Susan and Sasha DLC (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Team Dragoon are playing Susan and Sasha at Susan's place
Silence: You know, i really want to smack you upside the head in this game.
Susan: Hey why not? Go ask Heads, he'd probably be glad to add a DLC campaign for you. You know the route.
Alan: Yeah we do!
Team Dragoon jump through the entrance to the Prower Underground at Susan's place.
Heads: Team Dragoon?
Srish: We wish to get a DLC campaign in Susan and Sasha.
Heads: (thinks comedically) Sure, fans seemed to love you during Susan the Hedgehog, a playable role wouldn't be too farfetched. 
Alan: Before you start, i've got a idea of how it will work. We'll be running around, destroying some Eggman robots in zones from both Susan and Sasha's adventure, and...
A montage then ensues with Heads coding in all their ideas.
Heads: Okay, we're almost done. Before we finish, i've got a concern. 
Dria: What?
Heads: Well you see, the way you want Susan and Sasha to act would be out of character.
Alan: Well i don't have any better ideas. 
Srish: Me neither
Dria: Nope.
Silence: Nada.
Heads: Ok then...
Heads then finishes the game
Alan: Alright team, let's play.
Team Dragoon then gather to play the DLC
Gelatin Hills
In-game Team Dragoon: They go jumping across platforms for a bit until they reach a tall hill.
Srish: How are we supposed to climb that?
Alan: Don't worry, i've got a technique.
Alan then presses every button in a attempt to find something, when he hits the Blast Boost button, and in-game Team Dragoon slightly jolt forwards.
Alan: That would be it.
In-game Team Dragoon: They then fully charge a Blast Boost before releasing, boosting them up the hill. After reaching the top, they then run across a field filled with Badniks, busting them all the way.
Silence: Nice!
In-game Team Dragoon: The four of them ran into a Wisp capsule, popping it open to find a Laser Wisp. They then use it to cleverly bounce up to the higher levels, landing on a floating platform, and Dragoon Dashing across more floating platforms until reaching a Burst Wisp, which they used to go even higher, reaching a spring that threw them towards the boss room.
Srish and Alan: Oh yeah! Boss time!
The Egg Mower then drove in.
In-game Team Dragoon: They dash into the Egg Mower, dealing damage, then get safely out of range.
Egg Mower(7 HP): It launches blades that bounce along the floor, one hitting Team Dragoon and making them drop their rings.
Dria: Dang it!
In-game Team Dragoon: They retrieve some of their rings, then attack the Egg Mower, bouncing off it and hitting it again, then again.
Egg Mower(4 HP): It charges forwards, then turns and dashes again.
In-game Team Dragoon: They dodge the charge while hitting it once per charge.
Egg Mower(2 HP): It deploys various blades into the air, which all rain down randomly.
In-game Team Dragoon: They use the Dragoon Dash to dodge the blades, then quickly charge a Blast Boost, charging forwards and hitting the machine, before dashing it again, destroying it.
Pocky Hole
In-game Team Dragoon: They run through the underground level, encountering many Badniks, before reaching a Drill Wisp.
Alan: Aww yeah!
In-game Team Dragoon: They drill through the dirt, collecting Rings and busting some drilling Badniks, but suddenly the dirt collapses, losing them a life.
Alan: What the-How is that fair?
In-game Team Dragoon: They try again, drilling through the dirt quicker, before being launched into a surprise Hover segment, where they had to keep collecting Hover Wisps to survive. After finishing that, they Ring Dash onto a upper platform, with a Drill Wisp right below them.
Dria: Huh.
In-game Team Dragoon: They Blast Boost through a downwards pathway, busting Badniks before reaching Swift's boss room.
Swift then boosts in
In-game Swift: Hey Team Dragoon, I didn't know you were here. I've been looking for someone to train with. Will you train with me?
In-game Srish: Yeah sure.
Swift(8 HP): Swift dashes at Team Dragoon, running off the screen before returning from the upper platform.
In-game Team Dragoon: They jump onto the upper platform, but get hit from the return strike, then retaliate with a Dragoon Dash, hitting and tripping him, they then hit him again, and again, and again. 
Swift(4 HP): Swift jumps up, then attempts a Homing Attack, going off screen, and then returns, attempting a Homing Shot.
In-game Team Dragoon: They dodge the Homing Attack, then go to the right side of the field and dodge the Homing Shot, responding with a Dragoon Dash. They then charge a Blast Boost, and hit Swift with it.
Alan: Booyah!
Silence: Well, that worked.
Swift(2 HP): He dashes across the floor, using his ice powers to freeze the floor into ice, then turns around and attempts another Homing Attack.
In-game Team Dragoon: They jump over Swift as he freezes the floor, then Dragoon Dash over the Homing Attack, then as Swift dashes from the left, dash into him, sending him offscreen. They then Blast Boost into him, defeating him.
Lollipop Mountain
Heads: They might be here a while, let's speed this up.
A montage begins, showing off Team Dragoon's various failures, victories, misinputs, and clutches playing the game until in-game Team Dragoon runs into the Egg Cannon, which is lodged in a peak.
Egg Cannon(8 HP): It fires at Team Dragoon 3 times.
In-game Team Dragoon: They run under the shots, and then respond with a Dragoon Dash at the stationary target, then dashing again.
Egg Cannon(6 HP): It fires across the ground, then fires a spreadshot forwards.
In-game Team Dragoon: They Dragoon Dash over the ground attack, but are caught by the spreadshot and lose their rings, before retrieving some.
Egg Cannon(6 HP): It fires a couple explosive shots up into the air, which then come down and explode.
In-game Team Dragoon: They take the time to Blast Boost into the machine, then Dragoon Dash twice into it, getting hit and losing rings, but getting one last hit as well.
Egg Cannon(2 HP): It electrifies itself, then unleashes a laser across the ground.
In-game Team Dragoon: They slowly approach the Egg Cannon, until it's laser runs out. They then dash as the electric shield explodes outwards and dissipates, before Dragoon Dashing into the Cannon.
Egg Cannon(1 HP): It relectrifies, then fires multiple massive shots into the air, which come down on the mountain.
In-game Team Dragoon: They dodge the shots, and then dodge the electric explosion and hit the machine, destroying it.
Becky Forest
The Montage resumes, with Team Dragoon using multiple Wisps in it, pausing as they reach Flower's area, with Flower emerging from below on a vine.
in-game Flower: Tails always tells me to practice my abilities for the good of all. That's why i'm out here. Could you test them?
In-game Dria: Of course!
Flower(8 HP): She sends a vine at Team Dragoon's position.
In-game Team Dragoon: They jump the vine, then strike with a Dragoon Dash, dodging a grounded vine and one from the background. They then dodge a couple more vines before using one as a platform for a Blast Boost, striking again, then a third time, before being shoved aside by a vine.
Flower(5 HP): She puts up a vine barrier, while charging a energy shot, then fires it.
In-game Team Dragoon: They Blast Boost right through the vines and hit Flower, then ducked under the energy shot and hit Flower again.
Flower(3 HP): She summons a huge Flytrap, and a flower that released a pollen that slowed all movements, as well as heading into the background.
In-game Team Dragoon: They get hit by the Flytrap, losing a lot of rings while adjusting to the slowed movements. They then Dragoon Dash multiple times into it and destroy it, shaking Flower's vines, then dodged Flower's vines and attacked the pollen flower, sending Flower back into the battlefield, and then hitting her
Flower(2 HP): She entered Mover Mode, and evolved into a huge dino, before attempting to crush Team Dragoon.
In-game Team Dragoon: They dodge the stomp, then hit her leg with a Dragoon Dash, which bounces off of her. They then dodge again, and Blast Boost into her leg, knocking her off her feet.
Flower(2 HP): She attempts to kick Team Dragoon.
In-game Team Dragoon: They Dragoon Dash over the kick, and as she pulls her foot back, they Blast Boost her foot, causing her to fall over completely. They then Dragoon Dash her, but bounce off harmlessly. They then Blast Boost her, but still bounce off. They then fully charge a Blast Boost, and attack her, damaging her. They then repeat, sending Flower out of Mover Mode and defeating her.
Frozen Yogurt Factory
The Montage then resumes, with a lot of Badnik combat being shown off, even one where they use Asteroid on them, until they run into a ruined spot, where Omega jumps in.
In-game Omega: UNIDENTIFIED MOBIANS AND HUMAN LOCATED. SEARCHING DATA... YOU ARE REGISTERED UNDER TEAM DRAGOON, CORRECT?
Alan: Omega! Haven't seen you in this dimension before!
Omega: ANALYSIS: YOU ARE SAYING THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
Silence: Yep.
Omega: YOU ARE REGISTERED AS A EGGMAN THREAT. YOU WILL SERVE AS ADEQUATE TEST SUBJECTS.
Srish and Alan: Woah woah, slow down and explain.
Omega: G-U-N HAS EQUIPPED ME WITH MULTIPLE WISP WEAPONS. I HAVE BEEN REQUESTED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO IS FRIENDS WITH SONIC TO TEST THEM WITH. WILL YOU TEST THEM WITH ME?
Dria: At this point, it would be unfair to deny you.
Omega(8 HP): It fires Laser into the walls in the background and foreground, which then reflect off many times before striking at Team Dragoon.
In-game Team Dragoon: They Dragoon Dash at the right time to dodge the Laser blasts, then into Omega.
Omega(7 HP): It fires Drill into the ground, which rumbles around for a bit before launching up at Team Dragoon.
In-game Team Dragoon: They Dragoon Dash into Omega, then dodge the Drill shots, then hit Omega again.
Omega(5 HP): It deploys a storm of Rocket, which fires into the ceiling, then lowers down into a attack stream firing forwards.
In-game Team Dragoon: They Dragoon Dash Omega, then again, then they Blast Boost to the cover from Omega's attacks, getting caught by a stray Rocket as they jump behind, retrieve a few rings, then hit Omega one last time as he shifts back to Laser.
Omega(2 HP): It activates Frenzy, and starts just attacking wildly, too wildly to attack, until it has to recharge.
In-game Team Dragoon: They take multiple hits, each time losing one extra ring, then hit Omega twice, just barely defeating it.
Picky Farm
The Montage then resumes, with Team Dragoon's close calls being the centerpoint until they get jumped by Eggman in the Egg Anti-Dragoon, which is in the background
In-game Eggman: I heard you were helping people train. Well how about you train my Egg Anti-Dragoon in destroying you!
Egg Anti-Dragoon(8 HP): It uses a Asteroid proxy, taking piles of rubble and throwing them around the battlefield.
In-game Team Dragoon: They dodge the rubble, Dragoon Dashing the exposed head of the Egg Anti-Dragoon twice.
Egg Anti-Dragoon(6 HP): It fires bouncing Rhythm-like notes.
In-game Team Dragoon: They dodge the notes, but can only get in one hit.
Egg Anti-Dragoon(5 HP): It activates a flamethrower, and burns the ground with Burst.
In-game Team Dragoon: They have to Dragoon Dash over the flames, managing to hit it twice, but losing their rings to the attack.
Egg Anti-Dragoon(3 HP): It fires a bunch of Rocket-like missiles.
In-game Team Dragoon: They dodge the attack and hit it, triggering a new move.
Egg Anti-Dragoon(2 HP): It activates the flamethrower again, but also deploys a Bomb in the center of the screen, which is quickly detonated by the flames.
In-game Team Dragoon: They stay out of the Bomb's radius, then jump the flames and hit the Egg Anti-Dragoon before the flames return, then repeat, destroying it.
Cracked Empire Base
Alan: Well, this looks both more and less complete than the last game.
Silence: It's obviously been some time in universe.
Srish: That means that all the rubble must be from Susan and Sasha's attack!
Dria: Yeah, duh, we helped craft this place.
The Montage then resumes for the last time, showing off all the Wisps that were in the level, as well as the unique obstacles, until they finally reach Susan and Sasha
In-game Alan: What have you done to this place?! It doesn't pose a threat to anything, You have no right!
In-game Susan: It destroyed vast quantities of Chaflick food that i donated! I spent a lot of money on that!
In-game Silence: Then you clearly didn't read the dang sign.
In-game Sasha: You mean the one that goes-
In-game Sasha and Dria "Any Chaflick Food donated will be incinerated, don't even try me."?
In-game Dria: Yeah, that one. You should have thought that through, and not caused property damage here.
In-game Susan and Sasha: Bring it!
In-game Team Dragoon: You're done!
Right as the boss fight begins, the screen pauses
Heads: You've run out your runtime, and you shouldn't spoil the final boss.
Dria: Drat. You can't stop everything though!
The screen then skips to one final scene
Susan: She Lightning Dashes in a attempt to save herself from a fall.
In-game Silence: He fires his Ghost Wispon, hitting Susan and knocking her into the pit.
In-game Team Dragoon then high-five, and the credits roll.
Alan: And with that, we are officially done.
Srish: I hope the fans like this add-on.
Silence: Ok everyone, time to go home.
The End.
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