Kortolbookalia

Kortolbookalia is a member of the alien band Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen.
==Biography==
Kortolbookalia was given a song written by the band leader, Bzermikitokolok. The song was about Christmas and how weird the holiday was. However, due to the composer's lack of knowledge about the holiday, the song was completely inaccurate, as pointed out by human hybrid Peter Quill. Later, Kortolbookalia jammed out on his guitar along with Kevin Bacon as they sang during a Christmas party.The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special
==Relationships==
===Allies===
*Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen - Bandmates
**Bzermikitokolok - Leader
**Sliyavastojoo
**Phloko
*Guardians of the Galaxy
**Peter Quill/Star-Lord
**Drax the Destroyer
**Mantis 
**Nebula
**Rocket
**Kraglin Obfonteri
**Groot
**Cosmo
*Steemie Blueliver
*Orloni Peddler
*Hoobtoe
*Xlomo Smeth
*Ssssaralami
*Kunza
*Kevin Bacon - Former Bandmate
==Gallery==
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Knowhere Christmas Concert.png
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Christmas Concert (Knowhere).png
Old 97's (Holiday Special).jpg
Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen Promotional Image.png
Holiday Special BTS (4).jpg
==References==
es:Kortolbookalia
Category:Characters
Category:The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Characters
Category:Unknown Race
Category:Males
Category:Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen Members
Category:Musicians