Dark Mike

Dark Mike (not to be confused with Nega-Mike, Shadow Mike, Black Mike, Evil Mike, or Demon Mike) is a Keter-Class being.
== History ==
His mission is to take down god. He hates him because he thinks burning bushes are bad for the environment and is a really big environmentalist. He is also a music critic, and has ruined the life of many music artists due to being a very popular one, going under an anonymous alias. This comes into play for when Nega-Mike recruits him for a day only to then later tell him to leave because Dark Mike told Nega-Issa that her music taste sucks big time, and Nega-Mike cared for some reason. He also thinks metal is a lame uncool genre.
In the 5th book, the christans and satanists work together to put Dark Mike into a spell to trap him because he's a fucking asshole (also a shitty Buddhist). It's Anti-Communism Mike who sacrifices himself to make sure the spell is never broken.
In the 6th book, his tulpa Shad-Issa released him from his spell-bound prison to wreak havoc. In it, he learns about the Mike and Melissa wiki and makes some stupid fucking edits. He is the sole reason if anything contradicts, cause he is a contradick. 
== Appearances ==
* Unnamed 5th Book
* Unnamed 6th Book
== Trivia ==
* Dark Mike has over 100 email addresses and alt-accounts over thousands of websites
== Lame Quotes ==
* "Evil? Lol. You really want to be moralizator...Like there is nothing better to do"
*"You don't know cringe. I know cringe."
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