Last School Daze/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: April 7, 2007
Episode Copyrighted: 2006
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
SpongeBob and Patrick are coming out of their houses.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good morning, Patrick!
Patrick Star: Hey, SpongeBob!
Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *zips to SpongeBob and Patrick*
Yellow Rectangle: You ready for some fun, old buddy?
Red Rectangle: I sure am, old buddy!
Lincoln Loud: Hey, here comes fun now! 
Leni Loud: Sure we are!
Lincoln Loud: *notices a fish driving down the street*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *takes a deep breath, then screams and then starts flopping on the ground*
Then they laugh.
Lincoln Loud: Wow! It doesn't get any better than that!
Patrick Star: Yeah! I love car screaming! Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey! Here comes another one!
Notices another boat with Pilar and Shelly driving down the street
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *screams*
As the car passes by them.
Yellow Rectangle: Here comes another one! *notices Nat driving down the street*
Patrick Star: *screams*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni scream as Harold drives on by as well.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *notices Frank driving a really small car, then screams quietly*
Then they notice Incidental 2 driving a scooter and their faces get smaller, then scream more quietly. Then they notice Master Lox on a bike, then scream even more quietly.
Lord Master Lox: Morons!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *notices Nazz* Heeeee…
Their heads explode, then they scream. Then they notice Larry the Lobster driving down the street and they continue screaming as Patrick smashes SpongeBob around. They notice a school bus and it says "THE CITY CAMP TOUR" in Comic Sans MS on the school bus white banner and they scream through megaphones, until Squidward appears.
Squidward Tentacles: *from my window* Would you guys mind stopping with your baby games?! Didn't anybody tell you it's the break of dawn?
Yellow Rectangle: *sees the school bus with white banner "THE CITY CAMP TOUR" in Comic Sans MS* Hey look, it's Lincoln's friend Ashley!
Mr. Krabs: *walks and sees her school bus* And me daughter Pearl!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, good morning, Squidward! Yeah, Patrick here told me.
Squidward Tentacles: When are you guys gonna grow up?
Patrick Star: How do you play that?
Lincoln Loud: Oh! Maybe Squidward can come down and teach us how to play it! That'll be real fun, won't it, Leni? *notices Patrick has fallen asleep*
Leni Loud: *points to Patrick* It looks like he's fallen asleep.
He scratches himself with his leg while he is sleeping. Then SpongeBob notices another boat, so he screams, then he falls down.
Yellow Rectangle: It’s just not the same without Patrick playing along, too.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *taps Patrick who still is sleeping* Alright, Patrick, you leave me no choice. *pinches Patrick and he wakes up*
Patrick Star: Ow! *turns around with something fuzzy on my face* What's the big idea!?
Lincoln Loud: *sees the school bus with white banner "THE CITY CAMP TOUR" in Comic Sans MS* Guys, look!
Ashley Roberts: *drops off from the school bus with white banner "THE CITY CAMP TOUR" in Comic Sans MS*
Yellow Rectangle: There she is! Ashley!
Red Rectangle: And there's kids inside!
Patrick Star: Why don’t you make kids charities and then watch me jump off a bridge doing it?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh come on Patrick! This isn’t that bad! I passed!...... After five times the charm.
Patrick Star: And that's another thing! She's coming! Be up to debt with student loans. I have a great student! Running the biggest fast food business in town! Ashley has her headband!
Lincoln Loud: But school can set her up for a tennis player such as maybe Squidward could be a teacher!
Red Rectangle: We got plenty of those landlubbers from Educational Sports Tournament!! My house is perfectly fine!
Leni Loud: What's fine?!
Red Rectangle: We got our sports gear here with a soccer ball!
Ashley Roberts: *walks to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni* Hey guys!
Yellow Rectangle: Hey Ashley! It was amazing how I myself got out of that sinkhole! Wedgies every Gym class! Head stuffed in the toilet after Algebra! Decked in the necks by the A+ Club and.. *screeches*
When Patrick gives him a wedgie right now.
Patrick Star: I’ll go atomic if you don’t help me now!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes Patrick!
Patrick Star: Oh we can just get on the bus.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh boy.
The slide transition cuts to Rectangopolis High School. The school bus driver pulls up in front of the school.
Ashley Roberts: And here we are! Rectangopolis High School!
Lincoln Loud: It sure is, Ashley.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud and Ashley Roberts: *leaves from the school bus*
The school bus leaves.
Ashley Roberts: Well we would’ve been here faster had say a certain Pat did not spend over a half hour ordering one donut!
Patrick Star: But Ashley, I must always get a chocolate donut with exactly 294 sprinkles. On the spot!
Ashley Roberts: Just get to the plan.
Yellow Rectangle: *gets suspicious* Why?
Ashley Roberts: *thinks* I know Mr. Krabs. His grandma died.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *gasps*
Leni Loud: It can't be!
Ashley Roberts: And it has been for eleven years!
Red Rectangle: Eleven years?! It must be longer than that!
Lincoln Loud: Aaaah!!! No! Never!
Ashley Roberts: Good! To High School!
The seven enter the school sneaking past security and the cameras. 
Patrick Star: That is some very worthless security.
Having flashbacks of when he used to go here.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh trust me, Patrick. You’ve seen nothing yet.
Patrick Star: Yeah.
Ashley Roberts: I know, I saw that cartoon last night.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh, goody.
Then they hear band music. They peek in through the window on a door to see a ceremony inside the Gymnasium and people gathering ready to see their kids.
Patrick Star: The class is about to start! We need to get going!
Lincoln Loud: Can I do a double take first? I just noticed my old locker and four years of unpleasant claustrophobia and Big Daddy Bullies have just returned.
Yellow Rectangle: No time, Lincoln! Guys, follow me!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud and Ashley Roberts: *runs off down the hallway*
Meanwhile, outside by the football field, it's the last day of school and are now hyped.
Pearl Krabs: Finally! After all these years of being in this awful place via some stupid cartoon show!
Pearl’s Friend: And with D Averages in Chemistry!
Pearl’s Other Friend: Oh that Mr. Anchovy is so pretty!
The three girls sigh when they think of their young and hunky chem teacher.
Pearl’s First Friend: Hey Pearl, is your Dad in the audience?
Pearl Krabs: Pfft, that's asking a lot, it's $2 admission. He still looks for ways to use arcade games without inserting 25 cents.
Pearl Krabs and her Friends: *breaks out laughing at Mr. Krabs’ insane cheapness*
Pearl’s Second Friend: Remember that time when we were little brats and he built a swingset out of cardboard tubes and sticks!
The three girls laugh again.
Pearl Krabs: And do you remember way back when he stole Jessica's Lollipop and sold it to Brian! At a charge of $6!
The three girls bark yet another laugh.
Pearl Krabs: Oh good times! Boy will it be such a relief when I get my dorm, College Classes and four straight years away from the cheapo!
Pearl’s Second Friend: Agreed!
The friends continue to wait.
Human Teenage Fashion Girls: Aww.
Brown Rectangle: Aww.
Back inside the school.
Mr. Krabs: *tries to find the electrical circuit to shut off all the electricity*
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. K, you’re not an electrician, I don’t think you know how to shut the breaker off.
Mr. Krabs: Do you want to do it then?
Patrick Star: Nope.
Red Rectangle: So back to it then.
Mr. Krabs: Like this? *flips the switch and gets electrocuted with high voltage*
Lincoln Loud: Yikes!
Mr. Krabs: *continues to get buzzed and electrocuted*
By all the electricity entering him.
Yellow Rectangle: *tries to cut the wire*
After some trouble, he succeeds.
Mr. Krabs: Uhahhhhh! *falls down face first to the floor all ashy and still stunned by the volts*
Mr. Hanks: *offscreen* What's going on here?! *sees the circuit breaker* What the?! *screams* AHHHH! MR KRABS!
Mr. Krabs: Um nothing, Mr. Hanks!
Mr. Hanks: *to Mr. Krabs, my face turns red and gets angry* YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. KRABS! YOU RUINED THE CIRCUIT BREAKER AND THAT'S IT!
Yellow Rectangle: Calm down, Mr. Hanks! I fixed it!
Mr. Hanks: Oh. *to Mr. Krabs* By the way, do not touch the circuit breaker.
Mr. Krabs: Yes, Mr. Hanks. *leaves*
Mr. Hanks: *closes the circuit breaker door, then leaves*
The class is given the go ahead to enter and proceed through the ceremony.
Pearl Krabs: Here we go! The first step to freedom!
Pearl and her friends/class enter the Gymnasium and are immediately given a standing ovation by all the parents and other visitors. “Bikini Bottom The Beautiful” is played on the piano.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes buddy?
Patrick Star: That was scary.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Indeed, buddy it was.
After getting rid of a ringing sound in his ears, Mr. Krabs hears clapping, rushes to a nearby window and sees Mr. Hanks beginning to read off the student names and handing out the diplomas.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *zips to Mr. Krabs* Now Mr. Krabs, since I am still carrying this fire hose and we haven’t used it yet…. Why am I carrying it?
Mr. Krabs: *continues to wait and then forms an idea* All in due time.. All in due time. *then gets out my flip phone and dials a number*
Elsewhere, Squidward Tentacles finishes painting a picture of himself as a butterfly in Prague.
Squidward Tentacles: Float like a butterfly! Sting like a bee! Squidward Tentacles! You are now free! *then hears my phone ring* Dreams don’t come true.
Lori Loud: Yeah.
Squidward Tentacles: *picks up my telephone*
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: What Mr. Krabs? What could you possibly make me work for on my day off? Like I need to ask.
Mr. Krabs: No Krusty Krab today! But there is work! You’re aware the High School is graduating its Seniors including me Pearlie today right?
Squidward Tentacles: Why do I care? 
Mr. Krabs: You should! *notices the singer of the Rectangopolis National Anthem coming in for the ceremony* They need a singer for the Rectangopolis National Anthem!
Squidward Tentacles: *lowers my phone and looks stunned before forming a smile on my face*
The singer is about to enter the Gym until a cane appears catching him by the neck.
Mr. Krabs: *ties them up and locks him inside the supply closet*
A boat pulls up out front and enters the school soon after Squidward Tentacles is a teacher.
Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud (with Rose): We have arrived.
Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs and Lori Loud: *looks to see SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and Ashley are confused*
Squidward Tentacles: Barnaclebrains.
Since Squidward and Lori also used to go to this High School, they enter the Gym like so.
Mr. Krabs: *crosses my arms* Let the fun begin!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh boy.
Inside the Gym..
Mr. Hanks: *reads off names for diplomas* Fresco…. Guacamole…. Harper..
She along with the graduating students and everybody else then hear a mic sound and all turn to see Lori walking up on stage ready to sing the Rectangopolis National Anthem.
Mr. Hanks: Um excuse me? Who are you?
Lori Loud: Your best National Anthem Singer, Artist, Musician, Poet, Bookkeeper and excellent chef!
Mr. Hanks: But you don’t look like…. ah.. forget it. Okay, okay, quick intermission folks! Our Anthem singer is here.
Lori Loud: *bows*
Which makes some parents talk weirdly about her.
Pearl Krabs: *looks confused for a bit before recognizing Lori* That ugly loser is our anthem singer?!
Pearl’s Friend: Who's that?
Human Teenage Fashion Girls #1: Who?
Brown Rectangle: Who?
Pearl Krabs: That ugly Oldest Loud Sister that works for my Dad! She hates singing! Oh no! This school is now in the gutter! Barnacles!
Pearl’s Friend: Well how bad could she be?
Lori raises the mic to her mouth and after clearing her throat, she starts.
Lori Loud: *screeches and screams the lyrics* FOR ROYAL WOODS! WE PLEDGEEEEEE OUR HEARTTTTTS TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! FAITHFUL!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEEP! AND BLUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ROYAL WOODS!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!! LLLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!! 
The audience blocks their ears and screams at the horrible sound waves that just invaded their ears, the Ice Sculpture shatters, elderly fish drop dead and babies cry in agony. Screen cuts outside of Rectangopolis High School, Lori is continuing screaming the song offscreen, then the School's Gymnasium's windows shatters. Screen cuts back inside of the Gymnasium.
Lori Loud: *stops screaming the lyrics*
The song ends.
Pearl Krabs: *bows my head in shame knowing very well*
Lori wasn’t supposed to be their singer and a certain somebody is trying to ruin her moment.
Pearl’s Friend: I now see your point Pearl.
Lori thinks she sang awesome.
Lori Loud: *bows* Thank you! Thank you! You’re too kind!
Audience Member: BOO! YOU STINK!!
Lori is then escorted off the stage by the cops who had found the real singer tied up.
Lori Loud: WHAT DID I DO?!
Cop #42: *arrests Lori* Tell it to the Judge impostor!
Lori is thrown into the Cop car after going outside and is driven away to jail.
Squidward Tentacles: *runs out of the school* Lori, come back! *runs after Lori* Lori!
Lincoln Loud: *continues observing what's left of the ceremony through the gym's broken window*
He then feels his hand get lighter and looks to see Mr. Krabs plugging the fire hose into a Sprinkler.
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs! Don’t!!
Mr. Krabs: Sorry! Can’t hear ya! *turns the valve and a huge surge of goo sprays through the doors and right into the Gym*
Pearl Krabs: WHAT THE?!
The remaining guests are swept away by the huge waves of goo. Mr. Hanks is sent into the dirty locker rooms and all of the diplomas are ruined.
Mr. Krabs: *finally turns the hose off*
After huge trouble, Pearl swims to and unplugs the drain cover and all the goo drains after some time. 
Pearl’s Classmate (Soaking Wet): WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
Human Kids (Soaking Wet): YEAH!
Unnamed Female Purple Rectangular Prism Kid (Soaking Wet): WE'RE SOAKING WET!
Pearl Krabs: *blows some goo out of her blowhole very angrily* I think I know who did it!
Mr. Krabs: *finishes eating a leftover piece of toast from earlier, celebrates ruining the graduation and gets to keep my money* We did it! Now Pearlie won’t get me money! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Whoo! Now… do you want to go and play some Money-Opoly?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *fearfully* Mr. Krabs..
Mr. Krabs: What me boy?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I um… have to feed Gary!
Yellow Rectangle: He's right, the bus is here! We should go home!
Ashley Roberts: Yeah, let's go!
Screen cuts to the school bus with white banner "THE CITY CAMP TOUR" in Comic Sans MS.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud and Ashley Roberts: *runs out of the school, then gets on the school bus with the kids*
The school bus' door is closing, then it leaves.
Screen cuts back inside of the Gymnasium.
Mr. Krabs turns to see a very angry Pearl along with her entire class who are fuming at Krabs now that they have to stay in High School.
Mr. Krabs: Now kids uh I mean uh adults! We can settle this in a calm and dignified manner!
Pearl Krabs: Paper cuts!!
The students dry and sharpen their diplomas to give Krabs sweet justice.
Mr. Krabs: Please tell me ye making origami?!
The screen fades to black and Krabs is poked repeatedly receiving several vicious and painful paper cuts for his antagonistic actions.
Mr. Krabs: OOOWWW!!!!
It says "THE END". Episode ends.
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