East Sun

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Similar to how communism is the guiding sun for a world lost in capitalism, East Sun is the guiding sunrise for all living intelligience on Earth.
East Sun was born November 8th, 2003, in Shanghai, China, the cradle of socialism. Growing up, East Sun was taught many basic ideologies, including "sharing is caring," "the geneva conventions are the geneva suggestions," and "long live the red army." 
East Sun first met his greatest archenemy, Mrs. Barbino, otherwise known as the embodiment of capitalism, in 2021. East Sun, wielding the powers of MVC, battled intensely with Mrs. Barbino, who wields the powers of microeconomics, for six months. In the end, East Sun was only able to win by hacking into Mrs. Barbino's computer and change all of the multiple choice answers on the final to (A), securing victory for the squad. However, Mrs. Barbino was able to catch on, thanks to the help of a certain someone. 
== Biography ==
East Sun was born in Shanghai, China on November 8th, 2003, to the 12th District Munnicipal Hospital, a state sponsored medical facility dedicated to enforcing the one-child policy. As a born member of the greatest party on Earth, East Sun had a standard childhold, learning how to read, write, and hunt counter-revolutionaries.
In 6th grade, East Sun won the 78th annual Western Internship program, which aimed to send Communist to lesser developed countries, such as the US, Britain, and literally anyone else. This was secretly a ploy to institute communist agents to infiltrate enemy governments and rig elections so that the only officials in power had spraypainted orange skin.
Unfortunately, when East Sun entered 12th grade, he encountered one of the most powerful beings in the universe, Mrs. Barbino.
Mrs. Barbino is number 5 of the 7 cosmic entities that rules all of existance, and the universal embodiement of capitalism. Her powers include local reality warping, grade manipulation, money manipulation(not counterfeit), AP score manipulation, and depression-induction(requires a Unit Test to work, reduced because of test corrections). 
For 9 says, East Sun and Mrs. Barbino fought, which ended up with East Sun clinching a 4.63 GPA at the end of the sememster. However, the battle isn't over, as AP Macro is just as confusing and corrupting as AP Micro.
== Political Opponents ==
East Sun's most quoted line is:"Control and order requires a firm hand. All those against the people will be removed for order."His second most quoted line is:"Down with the bourgeoisie!"East Sun, and his cabinent, have terrifying efficiency when it comes to silencing voices and dissent against capitalism and MVC post-test discussions. In middle school, East Sun was famous for committing egregious amounts of censorship by purging all of the google hangouts chat. His most notable conquest was when he purged Arvand Gang to the point where Arvand had to resort to joining the robotics team in order to escape.
East Sun often throws his political and ELA opponents into gulags. Many people that have come out of the gulags often suffer from academic success, with some even becoming hermits after witnessing the "horrors of capitalism."
== Final ==
Otherwise known as the "Capocalypse," Mrs. Barbino's final is one of the most anticapated and feared cataclysm events in all of history. Most of the class was resting on a borderline B+/A- before the final, and this class would determine who goes to college and who gets waitlisted by Benedictine.
The capocalypse began on December 18, 2021, where students entered the execution roomstudent classroom. The first five minutes of the test was filled with anxiety. However, that anxiety soon turned to happiness when everyone realized that the answers to all of the mutliple choice questions were "A."
As it turns out, in the previous night, East Sun, using his communism powers of "sharing," made Canvas share Mrs. Barbino's login token with him. Using his newfound superpowers, East Sun proceded to stategically place each answer in the "A" slot, rendering the entire final as the worlds greatest GPA bass booster.
When Mrs. Barbino discovered his heroic actions, she announced to the classroom to refresh the page. Of course, at that point, everyone has already speedrunned through the entire exam in 15 minutes. Some people recommended to grade the test entirely off of the free reponse. They were quickly sent on an indefinite vaccation to the gulags.
== Modern Times ==
Currently, East Sun is planning the next red rising. If you see him, please contact Mrs. Barbino before it's too late.
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