Meet The Family

Meet The Family Is The First Episode Of The Tophella Family Experience
==Transcript==
Opens Up To A Photo Of Teens In A Forest, All Of Them Are Smiling.
Male - Ever Wonder What It's Like To Grow Up In A Family? 
Female - Well, Don't Let The Other Family Shows Fool You! It's Not All Sugar And Spice.
The Door Opens. Chaos Is Happening Outside.
Male - Welcome To 27 Irrelevant Lane, Home...
The Title Appears.
Both - ...Of Our Family.
The Doors Close. The Man Holds Up The Picture.
Male - Take A Look At These Two. (Points To Two Of The Teens. One Is A Male Wearing A Sweater, The Other Is A Female Wearing A Pink Dress) Pretty Memorable, Right? Now, Back Up.
The Camera Backs Away, Revealing The Teens The Male Was Pointing To, Now Fully Grown.
Male - Look Familiar? (Smiles) Yep, It's Us, Topher And Ella, From Pahkitew Island!
Ella - Yes, We've Grown A Little Bit Since Then...
Topher - But Yes, We're Still The Loveable Chris McLean Wannabe And Fairytale Princess You've Grown To Know And Love! It's Been A While, We've Got Married, Had Kids, All The Typical Stuff A Couple Would Do.
A Crash Is Heard. 
Ella - But, Like We Said, If You Think It Was Easier Than Pahkitew, Then You Could Not Be Any More Wrong. 
The Door Opens Again. One Girl Reading A Script, One Girl Is Running Around Holding A Mirror, And A Boy Waiting Outside The Bathroom, Looking Like He's Desperate.
Topher - Better Give You A "Who's Who".
The Camera Zooms In On The Big Boy Who's Desperate.
Topher - That's Adam, Our Oldest Son. 
Ella - He's Very Fond Of Music, Like Me. But He Prefers Playing His Guitar Rather Than Singing. He's Also Very, VERY, Overprotective. And A Little Commanding. 
Adam - Hurry Up, Bro. I'm Bursting Out Here!
Boy - Almost Done! Hang In There! (Groans. A Plop Is Heard, Then A Flush) AWW, YEAH! WOO, SWEET RELIEF! (He Exits The Bathroom) WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!!!
Adam - Finally! (He Dashes In And Slams The Door) 
Topher - That Kid Right There's Toby, Our Youngest Son.
He Gets Up.
Toby - Now To Get To My Room.
Ella - He's A Very Organized Kid Who Utilizes Every Tactic In His Book To Keep Track Of What To Do. He's Also An Avid Fancier Of Comic Books, Manga, Video Games, Fantasy, And Science Fiction Stories, Which Are, Of Course, Typical Interests For A Boy His Age.
Toby - (Cracks His Knuckles) Into The Breach!
He Screams As He Runs Past A Teenage Girl Reading Lyrics Off A Piece Of Paper.
That's Melody, Our Oldest Daughter.
Ella - Not Only Does She Likes To Sing, Like Me, But She Also Enjoys Acting. She's An Aspiring Actress And A Singer. She Mostly Auditions For Song-Plays.
Melody - (Sings Then Screams) Still Not Got That High Note! What Is Wrong With Me?
The Camera Pans Down To A Little Girl, With A Tea Party.
Topher - And That's Lily, Our Youngest Daughter.
Ella - She Gets Most Of Her Personality From Me. She Loves Animals, Tea Parties, And Girly Things! She's Also An Aspiring Ballet Dancer. She Always Enjoys Practicing Her Ballet Skills.