The Three Confused Demigods and The Big Bad Author

WARNING!!!!
I wrote this story a long time ago, and oh boy is it cringey. But also funny. Enjoy hating it.
Once upon a time there were three demigods. Their names were Leo, Percy, and Jason. For whatever reason, they had to go onto an empty field and build some houses. "Um, that's stupid. Why?" Leo asked. BECAUSE I SAID SO AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY! "Oh, okay." said Percy. So they built some houses. Leo wanted to fireproof his houses, but he had to make a house out of cardboard because I SAID SO. Percy didn't know how to build a house, so he just put some wood planks on the ground and called it a day. Jason just really liked bricks, so he made a house out of bricks. 
Then the big, bad author saw them building their houses and thought, "Hm, I should write something today. Oh look, I see my characters!" So he went up to Leo's cardboard house and said "Get out of your house now!!!"
"Why?" asked Leo, which was a valid question.
"Because I'm the author! And if you don't, I'll write and I'll plot and I'll kill off everyone you love."
"No." said Leo. So he rad over to Percy's house pile of wood and hid. The author, wanting something to write, followed him. The big bad author got to Percy's pile of wood and shouted, " Show yourselves or I'll write and I'll plot and I'll kill off everyone you love."
"Yeah no." said Percy and Leo, and they ran away to Jason's house. "Why do I always have to be the mature one?" asked Jason. The author knocked on the door. "Let me in NOW!!!" 
"Yeah, no." said Percy, Leo, and Jason. 
"Oh, Jason, you built your house of bricks." Rick noticed. "You must be really smart."
"No." said Jason. "I just like bricks. Bricks are my favorite."
"Um, okay, that's weird so I'm killing you off just for that."
"Ha! I'd like to see you try. I'm a main character with my own POV, so I'm practically immortal" Jason said, foolishly.
To be continued...
-Wintermoonrising
Category:Short Stories
Category:Fanfictions