Transcripts/Alternate Endings

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Alternate Endings.
Hyrule Castle, Great Hall.
King Harkinian: Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Luke Skywalker!
King Harkinian: I'm going to Tatooine to aid him.
Zelda: But father, you have no starfighter!
Harkinian: I'll take Link's A-wing to take me to Tatooine.
Zelda: But father, Link's talking to Gwonam.
Triforce transition.
OOAAAOOHH!
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Gwonam: Ganon seized Koridai!
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Gwonam: There is no time!
Gwonam: Your sword is enough.
Link: You sure? I've got like 5 or 6 quests worth of stuff in the back. I could-
Gwonam *interrupting*: We do not have the time... 
Gwonam: Go get your sword!
Link: But I've got 8 pouches of bombs!
Gwonam: All you need is your sword!
Link: Can I just-
Gwonam *interrupting again*: You defeat Ganon by throwing a book! 
Gwonam: Now get on the fuckin' carpet!
Link: But-
Gwonam: Squadalah! We are off!
Link: I-
Gwonam: SQUADALAH!
The episode ends shortly after.
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