Alois Hitler

Alois Hitler Sr. was the abusive father of Adolf Hitler. He was known for punishing his son severely. 
== Biography ==
Alois Schicklgruber was born out of wedlock on June 7, 1837. Alois changed his last name to Hitler after his stepfather. Alois was a mid-level Austrian customs officer— not really rolling in cash, but certainly rolling in women. Alois married a rich, older lady, but then immediately started having affairs, including one with a much younger house servant. A few years later, he left his sick wife to be with his mistress, but since the Catholic Church didn't allow divorce at the time, he couldn't marry her. So, he waited for his old wife to die and had a child in the meantime. Then his wife died, so he married his mistress and had another child, but then his new wife got sick, so he employed his much, much younger cousin Klara to take care of her. Then when his new wife died, he immediately got Klara—his cousin—pregnant and then married her in 1885. Alois and Klara had three children, all of whom died in infancy. Their third or fourth child was Adolphus, and they had two or three more children after that. The family moved around a few times, meaning Adolf had to attend five different elementary schools. Alois was abusive to Adolf's older brother until Alois Jr. had enough and ran away from the family at the age of 14. After his eldest son ran away, Alois Sr. was abusive towards Adolf instead. In 1900, Alois' youngest son Edmund died of measles at 6 years old. Alois himself died of a lung hemorrhage in 1903 at the age of 65 years.
== Appearances ==
* Hitler (episode) (Part 1)
* Three Kingdoms [cameo]
== Trivia ==
* Alois Hitler was one of the many OverSimplified Characters to have their real-life head put on top of a stickman body. Another notable example of this was in The American Civil War, when Abraham Lincoln's generals also had their real heads stuck onto stickmen.
==Gallery==
Happy New Year 2020.gif|Alois Hitler "punishing" 2020 severely.
Alois hitler punishing a eunuch severly.png|Alois Hitler punishing a Eunuch severely.
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