Transcripts/The Great Collide; Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular

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==The Great Collide==
:[crowd cheers]
:Bulk Biceps: I'm Bulk Biceps, the spirit of competition, guiding you through today's Mane Event at the one, the only, Sportacular Spectacular!
:[fireworks]
:[crowd cheers]
:Pinkie Pie: Looks like it's pony vs. pony! Steed vs. steed!
:Rarity: Beauty vs. beast! [laughs] I'm... kidding, 'cause we're all beauties.
:Rainbow Dash: And we're all beasts!
:Rarity: Well, I wouldn't go that far.
:Rainbow Dash: I wish we were playing on the same time. That way, we'd all win.
:Pinkie Pie: Or all lose.
:Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Huh?
:Pinkie Pie: I'm just saying it's possible.
:Fluttershy: Our friends would want us to give it our all. Win or lose, we try our best!
:[loud thudding]
:Referee: [screams]
:Twilight Sparkle: I'm sad that if we win, they lose.
:Rarity: Well, I don't want to lose.
:Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
:Rarity: What? You don't audition hoping to be the understudy.
:Applejack: What she's tryin' to say is that, even though we're competin' against our pals, we got to give it one hundred percent! Maybe one hundred and ten percent!
:Referee: [blows whistle]
:Twilight Sparkle: [growls]
:Rainbow Dash: [growls]
:Referee: [blows whistle]
:[zip!]
:Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
:[buzzer]
:[ding!]
:Rainbow Dash: [blows raspberry]
:Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]
:Applejack: [grunts]
:[buzzer]
:[ding!]
:Fluttershy: [grunts]
:[air fizzles]
:[buzzer]
:[ding!]
:Rainbow Dash: [groans] Huh? [groans]
:Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
:Rainbow Dash: [growls]
:[crowd awww's]
:[buzzer]
:[ding!]
:Rarity: [grunts]
:Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Nice catch! I-I mean... bad catch? [groans] I can't not cheer for them. Go, us! Go, them! Go, us! Go, them?
:[zoom!]
:Potion Nova: It'll be amazing if these ponies make it through and are still friends after this. Well, got to get back to work. Potions don't restock themselves. [giggles]
:[poof!]
:Buttershy: They don't?!
:[zoom!]
:Pinkie Pie: Eat my dust!
:Pinkie Pie: Wait. As a food professional, I can't serve dust.
:[ding!]
:[zoom!]
:[screech]
:Pinkie Pie: Eat my cupcakes!
:[chomping]
:[zooming]
:Twilight Sparkle: [grunts] Everything's coming into focus.
:Twilight Sparkle: Three seconds in the air! Ten paces per hurdle! This race can be won using a calculated game plan!
:Rainbow Dash: [grunting] Wow, Twi! You give new meaning to "getting your head in the game"!
:Twilight Sparkle: I'm giving you a run for your money!
:Rainbow Dash: You mean "run for my honey"!
:[zoom!]
:Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
:[zoom!]
:[crowd cheers]
:Matt 1: Fine, I don't even care, whatever...
:Snips: [sighs]
:Rainbow Dash: [gulping, sighs] I always run faster when I plant a jar of honey at the finish line.
:Twilight Sparkle: I did not calculate for that.
:Bulk Biceps: The final round features the top six players competing in the joust! The winning team will be crowned Sportacular Spectacular Champ-taculars!
:Pinkie Pie: You think they'll go easy on us 'cause we're friends?
:Applejack: They haven't slowed down yet, so neither will we. Let's still give one hundred and ten percent. Maybe one hundred and twenty percent!
:Pinkie Pie: Hah! [grunts]
:Rainbow Dash: Yah! [laughs]
:Rarity: [yelps] Oh! Gentle on the mane!
:Fluttershy: Yikes!
:Twilight Sparkle: [grunts]
:Fluttershy: That was too close!
:Pinkie Pie and Applejack: [grunt]
:Rarity: [laughs]
:[zip!]
:[thud]
:[squeak]
:[squeak]
:Applejack: It's just you and me, pardner.
:Pinkie Pie and Applejack: [grunting]
:[bonk]
:Pinkie Pie: Whoa!
:Applejack: Yee-haw! Whoa!
:[squeak]
:Bulk Biceps: I've never seen friends compete like this against friends. You really get what the spirit of competition is all about. Hey! [laughs] That's me! The spirit of competition!
:Pinkie Pie: Yeah, yeah, that's great and all. But you got to tell us who won and who lost so we can get back to being friends!
:Bulk Biceps: Being on different teams doesn't mean you're not friends. By competing your hardest, you push your friends to also play their best.
:Mane Six: [confused sounds]
:Pinkie Pie: I think Mr. Biceps is on to something. We came here as friends. We're gonna leave as friends. Didn't we compete as friends?
:Applejack: In fact, there's five seconds left!
:Twilight Sparkle: Let's give it our all!
:Mane Six: A hundred and thirty percent!
:Bulk Biceps: [blows whistle] Congratulations, ponies! Looks like you're all champ-taculars today! It's a tie. You're all champions!
:Mane Six: [cheer]
:[crowd cheers]
:Dishwater Slog: Huh. Winning. Not so bad.
==Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular==
:[rooster crows]
:Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie: [snoring]
:[sloop]
:Pinkie Pie: [blares trumpet]
:Rest of Mane Six: [scream]
:Pinkie Pie: Get up-up-up-up-up! Today's the final day, and that means...
:[zip!]
:Pinkie Pie: ...it's the Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular show! It's got music! It's got fireworks! It's got other stuff! So rise and sparkle, everypony! The spirit of competition, Bulk Biceps, has an incredible performance planned for us! [squeals] I can't wait!
:Applejack: [groans]
:Rest of Mane Six: [yawn]
:Rainbow Dash: Can't we sleep just a little longer...?
:Pinkie Pie: No way, ponay! We have to get there early or we won't get good seats!
:[zip!]
:Pinkie Pie: Everypony ready? Let's go!
:Pinkie Pie: See? Best seats in the house! Huh?
:Rest of Mane Six: [snoring]
:Pinkie Pie: How are you ponies asleep? The energy here is [echoing] electric!
:[wind whistling]
:Rarity: [snoring] Aah! My hoofness. How long were we beauty-resting?
:Pinkie Pie: Oh, not long. Just all day. The show will begin any minute! There's the spirit of competition now!
:Bulk Biceps: [pants] Oh, good! Just the ponies I was looking for! I need you!
:Applejack: Now what in tarnation is goin' on here?
:Bulk Biceps: I've been so inspired by watching you compete here at the Sportacular Spectacular. You are true sports ponies. But even better friends. You've shown me that I need to be a better friend, too. Because friendship can be hard. But it's what makes everything worthwhile.
:Mane Six: [agreeing]
:Bulk Biceps: So I thought, "Why am I here putting on a perfectly executed one-in-a-lifetime show when I should go make things right with my own pal/rival Hulk Hamstrings?" Uh, I'm having a flashback. Oh, uh, that reminds me. I-I got to give my sash back to you ponies. You're the spirits of competition now!
:Mane Six: [cheer]
:Fluttershy: Wait, Mr. Biceps! Your show!
:Bulk Biceps: No. Your show. You earned it. So you're in charge of the closing ceremonies. Good luck!
:Fluttershy: Oh.
:[crowd cheering]
:Twilight Sparkle: We don't have anything prepared! What are we gonna sing?!
:[hoof tapping]
:Fluttershy: [clears throat, singing out of tempo]
::A song about the games
::And friendship
::And magic if we have... [deeply] tiiiiime
:[party horn]
:Mane Six: [laugh]
:Applejack: [to fourth wall] How's that for spectacular?
:[credits]