Dipsy

== Overview ==
dipsy is a lazy piece of kelp that does nothing but suckle on the toes of fake guardian. If I could kill him I would. Honestly the fact that he is even alive at this point astounds me, your eyes being almost black due to your pupils being dialated to hell cannot be good for the body. Rumors say that fake guardian pulled a poppy playtime and saved Dipsy from falling into a pit of spikes. I want to rip off his antenna and cook it so i can see if it tastes like kelp.
== Appearance ==
Dipsy is a dark green teletubby with the facial structure of an actual human skull, his eyes are dialated enough to be able to see god. His teeth are sharp triangles colored with a kinda fleshy color, his skin is completely black however aside from the ears. From what we can assume the rest of his body is normal.
== Personality ==
this no good green disappointment has no personality other that worshipping that garten of banban fake guardian. He will do whatever fake guardian says. He is a stupid idiot.