Bad Cat

Bad Cat is a cat that is very bad and not good. He is known to be a huge jerk like the mods of this site and a backstabbing traitorous fiend.
== Biography ==
Bad Cat was born Mr. Bread somewhere. He was a normal (albeit kinda square-looking), boring, stupid cat until he got bonked on the head with an iphone, causing him to become intelligent and very, very evil. Realizing that her son was now a big jerk, his mom sold him to Justin Beaver because she could. Mr. Bread escaped in like two seconds (due to Justin Beaver being a total moron) and proceeded to steal a ban hammer from some guy and hit his mom on the head with it, banning her from existence.
=== First attempt to take over the unworld ===
Mr. Bread tried to use the ban hammer to take over the unworld, but was laughed at. He then hit some guy over the head with the hammer. The police proceeded to taze him, put him in a pet carrier, and take him to jail.
=== Jailtime ===
In jail, he realized that his name was really stupid and decided that when inevitably escaped, he would change it to simply "Bad Cat".
Two days after being put in jail, he broke out and proceeded to rob a grocery store for fish.
=== Second attempt to take over the unworld ===
Bad Cat hid out in an abandoned pet shop for three years planning his unworld domination. He realized that he needed a better weapon and a better plan, so he invented the Viral Internet-Stupefying Tactical AI, or V.I.S.T.A. for short, a highly complicated AI version of unknown specifics (Likely a digitized version of his own will and personality, following movie clichés) disguised as a Windows OS. He sold it to Bill Gates and waited for chaos to ensue.
Sadly, technology wasn't advanced enough for his overcomplicated program, and whenever the AI hidden within the code was activated, everything would crash. So yeah, he failed. Having two unworld-domination attempts fail made him depressed, and he stopped trying to take over for some time.
=== Third attempt to take over the unworld (when will this guy learn?) ===
During the lull between his second and third unworld domination attempts, Bad Cat played a lot of Minecraft. But one day when he was playing on a random server some troll blew up his house and made him rage quit like a 9 year old.
So, he decided to take over the unworld again, but lacked an idea. He watched a bunch of YouTube videos looking for inspiration, and came across a video of Fortnite shameplay, in which the idiot playing would scream and throw stale Doritos everywhere whenever he died. This gave Bad Cat a great idea: use Fortnite to busy everyone while he overthrew the governments of the unworld.
Bad Cat hacked into the Youtube algorithm and programmed it to recommend everyone Fortnite gameplay. While this worked, Bad Cat accidentally damaged the precious inner workings of the algorithm and caused it glitch in a manner that experts have dubbed "Going absolutely bonkers". It started recommending people the weirdest things, and has yet to be properly fixed.
This plan nearly worked, but right when the unworld was distracted enough to allow Bad Cat to take over, everyone got bored of Fortnite and went back to doing what they were before. People realized what Bad Cat was doing and, again, he was arrested and put back in jail, but broke out in a record twenty seconds.
=== Fourth attempt to take over the unworld (guess he didn't learn) ===
Bad Cat soon attempted yet again to take over. This time, he analyzed his knowledge from his past attempts of unworld domination and found one reoccurring theme: People are Stupid, but not stupid enough.
This gave Bad Cat a great idea: why not make people too dumb to realize that they were being taken over in the first place? Yes, it was simular to his last plan, but this time, he was certain that it would work.
Bad Cat broke into his local city's bitcoin biodome and rounded up several Amogus. The next day, he turned them loose on his okay, if not fair, city.
This plan was extremely effective, with amogus quickly spreading and sucking any sanity and intelligence out of anyone and everyone that dare cross its path. But soon, Bad Cat realized that these resulting brainless husks were extremely annoying. All they did was scream "Amogus" and "sus" over and over again or attempt to play the CURSED SONG on a xylophone. Bad Cat, realizing that these guys were so stupid that he couldn't even tell them what to do, decided that he needed to reverse this madness.
Bad Cat started working on a cure to the effects of Amogus, but soon was bonked on the head by Pepsiman, knocked out, and taken to some research base somewhere.
Eventually, amogus was recontained by the Undefeatables, meaning that Bad Cat had failed to take over the unworld yet again. If you ask me, he should just give up already.
== Trivia ==
* Bad Cat likley has a simular brain condition to Dr. Robotnik, wherein both needed to sustain a head injury to activate their true intelligence.
* Bad Cat has been occasionally seen wearing a top hat for some reason.
* Bad Cat was kicked out of Squidward Community College for stealing bagels from the cafeteria. Still, he managed to receive a bachelor's degree in Overcomplicated Machinery Design at his time there.
* Despite being a cat, Bad Cat has never meowed. Not once. Not even as a kitten.
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