Last Words

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) recently announced that, for the past three years, they jointly funded a project with two major US auto makers, Ford and Chevrolet, whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in all four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 10 seconds before a crash.
They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 63 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the states of Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, and Tennessee were different - where over 89 percent of final words were: "Hey ya'll, hold my beer and watch this!"
Category:Travel Humor
Category:Government Humor