Faby

Faby (pronounced "FAB-ee") is a bird that is an extreme alcoholic. Now with said that, I think we can all agree that he likes to go to hell bars and get drunk with Homer Simpson. He is also a star of the shame Flappy Bird. He has a wife named Sarah and a boy named Katy(Faby was too drunk to know that Katy was a girl name). 
== Flappy Bird: Based on a true story ==
Every night when Katy is asleep, (obviously) Faby drinks. And drinks. And drinks. Until he's drunk. So Sarah dumped him and left him with Katy(which was a pretty stupid thing to do). So he must go around his city to find food. 
== Enemies with Mario ==
Faby also hates those the Mario brothers (and Luigi too), so the Mario haters, Bowser, that eviler Bowser clone, the other eviler Bowser clone, Ganon, and Sonic joined a club called M.A.R.M.A.G.E.D.D.O.N. (Get it? MARIO AND ARMAGEDDON? HAHAHHAHHA! Wait, that wasn't a joke... but still, it's a cool title!) that attempts to destroy those pesky plumbers. Mario also, to make it harder for Faby to find food, put pipes there. Poor, poor bird.Category:StuffCategory:Birds
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