He Shoots, He Scores

He Shoots, He Scores is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If the mascots for these products were playing a pick-up basketball game, which one couldn't give the other players "five" afterwards?
===Question Reading===
"If the mascots for these products were playing a pick-up game of b-ball, which one couldn't slap the other players "five" afterwards?"
===Choices===
1. Hamburger Helper®
2. Chef Boyardee®
3. Mr. Clean®
4. Rice Krispies®
===Choice Quotes===
1. "_"
2. "Chef Boy are you wrong."
3. "No, he's got all of his digits intact, and he's a hell of a power forward."
4. "Hey, what are you sayin', huh? White elves can't jump?"
===Answer Quote===
"Hamburger Helper. The Hamburger Helper hand only has 4 fingers."
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