Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Double Kart/Characters

== Mario and Luigi ==
Speed: 56%
Turbo: 37%
Control: 79%
Victory: It's-a-Mario time! (Mario), Whew, made it! (Luigi)
Failure: Oooh, mamma mia! (Mario), Luigi not happy. (Luigi)
== Wario and Waluigi ==
Speed: 68%
Turbo: 32%
Control: 81%
Victory: Take that, losers! (Wario), Waluigi Time! Waluigi wins! (Waluigi)
Failure: D'oh, I missed! (Wario), Everybody cheated! Next time I cheat! (Waluigi)
== Bowser and Kamek ==
Speed: 70%
Turbo: 63%
Control: 32%
Victory: Oh yes!! Magikoopa wins! (Kamek), Go! (Bowser)
Failure: WHY?! (Kamek), Rawrrr! (Bowser)
== Peach and Daisy ==
Speed: 40%
Turbo: 39%
Control: 40%
Victory: We did it! (Peach), Love it! (Daisy)
Failure: Oh, no. (Peach), Aww, man! (Daisy)
==Shy Guy and Toad==
Speed: 67%
Turbo: 45%
Control: 80%
Victory: YEAH TOAST! (Shy Guy), I'm the best! (Toad)
Failure: Yeah toast... (Shy Guy), Aww, how sad. (Toad)
== Blue Paratroopa and Boomerang Bro. ==
Speed: 21%
Turbo: 10%
Control: 70%
Victory: Yeah! I won! (B. Paratroopa), Right on, mate! (Boomerang Bro.)
Failure: Oh, dear... (B. Paratroopa), Not good at all! (Boomerang Bro.)
== SMG4 and Yoshi ==
Speed: 61%
Turbo: 89%
Control: 97%
Victory: FOOOOOOOORTUNE!!! (SMG4), Yoshi! (Yoshi)
Failure: OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO! (SMG4), Ow-wow-wow-wow-wow! (Yoshi)
== Kirby and Chris ==
Speed: 69%
Turbo: 50%
Control: 69%
Victory: Yay! Hiiii! (Kirby), Sweet! (Chris)
Failure: Uh-oh! (Kirby), Let's try again. (Chris)
== Crash and Coco Kandicoot==
Speed: 76%
Turbo: 69%
Control: 50%
Victory: Hell yeah!! (Crash), Hooray! (Coco)
Failure: It's not fair! (Crash), Pleeeease! (Coco)
== Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong ==
Speed: 51%
Turbo: 70%
Control: 22%
Victory: Oooh, shhh-yahoo! (DK), Woo! Hoo, hoo, hoo! (Diddy)
Failure: Nooo-hooo, ooh-shee-haarsh! (DK), Aaaaaaah! (Diddy)
==== Unlockables ====
== Mr. M and Mr. L ==
Speed: 78%
Turbo: 89%
Control: 90%
Victory: We are unstoppable! (Mr. M), Excellent! (Mr. L)
Failure: The night. It was the night's fault. (Mr. M), This is the worst day ever! (Mr. L)
== Dr. Mario and Dr. Luigi ==
Speed: 56%
Turbo: 37%
Control: 79%
Victory: We did it! (Dr. Mario), Alright! (Dr. Luigi)
Failure: Darn it! (Dr. Mario), NOOOOOOOOOO! (Dr. Luigi)
== Coco and SMG3 ==
Speed: 300%
Turbo: 295%
Control: 15%
Victory: "Ha-ha! Top that, suckas!" (Coco), "Boo-yah!" (SMG3)
Defeat: "Aww, come on!" (Coco), "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-" (SMG3)
== SpongeBob and Rainbow Dash ==
Speed: 100%
Turbo: 100%
Control: 55%
Victory: "Victory Screech!" (SpongeBob), "So, awesome!" (Rainbow Dash)
Defeat: "Barnacles!" (SpongeBob), "I'm a laughingstock!" (Rainbow Dash)
== Sanic and Shrek ==
Speed: 200%
Turdo: 80%
Control: 40%
Victory: SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE! (Shrek), CUM ON, STEP IT UP! (Sanic)
Defeat: It's all ogre for me (Shrek), Gotta go FASTER next time (Sanic)
==== DLC ====
== Steve and Alex ==
Speed: 80%
Turbo: 79%
Control: 80%
Victory: "HI GUYS!!!!" (Steve), "FOR MINECRAFT!" (Alex)
Defeat: "Bye guys..." (Steve), "It's over, can't you see? We failed..." (Alex)
== CandyKao and BandyKao ==
Speed: 67%
Turbo: 41%
Control: 103%
Victory: "Hardly a challenge." (CandyKao), "WE HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER!" (BandyKao)
Defeat: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME???" (CandyKao), "Damn damn damn damn damn damn dammy dammy DAMN!" (BandyKao)
== Dr. Eggman and Po ==
Speed: 22%
Turbo: 36%
Control: 17%
Victory: "How about that?" (Dr. Eggman), "Tubby Custard! Tubby Custard!" (Po)
Defeat: "How could I let this happen?" (Dr. Eggman), "Eh-oh!" (Po)
== Luna and Cleveland ==
Speed: 60%
Turbo: 90%
Control: 60%
Victory: "We've done well." (Luna), "I WIN! IN YO' FACE!" (Cleveland)
Defeat: "This won't stop me." (Luna), "I MEANT TO DO THAT!" (Cleveland)
== Frankie and Navi ==
Speed: 35%
Turbo: 53%
Control: 250%
Victory: "Who wants a muffin?" (Frankie), "Hey! Listen!" (Navi)
Defeat: "SOMEBODY KILL ME!" (Frankie), "Look out!" (Navi)
Boss Battles
== Red Banzey ==
Speed: 80%
Turbo: 80%
(No control because he is not playable)
Red Banzey is the first boss. He is very fast, and shoots Bullet Bills at the player.
Victory: "Fools!"
Defeat: "You win this time!"
== Shadow Mario ==
Speed: 74%
Turbo: 80%
Like all bosses, Shadow Mario has no vehicle and is not playable without an Action Replay device. He just runs and uses his paintbrush.
Victory: "YAHOO FOR ME!"
Defeat: "Oh-ho, mama!"
== Nabbit ==
Speed: 32%
Turbo: 46%
Control: N/A
Nabbit is the third boss in the game and is very slow. He has no attack and can only jump to avoid the player. He is a very easy boss to beat.
Victory: "How did I do that?"
Defeat: "Well, that sucked for me."
== Ztar ==
Speed: 120%
Turbo: 90%
Ztar is considered the most annoying boss. He can shoot homing missiles at the player and is super fast.
Victory: "Mwahahahahaha!"
Defeat: "NOOOOOOO!"
Category:Characters