Poofesure

Kienan Robert Kowalski"Poofesure plays two perfect Wii Sports Bowling games in a row". ClutchPoints, 4-30-2021 (born: ),Poofesure's tweet in February 16, 2021: "thank you everyone for the birthday wishes :) i just woke up lol. gunna go meet up with some family and get dinner, hope you all have a wonderful day" better known online as Poofesure (or simply Poof), is an American comedic gaming YouTuber best known for playing a variety of games on the Wii, a video game console developed by Nintendo. Some of the most notable Wii games he plays are those of the Wii Sports and Wii Party series.
Kienan has become recognized for his short temper and irate reactions to unfavorable events while recording the various games he plays. Dubbed "the angriest gamer on YouTube" by ,"Finding My Zen With the Angriest Gamer on YouTube". MEL Magazine, 2019 his content has earned his channel significant acclaim, garnering over 2.5 million subscribers as of August 2024.
==Content==
Kienan's videos features a variety of old video games, primarily Wii games, but on occasion Minecraft hardcore or something of the horror genre.
==History==
Kienan started his YouTube channel in 2009 creating Call of Duty content, consisting of commentary, gameplay, raging, and funny moments. His series "LoLz" was the most popular series on his channel, ranging from trolling other players.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8E59F033B8526593https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2B8FCBF78AD48F32https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL74A3AFAA804D5FD8
Kienan made his now-famous first Wii Sports video in November 2012. However, that video and its sequels are currently unavailable as of writing, and the only one that is publically available, the fourth one according to the title, was uploaded on October 11, 2017.https://youtu.be/LfytwyDVG7Y
Kienan has been a full-time comedic YouTube channel since 2012, trolling random kids inside the Call of Duty community. In 2017, Kienan made 'Friday The 13th' game trolling videos consistently,Examples:
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhaWYw2cRCI
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LopJqOjEAp0
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4TTC9QqEP0 and has been averaging over 5,000 views a video and had around 40,000 subscribers.
Following the release and rise of Fortnite, Kienan made trolling videos in the franchise.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLd48RYXu14Fa8xicceTCsJOW4d7ZgcWdL His channel had started getting major growth and had gone from 50,000 subscribers to 140,000 subscribers in 5 months. In June 2018, Kienan made 'Fortnite Hacks' videos, which gave him a big audience from June to September in 2018.
In 2019, Kienan shifted away from Fortnite and started making different videos focusing on Wii games, such as Wii Sportshttps://youtu.be/l660xOp3duM and Wii Fit.https://youtu.be/RrG4nopGsOo He has found exponential growth from the franchise since July 2019. His content now consists of him playing Wii games and a variety of other miscellaneous games.
== Personal life==
Kienan was born on February 16, 1995, to Manuela and Jack Kowalski (mentioned in his video “wii unfit”) in Onekama, Michigan. He is half-German. Also stated in his wii unfit video, he has a brother named Kentucky.how im almost banned from instagram — Poofesure (YouTube). 11 Oct 2022
Through his videos, it has been revealed that he had consoles such as the Nintendo DS, and the PlayStations 2 & 3 growing up. He played the consoles very frequently, and when coming back to them years later, he still had save data from as early as 2006. Kienan has had a history of getting angry at video games to the point of breaking controllers, such as Wii Remotes.
On December 28, 2019, Kienan entered a contract to buy a house in Tampa, Florida.Poofesure of Twitter: "officially in contract to buy a house in the Tampa, FL area. To my Michigan fans, I am sorry. I will visit in the summer but I am soon to be a Floridian. I can already see the headlines 'neigbors call police because florida man screams too much while playing the wii' can't wait." 28 Dec 2019 He posted a picture of himself with the house in January 2020.Poofesure on Twitter: "me demonstrating how large my penis is in front of my new house. thank you everyone for making this possible, like seriously i owe you all so much" 27 Jan 2020 He began moving into the home shortly after.
In July 2021, Kienan experienced numerous days of feeling sick. He then tested positive for COVID-19.Poofesure on Twitter: "starting to feel better but i do in fact got the rona" 16 Jul 2021 The symptoms resulted in him slowing down uploads for a short period of time. He has since recovered and has begun to upload regularly again.
He is a fan of hockey, and supports the Detroit Red Wings.mario wii sports — Poofesure (YouTube). 24 Sep 2019
==Wii Rivals==
===Elisa===
Elisa is Kienan's rival on the Wii. He always had a rivalry with her in Wii Sports and Wii Fit. She is a professional Wii Tennis character.
===Abby===
Abby is Kienan's Wii 'girlfriend'. Kienan always attempts to impress her by winning any Wii Games. She became notable in Kienan's video "99-0 wii sports baseball attempt but abby keeps ruining it", where Abby (who was Kienan's opponent during the whole video) catches the baseball to make Kienan get an out. Kienan got married to Abby in Tomadachi Life, using one of his most notable Mii characters, beef boss.
===Matt===
Matt is also a Wii rival of Kienan inside Wii Sports Resort, (most notably Swordplay/Speed Slice) Wii Party, known for making Kienan rage in Wii Party's Board Game Island and Balance Boat.
===Tommy===
Tommy is another Wii rival of Kienan in Wii Sports Resort Basketball and Wii Party's Board Game Island. Tommy is the champion of Wii Basketball and has shown up in Kienan's Wii Basketball and Board Game Island videos. On Tomodachi Life, Kienan has nicknamed Tommy "Ass Recker".
===Lucía===
Lucía is another Wii rival of Kienan in Wii Sports Resort Table Tennis. Lucía is the champion of Wii Table Tennis and has shown up in 4 of Kienan's Wii Table Tennis videos.
===Greg===
Greg is another Wii rival of Kienan in Wii Sports Resort Table Tennis. He is the host of the Table Tennis Return Challenge. He has shown up in 2 of Kienan's Wii Table Tennis videos.
===Pierre===
Pierre is another Wii rival of Kienan throughout his gameplays of Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resort, and Wii Party. Pierre frequently makes Kienan rage during Wii Baseball and claims that there is a magnet or satellite in his mole. On Tomodachi Life, Pierre is nicknamed "Butthole". Pierre has the most skill level combined out of any Wii Sports Mii.
===Customized Mii Characters by Poofesure===
PoofesureAlfonzo3.png|Alfonso
PoofesureBeefBoss.png|beef boss (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureBen.png|ben (deleted Mii)
PoofesureBurnout.png|burnout (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureCloakedShadow.png|cloaked shadow (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureCondom.png|condom
PoofesureCrackshot.png|crackshot (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureDefault.png|default (Recruit Jonsey/Agent John Jones from Fortnite)
PoofesureDICK.png|DICK
PoofesureDildo.png|Dildo
PoofesureDJKEEMSTAR.png|DJKEEMSTAR
PoofesureDudyDude.png|Dudy dude
PoofesureFart.png|Fart
PoofesureFishsticks.png|fishsticks (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureFlapjackie.png|flapjackie (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureFunkOps.png|funk ops (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureGrandma.png|Grandma
PoofesureGrassHoper.png|Grasshoper
PoofesureJack.png|Jack (deleted Mii)
PoofesureJohnWick.png|john wick (fictional Hitman)
PoofesureJosh.png|JOSH
PoofesureKienan.png|Kienan (main character)
PoofesureMal.png|Mal (deleted Mii)
PoofesureMarshmello.png|marshmello
Matt (light skin).png|Matt (light skin)
PoofesureMaven.png|maven (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureMerryMaur.png|merry maurauder (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureMichael.png|Michael (deleted Mii)
PoofesureNate.png|Nate (deleted Mii)
PoofesureNick.png|Nick (deleted Mii)
PoofesureRaptor.png|raptor (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureRoger2.png|Roger
PoofesureRustLord.png|rust lord (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureScoob.png|Scoob (deleted Mii)
PoofesureShadowOps.png|shadow ops (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureSkullTroo.png|skull trooper (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureSparkleSp.png|sparkle specialist (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureTenderDef.png|tender defender (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureTomatohead.png|tomatohead (character from Fortnite)
PoofesureWeirdAl.png|Weird Al
PoofesureWill.png|will (deleted Mii)
PoofesureWinkey.png|Winkey
PoofesureWukong.png|wukong (character from Fortnite)
==Mii Characters currently on Pen Island (Tomodachi Life)==
*beef boss
*Abby (married to beef boss)
*Alfie, the 1st child of beef boss and Abby
*Heidi, the 2nd child of beef boss and Abby
*Dexter, the 3rd child of beef boss and Abby
*Fishsticks
*Moo
*Pierre (Butthole)
*Gary
*Dudy dude
*Elisa (Poo Breath)
*Kentaro (married to Silke)
*Shinnosuke (shinnosuky)
*Helen (mean helen)
*Theo (5head)
*Sakura (married to Dudy dude)
*Tommy (ass recker)
*Eva (bball eva)
*Matt
*Lucia (Bitch Tits, formerly "loose-e-ya")
*Silke
*Oscar (Wiener)
*Poof (Kienan, Poofesure himself)
*Misaki (my-sockey)
*Tyrone (big d ty)
*Shouta
*Steve (steeeeve)
*Toad (Toad from Super Mario Bros. and his Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside.)
*Miyu (dora)
*Grandma (Poofesure's grandma)
*Grasshoper
*Steph (Manly step) (married to hermosa)
*John Wick
*Saburo (subaru)
*Selena Gomez
*icarly
*Asami (Goldfish)
*Eddy (Spaghetti)
*Luca (lucapoopa)
*Rin
*Hiromasa (hermosa) (married to manly step)
*Kim Jong Un (lil kim)
*Barb (wii u barb)
*Toadette
*Oprah Winfrey (Oprah)
*Yoko (milf)
*Chris (girl chris)
*Jesus
*Steve Harvey (familyfued)
*Bob Ross (paint dude)
*Dr. Phil
*Obama
*Chowder
*Hank Hill (propane)
*Scooby-Doo (ruh roh)
*Snoop Dogg (snoop)
*Peppa Pig (impeppapig)
*Bob Ross (paintdude)
*Michael Jackson (hee hee)
*Papataylor
*Gazpacho (gazpacho)
*Shrek (shrek)
*Carl Wheezer (cwasaunt)
*Flo (Progressive)
*Flo (Animal Crossing)
*Albert Einstein (einstein)
*Guy Fieri (flavortown)
*Barb (wii barb)
*Araceli (araceli)
* Alice (a lease)
*Panini (panini)
*Britney Spears (britney sp)
*Alfonso
===Erased Residents===
*DadyWaly: Was deleted after he couldn't forgive Alfie after they had a fight (Later brought back but as a girl).
*Chewbacca: Was deleted because Kienan forgot to save the game before it got soft-locked.
*Ugly Marisa (Succubus): Was deleted because she didn't break up with Kienan when asking out Jesus (and Elisa)
*Ariana Grande: Was deleted after she asked for a new hat.
*Albert Einstein: Was deleted after he asked for a new hat.
*Scooby-Doo: Was deleted after she asked for a new hat.
*Gary: Was deleted after she asked for a new hat.
*Grasshoper: Was deleted after he asked for a new hat.
*Barb (wii barb): Was deleted because she asked for a new hat.
*Toad (Toad from Super Mario Bros. and his Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside.): Was deleted after he asked for a new hat.
*Lucia (Bitch Tits, formerly "loose-e-ya"): Was deleted after she asked for a new hat.
*Guy Fieri (flavortown): Was deleted after he asked for a new hat.
*Alice (a lease): Was deleted after she asked for a new hat.
*Steve Harvey (familyfued): Was deleted after he asked for a new hat.
*Barb (wii u barb): Was deleted after she asked for a new hat.
*icarly: Was deleted after she asked for a new hat.
==Quotes ==
*“This man uses a shoe to play ping pong, which is respectable.”
*“ELISAAAAAAA!”
*“YOU BITCH!!”
**after hitting Tommy in the face with the basketball* “YEAH! EAT SHIT!”
*“Man, Dudy dude is crushing these!”
*“I think I just made Portugal or something.”
*“I HATE YOU, YOU’RE A BITCH!!!!”
*“My Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside.”
*“My Yoshi Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside.”
*“Good thing it’s a Par 15, I think.”
*“ELISSAAA! GO AWAAAYYYY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISAAAA!?!”
*“Marisa: The Fucking Succubus.”
*“AAAAAAHHH!!!! BEEF BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON’T PENETRATE MY ASS, I PENETRATE YOURS!”
**laughs in anger* “THIS IS A JOKE! THIS IS A GIANT FUCKING JOKE!” *slams Wii Remote on his desk 3 times* “THIS IS A JOKE!”
*“NO! Luigi, suck my fucking squeegee!”
*“Oh fuck yeah I’m hard as a rock!”
*“Elisa packs the heat... but she can’t beat this meat.”
**after Nick scored multiple runs to tie the baseball game* *silence* *INHALES* *incredibly loud audio* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!”
**incredibly loud audio* “WHAT ARE THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSS!?! EVERY TIIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!! EVERY TIME I FINALLY GET AHOLD OF THE BALL, IT GOES RIGHT TO PIERRE! SOMEONE FUCKING CHECK HIS MOLE!!! THERE’S A DAMN MAGNET IN IT!”
*“Stop being so straight! IT’S FUCKING JUNE!”
*“No, stop going in we wanna take-” *Tommy hits beef boss in the face with the basketball* *incredibly loud audio* “AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP JUST STANDING THERE, AND DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” *laughs in anger* “HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M LOSING MY MINDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*“Abby, I really, really swear to god here.” *the baseball goes to Abby* “AAAAAAABBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! STAAAAHAAAAPPPP!!!! YOU’RE TORTURING ME!!!!”
*“You’re DUMBER THAN ROCKS!”
*“No, YOU’RE DEAD! You’re dead. I haven’t broke a Wii Remote in so fucking long, it is OVERR!”
*“You’re smoking crack through your missing tooth Allen, get the FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!”
*“I think if I had a rapper name, it’d be Lil Clitoris.”
*“I have to start selling these or something.”
*“I feel so alive right now. NEEEEEEHEEEEEE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*“NO!!!! YOU BITCH ELISA!”
*“Okay Okay I gotta win this roll-off. Please...” *loses the roll-off to Kentaro* *humming* *laughs in anger* “NOOOOOOO!!!!” *INHALES* “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*“Oh I tied? COME ON!! That’s an automatic L though, because I can’t WIN A FUCKING ROLL-OFF!” *loses the roll-off to Asami* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!” *laughs in anger* “IT’S- IT IS SO RIGGED! IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY!”
*“There is nothing harder about expert. I’m winning all the minigames or most of the minigames, I’m still winning most of the minigames, I’m doing JUST AS WELL, EXCEPT I’M GETTING FUCKED BY THIS STUPID BOARD!!!” *Theo rolls a 6* *laughs in anger* “THEO FUCKING WON AGAIN!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!” *throws Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside at the ground*
*“If you fucking put me backwards...” *Poofesure notices that beef boss is the only option* “I’M THE ONLY ONE! AND IT’S SIX SPOTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*“No! No! Nooooooooo!” *beef boss is chosen from the dice* *laughs in anger* “How many of those have there been? There’s been like four tornadoes, AND THREE OF THEM ARE FUCKING BEEF BOSS!!! WHAT AM I!!!!!!! AM I LIKE THE STATE OF FUCKING OKLAHOMA!?! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN TORNADOES ON MEEE!?!”
*“And it’s dying again, because we-” *abruptly stops talking* *incredibly loud audio* “WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN YOU NOT JUST GIVE ME A GOOD FUCKING ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!! WHAT DO YOU GOT AGAINST ME!?!”
*“Princess Peach with the mushroom makes her ass bigger.”
*“AARRRRREEEEEEE WEEEEEE FUCKING THE WORST TEAM IN WII SPORTS HISTORY?!?!?!?!?! HOWWWWWWWW?????!!!!!!”
*“STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*“Oh yeah, I like, I like the prospects. STOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, screw it.”
*“Alfonso’s head is so much easier to make than a fucking hamburger head.”
*“Oh man, I got like heartburn or something.”
*“Eat my fucking ass!”
*“Beef boss... YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!”
*“I may be overweight, but I am the icon for fitness and overweight people!”
*“I’m not a good walker. I’m more of a sitter.”
*“I hate women! I hate that you can’t shoot women!”
*“I think we should drug test Matt’s horse please.”
**when Poofesure rolls a bad dice roll in Wii Party* “Nawwwwwww!”
*“Let’s go bee AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
*“Congrats, you won the taco eating competition! Your prize is a minimum wage job with a responsibility you didn’t ask for!”
*“There’s no way she’s gonna poop on our chest if we don’t give her beans.”
*“Never challenge women to something that involves cooking.”
**Announcer: And that’s the game!* “NO, WE DON’T FUCKING CLAP FOR TIESSSSS!!!! OW MY FUCKING MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! MY FUCKING FINGER!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT WII REMOTE JAMMED IT! MOTHERFUCKER!” *silence* “MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! YOU DON’T FUCKING JAM MY FINGER!!!”
*“I can’t see cuz someone’s ASS is on the screen. What kind of cheating ass bullshit is that?”
*“This game fists me a little bit, but then pulls out quickly to stop my pain.”
*“Is there a Papa’s Saladiria or something?”
*“HAHAHA, he deserved that, NOOOOO I didn’t deserve that! NOOOOO I didn’t deserve that either! I DIDN’T DESERVE THAT!!! NOOOOHOHOHOHO!”
**Announcer: You’re out!* “And you’re ugly.”
*“Beef boss went to brick school! He’s a MASON!”
*“Man, nothing gets me hard like Elisa getting hit in the face with a ping-pong ball.”
*“It is a one giant HAAAA HA.”
*“Alfonso, this is Elisa, we don’t like her. We must demolish her.”
*“Wii Sports doesn’t want to see a white man succeed in boxing.”
*“I would’ve won if I didn’t do that, but I did that.”
*“I haven’t been hitting the gym, I’ve been playing Wii.”
*“Polly looks like that one ugly friend to make the others look prettier.”
*“Rock your Wii Remote up and down to please the baby to the heartbeat. I- I’m trying to do that, and my baby just goes WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*“Oh no.” *Chris blocks beef boss from moving* “ABE, ABE!!!! YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT ABE!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK HE TRAP ME THERE!?! HE- I LITERALLY COULDN’T MOVE! ABE- ABE I WANT TO FUCKING SHOVE MY WII REMOTE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK, THAT ISN’T GOING TO BE ONLY L- NO! THAT ISN’T AN L FOR BEEF BOSS, THAT’S AN L FOR ABE! ABE SHOULD FUCKING FALL IN THE VOLCANO, AND DIE!”
*“OUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOHAAHHAHAHA STOP! STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAHAAHAAAHAHAPP YOU’RE STEALING ALLLL OF THEMMMMMMMMM! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSEEEEEEEE! UGHHHH MY TIMING IS SOOOOO OFFFFF! WHAT DO YOU WANT- NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SUCH BULL- BAHHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAA I MIGHT AS WELL!” *slams Wii Remote two times* “FUCKING SHOVE MY FUCKING WII REMOTE IN THE FUCKING WALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA! YOU DON’T EVEN GIVE ME A FUCKING FUCKING CHANCE!!! HOLY FUCK!”
**beef boss rolls Asami* “Oh no. I’m pretty sure she’s in last.” *laughs in anger* “JUST GAVE- ASAMI JUST WENT FROM FIRST-” *laughs in anger* *quiets down his voice* *INHALES* *incredibly loud audio* “WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUUUUUUUU SUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH.”
*“WHAT I LOST!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ALFONSO? HOW THE FUCK DO WE LOSE THAT? IT’S THE EASIEST FUCKING MINIGAME! THERE’S NO WAY! THIS IS SO RIGGED RIGHT NOW! I NEVER LOSE THAT ONE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME AND I’M IN THE FUCKING VOLCANO! DO YOU, DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO LOSE RIGHT NOW!?!”
**in British accent* “This is IMPOSSIBLE.”
**coughing* “How, HOW DID I GET SECOND!?!”
**James rolls a 6* “OF COURSE! OF COURSE! FUCKING PARTY PHIL’S HIDING UP JAMES FUCKING NOSE! THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT THIS IS PROVING! I WAS- I WAS TIED WITH YOU, I WAS IN THE SAME SPACE AS HIM, HE KNOCKS ME BACK, HE FUCKING SUFFOCATES ME IN HIS NOSE, I HATE JAMES. I HATE JAMES. HEY JAMES NO ONE LIKES YOU! YOU GOT A STUPID MUSTACHE TOO!”
*“Stupidity looks at you, AND LAUGHS!!”
**Tommy’s team stops Poofesure from winning the Wii Sports Resort basketball game* *incredibly loud audio* “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*“THEO, just do not get a 6, even though I’m screwed, I’m really screwed.” *Theo rolls a 7* “GET A 7!” *silence* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!”
*“All right here we go beef boss, let’s take advantage of this big win. Get a 3, yes. Let’s take advantage of that. Why don’t we, take advantage, this is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DO I ROLL A 3!?!”
*“Dude my hands are gonna cramp up.” *Poofesure notices that beef boss got last place* “HAAAH I GOT LASTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! THAT’S NOT EVEN HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!! HOW DO YOU PRESSING-” *laughs in anger* “HOW, WHAT- WHAT KIND OF CONTROLS ARE THEY USING? AT LEAST MAKE THEM ONLY DO CHIN-UPS AS FAST AS A HUMAN CAN PRESS A AND B ON A WII REMOTE!!!”
*“HEEELLLLLLEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*“NO, YOU’RE DEAD! YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD! THAT’S TOO MANY WRONG TURNS BITCH!!! TOO MANY FUCKING WRONG TURNS!!!”
*“How does she turn the tables on that one?” *misses* “AHAWHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGA!!” *INHALES* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE TABLE TENNIS!!!”
*“ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID!?!” *hits Wii Remote twice* “HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT I’M PRESSING? IT’S PRETTY CLEAR A AND B MEANS SPLITTER! NOT-” *throws Wii Remote at the ground* “-FUCKING, I DON’T KNOW!”
*“NIPPPPLLLLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!”
*“I DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A SENIOR CITIZEN, YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK!!!!”
*“TITS IN MY ASS!!!!”
*“STOP!!! FUCKING ME!!!!” *ball gets taken* *high pitched* “STAAAAAAWWWWWWWPPPPPP!!!! FUCKING MEEEE!!!!!!!”
*“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GAME!?!”
*"IT'S. NOT. (Incredibly loud audio) POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THAT THE BALL ALWAYS GOES LEFT EXCEPT ON ONE LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
==Trivia==
*Kienan has an obsession with the character Wally from Flipline Studios' Papa Louie games. Aside from him, Kienan has also taken an interest in Penny, Taylor, Sue, Maggie, and Ember.
*Kienan has been a Wii Sports Baseball Pro since 11/20/2007, 7:52pm.
*He plays hockey.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrE-iSRKzZA
==Channel milestones==
===Subscriber milestones===
*10,000 subscribers: November 23, 2012
*100,000 subscribers: March 30, 2018
*200,000 subscribers: July 9, 2018
*300,000 subscribers: August 25, 2018
*400,000 subscribers: August 1, 2019
*500,000 subscribers: August 11, 2019
*600,000 subscribers: August 21, 2019
*700,000 subscribers: September 3, 2019
*800,000 subscribers: September 18, 2019
*900,000 subscribers: September 28, 2019
*1 million subscribers: October 9, 2019
*2 million subscribers: October 18, 2021
===Video view milestones===
*100 million video views: September 2019
*500 million video views: March 18, 2022
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