SquidTron x SquilTronvia

"SquidTron x SquilTronvia" is a Season 1 episode and the thirteenth overall episode of FutureSponge!
==Characters==
*SpongeTron SquarePants
*Patron Star
*SquidTron Tentacles
*SquilTronvia Octopode
*Dr. Zadminix
*PlankKill
==Synopsis==
Back to the outer space shenanigans, SquidTron escapes Zadminix once more, and on his way to reunite the quartet, finds a girl robot who is like him and has similar powers to him. Meanwhile, Zadminix plots to capture all four....plus one?
==Transcript==
Deep Voice Futuristic Narrator: Previously, on FutureSponge!... [black screen seen for a few seconds] Hey, wait a minute, last episode was a flashback episode for Xen. Eh. We don’t need to cut back to moments in that. So…...yeah. [cuts to Patron and PlankKill]
PlankKill: Honestly, I’m about to give up.
Patron: Like how my stomach did.
PlankKill: [sighs] Can we like not have a fat joke in like every episode? God, like 30 seconds in and we already broke the fourth wall twice. Oh shit, now three.
Patron: The other two are at the moon, right?
PlankKill: Yep. We could take another shut- [an ice trail is made by Patron] Or, nevermind. 
Patron: See, I’m smart. I’ll lead the way.
PlankKill: Okay but be careful, it’s- [Patron slips away] -ice. [goes onto trail as well]
Deep Voice Futuristic Narrator: 114 million miles later. [PlankKill and Patron slip onto the moon and are injured]
Patron: Okay so maybe that wasn’t the best idea.
PlankKill: Ya think? [Zadminix’s voice is heard]
Zadminix: Hands where I can see them. [both put their hands out as Zadminix puts a blaster up] I meant up!
Patron: But you can see…
Zadminix: NOW! [both put their hands up] Excellent. So, the other two are knocked down, and these two are held hostage.
PlankKill: Did he just say that they were knocked down? [SquidTron and SpongeTron are seen surrounded by Zadminix’s bots. They wake up.]
SpongeTron: What happened?
SpongeTron X: We almost destroyed you.
SquidTron: X, snap out of it. [knocks him out]
SpongeTron: Squid, why the hell did you do that?
SquidTron: Watch. [reboots X, he is conscious again]
SpongeTron: Oh. He looks fine now. [cuts to Zadminix]
Zadminix: Now, how would you like to be tortur-AH CRAP! [Zadminix is held captive from SpongeTron after he found a cage. SquidTron sets PlankKill and Patron free.]
PlankKill: Thanks guys. To think we were just unconscious from an explosion. Pat, make another ice trail. 
Patron: K. [tries to, but fails] What the hell happened?
SpongeTron: You lost your powers too?
SquidTron: The same happened to us. The moon must have some sort of filter.
Zadminix: It does. [shoots a gun at PlankKill, SpongeTron, and Patron which puts them all in one cage.] Hah! I can still shoot through this. Hey, where’s your Squid ally? [cuts to SquidTron running from them] You ain’t going nowhere. [blasts several bullets at him]
SquidTron: Oh crap….[jumps off of moon and falls down several miles]
Zadminix: DAMN IT! Well, I still got you three, heh. Now, how to get out of this cage….[cuts to SquidTron, who is still falling]
SquidTron: Damn this is taking forever. [falls onto platform that looks like a whole other planet.] Well, I’m happy it’s over. [walks around and notices different structures and people.] Hm….everything looks so different but so similar at the same time. You know what, I could use a coffee. [walks into a coffee shop] Hey, I’ll have a large regular coffee with creamer in it.
Worker: What’s that?
SquidTron: Um, one of the things you sell.
Worker: Oh, you mean cocaine!
SquidTron: [deadpan expression] I’ll just take my business elsewhere. [walks out but sees a robot that looks kind of like Squilvia in the regular series but instead has blonde hair and looks more like a robot. Squidward stutters.] [thinking to himself] Damn…. I need a piece of her. But how am I gonna start this up? Frick it, I’ll wing it. [walks over to the girl] You know, I like my drinks and women the same way. Hot.
SquilTronvia: PERVERT! [runs out of store, cuts to SquidTron in jail]
SquidTron: Well, I got arrested for sexual harassment. Take two. [cuts back to store where SquidTron goes up to her] The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.
SquilTronvia: [chuckles] You’re funny. My name is SquilTronvia.
SquidTron: YES, I DID IT!
SquilTronvia: Huh?
SquidTron: Oh shit, I was supposed to think that. Take three. [cuts back to store where SquidTron goes up to her] I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
SquilTronvia: [chuckles] You’re funny. My name is SquilTronvia.
SquidTron: I’m SquidTron. Damn, your voice is amazing.
SquilTronvia: Thank you! So is yours.
SquidTron: Yeah, because Dan voices me, and his voice is hot, hot, hot.
SquilTronvia: Who’s Dan?
SquidTron: Pfft, nevermind. [thinks to himself] Jeez, we broke the fourth wall so many times so far.
SquilTronvia: Looks like I have to get back to work. [sprays chrome from her finger onto SquidTron’s arm.] That’s my number. Call me! [walks away]
SquidTron: Damn, she’s amazing. [cuts to Zadminix on the moon]
Zadminix: [cycles through weapons] Oh come on, what can I use to break this open. 
Patron: Zadminix!
Zadminix: What, fatass?
Patron: Here! [throws sawblade to the other cage.] 
Zadminix: Thanks. 
PlankKill & SpongeTron: Patron, you fricking dumbass! You literally just freed him!
Patron: Oh, I messed up I guess.
Zadminix: You did. [opens cage] Fear me, fools! [surrounds cage by solid chrome]
Patron: Now we’re closer to dying.
PlankKill: BECAUSE OF YOU! [cuts to SquidTron and SquilTronvia having a date at a fancy diner.]
SquidTron: Wow, so you can spray chrome out of your fingers and reload chrome?
SquilTronvia: Yeah.
SquidTron: So you’re into those freaky things?
SquilTronvia: Squiddy….
SquidTron: Oh, yeah, sorry. [thinks for a second] So, what are you good at?
SquilTronvia: Well, giving bra- oh, excuse my talk. I just….have a certain connection with you.
SquidTron: Same.
Waiter: Your bill, sir. [turns out to be $80]
SquidTron: That’s pretty expensive, but I got it. 
SquilTronvia: No, it’s okay. I’ll take this.
SquidTron: Thanks, but please, I got it. [takes out credit card]
SquilTronvia: Wow, you’re persistent. I like that. [the two lean in for a kiss]
SquidTron: Wow, that was one of the best moments of my life. 
SquilTronvia: Trust me, it gets better. [cuts to them in bed]
SquidTron: Did we literally just have sex?
SquilTronvia: Yep.
SquidTron: Oh shit, I forgot to use a condom. [SquilTronvia has a deadpan expression as it cuts to the trio in the cage.]
SpongeTron: [beep is heard] Squid texted me. “I got a hoe, bitches” Well, good for him. Wait, there’s more. [looks down] Oh, nevermind. Jeez, I gotta wipe that from my memory. [episode ends]
==Trivia==
*This is , the creator of the show's, favorite episode.
*This is the first FutureSponge! episode that holds a PG-13 rating.
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