Miracle Night (Stardust Mix) - THE iDOLM@STER Platinum Stars

"Miracle Night (Stardust Mix) - THE iDOLM@STER Platinum Stars" is a high quality rip of the stardust mix of "Miracle Night" from THE iDOLM@STER Platinum Stars.
== Jokes ==
At 0:09, the advertised track is cutoff by a record scratch, which leads to a tongue-in-cheek bit of several people believing and wanting things to be JoJokes, with most complaining about the lack of rips featurng JoJokes due to titles being similar to references in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:
*At 0:09, someone complains about a rip of THE iDOLM@STER Platinum Stars not featuring a JoJoke, despite game title being similar to Star Platinum, with "Beardy Erm, Birdy" from played in the background.
*At 0:40, someone complains and gets frustrated about the rip "Muda Kingdom - Super Mario Land" not having any JoJoke in reference to the name matching "MUDA" said by DIO, with the rip playing in the background and an embed to the rip appearing.
*At 1:00, someone complains about a rip having "The World" in the title not having a reference to DIO and The World, as "Beardy Erm, Birdy" plays in the background.
*At 1:25, someone tells that they went to a library and thinking an altas with the cover including "The World" is a JoJoke.
*At 1:35, a conversation of two people is shown where one person thinks that "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen is a JoJoke due to being used in the anime as well as the name for Yoshikage Kira's stand, with a different person trying to correct them before they seem to heavily deny it.
*At 1:54, someone complains about the amount of anime rips and lack of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure rips on the channel, with them proclaiming it is a "MANime". At 2:13, the music switches to "An Ending" from right as the person gets more angry about how JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a "MANime", with the rip cutting out right as they begin to scream.
Additionally, there is no actual "Stardust Mix" version of "Miracle Night"; given the contents of the rip, the mix name is meant to reference JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. As well, the performer credit only has Jotaro Kujo, the main character of Stardust Crusaders, listed.
== Lyrics ==
Yo, what the fuck is this shit, man? 
SilvaGunner recently uploaded a video from the iDOLM@STER Platinum Stars. 
But... 
There's no JoJo joke in it. 
Like, what?! 
That's like the ultimate missed opportunity, dude! 
Platinum Stars! 
Star Platinum! 
Y'know? 
Jo- 
JoJo... 
Ora...! 
Oraoraoraoraoraoraora 
oraoraoraoraoraora 
Come on, man! 
Whe- Where's the JoJokes, man? Where's the JoJokes? 
Excuse me? 
Muda Kingdom? 
Like, from Super Mario Land? 
Like... 
Why doesn't he make a JoJoke? 
Where's the JoJokes!? 
I expected THIS joke, and you gave me THIS joke instead! 
What the fuck, man?! 
What the fuck?! 
You- Why are you doing this to me, man? 
*sexual frustration*
Yo, what the fuck is going on here, guys? 
Like, this rip has "The World" in the title... 
But... 
It's- i-it's not a JoJo joke and what gives? 
Where's Dio? 
Why is he- 
stopping 
the world!!!! 
where's the joke 
and wh 
the 
stopping time 
you cant move through time what gives?? 
What 
dtqwiitp 
dp 
Dude, I went to my local library today, and... 
I saw a world map, and it said "The World" on it. 
Like, JoJo reference much? 
Hah! 
Hahahaha! 
Haaahah! 
Another One Bites the Dust...? 
That's that song from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and that's that guy's stand! 
Hahaa! 
You're a JoJo fan, just like me! 
Eh, dude, like, I'm pretty sure that's like, a Queen song? 
hnngmmp 
JoJo...! 
Jooo 
Jo. 
Excuse me? 
What is this weaboo anime bullshit on this channel? 
I subscribed for good rips, not anime bullshit. 
Where's the JoJo openings? You gotta upload more JoJo. 
Because, 
JoJo isn't anime. 
It's MANime. 
You wouldn't understand, Dad. 
You wouldn't understa- 
IT'S 
MANIME 
IT'S FUCKING MANIME 
JOJO'S BIZARRE A
== Trivia ==
*This was the first rip to receive closed captions.
*The Bandcamp page includes a "Lyrics" section that contains the captions for the rip.
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