The Adventures of Duckman and Cornfed - Episode 1 Transcript

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== Transcript ==
Man: In a world, where talking animals live in...
Man: Duckman!!!! The Adventures of Duckman and Cornfed, based on the 1994 series
Man: And the characters you've never seen before...
(Flash sound appears)
Man: Eric T. Duckman, a really crazy, actualized detective
(Flash sound appears)
Man: Cornfed Pig, a pig who is Duckman's partner
(Flash sound appears)
Man: Bernice Florence Hufnagel, a woman who does exercising and fitness
(Flash sound appears)
Man: Ajax Duckman, a 15-year old duck who goes to high school
(Flash sound appears)
Man: Fluffy and Uranus, the most cutest teddy bears who are politically correct
(Flash sound appears)
Man: Charles and Mambo, Two-headed duck twins who searches for science
(Flash sound appears)
(The Adventures of Duckman and Cornfed logo appears)
Man: The Adventures of Duckman and Cornfed, the adult animated show that is from political mandates
(Dramatic version of Duckman theme plays and then ends)
(the title "Welcome to the World" appears and then disappears)
(Birds chirping)
(Duckman yawns)
Duckman: What a good morning! Wait a minute! Where are my glasses?
(then Duckman puts on his glasses)
Duckman: Okay, now I can see better!
(Duckman gets out of his bedroom)
(Charles and Mambo and Bernice fighting in a cloud screaming)
Duckman: Bernice? What are you doing!
(then Charles and Mambo, and Bernice said "What?!?")
Bernice: I thought you were supposed to protect us! Me, Charles and Mambo, Ajax, and you!
Duckman: Fine, I'll go already
(Duckman heads himself to the bathroom)
(then Duckman looks himself in the mirror brushing his hair)
Duckman: Look nice and shiny!
(Duckman heads himself to the living room)
Duckman: Oh, Bernice! I'm ready for work!
Bernice: Good job! Now you can go!
(Duckman opens the porch door and closes it)
Duckman: Man! What a disappointment! maybe if I can already make a disgusting choice when everyone pays another bill!
(Duckman gets in the car and opens the door and then closes it)
(Car engine starts)
(then Duckman was driving his car in the city)
Duckman: Hi frank!
Ng: Hi! I don't know.
(Duckman parks his car to the parking lot)
(Duckman opens the car door and then closes it)
(Duckman goes to the elevator and goes to each floor)
(then Duckman opens the door)
Fluffy and Uranus: Hello! Mr. Duckman!
Fluffy: Oh, Mr. Duckman! you look so beautiful!
Duckman: Thank you! I still got to go! Okay?
(Duckman shuts the door)
Fluffy: Ooh, Mr. Duckman is getting what he can deserve!
Uranus: Yeah, but that's too much! Very clever! We'll never do that again!
(Fluffy and Uranus keeps talking in their office inside the door)
Cornfed: Duckman, you left a light on in the room!
Duckman: Wait! are you kidding me?!?! Corny! The dogs said bark!
(Duckman barks like a dog maturely stupid)
(Duckman coughs)
Duckman: Corny, I think I need milk to drink!
(Cornfed throws the milk carton on Duckman's desk)
(Duckman opens the milk carton and then drinks it)
(Duckman says "Ah...")
Duckman: Belly full!
Cornfed: Duckman, you suck! Stop acting this way!