Transcript: Horrid Henry Joins The Best Boys Club

[The scene shows Henry's family's house before cutting to Henry reading a comic in his bedroom]
Horrid Henry: [to the audience] Ah, there you are. Fancy listening to some music? [walks over to his stereo and switches on the Killer Boy Rats] The one and only Killer Boy Rats! [Henry and Fang then start dancing]
[The scene cuts to the kitchen]
Mum: And look, little Fluffy Wuffy. We got you some special cat treats. [hears a thud coming from Henry's room, then Fluffy meows] Oh, not again... [gets a broom from the cupboard] Henry! [starts banging on the ceiling with the handle] Turn that music off!
[The scene then cuts back to Henry dancing in his room. Henry switches off the music and jumps back on his bed.]
Horrid Henry: [laughs] Works every time! Now, who else can we annoy?
Best Boys Club: [from outside] Best Boys!
Horrid Henry: ENEMY AHOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! 
[Title card shows]
[Scene cuts to the Best Boys Club inside their shed.]
Perfect Peter: [clears throat] I hereby declare the meeting of the Best Boys open. Ted, you can read the agenda this week. [passes the agenda to Ted]
Tidy Ted: Item number 1 on the agenda - who will wear the Best of the Best badge this week?
[The Best Boys Club start thinking about who should wear the badge.]
Spotless Sam: Oh, oh, I weeded the garden.
Tidy Ted: I helped my mum with the shopping.
Goody-Goody Gordon: I've written all my thank-you letters, and it's not even my birthday yet.
Perfect Peter: And I got all my toys out just so I could tidy them all up again before anyone asked me to. [picks up the badge from off the floor] So, I think I should be the Best of the Best this week. [Sam and Gordon look at Peter in puzzlement] Um, what's next on the agenda, Ted?
Tidy Ted: The Best Boys Symbol of the Week.
Perfect Peter: Well, does anyone have any ideas?
Spotless Sam: We could have a flower!
Goody-Goody Gordon: Maybe an apron.
Spotless Sam: Or a dustpan and brush, oh, oh!
Perfect Peter: Yes... all very good suggestions, but I think we should have a halo. [a halo appears above Peter's head] So, a halo it will be.
Goody-Goody Gordon: Uh, Peter?
Perfect Peter: Yes, Gordon?
Goody-Goody Gordon: Do you think...
Perfect Peter: Yes, Gordon?
Goody-Goody Gordon: Do you think we should take turns to decide things?
Perfect Peter: No. That's the job of the Chief Best Boy, and that's me. Anyone have a problem with that? [Sam and Gordon both shake their heads to say no] If it makes you feel better Gordon, you can be Second Best Boy.
Goody-Goody Gordon: Okay.
Tidy Ted: What about me?
Perfect Peter: You can be... Best Boy Secretary. So, is there an Item 4, Best Boy Secretary? 
Spotless Sam: Ahem?
Perfect Peter: Excuse you, Sam.
Spotless Sam: No, I meant 'Ahem'. What will I be, Chief Best Boy?
Perfect Peter: Uh, you can be Third Best Boy.
Spotless Sam: Oh...
Perfect Peter: With special responsibility for cleaning.
Spotless Sam: Yes!
[The scene cuts to Henry's view of the Best Boys Club shed through an empty toilet roll]
Horrid Henry: Approaching enemy territory with extreme caution...
[The scene then cuts to show him slowly and quietly crawling over to the shed on his belly before getting up to cover the last few metres on foot, then leaning against the wall to maintain his cover. He then opens the window and starts spying on the Best Boys Club by looking through his empty toilet roll through the window. Then the scene cuts to show what Henry sees.]
Perfect Peter: So, any other business?
Goody-Goody Gordon: [puts his hand up] My birthday party.
Peter, Ted and Sam: Oooh, how exciting!
[The scene cuts back to Henry outside the shed]
Horrid Henry: A birthday party? I haven't been to a birthday party for ages!
[The scene then cuts to inside the shed]
Goody-Goody Gordon: Yes. It's very exciting.
Perfect Peter: Oooh, is it a sowing party?
Goody-Goody Gordon: No.
Tidy Ted: A paddling pool party?
Horrid Henry: [from outside the shed] Ugh!
Goody-Goody Gordon: Nope.
Spotless Sam: Ooh, ooh! I know! Is it a tidying up party?
Horrid Henry: [from outside the shed] Huh?
Goody-Goody Gordon: No.
Perfect Peter: Then what kind of party is it?
Goody-Goody Gordon: I'll give you a clue. [holds his fists out and makes engine noises like a go-kart]
Tidy Ted: Oh, oh, oh! That sounds like a go-kart!
Horrid Henry: [from outside the shed] Yes! It's Go-Kart Crazy!
[Henry comes away from the window, then the Best Boys Club becomes suspicious]
Goody-Goody Gordon: Did you hear that?
Tidy Ted: Either we just read your mind...
Perfect Peter: Or someone's spying on us.
[The scene cuts to Henry outside the shed]
Horrid Henry: Oops! Got to think, fast! [throws his empty toilet roll through the window]
[The scene then cuts back to back inside the shed]
Best Boys Club: Eeek! [Henry then bursts in through the door] Eeek! Eeek!
Horrid Henry: It's okay! I've got you covered!
Perfect Peter: What do you mean, you've got us covered?
Horrid Henry: Er, SPPS at your service!
Tidy Ted: What's SPPS?
Horrid Henry: Special Party Protection Services. That means I'm protecting you and your party.
Goody-Goody Gordon: From what?
Horrid Henry: The Alien Life Force Party Poopers!
Spotless Sam: The Alien Life Force Party Poopers, blargh!
Horrid Henry: Yes. They're always on the lookout for parties to poop.
[Peter picks up the empty toilet roll off the ground]
Perfect Peter: Um, what's this, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Uh, that... oh, er, that's the Party Pooper Protector.
Perfect Peter: It's the inside of a toilet roll, Henry.
Horrid Henry: No, it's not. Well, it might look like the inside of a toilet roll, [takes the empty toilet roll from Peter] but it's not. It's all that stands between you and, anni... annihi... uhhh...
Perfect Peter: Annihilation, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Yes. Exactly that. How do you know such long words anyway, Peter?
Perfect Peter: Don't change the subject, Henry! You were spying on us! 
Horrid Henry: I came to protect your party, Gordon.
Goody-Goody Gordon: Ooooh...
Perfect Peter: You're changing the subject again!
Goody-Goody Gordon: Hold on a minute, Peter - I-I mean, Chief Best Boy! Maybe he's telling the truth.
Perfect Peter: Oh, please!
Spotless Sam: I agree with Gordon - I mean, I-I, I agree with the Second Best Boy, er, Chief Best Boy.
Tidy Ted: Me too.
Perfect Peter: Oh, great! A mutiny!
Goody-Goody Gordon: What happens next, Henry?
Horrid Henry: What happens next? I'll tell you what happens next! [thinks] Uh, what does happen next? [The scene cuts to Henry in his room] It was as easy as that, Fang.
Fang: Yeah-yeah-yeah.
Horrid Henry: I told them they had to collect as many Party Pooper Protectors - that's empty toilet rolls to you and me - as they could before Gordon's party. Oh, and I said Gordon had to invite me to his party too, so that I could make sure the Alien Life Force Party Poopers didn't infiltrate the party without them noticing and annihilate everyone, ugh! Oh, good word, that. 'Annihilate'.
Fang: Yeah-yeah-yeah.
[Peter then comes in Henry's room]
Perfect Peter: Nice try, Henry!
Horrid Henry: What do you mean, wormy-worm?
Perfect Peter: I mean, nice try to try and get yourself invited to Gordon's party, but it's not going to work!
Horrid Henry: [scoffs] That's what you think, smelly nappy baby!
Perfect Peter: Shall I tell you why it's not going to work, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Oh, go on then. Impress me.
Perfect Peter: Because only the Best Boys are invited to Gordon's party, and you're not a Best Boy! And you never will be! [leaves Henry's room]
Horrid Henry: [scoffs] That's what he thinks...
[The scene cuts to the Best Boys Club inside their shed]
Tidy Ted: Item number 64 on the agenda, good deeds for this week.
Spotless Sam: Uh, picking up lollipop wrappers.
Goody-Goody Gordon: Collecting pennies for the babies.
Perfect Peter: Protecting ourselves from those who would deceive us.
[The door opens, Henry sneakily writes another item on the agenda at the bottom, then quietly closes the door.]
Horrid Henry: I'll do anything to go to Go-Kart Crazy!
[The scene fast forwards. Henry appears to have fallen asleep]
Tidy Ted: [from inside the shed] Item number 357, [scene cuts to inside the shed] new Best Boys Club members.
Perfect Peter: What? I don't remember putting that on the agenda.
Tidy Ted: Well, it's here, all written down in... oh, your spelling's gone all wrong, Peter.
Perfect Peter: [takes the agenda from Ted] Let me see! D'oh! That's not my handwriting!
Goody-Goody Gordon: But it's on the agenda, Peter. And we have to stick to the agenda, otherwise, who knows what will happen!
Perfect Peter: But...
Goody-Goody Gordon: All those who agree with me, raise their hand. [he, Ted and Sam raise their hands to say that they agree]
Perfect Peter: Oh... [walks over to the door and furiously kicks it]
[The scene cuts to outside the shed, where Henry is woken up by Peter kicking the door.]
Horrid Henry: What? Uh, where am I?
Tidy Ted: [from inside the shed] So, do we have anyone who wants to join the Best Boys Club?
Horrid Henry: Uh oh, I'm on! [opens the door and walks inside the shed] I do.
Spotless Sam: You do?
Horrid Henry: Yes, I do. Only...
Tidy Ted: Only what, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Only, I'm not very good at making beds and being tidy and, doing good things. In fact, I'm not very good at doing anything at all...
Goody-Goody Gordon: [walks over to Henry] Don't worry, Henry. I'll help you do all those things.
Perfect Peter: No! Don't believe him! He's not very good at doing anything at all because he doesn't want to be good at doing anything at all! All he wants to be good at is being horrid! [Henry becomes very sad and tearful upon hearing this] And he's never, EVER had a Good as Gold star!
[Henry then starts crying, then Sam walks over to him and cheers him up]
Spotless Sam: Oh, you can have one of my Good as Gold stars, Henry.
Tidy Ted: Welcome to the Best Boys Club.
Horrid Henry: [gets up off the floor] Oh, I can't thank you enough!
Tidy Ted: Come on, let's go and do some tidying up!
[Gordon, Sam, Ted and Peter walk out of the shed]
Horrid Henry: [winks] Oh, the things I'll do to go to Go-Kart Crazy... [laughs]
[The scene then cuts to the day of Gordon's party at Go-Kart Crazy. The Best Boys walk through the entrance to the track]
Horrid Henry: [laughs] This is it! [walks through the track entrance. The scene then cuts to show the track, where we see some go-karts going round at high speed]
Tidy Ted: [from the track] Hey, Henry!
[The scene cuts to the Best Boys on their go-karts]
Goody-Goody Gordon: Come and join us, Henry!
Horrid Henry: What?! [Peter laughs as he, Gordon, Ted and Sam start throwing empty toilet rolls at Henry] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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