List of Dinner Blasters

The Dinner Blaster has many variations. The majority of them are in this list.
==Original Dinner Blaster (CR-13)==
Original Dinner Blaster, known by military men as CR-13 Dinner Blaster, is the first model of Dinner Blaster ever. Many think that it's also the best one. It can shoot burgers at high speed (about 4 burgers per second).
The first time the King used to kill Link after he threw a brick at the King's face. A burger flew into Link's mouth and he became morbidly obese. He starts to work out while the King tries to kill Princess Zelda. After a few minutes, Link is fit once more, but he gets slammed in the face by another cheeseburger. This gives the king a chance to destroy the world! His machine suddenly self-destructs, however. Squadala Man arrives to save Link and the king chases them in his space ship. Luigi, randomly in the sky hungry for spaghetti, foils this last attack by flying into the ship. The King and Luigi fall to the ground while Squadala Man and Link escape without a scratch.
==Dinner Blaster 2 (CH)==
Dinner Blaster 2 is the more powerful version of the first Dinner Blaster. It shoots more powerful burgers faster than the original. It's known by military men as the CH Dinner Blaster.
The King used it to defend the castle from the evil Dr. Robotnik.
==Super Dinner Blaster (SG)==
Super Dinner Blaster is the most powerful model of Dinner Blaster. It has two fire modes: Dinner Blaster-like and machine gun-like.
It was used against Mario and Luigi who wanted to take over the castle to kill Bowser who was hiding there. They defeated the King using the Enclosed Instruction Book, but thanks to his Dead Ringer, he escaped.
== Dinner Blaster 4 (QQ+) ==
:Not to be confused with the BFG9000.
The Dinner Blaster IV (known as the QQ+ by military men) is the heaviest-hitting Dinner Blaster up to this point in the article. While it only has one shot per magazine, it shoots BREAKFAST!, LUNCH and DINNER at the same time. The red parts glow before it fires.
==UnAnything Team Dinner Blaster (7S+)==
The UnAnything Team Dinner Blaster is a powerful weapon found in an ancient Hyrulian ruin. It used to be used to PWN Stickmen for fun, or Troll them by shooting it next to said stickmen. Only Vesta uses it now, though. It also has a mode where it can shoot Energy Blasts.
== Dinner Prime's Dinner Blaster (DMC-3) ==
Wielded in Dinner Prime's eye slit, the DMC-3 Dinner Blaster shoots burgers at sub-relativistic velocities, creating an Energy Blast in its wake. The burger disintegrates on contact with the air, allowing the blast to catch up and hit a target with highly focused Dinner radiation.
==Flaming Dinner Blaster (F7-14-AG-62-A6)==
As all awesome things have a "flaming" version, there is a dinner blaster that is lit on fire. It was created when the King got bored with his "normal" dinner blasters, and he lit a CR-13 on FIRE. The King can't use it, however, because it burns his little nail-polished hands.
It was not used by the King, as he is too much of a wimp to hold fire. This is why Santa Claus won the kingdom, only to pick up the F7-14-AG-62-A6, burn his hands, and give up.
==FM-ian Dinner Blaster (FM0)==
The FM-ian Dinner Blaster is a dinner blaster that shoots andromeda burgers. It was created after Crown Thunder held a gun to the king's head. King used it to kill Cancer Bubble. But Cancer Bubble snatched it and King snatched it back and defeated Cancer Bubble but thanks to FM Vanish, he escaped. Since then, the King has sworn vengeance on the FM-Ians and has always kept it in case of an attack.
== Diner Blaster Zorb (ZBO-K) ==
Possibly the most destructive of all dinner blasters, but it only has one shot which is capable of destroying a GOD. Luckily theres a setting where it has unlimited shots and can turn anything into toast. It can only be wielded by a Zbornak.
== Dinner Blaster 4000 (AH-64) ==
After Squadala Man decided that The King played too much Fallout 3, he destroyed The King's TV with a CR-13. The King retaliated with an SG, but Squadala Man shot two blasts of DIE to destroy the incoming Dinner-Blaster-mode burger, then blocked the machine-gun mode's projectiles with a shield of Squadala Energy. He laughed evilly, before witnessing the glory that is the AH-64 Dinner Blaster. It has CR-13s mounted in its chin and at the end of its wings, and Dinner Bombs missiles mounted near the middle of the wings. The United States, which was training in Hyrule, got the notification, and got its entire fleet of helicopters into the air, but the evacuation failed - the Dinner Bomb detonated with the force of a medium-sized nuclear device, knocking the entire wing out of the sky and leaving DINNER scattered for miles. In the Amero-Hyrulian war, several Dinner Bombs struck major cities of NATO-aligned countries, including Tokyo, New York, Los Santos and Washington, DC, turning the world into a Wasteland.
==WOAH-dcliff Coil (WCZ-D2W)==
The WOAH-dcliff Coil, the "definition of heart-clogging Macrosse Missile Massacres", fires dozens of homing burger missiles at a time, making it a force to be reckoned with. It takes OVER 9000 milliseconds to work one missile off, so one can only imagine how long it would take with a full barrage.
== Dinner Blaster 9000 (!4-N3w) ==
A large nuclear burger weapon built into a land-warship. Its total yield is estimated to be in the low petatons at maximum overcharge, and the mid-megatons at normal usage.
== McBlaster (MC-4z) ==
A Dinner Blaster that fires McDonald's products.
== Ultimate Dinner Blaster 2000 BC Version 4.0 BETA BITCH (DDD) ==
A mecha containing a vacuum and Dinner Blasters built into in its fingers. It can be piloted from within and is made up of several cooking appliances that combine like Bruticus Maximus. It was piloted by the King, who used it against Link as Link insulted him for eating too much dinner.
== Ultimate Dinner Blaster Over 9000 ==
[REDACTED] destroying Mars, everything on it and even a nearby dwarf planet in a single, monumentally powerful shot, estimated at roughly four sun-hours, or 1.324 sextillion tons of TNT.
== Kitty Blasters ==
The Kitty Blaster shoots cats instead of dinner. It also has many variations.
===Original Kitty Blaster (GR-64)===
Original Kitty Blaster, known by military men as GR-64 Kitty Blaster, is the first model of non-dinner-based Hyrulian blasting weapon ever. Many think that it's also the best one. It can shoot cats at high speed (about 4 cats per second).
===Kitty Blaster 2 (TJ)===
Kitty Blaster 2 is the more powerful version of Kitty Blaster. It shoots more powerful and evil cats than original. It's known by military men as TJ Kitty Blaster.
===Super Kitty Blaster (HD)===
Super Kitty Blaster is the most powerful model of Kitty Blaster. It has two fire modes: Dinner Blaster-like one and machine gun-like.
===JG-ian Kitty Blaster (JG6)===
The JG-ian Kitty Blaster, also known as the Kittycannon, is a kitty blaster that shoots robotic cats. It was created after PETA complained about the original. Steve uses it the most.
=== Kity Blaster Gack (GDK-U) ===
Possibly the most destructive of all kitty blasters, but it only has one shot which is capable of destroying ANYTHING. Luckily theres a setting where it has unlimited shots and can turn anything into cats.
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