Dad (Homestuck)

==Summary==
Dad is a character in Homestuck.
He is both John Egbert's adoptive father and his genetic half-brother, so he could be called Mr. Egbert. After the Scratch, he is Jane Crocker's adoptive father.
He uses the Wallet Fetch Modus, where he puts things in his wallet and carries them around. The wallet contains one ton of shaving cream, a pile of pipes, a pile of razorblades, a spare car, an assortment of shoes, hats, and ties, ticket stubs to Cirque Du Soleil, a briefcase full of fatherly documents, a variety of photographs, a laptop computer, ten tons of pipe tobacco, and a lighter.  
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: , likely 
Name: Dad Egbert / Crocker
Origin: Homestuck
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Classification: Human
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Skilled fighter, Can use cakes and pies as weapons, Hammerspace via Wallet fetch modus, Accelerated Development (Can ascend in his Echeladder just by doing random actions or slaying ennemies, making him stronger and more durable with each rungs), limited Cosmic and Fourth Wall Awareness, Social Influencing, Resistance to BFR (Wasn't affected by the power of Cans' punches, who can send someone to others places in time and space, even outside of the comic) and Heat Manipulation
Attack Potency: City Block level, likely Multi-City Block level (Should be comparable to others guardian such as Bro Strider, also beat Cans, collapsing a whole tower in the process and impressing ARquiusprite with his strength)
Speed: Supersonic+, possibly FTL+ (Comparable to Cans, who's superior to Jake English. Should be comparable to Bro)
Lifting Strength: Superhuman
Striking Strength: City Block level, likely Multi-City Block level
Durability: City Block level, likely Multi-City Block level (Able to tank punches from Cans)
Stamina: Superhuman
Range: Standard Melee Range, Extended Melee Range with cakes and other stuff
Standard Equipment: His wallet fetch modus, pies, and cakes
Intelligence: Despite being pretty much speechless and fooling around to match John's idea of clown (or just because of being a prankster in the both the Beta and Alpha timeline), Dad was shown to be a perfect gentleman and is considered as the closest thing to the platonic concept of dadliness". He also seems to be pretty foreseeing, being able to provide advices to an entire kingdom regarding fashion style or putting notes for moments of his son/daughter life like he always knew it would happen. In addition to this, Dad is a skilled fighter, even winning fight by using non-weapon objects such as pies and is likely comparable to others guardians such as Bro Strider
Weaknesses: None notable
==Notable Matchups==
Victories:
Losses:
Inconclusive:
Category:Characters
Category:Homestuck
Category:Fourth Wall Aware Characters
Category:Adults
Category:Brawlers
Category:Cosmic Awareness Users
Category:Dimensional Storage Users
Category:Heroes
Category:Humans
Category:Internet Characters
Category:Male Characters
Category:Parents
Category:Social Influencers
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