Food Fight

Food Fight is the third episode of Evan Billion: F.I.N.D. Adventure.
==Plot==
Evan and the gang were visiting Veguiteatia. They were staying with a female Cibusian named Spisera Pepper and her family. Evan and Indetal were sleeping on a hammock outside held up with two pretzel sticks, and the actual hammock was cheese. Zkare was sleeping in the basement on the pizza crust floor. He was using flour for a blanket. Nanon had merged with a spinach computer; spinach is used on Veguiteatia for power. Radius had stayed up all night, as usual. He had spent the night gathering up food in a sack. Fuge had shrunk and slept under the crib of the Pepper baby: Paptrik. Indetal woke up.
(Indetal): I think I'm going to get some coffee.
He got out of the hammock and walked into the house. Mr. Pepper and Macon had stayed up all night as well as Radius, watching a biscuitball game. Macon and Paprik's sister, Sweder, had set a bedtime for herself, but unfortunately, her bedroom was near the family room, and whenever a biscuitball game was on, Macon and Mr. Pepper turned it up. Sweder could never go to sleep when this happened. Indetal got some coffee and drank it, then sat next to Macon and Mr. Pepper.
(Indetal): So you guys are fans of basketball?
(Macon): What's basketball?
(Indetal): What you guys are watching.
(Mr. Pepper): We're watching biscuitball, not basketball. No one on Veguiteatia even knows what basketball is.
(Indetal): I only agreed to come because I heard this place had good coffee.
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Nanon woke up next. He walked downstairs.
(Nanon): Hey Poppers.
(Mr. Pepper): How many times do I have to tell you to not call me Poppers?
Radius flew in the door and opened his sack.
(Radius): Hey guys. Guess what I got for breakfast?
(Macon): Eggs?
(Mr. Pepper): Waffles?
(Nanon): Bacon?
(Indetal): Better coffee? Seriously, this is the worst coffee I've ever tasted!
Radius reached in his sack and pulled out some cheese.
(Radius): Cheese.
He pulled out a donut.
(Radius): A donut.
He pulled out an orange.
(Radius): An orange.
He pulled out some toast.
(Radius): Some toast.
He pulled out an Oreo.
(Radius): An Oreo.
He pulled out some pizza.
(Radius): Some pizza.
He pulled out a pie.
(Radius): And some pie.
Evan woke up and walked in.
(Evan): RATED A FOR AWESOME! SECRET MOUNTAIN FORT AWESOME! KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS!
Zkare flew through the floor.
(Zkare): EVAN BILLION: F.I.N.D. AWESOMENESS!
(Evan): Really?
(Me): Nah.
Then Fuge flew downstairs and they started eating. Evan ate most of it, and everyone else ate the rest. Sweder woke up and walked in. Her face was black and her hair was standing straight up.
(Mr. Pepper): I told you not to touch the dynamite!
(Sweder): I didn't. It was you guys watching biscuitball.
(Mr. Pepper): I told biscuitball not to touch the dynamite!
Spisera came and looked at a watch.
(Spisera): It's almost time for you to go. You should pack your bags.
They packed. When they finished, it was time to go. They ran so fast, Evan started to barf his breakfast.
(Evan): I knew I shouldn't've ate that much breakfast.
He opened his mouth, and his breakfast oozed out. Indetal clapped his hand over Evan's mouth, and it went back down. But the ooze fell on the Billiontrix, and it glowed.
THEME SONG
They flew to Jupiter, and saw some thugs trying to get in the base.
(Evan): I'll stop them!
He raised his arm and was about to slam it, but he turned into Cheesewheel without touching it.
(Evan): Oh. New guy. CHEESEWHEEL!
He turned into a wheel and rolled at one of the thugs, and knocked him down. The other thug took a key from his glove that could open any door. Evan shot mozzarella cheese (ignore my spelling) at the thug's hand, and it buried the key. The thug started searching for the key, but Evan shot sprinkled cheese in his nose and he fell down.
(Evan): Cool.
He tried to transform back, but couldn't.
(Evan): Hey guys, I can't transform back.
(Indetal): Try eating this tart I packed for lunch.
Indetal took a tart out of his bag and threw it at Evan. Evan caught it and ate it, then turned into Omni-Donut.
(Evan): Aww man! I have a donut body and a donut head and a donut brain and a donut heart and a donut-
(Fuge): Too far.
Nanon built a machine that looked like a tiny robot with a dome for a head. He took Evan and opened the dome, and put Evan in. He closed the dome and pressed a button, and it grew.
(Nanon): The suit will appear any other times you transform into him.
They entered the base, and looked around. There was a robotic sphere with robotic legs, and wires all around him.
(Sphere): I will take over your base!
(Evan): No you won't!
Evan puked jelly, but it just filled the dome. Then he found a button and pressed it. Jelly shot out of his arms, and covered the sphere. The sphere became a robot dressed in a firefighter outfit, holding a hose. He shot water at the jelly, then at Evan. Evan shot sprinkles, then shot them out of his robot arm. He made a wall of sprinkles, and it fell on the sphere. The sphere popped up as a robot holding a shovel and dressed in construction clothing. He threw the shovel at Evan.
(Evan): This isn't doing any good.
The shovel knocked the suit down, which made Evan turn into the Annoying Orange.
(Evan): ANNOYING ORANGE! I'll just call him Orange. Or maybe I'll call him.......DOOR HINGE! Hey! Hey robot!
(Sphere): What?
(Evan): Orange you glad I'm about to spit seeds at you? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Evan spat seeds at the robot, and they exploded and sent the sphere flying backwards.
(Sphere): No one sends me flying back.
(Evan): The only thing that's back is my movie! ANNOYING ORANGE 2: RETURN OF THE RAINBOWS FLYING OUT OF MY EYES AND MOUTH!
Evan shot rainbows from his eyes and mouth, and attacked the sphere. The sphere transformed into a regular robot, and used feet boosters to fly out the window.
(Evan): Yes!
He tried to turn back to normal, but instead, turned into Toastroast. Then, he heard a loud voice.
(Voice): Please, please, give me my toast. So I can start the Annual Fire Food Roast.
A large hand came down and picked up Evan, and it took him to a land made out of peanut butter, jelly, and regular butter.
(Evan): NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Evan shot fire at stuff, destroying it. But the land kept rebuilding itself. The person holding Evan was a large human with gray jelly armor and a sword of butter. The knight gave the voice Evan. The voice was a brown statue sitting in a chair that looked like a toaster. The statue was wearing a shirt of peanut butter, with a stripe of black jelly down the middle.
(Statue): Now that we have our sacrifice, we can start the Annual Fire Food Roast!
The statue grabbed Evan, and tossed him in a pot of hot peanut butter.
(Evan): Hey, he felt like toast.
Evan controlled the statue (because he's made out of toast, toast is bread) to grab him and stand up. Then, he controlled the statue to pick up the pot and throw it at everyone else. He controlled the statue to run and stomp on everything, then drop him. Evan landed back on Jupiter, but fell on the Billiontrix, turning him into REO.
(Indetal): Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OREOS!
Indetal ran at Evan, but Evan ran, too. Indetal shot crystals to try to pin him to the ground, but Evan blocked them with Oreos. Evan made a whip of cream and tied up Indetal. Then, a spaceship came down, and Pyrece and Raydi'ation came out.
(Pyrece): We are here to enslave this planet!
He saw Evan.
(Pyrece): Aww man.
Evan shot Oreos like shurikens, and Pyrece shot fire at the Oreos, melting them. Then, he shot cream, and Raydi'ation made a shredder/mouth thing and sucked it in. Zkare possessed Pyrece, and used the pyrokinesis to put out Raydi'ation. Zkare unpossessed Pyrece, and Evan turned into Pizza Guy.
(Evan): PIZZA GUY! I like the sound of that!
(Indetal): Me too!
Evan turned into mini-pizza and duplicated. The clones attacked, but Pyrece ate a lot of them. The clones regrouped and turned normal. Evan rolled and made Pyrece lift one leg, then rolled and made him lift the other. Pyrece did the splits, then shot fire at Raydi'ation. Raydi'ation absorbed it and got his powers back. He shot lasers everywhere, and cut Evan. He regenerated, then Raydi'ation tried to cut him again, but accidentally touched the Billiontrix, transforming Evan.
(Evan): PIE GUY!
Evan shot cream pie at Raydi'ation, and the cream acted like water and weakened him.
(Pyrece): We will be back!
They climbed into their spaceship and flew off. Evan finally turned back.
(Evan): Few! After all that, I can be normal.
(Nanon): Who ever knew that food could be useful? Well, I'm going to go build some new inventions.
He went inside. The others went inside too. Evan was about to go outside, but a claw grabbed his leg and pulled him up. The two thugs were in a ship they had built, and pulled Evan into the ship.
(Thug 1): We are going to search the galaxy for a black hole. When we find one, you're going in it!
They flew and searched and searched and searched. Evan saw the sphere, and the sphere saw him and transformed into a ghostly robot. He flew into the ship.
(Sphere): Other enemies of him? Let's team up!
(Thug 2): We're going to take him to a black hole.
The hand from the knight was searching for some toast, and encountered the spaceship and pulled him up.
(Knight): Other enemies of him? Let's team up!
(Thug 2): We're going to take him to a black hole.
Pyrece and Raydi'ation were flying in their ship, and saw Evan in the other ship. They flew in.
(Pyrece): Other enemies of him? Let's team up!
(Thug 2): We're going to take him to a black hole.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The statue came in too. Evan turned into Cheesewheel, and rolled and hit the sphere and the thugs. One of the thugs fell on the wheel, making the ship fly in different directions. Evan shot cheese at Pyrece, putting out his fire. Raydi'ation removed the cheese, and chased Evan. Evan turned into a wheel and rolled, then turned into Omni-Donut. One of the thugs woke up with a crowbar, and hit the suit to make dents. Evan kicked the thug and grabbed the crowbar, and knocked out Pyrece. The knight shot jelly from his sword at Evan, who blocked it with more jelly. After a while, Evan turned into Pizza Guy, and became a slice. He thrusted himself at the knight and hit hem several times, then started flying away. The knight and Raydi'ation chased after Evan, and Raydi'ation knocked out the knight with a laser. He put on the knight's armor, and shot jelly/peanut butter/butter lasers from his sword. Evan turned into Orange and blocked the lasers with rainbows, then rode a rainbow to the top. The ship was about to 
crash into a laboratory, where a peanut butter scientist was working on a black hole creator. The ship crashed and knocked over the black hole creator, and made a black hole.
(Scientist): NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The scientist ran and jumped in the black hole. The ship was creeping in and out of the sides. Evan turned into Pizza Guy and shot pizza at the remaining enemies except the scientist, who shot peanut butter. Evan turned into Toastroast and shot fire at the peanut butter to destroy it, then summoned some bread and smashed the scientist. Raydi'ation created a heat-seeking missile, and it was aimed at Evan. Evan shot a lot of fire around the statue, and the heat-seeking missile landed there and hurt the statue. Fire went everywhere, and Evan turned into Omni-Donut and ran through it. He puked jelly then shot it through his arms, putting out fire around him. He turned into Cheesewheel and turned into a wheel, and rolled places that weren't fire. But since there was fire other places, he started melting. The knight woke up and threw cracker bombs at Evan. He exploded, and the blast sent him up near Raydi'ation. Raydi'ation grabbed and ate Evan. Then him and the knight fought, and they both got knocked out. 
Raydi'ation's green turned green like Goop, then milk phased out of his body. The milk slithered over to a spot with some fire.
(Milk): I heard that milk turns into cheese in the stomach. The opposite must have happened.
The milk was Evan. Evan shot some cheese (which was milk), and controlled it into a rope. One end was tied around something in another dimension, but the other end slipped out of Evan's reach. Then, it was out of Evan's sight. Evan turned into Orange and made a rainbow, which he rode on. But the rainbow got sucked in to another dimension, so Evan quickly turned into Pie Guy and controlled the pizza he shot earlier as Pizza Guy (pizza is pie). He made pizza pillars, and ran on them over to the milk rope. But he was out of pizza, and if he shot pie, his leg would sink into it. He turned into Pizza Guy again and made another pizza pillar. He got really close. But he was running out of pizza shots, and couldn't reach the milk rope. Evan thought, then turned into REO and controlled the rope over to him. He grabbed it and swung in the regular dimension, but the ship was attracted to heat, and followed Evan. Evan landed in the regular dimension, as Cheesewheel's wheel form. Then, he turned back to normal. But the 
ship came out into the regular dimension too, and turned into a wheel and started rolling into a nuke. The scientist popped his head out, and shot peanut butter. Zkare possessed the peanut butter and wrapped up the scientist, and pulled him out.
(Zkare): Destroy the ball good!
Evan turned back into Cheesewheel, and shot string cheese at some of the ball metal. He grabbed it and pulled, the others helped him. It pulled off the area that the wheel was on. Evan turned into Useless, but he was going for Insectosaurus.
(Evan): Insectouseless! Aww man! Maybe I can use a joke to stop the ball! There was a cave explorer, exploring a cave. He saw a bunch of bats, then saw another bat by himself. He felt sorry for it, and tried to adopt it. But he was the one who struck out.
(Team): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Evan): Oh yeah. Balls can't laugh. I wonder if he has a super form.
He slapped the Billiontrix, and it grew four spikes. The white on his shirt turned light blue. His hat turned light blue too, and grew three icicles. Evan's skin turned white, and his loose fur turned into icicles.
(Evan): SUPER USELESS! USEFUL!
Evan shot ice at the bottom of the ball, stopping it.
(Evan): Ice to know you're not going to crash into a nuke and destroy Jupiter and probably destroy other planets near it wait I just remembered Jupiter is the biggest thing in the Solar System except the sun it would probably just make a dent in Jupiter if it exploded no wait it would destroy like a quarter or a half it would make a dent in the sun wait no it wouldn't do any damage at all the sun is bigger than 3 Bigoggs combined maybe we can try it I'll try to teleport to the third episode of The Omni-Knights, Outer Space Giantantania is the home of the Bigoggs I could use Combinationer to combine the three that attacked Paul and his team and then see if the result is bigger than the sun you know what a nuke would probably do no damage it all.
(Team): ...................................................
THE END
==Characters==
*Evan Levin
*Indetal
*Zkare
*Radius
*Fuge
*Nanon
*Pepper Family
===Villains===
*Thugs
*Sphere
*Pyrece
*Raydi'ation
*Toast Knight
*Toast Statue
*Toast Scientist