Hospital Stay

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy hangs out with Germaine while she's in the hospital. Bed-side manners go out the window.
==Transcript==
Germaine and Foamy appear in a hospital room, while Germaine is occupying a hospital bed.
: Foamy
: Ugh. Are you done with your psychosematic nonsense?
: Germaine
: Dude, I like, almost had a heart attack.
: Foamy
: Please.
Pulls out small booklet.
: According to this, you just have some weird heart arythmia that makes your heart beat all silly like. Like anyone uses their heart anymore.
: Germaine
: Uh, dude... My heart is like beating at four-hundred beats per minute. It's not cool, man.
: Foamy
: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Hey, are you gonna eat your food? Look at all this weird stuff they give you. What is this, meatloaf, or cake? And I guess this is some sort of juice. Wait, could be a urine sample. I wouldn't drink that if I were you. Can I have that little cup of apple-cherry sauce they give you?
: Germain
: Go ahead.
: Foamy
: Ooh, kick-ass. {grabs cup of apple-cherry sauce from the trey} Look on the bright side, though. You get to watch some quality cable T.V. {changes channel} Look, the cardiology channel.
: Germaine
: Dude, turn off the T.V., and go away.
: Foamy
: Yeah, keep up that arythmia of yours, and they'll have to slice you open like this fat bastard getting the quadrouple bypass.
: Foamy
: Yelling at T.V.
: That's what you get for eating curly fries all day, you fat piece of crap!
A sound of a heart exploding is heard from the T.V.
: Ooh, look. His aorta just ruptured.
End screen appears.
: Foamy
: Eh. Oh, not looking too good.
==External Links==
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