Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus, alongside Santa Claus, battled Mary Poppins and Bert in Mrs. Claus vs Mary Poppins. She was portrayed by Alyssa Preston.
==Information on the Rapper==
Mrs. Claus (also known as Mrs. Santa Claus or Mrs. Santa) is the legendary wife of Santa Claus, the Christmas gift-bringer in Western Christmas tradition. She is known for making cookies with the elves, caring for the reindeer, and preparing toys with her husband.
==Lyrics==
(Mary's lyrics are in gold. The line said by Santa and the Stark Bannermen is in bold.)
===Verse 1===
Don’t go there, honey, the word around town
Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down!
The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest! (Hey!)
You’re a stuck-up servant, ho-ho-horribly dressed!
The biggest charity since ever, we help the masses,
With you, a couple kids get splinters in their asses! (Cheeky!)
Your rhymes are weak - you’re a low stakes player,
Come at me, freak - I’ll one-horse open slay ya!
I’m behind the scenes, but that doesn’t mean I’m dumb,
I run the workshop, keep the books, and advise my sugar plum!
I’m a baker, all about these rolls, a big broad bruiser,
Even your reflection thinks you’re a loser!
===Interlude===
I find this a bore, let's double it up.
Oh, bring it on, sister! We will mess your shit up!
[Bert and Santa Claus enter the battle]
Bert. Santa. Mary. ...Mrs.?
[Mrs. Claus hisses]
===Verse 2===
Fool, I’m real, and I’m spectacular!
This Dick can’t stick to an accent or vernacular!
Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce,
But my sack holds billions of presents at once!
The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth,
Winter is coming, I’m the “King in the North!”
Drinking one Coke a year has made us rich,
My list’s never wrong: it says you’re a bitch!
===Verse 3===
This boring British wench needs a long winter’s nap,
You’ve been a naughty girl, shut up and sit on my lap!
==Trivia==
*Mrs. Claus is the first non-Whitney Avalon character to have their actress portray a different rapper in a later battle, with Alyssa Preston going on to portray The Queen of Hearts in Queen of Hearts vs Wicked Witch.
**Alongside her, Santa's actor, Jim O'Heir, would later reprise the role as a cameo in Rapunzel & Flynn vs Anna & Kristoff, while Bert's actor, Kevin Allen, would cameo as Tim Burton in Dorothy vs Alice.