No Title Card Available (The Chum Bucket Business)/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the The Chum Bucket Business episode "No Title Card Available" from Season 1, which was initially released on DVD on May 26, 2011, and would air on television on June 1, 2012.
* [The episode begins with a cold open, on a shot of the Chum Bucket. We then fade to a shot of the payment booth, where SpongeBob is serving a customer.]
* SpongeBob: [serving a customer] Thank you! Come again!
* [The customer walks out of the restaurant with his food. SpongeBob peers out at the dining area and finds there are no customers. He then peers at his watch.]
* SpongeBob: [looking at his watch] Hmm, close to closing. [looking up at the dining area] And no customers.
* [SpongeBob then strolls out of the kitchen entrance and sits at a table where Plankton is also at.]
* SpongeBob: [sighing] Looks like the day's work is done, huh?
* Plankton: Yep.
* [The two sit in silence for a moment, then SpongeBob puts on a confused expression.]
* Plankton: [noticing SpongeBob] What is it?
* SpongeBob: I don't know. Something just feels off right now.
* [SpongeBob then ponders for a bit longer, then suddenly is shocked as his body turns into an exclamation point.]
* SpongeBob: [distressed] Oh my gosh! The episode didn't show a title card. [he begins hyperventilating]
* Plankton: [stopping SpongeBob] SpongeBob, quit! This isn't a TV show! What's the big deal about there being no title card?!
* SpongeBob: [lunging over Plankton menacingly] You don't know what I know, Plankton.
* Plankton: Still, no reason to get... [he notices SpongeBob has ran out of the Chum Bucket] all worked up. [angrily] Stupid kid.
* [Bubble transition]
* [SpongeBob runs to Patrick's house, panicking. He knocks on the rock continuously, knocking Patrick's face in as Patrick opens it up. It then pops back to normal.]
* Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob! What are you doing-
* SpongeBob: [cutting Patrick off] Patrick, the episode doesn't have a title card!
* Patrick: What! [begins hyperventilating]
* SpongeBob: [stopping Patrick] Calm down, buddy. If this episode doesn't have a title card, then we'll just have to find it ourselves. I'd scream if we go any longer without finding a title card.
* Patrick: [suddenly surprised] Ice cream? Ooh, can I come?
* SpongeBob: [pondering] Hmm. [SpongeBob makes his decision, accompanied by a ding sound] Sure, buddy!
* Patrick: [excited] All right!
* SpongeBob: Let's go find that title card! [he then points west, and SpongeBob and Patrick run in that direction]
* [The two run past a sign reading "Now Leaving Bikini Bottom", and continue running into the distance.]
* [Bubble transition]
* To be finished...
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