Walter/Quotes

This page lists Walter's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
== Campfire stories ==
===Bog Monster===
* "Ever heard of the bog monster?"
* "Nobody knows what it really looks like..."
* "nobody who's seen it up close ever made it back."
* "People say it can disguise itself,"
* "to look like a mossy rock,"
* "or an old stump,"
* "or even a patch of mud under your feet."
* "The only way to really tell it's there"
* "is if you look out of the corner of your eye..."
* "it'll sometimes let its disguise slip,"
* "and you'll see it start to smile..."
* "with its six mouths full of RAZOR SHARP TEETH!"
===Clocks===
* "Alright, so there's this guy..."
* "and he has a hook for a hand!"
* "But wait,"
* "shoot..."
* "you're not supposed to know that yet..."
* "let me start over."
* "So there's this guy,"
* "and he lives way out deep in the woods,"
* "making clocks."
* "They say that he has a clock"
* "for every one of his victims..."
* "stopped at the exact time they take their last breath."
* "You'll know he's coming when you hear the"
* "click... click... click..."
* "of his hook hand tapping on his watch..."
* "to let you know your time is up!"
* "...But don't worry, the hook man can't get you out here!"
* "The only things in this forest are Beargers and Moosegoose"
* "and Hounds and Dragonflies and Treeguards..."
===Lurker===
* "Alright, want to hear a REALLY scary story?"
* "It happened on a night just like this."
* "A group of friends were camping out in the woods,"
* "when suddenly they heard noises all around them."
* "Howling and scratching,"
* "from the darkest depths of the forest."
* "The friends huddled close around their campfire,"
* "hoping its light would save them from what lurked beyond."
* "But what they didn't know..."
* "was that it was already..."
* "too..."
* "LATE!"
* "..."
* "I said... LATE!"
* "Woby! You were supposed to jump out and scare them!"
* "Oh well, we'll work on it."
===Gourds===
* "Have I ever told you about... the Lord of Gourds?"
* "They say that during Hallowed Nights he roams the land,"
* "searching for the perfect carved pumpkin"
* "to replace his missing head."
* "If your pumpkin is chosen,"
* "he will reward you with riches beyond your imagination!"
* "But beware..."
* "if he doesn't find one that pleases him..."
* "he'll take YOUR head instead!"
===Glommer Guts===
* "Great pink gobs of greasy grimy Glommer guts,"
* "Icky sticky spider legs,"
* "Scrambled rotten Tallbird eggs,"
* "French fried eyeplant floating in a pool of mud,"
* "And me without my spoon."
==Walter==
===Tools===
====Base Game====
* Axe- "The favoured tool of axe murderers and loggers."
* Luxury Axe- "I feel like you could use gold for better things."
* Shovel- "You never know what you'll find if you do a little digging."
* Regal Shovel- "Instead of digging up gold, I can dig with gold!"
* Pickaxe- "It's all mine!"
* Opulent Pickaxe- "It makes sense if you don't think about it."
* Razor- "I found a whisker on my chin, I'm sure my beard will come in any day now."
* Hammer- "Sometimes you need to break stuff to make stuff."
* Pitchfork- "I'm more of a forager than a farmer."
* Feather Pencil- "I feel like I should write something poetic with this..."
* Brush- "Woby loves getting her fur brushed."
* Saddle- "Guess you need a saddle to ride some animals."
* War Saddle- "It's almost as comfy as sitting in Woby's fur."
* Glossamer Saddle- "See? Bugs are helpful in lots of ways!"
* Saddlehorn- "It can't be comfortable wearing a saddle all the time."
* Salt Lick- "Don't eat that Woby, it's for the beefalo!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Pocket Scale- "Do you think there's a badge for catching the biggest fish?"
* Garden Hoe- "We'll need that to plant seeds."
* Splendid Garden Hoe- "My tilling skills deserve a gold metal! Get it?"
* Watering Can- "Come on Woby, let's see if the plants need some water."
* Watering Can (empty)- "Maybe I can find a pond around here somewhere..."
* Waterfowl Can- "Wow, fancy!"
* Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Whoops, looks like I'll have to find some water."
* Beefalo Bell- "The beefalo seem to really like the sound it makes!"
===Lights===
====Base Game====
* Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Anyone want to hear a scary story?"
* Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Woah! I don't think that's safe..."
* Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's the perfect temperature for roasting marshmallows!"
* Campfire (low)- "It might need some more fuel."
* Fire Pit (low)- "I might need to feed the fire a bit."
* Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "We need more fuel for the fire!"
* Campfire (out)- "Over already?"
* Fire Pit (out)- "The fire pit's already built, all we need is more wood!"
* Torch- "Is this what they use in England instead of flashlights?"
* Miner Hat- "Being able to see makes exploring a lot easier."
* Pumpkin Lantern- "I heard a radio show once about a horseman with a pumpkin for a head!"
* Lantern- "Light the way, lantern."
====Reign of Giants====
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "Anyone want to hear a scary story?"
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Woah! I don't think that's safe..."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's the perfect temperature for... cold marshmallows?"
* Endothermic Fire (low)- "It might need some more fuel."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "I might need to feed the fire a bit"
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "We need more fuel for the fire!"
* Endothermic Fire (out)- "Over already?"
* Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "The fire pit's already built, all we need is more wood!"
* Moggles- "These work way better than the X-ray goggles I mailed in for back home!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Mushlight (off)- "It's easy to spot! You see, because it has spots! Heh..."
* Mushlight (on)- "My mom loves collecting odd lamps... I hope she's doing alright."
* Mushlight (burnt)- "Not mush we can do now."
* Glowcap (off)- "It's pretty... but I can't roast marshmallows over it."
* Glowcap (on)- "Nature is full of surprises."
* Glowcap (burnt)- "Not mush we can do now."
* Willow's Lighter- "Way easier than rubbing sticks together, but not as fun."
===Survival===
====Base Game====
* Backpack- "Perfect for carrying supplies! And bugs!"
* Piggyback- "This is giving me inspiration for a new campfire story..."
* Bird Trap- "A bird trap! Classic survival stuff!"
* Bug Net- "I'm an expert at catching bugs."
* Fishing Rod- "It's a fishing rod, you use it for fishing."
* Straw Roll- "You make due with what you have out in the wilderness."
* Fur Roll- "It feels nice, like cuddling up with Woby."
* Tent- "I always sleep better in a tent."
* Trap- "We learned how to make them in the Pinetree Pioneers."
* Honey Poultice- "You can never be too prepared when you're out in the wilderness."
* Healing Salve- "Never hurts to be prepared!"
* Umbrella- "It'll stop the raindrops from falling on my head."
* Compass-
** N- "North."
** S- "South."
** E- "East."
** W- "West."
** NE- "Northeast."
** SE- "Southeast."
** NW- "Northwest."
** SW- "Southwest."
* Compass (generic)- "The Pinetree Pioneer handbook says to always bring a compass!"
* Compass (broken)- "What...? I've never seen a compass do this before."
* Bundling Wrap- "Efficient packing is truly an overlooked art in camping."
* Bundled Supplies- "It's packed full of provisions."
====Reign of Giants====
* Insulated Pack- "Now my snacks won't get stale!"
* Luxury Fan- "I'm a big fan of staying cool. Get it, because it's a fan?"
* Siesta Lean-to- "A shady spot for a quick nap."
* Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I'd rather just go to bed."
* Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "I'm not scared! I just can't sleep..."
* Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I can't sleep on an empty stomach..."
* Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I can't sleep now!"
* Tent (burnt)- "I guess I set it up too close to the campfire."
* Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "What a waste of supplies..."
* Thermal Stone- "That's a nice rock."
* Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Almost as chilling as one of my campfire stories. Right?"
* Thermal Stone (cold)- "Ahh... nice and cold."
* Thermal Stone (warm)- "Almost as good as cuddling up with Woby."
* Thermal Stone (hot)- "Hot! Hot rock!"
* Pretty Parasol- "Flowers actually have lots of practical uses."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Telltale Heart- "Did you ever hear the story about the beating heart hidden under the floorboards?"
* Booster Shot- "This is supposed to make me healthier?"
* Waterballoon- "Don't worry, I have great aim! Or maybe you should be worried..."
* Whirly Fan- "Those are for little kids!'"
* Whirly Fan (broken)- "Guess it's time for a new fan."
* Flare- "It's a signal, only to be used in an emergency."
* Sea Fishing Rod- "This fishing rod's really sturdy!"
* Tillweed Salve- "Even weeds can be helpful in the wilderness!"
* Seed Pack-It- "You can never have too many pockets!"
* Bernie (held and inactive)- "He burnt himself out."
* Bernie (active)- "Woah! Is your bear haunted? Cursed?"
* BERNIE!- "If you play with fire, you're gonna get Bernie'd. Heh..."
* Bernie (broken)- "I-I'm sure we can fix him."
* Chef Pouch- "Specialized spice traveling gear."
* Tent Roll- "I'll have this set up lickety-split!"
* Camper's Tent- "Nice and sturdy!"
===Food===
====Base Game====
* Crock Pot (empty)- "Sure wish there was food in it."
* Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This might take a while. Wanna see this cool bug I found in the meantime?"
* Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Almost time to eat!"
* Crock Pot (finished)- "Come and get it!"
* Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That's against the rules."
* Bee Box- "Oh bees, why can't we be friends..."
* Bee Box (no honey)- "They need a bit more time."
* Bee Box (some honey)- "They're still busy making honey."
* Bee Box (full of honey)- "Look at all that honey!"
* Bee Box (ready)- "Look at all that honey!"
* Basic and Improved Farm- "Mom never let me in her garden... not since the Slug Incident."
* Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Hey! I'm pretty good at this!"
* Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It needs something to help it grow..."
* Ice Box- "This should keep our food supplies fresh!"
* Drying Rack- "We should make some jerky!"
* Drying Rack (drying)- "You have to be patient, Woby."
* Drying Rack (finished)- "Yes! The jerky's ready!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Crock Pot (burnt)- "It's uh... extra done!"
* Bee Box (burnt)- "What! Who burned the hive?"
* Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Darnit, now I have to start all over!"
* Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "I don't think that's going to work."
* Drying Rack (burnt)- "Nooo the jerky!"
* Bucket-o-poop- "Plants love poop."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "While we're waiting, does anyone want to see this bug I found?"
* Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "I think it's done!"
* Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "I probably should've planned ahead for this."
* Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It needs something to get started."
* Mushroom Planter (some)- "There's a few mushrooms now, but there'll probably be more soon."
* Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms must love it there!"
* Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Mushrooms are kind of creepy when you think about them."
* Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Not much left of this log for the mushrooms to feed on."
* Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "That wasn't firewood!"
* Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "My handbook says mushrooms need warmer weather to grow."
* Salt Box- "Salt is great for preserving your supplies."
* Cookbook- "Looks like I've got a new guide to memorize!"
* Garden Digamajig (held)- "Want to help me find a good place for the garden, Woby?"
* Garden Digamajig- "Hey, farming doesn't seem too hard!"
* Composting Bin- "Oooh, compost bins usually have all kinds of interesting bugs in them!"
* Composting Bin (too wet)- "This might be a bit too wet."
* Composting Bin (too dry)- "Hm... does that look a bit too dry, Woby?"
* Composting Bin (balanced)- "That looks pretty good!"
* Composting Bin (burnt)- "We should all really be more careful with fire!"
* Growth Formula Starter- "I think I'm supposed to let it sit for a while."
* Fermenting Growth Formula- "Well, it sure looks like it's doing something."
* Fermented Growth Formula- "I'd guess it's just about done."
* Super Growth Formula- "That's gotta be done!"
* Gardeneer Hat- "It's like a handbook you wear on your head! A headbook?"
* Tree Jam- "I'm glad we found a use for those figs other than eating them..."
* Portable Crock Pot- "It still doesn't beat roasting things over a campfire."
* Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmm, meal time!"
* Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "I'll have to gather some food to start cooking."
* Portable Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
* Portable Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Maybe I'll organize my bug collection while I'm waiting."
* Portable Grinding Mill- "It mixes all the food together."
* Portable Seasoning Station- "A little extra flavour never hurt anyone."
* Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Mmm, looks good!"
===Science===
====Base Game====
* Science Machine- "I never knew science was such an important part of survival."
* Alchemy Engine- "They never taught us about alchemy in school."
* Thermal Measurer- "I guess some people like to be more precise than "hot" and "cold"."
* Rainometer- "A Pinetree Pioneer can smell rain coming a mile away."
* Lightning Rod- "That's where we keep the lightning."
* Lightning Rod (charged)- "It's crackling with energy!"
* Gunpowder- "I better make sure none of the younger kids play with this."
====Reign of Giants====
* Science Machine (burnt)- "Did that look like a campfire?!"
* Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "I wish things would stop catching fire."
* Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "We all need to be much more careful with fire."
* Rainometer (burnt)- "It wasn't really that useful anyway."
* Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It's conserving its energy."
* Ice Flingomatic (on)- "That should keep us from setting the camp on fire... hopefully."
* Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "We'd better give it some more fuel."
* Electrical Doodad- "Of course I know what it is! It's uh... um..."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Cartographer's Desk- "We're mapping out the wilderness!"
* Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "That's not a proper campfire!"
* Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Someone wasn't practicing fire safety."
* Potter's Wheel- "Time for some arts and crafts."
* Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "This doesn't look too hard! Or does it..."
* Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Hey Woby, look! I'm getting good at this!"
* Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Don't we have a perfectly good fire pit?"
* Think Tank- "We're going to need a better boat."
* Think Tank (burnt)- "We should really be more careful with our resources."
* Terra Firma Tamper- "I think we might be tampering with something we don't understand."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomploshrine- "I love checking tasks off a list!"
===Fight===
====Base Game====
* Spear- "It has a point... heh..."
* Ham Bat- "Don't get any ideas, Woby."
* Boomerang- "Fetch, Woby!"
* Boomerang (hit self)- "Hey, who threw that?! Oh, wait..."
* Blow Dart- "It's not as good as my slingshot, but it'll do the trick."
* Sleep Dart- "It's not as good as my slingshot, but it'll do the trick."
* Fire Dart- "It's not as good as my slingshot, but it'll do the trick."
* Football Helmet- "Oh, football! Yeah I'm uh... great at football..."
* Grass Suit- "Smells like a freshly mowed lawn."
* Log Suit- "Trees are pretty useful."
* Marble Suit- "Will I be able to walk in that?"
* Bee Mine- "W-what could go wrong?"
* Tooth Trap- "We didn't make traps like these in the Pinetree Pioneers..."
====Reign of Giants====
* Scalemail- "I still wish we could've been friends..."
* Morning Star- "Whose bright idea was this? Get it? Because it's bright? Never mind."
* Weather Pain- "What a pane... heh."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Electric Dart- "It's not as good as my slingshot, but it'll do the trick."
* Tail o' Three Cats- "I know how you feel about cats Woby, but it still seems pretty mean."
* Napsack- "It's more humane than a stink bomb."
* Cookie Cutter Cap- "It's a shellmet! Because it's a helmet, but a shell-- you get it."
* Strident Trident- "This looks like it could cause some damage."
* Battle Helm- "Maybe Pinetree Pioneers should start wearing helmets instead."
* Battle Spear- "No Woby, that's not a stick! Well, I guess it IS a stick..."
* Trusty Slingshot- "You never know what you'll run into out in the wilderness."
===Structures===
====Base Game====
* Birdcage- "Now we just need to catch a bird!"
* Birdcage (occupied)- "Aw, you miss the trees don't you?"
* Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Are you sleeping?"
* Pig House- "Why have a house when you could just camp all the time?"
* Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I can hear oinking coming from inside..."
* Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Did they go to sleep?"
* Rabbit Hutch- "Do they ever dream of eating carrots and wake up with their house missing?"
* Hay Wall (held)- "It's better than nothing!"
* Hay Wall- "You make do with what you have when you're in the wilderness."
* Wood Wall (held)- "Looks sharp."
* Wood Wall- "Hope nobody hurts themselves if they try to climb over."
* Stone Wall (held)- "This will make a swell wall for our camp."
* Stone Wall- "Looks pretty sturdy."
* Chest- "It isn't a toy chest, it's a very grownup SUPPLY chest."
* Sign (Home)- "Someone has bad handwriting."
* Potted Fern- "It's so... purple!"
* Mini Sign (held)- "Where's the perfect spot to put this..."
* Mini Sign (empty)- "Woby, sit still! I'll draw your portrait."
* Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Who drew this?"
* Wood Fence (held)- "Why fence in nature?"
* Wood Fence- "Why do we need fences? It's the great outdoors!"
* Wood Gate (held)- "I guess I should find someplace to put that."
* Wood Gate- "It's open-and-shut."
====Reign of Giants====
* Pig House (burnt)- "That's why you don't play with fire."
* Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "That's what happens when you're irresponsible with fire."
* Hay Wall (burnt)- "That's what I get for making a wall out of kindling..."
* Wood Wall (burnt)- "Our camp!!"
* Chest (burnt)- "My stuff!!"
* Scaled Chest- "We'll have to find something worthy of going in there."
* Sign (Home, burnt)- "Hopefully it didn't say anything important."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "We need some bird food!"
* Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Oh no! Did we forget to feed you?"
* Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "I'm... a terrible pet owner..."
* Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Someone should bury it."
* Directional Sign (Post)- "Someone has bad handwriting."
* Directional Sign (Panel)- "Someone has bad handwriting."
* Directional Sign (Post, burnt)- "Hopefully it didn't say anything important."
* Directional Sign (Panel, burnt)- "Hopefully it didn't say anything important."
* Directional Sign (post, empty)- "Well... I guess SOMETHING is in that direction."
* Sign and Directional Sign (panel, empty)- "Well... I guess SOMETHING is in that direction."
* Sign (empty)- "A blank sign... not very helpful."
* End Table (empty)- "Hey... I think I saw something move under there."
* End Table (flowers)- "Is somebody decorating out here?"
* End Table (new light source)- "Ta-da! Light!"
* End Table (old light source)- "Looks like we need to replace a bulb."
* End Table (wilted)- "Those flowers are looking pretty sad."
* End Table (burnt)- "That's how forest fires get started!"
* Friendly Scarecrow- "Who'd be scared of that?"
* Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "I guess that makes it look a little scarier."
* Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Not much use to us now."
* Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I can't believe we're making walls out of real moon rock!"
* Moon Rock Wall- "It came from another world!"
* Scaled Furnace- "Can I cook marshmallows over it though?"
* Wardrobe- "I've been keeping my bugs in there when I run out of room in my pockets."
* Wardrobe (burning)- "My bugs!!"
* Wardrobe (burnt)- "Poor little guys..."
* Potted Succulent- "I guess it's nice. I prefer plants outdoors though."
* Tackle Receptacle- "Not to brag, but I do have my fishing badge."
* Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Just wait, that biggest fish badge will be mine!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "It's almost as heavy as you, Woby!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "I win! Where's my badge?"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Pretty impressive, huh Woby?"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "The fire is off the-- well actually it's ON the scale, that's the problem!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "What a waste of supplies."
* Astral Detector (held)- "It must do something important."
* Astral Detector- "I guess it's kind of like a compass."
* Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "We must've found them all!"
* Produce Scale- "Is there a badge for growing the biggest vegetable?"
* Produce Scale (with light item)- "Er... it's not even registering on the scale..."
* Produce Scale (with item)- "Pretty good!"
* Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Wow, it's huge!"
* Produce Scale (burning)- "Hey! That's not a fire pit!"
* Produce Scale (burnt)- "That's what happens when you don't practice fire safety."
* Grooming Station (held)- "Better get this all set up."
* Grooming Station- "Woby doesn't like getting dressed up, but beefalo seem to!"
* Grooming Station (occupied)- "You're going to look great when we're done, just you wait!"
* Grooming Station (burnt)- "We all need to be much more careful with fire."
* Craftsmerm House- "Bog monsters live in houses?"
* Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "That's horrible!"
* DIY Royalty Kit- "It looks like they're building something, but what?"
* DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Darnit! Now I'll never know what it was!"
* Royal Tapestry- "Wow, there's a whole bog monster civilization!"
* Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "I'm so sorry about that!"
* Merm Flort-ifications- "They're friendly!"
* Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "Wow, it's like a tree fort!"
* Sisturn (empty)- "Yeah, that looks haunted."
* Sisturn (some flowers)- "If I find some flowers I'll bring them back here."
* Sisturn (lot of flowers)- "That looks pretty nice."
===Refine===
====Base Game====
* Rope- "An essential part of any adventuring kit."
* Boards- "Some boards."
* Cut Stone- "It wasn't too hard!"
* Papyrus- "Just some paper with nothing on it."
* Purple Gem- "Purple's usually a friendly colour."
* Nightmare Fuel- "People always say my campfire stories are nightmare fuel."
* Beeswax- "It's none of my beeswax. Heh..."
* Wax Paper- "Mom used to use something like this for baking."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Cratered Moonrock- "I feel like it's looking at me."
* Marble Bean- "I'm pretty sure it's just a rock."
* Feathery Canvas- "I didn't know you could make fabric out of feathers!"
* Collected Dust- "It took a long time to collect all that dust."
===Magic===
====Base Game====
* Meat Effigy- "I thought bringing back the dead involved more levers and electricity."
* Prestihatitator- "I don't really understand how it's supposed to work."
* Shadow Manipulator- "Is it really magic?"
* Pan Flute- "It can't be too hard to play."
* Night Light- "It really adds to the atmosphere."
* Night Armor- "Wait... is this dangerous?"
* Dark Sword- "That deeeefinitely has a curse on it."
* One-man Band- "I've never played any of these instruments, but I'm sure I'll do great!"
* Bat Bat- "Bat 'er up!"
* Belt of Hunger- "The smell kind of ruins my appetite."
* Chilled Amulet- "Brr... how does it stay so cold?"
* Nightmare Amulet- "Do you hear the whispering too, Woby?"
* Life Giving Amulet- "I'm invincible!!'"
* Fire Staff- "I'd better keep this away from the younger kids... and Willow."
* Ice Staff- "Ice magic!"
* Telelocator Staff- "But getting there is half the fun!"
* Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Come on Woby, let's find some purple gems."
* Telelocator Focus (full)- "Everything's ready!"
* Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "I need to put in the gems first."
* Telolocator Socket (full)- "Ready to go."
====Reign of Giants====
* Meat Effigy (burnt)- "What a waste of supplies..."
* Prestihatitator (burnt)- "I guess that's one way of putting an end to the mystery."
* Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "I guess the magic wasn't fireproof."
* Old Bell- "What if we put it on your collar Woby?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Ocuvigil- "Map making is so much more interesting here!"
* Moon Dial (generic)- "Huh? I can see the moon!"
* Moon Dial (new moon)- "I know all the moon phases, this one's a new moon."
* Moon Dial (waxing)- "It's a waxing moon."
* Moon Dial (full moon)- "The full moon, a.k.a. best time to spot a werewolf!"
* Moon Dial (waning)- "It's a waning moon."
* Moon Dial (in Caves)- "I can't see through stone... or can I? ...Nope."
* Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "Wait, this isn't ice... it's glass!"
* The Lazy Deserter- "Ready for a journey into the unknown Woby?"
* The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Let's go!"
* Clean Sweeper- "It changes how things look, but they're still the same deep down."
* Kitschy Beaver Idol- "I knew the Werebeaver was real! Nobody believed me!"
* Kitschy Goose Idol- "Yeah that... definitely looks cursed."
* Kitschy Moose Idol- "So how does the curse work? When did it start?"
===Dress===
====Base Game====
* Sewing Kit- "Better make sure all my badges are secure!"
* Rabbit Earmuffs- "Some of us don't have ear fluff of our own, Woby."
* Straw Hat- "That hat would never pass uniform inspection."
* Beefalo Hat- "It sure smells like beefalo..."
* Beekeeper Hat- "I can finally walk among the bees!"
* Feather Hat- "And I thought my bird watching badge was a feather in my cap!"
* Winter Hat- "Better bundle up."
* Top Hat- "Seems a bit out of place out here in the wilderness."
* Dapper Vest- "This doesn't look like good adventuring wear."
* Breezy Vest- "Now we're both fuzzy, Woby!"
* Puffy Vest- "A warm nose cozy."
* Bush Hat- "Camouflage!"
* Garland- "Hey, that looks swell!"
* Walking Cane- "Nothing like a good walking stick! Just don't chew on it this time, Woby."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cat Cap- "Now this is a hat made for the wilderness!"
* Fashion Melon- "This feels silly..."
* Ice Cube- "There's got to be a better way to stay cool..."
* Rain Coat- "Gotta be prepared for the elements!"
* Rain Hat- "I wonder if I could make one for Woby too."
* Summer Frest- "Do I look as cool as I feel?"
* Floral Shirt- "This DEFINITELY wouldn't pass uniform inspection."
* Eyebrella- "It keeps an eye on me. Get it? Because it's a giant eyeball?"
* Hibearnation Vest- "Hey Woby, we match!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Fashion Goggles- "I feel more adventurous already!"
* Desert Goggles- "It's important to dress appropriately for the environment."
* Funcap- "It's not made of the poisonous kind, right?"
* Seawreath- "Maybe if I look like a sea monster the real ones will come out."
* Astroggles- "It's important to have the proper equipment in a storm."
* Clever Disguise- "Now I can disguise myself as a bog monster! The tables have turned!"
* Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "A Pinetree Pioneer should always wear appropriate headgear."
===Ancient===
====Base Game====
* Thulecite- "Rocks from an ancient civilization!"
* Thulecite Wall (held)- "Want to give me a hand with these, Woby?"
* Thulecite Wall- "I like the spooky atmosphere."
* Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Nothing's really happening."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Things are starting to get exciting!"
* Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I think the monsters are coming!"
* Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Just a steady stream of monsters!"
* Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think they're running out of energy..."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "They're going away!"
* Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Aw, is it over?"
* The Lazy Forager- "Getting there is half the fun!"
* Magiluminescence- "With this on, I'm invincible! Right?"
* Construction Amulet- "Great for when you're low on supplies!"
* The Lazy Explorer- "I bet I could race you now, Woby!"
* Star Caller's Staff- "It never hurts to have a little star power."
* Deconstruction Staff- "I wish I had this when I had to break camp in the Pinetree Pioneers..."
* Pick/Axe- "It's two tools in one!"
* Thulecite Crown- "I'm the king! You have to listen to what I say!"
* Thulecite Suit- "Woah! It's not even heavy!"
* Thulecite Club- "I was never great at baseball... but maybe I would be with a bat like this!"
* Houndius Shootius (held)- "Come on Woby, let's find a good place to put this!"
* Houndius Shootius- "It's keeping an eye on me! Get it? Because it's... you know..."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Premier Gardeneer Hat- "Woah, I can see right through the dirt!"
===Cartography===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Map Scroll (empty)- "A map! ...With nothing on it."
===Critters===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Kittykit- "I'm usually more of a dog person, but you're so cute!"
* Vargling- "You and Woby will get along great!"
* Ewelet- "Aww, you're like a dust bunny that came to life!"
* Broodling- "Play nice with Woby, okay?"
* Glomglom- "It's small for a monster, but big for a bug."
* Giblet- "What a funny little turkey."
* Mothling- "Mom would never let me keep a pet bug this big!"
* Friendly Peeper- "What is it, boy? Do you see something?"
===​Fishing===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Wooden Ball Bobber- "Just a simple bobber."
* Hardened Slip Bobber- "A slightly less simple bobber."
* Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "Careful Woby, these aren't real food!"
* Rainy Day Lure- "I wonder how that works."
* Snow Day Lure- "Snow fishing? Hmm, a new technique to master..."
* Stupefying Lure- "Okay... just hold it carefully..."
* Heavy Weighted Lure- "Just watch Woby, I'll catch the biggest fish you've ever seen!"
* Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "I followed the instructions perfectly."
* Down Quill Float- "It floats... like a feather, in fact."
* Malbatross Quill Float- "Thanks Malbatross!"
===Sculpt===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Carved Hornucopia- "I'm starting to get hungry just looking at it..."
* Bubble Pipe Carving- "It looks like one of those joke pipes you can mail in for."
* Pawn Figure- "Pawns don't seem like statue material."
* Rook Figure- "It's so lifelike!"
* Knight Figure- "What are you so worried about Woby? It's just a statue."
* Bishop Figure- "Woby doesn't seem to like it."
* Rook Figures (shaking on new moon)- "Hey, I think it's moving!"
* Knight Figures (shaking on new moon)- "Alright Woby, I stand corrected."
* Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "It's coming to life!"
* Queenly Figure- "It's just a statue."
* Kingly Figure- "Ugh. Who would want to be stuck wearing a suit forever?"
* Deerclops Figure- "I like this one!"
* Bearger Figure- "It looks just like him!"
* Moose/Goose Figure- "It's a shame things had to end the way they did."
* Dragonfly Figure- "If only we could've gotten along."
* Moon Moth Figure- "It's not quite as good as a real bug collection, but close!"
* Anchor Figure- "Technically this could still work as a real anchor."
* "Moon" Figure- "It tells folks to be-were! Get it?"
* Malbatross Figure- "She was pretty angry at us, wasn't she Woby?"
* Crab King Figure- "The crabbiest sea monster I've ever met!"
* Toadstool Figure- "At least this version doesn't smell like old mushrooms."
* Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Definitely on my top five list of skeletons."
* Klaus Figure- "Aw, it reminds me of the holidays."
* Bee Queen Figure- "At least I'm not allergic to bees made out of stone."
* Antlion Figure- "She really shook you up, didn't she Woby?"
* Ancient Guardian Figure- "This statue is... a-maze-ing! Get it?"
* Celestial Champion Figure- "It's so lifelike, I feel like they're staring right at me!"
* Eye of Terror Figure- "Nothing to see here, folks! Ha ha, get it Woby?"
* Twins of Terror Figure- "Is this one of those sculptures where the eyes follow you around the room?"
===Celestial===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Moon Rock Idol- "Usually these kind of things are locked in an ancient temple guarded by a monster."
* Portal Paraphernalia- "I'm good at following instructions! I have a badge for it!"
* Moon Glass Axe- "Hey... it just occurred to me that this might be dangerous."
* Glass Cutter- "Moon sword!!"
* Bath Bomb- "It smells pretty good."
===​Seafaring===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Boat Kit- "Let's get building, Woby!"
* Plank- "Oh, I'm good at diving! I got a badge for it!"
* Leak- "Don't worry! I have a badge in sailing, I know what to do!"
* Boat Patch- "Better to be prepared."
* Oar and Driftwood Oar- "I used to go canoing with my Pinetree Pioneer troop."
* Anchor Kit- "I've got all the supplies ready to build an anchor."
* Anchor- "That's another important boat part."
* Mast Kit- "A mast would be useful."
* Mast- "That's an important boat part."
* Winged Sail Kit- "We'd better get this set up, Woby."
* Winged Sail- "I feel kind of bad, but it does look great on the boat."
* Steering Wheel Kit- "It's probably a good idea to add a steering wheel."
* Steering Wheel- "Come on First Mate Woby, we're going sailing!"
* Tin Fishin' Bin- "That'll keep our fish fresh!"
* Pinchin' Winch- "This is how we'll catch a sea monster!"
* Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Please be a sea monster, please be a sea monster..."
* Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Well... it's not a sea monster."
* Deck Illuminator- "I guess it's safer than having a campfire on the deck..."
* Lightning Conductor- "The static makes Woby's fur all poofy."
* Fire Pump- "It's always good to have proper safety precautions in place."
===​Balloonomancy===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Pile o' Balloons- "Someone left litter here!"
* Balloon- "My keen tracking senses are telling me there's a clown nearby."
* Speedy Balloon- "Clowns have strange and mysterious ways..."
* Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "It's pretty much just a regular balloon now."
* Party Balloon- "Is someone having a party?"
* Inflatable Vest- "I guess it's better than not having a life jacket at all..."
* Balloon Hat- "I'm a bit too old for this kind of thing."
===Books===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Bookcase- "If you read the books out loud it's almost like listening to a radio play."
* Birds of the World- "I don't want to brag... but I do have a badge in birdwatching."
* Horticulture, Abridged- "I already have my gardening badge."
* Applied Silviculture- "There's so much to learn about the woods!"
* Sleepytime Stories- "My idea of a bedtime story has a lot more monsters in it..."
* The End is Nigh!- "Wendy already spoiled the ending for me..."
* On Tentacles- "Oooh, this reminds me of a radio play where a ship gets eaten by a giant squid!"
* The Angler's Survival Guide- "Fishing is a reel-y important part of wilderness survival. Get it? Reel-y?"
* Pyrokinetics Explained- "There's a lot of good fire safety tips in here! Um... has Willow read it?"
* Overcoming Arachnophobia- "Maybe I should give this book to Mr. Wolfgang."
* Tempering Temperatures- "I hope it works on Woby, I worry about her in the summer with all that fur..."
* Lux Aeterna- "Sounds pretty mysterious!" 
* Practical Rain Rituals- "I wonder what impractical rain rituals look like?"
* Lunar Grimoire- "Aww, it doesn't even mention aliens!"
* Apicultural Notes- "There aren't real bees inside, right? Heh, no, that would be silly."
* Horticulture, Expanded- "Maybe I can get another gardening badge?"
* The Everything Encyclopedia- "It's almost as useful as my Pinetree Pioneer handbook."
* Lux Aeterna Redux- "This one sounds extra mysterious."
* Fiery Pen- "I had no idea writing was so dangerous."
===Circuitry===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Bio Scanalyzer- "Aww, who's a good little robot?"
* Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "I guess it's taking a nap."
* Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "What is it boy? Do you have something to show WX?"
* Circuit Extractor- "Should I start carrying something like this in my first aid kit?"
* Bio Data- "Neat! Wanna scan me next?"
* Circuits- "Robot guts! Neat!"
===Clocksmithy===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Clockmaker's Tools- "Making clocks looks pretty complicated."
* Time Pieces- "Woah, these gears are kind of spooky!"
* Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Ms. Wanda sure has a lot of clocks!"
* Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "Is that clock ticking backwards?"
* Portal Entrance- "Come on Woby, this is going to be fun!"
* Portal Exit- "Time travel sure is amazing!"
* Alarming Clock- "Um, Ms. Wanda... do you make all these clocks out in the woods?"
===​Ectoherbology===
====Don't Starve Together====
* All Ghostly Elixirs- "Ghosts can drink potions? Uh, of course I knew that!"
===Engineering===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Trusty Tape- "It's so handy!"
* Winona's Catapult- "To defend our camp!"
* Winona's Catapult (not connected to generator)- "It doesn't look like it's working."
* Winona's Catapult (burning)- "Ah!! That's how forest fires start!"
* Winona's Catapult (burnt)- "There go our defenses..."
* Winona's Spotlight- "You never know what's out there, lurking in the dark."
* Winona's Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Is it out of power?"
* Winona's Spotlight (burning)- "Ah!! That's how forest fires start!"
* Winona's Spotlight (burnt)- "Well... I guess Winona'll have to build a new one."
* Winona's Generator- "A generator! Do you think she could make a radio too...?"
* Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "I think we need to hook up a another generator to this generator."
* Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "It stopped working."
* Winona's Generator (burning)- "Ah!! That's how forest fires start!"
* Winona's Generator (burnt)- "Well... I guess Winona'll have to build a new one."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator- "How does it work?"
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "I think we need to hook up a another generator to this generator."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "It ran out of gem power."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (burning)- "Ah!! That's how forest fires start!"
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (burnt)- "Well... I guess Winona'll have to build a new one."
===​Green Thumb===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Bramble Husk- "No hugging while you're wearing that."
* Bramble Trap- "He's pretty good at this!"
* Compost Wrap- "Oh, uh... that's alright, I'm not hungry."
===​Seasonings===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Garlic Powder- "It's good for you!"
* Honey Crystals- "Too much will make you sick."
* Chili Flakes- "A little bit of spice never hurt anyone."
* Seasoning Salt- "It helps makes camp food a bit less bland."
* Announce Chili Flakes buff starts- "Woah! I feel like I can take on the world!"
* Announce Garlic Powder buff starts- "I'm invincible!"
* Announce Honey Crystals buff starts- "Come on Woby, let's get to work!"
* Announce Chili Flakes buff is over- "Huh? My punches feel wimpier... not that I was wimpy before!"
* Announce Garlic Powder buff is over- "Back to regular Walter."
* Announce Honey Crystals buff is over- "Alright, time for a break."
===​Slingshot Ammo===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Pebbles- "They're not the best, but they'll work."
* Gold Rounds- "These rounds are golden! Literally!"
* Marbles- "I wish they weren't so hard to find!"
* Poop Pellets- "Gross... but a distraction is a distraction."
* Freeze Rounds- "Almost as chilling as my favourite radio shows!"
* Slow-Down Rounds- "That should slow them down!"
* Cursed Rounds- "Shadow magic is pretty handy, I see why the Ancients liked it!"
===Spider Care===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Den Decorating Set- "He's well on his way to getting his Arts and Crafts badge."
* Webby Whistle- "Hey Webber, let's call some spiders!"
* Shoo Box- "Aw, why would I want the spiders to go away?"
* Healing Glop- "It's like a first aid kit for spiders!"
* Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "Hey, cookies! Um... what are these made of, exactly?"
* Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "Neat! There aren't any actual spider bits in these though, right?"
===​Stagecraft===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "This seems a bit more complicated than the songs I learned in the Pioneers."
* Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "This story could use a few more monsters."
===Strongman===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Mighty Gym- "Wow! I wonder if I could be as strong as Mr. Wolfgang one day..."
* Mighty Gym (burnt)- "Aww, I never even got to try it..."
* Dumbbell- "I can do it! I just... need to get a good grip on it!"
* Golden Dumbbell- "Uh, m-maybe I should start with something a bit lighter."
* Gembell- "Time to hit the gem! Get it? Because gem sounds like gym?"
* Potato Sack- "Do you think I'd get muscles if I ate more potatoes, Woby?"
=== Events (only)===
====Hallowed Nights====
* Candy Bag- "I'm too old for that stuff. But maybe I'll help out the younger kids..."
* Candy Apple- "Even candy's better when it's on a stick."
* Candy Corn- "A handful of candy kernels."
* Catcoon Candy- "It's wearing a little mask!"
* Choco Pigs- "I'm far too mature for trick or treating."
* Ghost Pop- "Maybe I'll give it to the twins."
* Tentacle Lolli- "Is it made with real tentacles?"
* Gummy Spider- "Maybe that spider kid would like this. Or maybe not..."
* Jelly Worm- "Gummy."
* Not-So-Candy Corn- "Not very spooky, but it is tasty."
* Raisins- "I don't know what some people's problem is, raisins are good!"
* "Raisins"- "Those look suspicious."
* Candy Lice- "I think these might be real bugs!"
* Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Huh. It's sour."
* Lava Pepper- "Oh! I wasn't expecting it to actually be spicy!"
* Broken Stake- "I hope the vampire's okay."
* Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Will it tell me my future?"
* Empty Elixir- "Looks like someone already drank it."
* Faux Fangs- "Those are just fakes, I want to see real vampire teeth!"
* Monkey Paw- "Nothing bad ever happened from wishing on a monkey's paw!"
* Spider Ring- "Aw, I thought it was a real spider..."
* Binoculars- "I can almost see into space with these!"
* Lone Glove- "I guess my hands can take turns."
* Snail Scale- "I don't know what we'd be measuring out here."
* Goop Canister- "Looks like a slime monster escaped."
* Toy Cobra- "It looks like someone mashed two toys together."
* Crocodile Toy- "Another toy that I'm way too mature for."
* Broken Terrarium- "Huh. I can't find that plant in my handbook."
* Odd Radio- "It doesn't pick up any of my favourite stations..."
* Broken Hairdryer- "It looks like something from outer space."
* Mad Scientist Lab- "Mad science is the best kind!"
* Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "So that's what "liquid courage" is!"
* Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Dabbling in witchcraft is fun!"
* Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "It didn't turn out quite as well as I thought it would."
* Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "It should only be handled by someone who knows fire safety. Like me!"
* Steeped Lunar Essence- "What should we mutate first?"
* Totally Normal Root- "There's a tree inside just waiting to come out!"
* Totally Normal Sapling- "Who couldn't love that face?"
* Bat Decoration- "This is my favourite time of year."
* Crow Decoration- "This decoration needs a tree to perch in."
* Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "Weird how the spiders around here only have six legs."
* Ghost Decoration- "Spooooky!"
* Spider Decoration- "It's pretty good, I thought it was a real spider!"
* Tentacle Decoration- "This looks really authentic!"
* Bats coming out of tree- "Is... someone there?"
* Drinking bravery potion- "There's nothing to be afraid of!"
* Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Darnit, I must've done something wrong..."
====Winter's Feast====
* Gift Wrap- "I'm not great at wrapping things... it always ends up a crumpled ball."
* Gift- "A present!"
* Festive Tree Planter- "All set up and ready for a tree."
* Festive Tree Planter (burnt)- "Maybe... we can make another one?"
* Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It'll be fully grown soon."
* Winter's Feast Tree- "I'm glad I've got you to spend the holiday with, Woby."
* Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Quick, put it out! Put it out!"
* Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Maybe... we can make another one?"
* Gingerbread Cookie- "Mom made these every year."
* Eternal Fruitcake- "I'm... good."
* Sugar Cookie- "I'll make sure the younger kids don't eat too many."
* Candy Cane- "Don't eat too many, you'll get sick!"
* Chocolate Log Cake- "It's soooo good!"
* Plum Pudding- "There's fruit in it, so it's healthy right?"
* Apple Cider- "Mmm, so warm and cinnamon-y!"
* Hot Cocoa- "It really warms you up!"
* Heavenly Eggnog- "It's so sweet!"
* Festive Bauble- "Careful Woby, they're really delicate."
* Festive Light- "I wonder what powers it? Oh well!"
* Magnificent Adornment- "This one should go someplace special."
* Champion Adornment- "These ones are my favourite."
* Appeasing Adornment- "Looks like... a goat person?"
* Masonry Oven- "What a huge oven! We could feed a whole Pioneer troop!"
* Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Food is on the way!"
* Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "So close... it smells so good!"
* Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Come and get it!"
* Winter's Feast Table- "The table's all set and ready for food!"
* Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "Dig in, everybody!"
* Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "We can eat that anytime, Winter's Feast should be special!"
* Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Who's the Scrooge that ruined the feast?"
* Merry Berrysauce- "It somehow tastes even better than regular berries!"
* Bibingka- "Woah... where did we get the shaved coconut from?"
* Cabbage Rolls- "This would make great camping food!"
* Festive Fish Dish- "Fish with some special seasonal seasonings."
* Good Gravy- "Pass it over here!"
* Latkes- "I've never tried potatoes cooked like this before."
* Lutefisk- "Once you get past the smell, it's not bad!"
* Mulled Punch- "I like to use the cinnamon stick as a straw."
* Panettone- "I could eat this forever."
* Pavlova- "Mmmm, it almost reminds me of a perfectly roasted marshmallow."
* Pickled Herring- "Pickling is a really practical way to store food supplies."
* Polish Cookies- "There's fruit inside, it has to be at least a little healthy."
* Pumpkin Pie- "Mmmm, cut me a big slice!"
* Roasted Turkey- "Woby wants some too!"
* Stuffing- "I could stuff a bit more in my mouth."
* Sweet Potato Casserole- "It just isn't the holidays without it!"
* Tamales- "Woah, these are tasty!"
* Tourtiere- "My cousin from the East Coast made these for us once, they're the best!"
* Gingerbread Pig- "Is that cookie alive?!"
* Gingerbread Pig House- "What do they do when it rains?"
* Gingerbread Varg- "Who's a sweet Varg? Yes you are!"
* Cookie Crumbles- "Maybe they dropped them to find their way home?"
* Holiday Cheer- "It looks like magic!"
* Eating Holiday Cheer- "Mmmm, tastes like a perfectly toasted s'more."
* Eating without feasting- "Hey everybody! Time to eat!"
* Feasting- "Don't worry Woby, I'll save some for you!"
* Feast buff- "It almost feels like I'm back home."
* Feast buff wearing off- "Well, that was fun!"
====Lunar New Year====
* Red Pouch- "It's jingling."
* Lucky Gold Nugget- "Woby, we struck gold!"
* Red Firecrackers- "You're not supposed to set those off in the woods."
* Red Lantern- "I like this dramatic lighting!"
* Lucky Fan- "Hey Woby, it's our biggest fan! Heh... good one, Walter."
* Lucky Beast Head- "I'll be the leader!"
* Lucky Beast Body- "I think I'd be better in the lead."
* Lucky Beast Tail- "I don't want the back end..."
* Floating Lantern- "It'll help us find the sea monsters. I know they're out there!"
* Dappled and Golden Koi- "Don't you usually live in ponds?"
=====Gobbler=====
* Gobbler Shrine- "This gobbler likes gold."
* Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "It looks like something should go there."
* Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Now nobody can use it."
=====Varg=====
* Varg Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
* Varg Shrine (empty)- "It seems to respond to torchlight."
* Varg Shrine (burning)- "Who left the torch unattended?!"
* Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Well... that's that I guess."
* Lucky Whistle- "Woby doesn't like the sound of it."
* Clay Hound- "Who's a good boy?"
* Clay Hound (statue)- "I wonder who made these statues? They look so real!"
* Clay Varg- "Don't worry, I'm good with dogs!"
* Clay Varg (statue)- "Woby's sure sniffing around this statue a lot."
* Hound Figure- "He wasn't a very good dog."
* Varg Figure- "Poor Woby. She never seems to get along with the other dogs."
=====Pig=====
* Pig Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
* Pig Shrine (empty)- "I think we're supposed to offer it meat."
* Pig Shrine (burnt)- "This little piggy burnt down."
* Tribute Roast- "We'll have his head on a platter!"
* Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Well, at least the worms are enjoying it."
* Fish Heads on a Stick- "Who ate all the good parts?"
* Golden Belt- "I've already got a belt."
* Clout Snout- "It looks like a pig's snout! I wonder if that's on purpose."
* Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "He's not afraid to get his hands... or anything else dirty."
* Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Are you reddy? Heh, good one Walter."
* Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "He's probably really nice once you get to know him."
* Elite Pig (Wade)- "He's looking blue... because he's got blue tattoos, get it?"
* Clout Snout Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "He's not afraid to get his hands... or anything else dirty."
* Clout Snout Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Are you reddy? Heh, good one Walter."
* Clout Snout Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "He's probably really nice once you get to know him."
* Clout Snout Elite Pig (Wade)- "He's looking blue... because he's got blue tattoos, get it?"
* Can't play game (too late)- "It's too late for that."
* Can't play game (area not empty)- "Can't do anything until the area's been cleared up!"
* Can't play game (danger)- "Huh? My attention's kind of divided right now."
=====Carrat=====
* Carrat Shrine- "What should we get, Woby?"
* Carrat Shrine (empty)- "I think I need to offer it something for it to work."
* Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "What a waste of supplies..."
* Starting Point Kit- "Woby, help me look for a good place to set this up!"
* Starting Point- "Let's start this race!"
* Finish Line Kit- "What if the race just went on forever?"
* Finish Line- "First one here wins!"
* Finish Line (burnt)- "Someone sabotaged the race!"
* Finish Line (won)- "Yes!! Good job little guy!"
* Finish Line (lost)- "We'll be back for a rematch, {winner}!"
* Checkpoint Kit- "Should it go there... no, no, maybe over there..."
* Checkpoint- "A good race needs some planning."
* Navigation Gym Kit- "I'd better start training my carrat."
* Navigation Gym- "A good sense of direction is important for survival!"
* Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "You'll never be a Pinetree Pioneer if you can't follow directions!"
* Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Hey! I was going to use that!"
* Reflex Gym Kit- "Maybe I'll put it over here... no, over there!"
* Reflex Gym- "By the time we're done, my carrat will be ready for anything!"
* Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "These reflexes could save your life in the wilderness!"
* Reflex Gym (burnt)- "I... reacted too slow... to put the fire out..."
* Speed Gym Kit- "Do you think we should put it over there, Woby?"
* Speed Gym- "I've never been a coach before!"
* Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Hustle, hustle! Coaches say that, right?"
* Speed Gym (burnt)- "Does that look like a fire pit?!"
* Endurance Gym Kit- "I'm great at putting things together!"
* Endurance Gym- "This is very serious training equipment."
* Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "Aww look at him jump!"
* Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Oh no!!"
* Carrat Scale Kit- "I never knew skills could be measured by weight."
* Carrat Scale- "Do I get a badge for having the best carrat?"
* Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "He just needs some more training. We'll get there!"
* Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Woah, all our training paid off!"
* Carrat Scale (burnt)- "Why won't everyone just use the fire pit?!"
* Packet of Seeds- "Mystery seeds!"
* Premium Seed Packet- "Not knowing what they are is half the fun!"
* Dappled Koi- "Don't you usually live in ponds?"
* Golden Koi- "Don't you usually live in ponds?"
* Carrat Figure- "I usually prefer badges to trophies, but I might make an exception."
* Charlie's Carrat- "Where can I get a shadow carrat?"
* Can't start race with no participants- "Oh. I forgot the racers!"
* Race starting- "READY-SET-GO!!"
* Carrat is sleeping- "Hey! We need to start over, mine's asleep!"
* Carrat is stunned- "That sound means go! Go!!"
* Carrat going wrong way-
** "Hey! You have to turn around!"
** "The finish line's the other way! The. Other. Way!!"
* Carrat is slow- "You can go faster, we trained for this! Or did we..."
* Carrat is exhausted- "This carrat doesn't look healthy..."
* Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
** "Wait... you're not my carrat!"
** "Mine was the OTHER orange one."
=====Beefalo=====
* Beefalo Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
* Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "I should offer it something, but what should it be..."
* Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "That's not good..."
* Sewing Machine (held)- "Now to put it together!"
* Sewing Machine- "My mom has one of those! It looks a bit different, though."
* Judge's Booth (held)- "It can't be that much harder than pitching a tent."
* Judge's Booth- "Let's win some prizes, Woby!"
* Beefalo Stage (held)- "This looks easy enough to put together."
* Beefalo Stage- "It's pretty hard to teach a beefalo "sit" and "stay"."
* Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "This looks like instructions for a beefalo costume! Only part of one, though..."
* Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "What do you think, Woby? Should I show it to the judge?"
* Beefalo Dolls- "I hope Woby doesn't think it's a chew toy..."
* ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "I wonder if the beefalo actually like wearing these."
* ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "Aww, it's cute!"
* ()Festive Costume Pattern- "I wish I could make one for Woby, but her measurements keep changing..."
* ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "I hope it doesn't attract too many bees."
* ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Is this really for sewing?"
* ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "I guess a beefalo's own fuzzy coat isn't enough to keep warm."
* ()Formal Costume Pattern- "This doesn't seem very practical for the outdoors."
* ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "This seems unnecessarily fancy."
* ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "I wonder what kind of animal this costume is based off of?"
* Beefalo Figure- "Aw don't be jealous Woby, you deserve a statue too!"
* Calling beefalo- "Come here, girl! Or boy? It's hard to tell."
* Can't build stage too far- "It doesn't make sense to build it so far away..."
* Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Sorry Woby, I need a real beefalo for this."
* Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "I should call my beefalo over here."
* Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Don't worry, my beefalo isn't going anywhere."
* Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Maybe we should wait for them to calm down..."
* Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I already picked one!"
* Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "Woby and I will just watch for this round."
* Failed to start contest (generic)- "Maybe he took the day off?"
* Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "here must be another contest going on somewhere else."
* Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Let's come back later."
* Learned new costume pattern- "Hey, I think I can make a new beefalo costume!"
* Costume pattern already known- "We already know this one, don't we Woby?"
====The Forge====
* Battlemaster Pugna- "That's the guy in charge here."
* Pit Pig- "I can take him!"
* Crocommander- "This one's got bite."
* Snortoise- "Its shell is so spiky!"
* Scorpeon- "That spit is corrosive!"
* Boarilla- "He's got a strong arm on him."
* Grand Forge Boarrior- "You sure are big!"
* Rhinocebro- "He's got a nose for this kind of work."
* Infernal Swineclops- "I can smell him from here!"
* Ancient Gateway (off)- "That's how we got here. Hopefully how we get back, too."
* Ancient Gateway (on)- "I'll just be going now."
* Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It needs a key."
* Ancient Anchor (key)- "That should do it."
* Forge Portal- "This is where those enemies are coming from."
* Battle Standard- "Everyone, break the Battle Standard!"
* Baby Spider- "I guess they're fighting for us."
* Magma Golem- "It's a rock monster!"
* Living Staff- "It conducts regenerative energy."
* Infernal Staff- "It calls a meteor from above."
* Petrifying Tome- "This'll keep those monsters held for a little while."
* Tome of Beckoning- "I can't make out the text."
* Forging Hammer- "It's a heavy hammer for hitting things."
* Pith Pike- "I could do a quick charge with that."
* Spiral Spear- "It gets to the point."
* Riled Lucy- "That weapon's for throwing."
* Blacksmith's Edge- "A sharp looking instrument."
* Darts- "That's a weapon I could use from range."
* Molten Darts- "It uses a strong blast of air to propel a projectile."
* Hearthsfire Crystals- "It smells like brimstone."
* Reed Tunic- "Light, but not very durable."
* Feathered Reed Tunic- "Lightweight and designed for mobility."
* Wood Armor- "It offers a decent amount of protection."
* Jagged Wood Armor- "That could help me hit a little harder."
* Silken Wood Armor- "I'd have energy for a few more stunts wearing that."
* Stone Splint Mail- "That's as good as it gets."
* Steadfast Stone Armor- "This armor has been petrified for maximum protection."
* Grand Armor- "That should keep me safe."
* Barbed Helm- "My strikes would hurt a little more wearing that."
* Nox Helm- "It looks like it packs a wallop."
* Resplendent Nox Helm- "That could cause some major destruction."
* Feathered Wreath- "Those fluffy feathers make me want to run!"
* Crystal Tiara- "Those crystals will quicken my abilities."
* Clairvoyant Crown- "It has a gaze full of science."
* Woven Garland- "Looks like it amplifies healing expertise."
* Flower Headband- "The blossom interacts well with healing magic."
* Blossomed Wreath- "This garland will restore a bit of my vitality."
* Started revival- "Don't worry! I have a badge in first aid!"
* Finished revival- "You look better already!"
* Revived- "Aaah... I don't want to do that again."
* Refusing inappropriate weapon- "That's not mine."
====The Gorge====
* Mumsy- "
* Billy- "
* Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "
* Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "
* Swamp Pig Elder- "
* Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "
* Swamp Pig- "
* Old Beefalo- "
* Pigeon- "
* Pigeon (sleeping)- "
* Pigeon (dead)- "
* Pebble Crab- "
* Berry Bush- "
* Fern- "
* Mushroom- "
* Mushroom (picked)- "
* Rotten Crop- "
* Sapling- "
* Spotty Shrub- "
* Spotty Shrub (picked)- "
* Sugarwood Tree- "
* Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "
* Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "
* Ivy- "
* The Altar of Gnaw- "
* The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "
* Ancient Gateway- "
* Beast of Hunger (1)- "
* Beast of Hunger (2)- "
* Broken Carriage- "
* Dilapidated Cathedral- "
* Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "
* Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "
* Dilapidated Clocktower- "
* Dilapidated Door- "
* Dilapidated House-
** "
** "
** "
* Dilapidated Roof- "
* Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "
* Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "
* Worn Pig House- "
* House Rubble- "
* Iron Fence- "
* Locked Iron Gate- "
* Iron Gate- "
* Mealing Stone- "
* Park Fountain- "
* Post- "
* Queen Beast- "
* Rundown House- "
* Safe- "
* Locked Safe- "
* Sammy's Wagon- "
* Pipton's Cart- "
* Salt Pond- "
* Stone Pillar- "
* Streetlight- "
* Small Streetlight- "
* Smashed Clock- "
* Urn- "
* Wrecked Bicycle- "
* Pot Hanger (held)- "
* Pot Hanger- "
* Oven (held)- "
* Oven- "
* Small Grill (held)- "
* Small Grill- "
* Large Grill (held)- "
* Large Grill- "
* Cookpot- "
* Large Cookpot- "
* Small Casserole Dish- "
* Large Casserole Dish- "
* Syrup Pot- "
* Salt Rack (held)- "
* Salt Rack- "
* Salt Rack (ready)- "
* Crab Trap- "
* Hoe- "
* Slaughter Tools- "
* Tree Tapping Kit- "
* Key- "
* Iron Key- "
* Ancient Key- "
* All Seed Packet types- "
* All Seed types- "
* Salmon- "
* Cooked Salmon- "
* Crab Meat- "
* Cooked Crab Meat- "
* Cooked Foliage- "
* Mushroom (item)- "
* Cooked Mushroom- "
* Garlic- "
* Roast Garlic- "
* Onion- "
* Roast Onion- "
* Potato- "
* Roast Potato- "
* Toma Root- "
* Roast Toma Root- "
* Turnip- "
* Roast Turnip- "
* Wheat- "
* Flour- "
* Goat Milk- "
* Salt Crystals- "
* Salt- "
* Sap- "
* Ruined Sap- "
* Syrup- "
* Spotty Sprig- "
* Spot Spice- "
* Old Coin- "
* Sapphire Medallion- "
* Red Mark- "
* Gnaw's Favor- "
* Prepared dish- "
* Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "
* Prepared dish (matches craving)- "
* Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "
* Burnt Food- "
* Silver Plate- "
* Silver Bowl- "
* Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "I think it's locked."
* Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "Hey, slow down! I just want to eat you!"
* Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "That just looks like the same dish..."
* Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "I need to use a different dish. Apparently."
* Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "There's some provisions in there already."
* Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "That... doesn't look like something anyone would eat."
* Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "I guess I need another key."
* Cannot use item (occupied)- "Guess I have to wait."
* Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Huh. I thought that would go alright together."
* Food ruined (overcooked)- "Darnit! It's uh... a bit crispy..."
* Lost round- "Oh well, we can just try again right? Right...?"
* Won round- "Aw, do we really have to leave?"
====Midsummer Cawnival====
* Corvus Goodfeather- "Woah! A real bird man!"
* Crow Kid- "Tiny bird men! Bird kids?"
* Cawnival Token- "What game should I play first? It's so hard to decide!"
* Prize Ticket- "We're off to a good start Woby, but we can do better!"
* Prize Tickets (small stack)- "Should I go get a prize now? Or save up for something really good..."
* Prize Tickets (large stack)- "That's got to be worth a really good prize!"
* Hubbub for Grub (held)- "It can't be much harder than setting up a tent."
* Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "I think it wants me to give it a token."
* Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "This doesn't look too hard!"
* Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "I'd sure love to see what's down there."
* Grub- "Aww, they're not real worms!"
* Eggs in a Basket (held)- "This doesn't look hard to set up."
* Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "I bet I'd be pretty good at that!"
* Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "I'd sure love to see what's down there."
* Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "I'm pretty sure it was this one..."
* Egg Scramble, Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, Midsummer Night Light, and Miniature Tree (held)- "I'll have that up in a jiffy!"
* Egg Scramble (playing)- "I wonder if Woby's part sheepdog..."
* Scrambling Egg- "Go to the center, please!"
* Prize Booth (held)- "I'll have this set up right away!"
* Prize Booth- "Is there a badge for winning all the prizes?"
* Confetti Cannon (held)- "I just hope it doesn't startle Woby."
* Confetti Cannon- "We should probably test it out. You know, for safety."
* Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Don't worry Ms. Wickerbottom, I'll clean this all up later!"
* Cawnival Sapling- "I'm good at planting trees, we did it all the time in the Pioneers!"
* Cawnival Tree- "Maybe if we decorate around it, more birds will come!"
* Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "It's looking good, but I think we can do even better."
* Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "I've got a real talon for decorating! Get it? Because crows have talons?"
* Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "I kind of wish they had a bigger one."
* Midsummer Night Light- "Do you think it's powered by magic?"
* Miniature Tree- "I'm going to take good care of it!"
* Mystery Box- "The suspense is killing me!"
* Cawnival Statuette- "Neat! I love collecting things!"
* Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "I'm adding it to my collection!"
* Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "Oooh, I got an extra rare one!"
* Seed Clusters- "I guess it's sort of like trail mix. Sort of."
* Corny Slush- "Yum...?"
* Chirpy Scarf- "I wonder if those bird kids would want to join my Pioneer troop..."
* Chirpy Cloak- "I can blend in with the trees!"
* Chirpy Capelet- "It really helps in hot weather!"
* Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "We can wait till they're done. Right Woby?"
* Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "I had a feeling that wouldn't work..."
* Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "I thought I saw him around here somewhere..."
* Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "Excuse me, mister...? Hm, looks like he's busy."
* Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Aw, looks like they all left..."
* Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Darnit! I wasn't fast enough."
===Nature - Plants===
====Base Game====
* Evergreen- "They're called "evergreen" because... well you get the idea."
* Lumpy Evergreen- "What a scraggly tree."
* Spiky Tree- "Not a good tree for climbing."
* Evergreen (stump)- "This tree looks stumped. Heh, nice one Walter."
* Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "This tree looks stumped. Heh, nice one Walter."
* Spiky Tree (stump)- "Firewood is firewood."
* Evergreen (burning)- "You're supposed to chop the tree first, THEN build the fire!"
* Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "You're supposed to chop the tree first, THEN build the fire!"
* Spiky Tree (burning)- "A swamp fire!"
* Evergreen (burnt)- "That tree just couldn't wait to be a campfire..."
* Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "That tree just couldn't wait to be a campfire..."
* Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It won't bother us again."
* Evergreen Sapling- "One day you'll be a nice big tree."
* Log- "Firewood!"
* Log (burning)- "Doing what logs do."
* Charcoal- "You find a lot of these in fire pits."
* Pine Cone- "I should find a good spot to plant this."
* Marble Tree- "I don't think it'll make for good firewood."
* Totally Normal Tree (regular and stump)- "Can you talk? What's it like being a tree?"
* Living Log- "Yep, this log's definitely haunted."
* Sapling- "It's a baby tree."
* Sapling (picked)- "Now it'll never grow into a tree."
* Sapling (burning)- "Someone grab some water!"
* Sapling (held)- "Hey Woby, do you see a good spot to plant this?"
* Grass Tuft (held)- "Now I can plant it closer to camp."
* Berry Bush (held)- "Come on berry bush, we're going on an adventure!"
* Spiky Bush (held)- "Hey Woby, do you see a good spot to plant this?"
* Twigs- "A handful of useful twigs."
* Grass Tuft- "A patch of grass. With bugs in it, if we're lucky."
* Grass Tuft (barren)- "This grass needs something to help it grow."
* Grass Tuft (burning)- "Hey! Brush fires destroy forests!"
* Cut Grass- "Look, I can make a whistle with it! PHHWEEEE!"
* Berry Bush- "Foraging is an important wilderness skill!"
* Berry Bush (burning)- "That's not a campfire..."
* Berry Bush (picked)- "If I wait long enough, they'll grow back."
* Berry Bush (barren)- "My handbook says some kind of fertilizer should help."
* Reeds- "A pretty normal thing to see in a swamp."
* Reeds (picked)- "Nothing left to gather here."
* Reeds (burning)- "Uh oh, who wasn't practicing fire safety?"
* Cut Reeds- "Ms. Wickerbottom might need some more... reed-ing material."
* Plant- "Guessing what it's going to be is half the fun."
* Plant (growing)- "I wish plants could grow as fast as you do Woby."
* Plant (ready to be picked)- "Fresh supplies!"
* Marsh Plant- "It's just a plant."
* Spiky Bush- "It might be a bog monster in disguise."
* Spiky Bush (picked)- "Ow!! Does anyone have a bandage?!"
* Spiky Bush (burning)- "If it's a bog monster, it's pretty committed to its disguise."
* Spiky Bush (burnt)- "Guess it wasn't a bog monster after all."
* Flower- "Are there any bugs on it?"
* Petals- "Hope the bees aren't too mad at me."
* Evil Flower- "Woby, what's wrong? It's just a flower."
* Dark Petals- "I feel funny... did I accidentally pick some poison oak?"
* Carrot (planted)- "Now we'll have more carrots. Yay."
* Red Mushroom- "Probably shouldn't pick that one."
* Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "There's a mushroom hiding down there."
* Red Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will grow back?"
* Green Mushroom- "It doesn't look like any of the mushrooms in my handbook."
* Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "There's a mushroom hiding in there!"
* Green Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will grow back."
* Blue Mushroom- "Hm... there's no blue mushrooms in my handbook..."
* Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Woby, do you think you could dig it up? Guess not."
* Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will grow back eventually."
====Reign of Giants====
* Birchnut Tree- "Did you know the word deciduous means to "fall off"?"
* Birchnut Tree (stump)- "This tree looks stumped. Heh, nice one Walter."
* Birchnut Tree (burning)- "You're supposed to chop the tree first, THEN build the fire!"
* Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "That tree just couldn't wait to be a campfire..."
* Birchnut- "I wonder if there's any squirrels around."
* Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "More firewood in the making!"
* Sapling (withered)- "I guess it's too hot out."
* Grass Tuft (withered)- "It's too hot out for anything to grow."
* Berry Bush (withered)- "It's way too hot out for anything to grow."
* Plant (withered)- "Maybe it needs some water?"
* Cactus- "That's one prickly plant."
* Cactus (picked)- "You'd better be tasty."
* Tumbleweed- "It's just minding its own business."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Lumpy Sapling- "Natural selection hasn't gotten to this one yet."
* Burnt Spiky Bush- "Guess it wasn't a bog monster after all."
* Twiggy Tree- "It's more like a big stick than a tree."
* Twiggy Tree (stump)- "This tree looks stumped. Heh, nice one Walter."
* Twiggy Tree (burning)- "You're supposed to chop the tree first, THEN build the fire!"
* Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "That tree just couldn't wait to be a campfire..."
* Twiggy Tree (old)- "It's barely holding together."
* Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It'll grow up into a big tree someday."
* Twiggy Tree Cone- "Hey Woby, you dig a hole and I'll plant it."
* Sapling (disease warning)- "Is it supposed to look like that?"
* Grass Tuft (disease warning)- "Something seems off."
* Berry Bush (disease warning)- "Is something wrong with it?"
* Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "Is something wrong with it?"
* Diseased Sapling- "That doesn't look healthy."
* Diseased Grass Tuft- "That's... not how it's supposed to look, is it?"
* Diseased Berry Bush- "Uh, something's definitely wrong with it."
* Diseased Juicy Berry Bush- "Uh, something's definitely wrong with it."
* Juicy Berry Bush- "They look so tasty..."
* Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "More will grow soon."
* Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "That's not a campfire..."
* Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It won't be making more berries anytime soon."
* Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "Come on berry bush, we're going on an adventure!"
* Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "I guess this isn't the season for berries."
* Marble Sprout- "...Okay, so I was wrong about it being "just a rock"."
* Marble Shrub- "This place is weird."
* Rose- "Funny, this isn't the type of rose you usually see in the wild."
* Succulent- "They're from the cactus family!"
* Succulent (held)- "They're pretty useful for minor cuts and burns."
* Bull Kelp- "It's kelp... or a sea monster DISGUISING themselves as kelp."
* Bull Kelp (picked)- "I guess it's just kelp."
* Bull Kelp Stalk- "I could plant this back in the ocean."
* Driftwood- "Looks kind of eerie, doesn't it?"
* Driftwood (stump)- "Thanks for the firewood, tree!"
* Driftwood (burning)- "You're supposed to make a pit, gather the firewood and THEN make a fire!"
* Driftwood (burnt)- "That could've been bad."
* Driftwood Piece- "You'll float too, if you hold onto it!"
* Lune Tree- "That one definitely isn't in my handbook."
* Lune Tree (stump)- "This one's already been chopped down."
* Lune Tree (burning)- "This is why we should always practice fire safety!"
* Lune Tree (burnt)- "I guess it could've been worse."
* Lune Tree Blossom- "Who knew there were flowers on the moon?"
* Lune Tree Sapling- "Poor moth."
* Stone Fruit Bush- "Is that tree growing... rocks?"
* Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "We already gathered all the fruit."
* Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "I don't think it'll be making fruit anytime soon."
* Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "I don't think it likes the heat."
* Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "Is something wrong with it?"
* Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "Maybe that's how a moon bush is supposed to look?"
* Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "It's on fire!"
* Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Oh, it's growing!"
* Spiny Bindweed- "It looks like it has a little monster claw, ready to grab you!"
* Binding Roots- "Ah! It really is trying to grab me!"
* Plant (happy)- "I think I'm doing a good job!"
* Plant (stressed)- "Something must be bothering it."
* Plant (very stressed)- "It's not looking so good..."
* Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "I should probably do some weeding."
* Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "Maybe it would be happier if it wasn't all alone?"
* Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "I think we might've planted these too close together, Woby."
* Plant (stressed, bad season)- "I don't think it likes this weather."
* Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "Do you think it needs some water, Woby?"
* Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Maybe it needs some better soil..."
* Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "I think it needs a story or two to cheer it up!"
* Giant Carrots- "I was hoping it would sprout ears and whiskers too... oh well."
* Giant Corn- "Imagine all the popcorn we could make with that!"
* Giant Pumpkin- "It's the great pumpkin!"
* Giant Eggplant- "Oh... great! I guess we're eating eggplant for the next week..."
* Giant Durian- "Why did this one have to grow so big?"
* Giant Pomegranate- "Do pomegranates usually get that big?"
* Giant Dragon Fruit- "Unfortunately, not a real dragon."
* Giant Watermelon- "We'll have watermelon slices for days!"
* Giant Toma Root- "It's bigger than you Woby! Well, one version of you at least."
* Giant Potato- "That's going to need a lot of mashing."
* Giant Asparagus- "Oh... that's a lot of asparagus..."
* Giant Onion- "I don't want to be the one who has to chop it."
* Giant Garlic- "Well, we'll be safe from giant vampires now."
* Giant Pepper- "Fire! Oh wait, it's just a hot pepper."
* Giant Rotten Crop- "It's all rotten!"
* Great Tree Trunk- "Woah, would you look at the size of that tree!"
* Great Tree Root- "Watch out for water hazards!"
* Mossy Vine- "Maybe one of them will turn out to be a snake!"
* Knobbly Tree- "I guess they don't have to worry about getting enough water."
* Knobbly Tree Nut- "That's one big seed!"
* Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It's a pretty swell shade tree!"
===Nature - Objects===
====Base Game====
* Beehive- "I reeaally shouldn't get closer..."
* Killer Bee Hive- "E-everyone stay calm... we'll be on our way..."
* Honeycomb- "Just don't use it to comb your hair."
* Hound Mound- "I bet there's something interesting hiding in there!"
* Bones- "You probably shouldn't chew on those, Woby."
* Touch Stone- "It must've been used by an ancient civilization!"
* Obelisk (sane, up)- "Hey, where did that come from?"
* Obelisk (sane, down)- "I swear there was something here a second ago."
* Obelisk (insane, up)- "Woah! That was crazy!"
* Obelisk (insane, down)- "That's definitely got a supernatural explanation."
* Harp Statue- "I don't think it has an ear for music. Heh... good one, Walter."
* Marble Pillar- "Feels like I'm in a museum."
* Marble- "Maybe I'll make a fancy fire pit."
* Rundown House- "I bet that wood is full of termites."
* Merm Head- "Woah, it's not made of rubber! I think it's real!"
* Pig Head- "Don't eat it Woby!"
* Pig Torch- "Handy for finding your way in the dark."
* Basalt- "I don't think we'll be able to break through that."
* Boulder- "It would be more useful in smaller pieces."
* Rocks- "Maybe I could make a fire pit."
* Flint- "This should come in handy!"
* Nitre- "Nitre here nor there. Heh..."
* Gold Nugget- "Ow... I bit it, isn't that a thing people do?"
* Grave- "I wonder if I'll find a skeleton down there..."
* Grave (dug)- "Well, my curiosity is satisfied."
* Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Woby, did you dig something up?"
* Animal Track- "Tracks! They go this way!"
* Animal Track (lost its trail)- "I uh... think I lost the trail..."
* Animal Track (found)- "I learned all about tracking in the Pioneers! It went thataway!"
* Wooden Thing- "That definitely looks like a magical... something."
* Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I think I've almost got it, Woby!"
* Wooden Thing (locked)- "Hm, it still needs something..."
* Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Come on Woby, we've got some exploring to do!"
* Ring Thing- "This looks important."
* Crank Thing- "This looks complicated..."
* Box Thing- "I wonder what's inside?"
* Metal Potato Thing- "What is this supposed to be, exactly?"
* Worm Hole- "It kind of looks like a mouth."
* Worm Hole (open)- "It IS a mouth!! Come on Woby, let's get a closer look."
* Worm Hole (exited)- "That was amazing!!"
* Pond- "That'll make a swell swimming hole!"
* Skeleton- "Is it a real skeleton?"
* Spider Den- "Hey, that must be where the spiders live! It's huge!"
* Spider Eggs- "Aww, it's full of baby spiders!"
* Rabbit Hole- "We found its den!"
* Walrus Camp- "I've heard of houses like this, but I've never seen one!"
* Walrus Camp (empty)- "An abandoned campsite... I wonder who was here?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Ice- "This will really give you the chills."
* Mini Glacier- "This will really give you the chills."
* Mini Glacier (melted)- "Ice sometimes does that."
* Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "There's too many footprints in this wet ground!"
* Burrow- "I wonder what's in there..."
* Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Looks like a cave-in."
* Rundown House (burnt)- "Hopefully all the termites made it out safely."
* Merm Head (burnt)- "Darnit, there goes my evidence."
* Pig Head (burnt)- "Smells like burnt bacon."
* Hollow Stump- "I think something lives in there!"
* Hollow Stump (empty)- "Nobody's home."
* Glommer's Statue- "It looks just like him!"
* Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Sorry..."
* Skeleton (self)- #All character failed
====Don't Starve Together====
* Florid Postern- "Too bad it can't get us home."
* Gigantic Beehive- "Woah, it's huge!"
* Honey Patch- "I shouldn't walk on that, I'll get my shoes sticky."
* Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "It looks bigger than it did yesterday..."
* Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "I think there's something else hiding in that marble."
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "One part of this statue looks older than the other."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "There's something weird about it."
* Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "There's something missing..."
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Can you sniff out the missing piece Woby?"
* Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "It's all broken up."
* Rook Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "That was easy enough."
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Finished!"
* Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "That looks better."
* Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Huh? I think I hear something moving in there."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Huh? I think I hear something moving in there."
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Huh? I think I hear something moving in there."
* Magma- "Probably not the best swimming hole."
* Rock- "Sedimentary, my dear Woby! Well, igneous actually... never mind."
* Crispy Skeleton- "I think the time for first aid has long passed."
* Marble Statue (Comedy)- "It's nice, I guess."
* Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "It looks like something from a museum."
* Marble Statue (Pawn)- "I wonder who made these?"
* Marble Statue (Vase)- "That one's just asking for birds to land on it."
* Meteor- "I wonder how it affects were-people. I should ask Mr. Woodie."
* Moon Rock- "It came from outer space!"
* Celestial Orb- "Is the moon... haunted?"
* Celestial Portal- "This one looks way fancier... but still can't get us home."
* Moon Stone (broken)- "What a mess."
* Moon Stone (repaired)- "It looks like something should go here..."
* Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Should... should something be happening?"
* Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Woah! That did something!"
* Moon Stone (repaired, wrong staff)- "I don't think that works..."
* Moon Stone (repaired, not staff)- "That's not going to fit there."
* Moon Rubble- "Should we try to break it apart Woby?"
* Petrified Evergreen- "What could've turned it to stone?"
* Petrified Evergreen- "What could've turned it to stone?"
* Petrified Evergreen (Old)- "What could've turned it to stone?"
* Rock Den- "What's wrong Woby? Is something in there?"
* Skeleton (all players)- "Poor %s. I guess %s might be more dangerous than I thought..."
* Stagehand- "Woby, what's wrong? It's just a table."
* Stagehand (walking)- "Maybe it wants to roast marshmallows too?"
* Suspicious Marble (rook)- "How did it get there?"
* Suspicious Marble (knight)- "That's one way to get a head. Get it?"
* Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "What's that doing here?"
* Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Don't worry Woby, it's just a statue."
* Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Wouldn't it be funny if it came to life?"
* Loot Stash- "Hey, he brought presents!"
* Lake- "We're saved, Woby!"
* Lake (dry)- "An invisible lake?"
* Cave-in Boulder- "Come on Woby, give me a hand moving this!"
* Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "I can't get to it!"
* Garden Detritus- "We'd better clean that up."
* Anenemy- "I love starfish!"
* Anenemy (closed)- "H-hey, be careful!"
* Anenemy Trap- "I'm putting them in time out."
* Celestial Altar Base- "Don't worry, I'll help you get where you need to go."
* Celestial Altar Idol- "Do you need some assistance?"
* Celestial Altar Orb- "We have to help it, Woby!"
* Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer finishes what they start!"
* Celestial Altar- "You're right, people SHOULD listen to me more often."
* Inactive Celestial Tribute- "Don't worry, we'll get you home!"
* Celestial Tribute- ""It's almost time"? Time for what?"
* Celestial Sanctum Icon- "Woby and I will get you back together!"
* Celestial Sanctum Ward- "It's okay, we'll have you home in no time."
* Celestial Sanctum- "I think it's ready."
* Celestial Fissure- "Do you hear that whispering, Woby?"
* Celestial Fissure (no light)- "Any monsters down there?"
* Plugged Fissure- "She trapped all the moon ghosts in their holes."
* Baritone Shell Bell- "There's something inside it!"
* Alto Shell Bell- "Maybe I could teach it to play some songs I learned in the Pioneers."
* Soprano Shell Bell- "Is that hard on your ears, Woby?"
* Hot Spring- "This would make a great swimming hole! It's even heated!"
* Hot Spring (bombed)- "I'm sure that's safe."
* Hot Spring (glassed over)- "It's like it's frozen in time."
* Hot Spring (empty)- "It's a crater, I guess that's pretty common on the moon."
* Inviting Formation- "I think there's something in there..."
* Moon Glass- "I've never seen a rock like this before."
* Moon Shard- "Wow... it's so light!"
* Sea Bones- "These are definitely sea monster bones!"
* Shattered Spider Hole- "Look at that, Woby! It's a home for moon creatures!"
* Hermit Home- "This house could use some fixing up."
* Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "A Pinetree Pioneer is always happy to help the elderly!"
* Hermit Bee Box- "Don't panic Walter, the bees smell your fear..."
* Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "It doesn't look like they've made any honey."
* Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "There's some honey, but not enough to be worth the stings."
* Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "M-ma'am, I think your honey is ready."
* Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "It burned up!"
* Hermit Drying Rack- "Those are some pretty swell looking drying racks."
* Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying)- "It should be ready soon."
* Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "Your jerky's ready, ma'am!"
* Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying in rain)-"Oh no, it's never going to dry in this rain!"
* Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Your jerky's ready, ma'am!" [sic]
* Hermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "It burned up!"
* Boat Fragment- "Looks like a sea monster got them."
* Sea Stack- "Rocks off the port bow!"
* Salt Formation "Maybe there's a Medusa nearby... a salt Medusa..."
* Salt Formation (partially mined) "Nothing left to gather."
* Salt Formation (growing)- "I'm glad they grow back!"
* Salt Crystals- "Hey, I think that's salt!"
* Ocean Debris- "Now that HAS to be a sea mons-- (sigh) no, just a muddy clump."
* Wobster Mound- "That's where the Wobsters make camp."
* Moon Glass Mound- "That's where the Wobsters make camp."
* Shell Cluster- "Let's break it apart and see what's inside."
* Sunken Chest (locked)- "I can't get it open."
* Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "How did this clam get so big?"
* Mysterious Energy- "What is it? Aaah, the suspense!"
* Charged Glassy Rock- "Look at that, Woby! It's glowing!"
* Infused Moon Shard- "It's light and glowy."
* Moongleam- "It's literally spine-tingling!"
* Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "Maybe this is what he's looking for?"
* Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Um... yeah, this one looks right!"
* Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "What do you think, Woby? Is this the tool we're looking for?"
* Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "It's definitely a tool of some kind... hope it's the right one!"
* Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "That one looks about right... I think?"
* Energetic Static- "I wonder what he's working on?"
* Restrained Static- "You'll be shocked to see what's inside! Get it? Because there's static inside?"
* Lunar Essence Extractor- "Wow, we sure are lucky he happened to have that with him!"
* Sea Strider Nest- "That must be their nest! If I could just get a closer look..."
* Sea Strider Nest (burnt)- "The poor spiders..."
* Conspicuous Chest- "I wonder how it got here?"
* Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "What do you say, Woby? Should we take a look inside?"
* Conspicuous Chest (burnt)- "Aww, and it was such a neat looking chest too..."
===Nature - Caves===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Sinkhole- "That rock's blocking the entrance!"
* Sinkhole (generic)- "Why can't we go in?"
* Sinkhole (open)- "Come on Woby! Let's take a look around!"
* Exit to Surface (generic)- "Guess we're stuck here Woby."
* Exit to Surface (open)- "Alright, let's go!"
* Red Mushtree- "The mushrooms sure grow big down here..."
* Green Mushtree- "This one's kind of puny."
* Blue Mushtree- "That one's not in my handbook..."
* Light Flower- "Pretty swell of those flowers to light the way for us!"
* Light Bulb- "Will I start glowing if I eat it?"
* Stalagmite- "People get stalagmites and stalactites confused, but I know which is which!"
* Stalagmite (pointy)- "It's a really tall... one of these!"
* Spilagmite- "Someone needs to dust more often, everything's covered in cobwebs!"
* Slurtle Mound- "I have to see what's in there!"
* Splumonkey Pod- "I'm sure it's just an ordinary barrel."
* Fern- "There's some weird plants growing down here."
* Foliage- "This would be great for starting a campfire."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Cave Banana Tree- "I didn't know bananas could grow in caves."
* Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Whoops..."
* Sinkhole (full)- "There's too many people in there... I'll just wait."
* Exit to Surface (full)- "There's too many people outside... let's just wait here."
* Bat Cave- "Looks like they're sleeping. Should we wake them up?"
* Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Looks like this one's in bloom."
* Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's making more mushrooms."
* Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "They only bloom spore-adically. Heh... nice one, Walter."
* Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "There must be spiders around here somewhere!"
* Red Spore- "Don't eat the spores Woby, a mushtree might grow in your stomach!"
* Green Spore- "Swamp gas! Oh, it's just some more spores."
* Blue Spore- "Hope I don't accidentally swallow one."
* Red Spore (held)- "The bugs in my pocket might like some light."
* Green Spore (held)- "The bugs in my pocket might like some light."
* Blue Spore (held)- "The bugs in my pocket might like some light."
* Withered Flower- "Should I water it more? Or water it less?!"
* Mysterious Plant- "What's wrong Woby? It's just a plant!"
* Fossil Fragment- "The bones of an ancient creature!"
* Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "It's still missing something."
* Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- ""The arm bone's connected to the..." which bone was it..."
* Odd Skeleton (complete)- "I think we figured it out Woby!"
* Lunar Mushtree- "It's actually kind of pretty!"
* Lunar Spore- "I probably shouldn't touch that."
* Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "Sorry Woby, I don't think it'll be any good for swimming."
* Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "There might be something interesting in there."
* Nightmare Rampart- "We should probably stay away from those, Woby."
===Nature - Ruins===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "There's probably tons of good stuff in there."
* Ancient Statue- "Woah! Is this what they looked like?"
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "It looks broken to me."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Do you think aliens helped them make it?"
* Algae- "Pond monsters love algae!"
* Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I don't think they're going to get up anytime soon."
* Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I don't think they're going to get up anytime soon."
* Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "I don't think they're going to get up anytime soon."
* Relic- "It's even older than the furniture at my grandpa's house."
* Relic (broken)- "We can fix it up with some Pinetree Pioneer determination!"
* Thulecite Fragments- "Woby, keep your eyes peeled for any more of these little pieces!"
* Cave Lichen- "It grows in most caves."
* Ornate Chest- "There's got to be something good inside!"
* Large Ornate Chest- "I have to know what's inside!"
* Nightmare Light- "But can you roast marshmallows over it?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Ancient Chest- "There HAS to be something good in there, just look at it!"
* Ancient Chest (locked)- "How do we get it open? Any ideas, Woby?"
* Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "It looks like it's missing a piece."
* Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "I guess we'll have to wait for it to power up."
* Ancient Gateway (activated)- "It's working!"
* Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Is it supposed to be making that sound?"
* Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "I guess I should give it a rest for now."
* Ancient Obelisk- "What does it mean?!"
* Ancient Beacon- "There's got to be a way to turn it on."
* Ancient Beacon (active)- "Well, we got the lights working!"
* Ancient Mural (first)- "It looks like things weren't going so well for the people here."
* Ancient Mural (second)- "I can't tell what's happening in this one, the picture's worn off."
* Ancient Mural (third)- "There's... a shadow? Or something... they took some artistic liberties."
* Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Woah, looks like they all started changing."
* Ancient Mural (fifth)- "That must be what the city looked like a long time ago."
* Atrium Statue- "If it could speak, I wonder what it would tell us."
* Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "There's something missing..."
* Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "I think these gems might be important, Woby!"
* Ancient Moon Statue- "Well, they look happier than the statues outside... I think."
* Sealed Portal (switch off)- "I wonder what this did?"
* Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Weird, this is the only thing that didn't turn back on."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "I sure wish I could read it."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "I wonder what it says."
* Tidy Hidey-Hole- "Woah, so that's where that weird material comes from!"
* Ancient Kiln (empty)- "They weren't so different from us, were they?"
* Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "This might take a while. Wanna see this cool bug I found in the meantime?"
* Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "Almost time to eat!"
* Ancient Kiln (finished)- "They weren't so different from us, were they?"
* Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "It's uh... extra done!"
* Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "It doesn't seem to work anymore."
* Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Any respectable ancient ruin should have some kind of traps."
* Security Pulse- "Come on Woby, let's see where it goes!"
* Sentrypede Husk- "I don't think it's worked in a long time."
* Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "I wonder what they used it for."
* Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "That glass part looks kind of familiar."
* Distilled Knowledge- "I wish it came with instructions..."
===Turfs===
====Base Game====
* Wooden Flooring- "Some floorboards."
* Carpeted Flooring- "This reminds me of my living room back home."
* {Pic32|Cave Rock Turf}}Checkerboard Flooring, Forest Turf, Marsh Turf, Rocky Turf, Mud Turf, Slimy Turf, Fungal Turfs, and Cave Rock Turf- "A patch of ground."
* Cobblestones- "Some road."
* Grass Turf and Savanna Turf- "A patch of grass."
* Guano Turf- "A patch of... underground."
====Reign of Giants====
* - "A patch of ground."
* - "Some sand."
==== Don't Starve Together ====
* "Finally something fireproof!"
* Moon Crater Turf, Rocky Beach Turf, Mutated Fungal Turf, and Ancient Stonework- "A patch of ground."
* Shell Beach Turf- "A patch of beach."
===Mobs - Monsters===
====Base Game====
* Clockwork Knight- "Just horsing around..."
* Clockwork Bishop- "It's a Martian!"
* Clockwork Rook- "I wonder how it works?"
* Damaged Knight- "Heh, spooky!"
* Damaged Bishop- "Oooh, look at that! What's that stuff oozing out of it?"
* Damaged Rook- "Wow! It looks even more dangerous than the usual ones!"
* Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Woah! What are you?"
* Charlie (attacked by)- "Hey w-wait- I thought we could be friends!"
* Hound- "Hey Woby, another dog for you to play with!"
* Red Hound- "Who's a good boy?"
* Blue Hound- "Friends of yours, Woby?"
* Hound's Tooth- "They left a souvenir!"
* Spider- "Woah, you're a big spider!"
* Spider (sleeping)- "Don't mind me!"
* Spider (dead)- "Aw, poor little guy."
* Spider Warrior- "Look at the colouring on that one!"
* Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I should probably leave them alone..."
* Spider Warrior (dead)- "Sorry, you started it!"
* Spider Gland- "This would be a good addition to my first aid kit."
* Silk- "Spiders are pretty useful."
* Krampus- "Hey! Did you rifle through my supplies?"
* Krampus Sack- "It smells... goat-y."
* Merm- "A bog monster! I knew they were real!"
* Frog- "That doesn't look like the frogs in my handbook..."
* Frog (sleeping)- "Have sweet, fly-filled dreams."
* Frog (dead)- "Poor little guy."
* Tentacle- "I want to see the creature it's attached to!"
* Tentacle Spike- "A souvenir from the swamp creature."
* Tentacle Spots- "You can find a use for almost anything in nature."
* Big Tentacle (1)- "I kind of want to poke it."
* Big Tentacle (2)- "That's a weird looking pillar."
* Big Slimy Pit- "Hey, there's a tunnel! Let's go Woby!"
* Baby Tentacle- "Are these all from the same creature?"
* Guardian Pig- "I think we're already hitting it off!"
* Werepig- "Double monster!"
* Ghost- "Ha, and people tried to tell me ghosts aren't real."
* MacTusk- "I need a closer look at those tusks!"
* Wee MacTusk- "I've never seen a real walrus up close!"
* Walrus Tusk- "Oof... I don't think he brushed."
* Tam o' Shanter- "It's very... plaid?"
* Mosquito- "Tiny vampires of the insect world."
* Mosquito (held)- "Now I'm all itchy, I hope you're happy."
* Mosquito Sack- "Good thing I'm not... squeamish..."
* Nearby Mosquitoes- "Zhey vant to suck our bloood!"
* Cave Spider- "Woah! You startled me!"
* Spitter- "Ooooh! Look at you!"
* Batilisk- "Maybe if we're lucky it'll turn into a vampire!"
* Meat Bulb- "Hey, free meat!"
* Fleshy Bulb- "I'll plant this somewhere far away from camp."
* Eyeplant- "Eye bet it's friendly!"
* Slurper- "Hey little guy!"
* Slurper Pelt- "Does anyone know taxidermy?"
* Dangling Depth Dweller- "Woah! You startled me!"
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "Woah! That worm's enormous!"
* Depths Worm (plant)- "What's wrong Woby? It's just a plant!"
* Dirt Mound (burrowed Depths Worm)- "Just a pile of dirt."
* Ewecus- "I bet you're really a big softie!"
* Steel Wool- "For making especially scratchy sweaters."
====Reign of Giants====
* Varg- "Are they a friend of yours, Woby?"
* Poison Birchnut Tree- "Woah! I've never seen a tree with teeth before!"
* Birchnutter- "Hey little guy! What's got you all worked up?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Gem Deer- "It can't be comfortable having a gem stuck in your forehead."
* Grumble Bee- "They're just trying to protect their queen."
* Lavae- "That's amazing!"
* Hound (corpse)- "It's a hound, of corpse!"
* Hound (corpse, burning)- "Poor thing..."
* Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "Phew, looks like they're okay after all!"
* Horror Hound- "Is that an undead dog?"
* Horror Hound (sleeping)- "See, they're harmless!"
* Horror Hound (dead)- "Oh no... don't look, Woby."
* Moonrock Pengull- "It's a penguin, risen from the grave!"
* Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "I think it's sleeping, but it's hard to tell."
* Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "I guess it's properly dead now."
* Shattered Spider- "Woah, how did they get like that? I need to get a closer look!"
* Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "I could probably get close while they're sleeping."
* Shattered Spider (dead)- "Aw, it's dead."
* Cookie Cutter- "They're smiling! Wait, I think I was looking at them upside-down."
* Cookie Cutter Shell- "These guys have tough armor!"
* Rockjaw- "Just look at the size of those teeth!"
* Naked Mole Bat- "They must have terrible allergies."
* Ancient Sentrypede- "Maybe it's friendly?"
* Fruit Fly- "They're just doing what bugs do! I wish they wouldn't do it to my plants though..."
* Moonblind Crow- "Woah! That doesn't look like any of the birds in my handbook!"
* Misshapen Bird- "Maybe it's a cardinal? A... really sick cardinal?"
* Nurse Spider- "Aw, what a helpful little guy!"
* Sea Strider- "Woah, look how fast they are on the water, Woby!"
* Egg of Terror- "Ohh, so that's how baby eyeballs are made."
* Suspicious Peeper- "Would you say they're... multipl-eying? Heh. Good one, Walter."
===Mobs - Neutral Animals===
====Base Game====
* Beefalo- "He's almost as big as you are, Woby!"
* Beefalo (follower)- "Look Woby, we made a new friend!"
* Beefalo (sleeping)- "They're snoozing."
* Beefalo (naked)- "Don't worry Woby, I'd never do that to you... unless you had mats."
* Beefalo (domesticated)- "He's almost as friendly as Woby now."
* Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "We might need to cut back on the treats..."
* Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Wanna go for a ride?"
* Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Hey, what's wrong?"
* Beefalo Wool- "Sorry, beefalo."
* Beefalo Horn- "That'll make a decent bugle."
* Baby Beefalo- "Hey little guy!"
* Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Shhh! Woby, they're sleeping!"
* Nearby Bees- "I love bees! Too bad I'm uh... deathly allergic to them."
* Bee- "Heh... sure wish I wasn't deathly allergic to them!"
* Killer Bee- "(Sigh). All bees are killer bees when you're allergic."
* Bee (held)- "Ha ha... you wouldn't sting me... right little guy?"
* Killer Bee (held)- "This is fine..."
* Stinger- "Aaaaah! Keep it away, please!"
* Pig (normal and sleeping)- "It's a walking, talking pig!"
* Pig (follower)- "See? We can all get along just fine."
* Pig (dead)- "His bacon couldn't be saved."
* Pig Skin- "Is this what people are always tossing around?"
* Pig Man (guard)- "He looks pretty serious."
* Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I've never heard of the Bunnyman before! Better make a note."
* Bunny Puff- "Don't eat it Woby!"
* Koalefant- "The trail led us right to it."
* Winter Koalefant- "So you're the one who left those tracks!"
* Pengull- "I've never seen one up close before!"
* Rock Lobster- "Wow! Look at you!"
* Slurtle- "What is that slimy thing? I've gotta get a closer look!"
* Slurtle Slime- "Slurtle snot!"
* Broken Shell- "Sorry slurtle."
* Shelmet- "This should keep my brain safe. Never know when you'll see a zombie."
* Splumonkey- "I've only ever seen them in zoos!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Buzzard- "That seems like a bad sign."
* Catcoon- "You're a weird looking raccoon."
* Cat Tail- "It's a tall tail! Or, I guess more of a bushy one... never mind."
* Volt Goat- "That's a weird looking mountain goat."
* Volt Goat (charged)- "Did that goat just get struck by lightning?!"
* Volt Goat Horn- "The goat gave me a souvenir."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Saladmander- "It's a little lizard thing!"
* Saladmander (ripe)- "I could've sworn it was green a second ago."
* Saladmander (sleeping)- "They're even cuter when they're sleeping."
* Gnarwail- "Unicorns of the sea."
* Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Oh no! You lost your horn!"
* Gnarwail (follower)- "I sure hope your horn grows back."
* Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "See? We can all get along!"
* Gnarwail Horn- "If they're not using it anymore, might as well keep it."
* Skittersquid- "I wonder if that's their full size, or if these are just babies..."
* Loyal Merm Guard- "Are they a different type of bog monster?"
* Sea Weed- "Woah! That flower is huge!"
* Seedshell- "Hey! Careful with those!"
* Sea Sprout Starter- "Don't worry, we'll find a nice rock to plant you on."
* Sea Sprout- "I think I'm getting better at gardening!"
* Mush Gnome- "A living mushroom! Well, I guess all mushrooms are technically living..."
* Grass Gator- "He seems pretty shy."
===Mobs - Passive Animals===
====Base Game====
* Butterfly- "I wonder if I can catch it."
* Butterfly (held)- "Gotcha!"
* Crow- "Finally, something I recognize from my bird guide!"
* Crow (held)- "A pocket isn't really the best place for a bird."
* Redbird- "Wonder how they got here?"
* Redbird (held)- "Are you happy in my pocket?"
* Snowbird- "My handbook doesn't show them in this colour..."
* Snowbird (held)- "They're extra downy."
* Jet Feather- "Looks like a black bird feather."
* Crimson Feather- "Looks like a redbird feather."
* Azure Feather- "Looks like a snowbird feather."
* Gobbler- "Hey, come back! We just want to eat you!"
* Eye Bone- "No chewing on this bone, okay Woby?"
* Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Getting some well deserved shut-eye."
* Eye Bone (ashes)- "Aw, I liked that thing!"
* Chester- "Who's a good little monster? You are!"
* Rabbit and Beardling- "A real jackalope! Come here little guy!"
* Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Look, the antlers aren't held on with paste or anything!"
* Fireflies- "I wish I had a jar."
* Fireflies (held)- "Hope they get along with the other bugs in my pockets."
* Mandrake (planted)- "Hey, what's that hiding down there?"
* Mandrake (follower)- "Follow the leader!"
* Mandrake (dead)- "It's got a little face!"
* Mandrake (cooked, 1)- "Sorry little buddy."
* Mandrake (cooked, 2)- "It feels wrong..."
* Snurtle- "Hey little guy!"
* Snurtle Shell Armor- "I'm the terrifying snail boy! Part boy, part snail!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Glommer- "Don't be jealous Woby, you'll always be my best friend."
* Glommer (sleeping)- "He must be tired from doing... whatever he does all day."
* Glommer's Flower- "That flower isn't in my Pinetree Pioneer handbook."
* Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Darnit... what did I do wrong?"
* Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Too bad."
* Glommer's Wings- "How did he fly with these little wings?"
* Glommer's Goop- "Don't eat it, Woby!"
* Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Is something moving underground?"
* Moleworm (aboveground)- "Get it, Woby!"
* Moleworm (held)- "I got it! Guys, I actually got it!!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Grass Gekko- "That patch of grass is alive!"
* Star-sky- "Aww, are you lost little guy?"
* Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "Ah! I-I'm sure some peroxide and a bandage will fix him up."
* Hutch- "Looks like we found another friend, Woby!"
* Canary- "Did you get lost too?"
* Canary (held)- "Hey, no pecking!"
* Canary (poisoned)- "This bird needs first aid!"
* Saffron Feather- "Looks like a canary feather."
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "You're the best grub in the whole wide world!"
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Aww, I think he's smiling!"
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Are you hungry, little guy?"
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "This little guy needs some food!"
* Lavae Egg- "I can't wait for it to hatch!"
* Lavae Egg (cracked)- "It looks pretty cozy."
* Lavae Egg (too cold)- "It needs more warmth!"
* Lavae Tooth- "Aw, they lost their first tooth!"
* Chilled Lavae- "I think it's resting."
* No-Eyed Deer- "Hey Woby, do you guys go to the same barber?"
* No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "You could poke an eye out with those! Maybe he already did?"
* Deer Antler- "Hey, you dropped this!"
* Puffin- "Hey, that one IS in my handbook!"
* Puffin (held)- "I hope it doesn't eat the bugs in my pocket."
* Puffin (sleeping)- "Don't wake them up, Woby."
* Carrat- "Vegetables are much more interesting here than back home."
* Carrat (held)- "Please don't nibble a hole in my pocket."
* Carrat (sleeping)- "What do carrots dream about?"
* Carrat (dead)- "Poor little thing."
* Moon Moth- "I've never seen a moth like this before!"
* Moon Moth (held)- "In my pocket you go!"
* Wobster- "Shellfish are basically bugs of the sea."
* Lunar Wobster- "There's something different about their shell."
* Bulbous Lightbug- "I think I have a new favourite kind of bug!"
* Dust Moth- "Can I keep them? Pleeeaaaase?"
* Friendly Fruit Fly- "I'm going to call you Buzzy!"
* Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "The Fruit Flies seem to like following it around."
===Mobs - Tallbird family===
====Base Game====
* Tallbird- "Woah! Do you fly? Or are you more like an ostrich?"
* Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "She was protecting her nest..."
* Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Invisible eggs? Oh, no it's just empty."
* Tallbird Egg- "What a huge egg!"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg- "It's hatching! It's really hatching!"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "If I'm the first one they see, they might think I'm their mom."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Uh oh, it's going to be a fried egg if we don't cool it down."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Come on Woby, help me warm it up."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "How long does it take for these to hatch?"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It'll hatch any day now, I'm positive!"
* Smallbird- "Hey little bird! Anything you want to tell me?"
* Smallbird (sleeping)- "Shhh, you have to be extra quiet Woby."
* Smallbird (hungry)- "Feeling a bit... peckish? Heh... you know, because you're a bird?"
* Smallbird (starving)- "Oh no! Did I forget to feed you?"
* Smallish Tallbird- "Nobody understands us, do they?"
* Smallish Tallbird (sleeping)- "Sleep well!"
* Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Hungry? I'll see what I have."
* Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "They're just grouchy because they're hungry."
* Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ouch!! Th-that hurt!"
===Mobs - Bosses===
====Base Game====
* Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "They've come to take their revenge!"
* Spider Queen- "I've never heard of spiders having a queen, that's so interesting!"
* Spiderhat- "Woby keeps growling at me when I wear it..."
* Deerclops- "Woah! It's you!"
* Deerclops Eyeball- "At least we got this souvenir."
* Ancient Guardian- "Aw, did someone leave you all alone down here?"
* Guardian's Horn- "This is amazing! A real monster horn!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Bearger- "Look at those razor sharp claws! I need to get a closer view!"
* Thick Fur- "It's so soft!"
* Moose/Goose- "Woah! Now THAT should be Canada's national animal!"
* Moose/Goose Nest (full and empty)- "I can't wait for them to hatch!"
* Mosling- "Aw, they're kind of cute!"
* Down Feather- "Goosey."
* Dragonfly- "Woah! It's a giant bug!"
* Scales- "Was she a bug or a lizard?"
* Lava Spit (hot)- "It's rude to spit at people!"
* Lava Spit (cool)- "It's cool!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Inspecting self- "A Pinetree Pioneer through and through!"
* Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Looks like we found its nest."
* Bee Queen- "If I make friends with their queen, maybe the bees won't sting me!"
* Bee Queen Crown- "I guess I'm the bee king now!"
* Klaus- "Woah! Who are you?"
* Stag Antler- "There's something weird about this antler."
* Antlion- "Hi!"
* Antlion (happy)- "We're becoming pals already."
* Antlion (upset)- "It's hard to read her expression..."
* Desert Stone- "No wonder she was grumpy, there was a pit in her stomach!"
* Desert Stone (active)- "It's ready to take us somewhere!"
* Sand Spike- "Hey, careful! You almost hit me with that!"
* Sand Castle- "Woah! How do you do that?"
* Glass Spike- "It looks like a giant tooth from a glass monster!"
* Glass Castle- "It looks nice I guess."
* Toadstool Cap- "Don't be so skittish Woby, it's just a toadstool!"
* Toadstool Cap (hole)- "What's wrong, Woby? It's just a normal hole in the ground."
* Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Hey! What's that in there?"
* Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "A real giant frog monster!"
* Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "I don't think he likes us very much."
* Sporecap Misery Sporecap- "Woah! A giant mushroom!"
* Sporecap (burnt)- "What a waste."
* Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "My handbook says not to pick mushrooms you don't recognize."
* Shroom Skin- "It's so weird! Can I keep it?"
* Reanimated Skeleton- "A real living skeleton!"
* Ancient Fuelweaver- "Maybe he knows something about the bug people that lived here!"
* Woven Shadow- "I wonder if I can catch one!"
* Bone Armor- "Yessss bone armor!!"
* Bone Helm- "Good thing they had such a thick skull, this makes a great helmet!"
* Shadow Thurible- "Oof, that's a strong smell."
* Malbatross- "Woah, look at that wingspan!"
* Malbatross Bill- "She left us a souvenir."
* Malbatross Feather- "I think we ruffled her feathers."
* Crab King- "YES!! Now that's a proper sea monster!"
* Crab King (inert)- "Who built this giant sand castle in the middle of the ocean?"
* Imposing Claw- "Woah! Look at the size of those claws!"
* Cracked Pearl- "Oh no, oh no no no no..."
* Lord of the Fruit Flies- "Neat! I mean, uh... I should probably get him out of the garden."
* Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Woah, is that a space creature?!"
* Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Aww, I wanted to ask them what it's like up in space..."
* Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "I'm starting to think they might be mad at us, Woby."
* Moonglass Spike- "I think they're trying to keep us from getting away!"
* Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "At least now I can get a better look at it!"
* Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "If I just get a bit closer... I'm sure I can convince them we just want to be friends!"
* Enlightening Snare- "We should probably stay away from those, Woby."
* Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Do you think they're going to get up again, Woby?"
* Defeated Celestial Champion- "Well... I guess that's that."
* Enlightened Crown- "It tells me all kinds of stories."
* Enlightened Crown Shard- "I'm sure we can still find a use for it!"
* Eye of Terror- "Wow! Do you think it escaped from a giant head?"
* Twins of Terror- "Somewhere, some poor giant robot is walking around completely blind..."
* Eye Mask- "Don't worry Woby. It's just a hat, see?"
* Shield of Terror- "I like to think it's smiling."
===Mobs - Other===
====Base Game====
* Maxwell- "Get him, Woby!"
* Pig King- "He looks like the Pioneer Leader of this troop."
* Abigail (level 1)-
** "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
** "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
* Abigail (level 2)-
** "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
** "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
* Abigail (level 3)-
** "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
** "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Bigfoot- "I knew he was real!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Hello ma'am! Can I help you with anything?"
* Pearl's Pearl- "I gave my Pinetree Pioneer's oath to protect it with my life!"
* Gestalt- "Are you a ghost... from the moon?"
* Greater Gestalt- "Wow, they reeaally don't like those shadow creatures."
* Pipspook- "Maybe I should come back with someone who speaks ghost..."
* King of the Merms- "The king of the bog monsters!"
* Royal-In-Progress- "I wonder how they pick their king?"
* Woby (small)-
** "Good girl, Woby!"
** "What's the matter, girl? Did someone fall down a well?"
* Woby (big)-
** "Good girl, Woby!"
** "How could anyone be scared of that face?"
* Grainy Transmission- "Hey Mister, are you okay? You're uh... flickering...?"
=== Other Players (only) ===
==== Wilson ====
* Generic- "Hey Mr. %s!"
* Attacker- "I thought he seemed alright... maybe I was wrong."
* Murderer- "Is it true, Mr. %s? Are you a scientist gone mad?"
* Reviver- "Thanks Mr. %s! Did you take good care of Woby?"
* Ghost- "What's it like being a ghost, Mr. %s? Oh, right, I'll get you a heart."
* Firestarter- "Nobody here knows how to build a proper campfire."
==== Willow ====
* Generic- "Hey %s!"
* Attacker- "%s? Why are you looking at me like that...?"
* Murderer- "Get her Woby! She's a killer!"
* Reviver- "Now I know why Woby likes you!"
* Ghost- "Woby, fetch! A heart! ...Okay, I'll get it myself."
* Firestarter- "You said you were listening when I was talking about fire safety!"
==== Wolfgang ====
* Generic- "Hey Mr. %s!"
* Attacker- "Y-you stay away!"
* Murderer- "There's a murderer in our midst, Woby!"
* Reviver- "Mr. %s is just a big softy!"
* Ghost- "Maybe this will help get over your fear of ghosts! Or not..."
* Firestarter- "Mr. %s, wait! The fire pit is over THERE!"
==== Wendy ====
* Generic- "Hey %s!"
* Attacker- "You can't scare me... okay, maybe a little."
* Murderer- "You... how could you do that?"
* Reviver- "Being a ghost isn't so bad, I can see why Abigail likes it!"
* Ghost- "Oh, it's... kind of hard to tell you two apart."
* Firestarter- "Fire safety isn't that hard!!"
==== WX-78 ====
* Generic- "Hey %s!"
* Attacker- "Is... something wrong with %s?"
* Murderer- "You're a killer robot? Amazing! Wait, no Walter, not amazing!"
* Reviver- "Aw, you do care about us "meatsacks"!"
* Ghost- "See, you do have a soul! Now all you need is a heart."
* Firestarter- "Hey! You'll burn down the camp!"
==== Wickerbottom ====
* Generic- "Hello Ms. %s! Need any help crossing the street?"
* Attacker- "Is this because I said the radio will make books obsolete?"
* Murderer- "Attack of the killer librarian!"
* Reviver- "Thanks Ms. %s!"
* Ghost- "Well, she lived a long life... okay, okay, stop glaring! I'll get a heart!"
* Firestarter- "Not you too, Ms. %s!!"
==== Woodie ====
* Generic- "Hey Mr. %s! How's Ms. Lucy?"
* Attacker- "I don't like the way he's gripping that axe..."
* Murderer- "Really Mr. %s? An axe murderer? At least use some imagination."
* Reviver- "Us outdoorsy types have each other's backs! Right Mr. %s?"
* Ghost- "Don't worry, you'll have a heart in a jiffy!"
* Werebeaver- "The Werebeaver! It's real!"
* Ghost Werebeaver- "I can see your Canadian spirit! Er... I'll go get a heart."
* Weremoose- "There's a Weremoose too?!"
* Ghost Weremoose- "Don't worry Mr. %s, Canadians stick together! I'll find you a heart!"
* Weregoose- "Mr. %s...? Is that you?"
* Ghost Weregoose- "A Pinetree Pioneer is a friend to all woodland creatures! I'll get a heart!"
* Firestarter- "I thought for sure YOU'D know how to build a campfire!"
==== Wes ====
* Generic- "Uh... hi %s."
* Attacker- "This is why I don't trust clowns!"
* Murderer- "%s is a killer clown!"
* Reviver- "I guess some clowns are okay."
* Ghost- "A Pinetree Pioneer leaves no one behind! Even if they're a clown!"
* Firestarter- "That's not a proper campfire, %s!"
==== Maxwell ====
* Generic- "Hey Mr. %s! Woby, stop growling at him!"
* Attacker- "Your dark side is showing, %s."
* Murderer- "You're a monster, and not the fun kind."
* Reviver- "I was kind of having fun being a ghost..."
* Ghost- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer doesn't leave anyone behind!"
* Firestarter- "Doesn't anyone care about fire safety?"
==== Wigfrid ====
* Generic- "Hey Ms. %s!"
* Attacker- "Ms. %s seems even more combative than usual..."
* Murderer- "Ms. %s went into a Viking rage!"
* Reviver- "Thanks Ms. %s! You're the only Viking I know, but also the best one!"
* Ghost- "Don't worry Ms. %s! Woby and I will get a heart for you in no time."
* Firestarter- "Not everything needs to have a Viking funeral, Ms. %s!"
==== Webber ====
* Generic- "Hi %s!"
* Attacker- "I guess he IS a monster... it's only natural."
* Murderer- "Hey %s! That's going too far!"
* Reviver- "Thanks for the help! You'll make a great Pinetree Pioneer someday!"
* Ghost- "Don't worry little guy, Woby and I will take care of it."
* Firestarter- "We need to have a group meeting about fire safety."
==== Winona ====
* Generic- "Hey Ms. %s!"
* Attacker- "You're making Woby nervous, Ms. %s..."
* Murderer- "Watch out Woby, she's a murderer!"
* Reviver- "Thanks for patching me up, Ms. %s!"
* Ghost- "We didn't cover this in first aid, but I'm sure I can figure it out!"
* Firestarter- "Uh, Ms. %s... that's not how you make a campfire."
==== Wortox ====
* Generic- "Hi %s!"
* Attacker- "Is this one of your pranks?"
* Murderer- "Y-your prank went too far %s!"
* Reviver- "Hey, thanks for not eating my soul %s! Not that I was worried..."
* Ghost- "Does this pose an interesting dilemma for you %s?"
* Firestarter- "Well... I guess he IS an imp..."
==== Wormwood ====
* Generic- "Hi %s!"
* Attacker- "Wait %s! Me... friend! See?"
* Murderer- "A killer plant! This would make a great Midnight Broadcast episode..."
* Reviver- "You good plant friend! Much thanks!"
* Ghost- "Do you need a heart? You know, uh... ba-bum?"
* Firestarter- "%s! You're going to start a forest fire that way!"
==== Warly ====
* Generic- "Hey Mr. %s!"
* Attacker- "You seem kind of cranky Mr. %s, maybe you should eat something?"
* Murderer- "How long have you been cooking up this murderous scheme, Mr. %s?"
* Reviver- "Thanks Mr. %s! That really hit the spot."
* Ghost- "Hang on Mr. %s! You'll be back to cooking fancy food in no time."
* Firestarter- "You're burning it, Mr. %s!"
==== Wurt ====
* Generic- "Hi %s!"
* Attacker- "She's just doing what comes naturally, I guess."
* Murderer- "Hey %s, no killing people! Killing bad!"
* Reviver- "Thanks! Uh... florp?"
* Ghost- "Oh boy, what trouble did you get into this time, %s?"
* Firestarter- "No, first you clear the area, then arrange the logs like this, then-"
==== Walter ====
* Generic- "Hi %s! You kind of remind me of someone..."
* Attacker- "Hey, that's not how a Pinetree Pioneer acts!"
* Murderer- "You'll be kicked out of the Pioneers for this, %s!"
* Reviver- "I knew I could count on a fellow Pinetree Pioneer."
* Ghost- "I'll get you fixed up lickety-split!"
* Firestarter- "%s! Did you not get your fire safety badge yet?"
==== Wanda ====
* Generic- "Oh, sorry Ms. %s! I was just, uh... checking."
* Attacker- "Ms. %s is acting pretty suspiciously..."
* Murderer- "I knew it! She IS the killer!"
* Reviver- "Thanks Ms. %s! I promise I'll be more careful."
* Ghost- "Don't worry Ms. %s, we'll have you back to your old self in a jiffy!"
* Firestarter- "It really doesn't take that long to build an actual campfire Ms. %s!"
==== Wonkey ====
* Generic- "Huh. That monkey seems weirdly familiar..."
* Attacker- "I don't think that monkey's friendly."
* Murderer- "Killer monkey!!"
* Reviver- "This is why you should always be kind to animals."
* Ghost- "Somehow a monkey ghost just isn't as spooky."
* Firestarter- "Who gave the monkey a torch?"
==== Other (Mod Characters) ====
* Generic- "Hello, %s!"
* Attacker- "%s doesn't seem trustworthy..."
* Murderer- "You're not going to get away with this, %s!"
* Reviver- "%s is definitely Pinetree Pioneer material."
* Ghost- "Don't worry %s, I have a badge in first aid!"
* Firestarter- "That's not how you build a campfire, %s!"
===Food - Meats===
====Base Game====
* Egg- "Egg-cellent! Get it? Because... egg...?"
* Egg (cooked)- "Smells like breakfast is ready!"
* Meat- "I hope I don't get sick from eating this..."
* Cooked Meat- "You can't beat cooking outdoors!"
* Jerky- "That's some tasty jerky!"
* Morsel- "Just a little meat."
* Cooked Morsel- "A little meat is better than none."
* Small Jerky- "Barely a bite of jerky."
* Monster Meat- "Uhh Woby? Do you want this?"
* Cooked Monster Meat- "Is it supposed to have that weird aftertaste?"
* Monster Jerky- "Hey Woby, it's your favourite!"
* Leafy Meat- "Does this count as eating my vegetables?"
* Cooked Leafy Meat- "It has the weirdest flavour..."
* Drumstick- "Is it a good idea to eat raw meat...?"
* Fried Drumstick- "That's better!"
* Fish- "I'm great at catching fish! I got a badge and everything!"
* Cooked Fish- "Catching and cooking your own fish is what camping is all about!"
* Eel- "Look at the teeth it has!"
* Cooked Eel- "That actually smells pretty good!"
* Koalefant Trunk- "The fur's a little patchy."
* Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's full of nose hair."
* Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Thankfully booger-free. I think..."
* Fried Tallbird Egg- "That's just how nature goes sometimes."
* Frog Legs- "I don't think they're ripe yet, they're still green."
* Cooked Frog Legs- "It doesn't look as fancy as I imagined."
* Batilisk Wing- "Where did the rest of the bat go?"
* Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Uh... Woby, do you want this?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Runty Guppy- "It's barely big enough to call a guppy."
* Needlenosed Squirt- "I caught it on purpose. For practice."
* Bitty Baitfish- "I usually catch much bigger fish, you know."
* Smolt Fry- "You know, sometimes catching smaller fish is the real challenge."
* Popperfish- "Careful the fins don't get stuck in your teeth."
* Fallounder- "It smells like dead leaves."
* Bloomfin Tuna- "Hey little buddy! Get it, because it's got a bud on its head?"
* Scorching Sunfish- "Keep it away from anything flammable!"
* Spittlefish- "Hey! It's rude to spit at people!"
* Mudfish- "SEA MONST-- oh wait, it's just a really ugly fish."
* Deep Bass- "It's like it's staring into my soul..."
* Dandy Lionfish- "None of these fish look anything like the ones in my handbook..."
* Black Catfish- "You're the unlucky fish who'll be my dinner."
* Corn Cod- "Is it corn that mutated into a fish, or a fish that mutated into corn?"
* Ice Bream- "Will it melt if I try to cook it?"
* Sweetish Fish- "Aww, it's got cute little ear fins!"
* Dead Wobster- "Well, at least they'll make a good dinner."
* Delicious Wobster- "Mmm, smells good!"
* Freshwater Fish- "Sorry, but someone has to be dinner."
* Live Eel- "It has sharp little teeth."
* Raw Fish- "Is it okay to eat it raw?"
* Fish Steak- "Catching your own fish and eating it, real survivor stuff!"
* Fish Morsel- "Maybe I could use it as bait for a bigger fish."
* Cooked Fish Morsel- "It smells good!"
* Barnacles- "Foraged from the sea!"
* Cooked Barnacles- "Hmm, it's not bad!"
* Naked Nostrils- "Looks like someone got a bit nosy. Get it? Because it's a nose?"
* Charred Nostrils- "It sure doesn't smell so good now..."
===Food - Fruits===
====Base Game====
* Berries- "They're not in the poisonous section of my handbook, must be safe!"
* Roasted Berries- "Well, now I have hot berries."
* Cave Banana- "I wouldn't mind stopping for a snack."
* Cooked Cave Banana- "Well... it's a hot banana."
* Dragon Fruit- "Looks tasty."
* Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It makes sense that Dragon Fruit tastes better with fire."
* Durian- "Yuck! What is that?"
* Extra Smelly Durian- "No thank you."
* Pomegranate- "Fruit guts!"
* Sliced Pomegranate- "I thought it would taste better."
====Reign of Giants====
* Watermelon- "A sweet, refreshing snack!"
* Grilled Watermelon- "It's still sweet, but not as refreshing..."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Lesser Glow Berry- "More like a glow raisin..."
* Juicy Berries- "Yes! These are the best kind!"
* Roasted Juicy Berries- "I should eat these fast."
* Fig- "I don't really like figs..."
* Cooked Fig- "I don't really like cooked figs any better..."
===Food - Vegetables===
====Base Game====
* Carrot- "I get kind of disappointed when it doesn't turn out to be a rat."
* Roasted Carrot- "Yup. It's a cooked carrot."
* Corn- "Some corn on the cob sounds pretty good right about now."
* Popcorn- "I don't have anything to fund-raise for out here..."
* Eggplant- "Even in the wilderness you have to eat your vegetables."
* Braised Eggplant- "Oh, it's much better cooked!"
* Pumpkin- "Is it Fall already?"
* Hot Pumpkin- "Hot, mushy pumpkin guts."
* Red Cap- "That definitely looks poisonous."
* Cooked Red Cap- "Did cooking it make it less poisonous?"
* Green Cap- "It's not usually smart to eat unfamiliar mushrooms."
* Cooked Green Cap- "It's probably safe now that it's cooked, right?"
* Blue Cap- "I'm preeetty sure this isn't the poisonous kind..."
* Cooked Blue Cap- "Nothing ventured, nothing gained!"
* Glow Berry- "We definitely don't have these back home."
* Lichen- "This won't keep for long."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cactus Flesh- "Maybe I should take out the spines first."
* Cooked Cactus Flesh- "At least it's safe to eat now."
* Cactus Flower- "It looks nice, but getting it was a pain."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Kelp Fronds- "Sea monster hair. Obviously."
* Cooked Kelp Fronds- "It's... slimy."
* Dried Kelp Fronds- "Crunchy and salty. It's not bad."
* Stone Fruit- "It's hard as a rock!"
* Ripe Stone Fruit- "It's finally ripe! ...I think."
* Cooked Stone Fruit- "That's better."
* Asparagus- "It's not my favourite."
* Cooked Asparagus- "I'll eat my vegetables."
* Garlic- "Wards off the vampires."
* Roasted Garlic- "Too bad vampires never get to enjoy it."
* Onion- "I hate chopping them."
* Roasted Onion- "A juicy cooked onion."
* Pepper- "Nice and red and ripe!"
* Roasted Pepper- "It's hot!"
* Potato- "Should we mash them?"
* Roasted Potato- "I love a campfire-roasted potato."
* Toma Root- "Mom had some tomato plants in our backyard."
* Roasted Toma Root- "That just made it squishier..."
* Moon Shroom- "Another mushroom that isn't in my handbook..."
* Cooked Moon Shroom- "This doesn't seem like the smartest idea."
* Fire Nettle Fronds- "They're even worse than poison oak!"
* Forget-Me-Lots- "I keep forgetting to look them up in my handbook."
* Tillweeds- "Hey! No weeds allowed in the garden!"
===Food - Crock Pot===
====Base Game====
* Bacon and Eggs- "A good camping breakfast."
* Butter Muffin- "I feel kind of bad about the butterfly."
* Dragonpie- "Is it made from actual dragons?"
* Fishsticks- "Delicious, nutritious and full of fishes."
* Fish Tacos- "The s'more of fish dishes!"
* Fist Full of Jam- "Now we're really in a jam..."
* Froggle Bunwich- "You can make anything into a sandwich if you try hard enough."
* Fruit Medley- "It's good for you!"
* Honey Ham- "Sweet pig meat!"
* Honey Nuggets- "I loved these when I was little."
* Kabobs- "Food is always better when it's on a stick."
* Mandrake Soup- "Poor little guy."
* Meatballs- "They're the best part of spaghetti anyway."
* Meaty Stew- "Tasty!"
* Monster Lasagna- "It looks kind of suspicious... maybe Woby will want it."
* Pierogi- "The perfect size to pop in your mouth!"
* Powdercake- "This could go badly."
* Pumpkin Cookies- "It's made from a vegetable, so it's healthy."
* Ratatouille- "Apparently there's no actual rats in it."
* Stuffed Eggplant- "A vegetable stuffed with more vegetable."
* Taffy- "Don't eat too much or you'll get a stomach ache."
* Turkey Dinner- "If you're good I'll give you a drumstick, Woby."
* Unagi- "Bite-sized deliciousness."
* Waffles- "Breakfast!"
* Wet Goop- "Er... maybe Woby will want it..."
====Reign of Giants====
* Flower Salad- "Even scavenged leaves can be food in the wilderness!"
* Guacamole- "Now all we need are some chips!"
* Ice Cream- "Don't eat too much or you'll get a stomach ache."
* Melonsicle- "Further proof that all food is better on a stick!"
* Spicy Chili- "Nothing warms you up like a big bowl of chili."
* Trail Mix- "The snack of choice for all intrepid explorers!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Jellybeans- "Jellybeans are for little kids..."
* Asparagus Soup- "Asparagus again? Er, not that I'm complaining..."
* Banana Pop- "Those are for little kids. But bananas are healthy so I guess it's alright."
* Bone Bouillon- "It really fills you up."
* Ceviche- "Mushy, but tasty."
* Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "Is it made from real dragons?"
* Fresh Fruit Crepes- "With fresh-picked wild fruits."
* Fish Cordon Bleu- "Er... maybe Woby wants some."
* Announce Fish Cordon Bleu buff starts- "Nothing's going to rain on my parade! Because I'm waterproof, get it?"
* Announce Fish Cordon Bleu buff is over- "Oh well. It's good to stay hydrated anyway."
* Asparagazpacho- "(Sigh) I know it's probably good for me..."
* Glow Berry Mousse- "Will my insides light up if I eat it?"
* Creamy Potato Purée- "Yeah, mashed potatoes!"
* Monster Tartare- "Fancy and gross overlaps a lot."
* Moqueca- "Wow, having a real chef around when you're camping is great!"
* Grim Galette- "Looks good!"
* Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "Why does this taste minty...?"
* Puffed Potato Soufflé- "This is really good, Mr. Warly!"
* Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "I usually mash my potatoes."
* Salsa Fresca- "It only comes with one chip?!"
* Vegetable Stinger- "I've never had a spicy drink before."
* Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "It definitely has a zing to it."
* Announce Volt Goat Chaud-Froid buff starts- "This reminds me of a radio program I heard where a guy was hit by lightning and turned into pure electricity and-"
* Announce Volt Goat Chaud-Froid buff is over- "Darnit... guess the show's over."
* Surf 'n' Turf- "So filling!"
* Lobster Bisque- "It's tasty, I like it!"
* Lobster Dinner- "This seems pretty fancy for camping food."
* California Roll- "Is that raw fish?"
* Seafood Gumbo- "Packed full of flavour!"
* Barnacle Pita- "Further proof that anything can be a sandwich."
* Barnacle Nigiri- "It's... interesting."
* Barnacle Linguine- "Just about anything tastes good with pasta."
* Stuffed Fish Heads- "Uhh Woby? Do you want this one?"
* Leafy Meatloaf- "I guess it's one way to eat your vegetables."
* Veggie Burger- "It's not quite the same."
* Jelly Salad- "I don't think we needed to get that fancy with it..."
* Beefy Greens- "What are those chunks in it?"
* Mushy Cake- "Is that really a cake?"
* Soothing Tea- "It makes my head feel a bit fuzzy... but I'm sure that's fine!"
* Figatoni- "At least the fig's hidden inside."
* Figkabab- "Aw, did it have to be figs?"
* Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "How many figs are in there?!"
* Figgy Frogwich- "Hey, that's pretty good! What's in it?"
* Bunny Stew- "There's no Pioneer that could say no to this!"
* Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "Don't drink it too fast or you'll get a headache."
===Food - Other===
====Base Game====
* Seeds- "It's nice of the birds to share."
* Carrot Seeds- "Those look like carrot seeds."
* Corn Seeds- "We should plant these."
* Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Let's find some place to plant these."
* Durian Seeds- "Not sure if I want to grow more of those."
* Eggplant Seeds- "We should find a place to plant these."
* Pomegranate Seeds- "Where's a good spot to plant a pomegranate?"
* Pumpkin Seeds- "Woby, do you see a good spot for a pumpkin patch?"
* Toasted Seeds- "You make do with what you have when you're out in the wilderness."
* Honey- "Wish I had some toast."
* Butterfly Wings- "Nature's pretty amazing, isn't it?"
* Butter- "This makes far more sense, honestly."
* Rot- "I probably shouldn't eat this..."
* Rotten Egg- "That's definitely gone off."
* Phlegm- "Looks like a big booger."
====Reign of Giants====
* Roasted Birchnut- "Nutty."
* Electric Milk- "I don't think milk is supposed to crackle..."
* Watermelon Seeds- "Those look like melon seeds."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Royal Jelly- "It was a royal pain to get."
* Moon Moth Wings- "They're very fragile."
* Asparagus, Garlic, Onion, Pepper, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "Where should we plant them, Woby?"
* Milky Whites- "Woby, can you find me a stick? I want to poke it."
===Misc Items===
====Base Game====
* Blueprint- "I'm great at following directions!"
* Gears- "These don't usually occur in nature."
* Ashes- "Did someone have a campfire without me?"
* Ashes of item- "Now I'll never know what it was..."
* Red Gem- "I think this gem might be magic."
* Blue Gem- "A magic blue gem!"
* Yellow Gem- "Is it supposed to feel warm?"
* Green Gem- "It's a great green gem!"
* Orange Gem- "Orange you glad I found this orange gem? Ha ha, nice one Walter."
* Beard Hair- "Aw, I thought it was yeti fur..."
* Manure- "It's a natural part of nature!"
* Guano- "My Pinetree Pioneer training is telling me there's bats nearby!"
* Melty Marbles- "These will make perfect slingshot ammo."
* Fake Kazoo- "I'd rather have a bugle."
* Gord's Knot- "That's easy, I know how to tie lots of knots!"
* Gnome- "Is it just me, or do his eyes follow me around?"
* Tiny Rocketship- "I wonder if we'll ever explore outer space."
* Frazzled Wires- "Uh oh, did the robot drop these?"
* Ball and Cup- "That's kid stuff."
* Hardened Rubber Bung- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it."
* Mismatched Buttons- "Never know when you'll need a spare button."
* Second-hand Dentures- "I'm sure these will bring a smile to someone's face. Get it?"
* Lying Robot- "He said he loves when I talk about my bug collection!"
* Dessicated Tentacle- "Still wriggling."
* Dwarf Star- "Almost better than a campfire."
====Reign of Giants====
* Webber's Skull- "No Woby, these bones aren't for chewing on!"
* Bone Shards- "It's a bone!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Abigail's Flower (held)- "Did that flower just whisper something?"
* Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "It hurts my soul to look at that thing."
* Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "It's giving me the creeps."
* Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Something is up with that flower!"
* Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I don't think I should hang on to this."
* Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'd die to find out what it does."
* - "Oh, Abigail! I didn't recognize you."
* - "Don't eat the haunted flower, Woby!"
* - "You're not really as spooky when you're a flower."
* Lucy the Axe- "She seems nice."
* Pile o' Balloons- "Someone left litter here!"
* Balloon- "My keen tracking senses are telling me there's a clown nearby."
* Codex Umbra- "Maybe you could teach me some magic tricks? I'm a quick learner!"
* Blueprint (rare)- "I think I found something interesting!"
* Fur Tuft- "It's so soft!"
* Sketch- "I think I could sculpt this! I'm pretty good at arts and crafts."
* Advert- "This looks pretty easy to make."
* Ancient Key- "It's the key to this whole mystery!"
* Shadow Atrium- "Look at that! I wonder what's keeping it alive?"
* Spoiled Fish- "Ugh, rotten fish!"
* Gnomette- "I thought she was looking the other way a second ago..."
* Leaky Teacup- "My mom would kill me if I cracked her fine china."
* White Bishop- "I'm not really interested in board games."
* Black Bishop- "I'm not really interested in board games."
* Bent Spork- "One less utensil to pack with your camping gear!"
* Toy Trojan Horse- "Seems like a normal wooden horse."
* Unbalanced Top- "I'm too mature for toys."
* Back Scratcher- "Woby likes it."
* Beaten Beater- "Whoops, it got kind of bent."
* Frayed Yarn- "I like a good yarn. Heh..."
* Shoe Horn- "Protect your heels!"
* White Knight- "They're kind of boring once you've seen the bigger version."
* Black Knight- "They're kind of boring once you've seen the bigger version."
* Lucky Cat Jar- "Woby doesn't seem to like it very much."
* Air Unfreshener- "It doesn't even smell like a real pine tree!"
* Potato Cup- "One less dish to wash!"
* White Rook- "I'm not really interested in board games."
* Black Rook- "I'm not really interested in board games."
* Wire Hanger- "I wonder if I can use it to pick up radio signals..."
* Blue Moonlens- "You don't come across one of these very often."
* Green Moonlens- "They never taught us how to use these in the Pinetree Pioneers."
* Red Moonlens- "This eye looks bloodshot!"
* Orange Moonlens- "It's a pretty good landmark, you can't miss it!"
* Purple Moonlens- "Purple! The friendliest colour!."
* Yellow Moonlens- "Y'ello to you too! Okay, that was bad."
* Iridescent Gem- "So many colours!"
* Moon Caller's Staff- "No Woby, this stick isn't for fetching!"
* Polar Light- "I just got a chill up my spine."
* Beach Toy- "Hm, I guess I could give it away as a gift?"
* Crumpled Package- "Ugh, it's falling apart!"
* Lost Toy- "Hey! I could've sworn I didn't see anything there a second ago!"
* Mourning Glory- "Spooky!"
* Fish Hook- "The diagram in my handbook shows a bobber, that might help."
* Message in a Bottle- "There's a note inside."
* Empty Bottle- "Maybe I'll use it for my bug collection, my pockets are getting full."
* Bundle of Thanks- "I think she's really warming up to us, Woby!"
* Shell Bell Bundle- "More for the shell collection!"
* Tackle Box- "It's got room for all my tackle."
* Spectackler Box- "So organized!"
* Fish Food- "You use it to lure the fish in."
* Amberosia- "Uh... no thanks. Maybe the moths will like it?"
* Milkmade Hat- "Milk is good for your skeleton!"
* Compost- "Nothing goes to waste!"
* Terrarium- "Woah! That's not normal!"
* Terrarium (corrupted)- "Oh no, I think that shadow stuff made the tree sick..."
* Terrarium (activated)- "Spooky!"
* Terrarium (summoning)- "WOAH! That's REALLY not normal!"
* Terrarium (dormant)- "I guess it can't stay lit up all the time."
* Terrarium (no boss setting)- "Aww, can't we turn it on for a little bit?"
===Adventure Mode===
====Base Game====
* Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Hey! This looks a lot like that radio!"
* Divining Rod- "Hey! This looks a lot like that radio!"
* Divining Rod (cold)- "Getting colder... must've taken a wrong turn."
* Divining Rod (warm)- "Getting warm..."
* Divining Rod (warmer)- "Warmer..."
* Divining Rod (hot)- "We're hot on the trail, Woby!"
* Divining Rod Holder- "This looks important."
* Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Maybe I can unlock it with something..."
* Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It worked!"
* Maxwell's Door- "Don't be scared Woby, we'll do this together!"
* Maxwell's Phonograph- "It's like a radio, but not as good."
* Maxwell's Light- "That's a pretty neat trick."
* Maxwell Statue- "I'm starting to think that Maxwell guy might be a bit full of himself."
* Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "That could hurt someone!"
* Sick Worm Hole- "Is it sick?"
* Nightmare Lock- "It looks like something should go in there."
* Nightmare Throne- "That chair is just screaming "cursed"."
* Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer always helps those in need!"
* Female character on Nightmare Throne- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer always helps those in need!"
* Other character on Nightmare Throne- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer always helps those in need!"
===Announcements===
====Base Game====
* Generic- "That sure is a mystery!"
* Failed Adventure Mode- "Perseverance is the Pinetree Pioneer way!"
* Freedom- "That wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it'd be..."
* Freezing- "Brr... I sh-should find a way to w-warm up."
* Battlecry- "Sorry!!"
* Battlecry (prey)- "Sorry, you're going to be dinner for me and Woby!"
* Battlecry (Pig)- "It didn't have to be like this!"
* Battlecry (Spider)- "This wouldn't be happening if you didn't try to eat me!"
* Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Take that! And that!"
* Leaving combat- "Y-yeah! You better run!"
* Leaving combat (prey)- "Darnit! They got away."
* Leaving combat (Pig)- "Let's just take a minute to cool our heads."
* Leaving combat (Spider)- "I didn't really want to fight them anyway."
* Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Nobody likes a bully."
* Dusk- "It's getting late, better set up camp soon."
* Entering darkness- "Ohh, verrry spooooky!"
* Entering light- "Oh, hey! I can see again!"
* Doing things in the dark- "I sure wish I had a flashlight."
* Failed to do something- "It won't work."
* Failed to give something - "I don't think I should put that there... should I?"
* Failed to craft something- "I don't have all the supplies I need."
* Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep with the sun in my eyes."
* Trying to give item to a busy mob- "I guess they're busy."
* Trying to give item to a busy player- "I guess they're busy."
* Trying to give items to busy player- "I guess they're busy."
* Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Oh, uh... I think they're busy. Being dead."
* Trying to give item to a dead player- "Oh, uh... I think they're busy. Being dead."
* Trying to give items to a dead player- "Oh, uh... I think they're busy. Being dead."
* Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Hey Woby, should we wake them up?"
* Trying to give item to a sleeping player- "Hey Woby, should we wake them up?"
* Trying to give items to a sleeping player- "Hey Woby, should we wake them up?"
* Not enough fertilizer- "I think it needs more nutrients."
* Hounds are coming- "Woby? Do you hear something?"
* Depths Worms are coming- "Something's moving..."
* Boss is coming- "That has to be a Deerclops! I need to get a closer look!"
* Inventory full- "I already have too many supplies to carry."
* Can't rummage (generic)- "That's against the rules."
* Can't store (generic/full)- "I can't fit anything else in there."
* Can't bundle (no items)- "Darnit[sic], I forgot to get something to wrap."
* Can't cook (generic)- "If only I had some marshmallows... oh well."
* Can't cook (too far)- "My arms aren't that long."
* Can't draw (no subject)- "Wait... Woby, do you remember what it looked like?"
* Can't shave (generic)- "Maybe if I ask nicely..."
* Can't shave (nothing left)- "He's already had a close shave. Heh, good one Walter."
* Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "Wouldn't that be kind of rude?"
* Can't write on sign (generic)- "I probably shouldn't..."
* Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "I guess this seat's occupied."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "Hey, calm down! Let me on!"
* Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "I'll... wait till you're done."
* Unable to build structure (mounted)- "I've got to get down if I'm going to do that properly."
* Eating- "Being outdoors makes everything taste better!"
* Eating (stale food)- "I think that was old..."
* Eating (spoiled food)- "Ugh, what did I just eat?"
* Eating (painful food)- "Oooh... my stomach hurts..."
* Hungry- "Can we stop for a snack break?"
* Triggered trap- "It looked way easier in my handbook..."
* Torch and Miner Hat out- "Uh oh... this is usually the part when something bad happens."
* Pricked- "Aaah!! Ow!! It hurts! Were those poisonous?!"
* Object broken, fixable- "Don't worry, I know how to fix it!"
* Earthquake- "Did you feel that, Woby?"
* Campfire story (bog monster)-
** "Ever heard of the bog monster?"
** "Nobody knows what it really looks like..."
** "nobody who's seen it up close ever made it back."
** "People say it can disguise itself,"
** "to look like a mossy rock,"
** "or an old stump,"
** "or even a patch of mud under your feet."
** "The only way to really tell it's there"
** "is if you look out of the corner of your eye..."
** "it'll sometimes let its disguise slip,"
** "and you'll see it start to smile..."
** "with its six mouths full of RAZOR SHARP TEETH!"
* Campfire story (hook-hand man)-
** "Alright, so there's this guy..."
** "and he has a hook for a hand!"
** "But wait,"
** "shoot..."
** "you're not supposed to know that yet..."
** "let me start over."
** "So there's this guy,"
** "and he lives way out deep in the woods,"
** "making clocks."
** "They say that he has a clock"
** "for every one of his victims..."
** "stopped at the exact time they take their last breath."
** "You'll know he's coming when you hear the"
** "click... click... click..."
** "of his hook hand tapping on his watch..."
** "to let you know your time is up!"
** "...But don't worry, the hook man can't get you out here!"
** "The only things in this forest are Beargers and Moosegoose"
** "and Hounds and Dragonflies and Treeguards..."
* Glommer guts song-
** "Great pink gobs of greasy grimy Glommer guts,"
** "Icky sticky spider legs,"
** "Scrambled rotten Tallbird eggs,"
** "French fried eyeplant floating in a pool of mud,"
** "And me without my spoon."
====Reign of Giants====
* Lightning miss- "Woah! I almost got zapped!"
* Overheating- "Whew... come on Woby, we'd better find some shade."
* Tree Shelter- "What would we do without trees?"
* Wetness (low)- "It's just a little water!"
* Wetness (medium)- "This is starting to get uncomfortable."
* Wetness (high)- "Did anyone remember to pack a towel?"
* Wetness (highest)- "I'm going to get all pruney!"
* Dropping tool while wet- "I- I meant to do that!"
* Smoldering item- "Hurry, stomp it out before it catches fire!"
* Burnt- "Ow, ow, ow! Does anyone know first aid? Is this a third degree burn?!"
* Trying to sleep on fire- "Um... that's on fire."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Already has Critter- "I think Woby might get jealous if I keep collecting pets."
* Ancient Chest combo failed- "This thing is impossible to open!"
* Ancient Chest combo successful- "That wasn't hard at all."
* Atrium destabilizing-
** "Woah! What's happening?"
** "Don't be scared, Woby!"
** "Hey... I think this might not be safe."
* Ruins renewal- "Hey Woby, look! The monsters are back!"
* Bowing down to Bee Queen Crown-
** "Hey! Nice crown!"
** "Your royal crowned-ness."
** "Your majesty."
* Battlecry (Deer)- "Sorry deer!"
* Becoming ghost- "oOooOooo!!"
* Beefalo mount health low- "Oh. I think they're hurt."
* Boat damaged- "Um. That might be a problem."
* Boat sinking- "Better put my swimming badge to good use!"
* Blueprint already known- "Heh. I already knew that."
* Can't learn blueprint- "Sorry, I kind of lost interest."
* Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "Wait... this map looks all wrong."
* Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "I'll have to wait until the moon's out."
* Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "It looks like I need to find more supplies first."
* Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "Um... I don't think I know how to make one of those yet..."
* Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I could probably do it if I had a station with the right tools."
* Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "What I'm wearing is fine."
* Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "That goes against everything we learned about fire safety."
* Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "Did you get lost in there? Ha... ha... uh, that was a joke."
* Cannot construct Celestial Portal (occupied)- "Are you busy? Wanna hear about the bug I found yesterday?"
* Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong material)- "That doesn't make sense."
* Cannot construct Celestial Portal (no materials)- "I need some supplies!"
* Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong plans)- "Wait... these aren't even the right plans."
* Can't cook (in use)- "Hey while you're here, wanna hear a scary story I heard on the radio?"
* Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Maybe if I was growing a garden full of seaweed."
* Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "Heh. I learned that ages ago!"
* Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "I know that one already."
* Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "Uh, I think we're forgetting something..."
* Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "I'll have to wait till their hair grows back."
* Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "This one's way too small."
* Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "Nope. Not big enough."
* Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'm not even going to try sculpting that."
* Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "It's already packed."
* Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "Darnit. It's not working."
* Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "Did I put it together wrong? I wish it had instructions..."
* Can't rummage (occupied)- "Do you like radio shows? There was this great horror one I used to listen to-"
* Can't rummage (Warly-exclusive object)- "I'll go check on my own supplies."
* Can't store (occupied)- ""A Pinetree Pioneer is patient and polite." But uh, hurry up please?"
* Can't store (Warly-exclusive object)- "I'd rather cook over a campfire, honestly..."
* Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "That doesn't seem very polite..."
* Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "I don't think that's what I'm supposed to use in this situation."
* Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "Wait, I want to get a closer look at that monster!"
* Can't write on sign (in use)- "Hey! What are you writing?"
* Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "No, see? That doesn't fit together at all!"
* Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "That's not going to fit there."
* Can't place in Ancient Gateway (not Ancient Key)- "I'll have to keep looking for the right key."
* Caught in Binding Roots- "Hey, let me go!"
* Caught in Bone Snare- "Hey!"
* Sinkhole warning-
** "Woah!"
** "I think there's something moving underground!"
** "Hang on, I'm sure my handbook says what to do in an earthquake!"
* Cave-in warning- "Wait. Is this... dangerous?"
* Danger, unable to leave game- "No, wait! I can do this!"
* Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "I don't feel so good..."
* Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
** "A Pinetree Pioneer... never gives up...!"
** "This is... ergh... a little heavy..."
** "Woby... could you... help... at all...?"
** "I'll get it...! I just... need a minute...!"
** "This can't... be good... for my spine..."
** "Come on Wobyyyy... help me... out!"
** "I can... do it...!"
** "Errgh... just... give me a minute..."
** "Why am I... doing this... again...?"
* Failed to lower sail-
** "One more time, just like in the handbook."
** "Aah, rope burn!"
** "This is harder than the diagrams make it look..."
* Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "Come on Walter, gotta focus! Don't get distracted!"
* Failed to revive Abigail- "If it makes you feel better, ghosts are way more interesting anyway."
* Failed to revive Ghost- "They seem pretty committed to their lifestyle. Or lack of one?"
* Flare set off by other player- "A signal! We should follow it!"
* Ghost Sanity Drain- "My head... I thought having ghosts around would be more fun."
* Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I can't! I need medical attention! Where's the first aid kit?!"
* Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "Look at those defenses! how does he do that?"
* Klaus enraged- "I think we made him angry."
* Klaus entering second form- "Maybe he'll feel better with that chain gone."
* Klaus summoning Krampii- "He's calling more monsters! YES!!"
* Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "Woby look! There's something in there!"
* Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Just a little more..."
* Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "Got it! What is it?"
* Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "One of those haunted logs should do the trick."
* Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "I need to forage for mushrooms! C'mon Woby!"
* Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "I don't think they'll grow here."
* Not Gem- "That's probably a not going to work."
* Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "That doesn't look right."
* Not catching fish-
** "Hmm-hm hmmm, hm-de-dum..."
** "Well. I'm kind of bored."
** "Do you think we should try somewhere else Woby?"
** "I wonder if fish tell scary stories about us?"
* Paying tribute to Antlion-
** "I brought you something!"
** "This is for you!"
** "Woah... you're amazing!"
* Pinchin' Winch missed- "Next time I'll get it!"
* No item near Pinchin' Winch- "What? Nothing?"
* Plant diseased pick warning- "I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to look."
* Plant diseased dig warning- "That should help... I think."
* Refusing to eat invalid food- "I don't think that's safe to eat."
* Refusing to eat yucky food- "Even Woby wouldn't eat that."
* Rowing mistimed-
** "Wait, I can do it! Just need to get the hang of it."
** "That was just practice!"
** "Come on Walter, follow the timing, just like in the handbook."
* Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "I think it's out of fuel."
* Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "Do you think I'll be the same person when I come out the other side?"
* Trees petrifying- "I scream, you scream, the trees scream!"
* Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "A Pinetree Pioneer knows to use the right equipment. And this isn't it."
* Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "Hm... my handbook says I need a different kind of fishing rod."
* Unable to receive gift (danger)- "There's monsters around! I don't want to miss anything!"
* Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I'll have to get down first."
* Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "I don't want to waste supplies."
* Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "I don't think that's going to work."
* Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "That seems like a bad idea."
* Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "Woby...? Oh good, you're okay!"
* Fail to give to all player (inventory full)- "Looks like you've already got enough supplies."
* Fail to give to a player (inventory full)- "Looks like you've already got enough supplies."
* Repair Sail- "I already checked, it's in perfect sailing condition!"
* Fail to tell story- "This isn't really the place for a scary story..."
* Fail to tell story (not night)- "I should wait until it's dark, for maximum spookiness."
* Fail to tell story (no fire)- "I need a fire, it adds to the atmosphere!"
* Fire when out during story- "Darnit, the fire went out right at the best part!"
* Day comes during story- "To be continued..."
* Knockedout- "W-Woby...? Oooh... what happened?"
* To dangerous to sleep- "This isn't the best time for a siesta."
* No hunger to sleep- "Maybe if I have a snack first."
* No sleep in cave- "I can't rest now! There's too much to look at down here!"
* Ocean Fishing Rod bad cast- "Er... that was just for practice."
* Fish go away- "Hey! No fair!"
* Line snap- "Darnit!"
* Line loose- "Just reel it in a little... just like they taught us..."
* Walter Trusty Slingshot out of ammo-
** "Uh oh... I'm all out of ammo."
** "Uh... just kidding!"
* Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "I guess that was a silly thing to try..."
* Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "There's no tree to give anything to yet!"
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be attached to something!"
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "Aww wait, come back!"
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Oh good, they came back!"
* Talking to plants-
** "Don't worry, I'll be here to talk to you whenever you get lonely."
** "How are you doing today plants? Seen any new bugs lately?"
** "It's good to have someone to talk to. Thanks plants!"
** "You're doing great, plants! Keep it up!"
** "Hey! Do you guys want to hear a story?"
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomplishment- "I did it!"
* Accomplishment completed- "If I were back home, I'd get a badge for that!"
===Skins===
* Guest of Honor Set- "I'd wear it more often, but it's so heavy with all these badges..."
* Survivor Set- "I hope I don't lose any points for the state of my uniform."
* Halloween Costume Set- "Maybe if I dress like them, they won't sting me!"
* Snowfallen Set- "Brrr... it's a good thing you already have your own winter coat, Woby!"
* Verdant Set- "Every story needs a fearless adventurer and their trusty steed!"
* Victorian Set- "Extra, extra! Read all about it!"
* Chatterbox Set- "Want to hear a really scary story?"
* Boy Detective Set- "Don't worry Sirs and Madams, Woby and I are on the case!"
=== Unimplemented===
* Maxwell's Head- "He sure does have a big head."
* Skull Chest- "There's got to be something good in there."
* Deadly Feast- "Someone could get sick from eating that!"
* Golden Pitchfork- "Now I can be part of a FANCY angry mob."
* Home- "Knock, knock!"
* Tree Clump- "Come on, trees! I just want to see what's over there!"
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "How do I get the mosquitoes out?"
* Lava Pit- "A crusted over lava pit."
* Lava Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
* Lava Pit (low)- "The lava's crusting over."
* Lava Pit (out)- "Looks fragile."
* Chest (trap)- #DESCRIBE.TREASURECHEST_TRAP
* UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "I don't think it's done yet."
* DEVTOOL- "Weird! It looks like an axe, but..."
* DEVTOOL_NODEV- "Guess I haven't earned that badge yet."
* Rubble- "A bunch of really old rocks. I guess all rocks are old..."
* Hit by Bishop charge- "Ah!! Why?!"
* Shadow Digger- "I wish my shadow could help me with my chores."
* Friend-o-matic- "Come on, Woby! Let's check it out!"
* Friend-o-matic (open)- "Don't be scared Woby, follow me!"
* Friend-o-matic (full)- "Guess we'll have to wait."
* Diseased Twiggy Tree- "Maybe it's infested with beetles. I should check!"
* Diseased Grass Gekko- "Oh no... I think it's sick."
* Research (high value)- "I know everything now! Mostly everything, at least."
* Research (normal value)- "I memorized my Pinetree Pioneer handbook, I can memorize this!"
* Research (low value)- "That wasn't very informative."
* Toadstool escaping- "Hey wait! Come back!"
* Toadstool escaped- "Darnit... he got away."
* Scaled Furnace (normal, one gem)- "Toasty!"
* Scaled Furnace (high, two gems)- "Roasty!"
* Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "...That didn't fix it."
* ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Huh. I thought for sure there would be a trap."
* UNIMPLEMENTED- "It's so mysterious!"
* WETPAPER- "Better than a wet blanket! Heh... good one Walter."
* TREASURECHEST_TRAP- "There might be cursed pirate gold inside!"
* Bernie (Forge)- "He might make a good distraction for us."
* Turnip- "Huh... Turnip would be a good name for a dog."
* Roasted Turnip- "Tasty turnips."
* Fishing Net- "Hey Woby, want to go fishing?"
* Melted Mini Glacier(melted)- "Ice sometimes does that."
* Ant-Chovy- "I have mixed feelings."
* Grass- "It hasn't grown back yet."
* Grass- "Can't take anymore from it."
* Mini Iceberg- "Iceberg ahead!"
* Mini Iceberg- "Woby likes to roll in puddles."
* Melted Iceberg- "Woby likes to roll in puddles."
* Slurper Pelt (unused quote)- "Does anyone know taxidermy?"
* Pig Tent- "It's a pretty decent tent."
* Spilagmite (unused quote)- "Someone needs to dust more often, everything's covered in cobwebs!"
* Feasting alone- "Hey everybody! Time to eat!"
=== Removed ===
====Base Game====
* Purple Gem- "Do you hear the whispering too, Woby?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Applied Horticulture- "I already have my gardening badge."
===Uncertain===
== Trivia ==
* Lord of Gourds may be a reference to the Great pumpkin from the Peanuts comics. Both have similar characteristics like showing up on Halloween, searching for perfect pumpkin and rewarding people.
* His quote for the Pumpkin Lantern ("I heard a radio show about a horseman with a pumpkin for a head!") is a reference to the Headless Horseman.
* His quote for the Telltale Heart ("Did you ever hear the story about the beating heart hidden under the floorboards?") is a direct nod to Edgar Allan Poe's short story The Tell-Tale Heart.
* His quote for the Think Tank ("We're going to need a bigger boat") may be a subtle nod to the 1975 movie Jaws.
* Walter's quote for On Tentacles ( "Oooh, this reminds me of a radio play where a ship gets eaten by a giant squid!") may be a reference to the myth of the Kraken
* Walter's quote for the Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration, ("Weird how the spiders around here only have six legs.") is poking fun at the Don't Starve trope of spiders having six legs as opposed to eight.
* His quote for a picked Carrot ("I always get a bit disappointed when it doesn't turn out to be a rat.") is a reference to the Carrat.
Category:Character Quotes