Team Dragoon Trouble/Script

Sasha is out shopping at a mall, and stops to grab a bite to eat.
Sasha: Now, where should i go? I feel like something besides Chaflick Foods.
Sasha's phone then plays a special ringtone.
Sasha: Shoot!
Sasha dives into a hidden corner and opens her phone.
Heads: Sorry to interrupt, but Tails seems to be making something with the Chaos Emeralds. Team Dragoon appears to be involved as well.
Sasha: That cannot be good.
Susan then uses her grappling wire to swing out of the mall, then pulls out a emergency Blast Spring, and launches herself towards the energy signature. As she is approaching Tails's fleet, she grappling wires the big labship's ship dock, but something detaches her wire, so she attaches to another ship and slingshots onto the labship's hull, on a skylight.
Tails: Alright! In only a minute, the Super Ray will be complete!
Silence: Hey team, we have the Agent within this vicinity. I had to detach a Grappling Wire in the ship dock.
Alan: Well, that's why we're here.
Sasha then uses Cube to break the skylight and bust in.
Silence: I told you skylights were a bad idea Tails!
Srish: Team Dragoon, Attack!
As Team Dragoon charge in to attack, Sasha fire a Grappling Wire at the Super Ray, but it's literally cut short by the Lightcutter Claws. Sasha tries again with Laser, but Dria shoots her out of it.
Sasha: How did you-?!
Dria: Funny thing. In our world, a traitor of ours gave Eggman a ton of Wispons, which he incorporated into Badniks. After that whole mess was stopped, Tails upgraded all Wispons to negate other Wispon's attacks, to help neutralize any repeat attacks. Super or no, you're still using a Wispon.
Sasha then tries Drill, then Burst, then Ghost, and finally Quake, but all were negated.
Sasha: Well great...
Tails: And... Done! The Super Ray is complete!
Sasha then Grappling Wires the Super Ray again, but before she gets a hold of it, she is kicked aside by Alan, who grabs the device. Sasha then grapples it again, but it gets taken by Dria. Sasha then grabs it, but Srish kicks it out of her hand, and Silence grabs it. Silence then throws it to Tails, and Sasha grapples it, then Srish snatches it and runs.
Sasha: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be?
Sasha runs for Srish, and steals the Super Ray, but then Dria kicks Sasha and takes it back. Sasha then almost grappling wires it, but Dria's wispon knocks the wire away. Dria quickly flies back to Tails.
Tails: Give me a few seconds!
Sasha: No! She grapples the Super Ray, then slams it into the floor multiple times, breaking it.
Tails: Nooooo!!!
Alan then shoots Sasha, and then Team Dragoon gang up on her, beating her down before throwing her into a wall.
Tails: Don't go too hard on her, we're the good guys, remember? 
Sasha: Ok, that's my cue to leave.
Sasha then grapples the glass next to the hole in the skylight, but before she can escape, Silence uses his Wispon to send her flying, and she loses her grip on the wire. She then tries for the door, but gets shot aside by Srish. She then finally tries for a seperate door, but gets negated by Dria.
Sasha: Why won't you let me leave?
Alan: Maybe if you get taken down here, you'll stop causing problems!
Sasha then dives behind a table, and when Team Dragoon approach, she bursts out with Laser, bouncing off of them and to a door. As she exits and runs for the nearest open air space, Team Dragoon regroup and come after her, with Dria being the fastest, nearly catching up with Sasha as she reaches a escape hatch. 
Sasha: It's been fun, Team Dragoon, but i'm tired. I'm leaving! Sasha then jumps out the escape hatch and enters Eagle mode.
Dria: Not your way! Dria then shoots Susan, knocking her Super Wispon out of her hand, also causing her to fall.
Sasha: She recovers with a quick grapple onto a ship, then swings to a safe landing distance from there. "Well that hurt. Jeez, Team Dragoon is hard to handle! And my Super Wispon is gone! I'll have to get a new one.
The Super Wispon then lands next to her, breaking on the ground.
Sasha: Maybe Team Dragoon was right, maybe fighting them isn't worth it...
The End.
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