UnAnything Wiki

thumb|350px|UnAnything Main Page circa December 2013.
Gather around children, and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, the UnAnything Wiki was created. The end! Oh, what's that? You want more? Very well then.
The UnAnything Wiki (or simply "UnAnything") is the greatest landmark of all the Interwebs. It's what you're looking at right now! It is run by us: the UnAnything Team. We are now at articles, including this one. Yes, we have an article about ourselves. I mean, who else would be so arrogant as to have an article about itself?
Our mission is to rid the world of these things called "facts" and replace them with our own biased and inaccurate research. In fact, we celebrate our research by electing pages as being "Wanted" in a tradition nobody knows the meaning of anymore. As you can see, we know what we're doing. As part of this commitment, we are here today to tell you everything you need to know about the UnAnything Wiki: 
== A Brief History of the UnAnything Wiki ==
A long time ago, older than Your Mom ago, some guy saw the UnUniverse and thought "Hmm, this seems interesting" and so put down list of everybody who lived in it. He didn't know anything about these people, so made stuff up. Anyways, he got stuck on A after writing about Arnold Schwarzenegger, so stopped there to take a break. When he returned, his list was burned by Captain 1 because Captain 1 saw it as a threat to his own Anything Wiki. Captain 0 heard about this, and kicked Captain 1's butt until it was sore, swearing to protect this guy's life work from him.
Our founder then made a new list, but this time it only included the most important guys in the UnUniverse, as well as where they lived and what they ate. He then founded the UnAnything Wiki so that anybody could add stuff he forgot about. Unfortunately, he died of old age trying to add info to Chuck Norris's trivia section, so Captain 0 took over and mentored the UnAnything Team so that they could finish his articles.
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