Mr. Rabsensation

Mr. Rabsensation is the seventeenth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs blows his budget on hiring Nick Carr and can't afford anything for his show.
==Transcript==
*[The Episode Begins with Mr. Rabs in his house]
*Mr. Rabs: I've been getting some hate comments on my show lately, but what could I fix? How could I change this?
*What Zit Tooya: I don't know, but firing me would be a horrible idea.
*Mr. Rabs: Firing you? That's a great idea! You're fired!
*What Zit Tooya: What! You can't fire me, that's not fair!
*Mr. Rabs: Uh, yes it is, I'm your boss.
*What Zit Tooya: Fine, but i'm not leaving until you give me my-
*[Cut to outside "Mr. Rabs Studios"]
*What Zit Tooya: Man, fuck that guy.
*Mr. Rabs: Now that i've fired that lackluster music editor, who else could I hire?[
*Mr. Rabs looks at every single guy with a job open, until he suddenly sees something amazing]
*Mr. Rabs: Nicolas Carr? Music editor for SpongeBob SquarePants?
*[Mr. Rabs clicks the "Hire" button"] Narrator: 6 1/2 weeks later...
*[Nicolas Carr is on Mr. Rabs doorstep]
*Mr. Rabs: Yello?
*Nicolas Carr: Hello, Mr. Rabs. I'm Nicolas Carr.
*[Mr. Rabs' Head explodes]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh my god! Nicolas Carr! I'll pay you the whole shows budget to edit the music.
*Nicolas Carr: Alright, so what episodes will I be editing?
*Mr. Rabs: All episodes EXCEPT Squiddard, the Choir Boy.
*Nicolas Carr: Oh ok.
*Mr. Rabs: Thanks, Carr. You're the best!
*[Nicolas Carr gets working, all episodes are edited snappily]
*Mr. Rabs: Alright, Carr, here's your pay!
*Nicolas Carr: Thanks! Have a good day, I hope the Mr. Rabs show goes well!
*Mr. Rabs: Thanks! [Closes the door] Now, I gotta check the shows budget.... w-what? 0$!???
*[Mr. Rabs drops his mug, waking up Purple Patrick from Opposite Day]
*Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Mr. Rabs? What are you doing up so early? It's 2:01 AM!
*Mr. Rabs: Sorry, Pat. It's just... the show... we don't have any more budget!
*Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Good luck fixing that, the only guy who was good with finace what Osama, and he's dead!
*Mr. Rabs: What! Didn't we all escape alive?
*Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Apparently not, because I was watching the new episode of "The Mr. Rabs Show", and I didn't see him with the gang. He stayed as back up.
*Mr. Rabs: Does this mean... OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!?!??!
*Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: I guess so.
*Mr. Rabs: This is... This is horrible! What am I gonna do now.
*Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: I don't know man.
*[Purple Patrick from Opposite Day walks out of the room]
*Mr. Rabs: Who else could I call? I know! I'll call my dad, He'll Know!
*[Mr. Rabs calls Mr. Rabs Sr.]
*Mr. Rabs Sr.: Hello, son?
*Mr. Rabs: Dad, I need help.
*Mr. Rabs: Sr.: Oh, what's the problem.
*Mr. Rabs: You see-
*Mr. Rabs Sr.: I think the bigger problem is you haven't called me in... SIX YEARS!
*Mr. Rabs: Sorry Dad, but I live on the other side of the country now!
*Mr. Rabs Sr.: I know, but you could still call!
*[Mr. Rabs Sr. Hangs the phone up]
*Narrator: Will Mr. Rabs get the finacial support he needs? Find out in the next episode of.. The Mr. Rabs Show!
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