Rio

:Not to be confused with Rio2
Rio (also incorrectly called Blu, even though we all know that Blu and Rio are separate entities) is the good version of Wario. He lives in Rio de Janeiro, a city at the East Brazil. However, he can't speak Portuguese for some reasons. Also, he's a bird, because adding negative Wa- to a person gives them the look of "good" things. He is blue, which is the opposite of Wario's yellow (in computer graphics not in paints).
== Birth ==
One day Wario wanted to UnWa-ify himself to see what happened, so he put himself into the Wa-Machine, creating Rio. The Batmobile lost a wheel and Rio flew away to where he lives now, in East Brazil. Maybe he forgot to fly back to Wario after the winter ended in the northern hemisphere, or didn't fly back because he forgot how. Or maybe he was SCARED like a wimp!
== Death ==
Rio has not died yet, because his heart is still beating. I haven't said he's still breathing, so a paramedic might disagree with me on if he's alive or a ripoff of Bucciarati.
== How good is Rio? ==
Well...
* He is so good that he volunteered to get a Shawt even though they hurt.
* He is so good that Chuck Norris hired him as Professional Parrot. 
*He is so good that he respects not just the men, but the women and children too.
Category:Good guys
Category:Guys
Category:Brazil
Category:Almost undefeatable
Category:Birds