Magic Toasters

Magic Toasters are relatively old computers that computer n00bs use. They can usually connect to the Interwebs, however most Magic Toaster users due to their limited knowledge usually limit their Interwebs usage to webmail, mainstream instant messaging, mainstream social networking, maybe a wiki or forum or two (for those who are into wikis or forums, but not likely wikis or forums about computers) and probably p0rn (if the user is a guy...and usually only guys use Magic Toasters).
Magic Toasters are great for running Linux. Unlike many new computers, Linux installs on old hardware effortlessly. However magic toaster users are usually too n00b for Linux, despite the fact that it's arguably easier to use and maintain than windows.
==Sample Monologue==
The computer is slowly loading some webcontent, then stops loading.
MT User: "The magic toaster isn't toasting!!"
==Fun Factoids==
* Obernstar definitively uses a Magic Toaster, yet practically never has problems with it
* Earl uses a Magic Toaster too. Joel tried to toast some Linux on Earl's Magic Toaster, however the graphics card driver wouldn't work properly for a while until Earl ran some updates for X (back in the day when X11.conf was complicated). Then he wanted to use an N-range WLAN card and reverted to toasting windows because Linux wasn't ready for N-range WLAN at the time
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