High Smee/Transcript (9)

Haydon Smee: Here are your friends, Mario (the food comes out of nowhere) Pizza, ice cream, pie, cake, cheese, roast beef and of course, lasagna? They're ALL your friends?
Talking Food: (all together): We’re your friends, Mario! Eat us, Mario! They’re delicious, and fattening! (repeats in a loop until Mario falls)
Mario: What!! (The door itself opens behind Mario) Get away from me! (the food pleas be Mario’s friend, and the smee manically) I have to lose weight! (he backs away from them until he falls into the dark abyss) WHOOOAAA!!!!!!!!!! (Everything turns silent, Mario wakes up gasps is dizzy from his nightmare)
Sonic: I don’t know what to do Knuckles, I can’t get him to exercise!
Mario: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...
Luigi: Walt for Me!
Knuckles: Sonic! Sonic! Is there something wrong? (he then sees Sonic doing exercises and tails follows him blowing a whistle)
Mario: I'll do situps after I finish my aerobics!
Luigi: And after I finish my aerobics too!
Sonic: Uh, I have to call you back, Knuckles. I seem to be having hallucinations. (he hangs up, and sees Mario) Mario I'm so impressed!
Luigi: Here I Am!
Sonic: I'm sure you lost at least 2 pounds! (Mario gets on the smee)
Mario: He better not insult me.
Smee: You still need to lose 2 pounds. (Mario is shocked by this, the smee laughs, and Mario loses his mind, realizing it was from his nightmare, who insulted him)
Sonic: I can't understand it! You must've lost weight, you must have! (looks) OH! I see what the problem is. I was going to set it on "Portly The Cap" and by accident, I set it to "Pintsize Parakeet"! (Mario grimaces this, Sonic turns the dials, making sure he lost weight) You're fine! In fact, you didn't have to lose 2 pounds in the first place! (Sonic gets mad at him) But isn't it good to drop a few pounds, Mario! (He scares Sonic) Mario! Why do you look so mad? Mario! (He flees) Leave me alone! Don't hurt me! HELP! HELP!
Mario: I should go after him, but I have some more important things to do. (cut to peach’s castle) Let's see what you weigh, daisy! (An big puts one foot on the smee)
Smee: What are you? An Daisy? You really need to lose weight? You need to looooooooooooooooooooooo... (powering down)
Mario: Yeah, I know it's cruel. But there's some things in this world you just can' forgive and making me exercise is most of them. (puts a side glance to the viewers)