On Virtual Attack

A storytelling blog by F.U. (original idea by Daisyaltaccount/Zebrawings)
Greetings, my name is Norton. I am an Antivirus Boi, a Cop Antivirus Boi to be more exact. As you might have guessed, I occupy a computer. My computer, however, is part of a little-known computer network (I will not be saying the name of this network for the sake of privacy). Recently, our network has been infested by a large number of Malware Boiz.
Usually, the other Antivirus Boiz and I are able to take them on with no problem. However, these Malwares have somehow acquired ways to get past our security scanning and wreck havoc in the computers. We’re not sure how, but because of this the cases of infection by Malware Boi are skyrocketing with little explanation. Due to this, many resident Pixel Boiz are in constant distress. 
Feel free to ask me anything.
== Information: ==
Here are a few things you might need to know before asking a question.
* The computer network that this is taking place in has been abandoned by Boiz long ago due to a conflict between the Malware Boiz and Pixel Boiz residing in the computers. Thinking that this was some odd computer bug, the network was abandoned before a group of Antivirus Boiz re-discovered it and deleted the Malwares. As of currently, this network is sort of like a virtual town: the computers are the neighborhoods, the Pixel Boiz are the citizens, and we Antivirus Boiz are like a sort of police. 
* I‘m fairly new to my position. My father, Norton Senior, was a well-respected Cop Antivirus Boi who resided over my computer before me. I’m still quite young, so I don’t exactly have the best of experience. And, yes, my name is technically Norton Jr.
* The attacking Malware Boiz are of all kinds, but the most reoccurring are Virus Boiz, Adware Boiz, and Rogue Antivirus Boiz. Exactly why, we don’t know, but we suspect the Virus Boiz have enhanced their methods of disguise and the Adware Boiz have created new advertising techniques to lure in more prey. With the recent arrival of Rogue Antivirus Boiz, we assume that they have enhanced their methods of disguise as well.
* Our chief, Mr. McAfee, has firmly cracked down on training since the start of this invasion. Our training hours have increased by quite a lot and he’s much stricter with us. It’s starting to get irritating, to be honest, but Malware Boiz are constantly on the loose.
* No one knows that I go on this wiki, and that hopefully includes any Malware Boiz. I hope that no Spyware Boiz find out about this blog and track down the location of my computer.
I’ll be revealing more information later.
== Questions: ==
Q: What’s the worst Malware Boi you ever had to face?
A: As of now, the worst I’ve had to face was an extremely hostile Ransomware Boi that tried to infect my computer. On that day I was actually napping on the job (not my proudest moment) while some of my Antivirus colleagues were chasing it down. 
Apparently, the Ransomware Boi was traveling from computer to computer and causing chaos. Having never confronted this type of Malware before, I went to open a file that had a guide on how to take on each type. When I went to open the file, however, I saw that it was suddenly encrypted and the Ransomware started to demand that I pay it Bitbeans. Luckily, my colleagues managed to delete the Ransomware Boi and decrypt my file. While it technically wasn’t the worst Malware I’ve faced, it was definitely the worst I’ve witnessed. I also never napped on the job from that point on.
== Updates: ==
Update 1: There have recently appeared a number of Rogue Antivirus Boiz among our computers, pretending to be us. Things have gotten much worse and it’s becoming hard to trust my peers without knowing if they are a secret Rogue. The number of Adware Boiz is slowly decreasing, though, so that’s one positive. Even if that’s the only positive we have at the moment.
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