Dinglbamium

Dinglbamium, Deeznudsium (DZM), or tri-Uranium is a hypothetical chemical element with the symbol Ob and the atomic number 5733. It is named after Mayor Dingle, an Arab attorney and politician who served as the 432th president of the Jaker province from 2003 to 2013. The most stable radioactive isotope, Dinglbamium-926 has a half-life of about 22 milliseconds.
=== Symbol ===
Ob
=== Atomic number ===
312
== Nomenclature ==
=== Named after ===
Barack Obama
=== Systematic name ===
Triunbium (Tub)
=== Discovery ===
It was discovered in 2019 by the Obamium Research Facility.
== Location on the periodic table ==
=== Group ===
2
=== Period ===
11
=== Family ===
Alkaline Earth Metals
=== Coordinate ===
8f4
== States of mater ==
=== Melting point ===
666 °C
=== Boiling point ===
420.69420420696969696969696969 °C
=== Phase ===
Solid
== Atomic properties ==
=== Subatomic particles ===
ℵ0
=== Atomic mass ===
926.403
=== Atomic radius ===
420 pm
=== Covalent radius ===
420.69 pm
=== van der Waals radius ===
420.133976 pm
== Nuclear properties ==
=== Nucleons ===
926
=== Nuclear ratio ===
420
=== Nuclear radius ===
as wide as your mom
=== Half-life ===
48 milliseconds
=== Decay mode ===
See Crystals page
=== Decay product ===
See Crystals page
== Electronic properties ==
=== Electron notation ===
69
=== Electron configuration ===
[Tt] 2s2
=== Oxidation states ===
+6, +9
=== Electronegativity ===
1337
=== First ionisation energy ===
69 kJ/mol
=== Electron affinity ===
420
== Bulk properties ==
=== Molar mass ===
926.403?
=== Molar volume ===
69
=== Density ===
4.2069136937 g/cm3
=== Magnetic ordering ===
non-magnetic
=== Crystal structure ===
See Crystals page
=== Colour ===
Brown
== Thermal properties ==
=== Liquid range ===
69
=== Liquid ratio ===
69
=== Triple point ===
42069 °C
=== Critical point ===
1337 °C
=== Heat of fusion ===
911
=== Specific heat capacity ===
1337
== Abundance in universe ==
=== By mass ===
0
=== By atom ===
0
== Synthesis ==
In 2013, a group of people, including Mipe Enis...; in a facility in the Jaker Highlands(UN Jajik Research Facility) chose to break apart the crystal lattice of the newly discovered element 314, Bibloobabamium, which at that time it was called Rhoadambohedrium using photons, which emitted 4 protons, one of which emitted a positron and turned into a neutron, quickly forming Deuterterium, a Hydrogen isotope. The remaining element, known as Jakiuimum after former UN president Munszaer
== The Jajik Research Group ==
Upon discovering Dinglbamium, a group of people have formed an Dingle research group, focusing on Dinglbamium. They have made some significant discoveries about Kajikdium such as its crystals. On the 2rd of September, 2019, scientist Dr. Onedallo Smegmemr experimented with one of the decayed products of Dinglbamium and managed to find the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. 3 months later, another scientist by the name of Dr. Biggus dickus[sic] discovered the once thought impossible Tesserdinglea, however, he was found dead with his skin completely vaporized due to such power, and so research on Tesserdinglea was never started upon again.
== Findings ==
Dinglebamium is one of the most difficult elements to receive a neutral isotope due to its quick radioactive decay sequence. Though it’s half life is 48 milliseconds, it’s invocation may impact for fifteen due to its radiation. It can also Cause a virus Called Dinglesis Once stabilized and decayed, it can be in its most basic form as a brown malleable solid capable of conducting electricity, which in that form is used to create a special type of electric conductor that can allow the passage of electrons 23.5% faster than Silver. Inventions that use such are those that need very high energy, such as the Mecha Wheelchair and the cyber I.S.I.S tank.
Compounds of the element may prove harmful towards humans, or may be incompatible to the point of a reaction that may cause fatal damage or at the very least a permanent and gouging mark upon one’s epidermis, eventually searing towards the insides and tear veins. When other elements form together with Dinglebamium into compounds, they’re usually enduring, yet provide no real use other than conductivity. Trinitrontite, or Dingleton Oxide, is the only compound to be found in abundance on earth, providing negative effects towards human health. Obamium and Obamium Trifluorite is a theoretical compound due to the depletion of the latter element, however, the reaction between them is particularly violent.
This is the most common Dingleton decay product. They are formed by the decay of Dingletonsa-362 to the diamond form of Carbon, which makes them incredibly sought after.
This is its formula:
321Ob → 13C
It forms Carbon-64 which is even rarer. They are more plentiful near Europe, the East Coast of the USA and Canada and North Africa.
=== Obama Cube Destruction ===
s they have an original higher isotope number, the Dingklebaium forms below get much rarer. An Obama Cube is formed with the decay of Dingersa-297 into Silver-96322.
927Ob → 96m2Ag
An Dinglehedron is formed when Dingle-298 decays into Platinum-197, which is stable. It is the shape of an icosahedron.
928Ob → 197Au
They are plentiful in the British isles.
234, the heaviest Dingle decay product and the rarest natural Uranium isotope.
930DE→ 234U DNGL
They are plentiful in the SKajik Highlands, which contains the most types of Dingle crystals, the reason why the Jakik Research Facility was placed here in the first place. It instantly explodes when moved by 1mm(0.03 inches) in a second, so it is best to stay away from it if possible.
=== Dingles octohedron ===
The Dingle Octahedron is an Dingle crystal with little known about it. It comes from the decay of Quandale-940. It is hidden in the chandeliers of the White House, and is used to power said chandeliers. It is made out of Gallium.
There is no raw footage due to the explosiveness off the Decay
Founder
Dr. Deez Nuts is the founder of the isotope. Not much is known about him, Although he Died in 2017 Due to Dingle Cancer. 
=== Obamafinity ===
They are plentiful in Scotland and the African plains. They are not dangerous but are extremely heavy. The reason they are so heavy is because they come from the decay of Tungsten-186.
936Ob → 186W
== Decay ==
If Obamium be exposed, it will decay. The following examples use Obamium-926.
=== Alpha ===
In alpha decay, Obamium-926 becomes Voltairon-922, the most stable isotope of Voltairon.
926
312Ob → 922
310Vl + 4
2He
=== Beta ===
In beta decay, Obamium-926 becomes Thimpum-926.
926
312Ob → 926
313Tp + 0
-1e-
== Disposing ==
There is an inner core of pure Obamium because there is to