Unexpected Superwaves

Another fanfic time! This time about random zombies against random plants!
==Characters==
===Main:===
Dr. Zomboss: The brainz behind the zombies. It's still not known why they don't eat HIS instead.
Scientist Zombie: Guy that always reports things to Dr. Zomboss, and creates portal tests. Along with Jester Zombie, loves breaking the fourth wall.
Crazy Dave: For some reason, Crazy Dave now has an addiction to "Trololol", and plays it along with "Wabby Wabbo" everytime.
Penny: This time, the time-travelling for that taco machine has to be the plant leader, while Crazy Dave has his "Trololol" mayhem.
===Supporting:===
Mummy Zombie: Oh look! That zombie who ruins everything is back!
Various zombies
The Z Team
Various plants
Scaredy-shroom: MOAR DEAD PEOPLE!
Jester Zombie: Breaks the fourth wall several times.
==Part 1-1: The Z Team returns==
Location: Zombozz Labz, Zomboss Estate Ztreet 7
Jester Zombie: Look Scientist, why are you testing this new glitch you found out in the PvZ universe?
Scientist Zombie: Because i realise the Dark Dragon's effects on you and larger zombies are interesting! Now get into the ground.
Jester Zombie: WHAT?! I PROTEST- *Gets stuffed into ground*
Scientist Zombie: Now, 3...2...1... (Dark Dragon comes in and roars, making Jester Zombie come up, but with one arm, one leg, and part of his head and hat gone)
Jester Zombie: Where are my organs? O.O
Scientist Zombie: That's the glitch! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
Jester Zombie: *Sigh* Fine fine...isn't it time for another Gardens and Graveyards attack?
Scientist Zombie: Oh, that...i basically "Hacked" the system of PvZ GW. Now we have Gardens and Graveyards AND Garden Ops together! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dr. Zomboss (On speaker): All zombies prepare for...emm..."Graveyard and Ops".
Scientist Zombie: Even the name is messed up...i guess i might regret this later.
Later...
General Supremo (With a fake beard and eyebrows): GO TROOPS! FINISH DE TRAINING BEFORE CHARGING AT THOSE PLANTS! GO!
Arctic Trooper: It's too warm here...
General Supremo: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT, SLACKER?!
Arctic Trooper: The air-con? (Turns air conditioner on)
(Arctic Trooper gets shot out of the base)
General Supremo: NOW, START MOVING!
All-Star Zombie: (Stretchs, but suddenly does a full-split) YEOOWWWWW!
Zombie: (Tries to move arms down, but just deattaches them)
General Supremo: (Facepalm) We can never win if this goes on...
Foot Soldier Zombie: Look, lads. I'm guessing General Supremo will be the first one to die!
Jester Zombie: Emm, "Lads"? I don't get what you mean.
Tank Commander: Yeah. Does "Lads" mean "EXPLOSIONS"?! (Derp face)
Foot Soldier Zombie: Rrright. (Walks, and trips over a ladder, with Ladder Zombie on top, who falls onto Zomboni, exploding him, whose Zamboni parts knock out Knight Zombie, Jetpack Zombie and Dancing Zombie.)
Knight Zombie: (Gets hit) What kind of weaponry is this...*Faints*
Much much later...
General Supremo: We lost 7% of our zombie troops, but we can now attack!
Foot Soldier Zombie: All we did was stretching! And moving! And being hit by Zamboni parts! (Holds a gear)
Ladder Zombie, Knight Zombie and Jetpack Zombie (Appears beside Foot Soldier Zombie): And don't forgot being nearly killed.
General Supremo: SHUT UP! We shall now attack! Z Team, you move to the front. Variants, to the middle, back and corners. Others...take up the empty spaces.
Zomboni: Why are we always the ones in the spare areas...
Knight Zombie: Don't thee know? Zomboss always calls the Z Team to the front!
Jester Zombie: Maybe it's a matter of systems and PvZ universe! (Crazyzombie168 face)
Gargantuar: STOP TELKING WE SHELT ALL GO TO PLENT AERA NOW. (Flings Jester, Knight and Zomboni without Zamboni out)
==Part 1-2: Z-teams. Z-everything. I know.==
Location: Wall-nut Hills, Near Player's town
General Supremo: Alright, you all shall be divided into 4 groups to flank them all! You, you and you, there...and you...right there...
Several minutes later...
Foot Soldier Zombie: Not fair! Why do most of the variants get one team for themselves?
Zomboni: Says the guy with only 4 types of zombies in his entire team!
Currently in Group #1 (A.k.a Almost all-non-GW-zombies group)
Newspaper Zombie: Hmm...(Checking newspaper) Dave's mansion is right there. So we need to climb the West Route, which is filled with the most Peashooters.
Zombie: THEN WHY WOULD WE-
Newspaper Zombie: But the least Tall-nut Cannons. Are you happy?
Zombie: NO! I'D RATHER FACE THE TAL-
Conehead Zombie: (Interrupts Zombie) That's a great plan...so what do we do now?
Jack-in-the-box Zombie: Isn't it obvious? Send jack-in-the-box bots to the plants!
Newspaper Zombie: Not that! There are tons of non-exploding Tall-nuts there too!
Hockey Star: How do you even know all that Newspaper dude?
Newspaper Zombie: (Turns around newspaper) I smuggled zombollite technology from Far Future to here! The zombies from Far Future are happy at least to get a new base, but they need to inform me about plant stuff!
Ra Zombie: RA! RA! We will win this! Ra!
Pirate Captain Zombie: If that General Supremo zombie sees it, he's gonna murder you...better hide it and get into maritime war positions.
Poncho Zombie: Now, numbskulls and distractions, let's go think of a GOOD strategy first, then we charge up, when the rest are done with their chatting.
Group #2 (Variant squad)
Arctic Trooper: So do we unleash my "Winter is Coming" ice-thrower at them? Or what? Because we chose the one route with highest firepower. (Tons of cactus and chompers are seen)
Wrestling Star: Why correct! Together with brute force, we can defeat them all.
Astronaut: Wrong. We need MY Moon Rock Launcher, Space Age technology AND strategy for this.
Archaeologist: Emm...let's just charge up. We are more intelligent then the other zombies.
Gargantuar: BREINNSSZZ
Goalie Star: But what do we do about this guy? He'll be clumsy and ruin every- (Gets thrown off by Gargantuar, and lands into Group #1)
Group #1...
Jetpack Zombie: Is that a flying zombie i see there? (Goalie Star lands onto Jetpack Zombie) NOT MY JETPACK
Group #3 (Non-GW Team no.2)
Jester Zombie: We are here...at the spot with the most Potato Mines and Chompers that are burrowed. How do we win this?
Dancing Zombie: OMG OMG OMG best idea evah, we just go "YOLO" and charge in.
Jester Zombie: Nothing else to explain here, now GO to Group #4, camera! (Shuts off the camera)
Me: Breinz-m-g, dude!
Group #4 (The Z-Team returns)
Scientist Zombie: I have thought of the most, most, best plan to get through the front route. But why are we going here? I don't know, i forgot. But it had something to do with showing off...anyways, All-Star will distract them, while Foot Soldier supports him. Engineer and I will be behind, killing potted plants and weakened ones.
Foot Soldier Zombie: That was...direct.
Engineer Zombie: SO DIRECT THAT MY BUTT-CRACK COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT! Let's just jack-homer into the area!
Scientist Zombie: ..."Jack-homer"? What does that mean? If that is another human TV program, we aren't making puns.
Engineer Zombie: I don't know. (Trollface)
Foot Soldier Zombie: I guess we are ready to attack. Now, emm...who to contact? Ladder Zombie? (Tries to walkie-talkie him, but ends up calling Dancing Zombie, who is doing a dubstep)
Dancing Zombie: Darn it! You ruined my dubstep! Anyways...we're ready too...
Foot Soldier Zombie: I haven't even said it yet, how do you know what i was going to say? o.o
Dancing Zombie: Oh, lucky guess...(Winks at Newspaper Zombie, as Group #1 is near Group #3 for some reason)
==Part 2-1: FAIL! For the plants, for now.==
(The zombies start attacking!)
Foot Soldier Zombie: Right, since this is Graveyards and Ops..(Tries summoning random combinations of ambushes, like Science-brigade) xD
Jester Zombie: Wait, i can hack the system! Scientist taught me! (Spawns in a Giga-Giga-gargantuar Super Wave)
Zombie: WHY IS THIS DERPED- *Bumps into a lamp-post*
Ra Zombie: Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra- (Steals Sunbeam and Heal Flower power) How did that happen? Ra!
Scientist Zombie: We made it up the furthest! YES! (Sees the top of Wall-nut Hills)
Zomboni (From afar): This isn't a competition!
[In the plant side...]
Peashooter: What is going on here? The Last Stand?
Scaredy-shroom: NO
Peashooter: Emm...
Scaredy-shroom: ITS THE ATTACK OF THE DEAD PEPLE!
Sunflower, Melon-pult and Threepeater: (Facepalm)
Penny: Plants, move to these directions... (Blurts out areas for all plants to go) I'm doing this because...
Crazy Dave (Dances out of the mansion entrance) TROLOL-WABBY WABBY!
Bonk Choy: That...failed. (Punches head off Ladder Zombie)
Several minutes later.
Gatling Pea: Yes! We can win now! I see their numbers decreasing!
Tank Commander: SHUT UP! (Fires a missile that hits Sunflower)
Sunflower: OW! You shall pay for this- (Gets hit by deflected pea) ...WHY AM I SO UNLUCKY!? THIS IS UNFAIR!
Melon-pult: War is unfair! Deal with it, suckah! (Repeater and Winter Melon goes near him, and all three start to wear swag glasses)
Jester Zombie: Bring out Gargantuar Ultra! Now! (Uses GW Hack device to summon Gargantuar Ultra in super-wave)
Gargantuar Ultra: (Marches onto the top of Wall-nut Hills) Beep-boop. Plants detected. Rockets initiated. Boom time. (Starts blowing up everything, but gets deactivated by E.M.Peach) Ccccuuurrrsssseeeesss!!!!
==Part 2-2: The zombies lose again==
Mummy Zombie: PLUIS ZOMBES HELLP (Starts to spam Zomboss on his Z-Phone)
Dr. Zomboss: MWHAHAHAHA It is time for Zomboss Slots- wait...what is going on here...(Sees tons of zombies everywhere)
Pianist Zombie: Hi Zomboss. Want to hear my new song?
Dr. Zomboss: NOT NOW. I'll just send out Giga-gargantuar, even though he'll be useless...(Rigs Zomboss Slots to instantly spawn in Giga-gargantuar)
Knight Zombie: That was useless. (Gets helmet magnetised, and thrown back at him, killing him)
Poncho Zombie: NO! We are losing for some reason! Retreat! Ret- (Gets killed by a frozen melon that was shot on him)
Random zombies: (Scattering around until Cob Cannon bombs them)
Peashooter: YES we win again! We never lose now, but no thanks to him. (Stares at Crazy Dave, who is still singing to Trololol and Wabby Wabbo together)
Crazy Dave: Trolol-Wabby Wabby!! Wabby-wabby...trololol! Trol-lolol...wabby wabbo!
All the plants: (Sigh) We have to put up with him now...
(Suddenly, a mummified thing enters the mansion...)
?: Brainz!
The End
==References==
1) Jester Zombie's body parts being deattached refers to the "glitch" that happens if larger zombies, or zombies that take up more area are summoned by Zombot Dark Dragon, Blade-wielding Hero (Formerly Wang Stiff Knife) and Gunpowder Devil.
2) "Winter is Coming" is a reference to a season of "Game of Thrones".
==Trivia==
*None for the moment. (Troll-face)