Lifetime (TV network) Schedule September 26, 2005

8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Marriage Most Foul" 	Sugarbaker's becomes a hive of frenzied pre-wedding activity when Allison's old flame, wealthy financier Barry Binsford, is released from prison and immediately proposes marriage to her. Starring: Dixie Carter, Meshach Taylor, Julia Duffy, Annie Potts, Jan Hooks, Marla Maples   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Marriage Most Foul" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Picking a Winner" 	Julia gives the money-conscious Allison one week to get an overdue payment from their wealthy client Les Pittman, while Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank so she can get pregnant again. Starring: Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Julia Duffy, Jan Hooks   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Picking a Winner" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	From Here to the Pharmacy 	Blanche gets a visit from a "friend" named Bill, who she does not remember. Meanwhile, Sophia is working on her will and Rose acts as her legal advisor. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	From Here to the Pharmacy 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Golden Girls 	The Pope’s Ring S7E13 	Sophia is off to see the Pope's Mass. Under strange circumstances, Sophia obtains the Pope's ring and it becomes up to Sophia and the Golden Girls to figure out a way to return it. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Harold Gould   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:30 am 		The Golden Girls 	The Pope’s Ring S7E13 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Nanny 	S6 E1 - The Honeymoon's Overboard 	As C.C and Sylvia mount a search, Fran and Maxwell try to survive after being washed up on a deserted island on their honeymoon. Ray Abruzzo, Lisa Stanley, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Ray Abruzzo, Renee Taylor, Lisa Stanley   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
10:00 am		The Nanny 	S6 E1 - The Honeymoon's Overboard 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S6 E2 - Fran Gets Shushed 	Maxwell and Fran find themselves at odds over their noisy lovemaking. Rachel Chagall, Ray Stricklyn, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Renee Taylor, Ray Stricklyn   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S6 E2 - Fran Gets Shushed 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		Will & Grace 	My Fair Maid-y (N) 	Grace becomes obsessed with the maid Will has hired, thinking she won't be creative without her. Jack pretends to be a lawyer. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Raphael Sbarge, Wendie Jo Sperber, Burt Goodman   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:00 am		Will & Grace 	My Fair Maid-y (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		Will & Grace 	The Unsinkable Mommy Adler (N) 	Grace's mothers comes for a visit and thinks Grace and Will should marry. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Debbie Reynolds, Scott Kelly Galbreath   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:30 am		Will & Grace 	The Unsinkable Mommy Adler (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1316 Wanted: Frederick Russell. Lost loves: Savior of Steve Newton (repeat from November 15, 1996). Wanted: Rafael Camarena (repeat from April 24, 1991)	Featured stories: An all-American college student becomes a fugitive after killing 3 students in a drunk driving accident; did a man on trial for murder kill himself or merely disappear?; an update on the search for a young woman who rendered aid at the site of a motorcycle accident; police uncover an underground tunnel used to smuggle drugs fro Mexico to the U.S.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1316 Wanted: Frederick Russell. Lost loves: Savior of Steve Newton (repeat from November 15, 1996). Wanted: Rafael Camarena (repeat from April 24, 1991)	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1308 Wanted: Stephen Anderson 	Featured stories: "Kentucky Bomber,"- a sheriff is led on a chase by a suspected bomber who eventually disappears leaving everyone to wonder where he is hiding; update on a news producer who reconciles with his mother after initially refusing to see her since she abandoned him as a child; friends and business associates are shocked when an investment counselor disappears on his yacht...only to find out later that he had pocketed $6 million of their investment money; a profile on Edgar Cayce, a turn-of-the-century psychic who possessed amazing talents.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1308 Wanted: Stephen Anderson 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		House of Secrets 	 	In New Orleans, the wealthy, frail and abused wife of a charming doctor conspires with his maltreated mistress to murder him during a Mardi Gras celebration. When the deed is done, she is shocked to discover that his body is missing and he appears to be alive. Driven to madness, she seeks revenge with the help of Cajun Voodoo. Starring: Bruce Boxleitner, Melissa Gilbert, Cicely Tyson   [CC] [TV-PG V]
2:00 pm 		House of Secrets 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "The Hero Heart" 	Lu's boyfriend's fate is revealed after being shot by one of her mentally unbalanced patients. Meanwhile, Andy struggles with the emotional trauma of separation from her abusive husband and the effects of this relationship on the delicate psyche of her daughter who has just had back surgery. The pressure is heightened when Andy attempts to help a heart transplant patient without insurance, as well as a couple who have never held their child who was born with an immune deficiency and lives in a bubble. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Philip Casnoff, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot, Rosa Blasi, Patricia Richardson   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "The Hero Heart" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S4 E10 - The Car Show 	Fran enters a beauty contest to win a car for Maggie's birthday. John Bishop, Tara Holland, and Rosalyn Kind guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, John Bishop, Tara Holland, Rosalyn Kind   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S4 E10 - The Car Show 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E7 - Oy Vey, You're Gay 	Maxwell falls in love with his publicist, unaware that she is gay. Catherine Oxenberg guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Catherine Oxenberg   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E7 - Oy Vey, You're Gay 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	That Old Feeling 	It's date-ja vu when Blanche starts seeing her late husband's brother. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, George Grizzard   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	That Old Feeling 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		Will & Grace 	Head Case 	Bathroom renovations become a metaphor for Will and Grace's relationship issues. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
6:30 pm 		Will & Grace 	Head Case 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Dirty Little Secret 	 	A woman learns the disturbing truth about her husband after her adopted son is kidnapped by his birth mother. Starring: Tracey Gold, Ian Tracey, Jack Wagner, Mary Page Keller, Ben Cardinal, Peter Flemming, Michael Suchanek   [CC] [TV-PG LV] [Video Described/SAP]
7:00 pm 		Dirty Little Secret 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Forbidden Secrets 	(N) 	Alex is in the process of getting a divorce from her controlling husband and decides to move back into her family home. When strange things begin to happen, Alex works with Mike, her mother's psychiatrist, and Sam, a trusted old friend, to unravel the mysteries of her childhood and solve the murders of the past and present. Starring: Kristy Swanson   [CC]
9:00 pm 		Forbidden Secrets 	(N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		Will & Grace 	The Big Vent 	Will and Grace eavesdrop on a real-life soap opera in the apartment below them. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Corinne Bohrer, Robert Curtis Brown, Jensen Daggett, Titus Napoleon, T.F. Sullivan, Scott Kelly Galbreath   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:00 pm		Will & Grace 	The Big Vent 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		How Clean is Your House?	123 A Frat-tastic Disaster (N) 	19 Bedrooms, 4 Bathrooms and 30 dirty frat boys under one roof makes this UCLA fraternity a Kappa Kappa Catastrophe! Littered with plastic cups and pizza boxes and a grotesque communal bathroom, this house looks like a science project. Can Kim & Aggie turn this Greek Tragedy into a tidy triumph? Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC]
11:30 pm		How Clean is Your House?	123 A Frat-tastic Disaster (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		How Clean is Your House?	118 Charlie's Dirtiest Angel 	A very sexy private investigator is hiding a dirty secret of her own. Her house is a filthy mess. She tracks down crooks and criminals of every kind but hasn't been able to locate a vacuum cleaner or dustpan in years. Kim and Aggie are on the hunt for clues as to why this sexy P.I. has let her house get into such and undesirable state. Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 am		How Clean is Your House?	118 Charlie's Dirtiest Angel 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Golden Girls 	Little Sister 	Rose's little sister becomes a big problem when she proves to be very difficult to get along with. Igna Swenson guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Igna Swenson   [CC] [TV-PG D]
12:30 am		The Golden Girls 	Little Sister 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E24 - The Heather Biblow Story 	Fran's old nemisis lands a role on a popular soap opera. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Pamela Anderson, Joshua Morrow, Shemar Moore, Peter Bergman, Rachel Chagall, Barbara Crampton, Jeanne Cooper, Ann Guilbert, Hunter Tylo, Lee Brook   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
1:00 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E24 - The Heather Biblow Story 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Rush for the Door" 	Jinny and Magda investigate a fire and stampede in a nightclub which may have been started to cover up another murder. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Amy Jo Johnson, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm   [CC] [TV-PG DL] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Rush for the Door"