Double Heads Goes to Cirque du Soleil

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Double Heads Goes to Cirque du Soleil," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox presents a playlist combining French, circus and Steve Albini songs. They learn the different approaches to miming, how to use puns, and the importance of childhood memories. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci continue their quest to determine the difference between carnivals, circuses, and Cirque du Soleils, with their final installment happening at an undisclosed Cirque du Soleil somewhere in Austin. They make their way into the event, where they are unable to find anyone and are shocked by the lack of light. 
They get a call from a Frank Scabaduccio, who is a fair lawyer, although the DJs never conclude what he means by that. Frank claims to represents all types of people such as merchants and farmers, including Frank Apple and a man who went into witness protection 20 years ago. Frank confirms that the middle of a Cirque is where you want to be because of the proximity to the bathrooms. 
The DJs then run into a person at the Cirque named The Pundamentalist who claims to be a godlike entity from South of Waco and North of Jesus. He begins to speak in puns, and both DJs become confused at how puns work. The Pundamentalist offers an official definition, which continues to confuse Matt. 
They get a two separate calls from men named Cheesy McSqueezy and Pretzels McTwist, both of whom offer very little beyond encouraging everyone to stretch. 
While talking to The Pundamentalist, they meet Chauncey Ottoman, who is a reverse mime – which means she actually commits to actions done invisibly by regular (or "forward" mimes). Her brother, Neku Tatamo, is a backwards mime, which essentially means he destroys everything Chauncey creates. She confirms backwards miming is the lowest form, and that forward mimes are overhyped. 
They get a call from Randy Stevenson, a Frenchman originally from Nice. He was originally excited to hear an episode about Cirque du Soleil, but is skeptical that the DJs are actually at a Cirque since they have yet to discuss anyone doing backflips off turtles. 
Matt's sister, Hannah, also calls in to talk about being a 9-year-old in Las Vegas and the emotions she experienced when seeing a large man dressed as a baby during a Cirque performance. And while Chauncey does not work for Cirque, she confirms that they are fed 3,000 pounds of food per day, which is significantly more than Chauncey's pay of 1,000 pounds of cigarettes and croissants. 
They also play The Double Heads is Right, where the DJs play a game to explain the details surrounding the O. Henry Pun-Off happening that weekend. 
They decide the genres contradict.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Frank Scabaduccio
The Pundamentalist
Cheesy McSqueezy
Chauncey Ottoman
Randy Stevenson
Pretzels McTwist
Hannah Fox
==Featured Music==
Lee Bannon - "The Circus Cut"
Jacques Brel - "Marieke"
Pigface - "The Bushmaster"