Pineapple Bowser scams people of fake baseball tickets

== Plot ==
Based off Way to Die #944
== Cast ==
Pineapple Bowser: Prabhat 
TJ Detweiler: Eric
Principal Hajime: Steven
Homer Simpson: Himself
Chief Wiggum: Himself
Moe: Himself
== Transcript ==
Pineapple Bowser: I got some cheap tickets, however these are fake.
TJ: Pineapple Bowser, I see that you got some tickets.
Pineapple Bowser: The price for these tickets are $15 each.
Homer: Can I get those for myself, Lenny, Carl, Barney Gumble and Moe and one for this kid?
Pineapple Bowser: Sure, they're $90.
Homer: Here is your money.
(At the stadium)
Principal Hajime: I am sorry to say that, but these are fake as heck, I am afraid that you six will have to go to the back of the line.
Homer: D'oh, this is a trick.
Moe: I prefer your son's phone prank calls.
TJ: Homer, since you strangled Bart, why not you strangle that Pineapple Zoophile?
Homer: That's a good idea.
Pineapple Bowser: If that's the case, I will scram.
Homer: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I WILL KILL YOU.
(Pineapple Bowser pushed the crosswalk button, but a slug crawled into the electrical box controlling the traffic lights and its slimy body shorted out the circuits, when the light shows walk for Pineapple Bowser, it also shown green for traffic, then the car hits Pineapple Bowser, who died from massive internal bleeding due to his ribcage being broken and his lungs being punctured, the driver was revealed to be Chief Wiggum)
Homer: Chief Wiggum, that's Pineapple Bowser, he married Pineapple Princess, who happened to be a human, he ripped me and my friends off with fake baseball tickets, we were excited for the Isotopes game, but he scammed us and a kid from 3rd Street School.
TJ: At least he deserves to get hit by a car for marrying a human and abusing Dark Pineapple Bowser.
Category:Ungrounded Stuff