Last Polina Party

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The Last Polina Party was held on June 14th, 2011, in celebration of Andrew Howell and Kayla Bryant's birthdays. The party started instantly at around 8:30. Nondescript by Polina standards, in that no shopping carts made their way roofwards and Phil Howell was not present to fall on an icy street, but there was a large amount of Shuffling, and the historical significance of the event is undeniable. The only major catastrophe is the laundry room closet doors breaking, but this could have easily occurred from a light breeze, or perhaps someone saying BUHUH! too close to the doors. Eur has been ruled out as the cause, as the doors would have shattered in pieces if exposed to the sound for a prolonged period.