Susan vs Sonamy: The Musical (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: "Heads, do you remember the first time we fought Sonic and Amy?"
Heads: "Yes! I do!"
Susan: "Wanna relive the moment?"
Heads: "Yes!"
Susan: "Let's relive the moment!"
The kids go to 3rd Grade, Sector Blue, and Heads and Susan enter the toilet
Curd: taking notes
Everyone's pockets vibrate due to their phone
Everyone: "Uh, we have got to go to the CR!"
Mrs. Tweeters: "Go ahead!"
Everyone goes to the CR, using the toilet to transport themselves to Heads Prower's meeting area
Going Down The Drain Plays
Ava: "This is extremely anti-mundane!"
Swift: "Time to be thrilled when going to Heads' domain!"
Ava: "Let's go down, down, down into the drain!"
Swift: "So that there will be not 3, or 2, or 1 but zero pain!"
Song Ends
Heads: "Welcome, comrades. This is our first meeting ever. The red alerts are signs of the Eggman Empire being in great danger. Sonic and Amy are destroying the Eggman Empire, from its buildings to its inhabitants, the robots. Again. Thanks, Bomber for creating that amazing robot to keep track of them!"
Bomber: "You're welcome."
Ava: "Like there's anything bad about them destroying-"
Heads: "There is. I won't have something to rule over 25 years from now, plus I don't want to look bad, and I want to turn it into an empire that will help the world."
Heads: "This is why we need to stop your parents from destroying the Eggman Empire. So that I can rule over one Empire, change it for the better, and make myself not look bad."
Everyone cheers, except Susan who was testing Heads' new Bomb Apples.
Heads: "So who wants to stop them?"
Swift: "Does that count as training with them?"
Ava: "Then we're going to do so. By the way, why do you go to the bathroom specifically with Susan?"
Heads: "She seems to do well in terms of eliminating threats great enough to destroy the Eggman Empire. Of course, we want to chip off Eggman, but we'll save that for later. We need to gain his trust first so that he doesn't use his robots against us."
Ava: "Good plan. Anyways, we're volunteering. We're the only ones strong enough to take down our parents, even though we only took them down in training once."
Swift: "And we're willing if it means we get to train!"
Heads: "Also here's the reason why Susan is good at eliminating threats."
Susan: runs around the room at high speed
Swift: "Woah! That's only slightly slower than I am! Impressive!"
Susan: runs to the meeting and does a salute "What's the sitch?"
Heads: "Sonic and Amy are destroying the Eggman Empire. And they're doing well."
Susan: "SONIC AND AMY? They're like the two most powerful beings in Mobius!"
Heads: "They are."
Sonic and Amy Plays
Susan: "You're kidding me, right? You're kidding me!
Don't make me fight Sonic and Amy!
One of them is a hedgehog who is the fastest thing alive!
The other is the strongest, and still for more strength she could thrive!"
Heads: "Well, if it means protecting the Eggman Empire so that I can make a good tomorrow
And so that I can get rid of enough of the world's sorrows
Sorry, Susan, but we have to fight them!
Besides, in fighting them, Swift and Ava are absolute gems!"
Susan: "But they are still kids, there's no way they're
As powerful as that duo, fighting them's still a nightmare!"
Heads: "But I have a plan, so enjoy this show
I'll give them powers in 3, 2, 1, GO!"
The 2 go inside the power machines and are given ice and fire powers
Ava: "You know that just enhances our abilities, right?"
Swift: "But who cares if we don't relive this exact day?"
Ava: "I know right? We became even more of a young duo of might!"
Swift: "We're even stronger, so hip hip hooray!"
Song Ends
Swift: "Awesome! Now I'm COOL!"
Ava: "And I'm going to make Mom and Dad WARM up to you, Heads."
Heads: "Now, GO GO GO! Use the Hurricane and fly to the Eggman Empire."
Ava: "Why the Hurricane and not just some other flying thing?"
Susan: in the background, putting crates inside the plane
Heads: "There is something that will help you. Now, go go go!"
The three get in the plane, and Susan is on the pilot seat
Susan: "Ready?"
Swift and Ava: "Training day! Training day! Training day!"
Susan: "Let's reBOLT!"
Swift: "And make myself look COOL to them!"
Ava: "And make them WARM up to my new powers."
Susan pilots the plane
Bomber's Recording Bot follows the plane
A Trip To The Skies Plays
Susan: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! We're flying so high!"
Swift: "We're taking a trip into the skies!"
Ava: "We're flying and flying for miles and miles!"
Susan: she does tricks "We're flying and flying with amazing style!"
Song Ends
The trio lands on Eggmanland, and the three jump down from the plane
Swift: "Surrender, Mom and Dad!"
Ava: "Or be burnt to a crisp!"
Susan: "You won't believe their power!"
Sonic: homing attacks Ava
Ava: blocks with her hammer
Sonic: "I have no time to train with you."
Susan: "We aren't training with you!"
Swift and Ava: "We're leaving." they run to the plane
Susan: "Just kidding. We lied."
Swift and Ava: run back "We're in."
Amy: "Well, I guess we can't deny their offer, or else they will get rid of us."
Sonic: Cyloops around the trio
The three take damage and are sent to the sky
Swift: Recovery Smashes Sonic
Ava: charges her hammer attack
Sonic: does a charged spindash at the two
Ava: hits Sonic, sending him to the sky
Amy: catches Sonic with her Piko Piko Hammer and hits him, aiming him at Ava
Ava: hits Sonic back
Amy: "Oh! Wanna play Tennis? Let's do it to it!"
Tennis Montage
Susan: shoots a bolt of thunder at Amy
Amy: shocked, LITERALLY! "Ouch!" she took damage "That's it. I'm done playing around with you-" takes damage from Sonic
Sonic: "Sorry Amy."
Amy: raging "I'm done playing around with you."
Sonic: "I'm very disappointed, kids. I won't play around with you, anymore. No more training."
Susan: in the background, going to the plane
Amy: "You two are-"
Swift: "Wait! We just want to spend time with Susan!"
Ava: "Wait, where IS Susan?"
Bomb Apples are dropped on Amy
Sonic: runs away from the Bomb Apples
How Do You Like Them Apples Plays
Susan: "HAHA! How do you like THEM apples?"
Sonic: "I like those apples sliced or juiced."
Susan: "We're here to give you a large grapple!"
Sonic: "But your plan there I can all day spruce!"
Song Ends
Swift: runs up a building and wall jumps off it "GERONIMO!" shooting ice beams at Sonic while in mid-air
The Hurricane Lands
Yellow Lightning Plays
Susan: runs towards Sonic, then lightning homing attacks him "Blue Blur, meet the YELLOW LIGHTNING!"
Sonic: dodges "I saw the Yellow Lightning before."
Susan: "Well I can round you up and be especially frightening!"
Sonic: "I can beat you with the amount of homing 'tacks four score!"
Susan: "But I'm the Yellow Lightning! I'm lightning in a bottle
While compared to me your are just awful!"
Sonic: "Hey don't call me awful, I'm the fastest thing alive!
Against you I really really really thrive!"
Susan: "Hey don't you dare steal any of my rhymes
Rhyme theft is a heinous crime!"
Sonic: "I've got out of jail before
I'm stronger, I can do it by myself now, so now hear me roar!"
Song Ends
Ava: hits Sonic with her hammer "Gotcha!"
Sonic: gets sent to the sky
Ava: "Whew. That was close."
Swift: he runs up a building homing attacks and Quick Cyloops Sonic
Sonic: frozen
The three high five
Their watches vibrate
Ava: "Woah! Looks like it's already dismissal!"
Susan: flies the Hurricane back to Gaia City
Swift and Ava: they get on, bringing their frozen parents with them
Swift: "When will you unfreeze them?"
Ava: "After I write my apology message to them."
Underground Base
Recorder Robot: flies back to the underground base
Heads: uses the toilet to get in the underground base "Did they beat them, Monitor Robot?"
Recorder Robot: "Affirmative."
Heads: "YES! I knew they had it in them!" hears the plane landing "Oh! Gotta get back!" he takes the pipe up "Had fun?"
Susan, Swift, and Ava: "IT WAS THE BEST FIGHT EVER!"
Heads: "Also, nice use of the Bomb Apples, Susan."
Susan: "Thank me later."
Heads: "Finally. Now I have the best crew ever!"
Rose Residence
Ava: writing her apology letter
Swift: "Quick! I don't want to feel bad for too long!"
Ava: "Done!" gives Swift the apology letter
Swift: reads it "Well done apology letter, sis!"
Ava: unfreezes her parents
Sonic and Amy: angry "SWIFT! AVA!"
Ava: "Dear Mom and Dad, I am sorry for what I did to you. I shouldn't have trained with you, especially when you're doing good for the world. I hope you understand me. Love, Swift and Ava. P.S. Yes, I admit I was working for Heads to preserve the Eggman Empire for him."
Grounded Plays
Sonic: "Swift, Ava, we're so angry at you!
Hurting your parents counts as a big misbehavior!"
Amy: "How dare you freeze us and come out of the blue!
Now I hate to say this, but I'll say you're..."
Sonic and Amy: "Grounded! Grounded! Grounded to the ground!
You two are in so much trouble for hurting us!
No training, no rides, and no loopholes around
But we're glad to have this topic to discuss.
Now go to your room, but this will last
2 weeks, but still you can find other ways to have a blast."
Swift and Ava: both crying
Mia: "What do I do to calm you down, my big siblings?"
Swift: "Do the things you learned from Curd and Ivan. Entertain us."
Ava: "Circus show?"
Mia: "Circus show."
Circus Show
Mia: juggling apples, fire sticks, and more while balancing on a ball
Heads: "This is the best circus show ever."
Mia: "Let's end this with an amazing song!"
Long Journey Plays
Isabella: she plays the instruments
Mia: “We’ve been reminded of a long long journey today!
Look at how far we have come!”
Curd: “Enough for you to get rid of all your dismay
What we said is not at all dumb!”
Mia and Curd: “So we hope you all enjoyed this show
Lots of episodes left to go!
For a long long journey calls a big celebration!”
The kids dance, and so do even some of the adults in the streets
Swift, Ava, Mia, Curd, Ivan, and Susan: “A celebration so big it spreads throughout this nation!
Hope you had fun with our episode production number two score
Because this is an episode never like before!”
Everyone does a pose
The End
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