Champions Crash

:The following deck is a legacy deck. It has lost its potency, either due to nerfs or power creep, but was still significant enough to warrant posting.
Once upon a time, there was a sacred deck that was so overpowered, it was nearly impossible for the developers to think of a way to nerf it due to the nature of the deck. The last words of an individual who fought it was... "[heck] YOU MARIO!"
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== Stats ==
Name:Champions Crash 	"Why cant i play the game?"
Creator:Damarioguy 	The biggest [bundle of sticks] you will ever fight in Blox Cards.
Deck Colors:Green/Red	clearlythisisanalarsdeckxdimsofunnyandoriginalkillme
Deck Type:Cancer 	Because it will make you want to die.
Goldfish: 1-5 	Technically longer if they don't forfeit or leave, but this is when you most likely will get the win combo.
Consistency: 5/5 	You're basically assured to get at least two of your crash combo cards in your opening hand... unless soulsearch hacks you.
Complexity: 1/5 	Literally the easiest thing ever. Just freeze the game, and they lose.
Accessibility: 4.5/5 	Only one Epic. Everything else is Rare and below.
Versatility: 5/5 	How the hell does one counter "freeze the game on turn 1"?
Popularity: 1/5 	Blame the fun police.
== Decklist ==
 
FIGHTERS
DataRaven x2
FatherChristmaz x4
Cowboy x3
Odin x2
WoodReviewer x1
Burglar x4
Mrbeanbean2 x4
Meeboid Champion x3
Saiier x3
Nicolas1015 x2
Friend Request Spammer x4
Baby Noob x4
DominiusConfabricor x3
ACTIONS
Broken Dreams x1
== How to Play ==
Whenever possible, play a champion, and then a card that will affect either players life at the end of the turn. Then simply end the turn and you win. This happens because the champion destroys the life affecting card before its effect actually happens. The destroyed card will still try to carry out its effect, but due to it no longer existing on the field, it endlessly tries to modify the life, resulting in a hand and field softlock. The only way for them to be free is to either forfeit, or leave the game. If said card(s) try to affect players life twice, it softlocks the entire game, preventing the forfeit option from even working, and forcing them to leave the game to escape it. To be able to tell when the game actually ends, open the F9 console, and wait for something saying "REDRAWING SIDEBAR CONTENTS" to show up twice. This will signify that the game has ended. Continue to stay in the game until you see the message. That will tell you when its safe to leave the server, as you will probably have gotten a win. NOTE: MAKE SURE YOU PLAY CHAMPIONS CARD FIRST, THEN THE CARD THAT AFFECTS OPPONENTS HEALTH.
== How to Beat ==
Pray that the almighty fun police Myrmiredon is in the server and he will boot the user of this deck to the shadow realm... maybe.
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Category:Legacy Decks