It's Always Sunny in Tentacle Acres

It's Always Sunny in Tentacle Acres is the first episode of season 3 of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward and Dennis get introduced to their new home, Tentacle Acres.
==Transcript==
[The episode continues off from the previous episode]
[Squidward talks to the intercom on the Tentacles Acres door]
Squidward: Hello?
Guard: Yes, can I help you?
Squidward: Yes, uh, me and my…”friend” here have just kind of escaped from our city, so we kind of need a place to stay.
Guard: Are any of you sponges or starfish?
Squidward: Nope! Just me, an octopus, and a fish!
Guard: …….Hm. Well, you can go in.
[The gates open, and the two enter the city]
Dennis: Woah, this looks amazing!
Squidward: Let’s celebrate…
[They start passionately making out]
Octopus citizen: Hey, can you guys stop making out or something? There are children here!
Squidward: Homophobe.
Dennis: Well anyway, we should look around and find where we’re gonna stay.
Squidward: Well that shouldn’t be that hard. All the houses around here look the same.
Dennis: And everyone is staring at me for some reason.
Squidward: I wouldn’t worry about it for now.
[Squidward looks around for houses that aren’t occupied]
Squidward: [pointing] There’s one!
Dennis: Wow, it looks… average.
Squidward: They all do, honey, they all do.
Dennis: Welp, let’s move in. Wait, why does our neighbor have a mansion?
Squidward: Huh? OH MY NEPTUNE!
[Squidward knocks on the door]
Squidward: Hello? Anyone there?
[The door opens, and Squilliam is standing there]
Squidward: ….SQUILLIAM?!
Squilliam: Heeey, Squiddy! I haven’t seen you in ages! Looks like you finally decided to move to the best and only octopolis there is! 
Squidward: …Yes. How nice.
Squilliam: Hey, is that a fish friend you have there?
Dennis: Uh, hi.
Squilliam: Oh man, good luck. Welp, see you neighbors! [closes the door]
Squidward: I hate him.
Dennis: What does he mean by “good luck”?
Squidward: Forget about it, he’s full of nonsense. Let’s just settle into our new humble abode.
Dennis: Okay then…
[The two of them walk towards the door of their island head house, and Squidward opens it]
Squidward: Aaah, that’s the good old smell of…
Dennis: A house?
Squidward: …yeah. A house.
Dennis: Well, let’s get comfortable.
[They sit on the couch and turn on the TV]
TV Announcer: Welcome to Tentacles Acres News, where we report news in Tentacle Acres! [grumbling] I hate my job… Anyway, our mayor Squidolf Dunkel has announced our beloved city should prepare for “great things”. He also has officially declared that a hot dog is a sandwich. And now, a clarinet performance from Kelpy G.
Squidward: Kelpy G also lives here? This is the best place ever!
Dennis: I have no idea who that is.
Squidward: [gasps] You’ve never heard of the one, the only, Kelpy G? You’re missing out, man!
[On the TV, it shows Kelpy G, who has just begun his clarinet solo]
Squidward: Hey, do you think the Bikini Bottom police will be able to track us down?
Dennis: Years of being a hitman have taught me not to fear the police. Yet, that island I was on for years, still gives me nightmares. I will never forget all those years alone, cold, and for the first time in years, scared…then a bunch of random people came and helped me escape. I suppose I should thank you for that.
Squidward: …Ok, I didn’t expect that. Say, are you hungry?
Dennis: A little. Hungry like I was on the island…
Squidward: [opens the fridge, which is empty] Oh yeah, there’s no food.
Dennis: Is there a supermarket or something around here?
Squidward: There is, actually. And they have the best food… canned bread… oh my god it’s the best ahhhhh…
Dennis: Get a hold of yourself dude, it’s just bread in a can.
Squidward: It is food and it is delicious, so less talking and more canned breading!
[Dennis groans, and the scene transitions to them at the supermarket]
Squidward: [holding a shopping cart] Now where’s that canned bread?
Dennis: Can we get like, literally any other food first. A former hitman’s gotta eat, and it should be sooner rather than later.
Squidward: THERE’S THE CANNED BREAD! [he grabs all of the cans and drops them in the shopping cart] Welp, I guess there’s no space left for anything else.
Dennis: Ugh. You know, even inside here, I feel like I’m being watched.
Squidward: Weird.
[We see a shot of everyone in the supermarket staring at Dennis]
[Squidward and Dennis go up to the cashier]
Cashier: Hello, sir.
Squidward: Canned bread. Money. [throws some money at the cashier]
Cashier: Great. Another canned bread hoarder. Go home, you and your…fish.
Dennis: Well then…
Squidward: Well, that was one good first day. We’ve got a nice house, canned bread, what more could you ask for? Truly, an amazing city.
Dennis: …Yeah.
== Trivia ==
* This episode was released on the third anniversary of Bonding With Your Child and The Horror Movie, which is also the third anniversary of the show.
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