Pat-cation

Pat-cation is the second episode of the first season of Patrick Star Stories. It was written by .
==Plot==
Patrick goes on a cruise ship after winning the lottery. Unfortunately, Squidward sees this and gets jealous because he always looses, so he sneaks onto Pat's cruise ship and sabotages the events.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick walking into Barg'N-Mart.)
SpongeBob: What were we buying again?
Patrick: I already told you, milk and batteries. I need the batteries for the milk to make an electric milk carton.
SpongeBob: Can't you just buy a pre-made one like over there? (He points to an electric milk carton on a shelf)
Patrick: Oh, cool!
(They run over, but something catches their eyes.)
Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Patrick: Are you looking at what I'm looking at?
SpongeBob: I think I'm looking at what you're looking at.
Patrick/SpongeBob: SCRATCH TICKETS! (They run over to the scratch tickets booth where there is a worker running the booth)
SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, how much are the scratch tickets?
Worker: $5 each.
Patrick: Oh boy! SpongeBob, do you have any cash on you?
SpongeBob: (He pulls out his pockets for no money to be seen) Sorry, Patrick. You?
Patrick: (He pulls out his pockets, still no money in sight) Yeah, I got no cash.
Worker: Well, I guess you won't be getting any scratch tickets for today.
Patrick: Aw, man!
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! It looks like Squidward is here! And he has some cash along with him!
Squidward: (He walks over) Oh, NO YOU DON'T! There's no way I'm going to waste valuable money for such a dumb thing like scratch tickets!
Patrick: If I win the lottery, I'll give you half the money!
Squidward: Do you think you'll really win, Patrick? Lottery tickets are just a scam to trick you into thinking that you'll get a million dollars, when in reality, the people selling them to you are getting a million dollars because you keep paying them for the tickets!
SpongeBob: Don't listen to grumpy old Squidward, Patrick! He's just trying to trick you into not buying them so he can keep his money!
Squidward: You know what? Here! Take my only 5 dollar bill. I bet you won't even win. (He hands it to Patrick)
Patrick: Alright, I will! (He takes a scratch ticket and leaves the 5 dollar bill on the booth counter. He scratches it off and finds 3 pineapples.)
SpongeBob: 3 PINEAPPLES? Patrick, you just won the lottery!
Patrick: Really? WAHOO!
Squidward: Wha-*sputter*
(A man wearing a suit and tie appears from behind Squidward)
???: Congratulations, Patrick Star! I'm Gill Gillman, and you just won a million dollars and a two-for-one getaway cruise!
Patrick: This is the best day ever!
Squidward: Uh, I'm still getting half the money, r-right?
Patrick: Sayonara, Squiddy! I'm off to become a millionaire! Shouldn't have been a jerk! Now follow me, SpongeBob!
Squidward: WHAT? This is ridiculous! Idiotic! Unfair!
(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gill walk off to the cruise ship)
Squidward: Hey, I know! It said a two-for-one getaway cruise, but not a steal-for-one getaway cruise! I'm going to ruin Patrick's 9 and a half hours as a millionaire by sabotaging the ship and its events! That'll show him!
More coming soon, i just need a break lol - ace
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