MK4 endings edition

The following are endings from the characters in Mortal Kombat 4 and Gold after they have defeated the fallen God, Shinnok. However, since a lot of the original endings were boring in their own respective rights, I planned to do something about it! I made them longer or change them, of course. The only canon ending in reality was... Oh never mind, they all happened moar or less thx to Queen Almeida.
==Kai==
::(Kai looks over the Cliffside Restaurant while slurping some soup. General Reiko appears behind him with 2 soldiers of Kahn's Army.) 
::Reiko: You fought well, Kai! As much as I would like to kill you, I am offering you a chance to work in Kahn's militia for you are a very good warrior, per se. 
::Kai: (Turns slowly to face the General) Thanks, Reiko. But I'm not interested in becoming another mindless minion of your Emperor. I've got too many of my own problems to deal with! Your Outworld Wars do not concern me at all. 
::Reiko: Then you leave me no choice... DIE! (Reiko pulls out his Devastator and slices Kai in half with it, killing him with his torso and head falling down below the cliffs while his legs fell besides Reiko) 
==Raiden==
::(Raiden is sitting at a table with a bunch of his mindless followers, which includes Liu Kang and Kung Lao. He puts his hands into a praying position and calls on Gait) 
::Raven: Dearly beloved brethren, we r gathered here this night! In the sights of our redeemer & our saviour; Lord Gait! We will support democracy, give all the rights to kill & forever on holy path deliver us... From evil!
::Gait: Ah, Raiden... Finally you have come to your sensis. For many ages, you have protected your planet of Earth from the forces of evil. You have earned your status as my very, very own right-hand-man! (Raiden is shocked) 
::Raiden: I... I... I can't thank ye enuff' my lord!
::Gait: Hehehe, you're very welcome, Raven. Now, as my right-hand, I have a... special task for you. I need you to head deep into the deserty planet of Orinion and destroy Azazel! 
::Raiden: Watt!?? But, butt... He is too powerful! 
::Gait: You DARE question me!???!!! GET THE DIAMOND DEMON!
::Raiden: Ugh, yes my master. (Raiden leaves to Orinion only to never be heard from again, ever! It is heavily implied Azazel killed him)
::Poseidon: Master...
::Gait: Lord Raiden... He's dead, isn't he? 
::Poseidon: Yup. Azazeru killed him. Well, destroyed 'im.
::Gait: Hmmm... Select Lord Fujin as my new right-hand! I need to renegotiate with Azazel.
::Poseidon: Yes, my master.
==Shinnok==
::Shinnok: (Holding Raiden aloft in a magical prison in his Tower) For billions upon millions of years! I suffered in the bowels of the Never Land! You thunder God, are responsible for my suffering! As are your wretched bros-in-arms! Now you piteous boomer gods of will pay for my grievance! FOR MY REVENGE, UH!
::Raiden: No! NO!!! You turned yourself against your fellow Elder Gods! Against Master Gait! You betrayed your title as the God of-(gets cut off)
::Shinnok: It's too late, Raiden! I win! I WON!!! With the boomer Gods out of the way, I will take my rightful place as ruler of all reality! NOW BOW DOWN TO THE KING!
::Raiden: Never! NEVAH'! RELEASE ME, FREAK!
::Shinnok: Farewell, thunder God! AHAHAHAHAHA! (Makes Raiden exploded just by moving his pale-s hands)
::Gait: (Appears behind Shinnok from a glowy portal) You!...
::Shinnok: Aha! Perfect! One false god down! Another one to go; Lord Underpants himself!
::Gait: You've caused 'enuff damage already, Shinnek! I cannot allow you to control the universe!
::Shinnok: STFU! (Gestures his hand and yells and everything around him begins to crumble, rumble and shake and everything is becoming darker and darker and black holes start poking from everywhere and the Universe is beginning to crash)
::Gait: What are you doing???
::(After a minute of exposing and multiplying his power and damaging Gait, the One Being and Azathoth come into the place and existence and start fighting each other, destroying reality and everything with it, including themselves!)''
==Liu Kang==
::Liu Kang: The war is over! Shinnok and Quan have been beaten! For the 4th goddam time I have become the champion of the Mortal Kombat Tournament, and have defended my country of China and the planet Earth with it. Such a shame crapitalist, American propaganda says it was the US that saved the world and that Johnny Cage is the MK champion. Yankee bastards! 
::(A portal opens up in front of Liu Kang and Tanya runs from it up to Liu and hugs him) 
::Liu: Tanya?! What's going on? 
::Tanya: Yes, Liu Kang. It is I. I love you! (Kisses the monk) 
::Liu Kang: But I am in love with Kitan-(gets cut off) 
::Tanya: Kitana? YOU love Kitana!??! YOU PREFER THAT BLUE-DRESSED WHOR' OVER ME!??? 
::Liu Kang: HEY! She is not a whore! She is a beau-(is cut off again) 
::Tanya: DIE, CHEATER! (Tanya performs her vagina hurricanrana fatality and Liu's neck is broken, he dies from it) No! NO! What have I done??? I killed the only person I ever loved... Oh well, I guess there's still Reiko out there and uh... yeah, Reiko'll do. I just wish Liu would have seen things my way and join me in taking over Edenia. But I guess that ship has passed.
==Cyrax==
::(In a smelly US Special Forces lab, Sonya Bladeson and Jax Briggs are operating on some machines hooked on Cyrax, who is strapped on a large operating table) 
::Sonya: All right, Cyrax, all systems are go! GO! GO!!! System of a Down, I say! Are you sure you wanna go through with this??? If this fails, we won't be able to recover your main processor! You'll be dead! DEAD, I TELL YOU! DED! 
::Jax: We'll lose you for good. You'll die, boi. 
::Cyrax: After experiencing the flashbacks in my fight against Shinnok, I realised my existence is incomplete and useless, unless I can fully recover my human psyche and appearance. We must continue with the process no matter the cost. 
::Jax: Alrighty then, I'll begin the scanning process. Sonya, you hit the regeneration switch on my cue! Let's hope this thing works and we succeed in saving Cyrax. I really don't wanna lose our new amigo. 
::Sonya: (Inputting a few commands) All set, Jax. Ready on your go! 
::(Jax pushes up a lever on the wall and a scanner approaches Cyrax) 
::Jax: Sonya, hit the switch on three! Ready? One... Two... Three! HIT! 
::(Sonya hits the switch and the scanner fucks up, it actually starts creating a red laser from its red tip and it cuts Cyrax in half, slowly.) 
::Jax: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!! That wasn't suppose to happen, dam it! 
::Sonya: AAAAHHH, CRAP!!! (Turns off the machine, butt the damage has already been done. Cyrax is split in half and dead on the table.) 
::Briggs: OMG! We killed him! NO!!! Sonya, what did u do!??? 
::Sonya: Me!!??? It's the mashine's fault! 
::Briggs: Hmmm... I guess you're right. Whatever. Let's get Cyrax's putrid corpse off the table.
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