Professor Woodstock

== Academic and Professional Career ==
Professor Woodstock was hired to teach at Ilvermorny but took the wrong train and ended up at Hogwarts instead. Lacking the funds to return, she decided to stay at Hogwarts. No one, including herself, really knows if she actually teaches a class at Hogwarts, but she does wander into classrooms and lecture. Sometimes those classrooms are even occupied, causing a great deal of confusion for the students and professor alike.
== Personal Life ==
At one point she was accidentally changed into a giant orange by chronomancy.
She makes excellent brownies.
Had she chosen to teach in the Muggle world, Professor Woodstock would have put the ‘High’ in ‘High School’.
Professor Woodstock is the queen of oronyms, constantly mishearing and misinterpreting what she is told.
== Known Woodstock Oronyms and Verbal Mishaps ==
Ilvermorny
* Livermoaney
* Ilvermoney
Moopy
* The mop
* Marko
* Miguel
* Michelle
Tonberry
* Blueberry
Malekif
* Milk thief