EBTV

EXTV Station In Detroit (Africa / Eritrea) 
We Too Poor To Afford TV...So We Just Use EBT Instead!
We Too Poor To Afford Toilet Paper...So We Just Use Toilet Pencils!
We Too Poor To Afford Antonio's Pizza...So We Just Buy Tony's Crust!
We Too Poor To Afford Video Embeds, So Here's a CLip Of The EBTV: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkbMsxr0mJ0
Shows:
Multi-Family Unit Apartment With No Heat & Hot Water Included
We Can't Cook So My Mom Made Mac-'N' Cheese But She Added No cheese In It So It Crunshy & burnt
Our Satellite Dishes Broke So We Turnt The The Dish & Broke It
I Dig 4 My Wallet In Da Dollar Store cuzI Bought Ranch Dressing and Kool Aid Snack's & Found Couple CVS Recepits & Credic Card But I Can't Use It Cuz 500 Credit Score So I Dig For My Food Stamp's But I Only Got Two Food Stamps So I Walk Out Da Store w/ Nothing
Shirtless Man Carryin Som bottles Down da street 
Chicken Wings TV And KFC TV