Midget that says "P"

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The Midget That says the word "P" was a sensational member of the band "3 beans 1 car" and was widely considered the most sexy of the group. In his lifetime he was known as being an influential man, a loving father of seven, talented singer and former vice president of Fiji. In his youth, P man (as he was called) was the top student in his classes, getting a "D" for dedication in all his classes. Once he graduated college he moved to Fiji where he became the record holder for the most bottles of Fiji water ever consumed award, and in reward was granted the seat of Vice President for 3 years until he moved back to New York city, where he discovered his talent for singing. P man was making millions off his inspirational hit singles like "P is my favorite color" and "sometimes i just wanna say P." His concerts where selling out, and people traveled the country to hear his amazing tunes. Things got even better when he started his own band: 3 beans 1 car and broke even more sales records. P man would eventually settle down to have a family of 7 children who all shared his name, P. Mr. P would eventually reunite with his band 10 years later and did their world tour titled:"Spaghetti is cool." On one Rainy day, P man was performing with his band members at a concert when two fan girls kidnapped him and his band members and held them hostage for 8 days. On the 9th day, he accidentally drank banana milk, which is the weakness of Alphabet Dwarves. He died that day at 4:00 A.M.
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