EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Ion VS Connor

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
ION VS (JOHN) CONNOR!
BEGIN!
==Ion's First Turn==
"Huh"? "Connor"? "It's been a while since we last met".
"So tell me, how was that last visit to the vet"?
"I sent your ass packing faster than a cheetah".
"I landed 1 good punch and it was seeya".
"I've only gotten stronger Connor, I don't know about you".
"But even if you reached my level, I'd still be better than you".
==Connor's First Turn==
"Hmph". "You sure talk a lot of shit Ion".
"But you should be aware that I'll whoop your ass, compliments of Angel Island".
"Bring your radiation, I'll bring my Chaos Knight Armor".
"I'll wreck all of your plans and bring you back to the drawing board".
"As for your city, it's noisy, pollutes the environment, and does very little good".
"We'd all be better off taking it apart for spare wood".
==Ion's Second Turn==
"Ha, does your island have dozens of skyscrapers and millions of people"?
"Heck, my own house is larger than your cathedrals, including the steeples".
"And bring that armor, you're gonna need it for when I become heated".
"Because once that happens, I will not be defeated".
"And I'm a HYPERATOMIC GOD"! "You can't touch me at all".
"I'll beat the shit outta you and watch you like a leaf in the Fall".
==Connor's Second Turn==
<Summons Chaos Knight Armor>
"Try me bitch".
"But know that if you fight me, you'll end up in a ditch".
"I don't hold back on anyone". "I have only 1 friend".
"And his name is Shadow". "We'll be friends until the end".
"There's 2 sides to every story, and mine is no exception".
<splits into speed and power forms>
"But with our styles together, we are better than perfection".
==Ion's Third Turn==
<turns titan mode>
"Perfection my ass". "I'm stronger than a fusion of you 2 assholes and Zion".
"I'll beat both of your monkey asses and destroy your island".
"So come at me, and don't hold back".
"I can crush you both like a hammer to a six-pack".
"So how does the fuse feel now that you decided to light it"?
"Cuz you just loss this clash with a titan"!
==Connor's Third Turn==
<laughs>
"If you're a titan, I'm a god".
"And prepare to bow to me, like I'm General Zod".
"We'll each kick your ass twice". "Giving you 4 free samples".
"And the amount we need to kill you is ample".
"So get out of our way Ion, or we'll gun you down like it's the Wild West".
"Because you should've known from last time that you can't beat the best".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights
Category:Sonic Fanon