The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie VII: The Curse of the Half-Blood Princess or Something/Plot

The following is the plot of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie VII: The Curse of the Half-Blood Princess or Something. WARNING: Spoilers ahead.
== Plot ==
The film begins with the French Narrator introducing us to "Dennis Anderson's Pick", we then cut to Digger's Dungeon in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina, where Dennis Anderson informs the audience that we're going to watch The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie VII: The Curse of the Half-Blood Princess or Something. Adam Anderson comes in and doesn't know what to say. Dennis goes into Adam's throat and pulls out a LaserDisc of the movie and puts it in his LaserDisc player.
The opening credits are shown as we see SpongeBob returning to his pineapple home after a long day at work at The Krusty Krab. Just then, Bear cha-chas into SpongeBob's house and tells him about the legend of the Half-Blood Princess. Bear and SpongeBob go with Patrick to Sandy's treedome to find a teleportation device, only to discover that Sandy has been kidnapped by Pirate L. Jackson, who is affiliated with the Half-Blood Princess. They end up using the Teleportation Switch (endorsed by Billy Mays) to teleport to Redwall Abbey, where they meet Matthias while he is having a love scene with Cornflower. After an argument with Matthias, they team up to go to Hogwarts to kill Harry Potter for no reason whatsoever. Upon arrival at Hogwarts, Matthias sees Harry and engages him into a battle.
"I shall stop you, you evil rodent!" 
"No, I shall stop your evil witchcraft."
"Doloted scones, beetleborg hoh sis!"
"I AM THAT IS!"
Matthias and Harry get into a battle. Meanwhile, SpongeBob, Patrick and Bear raid Hogwarts and force Harry's friends into giving them info on the whereabouts of the Half-Blood Princess. Suddenly, Hermione decides to wear her (pink and purple) Yule Ball outfit for no reason whatsoever, causing members of the Harry Potter fandom to suddenly appear and attack the film's costume designer for not reading the books. Matthias wins his battle with Harry and forces Mr. Potter to join him and SpongeBob and co. on their journey to find the Half-Blood Princess. Harry reluctantly agrees.
Our heroes arrive at the Billy Mays Cave, where Billy Mays is filming the commercial for the new and improved Oxi Burgers. Suddenly, Matthias asks Billy for assistance. Billy offers SpongeBob and co. help for only $19.99. 
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