The Sex Workers At The Vanilla Unicorn Are Licensed

== This Is Not America This Is Summer Island We Don't Convert Occupations Into Crimes Like Americans Do ==
Many of The Sex Workers Are Licensed For This Particular Occupation However Some Such As Myself Operate Without A License Having Sex Is Not A Crime On Summer Island In The United States There Are No Laws Protecting The Consumer On Summer Island There Are Licensure Laws That Are Designed To Protect The Consumer At The Expense of The Company Whether Public or Private As Such Many Sex Workers Are Licensed To Gain This Benefit Many Travelers Throughout Summer Island Also Have No Driver's Licenses Traveling Is Not A Crime However The Motor Vehicle Itself Is Typically Registered To It's Manufacturer
== A Military Is Just A Terrorism License ==
Practicing Terrorism Without A License Is Illegal Worldwide On Earth Licensure of Terrorist Activities Usually Involves A Letter of Marque Written By Some President of Some Nation Somewhere Hacking Is Simply The Crime of Using The Internet Without A Software License So Yes Even My Mom Is In Danger Right Now Because She Has A Smartphone And I Need A Gun To Protect Her From Our Government If It Gets Serious Enough ISIS Was The False Flag Used To Cover Up The Social Issues Brought Up By The NRA I'm Not An Active Supporter of The NRA Because I Don't Know How To Join The NRA However I Do Still Endorse Their Content I Support The NRA Because They Have The Largest Arsenal of Firearms In Existence And If Anyone Has A Chance In Overthrowing This Sick Government It's The NRA And That Fucking Mother Fucker From The USS Barrack Obama Knows It That's Why Their Trying To Undermine The NRA With ISIS In The Fake News
== I Was Part of The Salvage Team Aboard The Black Beak ==
== I Had No Idea They Made A Movie About That Space Station ==
== I Can Tell Their Supporters of The NRA ==
== Yes I Can Use The Animation But I Don't Want Too Here's Why ==
A Star Wars Blaster Consists of A Micro Magma Chamber And Spectral Core The Spectral Core Rifts Molten L0 From The Spectral Realm Lava Is Persistent In Both The Material And Spectral Realms As Such The Lava Is Rifted Into The Micro Magma Chamber And Accelerated Down A Hydraulic Alloy Gun Barrel At Muzzle Velocity Blasters Are Soundless Spectral Weapons Designed For Maximum Target Damage At Range Each Projectile Is Molten And Can Melt Through Anything
== A Blaster Rifle Is Still A Rifle ==
== I'm The Magpie And I Used To Vote ==
== Tactical Child Voting ==
The YPJ Had Me Using My American Name To Vote For Their Candidate On The Ballot Just Group Everyone Into The Prisoners Category Because We're Gonna Lose Our Voting Rights Anyway The NRA Has Never Been Popular In The United States And When The Democrats Do The ISIS In The Fake News It Usually Affects NRA Members Somewhere In America
== The Vanilla Unicorn And It's Actual Purpose ==
Although It Is Classified As A Gentlemen's Club The Vanilla Unicorn Is Actually A Muslim Embassy On Summer Island Maintained By The Magpie Although The Magpie Have Branded The Vanilla Unicorn As A Gentlemen's Club Run By Women It Is In Fact A Muslim Embassy That Endorses The YPJ And Are Self-Proclaimed Members of The NRA 
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== The NRA Needs To Take Priority As The Problem Faction Is Not In The Middle East Their Beneath Your Continent You Never Believe Anything We Say And We Had To Take This Into Consideration ==
== If My Future Children Can't Vote Then I'll Move To A Country Where Children Can Vote ==
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== Zetus Lupetus Is Back And Is Dropping Bombs Throughout Hope County ==
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== The Peggies Are Getting Pegged By The YPJ In Hope County ==
== Joseph Seed Don't Wanna Get Pegged And It Shows In Far Cry 5 ==
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== "peggies" ==
Some Guys Don't Have Dominant Sexual Roles And It Shows In Far Cry 5 Joseph Seed Is Not The Only "peggie" In The County The Resistance Is Pyst Because There's No Privacy In The United States And Even Further Pyst Off Because Someone On The Internet Knows "peggie" About These Guys And Eden's Gate Was Simply The Target of All The Fuckery