Dairy Courtisan

==Overview==
Dairy Courtisan is a messenger of the Dairy Court.
==Detailed Biography==
The Dairy Courtisan is a messenger from the Dairy Court universe. He has an evil laugh and is very cagey about his real name. His message is simply that: "[The DJs] names are known to the nameless gods, and their business is unfinished." The DJs chalk this up to a spam call and hang up.
During "(Gold)membership Drive," Dairy Courtisan disguises himself as Austin Powers. He snuck into the studio to tell the DJs that he knows what they've done, and they are now summoned to the DJs to the Dairy Court.
The Dairy Courtisan summons the DJs weeks later during "Judge, Dairy, and Executioner" by providing them with lukewarm cartons of milk that they drink without question. He tries them for the following crimes:
#Limited perception
#Ignorance
#Dining and dashing
#Numerous cases of spreading inaccurate and anti-dairy propaganda
#Slander of Bluebonnet Ice Cream
While he later finds them guilty of all crimes, he defers to public defender Miss McCheese to determine sentencing.
==Appearances==
Return of the Calzoniverse Part 1
(Gold)membership Drive
Judge, Dairy, and Executioner