Kratos versus Dante

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Kratos versus Dante is the eleventh battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the twenty-sixth battle overall.
== Battle Information ==
MaNCHA as Kratos
ZombieLicker as Dante
Beat by The Beat Recorder
Released on January 27, 2014
== Lyrics ==
Dante:Let’s go. I’m here to get rid of this raging pale dudeWith my super strength and agility I gotta say you’re screwedI’ve got games, novels, manga, and I’m sweeping the floorNice golden fleece, and you call yourself the God of War?With Ebony and Ivory, presenting you this rivalryYou’re killing your own family to take control of your dynastyI hunt demons and monsters, honestly, you’re the scariest so farTry and prove yourself not useless, I’ll give you a chance to spar
Kratos:CALL ME KRATOS, BITCH! I’M THE GOD OF WARGIVING YOU A SPARTA KICK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING DOORI’VE GOT THE BLADES OF CHAOS WHEREAS YOU HAVE EMO HAIR“ooh but I got a remake” BITCH I DON’T CAREYOU’RE KILLING DEVILS BUT I’M DESTROYING GODS BY THE MASSESCOME TRY TO FIGHT ME WITH YOUR BROTHER AND I’LL DROP YOU ON YOUR ASSESTHIS RESIDENT EVIL RIPOFF LIKES TO EAT STRAWBERRIES? GEEZPREPARE FOR A DECIMATION LIKE YOUR NAME WAS ARES
Dante:Have you heard of anger management? Your case is rather obviousI’m not afraid of this ghost although I’m a little bit dubious
Kratos:LET’S PRETEND YOU’RE MY FATHER, AND NOW I’LL KILL YOU, ZEUSFEELING DRUNK OR STONED? IT’S BECAUSE OF MEDUSA!
Dante:You’ve got some big daddy issues man, must be pretty complexYou care for nobody at all, and you’re still looking for respect?
Kratos:THIS IS THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL POPULATION SOLELY YOUNIFELHEIM BASTARD IT’S YOUR FATE TO BE SPEARED THROUGH
Dante:Now you’re doomed, I’ve entered Devil Trigger,Your rhyming skills, they make me sniggerHere’s a story of one of the sons of Zeus,on a path of destruction with really no excusewho slaughtered his daughter and wife without thinkingthen killed a few gods, but now his ego is shrinkingyou have no second chance to try and fix your lifeI’ll give my permission, now you, god, may cry
Kratos:THE RAGE OF THE TITANS IS FILLING MY BLADESTHE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES DRIVES ME INSANEI’M ASCENDING INTO MY FINAL FORMWHY YOU MESSING WITH THE GOD OF WAR?I WON’T BE CRYING FOR YOU ALTHOUGH I’LL BURN YOU TO ASHWHITE ASH LIKE MY SKIN SINCE YOU’RE PURE WHITE TRASHTHINK FAST BEFORE I STAB YOU WITH THE SWORD OF SPARDAYOU JUST GOT WASTED BY THE GHOST OF SPARTA
== Trivia ==
TBA
Category:Season 2
Category:Storm Five