Jalapeño/Quote

==As an adult==
*"Are you talking to me? Hello, my orange friend."
*"Yes, yes she did. You see Orange, I have many names."
*"No, I am not an apple. My name is... Jalapeño."
*"Yes, my orange friend."
*"I am."
*"Interested? No. I am more than interested. And tell your friend she looks quite lovely today."
*(chuckles) "Touché, Orange."
*"You know, Orange, you remind me of someone".
*"Yes, you see, my friend, I wasn't always so smooth."
*"Ah, was I ever so young."
*"Orange, you have no talent".
*"But, you possess something more precious - you, my friend, are full of... pasión."
*"No, it is true."
*"Talent is a cheap call, but for a man who wears too much plaid."
*"Do you think without passion, I could do this?"
*(sings) "Tra-lalala, tra-lalala."﻿
*"Thank you, thank you."
*"Ouch!"
*"Amigo, you have cut me deeper than any woman I have ever met."
*"Yes, and someday, he will come to us all."
*"And yet, there is still light - the burning light of passion. It is now in your hands.
*"Nor do I. But yet I am still..."
*"(chuckles) Yes, my friend. I knew you wouldn't let me down. Ouch."
*"Keep the passion burning, Orange. Keep it burning!"
==As a child==
*"Hey, hey Habanero! Hey!"
*"Habanero, hey!"
*"Can you do this? Lalalalalalalalalala...tralalalalalalalalala! (laughs)
*"Hey, Habanero!"
*"Knife!"
*"Aaaaaaahhhh!!!"
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