Alpooh's Horrible Park: The Show

This is the 11th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach.
(Episode starts with Alpooh walking to Boxing Productions HQ)
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(Ding Dong!)
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WaterCandle: I’ll get it!
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Alpooh: Nice to see you again, I’m here to start my show now.
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WaterCandle: Ok, we’ll bring you to CalmStar.
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(CalmStar is playing on his Switch, when a creeper explodes on him)
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CalmStar: Aw man!
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WaterCandle: CalmStar, Alpooh is here again.
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CalmStar: That idiot?
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WaterCandle: No, the other one.
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CalmStar: Good. Let him in.
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(Alpooh walks up to CalmStar)
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Alpooh: Hello once again. I’d like to propose a show called: Alpooh’s Horrible Park.
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CalmStar: Is that a rip-off of Box Productions’ show?
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Alpooh: Indeed it is.
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CalmStar: Cool indeed. Now, is there anything else I get out of this?
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Alpooh (whispering): It will be able to control minds.
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CalmStar: Well I don’t know how that works, but alright. Let’s do it!
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Alpooh: ALPOOH!
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CalmStar: q
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(A montage plays of the show being made, with CalmStar often slacking off)
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CalmStar: Phew, I’m worn out. But it’s finally done!
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Alpooh: You barely did anything! Just, watch it.
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CalmStar: Alright.
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(Alpooh starts the episode, and the intro has a swirl in it)
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CalmStar: Wha-zzzzzzzzz
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Alpooh: It works! Now CalmStar, gimmie Boxing Productions.
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CalmStar: allrrighty, youz own it now-a.
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Alpooh: ALPOOH! ALPOOH! ALPOOH! Make sure to tell everyone it airs tonight.
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(Cut to Hoopla in his apartment)
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Hoopla: Ah, what a wonderful day. The birds are mooing, the cows are chirping, and absolutely no sign of- Alpooh?
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(He sees Alpooh walking down the street promoting his new show)
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Hoopla: What the heck?
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Alpooh: My new show is airing tonight! Don't miss it!
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Hoopla: Alpooh has his own show? How pathetic.
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Alpooh: And its name is Alpooh’s Horrible Park!
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Hoopla: That sounds awfully familiar…
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Alpooh: Only on Boxing Productions!
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Hoopla: Can he shut up already?
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Alpooh: Make sure to go on Twitter and message #ALPOOHISGREAT for a chance to be on the next episode!
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Hoopla: UGH! 
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(Hoopla sees a loose brick in his apartment, and pulls it out)
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Alpooh: Sounds like a lot of Alpooh to make over a TV show, right? WRONG! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN ALL OF FISH-KIND!
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Hoopla: Take this you annoying nitwit! (He throws the brick at Alpooh)
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Alpooh: Ow!
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(A crack starts to form in the bricks in his wall)
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Hoopla: I’m sure nothing bad will happen there, in like, two episodes.
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Alpooh: HOOPLA! STOP BEING WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WALL! I AM IN PAIN!
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Random Fish: Hey sir, are you alright?
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Alpooh: No, that son of a trident through a brick at me! (points to Hoopla) And it would really help if you checked out my show tonight.
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Hoopla: How about no. (Walks away)
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Alpooh: You will regret this, for I AM THE MIGHTY ALPO- (chokes on the food he ate earlier)
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Hoopla: o.
(episode ends)
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