L.A. Or Bust/Trailer transcripts

*The following is a transcript of the trailers for the film, L.A. Or Bust, which was released on August 13, 2004.
== Teaser Trailer ==
[Shows black screen]
Announcer: Usually, we take road trips to visit grandma’s house or go to an amusement park. But this road trip is going to change the idea of road trips completely.
[Cuts to Danny’s room]
Danny: We’re going to L.A.!
Danny’s friends: Wait, WHAT?!
[Atomic Dog starts to play]
[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]
[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]
[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]
Katie: Are you crazy? Do we even have the money for this?
Danny: [holding piggy bank] All the money we need is in this piggy bank! You’re a lifesaver, Mr. Oinkers!
Katie: [facepalms]
Announcer: This Summer, prepare for madness...
[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]
Danny and his friends: [screaming, eyes popping in and out of their faces]
Announcer: Intense action...
[Shows the crew running as an angry mob chases them]
Announcer: Drama...
Greta: You don’t even know where we’re going, do you?
Danny: Considering I’ve never been to Los Angeles before, no, not really.
Announcer: And, laughs.
Leroy: [laughing] I’m sorry, I just- [continues laughing]
Lani: Hyenas these days.
[Show’s the movie’s logo]
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust.
Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal. [pushes the right pedal and drives out of the driveway]
Katie: This is going to be one long road trip...
[A white, rectangular highway sign spins and then stops to reveal the film’s release date]
Text: Coming Soon
[The bottom shows the corporate logos and copyright information]
== Official Trailer ==
[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]
[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]
[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]
Danny: My friends, I have a surprise for you...
Lani: Okay, what is it?
Danny: We're going to L.A.!
Danny's friends (excited): Wait, WHAT?! 
[Born to Be Wild starts playing]
Announcer: This Summer...
Greta: You're insane.
Danny: I've known that all 18 years of my life!
Dave: Oh, boy...
Announcer: Get ready...
Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal.
Katie: [facepalms]
[O Fortuna starts playing]
Announcer: ...for the wildest road trip in existence.
[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]
Danny and his friends: [screaming, eyes popping in and out of their faces]
Dave: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Danny: At least we die being friends, right?
Lani: You're not helping.
Text: From the Creators of Stick Head and Blob Guy
Announcer: From the creators of Stick Head and Blob Guy...
Salesman: Let's get those crazy kids!
Katie: RUN!!!
[Shows the crew being chased by an angry mob]
Danny: L.A.'s gone mad!
Katie: You're just now noticing that?
[Shows Danny and his friends at a gas station]
Greta: You don’t even know where we’re going, do you?
Danny: Considering I've never been to Los Angeles before, no, not really.
[Show’s the movie’s logo]
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust.
[A white, rectangular highway sign spins and then stops to reveal the film’s release date]
Text: In Theaters Summer 2004
[The bottom shows the corporate logos and copyright information]
== Home Video Trailer ==
[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]
[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]
[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]
Danny: My friends, I have a surprise for you...
Lani: Okay, what is it?
Danny: We're going to L.A.!
Danny's friends: Wait, WHAT?! 
[Born to Be Wild starts playing]
Announcer: Now on DVD and Video...
Greta: You're insane.
Danny: I've known that all 18 years of my life!
Dave: Oh, boy...
Announcer: Get ready for a wild ride...
Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal.
Katie: [facepalms]
[O Fortuna starts playing]
Announcer: Get ready for the wildest road trip in existence...
[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]
Danny and his friends: [screaming, eyes popping in and out of their faces]
Dave: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Danny: At least we die being friends, right?
Lani: You're not helping.
Text: From the Creators of Stick Head and Blob Guy
Announcer: From the creators of Stick Head and Blob Guy...
Salesman: Let's get those crazy kids!
Katie: RUN!!!
[Shows the crew being chased by an angry mob]
Greta: You don’t even know where we’re going, do you?
Danny: Considering I've never been to Los Angeles before, no, not really.
[Show’s the movie’s logo]
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust.
[A white, rectangular highway sign spins and then stops to reveal the DVD’s release date]
Text: Now on DVD and Video
[The bottom shows the corporate logos and copyright information]
== TV Spot #1 ==
[O Fortuna starts playing]
[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]
[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]
[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]
Text: August 13
Announcer: On August 13...
Leroy: WOO-HOO!!!
Text: Get Ready
Announcer: Get ready...
[Shows the crew being chased by an angry mob]
Danny: L.A.’s gone mad!
Katie: You’re just now noticing that?
Announcer: For the craziest event of the summer...
[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]
Lani: Now that’s what I call cool.
[Shows the film’s logo]
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust
Text: Only In Theaters August 13
Announcer: Rated PG, only in theaters August 13.
[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]
== TV Spot #2 ==
[I’ve Seen Better Days starts playing]
Announcer: Have you heard the news?
Lani: What....?
Announcer: Everyone is going nuts for L.A. Or Bust!
Danny: [Tail wagging] That’s what I like to hear!
Announcer: Rolling Stone calls it a ”A wild ride, indeed!”
Katie: Sweet...
Announcer: And Roger Ebert gives it 3 stars out of 4!
Leroy: WOO-HOO!!!
[Shows the film's logo]
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust
Text: In Theaters August 13
Announcer: Rated PG, only in theaters August 13.
[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]
== TV Spot #3 ==
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...
Paul: I'm freaking out, man!
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters in 5 days!
Katie: Yeah!
Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!
Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!
Text: August 13
Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, only in theaters August 13.
[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]
Lani: Ah, yeah.
== TV Spot #4 ==
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...
Paul: I'm freaking out, man!
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters in 4 days!
Katie: Yeah!
Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!
Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!
Text: Only In Theaters Friday
Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, only in theaters Friday.
[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]
Lani: Ah, yeah.
== TV Spot #5 ==
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...
Paul: I'm freaking out, man!
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters in 3 days!
Katie: Yeah!
Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!
Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!
Text: Only In Theaters Friday
Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, only in theaters Friday.
[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]
Lani: Ah, yeah.
== TV Spot #6 ==
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...
Paul: I'm freaking out, man!
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters Friday!
Katie: Yeah!
Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!
Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!
Text: Only In Theaters Friday
Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, in theaters everywhere Friday.
[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]
Lani: Ah, yeah.
== TV Spot #7 ==
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...
Paul: I'm freaking out, man!
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters tomorrow!
Katie: Yeah!
Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!
Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!
Text: In Theaters Everywhere Tomorrow
Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, in theaters everywhere tomorrow.
[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]
Lani: Ah, yeah.
== TV Spot #8 ==
Announcer: Today's the day!
Danny: Aren't you guys excited?
Announcer: Everyone is rushing to see L.A. Or Bust!
Paul: That's kind of cool.
Announcer: Get to the theater as quick as you can!
Lani: What are you waiting for?
Announcer: Come see L.A. Or Bust!
Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal.
Katie: [facepalms]
Announcer: Rated PG, now playing.
[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]
== TV Spot #9 ==
[Born to Be Wild starts playing]
Announcer: Strap in your seat belts!
Leroy: Here we go!!!
Announcer: The craziest road trip has just hit the big screen!
Lani: Nice!
Announcer: And you don't wanna miss it!
Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal.
Katie: This is gonna be one long road trip.
[Shows the film's logo]
Announcer: L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, now playing.
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