A Dust Mite Might

"A Dust Mite Might" is a song from the Hamster & Gretel episode "From Dust Till Dawn".
==Lyrics==
For me, collectible antiquities are hard to resist
But my particular affinities were always dismissed
It didn't matter what was on my vintage shopping list
Because my parents were postmodern minimalists
I wanted older stuff, but my folks said no
I'm a bit anachronistic and they told me so
I always wanna fix it if it ain't Baroque
Or Victorian or Renaissance or Art Nouveau
So I did the only sensible thing to do
Developed nano dust and a power suit
And two giant dust mites to do my bidding
I mean, look at that Chippendale, are you kidding?
Who-oo-oo-oo on Earth would do such a thing?
Well, a dust mite might
(A dust mite might)
If I had my way, I'd take everything
I'd take every antique in sight
Like a dust mite might
(A dust mite might)
A dust mite might
A dust mite might
A dust mite might
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