Old Peanuts

Old Peanuts is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"The uh, comic strip Peanuts® debuted October 2nd, 1950."
===Question===
If the "Peanuts®" gang had aged as they should have, and Charlie Brown learned that his beloved "Little, Red-Headed Girl" now has "osteomalacia," what should he call her?
===Question Reading===
"Now, if the 'Peanuts®' gang had aged as they should have, and Charlie Brown learned that his beloved 'Little, Red-Headed Girl' now had 'osteomalacia,' what should he call her?"
===Choices===
1. the Little, Patchy, Red-Headed Girl
2. the Little, Soft-Boned Girl
3. Little Big Gums
4. "Lucy" Bowels
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Oh, no. You must be thinkin' of her cousin: the Little Psoriasis Girl."
2. "the Little, Soft-Boned Girl."
3. sound clip
4. "'Lucy' Bowels?" [someone blowing a raspberry] "You should have that checked."
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