Feline Fortune/Transcript

(The episode begins with Fraidy digging in an garbage bin.)
(The phone rings)
Fraidy: Whooaa... He, Hello?
Phone: This is the phone company. Your bill is passed due.
Fraidy: Passed due? But-t I'm broke.
Phone: Broke.. (About to cut the phone cord with a pair of scissors)
Fraidy: N-No wait! Give me a couple of d-days, Maybe I'll find some money.
Phone: Okay, two days or it's goodbye.
Fraidy: G-Good bye...
Lammy: Uh-oh, we better hide the loot!
Hammy: Quick Sammy! Put it in here. We'll get it later, now let's beat it.
Fraidy: Hi, what's this? It's m-m-m-m-m-m-m-money!! m-m-m-m-millions, I'm rich, I could even pay my phone bill, I'll bet this money is stolen, Good thing I did that, there was a 10,000 dollar reward for returning that money, ten grand all my, think about, a cruise to Catalina or a canoe trip in the cat skills.
(The trio of Cat Burglers searches for their money.)
Sammy: I'm sure I put the briefcase in there.
Lammy: Aww! that crooked little cat has got our money.
Fraidy: C-C-Cat Burglers, I got to hide my before I run into them. Duh-Duh... C-C-C-Cat Burglers!
Lammy: After him boys!!
Fraidy: I'll plant the money, I have it hidden in three minutes. NOO! I said "THREE".
(Captain Kitt appears)
Fraidy: Hey Captain K-Kitt.
Captain Kitt:How are you Fraidy? Ha, be these this barried booty ye captain bloomin' rich.
(Captain Kitt disappears with Fraidy's money)
Fraidy: Ye Fraidy, be b-bloomin' broke.
(The trio of cat burglers hide behind the fences.)
Lammy: Ahh, here he comes.
(A foot stomps as Fraidy walks to the fence door)
Hammy and Sammy: Gotcha!
Hammy: Okay punk, where's that briefcase of money?
Fraidy: I don't have it anymore, honest. (Despite Fraidy not shaking) 
Hammy: Yeah, what are you shaking for? Heh-heh-heh! You're nervous?
Fraidy: Nope...
Lammy: Hey Hammy, I bet he hid it in his funny little furry suit.
Sammy; There is something in here in his sock, used bubble gum... Yuck!
Hammy: And here's something in the vest pocket.
(An Old Mouse who has been living in Fraidy's fur squeaks)
Fraidy: I didn't know he was in there?
Lammy: Now, give us that briefcase or else.
Fraidy: Yeah, but a pirate took it.
Hammy: Okay boys... It's else.
(The trio take off all of Fraidy's furry clothes)
Fraidy: Hey, he-heh that tickles! (Fraidy laughs)
Sammy: It looks like he really doesn't have it boss.
Hammy: Alright, let's go.
Fraidy: Excuse me, a second folks.
(Fraidy pulls the curtains down. After a moment, the curtain opens up.)
Fraidy: How humilating... I hope those three crooks don't come back. Whoops! I said THREE again...
(Captain Kitt is summoned again)
Captain Kitt: Har har, what trick be this? Me thought this be booty of gold doubloons. This be worthless green printed parchment... Yuck.
Fraidy: Oh well, I'll take it back then.
Sammy: Noo we'll take it...
Hammy: ..and everything else too.
(The Cat's Burglers rob Captain Kitt's of his possessions.)
Captain Kitt: Arggh, blast me barnacles! These mates be thieves.
Sammy: Would?
Captain Kitt: This be bloomin' embarrassing, argh! I'll be leaving.
(Captain Kitt disappaears. His stolen valuables vanquish with him.)
Lammy: Where'd he go? Is he a ghost or something?
Fraidy: T-Thats right.
All Cat Burglers: Ghost? WHERE SCARED OF GHOSTS!!
Lammy: Aww. W-Where giving up crime this is too much for us!
Sammy: Yeah!
(The Cat Burglars flee.)
Fraidy: They left my money, I'm rich again.
(The scenery changes into an alley.)
Fraidy: Ten thousand dollars in here, and are all mine.
An Alley of About Ninteen Cats: TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
Fraidy: Uh-oh! Why did I have to say that so loud? Whoooops! I said "TWO"...
(Kitty Wizard appears.)
Kitty Wizard: Oh pretty, oh pretty, Fraidy why so wh-wa, why so, why, why are you worried ohth?
Fraidy: I can't talk now Wiz, I gotta hide this money fast.
Kitty Wizard: Oh, well so be it, hide the money, oh? Well I'll helpth it, oh yes.
Fraidy: No! No wait, when you helpth things always gets foulth up.
Kitty Wizard: Oh! Nonsense oh, ho, I merely say it abra-cad-dough, abra-ca-doo-bro, abra-cad-br, (coughs), abracatabra, and oopsth.
(The spell hits a passenger airceaft, which morphs into a chicken with a parachute. The chicken clucks while falling down.)
Fraidy: You see? That wand never works right.
Kitty Wizard: Oh, now it would worketh as right.
Fraidy: No wiz, don't bother, I'll hide the b-b-bag myself.
Kitty Wizard: Oh no trouble at all, just hold still abracadabo, abracadabra...(coughs), abracatabra. (Turns the money into a small verion of itself.) Just put it in your pocket, and it will be safe, farewell friend, Fraidy!
(Kitty Wizard disappears)
Fraidy: No-no wait, change it back! (The phone rings.) Yea-yes?!
Phone: You want to pay now?
Fraidy: Will you take... Small bills?
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