Toledo

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Logan brown is the dictator of Toledo, Ohio. His policies have been called racist by some and his decision to wear a klan robe in his inauguration was a weird choice. The band JWill and the Fooligans is popular in Toledo and a statue of the deceased Pablo Pilar is located in the center of the city. Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio is like being nowhere at all. All through the day how the hours rush by You sit in the park and you watch the grass die! Ah, but after the sunset, the dusk and the twilight When shadows of night start to fall. They roll back the sidewalk precisely at ten. And people who live there are not seen again! Just two lonely truckers from Great Falls, Montana and a salesman from places unknown. All huddled together in downtown Toledo. To spend their big night all alone!
You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio Well I spent a week there one day They've got entertainment to dazzle your eyes Go visit the bakery and watch the buns rise
Ah, but let's not forget that the folks of Toledo Unselfishly gave us the scales No springs, honest weight, that's the promise they made So smile and be thankful next time you get weighed
And wive and wet wive Let this be our motto Let's let the sleeping dogs lie - ping dogs lie
And here's to the dogs of Toledo, Ohio. Ladies, we bid you goodbye!