Quid's Visit

Quid's Visit is the thirty-ninth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Quidward, having been kicked out of the Patty Shack, decides to haunt SpongeBob instead.
== Transcript ==
*[The episode begins with a shot of SpongeBob's house at night. Text reading "Quid's Visit" briefly appears on screen, before cutting to SpongeBob going to bed]
*SpongeBob: Well, Gary, It's time for bed. Goodnight!
*Gary: Meow.
*[They go to sleep]
*Narrator: A Few Hours Later...
*SpongeBob: [Wakes up] [Yawns] What time is it?
*[He looks at Gary's Watch]
*SpongeBob: Oh, it's three in the morning. In that case, I'll get a quick midnight snack and then it's back to bed!
*[He goes downstairs to get it]
*SpongeBob: [Hears a noise] W-what was that? Aw, it was probably just my imagination
*[He hears it again]
*SpongeBob: What the- this isn't cool! Quit pranking me!
*[He opens the fridge]
*Quidward: Boo.
*SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAA!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!! A GHOST!!!!!!!
*Gary: [Wakes up due to the comotion] Meow?
*Quidward: Oh hey, little guy!
*Gary and SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*SpongeBob: What am I gonna do? Who do I call?
*[Suddenly, a paper flies in and hits SpongeBob in the face]
*SpongeBob: What's this? "Do you have a ghost haunting you? Do you want rid of it? If so, call 188-522-GHOSTBUSTERS".
*[He thinks for a second, and then calls the number]
*[Cut to "Ghostbuster HQ"]
*Kuromi: [Sleeping]
*[Suddenly, the phone rings]
*Kuromi: WHAT?!?! Oh, the phone.
*[She picks it up]
*Kuromi: Hello, you've read the Ghostbuster service! How may I help you?
*SpongeBob: There's a ghost in my house!
*Kuromi: I'll be right there.
*[She hangs up, walks outside, and runs into a rocket ship]
*Rocket Ship Voice: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Launch!
*[The rocket ship flies, and crashes in front of SpongeBob's house]
*SpongeBob: Oh, thank you for arriving on such short notice!
*Kuromi: Not a problem!
*[Cut to inside SpongeBob's house]
*Kuromi: Hey, Quidward. I'm gonna uh.... stop you!
*Quidward: Hmm.. How would I scare this lady. Oh, I know!
*[Quidward creeps up behind her]
*Quidward: Boo!
*Kuromi: AAAAAAA!!
*[Her head falls off]
*Quidward: What the- OH MY GOD!
*[He flies away, screaming]
*[Cut to outside, where it was revealed that the Kuromi inside was a robot the whole time]
*Kuromi: [Laughing] Alright, that'll be $69.00 + tacks.
*SpongeBob: Alright!
*[He gives her $69.00, and some thumbtacks]
*Kuromi: I shall be on my way now!
*[She turns into a bunch of small cubes]
*SpongeBob: Well, Quidward's out of my house now! I don't think he'd ever come back!
*[Fade to black]
*[Cut to Quidward, hiding a rock for outside of Bikini Bottom]
*Quidward: I'll be plotting my revenge on Bikini Bottom. Think you're rid of me now? MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
*[The end]
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