List of Kills

Confirmed Kills:
* 1,568 Skeletons (6 giant, 1,562 mass combat)
* 784 Zombies (5 alarm, 5 plague, 4 brine, 4 juju, 766 mass combat)
* 500 Traitors of War
* 226 Zombie Warhorses (222 mass combat)
* 162 Skeletal Champions (160 mass combat)
* 144 Goblins
* 104 humans
* 84 plagued beasts
* 59 fire crabs (10 medium, 49 tiny)
* 57 Ghasts
* 53 Babau (52 mass combat)
* 34 Dire rats
* 30 Greater Shadows
* 29 Black skeletons (11 mass combat)
* 26 Vampire spawn
* 24 Wights (2 Glowing Cairn)
* 20 Hell hounds (1 den mother)
* 18 Stirges
* 17 Gnolls
* 19 Encephalon Gorgers
* 13 Gargoyles (12 mass combat)
* 12 Hobgoblins
* 12 Giant leeches
* 12 purple fungi
* 12 Gugs
* 10 Carnivorous Apes (1 Chief 9 Ooks)
* 10 Minotaurs (1 Normal, 9 Teleporting)
* 10 Zombie Choirs
* 9 Spectres (2 Nadrojax)
* 8 Kobolds
* 7 Boneapaults
* 7 Giant centipedes 
* 7 Green Gargoyls
* 7 Morlocks
* 7 Trolls
* 7 Weresharks (2 human form, 5 hybrid)
* 7 Worgs
* 6 Cursed goblins
* 6 Leucrottas
* 6 Ogres
* 5 Dwarves
* 5 Orcs
* 5 Pestilizi demons
* 4 Chain Kytons
* 4 Gorgons
* 4 Giant dire rats
* 4 Plagued champions of Mitra.
* 4 Time elementals
* 3 Intellect devourers
* 3 Iron Golems
* 3 Phase spiders (1x Larry, 1x Curly, 1x Moe)
* 3 Purple Worms
* 3 Shambling Mounds
* 3 Statues (Alien)
* 2 Basalisks
* 2 Fire drakes
* 2 Glabrezus
* 2 Hydras (6 and 8 head)
* 2 Iron Cobra (constructs)
* 2 Monstrous Dire Rats
* 2 Ogre Spiders (malnourished)
* 2 Rat swarms
* 2 Shadow hunters
* 2 Vrocks
* 2 Wererats (1 afflicted, 1 natural)
* 1 Archangel
* 1 Balor
* 1 Bloodwraith
* 1 Bone Reaper
* 1 Cerberus
* 1 Defender Globe
* 1 Dragon (Adult Red)
* 1 Doppelganger
* 1 Ettin
* 1 Emerald Cobra
* 1 Fire Elemental (Huge)
* 1 Flesh Golem
* 1 Gelatneous Cube
* 1 Half-orc
* 1 Interloculator Kyton
* 1 Keketar
* 1 Kraken
* 1 Leukodaemon
* 1 Meladaemon
* 1 Mummy (of the deep)
* 1 Ochre Jelly
* 1 Ogre, Three Headed
* 1 Purrodaemon
* 1 Stag (8 point)
* 1 Stone Bat (construct) 
* 1 Stone Golem 
* 1 Storm Giant Ghost
* 1 Thanadaemon
* 1 Water Cobra
Defeated/Surrendered/Negotiated peace
* 12 Hobgoblins
* 4 Cockroach swarms
* 2 Gargoyles
* 1 Pestilizi demon
* 1 Huge half-fiendish dire-crow.
* 1 Dung Monster
* The 104th Ogres, Aberdeenian Skirmish regiment from House Yan
* Hengsha's Runners, ex 72nd Aboleths, Aberdeenian vanguard regiment from House Jun
* Rjodrun, Fire Giant and crab farmer.
* Shard, Macro-fine crystalline dragon
* Priest Mesifyn Styx
* An infinite number of imaginary biting bugs
* ~200 goblin miners
* A will o the whisp
* Villix
* Gundar
* Falnil "The Deathless", Chapion of the Duskfall
* 1 Storm Giant Ghost Guardian
* The Elder Brain
* Schwarma, a Morlock ex-slave
* The Bone Crawler
* Szuriel, Aspect War
* A house cat
* Alphonse, Antionette and the amazing dancing undead. Twice
* 6 royal bone guards
* The Librarian Ashfallen, Denizen of Leng, LE
* A desk, noble of soul and strong of spirit
Boss/Miniboss (included in above)
# Jibjack, Kobold Sergent, NE
# ???, Kobold Priest of Orcus, CE
# Tall Jack Rat, Human Bandit Leader, CE
# Emerald Emporer Cobra, N
# ???, Human priest of Orcus, CE.
# Azirax, Glabrezu of Tsathogga, CE.
# Hengsha, Half-Elf pirate of Besmara, CN
# Bloody Jackson, Afflicted Human/Wereshark of Dagon, NE
# Taya Mirande, Tiefling Fighter of Kal'Ay'Mah, NE
# High Priest Santiago, Human Diciple of Orcus, CE
# Daarog, Half-orc barbarian of Grotaag, NE
# Corrak, Doppelganger Rogue/Duelist Atheist, NE
# "Oolang". Goblin Rogue/Barbarian of Snurge, CE
# Marthek, Human barbarian of ???, ???
# Sarasek Aerim, Skeleton antiapaladin of Orcus, CE
# Ambro, Ogre fighter of Orcus, CE
# Nadroj, Spectre wizard of Orcus, CE
# High Priest Zehn, Human zealot of Orcus, CE
# "Morask", Goblin sniper of Snurge, CE
# Turane, Human wizard of Bowbe, CE
# Banth, Human wizard of ???, CE
# ???, 3 Headed hellhound guardian of ???, LE
# Ghoultree, Seigebreaker of Hel, ???
# The Flowering Treant, Seige Weapon of Hel, ???
# The Balor, Servitor of Orcus, CE
# The Kraken, chosen soul of Dagon, CE
# High Priestess Helayna Styx, Human Diciple of Orcus, CE
# Slaughter, Deacon of War, NE
# Ruin, Deacon of Famine, NE
# Swarm, Deacon of Pestilence, NE
# Ferryman, Deacon of Death, NE
# "Prince" Justin Aerim, The Bloodwraith, ??
# The spectre of of Zelkor, ??
# High Priest Gudmund, Human Cleric of Orcus, CE
# High Priest Teziaziathrax, Glabrezu Priest of Orcus, CE
# General Luthor Stoneheart, Graveknight of old Tsar, NE
# Lady Champion Arlington of Muir, Corrupted Champion Maralith, CE
# The Archangel of Peace and Chosen of Thyr Napharoth, Corrupted Greater Archon, LG
# Uly'Oth, Interloculator Kyton, LE
# Archbisob Pangonis, Greater Shadow and butt-of-the-year finalist, CE
Characters
# Jax, Rogue 2, TN. "Bad at traps"
# Mortimer, Fighter 3. "Blessed by Pharasma"
# Suirlang, Sorcerer 4 "Intentionally a Glabrezu"
# Thoros of Mir, Summoner 4 and Eidelon 4, "Job offer"
# Mark Killingsworth, Magus 5, "Got his shit kruined."
# Kruin, Barbarian 1 Sorcerer 4, "Terrible things happened to Kruin"
# Mortimer, Fighter 5, "Lawful Dead"
# Snookums, Paladin 6, "Did a barrel roll"
# Snookums, Paladin 6, "When a Paladin and an Anti-Paladin collide xp and corpses are created"
# Mortimer, Fighter 7, "Mistaken for a wizard"
# Shades, Gunslinger 7, "Putting the fun back in funeral"
# Shades, Gunslinger 8, "Kalaelen Fried Chicken"
# Laniss, Wizard 7, "Boom headshot"
# Laniss, Wizard 8, "Goblins know to double tap"
# Killingsworth, Magus 8, "Hashtag Yoho"
# Agamemnon, Cleric 8, "Tivvy would have understood"
# Mortimer, Fighter 8, "Gug"
# Killingsworth, Magus 8, "Gug again"
# Agamemnon, Cleric 8, "Still gugs"
# Killingsworth, Magus 9, "Dracohalitosis"
# Laniss, Wizard 10, "Easy come, easy go"
# Erik, Barbarian 11, "Hentai audition gone wrong"
# Erik, Barbarian 11, "Arpee"
# Killingsworth, Magus 11, "Went down fighting"
# Kruin, Class Gumbo 11, "Not actually a high priest" 
# Killingsworth, Magus 11, "Riding the flavor wave"
# Joquin, Monk 2/Paladin 11, "Death comes to us all"
# Betty, "Death by Killy"
# Agamemnon, "Ke$ha"
# Tytus, "Banshee"
# Agamemnon, "Replaced Severin Aerim"
# Mortimer, "Got Et"
# Mortimer, "Weirder Out"
# Kruin, "Shoot that poison arrow through my food" ???
# Gustavo, "Mintotaur King got aHead"
Things 
# Stone Table, "May it hold food off the floor for the gods"
# Mortimer's Dignity, "A chain is only as strong as it's weakest link"
# Snook's Heavy shield, "Spreading the word of Dwerfaeter farther than ever before"
# Kruin's Mastework Longbow, "This is how buried treasure happens"
# Snook's warhammer "A good source of iron"
# Snook's warhammer "Returned to the earth"
# Zehn's boots "Thrown into the fires of Mordor"
# A few more pairs of boots
# 1 Jungle
# Bits of Castle Calelen
# A demiplane
# That bit of the roof that Erik didn't like
# A perfectly fine evil minotaur throne
# A rather nice painting of minotaur dick
Genocide:
* Red Dragons
* Kraken?
* Bloodwraiths?
Terrible things that happened to Kruen
# Blinded self with lightning
# Attacked by a druid (with lightning)
# Suffered Hecate's retribution
# Got glared at by a chosen of Pharasma and offered no tea
# Possibly entirely responsible for Jax's death
# Scar on face from green slime incident
# Drained by her own shadow
# Badly wounded in a fight with a pack of zombie hyenas.
# Encased in unbreakable, adamantium spider webs
# Earned the ire of Mortimer, Laniss and two Kytons
# Tivvy was angry at her, but could not stay mad.
# Missed out on visiting the plane of air
# Got bitten in half by a snake
# Anger management issues
# Murdered a friend
# Paralyzed by a ghast
# Nearly killed Snooks and Mort at the same time.
# Waterboarded by Laniss
# Will die before she becomes Queen.
# Smited by Orcus
# The worst curse a spectre could think of was to wish her a long life.
# Completely plausable as an evil, murderous priest
# Human pincushion
# Why did it have to be snakes?
# Did start the fire. It wasn't burning before she was casting
# Krutten the kat.
# So dead that breath of life was nowhere near enough.
Terrible things that happened to Mortimer in Kruin's absence
# Vomited on by a gigantic rat
# Shot by Amerisu. Twice.
Gods Kruen has angered:
# Orcus
# Hecate
# Pharasma
# Gorum
# Orcus
# Thyr
# Hel
# Dagon
# Orcus Forever
# Snurge
Gods Mortimer has angered
# Orcus
# Tsathogga
# Tsathogga, but like, a lot.
# Orcus Forever
Gods Kruen has appeased:
# Mitra
Planes probably visited
# Prime material
# Pharasma's domain
# The Maelstrom
# The plane of air
# Heaven
# Hell
# Axis (which is kinda both really)
# The plane of earth
# The plane of hangovers
# The Astral Plane
# The Demiplane of the Balor
# Limbo
# The Ethereal Plane
# Abaddon