Ellie the Dwarf God

Ellie the Dwarf God (iilleei thi Dwoorf Gaad in Doovish) is a strange yet friendly creature. He/she/it enjoys wearing blue speedos bearing the words 'Dwarf Pride' and has a mystical power of being able to detonate 'U-Bombs' (Ugly Bombs) with her face.
She once lost her shadow at the ruins of the Temple of Tadgh-Doomium, where she is a priest, but it was soon recovered (and eaten) by Lizi the White Albino Crocodile. Therefore, she is now shadowless and enjoys sitting under the thingymabob in the school fields so nobody notices the lack of shadows, the extreme ugliness of the face and back, or the secret supply of U-Bombs she keeps in her pocket.
She has a strange attraction to Frisbees and Companion Cube plushies, which she often steals off Ella the Moose herself!
Ellie the dwarf god cared for Matildafish, Biscuiamaris, Ella the Talking Moose, and Ievalin the Chandelier of Angry Corn, when the other Chandelcorns commited cornicide.
Due to the incredible rarity and unknownity of Her, the thingymabob in the school fields had been take away or destroyed so now, she is only seen in the dark secluded areas of BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY and has decided to hand in the retirement form and will live above the science block (aka: Hogwarts) in peace and harmony. She recently fell in love with Mycroft the Christmas Bleeg and is going on her honeymoon on the scalp of Jude the Sentient Munchkin
May she and her shadow rest in peace. Yay.
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