ミッション・ボーカロイド・コマーシャル (Mission VOCALOID Commercial)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Miku	Luka	KAITO	Nana	Lapis	Rana
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ボーカロイド　ボーカロイド 	bookaroido bookaroido 	Vocaloid, vocaloid,
キミの思いのまま歌うよ 	kimi no omoi no mama utau yo 	we sing as you desire
ボーカロイド　ボーカロイド 	bookaroido bookaroido 	Vocaloid, vocaloid,
キミのパーフェクトな歌姫 	kimi no paafekutona utahime 	your perfect diva
インストールが終われば 	insutooru ga owareba 	Once you’re done installing,
ディスクは投げて遊べる一石二鳥 	disuku wa nagete asoberu issekinichou 	you can use the disk as a frisbee, it’s like hitting two birds with one stone
発売中！ 	hatsubai chuu! 	On sale now!
 	 	
どうです？こちらの新しいCM■■ 	dou desu? kochira no atarashii CM■■ 	What do you think? It’s a new commercial ■■
必ず全世界のDTM ■■ 	kanarazu zen sekai no DTM■■ 	It’ll cause an uproar for the DTM ■■
フリークの間で大爆発！■■ 	furiiku no aida de dai bakuhatsu!■■ 	freaks all over the world!■■
見たら即効ボカロを買いたくなる！■■ 	mitara sokkou bokaro o kaitaku naru!■■ 	Once you see it you would immediately want to get a vocaloid! ■■
みるみるミクに行くキッズ　OK！ 	mirumiru miku ni iku kizzu OK! 	Kids would start swarming toward Miku, OK,
儲けとけ！そんで豪勢に 	mouketoke! sonde gousei ni 	make some bets! We’ll be rich
余生は左うちわ■■ 	yosei wa hidariuchi wa■■ 	We’ll have such an easy rest of our life, ■■
とりあえずの狙いはリムジンだ！■■ 	toriaezu no nerai wa rimujin da!■■ 	what we’re aiming for is a limousine! ■■
完璧です 	kanpeki desu 	It’s perfect
ちょっと、ちょっと、ちょっと、待ちなさい 	chotto, chotto, chotto, machinasai 	Wait, wait, wait a second
はい 	hai 	Ok
私の意見を聞きなさい 	watashi no iken o kikinasai 	Listen to what I have to say
はい 	hai 	Ok
始めは良かったけど後半で■■ 	hajime wa yokatta kedo kouhan de■■ 	The beginning was fine, but what’s that ■■
ディスクは投げて遊べるって何で！？■■ 	disuku wa nagete asoberu tte nande!?■■ 	about “throwing disks” at the end, just why!? ■■
お得感！ 	otokukan! 	Makes it sound like a good deal!
いや、冒涜だ！■■ 	iya, boutoku da!■■ 	No, that’s blasphemy! ■■
もっとボカロの表現力■■ 	motto bokaro no hyougenryoku■■ 	Emphasize their expressiveness ■■
「超すげーぞ」■■って伝えて！ 	"chousugee zo"■■ tte tsutaete! 	so they’re like “wow amazing!” ■■
たとえばガッツリ早口しまくりな感じに 	tatoeba gattsuri hayakuchi shimakurina kanji ni 	For example like making her talk fast
 	 	
やりなおし 	yarinaoshi 	Start over again
 	 	
次の日… 	tsugi no hi… 	The next day…
 	 	
ボーカロイド　透きとおる歌声 	bookaroido sukitooru utagoe 	Vocaloids have clear singing voices
ボーカロイド 	bookaroido 	Vocaloids
 	 	
発売中！ 	hatsubai chuu! 	On sale now!
 	 	
これで完璧！早口！■■ 	kore de kanpeki! hayakuchi!■■ 	It’s perfect, fast talk! ■■
早すぎ！ 	hayasugi! 	Too fast!
誰も聞き取れない！ 	dare mo kikitorenai! 	No one’s going to understand!
認めない！ 	mitomenai 	I won’t accept it!
辛口… 	karakuchi… 	So harsh…
それに最後のカタカナ意味不明よ■■ 	sore ni saigo no katakana imi fumei yo■■ 	Also, the letters at the end make no sense ■■
あれはタイの「バンコク」の正式名称■■ 	are wa tai no "bankoku" no seishiki meishou■■ 	Oh, that’s the official name for Thai’s capital “Bangkok”this… is real https://www.into-asia.com/bangkok/introduction/fullname.php
The line literally translates to: The city of angels, the great city, the residence of the Emerald Buddha, the impregnable city (of Ayutthaya) of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn.
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クルンテープマハナコーンアモーンラッタナコーシンマヒンタラ… 	kuruntee pumahana koona moonratta nakoo shinma hintara…	Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara…
わかったわかった、もういいから！ 	wakatta wakatta, mou ii kara! 	Okay, okay, I get it!
言う事無いのに早口ってどうなん？■■ 	iu koto nai noni hayakuchi tte dou nan?■■ 	Why talk fast when you’ve got nothing good to say? ■■
あとなにあの怪音波■■ 	ato nani ano kai onpa■■ 	And also, what was that Eerie Sound Wave? A reference to Final Fantasy 8 http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Eerie_Sound_Wave
あれは高い声！ 	are wa takai koe! 	It’s a high note!
高すぎ！まるで破壊光線！ 	daka sugi! marude hakai kousen! 	It’s too high! That’s just a Hyper Beam! A reference to Pokemon
それから、あの服何！！ 	sore kara, ano fuku nani!! 	Also, what was with your outfit!!
ふだん着 	fudangi 	My normal clothes
不安になるだけ… 	fuan ni naru dake… 	That just worries me…
ボカロにはときめきがマスト！ 	bokaro ni wa tokimeki ga masuto! 	Excitement is a must have for vocaloids!
ドキドキさせるインパクトを尺度に 	dokidoki saseru inpakuto o shakudo ni 	Base it off of heart pounding impact
 	 	
やりなおし 	yarinaoshi 	Start over again
 	 	
次の日… 	tsugi no hi… 	The next day…
 	 	
ボーカロイド　夢への扉を開く 	bookaroido yume e no tobira o hiraku 	Vocaloid opens up the door to your dreams
ボーカロイド　君はきっと恋をする 	bookaroido kimi wa kitto koi o suru 	Vocaloid, you will surely fall in love with
ボーカロイド　今　君の手に 	bookaroido ima kimi no te ni 	Vocaloid, it’s now in your hand
ボーカロイド　驚きと出会おう 	bookaroido odoroki to deaou 	Vocaloid, now let’s face the surprise
ちょ、ちょっと、ちょっと、止めてー！ 	cho, chotto, chotto, tometee! 	Wha, wait, wait, stoooop!
…わざとやってない？ 	…waza to yattenai? 	…are you doing this on purpose?
いやいやいやいや 	iya iya iya iya 	Nononono
 	 	
やりなおし 	yarinaoshi 	Start over again
 	 	
次の日… 	tsugi no hi… 	The next day…
 	 	
ボーカロイド　君の夢… 	bookaroido kimi no yume… 	Vocaloid, your dream--
ダメー！！ 	damee!! 	Noooo!!
…絶対わざとやってるよね？ 	…zettai wazato yatteru yo ne? 	…you’re doing this on purpose, are you not
いやいやいやいや 	iya iya iya iya 	Nononono
たしかに言った、インパクトが大切と。■■ 	tashika ni itta, inpakuto ga taisetsu to.■■ 	Yes, I did say impact was important. ■■
でもこれブキミすぎて壊滅状態■■ 	demo kore bukimi sugite kaimetsu joutai■■ 	But this is devastatingly freaky ■■
次が最後のチャンス！■■ 	tsugi ga saigo no chansu!■■ 	This next one is your last chance! ■■
は、はい！ちゃんとやります！■■ 	ha, hai! chanto yarimasu! ■■ 	Ye, yes! I’ll make it good! ■■
テーマはカワイさ 	teema wa kawaisa 	The theme is cute,
楽しさ 	tanoshisa 	fun,
かっこよさ 	kakko yo sa 	cool,
スタイリッシュ 	sutairisshu 	stylish,
おしゃれ 	oshare 	well dressed,
ゴージャス 	goojasu 	gorgeous,
満腹感 	manpukukan 	fulfilling,
アドベンチャー 	adobenchaa 	adventure,
世界平和 	sekai heiwa 	world peace,
クリーミー 	kuriimii 	and creamy
予算も時間も足りません、その企画！■■ 	yosan mo jikan mo tarimasen, sono kikaku!■■ 	There’s not enough time or money for that project! ■■
いいから考えて何とかしなさい、とにかく！■■ 	ii kara kangaete nantoka shinasai, tonikaku!■■ 	I don’t care, just do it somehow! ■■
 	 	
やりなおし 	yarinaoshi 	Start over again
 	 	
ウィ～…ヒック…会社がなんだ！ 	wi~… hikku… kaisha ga nanda! 	Ugh… Hic… who cares about work!
仕事がなんだ！ヒック… 	shigoto ga nanda! hikku… 	Who cares about jobs! Hic…
 	 	
次の日… 	tsugi no hi… 	The next day…
 	 	
ボーカロイド　いつでもキミのそばにいたい 	bookaroido itsu demo kimi no soba ni itai 	Vocaloid, I want to always be next to you
泣きたい夜だって　ずっと 	nakitai yoru datte zutto 	Even on nights when you might want to cry, always
ボーカロイド　悲しみも全て伝えてね 	bookaroido kanashimi mo subete tsutaete ne 	Vocaloid, please tell me everything, even your sadness
愛だってそうやってできていく　だから　ボーカ 	ai datte sou yattede kite iku dakara booka 	That’s how love grows, so Voca
ろ～いど　初音～ミ～ク～ 	ro~ido hatsune~ mi~ ku~ 	loooid, Hatsuneee Miiikuuu
17800円 	ichi man nana sen happyaku en 	17800 yen
何～と～税込みで…発売中！ 	nan~ to~ zeikomi de… hatsubai chuu! 	incluuuding taaax ...on sale now!
ダメ―！ 	dame―! 	Nooooo!
はい… 	hai… 	Ok…
 (checked by Forgetfulsubs)
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Translation
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