A Therapy Session

A Therapy Session is the second prompt in I Kaden's Ten Words of Wisdom.
== Prompt ==
"“Tell me what’s wrong” the therapist spoke. Open up already!"
=== Answers and Rankings ===
# MiddleEarthRocks - "And then I walked in… and it was fucking EVERYWHERE!" (⬆4)
# Accounty the Sequel - "I open up to them... by opening my mouth wide." (⬇1)
# BearTeam33 - "I realized that a pawn is worthless until it’s gone." (⬆42)
# SoftPretze1CrunchyPretze1 - "So much is wrong, explaining will exceed my word limit." (⬆12)
# BadDevs - "Gah! V-Vietnam s-scarred me... I w-won't touch a g-gun again!" (⬆1)
# TuffMunki2.0 - What's wrong is quite simple; I didn't invite you here." (⬆3)
# Ls mark - "Why don’t you tell me what’s wrong with you?" (⬆35)
# Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "My homophobic wife slept with a woman." (⬆40)
# .JUNk0.2009 - "The crippling mental war of codependency." (⬆8)
# Harold's Nuggets - "Well, things just haven’t been the same since the divorce." (⬆23)
# HeyHackett - "Pissed my pants in third grade. Never been the same." (⬇8)
# SlatchytheDog - "I... got cancer... is there some kind of cure I can take?" (⬆28)
# Prokaryotic cell gaming - "Nothing. (Plunges knife into their chest and walks away, whistling.)" (⬆17)
# ZeMedicisaSpy - "Open up? sorry, i can’t exactly preform surgery on myself." (⬇12)
# XLSCX - "I may have Alexthymia, which upsets me deeply. Apologies, Therapist." (⬆22)
# LemonCreamPie - "I dunno what you're taaaaalkin about bro. Soda's radddddical duuude!" (⬇3)
# YourFavouriteAlejandroStan - "I've been seeing another therapist." (⬆6)
# Carrot cruncher - "Wait.... You want to see my organs?!" (⬇8)
# EndarkenedGD - "Sorry, but I don't have a door as a stomach." (⬇12)
# Wett123 - "Well… I murdered a happy family of five for fun." (⬆2)
# Mx. Rose - "I put milk first instead of the cereal…" (⬇17)
# Arocknrolllover4life - "You think I'm that naive? I ain't telling you anything!" (⬆19)
# Alec's glasses - "Therapy is just advanced complaining, isn’t it?" (⬆36)
# Schweckness - "Do you want the short or long answer" (➡)
# Allright campers - "Are organs your kink? Weirdo. Also, my cat died." (⬇7)
# Fozthefox5 - "Irreverence is my disease- its second hand but you know me." (⬆34)
# No1IzzyFan - "Jumpy, aren't we? I think you know my answer: no." (⬇19)
# Mancity fan 2023 - "You see, ever since that day, I- I- can't!" (⬆36)
# InsanelyLameyAmy - "It would be easier to tell you what isn’t wrong." (⬆26)
# Miggle 2.0 - "Well, for starters, my mother was eaten. So, there's that." (⬇5)
# CraigsterCore - "I just consumed my entire family, there I said it." (⬇12)
# Ferocious flatulence - "(Sobbing) My roommate ate the last chili cheese dog!!!!" (➡)
# Xsimmo369 - "Anxiety. Mental Health. Feeling Overwhelmed." (⬆30)
# Maria.ionescu.5437 - "I am obsessed with a certain fictional character." (⬆19)
# Smilelyhermit - "Well actually, the therapy opened up to me about their problems." (⬆17)
# TomTheMemester10 - "Okay, Fine! I’m hating on him, because he’s more handsome!" (⬇8)
# Agente860vas - "My apologies, I'm not acquainted with you to open up." (⬆7)
# Tiny31boom - "People hate me for burning houses down, don’t know why" (➡)
# Epic Felidae Fan - "I have anger issues and I feel useless-" (⬇18)
# .bubelgumdum. - "I have so many bad thoughts that i get dizzy." (⬆17)
# MidnightsLover13 - "I need to stop these horrible thoughts I have." (⬇10)
# Click124 - "My best friend just unfriended me on roblox!😭" (⬇3)
# JustYourSarcasticFriend - "I blew up someone's house, now I pay the price." (⬆11)
# V0C4L01DD - "I've had lots of issues the past few years." (⬇1)
# Dragocorn 63 alt - "They make the dumbest stuff popular sometimes... Like Skibidi Toilet." (⬇16)
# Trrent - "How do I repair a broken heart and reputation?" (➡)
# Lainslayschangemymind - "My auntie is A MONSTER she STEALS MY DOG." (⬆9)
# WaterUnderscoreBoy - "I am, alright? I've just been saying 'I am alright'." (⬇37)
# VixAppearsSometimez - "It’s not me. It’s you. Go back to skibidi town." (⬇14)
# Therealhyunjin - "Mickey mouse has been torturing me with a bat lol" (⬇38)
# Cherryycobbler - "You'll have to be more specific." (⬆10)
# THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - "Im not a fish and im stuck in a fishbowl." (⬇2)
# TopherButNo - "Whenever I see a table I get diarrhea." (⬇38)
# The One and Only Jantzen - "I’m fucking el depresso Joey bananza replied back completely deadpan" (⬇18)
# The One and Only Brasicaserliy Fan - "Well..I've been having weird dream recently they are weird!" (⬆3)
# Frozenhusk - "I can't speak nor see. Maybe cuz I'm a newborn." (⬇7)
# AmayaMLB - "What da sigma 😍" (⬇37)
# The Pro-Wrestler - N/A (⬇31)
# RxinBoom.org - N/A (⬇12)
# Tamrynrocks16 - N/A (⬇9)
NOTE: Annieonthexbox and Gloopdoopmooo were both on break during the prompt, thus not giving responses.
== Pressure Test - A Starry-eyed Wish ==
The bottom eight - the three who did not answer and the bottom five answerers - had to compete in a Pressure Test, where they would have a smaller amount of time to answer a new prompt.
"Wishing star, oh wishing star... what will you wish for?"
=== Answers and Rankings ===
# TopherButNo - "I wish that you turn into a supernova you idiot."
# Frozenhusk - "I wish I wasn't made fun of at school…"
# The Pro-Wrestler - "I wish for true balance of self."
# The One and Only Brasicaserliy Fan - "Hmm..i wish for a giant donut to eat!"
# The One and Only Jantzen - "Obi wan Kenobis head flew at me at 100 mph."
# RxinBoom.org - N/A
# Tamrynrocks16 - N/A
NOTE: AmayaMLB asked to be eliminated prior to the Pressure Test results, thus not giving a response.
== Elimination ==
Rank	Contestant 	Reason
62nd	AmayaMLB 	Walked
61st	Tamrynrocks16	After a lackluster result in round one, Tamryn apparently conspired with themselves to throw every other prompt down the commode. After placing 51st in the opening round, the user did not even attempt to answer either the second prompt or the Pressure Test. Needless to say, such half-hearted attempts resulted in their elimination.
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