Amityville Toaster

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy buys a haunted toaster.
==Transcript==
: Foamy
: Hey, look what I got from that internet auction site.
: Germaine
: What is it?
: Foamy
: It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville. Amityville!
: Germaine
: You bought a haunted toaster?
: Foamy
: Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...
48 seconds later...'
: Germaine
: Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?
: Foamy
: No one knows! What’s even cooler is when you put it wheat bread, you get pumpernickel, and when you put in pumpernickel you get a blueberry muffin!
: Germaine
: Bullshit.
: Foamy
: Oh yeah? Fine. It just so happens I have some pumpernickel bread right here.
56 seconds later...
: Germaine
: Whoa!
: Foamy
: See? Blueberry muffin.
: Germaine
: That's freaky. What happens if you put a bagel in there?
: Foamy
: Good question!
6,798 seconds later...'
: Germaine
: Is... is that a pork chop?
: Foamy
: Oh man, what a jip. I was hoping it'd be one of those toasty cakes.
: Germaine
: Ooh, try waffles!
: Foamy
: Eh, you know, the auction description said not to use waffles.
: Germaine
: Why?
: Foamy
: I dunno, something about getting back a toasted human hand or something. Eh yeah, don't fuck around with it.
987 seconds later...
: Germaine
: Whoa, it's a toasted hand.
: Foamy
: What did I say about using waffles?!?
: The Amytiville toaster, make breakfast spooky, spooky talk from toaster, spooky eat me toast, yum yum yum, human hand.
End screen appears.
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website