Spleegian Mythology

HEALTH WARNING: Spleegian Mythology is a mix of Roman, Greek and Egyptian mythology, along with absolute nonsense and utter rubbish. You have been warned.
==The Legend of Bob==
Everybody knows the story of Bob and his altogether cruel and untimely death, but did you know that when he was born, he chopped his father to pieces with his own spike?! Well you shouldn't. 'Cause he didn't.
Bob was born in an altogether normal way: he was forced to be vomitted out of his father by his uncle (Seth the Cactus) and was raised by wild spleens. They taugh him the unique talent of GASP! and GASP (the French variety) but this wasn't enough to satisfy his thirst for Chevenge so he called apon Biscuiamaris (the Goddess of Mini Chevenge). She gave him winged fish and a shiny new cheese and told him to go and seek the 3 grapes: Aurus, Augmentum and Doom. He finally found these legendary creatures and ate them to give himself immunity to compost.
He then set off (with further guidance from Biscuiamaris) to find the-creature-that-must-not-be-named and vanguish it but on the way, he got locked up in a tree called Faun. He spent 300 minutes in that tree before being rescued by his true love: Icky, the Goddess of senteint vests. He also ate her (and her entire supply of vests) before going on his way again to vanguish the-creature-that-must-not-be-named.
When he did get to his destination (the island of Kha-Kha-Peu-Peu) not all went as planned. As soon as he set foot on the island, he fell into a wormhole, got all his sentientness sucked out, and was deposited in the path of a lawnmower...
After being buried in compost, he used his gasping powers and immunity to compost to get out and then he was released by his other father (long story); Major Monogram, and was recruited to OWCA to fight The Maintenance men for the rest of his immortal life.
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==Afternote (which must always be kept at the end, no matter what)==
YOU MUST ADD AS MANY STORIES AS POSSIBLE AND PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO BOB!
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