Ptain 0

Ptain 0 is the UnWa-ifed version of Waptain 0 but he is not Captain 0, to make things easier to explain, you know how Wario classifies as a Wa-Guy even though he isn't a WaMario? Well that's because Wario is a Wa-ified version of Rio for some odd reason, with this same logic, Waptain 0 isn't an exact Wa-ification of Captain 0 because he isn't called WaCaptain 0 (even though WaCaptain 0 is a nickname of his), this all sounds pretty stupid but that's because, it is...
==Birth==
One afternoon, Evil Mario captured Waptain 0 in an attempt to UnWa him and have a perfect clone of Captain 0, but he didn't put the logic of Waptain 0's wa-ness (not WaNess) into consideration, this lead to the creation of a pionus chalcopterus.
==Trivia==
*While Wario is Neutral Evil and Rio is Neutral Good, Ptain 0 is Lawful Neutral since Waptain 0 is Chaotic Neutral.
*Ptain 0 is often summoned in failed attempts at summoning Captain 0, mainly from keyboard-related mistakes.
*His favourite food is Awesome Sauce flavoured crackers.
*If there were more Number Ptains (Ptain 1, Ptain 2, etc), the Unanything Wiki would need a bird sanctuary.
Category:Guys
Category:Birds
Category:Neutral guys