Far From the Burrow Reburried

Far From the Burrow is a two season story written by CuldeeFell13. It revolves around the character of "Boko" and expands upon him more putting him in different situations.
== Season 1 ==
Season One revolves around Boko fed up with being hated in Pensacola, he decides to run away and ends up in a city called Cypher City. Where he continues his crop stealing spree, meeting new friends such as a talking frog, two dust bunnies, and an enemey who is hellbent on hunting him down. This is Far From the Burrow Season One.
=== Episode 1 - Runaway ===
SYNOPSIS - Weeks pass after the events of the election and Boko still has trauma over what his parents did when he tried to escape back home. Eventually, Boko decides that enough is enough and plans to run away from home. Where will he go to?
(It starts off at a therapy building. Boko is seen laying on a therapy bed while Goodman is seen taking notes)
Goodman: So when did this sort of event happen in the first place?
Boko: Sometime after The Election. After I was knocked down by that pesky mouse, I was able to grab a conviently placed jetpack and escape to my home where I thought I was safe.
Goodman: Thought?
Boko: Yep. I made it home where I thought I wasnt gonna get any payback for my actions, but I talked to soon.
Goodman: So what happened next?
Boko: My parents came in the house I was in and beat the sh*t out of me. Like with no mercy.
(Boko gets flashbacks of the harm he got from Bugs and Lola with Sunny, MarioFan2009, RH, Tari, Meggy and Radish heard laughing while eating popcorn outside)
Boko: I can steal hear them screaming at me. "Stop pinching your sister".... "Don't be a brat"... "Unplug the stereo."
Goodman: Damn.
Boko: And thats not the only time I dealt with being beaten. One time I intruded Sunny's picnic, and Sunny had the audacity to beat me up. And one time, I was left on the road to freeze while leaving my thumb up.
Goodman: That must have been very hard for you.
Boko: Oh Goodman, you had no idea. And whats worse was that during the election incident, Sunny, MarioFan2009, RH, Meggy, Tari and Radish where all just laughing at me and eating popcorn like it was some sort of show.
Goodman: Hrmm.
Boko: I mean, I know it was really really stupid of me to help I.M Meen and now I learned not to help villains ever again, but I dont think I can forgive my parents for giving me PTSD and Sunny and her friends just... bystanding.
Goodman: Well I cant blame Sunny for loving this, cause you seem to rob her garden all the time.
Boko: Well I just... need the carrots.
Goodman: Uh huh. And what for?
Boko: ...
(Goodman's watch then rings)
Goodman: Well thats all the time we have for today's therapy session. I'll see you next week Boko. And if you ever feel suicidal or anything, I suggest listening to "F. Eel Goode's podcast". Its the number one positivity adviser in Pensacola.
Boko: Uh huh. See you next week Goodman.
Goodman: See ya, mkay.
(Boko then leaves the therapy building and makes his way home. Meanwhile High and Grodo are seen walking by)
High: Bro! Check it out! Thats the rabbit that helped with I.M Meen's reign.
Grodo: Yeah it is. I heard from Radish that Boko got his commupance when his Parents beat the ever living sh*t out of him.
High: Yeah! Sad that I wasnt there to see the show.
Grodo: True. I would be sooo embarassed after being beaten from my parents and people witnessing it.
(The two laugh and walk away. Boko twitches a bit and walks off. It then transitions to the Bunny's residence. Bugs is seen watching TV when he runs into a commercial)
Sunny (Commercial): Hey, Everyone! It’s Sunny Funny! Have you complained about your mop constantly breaking down when you’re trying to clean up messes? Well, we have a new solution to that problem called the Boko Mop!
(Boko the Rabbit enters.)
Boko (Commercial): Hey, everyone! Any carrots?
Sunny (Commercial): Here’s an example!
(Sunny knocks over a cup of water, spilling it all over the counter.)
Sunny (Commercial): Uh oh! How did that happen?
Boko (Commercial): Well, you just knocked it-
(Sunny grabs Boko and uses him to clean up the puddle.)
Sunny (Commercial): The Boko Mop can clean up messes within an instant!
Boko (Commercial): What was that for?!
(Sunny grabs Boko and heads to a bottle of hot sauce.)
Sunny (Commercial): Look at that! Looks like someone spilt several bottles of hot sauce all over this counter!
Boko (Commercial): Someone?! It was you! Wait. Stop-
(Sunny uses Boko to clean the hot sauce puddle, causing his eyes to swell up.)
Boko (Commercial): AGH! IT BURNS!
Sunny (Commercial): Also, the Boko Mop is able to absorb any type of liquid meaning you can use it over and over!
Boko (Commercial): Kill me now...
Sunny (Commercial): The Boko Mop! Costs $7.99! Order at “NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!”
Bugs: I think I know that kid.
(Boko then comes in the house)
Bugs: Where have you been?
Boko: I told you, I started doing therapy sessions.
Bugs: What even is there to talk about that's therapy worthy?
(Boko starts twitching when-)
Lola (Voice): Boys! Come and eat! Dinners gonna get cold.
(Bugs turns off the TV and heads to the kitchen. Boko hesitently walks off as well. It cuts to the dinner table where everyone is eating)
Lola: So Boko, how was therapy?
(Boko doesnt respond and plays with his food)
Bugs: Answer your mother when she's talking to you.
Boko: It was fine.
Lola: What did you talk about there?
Boko: You wouldn't care what.
Lola: What was that?
Boko: I said you wouldn't care what!
Bugs: Don't talk to your mother like that or the belt is coming out!
(Boko twitches a little. He then pushes his plate away and leaves the table)
Bugs: Where are you going!?
Boko: I'm not hungry.
Bugs: No sh*t. You didnt even touch your food.
Boko: I never even liked mom's cooking anyway.
Lola: Hey you should be grateful that I even cook for you!
Boko: Well maybe if you had an ABORTION, YOU WOULDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO AN UNGREATFUL BRAT!
Lola: (Tries to speak but nothing comes out)
(Bugs comes fuming in the face and grabs a nearby belt. Boko sees this and runs off with Bugs tailing behind him)
Bugs: GET BACK HERE! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!
(Boko eventually runs into his room and locks the door)
Bugs: BOKO, OPEN THIS DOOR!
Boko: NO! YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ME!
Bugs: Your damn right i'm gonna beat you! You keep insulting your mother! MY WIFE! You deeply hurted her feelings!
Boko: What you think her feelings matter more than mine? You wanna know why I go to therapy dad? It's because of all hell I went through! I was beaten by you and mom, beaten by Sunny, and left on the road during the cold winter, FREEZING MY THUMB OFF! Because of you, I have PTSD! I cant even go in public without being humilated due to the past events that happened!
Bugs: Pah! Well can you blame them!? Maybe if you didnt join I.M Meen in the first place, you wouldn't be treated as the town's pariah! You brought this on yourself, Boko.
(Boko continues twitching)
Bugs: Your lucky that you locked this door in time or I would beat you so hard that you wont move for TWO DAYS! And since I can't beat you, your grounded. So yeah. Suck it!
(Bugs walks off while muttering)
Bugs: F*cking mistake alway getting on my nerves.
(Boko continues twitching)
Boko: Well you know what!? I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE MOM! I HATE SUNNY! I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS STUPID TOWN! I WISH I COULD JUST MOVE ON!
(Boko sighs and then goes to his bed. He then turns on a nearby radio which plays a podcast)
Radio man: Good evening everyone. I am your host "F. Eel Goode" and your listening to "Positive Inspiration from Eel Goode". The number one source of postitive inspiration for the town of Pensacola.
Boko: I could use some positivity right about now.
Eel Goode: (Radio) Tonight's advice on positivity is about "Starting Anew". Some people currently live in terrible lives and think theres no way to go back from that.
Boko: You have no idea how much I think that.
Eel Goode: (Radio) Well if you think theres no going back, your wrong. Just because your in a bad place doesnt mean you cant do your dreams. If your unhappy with your life, forget about it. Move on to better things. Better places, better hobbies, and ditch the terrible thoughts.
Boko: Hmmmm.
Eel Goode: (Radio) We'll be right back after this commercial!
Sunny: (Radio) Hey everyone! It's Sunny Funny here to introduce a brand new product called the Boko mop-
(Boko turns off the radio)
Boko: Starting anew....
(Boko then gets an idea. He brings out a peice of paper and is about to write on it when-)
???: You're not seriously thinking of doing this, are you?
(A tiny white rabbit wearing a robe and a halo while holding a harp appears)
Boko: My shoulder angel?
Boko's Angel: Running away? Seriously? What if you never see your parents again?
Boko: So what does it matter? I know they dont want me in their family any more. I'm moving on and i'm gonna start a better life. Just like what F. Eel Goode advised me.
Boko's Angel: Come on Boko. Dont let a stupid podcast try to take you away from your life.
Boko: Um. Hello? My parents are jerks to me.
Boko's Angel: sure they are mean to you, but they are only mean to you because they love you and want you to have a better life!
Boko: They do?
Boko's Angel: Yeah!
Boko: Wow, I never actually thought of that?
Boko's Angel: Exactly! Just drop the pen and all will be good!
???: You cant be serious right now?
(Another floating tiny rabbit appears. This one is red with devil horns and a devil tail holding a pitchfork)
Boko's Devil: Trust me, don't listen to a word that white boy is saying. And besides, you cant listen to a guy with a sissy stringy thingy over me. A rocking red bunny with a pitchfork! Aint that cool?
Boko: Yeah that is kinda cool.
Boko's Angel: First off, we've been over this. It's a harp. Secondly, Boko if you follow Satan hare's path, your only gonna get beaten by your parents even more.
Boko's Devil: Come on Boko, he's wearing a dress. Surely you can't listen to him.
Boko's Angel: FOR GODS SAKES ITS A F*CKING ROBE!
Boko's Devil: Right thats a robe, and thats a floating donut.
Boko's Angel: ... I dont get paid enough for this sh*t.
Boko's Devil: Wait. Now why are we fighting. We're all rabbits here, we should let Boko decide on what he wants to do or not.
Boko's Angel: You know I actually agree with that. You wanna go to sportster's. I heard they have the best chicken wings!
Boko's Devil: Ah hell yeah! Last one their pays!
(The two teleport away)
Boko: What should I do?
(Boko's Devil then poofs back)
Boko's Devil: Haha. Sucker. You know what to do, Bokster.
(Boko's Devil poofs away. Boko smiles evily and starts to write his note. He finishes writing and then grabs stuff such as carrots, water, and some money he "borrowed" from dad's wallet. He jumps out the window and starts walking away. It transitions to the city. A bunch of people are seen watching TV through the TV store window)
Goodman (TV): And today marks 5 weeks ever since I.M Meen's reign where he and the help of Invertosis, Alternate Chef Pee Pee, Boko, and many other villains have been stopped thanks to Crash Bandicoot, Sunny, RH and a whole list of heroes. Some also redeemed.
(Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi are also seen watching the TVs. Blue turns around and sees Boko just looking at them)
Blue Yoshi: Yo Red look! Its the grey rabbit that helped I.M Meen!
Red Yoshi: Hey little guy? Where are your parents! They currently want to beat you again!
(The two laugh)
Boko: Well at least my parents are alive.
Blue Yoshi: ... Took it personally?
Red Yoshi: Took it personally.
(The two turn into their demon forms and chase after Boko)
Boko: Aw crap.
(Boko manages to outrun them and hide ontop of a building)
Boko: Phew.
(Boko then passes by a Durr Burger. His stomach starts rumbling)
Boko: Since im saving the carrots for later, I might as well buy a Durr Burger.
(Boko heads inside)
Boko: I'll have one Durr Burger please.
Beef Boss: Coming right up.
(Beef Boss heads to the kitchen. He comes back with Boko's burger)
Beef Boss: That will be $6.60
(Boko pays and walks off eating his burger when suddenly-)
Yang: Hey Boko!
Boko: GAH!
(Boko in fear, drops his burger)
Boko: GREAT AND I LOST MY PAID LUNCH! This day couldnt get ANY WORSE!
Ying: I'm sorry, why are you having a bad day?
Boko: You two wouldn't care.
Yang: What are you doing with a bindle?
Boko: If you must know, i'm running away from this stupid town.
Ying: Why would you do that.
Boko: I mean its obvious my parents dont love me. They treat me like absolute sh*t.
Yang: Well they prolly do that because they dont want you to go down this path of theivery.
Boko: Whatever. And I cant go anywhere else in Pensacola either because the whole town hates me too.
Ying: We dont hate you.
Boko: You literally busted me in one of my heists, humiliated me, and got me in trouble from my dad FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME!
Yang: Well can't say you didnt deserve it.
Ying: I mean its not too late to change. If you hang out with us, we can help you get over your love for stealing carrots.
Boko: You two dont understand that no matter how much therapy I get, I cant stop stealing carrots.
Yang: Uh huh. For uh what reason.
(Boko tries to say something when-)
???: Ahem.
(Boko looks in an alleyway and sees a shadowy figure slowly shaking their head)
Boko: LOOK ITS NONE OF YOUR BUINESS OKAY!? Now leave me alone. GOD!
(Boko walks off angrilly)
Ying: What was he even looking at?
Yang: "shrugs"
(Boko continues walking angrilly. He then sees Pecky looking at him from a tree)
Boko: What are you looking at, Woody?!
(Boko mutters a bit and walks off. Pecky then carves "What's his problem" in a nearby tree. Boko is then seen completly outside the town. He then runs into the welcome sign)
Boko: "Welcome to Pensacola. Population 390110478"
(Boko brings out a marker and draws "- 1" on it)
Boko: Minus one.
(Boko then fully leaves the town not looking back)
=== Episode 2 - The Journey! ===
SYNOPSIS - After leaving Pensacola, Boko decides there is no going back and starts a journey to find a new place he can call home. He has trouble doing so.
(It starts where the last chapter ended off. Boko walks up to the Welcome to Pensacola sign)
Boko: "Welcome to Pensacola. Population 390110478"
(Boko brings out a marker and draws "- 1" on it)
Boko: Minus one.
(Boko then fully leaves the town, not looking back. He makes it to the outer fields)
Boko: Well, there's no going back now. I better hope to god i find a better place to live.
(Boko continues walking off)
Boko’s Shoulder Angel: Dude what the hell are you doing!?
Boko: What does it look like? I’m leaving Pensacola.
Boko’s Shoulder Devil: Attaboy Boko, you made the right decision!
Boko’s Shoulder Angel: No he didn’t! He’s leaving his parents!
Boko’s Shoulder Devil: May I remind you that they beat him?
(Boko’s shoulder angel is about to speak but stops)
Boko’s Shoulder Devil: I thought so.
Boko: So where should I go next?
Boko’s Shoulder Devil: What do I look like? A GPS? Sorry buddy, but you're on your own.
(Boko’s Shoulder Devil and Angel leave)
Boko: Well this sucks.
(Boko continues walking. Above him are the two bulldogs from “The Rabbit”)
Bulldog 1: Man remember when that flower chick went crazy on us a while ago?
Bulldog 2: Yeah. We should watch what we eat next time.
Bulldog 1: Agreed.
(Boko sees the two bulldogs)
Boko: Gasp!
(Boko then dons a fake mustache and walks by them)
Boko: Morning!
Bulldog 1: Good day to you sir.
(The two bulldogs than notice his rabbit ears)
Bulldog 1: Hey wait a minute what the hell!?
Boko: Um?
(Boko’s mustache than falls off)
Bulldog 1: It’s a rabbit!
Bulldog 2: And it looks real this time!
Bulldog 1: Let’s eat it!
Boko: Uh oh.
(Boko runs off)
Bulldog 1: Hey get back here!
Bulldog 2: You’re not escaping us, snack!
(The two chase after Boko. Boko continues running through the fields where he passes a Johnknee and Ill poster. He hides behind the poster)
Bulldog 1: Where did he go?
Bulldog 2: Dunnow, but we better hurry up and find him! I’m hungry!
Bulldog 1: Ditto!
(The two run off. Boko leaves the poster)
Boko: Phew.
(Boko continues to sneak off. He makes it to a junkyard)
Boko: Wow, this place is filled with trash. Maybe I can reside here.
(Suddenly it starts raining)
Boko: But first I need something to protect me from rain. Maybe I can build my very own shelter.
(Boko grabs some random trash supplies)
Boko: Time to get to work!
(An hour later, Boko is seen getting up)
Boko: And done!
(The camera shows that Boko made a fort out of trash)
Boko: This should keep me safe from the rain. Time to go inside.
(Boko goes inside the trash fort)
Boko: Sheesh, this place is dark on the inside. Ah well, it’s perfect for a good nap.
(Boko is about to go to sleep but the strong wind of the rain knocks down the trash fort)
Boko: OH COME ON!
(Boko’s bindle falls on top of him and scatters his belongings everywhere)
Boko: OH THIS IS JUST TERRIFIC!
(Boko angrily picks up all his items as he shivers from the rain. Eventually he grabs everything and fixes up his bindle)
Boko: Right. Time to continue.
(Boko continues walking. The rain suddenly stops)
Boko: Thank god the rain is over. Hopefully nothing else can ruin my day-
(Boko falls off a cliff)
Boko: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(Boko then falls into mud where there is a minecraft pig)
Boko: What the hell are you looking at!?
Pig: “oink”
(Boko gets back up covered in mud)
Boko: This is gonna be a long journey.
Pig: “oink”-
Boko: SHUT UP!
(Boko then leaves as I’m On My Way - The Proclaimers plays)
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today
(Boko is seen walking through. As it transitions to different places he goes into. He walks through a desert and starts panting as buzzards are seen flying above him)
I'm on my way to what I want from this world
And years from now, you'll make it to the next world
(Boko makes it to a jungle and lays down to rest but little does he know he rested on a Snake egg and it hatches. Boko runs away screaming as baby snakes are chasing after him. It resumes to him walking)
And everything that you receive up yonder
Is what you gave to me the day I wandered
(Boko is seen walking on top of a hill and looks at the sunset. He sighs and continues walking)
I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday
I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday
(It slowly starts turning Night as Boko walks through a rocky mountain. He then makes it to a snowy mountain where he is shivering from the cold while still walking. Minecraft goats are seen around the snow mountain)
I took the road that brought me to your hometown
I took the bus to streets that I could walk down
I walked the streets to find the one I'd looked for
(Boko is seen having fallen in an open sewer hole. He gets up from the water and spits out water in disgust. Suddenly a bunch of red eyes appear behind him. Boko screams as he gets chased by the Dread duckies from Dark Deception. He finds a ladder and eventually escapes the sewer hole and pushes the sewer lid back on so the Duckies don’t chase after him. He wipes his head of sweat and continues pursuing.)
I climbed the stair that led me to your front door
And now that I don't want for anything
(Boko is seen walking through a desert area walking next to the side of the road)
Boko: Ugh. How long have I been walking… It feels like miles. Well, it’s a good thing I brought my own food.
(Boko opens his bindle and brings out a carrot)
Boko: Come to papa!
(Boko is about to eat the carrot but three shadows appear over him)
Boko: Who the hell could be disturbing my carrot eating time?
(Boko looks up in horror as three coyotes look down on him)
Coyote 1: Well well well. Looks like a little rabbit decided to wander into Coyote territory.
Boko: Oh uh sorry I didn’t know this was your territory. Um. I’ll be leaving now.
(Boko runs off only for a coyote to block his way)
Coyote 2: Leaving so soon?
Boko: Uhhh yeah see I’m kinda looking for a new home so I am kinda in a rush!
Coyote 3: Oh we found a new home for you!
Boko: Really?
Coyote 1: Yeah! OUR STOMACHS!
(A coyote tries to bite Boko but he runs off)
Coyote 1: AFTER HIM!
(The Three coyotes chase after him)
Boko: First those bulldogs now coyotes! I can not catch a break!
(Boko continues running from the coyotes and eventually see’s a red car up ahead near a gas station. A man is seen coming out with an employee)
Man: Hey thanks again for the help with the gas sir.
Employee: No problem. Enjoy your trip to Cyber City.
(The man gets in the car. In the backseat two kids are seen. One a teen male wearing a red hoodie and a little girl in a green dress holding a teddy bear)
Man: Alright, we’re all set. You two ready to go? Chloe?
Chloe: Yeah dad!
Man: What about you Justin? … Justin
Justin: Huh? Y-yeah. Sure dad.
(The car starts right as Boko jumps onto the back of the car and leaves)
Boko: Bye coyote losers!
(The coyotes get angry faces as the car drives away from their reach)
Coyote 2: DAMN IT! This is the third time this week we lost prey!
Coyote 3: I guess we’re just gonna have to eat mud again.
Coyote 1: FUUUUUUU-
(Boko laughs as the car disappears in the distance)
Boko: Hopefully this car will take me somewhere I can call home.
(It then transitions back to Pensacola at the bunny’s house. Bugs and Lola are seen in bed watching tv)
Lola: What’s wrong Bugs?
Bugs: I don’t know, I just think I went a little too far on Boko last night.
Lola: Well he made mistakes and he does need discipline for his actions.
Bugs: I know but I just still feel bad.
Lola: Well maybe you should reconcile with him?
Bugs: Good idea. I’m gonna go check on him real quick and I'll be right back.
Lola: Alright. Sounds good.
(Bugs leaves the master bedroom and walks to Boko’s room only for the door to be locked)
Bugs: “sigh” Figured.
(Bugs knocks on the door)
Bugs: Hey Boko, it’s dad. I know it’s late at night but I'm just checking up on you. Look, I'm still very disappointed in you continuing to steal behind my back, but I just want to let you know that, no matter how many bad deeds you commit, even if you do something as bad as working for I.M Meen, you're my son. And I want you to know that… I love you. … I’ll check on you again tomorrow. Goodnight.
(Bugs heads back to his room)
Lola: Did you talk to him?
Bugs: Kinda. I’ll check up on him again tomorrow.
Lola: Alright.
Bugs: Let’s get some shut eye.
Lola: Sounds good. I’m getting tired.
(The two turn off the lamp and fall asleep. It shows Boko’s room. It is still empty and his runaway note is still left on the table. The episode ends at black)
=== Episode 3 - Welcome to Cypher City! ===
SYNOPSIS - After wandering far away from Pensacola, Boko has eventually made it to Cypher City. He attempts to find a place in the city he can reside in. He meets a real estate rat who shows him different locations.
(It cuts to morning where Boko is seen asleep on the back of the truck. Sun shines on his eyes and he wakes up)
Boko: What the what?
(Boko gets up and yawns)
Boko: Ah morning already?
(Boko then sees a sign)
Boko: Welcome to Cypher City. Huh? I never heard of this place?
(The car parks near a house)
Boko: I’ll take this as my stop.
(Boko hops off with his bindle in hand)
Boko: What else is around here?
(Boko continues walking around the place)
Boko: I’m getting hungry though I'm kinda getting tired of carrots.
(Boko then sees nachos in an alleyway)
Boko: gasp!
(Boko runs to the nachos)
Boko: Oh boy!
(Boko is about to eat but he gets surrounded by alley cats)
Alley Cat 1: Well well well what do we have here?
(Boko doesn't respond instead just leaves in a poof)
Alley Cat 2: (sadly) Guess he didn’t like nachos.
(Boko runs off)
Boko: That was close. I really need to find a new place to live.
???: Did you say, find a new place to live?
Boko: Huh?
(A fat brown rat wearing a fedora is seen struggling to come out of a hole. He then pops out of it and falls over)
Rat: OW!
Boko: Uh are you okay?
Rat: Never better!
Boko: Who are you anyway?
Rat: You can call me Rickey Rat! I’m a real estate agent here in Cypher City! Home of… well… uhh… It’s Cypher City!
Boko: Yeah I realize that, I read the sign.
Rickey Rat: Terrific! So I heard you’re looking for a new place to live!
Boko: Yeah, my old home really didn’t work so well, so I found my way all the way here.
Rickey Rat: Well you came to the right place! I know all of the best locations here! I can show you a great new place to reside, easy as one two three!
Boko: Sweet? But what’s the catch?
Rickey Rat: There is no catch! Other than the fee of course.
Boko: Oh. Well.
Rickey Rat: I’ll find you a home you’ll like, lickety split! Come on! Let’s start with the basics!
(Rickey grabs Boko’s hand and they run off. It transitions to a windmill)
Rickey Rat: Here is the windmill! It has 4 different floors to hang out at and an amazing view!
Boko: Sweet. This place looks cool!
(Suddenly a golf ball hits the back of Boko’s head)
Boko: OW! WHAT THE-
Rickey Rat: Oh and I have yet to say this windmill is part of a mini golf course.
Boko: Son of a-
(Boko gets hit by another golf ball and falls into a hole)
Player: I GOT A HOLE IN ONE!
Rickey Rat: Heheh. So is that a no?
Boko: What do you think, genius?
Rickey Rat: Let’s move on.
(Boko and Rickey are seen in a dog house)
Rickey: This big red house may only have one room, but it is huge and has a lot of room to do what your hearts desire!
Boko: Sweet. I think I'll take this one.
Rickey: Terrific!
(Suddenly a black lab runs up)
Dog: Hey! What the hell are you doing in my dog house!?
Rickey: Um. Maybe this aint the best option for you.
Boko: Yeah I can see that.
Rickey: Anyways, this is the part where we run and scream for our lives!
(The two run off as the dog chases after them. The two are seen at a pond)
Rickey: This grassy area may not have a roof over your head, but there is a pond which can also serve as a swimming pool.
Boko: Neato.
(Boko jumps in the water)
Boko: Wow, this is the life.
(Boko then notices a frog on a lily pad)
Boko: Oh uh hey there?
Frog: Ribbit.
Boko: WAIT WAIT WAI-
(The Frog jumps on Boko submerging him)
Rickey: And it’s kinda already inhabited by frogs.
(Boko comes out of the water coughing)
Boko: THAT THING ALMOST DROWNED ME!
Rickey: Let’s move on.
Frog: Ribbit-
Boko: SHUT UP!
A few houses later…
(Rickey and Boko are seen walking down the street)
Rickey: Well I don’t know what to tell you other than that’s all of the houses I can give ya. But I got one more on my list.
Boko: If there are any animals or golf balls there, I don’t wanna go.
Rickey: Oh no trust me! This place is completely empty!
Boko: Well if you say so. But if this place doesn't work out, I want my money back.
Rickey: Alright, just follow me into this hotel.
(The two enter a hotel building)
Boko: Wow. Really fancy. But why are we in a hotel? I don’t have enough money left to buy a room.
Rickey: Oh I'm not showing you a hotel room.
(Rickey leads Boko to a mouse hole)
Boko: What’s with the hole?
Rickey: A mouse recently lived in that hole until it was eaten by a cat.
Boko: Wait THERE ARE CATS HERE!?
Rickey: Oh no animals are not allowed in the hotel.
Boko: Oh.
Rickey: And speaking of that, we should get in here before anyone sees us.
Boko: Good thinking.
(Boko heads inside the hole. The rat struggles to get in due to his weight but he eventually squirms out)
Boko: Woah.
Rickey: Pretty neat, eh? This place contains one large open area to whatever you want. There is also a fridge over there to hoard and snacks of yours and a bed, we also were able to mess with the satellite dish at the top so you have TV here as well!
Boko: This place looks cool! I think I will take it!
Rickey: Great! So how are you gonna pay?
Boko: Oh um.
(Boko digs into his bindle and brings out a $100 bill he took from his dad)
Boko: All I have is one hundred dollars-
Rickey Rat: PFFFT WELL SHEWEY!
(Rickey Rat swipes the dollars)
Rickey Rat: Enjoy your new home my rabbit friend!
(Rickey runs through the hole but gets stuck again. He squirms a little and he eventually pops out of it.
Boko: My own home. With no parents to tell me what to do.
(Boko lays down on a couch)
Boko: I’m in heaven! Man, I'm hungry. Let’s see if I got any carrots left.
(Boko goes into his bindle and finds a carrot)
Boko: Yum!
(Boko is about to eat the carrot but then he notices a family picture of him, Bugs, and Lola. He picks it up)
Boko: Good riddance.
(Boko rips the paper in half and throws it on the ground and continues eating his carrot. It then transitions to a dark forest where a shadow of a small frog appears)
???: This should be the place.
(The frog comes out of the shadows to reveal it is a Froakie from “Pokemon”)
Froakie: Just hope I am not too late.
(Froakie finds a house titled “Rabbit Shack. KEEP OUT!”)
Froakie: This is it!
(Froakie grabs a walkie talkie)
Froakie: This is Froakie to Dust Buns. I found the rabbit shack. I’m going in.
???: (Walkie Talkie) Okay. Be careful, Froakie.
Froakie: I always am.
(Froakie hangs up and enters the shack. He hears footsteps)
Froakie: Shit!
(Froakie hides under a table. A man with black hair and facial hair wearing a coat, gray pants, and brown boots comes walking out of a room whistling)
Froakie: Hammond… I better be quiet.
(Hammond walks into a room saying “Rabbit Room”. Froakie slowly follows him. He sees Hammond looking at a big cage with a bunch of rabbits in them)
Hammond: Hello my little rabbits, how have you been?
(The rabbits are seen starved and skinny and can barely get up or talk)
Hammond: Good talk. Well I'll be back later with my slaughter supplies to turn one of yall into rabbit stew. Y'all don’t go anywhere. Heheh. Like you even have a choice.
(Hammond walks off laughing)
Froakie: Those poor things. Luckily I'm here to help.
(Froakie walks up to the cage)
Froakie: Hey.
(The rabbits look at Froakie in fear)
Froakie: No no no. I’m a good guy! I’m here to free you!
(The rabbits look at eachother)
Froakie: Do you trust me?
(The rabbits look at Froakie and nod)
Froakie: Alright I'm gonna open the cage, and you’re all gonna run out that window as fast as you can, okay?
(The rabbits nod again)
Froakie: Alright.
(Froakie brings out a lockpick and picks the lock of the cage)
Froakie: Come on, damn it!
(Froakie is able to open the cage)
Froakie: Yes! Alright, go go go!
(The rabbits get up and start running to the window. Hammond then comes in)
Hammond: Apologies, forgot my wallet- WHAT THE!?
Froakie: SHIT! Go, I'll take care of him!
Hammond: YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!
(Hammond tries to go after the Rabbits but Froakie jumps at Hammond and starts mauling his face)
Hammond: AGH! GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!
(The rabbits escape the shack)
Hammond: NO!
(Hammond then grabs Froakie and throws him to the ground)
Froakie: GAH!
(Froakie gets up only for Hammond to smack him hard in the face with a gun knocking him out. Later, Froakie is seen in a prison uniform and he is thrown into the cage)
Froakie: GAH!
(Hammond than locks the cage)
Froakie: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
(Froakie tries banging on the cage)
Froakie: Very well! I have other ways to get out!
(Froakie reaches from behind him but pulls out nothing)
Froakie: What the!? Where the hell are my supplies!?
Hammond: Looking for this?
(Hammond brings out Froakie’s bag. He throws it on the ground and stomps on it)
Froakie: NO!
Hammond: You really think Imma let you get out that easily!?
Froakie: Let me out now!
Hammond: That's not gonna happen. You ain't coming out after freeing all of my rabbits!
Froakie: You were going to kill them!
Hammond: It's Rabbit Season! And you just come in here and take it all away from me! 
Froakie: You're still killing many innocent rabbits. I’m not letting that happen. I’ll save them whether you like it or not.
Hammond: Well that ain't happening! Anyways, I gotta go out and catch more rabbits. I’ll likely turn you into frog legs later. Heheheh. See you later frog boy.
(Hammond laughs as he leaves the room)
Froakie: We’ll see about that.
(Froakie looks angered as the chapter ends)
=== Episode 4 - Have You Seen This Rabbit?! ===
SYNOPSIS - Lola and Bugs find out in horror that their son is missing. Sunny is at first glad that Boko’s gone, but after a while she starts to miss the furry little friend.
(It starts off with Bugs exiting his room)
Bugs: Ahh. Good morning.
(Bugs heads downstairs where breakfast is ready)
Lola: Morning Bugs.
Bugs: Morning Lola, breakfast smells amazing.
Lola: Thanks.
Bugs: Hang on, we can’t eat without Boko.
Lola: Let me call him. Boko! Breakfast is ready!
(No response)
Bugs: Let me try. Boko! Come downstairs!
(No response)
Bugs: Boko?
(...)
Bugs: “sigh” Come on.
(Bugs walks up to Boko’s room)
Bugs: Boko, breakfast is ready. …
(Bugs tries to open the door but it is still locked)
Lola: he’s probably still upset over yesterday.
Bugs: Yeah but he can’t stay in his room forever or he’s gonna starve!
(Bugs knocks on the door)
Bugs: Boko! Come downstairs and eat!
(No response)
Bugs: Fine. Guess we’re doing this the hard way.
(Bugs brings out a carrot and starts lockpicking the door)
Lola: Should we really be doing this?
Bugs: We haven't eaten as a family for weeks. It’s about time something changes.
(A click is heard)
Bugs: Aha! Okay, Boko we’re coming in.
(Bugs opens the door and the two enter and see what appears to be Boko under the blanket of his bed)
Bugs: “sigh” Boko, I know you’re still upset with us but you have to come down to eat.
(No response)
Bugs: “sigh”
(Bugs walks up to Boko and grabs the blanket)
Bugs: Just get up!
(Bugs removes the blanket only to see a basketball and a toilet paper roll)
Bugs: WHAT THE!?
(Bugs see’s the window left open)
Bugs: Damn it! He must have ran away again!
Lola: Well he should be back right?
(Bugs looks down to see the note and his heart stops)
Bugs: Oh god.
Lola: What is it?
Bugs: We need to call the police now! Boko is missing!
(It transitions to Frida walking down the sidewalk)
Frida: Beautiful day today.
(Frida passes by the TV store and the TVs play a news broadcast)
Goodman: Breaking news, mkay! Young boy going by the name “Boko McHopster Bunny” has gone missing. He was last seen yesterday in his room when the window of his room was left open. Here is an interview with a police officer.
Brooklyn Guy: Well it couldn’t have been a kidnapping, because if there were there would have been signs of a struggle. We are not sure where he could have gone right now, but we could use the help of everyone in Pensacola to help find the missing child.
Frida: Boko is missing!?
(Frida runs off. It cuts to Sunny’s house where Buckaroo, Asp, and Azaz are seen with a dart board)
Buckaroo: Alright guys, look what I bought at the dollar store!
AsphaltianOof: You bought a big red eye?
Azaz: No Asp, it’s a dart board.
Buckaroo: Y'know i’m a pretty good Dart border (if that's even a thing) myself.
Azaz: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Buckaroo: Alright. 5 bucks says I’m gonna win!
Azaz: Aight bet.
(Buckaroo shoots a dart only for it to miss)
Buckaroo: Damn it.
(Buckaroo keeps throwing darts and keeps missing)
Buckaroo: F***!
AsphaltianOof: I think you’re supposed to hit the dart board-
Buckaroo: YEAH! I KNOW CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! It’s what I'm doing!
AsphaltianOof: … Well jeez you don’t have to be snippy about it.
Azaz: Hah. Those five bucks are mine.
Buckaroo: No it aint! Watch me!
(Buckaroo misses another dart that gets shot next to Radish)
Radish: Something tells me that could have been bad.
Buckaroo: Final dart! I can do this!
Azaz: Five bucks says you can’t.
Buckaroo: SHUT UP!
(Buckaroo takes a deep breath and is about to throw the dart when)
Sunny: Hey fellas!
Buckaroo: GAH-
(Buckaroo throws the dart into Radish’s posterior)
Radish: Oh.
(Radish runs around screaming)
Sunny: What did you do now?
Azaz: Buckaroo bought a dartboard.
Buckaroo: Well yeah but Azaz tricked me into doing a bet.
Azaz: Buckaroo, I think you have your head up your ass.
Buckaroo: Must be because I'm talking to a turd.
Sunny: Can you all just be quiet!
(Sunny pulls the dart out of Radish)
Radish: Phew.
Sunny: Go play with these somewhere else where you can’t hurt anybody please?
(There’s a knock on the door. Sunny opens it)
Sunny: Oh hey Frida, come on in!
Frida: Hey fellas. What’s going on?
Sunny: The trio getting into shenanigans as always. What’s up with you, you look like you just heard some terrible news.
Frida: Well I in fact did hear terrible news today. Boko’s gone missing.
Buckaroo: Huh?
Azaz: Boko? Wasn’t he the kid who helped take over the food district?
AsphaltianOof: I think I remember.
Sunny: Wait, Boko's gone missing?
Frida: Unfortunately yes.
Sunny: Well ain't this just the greatest news I ever heard all day!
(The others gasp and look at Sunny)
Sunny: What?
Buckaroo: Sunny Funny, why I never.
Frida: How can you be so insensitive!? Bugs and Lola just lost their child, and you're out here celebrating it!?
Sunny: So. He was a little brat anyways. Do you know how much trouble that little bugger got me!? He got me in trouble with Red and Blue Yoshi which is why I am forced to bake a cake for them every week as an apology! And there were also these two bulldogs who attacked me all because I tried to pretend to be a rabbit to capture him! Also is no one gonna question the fact that he killed someone over a hamburger with pickles?
Frida: Sunny you shouldn’t be focusing on the past! What you should focus on is finding Boko!
Azaz: Well we better get to work finding him.
AsphaltianOof: True.
Radish: Hopefully I can put my nose to the test!
Frida: Thanks guys! We can use all the help we can get to find Boko! Let’s go!
(The rest leave)
Sunny: Guys you're just wasting your time! “Sigh” whatever.
(Sunny closes the door)
Sunny: Time to go tend to my now Boko free garden!
(Sunny walks over to her backyard garden)
Sunny: Hello my sweet garden crops! Today marks a change in history because from this day forward, nothing's gonna steal from you ever again!
(Sunny walks to her carrot farm)
Sunny: Hmm.. These carrots look a little weak. Nothing but a bit of fertilizer won’t help.
(Sunny looks into her shed and finds nothing)
Sunny: Shoot. No fertilizer. Guess I gotta buy some.
(Sunny leaves her garden. It cuts to the pensacola park where people are seen looking around)
Meggy: Boko?
Tari: Boko?
Buckaroo: You here, Boko?
(AsphaltianOof looks under a rock)
AsphaltianOof: Boko?
RH: Where could he be?
MarioFan2009: I don’t know.
Crystal: Well we aren't gonna find him by just sitting around.
Frida: True. Let’s check the Pensacola Mall. He might be there.
(Sunny is seen passing by)
Sunny: What are you all looking for?
Frida: Isn’t it obvious Sunny? We’re still looking for Boko.
Sunny: You haven't found him yet?
Tari: No. We don’t know where the heck he is.
Meggy: Plus I think we could find him more easily if you could stop and help us for a change.
Sunny: I would but I'm busy.
MarioFan2009: Busy with what?
Sunny: Oh just getting some fertilizer for my garden.
Tari: “sigh” Look Sunny, we get that you still do not like Boko ever since he first robbed your garden, but have some compassion. He’s just a kid.
Sunny: A kid who helped I.M Meen.
Meggy: Ugh can you stop bringing up the past for christ's sake.
Sunny: Some wise words coming from you considering you two joined me in watching Bugs and Lola beat the shit out of Boko.
Tari: Yeah we’re not really proud of that now looking back at it.
Meggy: Plus looking back now, I really don’t condone what they did.
Sunny: Well he deserved everything he got.
Frida: SUNNY!
Sunny: Hey that’s just my opinion. Look if you wanna waste your time looking for that heartless thief, be my guest, but I have better things to tend to.
(Sunny walks off)
Clementine: The nerve of that flower.
Crystal: Don’t be so hard on her. She and Boko really don’t have the best relationship.
Frida: True. Let’s just keep looking.
(It cuts to the Pen Mart where Sunny is seen with some fertilizer)
Sunny: Just these bags please.
(The cashier scans her bags)
Sunny: Thanks!
(Sunny pays up and takes her bags with her. It transitions back to her house where she walks in)
Sunny: Hey everyone! I’m home!
(No response)
Sunny: They must still be looking for Boko. This means peace and quiet!
(Sunny hums and heads to her garden. She goes to the carrots and puts fertilizer on them)
Sunny: There you go little carrots! Soon you will be nice and ripe, and since I can only eat dirt, I might as well sell you to other carrot fans.
(Sunny then hears the bushes rustling)
Sunny: What was that?
(The bushes continue rustling)
Sunny: It must be Boko! He must have faked his disappearance just so he can try to get to the garden without being caught.
(Sunny then grabs her rake)
Sunny: But little does he know… I know about his stupid little tricks… Hehehe.
(Sunny opens the bush)
Sunny: AHA! GOTCHA YOU-
(Sunny sees it’s just Jimmy the Crow)
Sunny: Oh uh hi Jimmy.
Jimmy: Hiya Sunny. What’s with the rake?
Sunny: Oh uh nothing. I just thought you were Boko.
Jimmy: Ah. Well speaking of Boko, I'm looking around the bushes to find him but I don't see him anywhere. If you do see Boko, let us know will ya.
Sunny: Ummm sure.
Jimmy: Neato. Bye Sunny!
(Jimmy flies away)
Sunny: Okay, maybe that wasn’t Boko, but I'm sure he’s still around here somewhere.. Plotting…
(Sunny then sees the shadow of a rabbit)
Sunny: Heheheheh. I GOT YOU NOW YOU STUPID-
(Sunny runs to the shadow to see a pile of trash)
Sunny: Pile of trash…
(Sunny walks to her door)
Sunny: You’re losing it Sunny. Maybe some grounded dirt coffee will get your mind off of things.
(Sunny heads inside. However she looks through the window out her garden. She walks away. She runs back to her window but is disappointed to see nothing. She walks off once again. Seconds later she rams out her door with her rake. Only to see nothing. She gets a sad expression and walks back inside. As the episode ends)
=== Episode 5 - Newcomers Culdee Edition ===
SYNOPSIS - When Boko runs into an old enemy who wants payback, he gets help from two other bunnies. They reveal themselves and also reveal they are on a mission to save someone captured by a very skilled rabbit hunter.
(It begins with Boko roaming through the city)
Boko: Alright. Since I'm gonna live here from now on, I might as well look around to get used to this place.
(Boko then sees a rabbit season poster)
Boko: Uh oh. 
(Boko races into an alleyway)
Boko: Looks like it might be harder to reside here than I thought. Eh no worries, as long as I stay perfectly calm, I can handle this. I dealt with some truffles with that mouse guy, I can handle this place-
(Boko runs into a figure)
Boko: Hey watch where you’re standing guy! You almost-
(The figure turns around revealing to be Johnny Old Boy)
Boko: … Fuck.
Johnny Old Boy: Well well well. We met again, brat.
Boko: J-J-Johnny Old Boy?! What the hell are you doing here?
Johnny Old Boy: I was tired of living in Pensacola. Sunny wouldn’t let me paint my house and it later got stolen by those stupid Sushi Pricks.
Boko: And that one time where you molested me with a ruler.
Johnny Old Boy: Hey you asked for it.
Boko: I’m guessing you were dropped on the head as a baby?
Johnny Old Boy: Meh meh meh. And what the hell are you doing here?
Boko: I got tired of living in Pensacola because my parents are just assholes, and Sunny’s being a flower bitch as usual.
Johnny Old Boy: I guess we both have one thing in common. Hating that stupid flower.
Boko: Yeah.
Johnny Old boy: Should we team up?
Boko: Yeah no. I’m not teaming up with the person who scarred me for life.
Johnny Old Boy: Oh. Well that’s just too bad.
Boko: Anyways, i’m gonna leave now-
Johnny Old Boy: Hey what’s this.
(Johnny grabs Boko’s wallet)
Boko: Hey! That’s mine dude, give it back!
Johnny Old Boy: Oh you want it?
Boko: YES! GIVE IT BACK!
Johnny Old Boy: Hey Garfoogle!
Garfoogle: I want to play with somebody!
Johnny Old Boy: Catch this!
(Garfoogle catches the wallet)
Garfoogle: Yay!
Boko: GIVE IT!
Garfoogle: Catch!
(Garfoogle throws the wallet to the Fatass)
Johnny Old Boy: Nice going fatass! Throw it back to me.
The Fatass: My wallet now n***a!
Johnny Old Boy: …
(Johnny punches the Fatass making him fall over and grabs the wallet)
Boko: So can I have it back now?
Johnny Old Boy: I don’t know, I think I might keep it as payback for what you did to me.
Boko: I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO YOU OTHER THAN RUN INTO YOU!
Johnny Old Boy: That’s what people call back in “Garfelf Town” too bad so sad.
Boko: THAT’S IT! I tried to be nice, but you messed with the wrong rabbit!
(Boko jumps on Johnny’s face and mauls him)
Johnny Old Boy: GAH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
(The Retarded Broom Thing appears and runs into Boko knocking him down)
The Retarded Broom Thing: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEEEP!
Johnny Old Boy: Nice work Retarded Broom thing!
Boko: Guh! What the hell is your problem!
(Principal Garfelf appears)
Principal Garfelf: No rabbits in my room!
Boko: Son of a bitch-
(Odie puppet appears and screams knocking Boko into O.D.I.E Bot)
O.D.I.E Bot: BORF BORF!
Boko: AH-
(Johnny Old Boy slams Boko with his ruler)
Johnny Old Boy: Prepare your anus.
Boko: NO NO NO NOT AGAIN!
(Johnny Old Boy is about to hurt Boko when)
???: HEY!
(Boko turns around and sees a white rabbit)
Dust Bunny: Leave that rabbit alone!
Johnny Old Boy: What is this? Revenge of the rabbits? Hah! Don’t make me laugh. If your gonna try and be a hero, I might as well mutilate your ass too-
(Another Dust Bunny flies up to Johnny and kicks him in the face)
Johnny Old Boy: WHAT THE!?
Dust Bunny: HIYA!
(The dust bunny kicks Johnny Old Boy in the face again)
Johnny Old Boy: GRAH! GET THEM!
(Johnny Old Boy’s friends run around and try to catch the bunnies but they keep getting their asses beaten from the shadows)
Garfoogle: Bang up job dipshit.
The Fatass: I’m out of here n***a.
(Odie Puppet screams as he fades away)
Principal Garfelf: F*ck this shit.
O.D.I.E Bot: BORF BORF!
Retarded Broom Thing: SWEP SWEEP SWEEEEEP!
Johnny Old Boy: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING!?
The Fatass: Sorry N****, but you are on your own!
(Johnny Old Boy’s friends leave)
Johnny Old Boy: Aw screw the lot of ya! Fine!
(Johnny grabs his ruler)
Johnny Old Boy: I’ll do it myself!
(Johnny Old Boy charges at the dust bunnies with his ruler but the bunnies jump up to him and knock the ruler out his hands breaking it once it hits the floor)
Johnny Old Boy: NO! MY RULER! WITHOUT IT I AM VULNERABLE!
(The fatass appears)
The Fatass: You have always been vulnerable n***a.
Johnny Old Boy: THAT'S IT!
(Johnny Old Boy charges at Fatass but he teleports out of the way and Johnny Old Boy falls inside of a trash can)
Johnny Old Boy: Ow… I think I broke my ass…
Boko: Hah that's what you get!
(The two white rabbits appear behind Boko)
Dust Bunny: Good work on those moves, Dip.
Dust Bunny: Thanks, Dive.
Boko: Thanks for the help you guys.
Dip: No problem.
Dive: We’re always happy to help a fellow Bunny in trouble.
Dip: You look new. Did you just arrive here?
Boko: Yep, I just hitched on a car and drove here yesterday. My name is Boko by the way.
Dip: Pleasure to meet you, Boko. My name is Dip and this is my twin brother dive, but together you can just call us the Dust Bunnies.
Dive: True.
Boko: Nice!
Dip: You seemed like you knew this guy before?
Boko: Ah yeah. He lived with me in the original town of Pensacola. Once he molested me with a ruler.
Dive: Ouch.
Boko: Yeah but he got stuck in jail after that. I’m guessing he escaped here.
Dive: Jeez no wonder you hate him.
Boko: Yeah. So what do you guys do for a living?
Dip: We work with helping rabbits in trouble and saving them.
Dive: We also specialize in helping other animals in need.
Dip: Like our friend, Froakie.
(Dive brings out a picture of Froakie)
Boko: What happened to him?
Dive: He was sent out on a mission to help save rabbits that have been captured by the infamous rabbit hunter, Hammond.
Dip: It’s been over 24 hours and he hasn’t returned back to home base.
Dive: We are worried for our friend.
Boko: Oh. Well I hope you find him eventually.
Dip: Thanks. Well, we better get going in hopes if we are going to find our friend.
Boko: From a rabbit to another, I wish you the best of luck.
Dip: Thanks. Well let’s go bro, we can’t keep Froakie waiting.
Dive: Right.
(The two hop away)
Boko: Nice people. Wish we had more friendly rodents around like them.
(Boko heads out of the alleyway. In a house across the street, Justin comes walking watching videos on his phone)
T-Series: (Video) And that is why PewDiePie is trash! And if you subscribe to him, you should kill yourself now-
(Suddenly Canon Shrek appears in the video)
Canon Shrek: (Video) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?
T-Series: (Video) Aw shi-
(T-Series screams as Canon Shrek brutally beats him up. Some tough kids are seen next to a sidewalk when Justin happens to walk by)
Kid 1: Hey dork!
Justin: Huh? Are you talking to me?
Kid 2: What the hell are you doing on OUR block?
Justin: This is your block? Hmm, that's strange. I don’t see any signs or anything saying this block belongs to you.
Kid 1: You calling me a liar?
Justin: I mean maybe.
Kid 1: Oh okay.
(The kid swipes Justin’s phone)
Justin: Hey that’s my phone! Give it back!
Kid 1: Hey dude, catch!
(The kid throws it to the other kid but he doesn’t catch it)
Kid 2: Oops…
Justin: My phone!
(Justin runs to his phone and sees the screen is cracked)
Justin: Damn it! Look what you did!
Kid 1: Oh what are you gonna do about it?
Kid 2: You gonna cry?
Boko: Man kids can be so cruel. Maybe it’s time I teach them a lesson.
(Boko sneaks up to a kid and hops in his shirt)
Kid 1: Ow. What the hell, there’s something on my back- OW! Something bit me!
(Boko starts scrounging around)
Kid 1: OW! IT’S BITING ME EVERYWHERE!
(Boko jumps into the Other kid’s shirt)
Kid 2: OW! IT'S BITING ME TOO!
Kid 1: LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
(The two kids run off and Boko jumps out)
Boko: You okay dude?
Justin: Yeah I'll be fine. Those bastards destroyed my phone though. Thanks for scaring them off.
Boko: Yeah I figured they deserved it. The name’s Boko by the way.
Justin: Justin Hardaway. Never thought I'd run into a talking rabbit.
Boko: If you think a talking rabbit is weird you should see the flower people.
Justin: Flower what?
Boko: If you lived in Pensacola, you’d understand.
Justin: Ah. So how long have you been here?
Boko: Not too long. I moved here after leaving the previous city which I hated living in. What about you?
Justin: I recently moved in here with my sister and my dad.
Boko: What about your mom?
Justin: Oh. My parents divorced years ago.
Boko: I’m sorry to hear that.
Justin: Yeah. My dad’s currently dating someone, even though she’s a bitch to me and my sister.
Boko: Oh?
Justin: Her name is Natalie. She’s some dumb chick who my dad met at work. She always acts like an angel in front of dad, but whenever we’re alone with her she always treats us like slaves.
Boko: Wow, she sounds like a total bitch.
Justin: Yeah. I just wish she can get her just deserts.
Boko: What If I told you I have a way to get her back? Hear me out!
(It then cuts to a house where a woman is seen walking outside)
Natalie: Ah. Finally I am away from those brats. Now to use my soon to be husband’s money to go on a shopping spree.
(Natalie walks off. Boko is seen on top of a tree with a bucket of mud)
Boko: This is gonna be good.
(As Natalie walks under the three. Boko pushes the bucket and mud falls all over Natalie)
Natalie: “screams” WHAT THE HELL!?
Boko: HAHA! PRICELESS!
(Boko runs off laughing)
Natalie: MY PERFECT DRESS!
(Justin’s father then comes out)
Terrance: Natalie what’s wrong?
Natalie: SOME IDIOT PUT A BUCKET OF MUD ON A TREE BRANCH! I’M SOAKED! UGH!
(Natalie storms off)
Terrance: Natalie, wait!
Boko: HAHAH! This rabbit still has its skills!
Justin: Good job! Bitch had it coming!
(The two high five. It then transitions to a rabbit hole where a white rabbit is seen coming out)
White Rabbit: Is the coast clear? Alright, good. I need to get some more crops for my family.
(The bunny continues hopping around. Eventually it steps in a bear trap cutting his foot off)
White Rabbit: AGH! OH F*CK MY F*CKING FOOT!
Hammond: Caught another one.
(Hammond walks to the White Rabbit)
White Rabbit: GAH! OH MY GOD MY FOOT IS GONE! HELP! SOMEBODY CALL A F*CKING AMBULANCE!
Hammond: No use screaming. Nobody can hear you.
(Hammond grabs the White Rabbit and throws him into a cage)
Hammond: I’ll make a stew out of you later.
(Hammond then picks up the rabbit’s chopped off foot)
Hammond: Saving this for good luck…
(Hammond walks off ending the episode)
=== Episode 6 - The Rabbit 3! ===
SYNOPSIS - Boko decides to go on a crop hunting spree stealing crops from the city. Hammond gets notice of this and is sent out to try and capture Boko, but little does he know, he has met his match.
(It starts off with Boko waking up from his bed)
Boko: Yawn! That was a good nap! Good morning Pensacola- I mean Cypher City.
(Boko gets up)
Boko: Time for some delicious carrots.
(Boko opens the fridge to see there's no carrots)
Boko: … Well shit.
(Boko slams the door)
Boko: Well I ate all the carrots I ran away with? Where am I supposed to get more crops?
???: Have you forgotten what your purpose is?
Boko: What?
???: You have one job, Boko. Steal crops.
Boko: But I moved far away from Sunny’s garden.
???: There are more gardens around the city, imbecile. Now get to work stealing those crops, then bring them back here.
Boko: Wait! How did you find me?
???: I have my eyes on you everywhere you go, kid.
Boko: So you spy on me? Even in the shower?
???: Trick question. Boko Bunny prefers bubble baths.
Boko: Oh yeah, good point.
???: Do not fail me… or it will be your ass.
(The figure disappears)
Boko: Welp. Time for this old boy to get back to work.
(Boko grabs his old pouch and jumps off)
Boko: And now that I don't have to worry about that flower and those two colored bunnies, this will be a piece of cake.
(Boko leaves and runs off. It then cuts to a garden surrounded by a barbed wire fence. Boko is able to get in by digging underground)
Boko: Good thing I have those rabbit instincts still kicking… Wow..
(Boko looks around and sees all types of crops around)
Boko: Houston, I’ve hit the jackpot!
(Boko quickly grabs a bunch of crops and puts them into his bag)
Boko: Jesus this is heavy! Well I better get home!
(Boko runs off while struggling to carry his heavy bag. It cuts to morning where a gardener is seen walking out)
Gardener: Ah good morning Cypher City! Time to check on my crops!
(The gardener looks at his garden and looks in shock as its empty)
Gardener: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CROPS!?
(The gardener looks around at the other gardens and sees other gardens are empty)
Gardener 2: WHERE ARE MY CROPS AT!?
Gardener 3: SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY GARDEN!
Gardener 4: I WANT MY WATERMELONS!
(It then cuts to the Cypher City town hall where the mayor is seen in his office looking out the window and seeing the crowd of angry gardeners)
Gardener 5: WE WANT OUR CROPS BACK!
Gardener 2: WHERE ARE OUR CROPS!?
Gardener 4: WHERE’S MY WATERMELONS!?
Mayor: “Sigh” What is going on today. I woke up this morning and suddenly gardeners are complaining about their missing crops.
(Suddenly a blonde woman with glasses comes through the door)
???: Sir!
Mayor: Ah Julia. Do you have anything?
Julia: Well I have managed to talk to people running the security cameras around the city and I was able to gain footage of the crop thief.
Mayor: Show it to me.
(Julia puts a VHS into a VCR and plays security footage of Boko scrounging through one of the gardens)
Mayor: A rabbit?
Boko: (Footage) Man these carrots are golden. At this rate I'm gonna have enough to save for winter!
Mayor: Well it looks like we got another rabbit problem. Luckily I have solved this problem before.
Julia: What should we do sir?
Mayor: We shall send our best rabbit hunter after him. Hammond has never failed us before.
Julia: But isn’t that guy kinda scummy as his prices for hunting animals are really high?
Mayor: Well yeah, but the money is worth it as he never lost a job yet. I will put him on the phone right now. You continue with your duties.
Julia: Yes mayor.
(Julia leaves and the Mayor goes on the phone. It cuts back to Hammond’s rabbit shack as Froakie inside a cage is thrown into a room with other cages)
Froakie: Ugh! Have you learned not to throw fragile packages?
Hammond: No.
(Hammond slams the door shut)
Froakie: Ugh.
???: “chuckles”
(Froakie looks to his left and sees a baby fawn in a cage)
Fawn: Oh boy! More fresh meat for the grinder!
(The white bunny with his chopped off foot now in a bandage is in the cage next to him)
White Rabbit: Pay no attention to him. He is cute but he is. (singing) coo coo!
Froakie: Do any of you have any idea how to get out of here?
Fawn: There is no escape. The only way to leave is the sweet embrace of death!
(All the other animals groan in annoyance and sadness)
White Rabbit: PLEASE STOP WE’RE DEPRESSED ENOUGH AS IS!
Hammond: (Different room) HEY! SHUT UP IN THERE!
Froakie: … It doesn’t matter, I'm sure my friends Dip and Dive can help us. If they get here at least… I hope…
(It transitions to Hammonds office where he is holding onto a rabbit skull)
Hammond: To hunt or not to hunt. That is the question.
(Hammond laughs as he puts the skull back on the table. He then brings out rabbit stew and starts eating it)
Hammond: Mmm. Delicious. Just like mother used to make.
(Hammond’s telephone then rings)
Hammond: Now who could that be?
(Hammond grabs the phone)
Hammond: Hello?
Mayor: Hammond? It’s the Mayor.
Hammond: Ah hello Mr. Mayor, how can I help you?
Mayor: We’re gonna need your hunting skills as we have a rabbit problem. He keeps going around stealing crops from the gardeners and people are starting to complain about the problem. Think you can manage?
Hammond: Interesting? But yeah no worries, I dealt with plenty of rabbits before.
Mayor: Terrific!
Hammond: But my hunting services aren't free ya know.
Mayor: Oh yes of course. How much would you like?
Hammond: $500,000.
Mayor: Okay I- F-F-FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!?
Hammond: You heard me. My services ain't cheap.
Mayor: B-but it’s just one rabbit!
Hammond: So? I need to pay the bills!
Mayor: Well I don’t think I can give that much money.
Hammond: Hmph. Tell you what, if I can’t catch the rabbit by the end of the day, you don’t have to pay.
Mayor: Okay, that sounds like a good deal!
Hammond: Alright. And don’t worry, i’ll be able to catch that rabbit before you can say “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally”
(Hammond hangs up the phone)
Hammond: Heheheh. Easy money.
(Hammond sets off. It cuts back to Boko stealing turnips from a garden)
Boko: Heh. Stealing nowadays is easy! There’s not a gardener for miles around here! Hah! It’s like they are not even trying.
(Hammond is seen hiding behind a bush looking at Boko)
Hammond: Another helpless rabbit. Time to add you to my collection.
(Hammond brings out his hunting gun and aims it at Boko)
Hammond: Steady now… Steady…
(Hammond shoots his gun)
Hammond: GOT EM! Huh?
(Hammond sees that he just shot a stuffed rabbit toy)
Hammond: Is that stuffing? How the hell did that toy get over there?
Boko: Hey beardo!
(Hammond looks around and sees Boko behind a pumpkin)
Boko: Over here!
(Hammond shoots at Boko only to blow up the pumpkin)
Hammond: How is this thing so fast?!
Boko: No, I'm over here!
(Hammond shoots at Boko but blows up a carrot patch that sends pieces of carrots everywhere)
Hammond: WHAT THE HELL!? GRRRR!
(Hammond goes into his pocket to grab another shotgun shell but grabs nothing)
Hammond: What the!?
Boko: Looking for these?
(Hammond sees Boko is holding the rest of his shotgun shells)
Hammond: Give those back!
Boko: Oh you want them? Go get 'em!
(Boko throws his shotgun shells far away)
Hammond: HAH! YOU FOOL!
(Hammond runs after the shotgun shells. It then cuts to outside a pizza place where Chica and her cupcake are seen eating Pizza)
Chica: Mmm this Pizza is good isn’t it, cupcake?
Cupcake: I’m a Cupcake! (True!)
(A shotgun shell falls onto the pizza and Hammond sees this)
Hammond: MY SHELL!
(Hammond runs after the shell but trips on a rock and falls face first into the pizza)
Chica: MY PIZZA!
(Hammond gets up with Pizza on his face)
Hammond: Uhhh.
(Chica and Cupcake look at Hammond with red eyes)
Hammond: Ummm… sorry?
(Hammond screams as Chica and Cupcake peck him offscreen. He then runs away)
Chica: AND DON’T COME BACK!
Cupcake: I’M A CUPCAKE! (YEAH!)
(Hammond stops running next to the garden)
Hammond: “Sigh.” That rabbit is something I'll tell you that.
(The gardener comes up and sees the damage with a shocked expression)
Gardener 7: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GARDEN!?
Hammond: Sir I can explain, the rabbit made me aim at-
Gardener 7: YOU’RE PAYING FOR THE DAMAGES YOU KNOW THAT!
Hammond: What!? It’s not my fault-
Gardener 7: PAY UP OR I’M CALLING THE COPS!
Hammond: NO DON’T DO THAT- Hang on.
(Hammond brings out his wallet)
Hammond: I’ll give you 20 dollars. How about that?
(The gardener swipes Hammond’s wallet and takes 100 dollars. He gives the wallet back)
Gardener 7: There. Now stay away from my garden! Or I'm suing!
(The gardener runs off. Hammond gets a pissed off expression)
Hammond: That rabbit is gonna get it.
(It cuts to a vegetable shop)
Shop Owner: Vegetables! Get your fresh vegetables right here!
(Boko sneaks under the nose of the shop owner)
Boko: Five finger discount vegetables? Don’t mind if I do!
(Boko starts grabbing a bunch of vegetables. Hammond appears with a crossbow)
Hammond: One poached rabbit coming right up.
(Hammond shoots an arrow at Boko only for him to duck picking up a tomato causing the arrow to crash into the vegetable stand knocking more vegetables down)
Shop Owner: MY VEGETABLES!
(Boko whistles as he hops along)
Hammond: GET BACK HERE!
(Hammond chases after Boko only for the shop owner to stop him)
Hammond: What!?
Shop Owner: You’re not going anywhere until you pay for the damage you did to my shop!
Hammond: Listen bud, I don’t have time for this! I have a rabbit to chase.
Shop Owner: Well maybe then I have to call the cops-
Hammond: NO! (sighs as he pulls out his wallet. He brings out a 50 dollar bill) All I have is a fifty-
Shop Owner: Good.
(The shop owner swipes the money)
Shop Owner: Don’t appear near my store again, or I won't be so friendly.
(Hammond rolls his eyes and mocks silently as he leaves. He notices boko laughing behind a bush before he goes back to hiding)
Hammond: Laugh all you want rabbit, but I got one last trick up my sleeve.
(It cuts to a garden where a carrot is seen on a bear trap covered in camo)
Hammond: This will get the little bastard. No doubt about it. Now I gotta hide before he appears.
(Hammond hides in a bush. Boko is seen entering the garden and notices the carrot)
Boko: Well hello gorgeous.
(Boko walks up to the carrot. Hammond smiles evilly but he gets surprised when Boko walks by and picks up an apple)
Boko: A nice change of pace.
(Boko walks off)
Hammond: NO! TAKE THE CARROT DAMN YOU!
(Hammond runs at Boko and then screams in pain when he steps on the bear trap and it causes him to back up and fall over a fence that causes him to fall down a hill)
Hammond: OW! OOF! UGH! AGH!
(Back at the vegetable shop a person is seen leaving after buying some vegetables)
Shop Owner: Thanks for stopping by.
Customer: No problem. I’ll come back to get more soon.
Shop Owner: Sounds good to hear!
(The shop owner looks up on a nearby hill and sees Hammond tumbling down)
Shop Owner: WHAT THE-
(The shop owner runs out the way as hammond crashes into the shop causing vegetables to splatter everywhere all over him)
Shop Owner: MY SHOP!
(Hammond gets up covered in vegetables as everyone looks at him)
Citizen: Hey look, a man covered in vegetables. Let’s all point and laugh!
(The citizens laugh at Hammond)
Hammond: STOP LAUGHING AT ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST RABBIT HUNTER!
Shop Owner: Yeah the world's greatest rabbit hunter who’s about to pay.
Hammond: I'm sorry but I don't have any money.
Shop Owner: No worries, you can pay with a beating.
(The shop owner punches Hammond in the face knocking him to the ground)
Citizens: OOOOOOOH!
(Boko is seen watching from on top of a building)
Boko: Oh boy! A dinner and a show!
(Boko brings out a carrot and eats. Everyone brings out their phones and takes pictures of Hammond who now has a bloody nose)
Hammond: STOP IT! STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME! GRAHH!
(Hammond angrily stomps off as people continue laughing)
(Hammond storms off into the forest as Boko sneaks off. It cuts back to night time where Boko is seen asleep but he awakens as his stomach grumbles)
Boko: Agh… it’s past midnight… Welp. Time for a midnight snack.
(Boko walks to the fridge and sees that its empty)
Boko: Of course…
(It cuts to a garden where Boko sneakily enters)
Boko: Gotta avoid being caught.
(Boko sneaks around. He sets his sight on a carrot. Boko walks up and eats it)
Boko: Ugh. Why aren't these as good as the ones in Pensacola?
(Suddenly a flashlight shines at Boko he turns around and sees a farmer looking at him)
Boko: (Oh god a farmer, gotta wait for his first move and then i gotta make a break for it)
Farmer: (Ugh another rabbit. No biggie just don’t give it attention and it will leave)
(The farmer leaves)
Boko: Wait where are you going? Are you blind? Hello! I’m stealing from your garden! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! … HEY!
(The farmer leaves. Boko angrily sighs and looks around at the garden. It cuts back to Sunny’s garden where she’s seen looking out the window at her garden with a sad face)
Boko: ♪ A crop... is a crop... no matter where you go... ♪
Sunny: ♪ A carrot... Is a carrot... That's what I say... ♪ 
Boko: ♪ A flower... is a flower... This is surely sooooo. ♪ 
Sunny: ♪ And rabbits, should be rabbits, either way... ♪ 
Boko: ♪ But this yard is not a home! These are not the crops I know! ♪ 
Sunny: ♪ I'd trade it all the way... If you come back to stay! ♪ 
Boko and Sunny: ♪ This Garden’s not the same... without you! ♪ 
Sunny: ♪ It's just an empty field... ♪ 
Boko: ♪ It's just an empty field.... ♪ 
Boko and Sunny: ♪ Without you...♪ 
(Boko sits down)
Boko: Was leaving really the best option?
(Boko’s Shoulder devil appears)
Boko’s Devil: You really questioning your decisions, Bokster? Would you rather live on your own or be pestered by your bratty parents and that stupid flower everyday?
Boko: Well I-
Boko’s Angel: Don’t push him too hard, he’s having an epiphany.
Boko: I’m too young to even know what that means.
Boko’s Devil: How about you come off it Mr. Gay dress angel.
Boko’s Angel: … If I wasn’t a bunny of god, I would rip those HORNS OFF YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM!
Boko: No offense guys but your jabbering is really messing with my head right now. I just need some time to think…
Boko’s Angel and Devil: Understandable. Sorry.
(The three are interrupted when they hear Hammond angrily muttering)
Hammond: Stupid bunny. Stupid stupid stupid.
(Boko and his guidances hide behind a bush to watch Hammond walking into the forest)
Boko: Great, it's beardo. Why does he keep heading to that forest area?
Boko’s Devil: Dunno, but it’s pretty sus. We should spy on him.
Boko’s Angel: I don’t condone eavesdropping, but if that guy is gonna act that suspicious, i suppose we gotta keep an eye on him.
Boko: Good idea.
(Boko races off. It cuts back to Hammond’s shack where he walks in. Boko appears to the door)
Boko: This place is really sketchy.
(Boko looks at a sign that says “private property. Trespassers will be shot”)
Boko: Harsh.
Boko’s Devil: Well what is committing crimes without risk?
Boko’s Angel: I can't disagree with you there.
Boko: I gotta find out what shady stuff this guy is hiding. If there is any stuff to be exact. Wish me luck guys.
(Devil and Angel nod and disappear. Boko sneaks in via a vent shaft. It transitions to the Bunny residence where Bugs and Lola are seen talking to Brooklyn Guy and Simmons)
Brooklyn Guy: We looked all over the cities and we couldn't find your son anywhere.
Bugs: He has to be somewhere. Look harder!
Simmons: We’re looking as hard as we can, but so far we aren't lucky. We’ll let you know once we find any hint of him.
Lola: Please do. Please find our baby.
Brooklyn Guy: We’re doing our best. Take care, you two.
(The police officers leave. Bugs walks to the kitchen as Lola sits down crying. He finds a family picture and picks it up)
Bugs: Forgive me Boko… for how i treated you so harshly…
(A tear sheds down Bugs’ eye. The camera zooms out of the window and Pecky is seen looking with a sorrowful expression. He flies off as the episode ends)
=== Episode 7 - Saving Private Froakie! ===
SYNOPSIS - Boko helps Dip and Dive save Froakie and all the other captured rabbits from Hammond’s rabbit shack. Meanwhile, Hammond finally snaps and unleashes a diabolical plan to rid of Cypher City’s rabbit problem forever…
(It cuts back to the rabbit shack where Hammond is seen entering his office)
Hammond: Stupid rabbit. Stupid stupid stupid.
(Hammond slams the door. Rumbling is heard in the vents. Boko falls out of a ceiling vent and lands in a hallway)
Boko: Agh my back! Man it’s so dusty in there, why did i think it was a good idea to use the vents.
(Boko gets up and dusts himself off. He walks off)
Boko: Where is that bearded freak at?
(Boko sees a dark door)
Boko: That’s a weird looking door.
(Boko slowly opens the door and looks in shock)
Boko: Oh… my…. creator…
(It is revealed what Boko is looking at is all the caged animals)
Fawn: Is Hammond finally here to put us out of our misery?
Boko: No it’s not Hammond. My name is Boko.
Fawn: Awww.
Froakie: Who’s there?
Boko: I- Wait. I know you. Two rabbits named Dip and Dive showed me a photo of you.
Froakie: You know Dip and Dive?
Boko: Yeah.
Froakie: Excellent! Look, I need you to find them, and tell me that I am here. They are the only other people that can help me.
Boko: I last saw them in the city, I can find them there.
Froakie: Alright hurry, before Hammond comes back and hurts another rabbit.
Boko: I will. Don’t worry.
Froakie: Thank you.
(Boko smiles but they are interrupted by the sound of a door opening)
Hammond: (offscreen) Stupid rabbit. Stupid STUPID!
Froakie: Hammonds coming. You need to hide.
Boko: Okay uh, where?
Froakie: In that vent shaft over there.
Boko: But it’s dusty in there.
Froakie: You wanna get caught?
Boko: “sigh”
(Boko rushes to the vent and hides in it. An angry Hammond enters)
Hammond: Alright, I’ve had a really crappy day so far and I need some rabbit soup to clear my mind.
Froakie: Oh no.
White Rabbit: Please don’t pick me, please don’t pick me.
Hammond: Looks like I'm hungry for a white rabbit.
White Rabbit: NO YOU ALREADY CHOPPED OFF MY FOOT!
(Hammond opens the cage and grabs the squirming white rabbit)
White Rabbit: LET ME GO YOU EVIL VILE MAN!
Fawn: Squirming will just make things worse.
White Rabbit: OH SHUT UP YOU STUPID DOE! WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE, IT’S RABBIT SEASON NOT DEER SEASON!
Hammond: Keep screaming for your life, it’s more fun that way.
(Boko is seen looking in horror from the dusty vent. Eventually dust gets into his nose and he sneezes)
Boko: ACHOO!
Hammond: DID THAT VENT JUST SNEEZE!?
Boko: Um… no?
Hammond: … Okay then. Must be the anger in my head.
(Hammond leaves the room holding the white bunny by the neck. Boko leaves the vent)
Froakie: That was a close one.
Boko: You think?
Froakie: Well go find them.
Boko: I will, just stay there.
Froakie: Like I even have a choice.
(Boko leaves but he hears screams from the kitchen)
White Rabbit: PLEASE DON'T!
(Boko looks at the exit and hesitates. He runs to the kitchen where he sees many rabbits turned into food)
Boko: Those poor bunnies.
White Rabbit: DON’T TOUCH ME!
(Boko peaks behind an area where he sees Hammond pinning the White Rabbit to the table holding a knife)
Hammond: Stop squirming. Or your decapitation won’t be quick.
White Rabbit: PLEASE, MY KIDS CAN'T GROW UP WITHOUT A FATHER!
Boko: I gotta stop him.
(Boko notices the basement and thinks)
Hammond: It will all be over in just a second…
White Rabbit: No No NOO!
(Hammond raises his butcher knife about to decapitate the rabbit but gets interrupted when clanging sounds are heard from the basement)
Hammond: I’ll be right back.
(Hammond drops the knife and storms to the basement. Hammond walks down the basement stairs)
Hammond: Hello? Is anybody here? There’s nobody here. What a waste of my time-
(Boko slams the basement door shut)
Hammond: What the!?
(Hammond storms to the basement door. He tries to open it but it’s locked)
Hammond: WHO’S OUT THERE!? OPEN UP! YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!
(Boko barricades the door and runs to the white rabbit)
White Rabbit: “sniff” I don’t wanna die. “Cries”
Boko: You’re not gonna die, dude.
White Rabbit: Is that you, god?
Boko: What? No. Listen, I'm getting you out of here. But we don’t have much time left. Can you walk?
White Rabbit: No. That bastard cut my leg off with a bear trap.
Boko: Hmm.
(Boko finds a stick and gives it to the white rabbit)
Boko: Here, can you use this as a cane?
White Rabbit: I- I can try.
(Hammond continues banging on the door)
Hammond: OPEN THE F#CKING DOOR OR I AM BREAKING IT DOWN!
Boko: Quickly get up! Escape through the vent.
White Rabbit: Seriously? Do you not know how much dust is down there?
Boko: I know, but would you rather have allergies or die a gruesome death!?
(The white rabbit sighs)
White Rabbit: What choice do I have?
Boko: Come on, I'll help you down.
(Boko helps the white rabbit down the table and they make it to the vent)
Boko: Come on, this way.
(Hammond breaks open the door and looks at the rabbits with a pissed off expression)
Boko: SHIT! BOLT!
(The two race off. The White Rabbit trips over)
White Rabbit: AGH!
Boko: NO!
(Hammond grabs the rabbit)
Hammond: Caught you.
(Boko grabs the white rabbit’s cane)
Boko: HEY BEARDO!
(Hammond gets distracted and Boko smacks the cane across his face leaving a bruise on his cheek)
Hammond: AGH!
(Hammond falls to the floor. Boko helps up the White Rabbit)
Boko: You okay?
White Rabbit: Yeah… Thanks for that.
(Boko gives the Rabbit the cane)
Boko: When we run out, go straight home and do not look back.
White Rabbit: What about you?
Boko: I gotta find better help.
White Rabbit: Alright. Let’s go.
(The two race off)
Hammond: YOU GRAY LITTLE BASTARD! DON’T THINK YOU ARE SAFE! THIS ISN’T OVER!
(Hammond storms out of the kitchen)
Hammond: That little bastard is gonna be more of a problem to me than I thought. I need to activate my security system…
(Hammond inserts a secret code on a fireplace and it turns around opening a secret passageway. Hammond enters and presses a button that activates security cameras and lasers. Hammond looks at a picture he took of Boko. He scans it and his name appears on the computer)
Hammond: Hmm.. You may have made it out alive, “Boko Mc Hopster Bunny”… But next time you face me, being trapped in a cage will be the least of your concerns…
(It cuts back to the cages room)
Fawn: I heard the screams of agony. But it’s coming from the hunter.
Froakie: I hope you know what you’re doing, Boko. We’re counting on you.
(It cuts back in the forest where Boko and the White Rabbit are headed towards a tree)
Boko: Is this where you live?
White Rabbit: Yeah. Hey thanks again for helping me walk home. It’s hard to run with a missing leg.
Boko: Hey, us rabbits gotta look out for each other.
White Rabbit: Heh. True.
(The door opens and a female white rabbit comes out)
White Rabbit Wife: Oh my god, Honey, you’re back.
White Rabbit: Hey babe. Sorry I wasn’t back home. Hammond the Hunter got me.
White Rabbit Wife: Oh my god, you’re leg.
White Rabbit: Yeah, it got cut off thanks to a bear trap.
(Two rabbit kits come out)
Rabbit Kits: Daddy you’re home!
White Rabbit: Hey kiddos.
White Rabbit Wife: I thought you were never coming home. How did you escape him?
White Rabbit: Well I was almost at the brink of death, but this rabbit here got me out of there.
White Rabbit Wife: Thank you so much for saving my husband. Honestly, “sniff”, i don't know what i would do without him. “Cries”
Boko: Hey, just keep a close eye on your husband.
White Rabbit Wife: Trust me, I'm not letting him out of my sight.
White Rabbit: “snickering” Hey thanks again. Good luck on your mission.
Boko: Thanks. Stay safe. You have a pretty happy family.
White Rabbit: Yeah, I wouldn't leave them for the world.
White Rabbit Wife: Come inside. Dinner is getting cold.
(The rabbit family heads inside. Boko looks back one last time and then runs off. It cuts into the middle of the dark alleyway where Boko heads inside)
Boko: Alright, this is the place where I met them. Alright, so what were their names again. Damn it I forgot already. “Sigh” Stupid Boko. Um okay. I think their names were Chip and Clyde, uhhhh, Trip and Nive, ummmm.
(Dive is seen hanging upside down behind him)
Dive: (whispering) Here’s a hint. It’s Dip and Dive.
Boko: Dip and Dive! Wait what-
(Dip and Dive jump in front of Boko)
Dive: Well hello Boko!
Dip: I see you decided to see us again?
Boko: Yeah and it’s urgent.
Dive: What’s the problem mah man?
Boko: Remember that frog guy you were talking about?
Dip: Oh yeah, Agent Froakie. 
Dive: Did you change your mind about helping to find him?
Boko: Yeah I actually know where he is.
Dip: Oh?
Dive: This is good news. Tell us.
Boko: He got captured by that bearded hunter guy!
Dive: The notorious Hammond the Hunter.
Dip: That bastard has been hunting down and killing innocent rabbits every rabbit season.
Dive: He likely captured Froakie so he doesn’t interfere with his plans.
Dip: And since Hammond is known for mutilating rabbits, who knows what he will do to Agent Froakie.
Dive: Looks like it's another job for the dust bunny duo.
Boko: Ahem.
Dive: Oh and Boko as well.
Boko: Let’s go rescue a frog!
(It cuts back to Hammond’s shack. The rabbits run to the shack. The door is locked close)
Dip: Doors locked.
(Dive enters the vents only to see a bunch of bear traps)
Dive: Bear traps in the vents. Too much to try and sneak over them.
Boko: There has to be another entrance inside. I think I saw a fireplace there.
Dip: Well the question is, how do we get to the roof?
(Dive sees a nearby catapult)
Dive: We’re gonna angry birds this bad boy.
Boko: Wut?
(The three get on the catapult)
Dive: You ready?
Boko: No?
Dip: BLAST!
(The catapult activates and the three are sent flying with Boko screaming in terror. Dip and Dive land on the roof on their feet while boko falls down dizzy)
Boko: Owww..
Dip: Get up, we’re on the roof.
Dive: And here’s the fireplace.
Dip: The fire is still going.
Dive: You know what to do, bro?
Dip: Yessir.
(The two breathe in as long as they can and blow the fire out)
Boko: How the hell did you do that?
Dive: It helps to have respiratory training.
Dip: In case we’re trapped underwater or something.
Boko: Fair enough.
Dive: Alright. Let’s go, no time to waste.
(The two jump in)
Boko: “sigh” The things I do for love.
(Boko jumps down to the bottom of the fire place where black soot covers him)
Boko: “cough cough cough” Man I thought those vents were dusty. I am never going into a fireplace again.
Dip: Shhhh.. Keep it down.
Dive: Let’s roll.
(The dust bunnies summersault away)
Boko: “sigh”
(Boko tries to summersault but falls down)
Boko: Ow.
(The bunnies make it to the hallway and see the room where the cages are in)
Boko: There’s the room. Froakie’s in there along with other hostages.
Dip: The hallway looks empty.
Dive: Too empty.
Boko: You guys are worrying over nothing. All we have to do is walk over there-
Dip: BOKO LOOK OUT!
(Dip pulls Boko back as many red lasers reveal themselves)
Dive: Lasers. Should have known.
Boko: Jesus how much does this guy hate us.
Dip: He always hated rabbits.
Boko: What did rabbits do, eat his grandma or something?
Dive: We like to think he’s just a psychopath who enjoys killing innocent animals.
Boko: Jesus christ.
Dip: Any way, we gotta get over there to go to that door.
Boko: But the lasers-
Dive: We dealt with stealth stuff like this all our lives. Come on bro, let's burn this candle.
Dip: Right.
(The two jump through the lasers. Boko starts slowly walking over the lasers)
Boko: This is gonna take a while.
(Dip and Dive continue jumping over the lasers with no problem as Boko continues slowly walking over)
Boko: Don’t lose focus, don’t lose focus-
(Boko trips on a pebble causing him to fall back)
Boko: Woah woah woah-
(Boko is about to fall on a laser but Dip grabs him and pulls him up)
Boko: Thanks.
Dip: No worries.
(The three are seen having made it to the front of the door)
Boko: Oh hey, we made it!
(The three open the door and enter the prison. Froakie is seen napping when he awakes and see them)
Froakie: Boko your back!
Boko: Yep and I brought Dip and Dive just like you asked.
Froakie: Glad to see you guys again.
Dip: Don’t worry, we’re gonna get you out of there.
Froakie: Wait, don't take it a step further!
Dive: Why not?
(Froakie looks up and they see a security camera)
Boko: Cameras? This guy can afford cameras and lasers, how rich is this guy!?
Froakie: Hammond has been hunting down small creatures and killing them and selling them for profit. Whether it would be cooking them into food, or stuffing them.
Boko: Christ.
Froakie: He is one of the most dangerous hunters out there, and going to cypher city is a death trap for a rodent. If he sees a rodent roaming the dark forest alone, he sure as hell is a dead rabbit walking. I’ve been trying to expose him for years now but to no avail. And when I am this close to stopping his evil plans, he catches me and forces me to listen to the screams of his victims.
Dip: Well don’t worry we’re gonna help you get out of there.
Dive: But first we gotta shutdown that camera
Dip: We might need a distraction in order to shut down the cameras.
(The two look at Boko)
Boko: Why do I always have to be the distraction?
Dip: Hey trust me, for a youngin, you really know how to deal with enemies.
Boko: Well not all of them. I’m not the best at dealing with a certain flower.
Dip: Did you just say you have a flower for an enemy.
Boko: Not like a regular flower, an alien from the planet greenhouse.
Dive: …. Wut?
Boko: It’s a long story…
Dip: Well anyway, try to find the security room with the cameras, and switch them off. The lasers and bear traps too.
Boko: Understood. And if I die, make sure to throw rabbit dung in Hammond’s face.
Dive: Gladly.
(Boko nods and runs off. He hides behind a flower pot as Hammond exits the fireplace secret area)
Hammond: Stupid. Stupid rabbit.
(Hammond enters the bathroom. Boko runs to the fireplace)
Boko: It needs a code. Hmmm.
(Boko sees a piece of paper that says “Hint: The code is from FNAF 3”)
Boko: FNAF 3 was the only game in the series I played. I think I remember the code.
(Boko types in the code)
Boko: 395248.
(The fireplace opens. Boko runs into the camera room and locks the door behind him. He runs to the camera system)
Boko: Alright uhhh. I have no idea what I'm doing. Welp, I tried.
(Boko is about to leave but Hammond tries to open the door from the other side)
Hammond: What the!? Who’s in there!? Don’t touch anything!
(Boko runs back to the camera system)
Boko: Alright, let’s see. How do I shut the cameras off? Maybe this button?
(Boko presses a button and the alarms blare back at Dip and Dive and Froakie)
Dip: DID HE REALLY ACTIVATE THE ALARMS!?
Boko: Crap. Uhhhh maybe this one.
(Boko presses another button and fiesta music plays)
Hammond: DON’T TOUCH MY FIESTA BUTTON!
Boko: Crap uhhhh. I’m lost.
(Boko’s shoulder angel and devil appear again)
Boko’s Devil: Uhhh maybe you should press the red button with the power symbol on it.
Boko’s Angel: Dummy.
Boko: Heheh. My bad.
(Boko presses the button and the cameras shut off)
Dip: The cameras are shut off! Nice!
Dive: Yeah, but considering the dope activated the alarms, it’s best we get out of here ASAP.
Dip: Alright, we’re gonna get you out of here, Froakie.
Froakie: Please do.
(The dust bunnies grab hold of the cage gate)
Dip: Okay, we pull, you push.
Froakie: Got it.
Dive: On 3.
Dip: 1…
Dive: 2…
Froakie: 3!
(The three apply force and break open the cage gate)
Froakie: Ah the sweet smell of freedom.
Dip: We’re not out of the woods yet. We gotta find Boko.
Dive: Let’s roll.
Froakie: What about the rest of the animals?
Dip: We’ll be back for you all okay? Just stay calm.
(The three run off)
Fawn: Dead people don’t come back…. They never… come back.
(It cuts back to Boko in the security room)
Boko: Now I gotta find a way out of here. There’s a vent over there. How quant.
(Boko heads towards the vent but Hammond breaks down the door)
Hammond: YOU!
Boko: Uh oh.
(Boko tries to break the vent cover open but Hammond grabs him)
Boko: AGH!
Hammond: “maniacal laughter” I finally caught you you little sh#t. I’m gonna enjoy gutting you like a fish while your still alive… hehehehe-
(Boko then chomps into Hammond’s nose)
Hammond: “screaming in pain” GET OFF GET OFF!
(Hammond falls back as Boko falls down. He looks up and realizes he has blood on his mouth. Hammond gets up with a piece of his nose missing. He notices it and gets terrified)
Hammond: MY NOSE! YOU BIT OFF THE TIP OF MY NOSE!
Boko: Oh my god… uh… sorry. Let me just.
(Boko grabs the tip of the nose and puts it back on Hammond’s nose only for it to fall off)
Hammond: THAT IS IT! YOUR DEAD!
(Boko jumps on Hammond’s head)
Hammond: GYAH!
(Boko continues running. He makes it back to Dip Dive and Froakie)
Dip: You made it back!
Dive: Um, is that blood on your mouth?
Boko: I really don’t want to talk about it.
Hammond: BOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dive: We best get to running then.
Boko: Yeah good plan.
(The four race off as Hammond runs outside)
Hammond: YOU LITTLE SH#T!
Froakie: Why is his nose bleeding?
Dive: Did you bite off his nose, man that is savage.
Hammond: I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU!
Boko: How many times are you gonna threaten me and not deliver! Loser!
(Hammond brings out a gun)
Boko: Oh god.
Froakie: LOOK OUT!
(Hammond shoots at Froakie only for Boko to jump in the way)
Dip: BOKO NOO!
Boko: Hey, I'm okay.
Dive: What did he shoot you with?
Boko: I don’t know, but I'm sure it aint fatal. Let’s go.
(The four run off)
Hammond: I have had it with those STUPID RODENTS! THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE!
(Hammond brings out his phone)
Hammond: Hello Nat, it’s me. There’s been a slight change in plans. We are ready to initiate “Operation: Gas Bunnies”... Alright, sounds great.
(Hammond hangs up)
Hammond: With this operation, I will be the most grand hunter in the world. WHO’S GONNA STOP ME!?
(The camera zooms out as Hammond laughs hysterically. It cuts back to Pensacola where Pecky the Woodpecker is pecking in trees as normally. He notices some footprints on the muddy floor. He flies down to inspect them, and realize they are Boko shaped. He looks in the direction the footprints are headed and flies off. The episode ends there)
=== Episode 8 - Operation Gas Bunnies! ===
SYNOPSIS - In the conclusion to the first season of Far From the Burrow, Hammond unleashes his master plan for “Operation Gas Bunnies”, endangering Boko and all underground animal life. In order to defeat Hammond, he needs to have the help of new and old friends, and his determination.
(The episode begins where we last saw them with the four running away through the forest)
Dip: “panting” Did we lose him yet?
(Froakie looks behind him)
Froakie: He’s not in sight.
Boko: Ah good. My legs are almost gonna fall off from running so much.
(Everyone slows down and stops)
Boko: So what now?
Dive: Well there are still animals trapped in Hammond’s shack. We best come up with a strategy to rescue them all, before Hammond does anything bad to them.
Boko: Okay, well I think I need to go home and rest. Plus get this blood off of my mouth. Tastes horrible.
Dive: Understandable. Well take care, Boko.
Boko: Good luck saving the rest of them guys. They’re counting on you.
Froakie: Thank you, Boko. Let’s go guys.
(Boko hops off as the other three head the opposite direction, though as he walks off, it focuses on a small glowing red chip that is stuck to the back of his head. It cuts back to the Cypher City Hotel where Boko sneaks in and gets into his hole)
Boko: “sigh” finally home.
(Boko walks over to a leaking pipe leaking water in an overflowing bucket. He grabs a sponge and uses it to wipe the blood off of his mouth. Boko walks off but slips on water)
Boko: GAH!
(Boko falls on his head)
Boko: Ow… great.
(Boko turns his head and sees the ripped family picture with him in it)
Boko: Huh.
(Boko picks it up)
Boko: Where’s the other piece?
(Boko turns around and sees some cockroaches laying waste to the other piece of the family picture with Boko and Lola)
Boko: No!
(Boko runs over)
Boko: Shoo shoo!
(The cockroaches run off and boko picks up the filthy other half of the family picture and looks at it)
Boko: “sigh”
(Boko’s Angel and Devil appears)
Boko’s Angel: Oh so now you regret running away.
Boko: I think in this situation, the last thing I need is a lecture.
Boko’s Angel: Well sorry, but i tried to tell you over and over again, running away is not the solution to your problems.
Boko: Yeah I'm starting to realize why you said that now.
Boko’s Devil: I don’t ever agree with the rabbit with a floating donut over their head.
Boko’s Angel: Grrr…
Boko’s Devil: But yeah, now that I think about it, this place is a dump. If i had a nickel for every cobweb in here i’d be rich. This place is a literal spider town.
(A spider is seen on a cobweb)
Spider 1: Hey neighbor! Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
(Another spider is seen on a cobweb on the opposite side wall)
Spider 2: What I couldn’t hear you.
Spider 1: I SAID, DO YOU HAVE A CUP OF SUGAR!?
Spider 2: WHAT!?
Boko’s Devil: But hey it’s not all bad, on the contrary, we have boring neighbors, terrible water supply and.... and. Yeah, I hate this place.
Boko: Should I just go back to Pensacola then?
Boko’s Devil: Why the hell are you asking us?
Boko: Uh you guys are my conscious things, whatever the hell you are, and you’ve been bugging me since this whole escapade started.
Boko’s Angel: Yeah he has a point.
Boko’s Devil: Yeah must have forgot because I hit my head on a hellstone on the way here.
Boko: But what if my parents get mad and beat me again?
Boko’s Angel: I’m sure they’ll understand. Besides, they only attacked you because they love you.
Boko: Yeah that makes sense.
Boko’s Angel: Are you being sarcastic?
Boko: Isn’t it obvious? Well I can't go ahead and leave now because it’s nighttime and who knows what the hell lurks out in the city at night.
Boko’s Devil: Three headed gorilla dolphin?
(Boko’s Angel looks at him with a strange face)
Boko’s Devil: Hey just a guess.
(Outside people are seen running away screaming)
Civilian 1: RUN AWAY!
(The people are being chased by a gorilla with three dolphin heads shooting brown lasers)
Boko: Uh huh. Well I'm gonna go to sleep and when the morning comes, i’ll consider going home. So uh, be gone, or whatever makes you guys disappear.
Boko’s Angel: That’ll work.
(Boko’s Angel and Devil disappear leaving Boko alone)
Boko: “sigh”
(Boko heads back to bed and closes his eyes. It cuts to the Mayor’s office where he is seen upset)
Mayor: Ugh. That Hammond had one job and that was to catch that stupid bunny.
(Julia bursts in)
Julia: Sir, you have a visitor who wants to see you?
Mayor: Not now, Julia. I’m not in the mood.
Julia: I have a feeling its urgent sir-
(Hammond comes in and pushes Julia out of the way)
Hammond: Out of the way you dumb blonde.
Julia: OW!
Hammond: Mr. Mayor! Great to see you.
Mayor: Oh no not you Hammond. You failed to catch that rabbit. Thanks to you, I have more complaints than ever.
Hammond: But I have a better way to catch that rabbit and this time it will work perfectly! Just hear me out on this!
Mayor: … “sigh” You have five minutes.
Hammond: Alright so here's the plan. So not too long ago, I was able to shoot the rabbit with one of my special guns.
Mayor: Did you kill it?
Hammond: No, but it will still give us an advantage…
(It cuts to a tree where a squirrel is seen climbing down and running off. The camera then moves downwards revealing an underground base. Doors inside it open and out come Dip Dive and Froakie)
Froakie: Ah glad to finally be free from that wretched shack.
Dip: True, though we’re gonna have to go back later in order to free the rest of them.
Dive: Yeah, but that shouldn’t be a problem now that we have Private Froakie back.
Froakie: True. Though i probably wouldn’t be able to make it out of there without that rabbit kid? What was his name again?
Dip: Boko.
Froakie: Yeah Boko. I wonder how that kid is doing?
Dive: And what did Hammond shoot him with?
Dip: Judging by how Boko didn’t look fatally injured and i saw no blood, maybe it was something different.
Froakie: I did notice a weird red glow from the back of his head.
Dive: A SNIPER GOT HIM!?
Froakie: No. It was rapidly glowing. Like it’s some sort of…. Oh no.
Dip: What? What’s the matter?
Froakie: Where does Boko live!?
Dive: I think in that hotel somewhere.
Dip: Why what’s wrong?
Froakie: WE NEED TO WARN BOKO!
(It cuts to the Hardaway residence. Justin’s sister Chloe is seen drawing on the walls. Natalie comes in on her phone and sees what's going on)
Natalie: CHLOE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
(Natalie runs up to Chloe and grabs her by the arm)
Chloe: Ow! You're hurting me!
Natalie: What did I say about drawing on the walls!?
Chloe: Please let me go!
Natalie: Thats it! Your getting a spanking!
(Natalie raises her hand but before she can do anything rash, Terrance and Justin come in. As soon as that happens Natalie pats Chloe on the head)
Natalie: Shhh shhh. It’s okay.
Terrance: Hey honey i’m home. Is everything fine?
Chloe: Daddy, she was trying to hit me!
Terrance: What?!
Natalie: She wanted a cookie, and when I said no, she got upset and started drawing on the walls. I was just trying to calm her down these past couple minutes.
Terrance: “sigh” Sweetheart we’ve been over this, you can’t have sweets late at night.
Chloe: But Daddy she hurt me-
Terrance: Chloe, it’s not nice to make up stories about people.
Chloe: But-
Terrance: Nuh uh. Not another word. Hey Justin, why don’t you tuck your sister into bed.
Justin: Uh sure. Come on Chloe.
(The two leave)
Terrance: Sorry about her behavior. She hasn’t been the same since me and her mother split.
Natalie: Oh no worries. It wasn’t easy when my husband died either.
Terrance: I’m sorry to hear that. Well anyways, i'm gonna take a shower real quick. I’ll see you in bed later.
Natalie: Okay, hey actually before you go do you think I can borrow your credit card?
Terrance: What happened to yours?
Natalie: Oh it uhhhh got stolen by some muggers.
Terrance: Oh my god, you got mugged? Why didn’t you tell me that?
Natalie: I didn’t want you to worry.
Terrance: Well I don’t know.
Natalie: Come on, don’t you trust me?
Terrance: “sigh” Okay, I trust you.
(Terrance goes into his wallet and hands out his credit card which Natalie swipes)
Terrance: Ookay. Anyways, don’t spend too much. I still need to have enough money in order to buy our wedding ring.
Natalie: Oh don’t worry, you can trust me.
(Terrance walks off)
Natalie: Sucker.
(Natalie brings out her phone and calls someone)
Natalie: Hey babe. No, I'm not busy at all. What's up?
(It changes to a pink bedroom where Justin is seen tucking his sister to bed who is visibly upset)
Justin: Hey, are you feeling alright?
(Chloe shrugs)
Justin: Hey, if anything happens, just know you can talk to me, okay?
(Chloe smiles and nods. Justin then hears loud car noises and looks out the window)
Justin: That’s a lot of pest control cars. Wonder what’s going on?
(It cuts to the hotel where Boko is seen still asleep. Dip Dive and Froakie are seen hiding in a bush)
Froakie: Okay, they didn’t arrive yet. I don’t see their cars, but they could arrive any minute.
Dip: How did we not know that thing he shot at Boko was a tracking device!
Dive: More importantly, where in this hotel is he!?
Dip: True the place is huge.
Dive: By the time we find him, the pest control might have caught him by now!
(Froakie spots Rickey Rat walking around carrying a fat stack of money)
Froakie: I think I know who can help us.
Dive: Of course. The rodent that gives other rodents homes.
Dive: Let’s get some answers out of him!
Rickey Rat: Woo man I got a lot of cash from my latest sucker, I mean customer!
Froakie: Hey Fat Rat!
Rickey Rat: Ugh not you again Toad. For the last time, I’m not giving you a refund for the eel infested swamp.
Froakie: I’m not here for that, even though I'm still pissed off about that.
Rickey Rat: Well whatcha want. I have business to do ya know?
Froakie: Have you had a client named Boko Bunny?
Rickey Rat: hmmmm Mebe.
Froakie: You found him a spot in the Cypher Hotel right? Where is he exactly?
Rickey Rat: Hmmmm. I know the answer and I'll tell you, but it won't be for free.
Froakie: You’ve gotta be kidding me.
Dip: How much are we talking?
Rickey: I don't know, like 10k or a piece of swiss cheese.
Dip: We only have 9k!
Dip: And I may have had the last piece of swiss cheese in the fridge.
Rickey: Well then get yall broke asses out of here.
(Froakie grabs Rickey by the chest)
Rickey: AGH!
Froakie: Listen here fat rat. If you don’t tell us where that bunny is, I am gonna shoot a water gun, SO HARD IN YOUR MOUTH it's gonna make you MORE BLOATED THAN EVER that its gonna let you EAT CHEESE 100 POUNDS OF CHEESE!
Dip: Damn Froakie.
Rickey: Are you threatening me? Or bribing me?
Froakie: …
(It cuts to Rickey pinned to a wall with duct tape as Froakie uses his water ability to shoot water into Rickey’s face. He then stops)
Rickey: AGH! WHAT ARE YOU INSANE!?
Froakie: Tell us where Boko is.
Rickey: NO!
(Froakie continues shooting water in Rickey’s face)
Rickey: OKAY OKAY! There’s an old mouse hole hidden under an antique table in the lobby!
Froakie: You better not be lying. Come on boys, let's go.
(The three run off)
Rickey: HEY! YOU FORGOT TO UNTAPE ME! HEY! 
(Rickey struggles to free himself but to no avail)
Rickey: Aw crackers and cheese.
(It cuts back to Boko sleeping. It then shows his dream where he’s walking through a dark forest)
Boko: Hello? Is anyone there? Somebody?
Bugs: (Offscreen) Boko?
Boko: Dad?
Bugs: (Offscreen) Boko? Where are you?
Boko: Dad? I can hear you but I can’t see you!
(The fog clears and Bugs is seen walking around from afar)
Bugs: Boko? Boko!?
Boko: Dad I see you!
Bugs: Boko!
(Boko runs at him with tears in his eyes)
Boko: I’m so happy I found you!
Bugs: Come to me Boko!
(Before Boko can make it to Bugs, his head explodes)
Boko: NO!
(Bugs’ headless corpse falls down)
Boko: NO! NO! DAD! NO NO NO! SAY IT AINT SO! SAY IT AINT SO!
???: Heheheheh.
(Out of the shadows comes Hammond holding his hunting rifle.
Boko: No…
Hammond: End of the line, rabbit.
(Hammond aims his rifle)
Boko: NO DON’T-
(As soon as Hammond pulls the trigger, Boko wakes up in a cold sweat)
Boko: I have to go home.
(Boko starts packing his things in a sweat when sounds from the vents are heard)
Boko: What the?
(The vent cover on the ceiling busts open and out falls Froakie Dip and Dive. Dive falls into a box of carrots)
Dive: Agh!
Boko: Woops. It looks like you landed in my box of stolen carrots.
Dive: Eh. It’s fine. I was hungry anyways.
(Dive eats a carrot)
Boko: What are you guys doing here?
Froakie: We gotta get you out of here!
Boko: Why? What’s going on?
Froakie: That thing Hammond shot you with! It’s a tracking device!
Boko: WHAT!?
(A bunch of pest control cars park outside)
Froakie: Crap! They arrived!
(A bunch of pest control workers burst through the door along with Hammond)
Pest Control 1: Alright we’re here.
Pest Control 2: The radar said the bunny is here right?
Hammond: Yep. Let me check the radar again.
(Hammond looks at a radar he’s holding which points at a wall)
Hammond: Looks like it’s pointing at that wall.
(A pest control worker moves an antique table which shows the mouse hole)
Pest Control 3: I think I might have found where that Bunny might be hiding.
Hammond: Y'all know the drill. Bring out the hose.
Dive: He just said what I think he said didn’t he?
Dip: They’re bringing out the hose.
Froakie: SON OF A BITCH!
Boko: W-what’s the hose?!
(Suddenly the pest control workers put a hose through the mouse hole)
Dive: Uh oh.
Froakie: WE NEED TO RUN!
Boko: Where?! The only exit is blocked!
Dip: The vent! We can get you through there.
Boko: But it’s all the way in the ceiling!
(Froakie sees a spider web)
Froakie: I have an idea, come on!
(The four run to the spider web)
Froakie: Sir can we use your web? It’s an emergency.
Spider 3: Hmmm depends on the emergency.
Hammond: NOW!
(The hose turns on and green gas goes into the room)
Froakie: THAT!
Spider 3: OH CRAP NOT THE HOSE AGAIN! QUICK PUT HIM ON! THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE BECAUSE PLOT!
Dive: DAMN YOU PLOT!
Froakie: Get on!
Boko: What about you guys?
Froakie: Don’t worry about us! We’ll find a way to catch up!
(The web is pulled back aiming for the vent)
Froakie: Okay, on three!
All: One! Two! Three!
(The slingshot launches and Boko is launched to the vent roof)
Boko: What now!?
Froakie: RUN!
(Boko runs through the vent as the room fills with gas. The three start hacking as the room fills with green gas and they drop unconscious. The gas then clears)
Hammond: Alright! He should be knocked unconscious by now! Bring out the chainsaw!
(A pest control worker brings out a chainsaw and destroys the wall and it falls down)
Hammond: DAMN IT! The rabbit isn't here. At least I caught the frog again, and two other bunnies.
Pest Control 1: Hey uh sir. We found a broken vent in the ceiling.
Hammond: No matter. As long as he’s wearing that tracker, we can see where that little brat is located. No matter how much he runs, we will catch up to him. And he will regret RUINING MY IMAGE!
Pest Control 2: What of the frog and dust bunnies?
Hammond: Lock 'em up. I’ll deal with them after I finish up my master plan.
Pest Control 3: What’s that if I may ask?
Hammond: Something that’s gonna get rid of not Cypher City’s rabbit problem… for good..
(It cuts back to the Hardaway Residence where Justin is seen reading in bed when he hears thumping noises outside)
Justin: Hmm?
(Justin puts his book down and opens the window he looks outside and sees Boko breaking through a white picket fence)
Boko: Ugh.
Justin: Boko?
Boko: Justin! Thank god you’re awake. Listen, I'm in trouble.
Justin: What’s wrong?
Boko: I got chased out of my home by that Hammond asshole. I need to find a place to hide for a while.
Justin: Well my dad and Natalie are asleep right now, you can hide here for a little while.
Boko: Ah thanks man I knew I could rely on you.
(Boko climbs in through the window and Justin shuts the door. It cuts to the master bedroom where Terrance is seen asleep while Natalie is seen on her phone buying expensive designer bags. She’s about to grab Terrance’s credit card when she gets a notification from “Hammy ❤️“ She opens up the notification and reads it. She gets a suspicious face and puts her phone down. It cuts back to Justin’s room)
Justin: There’s a shoebox in my closet that I think you can rest in if that's okay with you.
Boko: That’s alright. I could sleep in anything right about now.
Justin: Well can I get you something to eat?
Boko: Do you have any carrots?
Justin: I think so. Let me go into the kitchen downstairs. Stay in here and try not to make any noise.
Boko: Alright.
(Justin opens the door and walks towards the kitchen as Natalie comes downstairs and the two bump into each other)
Natalie: AGH WATCH IT!
Justin: What are you doing awake, Natalie!?
Natalite: Okay first of all, I am the woman of the house, I ask the questions, secondly, you call me mom, because I didn't sleep with your dad just to be not called “mom”. So what are you doing awake? It’s midnight.
Justin: I’m just going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Natalie: “scoff” You already know you're getting fat. Why do you need to keep getting midnight snacks?
Justin: I’m just getting a carrot.
Natalie: That does not-
(Natalie stops in her words)
Natalie: Did you say carrot?
Justin: Yeah, I'm just gonna eat a carrot.
Natalie: Oh. Okay, um. You can go do that, i’m just gonna, go to the bathroom.
(Natalie walks off)
Justin: Um where are you going?
Natalie: I just said i’m going to the bathroom.
Justin: Um. It’s the other way.
Natalie: Oh “chuckles” Woopsy me.
(Natalie walks off as Justin looks confused. He shrugs and walks off to the fridge. Natalie uses this to sneak to Justin’s room)
Natalie: Alright. Where are you?
(Natalie starts opening drawers and throwing stuff out. Boko looks through the closet)
Boko: Aw crap. Not that lady. What the hell is she doing?
(Natalie continues messing up the room searching for something. Justin then comes in)
Justin: Hey Boko I got the- WHAT THE HELL!?
Natalie: Justin I was uh-
Justin: I thought you were going into the bathroom! What the hell are you doing trashing my room.
Natalie: I was uh looking for something.
Justin: Doesn’t explain why you barge into my room to mess my stuff up. You know what i’m calling dad.
Natalie: No you don’t need to do that-
(Boko then backs up and accidentally steps on a lego)
Boko: EEP!
(Natalie notices the sound)
Natalie: What was that?
Justin: Th-that must have been the wind.
Natalie: The wind doesn’t make that sound.
(Natalie starts walking to the closet)
Justin: Hey what are you doing? Get out of my room-
Natalie: QUIET TWERP! Unless you want me to send your ass to boarding school!
(Natalie walks over to the closet. Boko gets nervous. As soon as Natalie opens the door, Boko runs out)
Natalie: I KNEW IT!
Justin: BOKO RUN!
Natalie: GET BACK HERE RODENT!
(Boko runs through the house. And runs towards the basement. Natalie races after him and Justin races afterwards. In the basement Boko hides in a box as Natalie and Justin race in)
Natalie: Where is he!? Where’s that rodent?!
Justin: Natalie what the hell is your problem?
Natalie: What the hell is YOUR problem hiding a rabbit in your room! And I heard you yell the name, “Boko”. You gave it a name!? I’m gonna have to tell your father about this!
Justin: Not if I tell him about my room first.
Natalie: You wouldn’t dare!
(Boko tries to sneak out the basement but Natalie catches him)
Natalie: HEY!
(Boko tries to run but Natalie jumps at him catching him by the neck)
Natalie: Gotcha you little-
(Boko spits on Natalie)
Natalie: “SCREAM”
(Natalie’s scream awakens Terrance)
Terrance: Natalie? Aw shit.
(Terrance runs to a safe and grabs a pistol. He notices Natalie’s phone and grabs it)
Terrance: I can use this to call the cops just in case.
(Terrance runs downstairs)
Natalie: YOU LITTLE PRICK YOU SPAT ON ME! Now my makeup is smudged!
Boko: Hey at least it's not the mud bucket incident again. “Snickers”
Natalie: … Am I on drugs or am I seeing a talking rabbit?
(Terrance breaks in the basement)
Terrance: I heard you screaming Nat, is everything- what is going on?
Natalie: Oh Terrance thank god you’re here.
Justin: Dad she was messing up my room for no reason!
Natalie: No honey please let me explain.
Justin: Dad-
Terrance: Shh sh Justin let her talk first.
Natalie: Thank you dear. I was just asleep when I noticed Justin was walking to the basement holding something. When I went there, I found out he snuck a rabbit in the house.
Terrance: What? Justin, why would you put a wild animal in our house?
Justin: Dad just let me explain.
Boko: Actually I can explain everything, you see-
(Natalie covers Boko’s mouth with duct tape)
Terrance: Did- did that rabbit just talk?
Natalie: No dear. It must have been your lack of sleep.
Terrance: Ah. Well I did just wake up. I must have been seeing things. Justin, you should know better than staying up late at night just to sneak a wild animal into our house.
Justin: But dad I-
Terrance: No buts, you are-
(Suddenly Natalie’s phone that Terrance is holding buzzes. Curiosity gets the best of Terrance and he looks at the phone)
Natalie: Is that my phone? Could you kindly hand it over-
Terrance: Who’s “Hammy”?
Natalie: Who?
Terrance: Hammy.
Natalie: Oh. Hammy? “Scoff” He’s just an old friend of mine.
Terrance: There’s a heart next to it.
Natalie: Oh he’s actually an ex of mine. I just forgot to remove the heart.
Terrance: These messages are recent. You're saying stuff about me like “Terrance is such a sucker, I can’t wait until we get married so I can take half his shit”.
(Terrance stares at Natalie)
Terrence: Natalie. Is there something you want to tell me?
Natalie: I just eh um errr eh-
Terrance: Judging by these messages I have learned everything. Natalie, how could you. I thought you were a lovely woman, now i know your just one of many bimbos who only date me for my wealth.
Natalie: Terry please-
Terrance: DON’T TERRY ME! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!
Natalie: Ugh….
(Natalie notices the gun Terrance is holding)
Natalie: Fine..
(Natalie starts walking as Justin smiles at her)
Terrance: “Sigh” I can't believe all of this.
Justin: There there dad it's gonna be okay-
(Natalie swipes the gun from Terrance’s hand and points it at the two)
Natalie: ALRIGHT! I have had it with this!
Terrance: Nat. Just put the gun down.
Natalie: I don’t think I will. I married you to get your money, and I am NOT letting that slide next to me.
Justin: Dad why did you bring a gun down here?
Terrance: When I heard Natalie screaming, I thought someone broke into the house so I grabbed my gun just in case.
Natalie: You were right when you said I only dated you for your money. And since I’m unable to marry you now, I guess I'm gonna have to move to plan B. And now that I'm holding the gun, this makes things hell of a lot easier.
(Boko tries sneaking away)
Natalie: DON'T EVEN THINK OF MOVING, RABBIT!
Boko: “sigh” Out of all the things that I thought would have happened today, being held hostage by a gold digger would be the last thing on it.
Terrance: I knew that rabbit was talking.
Natalie: Yeah, and he’s gonna get a bullet in his little rodent skull if he doesn't stop!
Terrance: How could you do this Natalie? I trusted you with everything. All I wanted was love after me and my wife split.
Natalie: Oh boo hoo. Now stop talking, or shoot you in your sad little head! Now it won’t be long before-
Hammond: Honey, I'm home.
Natalie: Hammy! I missed you so much.
Hammond: I missed you too Natty bun.
(The two kiss)
Boko: You gotta be f*cking kidding me.
Hammond: Well well well. If it isn’t the rabbit that made me look like a fool in front of everyone. Did you really think you can get away with freeing that frog and that white rabbit? Heh. Pathetic.
(Hammond points and laughs at Boko only for Boko to bite Hammond’s finger)
Hammond: YOW!
(Natalie points the gun at Boko and is about to pull the trigger)
Hammond: Don’t. What’s the fun in killing him instantly?
(Hammond grabs Boko by the neck
Hammond: This is for making me look like a fool.
(Hammond throws Boko into a wall. He falls down with a bloody nose but Hammond grabs him by the legs)
Hammond: This is for freeing my captives.
(Hammond slams Boko into a wooden shelf holding a bunch of porcelain vases)
Terrance: MY VASES!
(Hammond then notices a bucket of water)
Hammond: And this… IS FOR BITING OFF THE TIP OF MY NOSE!
(Hammond holds Boko’s head underwater. He keeps squirming around but eventually stops before Hammond reemerges him. Boko gets a weak expression)
Hammond: Had enough.
Boko: I’ll have enough…. when I tell you I have enough…
(Natalie brings out a cat carrier and Hammond throws Boko in it)
Hammond: That was only just the beginning. Once we get back to the shack, I have a whole list of torture plans for you. Not only that, but a little something to do with your fellow escapees.
Boko: No… my friends… didn’t escape…
Hammond: Exactly. And now that I captured all four of you, I can begin my plan to rid of cretins like you. Come on Natty baby. Let’s take this cretin back to the shack.
Natalie: Wait what about these two? If we let them go, they’re gonna tell the cops about us.
Hammond: Take these two with them. I brought my truck so go ahead and throw them in the back. Under the black tarp.
Terrance: Wait if you're gonna take us, please just leave my son out of this. He’s only 14.
Hammond: Hmmm.. Nah. The more the merrier. Besides, we’ll need collateral.
Terrance: Please don’t-
Natalie: SHUT UP!
(Natalie grabs duct tape and puts it on the mouths of the two)
Hammond: Let’s go and try not to draw attention.
(Hammond and Natalie tie Terrance and Justin up and throw them in the back of the truck and drive away. It cuts back to the shack where they park)
Hammond: Well here we are.
Natalie: What do we do with these two?
Hammond: Put them in the basement. We can deal with them later. Right now I have important things to do.
Natalie: Alrighty.
(Hammond and Natalie grab Justin and Terrance and throw them down the basement)
Hammond: Alright that’s them dealt with.
Natalie: Yep. Well anyways, I still have access to my boyfriend, i mean Ex boyfriends credit card.
Hammond: That’s nice. Make sure you bankrupt that loser.
Natalie: Will do. By the way, you don’t mind if i use your truck to drive to the mall would you?
Hammond: Oh not at all sweet cheeks.
Natalie: Thanks Hammy, you’re the best.
Hammond: Anything for my natty baby.
(The two kiss again)
Boko: Eugh. Get a room.
(Hammond shakes the cage)
Boko: GAH!
Hammond: Quiet Rodent! Before I slam you against the wall again! Don’t take too long, I'm gonna need that truck later to have a meeting with the mayor.
Natalie: Don’t worry, I won’t be long.
(Natalie leaves)
Boko: So I'm guessing you're gonna throw me in the rabbit prison again?
Hammond: I don’t think so. I don’t want to risk you escaping considering all those hijinks you committed. You get a special place in my office.
(Hammond laughs as Boko groans in annoyance. They pass by the prison room where Boko sees Froakie, Dip, and Dive in cages)
Boko: My friends.
(Hammond walks into his office and places Boko’s cage down)
Boko: Agh! Not so rough!
Hammond: Quiet you. Just be lucky you're not gonna end up like the rest of the bunnies in Cypher City.
Boko: I’m pretty sure they are smart enough not to go out chasing bear traps anymore.
Hammond: You think I don’t know that, genius? That’s why I came up with the bright idea of Operation Gas Bunnies.
Boko: Operation what what?
Hammond: “groan” Then let me explain, you little pea brained rodent.
(Hammond brings out a box like contraption)
Boko: What the hell is that?
Hammond: This is a ground gasser. Rabbits in cypher city usually live in tunnels under the city, so when we put this in one of the tunnels, and activate it, gas will spread throughout the tunnels which stops them from breathing, and then about a while later, poof, they’re all dead. And once everyone knows that all rabbits are deceased, I will take the credit for killing all the rabbits, and i'm gonna be the richest man in Cypher City, then the country of Florida, then the whole USA, and then… the world…
Boko: Okay I see so many red flags in that. Not only is that illegal, but don't you guys like cooking rabbits?
Hammond: If it means that crops will no longer be stolen, then we can accept the fact that rabbits are extinct.
Boko: You're a monster.
Hammond: Hey don’t hate the player, hate the game.
(Hammond chuckles as Boko gets angry. The doorbell is ringing)
Hammond: Ooh! That must be my door dash! A poacher can’t win on an empty stomach.
(Hammond leaves)
Boko: I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t let him do this. And what about Justin and Froakie, and the dust bunnies, I can’t let him hurt them. But what can I do? I’m stuck in this stupid cat carrier!
(Boko angrily bangs on the cat carrier door and it opens)
Boko: … Those doofuses forgot to lock the cat carrier door. Maybe I can use this to my advantage.
(Boko hears footsteps and closes the cat carrier door)
Hammond: Back with my grub hub. I’ve been craving this cheese burger all day.
Boko: Hey uh i know this is a stupid question but uhh… can I have some.
Hammond: Oh sure.
Boko: Really?
Hammond: Yeah? You can have the burger wrapper! Wait hold on, I gotta lick what the burger left on it first.
(Hammond grabs the burger wrapper and licks everything off of it)
Hammond: There ya go twerp.
(Hammond throws the slobbery wrapper at Boko)
Boko: Eugh… I'm not hungry…
Hammond: Cool then starve for all I care.
(Hammond starts eating)
Hammond: Mmmm. This is delicious.
Boko: Yeah, eat up fatty.
Hammond: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Boko: I said I eat patties.
Hammond: Oh me too. That’s why I'm eating this cheeseburger right now. AND YOU’RE NOT! HAHAHAH!
Boko: “scoffs”
(A while later Hammond is seen having fallen asleep on his desk)
Boko: Hey Hammond! You asleep?
(Hammond doesn’t respond and continues sleeping. Boko opens the cat carrier door and sneaks away. It cuts to the prison room where Froakie is seen asleep and Dip and Dive are playing go fish)
Dip: Got any Death Creepers?
Dive: Go fish.
(Boko sneaks into the room)
Boko: Psst! Guys!
(Froakie awakens)
Froakie: God? Is that you?
Boko: What!? No! It’s me, Boko!
Dive: Got any Satan’s Breath?
Dip: Oh hey Boko!
Dive: No, Satan’s Breath.
Dip: No Boko’s here!
Dive: Oh hey Boko!
Froakie: Boko? You escaped! Why is your face all Bloody?
Boko: Yeah I kind of spit in Hammond’s face and then he beat the crap out of me.
Dip: Damn.
Dive: Yeah Hammond is known to act out a little bit.
Dip: Surprised you're still alive.
Boko: Yeah, I think he broke like two of my ribs.
Froakie: Well how did you escape?
Boko: Long story short, there's this friendly kid named Justin who let me into his house, but apparently Hammond tracked me down there because of this tracker on the back of my head, and he also notified Justin’s step mom, who turns out to be a gold digger and is dating Hammond, i got beat up, and they trapped me in a cat carrier, which they actually forgot to lock the door so thats why im out, Justin and Terence are kidnapped and locked in the basement. And apparently Hammond has this entire plan to gas all bunnies underground.
Dip and Dive: WHAT!?
Boko: Yep apparently he already has this box thing he plans to put in the tunnels in order to gas all the rodents underground.
Froakie: But that’s illegal!
Boko: I know but apparently this bastard doesn't care. Listen, I've got a plan. Apparently he has plans to talk to the mayor of Cypher City, and I think I know a way to stop his illegal hunting ways for good.
Froakie: How so?
Boko: I’ll explain later, right now we gotta focus on getting yall out of here.
Dip: Well how do we get out of here? Hammond upgraded the locks on here. He made proof of almost everything.
(Froakie shoots water at the lock causing it to malfunction and fall off)
Dive: Oh. But it’s not waterproof.
Dip: Sooo what now?
Boko: Now you all go ahead and run off.
Froakie: What about you?
Boko: I'm gonna head back to the cage, because I don't want him to get suspicious. Before you leave, head to the basement, there are two tied up people down there. Afterwards, make sure to come to the shack often in case he starts his gas bunnies plan.
Froakie: Alright. Let’s go boys.
Dip and Dive: Right!
(The three run off)
Boko: Good luck guys!
(Boko runs back to Hammond’s office and enters the cage and slowly closes it)
Boko: Let's hope everything goes to plan.
(It cuts to outside the shack where Hammond grabs the cage and leaves)
Hammond: Time to go. Woops, wait, one more thing.
(Hammond puts the cage down and heads back to the shack. Boko notices 6 eyes in a bush. Hammond walks out with the ground gasser and places it in a hole in the ground. He presses a button and a 5 minute timer is seen on it)
Hammond: There we go.
(Hammond grabs boko and enters a truck where Natalie is seen in the passenger seat)
Natalie: Took you long enough.
Hammond: Yeah, I had to set up something real quick. Got the rabbit. Let's go. Can’t be late.
Natalie: Right.
(The truck starts and it drives off)
Froakie: Coast clear?
Dip: Should be.
Dive: Let’s roll.
(The three race out of the bush and run to the ground gasser machine)
Froakie: Alright this must be the machine Boko talked about.
Dip: Well how do we turn it off?
Dive: Hmmm. Looks like this thing has a timer.
Dip: Five minutes? Wow. We gotta hurry.
Dive: Well where's the off switch?
Froakie: Hmmm. I have a feeling it’s more complicated than that. These situations remind me of bomb threats.
Dive: So what do we do?
Froakie: Stand aside men. I think I got this under control.
(Froakie opens up a hatch of the machine and re arranges some of the wires)
Froakie: Just gotta put this here…. Then there… the yellow to yellow, blue to blue, change that to red… and… done. Alright.
(The timer then stops)
Froakie: Phew!
(The timer than changes to 30 seconds and starts going down)
Froakie: OH GOD!
Dip: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD THIS UNDER CONTROL!?
Froakie: I SAID “I THINK” I HAD THIS UNDER CONTROL!
Dive: Guys calm down! Screaming is not gonna fix anything.
(The machine then turns on)
Dip: Uh guys it turned on?
Dive: Well hurry up and find a way to TURN IT OFF!
(It cuts to the White Rabbit’s tree where he and his family are seen eating breakfast)
White Rabbit’s wife: Morning honey? How is your leg?
(The White Rabbit is seen wearing a cast)
White Rabbit: Getting a little better. The doctor said until the prosthetic is ready, I'll have to use a cane to walk.
(Suddenly green gas starts entering the room)
White Rabbit’s Wife: “sniff” What’s that “cough” awful smell.
White Rabbit: What the- “cough cough” Hell!?
White Rabbit’s Child 1: Daddy “cough” What’s going on? “Coughing”
White Rabbit’s Child 2: I don't wanna “cough” Die..
(The gas fills up the room and the four fall down unconscious. It then cuts back to cypher city where people are seen surrounding the place)
Citizen 1: So is the rabbit problem fixed yet?
Citizen 2: I’m tired of my crops being stolen.
Mayor: Everyone please, your questions will be answered soon.
(Hammond’s truck parks nearby and he exits)
Hammond: Sorry for being late to the party.
Mayor: You took your time coming here didn’t you.
Hammond: Overslept a bit, eh who cares. Anyways, Cypher City, I present to you… The pest.
(Hammond places down the cage with Boko still in it)
Farmer 1: Is that him?
Farmer 2: Looks like it.
Farmer 3: HE TOOK MY WATERMELONS!
Mayor: Well Hammond I gotta say I'm impressed. You actually caught the rabbit who's been stealing from the entire city. Especially after you’re. Ahem. Series of incidents that happened.
Hammond: Yeah I don’t like talking about that. So about my money?
Mayor: Ah yes a deal is a deal. Julia, bring the briefcase.
(Julia sighs and leaves and comes back with a briefcase of $500,000 dollars)
Hammond: Hello hello!
(Hammond is about to grab the briefcase when)
Justin: Hold it!
(Justin and Terence are seen walking out of a car with angered expressions)
Hammond: What the?!
Natalie: “whispering” I thought we had them tied up well.
Hammond: “whispering” We did. Some narc must have freed them.
Justin: That man doesn’t deserve any money. He’s a villain and an animal abuser!
Terrance: Not to mention he tied us up along with my ex wife!
Hammond: Oh really and do you have any proof?
(The two stay silent)
Hammond: That’s what I thought. Does anyone else have any bullshit objections before I leave for Las Vegas?
Boko: Actually, I got something to say.
(Everyone gasps as Boko opens the cage door and walks out)
Hammond: OH WHAT NOW!?
Boko: This beardo over here has committed crimes such as animal torture, and he currently has an elaborate scheme to posion all underground rabbit life.
Mayor: Is that rabbit calling you a criminal?
Hammond: No you must need to go back to your meds.
Julia: Mayor, I don’t mean to alarm you, but I just got word that there has been poisonous gas spreaded through the tunnels underground.
Mayor: What?!
Boko: No! They failed!
Hammond: HAH! YES! MY PLAN WORKED!
(Everyone looks at Hammond)
Hammond: Oh I mean boo hoo. Poor underground life. Oh well, at least we don’t need to worry about rabbits anymore. Now i’ll just take my money-
Froakie: I don’t think so.
(Froakie Dip and Dive are seen, with the latter two carrying the ground gasser device)
Hammond: WHAT THE HELL!?
Boko: You guys got the machine?
Froakie: Yes we did.
Boko: But we just heard that the underground was gassed?
Froakie: Yeah we may or may not have messed with the police scanners, but it was only to keep Hammond’s guard down. Lay down the device boys.
(Dip and Dive lay down the device)
Froakie: This is the ground gasser device, constructed by Hammond for the sole purpose of gassing underground life, including rabbits.
Mayor: But if rabbits underground were also gassed, other underground life would be in trouble too?
Froakie: Yeah that was a thing that would happen, but Hammond didn’t care, he just wanted praise for hunting all the rabbits in town.
(Everyone looks at Hammond)
Hammond: Okay but they are just animals with a machine, they could be making up stories!
Mayor: He does have a point.
Hammond: See I have a point! Now I'm taking my money-
White Rabbit: Not just wait a minute!
Hammond: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
White Rabbit: Hammond gassed the underground where my family and I were eating breakfast, we almost died from the gas but luckily the machine was shut down before any fatalities could happen!
Boko: How was the machine shut down?
Froakie: Well…
(Flashback)
(The machine then turns on)
Dip: Uh guys it turned on?
Dive: Well hurry up and find a way to TURN IT OFF!
(Froakie panics and blasts water into the machine causing it to short circuit and break)
Froakie: Oh… well that worked.
(It cuts back to the White Rabbit family where the gas disappears and everyone gets back up)
White Rabbit: Ow… my head. Is everyone okay?
(Flashback end)
Mayor: Hammond is this all true?
Hammond: “scoff” Of course not! Are you really just gonna believe a bunch of talking animals?
Julia: Well the police scanner says otherwise.
Terrance: Plus he was in cahoots with my ex wife!
(Everyone starts angrily mobbing at Hammond. Hammond looks at Natalie who nods. She brings out the pistol)
Natalie: ALRIGHT! NOBODY MOVE!
Boko: Uh oh. Bitch has gone mad again.
Natalie: Now you listen here! Unless you want everyone to get a bullet in their head, we’re taking the money and we’re leaving.
(Natalie walks up to Julia)
Natalie: Hand over the money.
(Julia is about to give the briefcase but instead hits Natalie over the head with it knocking her down)
Hammond: NO! YOU BITCH!
(Natalie gets back up but part of her head is dented)
Natalie: Y-you done. “Stutter” Did it now!
(Natalie is about to shoot Julia but she kicks the gun out of her hand and the gun misfires shooting part of Natalie’s head off to reveal circuits)
Mayor: A ROBOT!?
Hammond: Aw shit. Uhhh.
(Hammond grabs the briefcase and runs to the truck)
Boko: Hey he’s getting away!
Natalie: Must protect…
(Natalie grabs the gun and starts shooting and the crowd runs and screams for cover)
Froakie: Go after him!
Boko: What about you guys?
Froakie: We’ll be fine. We dealt with situations worse than this. GO HURRY!
(Boko runs to the truck as Hammond turns the ignition and drives off)
Boko: Damn it! How can I catch up to him!
(Boko notices Wooldoor Sockbat eating an ice cream next to a bike)
Boko: Hey kid! I need to borrow your bike!
Wooldoor: Okay. That will be 60 bucks.
Boko: “Sigh” Fourty.
Wooldoor: Seventy.
(Boko throws money at Wooldoor and gets on his bike and drives off after Hammond. Hammond looks in the rearview mirror and sees Boko)
Hammond: That rabbit just doesn’t know when to quit… Luckily I still have Pest control on speed dial.
(Hammond quickly texts something and continues driving)
Boko: Doesn't that guy know not to text and drive.
(Pest control trucks then race up behind Boko)
Boko: Uh oh. That ain't good.
Pest Control 1: Pest in sight.
Pest Control 2: Locked and loaded.
(One of the pest control workers is seen holding a tranquilizer gun and shoots at Boko but he keeps dodging)
Boko: Woah! That one trimmed my nose hair!
(The worker shoots again but they ran out of ammo)
Pest Control 2: Darn! Out of ammo!
Pest Control 3: Time for plan B. Ram em.
(The pest control van goes into full force and rams into Boko’s bike sending him flying into a fish market then out into an alleyway. He lands in a garbage can and comes out with a fish on his head)
Boko: GET OFF OF ME!
(Boko removes the fish from his head)
Boko: Well at least im hidden from the pest control.
Pest Control 1: (voice) He’s over here!
Boko: What the?! How did they find me?
(Boko scratches his head in confusion but feels something metal on the back of his head)
Boko: The tracker I forgot about it! I gotta remove this!
Pest Control 2: THERE HE IS!
Boko: CRAP! GOTTA MOVE!
(Boko runs through the alley and runs into the Alley Cats)
Alley Cat 2: Hey you're the rabbit who doesn’t like nachos!
Alley Cat 1: Hey are you gonna eat that fish?
Boko: Hmmm. If I give you this fish, can you help me with something?
Alley Cat 3: Sure. Anything for a good meal.
(The Pest Control workers barge in)
Pest Control 1: Get the rabbit!
Alley Cat 1: ATTACK!
(The cats pounce at the Pest Control workers and attack them)
Pest Control 1: AGH!
Pest Control 2: GET THESE DAMN CATS OFF OF ME!
Pest Control 3: THEY’RE SCRATCHING MY F*CKING EYES!
(Boko runs off)
Boko: Now to get rid of this tracker!
(Boko grabs the tracker and throws it into another alley. He hides and the Pest Control workers come running out)
Pest Control 1: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS RABBIT!
Pest Control 2: Where is he now!?
Pest Control 3: The radar says he’s in this alley!
Pest Control 1: LETS GET HIM!
(In the alley Johnny Old Boy and the garfelfs are seen bringing out food from a dumpster)
Johnny Old Boy: Man I am smart! In order to save money for groceries, we can take money from the dumpster instead.
Garfoogle: Yay. Expired bread.
Principle Garfelf: Do you guys hear someone coming?
Johnny Old Boy: If it’s that rabbit again I'm ready for him-
Pest Control 1: FREEZE RABBIT!
(The pest control worker shoots a tranquilizer dart at Johnny old boy’s face making his face half paralyzed)
Pest Control 1: Oh my god I am so, so sorry.
Johnny Old Boy: hoW DaRe yoU. you SHouLD no BEtTER tHAN to shoOT HANdSoME strangERS In The fACE. i OuGHta sHoVE tHIs rULER Up YOur AnUS-
(Before Johnny old boy can do anything, he falls down face planted)
This is a Fatass: Get f***ed, n***a.
(Boko runs out of the Alleyway)
Boko: Okay dealt with the Pest Control, but I lost Hammond. If I was Hammond, where would I go? “Snap” The shack of course! Luckily I've gone there and back many times to know the definitive route.
(Boko runs off. It cuts back to Hammond driving off)
Hammond: Gotta head back to the shack. Now that Natalie has been revealed to be an android I bought from that purple robed old man, I’m on my own now. I gotta move to Vegas and never go back.
(Boko is seen sitting on a bench reading a newspaper to disguise himself. Hammond’s truck comes racing by)
Hammond: Now I also gotta change my name. Maybe Hamlin? Nah that sounds like the name of a hippo-
(Boko jumps on the windshield)
Boko: GOTCHA!
Hammond: AW CRAP!
(Hammond’s car starts swerving and crashes into “Chica’s Bakery” where Chica and Cupcake witness it from a block away)
Chica: We should really think of moving away.
Cupcake: I’m a cupcake… (Agreed…)
(Hammond walks out of the wreck dazed)
Hammond: Agh. My head. Great, my truck is totaled now.
(Hammond notices a weak Boko)
Boko: Ugh… my back hurts.
Hammond: Heheheh. You've goofed up now, rabbit.
(Hammond goes into the trunk and grabs his hunting rifle and walks up to Boko)
Hammond: I should have done this when I first caught you. Any last words.
Boko: “insert insult here”
Hammond: … Alright. Funs over.
(Hammond is about to pull the trigger but then he drops the gun and screams in pain)
Hammond: OW MY HEAD!
(Boko looks up and sees Pecky pecking Hammond’s head)
Hammond: AGH GET THIS THING OFF OF MY HEAD!
(Hammond uses his gun as a bat to try and swing Pecky away. Boko then notices the truck is still in ignition and enters it. Pecky causes Hammond to fall onto the road and Boko backs onto the road. Hammond looks up in horror)
Boko: THIS IS FOR BEATING ME UP AND HURTING OTHER ANIMALS!
(Boko rams into Hammond at full speed sending him flying)
Hammond: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Hammond falls into the vegetable stand)
Shop Owner: GOD DAMN IT! THIS AGAIN OLD MAN!?
(Police Cars then surround Hammond)
Policeman: Hammond, you are under arrest for animal abuse and theft.
Hammond: You don’t understand, it’s the rabbit’s fault, he keeps ruining me!
Policeman: Yeah, tell that to the judge.
Froakie: Boko!
Boko: Froakie! You guys alright?
Froakie: Yeah. Natalie put up a hell of a fight but we managed to put her down.
Boko: How so if I may ask.
Froakie: I’ll tell you in a flashback.
(Flashback)
(Natalie is seen going crazy shooting everywhere)
Dip: That bitch is going crazy.
Dive: What do we do, Froakie!?
Froakie: I think there’s one thing I can do.
(Froakie jumps out)
Natalie: Must… exterminate…
Froakie: DRINK THIS BITCH!
(Froakie shoots a water laser into Natalie’s face causing her to short circuit)
Natalie: Ohhh… no…
(Natalie explodes)
Froakie: Wow. If I had a nickel every time water helped me today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.
(End explosion)
Boko: Wow. How anticlimactic.
Froakie: Who’s your bird friend?
Boko: Oh this is Pecky. He’s from my hometown. Speaking of which, how did you know to come save me Pecky?
(Pecky flies to a tree and pecks the sentence “I followed your footsteps over to the city and heard you were being hunted by that bearded freak, so i decided to come help”)
Boko: Wow thanks. Hey I want to apologize for me snapping at you a week ago.
(Pecky carves the sentence “It’s okay”. Boko smiles. Back at the town hall everyone is seen recovering from the attack)
Mayor: Well, having a guest be an animal abuser along with having a murderous android girlfriend was not something i thought i would see today.
Julia: I can agree with that sir.
Terrance: Hey I gotta say, thanks for helping get rid of that gold digger. I never thought she would have been a robot this whole time.
Julia: True.
Terrance: I’m Terrance Hardaway by the way.
Julia: Julia. So are you doing anything this weekend?
Terrance: Well I have work off this weekend.
Julia: Cool.
Justin: Are you okay Chloe?
Chloe: I'm fine. Is the mean lady gone?
Justin: Yes. I believe she’ll be gone for good now.
Chloe: Good.
(Chloe walks off)
Justin: Jeez so much happened. I need to sit down.
(Boko walks up and sits next to Justin)
Boko: Hey Justin.
Justin: Oh hey Boko. I heard what happened with Hammond. Dumbass got what he deserved.
Boko: Yeah. Man, I never thought I would deal with an adventure like this after I ran away from home.
Justin: You ran away from your own home?
Boko: Yeah, I ran off because I felt they don’t love me. That I was nothing but a burden to them.
Justin: Ah. You know I thought about running away once.
Boko: You did?
Justin: Yeah, but I decided not to, because you can’t run away from all of your problems. And sometimes, you have problems just so you can make solutions that can change your life for the better.
Boko: Hmm… I see. Thanks Justin I think I made up my mind. I’m going home.
Justin: Ah. Well it was nice meeting you Boko. I hope you have fun seeing your family again.
Boko: Thanks Justin.
Froakie: Wait, you're leaving already?
Boko: Yeah. I think after dealing with a bearded asshole, i’d rather survive home than deal here. No offense.
Dip: Eh it’s quite alright.
Dive: We’ve lived here our whole life to get used to the stuff here.
Froakie: I guess we parted ways. Hopefully not forever.
Boko: We might meet each other again someday. Maybe I will visit once or twice a month.
Froakie: Or maybe we can come to Pensacola sometime.
Boko: That would be cool. Well, au revoir my friends. Come on Pecky.
(Boko gets on Pecky and they fly away as Boko waves goodbye and the others wave back. As soon as Boko disappears into the sky, Dip and Dive look at Pecky's messages engraved on the tree)
Dip: So are those gonna stay there forever or..
(It cuts back to Bugs house where he and Lola are seen packing out boxes)
Lola: Bugs, are you sure it’s a good idea to move out?
Bugs: Hey if the police aren't gonna do their job at finding my son, i'm gonna have to move to every house in the neighborhood in order to find him.
Lola: Yeah but what if he comes back here and finds out that his parents moved out.
Bugs: “sigh” I don’t know. It’s been a week without Boko and I just don’t know what to do anymore.
(Boko is seen walking behind Bugs)
Bugs: If only he was here right now I would promise to be a better father from now on…
Boko: Hey dad.
Bugs: Not now Boko I'm mourning your disappearance.
(Bugs then gets a shocked expression)
Boko: Jeez what's with all these boxes. You giving up on me already?
Bugs and Lola: BOKO!
(The two run to Boko and hug him)
Boko: Jeez I was only gone a week.
Lola: Oh Boko we missed you so much!
Bugs: Words cannot describe how happy I am to see you again!
Boko: I’m sorry for running away Mom and Dad. I guess I just felt selfish and thought running away from my problems would fix everything.
Bugs: I should also apologize as well, Boko. What we did to you during the election was unforgivable.
Lola: Even though what you did was really stupid, we should have been responsible parents.
Bugs: We all do really stupid things.
Lola: And even if you have stolen food from the entire world, we would still love you.
Boko: ..I love you guys.
(The three embrace)
Boko: Now I just gotta reunite with one more person.
Bugs: Who would that be?
(It cuts back to Sunny’s house were she is seen with a bored expression checking over her garden)
Sunny: 43 tomatoes… 38 cabbages… 24 corn stalks… 35 carrots- wait a minute.
(Sunny looks over her carrot patch again and notices all the carrots missing)
Sunny: WHAT THE!? WHERE DID ALL OF MY CARROTS GO!?
(Sunny hears munching from behind her and looks behind to see none other than)
Boko: Oops! Boko did it again.
(Boko laughs and runs off. Sunny chuckles to herself)
Sunny: Here we go again.
(Sunny grabs a rake and chases after Boko around the garden. It shows a birds eye view of the garden and then chasing around in circles and the camera moves away from Pensacola. It then fades away. It cuts to a courtroom where a gavel is seen banging against a table)
Judge Pooby: ORDER ORDER ORDER! I am the Honorable Judge Pooby! Today we will be hearing the case of Hammond (Insert Surname Here) vs Cypher City. Now Hammond, you are being charged for many charges including, animal abuse, illegal hunting practices, kidnapping, frognapping, and crashing your vehicle into “Chica’s Bakery” which they are also suing you for, and apparently your girlfriend was a gold digging robot. Hammond, what is your explanation to all of this?
Hammond: I have an explanation. You see it wasn’t my fault at all, it was only the extreme lengths i had to go to in order to catch that damn rabbit!
Judge Pooby: Hmmm. I see. I can relate to having to deal with a damn rabbit once. That was until I divorced my ex wife. But that doesn’t excuse the acts that you did. So I sentence your hunting license to be taken away indefinitely, and you will go through 30 months community service. Court is adjourned.
Hammond: Judge please don’t do this!
Judge Pooby: I already made up my mind. Now i’m gonna go back to Pensacola because this city sucks ass.
(Judge Pooby leaves as Hammond gets red in the face)
Hammond: Ohhh I hate that rabbit…
(It cuts back to Rickey still duct taped to the wall)
Rickey: Hello? Is anyone out there? Somebody?! … I think I left the oven on…
(The season ends there)
== Season 2 ==
Season Two revolves around Boko who is going back to school, and meets new friends of his own there. At the same time, he meets another rabbit who is stealing in secret, and changes his life forever. This is Far From the Burrow Season Two!
=== Episode 1 - Back to School! ===
SYNOPSIS - In the first episode of season 2, Boko is woken by his father for his first day of school, we see how his life is at Pensacola Elementary.
(It starts off on a dark stormy night on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Boko is seen wearing a yellow raincoat)
Boko: (Voiceover) There I was in the middle of the ocean on a dark stormy night. I have set out to fulfill my goal of catching the all mighty sea beast.
(Lightning strikes)
Boko: (Voiceover) All those who failed to catch him before have perished, but I was going to come back a hero.
(A groan is heard from the sea)
Boko: Gasp!
Boko: (Voiceover) I know that noise. He’s here.
(Boko looks in awe as a giant carrot comes flying out of the sea and drops in making a huge splash)
Boko: (Voiceover) The Moby carrot… No turning back now…
(Boko goes into a suitcase and brings out a pea)
Boko: (Voiceover) Nothing goes well with carrots than peas.
(Boko attaches the pea to the fishing rod)
Boko: (Voiceover) Now I had to wait until he takes the bait…
(Boko waits a bit and taps his foot impatiently)
Boko: (Voiceover) Hmph. He’s taking his sweet time isn’t he-
(Suddenly Boko is jolted forward by a force in the rod)
Boko: (Voiceover) CRAP NEVER MIND!
(Boko strains as he pulls on the rod)
Boko: (Voiceover) He’s resisting! Now is a good time to activate the trap.
(Boko kicks a lever that releases a rope and a fish net traps the moby carrot)
Boko: Yes!
Boko: (Voiceover) It worked. Now I gotta pull him up!
(Another groan is heard and the boat starts shaking)
Boko: WHAT THE!?
(The Moby Carrot releases from the Net and jumps over the boat)
Boko: (voiceover) Impossible! How did he escape the net!
(The Moby Carrot causes a big splash that tips the boat over)
Boko: NO NO NO!
(The boat tips over causing Boko to submerge in the water below as he becomes unconscious)
Boko: (Voiceover) So this is how I die… never thought it would be this way. I can’t believe I wasted my life. I never graduated from my school… I have never even kissed a girl yet… I guess some things are learned the hard way…
???: Boko…
(Boko opens his eyes)
Boko: (voiceover) That voice… is it god reaching out to me? Am I going to heaven?
???: Boko… 
Boko: (Voiceover) I see a light. I always thought i would go to hell, but i guess life is full of surprises.
???: Boko… Boko…
(The light transforms into Bugs’ face)
Bugs: BOKO!
(Boko wakes up from his bed revealing all of this to be a dream)
Bugs: Finally you're up. Can’t be late for your first day of school.
Boko: Ugh, Dad. You woke me up from my dream! I was about to catch the Moby Carrot. Before I got submerged and drowned to my death.
Bugs: Glad you had fun, anyway, your mother made breakfast, come downstairs. And don’t forget to brush your teeth first.
Boko: “sigh”
(Boko walks out of his room. It cuts to downstairs in the kitchen where Boko sits down)
Lola: Morning Boko, I made your favorite, wakey wakey eggs and bakery.
Boko: Please don’t ever say that again.
(Lola lays down the plate and Boko picks at it)
Lola: Boko, how many times do I have to tell you not to pick your food.
Boko: It’s not my fault. Eating the same breakfast every morning kinda gets repetitive.
Lola: Well I would make something new if your father brought in enough money.
Bugs: Hey I told you they made cuts at work. Just be lucky I'm still paying the bills. Anyways, hurry up and eat Boko, can’t be late on your first day.
(Boko shrugs and eats)
Boko: This food is cold.
Bugs: Ah would you look at that it starts in 30 minutes. Well come on Boko, lets go over the basics.
Lola: But he didn’t even finish his food yet.
(Boko and Bugs walk off)
Lola: Hey! “Sigh” Great. More food wasted.
(Lola throws the uneaten eggs out the window into a trashcan where an egg falls on a sleeping Hansel)
Hansel: Huh… ayy eggies.
(Hansel eats the eggs. It cuts back to the living room)
Bugs: Alright Boko, let’s go over what we have? You got everything packed up.
Boko: Yeah. I have everything in this backpack.
Bugs: Good. Also remember this school doesn’t provide a bus, and my car is currently in the shop right now.
Boko: I know which is why i have this GPS and a walkman to keep me entertained.
Bugs: Also just one more thing. You see that thing over there?
Boko: What thing I don’t see-
(A spitball is shot at Boko)
Boko: Ow! What the hell dad?
Bugs: See Boko what you will normally experience in school are spit ballers who will attack you when you're not paying attention. See that Spider over there?
Boko: SPIDER!? WHERE?!
(Bugs shoots another spitball at Boko again)
Boko: OW! STOP THAT!
Bugs: Didn’t pay attention.
Boko: You’re annoying.
Bugs: Now do you notice that-
Boko: NO I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!
Bugs: See, you’re learning! I can tell this first day is gonna go swimmingly for you, son!
Boko: (through gritted teeth) Gee I sure hope so…
Bugs: Haha, now in all seriousness, some fatherly advice. School can be a very unforgiving place at most times, there are many things that you might not be prepared for.
Boko: I’m pretty sure I can survive an average year of elementary school, dad.
Bugs: Okay, just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
(Boko walks out the door)
Bugs: And remember, when someone is causing you trouble, what do you tell ‘em?
Boko: That my dad is the looney tunes star who bested Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd.
Bugs: That’s my boy. Alright go get 'em.
(Boko walks off as Lola walks out)
Lola: Do you think he’ll really be safe at school, you know given his track record?
Bugs: Relax. He’s Boko Bunny. What harm could he do?
(Lola looks at Bugs)
Bugs: Okay, but still. He’s a smart kid. He’s been through worse before. Just give faith.
Lola: “sigh” Alright, but if he goes missing for another week, who’s fault is it ?
(Bugs and Lola laugh)
Lola: Seriously.
(Boko turns on a podcast on his walkman)
F. Eel Goode: Hello you are listening to F. Eel Goode, when I'm taking a stroll on my first day to a place like a job or school, I like to listen to positive upbeat songs. Here’s one of my favorites, Mr. Blue Sky by ELO!
Boko: Cool not like this song’s overrated or anything.
(Mr. Blue Sky plays as Boko strolls through town. On his way he passes Sunny’s house where the two stare at each other and then go back to normal as they pass by each other. At the end of the first chorus, Boko walks up to a school titled “Pensacola Elementary”)
Boko: Welp. Here’s the place. Time to begin a full 4 semesters of boredom and terrible lunch food. Fun.
(Boko walks inside and walks to a desk where he lays his bag next to the chair. It shows more of the room revealing desks with other students sat down, including a racoon, a skunk, and an orange cat)
Racoon: Oh hey I haven't seen you before. What’s your name?
Boko: Boko. Who the heck are you guys?
Racoon: Oh my name's Rosco! The others are Stacy, Cameron, and Batty.
Stacy: Hi!
(Boko looks around confused)
Boko: But I only see three of you. Where's the fourth one?
Batty: I’m up here.
(Boko looks up to see a bat standing on the ceiling)
Boko: Oh. That explains it.
Cameron: Puh. What kind of name is Boko. Sounds like a ripoff of a train name. Not to mention your face looks like an ass when you smile.
(Cameron snort laughs)
Batty: Well to be fair I have seen a lot of ugly things around this city.
Cameron: Like what?
Batty: You for instance.
(Everyone but Stacy laughs)
Stacy: Shhh guys shut up the teacher is coming.
(A female yellow duck with brown hair comes in)
Duck: Hello class!
Boko: Who is this transgender daffy duck looking ass?
(Everyone laughs but stop as the teacher slams her the table)
Duck: I see you’re filled with jokes today, well rule number one of the classroom is that there are to be no jokes.
Boko: Pfff. Fun killer.
Duck: Rule number two is talking while I'm talking. Now it's time for me to introduce myself.
(The teacher writes her name “Mrs. Russo” on the board)
Tina Russo: My name is Mrs. Russo, and while I am your teacher, i am to be respected and you will behave.
Boko: Yeah because people behave at school.
(Everyone laughs)
Tina Russo: ENOUGH! Since we are all snarky today, why don’t we warm up on our first day with some Math.
(Everyone groans)
Tina Russo: I don’t wanna hear it. Now.
(Tina throws red buttons at everyone)
Tina: I am going to ask some math questions, and whoever has the answer first presses the red button.
(Tina throws a button at Batty only for it to fall to the floor)
Batty: Aw come on.
Tina Russo: Now, first question. What is 5 - 2?
(Boko presses the button)
Button: Three.
Boko: Wtf?...
Tina Russo: That is correct Boko. Points for you. Next Question, what is 6 x 3?
(Rosco presses the button)
Button: 18.
Tina Russo: That is correct Rosco. Seems these answers are getting easy, let's go for some hard ones. What is 30 / 5?
Boko: Six.
Tina Russo: EHHH! WRONG!
Boko: What!? But 30 / 5 is six!
Tina Russo: True, but you're supposed to press the button if you have the answer. Points off for being a dumbass.
Boko: But if you press the button it just cheats and gives you the answer anyway, it's only the first day of school and already it makes zero sense!
Bell: FUCKING RING RING RING!
Tina Russo: Op, that’s the lunch bell. Everyone head on over to lunch.
Boko: Wow. That was the quickest class I've ever been into.
(It cuts to the lunch room where Boko and the others are eating square pizza)
Boko: To be honest I don’t get the whole button thing. Like it was literally cheating and giving us the answers.
Rosco: Hey at least we know the answers, next time we need to answer them.
Boko: Still cheating. And besides, part of school is learning how to do things yourself.
Cameron: Okay smartass.
Stacy: So Boko, tell us more about yourself, what do you like to do.
Boko: Normally I like to just chill and listen to music and cause a little mischief, sometimes I steal crops from gardens, mainly one from Sunny Funny.
Batty: You mean the Iron Flower?
Rosco: Dude I'm surprised you're still in one piece.
Boko: Yeah.
Stacy: And do you get away with it?
Boko: Well uh sometimes. Most of the time my parents find out and i get spanked or grounded, depending on if they steal while they are in a bad mood or something.
Rosco: Ouch.
Boko: Yeah, you get used to it after a while, though one time i had enough that i decided to run away from home.
Rosco: Really?
Boko: Yeah but a whole bunch of shenanigans happened involving some bearded hunter weirdo, and these two ninja bunnies, and a blue frog that has the ability to shoot water.
Rosco: What?
Boko: Don’t think about it too much.
Stacy: Oh uhh interesting story Boko.
Boko: Thanks, so what is life for you guys like?
Rosco: Oh I live with my family in a giant pile of trash. On weekends we like to go dumpster diving.
Boko: Oh.. That's… interesting, Rosco.
Rosco: Thank you.
Stacy: My family lives in the country.
Cameron: My family lives in the suburbs, my dad also has an unhealthy obsession with lasagna.
Batty: I live in a cave with my family of dozens of brothers and sisters.
Boko: That's a lot of siblings.
Batty: Yeah it gets annoying for a while but you learn to get used to it.
Boko: Huh. Well that was all interesting.
Bell: FUCKING RING RING RING!
(It cuts to hours later when school ends and everyone walks outside to the parking lot. Batty walks outside only to cover his eyes from the sunlight)
Batty: AGH! MY EYES!
(Batty flies off in a blind rage flying face first into a metal pole)
Rosco: Oh, theres my dad picking me up. See ya tomorrow Boko?
Boko: Not like I have a choice.
Rosco: Hah! Good one. See ya tomorrow.
Boko: Uh huh.
(Boko walks off. It cuts back into the Bunny Residence and Boko walks back inside)
Boko: Mom, dad, i’m home-
(Bugs shoots a spitball at Boko)
Boko: DANG IT DAD!
Bugs: Hah! Never gets old!
=== Episode 2- The Wrong Rabbit! ===
SYNOPSIS - Boko is suddenly grounded by his mother and father for stealing a special crop from Sunny, even though Boko claims he did nothing wrong. He has a talk with some of his school friends about it, and they agree something suspicious is going on.
(It starts off at Sunny’s house where Buckaroo is seen watching youtube videos)
MrBeast: TODAY I AM GOING TO WALK UP TO RANDOM PEOPLE AND ASK IF THEY ARE SUBSCRIBED TO ME, AND IF THEY ARE, THEY GET ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Let's walk up to this first guy!
(MrBeast walks up to Cecil Turtle)
MrBeast: Hey there!
Cecil Turtle: What the hell do you want- HOLY CRAP IS THAT MRBEAST!
MrBeast: Yep! And I'm giving away money to subscribers, so I'm gonna ask, are you subscribed to me?
Cecil Turtle: Let me check! (Brings his phone) Aw damn I thought I was.
MrBeast: Oooh bummer! Well I got another way for you to make money!
Cecil Turtle: What is it?
MrBeast: If you can win this game of Russian Roulette, i’ll give you my entire life savings!
Cecil Turtle: Oh bet give me the gun!
(Cecil grabs the gun and puts it to his head confidently. He pulls the trigger and his head flies off)
MrBeast: Ooooh looks like he failed.
Chris: Damn son!
Chandler: Wah wah wah.
MrBeast: Alright! Tune in for the next episode where we do Squid Game, but with the hate sinks!
Buckaroo: Heh. Classic Mr Beast.
AsphaltianOof: Hey Buckaroo look, I got a squirt gun from the dollar store.
Buckaroo: (sarcastically) Oh cool a squirt gun. What’s it do?
AsphaltianOof: Uh. It squirts water, DER DER DERRRR and I thought I was the dumb one.
(Sunny comes in as AsphaltianOof shoots water at the wall)
Sunny: WOAH! Asp! What is your problem!
AsphaltianOof: Chill its just water.
Sunny: It’s not that! Well kinda. I have a garden inspector who’s coming to review my prized possession that I have been growing and fertilizing ever since I first came to Pensacola. My prized giant carrot! It’s already won 2 awards and I'm going for the big three! So I don’t want any of you doing your shenanigans today, alright?
(A knock at the door is heard)
Sunny: Gasp! That must be him!
AsphaltianOof: Can I show him my squirt gun?
Sunny: Don’t show him anything.
(Sunny opens the door where an elderly man is greeted)
Sunny: Mr. Gupta, so nice to meet you.
Mr. Gupta: Let’s make this quick, I have important business to attend to in 30 minutes.
Sunny: I promise you this will go by quick, and after you see my prized carrot you will be mind blown-
AsphaltianOof: Hey Mr. Goulash! I got a water gun and i’m not afraid to use it-
(Sunny takes the gun from Asp)
AsphaltianOof: HEY!
Sunny: You can have this back AFTER Mr. Goulash, I MEAN Mr. Gupta gets what he came for.
(Azaz walks in the room)
Azaz: Hey guys, you wanna see my most annoying animal impression!
AsphaltianOof: Yeah!
(Sunny gets in a panic and tries to silently tell Azaz not to)
Azaz: Okay! Here I go!
(Azaz is about to scream but Sunny grabs a roll of money and puts it in Azaz’s mouth)
Azaz: Mpf!?
(Sunny grabs Azaz and AsphaltianOof and pushes them outside)
Sunny: Go outside and eat at a diner or something! I don't care! JUST DONT BE HERE!
(Sunny slams the door)
Sunny: Sorry about that. Would you like a drink before we-
Mr. Gupta: I don’t have time to wait, Sunny, show me the carrot.
Sunny: Right of course. This way.
(Sunny leads Mr. Gupta to the garden as Buckaroo continues watching youtube)
Buckaroo: Tsk. Just an average tuesday.
(The two walk over to the background garden)
Sunny: Well here it is! My prized garden! It is my proudest achievement yet. Sometimes on my weekends I like to buy fertilizier to make my garden even more-
Mr. Gupta: Yeah I don’t have time for any stories. Show me the carrot or im leaving.
Sunny: Oh yes yes of course very sorry it’s right over here.
(The two walk to an area of the garden)
Sunny: Well here it is! My prized giant carrot! I have been growing it to be this size for months! So what do you think?
Mr. Gupta: I think I'm wasting my time.
Sunny: What’s so much time wasting about my prized carrot?
Mr. Gupta: … Is this a joke, Ms. Funny?
Sunny: There’s no joke, just look at my-
(Sunny looks in shock as there's nothing there)
Sunny: WHA- BU- MY- WHAT!? I- I promise you Mr. Gupta it was right there, I just don’t know where it is.
Mr. Gupta: Well what I do know is that I just wasted my time. Good day Ms. Funny.
Sunny: B-BUT I PROMISE IT WAS-
Mr. Gupta: I SAID GOOD DAY!
(Mr. Gupta storms away)
Sunny: B-but it was right there… Where did it go??
(Sunny notices rabbit sized footprints. Sunny immediately gets a pissed expression)
Sunny: Oh… you crossed the line Mchopster…
(It cuts back to school where class is in session)
Tina Russo: So the african elephant weighs as much as your mom, which is also half the weight of the entire dwarf planet pluto and-
(As Tina continues babbling on everyone looks with bored expressions)
Boko: Ugh I am soooo BORED!
Rosco: Me too…
Batty: I feel like I am going to die of boredom.
Cameron: I don’t get why y'all are so upset, knowledge is power.
Boko: Remind me to trip the orange cat next time I see him.
Rosco: Will do.
Tina Russo: Which also is equivalent to-
(A phone is heard ringing)
Tina Russo: Uh hang on, I'm getting a call. Must be my friend.
(Tina walks out of the room to call on her cell)
Tina Russo: No one do anything stupid while I'm gone.
(Tina leaves the room and closes the door behind her)
Boko: Finally she stops talking.
Stacy: Yeah but she’s gonna be back soon.
Batty: Luckily I brought something.
Rosco: What would that be?
(Batty reaches into his pocket and a whoopie cushion falls out)
Batty: Woops.
Boko: A whoopie cushion. Classic. Hand it over.
(Rosco hands Boko the cushion)
Boko: This is gonna be great.
(Boko places the cushion on the seat and runs back)
Boko: Shh shhh she’s coming.
(Tina walks in)
Tina Russo: Sorry about that children. Anyways back to where we were, now the average african elephant-
(Tina sits down and the whoopie cushion activates)
Tina Russo: AUGH WHAT THE!?
(Everyone starts laughing as Tina pulls out the coushin)
Tina Russo: Alright which one of you brats put this here!
(Boko starts whistling innocently)
Tina Russo: So nobody wants to fess up. Fine, then I have no choice but to PUNISH the whole class!
(Everyone groans)
Tina Russo: Yeah, so until the perp reveals themselves, you all have to-
Bell: FUCKING RING RING RING!
Tina Russo: … You all got lucky. Get the hell out of my classroom.
(It cuts back to the parking lot)
Rosco: Good that we were saved by the bell huh?
Boko: Yeah, who knows what would happen next.
(Cameron is seen walking up)
Rosco: Boko.
Boko: Oh yeah.
(Boko puts out his leg causing Cameron to trip)
Cameron: OW!
Boko: Hahah! Thanks for reminding me Rosco.
Rosco: No problem buddy.
Cameron: OH SCREW YOU GUYS!
(The two continue laughing as Cameron storms off)
Rosco: Well i’ll see you tomorrow Boko.
Boko: See ya.
(Boko hops off. He walks through the city and eventually makes it to his house)
Boko: ♪ Hey, hey. What’s the matter with your head. Yeah.♪
(Boko opens the door)
Boko: ♪ Hey, hey-
(Boko is interrupted as he sees Boko Lola and Sunny sitting on the couch looking at him angered)
Boko: Uh hey Mom and Dad. Whys Sunny here?
Bugs: Take a seat Boko.
Boko: Uhh I was actually gonna go upstairs-
Bugs: Take. A. Seat.
Boko: Okay okay. Taking a seat.
(Boko sits down)
Boko: Sooo what’s going on?
Bugs: Sunny tell Boko what you told me and Lola.
Sunny: Well I was going to reveal my prized giant carrot to a popular garden reviewer, but when I went to show it to him, it wasn’t there and I just embarrassed myself. And I have reasons to believe, Boko stole it!
Bugs: Boko? Is this true?
Boko: Uh no. I didn’t steal from Sunny’s at all this week. It might have been something else.
Sunny: It was you! You know why I know that? Because a trail of rabbit tracks were found on my garden, near the carrot! I have the photos to prove it.
(Sunny shows photos that she took of the footprints)
Boko: … Bitch those footprints aint mine.
Lola: Boko! Language!
Boko: What? I’m telling you all i did not steal from Sunny’s garden. Sure I lied 100 times before, but now i’m being honest! I swear on my sister’s life I didn’t steal from her.
(Bugs sighs)
Bugs: Boko… follow me.
Boko: Uhhh okay.
(Bugs and Boko leave and Bugs leads Boko to his room)
Boko: Soo whats going on.
Bugs: Boko… you’re grounded.
Boko: WHAT!?
Bugs: You heard me. You will be locked in your room for three months!
Boko: Augh!
Bugs: Which means your not allowed to go outside, except for when you go to school!
Boko: AUGH!
Bugs: You have also lost privileges for TV and video games!
Boko: AUGH!
Bugs: And you are NOT coming with us to the museum this friday!
Boko: AUGH- eh.
Bugs: Now sit here and think about what you’ve done!
(Bugs slam the door and locks it. Boko tries to open it but to no avail)
Boko: Damn it. What is going on, i didn’t steal from Sunny at all this week, but yet she blames me for it. Was it that mouse again? No, I think he already learned his lesson after we faced off in that competition. Something’s not right. I’m gonna have to get to the bottom of this.
(Boko tries to open the window but its locked)
Boko: What the!? It’s locked. I guess my dad finally remembered it's a way out. Well that's the only exit blocked off. What can I do now?
(Boko the notices his cell phone poking out of his backpack)
Boko: Of course my phone!
(Boko grabs his phone)
Boko: I got my friends’ numbers during lunch today, I can call them and maybe they can help me out. I think I'll call Rosco first.
(Boko calls Rosco’s number. It cuts to a dumpster where Rosco is seen scrounging around. His cell phone then rings)
Rosco: Huh? Who’s calling me?
(Rosco picks up)
Rosco: Hello?
Boko: Rosco? Rosco is that you?!
Rosco: Oh hey Boko! Surprising that you called! Oh no worries, I'm not busy or anything, I was just dumpster diving.
Boko: Okay that's cool and all but I called because im in a bit of a pickle right now.
Rosco: Oh, what seams to be the issue?
Boko: Well apparently i got grounded for doing something i didnt do.
Rosco: Wow that sounds unfair.
Boko: I know! I told them i didn’t do it, but they didn’t believe me. Which means one thing?
Rosco: We burry your family in garbage?
Boko: Yeah- wait no! Someone out there has framed me, and I can’t let them get away with it. And I’m going to need your help.
Rosco: What exactly do you want me to do-
Boko: Okay, first we need-
(Bugs walks in carrying a food dish)
Bugs: Hey Boko, I’d figure i’d bring food to your room since you can’t go to the kitchen because your grounded- wait is that a phone!?
Boko: Crap!
Rosco: Uh Boko what’s going on?
Boko: I’ll explain everything at lunch tomorrow!
(Boko hangs up as Bugs snatches his phone)
Bugs: You know you can’t use your phone while grounded. Now hurry up and eat your casserole before it gets cold.
(Bugs leaves)
Boko: I may be grounded now, but I'll find the culprit and make them pay, or my name isn’t Boko McHopster Bunny! … Jeez, I didn’t realize until now that I have a silly middle name.
(Rosco is seen still on his phone)
Rosco: Hello? … Hello? … Hmm. Must have run into a tunnel.
(Rosco continues dumpster diving as a car drives by. The camera focuses on the car and Gamestop bumpers are seen on the window. The license plate reads KROOL. The driver is revealed to be King. K Rool and he parks near a hut that says “Juvenile Detention”. He exits his car after leaving and waits near the entrance impatiently tapping his foot)
King K Rool: Come on! When is he going to come!
(Suddenly a police officer comes out holding Prince K. Rool)
King K. Rool: Well hello officer!
Officer: Hello King K. Rool! I have your son here!
Prince K. Rool: Hi dad.
King K. Rool: Hello son. Did you have a good time at juvenile detention?
Prince K. Rool: … I don't want to talk about it.
Officer: Anyhow, here is your son back!
(The officer lets go of Prince K. Rool and leaves)
King K. Rool: So son? Do you realize what you did was wrong?
Prince K. Rool: Yes dad.
King K. Rool: And do you promise to be a good boy?
Prince K. Rool: *sigh* Yes dad!
King K. Rool: Good! Now come along son!
(While King K. Rool isn't looking, Prince K. Rool shows he had his fingers crossed behind his back)
Prince K. Rool: Hehehehe!
(The two walk into the car as the short ends)
=== Episode 3- Return of the Prince! ===
SYNOPSIS - After spending months in Juvenile Detention, Prince K. Rool is back to wreaking havoc in Pensacola, and his old enemy Bully Bill is not happy about his return.
(It starts off with K Rool’s car parking at the house. King K Rool steps out)
King K Rool: Alright we’re home-
(Prince runs in the house at full speed)
King K Rool: Woah hey watch your step!
(It shows Prince K Rool opening the door to his room of black painted walls and posters of shooting video games and babes. He opens up a chest and picks up two roller blades)
Prince K Rool: Hello my sweets.
(It cuts to Jackie Chu driving down the street jamming to the radio)
Jackie Chu: ♪ Mother love me long time long time. ♪
(Jackie Chu continues driving as Prince rolls down the sidewalk onto the sidewalk and heads towards the road without stopping. Jackie Chu notices this and looks in shock. He honks his horn but Prince K Rool isn’t fazed at all. As soon as he rolls onto the street. Jackie Chu turns on the breaks and closes his eyes in fear, and the car stops as it gets an inch away from Prince)
Prince K Rool: Hey Jackie Chan! How about you open your eyes once in a while!
(Prince laughs as he skates off)
Jackie Chu: “sigh” He’s back…
(It cuts to to a sidewalk where Patrick is seen walking with a spongebob lunchbox)
Patrick: HAH! I can’t believe I actually got a spongebob lunchbox to bring to school with me today. So cwazy HAHAH!
(Patrick then runs into Bully Bill)
Bully Bill: Hey nerd, watch where your walking!
Patrick: Oh uh sowwy Bully Bill.
Bully Bill: Well today’s payday. You got my lunch money.
Patrick: ooh sowwy Bully Bill, I don’t have it.
Bully Bill: What? What do you mean you don’t have it? Every Wednesday is pay day, you know what.
Patrick: Yeah but I kinda gave my lunch money to some other bully.
Bully Bill: What!? What do you mean by some other Bully?
Prince K. Rool: Well well well. Look what the gun misfired.
Bully Bill: … You’ve gotta be kidding me.
Prince K. Rool: Hello Bullet Bill, or Bulbus Berry whatever you called yourself. Missed me?
Bully Bill: How the hell are you back!?
Prince K Rool: Broke out of prison my guy.
Bully Bill: Weren't you only in Juvenile hall?
Prince K Rool: Big deal, now I'm back and Prince K Rool is better than ever!
Bully Bill: Yuck, and can Prince K Rool go back to being better at brushing his teeth, yuck.
Prince K Rool: Hey ya better watch what you say homie, or else i'm gonna have to get you expelled from your school again.
Bully Bill: Yeah good luck with that. Your reputation at Y U Dumb Elementary school is pretty much ruined right now.
Prince K Rool: Pah. I could care less about that stupid school and its students. Especially you, pouring green beans on me so I can get beaten up by that special ed helmet kid.
(A horn honking is heard)
Banzai Bill: BILL COME ON, We’re gonna be late for school!
Bully Bill: Coming dad. Oh and by the way, your diss track still sucks. “Chuckles”
Prince K Rool: HEY! You better watch what you say to me, or else i’ll bring my goons after you!
Bully Bill: Yeah right, like you have any friends. You're just a pathetic wannabe gangsta who mooches off his father’s gamestop success. So long chump.
(Bully Bill gets in the car)
Banzai Bill: Who was your friend you were talking to, Bill?
Bully Bill: No one. Just some loser who thinks he’s better than everyone.
Banzai Bill: Oh. How pathetic.
Bully Bill: I know right.
(The car drives off and Bully Bill throws an empty soda can at him)
Bully Bill: HAHAH!
(The car drives out of sight as Prince becomes enraged)
Prince K. Rool: Bullet, you just messed with the wrong prince.
(Prince skates off at a fast pace. Jumping over Sonic’s Car)
Sonic: Ah phew. For a second I thought he was gonna collide with me-
(Sonic’s car than crashes into a brick wall)
Sonic: …
(Prince skates off as he brings out his phone)
Prince K. Rool: Time to call some old friends of mine.
(It cuts to a ghetto alleyway area where a phone rings. A hand picks up the phone. It is revealed to be a figure who looks like Prince K Rool but is red and lacks the crown)
Goon 1: Hello who is this?
Prince K Rool: Yo yo yo! This is the prince calling!
Goon 1: Holy crap, guys its the Prince!
(More goons are seen)
Goon 2: Wait, the prince is calling?
Goon 3: OH SNAP!
Goon 1: Prince, where have you been!? You haven't called us in weeks!
Prince K Rool: My dumbass dad grounded me after that incident in Y U Dumb Elementary, and that stupid bullet getting me in trouble. I think it’s about time we teach this Pensacola town a lesson.
Goon 1: Got it? Same place?
Prince K Rool: Same place, pack your skateboards boys. We’re going on a riot!
Goon 1: You got it!
(The goon hangs up)
Goon 2: What did the prince say?
Goon 1: Says to meet him at Pensacola Florida, and bring the skates.
Goon 3: OH HELL YEAH!
(The cuts to the SML house where Chef Pee Pee parks outside)
Chef Pee Pee: Finally home. Now to bring these groceries in.
(Chef Pee Pee goes into the trunk and grabs a bunch of bags and walks off wobbly)
Chef Pee Pee: Woah, why did I think it was a good idea to grab all of them at once.
(Chef Pee Pee slowly walks through the road but notices Prince’s goons racing down the street his way)
Chef Pee Pee: OH CRAP!
(Chef Pee Pee closes his eyes in fear as the goons race by him. He opens one eye and sighs in relief)
Chef Pee Pee: Phew. For a second I thought those three hooligans would crash into me-
(Suddenly a goon races back and pushes Chef Pee Pee)
Chef Pee Pee: WAGH!
(Chef Pee Pee falls on the pavement and groceries are splattered everywhere)
Chef Pee Pee: MY GROCERIES!
Goon 3: Woops, sorry! I tripped!
(The goon laughs as he skates away)
Chef Pee Pee: GRRR DAMN YOU WIPPERSNAPPERS!
(Chef Pee Pee grumbles in anger as he picks up his groceries. It cuts to Prince K Rool waiting outside a bus stop)
Prince K Rool: Hmmm, what’s taking my goons so long.
(Prince K Rool then looks behind him and sees The goons running out of the Durr Burger with food)
Goon 1: HAHAH!
Goon 2: FREE FOOD!
Beef Boss: HEY GET BACK HERE YOU HOOLIGANS!
(The goons race in an alleyway and Prince follows them in there)
Goon 1: Aw man this is some good stuff!
Goon 2: Wait dude, you ate my burger!
Goon 3: Was it yours?
Goon 2: Yeah!
Goon 3: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Goon 2: I can’t you ate the evidence!
(Prince skates in)
Goon 1: Oh hey! It’s the prince!
Goon 2: Ayy prince how's it going!
Prince K Rool: What the hell was that guys?
Goon 1: What? It's just a daily mischief we cause nowadays.
Prince K Rool: Yeah but in case you're forgetting, I'm the guy who tells people where to go and what to do.
Goon 1: Sorry boss.
Prince K Rool: Sorry what was that?
Goon 1: I said sorry boss-
(Prince K Rool grabs a burger and stuffs it into Goon 1’s face)
Prince K Rool: That’s yes, PRINCE! I didn’t become the son of a king, to not get called a PRINCE!
Goon 1: Sorry, Prince.
Goon 2: Won’t happen again, Prince.
Goon 3: Our sincere apologies Prince.
Prince K Rool: Good. Now, I have brought you back here for a reason. I have been banned from going outside because my dad grounded me, and it's all because of that bullet kid… They should have recess in a little while. So here's the plan.
(The goons gather around as the camera flies up. It cuts to Y U Dumb elementary school)
Jackie Chu: Okay crass, so let's go over the 5 senses in the human body. We having hearing, taste, smell, touch, and can anyone name the final sense!
Cody: Oh I got its taste!
Jackie Chu: Very good Cody! You get a gold star!
Cody: YES! Another gold star to add to my collection of 4,300,429 stars!
Joseph: Man shut up dude.
(Junior flips Cody’s table over)
Jeffy: Huh, I thought the fifth sense was a sense of humor or something.
Bully Bill: Or, hear me out Jeffy, it's a sense of smell considering you have none because you haven't showered in ages. HAHAH!
Jeffy: MAN IF YOU DON'T SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP-
Jackie Chu: HEY! JEFFY! BULLY BILL! DO NOT START THIS AGAIN! Alright! I have already had a stressful day alright! I almost ran over a turtle on the road.
Junior: Joseph were you almost ran over?
Joseph: No dude.
Junior: Cody?
Cody: No.
Joseph: Cody’s not even a turtle dude.
Cody: Actually I'm a magikoopa.
Bully Bill: That or it could have been that Prince kid.
Junior: Prince?
Bully Bill: Apparently-
Jackie Chu: Alright crass, you go ahead and continue that chat outside at recess alright, I'm gonna continue listening to my music.
Bully Bill: I’ll explain more at recess.
(It cuts to outside with the kids having recess)
Joseph: Hey dude, I bet I can’t race you to the top of the slide first.
Junior: I don’t know if that's a good idea Joseph. Last time we did that I broke my leg.
Joseph: Oh hey, and you became an asshole. I forgot.
Junior: Hey! I said I was sorry offscreen!
Patrick: Hey Bully Bill, sowwy again for not giving your lunch money.
Bully Bill: It’s fine. I’m not pissed about that now. What I am pissed about is that HE had the nerve to come back.
Junior: Who’s he?
Bully Bill: Remember that kid who came here for a few days and got me expelled for a while?
Junior: Oh that kid. What was his name again? Princess something.
Bully Bill: Prince K Rool.
Jeffy: Wait, that bitch who called me a beaver?!
Bully Bill: Yup.
Jeffy: Jeez.
Cody: Well what are we gonna do if he comes back.
Bully Bill: He shouldn’t come back because he hates this school, so we don’t have to worry about him here-
Prince K Rool: Well well well…
(Prince and his goons show up from the shadows)
Prince K Rool: Hey there Bully Bill, hanging out with your “Boyfriends”
(Prince and his goons laugh)
Jeffy: We’ll have you know that we’re not gay!
Cody: Heh well your 90% right.
Joseph: Shut up, dude.
Prince K Rool: Good to see you again as well, beaver boy.
Jeffy: BITCH I OUGHTA-
Bully Bill: Now now Jeffy, lemme do the talking. “Ahem” Hey Princess, who are your friends here, or are they really your friends? Did you pay for them to hang out with you?
(Everyone laughs)
Richard: Hah yeah! Imagine using money to buy friends!
(Prince gets mad in the face)
Prince K Rool: Ay man, I just came here to have a friendly greeting, no need to be rude.
Bully Bill: Yeah, is your greeting to do a gay little dance, oh wait, that's the jester’s job!
Junior: Where’s your jester, princess?
(Everyone continues laughing)
Prince K Rool: You wanna play it like that, buddy? Alright, have it your way, cause like I said before. Prince don’t play.
Cody: When the hell did you ever say that?
Prince K Rool: Now.
(Prince’s goons bring out rolls of toilet paper)
Bully Bill: Uh, what are you doing with those rolls of toilet paper?
Jeffy: Do they have massive diarrhea?
Prince K Rool: Nope. Consider this a gift, from your majesty.
Bully Bill: Uh oh.
Prince K Rool: FIRE!
(Prince and his goons start throwing toilet paper and it gets over the kids and the playground)
Bully Bill: AGH STOP!
(Prince and his goons continue throwing toilet paper until they run out)
Prince K Rool: There! Use that for your massive diarrhea you call mouths!
(Prince laughs and runs off)
Cody: … Well that was extremely uncalled for.
Patrick: Wow, this is cwazy. They put toilet paper everywhere.
Junior: What a mess? This is worth a thousand groundings if my dad or Chef Pee Pee ever caught me doing this.
Bully Bill: That prince is gonna pay.
Cody: Anyways, we should probably clean all this before the teacher shows up-
(Jackie Chu is seen coming outside on the phone)
Jackie Chu: Yes I know Ling Ling, but I need 10 egg rolls by tonight- WHAT THE SHIT!?
Principal Steinback: What is the screaming about Chu- “screams” OH DEAR LORD!
(Steinbeck looks around in horror and sees the toilet paper)
Steinbeck: WHO THREW ALL THIS TOILET PAPER AROUND!?
Jackie Chu: Wait there's Toilet Paper? I didn’t see it because of my eyesight.
Steinbeck: ANSWER ME! WHO DID THIS!?
Junior: It wasn’t any of us, Principal Steinbeck! Some kid and his goons rolled up and threw toilet paper everywhere!
Steinbeck: I’m not falling for your lies!
Cody: It’s true!
Joseph: We saw it with our own eyes!
Jeffy: Honest!
Steinbeck: If no one's gonna stand up and admit what they did, the whole class has to miss the 10 recesses cleaning the playground!
Bully Bill: But principal-
Steinbeck: I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT! GET TO CLEANING!
(Steinbeck and Chu leave)
Bully Bill: Ohhhh I hate that prince…
(It cuts to an alleyway where Prince and his goons are seen celebrating)
Goon 1: Did you see the look on that bullet’s face when we toilet papered that park?
Goon 2: He must be crying like a baby by now.
Goon 4: True.
Goon 3: That’ll teach him not to mess with you, Prince!
Goon 1: You come up with the best plans, Prince!
Prince K Rool: Aw shucks, we I couldn’t have done it… without my smartass brain that comes up with these plans. This calls for a celebration!
(Prince K Rool brings out a bag of candy)
Prince K Rool: Viola!
Goon 1: Woah, what is that Prince?
Prince K Rool: Um, its a turkey sandwich.
Goon 1: Huh, really? It doesn’t look like a turkey sandwich-
(Prince throws another burger at Goon’s face)
Goon 1: Ow.
Prince K Rool: I was being sarcastic you doofus! This is a king sized bag of candy that I stole from some candy shop. “Chuckles” dumbasses didn’t even notice me coming in.
(While they are talking, a small shadowy figure appears behind a dumpster)
Goon 2: Wow, people can be really dumb nowadays.
Prince K Rool: You have no idea. Sometimes I think i’m the only smart one in this stupid town, which I am.
(The figure notices the bag of candy and sneaks off)
Prince K Rool: Anyways, enough of me praising myself, we can return to that after we eat this bag of candy! Dig in boys!
Goon 1: Wait- where did it go?
Prince K Rool: What are you talking about, I put it right here-
(Prince turns around and notices the bag is gone)
Prince K Rool: WHAT THE!? WHERE THE HELL'S MY BAG OF CANDY!?
Goon 1: I don’t know. Maybe you misplaced it?
Prince K Rool: Prince K Rool never misplaces things! Alright, who took my bag of candy!
Goon 1: It wasn’t me!
Goon 2: It was probably him!
Goon 3: What!? Why me!?
Goon 2: You ate my durr burger! You likely took the bag of candy too!
Goon 3: For the last time I didn’t eat your burger!
Goon 2: You calling me a liar?!
(The two get into a fist fight and Prince K Rool sighs in anger. He looks behind him and notices rabbit tracks)
Prince K Rool: Hrmmm…
(The episode ends on that note)
=== Episode 4- Culprit Found! ===
SYNOPSIS - Boko and his friends come up with a plan to finally catch the culprit that has been framing him. But first he has to get ungrounded.
(It starts off at Pensacola Elementary with the bell ringing)
Bell: FUCKING RING RING RING!
(It cuts to the classroom where everyone is seen working on baking soda volcanoes)
Boko: Okay so what does it say again?
(Rosco is seen reading an instruction list)
Rosco: Mix food coloring and vinegar well and when right, pour it in and watch the volcano erupt.
Boko: Alright. Mixing now.
(Boko gets to mixing the products while it cuts to another table. Stacy is seen pouring baking soda into a mixing bowl)
Cameron: No no no that’s too much baking soda! You're gonna overflow it!
Stacy: Hey, I'm just trying to follow the instructions.
Cameron: Yeah and you’re doing it wrong. You’re gonna get us to fail the project!
Stacy: Dude what’s so bad about failing, it's just a baking soda volcano, it’s not hard to mess up.
Cameron: Uh because I have a good grade streak, and i’m not losing it to some skunk who doesn’t know how to read instructions.
Stacy: Ms Russo, Cameron is calling me dumb!
Cameron: Well it’s not my fault she can’t understand basic instructions!
Tina Russo: Oh my god I don’t care just shut up and get back to working on your projects. I’m listening to podcasts.
Cameron: Just shut up and let me do the mixing.
Stacy: Well what am I supposed to do? Incase you forgotten, this is a “group project”
Batty: Plus I haven't done anything yet.
Cameron: I don’t care, I just need to keep my grade in top shape. Now do not disturb me.
(Cameron goes to work while it cuts back to Boko and Rosco’s volcano)
Rosco: Is it ready yet?
Boko: I think so.
Rosco: Well put it in!
Boko: Alright.
(Boko pours the mixture in)
Boko: Uh nothings happening.
Rosco: Well it will take a while for the mixture to collide, might take minutes or seconds or-
(The volcano then erupts)
Boko: WOAH!
Rosco: SICK!
Cameron: Hmph. Amatuers. Watch this!
(Cameron pours the mixture in the volcano and it slowly erupts)
Cameron: What the!?
Batty: Why’s the eruption slow?
Cameron: Probably because a certain SOMEONE added too much baking soda.
Stacy: Oh get off my back Cameron.
Batty: I think I know how to speed it up, plus make it look a little cooler!
Stacy: How?
Batty: With gasoline and lighter fluid of course!
Cameron: WAIT BATTY NO-
(Batty pours the upgraded mixture in and the volcano bursts in flames setting the classroom on fire)
Boko: HOLY CRAP!
(It cuts outside the school where firefighters are seen putting out the fire)
Brooklyn Guy: Well that fire was hard to take down. Miracle that there were no fatalities.
Tina Russo: What the hell were you thinking putting those chemicals in the volcano mixture!?
Batty: Sorry I thought it would look cool.
Tina Russo: “sigh” Well I can’t be too mad considering this means I can take a break soooo uh i'm going to the casino.
(Tina leaves)
Boko: So what does this mean?
Brooklyn Guy: Well with a quarter of the building being burnt down, it's safe to say this place needs a while to be rebuilt so school’s canceled until then.
Rosco: Wow.
Simmons: Hey mate, I think I found the source of the fire.
Brooklyn Guy: What is it Simmons?
Simmons: Apparently the fire came from this model volcano.
Brooklyn Guy: Interesting.
Simmons: There’s also a signature. “Cameron the Cat”
Cameron: Uh.
(Cameron awkwardly walks off as Boko and Rosco leave)
Rosco: Well now that school’s out of the picture for a while, what do you wanna do?
Boko: Ah well nothing at the moment because I'm still grounded for that stunt I didn't do.
Rosco: Ah damn.
(They walk past the Durr Burger where Beef Boss is talking to Brooklyn Guy. When Beef Boss points)
Beef Boss: Him! That’s him!
Boko: Huh?
Beef Boss: Where did you put it you little thief!?
Boko: What the hell are you talking about?
Brooklyn Guy: Apparently this guy says you stole one of their giant burgers.
Boko: WHAT!?
Rosco: Wait weren't you just a firefighter like a few minutes ago.
Boko: Don’t question it, he has like a thousand jobs. Anyways Burger Head, I didn’t even take your stupid burger. Besides, it has pickles on it.
Beef Boss: I know it was you? Why?
(Beef Boss brings out security footage of a small shadowy figure sneaking in and grabbing a giant burger and running off)
Beef Boss: Small figure, shape of an adolescent rabbit, and look at this, left behind rabbit foot tracks. Coincidence? I think NOT!
Boko: Okay that’s not true! One, I haven't been at durr burger at all this month, secondly, there are plenty of small rabbits in the world! It couldn’t just be me.
Brooklyn Guy: He has a point.
Beef Boss: Ugh fine, but I have my eye on you rabbit. And until then, I better not see you in my restaurant!
(Beef Boss storms back inside and looks outside and closes the blinds)
Brooklyn Guy: Stay safe out there kid.
(Brooklyn Guy leaves)
Boko: This is strange.
Rosco: Yeah, I don’t know how that guy lives with 1000 jobs.
Boko: No, were you not listening to the conversation. The burger headed weirdo thinks I stole something from him, and Sunny thinks the same thing.
Rosco: Yeah well it’s only two things. Maybe it’s just a coincidence.
Boko: Yeah maybe-
(Suddenly Prince K Rool trips over Boko)
Prince K Rool: GAH!
Boko: OW! Watch where you're going turtle head!
Prince K Rool: Who the hell are you calling turtle head, fur bag.
Boko: Uh you. Duh!
Prince K Rool: .. Wait a minute. You were the one who stole my bag of candy.
Boko: … Seriously.
Prince K Rool: Where is it?
Boko: Look buddy I didn’t steal your stupid candy.
Prince K Rool: Then explain why I found rabbit tracks near the now missing bag!
Boko: What the hell is with all the rabbit tracks?
Prince K Rool: Yeah so where is it!
(Prince K Rool throws a rock at Boko)
Prince K Rool: Punk!
Rosco: Hey why don’t we all just calm down and talk things over.
Prince K Rool: Ew what the hell are you supposed to be?
Rosco: Uh a raccoon?
Prince K Rool: Heh should have figured that because you look like a trash panda. Why don’t you go back to eating from the trash.
(Prince crumples up a paper)
Prince: Freak!
(Prince throws the paper at Rosco only for Boko to catch it)
Boko: Say that again about my friend, and you’re gonna regret it.
(Boko throws the paper at Prince. He gets mad and grabs boko by the torso)
Prince K Rool: Bet you think you're tough huh. Listen punk, if you don’t give me my candy bag yet, i’ll send my goons after ya.
(Prince throws boko to the ground and storms off laughing)
Rosco: Boko, are you serious!? He’s like 4 times bigger than you!
Boko: Rosco come on, I mean you can’t be scared all the time.
Rosco: Eh you’d be surprised. So what now? You’ve already been framed for 3 different things.
Boko: Yeah likely by the same person. And I have a plan on how to stop him…
Rosco: What’s your plan?
Boko: I’ll tell you, but first I still gotta deal with the burden of me being grounded. If the perp keeps this up, I might be in more trouble than I am now.
Rosco: Why don’t you try buttering them up?
Boko: Huh? You mean I throw a stick of butter at them?
Rosco: What no? I mean sweeten them up. Say nice things, do chores for them, compliment them.
Boko: Huh, I never thought of that. You know what, i’ll try that. And If I become free, first thing I do when I get out is busting that perp once and for all.
Rosco: Alright, good luck Boko. 
Boko: Thanks Rosco.
(Boko leaves. It transitions to his house where Bugs is watching TV. Boko comes walking in)
Boko: Hey dad!
Bugs: Hey Boko, how was school?
Boko: It was cool. Apparently a baking soda volcano burnt half the school down.
Bugs: I know I read about it in the news.
Boko: Ah.
Bugs: Yeah well anyways put your stuff down and head back to your room because you're still grounded.
Boko: Yeah I know. Heading there now. Oh by the way Dad, I like your new haircut.
(Boko heads upstairs)
Bugs: Wow someone actually noticed today.
(Boko passes by Lola)
Boko: Hey Mom, love your new dress!
Lola: Oh uh.. Thanks, Boko.
(Boko heads into his room as Lola walks up to Bugs)
Lola: That was odd.
Bugs: Did he compliment you as well?
Lola: Pretty much.
Bugs: Huh, must have had a good day of school or something. 
Lola: Probably so yeah.
(It cuts to Boko entering his room)
Boko: Alright, I still can’t leave my room. What can I do to impress them here?
(Boko notices how messy his room his)
Boko: Hmmm. I think I know, but it’s gonna be a while.
(It cuts to a few hours when Bugs walks in with a plate)
Bugs: Boko it’s dinner time again- … Woah.
(Bugs notices Boko’s room all sorted out while Boko is seen reading)
Boko: Oh hey dad! Is it Dinner already?
Bugs: D-did you clean your entire room.
Boko: Yeah, figured since I'm grounded I don’t have anything else to do.
Bugs: Wow. I don’t even remember the last time you did something like this. Well anyways, even though you're still grounded you can come downstairs to eat if you want.
Boko: Okay sounds cool.
(The two head downstairs. Music starts playing as a montage begins, the three are seen eating dinner and when done, Boko decides to take the dishes to the sink, he accidentally trips on a hoover and the dishes fall and break. Boko sighs and goes to grab a broom and dust pan. Boko is seen vacuuming the living room floor where Bugs is seen walking and trips over the Vacuum wire. Boko laughs nervously which causes Bugs to laugh as well. It cuts to late at night where Boko is seen washing dishes. He is about to be finished with the last dish but Lola comes with more dirty dishes and Boko sighs and gets back to work. It cuts to next morning where Bugs and Lola are seen watching TV and Boko heads downstairs)
Bugs: Morning Boko.
Lola: Morning sweetheart.
Boko: Morning Mom. Morning dad.
Bugs: So me and your mother have been thinking about your good behavior last night and we’re thinking just this once, we’ll take back your grounding.
Boko: Wait really?
Lola: Yeah, but only this once. If we get a call from Sunny again then-
Boko: No worries, it won’t happen again, well.. At least not this month.
Bugs: Wait what do you mean this mon-
Boko: I’m gonna go hang out with Rosco. Thanks Mom thanks dad.
(Boko runs out the house)
Bugs: Hey wait a minute-
Lola: Let him go honey, he’s still a kid.
(It cuts to a hut near a garbage dumb where Rosco is seen watching TV)
TV Guy 1: I can’t believe you got my wife sick!
(TV Guy 2 is seen sniffling with tissues)
TV Guy 2: “sniff” I didn’t get your… wait. ACHOO! … Ugh. I didn’t get your wife sick… your wife got sick by me. “COUGH COUGH”
Rosco: Man if this is animated humor nowadays, we’re in trouble.
(Boko knocks on the door)
Rosco: Hmm who could that be?
(Rosco opens the door)
Rosco: Boko!
Boko: Hey Rosco! Your plan worked! I got ungrounded!
Rosco: Nice! So what now?
Boko: Remember when I said I had a plan to catch the perp.
Rosco: Oh yeah that. So what’s the plan?
Boko: Follow me, I'll explain along the way.
(The two are seen in an area in the forest)
Rosco: Alright so what are we doing here?
Boko: Alright so you kept track of what the perp was stealing right?
Rosco: Uhhhh big stuff?
Boko: Corect. First he stole Sunny’s giant carrot, then a giant burger from Durr Burger, and finally a bag of candy from some wannabe turtle gangsta thing, whatever the hell he was.
Rosco: Ah.
(Rosco notices something with a tarp over it)
Rosco: So what is this thing?
Boko: I’ll show you.
(Boko removes the tarp revealing a large metal bean)
Rosco: WHAT THE!? IS THAT CLOUD GATE!?
Boko: Yep.
Rosco: How did you get access to it.
Boko: Well ever since my family moved here I have been stealing from Sunny’s Garden, and other things. I basically have stealing experience.
Rosco: Oh. Well why do you have it.
Boko: Simple, because this mysterious perp likes stealing things of big size. And once they arrive to pick up the item, I will catch them red handed, and they won't notice the camo paint i have painted around so once they step on to the paint, they will leave behind tracks and run off.
Rosco: But if they run off, we will lose them.
Boko: Yeah but I can follow the paint tracks to know where they are headed. And once I have them cornered, then SNAP!
(Boko brings out a camera)
Boko: I take a picture of the perp, and expose them to the entirety of Pensacola! I can’t wait to see the look on Sunny’s face when she finds out I was in the right!
(Rustling from the bushes is heard)
Boko: “gasp” Someones coming! Quick hide!
Rosco: W-where!?
Boko: I don’t know, b-behind the bush! Go!
(The two jump behind a bush and rustling is heard. Someone enters and Boko jumps out and takes a picture)
Boko: GOTCHA!
Sunny: GAH! BOKO WHAT THE HELL!?
Boko: S-Sunny?! What the hell are you doing here?
Sunny: Um, I go for a walk in the forest during my freetime. What the hell are you doing here? And what the hell is that big metal bean?
Boko: One none of your business, two, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Sunny: Wait, aren't you supposed to be grounded?
Boko: My dad let me out for good behavior.
Sunny: Oh yeah he did. I heard it from Lola at Sportsters. Well, you can go do whatever the hell you’re doing, but I better not see you near my garden again. Don’t want you stealing anymore of my prized vegetables.
Boko: Sunny for the last time, I didn’t- you know what just got the hell out of here.
Sunny: Um okay then.
(Sunny watches Boko like a hawk and then disappears)
Boko: Ugh. The nerve of that flower.
Rosco: Did you catch the perp yet?
Boko: No it was just that stupid flower girl I was talking about.
Rosco: Oh.
Boko: We’re gonna have to camp here until the real perp shows up. They should be a rabbit just like me, considering all the rabbit tracks found around the places of the missing items. Hope you're an outdoor person, Rosco. It’s gonna be a long night.
Rosco: Oh boy! Camping!
(It shows by many hours as Boko and Rosco take turns sleeping and keeping watch. Eventually late at night, the two are seen asleep with Boko half asleep, suddenly he hears rustling in the bushes. Boko’s ear twitches as the sound is heard. He wakes up)
Boko: Gasp! Rosco, Rosco, wake up!
Rosco: Huh wha- what.
Boko: I hear rustling from the bushes, someones here!
Rosco: Really.. You sure it’s not the flower girl again?
Boko: No she’s usually asleep by now!
(Boko looks over the bushes and sees the shadowy bunny figure)
Boko: “whispering” He’s here he’s here!
Rosco: Wait he is?
Boko: Yes! “Gasp” He’s going towards the bean.
(The figure slowly walks to the bean)
Boko: Now we just gotta wait for him to step onto the paint.
(The figure steps on the paint making a squish sound. The figure looks down in shock)
Boko: Now.
(Boko jumps out with a camera startling the figure)
Boko: GOTCHA!
(Boko takes a picture only for the figure to flee in seconds. Boko looks at the image only to see motion blur)
Boko: Damn it! He ran off!
(Boko notices the paint trail)
Boko: But little does he know… i’m right on his tail.
(Boko runs off)
Rosco: Wait where are you going!? … eh i’m going to sleep at home. (Rosco walks off)
(It cuts to the Pensacola street where the figure keeps racing through the alleys with Boko on their tail)
Boko: “pant” Why’s this guy so fast! Hey! “Pant” GET BACK HERE!
(The figure runs off)
Boko: I can’t give up! I’m gonna catch this mother fluffer ONE WAY or ANOTHER!
(Boko gets on all fours and chases after the figure at full speed)
Boko: Oh yeah, I didn’t know I could go faster like this.
(Boko continues racing after the figure. They head towards Mount Pensacola, the figure races into a small hole)
Boko: If you think i’m claustrophobic, which I kinda am, i’m not letting that stop me from kicking your ass!
(Boko races into the hole which eventually leads into a room where he falls to the floor
Boko: AHHHHHH OW! My back!
(Boko gets up and looks around)
Boko: Jeez it’s dark in here. Good thing I brought this.
(Boko grabs a light and puts it in his other hand he looks at the floor and sees he landed in a pile of stuff)
Boko: What the…
(Boko shines his light around and sees Sunny’s giant carrot)
Boko: Sunny’s giant carrot.
(Boko continues shining his light around and finds more things)
Boko: The giant burger. The bag of candy. But where is the figure at.
(The figure swoops past behind Boko and he quickly turns around. Boko looks around. The perp appears behind Boko and tackles him which causes Boko to drop his flash light and the two fight in the dark. Boko falls against the wall. He sees the figure in the shadows, he charges at the figure only for the figure to jump away and Boko to crash into the wall. He sees a big rock near a wall and brings out his camera. The figure races towards Boko and he gets up)
Boko: Say cheese.
(Boko smacks the rock against the figure knocking them down. He turns the flash on and takes a picture)
Boko: HAH GOTCHA!
(Boko looks at the picture and gets a confused face)
Boko: What the?
(Boko grabs his flashlight and points at the perp. The perp is revealed to be a pink bunny with some white fur and wearing a purple bow)
Boko: He’s a she!?
(The bunny runs off)
Boko: Wait, miss! I didn’t mean to hit you i’m sor-
(Boko runs out of the hole only to tumble down mount pensacola past the bunny who notices it. Boko tumbles to an edge where he almost falls off but grabs on to the ledge. He looks down to see that he is hanging over an edge of a large cliff)
Boko: OH CRAP!
(Boko tries to hang on but the rocks of mount pensacola start breaking)
Boko: No no no no no!
(The rocks continue to break and eventually Boko slips and starts to fall in slow motion. Eventually that is stopped when his hand gets grabbed. He looks up and sees it’s the pink rabbit struggling to help him up)
Rabbit: Don’t let go!
Boko: Wasn’t planning on it!
(Eventually she helps Boko up and he falls down in relief)
Boko: Agh… “pant” Oh thank god…
Rabbit: Are you okay?
Boko: Yeah… thanks… I didn’t expect you to actually save me, you know after I hit you with a rock.
Rabbit: It’s fine… I've dealt with worse pain. And, you looked like you needed help.
(Boko gets up)
Rabbit: My name’s Lily by the way. What’s yours?
Boko: Boko. Aka the rabbit who you framed after stealing Sunny’s carrot.
Lily: Oh, i’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get you in trouble.
Boko: Yeah, bet.
(Boko then sees his camera)
Boko: Oh thank god, my camera survived!
(Boko runs towards the camera)
Boko: And the photos are still intact, thank god.
Lily: Wait, you aren't actually planning on showing those to the public are you?
Boko: Uh yeah! So people can stop framing me!
Lily: Please don’t, if you send those photos then I will have to run to a new place again!
Boko: Okay? And?
Lily: And? If I don’t move to a new place, then they are gonna find me again?
Boko: Who?
Lily: The hunters?
Boko: But it’s not hunting season.
Lily: “sigh” Okay let me explain. I’m from an endangered species of pink rabbits, hunters want me because of my rare pink fur. So I live in solitude, and if anyone finds out I live here, words are gonna spread out and people will come hunting me!
Boko: Look lady, maybe you should have thought about that, before making the whole town against me! I mean, the town is already against me, but still. Besides, this hunter shit isn’t my problem.
Lily: … Fine. I’ll just pack my bags, again…
(Lily walks off)
Boko: Fine! Leave! This town is better off without another thief.
(Boko walks off though, looks behind him and sees Lily solemnly walking back to her cave. Boko looks at the camera and then back. He then runs back)
Boko: Lily, wait.
(Lily looks back at Boko. Boko goes into his camera and deletes his memory)
Boko: I deleted my memory.
Lily: Wait, you did?
Boko: Yeah.. I thought about what you said, and I had to deal with a hunter before.
Lily: You did?
Boko: Yeah, so I get your pain. Us rabbits have to look out for eachother, so don’t worry. You’re secrets safe with me.
(Lily smiles)
Lily: Thanks Boko.
Boko: Well i’d love to stay and chat but it’s getting late. My parents are already gonna kill me. But i’ll be back with some food.
Lily: Oh you don’t have to do that-
Boko: No I insist, it’s the least I can do. Well, i’ll see you later Lily.
Lily: Bye Boko!
(Boko runs off. It cuts back to Boko’s house. Boko slowly opens the door and looks around to see the coast is clear. He slowly closes the door behind him and sneaks over to the stairs when the lights turn on and Bugs is seen sitting on a chair)
Bugs: Where have you been?
Boko: Oh uh. Hey dad. Did I already mention you have a nice haircut-
Bugs: Stop beating around the bush. You were supposed to be home an hour ago!
Boko: Oh… it was that long?
(Bugs nods)
Boko: Oh sorry dad, I was uh at Rosco’s playing uh video games. I didn’t know i was gone for that long.
Bugs: Hmmm. Well since i’m in a good mood today, i’ll let this slide, but don’t let it happen again or else-
Boko: Yeah, I know, grounded, and all that, Whatever i’m tired and I wanna sleep.
Bugs: Okay, good night Boko.
Boko: Goodnight dad!
(Boko runs upstairs as the episode ends)
=== Episode 5- Hammond's Return ===
SYNOPSIS - In this episode, we go back to Cypher City and see how things unfold there after the events of Season 1. Hammond still resides, being punished for his crimes, until gets an offer from someone that can make him a rich man…
(It starts off with a birds eye view shot of a Durr Burger. A doordash man is seen coming outside holding a Durr Burger bag and heads into a truck. He starts the ignition and starts driving. As he is on the road he gets a call)
Doordash Driver: Hello?
(Inaudible gibberish is heard from the phone)
Driver: Yes this is he. Oh i’m in the middle of work now, i’m currently delivering some food to a place called Cypher City. Yeah, I never knew a city with this name existed either.
(The driver drives past the You’re now leaving Pensacola sign. It cuts to a desert where the three coyotes from last season are seen. They are seen thin from starvation)
Coyote 2: Ugh. God I am so starving…
Coyote 3: Me too… we haven't eaten anything in months.
Coyote 2: Why did we think moving to a desert was a good idea?
Coyote 1: Not to mention we had one chance to eat a rabbit for dinner, but he went and hitchhiked.
Coyote 2: If only something as small as a delivery truck can appear.
Coyote 3: Hey guys look!
(The truck is seen driving up)
Coyote 1: You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Coyote 2: I think so, but I don’t think 2+2 equals 5.
Coyote 1: No dumbass, we got ourselves dinner. We just need to jump on the count of three.
Coyote 1: One, two…
Coyote 3: THREE!
(The Three jump on top of the truck. The driver hears a thud)
Driver: What the? Is it raining?
(One of the coyote’s peaks over the edge and looks through the window to see a food bag. He tries to grab the bag)
Coyote 1: I can’t reach it.
Coyote 2: Try using this stick!
(The coyote gets a stick and uses it to try and grab hold of the durr burger bag)
Coyote 1: I got it!
(The driver looks through the rearview mirror and sees the coyote)
Driver: WHAT THE!? OH HELL NO!
(The driver grabs hold of the bag as he continues driving)
Driver: GET AWAY FROM THE BAG!
Coyote 3: SHIT HE SAW YOU, BAIL!
Coyote 1:  NO! I AM NOT GONNA STARVE FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS!
(They continue fighting over the bag as the car drifts through the road and almost collides with other cars. Eventually it shows the “Welcome to Cypher City” sign again but the truck crashes into the sign destroying it and the car swerves into Cypher City. In an alleyway, the alley cats are seen talking)
Alley Cat 3: And then after she got declawed, she never felt happy ever again.
Alley Cat 2: No…
Alley Cat 3: Yes. Thank god i never got declawed.
Alley Cat 2: True. Feel sorry for that cat-
Alley Cat 3: Uh truck!
Alley Cat 2: Uh i believe we’re talking about claws, not trucks-
Alley Cat 3: NO DOOFUS, TRUCK!
(The delivery truck crashes into the alleyway and the cats run off. The man comes out of the delivery truck heavily injured)
Driver: Agh… Jesus.
(The driver brings out the bag and looks at his phone)
Driver: Oh hey his home is not too far from here.
(The driver walks off but the Coyotes come out of the truck)
Coyote 1: Not so fast…
Coyote 2: We’re taking that food bag..
Coyote 3: One way or another.
Driver: You want this? You’re gonna have to pry it off my cold… dead… hands…
Coyote 1: … Fine. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
(The Coyote’s charge at the Driver. The driver grabs a metal pipe and uses it to smack the first coyote into a wall. Another Coyote tackles the driver only for him to headbutt the coyote, making him fall down. A third coyote grabs another pipe and the two get out into an all out sword fight. Eventually ending with the driver using his pipe to cut the coyote’s pipe in half. The three coyote’s look in horror)
Driver: Boo.
(The coyote’s run off terrified. The driver walks off. It cuts a community park where Hammond is seen wearing an orange vest picking up trash)
Hammond: “groans” This is insulting.
(The driver is seen walking up still injured)
Driver: Hey are you uh, Hammond?
Hammond: Uh yeah, why do you look so uh… bloody?
Driver: Had one hell of a day. I uh got your doordash order. One durr burger with extra durr fries and a Diet fizz.
Hammond: Oh thanks.
(The driver gives Hammond the bag. Hammond hands him 10 dollars)
Driver: So uh, I know this is awkward to ask, but any chance I can have a tip?
Hammond: Oh I got a tip for you.
Driver: really?
Hammond: Yeah, next time take a bath. You smell like a homeless man.
(Hammond laughs as the Driver walks off sad. Hammond is about to start eating when a man bumps into him spilling his food)
Hammond: AY MAN! YOU JUST DROPPED MY FOOD!
Man: Well I can’t say you don’t deserve it, Mr. Gas Bunnies.
(The man spills a drink into Hammond’s face)
Hammond: AGH WHY YOU LITTLE!
(Hammond is about to strangle him when he notices a cop looking at him. Hammond growls and gets back to work doing community services as the man walks off chuckling)
Hammond: If that rabbit never ruined my plans I wouldn’t BE IN THIS MESS!
(It then cuts to the Mayor’s Office where he is seen watching TV)
News Reporter: It has been a few months since mass shooting at the Town Hall where luckily there were no fatalities, except for the shooter in general, a robotic woman, who exploded after a frog shot a water beam at her. In other news, the city is celebrating the wedding ceremony and the marriage between Terrance and Julia Hardaway.
Mayor: Man, work has been harder since Julia went on her honeymoon. I hope she’s having fun.
(The dust bunnies are seen exiting a vent)
Dip: Woo. Man those vents were filled with a lot of dust.
Dive: True. But that should be cleared up now.
Mayor: I’m guessing you cleaned the vents like I asked.
Dip: Yep.
Mayor: Well a deal is a deal. Here is 50 bucks as promised.
Dive: We can’t accept your money Mr. Mayor.
Dip: We believe that kindness towards others should be free.
Mayor: Well I didn’t expect that, but thanks anyways.
Dip: Hang on i’m getting a call.
(Dip brings out his phone and gets a call from froakie)
Dip: Yello?
Froakie: Hey guys! It’s me! We have a problem.
Dive: What seams to be the problem, Froakster?
Froakie: Seams we have a fox who’s trying to break underground in order to hunt rabbits down. Yall know what to do?
Dive: On it!
(Dip hangs up)
Dip: Sorry Mr Mayor but we gotta go.
Mayor: It’s alright. As long as it’s for a good cause.
(The two nod and jump out the window. It then cuts back to Hammond still cleaning from the side of the road)
Officer: Alright that's enough for today, you can head home.
Hammond: Finally.
(Hammond starts walking off. It cuts to an apartment complex where he walks in a hallway)
Hammond: “Sigh.” Have to live in this cramped apartment since I lost my shack.
(Hammond walks to his door)
Hammond: “sigh”
(Hammond puts his key in the door to open it only for it to not budge)
Hammond: What the?
(Hammond tries it again but it fails)
Hammond: WHAT IS GOING ON!?
(Hammond tries harder to open the door eventually breaking the key)
Hammond: OH THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
(Hammond brings out his phone and calls the landlord)
Landlord: Hello?
Hammond: Yeah! Hello? The key for my door isn’t working.
Landlord: Oh it’s not the key, I changed the locks.
Hammond: What!? Why!?
Landlord: Hammond, your months overdue on your rent. I gave you many chances to try to catch up but you didn’t pay.
Hammond: Well It’s been tough since I lost my hunting job!
Landlord: Oh boo hoo, you know if I had a dollar every time I heard a sob story from you all, I'd be richer than Scrooge McDuck and Mr Goodman combined. I’m tired of giving you chances Hammond. Your stuff has been moved to the back. Now get lost.
Hammond: Wait just give me another month-
(The landlord hangs up)
Hammond: … GOD DAMN IT!
(Hammond is seen sitting in the street next to a bunch of stuff. He is seen holding a cup as people walk by)
Hammond: Spare change? Spare change anyone?
(No one listens as people continue walking past him)
Hammond: Oh come on. Who do I have to hunt for in order to get a dollar around here?
(Another man is seen walking past)
Hammond: Excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar? Anything helps-
(The man turns around revealing to be the vegetable shop owner)
Hammond: … Oh for gods sakes.
Shop Owner: Well well well. If it isn’t the guy who deliberately went and destroyed my shop.
Hammond: For the last time, it was an accident. I was chasing a rabbit.
Shop Owner: Uh huh. Yeah. What are you doing on the streets anyways.
Hammond: “sigh” i lost my hunting liscense after some rabbit fucked up my reputation.
Shop Owner: Huh. Can’t say you didn’t deserve it considering the allegations.
Hammond: Ugh.
Shop Owner: But you know what, I feel bad.
(The shop owner goes into his wallet and brings out five dollars)
Shop Owner: If this will get you to shut up-
Hammond: Finally!
(Hammond is about to swipe the money when the wind causes the money to fly off)
Hammond: NO!
(Hammond chases after the money)
Shop Owner: Weirdo.
(The shop owner walks off. It cuts to an alleyway where Hammond runs inside and sees the money on a drain)
Hammond: Come to papa!
(The money then falls down the drain)
Hammond: NO NO NO NO! AGH GOD DAMN IT!
(The Loan Dolphin is seen coming from the shadows)
Loan Dolphin: Uh you okay man? You look like you had a long day.
Hammond: “groans” You have no idea…
(Hammond gets up and the Loan Dolphin gets a better look at his face)
Loan Dolphin: Wait I think I recognize you. You’re Hammond the Hunter right? Greatest hunter in the city?
Hammond: I suppose you want an autograph or something.
Loan Dolphin: Well actually your just the person I was looking for! I need your help for hunting a certain animal.
Hammond: Well too bad. I don’t hunt anymore. Ever since the damn court took my liscense away…
(Hammond starts walking off)
Loan Dolphin: Huh. It’s a shame. Guess i’m gonna have to take my million dollar offer elsewhere.
(Hammond hears the words “Million Dollars”)
Hammond: Are my ears hearing this correctly?
Loan Dolphin: Ah so that caught your attention.
Hammond: You said million dollars right?
Loan Dolphin: Yep, if you will hear what I have to say.
Hammond: I’m all ears.
Loan Dolphin: I’m currently looking for a rare animal. A pink furred rabbit to be exact.
(Loan Dolphin hands Hammond a picture of Lily)
Hammond: I heard about pink rabbits before. I never thought they were real.
Loan Dolphin: Oh they are. But they are extremely endangered and this could be the last one left.
Hammond: So why do I have to hunt her exactly?
Loan Dolphin: Because pink fur is rare. Do you know how many animals have pink fur?
Hammond: Uh two? Pink Panther and Snagglepuss?
Loan Dolphin: Yeah but those are cartoon characters. This is real life.
(Tobias is seen in his room writing the story but pauses)
Tobias: I don’t think it is.
Hammond: So you're telling me I can get One Million dollars just for hunting down a pink rabbit?
Loan Dolphin: Uh yeah. Unless you're not up for it.
Hammond: No, I'll do anything for a million dollars.
Loan Dolphin: Okay good, and luckily I have a hint of her location. This photo was taken somewhere in Pensacola Florida. So theres a high chance she’s hiding there.
Hammond: Okay, but how do I get out of here. The cops keep watching me like a hawk. Plus i’m not allowed to leave the city with this stupid ankle monitor.
Loan Dolphin: I think we can figure something out.
(Hammond is seen throwing his ankle monitor into a dumpster. The two get into a trunk and drive out)
Hammond: Finally out of that stupid city! So what’s the plan now?
Loan Dolphin: They shouldn’t be able to recognize you in Pensacola, and if they do, it doesn't matter, you can always change your identity at the courthouse.
Hammond: And with a million dollars, I can get all the plastic surgery in the world. Heheh. Pensacola here we come…
(The car drives into Pensacola as the episode ends)
=== Episode 6- Bunny Love Part 1 ===
SYNOPSIS - Boko starts sneaking food over to Lily’s hideout. Eventually Boko convinces Lily to show her the city of Pensacola which leads to a whole situation in of itself.
(It starts off at Boko’s house where he and his family are seen having dinner eating spaghetti)
Bugs: So how long until your school gets fixed up?
Boko: I think they said something about 2 weeks… maybe about a month.
Lola: Oh.
Boko: Well they’re thinking about having us do online classes.
Bugs: Ah.
(Boko is seen finished his plate)
Lola: Alright is everyone full?
Boko and Bugs: Yep.
Lola: Alrighty then.
(Lola takes the dinner leftovers and heads to the trash)
Boko: Wait wait wait are you throwing those leftovers?
Lola: Uh yeah. Everyone is full why?
Boko: Um do you think I could have some in a container? For the road, just in case I get hungry again.
Lola: Um. Okay.
(Lola pours some leftovers in a reusable container and gives it to Boko)
Boko: Cool! Thanks mom!
(Boko runs off with the container)
Lola: Where is he going in such a hurry?
Boko: Probably to hang out with his new friends he made at school.
Lola: Ah, well I'm glad he’s meeting new friends. Better than stealing from Sunny’s all the time.
Bugs: Took the words right out of my mouth, hun.
(Boko is seen walking through the forest when Rosco jumps out a bush)
Rosco: Hey Boko!
Boko: GAH- oh it’s just you Rosco.
Rosco: Yeah, I just figured I’d go on a hike. What's up with you?
Boko: Oh I'm uh doing the same.
Rosco: Really, well any chance we can hike together.
Boko: Oh uh no. It’s a uhhh health thing, I gotta see how much I can hike alone, with no one by my side like at all.
Rosco: Ah, well if you want to hang out, you know where to find me!
(Rosco jumps back into the bushes)
Boko: Phew.
(Boko continues running off. He eventually makes it to Mount Pensacola and makes it to Lily’s cave)
Boko: Hello? Lily? It’s me, Boko. I brought something to eat like I promised.
(She isn’t seen anywhere)
Boko: Hello?
(Lily then hangs down from the roof by her legs)
Lily: Boo!
Boko: AGH!
(Boko falls down and catches the container before it falls)
Lily: “laughs”
Boko: Seriously, was that necessary.
Lily: You should have seen the look on your face.
Boko: Very funny. Anyways, I got some leftovers from my mom’s spaghetti.
Lily: Oh cool.
Boko: Yeah. In my opinion she makes the best pasta.
Lily: Cool. I can’t remember the last time I had a hot meal..
Boko: Wait, your telling me you havn’t eaten a hot meal at all?
(Lily shakes her head)
Boko: Jeez. What about your parents, did they ever make food for you?
Lily: I don’t know. Maybe. I never knew my parents. I got separated from them when I was a baby. I had to fend for myself what feels like my whole life going from city to city being chased by people who want me for my fur.
Boko: Jeez, that’s horrible. I’m really sorry you're going through all of this.
Lily: Thank you. I just wish I could see the entire world, without being chased the whole time.
Boko: Ah. But I guess it doesn’t stop you from stealing something like a carrot from a garden.
Lily: Oh. Yeah. I’ve been forced to resort to stealing my whole life.
Boko: Well you wanna know something?
Lily: What’s that?
Boko: I steal stuff as well.
Lily: Really?
Boko: Yeah.
Lily: Wow. What do you steal?
Boko: Uh mostly garden crops. Like carrots, or tomatoes, sometimes berries.
Lily: Just crops?
Boko: Uhhh yeah I think so pretty much.
Lily: Well not to sound rude but that's kinda boring.
Boko: Now that you think about it. So, what do you like to do here?
Lily: Nothing much really. When i'm not chilling at home, I just sneak into the city. Though I don’t have time to see much as I have to stay hidden.
Boko: Well what if you could hide in plain sight?
Lily: What do you mean by that?
Boko: Well maybe, no one can be able to notice you if you are wearing a disguise?
Lily: I never thought about that. I did steal a basket full of clothes once.
Boko: Perfect!
(It cuts to a while later where Boko walking out of the cave)
Boko: Well, you coming?
Lily: (offscreen) Hang on.
(Lily comes out wearing a trenchcoat, a fedora and sunglasses)
Lily: You sure no one can suspect me wearing this?
Boko: Of course. No one suspects a guy in a trenchcoat.
Lily: This feels a little big for me, but I think I can get used to it.
Boko: Cool, so you coming or are you chicken?
Lily: Haha, very funny.
(The two run off. A montage starts as Boko and Lily enter the middle of Pensacola City as Lily looks around in amazement. The two walk by a bus stop and a bus picks them up. Lily looks out in amazement out the window. The two are seen getting ice creams from greenhouse ice cream. Afterwards, the two are seen at Giddy Park riding on a roller coaster. A picture is taken of the two of them on the roller coaster and they are seen buying it at the gift shop. The two are seen walking off laughing)
Boko: Now was that fun or what?
Lily: You were right Boko! This place is a fun city. Thanks for showing more of it to me.
Boko: No problem. Honestly, I think I had more fun with you than I did anyone else.
Lily: You really mean that?
Boko: 101%
Lily: Why 101?
Boko: Just adding that little bit of certainty in case I lost one.
(The two continue laughing. Eventually they run into someone)
Boko: Woops, excuse me mister-
(The figure turns around revealing to be Prince)
Boko: … -Shit.
Prince K Rool: Well well well. If it isn’t Boko Mchopster Bunny.
Boko: Don’t call me by my middle name, asshole.
Prince K Rool: Brought back my candy yet?
Boko: I told you already, you big green booger, I didn't steal your god damn candy.
Goon 1: Ayo prince, is this punk causing you trouble?
Prince K Rool: Yeah duh, because he stole my candy.
Boko: I DIDN’T!
Goon 2: Don’t lie to the prince, chump! Or we’ll mess you up!
Boko: Who the hell are you people supposed to be. “His goons”?
Goon 3: Yeah, prick.
Boko: … Oh.
Lily: “In her head” (Heh, little does he know I’m the one who stole his candy.)
Prince K Rool: Who the hell is this kid?
Lily: I’m uh-
Boko: Not important. So how bout you back off.
Prince K Rool: And what the hells with that stupid hat?
Boko: NO!
(Prince swipes Lily’s hat)
Prince K Rool: Hah how do you like that you… what the?
(Prince and the goons get a look at Lily)
Prince K Rool: A pink rabbit? (laughing) PAH! THAT'S SO GIRLY! And look at her gay little bow!
(Prince laughs as the goons look on in confusion)
Prince K Rool: LAUGH WITH ME, GOONS!
(The goons start laughing along side)
Boko: Uh, should we get out of here-
(Lily raises her arm as if saying “No, let me handle this”)
Lily: So you like cracking jokes eh? Well I got a good one! Why did the dinosaur go to the emergency room?
Prince K Rool: Uhhh cause he is slowly cringing to death after seeing a girly rabbit?
Lily: It’s because he has a huge dino-SORE!
(Lily jumps at Prince and kicks him in the face making him fall to the ground with a bloody nose)
Prince K Rool: GAH! MY NOSE!
Boko: … Wow.
Lily: Come on! Let’s get out of here!
(The two run off)
Prince K Rool: DON’T JUST STAND THERE, GET THEM!
(The goons race after the two)
Boko: LILY, THAT WAS AWESOME, I mean I never thought you’d straight up-
Lily: Less chatting, more running!
Boko: Hey my house is nearby we can hide there!
Lily: You sure?
Boko: Yeah! My parents are at work at this hour. So we should be safe!
(It cuts to the Bunny residence where the two race inside the house. Boko locks the door. Prince and the goons race up and try to open up the door to no avail. Boko and Lily look out the window)
Prince K Rool: OPEN THE DOOR DICKHEAD!
Boko: Sucks to suck dickweed.
Prince K Rool: IF YOU DON’T OPEN UP WE’RE GONNA BREAK YOU APART!
Goon 1: WHAT HE SAID!
Boko: Oh well what are you gonna do about it Prince K Dork? You’re over there, and we’re in here!
Lily: “chuckles” Prince K Dork.
(Prince is seen red in the face)
Prince K Rool: YOU’RE LUCKY I DON’T HAVE A WAY IN, OR I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE!
(Prince gets so mad he kicks the doormat revealing a key that his goon picks up)
Goon 1: Yo prince! I found this key under the mat!
Boko: Oh shit.. I forgot my dad keeps an emergency key under the mat.
(Prince smiles evilly)
Prince K Rool: Boys, it’s rabbit season.
(Prince opens the door)
Prince K Rool: Search the house boys. 
(The goons scatter around the house)
Prince K Rool: You can hide, but you can’t run.
(Boko and Lily are seen upstairs)
Boko: Welp they’re in the house now.
Lily: What now?
Boko: Why are you asking me?
Lily: You’re the one who told us to hide in your house.
Boko: Well maybe this wouldn’t happen if you kicked jolly green giant in the face.
(Lily starts chuckling)
Lily: “Jolly green giant”.
(Lily continues laughing which causes Boko to laugh but stop as they hear yelling)
Goon 1: PRINCE! I HEAR LAUGHTER UPSTAIRS!
Prince K Rool: WELL DON’T JUST SIT THERE! GO FIND THEM AND KICK THEIR SORRY ASSES!
Lily: Welp, we’re in trouble.
Boko: We gotta run somewhere. They could bust down my room.
(Boko looks up)
Boko: The attic! Lily, give me a boost!
Lily: Uh okay.
(Boko gets on top of Lily and jumps to the attic door where he pulls the door down revealing the ladder)
Boko: Hurry up and climb!
(The two climb up the ladder and Boko hurries and closes the door as Prince and his goons run upstairs)
Boko: As long as we’re quiet they shouldn’t find us here.
Lily: I hope so. “Cough” Man this place is really dusty.
Boko: Yeah. Attics are known to be like that.
(Lily notices a salad)
Lily: Oh hey someone left their salad here.
(Lily its a bit of it)
Lily: And it’s still fresh?
???: HEY!
(Jasper from “The Attic” is seen)
Jasper: Stay away from my lunch!
Boko: “sigh” I forgot he was still here.
Jasper: Boko, my man! Haven't seen you in a hot while!
Boko: Ugh. Lily, this is Jacob-
Jasper: Jasper.
Boko: Uhuh. This is Jasper. Aka an annoying rabbit who lives in my attic when I clearly don’t want him here.
Jasper: Uh this ain't your attic. I believe your parents bought this house.
Boko: Yeah, and you just live here without them knowing.
Jasper: So you're just coming here to try to kick me out again?
Boko: Not this time, we’re kinda hiding from someone.
Jasper: You’re dad?
Boko: No. Worse.
Prince K Rool: Where is he!? WHERE IS THAT SELF CENTERED SON OF A BITCH AND HIS BITCH OF A GIRLFRIEND!?
Goon 2: We’re looking around the entire house, prince, we can’t find them.
Prince K Rool: Well look HARDER!
Lily: Maybe if we just stay really quiet, they will leave.
Boko: Good idea.
Jasper: You guys do that. I’m gonna listen to my spotify playlist.
(Jasper puts on his headphones and brings out a phone. He starts playing his song when it plays really loud from the phone)
Phone: ♪ RADIOACTIVE! RADIOACTIVE! ♪
(Boko and Lily look in horror)
Boko: “whispering” TURN IT OFF!
(Jasper shuts the music off)
Boko: “whisper yelling” JASON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? YOU DIDN’T PLUG THAT IN!?
Jasper: One, it’s Jasper. Two, I’m sorry I thought I plugged my headphones in.
Boko: I’m about to whip your dumba-
Lily: Boko calm down! Maybe they didn’t hear it.
(It cuts to Prince and his goons looking from under the attic door)
Prince K Rool: Was it just me, or did I just hear Imagine Dragons?
Goon 1: Sounds like Imagine dragons to me boss.
Prince K Rool: Open the attic door.
(The goon tries to open the attic door)
Boko: SHIT! Hold the door closed!
(Boko Lily and Jasper try holding the door close not letting him in)
Goon 2: It’s not budging boss! I think it’s locked.
Prince K Rool: Obviously you don’t have the strength of the royal prince himself.
(Prince pulls back his sleeves and tries pushing open the door)
Lily: Shit he’s too strong!
Boko: What do we do!?
Jasper: I got an idea! You guys hide, while I can go and distract him! This will give you guys time to escape the house!
Lily: Great idea Jerry!
Jasper: Jasper.
Lily: Sorry Gerald.
Jasper: UGH! JUST GO HIDE!
(The two hide inside a box as Prince barges in)
Prince K Rool: I know you're in here rabbits.
(Prince and his goons enter the attic. Jasper is seen eating his salad)
Jasper: Oh hello fellow attic dwellers. Care for some salad? It’s cold and fresh.
Prince K Rool: We’re not here to play games brownie, we’re looking for two rabbits. One gray, one pink. Have you seen them?
Jasper: Hmmm, a gray and pink rabbit you say? Nnnnope. Never heard of em.
Prince K Rool: I know you're lying! Prince has built in lie detectors! Now WHERE ARE THE RABBITS!?
Jasper: You look rather tense, would you like some salad?
Goon 1: I’d like some salad-
(Prince death stares Goon 1 shutting him up)
Prince K Rool: No one wants your stupid salad.
Jasper: Hmmm. More for me then.
(Jasper goes to eat his salad but Prince slaps the bowl onto the floor ruining it)
Jasper: My salad… 
(Prince grabs Jasper by the shirt)
Prince K Rool: Listen buster, you got until the count of right now to tell me where those bastards are!
Jasper: Hey listen buddy, even if I did know where they are, I don't know if I can tell you.
(Jasper sees the two hiding behind a box)
Jasper: Besides you never know if they are simply taking the opportunity to leave while a distraction is happening.
(The two take this is a sign and head towards the door)
Prince K Rool: What the hell are you even talking about?
(Lily opens the door only for it to make a squeaking sound. Prince turns around and sees them)
Boko: Dang it, I thought dad told mom to buy WD40.
Prince K Rool: GET THEM!
(Prince and the goons race after Boko and Lily who run off as well. Leaving Jasper to clean up the salad mess)
Jasper: Thanks for ruining a perfectly good salad, dick.
(Boko and Lily run downstairs)
Boko: That was a close one! 
(Boko and Lily stop in horror as they see the door slowly open. Bugs opens the door holding a water bottle)
Bugs: Oh hey Boko.
(Boko is seen wearing a top hat with Lily all out in sight)
Boko: Hey dad, you’re home early.
Bugs: Yeah, there was an emergency so they let us home early. Is that my fancy tophat?
Boko: Oh this? I thought I'd wear it because it looked uh cool.
Bugs: Heh. You get your fashion sense from your father. Um, I'm gonna go upstairs and use the restroom.
Boko: Okay, I'll just be going outside.
Bugs: Alright, you do that.
(Bugs pass by as Boko comes outside and places the tophat down. Lily comes out)
Lily: That was a close one.
Boko: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Lily: Well this day was really crazy. 
Boko: Agreed.
Lily: After that guy saw my face, It might not be safe for me anymore, so I might just stay near Mt Pensacola.
Boko: Oh.
Lily: But hey, I had fun today.
Boko: To be honest I did to.
Lily: Well i’ll be heading home now, same time tomorrow?
Boko: Yeah, same time tomorrow.
(Lily puts her disguise back on and runs off. Boko smiles and heads back inside. It cuts back to the living room where Prince and his goons are seen racing in)
Prince K Rool: Ugh where the hell is that kid?
Goon 1: Must have ran off.
Prince K Rool: Ugh, forget about it. We’ll just hang low until we see those rabbits again. And next time, there are not gonna be any obstacles.
(Bugs is seen walking in)
Bugs: What the hell are you people doing in my house!?
Prince K Rool: Uhhh. BAIL BOYS!
(Prince and his goons race off as Bugs looks on in confusion as the episode ends)
=== Episode 7- Bunny Love Part 2 ===
SYNOPSIS - Boko continues to visit Lily, however continuing to do so, he discovers feelings for Lily that he doesn’t understand. A while afterwards, Rosco runs into Prince which leads to trouble.
(It starts off at a durr burger where Rosco and Boko are seen at a table)
Rosco: So then me and my dad were starting to set up the tents when it kept falling. We thought it was the wind, “snickers” but it turns out he was reading the manual upside down! “Laughing” No wonder it looked like he was trying to make an upside down pyramid! Isn’t that funny, Boko?
(Boko is seen staring into space)
Rosco: Boko? Boko? Earth to Boko?
Boko: Huh?
Rosco: My story, it’s funny right?
Boko: Uh.. uh huh yeah sure.
Rosco: What did you like the most about it?
Boko: Umm the cat.
Rosco: Uh, I don’t think there was a cat in the story.
Boko: Well if there's no cat, then how can it be a good story? Hey, when's our food gonna be ready?
Grill Sergeant: Table number 17?
Boko: Oup! That’s us!
(Boko and Rosco walk up to the counter and Grill Sergeant gives them one bag each)
Grill Sergeant: Here you two go.
Boko: Thanks sir.
Rosco: Thanks mister.
Grill Sergeant: No problem. Have a durrtastic day!
Rosco: … Wut?
Grill Sergeant: Sorry it’s in my contract I have to say that everytime I finish an order.
Boko: That sounds sad.
Grill Sergeant: Trust me, it is.
Boko: Well uh you have a good day anyway sir.
(Boko and Rosco leave)
Rosco: So, you want to eat these and hang out at the park?
Boko: Oh uh actually, I have to handle some stuff elsewhere.
Rosco: Oh, well maybe I can come with you and help out?
Boko: Thanks but I uh gotta handle this on my own, for uh.. Personnel stuff.
Rosco: Oh…
Boko: See ya later Rosco.
(Boko runs off)
Rosco: Bye Boko.
(Rosco looks on as Boko runs off)
Rosco: I wonder what’s so important that he keeps running off to.
(Boko is seen running through the city and waits at a street to cross when he sees Prince and his goons walking on the other side of the street)
Prince K Rool: I’m telling ya, when I find that rabbit, he’s gonna pay.
Goon 1: Hey uh Prince, isn’t that the rabbit over there?
(Prince notices Boko)
Prince K Rool: IT IS!
Boko: Oh crap.
(Boko runs off)
Prince K Rool: GET HIM!
(Prince and his goons chase after Boko)
Boko: CRAP CRAP CRAP!
(It cuts back to the neighborhood where Bully Bill is seen going down the sidewalk when Boko runs into him)
Bully Bill: Ow watch it!
Boko: Listen, I don’t have time for this nonsense! I need a place to hide.
(Prince is seen around the corner)
Prince: I’M GONNA FIND YOU YOU GRAY LITTLE PRICK!
Boko: Come on, make up your mind!
Bully Bill: Shit.
(Bully Bill looks under his dad’s car)
Bully Bill: Quickly, you can hide under there!
(Boko does so as Prince runs up to Bully Bill)
Prince K Rool: You, bullet! Have you seen a rabbit running around here?
Bully Bill: Don’t you have a school to be f*cking up?
Prince K Rool: GOD DAMN IT I KNOW HE’S AROUND HERE! And you better tell me where he is, or else!
Bully Bill: Or else what…?
Prince K Rool: Eh to be honest not much.
Bully Bill: Maybe you need to look in a toilet or something.
Prince K Rool: Why’s that?
Bully Bill: Cause you're seeing bullshit. “Laughs”
(Prince gets red in the face)
Prince K Rool: K, you know what? I don’t have time to deal with this! I'm gonna find that rabbit! And you better watch your back bullet man!
(Prince and his goons storm off)
Bully Bill: Okay he’s gone now, you can come out.
(Boko comes out from under the car)
Boko: “cough” man that things dusty.
Bully Bill: Yeah my dad’s car has a history with not being clean. Anyways it’s probably not my right to ask, but why was Prince chasing you anyway?
Boko: Apparently he thinks I stole something from him, which I didn’t, and apparently he got assaulted by a friend of mine and now he’s trying to kill me.
Bully Bill: Hmph. Classic Prince.
Boko: Wait, you know him?
Bully Bill: Yeah I have a slight history with him.
Boko: What history?
Bully Bill: Well to keep a long story short, he was once a classmate of mine who got me expelled, but I managed to get him back which sent him to Juvie.
Boko: He was sent to juvie? Man, at this rate he should have been sent off to military school.
Bully Bill: True, good point. The name is Bully Bill by the way.
Boko: Boko Bunny.
Bully Bill: So where are you headed off to.
Boko: Just for some uh, personnel stuff.
Bully Bill: Alright you do you, and hey, if Prince and his goons come messing with you again, you know who to call.
Boko: Thanks, I'll do just that.
(The two nod and Boko continues running off. It cuts back to the Mt Pensacola hideout where Lily is seen reading a book she stole)
Lily: Man, who would have thought that RH and Vandal Buster were the same person. What a twist.
(Suddenly Lily hears rustling)
Lily: Hello?
(Lily drops her book and walks over to the noise)
Lily: I-is someone in here?
(Lily walks over to a rustling pile of stolen stuff. The pile is seen slowly shaking and Lily walks up to it)
Lily: Who’s in there!?
(Lily walks up to the pile and out jumps a bird)
Lily: “shrieks” Oh. Its just a bird.
(The bird flies off)
Lily: “chuckles” And for a moment there I thought it was Bo-
(Boko jumps out of a box)
Boko: Hi Lily!
(Lily screams and falls on the floor)
Boko: HAH! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!
Lily: DUDE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!? You can’t just jump out of people and scare them like that!
Boko: Says the rabbit girl who decided to jump from the ceiling to startle me.
Lily: … “chuckles” Touche.
Boko: So I didn’t get much but I was able to drop off by the durr burger. I got two burgers and a side of fries.
Lily: Oh cool.
Boko: Yeah sorry that i couldn’t get anything else. I kinda already spent most of my allowance this month.
Lily: Eh thats okay. Besides, if we can’t afford more food, we could always take a five finger discount?
Boko: … Wut?
Lily: “sigh” That’s a metaphor for stealing.
Boko: Oh. Wait, you wanna go back to the city? After what happened yesterday?
Lily: Yeah, I mean that was fun.
Boko: But Lily, are you sure it’s a good idea, I mean it might be a bigger risk than last time.
Lily: Hey. What’s life without taking a few risks now and then?
Boko: Hmmm.. Good point. Well can we at least only steal from bad guys this time? I already have enough heroes in Pensacola hating my guts.
Lily: Hmmm. Fine. But on one condition.
Boko: What’s that?
Lily: Last one to Pensacola is a rotten rabbit!
(Lily runs off)
Boko: Hey no fair you had a head start!
(Boko races after. It then cuts to Badman’s hideout where he is seen coming in with a package)
Badman: Man I cannot wait to open this bad boy up!
(Heart Head is seen looking out the window)
Badman: What are you doing heartie?
Heart Head: Oh nothing. Just looking for any disgusting love birds for me to shoot.
(Heart Head sees two turtle doves in love on a tree. He shoots his gun scaring them off)
Heart Head: GROSS GET OUT OF HERE!
Badman: Uh huh you do that.
(Badman opens up the box revealing an AC)
Badman: Summers coming up, so this is a good time to turn this on.
(The microwave is heard beeping)
Badman: OH CRAP MY ENCHILADAS!
(Badman runs off. Boko and Lily are seen sneaking through the left open the door and see the AC. The two quickly grab the freshener and run off. Badman comes in with enchiladas but notices the AC gone)
Badman: WHERE DID MY AC GO!?
(Badman looks at Heart Head)
Badman: HEARTIE!
Heart Head: Yeah is something wrong, boss?
Badman: Where did you put my AC?!
Heart Head: What?
Badman: My AC where did you put it!?
Heart Head: I didn’t touch your stupid AC, man!
Badman: You calling me a liar!?
(The two continue arguing as Boko and Lily run off laughing with the stolen AC. It eventually leads into a montage of the two stealing stuff from villains. Murder Man, Mega Maid, Murder Man X, and Ink Brute are seen running into their hideout with a bunch of stolen cash. They celebrate but while they are not looking, Lily and Boko grab a vacuum and suck the money up. They run off leaving the Murder Squad confused as to what just happened. Nancy and Does Bad Things Guy are seen on laptops but then Lily comes in wearing a scary mask making them run off in fear. The two laugh and grab the laptops. Fatass is seen in his room eating a bunch of junk food. He is about to eat a pack of oreos but Lily quickly swipes the oreo package and runs off leaving Fatass having a temper tantrum. At Goodman bank and trust, the employees are seen working but then a suitcase gets thrown in filled with the money Murder Squad stole. Boko and Lily are seen having thrown it and the two run off. It cuts back to Mt Pensacola where the montage ends and the two are seen laughing watching videos on a laptop while eating oreos and the AC is seen next to them. The video is revealed to be of Culdee snickering and walking up to Sunny)
Culdee: This is gonna be hilarious! (To Sunny) Hey Sunny!
Sunny: Oh hey Culdee!
Culdee: I just read this awesome book yesterday!
Sunny: Cool! What's it called?
Culdee: "The Rabbit!".
(Sunny looks at Culdee with a shocked face. Sunny then punches Culdee in the face making him fall to the ground and she storms off angry)
RH: (Offscreen) OH SHIT!
Boko: Hah! Take this as a lesson, don’t remind Sunny of “The Rabbit”.
Lily: Wait weren't you in “The Rabbit”
Boko: Yeah, it was my feature debut. Though I unfortunately got the role in being in a low rated story at least by MarioFan standards. That’s basically why everyone hates me. But that aside, today was fun. Probably even better than yesterday.
Lily: Probably because we arn’t being chased by Barney the green dinosaur.
Boko: HAH! “Barney the Green Dinosaur” Good one. You also had good thinking grabbing these oreos. 
Lily: True. Double stuffed oreos are my favorite.
Boko: Really? Mine too. You know what I like to do when I'm bored. Sometimes I take one half of one cookie, and another half from another, and I put them together and make quadruple stuffs.
Lily: Hey that’s what I do when I'm bored too.
Boko: No way!
(The two laugh)
Lily: You know, I never thought we’d have more in common other than stealing things.
Boko: Me neither.
(The two laugh but then start awkwardly laugh as their faces blush a little red)
Lily: Heh.
Boko: Uhm..
Boko and Lily: Anyways let’s stop wasting time- (the two pause as they realize they talked at the same time) Woah… Did that.. Really just happen.
Lily: Okay umm weird. Anyways, let’s just get back to watching some more-
(Lily and Boko reach for the last cookie in the packet but end up touching hands instead. They stare into eachothers eyes for a moment before moving their hands back)
Boko: Sorry you have it.
Lily: No it's okay you have it.
Boko: No really you can have it. I’m full anyways.
Lily: No really, I’m stuffed.
Boko: (Okay what the hell is going on. Why do I feel so weird all of a sudden.)
(Boko then gets a call on his phone)
Boko: Hello?
Bugs: Hey Boko, it's your father. Where are you right now?
Boko: Um, i’m just walking around the city, why.
Bugs: Well it’s getting late, its about time you come home.
Boko: Uhm okay dad. Love you.
(Boko hangs up)
Boko: S-sorry it’s my dad. I better get home before 9 or it’s my ass.
Lily: O-okay um. Same time tomorrow then.
Boko: Um… yeah. S-see ya.
Lily: Bye.
(Boko runs off but not before looking back. He waves and then leaves. Boko is seen walking through the neighborhood)
Boko: Man.. that was weird. It’s like I was a completely different person back then. What the hell happened to me?
(Boko’s Shoulder Angel poofs into existence)
Boko’s Angel: It sounds like someones found their soulmate!
Boko: What the? My shoulder angel? Where the hell have you been?
Boko’s Angel: Eh i’ve been average, I couldn’t help but hear your conversation with that Lily girl.
Boko: Have you been eavesdropping?
(Boko’s Devil pops in)
Boko’s Devil: Of course he’s been eavesdropping cause he has nothing better to do.
Boko’s Angel: Uh I wouldn’t call it eavesdropping, more like overhearing. I over heard your conversation with that Lily girl, and it looks like to me someones in l-u-v love!
(Boko’s Devil starts gagging)
Boko’s Angel: Oh grow up, it’s young love.
Boko: Me? Love? Nah I don’t do love stuff. I find the concept of love degrading and repulsive. Bleh.
Boko’s Devil: To be fair Buckaroo said the same thing but now he’s hanging out with that fox girl. Lucky bastard.
Boko’s Angel: Love is nothing to be ashamed of Boko.
Boko: “sigh” I just don’t know how to show it, that's all.
Boko’s Angel: Well i’d recommend you’d come up with a way to do so fast, because you may not ever get this chance again.
(The two disappear)
Boko: Hmmm..
(Boko walks over to the house and enters)
Bugs: Ah there you are Boko. Your mother is almost done with dinner. Should be ready in five.
(Boko is seen looking at the ground)
Bugs: Boko?
Boko: Huh?
Bugs: Is everything alright? You look a little down.
Boko: Yeah everythings fine dad, I'm just gonna go in my room until dinner is ready.
Bugs: Okay, if you say so.
(Boko walks upstairs. It cuts to early in the morning the next day where Rosco is seen walking)
Rosco: La la la la la. Taking my early morning stroll.
(Prince K Rool is seen in his house listening to loud music)
Prince K Rool:♪ I! HATE! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU! WHY! DO I-♪
(King K Rool bursts in)
Prince K Rool: Dad I thought I told you to knock!
King K Rool: This is my house! Also, what did I tell you about playing loud music, this early morning? You might upset the neighbors.
Prince K Rool: “high pitched” You might upset the me me me me me me.
King K Rool: You better watch your tone young man. God it’s only been a week your back from Juvie, and you're already giving me a headache.
(Theres then a knock at the door)
Prince K Rool: “gasp” IT CAME!
(Prince runs downstairs to the front door)
Simmons: Delivery for uh, Prince Cruel?
Prince K Rool: It’s Prince K Rool!
(Prince grabs the package and slams the door. He opens the door and it reveals a drone)
King K Rool: Did you seriously buy a drone?
Prince K Rool: Yeah dad, isn’t it cool?!
King K Rool: Uh yeah it's cool and all,but how did you buy it?
Prince K Rool: Uh my allowance, duh. I'm gonna go outside and play with it.
King K Rool: Did you even sleep at all last night-
(Prince doesn’t listen and leaves and slams the door)
King K Rool: … “sigh”
(King K Rool walks back upstairs as it cuts back to outside)
Prince K Rool: I gotta call my goons about this!
(Prince K Rool sends a text and they immediately skate up)
Goon 1: Yo prince! You texted us to roll up?
Prince K Rool: Check out what finally came in the mail boys!
Goon 1: Cool!
Goon 2: Is that a drone?
Prince K Rool: No it’s a toaster.
Goon 2: A toaster? Well that’s lame-
(Prince steps on the goon’s foot)
Goon 2: YOW!
Prince K Rool: IT’S A DRONE, DUMBASS! Have you ever even seen a drone before?
Goon 3: I think my dad owns one.
(Rosco is seen walking around the corner)
Goon 1: So what’s your plan for tonight, Prince?
Prince K Rool: I was thinking we can use this to spy on the neighborhood milv-
(Rosco accidentally bumps into Prince causing him to drop his drone. However the goon catches the drone before it falls to the concrete)
Prince K Rool: GAH! MY DRONE!
Goon 1: Don’t worry prince, I caught it!
Prince K Rool: Oh thank god.
(Prince gets angry and turns around)
Prince K Rool: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM! Do you have a death wish!?
Rosco: I uh i’m s-sorry mister, I wasn’t looking where I was going.
Prince K Rool: Wait I know you, you’re that racoon friend of that rabbit that made me look bad.
(Prince slowly pursues Rosco as he walks backwards)
Rosco: I, uhh I'm sorry, I have to get home.
(Rosco is about to run but Prince grabs him and picks him up)
Rosco: GAH!
Prince K Rool: Where do you think you're going, don’t think you can just walk off after almost destroying my drone? How old are you?
Rosco: T-t-te-t-te-
Prince K Rool: T-t-t-t-t-to young to know the value of expensive drones. You know what, since you like breaking drones so much, how about we give you some flying lessons?
Rosco: F-flying lessons!? But I'm not a bird.
Prince K Rool: You got the duct tape?
Goon 1: Oh I got the duct tape!
Rosco: W-Wait, we don't need to resort to this!
Prince K Rool: Too late, coonskin.
(Prince duct tapes Rosco to the drone)
Rosco: HELP! LET ME GO!
Prince K Rool: Ah shut up, no ones gonna hear you in this part of time. Give me the remote.
(A goon gives Prince a remote and he starts flying the drone)
Rosco: WAIT WAIT WAIT! I-I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!
Prince K Rool: What’s that!? I can’t hear you over the drone!
Rosco: I’M AFRAID OF-
(Prince starts flying the drone far away)
Rosco: AHHHHHHH!
(Prince and his goons laugh at Rosco’s expense)
Prince K Rool: Who wants me to fly him around the entire city!
Goons: Hell yeah!
Prince K Rool: Alright! Let’s start with that giant volcano over there!
Goon 1: Wait, you're not gonna drop him in the volcano are you?
Prince K Rool: No, but I might consider it.
(The goons look at Prince with shocked faces)
Prince K Rool: I’m kidding homies.
(The goons, relieved, start laughing)
Prince K Rool: But I might give him a little scare.
(Rosco is seen being flown towards Mt Pensacola screaming)
Rosco: I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS!
(The drone makes it close to Mt Pensacola)
Prince K Rool: Heh, this is gold.
Goon 1: Listen to him scream like a bitch.
(Prince and his goons continue laughing. Eventually a warning appears on the drone camera saying “LOW BATTERY”)
Prince K Rool: WHAT!? Low Battery!?
Goon 1: You didn’t charge it!?
Prince K Rool: I just bought it, I didn’t know I needed to charge it first!
(Back at Rosco’s perspective the drone starts emergency landing)
Rosco: Wait what the!? NO NO NO!
(The drone starts falling fast)
Rosco: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO REAAAAD-
(Rosco crashes into a stack of dead grass. Lily is seen sleeping when she hears the noise)
Lily: Huh?
Prince K Rool: GOD DAMN IT! I lost the signal!
Goon 1: Oh shoot.
Goon 2: Well maybe we can do something else?
Prince K Rool: NO! I spent $500 just to get this stupid thing!
Goon 3: Where did you even get 500 dollars from?
Prince K Rool: My dad’s credit card, duh.
Goon 4: Wait won’t you get in trouble for that?
Prince K Rool: Like he’s gonna find out, he’s too busy working at Gamestop. Now, we’re gonna go to mount pensacola and find that stupid drone.
Goon 1: But that’s really far away.
Prince K Rool: I don’t care if it landed at the f*cking moon! We’re getting my drone back.
Goon 2: What about the racoon?
Prince K Rool: What about that loser? Now come on!
(Prince starts skating off as the goons skate after as the episode ends)
=== Episode 8- Rabbit Napped! ===
SYNOPSIS - Boko decides to muster up the courage to confess to Lily, however they are both in trouble as Hammond, with the help of Prince, captures the two. With the help of new and old friends and each other, they face off and end this well hyped up season.
(It starts off with Boko walking through a dark area)
Boko: Hello? Anyone here?
(Boko continues walking but stops as he hears walking and the shadow of feet race past behind him)
Boko: I-is someone there?
(Laughing is heard)
Boko: This isn’t funny.
(Boko then sees a carrot)
Boko: A carrot?
(Boko looks around and walks over to it, he is about to grab the carrot but a loud clamping sound is heard as Boko feels a pain in his leg)
Boko: “screams in pain”
(Boko looks down and sees he has stepped in a bear trap)
Boko: Oh god damn it!
(Boko tries to free the bear trap but then a shotgun is pointed to him. He looks behind him and sees Hammond with a shotgun)
Boko: HAMMOND!?
Hammond: Hello again rabbit.
(Hammond shoots the shotgun but then it cuts to Boko waking up in his room)
Boko: “panting” Oh god. What a nightmare.
???: Have a good sleep?
Boko: No, I had this weird nightmare that I was walking through a dark area, then I was caught in a beartrap, and then.
(Boko turns around and sees Hammond again)
Boko: WHAT THE!?
Hammond: Good night.
(Hammond brings out his shotgun again and blasts only for it to cut to him laughing in his sleep)
Hammond: Heheh… heheheh… huh.
(Beeping is heard as Hammond wakes up and shuts his alarm)
Hammond: “sigh” What a dream. Time to start the day.
(Hammond gets up and picks up the picture of Lily and walks off. It cuts back to the Mt Pensacola hideout as Lily is seen struggling to sleep)
Lily: I can’t sleep. I feel… weird.
(Lily continues to try to sleep but then he hears a crash outside)
Lily: Huh?
(Lily gets up to investigate the noise)
Lily: Boko? Is that you?
(Lily goes outside and sees Rosco and the drone fallen into the grass pile. Lily runs to Rosco)
Lily: Oh my god are you alright?
Rosco: Oh i’m fine officer, I'm just a dittle lizzy… “groans”
Lily: Here, let me get you inside.
(Lily grabs Rosco and brings him inside her hut.
It cuts to the Pensacola Park where Boko is seen on his phone talking to his classmates)
Boko: So how has the break been for you guys?
Batty: Not bad.
Stacy: I get to spend more time with my family which is cool.
Cameron: Same here, though we’re likely gonna have to make up with more homework once school’s back in session.
Boko: Ah. 
Cameron: Also where’s Rosco?
Boko: Dunnow. Last time I saw him was yesterday..
Stacy: Hey Boko, you okay? Your looking kinda down?
Boko: Eh i’ve just been thinking about stuff lately.
Batty: Like what?
Boko: Like, what do you do when you like someone?
Batty: Um… you say nice things like “hey nice shoes” or “hey cool jacket”
Boko: No, like. When you really like someone.
Batty: Ohhhh… I don’t get it.
Stacy: Aw.. Poor guys in love.
Boko: I’M NOT IN LOVE, I just have some complicated feelings for another being.
Cameron: That’s “in love” dude.
Boko: “sigh” Just, what do you guys think I should do?
Batty: I don’t know what to tell you man, we’re elementary schoolers, we can’t know anything about this till at least middle school.
Boko: “sigh” Well thanks for the help I guess. Well I better get going, I feel like a walk might get my mind off of things.
Batty: Ya sure?
Boko: Yeah. See you all later?
Stacy: Bye Boko.
Cameron: See ya.
(Boko leaves the call)
Boko: “sigh”
(Boko gets up from the park bench and walks off. It cuts back to Lily’s hideout where Rosco is seen sitting down resting as Lily gives him a cup of water)
Lily: Here, hope this helps.
(Rosco drinks it)
Rosco: Thanks kid stranger.
Lily: It looked like you had a bit of a fall back there.
Rosco: Yeah, some mean kids taped me to a drone.
Lily: That explains the drone that landed next to you.
Rosco: Yeah. Hey I didn’t catch your name, my name is Rosco.
Lily: Lily.
Rosco: I don’t think I've seen you much around here, Lily.
Lily: Yeah I don’t appear often in Pensacola.
Rosco: Well you should, it’s a cool city.
Lily: Yeah, I'm aware, did that fall hurt you?
Rosco: Not out of the ordinary.
Lily: Hopefully those people who hurt you or whoever they are will get whats coming to them.
Rosco: True, I really don’t like that Prince K Rool and his thugs.
(Lily stops)
Lily: Did you say Prince K Rool?
Rosco: Yeah? What about it?
Prince K Rool: (OS) Keep looking! It’s somewhere around here.
Lily: Oh no.
(Lily looks outside the cave entrance and Prince and his goons are seen)
Prince K Rool: There’s my drone! Aw man, it’s covered in leaves and mud.
Goon 1: It’s alright prince, maybe we can steal money to get a new drone.
Goon 2: Or maybe we can find that racoon and make him sorry.
Prince K Rool: I agree with the latter.
(Prince looks around and then notices Lily peeking behind the cave)
Prince K Rool: You!
(Lily gasps and runs back into the cave)
Goon 3: What is it, Prince?
Prince K Rool: Remember that pink rabbit friend of Boko’s well this appears to be the place she’s hiding. Why don’t we… say hello?
(The goons catch on and laugh)
Lily: Crap! Why did you have to lead them to me!?
Rosco: Who?
Lily: Prince and his thugs!
Prince K Rool: (OS) Knock knock. Anybody home?
Lily: I’m so dead.
(Rosco runs off)
Lily: Where are you going?!
(Prince K Rool and his thugs break in)
Prince K Rool: Ding dong.
Lily: Have you ever heard of knocking?
Prince K Rool: Knockings for chumps. I think we need to have a talk about how you embarrassed me in front of my own goons.
(Prince slowly walks up to Lily)
Lily: S-stay back, you wouldn’t hit a girl would you?
Prince K Rool: You know it really bothers me that men and women don’t get the same treatment in life. I’m all about gender equality.
(Prince is about to strike Lily but then)
Rosco: (OS) Not so fast!
(Rosco is seen on top of boxes)
Prince K Rool: Well Well well, if it ain't the raccoon kid.
Rosco: Unhand the rabbit lady!
Prince K Rool: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
(A baseball machine is seen next to Rosco)
Prince K Rool: Uh what the hell is that?
Rosco: It’s gonna take your picture. Now will you leave us alone?
Prince K Rool: No.
Rosco: Suit yourself.
(Rosco activates the machine as Lily runs off)
Prince K Rool: Uh oh.
(baseballs get rapidly shot at Prince K Rool and his goons)
Prince K Rool: OW!
Goon 1: SINCE WHEN DID RACOONS GET ACCESS TO A BASEBALL MACHINE!?
Prince K Rool: WHO CARES, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! THIS AIN'T THE END RACOON MAN!
(Prince and his goons run off)
Lily: Thanks for that. I forgot I had that thing.
Rosco: No problem. You seem to have a lot of stuff in here.
Lily: Yeah, I’m kind of a kleptomaniac.
Rosco: Oh.
Lily: But thanks again for having my back.
Rosco: True, I originally just wanted to run off, but I remembered something my friend said.
Lily: What’s that?
Rosco: You can’t spend the rest of your life being scared all the time.
Lily: I like that quote.
Rosco: Me too. Boko really is a good friend.
Lily: Yeah, wait. Boko?
Rosco: Uh yeah, is something wrong?
Lily: Oh it’s nothing, just, I also met a rabbit named Boko recently.
Rosco: Yep, that’s the Boko I was talking about. What a coincidence. Anyways, I better get going.
Lily: Wait, maybe you can tell me more about Boko?
Rosco: Mmmmmaybe later tonight. Right now I gotta get home or else my dad’s gonna get upset again. See ya later, Lily!
(Rosco runs off)
Lily: See ya later then…
(Lily heads back into her hut. It cuts to Boko sitting at the community center)
Boko: “sigh”
(Sunny comes walking up)
Sunny: Well well well, if it isn’t Mr. Steal my carrot. Surprised they let you out earlier.
Boko: Go away Sunny…
(Sunny sees Boko is upset and gets slightly concerned)
Sunny: What’s the matter with you?
Boko: Oh I don’t know. Just feeling lost.
Sunny: Well if you want, you can talk to me about it.
Boko: But I thought you hate me?
Sunny: Eh I still do, but not on Onion Cream levels of hate. So what’s eating you.
Boko: My friends are saying i’m in love with someone, but am I? I mean ever since my family moved into Pensacola, I became one of the number one things despised in the community. Everyone just sees me as a petty theif.
Sunny: Hmm Well I think your just doubting yourself.
Boko: How so?
Sunny: Well sometimes people can’t understand new feelings, love being one of them, An example I have is Buckaroo. He used to be against love, until I suggested him to talk to Paula. Now they are one of the cutest couples in Pensacola.
Boko: Huh. Well Buckaroo’s like a full ass adult. I’m still a kid, i don’t know how this stuff works.
Sunny: It’s okay to be confused. And besides, Young love is a beutiful thing. And we all have a person that we are infatuated with. We just have to wait for the perfect time. For example, I have someone that i have been eyeing at for a while, though I will never reveal it because it’s a secret.
Boko: Sunny I already know about your crush on Parappa.
Sunny: 0_0 We-well you don’t know that.
Boko: Trust me I do. I seen how you looked at him behind his back.
Sunny: Well tell anyone, and i’ll skin you and make you into a fur coat. Anyways, I got stuff to do. Bye.
(Sunny leaves)
Boko: And they call me weird.
(It cuts back to the Bunny residence where Boko is seen in the attic laying on an old couch while Jasper is seen writing on a notepad)
Boko: I mean it’s crazy. I thought at the rate that my reputation was going, i’d just be stuck in a jail cell alone with no one to talk to me in seven teen years time. Believe me, if you told a younger me that I was gonna be infatuated with someone, i’d laugh in your face then punch you and steal your wallet. Can you even believe this, Jacob?
Jasper: One, it’s “Jasper”, and two, why would you steal my wallet?
Boko: I don’t know, younger me probably just wanted 50 dollars for a new video game or something. Anyways, can we go back to the plot of me contemplating my love please?
Jasper: Certainley.
Boko: I mean, I guess I can except the fact i have, slight feelings for her, but what else should I do.
Jasper: You can tell your significant other how you feel?
Boko: What!? That’s suicide.
Jasper: Trust me I had the same thought when I fell in love with this pretty fox lady. But then I got the courage to speak to her, and we later became a couple.
Boko: You two still together today?
Jasper: Naw, some squirrel who lives in a crack house stole her from me.
Boko: Wow..
Jasper: I know. Whack.
Boko: Well, do you have any advice, since you actually had a significant other before?
Jasper: Well i’d reccomend giving her a gift.
Boko: A gift?
Jasper: Yeah! Girls like it when men give them free stuff. It can range from things like dark chocolates, to gucci purses, maybe even a puppy.
Boko: Those all sound expensive.
Jasper: Well maybe you can sing her a song, like Justin biebers baby, or one direction-
Boko: Something that won’t make her think i’m cringe please.
Jasper: Oh. Well the only other thing I can think of is that you can give her a flower?
Boko: A flower?
Jasper: Yeah girls like flowers for some reason.
Boko: The only flower I can think of is some bitch that hates my guts.
Jasper: Not Sunny, i mean an inatimate flower.
Boko: Yeah I know. But what do I say to her?
Jasper: Wot?
Boko: I have to say something. I can’t just be like “oh heres a flower”.
Jasper: Um-
(Jasper’s watch then beeps)
Jasper: Op Lunch break.
(Jasper brings out a salad and starts munching)
Boko: Um, so you gonna help or what-
Jasper: Sorry clocked out for today. Come back monday.
Boko: Well thanks for the help anyway, Jupiter.
(Boko walks off. It cuts to Prince K Rool and his goons covered in bruises from the baseball attacks)
Goon 1: Ugh. My ass hurts.
Goon 2: When I get my hands on that racoon, i’m gonna squeeze him until his eyes pop out.
Prince K Rool: Nothing compared to my hatred for that stupid pink bunny. I say after we’re done wallowing in pain, we go back there and we tear her little home to smithereens.
(While they are talking, Hammond is seen walking past a TV shop where he views the TVs playing the news)
Susan: And so that leaves, us with hopefully sunny skies for the rest of the week. Back to you Goodman?
Goodman: Thank you, Susan. So we have no further updates since the lord vyce and cat star attacks recently, but we do have something else. Recently, we’ve had word from far away city, Cypher City that a man going by the name of Hammond has escaped after being convicted of attack on the city. We don’t know if he’s hiding in this city, but otherwise, keep an eye out for this man.
(A picture of Hammond appears on screen. Hammond gets nervous and puts up his hood and puts on sunglasses he walks off as he whistles innocently. He starts walking by the alley that Prince and his goons are in)
Goon 1: Well I mean we do now know where that Pink Bunny lives at now.
(Hammond stops walking as he hears the words “Pink Bunny”)
Goon 2: True, we can just go back there and give her a piece of our mind.
Prince K Rool: True, but she if she can attack us with a baseball machine, who knows what other shit she’s hiding in there.
(Hammond walks in the alleyway)
Hammond: Pardon me.
Prince K Rool: Oh god it’s another homeless man. Listen, we’re not giving you any cash so scram!
Hammond: Oh i’m not here for money, I was just walking around the neighborhood, and I couldn’t help but hear about a pink bunny?
Prince K Rool: Yeah so? What’s it to ya old man? Spit it out.
(Hammond brings out the picture of Lily)
Hammond: This look familiar?
Goon 1: THAT’S THE RABBIT!
Goon 2: I just wanna punch her stupid face!
Prince K Rool: Yeah, that’s her!
Hammond: Imma let yall in on a little secret. I have a job, and that is to hunt rabbits. This little pink rabbit! And I heard you guys have her location, correct?
Prince K Rool: Yeah?
Hammond: Well, since you kids know of her location, i’m figuring, i don’t know, you can help a brother out?
Prince K Rool: Hmmm. Nah. Not interested. Go find him yourself homeless dork.
Hammond: Oh come on! I’m trying to get a million dollars here!
Prince K Rook: Hol up, did you just say, a million dollars?
Prince K Rool: Yeah, since this Pink Bunny is presumed to be the last of her kind, she’s worth a fortune. With that much money, I can ditch america and go straight to hawaii.
(Prince and his goons whisper to eachother)
Prince K Rool: Okay, we’ll reveal the location.
Hammond: Yes!
Prince K Rool: But but but but but. On one condition. We get 40% of the money.
Hammond: WHAT!?
Prince K Rool: That or no rabbit.
Hammond: Ugh 40 percent…. Okay fine.
Prince K Rool: Yes! Alright, the location is…
(It transitions to late at night at the Bunny residence where Boko is seen sitting in his room throwing a bouncy ball against the wall, catching it and repeating)
Bugs: (OS) Boko! Dinner’s ready.
Boko: Woo hoo.
(Boko gets up and heads downstairs to the kitchen where Bugs and Lola are seen eating. Boko sits down)
Bugs: You feeling alright Boko?
Boko: I’m peachy.
Lola: Boko we know your upset. Your ears are down.
Boko: … Mom, dad, can I ask a question?
Bugs: Sure son.
Boko: How did you two, get together.
Bugs: Oh well it’s a looong story.
Lola: You see it started while we were at this basketball game and-
Boko: Yeah yeah, I know how you two met, you played basketball against these weird alien creatures and for some reason Michael Jordan was there, which I find hard to believe.
Bugs: Oh he was there son.
Lola: I saw it with my own two eyes.
Boko: Uh huh, yeah, i’ll believe it when I see it.
Bugs: Yeah decades do go by fast. Aint that right, doll?
(Lola slightly smacks Bugs)
Bugs: Ow.
Lola: Many decades later, and I still have to remind you not to call me doll.
(The two laugh)
Boko: Yeah but what i’m trying to say is… what do I do when I fall in love like you did.
(The two become silent)
Bugs: Well Boko, I didn’t expect a question like this coming from you.
Boko: Sorry am I not supposed to ask stuff like that?
Bugs: No it’s fine, I mean your growing up fast son, we all gotta learn stuff like this.
Lola: We’re just glad you came to us to talk about it.
Bugs: Well son, when we meet someone who we are infatuated with, weather they are attractive or have similarities as us, you’re always gonna be nervous about it, and that’s normal.
Lola: And it’s okay if your not ready to reveal it to your other at the right time, but you should do it when your confident enough and you have the chance, because you may never have it again.
Bugs: That was why I made a decision, and it later leave me married to the most beautiful bunny in the world.
Lola: Oh Bugs..
Boko: Yeah uh..
(Boko quickly eats his food)
Boko: I’m done with dinner. I’m gonna head upstairs now.
Bugs: Ah well good night son.
Boko: Night.
(Boko runs upstairs)
Bugs: Why did he even ask that anyway?
Lola: “shrugs”
(The two continue eating. It transitions to Boko’s room where he is seen laying on his bed having thoughts. He then walks over to his window and sees a flower outisde. He opens his window and climbs out. He walks over to the flower and picks it up)
Boko: “You should do it when your confident enough and have the chance, because you may never have it again…”
(Boko gets a determined expression and runs off. It cuts to Lily sleeping. While she is sleeping it zooms in on her as sounds of running, and scared panting are heard. Eventually a scream and a shotgun blast is heard waking Lily up)
Lily: *gasp*
(Lily gets up and looks around the room to reveal it’s a dream)
Lily: “sigh”
(There is then a knock on the door. Lily walks over to it and opens it revealing Rosco)
Rosco: Hey. I brought chalupas.
Lily: Oh it’s just you. For a second I thought you would be a hunter.
Rosco: Why would I be a hunter?
Lily: I-it doesn’t matter. Come on in.
(Rosco comes in)
Lily: So why did you come back?
Rosco: You said you wanted to talk about Boko remember?
Lily: Oh yeah. I did say that.
Rosco: So what about him?
Lily: Oh I just figured i’d know more about him, since uh I find him to be an interesting person.
Rosco: Well from what I can tell before he’s a pretty good friend, he protected me from those turtle bullies one day.
Lily: Prince and his goons?
Rosco: Yep.
Lily: Ah.
Rosco: You know something I thought of.
Lily: What?
Rosco: Both you and Boko like to steal stuff, but are also enemies to Prince as well. This might sound stupid, but its kinda like your made for eachother. … But i’m just teasing heheh.
Lily: …
Rosco: Hey, uh, are you okay? Wait do you actually have feelings for him?
Lily: Well kinda.
Rosco: Oh. Oh my god. This is great!
Lily: No it’s not.
Rosco: … Why not?
Lily: Because I can’t get attatched. If I get attatched, then I have to stay here. And i’m not safe here.
Rosco: W-what do you mean by that?
Lily: I’m being hunted.
(Boko is seen outside of the hideout holding a flower while rehearsing)
Boko: H-hey there Lily. Hows it going first of all? Good? Good for me too, i’m okay. Uhm. I picked this flower, right near my house, and I don’t really like it, but it made me think of you. Because its.. Pretty?
(Boko face palms)
Boko: Oh man.. I’m in trouble. Alright.
(Boko walks up to the hideout and hears talking from the door, He listens in)
Lily: (OS) I can’t stay with Boko. I’m not safe with him. I mean, who would love a petty theif who steals for the fun of it? That’s why I’m leaving tommorow.
(Boko, mishearing the conversation, gets a heartbroken expression. He drops his flowers and storms off)
Rosco: Well what’s saying you can’t express your feelings before you go, i’m sure he can understand?
Lily: … You know, you might be right. 
(They hear a thud outside. Rosco looks through the crack)
Rosco: It’s Boko.
Lily: Really!? How do I look?
Rosco: It doesn’t matter how you look, just go out there and talk to him.
Lily: Alright. I can do this.
(Lily walks outside. She looks down and sees the flower Boko gave and picks it up. She sees Boko walking off)
Lily: Boko! I’m glad I found you, look. I want to tell you something-
Boko: No need. I heard everything.
Lily: Wait, you heard what I said?
Boko: Everything! Especially “who would love such a PETTY THEIF”!
Lily: B-Boko, that’s not what I meant-
Boko: I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT!
(Lily gets a heartbroken expression)
Boko: You know, ever since that day that Sunny got me busted at her garden, I have been nothing but a pariah to these people. I thought you were different. Turns out your just like the rest of them. Goodbye Lily.
(Boko walks off. Lily gets tears in her eyes and runs back home)
Rosco: Well. How did it go?
(Lily doesn’t say a word and just runs into another room)
Rosco: Lily?
(It cuts to Boko walking alone in the street holding back tears)
Rosco: Boko!
(Boko stops walking. He turns around and sees Rosco running towards him)
Rosco: Hey, how you holding up dude?
Boko: I’m peachy.
Rosco: Dude I can literally see tears your holding back.
Boko: LOOK ITS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS OKAY!? I have just had my heartbroken once, I don’t need you to come mess with my traumatic life?
Rosco: Look is it about what Lily said?
Boko: …
Rosco: Look when she was talking about you, she wasn’t-
Boko: So you talked to her?
Rosco: Yeah and-
Boko: Great, I already had to get my heart broken from her, but now my best friend?!
(Rosco pauses)
Rosco: Did you just say i’m your best friend.
Boko: Was. Now I know your just like everyone else in this god forsaken town. I should have just stayed in cypher city but I made the stupid choice of staying here, WITH YOU STUPID PEOPLE!
Rosco: … You cut me deep Boko. you cut me real deep just now. What’s your problem anyway? What do you got against the whole world?
Boko: I’m not the one with a problem alright! It’s the world who has a problem with me! People take one look at me and they go, “AHH HELP RUN! A STUPID PETTY THEIF” … “sigh” They judge me before they even know me. … That’s why i’m better off ALONE!
(Boko turns around for a final time)
Rosco: … Well you know what Boko? … When we met, I didn’t think you was just a stupid petty theif…
Boko: … Yeah, I know…
(Boko walks off)
Rosco: Boko?
(Boko doesn’t respond and just walks back home as Rosco looks on with a sad expression. It transitions the next morning back to Lily’s hideout. Where she is seen laying down visibility upset. She then stops and gets up)
Lily: M-maybe a walk will make me feel better.
(Lily gets outside and walks with a sad expression. She walks further through the forest and sees a carrot)
Lily: A carrot? Who would leave this out.
(Lily walks over to the carrot and is about to get close to it to pick it up but then)
Lily: Wait. Carrots don’t just appear out of nowhere.
(Lily looks down and gasps as she sees a bear trap)
Lily: Oh god. A bear trap. I knew it, there are hunters around here. I gotta pack my stuff and get out of here!
(Lily turns around about to go to her hideout but suddenly she gets caught by a bag)
Lily: “muffled screams”
Hammond: Smart little bugger aren't you.
(Hammond picks up the bag)
Hammond: You’re gonna make me a millionaire)
(Hammond walks the shaking bag over to his truck. He throws the bag into a cage where Lily gets out of the bag)
Lily: OH GOD NO! SOMEONE! HELP!
(Hammond closes the back truck door and goes to the front seat to turn it on)
Lily: (OS) SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! HELP!
Hammond: Ahh I love it when they scream.
(Hammond drives off. Boko is seen walking through the park when he notices Cameron, Batty, Rosco, and Stacy eating ice creams)
Cameron: So I heard they are playing detective pikachu at the theater again tonight-
Stacy: Hey look there's Boko. Hey boko!
Boko: …
Batty: We were gonna go to the theaters to watch a flick. Care to join.
(Boko looks at Rosco who nervously smiles and waves at him. Boko snarls and walks off)
Cameron: Jeez he looked pissed.
Batty: Wonder why?
Rosco: …
(Boko walks into the mall of Pensacola as soon as Hammond parks his truck)
Hammond: Alright, before I hand you to the loan dolphin and get my money, i’ll just go in and get something to eat to celebrate.
Lily: Please have mercy! Just let me out!
Hammond: I’m afraid I can’t do that, little lady. I need that money.
Lily: NO WAIT-
(Hammond puts a tarp on Lily muffling her screams)
Hammond: Now to get something to eat. Can’t get money on an empty stomach.
(Hammond exits the truck and heads into the mall. He is seen looking around the food aisle)
Hammond: Hmm, what do I want?
(Hammond looks around. Boko is seen at another cash register with a bag of carrots)
Boko: I’d like to buy these carrots please.
Cashier: Sure. That will be 12.50.
(Hammond hears the familiar voice and looks at the register behind him and sees Boko. He then gets flashbacks to when he captured Boko, and how Boko ruined him and got him arrested)
Hammond: No way…
(Boko pays for the carrots and walks off. Hammond walks off staring at Boko. He sees that Boko has dropped a carrot and gets an evil smile. He picks it up and it cuts to Boko walking towards the mall exit but then he notices a carrot on the ground)
Boko: Someone dropped a carrot?
(Boko looks around. He snickers to himself and tries to grab it but it gets pulled into the shadows (it was attached to a string))
Boko: Oh god damn it.
(Boko chases after the carrot into the back of the mall. He picks it up)
Boko: Gotcha ya little bugger.
(Hammond appears from behind him in the shadows)
Hammond: All these months later, and your still infatuated with carrots.
(Boko’s heart stops as he recognizes that voice. He turns around and sees Hammond)
Hammond: Hello again.
Boko: WHAT THE F#CK! HAMMOND!?
Hammond: It’s so good to see you again, Boko. It’s been some time hasn’t it?
Boko: Oh, it's been some time since you beat me up in the Hardaways basement!?
Hammond: Hey, things happen when you get on my nerves.
(Hammond slowly approaches Boko as he backs off)
Hammond: I have some big plans for you, Boko. Really big plans. You’re coming with me now.
Boko: GO TO HELL!
(Boko throws the carrot in Hammond’s face)
Hammond: OW!
(Boko runs between Hammond’s legs and runs back out into the mall as Hammond chases after him. Boko races through the mall trying to find the exit. He then sees Tina texting on her phone. Boko runs towards her and bumps into her causing her to drop her phone which Boko catches it and runs off)
Tina Russo: HEY WHAT THE F-CK!?
(Boko runs behind a fountain)
Boko: I gotta call my friends. Wait, they don’t know the first thing to combat. My mom and dad, no I don't think they’d be of help either. The only number I can think of is… I got it.
(Boko quickly dials up a number. It cuts back to Cypher City where the dust bunnies are seen chilling and Froakie is seen working. The phone rings and Dip picks it up)
Dip: Hello, you’ve reached Dust Bunnies and Froakie incorporated, where we save little animals in need. What’s the problem mi amigo?
Boko: Dip, Dive, Froakie, it’s me Boko!
Dip: Boko?
Froakie: Wait, Boko’s back?!
Dive: Dude, where are you?
Boko: I’m at the Pensacola mall, but it's Hammond. He’s here, he’s trying to get me!
Dip: Wait what the f-ck, did you say Hammond!?
Froakie: Guys what’s going on?
Boko: He’s here, he’s-
(Boko pauses as Hammond sees him through another statue)
Boko: SHIT!
(Boko drops the phone and runs off as hammond continues chasing him)
Dip: Hello? Hello!?
(Back at the mall. The chase continues as Boko looks at something offscreen and runs towards it. Hammond chases after him but stops in his tracks as he sees a shelf full of rabbit plushies that look like Boko. Hammond gets an angered expression but then gets an idea)
Hammond: You know, I really like Neil Diamond. Especially that song he sings at the Red Sox games. Really catchy, you just can’t help but to sing along.
…
Hammond: ♪ Hands…. Touching hands… reaching out…. Touching me…. Touching youuuuu…. SWEET CAROLINE! ♪
Boko: ♪ BAH BAH BAH- F-CK!
(Hammond charges at Boko and grabs him. Boko tries to fend for himself, but Hammond ends up beating Boko, knocking him out. Eventually he’s interrupted by a mall officer)
Mall Officer: HEY! What are you doing to that rabbit plush?! You better be planning on paying for it.
Hammond: Oh. Erm I’m sorry sir. It’s just that, he reminds me alot when I was a kid, you know.
Mall Officer: Yeah that’s great. Forty dollars.
(Hammond goes into his pocket and brings out 40 dollars which the officer swipes. He walks off. Outside the mall, Boko’s friends are walking past)
Cameron: So this was all because of an understanding.
Rosco: Yeah.. I just wish it could have been prevented.
Stacy: I hope Boko is okay.
Batty: Hey isn’t that him right there.
(Hammond is seen holding a knocked out Boko and throws him into a cage in the back of the truck)
Cameron: Oh my davis, he’s being rabbit napped!
(Hammond closes the truck door and heads back in and drives away)
Rosco: WAIT! COME BACK!
(The truck drives out of distance)
Rosco: Oh god.
Stacy: We have to help him.
Batty: How? We don’t have a car to chase after him.
Rosco: My dad owns a golf cart! We can use that, come on, if we hurry, we can be able to catch up to him!
(The four run off. It cuts back to Hammond’s truck driving off as Boko slowly wakes up)
Boko: Ugh… my head… Huh?
(Boko realizes he is in a cage)
Boko: HEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE! HEY BEARDO! FUNS OVER! LET ME OUT!
Lily: “muffled” Hello? Is someone there? Help please!
Boko: What the?
(Boko pulls the tarp off of one of the blankets revealing Lily)
Lily: Boko!?
Boko: Lily?!
Lily: “slightly mad” What are you doing here?
Boko: I slipped and fell into a cage, what do you think?
Lily: Don’t have to be so rude.
Boko: Well sorry that i’m still upset about what you said about me behind my back.
Lily: … What the hell do you mean, I didn’t say anything about you.
Boko: Oh so now you're lying to me.
Lily: WHAT?!
(Showing outside the truck, Hammond is seen continuing to drive while on the phone)
Hammond: Yep, I finally got the pink rabbit, just like you asked.
Loan Dolphin: (Phone) Alright, I’m currently in the middle of some business stuff so I won’t be there in a while.
(While they are chatting. Rosco is seen driving a golf cart with the other three in the passenger seats)
Batty: There they are!
(Rosco drives the golf cart into the back of the truck making it bump)
Hammond: Dafuq?
Loan Dolphin: (Phone) What, what’s going on?
Hammond: Nothing, must have been a speed bump. Anyways, you can meet me at the Pensacola Motel.
Loan Dolphin: (Phone) Alright, sounds good. Talk to ya later.
Hammond: Right.
(Hammond hangs up)
Hammond: One milly, here I come.
Cameron: Alright, drive just a little farther.
(Rosco drives closer. Cameron inspects the door and there's a lock)
Cameron: Damn it, looks like there's a padlock. Luckily I dealt with this stuff before.
Rosco: You sure?
Cameron: Yeah, just keep close.
(Cameron gets up and inspects the padlock. It then cuts to the neighborhood where Prince and his goons are seen partying with loud music)
Prince K Rool: WOO YEAH PARTY!
(Brooklyn Guy and Simmons then walk up and turn off the music)
Prince K Rool: AY MAN!? WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM!?
Brooklyn Guy: We have been getting a few noise complaints about the loud music.
Prince K Rool: Come on man.
Simmons: The law is the law.
Prince K Rool: Great, the party was the only thing I had planned for.
Goon 1: Well what else are we gonna do to pass the time, Prince?
(They then see the truck and the golf cart pass by which Prince notices Rosco)
Prince K Rool: Heh. I think I know. Grab your skates boys.
(Back at the chase, Cameron is seen still working on the lock)
Stacy: You done with that yet?
Cameron: Almost. Aaaand.. Done!
Batty: Awesome!
Rosco: Alright, now, open that door-
(Suddenly a tomato gets thrown into Rosco’s face)
Rosco: AGH-
(Blinded, the car swerves back)
Cameron: AGH! Rosco, what the hell man!?
Rosco: Someone threw a tomato at me?
Stacy: Who!?
(A laugh is heard and Prince and his goons are seen racing up with skates)
Prince K Rool: Hello again, coonskin. Aint it too early to play golf.
Rosco: Not these assholes again!
Batty: Wait, who are these bozos?
Rosco: Some jerks who won’t leave us and Boko alone!
Prince K Rool: Hey coonskin! Think fast!
(Prince throws another tomato at Rosco)
Rosco: OW! GRRRR! STOP CALLING ME “COONSKIN!”
(Rosco rams his golf cart towards Prince though he gets out of the way and it hits one of his goons instead making him fall of his skates and tumble to the floor falling behind)
Prince K Rool: Jeez, anger issues much?
(One of Prince’s goons rams into the side of the golf cart)
Stacy: Hey stop that!
Goon 2: What are you gonna do about it, roadkill?
(Stacy gets scared and lets out a stench that affects the goon)
Goon 2: AGH! OH GOD THAT SMELLS SO BAD!
(Goon 2 distracted gets hit by a pole)
Prince K Rool: God damn it! You're gonna pay for hurting my goons! Pelt them!
(Prince and his 2 remaining goons pelt Rosco’s golf cart. Rosco swerves the car to miss a lot of tomatoes causing them to instead splatter on the civilians and buildings around)
Rosco: Agh! Seriously! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!?
Prince K Rool: I’m not the one with the problem, it's stupid annoying rodents like you that are messing with my fun.
Cameron: Dude! We aren't even doing anything to you!
Prince K Rool: And what are you gonna do, cry?
Rosco: Back off Prince!
Prince K Rool: Oh someones acting tough huh?
Rosco: I MEAN IT!
Prince K Rool: Oh and what are you gonna do about it? Shoot me with a nerf gun-
(Prince then gets shot at with a nerf bullet)
Prince K Rool: OW!
(Rosco and the others turn around and see Junior riding up in his Thomas cart from “The T-Series Arc” with Cody, Joseph, Jeffy, Toad, and Bully Bill)
Bully Bill: Hey Princess! Still looking for your missing jester I presume!
Prince K Rool: Ugh, you again Bullet? I thought you’d learn not to mess with me after that toilet paper incident.
Jeffy: You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Prince K Rool: What is that like a poem or something.
(Toad shoots another foam bullet at Prince)
Prince K Rool: AGH! GRR! THAT'S IT! FIRE AT WILL!
(Prince’s Goons skate up with water guns filled with paint and they get into an all out turf war with Bully Bill and the others joining in. This causes damage around the city with foam bullets being shot through windows breaking them and tomatoes being thrown at buildings and people including Spongebob whos working on a popsicle fort.)
Spongebob: Ouch! Well at least it didn’t touch my fort.
Bullet Bill: EAT THIS PRINCE K BITCH!
(Bullet Bill shoots at Prince who brings out a frying pan and deflects it hitting the popsicle fort causing it to slowly tumble over Spongebob)
Spongebob: No no no no no NOOO!
(The fort falls on Spongebob. Cleveland Brown is seen nearby drinking beer having watched the whole scene)
Cleveland Brown: Welp… That’s a lawsuit.
(Cody and Joseph shoot at two of Prince’s goons knocking them off of their skates tumbling down)
Prince K Rool: GOD DAMN IT! You bozos did it now!
(Prince K Rool throws his tomatoes away and brings out a BB gun)
Prince K Rool: I AINT PLAYING AROUND ANYMORE!
Bully Bill: Oh poop!
(Prince rapidly shoots at Bully Bill and the others)
Toad: SHIT! DRIVE BACK DRIVE BACK!
(Junior tries to drive but a BB gun bullet punctures a hole in the tire and he swerves out of control)
Bowser Junior: AW CRAP-
(The car eventually flips over falling behind in the chase)
Prince K Rool: Say goodnight, Bulbus Berry Booty.
(Prince looks at the viewers)
Prince K Rool: No really, that’s one of his names. Don’t believe me, read “Bully Bill Gets Bullied”
(Prince turns to the golf cart)
Prince K Rool: Now as for you.. This is gonna hurt… A LOT!
(Prince shoots only to realize he’s out of ammo)
Prince K Rool: Oop. One moment. Gotta reload.
(Prince goes to reload his gun)
Stacy: What are we gonna do? He’s gonna reload and hurt us!
Rosco: Not if I have anything to do it.
Batty: Uh Rosco, what are you-
Rosco: THIS IS FOR DOING ALL THOSE BAD THINGS TO BOKO!
(Rosco swerves his Kart towards Prince)
Prince K Rool: Oh poppycock.
(The kart rams into Prince at Full Speed causing him to fly backwards. It cuts to Zulzo’s Department Store where he seen waving at Tari leaving the store with a bag)
Zulzo: Thanks for shopping, come back soon!
(Zulzo looks out the window and sees something coming towards)
Zulzo: What the…
(Prince comes crashing through the store window falling down in pain)
Prince K Rool: Ow… my back…
Zulzo: Uhhh kid are you alright?
Prince K Rool: Just give me… five more minutes mom… ow..
(Zulzo looks around)
Zulzo: Anyone know this kid?
(It cuts back to the golf cart)
Cameron: Jesus, Rosco, you're insane!
Rosco: Sorry, too far.
Stacy: Well anything, to get that annoying wanna be rapper out of the way.
Batty: True!
Rosco: We make a really good team guys-
Stacy: ROSCO EYES ON THE ROAD!
(Hammond’s truck makes a turn around a work in progress bridge and the golf cart falls off the edge)
Everyone: “screams”
(The golf cart falls into a forest below. Back in the back of the truck, Boko is seen still sitting in misery. Lily looks at him with a sorrowful expression)
Lily: Boko-
Boko: Save it.
Lily: Boko I-
Boko: I SAID SAVE IT! God I don’t want to hear anything from you. I know what your gonna say. I heard it all so many god damn times. “You’re just a petty thief”, “All you’ll ever be known for is stealing food”. You’re a hypocrite you know that?
Lily: What-
Boko: Don’t act dumb, so your just gonna call me a petty theif behind my back when clearly your no better-
Lily: I wasn’t talking about you!
Boko: … What?
(Lily is about to speak but then the truck comes to a halt causing the cages to bump from the impact)
Boko: Ow, what the…
(It shows that Hammond has parked outside the Pensacola Motel.)
GPS: You have reached your destination.
Hammond: Thank you, that will be all.
(Hammond exits the truck and opens the back door and grabs the cages and enters a hotel room)
Hammond: Heheh. Two birds with one stone. I get one million dollars, and I get to kill the parasite that ruined my hunting career. How the stars align.
Boko: I don’t get it, how the hell are you here in Pensacola?! Last time I saw you, your ass was arrested.
Hammond: I got some help to get out of that wretched city. As for finding my way here, that’s all thanks to the pink rabbit.
Boko: What?
Hammond: See Pink rabbits are a really endangered species. Wanted for their rare pink fur felts. She was last spotted in Pensacola so that's how I knew to come here. And how surprised to find out that you were also here. After I get my money and change my identity, i’m gonna enjoy torturing you for the rest of my life..
Boko: Eat me!
(Boko spits in Hammond’s face)
Hammond: Maybe I will the sooner I cook you into rabbit stew.
(Hammond pushes the cage off the table injuring Boko)
Boko: AUGH!
Hammond: Hahah! Not so tough now are you, petty thief? Anyways, I gotta use the john. Don’t go anywhere. “Chuckles” Like you even have a choice!
(Hammond continues laughing as he leaves to use the bathroom)
Lily: Boko, are you okay??
Boko: Augh… two broken ribs, but other than that i’ll be fine. Great, first I have to deal with that wanna be Prince, and now Hammond of all people have to come back. CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE!
(Boko angrily punches the cage door and it opens)
Boko: … Man he really needs to learn to lock his cages.
(Boko jumps to the table Lily’s cage is at)
Lily: Well that was simple.
Boko: Yeah, but we don’t have long until beardo comes back. Gotta deal with this lock. Do you have like a pin or something?
Lily: Yeah I think I stole one earlier.
(Lily brings out a bag and brings out stuff ranging from a beach ball)
Lily: Nope.
(Lily then brings out a trumpet)
Lily: Nuh uh.
(Lily then brings out a hair pin)
Lily: Aha!
(Boko grabs the hairpin and bends it to unlock the cage freeing Lily)
Lily: Thanks. Hey, I'm sorry for pissing you off earlier.
Boko: Hey it’s fine. I mean I should also apologize for my behavior… So what do you mean by you weren't talking about me?
Lily: What?
Boko: In the truck. When you said you weren't talking shit about me.
Lily: Oh… Well I actually meant that about myself…  
Boko: Oh…
Lily: Boko, when you’re likely the last of your species left, you are always being chased. The feeling of not being safe anywhere and always feeling like you are being watched. You can never be safe, wherever you go, someone will try to kill you. But you Boko, your different. When I first saw you, I didn’t think much, but I realised we have some things in common.
Boko: Honestly I thought the same thing. That’s why I like you. N-not like in a weird way, but–. But… “sigh” forget it you wouldn’t understand.
Lily: No I… think I do.
(Lily grabs Boko’s hand and they smile. Everything then stops when a flushing sound is heard and Hammond walks out)
Hammond: “sigh” Knew I shouldn’t have drank that much hawaiian punch- wait. WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARN’T YOU IN YOUR CAGES!?
Boko: We need to go now!
Lily: Couldn’t read my mind any faster!
Boko: I see a loose vent!
(The two run towards a wall vent and Boko pulls the vent cover with full force and it falls on him)
Lily: Do you need any help?
(Lily tries to lift the cover)
Boko: No just go on without me!
Lily: What about you!?
Boko: I-I’ll catch up!
(Lily enters the vent. Boko lifts the cover off of him and runs towards the vent but Hammond grabs his tail)
Hammond: OH NO YOU DON’T!
(Hammond chucks Boko to a wall)
Boko: AGH! “Sigh” How many ribs am I gonna break today-
(Hammond then points a shotgun at Boko)
Hammond: You know what the hell do I gotta do, to get you out of my life?
(Boko backs up as Hammond slowly walks towards him)
Hammond: You know first you make a fool out of me, than make me lose my job, and now you make me lose a one million dollar deal. All you’ll ever be known is a stupid petty thief, who has a family who hates you, and no friends. Doesn’t matter, i’ll just make this easier for both of us, and finish you off. Goodbye forever… shitbag.
(Hammond aims at Boko’s head)
Boko: … Well, at least I made some friends this month.
Hammond: What the hell are you even talking about-
(Suddenly a golf cart crashes through the hotel wall)
Rosco: Sorry, are we late to the party?
Boko: Rosco?!
Hammond: Dafuq!? Who are these animals!? Jesus christ, it’s like a whole animal movie in here!
Cameron: You stay away from our friend!
Hammond: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it, four eyes?
(Cameron hisses as his glasses fall off)
Hammond: Oh shit.
(Cameron than pounces at Hammond’s face heavily scratching him)
Hammond: GAH! GET THIS F-CKING CAT OFF OF ME!
(Rosco, Stacy, and Batty run towards Boko)
Batty: Boko are you okay?
Boko: I’m okay. Rosco, i am so so sorry for what I said-
Rosco: Don’t worry about that right now!
Stacy: Yeah, right now we have bigger fish on our hands.
(Hammond kicks Cameron to the ground. Hammond is about to shoot cameron but Batty flies around him distracting him)
Hammond: WHAT THE-
(This causes hammond to misfire and shoot the wall revealing a man who’s on the toilet reading a newspaper)
Man: Huh?
Batty: Where am I at, old man?
(Hammond shoots at Batty only to shoot part of the table causing a candle to fall starting a small fire. Hammond tries to move only to feel a pain in his leg)
Hammond: GAH!
(Hammond looks down and sees Stacy nibbling his leg. He points his gun at Stacy about to shoot her. Rosco sees this and kicks him in the head causing Hammond to misfire again and his gun drops on his knee)
Hammond: OW MY KNEE!
(Rosco jumps on top of a microwave)
Rosco: Hey beardo! Over here!
Hammond: Oh you want some too, trash panda?
(Hammond cocks his shotgun and shoots at Rosco only for him to jump out of the way and the microwave blowing up after being shot)
Hammond: OH GOD DAMN IT! YOU LITTLE SHITS OWE ME A MICROWAVE!
(Batty is seen at a wall)
Hammond: BULLSEYE!
(Hammond shoots at Batty only for him to fly away and causing Hammond to shoot the wall causing debris to fall on his face)
Hammond: OW MY FACE!
(Boko is seen cornered in the kitchen. Hammond looks at him with hate in his face)
Hammond: That F-cking RABBIT!
(Hammond shoots at Boko who is sitting on a shelf who runs causing bottles to explode. Boko runs by the sink which Hammond also indirectly shoots causing water to spurt in his face)
Hammond: GAHHHHHHHHH!
(Hammond then falls down on his back)
Hammond: Ow… F-ck my back…
(Boko looks down seeing Hammond on the ground)
Boko: Guys, we should get out of here!
(Hammond then races up and grabs Boko by the neck with both hands)
Hammond: Got you you little shit…
Stacy: BOKO!
Rosco: NO!
Hammond: Oh looky here? You got yourself some friends? Let me tell you little furry f-cks something. Your little buddy here, RUINED. MY. LIFE! Before him. I had everything. I stable hunting job. Good reputation. All the money in the world, and a robotic girlfriend. Now I have no job, no girlfriend, and I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS STUPID MOTEL! THIS RABBIT, TURNED ME INTO A F-CKING LOSER!
Batty: Why’s he talking so much?
Hammond: You ever seen “Watership Down”?. Me neither. It’s f-cking boring. But I do know, that rabbits die in the book…
(Hammond looks at Boko with a menacing grin as his friend gasps)
Hammond: I’m gonna enjoy, squeezing the life out of you, as you did to me…
(Rosco sees a bunch of cardboard boxes)
Rosco: Guys, give me a boost!
(Cameron, Stacy, and Batty form a tower that lets Rosco climb on it and get on the boxes)
Hammond: This is gonna be fun…
Boko: If your gonna kill me at least have a mint before doing so. God, three times a day, not so difficult.
Hammond: SHUT UP! The time for dying is now-
(Hammond then sees Rosco ramping on some boxes)
Hammond: What the hell are you doing-
Rosco: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(Rosco kicks Hammond in the face causing him to drop Boko and making his head fall on a glass bottle breaking it and making him dizzy)
Hammond: Ahhhh…. God damn it…
Boko: Woah, Rosco that was sick!
Rosco: You said it yourself, can’t live life being scared all the time.
Boko: I taught you well.
Cameron: Let’s get out of here before he wakes up.
(The five run out the hotel as Hammond slowly gets up as the fire started earlier grows)
Hammond: … Rabbit…
(The five run out as the hotel room is filled with fire)
Batty: Man that was insane.
Stacy: Can’t believe you had to deal with that weirdo before.
Cameron: True, he’s really god damn insane.
Boko: Yeah, but the most important part is that we made it all together, as friends.
(Boko looks up and sees Lily looking over on the street. She waves at Boko and Boko waves back. Suddenly Lily is grabbed by Hammond)
Hammond: Gotcha!
Boko: NO!
(Hammond races towards Sonic’s car, punches him and throws him out. He drives off)
Sonic: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
Boko: LILY!
(Boko runs off)
Rosco: Boko?!
Stacy: BOKO WAIT!
(Boko runs through and runs past Sunny whos walking out of Sportsters bar)
Sunny: What the!? Boko?
Boko: Sorry Sunny, can’t stop!
Sunny: What is going on with that rabbit?
(Boko continues racing with a scared face. He runs towards a crossing where Bugs and Lola are seen driving by)
Bugs: Oh there you are Boko, we were looking for you-
Boko: SORRY MOM AND DAD, CAN’T TALK!
Lola: Boko what are you-
(Boko jumps on top of a passerby and jumps over the car in slow motion. He continues running)
Bugs: Jeez what’s up with him?
(Boko runs around a block and sees Hammond at a crossing)
Boko: STOP THAT CAR!
(The light turns green and Hammond drives off)
Lily: BOKO!
Boko: LILY! HANG ON!
(Boko runs towards Iron Man who’s chilling in a taxi)
Boko: FOLLOW THAT CAR!
Iron Man: What?
Boko: DO YOU NOT SEE THAT THIS IS AN EPIC FINAL CHASE SCENE!? FOLLOW THAT DAMN CAR!?
Iron Man: Okay okay!
(Iron Man turns on the gas and drives at full speed. Boko is seen looking out the window)
Boko: Get closer!
(The taxi car drives closer. Hammond sees this in the rearview)
Hammond: Oh no you don’t…
(Hammond brings out his shotgun and shoots at Boko)
Boko: F-CK!
(Boko jumps towards the car as one of Iron Man’s tires gets shot causing him to swerve out of the scene and story as a whole)
Iron Man: Damn it. I don’t get paid enough for this shit.
Hammond: Hahahah!
(Boko appears behind Hammond)
Hammond: What the?!
(Boko tries attacking Hammond but Hammond being 5 times his size grabs him and pins him to the steering while)
Hammond: OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH! YOU ARE DYING RIGHT NOW!W
(Hammond brings out his shotgun)
Lily: NO!
(Boko closes his eyes accepting his fate but when Hammond pulls the trigger nothing comes out)
Hammond: What the?!
(Hammond looks back and sees Dip and Dive holding the shotgun shells)
Dip: Looking for these?!
Hammond: NO NOT YOU TOO!?
Froakie: Hey big guy!
(Hammond sees Froakie on the windshield)
Froakie: Try and see now!
(Froakie splashes water into Hammond’s eyes)
Hammond: RAGH! I CAN’T SEE!
(Hammond swerves the car which gets it out of control. Boko and Lily see a truck driving by)
Boko: Quick on that truck!
(The two jump onto the top of the truck as Hammond falls offroad and crashes into a playground destroying the car and knocking him out)
Boko: That was close…
Lily: That could have been us in there… Hey, thanks for going out of your way to save me. Most other people I met would have just cowared.
Boko: Well i’m not most other people.
Lily: Yeah I can tell.
(The two laugh)
Lily: Well, it’s been fun. But I should still go.
Boko: What? But Hammonds done now? You don’t need to run.
Lily: Hammond was just one, Boko. There are still many other people out there who are just like them. As much as I want to stay with you, I’m still wanted.
Boko: Well… i’m gonna miss you Lily.
Lily: Me too. But hey, maybe if this whole hunting thing blows over, I can come back again, but i am uncertain.
Boko: True I guess this is where we part ways.
Lily: True. But just one thing?
Boko: What’s that?
(Lily grabs Boko by the torso and pulls him in for a kiss. Boko is confused at first but he accepts it. Eventually Lily grabs rope that she stole and ties Boko up)
Boko: What the?!
(Lily then throws Boko over to a street lamp where he hangs upside down. He watches as Lily looks at him a final time before the truck she’s riding on drives into the distance)
Boko: That was… beautiful.
(The rope then gets loose)
Boko: Uh oh….
(The rope breaks and Boko falls but Bugs catches him)
Bugs: Gotcha!
(Lola, Sunny and Rosco and the others run up)
Lola: Oh thank god you're okay.
Sunny: What the hell happened out there?
Boko: … A kleptomaniac stole my heart.
(Back at the playground crash site. Boko and his friends walk up. Hammond is seen slowly getting out. He is weak from the crash. He groans as he slowly limps off but he is stopped by Brooklyn Guy and Simmons)
Brooklyn Guy: Hammond the hunter?
Hammond: I uh… nooooo. Hammond is my brother. I’m uhhhh Blammond.
Brooklyn Guy: Uh huh. Nice try. We got a call that you escaped from city arrest.
Hammond: City arrest? Noooo you got the wrong guy.
Brooklyn Guy: Yeah right
(Simmons gets behind Hammond and handcuffs him)
Simmons: You're under arrest for leaving Cypher City, hunting without a license, and destruction of property.
Hammond: Wait no! Come on! My hunting license was taken away! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I AM HAMMOND THE HUNTER-
(Hammond is thrown into a cop car and they drive off. He gets one final look of hatred at Boko as he is driven away)
Boko: Good to know that sicko is finally thrown behind bars.
Rosco: True.
Bully Bill: Hey guys!
Boko: Hey BB!
Tanner: We heard about what happened. Really crazy that you went through all of that.
Boko: True, though I can’t help but keep on thinking what ever happened to-
(Prince is seen punching through a bush)
Prince K Rool: GRAH!
Boko: Woah. Speak of the devil.
Bully Bill: Hey Princess? Hows the royal ball?
Prince K Rool: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP OKAY?! I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL OF YOU EMBARRASSING ME! I was thrown into a building and got in trouble, than I find out that all of my goons have been hospitalized! I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU!
Boko: Looks like the little baby princess is having a temper tantrum.
Prince K Rool: SHUT UP! THESE JOKES WERN’T EVEN FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH! I am sick of all you. Give me one reason not to shoot you with this BB gun!
Bully Bill: Dunnow, maybe because Daddy wouldn’t like it.
Prince K Rool: Pah! Like I care what my dad has to say! He is the owner of Gamestop, and as long as I have his money I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! AND YOU ARE NOTHING BUT USELESS PEASANTS! AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-
King K Rool: PRINCE KEISHA ALEXANDER ROOL!
Prince K Rool: …. Ffffffff FUCK ME!
Boko: Keisha?
Prince K Rool: Yeah that’s what the K stands for.
(Boko and the others laugh to themselves)
Prince K Rool: SHUT UP! IT’S NOT FUNNY!
(King walks up to Prince crossing his arms angrily)
Prince K Rool: H-hey dad-
King K Rool: DON’T YOU HEY DAD ME YOU LITTLE PRICK!
Prince K Rool: Look dad, I was just complimenting you saying you were the owner of gamestop-
King K Rool: SAVE IT! I heard it all, but that’s not what i’m mad about. Imagine my surprise when I find out that you and your goons have vandalized the entire city! Throwing tomatoes everywhere, using your BB gun in unsafe situations, and now I owe money to fix Mr. Zulzo’s window!
Prince K Rool: Dad, listen, it wasn’t my fault, you see this pissants-
(King grabs Prince’s ear)
Prince K Rool: OW OW! YOUR HURTING ME DAD!
(King drags Prince to his car)
King K Rool: If juvenile hall won’t fix you up, maybe we have to send your ass to Military School.
Prince K Rool: WHAT NO!? NOT THAT!?
King K Rool: I already made up my mind.
(King puts the two of them in the car and locks the door so Prince can’t escape)
Bully Bill: Have fun in Military school princess!
Boko: Who knows, maybe you’ll find your prince charming in there!
Bully Bill: HAH! Good one!
(Prince screams in rage as King drives him away)
Jeffy: Good riddance.
(Bully Bill and his friends walk off)
Boko: Well, can this day get any better?
Dip: Hey Boko!
Boko: Ayyy Dip Dive, Froakie! Nice to see you three again!
Dip: Feelings mutual Boko!
Dive: Yeah, we had to return after we got note that Hammond was causing shit again.
Froakie: True!
Boko: But how did you get here? Cypher city is really far away!
Froakie: We gained an air lift!
(Pecky flies over and lands on a branch)
Boko: Pecky! Well I’m glad that you guys were there for me.
Froakie: Hey, you saved us from Hammond, it’s only fair we helped you back.
Boko: You got me there. Well I better get going, I’m gonna take my friends for ice cream to celebrate.
Froakie: You do that, right now, Cypher City needs us.
Dip: Goodbye Boko! Stay save!
Boko: You too! Bye you guys!
(The three nod and race off. Pecky flies off as well)
Boko: Come on guys, greenhouse ice cream is this way!
Rosco: Awesome!
Cameron: I could go for some sherbert!
Stacy: Ew who eats sherbert.
Batty: I do.
(The five race off. It transitions to the picture of Boko and Lily riding on a roller coaster. Lily is seen being the one holding the picture and smiles it. She puts it into a bindle and she walks off. She sees a sign called “Welcome to Shelbyville” and enters. It fades back to the bunny residence where in Boko’s room, Boko and his friends are eating ice cream and playing “Super Smash Eachother in the Ass Bros”)
Rosco: Come on, try harder!
Boko: It’s not my fault.
(Boko then gets his ass kicked in the game)
Boko: Aw dang it!
Rosco: Another win for Shrek!
Boko: See this is why Shrek is an overrated character. He has that stupid onion jump attack.
Cameron: You think that’s bad, you should see Tinky Winky’s custard gun.
(Boko passes the controller to Stacy)
Stacy: I call Marge Simpson!
Bugs: Hey Kiddos, I made some more carrot cake?
Batty: Ooh! Thanks Mr Bunny.
Boko: Yeah that’s great dad just set it there i’m hanging out with my friends.
Bugs: Alright, have fun.
(Bugs leaves the food and walks off)
Boko: Oh watch out for that-
Stacy: Aw dang it. I lost.
Rosco: Hah! Rosco is the reigning champion again!
Cameron: Alright move aside, let me try.
(Bugs walks downstairs to the kitchen where Lola is seen)
Lola: Sounds like Boko’s having fun with his new friends.
Bugs: True. I’m glad he found people he can relate to. I haven't seen him this happy in months.
(The camera zooms out of the window as Boko and the others are heard still playing and having fun but it gets muffled as it zooms to reveal the shadowy figure that torments Boko. The figure holds a basket of carrots and races off. The story ends there)
FAR FROM THE BURROW!
Written by CuldeeFell13
Special thanks to Rh390110478, Endlesspossibilities 2006, and MarioFan2009 for emotional support.
And thank you for taking the time to read this.
So sorry that this and the PVZ Arc took so long, I just needed the time to make this the best story it could be. By the time this is posted, i’ll be on a long break from working on big stories, but as a robot once said, “I’ll be Back”
Until next time
Stay safe
Yours truly. CuldeeFell13.
== Trivia ==
* The first two seasons take place before the upcoming "Boko Arc" by RH.
* This story is Culdee's attempt at giving Boko character development, before the Boko Arc (half) redeems him. Which is needed because of Boko's hate sink personality in stories like "The Election!"
* It is comfirmed there will be a season three, though it will take place in the 17 year time skip, meaning Boko will be aged up from before.