There's No Disgrace Like Home/Quotes

:Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch.
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:Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
:Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
:Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
:Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
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:Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
:Marge: Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.
:Homer: D'oh!
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:(The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.)
:Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
:Bart: No belching.
:Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!
:Marge: Look, napkins!
:Bart: These people are obviously freaks.
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:Homer: [saying grace] You're everywhere, you're omnivorous.
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:[The Simpsons watch a family converse.]
:Boy: Papa, I think I heard some rusting in the bushes!
:Grandfather: I did, too. Better get the gun.
:[The boy walks into another room.]
:Lisa: Where's he going?
:Homer: Probably to get the old man his pipe and slippers.
:[The grandfather cocks and fires his gun, causing the Simpsons to scream. The Simpsons runs away and continues to scream]
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:[The Simpsons approach a house. Bart and Homer are unaware that it's theirs.]
:Bart: Whoa, look at this place! What a dump!
:Homer: It's worse than you think. [laughs] I just trampled this poor sap's flowerbed.
:Marge: Homer, this is our house!
:Homer: D'augh!
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:Barney: You got crummy little kids that nobody can control.
:Homer: You can't talk that way about my kids...or at least two of them.
:Barney: Why? You got two I haven't met?
:Homer: Why you! [punches Barney] Here's five you haven't met!
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:Father: You better shut your big yap!
:Mother: No, you shut up!
:Father: No, you shut up!
:Mother: No, you shut up!
:Father: Oh, shut up!
:Mother: You shut up!
:Father: Shut up!
:Mother: Shut up!
:Son: Why don't you BOTH shut up?!
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:Homer: The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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:[Homer flaunts his $250 to the receptionist]
:Bart: If you really want to impress her, show her the big, empty space where our TV used to be.
:Homer: Bart!
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:Dr. Monroe: Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you'll recognize me from TV.
:Lisa: We would if we had one.
:Homer: Lisa!
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:Dr. Monroe: [to Homer] If you had been paying attention, perhaps you would have noticed that your family sees you as a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will.
:Marge: Now, doctor, that's not true.
:Lisa: Ogre is such a strong word.
:Bart: Right on, doc! Another successful diagnosis!
:Homer: [preparing to strike Bart with a lamp] That does it!
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:[After Bart shocks Homer, Homer does so to him, and Bart then shocks Lisa.]
:Marge: Bart, how could you shock your little sister?
:Bart: My finger slipped. [gets shocked by Lisa]
:Lisa: So did mine!
:[Bart shocks Lisa again, and she retaliates.]
:Marge: Bart, Lisa, stop that! [She electrocutes them both, and the five begin shocking each other as Dr. Monroe tries fruitlessly to intervene. Soon, the constant electrocutions cause rolling brownouts across Springfield]
:Smithers: Oh boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.
:Mr. Burns: Excellent, excellent! Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.
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:Mr. Burns: This must be, uh, Brat.
:Bart: Bart.
:Homer: Don't correct the man, Brat.
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:Dr. Monroe: You want to kill each other. That's good; that's healthy.
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