Toaster

Toaster is a toaster which toasts toast. All toasters toast toast. 
== Appearance ==
Toaster is a bluish metallic, glossy, metallic toaster with dark grey feet. He has brown eyes, and a big grinning mouth.
== Personality ==
Toaster is a dangerous device invented by the people who invented other stuff. Toaster looks sweet and innocent on the outside, yet his real intentions are absolutely appalling. He is very dangerous, and should only be handled by experts. No, you are not an expert. 
Not even you, Percy Pig. 
== Abilities ==
Toaster can be used to make Toast, a breakfast enjoyed by many, made by inserting a slice of bread inside of him. After approximately a minute, the bread is gone and toast pops out! Beware of whatever type of toast you put inside him, or else. 
He can also be used to make Dig-It Toast, which is not a decent meal. But most importantly of all, he is used as a weapon to fry people. Some idiots also stick silverware into him, setting him off. 
== Lore ==
Toaster was originally invented to be a kitchen appliance. Before the invention of electricity, the earliest types of toasters required use of fire, until the idea of using electric toasters was brought up some time later. 
During the first decade of his use, people actually used Toaster to make toast. Due to the rise of infame of Dig-It Toast, the most dangerous food ever created, by the Dig-Its on an episode of Twiba's Cooing Sgow, using toasters to cook toast was banned altogether. 
Toaster is now used as a destructive weapon, and is the last remaining toaster surviving after all of the others were threw into a fire for controversial reasons. Every trace of a Toaster was removed aside from Toaster himself. 
Until Toaster was forced into the Wa-Machine by Wally Walrus, thus spawning Woaster into existence.
== Criminal History ==
Toaster was responsible for poisoning Funky Monkey Business for putting a Dig-Itite chemical that he snatched up from Dig-It Land offscreen in Caves and Cliffs in one of his slices of toast, getting him yelling "YEAH TOAST!", being the focal point of YEAH TOAST!!!!!!. He got away with this scot-free. 
== Quotes ==
* "You know what they say: 'All toasters toast toast.'" - Toaster's catchphrase, upon toasting and poisoning people
* "ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Toaster in use
== Construction ==
The construction of a Toaster is as easy as Pi. All is required is to put a thermonuclear battery into the slot where one must put money in a vending machine. Then, you shoot the vending machine with Yoda with a Gun's gun, and out pops a Toaster! Once Toaster comes out, you must plug him into the wall for about three hours, and then you must beat him with a sledgehammer until he begs for mercy. Ultimately, one must give him a lollipop so he feels better. Then one must drop him from the top of the stairs and put him underneath one's bed overnight.
== Trivia ==
*Since he is a toaster, he likes to make toast.
*He is not the blue thing that snatched up George.
*He is secretly Cadex's brother.
*Despite being a neutral, he claims to be very friendly. But he was NASTY!!!!!! in YEAH TOAST!!!!!!.
== Variations ==
*Woaster
Category:Neutrals
Category:Toasters
Category:Blue Characters
Category:Machines
Category:He/Him
Category:Weapons
Category:Characters with brown eyes