Skyrim

== The Elder Scrolls V: Gheyrim is the fifth game in the The Elder Scrolls series, and is the butt of many elitist jokes within the TES community. ==
Skyrim takes place in the land of snow and vikings, and has you murder innocent winged reptiles in the pursuit of yelling very angry words of power.
POSITIVE ADDITIONS:
-NPC's don't look like mentally challenged French people anymore.
-Combat is enjoyable for once. Gone are the days of flaying your arms around like wet spaghetti. 
-Levelling is not broken for once. I can actually explore dungeons at high levels without feeling violated.
-Shandification is now much more present unlike in Oblivion, which is refreshing to see. Now I know where people poop...
NEGATIVE ADDITIONS
-Nazeem
== Main story ==
# Im captured for a misunderstanding.
# Bout to be beheaded.
# OMG!!?!?!??!?! Red Eyes Black Dragon!?!?!?!?!?
# Escape because of dragon along with a fren.
# Fren tells me to meet his sister.
# Sister tells me to meet chieftan of town.
# Town tells me to get ancient stone to wizard.
# Wizard has ancient stone from me and then I get sent to tower bcuz dragon.
# Dragon is there.
# I kill him.
# I Suck soul out.
# Then a bunch of testicle-cutten-off monks shout at me at 3581372513825707 Decibels, telling me to visit them.
# I visit them, they tell me to austically scream at ghosts.
# They tell me to fetch a horn.
# Horn is not at the location.
# Meet girl at riverwood.
# Get horn.
# Girl tells me thalmor are the reason of dragon, why? Cuz fuck the thalmor.
# Not the thalmor but found location of the friend of the girl.
# Get friend of the girl to the girl.
# We visit ancient ruin together.
# That was it.
# I visit the monks.
# Give horn which I got from the girl.
# They teach me magic autistic screaming.
# I tell them I need a magic autistic scream to banish red-eyes-black-dragon because turns out he's about to devour za worldo.
# They don't know this scream, so they sent me to their mentor, partysnacks.
# Partysnacks told me he doesn't know but he knows of a scroll that knows.
# Scroll can be found at hogwarts.
# Enter hogwarts.
# Hogwarts says scroll can be found at scroll-magician.
# Enter scroll-magician cave.
# Scroll-magician says its in a dwemer cave.
# Enter dwemer cave, find it.
# I go back to Partysnacks and used the scroll.
# I learn shout.
# Alduin came (not in that way.)
# We fought.
# I won using shout.
# He fucked off to nordic afterlife to gain power.
# I have to fix beef with empires to get a dragon to fly me to nordic afterlife, i fixed beef afterward.
# I see a dragon who is stuck in a washing machine that told me: Help me step-dovahkiin.
# I help dragon, dragon brought me to nordic afterlife.
# Meet autistic-screaming-magicians who fight with me against red-eyes-black-dragon.
# I fight with them against red-eyes-black-dragon.
# I win.
# End of story.
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