The Canuck War

== Background ==
The Canuck War, also known as The McCool War, and known to the Sponges as The Second Plainvew War, is an allied operation in the City of Ottawa owned by the Canadian Roleplaying Community against cringey gangs and canada itself for control over the city. The Sponges see the war as the finishing of the first Plainview War, as it never had been ended originally. They see the Canadians as the direct successor of Plainview since their creator/leader, Sync, is the same as the co-creator of Plainview. They consider it a greatly holy war to achieve revenge for the death of their group. They planned extensively before attacking.
=== The Beginning of the War ===
The first raid was pretty autistic, but it was saved by an unpredicted raid by the Canadian Yakuza, who knew where the Sponges and Clowns could get weapons, leading to a slaughter of the RCMP and seizure of the DND. It also led to the Canadians taking note of the Funny Powers as just another street gang, which made sp0ng3s lead a flash raid that ended up lasting for hours in the Second Ottawa Raid, where the Yakuza were again vital allies. The war has mainly been hit and runs from the back of trucks. It also has been hallmarked by plenty of RDMing of civilians by allied mercenaries such as the Hostile Hunters and the Yakuza, as well as unaligned mafia families trying to seize profit in the chaos. It has been a war of terror, spreading fear amongst the RCMP by sniping from glitched positions and then quickly leaving the area in vans lacking license plates, leading to the RCMP and Canadian MPs to fire upon pretty much every van or truck randomly. This has caused chaos amongst the civilian populace, causing demands by the RCMP to permaban Sponges and allies. 
== Shit Kicks Off ==
=== The Last Straw ===
On September 5th, after the war appeared to have been put on hold, the Canadian Army raided Sponge allies, mainly Bacon Army, and got destroyed. The Canadian Army tried raiding again on September 7th, again failing. Sp0ng3s, on September 9th, informed Piehold that he believed that the hacking and destruction of their group on September 6th had been done by the CSIS. This is where Pie stated what would be the name of this section of the war: "This is the last straw for all Sponges." Piehold believed the evidence he provided to be sufficient and started ramping up their group for a coming war, thus bringing the Spongebob Raiders into the war. Simultaneously, the Yakuza were banned from the CRC discord, leading to sp0ng3s convincing their leader to break official neutrality (thought their goals already tended to help the Sponges) and join the war. The Sponges of Robloxia then rallied the Funny Powers more to their cause, with the Egg Military and G Gang devoting themselves to the war, after being bored to death due to the lack of battles post Honk Wars. The Noob Mafia also promised some men.
==== The Autistic Pause ====
After the beginning of September, activity in Ottawa got very slow. The Canadians refused to officially talk with any of the Funny Powers, making it incredibly hard to organize an official battle. 
Category:Post-HWII Small Conflicts
Category:Wars