Gold Tooth vs. Nindroid MechDragon

This is one of the Promo Battles.
==The Battle==
The announcer: Dr. Inferno
The referee: Ogel
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Dr. Inferno: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid!
Amset-Ra: Ogel's mentally sick today, so we have a replacement ref.
Ogel: I am NOT mentally sick!
Amset-Ra: Amset-Ra commands you to sit down.
Two Anubis Guards strap Ogel to a chair.
Amset-Ra: That's better. Here's our replacement ref!
Dr. Inferno: THAT'S our new ref?
Amset-Ra: Yup. Please welcome Tee-Vee!
Audience: YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!
Ogel: I can't believe the audience prefers Tee-Vee over me!
Amset-Ra: Amset-Ra commands you to be quiet.
The Anubis Guards begin binding Ogel like a mummy (not an easy task when he is tied to a chair).
Amset-Ra: That's even better. Ferno boy, announce the fighters!
Dr. Inferno: …Whatever. In the red corner is my henchman and a man containing the second most gold, Gold Tooth!
Gold Tooth: Wahahahaha! I'm gonna make some gold bars outta ya!
Amset-Ra: Who contains the most gold?
Some fangirls begin screaming as they chase Mr. Gold.
Mr. Gold: Heeeelp!
Dr. Inferno: …Double whatever. In the blue corner… Hey, did you make that yourself, Wu?
Tech Wu: Why, yes…
Nindroid MechDragon: Introduction quality = worthless. Scanning target… Scanning target… Scanning target…
Amset-Ra: He's taking an awfully long time to scan his targ—
Nindroid MechDragon: Scan complete.
Amset-Ra: Finally!
Nindroid MechDragon: Target type = deranged. Attack power = low. Chance of victory = 0%.
Gold Tooth: DERANGED?! Ooh, I'm gonna make gold bars outta ya!
Dr. Inferno: …Triple whatever. And now here's Axel with his prediction.
Axel Storm: MechDragon. He pretty much dominates the match, and Gold Tooth… No comment.
Dr. Inferno: …Quadruple whatever. Ogel… I mean Tee-Vee, start the match.
Tee-Vee: Initiating battle…
DING DING DING!
Gold Tooth: Ooh yeah!
SMASH!
Nindroid MechDragon: Pain from attack = 0.
Dr. Inferno: Gold Tooth started by throwing a statue at the Nindroid MechDragon, doing nothing.
Nindroid MechDragon: Executing fire breath.
FWOOOOOOM!
Gold Tooth: HOT HOT HOT!!
Dr. Inferno: How can a mechanical dragon breathe fire? Can you run that one past me?
Tech Wu: The wonders of technology.
Gold Tooth: FALCON PAWNCH!!!
Tech Wu: But that doesn't apply to LEGO…!
SMASH!!!
Dr. Inferno: And Gold Tooth wrapped it up by falcon punching the Nindroid MechDragon.
Amset-Ra: You didn't say that right.
Dr. Inferno: …Quintuple whatever. Hey, Axel didn't guess right!
Amset-Ra: You're right. Amset-Ra commands you to sit down and be quiet.
The Anubis Guards tie Axel to a chair next to Ogel and wrap him like a mummy (Like I said, it's still not an easy task).
Axel: HEY! LET ME GO!
Amset-Ra: Nah. You two make great pyramid décor. Fans, you can vote for your favorite minifigures over at my Voting Booth.
Dr. Inferno: …Sextuple whatever. End tramsmission.
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