List of quotes from alternative media and parody spoofs

Here is all the known phrases and sentences, parodied from The Kiddie Channel, and more sources. 
==The Kiddie Channel==
===Fuzzy Friends===
====Everyone====
#(dog): "You are pawsome!"
#(bear): "Pawtastic!"
#(tiger): "Now please... lend a helping paw, will you?"
#(pig): "That tastes fuzzy-licious!"
#(hippo): "That's so fuzzy-larious!"
#(giraffe): "That's fuzzy-mazing!"
#(raccoon, in The Great Power Switch): "Aww, that's so fuzzy-dorable!"
#(duck, in Mind Your Decisions): "After that, I'll be the richest fuzzy-preneur in the world!"
#(everyone): "See you, fuzzy-heads!"
#(everyone): "Our most paw-pular pets."
#(everyone): "What could paws-ibly go wrong?"
====Other====
#(to bear, in episode): "And figuratively, we know you're smart, and you think you know all the answers, but you should never judge someone until..."
#(owl, in episode): "Wait a minute, where's that whiny raccoon you usually hang out with?"
#(dog): "Don't worry, she should be back in a minute."
#"I'm complaining to the show creators about it."
#...
====Books====
*(Happy Cake Day To You!): On a beautiful rainbow day, when the sky was pink and all the trees were red, Maddie and Tadie were baking cupcakes, probably just for fun. But then, another friend came up who didn't like it. "I don't ever want to see those again!" screamed Ruby as she...
*(Happy Cake Day To You!): "Floor it, Tadie!" Ruby called out happily, as the baby tiger steered even faster. In fact, Tadie also hit the gas brakes without asking any questions. When it came to her, it was all crazy, fun, and games...
*(Finding Opportunities): "Behold, the art of contemporation!" Maddie announces. Each painting goes up to a varying degree of red birds, orange foxes, yellow cats, green dogs, blue bunnies, purple bats, pink pigs, and black skunks. The Fuzzy Friends were surprised to know that...
*She joined in, harmonizing flawlessly with the 15-year-old girl, Winter, a foster child she'd never met. The two hit it off immediately. Rebecca complimented.
*Toxic behavior is a habitual way of responding to the world and the people in it. Toxic people are smart but they have the emotional intelligence of a pen lid.
*She was heavily involved in the mystical lore and has ever-developing individual lore about being a pirate that's slowly unveiled over time, and she's now...
*Against all the odds, they recovered...
*(Around the World in 20 Minutes): Bander will be the strategic specialist. Galinsky will be their secret agent. Maddie, she'll be an emergency therapist. And if Ruby is their sole proprietor, then Stellina will be the fashion consultant. Brighella can be the group manager, and Tadie can be their little helper, which means Setrick will be the captain!
*(Around the World in 20 Minutes): ...but most importantly, they succeed in their mission to change the world!
*(Based On My True Stories): Does the sound of loud chewing make you angry? You may be Stellina.
*(Based On My True Stories): When you're a just little kid, you don't worry what anyone thinks. You go around saying whatever pops into your head or picking yourself, and it never occurs to you what someone might think, so you must be Tadie!
*(Follow Your Passion): Tadie has taken a pledge to spend the time alone underneath a water bridge in order to draw attention to the problem of societies in the community.
*That is the mantra of the unprepared. Except winging it lowers your win probability. Invariably it leaves you, the salesperson...
*Still, they continued to meet us. When we reached the crossroads, three more children, a girl of twelve or thirteen and two boys, all looking very much like...
*'I'll be fine. I'll wing it. Yep, sooooo,' she drawled, desperate to fill the minutes and cover up her personal approach to an event which she... “I'll be fine; I'll wing it.” Stellina tried, but the lie detector was fool proof. “No, you probably won't,”. “Fine, what do I do then?”.
*"They wanted to play, but it was just too hot to do their favorite things. So they flew in their balloon instead."
*"You're not helping," Ruby said through her gritted teeth as Setrick smiled innocently at her. "Here they come!" she exclaimed and they froze on her spot,...
*"That's not helping," Stellina called after him. She stood staring at the crowded doorway and shook her head. Then reached for her mascara.
*Stellina treaded water, withstanding all their rage, and fought through even the biggest waves that came at her. She bravely kept her head above the rough waves. And then...
*After washing up on the island, Setrick tells everyone that they can balance their sorrow with comfort. At least they've survived the terrible shipwreck.
*As captains of the whole team, their primary concern is winning games and maintaining the strength of the team. The players couldn't care less about teamwork because...
====Other Books====
#Symberica is a tasty tablet that works to shield your pet for a full 35 days, killing fleas before they can lay eggs. She helps to prevent home infestations and ticks..
#the research has been carried out with scrupulous attention to detail, and is very concerned to avoid doing wrong.
#See which Tarot and Lenormand cards depict the idea of Betrayal. ... She makes you trust her, and love her, and believe her, only to extract information.
#Thirdway Industries is raising funds for Betrayers Playing Cards on ... She betrayed Arthur with Lancelot, resulting in a lot of deaths and.
#But she and I had an affair for seven years and none of you bastarda had the faintest idea it was happening. I wonder. I wonder if everyone knew all the...
#Three goals, two points and once again. the summit was visible. We laid bets in, hoping that we were going up and the...
#In paragraph 23, Lucy shifts her focus away from herself to the project, which helps to resolve her conflict. “That fall was epic!” An enthusiastic redhead beamed at Lucy as she sat down. Grinning widely he stuck his hand out and shook Lucy's.
#Recursively sort the rest of the list, then insert the one left-over item where it belongs in the list, like adding a card to the hand you've already sorted. Instead this block reports how many milliseconds it took to perform the computation. start time in milliseconds, we call the reporter that...
#Lead a discussion about the hats that we wear. Do you ever wear hats? When do you wear them? What are some reasons people wear different types of hats?
#These hats could be highly ornate, with wide brims and veils that hung around the head, or they could be as simple as a pillbox hat, a smallish, brimless round...
#Students should be able to create their own fashion styles because it's unfair that we can't dress the way we want and express ourselves through clothes. Secondly, we believe it can be traced to the age when women first began to concern themselves with "styles" in wearing apparel. This author is...
#we had found in a cow pasture that day in the early 1990s would set off a chain of events that would have a profound impact on my life for decades to come. Even at about eight years of age...
#Raised to appreciate all wildlife, Clara was exposed to snakes at a young age. Thanks in large part to her upbringing, Clara is now a young adult and still very comfortable around snakes.
#Braddock rubbed his hand over his face and felt the unexpected sandpaper abrasion of whiskers. Mystified and dazed, he staggered downstairs to the kitchen, where he...
#Braddock, although a good-looking guy, is so preoccupied with what he thinks is his large, unsightly beard that he is unable to realistically evaluate his own red hair.
#Here we get a sense of what draws Chaister and Braddock together. He's attracted to her carefree, childish attitude while she sees his cautiousness as a mere joke.
#Parade all your memories, for the moments we shared. Never fade away. I want you to know I still love you. When I walk down the memory lane.
#"Have it your own way," she said. "Come on, Jordan." They went upstairs to get ready while we three kids stood there shuffling the hot pebbles with our smelly feet.
#She wiped the ice cream from her face, before I said: "No, she isn't. Chaister isn't stupid. She's intelligent enough in a purely feminine way."
#But what are you going to do? I want to tell you that me and my kids stand with you till the burning pit freezes over, whenever and wherever you need us.".
#He then had them conveyed aboard their vessel by polite negroes, but a hand at his elbow checked him. What are you going to do about it?" Then as she is on her behaviorite job of quainance bandy, maye faye, she's la gaye this snaky woman!
#So what are you going to do about it? Oh, dear! A patriot too! A thief – nothing else! (He halts, thrusting his hands into his pockets.) But a fool also! Looking at them, what are you going to do?
#Seven-year-old Pellosie is seeing the school counselor because she reported to her teacher that she feels sad and lonely because she has no school friends.
#They have had a small, loyal customer base, and their modest but adequate income ... He admits that he is not comfortable unless surrounded by other people, ...
#Chaister's doctor recommends that she lose weight to improve her health. She is trying to eat less. Which situation will NOT lead her to eat more? That's right, chocolate! But she's just too obsessed with it. How about her pesco-vegan diet?
#With these lines, readers learn that the narrator, Grant Miggins, works as an elementary school teacher. His aunt, Tante Lou, and Jefferson's godmother, Miss ...
#Thousands of teachers around the world use Gradekeeper. More than that. It does EXACTLY what it's supposed to, makes my life as a teacher that much easier.
#People do not fail in life because they aim too high and miss. A superintendent was in one of my workshops with his administration team, and he raised...
#This was a sweet little movie with a lot of heart. It's that big heart and kind spirit which rises above the flaws and downfalls it has.
#The narrator's humor helps readers understand that she does not take her job very seriously. The narrator's annoyance helps readers understand why she does not...
#Cellita is a bit nervous, but she is determined to learn a few effective mentoring behaviors that could increase her credibility.
#They should be someone you look up to and aspire to be like. With that said, all good mentors share several qualities. Experience and success.
#Without effective leadership, members of an organization often quickly degenerate into argument and conflict, because they each see things in different ways and.
#Discontinued definition. To totally halt or end something; to destroy or ruin something utterly. The nasty feedback she got about the painting killed her ambition stone-dead.
#Many javascript commands accept both tag and branch names, so creating this branch may cause unexpected behavior. Are you sure you want to create this branch?
#Mr. Bowdler thought he was performing a great service for humanity, but generally if we call ... The dating agency experience was definitely my love nazar.
#Their claws didn't cut his skin. Their teeth broke whenever they tried to bite him. But Percy couldn't keep going much longer. Soon he'd collapse from the...
#It tells a new story of how a single action, like a drop of water, creates a ripple that can grow into a wave of change. It brings some of the most courageous.
#The three Cs of entrepreneurship as contrast, cells, and carat weight, grade the Emerald like all. Homer wrote many different great works of his time.
#Oh you are my friend, and I'll walk with you always. I'll ask you to come out and play (any action from pushing a button to jumping up and down).
#What do you call the kitten who blows in on a tornado? Dorothy, of course! Well, technically, there wasn't a tornado touching down, but the tornado sirens WERE ...
#It's a great learning experience that you and your furry friends can enjoy together. For rabbits who love playing with balls, how about the...
#You see, what she had forgotten was that other people have opinions. Our little boxes of tricks went upside down and the things have got out!
#Delve deep into the mind of Smudgeon and find.... well, not much really.
===Inventor Scouts===
#"All in one, triple the fun!"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Miss Jackrabbit, the company you co-founded and built is now worth a whopping 1 trillion dollars! And to top it all off, you yourself alone, as of this year 2021, are now worth over 105 billion dollars!"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Listen to me, my job pays me six thousand dollars a month. How much did your failed startup business bring in? Nothing! Instead it put us $100 in credit card debt that I'm still trying to pay off because of you!"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Congratulations, you are now hated by the left and right! So, what's it like being the worst scoutrepreneur in the whole world?"
#(Narrator): "Looks like our little pink scout's playing toward her man's strength."
#(Narrator): "Look at them now. So what do you suppose they do on a date?"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Yes, I'm sure he'd forgive you. In fact, he's just about the only one who would ever forgive you for this, but I'm afraid he's still not joining us today. Sorry kiddo!"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Nope, sorry pink scout, but I'm afraid your little boyfriend won't be joining us today. Your choices are either purple or blue. Now, I know you probably miss him by now, but..."
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "You do realize your friends are very upset with you, right?"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Hmm, I don't think [your friends] like you anymore. I'm afraid you're on your own this time, buddy!"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Oh, please! How's a bunch of magical blockchain gonna help you?"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "I have an idea. Why don't you use your crypto-magic?"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Are you still launching your NFT today?"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "You're not smart enough to understand how anything works, so I think you better be quiet, young lady!"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "Hold on there, little scout! You're supposed to be saving and reinvesting your capital, remember?"
#(Narrator to Lindorsey): "And no, you can't use those [bitcoins] anymore. Too much stacking overflows. Try again!"
#(Narrator to everyone): "Guys, look! The stack is overflowing!"
#(Narrator to everyone): "You have your own startups, they're really beginning to take off!"
#(Narrator to everyone): "The best part about it, is that we donate 10% of our profits to helping others, that's what really motivates us."
#(Narrator to everyone): "You guys, maybe I can get you some new suits for that big investor meeting you have coming up!"
#(Narrator to audience): "They're too humble to say anything, but they're already getting acquisition interest!"
#(Lindorsey, from book): "See, I like to reinvest the capitals into my startup. That way, I don't sell more stock and give up my ownership of the company, you know?"
#(Lindorsey, from book): "So my first-ever chirp may have been a big disaster, but at least I got better on that NFT marketplace!"
#(Lindorsey, from book): "As a general rule, I like to live below my means."
#(Narrator to Zanderberg): "Uh-oh. Looks like our pink scout just made a new friend... and it seems, she fancies you!"
#(Narrator to Billerica): "It looks like our purple scout's lost in a good book."
#(Lindorsey, from book): "Guess what? We graduated top of our class!"
#"The business plan is just as important as the product."
#(Lindorsey, from book): "I'm just trying to fully understand the business."
#(Lindorsey, from book): "Our thinking is that we'll start off local, and then we can expand to bigger markets, once we've created enough revenue."
#"What about your long-and-short equity strategies?"
#(Lindorsey, from book): "If he agrees to fund it, then I'm confident he will. He's a multi-millionaire. He's one of the biggest clients at my firm. 50k is gonna be nothing for him."
===The Magic Fingerfellows===
#"Come on guys! We have work to do!"
#"We've got work to do!"
#"Let's get to work!"
#"Come on everyone, back to work!"
#"Small actions, big solutions!"
#"Whenever there's a problem to solve, we always say 'I wonder,' 'what if,' 'let's try!'"
#"They're just problems. And problems are meant to be solved!"
#"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... this!"
#"Peace out, Inventor Scout!"
#"Hey, that can't happen. I'm the king of this castle!"
#"And before long, sales start exploding!"
#"One, two, you know what to do!"
#"And now, we're getting straight to the point!"
#"Look out problems, here we come!"
#"Now I'm certain what we have to do!"
#"Lace up your shoes and I'll show you!"
#"If we're going to solve this problem, let's start off with what we know."
#"Hold on. Does anyone see a pattern here?"
#"Should I keep watching?"
#"Stop right there, Cherwell! I don't need you bringing your little pride parade into our school, and scaring away our students!"
#"You want me to leave? You're the one who's supporting people like them."
#"Ooh, these beautiful doors magically open!"
#"Well, the city's food does have questionable nutritional value."
#"I'm serious, OUT!"
#“Now isn’t the time for quotations, [person]!”
#“Well, don't think that you're gonna get out of this that easy!”
#“We’re not getting out of this that easy! Look!”
#"Your mom asked me to come teach you a lesson. I sure hope you learned it!"
#“Okay everyone. No more playing with the bunnies. Let’s get Mr. Glow moved!”
#“Alright everybody. There’s only one more thing before we go.”
#“Sorry, Laddergie. Wish we could stay, but we’ve gotta get back to school. Enjoy your birthiversary!”
#“How can you think of [something] at a time like this?”
#“Oh relax, being so dramatic. Everything is gonna be fine!”
#"Get off me, you troublesome toddler!"
#"Not a chance, Hecker! And it's Motherhead's!"
#"We have bigger problems, Lidderbean! And we wouldn't even be here if... !"
#"Come on, you know the drill."
#"Hmm, let me try."
#"I wonder..."
#"This is all your fault!"
#"Observe what they're doing, and if they do anything bad, stop them! Dancing and solving problems just don't go hand-in-hand, do they?"
#"It's time to conjure another monster!"
#"It's another code! We should be able to crack it easily."
#"Keep counting up, person!"
#"Okay, so what's the pattern?"
#"Okay, what do we know? We know that..."
#"We've got to get there!"
#"I don't know what she's doing, but I hope she does it fast!"
#"Miss Noodlenoddy, we need a portal, and put a rush on it!"
#(teacher): "Guys, I need an update. We're getting reports of [something] all over town!"
#(girl): "What? But that doesn't make any sense!"
#(teacher): "That's why they're called problems, Person. And it's your job to solve them. Please and thank you!"
#"I want this case solved... now!"
#"Okay you're right. It was me who ended things."
#"Oh my gosh. How did you find that out?"
#"Well at first, it was little clues that made me suspicious."
#"But then, I finally put the clues together."
#"I was filming a video for my VideoTube channel, when suddenly I realized..."
#(teacher): "Here in Bugaboo City, every day is fun and exciting, but there's one day of the year that beats them all!"
#(teacher): "I don't do hugs. Let's keep it simple."
#"I bet they need some heroic help!"
#"Come on, team!"
#"Come on, team. Let's spread out and look for them!"
#"Let's keep looking!"
#"Uh, guys? Focus please?"
#"I can't believe you noticed that, Whistle!"
#"And now that [the bunnies] can't get in anymore, everybody's safe once again!"
#"But we still have a problem to solve! Figuring out how..."
#"It's what makes him a better hero. And it's what makes us a better team."
#"Time to investigate!"
#"We have to find out what's going on!"
#"Something tells me this isn't gonna be easy!"
#"(boy): I love squizzleberries, but we've got bigger problems to solve right now!"
#(boy): "Well, they are pretty cute, but this is no time for hedgehoppers!"
#(girl): "I bet it's really hard as a rock now!"
#(girl): "Keep it going, Person. This tea is so hot!"
#(boy): "If we don't shut it off right now! Then we'll really be swimming with the fishes!"
#(girl): "This character will be the glue that holds the show together."
#(teacher): "Well, not to blow my own horn, but that was delicious!"
#(teacher): "Are you sure about that? Because when I spied with my little eye, I saw you ________!"
#(boy): "I have a big feeling that something is off about this!"
#(boy): "Wait a minute! Look closely. Each one is filled with high-reputable names, such as __________, and more."
#(boy): "Like clues at a crime scene, biomarkers in other biospecimens can serve as indicators or predictors of health and disease."
#(boy): "Looks like Artist commits to working hard and believing in herself, with newfound inspiration."
#(boy to everyone): "Guys, this is serious! There could be something wrong with her. We should do something."
#(boy to girl): "Lidderbean, think. What else was happening in the hallway when you were here?"
#(girl to boy): "Let me retrace my steps. So first, I..."
#(girl): "And this little button went click, click, click!"
#(boy): "And boom goes the dynamite!"
#(girl): "My tire's flatter than a pancake! Now what?"
#(boy): "Okay, so now we know Miss Canoopsy can be unpredictable."
#(boy): "The world is electric with the buzz of the trending."
#(girl): "Nice try! I can tell you're lying, because your pants are on fire!"
#(girl): "Silly rabbit! Aren't those supposed to be for kids?"
#(girl): "Truly, I am on par with no other. I am no better than that stupid coyote or that crazy roadrunner. Look at me, just look at me!"
#(as expression): "So, to stack up the pancakes, everything was building up to this."
#(as expression): "I want to make sure that it's actually real, rather than us connecting the dots to something that's just incidental."
#(as expression): "Each of them are like a turning page. It is about closing one chapter and opening another one. Changes bring new beginnings and excitement to life."
#(as expression): "Taking another page from the book, we have organs that operate with our thoughts, feelings, and personalities."
#(as expression): "However, there is one of them in particular who is racing to the finish line. Everybody, I present to you... this!"
#(as expression): "There is a lot we have, and this is what rises to the surface thanks to the algorithm. But let's dive even deep under the ocean!"
===Positive Vibes===
#"No, not Elizabetty. That one was on her phone half the time. I need someone more mature, preferably one who doesn't even have an iPhone."
#"Another amazing commentary from the most coolest, most bestest sister in the world. By the way, I think I saw you just the other day. We should be more closer to each other!"
#"Are you serious? I have never spoken to you once, okay? Please leave me alone, or I will literally get a restraining order!"
#"Wow, I was only trying to be nice..."
#(to sister): "Stop it, you're embarrassing me! Sorry about my little sister. What she means to say is that..."
#(to sister): "Go ahead Michella, you better get going. And you better get going to bed!"
#"[My friend]'s not answering her phone, but I'll just try calling her again. Hopefully she answers."
#"How many followers does she have? That is an excellent question. Why don't we find out?"
#"My friends are texting me! Just give me back my phone!"
#"Nothing gets between me and my phone!"
#"I know that, duh!"
#"I know, right? I could never!"
#"My lame babysitter obviously, but you already knew that!"
#"When I told my friend Michella, she couldn't even!"
#"And ruin my rep? No way!"
#"But you'll never get [the code]. I know a ton of people, okay? I'm really active on social media!"
#"Yeah, we don't care what life was like a hundred years ago!"
#"I can't believe I got stuck with the biggest dork in the world for my sister!"
#(to sister): "You're going down, loser!"
#(friend): "[Sophella]'s your little sister, these things happen."
#"Yeah, well she's a little sister that I wish I never had. All she does is annoy me!"
#(to sister): "You know you know how much easier my life would be if you weren't around? I wish you would just disappear like everybody else!"
#(to sister): "What did I tell you about coming into my room?"
#(sister): "Sorry... what are you doing?"
#(to sister): "What does it look like I'm doing? Go away!"
#(sister): "I just don't know what I'm supposed to do anymore. My mom's always at work, my sister doesn't want me around, and my dad left. It's... it's like I'm all alone."
#(friend): "I'm sorry for what [Elizabetty] said. She didn't mean it."
#(sister): "Yes, she did. She tells me that kind of stuff all the time!"
===Ready To Decorate===
#"Flying over Cupcake Valley!"
#"I also had fun with the frosting."
#"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
#"Pretty please with sugar on top?"
#"24 sweet cherries, stemmed and pitted. Not only is that enough to make all of them, it could explain a lot of..."
#"A peek into our kitchen. Our bakers are always busy mixing up from-scratch batters, whipping up different frosting, sprinkling decorations, and baking each and every cupcake with love."
#"Roses are red, violets are blue. I made some cupcakes just for you."
#"I want to make your life a little sweeter and more special!"
#"Okay, if you really want me to, I'll do it just for you, [darling]!"
#"Cupcakes are such a fun way to celebrate a birthday!"
#"Would you like to taste some of my Funfetti cupcakes?”
#"Have a funtastic day, darling!"
#"I'm sorry. I don't do such things."
#"Then why is it being treated so... chocolately?"
#"This is my bedroom. It's so good to have this. Like when it's too noisy in there, I just come here, and it's quiet."
#"Okay, are we ready to get started with all the fun?"
#"This looks absolutely... wonderful! There's only one problem, where's the Funfetti?"
#"I knew it!"
#"See you." 
#"Cheerio!" 
#"An easy process." 
#"A simple project."
#"Oh my cupcakes!"
#"Do you guys go to school, Sweetsie?" 
#"We don't need to go to primary school today."
#"We've been best friends since we were wee!"
#"Well, you don't need that rubbish. I can show you how to..."
#"Oh, it's perfect down to the last detail!" 
#"Hello. Nice to see you again, gentlemen!"
#"How about a spot of tea?"
#"Hello, please put me down. Can you please put me down? You really need to put me down, posthaste!"
#"This happens to be a new dress, tailored in London. I can't have it getting dirty. Will someone let me go, please?"
#"And while I don't deny those things are fun, springtime means a lot more, my friend."
#"Did I tell you how nice you look today, darling? And your cake is divine!"
#"But how are you ever gonna find them? Your place is enormous!"
#"It's okay, Sweetsie. We can make another one at your place."
#"We were just admiring your playhouse. It's very tastefully decorated."
#"I do know the middle door goes to a party room, but the rest I don't remember."
===Cricketdiane's Weblog===
#"Too much suspeesion!"
#"Stop it, you're emblurrasing me!"
#"Subscribble for more videos."
#"Check this out! Subscirblurb."
#"I like you. You're sooo screwy-bluey!"
#"All right, quit gleebing!" 
#"Okay, everyone. I want you to sit on the barcazoid and watch a datagram." 
#"Look at me, I know how to glob the splork. Now we must squee-bob the ziftar."
#"Always push your dinger-flop through a slumbo so your creeb doesn't make its own juice."
#"I tried, but all the girders are down. The flemputers won't work anymore!"
#"There you go. A distribber of sedentarious conversion."
#"Rectode! Flam-gardobble, flam-gardobble."
#"And who brought the fleebles here?"
#"I love those colorful rain-bobbles!"
#"Not right now. I'm blooping."
#"Sorry I'm late. The squabbles had a flat tire."
#"Exsqueeze me, are you slurrious right now?"
====Other====
#"That's out of this world."
#"One small step for space, one giant leap for the universe!"
#...
===Little Luddites===
#"Come on, please? We're just Luddites, people who are opposed to new technology and ways of working."
#"As you can see, Letterhead is just a small-minded Luddite who likes resisting progress."
#"Our generation is an obvious indicator that technology has impacted every aspect of our lives. Our cell phones have reached the point of importance in our day-to-day lives...
#"Ben Greenfield excerpts a chapter from Esther Blum's book that talks about the relationship between humans, and how people can use less technology..."
#"It was just another thing to do, the ultimate item in a series of fads and fixations: video games, cars, dopamine. A lot of exceptional musicians have it too."
#"Overeating -- especially unhealthy foods -- can take its toll on your digestive system. Digestive enzymes are only available in limited quantity, so now we find healthier options."
#"Here is a set of tools designed to enable better password auditing. Glad someone else knows about it."
#"This is why I find her such a reprehensible advocate. The phenomenon itself is known as glottalization."
#"I hate one of the stereotypes of my own generation how we have become really prudish. It's proven on all social media."
#"So you understand, that's why it's so important to be morally consistent if we're sticking up for the marginalized groups of society."
#"Doctors predict that our increasing use of computers and mobile phones will permanently alter our hands. What will this mean for the way our society is?"
#"It's not to say that technology is bad -- robots, cell phones, computers, the Web. The much harder work is figuring out what is their place. It is an insolent cliché, almost, to note that our culture lacks the proper script for ending friendships. We have no rituals to observe."
#"The older we get, the more we need our friends, and the harder it is to keep them. By middle age, some of the dearest people in your life have slowly faded away. You lose friends to marriage, to parenthood, to politics, and even... to Luddites."
#"Each band's exemplars are divided into text types matching those required in the Standards for a given grade. K–5 exemplars are separated into stories, poetry..."
#"This book considers a range of options for where meaning might lie for us. It is anchored around a discussion of eight centrally meaningful activities."
#"The law must be honest, reasonable, and according to the ways of the people. It must meet their needs, and speak plainly so that all of us may know..."
#"The focus, the discussion concentrates on the current practical dispute as to whether and how the concept of indigenous peoples, formed and shaped by..."
#"Modern technologies seem to have developed a mind of their own, and are now violently rebelling against their owners." 
#"Well, I guess common sense isn't so common nowadays." 
#"In the meantime, I got some reading for you to do. Chapter three, chapter four, make sure to take good notes." 
#"The report summarized the post-resurgence of traffic, and, with it, an unprecedented problem in traffic fatalities, accidents, and economic loss."
#"What about the humans? I've heard their screams. They burn from the inside out."
#"They actually might have a fighting chance after all!"
#"In some parallel universe, you can lose your technology 300 times, as it wraps its legs around your head for eight seconds and they call it the winner."
#"We must all be prepared to make sacrifices."
===Strawberry Care Shop===
#"See you around, Strawberry Shortbread!"
#"Try them. They're as sweet as candy."
#"Mmm, this is the best glitterberry I've ever had!"
#"Do I have to?"
#"Come on, try it. You're gonna like it."
#"Friends are the flowers in the garden of life."
#"The more the merrier, the more the berrier."
#"Sweet melony goodness!"
#"Quit your sour sweetness!"
#"Who do you think you are, Strawberry Shortbread?"
#"Can you give me a ride, Mr. Ptarmigan? Or maybe not."
#"Hello, Mr. Squirrel. I'm... an aspiring winner who can't socialize and make appealing stuff, nice to meet you. I use Before Effects and Nevada Vegas, but not for main, main editing. I go on different love binge phases, oof! But I have top three faves. They're my best kids and I ain't gonna back down on that..."
#"Congratulations, Bunnylicious. You really are the little pet fan."
===Mouse Trap===
#(Lophinky): "Cheese and crackers!"
#(Gabapentin): "Cheesalicious!"
#(Lophinky): "Paws off, cheddar face!"
#(Gabapentin): "Holy Swiss!"
#(both): "Macaroni and cheese!"
#(both): "Cheesy macaroni!"
===Rainbow Kitty===
#"Because what makes us different makes us unique. Don't worry. It's always the simple things that make a big difference."
#"Each person is different, just like all of us. Because what makes everyone different makes everyone special. And we're all unique in our own special ways."
#"Don't hide what makes you unique."
===Stitcherina's Scrapbook===
#"Maybe we should keep listening to what the Stitchess has to say!"
#"Are you ready for a new sewing adventure? Let's go!"
#"Hold that thought, guys. It's scrapbooking time!"
#"Don't forget to listen carefully."
===Twinkle, Twinkle, Time for Bed===
#"You can sleep here. I've had this bedroom ever since I was little."
#"Wow, your room hasn't changed a bit!"
#"Here, you can borrow Night Light. I've had him ever since I was little and he always helps me go to sleep."
#"He is so cool, Mom! Can you get us some Twinkle Lights, please?"
#"Maybe tomorrow, guys."
===Twinkling with the Stars===
#(in Spot the Differences): "My good night stars!"
#(in Spot the Differences): "My bad morning clouds!"
#(in Chalino Wants to Play): "Aww, Chalino. I know you want to play with your big sister, but Nadella's just too busy right now!"
#(in Twinkle, Twinkle, You're a Star!): "Nadella, why don't you just sing that stupid lullaby you always sing? You know, the one that goes... like that?"
#(in The New Clubhouse): "Nadella, this clubhouse looks so you. Where's our elements?"
#(in The New Clubhouse): "Nadella, we know how much you and Night Light love bedtime... but we're afraid this is way too much. This clubhouse should be a representation for all of us, not just you and your Twinkle Light!"
#(in Nadella's Good Night): "Hey, Nadella. What do you call yourself doing, twinkling with the stars?"
#(in Nadella's Good Night): "Yeah, I am twinkling with the stars!"
#(in Nadella's Amazing Friends!): "Night Light, would you mind if I went to sleep now?"
#(in Nadella's Amazing Friends!): "Okay, Nadella. You can cover up in my tail."
#(in Nadella's Amazing Friends!): "Nadella, could we see you again?"
#(in Nadella's Amazing Friends!): "Yeah, we can use your help."
#(in Little Dreamer, Can You Please Light Up Bright?): "Night Light, please help!"
#(in Little Dreamer, Can You Please Light Up Bright?): "Nadella, that's a stuffed animal. It's not real! We need someone real to get ourselves out of this."
#(in Little Dreamer, Can You Please Light Up Bright?): "But he is real."
#(in Little Dreamer, Can You Please Light Up Bright?): "No he's not!"
#(in Nadella's Wonderful Adventure): "Nadella, this adventure will make your Twinkle Light seem like a toy!"
#(in Nadella's Wonderful Adventure): "Olivia, he is a toy."
===A Sibling's Life===
#"We play together all the time. It's not like we have that option, but we're siblings, and also family! Isn't being stuck with each other the entire point?"
#...
===Funny Sledgehammer===
#"Poly-xeno-robo-neuo-skeuomorphicles. Super-color-pixelistic-ex-dee-arr-ridocious!"
#"Now that would be super-tastic!"
#"That sounds wonder-mazing!"
#"Wow-mazing."
#"Enchantingly good!"
#"That would be awesome-tacular!"
#"You look remarka-tacular."
#"That sounds incredi-mazing."
#"This looks cutesy-dorable."
#"I couldn't sleep last night. I had too many fright-mares!"
#"You look so prettiful."
#"That's funny-larious!"
#"That tastes yummy-licious."
#"Cool-ama-doodle."
#"That idea sounds stupidiculous!"
#"This looks spectacu-riffical!"
#"Two birds, one stone!"
#"We're peacing out!"
#"What in the dancing ducks?" 
#"What in the chocolate fudge?" 
#"What in the spicy noodles?"
#"Boom! How you like them pineapples?"
#"That's the amazingest idea ever!"
#"Could have been way more horribler."
#"Aww, he's like the hound dog we never-ever had."
#"Wow, that's the wonderfullest [thing] I've never-ever seen!"
#"What in the double hockey-sticks do you think you're doing?"
#"No way, Brickenden! Every one of your ideas always ends up the same way. Both of us beat up on the ground, seeing stars around our heads."
#"What another fantabu-lastical day!"
#"That's ridonkulous."
#"This looks fun-gantic."
#"That sounds thrill-ified."
===Dottiedoodling Delights===
#"It's the long awaited moment, guys! This time, our cutie girl Magendie has another trademark nuclear meltdown, and we eat popcorn covered in toenails while watching. This really took forever so... enjoy your horrible day, students!"
#"Do you want to know the perfect solution to all of your problems? Take off your shoes in front of everyone so they can smell your stinky feet. A super fun and simple idea for any occasion!"
#"I'm out with halitosis and bromodosis today. Finish all your scatter plots if you didn't finish yesterday. Then work on the other things. Read the directions and look at the examples on the pages if you're confused. It's what you're here for."
#"Magendie, you brought chips. Collis, I see you brought the chips. Hortensia, you were supposed to bring chips. I see chips. Now the party is going to be able to eat chips. Since you contributed, you can be last in line to eat."
#"I'm thinking about painting it red, and I'm thinking about painting it red, AND I'M THINKING ABOUT PAINTING IT RED."
#"So you see, my mom is an apple and my dad is a horse, so I grew 18 heads by eating half a microwave and then I became pregnant at 3 years old, but I was actually 10, so my brother is my grandpa and my grandma is my dog, so I became the queen of the whole world, but I am a girl who is built out of metal that just melted."
#"Hilarious poor sick Santa vomiting from gingerbread cookies, peppermint candy, and sprinkles. You will certainly make an impression at your party!"
#"As someone who comes from a family of diabetics, it pisses me off when the internet assumes having a sweet tooth manifests diabetes. Go read a book."
#"But my mother is a chocoholic, and my father suffered from a candy hangover, and that's the story of how we all got type 2 diabetes. Even though I am a girl that just relinquished."
#"Now that sure was something!"
===Paper and Pencils===
====Zebra====
#"Hello, Leeladee! How did your weekend go, huh?"
#"Tell you what. I bet I can make you smile with a day in my class!"
#"That everything tastes better dipped in chocolate?"
#"Climb a tree and act nuts?"
#"It's okay, Leeladee. Just let me know when you touch down!"
#"We can read comic books all day!"
#"We can eat pizza. And lounge around and play video games!"
#"Who wants to play with some awesome toys?"
#"We can plant lots of pretty flowers!"
#"Let's eat some candy!"
#"Come on, let's play!"
===Callidrake Mederrin===
#...
#"Hasta luego, Callidrita!"
===Belliversity===
#"Ciao, bacalao!"
#"Listos, calixtos!"
#"Thank you for everything! ¡Gracinha por todo!"
===Unlock the Big Question===
====Parents====
#"You will feel much better if you were more like Tia Rosalina."
#"Maybe we should all visit Abuelo Hernandez."
===Lerridge===
#"It's my way or the highway!"
#"You know, I used to target spies for breakfast!"
#"Let this be a lesson for anyone who thinks they can get over on me!"
#"Alright everybody, I think you need a time out!"
#"I put it in the back of the closet. Now are we done using our imaginations?"
#"Oh no, you won't get rid of me that easily. I'm testing this on the spot!"
#"Look, I would feel bad for you. If there was any truth to what you just said."
#"No, I'm not going for that. Either you can have the broken glass on the screen, or you can look at your glasses half fixed." 
#"My goal is to mischaracterize the most beloved influencers by framing them in any way possible as terrible anti-people who are trying to destroy the world."
#"I took the many years of good, and I did a lot with the good. My popularity, I was involved in charities, I overcame my illnesses, all over here. I shared all of that with you guys, every secret I had... every emotion. Everything was open to us. And what happens now? Huh?"
#"Hey, if you leave faster, you can't expect people to just buy something new every time. But if something breaks, hey, that's just how it goes. If things get broke, you spend money to fix it. And then you get broke, it's the circle of life. Except they won't teach you in schools that life stands for living in financial exhaustion. That may be a horrible model, but hey, I never said our business was pretty. Now, the way things break around here and you've gotta..."
===The Bird's Nest===
#"Oh no, not her again!"
#"What?"
#"It's my big sister, Summertime!"
#"Well, well, well, if it isn't my little sister, the great Springshare. Or should I call you not-so great?"
#"Out of the way Summertime, we're busy."
#"In your dreams. If anyone is busy around here, it's me! My business has been booming, thanks to you. And the point is, I'm going to be taking all of your fans, who are gonna make me a ton of money, with which I will buy a car, in which I will go driving with our entire family."
===Puggles the Peccadillo===
====Other====
#"Do you mind if Mary tells the story instead? Your crazy voice is giving me the first headache I've ever had in my life."
#"Just what they need, an excuse to get lazier." 
#"Big opportunities indeed!"
#"Wait, you can talk?"
#"That's right. For centuries, the peccadilloes have been the very symbol of intelligence. Ooh, shiny!"
#"Luckily, I had an informant."
#"I know, she can talk."
#"She can? I just followed her in."
#"Oh no, now I'll have to talk to this one."
===Deedra Featherstone===
====Other====
#"Even though we'd left her for a month, just because we've been traveling with work, and when we got back, she was..."
#"Wow, Deedra. You might just be the greatest bunny-preneur in all of Cascade Crestfalls!"
#"Well, you are one of the world's best bunnies... why don't you leave yourself alone, just this once?"
#"She's one of the best people I know. She's pretty serious, but fun too!"
#"And take that Chaister Garrincha tone out of your voice!"
#"Her name is Deedra. Where is she when we need her the most?"
#"Deedra's the boss, the leader. But everybody else always tries to steal the scene."
#"Please help us. We want and need you!"
#"Permission to come in? Permission granted!"
#"You got it, boss!"
#"Deedra, it's your birthday. You need a vacation."
#"Thank you, honey bunny. I love you!"
#"This flippity, dippity-hippity, hoppity-hopper!"
===Fairy Dust===
====Sophie Flickerfalls====
*"Fairy, butterfly, unicorn, squirrel. That's what I am, I'm a referral."
*"Let's figure out what must be done. We can always have some fun!"
*"Time to learn more about cancer. I can be a graceful dancer."
*"As you wish, as you please. Let's all blow in the winter freeze."
===Whoopsy, Miss Canoopsy!===
Mrs. Read: I knew it!
Mr. Read: She was always too goofy.
Dora: And immature.
Mr. and Mrs. Read: Exactly!
Mrs. Read: I don't want you hanging out with that woman anymore! My son hobnobbing with a baby.
Arthur: Don't worry. I won't.
Mr. Read: Luckily, there's a PTA meeting tonight so we can warn the other parents.
Mrs. Read: Why wait? Let's get on the phone now!
===More Miss Canoopsy===
*Shawn: "There is no way that creepy woman is eating in here. Times are already tough, and now you want some smelly bum chasing away all the customers? Not a chance!"
*Jason: "Come on, Shawn! The poor lady's hungry and we have a kitchen full of food. It won't hurt us to spare some."
*Shawn: "No, no we can't. Now as owner of this restaurant, I am putting my foot down!"
*Jason: "Listen to me. I'm not gonna argue about this. If she can't eat inside, then I'll take her some food to go."
*Shawn: "Oh, no you won't! Sorry Jason, but I'd rather be heartless than penniless. The answer is still no."
*Jason: "I know we've had our fair share of differences, but this is the last straw. If this is how it's gonna be, I no longer want to be partners."
*Shawn: "You're gonna let an argument about some bum ruin our partnership? Seriously? Well guess what? You're not getting any of your investments back!"
*Jason: "You know what? Keep your money! I've started over before, and I'll start over again."
*Shawn: "Jason, you know what? Why don't you take your crumb-bum friend, and get out of here? Hit the bricks!"
*Jason: "Hey, I'm sorry about that, Miss Canoopsy. I can get you something to eat. Sorry to cause you trouble."
===Even More Miss Canoopsy===
*Mrs. Mother: "Miss Canoopsy, why are you already drinking soda? It's still noon!"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Come on, it's Saturday and besides, it's five o'clock somewhere!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Give me that!"
*Mr. Father: "Wait a minute, where are the kids?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Oh, the kids. I knew they were here just a while ago."
*Mrs. Mother: "You were supposed to be watching them."
*Miss Canoopsy: "I was."
*Mrs. Mother: "The entire time."
*Miss Canoopsy: (nervous laughter) "Whoopsy!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Kayla, Berkeley?"
*Mr. Father: "Kayla, Berkeley, where are you?"
*Mr. Father: "Oh my gosh. Kayla, you got chocolate ice cream everywhere!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Miss Canoopsy, how much chocolate ice cream did you let Kayla have?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "I don't know."
*Mrs. Mother: "Where's Berkeley?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Uh..."
*Mrs. Mother: "You know what, never mind. Clearly, you are of no help!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Berkeley! Oh my gosh, give me that!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Do you see this?"
*(television plays)
*Miss Canoopsy: "Hey, I was watching that!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Berkeley had this [cookie jar]. Do you realize how bad it would have been if she ate these?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "You're just overreacting! It's no big deal."
*Mrs. Mother: "We are supposed to leave for six days. How can we trust you with the kids when you can't even watch them for three hours? I even convinced the father to give you a key to the house and this is how...?"
*Mr. Father: "Hey, can I talk to you for a second? I thought you said Miss Canoopsy quit drinking soda."
*Mrs. Mother: "Yeah well, I guess she picked it back up somehow. I didn't know this was going to happen. Look, I don't feel comfortable letting her watch the kids while we're gone. I'm going to call the babysitter and see if he can do it, instead of Miss Canoopsy."
*Mr. Father: "But he just got to see the kids last week. Miss Canoopsy hasn't gotten to see the kids at all."
*Mrs. Mother: "I'm sorry, but this is never happening again!"
*Mr. Father: "Please, don't stop Miss Canoopsy from seeing the kids when all she's ever been is loving to everybody."
*Mrs. Mother: "Look, we don't have a lot of time. I'm just going to give some other nannies a call."
*Mr. Father: "Nooo! Don't do that!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Well, who's going to watch the kids? Who knows what would have happened if Berkeley had gotten into those cookies? Honestly at this point, I would rather just not even go on our vacation."
*Mr. Father: "You can't be serious right now!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Does it look like I'm joking?"
*Mr. Father: "Are you sure you want to do this right now?"
*Mrs. Mother: "One thousand percent. We need to confront her, and then fire her. She is done!"
*Mr. Father: "Miss Canoopsy, how could you do this to us? And how could you let the kids eat so many sweets without even talking to us first?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Well, I didn't think it was a big deal."
*Mr. Father: "Of course it's a big deal. Look, we're sorry but we think it is time that you get out of our house, stay away from our kids, and get another job!"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Wait, what?"
*Mrs. Mother: Out now, or I'm calling the cops!"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Hey, what happened? Why can't I see the kids anymore? What am I supposed to do, just spend the rest of my life alone?"
*Mr. Father: "Well, we tried to let you see them and you weren't even watching them. You were drinking too much soda again! We're sorry Miss Canoopsy, but we can't let you be in charge of the kids when you can't even look after yourself."
===Helping Hands===
In front of a white screen, Deedra Featherstone walks up to a giant trophy, breathes on it, and polishes it.
Deedra: Who doesn't love getting a trophy? Wouldn't it be great if you could win one every day?
Deedra wakes up in bed. She puts on her glasses and sees a trophy shaped like a golden eyeball in front of her face.
Deedra: Argh!
Cassie gives her the trophy.
Cassie: Congratulations, you've won the Wakey-Wakey! The daily award given for waking up.
Deedra: Uh... thanks.
Deedra is about to brush her teeth, when the bathroom mirror opens like a window and her dad hands her a trophy shaped like a tooth.
Mr. Featherstone: Congratulations, you've won a Toothy! The lifetime achievement award for outstanding dental hygiene. Speech!
Deedra: I'd like to thank my dentist and...
Deedra's mom hands her a golden microphone.
Mrs. Featherstone: Congratulations!
Deedra: Aah!
Mrs. Featherstone: The Sing-Song, for best song composed in a bathroom overheard by your mother.
Deedra: But... but I didn't compose a song.
Mrs. Featherstone: Nonsense! That scream was very melodic.
Deedra walks out of the bathroom. In the hallway, her dad hands her a golden hat.
Mr. Featherstone: Here's your Top-Hat trophy, for having a head of suitable circumference for hat wearing!
He puts the hat trophy on Deedra’s head and she falls backwards.
Deedra: Whoa!
Cassie brings Deedra a golden certificate.
Cassie: The Kiddie Channel Certificate of Existence!
Dog: (barks)
He drops a bone-shaped trophy beside Deedra.
Mr. and Mrs. Featherstone: And finally, the Bunny Awards, for just being yourself!
Deedra: Huh?
===Marthalicious===
*Marthalicious: "You know, I don't even get why you're so mad. This isn't even the one that I wanted anyway."
*Mrs. Twinkleton: "Because it's a lot of money! Aww, this is ridiculous. Our insurance is going to shoot through the roof! Marthalicious, how exactly do you expect us to pay for this?"
*Marthalicious: "I don't know, a credit card?"
*Mr. Twinkleton: "Money doesn't grow on trees, Marthalicious!"
*Marthalicious: "Well, technically..."
*Mr. Twinkleton: "No, that is enough! We did not build a real estate Empire just so that our daughter could spend a fortune on clothes and cars! Until you can learn the true value of money, you are not going to the mall with your friends. And you can forget about that new purse bag!"
*Marthalicious: "What?! NOOOO!!!"
*Mrs. Twinkleton: "I don't care how loudly you shout! I am done with this entitled attitude of yours! Until you start appreciating the things that you have, we're gonna need to stop spoiling you."
*Marthalicious: (temper tantrum outbursts)
*Mr. Twinkleton: "This is not up for discussion. We'll be back in a couple weeks!"
*Marthalicious: "You guys aren't funny. I'm not falling for this. YOU'RE THE WORST PARENTS IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!!!"
*Mrs. Twinkleton: "I wish some of that would rub off on Marthalicious. I regret spoiling her so much."
*Twinkleton Family: "I'd rest up, Marthalicious. We have a lot of work ahead of us. We start bright and early tomorrow."
*Marthalicious: "What are you talking about? No, I'm not doing any work."
*Twinkleton Family: "Sorry, Marthalicious. Parents' orders! They said they're not picking you up if you don't listen."
*Twinkleton Family: "It would be really nice if you returned the favor. Can you help us out with some of our work?"
*Marthalicious: "I can't. I'm booked all day. What? I really am! I have to do my nails today, and then I'm trying my new facial mask."
*Marthalicious: "Go distract Mom or else she'll ask Ms. Noodlenoddy about my report card!"
*Diggo: "No, I don't want to get involved with this."
*Marthalicious: "I'm serious, Diggo. Do it or I'm going to take away your tablet and never let you play with it again!"
*Diggo: "Fine!"
===More Marthalicious===
*"Yeah, that's fine. Just don't let the money change you. I still feel bad about those other people. They don't have much."
*"Just because we have money now, it doesn't mean you can blow it! And it certainly doesn't make what you did okay."
*"Now that we have money, it's gone to her head. She thinks she can do whatever she wants to."
*"I don't know what to do with her. I almost wish we didn't have the money anymore. I may have an idea!"
*"Everyone, stand back! These are a level 10 biohazard. If we don't act now, these cupcakes are going to spiral out of control."
*...
===Unlock the Big Question===
*Partridge: "So... can I come to school with you, please please please?"
*Cellita: "Try not to get in the way."
*Partridge: "Yay, it's a play date! I mean... all right, I'll partner up with you this time."
*(crashes bus into school)
*Cellita: "All right. Well, I'm Cellita and you all know me. This is my dragon Partridge, so let's get started. Partridge?"
===More Big Question===
*Cellita: "Why are you complaining? You should be happy I even showed up!"
*Alex: "Um, I'm just worried we're not gonna have enough time to finish the presentation."
*Cellita: "Why'd you have to embarrass me in front of them, huh?"
*Cellita: "There you go again, babying me!"
*Cellita: "Ugh, that's it! None of you people are allowed to come back in here, ever!"
*Cellita: "What did I say about coming in here?"
*Mrs. Gonzalecio: "Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just getting used to having to knock and ask for permission to come into your room. So, may I please come in?"
*Cellita: "I'm fine. I said I'm fine, dad."
*Mr. Gonzalecio: "All right, princess."
*Cellita: "Don't call me that!"
*Cellita: "Ugh, you people are ruining my life!"
*Cellita: "Can you just go? I want to be alone!"
*Cellita: "That's the problem. Can't you see I'm not eight years old? I don't need protection!"
==Fairy Dust==
#"Now, if you need to come to school, which I think you do, right? Then you have to sacrifice."
#"Sorry, guys. I don't make the rules. That's just how life is."
#"Oh well, there's no use complaining."
#"Working is your number one priority. Nothing else matters!"
#"You must put your work above all else at all times. Because that's just how life is. I don't make the rules!" 
#"Because in life, you have to decide what's more important. Foolish silliness or getting your work done. And if you even have to think about it, then you shouldn't even be here."
#"That's because there's more important things in life than working, such as playing. A wise bunny helped teach us that." 
#"From now on, I'm going to focus on what I want to do, not what I need to do." 
#"That's the spirit." 
#"So, I guess we'll see you later?" 
#"I would love that." 
#"Why wait? I say we all go get some Rainbow Milkshakes now, together!"
# "You've got some work to do, and you cannot be thinking about the little things that don't matter." 
# "You've been showing it by putting work before everything."
# "She is such a hard worker. She never took a single day off. She missed every weekend, every birthday, every holiday, and even every Christmas."
# "You would have never come out of your office, if it wasn't to eat."
==Other==
#"Until, Boy begins to notice that his new girlfriend doesn't treat him like Girl did. She would never compliment him, she was never excited to be seen with him, and would never care about being thoughtful. He started missing the way Girl used to treat him."
#"You know, it's not about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside. I give you compliments, I make you feel special, I get you thoughtful gifts. Isn't that enough?"
#"I'm sorry. I don't do such things."
#"Actually, I've had some others recently tell me the same thing. I didn't really believe it until now."
#"Do you like sports?" 
#"As much as it takes to beat down a racehorse. Why?"
#"Yes, we're finally rich!"
#"No, but what you are is under arrest. Shut up. Now get on your knees and put your hands behind your back, now! How did you get out?"
#"That's them, officer!"
#"Does this look better?"
#"I need an adult to sign this. It's a confidentiality agreement."
#"Show me your ID."
#"Yes, now I can finally be seen in public with you."
#"Oh wow, thank you."
#"Isn't she amazing?"
#"Yeah, she's great."
#"I can be a kid forever on Fuzzy Friends. And they can do some pretty impressive things with CGI nowadays."
#"The Kiddie Channel? Oh, wow. My daughter loves that channel."
#"You have a daughter?"
#"Yeah, and a wife too. Crazy right?"
#"Brand, stop annoying the customers and take their order already. Come on!"
#"Right now?"
#"No better time than the present!"
#"Hey! This isn't America's Got Talent, all right? Come on, you go bust some tables or do some sweeping."
#"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
#"If you weren't one of my closest friends, I'd break the two of you up."
#"Please don't ever do that. You know how much I like him."
#"Oh no you didn't!"
#"Can I play with your iPhone?"
#"No."
#"Pretty please?"
#"No."
#"We can play with it together!"
#"Sorry, but I love this phone and I'm using it every day."
#"Do you have any threes?"
#"Nope. Go fish."
#"Go fish yourself!"
#"Do you ever cluck like a chicken and screech like a monkey?"
#"Uh, no. We don't embarrass ourselves like that. This is a civilized society, remember?"
#"You can't force her to like something that she just doesn't care about!"
#"Yeah, and how has that worked out for her? She just gets made fun of and comes back crying!"
#"Hey, are you sure you want to do this right now?"
#"One thousand percent! 1000%."
#"But how? There are hundreds of people in the world."
#"And there are hundreds of ways to lose your job!"
#"Yes, ma'am! Start a search across the entire city."
==References==
#"Do you have a speech improblem?"
#"A sprinkle of fairy dust. So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned..."
#"I took you boisterous boys down before, and I'll do it again!"
#"Time to take you boisterous boys down a few notches!"
#"Maybe if you ate salads instead of burgers, you wouldn't look like such a whale!"
#"Maybe if you ate healthy foods instead of sweets, you wouldn't sound like such a wimp!"
#"Not only is there no way to trace it back to us, but I'll get brownie points for being the best winner ever!"
#"Not only is there no way to trace it back to us, but I'll get brownie points for eating brownies!"
#"I was thinking we'd maybe get Chinese food later, what do you think? That sounds great. Order extra spring roll please."
#"I was thinking we'd maybe get Buggese food later, what do you think? That sounds great. Order extra rainbow noodles please."
#"I thought this was supposed to be a steakhouse, not a little girly, underpantsy, pink doily, tea-party place!" 
#"No, I want my own voice back, not her little cutesy, girly, squeaky, whiny, baby voice!"
#"Bye cuteness, I'll come by later to eat a snack or watch some movies with you!"
#"Monkey see is not always monkey do. Sometimes, you have the knowledge in your head."
#"That's the last one you could see in-between your toes."
#"To prosperity and good cheer, have a Happy Lunar New Year!"
#"It's skeuomorphing time!"
#"It's neumorphing time!"
#"Now you're talking my language."
#"Now you're cooking with my ingredients!"
#"With cajole sauce!"
#"That's more like it!"
#"That seems simple enough!"
#"Don't worry, I've got this!"
#"What are you doing? No, put your jacket back on."
#"But it's hot out. I don't think I'll need it."
#"Look how big you are in that suit. I'm not gonna be seen with you looking like that."
#"Wait, you don't like it?"
#"No, I don't want to be seen with you in a dressing suit. Maybe if you weren't so big, it wouldn't be such a problem."
#"...only Marthalicious doesn't treat her brother like that. She will never compliment him, she is never excited to be seen with him, and will never care about being thoughtful. In fact, he started missing the way I used to treat him."
#"Get your magic juice. It's made with apples for strong bones, cabbage for vitamin C, and a bunch of other healthy stuff!"
#"And although she has a few setbacks along the way, she always gets up and keeps on fighting!"
#"Wow! After all this time, that's what you come back here for?"
#"Really? Because she didn't mention you."
#"...but we'll cross that bridge when we get there."
#"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it!"
#"I'm not sure. I don't have a very good feeling about this."
#"It's one night. What's the worst that could happen?"
#"Just because you don't want to have any fun doesn't mean other people shouldn't. Stop being such a downer!"
#"Did you just let her take your whole wallet? Dude, she hugged me!"
#"Of course. That's what friends do!"
#"Do you mind if Person tells the story instead? Your high-pitched, whiny voice is giving me the first headache I've ever had in my life."
#"You're a very impressive child. Thank you for everything, Dellerdelia!"
#"Are you kidding? Middle names are nothing but an embarrassment!"
#"Stop being so uptight and let loose a little. Have some fun!"
#"Adam, you brought chips. Jessica, I see you brought the chips. Maria, you were supposed to bring chips. I see chips. Now the party is going to be able to eat chips. Since you contributed, you can be last in line to eat."
#"I'm thinking about painting it red, and I'm thinking about painting it red, AND I'M THINKING ABOUT PAINTING IT RED."
#"Don't come crying, okay? The reason I look so good is because I work really hard at the gym eating chocolate all day, and then complaining about how big I look."
#"No way, I'm skeuomorphed out! I mean, there's nothing wrong with skeuomorphing everything, but you really gotta change it up sometime!"
#"Honestly, now that I know you have kids, I can use this point. Go look after your kids. Go take care of your husband. Yeah, I'm sure your husband will be very happy to hear you, who doesn't even know you exist!"
#"That's sooo cool! It's like a glammed-up headband."
#"Let's straighten this out!"
#"Great! Looks like all of us are living the dream!"
#"Keep them asleep, nobody likes to be woken up."
#"Yeah, now I completely understand."
#"You've got a minute, tick-tock! You have 30 seconds now. Keep going."
#"And now, everything that could go wrong has gone wrong."
#"And now, everything that could go wrong does go wrong."
#"Where was this beautiful mess created?"
#"Where was this lovely disaster created?"
#"There's only winners and losers. You gotta decide what side you want to take."
#"There she goes again, being all doom-and-gloomy!"
#"Look, if you just want to sit around all night and complain and not have any fun, maybe it would be best if you just go."
#"Quit being such a downer. You're such a buzzkill, girl!"
#"Well, yeah. They make me all tingly, and fuzzy, and warm inside. But I can't resist it!"
#"It was the most pleasurable thing possible!"
#"I love it when my stuffed bunny gives me extra cuddles!"
#"But what hurts the most, was when people would hide me like I was some embarrassment!"
#(in Kiddie Playschool): "No, you can't do that here, go do it outside. Better yet, you have to take it down the street!"
#(in Kiddie Playschool): "Guys, what's got into you?" 
#(in Kiddie Playschool): "You better keep your nose out of this, dumbhead. This is a duo of titans!" 
#(in Kiddie Playschool): "That's right, whiny. Stay out of it. We're Super ____, and Captain ___, the most powerful heroes in the universe!"
#(in Kiddie Playschool): "That's it, you whiny dumbhead. We're out of here!"
#(in Kiddie Playschool): "Not since you ran her away!"
==Other sources==
#"There's no reason to be sorry. I actually think he's pretty cute."
#"You... are the crowning jewel of my entire life."
#"Now if you'll excuse me, my handsome cupid crush awaits her Prince Charming!"
#"You know, I tried my best to hold everything in, but I just wanted to explode!"
#"You know... in a weird way, I didn't realize how much I loved you until you were gone. I love you too!"
#"See, here at Kiddie, we treat everyone like they're family, not take advantage of them."
#"I'm glad you want us to help out, but as the workers of The Kiddie Channel, we don't have much time on our hands."
#"Great. Anytime you have that look on your face, things are about to go really, really wrong!"
#"...and when I said I didn't know, she got all huffy and stomped off!"
#"Life's too short not to shimmer, so grab your glue gun and your glitter!"
#"Honey, that's nothing to be ashamed of!"
#"You're really enjoying this, aren't you?"
#"Nuh-uh. Save it for next season."
#"All right crazo, if you insist."
#"What did I sign myself up for?"
#"Have a blessed day, beloved... and remember this!"
#"You know, they fired the one who championed the whole thing."
#"So what got me into dancing was, well, ever since I was a little girl, my dad would always turn on the radio, and I just find myself tapping my feet to the beat, just imagining myself up on stage performing. I just love to dance!"
#"And if there's anyone new to learn here, it's the girl next door that you have kissy-dreams about!"
#"You know, I'm the one with straight A's, but you've made more in one week than I've ever made in my lifetime. Isn't that ironic?"
#"I like to have fun like everyone else, but I can't do it often. I like fun too. Much as the next person. But I get less of it."
#"We have someone new today, and leading the revolution is none other than ___________ herself."
#"Becka's friends see her as she walks out and laughs at her. She's so embarrassed and runs away in tears!"
#"My doctor punished me for eating too much candy."
#"Wait one tiny little notch on the sundial!"
#"My daughter officiated the event."
#"You want it, we've got it!"
#"I am a nurse, for crying out loud!"
#"You don't think I see this all the time?"
#"You won't believe how many babies this baby can, baby!"
#"Person, is that you? Oh my gosh. Not a day goes by that I don't think of you!" 
#"Now we can blow this popsicle stand!"
#"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the third-annual Trophy Awards! We'll be announcing the winner momentarily, thank you."
#"Are you too much of a big shot, being hundred-thousand-dollar celebrities to remember that?"
#"Man, I am slandering the life out of this person and she's just playing along with it. Why are you wasting your time on me?"
#"Do you mind if we hurry this up, cause I've got places to go, bubbles to blow, stories to share, and dreams to grow."
#"Uh-oh. Looks like we're experiencing some magical difficulties!"
#"Who wants to go first? I do!"
#"First, let's get a couple of things straight!"
#"I think you better stay out of this. You don't know what you're getting yourself into!"
#"Don't you think you're telling me pretty... last-minute here?"
#"You do know her parents are not gonna be there, right?"
#"Oh, boy. Here comes some more skeuomorphery."
#"And here is the hostess with the mostest!"
#"Activate the skeuomorphic defibrillator!"
#"Not so easy is it, hotshot?"
#"Retired, but not tired!"
#"It is a sweet cupcation."
#"Time to ring some bells!"
#"Wow, that's really impressive!"
#"Bro, stop being such a square!"
#"According to my binoculation..."
#"Today's episode in question is..."
#"...and that's pretty hard to excuse."
#"You are so cute, I could just eat you right up! Nom nom nom."
#"She had absolute authority over her subordinates."
#"There's nothing like a little Christmas magic!"
#"Wonderful, a refreshing way to start the morning. Hey, what's the big idea?"
#"But I don't want to face my fears. I'm too scared of them!"
#"Ugh, at least you respect my orders. Oh, it's not that. It's not that at all."
#"And you guys say I'm not funny. But seriously, this will be extremely painful. One, two, three... pejolica!"
#"Let's all post on Spin-stagram."
===Lyrics===
#"So our lives have given everybody magic. Beautiful, shiny, and new. And that includes you. Glitter, jewels, and diamonds fill everyone's path that leads to opening doors. And that includes yours... opening doors."
#"Every time I see you, I add more to this song, just like a growing flower."
#"We don't need cupcakes or poems or tea. Together, just you and me!"
#"There's a great big world that we need to know. Look up and down, look high and low!"
#"Yo, there's something that you should know! Hey, there's nothing else in our way. So look at me and just say, right here, don't fear that you like me!"
#"I've been learning piano! And I sing soprano!"
#"Hello, welcome to our meeting! These are my best friends, but enough about them. Let's talk about me instead! My name is Mike, and... "
#"Hello, welcome to our meeting! Time to write some poems! Don't be scared to show 'em! The festival's days away! You could help with baking! Or with decorations! And you can walk home today."
#"Skippity-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bee-bop. Ladadee-la-la-la-la-la-dee-la. Dadadee-do-do-do-do-do-dee-do. Whoa-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh. Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-bee-deep!"
#"Counting up to ten with me. Saving everything I see. Singing a happy melody! One mountain to climb, one step a time. One horse in this race. Smiling on my face! But I'm number one and I'm winning. I'm only at the beginning. I could be the start of something. Maybe I could be part of something bigger!"
#"Maybe we're friends, maybe we're more. How could he love a simple girl next door? I'm just not the type he's looking for."
#"And I can't get you out of my head! Can't look away, can't help but blush. Where did I get this overwhelming crush? I'm in love with you and your gorgeous face!"
#"All clues point to one direction. Everything is pure perfection! Although it's better than all the rest. Little bunny, you're the best!"
#"Business in the front, party in the back!"
#"Giving credit where credit is due!"
#"I'm pledging allegiance to you, and that's all I need."
#"We love a parade when we hear the marching band!"
#"Use your imagination, and you're a midnight sensation!"
#"Haters gonna hate hate hate, but you should just enjoy our Tea-lor Swift cupcake cake cake."
#"And that's the boy that you're trying to see. Cause you keep picking all these fights with me. So I'll tell you what I'm about to do."
#"We'll take a cup of kindness yet. To the top of the hill, where the wind-songs play. I circle the earth from the mountains to the sky."
#(for The Magic Fingerfellows): "It's really nothing new, it's just something we like to do!"
#(for Funny Sledgehammer): "All over a life lived by making up new games. Money doesn't grow on trees, but you always know I still love you. Even though we've been dancing on broken glass, we're still best friends through and through!"
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