A Chat With Nash

A Chat With Nash is the eighth Basket Sponge short in honor of Steve Nash's retirement.
==Plot==
After Steve Nash announced his retirement, LeBron sets him and the Basket Sponge cast up for a Q&A (and one more thing.)
==Transcript==
LeBron: Lemme check NBA.com for some updates...
NBA.COM
HEADLINES
STEVE NASH RETIRES
WIZARDS DEFEAT BUCKS
WARRIORS DEFEAT LAKERS
LeBron: Wizards? Ha. I don't give a damn...HOLY CRAP! STEVE NASH RETIRED?!
SpongeBob: Hey Coach LeBron, what's shakin'?
LeBron: My good ol' pal Steve Nash has retired!
SpongeBob: ....umm, I watched some NBA and never noticed he was your "good ol' pal". I don't even think he's your friend. But yeah, he is old.
LeBron: I have a life out of basketball too, you know.
SpongeBob: Wait, lemme check your phone.
LeBron: Sure. Here you go.
SpongeBob: Hmmm....Wizards defeat Bucks.....OH GOD. OH NO THEY DI-INT
LeBron: SpongeBob? Nobody gives a damn about the Wizards.
SpongeBob: I've been following their fanbase for sometime al...
LeBron: Back on topic. Why don't we have an interview with him, then upload it on YouTube!
SpongeBob: YouTu--
LeBron: Don't ask, spongeboy.
SpongeBob: Did you know that was my working title?
LeBron: Umm...as per Wikipedia, yes. Anyway, let me invite Steve over here.
Squidward: How the hell will you do that?
LeBron: Oh hey Squidward. Well, isn't this a cartoon? I'll wish for him to be here to the Genie!
SpongeBob: That's Disney.
LeBron: He's beside you.
SpongeBob: Oh hey Robin Williams as a cartoon character.
Genie: GOOOODD MORRRNING VIEETTNAAAMMMM!!!!!!! You have one wish.
LeBron: One? Whatever. I wish that Steve Nash were here...with an air helmet.
POOF!
Steve: Where the hell am I?
LeBron: You're in a dream.
Steve: Okay?
LeBron: I hope a talk show set pops up right in front of me.
SpongeBob: Well, the abandoned yesterday TV station is right in front of you.
LeBron: Oh yeah. Let's go in.
[They all enter.]
SpongeBob: So, Mr. Nash, would you like to appear in Space Jam 2?
Steve: What the hell? They're making it?
SpongeBob: That's the secret me and the Looney Toons have had.
Steve: Well, no.
SpongeBob: PLAY THE SPACE JAM MUSIC WITH A CLIP OF STEVE NASH'S GREATEST PLAYS!
[Clip plays.]
Steve: Oh hell yes.
SpongeBob: That, my friend, is called persuasion.
LeBron: He's been to school, BobSponge.
SpongeBob: Anyway, second question, wanna go one on one?
Steve: I'm old.
[Larry comes out of nowhere and throws a basketball to Steve Nash's groin.]
Steve: OOOUUCCCHHHH!!!!!!! YOU SAID IT WAS A DREAM!
LeBron: Oh no.
SpongeBob: Wait, how will we get Steve back?
Steve: I'M GONNA PANIC....AGGGHAHAHSHSHSHDFHENDWEDI!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Last question, would you like living underwater?
Steve: AGAASGGSYHEWUDWEDMW!!!!!!! I HATE YOU LEBRON!!!!!!!!!
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