I don't wanna open it, do you wanna open it

'I don't wanna open it, do you wanna open it?' is a section in Chapter 94: HELLO INTERNET AND WELCOME TO GAME THEORY which serves as both the bulk of the chapter and the primary joke. The chapter is the only one written in a script format, making the joke work. The joke lists every character in F.A.R.T saying: 'I don't wanna open it, do you wanna open it?', which includes many wacky characters such as Squidward's suicide, Piggy from the Pewdiepie Amnesia series and Stewie Griffin. Notably, Bigfoot is comically asked twice, which angers him slightly. Apa also appears in the roster. Bodil then opens the door, and Trog is on the other side. After that, the bit repeats once more. All the characters are the same, but this time they say 'I don't really wanna open it, do you wanna open it?' Notably, Bigfoot is the only one to question if they had already did it, and then when he is asked once again he becomes very angry. Ranboo is not featured this time, instead his skinless corpse is where he stood. The Apa from the first section is notably missing. This time, Yannytord is the one to open the door for Big Chungus. When he opens the door, at first there is a cut off image of a trollface big chungus, which is then posted in its entirety on the next page under the words 'Big Chungus:'.
This section is the entirety of our knowledge of the members of F.A.R.T, and presumably it names every single person who operates in the Creepypasta Mansion.
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