Real Problems? Nah I Just Want My Lime

Zee Barnes
A couple days in the House can lead to many things—great policies, horrible motions, too much heckling, one too many after-work drinks, and of course a whole lot of regrettable decision making.
Well, look at that….speaking of questionable decision making, Style Critic of Justice, Colin Guildman was spotted escorted out of the local Parliamentary drinking establishment after starting a fight over the fact that the lime zest in his drink was not “vegan”. The bartender claimed that it in fact was organic and the lime completely grown in Canada. Not taking this very well, Mr. Guildman emptied the drink on to the bar and hurled the glass in the employee’s direction. He has been recorded yelling “WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM? I JUST WANT A DAMN VEGAN LIME”. Other sources have confirmed that this outburst may be brought in front of a disciplinary committee later in the week. Will the Style party put up with this kind of MP behaviour or will Mr.Guildman pull what is now being referred to a “MacMillan” and flee to Panama?  As this was witnessed by petrified onlookers and videos are expected to turn up soon. 
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