The Possession

The Possession is the forty-first episode of Cult of Squid. It aired October 14th, 2020 alongside Spoiler Alert, and was written by Locknloaded23 and Purple133. 
== Plot ==
While out visiting the Feathered Friends, Squidward and Noseward have the face off against a possessed Sandy and Patrick. 
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with Squidward packing stuff in a suitcase, when Security walks in)
'''
Security: what are you doin', brother squidward?
'''
Squidward: oh, just packing.
'''
Security: packing?! You're leaving?!
'''
Squidward: no you numbskull! The Feathered Friends and I have a confidential meeting today! I'm supposed to be there in 30 minutes! 
'''
Security: is anyone else going?
'''
Squidward: Noseward's coming.
'''
Security: why's he coming?
'''
Squidward: I don't know. They just told me to bring him and no one else.
'''
Noseward: I'm ready, Squidward!
'''
Squidward: we'll be back in a few hours! Don't destroy anything! (They both walk out)
'''
Security: guess it's time for training. (Blows whistle, making everyone scream) ALRIGHT, MAGGOTS! GET TO TRAININ'!
'''
(Fade to Squidward and Noseward walking to the Krusty Krab)
'''
Squidward: sure is a long way from here to the Krusty Krab. Longer than usual.
'''
Noseward: do you have any idea why they asked you to bring me?
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Squidward: none, dude. They mentioned something about a formula.
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Noseward: a formula? (Sudden flashback to a mysterious figure running away from a fire and Noseward laying on the ground) Markers…
'''
Squidward: what? (Walks into the Krusty Krab pole and falls to the ground)
'''
SpongeBob: (walks out of the Krusty Krab) ah, good! You're here! C'mon in, we've got something important to tell you!
'''
(Fade to Noseward, Squidward, SpongeBob, Krabs, and Plankton sitting at a Krusty Krab table)
'''
Squidward: (holding ice pack to forehead) so what is it you want?
'''
SpongeBob: 1, we need to discuss a sneak attack onto Satan's forces, and 2-
'''
Squidward: hey, Where's Patrick?
'''
SpongeBob: ...we don't know. We assumed he lost his way, and he'll be coming back eventually.
'''
Plankton: But anyways, Noseward, do you recognize, this? (Puts a slightly burnt blueprint on the table. Noseward gasps when he sees it)
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Squidward: what am I looking at?
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Noseward: where'd you find this? I thought it was destroyed in the fire!
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SpongeBob: it was buried deep in a pile of old stuff. 
'''
Noseward: but is Dr. Markers still alive?
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Plankton: unfortunately, I don't think so. He probably died in the explosion.
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Noseward: wait, how do you know Dr. Markers?
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Plankton: he and I used to be friends before he disappeared after the explosion. My memory's foggy, but I think Patrick was there too.
'''
Noseward: Patrick? Wait, does that mean- DR. PATRICK?!
'''
Squidward: hate to break up the small talk, but what the Hell are you guys talking about?
'''
Plankton: basically… we found an old blueprint by an old scientist named Dr.markers, that may be able to restore Noseward's body.
'''
Squidward: wait, really? Well, who's the- 
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SpongeBob: we're thinking if we reassembled whatever he was trying to build, there may be a small chance we can restore Noseward's body.
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Squidward: but what about the surprise attack?
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Plankton: we'll have to wait on that. We need tons of materials for this invention, so we gotta get em!
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Squidward: hold it, before we get to whatever this nerd stuff is, can someone explain to me who the heck "Dr. Markers" is?
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Plankton: no time! We need to focus all our attention on this machine! The Chum Bucket has the perfect amount of materials, so go there and get anything you can!
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Squidward: Okay then. So what should we get?
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Plankton: well first we have to get into the chum bucket.  
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Squidward: That should be easy.
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Plankton: Well, uh, not really. You see, I, uh, sorta installed a security system that kinda… glitched.
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Squidward: glitched? How?
'''
(Flashback to Plankton drinking hot coffee, and spitting it out onto the security system)
'''
(Cut to present day)
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Plankton: uh, that doesn't matter. How are we gonna sneak past the security system?
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SpongeBob: we're gonna have to use disguises.
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Plankton: that'll never work! You're stupid!
'''
(Cut to them sneaking to the Chum Buckets in camouflage)
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Plankton: camouflage, what a stupid idea!
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SpongeBob: Shhhh! They won't be able to see us if we're in camo!
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Plankton: that's not how that works!
'''
(They walk right into the door without the security system knowing)
'''
Plankton: Well I'll be. Alright everyone, go into my lab and grab every single invention in there! I'll go see if my stash of radioactive sludge is still here!
'''
(They all run into the lab while plankton presses a secret button combo on the side of the wall, opening a secret compartment. Inside, there is a picture of Zomp, a picture of a scientist whose face is covered by Zomp's picture, a picture of Patrick in a lab coat, and radioactive sludge in a ziploc bag)
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Plankton: (takes ziploc out) i didn't think this thing could withstand ziploc. (As Plankton turns away, he takes out the picture of the scientist whose face was covered. A tear falls from his eye onto the scientist, but the others run in, so he quickly shoves them into the compartment)
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Squidward: we got the devices, Plankton.
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Plankton: excellent, now let's get back to the Krusty Krab!
'''
(They all run out, cut to the inside of the Krusty Krab)
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Plankton: alright, now we've just got to build our device here.
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SpongeBob: hey, why isn't Patrick back yet?
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Plankton: beats me.
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Krabs: maybe he got lost.
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Plankton: this will take a long time to build. Hey, writer! Care to speed things up a bit?
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[No, build it yourself]
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Plankton: oh, come on! Please!
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[Ugh, fine.]
'''
(Fade to the machine being completed and under a tarp)
'''
Plankton: thanks, writer!
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[Bite me]
'''
Plankton: (pulls tarp, unveiling a huge machine) voila!
'''
SpongeBob: woah! It's so big! (Krabs snickers a bit)
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Plankton: I didn't know Markers was making such a huge machine. Alright, Noseward, go step in front of the machine, and hopefully-
'''
Squidward: wait, before we test the machine, can I please get an explanation about all this?
'''
Plankton: hmmmm…
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Noseward: (sighs) I guess my restoration can wait. (Hops onto the table) so, a long time ago, and by that, I mean over 20 years ago, there was this scientist named Dr. Markers, and-
'''
(The whole room is covered in a thick purple smog)
'''
Squidward: what now?!
'''
(Squidward squints at the fog, seeing 2 shadowy figures standing in it. He looks confused, until Patrick and Sandy are revealed to be the 2 figures. They both have purple skin and deep red eyes)
'''
SpongeBob: WHAT THE BARNACLES?!
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Plankton: oh, that's where they went? 
'''
(out of nowhere, Patrick unleashes a wave of fire, which everyone nearly gets hit by, and it destroys the machine)
'''
Plankton: THE MACHINE!
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Krabs: QUICK, THROUGH THE BACK!
'''
(Everyone runs away just as Sandy unleashes another huge wave of fire. Cut to them escaping through the back entrance as the possessed Patrick burns the door down. They all run towards the destroyed remains of Bikini Bottom)
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Squidward: how do we restore those 2 back to normal?! (Ducks under fire wave) we don't have demon weapons!
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Plankton: think! What are demons weak to?
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Squidward: think, THINK! hmmnmnnnnnnmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmm……….(snaps) oh! salt!
'''
Plankton: where will we get salt?! (Ducks under fire)
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Squidward: there were some shakers over at the Krusty Krab. Should we go back there?
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Plankton: we can't! If we turn back at all, they'll catch us!
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Patrick: MUST. KILL.
'''
SpongeBob: where else is there salt in this town?
'''
Noseward: the Krusty- no, wait.
'''
Krabs: what about that fancy restaurant? Squidward goes there sometimes.
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Squidward: that's it! We just gotta go there! And fast! Im getting tired of running!
'''
(Cut to them running inside the fancy restaurant, with Patrick and Sandy running slowly behind them, since they are exhausted from running)
'''
Plankton: I've got an idea! Get all the salt you can!
'''
Squidward: why?
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Plankton: do it or we die!
'''
(Everyone runs off. Cut to Patrick and Sandy still slowly storming towards the fancy restaurant)
'''
Patrick: KILL.
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Sandy: KILL.
'''
Patrick: HUNGRY.
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Sandy: (slaps Patrick) IDIOT!
'''
(Cut to the inside of the Fancy restaurant)
'''
Plankton: hurry up with that salt! They're almost here!
'''
(Cut the possessed storming towards the building. They slowly open the door and step inside. They see Plankton all by himself. Cut to show Plankton with a huge gun)
'''
Plankton: SAY GOODBYE, DEMONS!
'''
(before they can react, Patrick and Sandy are suddenly blasted with a wave of salt from Plankton's gun, launching them outside the restaurant. They all run outside and see the demons that were possessing them running away in fear)
'''
Plankton: We did it!
'''
(Everyone cheers, which wakes Patrick up)
'''
Patrick: ow! I have the worst headache right now! What am I doing out here?
'''
Plankton: you were possessed by a demon. I blasted you with lots of salt which rid you and Sandy of- 
'''
(They look at where Sandy was, and she's nowhere to be seen)
'''
Plankton: where did…
'''
Patrick: im so hungry! Can I get a Krabby Patty?
'''
(Fade to Patrick eating a patty in the Krusty Krab)
'''
SpongeBob: so, Patrick, how did that demon take control of your body?
'''
Patrick: hm? Oh, I don't know. From what I can recall, I was wandering around, trying to gather some materials or something, and suddenly, I hear a fire, and then, completely out of nowhere, everything went dark, and next thing I knew, i was on the floor in the middle of the town.
'''
Noseward: the machine was destroyed?!
'''
Plankton: I'm afraid so.
'''
Noseward: but, how am I gonna turn back into a nose now?!
'''
Plankton: maybe someday we'll get a hold of Dr. Markers, so he can reverse the mess he's caused.
'''
(Patrick's eyes suddenly widen, as we see him have a flashback of a big explosion, knocking him back into a wall. Once Patrick snaps out of it he gasps)
'''
SpongeBob: everything okay, Patrick?
'''
Patrick: uh… yeah. Everything is… Fine. (Patrick stares at the broken machine for an extended amount of time, and then sighs, taking a big bite of his patty)
'''
Squidward: well, we should start heading back. It's been a long day.
'''
Noseward: but what about my body restoration?!
'''
Squidward: we'll have to do that some other time. You guys still have the blueprint, right?
'''
Plankton: it was destroyed in the fire, but luckily, i can restore the entire thing if you give me a few months. Or years. Or never. It depends.
'''
Squidward: uh, well good luck with that.
'''
(Fade to Noseward and Squidward walking towards the Lodge)
'''
Noseward: i can't believe i lost the chance for a new body.
'''
Squidward: don't worry, I'm sure they'll find another way to- 
'''
(A loud scream is heard from the lodge)
'''
Squidward: what was that? Is Security doing training again?
'''
(They run inside the lodge to see demons running away and most of the cultists are either dead or seriously injured)
'''
Squidward: WHAT HAPPENED?!
'''
Cultist: we were attacked by DEMONS! 
'''
Squidward: demons?! What are the casualties?
'''
Crayons: we estimate 500 cultists died from the attack and the rest were seriously injured. Thankfully your throne is still safe.
'''
Squidward: where's security?
'''
(Squidward looks around and to his horror, Security is on the floor, covered in blood and is mostly charred)
'''
Squidward: SECURITY! (runs to Security)
'''
Security: (weakly) the… (coughs) demons… Were too… strong… (coughs heavily as he passes out onto the floor)
'''
Squidward: SECURITY!!!
(The screen turns gray as "TO BE CONTINUED" is shown in bold red text)
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