Petrie

"Oh yeah! Well then... me in trouble!" - Petrie's response to Cera saying 'you can tell a lot about someone by the quality of their pingas' Petrie is some flyer who, when he's not stirring up a swear-storm with his mouth spend most of his time being hideously killed or dying horribly. His parents named him after a plastic dish full of bacteria.
As a pteranodon he is supposed to eat fish, but apparently Don Bluth thought that wasn't appropriate for kids and made him eat leaves instead, then when they decided to have Ruby and Chomper appear in the TV series who kill insects and clams they didn't think to make the pteranodons eat fish, like us humans can eat fish and plants why not petrie, it's a fictional setting after all!
== Embarrassing  Facts ==
Petrie has sometimes demonstrated the uncanny ability to fly. Go figure.
His genitals are something that still disturbs many, 
His IQ is -482,521
Rainbows make him cry. (According to God Pterano)
He has been recently killed over 9000 times, one of which was caused by the evil God Pterano (his uncle. Wow).
He been hurt "worse than qualified fungi"
== Achievements ==
After managing to kill two tyrannosaurus with one snowball he got promoted to 'Slightly Awesome' by Doctor Eggman
He is a [BIG SHOT]
Literally nothing else
Category:Bois
Category:Flyers
Category:Scientifically Inaccurate Characters
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Category:Heroes