The Dastard

Step 1: find trollge by going on youtube and let him corrupt your mind
step 2: tear out your eyeballs and put oil in them
step 3: cut your neck and whisper stuff to yourself before you bleed out. 
these step's lead to the incident of "the dastard" let me explain the aftermath. 
He comes back to life as a demonic entity and then it cuts to a car and the person is recording and they turn there camera outside to look and they see shooting and hear people dying and then the dastard filps over the car, killing the guy. And then there's a EAS system saying "there is a unknown and unnamed entity that is in our area if you see him either run or go far away from him as possible if but he sees you the best case scenario is suicide. There is no weapon that could harm him nuclear or tech based weapons". 
and then it cuts to a man trying to upon a door but the dastard is already there glooming in the nightsky, he breaks into the house and catches the man grabbing on to his arm then he rips upon his body and covers the man's insides in oil. 5 days later: there is only 3 million people left in the USA. People around the earth are prepared for his attack.
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