The Big Boys Club/Pilot

(the plot begins with showing the logo owned by PEACOCK TV. It then cuts to a cave as someone wakes up)
*Dave: Where am I? 
(He steps outside as he discovers a huge island and the plane crash)
*Dave: you gotta be kidding me! This is why I shouldn't sign up for clubs!
(Dave then faces the audience)
* Dave: so your probably asking yourself...how the hell did i get roped into something like this. Well its a long story. And it is all connected to one thing. The Big Boys Club.
*(Shows theme)
*PEACOCK PRESENTS
*BEN SCHWARTZ
*THE BIG BOYS CLUB
*Created by Bill Prady and Ben Silverman
(Cuts to two days earlier at a big college as Dave is arriving)
Dave: First day of College. I can't believe I am doing it ten years after I am supposed to. Not sure why I chose to do it now but who cares.
(Suddenly a man in a suit and fedora walks in)
(Dave stops the car)
Dave: Uh Can I Help You?
(Cuts back to Dave in the cave)
Dave: and thats what happened 
(Credits Roll)
Dave: no no no not really lets just go back to that part
(Back to the part with Dave in the car)
Dave: Uh. Can I help you?
Jedediah: Greetings I am Jedidiah Magoo.
Dave: Who?