Comp Interviews 2: Grain Grave

Made by: CompliensCreator00
This time, Comp interviews the Grave, which happens to be made of wheat!
Comp: Hello, Grain Grave!
Grain Grave: Wow, you don't look so great. You should see Heavenly Peach sometime soon.
Comp: Yeah, I know. I'm here to interview you.
Grain Grave: Wait, interview? You aren't a two-tai-
Comp: Yeah, I get that a lot... well... I got that twice, including your time.
Grain Grave: Oh... well continue on.
Comp: What do you do exactly?
Grain Grave: I bring back the dead!
Comp: Wait, aren't we supposed to be fighting zombies?
Grain Grave: No, no, no, I bring back PLANTS from the dead. Plants that work for you.
Comp: Is that why everyone recently has been scared of wheat and wheat by-products?
Grain Grave: Yeah, pretty much.
Zombie: (eats Magnifying Grass)
Comp: Well... now would be a nice time to show off your powers!
Grain Grave: I cant, it's not lunch hour yet.
Comp: Wait what?
Grain Grave: Sorry man, I only work on special occasions, usually ones with many zombies.
Comp: Great.
APPROXIMATELY 2 HOURS AND 46 MINUTES LATER...
Grain Grave: Alright, it's eleven now. Seems like a time to revive your buddy.
Magnifying Grass: (rises from ground) Oh, how it feels so nice to be alive- er... undead? Whatever.
Comp: Nice to see you again1
Magnifying Grass: You too!
Peashooter: Hey guys, how's it going?
Comp and Magnifying Grass: Who are you?
Peashooter: I was planted here a while back. Oh man, not lunch hour. Why did it have to be lunch hour?
Comp: What's so bad about lunch hour?
Grain Grave: For zombies, Lunch Hour means "Whoever gets your brain first for lunch wins"
Comp: Wait, what?
(huge hoard of zombies approaches over the horizon)
Comp: Good thing that in that spare time I collected a lot of sun!
Magnifying Grass: (Fires off all the sun, killing all but a Buckethead Zombie)
Comp: Oh man, thid can't be good!
Peashooter: LEAVE IT TO MEEEEE!~
(shoots zombie, only hearing peas clang against the bucket)
Peashooter: Alright, you guys run while I handle this guy.
(Peas continue to remain ineffective against Buckethead zombie)
Comp: Here, take this.  (hands peashooter plant food)
Peashooter: Aww yeah! (Eats plant food and kills buckethead)
Comp: Alright, let's go over and interview switchgrass!
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