Iron Marge/Quotes

:(Bart and Lisa went to Bullseye store.)
:Bart: This store has everything.
:Lisa: This will make Mom feel cozy and loved.
:Bart: And it'll put a sock in the yaps of those gossipy hens.
:Lisa: I'm gonna ignore the problematic, "hens" because I support the sentiment.
:[Lisa knocks a Junior Operative box while conversation with Bart.]
:Both: Whoa.
:Lisa: Is it a toy?
:Bart: Yes. But it's also... gear.
:Lisa: It's got a pen that's actually a tape recorder, an eavesdropping device that lets you hear conversations from miles away. And when you get in a tight spot, sour gummy cyanide capsules!
:Bart: This could change everything,
:(Bart's dream)
:Nelson: Deep down, I know I'm the dingus! [crying]
:[Replays on his pen]
:Bart: Give me your lunch money or the whole playground hears you blubber. You, too, bow tie.
:(Back to the store in normal reality.)
:Lisa: The Eavesdropper could be so useful.
:(Lisa's dream)
:Janey: Okay, the meeting of the cool girls has been called to order. It's been decided that the new cool thing is to wear earmuffs in warm weather, so don't tell any randos-- [gasps]
:Lisa: [to Janey, Sherri & Terri] Hey, guys! [chunckling knowingly]
:Terri: [gasps] Now Lisa's cool, too! And there's nothing we can do about it!
:[All crying]
:(Again, back to the store in normal reality.)
:Lisa: [chuckles] Yes. Cry, Sherri, cry.
:Bart: Okay, just thinking out loud-- this kit is the same price as the robe...
:Lisa: [gasps] Are you suggesting that we--
:Bart: You know I am! [sighs] Say yes. Come on, Lis. I need two keys to launch this missile. Mom has never really been a gift person.
:Lisa: True. She's more into stuff like hugs and seeing us happy! But we can't just buy a spy kit for us and nothing for Mom.
:[Bart went to checkout to buy a Junior Operative spy kit.]
:Lisa: [stammers] Bart? [heading towards the checkout] Bart, we can't do this.
:Shauna: Would you like to apply for a Bullseye credit card?
:Lisa: I'm eight.
:Shauna: Yeah, you won't get it. But if you apply, you get a free Bullseye ironing board cover.
:Bart: [gasps] We could buy the spy kit and give Mom the ironing board cover!
:Lisa: That's like giving her a whole new ironing board!
:Bart: Give me an application! We'll give her two ironing board covers!
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:Agnes: My Werthers, my choice.
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