West Virginia

Where the fuck am I?!
OH SHIT IT'S A COUNTRY TOAD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!
West Virginia is the place where all 'dem country roads lead pardner. WHEW-EE! *spit* It has a lot in common with Texas, mostly country music, cowboy boots, and that good 'ol southern hospitality (and lesser in the 'ol bein a completely flat 2D plane). Also home to some of 'da rarest Country Toads you e'er done seen, sure shootin. It's claim to fame is of course the all star HYUCK up that was Fallout 76, to which Barrold, Baff, and friends saw come to the end as the nuclear wasteland of a beta came crashin' down around them.
Most of the bridges to this foreign land were closed after The Great Road Paving, but if yer' willin' to dole out some 'ol buckaroos there, a Country Toad will Take ya home, to the place you belong. West Virginia, dat Mountain Mama'. Take me home, Country Toad
Category:Chat Lore