Sloth

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“	HyperSilence: BAHAH<BR>HyperSilence: he's amazing <3<BR>Retro: rip that horse's hops<BR>Wojcik: lol<BR>HyperSilence: it's the perfect horse<BR>Retro: so good<BR>Wojcik: you cant move unless you jump<BR>Tox: Hopalong Cassidy<BR>HyperSilence: im dying<BR>Wojcik: lol<BR>Retro: hahaha<BR>Tox: should rent that out to someone for the race<BR>HyperSilence: LOL<BR>Wojcik: lol<BR>HyperSilence: Jinx<BR>HyperSilence: bahaha	”
 	—Sloth is born 	—Sloth is born
Sloth was a genetically modified racehorse during Dragonhollow's Fourth Era.
He was created during the first Woj's Races on 4E:396 through the sorcery of HyperSilence, who had been imbued with great power by Eris when she chose him to serve as Archpriest of her Priesthood.
Sloth was a black colt with white spots and a black forelock and tail. He was so slow that he could not move under his own power. Those riding him had to rear him up on his hind legs and repeatedly hop to cover any distance at all.
thumb|330x330px|HyperSilence, Tox, Retro, and Wojcik use Sloth to play a practical joke on Jinx
HyperSilence, Wojcik, Retro, and Tox all took turns testing him out. When Jinx finally arrived at the Races, the four men decided to play a practical joke and have a laugh at her expense. Tox offered to sell her Sloth, whom the others claimed was exceptionally fast. However, Jinx demanded a test ride before making the purchase. Because she was a known thief, Tox persuaded her to trade her best bow and five diamonds as collateral for a ride. She mounted the horse but could not coax it forward. The other three men played along, asking why she wasn't moving. Discovering she'd been duped, Jinx demanded her items to be returned to her. The others had a good hearty laugh as Tox returned the gear.
Though she forgave both HyperSilence and Retro, Jinx vowed vengeance against Tox and Woj for fooling her with Sloth. She proved to be a woman of her word, later killing Tox in Trance Swamp (though dying herself in the process) and burning Wojcik Castle to the ground during the Fall of Summer.
Sloth was stabled at Castle Wojcik but did not participate in the second Woj's Races on 4E:405. Tox later moved him to the Tox Box, a tortuous journey that took more than two days via Swampian Lane.
Tox slaughtered Sloth on 4E:411 and submitted his severed head to the Summergate Time Capsule upon the suggestion of Acey. This was an act of mercy, as the Tox Box was utterly destroyed a day later during the Fall of Summer and every horse stabled there died in agony.
Sloth's head was to be enshrined in the Summergate Museum in Sanctuary in the Fifth Era.
Sloth's Barding, a set of enchanted horse armor, was discovered in Ruins, Hyper Dungeons, and sold in various Token Undergrounds during the Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh Era. Like the horse it was named after, the armor was useless; the enchantments offered no actual protection and existed solely as a vanity item.
=Quotes About Sloth=
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===Jinx Joke===
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Jinx has entered Dragonhollow.<BR>Retro: wb<BR>Jinx: i am here<BR>Wojcik: jinx i'll sell you a horse<BR>Jinx: how much, how fast<BR>Tox: pretty damned fast<BR>Wojcik: 15 on the scale<BR>Jinx: i wanna test it. how much.<BR>Wojcik: i'll even put diamond armor on it<BR>HyperSilence: this one<BR>Jinx: i want to test it<BR>HyperSilence: its too fast for mortals<BR>Wojcik: it's hard to control<BR>Jinx: i dont trust harper and ret not to trick me<BR>HyperSilence: its the horse mox won the race with<BR>Jinx: infact, i dont trust any of you not to trick me<BR>Jinx: i want<BR>Jinx: to test it<BR>HyperSilence: i dont think mox wants to give it up<BR>Wojcik: 3 diamonds<BR>HyperSilence: got anything good to trade?<BR>HyperSilence: oooh<BR>HyperSilence: 3 diamonds on the table!<BR>Retro: that's a pretty good deal<BR>Jinx: Moxicology, if you do not let me test that horse, one lap around the trak, you better watch your backk<BR>HyperSilence: oooooh<BR>HyperSilence: threats<BR>Tox: back watched<BR>Jinx: i will giive it back, promise on my life<BR>Wojcik: your clear i'm behind you<BR>HyperSilence: he's gonna be going too fast on his horse for you to catch him<BR>Jinx: harper can have the honour of killing me if i dont follow rules<BR>HyperSilence: i guess so<BR>From HyperSilence: i'm literally LOL'ing right now, i love this girl<BR>To HyperSilence: definitely more fun with her around!<BR>HyperSilence: hmmm<BR>Wojcik: LOL<BR>Jinx: he. who is this he you speak of?<BR>Tox: he is me<BR>Retro: he needs some monetary insurance before he can part with it<BR>Retro: just to make sure you don't bolt<BR>HyperSilence: do you have anything of value for him to hold while you test it?<BR>Jinx: ill give over my five diamonds. if i like the horse you can have my gold too.<BR>Jinx: and a smite 5 book<BR>Wojcik: nice<BR>HyperSilence: oh shit<BR>Tox: fair enough<BR>Retro: not bad<BR>Wojcik: i'd take that deal tox<BR>Jinx: i have a shitton of enchants on me XD<BR>HyperSilence: this girl doesnt lie<BR>Jinx: i could probably pull out an eff 4 if given an anvil<BR>Wojcik: lol tox<BR>Retro: haha wtf<BR>Jinx: ahahahah mox<BR>HyperSilence: he's thinking<BR>HyperSilence: this is how he contemplates<BR>Wojcik: he computing the terms<BR>Jinx: ill give you diamonds for ensurance.<BR>Jinx: and my bow. shoot me if i run.<BR>Jinx: and i love my bow, i aint runnung<BR>Tox: I love esurance<BR>Tox: sold<BR>Jinx: it isnt sold, i gotta test it<BR>Jinx: and im getting my bow back<BR>Tox: the test run is sold<BR>Tox: let's see the diamond and bow<BR>Wojcik: i am stepping back<BR>Wojcik: this thing is fast i want to watch<BR>Jinx: woj<BR>Jinx: permissions<BR>Wojcik: go ahead<BR>HyperSilence: well?<BR>Tox: what are you waiting for? take him out for a run<BR>Jinx: i replaced the 0 saddle with my own saddle<BR>HyperSilence: ah ok<BR>HyperSilence: makes sense<BR>Jinx: by tox is still a dick<BR>Jinx: bow, diamonds, now.<BR>HyperSilence: you have to jump with it Jinx<BR>HyperSilence: that's how you access the flux capacitor!<BR>Retro: lol<BR>Jinx: oh ok<BR>Tox: 1.21 jigawatts!<BR>HyperSilence: LMFAO<BR>HyperSilence: the best part is I have this all on FRAPS<BR>Tox: haha<BR>Jinx: moxicology, may i have my bow back<BR>Wojcik: lol<BR>Tox: I dunno, it's a pretty great bow<BR>Jinx: it has my name on it<BR>HyperSilence: rip<BR>Jinx: harper, can you please kill him or give me permission to kill him<BR>Tox: that's not bad at all<BR>Jinx: Harper Silencio<BR>Jinx: Harper<BR>HyperSilence: oh<BR>HyperSilence: so you don't want the horse?<BR>Jinx: no. give me permission to kill him.<BR>Wojcik: that thing is a gem and a half<BR>Tox: seriously, in some ways it's the rarest thing on the server<BR>Tox: I'd put it in a museum<BR>Jinx: ill put your skull in the black markets<BR>Retro: :O<BR>Tox: rude :O<BR>Jinx: so can i have my bow please? it really would be a shame to break that no deaths thing you got going<BR>HyperSilence: omg<BR>HyperSilence: alright let'er have her bow xD we had fun<BR>Jinx: my threats aint empty tox<BR>Jinx: watch your back<BR>HyperSilence: oh my<BR>Retro: rip<BR>Tox: it was a nice run I had<BR>Jinx: bow<BR>Jinx: and my diamonds<BR>Jinx: Moxicology. You just made yourself an enemy<BR>Tox: welp<BR>Tox: I'd hate to see you rob my shit or something :O<BR>Retro: lol rip<BR>Jinx: that was not personal. this is.<BR>Tox: oic<BR>Tox: only personal when it's at your expense, gotcha ;)<BR>HyperSilence: btw jinx the horse's speed was locked at 0<BR>HyperSilence: well actually .0001<BR>Wojcik: is it faster than my donkey?<BR>Tox: it's close<BR>Wojcik: faster than my pig?<BR>Tox: that's a quick pig<BR>Retro: that pig has moves<BR>Tox: just needs a bat under it now<BR>Retro: can you make a pig ride a pig?<BR>HyperSilence: yes<BR>Retro: pigception<BR>Wojcik: jinx whered you go?<BR>Jinx: >:)<BR>Tox: to plot her revenge<BR>Retro: lol<BR>Jinx: unfortunately i cannot hurt HyperSilence, and Retronology is somehow in my good graces<BR>Retro: :D<BR>Jinx: But the other two....<BR>Wojcik: me?<BR>Jinx: eheheheheh<BR>Tox: RIP us<BR>HyperSilence: xD
===Fashionably Late===
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Wojcik: my horses are slow so i don't care<BR>Tox: are they faster than Sloth?<BR>Wojcik: every thing is faster than sloth<BR>Tox: he definitely took his time<BR>Wojcik: he was not ever in a hurry<BR>Tox: fashionably late to any event
===Wanted===
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Wojcik: i might put that mox guy on the wanted board for horse thievery<BR>Tox: you should, he's a shady fellow<BR>Wojcik: i hear he steals horses for racing<BR>Tox: "hijacked my prize steed Sloth"<BR>Wojcik: sloth the trusty get away horse<BR>Tox: some say he's still trying to get away to this day
===A Rock===
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Trancesk8er: you rock<BR>Trancesk8er has left Dragonhollow.<BR>Jinx: omg im a rock<BR>Jinx: trance said im a rock!<BR>Jinx: im so honoured<BR>Tox: I've always thought you're kind of igneous<BR>Jinx: oh<BR>Jinx: why igneous?<BR>Jinx: why not sedimentary?<BR>Jinx: (i think thats a rock type, i forget)<BR>Tox: I was just going for the "ingenius" pun<BR>Tox: also igneous is from the root Latin firis for fire, and you can be kinda fiery, especially when people sell you negative speed Sloth horses<BR>Jinx: omfg XD we're going back to that? XD<BR>Retro: always<BR>Tox: never forget
===Finest Steed===
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Retro: did you ever see sloth?<BR>Acey: yeah I heard about him<BR>Acey: xD<BR>Tox: RIP Sloth, the finest steed of his day<BR>Retro: he was a good horse<BR>Wojcik: i miss that horse
===Time Capsule===
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Acey: Ohh by the way Tox<BR>Acey: I'm starting a time capsule<BR>Acey: store items in a box for a museum for the reset<BR>Acey: someone should get Sloth's head or horseshoe or something<BR>Acey: xD<BR>Tox: yes!<BR>Tox: I will donate him to science
===Sacrifice===
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Jinx: hey tox can you think of a second sacrifice for the shrine?<BR>Tox: uhhh<BR>Jinx: weve set it up at sedrons and we need 2 sacrifices<BR>Acey: sacrifice sloth<BR>Tox: not Sloth D:<BR>Tox: it's cruel to pick on the slow<BR>
=Gallery=
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	Retro: what happened to sloth D:<BR>Wojcik: tox took him<BR>Retro: horse pirate!<BR>Tox: hey, I took all the blame and gained an eternal enemy, the least you could do is loan me him<BR>Retro: lol fair enough	
	—Tox grabs Sloth 	—Tox grabs Sloth
File:2016-03-03_01.41.23.png|Sloth is born
File:2016-03-03_01.47.32.png|Wojcik rides him upside down
File:2016-03-03_01.49.09.png|Underwater
File:2016-03-03_02.00.33.png|Joke's on Jinx
File:2016-03-03_02.00.35.png|Jinx rides Sloth
File:2016-03-03_02.01.21.png|Rearing up with Wojcik
File:2016-03-11_23.47.53.png|In Tox's stable
File:2016-03-12_00.08.28.png|Ridden by Wojcik
=Behind the Scenes=
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The following is out-of-universe information about the real world Dragonhollow.
Sloth was created by HyperSilence by modifying a regular horse's NBT tags to give it a speed value of 0.001, making it functionally immobile.
Category:Horses