Q12E01 - Bone Appétit

This episode covers the first half of the story "Cedric Submissive" by PotterParadise16.
== Episode Summary ==
Cedric and Cho have dinner and hydrate copiously.
== Notable Moments ==
* The hosts name this pairing "Dang!"
* First sentence, and already the Ughorns make an appearance.
* Chang is going to break up with Cedric if he burns the pot roast.
* "Roger Davies" is the new "Roger that!"
* Lyndsay calls for a Harry Potter/Dawson's Creek crossover since Joey's last name was also Potter. Danny calls it "Dawson's Black Lake"
* Allie just keeps picturing Edward Cullen and expects Bella to bust in the door and break up with him for cheating.
* Danny gets the consent issues all sorted out.
* Garlic in the meal...so probably NOT a vampire (unless he's feeling suicidal)
* The Golden Threesome start to flesh out the Sisters Ughorn
* "He's pulling such a Harry right now, missing the whole point." ~ Lyndsay
* "Is that a breadstick, or are you just happy to see me?" ~ Allie
* Allie wonders whether Cho and Cedric have been receiving romantic advice from Bill and Fleur.
* PSA: No outfit is EVER "asking for it".
* Drinking game: Take a shot every time they take a drink of water.
* (A:) Nothing gets me hotter than talking about death. (L:) Who else is missing, daddy?
* Cho pulls the bend and snap to seduce Cedric
* "This is how the Diggorys do it. My mom always licks the sauce of of my lips." ~ Allie
* Danny jokes that all the plates are sliding off the table because Cedric's boner is tilting the table.
* "Look what I'm serving for dinner! Boner, with a side of boner!" ~ Allie
** "Pasta Bonergnes" ~ Lyndsay
* All the blood rushes to Cedric's cock like a "Diggory-doo"
* (L:) Anytime a guy makes me pasta, I'm like, "Fine, I'll take my top off." (D:) I still have three layers on underneath this, but sure, I'll take the top layer off.
* "The fact is, he blew it early by just having water out." ~ Danny
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Down 
* In shock that they're behaving like this is their 2nd date and not their 2nd anniversary
Danny: Down 
* Excited for next chapter
Lyndsay: Down 
* But excited for what is to come
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Ulrike sent in a song that was played to the Friends theme song
* Dave sent in his AllStar rewrite.
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Category:0 Wands Up
Category:Allie: Down
Category:Lyndsay: Down
Category:Danny: Down