Dead Eye's a-Comin'!

Dead Eye's a-Comin'! is CartoonGuy's Spin-Off Kings' Spin-Off Because Yes' eight episode. It aired on January 25, 2021, was written by CartoonGuy277, and its theme was western/supervillain backstory/racing.
== Transcript ==
[The episode starts with a shot of a house in Bikini Gulch, and it then cuts to inside of the house, where a child who is a small plankton called Gaylord Plankton is sitting at a table with his mom]
Gaylord: Mommy, I’m hungry.
Gaylord’s mom: Eh, don’t worry, I’m sure your dad’ll give us a mediocre cactuses lunch.
Gaylord: Cacti.
Gaylord’s mom: Ugh.
[Gaylord’s dad enters the house, holding a tumbleweed with a jellyfish in it]|
Gaylord’s mom: Oh, just great, you’ve gone crazy!
Gaylord’s dad: Shut it, woman! You don’t understand what a discovery this is! There’ll be cactus for lunch no more! Just watch me...SPIN! 
[He spins the tumbleweed, and after a while, the jellyfish starts shooting jelly all over the house, including in Gaylord and his parents’ face, who all eat it]
Gaylord: So that’s what jelly tastes like….it’s delicious!
Gaylord’s mom: Where did you find a jellyfish?
Gaylord’s dad: Someone from out of town was visiting with their pet jellyfish. When they weren’t looking, I trapped the pink son of a rapscallion in a tumbleweed! And now, we’ll have jelly for a damn long time! [drops the tumbleweed on the floor] We’ll be needin’ a few more tumbleweeds in case this jelly maker somehow escapes! Who knows what a jellyfish can do! Son, go get some more tumbleweeds, daddy’s tired.
Gaylord: Uh, yes sir! [he goes out of the house] Let’s see, tumbleweeds…[he picks up a tumbleweed and throws it at his house, then repeats, and repeats, and repeats. He notices a tumbleweed a bit more far away, tries walking towards it, but accidentally trips on a rock, and rolls on the ground until he goes inside a tumbleweed] Oh no. [he starts walking to get out of the tumbleweed, but notices it starts rolling a bit when he does it] Huh. [a mini montage plays of him having fun going around in the tumbleweed, quickly pushing other tumbleweeds to his house’s door, that ends with him accidentally bumping into a child William Krabs] AAARGH! SORRY!
William: Oh, it’s okay, tumbleweed person. My name is William, what’s yours?
Gaylord: Gaylord.
William: Well then you must be very happy!
Gaylord: I am! My family just got a jellyfish to give us jelly, so we finally have enough food for, like, ages!
William: Huh…….you can’t afford to buy food, can you?
Gaylord: Yes we can! My dad always bought cacti from the cactus trafficking cacti!
William: Huh...do you want more money?
Gaylord: Uh…
William: Because the sheriff is organising a race for kids where the winner will get a ton of gold! If you win, you could make your family rich! I’m in the race too, me dad always says: I WILL NEVER STOP WANTING MOAR GOLD, BOYO! So he signed me up for the race.
Gaylord: Wow, this sounds fun! Where can I sign up?
Sheriff (offscreen): Don’t worry, I have signed you up!
Gaylord: Huh?
Sheriff: [appears from the ground] Sand is tasty. [goes underground again, and sobbing sounds are then heard]
[Cut to Gaylord in a tumbleweed, William in a carriage ridden by seahorses, child Pecos Patrick on a baby seahorse, child Hopalong Tentacles on a piano with wheels, and child Polene Puff with a seahorse, all preparing for the race]
Gaylord: Good luck William!
William: Good luck Gaylord!
Pecos Patrick: I’m gonna win! I’m gonna win!
Hopalong: Pathetic. My vehicle is revolutionary: a piano with wheels that is powered by music.
Polene Puff: Y’all don’t stand a chance against my majestic seahorse!
[Gaylord’s parents walk over to Gaylord]
Gaylord’s dad: Good luck son!
Gaylord: Thanks dad!
Gaylord’s mom: You better have luck, because if you lose…
Gaylord: ……...What? What happens if I lose?
Gaylord’s mom: If everything goes well, you’ll never find out.
[Gaylord’s parents walk away, and William’s dad walks over to the sheriff]
Sheriff: Well howdy there! I’m not your son sir so if you-
William’s dad: Listen to me, sheriff. This town ain’t big enough for all the money I wanna have, and, as you know, I already have a lot of money. So you better make it so my son wins or else there’ll be GRAVE consequences. [walks away]
Sheriff: …...Have a nice day! [walks over to the racers] Ok, so, the race’ll start in three, two, one…..GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG……...O! [falls on the ground]
[The race starts, but Hopalong’s music is so bad it makes Pecos Patrick’s baby seahorse stop]
Pecos Patrick: Huh? Come on, please, move! Uh, look over there! Rocks! Follow them! [he rides his baby seahorse to the rocks, and his baby seahorse starts eating them] Hey, leave some for me! [he jumps out of his baby seahorse and starts eating the rocks too]
Sheriff: [appears out of the ground and starts eating the rocks too] This is so much better than commentating!
[Gaylord is first, with William close behind, and Polene Puff surpassing Hopalong to third place]
Hopalong: I need more power! [he takes out a clarinet and starts playing it]
Polene Puff’s seahorse: [stops and screams]
Polene Puff: Calm down, calm do-[the seahorse runs away and leaves her on the floor] COME BACK!
Hopalong: Who’s got a majestic seahorse now? Heh. [surpasses Polene Puff] Now to catch up to those two-[gets attacked by Polene Puff] WHAT THE HELL?! [they start fighting, and eventually go offscreen fighting]
William: Looks like it’s only you and me, Gaylord! 
Gaylord: Wow, I’m winning!
William: May the best one win!
Gaylord: Yeah. [he starts going faster with his tumbleweed, getting very close to the finish line]
William’s dad: NOOOOO! THIS AIN’T OK! [he runs to Pecos Patrick, grabs him, and starts shaking him, until he spits out a big rock that breaks Gaylord’s tumbleweed, leaving him with no vehicle]
Gaylord: HUH?! NO!
William: You did well, Gaylord! [he reaches the finish line]
William’s dad: YES!
Gaylord’s parents: GAYLORD!
Gaylord: OH NO! Mom, dad, I can expla-
Gaylord’s mom: YOU FAILURE! WE HAD A CHANCE TO AFFORD THINGS, AND YOU RUINED IT!
Gaylord: BUT I THOUGHT WE BOUGHT CACTI FROM THE-
Gaylord’s dad: CACTI TRAFFICKING DONE BY OTHER CACTI DOES NOT EXIST! CACTUSES, UM, CACTI! THEY ARE NOT ABLE TO SELL THEMSELVES YOU SON OF A RAPSCALLION!
Gaylord: What are you gonna do to me?
Gaylord’s mom: GO AWAY!
Gaylord: Uh, but, where, I-
Gaylord’s dad: LEAVE THE TOWN!
Gaylord: OK! BYE! [runs away crying]
Sheriff: Huh, sure hope that kid never kills me!
[Gaylord walks around a town full of dusty abandoned houses, which even has fog. He gets out of the fog, and sees the town’s sheriff holding a whip and talking with a few people]
The town’s sheriff: And then I said: HOWDY? HOW’D HE CHOOSE YOU?! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! [menacingly looks at the people while swinging the whip in the air]
The people: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Hilarious!
The town’s sheriff: Mmh.
Gaylord: Um, excuse me sir, I-
The town’s sheriff: AN IMMIGRANT?! GOOD HEAVENS! Are you from Dwarfville?
Gaylord: No sir, I lost a race and my parents told me to run away and-
The town’s sheriff: Oh, boohoo! Listen kiddo, if you wanna be part of this town then you better start making me a statue!
Gaylord: But I don’t know how to make a statue!
The town’s sheriff: You WILL figure it out! [starts rising his whip]
Gaylord: But I’m hungry and-
The town’s sheriff: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?!
Gaylord: I-
[The town’s sheriff tries to whip Gaylord, but Gaylord grabs the whip while it’s in motion]
The town’s sheriff: GIVE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE-
[Cut to the people from earlier, who have a horrified look as whipping sounds are heard]
People: HE’S DEAD!
Gaylord: Uff…...straight to Hell. Now listen to me, from now on, I’m the leader ‘round here, understand?
People: YES SIR! ALL HAIL…
Gaylord: My name is…..Dead Eye Plankton.
People: HAIL DEAD EYE PLANKTON!
Gaylord: YES! YES! Make me stronger, and one day, Bikini Gulch will be mine too...
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