Antz the alternate version

This is why I can't ever forget one of them, an alternate ending of antz. It started when I was watching SpongeBob. You have to swear an oath. I was watching Goo Goo gas where plankton turned everyone into babies even though he originally thought turning Eugene Krabs into his mother. Well enough about SpongeBob. Do you want to hear about antz? 
I decided to look at my DVD collection to see what I can watch and then I saw Antz on the shelf and I was excited. I watched the movie. The movie starts normally until 45 minutes later. Something very strange happened. There was a scene where the general hit Weaver but instead of two times he hit like seven or eight times and that was even more funnier than before. 
Weaver says "I ain't telling you nothing" the general smacks him again like he was nothing and then he tells him to cut his girlfriend with a claw and the general said "you won't be able to cut her" 
The general decides to eat a yak. Which is disgusting. Weaver went out over and over and over again. 
The general told Weaver that he isn't important and that made Weaver ask him out which the general said “yes”. The general decides to make love, which was disgusting, when Facebook notified me on my phone about Candy crush. 5 minutes later after that making love scene the general goes to the colony and explains that they're making a new hole. 
The general said "let's be strong and have a new beginning" which then broke into a big hole and then it filled it back up again and then it broke off again and went on like this for like 15 minutes. Look I have Candy crush to play while waiting which then it gets to an ant named Cutter which offender that's what you meant by cut you meant by Cutter as in his friend Cutter who pushed the general over and he was saying "why are you doing that you stupid maggot you Magic maggot" which cuts to the general and Z falling down sadly the general land on a hard wooden surface.
Z landed on the water. The general told everybody that this is what the princess' command was to bring up a new colony; however some of the ants started farting so loud but it kind of cracked me up and see this is a fire joke. I mean a fart joke the ants keep farting at him and he called most of them a maggot because of how they show that they're stupid would you come to surprise that Weaver remembers instantopia which then the general heard this and decided to slap him and he said insectopia again and he slapped him again and then after that he kept slapping him like five more times. 
The general said “what the hell” when he saw it was Z he said he got down there and then stepped on him and then he fell down which knocked all the ants out and sadly all the ants died. Weaver's wife was choked to death from the water and that's where the movie ends which I was shocked.
When I remembered if you don't know this I'm crying right now in bed and can't get over it and now I watching Fox News and now I have to check if the Simpsons and Bob's burgers were on? I wish you guys look for the Antz on Blu-ray and don't buy the DVD like I did.