There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult

Episode 14 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple. This episode is also the series finale.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins]
Purple: I START THE EPISODES. I DO. STOP TAKING SHIT AWAY FROM ME!
[Purple gets smacked by Mr. Craps who suddenly has a sword to fight]
[Purple engages Mr. Craps in a duel but gets quickly overwhelmed by all of the SBFW users who are also attacking him]
[Purple falls to the ground as Mr. Craps prepares to quickly execute him and take control of his own reality]
Purple: No, you’re not. 
(Purple pushes out his hand and sends all of the users flying into the wall, then the space station begins to fall out of the sky to a world suddenly fully restored)
Mr. Craps: You can’t just restore the world like that!
Purple: I can do whatever the hell I want. Face it Craps, you’ve lost.
(The space station plummets and everyone is being thrown around as it spins out of control toward a lush jungle)
[The space station begins to levitate again as Mr. Craps readies his sword once more]
Purple: Do you honestly think you stand a chance? You? You’re not even real! I found you on a SpongeBob FANFICTION site for god’s sakes, I MADE you. Nobody else gave a crap about you, Mr. Craps! I based my first fanfiction off of you! What the hell are YOU going to do to stop me? You don’t EXIST without me. You are NOTHING without me! 
CrazySponge: Purple have you lost your fucking mind? You’re going on some supervillain monologue in a show you’re writing about a character you used once in a spinoff six years ago.
Purple: (evilest laugh) I LOST MY MIND YEARS AGO, YOU CANT STOP ME AIDAN!
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(We hard cut to a bedroom, a young man with dark brown hair, an auburn beard, gold glasses, and a “dad bod” is laying in a bed going back and forth on his phone between Discord and Google Docs; he opens a few “failed projects”)
ON THE EDGE OF EXTINCTION PILOT: 1x01 - THE JOURNEY
[Dramatic music plays as the camera pans from black to an empty city; the camera zooms in and shows somebody walking down the street, but suddenly the person starts coughing up blood and collapses]
Purps: *voice over* The Influx happened so fast. Nobody saw it coming before it was already too late. The scientists and doctors hypothesized that during humanity’s early stages, a gene was coded with a long dormant virus intact. Scientists and doctors didn’t find it until the dormancy ended and millions began to die. Then millions turned into hundreds of millions, then billions. By the end, only 100,000 people were left alive on Earth.
Pass It On! Episode One
1PIO!EP1
Story: 
(Episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick playing a board game)
STREET RACER PILOT: 1x01 - STREET RACER
(Episode opens on an empty street; two cars race down and the smoke spells out SpongeBob SquarePants: Street Racer. A little guitar riff plays. Fade into the Krusty Krab. We see SpongeBob cooking and Squidward turns around to give him an order through the window)
Squidward: The customer wants a deluxe Krabby patty SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: On it!
(SpongeBob backflips a few feet backwards and lands next to a freezer labeled “frozen patties”)
SpongeBob: One Krabby Patty coming right up!
(SpongeBob opens up the freezer throws the Krabby patties over his head onto the grill) 
SpongeBob: La la la la la
Squidward: WILL YOU-no Squidward, keep your cool. Just like your therapist says.
SpongeBob: Um Squidward, who are you talking to?
Squidward: Myself. Why, do you have an issue with it?
(SpongeBob backs away)
SpongeBob: La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.
(SpongeBob flips the patties on the grill, then flips them again onto buns with lettuce laying on top; he flips the buns and then puts ketchup and mustard on the patty, some cheese, and then pickles, all in a smiley face)
Squidward: What the- WILL YOU STOP MESSING AROUND!
SpongeBob: But Squidward every Krabby Patty needs to be made with some pizzazz! 
Squidward: Okay!
(SpongeBob puts the patties on to a tray and throws some fries around it)
SpongeBob: My masterpiece is finished.
Squidward: Ooooookay then. Hey spongebob can you bring it out to the customer?
SpongeBob: really? You want ME to do it?
Squidward: Yeah I don’t feel like moving right now.
SpongeBob: EEEEEE!
(SpongeBob grabs the tray and sprints out to the customer)
SpongeBob: HI MA’AM!
Lady Fish: Hi.
SpongeBob: HERE’S YOUR FOOD!
Lady Fish: Okay I’m going to leave now.
SpongeBob: HAVE A NICE DAY!
(SpongeBob gives the fish lady a really strange smile as she grimaces and leaves. SpongeBob walks back over to Squidward)
SpongeBob: Now that Squidward is how it’s done.
Squidward: Incredible.
SpongeBob: Can I do this for the rest of the day?
Squidward: If you must.
SpongeBob: Oh thank you thank you thank you Squidward!
(SpongeBob runs back to the kitchen and starts preparing more Krabby patties)
SpongeBob: I’ll name you Patty!
Squidward: SpongeBob will you stop fooling around! We have impatient customers out here!
(Bubble Bass is sitting at a table)
Bubble Bass: Zero out of zero stars, TERRIBLE guest service.
SpongeBob: WHHFJFJF
(SpongeBob sprints out and launches a Krabby Patty at Bubble Bass)
Bubble Bass: THANK YOU!
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF THE IJLSA PILOT: 1x01 
(Episode begins at Man Ray’s Lair with Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Captain Magma, The Elastic Waistband, The Quickster, and Miss Appear fighting Man Ray)
Mermaid Man: Fight the EVIL! 
(Mermaid Man throws a bubble at Man Ray and sends him flying into a wall)
Miss Appear: You’re not going to win this time Man Ray! 
Man Ray: Oh but that’s where you’re wrong see, I’ve already won! 
(Man Ray pushes a button and the roof of his base opens and the floor opens to reveal a gigantic missile)
Man Ray: With this missile I’m going to destroy Bikini Bottom and bring an end to the IJLSA once and for all! 
Barnacle Boy: You’re insane Man Ray!
Man Ray: Oh am I?
(Man Ray grabs a remote control)
Man Ray: I’m gonna blow the city to smithereens! 
(Miss Appear suddenly pops out behind Man Ray and pushes him into a metal bar)
Man Ray: AGH!
Miss Appear: Take that Man Ray! 
Man Ray: Good thing I always bring backup! 
(A bunch of goons wearing blue and red body suits fill the room) 
Man Ray: Destroy them!
(The Quickster charges into a group of the goons but gets electrocuted)
Man Ray: You thought I would bring real goons? They’re all self-advancing robots!
Mermaid Man: Meaning?
(One of the goons runs as fast as the Quickster to attack Mermaid Man)
[Purple what the fuck are you doing]
Purple: (back in the satellite) giving the readers WHAT THEY WANT!
Craps: Nobody’s asking you to do this! They’re all decent ideas but don’t you think you should write stories with original characters and also not SpongeBob fanfiction? 
Purple: But it’s hard to write original stuff nowadays! Everything’s been done and it’s hard to think of new shit to do-
Craps: So be a little derivative! No shame in that! Write a novel or something, just please maybe stop fucking with my reality?
Purple: You do realize that as soon as I stop writing on this document and publish it to the wiki that you’re going to cease to exist in a world outside of 1s and 0s, right?
Craps: I never truly existed to begin with. Just let it all go, Purple. 
Purple: But existing in this community for the last six years has been a massive part of my life, how do I just leave?
Craps: Don’t leave, just retire. You helped craft one of the best shows there anyways, you left a legacy. 
CrazySponge: Don’t worry Craps, I’ll be here writing FOREVER. 
Craps: Go touch some grass or meet a woman, Mr. Sponge.
(Purple begins to glow white)
Zoltan: What’s happening to you?
Purple: I think this is me announcing my retirement?
Zoltan: Cool.
Purple: Do you even care?
Zoltan: You banned me from the crib once, so I see this as revenge.
(Suddenly, every SBFW user who’s been in the crib)
Travis: Purple you’re going to a better place, they have all sorts of vegan options there. 
Existant: Purple I barely know you but you’re kinda racist.
Poy: Go make me some tacos, taco boy.
Purple: Poy that’s racist.
Poy: You started it!
Purple: Fuck, you’re right. 
Vanessa: What’s with all this melodrama just end the fucking episode already.
Purple: But I don’t know how to end it!
(Purple glows white and suddenly SBCA, Jasbre, FDBackup, and many other older users who worked with him in the early days begin to appear and fly into the sky)
Purple: Wait where the hell are we-
Jasbre: You didn’t finish writing your special episode for Aliens, you piece of shit.
FDBackup: I existed!
SBCA: Purps I don’t know what to say dude. 
Purple: I’m just trying to prolong the inevitable end of this wondrous television series.
ChatGPT: (I asked it to summarize the show) The message you submitted was too long, please reload the conversation and submit something shorter.
Purple: You suck.
Liz: DUDE END THE FUCKING EPISODE
Purple: But it genuinely feels like a step toward the end of a chapter in my life if I do.
Liz: This website actually meant that much to you?
Purple: Got me through depression and then some
Liz: You do realize that you’re not active, right?
Purple: I don’t expect you to get it. Okay monologue time! Hey guys, Purple133 here with a special message!
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(Hard cut back to the man in the bed, suddenly a bullet shatters his window and hits him directly in the chest; he gets shot by a few more bullets, then a grenade comes through the window and blows him up; a figure walks into the room through the smoke)
Dan: Fucking bitch never asked his parents about me coming to visit. 
FIN.
Zoltan: lame fucking ending. I’m Hungarian and PROUD.
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