Bagged Me a Homer

Bagged Me a Homer is a song sung by Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D'Angelo) in the episode Colonel Homer. The music and lyrics were written by Beverly D'Angelo herself. It is the thirty-second track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.
== Lyrics ==
:Lurleen:
:Oh, the bases were empty
:On the diamond of my heart
:When the coach called me up to the plate.
:I've been swingin' and missin'
:And lovin' and kissin'
:My average was point double eight.
:So I spit on my hands,
:Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
:And pointed right toward centerfield,
:This time, I'm hittin' a home run,
:This time, love is for real.
:I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice
:A lovin' fly for you,
:I've been slumpin' off season,
:But now, I found a reason
:I've struck on a love that is true.
:I used to play the field,
:I used to be a roamer.
:But season's turnin' round for me now.
:I finally bagged me a homer!
:That's right.
:I finally bagged me a homer!
:Sound booth guy:
:Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off. We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.
:
:(Marge grinding her teeth in fury)
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Lurleen Lumpkin
Category:Season 3 songs