Boys and Bros/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: April 30, 2011
Episode Copyrighted: 2010
This episode is rated TV-Y7-FV.
The episode begins at the School Bus on the way home, Gumball and Darwin are shown sitting together on the school bus, heading home.
Gumball Watterson: *to Darwin* What's your best dance move?
Darwin Watterson: *does my best dance move, sliding from side to side in my seat* What's yours?
Gumball Watterson: Cossack dance, but there's a problem with it.
Darwin Watterson: What?
Gumball Watterson: *gets off of my seat and dances*
He repeatedly kicks himself in the face as he does so.
Gumball Watterson: My torso's too short.
They both laugh.
Gumball Watterson: *goes back to my seat*
Darwin Watterson: What's your best face?
Gumball Watterson: *does my best face*
He pulls his eyes (literally) forward.
Gumball: What's yours?
Darwin Watterson: *makes an old man face*
They laugh again. The bus stops
Penny Fitzgerald: *gets off* Thanks!
Gumball Watterson: *sees Penny*
They stare at each other affectionately.
Darwin Watterson: *offscreen* And what's your best party trick?
Gumball Watterson: *sticks my finger into a nostril and it comes out through my ear*
He wiggles it around, flapping his ear in the process.
Penny Fitzgerald: *giggles and walks off*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *offscreen* Hey Gumball.
SpongeBob and Lincoln are shown behind Gumball.
Gumball Watterson: SpongeBob?! Lincoln?! What are you guys doing here?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We're playing spies!
Lincoln Loud: Spies!
Gumball Watterson: What are spies?
Lincoln Loud: Okay, I spy my one little–
Gumball Watterson: *nasally* Oh, by the way. *normal voice* There's something very personal I wanted to ask you. If you had to do something really, really special for someone really, really important, what would be the best place ever?
Darwin Watterson: *inhales deeply* It would be a log cabin.
Gumball Watterson: Yes! By a blue lake.
They squeal like girls.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And there would be fireflies!
Lincoln Loud: And mason jars!
They squeal again.
Gumball Watterson: What else?
Darwin Watterson: A fireplace!
SpongeBob SquarePants: A bearskin rug!
Lincoln Loud: A chocolate fountain!
Gumball Watterson: And R&B music!
They squeal with a very high pitch, so high that their squealing destroys the windows of the nearby cars that the bus passes by. They start dancing slowly and imitating R&B music.
Tobias Wilson and Banana Joe: *stares at them, disturbed*
Gumball and Darwin Watterson: *notices and stops dancing by rewinding our moves*
Gumball Watterson: So, who would you invite?
Lincoln Loud: Never you mind!
Gumball Watterson: Oh, come on! Tell me!
Lincoln Loud: *blushes* No, you first!
Gumball Watterson: Oh, fine. *sing-song voice* But you gotta say yours at the same time. On three. One. Two. Three.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gumball, this isn't helping your brother.
Gumball Watterson: I don't know what you're talking about.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Fine, be that way.
Gumball Watterson: Penny!
Darwin Watterson: You!
They are both surprised. Darwin and Lincoln are angry and Gumball and SpongeBob are shocked.
Gumball and Darwin Watterson: What?!
Lincoln Loud: *gets angry* THAT'S IT!
The bus stops, and the brothers get off.
Darwin Watterson: I AM NOT MAKING A SCENE!
Lincoln Loud: YEAH!
Gumball Watterson: Okay.
Darwin: AND I'M NOT JEALOUS OF PENNY!
Gumball Watterson: Dudes, don't freak out. There's enough space in my life for the both of you.
Many Darwins and Lincolns appear around Gumball, crowding him.
Darwin Watterson: She's crowding us!
Lincoln Loud: She's suffocating us!
Darwin Watterson: She's oppressing us!
Lincoln Loud: She's smothering us!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Darwin, please!
They all speak at once, disappearing as Gumball interjects.
Gumball Watterson: Okay, enough! I wanted your opinion on something important, but if it's gonna be like this, then just go home! I need to go to the store anyway. [Walks off]
Lincoln's anger turns into sadness, and he begins to sob. Suddenly, he becomes angry again.
Lincoln Loud: BACK OFF, PENNY FITZGERALD! HE'S MY FRIEND FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!
Darwin Watterson: Lincoln, wait!
The bell rings at Elmore Junior High. In a mirror on her locker door.
Lincoln Loud: *checks my face and hides behind a corner, spying on her*
She sees him in the mirror and turns around.
Lincoln Loud: *quickly hides*
Penny Fitzgerald: Hm?
She turns back to the mirror.
Lincoln Loud: *whispers* I'm gonna dig some dirt on you, and expose you as the treacherous bro thief you are! *watches Penny*
They watch her from above. Penny soon notices them.
Penny Fitzgerald: Oh hi, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *screams and runs off, bumping into Carmen*
He runs to the end of a hallway. Seeing no way out, he just stands in the corner.
Penny Fitzgerald: Bye... Lincoln?
Later, Penny and Carmen enter the cheerleaders' dressing room, talking.
Penny Fitzgerald: ...made these funny faces at me through the window of the bus and— Oh, hi Lincoln.
All the girls except Penny and Carmen gasp at Lincoln, who is up in the ceiling, holding onto two beams. He falls down, runs to an open locker, and applies makeup on his face in an attempt to disguise himself as a girl. Certain that it is not working, he grabs a bottle of powder from Carrie and throws it to the ground, where it explodes into a cloud. As the girls cough, he escapes.
Penny Fitzgerald: *coughs* Bye, Lincoln.
Slide transition cuts to Sussie and Penny are sitting on a bench in the schoolyard. From behind a dumpster.
Lincoln Loud: *uses a listening device to eavesdrop on Penny*
Penny Fitzgerald: Here, Sussie. I know how much you love chicken skin, so I saved some from last night's dinner.
Sussie from The Amazing World of Gumball: SUSSIE LOVES CHICKEN SKIN!
She grabs some and rubs it all over her head, screaming and laughing loudly.
Penny Fitzgerald and Sussie from The Amazing World of Gumball: *notices him and walks over*
Penny Fitzgerald: Hi, Darwin.
Lincoln Loud: *screams loudly and runs off*
Penny Fitzgerald: Aaaand... bye, Darwin.
Sussie from The Amazing World of Gumball: CHICKEN!
Penny Fitzgerald: *startled, helps*
The bell rings. In class, Penny writes on a piece of paper while humming. She grabs her bag to put a book in it. Opening it, she gets startled to find Lincoln inside, reading her diary.
Lincoln Loud: Hi, Penny. Nice, um... diary.
Penny Fitzgerald: Hey, how about you come to lunch with me and Gumball, seems like maybe you wanna talk, right? *closes bag with him still inside* Right. *walks off*
Slide transition cuts to the cafeteria, Gumball has arranged a table for Penny and himself. He takes out a small box, which inside holds a ring. He plans to propose to Penny, but is still deciding on how.
Gumball Watterson: *mumbles* Ha ha. Uh, what was that? Yeah, I know. We have so much in common. *proposes quickly and intensely* BE MY WIFE! Ugh, it's not special enough. *takes a deep breath and tries proposing with the ring box on my tongue* Mawwy me. Still not right. *takes the box off of his tongue and sighs, then whispers* I just want it to be perfect. *starts imagining myself and Penny in a log cabin with fireflies, a bear skin rug, a fireplace, a chocolate fountain and R&B music playing*
They're both having a good time, laughing.
Penny Fitzgerald: Ah. This is perfect, Gumball.
Gumball Watterson: Not quite yet, sugar. But it will be...
The space background appears.
Gumball Watterson: *opens the box with the ring in it* ...When you say "yes."
Lincoln Loud: *appears similar to Penny* What?
Gumball Watterson: *snaps out of my fantasy and yelps* Aah! What are you doing here?!
Penny Fitzgerald: I invited him. *kisses Gumball*
Lincoln Loud: *gasps and kisses Gumball back* I don't need an invite!
Gumball Watterson: Okay, loud. *puts my arm around Penny*
Lincoln Loud: *grabs Gumball's other arm, and puts it around myself*
Awkwardly, they inch themselves toward the table.
Gumball Watterson: Sorry, I didn't know you were coming so there's only two plates.
Lincoln Loud: *grabs the plate of spaghetti that was intended for Gumball*
Gumball Watterson: Okay, can I use my hand at least?
Lincoln Loud: Leave me alone, Gumball.
Gumball Watterson: Never mind.
Penny Fitzgerald: So, uh, Lincoln, I hope you don't feel... threatened by me, do you?
Lincoln Loud: *laughs loudly and sarcastically* No.
Penny Fitzgerald: Okay, good. Enjoy your food.
They all begin eating.
Gumball Watterson and Penny Fitzgerald: *shares a plate of spaghetti and begins eating the same strand*
Romantic music is playing, and a kiss is imminent. The moment is cut short when it is revealed Lincoln has started eating the middle of the strand, preventing the couple from kissing. They tug on the spaghetti strand trying to shake Lincoln off, but it only causes all three of them to headbutt each other. They all fall to the floor.
Gumball Watterson: *shouts* Dude, what is wrong with you?!
Lincoln Loud: Nothing, I'm fine! See you later. *walks off*
Gumball Watterson: Well, now that we're alo—
Lincoln Loud rushes back to Gumball, and kisses him on the cheek, before rushing away again*
After Lincoln flees, the couple hold hands and move closer to each other.
Gumball Watterson: Now that we're alone, there's something I wanted to ask you.
Penny Fitzgerald: What is it?
Lincoln Loud: *walks back to the couple and wedges myself between them* Actually, I'm gonna stay.
Slide transition cuts to the gym.
Coach Russo: *tries and fails to whistle with my fingers* Okay, now pick your teams!
SpongeBob, Gumball, Darwin and Tobias start picking, with Gumball choosing first. In the group of students, Lincoln tries to get Gumball to pick him by blowing a vuvuzela and waving around two lit flares, all while jumping up and down.
Gumball Watterson: *looks at Penny*
She gestures to Lincoln.
Gumball Watterson: *sighs and chooses him*
Lincoln Loud: Who? Me? Oh! In your face! *dances and sings around Penny in a mocking manner*
He runs to Gumball's side.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Gumball and Darwin Watterson: facepalms*
The match begins, with Coach throwing the ball up, still unable to whistle.
Gumball Watterson: *taps it towards Penny* Penny!
Penny Fitzgerald: *catches the ball*
It's about to shoot when suddenly Lincoln blocks her. In a montage, he repeatedly intercepts the ball from her, roaring. At one point he even knocks over a cup of water she is drinking. At the end of the match, he flexes his muscles and roars.
Lincoln Loud: Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
Darwin Watterson: Oh no!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Darwin Watterson: *leaves*
Gumball, holding the hand of a hurt Penny, walks up to him.
Gumball Watterson: LINCOLN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Lincoln Loud: *throws the ball at Gumball* Playing ball!
Gumball Watterson: She's on our team, boy! You're out!
He throws the ball back to Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Ow! Fine! Suit yourself. *runs off*
Penny Fitzgerald: *sighs*
Slide transition cuts to the library, Gumball once again tries to propose to Penny. He emerges from behind a bookcase and walks up to her.
Gumball Watterson: Penny, there's something I need to ask you.
Penny Fitzgerald: Actually, there's something I wanted to say as well.
Gumball Watterson: I know. I totally feel what you feel. Let's say it at the same time. One. Two-
Penny Fitzgerald: We need some space.
Gumball Watterson: *gasps and makes a shocked face*
Penny Fitzgerald: It's just... until you guys work it out, I kinda feel bad ruining your relationship. You two have something special, you know.
Gumball, still shocked, screams as he runs off without moving his legs. He screams and glides his way through the hallway, onto the bus, and back through to the Loud House until he arrives in Lincoln's bedroom and finds him waiting there. He is poorly dressed up like Penny.
Gumball Watterson: Ugh. What are you doing?
Lincoln Loud: Whatever it takes for you to still love Darwin. Is it working?
Gumball Watterson: If by working, you mean making me nauseous then- *gags, then cries* But it doesn't matter anyway. Penny's left me! She didn't want to come between us and it's all your fault! *faceplants and sobs*
Lincoln Loud: Uh... I didn't mean to come between you two. We just wanted to spend more time with you. I'm so sorry. Come here- *tries to reach out to Gumball*
Gumball Watterson: *avoids him* Wait, this is creepy. *sobs loudly* But I really need a hug!
Lincoln Loud: *holds Gumball, and comforts him* There, there.
Gumball Watterson: Is it weird that I love her so much it makes my ears sweat?
Lincoln Loud: No, no.
Gumball Watterson: Is it weird that I think about her all the time, even in the bathroom?
Lincoln Loud: *chuckles* No.
Gumball Watterson: Is it weird that I bought a ring and I want to ask her to marry me?
Lincoln Loud: Well, yeah. That's-that's completely weird.
Gumball Watterson: Well, it doesn't matter now. It's all ruined!
Lincoln Loud: No, it's not. What if I could give you the perfect setting, the perfect moment?
Gumball Watterson: What do you mean?
Lincoln Loud: *begins reading Ace Savvy comic*
Gumball Watterson: *takes the Ace Savvy comic away from Lincoln* Stop it.
Lincoln Loud: Dang it, Gumball. I was reading an Ace Savvy comic.
Gumball Watterson: *snickers* All right. *joins in dancing with him* How are you gonna get a log cabin though? Or a lake? Or a chocolate fountain? And how are you gonna get her to come over?
Lincoln Loud: Gumball, that's a great idea.
Slide transition cuts to the Fitzgerald household, Darwin repeatedly rings the doorbell, then runs off]
Penny Fitzgerald: I got it! Huh? *opens the door and notices a trail of origami roses going down the staircases* Origami roses? *picks up and examines one* Made out of toilet paper.
She follows the trail, which leads her through the streets, to the Watterson house, and then into the backyard to their shed.
Penny Fitzgerald: Gumball? Guys? Hello? *leans down in front of a puddle of antifreeze in front of the shed and sniffs it* Are your parents aware there's a lake of antifreeze in their backyard? This stuff's really flammable, you know. Huh? *sees a jar with flies that have firecrackers tied to them and leans in*
One fly is gesturing at the firecracker tied to it, inaudibly asking for help.
Penny Fitzgerald: *knocks on the shed door and opens it*
Gumball is in there, with a sensual face, and a fan with colored paper tied to it blowing loudly, emulating a fireplace. He says something to her, but the fan drowns him out]
Penny Fitzgerald: What?!
Gumball Watterson: *turns off the fan, in romantic deep male voice* "A-please. Sit down."
Penny Fitzgerald: *snickers* Wow. Okay... *walks in the shed* Uh, why are you sitting on roadkill? *takes out a napkin and lays it on the floor, sitting on it*
Gumball Watterson: *reads from a piece of paper* "You have made me the happiest man in the world. Goodnight."
Penny Fitzgerald: What?
Gumball Watterson: *crumples up the paper and whispers* Dagnabbit, that's supposed to be the last one. *normally* Uh, hold on. *takes another piece of paper from my pocket and reads from it, in romantic deep male voice* "Welcome to the best night of your life." *squeaks*
Penny Fitzgerald: *suppresses my laughter*
Gumball Watterson: May I offer you a refreshment?
He opens a bottle of soda, but it fizzes out of control.
Gumball Watterson: *tries to stop it, all while still making the face, with some struggle*
Eventually, the fizzing stops, with Penny wiping her mouth. He pours the remaining drop of soda into a glass, drops the ring in it, and hands it to Penny.
Gumball Watterson: *inhales* To us. Ha ha ha ha uhhhhhh. Ha ha ha uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Chocolate fountain! *claps my hands*
Nothing happens.
Gumball Watterson: CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! *claps again*
From outside, Darwin squeals upon receiving the order. He starts chewing some chocolate, holding onto a hose, and quickly blows the chewed up chocolate through a hose.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, what is he doing?
Lincoln Loud: I don't know, SpongeBob. I think he is eating chocolate.
The chocolate comes out of a pipe inside the shed, spewing everywhere. Gumball takes some of the chewed up chocolate on a stick with a strawberry and offers it to Penny.
Gumball Watterson: So Penny, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
Penny Fitzgerald: *throws the chocolate strawberry away* Uh, I'm listening.
Gumball Watterson: *begins to read another piece of paper*
One which holds the big question, but it is covered with chocolate.
Gumball Watterson: Uh... uh—
Penny Fitzgerald: *grabs and throws away the card* Oh, look; stop with the cards, just talk to me.
Gumball Watterson: *whispers* Okay. *inhales* Will you mmmmm... will you mmmm... *punches myself in the face, frustrated* Urgh! Will you mmm...
SpongeBob SquarePants: *outside* Come on buddy, just say it!
Gumball Watterson: *nearly unintelligible* Will you marry me... *mutters* mmmmm...
Lincoln Loud: Come on, COME ON!
Darwin Watterson: SAY IT!
In impatience, he unintentionally breaks one of the jars containing the flies. The firecrackers on the flies ignite, and set fire to the origami roses as they fly around.
Lincoln Loud: *tries blowing the fires out, but only adds fuel to them* Dang it!
They scream, steps on the ignited roses and peeks into the shed. After trying to get Gumball's attention, Gumball growls at him, so Lincoln simply grabs a shovel and closes the door. As Gumball continues struggling to propose, Penny drinks her soda and chokes on the ring, changing forms as she coughs. Gumball now has his eyes closed, and so is unaware that she is choking.
Lincoln Loud: *continues fighting the fires*
He is now trying to smother them by beating them with the shovel. A stray ember sets the puddle of antifreeze alight.
Lincoln Loud: *barges into the shed only to be greeted by Penny in her Gorgon form*
He quickly closes the door, but upon seeing a propane tank about to explode, rushes in. He pushes Gumball's mouth with his fins in an attempt to help him speak.
Gumball Watterson: Will you marry me?!
He then grabs Penny, who is still choking, and all three jump out of the window just before the gas tank explodes, destroying the shed. Upon landing, the ring is dislodged from Penny's throat.
Penny Fitzgerald: *coughs* What did you say back there?
Gumball Watterson: *picks up the ring and beams, with flowers surrounding my face* Marry me!
Penny Fitzgerald: Oh Gumball, I can't.
Gumball Watterson: *teary-eyed* Why?
Penny Fitzgerald: We're twelve years old.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* Twenty years old?
Lincoln Loud: That's older than us.
Gumball Watterson: *teary-eyed* Age doesn't matter when it comes to love.
Penny Fitzgerald: Legally, it kinda does. And I don't think Lincoln's over it yet.
Camera zooms out, revealing Darwin scowling. He then smiles, eye twitching.
Lincoln Loud: No, I'm perfectly fine with it.
Darwin Watterson: *continues scowling*
Penny Fitzgerald: Besides, we don't need a ring to show we love each other.
Gumball Watterson: What do we do with it, then?
Penny Fitzgerald: I think I have an idea.
Slide transition cuts to Bromance.
Penny Fitzgerald: ...and Gumball. Do you, in the name of the bro-code, bromise to always love and take care of your bro in sickness and in health, brosperity and broverty?
Gumball Watterson: I do.
Penny Fitzgerald: You may now high-five the bro.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Gumball, Darwin Watterson and Lincoln Loud: *high fives* Yeah!
Penny Fitzgerald: *kisses Lincoln, Darwin, Gumball and SpongeBob on their cheeks*
They all laugh as fireworks light up the sky. We see that the fire has spread, by way of the trail of origami roses, and eventually we find it has reached the Fitzgerald's house. The Fitzgeralds watching their house burn as firefighters try to put it out. Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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