My Colorful Confuse

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
卒業式の日が訪れた 	sotsugyoushiki no hi ga otozureta 	My graduation day had arrived,
8時半に登校するはずが 	hachi-ji-han ni toukou suru hazu ga 	And I was to arrive at 8:30
枕元の時計が差しているのは 	makura moto no tokei ga sashiteiru no wa 	But according to the clock by the bed,
もう8時20分 	mou hachi-ji ni-juu-fun 	It's already 8:20...
 	 	
ギリギリ間に合うかどうかの時間 	girigiri ma ni au ka douka no jikan 	I figured I had just enough time to make it,
そんなピンチの中奴が現れた 	sonna pinchi no naka yatsu ga arawareta 	But despite my precidament, someone appeared...
 	 	
学生の脇をソーメンで磨く系おじさんだ！ 	gakusei no waki o soumen de migaku kei ojisan da! 	It's an old man rubbing students with white noodles!
茹でたてのソーメンでしこたまツルツルされる！ 	yudetate no soumen de shikotama tsurutsuru sareru! 	Those half-boiled noodles were making them all slippery!
でもそんなときは1年生の頃に柔道の須藤先生に教わった 	demo sonna toki wa ichi-nensei no koro ni juudou no Shudo-sensei ni osowatta 	But in my first year, judo instructor Shudo taught me...
 	 	
必殺・鎖骨砕き！ 	hissatsu - sakotsu kudaki! 	THE COLLARBONE CRACK!
 	 	
1つのピンチを乗り越えたその先にいたのは 	hitotsu no pinchi o norikoeta sono saki ni ita no wa 	After surmounting a tight situation, next up,
学生のうなじにミソを垂らしてくる系カラス！ 	gakusei no unaji ni miso o tarashite kuru kei karasu! 	There were crows dripping miso on students' necks!
でもそんなときは1年生の頃に科学の木原先生に教わった 	demo sonna toki wa ichi-nensei no koro ni kagaku no Mokuhara-sensei ni osowatta	But in my first year, science teacher Mokuhara taught me...
 	 	
必殺・硫酸放逐！ 	hissatsu - ryuusan houchiku! 	THE SULPHIRIC ACID SPLASH!
 	 	
1羽のカラスの命を終わらせたその後に見たのは 	ichiwa no karasu no inochi o owaraseta sono ato ni mita no wa 	After putting an end to a crow's life, next,
何らかの粘液ビー玉を敷詰めてある系道路！ 	naniraka no neneki biidama o shiki tsumete aru kei douro! 	I saw a road paved with marbles made of mucus!
でもそんなときは1年生の頃に部活の河田先輩に教わった 	demo sonna toki wa ichi-nensei no koro ni bukatsu no Kawata-senpai ni osowatta 	But in my first year, club leader Kawata taught me...
 	 	
必殺・自力反重力！ 	hissatsu - jiriki hanjuuryoku! 	PERSONAL ANTI-GRAVITY!
 	 	
1本の道路にその意味を失わせた後いたのは 	ippon no douro ni sono imi o ushinawaseta ato ita no wa 	After ignoring the entire purpose of a road,
黄緑の卵を襟の裏に擦り付ける系爬虫類！ 	ouryoku no tamago o eri no ura kosuritsukeru kei hachuurui! 	There were lizards rubbing their eggs on people's necks!
でもそんなときは2年生のころにクラスの神田川君に教わった 	demo sonna toki wa ni-nensei no koro ni kurasu no Kandagawa-kun ni osowatta 	But in my second year, classmate Kandagawa taught me...
 	 	
必殺・！ 	hissatsu - keruberosu rentaru! 	THE CERBERUS RENTAL!
 	 	
ありがとう　みんなからもらったものが 	arigatou minna kara moratta mono ga 	Thank you - the things you've all given me
私の中で生きてるわ　残り時間はあと5分 	watashi no naka de ikiteru wa nokori jikan wa ato go-fun 	Live on within me - and so I have five minutes left...
 	 	
1種の爬虫類の繁殖を妨げた後見たのは 	ichishu no hachuurui no hanshoku o samatageta ato mita no wa 	After rendering a lizard unable to breed,
道がわからないから町を平らにしてる系おばさん！ 	michi ga wakaranai kara machi o taira ni shiteru kei obasan! 	An old lady was flattening the town since she didn't know her way!
でもそんなとき2年生のころに地学の田口先生に教わった 	demo sonna toki ni-nensei no koro ni chigaku no Okaguchi-sensei ni osowatta 	But in my second year, geology teacher Okaguchi taught me...
 	 	
必殺・ジャングル発毛！ 	hissatsu - janguru hatsumou! 	THE JUNGLE GROWER!
 	 	
1人のおばさんを遭難に導いた後ぶつかったのは 	hitori no obasan o sounan ni michibiita ato butsukatta no wa 	After leading an old lady into disaster, next,
人体程度ならわずか数秒でオシャカにできる系大気！ 	jintai teido nara wazuka suubyou de oshaka ni dekiru kei taiki! 	I bumped into air that would vaporize a human body in seconds!
でもそんなとき3年生のころに生物の三井先生に教わった 	demo sonna toki san-nensei no koro ni seibutsu no Mitsui-sensei ni osowatta 	But in my third year, biology teacher Mitsui taught me...
 	 	
必殺・機械化脱皮！ 	hissatsu - kikaika dappi! 	THE MECHANICAL MOLT!
 	 	
1つの大気の猛攻をすり抜けた後見たのは 	hitotsu no taiki no moukou o surinuketa ato mita no wa 	After slipping past an atmospheric assault,
尻筋を引き締めてる間だけ時を止められる系魔王！ 	shiri-suji o hikishimeteru aida dake toki o tomerareru kei maou! 	I saw a dark lord who stopped time when his butt clenched!
でもそんなときは3年生のころに保健の島津先生に教わった 	demo sonna toki wa san-nensei no koro ni hoken no Shimatsu-sensei ni osowatta 	But in my third year, hygiene teacher Shimatsu taught me...
 	 	
必殺・堕天使の墜落（強力な下剤）！ 	hissatsu - kyouryoku na gezai! 	THE FALLING ANGEL! [A POWERFUL LAXATIVE!]
 	 	
1魔王に極大の屈辱を与えた後見たのは 	ichi-maou ni kyoudai no kutsujoku o ataeta ato mita no wa 	After utterly humiliating a dark lord, next,
閉まると5分くらい開かない他のルートもない系踏切！ 	shimaru to go-fun kurai akanai hoka no ruuto mo nai kei fumikiri! 	I saw a railway crossing that closed for five minutes, and no other routes!
こうなってしまったらおしまいだ！誰一人この状況を 	kou natte shimattara oshimai da! Dare hitori kono joukyou o 	If this it how it is, then I'm finished! No matter who it was...
打破することなどできない！ 	daha suru koto nado dekinai! 	No one could get out of this situation!
 	 	
時刻は8時40分 	jikoku wa hachi-ji yon-juu-fun 	The time was 8:40,
トボトボ歩く帰りの道 	tobotobo aruku kaeri no michi 	And I was trudging back home
もう諦めた瞳に写った 	mou akirameta hitomi ni utsutta 	But my defeated eyes
7人の人影 	shichi-jin no hitokage 	Saw seven figures...
 	 	
「卒業おめでとう」　待っていてくれたみんなの 	"sotsugyou omedetou" Matte ite kureta minna no 	"Congratulations!" Everyone had waited for me,
声はとてもやわらかくて 	koe wa totemo yawarakakute 	And spoke to me so tenderly
泣きたくなんてないのに 	nakitaku nante nai no ni 	I didn't want to cry,
笑っていたいのに　 	waratteitai no ni 	In fact, I wanted to smile,
止まらない涙の落ちる先　この場所に 	tomaranai namida no ochiru saki kono basho ni 	But neverending tears fell where I stood
ここで出会った人たちに伝えたいことがあるのに 	koko de deatta hito-tachi ni tsutaetai koto ga aru no ni 	And I wanted to tell the people I had met here how I felt, but...
 	 	
ごめんなさい　ストリートファイトは教わったけど 	gomennasai sutoriito faito wa osowatta kedo 	I'm sorry - you taught me how to street fight,
上手にありがとうを伝える方法は教わってないの 	jouzu ni arigatou o tsutaeru houhou wa osowattenai no 	But you never taught me how to say thank you very well
ただ泣きじゃくる私の頭を撫でた 	tada nakijakuru watashi no atama o nadeta 	As I bawled out, I was consoled
暖かいみんなの手のひら 	atatakai minna no te no hira 	By all of your gentle hands...
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