The Day of the Lord

The Day of the Lord is the third episode of SpongeBob's Seventh Heaven.
==Synopsis==
i think its time i stop pretending these episodes have any sort of plot
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: welcome to my party everyone! 
Mr. Krabs: spongeboy me bob i must say the back of this white van is an interesting place to hold a birthday party
Larry: GUYS WE'RE GETTING KIDNAPPED
Alex: shut the fuck up youre already dead and are in 0 danger
Plankton: hey spongebob isnt your birthday in july-
SpongeBob: KEEP TALKING AND YOU WON'T BE ALIVE IN JULY
Squidward: he's already dead stupid
SpongeBob: i will vanquish his soul
Sandy: why don't you vanquish larry's while your at it
SpongeBob: im in a good mood so i'll do it later
Larry: HOW ABOUT NEVER THAT SOUNDS VERY NICE YES
Peppa: where birthday cake
SpongeBob: LARRY YOU FUCKASS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY A CAKE
Larry: YOU NEVER TOLD ME I HAD TO
George: guys we're already in a van why don't we just stop at a store
Peppa: we're in the middle of the desert george there's no bakery for miles
George: how the fuck there's no desert in the uk
Alex: we're in wales
George: oh thats worse actually
Tobias: sorry fellas i lost the map
George: WHY IS HE DRIVING
Peppa: because everyone else is a child or dead
SpongeBob: tobias can you stop the van at a chuck e cheese i want to go traumatize more kids
Tobias: there's no chuck e cheese in the uk
SpongeBob: i'll settle for a dave and busters
Tobias: Well today's your lucky day! (parks car)
author's disclaimer: i've never been to dave and busters
SpongeBob: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peppa: freddy fazbear pizza better
George: guys we need an adult or they won't let us in
Tobias: i'm 17 i could probably pass as an adult
George: nah thats how people end up kidnapped
Sandy: yall i just killed the security guard XDDDDDDDDD
Freddy Fazbear: what the fuck that's my job
SpongeBob: WHO CARES FREE ENTRY
Patrick: THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING RULE
===inside dave and busters===
Patrick: this fucking sucks
Peppa: told you freddy fazbear pizza was better
Freddy Fazbear: i concur
Tobias: yall got games
Waiter: (gives tobias a basketball)
Tobias: this is an amazon basics basketball what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
Peppa: can i eat it
Tobias: knock yourself out
Peppa: thx (eats and dies)
Sandy: yeah that's the average dave and busters experience
Waiter: anything i can do for you boys?
Alex: 29 shots of tequila pls
Squidward: what the fu
Sandy: goddamn
Waiter: coming right up in ten hours
Freddy Fazbear: alex can i have a shot
Alex: buy your own broke ass
Freddy Fazbear: fuck this im going to cause the bite of 24 (leaves)
Alex: bye have fun
George: hey where did larry go
Sandy: punk ass bitch finally left
SpongeBob: this is the greatest birthday ever
Larry: hi guys i went to the bathroom
George: HOW
Waiter: here's your drink my good sir who is definetely of age
Alex: this is vodka you fucking lied to me
Waiter: YOU ARE SHORTER THAN MY FOOTSTOOL HOW DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Alex:
Tobias: i cant believe this
Sandy: this is an outrage
SpongeBob: thank you for ruining my birthday bitch ass fuck
Waiter: THERES GHOSTS HERE????
===on the way home===
Patrick: well that sucked
Larry: thank god we're finally out it felt like we were in there for a year
Alex: because it was a year its april 30 2025
Larry: WHAT
SpongeBob: TURN THE VAN AROUND TOBIAS WE'RE GOING BACK FOR ROUND TWO
Tobias: ay ay im your little butterfly captain
Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the end
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