HackAShoe

The HackAShoe, also known as the Hakkeshu by the Japanese, is an extremely racist group towards the human race. They are a cult of the top 8 followers of Orocheese. They worship a god sealed away by Chuck Norris for trying to exterminate humanity. However, Orocheese allowed his followers to eat lotsa spametti, causing them to become the biggest pain in the Pingas in the UnWorld. They are the main antagonists of the Orocheese saga of The King of Fighters '95, and attacked the tournaments for 2 entire years from '95 to '97. Most of the members used to be dead but were revived years later by Gremmie after Orocheese was defeated again.
== History ==
=== Long Time Ago ===
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a divine being who called himself "Cheddar's Will": Orocheese, who was the original creator of the Spametti. He made his by combining Mess, some Mozerella Cheese, and Spaghetti. But unlike the Spametti Baiken made, his had estrogen, meaning that Orocheese's spametti is friendly but weightlifter deadly. Orocheese's was forgotten since weightlifters couldn't eat it. Later during this period of his life, he gathered worthy minions, and so the Orocheese clan began growing like a Chia Pet.
They continued to protect the UnWorld for OVER 9 CENTURIES. But Orocheese came up with a perfect idea: injecting plotholium into some members and seeing who survived. Only 4 out of the 26 made it alive. But they acquired strong op powers, and were given the title of heavenly kings. He called them the HackAShoe. But sadly, Humans started fucking everything up and destroying nature. 
1800 years later, Orocheese got very very racist and was ready to pull off an Adolf Hitler move by exterminating all of humanity, so he and the Orocheese clan declared war on humanity. The Aznable, a Wario (he's-a gonna win), and Chuck FREAKIN' Norris used the Triforce in order to seal off Orocheese and the HackAShoe for being too OP + declaring war on humanity.
=== Second Coming ===
The Orocheese seal began to weaken 660 years later after Chuck Norris was fighting Bruce Lee, which loosened his control over the seal by 0.000000001% which was enough to give the HackAShoe a chance as to escape. Meanwhile, while the 3 were trying to create a new Triforce, one guy did the greatest act of trolling ever by killing the wife of the Wa-Clan leader. They killed Wapeach's ancestor and they blamed her death on the Aznables. Then made another lie and said that "it was atonement for letting the Triforce weaken". They then added more fuel to the fire by putting the wife's corpse in Azanable territory, which would lead to a problem: they made a blood pact with Orocheese, and learned The Forbidden 8 Maids technique. The Wa-Clan soon renamed themselves to the Wa-Guys.
The Wa-Guys could get their revenge, but Orocheese had side effects, and it was their heirs dying young and their women dying during birth. Sooner or later, our favorite priest Goenitz invented the Riot of The Kool-Aid, which causes people with Orocheese blood to go absolute ape shit and go on killing sprees. As such, the HackAShoe decided to revive their lord at all costs by hijacking the KOF tournaments, and using them as a way to gain more power to revive Orocheese. But most of the members got killed, and In The WaEnd, even after Chris was used as a vessel for Orocheese, he was yet again sealed away by the 3 sacred Triforces. But soon, a dumbass by the name of Gremmie accidentally revived everyone with Orocheese blood, which in term revived the entire fucking HackAShoe. Now currently they try to revive their lord.
== Members ==
All members of the HackAShoe, including their past deaths.
=== Heavenly Kings ===
* Goenitz the Wildly-Blowing Wind. (Status: Alive) How he died: Killed himself at the end of KOF96
* Shermie (Status: Revived) Cause of last death: murdered by Yashiro in order to give more power to Orocheese.
* Yashiro Nanakase (Alive) His past death was he took his own life via ripping his throat out in order to revive Orocheese.
* Chris (Revived) Got sealed away as his body was used by Orocheese but he's back from the dead now.
=== Hellish Queens ===
* Vice (Revived) Was killed by Judgment Boy along with Mature.
* Mature (Revived) Our favorite Bisexual. Killed by Judgment Boy.
* Ryuji Yamazaki (Alive) The only Orocheese member who didn't die because he didn't care about the god. Local insane yakuza member.
* Gaidel (Revived) The only member who deserved to be revived. Was killed by his own daughter because Goenitz gave her Riot of The Kool-Aid.
=== Other guys related to HackAShoe ===
* Leona Heidern: She is literally Gaidel's daughter.
* Rugal Bernstein: Goenitz gave him Orocheese power.
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