Laughing Death

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
''Subject LAUGHING DEATH is a pistol-sized firearm-morphic organic lifeform found in what is believed to be one of the areas where the [REDACTED] Wars intersect to our existence. Subject is believed to be part of a 
mass-produced range of guns, as its genetic composition bears teltale 
sequences similar to Subjects [REDACTED] which are also 96% likely to be
 linked to such a war
Subject is a firearm that 
consumes organic material and metallic tissues to produce strains of 
organic ordinance, to be fired and used for termination of living 
organisms.''
NOTATION TO G.U.F.F. STAFF: Subject is to 
only be fed through proxy means such as mechanical arms. G.U.F.F. will 
not be held responsible for loss of digits or limbs.''
At regular intervals, subject is to be fed only three-fourths nonsentient animal protein and one fourth metallic substances. Variations in diet must be approved by the G.U.F.F. for the purposes of testing. DO NOT LET IT CONSUME FLESH BELONGING TO SENTIENT OR ANOMALOUS ORGANISMS. TESTING ON SUCH IS SEVERELY RESTRICTED. 
Subject
 is also to be regularly tested at least once a week on 
G.U.F.F.-approved anomalous firing range. Subject’s ballistics must be 
observed for variations in composition and effects due to diet. Human 
substitutes will be provided for these tests.''
END NOTATION
Subject
 is notable for its wid variety of producable “ammunition”, its 
cartilaginous composition seeming to be able to stretch to [REDACTED] 
times its size to contain its ammunition. Tests are to be released, 
eventually.''
 Subject’s intelligence is minimal, though it 
is reported to produce a sound that members of the organization 
analogize to “laughter” when entities around it are injured or when it 
is fed.''
== Author Commentary ==
Always gotta have a horrible organic gun in one’s anomalous crud 
collection! I’m proud of the design I made, tho less so of the actual 
concept. 
Do I overdo the idea of 
weapons-with-lots-of-variation? Like, legit, I’m curious, because it is a
 fav trope but I do worry I overdo it.
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