Hamish

“	I love the taste of blackmail... and I'm not talking about Scott Joplin	”			— Hamish, Season 1, Episode 10: "Modern Pigs"	— Hamish, Season 1, Episode 10: "Modern Pigs"
Hamish 	Hamish
 	
Full Name 	Hamish
Hometown: 	Unknown
Occupation(s): 	Groundskeeper of Bellacourt Manor, former minstrel show owner, piano player, and performer - Lazy Black Hamish of Lazy Black Hamish and His Negro Knights
Personal Status 	Personal Status
Birth: 	Unknown
Age: 	Unknown
Race: 	White
Gender: 	Male
Illness: 	Possibly scurvy
Physical Appearance	Physical Appearance
Hair: 	Balding with black hair and a full black beard
Eye: 	Brown
Skin: 	Light
Misc: 	Has a thick yellow film over his teeth
Connections 	Connections
Friends: 	Hortense Bellacourt, Chair
Lovers: 	Chair, Lillian Bellacourt
Enemies: 	-
Series Information 	Series Information
First Appearance: 	"Pilot"
Played By 	Brett Gelman
HamishAnother Period (2016, May 26). In Wikipedia. Retrieved May 31, 2016, from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_Period., played by Brett Gelman, the groundskeeper who tends to the grounds of the mansion and performs certain other "special" duties such as kidnapping, abortions, "re-conforming to heterosexuality training," and selling women into sexual slavery. Hamish has a foul, unkempt appearance. His teeth are blackened with scurvy and other plaque, and he is often doing hard manual labor or carrying human feces. Hamish is a sadist and likes being tortured both physically and verbally (although stands in for erectile dysfunction with his overt masculinity). He recognizes Chair as a former prostitute whom he was a client to, making her life difficult. In the season one finale, Hamish ends up being framed for the murder of Scoops LaPue and is arrested.
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