton: Launch me!
Whale Cellmate: *picks him up and launches him over to the other side of the jail wall*
Then he places the detonator on the wall and attempts to run away.
Prison Guard #2: Freeze Plankton! Hold it right there!
Plankton: *nears the detonator as it is about to go off* Uh oh…
The detonator explodes leaving a large crater on the wall.
Lord Master Lox: It worked!
Prison Guard #1: It's a jailbreak men! Quick! To the wall! Before they escape!
Prison Guards: Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
They begin plugging up the wall with their bodies. 
Prison Guards: Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Plankton: What in the name of electrolysis!?
Prison Guard #1: Nice try prisoners! But you'll never penetrate a wall of living guards! Let's round up those escaping miscreants! *tries to move* Oh dear! I cannot move! It appears we have become ensnared in our own defenses!
Mr. Krabs: Okay, boy we're inside the city Jail. You must save Lori, Leni and Luan.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Great idea, Mr. Krabs. *saves Lori, Leni and Luan.
Leni Loud: Thanks SpongeBob! You let us out!
Mr. Krabs: Come on, SpongeBob and girls! To the Krusty Krab!
Lori, Leni and Luan Loud: Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Mr. Krabs, Lori, Leni and Luan Loud: *leaves*
Lord Master Lox: Oh my god! That is a dilly of a pickle! Oh well, if you cannot escape through the back wall, I guess we have to leave through the front door!
He, Plankton and the rest of their Cellmates leave through the front gate.
Lord Master Lox: Quickly my fellow felons! FOLLOW ME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!
Their Cellmates all cheer.
Leni Loud: Oh guys! They're almost here!
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry Leni! We're ready for 'em!
Plankton: I gave you your freedom, now bring me the Krabby Patty Formula!
They all use the Whale Cellmate as a battering ram to bash at the door.
Master Lox and Plankton's Cellmates: Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
They break into the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: They got past me! *screams* Me restaurant!
Plankton: Yes! With my new gang of vicious convicts, you're no match for me now Krabs! Fellow jailbirds, bring me the Krabby Patty formula!
Whale Cellmate: Sorry boss. We've looked everywhere for it but we can't find it!
Lord Master Lox: Did you try looking in the safe?
Whale Cellmate: Oh. *pulls open the door to the safe*
Plankton: EUREKA! *laughs evilly*
Mr. Krabs: Plankton! Don't do it!
Plankton: Sorry Krabs! Nothing can stop me now! *attempts to get the "formula" but it is pulled up*
Policeman: Except the law! *exits the safe along with a bunch other policemen*
Lord Master Lox: What's happening!?
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob warned me you're planning a jailbreak so I took the precaution of hiding the entire Bikini Bottom Police Force in me safe!
Policeman: *taps Master Lox and Plankton with my baton* Come along, Master Lox and Plankton. It's back to jail for you!
Lord Master Lox: *groans* Hey! Watch where you're pointing that thing buster!
Policeman: *taps Master Lox and Plankton again* Just move along.
Mr. Krabs: Well, thanks to your hard work, the Krabby Patty recipe is safe!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And you win again!
The Krusty Krab breaks down.
Mr. Krabs: Yep! I'm a winner!
Leni Loud: Thanks, Mr. Krabs! *hugs SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Lori and Luan*
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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