The Porcupine Incident

A black middle-aged bus driver went to the bus station one day! He got on his bus and started her up! The bus driver then left the bus station to pick up some passengers! The bus driver first picked up a teenage boy with a baseball cap! He then picked up an old lady with glasses! The bus driver then picked up many other people, including a teenage brown-skinned girl! The bus driver then picked up a mother and her baby son! The bus driver then picked up a blob of creme! Then the bus driver picked up 2 cookies! The 2 cookies headed for the creme! 1 cookie said "Excuse me!" and the other cookie said "Pardon me, buddy!" and they squashed the creme into a CremeWich! The 2 cookies and the creme then started to sing the "Squeezed in the Middle" jingle! The bus driver and the others joined in! The baby boy wrested free of his mother's hold and took a bite out of the cookie! The cookie said "Hey! He bit me!" The bus was then driving on the road when a porcupine came on the road! The bus driver did not see the porcupine until it was too late! The bus hit the porcupine, killing him! The tires of the bus were punctured by the porcupine's sharp quills and the tires exploded! The bus driver lost control! The bus went out of control! It went off a bridge and landed on a yacht! The crew of the yacht, the bus driver, the mother, the baby boy, everyone else on the bus, and the porcupine were all killed!
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