Scott Pilgrim vs. the Cycle of Adulthood (Infinity Comics)/Issue 1

The first issue of Scott Pilgrim vs. the Cycle of Adulthood (Infinity Comics).
== Synopsis for "Scott Pilgrim's Not So Precious But Kind Of Precious Life" ==
== Transcript ==
It begins in Toronto, Canada as there is a narrator narrating as it zoom cuts to Ramona's home.
* Narrator: In Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim is finally leading a somewhat decent life.
It's revealed that in the home, Scott and Kim are using it as practice for Shatter Band while Ramona is preparing some tea in the other room.
* Kim: WE ARE SHATTER BAND! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
* Scott: (singing) Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy? Something something landslide. No escape from gravity. Open your eyes. Look up to the sky and see.
* Kim: Scott, do I really have to sing the next part?
* Scott: Yes Kim, the idea of Bohemian Rhapsody is that everyone sings.
* Kim: Why did we pick Bohemian Rhapsody as the second song to learn again?
* Scott: It's called a showstopper.
* Kim: And I don't think it could be effective with only two people in the band.
* Scott: Fair. 
* Narrator: Scott Pilgrim has a grim realization.
* Scott: Does that mean we are like Fleetwood Mac?
* Kim: You're aware Fleetwood Mac was more than two people right?
* Scott: No.
Ramona comes back.
* Ramona: I'm back. Got Liver Disaster for Kim, Sleepytime for Scott and Vanilla Almond for me.
* Kim: Hell yeah.
They get from their band equipment and begin drinking.
* Ramona: I heard some of your song. You guys sure did suck. No offense.
* Kim: We know.
* Ramona: You know?
* Scott: When Knives and Neil literally admit we suck, it's clear we suck. But hey, we are trying to get less sucky.
* Ramona: Do you think that will ever happen?
* Scott: Yes
* Kim: (at the same time as Scott) No.
* Ramona: I see. So any big things going on?
* Scott: I got ourselves a gig. Club Rockit.
* Ramona: (jokingly) At least no evil ex will burst through the wall demanding a challenge.
* Kim: Instead we will be booed out.
* Scott: Think positively Kim.
* Kim: I am positive that we will be booed out.
* Scott: I walked right into that one, didn't I?
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