Hymn

Hail Mary, full of grace,
Slap a chicken in the face.
Hymns are those songs sung in the most boring way possible, in order to test your faith. If you fall asleep in the middle of "Gloria Deo Deo Deo Deo Deo Deo Deo Deo Deo", you are undoubtedly going to hell to have your toes eaten off by Mecha Hitler
While not widely known among the public, scientist believe that most hymns (especially the more boring ones) can be attributed to Spider-man.