PPB News: Popeye Jr's IQ test Score Revealed

Greetings, this is Lester Ridley of PPB news today with some interesting news. Popeye Jr. recently did an IQ test against a roadkill Raccoon today to try and prove his intelligence. In what would be a worlds first of Thacktrian Republic history, Popeye Jr. not only scored negative in the IQ test but he invented an entire new tier for lower intelligence people.
"I can't believe a flattened Raccoon is smarter than Popeye Jr. Actually, no. I can believe it." said one witness.
"Can we elect the dead raccoon?"
Popeye Jr's score was -69. The dead Raccoon was a +44. In a fit of anger, Popeye Jr. ordered Indigo Syndicate soldiers to shoot up everyone in the facility and leave no trace of their bodies. During the slaughter, Popeye Jr. tried to dispose of the dead raccoon but the corpse of the animal gave Popeye Jr. a black eye and snapped his foot.
Popeye Jr. promises when he is elected, he'll modify the IQ tests to be more of his needs.
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