SB-129 but there's no time machine and Squidward is stuck in the future

An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants But it's something different every episode
* Voice: SB-129. [episode starts]
* Narrator: Ahh, it is Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom, and it is about time for Squidward to practice his clarinet. So get your ear plugs ready.
* Squidward: [kisses his clarinet] I think I'll treat Bikini Bottom to some real music. [He gets ready to play his clarinet, and then SpongeBob's alarm clock goes off, sending Squidward's clarinet into his throat] Yow! [Struggles to dislodge the clarinet out of his throat.]
* SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward! Wanna go jellyfishing? [Squidward tries to yell, but his clarinet sounds every time he tries to talk] Great! We'll be right over! [Squidward pulls the clarinet out of his throat. Door knocks are heard]
* Squidward: I wonder who that could be. [Squidward opens the door]
* SpongeBob: Ready to go?
* Squidward: No, I'm not "ready to go!" [slams the door]
* Patrick: He doesn't wanna play with us.
* SpongeBob: No, Patrick, he's just not ready. [Squidward tries to play his clarinet, but he hears another knock at the door] Ready now?
* Squidward: No! [slams door. Then he goes back to try to play clarinet is interrupted once again by yet another knock at door. Squidward gets angry.]
* SpongeBob: How about now?
* Squidward: No! [slams the door. The knock on the door is heard again] Huh? [opens door]
* SpongeBob: Now?
* Squidward: No! [slams the door. Another knock on the door and he opens it]
* SpongeBob: Now?
* Squidward: No! [slams door, then opens it]
* SpongeBob: How about now?
* Squidward: No! [slams door, then opens it]
* SpongeBob: Now?
* Squidward: No! [slams door, then opens it]
* SpongeBob: Now?
* Squidward: No! [slams door, then opens it]
* SpongeBob: Now?
* Squidward: No! [slams door, then opens it]
* SpongeBob: Now?
* Squidward: No! [slams door, then opens it] No! [SpongeBob and Patrick are gone and they approach Squidward from behind. SpongeBob taps his shoulder] What?!
* SpongeBob: Ready yet?
* Squidward: No, I'm not ready! I'll never be ready! Don't you get it?!
* SpongeBob: Sure we do.
* Squidward: What? [stammers] D'oh...! [shuts the door and leaves his house, then realizes he's outside. He runs back to his door and knocks. SpongeBob opens it]
* SpongeBob: Ready? [Squidward slaps his forehead, and then pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house]
* Squidward: Out! Sheesh! Shouldn't you be at work today, SpongeBob?!
* SpongeBob: I'd love to be at work today! But it's Sunday; the Krusty Krab is closed. [Squidward gets an idea]
* Squidward: Hold on a second. I'll be right out. [closes the door. Squidward tiptoes out the other way of his house to the Krusty Krab, and enters] Hello...? [silence] Ahh, alone at last. [tries to play his clarinet, but SpongeBob and Patrick are heard outside]
* SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward! Squidward? [Squidward runs into the kitchen as SpongeBob and Patrick come in the Krusty Krab and search for Squidward] Squidward! [Squidward runs into the freezer] Squidward? Oh, Squidward! [Squidward peeks out as SpongeBob and Patrick look for him] Squidward!
* SpongeBob: Well, he's not here. I'll bet that eager-beaver's already down at Jellyfish Fields!
* Squidward: A-ha! They're finally gone! [tries to open the freezer, but it's locked from the inside!] What the...? [tries to open it multiple times] Locked?! Oh no! Oh... well, someone will realize I'm gone and come looking for me. I'll be out of here in no time.
* Narrator: 2,000 years later...
* [the scene shows Squidward still inside the freezer, frozen; the hinges are rusty, and they fall off; the door falls with Squidward frozen behind it; SpongeTron flies past and then back to Squidward]
* Sponge-Tron: Holy Krabby Patties! A frozen cephalopod! [Sponge-Tron grabs a chrome hammer; from the hammer comes a red laser, which melts the ice and hits Squidward's buttocks; Squidward screams]
* Squidward: [trancelike] I'll be out of here in no time.
* Sponge-Tron: Greetings, primitive.
* Squidward: Sp...SpongeBob? Is that you?
* Sponge-Tron: SpongeBob? No! [robot voice] I am Sponge-Tron. [normal voice] Welcome to the future!
* Squidward: What?
* Sponge-Tron: Welcome to the future!
* Squidward: Uh, the future... [notices everything's chrome] Huh?! O-okay, uh, what's going on here? Why is everything... chrome?
* Sponge-Tron: Everything is chrome in the future!
* Squidward: Wha...? [stammers and runs to look outside a window] Oh, my... [notices the chrome environment. The screen pans around the chrome environment.] Impossible! He's lying! [A flower pops up from underground, then a truck comes, a fish gets out of the truck, runs up to the flower, sprays it with chrome spray paint, then runs back in the truck and drives away. Squidward looks at the screen.] He's right!
* SpongeTron: Of course I'm right, Squidward! Just ask my clones: Sponge-Trons X, Y, and Z. [Squidward flinches as a trio of Sponge-Tron clones have suddenly appeared next to them]
* Squidward: Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here?
* Sponge-Tron: Sure! All 486 of them! [A calendar on the wall says March 6, 4017 A.D. This means Squidward was entered the freezer back in March 6, 2017. Squidward does a few sit-ups while he talks as if he is trying to wake up]
* Squidward: [Lays down and starts doing sit-ups] Future! Future! Future! Future! [SpongeTron drops a brick on Squidward's head] Thanks. Now listen! All of you! I don't belong here. This is all a horrible mistake! Please, we've got to do something!
* Sponge-Trons X, Y, and Z: [pull out jellyfishing nets] Jellyfishing! [a two-headed Patrick appears out of nowhere]
* Pat-Tron: Did somebody say, "jellyfishing"?
* Sponge-Tron: Hi, Pat-Tron!
* Squidward: J-just listen to me! I'm not supposed to be here! I've gotta get home to my own time period! I've gotta go!
* SpongeTron: Sorry, but we haven't invented time machines yet. I guess you're stuck here.
* Squidward: St-st-stuck here?!
* Pat-Tron: Yep.
* Squidward: [screaming]
* [Squidward screams till the end of time as the episode ends]
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