The Grim Adventures of Kids Next Door 2: Do Unto Teens Transcript

== Transcript ==
(The episode opens with Billy feeding a goldfish.)
Billy: Chow time, Lil’ Porkchop! Come and get it! Want some candy?
(He's about to give the fish a gummy worm, but Mandy stops him.)
Billy’s Dad: No, no, no candy. Lil’ Porkchop gets fish food. And you get Grim’s kidney relish rhubarb pie.
Billy: Ugh. Be thankful you're a fish.
(As Billy puts fish food into the bowl, Mandy runs downstairs.)
Mandy: Something terrible has happened!
Grim: What's wrong, Mandy?
Mandy: I can't find those Dinobonoids!
Billy: That's the terrible thing?! Give me a break!
Grim: Come on, cupcake, they must be around here somewhere. I'll look in the kitchen.
Billy: That reminds me.
(Billy goes to the window and looks through binoculars.)
Mandy: Birdwatching?! When the Dinobonoids are missing?!
Billy: I just remembered I lost my baseball glove, so I was looking for it.
Mandy: Yeah, I can see, very helpful.
(Mandy takes the binoculars.)
Billy: Hey, I was looking for it!
Grim: Not in the fridge either.
Mandy: Grim, Billy’s doing zippo to help me find these guys.
Billy: Well, she's not helping me find my baseball glove, either.
Grim: Well, now, here's an idea. What say you two work together? You'll get the job done twice as fast that way.
Mandy: Work together? Why?
Grim: Don't you remember what the Good Book says? "Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their hard work."
Billy: Yeah, but--
Grim: I'm not done, crumpet. "For if one of them should fall, the other one can raise his partner up." Work together, you'll both be better off for it.
Mandy: But he doesn't help me.
Billy: And she's no partner.
Grim: Oh, that kind of attitude will land you both in a sea of troubles. You're in the same boat. Might as well work together.
(After Billy takes back the binoculars, he looks through them again and sees the S.C.A.M.P.E.R flying towards him and Mandy outside.)
Numbuh 4: Help!
Mandy: Calm down. Now, where's Numbuh 1?
Numbuh 4: Kidnapped. Gone.
(Both are brought on board the ship. After the opening credits roll, cut to inside the S.C.A.M.P.E.R, where we see that the members of Sector V are not present.)
Mandy: Numbuh 4, who kidnapped Numbuh 1, 2, 3, and 5?
Numbuh 4: (evil laughter)
Billy and Mandy: Mojo Jojo?!
Numbuh 4: Right, now you charade, and I'll guess.
Billy: We can't fight Mojo Jojo alone! He's too big! He's too mean! This isn't our job! We're toast!
Numbuh 4: Numbuh 1! Very good! Ooh, want me to do Numbuh 5? (Puts on Numbuh 5’s hat.) Numbuh 5 says, old chum?
Billy: Ha! That was great! Me next!
Mandy: We have a big problem here, in case you didn't notice! Numbuh 4, how do you know Mojo Jojo kidnapped the Kids Next Door gang?
(Numbuh 4 presses a few buttons, and a hologram of Numbuh 1 appears a la Star Wars.)
Numbuh 1 (hologram): Save us, operatives. (3x)
(Mojo Jojo suddenly appears.)
Mojo Jojo (hologram): Save us, operatives, save us, operatives, save us, operatives. (evil laughter) I'll save you, and your little boy too! (evil laughter)
Numbuh 4: You have another boy?
Billy: Hey, can you get us to the Moonbase?
Mandy: You want a snack at a time like this?
Numbuh 4: No, for the Professor. We need a wise man to help us.
(Billy jumps into the driver seat.)
Billy: Vroom! Vroom!
Numbuh 4: You can fly this thing, right?
Billy: (shakes head)
(Billy hits the accelerator and drives the ship rather recklessly. Numbuh 4 and Mandy are flung to the left side. A menu flies into their faces.)
Mandy: Look, a Moonbase takeout menu! There's a map on the back. Follow this!
(The S.C.A.M.P.E.R flies recklessly past several meteors.)
Numbuh 4: Woah! Slow down! Watch that meteor!
Mandy: Don't go so fast!
Numbuh 4: Look out!
Billy: (screams)
(The logo flashes to the Teen prison guarded by ameoba boys. This prison is where the members of Sector V are held.)
Numbuh 2: I can't believe Mojo Jojo captured us.
Numbuh 5: Well, I can't believe we fell for the old "Watch out, there's a monster behind you" trick!
Numbuh 3: I can't believe the pillows in this place!
Numbuh 1: Mojo, hello?
Mojo Jojo: Quiet! May I remind you that you are not guests, but prisoners?!
Numbuh 5: Nobody asked you to kidnap us. What are we doing here, anyway?
Mojo Jojo: Besides driving me crazy, when your baby compatriot comes to save you, I'm going to destroy the Kids Next Door treehouse!
(The robot head opens.)
DCFDTL: And make the Kids next door outhouse!
Numbuh 1, 2, 3, and 5: (laugh)
DCFDTL: What? What's so funny? It could happen.
Numbuh 3: You think Numbuh 4 is gonna figure out where we are? He's a sweet bloke, but he can barely tie his shoes.
Mojo Jojo: I, Mojo, Jojo in my evil brilliance, took care of that. (evil laughter)
(The logo flashes to the KND Moonbase. While Billy has a sandwich, Numbuh 4 and Mandy talk to Professor Utonium about their map.)
Mandy: Numbuh 4 found this map in his peanut butter sandwich. See? There's an X where Mojo Jojo took them. I think Numbuh 2 drew it as a clue.
Billy: Actually, I figured that part. But we need you to come help us, Professor.
Professor Utonium: Uh...I don't know. I got my Badge, and, uh, I’m attending a bowling night with my daughters Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
Numbuh 4: If you don't come, all I've got is Billy.
(Billy chews loudly.)
Professor Utonium: But you have each other. You're a team, right?
Mandy: I'm not on his team.
Billy: And I wouldn't be on yours, even if you asked me.
Professor Utonium: Now, kids, that's no way to treat each other. If you're gonna get through this, you've got to work together. (beat) I'll go, I'll go. You two will never accomplish anything if you can't get along.
(The logo flashes to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R flying through a school of giant space fish.)
Professor Utonium: We're in an unusual part of space known as the Galax-sea.
Billy: The Galax-sea, I get it! It's like an ocean in space. Neat! Have you been here before, the Professor?
Professor: Uh, no, I just heard about it from leaders who come to the Lounge.
Mandy: Where exactly in space have you been, Professor?
Professor Utonium: Oh, nowhere.
(Both Numbuh 4 and Mandy realize Professor Utonium might not be much help.)
Mandy: Good call, Numbuh 4, we're being led by a guy with less experience than we have.
Billy: Like you had a better idea.
Professor Utonium: How can you help the rest of the crew if you can't even get along like partners?
(The ship shakes, rattles and rolls as Billy flies it recklessly through more meteors.)
Numbuh 4: Billy, fly straight!
Billy: Okie dokie!
(He steers with his feet.)
Professor Utonium: Now, if we plot a course straight between this star and that small planet, we should get to the X.
Mandy: Past that whirly shape there?
(They spot a vortex sucking the fish down.)
Professor Utonium: Hey, you know that is? It's a Jelly wormhole!
(We're shown red and orange gummy worms running from the space fish as they try to eat them.)
Professor Utonium: Incredibly rare! I've read all about them.
(Mandy pulls up a pair of binoculars. As she looks, a few items fly through the vortex.)
Mandy: I can see through it! Just like a window. (gasp) And look what's on the other side! Isn't that Numbuh 1’s M.U.S.K.E.T.? And that's Numbuh 5’s S.L.U.G.G.U.H!
Numbuh 4: And Numbuh 3’s T.H.U.M.P.E.R.!
Billy: And That’s Numbuh 2’s A.I.R.K.L.A.W!
Mandy: Mojo Jojo must be holding them in there! We have to dive through that wormhole and save the Kids Next Door!
Professor Utonium: Hold your seahorses. Rocket-ships that go through wormholes are known to disappear without a trace!
Mandy: Sounds like a shortcut. Let's motor, Billy! Take the bughole thingie.
Professor Utonium: Mandy, I told you. Rockets go in and don't come back. We should go around.
Mandy: Come on, Numbuh 4! You're with me, right? We go through the wormhole.
Numbuh 4: No, I'm with the Professor.
Mandy: What about that working together stuff?
Numbuh 4: I'm working with the Professor, Mandy. And you're not much help.
Professor Utonium: Working together is give-and-take. Now most importantly, you two really need to agree on the best way to do this and help each other if you want this to work.
Numbuh 4: Well, I'm with you. You're out-voted, two to one.
Mandy: What about Billy?
Billy: Eenie, meenie, miny, moe.
Mandy: (groans)
(The logo flashes to the Teen prison as Sector V yells at the Amoeba Boys as Numbuh 1 holds a metal cup that he scrapes across the cell door.)
Numbuh 1, 2, 3, and 5: We've had enough! We've had enough! We've had enough!
Mojo Jojo: Now what?! More complaints?!
(Numbuh 1 presents a heart-shaped pillow.)
Numbuh 1: This pillow's way too soft. It's playing havoc with my back.
Mojo Jojo: Oh, what do you want, room service?
Numbuh 1, 2, 3, and 5: (nod their heads)
Mojo Jojo: You are prisoners! This is a dungeon!
Numbuh 5: Plus, Numbuh 5 needs a hairbrush, my S.L.U.G.G.U.H. back, and a change of socks...argyle. (She tosses the sock, which lands on Numbuh 3.)
Numbuh 2: Do you have any other comic books? I've read all these.
Numbuh 3: I'd like the Sunday Times crossword puzzle.
Mojo Jojo: No! Absolutely not!
Numbuh 1, 2, 3, and 5: We've had enough! We've had enough! We've had enough!
Mojo Jojo: Fine! Fine! Stop it! I'll get your hairbrush and crossword!
Numbuh 1: And…
Numbuh 3: What?
Mojo Jojo: And your pillow!
DCFDTL: Of all the kids next door operatives in the universe, I have to kidnap high maintenance ones.
(The logo flashes back to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R as Mandy mopes about the problem.)
Mandy: Work together. What a traitor, agreeing with Professor instead of me? Well, I'm not taking this lying down.
(Cut to Billy as he sleeps while at the wheel. Mandy gets in the seat.)
Mandy: I can't just watch our chance float by, waiting to be a team.
(Mandy turns the S.C.A.M.P.E.R around. But because she doesn't know how to drive, the S.C.A.M.P.E.R loses control.)
Mandy: Uh-oh.
Numbuh 4: What's happening?!
(Because the S.C.A.M.P.E.R is shaking, the weapons fall onto the floor, causing the metric matter disperser to pop out. Billy picks them up.)
Mandy: I reset the ship's course! We're being sucked right into the Ameoba Boy!
Numbuh 4 and Professor: Oh no! Mandy!
(Sure enough, the S.C.A.M.P.E.R goes down the wormhole.)
Numbuh 4: Remind me to yell at you when I stop screaming!
Mandy: If you'd help me when I asked, this never would have happened!
Numbuh 4: I was trying to help, by going around!
Professor Utonium: Could you two figure this out later, if there is a later?!
(Mandy is flung out of the driver's seat. Suddenly, the S.C.A.M.P.E.R stops spinning out of control.)
Mandy: Good driving, Billy. You must be getting the hang of this.
Numbuh 4: Uh-oh, we're not out of trouble yet. In fact, I'd say we're on the hook more than ever!
(The S.C.A.M.P.E.R has been caught on a fishhook by Mojo Jojo' ship. The crane swings the S.C.A.M.P.E.R around.)
Mojo Jojo: (evil laughter) What a catch. Put them with the others!
(The Ameoba Boys approach the captured S.C.A.M.P.E.R.)
Numbuh 4: What do you want with us?!
(The logo flashes back to the Teen prison cell as Numbuh 1 plays the harmonica. Numbuh 2 tries opening the cell door with a lockpick, but it's quite difficult.)
Numbuh 2: I'm not sure I can get this. It's complicated.
(Numbuh 5 pulls a hairpin out of Numbuh 3’s hair. Fortunately, it works. They all get out, but are put back in when the rest of their friends are put in.)
Numbuh 5: We--we were just stepping out for those comic books, mates.
(The Ameoba Boy takes the hairpin.)
Numbuh 4: We really blew it.
Numbuh 1: Aw, don't say that.
Numbuh 5: Did you happen to bring any argyle socks?
Numbuh 4: No.
Numbuh 1: You're right, you really blew it.
Numbuh 4: Thanks for nothing.
Mandy: At least I was trying to help.
Numbuh 4: But instead of going around the wormhole and sneaking up on Mojo Jojo, we got sucked into his trap.
Professor Utonium: Now, calm down there, kids. Part of working together means no blaming. Now let's work together to figure out a solution to this problem. (sighs) I had a bowling night with my three daughters, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup.
Numbuh 2: You think that's bad, wait til you try these pillows.
Numbuh 5: We have a much bigger problem, old boy.
Numbuh 3: Bigger than squishy pillows?
Numbuh 1: The Delightful Children are going to get their hands on the weapons. They’re going to turn the kids next door treehouse into an outhouse.
(The logo flashes to Mojo Jojo and his Ameoba Boys looking for said device.)
Mojo Jojo: Find the weapons, oh slimy ones!
Ameoba Boy #1: Right! Uh, what's it look like?
Mojo Jojo: Oh, must I do everything?! It looks like a weapon! Everybody knows that!
Ameoba Boy #2: Why don't you help us look? After all, two are better than one. Hey!
(Mojo Jojo suddenly sees the weapons.)
Mojo Jojo: (gasps) The weapons! Nothing can stop me now! (evil laughter)
(In the teen prison, Billy plays with the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Numbuh 3 grabs it.)
Numbuh 3: Billy, where did you get this?
Billy: Uh, it broke off. Am I in trouble?
Numbuh 3: Yay! Whooppee! Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!
Numbuh 2: Really, Numbuh 3, I like dancing as much as the next bloke, but now's hardly the time.
Numbuh 3: This is the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R, without the weapons, the Kids Next Door Treehouse is--
Billy, Mandy, Professor Utonium, Numbuh 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5: Worthless!
(They hear Mojo Jojo's footsteps. Worried he'll ask them for it, they try to hide it.)
Mojo Jojo: Where's the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?
Numbuh 5: Let us go, maybe we can find it.
(Mojo Jojo grunts in frustration. Fade to the two ships and cut back to the dungeon as everyone still tries thinking of how to get out. Numbuh 1 tries expanding his pillow, but it deflates like a ball. Professor Utonium starts to worry.)
Professor Utonium: Uh, guys, aren't you gonna hatch a clever plan to break us out?
Mandy: They might not, but I will.
(Fortunately, Mandy can slip past the bars.)
Mandy: This cell was built to hold operatives, not kids.
Numbuh 1: Oh fine, you get out, but what about us? Some plan.
Mandy: I'll get the key from that Ameoba Boy, then I'll come back for you.
Professor Utonium: I hear that two are better than one, you know.
(Numbuh 4 gets out of the cell too.)
Numbuh 4: Wait a second, you can't do that by yourself.
(Numbuh 4, Billy and Mandy go through the hall.)
Numbuh 4: I'll sneak up behind him, when I give the signal, make some noise. When he's distracted, I'll grab the key.
Mandy: You're supposed to help me, not boss me around. You'll distract him, and I'll grab the key.
Numbuh 4: Fine, but we have to find him first.
(They bump into the guards.)
Billy: Found him.
(The logo flashes to Mojo Jojo in his ship's bridge.)
Mojo Jojo: Ah, there's nothing like a little bad behavior to put the wind back in my sails.
(The Ameoba Boys and the kids enter the bridge.)
Ameoba Boy #2: We caught them trying to escape.
Mojo Jojo: Ha! These three? Escape?! Never! All they do is bicker and fuss!
Mandy: Bicker?
Billy: Fuss?
Mojo Jojo: Absolutely, that's why I always win. Because you two don't know how to get along. You should have helped your sister, kid. Now you've made a mess of things.
Mandy: Leave him alone! He was trying to help us avoid that wormhole! I was working by myself and got us into this mess. I'm sorry, Numbuh 4. I should have known that you were trying to help me. Instead, I got us in a real jam.
Numbuh 4: That's okay, Man. I should have tried harder to help you, too.
Mojo Jojo: Oh, boo-hoo, if I had worked together with my friends, I wouldn't be where I am today. But maybe then again, I might have some friends if I did. Take them below! Nobody's going anywhere until I get that S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Oh, uh, and give these argyle socks to Numbuh 1. I can't take any more of his incessant whining.
(The Ameoba Boy looks at the socks and the weapons and seems to get some idea. The guards lead the kids back to the cell.)
Numbuh 5: Oh, dear. Numbuh 5 sees Mandy’s plan didn't work.
(The Ameoba Boys blcok the cell door. It turns out they both had a change of heart.)
Ameoba Boy #2: If we help you, will you help us get rid of Mojo Jojo?
Numbuh 4: What?
Ameoba Boy #2: We're on your side. Mojo Jojo is no friend of ours.
(Numbuh 4 unlocks the cell door, freeing everyone.)
Numbuh 4: Then we all had better work together.
Numbuh 3: How do we get out of here without Mojo Jojo seeing us?
Numbuh 2: (gasps) I say! There's the S.C.A.M.P.E.R!
Mandy: I've got another idea!
Numbuh 5: No offense, dear, but--
Numbuh 1: Last time you had an idea, well, you, uh--
Numbuh 5: Nearly destroyed the ship and got everyone sucked down a wormhole instead of going around it!
Numbuh 4: I say we should listen to her. Working together is give-and-take. She made a mistake, but we should still listen to her and see what she has to say. After all, we're a team, and if one of us falls, the other must raise his partner up. Who's with us?
(They all agree to work together as they hold hands.)
Billy: What's your plan?
(The logo flashes to the ameoba boys using themselves as a rope for the crew to get out of the cell and back onto their S.C.A.M.P.E.R. Cut to Mojo Jojo as he hears the alarm beeping.)
Mojo Jojo: Huh?
(He sees his enemies escaping.)
Mojo Jojo: The prisoners are escaping! Get them, you slimy ameoba! Ameoba Boys? Oh, you just can't get reliable help these days. (to his minions) Well? After them! They still have the disperser!
(Soon, everyone is back on the S.C.A.M.P.E.R, except Numbuh 4.)
Numbuh 1, 2, 3, 5, Billy, Mandy, and Professor Utonium: Numbuh 4!
Numbuh 4: No offense, but this is icky.
(Numbuh 4 slides down the worms, but lands on the side of the ship, not inside it. Billy reaches out to save his friend from floating away into space.)
Billy: Numbuh 4!
(Numbuh 3 helps Billy to save Numbuh 4.)
Numbuh 4: Thanks, guys.
(Billy pulls Numbuh 4 out of trouble. The worms then free the ship from the hook with their spears.)
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2, get us out of here!
Numbuh 5: Be good enough to hand me those Kids Next Door Weapons, will you?
(Billy hands back said device. Suddenly, the ship swings back and fourth again thanks to Mojo Jojo.)
Professor Utonium: What's going on?
Mojo Jojo: I'm going to spin you like a top and hurl you into space! (evil laughter)
Ameoba Boy #2: Surrender, Mojo Jojo, before it's too late!
Mojo Jojo: Surrender? I'm winning here, you silly worm! And when I'm done with them, I'll deal with you!
(He spins the ship around like an airplane toy you hang from the ceiling.)
Professor Utonium: I think I'm gonna be ill!
(Ameoba Boy #2 sticks his spear in the line, stopping the ship from spinning uncontrollably. Mojo Jojo moves the controls, but nothing happens. Meanwhile, Numbuh 5 tries putting the weapons back.)
Mandy: Hurry, Numbuh 5!
Numbuh 5: One more second. Got it!
(Numbuh 5 uses a shrink ray to fire. And thanks to that, the Ameoba Boy turns giant.)
Mojo Jojo: Ahhhh!!! A giant Ameoba Boy!
DCFDTL: (screams)
Ameoba Boy #2: Silly Ameoba Boys, are we? We'll see about that, Mojo Mojo!
(The Ameoboy Boy swallows the ship, allowing our heroes to escape.)
DCFDTL: I hate the Kids Next Door!
Numbuh 1: Mission accomplished! Numbuh 2, take us home!
Billy: Oh, I can do it! Vroom! Vroom!
(Once again, when Billy is at the wheel, he drives recklessly.)
All: (laugh)
(Ending credits shows posters of other crossover suggestions made up by Cartoon Network such as O.K. Ben Let's Be Heroes, Codename: Titans Next Door, Class of Numbuh 3000, The Powerpuff Operatives and The Amazing World of Billy with the Codename: Kids Next Door ending credits theme playing)
Closing Logos: Curious Pictures/Cartoon Network Studios
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