SpongeBob's Awakening

SpongeBob's Awakening is a short written by for Spin-Off Kings.
== Transcript ==
(the short begins with SpongeBob sexually moaning on the toilet)
SpongeBob: UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (he poops a baby out)
Baby: (crying) WAAAAAAAAA!!!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm gay!
(the camera zooms out, revealing that Patrick is in the bathroom with him, and has been watching him the entire time)
Patrick: I'm gay too!
SpongeBob and Patrick: We can be gay too!
Baby: I screwed your mother!
SpongeBob: Oh.
Baby: Boo!
Patrick: (screaming) AAAHHH!
SpongeBob: It's OK, Patrick. That's just my P-P!
Patrick: I thought it was a table.
SpongeBob: C'mon baby, time for your shower!
Baby: No!
SpongeBob: OK then! What do you wanna do then?
Baby: Rap.
SpongeBob: You can't rap, bae-bee! That's unenforced! 
Baby: Oh.
Patrick: You can rap on my armpits though!
Baby: OK! (he raps on Patrick's armpits)
Patrick: That feels intelligent!
SpongeBob: Wait a sec, Patrick! This short is too ecologically aware for FireMatch! It needs a Travis joke!
Patrick: Travis likes butts! (the three laugh and SpongeBob wakes up)
SpongeBob: What the? Oh... That was one wonderful dream!
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