Fandemonium 3/3

Previously on Fandemonium:
:Alice: Brilliant! 
:Jake: Which of us three gets to claim victory, though?
:Alice: I guess Volt can have it. He did the hard part…
:Announcer: Well, there you have it, folks! VOLT IS THE WINNER!
----
Jake: Well, here it is… it’s already starting to smell. Better do this quickly…
:(Jake picks up Marley’s corpse in his arms and takes it back to his room)
----
:(Contestants are gathered in the dining hall)
Announcer: Alright! The results are in. One of you will be eliminated, and forever lose your chances of winning this mansion.
Frolo: Are you gonna do a dramatic countdown?
Volt: Yeah! Dramatic countdowns are awesome!
Mika Sho: Hmph. I’m sure they’re awesome for you, since you don’t have to be worried about elimination…
Announcer: Calm down, I’m not going to bother counting the votes. We only got a few. And it’s Sk8. He’s out. Sorry.
Sk8: WHAA?! NO! This mansion is TOTALLY RADICAL… I NEED it. 
Announcer: The exit is that way. I’ve already paid for your flight home.
:(Sk8 exits the mansion sulkily)
Announcer: Okay, now for the fun part. We have exactly 20 contestants left. That means I can divide you evenly into four teams.
Announcer: Now, listen. I am not your enemy. I want you all to succeed. Therefore, I will be allowing you to choose your teams. 
Koloro: Ooh! I love teamwork!
Cookie: Yaaay! I call being with Trixie!
Purple: I guess I’ll join your team too...
----
:(Some time later…)
Announcer: Alright. Here are the teams:
Announcer: RED TEAM: Fyre, Mika Sho, White, Danni, and Leah.
Danni: Lovely. When exactly did we agree to let the psycho onto our team?
Announcer: You were the only team that had four contestants. Sorry. Anyways:
Announcer: BLUE TEAM: Volt, Alice, Jake, Koloro, and Speedy.
Speedy: Bwap?
Announcer: YELLOW TEAM: Trixie, Cookie, Purple, Zane, and Frolo.
Announcer: GREEN TEAM: Light, Scotch, Jane, Rosa, and Alyssa.
Announcer: Now, go ahead and have breakfast. You’ll be sitting with your teams, from now on.
 ----
:(RED TEAM EATS BREAKFAST)
Fyre:...
Mika Sho:...
White:...
Danni...
Leah: I WILL FEAST ON YOUR HEARTS.
:(BLUE TEAM EATS BREAKFAST)
Volt: This food is delicious!
Alice: Yeah, it is! …Say, do you smell something?
Koloro: Yep. Smells like… *sniff* …DEATH.
Speedy: Bwaaaap??
Jake: No comment.
:(YELLOW TEAM EATS BREAKFAST)
Trixie: Holy wow, cookie! This food is amazing.
Cookie: We should try to cook it together sometime! 
Purple:.....
Zane:...
Frolo: I like to cook too!
:(GREEN TEAM EATS BREAKFAST)
Alyssa: I wonder how they have so much food on this island in the middle of the ocean…
Scotch: Hell if I know, but the beer is good.
Light: Do you drink anything but beer?
Scotch: Nnnnope.
Rosa: Huehuehuehue! 
----
:(Contestants are gathered outside the mansion)
Announcer: Alright. I hope you all enjoyed breakfast. Or at least ate something, because our next contest will require your full concentration.
Alyssa: What is it?
Announcer: It's a test.
Alyssa: What kind of test?
Announcer: A math test.
Jane: That's... @#*$ING RIDICULOUS! NOBODY TOLD US WE'D HAVE TO DO MATH TESTS!!
Zane: Um... I don't have any formal education. Birds don't go to school...
Announcer: Too bad. Here are your tests. No cheating.
----
:(RED TEAM TAKES THE TEST)
White: Ack, I'm nervous...
Danni: Right. Because a piece of paper is so intimidating.
Mika Sho: Danni, no need to be rude. White, just do your best. If we fail, at least we can say we tried!
Leah: WE... ARENTGONNAFAIL HAHAHAHA.
Fyre: ...?
----
:(BLUE TEAM TAKES THE TEST)
Jake: Pfft, this is easy. I do this kind of thing every day.
Volt: Psst, Koloro... what's a sin?
Koloro: It's when you do something bad.
Volt: Oh, okay! So it's a trick question. Thanks!
Alice: Um... I'm just gonna copy Jake's answers.
Speedy: BWAP???
----
:(YELLOW TEAM TAKES THE TEST)
Cookie: Hey, BFF, what's a sin?
Trixie: It's pronounced "sine." It's the opposite divided by the hypotenuse.
Cookie: Oh, okay!
Frolo: How do you know this stuff...?
Trixie: I learned it in baking school - you know, in order to slice perfectly triangular pieces of cake.
Zane: I'm so lost.
----
:(GREEN TEAM TAKES THE TEST)
Light: PFFT. MATH. This is so lame.
Scotch: What's a... math??
Rosa: Huehue! You is not knowing?
Jane: You IDIOT!! You dont even KNOW what MATH IS?
Alyssa: Hang on. Let me handle this.
----
:(RED TEAM TAKES THE TEST)
Leah: I... will KILL the other teams.
Danni: Violence solves everything for you, doesn't it.
Mika Sho: Wait! No!
:(Mika grabs onto Leah's back, ripping the lethal injection from her grasp)
----
:(BLUE TEAM TAKES THE TEST)
Jake: I'm done!
Alice: Psst... I don't think the penguin knows how to do math.
Koloro: Look, his test is blank. He can't even hold a pencil...
Jake: *sigh* I guess I'll have to do two tests, then...
----
:(YELLOW TEAM TAKES THE TEST)
Cookie and Trixie: We're done!
Purple: Um... me too.
Frolo: Dude, what the heck are we even doing?
Zane: I have no idea...
----
:(GREEN TEAM TAKES THE TEST)
Alyssa: Listen, see this line? Pretend that's a gun.
Alyssa: And that dot? That's an enemy soldier. Now, what's the angle of the line?
Scotch: Approximately 46.2835 degrees, ma'am.
Alyssa: See? That's all that math is.
Scotch: Hmph. If it's so easy, Maybe I shoulda gone to that math school my da always talked about...
----
:(LATER...)
Announcer: Alright, time's up.
Alyssa: What are the results?
Announcer: ...Nobody on the red team finished their test.
Announcer: Volt and Koloro failed... yet Jake, Alice, and somehow Speedy all passed.
Announcer: Trixie, Cookie, and Purple passed, but Zane and Frolo Failed.
Announcer: And... Everyone on the Green Team passed!
Announcer: Since Red Team lost, vote off one of their members in the comments.
----
Voting options:
Fyre
Mika Sho
White
Danni
Leah
Category:Fandemonium