Keegmas

Keegmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Keegan Sanderson, observed primarily on March 16th as a religious and cultural celebration among tens of people around the world. Keegmas Day is a public holiday in like one country, but it is celebrated religiously by a majority of Keeganians, as well as culturally by a few non-Keeganians, and forms an integral part of the evilday season surrounding it.
== Etymology ==
The English word for Keegmas is a shortened form of 'Keegan's Massive Evil Spree'. In the Keeganian Writing Laws, it is written as Keegmäespre due to the mandatory use of Keeganian native words for evildays in the laws. Keegmäespre (kig-maɣh-spri) is a shortened version of the same translation in English, actually being more recognizable in English.
== Traditions ==
It is customary for children to go around and have do as much evil as they would like. Every Keegmas, there is a points system ranking who the most evil child is on that day, the child with the most evil points when Keegmas is done will get cancer, and the child with the second most evil points will win a free trip to India (unless the child's name begins with J, then they get cancer).
Children from all around the world participate in this ritual of evil, commiting a various amount of crimes in order to get to the top of the point's leaderboard. It is customary for regional competitions to be held as well, with some Keeganian districts handing out rewards out of their own pockets for who has the most evil points in their region. 
Children are not required to participate in Keegmas; however, they must not do any good deeds during the evilday since it is seen as extremely disrespectful to those who keep the Tsardom running for the poeple. Children who are found to be doing good deeds during Keegmas are to be fined 55600Ƙ, paid out to Father Keegmas.
During Keegmas, it is customary for adults to consume lots of alcoholic beverages until they pass out. This tradition, in mythology, started when one adult got fed up with the evil deeds his seven children were doing, and as an escape, he decided to get drunk but ended up drinking too much and passing out. Legend says he is still an alcoholic to this day.