Guru (TFS)

Guru is the opposite of what he is in the original Dragon Ball Z. He is senile, annoying, and has ADD. He likes to spot wilderness and loudly announce to Nail about it. He also calls Nail "Big Green" and wants to use the Dragon Balls to wish for a big screen TV. He also gets mad at Nail when he's arguing with someone, telling him to "stop making out with his boyfriend". According to Dende, Guru was worse than the drought that Namek had to endure. However, unlike DBZ Guru, this Guru is healthy and fine, not coughing at all and seems to enjoy the atmosphere when enemies come in, such as when Guru tells Nail to show his "war face" or when Guru announces loudly that the Ginyu Force are on their way.
Category:Abridged Characters