Christopher The Fox

== History ==
Christopher "Chris" Prower is a fox who was living with Tails. He is friends with Trevor the Hedgehog and Sunny from Faraway Town. 2 months after he was born, he fell into a vat of Pepto Bismol, which is how he gained his magenta coloring. He was adopted by Walter White in 2009, but after being mistreated for 3 years, Chris ran away, and lived in the wilderness for 3 months until he was found by Tails while he was testing a new mechanical device used to trap and kill small animals in the woods, and was adopted again soon after. After becoming friends with Trevor, he heard the Gospels and wept at the grace of the Holy Ghost, then converted to Christianity immediately. After 4 years of happily living with Tails, Jerma985 busted into their house, stole Tails, and then threw him into a meat grinder! This, alongside the death of Sonic not too long after, caused Chris to seek revenge for what Jerma had done to his father. Teaming up with Trevor, they found Jerma's hideout after 7 weeks of searching, and then both mailed Ten Thousand Pipe Bombs to the hideout, killing Jerma mid-stream, causing chat to burst into maniacal laughter. As one chat member recalled, it was "the funniest shit [they'd] ever seen". The rest of his story is unknown, following Christopher burning "the documents" in 2047.
== Personality ==
Chris is very angry, all the time. Whenever he hears someone mention Sam & Cat or Henry Danger, he will violently attack and usually kill them. Sometimes he thinks he hears his pet rock mention Sam & Cat, and bites it every single time, damaging his teeth. However, whenever he hears someone mention Homestuck, he will definitely kill them. But if he hears someone mention a false god, he will send them to the end of time, where all hope for the universe is lost. His criminal record states that he has over 300 confirmed kills.
== Holy Form ==
After collecting the Chaos Bread and the Chaos Wine, Christopher can become Holy Christopher. In this state, his abilities are upgraded exponentially, even more than his already incredibly powerful base form. While being Holy, Christopher can channel his inner rage torwards Jerma to destroy entire universes as well as reshape them as he sees fit, his slam dunks send a deadly shockwave that instantly kill everyone in the current continent Christopher is in, his beatboxing does the same, and anyone who eats the Holy Lasagna he can make in this form becomes immortal, although Christopher chooses not to make lasagna while Holy for this reason. (he prefers murder over everlasting life.) The only being Christopher has ever given his Holy Lasagna to is Trevor. Unlike Super Sonic, Holy Christopher can stay in his upgraded form without Rings. The only known way to stop Holy Christopher is to force him to watch the last episode of iCarly, which always makes him so sad that he reverts back to his normal form. However, he always kills the person who forced him to watch iGoodbye as punishment for stopping his rampage.
== Quotes ==
* "I'M GOING TO GO CHRIS MODE AND CHRIS OUT!!!"
* *frothing at the mouth*
* "Jerma.. WHY DID YUO DO THIS TO ME!?" (misspelling intentional)
* "Tonight I pray that everyone into Sam & Cat goes to hell no matter what."
== Gallery ==
File:Holy christopher in the real.png|Nobody knows how this picture of Holy Christopher was taken, considering his rampage.
File:Christopher The Fox.png|I don't even know who this is. (Old Art of Christopher)
File:Fanart i drew of christopher dying in a glue trap.png|fanart i drew of christopher the fox dying in a glue trap