Family

5th episode of The Sampsons
== Transcript ==
Humer: i need my duff
(silence)
Merge: Hey Humie have you-
Humer: GET ME MY FUCKING BEER
Merge: ok (throws it and it smacks Humer’s head off)
Humer: mm yum
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(A car crashes through the house)
Humer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Loois: hey PETAA where the flying FUCK are we
Petaa: Well It Seems To Be The Average Family The Simpsons Family Woah
Loois: WHO
Petaa: Another Universe Honey
Stew: Hello my head is a soccer ball.
Humer: AMERICAN FOOTBALL YOU IDIOT (kicks him)
Referee: Touchdown!
: Hello I am 
Everyone: whowhy do you guys always act like your better than meChrispy: Hello my name is chris and i have no redeeming qualities 
Brain: I am the best character here, Brain Graffin-
(Brain gets run over and dies)
Familyguyfan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (shoots himself)
Bert: wow heh man that’s some gnarly shit right there wanna do prank calls
Stew: Oh yes oh GOD YES OH HOT (calls Mud’s) Hey, do you know who Joe is?
Mud: who’s joe
Stew: joe MAMA (fucking blows Mud’s brains off by the sheer force of screaming into the microphone) Fun.
Humer: welp this has been too much for me mind gotta glug (drinks beer) mmm (pours into eyes) MMMMMMMMMMMMM
Merge: STOP STEALING MY LINE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRMRMRMMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRM
Petaa: Ah Yes Time For Some Classic Beer (drinks beer) 
Humer: that looks familiar (swipes beer) OH MY GOD ITS DUFF BEER
Petaa: Wahat
Humer: STEALERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (punches Petaa)
Petaa: BITCHASS (shoots Humer’s head off)
(Humer shoots Petaa’s ding dong off)
Humer: ok
Petaa: ok
(They both shoot each other at the same time)
Humer: WHY WON’T YOU DIE
Petaa: We Are Cartoons
Humer: RRRRRRRRR WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
Petaa: Why
Humer: BECAUSE IT WANTED TO EXPLODE! (throws tactical nuke on ground)
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Petaa: Hey Guys, Petaa Explains The Joke Here. Firstly, It Starts With “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road” And Ends With It Exploding. This Means The Chicken Wanted Everything To Die. They Were A Terrorist Like Familyguyfan. That’s The Joke. Bye.
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