Plankton Family Games

"Plankton Family Games" is a The Plankton Family episode from season 1. In this episode, eight contestants compete to win a series of events held by Clem. 
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins with an outside shot of the plankton village)
(Then the shot cuts to show all of the plankton crammed onto the street)
Clem: Today I gathered y’all to announce some very important news! And that is that I am going to hold the first ever Plankton Family Games! (Cheers are heard from the crowd) The first competition is going to be biscuit eating. It'll take place next Saturday at noon. To sign up, write your name on that piece of paper right there! (The whole crowd rushes over) And, wait! I forgot! (The crowd looks back) The biscuits isn’t free! Y’all have to pay for ‘em! (The crowd groans and most of them walk away)
French Narrator: (A time card appears) The next Saturday…
(A sign is shown saying “Plankton Family Games” with in arrow pointing to the right)
(The shot moves to the right to show a large crowd of plankton gathered on benches for the event)
Clem: Now it’s time to introduce our contestants! (The crowd cheers) Our first of eight contestants is Zeeeeeeeeeeke! (Cheers) Contestant number two is Ruuuuufuuuuus! (Cheers) Our next contestant, who’s favorite food actually isn’t biscuits (the crowd boos) is Dooooouuuuuuug! Our number four contestant is my best buddy, Raaaaiiiinchilllllllld! (Cheers) And contestant number five is Fletcherrrr McGeeeeeeeeeee! (Cheers) Contestant six is Juliooooooooooo! (Cheers) And number seven is gonna be Billlllly Jiiiiiim! (The crowd doesn’t cheer) And last but not least, the one and only, the man, the myth, the legend, Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Fillyyyyyyyyyy! (Loud cheers) This is the first of four events in the Plankton Family Games. For coming first in an event you get 10 points, second gets 7, thirds gets 6 points, and down from there. For this event whoever can be the first to finish their 35 biscuits will win! So, are y’all ready?!
Crowd: Yeah!
Clem: Are you sure?!
Crowd: Yeah!
Clem: Well then let the competition start in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go! (The shot cuts to show all of the contestants eating their first biscuits) (Clem starts commentating) It looks like Fletcher McGee is using the strategy of eating two biscuits at once. But look at Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly! He’s not even chewing his biscuits!
Crowd: (Chanting) Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly! Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly! (They start to forget how to say his name right) Billy Billy Fa Fana Bo Billy Wanna Ban Filly?
Clem: Billy Jim is falling behind, (mumbles) but I don’t think anyone’s too surprised. But right now it’s between Fletcher McGee and Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly. But now it looks like Fletcher McGee is eating 3 biscuits at once! They’re both down to 10 biscuits. But, look! Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly is slowing! And now Fletcher McGee down to one biscuit, and he is done! Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly comes in second with 2 biscuits left, and Rufus in third with 8 biscuits left.
French Narrator: (A card appears) Event 2…
(The sign saying “Plankton Family Games” is shown again)
(The shot cuts to Clem introducing the event)
Clem: Welcome to event two of four in the Plankton Family Games! This event is target shooting. Each contestant will have one shot to shoot their arrow closest to the middle of the target! We’re going in reverse order of the results of the last event. So Billy Jim is up first! (Billy Jim shoots his arrow onto the ground in front of the target) (The crowd boos) Now for Julio! (Julio shoots his arrow to the left of the center) Doug! (Doug prepares for his shot with his arrow pointing backwards) Wait, Doug! You arrow’s backwa-
Doug: (Offscreen) Ow!
Clem: Oo, that gotta hurt.
French Narrator: One trip to hospital later…
Clem: So let’s resume this thing. Up now is Rainchild! (Rainchild’s shot go’s just barely above the center) Great shot by Rainchild! I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat that! Next we have Zeke! (Zeke shoots his arrow a bit farther left than Julio’s) Now for the last three attempts. Up here is Rufus! (Rufus’s shot goes really far right just barley on the board) Now the fan favorite Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly! (Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly’s shot goes just above Rainchild’s arrow) And now will Rainchild win or will Fletcher McGee have something to say about that? (Fletcher McGee’s shot goes perfectly in the center) Fletcher McGee, you’ve done the impossible! Yet another round won by Gletcher McGee! Rainchild in second and Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly in third!
French Narrator: (A card appears) Event 3…
Clem: Welcome back the Plankton Family Games! Right now Fletcher McGee leads the standings by 7 points over Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly after 2 events. This event is mud crawling. Our contestants will have to crawl through the mud to be the first to finish.
Billy Jim: But I don’t wanna get muddy! I’m going out with my girlfriend tonight!
Clem: I don’t care! She’s probably ugly anyway.
Billy Jim: At least I have one! (Billy Jim smirks)
Clem: Contestants, get in your places. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go! The contestants are neck and neck! Now it looks like Fletcher McGee in the lead! Doug’s also doing pretty well. Hopefully he just doesn’t hurt himself this time. Fletcher is on a roll! He’s almost to the finish. Oh no! (Fletcher McGee’s hands slip and his face goes into the mud) Fletcher McGee is down! Now Doug goes into the lead. But look behind him! It’s Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly! (The crowd cheers) And now Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly into the lead! Coming to the line it’s Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly with the win! Doug comes in second, a big rebound from the last event, and Rufus comes in third. Fletcher McGee still manages to come in fourth after his slip-up. 
French Narrator: (A card appears) Final event…
Clem: Welcome y’all to the last event of the Plankton Family Games! Only two plankton still have a shot at winning. These plankton are Fletcher McGee, who’s gotten 25 points so far, and Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly, with 23 points. Everyone else is too far behind to have even a mathematical shot at winning. But I don’t even know what math is, so I don’t have a clue what that means. Anyways, this event will be hat tossing. Whoever can toss their hat farthest wins. We’ll be going in reverse order of the standings. Of course this means Billy Jim will be up first, because who else would be last? 
(Billy Jim spins around in circles and throws his hat which goes backwards)
Billy Jim: Dagnabit! Why my so bad? 
Clem: Now for Julio’s turn. (Julio throws the hat a good length) And now for Doug! (Doug’s hat goes shorter than Julio's) Zeke is up! (Zeke’s hat goes farther than Doug’s but shorter than Julio’s) We’re halfway through! Now for Rainchild. (Rainchild’s hat goes farther than Doug’s but shorter than Zeke’s) Rufus! (Rufus’s hat goes farther than Rainchild’s but shorter than Zeke’s) And now gentleman, the moment y’all been waiting for! Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly versus Fletcher McGee. For the gold medal! It’s Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly up first!
Fletcher McGee: May the best Plankton win. (holds out his hand for handshake)
Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly: Indeed.
(Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly lines up for his toss patiently and then tosses the hat farther than Julio’s)
Clem: And Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly takes the lead over Julio! Fletcher McGee will need to toss his hat the farthest in order to win!
(Fletcher McGee tosses his hat which glides slowly through the air)
(It is about to land but it is unclear whether or not it will land farther or shorter than Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly’s hat)
(It eventually lands just a bit shorter than Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly’s hat)
Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly: I won!
Clem: You sure did! Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly is our gold medalist! Now I’ll have Rainchild tally up the rest of the results since I don’t know how to.
French Narrator: (A time card appears) One tally up later… 
Clem: Now I will read the results! In 8th place comes Billy Jim. He’s a disappointment. In 7th comes Doug. Probably would have gotten a good finish if he wouldn’t have accidentally shot himself.  In 6th comes Julio. In 5th place is Rainchild. In 4th is Zeke. And getting the bronze in 3rd place is Rufus. In 2nd with the silver is Fletcher McGee, who won 2 events. And with the gold, in 1st place, winning 2 events is Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly!
(The crowd cheers)
Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly: So, what’s my prize?
Clem: Prize? There is no prize.
Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly: Not even the medal?
Clem: Nah, why would I give you a medal?
Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly: Because I won! You mean to tell me that I paid to sign up for this and don’t get anything in return for winning?
Clem: Yep.
(The episode ends)
== Production ==
* This episode underwent production on July 19, 2022. 
* The episode was announced on July 25, 2022.
Category:Fan-made Episodes