Asploderio

Asploderio is the Wa version of the HORRIFYING WaWaWaWaWaWario, who is the Wa version of the NIGHTMARISH WaWaWaWaWario, who is the Wa version of the monstrous WaWaWaWario, who is the Wa version of the mighty WaWaWario, who is the Wa version of the evil WaWario, who is the Wa version of the fat Wario. This is the first Wario's Asplode Clone ever. He also has a brother called Asplodeluigi. He does VERY VERY VERY evil things, and is VERY VERY VERY dangerous. He will kill anything he sees, be careful. RUN. DEFINITELY. RUN.
Asploderio has the ability of distorting reality (well, actually he is a distorted Wario) and can glitchify and use his super duper ultra LAZOR. He is also the friend of Asplode Tinky Winky, so KEEP RUNNING WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! GET AWAY OF THIS INCARNATE NIGHTMARE KNOWN AS ASPLODERIO!!! YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE!!! 
He is definitely not a ripoff of the N.S.M.R.C.U.D.S.K.M.C.M.D.P.U.S.D.D.E.N.M.V.9001.D.T.S.E.H.
==Life==
After the creation of WaWaWaWaWario and even WaWaWaWaWaWario, Waluigi was still bored of being in his taco stand, so he threw WaWaWaWaWaWario to the Wa-Machine 2.0 and created THE MOST DANGEROUS WARIO CLONE EVER. When this monster heard about Asplode Tinky Winky, they became very good friends because they are both Asplode-Guys. They started doing serious crimes and nobody could stop them. Not even Wolverton. Later both of they helped WaWaWaWaWario kill children in various UnSchools. Asploderio is also known to attack random UnUniversities and city destruction with the help of the WaWaWaWaWaWario Bros., Slender Man, the Scary Maze Girl and even WaWaWaWaWario. Wario killed the WaWaWaWaWaWario Bros. to don't die during the city destruction, then Asploderio couldn't do anything else and he escaped a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. But WaTinky Winky was there with his spaceship and he left him in the WaWorld in a High Security WaJail, because he is very dangerous. 
Later, when Aspldeluigi borned, he escaped somehow and the WaWaWaWaWaWario Bros. invited they to their team, and they accepted. Later Asploderio became the leader and all of they destroyed ENTIRE COUNTRIES. One day, he decided to kidnap Rosalina (who became Wario's wife in that moment) to know all about Wario. But the Wario Bros. and even the Mario Bros., who got allied with Wario temporarily, saved Rosalina. Asploderio was undescriptibly angry and he started a huge war with the Wario Bros. by some reason (remember Asploderio gets always cranky). Anyways, the Wario Bros. won and the Asploderio Bros. were sent to the UnOmniversal Void by the Captain 0.
They are still here.
== Powers ==
* Ultra LAZ0R
* Sight of Death
* Super Fat (but better)
* THE POWER OF MUSCLE!!!
* X-Ray vision
* And, of course, M̸̧̠͔̟̣̼̾̑̑͑͊͠Å̶̧̘̗̘̯̤̭͑͊́̌͊̄̿̓̃̾̀͊̚͝K̵̝̟͙̩̹̦͕̗̫͍̭̍̎̂̿͜Ę̶͔̘̠͍͔̭̺͔̖͖̲͚̰͔̇̔̎̓͠͠ ̷̱̉͂̇̎̈́́Ă̸̧̜̙̲L̴̰̙̼̥̑L̵̨͖̻̝͚̣͑̑̐̈́̒̍̀̂́͋͑͛ ̷̗͚͍͠S̸̨̪̼̋̈́́̑̏̉͒̑̑̃̍̀̈́͛͝P̸̧͓̻͎͕͍͐̿̔E̴̛̥̹̹̫̙͉̼̺̝͐̓͂́͒̏̇̇̄̕ͅÇ̷͕̫͉̯̤̤̟̟̈́̾̓̏̒̑̋̀̃̿̕͜͜͝͝I̶̹͛̊̆̄̂̂̈́̋̏͒̒͌̌̒͝E̴̡̠͊͑̂̓̅̇̈̚͠Ş̵̟̗̹̙̥͈̞̰̖̻̗̏̏̃͗̋́̈̉̆̎͛̂̂͘ ̴̙͂̅̄̈́̾̏̂̕Ẻ̴̢̢̛͕̺̣̤̝̻̻͔̳͚͉̍̿̀̈́̐̇͊͛̿̔̕ͅX̴̼̜̮̰̀̈̋́͒T̸̟͎̫͓̫̠̩͋̓̈́̕͜ͅI̶̙̟̳͇̳̓͗̀͛͛̆̃̊͝N̴̟̺̦͍̰͋̒̄̋̇̍̄̄C̴̢̡̛͍̬̤̲̬̫̔̓̇̑̊̓́̒̇͜͝T̷̛͉̠̲̭͎̆́̽͂̃́̓̈͗͊̚̚̚ͅ
He learnt his last power from the other WaTinky Winkies.
==Trivia==
*He is one of the scariest Wario clones ever.
*Asplodeluigi is very similar, he is also friend of Asplode Tinky Winky.
*Missingno is his admirator.
*Chuck Norris and the Undefeatables are thinking about killing him, but he's not a big enough threat.
* He was later thrown again to the Wa-Machine by Waluigi to create WaAsploderio.
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