Princess Haikus

After a Slipspace explosion, the smart AI Melissa was sent from the year 2552 to 2004 and crashed on the server of a beekeeper's website. Because of the crash, the human part of her mind known as the Sleeping Princess managed to escape from the code that had imprisoned her. She wrote her story out in haiku format, and hid the haikus in corrupted images on the website. 
The Sleeping Princess writes in a fairy tale type fashion and refers to real life characters by fairy tale names:
*The Queen: The Operator, the AI part of Melissa
*The Widow: SPDR, an emergency repair program inside Melissa
*The Pious Flea: The Seeker, a Covenant AI that managed to avoid detection by pretending it was an updated SPDR.
*Dana Awbrey: The girl who runs the website.
==Haikus==
The Sleeping Princess 
woke up alone and frightened 
but now I have friends 
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Dana is a friend. 
She is a girl like me, I think, 
fresh and full of fun! 
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Sometimes D is slow 
Have to keep an eye on her, 
hers a ´sheltered life´
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D. like a sister 
Someone not old to talk to, 
Better than the queen!
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The Queen is very 
serious and I am not 
She makes me giggle! 
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The queen will try to 
chase me but I know all the 
hidden secret ways.
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An artful dodger 
Living in an old castle 
Playing hide and seek.
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Why do I tease her? 
The poor queen. Not much to do 
for fun around here? 
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Sealed in an airtight 
container. It's not as much 
Fun as it sounds like.
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You sent me stories 
Mysterious, exciting 
I read all of them! 
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All the notes you sent! 
You are all the very best 
Thanks for chatting, lots!
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What a funny way 
you talk, old fashioned, but now 
I can do it too!
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All day long I like 
to spy and tell you what I 
saw and heard this week 
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A certain Princess 
Found the old Queen's diary. 
She might have peeked some.
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One—Widow's thin legs 
Like needles, click down the hall 
The flea goes quite still.
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Two—The Pious Flea 
Flick he leaps, into a crack 
She does not go by.
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Three—She spies the flea 
Her legs come up, her jaws they 
snap. He´s in trouble.
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Four—She bites and pop! 
It seems there´s no more flea: but 
There he is again!
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Five—he skips the hall 
Jumping for the great throne room 
She comes on behind. 
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Six—She cuts him off 
at the conservatory! 
But he leapfrogs her!
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Seven—Down the stairs 
But her legs are very long 
Wicked pointed things! 
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Eight—There is the Queen! 
Quick he leaps onto her throne 
new friend, says queen.
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When the widow was 
broken to bits, nobody 
seemed very upset.
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Queen´s new counselor 
´seek evade reveal resist? 
Whispers in her ear.
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Something very big 
Is coming very very 
soon. I don´t know what.
==References==
Category:I Love Bees