Adaptive traits

Adaptive traits make ostrilopes more likely to survive, although our kind and benevolent leader Smarret Gith thinks that this is not entertaining enough. Whenever an ostrilope develops an adaptive trait, Smarret Gith will release all the forces of Natural Selection on that one poor ostrilope.
== The Ostrilope Uprising ==
You may have heard that Smarret Gith is now 6 feet under. This is not true. In fact, he is actually 1,000,000,000 feet over. The ostrilopes with adaptive traits got very very mad at our benevolent leader for killing them, and put him into a drop pod and reversed time, sending him 1,000,000,000 feet into the air.
== Non-Adaptive Traits ==
Non-adaptive traits are traits that make ostrilopes less likely to survive. Ostrilopes with non-adaptive traits are favored by Smarret Gith, as he finds their deaths very pleasing.
== The Ostrilope Civil War ==
Planet Amplify is now at the verge of Civil war between adaptive and non-adaptive traited ostrilopes. The adaptive traited ostrilopes want Smarret Gith gone for good (regardless of his benevolence) and the non-adaptive traited ostrilopes want him to return. They are now engaged in a staring contest, which the ostrilopes with adative traits are probably gonna win, since the ones with non-adaptive traits will most likely die before its over.
== List of Ostriplopes with non-adaptive traits ==
* Jerry