Inanimate Insanity: Movie Madness/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the 2017 film, Inanimate Insanity: Movie Madness
== Part 1: A Taco’s Planning ==
(Shows Sony logo)
(Shows Columbia Pictures logo. Before the logo ends, Microphone kicks the statue lady off the screen and steals her torch)
(Shows AnimationEpic logo)
(Shows Clearwater Animation logo)
Text: Columbia Pictures presents
Text: in association with YouTube
Text: an AnimationEpic and Clearwater Animation production
(Cuts to a shot of Taco’s secret hideout)
Taco: (pacing around the room) 5 years, 5 years too long. I could’ve won that million, but no. OJ ended up winning the money. I could’ve had that hotel, I could’ve had all of that fame, but that stupid pink headgear just had to attack me of all people. 
Microphone: What are you going on about? 
Taco: I need a plan to get rid of those stupid contestants, especially OJ.
Microphone: How about we control their minds so they worship you as ruler?
Taco: That would nev- hmmmmm..... Yes. They can worship me as the ruler of Inanimate Insanity!
Microphone: <ahem> What about me?
Taco: (stammering) Oh, ummmmm... You can be co-ruler...
Microphone: Okay!
Taco: (chuckles evily)
(Shows the film’s logo)
== Part 2: MePhone 4 + Director = BIG BUCKS. ==
(Cuts to a shot of Hotel OJ, with everyone inside partying) 
Knife: Hey, great party OJ!
OJ: No prob, Knife.
Apple: (to Marshmallow) OJ should throw more great parties like this.
Marshmallow: I know right!
(Cuts to MePhone 4 watching TV)
TV: We will return to Wives of Redondo Beach after these messages.
Commercial: Hey, you! Wanna be a famous director for world renown movie studio, Wagner Sisters Pictures?
MePhone 4: Boring...
Commercial: If you apply for the job you’ll be paid $1,000!
(MePhone 4’s eyes turn into dollar signs)
MePhone 4: $1,000?!
Commercial: Yes, $1,000!
(Shows the inside of MePhone 4’s head exploding)
TV: Now back to Wives of Redondo Beach.
MePhone 4: Guys, I’d like you to answer this question. Who wants to make a movie?
Marshmallow: A movie? How?
MePhone 4: I can apply to be a director at Wagner Sisters Pictures.
Salt: Wagner Sisters Pictures? The most famous movie studio in the history of, like, ever?!
Test Tube: So... what’s the catch?
MePhone 4: If I apply for the job I get paid $1,000.
All (except MePhone 4): $1,000?!?!
MePhone 4: Yep.
OJ: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go!
(Taco, wearing headphones, secretly eavesdrops on the conversation inside the plant pot)
Taco: (quietly) So, MePhone 4 wants to be a director for that C-grade movie studio. Heh, he never learns. (laughs evilly)
Knife: The heck was that?
Taco: Uh oh!
(Taco hides back in the plant pot)
== Part 3: To The Studio! ==
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