Fighting is Futile

Fighting is Futile is the second episode of SBFW Survivor.
==Transcript==
[Super Tribe, Night 1]
Joey: SOMEBODY
Da: ONCE
Mad: TOLD
Prim: ME
Joey: THAT
Da: THE
Mad: WORLD
Prim: WAS
Joey: GONNA
Da: ROLL
Mad: ME
[Gaming turns up the volume on his device to maximum]
Prim: I
Joey: AIN'T
Da: THE
Mad: SHARPEST
Prim: TOOL
Joey: IN
Da: THE
Mad: SHED
[Dan puts on three extra large headphones]
Prim: SHE
Joey: WAS
Da: LOOKING
Mad: KINDA
Prim: DUMB
Daffy: Sky prohibited singing All Stars one word at a time.
Prim: When did he say that?
Sky: It is prohibited to sing All Stars one word at a time.
Da: Oh craaaaaaap.
Noob: Nobody likes All Stars.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T-
Sky: THAT'S IT! BED, THE FOUR OF YOU!
Da: What just happened?
Gaming: You got sent to bed. It's your punishment.
Da: Who's Bed?
Gaming: What... [facepalm] 
Joey: Hey... how come you're not punished?
Dan: Sky hates All Stars.
Noob: [laughs] He's gone ballistic.
Sky: You think it's funny?
Noob: Wait, wait! I-I-I wasn't, uhhh, referring to you!
[Noob confessional]
Noob: If this is based on opinion, I'm a shoe in. All you need to do is lie and you're there already.
[cuts back to Sky and Noob talking]
Sky: Fine. Just use it.
Gaming: It's finally here...
[cuts to the punishing room, Gaming's words are echoing in Prim's head]
Prim: It's actually out!
Joey: Yeah!
Prim: Let's escape and get some! [runs towards door, which was left open, but gets shot] What the hell?
Joey: The door was left open? This shouldn't take long. [runs towards Prim, but also gets shot] Oh crap, it's security protected.
Prim: I tried to telll you that...
Joey: Shut up, you never told-
[Prim and Joey are in a deep sleep]
Mad: [sleepwalking] 5 more minutes... [walks towards door and gets shot]
Da: Wha...
[Da walks towards the wall and starts banging his head against it until it brakes]
Da: I lose! [falls asleep immediately]
Sky: 6 hours later...
Da: Yay I won! [wakes up] Guys! Wake up!
Dan: It's 3 AM.
Da: 3 AM? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sky: [sighs] 4 hours later...
Joey: [wakes up] LET'S FRICKIN' GO!!!
Prim: If it's even there.
[Joey goes to the room]
Joey: IT'S GONE!!!!
Noob: We were done with it, so we put it away.
[Cuts to Da thinking]
Da: People never play anything at 3 AM.
Joey: Oh. I get it.
Gaming: Da is not right. Nothing happens at 3 AM.
[cuts to someone asking Alexa something]
Person: Alexa, what is the weather?
Alexa: The weather is something that doesn't exist, damn fool. Now [bleep] off.
[end of Da's thought]
Da: Yes...
Sky: Alright. I need to say that we need to buy some tickets. We are going to blah blah blah...
Da: [repeatedly nodding] Yes...
Sky: ...so we need £64 off everyone.
Gaming: £64?!
Sky: Don't worry. Only £4 from each of you.
Da: [nods] Yes.
Sky: Got that, Da?
Da: No.
Sky: What- [facepalms]
Da: Da only understand emoji language.
Sky: Listen very closely.
Da: Ok.
Sky: 🚄 🎫 💵
Da: Oh.
Bot: [from afar] You've focused most of the episode on the Super Tribe. What about us?
Sky: I can't hear you. So...
[Hyper Tribe, Day 2]
Bot: Well finally.
Red: Reddit.
Danilo: 👽
Purps: Shut up.
Burger: Which background should I choose? The brown? Or the yellow? No, I did yellow last time. But I remember...
Matchy: Oh brother.
NoNamer: Granite, what do you think of this tribe? I think that it's kinda unfitting.
Granite: Same.
[people screaming in the background]
Bot: YOU'RE A MAD MAN!!!
Red: Sky? Can I write the next episode?
Sky: no
Red: YOU'RE MEAN!
Sky: yes
Bot: You need to hire someone.
Sky: Nobody writes episodes but me. And you need to get on the train.
Danilo: That's no fair.
Sky: My Survivor, my rules.
Purps: You people need to grow up.
[everyone is still fighting]
Bot: LET ME WRITE AN EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sky: no
Red: LET ME WRITE AN EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sky: no
Danilo: That's just unfair.
Sky: I know.
NoNamer: You are quite mean.
Sky: yes
Burger: So can you change your tone?
Sky: no
Granite: Eh.
Sky: You're cool.
[everyone is still fighting and there is unheard swearing]
Matchy: Oh no.
[fades to black, episode ends]
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