Kurwalands

Kurwalands is Flaming Arrow's official nation located somewhere in Eastern Europe.
The nation has not appeared in any of the mapping videos and therefore not much is known about it. Its status of official nation is debatable since it was never confirmed by Flaming Arrow that Kurwalands is his official nation, as he states that he doesn't have an official nation. However because of its role of representing him in the Mapperdonia community it could be called an official nation.
The nation is most notable for its appearance in Mappervision Song Contest since the third edition. It won the Mappervision Song Contest XVII in December 2016 sharing the victory with Western Republic and Tejoland. The winning song was One More Night by Maroon 5. After winning in a poll, it was chosen as the host of Mappervision Song Contest XVIII. The contest was held in Šłjuhowo arena in Šłjuhowo.
Kurwalands won Mappervision Song Contest XXIII in July 2017, marking its second win in the contest. The winning song was Guns For Hands by Twenty One Pilots. Later Gowno (Kaunas) was chosen as the host of Mappervision Song Contest XXIV. Kurwalands won the contest for the third time in Mappervision Song Contest XXV with Until It's Gone by Linkin Park and later hosted the 26th edition in Dansk (Gdansk).
Kurwalands is also a member of Mapperdonian International Football Federation and has participated in several tournaments.
Kurwalands has also appeared in Shining Orange's MappingWorld Minecraft Server.
==Known information==
*Capital is Šłjuhowo (Today's Brest)
*It consists of some parts of Poland, Belarus and Ukraine, however the exact location was never defined.
*Its flag consists of two red thin horizontal bands surrounding a thicker white strip with a red star in the middle.
*A language spoken in Kurwalands is a Slavic language, based on Polish with an unusual script.
*Some time MOAP ruled as a dictator?
*It has gone through a communistic era?
==Kurwalands in Mappervision Song Contest==
===Songs===
Edition	Singer 	Song 	Points	Place
1. 	 	 	 	
2. 	 	 	 	
3. 	Rhett and Link 	First Comment Song 	35 	20th
4. 	Major Lazer & DJ Snake 	Lean On 	NQ 	SF
5. 	Jason Derulo 	Want To Want Me 	17 	31st
6. 	Hozier 	Take Me To Church 	39 	15th
7. 	Lorde 	Royals 	33 	23rd
8. 	David Guetta 	Lovers On The Sun 	83 	8th
9. 	Klemen Slakonja 	Putin, Putout 	68 	10th
10. 	Twenty One Pilots 	Stressed Out 	92 	5th
11. 	Maroon 5 	Maps 	74 	10th
12. 	Linkin Park 	Castle of Glass 	88 	6th
13. 	Linkin Park 	New Divide 	84 	9th
14. 	Birdy 	People Help The People 	88 	7th
15. 	Paramore 	crushcrushcrush 	64 	18th
16. 	Phillip Phillips 	Raging Fire 	54 	18th
17. 	Maroon 5 	One More Night 	103 	1st
18. 	Bastille 	Things We Lost In The Fire	85 	4th
19. 	Linkin Park 	Burn It Down 	87 	4th
20. 	Swedish House Mafia 	Don't You Worry Child 	117 	2nd
21. 	Linkin Park 	Final Masquerade 	73 	8th
22. 	Softengine 	The Sirens 	77 	8th
23. 	Twenty One Pilots 	Guns For Hands 	156 	1st
24. 	Twenty One Pilots 	Holding On To You 	75 	9th
25. 	Linkin Park 	Until It's Gone 	158 	1st
26. 	Linkin Park 	Burning In The Skies 	128 	2nd
27. 	Paramore 	Now 	31 	24th
28. 	TBA 	TBA 	TBA 	TBA
===Most Points Given===
Including all points given from MSC III - MSC XXII
Harinia 	70
Marmandia 	65
Cheenarn 	49
Qysid 	43
Zappadonia 	42
Hoflan 	41
Dulibia (Vedena)	34
Brabrantium 	32
Sweetmany 	31
Pennsyljersaware	28
Scipana 	28
Arkmarken 	28
===Most Points Received===
Including all points received from MSC III - MSC XIV
People's Central America	49
Harinia 	47
Marmandia 	41 (44)
Tylastrona 	35
Girantium 	30
Qysid 	26
Sicsajon 	24
Guanche Empire 	22
Scipana 	22
Hoflan 	20
Northern Communist Union	20
== Sports ==
Kurwalands are a part of Mapperdonian International Football Federation.
=== Football ===
Main Stadium: MOAP Stadium (in Šłjuhowo)
Tournaments:
* MIFF Monthly Mini Cup July 2016
* MIFF World Cup 2017 Qualification Rounds
* MIFF Belaruk European Cup 2016
* MIFF United Great Lakes 2017 World Cup
=== Olympic Games ===
Kurwalands regularly participates in the Mapperdonian Olympic games and regularly wins medals.
==== Olympic Games I ====
===== Medals won: =====
* Maria Garczynska (swimming) - silver
* Ivan Ivanović Kita (hammer throw) - gold
* Maciej Nowak (slalom, canoeing) - silver
* Nastya Gownowa (slalom, canoeing) - silver
* Mateusz Dobrowolski (cycling, road) - gold
* Oleg Maksimowicz Dudek (sailing) - bronze
* Łukasz Petrauskas (sailing) - bronze 
=== Basketball ===
Kurwalands are a part of Mapperdonian International Basketball Federation.
=== Handball ===
Kurwalands are a part of Mapperdonian International Handball Union.
==Television==
National television of Kurwalands is KTW (Kurwska Telewizja) which is broadcasting on 6 different TV and 2 radio programmes.
==Kurwalands in other languages ==
===Existing Languages===
You can add translation to any language you know. Please, keep the languages in alphabetical order.
*Albanian ................ Lavirevend
*Arabic ................ أرضعاهرة 
*Bosnian ................ Kurvoška
*Bulgarian ................ Курвастрана (Kurvastrana)
*Chinese ................ 娼妇土地 
*Croatian ................ Kurvoška
*Czech ................ Děvkazemě
*Danish ................ Whóreland
*Dutch ................ Hoerland
*English ................ Whoreland
*Estonian ................ Hoorriik
*Finnish ................Huoramaat
*French ................ Putainterre 
*Gaulish.......... Bledh’wentīros 
*German ................Hurenland
*Greek ................ Πουτάναχώ
*Hebrew ................ קורוואלנד
*Hindi ................ वेश्यादेश  
*Hungarian ................Kurvaföldek
*Icelandic ................ Horeland
*Irish ................ Bréagántír
*Italian ................ Puttania
*Japanese ................ 街娼国 
*Korean ................ 매춘부국가
*Latin ................  
*Latvian ................
*Lithuanian ................ Kekšėsžemė
*Macedonian ................ 
*Malay............. Tanah Pelacur 
*Norwegian ................
*Polish ................ Kurwalandia 
*Portuguese ................ Putalândia
*Romanian ................ Țările Curva
*Russian ................ Курваляндия (Kurvalyandiya)
*Serbian ................ Курвошка (Kurvoška)
*Slovak ................ Kurvsko
*Slovene ................ Kurbovska
*Spanish ................ Putalandia
*Swedish ................
*Turkish ................ Orospuistan
*Ukrainian ................ Курвиякраїна (Kurvakrayina)
=== Official Nations Languages ===
Feel free to add your ON language. Please, keep the languages in alphabetical order.
* Atlasian .......... Gurwalanda
* Belarukish .............. Кypвaземля
* Duscuonian..........Gejr
* Edrean - Horland
* Georgian English .......... ქურცალანდს
* Fyorrian .......... Hårielænd
* Korekhanic..........Kurwanea
* Kurwic ................ Kurwaя
* Messarian ............. Körwælånt
* Pollanovan/Militian.......Kõrwάlάnd'§
* Saraimic ............. Курваландс
* Slavonican ............. Kurvská Zem
* Vedenian ............. куртъзанъя
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