Can't Sprite Me We Are Splitting And Infuriated

Can't Sprite Me We Are Splitting And Infuriated (often abbreviated as CSMWASAI) is a American web and television series created by Adam Katz, Brian Koch, Justin Chapman, and Jazzy Oliver. The series is notable for its blending of surreal comedy and black comedy with psychological horror and musicals. Its production is also notable for diversity styles of object shows, animation, flash animation, and computer animation. The original series consisted of 6 short episodes released from 1 November 2024 to 29 November 2028 on YouTube. A follow-up television series was released in 2032 on BBC Iplayer.
In the series, each episode starts like a typical children's series, consisting of anthropomorphic object shows akin to those featured in Object Shows Community. The series parodies and satirises these TV programmes by contrasting its childlike, colourful environment and its inhabitants against disturbing themes; each episode features a surreal plot twist in the climax, including psychedelic content and imagery involving graphic violence, dark humour, existentialism, and psychological horror.
The six episodes of the web series explore and discuss basic subjects typical of preschool education, namely creativity, time, love, technology, diet, and dreams, while the television series touches on jobs, death, family, friendship, transport, and electricity. The web series received widespread acclaim for its story, production design, psychological horror, humour, hidden themes, lore, and characters, and is regarded by many as one of the greatest web series of all time. The television series was met with similar acclaim.
== Plot ==
=== Youtube series ===
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=== TV series ===
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== Episodes ==
All episodes were created by all of the animators.
=== Web series (2024–2028) ===
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series 	Title 	Original release date 	
1 	1 	"Creativity" 	1 November 2024 	
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2 	2 	"Time" 	14 November 2024 	
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3 	3 	"Love" 	25 December 2024 	
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4 	4 	"Computers" 	25 April 2025 	
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5 	5 	"Health" 	25 December 2025 	
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6 	6 	"Dreams" 	29 November 2028 	
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=== Pilot (2030) ===
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7 	1 	"Pilot" 	June 4, 2030 	
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=== Television series (2032) ===
All episodes for this series are created by the animators.
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series 	Title  	Original release date 	
8 	1 	"Jobs" 	30 September 2032 	
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9 	2 	"Death" 	30 September 2032 	
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10 	3 	"Family" 	18 October 2032 	
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11 	4 	"Friendship" 	18 October 2032 	
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12 	5 	"Transport" 	24 October 2032 	
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13 	6 	"Electricity" 	24 October 2032 	
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== Cast ==
=== YouTube series cast ===
* Adam Katz as Drink, Ice, Brian the Talking Clock, Caritoitiodan, Steak and Lamp
* Brian Koch as Sketchbook and Spinach Can
* Justin Champman as Slushie and Ferb the Computer
==== Cameos ====
* HurricaneHunterJackson as Magnet
* Jordan The One as Shovel
=== Sundance pilot cast ===
* Adam Katz as Drink, Ice, Key, Mayor Cowface, Security Thing, Policeman, Big Jason, and Fizzy Juice
* Justin Champman as Slushie
* Brian Koch as Mr. Greenhall, Mud Man, and Ladder
=== BBC series cast ===
* Adam Katz as Drink, Ice, Briefcase, Richard, Lincoln, Bin, Lucky Mo, Family Tree, David Harbour, Soreness The Squirrel, Buatsfaoenert, Dr. Bushman, Choo Choo Train, Brian the Talking Clock, Steak, Big Ice and Bigger Ice
* Justin Champman as Slushie, Ferb the Computer, Ryan Friends Theme Singer, Ryan Friends Announcer, Big Slushie and Bigger Slushie
* Brian Koch as Unemployed Jennifer, Stain Matts, Arthur's Chicken Family Tub Discount Commericial Announcer, Ryan Friends Theme Singer, First Tooth, The Lump and Electracey
* Joan Cuscack as Lori
* Keke Palmer as Rita
* Mindy Kaling as Wet Floor Sign
* Tony Hale as Printer
* Eddie Murphy as Vending Machine and Free Vending Machine
* Chris Evans as Safety Video Announcer
* Method Man as Lift and Mr. Grelch
* Dan Russell as Chloe
* Alfred Molina as Coffin
* Elissa Knight as Brain Friends Theme Singer
* David Warner as Lamp, Arthur and Hudson
* Jazzy Oliver as ID Card and Apple
* Grey Griffin as Tissue Box
* Ian McKellen as Grandpa and Bread
* Teresa Gallagher Bretton as Lily and Todney
* Jim Hanks as Market Molina
* Emma Watson as Bubble Bath Memory
* Julian Smith as Sundaniel
* Johnny Depp as Great Very Older Grandpa
* Charles Phillip as Brain Friends Theme Singer
* Christian Bale as Instructional Tape Announcer
* Nika Futterman as GPS
* John DiMaggio as Time Man
* Jessica McDonald as Safe
* Michael Huang as Mirror
* Micheal Beattie as Experimented Creature
* Jason Sargeant as Boundary Hand
* Rupert Degas as Tree
* Nathan Fillon as Toilet