Yeetititus

Yeetititus, formerly known as the "Dogger Flu", is an infectious disease caused by viruses. Symptoms range from mild to severe depending on ethnospecie; with Canisapiens having a higher rate in suffering severe symptoms. Mild symptoms of the Yeetititus include fever, nausea, shortage of breath, runny nose, sore throat, muscle pain, coughing, fatigue, and excessive sweating. Severe symptoms of the Yeetititus include coughing blood, loss of voice, vomiting, severe weight loss, blurred vision, delusions, agitation, increased suicidal and intrusive thinking, paranoia, hallucinations, and death. All-of-the-above symptoms begin from one to four weeks after exposure to the virus (typically five days for mild symptoms to appear) and last for about 2-8 days in Humans, 2-14 days in Cattos, and an astonishing 12-24 days in Doggos. Much like Influenza, Yeetititus may progress to pneumonia, which can be caused by the virus or by a subsequent bacterial infection. Yeetititus is also a risk factor in developing Schizophrenia, particularly in adolescents. Other complications of infection include acute respitory distress syndrome, psychosis, depression, meningitis, and worsening of pre-existing health problems such as asthma. 
== Types of Yeetititus ==
There are four different types of Yeetititus virus, termed Yeetititus viruses A, B, C, and D. Canines are the primary source of Yeetititus A virus (YAV), which is also widespread in various mammals, including cattle animals, humans, doggos, cattos, and rodents. Yeetititus B virus (YBV) primarily infect Canisapiens, and Yeetititis C virus (YCV) primarily infects Felisapiens, and Yeetititus D virus (YDV) primarily infects Homosapiens.
== Origination ==
Yeetititus originated in Dogeland during the 1920s and had mainly ravaged the Dogeandicate continent ever since its discovery. The disease has been Canisapien's biggest killer for decades up until the 2000s. An estimated 44.5 million Caninsapiens who have been infected with Yeetititus have died (1921 - present). Felinsapiens can come down with the disease however it is rare for them to die from it. There have only been 1.2 million confirmed Felisapien deaths from Yeetititus. Homosapiens can get the disease, but fatality rates are extremely low. An estimated 10,200 Homosapien deaths have been killed by Yeetititus. Fortunately, due to a much more modern advantage in medicine, Yeetititus can be contained and treatable; but can not be cured. 
=== Treatment and Preventions ===
* Anti-Yeetititus Medications (SCOOBETHITES for Caninsapiens, SHAGGETHITES for Homosapiens, and SKEETITHITES for Felinsapiens)
* Annual Anti-Yeetititus Vaccines (SCOOBICIDE, SHAGGETCIDE, and SKEETICIDE all same process for different species like above)
* Wash hands before eating food and/or preparing
* When sick, use Yeetititus Tests (similar to COVID rat testing) provided anywhere throughout stores in Dogeland, Catland, Dogestan, Shiberland, Isle of Doges, and Yosheeland.
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