(Gold)membership Drive

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "(Gold)membership Drive," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining songs from the films Drive and Goldmember. They hang out with Austin Powers, raise money for KOOP, and get summoned to court. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci host a show during KOOP's spring membership drive, so the spend most of the show trying to convince listeners to donate money to the station. Before the show gets underway, Austin Powers enters the studio and begins shouting famous phrases. He parachuted in straight from London and is excited to talk about why KOOP is a great community organization in Austin.
The episode is largely Dillon and Matt thanking and insulting their fans, and they raise a lot of money and the station loves them for doing that.
As the episode comes to a close, Austin Powers begins making a lot of weird noises, and milk begins to leak out of his mouth. Suddenly, Austin Powers reveals that he is actually the Dairy Courtisan of the Dairy Court. He snuck into the studio disguised as Austin Powers to tell the DJs that he knows what they've done, and they are now summoned to the DJs to the Dairy Court.
They decide the genres contradict.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Dairy Courtisan
==Featured Music==
Beyonce - "Work It Out"
College, Electric Youth - "A Real Hero"
Britney Spears - "Boys"
Lovefoxx, Kavinsky - "Nightcall"
Smash Mouth - "Ain't No Mystery"