Dirk Dinkum

Dirk Dinkum is a Pac-Landian poacher renowned for his conduct that the masses regard as immoral, so much so that he is, practically, hated by the population, and believed and perceived by many folks to be an abomination. Whenever the masses clamour for him to, in their words, "go away", Dinkum is of great notoriety for his disregard towards such a demand. In spite of his renown, however, nobody in the UnUniverse seems to have ever drawn any attention to or determined the surmised motive or justification behind Dinkum's defining immorality. So-called "theorists" suspect UnDollars to be the missing link that could potentially explain away Dinkum's corruption, but then again, common knowledge as penned in the dogma-riddled Enclosed Instruction Book is that poachers in Pac-Land like Dinkum get rich and stay rich.
Dinkum was born to and raised by his practically anonymous mother and father, both of whom have displayed hostility towards their very progeny since his very birth, his mother being described by her obstetrician on the day Dinkum was born as "totally disgusted".
==Criminal History==
Dirk Dinkum has been prosecuted by the High Court of Pac-Land forty-two times in his life, although every time the jury foreman declared him innocent due to a lack of evidence. Amongst the most notorious of crimes Dirk Dinkum has been charged with include but are not limited to vandalism of the Mona Twiba (pictured above), battery, assault, possession of stolen goods and, last but not least, his most ill-famed sin of them all - littering banana peels unbeknownst to vulnerable passers-by.
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