Hair Apparent

== Renaldo & The Loaf ‎– Hair Apparent ==
Label: Renaldo & The Loaf Self-released Format: File, MP3, Single, 320 kbpsCountry: UKReleased: 27 May 2020Genre: ElectronicStyle: Experimental
== TRACKLIST ==
1 Hair Apparent    3:30
== INFO ==
So now we're over 2 months into lockdown and relentlessly our hair continues to grow with no chance here in the UK to properly control it as the barber and the hairdresser are shut. It's beginning to show!This song was inspired by an observation that a TV weatherman's usual short and immaculate haircut was looking particularly bushy and thus, very apparent.As with Hambu Lodo, the proceeds from this song will be donated to NHS Charities Together.
== LYRICS ==
OH NO THE BARBER'S SHUT AND THE HAIRDRESSER LOCKED THE DOORIF THE THATCH GROWS OVER THE EYES AND THE EARS, GET THE SHEARS AND COVER THE FLOORBUT THOSE THAT ARE SHORN MAYBE BREAKING THE RULESOR ELSE HAVE SOMEONE AT HOME WITH THE TOOLSAND THE SKILL TO DO A HALF-DECENT JOBOF A SHORT BACK AND SIDES OR A C-19 BOBBOB BOB CROP THE BOBOH WE'RE ALL CROSSING OVER TO THE HAIRY ZONE
SO THE PERFECT GROOMING OF THE TV TALENTFAILS OVER TIME WITH THEIR HAIR APPARENTAS IT CROSSES OVER, CROSSES OVER TO THE HAIRY ZONE
YOU KNOW AT SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE THEY MAY GIVE A WRY SMILE AND SAY THERE WAS A NEW, UNRULY HAIR STYLE THAT DEFINED THE TIMES AND, FOR IT'S CRIMES AGAINST THE CROP, THAT CAME TO BE KNOWN AS THE VIRUS MOP.
== CREDITS ==
Released May 27 2020Written recorded and produced by Renaldo and The Loaf May 2020
Available on Bandcamp. 
Proceeds from this song will be donated to NHS Charities Together
Category:Renaldo & The Loaf