233: Lots of Death LIVE at The Canal Cafe Theatre

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== R.I.P. ==
In E233, Joe's feature is a memorial to the members of Regular Features who have since passed away, listed below:
Name 	Description
Steve's dog, Jessie 	Jessie was a good dog of indiscriminate gender. They once danced the lambada on Steve's laptop, typing out the title of Steve's very first feature: "Volcano or Paedophile?".
Log's dog, whose name is unknown 	Log, not wanting to be upstaged by Steve's grief (see: Steve's dog, Jessie), also had a dog die for the readers' entertainment. Log's dog not only typed out the title of his features, but wrote many of his features, edited the podcast, drew an unused t-shirt design where the team are all riding a dragon, and wore a "little dog tie".
"Shazam" the John Lewis Services Representative 	Gav thanks "Shazam" for a teachable moment in not making fun of foreign names. "Shazam's" life was unfortunately cut short as he fell down an open manhole cover and, likely, piped out to sea.
The duck that quacks in that jingle, Mr. Arnold Pondweed	Pondweed was the premiere duck voice artisté of the early '90s. His most notable role is that of the original Toilet Duck, but he also served as the Creative Consultant on Fly Away Home. Before his death, his cocaine addiction had caused the total erosion of his bill. He died in the back office of the Tiger Tiger off Piccadilly Circus.
"The Boy That We Found" (R.I.P. ?) 	The Boy That [They] Found was found at the bottom of a well. He acted as a talisman, providing Feature ideas when the team needed them. The Boy had no mouth (though this is disputed in Episode 393: Rainbow Boy Workout). He asked for balloons so he could "fly up out of the chimney and away", but the team refused to give him any. Despite this, he did eventually manage to fly up the chimney that, to his young mind, "must have seemed like the opposite of a well".
The horse, Premium 	Premium was disguised as a bull at a cattle auction. Steve once fed Premium some ice cream, and he "pulled back his lips in fright". Log used to ride him around and challenge readers to knock him off using brooms. Matt put him in the back of a pickup truck, after Premium's desire to "ride something too", causing Premium to "faint in delight and fall into the sea". After being hauled back up the John O'Groats cliffs, dead, it was revealed that fish had eaten away at his cheeks, resulting in a permanent post-mortem smile.
The reader who never learned, Clive 	Clive was a "superfan". One night, after giving the team a lift home, Matt gave a signal, Joe unbuckled Clive's belt, and log sent the car careening into a tree, killing Clive. The team each reportedly keep a piece of Clive.
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