絶対敵対メチャキライヤー (Zettai Tekitai Mecha Kirai yaa)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Hatsune Miku	KAFU	Both
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
何回言っても聞く耳持たない 	nankai itte mo kiku mimi motanai 	No matter how many times I say it, he’ll never listen;
不勉強アウトサイダー 	fubenkyou autosaidaa 	A lackadaisical outsider!
廊下全力ダッシュそこの君止まりなさい 	rouka zenryoku dasshu soko no kimi tomarinasai 	You run down the halls as fast as you can, “Stop that!”
だから止まりなさい 	dakara tomarinasai 	“I said, stop that.”
 	 	
あーうるさいなんだよ 急いでんだよ 	aa urusai nanda yo isoide nda yo 	“Gahh, why won’t you shut up? I’m in a hurry.
わざわざ暇なんですか？ 	wazawaza hima nan desu ka? 	Why’re you spending your free time here?
誰もいないしこれぐらいいいだろ 	dare mo inai shi kore gurai ii daro 	There’s nobody here, so it’s fine, right?
君に構う暇はないからじゃあね 	kimi ni kamau hima wa nai kara jaane 	I don’t have time for you, so see ya!”
 	 	
ねえねえちょっと聞いてんの 	nee nee chotto kiiten no 	“Wait wait, hold on, listen to me!
風紀を乱すなって言ってんの 	fuuki o midasu natte itten no 	I’m telling you to stop flouting discipline!”
あーはいはいもうわかりました 	aa hai hai mou wakarimashita 	“Ahh, right, right! I get it now.
まー聞く気はないけどね 	maa kiku ki wa nai kedo ne 	Well, not that I have any intention of listening.”
 	 	
いやほんと 	iya honto 	Seriously though,
お前なんかめっちゃ嫌いだ！ 	omae nanka meccha kirai da! 	I really hate you!
怒っちゃってんのあーらざまみろ 	okocchatten no aara zamamiro 	Oh, did I piss you off? Serves you right!
いや絶対に俺の方が上って言って競ってまたギラギラ 	iya zettai ni ore no hou ga ue tte itte kisotte mata giragira 	“No, I’m definitely so much better than you!” we glare at each other, competing once again
 	 	
一体なんの為になるのやら 	ittai nan no tame ni naru no yara 	I have no idea what the hell this is all about
ド勤勉真面目ヤクザ 	dokinben majime yakuza 	A diligent, earnest Yakuza
少しルール破ったぐらいでキレすぎだろ 	sukoshi ruuru yabutta gurai de kiresugi daro 	“He gets all mad at me just for breaking a few little rules…
ほんとしつこいわー 	honto shitsukoi waa 	He’s so persistent!”
 	 	
あーほらまたやってるまた破ってる 	aa hora mata yatteru mata yabutteru 	Oh, look. He’s at it again, breaking them again
学習してないようで 	gakushuu shitenai you de 	It looks like he never learns
シャツも出てるわネクタイ緩いわで 	shatsu mo deteru wa nekutai yurui wa de 	His shirts hanging out and his tie is loose
親の顔が見てみたいもんですな 	oya no kao ga mite mitai mon desu na 	“I’d love to see the look on your parents’ faces.”
 	 	
あーそうですかい 	aa sou desu kai 	“Oh, is that right?”
今度したら絶対許しません 	kondo shitara zettai yurushimasen 	“Say that one more time–I won’t forgive you.”
 	 	
いやほんと 	iya honto 	Seriously though,
お前なんかめっちゃ嫌いだ！ 	omae nanka meccha kirai da! 	I really hate you!
怒っちゃいるが笑顔は隠せない 	okoccha iru ga egao wa kakusenai 	I’m angry, but I can’t help but smile
いや絶対に仲良くとかしないって言って睨んでまたゲラゲラ 	iya zettai ni nakayoku toka shinai tte itte nirande mata geragera	“No, I’m never gonna be your friend,” we glare at each other but burst into laughter
 	 	
ヘイヘイ坊っちゃん捕まえてごらんなさい 	hei hei bocchan tsukamaete gorannasai 	“O, your highness! Catch me if you can!”
だから廊下は走るなって何回言えば 	dakara rouka wa hashiruna tte nankai ieba 	“How many times have I told you not to run in the halls!?”
なあどうした優等生負けを認めますか 	naa doushita yuutousei make o mitomemasu ka 	“What’s the matter, smarty? Finally admitting defeat?”
どうやら全く反省してないようですね 	douyara mattaku hansei shitenai you desu ne 	“Looks like you didn’t learn your lesson at all…”
 	 	
ねえねえちょっと聞いてんの 	nee nee chotto kiiten no 	“Wait wait, hold on, listen to me!
頭に血でも上っちゃってんの 	atama ni chi demo nobocchatten no 	Have you blown your top or something?”
あーはいはいもう分かりました 	aa hai hai mou wakarimashita 	“Ahh, right, right! I get it now!
もうブチ切れちゃうからね 	mou buchigirechau kara ne 	Yeah, I’m pissed off beyond belief!”
 	 	
ありったけ全部巻き込んでドタバタ 	arittake zenbu makikonde dotabata 	Noisily running around, putting everything we’ve got into it
破壊転倒非行でめちゃくちゃ 	hakai tentou hikou de mechakucha 	Chaotic with destruction, missteps, and delinquency
もう一切のものは見ずに一つの敵と戦うのだ 	mou issai no mono wa mizu ni hitotsu no teki to tatakau no da 	No more looking at the big picture, it’s one enemy at a time
いやマジでお前なんかめっちゃ嫌いだ！ 	iya maji de omae nanka meccha kirai da! 	No, seriously, I really hate you more than anything!
この先もずっとずっと嫌いだ！ 	kono saki mo zutto zutto kirai da! 	That’s right, I’ll hate you forever and ever!
んで制裁食らって 	nde seisai kuratte 	Then both of us get caught,
仲直りって言った五秒後にはメラメラ 	nakanaori tte itta gobyougo ni wa meramera 	and five seconds after we’ve said “let’s make up,” we’ve burst into flames again.
==External Links==
*Google Drive - Off vocal
*piapro - Lyrics
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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