The Clerman Clones - Episode 4

Sensei Professor Clerman has disappeared and stuff! Looks like it's up to the Clerman Clones to find him!
== Transcript ==
(roll Clerman Clones opening credits)
(cut to their headquarters)
DAVID: Holy cow, guys! Sensei Professor Clerman has disappeared!
MICHAEL: Dude, that's totally... bogacious and stuff!
CLONE #3: No, it isn't, Michael. We have to find out where the Professor is post-haste.
TOUGH CLONE: Hey, I've got a better idea. Let's just forget about that dick-face and get on with our lives.
CLONE #3: This is the Professor we're talking about here- maybe you should try being a little more ma-ture?
TOUGH CLONE: Maybe you should try licking my clone-hole.
CLONE #3: Well, maybe I will!
MICHAEL: Dudes, stop the fighting! David is crying over there!
(cut to David, not crying)
DAVID: No, I'm not.
(Tough Clone walks over, carrying a box of tissues)
TOUGH CLONE: Aw, does the crybaby want some tissues? For his tears?! Hmmmmmm? (David says nothing; T.C. hits David, sending him off-screen)
CLONE #3: OK, that's enough tom-foolering around for today. We have to get down to business.
TOUGH CLONE: I got down to your mom's business last night!
MICHAEL: Dude, that's totally... awesome-matical...
TOUGH CLONE: Shut up, you freaking drug addict.
(enter November)
NOVEMBER: Hey, Clerman Clones! What's going on in here?
CLONE #3: Terrible news, November! Professor Clerman seems to have disappeared, as if someone stole him! I thi-
NOVEMBER: I know where he is!
CLONE #3: ... What?
NOVEMBER: I heard the information from my news desk... cuz I was reporting news at the time.
MICHAEL: Well, then, why are we wasting time here, dudes? Come on, dudes and dudettes! Let's go to the dudemobile so we can save that dude, dude!
NOVEMBER: Yeah, let's go, guys!
(everyone leaves, except for November, who just stands there; after a while, Clone #3 comes back)
CLONE #3: Are you coming, or what?
NOVEMBER: (gibberish)
(one transition screen later, the clones (now armed) and November are at some warehouse or something)
NOVEMBER: According to these data reports, Professor Clerman... should be somewhere on the east side. There he is.
(pan a few feet to the right to reveal Professor Clerman)
PROFESSOR CLERMAN: Hello.
CLONE #3: For the record, Professor, it was MY idea to find you.
DAVID: Hey, this seems a little TOO easy. Almost as if it's a trap!
CLONE #3: Oh, shut up. You're just jealous!
(we see November now has a shotgun)
NOVEMBER: Actually, it IS a trap! Because I was behind it... and now I will destroy you all!
MICHAEL: Dude, this is totally... suck-acious! You know?
CLONE #3: Shoot him first, please.
NOVEMBER: Ha ha, just kidding! (she drops the gun) This isn't even a real gun! Gotcha!
(Tough Clone walks up behind her and snaps her neck)
TOUGH CLONE: That's what you get for messing with the Clerman Clones, bitch!
(the others stare)
TOUGH CLONE: What?
(roll end credits, that falter at the Keentoons logo)
== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on the double 'oo' on the word "toons."
: TOUGH CLONE: (looking at November) I gotta get me one of those jumpsuits.
== Fun Facts ==
* The loading screen at the beginning of the video says 'cloading'.
*If you watch the flash file vertically, right after November says "I heard the information from my newsdesk", you can see the words "shut" & "up" on her eyes.
* On Newgrounds, Ed Atlin's alias is "YellowJumpsuit".
*When November says some gibberish in the episode it sounds like she might be saying something backwards, but she isn't.
== References ==
* This special is based on the cartoon show Teenage Mutant Ninjas Turtles. A couple of reasons being: 
**November is a funny rip-off of April O'Neil, the Turtles best friend who's a news reporter and a hot babe.
**The personalities of the Clones resemble those of the Turtles; Dave is smart like Donatello, the one with the Red Bandanna is a badass/jerk like Raphael, Mike is a party dude like Michelangelo and the other one is obviously the leader like Leonardo). 
**Each clone has a color that corresponds to the bandana mask of the turtle they're based on; the Donatello clone has a purple bow tie, the Raphael clone has a red bandana, the Michelangelo clone has orange hair, and the Leonardo clone has a blue tie.
**Their weapons also match each turtle; The Michelangelo clone has a nunchuck, the Donatello clone has a sword, the Raphael clone has a sai, and the Donatello clone has a stick (in place of a bo staff, which is pretty much a stick).
**The font use for "Clone" in the intro looks exactly how "Turtle" is written in the show.
**The episode's page title 'Clerman Power' is a reference to the Ninja Turtles tagline 'Turtle Power!'.
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