Ode to a Fruitcake

Sung to In The Bleak Midwinter, this is a song from Santa's Pants are Falling Down and More Sing-Alongs of The Season.
== Lyrics ==
* In the bleak midwinter sitting all alone,
* In a breadbox on the shelf, fruitcake hard as stone.
* No one dare to taste it or remove the bow,
* For we know that it was made oh so long ago.
* First they put in olives and kumquats by the pound;
* Then, they over-baked it to a nice dirt brown.
* Then into a plastic box impenetrable yet,
* Gifted and re-gifted for somebody else to get.
* Nan, she bought it firstly for my sis named Kim;
* Kim then gave it to our dad.
* She'd nothing else for him.
* Dad put it in the basement for a year or two.
* Now, it's turned so moldy that I'm giving it to you.
* Now, in the bleak midwinter sitting all alone,
* In a breadbox on the shelf, fruitcake hard as stone.
* No one dare to taste it or remove the bow,
* For we know that it was made oh so long ago.
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