Les Claypool

Les Claypool (full name Leslie Edward Claypool) is a weird, awesome guy from the United States of UnAmerica who loves playing the bass, going insane, and touring the UnWorld. He's a wacky fella, but he's not evil (unlike Mud, his half-son). In fact, he rocks! Not only does he play every version of the bass, he also invents stuff, makes wine, and can translate redneck for other guys. He's all around cool. He has a band called Primus with two of his close friends, and made some banger songs like Mr. Krinkle (he never told us why), Tommy The Cat (who's also a real guy) and their number one hit, Wynona's Big Brown Beaver (get da hint?).
Les is what they call a drifter, he travels a lot. Sometimes, he'll have backup musicians, but oftentimes, it's just him and his bass (that he's nicknamed "The Southbound Pachyderm", or just "Pachyderm" for short). Zoologically, Les might be a human, but we don't know what race or ethnicity. Some have proposed hillbilly, some say west coast poser, some just say Les Claypool. We have no clue who he's related to (besides a twin sister nobody cares about).
== Trivia ==
* Les once went to New Jersey for a concert, but ended up being chased out by the Elmo Gang. He was driven out by a drug dealer in a black Mitsubishi Magna.
* Les's favorite animals include the beaver, the elephant, and the pig.
* He's an honorary Psychonaut
* Les and Pink are currently trying to defeat The Judge.
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