The Party Pooper/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "The Party Pooper".
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(A comic shows a story of superheroes. Then two signals of Guy Diamond and Meadow shine in the night. They arrive at a party and land on a mushroom.)
Poppy: Guy, Meadow, this party needs you. It just got so boring so fast. (She shows some Trolls tired and bored.)
Meadow: Never fear, Poppy. The Life of the Party is here! Both of us!
Guy Diamond: Hero pose! (He and Meadow pose like superheroes.) Hold. Hold. Hold.
Holly: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me get this straight: Guy Diamond and Meadow Spriggs are a party-savin’ duo called “The Life of the Party”?
Poppy: Uh-huh. It was a whole thing a while back.
Holly: Really? Dang! How have I not heard ‘bout this? I mean, come on!
Guy Diamond: (Still in his superhero pose) Hold… and go! (He and Meadow jump off the mushroom.)
Meadow: Huh! Punch Plants! Go! (She throws seeds and Punch Plants grow and they pour punch in some Trolls’ cups.)
All: Yeah!
Guy Diamond: Tiny Twinkle! (He reveals Tiny Diamond in his hair.) Go!
Tiny Diamond: Yeah, Daddy! (He takes off like a rocket by farting glitter and lands on a discoball. He then runs on it and lands back in his father’s hair. The discoball shines and the Trolls cheer.) Bless up, Tiny out!
Poppy: Nice work, Life of the Party! You guys really are the best!
Meadow: Which is why we’ve never lost a party. (She and Guy Diamond high-five with their hair. Suddenly, the discoball turns off.)
All: Huh?
Guy Diamond: Who did that? (We show a hooded figure laughing evilly while floating in the air.)
The Party Pooper: (On the megaphone) It was… The Party Pooper! (All the Trolls gasp in horror.) How long I’ve waited to exact my revenge upon all of you. (She lands on the ground.) By pooping the parties you hold so dear! (She removes her hood and it is revealed that it was Marshtato Mary.)
Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Meadow: Marshtato Mary!
Holly: What?! Y’all tellin’ me there’s even more backstory?!
Guy Diamond: Uh-huh. See, that’s Marshtato Mary. Once we thought she was a fairy who tried to ruin a beloved holiday, but we stopped her with the power of hugs and she vowed revenge. Also, she’s super adorable.
Marshtato Mary: WHAT?! I AM NOT ADORABLE! TAKE THAT BACK OR ELSE! (She shows her cute eyes.)
All: Aw!
Marshtato Mary: Enough! Hench-crabs! (Her hench-crabs appear.) Party poop away! (As the hench-crabs ruin the party, the guests scream and run away.)
Meadow: Guy, the party! It’s slipping away! Use your ultimate party-starting dance move!
Guy Diamond: On it! (He runs over to Marshtato Mary.) You there! Party Pooper! Get a load of The Sparkle! (He starts doing cool dance moves.) Oh! Mm-mm! Uh-huh!
Marshtato Mary: Aw!
Guy Diamond: Come on! You know you want to try it! And you can’t destroy a party once you’ve joined it!
Marshtato Mary: That move! Can’t resist it! Oh, wait. Yes, I can. (Guy Diamond gasps in terror.) Consider this… party pooped! (She laughs evilly and knocks down the discoball.)
Guy Diamond: No! (He runs and jumps to try and save the discoball and yells in slow-motion.) Noooooooo! (The discoball lands on the ground and breaks while Marshtato Mary laughs evilly again and flies away. It then starts to rain.) It… it can’t be! (The party guests leave.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (He continues yelling until the sun rises. He walks by two Cuddle Pups who start howling. Soon, Guy Diamond is still yelling at a restaurant with DJ Suki as a waitress. He continues yelling at Dante’s symphony and at Satin and Chenille’s pod.)
Satin: Woo-hoo! (Finally, Guy Diamond stops yelling at his pod. Meadow is seen reading a book.)
Guy Diamond: OK, I’m finished. Thank you for letting me get that out.
Meadow: (Putting a book down) You’re welcome. And now we have to find The Party Pooper before she strikes again.
Guy Diamond: My thoughts exactly!
Meadow: Then, Life of the Party, go! (Guy Diamond does not answer.) Uh… Guy? (A bird shows that Guy Diamond is hiding under the table and flies away.)
Guy Diamond: Oops! Sorry! But it seems the moment I even think about taking on the Pooper, I’m seized with an uncontrollable desire to run and hide. (chuckles) It’s weird, right?
Meadow: It sounds like you’ve lost your confidence.
Guy Diamond: Lost my confidence? Hm. I’ve never experienced that before. I don’t love it.
Meadow: Well, the best way to combat a loss of confidence is to get back out there and try again, right?
Guy Diamond: Actually, I totally disagree!
Meadow: Oh.
Guy Diamond: What if, instead, we form an entire team of party-savers to help us take on the Pooper? I mean, who needs self-confidence when you have other Trolls you can count on?
Meadow: A superhero team, huh? (Later, she and Guy Diamond host a hero audition.) OK, superhero auditions. Let’s see what you’ve got! (A giant wave with Synth on it appears. He then makes water geysers appear.)
Synth: R-ruh! R-ruh! Woo-hoo-hoo! R-r-ruh!
Guy Diamond: The ability to control water. This is promising. But do you have a cool catchphrase?
Synth: Wha-? (The geyser he is on goes down.) Uh… Oh, is that mandatory? How about, um… um… “Catch you on the flipper side?” Or “Time to take out the splash?” Or “Sea you later!” You know, like sea like the sea? I have water powers!
Guy Diamond: We’ll be in touch. Next! (Demo appears on the stage and shows karate moves.)
Demo: Hyah! Hi-ya! Hyah, huh! Take that, villain! Hi-ya! Huh! Huh! Ah!
Guy Diamond: All right, I think we’ve seen enough, Demo. Thank you so much for your audition!
Demo: Audition? (Soon, Guy Diamond and Meadow are finished with the auditions.)
Meadow: Wow! So much talent!
Poppy: Guy, Meadow, the hench-crabs are back and they’re pooping like never before! And just to be clear, I mean party pooping.
Meadow: Then it’s a good thing we’ve selected our team.
Guy Diamond: All we need now is a name. (We show a signal showing the Partyin’ Guardians. The new members are Holly, Val, and Lownote. That night, they ride the Dune Huggy to a party where the hench-crabs are attacking. Meadow sings Partyin’ Guardians.)
(Meadow)
The Partyin’ Guardians
The Partyin’ Guardians, go!
The Partyin’ Guardians!
Who do you call
When the party’s no fun
Who do you
Know’s gonna get the job done?
Who!
The Partyin’ Guardians
The Partyin’ Guardians (The Trolls cheer for the heroes.)
Lownote: This party just got bubbly.
Poppy: Wah! A team of party-saving heroes!
Guy Diamond: Yep! (chuckles) The Pooper was now match for The Partyin’ Guardians! (He and his team laugh.)
Meadow: Hm. I don’t know. It was too easy to defeat those hench-crabs.
Holly: Maybe we’re just that good, y’all.
Val: Yeah, or maybe The Party Pooper took one look at us and said: “I’m outta here.”
Marshtato Mary: Yeah, or maybe The Party Pooper was just hanging back before the real attack.
Guy Diamond: Yeah, or maybe… Wait, what?! (His team gasps while Marshtato Mary laughs evilly.)
Marshtato Mary: That’s right! You played right into my hands, Guardians! Now, watch as your party crumbles before the fury of… my Doomsday Critter! (A Kitty Critter jumps in and meows.)
All: Aw!
Marshtato Mary: Ugh! Just marshtato them, Kitty! (The Kitty Critter fires marshtatoes at Guy Diamond’s team including Poppy, trapping them. The Kitty Critter then fires some more.)
Poppy: (grunts) We’ll have to eat our way out!
Lownote: My, my, what a high stakes, yet scrumptious dilemma! (He starts eating the marshtato he is stuck in.)
Meadow. Wait. Where’s Guy? (The same bird from earlier points under the table.)
Guy Diamond: Oops, sorry! I ran away in fear again, apparently. Whoo. This losing your confidence thing is a doozy, huh?
Meadow: Guy, you’re the only one who can stop her! It’s all up to you! (She starts eating the marshtato she is stuck in.)
Guy Diamond: Up to me? (He watches as Marshtato Mary continues to ruin the party.) I-I can’t! I need the team!
Meadow: The team needs you, Guy! I know you’re struggling right now, but you’ll never get your confidence back if you don’t get out there and try. (Guy Diamond sees that the Kitty Critter is about to make the discoball fall again.)
Guy Diamond: The discoball… (His yelling echoes in his mind.)
Poppy, Meadow, Holly, Val, and Lownote: Please, Guy! You can do it!
Lownote: We believe in you, baby!
Holly: You’ve got the shine! (The Kitty Critter knocks the discoball down. Luckily, Guy Diamond runs and catches it with his hair just in time. As soon as he lands, he farts glitter.
Poppy, Meadow, Holly, Val, and Lownote: Yes!
Marshtato Mary: (laughs evilly) What? (She grunts while the Kitty Critter meows.
Guy Diamond: It’s time to dance! (He starts doing cool dance moves.)
Marshtato Mary: Oh, please! You tried that already, remember? It doesn’t work on me.
Guy Diamond: True, but I’m not doing it to you. I’m doing it to her! (The Kitty Critter meows calmly.) Here, Kitty, Kitty! Ooh, yeah. Mm-mm. Uh-huh. Yeah. (The Kitty Critter starts tapping its paw.) Ooh. A-ha. How about that now? (The Kitty Critter throws its cannon away and starts dancing. Guy Diamond then picks it up and the party guests cheer for him.)
Marshtato Mary: Ugh! It doesn’t matter! You can’t win me over with your dancing!
Meadow: Maybe he can’t! (She, Holly, Val, and Lownote show up. They have freed themselves from the marshtatoes.)
Meadow, Holly, Val, and Lownote: But we can! (They join in the dancing with Guy Diamond and the Kitty Critter.)
Guy Diamond: All right!
Val: This is awesome! (The party guests join in.)
Marshtato Mary: What?! No! No! It won’t work! What’s happening?! Can’t resist it! Ah! You’ll pay for this, Partyin’ Guardians! (She flies away.) I will be back for revenge again! (The party guests cheer for the Partyin’ Guardians as they jump in the air along with the Kitty Critter and the episode ends.)
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