The Proclaimers

A Scottish singing duo who Danny claims to look a little bit like. Their songs are annoying, catchy and mostly sung at Join MEets to annoy MhairiDave and to goad her into shouting "It's rubbish!" while waving her arms about. A guaranteed dancefloor-filler, whenever played this will be loudly sung along to, with enthusiasm and gusto by all Joinees in the vicinity. I have no idea how this tradition started.
Repeat after me... # And I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more... # -- and try not to do it in a Scottish accent.