Ipos Kabakoff

Ipos Kabakoff is a demon who runs a bar called Thirsties with Sheila Seelendfreund. Despite multiple warnings from Heaven over the years telling him to cut contact with Satan, Ipos continues to remain one of his leader's most reliable informants, even as the End of Days draws near. He was also Satan's closest co-conspirator leading up to the Fall.
== Appearance ==
Ipos is tall, broad-shouldered, and very muscular. His skin is a warm, light brown and he is naturally a brunet. Before the Fall, Ipos had a full head of brown hair. Sometime after, he cut most of it off into a mohawk and dyed the strip blond. The shape of his face is long and rectangular. His eyes are thin and almond-shaped, and his irises are a bright amber. His brows are thick and dyed a dark red.
Ipos has two lower lip piercings and three silver cuffs on each ear. On his upper back, he has a tattoo of a winged wheel. In biblical texts, a hundred-eyed wheel is the physical form Ophanim angels take around the throne of God. It can be assumed Ipos was a part of this celestial order before the Fall.
Ipos's horns are a violet-to-orange gradient, and are shaped like a ram's horns. He also has claws that glow a flaming purple, with yellow at the claw tips.
Ipos also has a large, jagged scar across his chest that he normally covers up. He received this wound during the Fall from his former commander Archangel Jophiel, per Archangel Michael's request of all defectors being treated as traitors. While angels and demons can heal themselves and erase scarring from their bodies, Ipos chose to keep his.
== Biography ==
The following is what Orangeplum has written about Ipos on her Tumblr blog:
Ipos is a “Prince of Hell.” He is essentially a general in Satan’s army, though there is no official title for his role. Ipos hops around from place to place creating dives for fallen angels to frequent. Because of this, he is able to keep up with important trivia and rumors that could benefit Satan during the End of Days. He never stays in one spot too long, so it is difficult to get ahold of him.
Ipos values loyalty first and foremost and has a priority of keeping a family unit with those who fell from Heaven. He is usually seen with Sheila.
== Personality ==
True to accounts of him in the , Ipos is an extremely elusive demon. He is organized and well-versed in running businesses. He has opened numerous establishments over the centuries, all of which fronted as harmless human ventures, and most of which remained undiscovered by Heaven. Ipos never stays in one place too long, and has never been known as an easy person to find.
Because of Ipos's social prowess and wanderlust, he has been able to travel the world and create a massive underground network of informants and spies (ex. Zoe), mostly used to aid Satan's victory in the End. Ipos also does his own personal share of collecting information for Satan's cause. He rules out possible dangers or hindrances for Satan while also finding openings or possible deals that he can make to skew the win in their favor. It is also worth noting that Ipos's observation skills take him very far, whether that's noticing Satan's limp after he ruins the Garden of Eden or detecting that Natalie is a human when she comes into Thirsties.
Like Satan, Ipos despises humans and sees them as lesser beings. He feels kinship solely toward angels and demons. Ipos has proved his loyalty indisputable toward his Fallen family and friends. He has been informing Satan for years despite knowing the repercussions that come with defying Heaven's laws, and stood unwavering in the face of his death sentence.
== History ==
Ipos first met Satan under Jophiel's command in Heaven. He asked Satan if he could help search for the culprit who ruined the Garden of Eden."Flashback" When asked by Satan who he thought the perpetrator was, Ipos admitted that he was suspicious of Satan, since he had heard that the perpetrator was wounded on the leg before escaping, and Satan had been limping. Satan confirmed that Ipos was correct, but to Satan's surprise, Ipos was relieved to hear that someone shared the same hateful sentiments about humans. Ipos and Satan soon became close friends and began to plan out the rebellion against Heaven. 
During the Fall, Ipos helped direct the other angels out, and received a large scar across his chest from his own commander Jophiel in the process."Flashback 2"
After falling, Ipos devoted his life to learning more about humans and keeping tabs on everything. He enlisted in the military at one point to gain more a more widespread knowledge about them. He spent a lot of time traveling around the world and visiting various places along the way. During the 18th or 19th century he stayed in Ireland, where he officially met Sheila Seelendfreund. Sheila joined him on his journey and the two ran a number of different establishments together, such as restaurants, bars, brothels, a hardware store, gun shops, camping supply stores, construction companies, and real estate businesses. In doing so, they kept up with important rumors that could potentially help Satan during the End of Days.http://thisiskindagross.tumblr.com/post/155509406246/satan-and-me-asks (#14)
== Plot ==
Ipos is first introduced at his bar, Thirsties, when Natalie McAllister attempts to buy a drink. After eavesdropping on her order, he laughs at her naiveté and encourages her to down her drink. Because Natalie does not hold her alcohol well, she immediately gets a heavy buzz. Ipos tries to coax information out of her while she is in her drunken state, and asks why she is here and who she is with. Natalie does not budge, but she does tell Ipos that her name is Natalie and that she has some business in the back of his establishment."Warning"
Ipos calls Sheila Seelendfreund over to show Natalie the way to the back, even though he knows very well who Natalie is and that she has no reason to be back there. Natalie ends up in the middle of a fighting ring, and is introduced to her competitor Pax Madan. Ipos makes his way to the back during Natalie's fight, and engages in a brief conversation with Satan. After learning Satan can feel Natalie's pain due to their contract, Ipos immediately calls off the fight."Stop the Fight"
Ipos takes Satan and Natalie to a more private room to discuss what Lucifer came for. The two conclude that War is the easiest Horseman to sway, and Natalie and Satan go on their way after Ipos gives them information on War's whereabouts. Outside the door, Gabriel eavesdrops on the conversation with a cap over his eyes. He has listened to the entire conversation and later informs Archangel Michael of Ipos' underground business, prompting him to send other archangels down to handle the situation."Well, Now What?"
 Sometime after hours, Pax comes by Thirsties to deliver Ipos his mail. Shortly after Pax leaves, Uriel, Chamuel, and some low-rank angels enter the bar. They issue Ipos and Sheila their death sentences on the grounds of giving aid to Satan during the End of Days, despite being told multiple times by Heaven to stop. Ipos and Sheila are well aware they stand no chance against two archangels, and yet they still "go down swinging". They are ultimately killed by Uriel's light after he blows up the entire bar."No Retribution Here"
== Relationships ==
* Sheila Seelendfreund - The two have been both friends and business partners for centuries. Ipos cares for Sheila immensely, and seems to take slights to her disability more personally than she does.
* Pax Madan - While Ipos tolerates Pax and enjoys his business, he considers him to be a nuisance more than anything.
* Satan - Ipos is extremely loyal to Satan and the two are very close. He was Lucifer's first supporter and has always been willing to go great lengths for him.
== Quotes ==
Spoken about Ipos
== Trivia ==
* Ipos Kabakoff is based on the demon from the . The real Ipos is an information keeper, and the author of Satan and Me has stated that she has tried to keep that true to the comic version of him as well.
** In the Lesser Key of Solomon, the demon Ipos was known to make people witty and courageous. Ipos Kabakoff's last establishment was a bar called Thirsties. Alcohol is often referred to as "liquid courage", meaning it can make someone funnier or braver if they drink enough
** Ipos wrote a book to help Satan win in the End of Days. While Ipos' book in the SaM universe is an encyclopedia of information he's gathered, the Lesser Key of Solomon's Ipos has a book that can foretell the future as well.
* Ipos has a slight Irish accent from his years living in Ireland.http://thisiskindagross.tumblr.com/post/155509406246/satan-and-me-asks (#30)
* Every time Ipos changes his profession, he changes his last name to match. The name "Kabakoff", for example, means barkeeper.Picarto stream
* Ipos introduced Zoe to Satan."What Scares You?"
== References ==
Category:Characters
Category:Demons
Category:Deceased
Category:Male
Category:Minor Characters