Episode 2799

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Bob asks Oscar why he's holding up a STOP sign. Oscar tells him that he's currently stopping something and finds it hard to describe what's being stopped. He decides to show Bob instead and lowers the sign. Suddenly, Bob gets caught in a large stampede of animals (scored by the "William Tell Overture").
 	Cartoon 	Stop! (Moving Colored STOP signs in fast-motion)
 	Film 	Bus trip around town (guitar soundtrack)
 	Cartoon 	M for Mail
 	Cast / Muppets	Olivia sings about her "One Two Blues" with two Anything Muppets.
 	Animation 	A square tries to fit in a similarly-shaped part of a large geometric shape.
 	SCENE 2 	Bob now finds Oscar counting backwards from 10, with a counter in the corner of the screen. Once he reaches 0, the animal stampede returns to sweep up Bob.
 	Cartoon 	The Ringmaster displays 12 fluttering finches.
center 	Muppets 	Ernie is tossing and turning in bed. He sings to the viewers how he feels "When Bert's Not Here."
 	Film 	Slide puzzle - boy
 	Cartoon 	A girl explains the concept of relativity by explaining how her house is a part of a neighborhood, the neighborhood is part of a city, the city is part of a country, etc.
center 	Muppets 	Spaceship SurpriseThe crew lands on the Planet CH, where they are greeted by Chunky Cheese.
 	Cartoon 	C is for Cowboy
 	SCENE 3 	Bob keeps his distance from Oscar, who wants to ask him an important question. Bob goes home and gets a phone call from Oscar, asking about his apartment number. Bob tells him it's #2B and soon after, a pig (David Rudman) arrives to confirm the address. When Bob says yes, the pig yells, "THIS IS IT!" and the animal stampede runs through his door.
 	Cartoon 	The boss of Muzby's Treetop Flowers tells his secretary that he doesn't want any calls unless they're important. Employee Henry tries to make an important call while hanging out on a limb.
 	Song 	"Playground Map Song"
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	Are you the monster that ate the television?
 	Song 	Luis sings "Three of These Kids" -- three kids are playing basketball, and one is playing baseball.
 	Cartoon 	Cat / fat / hat / sat / rat / bat / scat / splat / flat / patVoice: Daws Butler
 	SCENE 4 	Flo Bear and Gladys the Cow cooperate to write a story called "The Little Girl." Throughout the process, Gladys suggests a cow be mentioned whenever Flo uses a simile, as she feels a cow is the best animal for each example. Flo has to keep correcting her until she gives in and says the girl can moo like a cow.
 	Cartoon 	"Ladybugs' Picnic"
 	Cast 	(Same and Different) Maria and Linda dress the same, then Linda dresses differently.
 	Animation 	M / m (Gordon voiceover)
 	Film 	Children dance to different rhythms from around the world.
 	Animation 	"We Are Kids From Far and Wide": A girl describes the preparation for the Galungan festival in Bali, Indonesia.
 	SCENE 5 	Forgetful Jones returns to the street after a tiring day of cowpoke work (poking cows) and tries to sit in a chair Gordon has just painted. Gordon stops him before he can, when Forgetful notices Gordon has some paint somewhere on his face, but can't remember the name. Gordon finally wipes the paint off his nose and Forgetful sits down in the wet chair, feeling tuckered out from all that remembering.
 	Cartoon 	A flea sets up camp on a dog.Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	Film 	Old bottles are made into new bottles at a recycling plant.Music: "Black Eyed Peas" by Graham Preskett
 	Cartoon 	The Bridgekeeper: Square
 	Muppets 	"M-M-M Monster Meal"
 	Cartoon 	A man teaches his dog Rover how to read the word SIT.
 	Film 	Some kids watch a film of a man working in a greenhouse, and try to guess what his job is.
 	SCENE 6 	Telly tells Gordon that he wants to cooperate with Oscar, and comes up with a way he can despite the Grouch's contrary nature. He announces a demonstration of "open" and "closed," which Oscar unwittingly demonstrates by going in and out of his trash can.
 	Cartoon 	The Square
 	Muppets 	The Count sings about what he does when there's "Nothing to Count" - he imagines counting birdies and elephants.
 	Animation 	Three balls compare sizes. An orange ball (voiced by Daws Butler) boasts that he's the smallest, until his little brother comes onto the scene.
 	Film 	A zydeco band plays "Bayou Pon Pon" while people dance and the townspeople of New Orleans wave at the camera.
 	Cartoon 	"Love" word animation
 	SCENE 7 	Bob finds Telly standing around, practicing saying "Look out!" as instructed by Oscar. He alerts Telly to say it for real now, as the animal stampede plows Bob once again. Oscar then coaches Telly through announcing the sponsors.
==Notes==
* One of the animals in the stampede is a bear puppet that would go on to become Baby Bear, who would make his debut later in season 22.
==Gallery==
2799Outtake-ScarredForLife.jpg|An outtake from scene 5, seen in the documentary Street Gang: How We Got to Sesame Street.
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 22