Fantasy Adventure/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: February 19, 2005
Episode Copyrighted: 2004
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
During the evening, Lincoln was in the backyard with Leni. They were having a special game night by coming up with their own imaginary adventures. Lincoln was pretending to fight 1x1x1x1 as a king.
1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* Game over, King Swordsman and Queen Magician!
King Lincoln Loud: Hah! Fear not Queen Leni, these goons shall soon be defeated!
Queen Leni Loud: Oh King Lincoln, these goons have been trying to kidnap me all day!
King Lincoln Loud: Not for long! *slashes another goon, and puts my sword away*
SpongeBob is driving in front of the fish.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, how do I turn to the right lane again? Do I have to, uh...
SpongeBob steps on the brake pedal, stopping his boat. The fish behind him has almost no time to react and swerves to the right. This sudden turn causes a boat on the right lane to crash into the fish, and another, and yet another, and a lot more. The camera pans out, revealing almost all of the cars on the freeway crashed, piled up on top of the fish. SpongeBob's boat is the only boat left intact on the freeway. SpongeBob turns around to look at the mess caused.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* Oh, dear. For once, it wasn't me who caused an accident! Wait, or did I?
The fish sighs. However, he remains quiet. A police officer drives up and gives the fish a ticket to Fantasy Adventure.
Fish Officer: You're sentenced to 1 year in Fantasy Adventure, for causing a terrible mishap. Just look at the mess you've caused!
Before the fish can talk, the officer gets back in his police car and drives away. The fish sinks back into his boat seat, dismayed.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Hm, that fish is rather quiet. Hey, at least I have another friend in Fantasy Adventure!
King Lincoln Loud: There is no need to worry my lady! Everything is under control!
Queen Leni Loud: My hero! *hugs SpongeBob and Lincoln*
After the three were done hugging, they began to laugh as it cuts to the three in the backyard.
King Patrick Star: Hey, guys! I'm King Patrick!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs* We love doing these games with you Leni!
Queen Leni Loud: *laughs* Me too, but why am I always the one to play this fantasy adventure with you guys?
King Lincoln Loud: Well, because I thought you'd be the only one who'd be interested.
Queen Leni Loud: So none of the other sisters wanted to join you on this adventure? Such a shame.
King Lincoln Loud: No, not really... *sighs*
Queen Leni Loud: Well at least I can be a part of your fun game. *smiles*
King Lincoln Loud: *smiles* That's because you love spending time with me.
Queen Leni Loud: *blushes* Yeah I do.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Now, let's make up a new adventure!
King Patrick Star: Yay, new adventure!
Queen Leni Loud: Ohh okay! How should it go?
King Lincoln Loud: *grins* This time, it should be about a swordsman, and his magical sister, to restore peace to the land!
King Patrick Star: That sounds totes great, We've never used magic before!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Then it should be one fun adventure for four of us!
King Patrick Star: Oh, hi, guys! Um... who is that weird looking fish with you? Never seen her before.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, don't call Luna here weird! She's really shy and doesn't like getting insulted or anything.
Luna is hiding behind SpongeBob's back.
King Patrick Star: I don't care! It's my right to say whatever I want.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: But still, calling him "weird-looking" isn't good!
King Patrick Star: Yeah, so?
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni begin their new adventure, meanwhile Luna was talking on her phone sounding annoyed.
Chunk Monk: *from Luna's phone* Sorry mate, but Mick's cancelled the concert tonight. Everyone gets sick some day.
Queen Luna Loud: *gets annoyed* That's brutal dude, I was really looking forward to this concert and now I got nothing else to do tonight.
Chunk Monk: Ay, I'm sure you'll find something. Later mate.
Queen Luna Loud: *hangs up her phone and lies on the floor looking bored* Ugh, this stinks! There's gotta be something to do that'll get my mind off of this! *hears laughter from outside, and notices SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni running around the backyard together* I wonder what those dudes are up to. *heads downstairs and around the house*
King SpongeBob SquarePants: You okay, Patrick? Don't worry, you're not weird-looking or anything. It was Patrick who said that, not me.
King Patrick Star: GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE! I'LL MANNER BICKERING PERSON!
King Lincoln Loud: Now my sister, let's begin!
Queen Leni Loud: Right, what shall we do first?
Queen Luna Loud: *comes to the backyard* Hey dudes, what are you doing back here?
King Lincoln Loud: Oh, hey Luna, me, SpongeBob, Patrick and Leni are doing our own imaginary adventures for fun!
Queen Leni Loud: Right now I'm the Magical Queen sister to the King Swordsman!
King Spongebob Squarepants: I'm a King Bubble!
King Patrick Star: And I'm a King Ice Cream!
Queen Luna Loud: Rad! Is there any room for me to join in this adventure as well?
King Lincoln Loud: *shocks* Well, uhh... Aw, what the heck? Come on in Luna!
Queen Luna Loud: Awesome, so how does this normally work?
Queen Leni Loud: Linky knows more about this than I do.
King Patrick Star: We do!
King Lincoln Loud: Well, all you have to do is come up with your own fictional character. I'm a King Swordsman, Leni's a Queen Magician, SpongeBob's a King Bubble and Patrick's a King Ice Cream.
Queen Luna Loud: Then I can be the Rock Queen who uses my guitar to fight the villains and 1x1x1x1!
King Lincoln Loud: Awesome! Now let's begin!
Time card reading "1 Quarrel-filled Hour Later"
French Narrator: 1 quarrel-filled hour later.
King Patrick Star: WOAH! Where... where did you all come from?
King Lincoln Loud: Um, you remember when we were fighting with 1x1x1x1?
Patrick Star: Yes, so?
King SpongeBob SquarePants: We just wanted to make it up to you!
King Patrick Star: But how?
Queen Leni Loud: We all know you're very shy, so...
All: *takes out party items from our pockets*
King SpongeBob SquarePants: We just want you to interact more with us, and maybe get a friend or two! You'll overcome your shyness too.
King Patrick Star: Um... *slowly backs away* No thanks...
King SpongeBob SquarePants: *grabs Patrick* Oh, come on, it'll be fun!
King Patrick Star: Partying is a little too much to make up for a fight, isn't it?
King Lincoln Loud: Ah, don't worry about that. Let's just have fun!
As the imaginary adventure begins, it shows a fantasy world with the five beginning their adventure.
Lincoln Loud: *narrates* So, the five brave heroes set off on an epic journey to restore peace to the land!
Queen Leni Loud: Alright King Bubble and King Swordsman what's the plan first?
King Lincoln Loud: Well my sister, first we must make it across a dangerous river. There appears to be a log that we can cross!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: We must destroy him.
King Patrick Star: Look, the bridge.
Queen Luna Loud: Wait, why is it a log, we can just imagine a bridge to cross instead so it's safer?
King Lincoln Loud: Uhh, because...
Queen Luna Loud: Let's just change it to a bridge, so we cross the bridge to make it across the dangerous river! *crosses the bridge, while Leni happily follows.
King SpongeBob SquarePants, King Patrick Star and King Lincoln Loud: *slowly follows looking a bit annoyed*
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Halt! We've reached an enchanted forest! These vines could grab you and trap you, so be careful!
Queen Luna Loud: My guitar will be able to cut through them!
Queen Leni Loud: Your guitar can cut through vines?
Queen Luna Loud: Yeah dude, cause it's also a sword inside! *pulls out my guitar to cut through the vines*
King Lincoln Loud: W-Wait a minute! This requires strategy!
Queen Luna Loud: Why use strategy when you can just attack right on the spot! *continues to cut through the vines as they make it through the forest*
Queen Leni Loud: Well we've made it through the forest now.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Now, we’re gonna head to Roblox HQ.
King Lincoln Loud: *sighs* Let's continue on.
Cut to scene with SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni.
King Patrick Star: *sighs* They just want to take advantage. Because it's so big. They're not even bothered to talk to me. Look at them having so much fun!
Fish: *comes up to Patrick* Hey, Patrick, you seem lonely. What's up?
King Patrick Star: Oh... nothing... just the usual. Leni and Luna seem to head Roblox HQ.
Fish: That's okay! I can be your friend if you want to. My name is James and it's nice to meet you!
King Patrick Star: Guess it is. *shakes hands with James*
James the Fish: I've noticed that you've been a lot less shy compared to yesterday. *a pie flies over his head* Why is that so?
King Patrick Star: Huh, never noticed that, actually. It's probably because of 1x1x1x1; even though he's our enemy, he's taught me to become less shy around people.
James the Fish: That's interesting.
Female Fish: *walks up to Patrick and sits down next to him* Why don't you party and have fun with us? It'll be plenty of fun.
Upon seeing her, Patrick is completely enticed by her looks.
King Patrick Star: Wow... sure! You look very... nice, by the way.
Female Fish: Hehe, thanks. I'm Sabrina, by the way. Pretty good to see you a bit more confident nowadays.
King Patrick Star: Why, thanks. I'm feeling kinda bored, so let's go have a conversation or play games or something over there, shall we?
Female Fish: Sure, I don't mind.
As Patrick and Sabrina walk away, SpongeBob and Lincoln admire them.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah, what a lovely duo. And I'm very proud of Patrick for overcoming his fear of talking to people. But, I think he's hacking the server. Didn't really mean to hack with 1x1x1x1. *walks over to Patrick*
King Lincoln Loud: What are you two doing?
Queen Leni Loud: *walks to SpongeBob, Patrick and Lincoln*
Roblox: *opens Roblox HQ's front door* It's you four!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: We just came to explain that Luna had no idea that we followed her to Roblox HQ. So, it's not Luna's fault.
King Patrick Star: Yeah. Not Luna's fault.
Roblox: Well, whose fault was it?
Queen Leni Loud: Was it my fault?
King Lincoln Loud: *smiles* No, it wasn’t your fault, Leni.
Queen Leni Loud: *smiles* Thanks, Lincoln. It wasn’t your fault.
King Patrick Star: Was it my fault?
King SpongeBob SquarePants: *smiles* No, it wasn’t your fault, Patrick.
King Patrick Star: *smiles* Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn’t your fault either.
Roblox: Well guys, it wasn’t your fault, it wasn’t Luna's fault, whose fault was it?
King Patrick Star: Uh... maybe it's his fault.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: You're right, Patrick. It was hopefully his fault.
Queen Leni Loud: Yeah.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: 1x1x1x1 is evil.
Roblox: Yeah, he's evil. He must be destroyed.
The telephone rings.
Roblox: Well, I'm gonna make a phone call, fight 1x1x1x1. I'll see you soon. *goes to Roblox HQ*
King SpongeBob SquarePants: We can be best friends again.
King Patrick Star: *thinks about it for a second* Sure thing. I forgive you. You're a very nice person and I know you didn't mean any bad intentions then.
King Lincoln Loud: Wow, you've changed a lot in one day! From talking to nobody yesterday, to getting a number of friends today, in a few minutes.
Queen Leni Loud: Yeah, rather interesting.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, see you soon. I have more food and drinks to eat!
King Patrick Star: Okay, bye for now.
King Lincoln Loud: Good luck, Patrick and Leni.
The five continue their imaginary journey.
King Lincoln Loud: Aha! Villains! *pulls out a sword* Time for some action!
Queen Leni Loud: Yay! Maybe I can use my spell to make the villains turn against each other.
Queen Luna Loud: These villains look too easy, maybe they should have six arms instead of two!
The villains are here.
Lincoln Loud: *gets nervous* Uhh, more of a challenge I see.
Queen Luna Loud: They also have wings!
Queen Leni Loud: Wings?
King Patrick Star: *screams*
Villain #1: *attacks Lincoln, evil laughs* You’re captured, Lincoln!
King Lincoln Loud: Ah! *groans in pain* It's too much!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Don’t worry Lincoln! I’ll save you! *tries to save Lincoln*
Villain #2: *attacks SpongeBob as well* You’re captured too, SpongeBob!
Queen Leni Loud: I'll save you SpongeBob and Lincoln! *uses a sleeping spell to knock out the villains attacking SpongeBob and Lincoln* You okay?
King Lincoln Loud: Phew, that was close. Thanks Leni.
Queen Luna Loud: Looks like we got those monsters.
King Lincoln Loud: *glares at Luna* Yeah, we sure did.
The five continue their journey, when they come across a large dragon.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Look! It's a dragon!
King Lincoln Loud: *pulls out a sword* We must slay it to restore peace to the land!
Queen Luna Loud: Only one dragon?
King Patrick Star: What?!
Queen Leni Loud: One dragon is enough for us, what's the plan SpongeBob?
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, here's the plan, we should-
Queen Luna Loud: Wait, maybe SpongeBob can handle this dragon, while I handle a dragon that breathes acid, Leni fights a dragon that breathes ice and Patrick can use his ice cream powers!
Two more dragon villains show up as SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni look nervous.
King Lincoln Loud: B-But I only said one...
Queen Leni Loud: Wait, the dragon I'm fighting breathes ice?
Queen Luna Loud: That ought to be chilling, now let's fight!
Ice Dragon Villain: *freezes Leni*
King Patrick Star: Leni, I'll save you!
Ice Dragon Villain: *freezes Patrick as well*
King Lincoln Loud: Don't worry Patrick and Leni! I'll save you! *breaks the ice open, freeing Patrick and Leni*
Fire Dragon Villain: *breathes fire on SpongeBob with his pants and Lincoln with his hair*
King SpongeBob SquarePants and King Lincoln Loud: Ow ow ow! *runs around* Hot hot hot!
King Patrick Star: *blasts Ice Cream at Fire Dragon Villain*
Queen Leni Loud: I have a spell that can fix that! *uses a spell that pours SpongeBob and Lincoln all over them from above* Is it out?
King SpongeBob SquarePants and King Lincoln Loud: *gets annoyed* Yup, it's out.
Queen Luna Loud: I just defeated the dragons, now we move on!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, but that's it! The journey's over!
Queen Luna Loud: Really that's it! I'm just getting started. We should do more!
Queen Leni Loud: Luna, we've finished our quest we've won.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait. The journey isn’t over yet. It’s 1x1x1x1!
1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* What do we have here? Oh, yeah *evil laughs again, captures Luna*
Queen Luna Loud: Guys, help!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: *blows a Bubble at Luna to save her*
Queen Luna Loud: Thanks, SpongeBob.
1x1x1x1: It’s time to die, Heroes! *evil laughs*
King SpongeBob SquarePants: *blows a Bubble at 1x1x1x1 to send him to jail*
1x1x1x1: GAH, CURSE YOU HEROES! *gets sent to jail* Dang It!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: And now, The journey’s over.
King Lincoln Loud: *pants* Come on Luna, I'm getting tired.
Queen Luna Loud: Heroes don't get tired, now come on bro what adventure are we going on next?
It suddenly cuts back to the backyard again, as Lincoln gets annoyed.
King Lincoln Loud: Nothing, because you're not part of it anymore!
Queen Luna Loud: What are you talking about Lincoln? We were having fun!
King Lincoln Loud: *sighs* Look, everyone's tired. We should call it a night.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey guys, We defeated 1x1x1x1!
King Patrick Star: Yay, we did it!
Queen Leni Loud: Yeah we're pretty worn out.
Queen Luna Loud: *shrugs* Alright dudes, I hope we had a fun adventure.
King Lincoln Loud: You probably did. *walks away, as SpongeBob, Patrick and Leni slowly follow me*
Queen Luna Loud: *to the audience* I wonder if I did something wrong to Lincoln?
Later that night, Luna was walking out of the bathroom in her PJ's, she then notices Leni go into Lincoln's room. She then quietly follows her and listens in through the door a conversation between SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni.
Queen Leni Loud: *to Lincoln* We sure had a fun day Linky with our fantasy adventures.
King Lincoln Loud: Yeah, it was a lot of fun! But I think Luna might have made things tricky for us.
Queen Leni Loud: Tricky how?
King Lincoln Loud: *sighs* I don't wanna sound like a jerk here, but, I think Luna's made these imaginary games more difficult than before. Plus, she can get a bit extreme.
Queen Leni Loud: I agree, hopefully she'll be busy tomorrow so we can have another fun adventure just the two of us.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: I dunno Leni, do you think maybe we're being unfair? I mean, this is just an imaginary game after all. We're technically doing the same things she's doing.
King Patrick Star: Yeah.
Luna hears this and sighs as she walks back to her room.
Queen Luna Loud: I was worried about this... *to the audience* All I wanted to do was have some fun to get my mind off of not going to the concert tonight, only I made things unfair for SpongeBob and Lincoln.
Time card reading "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni were eating cereal talking about what new adventure they'll create.
Queen Leni Loud: So did you come with any new possible adventures for us today?
King Lincoln Loud: I'm thinking about doing an adventure where we have stopped trolls from eating nature animals.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: I love Krabby Patties!
King Patrick Star: Me too!
Queen Luna Loud: *arrives and sits down with SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni* Morning, talking about having a new adventure today?
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Uhh, we were actually talking about Leni's day yesterday.
Queen Luna Loud: Listen, yesterday I might've gone a little extreme with the whole adventure we had and I just wanna say I'm sorry.
King Patrick Star: Well why is that exactly?
Queen Luna Loud: I was originally suppose to go to a Mick Swagger concert but it got canceled, so when I saw you two in the backyard playing I wanted to join in and make it more fun, only I kinda of did the opposite.
King Lincoln Loud: *sighs* I shouldn't have been mad. You were only trying to have fun. We were doing the same thing.
King SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star and Leni Loud: Yeah if you want you can join our next adventure today.
Queen Luna Loud: Really?
King Lincoln Loud: But let's try and make it fun for all of us!
Queen Luna Loud: I promise, this will be fun for all five of us!
King Lincoln Loud: *smiles* Awesome!
Cuts to the five of them in the backyard getting ready for their next imaginary adventure.
Queen Leni Loud: Alright, what shall we do today?
King SpongeBob SquarePants: *to Luna* How about you come up with an idea Luna?
Queen Luna Loud: Sweet, today we're fighting off zombies in the fantasy world, and I've been taken by their zombie queen!
Queen Leni Loud: *giggles* Oh no.
King Lincoln Loud: *giggles* Thus, me and Leni must save you!
Queen Luna Loud: You'll fight through zombie of all kind, from zombie animals to zombie trolls.
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Sounds fun!
Time card reading "1 Hour Later"
French Narrator: 1 hour later.
In the fantasy world, Lincoln finishes off a zombie queen.
King Lincoln Loud: Yes! We did it!
Queen Leni Loud: We defeated the zombie queen!
King SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!
King Patrick Star: Thank you, buddy!
Queen Luna Loud: And I've been rescued by my heroes! *hugs SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni*
King Lincoln Loud: *blushes* Yes, we saved the princess!
Queen Leni Loud: *smiles* We certainly did.
*It says "THE END" Episode ends*
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