Meet Ashely and Red

Meet Ashley and Red is the 13th short of WarioWare Adventures Season 1.
== Characters Present ==
* Ashley
* Red
* Chorus of singers
* Ashley's teacher
== Summary ==
In this animated version of her theme song, Ashley performs a play for the viewers to introduce herself.
== Plot ==
The short starts with Ashley telling her actors to take their places as she sets the stage. After the singers practice their vocal chords and the actors memorise their lines, the song starts.
Chorus: Who's the girl next door
Living in the haunted mansion? (A set of a haunted mansion is seen)
Ashley: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am -- (She opens the door of the haunted mansion set, which then lifts itself offstage)
Chorus: ASH-LEY! 
She knows the darkest spells
And she brews the meanest potions!
Ashley: You might be the ingredient I seek! (She points at the viewer)
Chorus: Don't let yourself be fooled
By her innocent demeanor! (Ashley holds her bunny doll as these lyrics are sung)
Ashley: You should be afraid of the great -- (She rips the detachable head off her bunny doll)
Chorus: ASH-LEY!
She doesn't play with dolls
And she never combs her hair.
Ashley: Who has time for girly things like that? 
(The set shifts to a cauldron and props are used for ingredients)
Ashley: Eye of newt - I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig - this'll make you big.
Kitten spit - soon your pants won't fit.
(Red turns into Ashley's wand for her to cast the spell, punctuated by special effects)
Ashley: PANTALONES GIGANTICUS!!!
...Oh, no! Not again!
(The set shifts to a school, where Ashley is seemingly studying. Her teacher enters the stage)
Chorus: She could rule the world
And still finish all her homework.
Ashley: Ev'ryone knows that I'm the greatest --
Chorus: ASH-LEY!
You'd better watch your step,
Or she'll cast a spell on you!
Ashley: I turned my teacher into a spoon.
(Ashley's teacher stands behind a large cutout shaped like a spoon)
(The set changes to Ashley's bedroom, where she is reading a book)
Ashley: I'm a slave to my spellbook
And yes, it's true --
I don't have as many friends as you...
But I think you're nice
And maybe we could be friends!
And if you say "no", you're TOAST!
(An actor dressed in a toast costume walks past)
Chorus: Who's the girl next door
Living in the haunted mansion?
Ashley: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am --
Chorus: ASH-LEY!
Just remember this
When you see her on the street.
Ashley: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet! 
(The rest of the cast dances and takes a bow, ending the short)
== Trivia ==
* This is the first musical short of the series