Deadpool

Deadpool is a badass and AWESOME vigilante superhero ninja who does radical ninja stunts with swords and guns, and also says TONS of bad words. He's also immortal for a reason nobody knows. He also likes to act sus a lot of the time for no reason.
He's unkillable, and because of that, he's depressed. He tried to kill himself in a variety of ways, but still did a FAIL.
== List of ways he tried to kill himself ==
* Shooting himself with guns
* Stabbing himself with swords
* Blowing himself up with a grenade
* Sneaking into North Korea and then leaving
* Fighting Chuck Norris - he killed him, but he revived
* Fighting One Punch Man
* Eating poison
* Jumping off of the highest buildings in the whole UnUniverse
* Getting Covid
* Sleeping on spikes
* Eating Optimus Prime
* Overdosing on weed, lean, etc.
* Challenging the Teletubbies.
== After all this ==
He made tons of enemies before he could finally accept the fact that he couldn't die, so he just continuted with ninja stuff and fought tons of agents while being cool and did lotsa stunts. He also had a movie made about him!
The cool adventures of Deadpool below:
=== Teletubby minion fight ===
He had to shoot some Teletubby minions and slice some other agents into pieces. He did a lot of killing that day before they would leave him alone.
=== Fight against Optimus Prime... again... ===
He fought Optimus Prime a year later since he last fought him while trying to kill himself. Both Optimus Prime and Deadpool were stronger, so it was a big and dangerous fight. Deadpool slightly damaged many of his parts, and blew him away to another town by abusing a Reality Glitch. Deadpool also discovered that he had Haki when his fist turned black and he punched Optimus Prime with it.
=== CLONING?! AHHHHH ===
He got cloned with Howard the Duck in a Wa-Machine one time when he was kidnapped and then when he was no longer of use, they threw him on the road and he got ran over by a truck. The result of this was Deadpool the Duck.
=== Oopssies, did not mean to cause that tsunami ===
Deadpool was fighting Larry the Lobster and got slammed into a dam multiple times, and also slammed Larry into the dam. The dam then broke, and tons of seawater flood everywhere.
== Trivia ==
* He is friends with Spiderman, but nobody knows it
* People are scared of Deadpool...
* He is pretty kickass though...
* YEH!
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