Short II: MTV Cribs

Short II: MTV Cribs is the second short of FutureBob ElectronicPants.
==Transcript==
Host: [Imitates a record scratch] Yo, yo, yo hound dawgs!
Travis XI: Hey, that’s my line!
Host: Who’s running the show, again?
Travis XI: I came up with the show.
Host: But who’s running it?
Travis XI: Who came up with it?
Host: God dammit, Travis. You always have an answer for everything.
Travis XI: Well, not everything… wait.
Host: Just let me get on with the show, Travis.
Travis XI: Fine, fine.
[President Squidward is heard from inside the house]
President Squidward: If you two aren’t in here in the next THIRTY SECONDS, you’re getting shot!
Travis XI, Host: Yessir.
[Travis Monologue]: My ancestors were socialist revolutionaries, what have I become?
[Cut back to Squidward’s house]
Squidward: Welcome to my not-so-humble abode! I call this the dank house.
Travis XI: Well it sure smells like something leaked.
Squidward: Thank you.
Guard: (Whispering) Mr. President, that wasn’t a compliment.
Squidward: I hired you, and I can fire you as well. Stay out of my business.
Guard: Okay
[Squidward opens the door into the lobby]
Squidward: Take it all in, boys.
[Travis XI notices Squidward’s Worm]
Travis XI: So THAT’S what leaked.
Squidward: ALL OVER MY COUCH!
Host: Inventive smell.
Travis XI: Ah yes, the smell of strong urine! (He smirks)
Squidward: I have my gun at the ready, Mr. Penniall. Any more comments like that and you’ll be the next one replaced!
Travis XI: Sorry, s-sir.
[He opens the bathroom door]
Squidward: Here is the lavatory. Here you can find a golden toilet and a wall, carefully built by Mongolian children, of golden doorknobs.
Travis XI: Mongolian children? Uhh… I mean, looks great… heh.
Host: I bet those children killed to work for you!
Squidward: Actually, they killed for me, but moving on!
Travis XI: (Under his breath) This is seriously messed up.
Squidward: What was that, Travis?
Travis XI: I was admiring the architecture, sir.
Squidward: Of course you were. And, we move on into the bedroom!
[Squidward opens the door]
Squidward: This is the magic-making area, or at least it would be if SANDRA didn’t leave for that dumbass jock ERIK back in High School!
Host: Wow… that came out of nowhere. Are you okay, Mr. Tentacles?
Squidward: (Chokes up) Just… just give me a minute.
[Cut to the Cribs crew leaving the house]
Travis XI: Well, Squidward, I didn’t expect the Erik-shaped dartboard but overall it was a pretty nice place. Wouldn’t call it “dank” in that sense though.
[Squidward shoots at him and all the bullets hit the host instead]
[Travis XI walks to the host]
Travis XI: You okay, buddy?
Host: I don’t think I’ll be around much longer. Tell my wife.. I… was having an affair with her m-
[He dies, Travis XI sheds a tear]
Travis XI: You subhuman son of a bitch
[Short ends.]
==Appearances==
*Travis Penille XI
*Squidward Tentacles LXI
*Host
==Trivia==
*This episode was written on September 18-19th, 2019.
*This is the first content in the series written by .
==Reviews==
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