Shenanigans: Episode 087

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==Recap==
It Bergshire, it is the morning of New Year's Eve, Shatterday. In Shenanigans, Gimp the pimp imp with a limp and Droopy are handing out their business cards. Gimp arranges with a male client (room 42) to have some half-elf companionship for the night, which ends up being a human woman with prosthetic ears with Sophia the Pimp/Matron at the Red Rooster.
Bessy the cow gets lead into Shenanigans to also celebrate the holiday. Desmond drunkenly asks the party to get a band to play during his speech tonight. The drunken Desmond however says Big Brass Booty instead of Big Brass Band. So Gimp gets some brass paint and Lizzy agrees to have her rear end painted. The paint however is just water with phantasmal force cast on it. Lizzy then asks Gimp to get a certain ring from the shrine of Reluna.
Droopy does into the backyard of Shenanigans and sees 4 other Kobolds, including a Kobold Shaman. Droopy joins the circle of Kobolds. The Kobold Shaman casts a spell and a 8-foot block of cheese appears, and the cheese animates with arms and legs into a golem. The kobolds other than Droopy then flee. Droopy casts "Spoil Food & Drink" on the Golem. Mold grows on the golem, but it is still animated. Droopy flees from the Golem into Shenanigans.
The Golem attacks a random cleric of Martha in Shenanigans and drags them outside. Zen casts levitate on the Cheese Golem then throws magic missiles at it. Zen then throws a molotov cocktail, but misses and lands in a nearby backyard. Droopy fights with a flameblade. The party defeat the cheese golem, but the cleric has died by the time the fight took.
Zen puts out the fire in the neighbor's yard. Gimp asks Zen to help obtain the ring. The two head off. At the shrine of Reluna, the Cleric of Reluna is running a kissing both. Gimp buys the ring and a kiss, Zen just buys a kiss. Gimp gives the cleric one of his business cards before leaving with Zen. It is sunset when Zen & Gimp get back. Grip gives the cock ring to Desmond. Zen sees someone passed out in the street so he puts a copper coin on each of his eyes as a prank.
Droopy starts a campfire outside, mixes some Hypnonix painkillers in with some shotglasses she has, as well as seasoning. Droopy then casts Dissension's Feast on the Drinks and Cheese. Droopy puts the cursed food onto a plate and leaves it on a table. Layla, Desmond's daughter, grabs some cheese and takes some of the shots. Zen then sees Cogwrench Hammerbench then spike the punch with some gnome dust.
Droopy then sees the fake dead person out front of Shenanigans that Zen put copper coins on his eyes. Droopy goes to the graveyard to dig 2 graves, dragging the unconscious man to the graveyard. Droopy unknowingly buries the man alive. 
While Droopy is away, Desmond says there is a problem. The party has run out of meat. Desmond suggests they kill Bessy at eat her. The party vote against it, and Zen agrees to go get a different cow, and buys it for 10 gold. Gimp goes order 40 pizzas from the ninja turtles from Episode 62.
Gimp manages to convince Desmond to give him a copy of the speak.
:Tell Big Story. Make emotional. Tell about love of family. Show off Roc Egg. Try not to cry. Drink.
The party change the speech to:
:Tell Big Story. Make emotional. Tell about love of family. Show off Roc Egg. Try not to cry. Drink a lot.
After given the altered copy of the speech to the drunken Desmond, Dissension's Feast goes off. One of the casters casts Web, which right away is caught on fire. Everyone in the tavern takes 3 points of damage.
A Cleric of Astair stands on a table and casts Zone of Truth to find out what happened. Droopy resists the spell. Layla drunkenly admits it was her web spell. Layla casts a spell at the Cleric of Astair, but a wild surge makes her and the cleric swap voices instead. Desmond knocks out the cleric for insulting his daughter.
Lizzy goes investigate who got her daughter drunk. A detect magic spell reveals the magical aura on Layla. Droopy blames the cheese golem in the backyard. Lizzy goes out the back to investigate. Gimp ties down Layla to a bed to make sure she doesn't cause more trouble, and she goes to sleep.
Some time later the party spot a tiny, 1 inch tall, elf, on the bar freaking out. The inch tall elf tells the party that Desmond accidentally swallowed their husband, Jeff. They live in their Mugs. Desmond drunkely refuses to throw up Jeff, saying it is the elf's fault for living in his mugs. Zen tries to get Desmond to throw up by saying "your mother-in-law in lingerie", but it just makes Desmond strangle Zen. Gimp gets some miniaturization potion from Borch and both Zen and Gimp shrink down, so they can save the mug elf from inside Desmond.
In the stomach Zen and Gimp find Geoff the Mug Elf. Zen casts web to block Desmond's esophagus. Desmond eats more pizza and starts choking. A cleric comes over and does a heimlich maneuver on Desmond, making him throw up everything, including the party and mug elf. Gimp almost goes down Droopy's mouth. The party eventually go back to normal size and then wash themselves off. 
Sheriff Muscles comes to Shenanigans and is here to arrest Desmond for breaking the noise ordinance. Gimp gives Sheriff Muscles some of the spiked punch. Droopy then casts silence on Sheriff Muscles to try to make him happy. Lizzy spots Droopy doing this and hands Droopy to the sheriff for punishment. The silence spell wears off after 10 minutes. Droopy and Desmond are dragged off to jail, but Droopy casts eternalness and the to just walk out. 5 minutes later Sheriff Muscles comes back to Shenanigans, very angry, and says that Droopy and Desmond will be in the Jail for a week now.
Lizzy goes off to spend time with Desmond at the Jail, and leaves Gimp and Zen in charge of the speech and lowering the magic mirror ball. Gimp is forced to write a real speech. Zen gets ready to cast fireball at midnight into the sky.
Near midnight Gimp stands on the bar and gives the speech, which goes over very well.
==Experience==
1000 exp each
* Gimp levels up his Thief Class to 2
** +1 HP
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