EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Dillian VS Johnny

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
JOHNNY VS DILLIAN!
BEGIN!
==Johnny's First Turn==
"You again"? "Didn't I beat your ass before"?
"You must want me to send your Krillen ripoff ass throught that door".
"Your friends can't help you now, you're all alone".
"We all already know that in a battle, I'll own".
"So step down furball". "This battle is a waste of time".
"Because after I whoop your ass, it'll be like you stepped on a landmine".
==Dillian's First Turn==
"First off, that was uncanon". "So that doesn't count".
"So come and actually face me instead of just pout".
"I have dozens of jutsus and you have tons of powers".
"But I'm still scale this battle like it's a tower".
"Krillen ripoff"? "I don't even use giant disks".
"But I guess I can show a little mercy, like my name was Frisk".
==Johnny's Second Turn==
"OOH"! "IT'S AN UNDERTALE BATTLE NOW"!?!?!?
"I'll be sure to think of this moment when I burn down your entire town".
"And if you're Frisk, call me Undyne".
"I'll put a spear up your ass and victory will be mine".
"As for your mercy, it's no good to me". "It's as tasteless as mutton".
"And I can also be Asgore, because I'll break you like a mercy button".
==Dillian's Second Turn==
"Oh really"? "Well I'm Dillain the Hedgehog"."And I guess I'll have to do".
"But enough with the Flowey impression, I don't need it to beat you".
"You would be the fish that chases people throught Waterfall".
"Mostly because you can't find any girls". "Not even at the mall".
"And if you're Asgore, you're not that strong".
"Because to be honest, you probably chose wrong".
==Johnny's Third Turn==
"I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUPID YOU ARE"!
"BITCH, I'LL CRUSH YOU JUST BY PRESSING A SPACE BAR"!
"YOU WANNA THROW YOUR WEAK RAPS AT ME"?
"I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS LIKE I JUST WON AT YAHTZEE"!
"HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU PERSIST IN BATTLING ME"? "PEST"!
"YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BEAT THE BEST"!
==Dillian's Third Turn==
<turns symbol mode>
"If you're the best". "Then this must be the bottem tier".
"Because I'll beat your ass like a superstar, cuz I got no fear".
"And here's an Undertale reference for your dumbass that looks like an emo Obi-Wan".
"You caused this and it cannot be undone".
"So Johnny, you seem to think that you're fine".
"But I got a question". "Do you wanna have a bad time"?
<fades to black>
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights