I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space

===Dedicated to the Memory of Space Tree===
===1982 - 2005===
For the terrible crime of breaking The Commander and Allon out of prison, Space Tree is sent to prison. On DEATH ROW, MAN. Allon and The C go to the Space President to try and save Space Tree's life, but will they succeed??? Either watch this episode or read the next episode's description to find out. Guest starring McBean as the Space Prime Minister.
==Transcript==
(open to The Commander, wearing glasses, near the cell where Space Tree is at, reading from a note)
THE COMMANDER: Ok, how's this. Dear king of space..
SPACE TREE: President of space.
THE COMMANDER: What?
SPACE TREE: He's the president of space.
THE COMMANDER: Well I thought he was the mayor.
SPACE TREE: Well then why did you write "king"?
THE COMMANDER: Ok, I'll change it. *Ahem* Dear prime minister of space, Tomorrow... That's as far as I got.
SPACE TREE: Geez, come on, man, if this appeal thing doesn't work, I'm gonna be executed tomorrow.
THE COMMANDER: I know, I know.. You don't need to keep saying it.
SPACE TREE: Well I just thought I should make it clear that you have (pulls out a metal tube and speaks through it) twenty four hours (Speaks normally, again) to convince the president of space to spare the life of me, Space Tree the space tree.
THE COMMANDER: (holding a Space Tree puppet, making it sound like it's speaking) Nenenene Nananana
SPACE TREE: Uhh.. yeah.
THE COMMANDER: Seriously, man. You've got nothing to worry about. (The Commander takes off his glasses) I'll save you just like I always do. Everything is gonna be (In as singing voice) Juuuuust Fiiiine-huuuuuuuuuuh (Rips his shirt, to reveal another shirt, saying "Just fine" underneath; Space Tree pulls out a shotgun and puts it in his mouth; the gunfire sound serves as a transition to the opening credits)
(cut to the official Space Tree cartoon opening and then to a space rocket piloted by The Commander, with Allon in it)
THE COMMANDER: Yeah, I'm telling you, man. Space Tree is going cuh-razy in that execution cell. He's lucky the bullet didn't kill him before the prison officials had a chance to burn him to death.
ALLON: I'm just excited we get to meet the Space President. I am a big fan of his, you know. After all, us green guys do gots to stick together.
THE COMMANDER: Shut up, you green piece of shit.
(Cut to an empty Space President's office.)
FRANK: Mr Space President, your 12:00 appointment is here to see you now.
(Freely McWheely pops up from under the table.)
FREELY MCWHEELY: Send them in, Carooooooooooool.
FRANK: Uhh.. My name is Frank.
(The Commander and Allon enter the office)
THE COMMANDER: Hey there, Mr. Mayor. We...
ALLON: What is up, my green brother!
THE COMMANDER: We're here regarding Space Tree's appeal.
FREELY MCWHEELY: Oh, so you want me to save the lil' tree. Look, do you realize how many people are trying to kill me each day? Just one, his name is Wayne and he's standing right over there.
(Screen shifts to the right of Freely, showing Wayne holding a bow loaded with an arrow)
WAYNE: Hello.
FREELY MCWHEELY: Any you know WHY he hasn't succeeded? 'Cause I'm the kind of Space President who doesn't waste his space time saving space trees from space!
THE COMMANDER: Well... Uh... You see... He's not even a tree, so... It's one of them, one of those ironic nicknames, you know, like we call him a tree, when, in fact, he's the complete opposite of a tree. Uhh! It's pretty hilarious, huh?
FREELY MCWHEELY: Well... What is he, then?
THE COMMANDER: He's.. He's a green.. Crocodile looking kinda thing, just like you, man! Isn't that right, Allon?
ALLON: Uhh.. yeah! He's just like us, my green amigo!
FREELY MCWHEELY: So what your saying is that I'm the complete opposite of a tree?
THE COMMANDER: Y... uh.. That's probably.. what I'm saying..
FREELY MCWHEELY: Well I guess that would explain my complete hatred for trees. Especially talking ones. Heh. If I had my way, I'd kill everyone ever associated with trees, especially those trying to save them!
THE COMMANDER: Oh, I'm with you on that one, Mr. Prez. Especially these green alien kids with red hair who're trying to save them. Am I right?
FREELY MCWHEELY: Oh.. yeah, well you two get your wish. Mr. (Makes quotation marks with his hands) Space Tree (lowers his hands) will be killed. I mean won't be killed (Pulls out a note that says "won't be killed"; Allon grabs it)
ALLON: Well thanks a bunch, my green hermano.
THE COMMANDER: You made the right decision, Freely McWheely; So long; (Leaves and then pops out from outside the door; In singing voice) Suuuuuckeeeeeeeeer! (Cut to the Space President, who gets shot by (wayne's) arrow)
(cut to the warden's office, saying "The warden is in", The Commander holds the note next to him)
THE COMMANDER: And there you have it, Mr. Warden, an order to release space tree, (A third arm comes from The Commander's chest, pointing at the signature) signed by the Space Principal himself!
MR. WARDEN: Aww, gosh darn it, son of a gun, heck. I really wanted to see that guy burn, too. (Makes clicking sound with his mouth) Well, go ahead and let him out of the cell. I'd do it myself but I'm so darn depressed right now.
THE COMMANDER: You mean I have to go down there and unlock the cell myself? Geez! This hard labor crap never ends! Allon, you do it.
ALLON: Alright.
(Cut to Space Tree's cell, Space Tree's lying there on the floor)'
ALLON: Hey, Mr. Space Tree, you're free to go!
(Space Tree stands up)
SPACE TREE: Woah! You mean you two actually did it?
ALLON: Of course! Now I'm just gonna let you out of the cell
SPACE TREE: Well the button is right there on the wall; But make sure you press the "Door Release" button and not the "Fiery Execution" button which just happens to be right next to it. But luckily for you, they're clearly labelled, so you won't make that idiotic, retarded mistake.
ALLON: Uhh.. Yeah... I'll just press the one that says "Door Release", right?
SPACE TREE: That's right.
ALLON: Well.. Uh... huh.. hehe..
SPACE TREE: What... you can't read, right?
ALLON: Well.. Y.. You're my teacher, so...
SPACE TREE: Oh yeah! That's right! And if I do say so myself, I am a very good teacher. (Allon is trying to read the labels on the buttons) So really, when you think about it, I should be thanking myself (Allon presses the Firey Execution button, causing a metal shield to close the cell) Hey, what the f.. OHHHH MY GOD!!! (the little window in the metal shield lightens up, there's a sound of something burning, then the metal shield raised and reveals some ashes)
ALLON: ...
(cut to the ending credits, saying among other things, "Dedicated to the memory of Space Tree. 1982-2005)
==Easter Eggs==
*At the end click on the hidden Space Prez tie to see the Space Primeminister talking to "Carol".
===Transcript:===
Freely McWheely: Carol, you tell that skanky wife of mine I ain't havin' no more of her babies. Tell her to drop that thing like a sack o' sugar. Like a sack o' sugar all over the sidewalk, spilling all over the place.
{Space Prez gets hit by arrow}
==Fun Facts==
*In the episode menu, this episode is abbreviated I.G.K.Y.i.t.S
*You can read on the letter The Commander is supposedly writing to the Space President: "B is for Banana", a continuation of What's Inside That Tree? where The Commander has a piece of paper "A is for Apple" written on it.
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