The Ballad of the Cunticore

The Ballad of the Cunticore is a ballad written by Aleksi Lehtonen after the killing of the Manticore of Reimar. It has two parts: a longer main section describing the valient events of the heroes who took down the beast, and a shorter second part concerning their payment.
== The Ballad ==
=== Part 1 ===
Through bloody conflict, Manticore,
His right arm rent, his left arm raw,
Declare did we the beast was done,
And bottled up the monsters cum
The ballad to be sung in the tavern:
Brandr with his muscles true,
Swung his hammer, deftly aimed,
He tore the beast an arse anew,
And left it lying weak and maimed,
Snorri with a thunderous roar,
Did fire his Azthrund straight and well,
And followed with a mighty blow,
That pushed the titan near to Hell,
Relwe with her noble spear,
Did pierce the hide of mighty beast,
Her valient blows wrought manic fear,
The monsters breath was almost ceased,
Aleksi shot his mighty bow,
And pierced the flesh of Manticore,
Twice his arrows met their mark,
And tore it's flesh with sundering roar,
Adal with his glasses thin,
Leafed through tomes within his pack,
He vanished in a wispy smoke,
And turned and ran towards the back.
=== Part 2 ===
The size of heads does not decide
The size of body killed with pride,
The monster that we killed today
Was fucking massive, wouldn't you say?
And thus we're worth a fortune large
That we hope you will discharge?
Category:Song