Happy Valentine's Day

Musical guest: Bo Bice
guests - Claire Danes, Lauren Conrad and Alexz Johnson
== Quotes ==
NARRATOR: Assume the crashing position. Hold on tight. Take a big breath. For the heartful party extravaganza  characters even Valentine's Day combined. Let's open this Valentine's Day card. Here's your 1996 cupids of Kablam; HENRY AND JUNE! With the kids who won’t tell annoying jokes, TEAM ERICA!
(both hosts dancing) (they spinning back to the card)
Henry: Salutations, Kablamoonies. Welcome to a Valentine’s Day episode of...
Henry and June: KABLAM!
Ryan: On this wonderful even hearty holiday of the year, the silvers host together last year. He loved her with a heart, especially meeting each other.
(heart pops out and pounding a lot) 
June: GET BACK HERE!
(heart gasps and going back inside Erica's body) 
HENRY: We got around 3 tales to give you about romance even funnies as well. Like the last time, I wash her Dad's car.
JUNE'S DAD: Okay, slugger, help me to wash this car.
HENRY: Okay, sir.
(he hold the hose until he blocked it with his foot) (water pressure pops of Henry and smashed the
window) 
JUNE'S DAD: If you be so kind to fix my smashed up window? 
HENRY: Yes, sir.
Declan: Boy, that's one cracked up to be. (laughs softly) I love it when you're making me laugh. 
Holly: Guess I the luckiest laughable kind of girl. (steps on the wire and fell)
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (CRASH!) 
Declan: Ain't she sweet? And talking about sweetness, we got 2 guys to teach us about romance. Even embrassing moments, too. 
June: IT'S SNIZ AND FONDUE! 
SNIZ: Hey, Fondurino, you're in a excitingly cheerful after watching Shapiro
today. What's up?
FONDUE: Snizarino, I'm getting prepared for my wonderful date today.
So I don't want you to spy on us, compradrama? 
SNIZ: No sweat. I won't do anything like that.
(he got his finger for lying as he winking) 
(LATER AT THE DE LOVE RESTUARANT)
JESSIE: FONDUE! 
FONDUE: HEY, JESSIE! 
(both kissing and hugging)
SNIZ: (got his binoculars on) Geez, guys, get a Hotel room and be disgusted
from your disgustingness. 
FONDUE: So what's happening now?
JESSIE: Just waiting for you and doing the reservations for us both.
So please do tell about your family.
FONDUE: Well, there's my little bro just doing wacky things in his spare time.
SNIZ: WACKY!?! I'll show him. (zips)  
JESSIE: Seems pretty cool to have a younger brother around.
I wanna see him in person. 
SNIZ: (waiter) Madam, may I intrest you for a appetizer?
JESSIE: Sounds wonderful.
FONDUE: There's something about that character I can easily described. 
SNIZ: Coming right up. 
(zips) (he tripped soup on Fondue) (he screams while Jessie laughs hysterically) 
(Fondue growls)
SNIZ: Do you worry, Misuier, I'll get your another soup. 
FONDUE: As I were saying before I was rudely interrupted, he always be my
special one of a kind bro. Wish he's stopping from his...
(soup spilled again) (Fondue screams) (she's laughing) 
FONDUE: WHAT ALL THE ODDS!?! 
JESSIE: Listen, Fondue, there's a pizzeria place next door.
Let's try it out there. 
FONDUE: Sure.
(both walking away) 
SNIZ: I got a brand new soup.
Hey, where did they go?
CHEF: AHEM! You owe me 3 new soups from the mess you're making.
SNIZ: Heh, heh, heh. (pours soup on him) YOW! 
(BAGGIO'S PIZZERIA) (both eating cheese pizza til they kissing together) 
(Sniz sighs of happiness and sniffs a little) (he walks away) (both saw Sniz feeling sad
as both of them unhappy) (Jessie gots a idea) 
FONDUE: SNIZ!
SNIZ: Yeah? OH, NO! I shouldn't be here or maybe I don't wanna spy on you.
Well....I'm so sorry.
FONDUE: We understand how you feel. And we got someone who wants to meet you.
JESSIE: Sniz, meet my younger sister, Lea.
LEA: Hey, there, cutie.
SNIZ: SNAP ME DOWN! YIPPIE! HOORAY! (spins out of control) (slams on the wall) 
LEA: He's funny.
(all laughing) (all walking around happily with hearts flying) 
JUNE: Pretty romantic, huh? 
Erica: In most places to go on a romantic evening, try to order Chinese food. It's much safer. 
HENRY: Love it. Love all the kind of foods to eat.  
Corey: Aww, here's a red colored Fortune Cookie and smells pretty good. Hmm. What kind of fortune I'm getting now? 
(opens the cookie) 
HENRY: "You about to get your head busted by a rock." Huh?
(rock on him) 
HENRY: (muffles) Stupid Fortune Cookie.  
JUNE: Oh, Henroid. Hmm. 
Erica: This is a interesting one. (opens the cookie) 
"Onward to those funny comedy duo of outer space.
Prometheus and Bob." 
Corey: Nice fortune, huh? 
(turns the card's page) 
NARRATOR: What you about to see it's Top Secret.
It's a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by a alien using 
a remote control's camera. 
It shows to attempt educate a Caveman.
They had been codename the Prometheus and Bob's tapes. 
(PROMETHEUS) (BOB) 
NARRATOR: Tape #126: ROMANCE.
(ROMANCE) 
(turns on the camera) (Prometheus telling Bob to get a date) 
(monkey came seeing everything) (female cavegirl taking a swim)
PROMETHEUS: Go. Go. Swim. 
(Bob went on to the water) 
BOB: AHH! (slams the camera hard) 
(picture back) 
PROMETHEUS: Come on. She's waiting for you.
BOB: Uhh... Uh...Uh...(approaching towards her) Hi.
CAVEGIRL: Hi.
BOB: (cheering til got slipped and mud on Prometheus) 
(Prometheus growls as monkey laughing) (pressing the button)
(screen snows til it's back) (both couple talking and laughing) (monkey came ruin it to Bob)
BOB: HEY! UGH! 
(Bob chasing monkey around a lot) (he got a club and bonk on her instead)
(Cavegirl smacks him down with a lump on his forehead) 
CAVEGIRL: Hmph. (walks away) 
(monkey laughs as Prometheus pressing the button) (screen back on) 
(both Cavegirl and Prometheus getting a attraction while walking away) 
(monkey laughs at Bob) (Bob growls and bumping the rock on his head also the camera) 
BOB: AHH! URGH! 
(camera smashed while snowing)
NARRATOR: END.
HENRY: Whoa. Talking about breaking his heart.
JUNE: Love hurts a lot. Come to think of it, remember the last girl you talked to?
(Henry got slammed by a teenager girl with a trash can) 
HENRY: Yeah. It does hurt even talking trash.
Anyway, if you're hurting someone's feelings say you're sorry
and everything will turn out all right. 
(Teenage girl slams him with a trash can) (Henry moan with pain) 
JUNE: Sometimes not. 
Ryan: We got one more romantic tale by the most lovable crazy girl of the neighborhood. The one who doesn't talk too much trash. It's Life With Loopy.
LOOPY: Hi, Loopy here. Valentine's Day is here and love's in the air but not for my Brother; Larry. He got heartbroken with a teenage girl named Linda. Let me tell how it all happened. 
(house shown as Larry brushing his teeth and combing his hair) 
LOOPY: It all started as Larry making perprations to go on a date.
DAD: Nicely done. Wondering you're cheerfully smiling today, Larry.
LARRY: Today is Valentine's Day. And I'm spoofing a little to get ready for my date, Linda. 
MOM: Dear, did you bring me anything for Valentine's Day this year?
DAD: Well, I got a appointment for a receptionist next door. BE RIGHT BACK!
MOM: Hmph. DUMMYHEAD!
LOOPY: Someone got struck a evil devil with a pitchfolk of uncariness.
LARRY: Excuse me, shrimp, got to meet my date. Later, shortness in standard. 
(door closing hard) 
LOOPY: (in voice) Larry may be the roughest bunch in my family but I'm gonna
investigating him with my cupid costume. 
LINDA: Hey, it's dorkwad of this generation from my Math class. What do you want?
LARRY: Thought you were my Valentine this year. And wondering if you could go out with me. 
LINDA: Well...okay. 
LARRY: YES! 
LOOPY: Hmm. A intergalatic alien is about to hurt my brother's feelings. Investigation continues as Agent Cupid. 
(Linda drinks til she spills on Larry) (Loopy growls) (Henry got his underwear attached by a chair from her) (she's laughing) (Loopy growls)
LINDA: DORK WEED! HA HA HA HA! 
LARRY: (sniffs) You don't care about me anymore. I'm going home. Happy Un-Valentine's Day, Wicked Witch of Darnation.
LINDA: GOOD! WHO NEEDS YOU! 
LOOPY: Well, got to help my booger breath. 
(she flew the arrows a lot and missing her til one did) (Linda starts falling love)
(her heart bouncing a lot when she's heading back to him)
LINDA: I NEED YOU! 
Listen, I'm so sorry for everything I did to you, Larry.
I wanna be your Valentine for a long time. Please, be my Valentine.
LARRY: Hmm.
(he saw Loopy as she winks at him with happiness) (he nods while smiling) 
(both romancing together) 
LOOPY: So it worked. Larry and Linda are happily together and for Dad, well, giving my Mom chocolates and flowers. Dad, got a heart shaped tie. 
As for me, got blocked by those dramatic, romantic movie all night long.
LARRY: QUIET, SHRIMP! WE'RE WATCHING OUR FAVORITE MOVIE!
LOOPY: (sighs) Happy Valentine's Day. 
JUNE: Well, that's all for the romantic episode of Kablam
HENRY: On contrare, my darling co-Host, we have a musical guest for all viewers at home. Please welcome...
BOTH: Bo Bice! 
(everyone applauds)
Bo Bice: The darkness comes
And sheds its light on me
It makes me feel like what we had was really nothin' at all
Now do you care, or am I in this alone
But maybe I am
Oh if I am
Remember me
Remember all the times
All those endless nights
We didn't want to sleep
Oh, remember me
And how I made you laugh
Until I made you cry
We had everything
And don't you ever forget
So this is love
It feels like agony
I want you here 'cause the thought of you with someone else is hell on earth
I can't breathe
Knowing that you don't believe
In all that we had
So all that I ask
Is remember me
Remember all the times
All those endless nights
We didn't want to sleep
Oh, remember me
And how I made you laugh
Until I made you cry
We had everything
Oh, but don't you ever forget
All of the memories are leaving me empty
Oh how I want you here right now
It gets so lonely
I need you to hold me
Everything else just brings me down
Oh yeah
Remember me
Remember all the times
All those endless nights
We didn't want to sleep
Oh remember me
And how I made you laugh
Until I made you cry
We had everything, everything
So don't you ever forget
Never never forget
Remember me 
JUNE: Happy Valentine's Day, Henry.
HENRY: Happy Valentine's Day, June. 
All: AND HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL YOU ROMANTIC KABLAMMERS! SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON KABLAM!
NARRATOR: Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. And join us next time. Same kablam time. Same kablam network.Category:Episodes