Idiot Understanding/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 24, 2015
Episode Copyrighted: 2015
This episode is rated TV-PG-DL.
The story begins at Master Lox's Lair here Master Lox, Plankton, Pearl and Karen are arguing.
Pearl Master Lox: So tell me again tiny twerp, you need a babysitter for Spot and Miyduke so you can go and steal the formula?
Lord Master Lox: That may seem dull but hear me out, I got a plan! Karen?
Karen Plankton: What is it? Like I need to ask.
Plankton: I’m glad you asked! You see, Mr.Krabs is out of town for the weekend.
Karen Plankton: Yeah?
Plankton: So, why don’t I do a simulation of that for Spot and Miyduke.
Karen Plankton: What are you talking about?
Plankton: Spot never lets me go anywhere! He loves me so much! Did you notice?
Karen Plankton: No, I recorded it. *shows a montage of clips of Miyduke and Spot stopping Master Lox and Plankton from exiting the restaurant foiling dinner date plans with a female copepod,.. going to the gym to exercise,.. and even just going a few feet away to get mail from the mailbox.
Lord Master Lox: You honestly should get a life Pearl.
Pearl Master Lox: You’re right.
She gets divorce papers out.
Karen Plankton: Sign.
Lord Master Lox: Oh shut it already! Just find a babysitter so we can go to phase two!!
Karen Plankton: *gets out a telescope and looks outside for takers.
Miyduke and Spot: *shows up*
Spot: Bark! Bark!
Miyduke: *barks*
Lord Master Lox: Aw!
Plankton: There's my little cutie bear! Who's cute? Who's cute?!
Spot: Bark! Bark!
Karen: Plankton.
Lord Master Lox: Miyduke, hold on a second.
Miyduke: *grabs my legs and begins to whine*
Lord Master Lox: Relax! Relax! I’m not leaving the fortress.
He grabs out a bone.
Lord Mastar Lox: Who wants a bone?!
Miyduke: *barks*
Lord Master Lox: *throws the bone far away*
Miyduke: *runs to fetch it*
Lord Master Lox: *accidentally steps on Plankton*
Plankton: *screams* OUCH!
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, I'm so sorry! Are you okay!
Plankton: *angrily* Master Lox, do I look okay to you?! *starts yelling at Master Lox* DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU?!
Lord Master Lox: Okay okay okay! I'm sorry! I won't step on you ever again, Plankton!
Plankton: Okay, Master Lox. *to Karen* Who'd you get?
Karen Plankton: There is Mrs. Puff out there just waiting for the bus.
Lord Master Lox: Nah, too fat, she might crush Miyduke and Spot if she puffs up, which she does 90% of the day.
Karen Plankton: That is very se..
Lord Master Lox: Keep looking!
Pearl Master Lox: Dolt……. Uh… how about Mermaid Man.
Mermaid Man is shown outside licking ice cream and then his belly blows into a hole like it did before. The Dirty Bubble, who gave it, laughs but then floats away once Mermaid Man gives chase.
Plankton: Too old…. and too senile.
Suddenly the tiny jerk and the W.I.F.E hear a sound outside.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *looks out the window to find SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Clyde, Gumball and Darwin playing video game*
Lord Master Lox: Perfect!
Pearl Master Lox: You can’t be serious.
They walk out to greet them.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Hi!
Patrick Star: *gets startled thinking it is a sea spider for some reason* Aaah! A sea spider that can walk and talk! *begins assaulting Master Lox and Plankton with my video game until SpongeBob, Lincoln, Clyde, Gumball, Darwin, Pearl and Karen stop it*
Plankton: It's just me! You dumb sack of seahorse poop! CURSE YOU!!!
Darwin Watterson: *runs up to Gumball* Dude, look. I learned how to wiggle my ears. Check it out! *Stands still, squinting* Is it happening? Are they wiggling?
Gumball Watterson: *walks out the door*
Darwin Watterson: Wha– Wait a second! I jus- I just had it! You gotta see!
Gumball Watterson: Uh, yeah. *describes something with my hands*
Darwin Watterson: What do you mean you wanna buy a new pair of fruit bikinis but you're not sure if the milk is off?
Gumball Watterson: What?
Darwin Watterson: That's what you just described with your hands.
Gumball Watterson: Ok. First, you don't have ears. And secondly, this is what people do when they wanna get out of a conversation without being mean.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Ah, what ya look at that vanzilla! *whistles*
Darwin Watterson: Well I think it's a little bit confusing. *points to Lynn Sr.* That's his dad.
Gumball Watterson: How is this remotely confusing? *repeats my earlier gestures* "I'm late, I gotta go, I gotta hurry, I might call you but I definitely won't."
Richard Watterson: *crashes at a street light into vanzilla* 
Lynn Loud Sr.: Dang it! My vanzilla!
Gumball Watterson: Dad?! What are you doing?!
Richard Watterson: It's your fault. *repeats Gumball's gestures* You said go back, and keep going, and I'll call you when you get too close to the lamppost, which I thought was a bit weird.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Yeah!
Lincoln Loud: See, Gumball. You said go back, and keep going.
Darwin Watterson: See, dude. Those signals are pretty easy to misinterpret.
Gumball Watterson: Fine, interpret this. *describes something with my hands then runs away*
Richard Watterson: What? You bought a timeshare in a lighthouse with watermelon paper?
Gumball Watterson: *growls offscreen*
Richard Watterson: Maybe, Gumball's gone!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh hey Plankton!
Patrick Star: Hey Mr. Green Midget!
Lincoln Loud: Hey Master Lox!
Clyde McBride: Hey Mr. Black Midget! It's Dr. Lopez here!
Plankton: *takes out a laser ray* I’ll green midget you!
Karen Plankton: Plankton.
Plankton: What?!! Wait…. oh right…. I got an activity you guys feather brains can do, even with your low IQ.
Darwin Watterson: Oooh!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Activity?!!
Patrick Star and Clyde McBride: Really?!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Darwin, Richard Watterson, Lincoln, Lynn Loud Sr. and Clyde McBride: TELL USSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Lord Master Lox: Can it you damn idiots!!!! Calmly… I want you to just babysit our pet Amoeba and Skeleton dog, Miyduke and Spot!
Miyduke and Spot: *shows up finally having fetched the bone after taking a long time to do it*
Miyduke: *barks*
Spot: Bark!
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Spot! Hey Miyduke!
Patrick Star: Is he a jelly bean?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No! And no!!!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Absolutely not. He is not a jelly bean.
Plankton: Stay away from my pet you food vacuum cleaner!! *begins punching Patrick which has no effect*
He gets tired out
Patrick Star: So, you don’t want him to babysat?
Plankton: I do!
Patrick Star: But you told me to stay away from him!
Plankton: No I didn’t! HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MY INTELLECT?!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: PLANKTON! How about you go over how Spot is babysat instead. And Miyduke.
Plankton: *sighs*
Lord Master Lox: Gladly!
Plankton hisses at Patrick a bit making him whimper.
Slide transition cuts through Journey to the Mall. Gumball is running down the street.
Banana Joe: Hey man, wanna hang out?
Gumball Watterson: *tops running* Hey Joe. I'm sorry, I really can't talk right now.
Banana Joe: *sings* Should we just sing instead?
Gumball Watterson: Dude, I didn't have time for this. I really gotta go.
Banana Joe: Number one or number two? *wiggles my eyebrows*
Gumball Watterson: What? Eww, no. Look, I don't wanna be rude but I need to leave. Follow me?
Banana Joe: Got it.
Gumball Watterson: *walks slowly past Joe, realizing he is following me* What are you doing?!
Banana Joe: What? You said "follow me". I thought we were going for a walk and talk.
Gumball Watterson: Dude, I don't have time to talk! Am I clear?!
Banana Joe: *zips his mouth and winks at Gumball*
Gumball Watterson: *starts walking again*
Banana Joe: *walks after him*
Gumball Watterson: No! Just me walking. For you, there's no walking and no talking! Alright?!
Banana Joe: *nods*
Gumball Watterson: *starts walking*
Banana Joe is somehow following him without moving his legs.
Gumball Watterson: That was a- uh. Actually that was too impressive for me to be mad. But I'm gonna be as specific as I possibly can. You stay here and don't do anything. I will go to the mall, and see you later. Okay?
Banana Joe: *inhales and salutes in agreement*
Gumball Watterson: *starts running away*
Banana Joe: *starts turning purple due to the lack of oxygen*
Gumball Watterson: *runs back to Banana Joe* You can breathe though.
Banana Joe: *exhales*
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Plankton, Master Lox, Darwin, Richard, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Clyde, Miyduke and Spot then enter the Chum Bucket.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Here we are, The Chum Bucket.
Pearl Master Lox: This is so going to go south.
Pearl and Karen then enters.
Lord Master Lox: Okay listen up Lincoln, Miyduke must have fat free amoeba treats only! Otherwise, he will get fat!
Lincoln Loud: Fat free? Oh I get it! I have those for Gary as well. It's for Charles.
Lord Master Lox: Snails can’t get fat. Pets can't get fat either.
Lincoln Loud: No, they can. SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *shows a picture of a fat Gary*
Plankton: Oh my god, I mean stay on track, Plankton! Stay on track! Now, the next thing you need to commit to Spot is to play fetch every 24 minutes!
Patrick Star: Ha! You said 24!
Clyde McBride: Jinxed!
Richard Watterson: I know it, it's fat free!
Lord Master Lox: Fat free?!
Plankton: You want 24 punches while you’re at it?!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: What else, Plankton?
Plankton: Anyways, those are the basics, although I recommend that you take Spot for some walks as well. Okay, I gotta go.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where?
Plankton: Business…
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay see ya!
Lord Master Lox: Damn kid. This is all so stupid. So stupid. Stupid kid.
Plankton: *growls*
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *leaves*
Miyduke and Spot: *begins to whimper*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well Miyduke and Spot, it is just you two, me, Patrick, Karen, Pearl, Darwin, Richard, Lincoln, his dad and Clyde and…
Miyduke and Spot: ignores him and begins pawing at the doors wanting our owners to return*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh how cute!
Karen Plankton: I know right!
Patrick Star: I can do better than that! *gets on all heroes and stations next to Miyduke and Spot, pawing at the door as well.
Pearl Master Lox: That's disturbing.
SpongeBob SquarePants: So uh, what do I do first again Karen?
Karen Plankton: Feed them treats.
Lincoln Loud: With fat right?
Karen Plankton: N..
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gets out custard, safe for Amoebas*
He can also make them fat.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Spot?!!
Spot: *briefly turns smelling the scent and manages to finally be distracted from Plankton's absence and now paws at SpongeBob wanting the custard* Bark! Bark!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *feeds him the whole canister*
Spot: *devours it*
Pearl Master Lox: *gets concerned* I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
Lincoln Loud: But Plankton said to feed him fat treats!
Richard Watterson: No you simpleton, he said fat free treats,.. Spot already gained 10 pounds!! Like Miyduke!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks down at Spot, who has gotten a bit bigger* Oh my.
Miyduke: *barks*
Lynn Loud Sr.: You're huge, Spot! Charles gets fat anyways.
Screen shows Charles is fat.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well, he is really fat. And huge.
Richard Watterson: *sighs*
Screen cuts to show a group of Shape People walking around. One of them is holding a map, they seem to be lost. Gumball runs straight into the map.
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *high pitched noise*
Gumball Watterson: *reluctantly* Okay, where do you wanna get to?
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *drawn out noisez
Gumball Watterson: Alright, so take a right, then continue for a block, and it's on the left after the town hall. Got it?
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *in shape language* Did you say left or right?
Gumball Watterson: *mouth turns into a square as he speaks mechanically* Take a right, continue for a block.
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *nods*
Gumball Watterson: *keeps giving them directions but it sounds like an insult in their language* And it's on the left after the town hall. *subtitled, "Your wife looks like a moose, and your ugly child smells like the carpet at a fondue restaurant."* Okay. I'm late for my date, so good luck. *subtitled, "If you weren't such an anaemic chicken, you would defend their honor.", thumbs up, running away*
Suspense music is playing.
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *angry noises*
Suspense music ends. Meanwhile… Plankton is at the back of the Krusty Krab with a grappling hook, a grenade and a bottle opener.
Plankton: Okay, so all I have to do is to use this grappling hook to fire up to the roof. Then I go down the chimney like Santa Claus, WITHOUT THE HO-HO's. Then, I will grab a kitchen tool to shatter the window of the second entrance to Krabs’ office. Then I will activate the grenade to blow open the safe. I collect the formula, bring it back home and then use my bottle opener to open it and be a WINNER! IT’S FOOLPROOF!!
Plankton then activates his grappling hook but he puts it on the wrong way and is sent crashing into the sign instead and then sent back to the ground with full force. Elsewhere at The Chum Bucket, 24 minutes have passed, Patrick continues to paw at the door being the dimwit he is and SpongeBob reviews a babysitting plan Karen had given him. Spot then comes up with a bone in mouth and paws at SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why does he have a bone in his mouth?
Pearl Master Lox: Fetch! He likes to play fetch every 24 minutes. Where's Leni anyway?
Leni is washing dishes.
Leni Loud: *washes dishes and smiles* Hey guys!
Spot: Bark! Bark!
Patrick Star: Bark! Bark!
Miyduke: *barks*
Lincoln Loud: Well okay then… *grabs the bone* Who wants the bone?! Who wants the bone?!
Spot: Bark! Bark!
Miyduke: 
Leni Loud: A bone!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni no!
Leni Loud: *leaps catching the bone with my mouth and chews on it*
This infuriates Spot and Miyduke.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no!
Spot: *growls very angrily and then begins attacking Leni ruthlessly, then recollects the bone and the camera shows Leni, dazed in confusion and with several claw marks everywhere.
Spot is a tough puppy.
Leni Loud: That is one tough jelly bean… *passes out*
Patrick Star: Aw, fishpaste.
Karen Plankton: I’ll get the water.
Pearl Master Lox: I got it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Water underwater?
Screen cuts to the Mall, they are interrupted again, this time by Ed from earlier. He strikes poses while threatening Gumball.
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *in my language* You dishonored my family! You mocked my language, and questioned my courage, and you showed me your thumbs, which is culturally insensitive to my people, so now I will crush you!
Gumball Watterson: What?
As Ed runs to Gumball, he is knocked over by Richard's car.
Richard Watterson: Sorry son, I don't have time to buy that fruit for you! Your mother said I had to drive the car to the mall.
Gumball Watterson: No dad, it was the other way around.
Richard Watterson: Oh, right. People are being so confusing today.
Gumball Watterson: I know, right?
Richard Watterson: *tussles Gumball's head and drives off*
Gumball Watterson: *shrugs*
When he is about to walk back to the diner.
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *comes back and gets hit by the car again*
He now holds on to the windshield.
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *angry noises*
Richard Watterson: The museum? *laughs* Yeah, I can take you there!
Ed from The Amazing World of Gumball: *happy noises*
Lynn Loud Sr.: Hey Richard.
Richard Watterson: Hey Lynn. I'll take you.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Okay, I'm going in the car. Now drive, Richard. Drive.
Richard Watterson: *drives the car*
Slide transition cuts to The Krusty Krab.
Plankton: *finishes crawling up top to the chimney extremely out of breath*
He then loses his balance and falls through the ashy structure.
Plankton: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! *lands onto the Kitchen floor with a thud*
After kneeling in pain for a couple of moments.
Plankton: *searches the Kitchen for a sharp object* A big Kitchen and you can’t even find one sharp weapon!
After some searching, he gives up and impulsively grabs a frying pan and then crawls up to Mr. Krabs’ office window on the door that connects his office and SpongeBob's kitchen.
Plankton: Suck this Krabs! *pounds the frying pan against the glass porthole but the pan breaks instead* HOW?!!!
Plankton is then electrocuted by the glass since it has a circuit system in it somehow… I don’t know why.
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, where are you?
Plankton: I'm at the big kitchen, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: How are we gonna go somewhere?
Plankton: I'm stuck here. Hear me. STUCK!
Continuing at the Chum Bucket.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, we fed him food and played “fetch.” What next, Karen?
Karen Plankton: Master Lox and Plankton did recommend that we take Miyduke Spot for a walk.
Patrick Star: He did?
Miyduke and Spot: *shows up with a leash on already, ready for his walk.
Miyduke: *barks
Spot: Bark! Bark!
Patrick Star: He did.
Leni Loud: He totes did.
Lincoln Loud: Hey Leni, can you get my coat?
Leni Loud: But it's scorching out.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, I need it to dry. I soaked up the water that woke you up to stay hydrated but it just made me soggy instead.
Leni Loud: I totes guess so. *hands him the coat*
SpongeBob SquarePants: This has barnacle chips all over it.
Karen Plankton: Can you just accept the stupid jacket so we can take Spot for a walk.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay.
Pearl Master Lox: Let's go then.
Patrick Star: I hate walking!
Darwin Watterson: Man, it's cold and freezing!
SpongeBob, Karen, Spot and Patrick exit the Chum Bucket and begin walking until Spot picks up a scent and then maneuvers to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Does he want a Krabby Patty?
Karen Plankton: No… drat… knew this would happen.
Leni Loud (Blue Skin): *feels cold and screams* Ahhh! I-I'm C-cold! I'M SO C-COLD!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Here, I'll let you in to stay warm. *carries Leni to The Krusty Krab*
Leni Loud: *my skins turns back to normal* That's better!
A confused SpongeBob heads over to the Krusty Krab with Miyduke and Spot.
Pearl Master Lox, Karen Plankton, Lincoln Loud and Patrick Star: *follows in pursuit*
Gumball, Darwin, Richard Watterson, Lynn Loud Sr. and Clyde McBride: We're back!
Leni Loud: *excited* Dad! *hugs Lynn Sr.*
Lynn Loud Sr.: I'm so glad to be at The Krusty Krab!
Master Lox and Plankton: *decides to shimmy underneath the office door eventually makes it and then unlocks it*
They walk into the Kitchen, grabs the grenade and then reenters heading to the safe.
Lord Master Lox: Ugh, can you work grenade?!
Plankton: *prepares to pull the pin*
SpongeBob SquarePants, and Spot burst in*
Miyduke and Spot: *breaks free of his leash and jumps into Master Lox and Plankton's arms licking him on the face constantly*
Plankton: Aaah Spot, what are you… hey, hey, stop, stop! That tickles!
Lord Master Lox: Miyduke, hey hey hey! *angrily* STOP, STOP STOP! STOP IT! GET OFF!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Plankton!
SpongeBob then notices the grenade by the safe and realizes that Plankton told him to babysit just so he can steal the formula.
SpongeBob SquarePants: HEY PLANKTON!!
Plankton: Noob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Was babysitting Spot just meant to be a distraction so you can steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?!
Plankton: Aaah no uh…. actually you know what, I’ll be honest, YES, this formula should’ve been mine years ago! I NEED TO STEAL IT!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Just like how you stole away Spot's care.
Before Plankton could pull the pin, he overhears.
Plankton: Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants: You are that willing to neglect your own pet, even your W.I.F.E, just to steal a stupid piece of paper? That is so wrong!
Plankton: How’d you know?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Being a pet owner myself, I know all the rules in the book Plankton, now answer me this, do you?
Plankton: No
SpongeBob SquarePants: Should you?
Plankton: *takes a look at Spot who stares at me with an innocent look on his face*
Plankton is touched, very surprising.
Plankton: Yes… *hops down*
Spot: *continues to lick him*
SpongeBob SquarePants: I’d knew even you would see fit.
Lord Master Lox: Suppose you are right this time SpongeNoob. Well hey! At least no explosions!
Patrick Star: Explosions what now? *pulls the grenade pin*
Miyduke and Spot are alarmed.
Screen cuts to Master Lox's Lair.
Miyduke: *runs away to Master Lox's Lair at the speed of light sensing the danger*
Screen cuts to the Chum Bucket.
Spot: *runs away to the Chum Bucket at the speed of light sensing the danger*
Screen cuts back to the Krusty Krab.
Karen Plankton: grabs Plankton* RUN!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lord Master Lox, Pearl Master Lox, Plankton, Karen Plankton, Gumball, Darwin, Richard Watterson, Lincoln, Leni, Lynn Loud Sr., Clyde McBride and Patrick Star: *runs away from the Krusty Krab and makes it across the street just in time as the restaurant explodes*
Mr. Krabs, who has returned from vacation, witnesses it as he is about to drive by.
Mr. Krabs: What the flim flam?!
Plankton: Ooopsie.
Lord Master Lox: Aw, bummers.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You’re on your own. *leaves*
Since he is very scared of Mr. Krabs.
Patrick Star: *decides to go to the bus stop*
Karen Plankton: *gets out my video camera to film*
Mr. Krabs: Oh you've done it this time Master Lox and Plankton! Come here!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: AAAAH! *runs away but first kicks Patrick in the foot*
Since he hates them and then books it as Krabs continues to give chase.
Patrick Star: OWIE!
Screen cuts in black.
Leni Loud: *appears on the screen and shrugs* Well, that's the end of the episode.
It says "THE END". Episode ends.
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