Chivalry (Pilot)

This is for the first episode of Chivalry, and it is the pilot.
== Transcript ==
Enter Narration
(Ah, a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. All is well, except for the fact that Squidward is being annoyed again.)
(Squidward opens his door to a frolicking SpongeBob and Patrick playing with an odd looking button.)
SpongeBob: Patrick, you dare me to touch it?
Patrick: The button?
Squidward: What else you dumb-founded buffoon! I'll press it to show you it does noth-!
TITLE CARD: 30 Generations Earlier...
Lord Moneybags Krabs: Do you know who stole me money?
Peasant: I don't know...
Lord Moneybags Krabs: That gold could sell for 42 pieces! Off with his head!
(Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick teleport into the castle as this is happening)
Lord Moneybags Krabs: What the! Are you to dare to defy me orders by interrupting my execution, you scum! Sit down and watch my power!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs?
Lord Moneybags Krabs: You mean Lord Krabs the second, I presume? Or you could join him!
(The lord points to his soon to be executed subject.)
Lord Moneybags Krabs: So...
Squidward: Is this some kind of joke? Oh yeah, and you forgot to pay me last week.
SpongeBob: Squidward, I think the button did something...
Lord Moneybags Krabs: Anyways, this bastard will burn in hell for stealing me money!
(The execution isn't seen, but it is inferred it has occured.)
Squidward: I think I should go now... Where's the button!
Guard: You mean this? It is part of the King's possessions now!
(The king orders the guard to throw it in his money stash, and he complies.)
Patrick: Isn't that our only way out?
Lord Moneybags Krabs: Out with ye! Before I take off your heads as well!
(The confused SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick are kicked out of the castle, and they see a grand kingdom in front of them. They do not know that their adventures will continue for a long time, in this new world.)
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