Army

Covet Show episode 9 «Army» was released on October 23, 2020.
== Plot ==
The episode starts with Covet and Pigeon arguing about whether Roblox is outdated or not. Miramar then remarks that Covet and Pigeon only talk about games and don’t go to school or university and takes them to a military base where three Tamislav Mizinec 1011’s greet him and call him Captain Miramar. When Covet asks Miramar how they now him, Miramar tells him to shut his grille since it’s personal information. 
Miramar then takes Covet and Pigeon to BX’s garage to rebuild them into army cars. Turns out that Captain Sunburst is sick and that Covet has a faker from China named the Fake Black Covet who repeats everything after the White Covet and keeps saying that the Covet Show was made by him and not the White Covet. Miramar then orders the 1011’s to train and Covet and Pigeon to peel cheese.
Covet and Pigeon peel cheese and finally resolve the «Roblox or Minecraft» question: Pigeon says they’re like cubes, so Minecraft. Then both get bored and start training to «Youth in Boots» by Konec Filma. Miramar catches them and takes them back to cheese peeling while he and his army go to prepare their weapons. Covet and Pigeon escape cheese peeling again to train again. Miramar catches them again and takes them to take out the faker.
The Fake Black Covet shows up and Pigeon suspects that the «White» Covet is the Black Covet because of black bumpers. Miramar says that he wanted to catch the faker for 32 years and while the Fake Black Covet mocks Miramar’s army, while the Real White Covet pushes him off the rock where he was standing. Pigeon brings two cannons to where the severely damaged Black Covet fell and shoots him. Miramar then pardons Covet and Pigeon for drafting them as Covet explodes the Fake Black Covet.
Back at home, Covet and Pigeon are grateful that they’re not in the army anymore. Miramar asks if they’re going to study, they both respond «no» and Miramar threatens them to send them peeling cheese again. The episode ends.
== Trivia ==
*This is the first Covet Show episode to be shot in the 16:9 aspect ratio instead of the 4:3 one.
*In the first scene, Covet tells for the «1 500 600 450 800 555 3535th» time that Roblox isn’t outdated. Part of that number, 800 555 3535, is a reference to a Russian meme «8 800 555 3535».
*The Tamislav Mizinec 1011 is a fictional Automation car made by BeamNG Boy, and then he made a commercial of it on his channel.
*A more accurate translation of the phrase «Close the bars» is «Close your grille», because in Russian, «reshotka» means both «bars» and «grille». While the word bars means, for example, bars on a fence or in a jail cell, the word grille means the car part that Miramar wanted Covet to shut.
*The Fake Black Covet, according to Miramar, was made in China. It is possible, since according to the JinHai-Ibishu Pavilion lore, the JinHai-Ibishu joint venture’s first car was a rebadged Covet, though the Chinese Covet was instead named Bolt and was built with some Pessima parts, although the original Covet's face is similar to the one the Pessima has.
*In this episode, Covet and Pigeon first mention Mazda. Mazda is one of the BeamNG Boy community running gags along with Sailor Moon and DDLC. DDLC was also a running gag in the SourDisc community until 2023 when the Azumanga Daioh running gag replaced it.
*Miramar said he wanted to catch the Fake Black Covet for 32 years. If the episode takes place in 2020, then this means that Miramar wanted to catch the Fake Black Covet since 1988. This is possible since JinHai was making their Covet variant (called the Bolt) since 1983 when they signed a contract with Ibishu.
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