DarthJack

DarthJack , Darth Jack or simply Darth, was a politician, conspiracy theorist and podcaster in the Second Cool Server Republic and a member of the Big Left. 
== Political career ==
In the Cool Server Republic, he undeliberately, was a big cause behind the 2023 Cool Server coup d'état. 
On 31 December 2023 Darth joined the UGDP. However, on the same day, after some convincing from Gne, prominent member of the NSCSWP, he instead switched party and joined the NSCSWP, leading to then-PM gerd sending a political ultimatum to SadScotsman, leader of the NSCSWP, requesting to either to remove Darth from their party or cause their coalition (and the gerdist Ministry) to fall apart. 
As a response, SadScotsman and the NSCSWP marched on gerdistan and the UGDP, couping the government and transforming the nation into the the Cool Server Reich, which also ended the Civil War. 
Darth was announced to be the official mascot of the Fourth Scotsman Ministry (without his knowledge) but this only lasted for one day as SadScotsman killed himself hours later. After the Reich's surrender, he then went on to join the DPP after being convinced by OscarEMN. 
=== The Darth Experience ===
On the 17th of March, not long after the CCC-DPP merger, DarthJack created the Darth Experience, a far-left, conspiracist podcast sponsored by Kool Kartel Kocaine. 
=== Fourth Gerdist Ministry ===
Following the April 2024 Cool Server general election, DarthJack was named Minister of Education and announced the creation of the Cool University in Coolistan.
== Personal life ==
He was reportedly addicted to cocaine, which was provided by Kool Kartel Kocaine CEO Nge. 
In a leaked scrapped episode of the Darth Experience, Darth is shown shooting two individuals, the two bots Carl and MEE6, the first one after it claimed to have been kidnapped and the second one after it had noticed blood on the floor. 
He was adopted. 
He had a brother named GarthJack. 
He was once best pals with Pinappeal. 
== Death ==
On the 18th April 2024, DarthJack commited suicide in his house, leaving a note saying "How the fuck do you write Haikus?".
Category:Members of the NSCSWP
Category:People in the Cool Server Republic