The Olymbeans: A Complete Collection of Myths

The Olymbeans: A Complete Collection of Myths is, as the title suggests, a collection of old Olymbean myths constructed into one book. 
You might want to know, reader, that this was not an easy book to make - we had to search far and wide for every ancient script, every poem, every piece of mythological literature we could find and put them all together; and they were not easily obtained. We don’t even know if this book can be considered complete, since there are probably many other scripts that were lost to time. But we used everything we got our paws on to connect the dots and form a semi-accurate reading.
With all that said, I hope you enjoy this book, as this might be one of the last testimonies of the Olymbeans’ myths.
== Who, Pray Tell, are the Olymbeans? ==
The Olymbeans are, or were, a group of celestial Spinny deities that were worshipped in ancient times by Boiz who were never introduced to King Bean. While it’s unknown which Boiz worshipped these deities, ancient artwork suggests that Zodiac Boiz might have been the main practicers. Nobody worships the Olymbeans anymore (at least, we think so), but their mythology is a series of everlasting tales.
The Olymbeans consist of 11-12 gods: the Zeusian Boi, Poseidonan Boi, Heran Boi, Demetran Boi, Athenian Boi, Apollan Boi, Artemisian Boi, Aresian Boi, Aphroditan Boi, Hermean Boi, and Hadean Boi. There are a few extras, like the Hestian Boi and Dionysian Boi, but the main ones are listed above.
Before we go any further, we will first walk through the story of creation. After that, we will look into each of the Olymbeans and their list of myths.
== I - The Beginning ==
At first, there was nothing. A lot of nothing.
The first primordial god, if you can call it that, was the Chaosian Boi - a Boi of gloomy, murky mist that drifted throughout the empty cosmos.
Eventually, the Chaosian Boi got bored. When you’re the only thing in existence, you’re bound to get pretty bored. So, some of its matter collected and solidified, which formed the earth. The earth then developed a living personality and became the second god to exist - the Gaian Boi.
Now, the Gaian Boi was the actual earth, but she could take on a Boi-like form. She liked to walk across the earth (yes, basically walking across herself) as a female Spinny Boi with black fur and bright green eyes. Those eyes hid a nasty disposition, which you’ll see later.
After a long time alone, the Gaian Boi looked into the misty nothingness above her and said to herself “You know what would be good? A sky. I could really go for a sky. And it would be nice if he was also a Boi I could fall in love with, because I’m kind of lonely down here with just these rocks.”
Either the Chaosian Boi heard her and cooperated, or Gaian simply willed it to happen. Above the earth, the sky formed - a protective dome that was blue in the daytime and black at night. The sky named himself the Ouranian Boi, and, like the Gaian Boi, he could take Boi shape and visit the earth (which was good, because the sky is way up there and long-distance relationships never work out).
In physical form, the Ouranian Boi looked like a powerfully-built Spinny Boi whose fur changed to mimic the sky: sometimes light blue with cloudy patterns across his body, sometimes dark with glimmering stars. Hey, the Gaian Boi dreamed him up to look like that.
Anyway, Ouranian and Gaian mated.
Happily ever after? Not exactly. 
Part of the problem was that the Chaosian Boi got a little too much enjoyment out of creation. It thought to its misty, gloomy self “Hmm, Earth and Sky. That was fun! I wonder what else I can make.”
This soon lead to all sorts of other problems - by that, we mean more gods. Water collected out of the mist of Chaosian, pooled into the deepest parts of the earth, and formed the first seas. These seas developed a consciousness and became the Pontan Boi.
Then Chaosian really went nuts and thought “I know! How about a dome like the sky, but at the bottom of the earth? That would be awesome!”
So another dome came into being from beneath the earth, but it was dark and dreary and not very nice, since it was always hidden from the light of the sky. This was the Tartaran Boi, or the Pit of Evil; and as you can guess from the name, when he developed a personality, he didn’t have many friends.
The problem was, both the Pontan Boi and Tartaran Boi liked the Gaian Boi, which put some pressure on her relationship with Ouranian.
A bunch of other primordial gods popped up, but if we tried to name them all then this book would be about 3 chapters longer. The Chaosian Boi and Tartaran Boi had a pup together don’t ask how, we don’t know named the Nyxan Boi, who was the embodiment of Night. Then the Nyxan Boi, somehow all by herself, had a daughter named the Hemeran Boi, who was Day. Nyxan and Hemeran never really got along because they were as different as... well, you know.
After this, the Gaian Boi and Ouranian Boi started having pups themselves - with very... mixed results.
First, they had a litter of twelve: six girls and six boys called the Titan Boiz. Once the Titan Boiz were born, however, things started to go sour between Ouranian and Gaian. Ouranian spent a lot more time hanging out in the sky - as a result, he didn’t visit. He didn’t help out with the pups. The Gaian Boi got resentful, and the two of them started fighting. As the Titan Boiz grew older, Ouranian would yell at them and basically act like a horrible dad.
A few times, Gaian and Ouranian tried to patch things up. The Gaian Boi decided that maybe if they had another set of pups, it would bring them closer...
Yeah, bad idea.
She gave birth to triplets. The problem? These new pups defined the word UGLY. They were as big and strong as the Titan Boiz, but hulking and brutish and just unattractively massive. To top it all off, each pup had a single eye in the middle of his forehead.
Talk about a face only a mother could love. Well, the Gaian Boi loved these guys. She named them the Cyclopian Boiz, and eventually they would spawn a race of other, lesser one-eyed Boiz. But that was much later, and right now they had other things to worry about.
When the Ouranian Boi saw the Cyclopian triplets, he freaked. “These cannot be my pups - they don’t even look like me!”
”They are your pups, you deadbeat!” The Gaian Boi yelled back. “Don’t you dare leave me to raise them on my own!”
“Don’t worry, I won’t...” Ouranian growled.
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