EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Rachel VS Nick

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
NICK VS RACHEL!
BEGIN!
== Nick's 1st Turn ==
"Rachel, you really need to learn your place".
"Compared to your ancestry, you're a disgrace".
"You lack training, discipline, and valor".
"I'll put you in a shock coma, like I'm a tailor".
"I made you, I can beat you like Ultico".
"And I can break you like a lego"!
== Rachel's 1st Turn ==
"Dad, no, whatever you are".
"You're more pressed than a space-bar".
"You need to relax and learn to wind down".
"There's no need to look at me and frown".
"You may have given me life, but I no longer care".
"And I really could care less if you think I'm a worthy heir".
== Nick's 2nd Turn ==
<crosses his arms>
"Rachel, go to your room".
"If you wanna clean up this mess, then here's a broom".
<throws a broom at Rachel>
<Rachel dodges>
(Nick) Fine then, be defiant, it must run in your mother's blood".
"And to be honest Rachel, your whole future seems likes it's gonna be a dud".
"You have no talent, and you're weaker than Radik".
"And you're so weak, you could get beat by mere static"!
== Rachel's 2nd Turn ==
<starts to cry and then wipes away the tears>
"No, I'm not scared of you anymore you self-obsessed prick"!
"I'll become a fucking hammer, you can be the fucking brick"!
"You think you can just walk in here and act like nothing's wrong"!?
"Well guess what bitch"!? "YOU'RE DEAD WRONG"!
"I have your blood, and your poison too".
"But at least my heart is more pure than yours too"!
== Nick's 3rd Turn ==
<looks amazed and then goes back to being angry>
"It took your anger long enough to show".
"But judging how you act, it's like a ho's".
"Your anger is impressive, to say the least".
"Mostly because of how it rises like it's yeast".
"However, the facts still remain the same". "Like how leaves always fall in the Fall".
"And I'm still willing to forgive, you are my daughter after all".
== Rachel's 3rd Turn ==
<looks pissed>
"All of that trash you said..."
"Just to give up and lose instead"?
"No way am I going back on this now"!
"I"M GONNA ROAST YOUR ABUSIVE ASS LIKE A COW"!
"You may be the one that I should call my father".
"But after what you've done, I won't even bother".
== Nick's Ending ==
<grabs Rachel and gives her a hug>
"Enough of this crap Rachel". "Let's move past all of this".
"I understand you're upset about Io, she was a pacifist".
"But please, you're part of my family".
"Would you please come back to me"?
== Rachel's Reply ==
"Had you said that before it'd gotten this far".
"However, I have no intention of going back to the rules of a tsar".
"And when I marry, I'll know to pick a much better mate".
"You can apologize all you want Dad, but it's too late".
"Now even mother doesn't want to see you".
"And that's why I've brought this message...".
<whispers in Nick's ear>
"Fuck... you...".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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