Session Sixty One

The sixty first session of the Adventures of the Dragon Crag was on 31st January 2024.
Brandr was a cuck.
== Party Members Present ==
* Brandr Sigurdson
* Snorri Morgrimson
* Relnwe Adiath
* Professor Meino Osterhaus
* Aleksi Lehtonen
* Ranulf Schwarz
== Synopsis ==
=== The Slow March ===
We found ourselves marching behind the Forgekeeper Keeper banner on our way to Skalf's Hold to bring righteous hammer of justice down upon the crown of the Meanest Dwarf, aka Harlok Balgorson. He had a warehouse full of ancestral heirlooms and we had a book full of grudges. Brandr held the banner aloft and the rest of us trudged behind it, shining in our polished mail. Snorri and Brandr chanted a litany of grudges whilst Aleksi drummed on his chest whilst 'omming' - a form of traditional Kislevi throat singing. We marched up the switchback stair towards the guards who asked us what we were doing. We told them only that grudge would be settled tonight and they let us through, though they sent off a runner.
=== Ambushed ===
We continued marching through Skalf's Hold on our way towards the Golden Mug and the warehouse there. On our way, we gathered quite a gaggle of onlookers, eager to see what was afoot. As we entered a small alley, we were suddenly accosted form behind by a group of dwarfish thugs carrying a large barricade. They pushed us into a square where we were face with another group of dwarfs accompanied by an ogre. The leader of the bad bunch hailed us and told us he was Gandi Gromsson. Between puffs on a cigar, he asked us why we had come. We told him to stand his dwarfs down or face the Forgekeeper wrath. He did not stand down, so Snorri shot him with his Azthrund. We charged in behind the banner, entering a hectic melee, while the thugs shot crossbows at us. With righteous justice on our side, we quickly started cutting them down one by one. The ogre, deciding that he was hungry, decided to go for the skinniest morsel and charged at Rel. Just then, whilst valiantly cleaving the ogre's leg, Aleksi heard scuffles from behind the barricade and in a flash of orange, Logan Grimbody jumped into the fray. Logan engaged the ogre and finally brought it down by tearing out its heart with his axe.
=== Apparitions ===
While the fighting was going on, the Professor saw some strange sights. When we first entered the square, as he was channeling to cast one of his magic spells, he saw the ghostly apparition of a child. Later in the fight, he saw fog coalescing into a dark figure holding a book and he herd noises coming from a nearby building.
=== 'Ello 'Ello 'Ello ===
In the midst of the fighting, three more dwarfs joined the fray: Brokk Svenson and two lawbringers. Brokk called out for us to stop fighting in the name of the King. We told him we weren't going to stop until the Meanest Dwarf was dead. He said: 'It's treason then' and charged at us, closely followed by his lawbringers. Of course, we knew that he was a bent copper in the pay of Dmitri. At this point, Gandi made his escape. Even these highly skilled warriors could not turn the tide of battle in the enemy's favour and Aleksi smashed in Brokk's face. Our victory was assured when Behram and the Stoutbeards came from the south, having received the Forgekeeper call for aid.
=== Justice Triumphs ===
Just as we were about to slay the last of our enemies, Gandi re-entered the battlefield. He was thrown to the floor by Furagrim Kazorson and Kragdin Rorganson. They too had heard our call to arms and were enraged by the shameful actions of Brokk and the other lawbringers. Dismayed, our foes dropped their weapons and fell to their knees. Their game was up. Furagrim told us that they had investigated the Meanest Dwarf's warehouse and that they had found many stolen treasures. They were busy cataloguing it all.
=== Rightful Returns ===
While we were still cleaning the blood from our weapons, another Lawbringer came from the direction of the Golden Mug. He had with him a box which he presented to Brandr. Inside was an intricate, beautiful gromril helmet, made Forgekeeper ancestors over 3300 years ago.
== Next Session ==
Session Sixty Two
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Session Sixty
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