Oshawott

Oshawott is a stupid little otter that does nothing but fall in love with stupid grass snakes.
Oshawott replaced piplup which replaced mudkip which replaced totodile which replaced squirtle.
Oshawott tried to cause it's own syndrome, however, it failed, then became a mudkip.
At level 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 it can learn hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper light LAYZAR  beam.
SO I HEARD YOU LIEK OSHAWOTTZ?