Followers Of The Wild Wood

From Research (Week 3)
== Followers Of The Wild Wood ==
We know very little of the creatures fundamental secular, theological or spiritual beliefs, and indeed for many of these creatures their intellect is unlikely to support great complexity in this area, but from careful observation and an exhaustive analysis of their behaviour over the past decades my learned colleagues and I have put together a paper that we will present at next years Symposium of Reason. This presentation will assert, and provide unassailable evidence that supports our theory, that the denizens assaulting the Empires borders, who when interrogated claim to be following the decree of the Wild Wood, are in fact simply religious fanatics.
I have attached a synopsis of the presentation and would welcome the sponsorship of the College as this would allow us to further refine the efforts and apply even more stringent diligence to the validation of our theories.
(This short note – the attachment has been lost, is stamped “Reject”, with a scribbled note “wordy, pompous and unstructured”)