Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Alpha and Omega

=== Monday ===
Today when I was at school, I met up with Rowley and he was wearing fake wolf ears and a fake wolf tail. He was also wearing a shirt with the symbol "A&O" on it.
Rowley Jefferson - I love ALPHA AND OMEGA!!!!
I didn't understand what he was talking about, so I asked him what "Alpha and Omega" was. All he told me was that it was "the best thing in the world". Then he ran away howling.
So much for getting answers.
When I got back home, I looked up "Alpha and Omega". Turns out, it's a 2010 American computer-animated film made by Lionsgate. The film is basically a typical "Romeo and Juilet" type story starring two Rocky Mountain wolves who are voiced by Justin Long and Hayden Panettiere. I watched the trailer and it's not really that good. The plot is kind of cliche and boring and the CGI effects look like those form one of those old video games.
I showed Dad this movie, and he said it was more dumb than Lil' Cutie. So at least SOMEONE was on my side. But I changed my mind, sadly, after what happened next.
So tonight, we decided to eat at a family restaurant. But before we even got into the place, this random guy showed Dad something on his phone, and I'm 100% sure it was Alpha and Omega when Dad's eyes got real wide and he started shouting "I love Alpha and Omega!"
Next thing you know, he sprained his foot trying to force Rodrick to watch it too. Mom made us go home after that.
=== Tuesday ===
Dad must've forced Rodrick to watch Alpha and Omega overnight because Rodrick asked me to watch TV with him and he was wearing the same wolf ears, tail, and shirt that Rowley wore earlier.
Rodrick Heffley - Hey, wanna watch TV with me?
I just grabbed my stuff and ran to school. When I was at school, I saw Rowley hanging out with popular kids!
Rowley Jefferson - 'Sup, fellas?
Now I'm contempting if I should watch that stupid movie or not.
When I got home, I found out the entire family was invited over for a "special movie night". No doubt, Dad is trying to make the whole family watch Alpha and Omega.
Long story short, the whole family loves Alpha and Omega.
=== Wednesday ===
Dad will not stop bugging me about Alpha and Omega. He's going far enough as to trick me. I wouldn't say he's really good at tricking me though.
All day at school, the teachers were teaching us about Alpha and Omega. The only part I'm annoyed about is that they say that anyone who hates Alpha and Omega is critically insane. So now Rowley won't even go near me because he thinks I'm a psycho or something.
I also wanna mention that ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY loves Alpha and Omega now. It's like an infection. I even overheard this group of kids planning to force me to watch Alpha and Omega tomorrow.
So I convinced Mom to homeschool me.
=== Thursday ===
I woke up this morning from these loud screams outside. So I got up and looked out my bedroom window, and you will not believe what I saw. 
There were all these parked cars outside our house and all these crowds of people screaming "you gotta love Alpha and Omega! You gotta love Alpha and Omega!"
When they spotted me, they all started screaming louder. I tried going back to sleep, but I just couldn't.
After a while of hiding in my room, Mom came in with a portable DVD player. I couldn't take it anymore....so I finally just caved in.
Susan Heffley - Finally gonna watch Alpha and Omega?
Greg Heffley - I...I guess.
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