Annoying Orange: Pacmania/Transcript

Blinky: (after defeating Pacman) Pack your bags, Pacman!
(Blinky goes back to the corral to join his friends, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde)
Inky: All right! Woo-hoo!
Clyde: Nice one, Blinky!
Inky: Yeah! Two down and one to go!
Blinky: (as Orange appears in Pacman's spot) What the?
Orange: Flashing, flashing, flashing, solid! (laughs)
(The episode card comes up with the ghosts chasing Orange)
Pinky: Is it just me, or is there something different about Pacman?
Clyde: Nah. That's just your nerves talking.
Pinky: I don't know, just look at him.
Orange: Ooh! Tic-Tacs! (Orange eats a pellet) Mmm, minty! (laughs)
Blinky: I don't care what he looks like; he's going down!
Ghosts: Get him!
Blinky: Alright, Pacman, you know the drill!
Orange: Pacman? I'm not Pacman, I'm an orange. (giggles)
Blinky: Yeah, and I'm a ghost, so why don't you...
Orange: You're not a ghost; you're a policeman!
Blinky: Uh, no, I'm not a cop.
Orange: Then why are you working undercover? (laughs)
Blinky: I'm a ghost, you moron!
Orange: Oh! Then I bet you know my friend, Boo!
Blinky: Boo? Boo who?
Orange: Geez, you don't have to cry about it!
Blinky: All right, that's it, you're going down. Come back here, Orange. You... uh-oh.
(Orange eats more pellets)
(Orange eats a Power Pellet. Blinky turns into a blue ghost)
Orange: Whoa! Officer Boo, where did you get the Snuggie? I want a Snuggie!
Blinky: No! No! Leave me alone! No! Noooooooo!
(Orange eats Blinky and earns 200 points)
Orange: Wow! No wonder he ran away, he didn't have any guts! (laughs) Ooh! More Tic-Tacs!
(Blinky is sent back to the to corral. Only his eyes are shown)
Blinky: Darn it!
Inky: (sarcastically) Nice one, dude.
Orange: I think it's time to make the odds a little less fair!
Ghosts: Yeah, all right!
(Pinky, Inky, and Clyde chase after Orange)
Orange: Uh-oh! Hey, ghosts! Over here!
Ghosts: There he is!
(Orange goes through the teleport tunnel and the ghosts change direction.)
Orange: Marco!
Ghosts: Oh, there he is! Get him!
(Orange goes back through the tunnel and starts repeating faster and faster)
Orange: Polo!
Ghosts: He switched sides!
Ghosts: Hey, he's over there now!
Ghosts: Come on, get him!
Ghosts: Can't we just split up?
Ghosts: He keeps doing that!
Ghosts: He's switching sides!
Orange: Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo! (laughs) Oh, I don't feel very good.
Pinky, Inky, and Clyde: Get him!
(Orange vomits every pellet he ate, killing the ghosts. He earns 1400 points)
Orange: Whoa! Talk about an eyeful! (laughs) Hey! More Tic-Tacs! (Orange eats more pellets)
Clyde: Ugh, that was disgusting!
Pinky: I am not going back out there!
(Orange continues eating pellets. An extra life Orange appears)
Orange: Hey, it's me! I see you, me!
Extra Life Orange Clone: You're not me, I'm me!
(Orange and Extra Life Orange both laugh)
Inky: Ugh, I hate this new guy! Whatever happened to Pacman?
(A black background with the word "MEANWHILE..." appears. The scene cuts to the kitchen counter)
Pacman: (munching)
Pear: Okay, shut up already! You've been making that same noise for three hours! I can't understand what you're saying!
Pacman: (munching)
Pear: Ugh. I give up.
(Dane Boedigheimer puts a container of strawberries on the counter)
A strawberry: Yo, strawberries in the house! What's going on?
Pacman: (eats the Strawberries)
Strawberries: Ahhhhhhhhh!
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