Transcripts/Don't Diss Lupay

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Don't Diss Lupay.
Hyrule Castle, Inside.
King Harkinian: I'm going to take a shit in the toilet.
Ganon: IT BURRRRNNNSSS!
Harkinian: YES!
Title card: Later that day...
Gwonam: Squadala! 
An A-wing flies away and Gwonam arrives at Hyrule Castle, only to find Link and Ganon dancing to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".
Link: Yeah!
Ganon: Great!
Link: Great!
Ganon: You!
Gwonam knocks Ganon away with an Earthball.
Ganon: UURRRGHHHH!!!!!
Glass shattering sounds can be heard.
Gwonam *to the rhythm*: Where is his Ma-jes-ty?
Link: The King is...*imitating Harkinian*...Taking a shit in the toilet.
Harkinian *faintly*: HAO!
Harkinian dumps an explosive crap.
Link: See?
Gwonam: I see...
Harkinian *faintly*: Ha ha ha ho ho ho HAO! 
Harkinian drops another crap nuke, knocking Gwonam over and coating himself in his own fecal matter. EUGH!
Gwonam: Enough.
Harkinian *after exiting the bathroom*: Enough what?
Gwonam: Your Majest-
Gwonam: AAAAUGH!
Gwonam is traumatized by Harkinian's appearance.
Gwonam: Oh, shit!
Harkinian: What?
Gwonam: Go take a shower....
Gwonam: You can't go to a date looking like a queer!
Harkinian: What date?
Gwonam: I have arranged a date for you....
Harkinian: With who?
Gwonam: With Lupay! 
Lupay appears right behind Gwonam, giving an ecstatic smile.
Harkinian: OA-
Harkinian: This again?! Fuck that shit! 
Harkinian: I'd rather date Link than that hoe!
Link: Cool!
Harkinian: Not literally.
Link: HUH?
The camera cuts to outside of the castle, and inside Link's stolen A-Wing.
Lupay: DIE! 
Lupay opens fire.
Harkinian: HAO!
Lupay opens fire again.
Harkinian: OAH!
Harkinian: Save me!
Gwonam: No. 
Gwonam escapes.
Lupay opens fire once again, and the castle is destroyed, shifting the Earth of its orbit just as Gwonam is briefly seen escaping.
quickly And thus the planet Earth was knocked out of his orbit, causing it to carreen into Jupiter. 
quickly Gwonam escaped to a galaxy far, far away and met a small, midget with pointy ears.
King Harkinian was disintegrated. 
AS IF...
Harkinian *at the same time*: FUCK YOU ALL!
The episode ends shortly after.
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