NeonicPlasma

== Background ==
Contrary to popular belief, NeonicPlasma is not real.
== Early Life ==
NeonicPlasma was born to a 87-year old senile lady in Memphis, Texas. He spent his childhood days outrunning adoption centers, narrowly avoiding being adopted several times. On his 14th birthday, he passed away due to a viral lung disease.
When he turned 16 (although not confirmed since his current age is unknown), he became a moderator on TWOW Central due to his bribery of the higher-ups. He proceeded to destroy the server by inviting TieTiePerson to the moderation team in 2029.
Realizing his mistakes, he developed scientific cameras to monitor TieTiePerson. These succeeded in their goal, and gave the scientists sufficient information, but the facility they resided in was bombed thrice by a mysterious figure.
Surviving this explosion due to lazily staying home, Neonic decided to give up his dream of defeating TieTIePerson and retired to become blunder.
== KPop Career ==
Feeling demotivated by his absolute failure as a scientist, he decided to follow a KPop career. This was extremely successful, as he achieved several worldwide hits, including "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Women (Yeah Yeah!) and "Nuclear Apocalypse Dance Song." Throughout the first 5 years of his career, he sold 40 million records. He had gained enough popularity to even collab with BTS. Blackpink had offered as well but he turned down the offer.
In 2150, his career was cut short by the rise of KPop Purplegaze, a sentient AI designed to make thousands of hit songs daily. NeonicPlasma would later visit prison due to his numerous attempts at murdering AI Purplegaze.
== Late Life ==
During the end of his lifespan, Neonic pondered how he should spend the last of his days. Still being well versed in scientific discoveries, he engineered a time machine. He utilized this to travel backwards in time to 1901, dressing up as an old lady. He proceeded to give birth to himself, creating a time paradox that would only be solved by Wiscause 29 years later.
== Fun Facts ==
* NeonicPlasma is immortal.
* NeonicPlasma is blunder.
* Neonic is currently unable to count to seven, due to a rare brain disease which prevents cognizant behaviour after counting seven numbers in a row.
* Neonic holds the record for the world's longest song (42 hours 17 minutes 23 seconds). It is about his feelings for KPop Purplegaze.
* Neonic's favourite movie is Scooby Doo 2.
* Every day for two hours, dubbed the Golden Hours, Nonexistential shares the same Earth Rotation Number with Neonic.
** Supposedly, this is a highly respected time by the both of them. However, Neonic often suffers from a variety of mental episodes during this time period daily. Due to this, Neonic is considered clinically insane.