Thanos

Thanos was the powerful conqueror of worlds and ambitious Potter of the Caribbean. However, when the time called, he returned to the side of the Guardians to vanquish evil. 
== Appearance ==
Thanos was a large, muscular man with purple skin, blue eyes and a segmented chin. He wore golden armour with a blue one-piece underneath. He wielded the golden infinity gauntlet, which had purple, blue, red, green, orange and yellow infinity stones. When without the gauntlet, he had a black stump on his arm.
== History ==
=== Years ago ===
Thanos was once part of the Guardians, but after Cat betrayed Phil, he left the group. Eventually, the god Harry Potter summoned Thanos to become his slave, but Snape intervened, freeing Thanos and Superman from Harry's control at the cost of his life. Thanos decided to stay with the Potters of the Caribbean.
=== Guardians of the Galaxy Episode 2 ===
Thanos was seen as part of the Potters of the Caribbean, alongside Captain Voldemort, Blue Iron Man, ReyBot 9000, Zangeif, and Not Lando. They were stopped by Cat and Dog, but Thanos soon removed this obstacle by using his Infinity Gauntlet to turn Dog into a blob. 
=== Guardians of the Galaxy Episode 3 ===
It was revealed that Dog secretly stole the Infinity Gauntlet to return himself to his regular form. Thanos and the Potters made chase, but Cat and Dog used the gauntlet to teleport elsewhere.
Thanos soon found his gauntlet in the possession of Cat and Phil. The two ran away, with the Potters giving chase. Thanos, after failing to convince Not Lando to do so, sent Blue Iron Man to retrieve it. He failed, and Phil used the gauntlet to teleport away.
Thanos again located the Gauntlet, now in the possession of Cube. He commanded ReyBot 9000 to retrieve it, but it malfunctioned and exploded. After Not Lando declined again, Thanos decided to claim it himself. Using his bread knife, he unintentionally caused Cube to vomit up Dog, therefore causing all four Guardians to be present, killing Cube. Finally reunited with his Gauntlet, Thanos drove away with the Potters of the Caribbean.
=== Guardians of the Galaxy: Endgame ===
100 years after the events of Guardians of the Galaxy Episode 3, Thanos and the Potters were shocked to recognise Harry Potter in a cave. Harry blew up their ship, steals the Infinity Gauntlet and escapes. 
The Potters met the Guardians, who were planning to kill Satan. Thanos insisted that it is impossible without the power of God as Satan had absorbed the power of Harry Potter AND the Infinity Gauntlet. He summoned God, who agreed to help so long as they find his "precious". 
Satan eradicated Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet. He was brought back by the victorious Guardians, happening to have God's "precious" on his head. As reward, God married him, 2.94 seconds later.
After the wedding, Not Lando confided in Thanos that he is Actually Lando.
=== Potters of the Caribbean Episode 1 ===
Thanos and the Potters were still without a ship. After Shady Salesman kidnapped ReyBot 9000, they met Boggs Poggs, who let them use his ship. Now with a ship, the Potters looked for new recruits. Scottish Mickey Mouse agreed to Thanos's offer immediately to get away from his divorce-obsessed wife.
Thanos introduced the second recruit, Pie Man, to the rest of the Potters, ignoring Mickey's suspicions. Pie Man then killed Zangeif. Thanos and the Potters held a funeral, where Blue Iron Man turned evil as a result of Satan and attacked them with a mech.
=== Potters of the Caribbean Episode 2 ===
Blue Iron Man attempted to attack the Potters, but they flew away. 
When they landed, they disturbed the sleep of the shape-shifting Blossom, who became giant in an attempt to intimidate them. She joined the team, which gaved Thanos the idea to pull Ant-Man out of his buttcheeks. He shortly joined the team.
Thanos agreed to take Blossom to the theatre as punishment for disturbing her sleep. Blossom used her shape-shifting powers to scare Yellow Guy and Cool Croc out of their seats, and the two watched the Jangos. However, while distracted, one of Satan's demons took Thanos's gauntlet. When the show was interrupted by The Unbeatable Stormtrooper, Thanos offered Jangina Fett a place on the Potters of the Caribbean. The Unbeatable Stormtrooper and Mans also joined.
Blossom pointed out that Thanos's gauntlet was missing, to which he was extremely angry.
=== Guardians of the Galaxy and Potters of the Caribbean Unite! ===
Thanos and the Potters were confronted by Haf Sober, who apparently knew the location of the gauntlet. In exchange for this information, Haf expected the Guardians to undertake the Three Ordeals - Ordeal of Fire, Ordeal of Water, and Ordeal of Grass. Each Ordeal would award a Specialorb, and once Haf Sober had all three, he would illuminate on the location of the gauntlet.
Captain Voldemort suggested splitting up to find all the Specialorbs easily. Thanos activated the scout feature of the X-Wing, allowing Voldemort and Blossom to go off on their own.
Thanos and the Potters arrived at the Ordeal of Water, where the Waterkeeper began to elucidate what they would have to do. Mid-explanation, Thanos sent his zombies to attack. The Waterkeeper survived, and, offended, retaliated with his Aquatic Lifeforms, which all consecutively blew up the ship. Luckily, Scottish Mickey Mouse fought them off, but was knocked out by the Waterkeeper.
The Waterkeeper defeated all of the Potters and moved on to kill Thanos, when suddenly Captain Voldemort, Blossom, Drift, and Fortnite Poseidon turned up, with the grass Specialorb in hand. Fortnite Poseidon, being an Aquatic Lifeform himself, spoke the signature language of the Aquatic Lifeforms and persuaded the Waterkeeper not to kill Thanos. They obtained the water Specialorb as a result. Haf Sober attempted to take the two Specialorbs for himself, but Thanos knocked him off his speeder and demanded the location of the gauntlet. Haf Sober revealed that it was in the possesion of Satan.
The Potters flew to Satan's house, but had to leave Boggs Poggs and the ship behind because of the anti-aircraft shield. Thanos fought off Zavok the Demon and the Potters proceeded inside and retrieved the gauntlet. However, Satan appeared and revealed that it was a trap, as shields closed over the house, preventing them from leaving. So long as the gauntlet remained on the premises, Satan was able to siphon power off of it, meaning he could leave it with Thanos and the Potters. Thanos called his husband, God, for help. God said he could amplify the power of the gauntlet to summon anybody, alive or dead, but only at the bottom of Satan's garden.
==== The Battle for Universe 14 ====
In Satan's garden, Thanos and God used the Amplified Gauntlet to summon Scottish Mickey Mouse, Scottish Minnie Mouse, Scottish Goofy, Scottish Pluto, Scottish Donald Duck, Scottish Daffy Duck, Men, Steve, Alex, Cow, Wolf, MC Mental, Charizard, Blue Iron Man (now good), Dark Bird, Haf Sober (now good), the Jangos, Jangina Fett, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Iron Man, Samus, Olimar, the Gorilla Gang, Shady Salesman, Reybot 9000, Boug, Egghead Man, Snape, Goomba Guard, the Mysterious Traveller, Drift, Jonesy, Fortnite Poseidon, Fortnite Cowgirl, Fortnite Dinesaur, Fortnite Ragnarok, Fortnite Diver, Scottish Batman, and Zangeif, to aid Cat in the Battle for Universe 14.
Thanos charged into battle alongside the forces of Universe 14 to fight Satan and his army of evil. Satan confronted Thanos directly, demanding the gauntlet. Fortnite Diver took it into his care, promising to keep it safe, but Dark Mario quickly stole it. In combat with Satan, Thanos asked if anyone could save the gauntlet, but all of his forces were locked in battle as well and unable to help. Luckily, Boggs Poggs and his ship arrived to blow up Dark Mario, allowing Drift to secure the gauntlet. Satan intervened and attempted to use the gauntlet to destroy everything, talking about how inevitable his reign was. Thanos stole the gauntlet back, as he was the only inevitable one. The gauntlet eradicated all of Satan's forces, at the cost of Thanos's life.
After the battle, the victors held a funeral for Thanos, where God descended and transported his corpse away. Unknown to everyone else, God dumped Thanos's body in a ditch and travelled to Universe 16 to look for a new partner.
== Abilities ==
=== Infinity Gauntlet ===
==== Seven stones ====
With at least seven stones, Thanos could make huge dimensional-altering changes, at the risk of his own life. He used this ability to eradicate Satan and his army, killing him.
==== Power Stone ====
Thanos could channel huge amounts of energy to deal incredible damage and destruction.
==== Space Stone ====
Thanos could teleport between places instantly, as well as teleport other beings and objects through space as well.
==== Reality Stone ====
Thanos could change the atomic structure of beings and objects into quite literally anything.
==== Soul Stone ====
Thanos could locate the souls of people, as well as influence them.
==== Time Stone ====
Thanos had complete control over the flow of time in Universe 14, able to stop it, alter its speed and even reverse it.
==== Mind Stone ====
Thanos could read the minds of others, and influence their behaviour.
==== Zombie Stone ====
Thanos could create and command Zombies at will.
==== Spare Infinity Stones ====
Thanos kept a stockpile of many spare infinity stones at his house - their power combined was said to be even greater than one Infinity Gauntlet.
==== Amplified Infinity Gauntlet ====
When amplified with the power of God, the gauntlet could revive the dead.
=== Bread Knife ===
Thanos carried his trusty oversized bread knife around. He was skilled in swordsmanship with it, but many found it disgusting, leading that to be how he won fights.
=== Strength ===
Thanos is very strong, much stronger than the average inhabitant of Universe 14.
== Trivia ==
* Thanos is the first homosexual character in the Furternator multiverse.
* The Thanos figure used was actually a bootleg. I've lost it now.