The Funny Pics Anthem

By suprise yomama (id. 56403) [5/24/13]
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how those
comments used to make me smile
And I knew if I honed my craft, 
That I could make those people
laugh and
Maybe they’d be happy for a while
But February made my shiver with
every update StuckPixel delivered
Bad news was not what I expect
I couldn’t click one more “Next”
I can’t remember if I frowned
when I read about his banned account
Something touched me deep inside
the day the funny died
.
So bye bye, Miss Chandelier Bong
Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone
Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler, singing…
This’ll be the day I log off
This’ll be the day I log off
.
Did you write StuckPixel’s
contract
And do you have faith in how they
act?
Well, if they tell you so…
Now do you believe in witty
trolls?
Can humor save your mortal soul
and
Can you teach me how to laugh
real slow?
Well now I know that you’re in
love with them
Cause I saw you lol-ling in the
gym
You both kick off your shoes
Man I dig those comments and news
I was a lonely, teenage, lazy
lout
With an iPad and a new account,
But I knew I was in for one hell
of a bout the day the funny died
.
I started singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong
Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone
Them good ol’ boys Scary Mike and
Riddler
Singing this’ll be the day I log
off
This’ll be the day I log off
.
Now for ten years, we’ve been
lousy blokes
And moss grows fat on a slowpoke
But that’s….kinda how it used to
be
When God of Funnypics made fun of
the King and Queen
With a joke he borrowed from a
crappy meme
In a voice that was hated by you
and me
Oh and while the King was looking
down,
The “homo” stole his thorny crown
His response was boring and plain
He changed his name out of shame
And while Plants read a book on
plants
The troll group practiced their
many rants
And we were joking about having
friends
The day the funny died
.
We were singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong
Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone
Them good ol’ boys Scary Mike and
Riddler, Singing
This’ll be the day I log off
This’ll be the day I log off
.
Helter Skelter in the comments
section,
The Lurkers flew off with no
funny detected
5 star rating and falling far
It landed bad with 1 star
The commenters tried for a Witty
retort,
With the God of Funnypics on the
sidelines in a cast
Now the pictures were sweet
relief while uploaders made some funny treats
We all tried to laugh, oh, but we
never got to pant
‘Cause the commenter tried to
take the field
The uploaders refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
the day the funny died?
.
We were singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong
Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone
Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler, singing
This’ll be the day I log off
This’ll be the day I log off
.
And there we were all in one set
A generation lost on the net
With no time left to restart, I
bet
So come on, Jack be witty, Jack
be slick, 
Jack Flash sat on a Candlestick,
‘cause
Fire is tommy16’s only friend
And as I watched him below the
pic
I wanted tommy to suck a dick
No angel born in hell could break
that bastard’s spell
And as the rating climbed high
into the night,
To get them to the top of the
fight, 
I saw tommy laughing with delight
The day the funny died
.
We were singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong
Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone
Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler singing
This’ll be the day I log off
This’ll be the day I log off
.
I met a girl who joked about the
news
And I asked her if she was
feeling blue
She just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I saw Jamal years before
But the man there said he hadn’t
been there for months
And in the streets the children
played
The lovers loved and the poets
poeted
So not a word was spoken
Nobody cared that we were broken
And the three most prominent of
our clan,
MACWE, Mike, and the Invalid
Chicken
They tried their hardest not to
throw a fit
The day the funny died
.
And they were singing, bye, bye
Miss Chandelier Bong
Drove my MACWE to the chicken but
invalid was gone
Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler singing
This’ll be the day I log off
This’ll be the day I log off
.
We were singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong
Drove my MACWE to the chicken but
invalid was gone
Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler singing
This’ll be the day I log off
surprise yomama: @Funnypics
Devil, by the way, just as the song was based off of a death of Buddy Holley,
this is based off Jamal being banned.