Zelda and Elise's Life in Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters' Tower/Link’s Group Hired to Find the Lost Princesses

(In a Haunted Forest, Maleficent, with Diablo flying by her, Splatter Phoenix, and the Sanderson Sisters returned to Maleficent’s castle with furious looks, except Sarah and Mary who are clueless, that is)
Splatter Phoenix: Who do those goody-two shoes think they are, taking those items?!
Maleficent: Without them, we’ll never rule Oz with an iron fist!
Winifred: Exactly!
Sarah: (Cluelessly) Exactly what?
Mary: (At the same time as Sarah asked this) What?
(Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, and Winifred looked at them in anger and annoyance)
Splatter Phoenix: You were there when the magic items we need were taken from us!
Maleficent: Remember?!
Winifred: (To Sarah and Mary, in annoyance) That is correct! (To Maleficent and Splatter Phoenix, in agitation) Why must we, especially me, be cursed with such idiotic sisters of mine?
Sarah: (Happily missing the point) Just lucky, I guess.
(As they walked up the highest room in a high tower, they passed some winged goblins, aquatic goblins, Maleficent’s goons, a pack of wolves led by Maugrim, the possessed Inca guards, possessed Honchkrow flock, and possessed Beedrill swarm. During their walk, Splatter Phoenix and Winifred spoke up positively in a cruel way)
Splatter Phoenix: But despite not having those items yet, Winnie, Sarah, Mary, and I still have our fountains of youth in our tower.
Sanderson Sisters: (Agreeing with Maleficent) Oh, yes.
Maleficent: I know what you four mean.
(They glanced down from the window at a tower next door at the edge of the Haunted Forest. Down at the tower, all was quiet and the window was closed. Suddenly, it bursts open, revealing two beautiful girls. The first girl is a 14 year old girl with long hip-length gold lemon-yellow hair, elf-like ears, gray blue eyes, and wearing a small gold tiara-like headband, a pair of small gold dangly three triangle-shaped earrings, a white cropped tanktop with pink spaghetti straps, a small gold three triangle-shaped necklace, a blue ring bracelet on her left wrist, a sky blue knee-length flowing skirt, and purple flat shoes. She is Zelda, a girl raised by Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters. And the last girl is a 16 year old girl with short auburn hair, blue eyes, and wearing two white feather hairclips on the top of her sidehairs, small white teardrop-shaped earrings, a tiny gold chain necklace with a teardrop-shaped ruby charm, a royal blue cropped tanktop, a light tan leather banded watch on her left wrist, a light blue knee-length flowing skirt, and orange high-heeled sandals. She is Elise, Zelda's older sister and another girl raised by Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters. For as long as they can remember, these girls are also referred by Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters as their fountains of youth, for they both hold each a magic rainbow amulet that gives them the ability to heal wounds and keep people young and beautiful at times. As they looked around the window, they shrugged and pretended to walk awayand pretended to ponder)
Zelda: Well, I guess Mushu and Cri-Kee are not out here.
Elise: Wherever could they be, I wonder?
(A pretend short pause, then....)
Elise: Oh, well, we tried finding them.
Zelda: Let's hope they come around.
(Then they pretend to walk away. Next to the windowsill, hidden, two creatures noticed Zelda and Elise walking away. The first creature is a small male Chinese dragon with red scales, blue tiny horns on his head, yellow whiskers, a yellow underbelly, a dark red nose, dark red claws, dark red stubby spikes on his back, and a short red serpentine-like tail with dark red bumpy spikes at the tip. He is Mushu. And the last creature is a small, slender male cricket with purple skin, a lavender face, a blue belly, a navy blue shell that can be used as wings, and black antennae and legs. He is Cri-Kee, Mushu's best friend. After snickering quietly a bit, Mushu and Cri-kee went to sneak back into the room)
Mushu: (Whispering) We're in the clear, Cri-Kee.
(Suddenly, they felt something magically pick them up, fly them right into the room, and right in front of a smug Zelda and Elise. It turned out they were playing magical hide n’ seek)
Mushu: Dang, that’s four times in a row, Zelda and Elise. (While Cri-Kee held a notepad in agreement to show the results) A new record.
Zelda and Elise: Thanks, Mushu. (Proudly glances at Cri-Kee) Cri-Kee.
(Zelda gently places Mushu and Cri-Kee onto the ground with her magic)
Mushu: I’m getting bored with this game already.
Zelda: Then what do you want to do?
(Mushu points at the window)
Mushu: I say we sneak outside and play.
(Cri-Kee protested with some squeaks)
Mushu: What do ya mean "We can't?!" What can hurt?
Zelda: Elise and I would love to, Mushu, but Cri-Kee has a point.
Elise: Mother and Aunts Winnie, Sarah, and Mary said that we can’t leave this tower.
(Cri-Kee chirps a "See?" response)
Mushu: But it’s just a quick run and return.
Zelda: Last time we tried to do that, the four got mad when they caught us.
Elise: Partially lectured Zelda and me to no end even.
Mushu: As I recall, but….
Elise: No "Buts," Mushu.
Zelda: Sorry, but we got work to do around here. Come on!
(They run up to the attic and returned from gathering cleaning supplies)
Mushu: (In annoyance) Oh, man.
(They start cleaning up the tower’s first and second floors quickly as Zelda and Elise started to sing)
Zelda: 7:00 AM, the usual morning lineup
Start on the chores
And sweep until the floors
Are all clean
Elise: Polish and wax
Do laundry
And mop and shine up
Sweep again
And by then
It’s, like, 7:15
(Once all the cleaning was done, Zelda and Elise then took three books, one by Zelda and two by Elise, from a bookshelf and began reading with Mushu and Cri-Kee and then started painting on canvas walls in their room, played guitar, cooked soups for lunch, and knitted a cloth necklace as they continued to sing)
Zelda and Elise: And so we’ll read a book
Or maybe two or three
We’ll add a few new paintings
To our gallery
We’ll play guitar
And knit and cook
And basically
Just wonder
When will our lives begin?
(After finishing their soups with Mushu and Cri-Kee, Zelda and Elise then did a bunch of hobbies they like to do in their spare time through their song, including having Mushu temporally dressed up in a tiny blue dress, much to his annoyance while Cri-Kee snickered a bit at this)
Elise: Then after lunch
It’s puzzles
And darts and baking
Papier-mache
A bit of ballet and chess
Zelda: Pottery and ventriloquy
Candle-making
Then I’ll stretch
Maybe sketch
Take a climb
Sew a dress
(They then re-read the same books in a bored way and then looked around for more blank canvas walls to paint on and then practiced some magic)
Zelda and Elise: And we’ll re-read the books
If we have time to spare
We’ll paint the walls some more
We’re sure there’s room somewhere
And then we’ll learn and learn
And learn and learn some magic
Stuck in the same place
We’ve always been
And we’ll keep wondering
Wondering
Wondering
Wondering
When will our lives begin?
(They then looked out the window dreamily)
Zelda: Tomorrow night
The lights will appear
Elise: Just like they do
On our shared birthday each year
(They noticed a blank canvas and they each painted a picture of them sitting on a grassy field together, watching lights in the night sky)
Zelda and Elise: What is it like
Out there where they glow?
Now that we’re older
Mother and Aunts Winnie, Sarah, and Mary might just let us go
(They sighed softly after they finished painting as Mushu and Cri-Kee watched in concern. Elsewhere in Emerald City itself, two adults were sitting on their thrones together in silence. The first adult is a man with little muscles, short white hair, mustache, and beard, dark brown eyes, elf-like ears, and wearing a gold crown, a red long-sleeved royal robe over a blue long-sleeved tunic, a brown belt with a gold royal buckle with the Triforce on it, white pants, black stockings, and brown shoes. He is Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, the King of Oz. The other adult is a beautiful woman with pale skin, long white calf-length hair, elf-like ears, violet eyes, and wearing a gold headband with gold and amethyst jewels, gold hoop earrings, a pale purple choker with a gold Triforce pendant, rubies, and sapphires around it, a white sleeveless long dress with gold stitching, a clear pale purple long-sleeved peignoir with draping sleeves, a gold bracelet on her left wrist, two rainbow bracelets on both wrists, an assortment of rings on her fingers, a gold belt with a gold and amethyst winged pendant, and white shoes. She is Hylia Hyrule, Daphnes’ wife and the Queen of Oz. As they sat silently in calm sadness, Daphnes was the first to speak up)
Daphnes: Hylia?
Hylia: Yes, Daphnes?
(Daphnes sighed sadly in a calm way)
Daphnes: Tomorrow’s our two lost daughters’ shared sixteenth and fourteenth birthdays. And every time we light the lanterns for this event, I just can’t help but….
Hylia: I know, darling. But they might never come back unless….
(Suddenly, a knock on the door got their attention)
Daphnes and Hylia: Come in.
(Then, a figure came in. The figure is a male anthro rabbit with yellow fur, skinny arms, long ears with pink interiors, a white cottontail, muzzle, and underbelly, a pink nose, and black whiskers and eyebrows. He is Rabbit, the Gatekeeper of Emerald City)
Rabbit: You’re majesties.
(He bowed to them as Daphnes and Hylia got up and walked up hopefully)
Hylia: Did you find someone who will help find our daughters?
Rabbit: Yes, my queen. They’re coming in now.
(Then he walked aside, revealing two teenage boys and a teenage girl. The first teenage boy is a 14 year old boy with short blonde hair, elf-like ears, gray blue eyes, and wearing a long green elf-like hat, a light green long-sleeved shirt underneath a green sleeveless tunic, a light brown belt with a yellow buckle, white pants-like leggings, and brown boots. He is Link Hawkins, a young boy who loves flying things and dreams of becoming a mechanic for them and becoming a knight of Emerald City. The last teenage boy is an 18 year old with short bleach blonde hair, green eyes, and wearing a black tanktop underneath a blue short-sleeved jacket with bunched up sleeves with black sleeve rims and black pocket rims, black fingerless gloves, a black belt with a silver buckle, navy blue pants, and umber brown boots. He is Christopher Aonuma, Link's partner. And the teenage girl is a 13 year old girl with short neck-length blonde hair tied in pigtails by light blue hairbands, elf-like ears, light pink blush marks on her cheeks, gray blue eyes, and wearing a blue sleeveless dress with red flower patterns all over, two purple bracelets on her wrists, and red sandals. She is Aryll, Link's little sister. Noticing them, Daphnes and Hylia went up to them)
Link: (To Daphnes and Hylia) Link Hawkins reporting for duty, you’re majesties. (To Christopher and Aryll) Roll call.
Christopher: Christopher Aonuma.
Aryll: And I'm Aryll, Link's little sister.
Daphnes: (Impressed with Hylia) So, you’re the Link Hawkins we’re told about.
Hylia: Along with Christopher Aonuma and Aryll Hawkins.
(Link's group nods)
Link's group: Yes. (Yep.)
Hylia: Are you ready to learn about our two daughters’ disappearance?
Aryll: Yes again.
(They seated and Hylia began her story)
Hylia: You recall how Daphnes and the people of this city found a magic healing flower to save my life, as well as our second unborn child, when our first daughter was a toddler, right?
Link's group: Yeah.
Christopher: You and the second baby were saved and the second princess was born eventually, making the first princess an older sister to her.
Daphnes: That’s right. We even gave both of them each a special amulet as a gift.
Hylia: However, four mysterious people broke into the castle and stole them, their amulets, and a DNA matcher from us three nights after our second daughter was born.
Aryll: As we heard from the people back there.
Daphnes: So we ask of you…. Will you please look for our two daughters?
(Link's group gave looks of interest)
Link's group: You mean…?
Hylia: Yes. If you find our daughters, wherever they may be, and bring them back to us, we’ll let the Wizard himself grant you your wishes of becoming mechanics and knights.
(Link's group thinks it over)
Aryll: Christopher, Big Brother, and I always dreamed of being mechanic on flying things and knights.
Christopher: That's right.
Link: And we especially dreamed of being heroes to deliver the lost princesses back here.
(They nodded)
Link's group: We accept.
Hylia: Thank you, Aryll, boys. You’re so kind.
Daphnes: And if you do bring them home, we might arrange for you, Link and Christopher, and them to be married.
Hylia: That’s right.
(Link's group got surprised, yet interested)
Link and Christopher: Marry the princesses?
Aryll: My brother and Christopher married?
Daphnes: Yes, if you want to.
Hylia: We always hoped that if our daughters were to grow up and marry, we would have grandchildren.
(Touched by their offer with the two boys, Aryll turned to them)
Aryll: What do you think?
(Link and Christopher smiled and accepted even more)
Link: You know what? We'll do it.
Christopher: Link and I, with Aryll's help, will make your dream of being grandparents come true.
Hylia: (Hopefully) You mean…?
(Link's group nodded with a smile)
Aryll: You heard them right.
Link and Christopher: We would love to marry your daughters and get our dreams, as well as Aryll's.
Daphnes and Hylia: Thank you!
Rabbit: We knew you would accept!
(They hugged Link's group. After the hug ended, Hylia spoke up and she and Daphnes pulled three objects out)
Hylia: Our missing daughters’ names are Elise Oriana-Hyrule III, our oldest, now 16 years old, and Zelda Hyrule, now 14 years old. And here’s their baby picture.
Daphnes: And Zelda's tiara and Elise's necklace.
(They hand Link and Christopher the picture, tiara, and necklace respectively, with the tiara a gold tiara with a pink gem engraved on it, and the necklace a silver multi-beaded necklace, and the two boys accepted them)
Link's group: Thanks.
Christopher: These should probably make this search easier.
Rabbit: I mean no offense, but that’s what the last hired help said before, and the last time before that, and so on.
Daphnes: (To Rabbit, nodding in agreement with Hylia) True, and no offense taken. (To Link's group) Anyway, we're counting on you.
Hylia: (To Link's group in agreement) You are our last hope.
(Link's group nods and they get up. Outside Emerald City’s entrance gate, Link's group, with Link and Christopher carrying the photo, tiara, and necklace respectively in their backpacks, green and brown for Link and black and blue for Christopher, waved goodbye to the civilians, as well as Daphnes and Hylia. Even Aryll has her backpack, colored red and brown)
Link: My group and I won’t let all of you down!
Christopher and Aryll: (Agreeing) You can count on us!
Daphnes and Hylia: Good luck!
Rabbit: And best wishes!
(Then with that, Link's group ran off to begin their search for the two lost Princesses of Oz for Emerald City. Elsewhere, Kiki's group walked down the Yellow Brick Road, with Kiki's Kansas group looking around in amazement at Oz’s beauty)
Kanta: So beautiful….
Tombo: So colorful….
Sora: That's Oz for you.
Kairi: Some of it is beautiful.
Lea: Some of it is scary even.
(They noticed Sheeta and Satsuki looking around in silence)
Tombo, Mei, and Kanta: Are you okay?
Jiji and Yuki: What's the matter?
Sora's group: Something wrong, girls?
(Kiki and Satsuki heard them and spoke up casually)
Satsuki: Oh, yeah.
Kiki: We’re okay.
(Kiki's group looked at the two flatly, telling that they’re not being honest)
Leo: You don't have to keep it from us.
Olette: It's okay to tell us if you're homesick.
(Kiki and Satsuki then came clean upon seeing those reactions, as well as hear Olette and Leo's stern, yet gentle, tones)
Kiki: All right, we’re not okay.
Satsuki: Kiki and I just want us, Mei, Jiji, Yuki, and the boys to be back home.
(Tombo, Mei, Kanta, Jiji, and Yuki reassured them with a smile)
Tombo: Hey, don’t worry.
Kanta: We’ll be home and make sure both your mothers are alright.
Mei: Along with everyone else,
Jiji: And maybe hide Yuki and me from Tremaine.
Yuki: So we won't be put down.
Kiki and Satsuki: (Shrugs in agreement) We guess.
(The two girls then looked around and sighed sadly. Then they started singing as Tombo, Mei, Kanta, Jiji, and Yuki got concerned and they stopped walking, although Sora's group is a little confused)
Kiki: There’s a feeling here inside
That I cannot hide
And I know I’ve tried
But it’s turning me around
I’m not sure that we’re aware
If we’re up or down
If we’re here or there
We need both feet on the ground
Why do I feel like we’re drowning
When there is plenty of air?
Why do I feel like frowning?
I think the feeling is fear
Satsuki: Here we are in a different place
In a different time
In this time and space
But we don’t want to be here
We were told we must see the Wizard
But we don’t know who the Wizard is
I just hope this Wizard is there
Maybe we’re just going crazy
Letting myself getting uptight
We’re acting just like babies
But we’re gonna be alright
Kiki and Satsuki: As soon as we get home
As soon as we get home
(They resumed walking while Kiki and Satsuki continued to sing)
Kiki and Satsuki: In a different place
In a different time
Different people around us
We would like to know
Of their different world
And how different they find us
And just who’s the Wizard?
Is he big?
Will he scare us?
If we ask to leave
Will the Wizard hear us?
How will we know then
If we’ll ever get home again?
Here we are alone
Though it feels the same
I don’t know where we’re going
Out here on our own
And it’s not a game
And a strange wind is blowing
I am so amazed
By the things that we see here
I don’t want to be afraid
I just don’t want us to be here
In my mind, this is clear
What are we doing here?
I wish we were home
(After their song ended, the rest of Kiki's group spoke up to cheer Kiki and Satsuki up)
Yuki: Don’t worry, girls.
Tombo: Like Kanta said, we will be home soon.
Mei, Kanta, and Jiji: Just believe in yourselves and all of us.
Riku: Like Odette and Blue said.
Terra: So, chin up.
Aqua: We'll get our dreams, especially ours to learn magic.
Chirithy: As well as fly and breath magic for me and the other Dream Eater pets.
(The Dream Eater pets nod in agreement on Chirithy's line. Realizing they’re right, Kiki and Satsuki smiled and got perked up)
Satsuki: You’re right.
Kiki: Shall we get to Emerald City?
(They nod and resumed their walk)
Coming up: Kiki's group meets a certain live wooden puppet and his cricket friend at the cornfield, who have dreams of having the former get a brain and the latter to become the best conscience ever. Also, Zelda and Elise finally ask Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters to take them to Emerald City to see the lights on their shared birthdays, but Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters politely decline by telling the two a huge lie about the outside world to keep them in the tower.
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