Cool Fool Scoops

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	
バズってなんぼです！ 	bazu tte nanbo desu! 	Buzz is what it's all about!
撮りたいな　こんなスクープ 	toritai na konna sukuupu 	I wish I could get a scoop like this.
 	 	
「発見！砂場からプラキオザウルス出土」 	"hakken! sunaba kara purakiozaurusu shuutsudo" 	"Discovery! Prachiosaurus excavated from the sandbox."
「達成！かけっこ最低記録、2泊3日6秒」 	"tassei! kakekko saitei kiroku, nihaku sannichi rokubyou"	"Accomplished! Lowest time ever set in a sprint. Six seconds in three days and two nights."
「発売！入れ歯アイドル新曲『キミがIREBA』」 	"hatsubai! ireba aidoru shinkyoku 'kimi ga ireba'" 	"Released! New denture idol song 'You IREBAIREBA means denture and I want you next to me in Japanese.'"
「解明！全ての『捨ててないはず』、捨ててる」 	"kaimei! subete no 'sutete nai hazu', suteteru 	"Clarification! All the things 'you're not supposed to throw away', you threw away."
「キリン反論、『お前らが短い』」 	"kirin hanron, 'omaera ga mijikai'" 	"Giraffe refutes, 'YOUR NECK is too short.'"
「ピザ屋、宅配に専念しピザを廃止」 	"pizaya, takuhai ni sennenshi piza o haishi" 	"Pizza restaurants focus on delivery and discontinue pizza."
「奥歯は体の中では手前」 	"okuba wa karada no naka de wa temae" 	"The back teeth are in the front of the body."
「噛み返す『負のガム』発明」 	"kamikaesu 'make no gamu' hatsumei" 	"The invention of 'negative gum', a gum that bites you back."
 	 	
いいねで埋め尽くして 	ii ne de umetsukushite 	Fill it up with likes.
落っこちてしまう前に 	okkochite shimau mae ni 	Before I fall off.
ズームでバズりを写して 	zuumu de bazuri o utsushite 	Zoom in on the buzz.
あたしも大きく見せて 	atashi mo ookiku misete 	Make me look bigger.
メモリが足りなくなるくらい 	memori ga tarinaku naru kurai 	Confide your secrets to me so much that
打ち明けてよ 	uchiakete yo 	I will run out of memory.
もっと　もっと　もっと 	motto motto motto 	More, more, more.
 	 	
「解散！水素と酸素、ソロ活動に集中」 	"kaisan! suiso to sanso, soro katsudou ni shuuchuu" 	"Dismissed! Hydrogen and oxygen. Focus on solo work."
「流行！エスカレーター逆走健康法」 	"ryuukou! esukareetaa gyakusou kenkouhou" 	"Fad! Health tips for running the escalator backwards"
「導入！キャッシュレスレスレスレスレスレスレスレス」 	"dounyuu! kyasshuresu-resu-resu-resu-resu-resu-resu-resu 	"Introducing! Cashlesslesslesslesslesslesslessless."
「反乱！掃除ロボット、人を掃除対象に」 	"hanran! souji robotto, hito o souji taishou ni" 	"Revolt! Cleaning robots target people for cleaning."
「日曜、引退へ。休日は週一に」 	"nichiyou, intai e. kyuujitsu wa shuuichi ni" 	"Retire on Sunday. One day off a week."
「明日は傘を避けるひねくれ雨」 	"ashita wa kasa o sakeru hinekure ame" 	"Tomorrow, it will rain which avoid you umbrellas."
「夢に広告、スキップできず」 	"yume ni koukoku, sukippu dekizu" 	"Ads in your dreams, you can't skip them."
「まばたき有料化。一回八円」 	"madataki yuuryouka. ikkai hachien" 	"Blink for a fee. Eight yen a time."
 	 	
いいねで埋め尽くして 	ii ne de umetsukushite 	Fill it up with likes.
流されてしまう前に 	nagasarete shimau mae ni 	Before I get swept away.
ピントはバズりに合わせて 	pinto wa bazuri ni awasete 	Focus on the buzz.
ぼかした方が映えるでしょう？ 	bokashita kata ga haeru deshou? 	Blurring it out would look better, wouldn't it?
犠牲は数字になるから 	gisei wa suuji ni naru kara 	Because, Your sacrifice earns engagement.
これでいいの 	kore de ii no 	And that's okay.
だって　だって　だって 	datte datte datte 	Because, because, because...
 	 	
霧の中でも眩しい光 	kiri no naka de mo mabushii hikari 	The light is bright even in the fog.
あたしの影を黒く染めて 	atashi no kage o kuroku somete 	It dyes my shadow black
あたしがあたしになるために 	atashi ga atashi ni naru tame ni 	To make me be me
輪郭を作って 	rinkaku o tsukutte 	Made an outline
一番を見つけ直したの 	ichiban o mitsukenaoshita no 	I've found the best of the best.
大丈夫　大丈夫だから 	daijoubu daijoubu kara 	It's okay, it's okay.
気づかなきゃ良かったなんて 	kizukanakya yokatta nante 	Don't tell me you wish
言わないでね 	iwanaide ne 	I hadn't noticed.
 	 	
いいねで埋め尽くした 	ii ne de umetsukushite 	The camera, filled with likes,
カメラはもうそばにあって 	kamera wa mou soba ni atte 	was already by my side.
抱きしめていればきっと平気 	dakishimete ireba kitto heiki 	As long as I hold on to it,
どんな道に着いたって 	donna michi ni tsuita tte 	I'm sure I'll be fine no matter what road I end up on.
数字は犠牲になるから 	suuji wa gisei ni naru kara 	My engagement will be sacrificed.
これがいいの 	kore ga ii no 	I like it this way.
もっと　もっと　もっと 	motto motto motto 	More, more, more.
==Translation Notes==
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