Hoopla No-Nonsense

This is the twelfth Hoopla's Fantastic Beach short. 
==Transcript==
(Short starts with Hoopla once again entering a dimension.)
Bloxyl: This dimension is um… quite frankly, crazy.
Hoopla: ...sponge
Bloxyl: I don’t get it. Anyway, you should probably be careful. One wrong step and you could get in serious pain.
Hoopla: Oh man, is this hell?!
Bloxyl: No, you’re going to a cartoon world.
Hoopla: That is the exact opposite of what I thought it would be.
Bloxyl: (looks at the screen) He has no idea what he’s getting into.
Hoopla: Why are you looking that way?
Bloxyl: Just get going.
(A dimensional portal to the cartoon dimension opens up right under Hoopla, and he gets sucked into it)
Hoopla: (screams)
(Hoopla ends up on the other side of the portal and falls flat on his face.)
Hoopla: Great, one second in and I’m already injured. Good thing cartoon logic makes it so I recover in the next scene.
(Hoopla looks around and sees that the area looks like a canyon)
Hoopla: I’m getting old cartoony vibes around here and I don’t like it.
(A roadrunner speeds past Hoopla, holding a pot of gold in its mouth)
Hoopla: I guess I could always use some money… Let's get that roadrunner!
(Hoopla starts running towards the roadrunner, but starts to slow down when he realizes it’s a few miles away from him.)
Hoopla: Yeah...I don’t think I’m gonna catch up with him. Maybe I could try setting up a trap instead…
(An anvil falls onto his head and crushes him)
Hoopla: What the hey?!
(He looks up to see Jerry from Tom and Jerry snickering)
Hoopla: I’m not a cat!
(Hoopla chases after Jerry, who is much quicker than Hoopla is.)
Hoopla: You know, I’d think I would be tired of running by now, but I guess cartoon logic gives me infinite energy. I should probably look where I’m running instead of talking to myself-
(Hoopla looks forward and Jerry hits him with a hammer.)
Hoopla: (dizzy) Gotta love slapstick. (falls down as a fail horn plays) Don’t do that.
(Hoopla gets up and sees the roadrunner standing in the middle of the road)
Hoopla: Gotcha. (he sneaks up to the roadrunner, but a cannonball hits him and knocks him back) Oh, come on!
(He sees that it was Bugs Bunny who hit him with the cannonball)
Hoopla: What do you even have against my kind?
(Hoopla gets up from being hit by the cannonball, and tries setting up a generic box and stick trap for the roadrunner to trigger)
Hoopla: That oughta do it. No roadrunner can resist birdseed.
(The roadrunner sees the trap and approaches it. He sees that it’s a trap, and carefully grabs the bag of birdseed with his beak)
Hoopla: Ugh… You’re supposed to trigger it like this! (he triggers the trap and gets trapped in it) Mmmph!
(The roadrunner smiles at Hoopla struggling to get out of the trap. Once he is out, he meeps at him and runs off)
Hoopla: That’s it! It’s time for MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
(Hoopla grabs a spare Krabby Patty from his pocket)
Hoopla: If Plankton can do it, then so can I! (he hops onto the Krabby Patty, which suddenly grows legs) After that roadrunner! Hiya!
(The Krabby Patty with legs speeds after the roadrunner, and slowly catches up to it. The roadrunner notices this and speeds ahead. The patty then does the same. They continue repeating this cycle while dodging debris on the road. Suddenly, the roadrunner stops and turns around)
Hoopla: What the?
(The roadrunner picks him Hoopla’s Krabby Patty and swallows it.)
Hoopla: Drat, I shouldn’t have used food. What now…? I got it!
(Hoopla spots a massive boulder in the distance. He hops on it and drives it)
Hoopla: Just like the pioneers did! Let's go!
(The rock starts catching up to the roadrunner, and he panics. The roadrunner tries to outrun the rock, but gets smashed by the rock.)
Hoopla: Victory is mine! Time to claim my reward.
(Hoopla pushes the boulder out of the way and grabs the gold)
Hoopla: Wah! It's mine!...Which is strange, since the roadrunner always wins. Did I just beat cartoon logic? Let’s see… (punches himself) Ouch! Hey, I felt pain! I guess I really did beat cartoon logic.
(Hoopla’s phone rings)
Hoopla: Did I win?
Bloxyl: I guess you could say that. You somehow beat cartoon logic, which was the key to fixing the dimension.
Hoopla: Are you saying I might NOT have beat it?
Bloxyl: Umm… Well anyway, I’m sending you to another dimension.
Hoopla: Whoopity doo. What a surprise. What is it this time?
Bloxyl: I’m legally obligated not to tell you.
Hoopla: Oh ok.
(Bloxyl opens up a wormhole to the next dimension as the short ends)
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