Be Cooler To Your School

Musical guest - Peter Bjorn and John (with surprise guest Victoria Bergsman)
guest star - Cameron Mathison, Penn Badgley, Minka Kelly and Jason Priestley
Cold open - In Lot K Studio, during the recording of The Henry & June Show, someone broke her arm, who will guest host the show?
Act 5 - audience members (played by Zachary Gordon, Blake Michael and Robert Capron) introduce Peter Bjorn and John
== Quotes ==
Henry: stay tuned for something very special for our friends guest hosting
June: right after a brand new episode of Sniz and Fondue starring Cameron Mathison of All My Children
That was a new episode of Sniz and Fondue, everybody
Now we’ll let the audience members do the talking
audience member (Teala): Yo, what's up, ladies and gentlemen?
audience member (Zachary): Please welcome today's guest host, our network executive, Fred Stockdale!
Audience: [confused murmuring] What? Boo! 
audience members (Zachary, Amber and Teala): Put your hands together for Stockdale the pianist! 
Fred Stockdale: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
… Hi-diddle-dee-day
An actor's life is gay
It's great to be a celebrity
An actor's life for me
… Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun
… An actor's life for me
Here’s action league now, starring Gossip Girl star Penn Badgley
Henry: Please welcome The Henry & June Show's new guest host, my mum!
Lois: Thank you! Now here’s some impressions of characters that I made for you
audience members (Zachary, Amber and Teala): And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Jimmy McGee! 
(Their sidekick makes a triumphant entrance)
Jimmy McGee: [exaggeratedly loud] Are you ready to laugh?
Audience: yeah! 
Jimmy McGee: I said, are you ready to laugh?
Audience: (loudly) yeah! 
You know, is so cheap
It can only be a brand new episode of Prometheus and Bob, featuring Jason Priestley
Erica: How 'bout giving me a little intro there, Dawn S?
Dawn: Introducing the energetic TV show host around...
Erica: [from behind the curtain] You forgot "unique-est"!
Dawn: The energetic unique-est female TV show host of all time... Erica Silver!
(Music plays as she comes out on stage, showing off her dance moves to the audience)
Erica: Annie, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom
You've been hit by
You've been hit by a smooth criminal
Ow!
(crowd cheers wildly)
Erica: Say, little missy, you notice any trouble around my arm?
Dawn: Nary a bit
For the second time, get ready to be blown away by the Offbeats, featuring the actress who rose to fame for her role as Lyla Garrity on the NBC drama series Friday Night Lights, Minka Kelly
audience member (Blake): Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far. 
audience member (Zachary): Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for tonight’s musical guest
audience members (Zachary, Blake and Robert Capron): Peter Bjorn and John!
(crowd cheers)
Peter Bjorn and John: If I told you things I did before, told you how I used to be
Would you go along with someone like me?
If you knew my story word for word, had all of my history
Would you go along with someone like me?
Heard it before and had my share, it didn't lead nowhere
Victoria Bergsman: I would go along with someone like you
It doesn't matter what you did, who you were hanging with
We could stick around and see this night through
Together: And we don't care about the young folks
Talking 'bout the young style
And we don't care about the old folks
Talking 'bout the old style too
And we don't care about our own folks
Talking 'bout our own stuff
All we care about is talking
Talking only me and you
Usually when things has gone this far, people tend to disappear
No one will surprise me unless you do
I can tell there's something going on, hours seems to disappear
Everyone is leaving, I'm still with you
It doesn't matter what we do, where we are going to
We can stick around and see this night through
And we don't care about the young folks
Talking 'bout the young style
And we don't care about the old folks
Talking 'bout the old style too
And we don't care about our own folks
Talking 'bout our own stuff
All we care about is talking
Talking only me and you
And we don't care about the young folks
Talking 'bout the young style
And we don't care about the old folks
Talking 'bout the old style too
And we don't care about our own folks
Talking 'bout our own stuff
All we care about is talking
Talking only me and you
Talking only me and you
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