He Who Does Not Work

is the ninth episode of SpongeBob's Seventh Heaven.
==Synopsis==
The gang get jobs.
==Transcript==
Tobias: guys who the FUCK turned off the internet
Mr. Krabs: were you winning son?
Tobias: NO I WAS LOSING AND IM STILL MAD
Peppa: we didn't pay the internet bill sorry tobias
Sandy: lmao poor
Tobias: YOU MEAN YOU PAID THE WATER BILL AND NOT THE INTERNET BILL?????
George: ASSHOLE WE NEED WATER TO LIVE
Tobias: WELL I NEED THE VICTORY ROYALE TO LIVE
Plankton: where's your parents shouldn't they be paying the bills
Peppa: well-
(Man Ray's Evil Sex Dungeon)
Man Ray: welcome back class today we're going on a field trip
Patrick: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Daddy Pig: HAVE MY BABIES MAN RAY
Mummy Pig: EXCUSE ME????????
(Home)
George: sounds like we need jobs then
SpongeBob:
George: all of us
Sandy: fuck that i ain't going back to work
Tobias: what are jobs and do they pay in vbucks
Alex: yeah youre definitely getting a job outside
Larry: how are we supposed to get jobs when we can't touch anything
Sandy: LARRY IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO BEING A LAZY FUCK BE MY GUEST
Larry: NO I WAS JUST ASKING HOW WE WERE-
Alex: stupid ass how are you even talking then since you don't vocal cords or lungs
Larry:
===esports tournament===
Geoff Keighley: WELCOME GAMERS i am a gamer ITS TIME FOR A BIG GAMING EVENT gamers
Matan: Before we start I'd like to dedicate this e-sports tournament to my reformed orthodox-
Geoff: *shoots Matan* I'M SO GLAD WE HAVE SUCH A LARGE CAPTIVE AUDIENCE
Dirty Bubble: CAPTIVE IS RIGHT LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE
Geoff: AND HERE ARE OUR COMPETITORS
SpongeBob: you're going down peppa
Peppa: eh probably
Gary: meow
Geoff: THE FIRST MATCH OF THE DAY IS PEPPA VS SPONGEBOB
SpongeBob: GARY GETS A FREE PASS TO THE FINALS?????????
Gary: meow
SpongeBob: FUCK YOU TOO THEN
Peppa: what game are we playing
Geoff: nickelodeon block party
Peppa: HOW DO YOU MAKE AN ESPORT OUT OF MARIO PARTY??????
Geoff: DOESNT MATTER LET THE GAME BEGIN
(one match later)
Geoff: AND THE WINNER IS ROCKY
Patrick: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peppa: gg
SpongeBob: i cant believe it
Gary: hey papa bob didn't you dissasemble peppa's controller before the match even began in order to ensure she lost
SpongeBob: YOU TALK????
Peppa: SPONGEBOB YOU DID WHAT
Geoff: thats embarassing bro how do you cheat and lose
SpongeBob: i must go i think jesus wants to speak to me *flies away*
Patrick: run spunk Bob run
===Burger King===
Mr. Krabs: hello yes i would like to apply for the position of ceo
CEO: WHAT THE FUCK A GHOST
Employee: sorry sir but you can't apply for the position of ceo
Mr. Krabs: AND WHY NOT????
Employee: well first of all your dead
Mr. Krabs: AND SO WILL YOU BY THE TIME IM DONE WITH YOU-
Plankton: eugene what have we discussed about killing civillians
Mr. Krabs: only do it in church
Plankton: exactly
Employee: ok sirs if your done here i've got more orders to fuck up sooooooooo *gets shot*
Plankton: yeah this is a burger king all right
Mr. Krabs: who was that
Alex:
Plankton: alex why
Alex: bastard gave me a girls' toy in my kids meal
Plankton: AREN'T YOU 12 WHY ARE YOU ORDERING KIDS MEALS
Alex: cheap plastic toy
===Twitch===
Sandy: howdy y'all welcome to the stream
Tobias: play fortnite
Sandy: fuck that we playing papa's burgeria
Larry: didn't flash shut down how are you going to play it
Sandy: the same way i played your mom: plug-ins
Twitch Chat: L
Tobias: sandy i suggest turning off chat before the goon squad shows up
Sandy: my vtuber avatar is a man i think i'll be fine
(Game loads)
Sandy: chat if i go day 1 without fucking up anyone's orders larry has to give me 20000000000000000000000 gifted subs
Larry: DONT I GET A SAY IN THIS DEAL
Sandy: bitch ass fuck youre lucky to even be a twitch mod because you have no talent hoes or money
Wally: hello young lady
Marty:
Wally: i would like a burger with mayo onion and tomato please
Sandy: nasty ass thats all the worst toppings
Larry: hop off onions
Sandy: fitting because onions and your presence are the only things in life that make me cry
Tobias: don't you mean afterlife because youre dead *rimshot*
Sandy: chat all in favor of banning tobias
Twitch Chat: agreed
Tobias: WAIT NO *gets banned*
Sandy: ok here's his disgusting ass burger
Larry: SANDY YOU MADE THE CUM BURGER WHY
Sandy: im not subjecting this poor senile man to onions
Wally: *drumroll* 100% on everything i love it
Larry: YOU DIDNT EVEN DO THE RIGHT ORDER
Sandy: cum burger trumps all
Twitch Chat: give us the subs larry
Larry: fine *gifts subs* WAIT I GIFTED TIER 3 SUBS NO
Sandy: STUPID ASS
Peppa: guys i'm back i just castrated spongebob- WHO THE FUCK JUST GIFTED 20 MILLION SUBS ON TWITCH
Larry:
Peppa: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG ITS GOING TO TAKE US TO MAKE THAT MONEY BACK
Sandy: don't worry y'all i got this *clears throat* im an eighteen year old gamer girl
Fred: GOON SQUAD ASSEMBLE
Kevin:
Tiddles the Tortoise:
Daddy Pig:
Sandy: and would you look at that i just made 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 thousand million dollars on my first day streaming
Larry: there's no such thing as a thousand million
Sandy: yes there is dumbass its called a billion
Peppa: dumb fuck if you ever went to school you would know
George: *calling from home* GUYS THE POWER'S BACK ON WE DID IT
Sandy: FUCK YOU MEAN "WE DID IT" YOU AINT DO SHIT
George: i've been doing back breaking labor
Peppa: where are you working
George: the catholic church
Peppa: welp he's never coming home
Sandy: nice knowing ya george
the end
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