Super Smash Bros. Altercation/Inkopolis News

Inkopolis News is Inkling's Smash Taunt, and it can only be used on Blackbelly Skatepark.
==Mario==
	Hey, Marie! Don't you think Mario is a cool guy?
Yep, he sure is! But I don't get why they'd let a plumber participate in a fighting tournament instead of, you know, an agent with actual combat experience.	
	What?! Mario isn't a plumber anymore! Hasn't been for over 30 years!
Whatever.	
==Donkey Kong==
	Wow, this dude is chunky!
As a big Donkey Kong fanatic, where the heck is Chunky Kong?!	
==Link==
	Marie, how many Links do you think there are?
He reincarnates all the time... so probably thousands of them!	
==Samus==
	You know, we should debate on whether or not lasers should be legal in Turf Wars.
We're supposed to splat people, Callie! Not disintegrate them...	
==Yoshi==
	Woah, it's some kind of tax evading dinosaur!
Where'd the tax evading part come from? Anyway, Yoshi is no ordinary dinosaur. He eats people and turns them into eggs!	
	Gross!
==Mr. Game & Watch==
	Hey, who's this guy? He's like a piece of paper!
That's Mr. Game & Watch. He can turn into an octopus... yikes.	
	Do you think he's working with the Octarians?
I don't know, but either way, he's looking for a fight. Be careful out there, kid!	
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