It's Really Just Mario Kart

It's Really Just Mario Kart is a ripoff of Mario Kart game that was probably not released in 1992. It was developed by Blednir Minimum for the SNOS. It is a racing game in the style of games such as Minimalist Smash Request Bros. and Omega Smash Bros. Orochi, meaning that it takes requests from users for items, characters, and tracks, and it must take all requests that follow the rules.
==Gameplay==
What would you expect from a game called It's Really Just Mario Kart? It's exactly like Mario Kart in pretty much every aspect. Do I really have to explain? I mean, there isn't even a console called the SNOS, let alone a controller for it. Haven't you played the series? Uh, fine, there's stuff and you drive on places. That's it. Also people will try to kill you with an evil turtle that can fly.
==Characters==
The roster consists of 30 playable characters.
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Character 	Description
ElectricMayhemRequested by ElectricMayhemMedium 	He's some guy on Fantendo that has made, like, four comments on this article. Also he is against Bag-Man for some reason.
BigfootRequested by ElectricMayhemFeather 	It is unknown whether or not he was requested to be in this game.
Sheen EstevezRequested by KinglerMaster (why)Light 	I don't want him in this game either, but KinglerMaster is evil, so here he is. Why does he even have a page on this wiki to begin with?
Freddy FazbearRequested by DarKingdomHeartsLarge 	Freddy is an animatronic bear with three friends. He walks around at night, but only on the fifth night because it makes sense to have the main antagonist only appear on the last level. 2spooky4me
Bonnie the BunnyRequested by DarKingdomHeartsLarge 	Bonnie is an animatronic bunny who is at the door right now, close it or you will die. He is Freddy's jumpscare friend and was sometimes confused for a girl until Mangle decided to take that role instead.
Chica the ChickenRequested by DarKingdomHeartsHeavy 	The Rule 34 is strong in this one.
Foxy the Pirate FoxRequested by DarKingdomHeartsHeavy	Unlike the other animatronics, he has the ability to move. But slightly faster.
Green Silver LuigiRequested by JaipomHeavy 	...what disturbs me the most about this one is that there's already a picture for him on this wiki. Anyways, he's a heavy clone of Luigi, but Luigi isn't in this game, so therefore, he's an entirely original character.
Fante OgdnoRequested by PolisKaninMedium 	Requested as a personified version of the Fantendo logo, Fante Ogdno is a distorted abomination that should not exist.
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Character 	Description 	Unlock Criteria
SammyClassicSonicFanRequested by Claus the MightyLight 	Some egotistical 10-year-old Sonic fanboy claiming to be 15 that makes YouTube videos. 	Use the Sonic the Hedgehog item 10 times in the same race.
MayroRequested by AgentMuffinMedium 	This wouldn't be Mario Kart without Mario, but this technically isn't Mario Kart, so this isn't Mario. 	Beat the Pants Cup in 50CC.
FlowaRequested by AgentMuffinFeather 	Example.jpg 	Get first place in every cup using Bigfoot.
Chicken Soup BrothRequested by AgentMuffinLight 	GREAT for COOKING 	Buy Campbell's™ delicious Chicken Broth soup!
Jerma985Requested by Shadow InfernoCruiser 	Some YouTube guy with like 400,000 subscribers idk 	Get last place 40 times as Mayro.
Glue ManRequested by Shadow InfernoHeavy 	Glue Man is a person made out of glue, apparently voted Best Sh*tty Character of the Jerma Universe. 	Get last place 40 times as Jerma.
Gabe NewellRequested by Shadow InfernoCruiser 	Co-founder of Valve, Gabe Newell... is the co-founder of Valve. He also has some relevance to Jerma. Please stop requesting "Jerma" characters, Shadow Inferno. 	Play a better game than It's Really Just Mario Kart.
The Giant RatRequested by Shadow InfernoMedium 	The antagonist of Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure oh it's another Jerma character. 	Play in multiplayer with Player 1 as Jerma and Player 2 as Glue Man, getting Glue Man in 1st place and Jerma in 2nd place.
Byeah #284Requested by Shadow InfernoMedium 	Because I don't see a Byeah #281. 	Don't play as a character from the Jerma universe after unlocking all the others.
Tails DollRequested by JaipomLight 	Tails Doll is a doll of Tails that levitates and has some weird "creepy" soundtrack that plays when you play as him in Sonic R regardless of what track you're on. In short, he's just a doll. 	Play as SammyClassicSonicFan and drive into a wall seventeen times, then get hit by a Super Missile twice in a row.
Kurt CobainRequested by Shadow InfernoCruiser 	At least Shadow Inferno didn't request a Jerma character Kurt Cobain was a musician that died in 1994. 	As Freddy Fazbear, get 2nd place in The Internet.
Kurt CobalionRequested by Shadow InfernoMedium 	Kurt Cobalion was a Pokémon that died rip 	Get last place as Kurt Cobain.
Kurt RussellRequested by Shadow InfernoMedium 	Kurt Russell is an actor that isn't dead Too Many Kurts 	Unlock the other Kurts and watch a movie.
Three-Legged HorseRequested by Shadow InfernoHeavy 	Because three-legged horses can drive. Anyways, who knows why Shadow Inferno requested this? Does it have something to do with Jerma? I don't know. 	Get hit by twenty-four eggs in the Deez Nuts Cup.
The Entire Japanese Horse Racing World Cup CastRequest by Shadow InfernoLargest	You can't see the logo, neither can I, but it says "Japan World Cup," who cares. 	Have a 12-player race with every player playing as Three-Legged Horse.
King ByeahRequested by Shadow InfernoHeavy 	WOOHOO WE'RE DONE WITH SHADOW INFERNO'S CHARACTER REQUESTS YET ANOTHER JERMA CHARACTER GREAT 	Unlock all of Shadow Inferno's requests and get last place with all of them.
Destroyer DuckRequested by ElectricMayhemLight 	Bootleg Howard the Duck, created by the creator of Howard the Duck. 	Find Waldo.
ShrekRequested by AnimaJonTronicCruiser 	is love Shrek is life THE MEMES 	Watch the video.
DogeRequested by AnimaJonTronicLight 	very kart such drive 	Un-learn how to grammar.
It's Really Just Mario KartRequested by CrunchyTommyLight 	It's Really Just Mario Kart is a ripoff of Mario Kart game that was probably not released in 1992. It was developed by Blednir Minimum for the SNOS. It is a racing game in the style of games such as Minimalist Smash Request Bros. and Omega Smash Bros. Orochi, meaning that it takes requests from users for items, characters, and tracks, and it must take all requests that follow the rules.	Play a terrible game, so basically this is the first character you unlock in the game.
Nostalgia CriticRequested by Iceboys12Medium 	The guy with the glasses; he reviews movies. 	Review a movie or something idk
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==Items==
Item 	Description
Pants 	Blind the player in front of you.
Deez Nuts 	Forces the player that gets it to repeatedly watch videos with people telling terrible jokes until they are in last place. The icon is the same as 性器 and Condoms, so you will likely be confused.
Stick 	Puts a stick on the ground that can make other players trip. It doesn't disappear.
Super Missile 	Aims at the person in first place, then the explosion hits everyone except for the player in last place. Any player that is close to first (including first) will "die," un-unlocking the character, meaning they will have to be unlocked in the same way that you unlocked them the first time or by winning one race.
性器 	Travels the player through the Internet, hacking them into second place. The icon is the same as Deez Nuts and Condoms, so you will likely be confused.
Goron with a Mega MushroomRequested by AgentMuffin 	Summons a Goron that is holding a Mega Mushroom. It just follows you for some reason and has no other purpose.
PencilRequested by Shadow Inferno 	Draws over your current rank, putting you in either first or last place. Ha, I didn't use the Jerma version.
EggRequested by Shadow Inferno 	Hatches a chicken that follows you. If the Goron is following you, it will eat the Goron and become a Mega Chicken, eating anything in its path. Ha, this isn't Jerma either.
Sonic the HedgehogRequested by Shadow Inferno 	Takes you out of your kart and makes you start running around "at the speed of sound." Basically, you become a lot slower than everyone else.
CondomsRequested by Jaipom 	Breaks the game. The icon is exactly the same as Deez Nuts and 性器, so the player might get confused.
Awful Fantendo GameRequested by DestROY13103 	The ultimate item... It summons all of the Jerma characters and items. It's basically a ripoff of Lucky 7 and Crazy 8. The characters also make you invincible from any non-Jerma character for a short amount of time.
Clickbait 	It's a YouTube video of a tour around someone's house, but the thumbnail is attractive. It gives you a bigger speed boost the longer you don't use it.
Dead BodyRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
Bob the OmbRequested by EnderLegends 	TBA
Mountain DewRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
Skittles GuyRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
Old Old Spice GuyRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
New Old Spice GuyRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
Mr. MonopolyRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
BoomboxRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
MarioRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
LumoshiRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
ArendRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
HadoukenRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
Serious BlackRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
Ursa MajorRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
BallistaRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
BatistaRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
John Cena's Theme SongRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
Great Wall of ChinaRequested by Shadow Inferno 	TBA
Will Ferrell's Disembodied HeadRequested by ElectricMayhem	TBA
Bucket of Fried ChickenRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
Captain America's ShieldRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
NunchucksRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
Bowl of Turtle SoupRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
Pop-TartRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
BeerRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
WhiskeyRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
WineRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
RumRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
EyepatchRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
CigarRequested by ElectricMayhem 	TBA
GunRequested by Topaz the Dark Bear 	TBA
WaluigiRequested by TerrariaBoss 	TBA
WarioRequested by TerrariaBoss 	TBA
GIGANTIC MushroomRequested by TheEpicShyGuy88 	TBA
PillRequested by Brandon Jay Dick 	TBA
Metal Big RidleyRequested by TerrariaBoss 	TBA
ShoesRequested by Emerald the Dark Wolf 	TBA
Stack of Giant BowsersRequested by Mirai Moon 	TBA
==Tracks==
Pants Cup 	Deez Nuts Cup 	Stick Cup 	Super Missile Cup
WalmartRequested by ElectricMayhem 	LSD: Dream EmulatorRequested by AgentMuffin 	Byeah Parking LotRequested by Shadow Inferno 	FantendoRequested by DestROY13103
Mario's IntestinesRequested by KinglerMaster 	Cookie Clicking Factory DungeonsRequested by AgentMuffin	Celtics Basketball ArenaRequested by Shadow Inferno	NeoGAFRequested by Andrewtheking
Long LineRequested by Claus the Mighty 	GokuRequested by AgentMuffin 	The InternetRequested by Jaipom 	Hulk HoganRequested by Andrewtheking
Wario's Wacky underWearRequested by AgentMuffin	Jerma Rumble RingRequested by Shadow Inferno 	RidleyRequested by Plazzap 	Rainbow RipoffRequested by Iceboys12
==Sequel==
For some reason, SupperSlashBlednir18 thought that a sequel to this game would be a good idea, so Blednir Minimum is currently working on a sequel titled It's Really Just Mario Kart 34. They were originally planning DLC, but they decided that a sequel would be better. I don't know why, go ask somebody else.
CHARACTERS, ITEMS, AND TRACKS ARE NO LONGER BEING ACCEPTED BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOUR IDEAS. STOP REQUESTING THEM. WAIT UNTIL THE SEQUEL BECAUSE OH LOOK AT THAT TREE IN THE WINDOW, ISN'T IT A LOVELY DAY? WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND REGRET YOUR LIFE CHOICES INSTEAD OF REQUEST CHARACTERS, ITEMS, AND TRACKS? THANKS.
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