Mimi/Quotes

This is an list of Mimi's quotes in Super Paper Mario.
==Prologue==
*"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimi!"
*"Wow, that's just super, Count! Yeah, first you'll erase all these naughty worlds... And then you're gonna build a perfect world without war and all that other icky stuff!" (as O'Chunks)
*"Oh, O'Chunks, you big silly! Did ya oversleep or something?"
*"I guess it's kinda hard to be on time, though, when you've got muscles instead of brains!" (as Count Bleck)
*"Aw, golly, thanks, Count! With you around, it's nothing but big smiles all the time!" (as Peach)
*"Hanging out with the count! That's MY idea of a perfect world! ♡" (as Peach)
*"Hey! Dimentio! Have you been reading my diary? I mean... Umm... Never mind." (as Bowser)
==Chapter 2==
===Chapter 2-2: Tricks, Treats, Traps===
*"Well, hi there! Big welcome! Welcome to Merlee's Mansion!"
*"I'm Lady Merlee's handmaid! My name's Mimi!"
*"But you can call me Mimikins if you want!"
*"You're here to see Lady Merlee, aren't you?"
*"How super for you! Well Lady Merlee is on the second floor in the farthest room."
*"Just head on up there whenever you're ready! Oh, golly, but listen..."
*"DON'T YOU DARE GO INTO ANY OTHER ROOMS BY ACCIDENT, OR ELSE!"
*"Enjoy your visit, OK?"
*"Hm? Lady Merlee wasn't in the room I directed you to?"
*"Oh, jeepers! Mimikins, you deserve a good telling-off! Why must you be so silly?!"
*"Lady Merlee must be in the CLOSEST room on the first floor. Yes, of COURSE!"
*"Please head in and go allllll the way to the back!"
*"EEEEEEEEEEK!"
===Chapter 2-3: Breaking the Bank===
*"NYAAAAH!"
*"You broke it! You broke my most favoritest vase!"
*"DOOFUSES!"
*"I love that vase more than ANYTHING! And you BROKE it! NYAAAAAARGH!"
*"Oh, you'll pay for that! Yes, you will.."
*"I'll have you to know that that vase costs 1,000,000 Rubees..."
*"So hand over that money! Now! Or you're DONE FOR!"
*"Coins?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"
*"...So what are you saying? Are you telling me you don't have any Rubees at all?!"
*"Well, guess what? You're just gonna have to work it off, then!"
*"Until you work off your debt, you naughty little things, I OWN YOU!"
*"ENJOY LABOR!"
*"Yes, so, you can earn Rubees in the generator room on the top floor."
*"Once you earn 1,000,000 Rubees, you come pay it off in the room at the back."
*"You can also check the balance of your debt there. So get to work servants!"
*"Oh, hi there! Big welcome! So happy to have you here at Rubee Savings and Loan!"
*"First off, THANKS for taking out a special Rubee loan! Now what can I do for you?"
*(Pay off some Rubees!)
**"Super! Let me just take all those Rubees off your hands! There you go!"
**"Well, thank you SO much for paying off your Rubee loan in...full..."
*(Check my balance!)
**"You have an outstanding Rubee balance on this loan of 1000000. Remember to make your payments on time! And remember...BIG SMILE!"
*(Dropping in for kicks!)
**"You don't need anything? Well, golly, then how about you GET LOST RIGHT NOW! I HAVE WORK TO DO!"
*(I love you!)
**"Yeah, well, that's just super. Know what I love? Rubees. Go get me some, slacker!"
*"...?"
*"WHAAAAT?! How did you earn enough Rubees to pay it off?! That's not supposed to happen!
*"Noooo... You've broken my wonderful curse!"
*"I'LL GET YOU!"
*"Aaaaaaaa……"
===Chapter 2-4: The Basement Face-Off===
*(as Merlee)
*"Ahh, yes, how very nice… ♡ Thanks for coming! Thank you twice!"
**"Mysterious and so lovely, mistress of the house you see… It's me, Merlee!"
**"And I knew that soon I'd see you buzz on by, little bees. Hee hee hee hee hee! ♡"
**"Oh, yes, of course, I know! The Pure Heart for Mario! …And Co.!"
**"For you, yes, I'll gladly part with that purest Pure Heart."
**"Mmm, but there is a wee fee: yes, yes, 10,000,000 Rubees! Quite a bargain you agree?"
**"So folks, if you'd be dears, sign this dotted line here, and it's yours, free and clear!"
**(Sign)
***"Good, good, yes, rejoice... You've made a wise choice…"
***"Noises? All in your head. Vision? Nonsense, I said! Pay attention to me instead!"
***"Just sign this contract here and you'll be done, dear!"
**(Refuse)
***"If you lack the Rubees now, a smallish loan I could allow. You can work it off somehow."
***"Just sign here, my dear..."
**(Refuse (2))
***"...OK, here's what we'll do. Have I got a deal for you!"
***"Sign up for a loan, and boom! A free gift! Away with gloom! A Super Mega Ultra Shroom!"
**(Refuse (3))
***"Ugh, fine, you bargain hard, I'll also throw in Breadward, a Pixl made of oats and lard."
***"Isn't that nice of me? I'm the best, don't you see?"
***"Here, dear, sign and cheer..."
**(Refuse (4))
***"NYAAAAH!"
***"Idiots, the lot of you! Turning down such a coup! None of you have a clue!"
***"Here it is: your last shot! Sign right now, on the dot!"
**"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimi… No point trying to fool anyone now…"
*"Gee, lookee here! The girl you thought was a handmaid or a Merlee impostor... She's actually the faithful servant of Count Bleck, master impersonator Mimi!"
*"Golly, I was hoping we could settle this peacefully, but... TOO BAD!"
*"Oh, you wnat to make things ugly, huh? well, that's super. Let's get ugly."
*"TRUE MIMI, COME FORTH!"
*"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi..."
*"Mimmimimimimi..."
*"Ooh, I don't think so..."
*"Mimi!"
*"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi..."
*(As Merlee)
**"What is this you talk about? You're the faker! And a lout!"
**"Don't be fooled by her act! Get her now! Attack!"
**"No, it's me! The true Merlee!"
**"Oh, please, you make me gag. I am hot; no need to brag. And you... Well, you're a hag."
**"Oh, now, come off it, dear! You're a dog from eye to ear! And your breath reeks, I fear."
**"BIG PIG!"
**"Sounds like a good thought. 'Cause I'm the reall me (hot) and you really aren't (not)."
**"Hee hee hee hee hee... You're fake, you stupid fake! We all know you're the snake!"
**"It'S ON, CON!"
**(Right)
***"Stupid-heads... I'd mimicked her perfectly! You know it!"
***"I guess I'll congratulate you... by tearing you into little bits like stupid confetti!"
**(Wrong)
***"Ha! I'm Mimi, morons! And now that I fooled you, it's time for utter humiliation! Prepare for a shredding!"
**"She's a fast one, isn't she?"
*"Oh, golly, well, whatever. I'll finish you off first!"
*"But...what? Why can you damage me?! I'm supposed to be all INVINCIBLE! Count Bleck's power was supposed to protect me!"
*"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! When did this happen?!"
*"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I feel completely completely naked! How could you?!"
*"Mimimimimiuuuuuurgh... B-But how could you... It's impossible... How..."
*"Uurr-urrk... URK! URK! Don't think you've beaten me for good, dummies... Next time you won't be so lucky... Remember that... Stupid-heads!"
== Post-Chapter 3 ==
* "As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"
* "That really hurt! You're just a big bunch of bullies who hit cute little girls! But it doesn't matter an eensy teensy bit, hee hee! Everything's perfect! ...What, don't believe me? Look up at the sky!"
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