Obvious Reasons

Obvious Reasons are used to describe something for which the reasons are obvious. If said obvious reasons are not immediately comprehended by those to whom the message is relayed, they may be ignorant, or outright mental midgets (Kaizers are exempt to the second definition). It is often mistakenly believed that although oneself does consider said reasons to be obvious, others might not; this has been proven to be false, and all scientists leaning towards this school of thought have been mysteriously deprived of their doctorates and, in some cases, their cheese products and spirits.
== See also ==
* Obiviously
Category:Kaizerian Dictionary