Great for Drama Training

Musical guest - Selena Gomez & the Scene
Guest star - Kelly Ripa
== Quotes ==
Both: You and I are so awfully diff'rent
too awfully different, to ever be pals
Pinky: Do you want to go first?
Doogie: Yeah, I'll go.
Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
Pinky: Oh, you're one to talk.
You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Doogie: Oh, one time
Pinky: I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Doogie: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there
Pinky: Oh thanks
Doogie: [as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog] For me to cry on!
Pinky: What?
Doogie: [normal voice] Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown
Pinky: Bite me, Snoopy
Both: There's not...a whole lot...that we've got, to agree on
Doogie: 'Cause I love the strings of a classical score
Pinky: And I like that singer who makes me dance in the rain
Doogie: Ricky Martin?
Pinky: Love him.
Both: We're too different to ever be pals
You and I are
Locals: Dododo
Both: so awfully different
Locals: Dododo
Both: Too awfully different
Locals: Dododo
Both: to ever be pals
Locals: Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo
Doogie: Your head's as massive as a meteorite
Pinky: Oh, very funny.
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Doogie: I bet money, you'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
Pinky: Oh a funny joke!
Doogie: I just work with what you give me.
Both: You might think we're in sync
But we sing, as a duo
Doogie: 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
Pinky: And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Doogie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV
Pinky: What? Ego?
Doogie: Never mind
Together: We're too different to ever be pals
(the locals applaud)
Pinky: and speaking of being pals, Selena Gomez & the Scene's first performance is about to begin, right after action league now
Audience member (Zachary): Ladies and gentlemen, Selena Gomez & the Scene!
(crowd cheering) 
Selena Gomez & the Scene: It's been said and done
Every beautiful thought's been already sung
And I guess right now, here's another one
So your melody will play on and on
With the best of 'em
You are beautiful
Like a dream come alive, incredible
A centerfold, miracle, lyrical
You saved my life again
And I want you to know baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh)
I, I love you like a love song, baby (oh)
I, I love you like a love song, baby (oh)
I, I love you like a love song, baby (oh)
And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
Constantly
Boy you play through my mind like a symphony
There's no way to describe what you do to me
You just do to me what you do
And it feels like I've been rescued
I've been set free
I am hypnotized by your destiny
You are magical, lyrical, beautiful
You are
And I want you to know, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh)
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby (I love you)
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
No one compares
You stand alone
To every record I own
Music to my heart
That's what you are
A song that goes on and on
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby (I love you)
I, I love you like a love song, baby (I love you)
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby (I love you)
I love you like a love song
Selena Gomez & the Scene will be back with another song
But right now, here’s In The Key Of The Sea
Audience member (Zachary): Once again, Selena Gomez & the Scene!
(crowd cheers)
Selena Gomez & the Scene: You made me insecure 
Told me I wasn't good enough
But who are you to judge?
When you're a diamond in the rough
I'm sure you got some things
You'd like to change about yourself
But when it comes to me
I wouldn't want to be anybody else
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na
I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na
You've got every right
To a beautiful life
Come on
Who says, who says you're not perfect?
Who says you're not worth it?
Who says you're the only one that's hurting?
Trust me, that's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty?
Who says you're not beautiful?
Who says?
It's such a funny thing
How nothing's funny when it's you
You tell 'em what you mean
But they keep whiting out the truth
It's like a work of art
That never gets to see the light
Keep you beneath the stars
Won't let you touch the sky
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na
I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na
You've got every right
To a beautiful life
Come on
Who says, who says you're not perfect?
Who says you're not worth it?
Who says you're the only one that's hurting?
Trust me, that's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty?
Who says you're not beautiful?
Who says?
Who says you're not star potential?
Who says you're not presidential?
Who says you can't be in movies?
Listen to me, listen to me
Who says you don't pass the test?
Who says you can't be the best?
Who said, who said?
Won't you tell me who said that?
Yeah, who said?
Who says, who says you're not perfect?
Who says you're not worth it? (Yeah)
Who says you're the only one that's hurtin' (Yeah, yeah)
Trust me, that's the price of beauty (Oh, hey, yeah)
Who says you're not pretty? (Beauty)
Who says you're not beautiful? (Who said? I'm just beautiful me)
Who says?
Who says you're not perfect?
Who says you're not worth it?
Who says you're the only one that's hurting?
Trust me, that's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty? (Who says you're not beautiful?)
Who says you're not beautiful?
Who says?
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