Lifetime (TV network) Schedule March 31, 2005

8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S5 E22 - The Touching Game 	As a very pregnant Jamie helps open a coffeehouse, Paul's efforts to help a stranger result in a huge misunderstanding. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Christian Clemenson, Sam Lloyd, Kevin Ross   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S5 E22 - The Touching Game 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Real, Scary Men" 	An antiquing trip in the Georgia woods turns wild and woolly when the staff of Sugarbaker's becomes stranded as the unwelcome guests at a men's club retreat. Starring: Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Julia Duffy, Jan Hooks   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Real, Scary Men" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 74 • “Mister Terrific” 	While Dorothy is looking for summer work, a local kids' show TV personality, Mr. Terrific, suggests that she talk to his producer about being a consultant for the show. Dorothy takes the job and does so well at it that Mr. Terrific is fired. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 74 • “Mister Terrific” 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E17 - The Will 	When Maxwell changes his will, Fran assumes he is about to die. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Anne Betancourt, Gabrielle Boni, Michael Winters, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG L]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E17 - The Will 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 72 • “Rose’s Big Adventure” 	Rose's new beau, Al, asks her to sail around the world with him. George Coe guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, George Coe   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 72 • “Rose’s Big Adventure” 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S2 E18 - The Nanny Behind The Man 	Fran uses Yetta to help Maxwell attract a new investor. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Roger Clinton, Ann Guilbert, George Murdock   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S2 E18 - The Nanny Behind The Man 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S2 E19 - A Fine Friendship 	Fran confides in an attractive male nanny she thinks is gay. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Christopher Rich, Jake Richardson   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S2 E19 - A Fine Friendship 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 77 • “The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo” 	Life's the pits when Sophia searches for the perfect nectarine. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 77 • “The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo” 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1249 Missing: Star Palumbo. Update: Wanted: Elizabeth Ortiz / Missing: Jonathan Ortiz. Lost loves: Mary Agnes Gross (repeat from April 3, 1998). Mystery: Bill and Dorothy Wacker (repeat from May 25, 1994). Missing: April Gregory / Missing: Kristin Smart (repeat from September 20, 1996)	Featured stories: Star Palumbo has been missing for over a year, after she was spotted in a restricted area of Reno/Tahoe International Airport, and then the discovery of an illegally parked car at the airport containing Star's personal possessions, including copies of emails sent to the White House indicating that Star felt the government was trying to murder her; Update: Gilbert Ortiz, whose wife poisoned him eight years earlier is finally aprehended, allowing him to reunite with his son; a doctor tells a young woman that her newborn died, but it was later confirmed that the baby she buried was not her own -- where is her baby?; since 1984, Bill and Dorothy Wacker claim they have been the victims of vicious harassment -- anonymous phone calls, threatening notes, burglaries and even violent assaults -- but there are no suspects or motives identified; two women, April Gregory and Kristin Smart, disappeared without a trace from their college campuses, 3000 miles apart. Starring: Robert Stack   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1249 Missing: Star Palumbo. Update: Wanted: Elizabeth Ortiz / Missing: Jonathan Ortiz. Lost loves: Mary Agnes Gross (repeat from April 3, 1998). Mystery: Bill and Dorothy Wacker (repeat from May 25, 1994). Missing: April Gregory / Missing: Kristin Smart (repeat from September 20, 1996)	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1244 Murder: Mike Emert. Wanted: Maria Hernandez (repeat from March 28, 1997). Lost loves: Michelle Fazzani (repeat from August 12, 1992). Mystery: West End Baptist Church (repeat from January 3, 1990) 	Featured stories: Mike and Mary Beth Emert of Redmond, Washington, were not only soul mates but also successful real estate partners, until Mike was inexplicably murdered -- why would anyone meticulously plan to kill an unassuming realtor with an exemplary past?; nanny Rosa Hernandez is accused of child abuse and manslaughter of the children in her care, and after she was released on her own recognizance, she promptly disappeared; in 1964, pregnant Delia Fazzani was banished by her parents to the Loreto Convent outside London, and forced to give up her baby to an American couple; the Beatrice, Nebraska West Side Baptist Church was completely destroyed in a gas explosion in 1951, but despite the choirmaster's strict rules about punctuality, a series of unrelated circumstances and delays saved the choir members that day. Starring: Cheryl Hines   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1244 Murder: Mike Emert. Wanted: Maria Hernandez (repeat from March 28, 1997). Lost loves: Michelle Fazzani (repeat from August 12, 1992). Mystery: West End Baptist Church (repeat from January 3, 1990) 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Dead Silent 	 	When intruders break into Amanda's home and murder her parents, she hears the gunshots, but then becomes mute. Her closest relative takes her in as Amanda holds the secret to an intricate game of espionage. Starring: Rob Lowe, Catherine Mary Stewart, Arlen Aguayo-Stewart   [CC] [TV-PG SV]
2:00 pm 		Dead Silent 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Bloodwork" 	Dana helps a mother reconnect with her emotionally troubled teenage son when she discovers that they both have lead poisoning. Lu helps a stenographer fight for worker's compensation when she is diagnosed with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, an affliction that was passed down to her genetically. With the help of a genetic counselor, Lu explores the other genetic markers her patient is carrying, and discovers that she is also a carrier for Huntington's Disease. Starring: Janine Turner, Jenifer Lewis, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-14 DLV]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Bloodwork" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S6 E13 - The Yummy Mummy 	A college visit leads Fran to worry that she embarrasses Brighton. Lynn Redgrave guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Renee Taylor, Lynn Redgrave, Dakin Matthews, Nora Dunn, James McDonnell   [CC] [TV-PG D]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S6 E13 - The Yummy Mummy 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S6 E14 - California Here We Come 	When Maxwell wants to produce a television show, Fran worries about what her moving to California will do to Sylvia. Hal Linden and Donna Douglas guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Jason Andrews, Rachel Chagall, Renee Taylor, Hal Linden, Nancy Cassaro, Donna Douglas   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S6 E14 - California Here We Come 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Three on a Couch" 	The girls see a group therapist when they can't see eye to eye. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Three on a Couch" 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"The Artist" 	When a handsome artist asks Rose, Dorothy and Blanche to pose for him, they argue over which one of them he actually sculpts. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"The Artist" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Escape From Terror: The Teresa Stamper Story	 	Teresa and Chris's intimate drive home is suddenly interrupted by Teresa's ex-husband, Paul, who shoots Chris and abducts Teresa. Teresa frantically tries to escape, terrified that Chris may be dying alone at the side of the road. Starring: Cindy Williams, Maria Pitillo, Tony Becker, Adam Stroke   [CC] [TV-PG V]
7:00 pm 		Escape From Terror: The Teresa Stamper Story	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Hit and Run 	 	After accidentally hitting a young girl with her car, Joanna decides to leave the scene so she can get help. When she returns and hears the horrified reaction of onlookers who are outraged that the culprit left the scene of the crime, she makes the life-changing decision to keep silent. Because of her decision, Joanna must grapple with her guilt, as well as the female detective who suspects her. Starring: Margaret Colin, Lisa Vidal, Drew Pillsbury   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:00 pm 		Hit and Run 	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 134 • How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? 	Sophia decides she wants to become a nun. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 134 • How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	Scared Straight 	Blanche comes to terms with her brother's homosexuality. Monty Markham guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Monte Markham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	Scared Straight 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S3 E13 - An Offer She Can't Refuse 	Fran unwittingly accepts a date with a suave mobster. John LaMotta, Burke Moses, and Justin Jon Ross guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Burke Moses, John LaMotta, Justin Jon Ross   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S3 E13 - An Offer She Can't Refuse 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S3 E15 - Fashion Show 	Maxwell hires Fran to design costumes for a charity benefit. Todd Oldham guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Todd Oldham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S3 E15 - Fashion Show 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		The Division 	The Division "Keep Hope Alive" 	C.D. and Nate investigate an ex-husband who kidnaps his children and forces his ex-wife to falsely confess to the crime in order to keep the kids alive. Meanwhile, Raina helps convince a young boy who witnessed a gang murder to testify, but when the case goes wrong, he joins a gang to protect his family. Jinny winds up helping Magda plan her wedding. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm   [CC] [TV-PG L] [SAP]
1:00 am 		The Division 	The Division "Keep Hope Alive" 	
 		 	 	
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	S3.E6 ∙ War Games 	Susan worries that she and Jack don't communicate well enough. Nana fends off a mugger, humiliating Luis. Starring: Brooke Shields, Judd Nelson, Barbara Barrie, David Strickland, Kathy Griffin, Nestor Carbonell   [CC] [TV-PG DLV]
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	S3.E6 ∙ War Games