Timon and Pumbaa meets Pat & Stan 2 (Chapter 6)

Chapter 6 is the sixth chapter of Timon and Pumbaa meets Pat & Stan 2 written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Field Trip".
==Plot==
(In the meantime, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan pack their bags for the field trip. The background song "Tomber la chemise" by Zebda plays as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan grab their bags together to pack everything in the car. The gang get on the car to drive to the field trip.)
*Timon: Mind as well drive?
*Pat: Yeah, i alway drive. What is the trip we're going to?
*Stan: Camp Lagoon.
*Pat: Camp Lagoon? Count me in, here we go.
*Pumbaa: Time for Camp Lagoon.
*Timon: Hakuna Matata for Camp Lagoon.
(They went to the road close to the forest and arrive in the camping site of Camp Lagoon)
*Chicken Gate Security: Welcome to Camp Lagoon. Enjoy the water, enjoy the safari wild life.
*Timon: Ah, look at the trees.
*Pat: Are you sure there's zombies?
*Stan: No zombies after all.
*Pat: Yes. No zombies.
*Stan: You're thinking about fairy tales huh?
*Pat: Ugh, i'm a fairy tale hippo whatever.
*Timon: I thought Pride Rock was a fairy tale at first.
*Pumbaa: And farts too.
*Pat: Please stop with the fart jokes Pumbaa. You're freaking me out.
*Stan: Look like we found parking space.
*Timon: Yippie and time for some fun in the camp.
*Pumbaa: Let's pack up.
(Pat park the car and the gang get off the car to hold their bags together)
*Pat: To the gate boys.
*Timon: Man, this stuff is heavy like a truck.
*Pumbaa: Hard than a big log at Hakuna Matata Falls.
(The gang walk to the security at the gate)
*Elephant Gate Security: Tickets?
*Pat: *pass the tickets to the gate security* Oh sure.
*Elephant Gate Security: Your friends?
*Pat: These are my friends.
*Elephant Gate Security: You may go.
*Pat: Thanks a lot.
*Stan: Woo hoo.
*Timon: Time for camping.
*Pumbaa: Oh boy.
(They arrive to Camp Lagoon in a place with booths and games)
*Timon: Is this what this camping place suppose to look like?
*Pat: There's more. Follow me.
(They head over to the tent valley where animals set up their tents)
*Pumbaa: Wow, we used to do that type of stuff back at the jungle.
*Timon: Oh boy, oh boy, there's a lot to do.
*Stan: Follow me, there's more room to pack our places in.
*Pat: Okie dokie.
(At the last spot, the gang set up their camping stuff)
*Timon: This feel like we're back at Hakuna Matata.
*Pumbaa: Yeah, fun times man.
*Timon: Best friends forever pal.
*Pumbaa: No worries meerkat boy.
*Pat: Alright, who want to go fishing?
*Stan: Ooh, me.
*Timon: Yummy yummy fish.
*Pumbaa: I want grubs.
*Pat: Pumbaa, we have to eat like real people do. People like us don't eat grubs like you and Timon.
*Pumbaa: Aw, fine.
*Pat: Come on and let's fish.
*Pumbaa: Here we go.
*Timon: I got my fishing rod.
*Stan: Let's go catch some fish.
(At the pond)
*Timon: Look at the water, it feels fresh than the one from the jungle.
*Pat: My turn. *throw the rod to the water* Just wait and see.
*Stan: Watch and learn boys. You get to know of this stuff.
*Pumbaa: Wow, these shadow things get to poke on the ball.
*Pat: It's what the fishes do for a little trick. *caught a fish* Oh yeah! I got a fish.
*Stan: Easy piece of cake.
*Timon: Wow.
*Pat: Now can you try?
*Timon: Here i go. *throw the rod to the water* What should i do?
*Pat: Just watch and learn.
*Timon: Watch a movie?
*Pat: Just watch the water if the fishes get the rod.
*Pumbaa: This is what fishing is all about my friend.
*Timon: Oh, good point. I get it.
*Stan: Come on, come on.
*Timon: Oh, there it goes. *catch the fish* Yes! I've caught a fish.
*Pumbaa: Timon did it.
*Pat: He did it, he caught one!
*Stan: Alright. Way a go meerkat boy.
*Timon: Oh yeah, who want to cook up a fish?
(Pat set up the grill and cook the fishes)
*Pat: Don't forget the salt. *add salt on the fishes* It taste betters when it get tasty.
*Timon: *at the table* Ah yeah, i got the forks ready and the plates.
*Stan: *at the table* Oh boy, we have napkins also.
*Pumbaa: *at the table* Are you sure we have to eat like real people?
*Timon: Yeah Pumbaa, real people eat real food, not grubs like us.
*Pat: *got the fishes ready on the plate* Four fishes, one meal for a day.
*Stan: Alright, let's eat.
*Timon: Goodness graceness. Time to dig in.
*Pumbaa: Dig a tunnel?
*Timon: I mean, we dig in the food!
*Pumbaa: Oh, i didn't hear good.
*Stan: Ah, old man jokes.
*Pat: Let's not do something silly and let's enjoy the lunch moment. *place the fishes on each plate for his friends*
*Timon: Fried, huh?
*Pat: Kind of.
*Pumbaa: Bon Appétit.
*Pat: Bon Appétit to everyone.
*Timon: Hakuna Matata. Let's eat this sea creature up.
*Stan: Time to eat.
*Pat: Oh boy, lunch time.
(The background song end and back at Brutox's cave lair, Brutox and the selfish meerkat went into the secret vault with the blue diamond on display)
*Brutox: Perfect. Once our secret weapon is complete, we will use it to destroy the whole world apart.
*Selfish meerkat: What about the dimensional cube?
*Brutox: Oh, that's a good question. We will steal it too as well. Once we use the cube and the diamond, we will connect both the worlds Pat and Timon live. Both worlds will be destroyed by us and that big poiny rock you mentioned will be in our collection. No more prides, no more homes, and no more fun!
*Selfish meerkat: He he ha ha ho! The jungle will be burned into the ashes and the Pride Lands will be burned in fire.
*Brutox: After we destroy the Pride Lands, we will destroy other worlds as well and everything will be ours. It's good to be a bad guy after all.
*Selfish meerkat: Alright, let's go find that hippo and dog and then, stop the meerkat and warthog.
*Brutox: Alrighty then, time to go stop the party animals right away!
*Selfish meerkat: Okie dokie. Time for bad guy stuff.
(Back at Camp Lagoon in the forest valley, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are relaxing and sitting, watching the lake)
*Timon: What a wonderful day with a beautiful setting of a scenario.
*Pumbaa: This vacation has been a fun start.
*Pat: Yeah, good times, huh?
*Stan: Oh goodness me. This camp has a lagoon in which all the people can go to and have some fun in here.
*Timon: Is there a beach somewhere?
*Pat: A beach? Really?
*Stan: I thought we're in a lagoon.
*Timon: Um guys, the lagoon is on the other side.
*Pumbaa: Oh yeah. Come on, other side.
(At the lagoon area, they arrive at the beach part)
*Timon: Perfect. The beach.
*Pumbaa: Gotta love beaches.
*Pat: Oh, i brought in a radio just in case when we play some music.
*Stan: Music, who idea was that?
*Timon: That was me.
*Stan: What?
*Pumbaa: He love music so much. So you gotta respect it doggy boy.
*Stan: Music from my ears.
*Pat: Man, this sand feel like a little tiny piece of rock like a little baby.
*Timon: That's not so bad after all.
*Pumbaa: Come on and let's sit on the sand.
*Pat: Okie dokie.
(The group sit on the sand)
*Timon: Not that bad.
*Pumbaa: I think we sit on the sand before.
*Timon: That was a long time ago.
*Pumbaa: Yeah, bad old times when falling into a waterfall.
*Pat: What a nice day in the sand.
*Stan: Fresh air, beautiful setting and nice looking water.
*Timon: Feel me free.
*Pumbaa: Can we play some music?
*Pat: Oh sure, it will be fresh and relaxing for you. *play the radio with "If I Ain't Got You" by Alicia Keys playing*
*Stan: Ah, fresh and relaxing.
*Timon: What does this song make you think of?
*Pat: Ah, Stephanie.
*Pumbaa: You love her, right?
*Pat: Yes. Like always, like a shooting star.
*Timon: This make me want to go back to the jungle to see my Ma and Uncle Max.
*Pumbaa: Good old days Timon.
*Timon: Yeah, nowadays, we got a job to do at the Pride Lands for babysitting.
*Pumbaa: I wonder why Simba want us to do the babysitting stuff for Kiara.
*Timon: Too much babysitting.
*Pat: I babysit too much of Lili's bunnies. Especially Momo who is having a ruff time on taking a nap.
*Stan: Look at the waves, feel like a good time for surfing.
*Pumbaa: I never surf before in my life.
*Timon: Me too. Wait, what is surfing?
*Pat: Surfing is a sport where you swim with a board and the waves goes bigger and you swim in the waves like a flow.
*Stan: Hey, surfing is ment to be a sport.
*Timon: Do they compete?
*Pat: Yes they do. It's not just to have fun, the fans get to have fun, but the surfers compete to win.
*Pumbaa: What if you touch the waves?
*Stan: Nah, it splashes like a water balloon.
*Pat: I've been surfing once in my life.
*Stan: Yeah, i surfed ever since i was a teenager in my high school days.
*Pat: Surfing may be the hardest thing to do.
*Timon: *yawns* Ah yeah, this is the life.
*Pumbaa: Driving is a long way there.
*Pat: Yeah. I have to drive the whole hour going to the lagoon place.
*Stan: Things are about to change huh?
*Pat: Nothing matters in life.
*Timon: I'm just going to grab a snack.
*Pumbaa: Wanna get something at the souvenir?
*Pat: No thanks.
*Stan: Nah, go on. Grab yourself a bag of chips.
*Timon: Let's go Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: Oh yeah. Pat gave us money to share just to buy something at the souvenir.
*Timon: Come on, time to go to the souvenir.
*Pumbaa: Ah, Hakuna Matata.
(Back at the Jungle Oasis at Ma and Uncle Max's camp site)
*Ma: I miss Timon.
*Uncle Max: Our boy hasn't return for days. Where is he?
*Ma: I don't know. I don't see him anywhere.
*Uncle Max: Or he may be dead.
*Ma: Max!
*Uncle Max: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
*Ma: Don't say it in front of people when he's missing like last time.
*Uncle Max: First, the hyenas were chasing after him. Next, he's stuck in some kind of animal world with a bunch of funny looking animals like us.
*Ma: I think Mody and Dacey knows, follow me.
*Uncle Max: Let's go.
(At Mody and Dacey's cave home, Mody and Dacey are eating grubs for lunch at the table)
*Mody: Tasty good grubs.
*Dacey: Yummy in my tummy.
*Monzo: Mody, Dacey, where are the drinks?
*Mody: What drinks?
*Monzo: The smoothies that Timon used to make. We haven't have one of those for a while.
*Mody: Oh yeah, i wonder where he is.
*Dacey: He's not even back ever since that animal fight.
*Della: Maybe he left off to something.
*Monzo: No. He may be alive with his warthog friend.
*Ma: Hey boys.
*Mody: Hey Ma.
*Uncle Max: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
*Mody: Like what?
*Uncle Max: Have you seen Timon anywhere around here?
*Mody: No. He hasn't return for a day.
*Dacey: I think he's dead.
*Uncle Max: No. He's not dead. He and Pumbaa are somewhere.
*Monzo: I know a guy who know a way how to get Timon and Pumbaa back.
*Uncle Max: Really?
*Monzo: Yes. He was a old friend of mine and he's still living in the jungle. He discovered Hakuna Matata before your son Timon discovered it with his warthog friend.
*Uncle Max: Timon's not my son. He's my nephew.
*Monzo: Oh, your nephew.
*Uncle Max: Great.
*Ma: What are you waiting for? Let's go.
*Mody: Okie dokie. It's about time.
*Dacey: Come on, nothing is gonna hold us down.
(Back at the Animal World, a tractor and a group of loggers are at the forest, working and cutting some trees down. The background song "War" by The Temptations was playing in the tractor. The loggers were pigs as they follow their pig in the tractor.)
*Logger #1: So boss, where are we heading?
*Logger Boss: We're going to cut a bunch of trees down in order to make room for our new mansion.
*Logger #2: What's up with that?
*Logger Boss: No one can tell us what to do. I know what the government is trying to do.
*Logger #3: It's alway about the money.
*Logger Boss: Oh yeah, kick it like a car wash.
(Brutox and the selfish meerkat stop by to the loggers)
*Logger Boss: What ya doing here boy?
*Brutox: Listen up, i want to make a good favor for you.
*Logger Boss: Get out of da way.
*Logger #4: Move it fat boy.
*Logger #5: We can't pass.
*Selfish meerkat: What are they saying?
*Brutox: Well boys, i think you're going to have to pass me.
*Logger #6: Pass to pass what?
*Logger Boss: I think it's some kind of stranger. You, go chop his head off.
*Logger #1: *hold his axe* Alright, you're meat! *tries hitting Brutox with the axe*
*Brutox: *hold the axe* Uh uh uh. Not today. *punch the logger*
*Logger #2: Oh no!
*Logger Boss: Real bad, real bad, everyone move back!
*Brutox: No. I'm not moving back. *use his toxic bomb to destroy half of the forest, injurying several loggers and their boss*
*Logger Boss: *get off the tractor* I gotta get out of here.
*Brutox: *use his toxic power to blow the tractor up*
*Logger Boss: Ah!
*Brutox: Alright log man, tell me where Pat and Stan are?
*Logger Boss: Pat and Stan?
*Brutox: Where is the hippo and dog!?
*Logger Boss: They......went......to.....Camp Lagoon.
*Brutox: Camp Lagoon? Look like i found a place to destroy for everyone. I will get that cube just in time to take over the world. *evil laugh*
*Logger Boss: Enough with the comic book villain laugh!
*Brutox: *punch the logger boss* No. I am not a comic book villain. I am a real world villain to public!
*Selfish meerkat: I think Camp Lagoon is far to the place we are.
*Brutox: That's it. Look like the case is solved. Follow me my minion. I think a found a way to sneak to Camp Lagoon. Unless it's the wrong one if i am not mistaken.
(Back at Camp Lagoon at the beach)
*Timon: Look what we got?
*Pumbaa: Drinks for everyone.
*Pat: Ooh, coconut.
*Stan: I knew it. I thought it would be a banana smoothie for Pat.
*Pat: Nah, being obsessed with bananas wouldn't be a good idea.
*Timon: *drink from a straw* Taste like the one from the jungle.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata.
*Pat: Can we take a walk around the forest?
*Stan: Oh sure.
*Timon: We should come along.
*Pumbaa: Yeah, let's pack our stuff and let's get going.
*Pat: Hakuna Matata by me.
*Stan: Okie dokie.
(At the forest path)
*Timon: This camp has a lot of everything.
*Pat: Is there a jungle out there?
*Stan: A jungle wouldn't worry Pat.
*Pat: Aw man.
*Pumbaa: I think the forest was a jungle at first.
*Timon: Short trees Pumbaa. What would a baby tree and a mommy tree do?
*Pumbaa: Uh....hug each other.
*Timon: *laughs* You're so funny Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: Very funny meerkat.
*Pat: Oh no, what happen?
*Stan: Someone is cutting the trees from beyond.
*Pat: I think Camp Lagoon is closing early.
*Timon: No. Something must be the work of Brutox.
*Pumbaa: I knew it was him.
*Pat: He create trouble all over the country.
*Stan: One day, he's going to take over the world like he promise.
*Timon: We can't let him do that.
*Pumbaa: We better stick with the plan.
*Timon: Yeah, i know a way how to get Brutox in trouble.
*Pat: I wish i can teach him a lesson.
*Stan: Me too.
(Brutox and the selfish meerkat sneaked to the bush to spy on the gang)
*Brutox: We found them, the hippo, dog, meerkat and warthog.
*Selfish meerkat: Ugh, that fart smelly warthog, he's meat first.
*Brutox: Or how about bacon for lunch.
*Selfish meerkat: Good idea Brutox.
*Brutox: It's about time meerkat boy. Time for them to die. *throw a axe on the tree*
*Pat: Ahh!
*Stan: What is that?
*Timon: Hunters...
*Pumbaa: Whoever doing it need to stop.
*Brutox: *pop up* Stop right here!
*Selfish meerkat: Where's the cube?
*Pat: Brutox?
*Timon: How did you guys make it here?
*Selfish meerkat: Our lair is close to the camping site you guys are on.
*Stan: Can we tell everyone to evacuate the camp?
*Pat: No. We better fight them off.
*Brutox: Come on Pat. Now it is the time for a rematch.
*Timon: Let's go.
*Pumbaa: Here we go again.
(The gang fight Brutox and the selfish meerkat)
*Timon: *roll over and bite the meerkat's tail*
*Selfish meerkat: Ow!
*Timon: *punch the meerkat's face*
*Pat: *do karate kicks to Brutox*
*Brutox: Hey, stop it! Leave me alone.
*Pat: *use a log piece and hit it at Brutox to break it* Huh?
*Brutox: I'm a powerful hog now.
*Pumbaa: *punch Brutox to the long tree*
*Brutox: Ahh.
*Pumbaa: Leave right now or i'll fart on you.
*Brutox: Uh uh uh. *use his toxic bomb and throw it at the group*
*Stan: Everyone move back!
(The bomb explodes as the gang moves back)
*Timon: Whoa.
*Stan: This is just like a action movie.
*Selfish meerkat: Let's chase the funny boys now.
*Pat: Run!
*Pumbaa: *run after the meerkat* Hey, where do you think you're going?
*Brutox: *chase Pumbaa* You're not going anywhere!
(The gang jumped into the river as Brutox and the selfish meerkat jumped in to fight in the water)
*Pat: *punch Brutox in the water*
*Brutox: *toxic fart in the water*
*Pat: What the?
*Brutox: Ahh! That's a special fart i used for a serum.
(Several fishes were killed by the toxic, floating up in the surface of the water)
*Timon: Swim back!
*Pumbaa: We can't. Let's take the other way.
*Stan: We need to find land so we can get out of here.
*Selfish meerkat: *swim after Stan, Timon and Pumbaa* You guys are not going anywhere without doubt.
*Pat: *fight Brutox*
*Brutox: *grab Pat's tail* Ooh, is that a toy?
*Pat: *punch Brutox* No!
*Brutox: Ahh! My face!
*Pat: *swim after the group* Don't worry guys, i'm coming.
*Brutox: *swim after Pat* Idiots.
*Pat: *grab the selfish meerkat* Hey, what are you doing to my best friends?
*Selfish meerkat: Stop it! Stop bothering me.
*Brutox: *punch Pat*
*Timon: Oh no.
*Pumbaa: He's in danger.
*Stan: It's a water fight!
*Selfish meerkat: *punch Pat's belly*
*Brutox: *punch Pat's back*
*Pat: *cough*
*Selfish meerkat: *punch Pat's belly again*
*Pumbaa: No, it cannot be. *fart in the water*
*Stan: Ugh, not again!
*Timon: Fart jokes, huh?
*Brutox: What is that smell?
*Selfish meerkat: Gross!
*Pat: *choke on the meerkat* Ah ha! Is this what you get for punching me?
*Selfish meerkat: *choked* Please......stop....choking.....me.
*Brutox: *punch Pat and Pumbaa*
*Pumbaa: *swim under water*
*Brutox: Come back here!
*Selfish meerkat: *hold on to a fish* Those farties.
*Timon: Oh no, dead end. *look at the waterfall*
*Stan: The waterfall! Swim back.
*Timon: Wait, what about the gang?
*Stan: What gang? Brutox isn't on our gang.
*Brutox: You dare to punch me?! *grab Pat*
*Pat: Help me!
*Pumbaa: Pat!
*Selfish meerkat: *grab Pumbaa's tail* Stop right here.
*Pumbaa: Let go of my tail.
*Brutox: Selfish, now!
*Selfish meerkat: Yeah.
*Timon: *bang the meerkat with a rock* Boom.
*Pumbaa: Timon?
*Timon: Swim back!
*Stan: It's too late.
*Brutox: Huh?
*Pat: Uh oh.
(The group fall down to a waterfall landing on the water and get washed up on the pond into the beach side)
*Timon: *wake up* Gosh....what was that?
*Pat: *wake up* Guys?
*Stan: *wake up* Wow, did we win?
*Pumbaa: *wake up* I think so.
*Pat: Look like Brutox and his meerkat bully are finally dead by now.
*Stan: Thank goodness they're knocked out of the rock.
*Timon: We should be heading back to our tent.
*Stan: Yeah, let's continue our great vacation right now.
*Pat: I wouldn't be worried if the people see Brutox laying on the ground and planning on a strange attack in the forest.
*Stan: Nah, that not gonna happen.
*Pat: Let's keep going.
*Timon: Yeah, who needed a little break after your little tuff fights?
*Pumbaa: I do.
*Timon: I know you do Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata.
TO BE CONTINUED
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