Lore

== 6,500,000 BC ==
* Nothing exists yet
* Dark Nebula is born and he starts plotting things
* The Evil Meteor is born
* The Starvers are born
* The Starvers fight the Meteor
* The Big Bang happens and the goofy ahh universe is created
== 100,000 BC ==
* The Dinosaurs appear around the world
* The Dinosaurs find cocaine plants and they go crazy
* The Dinosaurs go extinct after the Evil Meteorite crashes into Earth after years of floating in space
* Quanguzia splits and the continents of Weikandus, New Lands, Old Lands, Quadia, East Old Lands, Kanye, and Pale Isles are created
* The Ice Age begins
* The first Human is born his name is Dinglegneurshk
* Alex's ancestor ??? is born<
* The Ice Age ends and the migrate to the East Old Lands and the Old Lands
* Quandale Dingle's second ancestor Dinglegneurshk is born and he creates a tribe in the Old Lands
* Dinglegneurshk bangs a girl and has 6 children named Germanic Dingle, Latin Dingle, Celtic Dingle, Slavic Dingle, Uralic Dingle, and Baltic Dingle
* The Dingles move to their respective countries and populate them
== 5,000 BC ==
* Latin Dingle forms the SPQR
* Latin Dingle takes over a lot of the Old Lands betraying his brothers
* Latin Dingle is sick of the other Dingles and he goes to war with them
* Latin Dingle is defeated by the other Dingles and he is thrown into a barrel of Crystal meth Lean
* The other Dingles trive in the world
* Jesus Christ is born
* The SPQR crucifies Jesus killing him
* Christianity is invented
== 1 AD ==
* All the Dingles die a peaceful death but the tribes still survive
* The SPQR splits and the Byzantine Empire is created
* Christianity is now offically allowed
* The SPQR collapses
* Jerry's Viking Ancestor Jerrythoriu Ironblock fights the invading christians
* Jerrythoriu converts to Christianity and the Middle Ages start in Sweden
== 1992 ==
* Crank E was born
== 1998 ==
* The Baltic states declare independence.
* The Albanian Spring occurs, and the communist government in Albania was abolished, with a new democratic government being proclaimed, that later joins NATO.
== 2008 ==
* Mijovo_Games was born.
* Edgar_Games was born.
* Becan Union was born.
== 2009 ==
* AlexIsHere was born
* GoldTeen2K9 was born
* Random Boy was born
== 2010 ==
* MTanic was born
* AmongUsFan22 was born but hospital explosed because he is too cringe
* DigitalHarp2257 was born
== 2011 ==
* Jerryimbleblock is born and the furrys are not safe no more
* The war in Syria starts
== 2014 ==
* Viktor Yanukovych, the leader of the Independence Movement of Ukraine gets arrested by the NKVD for alleged Anti-Sovietism.
* Jerry builds a time machine and tries to assasinate Vladimir Lenin but failed.
== 2020 ==
* Covid ravages the world
* Everyone fuckin hates Covid
* Pokemon Sword and Shield is released
* MTanic joins youtube and makes some cringy ahh videos
== 2021 ==
* The Wichita Tea Incident occured.
* The Goofy Ahh War began after Crank E. bombed the hapless hangout because Blue was in it
* Jerry discoveres Undertale and he loves it
* Jerry is diagnosed with Depression
* MTanic deleted some of his cringe vids
== 2022 ==
* Jerry is still forever holding a grudge against anything Russian
* The Quandale Dingle Wiki was created
* Anti MrDweller Was Made
* MemeCraft66 joined the quandale dingle wiki
* Amasende21 joined the quandale dingle wiki
* Jerry gets a dog named Jack
* Jerry's parents get divorced
* Anti MrDweller got deleted
* William Afton establishes his Store
== 2023 ==
* MTanic discovers the Quandale Dingle Wiki
* William Afton kills 10 kids at a restauraunt
* William continues killing people
* AlexIsHere discovers the Quandale Dingle Wiki. His first user was Alex Jefferson Dingle.
* AlexIsHere joins Youtube
* Jerryimbleblock discoveres the Quandale Dingle Wiki
* AlexIsHere and MTanic befriend Jerry
* AmongUsFan22 joins the wiki
* Jerryimbleblock and Alexishere discover William Afton's true intentions, this causes William to try to kill them
* William Afton is found in his Safe Room by Jerry and Alex, they were going to fight, but a raindrop hits the Springlocks and he gets Springlocked
* Jerry and Alex burn down the place to escape from the authorities
* The AlexIsHere Federation was created
* AmongUsFan22 is defeated and banned forever
* AmongUsFan22 makes his own wiki
* Jerryimbleblock and MTanic invades AUF22's wiki
* Quandale Dingle Wiki is closed and everyone is sad
* The Quandale Dingle Reformed Wiki got deleted because of it
* Meggy flees from the United States to Lithuania.
== 2024 ==
* William Afton wakes up from his "Death" as Springtrap
* William kills Meggy
* William establishes his lair in a abandoned house
* The Lamb finds Lefty and gets into the suit
* The Lamb becomes Lefty when the suit's springlocks fail
* Lefty follows William Afton
* Cheesyman Cheetonson wakes up too and follows Lefty to Afton
* Albert Fingernoodle loses all his money in a bet against Jerryimbleblock who could "Choke the chicken" the longest
* Albert Fingernoodle becomes a babysitter
* Albert Fingernoodle babysits some random-ass kid
* The kid puts on Cocomelon and Albert Fingernoodle decides to choke his chicken
* Albert is arrested for Endangerment Of A Minor
* Albert's capybara dies while he's in prison
* Jerryimbleblock goes on a vacation in Italian-occupied Tripoli
* Jerry thinks it's okay to dress up like Mussolini in Italian Libya as a joke
* The Libyans get pissed off and force-feeds Jerry 69 pounds of Cayenne Peppers
* Alexishere accidentally puts his hand in a Airfryer while he was making Spicy Chicken Wings
* Goofy Ahh Uncle takes Quandale Dingle captive and molests him and forces him to watch Crispy Concord's videos
* Juandale Pringle finds Goofy Ahh Uncle's "Secret Tickle Time Lair" and calls the police
* Goofy Ahh Uncle is arrested and hits his weenie all the time in Prison
* Garfield Jenson bends Quandale Dingle over in the shower while he was in prison
* Japan decides to Carpet-Bomb every colony in Kanye that isn't allied to them
* Salamander-Weasel beats his dick in the middle of a Walmart
* Brownie Rim Junior finds a stash of discarded Springlock Suits that William Afton yiffed
* Brownie Rim Junior sells these suits in a shop called "Brownie Rim Junior's Suicide Object Shop" for people to kill themselves with
* Brownie Rim Junior is arrested when the police found out that these suits give people Penis-AIDS because of what Afton did
* A Soviet Student joins Goofy Ahh School
* Jerry is pissed so he puts a Perk-90 Ultra in his Kvass
* Jerry is arrested for Murder
* Jerry escapes prison
* Goofy Ahh Uncle kidnaps Jerryimbleblock and forces him to "Choke His Chicken" for him using Finding Dory Handsoap
* Dick's Pizzeria opens next to Alexishere and Jerry's house
* Dick's Pizzeria's Owner Dick Dickson needs more "Secret Ingredients" for his "Extra Gooey White Cheese Pizza"
* Dick goes into Jerryimbleblock's bedroom and scoops up the "Secret Ingredients" from under his bedsheet
* Jerry wakes up and sees that Dick has been stealing his "Secret Ingredients" so he gives him a 69x Power Knuckle Sandwich in the noggin
* Quandale Dingle's Somali-Italian Cousin Linguini put laxatives in Quandale's grampa's dencers and he shit his brains out
* Viktor looks for his brother with his giant viktor out
* William Afton kills Viktor
* Jerry performs in the "Crispy Juicy Tender McChicken Commercial" saying "I JUST PUT MAH NEWBORN SON INTO A BLENDER"
* Quandale's sister caught Quandale "Playing with his Wiggly Worm" so he threw a Kim Kardashian Buttcheek at her
* Carmen Winstead poops all over his balls and his mom beats him
* The Olympics are going on
* The Olympics are looking for a good sports drink
* Jerry comes up with a new sports drink called "Jerry's Energizing Goo" you can probably guess what that is
* After some random guy found out what the drink actually was he called the police
* Jerry was sent to jail for 2 weeks for Sex Crimes
* The USSR puts Nuclear Submarines in Epstein Island
* The U.S discoveres the Subs and blow them up
* Aiden Dookie is sent an Email by someone named "Streethoe6969" that says she wants to fuck him
* Aiden Dookie brings his Crib and Quandavious Gooch with him to the Location
* When they arrive they are met by someone in a Springlock Suit
* Aiden and his gang are then brutally murdered by William Afton who used the name "Streethoe6969" as a trap
* William Afton kidnaps several people and forces them into the Yiffed Suits
* William Afton finally remembers who killed him after weeks of not remembering
* Afton tricks Jerryimbleblock and Alexishere into his lair
* William traps them inside the lair
* Jerryimbleblock and Alex are looking for a way out
* William almost manages to catch them but fails
* Jerry and Alex find William's old car which had working Gasoline inside of it
* Jerry uses his Dry Ass as a matchstick and sets fire to the gasoline
* The Car explodes and the fire keeps spreading
* William Afton gets a hold on Jerry and points a gun to his head saying that he will shoot if they make a move
* Jerry then stretches his leg the longest he can and punches William in his nuts causing him to fall on the floor
* Jerry uses his head as a battering ram and they escape the lair
* William looks out of the hole in the door trying to grab them with his hands
* Jerry tells him to give up
* William of course says: "I always come back..."
* Neco Arc finds William's burnt-down house and his damaged Springlock Suit
* Neco Arc brings the suit home because she thought it was some kind of War Armor
* Neco Arc screams "NNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" for 10 Hours
* William inside the suit is literally wanting to die
* Jerryimbleblock dresses up as a "Ghost" during Halloween in Lousiana
* Jerry is arrested for Hate Crimes
* Jerry is freed when he says "It's a free damn country!
* Lamb and Cheetoman look for William and they find him in Neco Arc's house
* Lamb gives Neco Arc a giant knuckle sandwich and takes William's burnt suit
* Lamb and Cheetoson starts building a new lair for William when he wakes up
* NNN starts
* Alexishere duct-tapes Jerryimbleblock's hands togheter so he can't beat his meat
* Jerry is going clinically insane
* Jerry rips the duct-tape away from his hands and starts beating it but one second later the NNN is over so he CAN actually do it
* Christmas is coming
* AUF22 tries killing Santa by launching a rocket on his sleigh
* Santa uses his Hidden Minigun to destroy the rocket and rekt AUF22
* Jerryimbleblock detonates 20 stolen Soviet Nukes in the forest for "A New Years Firework Show"
== 2025 ==
* Jerryimbleblock commits terrorism in Moscow and takes over the Nuka Cola company.
* Border skirmishes occur between the Japanese Manchuria and China.
* Vladimir Lobov, the leader of the USSR retires, putting the USSR into a power struggle between Kim Yo-Jong (leader of the WPSU-Juche, Kim Jong-un's sister) and Leonid Krenovich (president of the right-wing party LDPSU).
== 2029 ==
* The Ukrainian War of Independence begins as Ukrainians rebel across major cities of the Ukrainian SSR. The war was eventually won by Ukrainian rebels, with them taking back their territory, only not being able to retake Crimea and Donbass.
* Belarusians also tried to rebel for independence, but the revolt was crushed by Soviet forces.
== 2033 ==
* The War in Syria ends with Assad's victory.
== 2049 ==
* Bulgaria falls into a civil war between the loyalist government of the PR of Bulgaria and the Republican movement. Yugoslavia intervenes and occupies Bulgaria, creating a puppet government, with Yugoslav military presence in the country.