To The Good Ol' Days

To The Good Ol' Days is an episode of something. It was written by Spongebobfan1000 and released on April 18, 2024.
== Transcript ==
[exposition shot of the iconic bus stop]
[a time machine appears and a random guy comes out]
???: YOU FOUR, THERE’S NO TIME, YOU HAVE TO COME BACK TO THE PAST, THERE’S A BIG THING GOING TO HAPPEN AND YOU HAVE TO PREVENT IT, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
Eric: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Dr. Whatheheck:  I’m Doctor Whatheheck, but there’s no time for introductions!
Stan: Why do we have to go back to the past?!
Dr. Whatheheck: JUST COME ON!
[Dr. Whatheheck grabs the boys, and they go into the time machine]
[A black screen is shown, and the date, August 13, 1997, is seen. The lunchroom scene from the very first episode of the original series is seen.]
[The boys exit. Dr. Whatheheck seems to have disappeared.]
Stan: What?
Kenny: MMPH MMPH MMPH, MMPH MMPH!
Past Kyle: Hey, there’s Wendy Testaburger!
Past Stan: [gasps thirstily] WHERE?
Current Kenny: MMPH, MMPH MMPH!
Current Kyle: Kenny, where are you going?!
Current Kenny: MMPH, MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH!
[The others follow him]
Past Eric: What the fuck?!
Past Kyle: Hey, what a coincidence, we look alike!
Past Stan: By the way, do you know if that girl over there is nice?
Current Stan: Well, yeah. She’s my girlfriend actually…
Past Stan: Aw, shit! I like her!
Current Stan: Hey, that’s not what I-HEY DON’T GO!
[Past Stan runs away]
Current Stan: Come back!
Current Kenny: MMPH, MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH!
Current Kyle: I told you not to drink so much fruit punch yesterday!
[Current Kenny runs into the machine, and the others follow]
Current Kenny: MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH!
[Kenny bangs on the machine’s buttons, typing in 2007, and the time machine leaves]
[The time machine is sent to Stan’s room, filled with old late 2000s things]
Kenny: MMPH, MMPH MMPH, MMPH MMPH!
[The time machine goes to current times]
Butters: Sorry, but who are you and why are you sitting with me? I don’t know what you’re talking about, I don’t know you.
Eric: He’s just stupid.
Kyle: He doesn’t know us because Stan in the past ran away, and I don’t know what happened to the past versions of the rest of us!
Stan: Don’t worry…
[Cut to the time machine. Stan presses the start button]
Kyle: Stan, it didn’t work.
[Stan presses it again. The time machine explodes]
Eric: God dammit, now we’re stuck in this shitty future, thanks to you guys!
Kenny: MMPH, MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH, MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH.
[Kenny spins around]
Stan: Hey, maybe that doctor guy can help us?
[The doctor guy coincidentally appears in his time machine]
Stan: Hey, where were you?
Dr. Whatheheck: It’s because this was supposed to happen. Because I hate you.
[Dr. Whatheheck reveals himself to be Pip.]
Pip: It’s me, Pip!
Eric: PIP?! YOU STUPID FUCKING BRITISH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Pip: I didn’t die! You see, the thing that crushed me didn’t. I was behind his foot!
[flashback to the episode “201”. An epic 3D pan is shown of Pip not getting crushed]
Pip: I did this today because I was vanished to the shadow realm randomly, and I think it was because of you!
Stan: Oh…
Kyle: Well, let’s do something about this.
[The quartet punch Pip, and enter the time machine, they click the activation button. They are transported back to the first episode again.]
Current Stan: Alright, guys, you stay here while I go talk to my past self!
Past Stan: What do you want?
Current Stan: Listen! I meant that I am her boyfriend, but of another girl named Wendy.
Past Stan: Oh, great!
Current Stan: She’s coming towards you now. Talk to her!
Past Stan: Okay, thanks!
[cut to the machine]
Current Stan: We did it, guys!
[They press the button. The word Present appears.]
Kyle: I hope everything is back to normal!
[Cut to playground]
Stan: Wendy! Yesterday we played a game Monopoly, right?
Wendy: Yeah, and Kenny won…
Stan: Oh great, everything is back to normal!
Wendy: Are you on something?
THE END. 
Post-credit scene 
Stan: You guys wanna do something after school?
Kyle: Hey, what’s that?
[The time machine appears. The past versions of the boys come out]
Past Stan: Hey, guys, look!
Past Kyle: It’s our future selves! Do you think they’re in fifth grade now?
[The past boys walk up to the current boys]
Past Stan: Hey, what’s up?
[Silence.]
Current Stan: You guys wanna find something to do after school?
Past Stan: Of course!
Past Kenny: [walks out and gets crushed by a tree getting cut down]
THE END. FOR REAL.