Death Loves Stupid People With a Dash of Unlucky.

Do You feel bad about yourselves? Feel like there's no way out? Hell, at least you didn't end up like the musician who gets fishy, a man who gets really unlucky, a prisoner Who gets Bible-killed, a teenager who loved stealing other people's lunches, a rocker who goes hay-wire, a Doctor who gets massaged, and a bad actor who thought the gun was fake. If this doesn't make you feel better, nothing will!
AIRED ON: MARCH 17, 2019
===Most people ask "What's so good about this 1000 Ways to Die Show?" And all I got to say is "Where else can you see?"===
===A paint-baler get paint-balled, a skier meat a "George of the jungle" demise, a couple of terrorists who couldn't watch the watch tower (land on them), a bully get dodge-balled, an annoying New Jersey punk (How original!) get juiced, a civil war soldier survives a cannon shot and kill without even trying and lastly how the heck do you die from a cat scratch (disease/fever)!===
===Deaths===
Death #	Event Name 	Date Of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
1193 	Paint Balled 	June 3, 1978 	Tokyo, Japan 	A mean, rude and obnoxious woman plays paint-ball. She climbs a 30-feet-tall tree and sits on a branch. She laughs at and mocks a man's aiming due to him keep hitting the branch she is sitting on and not her. After 15 paint-balls the branch breaks and the woman falls to her death. Plummeting and cracking her skull and damaging her brain. Dying instantly from brain hemorrhage. (BASED on a real accident, although the injured victim did not die but suffered a concussion, but was fine later on).
1103 	Skiing Trip 	November 17, 2004	Memphis, Tennessee 	Two rival-women verse each other for the final gold cup in skiing. One of the woman rigs the other woman's skis. When the race starts, seconds later, the woman with the rigged skis spins out. The woman who rigged the skis looks behind her back and laughs at the woman, but when she looks back in front of her, she crashes head on into a tree. The impact sent the cartridge of her nose into her brain as well as the impact just cracking her skull. She dies instantly from brain hemorrhage. (based on the death of Sony Bono and multiple other skiing-related deaths.
8712 	Terrorist 	May 24, 2009 	Concord, New Hampshire 	Two terrorist attempt to blow up a watch tower. They set up and plant 10 pounds of C-4 on all four legs of the tower. They detonate the C-4 and the tower falls on them, which crushing both of their ribs and puncturing their hearts and killing both of them in seconds as they bleeds to death.
4087 	Dodge Balled 	November 20, 2007	Annapolis, Maryland 	A sadistic bully plays dodge-ball with 11 other kids. When one student throws a ball at the wall while the kids dodge the ball, a strong kid gets all ten students out, but finally gets the bully out with a head shot. The ball hits his head so hard his brain bounces of the back of his skull, causing it to bleed and knocks him against the wall, hitting his head and cracking his skull. He dies instantly from brain hemorrhage.
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Jersey Gore (2) 	June 1, 1996 	Trenton, New Jersey 	A punk thinks he is the king of New Jersey. He gets in a fight and gets punched in the face. He manages to knock the other guy out but walks away in pain. His skull is cracked from the punch to the face. He gets dizzy from the damaged skull and trips on his sandals. He lands on the wooden-dock floor and the impact damages the already cracked skull. He dies instantly from brain hemorrhage.
1508 	Bayou-Neck 	April 19, 1870 	Miami, Ohio 	A civil war soldier is shell-shocked by a cannon shot. His rifle is blown out of his hands and flies right into an enemy soldier. The bayonet of the rifle impales his heart, killing him seconds later.
3280 	Curiosity (Didn't) Kill the Cat	October 20, 2003 	Los Angeles, California	A woman is scratched in the neck by a cat. The cat's claws severs her right jugular vein and carotid artery. Before she bleeds to death, her husband saves her from bleeding to death, but she dies a month later from a cat scratch disease.
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