Funny Jokes/Quotes

Make a heading foryourself and tell me some funny stuff you have heard!
I Am A Superstar!! : ) (talk)
==Stefanie's funny things she has heard==
12-17-12
Kid in English Class: Miss! Do you know what a dork actually is?
Mrs. Walters: A dork? No, what is it?
Kid: A whale penis.
Mrs. Walters: A what penis? 
Kid: A whales!
Mrs. Walters: So you just look up whales penises all day?
Me: [Thinking} Don't you mean whale penii?
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1-16-13
Me: Paul J? What's the J stand for?
Paul: Jellybean!
Me: OH MY GOD THAT'S SOO FUNNY! 
Paul: Just kidding it's Joseph.
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6-23-13
Paul: [To my mom] Come 'ere! Come here for a few reasons: 
One is so I don't have to talk so loud,
The second reason is so I can teach ya something about the gutters,
and the third reason is so in case you get on my nerves, I can punch ya in the nose!
:P
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7-5-13
Me: Hey mom, you mind if I turn on your computer to defrag it now?
Mom: We're not watching Fraggle Rock!
Me: Hunh? That's not what I-HEY NO making fun of Fraggle Rock I have a DVD! >:)
LOOOL WUT
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