The Most Important Person in the World- Sam Seabones

hNo one really knows who Sam Seabones is, was, or is going to be. All we know for sure is that he is the most important, interesting, dangerous, deadly, funniest, nicest person to ever walk the Earth. There are many theories about him coming from numerous conspiracy theorists historians. The most common theory is that he is actually an alien your mom St. Patrick MacGyver, who somehow made a time machine out of a butter knife and a boat. However, a new theory with growing stregth is that he is actually the embodiment of the universe given human form, and should he ever die, the world will go into chaos. He is constantly blackmailing terrorizing recruiting noobs the levely challenged to help him defeat Sauron save Middle Earth kill skeletons. He then pays them with a red rupee 25 gold pieces. It is often said that he doesnt care. He doesnt care that you think he doesnt care. He is the greatest person to ever live, even though no one really knows when he was born, and who he really is.
Sam Seabones is also the Caribbean's greatest dictator assassin detective and is searching for Jim Bloodsilver's missing pants. If you have any informsation, please let him contact you. Dont worry. He will find you. He always does.
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