The Great Camp Out

==The Great Camp Out==
The Camp Out is the seventeenth episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show.
==Plot==
The contestants are forced to go camping, and must depend on one another for survival.
==Transcript==
Setting: SpongeBobs Backyard
SpongeBob: Last time on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show, our contestants competed in a high speed race, around Bikini Bottom! In the end the Jellyfish won, but were disqualified when they stole the Krabby Patties map, which meant that it was time to say our "goodbyes" to Mrs. Puff! Which of her fellow contestants will join her this week? What brutal challenge do we have in store for our contestants? All these questions, and much more will be answered tonight, on an exciting new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!
[Opening Theme]
Setting: Patricks House
[Alarm clock goes off]
Patrick: [Smashes alarm clock, and yawns] Noon already? [Gets out of bed, and finds his toothbrush on the ground] Hey, buddy! [Picks up toothbrush] I've been looking all over for you! [Scratches back with toothbrush] Yeah, that's the spot. [Looks at his rotting teeth through the mirror] Hm... if only there was some magical device that could clean your teeth, and help stop cavities. [Walks away and throws toothbrush away] We all know that's never going to happen.
SpongeBob: [Enters the area] Patrick, what are you doing? We have a show to film! [Begins dragging Patrick outside, and notices Patricks toothbrush in the trash can] Patrick, what's your toothbrush doing in the trash can?
Patrick: Toothbrush? Don't be silly; that's a back sratcher! It also doubles as a hair comb!
SpongeBob: We don't have time for this. Follow me! [Exits the area with Patrick following behind]
Setting: SpongeBobs Backyard
SpongeBob: Thank you all for joining me here today, for an exciting new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show! In todays competition you'll be going on a camping trip!
Squidward: [Laughs] That's it?
SpongeBob: Let's see here... who here got beaten up by a Sea Bear on our last camping trip?
Squidward: Point taken.
SpongeBob: Both teams must pick their camp site, and build their own tent. Whichever team gives up first, will lose one contestant. The winning team, however, will be safe from elimination!
Sandy: I've got this in the bag! I'm a trained survivalist!
SpongeBob: On your mark... get set... go!
Plankton: Where should our campsite be?
Sandy: Well...
Setting: Sandys House
Plankton: This is your big idea?
Sandy: Do you have a better idea?
Plankton: Quick question.
Sandy: Yes?
Plankton: How am I supposed to breath?
Setting: Outside of Sandys House
Plankton: [Exits the building in fear]
Sandy: [Exits behind Plankton] Okay, so maybe that wasn't our best idea.
Plankton: You think!
Setting: Squidwards House
Squidward: [Finishes building a tent]
Patrick: I don't know about this.
Squidward: What do you mean?
Patrick: It's just seems like we're cheating. You can't have old fashion fun by the campfire, when you're indoors.
Squidward: What about the fireplace?
Patrick: Well, okay, but I'm just not getting into the camping spirit.
Squidward: This is about winning! Listen, I promise that when this is over we can go on a real camping trip. [Crosses fingers behind back]
Patrick: Really?
Squidward: I promise. [Continues crossing fingers behind back]
Setting: Krusty Krab
Sandy: Well, what do you think?
Plankton: [Realizes that he may be able to steal the Krabby Patty formula if he camps there] Are you kidding? This place is fantastic!
Sandy: We might want to make ourselves comfortable, because we might be here a while.
Plankton: [Creates a plan to sneak into Mr. Krabss office] I'll go check Krabss office for some supplies. [Happily marches towards Mr. Krabss office]
Setting: Mr. Krabss Office
Plankton: Krabs will never see this coming! [Sneaks towards the safe]
Sandy: [Enters the room] Hey, Plankton?
Plankton: Huh?
Sandy: There's no need to look for any supplies; I just set up a tent from scratch.
Plankton: [Observes the tent, which appears to be perfect] How did you-
Sandy: I told you that I was a trained survivalist!
Setting: Squidwards House
Squidward: Oh, great! I left my toothbrush upstairs! [Begins to exit the tent]
Patrick: Don't worry, you can use mine. [Hands Squidward a toothbrush]
Squidward: What about the toothpaste?
Patrick: Oh, this stuff? [Hands Squidward toothpaste]
Squidward: [Brushes teeth, and hands the toothbrush and toothpaste back to Patrick]
Patrick: Yay! My turn! [Uses the toothbrush to comb armpit hair] Boy, am I thirsty! [Drinks the toothpaste] Yum! It tastes minty!
Squidward: [Face turns green]
Setting: Krusty Krab
Sandy: It's time to get some shut eye. [Yawns as she goes to sleep inside the tent]
Plankton: [Makes sure that Sandy is asleep, and sneaks towards Mr. Krabss office]
Sandy: Where are you going?
Plankton: [Becomes startled to hear Sandy awake] Ah! Oh, I'm just, um... [Scratches head] going to the bathroom. [Nervously]
Sandy: The bathrooms that way. [Points towards the bathroom]
Plankton: [Begins sweating, nervously] Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Sandy: It's hot in here. I forgot to turn the down the A.C. [Turns down the air conditioning]
Plankton: Well, I guess you should be going back to sleep now.
Sandy: Actually, I'm not that sleepy anymore.
Plankton: [Sighs, and pulls a mallot out from behind him] Hit me with it. [Hands Sandy the mallot]
Sandy: Huh?
Plankton: End my torture, and hit me already!
Sandy: Well, okay. [Begins to swing the mallot]
Plankton: Ah! [Dodges the mallot] I didn't mean it!
Sandy: But you just said-
Plankton: Forget what I said! I'm going to go get some sleep! [Falls asleep inside the tent]
Setting: Squidwards House
Patrick: (Continues telling a story that began offscreen) -the end.
Squidward: Are you done now?
Patrick: Are you kidding? There's plenty more stories where that came from!
Squidward: You know what? Get out of my house! [Points towards the exit]
Patrick: [Exits the building]
Squidward: Maybe I can finally get some sleep.
[Door is knocked on]
Squidward: [Answers the door]
Patrick: [Stands at the door] Can I come back inside?
Squidward: No! [Shuts the door]
[Door is knocked on again]
Squidward: [Answers the door]
Patrick: [Stands at the door] Pretty please?
Squidward: No! [Shuts the door]
[Door is knocked on again]
Squidward: [Doesn't even answer the door this time] Leave me alone, and never come back again!
Setting: Outside Squidwards House
TV Announcer: [Appears to be waiting at the door with a ten thousand dollar check, while on TV] I guess he didn't want the money. Let's try the next house. [Walks away]
Setting: Krusty Krab
Plankton: [Appears to have been sitting there listening to Sandy talk about her survival skills the whole time]
Sandy: There I was, with no food and no water, but then-
Plankton: That's it! We give up!
Sandy: What did you just do?!
Plankton: You wouldn't quit blabbing! When I came here tonight I didn't think that I would learn your lifes story!
Sandy: You could have just told me to be quiet!
Setting: SpongeBobs Backyard
SpongeBob: Thank you all for joining me here today, for yet another elimination ceremony!The votes are in, and the next contestant to be eliminated from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show is... Sandy!
Sandy: Well, see ya' later! [Begins exiting the area]
SpongeBob: What, that's it?
Sandy: Yeah, pretty much.
SpongeBob: Well, then... I guess we're done here.
Setting: Squidwards House
Squidward: [Appears to be sleeping]
[Someone knocks on front door]
Squidward: [Wakes up, and answers the door]
Patrick: [Stands at the door, wearing camping gear] Hey, Squidward!
Squidward: Patrick, what do you want?
Patrick: Remember? You promised me that you would take me on a real camping trip!
Squidward: [Groans]
Patrick: Oh, and don't worry; I'll let you borrow my toothbrush again!
Setting: Camp Site
Patrick: [Appears to be sitting by a camp fire with Squidward] Do you want to tell ghost stories?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: What about-
Squidward: No.
Patrick: [Stands still, without talking] Awkward...
The End
==Trivia==
*Sandy is the eliminated contestant.
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