The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 9

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== Transcript ==
(The scene cuts to the morning sky. The camera cuts to Zach's tent, where Zach and Amy are snuggling with each other in Zach's sleeping bag during the night)
Zach: (Wakes up) Oh, Amy...
Amy: (Wakes up) Good morning, Zach... Thanks for sleeping with me, I feel much better...
Zach: It's my pleasure, I'll always be here for you.
Amy: Thanks, Zach.
Zach: Let's get up and head over to Craig. 
(Everyone wakes up and comes together)
Cuttlefish: Good morning, everyone!
Henry: Morning, Craig.
Cuttlefish: Ah, Henry! You're the first one awake! Good job!
Henry: Thank you, sir.
Cuttlefish: Okay, I've made a list which has everyone's names on it. Now then, when I call your name, please respond with "Here"! (Clears throat) Zachary?
Zach: Here.
Cuttlefish: Amy?
Amy: Here.
Cuttlefish: Henderson?
Henry: Here.
Cuttlefish: Jasper?
Jasper: Here.
Cuttlefish: Katlynn?
Katie: Here.
Cuttlefish: Izzy?
Izzy: HERE!
Cuttlefish: Okay, easy... (Clears throat) Let's see... Um, Emily?
Emma: It's just "Emma"...
Cuttlefish: Again, please respond with "Here".
Emma: Here...
Cuttlefish: Harold?
(There is no response from Harold)
Cuttlefish: (Looks around) Harold?
(There is still no response from Harold)
Cuttlefish: Um, Emma? Where's your brother?
Emma: Oh, he's probably still asleep. Let me go and wake him up.
(Emma goes to Harold's tent)
Emma: WAKE UP, LAZY!!!
(Harold jumps out of his tent in fear, wrecking it)
Harold: AH! I'M UP! I'M UP!...
Cuttlefish: Ah, good! Everyone's here!
Harold: Oh, Emma. You son of a-
(Katie covers Harold's mouth)
Katie: So, should we head to Octo Valley now?
Cuttlefish: Yes, I think we should.
(The scene changes to the gang walking in the woods)
Amy: So, Craig? How far is Octo Valley now?
Cuttlefish: Well, it's about 2 miles away from us now. If we just keep going the way we're going now, we'll be there in no time!
Katie: 2 miles?! (Moans in pain) My feet are killing me!
Henry: Mine too!
Cuttlefish: You young people should be more sporty and active, like me!
Henry: I'm a nerd, I study a lot. I don't do sport! Sport is for jocks and dumb people. (To Amy) No offense.
Amy: None taken.
Katie: I'm an artist, I don't do outdoor activities.
Cuttlefish: And what about you, Jasper?
Jasper: I'm a gamer, what did you expect from me?
Cuttlefish: Amy! You compete in Turf War! You should be more active! How come you're tired already?
Amy: We've been walking for ages, Craig. My feet are sore!
Cuttlefish: Okay, that is reasonable...
Zach: Am I the only one here who actually does karate?
Henry: Yeah.
Jasper: I think so, dude.
Cuttlefish: (Sighs) Alright, everyone come to me!
(Everyone comes to Cap'n Cuttlefish)
Cuttlefish: Since you young folks can't even walk 2 miles, have this!
(Cap'n Cuttlefish pulls out an energy drink called "Ink-X" from his bag)
Katie: What is that, Craig?
Cuttlefish: This is Ink-X. It's an energy drink. A little bit of this will get us to Octo Valley in minutes!
Jasper: Are you sure this is "Safe" to drink?
Cuttlefish: Oh, sure it is!
Henry: (Reading the warning label on the can) "Warning! This beverage is not intended for people under the age of 16, pregnant women, or patients who have epilepsy, cancer, diabetes, or those who experience heart complications. Side effects include seizures, vomiting, heart complications, and hyperactivity"...
Cuttlefish: Drink up, everyone!
Izzy: Okay!
Cuttlefish: Whoa, hold on there, Izzy! You are already full of energy. The LAST thing that you need is this!
Izzy: Aw...
Henry: Craig, I'm not drinking this.
Cuttlefish: Oh, why not?
Henry: I have epilepsy, and I'm 14! This could kill me!
Cuttlefish: (Takes the energy drink away from Henry) Suit yourself. I don't want you "Breakdancing" on the ground to no music.
(Everyone looks at each other with concern, and then everyone, but Izzy and Henry, drink their energy drinks. The scene cuts to everyone running in the woods at a very high speed)
Amy: (Running) WOW, LOOK AT ME GO!!!
Zach: (Running) YEAH!!! WOOHOO!!!
Jasper: (Running) AH!!! HAHAHA!!! WE'RE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!
Katie: (Running) NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP US NOW!!!
(The scene changes to everyone pasted out from exhaustion)
Amy: (Panting) We shouldn't of drank those energy drinks...
Zach: (Panting) Yeah... That was a mistake...
Henry: You guys shouldn't of done that.
Zach: Shut up.
Izzy: Wow! You guys are lazy!
Amy: (Panting) We drank something that we shouldn't of drank... What did you expect?
Izzy: I don't know, a "Race" maybe?
Amy: (Panting) Well, we're not as hyperactive as you are...
Katie: (Pointing) Look!
Amy: Huh?
Emma: There it is! Octo Valley!
Jasper: Wow... You weren't kidding, Craig...
Cuttlefish: No, I wasn't.
Amy: Yes!
Zach: Finally!
Cuttlefish: Take us to the Tenta-Base, Emma!
Emma: Alright. Harold, would you like to lead the way with me?
Harold: No.
Emma: Fair enough.
(The scene changes to the gang exploring Octo Valley)
Katie: Man... It is nothing like the movies... And it's nothing like the books too...
Izzy: I'm scared. Can I hug you, Katie?
Katie: Of course you can!
(Izzy hugs Katie)
Izzy: Thanks, Katie. (Holds Katie's hand)
(The camera cuts to the boys looking at the trees)
Zach: Woah... Look at (Pointing at an oddly shaped tree) that one!
(The camera pans to a tree that looks like monster, the camera then pans to Henry and Jasper)
Jasper: Oh, wow! That one looks fre-a-ky!
Henry: You've said it, bud'!
Harold: Oh, that's nothing! Look at that one!
(The camera pans to a tree that looks like Scarlet)
Henry: It's that big Octoling lady!
(The boys laugh)
Zach: Look, there's writing. (Looks at the writing on the tree) Scarlet is a... "Chubby-Wubby Eater of Krakens"? What does that mean?
Harold: Ah, that's Octo slang! It basically means "Scarlet is a big fat [Censored by a "Honk!" noise] face".
Zach: Oh.
Harold: Even better...
(Harold takes out a can of spray paint and sprays "Kiss my Octavian..." onto the tree. The camera cuts to Henry, hiding the last word)
Henry: Hey, you spelt "Bass" wrong!
Harold: That doesn't say "Bass", Henry.
Jasper: (Imitating Scarlet) "Oh, look at me! I'm so scary! I'm so sinister! I'm so gothic with a touch of rose! I hate Inklings! I like killing things! Wah! Wah! Wah!"
(The boys giggle)
Henry: Not a bad impression, Jasper.
Harold: That was actually very accurate, you sounded just like her... Maybe you'll become her!
Jasper: Welp, I better get started!
(Jasper trips over. The boys burst out laughing)
Emma: Hey! Quiet down over there! I don't want us to get caught, okay?
Zach, Henry, Jasper & Harold: Sorry...
(The gang find the Tenta-Base)
Amy: There it is...
Zach: The Tenta-Base...
Amy: The castle where the DJ himself lives...
Zach: There are so many Octolings guarding the castle...
(The camera pans to the main entrance to the Tenta-Base, where it is being guarded by several Octolings)
Octoling #1: I hate my life.
Octoling #2: I hate your life too.
(The camera pans back to the gang)
Emma: Now remember, if they see you, they'll kill you, so stay hidden. What's the plan now, Craig?
Cuttlefish: Okay, since we got into Octo Valley without being spotted, we now need to get into the Tenta-Base. However, there are too many Octolings outside, and I must say, they've gotten fatter... They look stronger than they did back in the day... It looks like Octavio fed them... A lot of things... Too many things... Ugh! Gross!... (Everyone glares at him) Why are you looking at me like that? I have nothing against "Big" people! Or "Fat" people! I'm just saying, it's disgusting of Octavio to forcefully make his army bigger than they need to be! It's unhealthy! (Clears throat) We'll divide into two individual groups, Group A, and Group B. Group A will stay here and go against several Octolings, while Group B will enter the Tenta-Base and save my beloved granddaughters!... (Everyone glares at him) And everyone else! I was gonna say that as well!...
Amy: Now THAT'S a plan!
Cuttlefish: The only problem is, there are too many Octolings guarding the main entrance... We'll need to come up with a plan to take them ou-
Izzy: Done!
Cuttlefish: What?
(The camera pans to the Octolings. They were knocked out by Izzy)
Cuttlefish: Wow... You're good...
Amy: She is...
Cuttlefish: Now, since that's out of the way... Who wants to be Group A, and who wants to be Group B?
(Everyone is silent)
Cuttlefish: None of you, huh? Well, I guess I'll pick for you... Henry, Izzy and Katie, you'll be Group A.
Izzy: Alright!
Henry: (Blushes) Oh, really? Hehehe... Alright, if you say so...
Katie: (Scratches the back of her head) Hehehe...
Cuttlefish: Zach, Amy, Jasper, Emma and Harold, you'll be Group B.
Zach & Amy: (Looking at each other) Yes!
Jasper: Wait! I'm going in... There?!
Emma: Don't worry, Jasper. I'm here.
Jasper: You know what? I feel much better already...
Cuttlefish: And I'll stay here with Group A, They might need my assistance.
Katie: Pfft, yeah, "Assistance"...
Amy: Do you think you guys can hold them off?
Henry: Oh, sure we can! Remember, I studied. I know where and what the Octolings' weaknesses are.
Amy: Okay, we're heading in. If we need you or you need us, just give us a "Signal".
Cuttlefish: Alrighty, I'll alert you via phone call when we need to.
Zach: We'll do the same thing.
Cuttlefish: Right. Good luck!
(Group B head into the Tenta-Base. The camera cuts to Scarlet, who is watching the gang)
Scarlet: Perfect...
DJ Octavio: They actually went into our base... Craig Cuttlefish has come to play as well...
Scarlet: This is going according to plan.
DJ Octavio: Just let them go deeper, and we'll ambush them!
Scarlet: What will we do with them?
DJ Octavio: Once we ambush them, you can either brainwash them or kill them. I just don't give a damn! Once we capture them or kill them, we'll arrange our wedding celebration, with the help of our brainwashed Troops!
Scarlet: That's lovely!
DJ Octavio: (Touches Scarlet's face) You're lovely...
(Scarlet and Octavio look at each other for a few seconds, and then kiss each other)
DJ Octavio: Now, let's get to work!
Scarlet: Yeah, we'll get those Inklings!
DJ Octavio: They'll be ours! If they don't join us, we'll kill them!
Scarlet: Yeah!
(Scarlet and Octavio laugh evilly as the scene fades to the next scene)
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