Annoying Orange: Kitchen-Mon/Transcript

Grapefruit: For the last time, I am not a grape.
Orange: But your name is Grape--
Grapefruit: My name is Grapefruit.
Orange: Grapes are fruits, though. So you're a grape! (laughs)
Grapefruit: Am not!
Orange: Am too!
Grapefruit: Am not!
Orange: Am-- Whoa! What are you?
Poke Ball: I'm a Pokemon ball.
Orange: Whoa! Is that a type of grape?
Poke Ball: Not even close.
Orange: You poke grapes? Is that why they call you Pokemon? (laughs)
Poke Ball: I don't even have a finger to poke with, and my relation to grapes is basically nil.
Orange: Hey, I like that word! Nil, nil, nil, nil, nil...
Poke Ball: Is he always this annoying? 
Orange: Nil, Nil, NUNUNUNIL!
Grapefruit: Pal, you don't know the half of it. 
Orange: Hey, hey Mon, hey, Hey Mon! 
Poke Ball: It's POKemon! Not Mon!
Orange: Mon! Hey, hey Mon, hey!
Poke Ball: What!?
Orange: Knife!
(Knife appears.)
Poke Ball: Oh no. This isn't gonna end well.
(Knife cracks open Poke Ball, turning the kitchen into an anime version of itself.)
Grapefruit and Orange: WHOA!
(title card)
Orange: Well, looky what we have "hair"! (laughs)
Grapefruit: Wow, check it out! I "abs"oluteley could get used to this. (chuckles)
Orange: You look more then a grape then ever! You have 6 of them on your stomach! (laughs)
Grapefruit: You know what? If you're not gonna stop calling me a grape, I'll make you stop calling me a grape! Midget Apple, I CHOOSE YOU!
Midget Apple: That's Little Apple!
Orange: A full-on Kitchen-mon battle? Don't you think that's a tiny overreaction, Grape? (laughs)
(Grapefruit and Midget Apple growling)
Orange: Pear, I choose you!
Pear: Oh, come on, I was in the middle of reading. 
Grapefruit: Midget Apple, use your mini-boom!
Midget Apple: Mini-BOOM!!
Pear: Cool. Can I get back to my book now?
Orange: Pear, stop being such a bookworm and use your bookworm! (laughs) 
Pear: Uhh, fine. BOOKWORM!!!! 
(Yoshi Bookworm appears.)
(Midget Apple screaming)
Yoshi Bookworm: Hey, I want a meal, not a snack! (snickers) 
Midget Apple: OK, that's just rude.
Grapefruit: So it's gonna be like this, is it? Grandpa Lemon, I CHOOSE YOU!
Grandpa Lemon: Wha-wha, where am I?
Grapefruit: Use your sleep wave.
Grandpa Lemon: That's what I do best: Sleepwa--(sleep wave)
Pear: Aah! Boy, am I tuckered out.
Orange: Looks like I have only one option left. Marshmallow, I choose you!
Marshmallow: Yay! Puppies!
Orange: Marshmallow, use your rainbow ray!
Marshmallow: That's my favorite ray! YAAY!!!
Grandpa Lemon: Oh, it's another flying dream.
Grapefruit: Well, Orange, looks like you won this round.
Orange: Yeah, know what else is round? A grape! (laughs)
Grapefruit: (turning into a shade of purple) (groaning)
Orange: C'mon, Marshmallow, let's catch some more Kitchen-mon! Yeah!
Singer: Kitchen-mon, gotta catch them all!
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