Rulf Brükmalleg

"I'm not asking you to join me, I'm asking you to abandon those who you thought you trusted. Let the able body people tear themselves down so we cripples can prove that unity is our strength"- Rulf's speech to RobertRulfgang Ivo Von Brükmalleg, more commonly known as Rulf Brükmalleg is a minor antagonist in North Park. He is a student at North Park Elementary.
== Background ==
Rulf, more commonly known by his peers as "Crippler" or "Cripple Hitler" much to his annoyance is an antagonistic force at North Park Elementary. He is mostly known for his very strong views on society, and the oppression of crippled and disabled people by able bodied individuals. He holds the belief that crippled people are inherently superior to able bodied people, and that the world will only ever be at peace when all the able bodied people are removed from the picture. How exactly a world of only cripples would work is not exactly clear, and it is unknown if Rulf himself has even thought ahead that far. He is relatively popular with other SPED students who don't quite understand his world domination plans, and just tend to gravitate towards his charisma and leadership skills. However, he is often seen as a creepy nerd by most other non disabled students who are put off by his aggressive personality and hatred of the able bodied. He will often try to convince the more aware disabled kids to join his cause, especially Sid. 
== Appearance ==
Rulf has short dark hair that is messily parted at the side, with noticeably thick eyebrows and a large forehead, with an almost Neanderthal-like protruding brow ridge which may be a sign of skull bossing. He wears a dark long coat and light grey pants, and uses a crutch to support himself while walking with his clubbed right foot.
== Personality ==
Rulf is egotistical and prideful, believing that he is apart of a master race of cripples that will one day come to rule the world. He has a strange charisma despite his appearance that allows him to convince others, especially other cripples to follow his causes and doubt the way things currently are. He has a naturally controlling personality, getting annoyed when people do not listen to him, being unable to understand why people don't listen to him when he can't see his words as anything besides the truth. He can be prone to anger outbursts, and isn't afraid to get physically violent with people if he thinks he can get away with it. 
== Family ==
==== Mother ====
Rulf does not hate his mother in spite of her being able bodied, although dislikes how she often treats him like a baby. She doesn't quite understand what he is talking about when he rants about his plans, and just thinks he has an overactive imagination. 
==== Unnamed Grandfather from Argentina ====
Rulf has a grandfather from Argentina, who isn't Argentinian. 
== Relationships ==
==== Sidney Walker ====
Rulf first discovered Sid shared some of his views on how society treats crippled people after chatting to him online under an alias. Rulf came to believe that Sid was the one person who understood him the most, and that he would be his right hand man when the time came to bring about the cripple world order. He often tries to fuel Sid's paranoia in order to get him to join his side, although Sid is hesitant to the idea of killing off able bodied people. Rulf finds his hesitations frustrating but continues trying to convince and prove to him that his solution is the only one that will work. 
==== Robert ====
While Rulf usually sees those who were not born crippled but came to be crippled afterwards as lower on the totem pole, he has come to respect Robert for his talents and insight. He sees him as evidence of the potential that crippled people have to be superior to able bodied people. He believes a lot of this comes from Robert being blinded at such a young age, making him blind for almost his whole life. Robert tends to be savvy enough to realise Rulf's attempts to convert and use him, but Rulf will still pursue him for his cause. 
==== Cripple Fucker ====
Rulf hates Cripple Fucker, seeing him as a lazy degenerate who fetishizes his people. While acknowledging that Cripple Fucker himself has mental illness that does equate to him being disabled, Rulf seems to push that aside for his general hatred for being a gross sex pest who gets in the way of his plans, and annoys him and Sid. Rulf has seemingly expressed desire to see harm come to Cripple Fucker, even drawing an image of himself and Sid shooting Cripple Fucker in the head. 
==== Posie ====
Rulf hates Posie with a passion, seeing her as a representation of everything he sees wrong with able bodied society. He has been seen to have a voodoo doll he made of her with various pins in it, indicating his desire to see pain and misfortune come to her. 
==== Lydia ====
Cousin to Posie, the two of them have formed an uneasy alliance on occasion to take Posie down a peg. Rulf looks down on Lydia and Lydia pushes him around for being a stuck up nerd. Rulf discovered something new about himself after teaming up with Lydia, that he secretly finds domineering, fit, and able bodied girls attractive. A secret he can never let get out.
==== Dizzy ====
Dizzy is a small, effeminate and easygoing boy with Down's syndrome, who occasionally serves as Rulf's right hand man. His happy-go-lucky attitude contradicts Rulf's cynicism, and he has little understanding of Rulf's intent, just happy to play along.
== Powers and abilities ==
==== Leadership ====
Rulf possesses strange charisma and leadership skills that allows him to rally others, especially cripple kids into his causes.
==== Cane sword ====
Rulf has a hidden blade inside his crutch, that he keeps secret from the adults. He uses it for both intimidation and thuggery, as well as self defence from people like Cripple Fucker. 
==== Art skills ====
Rulf is starting to show a passion in art that his teachers are afraid to ban him from, even if some of the subject matter of his art is questionable. 
== Gallery ==
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Category:North Park Elementary Students
Category:Cripple Kids
Category:Male Characters