Welcome to Bloxburg!

Welcome to Bloxburg! is the first episode of SpongeBob and Patrick in ROBLOX. It was created on December 15th, 2020.
== Plot ==
SpongeBob and Patrick get ROBLOX accounts for the first time, and they play a minigame called "Welcome to Bloxburg". While SpongeBob is shopping at Bloxburg Fresh Food, Patrick accidentally causes chaos at Pizza Planet.
==Transcript==
(The episode opens with a shot of SpongeBob and Patrick's house. We cut to SpongeBob's computer screen. He is on Zoom with Patrick.)
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick!
Patrick: (Muffled noises)
SpongeBob: Um, Patrick?
Patrick: Oh, hey SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Did your mic fall down?
Patrick: Yeah, I think so.
SpongeBob: Anyways, I was thinking we could play a game called ROBLOX today!
Patrick: Wait- like, Robot Blocks?
SpongeBob: No, this! (He shows Patrick the trailer for ROBLOX)
Patrick: Cool! So how do we play?
SpongeBob: Well, as far as I know, you have to make an account and log in first.
Patrick: Ok. I'll follow you!
SpongeBob: Hey, thanks Pat! I don't even have any followers on my account yet!
Patrick: No, I meant follow your directions.
SpongeBob: Oh, well first you have to go to the ROBLOX website.
Patrick: Ok! (He types in the ROBLOX website in the google search bar) Done!
SpongeBob: Then click the green button that says "Signup", and enter the required information.
Patrick: (He clicks it and enters the information) Done!
SpongeBob: Then go to your email, and click on the one from ROBLOX. Then click "Verify".
Patrick: (He goes to his email, clicks on the one from ROBLOX, and clicks verify.) Done!
SpongeBob: There! Now, you don't only have an account, but you also have it verified so you don't get locked out!
Patrick: Thanks! Now, what game should we play?
SpongeBob: How about "Welcome to Bloxburg"?
Patrick: Ok! (He clicks on the WTB icon) Aw man! I need something called robux to play!
SpongeBob: Don't worry buddy, I can hook you up with some!
(2 minutes later)
Patrick: Alright, let's go!
(They both enter the game)
Patrick: Hey, this looks pretty cool!
SpongeBob: Yeah, I've played it before. So, it's basically like the Sims. You build a house and earn money from working in-game at your job. And you can use that money to buy a car and furniture for your house!
Patrick: Sounds kinda boring, not gonna lie.
SpongeBob: Trust me, it's awesome!
Patrick: Whoa, that's my house back there! It looks fancy!
SpongeBob: If you pick a job, you can earn money to make your house look even fancier!
Patrick: Well, what jobs are there?
SpongeBob: Well, you can be a pizza place worker, a ice cream dispenser, and-
Patrick: You had me at pizza!
SpongeBob: But to get there, you'll need a car! And I don't think walking will be that quick...
Patrick: No, it won't be.
SpongeBob: Which is why I'll get you a car with some of my blockbux!
Patrick: Actually, I already bought a lot of blockbux already while you were telling me what the big deal is about this game. And you taught me how to get an account, got me some robux, and now this.
SpongeBob: Oh, ok the- wait, what? How much blockbux did you buy for how much robux?
Patrick: 100,000 blockbux for 10,000 robux for $100.
SpongeBob: PATRICK!!! You spent 100 dollars on robux?
Patrick: Wait, I did? Ah, it's alright. I'll just tell them that my son did it.
SpongeBob: Patrick, you don't have a son...
Patrick: Oh. Well, I'll figure it out soon. Now let's go!
(Cut to Pizza Planet)
SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, this job is easy! When a person comes up to the counter, you click on the food they want on the machine.
Patrick: Sounds easy enough.
SpongeBob: I'll be shopping in the meantime. Leave anytime you want, and the more you work, the more cash you get!
Patrick: Ok, buddy!
5 hours later...
Patrick: UhHhh...I'm getting a little...SLeePy...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(A customer walks up to the counter)
Customer #1: Hi! I'll have the sausage pizza, please.
Patrick: Zzzzzzzzzzz...
Customer #1: Um, Hello? Sausage pizza?
Patrick: Zzzzzzzzzzz...
(The line gets even longer and Patrick is still asleep)
Customer #3: Hey, move it up there!
Customer #6: What's the big hol' up?
Customer #10: I want my Pepperoni!
Patrick: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(SpongeBob walks into Pizza Planet)
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! I'm back from- HUH? What the barnacle is going on here?
Customer #5: Your dumb pink friend fell asleep while taking the guy in the front's order!
SpongeBob: Uhh...
Customer #14: Well, what're ya gonna do? Just stand there?
SpongeBob: Er- (He runs up to the front of the line and grabs Patrick from the counter) Let's get outta here, Patrick! And fast! These customers look angry!
Patrick: zzzzZzzzz-huh? Oh, hey SpongeBob! What's happening and why are those guys angry?
SpongeBob: No time to explain!
Customer #10: Hey, they're getting away!
(SpongeBob and Patrick both run out the front door with the angry customers running after them)
Patrick: Hey! I just got 10,000 dollars from working here! And I didn't even need to buy any!
SpongeBob: Nice! Maybe we can use it to pay off the damage that Pizza Planet is taking from those customers!
Patrick: Huh? (He looks behind him and notices that Pizza Planet is completely destroyed, except for the glass doors, they then fall over)
Patrick: (Screams)
SpongeBob: Hey! We're coming to the ocean dock!
Customer #7: Hey! They're coming to the ocean dock! Don't let them jump in!
SpongeBob: Patrick! I think we have to jump! We have no choice!
Patrick: Ok!
(They run up onto the dock and jump into the ocean)
SpongeBob: It was nice knowing you, Patrick!
Patrick: You too, SpongeBob!
(They both die and the oof sound is played)
SpongeBob: Ahahahahaha! That was awesome, Patrick!
Patrick: Yeah! We should play another game on ROBLOX some time!
SpongeBob: Yeah! Well, I've got to go feed Gary.
Patrick: And I've got to go feed me, at the Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: Hey, let's do lunch there in a bit!
Patrick: Ok! See you there!
SpongeBob: You too, Patrick! Bye!
Patrick: Bye!
(End)
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