We gotta get SpongeBob back

We gotta get SpongeBob back is a popular video that is a parody of a SpongeBoB episode but with some violence that are extreme.
== Transcript ==
[Squidward is sitting behind the counter of the Krusty Krab.]
Squidward: Ahh, it sure is comfortable around here, now that SpongeBob is gone.
[Squidward starts freaking out.]
Squidward: I GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!! (2x)
[The scene cuts to Squidward running inside a 7-Eleven, where a cashier named Dave stands at the counter.]
Dave: Hi, can I get you anything?
[Squidward punches Dave and loads his gun.]
Dave: LEG
Squidward: Give me all the money in the cash register!
Dave: Don't do this, Squidward.
Squidward: BUT I GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!!!
Dave: You know this is wrong.
[Camera zooms in on Dave.]
Dave: You know this won't bring SpongeBob back.
[Squidward runs outside to the parking lot, stealing a parked ambulance.]
Ambulance Driver: MEIN LEIBEN
[Squidward runs over the driver's body, speeding onto the road.]
Squidward: People of Bikini Bottom!
[Camera zooms out to show the ambulance.]
Squidward: WE GOTTA GET-
[The ambulance crashes, throwing Squidward into the Krusty Krab. Squidward picks up a pipe and burns down Mr. Krabs' door.]
Squidward: MR. KRABS!!!
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, me bucko!
Squidward: WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!!!
[Mr Krabs bangs his fists on his desk.]
Mr. Krabs: Argghhh! We gotta get SpongeBob back!
Squidward: We GOTTA go.
Mr. Krabs: But HOW?
Squidward: We need some WHEELS.
[Scene cuts to Sandy in her treedome lying on her hammock. Sandy's phone rings.]
Squidward: Sandy! SANDY!
Sandy: Howdy, Squidward! Wanna talk about Texas?
Squidward: WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BAA-
[Sandy puts the phone down.]
Sandy: We gotta get SpongeBob back faster than a dill rabbit on a horn pickle!
[Sandy drives her 1999 Subaru Impreza Wagon with a cow on the roof and a sticker reading "TEXASS" out of her treedome. Sandy drives twirling a lasso.]
Sandy: Yee-haw!
[Sandy drives off a cliff, lands in front of the Krusty Krab, picks Squidward and Mr. Krabs up, and drives down Conch Street to the row of three houses we are so familiar with.]
Squidward: Patrick!
Patrick: I know. We gotta get Spongebob back.
[Camera zooms in on Patrick's hand.]
Patrick: Here's the key.
[Patrick and the others run into Spongebob's house. They head up the stairs into Spongebob's bedroom, where his form is under a blanket.]
Squidward: Spongebob?
Patrick: It's not him.
[Squidward pulls the blanket, revealing a portal.]
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry. We're right behind ya, lad.
[They jump down the portal to Bikini Atoll.]
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, whatever you do! Don't look back!
Squidward: Huh?
[Squidward looks back, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Patrick turn into sand structures blowing away]
Squidward: No. No, no, no. Noooo! Where am I?
t h i s i s n o t c o m p l e t e d .
Part 2:
Squidward: [bangs on door]Larry! Larry!
[larry opens door]
Squidward: WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!!!!!!
Larry: why?
[squidward thinks]
and that’s all?
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