Hack the Net: Origins

EXTERIOR (DAY)
LOUISA, a radical skateboarding hacker in a cool windbreaker, is drinking an Ecto-Cooler. JEFF, a super-intelligent mutant turtle with rock-hard abs and a huge dong, rollerblades up and swats the juice box from her foul hand.
LOUISA: What the fuck!
JEFF (screaming into her face): HACK THE NET!
LOUISA: I'm also on Hack the Net, dumbass.