Phoney bone

Phoney Bone is a greedy creature that wants to be rich and famous. He often schemes his way through life and preys on dumb and innocent people to take their UnDollars so he can get rich and famous and use his wealth to buy a Pear Wiggler and use it on people who he doesn't like. When he has close ones, he often pushes them away unless he can sell them out for a reward of sorts. It is not unlikely to see him working with others such as terrorists and gangsters. He currently lives in Bowser City underneath the basement of Mister Kooperton's house.
== History==
Phoney Bone used to live in Boneville, but escaped after from his hometown after Bear (Guy) went on a rampage after his food was eaten by The Noid after Bear angered him, leaving nothing but ruins. Phoney bone was able to find his way to Tokyo city, bit was also ran out of town after he tried to run for mayor using a giant balloon of himself to advertise his campaign, but the balloon was Shaggy Rogers in disguise and caused mass panic by scaring everybody including himself and accidentally blowing up the local McDonald's out of fear. This caused the city to turn on Phoney Bone, and chased him out of the city and into the outskirts of Detroit, who lived as a hermit craving for riches until he was found by Big Chungus. Big Chungus offered Phoney Bone a deal where he can get rich only if he got Big Chungus a bunch of food, but that costed money so Phoney Bone began his spree of scamming, starting with robbing other businesses by giving false promises and asking for money. He was able to get enough food for Big Chungus, but it was a trick as Big Chungus turned out to be broke and only had 2 Coins after blowing all his wealth at the bar. Phoney Bone realized he himself was tricked and had now ruined his reputation and is now on the run from an angry Hatsune Miku. Phoney Bone was last seen hiding in Mister Kooperton's place of residence and hasn't come out due to society wanting to beat him up.
==Crimes ==
*Stealing money from the The Perfectly Normal Hospital.
*Stealing money from Wario.
*Stealing money from UnPolice.
*Scamming people on Facebook.
*Eating all of the soup of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Schemes==
*Selling unauthorized merchandise of Krusty Krab products.
*Giving Dig-Its to children without their parents's consent.
* Selling weapons to the Teletubbies to use for evil.
==Trivia==
*Phoney Bone is an idiot. 
*Phoney Bone once declared that his rival is Mr. Krabs.
* Phoney ran away from his hometown after Bear (Guy) went on a rampage after his food was eaten by The Noid.
Category:Bald people
Category:Jerks
Category:Greedy guys
Category:White guys
Category:Villains
Category:Idiots
Category:Guys
Category:Males
Category:Small Guys
Category:Toons