Skylanders Christmas (Spoof)

Cast
Danny
Sebastian
Timon
Mushu
Sawyer
Aardvark
Pumbaa
Bonkers
Phineas
Spongebob
Squidward
Tigger
Helouise
Batty
Genie
Roger Rabbit
G
Iago
Grim
George
Taury
Kick
Bartok
Fluttershy
Fidget
Skipper
Spike
Dudley Puppy
Timothy Green
Rainbow Dash
Garfield
Newton
Transcript
Dear Santa,May I please have a rocket scooter? Love and Sincerly,Chris.
(Letter flys into the hole)
Pumbaa:Letter retrieved! (Looks at letter and tells Danny) Identification:Chris. Present:Rocket scooter!
Danny:Roger that! (Tells Bonkers) Sarge,A kid named Chris wants you to build a rocket scooter. Go to it! On the double!
Bonkers:(Agrees and builds it)
Danny:In the Mean time... (Reveals that Fidget,Fluttershy,Bartok and Taury are helping get the presents for the kids,shows Roger Rabbit making the Naughty List including Discord,Chip Hazzard,Shang Tsung,Scrooge,Eric Cartman,Luna,Ermac,Megatron,Cortex,Endive,Mandy,Zim,Lex Luthor,Plankton,Scar,Quan Chi,Sentinel Prime,       Vilgax,Prince John,Dr.Blowhole and Elmer Fudd and shows Genie making the Nice List including Raiden,Fred       Fredburger,Ben Tennyson,Timmy Turner,Spongebob,Luke Skywalker,Rhino,Dile,Archer,Twilight Sparkle,Iron Man,   Skipper,Billy,Woody,Spider-Man,Optimus Prime,Scooby Doo,Superman,Bugs Bunny,Chowder and Flapjack)
Iago:Let's add some more DYNAMITES!!!
G:We told you it is dangerous to send bombs to little children! Okay? Only you can handle them! But not the children.
Iago:Aw,I just wanted to..BLOW IT UP!
(Spongebob wraps a present and a present that looks similar to Mushu comes to him)
Mushu:Oh my! This present make me wanna...(Covers mouth to prevent barfing)
Rainbow Dash:Oh no! Here we go again!
Aardvark:(Runs and gives Mushu a barf bag) It's a good thing I always pack in these sick bags with fireproofness!
Mushu:Thank you!
Aardvark:You're welcome!
(Phineas licks letters to children)
Sebastian:I think it's 1,000,000,000.
Timon:no,I'm pretty sure it' was 500,000,000
Danny:Tim! Seb! What's up?
Timon:Pardon me Danny,But it's not the time for us to have our little chitty-chat when we are arguing.
Sebastian:We only got 1,000,000,000 children left to list.
Timon:No,I say we have 500,000,000!
Danny:You want to see how many children you've listed? Take a look at the big screen. (Screen says 750,000,000 but turns to 749,999,999)
Sebastian:So we're tied by average?!
Dudley Puppy:It's nearly Midnight.
Spongebob:Just one more present and then I'm done! (Finishes it before time beeps)
Dudley Puppy:Time's up.
Spongebob:And just in time too.
Danny:(Camera to Danny and Spike) Skylanders! All hands on deck! (Camera to Helouise,Batty and Tigger happy) It is time to deliver the presents! (Danny and the others go)
Sebastian:Hey,wait for us,Danny! (They go with him and find the Starship Enterprise!)
Mushu:Uh...Who built this again?
(Tigger,Grim,Taury and Fluttershy brings the presents in)
Sebastian:Initiating Launch Sequence!
Danny:All engines are functioning!
Timon:3,2,1,Ignition! (they blast off into the sky) Houston,we have liftoff!
Sebastian:Houston is not here. And who's this Houston's that you speak of?
Timon:It's just a speech,Seb. Get over it!
Tigger:220 Miles to our next destination! (They suddenly stop to Ponyville)
Grim:What did I hear?!
Danny:Ok,drop the ropes!
Dudley Puppy:Don't you mean Drop the hammer?
Danny:No,I litterally Drop the Ha...Never mind! You got me modeled up now! (Dudley puppy presses the button to Drop the ropes while Squidward and Garfield drop down and Timothy goes inside invisible to put the present and Aardvark going underground to put the present on the other house then Danny goes inside Twilight's home and gives Spike the present but Spike opens 1 eye and said...)
Spike #2:Hey,Any wanted the...(Goes back to sleep and Danny gives him the Present. The Characters go back to the Starship Enterprise)
(99 Zillion,9 Trillion and 2 Stops Later...)
Tigger:(Goes to Chris' house and gives him the rocket scooter,while he goes back to the Starship) That's the last present!
Danny:Mission accomplished,guys! Let's go back to HQ!
Snaptrap:Laugh all you want,Skylanders! Commence Course to America!
(Later Back in HQ)
Skipper:Watching the amount of children ain't so bad. After all,nobody's been missed. (Screen says 0 but he sarcastically found out that it turned to 1!) This had better be a glitch! (Snaptrap is stealing the rocket scooter) No! It's not a glitch!
Iago:Wanna blow some stuff up?
Skipper:ALERT THE OTHER SKYLANDERS!
Iago:(Runs to a alarm,punches it,but it turns out to be a hammer,grabs it and runs to the alarm next to it,smashes it and presses the button)
(Danny,Sebastian and Timon wakes up to hear the alarm)
Timon:Aw! You made me miss my chance to dream of gold. What I dream every night.
(Camera to Newton and Pumbaa running)
Fluttershy:I don't know why he always does that.
Rainbow Dash:Hmm. Don't be dope.
Danny:Oh no! It can't be!
Sebastian:What it is!
Timon:And already has!
Danny:(Camera to Spike and Danny horrified) Skylanders! Snaptrap is back! (Shows Helouise,Batty and Tigger shocked) And he's stealing Christmas!
Grim:OH NO!
Tigger:That's Evil!
Aardvark:That guy now owes me 10 dollars!
Danny:Let's say we give "Bighead" more lumps of coal?
(The Skylanders cheer,go up to the sky and trys to stop Snaptrap)
Snaptrap:Ok,We've got the first gift from Santa! And Now it's time to-WHAT THE?!
(The Skylanders arrive)
Danny:Surprised,Snaptrap?
Snaptrap:Nah,that ship from Star Trek didn't really impress me. Prepare to die,Skylanders! (Uses the Big guns)
(The Starship Enterprise also use the guns and when they shoot, a big explosion appears and destroys both ships)
Timon:AGH! My baby!
Snaptrap:Hmph. I've seen better.
(Shows Taury,G,Spike,Pumbaa,Bonkers,Mushu,Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash ready for battle)
Danny:It's 32 againist 1 now,Snaptrap!
Snaptrap:I'm figured that you might say that! MINIONS!! (The Minions attack the Skylanders)
Sebastian:Oh brother,here we go again.
Danny:Let's just do this already! (Phineas attacks a spider with his tongue,Sebastian attacks a zombie but it was invicible but Mushu attacks it and was burned to a crisp,And a minion hops next to the rocket scooter) The Present! (The Minion runs away and Sawyer steals it while a minion gets it but is knocked out by Kick and gets it,runs,then was stolen by another minion but runs to Batty attacking him but he didn't get hurt,then George was about to hit the minion on the head but misses and accidentally hitting Mushu. Finally,it runs and gets punched by Spongebob.)
Spongebob:That's all of them! Now for...WHAT THE?!
Snaptrap:Till the next time,Skylanders!
Danny:We gotta go after him!
Aardvark:No time for that now! We only have a few minutes till the sunrise!
Skipper:And only if we can teleport there in time!
G:Well why didn't you just say so? (Puts the present in the house) Mission Accomplished! (It's morning.)
Tigger:Oh No! Sunrise! And our ship is wrecked! We won't be heading for long!
Timon:Not to worry,I always have a spare! (Brings the spare ship in)
Danny:Ok,Skylanders! Climb Aboard! (The Skylanders enter and go back to HQ)
(Later Back in HQ...Again...)
Skipper:Well,we did it. Everyone in Skylands except Snaptrap is happy,and all the presents have been delivered.
Danny:Skipper,Can you help us deliver the rest of the presents?
Skipper:But I checked the screen! What else is missing on the list?
Timon:Duh! Us!
(Camera to Danny,Tigger,Newton and aardvark with their presents.)
Mushu:Someone want photo taking?
Danny:Okay,guys! On three! One...Two...Three!!
All:Merry Christmas!!!
(Camera to photo)
The End