Battle of Planet Evermore

The Battle of Planet Evermore, also known as the Siege of Planet Evermore, was the single largest battle of all time.Fought between 4610-4613 it saw the deaths of trillions of people and the loss of not only evermore but its entire star system, which even to this day has not been reclaimed by the Cosmic Federation.
The time before the battle, Evermore was mostly known as a rural and sleepy farming planet. Also known as the "Land of Ever-Joy" by the Hobbit inhabitants, Evermore was located in the "Planet-Realm of Happiness", where much of the sentient life suffered only from aching face muscles from excessive smiling. There was no know record of pain, struggle, or unhappiness in Evermore, as their history lacked it. The trees naturally produced the ripest fruits known in the galaxy, and the soil grew what was known as "Everwheat", the most elating crop known to sentient life. The only inconvenience they may have experienced was what to do with all their freshly baked breads and foods, which grew in such quantities that not even the largest galactic feasts could host their joyous and heavenly delights. So polite were the locals, that they would spend their resources willingly giving money and food to nearby star systems due to the overwhelming amount of resources and happiness that they accrued. The joys and pleasantries of Evermore could be tasted in every bite of every Everloaf, even from lightyears away. 
The battle began as a small skirmish against Jilm-Wraiths in the largely peaceful and humble world of Evermore. The skirmish there gradually escalated until there were millions of troops pouring in from both sides, as this battle had taken on a larger significance in the psyche of the galactic community, even if Evermore's strategic importance was limited. Landing at the northern face of the planet the Jilmwraiths took to slaughtering as many hobbits and villages as they could, consuming 20 percent of the planet before a response from the Federation could be mustered. When they finally did arrive they were quickly outnumbered and called out a desperate cry for reinforcements, which was answered by more voices than they ever could have known.
Over 8 trillion soldiers would eventually take part in this great crusade, with 4 trillion dying to wave after wave of Jilmwraiths and nightmarish abomination creatures. Several hundred divine elementals would arrive as well, including beings such as Adam Sandler, who would eventually be killed raped and pulped in the struggle. Never before had this many elementals mustered for one battle, and it would remain so until the Final Battle broke the record by several times. Trench lines stretched across the whole of the planets surface, every city became a mega Stalingrad, the very air turned to poison gas, necessitating the permanent use of hazard suits on the surface, and even the planets tectonics and moons were turned to weapons for both sides. Man-made earthquakes shattered entire continents and shifted seas, before those seas were turned to acid by the utter amount of pollutants entering the planet's tortured atmosphere, the very souls of the damned becoming part of those agonized skies.
This of course necessitated the reconfiguring of the Federation's fleets, who were made into the now famous "AcidCoffin" variations. Kaiju creatures, krakens, and even more horrors thought to be unimaginable wreaked havoc on human and Angel navies, with some 4 million ships sunk before the seas boiled over and away near the end of the battle. The skies were choked with the air forces of the Angel's and human's and the blimp wraiths that they fought, who could use their vile tendrils to grab and rip them apart in seconds; the mouths, like garbage disposals, ripping them to chunks quicker than the eye could process it.
Even the space around the planet turned into a death trap. The Federation's fleet could barely supply the ground forces due to the amount of Wraith ships and hell creatures that swarmed the planet's star system. Some of the largest space battles of all time occurred with the battle on land, entire fleets lost in the maw of Jilm-Wraiths so large they could be mistaken as stars. Eventually the Federation grew so desperate they turned to the nuclear option; the moons , four in total, of Planet Evermore were shattered and rained across the planet like burning hail. Though this killed a large amount of wraiths it largely ended the Federation from being able to pursue further ground operations, and some wraiths proved able to survive even this final act of pyrrhic insanity. Thus the battle came to an end with a technical Jilm victory. Never again will the galaxy know the sweet taste of Everbread, as the everwheat plant went super extinct during the course of the battle.
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