Chapter 2 (RTB)

== Synopsis ==
"Hunk is the bachelor and the boys in the group chat are the girls trying to win him over."
== Plot ==
Monday, September 2nd
8:47 AM
Gremlin sent a message to TEAAAAAAA
Gremlin: happy labor day, whatever the fuck it’s for anyway
PrincessOfEverything: It’s to celebrate the social and economic achievements of American workers!
MemeKing: pidge you’re supposed to be a fucking genius how did you not know that???¿¿¿??
Gremlin: i only learn stuff that benefits me
MemeKing: why are you like this
KKogane: can you guys shut up i’m trying to sleep in
Gremlin: mute the grOUP CHAT THEN
BiSmoothie: You guys are certainly something this early in the morning :/
MemeKing: cmooooon! it’s our brand, lover boy Lance!!! you can’t knock it until you’ve survived a full day in our house
PrincessOfEverything : ….survived…?
Gremlin: >:)))))
MemeKing: >:3c
BiSmoothie: Remind me to never set foot in your house. like ever.
MemeKing: awwwww :(
HunkyDorie is now chatting privately with BiSmoothie
8:55 AM
HunkyDorie: Good morning, Lance! :)
HunkyDorie: Wait are you awake yet? Oh no I’m sorry if this wakes you up! >~<
BiSmoothie: It’s okay Hunk!! I’ve been up for a while! Don’t worry buddy!
BiSmoothie: You there Hunky???
9:10 AM
HunkyDorie: Oh yeah I’m here! Sorry I had to eat a quick breakfast! :3
BiSmoothie: Oh coolio!! So how have you been?
HunkyDorie: I’ve been pretty good! Me and my parents did some last minute school shopping yesterday and I bought a couple new outfits!
BiSmoothie: OMG SEND ME PICS!!!!!
HunkyDorie: I will don’t worry!!!!
HunkyDorie sent an image
HunkyDorie sent an image
HunkyDorie sent an image
BiSmoothie: UGH ICONIC A STAN ONE (1) KING
HunkyDorie: <3
HunkyDorie: Also I bought one more thing…
HunkyDorie: But…I’m scared you’re going to think I’m weird :(
BiSmoothie: Hunky!!!! You’re not weird and I love uuuu!! If you aren’t comfy sending it to me you don’t have to but I’d love to see all of your cool ‘fits!!!
HunkyDorie: Ok I’ll send!!
HunkyDorie sent an image
BiSmoothie: THAT IS
BiSmoothie: SKIRT??? HUNK SWEETIE YOU’RE SO ADORABLE IM GONNA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
HunkyDorie: You like it? Should I wear it soon?
BiSmoothie: IF YOU WEAR IT ON THE FIRST DAY YOU’LL KILL MEEEEEE <3 <3
HunkyDorie: You are so sweet i’m gonna!! cry!! ;-; :’)
BiSmoothie: I know if the rest of my friends saw you in that outfit they would all immediately adopt you into our group you’re so soft!
HunkyDorie: Oh speaking of your friends! I’m uh,,,I think I’m ready to join the group! Lil nervous but...it’s all good.
BiSmoothie: Awesome!! I’ll add you! Just gimme a quick second, I have to make sure they aren’t talking about anything too chaotic.
9:42 AM
Gremlin sent a message to TEAAAAAAA
Gremlin: ALL IM SAYING IS THAT BASED ON THE PAST YEAR’S TRENDS, IM MORE LIKELY TO GET MORE DICK THAN KEITH
KKogane: WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF MY SEX LIFE
KKogane: wait
KKogane: wait no don’t-
KKogane: MATT. PIDGE. NEITHER OF YOU FUCKING SAY IT
MemeKing: be,,,because
KKogane: MATT I SWEAR
MemeKing: becAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST
KKogane: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HOLT
BiSmoothie: ALRIGHT CHILDREN SHUT UP
MemeKing: “children” i’m-
MemeKing: lancey lance we’re literally older than you
KKogane: you could be my baby brother
BiSmoothie: I am NOT A BABY- okay nevermind I’m here to say that…
BiSmoothie: Hunk is ready to be added!!
MemeKing: :000 the Friend!!!
PrincessOfEverything: Hunk!!!
Gremlin: cool
BiSmoothie: Here comes the man of the hour….
BiSmoothie added HunkyDorie
BiSmoothie: Hunky!!!
HunkyDorie: Hi everybody! >-<
BiSmoothie: Go easy on him guys he’s a bit shy!
MemeKing: yo hunk! i’m matt holt! my younger sister is pidge aka @Gremlin
Gremlin: hi
KKogane: sup i’m keith :>
PrincessOfEverything: Hello! I’m Allura Altea!
HunkyDorie: Wait, Altea as in…?
PrincessOfEverything: Yep! My dad is the owner of the school!
PrincessOfEverything: Wait-
PrincessOfEverything: I hope my username and that fact doesn’t make you think I’m an entitled, well, “princess”, it’s just what my dad used to describe me as!
HunkyDorie: Oh no! Judging by your conversation right now you sound really nice! I can’t wait to meet you all!
BiSmoothie: Oh hey! I know you're gonna see us all tomorrow basically but here’s a group photo of us from the last day of school last year!
BiSmoothie sent an image
BiSmoothie: Obviously that’s me on the right. Next to me is Keith (who is being very antisocial right now!), then next to him is Matt, then Pidge (who is being the same way as Mullet come on you two! :c ), and finally next to her is Allura, then her girlfriend, Romelle! She isn’t in this chat, I don’t blame her tbh
HunkyDorie: You guys all look so good! Lance really had a glow up from his elementary school years hehe…
HunkyDorie: WOW MATT I JUST NOTICED YOU’RE REALLY TALL!!!
MemeKing: it’s what the ladies, gents, and more love about me ;)
MemeKing: although to be fair, anyone looks tall compared to pidge here. she’s short as hell lmao
Gremlin: SHUT UP
BiSmoothie: I see the fearsome Pidge-beast has awoken. ready to socialize with our new friend?
Gremlin: if you make jokes about my height you will lose teeth.
HunkyDorie: I think it’s nice! And kinda cute! You get to see the world from a different view, it makes you special in your own way! :)
Gremlin: ..
Gremlin: thank you? ig.
BiSmoothie: Awwww Hunk, still the biggest softest boi ever!!
PrincessOfEverything: I know we’ll be seeing each other within 24 hours, but Hunk, may we see a picture of you as well? :3
HunkyDorie: Oh sure! Hang on let me get my face looking decent!!
HunkyDorie sent an image
KKogane: oh you’re CUTE cute
MemeKing: such an adorable boy~ <3
BiSmoothie: Hey! I’M the adorable boy here! >:( Hunk is the soft baby boy!!
PrincessOfEverything: Hunk! The lighting on your skin makes you look stunning!
Gremlin: not bad new kid
Gremlin: maybe you won’t be forever alone like my brother
MemeKing: pidgeon…. :(
HunkyDorie: You guys want another surprise? ;)
Gremlin: marty i’m scared
HunkyDorie: I’m officially in Prescott!!!
BiSmoothie: HOLY SHIT YAY BEST BOY IS HERE!!!
HunkyDorie: You probably didn’t know this Lance, but we’d actually been on the road ever since yesterday! When I was getting into bed texting you I was actually in a hotel room! My parents are some seriously motivated people. I don’t even know how long the drive was I was TIRED!
BiSmoothie: I’m so excited you’re here I could have a stroke!!!
Gremlin: lance just say you’ve had a long lasting crush on the new kid and go
BiSmoothie: i do NOT omfg
BiSmoothie: and stop calling him a kid we’re all older than you
HunkyDorie: Wait, are we not all in the same grade??
KKogane: lance you didn’t tell him this??? clownery
BiSmoothie: (shut up mullet man) But yeh! You and I are juniors, Pidge is a sophomore smol girl, and Allura, Matt, and Keith (and Romelle too of you meet her) are seniors!!
BiSmoothie: so basically you, me, and Pidge have some cool advantage hangin’ out with three tough seniors hehe
KKogane: that’s not true we just couldn’t get both of you to go away
Gremlin: KEITH MEMED
Gremlin: also rude
KKogane: don’t be the pot calling the kettle black pidge
MemeKing: don’t listen to emo keith, we like having you guys around, and hunk too :)
Gremlin: you just want to date him
MemeKing: maybe maybe not who are you to judge miss i’ve never had a boyfriend or girlfriend
Gremlin: i’m leaving for the rest of the day goodbye
MemeKing: i heard you in there punching your pillow. +1 victory for matty boy
BiSmoothie: Matt vs Keith, who will date Hunk first?
PrincessOfEverything: Anyway, since we’re all spread out in different grades, you’re most likely to have classes with Lance than any of us, unless it comes to electives.
HunkyDorie: That’s a shame ;( Well, when we pick up our schedules first day we’ll find out shall we? :)
HunkyDorie: Shoot! Gotta go! Parents need help unpacking boxes!
BiSmoothie: See you soon, Hunk!
KKogane: bye c:
MemeKing: ily already hunk
Gremlin: peace out
Gremlin is now chatting privately with IodineSodium
Gremlin: ina
Gremlin: fellow giant brained person
Gremlin: person also smarter than literally every adult
IodineSodium: Yes Pidge? Are you doing alright?
Gremlin: i need your help
IodineSodium: Of course, ask away.
Gremlin: what do you do when you’re a person like me who had no coordination with your feelings and you think you’re getting a, what my brother calls a,,,,”crush” 
IodineSodium sent an image
Gremlin: your memes are not helpful right now INA
== Trivia ==
* First appearance of Ina Leifsdottir. (Text Only)