The Hoarding Song

"The Hoarding Song" (also titled as "Smooth All the Way" on the album "Smooth Sailing") was the second sung that was sung in the movie "Ms. Carolyn: The Musical". It was originally sung by Mr. Danny in the album version and Maraya, Ms. Carolyn, and Ms. Bernice in the movie version.
== Lyrics ==
(Short instrumental)
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵Some friends came by the house
Just the other day
Said, "Man, you gotta do something,
things are getting in the way."
Said, "Friend, you have to cut me some slack,
it's what I do."
Do you see anything in the yard that I can give to you?🎵
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵I'm not a hoarder, I just like to collect things
I don't have jewelry or diamond rings
Tiki and Wimzie define my back porch
I doze in the hammock in the mutiny shores🎵
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵I found some steel drums that have seen better days
I'll fix 'em up and play them anyway
I may be a character but I'm doing okay
Doing okay
I asked the Lord for smooth sailing today🎵
All: 🎵Smoooooooth, smoooooooth,
Smoooooooth all the way🎵 (2×)
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵Got a stack of postcards
and a box that cigars came in
When I look at them, I close my eyes
and I'm off to the Caribbean
I'm working on a surfboard shop
riding side from home
You gotta turn sideways going from room to room🎵
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵I saw some records on the side of the road
I've got them all, it was a heavy load
Beach Boys, Jimmy Buffett, this thing's unreal
I can't let them go to the landfill🎵
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵Sanford and Son is my favorite show
And my el Camino stays on the road
I may be a character but I'm doing okay
Doing okay
I asked the Lord for smooth sailing today🎵
All: 🎵Smoooooooth, smoooooooth,
Smoooooooth all the way🎵 (2×)
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵My house is full of stuff,
so I sleep on the porch
Flamingos shine bright in the yard at night by the tiki torch
Saturday afternoon, we play horseshoes out in the yard
We break out some refreshments when we get tired🎵
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵In an old Coke chest chilling margaritas
And later on, we're grilling quesadillas
You're all invited, so bring a plate
My date is baking us a coconut cake🎵
Ms. Carolyn: 🎵You know my house cause there's hook caps on the fence
If you wanna spend the night, you should bring your own tent
I may be a character but I'm doing okay
Doing okay
I asked the Lord for smooth sailing today🎵
All: 🎵Smoooooooth, smoooooooth,
Smoooooooth all the way🎶 (2×)
(Instrumental)
== Videos ==
left|thumb|264x264px|The original version of the song.
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Category:Songs
Category:Real Songs Sung by Other Characters