Level 7

Level 7 is the seventh level of Lil' Guardsman. This is the first time in the game Lil doesn't have to work because she and her dad have to attend the wedding of Princess Desdemona and Prince Finius or Praetor Kargan.
== Summary (spoilers) ==
Lil wakes up to a radio show announcer working with the duck. He announces that he'd be working with Ham, but Ham was invited to the royal wedding and will be dressed in a hot honey glaze. 
Hamish meets Lil and explains that all the gates are closed for the wedding of Princess Desdemona to either Prince Finius or Praetor Kargan. They have the day off to attend the wedding.
Arriving at the hall in the Palace, Lil's dad tells her to hurry and fetch them some appetizers. From here, Lil can interact with a wide cast of characters. This (can?) include: Hat Guy, Ashe, Stryker, Bea, Sprankles Cat Lady, Weed Wizard, the performing musician, husky knight guy, the Purple Haired ice sculpture lady, the Wedding Organizer, the caterers, and the old guy who tried to sneak in gold bars with a slave goblin. 
Eventually, you reach Edward the Official Officiant. He asks you for help because he lost his glasses and cannot continue the wedding ceremony without them. In the conversation, he crushes his glasses in his boots and asks you to find him a new pair of glasses.
After speaking with Hamish, Lil decides to seek out Mrs. Abernathy and he provides your directions and suggestions for how to do so. 
From here, Lil leaves the Palace and you can either go to:
* the Dungeon/Malcolm's Office. You can encounter Count Heinrich Von Pyre, Whelp the goblin who now belongs to Malcolm, and Malcolm who impatiently awaits a cumberbund. 
* Twisted Sisters Tavern. You can encounter many characters, including: the Sisters, the Fancy Caterer, fake Praetor Kargan, the Accordion guy, and Mrs. Abernathy.
* Garby's Shoppe. You can encounter: Garby (what a surprise), and the Scary Tree Monster.
In exchange for her glasses, Mrs. Abernathy requests food from the royal wedding. Lil returns to the palace, obtains the soup from Kellii the cyclops / appetizer Catering Corp guy / François St. Francais the head waiter at La Chez du la Maison (Depends by Lil choice on the previous level), and Mrs. Abernathy suddenly appears but actually turns out to be the dang Shapeshifter. There is no more food, so Lil returns to the Tavern to see what else Mrs. Abernathy may like for her glasses.
Mrs. Abernathy requests a bottle of Petradian Fizzy. At this point, Lil can solve this problem in a variety of manners. One of these includes:
* Lil speaks to Arta, one of the Twisted Sisters in the Tavern, to request it and Arta asks for something motivational for Ema (the other sister) in exchange for it. Lil goes to Malcolm's office for a motivational "hang in there kitty" poster, and he gives it to her. Lil then returns to the Twisted Sisters Tavern and receives a bottle of Petradian Fizzy for the poster.
* Alternative to giving the poster to Ema, you could give it to Helena at the Goblinball stadium. Malcolm said to give to someone for their birthday, and it just so happens to be her birthday. She'll tell you that it reminds her of her kitten that went missing. Presumably, that is the hung cat behind the poster. She'll give you a bottle that she traded with Malcolm for watermelon shoes.
* Lil goes to Councilwoman Ashe Office, to request Councilwoman Ashe Intern Travis to tell Lil where she keeps the it. He will ask for a 200 gold for the Petradian Fizzy, or Lil can refuse to pay and he will instead request for a memorabilia from Goblinball. Lil goes to Goblinball stadium and talk to Saruna Goodfoot where she will give Lil her sweatband to Lil. Lil then returns to the Councilwoman Ashe Office and receives a bottle of Petradian Fizzy for the sweatband.
* Lil can just speak to Garby in Garby's Shoppe to outright buy a Petradian Fizzy for 150 gold without doing the whole fetch quest if Lil have the gold to spare (good for speedrunners).
After giving the glasses to Edward, he begins the ceremony. The couple-to-be delivers their vows to each other. Lil receives multiple opportunities to object, if Lil didn't choose object until the end, the player will met with an ending screen. When Lil finally object, before Chuck, leader of the Goblin Liberation Army, either objects and gets hauled off (which leads to another ending screen) or Chuck and Princess Desdemona marry instead. 
At this point, an arrow flies into the room declaring war and part one finishes. 
* Whoever declares war against the Sprawl is either the Kingdom of Petrard or the Margarhv Empire. dependent on who Desdomona initially marries.