Itslobstercrab

Itslobstercrab (most commonly called Crab, or Lobster by those who are stupid) is a main character in the Ashat Cinematic Universe, who was around when the creation of Ashat happened.
== Personality and Characteristics ==
Crab is a talkative, fun, chaotic good, baby sized human being who's most notable ability is her creativity and her willingness to help those who she feels deserves it. She has a higher pitched voice, partly due to her being an actual crustacean, and also because she's a fucking embryo. She isn't afraid to say or do embarrassing things as long as nobody but her target audience sees it, which makes her a very entertaining person to be around due to her lack of filter in that regard. She does often stutter or lose her train of thought when speaking, this leads to her needing to reiterate himself, for which she again messes up and sometimes ends with Magnum saying she should, "visit the English teacher." 
Crab is a very creative individual, being able to suggest certain topics or ideas when people can't think of any, even why they are shit. She also uses the creativity to create content, such as modding Half-Life to her own image, or making shitposts of events within the ACU.
Crab's bombastic and unfiltered (fancy word for dumbass) personality can lead her into trouble however. One of the most infamous examples was when she was invited over to the Cult of E & Z's server, a server that Magnum had been a part of that he wanted to bring new members to. Crab arrived in the server and immediately caused chaos, which got her promptly removed a couple minutes later.
Crab does end up being the butt of certain jokes, but thankfully she is able to brush most of them off, with a few exceptions. Calling her mega gay or bringing up certain close relationships she has with other people as a joke are her main trigger points. Activating these will trigger what's known as her Baby Woman mode, where she goes on an unwarranted parade of insulting and trying to get back at whoever made the joke, making sure to drag down as many people as possible.
== Allies and Enemies ==
=== Allies: ===
# That_Revenant
# Ghost
# Mr._Magnum
# Kattkidd
# Chad Grandpa who built a house and most certainly DID NOT have dementia, I swear
# LJ
#Hipermedic911
# Various unknown real life crustacean friends
# BadlandsChugs
#Gundham Tanaka
=== Neutral: ===
# "dont ever buy no weed" Members (except Dozer)
# Cult of E & Z Members (decided to cause chaos when she got in put doesn't have anything against them)
# THEBootyGobbler (doesn't like her but doesn't have a genuine problem with her)
#Cobra Commander
#Static
=== Enemies: ===
# Dozer
#Howler
#Grandma's Wifi
#Fighting game moves that require a quarter circle
== Trivia ==
* Crab is the youngest of the main Ashat protagonists
** Clearly no ones told her to get good
* Crab often changes her profile picture to random images of characters and sometimes even objects. It's believed she does this in order to hide her real crustacean form
* Crab is currently in development of a mod of Half-Life with the help of her S.O, Kattkidd
* Crab has said that she "Descends from ancient dwarves" likely an excuse for her not getting good. 
*Crab has played games that prevent her from getting any bitches, such as Fortnite
** Thankfully she has ways of coping with this, such as releasing her inner mega gay, and by the way she acts sometimes, hard drugs.