Hee Hee

This is the first episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(TheBoy2007 is seen eating Cheerios in a man cave)
TheBoy: What? You mean only CrazySponge can do it? Bullshit! (he knocks over the bowl and stands up to get something else from the fridge)
Infinity: Hey there, BOI!
TheBoy: Please stop calling me that.
Infinity: Hey, it’s your name.
TheBoy: I’m THE Boy, not Boi.
Infinity: Same diff. Say, are those Cheerios?
TheBoy: They were. Now they’re just dreary-o’s.
(Laugh track)
TheBoy: Okay, who brought in the canned laughter?
Vanessa: (is seen holding a can of laughter) Hahaaaa
TheBoy: Goddamn it, you fucking cactus.
Vanessa: You could’ve just called me a prick.
(Laugh track)
TheBoy: Okay, out! You aren’t even supposed to be here! This is for EBOYS only, not EGIRLS.
Vanessa: You mean you wouldn’t simp for me?
TheBoy: No.
(Sad trombone sound)
Vanessa: Fine, I’ll leave. Geez. (She exits, but not before using the laugh track once more)
TheBoy: She’s a real character, isn’t she?
Infinity: Yeah. Say, how’s EBoys XD doing nowadays?
TheBoy: Lemme check… (he types random crap on his computer and TV ratings show up) 0.69?! That’s fucking hot!
Infinity: You realize you barely cracked the top 150.
TheBoy: Who cares? THE FUNNY NUMBER!
Infinity: (sighs)
TheBoy: I bet these sexy ratings are from all the Michael Jackson reruns I’m putting on the channel.
Infinity: Michael Jackson is overrated.
TheBoy: WHAT? I’d kick you out if I knew how!
Infinity: You’re pathetic.
TheBoy: I’m gonna go Thriller on your ass.
(TheBoy dances like Michael Jackson to some random song)
Infinity: That’s it, I’m outta here. Keep your EBoys to yourself for all I care. (he leaves the man cave)
TheBoy: Hee hee.
(end)
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