オノマトペテン師 (Onomatopeten-Shi)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
丼つくづく丼つくづくパン舌 	don tsukudzuku don tsukudzuku pan 	Don tsuku dzuku don tsuku dzuku pan!
丼つくづく丼つくづくパンたんたか舌 	don tsukudzuku don tsukudzuku pan tantaka 	Don tsuku dzuku don tsuku dzuku pan tantaka pan!
丼つくづく丼つくづくパン舌 	don tsukudzuku don tsukudzuku pan 	Don tsuku dzuku don tsuku dzuku pan!
丼つくづく丼つくづく豆板醤 	don tsukudzuku don tsukudzuku toubanjan 	Don tsuku dzuku don tsuku dzuku toobanjan!This stanza contains several food puns, with 丼 (don, from donburi, a rice-bowl meal) standing in for どん (don – *bang*), and 豆板醤 (toobanjan – toobanjan) adding some rhythmic contrast at the end.
 	 	
土筆土筆土筆土筆土筆土筆美しい土筆 	tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi utsukushii tsukushi 	Tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi utsukushii tsukushi
土筆土筆土筆土筆土筆土筆 	tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi 	tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi!This stanza continues the food references and plays on the similarities between 土筆 (tsukushi – horsetail shoots) and 美しい (utsukushii – beautiful).
 	 	
坊主が屏風に上手に頬ずり　♭入ったファミレスで 	boozu ga byoubu ni jouzu ni houzuri furatto haitta famiresu de 	The priest skilfully rubbed his cheeks against the screen at the family restaurant he entered by chance.This line is a modification of a Japanese tongue-twister. Read more about it here.
ばれんたいんでい暴れたいんでい　切り捨て御免なちゃい 	barentaindei abaretaindei kirisute gomennachai 	Violent times on Valentine’s Day. So sorry for cutting and running!
酔いどれ良い奴隷養老霊火　♯な味付け味噌らあめん 	yoidore yoidorei yourourei hi shaapu na ajitsuke miso raamen 	Drunkards, good slaves, and old souls. The miso ramen is sharply seasoned.The three words used at the start of this line all sound similar. They also sound like the words used when yodelling.
鮭のべいべぇいくら叫んでも　あの子は孵らない 	sake no beibee ikura saken demo ano ko wa kaeranai 	It doesn’t matter how much the salmon babies scream, she won’t hatch out.
 	 	
ざっくばらんざっくばらん高高壱兆円の損失 	zakkubaran zakkubaran takadaka icchou en no sonshitsu 	They’re so outspoken. At best, it’s a loss of a trillion yen.
直談判直談判そろそろ徹底的にやっちゃって 	jikadanpan jikadanpan sorosoro tetteiteki ni yacchatte 	The direct talks will soon be completely done.
 	 	
土筆土筆土筆土筆土筆土筆美しい土筆 	tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi utsukushii tsukushi 	Tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi utsukushii tsukushi
土筆土筆土筆土筆土筆土筆 	tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi 	tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi tsukushi!
 	 	
彼氏とラブラヴクラフト先生　熱いはあとに火をつけて 	kareshi to raburabu kurafuto sensei atsui wa ato ni hi o tsukete 	He and Professor lovey-dovey Lovecraft will ignite their hearts.
じょにぃなでっぷの言うことにゃ「鳩に気をつけて」 	jyonyinadeppu no iu koto nya "hato ni ki o tsukete" 	It’s what that very Johnny Depp says: “Watch out for the pigeons.”
おっと待った自動人形は急には止まれない 	otto matta ootoma-do wa kyuu ni wa tomarenai 	Oh, wait up—the automata can’t stop suddenly.
とてもやりがいのある職場です 	totemo yarigai no aru shokubadesu 	What a worthwhile workplace.
※個人の感想です。 	※kojin no kansou desu. 	(It’s my personal opinion.)
 	 	
そこここにそこここにかれこれ拾兆円の損失 	soko koko ni soko koko ni kare kore jitsu chou'en no sonshitsu 	Here and there and everywhere, through this and that they lost ten trillion yen.
薄利多売薄利多売あれこれ徹底的にやっちゃって 	hakuritabai hakuritabai arekore tetteiteki ni yacchatte 	Small profits and quick returns. This and that is completely done.
 	 	
シャンバラリヤ　シャンバラルヤ 	shanbarariya shanbararuya 	Shanbarariya, Shanbararuya!
つま先痺れイヒ　神頼み　や　や　や 	tsumasaki shibire ihi kamidanomi ya ya ya 	My toes are numbing so I pray to a deity, ya ya ya!
オノマトペ　オノマトペ 	onomatope onomatope 	Onomatopoeia, onomatopoeia,
詞も音と成る　Dancing low 談洲楼 	kotoba mo oto to naru Dancing low danshuurou 	they become words and sounds. Dancing low, talking about the tower.談洲楼 (danshuurou) seems to be a coined word with no particular meaning, but may have been chosen due to its similarity to ‘Dancing low.’
寄席ては返す波の 	yosete wa kaesu nami no 	The waves ebb and flow.
とどのつまり後の祭りよ　茶茶茶茶 	todo no tsumari ato no matsuri yo chachachacha 	When all’s said and done, it’s too late! It’s a disruption.茶茶 (chacha) has its own meaning but may be used here for rhythmic effect, like in the cha-cha dance.
 	 	
えー、向島辺りでは一昔前から若い連中が奇怪な言葉を交わしておりました。 	ee, mukoujima atari de wa hitomukashi mae kara wakairenchuu ga kikai na kotoba o kawashite orimashita. 	Ah, around Mukaishima, some youths have been saying some strange words since long ago.
ばーっと光ってぎゅいーんってなってガタピシタカツク……いや高津区は違うか。 	baatto hikatte gyuiin tte natte gatapishitakatsuku…… iya takatsugu wa chigau ka. 	They light up with a boom, then go vroom and rattle away going ‘takatsuku’… no relation to Takatsu-ku in Kawasaki.
まー、ともかくこれらの怪言葉、噂じゃオノマトペテン師なる輩が振りまいているとか、いないとか。 	maa, tomokaku korera no kai kotoba, uwasa ja onomatopeten-shi naru yakara ga furimaite iru toka, inai to ka.	Well, anyway, the weird words coming up are what the Onomatopetenshi riddle their speech with, or so the rumours say.
今じゃ巷で大流行り。商も政も満足に立ち行かなくなる始末。 	ima ja chimata de oohayari. akinau mo matsurigoto mo manzoku ni tachiyukanaku naru shimatsu. 	They’re popular on the streets, and now dealers and rulers can’t keep going.
 	 	
「とんとんとん。とんとんとんとん。旦那、旦那！　起きていやすかい？ 	"tontonton. tontontonton. danna, danna! okite iyasu kai? 	“Knock-knock, knock-knock. Master, master! Are you awake?
あっしです。いぶりがっこ売りのいぶ吉でやす」 	asshidesu. iburi gakko uri no ibu kichideyasu" 	It’s me. I’m Ibukichi, the one who sells smoked pickles.”
「がらがら。なんだいぶ吉、今何時だと思ってるんだい」 	"garagara. nandaibu kichi, ima nanji da to omotterundai" 	“I’m opening the door. Seriously, Ibukichi. What time do ya think it is?”
「へえ、それが、た……た……！」 	"hee, sore ga, ta……ta……!" 	“Um, well… it’s…!”
「まあ茶でも飲んで落ち着け」 	"maacha demo nonde ochitsuke" 	“Eh, come and have some tea or something and calm down!”
「ありがてえ！　ぐびぐび。ぷはあ！ 	"arigatee! gubigubi. puhaa! 	“Gee, thanks! *Gulp, gulp* Ah!
大変なんでございますよ。そこの辻に例のペテン師が出たんです！」 	taihen nande gozaimasu yo. soko no tsuji ni rei no petenshi ga detan desu!" 	It’s serious! Those scoundrels have appeared at the corner over there!”
「なにぃ！？　また出たのかい。これじゃ商売あがったりだ」 	"nanii!? mata deta no kai. kore ja shoubai agattari da" 	“Really?! They’re at it again? My business is doomed now.”
「今度は八マトペだそうで。女子どもがやいのやいのでお代官様もぴりぴり」 	"kondo wa hachi matope da sou de. onna kodomo ga yainoyaino de odaikansama mo piripiri" 	“Looks like there’s eight of them this time. The women are badgering the Daikan, so he’s on edge.”
「そいつは実にげっそりぺろぺろすいっちょんけしからん」 	"soitsu wa jitsu ni gessori peropero suicchon keshikaran" 	“He’s quite thin, so licking his lips and chirruping like that is inexcusable!”
「つくつくぼうしにとんてんかん」 	"tsukutsukuboushi ni tontenkan" 	“You can hear cicadas and hammer blows, too.”
「へっへっへ。まったくたまらないねえ。これだからオノマトペはやめられねえんだ。 	"hehhehhe. mattaku tamaranai nee. kore dakara onomatope wa yamerareneen da. 	“Hah, it’s unbearable. I can’t stop using onomatopoeia.
いっくら使っても飽きないねえ」 	ikkura tsukatte mo akinai nee" 	I never tire of it.”
これが本当のあきない商売でございます。 	kore ga hontou no akinai shoubai de gozaimasu. 	This was a real place of business.
 	 	
ぱっぱらぱら　ぱっぱっぱらっぱ　助平どん 	papparapara pappapparappa sukebee don 	Papparapara, pappapparappa, lewd, bam!
ぱっぱらぱら　ぱっぱっぱらっぱ 	papparapara pappapparappa 	Papparapara, pappapparappa.
ぱっぱらぱら　ぱっぱっぱらっぱ　助平ちゃん 	papparapara pappapparappa sukebee-chan 	Papparapara, pappapparappa, lewd person!
ぱっぱらぱら　ぱらりらら 	papparapara pararirara 	Papparapara, pappapparappa.
 	 	
シャンバラリヤ　シャンバラルヤ 	shanbarariya shanbararuya 	Shanbarariya, Shanbararuya!
つま先痺れイヒ　神頼み　や　や　や 	tsumasaki shibire ihi kamidanomi ya ya ya 	My toes are numbing so I pray to a deity, ya ya ya!
オノマトペ　オノマトペ 	onomatope onomatope 	Onomatopoeia, onomatopoeia,
詞も音と成る　Dancing low 談洲楼で 	kotoba mo oto to naru Dancing low danshuurou de 	they become words and sounds. Dancing low, talking about the tower.
ちりとてちりしゃん金瓶楼 	chiritote chirishan kinheirou 	Chiri tote, chiri shan, gold bottle tower.
寄席ては返す波の 	yosete wa kaesu nami no 	The waves ebb and flow.
とどのつまり後の祭り 	todo no tsumari ato no matsuri 	When all’s said and done, it’s too late!
ところで心太旨い　茶茶茶茶 	tokorode tokoroten umai chachachacha 	By the way, that prostate tased so good! It’s a disruption.
==Translation Notes==
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*てにをは文庫 (Teniwoha Bunko) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Off vocal
===Unofficial===
*Releska - Translation source
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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