Fish

Fish were the rulers of the Earth until Humans found their weakness: roast beef sandwiches with Spam. Since then, many a fish are either eaten, captured as pets, or put on a humiliating display and forced to sing horrible songs.
Jean-Luc Picard had a fish. Nobody's sure what happened to it.
:Noted martinet and herbert Edward Jellico may have had it broiled after he ordered the fish out of Picard's former ready room.
Christopher Trout hates fish. We're not sure why.
Category:Booze, foods, snacks, drinks, puddings, beverages and other miscellaneous and non-miscellaneous consumables (but not drugs)