The Table

The Table refers to a table in the Abington Heights High School cafeteria that The Meme Lord, along with a good portion of The Council, sat at for every single day until Senior Year. 
== History ==
At the beginning of Freshman year, Meme Lord sat down at this table, seeing that it was completely empty and far away from everybody else. As more students piled in, he was happy to see Council Memebers Grumpy Cat the Elf, The Booper, and The Rare Meme Lord of Cinder join him. This became the exclusive table of the Meme Council, each memeber never changing their position in the cafeteria or their exact seat at the table for the remainder of the year. While at times they were unfortunately joined by nocellan, who only caused problems due to his habit of speaking exactly what comes to his mind whenever he saw a female very loudly. He was more or less banished from The Table a few times, once even almost angering Grumpy Cat into physically throwing him from the table.
Next year, it was found, yet again, that Meme Lord had 7th mod lunch. So, naturally, the table was reclaimed, and the process repeated itself, this time joined by Redneck Memer. They were also occasionally joined by Sly Frog Fry as he would go between classes. Tino was also right across from the table, with Ford. Unfortunately, during the first Semester, they were joined by Squints, who was effectively banished. That is until Lemonade, not knowing the context, required that he sit with them, as Squints told him he couldn't sit anywhere else. It was from this that the famous Ford v. Shenise fight took place, right next to The Table. This was perhaps the most legendary year for The Table.
Next year, unfortunately, the tide was changed, and Meme Lord had 6th mod lunch. But he was in luck, for, you guessed it, the table was reclaimed, and another year of The Table commenced, with the same memebers, this time joined by Taken Bacon and Alex. This year was rather more inactive then others, except for the daily constant Uno matches, brought by The Rare Meme Lord of Cinder. However these dissolved after a while, after finding that Cinder and Booper would cheat often. 
And unfortunately, on Senior Year, the era of the Table would come to an end. This is due to the school's garbage "social distancing plan", which involved removing the tables entirely and replacing them with individual desks. While Meme Lord, Grumpy Cat, and Redneck Memer were lucky enough to be in the same lunch period yet again, they were separated. Meme Lord and Redneck Memer were trapped amongst degens in the back right corner for the remainder of the year. 
== Significance of The Table ==
I bet you're wondering: "really? a page about a table Meme Lord used to sit at? Isn't that a stretch?", And you would be right. But theres an entire page for Crungus, and this page has more significance than that by a long shot. This table is where the majority of Meme Council activity took place, being the only period of the day with uninterrupted Chromebook use, and the fact that a good portion of the Veterans/Ancients were present at The Table. It is also where the most Meme Council memebers were able to meet at once on a regular basis. 
It is worth noting that nobody ever joined the original inhabitants at this table nor the half connecting to it. They had the entire table to themselves for 3 years, while occasionally a kid would sit by himself at the end, there was never another consistent visitor. Local Legend Janil also sat at one end for a week. 
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