SpongeBob and Pinkie's Day Out/Babysitting Disaster/Transcript

The following is a script of SpongeBob and Pinkie's Day Out/Babysitting Disaster. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
CONTEXT WARNING FOR MENTIONS/ACTIONS OF R//PE AND SEMI SEXUAL ACTS. The wiki nor it's creator condone r//pe and SA (sexual assault).
[The episode starts with Spongepie Pony Girl's intro. Afterwards, the scene shows Pinkie, SpongeBob, and Bonnie all in Bonnie's room. Pinkie and SpongeBob are wrapping their arms around each other while watching Bonnie play in her toy box.]
Bonnie: me wike toy
Pinkie: *Giggles*guess she likes her new toys that we gave to her
SpongeBob: Well it makes sense since she has the exciment as you and me
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "The cmc came over cuase they were gonna watch bonnie while spongebob and pinkie pie go out". The scene changes to show the CMC facing Pinkie on the bottom floor of Sugarcube Corner.]
The CMC: HEY PINKIE!
Pinkie: Hey girls!
Apple Bloom: where is spongebob?
Pinkie: he is getting bonnie
Scootaloo: oh ok
Sweetie Belle: congragulations on your new baby girl!
Pinkie: Thanks sweetie belle
[SpongeBob appears in the next scene kissing Pinkie's cheek, which causes her to close the eye above the cheek and smile. The CMC all have different reactions to this. Scootaloo seems delighted, Apple Bloom remains the same, and Sweetie Belle looks away while grinning.]
Pinkie: spongebob there you are
SpongeBob: Well I didn't leave yet
Scootaloo: what a scene!!!
Sweetie Belle: and spongebob kisses pinkie as always
[Pinkie turns to face him and sees Bonnie on top of him.]
Pinkie: I see the baby got into your head again
SpongeBob: yeah.....
Apple Bloom: Woah that child can get in peoples heads?!
Scootaloo: so...COOL
Sweetie Belle: thats....strange but different
[Pinkie kisses SpongeBob's cheek and the CMC all appear excited.]
Pinkie: *kisses spongebob's cheek*Okay lets get that child out of your head
Scootaloo: I dont think this will go wrong!
Sweetie Belle: well if scootaloo is confident than so am I
Apple Bloom: yeah! plus it might be fun
[Scootaloo approaches confidently towards the family.]
Scootaloo: Okay guys no need to explain we dont need rules to babysit when we're in charge
SpongeBob: is she....
Pinkie: *sigh*yep..she is always like this
[Scootaloo pushes them outside Sugarcube Corner while Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom stand at the door with Bonnie.]
Scootaloo: Go! enjoy yourselves!
Pinkie: Alright scootaloo we got the picture we're going
Apple Bloom: Have fun tonight guys!
SpongeBob: dont let discord near her
Sweetie Belle: yes sir!
[The scene changes to show the CMC on the bottom floor of Sugarcube Corner with Bonnie sitting on the floor.]
Sweetie Belle: what now?
Scootaloo: as the expert we need to feed her first.
Apple Bloom: okay scoot
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "in the kitchen...". Bonnie is placed in a high chair facing the CMC inside the kitchen.]
Apple Bloom: there you stay there so we can get you food
[Sweetie Belle starts walking off screen towards the left. Scootaloo and Apple Bloom turn to watch her.]
Sweetie Belle: I know what will work be right back
Scootaloo: okay sweets
[Sweetie Belle walks back levitating a bowl with her magic that she places on the high chair.]
Sweetie Belle: here you go this is tomato soup I loved it when I was young
Apple Bloom: eat up bonn....
[The bowl drops to the ground. The CMC's pupils dilate.]
Apple Bloom: ......ie
[The screen zooms in towards Sweetie's face.]
Sweetie Belle: I hope spongebob and pinkie are having fun together
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Meanwhile...". The next scene has SpongeBob and Pinkie looking at each other while sitting on grass, presumably in a park.]
SpongeBob: Its pretty beautiful outside
Pinkie: yes and I'm glad I am able to spend time with you
[Their eyebrows lower softly, still smiling at each other.]
SpongeBob: pinkie did you bring any pie? I'm hungry...
Pinkie: Oh...no..I'm sorry.. I didn't think you would..
SpongeBob: aww man but I am hungry...oh wait a second..
____BEGINNING MENTIONS OF R//E, SA, AND SEXUAL ACTS. TO SKIP, SCROLL TO THE LINES.____
[He pins Pinkie down on the ground and furrows his brows while licking his lips. Her eyes widen and she heavily blushes.]
SpongeBob: yes you did...
Pinkie: what are you talking about? and why are you looking at me like that????!!!!!
SpongeBob: Oh pinkie...I think you know what I'm talking about
Pinkie: *gulp*oh no...
[SpongeBob starts to blush while Pinkie only blushes more.]
SpongeBob: Can I have a taste of my little pie....
Pinkie: Um....I dont...know....and please...stop looking at me with that face
SpongeBob: come on cutie patootie pinkie winkie pie you know you cant ever ever resist me babe
Pinkie: *whispers*he does have a point.....
SpongeBob: I heard what you said....
Pinkie: *in her head* He lost his mind..
[SpongeBob leans closer to Pinkie. Both their eyes are nearly closed.]
Pinkie: ....fine..........lets get it over and done....with....
SpongeBob: I'll make sure you enjoy it
Pinkie: promise?
SpongeBob: Promise...
Pinkie: Oh...senpi....
SpongeBob: Oh....my dear...Senorita....
[They both close their eyes and share a kiss.]
SpongeBob: I'm gonna enjoy this....Your....so....tasty....
Pinkie: you are as well baby....
[They stop kissing and return to the previous position.]
SpongeBob: you ready for the best part?
Pinkie: whenever you are....
SpongeBob: I'm gonna tell you how this is gonna work
Pinkie: oh....how....
[He goes back to his first position pinning her down.]
SpongeBob: Your tounge will be the pie,my tounge will be the fork and your body will be my plate
Pinkie: Um......
SpongeBob: got the rules?
Pinkie: I..guess
[He leans back in and kisses her again.]
SpongeBob: well I'm ready then
Pinkie: well if....your...ready..than.....I..am....
[They close their eyes.]
SpongeBob: sweet lord of god....your...your..t....tounge
Pinkie: your tounge is taking me to heaven....
SpongeBob: Mmmmmm Oh yes.....thats the spot....
Pinkie: you got the right stuff spongie cutie
SpongeBob: Your so....satisfying
Pinkie: Your the only thing I'm ever gonna be satisfyed with....ever....mmmmmm so.....nutrisoius.....
SpongeBob: mmmmmm I...love...this
Pinkie: not as much as I do babe
SpongeBob: I need to have more of your tounge....I'm going deeper.....
Pinkie: no! wait!Don't!Mmmmmm Oh loverbob thats the best spot you ever layed your tounge on
SpongeBob: Oh really....what about....here...
Pinkie: Oh....my...celestia..right there my little criminal!
SpongeBob: Whatever you say my little cutie pinkie winkie pie Oh....sweetie pie...give it to me....
Pinkie: anything for you....my....senpi...Dont stop spongie baby!
SpongeBob: lets take a step up...
Pinkie: yes my love...mmmmmm
SpongeBob: mmmmm
Pinkie: mmmmhmmmhmmm
SpongeBob: How are you.....mmm.....so....delicious.....
Pinkie: I guess.....I'm the master of kisses...spongebob........senpipants
SpongeBob: Mmmmm......pinkie........
Pinkie: Mmmmm.....spongie.....
[They open their eyes slightly.]
Pinkie: please.....spongebob...please.....can..we stop....
SpongeBob: I thought your enjoying this.....
Pinkie: I....am...but....
SpongeBob: I'm sorry cutie pie...but....the please...ain't gonna save you now..
Pinkie: oh come on....
[SpongeBob's eyes bulge.]
Pinkie: ....daddy..
SpongeBob: *in his head* Oh no she didn't...there is no way....
[Her eyes open more and SpongeBob furrows his brows.]
SpongeBob: What Did you just call me......
Pinkie: Umm....nothin..you were....I was..umm....
SpongeBob: There is no way your leaving me now....
Pinkie: spongebob...no...please..I'm....sorry....I..didn't mean...
SpongeBob: sorry won't save you either...
[His brows furrow further and Pinkie closes her eyes.]
SpongeBob: no Kiss me.....you...you know you want me...and you.....know you..need....me
Pinkie: why...
SpongeBob: you know you want to badly....
Pinkie: fine....you will pay one day
[He closes his eyes.]
Pinkie: Th....there....happy now.....?
SpongeBob: Yes...my dear......cutie....pie....I wanna keep this up.......
Pinkie: do we have to...
SpongeBob: yes of course!
Pinkie: but...what if....
SpongeBob: Sorry...no buts....besides,you like it....don't deny it.....also....I need a little more pie.... I'm not....full yet...
Pinkie: will you please stop bringing the pie thing up...please..
SpongeBob: hmmm let me think........never...
Pinkie: your kinda tasty...
SpongeBob: Heck pinkie! your delicious mmmmm....pinkie winkie....stay still...
Pinkie: spongebob.....plea.....mmmmm...sto.....mmmmmmm
[She lifts up her hoof and pushes SpongeBob away. She smiles while he looks down happily. Both of them are still blushing.]
Pinkie: Okay thats enough no more.....
SpongeBob: ohhh too bad....that was fun....
[They stand up and embrace each other while kissing.]
Pinkie: Oh spongie boo! I was just joking around with you!
SpongeBob: oh you little trickster!
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[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Well...that proves that." After a few seconds, it changes to say, "meanwhile with the cmc". The CMC, still wide eyed, stare offscreen towards the left while Bonnie holds onto Scootaloo's hoof.]
Sweetie Belle: oh celestia this is hard
Scootaloo: its not like it could get any worse
[Discord appears in front of them in the kitchen. Bonnie cries while the CMC take defensive positions.]
Discord: sorry kidos it just did
Apple Bloom: *growls*
Scootaloo: DISCORD!!!!!!!!!
Sweetie Belle: You gotta be joking right now
[Sweetie Belle brings Bonnie closer to her while Discord eats a cookie.]
Sweetie Belle: shh its okay bonnie
Apple Bloom: come on discord!!
Scootaloo: we had enough of you lately
Discord: I only came to do this
[The scene changes to show the other side of Sugarcube Corner. Discord's lion paw is about to snap in the bottom left corner.]
The CMC: discord.....
[The room becomes trashed.]
The CMC: DISCORD!!!!
[He fully enters the shot while holding a glass of chocolate milk.]
Discord: your welcomed!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "meanwhile with the..spongepie couple". Pinkie and SpongeBob are sitting across from each other on a picnic blanket while the sun sets behind them.]
SpongeBob: This is nice...but where did the food even come from....
Pinkie: logic babe....logic
SpongeBob: oh okay cutie patootie
[They look at each other shyly.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie I think out of all the ones I met in my life your more than my wife,your gonna remain my very best friend
Pinkie: awww spongebob!Your so sweet your my best friend too!
SpongeBob: you know what that means?
Pinkie: no...what?
[He leaps into the air and Pinkie smiles while extending a hoof.]
SpongeBob: I'm gonna make us roll down the mountain!
Pinkie: okay!..okay!..lets do it!
[The scene pans out to show the mountain amongst apple trees. The couple can be spotted rolling down the mountain towards the right side of the screen.]
SpongeBob: I'm gonna race you!
Pinkie: okay I will beat you
SpongeBob: nope!I dont think so!
Pinkie: Oh I know so!
[They roll farther along.]
Pinkie: I'm gonna beat you!
SpongeBob: No I'm gonna beat....
Pinkie: I WIN!
SpongeBob: Look out!
Pinkie: spongebob wait!
SpongeBob: in coming hug!
[They are lying together on top of pink flowers.]
SpongeBob & Pinkie: *Laughing*
[SpongeBob gets up while Pinkie stays laying down.]
Pinkie: Oh my celestia I feel so happy this is the best day ever
SpongeBob: *In his head* Wow she is real cute when she is excited...
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Spongebob than took him and pinkie to the top of another mountain so they could enjoy the rest of their romantic day together". The next scene has them seen from a distance sitting on a mountain together.]
SpongeBob: Oh my goodness pinkie!
[The shot gets closer to them.]
SpongeBob: this is beautiful I've had a great day with you
Pinkie: I know right?! This is the most romantic thing I have ever done with you
SpongeBob: But again...nothing or nopony is as beautiful as my little pinkie winkie
[She leans closer to him.]
Pinkie: oh...you want to play that game again....
SpongeBob: yep
[They kiss each other.]
SpongeBob: just hush and let me kiss you cutie patootie pie!
Pinkie: okay love...
[She gets away from him.]
Pinkie: okay lover man thats enough......
SpongeBob: are you serious?
[She faces him again and her brows lower.]
SpongeBob: you want to quit just like that?!
Pinkie: you know what....
[She leans in to kiss him and embrace one another.]
Pinkie: NO WAY BABY! Come to me my delicious spongie
SpongeBob: I love you with all my heart pinkie pie!
Pinkie: And I love you with all mine!
[They return to facing each other.]
SpongeBob: are you still done yet?
Pinkie: no.......
[They kiss again. SpongeBob only holds Pinkie while she tucks her hooves near her chest.]
SpongeBob: oh come here you pinkie winkie cutie you!
[The shot zooms out.]
Pinkie: Oh...spongebob...
SpongeBob: yes pinkie winkie....
[They hug.]
Pinkie: Give me a hug like never before!
SpongeBob: Ok love...
Pinkie: This is the...
SpongeBob: best day ever?
Pinkie: yes and most romantic!
SpongeBob: your right this is the most romantic hug ever
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "meanwhile with the CmC". The CMC are standing near the stairs in Sugarcube Corner. Scootaloo is panicking while Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom look worried.]
Scootaloo: Oh celestia! We are so dead when spongebob and pinkie find out about this mess
Sweetie Belle: scootaloo calm down!
Apple Bloom: lets just bath bonnie that cant be trouble....
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "when the cmc put bonnie in the tub". In the bathroom, Bonnie is smiling in the bubble filled bathtub while the CMC all cheer happily.]
Scootaloo: Yay nothing is going wrong!
Apple Bloom: see nothing to worry about
Sweetie Belle: you were right applebloom
[Discord appears near the right side of the screen. Bonnie continues to play in the bath while the CMC freak out.]
Discord: or was she.....
Apple Bloom: Nope I was wrong
Sweetie Belle: can we say it?!
Scootaloo: yes
[The scene changes to show the exterior of Sugarcube Corner.]
The CMC: DISCORD!!!
Discord: bye girls
[The CMC lay in the middle of the trashed main floor, visibly disappointed.]
Sweetie Belle: oh great discord messed up everything here
Apple Bloom: what else could possibly...
SpongeBob: oh pinkie I had the best time
Pinkie: Me too spongie babe!
[The shot zooms into the CMC, who all have dilated pupils.]
Sweetie: was that....
Scootaloo: Spongebob and pinkie are back!
Apple Bloom: Ah crap what do we do?!
Sweetie Belle: applebloom grab bonnie I think I have an idea
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Pinkie kissing outside of the entrance to Sugarcube Corner.]
Pinkie: oh spongebob! I dont know what I'd be doing if we weren't together
SpongeBob: probally killing ponies and turning them to cupcakes
[They approach the door, still kissing.]
Pinkie: yeah probally
SpongeBob: Dearest, allow me to open the door for you my princess
Pinkie: okay my prince
[They enter Sugarcube Corner with the lights off. Both of them look confused.]
SpongeBob: hmm why are the lights off????
Pinkie: I...I..I don't know...
SpongeBob: hold on let me just...
[The lights turn on and Pinkie and SpongeBob look horrified.]
SpongeBob: what in the name of luna?!?!?!
Pinkie: Girls what happened?
[The CMC all smile awkwardly while Bonnie is upside down and standing on one hoof.]
Sweetie Belle: Oh...hey guys...
Scootaloo: *sarcasum* wow real good thinking sweetie belle
Apple Bloom: *also sarcasum* best plan ever...
Bonnie: Mama home! dada home!
[SpongeBob and Pinkie hug Bonnie.]
Bonnie: huggies!
SpongeBob: hey sweetie!
[The endcard plays and after a few seconds, the video ends.]