Chums (2024 film)/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer ==
(Houdini by Dua Lipa plays)
(The 2023- ITV Studios logo)
(The Universal Pictures Logo)
(The Amblin Entertainment logo)
(The Legendary Entertainment Logo)
(Dec appears walking to see the audience)
Dec: Goodnight everybody, if know Humans and Toons are the same way of friendship and harmony
Dec: Before the green-light of our show, Me with 10 year olds, Cat with 2.7 year olds, and my man Ant he's as a baby, we watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit? in the Movie Theater.
Dec: After the Cancellation to the original Bossy Rossy: After Dark, We watched the new Bossy Rossy: After Dark.
(Ant and Dec both appear)
Cat: Last Year after the ending of All Stars 8, Mr. Zaslav creates a movie based on.
Dec: Chip and Dale
Dec: So over 35 years follwing a strange event on Hollywood and the warner bros. and discovery inc. merger, we are the only heroes, that we can save, the world.
(Fades to white)
(The Chums pre-release Logo appears)
(and later fades to the word: COMING SOON and the second word: 2024 with the 2023- ITV Studios colors, the Universal globe, the Amblin Entertainment symbol, and the Legendary Entertainment logo)
== Official Trailer ==
(The ITV Studios appears)
(Transitons to the Angry Humans and Chums Protesters angrily chatting against Hollywood CEOs in Hollywood studios)
Trailer Narrator: The ITV and The Showbiz industry are in danger
Trailer Narrator: from an evil person they call Carolyn "Dalek" McCall who ruins everything
Carolyn McCall: Hello everybody, since I got all those projects back on track using my tax write-off and also, i turn all those beloved toons into, HUMANS!!!!
(The Tax Write-bots appear and get all the toons, Mickey with his Sorcerer form protects the disney characters from the tax write-bots)
(Carolyn McCall sees the building at night)
(Fades to black)
Trailer Narrator: but the only heroes can save, but not Roger Rabbit or The Rescue Rangers, only are those 2 Geordies and 1 Sutton Coldfield girl
(The Chums Theme Song playing)
(The ITV Studios logo)
(and later changes into The Universal Pictures logo)
(The Amblin Entertainment logo appears)
(The Legendary Entertainment Logo appears)
Ant, Cat and Dec: It’s time for Chums
Fenton Bailey: I like you three, but even since Warner Bros. merged with Discovery Inc., the new CEO and president of our parent company David Zaslav has been canceling and interfering with all of our most promising projects just for some dumb tax-off! The Batgirl movie, killed the DCEU including the Zynderverse, Scoob: Holiday Haunt along with another Scooby-Doo movie featuring The Hex Girls, cancelling beloved Cartoon Network shows and that Driftwood movie and shutting down the Cartoon Network Studios building itself, and the list goes on. He even scrapped the Batman: Caped Crusader cartoon we had planned for HBO Max and now it moved to Amazon Prime. That Batman: Caped Crusader money could have been ours! Those new subscribers should have been HBO Max’s if it wasn’t for him! Or Max now thanks to him and Noooooo, why everything change.
(Tom comes in to Fenton's office)
Tom Campbell: Not good. Our stocks are worse than before, Ginger Ale and Henry Cavill are both filing lawsuits against Ridley Scott, Legendary Entertainment not threatening to work with us for any future project until and I quote “We get our act together”, and the mob of protesters outside are getting worse, Ever since AT&T sold Warner Media and Warner Bros. merge with Discovery and became Warner Bros. Discovery, most of the Warner Bros library has been tarnish and disrespected left and right; shutting down Cartoon Network Studios, the Oscars from 2022, Hollywood and half of the entertainment industry have been mistreating animation. With that no good Barbato continuing World of Wonder's legacy, Disney canceling The Owl House claim it “doesn’t fit their brand” and disrespecting their beloved animated classics with bad live-action remakes with DEI and woke agendas that nobody wants, and Nickelodeon no longer wants to make an animated series with a female protagonist.
Dec: What!
Tom: At least MTV knows how to treat reality shows.
(fades to the blue background)
(Text: from the creators of Who Framed Roger Rabbit ? & Chip N Dale: Rescue Rangers)
Sweetie Bird: QUIET!!! (the protesters became quiet; Sweetie gives her megaphone to Ant) They’re all yours, Ant.
(Text: A Big Great Journey)
Ant, Cat, Dec and Tom: Yahoooooo!
(Text: versus An Evil Woman along with her goons)
Carolyn McCall: I think it's time for Chums to become another tax write-off.
Bruce McCoy: You four! Come with us
Tom: RUN! (Ant, Cat, Dec and Tom run out of McCall's office and tries to make it out of the building)
(Text: With New Allies)
Ant: doesn't Nelly have a show with the NCA?
Cat: Yes!
Sweetie Bird: Man, I can't wait for the season two premiere!
(Text with Forgotten Shows)
Father Time: Of course, young lady. How may I help… (gasps) The Wonders? Is that really you guys?
Father Time: It’s me, Father Time! From Histeria!
Ant: Histeri-what now?
(Text: With New Appearances)
(Bossy Rossy reveals himself)
Bossy Rossy: It's good to see you too. You’ve gotten taller since I last saw you.
Tom: Tom: Uncle Ross? (Goes hugs his uncle) It’s so good to see you again.
(Fades to the the wb characters and other studios, All the Velmas starts punching and kicking Fake Velma, A bunch of human and Chums flying biplanes around the ITV studios in London to attack Sketch Monster McCall, Wile E. Coyote launches a big red GayMC rocket at Sketch Monster McCall, The Wonders and Toms, along with robots and monster fights over Sketch Monster McCall)
Ant, Cat and Dec: We're in our own movie!
Ant, Cat and Dec: We'll be Chums Forever, We'll be jolly good Chums
(Fades to the movie logo in the blue background)
Ant, Cat and Dec: Chums
Michelle: Sorry we’re late! Carson wanted to get a Celsius at 7-Eleven on the way here!
Carson: (Gulps) Ah!
Nina: You heard them, kid! Let's go! I'm getting a Celsius too.
(Appears with the cast)
(Text: June 14 with the ITV Studios colors, The Universal Pictures globe, Amblin Entertainment symbol, and Legendary Entertainment logo)
(Fades to Black)
== Final Trailer ==
(Protesters angrily chatting against Hollywood CEOs and ITV Studios' CEO Carolyn McCall)
Protesters: Hey hey! Ho ho! Carolyn McCall's got to go! Hey hey! Ho ho! Carolyn McCall's got to go!
Dr Vegas: Duh,
(Vegas Accidentally falls from the Chair)
Dr Vegas: Ow.
Human Protester #1: We're protesting against Wonder Man!
Yosemite Sam: I love that guy!
Human Protester #2: He got Drag Race and All Stars back on track!
Numbuh 5: He shutdown ViacomCBS!
Maxie: (holds up a sign that said, “He cancelled my movie, twice!”)
The Wonders: Protest?
(The ITV Studios colors with the ITV Studios logo appears on the Television Centre)
(and later changes into The World of Wonder logo)
(The Amblin Entertainment logo appears)
(The Legendary Entertainment Logo appears)
Dr. Tekyll: Those fans… or former fans I guess have the right to protest and be angry. Animation hasn’t been taken seriously since last year. And Warner Bros has been hit the hardest. Especially after being merged with one of the least entertaining companies in the world.
Ant: NBC News?
Dr. Tekyll: No, no, no, no. ITV Studios changed its colors.
The Wonders: What?!
Tom: Ever since AT&T sold Warner Media and Warner Bros. merge with Discovery and became Warner Bros. Discovery, most of the Warner Bros library has been tarnish and disrespected left and right; shutting down Cartoon Network Studios, the Oscars from 2022, Hollywood and half of the entertainment industry have been mistreating reality television.
Dec: WHAT?!?!
Tom: At least MTV knows how to treat reality television.
Ant: (Ant takes the megaphone from Sweetie) Thanks, Sweetie. My fellow World of Wonder stars, stars of all other Tv studios, and Drag Race fans! Fear not, as me and my fellow Chum Cat and her husband Dec are going straight to ITV Studios headquarters and to CEO Carolyn McCall's office and show him what happens when you mess with a beloved and popular entertainment studio/company like World of Wonder! The house that the Drag Race built! And we won't come back until WoW, the fans and all us reality shows get the respect that we deserve from freaks like her! And make it clear to her that we the people of World of Wonder. Will not or ever become a World of Wonder!
Human Protester #1: According to Wikipedia, it said that World of Wonder was founded in 1991.
Ant: 1991?!
Tom: Don't worry about Mister Fenton. I told him I had a family emergency in New York and got someone to take my place while I'm gone.
Carolyn McCall: Ah! Welcome Wonders and friend! Come in to my office. Make yourselves at home. Thank you, John. I can take it from here.
Bruce McCoy: You're Welcome Ms. McCall 
Carolyn McCall: … WoW accepted my offer to sell ITV Studios. To them. … I think all those projects for my tax write off scheme to make ITV Studios get back on track and get more shows on ITVX. I care about the fans, I care about ITV Studios, I don't care about Discovery and their money.
Tom: She's planning to get more shows on ITVX? That's even worse than selling it to one of the big US companies WoW! McCall can do this to us! She can do that! This does not violate so many anti trust laws.
Cat: Yeah! Everyone knows that nothing good happens when companies merge with one another or buy a certain franchise! And I’m not just talking about Disney. Look where happened when the brought the rights to Doug, The Muppets, Marvel, Lucasflims, and 20th Century Fox (now known as 20th Century Studios). They canceled 20th Century’s plans for movies based on video-games, including one based on The Sims games.
Cat: Plus, “Just for fun we run around the Universal lot” doesn’t make sense as “Just for fun we run around the ITV movie lot.” That literally beats the purpose of our last names.
Tom: Don't worry guys. No one is getting sold to Universal, Disney, Paramount Global, Sony, or any other major or minor studios in Hollywood.
(Playing the rock n roll music)
Carolyn McCall: There they are!
(Text: A Big Great Journey)
Bruce McCoy: You four are coming with me!
(Text: from the creators of Who Framed Roger Rabbit ? & Chip N Dale: Rescue Rangers)
Tom: Running a TV studio is not the same as running a cable and satellite network. You can’t just cancel movies and tv shows that millions of people want to see and toss them in the trash and replace them with bad movies and crappy reality shows and movies nobody wants to see. Nobody wants to see more reality shows! They want to good movies and show with great creativity, originally and storytelling. They want shows like The Daytona Wind.
Shannel: Said the guy who continues the events of RuCo's Empire.
(All of them “whoa” and “gasped” of what Shannel just said)
(Bruce facepalms)
(Text: So That This)
(The Wonders and Tom runs into all the persons in Kansas City for pride)
(Text: Means)
(All the shows attack Carolyn McCall)
(Text: Fun!)
(A bunch of human and Chums flying biplanes around the East Tower to attack Sketch Monster McCall, Maxie launches a big red GayMC rocket at Sketch Monster McCall, The Wonders and Toms, along with robots and monster fights over Sketch Monster McCall)
(Fades to the movie logo in the blue background)
(Text: In cinemas now with the ITV Studios colors, The Universal Pictures globe, Amblin Entertainment symbol, and Legendary Entertainment logo)
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