Kiko's Journal

The following is a messy series of notes penned by the ever mysterious Kiko Ryder, (seemingly self proclaimed) scientist. These texts are preserved in their original state, without alterations or corrections of any kind.
This page will be updated periodically as new entries are made. 
=="Foreword"==
Hydaelyn. The world as we know it. Well, "we" would be the term any native of this world would use. But not I. I of course being the very famous Doctor Kiko Ryder. I explore this world as a visitor. A visitor with a goal. This land is a land of heroes of all shapes and sizes and potentials. I have been lucky enough to weasel my way into a "Free Company", a band of heroes that work together, and here, in my notes, I'll be documenting those I that consider to be potentially the exact kind I'm looking for. 
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==Blaine Boysmell ==
Only a short amount of time after I arrived in this world I encountered a promising specimen. Or at least I had initially thought. A male Viera (rabbit person) with an aversion to pants and a bad case of bedroom eyes, his name was (you're not going to believe this) Blaine (seriously) BOYSMELL. Through a small bit of interaction I was able to gather that he was skilled in the art of white "magic" and that he does, in fact, have a strong scent to him. It was almost intoxicating... I just wanted to get right in there with my nose and take a big huff of his-!! 
ALMOST intoxicating. That's what I wrote. And for a good reason. I've played with more than my fair share of recently and not-so recently departed corpses in the name of science. The smell of death and blood is one that I've really gotten used to smelling. So when I found that scent lied under the mask of Blaine's, ahem, Boysmell, I realized that there's more to this bunnyboy than he let's on. Further analysis of our leggy friend supported my hypothesis as I managed to catch him wearing an outfit that seemed remarkably similar to that worn by the guy from that one TV show where he's like a detective but also secretly a serial killer? I think? I don't know, I never it. Anyway, I believe Blaine Boysmell to be under the same circumstances. And if so, I don't believe he'll be of any use to us.
TO SUMMARIZE:
*Nice at a glance, deceptively so.
*Sinister smell beneath boy smell.
*Boy smell...
*Untrustworthy.
VERDICT: TOO DANGEROUS. DENIED.
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== FREYJA JARVARGENBARG (or however you spell it) ==
Sometime after encountering the bunnyboy, a bunny girl (female Viera) caught my eye. Much like our smelly boy, this one also seemed to be the exhibitionist type when not fighting for whatever it is the heroes fight for here. I encountered her shortly again at the Gold Saucer, a casino of sorts. There she was wearing a bunny suit, despite already being a bunny. Seems like a bit of overkill, wouldn't you think? Would any suit she wear be a bunny suit then? Anyway, after spending a few ten thousands of gil, I was able to get a lapdance from her in the middle of the casino. 
In the name of science, I assure you.
With her in such close proximity, I was able to get a close look of her body. Lean muscle hides unassumingly throughout her body waiting to provide their owner with what I've noted to be tremendous strength and durability. With such a revealing outfit I was able to see that she had more than a fair share of marks and scars. Yet here she was. Shaking her ass like there was no tomorrow. It was, for a lack of a better word, something. Much like Blaine, she hides behind a jubilant and bubbly persona, but underneath that she carries an air of gloom and sorrow. There is potential here. For both good and bad. 
TO SUMMARIZE:
*Melancholy masked with joy.
*Secretly strong.
*Level 2 Gyat.
*Damaged.
VERDICT: TOO VOLATILE. DENIED.
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== Fumimi Dracula >(<') <--- Fish ==
In all my years as a scientist, I've never encountered something quite like this. An honest to God mutant freak fish (Lalafell) that's the adoptive child of the infamous Count Dracula. Nothing about this makes sense. Maybe I should stop huffing boysmell...
Anyway. Fumimi Dracula is a talented swordswoman who never backs down from a fight. Despite her incredibly impressive battle IQ, she lacks the ability to speak proper sentences. Or do much of anything that requires brainpower, (except for weaving clothing for some reason?) She eats bugs, she communicates exclusively through grunts, nods and "Cookie Monster"s. According to her comrades, Fumimi once did hold a level of intelligence, but this was due to a parasite that had imbedded itself in her brain (said parasite also had an obsession with stapling woodland critters). Despite all of this, she seems to have the purest intentions of those I've listed so far. A noble samurai to be sure. But can she be relied on?
TO SUMMARIZE:
*Fish daughter of a vampire. Sure.
*Rough medical history.
*All's well that means well?
*Possible idiot savant.
VERDICT: ANALYSIS INCONCLUSIVE. REQUIRES FURTHER STUDY.
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== $$$ RADICAL DREAMER $$$ ==
This may be the one.
The pure of heart are always those who stand above the rest, as do those with the biggest wallets. This southern belle of a catgirl (Miqo'te) just happens to be both. The owner of a self-run catalogue and delivery business, Radical Dreamer left the greatest first impression out of everyone so far. She's always joyful and friendly and I've yet to see her bothered by much of anything. She's got an eye for marksmanship, without a doubt. But there's more to her than just her sharpshooting. She isn't hiding anything, she hasn't suffered through some sort of traumatic medical condition, she isn't a fish, she has it all! She's kind and genuine. Two characteristics that are surprisingly hard to come by in this world.
Maybe that's why I directly offered her the opportunity to work with us. Or maybe because I think it would be cool to have a catgirl. I mean it would be. But it's totally the former. 
TO SUMMARIZE:
*Self made entrepreneur.
*Ray of sunshine. 
*Genuine.
*Absolute Wild Stallion.
VERDICT: ACCEPTED.
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