Piness

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Piness is a clone of Pingas. It is more powerful, and has the ability to make the person perform World Domination and BOOM!. 
Piness was created by RobotnikClause when he got defeated by Dr. Robotnik's pingas OVER 9000 times, so he got really pissed off. When Robotnik suddenly destroyed all his blueprints in 1995, RobotnikClause had a massive party and invited all of the residents of Pingas Street and killed Robotnik 50 times, but he respawned nevertheless because of his pingas.
One day, he ripped off his pingas and duplicated it and called it Piness. He filled his pines full of Giygas' Kolk and other stuff. It looked liked a sonic screwdriver and tried it in the Aperture Science Lab, Glados DIEd and many other test subjects died too. It was so indestructible he destroyed the lab and got free cake out of it.
These days, his Piness is hiding somewhere, but Fake Robotnik cloned it again and called it Piendish. It looked like a hybrid of a Pingas, a rockit herb and a brockley. It was the stupidest pingas of all time until it was stolen multiple times.
RobotnikClause was killed by PENGAS, prompting Robotnik to steal Piness and combine it with Pingas to create PENGASPIN.
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