McBain (film)

McBain is an action film starring Rainier Wolfcastle as McBain. It is the first film in the McBain film series.
==Plot==
McBain, a policeman, stumbles upon evidence that proves Senator Mendoza is running an international drug cartel. He then runs Mendoza's limousine off a cliff, snaps the necks of three of his bodyguards and drives a bus through his front door. He is reprimanded by his boss, the captain of the precinct, and tries to explain that his actions were justified due to Mendoza's illegal activities. However, the captain refuses to listen and decides to kick him out of the squad. McBain then punches the captain out of the window in retaliation.
Sometime afterwards, McBain, alongside his partner and best friend Dexter Scoey, begin to track down evidence independent from the police. However, during an evening at Sloppy Joe's diner, a hitman hired by Mendoza poses as a waiter and attempts to gun down McBain. The hitman misses and Scoey takes the bullets shortly after explaining that he is just two days from retirement, his daughter Suzie is going to graduate from college, and he and his wife are planning to sail around the world in their newly christened boat, "The Live-4-Ever". McBain attempts to stop the assassin by shooting at him, but the assassin escapes by crashing though a window on a motorcycle. As Scoey dies in his arms, McBain becomes more determined than ever to put an end to Mendoza's reign of terror.
Later, McBain had gotten his job back, and decided to try and avenge his partner, but his regulated gun was far too small. He was reprimanded by the captain about the size of his chosen gun being against regulations, as in the police department, they go by the book. McBain merely responds by using his gun to shoot and blow away the Police Manual.
McBain comes face to face with Mendoza in an alley. While mockingly admonishing McBain for "quitting retirement," Mendoza sics a live cobra on him, only for McBain to punch out the cobra. He then ambushes Mendoza during a meeting about his newest drug, "Swank". McBain bursts out of an ice sculpture and guns down everyone in the room, except Mendoza. However, Mendoza gets the better of him by feeding him a drugged salmon puff.
While McBain is unconscious, Mendoza hires another hitman to dispose of him once and for all, but McBain survives. His final stand against Mendoza is at Mendoza's headquarters at the top of a skyscraper. McBain interrupts Mendoza's meeting, shoots his fellow conspirators, and hurls him out of a window all the way down onto a parked fuel truck, which explodes on impact. McBain then decides to sleep with his sexy female accomplice, McBabe.
==Behind the laughter==
*According to Homer at the video rental store, the scene where Scoey ended up murdered in cold blood by one of Mendoza's hitmen with McBain declaring his intent to avenge Scoey was the film's "best part" when refusing to rent the film.
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