Total Drama Carnage

Its A New TV Series On Thriller Channel. It Has 100 Episodes With 10 Episodes In Each Season. There Are 9 Seasons. The Last Episode Of This TV Series Is The Last Episode Of The Last Season.
==Staff==
===Host===
*Pikachu
===Camp Chef===
*Cook Kirby
==Contestants==
===Screaming Koopas===
*Luigi
*Mario
*Princess Peach
*Boo
*Donkey Kong
*Bowser
*Petey Piranha
*Diddy Kong
*Wario
*Waluigi
*Koopa
*Parakoopa
===Killer Mews===
*Yoshi
*Kamek
*Larry Koopa
*Wendy O. Koopa
*Iggy Koopa
*Roy Koopa
*Morton Koopa Jr
*Ludwig Von Koopa
*Lemmy Koopa
*Oshawott
*Link
*King Dedede
*Conker
*King Boo
*Mew
*Mewtwo
*Ghastly
*Gengar
*Haunter
*Annoying Orange
==Episode 1 - Which Path==
===Transcript===
Pikachu: Welcome To Total Drama Carnage!!!!!!!!!!! Where 32 Campers Must Compete To Win $1.000,000! Today Is The First Challenge! But First Thing First! Breakfast Time!!!!!!!!
(In The Kitchen)
Ghastly: What The Muck Is The Food We Are Eating?!?!?!
Kamek: Looks Like Paper To Me!
(In Confessional Cam )
Wario: I Thought We Were Eating Garlic!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: Dude, Garlic Is Gross!!!!!!!!
(Back In The Kitchen)
Pikachu: Good Morning Campers!!!!!!!! Are You Ready?
Kamek: Im Not Ready! Im Not Finished With My Breakfast Yet!
Everyone Except Kamek, Pikachu And Cook Kirby: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Too Bad Kamek! Lets Go!!!!!
(At Bowser's Castle)
Annoying Orange: AGH! This Place Is Too Hot!
Bowser: Theres Always Water In The Secret Trap Room.
(Back At The Kitchen)
Kamek: Why Am I Eating Paper?!?!?! D:
Pikachu: I Dont Know. LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F:
(Back At Bowser's Castle)
Yoshi: Im Still Waiting For Pikachu And Kamek.
kamek: Ugh....... My Health.....(Falls Into The Lava)
Pikachu: what the heck?!?!?!
Kamek: (Gets Burned) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Annoying Orange: I Guess Kamek Had A Gitch! nyahahahaha.
Pikachu: No. Not Gitch. Glitch!
Bowser: What Happened To Kamek?!?!?! )):
Kamek: (Comes Out Of The Lava) Im Still Ok.
Mario: What the heck!!!!!!!!! You Reassemble A Dry Bones. (Stomps On Kamek)
Pikachu: Our First Challenge Is Called, Which Path. In This Challenge, You Have To Choose The Right Path. If You Choose The Wrong Path, You Fall Into The Lava.
Kamek: Seems Legit.
Pikachu: Ready Set GO!
(Mario Chooses The Middle Path But He Falls Into The Lava)
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Kamek Chooses The Left Path And He Falls Into The Lava)
Kamek: NOOOOOOOOO! FOOLED AGAIN!
(Yoshi Chooses The Middle Path And He Falls Into The Lava)
Yoshi: Owowowowow!
(Annoying Orange Chooses The Right Path And He Doesnt Fall Into The Lava)
Annoying Orange: YAY!
(Bowser Chooses The Left Path And He Falls Into The Lava)
Bowser: GHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(5 Minutes Later......)
Pikachu: Ok. We Are Done! Looks Like The Screaming Koopas Will Have To Meet!
(At The Campfire)
Pikachu: On This Plate, I Have 11 Marshmellows To Give You But There Are 12 Of You Here. The Person Who Doesnt Get A Marshmellow Must Leave.
List Of Characters Who Got A Marshmellow In Order:
Luigi
Mario
Princess Peach
Donkey Kong
Bowser
Petey Piranha
Diddy Kong
Wario
Waluigi
Koopa
Parakoopa
Pikachu: Sorry Boo But You Have To Leave! (Puts Boo On A Slingshot And Cook Kirby Holds The Black Spot Of The Slingshot For 5 Seconds Then Lets It Go, Causing Boo To Get Sent Flying Into Mt Dedede)
==Episode 2 - Bloody Fighters==
===Transcript===
(In the TLC)
Boo: Ugh, It Smells Bad In Here!
(At the kitchen)
Diddy Kong: Ew! Why Are We Eating Poop This Time?
Bowser: I Dont Know!
Princess Peach: Do You Know What Time It Is?
Mario: yep. its supposed to be challenge time but pikachu went with ash.
(In Unova)
Ash: Its, Sooooooooooooo Cold............. (freezes in a block of ice)
Pikachu: Thats cause its winter!
Ice Bird: No, its cause of me, idiot!
Pikachu: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Ice Bird: A idiot.
(in the kitchen)
(kamek spits poop at donkey kong) donkey kong: ew, gross!
Ghastly: guys, we have a problem.
kamek: hmph! what is it, ghastly?
ghastly: pikachu is missing!
haunter: im going to look for him!
(in unova)
haunter: brrrrrrrrrrrrr. (freezes in a block of ice)
dawn: oh no! my haunter! (breaks the ice, causing haunter to die)
(haunter comes from the recovery center)
pikachu: DAH! GO AWAY! I CANT STAND YOUR AURA!
haunter: WHAT? (beats pikachu up)
(the sun comes up, melting all the ice)
ice bird: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (gets melted)
haunter: i will get you to host again! (brings pikachu to the pokemon center)
nurse joy: Yes sir? (sees pikachu who just got beat up) oh. i see! (heals pikachu) thanks for coming.
haunter: ok. (brings pikachu to the kitchen)
ghastly: yay! pikachu is back!
pikachu: the 2nd challenge is called bloody fighters. the 1st team to beat up the other team wins. ready set GO!
mario: you need to learn how to spell, lame drug! (beats up ghastly)
ghastly: what the heck, dude!
haunter: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (beats up donkey kong)
donkey kong: AHHHHHHHHH! IM BLEEDING!
mario: stupid crawl-o-thingy-majig! (beats up link)
link: ow! Im Bleeding really bad!
annoying orange: hey! you dont beat me! (beats up bowser)
bowser: you cracked my body full of blood!
pikachu: what the? blood? im really turning it off! (presses the turn off blood button, turning off the blood)
peach: i like this mode.
pikachu: you mean the no blood mode?
peach: yes.
donkey kong: im no longer bleeding though i still got a hole!
(donkey kong's fingers turn into small cannons full of bananas)
diddy kong: COOL!
death: woah! this really is cartoonish!
(donkey kong shoots bananas at annoying orange to beat him up) annoying orange: OW! i guess he got a upgrade on his fingers! nyahahaha!
donkey kong: thinks thats funny?
(6 hours of nothing and pathetic beatings later)
pikachu: OH COME ON!
cook kirby: calm down!
(1 hour later)
pikachu: BEEP! times up! lets see who will join boo! killer mews, you have lots of members so only 11 of you will have a chance of joining boo! those people are annoying orange, kamek, yoshi, link, wendy o. koopa, conker, mew, mewtwo, ghastly, haunter and king boo.
king boo: what?
pikachu: i have 10 marshmellows but 11 of you are here!
the 10 people who got a marshmellow:
annoying orange
kamek
yoshi
link
wendy o. koopa
mew
mewtwo
ghastly
haunter
king boo
pikachu: sorry conker, but you will have to go to the TLC!
conker: OH NO! (gets put on the slingshot and flinged to the TLC)
==Episode 3: Ringing Of The Bells==
===Transcript===
(in the kitchen)
mewtwo: oh yeah! tacos are awesome!
mew: i agree!
ghastly: i agree too!
everyone except mewtwo, mew, ghastly, pikachu and cook kirby: WE ALL AGREE!
pikachu: todays breakfast is tacos. let me know when you are ready.
taco: why are they eating us?
mew: shut up, taco! (eats taco)
everyone except pikachu and cook kirby: WE ARE READY!
pikachu: great! the 3rd challenge is ringing of the bells. someone on each team will sing carol of the bells for 2 minutes. after that, each team has to escape the snowy woods. if you dont escape, a giant bell will land on you and will lose the challenge, putting your team up for elimation. ready set GO!
(kamek and mario sing carol of the bells for 2 minutes)
(2 minutes later......)
(everyone escapes except annoying orange)
(a giant bell lands on annoying orange, making his team lose the challange)
pikachu:  the 11 people that have a chance at joining boo and conker are annoying orange, yoshi, king boo, ghastly, haunter, link, oshawott, kamek, gengar, wendy o. koopa and king dedede.
the 10 people that got a marshmellow:
annoying orange
yoshi
king boo
haunter
link
oshawott
kamek
gengar
wendy o. koopa
king dedede
pikachu: sorry ghastly but you will be melted.
ghastly: WHY? (gets put on a slingshot and gets flinged to the TLC)
==Episode 4: Treasure Hunting==
===Transcript===
(in tlc)
Boo: ew....... it smells bad in here!
Conker: SHUT UP!
(in the kitchen)
Mario: why are we eating COINS?
Pikachu: our next challenge is called, treasure hunting! whichever team gets the treasure first wins. the first person to get the treasure wins a win token. ready set go!
(king dedede gets the treasure)
Pikachu: And King dedede gets a win token and his team wins which puts the screaming koopas up for elimanation!
(at campfire)
pikachu: i have 10 marshmellows. if you dont get a marshmellow, you leave the game and have to do a challenge on redemption island with ghastly, boo and conker.
the 10 people who got a marshmellow:
luigi
mario
peach
bowser
petey piranha
diddy kong
wario
waluigi
koopa
parakoopa
pikachu: sorry dk but you are elimanated. *flings dk to the tlc and picks up the tlc and throws it at redemption island, causing the tlc to break* see you at redemption island!
(in redemption island)
pikachu: your rejoin challenge is called, sugar rush! the person who gets the most candy rejoins the game! ready set GO!
(5 minutes later)
pikachu: and ghastly got the most candy which means he gets to join the game! *ghastly floats to camp pika* who will suffer? *a new place for the eliminated contestants called, the jury appears and boo, conker and donkey kong get sent to the jury* find out on TOTAL! DRAMA! CARNAGE!
Category:Total Drama Island