Surf & Turf Wars (Part 2)/Transcript

[music]
Male Bystander: He's gonna do it!
Female Bystander: Don't do it. Blonzie! You'll never make it!
Blonzie: Nobody tells Blonzie what to do! [pause] That's me! I'm Blonzie! I'm going to be in this show for a long time!
[music]
Blonzie: B-b-b-blonzie!!
[he gets eaten lolll]
[gasp]
[it then goes to Tom, Edd, and the bullies]
Tom: Are you ready for the second half?
Edd: Yes, Tom, the second half of this volleyball match is well underway! In fact, we're on match point.
Tom: Bitchin'.
Edd: Tom... you're wasting time. Everyone just wants to know the epic conclusion... (flexing his muscles lol) of this volleyball match!
Tom: Augh, fine... you're right. We did leave people hanging and they all came to see what happens next... in this volleyball match!
[the bullies just look at each other in confusion, then they finally start to play]
[applause and cheering]
Edd: Ha! Chess! (They high-five, then they get a point)
[it then goes over to Lobster Matt]
[music while he growls or whatever, then he catches fish and stuffs into his bucket... (well, he tried to fit a whale) then an ice cream truck comes)
Ice cream truck driver: Come get your ice cream! Lovely safe ice cream! Yep, nothing dangerous about that!
[Lobster Matt then chases after the ice cream truck before lifting it up]
Ice cream truck driver: (screaming)
[lobster matt then throws the truck driver and the ice cream truck]
Cop 1: Get me the military! The navy! The coast guards! The girl scouts! Anybody!!
Cop 2: The girl scouts, sir?
Cop 1: Did I stutter? 'Cause I used to have a serious stutter and I'm still very self-conscious about it...
Cop 2: No, no! You're doing great!
Cop 1: Thanks, Rookie.
(they hug while people are panicking and screaming for their life)
[it then goes to Tom, Edd, and the bullies]
Tom: Hmm.... Hmm... Hmm... Aha! (He pulls out a beach hunk packet before dropping water onto them and they grow then help them)
Edd: What are those?
Tom: Hahaha! Don't worry about it! (He gives him a reassuring look before they continue on with the game)
[whistle]
Beach Hunk: Father... I feel... cold...? (He dies)
Tom: (crying) They weren't the monsters... We were... We were... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Boys: 1 - Bullies: 2]
(Lobster Matt is surrounded by navy ships)
Captain: Look at that repulsive thing! It makes me sick! It's clearly hostile.
(Lobster Matt waves happily. A crew member waves back at him, smiling)
Captain: Eugh! Disgusting...
(The captain picks up the phone)
Captain: Open fire!
(NOTE: Feel free to continue this. I've paused it at 4:58, so continue from there.)
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