Humor From Tianheng

Humor From Tianheng is a Quest Item that can be found in Wangshu Inn.
==First Song==
I watch two village men play chess, they play it terribly. For one of them is lacking skill — the other, strategy.
A muddled mess of bungled chess upon the board ensues. I claim to watch in ignorance... in fact, I'm quite amused!
==Second Song==
These curious rock formations! All that grows here grows awry:
There's bonsai leaves on bonsai trees that nature bonsified!
From Cor Lapis to shining jade, to silken shrubs galore, the sights exceed what many aged simpletons can endure.
==Third Song==
Jueyun Karst houses a second sky, a place that mere mortals cannot spy.
The more that one seeks it, the more it seems true, for the birds and beasts here hail from there too.
==Fourth Song==
White like silk, fine like salt, an exquisite antique is sand.
The rich expel it from their homes, but in mine, I boast that it freely roams.
==Fifth Song==
A sound assails my ears, 'tis waves that crash against the cliff.
Atop the cliff I sleep, and beneath the cliff I fish.
A thoughtless neighbor is that wind god, who tears the sky asunder. For he sends things flying everywhere, and disturbs the people's slumber.
==Sixth Song==
Spring blooms in Qingce, floral fragrance fills the air. It's times like this I really wish my mom and dad were there.
Silvergrass softly rustles in the cool autumnal breeze. I harvest it to weave new clothes before the winter freeze.
==Seventh Song==
Rex Lapis erected this mountain and built that bay by the sea.
These stratified cliffs are majestic, and those streets entertain endlessly.
==Eight Song==
Oh, how cool is the shade of the trees when summer's heat sets in! I lie my body on a bed of leaves, in a blanket of breeze ensconced.
Alas, mosquitos show no mercy to my tender skin! In haste, I flee from persecution and head back home at once.
==Ninth Song==
I took an after-dinner stroll at evening by the sea. I stroked my beard in thought and gazed out at the galaxy:
The stars across the sky connect to form a canopy, holding back the moon lest it fall into the sea.
==Tenth Song==
I stopped by Feiyun Slope to view the merchants' wares:
precious stones of every kind — from expensive to astronomical.
But why waste Mora here on rocks, and have none left to spare?
I'd rather spend at Yujing Terrace on all things gastronomical.
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