The Echad Mi Yodea Ritual

The Echad Mi Yodea ritual is a pagan ritual in Rossyia,used on POWs to purify them from their former genes. Used only once in Rossyia's history : it consists of male POWs being lined up,Rossyian shamans are forming a half circle and perform a ritual dance,singing a jewish prayer as one shaman cut the POWs' dicks off on the music's beat. 
== Against the Frenchs ==
The Echad Mi Yodea ritual was first introduced by governor Freddy Andersson who wanted to purify the french POWs and send them to work in Akihabarov's maid cafes. Some people found it too inhumane,stating "it's inhumane to send people to work as maids". 
== Controversies ==
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Some claim that this ritual is stolen from Judaism but Freddy always denied those accusations. Others claimed that this ritual was too inhumane and that it should be abolished,however no party has announced its wish to remove ban the Echad Mi Yodea Ritual
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