Sarge

Colonel Sarge (real name unknownAccording to Epsilon's memory, Sarge's real name is 57 syllables long, requires a Mandarin keyboard to spell, and the fifth letter is an emoji.) is one of the main protagonists of the Red vs. Blue series. He appeared in the 136th episode of Death Battle, Red VS Blue, where he and his teammates fought against the Blue Team.
==History==
Super Colonel Sarge is the leader of the Red Team stationed at Blood Gulch to unknowingly protect the Alpha A.I., as he was chosen for the position specifically due to his incompetence as a leader. Early in his career, Sarge enlisted himself into the United Nations Space Command and began dabbling in robotics, becoming an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper, during which Sarge developed a fear of heights from jumping out of ships from orbit. He was later jettisoned from the ODSTs after causing irreparable damage to his units' ship due to building the ship’s navigation A.I. a body. Sarge was then sent to lead the Red Team, locked in a seemingly never-ending fight to defeat the rivaling Blue Team, often with varying degrees of success and "interesting" strategies. Through many misadventures, Sarge somehow managed to turn this band of outcasts into true heroes and befriended their once sworn enemies… even if Sarge still finds new excuses to wage war on them.
==Death Battle Info==
===Red Team===
*Rank: Super Colonel
*Self-appointed medical officer 
===Equipment===
*M90 CAWS Shotgun
**Pump-action
**Feed: 12 rounds
*M6D Mangum 
**Magazine: 12 rounds 
**x2 magnifying scope
*M41 SPNKR Rocket Launcher
**Muzzle velocity: 40 m/s | 90 mph
**Weight: 10.8 kg | 24 lbs
*Type-25 Grenade Launcher
**AKA Grif Shot
**Feed: 6 grenades
*M12 Light Reconnaissance Vehicle (Warthog)
**Max speed: 125 km/hr | 78 mph
**M41 Vulcan anti-aircraft gun
**Rate of fire: 500 RPM
===Feats===
*Somehow burned down a water park
*Mapped out the Teleporter Nexus
*Outsmarted eon-aged artificial intelligence
*Survived a 50 megaton bomb
*Key figures in toppling Project Freelancer
*Sort of won Blood Gulch by technicality
*Defeated the Meta & the Zealots
==Cameo Appearances==
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|-|Meta VS Carolina=
Sarge appeared after the conclusion of Meta VS Carolina, where he was wondering who Wiz and Boomstick were and what they were doing in the Red Base. After having a short conversation with Boomstick, he slowly backed away and left after he realized that he may or may not be his son that he left behind to join the army.
|-|Macho Man VS Kool-Aid Man=
Sarge makes a small cameo at the end of Macho Man VS Kool-Aid Man, where he can be seen standing in the middle of the woods during the night right next to Mama Boomstick's squirrel-hunting bastion, overhearing Boomstick's laugh and thinking that it reminds him of something... maybe a son that he completely forgot about?
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==Quotes==
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|-|Meta VS Carolina=
*Hey! What in Sam Hill are you boys doing here, fraternizing with the blue devil and a-
*Who the hell are these dirtbags?
*Hehehe. Well, whaddaya know? Someone who has an eye for the finer things in life!
*Y'know, you remind me of someone. Almost like the son that I... never wanted.
*Huh. Well... how about that? Time to move along, I guess. Nothing to see here. Do-do-do do-di-do do-do~.
|-|Red VS Blue=
*Whoo, hah hah! Suck on that, blue!
*Great work for that fake weather report, boys! That's the kinda fake news I like!
*Grif, quit your staring and get to stepping! On the gas, pronto!
*In those caves, men! We'll have to hit them from behind, just like John Wayne would've done.
*Move over, numbnuts!
*Simmons, here's the plan, we're going to use the Warthog as a battering ram! Striking their rear engine, which will rupture and cause the tank to self-destruct in a glorious explosion!
*Yeehaw! That's a bigger cliff than I thought! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
*Dirty Blue! For the first time in history, you're exactly right. Today is a good day to die! Charge!!!!
*I never hit a lady. Good thing you're no lady!
*Huh. About time.
*This is it! This is what it's all about! Red versus Blue. Blood versus water, which is really just lifeless and tasteless waste of space blood. Destiny awaits! Today, the cerulean devil dies! ...Well... should've seen that coming.
*Blegh.
|-|Macho Man VS Kool-Aid Man=
*Wait a Davey Croc minute, that voice sounds familiar...
*Great Zeus's juices, did I have a... son?
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==Gallery==
===Appearance===
H5Sarge.png|3D model used in Death Battle
Sarge cameo 2.png|Cameo in Meta VS Carolina
Sarge cameo.png|Cameo in Macho Man VS Kool-Aid Man
===Arsenal and Abilities===
Magnum - Red VS Blue.png|Magnum
Red vs Blue - SMG.png|SMG
M90 MkI SG.png|Shotgun
Reds slow-mo car crash.png|Warthog
Warthog Wall Crash Revelation.png|Warthog Strategy
==Trivia==
*Sarge, his four teammates, and his five opponents are the 16th to 25th non-DC Warner character to appear, after Shang Tsung, Raiden, Lion-O, Shao Kahn, Sektor, Scorpion, The Meta, Agent Carolina, Sonya Blade, Sub-Zero, Samurai Jack, Ben Tennyson, Johnny Cage, Sindel, and Goro, and with the next seven being Steven Universe, Jason Voorhees, Scooby-Doo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Rick Sanchez, Wile E. Coyote, and Tom Cat.
**He and his four teammates are the 10th to 14th non-DC Warner character to lose, after Shang Tsung, Raiden, Lion-O, Sektor, The Meta, Ben Tennyson, Johnny Cage, Sindel, and Goro, and with the next two being Steven Universe and Rick Sanchez.
*Sarge, his four teammates, and his five opponents are the fifth to 14th Rooster Teeth characters to appear, after Yang Xiao Long, The Meta, Agent Carolina, and Weiss Schnee, and with the next two being Blake Belladonna and Ruby Rose.
**They are the third to 12th Red vs. Blue characters to appear, after The Meta and Agent Carolina.
***He and his four teammates are the second to sixth Red vs. Blue characters to lose, after The Meta.
**He and his four teammates are the third to seventh Rooster Teeth characters to lose, after The Meta and Weiss Schnee.
*Sarge, his four teammates, and two of his opponents are the ninth to 15th combatants to be voiced by one of their official voice actors, after J.A.R.V.I.S., Yang Xiao Long, The Meta, Agent Carolina, Epsilon, Twilight Sparkle, Weiss Schnee, and Zuko, and with the next one being The Doctor.
*Sarge is heavily implied to be Boomstick's father.
**In Meta VS Carolina, the two get along well, with Sarge saying Boomstick reminds him of the son he never wanted and Boomstick saying Sarge reminds him of the father he never had, who never came back after running away to join the Army.
**In Red VS Blue, Boomstick once again expressed fondness of Sarge, saying that "he seems like the kind of guy you could just have a catch with" and claims he has "big dad energy."
**In Macho Man VS Kool-Aid Man, it is once again implied that Sarge is Boomstick's father, as after Boomstick and his mother have a conversation where she tells him he doesn't need to worry about who his father is, Sarge makes a small appearance mentioning that he recognized Boomstick's voice, wondering to himself if he has a son.
**Boomstick made a cameo appearance in the Red vs. Blue spinoff series QvsA episode "Who Is The Best RvB Villain?," where he randomly calls Simmons and Grif and is heard tearfully calling Sarge the biggest villain of Red vs. Blue because he abandoned his child, implying Boomstick is now aware Sarge is his father.
==Notes==
==External Links==
*Sarge on Wikipedia
*Sarge on the Red vs. Blue Wiki
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