誰だトイレの便座上げたやつ (Dare da Toilet no Benza Ageta Yatsu)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
寝起きで朝からトイレに行って 	neoki de asa kara toire ni itte 	When I got up in the morning to go to the toilet
おもむろに便器に座ったら 	omomuro ni benki ni suwattara 	and sat myself down on it,
いつも下りてる便座が上がってて 	itsumo oriteru benza ga agattete 	the toilet seat that's always down was up
おしりが便器にはまっちゃったよ 	oshiri ga benki ni hamatchatta yo 	and my bottom got stuck in the toilet bowl.
 	 	
誰だトイレの便座上げたやつ 	dare da toire no benza ageta yatsu 	Who's the one who raised the toilet seat?
おしりが痛いぞふざけんなコラ！ 	oshiri ga itai zo fuzaken na kora! 	My bottom hurts! You gotta be kidding me!
 	 	
便座に座るときはよく見てから座ろう 	benza ni suwaru toki wa yoku mite kara suwarō 	When you sit down on the toilet, do it after you check.
便器におしりがはまると痛いし汚いよ 	benki ni oshiri ga hamaru to itai shi kitanai yo	If your bottom gets stuck it'll hurt, plus it's dirty.
便座に座るときはよく見てから座ろう 	benza ni suwaru toki wa yoku mite kara suwarō 	When you sit down on the toilet, do it after you check.
とりあえずお風呂でおしり洗ってこよう 	toriaezu ofuro de oshiri waratte koyō 	I'm straightaway going to wash my bottom in the bath.
 	 	
そういえば夜中トイレいったとき 	sō ieba yonaka toire itta toki 	Come to mention it, when I went to the toilet in the middle of the night
自分で上に上げたんだったっけ 	jibun de ue ni ageta n datta kke 	was it me that raised it?
 	 	
便座に座るときはよく見てから座ろう 	benza ni suwaru toki wa yoku mite kara suwarō 	When you sit down on the toilet, do it after you check.
便器におしりがはまると痛いし汚いよ 	benki ni oshiri ga hamaru to itai shi kitanai yo	If your bottom gets stuck it'll hurt, plus it's dirty.
便座に座るときはよく見てから座ろう 	benza ni suwaru toki wa yoku mite kara suwarō 	When you sit down on the toilet, do it after you check.
とりあえずお風呂でおしり洗ってこよう 	toriaezu ofuro de oshiri waratte koyō 	I'm straightaway going to wash my bottom in the bath.
==External Links==
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Len's Lyrics - Romaji and translation source
*piapro - Lyrics
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