Snowman Mafia

The Snowman Mafia is an evil organization of Evil Snowmen who've decided to become eviler by starting a mafia. Most of the new members joined simply for the hell of it, and I don't blame them. They are one of the enemies that will defeat you in Terraria.
== Formation ==
It started in a cold night in 1973, when Waluigi discovered Neptune for the first time, and noticed Neptune getting closer and closer, until eventually it hit his telescope. Evil Snowmen was approaching from the north, and instead of killing them with his WAH powers, Waluigi simply just gave them shotguns, scarves, hats, and told them to go back home and bring back their friends. Unsurprisingly, they went back to the North Pole from which they came. They didn't know what the shotgun was, all they knew is that it killed people, and so when they came back they found themselves at a party. At your house. And you weren't invited. The house seems to have changed. It's bigger and all the rooms are different. Plus, you now have a large group of friends that you don't remember. What's up with that? Did I miss something here? WALUIGI WASN'T FRICKING THERE! After that catastrophe, the Evil Snowmen higher-ups then decided "You know what? Forget Waluigi, we're just gonna kill people for no reason with these cool weapons".
== Deformation ==
They went into hibernation because it was getting warm outside, but then the Top Hat Mafia started eating their babies and were like WTF, so they started shooting at them because of how messed up that was. Unfortunately, Balan controlled by the ones with hats, Foodini educed a Horror Show against the hatless ones, and Topham beat up the Weaponless Snowguys. Most of them were dead, including Mr. Snow Gangsta, so the remaining 3 fled to Spritopia where they assumed pixel forms and made many copies of themselves. These copies have made copies of themselves, but after they tried to invade Minecraft, they instead got banished to Terraria by Notch.
== Things the Snowman Mafia does ==
* Raid towns
* Extort money from Snowmen
* Bully Good Tinky Winky
* Watch the world burn
* Burn people
== Snowmen ==
Member 	Bio 	Rank
Mr. Snow Gangsta 	He's the head honcho carpaccio of the whole organization, he has a cool hat, scarf, shotgun, and knife to prove how epic he is. I mean he'd be pretty epic without all that stuff 	#1, Megalodon
The Elusive Dynamite Snowman	The Elusive Dynamite Snowman; it is not known why he exists. He's the right-hand man of the Don, and will explode occasionally at random, and at that point they get a new The Elusive Dynamite Snowman to replace him. By get I mean one of the Underbosses is selected at random to have his arms removed from him and a bomb gets sticked in his head.	#2, Consigliere
Weaponless Snowguy 	Weaponess Snowguys don't really do much other than to serve for replacements of the guy above. But they are great people to bounce ideas off of! 	#2, Underbosses
Snow Balla 	Former basketball players in the FDA, they now are part of the Snowman Mafia to get back on all those who are better than them. 	#3, Caporegimes
Mister Stabby 	You wouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight, but you'd probably be surprised he stabs people better than most silver gunners! 	#4, Soldiers
Snowman Gangsta 	They have cool hats. 	#4, Soldiers with Cool Hats
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