Pac-Penguin

Pac-Penguin is a fanfiction crossover written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover with Club Penguin and Pac-Man. It was released on April 2, 2020.
==Characters==
*Bambadee
*Pac-Man
*Rookie
*Gary
*Rory
*Aunt Arctic
*Jet Pack Guy
*Dot
*Herbert P. Bear
*Klutzy
*Blinky
*Clyde
*Pinky
*Inky
==Transcript==
(At the Dance Lounge of the Night Club, Gary is figuring out to plug in the machine of the red arcade machine with Rookie and Rory helping out)
*Gary: I wonder where does the plug goes?
*Rookie: It should be right here.
*Rory: What's the name of the game? I see no banner on the machine.
*Gary: We need to know. Right now, my glasses aren't seeing better when trying to plug in a cable.
*Rookie: *grab the plugger* Let me do it for you. *plug the arcade machine* Done.
*Gary: Rookie, i can do it myself. You can't keep track on helping others to plug electronics.
*Rookie: Come on my friend. The Bits and Bolts game was on for two years and this red machine still hasn't even turn on.
*Rory: The plug is in, but the screen is not turning out.
*Gary: There's no game inside.
*Rookie: It's not a console. It's a arcade cabinet.
*Gary: Let's get this machine fixed and try to turn it on if we can. *open the case of the arcade cabinet and try to get the machine going*
*Rookie: How the process?
*Gary: It's going well. Just a few more bits left.
*Rory: We used to figure out how to use the big magnet to lift up a wall back at the Gift Shop.
*Gary: Those are good times my friends.
*Rookie: Is it ready now?
*Gary: Done.
*Rookie: Alright. Now let's- *find out that the arcade machine is still not turn on* What the? The screen is still black.
*Rory: It's not even turn on. Gary, did you fix it correctly?
*Gary: Yes i did. But it's not turning on.
*Rookie: Maybe the coins are clogged into the bucket since too much penguins play it over a few years.
*Gary: It's forever broken my friends. I don't know what to say, but it age fast like milk.
*Rookie: This machine didn't aged too great. Maybe we need a cartridge to place in the machine.
*Rory: It's no console my friend. Arcades don't use cartridges to play games. It's not the 90s anymore. We play digitally nowadays.
*Gary: How about we switch the screens to another Thin Ice?
*Rory: No. It's just a piece of garbage. Everyone get tried of old games over and over like a radio playing the same songs all day. We need to text Aunt Arctic about this.
*Gary: After a long day of working, this one is a letdown to all of us.
*Rookie: At least i tried to help all of you. But no worries. Next time, i'm making a game on my own.
(A little-shaped camera copter is recording and spying on the penguins in the Dance Lounge. It turn out that Herbert P. Bear and Klutzy are controlling the camera in the mountain lab on the computer, still seeking revenge on the penguins.)
*Herbert: Silly little penguins. They will never go after my plans. I will be ready to rule their island after they destroyed my dream home Club Herbert last November. But this, they're not gonna know that i brought a camera to the Dance Club, am i right Klutzy?
*Klutzy: *click*
*Herbert: Get closer. I want to figure out what the penguins are saying.
(The camera is still spying on the penguins in the Dance Lounge)
*Gary: No game, no pain.
*Rookie: It's like 10 years old and hasn't even turn on.
*Rory: The TVs are still up there, but no one even turn them on anymore.
*Rookie: Hey look, a camera.
*Rory: Rookie, what is that toy doing in here?
*Rookie: I didn't bring it. It's not my idea to bring a gadget.
*Gary: Why it's spying on us?
*Rory: It could be a trap.
*Rookie: It must be a robot mosquito! *use a hammer and smash on the camera* Die mosquito, die!
(The camera broke as Herbert got furious over a broken camera of his)
*Herbert: No! My camera. How dare we failed our chance to shoot the penguins. No no no. I keep losing every time i deal with these funny annoying little penguins.
*Klutzy: *click*
*Herbert: This is a pain in the game. They're gonna pay for this! Not even for a yeti's cave. I'm going to teach those EPF losers a lesson when i get a chance to rule this island over the frozen weather.
*Klutzy: *click*
*Herbert: No matter what. Why can't i stand a chance on frying them on a pan! *slam the keyboard as the computer open up a new message* Huh? What is this? *open the message as a video shows in another world of a yellow circle pac chasing four ghosts on a grass maze* What is the meaning of this?
*Klutzy: *click*
*Herbert: Interesting. I have a new world to study. These ghosts will be my target on scaring the penguins off for the holiday season.
(Back at the Dance Lounge, the three penguins check on the broken camera on the floor)
*Rookie: Some hacker is trying to spy a trick on us. No offense, i broke one of their flying cameras.
*Gary: What is this anyways? It doesn't make sense to me.
*Rory: Look like some object that was meant to shoot on us.
*Rookie: We need to report it right now to the EPF. They can explain about this.
*Gary: What if Aunt Arctic and Jet Pack Guy were mad at us? We didn't even do anything.
*Rory: That's a lot of malarkey on this one.You know what? Let's go tell the EPF. Maybe one of your arch-nemesis is trying to pull a prank on you.
*Rookie: Herbert P. Bear. He's behind all of this trickery.
*Gary: Herbert brought a toy to spy on us? Jeez, i knew he was going to be the culprit on the case.
*Rookie: Aunt Arctic is not going to be happy when she finds out. Cause bad news is always bad news.
*Gary: There is only one problem about the camera itself. It was recording footage out of our lives.
*Rory: Silly bear. He's no better.
(Back at the mountain lab, Herbert was watching videos of the other world's history with a yellow pac eating all the ghosts from a maze, a yellow pac screaming after his house being robbed and ruined by his 20th birthday and the people of the Pac-Town raising the pac hero up for saving the world.)
*Herbert: According to sources. This yellow Pacster name is Pac-Man. Those four colorful ghosts has been chasing him for over 33 years. I need to speak to those ghosts to work with me and take down all the penguins on this cold little island. Klutzy, get the portal ready. We're going in another world.
*Klutzy: *open a portal to another world*
*Herbert: Let's make eye contract with the scary color ghosts.
(In another world at the ghost house, four color ghosts are in the living room, sitting on the sofa as one is about to prepare the popcorn on the microwave to watch a movie)
*Blinky: Inky, get the popcorn ready. We're about to watch a movie.
*Inky: I'm on it. *put the popcorn on the microwave and press the button to heat the popcorn*
*Clyde: Stay away from the microwave or you'll burn yourself.
*Blinky: Sorry about that.
*Pinky: Ooh, what kind of zombie is that?
*Blinky: Scary movies. It's always the same script all over again.
*Inky: He got a shotgun!
*Blinky: Boom! He shot the zombie out.
*Pinky: He does look a lot like Pac-Man.
*Blinky: Don't even mention his name. Every time we go blue, he always eat us like blueberries and we get our eyes left out into the surface.
*Inky: But i am blue.
*Blinky: I'm not talking to you!
*Inky: Sorry.
(A portal open up in front of the TV)
*Blinky: What the? Who left their 3D glasses on?
*Clyde: That's not a 3D screen. That's a wormhole opening up on the TV.
(Herbert P. Bear and Klutzy arrives as the portal closes)
*Pinky: A predator! It came right out of the TV!
*Herbert: *evil laugh* Strange little ghosts. Well then, allow me to formally introduce myself... I am Herbert P. Bear, Esquire... Formerly of the Article Circle......and now a prisoner of the frozen snow-ridden landscape you call home.
*Blinky: Herbert P. Bear, Esquire then.
*Herbert: Or short as Herbert if you like to call it.
*Inky: What do you want from us?
*Herbert: My friends, i have a job for all of you.
*Blinky: Yay, finally we got our chance to trick on people.
*Herbert: I want you all to come into my world and when the sun goes down into night, we scare all the penguins and kick them out of the island. Once we do that, we'll find that old Sensei guy at the Dojo and make him sleepwalk before we fall into the lava. Then the whole island will be ours.
*Pinky: You want us to scare all the penguins?
*Clyde: How rude of you. I thought you were friends with the penguins.
*Herbert: The penguins hate me back then. I need some revenge.
*Blinky: Ooh, do you know that if you grab the power pellet, all of the penguins will become blue, just like us.
*Herbert: What is a power pellet?
*Pinky: It's that special power that Pac-Man always use to make us turn blue and eat us all for dinner.
*Herbert: What's a Pac-Man.
*Inky: It's the name of the circular-shaped hero that always chase us to death.
*Blinky: After we destroy Pac-Town, we will go after your world to scare the penguins off. Is that a deal?
*Herbert: Yes. I swear.
*Blinky: Deal or no deal.
*Herbert: Deal.
*Pinky: Pinky promise?
*Herbert: Yes! Don't ask me anymore questions and we'll go after that Pac-Man hero in the stinky town.
*Inky: *hear the popcorn ready on the microwave* Ooh, our popcorn.
*Herbert: Did someone prepare snack on the microwave?
*Blinky: *turn off the TV* We'll bring our snack during the quest.
*Herbert: Let's go my friends. We got a lesson to deal with that Pac-Man hero.
(Back at Club Penguin Island in the EPF Command Room, Rory, Gary and Rookie arrives with the broken camera and place it on the table with Aunt Arctic and Jet Pack Guy sitting)
*Aunt Arctic: How the arcade for you?
*Gary: Did not work as expected. Did we found this at the top of the Dance Club.
*Rookie: Someone was spying on us with one of the cameras.
*Jet Pack Guy: Gary, analyze this toy.
*Gary: *use the device to analyze on the broken camera* According to this device, this camera copter is responsible for spying on people and said to be created by Herbert P. Bear.
*Rookie: I knew Herbert was behind all of this.
*Aunt Arctic: I can't believe it. Herbert is up to his tricks again as always.
*Jet Pack Guy: We need to recruit one of our agents to track down the bear.
*Rory: We're also going to need a volunteer to join with us. Maybe the person will track down Herbert for trying to mess with us.
*Gary: Does it has a bomb inside?
*Rookie: No. No bullets or little bomb is effected by this toy.
*Aunt Arctic: Dot, i want you to go find the stowaway and bring him to the room.
*Dot: I will Arctic. I'm on the job.
*Jet Pack Guy: Use this ninja disguise to play a trick on the blue penguin. In case he finds out, you let us know.
*Dot: I'm on duty.
*Aunt Arctic: Good luck.
*Dot: *use her EPF phone to teleport*
*Rookie: Sweet young lady.
*Jet Pack Guy: What are you looking at? Get back to work.
*Rookie: Oh, right. Now we got real work to do.
*Rory: Keep this broken camera just in case it get stolen by Herbert's pet crab.
*Aunt Arctic: It's my pleasure to do it.
*Gary: Time to get back on studying technology.
(At Pac-Town, we see a bunch of Pac-people walking. Some of them are painting their homes, some of them are gardening and some of walking around the town. A hero in yellow come back with a bunch of groceries on a bag.)
*Pac-Man: Honey, i'm home.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Welcome back. You got a bunch of groceries, didn't you?
*Pac-Man: It's just food. *place the bag on the counter and pick up the food* I got eggs, cereal, milk, a pack of apples, dog and cat food and a bunch of corn on the cob.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Today is your lucky day.
*Pac-Man: Lucky as it should be.
*Ms. Pac-Man: What are you going to do now?
*Pac-Man: Just chill out like a pizza.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Make sure you clean up the bathroom and wash your hands.
*Pac-Man: I will.
*Ms. Pac-Man: That's my boy.
(The song "Pac-Man Fever" by Buckner & Garcia plays as Pac-Man walk outside to say hello to the neighbors in their homes)
*Pac-Man: Hi guys.
*Pac-Person #1: Hi Pac-Man.
*Pac-Person #2: What's up?
*Pac-Man: Looking healthy.
*Pac-Person #3: *mowing the grass* Pac-on.
*Pac-Man:: Another day. Another life.
*Professor Pac: Ho ho ho. Pac-Man.
*Pac-Man: Hello Professor Pac-Man. How are you doing?
*Professor Pac: What a day for me. What a wonderful village and town we got.
*Pac-Man: This is a nice place to live.
*Professor Pac: Studying hard, teaching students about the real-world and giving out laptops to study and work on assignments.
*Pac-Man: I'm going to enjoy my daily life.
*Professor Pac: Have fun. Don't eat all the cookies on the jar.
*Pac-Man: I will.
(Pac-Man read a newspaper in his sofa on the house as he do some push ups in the bedroom)
*Pac-Man: One...two....three.....four...five. *crash* Hot sauce.
(Pac-Man drink a lot of water as he drink some grape soda and burp as Ms. Pac-Man drop the napkins on the floor)
*Ms. Pac-Man: Son!
*Pac-Man: Sorry.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Don't do that in front of the people.
*Pac-Man: Where are the people? Are they people to you?
*Ms. Pac-Man: They're napkins.
*Pac-Man: Oh. I'm a dum dum.
(Pac-Man Jr. throw the darts on the target in his room)
*Pac-Man Jr.: Jackpot!
(Baby Pac-Man draw a picture of Pac-Man and the family with her talented art skills on the paper)
*Baby Pac-Man: I nailed them good. I want to be a artist when i grow up.
(Pac-Man run into the treadmill in the gym room)
*Pac-Man: *huff and puff*
(Pac-Man also lift some weights like a strong man)
*Pac-Man: Show your moves. Huff.
(Ms. Pac-Man use a watering can to pour the water to the plants as Pac-Man show up with the books)
*Pac-Man: I got the books.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Geography. You're a fan of those, right?
*Pac-Man: Always studying for the world.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Keep in touch with your studies.
*Pac-Man: Just like a man always does.
*Ms. Pac-Man: I gotta get to my duties.
(Pac-Man read every single book from page to page on the sofa)
*Pac-Man: Ah. I need a drink of water.
(Professor Pac set up his book collection in his room)
*Professor Pac: All clear. That's what my book collection always wanted to be.
(Pac-Man drink a bottle of water on the sofa)
*Pac-Man: This is the life. Ah. I had the best day out of any day of the week. Now i need to chill.
(The background song end as we are now back in Club Penguin Island at Bambadee's igloo. Bambadee grab a cup of coffee and sir it on a cup and sit it)
*Bambadee: Ah. What a day for me. I'm going to sit back and relax. *sit and relax on the sofa* This is the morning life. In CPI. That's what i'm talking about.
*???: *knock*
*Bambadee: Who could it be? *walk and open the door* Hello?
*???: *capture Bambadee on a bag*
*Bambadee: Oof!
(On a empty room, Bambadee wake up, tied up on a chair with tape)
*Bambadee: Hello? Is anyone here? I have been captured. How will i get out of this thing?
*Dot: Bambadee.
*Bambadee: Ah! Dot, what are you doing here? How did you get into my house?
*Dot: I'm going to teach you a very serious lesson.
*Bambadee: What did i do wrong? I'm not a bad person. The only bad person you're referring to is Herbert P. Bear.
*Dot: Just kidding. I'm here to recruit you.
*Bambadee: Recruit? Where i am? Is this the gadget room?
*Dot: You're in the storage room of the EPF Command Room. Guys, it's all clear.
(Three penguins come out of their blankets, revealing to be Aunt Arctic, Jet Pack Guy and Rookie)
*Rookie: You finally made it.
*Aunt Arctic: Hello there Bambadee. The future hero of the island, what do you got from us?
*Bambadee: I'm tied up in some old chair. Can you get me out of this seat?
*Jet Pack Guy: We need to warn you about this broken camera spying on us. *show the broken camera to Bambadee*
*Bambadee: Ooh. Who could be the stock of this culprit?
*Rookie: That must be Herbert P. Bear.
*Dot: Oh really? How do you know?
*Rookie: You know what happen. Me, Gary and Rory were testing out this arcade game to start up, but the camera we saw was one of Herbert's inventions.
*Bambadee: So we all have to travel to find Herbert's secret lair?
*Jet Pack Guy: He has a secret mountain lab where he planned his Cream Soda Sticky Bomb of Doom. But failed to spread the curse all of the island which failed. I'm dispatching you and Dot to go track down Herbert for his silly schemes.
*Bambadee: So me and Dot are going to find that Herbert and take him down for real.
*Aunt Arctic: We're counting on you. Think you can beat Herbert for us?
*Bambadee: Yes i am. The good side is on me.
*Jet Pack Guy: Dot, release him.
*Dot: Yes Jet. *cut the tape to release Bambadee*
*Bambadee: How do i look?
*Rookie: You look the same like always.
*Bambadee: Except for this rainbow bracelet.
*Dot: I have his location at my phone.
*Bambadee: Oh good. Once we teleport, we don't have to take a bus to get there.
*Rookie: Wish the best of luck to save the island.
*Dot: I keep in contact.
*Bambadee: Time to go beat that Herbert up.
*Dot: *use her EPF phone to warp to Herbert's Mountain Lab with Bambadee*
*Aunt Arctic: Does anyone want some chips and soda on break?
(Bambadee and Dot arrives at Herbert's Mountain Lab from teleporting)
*Bambadee: Sweet mother of golden coin, we're here.
*Dot: That must be it.
*Bambadee: He has those cruel signs to keep the penguins out.
*Dot: He really hate penguins. I don't know why he's here in the first place.
*Bambadee: We're in a break in. *break the door* Herbert, come out whatever you are. You spy on the EPF today.
*Dot: Where is he?
(Herbert was absent from his mountain lab as the penguins search around for him everywhere)
*Bambadee: Look at his blueprints. His plans are a failure.
*Dot: He never succeed. Look at this messed up coffee machine. He used evil to prepare his coffee?
*Bambadee: Hot like a chili pepper. Look at this puffle bed. All clogged and tear up.
*Dot: That must be where his pet crab sleeps in.
*Bambadee: This place is dirty as dust. I don't know why we're here in the first place.
*Dot: What does his computer say?
*Bambadee: Is he trying to blow up a universe with his own laser power?
*Dot: He's out of the world already. I think he's in another dimension.
*Bambadee: Pac-Town? Pac-Village?
*Dot: He's in Pac-World. That must be the universe where the round-balls live.
*Bambadee: They're all suppose to look at that. We need to warn the hero about Herbert's heading to the town. We already deal the problem once with the real penguins in Antarctica.
*Dot: Then how about we go find that Pac-Hero we're looking for.
*Bambadee: I'm ready.
*Dot: *open the portal up to Pac-Town* We're going in the universe.
*Bambadee: Safe travels.
*Dot: Are you really flying a plane?
*Bambadee: No. If we were, then we wouldn't have caught on a flight investigation.
*Dot: Hop on.
*Bambadee: Yahoo!
(Bambadee and Dot warp to Pac-Town as they crash into the backyard of the house. Pac-Man hear the noise from the backyard in his room.)
*Pac-Man: Aw shucks. The ghosts are here.
*Ms. Pac-Man: What's wrong?
*Pac-Man: The ghosts suddenly sneak into the house. I can deal with them.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Do you need a power pellet or something to scare them off?
*Pac-Man: No, i'm good. I can handle them myself.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Don't get caught or else you get spook.
*Pac-Man: No problem. I'm on my own.
(Bambadee and Dot get up from a crash fall in the backyard)
*Bambadee: Gosh, what a crash landing.
*Dot: This is where we crashed? Think again.
*Bambadee: But we just got here. What's the point of being in someone's property.
*Dot: I don't get it. We shouldn't have landed over to that tree in the top.
*Pac-Man: Alright ghosts, i- Uh......
*Bambadee: Um........peep?
*Pac-Man: Ah!
*Bambadee: Ah!
*Pac-Man: *throw a rock at Bambadee*
*Bambadee: Ooh.
*Dot: Okay, i got you now!
*Pac-Man: *throw a rock at Dot*
*Dot: *slip on the grass*
*Pac-Man: Those aren't ghosts. What are those? *use a stick to get Bambadee up* Wake up you little fat pigeon.
*Bambadee: *get up dizzy* Hello? Is this the pizza place to get my meatball pizza?
*Pac-Man: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a ghost.
*Bambadee: Huh? What are you?
*Pac-Man: I'm Pac-Man. I'm a Pac-person like everyone else.
*Bambadee: I'm Bambadee. I used to be a stowaway that sail to the seven seas with Captain Rockhopper and design clothes for everyone at Club Penguin Island.
*Pac-Man: I didn't know you have a club full of penguins.
*Bambadee: It's the name of the island silly.
*Dot: *get up* Are you the Pac-Hero?
*Pac-Man: Yes i am. I save Pac-Town so many times from the ghosts chasing me.
*Bambadee: Ah ha. I knew you were going to be the Pac-Hero. Pac-Man, we have to warn you about Herbert P. Bear.
*Pac-Man: Herbert pee on the bears' cave?
*Bambadee: Ha! That's a fat joke. We're talking about Herbert P. Bear, our arch-nemesis.
*Dot: There's no time to make jokes like that. Listen, our island has been under attack for many years and we need a hero who can help defeat Herbert. You're the only one who can help on stopping him. I know he's in your world.
*Pac-Man: He's in my world? What did he do wrong?
*Bambadee: He has done naughty things like tearing down the Ski Lodge which never happen, taking the gear out of the Club Penguin Time Zone's clock, causing an underground earthquake and using some sort of popcorn bag to blow up the Sport Shop which is the most talked tragedy of all time.
*Pac-Man: Is he a bad person?
*Dot: He is. We believe in you. We can stop him for real. And we need your help.
*Pac-Man: What if he team up with the ghosts?
*Bambadee: There's no ghosts silly. It's not even Halloween anymore.
*Pac-Man: My world has a bad habit of ghosts flying everywhere and chasing people around the blocks.
*Bambadee: Then you are in the right place.
*Pac-Man: I'm here. This is my home. You pigeons need to go back where you came back. I don't know why you're here to stalk me.
*Dot: Pigeons? We're penguins.
*Pac-Man: Penguins? I didn't know there's a blue and purple penguin teaming up together.
*Dot: By the way, i'm Dot.
*Pac-Man: My eyes are dots too.
*Dot: It's a name. Are you missing out on your favorite cheese pizza?
*Pac-Man: Pizza. I can't stop dreaming about having my favorite dinner of the day.
*Bambadee: I hate repeats.
(Herbert and the ghosts head over to the tree to spy on Bambadee, Dot and Pac-Man)
*Herbert: There he is. I finally found him.
*Blinky: Alright. Way a go polar bear. I knew the Pacster would be around this area.
*Pinky: He has two birds at the backyard. Didn't Pac-Man brought in pets for the village?
*Herbert: No! It cannot be.
*Inky: What? You got a seizure?
*Herbert: That can't be it. The penguins from my world are there.
*Clyde: What's wrong with that?
*Herbert: Grrrr. Stupid EPF agents. I'll get you for this.
*Blinky: Hold on. You said that you're from a penguin island. The penguin island is in our world, and your world too.
*Herbert: I'm from another world, idiot. *use a blaster to shoot at the flower*
(Bambadee hear the sound of a shot flower on the garden)
*Bambadee: I hear a shot.
*Dot: What is it?
*Bambadee: *saw Herbert on the tree* Herbert!
*Pac-Man: They found us! Run!
*Bambadee: Run away?
*Pac-Man: Go inside!
*Dot: We're being robbed!
*Herbert: *shoot everywhere to let the group escape*
*Blinky: They got away.
*Herbert: I'll teach those penguins and Pac-Man a lesson.
*Inky: You gotta come with us. You can't go off on your own.
*Herbert: What? Fine. Follow me. Especially you Klutzy.
*Klutzy: *click*
(Pac-Man, Bambadee and Dot rush to the house inside, shocking Ms. Pac-Man and the kids)
*Ms. Pac-Man: What is going on? Who are the strangers?
*Pac-Man: We got no time to explain. We have to hide now.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Hide what? Play hide and seek?
*Pac-Man: Go hide in the bedroom. Bring in the pets.
*Pac-Man Jr.: Come on Chomp-Chomp.
*Baby Pac-Man: Sour Puss, over here.
*Bambadee: What are we doing?
*Dot: Go to the bedroom to hide.
*Bambadee: Right in.
*Pac-Man: I forgot to lock the door. *lock the door* Perfect.
(Bambadee and Pac-Man's group hide in the parents' room as they close the door)
*Bambadee: You have a nice house.
*Pac-Man: Be quiet. He's gonna hear us.
*Bambadee: We're inside of the room. He won't hear us when he see us.
*Dot: Herbert is behind the ghosts. I knew it was going to happen all along.
*Ms. Pac-Man: My group, go hide in the closet.
(Herbert is trying to open up the door of Pac-Man's house)
*Herbert: It's locked. I need a key to get inside.
*Blinky: But you don't live here.
*Herbert: The door was open when they rushed in the house.
*Pinky: Just knock like a normal person.
*Herbert: They won't hear me. They hate me inside. Just sneak inside and open the door for me, please?
*Blinky: Fine. You're being greedy lately. *go inside of the house and open the door for Herbert*
*Herbert: Thank you. I was about to break the door into pieces.
*Blinky: Told you, we're ghosts.
*Herbert: I knew the penguins are inside.
(Herbert sneak inside of the house to look for the penguins as the ghosts look everywhere for Pac-Man)
*Blinky: He's not on the sofa.
*Pinky: Not on the plants.
*Inky: Not on the fridge.
*Clyde: And not on the sink.
*Herbert: Just think better and look for him all over the house.
*Blinky: *open Pac-Man Jr.'s room to check everywhere* What a small room.
*Pinky: *open Baby Pac-Man's room* Where did the Pacster go?
*Clyde: He's not at the bathroom.
*Herbert: I'll better check in the last room. *open Pac-Man's room*
(The heroes are in the closet as they hear Herbert's footsteps in the room)
*Bambadee: *whisper* He's here.
*Dot: What are we gonna do?
*Pac-Man: Don't say a word out of your beaks.
*Herbert: I know you're in there. *check the chair* Nope. Where could that Pac-Man be?
*Blinky: He's not around here. I thought we got into the right house.
*Herbert: This is the right house. We just got here.
*Blinky: I see pictures of Pac-Man all over the wall. We're in the right house, bear.
*Herbert: I agree. Maybe he's hiding on the closet.
(Inside of the closet where the heroes are hiding)
*Bambadee: Pac-Man, what can we do?
*Pac-Man: Roll.
*Bambadee: What?
*Pac-Man: I will roll the ball to distract the bad guy.
*Dot: What were you thinking?
*Pac-Man: *open the closet and roll the ball to hit the wall*
*Herbert: Huh? What was that?
*Pac-Man: *roll and bump on Blinky*
*Blinky: Ouch. He hit me.
*Herbert: There you are! I found you.
*Pac-Man: Alright theft, leave the house or else.
*Herbert: *shoot everywhere*
*Pac-Man: Run run! He's going to shoot at all of you.
(The heroes crawl from getting shot by Herbert's ray gun as Pac-Man fight against Herbert)
*Herbert: You son of a-
*Pac-Man: *punch Herbert*
*Blinky: Ghosts, get him.
*Pinky: *slap Pac-Man*
*Pac-Man: *punch Pinky*
*Clyde: Here come the zoom! *punch Pac-Man*
*Pac-Man: Ow.
*Inky: Ha ha ha ha ha.
*Klutzy: *claw on Pac-Man's feet*
*Pac-Man: Yaow! *slip down*
*Herbert: He he he. Any last words before i blow up the penguin's island?
*Pac-Man: You're not going to find the penguin's island. You won't find it anywhere around the world.
*Herbert: You don't lie to me like that.
*Bambadee: *gasps when Pac-Man is about to get shot* Herbert, no!
*Dot: Bambadee, wait!
*Bambadee: *grab Herbert by making him shoot in the ceiling*
(The ceiling booms, shocking all the Pac-people in the village)
*Professor Pac: What is going on in Pac-Man's house. I better check it out myself before someone get hurt.
(Bambadee comfort Herbert from the battle at Pac-Man's bedroom)
*Bambadee: You can't destroy their world like that.
*Herbert: Say hello to my new friends.
*Pac-Man: *get up and push Herbert*
*Herbert: Ouch. What did you do that for?
*Pac-Man: This is my home, not yours.
*Bambadee: Pick on somebody your own size.
*Blinky: That does it. Now a real fight occurs.
*Bambadee: Well Pac, it's you and me.
*Pac-Man: The fight begins now. Ms. Pac-Man, go evacuate the kids outside.
*Ms. Pac-Man: I'm on it.
*Dot: I'll be willing to help out.
*Bambadee: Now let's brawl.
(The background song "Join the Pac" by KEN ISHII as Bambadee and Pac-Man fight the ghosts and Herbert P. Bear)
*Bambadee: *slap Blinky*
*Pac-Man: *knock Inky*
*Pinky: *tickle Bambadee*
*Bambadee: Ha ha ha ha ha. Make it stop.
*Pinky: *push Bambadee*
*Bambadee: Oof.
*Pac-Man: *spin kick on Clyde*
*Clyde: Stupid.
*Herbert: Ahhh!
*Pac-Man: *dodge the claw attack*
*Herbert: *hit on the wall* Ow. That stinks.
*Pac-Man: *grab Herbert*
*Herbert: Let go of me.
*Pac-Man: I'm throwing you away.
*Herbert: Get off me you big ball of cheese.
*Bambadee: *slap Pinky and punch Blinky*
*Blinky: My nose!
*Pinky: You don't have a nose Blinky.
*Blinky: I don't even have one. My face!
*Pac-Man: *tries to grab Herbert* You're so fluffy like a shaggy dog.
*Herbert: *scratch Pac-Man* I said let go of me!
*Pac-Man: Ugh. Ugaah. My head!
*Herbert: Klutzy, let's cut him.
*Klutzy: *walk to Pac-Man*
(Ms. Pac-Man and the gang are about to leave as Professor Pac show up at the door)
*Ms. Pac-Man: Professor Pac-Man? What are you doing at the door?
*Professor Pac: What is going on? Is there something burning at the kitchen. Did i just smell chicken strips?
*Dot: The house isn't on fire. We're about to leave right now.
*Ms. Pac-Man: The ghosts are in the house.
*Professor Pac: Ghosts!? I knew there would be ghosts inside. I'm coming to check what's going on.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Professor, no.
*Dot: Don't you dare go in there.
(Herbert grab Pac-Man on the hands as Klutzy is about to give Pac-Man a cut of his legs)
*Herbert: Klutzy, choose a leg to cut so we can build a weapon to glitch the penguin's island up.
*Bambadee: *grab Klutzy* Got you.
*Herbert: Hey, i didn't ask you to hold Klutzy.
*Pac-Man: *kick Herbert on the belly*
*Herbert: Ooh, you got me.
*Pac-Man: *slam Herbert on the floor* This is how you don't mess with the Pac.
*Bambadee: Way a go Pac-Boy. Easy to slam that polar bear down.
*Klutzy: *tries to use his claws to cut Bambadee*
*Bambadee: Whoa. Easy there. We're not gonna bite you.
*Professor Pac: *arrive in the room* It's an emergency. I have come to rescue you.
*Herbert: Ghosts, take the gun.
*Blinky: *grab the gun and shoot at Bambadee*
*Bambadee: *get shot as Klutzy fall on him*
*Professor Pac: No!
*Pac-Man: Bambadee.
*Herbert: Ha ha ha ha ha. One down, the rest to go.
*Pac-Man: You can't figure out how many people are in this town you son of a fur.
*Herbert: Keep your hate words to yourself, furbrain. I got a lesson to catch on.
*Professor Pac: You ain't leaving until you clean up the mess you made in the house.
*Herbert: I will never reform my ways on being a bad guy. Bad guys always win! *shoot Professor Pac*
*Pac-Man: Professor, no! *block the professor and get shot by Herbert's ray gun*
(Pac-Man crash to the floor from being shot and the background song end)
*Ghosts: Ooh.
*Herbert: Good. Now let's- Wait a minute, i shot the wrong one.
*Professor Pac: *jump and punch Herbert* You big bonker, you shot my student.
*Herbert: I didn't know you were his student.
*Professor Pac: I met him all the way back in high school! *grab Herbert's ray gun and slam it against the floor*
*Herbert: No! Why did you do that?
*Professor Pac: You won't be using it to shoot on everyone anymore.
*Dot: *show up with Ms. Pac-Man's gang* Oh my gosh, what did you do?
*Herbert: You can't beat me. *push Professor Pac*
*Professor Pac: Ow.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Are you okay?
*Professor Pac: There is no chance on winning. We tried our best to stop them.
*Pac-Man Jr.: *finds out and use a power pellet on Bambadee*
*Bambadee: *float and glows to form into a Pac-Man-like rock form*
*Dot: Whoa, how did you bring him back to life?
*Pac-Man Jr.: I know how to use the power pellet on anyone.
*Bambadee: Wocka wocka.
*Blinky: Huh?
*Bambadee: Wocka!
*Inky: It's the big Pac-Rock! Let's run!
*Herbert: *break the wall to a circle* This way!
*Blinky: Ah!
*Bambadee: *chase the ghosts, Herbert and Klutzy from running away*
*Professor Pac: That's how you don't mess with the Pac.
(Bambadee is still chasing the ghosts, Herbert and Klutzy on the grass field as the Pac-people are cheering)
*Herbert: You can't never catch me. You leave me alone!
*Blinky: We're all gonna be eaten by this big beast.
*Pinky: No matter where it came from, we're screwed.
*Klutzy: *scared while running*
*Clyde: We're all gonna get crushed.
*Inky: It's the end!
*Bambadee: *eat the bad guys as the bad guys are crushed to the ground with Bambadee reforming back to his original form*
*Herbert: Ow. I am in pain.
*Blinky: What a waste of time.
*Bambadee: *hold a rock and hit it on Herbert*
*Herbert: Ouch. How dare you crushed us?
*Bambadee: This isn't over. Dot, you know the drill.
(Dot hold a power pellet and throw it to Pac-Man as he turned into a form similar to his 8-bit form and chase the ghosts from becoming blue)
*Blinky: What happen?
*Pinky: Why are we blue?
*Inky: The real Pac is coming!
*Clyde: Let's make a move out of here!
*Blinky: Run!
*Herbert: Oh no, not again!
*Pac-Man: *chase the ghosts*
*Blinky: You can't never eat us!
*Inky: I wanna live!
*Pac-Man: *eat the ghosts*
*Bambadee: Jackpot!
*Pac-Man: *reform back to his original form*
*Herbert: What? They're gone? That's it.
*Bambadee: *punch Herbert to his defeat*
*Herbert: And that's why i can't win a coin out of a dollar. *collapses*
*Professor Pac: The course is all clear my friends.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Professor Pac: It been a long day for the town, everyone back to your businesses..
*Dot: We finally got him.
*Bambadee: *hold Klutzy* This crab isn't easy to catch a cold.
*Dot: *call Aunt Arctic* Aunt Arctic, we finally defeated Herbert*
*Aunt Arctic: *on speaker* Alright. We'll be there to meet you up at the mountain lab.
*Dot: No. He was in another world and we defeated him there.
*Aunt Arctic: *on speaker* Then we should catch you up on the other world.
*Pac-Man: That Herbert guy is no good.
*Bambadee: He's a pain in the neck to me. He's never good at all in his life.
*Pac-Man: Things are about to wrap up.
(The portal opens as Aunt Arctic and Jet Pack Guy shows up)
*Bambadee: Hey.
*Jet Pack Guy: Mission cleared you guys.
*Bambadee: Thank you very much.
*Aunt Arctic: You must be Pac-Man.
*Pac-Man: Oh, yes i am. Chasing dots and eating ghosts. That's what i do.
*Jet Pack Guy: I have been hearing about you lately since you joined the Smash Tourament.
*Pac-Man: Fighters all around the multiverse get to join together and settle in smash.
*Aunt Arctic: You're good in shape.
*Pac-Man: What are you guys suppose to be? Secret agents?
*Aunt Arctic: You said it. We're the Elite Penguin Force. Also known as the EPF for short.
*Bambadee: Take this Herbert back to where he came from.
*Jet Pack Guy: You got it. *use the portal device to open the portal to Herbert's Mountain Lab*
*Bambadee: You're good to go. *place Klutzy in the portal*
*Dot: *hold Herbert* He is going back to the dump where he belongs. *throw Herbert in the portal*
*Professor Pac: It been a fascinating day for everyone. Thank you all for stopping by.
*Aunt Arctic: You're very welcome.
*Bambadee: We gotta go.
*Ms. Pac-Man: Thanks for your help.
*Pac-Man: When will you come back?
*Bambadee: See you soon.
*Dot: Let's roll.
(The penguins jump to the portal as the portals closes)
*Baby Pac-Man: Now since the penguins are gone. What are we doing?
*Pac-Man: Fix up all the damage caused by the ghosts.
*Professor Pac: I'll be happy to help along and clean up with you guys.
(At the EPF Command Room, the agents cheer for Bambadee and Dot as Aunt Arctic and Jet Pack Guy open a box of pizza for them to celebrate)
*Bambadee: Lucky extra cheese pizza coming up.
*Dot: We got a party to serve.
(The agents eat the penguins as they talk, laugh and drink with cream soda on their plastic cups)
*Aunt Arctic: Thank you Bambadee for helping us defeat Herbert.
*Bambadee: You're quite welcome.
*Rory: It been a glory moment for everyone. I gotta go repair the coffee maker tonight when the Coffee Shop closes.
*Gary: Making potions is a lot of work to do.
*Rookie: I got some glasses to replace, with new ones.
*Jet Pack Guy: Do you wear these glasses all the time?
*Rookie: No. But sometimes.
*Bambadee: So Dot, what was this Pac-Man guy like?
*Dot: He is like that big ball of cheese with gloves and feet and have a cartoon look on his face.
*Bambadee: I like this guy. I act like him from crushing up the ghosts, the crab and the polar bear.
*Dot: As long Herbert strike back again, we'll be calling you for emergencies anytime.
*Bambadee: Anytime you wish.
*Aunt Arctic: An agent's work is never done.
*Jet Pack Guy: More like an agent's work is always done.
*Aunt Arctic: Jet.
*Jet Pack Guy: I was just trying to be like you.
*Aunt Arctic: You're always my main assistant on the block.
*Jet Pack Guy: Just like what the manager said.
(Back at Herbert's Mountain Lab, Herbert is sitting on his chair after all the chaos he caused in Pac-Town. Klutzy give Herbert a cup of water to drink, but cut it with his claws.)
*Herbert: I can't take it anymore. Why do i keep on losing?
*Klutzy: *click*
*Herbert: I need a new plan. To get my revenge on the penguins. How about i plan to steal the penguins' puffles this time, eh?
*Klutzy: *click*
*Herbert: I got something for you.
(Herbert started to invent a new hat on the table and sketch out his plan to sabotage the boiler on paper)
*Herbert: This is what i call a Brain Box. It was based out of Gary's failed Puffle Transmogrifier invention. The purpose of this invention was to mind control the wearer, in this case, puffles. The puffles will be the only target to get brainwashed when they wear these hats on. Am i right Klutzy?
*Klutzy: *click*
*Herbert: I will be invading the island soon again. With these special hats! *evil laughs*
THE END
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