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==Battletech 90210 - Chapter 9 -==
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===Episode 9===
((scene opens in classroom))
Myndo Waterly: Alright class, who wishes to read their report on comparative government first.
Victor: I guess I'll do it.
Waterly: (points at Victor) SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!
Kai: Isn't that a little personal...
Kali and Sun Tzu: (points at Kai) SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!
Phelan: Enough you two.....
Vlad: (in a full-body cast, points at Phelan with his one unbroken finger) SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!
Phelan: That's it! (grabs his chair and breaks it across Vlad's chest knocking him unconscious; Phelan then takes a black grease pen and draws a circle around Vlad.) I call for a Trial of Grievance.
Ragnar: (to Phelan) But shouldn't you call for a Trial BEFORE knocking someone on their......
Phelan: Nope. Warden Wolf custom. We announce our displeasure by decimating our opponent, and then tell him why he should be spanked.
Ragnar: (writing it down on a notebook) Shoot first, circle later.....Got it...(smiles)
((bell rings))
Waterly: Before I dismiss the class I want you to meet our new exchange student from Clan High.....Mr. Eternal Damnable Beast of the Nether Planes whose name should be cursed throughout the remaining epochs of time, would you bring in the student?
Anastasius Focht: (frowns at Waterly) Was that really necessary, Myndo?
Waterly: Blasphemer!
Focht: Fanatic.
Waterly: Infidel!
Focht: Lunatic.
Waterly: Defiler!
Focht: Witch.
Waterly: Despised Hate-monger of all time.
Focht: Wobbie.
((The students oooh at the W-word))
((Waterly sits down))
Focht: Now kids. this is Asa Taney from Clan High. He plays for the Ice Hellion hockey team and he will be here for the next few weeks.
Taney: Someday soon, all of your empires will be part of the Clans. Your parents will serve as bondsmen to me and all my Clan.
Phelan: ((glares at Taney)) Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the little white rat.....
Taney: (attempts to lunge at Phelan, but is stopped by Focht) Freebirth!!!!!!
Victor: So should we get the soccer field set up again...
Phelan: Nah.....Hey Galen. What's shaking?
Galen: Hey everyone...I want you to meet my new girlfriend...She's outside.
Victor: God knows who you chose after my sister...
(Galen glares at Victor)
(The class goes outside)
Galen: (to everyone) This is my new girl. Cassie, say hi to everyone.
(Cassie appears to be putting on make-up. She looks up and sees the group)
Cassie Southern: Must kill. Must kill. Must kill. (wraps herself up in Galen's arms, weeping..) Hold me!
Victor: O...K... Hi Cassie, I'm Victor.
Cassie: (sniffles) Must...kill?
Galen: No Cassie. Victor friend....Freeeeeeeennnnnnnnndddd.
(Cassie nods)
Kathy: That's fantastic lipstick, Cassie. What shade is it?
Cassie: O positive.
(Asa walks by giving the Inner Sphere kids the finger)
Victor: Now there's a must kill...
(Cassie's eyes get huge)
Cassie: Must kill???
(looks at Galen)
Galen: (shrugs) What the hell........sure pookums.
(Cassie grabs Asa, shoves him in a locker, jumps in after him, and closes the door behind her...All hell proceeds to break loose inside)
Hohiro: Cute girl. (smiles) Where did you meet her?
Galen: At the annual power-monger social disorder mixer.
Kathy: Did someone say power?
Kai: Galen, you have a social disorder?
Sun-Tzu: No, he is a power-hungry jackal like the overlord he serves...
Phelan: Do you want to be a must-kill?
Sun-Tzu: (gulps) Look at the time...I got Martial Arts 403...Got to go...
Ragnar: Martial Arts 4...0...3??
Hohiro: Hai. The use of Martial Arts to Spread Terror, Fear, and Loyalty.
Ragnar: (cringes) Who teaches THAT class?
((more sounds of torment from the locker))
Taney: Mother!
Cassie: There is no mother only ZOOL!
((screams from the locker))
Hohiro: Not sure...Professor Ninyuck, Nunchuck, not sure...
Galen: Ninyu?
Hohiro: (thinks) Yeah that might be it.....
Galen: That's Cassie's ex......
Omi: That explains the social disorder...
Hohiro: Back to that Galen, why were you there.
Galen: (frowns) I keep dreaming of myself in a Star League uniform and everyone is chanting for me...JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!. It just weirds me out.
Ragnar and Omi: O...K...
(Kali walks by bumping Victor...as she bumps him she hisses at him in Chinese)
Victor: Watch it nutball.
Kali: {CENSORED} vile filth. Son of a {censored} dog and a {censored} {censored} whore.
Victor: (shakes her head) Does she still think she's the...
Cassandra: Avatar of death...Yup.
(Victor checks his pants)
Victor: Hey, she stole my cell phone!
(Kali begins to run by the lockers)
Galen: Someone stop her!
(The locker opens, one arm grabs Kali by the head and shoves her in the locker, the locker slams shut)
Galen: Uh oh...
(sounds of two women screaming in Chinese)
(Cassandra and Kai blush heavily)
Victor: (looks at Kai) What are they SAYING to each other.
Cassandra: (smirks) Let's just say it's not "I love what you've done with your hair."
(more scuffles from the locker)
Kali: 9-1-1!
Hohiro: So what was Cassie doing at the mixer?
(all eyes look at Hohiro)
Hohiro: Sorry.
Galen: We met when she told me how she took out a Battlemaster wearing a cocktail dress...
Kali: 9-1-1!(sounds of cell phone dialing 911)
(explosion)
((the locker door goes flying off crashing into poor Professor Thomas Marik's face))
Omi: Dr. Marik!
Galen: Cassie!
Cassandra:(whispers) Not poor Kali...(whispers even softer) help..(smiles evilly) help...
(Cassie and Kali crawl from the wreckage of the locker)
Cassie: (grabs Galen) Hold me!
Kali: I live! I am the Goddess of Death, Worship me you FOOLS!
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Waterly: Ms. Liao, if you'd like I can get you a scholarship to the Wobbie School. (smiles, patting her head) Would you like that?
(everyone cringes)
Ragnar: What about Asa?
(Kai offers Phelan a grease pencil, but Phelan refuses)
(Phelan pokes his head in the locker)
Phelan: The rat....went splat!
(Kathy runs up, the reflective surface of the vinyl blinds all)
Kathy: Oh no! I heard Victor's cell phone explode from across the quad! Poor Victor is dead! (sobs) WAHHHHHHH!<br>
Victor: Ahem......
Kathy: (looks at Victor, all tears cease) You're not dead...
Phelan: The bomb wasn't powerful enough.
Kathy: Did someone say power?
Cassie: (looks at Kathy) Must...kill?
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