Oh Send Me a Package

An On Top of Old Smokey parody.
== Lyrics ==
* Oh send me a package filled with loads of stuff.
* I do not care how heavy; I hope I get enough!
* Some kids receive candy; it's such a nice gift.
* Make sure you send something not too heavy to lift.
* I could use new headphones and music CDs...
* with laptop computers and pet mice that eat cheese.
* Please do not forget cookies and a personal fridge.
* Because I love quiet, I need a drawbridge.
* I will not cause trouble and I won't complain.
* I would like to ask for Montana and Maine.
* Please throw in Nebraska 'cause it's really grand!
* If those states are too big, send in Rhode Island!
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