Peppa.exe/Lore

== Chapter 1: The Dawn of Peppa.exe ==
Little Timmy, about five years old, was sitting in front of his television set that evening, giggling at a new episode of his favorite show, Peppa Pig. His father was working overtime that night, and wasn’t home yet. His mother was in the kitchen, cutting up chicken to put on the frying pan. It was a peaceful and serene scene, but the jubilant atmosphere didn’t last long.
Suddenly, the television screen warped and glitched, frightening Little Timmy. Then, as if things couldn’t get any weirder, the titular character of the show, Peppa Pig, turned to the camera, staring into Little Timmy’s soul. Then, suddenly, Peppa’s eyes fell out, and were replaced by gory and bloody realistic ones. Her mouth warped and glitched, turning into a more realistic one, similar to her eyes. Her red dress changed into black, and her skin did the same.
Then, something terrifying happened. Peppa’s disgusting body began climbing out of the television screen. It happened so suddenly and so slowly, and each second of it increased Little Timmy’s grand feeling of fear. Once Peppa had fully emerged from the television, she stood up in front of Little Timmy, her eyes full of malevolence.
“HELLO! I’M PEPPA PIG!” said the terrifying Peppa. “WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND??”
Poor Little Timmy was terrified. He began to cry, and he ran off, screaming his mother’s name. Suddenly, Peppa waved her left hand, and dark tendrils emerged from it and wrapped around Little Timmy. Little Timmy’s body began to warp and change, turning him into a terrifying, abstract creature.
Little Timmy’s mother heard his screams, and came rushing into the room. “Timmy, what’s wrong?” she asked.
Just then, Peppa opened up her grotesque mouth, and a slimy black liquid came rushing out of it, splashing all over Little Timmy’s mother. The black liquid began to burn her skin, and Little Timmy’s mother melted into a goopy puddle of pulpy flesh.
Peppa, feeling victorious, let out the most terrifying, distorted laugh in the history of mankind, and poofed into a cloud of black smoke, ready to enslave her next victim.
== Chapter 2: The Horror ==
Well, the whole Peppa Pig event was made light of the media in just a few days. People made videos on theories about the demonic character, while others began to dub the character “Peppa.exe.” Soon, Nickelodeon executives got involved in the issue, and they claimed that the issue would be resolved within a few weeks, and people should abstain from watching the Peppa Pig show. After this announcement, the media calmed down, and everyone thought the issue was resolved. However, the issue was not resolved. Far from it, actually.
One night, a man named Bill, and his son, Trevor, were out on a fishing trip in the deep parts of the South Pacific ocean near Australia. As they ventured deeper and deeper into the ocean, they noticed that things were changing, both in the sea and the sky. Dark bluish-green clouds formed in the sky, and the water began to chop and thrash. 
Suddenly, a gigantic, fleshy green claw with sharp nails and elongated fingers popped out from under the sea. The massive claw startled Bill and Trevor, and they began having second thoughts about traveling this deep into the ocean. Then, out of the blue, a ton of tentacles, an amount too numerous to count, also popped up from out of the sea.
“Dad!” yelled Trevor. “I think Cthulhu is coming!”
“I think so too. We gotta get out of here!” replied Bill.
Bill took both paddles in each hand, and began to steer the small boat around. However, the ocean current was so strong, it turned the boat back into its previous position. Suddenly, two massive eyes appeared out of nowhere. But instead of being the menacing, yellow eyes of Cthulhu, they were the dark, bloodshot eyes of Peppa.exe.
“FRESH MEAT!!!” exclaimed Peppa.exe in her demonic voice.
“Oh no!” screamed Trevor. “It’s Peppa Cthulhu! Pepulhu!”
“That’s it! We’re getting the hell out of here!” yelled Bill.
Bill tried to steer the boat away again, but the ocean current had taken advantage of it. Suddenly, one of Peppa.exe’s Cthulhu tentacles shot forward, grabbing and lifting up the boat. Dark tendrils emerged from Peppa.exe’s eyes, wrapped around Bill and Trevor, and turned them into demonic, abstract minions.
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