The Recruitment

"The Recruitment" is the fifth episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 5th overall.
==Plot==
Carl and Stan begin recruiting people to mutiny against Box Productions.
==Transcript==
[Cuts to Carl and Stan in the Box Productions bathroom, we only see the outside of the stalls as to cover for nudity and such.]
Carl: Dude, I can’t take this anymore, at this point I'm peeing blood from all these jobs.
Stan: Maybe we anonymously submit a form about the Interns quality of work into the human resources department.
Carl: Yes!
[We hear a plop then cut to the short title sequence. We then cut to them folding up a document and putting it in an envelope, we then show them acting casual as they quickly slip the envelope into the mailbox of the Human Resources department. We then cut to them in the breakroom the next day, FireMatch pops through the door.]
FireMatch: Carl? Stan? The boss would like to see you.
Stan: Why?
FireMatch: I dunno.
[They both follow FireMatch out the door, we then cut to CrazySponge’s office, they both enter in, a bunch of lawyers and the human resources guy, Parad0xGamerYT.]
CrazySponge: So. What’s this?
Carl: Why do you know?
Parad0xGamerYT: Well I told him about it and I needed proof so I gave him the documents.
Stan: But this is a serious iss-
Lawyer #1: Don’t talk when they’re talking!
CrazySponge: Okay, here’s the thing, our company is breaking many regulations and frankly, fuck logic. You see this?
[One of the lawyers breaks out a lighter, flicks it on and begins burning the document.]
CrazySponge: You attempt to get this out to the public and you will have consequences, I have people everywhere and who’s gonna believe you anyway? Everyone believes me, i’m Crazy-fucking-Sponge. Now get the hell out of my office before I lock you back in the secret room.
[Carl and Stan both leave CrazySponge’s office. We then cut to them in the break room.]
Stan: Now what? We’re fucked!
Carl: Not if we know of others who hate the company's working conditions.
Stan: What do you mean?
Carl: Follow me.
[We then cut to them walking into the new extension of Box Productions being the writer’s room for SBFW Go!, the sign next to the door on the writer’s room saying “SBFW Go!” with “SpongeBob ‘n Stuff” scribbled out above, there are many writers typing away on their computers, writing scripts and such, they approach one of them.]
Carl: Hey Thomas.
[Thomas stops typing on his computer, grabs a towel and wipes away the sweat from his forehead and turns to the two.]
Thomas: Oh hey you’re the new interns.
Carl: How’s the move to Box Productions been treating you?
Thomas: (leans in and whispers) fucking horrible. I miss working on other spin-offs and writing SBFW Go! Is something I don't want on my resume.
Carl: How would you feel if we (begins whispering to him) sabotaged the company?
[We reveal to show one of the writers is listening while writing slower.]
Thomas: Oh that’d be amazing.
Stan: Meet us after work at my house.
[Carl and Stan walk away, Thomas resumes typing on his computer, We then cut to later in the day, they’re in the lunchroom, FireMatch walks up to them.]
FireMatch: The boss wants to see you two again.
Carl: What this time?
FireMatch: I don’t know, the lawyers aren’t there this time though.
[We then cut to CrazySponge’s office, they both walk in.]
Carl: What the hell?
FireMatch: What?
[Camera reveals lawyers.]
Carl: You said they wouldn’t be here this time.
FireMatch: Oh, those aren’t lawyers, they’re super lawyers.
Stan: “Super lawyers?”
FireMatch: They deal with extreme problems with the company.
[FireMatch sits down. CrazySponge in his spinny chair rotates 180 degrees to face them.]
CrazySponge: So. You want to sabotage my company.
Carl: Whaat? Pfft no!
CrazySponge: You guys realize I have security cameras everywhere right?
Stan: Shit!
CrazySponge: But they didn’t pick up on your little plans, no. An anonymous tipster named Charles Bellfield told me about your little plan.
Carl: Charles?!
Charles: (pops up from behind a lawyer) God dammit.
[Immediately cuts to Jasbre typing on his computer in his office, we hear his thoughts]
Jasbre: God dammit. God dammit…. Heinz.
[Immediately cut back to the scene.]
CrazySponge: Matchy, bring in Thomas.
[Matchy walks out and immediately walks back in as Thomas follows.]
Thomas: You wanted to see me sir?
CrazySponge: You’re fired.
Thomas: WHAT?!
CrazySponge: I mean, it’s clear you don’t want to work here when you plan to sabotage my company, so, scoot scoot!
[Thomas walks out of the room sad.]
CrazySponge: And you two? You’re suspended for 1 month.
Stan: Wait, why?
CrazySponge: Because I have some plans for you, Thomas was just 1 of 12 writers I can easily dispose.
[He points to a mailbox behind him saying “writer’s resumes” filled to the brim.]
CrazySponge: So, after today you are ordered to stay the FUCK away from here as you will not be in work for 1 month. Get out.
[They both leave his office mad. We then cut to Thomas, Carl and Stan at Stan’s house, later in that day after the work day finished.]
Carl: Well fuck, not only are we gonna be fucked over but Thomas, you lost your job!
Thomas: It’s okay my brother is a manager at Taco Bell he can get me a temporary job there.
Stan: Well now what, we still need a computer coding genius to help us with this plan.
Carl: Why a computer coding genius?
Stan: You know, in case we need to do something to the actual servers and sites, and like in the movies, also it’s a nice prevention in case those damn security cameras get anything.
Carl: Thomas do you happen to know anyone like this?
Thomas: Well… I might know a guy.
[We then cut to a guy named Gary eating a sub inside the subway, they’re all sitting in the same booth.]
Gary: Okay, I'll join in, only if I can kick CrazySponge in the testicles.
Stan: Why?
Thomas: He stole his coding style for the company website and fired him when he attempted to leak that to the public, he had the style patented too.
Carl: Jesus christ.
Stan: What’s with this guy and stealing?
Thomas: He doesn’t like to work for a portfolio he prefers to buy and steal, believe me i’ve worked for him for a few weeks and knew about his method for years.
Gary: So, when do we start?
[Gary takes another bite of his sandwich. We cut to the end credits with “Sabotage” by Beastie Boys playing, the credits end and we cut to Carl and Stan about to leave the Box Productions HQ for the month, FireMatch interrupts them exiting.]
FireMatch: The boss wants to see you two again.
Carl: What ‘’this time?’’
FireMatch: I don’t know, but our lawyers aren’t here this time.
[We then cut to CrazySponge’s office, they both walk in.]
Stan: What the fuck.
[Camera reveals Jasbre and lawyers, along with CrazySponge.]
FireMatch: Hey, I didn’t say ‘’our’’ lawyers.
Jasbre: Here’s a cease and desist on referencing “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys. I own that song. It’s mine. NO REFERENCES!!!
[Carl and Stan both look at each other, end beat from “Sabotage” by Beastie Boys plays, end episode.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
==Trivia==
* This is the last episode with DanzxvFan8275 as producer.
** He is promoted to supervising producer with the following episode, with Cicicicity joining and taking the producer role.
* This is the first extended episode.
==Reviews==
*C+ - This episode just feels like it only exists to set up another, somethimg that could have been easily done on any of the other episodes. The characters are uninteresting, and the humour isn't anything we haven't seen from the show before. - 
*A - was actually funny and progressed the story - mr crazy-fucking-sponge himself
*A - remember when crazy was an average joe? ~ Cobain&Co.
*B+ - Actually has a good story for once. Best episode so far... again. ~ FireMatch
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