The Homer of Seville/Quotes

:Dr. Hibbert: Homer, you have a mild back sprain, and you also ingested a dangerous quantity of grave dirt.
:Homer: Well, you're always telling me I should eat more dirt.
:Dr. Hibbert: Not dirt, vegetables!
:Homer: Which grow in what?
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:(Plácido Domingo towel snaps Homer in the locker room after a performance.)
:Plácido Domingo: Nice set, Homer. That was a hot one.
:Homer: Wow, praise from Plácido Domingo.
:Plácido Domingo: Just call me P-Dingo.
:Homer: Ehh, I'll think about it.
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:Mr. Burns: My boy, you are a star.
:Homer: Woo-hoo!
:Mr. Burns: An opera star.
:Homer: (disappointed) Oh.
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:(Homer warms up his voice before a performance.)
:Homer: (singing) D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo-hoo. Stu, stu, stu, stu-pid Flanders.
:(Ned Flanders peeks in the dressing room.)
:Ned Flanders: (speaking) Why the crescendo, my dear, old friend-o?
:Homer: (singing) Get lost, you waste of a mustache.
:Ned Flanders: (speaking) Okily-dokily.
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:(In the dressing room after Homer's first performance.)
:Bart: Dad, you were great!
:Lisa: And you contributed to our culture!
:Homer: (worried) Well, I didn't mean to.
:Lisa: No, no. It's a good thing.
:Homer: (relieved) Oh, good. This makes up for me showing up drunk to the father-daughter dance.
:Lisa: The dance isn't till next week.
:Homer: Sorry, Lisa. Can't change the future.
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:(Mr. Burns and Smithers visit the morgue.)
:Mr. Burns: Ah, nothing lifts my spirits like shopping. Let's see, (points) I'll take his liver, a case of Adam's apples, (points) that motorcycle man's mustache.
:Smithers: Oh, the money you've contributed to anti-helmet laws has really paid off, sir.
:Mr. Burns: Well, young people are my future.
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:(Homer and Marge enjoy the buffet at a wake.)
:Marge: Oh, Homer, you gotta try this roast beef au jus.
:(Homer takes a bite.)
:Homer: Mmm! Au jus! Not quite gravy, not quite blood.
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:Homer: (to Julia) So, did you see the show tonight? Remember the part where I forgot the words and I just sang "Uh-oh Spaghetti-os"? I'm hoping they send me a case.
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:Homer: That church service was so boring! I did a whole book of find-a-words.
:Lisa: Dad, all you circled were the I's and A's.
:Homer: Those are words.
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:Marge: Homer, we're trapped! Your fans will rip us to pieces!
:Homer: Not me. They love me.
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