Cookie Kwan

Cookie Kwan is a go-getter in the imploding Springfield real-estate industry, the self-proclaimed "number one on the west side." She is of Asian (possibly Chinese) heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent, implying she's likely an immigrant. She works at Red Blazer Realty and considers herself a very eligible bachelorette.
==Biography==
Cookie was introduced in the season 9 episode "Realty Bites" as a cut-throat realtor at Red Blazer Realty. She considered Springfield's "west side" to be her exclusive domain, and bullied all the other realtors, including Marge and Gil to "stay off" of her territory.
She is friends with Lindsey Naegle, and the two are depicted as being quite man crazy. She once offered to have Homer move to her house.Large Marge She once had a relationship with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards. She was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against Quimby.She Used to Be My Girl
Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge left. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.The Way We Weren't
She rented the apartment to Homer in Waverly Hills.Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
She and her cousin Nookie Kwan (number one on the east side) once entered into a relationship with Professor Frink.
==Trivia==
*Cookie is the main Asian-American character on the show after Akira.
*Cookie has a Facebook account and is friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
*She is an insectivore.
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==Citations==
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ru:Куки Кван
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