Crazy Train

Crazy Train is the third episode of Ultimate Adventures: The Series
== Plot ==
In a city full of Gigantic Palaces made of Gold and purple designs with crystal roads in the giant grand Persian Palace, an Easterling man wearing a Pahlavi Era Shah's uniform with long black hair and a dark grey beard was walking out the door to greet a group of people.
The Man was accompanied by a beautiful Amazon Woman with long lush black hair wearing a white dress with jewelry all over it, a young man with long shaggy hair wearing a Javidan Guard uniform, an Easterling girl with lush black hair and red eyes wearing a bra and clothes that are revealing enough that she could be mistaken as wearing underwear and a young boy wearing a Javidan Guard uniform to greet the Kou Emperor and Empress.
A Giant Steampunk Geobukseon-Zepplin Airship had landed down in front of the family and Palace
The Geobukseon-Zepplin had opened it's doors as men wearing uniforms similar to Japanese Imperial guard uniforms marched out in twos and then stopped to begin their guard pose. The Guards then lift up red flags with the Kou Empire Emblem in the center of a white sun with white flames.
Coming out of the Geobukseon is a man that appears as a rather unimposing, wrinkly man with a long black beard, wearing an Imperial Japanese Emperor's outfit with Japanese royal robes and mian crown accompanied by his wife, a slim, youthful woman of average height.
This woman has pale blue eyes, short, dark blue hair, with two long braids tied in loops. She has thin eyebrows, a mole on her chin, and usually wears red lipstick. She also wears a small hat decorated with a flower-shaped wel. The Woman's clothes are floor-length pink and white robes. She is noted for being a great beauty in which she looks more like the man's daughter than wife.
Koutoku Ren: (with a grunt) Greetings, I am the Emperor of the Kou Empire Koutoku Ren and this here is my wife and former sister in law Gyokuen Ren (as he directs attention to the woman accompanying him).
Shahanshah Boris: Nice to meet you.
Gyokuen Ren: (with a almost Dorolos Umbridge smile): Nice to meet you Shahanshah Boris Khan, it's such a pleasure to visit dear allies of ours.
Shahanshah Boris: (sternly) You came at a good time your Imperial Majesties because we captured a troupe of Earthbenders and they left ships on our docks which means.
Koutoku Ren: (with a sinister sneer) They gave us boats to use as proof that the Earth Kingdom was trying to invade you. Perfect excuse for the Great Powers to invade Ba Sing Se.
Shahanshah Boris: (with a cold smile): Yes and then we will install Archduke Kuan as the Earth Kingdom's ruler since he's good pals with us.
Gyokuen Ren: (laughs with a girly laugh) Plus we have hordes of Puppet States in the Earth Kingdom that could help us.
Shahanshah Boris: We'll we'd better get going, my family's bored.
Borush Khan: Agreed with that Father. In fact my wife here (as he directs attention to the Easterling girl with lush black hair and red eyes wearing a bra and clothes that are revealing enough that she could be mistaken as wearing underwear who is yawning with a bored face) is literally bored with this shit.
The Monarchs then said their goodbyes as they departed. Koutoku and Gyokuen then entered their Zeppelin which then flew over the palace and headed east of the city of Cistephon. The Parthevian Royals then went back into their palace to discuss family matters and the whole plan.
The Next day, Natsu, Alibaba, Aladdin and Morgiana then enter a giggantic train station full of robotic armored trains full of badniks, weapons and robots that are being transported to the Eggman Empire, Kou Empire, Fire Nation, Koopa Empire and their Puppet States from Parthevia itself.
Parthevian Soldiers, Eggman Empire Soldiers, Kou Empire Soldiers (which are soldiers wearing uniforms similar to Meiji Era Japan army uniforms), Fire Nation Soldiers, Human Sized Koopatrols, Sledge Bros, Curve Bros, Blaze Bros, Blizzard Bros, Lizardmen and Draconians were marching in single file with riffles and sub machine guns in their hands to prevent people from stealing weapons.
Alibaba: (in horror) HOLY CRAP!!!!
Natsu: (with a grim attitude) Yep they have hordes of that crap being delivered to the Eggman Empire, Kou Empire and ports to the Fire Nation and Koopa Empire.
Various Reghedmen, Kou Nationals, Fire Nationals, Easterlings, Malloreans, Amazons and Koopa citizens walked around the station. Have their usual station culture like buying tickets, chatting at cafes and parents trying to keep kids out of the railways so the trains can get to their destinations without casualties.
The Parking lot of the Train Station is filled with Steam-powered carriages, steam powered carts and Motobug powered Taxi Cabs as the rest of the lot was filled with Panzer IV tanks, Tundra Tanks and Koopa Tanks.
Aladdin: (with excitement) Hey look there's a train that's going to Balbadd (as he points to a Train that says is heading to Balbadd.) Let's board it.
Natsu Dragneel bonks Aladdin in the head making Morgiana irritated and people freaking out.
Guards then run towards Natsu as they start shooting and throwing Sledge Hammers, Bladed Boomerangs, Giant Fire Balls and Giant Ice Balls at Natsu and gang, but Natsu then dodged them and breathed fire at the soldiers as people were screaming.
Morgiana: (Huffing with annoyance) Asshole.
Natsu: (annoyed) Aladdin you shouldn't said that in public.
Aladdin: (confused and irritated) Why not?
Mysterious voice (laughing): Oh because Senpai-Natsu, Asshole Alibaba and their pet babies don't want to be noticed?
Natsu: (turns around and roars with uncontrollable rage) YOU!!!!!
Natsu said that to the direction of the voice who then revealed himself.
The source of that voice is a lean and fairly muscular young man of average height with red, ringed eyes and black medium length hair with a long, segmented ponytail that stretches down to his ankles. The young man wears purple makeup on his eyes, which fades toward the inner portions of his eyelids. The guy sports an Indian chunnari around his shoulders and a small, short-sleeved, black, midriff-baring choli. He also sports an Indian leg dress, which stops at his ankles but does not wear shoes. He has gold bangle bracelets that extend from his elbows to his wrists and a gold bangle necklace with a ruby in the center that is inspired by Rajasthani folk dancers.
Aladdin: (with confusion) Who's that Natsu and why did you rage at him?
Natsu: (with in a irritated tone with hints of anger) This guy is Judar and he's the foster son of Acnologia the Apocolaypse Dragon and one of Eggman's homies.
Alibaba: How do you know this?
Natsu: He told me that he was the son of Acnologia when we first met a while ago and he tried to kill me with the aid of Eggman's thugs.
Morgiana: Who's Acnologia the Apocolaypse Dragon?
Natsu: Big scary dragon that loves to kill people.
Morgiana: Oh
Judar: (in a sinister tone) My my what a crew you have Natsu, you have a pathetic crew here which makes me wonder why the son of Igneel, the Fire Dragon king's foster son the legendary Natsu Dragneel would have such a crew compared to the legendary group he has known as the Mushroom Squad, especially since they have legendary fighters like Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Natsu: (snorting with laughter) That's because Mario's a retarded pervert gangsta boi and Sonic's a speedy ninja boi with girlfriend problems.
Alibaba: (Shocked and surprised) HOLY CRAP NATSU YOU'RE A LEGEND!!!!
Natsu: (boasting with a smile) Oh yes I am.
Judar then gave a nasty sneer and snapped his fingers as a bunch of Eggman Empire Soldiers arrived with guns pointed at the four.
The people cheered with happiness as they knew Judar was here to save them from Natsu and the freak kids.
Natsu and the others got into fierce fighting stances to beat the crap out of Judar and his gang of soldiers as Judar then punches Natsu who then fights back by punching Judar's face and kicking Judar in his groin.
Morgiana then made earthquakes by stomping her feet into the ground which made the soldiers fall. One of the soldiers called for backup to get help. The gang after hearing the soldier call for back up ran off and jumped on the train as it left.
Judar then got up to people screaming and running around like crazy. He called for one of his cronies a young man with a mohawk who then helped him get up.
Judar: Get Zuko, Hakuryuu and Rin because we got trouble.
Mohawk guy: Okay boss
The four had entered one train headed to Balbadd as it was driving away, however as Natsu entered he got a sick feeling as he started to turn blue and look like he's about to throw up.
Aladdin: (Shocked) Holy crap Natsu your sick.
Natsu: (about to vomit) Yes it always happens on any form of transportation.
Alibaba: (Outraged) Jeeze no wonder why you always travel on foot. Morgiana can you please Natsu to a compartment.
Morgiana: (muttering angrily): No
Alibaba: (Kindly and nervously fearing Morgiana's gonna cause an earthquake on the train) Why don't you want to do that?
Morgiana: (about to cry) I'm scared that he's gonna spank me like he did to that other girl.
Natsu: (vomits and then says with sick stutters) Only did that to her because she's a psycho who deserved it.
Morgiana: (snarls) but she was crying in pain like she got hurt.
Alibaba: (stern) Natsu no more Fire Dragon Spank?
Natsu: (about to vomit) Okay
Aladdin: (smiling): I'll take care of Natsu.
Alibaba: (Sighing with relief): Okay (then smiling) Okay Morgiana you're with me.
Morgiana's eyes sparkled with happiness as she even blushed when Alibaba put his hand around her shoulder and they both walked to the corridor together.
People on the train then were talking with disgust at the sight of Natsu as the train's janitor then came out to clean up the mess of Natsu with a grumpy face.
Alibaba: (smiling) So I guess we can get to know each other right.
Morgiana: (smiling and blushing) Yes
Alibaba: (laughing) Man you are like a little puppy dog sometimes.
Morgiana then went somber and started crying on Alibaba's lap. Alibaba realized his mistake of referring Morgiana to a dog. Damn why'd he act so stupid.
Alibaba: (apologetic and somber) Hey I'm sorry for what I said.
Morgiana: (crying) It's okay, It's just that Fanalis are called nothing more than inferior dogs who are savage and mindless.
Alibaba: (shocked) wait...WHAT!!!!
Morgiana: I was running around as a feral child trying to survive people called Kou Soldiers who hunted people like me and made us their slaves.
Alibaba sadly remembered when he was in the Khanate of Kanzibar he saw Kou Soldiers selling Fanalis families to Kanzibarian Slave traders which gave him a face of sadness and disgust at the horrible way that the Fanalis were treated like punching bags including the children.
Morgiana: Then I was captured and sold to a merchant from Kanzibar as his slave, I was a rowdy slave who tried to escape and was forced to wear a shock collar and a chain leash to prevent me from escaping.
Alibaba: A SHOCK COLLAR!!!!
Morgiana: He used it to torture me for the fun of it with the collar as I was crying in pain as he and his wife laughed at me. I then rebelled by roaring a sonic roar that made his wife ram into an old man which killed him by accident. That was the last straw.
Alibaba then remembered when he ran into a guy named Admiral Zhao who was the best Admiral of the Fire Nation. Zhao was aided by Kou Empire troopers who had Fanalis soldiers that were treated badly after Alibaba escape.
Alibaba felt ashamed for escaping after he witnessed one of the Kou Soldiers abuse a female Fanalis soldier by kicking her in the ass and hitting her groin with the butt of his rifle.
Morgiana: Because of my bad behavior, He had me 1 year ago sold to a man named Jamil who treated me like his pet dog and put me in a caged cart with cuffs on my arms and ankles and a chain leash.
Alibaba remembered when he first saw Morgiana in that cage running around wearing a cloth worn by animals with chains on her ankles, wrists and a chain leash around her neck that was pulled on by Jamil to make her fall and make her seen like she was a dumb animal.
Morgiana: He would yank on the leash to make me fall on my butt so people can think I'm a dumb savage animal. It was sad and humiliating and I was miserable that I would end up being a dumb worthless animal tortured for entertainment.
Alibaba then felt bad for Morgiana as he imagined her as an adult being treated that way and being hit in the butt with a stick for entertainment only making noises of pain which would be an awful future for Morgiana. She was lucky to be saved by him.
Morgiana: (sad) I had no hope until I saw you as my savior.
Alibaba realized that Morgiana having a crush on him made him save her from dying in the air raid. Now Morgiana does not just have a crush on him and likes him, she now admires him for saving her and now she loves Alibaba.
Alibaba is now lucky to have this beautiful Fanalis girl as his lover and will do whatever he can to be with her and love her forever so she would not end up being ditched by Alibaba himself, her own savior.
Alibaba: (then says with a sad look) I'm sorry you had to endure all of that.
Alibaba then hugged Morgiana and let her hug him back as she even kissed him full on the lips with tears in her eyes.
Alibaba now finally had love a feeling he never experienced since his mom and dad were alive, since he dated Aquala and then Katara and he started being an Isolated Adventurer.
They were interupted by Aladdin who had a face of panic and Natsu was about to throw up.
Aladdin: (panic) Guys we have a problem.
Alibaba: (kindly moved Morgiana's face with a suprised face) WHAT!! Tell me everything.
Aladdin: (shivering with fear) Natsu threw up on an Eggman Empire guard in which they noticed him and we're in deep shit now.
Morgiana: (outraged) REALLY!!!!
The Citizens were then freaking out as they ran off screaming as the guards then arrived with their boots thundering down the train with thuds and their guns held in shooting position.
Then Soldiers of the Eggman Empire shoot at the gang.
The gang then gets into fighting positions except Natsu who was motion sick.
Fourth Trooper: (raging in German) YOU IN DEEP SHIT NOW!!!!
Fifth Trooper: (roaring in angry German) BECAUSE YOU VOMITED ON ME!!!!
Then Aibaba then tells everyone to stop getting into fighting positions as he saw some people were looking at him with scared looks.
Alibaba: (with a nervous smile) Please forgive my pink haired guy friend here, he has motion sickness.
Sixth Trooper: (Suspicious): Vait a minute is Zat the guy who beat za shit out of my brother in law in zat abandoned town.
The three froze with fear as the sixth Trooper said that. They looked at Natsu and then they realized why he tried to avoid these guys.
The three then found out these guys were part of the group of troopers who attacked Natsu in that town the night before they all met which meant that they were screwed.
Fourth Trooper: (Creepy smile) Oh I know it's Natsu Dragneel alright. You know Natsu Dragneel za legendary smasher who kicked za weiners of everyone loyal to za Eggman.
Fifth Trooper: (with glee) Oh boy ve're gonna get zat reward of 1,000,000,000,000 Marks from za big boys for zis.
Sixth Trooper: (with Glee) Can ve mail him dead so ve don't end up like my brother in law, ya know being killed by a scary alien.
Fifth Trooper: (yells pissed off) YOU ASSHOLE HE'S ACTUALLY ALIVE!!!!!
Sixth Trooper: Oh
Morgiana then kicked the guys in the helmets and then roared her sonic roar which made them go through the doors of the train cars.
The Troopers then barge back through the doors with the butts of their rifles and dash through the halls with their boots thundering down the halls of the train car.
Alibaba then grabs his sword and then fights the troopers with his sword as he slashed the rifles of the guns held by the troopers. The troopers then grab bayonets and then try to whack Alibaba who blocks their attacks with his sword.
Alibaba then fights the troopers with his sword which he swings in the style of royal swordplay as the troopers then try to fight back with their bayonets.
Then suddenly a violent gust of wind blew the train off the tracks resulting in Natsu, Aladdin, Alibaba and Morgiana in flying in the air but they were saved by that Arrow tattooed boy with white eyes surrounded by wind that Natsu saw before.
The boy was seen clearly as a tan skinned boy wearing orange pants and brown shoes.
Aladdin then pulled out his flute and blew it summoning a giant blue humanoid wearing only a loincloth and has the flute as a head.
Natsu then witnessing the appearance of it dropped his mouth.
Natsu: (Freaking Out as he threw up) WHAT THE LIVING HELL IS THAT!!!!!
Aladdin: (smiling cheerfully) That's my friend Ugo.
Alibaba: Um did Sahsa and Leila know about this?
Aladdin: No
The 3 soldiers of the Eggman Empire then saw that thing screamed with horror and ran in circles like scared little girls.
The sixth Soldier started to throw up all over the place.
Fourth Trooper: (Roaring with Anger) WHAT VA VELL IS ZAT!!!!
Fifth Trooper: (After throwing up and being retarded) I HAVE NO IDEA!!!! (as he then shoots himself in the groin)
Sixth Trooper: (Tired and furious) Zat's it I need to go schit in za nearest Fire Nation Restaurant.
The fourth trooper then grabs his walkie and then yells in it.
Fourth Trooper: (roars with outrage) GET ALL FORCES NOW!!!! WE GOT A GIANT BLUE THING THAT LOOKS NAKED RUNNING AWAY WITH THE FUGITIVES!!!!!!
So all the forces of the Parthevian Empire led an Amazon man with a gray beard wearing a white turban a uniform that looks like a sepoy uniform. The force was aided by some Eggman Empire Troopers, Ogres, Sledge Bros, Curve Bros, Koopatrols and Draconians.
Parthevian Soldier: (says to the guy with the turban and gray beard in a stern and alert tone and points to Ugo) There's the Giant the soldiers described to us General Runjab.
General Runjab: FIRE AT IT NOW!!!!!!!
So the troopers then got out their Steampunk Artillery Gun Tanks that started to shoot the Ugo like crazy.
Then hordes of Tundra Tanks powered by Fire Flowers then started to shoot Fire Balls at the gang and Ugo, but the kid with wind around him got in the way and blew away the Fireballs.
The Parthevian Soldiers in the Tundra Tanks started to throw fire flowers into the tanks and the buttons of the fire gun as it shoots Fireballs at the arrowheaded kid again, but this time the kid got knocked out of the air as he was saved by a giant white Bison with six legs.
General Runjab: SEND IN THE EGG HAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!
The Tundra tanks and steampunk artillery tanks move out of the way as giant robots armed with Hammers arrived.
These Robots are three times larger and much heavier than normal humans. They possess purple armor and a round torso with a black lower half and a thick collar around their neck. They also have two red bolts on their underbelly and large cup-shaped shoulders with round red spikes (similar to knobs). They also possess large hands and feet, yet thin and gray upper arms and thighs, with red bands around their ankles and wrists, and purple armor around their forearms and lower legs.
Their hands are mainly purple with gray fingers, and their feet are shoe-like and purple with black soles. Lastly, they have dome-shaped heads with menacing green eyes, sharp red noses, and pointy teeth.
Alibaba: (nervous) UM GUYS WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM!!!!
Everyone found out that Alibaba was right as they saw the giant Robots then jump with their hammers aimed at Ugo as they were about to whack him.
Morgiana then jumps up and then roars her sonic roar at the Egg Hammers, but it only destroys some of them as the rest then still are active and ready to attack.
Suddenly the Arrow tattooed kid rides on the Bison as he then Air blasts the Egg Hammers away with giant air blasts.
The kid then later on creates a huge tornado that wipes away the soldiers who were attacking Natsu, Aladdin, Alibaba and Morgiana.
The kid then jumped on his Bison as Natsu, Aladdin, Alibaba and Morgiana then jumped on the Bison and flew off.
Aladdin then grabbed his flute and Ugo came back before he gained any injuries from the projectiles fired by the Steampunk Artillery Gun Tanks and Tundra Tanks.
Parthevian Raptors then fly in the air to shoot the Bison down but they miss the Bison because their missiles were blown away by the arrow tattooed kid. Some of those missiles hit the Raptor jets which exploded with the pilots falling to the ground like falling turtleducks who got blown out of the air with exploding farts.
Later that night the kid and the Bison laid down and slept, as Natsu, Aladdin, Alibaba and Morgiana then decided to rest after that fight.
Natsu: (says tired) Sleeping on that Bison is comfortable.
Aladdin: (nervous) Um Natsu I don't know if that's gonna work.
Natsu: (smiling) Hey man, no worries we'll be fine and I'll get the hang of this thing, but first we need sleep.
The whole entire gang then started to sleep on the sand as Natsu then slept on the bison itself. Aladdin then jumped on the saddle with the arrow tattooed boy to sleep on the Bison with Natsu. Aladdin then threw off his turban and used to lift up Alibaba and Morgiana whom both walked on the Bison. The four then fell asleep as Natsu laid his head on the belly of the arrow tattooed kid, Aladdin then slept on Natsu's stomach as Natsu patted his head.
Morgiana then laid herself on Alibaba and hugged him as he hugged her back while sleeping together on the Bison.
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