Canadian Eminem

This page takes a lot from Eminem's Wikipedia page (Even though they aren't related)
==Description==
Canadian Eminem is a main character in Skin Man Remastered where he acts as a minor antagonist to Skinman, and a business partner to Evil Man. He is the father of all Libsters, which indirectly connects him to Skin Man 4's character of Libster. Besides otherwise looking like American Eminem(of which he has no relation to), Canadian Eminem rocks a '#1 Dad' cap and a name card which says, "Libster Dad." He also ended World War II.
HE IS NOT RELATED TO AMERICAN EMINEM IN ANY WAY.
==Backstory==
===Early Life===
Marchall Français-Bruce LaMathiers III, better known as Canadian Eminem was born on October 17, 1927, on St. Joseph Island, Ontario. He was raised by his mother, Deborah Roux, after his father, Marchall François-Bruce LaMathiers II, abandoned them when Canadian Eminem was just a year and a half old. He had a tumultuous childhood marked by frequent moves and a strained relationship with his mother.
By age 12, Canadian Eminem and his mother had moved around a lot and lived all around Ontario, including St. Joseph Island, Toronto, and London, but the only one of notable importance is Sarnia. Besides his time on St. Joseph Island when he was very young, this is the first time Canadian Eminem lived on the coast. Perhaps it was his origins on St. Joseph Island, but he found himself attracted to the water, especially the species of Crayfish living there. But alas, the family continued to move, and eventually settled in Windsor, Ontario, near Detroit.
As a child, he was highly interested in storytelling, wanting to become a political cartoon artist when he was older, but after being influenced by his musical mentor and uncle, Rémie DePolkingharn, he later shifted his focus to hip hop and rap. But Canadian Eminem's music career only really started at age 14 when he was drafted under child labor to fight in World War II!
=== War Life===
He was one of the only Canadians in his division during the war, and those that were Canadians were way older than him. The exception to that was Canadian-born, Michel Ruby, who just so happened to share the same musical interests as Canadian Eminem. They started a small rap duo under the name "The Canadians, M&M," as both "Michel" and "Marchall" start with an M.
Despite struggling through growing up on the battle field, the duo persisted, and became known as some of the best moral raisers in the war. Sadly though, Michel was killed during the Battle for Caen, which devastated not only Canadian Eminem, but everyone who listen to their music. Everyone fell into depression, and could hardly work anymore. But Canadian Eminem pulled through, stepped up, and played a solo for the first time, taking up the new moniker "The Canadian M&M," and later, "Canadian Eminem." This act single-handedly raised all of the soldiers moral, and was key in the victory of the Battle for Caen.
Canadian Eminem's revenge didn't stop there, however. He was determined to challenge Adolf Hitler himself to a rap battle to avenge his friend's death. He rose through the ranks of the army, and on April 30, 1945, he finally met the Hitler, and he roasted the tyrant with his fire bars so bad that he killed himself later that night. And thus, thanks to Canadian Eminem's fire bars, World War II ended, and all the soldiers, including Canadian Eminem were able to return home.
===After the War===
But home still wasn't great for the now 17-year-old Canadian Eminem. He tried going back to a normal life as a normal Canadian high schooler, but he couldn't. He was a now well renowned hiphop artist and war hero, plus he was getting terrible grades and hated most of his classes. So, still at 17, he dropped out of high school, and worked many different jobs to provide for he and his mother. One of the jobs he had was with Little Caesar's Pizza in Windsor, Ontario. But after realizing he was unhappy living with his mother in Windsor, he moved away, back up to Sarnia, where he would continue his music career living by the water.
It was here, much later in his life in early 1994, through "scientific" means enveloping the crayfish of Lake Huron, Canadian Eminem became the father of a new species of animal, the Libster. So proud with his offspring, he later dawned the '#1 Dad' cap and 'Libster Dad' name tag he wears in Skin Man Remastered. However, not everyone was happy about this development. Neonazis have always hated Canadian Eminem for what he did to Hitler in 1945, and now that he was a proud father, they had the perfect means to get back at him. Later that year, October 17th, Canadian Eminem's birthday, the poaching started. En masse, neonazi's lead by Jack Black (who is not a neonazi himself, mind you) began killing all the Libsters in Lake Huron. Since then, Canadian Eminem has been at war with the neonazis, fighting to protect his children.
===Music Career===
Of course, it's obvious Canadian Eminem started his music career with a Michel Ruby in the middle of World War II, that's common knowledge. But after the war, when he moved to Sarnia, that is when his story really started.
After playing around for a few years, and despite early struggles pertaining to moving, the commercial failure of his official album "Infinite, Eh?," and grappling with personal issues such as poverty and substance abuse, Canadian Eminem persevered. His breakthrough came in 1954 with the release of "The Vape Master LP," which showcased his darker, angrier style that had evolved from his initial setbacks and drug abuse.
After a hiatus, Canadian Eminem's career experienced a resurgence in 1964 with the album "Relapse, For Sure," which enjoyed commercial success. This was followed by "Recovery, Buddy" in 1965, diverging from his previous work and topping charts globally as the bestselling album of that year. Eminem continued to release music, maintaining a strong presence in the music industry into the late '60s to '70s, making collaborations with other artists, like Elvis and John Lennon!
===The Vaping Thing===
Canadian Eminem is a pro vaper. Ever since he fell into substance abuse, Canadian Eminem started looking for a "healthier" solution to his new addiction for nicotine. Of course, no nicotine intake is good for you, but that didn't stop Canadian Eminem, then he discovered electronic cigarettes. Canadian Eminem quickly found himself in love with smoking e-cigarettes, and started training to smoke as optimally as possible.
Where that weak virgin American Eminem was crying about being "The Real Slim Shady", Canadian Eminem was spitting (up) bars about being The Real Vape Master 69420. With the success of "The Vape Master LP," the Vape Master jig was rewarded, and continued to grow in popularity. Eventually, 18 years after the release of the long play, in 1972, the use of vapes was legalized in the U.S. Vape Master's popularity.
Canadian Eminem is well known for getting very high off of his vapes at parties. He's mastered the art of cloud-chasing, so much so that he can direct it as if it was an extension of his own being, a power he very commonly uses as a party trick.
==Appearences==
At the time of writing this, Canadian Eminem has only appeared in Skin Man Remastered.
Canadian Eminem and his children's struggles with neonazis are the main catalyst of Act 5 in Skin Man Remastered. He starts out on Skinman's side, but when he fails to bring the neonazis and Jack Black to justice, he turns against him and goes to Evil Man to plot his revenge. Eventually, the two end up blowing up a children's hospital Skinman was hiding in.
The last we see of Canadian Eminem is when he and Evil Man are celebrating after they think they've killed Skinman. He gases the whole house with vape fumes to get people to leave the party and later is implied to be the one gassing Skinman near the end of the book.
==Trivia==
*Canadian Eminem's middle name, Français-Bruce was a misspelling of his father's name François-Bruce which was made when writing his birth certificate
**This decision was NOT made because there is no good French equivalent to Bruce that isn't too indistinguishable and so just calling it "French Bruce" was the best thing I could come up with
*Canadian Eminem's lungs are so vape-orized that vapes have no effect on them anymore
*Canadian Eminem hopes to pen down on stores selling normal cigarettes and shut them down
*Canadian Eminem gets pretty steamed when talking about his time in WWII
*Canadian Eminem laced Evil Man's bong in Skin Man Remastered.
*The history of how Canadian Eminem came to be a character is wild, as his entire storyline in Skin Man Remastered was never in the Original Skin Man Books, the process went like this:
# Originally, Skinman was going to get a call to "collect debt," Hotline Miami style, which he would then misinterpret and reenact the Chapter 6 of Skin Man 2
# This phone call was changed to a sketchy-looking man coming to Skinman's Grave to tell him to "collect debt," so the scene could feel more natural
# When Xavi couldn't find a good Sketchy Man Stock Image, Landon jokingly suggested just using Eminem, a prospect Xavi found so funny that he went with it
# Landon jokingly adds "(In Canadian Accent)" to Eminem's line, Xavi roles with it, declaring him the father of Libster, and he two create the design Canadian Eminem now has
# Seb steps in and changes the story from collecting debt to killing neonazis as a reference to In a Skmal
* During his transition to the father of Libsters, there was a time he was going to have a lobster face, but Landon couldn't make it work so he just stayed with Eminem's face