Iconic-Todaro Family New Year's Eve 2021

== Before Giuseppe's form of discipline ==
[Samantha, Rico, and their friends are playing "Pass The Tanuki".]
Cut to:
[Samantha, Rico, and their friends are playing "Catch The Kirby".]
Cut to:
[Giuseppe looks after Samantha, Rico, and their friends]
Nicole: "Giuseppe gave them a harsh punishment."
Cut to:
[Corey types into Giuseppe's Instagram Account, and types in "im a stinky poopo hed. only i can watch tv i love to givpeple hot sauce cold water hit them and i even put them in the attic.i hate my family too!"]
[Corey goes outside to get into alcoholic drinks]
Nicole: "And Corey got into alcoholic drinks."
Corey: "Noo...yeerz...eeev.....iz....fur...loozerz......." (Translated: "New Year's Eve is for losers!")
Cut to:
Giuseppe: "Why did you play 'Pass The Tanuki'?"
Samantha: "Because I made up this game....since a campout..."
Stacie: "Why did you play 'Catch The Kirby'?"
Samantha: "Because we....wanted to..."
Giovanni: "Is there anything you like besides your friends, toys, family, and television?"
Samantha: "Those things are....the only things I like..."
Giovanni: "Television is for adults. Toys are for babies. Guess what? You ARE a punished baby. I MEAN IT! YOU'RE in big TROUBLE. YOU KNOW WHY?! BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT!!! You are going to get it!"
[Samantha spits on Giovanni's face]
[Rico goes into a bedroom and locks the door]
Samantha: "Eat my skirt, Giovanni!"
Stacie: "Oh, Giuseppe. Do you know what Samantha, Rico, Corey and their little friends did? They were saying very bad words, breaking your favorite CD's into pieces,
== Giuseppe's form of discipline ==
Nicole: "Giuseppe used various abusive discipline techniques to punish the kids."
=== Spankings ===
[Rico and the other children retreat into the bedroom and lock the door before they hide under the bed]
Giuseppe: "It's locked tight. It won't open."
=== Tobasco Sauce ===
[Giuseppe force-feeds Rico tobasco sauce]
=== Cold Water ===
Stacie: "What is the consequence for doing such things?"
Giovanni: "I know, right! Give them a cold shower!"
Giuseppe: "We're giving them a cold shower! Guess what? You ARE in big trouble."
Stacie: "You each got spankings, and tobasco sauce, and now you're getting cold showers, and then you're getting banished to the attic. Get undressed right now, you naughty children."
Rico: "Why won't you leave me alone, Stacie!"
Stacie: "What did you say, you disgusting little brute?"
Rico: "I said 'Why won't you leave me alone!'"
[Rico's friends and Rico himself run away]
Paula: "STOP IT! THE CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY!"
[Rico, Samantha and their friends retreat to Rico's bedroom and lock the door]
=== Attic ===
[Giuseppe banishes Rico to the attic]
Giuseppe: "STAY IN THIS (bleep)ING ATTIC! NEVER COME OUT! NO MEALS!"
[Rico spits on Giuseppe's face]
[Rico is now starving, and weak from hunger]
[Rico is also forced to eat his own feces and drink his own urine]
Meanwhile...
[Samantha at home checks out her computer, looking rather pleased for some reason]
Samantha: "Giuseppe has become the new internet meme...revenge is best served on the internet..."
== A few days later ==
[A large group of people start pointing and laughing at Giuseppe and his siblings]
Man #1: "Look, it's the guy who says TV is for adults!"
Man #2: "He's the new internet meme!"
[a crowd of people start mocking Giuseppe]
Paula: "Sadly, Giuseppe, revenge is best served on the internet, and you deserved it, you are believing propaganda and it's your own family's propaganda!"
Man #3: "That guy is a complete nut Job!"
cut to:
[Giuseppe is at work when he hears laughing]
[Giuseppe notices his co-workers laughing while watching something on the Internet]
[Giuseppe's co-workers soon start pointing at him, laughing at him and mocking him]
Giuseppe: "What the heck is going on?"
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