S06E03 - Lip-locked In

This episode continues with "I Really Really (Really Really Really) Like You" by Potterotic teenage_hustler.
== Episode Summary ==
The magical house continues to display a questionable understanding of consent as it arranges for some surprises in the shower and a locked kitchen door that only a sexy lip-lock will open.
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical Opening: Kiss the Witch (parody of Kiss the Girl)
* Allie's hair secret: comb it with a fork (she may also be part seagull)
* If this fic was made into a movie, it would be called How to Get Out of a House in 10 Days.
* The Hosts recruit more Dongs for their doomsday cult.
* The house needs a crash course in consent.
* Nothing is better than Danny doing Pansy being french.
* Pessimistic Pansy brings the mood down talking about her dead family.
* Ron is carbo-loading before sex; he must have taken a page out of Cedric and Cho's playbook.
** Pasta means Penis!
* Apparently in Pompeii it was good luck to have a penis carved into your home. That's why Allie got one tattooed on her back.
* Allie's husband apparently advocates chili and cinnamon rolls as a combo.
* Pasta Bake is the best way to bring former enemies together and also fueled a lot of this episode's jokes
* Lyndsay proposes that a magical house would warn you if you brought someone home that was wrong for you (like by making the bed terribly uncomfortable)
* Danny teaches Allie about "The Naked Man"
* Allie's strange pronunciations/lexicon continues, this time apparently calling home base "gool"?
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up 
* Likes Ron overcoming his hesitancy
Danny: Up 
* Love that the kiss couldn't be done halfway and they really needed to get into it.
Lyndsay: Up 
* Loves that Ron is getting back up there and his love of bread.
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Drunk Divinations:
** Trista - WhoreHouse Hunters
** Alyssa - New House, Old Enemies
** Annie predicts a "Big Brothel" type situation
** Seb predicts a housewarming party with a Fred/George Property Brothers inspired crossover
** Hannah predicts Pansy seduces Ron in the library
*Hilary's prediction is played as a singalong video at the end of the episode. Performs a cover of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast.
== Other Media ==
* Danny's "Et Voila" moment ringtone (iphone or Android)
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