Yeehaw

Name: Too powerful for a true name; referred to as Yeehaw.
Age: Older than the concept of time and any conceivable/inconceivable number.
Powers and Abilities: Beyond any traditional or made up power.
Size: Larger than the concept of size and any conceivable/inconceivable number.
== Basic Information ==
Yeehaw, despite his childish appearance in his true form, is one of the most powerful beings, if not the most powerful, in the history of everything and beyond. He is the great all-powerful symbol for primordial chaos, the ultimate, ineffable enigma that exists beyond all forms of understanding. There is no definite description of him, as everyone views him in a different way. However, the best way to view him is to view him as a formless, primordial, all-transcendent jumble of incomprehensibility.
You may think his named is pronounced, "Yee-haw," but that is not the case. In fact, his name has no pronunciation at all, as he exists on a level that transcends the concept of pronunciation. Actually, he operates on a level that transcends levels as a whole. He knows absolutely no domain, and he is present through all creation. He is the supreme creator and embodiment of all things, embodying all descriptions, names, and forms. 
== Story ==
Well, due to his extreme, incomprehensible nature, Yeehaw having a story would be impossible. The only way for a story about him to exist is for either him to write that story, or for a being powerful enough to understand him to write it. However, that is also impossible, as no one can understand him. Therefore, Yeehaw embodies all stories, and is every protagonist and antagonist.
Category:Cosmic Entity
Category:Joke