Super Smash Bros. vs PlayStation All-Stars

The mastermind behind Super Smash Bros., Master Hand, raps against the godlike being from PlayStation All-Stars, Polygon Man, to see which crossover fighting game is better.
== The Battle ==
(Beat)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
MASTER HAND (Location: Final Destination)
VS
POLYGON MAN (Location: Boss Arena)
READY? GO!
=== Master Hand: ===
(starts at 0:13)
Master Hand brings the rage! Title Fight on this stage! 
I'll role-play this Piñata, M. H. kills it like H. H.!
You're a reject with a defect, even Sony neglected this! 
Cause for a salesman, you sure can't pitch a single diss! 
This Polygon isn't edgy; he got no point in this battle rap 
I'm a Mastermind! First of its kind! You're a desperate copycat! 
While a hashtag is closest to a fame that you can show me, 
I rocked the company more Figures than the World of Trophies
=== Polygon Man: ===
(starts at 0:40)
Hands off, Hater. I wreck it like Nintendo's E3 Showcaser 
See my data? I'm your Final Destination; An Ultimatum. 
Push you out further than your release date, huh- see you later. 
Only thing you've Mastered is being nerds' own Master-bator!
Stage Hazard on the mic, SuperBot brings your fate's worst. 
I'd Board your Platform but it was more of a flop than your verse! 
So let's talk taboo, I rip through your Sub-space you run to, 
Cause I'm the one pulling your Chains like my name was Tabuu
=== Tabuu: ===
(starts at 1:08)
Mention Tabuu, and I'll shut you, Off with my lyrical Wave!
=== Crazy Hand: ===
Don't interrupt! Like the Isle of Ancients, you won't be saved!
(Crazy Hand appears and breaks Tabuu's wing, which causes him to scream in pain and disappear.)
=== Master & Crazy Hand: ===
(Master Hand is in bolded text, Crazy Hand is in italicized text, both rapping together is in underlined text)
Cause I'm Crazy on the mic! And the Right Hand rhymes right! 
Beat you more Purple in this fight, we're fly like the Wrights!
Eat your AP! Got Low HP? Well You're even lower in FPS, 
Full of BS! More than PS4! Your graphics belong in NES!
And like your chance for sequels, this All-Star is surely done 
We'd have a better practice rapping against a Fighting Polygon
=== Polygon Man: ===
(starts at 1:35)
Need a hand? Bringing your counterpart to the verbal clash? 
But no matter, you're Right; both'll be Left Super Smashed 
When I Break the Targets and serve up Master and Crazy Order 
Leave you in horror as I mix you up like our map's borders 
So fly, rapping 200%! But you can't Ring me Out at all, 
Don't try, how can you fight me with your failure in Brawl? 
The Loyalty of this Royale; Top Tier mascot rocks it 
Who'll leave you abandoned like your DOJO in the mobile market
(Mario, Link and Pikachu appear as Master Hand snaps his fingers.)
(Mario is in bolded text, Link is in italicized text, Pikachu is in underlined text, trio rapping together is in bolded italicized underlined text)
=== Super Smash Bros.: ===
(starts at 2:03)
It's the Smash Gang! Rip this rip-off, no more continues! 
Sony's puppets are getting hacked in this verbal Interview!
Look at you! You're long forgotten, while we still rock! 
Hell, we'd rather duke it out with characters from XBox!
(Polygon Man whistles and Dante, Kratos and Sly Cooper appear.)
(Dante is in bolded text, Kratos is in italicized text, Sly Cooper is in underlined text, trio rapping together is in bolded italicized underlined text)
=== PlayStation All-Stars: ===
(starts at 2:17)
Go back to Button Mashing, we don't deal with E-Rated kids 
You're washed up has-beens, trying to be cool in the show biz!
Always one console behind us; while we rap through dimensions 
Consider this an Invasion! Cause we're THE Next Generation!
=== Super Smash Bros.: ===
(starts at 2:30)
Triple Finish! We own this battle! Practically runnin' it! 
Serve up guest stars like other opponents we've been bringin'
=== PlayStation All-Stars; ===
(starts at 2:37)
Been Trippin' balls in this Brawl? Can't waylay us in Melee!
When stomping games in crossovers is our biggest forté!
=== Master & Crazy Hand: ===
(starts at 2:45)
Enough! We're about to show you the true meaning of pain!
=== Polygon Man: ===
What now? *sighs* Whatever, here we go again...
(Master Hand gets ripped open to reveal the Master Core entity while Crazy Hand grabs all 6 characters and throw them into the Master Core, including himself. It becomes a big swarm of black blob that constantly changes shape.)
=== Master Core: ===
(starts at 2:50)
A Challenger's Approaching: Your franchise's Final Smash
Play you to the Core in this Station; get ready to be trashed! 
Grossed Millions, played by Billions! You've been dead since '13! 
Only illusion here is that you thought you could earn greens
=== Polygon Man: ===
(starts at 3:05)
Another new form? You flip-flop more than your game mechanics! 
Only thing you grossed is being a locust of gross bug planet! 
Spit 9.0 Intensity on the mic, you're a defeated monster; 
who scrapes the bottom of his raps like his Character Rosters
=== Master Core & Polygon Man: ===
(starts at 3:18)
(Master Core is in bolded text, Polygon Man is in italicized text, both rapping together is in underlined text)
We're one of the best selling games this world has ever seen! 
Yeah, since no skill is required- you're dominated by pre-teens! 
You're my B-rated repeat! Hmph, we still had your ass beat! 
I REPRESENT THE BEST FIGHTING GAME THAT NO MAN CAN COMPETE!
GAME!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The logo gets knocked off screen and eliminated.)
GAGH! OF HISTORY!