Phil's Digestive Distress Button

This is a yellow noisemaking and talking toy push-button with "D2" on it from Comedy Time; it was made from 2011-2016 by 4Kidz Inc. and features the voice of Phil from Comedy Time himself (as voiced by Brandon O'Dell.)
== Fart Comedy Routines ==
=== Pull My Finger If You Dare! ===
Hide the Digestive Distress Button behind your back in the palm of your hand, then walk up to a friend, stick out your pointer finger and say, "I dare you (or double/triple/quadruple/quintuple) dare you to pull my finger!" Depending on the intensity of the dare, your friend must pull your finger once, twice, 3 times, 4 times or even five times (not in a row.) For every pull, activate the Digestive Distress button that many times; also, lip-sync the wisecracks Phil provides.
More routines TBC!
== The Farting Noises and Fun Wisecracks ==
# ("Silent getaway" fart) TBA
# ("Milky" fart) Lactose gets me all the time!
# ("Wasn't me" fart) It's not me, but are you farting?
# ("Crybaby" fart) Shhh-don't wake the sleepy babies!
# ("Whiny whinger" fart) TBA
# ("Complainer" fart) TBA
# ("Truth teller" fart) TBA
# ("Culinary Ripsnorter" fart) Oops, I think I had too many beans for lunch!
# ("Bee buzzer" fart) TBA
# ("Piano bench squeaker" fart) TBA
# ("Squeaky rocking chair" fart) TBA
# ("Thunder-Roller" fart) TBA
# (Incredibly loud fart) TBA
# (Incredibly long fart) TBA
# (Incredibly juicy fart) TBA
# (Incredibly dry fart) TBA
# (Incredibly rotten fart) TBA