Woody vs Johann

Woody vs Johann is a battle uploaded by Nothingonmydesk or Woody Hoile. It was uploaded on Soundcloud.
== Cast ==
Nothingonmydesk or Woody Hoile
Johann Wong
== Lyrics ==
Woody:
This game nerd who thinks his battles are good is about to go down
'Cause I'm the Woody Woodpecker, and I'm running this battle now
You better watch out 'cause my rhymes will make you squeak like a mouse
Your friend Aussie-Can, god his vocals on Best Fwends vs Japanther, they made me have a rouse
Johann, get the fact that people would rather listen to Shazam's battles than yours
To me, listening to your battles, it's like a chore
I might be a squeaker, but at least some people want to work with me
I listen to Devendra Banhart a lot, so I'll send you away on The Charles C. Leary
Johann:
Johann has arrived, so what do you have against me
I`ll tear you apart, and your small little woody.
when I looked at your battles, I said ``you gotta be kidding me``
Your voice is so low, you're like a Justin Bieber parody.
My battles may have gotten hated, but atleast I improve
You worked with Jared s, no wonder everyone thinks you're a fool.
You think you have flow, well here is what I gotta say
Is that your shitty costumes are just really lame.
Classic Australian Woody:
Oh hey, guess what?! You can’t come to my Australia Day party
And that’s because your rhymes were just stupid, you ain’t sharin’ a beer with meeeeeeee
Mr. Meeseeks Woody:
I AM MR. MEESEEKS!
Look at me, I’m winning over you!
Johann, you can’t add effects to your audio? Well I can doooooooo!
Woody:
Smile Dog vs Evil Otto, how many ripoffs can you make?
Classic Australian Woody:
You know what you can’t do? You can’t eat this stake!
Mr. Meeseeks Woody:
You can’t mention that you made that gaming series? Man, what’s up with you?!
All Woodys:
Now this badass 12-year-old just took down Johann like WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Johann: 
This 12 year old kid, can now shut it’s mouth
I ain’t done yet to send you down south.
I’m done with my past so let me end it
but how can I take crap from a freaking little kid.
With all the sketches you make, it’s clear you have the worst humor
How about you run along matteo, and just be a bunch of failures.
You think people actually want to work with this loser.
How about you go back, and be that imovie user.