LU 172 - Dr. Thornberry 43

As I was looking down at the map in the throne room, I heard a bell ring downstairs. I quickly ran down and greeted the man with a smile. After telling me who he was, Rox, he also went on to tell me his whole life story. Of course, I wasn’t disinterested, but he was taking up my precious time. He seems to have stumbled his way into town after getting lost in some cave. 
We continued talking, when this guy just comes in and sits down next to us. We were a bit confused, because who just sits in the middle of someones conversation? The people of the town get weirder by the day. This man wasn’t just abnormal, but he was also a bloody idiot.
”Whats this thing?"
”A turkey.”
”A terky?”
Even Rox looked exhausted. I hate children. Or people with the minds of children. So annoying. 
I decided to just continue my talk with Rox about information on the Empire, but the turkey man, known as Isra, kept interrupting us. With what? Questions about the stupid turkey. I could barely stand him anymore.
I slowly lifted myself up out of my seat, grabbed my knife, and slaughtered the turkey.
”WHAAAAAAA WHAT DID YOU DO? WAAAAAAAAA”
Goddamit he’s even more annoying now. I clenched my hands at the sound of mindless crying and tried to control myself. 
But before I stabbed this innocent citizen out of frustration, he ran out of the building. I relaxed my stance and took Rox upstairs so no one else bothered us.
He looked around for a moment until his eyes settled on the map. 
He asked if I was planning builds and whatnot. Being the wonderful liar I am, I said yes.
We talked for a few minutes more, and he went on and on about how he wants to “be a king” and “be cool.” I laughed and just told him to dream. He could never get to my position.