Ristar 27: Mario & Ristar: Ristar's Mario Saga

== Overview ==
Ristar 27 is the 27th Ristar game. In North America the last Ristar game before it was Ristar 14, but in Japan every ristar game was given a number, even games like the Ristarpg series. They decided to stop doing this and just give all releases the numbers like the japanese games.
Ristar 27 is the first rpg not to be in the Ristarpg series, though in pal regions it was called Ristar 27: Ristarpg V.5 or Mario & Ristar: Ristar’s Mario Saga.
== Gameplay ==
The gameplay of ristar 27 is a turn based rpg inspired by the first Final Fantasy game, which had just come out at the time.
=== Party Members ===
Ristar: main character, hetero magician class
Grey Ristar: the rogue class which doesnt actually work but he also resists hetero and homo elemental damage due to being bi
Penguo: clown class, can cause opponents to laugh and attack eachotehr but they are laughing so they cant
Repentacle: immune to all sexual oricantation (magic) because he’s asexual, overpowered
Billiestar: can turn people’s sexual oricantation to homo elemental damage by using her trademark ability: wish
Feel: the last character you get, creates minions to attack for you, can control the element of their damage
== Story ==
=== Ending Cutscene Script ===
Ristar: ah what a great day in earth at a 7-11
Old man: let me teach you my ways
Ristar: ok
(teachs ways)
Old man: ok now have these crystals there are 4 of them
Ristar: oh k oh no it’s him
Garlic jr.: thats right it’s me garlic jr the non-canonical dragon ball villain
Ristar: oh god what’s he gonna do
Andrew: i dont know i dont watch filler
Ristar: oh no not that !!
Garlic jr.: aha homoray!
Grey Ristar: stop right there
Garlc: no he’s ammune to homo
Grey: that’s right now im going to steal your items
Garlic jr.: oh shit
Grey: aha
Garlic jr: wait what did you steal
Grey: huh? Since when was i supposed to steal stuff?
Garlsx ic: im stealing those crystals (steals them all)
Ristar: what? Just because you said it in parentheses doesnt mean it actually happened
Garlic Jr.: dang it i thought that would work
Sonic: AHehehhhUAhUEHAH its me
Ristar: aw yeah i love this guy
Garlic Jr.: wait where’d he go
Ristar: and just like that he’s gone, just like my father
Garlic Jr.: youch
Ristar: what no i love my dad
Garlic Jr.: good cause here he is
Ristar’s dad (almost crying): ristar! Help me!
Ristar: what no dad! 
Garlic Jr.: and now he’s going to die unless you give the crystals to me!
Ristar: oh no this fucking sucks, at least my dad is here
Dad: i’ve always L-
Sonic: not so fast ahaha get it cause i am
Ristar: oh my god! He’s back i knew he would be back my god he’s hilarious lol
Sonic: thank you but please save your applause until the end Now, lets find out who this man really is
(walks over to ristar’s dad tied up)
Ristar: bro that’s my dad i just said that
Garlic Jr.: oh no
Sonic: oh really? Well i think person is actually…
(he pulls off his mask)
Sonic: Garlic Jr.!
Ristar: what! i thought garlic jr. was the guy who captured him
Sonic: never saw them in the same room though did you?
Ristar: well… yeah! Damn youre good (claps)
Sonic: thankyou thank you
=== Post Credits Cutscene Script ===
Ristar: heyyyyy sonic what’s up
Sonic: oh hey man how’s it going?
Ristar: pretty good, so where have you been?
Sonic: what do you mean?
Ristar: well you’re normally around to save the universe an’ all that
Sonic: well i been busy in a different universe what have i missed
Ristar: hmm well Dark Ristar, Barkley the Cornbread Demon, Radical Red Ristar the list goes on
Sonic: damn who knew there were so many you
Ristar: i know right!
Sonic: so im guessing they’re still around and you want me to deal with them?
Ristar: oh no they’re gone, well kind of. Dark Ristar hasn’t been super busy, he’s just kind of an asshole. Barkley and triple r disappeared dont know where they went.
Sonic: so luckily they haven’t caused too much trouble
Ristar: well actual-
Sonic: it’s ok say no more, ill stick around in this universe for a while in case they come back
Ristar: no what i mean is i-
Sonic: NO need to thank, it’s just what i do.
Ristar: uh well ok.
== Trivia ==
* This is the first game since the original Ristar to feature Ristar’s dad.
* When Ristar says he doesn’t know what happened to BtCD or RRR, it’s most likely because they went to universe 2, while this game takes place in the main universe.
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