Annoying Orange Vs. Minecraft/Transcript

Orange: (babbling) Hello, Minecraft! Whoa! Look at me! I'm a real blockhead! (laughs) Whoa, who are you?
Steve: Uh, I'm Steve.
Orange: Don't get this the wrong way, Steve. But you sorta look like a square. (laughs) 
Steve: Ha! Good one. I've never heard of that before.
Orange: So, I'm new here. Can you show around the block? (laughs)
Steve: Wow cool. Two square and two block jokes in last in ten seconds. What are you, some kind of a griefer?
Orange: Grief her? But I didn't know her! (laughs)
Steve: Ugghh, I am outta here.
Orange: Hey wait! I'll roll with you! (laughs and follows Steve)
Steve: (Mining wood and says directly) Why are you following me?
Orange: I don't know, why are you punching the tree?
Steve: I am mining wood. You are welcome of stop being useless and help me.
Orange: More like wood?! But I don't have any hands. Or arms. Or legs. (laughs)
Steve: Are you some kind of a noob or something?
Orange: I'm not a noob. I'm a cube! (laughs)
Steve: You're not gonna mine anything, aren't you?
Orange: Nah! But if it's mine anyway! (laughs)
Steve: Look buddy, I don't what kind of danger you are in. This is Minecraft, buddy. Before the sun sets, you need to get wood, make sticks, craft the crafting table, make tools and mine stone and build a house. Otherwise, the Creepers will eat you alive.
Orange: Jeepers, creepers, where did you get those peepers? Jeepers, creepers, where did you get those eyes?! (laughs)
Steve: What the?- Who are you talking to?
Orange: This square sheep! (scenes scrolls the sheep next to Orange.) He has weird looking eyes. (laughs) Weird. Square. Eyes.
Steve: Dude. Wow, you are annoying. Good luck, griefer.
Orange: Aw, Steve's got some anger management issues. He could block some time with his therapist. (laughs)
(Scene changes to Steve)
Steve: Phew, finished the house just in time before nightfall. Mmm, I kinda feel bad for not helping that orange fellow. Heh, He'll respawn and learn.
Steve: I'll make myself a snack in the kitchen and hit the dorm and... WHOA!!!
Orange: Hey, hey, hey! Hey Steve!
Steve: Dude, what are you doing in my house?!
Orange: Hey Steve! Hey! Hey Steve!
Steve: WHAT?
Orange: Orange you glad you built us a Minecraft kitchen? (laughs)
Steve: Us?
Pear: Yeah and I'm not a green block though, I'm a-
Orange: Square Pear!
Pear: If we don't mind if bought our friends!
Midget Apple: Hey! Thanks a lot, Steverino!
Marshmallow: Yay! I love being a block of marshmallowy goodness, Yay!
Pear: We really appreaciate that you saved us from the mobs out there.
Steve: The mobs out there? What about in here? 
Orange: Hey Steve, Hey Steve!
Steve: I don't wanna hear it, griefer. You and your friends have got to go.
Orange: Hey Steve! Hey!!!
Steve: I said I don't wanna hear it. I've built every part of this house on my own. Laid every stone, every piece of wood. Made every door way to second. If you guys don't have hands, and how did you get here?
Pear: The back door was open.
Orange: Hey Steve!
Steve: What?
Orange: Creepers.
(Creepers entered the back door and stabs Steve)
Steve: (screaming)
Orange: Whoa! Steve took a square on a chin! (laughs)
Pear: Can we please built something cool?
Orange: You're ruining it, Square Pear.
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