Gloobie boops

== BASIC GLOOBIE INFO ==
Gloobie is a slime block who loves drugs (ex: pufferfish & rotten flesh), commits petty crimes on regular basis, and apple apple apple apple.
== GENERARION 9 ==
Gloobie first joined gen 9 starting off a bit later than others cause Gloobie didnt wanna. 
Gloobie was soon taken to Sandcity via the OREGON TRAIL when Gloobie died like twice, killing a camel and causing many setbacks. There was soon a Sandcity meeting on how to bring Gloobie to Sandcity and as the meeting ended GLOOBIE FUCKING PULLING UP BY GLOOBIESELF VIA ONLY EATING ROTTEN FLESH FUCK YOU (Gloobie was impatient). 
Gloobie soon got a bat cave to live inside underneath ThatPhilGuy farm (TY FOR FINDING A HOUSE PHIL!!!! <33) Gloobie later started beef with 2 members (at least), thus causing someone to come to Gloobie's cave twice and get jumped twice. 
Gloobie continued to do whatever Gloobie wanted making little to no progress and doing jack shit for 3 weeks besides dying 500+ times. ( Gloobie also released all of agpoishhutyts sheep fuck you agpyt) 
== GENERATION 10 ==
Gloobie got onto gen 10 and did jack shit besides placing a bed down, getting a bed and placing flowers to hide said bed. 
Gloobie decided Gloobie's theme for the next week was going to become boats basted on a dream Gloobie had. Gloobie continued to create around 5 boats all named in the format of (insert diffrent countries) and the word dictator. These boats soon got a boat house (which people still go to TO KILL GLOOBIES FUCKING CHICKENS EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS LIKE 70 AT SPAWN YOU FREAKING LAZY AAAH CRIMINALS.) this boat house would house Gloobie's boats, dog (named mull*t) and jukebox. After 5 boats Gloobie gave up cause Gloobie was tired of making stupid boats but the boat house still remains. 
AGPHUIYYYST MADE GLOOBIE HOMRELESSS. AGPYT decided he NEEDED to industrialize spawn so he destroyed all or Gloobie's flowers and bed and only kept Gloobie's dog and chest which was stolen from. Gloobie is still salty to this day. Gloobie refused to live in Gloobie's boat house AND INSTEAD TURNED TO DRUGS. GLOOBIE BECAME A DRUG ADDICT. AGPYT YOU FUCKING STARTED THIS YOU OWE GLOOBIE 40 PUFFERFISH. (more on the drugs under this paragraph) 
== DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS ==
Gloobie became addicted to pufferfish for like a week, slowly taking over every aspect of Gloobie's life. Everyone and their mothers on the server begain to fish because "fishing weather" and cause MeerlyMortal had a boat. This gave Gloobie all the opertunity to take, steal and fish pufferfish. Since Gloobie didnt have a house (fuck you agpyt) Gloobie's only form of productivity on the server was DRUGS. Eventually the cops caught up. AND GLOOBIE WAS HUNTED FOR SPORT. THEY MADE A JAIL AT SPAWN AND TRAPPED GLOOBIE AND KILLED GLOOBIE EVERYTIME GLOOBIE RESPAWNED. IF GLOOBIE EVER GOT FREE THEY WOULD HUNT GLOOBIE DOWN UNTIL GLOOBIE WAS DEAD EVEN IF GLOOBIE DIDNT HAVE FUCKING PUFFERFISH????? Eventually this ended. (gloobie still had 2 stacks of pufferfish but whatever) Until one day a certain toxictoxiciecator took the pufferfish inside MeerlyMortals bounce house and wouldn't give them back. After getting war flashbacks to being in prison Gloobie started having withdrawls and tried to kill Toxicator around 30 times, failing each time until Gloobie gave up and un-crashed-out. Now Gloobie has slowed the addiction and is in and out of rehab with the pigs !! Gloobie loves this game !!
== GLOOBIE MADE A HOUSE FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!! (picture will be added when server is online but HOUSE IS AN APPPELLEKOEKO) ==
(Gloobie's apple house was built on January 24th/25th (11pm-2am) during a mental episode of needing more apple. No one knew Gloobie had built this until Yankee_Doodle2 pointed out a random ass apple on ThatPhilGuy's property (Gloobie is Phil's tenant c:) )
== Clementine <3 (more will be added later when I have more/possible Clemmie section (pleapslepalspeapsplepapslpeLasppleasppleaseagpytplease) ==
Clementine was Gloobies Pride, Joy, kid, pet, everything, love, admiration, motivation, reason for life on the smp (no offense), best friend and home. Clementine/Clem/Clemmie/Clemen was a pig Gloobie found waiting outside of Gloobie's apple house after moving in, Gloobie adopted clementine and continued care for the pig (via walks, food, games and trips to spawn to go swimming) until Febuary 7th when tragically GLOOBIE FUCKING PUNCHED CLEM WHILE TRYING TO OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS. MeerlyMortal and Yankee_Doodle2 respectfully helped hold a funeral for Clementine's passing (ty daniel and alex!! (also ty for the picture at Clemmies funeral Daniel!) 
== Court cases. (ew goverment.) ==
I. HATE. THE. GOVERMENT. (its like 12am i dont wanna work on this updates l8tr.)
== Awards c: ==
Gloobie was nominated for a few awards and ended up winning Nicest!
Gloobie didnt like this. 
(But with convincing from ThatPhilGuy's argument of matching Gloobie decided we ball or wtv)
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