Ask Rufus 1 - SheepShark!!!

300px"Ask Rufus #1 - SheepShark!!!" is the 1st episode of Ask Rufus.
==Synopsis==
Rufus T. says he is going to answer a few questions that came in for him on the website. He is about to announce the first question, but asks who sent it. Martha shouts, "NANCYS SANDWICH!", to which Rufus tells her not to yell at him.
The user called Nancys Sandwich says, "'sup Rufus t., What do you like most and least in the world?". Rufus says what he likes least is sandwiches asking him "stupid" questions and what he likes the best is eating sandwiches, which he says is a double whammy. He asks her to come on over so she can ask him a dumb question and he will slap her in the face and eat her.
Rufus announces the next question, which is from a user called laaker, who says, "Hello Rufus T., there is this girl that is rather cute." Rufus says, "Oh my!" before the question continues, "She might like me maybe I guess. Should I like go out with her or something?". Rufus tells laaker he should probably take anything he can get, saying he sounds like a "pathetic piece of meat that's been dropped from the buttocks of a brown dog".
Rufus announces the final "stupid" question of the day, which is from a user called sheepshark. The question says, "Hey old timer, Since your into wife-hatery, clearly out of interest, whats the best way to kill your wife...just wondering." When Rufus mentions the username, the scene cuts to a sheep with the face of a shark as dramatic music plays. Rufus says he hopes he never sees one of them in the field or in the water. Rufus says he will answer the question quietly so his wife doesn't hear. Just then, Martha shouts she can hear him and Rufus yells at her to shut up. Rufus whispers he is writing a book titled 101 Ways to Kill Your Wife. He says it will be out, as soon as he finds a publisher that will handle it. Rufus says until then, he will throw out a suggestion. He starts by saying to grab a knife, only for the film to cut short.
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