Finishing The Sentences (Dash and Smash)/Script

Skye: he wakes up "I wonder how our neighborhood is doing!"
Candy: "Glad we made a neighborhood for 6 school batches with us included in 2 of these batches."
Cake: "It was great sleeping in this mansion."
Pie: "Skye! Look!"
Police cars surrounded the mansion
Skye: "Why are there police cars here?"
Candy: "We didn't do anything bad to-"
Smash: she was in a police car too "Skye, the police from Mobotropolis told you to come with me. We are getting charged for our crimes. Oh, and the rest of the Prowers too."
Court Room
The Roses and Prowers (except Dash) were here
Judge: "Look at this! Society may be disappointed in you if you don't change your behavior, you 4 hedgehogs, 1 fox, and 10 rabbits."
Smash: "Where's Dash, though?"
Judge: "Because Dash was so hard to catch, he can't be given an official sentence yet, but we may charge him for evasion."
Policemen: "We caught Dash."
Dash: "I still felt like it was the right decision to go to court, which is why I decided to go here instead of evade."
Judge: "But we were about to charge you for evasion! Why did you run away from the police?"
Dash: "I didn't know I was in court for real. I was sleepwalking, thinking that the police cars were monsters that I needed to escape from."
Judge: "Is this true?"
Policeman 1: "Well, he decided to come with us when he opened his eyes, so there's no way his claim is fake."
Judge: "OK, he'll get the same sentences, then."
Crash: "Hey! That's no fair!"
Judge: "Why?"
Crash: "Repeat everything you said just when we all were delivered here so that Dash can hear all of the exact same sentences we heard."
Judge: "We aren't talking about those, moron."
Crash: gasp
Smash: "Well, he is right. You are more of a moron than any of our family."
Skye: "Also can we be your assistants instead?"
Judge: "Yeah, you can be our assistants, but under one condition. Do it for 2 months. And your sisters will do it for 4 months, which is double the amount of time."
Smash: "It's July, so it's not really double."
Judge: "It is only one day from being double, so shut up, you sassy pink hoglet."
Smash: "I'll make you eat those words."
Judge: "Make me." 
Smash: "I will!"
Judge: "Please make me. I didn't have breakfast yet."
Crash: "So what are our sentences?"
Judge: "Like I said, you have to assist us for 2 months, and the Prower Sisters should do so for double the amount of time, due to breaking Infinite out of his second prison. We still can't stop hating on Margaret Robotnik for breaking Infinite out of his own prison."
Dash: "Let's just start sentencing some people you may want us to sentence.”
Case 1: Cream the Rabbit
Cream: “Hello? Excuse me, but can you please tell me why I’m here?”
Skye: “Being one of the judge’s assistants has given me a new way of looking at you. I will never look at you the same way I used to anymore.”
Candy: “Be thankful you have the lightest sentence out of all of your friends.”
Cream: “Wait, you’re sentencing my friends?”
Dash: “Uh, you know Dad cannot be sentenced, right? Neither can Mom. I mean, Mom shows honor, but Eggman made up for all of her crimes.”
Cream: “So they have the lightest sentence out of my friends. Are you doing this because-“
Smash: “We love our parents? Not just that, but Eggman technically gave the sentences. Mom getting kidnapped a lot? Imprisoned a lot? Yeah, that kinda makes up for her crimes, because we understand why she did them, and she already did some admirable deeds to make up for them. That counts as community, or should I say WORLD service.”
Flash: “And Dad already did enough to pay for his crimes. I mean, he never got arrested outside of that one time Shadow framed him, but he already did enough community service.”
Cream: “So what crimes did I commit?”
Flash: “Actually, property damage is all you did. Although you do have more than one charge of this.”
Cream: “It was self defense! I was being a hero for crying out loud!”
Flash: “Yeah, but sorry, but you owe me… uh…”
Bash: he uses his hammer and hits the gavel and writes “-1000” on the board
Smash: “Yeah, 1000 Mobiums being taken away from your bank will do for you. Do you know how much Eggman needed to pay for one of the mansions? Eh, let’s make it a 500 Mobium charge, because that was aiding and abetting.”
Bash: he hits the gavel with his hammer
Cream: “You’re rich! Are you doing this for money? And how did you become part of the government?”
Crash: “To do our time. We were about to be charged for OUR crimes, but when we agreed to help the judge with your sentences.”
Cream: “Wait, don’t I already do community service? That’s unpaid work for the community.”
3 seconds of silence with Smash looking annoyed
Smash: she bangs her head on the table multiple times “That was so stupid, Cream. Non-profit services make money. It’s to help others, but it’s still making some money.”
Cream: “Smash, I had a job that got me no money to help others for a while. It didn’t pay until it was 6 months, and Amy joined me in making it a better animal sanctuary.”
Pie: “We know what happened. You had no money for that. But you only work at that place for 2 days of a week, being Monday and Tuesday. The fact you started on March 1, which was on a Monday means that you technically did community service for 27 Mondays and 26 Tuesdays. That’s 53 days. 7 weeks and 4 days.” 
Pastry: “Hmm…” 
Smash: “You’re free to go.” 
Cream: “Oh, thank goodness! Being the breadwinner of the family is hard, you know? I wouldn’t have enough money to help you had I gotten any sentence at all.” 
Pudding: “You’re talking to us, right?” 
Cream: “Yes.” 
Case 2: Blaze
Smash: "Next one is the lavender feline. Well, Blaze, I guess you committed aiding and abetting. It was mostly property destruction-"
Blaze: "Hey, I'm the Queen of my dimension!"
Smash: "Oh, right. Why am I even sentencing a queen?"
Case 3: Mighty
Dash: "Well, Mighty is usually a pacifist, just like Cream usually is. But he won't be getting away that easily, though. Destroying robots is not pacifistic."
Mighty: "They were robots! They don't have souls! I am not committing mass murder!"
Flash: "That's a charge of property destruction, though."
Mighty: "You're a hypocrite! You destroy Eggman's property a lot!"
Flash: "Well, Mighty, you're free. Why are we doing such a bad job?"
Mighty: "At least you're trying."
Case 4: Rouge
Dash: "You're the easiest sentence. You should go to jail for half a year, Rouge. Stealing the Master Emerald is a serious crime, but did it do much wrong? I mean, you didn't even make the Angel Island sink. Eggman did, so you're not getting a very heavy sentence."
Smash: "Yeah, the Master Emerald was already broken. And besides, you're getting arrested the same way Fang is getting arrested, except Fang will only serve 3 months, as he doesn't steal the Master Emerald, unlike you. He didn't have the potential to make an island sink.
Rouge: "Uh, I can break out easily, you know? Why aren't you sentencing Sonic-"
The police took away Rouge's items
Rouge: "Oh. At least I can still kick!"
Jail
Rouge: "At least it's better than prison. But it was a clever idea for them to put some titanium. Let's see if I can bust out of prison." she tries kicking the bars, but gets injured and the titanium bars are not kicked away "Oh, you clever law enforcers."
Case 5: Knuckles
Knuckles: "I don't even live in Mobotropolis!"
Smash: "Yeah, but you have to be punished a bit."
Dash: "Of course, attacking Dad a lot is battery. Most of the time, it's unintentional, but there's a lot of charges of battery under your belt, and even one attempted murder. Remember Sky Canyon?"
Smash: "But you had a reason to do so."
Flash: "You thought he was using the Chaos Emeralds for evil. That was not the case, but because you thought he was, and because you spent all your life in Angel Island not knowing a lot about our modern society, we may give you a very light sentence of 1 day of community service."
Knuckles; "Perhaps I could learn some things from you so that I can do my duties as the Emeralds' guardian better. Make it a week."
Crash: "Then next time you get sentenced to community service, six days will be subtracted from that sentence. And you know how the logic goes."
Knuckles: "I'm not stupid."
Smash: "Wait, why are we not giving him a heavier sentence? We talked about attempted murder here. OK, Knuckles, to the cell with fortified glass you go."
Knuckles: "For how long?"
Knuckles' prison
Knuckles: "Darn it. I needed to know."
Dash: "By the way, I think it's fair to give you only 1 week in there."
Knuckles: "One week? Angel Island needs me!"
Dash: "Relax, nothing will go wrong."
Knuckles: "What if there's a heist on the Master Emerald?"
Dash: "Not happening. The police have the Hooligans in prison already. And no bombs can destroy the bars."
Knuckles: "Hey, you're the same people who aided Eggman in his schemes!"
Smash: "What took you so long, idiot?"
Dash: "That's what we're doing here, by the way. We are paying for our crimes because we feel it's the right thing to do."
Case 6: Sonic
Smash: "I thought we were not sentencing Dad."
Skye: "This is for all of the charges he would get if he didn't technically do a lot of community service. I mean, he never cares about money when doing his heroic acts, and he rejects payment most of the time. So, we're going to warn the blue blur what his sentences would be had he not done a lot of good for the world."
Donut: "You're technically responsible for a lot of crimes due to your recklessness."
Sonic: "That was unintentional, you know?"
Donut: "You're still reckless. Wait, who even dies in these wars? But they do get tortured. Your recklessness did not affect Eggman's extractor in a positive way, so I can't count that against you. But you committed prison break. I'm talking about The End. You know, that would've killed all of us, you know? But you undid this by committing..."
Skye: "First degree murder. Oh, and you have a second charge of degree murder. Remember when you killed Infinite?"
Sonic: "Those were villains! Also, since they committed so many crimes, I unintentionally executed them. Well, for The End, it was intentional, but I didn't mean to kill Infinite. It's just that our attack was too powerful. So, involuntary manslaughter for Infinite?"
Skye: "And lots of property destruction charges."
Candy: "And a second degree murder charge for doing an attack on Nazo with Amy, Gloria, and Tony."
Sonic: "I don't regret telling you I intended to remove one of the world's biggest
Skye: "Eh, this is just a warning for what would've happened if the police weren't so kind to you due to your heroism, anyway. So, you're free to go, Sonic."
Sonic: "Of course I am. Who would arrest me? Also I wouldn't care about the police. Everyone needs me to save the world. I went here, because I was curious."
Smash: "Wait, Dad, you WANTED to see what your sentences could've been?"
Sonic: "They're interesting. Not gonna take them anyway, as I felt like they were for the best."
Skye: "By the way, you would gotten the death penalty. But we can't kill one of, if not Mobius' best hero, and you fixed the mess you caused and removed the threat, which is better than keeping them imprisoned."
Case 7: Amy, Gloria, and Tony
Cookie: "Remember, Amy, this is just a warning for what sentences you would've gotten. Let's just say it. You committed involuntary manslaughter on Infinite and second degree murder on Nazo. Life sentence is what you would've gotten, but you would get out of everything, anyway, and you did more than enough to make up for all of these."
Amy: "I am more honorable than Sonic and take my punishment, but thank you for not sentencing me!"
Smash: "And Gloria and Tony share the same crimes, so they would also get life imprisonment."
Amy: "Oh! That's why they're here."
Gloria: "But we're not sentenced, right?"
Case 8: Tails
Smash: "Looks like we've got a nasty one here."
Tails: "I lowered the price of a stay in Tails' Towers. Is that enough for you to let us go?"
Flash: "Oh, wait, really?"
Tails: "Yes. It's as expensive as Eggman's Studiopolis mansions."
Bash: he gives Tails a ticket that says "Life Imprisonment for making us waste a lot of money"
Tails: "Relax, there's something called a refund."
Bash: he burns the ticket and smiles
Tails: "Then ask for a refund."
Dash: "We can't, but we still have a lot of money, and we can now pay for everyone."
Studiopolis Mansions
Skye: "Hey, friends! We paid you a stay in Tails' Towers. It's less expensive now, so you may stay in there!"
The kids run to Skye
Skye: "To my mansion! Take the teleporter!"
The kids took the teleporter and ran to Mobotropolis Elementary and ran to Tails' Towers
Court Room
Skye: "Now we can't support Eggman anymore. Hooray!"
Dash: "Hooray indeed."
Tails: "But do I have sentences?"
Sally: "I command you to not give Tails a sentence."
Dash: "Oh, yes, Your Majesty."
Cream: "I have a lot of criminals you can judge so that you don't keep judging the Freedom Fighters."
Dash: "Wait, aren't you going against our freedom to-"
Sally: "But I want Tails to be saved from your sentences."
Cream: "Just please, Tails is a hero! He is as great a hero as Sonic, Amy, Gloria, and Tony! He should be free, as he made up for all his crimes!"
Skye: "Well, he is our father too. Although it doesn't help that we did half of the work-"
Tails: "You didn't need to. And I at least gave you kids credit."
Skye: "He will get no charges. But will you please give-"
Sally: "No. Criminals should be given their sentences immediately."
Judge: "Do what the Queen told you to do."
Skye: "Fine."
Sally: "Thank you."
4 Months Later...
Dash: "Whew! That was fun."
Smash: "Now we can actually fight crime without our duty as the Judge's assistant in our way."
Bank Robbery
Thieves: "Thank you for your service." they get away using their car
Smash: she smashes their car "I smashed your car. Now to jail you go. No pun intended."
Dash: "Really?"
Smash: "No."
Goldie: she froze the thieves and brought them to jail
Flash: "To jail you go! But since this is not the most heinous of crimes, it's jail, not prison for you."
The thieves were put in jail
Bash: he threatens the thieves with fire and walks away
Crash: he grew Venus Flytraps and caught more crooks "Jail time will most certainly straighten you, crooks!"
The Venus Flytraps spit them into jail
Crash: "Ahh, it's nice to be back, doing our real purpose."
Skye: "Well done, my friends."
Candy: "Eggman is attacking!"
Tails: "But the police should do this! And I have a-"
Amy: she hits Sonic like a golf ball
Sonic: he enters Eggman's Egg Mobile and drives it into Margaret Robotnik's Milk Mobile, destroying both "Haha! Your shell was cracked, and your vehicles have aged like milk!"
Amy: "Honestly, Sonic, that last part was so bad it was so funny!"
Sonic: "Try harder, Eggman."
Eggman: "I should've been smarter. I know."
The End! 
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