The Clarinet Crush

The Clarinet Crush is the fifth episode in Adventures in Bikini Gulch, in this episode: Hopalong invents a clarinet and causes chaos
==Transcript==
Narrator: Last time in Adventures in Bikini Gulch, SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick stopped the great crisis in Bikini Gulch.
[Scene: SpongeBuck remplacing the welcome sign]
SpongeBuck: There we go! A not-Dead-Eye-involved sign!
Pecos Patrick is seen upside down
Pecos Patrick: I dunno, the sign is upside down...
SpongeBuck turns Pecos around
Pecos Patrick: Much better!
[Scene: Hopalong at his house]
Hopalong Tentacles: Ahh....It sure is nice not having to see SpongeBuck all day!
Western Temmie goes to Hopalong's house
Hopalong Tentacles: Huh? A Temmie?! But the.....Oh yeah....PrimitiveSponge129 put him in as a thank you to thatjess...
Western Temmie: mr krabs says hopalong neds to go 2 work
[Scene: Hopalong and SpongeBuck at the Krusty Kantina]
Western Temmie: ill have ten krabby patties p
Hopalong Tentacles: Okay Spo....(sees the order is prepared) oh....(gives tem his order)
Western Temmie: thank you (pays)
Mr. Krabs tackles Hopalong
Mr. Krabs: I knew what you were up to! You were gonna grab that money! But luckily, I saved it!
Time card: One Shift Later...
Hopalong walks home
Hopalong Tentacles: (bumps his tentacle on something) Ow! My tentacle! (looks down to see it was a piece of wood)
Hopalong picks it up and takes it home
Hopalong Tentacles: Hmm....What will I do as a punishment to this piece of wood...
Hopalong shapes it into a clarinet
Hopalong picks it up
Hopalong Tentacles: I have never invented anything! I will call it...
Hopalong Tentacles: The Clarinet!
Hopalong tries playing the clarinet (he plays it badly as always)
Hopalong: Yeah! That's really good!
Time card: Meanwhile...
[Scene: Bikini Gulch is seen as an apocalyptic place while everyone is running and screaming]
[Scene: Hopalong plays his clarinet "really good"]
SpongeBuck: Where is that horrible music coming from?
Pecos Patrick: I hear it too!
SpongeBuck: Patrick, you don't have ears
Pecos Patrick: Cartoon logic
SpongeBuck: We have to destroy whatever is making that horrible music! And fix Bikini Gulch!
Pecos Patrick: I can do that! (Destroys a banjo and throws a hammer at a building)
SpongeBuck: Patrick, you made that building even more destroyed!
Pecos Patrick: Sorry
SpongeBuck takes out a laptop
SpongeBuck is seen chatting on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki chat
TheBestChiliMaker has entered The Krusty Krab!
TheBestChiliMaker: Guys! My town is getting destroyed! What should I do?
PrimitiveSponge129: Destroy whatever is making the problem and fix the town.
thatjess: I agree with him.
SaiyanGokuDBZ: Yeah, that's the best choice!
The Terrible Travis: I think that's a horrible choice...
TheBestChiliMaker is blasting off again!
The Terrible Travis: Hooray
SpongeBuck puts his laptop back
SpongeBuck: I think the music is coming from....Hopalong's house?
SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick enter Hopalong's house, with earplugs on
SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick get to Hopalong's room, where he is
SpongeBuck: (yelling) HOPALONG!!!
Hopalong continues playing
Pecos hits Hopalong with the hammer he threw at the building
Hopalong Tentacles: OW! Not my day...
SpongeBuck takes the hammer and smashes the clarinet
Hopalong Tentacles: What?! NOOOOO!!!!
SpongeBuck: Sorry Hopalong, we had to!
Hopalong Tentacles: (yelling) GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!
SpongeBuck: Ah ah ah! The rulebook says: "Nobody can kick the sherrif and his idiotic friend out of their house."
SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick go out of Hopalong's house
SpongeBuck: This is gonna take weeks to fix!
Time card: Later...
[Scene: Bikini Gulch is back as it was]
SpongeBuck: Bikini Gulch is as back as it was!
Hopalong Tentacles: You mean...as terrible as it was...
== Characters ==
* SpongeBuck SquarePants
* Pecos Patrick Star
* Hopalong Tentacles
* Mr. Krabs
* Western Temmie
* TheBestChiliMaker (Debut)
* PrimitiveSponge129 (Debut, Cameo)
* (Debut, Cameo)
* SaiyanGokuDBZ (Debut, Cameo)
* The Terrible Travis (Debut, Cameo)
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