Jailhouse Simulator

Advertisement 12-04-18
Hello, anonymous scroller!
Are you tired of boring, derivative tycoon games? Well, allow us to breathe new life into the genre with our brand new Jailhouse Simulator!
Find vile criminals or become one and imprison them!
Our immersive, innovative, REVOLUTIONARY virtual-reality technology is bound to blow your mind surprise you!
Build your cells, fund maximum security, and hire top-notch security to keep them at bay!
"We regret to inform you" 12-08-18
Unfortunately, our company has been sued for more money than we can make. Therefore, we are closing our doors.
Purchased copies of Jailhouse Simulator cannot be refunded.
For more questions, visit [EXPUNGED].
120618 News Broadcast
"Breaking news! Multiple people have gotten into shootouts this week. The sudden burst in violence not just here but across America is shocking. Several theorists link this with the new VR title: Jailhouse Simulator due to the fact that the assailants had all recently played the game. More at 6."
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