Mr. Wood (Topps Trading Cards)

==Summary==
The evil dummy Mr. Wood is the main antagonist of "Story Cards" #19 through #21 in the 1996 Topps Goosebumps Collectable Trading Cards series. He was given to the protagonist, Kris, as a gift to subdue her jealousy for her twin sister Lindy's dummy, Slappy. While she is satisficed at first, things go terribly wrong when she takes him to preform at a school concert. The puppet springs to life, insulting the music teacher Mrs. Berman and vomiting a green sludge all over her. It is later revealed that he was brought to life through an old magical spell, and he wants the twins to be his "slaves." If they don't become his slaves, he has threatened to hurt every one in their family. Mr. Wood overpowers Kris for not abiding by his wishes, clutching her neck in his hands. With the help her sister, they are able to briefly trap the dummy in a suitcase, which they bury. The next morning Mr. Wood shows back up, covered in dirt from digging out of the huge mound. He chases the girls, but in his fury he doesn't see a steam roller till it is to late, and us flattened.
The cards he appears on were expertly illustrated by Walter Velez, who is responsible for the covers of multiple Robert Asprin novels.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: At least , possibly 
Name: Mr. Wood
Origin: Goosebumps
Gender: Biologically genderless, referred to as male 
Age: Unknown
Classification: Living ventriloquist dummy
Powers and Abilities: Small Size (Type 0; Is somewhat smaller than Kris, who is a child), Self-Sustenance (Types 1, 2, and 3; As a living doll he lacks the biological requirements that would even allow him to sleep, eat, or breath), Inorganic Physiology (Type 1; Was brought to life by an ancient spell), Adhesive Manipulation (Can fire a stream of foul green gunk from his mouth), Resistance to Biological Manipulation and other biology-based powers (As a living dummy he lacks bones, blood, hair, flesh, etc)
Attack Potency: At least Below Average Human level, possibly Human level (Mr. Wood was able to restrain Kris. Though it started as a "struggle", Mr. Wood in the same scan is described as "powerful", implying superiority. Threatened that if Kris and Lindy didn't become his slaves he would harm their entire family. This would include Kris' father and presumably mom)
Speed: Below Average Human (Can keep up with Kris and Lindy)
Lifting Strength: At least Below Average Human, possibly Average Human (Was able to overpower Kris, and it required both Lindy and Kris to restrain him)
Striking Strength: At least Below Average Human level, possibly Human level (Overpowered Kris. Broke out of a locked suitcase)
Durability: At least Below Average Human level, possibly Human level ( Gets destroyed by a steamroller)
Stamina: At least Athletic (Dug himself out from a huge mound of dirt in the middle of the night, theoretically lacks the ability to get fatigued)
Range: Below Standard Melee Range (Is a little smaller than a child. His "spitting range" is less than the length of a human arm)
Standard Equipment: None notable
Intelligence: Average (Portrayed to be as smart as a normal human, no smarter or less intelligent)
Weaknesses: None notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
*Spitting: Mr. Wood fires a green liquid out of his mouth, which is describes as "foul" and to be composed of "gunk".
==Gallery==
GBCard19.jpg|It's Alive! #19
GBCard20.jpg|Deadly Dummy #20
GBCard21.jpg|Et Tu, Slappy? #21
==Notable Matchups==
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