The Confusion On Crazy Street: Part 2

There's a PART 1 you bozos!
Crazy and Normal were in super-awesome battle suits.These battle suits happened have 106,172,727,825 different buttons. They were built by Normal. They were off to stop an alien invasion. They had their weapons carry them outside, and they saw a green guy.Yes, this is the same guy as the one you saw in Part 1. SO STOP WHINING!
"Hi evil person!" Crazy said.
"Hello Crazy."
"How are your plans going?"
"I already stole one million doll..."
Normal had just pushed a button, and shot him with a raygun.I like footnotes!
"You stole one million dolls? Wait... why are you disintegrated?"
"He was an alien in disguise. My alien tracker saw it."
"Oh yeah!"
They marched off to where the UFOs were landing.
"STOP EARTHLINGS! WE WILL DESTROY YOU!"
An alien shot lasers out of his hands.
Crazy pushed a button on his suit. It started dancing.
"YEAH! WOOOOO!"
"Crazy, this is not the time for robo-dance mode!"
But Crazy did not listen. His robot suit kept dancing. Of course, the dancing shook the entire suit, which caused Crazy to bump into some buttons. Buttons like:
*Missile launch
*Anvil drop
*KABOOM!
*Lightning Blast
*KABOOM 2Yes, buttons can have sequels.
*Flamethrower
*Awesomeness Blast
*The button that blows stuff up
*And a few others that involve explosions
Anyways, all of the aliens were defeated when Crazy bumped into these buttons.
"SORRY DESTROYED ALIENS!"
"There's no time to apologize to dead guys! We've got to keep working."
And they did. They continued, and shot down other aliens. Only the one named "Super-Blaster-of-Doom" lived.This is because Crazy thought his name was cool.
They marched into the military base, which had been blown up.BY A SUPER LASER! They saw about 218,172,921,825,891 and a half aliens. Don't ask how half an alien got in there. Crazy pushed a button, and a missile launcher bigger than the battle suit popped out. It was so big, Crazy couldn't hold it up, and he dropped it right onto the aliens, crushing all of them.
"Now that's what I call a green pancakes!"
"EEEEWWWW!"
"Stop 'EEEEWWWW'ing!" Crazy said. He slapped Normal's robot suit with his. So, Normal slapped back. The two of them kept slapping each other until a laser shot Crazy's battle suit.
"YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT, TOUGH GUY!"
Crazy popped out a laser that said "The KABOOM 3000"This is not related to the Kaboom! listed above. THIS ONE IS MORE AWESOME! on it. He charged it up, and the word "KABOOM" was heard from a speaker on it. Then, everything around them exploded. All of the UFOs were destroyed. The puppies were safe.I don't know what they have to do with it, but at least they're safe, right?
They then walked outside to see the biggest UFO ever!I STILL LIKE FOOTNOTES!
"Wanna go blow that up?" Crazy asked.
"Go jump in a lake." Normal said.
"Yes sir!" Crazy ran to the lake that was conveniently right next to them, and jumped in. Then, he found out it was an acid lake. Oops. His skeleton climbed back out, and he hit the re-flesh-er button on the battle suit. Then, they marched off to find more aliens. Two green guys walked by, but they were human. They kept walking, and found an alien that was blue! BLUE! A blue alien... I bet you never thought THAT would happen! Normal shot at it, but the bullets bounced right off!
"YOU DARE SHOOT AT GLEECHOISUZPALGOISENTCHUY?!"Let's just call him Bob, shall we? Bob then opened his super weapon... a handful of tofu. He threw it at Crazy, and Crazy ate it.
"It needs salt. And meat." Crazy said. Normal facepalmed, and then opened an energy sword. Then it shorted out. The blue alien slowly approached the duo. Then, he raised his hand, and it started glowing. "Is that bad?" Crazy asked, even though it was obvious what the answer was.
"Oh, no! The glowing is a sign of friendship! OF COURSE IT'S BAD!" Normal said. 
"Well now I feel stupid."
"That's probably because you are."
"Silence earthlings!" Bob said. "Now, bring me to your leader!"
"How cliche." Normal said. "How about 'We will leave and never return because we are nice aliens.' It seems every alien is 'conquer' this or 'raygun' that."
Bob did not like this. He charged his super-angry-ray-of-ultimate-evil-that-can-blow-stuff-up-with-amazing-force-so-you-might-want-to-watch-out-no-I-am-not-kidding-run-for-your-life-you-fool!Let's just call this Bob's Boom Boom Gun Normal flicked a switch, and Bob went uuuuuuuup.I WON THE LOTTERY! Bob's Boom Boom Gun went off anyways, so they had to hit the disco button. The robot suits danced out of the way as the beam destroyed the world's largest chocolate cake.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Crazy cried, "NOT THE CAKE! IT WAS STALE, BUT IT WAS GOOD ANYWAYS!"
"Dude, it was three hundred years old. If you ate it, you would probably die."
"But... cake..."
Normal shot a "Get-A-Grip" beam at Crazy. Crazy got a grip on the lever in the robot-suit. It just happens this lever blows up Mars. Mars blew up.
"Crazy, that was genius. I didn't even think to blow up their home planet! You're the smart one now."
"I am?"
"No, you're thicker then a brick wall."
"Is that good?"
"Sure."
"Pongwantcheeewootugwantos! WOOOOO! Tah dah! SSS! TCHGH!"This should explain everything.
Normal slowly backed away from Crazy.
"Umm... at least the invasion ended..."
"Quite the contrary my fine friends," said a voice. They turned to see a RED alien! "My name is The Beastlike Underdog Awesome!"
"You're big AND ugly," said Crazy.I got bored, so I put a footnote right here.
The Beastlike Underdog AwesomeDoes this name sound familiar? If not, talk to the writer of this story, and we can discuss your various confusions, disorders, and problems. started dancing. This is a threat on his home planet (Jupiter, not Mars like everyone thinks.)Green aliens are from Mars. Blue ones are from Neptune. Red ones are from Jupiter. Brown ones are from, well... you get the idea.
"I'm bored," said Crazy, "Let's just end part two here."
"Sure. Why not?" said Normal.
"Okay," said the red alien, "But I'm destroying you when we start part three."
"Sounds like a deal!" said Crazy.
"CRAZY!"
"Sorry."
I justwant20 footnotesThat's why these are here.
==Footnotes==
==Part 3?==
The Confusion On Crazy Street: Part 3
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