Plant Interviews 14: Scaredy-shroom

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the constantly scared mushroom.
Me: "Hello Scaredy-shroom."
Scaredy-shroom (hiding): "Go away. I don't want to see anyone."
Me: "It's me, the man from the circus."
Scaredy-shroom: "Oh hi!"
Me: "I'm here to interview you."
Scaredy-shroom: "I don't like interviews."
Me: "Don't worry, I won't scare you. Now, first question, what are you afraid of?"
Scaredy-shroom: "EVERYTHING."
Me: "A case of pantophobia, interesting."
Scaredy-shroom: "What's your next question?"
Me: "Do you have any friends?"
Scaredy-shroom: "Winter Melon, he understands my fears."
Me: "Do you have a least favorite zombie?"
Scaredy-shroom: "Bungees! They come out of nowhere and they scare me from two spaces away!"
Me: "Are there any plants you're afraid of?"
Scaredy-shroom: "Chomper."
Me: "Chomper?"
Flashback to Chomper Interview:
Chomper: "OOOOH!!! I'M SO ANGRY, I COULD EAT A WHOLE HUMAN RIGHT NOW!!!"
Me: "Thank god I'm a two-tailed fox."
Chomper: "But you'll have to do!"
Me: "I understand your fear of him."
Scaredy-shroom: "Anything else to ask me, or can I go back to hid-AAH!! A ZOMBIE!"
A stray balloon floats by.
Me: "That was a balloon."
Scaredy-shroom: "Balloon Zombie, right?"
Me: "No, just a balloon."
Scaredy-shroom: "Oh no, a target is on me! Time to hide!"
A Bungee Zombie appears and steals Scaredy-shroom.
Me: "Just act naturally and walk away, the other mushrooms won't blame me."
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