Charles B. Brown II

== Charles B. Brown II ==
Charles was an eternally elderly man who resided in eastern Australia. When he was born, he was 5'11, and destroyed his mother's body because he expanded to a larger size than her. He came out of the womb with blue jeans and a yellow long-sleeve shirt.
After Charles came out of the womb, he immediately made arrangements for his mother's funeral. He made several dad jokes about the affair, including, but not limited to:
* "Guess she had a cow. "
* "Surely. And don't call me Shirley. "
* "What do you call a woman who gives birth to an old man? Dead."
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