The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 14

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==Transcript==
(With the power still out, the scene cuts to Group A, who are somewhere in the fortress. It is pitch black)
Katie: Well, crap.
Izzy: What happened to the power?
Henry: Octavio forgot to pay the electricity bill. (Laughs) No. Somebody tampered with the main power source.
Jasper: Do you think this is a trap?
Henry: No, because then whoever is trapping us wouldn't be able to see what they're doing while the power's out.
Jasper: Zach is good with this kind of thing.
Henry: Yeah. He would be all over this kind of stuff.
Katie: Does anyone have a flashlight? My phone is out of charge.
Jasper: Mine too.
Henry: Mine as well.
Izzy: MINE TOO!
Katie: Izzy, shut up!
(Everything reverbs)
Henry: Wait... We can travel through the fortress by using sound!
Katie: Why don't we just feel our way through?
Henry: Because, Katie, we don't know what could be in front of us, because it's so dark. We might run into a pole, or fall down some stairs, or even run into Zach's big fat mom.
(The group laughs)
Isabella: (In the background) I heard that, Henry, you little nerdy twerp! Now, come rescue us!
Henry: Sorry, you cow look-alike! We're coming! Moo, moo!
Isabella: (In the background) Jerk!
Katie: Which way do we go?
Henry: Let's see... (Throws a pencil in his direction. It hits something far away, which makes a noise) Okay, follow the sound of my footsteps.
(Everyone follows Henry down the hallway, in the pitch dark. The scene changes to Zach, Amy, Cap'n Cuttlefish and Agent 3, who are all in the throne room, in the pitch black)
Agent 3: Great.
Amy: Now what?
Zach: Don't worry, girls.
Cuttlefish: I'm not a girl.
Zach: And old person.
Cuttlefish: Thank you.
Zach: I'm an expert with electronics.
(Zach fiddles around with the wires and buttons. Moments later, the power comes back on)
Zach: Ah, much better.
(Agent 3 is in nothing but a bikini)
Cuttlefish: WHERE are your clothes?
Agent 3: I got hot.
Zach: It's fifty degrees Fahrenheit in here...
Agent 3: What? It's nice to be in my underwear after two days straight of being in those clothes.
Cuttlefish: Just put your clothes back on. Nobody wants to see your bikini.
Agent 3: Yes sir. (Puts her clothes back on) Happy?
Cuttlefish: Very.
(The camera cuts to Group A)
Izzy: Well, now that the power's back on, we can see where we're going!
Katie: Stop stating the obvious.
Henry: Yeah, it's not necessary, and it's annoying. 
Jasper: Hey, look! There's everyone else!
(Group A heads into the room where the citizens are being kept)
Isabella: Well, about time!
Henry: Ms. Teuthida, I mean this with the upmost, formal respect... (Comes up to Isabella, into her ear) Shut up.
Isabella: (Glares and frowns) Whatever. Where's my son?
Jasper: He's fine.
Zoey: Is my Amy okay?
Katie: She's with Zach.
Duncan: Where are they?
Katie: They went with Craig and 3 to go up against DJ Octavio.
Zoey: What?! My little Amy!
Izzy: Relax. I think they beat him already.
Duncan: Old Craig's still alive? Even after all these years?
Katie: Yeah. He's 127 years old now.
Duncan: Good lord, and he's still the Captain?
Izzy: Yep!
Duncan: Well, good on him. I haven't spoken to him in years.
Katie: What happened between you two?
Duncan: (Sighs) We had an argument about my ranking, so I quit, and Sophie took my place... Shortly after Sophie died, Craig wanted me back in the program, but I couldn't do it... Sophie's death was just too much for me, and I had little Amy to take care of... So, I declined, and never spoke to him again...
Katie: I see...
Zoey: (Rests her head on Duncan's shoulder) Dunky-poo doesn't like talking about his past...
Duncan: (Nuzzles Zoey's head) No, Dunky-poo does not...
(The camera cuts back to Group B)
Zach: Okay, so the power's back on, and we can see.
Amy: Right. Well, I'm sure we don't need to do anything else here.
Zach: Yeah. Alright, let's get the citizens, and get out of here.
Cuttlefish: Good idea.
Amy: Okay, let's go and-
DJ Octavio: (Gets up) And pay for my now DEAD fiancée's funeral!
Amy: Oh, crap!
(Cap'n Cuttlefish whacks DJ Octavio across the head with his walking stick, knocking him unconscious very easily)
Cuttlefish: Oh... Um... That was easy...
Zach: Why didn't we just do that before?! We would of saved so much time! Ugh! C'mon, let's go.
(Agent 3 accidently knocks over a candle with her belly, which causes a fire)
Agent 3: Whoops.
Zach: You idiot!
Agent 3: I knew I should of went to the gym. (Smacks her belly) Ugh!
Amy: Run!
(The Inklings run out of the throne room, which catches fire and goes up in flames. The Inklings run down the hall, and find Group A with the other citizens)
Henry: Hey!
Amy: Hey, Hen-Hen!
Henry: Don't ever call me that again.
Zoey: Is that smoke?
Zach: (Comes in) Fire, fire, FIRE!
Jasper: FIRE?!
Katie: Ah, squid sacks!
Crusty Sean: (Gets up) Welp, I'm off!
Sheldon: (Goes with Crusty Sean) Right behind you.
(Everyone rushes out of the burning fortress, and makes it outside. Meanwhile, Amy is still in the burning fortress)
Amy: (Inside, shouting) Hey! Is that everyone?!
Zach: (Outside, houting back in response) Yes! I think everyone's here!
Amy: (Inside, shouting) Are you sure?!
Zach: (Outside, houting back in response) Yes! I know everyone in Inkopolis!
Amy: (Inside, shouting) Okay!
(Amy attempts to rush out of the fortress. Suddenly, the fire and flames rise, making it very hard for Amy to see her way out)
Amy: Oh, no... (Yells out) HELP! I'M TRAPPED! I CAN'T SEE! HELP!
Zach: (Yells back in response) Hang on! I'm coming!
(Zach tries to go back into the fortress, but is stopped by Isabella, Zach's mother)
Isabella: Oh, no you don't, young man! No son of mine is gonna get burned to a crisp!
Zach: Mom, she's!... She's... (Sighs) My girlfriend...
Isabella: Girlfriend?
(Jasper and Henry cheer in support for Zach)
Henry: I knew it!
Jasper: Go get her, dude!
Zach: Mom, if she dies in there, it will be because of me. I love her, okay?
Isabella: (Her expression softens) You really do care about her... Alright, go in there. Save your girlfriend.
(Isabella lets go of Zach's arm. Zach rushes back into the fortress, and looks for Amy)
Zach: Amy, where are you?!
Amy: (Looks around) Uh... I'm in front of fire!
Zach: (Sarcastically) Gee, that's really helpful. It's not like there's a lot of fire around here...
Amy: Well, what else am I supposed to do, just sit and die?!
Zach: I can hear you, but I can't see you!
Amy: What should I do?!
Zach: Try, uh, running through the fire?
Amy: I can't, everything's on fire!
Zach: Okay, you're right, that was a stupid idea.
Amy: (Starts coughing) Zach, the smoke is getting bad! You should get out of here. I don't want you to die trying to save me. Forget about me, and save yourself!
Zach: Amy, I'm not leaving you. We're both getting out of here together. We can do this!
Amy: How am I gonna get out of here?
Zach: Uh... (Looks around) Um...
(Cuts to a split screen view of Zach and Amy thinking to themselves. The two's faces brighten up, as they come up with an idea)
Zach & Amy: Splatoon!
(The camera cuts to Zach only)
Zach: Amy, toss me one of your guns! We can both squirt ink at the flames to put them out!
Amy: Oh... (Realization) Oh! Silly me! Why didn't I think of that?
(Amy throws over her 52 Gal to Zach, which hits him on the head)
Zach: (Falls over) OW! (Gets up) Okay, on the count of three, we both squirt at the fire!
Zach & Amy: 1... 2... 3!
(The two squirt ink at the fire and flames together. After a few seconds, the fire and flames are put out, and Amy is free)
Amy: (Runs over to Zach and hugs him. She loses her balance and falls into him, weak from the fire and smoke) Get me out of here...
Zach: (Carries Amy in his arms) You're gonna be okay.
Amy: (Coughs, clinging onto Zach) You're my favorite person...
Zach: (Smiles, still holding Amy) You're MY favorite person...
(The two kiss. Zach runs off with Amy in his arms. Zach, with Amy still in his arms, jumps out from the top of the fortress. There is a slow motion sequence where Zach falls with Amy in his arms from the fortress. He turns his back to where the ground is. The sequence changes back to regular motion, as Zach lands on Agent 3, which cushions his fall)
Agent 3: (Falls onto her back) OOF! Mph- (Vomits) There goes my massive lunch...
Zach: (With his head on Agent 3's belly) Ow... (Looks up at Agent 3) Thanks... And sorry...
Agent 3: Ah, that's alright, kid. I've been hit much worse than this many times before. It's part of my job.
Zach: (Gets up, with Amy still in his arms) Amy?...
(Amy is unconscious and doesn't respond)
Zach: (Shakes Amy) Amy?! Amy, please wake up! AMY!
(Amy doesn't wake up)
Jasper: Is she dead?!
Henry: (Feels Amy's pulse) She's still alive.
Zach: Quick! Get her to the hospital!
(Katie pulls out her phone and calls 911. Her phone beeps and says "We're sorry, we cannot connect to you at this very moment. Please try again later")
Katie: Are you kidding me?!
Zach: Ugh! Stupid "no reception" area...
(Everyone turns to Isabella, who is a nurse)
Isabella: Don't look at me, I don't own an ambulance! I'm just a nurse.
Henry: (Sighs) Well, we don't make it in time without an ambulance.
Crusty Sean: Allow me to help.
(Crusty Sean pulls out a pair of keys, and presses a button. Seconds later, his food truck comes out, and pulls up next to Zach and unconscious Amy)
Zach: Whoa, that's handy.
Crusty Sean: (Pats his truck) This baby can get us anywhere in seconds, and we can eat in it. (Gets in his truck) Get in!
(Zach hops in the back with unconscious Amy in his arms)
Zach: Don't worry, Amy. You'll be okay...
(The truck drives off with Zach and unconscious Amy in the back. The camera pans up as the truck drives straight ahead, and the scene fades to black)
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