Singing Auditions

By BGB64.
==Story==
Plants are auditioning for being the lead singer in Zombies on Your Lawn.
===Cattail===
Cattail: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
Director: CUT
Me: But why? Cattail's my favourite plant! Second only to coffee bean.
Director: I'm the director.
Me: *sigh* Fine.
Cattail: Nooooooooo-
Cattail gets dragged away by the director
===Imitater===
Imitater: Mercy Me
James (name of director]:cuuut
Me:heck he didn't imtatae 
Imater: next time ill sing Thiller. 
Dance Zombie: Grrrrrrr 
Directer: We'll see...
===Coffee Bean===
Coffee Bean: TheresazombieonyourlawntheresazombieonyourlawntheresazombieonyourlawnwedontwantzombiesonthelawnIknowyoutypetalldarkanddeadyouwanttoeatallthecoffeeinmyheadandtheneatthebrainsoftheonewhoplantedmehereImjustacoffebeanbutseemewakeupanentireinfantryyoulikethetasteofbrainswedon'tlikezombies
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: But- but...he's the best we have...
Director: NO HE ISN'T!
===Sunflower===
Sunflower:
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here
I'm just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains we don't like zombies
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
to make a lawn defense at any hour
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
Director: CUT!!!
Me: YAY!
Director: That's better.
Wall-Nut:
(Kills all zombies)
Director:CUT!!!
Me:But it's not his fault...
Director:So?
Tall-Nut:
There's a zombie on...
Director:CUT!!!
Me:You just failed him because he has a deep voice.
Director:Fine.You get the job.
Tall-Nut:YAY :)!
THE END
==Trivia==
*All the ideas came from a youtube audition series.made by rfm767
Category:Fanfics
Category:Plant-only Fanfics
Category:BGB64's Fanfics