Diet Water

Diet Water is a type of Water made for weight loss. Which was super funny since one time they made this for Eric Cartman in one South Park episode so that he is no longer fat, smelly and ugly.
== Invention ==
This type of water was a type of drink made by a nerdy crazy guy Purzckijv Ferere in Poland at 1876 in the UnWorld in the UnUnited Kingdom. Purzckijv got hate because of this and diet water was ALL given to N00bs. The N00bs enjoyed it very much and helped Purzckijv make it rise. The Ferere parents 'n siblings were proud, as I mean, VERY proud!
==What is diet water?==
Diet water is a disgusting product made by the people that run the Diet Water Store and most people that like it suck. It is made out of water and diet and is commonly drank by Beanoid and N00bs. It is unlegally produced by the Unlegal Diet Water Production Guy in his secret hideout which is for some reason right next to the diet water store. It is sold only by the diet water store and it also spoils very easily as in 2 days it’s done. And that is only one of the reasons people don't like it and let’s not forget it tastes like UnAmerican Cheese which is more skunk’s ass extract than it is cheese.
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