Lone Ranger versus Judge Dredd

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Lone Ranger versus Judge Dredd is the sixth battle of the third season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the thirty-sixth battle overall
== Battle Information ==
AccordionChick as Judge Dredd
ZombieLicker as Lone Ranger
Beat by DHBeats
Released on September 27, 2014
== Lyrics ==
Dredd:Welcome to the twenty-second century, far past 2000 AD!Scared of werewolves, boy? Silver bullets help you sleep?You’re a solo Slo-Mo pistol-gripper who’s like Tonto in SpanishSo let’s establish that your films are extremely outlandishLawgiver! Expert in combat, with my fists, un-Armie-dDon’t mess with our system, or I’m on the case to bring some harm, see?No one has seen my face, but it’s not necessary, son!You see, I’m sorry, Kemo Sabe, but i’ve Mega-City Won!
Ranger:Hi-Yo Silver! Like this, the battle gets strangerWhen a dystopian lawman attempts to face the Lone RangerYou see, I dread a dreadful duel from the dregs of societyI’m only fighting for what’s right morally in its entiretyThis is a Judgement Day, the Tale of Dredd the Dead ManFor, you see, out here in the West, you have but one master planYou’re already finished, Joseph, all that’s left is this final taskI’ll knock you down fast like you were my domino mask
Dredd:I AM THE LAW! Gaze into the fist of Dredd!Because for sure I know you’d rather face me than Judge Death!I’m Cavendishing out disses with a most excellent arsenal!So if you die, and end up on the street, I won’t make it personal.Reid all about it, John, because in battle, you aren’t worthy!I’ll try to teach you how to not suck, like my mentor Judge Morphy.And when Disney made your movie it got worse times InfinityJudge, Jury, Executioner, and I find you GUILTY!
Ranger:Judge, Jury? Do your duty, because your ethics are held looselyIt’d be more appropriate for you to be renamed Judge JudyThe Ranger Rides again to another crime-ridden land.I’m doing my job for my creator, country and my fellow man.If you start up a fight, I’ll be rustled, but I won’t have a cowGettem up Scout, cause you seem to be the outlaw now!Your lines were a train wreck, so I’ll ride into the sunset, todayLife may be precious, your honor, but you’ve already thrown yours away.
== Trivia ==
TBACategory:Season 3Category:Storm Seven