CATegorical Success

an adventure starring Fennis, Sadie, and Mervon the Stolid. 
==Setting==
Niqamui
==Blurb (Short Episode Description)==
Fennis, Sadie, and Mervon get body swapped with their furry friends. Can they get back? Are greebles real? SHOULD they be? Tune in! CATegorical Success is an actual play podcast of Psychic Cat Chaos.
==Non Player Characters==
*Lieke Nicastro
*Berka Lavine
*Nusi
*Hortense Vyze
*Somerset Sunset
*Chance Frederick (guy who got poop greebled)
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==Plot Summary==
Fennis, Mervon, and Sadie suddenly awake and find themselves in the bodies of cats! For some mysterious reason, they now inhabit the cats known as Whisky, Bennington, Maximus respectively- what's more, they appear to have gained psychic abilities on top of that! After some cat shenanigans, the FBK members recognize each other and decide to work together to return to their original bodies. Mervon makes use of his newfound psychic ability to control other living creatures by influencing a nearby llama-person to take them to the Fire-Breathing Kitten Guild. (Which as it turned out, was only 2 blocks away from the alleyway they appeared in.) Upon arriving, they discover from the Guild Chef that after returning from an earlier job, a drably-dressed man with yellow eyes and a monotonous voice had lured them away from the guild building, to which Fennis recalls that this was the man who’d previously been a threat in Come Fly To Space. After a few more small distractions, Mervon and Fennis attempt to track their bodies, and successfully find a trail that leads them to a park down the road. Although nothing jumps out at them, Mervon gets an inkling that their bodies are close. Before they can move on, however, Sadie thinks she hears something, and uses her new psychic ability to tear open a hole in space, a Greeble tumbles out, but also a fire genasi! The genasi reveals herself as one of Fennis’s former students and tells him that they had all become cats due to her meddling in the plans of one Hortence Vyze, a man who had not only been the one who kidnapped her, but also attempted to cast a spell that would’ve stolen them away, before it went awry. After some parting words, and some unexpected rain. The cats find the place where their bodies were being kept, Fennis manages to leap near a vent that goes into the building, but gets distracted and ends up tumbling into it by himself. Mervon and Sadie decide to make an attempt at going through one of the person sized doors. Though at first Mervon failed to control a human on the inside into letting them in, he corrected this by barreling through his legs and knocking him over, to which Sadie added insult-to-injury by pulling a Greeble from his butt, deciding she didn’t want it and left, leaving it on his face. Inside, they meet back up with Fennis and arrive just in time to interrupt a cult-like ritual in-progress. In an attempt to have things resolve peacefully, Fennis loudly commands the group to stand-down without resistance, which causes his psychic abilities to trigger and causes the people to collapse, and the segway-like machines (First seen in Come Fly To Space) to short circuit. Mervon quickly discovers everyone’s bodies acting like cats and (not having any better ideas) they all body-slam their former bodies in hopes it reverts the spell. Surprisingly, this works! They all find themselves back in their bodies. Mervon and Fennis decide to adopt their former feline alter-egos while Sadie uses some magic to transport Bennington to an island of Kiwis for him to chase, much to the joy of the cat (while also potentially dooming this population of flightless birds to eventual extinction).
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