Bad Ideas Are Bad

I don't know why you keep pitching me your dumbass ideas.
 My ideas aren't dumb. Who better than the people in the field, the ones using the gear telling you what they want and need out of the gear.
 Fine.
 Okay. So, like, stay with me. Think about it.
 Think about what?
 Give me a second. Okay, picture it. You're out in the field. You've got hostiles on your right and left.
 Yeah, so it's a Tuesday.
 You see an opportunity to run and slide into cover.
 Uh huh.
 But there's mud.
 Yeah. Summer in DC, lots of mud, got it.
 And you've only got one pair of pants.
 So, what do you want?
 What if your kneepads had quick deploy shin and hip guards?
 You want my sister to make kneepads that have quick deploy sliding shin and hip guards, so you don't have to wash mud of your pants?
 Yeah. Think how awesome that would be.
 Yeah. I'm not calling her for that.
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*Tom Clancy's The Division 2
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