Swimming Time

Although the other characters appear in this episode, they have no lines. In addition, they are seen in the audience.
musical guest - Caleb Johnson
Act 5 - Audience members (Cameron, Ryan, Jacob, Tiffany, Skai and Peyton) introduce Caleb Johnson
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses! 
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! 
June: hello, and welcome to KaBlam!, where we are going to spend the entire program doing a unique production of Underwater Wonderland. 
Erica: It's gonna be very terrific because it’s inspired by The Little Mermaid. And so, without further ado, let the story begin. 
Hector: (clears throat) His royal highness, King Fred Stockdale! 
[Fred Stockdale enters dramatically to wild cheering.] 
Hector: And presenting the distinguished court composer, Jimmy McGee! [Jimmy McGee enters to mild applause.] 
Fred Stockdale: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to welcome news from all of your waters.
David, Bev, it’s so good to see you.
Gerald, Lucy, it fills my heart to have you all here.
Garth, Alex, I am so happy to see you
Fred Stockdale: I just don't know what we're going to do with you, young lady.
Betty Anne: guys, I'm sorry! I was being chased before the show was starting
Fred Stockdale: As a result of your careless behavior, 
Jimmy McGee: careless and reckless behaviour
Fred Stockdale: the entire celebration was...
Jimmy McGee: Well, it was ruined. That's all. It's completely destroyed! This musical was to be the pinnacle of my distinguished career. Now thanks to you, I am the laughing stock of the entire comic book!
Cynthia and Riley: (angry) but it wasn’t her fault!
Zach: (upset) Uh, well, first, uh, A giant Maw-Ray chased us. (giggles nervously) 
Emily: And we tried to...and the monster went (hissing) and...and we were like...HELP!!! 
Oscar: Whew! And then we were safe. 
Nathan: But then, Thundergirl from Action League Now! came, and it was this is this, and that is that, and...
Fred Stockdale: (upon hearing what he said) Thundergirl? You went to a surface again, didn't you? Didn't you?!?!
Betty Anne: Nothing happened.
Fred Stockdale: How many times must we go through this? You could've been seen by one of those bullying children by one of those monsters!
Betty Anne: They're not monsters!
Fred Stockdale: They're dangerous! Do you think I want to see my littlest girl snared by some fish eater’s hook?
Betty Anne: (furiously) I'm 10 years-old! I'm not a child anymore!
Fred Stockdale: (pointing his finger at her) Don't you take that tone of voice with me, young lady! As long as you live under my ocean, You'll obey my rules!
Betty Anne: (nervously) But if you would just listen...
Fred Stockdale: Not another word! And I am never! Never hear you going to the surface again! Is that clear?
Narrator: the end!
(after the action league now cartoon, we see Gerald (African boy), Alex (Asian girl), David and Bev (Caucasian siblings) waiting for the musician girl)
Bev: Betty Anne, dear, time to come out. You've been in there all morning. 
Gerald: What is with her lately?
Betty Anne: Oh. Morning, Daddy. (puts the flower on his head)
Fred Stockdale: Well! (chuckles)
Gerald: Oh, she's got it bad.
Fred Stockdale: What? What has she got?
Bev: Isn't it obvious, Daddy? Betty Anne's in love. 
Fred Stockdale: musician? (looks at the water flower) In love? 
Jimmy McGee: young lady, everything's gonna be just fine. Now go upstairs, pack your bags. We're gonna start a new life under the sea. (sighs)
Jodie: hey guys, what’s "Under The Sea"?
Betty anne bongo: it’s a calypso song
Zach: she’s right, it is making everyone up on their feet and dance
Emily: And we're not talking goldfishes 
Nathan: But who sang that one, any of us? 
Jimmy McGee: Under the sea, under the sea, 
There'll be no accusations, 
Just friendly crustaceans 
Under the sea. 
(after the song, the four hosts applaud) 
Betty Anne: This is great. I know he'll be happy to have this back. 
Fred Stockdale: And just who is this "he"? young lady, you know how dangerous humans are! 
Betty Anne: (facing away from him): You don't even know him! 
Fred Stockdale: So help me, I am going to get through to you. (He holds the trident with both hands) And if this is the only way (The trident glows.) So be it. 
(He sends out a blast of energy from the trident, which completely destroys the statue.) 
Shannon: you poor child! 
Betty Anne: You're the sea witch! Didn't my father banish you? 
Shannon: That's right, angelfish. But how could I stay away, when I knew you were so miserable? What you need is a woman's advice, what if I could make all your dreams come true? 
Betty Anne: My father would never allow it... 
Shannon: Oh, well. It mustn't be love, if you give up that easily. 
Betty Anne: Could...could you really help me? But how? 
Shannon: Well...the only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself. 
Betty Anne: (unsure): A human? Can you do that? 
Shannon: My dear, sweet child...that's what I do! But firstly, watch this cartoon about a girl 
Mr. Cooper: Stick close by, kids, and I'll explain everything you need to know about the briny. 
Larry: [with reverence] I want to see a giant squid attack a whale and battle. 
Loopy: I want to swim free with the fishes, (dons a one piece swimsuit) My brother brought my lucky red swimsuit. 
Mr. Cooper: All right, listen up. Here, we have the hideous eel. And over here, we have the tasty sea bass. 
Mrs. Cooper: [points offscreen] Yuck. What the heck is that? 
Larry: Come on in. The water's fine. 
Mr. Cooper: [pointing at her] HEY YOU, COME OUT OF THE TANK RIGHT NOW! 
Loopy: Do some tricks! 
Mrs. Cooper: [grumbles] Stop that. It only encourages him. 
Loopy: Dad, you gotta see this. 
Mrs. Cooper: AHH! 
Loopy: well, should be coming up for any minutes now. Look! I see something! 
Mrs. Cooper: [sadly] Lucky red swimming trunks 
Loopy: [sadly] Well, the trunks were lucky even if he wasn't. 
Larry: I'll take those. Thank you very much. 
Loopy: [trying to contain] Come over here... 
Larry: I'd like to accomodate you, but I'm afraid it's safer in here. 
Shannon: Have we got a deal? I'll turn you into a human right now. 
Betty Anne: so I’ll never see my family again 
Shannon: That's right, sweetcakes. Now, sing! 
[a glowing green current whips around the Music girl, then a poof of smoke rises from the cauldron and a bubble forms around her. A whipping gold current rushes around her and her tail splits into two legs. She hurriedly tries to swim and is rushed to the surface, and springs into the air to get a breath of air] 
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape #407: Goldfish.
End.
Audience members (Cameron, Ryan, Jacob, Tiffany, Skai and Peyton): Let’s go crazy for our musical guest, the incredible Caleb Johnson!
(crowd cheers) 
Caleb Johnson: We were looking for love in all the same places
Infected with the same disease
In a room full of cats with handsome faces
You couldn't find a moment to see
I always wanted you to notice me, to notice me
I guess that's just the way it goes
I was looking for the answer
When all the time it was right here under my nose
For as long as you love me
You don't have to do the things I do
As long as you love me
You don't always have to be so cruel
As long as you love me
We don't have to be together 24/7
As long as you love me
I'm in heaven
We were looking for love, hearts trailing in our wake
Took any love that we could get
Sure, it wasn't easy
But you know you gotta take your chance no matter who you upset
Tell me, baby, did I peak your curiosity?
I don't know if I disappoint
You were looking for the answer
When all the time it was right here under your nose
But as long as you love me
You don't have to do the things I do
As long as you love me
You don't always have to be so cruel
As long as you love me
We don't have to be together 24/7
As long as you love me
I'm in heaven
You will never have a reason to tell me that we're through
I will never ask you not to do what you wanna do
Even if you never show me what I mean to you
And as long as you love me
You don't have to do the things I do
As long as you love me
You don't always have to be so cruel
As long as you love me
We don't have to be together 24/7
As long as you love me
I'm in heaven
As long as you love me
I'm in heaven
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