MR. KRABS SHOT DEAD IN SEATTLE. THE FIRST EPISODE OF PENIS BURGERS

episode 1 of Penis Burgers
==episode==
BREAKING: WORLD FAMOUS RAPPER MR. KRABS SHOT DEAD IN NEW YORK CITY. KRABS WAS FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT, SHOT BY ARCHENEMY RAPPER "SHELDON J. PLANKTON" AFTER A LONG SERIES OF FEUDING.
THE MUSIC WORLD IS DEVESTATED AT THE LOSS OF MR. KRABS. HIS FORMER EMPLOYEE AND CURRENT CONVICT ON PAROLE "SQUIDWARD Q. TENTACLES" STATED THE FOLLOWING: "Mr. Krabs might've been a cheap, abusive boss, but I always respected him dearly. I will be attending his funeral so I can have sex with his corpse in the ground."
KRABS' KILLER, SHELDON J. PLANKTON, HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOLLOWING EVIDENCE OF HIS INVOLVEMENT IN THE MURDER. HIS WIFE, KAREN PLANKTON, HAD THE FOLLOWING TO SAY:
"Beep."
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