Uber Rap Battles of Fiction 24

Jack Skellington vs The Grinch is the twenty-fourth installment of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, and the ninth battle of Season 2. It features the Pumpkin King Jack Skellington, the Christmas robber The Grinch, the Guardians' enemy Pitch Black, the grumpy miser Ebenezer Scrooge, and the Christmas icon Santa Claus.
== Cast ==
MaNCHA as Jack Skellington
AccordionChick as The Grinch
Pool as Pitch Black
ZombieLicker as Ebenezer Scrooge
Mat4yo as Santa Claus
== Lyrics ==
UBER RAP BATTLES OF FICTION
JACK SKELLINGTON VS THE GRINCH
BEGIN
=== Skellington: ===
Everybody, step back for the great Skeleton Jack
But no time for tricks-or-treats now because it’s Christmas we lack!
What’s this? What’s this? An evil bug?
I’ll flatten you, your dog Max, the whole kit and caboodle!
You're a mean one, oogie boogie man, and an ugly one too
Endorsing animal cruelty and mistreatment of the Whos
Allow me to scare you until your heart beat has ceased
And then I, I myself will carve you into roast beast
=== Grinch: ===
The difference between us is that you like Christmas a lot
I'm the oogie boogie man who lives down a cave who does not
All you want’s a white christmas! DESTROYING IT’S my master plan
Stalking you green, mean and creepily: Call me Oogie Boogie Man
Just stick to Halloween and go back to your lunatic town
You’re not the Pumpkin King anymore because I’m taking your crown!
You’re a headless anorexic and your verse stink stank stunk
Like your sleigh and the Titanic, you’ve been lyrically sunk
=== Black: ===
Brrgh! It’s getting cold in here! Ah, it’s just my rhymes!
You’ll be taken down like The Guardians but they won’t Rise up this time!
I’ve got the shadows on my side, fear and darkness as my riches!
Can’t touch this Boogeyman, call me Pitch Black, bitches!
I’m freezing your asses like Canada with lashes of aggressive rap masses
You’ll all be getting dissed and whipped until the Dark night passes
My power exceeds yours, Jack, call this psychological warfare!
Pleasant dreams to you both, I’ll see you in your nightmares!
=== Scrooge: ===
Facing these three frozen freaks! I’m not in the mood
I’m the affluent Ebenezer, and to be honest, you’re Scrooged!
Skellington you think you’ve got it all but you haven’t got Jack
I’ll kick your ass in Christmas Past as well as a whack to the sac
You may be mean, Furry Shrek, but you’ll see that I’m getting meaner!
And I’ll bitch slap this Pitch Black with a grumpy demeanor!
I’ll give you all ice-cold whoopings since you’re all worthless shit!
You’re making me sicker than Tiny Tim! Bah Humbug! I quit!
=== Claus: ===
Santa Claus is here - to spread Christmas Cheer
But I hear four killjoys - that ruin it every year
You naughty kiddies better watch out Kris Kringle's on patrol
I'll school you all worldwide, one night, North to South Pole
Jack, get back, This is my day, my crown
I'll shove you down a stump and send you back to Halloweentown
I've yet to diss an Emo Yeti but I'll try it
and now only your heart can change sizes
And who's the man I can't see creeping slowly through the sand?
The Nightmare King shall be dethroned for he shall never understand
You’ve been a naughty boy, Scrooge, here I come
It's the Jolly jello giant turning you to pudding, plum!
You Ho Ho Hoes can blow my Christmas tree under the covers
I’m even making the missis since I kissed all of your mothers
You’ve all been roasted like chestnuts with my burning coal rhymes
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!