The Simpsons Fanfic/Season 1 Script

This is the ultimate Simpsons series fanfic.
= Sell the D'oh-mower =
== Intro ==
# The Simpsons intro
== Brea Cook Sees The Lawnmower ==
# (Marge uses the lawnmower while Homer watches.)
# Homer: Marge, that lawnmower is old! We need to sell it for a hundred dollars!
# Marge: Okay.
# (Brea Cook, an adult, watches them. She accidentally trips.)
# Bart (entering): Hey, why is that girl on our property?
# Homer: D'oh!
# Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
# Homer: Why you little...
# (Homer then proceeds to strangle Bart.)
== The Garage Sale ==
# Marge: I know! How about we do a garage sale!
# (Cut to the children setting up cardboard boxes.)