Pirate Invasion, in Liyue Harbor!

Pirate Invasion, in Liyue Harbor! is a Daily Commission in Liyue Harbor. 
There are three versions of this quest and it will be revealed after talking to the children.
==Steps==
;Little Meng Version
# Talk to Little Lulu, Little Fei, and Little Meng
# Talk to "Captain" Little Meng
# Use Anemo or Hydro to clean the deck (0/4)
# Talk to Little Meng
;Little Lulu Version
# Talk to Little Lulu, Little Fei, and Little Meng
# Talk to "rich merchant" Little Lulu
# Find Lotus Heads (0/2)
# Talk to Little Lulu
;Little Fei Version
# Talk to Little Lulu, Little Fei, and Little Meng
# Talk to "First Mate" Little Fei
# Find Captain with Little Fei
#* If the Traveler fails to follow Little Fei, the quest will reset
# Talk to "Captain" Little Meng
# Find Lotus Heads
# Calm Little Meng and Little Fei down
==Rewards==
==Gameplay Notes==
* Completing all three versions of the commission grants the .
==Dialogue==
===Little Meng Version===
;(Talk to Little Meng)
:Little Meng: So. How shall we play it this time?
:Little Fei: Hmph. If no one's going to be the pirate, we can't play it at all.
:Little Meng: But no one wants to be a pirate. So what're we gonna do...
: What are you doing?
:Little Meng: We were gonna play a game, but there's no one to be the pirate.
:Little Meng: If there's no pirate there's no one to do the robbing... so we can't start the game.
:Little Meng: Ooh, ooh, I know, you can do it! Do you want to be a pirate?
: It will be done.
::Little Meng: Yay! Right, let's get ready...
: Pirating is not my area of expertise...
::Little Meng: It's not that hard! A pirate is just someone who is very naughty and takes things that don't belong to them.
::Little Meng: I have never met a real pirate though. That's just what Beidou told me.
::Little Meng: But I think it must be quite easy to play a pirate.
::Little Meng: Hehehe, I'm sure you can do it! Let's go!
:Little Meng: When you're ready, come and join in.
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;(Talk to "Captain" Little Meng)
:Little Meng: Ready?
: Ready!
::Little Meng: Then let the game begin!
::Little Meng: ...How do we start?
:: Uh... Shiver me timbers? I'm robbing you!
::Little Lulu: Eek! Pirates!
::Little Fei: Don't worry, Lulu, I'll save you!
::Little Meng: You must be a pirate. Tell me, why are you robbing us?
:: Because I'm a pirate...
:: That's what pirates do...
::Little Meng: Not all of them. There are good-guy pirates and bad-guy pirates.
::Little Meng: Beidou says she's a pirate, but she's one of the good guys. She gives us snacks! Everyone loves Beidou.
::Little Meng: Why you gotta be a bad pirate? Can't you be a good pirate instead?
::Paimon: You're the one who said pirates are naughty people who take things that don't belong to them!
:: I see the error of my ways.
:: I hereby renounce said naughtiness.
::Little Meng: Great! Owning up to your mistakes is the first step towards becoming a better person. That's what Beidou says.
::Little Meng: The next step is tidying up the area. Because as long as you do good things, you can be a good person. Even a good pirate.
: Not yet...
::Little Meng: Okay, just let me know when you're ready then.
;(Talk to Little Meng before completing the task)
:Little Meng: Finished cleaning?
: Not yet.
:Little Meng: Hurry up. This is your chance to change your ways and show that you can be a good person.
:Little Fei: Hey, are we seriously saying that just cleaning up the place once turns you into one of the good guys?
:Little Meng: All it takes to be a good person is the willingness to do the right thing.
:Little Fei: That sounds too simple...
:Little Meng: Do good, you're a good person. Do bad, you're a bad person. Yes, it's very simple.
:Little Fei: Huh. You may say so, but then how come there's still so many bad people in the world?
:Little Meng: Because everything in the world is easier said than done.
:Little Meng: But doing bad things is still easier than doing good things.
:Little Fei: Did Beidou teach you that?
:Little Meng: Nah, that one I read in a book.
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;(After completing the task)
:Paimon: Paimon thinks the cleaning is done now.
:Paimon: Surely we've redeemed ourselves by now...
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;(Talk to Little Meng after completing the task)
:Little Meng: Finished cleaning yet?
: Finished.
:Little Meng: Yay! Thanks, these are for you. It was fun playing with you!
:Little Meng: And don't forget — being a good person doesn't stop here. Make it a habit for life.
:Little Fei: Hey, when do I get to be the captain?
:Little Meng: Next time.
:Little Fei: That's what you said last time...
===Little Lulu Version===
;(Talk to Little Meng)
:Little Meng: Lulu, how come I'm the captain again?
:Little Lulu: Because it's way more fun when you're the captain.
:Little Fei: Well, as long as Lulu's happy... then I'm fine with it.
: What are you doing?
:Little Lulu: We're playing a game!
:Little Lulu: Meng is the captain, Fei is first mate and I'm a rich merchant.
:Little Lulu: All we're missing is the pirate. The pirate's supposed to come and rob us.
:Little Lulu: You can be the pirate if you wanna play with us?
: ...Ahoy, me hearties!
::Little Lulu: Yay!
: I wanna be one of the good guys...
::Little Lulu: It's just a game! Don't worry, I know you're a good person in real life.
:Little Lulu: Okay, come and let us know when you're ready.
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;(Talk to "rich merchant" Little Lulu)
:Little Lulu: Ready?
: I'm ready.
::Little Lulu: Woohoo! We're starting!
::Little Lulu: You have to start.
:: Avast ye! I be here to rob yer!
::Little Meng: Hah! In broad daylight? Good luck, the Millelith men are right there watching!
::Little Fei: Lulu, come quickly! We must escape...
::Little Lulu: Hello Mr. Pirate. What are you here to rob?
:: Er... Mora? ...Ar!
::;(Goes to "But I don't have many Mora...")
:: You, me pretty little lassie!
:::Little Lulu: Erm, even though we know it's just a game, we still need to be careful...
:::Little Lulu: See? The Millelith men are all looking at us now.
::Little Lulu: But I don't have many Mora...
::Little Lulu: Daddy says that on a boat, the most valuable thing is the merchants' goods.
::Little Lulu: How about this. Why don't you go and find some valuable things to use in the game?
::Little Lulu: Then we'll have goods for you to try and steal!
::Little Lulu: Hmm... Lotus Heads will do.
::Little Lulu: We three all love eating Lotus Heads. If you're being a naughty pirate, the naughtiest thing you could do is steal our favorite food!
: Not yet...
:;(Dialogue ends)
;(Talk to Little Lulu again without sufficient Lotus Heads)
:Little Lulu: Have you found the Lotus Heads yet?
: Not yet...
:Little Lulu: Okay, just keep looking. Take your time... but hopefully not too much time.
:Little Lulu: We've been playing for ages, I'm getting hungry now...
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;(When there are 2 Lotus Heads in inventory)
:Paimon: This should be plenty of Lotus Heads. Let's go find Little Lulu.
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;(Talk to Little Lulu after getting the Lotus Heads)
:Little Lulu: Have you found the Lotus Heads yet?
: Got them.
:Little Lulu: Yay!
:Little Lulu: Meng! Fei! Come and eat these Lotus Heads with me!
:Paimon: Hey! Paimon thought we were supposed to be robbing you?
:Little Lulu: Oh, yeah... Well here you are, take this Mora and stuff.
:Little Lulu: You're really great at playing a pirate. Not everyone has what it takes to steal all this stuff from a little kid.
:Paimon: Paimon has a feeling that this kid is subtly mocking us...
:Little Lulu: Thanks for your help and it was fun playing with you. Please play with us again soon!
===Little Fei Version===
;(Talk to Little Fei)
:Little Fei: Meng, today I get to be the captain — right?
:Little Meng: Lulu, I've been the captain loads of times in a row now, we should let Fei have a turn.
:Little Lulu: But Meng, you're the bestest captain ever! I want you to keep being it...
: What are you doing?
:Little Fei: We're trying to play a game. They promised me I could be the captain this time...
:Little Fei: But Lulu keeps saying it's way more fun when Meng is the captain.
:Little Fei: *sigh* Lulu always does this... But, if it's what she wants... I guess it's fine by me.
:Little Fei: Hey, do you have time to join in? You can be the pirate!
: Okay...
::Little Fei: *sigh* Once again, as always, I'm just the first mate...
: But I wanna be one of the good guys.
::Little Fei: *sigh* Ah, I really wanna be the captain...
:Little Fei: Just like last time, come and join us when you're ready.
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;(Talk to "First Mate" Little Fei)
:Little Fei: Ready yet?
: Ready.
::Little Fei: Alright then. I guess we can start.
::Little Fei: I hate being the first mate...
::Little Fei: Lulu and Meng only care about themselves...
:: Ar! Do I spy me some pieces of eight? Hand 'em over!
::Little Fei: Oh, hi pirate. Sorry, I'm just a poor first mate with nothing for you to steal.
::Little Fei: If you're here to rob the boat, you need to find someone with enough money... Hmm...
::Little Fei: I know! The captain is really rich — you should go and steal from him!
::Paimon: Wh—What!? Don't you work on this boat?
::Little Fei: Yeah! That means I know how to find the captain.
::Little Fei: He's just a captain anyway... What's so special about that...
::Little Fei: Come with me! I'll take you to the captain...
: Not yet.
::Little Fei: Never mind, take your time. Boring game anyway...
;(When Little Fei begins running after the dialogue)
:Paimon: Hey... Hey! Wait for us!
:Paimon: Something seems off about how this is panning out...
;(Losing Little Fei)
:Little Fei: Quick! Little Meng — I mean, the captain — he's getting away!
:;(If too far from Little Fei)
::Little Fei: 
::Little Fei: Quick! Little Meng — I mean, the captain — he's getting away!
:;(Quest restarts)
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;(Talk to "Captain" Little Meng)
:Little Fei: Here we are! Here's the captain!
:Little Meng: What are you doing, bringing the pirates here!? You should've led them on a wild goose chase so that me and Lulu would have time to escape!
:Little Fei: Why do you and Lulu get to escape while I have to stay here and hold the pirates up!?
:Little Fei: I got a better idea: I give you over to the pirates while I escape with Lulu!
:Little Meng: But... Beidou says you should never abandon your friends!
:Little Fei: Oh? And does Beidou also say that the captain should run away with their favorite person at the first sign of trouble!?
:Little Meng: Why you little... I'm never sharing my Lotus Heads with you EVER again!
:Little Fei: FINE! It's only you who cares so much about stupid Lotus Heads anyway!
:Paimon: They are blowing this way out of proportion...
:Little Lulu: Don't worry, I know a way we can sort this out.
:Little Lulu: Lotus Heads are their favorite thing in the world... Giving them their favorite treat will definitely calm them down.
:Little Lulu: Can you find some Lotus Heads for me?
: Okay.
::Little Lulu: Thank you! You need to be quick though.
: It's not Lotus Heads they're fighting over...
::Little Lulu: Oh... Really? Well what is it?
::Little Lulu: ...Anyway, just get some Lotus Heads. We can't have them arguing like this all day.
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;(Talk to Little Meng)
:Little Meng: You traitor! This is mutiny!
:Little Fei: What, you can't cope with things not going your way for a change?
:Little Meng: I'm never sharing my Lotus Heads with you EVER again!
:Little Fei: FINE! It's only you who cares so much about stupid Lotus Heads anyway!
:Paimon: Haha... This looks like it could take a while...
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;(After obtaining 2 Lotus Heads in inventory, if previously there was <2)
:Paimon: This should be plenty of Lotus Heads. Let's get back to Little Lulu.
;(If player already has at least 2 Lotus Heads)
:Paimon: This should be plenty of Lotus Heads. Let's get back to Little Lulu.
;(Calm Little Meng and Little Fei down)
:Little Lulu: Did you find some Lotus Heads yet?
: Yup.
:Little Fei: You're the meanie!
:Little Meng: No, you're the meanie!
:Little Lulu: Stop fighting. You're only going to wear yourselves out.
:Little Lulu: It's just a game, there's no need to get so mad. We're all friends, right?
:Little Lulu: And look what I've got... Freshly picked Lotus Heads! Go on, help yourselves.
:Little Lulu: Once you've eaten, we're gonna straighten all this out.
:Little Lulu: We'll decide who gets to be the captain and the first mate, and in what order. Sound good?
:Little Meng: Fine...
:Little Fei: Okay...
:Paimon: Wow, it actually worked! Peace and quiet at last.
:Little Lulu: Told you so!
: How did you know that would work?
::Little Lulu: We've been playing together a long time. I know these things.
: Little Lulu is a miracle worker...
::Little Lulu: Heeh-hee, thanks. But Beidou is the real miracle worker.
::Little Lulu: I hope I can be like her when I grow up...
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