Inexperienced Land Masses

Inexperienced Land Masses is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Now you might know that Virgin Marys have no alcohol and virgin wool is unprocessed."
===Question===
Why are the Virgin Islands so named?
===Choices===
1. They're ugly.
2. They were named for the state of Virginia.
3. They were named for Queen Virginia
4. They were named for Queen Elizabeth.
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Yeah, look who's talkin'."
2. "So uh, tell me champ, how'd ya do on that fifth grade geography test?"
3. "Queen Virginia." [beat] "Nice guess."
4. "Queen Elizabeth, the virgin queen."
===Answer Quote===
"Yeah. Sure she was a virgin."
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