Harry Smith's New Language

Harry Smith's New Language is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in April 2015.
== Synopsis ==
Harry and David decide to make a new language - it turns out to be harder than expected!
==Plot==
Harry Smith is chilling out on a Tuesday night, lying in bed listening to The Murderers. His Eyephone starts ringing. He answers it, and to his surprise, it is David Marshall. David forgives him for the disastrous night and asks him if he wants to make a new language together, so they can say whatever they want in class without getting yelled at by Catriona McMillan. He agrees, and starts coming up with some words.
The next day, Harry goes to school as usual. He and David decide to tell Blair Cameron about their new language. He tells them that they need to decide on the lexicon, the orthography and the grammar. Harry and David are confused, stating that they are not linguists like him. Blair then tells them that they will need to study linguistics if they want to make their own language. They scream "AAAAAAARGH!", disappointed that making a language isn't as easy as they think.
The two boys go home and work on the language, trying to trick themselves into thinking that Pamela Milne will become ugly and fat if they don't make it. Sitting confused, they decide to just make the language like English, but with Japanese, German, Chinese, Spanish and Pedian words. They go on Gargle Translate to find the Japanese, German, Chinese and Spanish words. David then sneaks into James Smith's room, grabs four pounds from his piggy bank and buys a Pedian dictionary from the Colham Culture Centre. 
They finally start rehearsing their language, saying things such as "Die kyōshi es fēicháng kalopriz" (The teacher is very stupid) and "Měi debería iku töten ella misma" (Mae should go kill herself). Harry and David write some phrases down on two pieces of paper, with both of them taking one each. David then goes home.
The next morning, Harry and David both go to class as usual. The bits of paper fall out of their pockets, so Catriona McMillan picks one of them up and reads it out. When she sees "The teacher is very stupid" on it, she gives them both referrals.
When Harry gets home, Grace Smith bans him from playing Hot Bird on his Eyephone.
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