Shantae and Aladdin: Once Upon a Squid (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Shantae and Aladdin: Once Upon a Squid written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Fresh Squid".
==Plot==
(Meanwhile, Shantae, Bolo, Sky and Rottytops wake up from a prison room, inside of a cage)
*Shantae: Hello? *clean eyes* Guys!
*Bolo: Shantae, what happen?
*Shantae: Uh oh, look like we're trapped!
*Sky: Wrench! I lost my pet bird!
*Rottytops: Aw, shucks. You lost your pet bird? Sucks to be you, girl.
*Sky: Grrrr, i'm going to squeeze you for this. Did you ate Wrench?
*Rottytops: No. I never ate your pet bird. I only ate chicken once a week, then threw up after realizing it was rotten as bread.
*Bolo: What kind of prison is this? How did we get locked up?
*Shantae: I hate this. The big squid beat us to death and we asked him to give the ball back. But no, he destroyed it and beat us for a little trick. Those barons are no good to me.
(Risky Boots, Jafar and the Tinkerbat Captain show up to see the prisoners)
*Shantae: Risky Boots and Jafar!
*Risky Boots: I knew you were going to be here.
*Rottytops: Why are we here for?
*Jafar: We locked you all up since that Squid Baron beat you all at Mermaid Falls.
*Tinkerbat Captain: You didn't even mention me. Shame on you.
*Sky: Where is my pet bird?
*Risky Boots: Oh i'm sorry. I didn't know your dead pet bird was with you the whole time. I must have throw it off the portal.
*Sky: You monster. I'm going to cut you for this.
*Bolo: How are we going to get home?
*Risky Boots: You'll never see your family ever again. You meddling kids won't go home anymore and all of you will serve me as my minions. Shantae, i got something to deal with you later on.
*Shantae: You can't never chase me to the sudden death.
*Risky Boots: Oh yes i will. As long the shards invade our worlds, we will use a secret weapon to blow up every single world in the multiverse.
*Shantae: You can't go away. I'm always here to beat me.
*Risky Boots: Oh beat me. Dead by my side.
*Jafar: I'll see you kids in the afternoon. We'll be back after lunch.
*Risky Boots: Take care. I'm watching you all on all cameras.
*Rottytops: The cameras won't see us. That's why you suck at spying on TV.
*Risky Boots: You shouldn't be alive when the night falls.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Fools. *leave the place with his bosses*
*Shantae: There gotta be a way to get out of this prison.
*Bolo: Our weapons. We totally forgot about our weapons.
*Sky: Oh yeah. Now how are we going to break out free?
*Shantae: I wish Aladdin was here to help. The adults can do better than us when it come to rescuing people.
*Sky: I'll just sit there and be a lone bird after all.
(Back at Agrabah, the guards brought in Squid Baron at the Palace of Agrabah)
*Guard #1: Sultan. We found this big baby squid outside of the gate.
*Sultan: Oh my. Welcome. Are you a bit lost or something?
*Squid Baron: Mep.
*Sultan: I think Genie can help you out. Follow me.
*Guard #2: You really gotta be careful. Otherwise, the loud noise can make him cry.
(At the table, Aladdin, Jasmine and Genie are eating the buffet food together)
*Aladdin: This is so good. How about you play some music.
*Genie: Music? But this is not music class.
*Jasmine: Play some radio. Ever since Shantae came into our world, we were so obsessed with all of the electronic they brought to us.
*Genie: You know what? I'm going to play some music for you guys. *play the radio with "Kiss on My List" by Daryl Hall and John Oates playing*
*Aladdin: That's more like it.
*Genie: Kiss on My List. I love that song.
*Jasmine: You got a bucket list for the things you wanna do if Aladdin ever abandons you?
*Genie: No. There will never be a bucket list for me. I'm staying in here forever.
*Aladdin: We were messing with you pal.
*Genie: I'm going to review the food. The sandwich taste great and the waffles are delicious.
*Aladdin: Good food. I love their bacon.
*Jasmine: That biscuit with the butter taste like cinnamon.
*Aladdin: They should have cook the bread rolls for us.
*Genie: I know how you feel man.
(The guards came with Squid Baron into the table)
*Guard #1: Prince Aladdin, we found a big baby squid outside of the gate.
*Aladdin: What the?
*Squid Baron: I got my ink on my spot.
*Guard #2: What?
*Squid Baron: Goo goo ga ga.
*Genie: He look familiar.
*Jasmine: Wasn't he a member of-
*Guard #1: He look fit as a pet for you guys.
*Aladdin: Well, since we got Abu and Rajah, now we got a big baby squid on our hands.
*Jasmine: What if that squid is a trap?
*Genie: This isn't a trap, huh?
*Guard #1: Take this squid and feed him a lot of food.
*Squid Baron: *act as a baby* Sandwich.
*Genie: Sandwich? Alright. Catch! *throw the sandwich to Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: *eat the sandwich and act as a baby* More, more.
*Aladdin: He need more food.
*Jasmine: Let's feed the leftovers. *feed her leftovers to Squid Baron*
*Aladdin: Sharing is caring. *feed his leftovers to Squid Baron*
*Genie: Everyone is caring for a sharing. *feed his leftovers to Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: *burp*
*Aladdin: Ugh.
*Jasmine: Babies. They don't even cover their mouths.
*Genie: It's a baby. They're not suppose to do things when their young.
*Jasmine: If i was a baby again, then i would do the right things just like my teen self.
*Genie: You wouldn't have a friend if i were you.
*Squid Baron: Baby tentacles, daddy tentacles.
*Genie: *hold Squid Baron* Okay. What does it do. *squirt Squid Baron's ink to the wall* Ooh, sorry about that. I didn't know it squirt ink like a paint gun.
*Aladdin: Genie.
*Genie: I'm sorry. *transform to a mop cleaner* Let me clean this up. *clean the wall and transform back to his original form* Much better.
*Squid Baron: Ah.
*Aladdin: I didn't know we're having a pet squid in our palace.
*Jasmine: At least it wasn't Iago this time.
*Genie: I need some privacy please.
*Aladdin: How about you go to your room and see some privacy for yourself.
*Genie: Fine. Whatever. *go to his room with Squid Baron*
*Jasmine: Shouldn't we tell the Sultan about this?
*Aladdin: We'll clean the plates ourselves.
*Jasmine: Ugh. Whatever.
(Genie take Squid Baron to his room by placing him on the bed)
*Genie: Okay. Something is suspicious about you. How about you talk. *zap on Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Ouch! Why did you do that?
*Genie: Oh my god. You actually talk for real.
*Squid Baron: Did i get hit on the head or something?
*Genie: No butts? No coconuts?
*Squid Baron: Up butt coconut my back.
*Genie: That's okay. Make it normal.
*Squid Baron: Uh.......
*Genie: What did you do lately?
*Squid Baron: I got fired.
*Genie: Fired? From your underwater world?
*Squid Baron: I was trying to- Um........you know who i am.
*Genie: You look like someone else. Weren't you beating up Shantae and all of her friends earlier?
*Squid Baron: No. Never did i. I was eating Steak King.
*Genie: Good restaurant. Feels like McSquid's.
*Squid Baron: I got kicked out of the Tinkerbat Factory earlier and got drop off by the crocs.
*Genie: Ooh, crazy. It's a cool crime.
*Squid Baron: No it's not. Do you know what's cool about a crime? Stealing for rubies.
*Genie: Come to my lamp and i'll show you my room.
*Squid Baron: This is a lamp with a light bulb. It doesn't take you anywhere, that's plain stupid.
*Genie: No. This lamp. *show his lamp to Squid Baron* Right here.
*Squid Baron: Is that a Genie lamp? Oh wow, i surrender for a genie to come.
*Genie: But i am the Genie of the Lamp.
*Squid Baron: What?
*Genie: Yes i am. You didn't know?
*Squid Baron: No. I don't go on Wikipedia to check about ancient histories like the underwater topia of Atlantis.
*Genie: Under the sea where you sleep with the fishes and little mermaids, come right down.
*Squid Baron: Where?
*Genie: You know where.
*Squid Baron: The bottom of the ocean?
*Genie: Nope. That. *poof himself and Squid Baron to the lamp*
(Genie and Squid Baron are inside of the lamp with a unique living room, kitchen, garden, spa, bedroom and bathroom)
*Squid Baron: Wow. Is this paradise or a hospital bedroom?
*Genie: Welcome to my lamp!
*Squid Baron: This is actually a lamp and a place? Wow. This is like adopting a room for Webkinz World.
*Genie: Take a look around here. This is the living room. This is where you relax and watch TV. Let's turn on the news. *turn on the news for the weather report by Genie*
*News Reporter: *on TV* This just in. We have a 90% chance of rain with a bunch of raining squids flying around the land of Agrabah. What a wacky woozy world this is. It feels like we're getting a storm with a chance of meatballs falling right out of the sky.
*Squid Baron: Meatballs. I hate meatballs.
*Genie: You can change the channel with this remote if you don't like the channel we're watching.
*Squid Baron: It's okay. Just keep the channel going and don't change it.
*Genie: Alright. Come with me to the living room.
*Squid Baron: I thought we were here.
*Genie: Just kidding. Walk to the kitchen.
*Squid Baron: Fine.
(Genie and Squid Baron walk into the kitchen)
*Genie: This is the kitchen, but we also like to call it the dining room.
*Squid Baron: What about it?
*Genie: It has all the chairs and delicious food at the kitchen.
*Squid Baron: Something is cooking.
*Genie: We're not cooking anything right now. I haven't even start cooking at my lamp yet. Also, i already ate.
*Squid Baron: I ate too.
*Genie: You were there.
*Squid Baron: I know. You feed me along with a prince and princess.
*Genie: I know that. Next up, the garden.
*Squid Baron: The garden is in the lamp?
*Genie: Yep. It's inside.
(Genie and Squid Baron walk into the garden to see flowers blooming into the grass)
*Genie: The garden is where i plant the flowers with love.
*Squid Baron: The roses and sunflowers bloom on the grass.
*Genie: It's pretty sweet, right?
*Squid Baron: It feels warm like a cherry blossom.
*Genie: Let's go to the bathroom.
*Squid Baron: What?
(Genie and Squid Baron went to the bathroom)
*Squid Baron: What is this? This look like a public bathroom where there's like three doors at the same time.
*Genie: This is an emergency. If you need to pee ink, then do it quick.
*Squid Baron: I'm good.
*Genie: Good. Now we're going to the spa.
(At the spa, there is a pool and a statue which is shaped just like Genie)
*Genie: Welcome to the spa. Need a break, have a seat in the water.
*Squid Baron: Is this a pool? Cause i can see your face and the hand that look a lot like yours.
*Genie: It's a statue. Need lemon pieces on your eyes?
*Squid Baron: My eyes are big. They won't fit into my eyes during break.
*Genie: You don't like breaks, do you?
*Squid Baron: Nope.
*Genie: Next room please.
(Genie and Squid Baron made it into the bedroom)
*Genie: This is my bedroom. This is where i sleep for the night, not as much as staying in the surface world.
*Squid Baron: Is there a bed for me?
*Genie: Just one. Only one bed for a person.
*Squid Baron: No little beds for anything?
*Genie: Nah.
*Squid Baron: And the pillows?
*Genie: They're for sleeping. Are you in your mind or your in my lamp?
*Squid Baron: That doesn't matter what i was trying to say.
*Genie: This is where we sleep. This is going to be your room for the day.
*Squid Baron: I thought this is your lamp.
*Genie: This is my lamp. But i'm going to sleep in my own bedroom in the palace. You sleep inside of my lamp.
*Squid Baron: Well great. Look like my big shiny face is going to fit into that bed.
*Genie: Good luck with that. Anything special i want to put into your guest room?
*Squid Baron: I always want to have the perfect Christmas of my life. Please?
*Genie: It's Christmas? I didn't know it was the holidays when the snow is suppose to drop in the ground like a water drop.
*Squid Baron: I want Christmas decorations in my room. Also, i want a bunch of warp squids so i don't have to be alone in some scary place i never been to.
*Genie: My lamp isn't scary. The only scary place you're referring to is the haunted mansion.
*Squid Baron: It doesn't rhyme. It only act like a goosebumps area.
*Genie: You're wish is requested. *make Christmas decorations all over the room and a bunch of Warp Squids in the room*
*Squid Baron: My babies! You made my babies!
*Genie: Are you happy now?
*Squid Baron: Yes i am.
*Genie: Woo hoo. Live it the life. Now i'm just going to catch up with Aladdin and Jasmine and have fun. No messes til i get back.
*Squid Baron: The squid is on duty.
*Genie: I'm watching you in my mind. I mean it! Good day. *warp out of the lamp*
*Squid Baron: What a big blue genie.
(Genie arrive back at the palace from the lamp)
*Genie: Ooo wee, what a tight tour.
*Aladdin: Hey Genie. What took you so long?
*Genie: I made the big squid talk and he's inside of my lamp.
*Jasmine: Why is he inside of your lamp?
*Genie: To have a place to relax. You know, guests come over and feel free to relax in their rooms.
*Aladdin: You know he's a pet, right?
*Genie: It's not our pet. It came right out of the gate.
*Jasmine: Then who's pet is it?
(Iago came into the room by the door)
*Genie: Iago?
*Iago: Sorry i'm late. Some whoop threw a coconut at me. Or wasn't it a ball? What's wrong with these guys nowadays?
*Aladdin: Iago, glad to make it back. Did you try the buffet?
*Iago: I didn't try the buffet. The flamingos were splashing water at me.
*Genie: Like a party in the summer?
*Iago: You don't get why i mean, do you?
*Genie: Never heard of it.
*Jasmine: Oh well, how about we sit and relax at the living room.
*Genie: Good idea. But hey, i can't leave the lamp on the ground.
*Aladdin: Don't worry about your lamp.
*Genie: *place the lamp on the bed* Good. Now let's go.
*Jasmine: You got some fast timing there.
*Genie: I almost save a room for you three at the big sofa.
*Iago: Great. I hope the pillows are there to soft me up.
(Back at the lamp, Squid Baron is sitting on the bed with a bunch of warp squids)
*Squid Baron: Ah, my babies. I'm so glad that you all made it for the special holidays.
*Warp Squids: *giggle*
*Squid Baron: Let's have some fun. For real.
*Warp Squids: *giggle*
*Squid Baron: You seem to giggle. Are you alright?
*Warp Squids: *giggle*
*Squid Baron: Okay. Now it's fun time.
*Warp Squids: *giggle*
(Squid Baron is seen playing ping pong with the warp squids)
*Squid Baron: Are you ready for a fascinating game of all-time?
*Warp Squid #1: I wanna play.
*Warp Squid #2: Let's go.
*Squid Baron: *throw the ball and hit it with the squids*
*Warp Squid #1: *hit the ball*
*Squid Baron: *hit the ball*
*Warp Squid #2: *hit the ball*
*Squid Baron: That's more like it.
(Squid Baron is blowing bubblegum as high and pop the blowing bubblegum. Squid Baron then play targets with the squids as he throw the darts on the targets.)
*Squid Baron: It's a big game made for big squids.
*Warp Squid #3: *burp*
*Squid Baron: I have one more dart left. And it need to score on gold. Alright, let me score to a hundred. *throw the dart to the target* Yes! High score!
*Warp Squid #4: Woo!
*Squid Baron: *spin around* Wee, this is a miracle.
(Squid Baron relax in the pool with the warp squids)
*Squid Baron: Ah. Who knew this place is a spa?
*Warp Squid #5: I'm in love with it.
*Warp Squid #6: Why it's so hot?
*Squid Baron: That's what a spa is suppose to be. Wait a minute, it's no jacuzzi. Isn't the water suppose to be warm? Nah, it's just the temperature.
*Warp Squid #6: Meh.
(Squid Baron sit with the warp squids in the living room, relaxing on the sofa)
*Squid Baron: Ah, i'm walking on sunshine.
*Warp Squid #1: I want some TV.
*Squid Baron: TV? Yes. Now it is time to watch the TV! *turn on the TV with a nice view of a beach*
*Warp Squid #2: What is this?
*Squid Baron: Is this the only channel we can watch? It's a sunny day on the beach.
*Warp Squid #3: Why can't we play some music?
*Squid Baron: The TV has music. Channels have music too. You don't mind, do you?
*Warp Squid #4: We want actual music.
*Squid Baron: Like a song?
*Warp Squid #1: You said it. A song!
*Squid Baron: Yes! I know what you guys are talking about. Do you want a song to play?
*Warp Squids: Yes we do!
*Squid Baron: I can hear my feedback from you squids. Today, we're going to play some music! Play the radio!
*Warp Squid #1: Yes sir. *play the radio*
*Squid Baron: I'm going to like this one. This is a holiday classic and Christmas' favorite song of the year. *singing* Happy holiday.
*Warp Squids: Happy holiday.
*Squid Baron: Happy holiday.
*Warp Squids: Happy holiday.
*Squid Baron:
While the merry bells keep ringing
Happy holiday to you
*Warp Squids: Happy holiday, Happy holiday.
*Squid Baron:
It's the holiday season
And Santa Claus is coming 'round
The Christmas snow is white on the ground
When old Santa gets into town
He'll be coming down the chimney, down
*Warp Squids: He'll be coming down the chimney, down.
*Squid Baron:
It's the holiday season
And Santa Claus has got a toy
For every good girl and good little boy
Santa's a great big bundle of joy
When he's coming down the chimney, down
*Warp Squids: When he's coming down the chimney, down.
*Squid Baron:
He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
And lots of goodies for you and for me
So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
Hanging on the Christmas tree
*Warp Squids: It's the holiday season, the holiday season.
*Squid Baron:
So hoop-de-do and dickory dock
And don't forget to hang up your sock
'Cause just exactly at twelve o'clock
He'll be coming down the chimney, down
*Warp Squids: He'll be coming down the chimney, down.
*Squid Baron:
He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
And lots of goodies for you and for me
So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
Hanging on the Christmas tree
*Warp Squids: It's the holiday season, the holiday season.
*Squid Baron:
So hoop-de-do and dickory dock
And don't forget to hang up your sock
'Cause just exactly at twelve o'clock
He'll be coming down the chimney
Coming down the chimney
Coming down the chimney, down
Happy holiday
*Warp Squids: Happy holiday.
*Squid Baron:
Happy holiday
While the merry bells keep ringing
Happy holiday to you!
*Warp Squids: *cheer*
*Squid Baron: Thank you. Thank you very much. You guys are fantastic. I love your performance. Candy burgers for everyone! *throw the candy burger bag on the floor*
*Warp Squids: *jump into the candy burger bag*
*Squid Baron: I gotta warn you. It got corn flakes with marshmallows, gummy worms and chocolate cups with peanut butter. I know you all love that sweet sweet. Let's eat! *eat the candy burgers with the warp squids*
(Back at the Tinkerbat Factory, Jafar burn up all the chickens on the stove at the kitchen as Risky Boots walk by)
*Jafar: Risky Boots, do you want me to place the chickens in the oven?
*Risky Boots: You just use them with your magic. You cook it. Once we invite everyone for dinner, we'll eat and enjoy our food while we announce to find the hidden treasure to destroy the worlds for Christmas.
*Jafar: Aren't you going to tell them that we're going out to look for a secret treasure?
*Risky Boots: It doesn't matter. The secret is between you and me. Every Baron is invited, except for that creep Squid Baron.
*Jafar: Glad we won't be needing him on our side anymore.
*Risky Boots: He's a waste of time and a disgrace to the Baron team. He always break the 4th wall by making dull references that no one has even heard about.
*Jafar: Lucky, he hasn't even break a 5th wall with a wrecking ball yet.
*Risky Boots: No matter the bird hatch from the egg, we're about to set up lunch.
*Jafar: We'll be ready in seconds.
*Risky Boots: Captain, start calling every Baron over.
*Tinkerbat Captain: How many Barons are there?
*Risky Boots: Most recently, we got four. One is out and nowadays, we got three. There were more barons around the world, but we haven't even found all of them yet in the whole entire planet.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Do i call Hypno Baron and everyone else?
*Risky Boots: Just the Barons! Not the dummies like the zombies! I already got a zombie locked up in a cage.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Okay. I pray to the queen. I'll be on my work.
*Risky Boots: No missed calls.
*Jafar: Otherwise, i'll warp them over.
*Risky Boots: I think he got this.
(Tinkerbat Captain is in the computer, calling every Baron to come over to the Tinkerbat Factory)
*Tinkerbat Captain: Oh, hello. Is this thing on? I am the Tinkerbat Captain of the Tinkerbat Factory. I need all the Barons at the Tinkerbat Factory for a great lunch with Risky Boots and Jafar together. Come on down and have a great lunch with us for the holidays.
(The background song "Bankrobber" by The Clash plays as the portals open up with every Baron coming over. Two of the Barons brought in their henchmen over except for Hypno Baron as they made it to the big table.)
*Risky Boots: Hello there my friends.
*Hypno Baron: Risky Boots, we come for a special meeting.
*Jafar: Actually, you're all here to eat. I prepare all the food for you guys.
*Ammo Baron: Where is that Squid Baron guy? He should have been here by now.
*Risky Boots: Shh, we don't talk about him here.
*Ammo Baron: But he's a member of our group.
*Techno Baron: He was at my factory earlier. Things have changed. Let's eat now.
*Ammo Baron: He's missing out on the big dinner.
*Risky Boots: Just sit. Like a gentleman.
*Ammo Baron: I won't worry about him.
*Risky Boots: You shouldn't. I didn't have to care for all of my henchmen on my fleet. *sit on the table*
*Hypno Baron: Is this poison apple? I love poison apple. It's a curse from the inside.
*Ammo Baron: The bread sticks are kinda soft.
*Risky Boots: They are suppose to look soft. Just eat them like eating a soft pretzel.
*Ammo Baron: *eat the bread sticks* Not bad, eh.
*Techno Baron: I love eating chicken. Why it isn't turkey this time?
*Jafar: That's for Thanksgiving. For Christmas, we cook a meal related to the holiday.
*Techno Baron: It doesn't taste anything like turkey.
*Barracuda Joe: The cinnamon rolls are always my favorite. What does it has. Frosting.
*Jafar: You mean like icing?
*Barracuda Joe: It's both. It rhymes with this bun.
*Techno Baron: Thank you for the food. Are you happy about defeating Shantae and her friends?
*Risky Boots: Squid Baron did the job, not me.
*Ammo Baron: Well, he should have been with us the whole time.
*Risky Boots: Um, i think he's pooping at one of the sea clams on the bottom of the ocean.
*Ammo Baron: The bottom of the ocean? They should be at the ground which is the sand.
*Risky Boots: It's still the bottom of the ocean, duh.
*Jafar: Ahem, we got a special announcement to make.
*Risky Boots: Jafar, not now. You're going to spoil the surprise.
*Jafar: Trust me honey, we'll reveal the secret.
*Techno Baron: You got a secret about me?
*Jafar: It's something else. We're going to discover the secret treasure on Saliva Island.
*Risky Boots: What?
*Everyone: Ooh.
*Risky Boots: Uh, it's okay. It's a place where Twitch and Vinegar take a shower on.
*Ammo Baron: Are you talking about my girls? They went on tour to see a live performance on Red Day.
*Risky Boots: You like that band? Ugh, it's just one of those boy bands that make me puke on a bucket.
*Jafar: Read my lips, we're all going together.
*Ammo Baron: Ding ding ding. That's what i was going to say.
*Hypno Baron: Oh brother, you got to be kidding me. I thought we were going to a haunted house.
*Risky Boots: Halloween's over you numbskull. We're going to the island we asked for.
*Techno Baron: But we didn't ask to go to a island to invade like Club Penguin Island or Yoshi's Island.
*Jafar: They're from other dimensions. There is one island where the zombies live, but me and Risky Boots kill them all the other day.
*Hypno Baron: Then, they came back to life because, they're all undead!
*Ammo Baron: Who want to see another pun joke?
*Risky Boots: No. Get going on my ship.
*Ammo Baron: Right now? But we just started eating for like two minutes.
*Jafar: It's our decision and this woman own the factory, not you or the crocodile.
*Techno Baron: Hey. I'm a small little crocodile with a big factory.
*Risky Boots: Start the ship my friends.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Does it need gas to sail on the seas?
*Risky Boots: It's a pirate ship. It doesn't fill up gas. Only vehicles do.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Blah blah blah.
*Risky Boots: Don't disobey to your captain.
*Tinkerbat Captain: But i am captain.
*Risky Boots: It doesn't mean who's the captain is. Neither one of them is captain.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Well congratulations Captain Obvious, you're the grand prize winner of 2017!
*Risky Boots: Move it or beat it.
*Hypno Baron: The food sweetheart. What about the food?
*Risky Boots: I have fruit bars at my barrels.
*Hypno Baron: I knew it.
*Jafar: Once we find the treasure, we'll charge it up to destroy a world.
*Risky Boots: Better or never. We're going in.
(The background song end and back at the prison cell, Shantae, Sky, Rottytops and Bolo are still trapped in the cage)
*Rottytops: That lock is too heavy to open up.
*Shantae: She got a really powerful lock to open in.
*Rottytops: But it's not opening up.
*Shantae: That's how locks work.
*Rottytops: This stinks. Look like we're never going back to Scuttle Town.
*Bolo: We're suppose to return a volleyball to the beach. Once the lifeguards find out, we're screwed and end up on a smelly locker with stinky socks.
*Sky: Don't feel embarrassed. We'll get out of this hellhole as soon as possible.
*Shantae: There's no AC to sneak out of the cage.
*Bolo: Wait, Shantae, you got powers. Maybe you can get us out of the cage for good.
*Shantae: I can't. My hair isn't strong enough to break the cage out of misery.
*Rottytops: Nah, who need hair when you got a head to fit out like a blob.
*Sky: Rotty, your head isn't going to stick out of the cage.
*Rottytops: Are you nuts bird-brain? A slice of ham can fit out, so does a slice of cheese.
*Sky: Don't play dumb with me smelly brains.
*Rottytops: I got one brain on you.
*Sky: I'm smarter than you. What kind of student are you?
*Rottytops: Student? I already graduated. You guys still go to school, right?
*Bolo: We're in the middle of finishing up our school year.
*Shantae: We're in Winter Break already. So nothing bad can happen to us.
*Sky: Yeah and our lips are moving.
*Rottytops: My lips are moving. Does anyone have some lipstick on?
*Shantae: Ooh, maybe we can burst out in song.
*Bolo: Burst out in song? Come on, every time we make a plan, you always burst out into music like falling into a musical number.
*Shantae: All of this music is coming out of my head. How about we sing on break?
*Sky: Good idea.
*Bolo: Here we go again.
*Shantae: *put on lipstick and pass out the lipstick to Sky*
*Sky: *put on lipstick* Bolo?
*Bolo: I'm not a girl.
*Sky: Rotty, don't you dare break this one up. *pass out the lipstick to Rottytops*
*Rottytops: Thank you very much my dearest friend. *put on lipstick and sing*
Girl, look at me in my face
Tell me that you're not just about this bass
You really think I could be replaced
Nah, I come from a dead grave
And I'm a classy girl, I'mma hold it up
You're full of something but it ain't love
And what we got, straight overdue
Go find somebody new
*Sky:
You can buy me diamond earrings and deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny, deny-ny
But I smell her on your collar so goodbye-bye-bye, bye-bye-bye
*Shantae:
I know you lie
'Cause your lips are moving
Tell me do you think I'm dumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Talking around in circles with your tongue
I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk
Saying how I'm your number one
But I know you lie
'Cause your lips are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done
*Rottytops: If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving
*Sky: If your lips are moving, then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', baby.
*Shantae: If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving.
*Bolo: If your lips are moving, then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', baby.
*Sky: Bolo, you're not even a girl.
*Bolo: Sorry. I was messing with you all.
*Shantae: Continue the song.
*Rottytops:
Hey baby don't you bring them tears
'Cause it's too late, too late baby
You only love me when you're here
You're so two-faced, two-faced babe
*Sky: You can buy me diamond earrings and deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny, deny-ny.
*Shantae: But I smell her on your collar so goodbye-bye-bye, bye-bye-bye.
*Rottytops:
I know you lie
'Cause your lips are moving
Tell me do you think I'm dumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Talking around in circles with your tongue
I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk
Saying how I'm your number one
But I know you lie
'Cause your lips are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done
*Bolo: *rock on with a guitar* Come on, say!
*Rottytops: If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving
*Sky: If your lips are moving, then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', baby.
*Shantae: If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving.
*Rottytops: If your lips are moving, then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', baby.
*Shantae:
I know you lie
'Cause your lips are moving
Tell me do you think I'm dumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Talking around in circles with your tongue
I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk
Saying how I'm your number one
But I know you lie
'Cause your lips are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done
*Tinkerbat Captain: *open the door to distract the song* Hey! No singing in here! Most of us are trying to pack up!
*Shantae: Oh sorry my dear. Most of us are trying to have fun.
*Tinkerbat Captain: There is no fun in here. You guys are trapped for the rest of your lives.
*Sky: I want my Wrench back! I'm going to find that big red squid and pop him like a water balloon.
*Tinkerbat Captain: He's gone. Really really gone. He went back to the ocean and never return.
*Sky: Liar. We can find the ocean and beat him up to death.
*Tinkerbat Captain: While we're gone. The cameras are watching you and don't you dare escape without permission. Oh wait, there is no permission.
*Bolo: No permission? Can we get out already? We been stuck for hours.
*Tinkerbat Captain: It doesn't matter. Wait until your execution day.
*Bolo: Execution day? We can't stay here like this. We have families back home.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Too bad for them. I hope they remember you.
*Risky Boots: Captain, stop annoying the meddling kids and get on the ship already!
*Tinkerbat Captain: See you at midnight. *boop on Bolo's nose* Boop. *leave the place and close the door*
*Bolo: We gotta get out of here.
*Shantae: Don't worry Bolo. As the four of us together, we'll break out free and avoid getting caught by one of the cameras.
*Sky: If one of them as a alarm sound in it, i'm out.
*Rottytops: I'll hide on a barrel roll.
*Shantae: Let's go to the drawing wall and discuss how to escape like a superhero.
(Back with Risky Boots' crew, the Barons are preparing the pirate ship on the dock area)
*Risky Boots: Pull up the anchor.
*Techno Baron: *pull up the anchor* It's heavy like a loot box.
*Risky Boots: Loot boxes aren't that big. They're small like tissue boxes.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Risky Boots, i'm back.
*Risky Boots: Did the kids escape?
*Tinkerbat Captain: Nope.
*Risky Boots: Did you just went to the fridge to grab something?
*Tinkerbat Captain: I was hungry for apple slices. Gotta eat a snack before sailing.
*Risky Boots: Lead the men, captain.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Alright.
*Jafar: *create a map to Saliva Island* There's the map. This is where the treasure is hidden between the water falls.
*Risky Boots: This is the perfect shot to get the hidden treasure.
*Hypno Baron: What if the hidden treasure turn out to be a trap?
*Risky Boots: Trust me. It won't be a trap after 15 failed attempts to catch a gem.
*Hypno Baron: Shoot. I thought we were going to get killed by spears.
*Risky Boots: Start sailing the ship!
*Tinkerbat Captain: A pirate's life for me! *start sailing the ship to the ocean*
*Ammo Baron: Yes! Now we're heading to the seven seas.
*Barracuda Joe: Aren't there suppose to be five?
*Ammo Baron: There are seven like seven Dagron Balls in the Oubliette of Suffering.
*Barracuda Joe: I thought they were hidden all over the planet.
*Ammo Baron: Most of the times. They're not used for wishes like a genie in a bottle.
*Barracuda Joe: This beat my guts out.
(Back at the Palace of Agrabah, Genie, Aladdin and Jasmine relax on the living room by sitting on the big sofa together)
*Aladdin: Ah, isn't it feel so good to relax our lives out?
*Jasmine: This holiday is going to be great.
*Genie: Who needed a break after doing all the hard work from going to adventures.
*Iago: Not me. I have to work out with the other birds all year long. Even the chickens are being bossy.
*Genie: Oh Iago, don't feel bad about yourself. We got other birds like you to hang around with.
*Iago: Do you think i'm the only parrot in Agrabah that should have hang out on a pirate's shoulder's at all times?
*Genie: No. I don't think you worked with a pirate once.
*Iago: I did? Oh well, that's accurate.
*Aladdin: Abu and Rajah are always there for you. Maybe you can play with them for a little while.
*Iago: Last time when the Mardi Gras festival was on, Sky has a pet bird on her hand and that bird doesn't even know how to talk.
*Jasmine: Not all birds can talk. Do you expect for a eagle to talk to you?
*Iago: Uh....never mind.
*Genie: Whoa whoa whoa. Stop right there. You're not going anywhere.
*Iago: Uh oh, what did i do wrong?
*Genie: Did you eat the buffet food?
*Iago: Buffet food? You didn't even tell me about a buffet earlier.
*Genie: Go get them. The food is waiting for you.
*Iago: Ah, food. I hope they have bird seeds and bamboo to feed on.
*Jasmine: Don't eat too much, otherwise, you get fat.
*Iago: I'm not a chicken.
*Genie: Silly little bird, he's always angry and funny at the same time.
*Aladdin: Pretty much like a grandpa bird.
*Genie: Ha.
(Back at Sequin Land, Risky Boots and Jafar's fleet is sailing with the ship to the seven seas as they are heading to Saliva Island)
*Jafar: The fresh seas with a clean ocean. Saliva Island should be a half-hour away.
*Risky Boots: This is very convincing. No seagull will honk around the coast. Unless a octopus is there, waiting for a seagull to get splat on.
*Hypno Baron: We're pretty doing great, right boss?
*Risky Boots: Do you mind?
*Hypno Baron: Oh, sorry about that.
*Techno Baron: The fresh bottom of the ocean is going to be nice.
*Risky Boots: Do you need any mermaid around here?
*Techno Baron: No mermaids, wonderful. Otherwise, we would have to use the human girls to place them in a big can.
*Risky Boots: You did that last time and it almost make me wanna puke in a jar!
*Hypno Baron: The smell inside is the fish's skin. What were you thinking?
*Techno Baron: You were there when i was capturing the girls?
*Hypno Baron: Don't make your friend groan.
*Ammo Baron: My girls would be captured at first when the big race was being set up in the sky.
*Risky Boots: Stay focus on the ocean. No one should see a shark swimming by.
*Jafar: Move the ship faster.
*Techno Baron: Aye aye grand vizier. *pull the rope to wind the flags* Oops.
*Risky Boots: Moron. Hypno, go speed up the ship.
*Hypno Baron: We'll get to the island in seconds. *use his powers to speed the ship up*
*Techno Baron: Whoa! *slip* Slow down! I'm trying to hold down the flags.
*Hypno Baron: Too bad, you're not helping along.
*Techno Baron: Darn it. I was a expert on building ships!
(The ship went fast and arrive at Saliva Island by slowing down the ship a little)
*Hypno Baron: There we are. That was quick of a adventure.
*Risky Boots: Ah ha. We finally did it. We found the treasure's location.
*Jafar: Follow us. Tinkerbats, make sure you guard the ship while we're gone. Grunts, you stay too with them.
*Techno Baron: Don't break nothing while i'm gone.
*Risky Boots: Move it Techno Moron!
*Techno Baron: I'm coming! No spills and no fish whipping during work. See ya.
*Techno Grunt #1: What kind of boss is that?
*Techno Grunt #2: He's pretty crazy.
(Risky Boots and Jafar's gang walk into the jungle of Saliva Island)
*Ammo Baron: Just in case a predator come in our way, i got my shotgun to shoot at the biggest beasts on Earth.
*Risky Boots: No predator will prey on us.
*Jafar: Hypno, did you see any treasure around this area?
*Hypno Baron: *locate the treasure* I see it in my own eyes.
*Risky Boots: You're just in your mind. Where is the treasure?
*Hypno Baron: I found it. It's on that cave we're going to.
*Risky Boots: You just predict it and now we're going.
*Hypno Baron: Thank you very much your highness.
*Risky Boots: I'm not a princess, i'm a queen!
(Inside of the cave, we found the treasure, shaped as a aqua shaped-sphere gem with coins sitting by on the ground)
*Risky Boots: Jackpot. Come to mama.
*Hypno Baron: You're suppose to get it. You have legs.
*Risky Boots: I can walk you ghost freak!
*Hypno Baron: Hold it there. I'm no ghost, i'm a demon slayer.
*Risky Boots: Whatever you are, scam off my way. *walk to the treasure and grab the gem* At last, the gem's ours.
(The archers sneak in and shoot bow arrows at Risky Boots as Jafar notice the attack and freeze the bow arrows as he hold Risky from the attack)
*Risky Boots: What are you doing?
*Jafar: Archers!
*Risky Boots: What?
(The bow arrows unfreeze to land on the ground as the Archers jump, shooting bow arrows everywhere)
*Jafar: Make way to the ship quick!
*Ammo Baron: Go go go!
*Risky Boots: The diamond. Grab the gem you stupid.
*Jafar: *laser on all the archers and drop Risky* Done.
*Risky Boots: *grab the gem* You shouldn't grab it while i do the holding.
*Jafar: But i was holding you. This isn't a coincidence.
*Risky Boots: Oh brother, now we got more.
(More archers block the way as they hold their arrows to the both of them)
*Risky Boots: We'll make a move out. Run!
*Jafar: *use his staff to flame at the archers*
(The archers are seen at the trees, shooting bow arrows to the gang as Hypno Baron destroy most of the bow arrows)
*Hypno Baron: Thieves.
*Ammo Baron: They don't look like thieves to me. *shoot on every archers*
*Techno Baron: The ship! They're going to block the ship and most of our members are in there.
*Ammo Baron: Don't worry. The big bulky guy got this. *shoot at all the archers* Start the ship!
*Tinkerbat Captain: Make way home!
*Hypno Baron: *open a hole to warp the group to the ship and close the portal* Good.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Turn left! Turn left!
*Barracuda Joe: Wait! We forgot Risky Boots and Jafar.
*Ammo Baron: What about them! *hit Joe* You shouldn't left them out while we were being chased by archers.
*Barracuda Joe: Ow. Don't hit me.
(Risky Boots and Jafar stop by the beach while the ship is being sailed out)
*Risky Boots: Ugh! You a-holes! What about us!
*Jafar: Are you going to swear?
*Risky Boots: Don't make me say the F-word to you.
*Jafar: Don't you dare.
*Archers: *run after the villains*
*Risky Boots: Throw the gem to the ship!
*Jafar: *throw the gem to the ship*
*Tinkerbat Captain: *hold the gem* Hurry up!
*Jafar: Do not stop! We'll take care of these ladies. *shoot at the archers*
*Risky Boots: Why can't we warp like Hypno Baron did.
*Jafar: Eureka. *open the portal to the ship*
*Risky Boots: *shoot at the archers to avoid from jumping to the portal*
*Jafar: *get in the portal* Jump!
*Risky Boots: I'm all out of ammo.
*Jafar: Jump, now!
*Risky Boots: They're running after me.
*Jafar: Ugh. *grab Risky to the ship and close the portal down* That was a close one. Never going there again.
*Risky Boots: You idiot. Why did you grab my arm!?
*Jafar: I was trying to save you.
*Risky Boots: You could have cut my arm off like Rottytops' deadly body.
*Jafar: I don't wanna lose you. We were almost left out.
*Risky Boots: I loathe you!
*Jafar: I loathe you too.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Settle down you two. I got the gem.
*Risky Boots: You got the gem at last. Good. Now we're setting off to home.
*Tinkerbat Captain: At your service.
*Jafar: What about me? I did all the hard work for you.
*Risky Boots: You disappoint me one last time.
*Jafar: Don't make me tell Feather God on you or he'll turn us to shards.
*Risky Boots: All of our members will be shards once we fail against Shantae and Aladdin.
*Jafar: You know what? You're right. We always lose. After Shantae comes back to beat us all, we'll be in shard meat for nothing.
*Risky Boots: I don't wanna talk to you for a moment.
*Jafar: Risky, wait. I didn't mean you. I was being jealous of your actions when we got into the island.
*Hypno Baron: Don't. Let's have a talk.
*Jafar: I need to talk to my captain.
*Hypno Baron: She's having a moment.
*Risky Boots: A very big moment.
*Techno Baron: Those archers were hot. Are you blowing it?
*Risky Boots: No.
*Techno Baron: Um, okay. Let me have some privacy time at the barrel shack.
TO BE CONTINUED
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