Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

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"Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe" is the ninth episode of the A Dose of Buckley feature Musical Autopsy. It was released April 12, 2012, on both YouTube and the A Dose of Buckley website.
==Summary==
Buckley believes Carly Rae Jepsen's way of trying to get with the boy she likes is a very strange, if not insane, approach. He does not understand why she needs to insecurely ask him to "call her, maybe," instead of just walking up to him and confidently asking for a phone call. In Buckley's opinion, women like Jepsen should be avoided by all men at all costs.
==Transcript==
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