Annoying Orange: Meteortron/Transcript

Star: I'm a star! A great big shining star! Yaaaaaay!
(a meteor smashes it and zooms to Earth)
(zooms in to Orange's house, where his voice is heard)
Orange: Whoa! What the heck are you? Are you a hoagie? Hey! Hey Hulk Hoagie!
Croissant: It's Croissant.
Orange: Hey! Hey Hulk Hoagie! Hey!
Croissant: It's Croissant, okay? You want me to spell it out for you?
Orange: Nah, that's what he's for.
Spell & Speak: Hoagie: H-O-A...
Croissant: That's it! You wanna rock and roll with me, come on! Let's rock and--
(the meteor smashes through the roof and lands on the counter, crushing Croissant)
Meteortron: Yaaahh!!
Orange: Whoa!
Pear: What the heck was that?
Meteortron: What are these Earth shapes?
Orange: That's not rock and roll, that's just rock ON a roll.
(laughs)
Spell & Speak: Can you spell "zing"?
(title card plays)
Pear: Holy crap, it's a meteor!
Orange: Meteor? Meatier than what?
Meteortron: Negative! I merely look like a meteor
.Midget Apple: So, what? You're like a comet?
Orange: He can't be a comet; he doesn't have a tail. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Meteortron: Silence!
Spell & Speak: Silence: S-I-L... (gets hit by a laser)
Orange: Hey!
(the screen shows Meteortron, who had a gun to shoot Spell & Speak)
Orange: Now I'll never learn how to spell.
Meteortron: Behold, I am Meteortron of the Frotobots. We are an alien race of shape-shifting robots locked in a never-ending battle with Opticons, who are also an alien race of shape-shifting robots who we will crush!
Orange: Wait, so you got a crush on who now?
Meteortron: Silence! And tell me where I can find a relic.
Orange: Huh?
Midget Apple: Um... you mean like a VCR?
Meteortron: No! The relic is a device of unspeakable power, which I have traced to this very... (record scratches) uh, what the crap is this place?
Orange: Kitchen?
Meteortron: Keetch-on. Now you must give me the relic.
Pear: Uh, sorry dude, we don't have any relic.
Meteortron: You cannot deceive a Frotobot. No matter. I have other ways of making you talk. (gets out a blade) (laughs evilly, while the blade is heard whirring)
Orange: Whoa! Cut it out, meteor-man. If you want the relic so bad, he's right there.
(the screen shows Relish)
Relish: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa, easy now. Just put the spinning blade down and let's talk this over.
Meteortron: Huh. This does not compute.
Relish: Yeah, it doesn't compute. You know why? Because I'm relish, not relic.
Meteortron: Further investigation is required. Initiate dissection. (his blade gets bigger and moves towards Relish)
Relish: Oh, thanks a lot, Orange. Thanks.
Orange: Uh-oh, this is gonna be "jarring." (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ew...
(a laser hits the blade, causing it to come off Meteortron. Meteortron roars. The screen shows Spell & Speak as a robot.)
Spell & Speak: Boom.
Orange: Spell & Speak, you're alive!
Spell & Speak: Yes, for I am more than an educational tool; I am... an Opticon.
Meteortron: Who we will crush!
Spell & Speak: Meteortron, step away from the relic.
Relish: Oh come on, you can't spell "relish"?
Meteortron: Prepare for battle! (he turns into a robot)
Orange: Whoa, time for Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
Meteortron: Behold!
Pear: Whoa!
Midget Apple: Neato burrito!
Meteortron: I am Meteortron!
(the screen zooms out to show Mervin)
Mervin the Watermelon: Hey guys, what's going on in here?
Orange: Hey, hey Mervin!
Mervin the Watermelon: What's up, Orange?
Orange: Robot.
Mervin the Watermelon: Huh? (Meteortron grabs him) Whoa, whoa! Put me down!
Meteortron: Die, Opticon! (throws Mervin towards Spell & Speak)
Mervin the Watermelon: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!! (Spell & Speak zaps a laser at Mervin, killing him.)
Orange: Whoa, heads up.
(Meteortron and Spell & Speak fight. Meteortron yells.)
Meteortron: Aaaaggh!!!
Opticon: Oh!
Midget Apple: Whoa!
Meteortron: Ha-ha-ha! Die!
Orange: Eh...
(Meteortron yells as he and Spell & Speak both zap a laser at each other, killing them both with an explosion)
Midget Apple: Wow!!
(Orange and Pear cough due to the smoke.)
Orange: (coughs) Whoa. Talk about deja boom. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha! (coughs) Ugh.
Pear: Oh... why is it we can't go one day in this kitchen without something exploding?
Midget Apple: Amen.
Orange: Yeah, it's pretty great, isn't it?
(Midget Apple and Pear groan)
Relish: Fear not, friends. We're safe now that the robots have destroyed themselves. Perhaps I can finally put away this... disguise. (takes off his disguise, revealing that he is actually relic)
Orange: Whoa!
Pear: Whoa!
Relish: Behold, it is I, the Relic--
(Hot Dog smashes through the roof and lands on the counter, crushing Relish.)
Hot Dog: Whoa-ho-ho-oh! What's up, dudes? I'm looking for the relish. You seen him anywhere?
(end credits show)
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