Peter the Sneezer

A parody of The Man On The Flying Trapeze.
==Lyrics==
* When Pete goes, "Ah-choo,"
* Everybody yells, "Freeze!"
* There's no superglue
* Stickier than his sneeze
* The worst part is, he always sneezes in threes
* No wonder the town moved away!
* He sneezed down a statue,
* Whooshed leaves off of trees,
* Blew out all the locks in the Florida Keys
* The people all went to him on bended knees
* They couldn't stand up anyway!
* They said to him, "Peter, each time that you sneeze”
* “You seem to whip up a tornado-force breeze”.
* “And so we are asking and begging you, please” 
* “You must cover up when you spray!"
* So Peter, he covered
* Next time he ah-chooed
* ‘Cause though he was sneezy,
* He was a cool dude
* And sneezing without covering is just rude
* The townsfolk moved back that same day!
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