Our Big Surprise

Musical guest - Fantasia Barrino
In this one, Henry and June are hosting a big celebration which is about two girls 
== Quotes ==
Go grab me another bag of Skittles.
Excuse me, young lady?
Did I stutter?
I said more Skittles. 
Alright. That is it, you know, ever since you got that makeover... you've developed a terrible attitude.
And all the success with the millionaire ball is only making it worse.
Bert Pence: welcome kabladies and kablentlemen to the Lee Majors Pavilion, and for one night only KaBlam!'s Millionaire Ball. Scheduled to appear; The One and Only Moesha, with performances by Fantasia Barrino! And now, your cohosts for the night Henry and June! 
June: wow, a millionaire ball, how does that feel hansky? 
Henry: "kablamtastic", not many television shows have had the stamina, excellence or girth to make it that far. It seems like only yesterday that cartoons were the one, and only one girl who's a tv show host whose announced a Direct-to-DVD is in stores everywhere and she goes by the name… the First Lady of the network, Erica Silver Smith 
David, Bev, Gerald, Lucy, Garth, and Alex: Ooooooooooooh! We're playing a tune and we're singing a song 
With a Bing and a Bong and a Bing
Bong Bing Boo!
Bing Bong Bing!
Bing Bong Bingly Bungly Boo!
Both: STOP!
Henry: There's only one thing worse than talking siblings, 
June: and that would be... Singing siblings!
David: Okay, I promise not to... ♪ sing! ♪
[Bev clears her throat and points. The scene then shows skeleton siblings, backed by skeleton animals with a bass, guitar, and trumpet, respectively.]
Skeleton boy: Take it from us.
Skeleton girl: they really do hate singing siblings. 
Henry: Now, where were we? As we were saying, one loved her career as a tv host more than anything. And that is saying a lot. Because she loved everything! 
June: "Why," you may ask, "does she loved her career as a TV show host?" Because she might give you an autograph 
Erica: (in a girly voice) hey, it’s me! The new girl is here 
June: that showy dress with ribbons look too cute, with lots of hearts on you 
Dawn: so, is Henry and June going to introduce The Off-Beats, or what?
Hector: welcome to the apocalypse, Sniz and fondue, hope you like the attraction 
Henry: And so, KaBlammy world became an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore. The end! [closes the book, then stands up and stretches]
Erica: and this one’s for you (Sings) When you look at a thing crystal clear,
And the closet's pretty gear,
Be a frightened musketeer,
When you think you got the team free and clear,
But things just look too good,
Just a volunteer,
Watch out for string,
Don't want no strings,
If it's got string,
Well,
Thanks, but no thanks!
Watch out for string,
Don't want no strings,
If it's got string,
Well,
Thanks, but no thanks!
No way!
(Audience applauds)
Erica: Wow! What a KaBlammiest welcome! 
Corey: So KaBlammerific, can I be your lover!
Holly: Mr. Stockdale, the only one still in the audience, is still applauding and cheering but Larry says the studio is about to close, that is the coolest part I ever seen!
Ryan: You know, H&J fighting each other through other shows including an cooking program starring Emeril Lagasse, a wrestling match starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker and a weather forecast starring Al Roker
(Jimmy McGee arrives home and sees the stage that is turned into a pink bedroom with lots of stuffed toys and animals)
Jimmy McGee: What? Are you responsible for this? 
Erica: See you later, Kablammies! [waves good-bye to the viewers]
[back at Nickelodeon studios]
David: Now can we introduce the girl?
June: please, with sprinkles on top?
Henry: Oh... How can I say no to you little girl? Are you ready to hear music?
audience: yeah…
Henry: Uh, what did you say? There's sand in my ears and I can't hear you!
Audience: YEAH!
Henry: well alright! Please give a big KaBlam! welcome to our musical guest
Both: Fantasia!
Fantasia Barrino: Ran into an old friend yesterday
Caught me by surprise when he called my name
He was a familiar face, from a chapter in my past
Talked for a while, I smiled and then
Said that he was seeing somebody and
Told me this was gonna last
Showing me her photograph
And all the feelings I thought were gone
Came rushing back to me at once
Tried to smile and hide the way I felt
But I was thinking to myself
I never got over you
(Truth is) Wish I was standing in her shoes
(Truth is) And when it's all said and done
Guess I'm still I love with you
(Truth is) I never should have let you go
(Truth is) And it's killing me 'cause now I know
(Truth is) When it's all said and done
Guess I'm still I love with you
We reminisce on the way things used to be
Shared a couple laughs, and some memories
Talked about the things that changed
Some for good and some for bad
Then he said good-bye and he paid for lunch
Promised that we'd always keep in touch
Grabbed my bags and grabbed my thoughts,
Walked away and that was that
And all the feelings that I thought were gone
Came rushing back to me at once
Tried to smile and hide the way I felt
But I was thinking to myself
I never got over you
(Truth is) Wish I was standing in her shoes
(Truth is) And when it's all said and done
Guess I'm still I love with you
(Truth is) I never should have let you go
(Truth is) And it's killing me 'cause now I know
(Truth is) And when it's all said and done
Guess I'm still I love with you
Now the truth is it hurts but I that the faults mine
'Cause I let him go
Tried to get over it but it's messing with my mind
(Because I know)
I never got over you
(Truth is) Wish I was standing in her shoes
(Truth is) And when it's all said and done
Guess I'm still I love with you
(Truth is) I never should have let you go
(Truth is) And it's killing me 'cause now I know
(Truth is) And when it's all said and done
Guess I'm still I love with you
I never got over you
(Truth is) Wish I was standing in her shoes
(Truth is) When it's all said and done
Guess I'm still I love with you
(Truth is) I never should have let you go
(Truth is) It's killing me 'cause now I know
(Truth is) When it's all said and done
Guess I'm still I love with you
June: alright, that’s our show! But befooore we go, let us have a warm thank you for our musical guest. 
Henry: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Fantasia Barrino! YAAAYY!
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