Epic Triforce Rap Battles Link Vs Mega Man

Intro: Announcer]
EPIC TRIFORCE RAP BATTLES!
LINK
VS
MEGA MAN!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Link]
On Earth, check it out! We've got the Hero of Time here!
I've forgot your games, cuz i'm the Game of The Year!
Rockin this shit since the 80's you fucking disease!
I'm fighting Gods and demons, you're fighting STD's!
The Blue Bomber? That name couldn't better fit!
Because the title is the definition of your dick!
Let's see your tiny blaster beat the blade of my sword!
I played your game for a minute and i instantly got bored! 
[Verse 2: Mega Man]
This so called "tiny blaster" will send you STRAIGHT TO HELL!
This is a fucking super soldier against a homo-ass elf!
I see what Zelda says your blade is always off course!
I'll tattoo your vagina and call it my triforce!
I don't understand how you can beat me, if you can't fucking talk!
I'll use my special move to annihilate you, Goldie Locks!
I'll hang you by your ears and make your Zelda my bitch!
I'm glad i got to whoop your ass so thank you to blitz! Verse 3: Link]
I'll call upon the Gods to whip your 10 inch ass!
You've showed me that the future sucks,while I'm A Link to the Past!
I'm spitting wide rhymes coming from the great Deku Tree!
You weren't even in your own game, "Marvel vs. Capcom 3"
[Verse 4: Mega Man]
You may be a famous icon, but there's nothing you're showing!
I know your ocarina isnt the only thing you're blowing!
Call me Dr. Wily, I've got the perfect rapping plan!
I'm the greatest there is; that's why they call me MEGA MAN![Outro: Announcer]
Who Won?
Who's Next?
YOU DECIDE! 
EPIC TRIFORCE RAP BATTLES!