Mario vs Mega Man

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==Cast==
B-Lo Lorbes as Mario, Mega Man, and Sonic The Hedgehog
== Hint ==
Superstar Rivalry
== Lyrics ==
=== Mario: ===
It’s-a-me Mario! All you guys know who I am
And I’m about to stomp down on this midget, Mega Man
All the bitches been with me since the classic 80s
Your fame went down the green pipe “Talk to the hand,” says Daisy
The main enemy that you’re fighting is ripped off from Sonic’s games
Those little lasers and robot stories has gone down the drain
I’m just a little plumber and I’m riding dinosaurs
You ain’t even in Marvel vs. Capcom; the creators say you’re a bore
=== Mega Man: ===
Mega Man isn’t here to get beat by a guy high on shrooms
You’re cock blocking Bowser; he’s still trying to find a room
I don’t need a fire flower to say that you got burned
Just give me that yellow cape so when I exit, Imma turn
What enemies are Goombas and Koopas? I mean what the fuck?
It’s cruel you abandon your friend just to get an extra jump
I spit so hard that my bites are better than your Piranhas
I’ll beat you so bad that your last words will be…
=== Mario: ===
Mama Mia, gotta say, your rhymes are really good
But I wonder what’ll happen when I put you in a black neighborhood
=== Mega Man: ===
I don’t know what’s wrong with that; all the races love me
I’ll steal all of your bitches, even Peach and Pauline
=== Mario: ===
You can keep the red dressed bitch; she’s such a fucking hoe
Why not quit while you’re at it hearing Super Mario Sunshine flow?
=== Mega Man: ===
Luigi has better moves than you even with one wimpy kick
What kind of game is it when you ruined the damn Olympics?
=== Mario: ===
No! Sonic is just a reject from Dragon Ball Z
Why not try to be something people actually want to see?
=== Mega Man: ===
I have my own animated series; you got your Super Show
Both you and Sonic have just got owned
=== Sonic: ===
Snazzy performance guys; you got some awesome bars
But now your asses will die by someone faster than a car
Mario? Mari-NO! Lay off the pasta you fat ass pig
To me, it’s just weird you use mushrooms to get big
Mega Man, you’re a boy fighting someone who copied Eggman
Your brain is small as a yolk of an egg man
“Sonic’s the name, speeds my game.” That’s like the Sega motto
Now both your asses are owned, three words: You’re too slow
=== Mario: ===
I got more games bitch, kids can’t keep track with you
=== Sonic: ===
And I can beat you with better Super Smash moves
=== Mega Man: ===
How about you let us finish our battle? Go back to Amy bro
=== Sonic: ===
Your name might be Mega Man, but to me, you should be Zero
=== Mario: ===
Why the hell are you here? You’re a pet of Goku
=== Sonic: ===
I’m a Super Saiyan? Thanks! So what goes on for you?
=== Mega Man: ===
How about I steal all your rings so you won’t pay tickets for your speed?
=== Sonic: ===
And how about you get a life, suck a dick, and get happy?
See? I finished the lines for you; I am fucking fast as hell
The level’s almost finished by the time you hear the bells
Hey announcer, wrap it up, this battle’s almost done
When it comes to games and rap, I am THE number one
==Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/mario-vs-mega-man-gaming-all
==Rap Battle (Karaoke)==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3a13IsKx6k
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won?
Mario
Mega Man
Sonic
</poll>