Ted Mosby vs Ross Geller

Ted Mosby vs Ross Geller is the third instalment of Rap Battle! ZodiacKiaran. It features How I Met Your Mother protagonist , architect Ted Mosby rapping against FRIENDS protagonist, palaeontologist Ross Geller. It released on SoundCloud on August 17th, 2019, with an official video releasing on March 20th, 2020. 
== Cast ==
Adam as Ted Mosby
Connor Terrell as Ross Geller
== Lyrics ==
=== Ted Mosby ===
You can’t oppose the, Schmoesby, “r/niceguys”
My initials spell “T.M”: To Make This Man cry  
There’s no training the T-Dog, I’m spittin’ fire, Marshall! Marshall: (Yes ted?)
End this man’s career, like his marriages, partial Marshall: Ohhhh
Don’t mess with the architect of your destruction, Geller
You wan’t Rachel to know that you like her? … TELL HER
Don’t wait around for other men to reign the top spot then 
Tell her that you lacked the balls to talk, ‘yellow umbrella’
You ain’t Friends with Teddy Westside, you’ll never see my best side
Your ego’s like your tacky 90s suits, oversized
I’ll be the one telling your kids how you met their mother 
She got off a plane, to go stay with a “Major Displeasure”
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Ross Geller ===
Let me make this clear, Ted EVELYN Moseby
Your best friend stole your girl, ‘ain’t no Bros before hoes be
From Stella to Victoria to Zoey, you couldn’t handle her
It took nine seasons to reveal the Monica to YOUR Chandler
I’m idolized by 90s kids, you got no love professor
I’ll obliterate this first date love professor
You want to talk about divorce, Ted?, you’re never satisfied 
You spent your whole show finding “the one”, and then she died
You Grinch, I’m standin’ taller than the buildings that you’re making
My rhymes will leave you on the floor like your allergy to bacon
This old flailure should head back to the renaissance fair 
You’re go bad at getting girls, man it isn’t even fair
You’re show’s a rip off of mine, yet you’ll never last forever
Comedy’s central to winning, you’ve got no humour whatsoever 
I’ll make you confess to the Geller it’s your victory, I’m ‘Robbin’
You’ll be defeated.. sitting on an altar and sobbing
=== Ted Mosby ===
You’ve been through so many breaks, Ross, what’re you trying to prove?
Prepare to be like your show on Netflix, removed!
I’ll throw your win away like your sandwich, straight in the trash 
You selfish optimistic misogynistic kiss ass
I’m The best wingman, Ted Mosby: Rhyme enforcer
Here’s your’s“Ross Geller: Prime Divorcer”
Saying I love you on the first date's a mistake I was regretting
At least I didn’t say the wrong girl’s name at my wedding 
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=== Ross Geller ===
You’re a Jerk, Ted Mosby, it says it on your website 
You couldn’t beat this Paleontologist not on your best night 
You lost the girl of your dreams to a dirty sleeping Stinson 
Ugh… Yet you’re bringing up weddings, that must sting, son
You’re so lame! I married Rachel in vegas baby, can’t break this
You brought your ex to your wedding and got dumped, man that’s heinous 
So before you diss me one more time, I’ll lay this statement here
Robin never made your day, your month, or even your year!
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=== Ted Mosby ===
You're a self entitled douche, that verse was the worst of them all
I’ll be there for your loss, when your reign starts to fall
Anyway that’s all for me, now Friends is back on the air 
it’s “The One Where A Man Child Got Beaten By a Teddy Bear”
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=== Ross Geller ===
Call me a Dinosaur, Teddy, but no rock will crush me today 
We all know that you and Barney are secretly gay 
I’m the most iconic “friend”, with the top ratings, and still trendy 
So Walk five hundred miles away, like your fans with that finale 
== Trivia ==
* This is the second battle by Ciaran to feature a character from How I Met Your Mother, after Barney Stinson in Barney Stinson vs Howard Wolowitz
* This is the first battle by Ciaran to feature a battle from FRIENDS
* This is the second battle to receive a lyric video with static characters, after Zinnia vs AZ
* Despite the video being released before Hamilton vs Evan Hansen, this battle still follows it, as the audio for this battle was released after the audio for Hamilton vs Evan Hansen.