Emerson

Emerson is one of the NPCs that can be found in-game, but will not enter the elevator.
If on a mobile device, click here to see all of Emerson's dialogue.
== Appearance==
Emerson is a blocky, light-skinned humanoid who wears a white buttoned collared shirt with short sleeves, a Red Teddy image placed on the front of the shirt, and a red collar. He also wears a red beanie with a Red Teddy image on the front and black headphones with a microphone.
==Interaction==
At the Drive-Thru floor, Emerson will say you are their thousandth/millionth customer! He will then throw an item in the elevator, which will be: 
*A glowing Red Teddy.
*A (knifed) voomba.
*A glowing Squishy.
*A soda drink that damages and permanently gives players passive healing near it (only if the "For that you get a free drink" dialogue is played).
==Audio/Voicelines==
When the floor starts, the drive-thru window will open up. Emerson says one of these three lines:
Hello, your total is/will be	5.98 	No, we do not accept	Apple Pay 	
Hello, your total is/will be	12.05	No, we do not accept	PNGs of apes	
Hello, your total is/will be	93.78	No, we do not accept	Reddit Karma	500x500px
After those lines, he says one of those two lines:
Oh,	Woah,	You're our	thousandth	customer! For that you get a	prize 	500x500px
Oh,	Wow, 	You're our	millionth 	customer! For that you get a	free drink	
After he throws the prize or the drink, he will say one of three lines:
Enjoy! 	TBA
Have fun! 	TBA
Thank you, come again.	TBA
Audio	Description
 	The current sound that Emerson makes when he is sprayed either with the Spray Bottle, or hit with a Snowball, Tomato, Bowling Ball, C4, or Anti Voomba Mechanism.
==Gallery==
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|-|Current=
File:Pngsofapes.png|Emerson sitting in the Drive-Thru.
File:Workspace.png|The workspace Emerson is in when spectating him
File:Prizecornerem.jpg|Emerson's spot in Reddy's Underground Diner.
|-|Thumbnails=
File:Screenshot 2024-02-03 170956.png|Emerson on the thumbnail.
File:Image 2024-02-16 003246062.png|Ditto, but high-quality. (Artwork by @KindaGlumm)
|-|Development=
File:Emersonmightnotlikepetals.jpg|A teaser image for Emerson's interactions, specifically of him reacting to a player showering him with the Petal Cone.
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==Trivia==
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*Emerson will say "Oh" before he announces that you're his thousandth/millionth customer. The line is guaranteed for when it's the millionth, but it's random for the thousandth.
*Emerson is allergic to flowers, as evidenced by his dialogue when showered with the Petal Cone.
*Emerson has collision, even on the Drive-Thru floor, however anything else on that floor does not have collision.
|-|Lore=
*According to Yeuc-c, it's likely that Emerson would listen to Weezer.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/745872580040425472https://ww.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/728433428330119168
**In the same post, it is also stated that he'd read comics.
**He also has no aspirations in life.
*He is coworkers with Gregoriah, as Gregoriah works at all Squishy related businesses.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/725173410438758400 
*Emerson is able to leave the restaurant, though only when his shift has ended.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/725560735330140160
*He gets paid $10/hr.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/726313630257364992
**Yeuc_c claims that Emerson isn't paid well.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/727666495706005504
*Emerson takes pride in his job.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/725215068390883328
*He is aware that some of the items he throws into the elevator could be dangerous.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/726916871469793280
*He has no confirmed sexuality.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/746038596170055680
*Emerson has never done any illicit drugs. https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/731629837844971520
*Emerson is not aware of MR, but MR is aware of him.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/726211151660285952
**Emerson cannot be hurt by MR, as he is outside of the elevator.
*Emerson gets tired of people paying incorrectly.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/724651088497786880
**Yeuc_c says that he would throw a piece of merchandise at a customer if they asked a question about invalid payment. However, yeuc_c's wording contradicts itself, as they said they wouldn't be surprised, implying that it is only a hypothetical situation.
*If somebody were to ask Emerson for a "Fortnite Burger", he would just close the window and pretend that person isn't real until they eventually go away.https://tumblr.com/yeuc-c/725282156410257408
*Emerson does do things outside of working, he would consider himself a sandwich artist in his free time.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/724858286855307264
*Emerson would have brown hair.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/725100406087237632
*Emerson has a lisp.https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/726655871418056704
*Emerson would attend one of PartyNoob's parties if they could.https://yeuc-c.tumblr.com/post/760455629009715200
*Yeuc_c has stated that Emerson has a fursona. He said that he either has a fox, cat, or rabbit fursona.
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==References==
Category:NPCs
Category:Male NPCs