Speedy Dragon

Speedy Dragon is a major character who appears in: Kingtangapolo.
A cowardly man who refrains from fighting, despite being incredibly adept at it.
== Appearance ==
It was revealed that Speedy is actually called Connor McGregor, so he looks like Connor McGregor. Speedy also lost his left hand to the Chinese Mafia.
Eventually Speedy was turned into a monkey, so he constantly had a leather motorcycle jacket infused into his body with a Garfield patch on it.
== Synopsis ==
=== History ===
Speedy Dragon was nicknamed that because of two primary reasons:
# He was well known among peers for being a bit of a pussy, having constantly ran away from any and all fights and responsibilities, like when he got into a run in with the Chinese mafia and lost a hand before running away from them.
# He only lasts 2.5 seconds in bed.
He would at some point go on to join the Redacted Order and would commit several atrocious acts in the name of what they called freedom. After trying to kill Princess Elise of Adron, he was imprisoned alone. Prince Xander took pity on the strange man and somehow saw something in him that was appealing, then hired him to be apart of his team of tacticians, whilst still being a political prisoner.
===Kingtangapolo - Chapter 0: Prologue ===
Speedy was apart of the group of tacticians that Xander had assist him in taking Queen Wulow to the secret exit, which turned out to be broken. Xander tried to quickly think of an alternative escape route, but his mother sacrificed herself by using her magic to teleport Xander and his allies away from Adron altogether.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 1: The Journey Begins ===
Queen Wulow had used the last of her power to teleport Speedy and his companions to Gubby, a small country just west of Adron, where they hid for a week formulating a plan to reclaim their country. The party came to the shared conclusion that they won't be able to defeat the Yuchanean Army on their own and they'd need sufficient help, so they went to Highland Springs, the capital city, in search for the king's help, but went into a nearby armoury first, where they found a small dwarf man reaching for a battleaxe that was just a bit too high up for him. Feeling incredibly malicious, Speedy took the greataxe and held it above the dwarf, mocking him, then asked Borrorish to hold his head down as he tried "something", to which he complied. Speedy then kicked the dwarf so hard he bursted out the roof of the tavern and landed just outside, completely crippled. They then approached the castle and spoke with King Mikropenis, asking him for spare soldiers so that they could go onto reclaim Adron. Though Mikropenis was a definite ally to Zangfa, during his rule, he was unable to spare any soldiers. Suddenly, a loud crash was heard from outside, so everyone went to the balcony to inspect and they found a group of bandits approaching the castle. Prince Xander had everyone move out and take positions in the city and King Mikropenis assembled his best three warriors to join Xander's men, but Speedy Dragon and Sugma Bolls stayed with the king, while everyone else fought. After the battle, King Mikropenis thanked the Adron Knights for their bravery and had Sugma Bolls, Ming Mong, and Don Cheadle fully join them. Stewart Azazel then convinced Mikropenis that he was a vampire too, but had not anticipated he would jump off the balcony to turn into a bat, as a result Mikropenis II was crowned the new king and the Adron Knights set off to Adron again.
===Kingtangapolo - Chapter 2: Rival Factions ===
The Adron Knights were on their travels, nearing the border of Gubby and Valm. They passed Vtoroy, where they planned to stay the night and restock on supplies and rest for the night. Everyone went out to help support the army, so Speedy Dragon, Azazel, Borrorish, and Urmok-Bill, went into the bar to get a well-deserved drink, before retreating to bed,but the party were all awoken by the trumpets of battle, so they all rushed out to investigate. Stewart took everyone to a nearby african american smiths and asked the Jim Henson Man to explain the fact that the red and yellow factions were at war, so they moved out for battle at once. When they exited the town, they saw two armies marching up towards each other. Stewart Azazel swam across the river to take off his white under-shirt and use it as a white flag to surrender, as each faction thought that the Adron Knights were backup for the other team. Only the yellow faction noticed, and after a brief discussion about the Geneva conventions, a soldier was sent out to discuss terms with him. Azazel explained that he and his allies were a third party that had nothing to do with the battle, he also enquired as to why the two were fighting. The soldier then sang the song Harley's Poo Yeah, which was a brief summary of the battle. Stewart barely understood what that meant, and tried to interpret the song. From what he had gathered, the yellow faction seemed to like the song, but the red faction didn't, so he returned to Xander, explaining that they should ally with the yellow faction. Battle finally ensued and they overwhelmed the red faction and quickly surrounded them, swiping through their forces quite easily. The leader of the red faction, fearing for the lives of his remaining men, ordered that everyone retreat, while he stayed behind to give them more time. He charged at the Adron Knights alone, prepared to die, only to be slept by Borrorish. They took him to a nearby forest and then interrogated him, when he finally awoke. They asked why he was fighting the yellow faction to begin with and Daikon pondered and replied with simply his father, knowing no other explanation. Stewart Azazel took pity on Bailey and asked him if he knew the legend of the vampire, so he retold the story of how his father died during battle against them, then Azazel proceeded to convince Daikon that he was now a vampire. Speedy then sung Harley's Poo Yeah to him, causing Daikon to realise that the song was alright actually, but then Juniper arrived onto and congratulated the party for capturing Daikon only to stab him with her sword. Angered Stewart Azazel used an illusion to make it look like he was flying in the air and then hissed at her. She laughed at Stewart's "funny little trick", then returned to her camp to retrieve a reward for the party. Barely clinging to life, Daikon was recruited, and with two of his subordinates, they set off for Valm.
===Kingtangapolo - Chapter 3: Halloween 2019 ===
After a long 15 days, the Adron Knights made it into Valm and stopped by a town to hopefully settle for the night, only to find it completely desolate. Xander, Borrorish, Speedy Dragon, Stewart Azazel, and Urmok-Bill Orctribe had a search around and found a costume store in the village, so they went in to see if anyone was there, only to find noone, but they did find costumes up for the taking, so they got dressed up. Speedy found a Homer Simpson costume, which he dawned. They exited in their costumes then went to the nearby church, only to find Jackurai Sam, a foreign man on a quest of his own to find an old lady who could help him enchant his 'transmute sword'. Xander allowed him into the army as a member, in hopes that he may find this old woman, while with them. They left the church and Urmok-Bill, Xander, and Speedy Dragon entered a tavern, where they saw a man passed out on the table. Orctribe went over with two cymbals he picked up from a nearby drum-kit and banged them above him, instantly waking him up. The man revealed that his name was JaCrispy the III, a former IRA member, who recognised Speedy. Xander then just decided to let him into the army, since Speedy was in it anyway. When they got out, Speedy, ran towards a castle in the distance with flashing, hoping it was some sort of rave, but JaCrispy mentioned that it was a fancy dress party. When they arrived at the castle, Speedy Dragon approached a group of men dressed as zombies, with one guy dressed in Michael Jackson's Thriller outfit. Speedy got his cock out, and they said 'sure whatever' and proceeded to get into a human centipede together, with Speedy second to last in the line. After a series of tumultuous events involving Jackurai Sam and an old woman who was actually a vampire, everyone in Speedy Dragon's centipede had suddenly turned into a zombie, except for him and the guy behind him, so he took his head out and the lad in him started running upstairs, as it was the safest option and met up with Urmok-Bill, Xander and Borrorish outside the nobleman who was hosting the party's bedroom. Urmok-Bill peered through the door and asked her what a random old lady was doing and if she wanted to go dance. She was persuaded well-enough and followed him, only to be hit on the head by Borrorish, then cut in half with Xander's sword which was coated with garlic, causing her to melt instantly. Victorious the party walked out and found that Forsyth had led an attack, killing the majority of remaining zombies.
===Kingtangapolo - Chapter 4: Return of the Orctribe ===
After a week of travel, the Adron Knights made their way to Mount Kokunbal, where they rested for a bit. Speedy mostly just hung about and was eventually joined by Jackurai Sam, until Azazel passed them in the midst of his construction of a sentient Lightning McQueen. The two of them were quick to point out it lacked a brain and, since Stewart's initial plan was to make it alive, so that he could turn into it, he had to get one first, so they all went to the nearby bar with Urmok-Bill to see if they could get any. In there they found a man in a hooded cloak with a glass of rocks. Azazel pulled back his hood to see who he was only to reveal a bear with a fez. The man introduced himself as Moneybags, a travelling merchant who sold brains as a part of his company, Brains 4 Days, and was looking for a Golden Axe for his group of golden artifact seekers. They agreed to find this golden axe if they could supply them with brains, which he agreed to do, but Speedy wasn't satisfied and he grabbed Moneybags by the collar and demanded he tell them if he knew where Pokimane was and he revealed that not only did he know her, but he had turned her into a rock with his magic powers. He then agreed that if they got him the axe, he'd release Pokimane from her imprisonment. They exited the bar and found it was 5:45PM, so they decided to head towards Mount Kokunbal, as Urmok-Bill had received a birthday card detailing the tyranny of his father, which was likely related to Moneybags' request. On their journey they found out that it was actually the annual milk throwing festival, so they all got covered in milk, but they made it for their 7PM schedule and met with Kargug who was ecstatic to see Urmok again. He then explained that there were two sections to the Orctribe and said that they'd need to send a smaller group with him to attack Urmok-Bill's father, Tarnuk, while the others stopped the other orcs from coming for backup. Xander discussed who to take with Azazel and they decided to take Urmok-Bill, Jackurai Sam, Speedy Dragon, Erik Villa, the Jim Henson man, Sugma Bolls and Don Cheadle, while Borrorish led the rest of the army to stop the rest of the Orctribe. Everyone prepared themselves promptly and separated as per Kargug's request. Kargug led them to the head's tents, where they instantly started their ambush on the Orctribe. Stewart Azazel immediately spotted a chest in the distance, so he flew over as a bird to open it up, while everyone else fought. Speedy fought alongside his allies and helped take down one of two orc generals, allowing Urmok-Bill to take down his father and acquire the Golden Axe, which Speedy and Urmok handed to Moneybags later on, who gave them two brains and restored Pokimane's humanity.
===Kingtangapolo - Chapter 6: Mezzanine Madness ===
The Adron Knights had made their way to a small town just past the mountains they were traversing across. Suddenly, two Lightning McQueen's, signifying the full groups union. Stewart Azazel and Urmok-Bill retold their adventures to everyone and introduced them to the new members, Sal Vulcano, Terry Moran, and BTS. With it being early in the afternoon, Xander and Jackurai Sam decided to treat everyone out to a meal at the restaurant chain, Pizza, but on Lazy Susans. They were seated in tables of six by a 4-year-old girl with a heavy metal heavy metal notebook to take orders with. Xander and Speedy Dragon just got normal plain pizzas, while everyone else got strange dishes, despite this they still enjoyed their meals together, but suddenly saw a commotion at the entrance, where two strange men in suits had come in and were getting into an argument with the restaurant owner. After some harsh words, the two men started beating up the owner, so Speedy Dragon sneakily went over and pulled both of their pants down, then ran back to his chair without getting noticed, causing Jackurai Sam to shout "nice buttoks", causing the two men to get embarrassed, so they kicked the owner one last time and waddled away into a nearby Carphone Warehouse. They continued their meals, but the owner was quick to go up to Speedy and thank him, then go "the Chinese Mafia amirite?", before dying. With the meals finished and the bills payed, the Adron Knights set off to the Carphone Warehouse, where they found themselves stopped by a locked door. The entire wall was glass so the massive group of Chinese Mafiosa inside could see them just kind of loitering outside. Xander being a quick-witted genius, took out his longsword and started trying to pick it open with the tip of it. Everyone looked at him as if he was an idiot, but he managed to do and the two large groups just looked at each other for a while. Sugma Bolls had noticed that the leader of the Chinese Mafia was on top of a Mezzanine shaped like a phone, so he picked up Xander, Borrorish, Azazel, Speedy, Urmok and Jackurai Sam, then chucked them up there. The people there looked at them quite shocked, but immediately attacked them. Speedy provided some support by getting some clean hits in, but Xander decided to charm an enemy with the marcas on his ass, which caused them to start dancing, but they tripped over and broke their neck on the dial button of the mezzanine, which looked like a phone. It caused the phone to vibrate, causing Jackurai and the other members of the Chinese Mafia to fall over, then they discovered that they'd just called Frederick O'Hare who started reciting the Phone Guy's first call in Five Night's at Freddy's . When the call ended, the head of the Chinese Mafia, Kot Siu-wong, charged at them with two men alongside him, but Urmok-Bill chucked his Furby Bomb at them, killing them all instantly and subsequently caused the mezzanine to cave in on itself. The Adron Knights were victorious and in the wreckage, Speedy Dragon found his old left hand, which he pocketed for later.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 7: Monkey Business ===
After a long travel, the Adron Knights made it to Celincia, the capital city of Valm, where the Empress herself resides. Xander attempted to speak with the Empress by himself, so everyone was left to their own devices. Stewart Azazel and Speedy Dragon decided to walk around a bit together, because everyone else had pretty much gone off on their own. They eventually stumbled upon a zoo and the tickets were GP 10 per person, but Speedy said that his fortune cookie says that he'll find a pot of gold soon, so he'll just give him it when he gets that, so the ticket master allowed them both to go in without paying. They wandered around the zoo for a while and noticed that there was only one exhibit, the apes, so they went over and had a look, where Speedy started trying to use monkey sign language at them. Luckily one of them was able to communicate with him and they stood face-to-face beyond the glass. Speedy asked the monkey what its occupation was and it said financial advisor, so he left and bought a single peanut, so the woman gave him a massive peanut, after going under her stall and making cartoon sound effects. Speedy returned and mocked the chimpanzee, saying "were you looking for DEEZ NUTZ?!", then he ran away laughing. A zookeeper then stopped them both and asked if they would like to go meet the monkeys, so they agreed and were taken into a room, where they had to put on monkey costumes to 'blend in'. Speedy Dragon was given a costume that had a leather motorcycle jacket with a patch of Garfield on it, and Stewart Azazel was a normal monkey, but it looked like it was holding his head. As they were getting changed a gas started filling up the room from beyond the door and it was locked, so they couldn't get out. Speedy channeled his inner monkey and start going mental, but he knocked himself out, so Azazel took his fart gun and attempted to use it as a defibrillator to wake him up, but it failed and he passed out from the gas too. They both eventually woke up in the enclosure and they found that all their equipment was gone and they had also been turned into monkeys. They freaked out for a moment, but they were greeted by two monkeys, Mason a fine gentleman who started making inarticulate monkey noise, but claimed that it was because of a cough, and Phil, who was a mute and was conversing with Speedy earlier. They introduced them to the enclosure and told them everybody just kind of hangs out in the tree. They went to a swing set hanging from the tree and they suggested that they all play a game of football to lift their spirits, which they all like the sound of, but Gorilla Rolls the Gorilla told them that there was one ape who probably wouldn't join, because he stays in his hut at the top of the tree, so the pair decided to give him a visit. The hut was made of wood and had an ominous vibe, but they nevertheless entered. Cigarette smoke flushed into their nose and they saw a monkey in a military vest with sunglasses on, smoking five cigarettes at once, while playing the harmonica and carving something into the floor. They conversed for a spell about the situation and the monkey, whose name was Clark (with the monkey name Clappers), explained that the zookeepers experiment on its visitors, turning them into monkeys, so he was planning an escape, but all the other apes had lost hope and he nearly had too, so they invited him to play football with them, so that they could potentially lift everyone's spirits and escape, so he agreed to join in. It came down to deciding team and Speedy Dragon got the first pick, so his team comprised of: Gorilla Rolls, Monkey Spongebob, Clappers, Mason, Diddy Kong, and he was left with Monkey Morty as the last pick. Stewart Azazel's team comprised of PG Tips Monkey, Monkey Rick, Karl Marx, Phil, and Monkina. The match started and it got intense and Monkey Rick perished, when Gorilla Rolls absorbed him into his fatty folds, and Diddy Kong murdered Monkey Morty out of rage. Ultimately, the game ended in a draw, because Speedy's team was miles better than Azazel's, but because he was playing as Lightning McQueen, he completely covered the net, so it was impossible for them to score. After the game, everyone was happy and morale was lifted, so Azazel, Clappers, and Speedy went back to Clappers' den and they laid out the plan, but they needed to convince the other apes to uprise with them, so Speedy got on top of the big tree and announced that everybody deserved freedom and that they should spread their wisdom and knowledge, telling Karl Marx to write some sort of Communist Monkeyfesto or something, and telling the PG Tips Monkey to do those adverts again. Everybody was quiet for a moment and then Gorilla Rolls stood up and started making monkey noise, so everyone joined in and they stormed the only entrance into the enclosure, where a massive battle between ape and zookeeper ensued. Azazel morphed into Lightning McQueen and had Speedy Dragon inside him, then they ran over a bunch of scientists and skidded over to Clappers and told him to "get in bitch!", so he hopped in and they drove through a wall and found the monkey machine, so Speedy grabbed it and all the monkeys ran out, while Clappers set up explosive and detonated them when he got out, burning the entire zoo down to nothing when they left.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 8: Dark Empress ===
Xander decided to retreat to a nearby inn to get rooms for all the Adron Knights to stay in, so with the night still young, Speedy Dragon and Stewart Azazel met up with Jackurai Sam, who was jacking off, and Urmok-Bill, who had been binge watching the Impractical Jokers and decided to explore Celincia. They saw Borrorish, who'd already done some exploring of his own and discovered a fishing pond nearby, so they went for a look together. A man named Uboob was selling fishing rods and bait, as well as some clothing. Everyone bought or rented a rod and some of them got some bait too, in addition Azazel bought a shirt with Uboob on it and Urmok-Bill got a hat that said "Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me", but Azazel managed to get everyone a God-like rod for free. Fully prepared, they all started fishing by the pond, where they met a woman called Robin Fisher, who was currently second place on the leaderboard for biggest fish, as her previous record was beaten by a man named Lorenz Wilson. Urmok-Bill tried flirting with her, but she was unimpressed and Azazel used wall of ice to make her rod go in the air, so she started shouting at them, causing Speedy Dragon to try shoot her with his monki-inator, but he missed and Robin tried to catch him with her rod, but he caught it with his teeth and the two mutually agreed to not fight anymore. They all started fishing and Speedy made it onto the leaderboard, with his great white shark with a length of 7 metres and a mass of 3377 kilograms. Meanwhile, Robin started pulling out something massive, and from the pond water came out an Aboleth, which Azazel instantly used moonbeam on, causing immense damage, but he pissed it off and got whipped with its tentacle, so Robin got her machete out and stabbed it. Azazel tried to speak with it, but because it was an aberration, he couldn't communicate with it. Borrorish then threw a fishing rod at it, seeing if it would respond to a request to fish with it, but it payed him not mind. Urmok-Bill analysed the Aboleth for testicles and discovered them beneath its body, so he aimed his next attack on it, but missed. Speedy Dragon then tried to shoot it with the Monkey-inator, but missed, so Jackurai Sam swooped in and stabbed it with his javelin, killing it. Robin thanked them, then handed it over to Uboob for examining, which put her at the top of the leaderboard, and as a token of her gratitude, Robin gave the aboleth to Jackurai Sam. They left the pond somewhat satisfied, although Azazel was talking everyone's ears off about how pissed off he was that he could talk to the Aboleth. Eventually, they saw Erik Villa walking Boner, who seemed a bit restless, so they all joined him in following the dog wherever he wanted to go. In the end, Boner led them to an alleyway in a dingy part of the city and he went down a couple of stairs at the end of it, where they were faced with a steel door, so Azazel ran through it as Lightning McQueen and found himself in a hideout for a bunch off secret knight guards. He turned back to normal, but was arrested, then the rest of the party was apprehended too. Erik Villa and Boner were put in a separate cell from the others and everyone's spirit seemed broken. Furious at Azazel for his prior actions, as well as being racist towards orcs, Speedy Dragon flung his poo at the vampire, then Borrorish cast sleep on him, then drew a penis on his face with Speedy's poop. After a while, a woman in a regal dress walked in complaining that her secret monkey experimentation lab had just exploded and now a group of hooligans had just broken into her secret police hideout. She explained that since they discovered the location of this hideout, she'll have to kill them, but she insisted on making a cup of tea, so she left to prepare herself, in the meantime, Speedy Dragon explained how Borrorish should use his powers to make rice expand in the stone walls, so that they could escape, but then he explained that he could quite simply summon the old one Dooro to teleport them into a different room, which everyone else seemed to support more, despite the monkey's objection. Dooro appeared before them and created a gateway to the prison warden's office, so they all went through, without Stewart Azazel, since he was still asleep, and they instantly found the keys to all their locks. Emancipated, they decided to set out to free Villa and Boner, then escape, but were stopped by the warden, who asked who they were, so Jackurai Sam said his name was Fred and since no one in their list of convicts had that name, they let him go. Urmok-Bill led the way out and was instantly caught face-to-face with the woman from before. Furious, she jabbed him in the neck, then ran back, calling all of her men to kill the Adron Knights. Speedy Dragon and Jackurai Sam freed Erik Villa, Boner, and Azazel. After a tumultuous battle, the party defeated the wardens and had to face off with Empress Cornelia herself, so Jackurai Sam started off by stabbing her with his javelin, then Stewart Azazel used his moon beam, followed up by Speedy Dragon who threw two loads of poop at her. Borrorish then swooped in and used poison spray and Urmok-Bill finished off with a swing of his greataxe. The flurry of blows forced her to retreat, so she teleported away, beyond the boundaries of the party being able to track her down, so they decided to free the remaining prisoners and offer them in a place in the Adron Knights. Deeming the city too unsafe, they relayed the events of what had transpired back to Xander at the inn and convinced him to command the army to move on, instead of staying.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 9: Adron Knights ===
After a long month since the beginning of their journey, the Adron Knights made it back to their home country and stopped by a nearby village. Urmok-Bill went into the nearest shop to him, closely followed by Speedy, Borrorish, and Azazel. The vendor was an old woman who was wearing cheese armour and was annoying Speedy for suppossedly being useless. Urmok-Bill was trying to see what she was selling, but kept on getting called an idiot by her, so Azazel tried to stab her with his scimitar, but the cheese armour was so thick it didn't get through to her, so Borrorish used firebolt to melt all the cheese and everyone ran out while the woman drowned in melting cheese. They eventually left and went to the cinema. There were 5 showings in total, and Speedy, with Jackurai Sam, watched a blank screen, with a large group of people including Matthew Patrick, Mim Mambles, Oh, Jay, Simpson, and Spermy-Man. When everyone got their tickets, they found out that all 5 films were being shown at the exact same time in the same room, so everyone was still able to be together. After the movies, Speedy and his the party were stopped by Snoop Dogg, who asked if they wanted to be in his next album, so they obviously agreed, and he asked them who they were and they told him that they were the Adron Knights, and he was like "snap yo, I'm leading the rebellion against Yuchanea! Come with me.", so all Adron Knights got into his limousine (the Snoop mobile) and he drove them to a cave deep within the woods, where a massive party was being held for them. Snoop Dogg said that they were heroes and a celebration for making it to Adron was in order. During the party, Snoop Dogg explained the plan for their siege on Castle Wolvesley, Xander's old home, then he did some recreational drugs with Borrorish and him asked to make a new flag for the Adron Knights, so he teamed up with the rest of the tacticians and Xander to made one, which everyone really was proud to have above them. The morning after the party, Snoop Dogg called everyone up and told them that they'd be attacking Castle Wolvesley that day and the plan was to make it easier for Xander, Borrorish, Urmok-Bill, Azazel, Speedy, and Jackurai Sam to get into the castle to defeat Uio. Everyone got into the Snoop mobile and they drove out to Castle Volvesley, but the Adron Knights were horrified to see the whacky dystopia the country had become, seeing towns and villages destroyed and people with no clothes roaming about, because they've been outlawed for some reason. To prepare them for battle better, Snoop Dogg offered to put on some tunes, so they decided to put on Axel F's Crazy Frog, which continued on when they finally got to their destination. It still had the brutal damages from when Uio first attacked it and they all charged in, as Yuchanean troops flooded out the castle. A massive battle erupted outside the castle, but Xander and his tacticians had one goal, getting to the bridge to defeat Uio once and for all. They made their way through the battlefield, and despite being largely outnumbered, they were able to easily make it to the bridge with minimal injuries, fully prepared to take on Uio and end this war.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 10: Final Battle ===
Xander led the party through the entrance of Castle Wolvesley, where they entered the central garden, surrounded by the four major buildings that made the castle up, where they began their search for Uio. Stewart Azazel went into the east side building, while everyone else went into the northern one, where they found Jedah Varkgorim, the self-proclaimed Orc King, eating an entire feast to himself in the dining hall. Having not been seen yet, Jackurai Sam went back out the room and knocked on the hall door, so the Orc King opened the door only to be fright by Sam shouting "Bazinga!", followed by Speedy Dragon shooting at him with the Monkey-inator, but missing, prompting the Orc King to initiate combat. They were able to defeat the Orc King, but failed to kill him, as he ran out the window to escape after being blasted with Speedy Dragon's fart gun. With only one building to search left, as Azazel had investigated the easterly building by himself, they all stormed into the westerly building together and ascended the staircase to find Uio with his face obscured by a cloak, looking over the battlefield with Xander's sister Princess Elise strapped to a crucifix. Uio faced the party and removed his hood, revealing that he looked identical to Borrorish and further revealed that he was his twin brother. The two of them proceeded to have a conversation in orcish about how he should join him in completing the ritual, but Borrorish ultimately relented, not wanting to summon the old one, as a result, Uio was determined to kill his brother and his comrades, then use his corpse like a puppet to complete the ritual by himself. They began an all-out brawl amongst themselves, facing off against the terrifying power of Emperor Uio. During the fight, Uio mortally wounded Borrorish, but Xander was able to drag him back and heal him back to health, allowing him to return the fight with a devastatingly powerful fire wall that killed his brother and ended the war. Xander went over to the balcony and got his sister from the balcony only to find she had already bled to death, but also that all of Uio's forces were either killed or willfully surrendering, a true showcase of how they won the battle and reclaimed Adron.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 11: Epilogue ===
With Adron reclaimed by Xander and his Adron Knights, Speedy decided to step down from fighting altogether, finally seeing that it's not something he exactly enjoys, therefore leaving the IRA altogether, instead staying in Adron to start a mechanic shop with all the other victims of Empress Cornelia's monkey experiments. Eventually Speedy would go on to establish a monkey country not too far from Adron.
== Relationships ==
=== Allies ===
* Adron Knights The team is essentially the only thing keeping him from a death sentence at this point.
** Sugma Bolls Speedy tries to talk Bolls out of being a Barbarian, but he is quite persistent.
** Urmok-Bill Orctribe Despite Urmok-Bill's protest, Speedy gets him into drinking games, often forcing him to consume more than he should and then pay for it. Nonetheless, Speedy and Urmok-Bill do trust each other on the battlefield, but the ape does seem to have deep hatred for the half-orc.
** JaCrispy the III They had worked together in the past while in the IRA and have reunited, but Speedy often keeps his distance, perhaps being aware of how much of a bad drunk he is.
** Katsuro They met at a party at a nobleman's house where they participated in a human centipede together.
** King Xander Despite initially wanting to kill his sister, Speedy stuck around with Xander and the two became close friends, eventually becoming allies as rulers of countries, when he started his Monkey Country.
** Stewart Azazel The pair went to a zoo together and call one another their "best mate", because they're the only members of the tactician group of the Adron Knights that are monkeys.
=== Enemies ===
* Adron Speedy was sent by the IRA to carry out a terrorist operation in the country.
** Princess Elise His task was to assassinate her in the name of the IRA.
* Chinese Mafia He got caught in a large amount of trouble with them and was eventually punished by them when he got caught.
** Kot Siu-wong Kot was the leader of the branch of Chinese Mafia that Speedy ran into. Kot was also the man responsible for cutting Speedy's left hand off.
== Gallery ==
TheNew&ImprovedSpeedy.png|Speedy Dragon (3rd edition render)
Speedy.png|Speedy Dragon (2nd edition render)
SpeedyDragon.jpg|Speedy Dragon (1st edition render)
Halloween2019Speedy.jpg|Speedy Dragon in the Halloween 2019 poster
TitleCard6.png|Speedy Dragon on the title card for Kingtangapolo
SpeedyDragonMonkey.jpg|Speedy Dragon in the Monkey Business poster
3Wavis_Speedy.jpg|Speedy Dragon in the 3rd year Anniversary poster
KingtangapoloFinaleTitleCard.png|Speedy Dragon on the title card for Kingtangapolo
== Trivia ==
* In the Halloween 2019 special, Speedy revealed that he's homosexual.
* There's a mistake on the title card for Kingtangapolo Chapter 7: Monkey Business, where Speedy has both his hands.
Category:The Wavis D&D Legend
Category:Kingtangapolo
Category:Playable Characters
Category:Characters