Peashooter

The Peashooter is a species of green bois who shoots oversized peas at Zombies trying to break into your house and eat your brains in various forms. Peashooters are commonly found in the Cincinnati region because only Ohio has Zombies that eat plants and that joke is so unfunny.
Peashooters were popular home defense tools against criminals, but became super popular when Zombies vs Plants: We Don't Want Zombies On Our Lawn! came out in 1989, especially in China. People in China love ZvP to the point that PipCop Shames LTD made exclusive versions just for them! However these shames usually got shut down within a few years which is the equivalent of spitting in someone’s face acting like Winnie the Pooh from his horror movie from last year.
== Types of Peashooters ==
* Standard: Regular garden-variety Peashooter. Fires one pea and costs 100 sun.
* Repeater: Fires 2 peas instead of one for 200 sun! EPISK VINST!!! (EPIC WIN!!!)
* Snow Pea: Regular peashooter with one key difference. It's cold! How much? 175 sun.
* Threepeater: Move over repeater, Threepeater fires 3 peas at once across 3 LANES! ÄNNU MER EPISK VINN!!! (EVEN MORE EPIC WIN!!!) But only Elon Musk can afford it's 325 sun. However Threepeat is actually copyrighted so he’s been in legal trouble since 2009.
* Split Pea: Fires 1 pea from the front and 2 peas at the back. 125 sun sure is a steal alright!
* Gatling Pea: Fires 4 peas at once and is a serious Call of Ducky pro. 250 sun and must be planted over your repeaters.
* Pea Pod: You can plant up to five of these guys in here. 125 sun for one and 625 sun for all 5 of these boys!
* Fire Peashooter: Is the Pyro in Peashooter form.
* Commando Pea: Referred to as the PeaK-47 for a reason.
* Agent Pea: Rumor has it that James Bond shot a Peashooter and gave it a license to vanquish.
The crazy part of these plants that you'd have to be DEAD to think is fake is that they don't need growing time. Just dig up a spot and instant pea defense! Although keep in mind that the sun has power taken away from it which makes it turn dark for 5 seconds. Not enough to cause harm but it is what it is. Why this dumb logic? BECAUSE WE'RE CRAZY!!!!!!! Okay Crazy Dave, we get it. 
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