Annoying Orange: Rolling in the Dough/Transcript

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Orange (with distorted voice): Luke... Luke... I am an orange.
Orange (with normal voice): (Laughing)
Dough: (Grunting)
Orange: Woah, it's Jabba the Hut!
Dough: Jabba the what now? No, I think you're-
Orange: All mixed up? Nope, that's you Jabba! (Laughing)
Dough: Ugh, I feel like I pulled a muscle there.
Orange: Hey, hey Doughboy!
Dough: What? What?!
Orange: Did you lick the beaters, or did the beaters lick you? (Laughter)
Dough: Oh would you just shut up!?
Orange: Yeah, I guess that's the yeast I could do. (Laughing)
Dough: (Groaning)
Orange: Hey, hey Doughboy!
Dough: Hey can it, fruit-for-brains!
Orange: Hey Doughboy!
Dough: What!?
Orange: Rolling pin.
(Suspenseful music)
(Rolling pin squeaking)
Dough: (Groaning in pain)
Orange: Woah, that's just flat out wrung! (Laughter) Ooh, ow.
(One hour later)
(Casual music)
Orange: Hey, have you tried wiggling?
Dough: Well of course I have, it's no use; I'm stuck!
Orange: Ooh, hey, what if we greased you in butter?
Dough: I am greased in butter!
Orange: Ugh, too much information dude.
Dough: (Groaning) This is the worst day ever!
Orange: Hey, what's going on over th-
(Oven opens)
(Suspenseful music)
Orange: Uh oh.
Dough: What, what is it?
Orange: Um, nothing.
Dough: That didn't sound like nothing. 
Orange: (Laughing nervously)
Dough: Oh no! (Groaning)
(Oven closes)
Dough: Hot, it's hot, oh ok!
(One hour later)
(Casual music)
Orange: Yuck, you should take a shower, you look all crusty! (Laughter)
Loaf: If by crusty, you mean golden brown! (Chuckling) I tell ya Orange, That oven was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel firm, like I can take on the world.
Orange: Hmm, I dunno, you look like a loafer to me. (Laughter)
Loaf: You think I'm full of hot air, huh, huh?
Orange and Loaf: (Laughing alternatively)
Orange: Knife!
(Suspenseful music)
(Knife cutting)
Loaf: (Groaning in pain)
Orange: Wah! Don't worry Loaf, I'm sure that will heel. (Laughter)
Loaf: Oh no, this is gonna hurt! Aw, my face!
Orange: Ooh, ow.
Loaf: No, my face!
(5 minutes later)
(Casual music)
Heel: (Yelling in terror)
Orange: (Murmuring) Stupid Heel, where'd he go?
(Toaster dinging)
Heel: (Groans) Cant... move... my... face...
Orange: Woah, dude, I think you're toast! (Laughter)
(Plate clanging)
Heel: Oh, this is not good.
Orange: Man, you're really having a crummy day. (Laughing)
Heel: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Orange: I dunno, let's ask Butter.
(Suspenseful music)
Butter: Huh? (Screaming)
(Knife cutting)
Orange: Ah!
Butter: My face, my beautiful face! (Crying)
Heel: No! (Groaning and spitting)
Orange: Ugh, talk about a smear campaign. (Laughing)
Heel: Shut up!
Orange: Jeez, it's not like I'm trying to butter you up or anything. (Laughter)
Heel! (Groaning) Shut up!
Orange: Hey, hey heel!
Heel: What?!
Orange: Knife, again.
Heel: Ow!
(Knife cutting)
Orange: Ugh!
Heel: (Groaning)
(Casual music)
Orange: Ugh, poor Jabba the Loaf-Heel, I really liked him. Hmm, I'd send him flowers, but they're already here! Hey, hey flours!
Flour #1: Make it stop!
(Outro music)
Orange: So then I said, "The only way to stop him is with flour power"! (Laughing)
Flour #1: Kill me now!