Norvinskian Federation

== Introduction ==
Norvinskia (or TNF) is a Faction originating from The Coalition, DS-SDF, SIE and MC for the purpose of cleansing Garry's Mod of all Normies and Gen Z Pollutants who seek to alter or damage the Sacred Anarchy of Gmod.
The Term "Norvinskia" stands for Normies Visualize Themselves Killed In Action, and also takes inspiration from other now Nonexistent / Rebranded entities.
NORV and TNF are both tags for Norvinskia and are interchangeable.
== Political Parties ==
Norvinskia has two Political Parties that represent the alternative beliefs of Norvinskia and its' purpose in Garry's Mod. Norvinskia normally shuns Democracy and Western Values but makes exceptions in the name of memes or political mockery.
=== Noahpublican Party ===
The Noahpublican Party is a Shitpost based off of Noah's Username combined with inspiration from the real life American Republican Party.
To quote the representative and founder, Noahplayzgaming, the party is "Dedicated to Making Things Better For Everyone".
The Noahpublican Party believes that Norvinskia should have a Strong Government.
=== Izerian-Checkerist Party ===
The Izerian-Checkerist Party is founded and led by Vali and has an Unknown Basis, most likely a Larp-Based one if any. The Izarian-Checkerist Party is presumed to believe in a Weaker Government for Norvinskia and supposedly represents Western / Democratic Beliefs.
== History ==
=== DS-SDF Timeline ===
The Dollar Store Sanctuary Defense Force [DS-SDF], the clan which Norvinskia traces its' origin date back to, was a clan based within Super Garry's Mod Server of which Noahplayzgaming was a prominent member of. Upon encountering The Anti-Cringe Association [ACA] and several other Server Powers, DS-SDF was beaten into activity, where it remained barren for several months.
=== Coalition Timeline ===
==== First Coalition ====
The Earliest Variant of The Coalition was created on Super Garry's Mod Server by a handful of people as a Sister-Clan to The Monolith. Eventually The Coalition betrayed The Monolith and assisted their former adversary Scanty against them. The Monolith soon surrendered and established Holy Grounds which The Coalition respected at first, until they grew tired of their gaslighting and broke the treaty. Soon The Anti-Cringe Association was involved in the conflict, chasing off both The Coalition and The Monolith from Super. To avoid further conflict with ACA, Scanty dissolved The Coalition and became a Lone Wolf on Super for a few weeks. Later, Scanty saw an opportunity to forge another clan on Super, but changed its' name to prevent ACA from hunting them down again. This faction was far more successful than any Scanty had been in before, receiving numerous recruits and active members. It was at this point that Scanty became aware of the Faction Meta and made efforts to become involved in it, but several communities were unhappy with The Coalition and banded together to remove them. In addition to this, The Coalition suffered a crippling morale shortage and shrunk into irrelevancy for many months to develop a new plan to restore itself to power.
=== Norvinskian Timeline ===
Noah returned to Garry's Mod in September and became aware The Coalition. He sought out an alliance with them, much to the dismay of The Collective Sovereignty Initiative [CSI]. The Coalition and DS-SDF merged together and fought off CSI, liberating their new home server Danktown from their grasp. Over the course of the next few months, Scanty and Noah would plot to restore their new combined Faction to power, which led to the formation of The Norvinski Federation, repurposing themselves to decontaminate the meta of Normie Pestilence and feeding off of incompetent clans to strengthen themselves.
== Wars ==
This Category focuses on Post-Merge Conflicts.
===TNF - CSI War (September 2022)===
====First Battle (Danktown)====
The First Battle was against Blip, Demoman and Gog with Scanty, Noah, and Momento Mori attending. Right away Scanty noticed several flaws in CSI, with Demoman being from ACA, and Gog being generally incompetent. Blip claimed there were more CSI members but thus far no more have been witnessed. The Battle ended in a victory for CSI with the ratio of Kills being roughly 2:1. The Deaths were not recorded as there was a great deal of screwing around before and during the battle. But after the battle, Blip stated that CSI would not agree to a fair Treaty or Non-Aggression Pact and would force Norvinskia to surrender, with the terms of its surrender being the disbanding of Norvinskia. Scanty laughed this off as it was extremely unreasonable and otherwise absurd, and the war continued.
====Second Battle (Danktown)====
CSI once again joined Danktown along with some members of TTN who attempted to divert CSI's attention away from Norvinskia by starting an unrelated fight. Blip argued that CSI was only there to fight The Norvinskians. After a while, Scanty left the server temporarily due to having to go somewhere IRL, and led to Blip denying that Scanty was occupied, demanding that he rejoin the server. Eventually, Scanty did reluctantly rejoin, and Blip immediately went AFK, resulting in a massive Trolling Battle between IHS, CSI, and Null Blau, which lasted a whole thirty minutes, which Blip was offline for the entire time. Scanty finally declared that if Blip did not return, Norvinskia would declare victory over the battle which technically had not been fought due to Blip's absence. A member of CSI claimed this was not the case and argued that "CSI had won". Immediately after, the last CSI member had left the server, handing victory over to Norvinskia.
===TNF - Maren War (10/10/22)===
Maren, after betraying Norvinskia, made an unrecognized territorial claim on NZVP, which Norvinskia responded to with war. This prompted Maren to foolishly demand asylum from ACA, and a battle resulted. It took quite a long time to convince Xenoscooty to agree to fight on a neutral server, and when he finally did, he proceeded to Spawnkill Scanty, with his defense being Spawnkilling not having been explicitly prohibited. ACA won the fight via K/D, but whether they deserve this victory is heavily debated due to their pettiness in combat. Scanty also managed to get several kills on ACA despite their cheating, which Xenoscooty hilariously denied having occurred.
===TNF - CASC War===
Slayker, having been corrupted by Gopnik, lost Norvinskia's respect and patience and initiated The NORV-CAC War. Slayker, having no members to support him, his last member having left his clan, was all alone in his war against Norvinskia. Slayker fought NORV a total of Thirteen Times, all of which ended with him cheating and ragequitting, handing victory to Norvinskia in every single battle. During the War, Slayker stated that he would build a "Powerful Army" that would overthrow Norvinskia in precisely Six Years' Time. Upon further examination, it was discovered that this "Army" consisted entirely of TMU Members, who would be of no support to Slayker. Following the Thirteenth Battle, Slayker would release a video complaining about IHS and telling them to "Leave Him Alone" despite every battle against Slayker began with him joining Danktown.
===SPQR Incident===
A Small Clan of Roman Larpers known as SPQR joined Danktown claiming that Norvinskia was a "Tribe" and used "Man-Made" Weaponry to fight Norvinskia, which consisted entirely of ArcCW Bayonets, Wiremod Autoturrets, Prop Cannons which they referred to as spears, and numerous other barbaric weapons. They also Spawnkilled numerous times and used Illegal Health Upgrades. Towards the end of the battle, NORV and SPQR agreed to have a duel with NORV using Guns and SPQR using Bayonets. NORV had a rough start but eventually amassed 21 Points while SPQR managed to receive only 11. Before this duel, Noah's game crashed. When he rejoined, SPQR abandoned the duel they were losing and resumed cheating. Throughout the entire battle, they used primitive braindead logic to try to condone the use of barbaric weapons, and at the end, when they were banned for cheating once again, they falsely claimed victory, Though, The true victors of this battle were NORV.
===TNF - STAMP "War" (11/6/22)===
Scanty and a few of the former Sesastani Veterans agreed to dedicate their clan to targeting lesser "Bottom-Of-The-Barrel" Type Clans to gain strength. They deemed Slayker too boring and incompetent of a target to provide a meaningful Winstreak, so NORV decided to target STAMP instead. After heavy debate over the battle schedule, the group eventually attempted to join the server at almost 5PM. Metro was able to join quickly, but Noah took almost a half hour to join and was instantly disconnected three times, while Scanty simply gave up after having to wait a mind-boggling amount of time.
Scanty voted that the group retreat to Danktown and invite STAMP to join, which they declined, making numerous excuses, despite Danktown being much faster to load than STAMP's Server, and being overall better in general.
It was also discovered that STAMP removed all basic HL2 Weapons, and the majority of the heavy storage was taken up by Modern Warfare Weapons.
This battle was definitely a confirmed win for Norvinskia.
== Foreign Relations ==
FACTION NAME 	FACTION TAG	STATUS OF RELATIONS
Crewment-Association Clan 	CASC 	Enemy
Union of Soviet Socialist Ruskies 	USSR 	Ally
Renault Force 	RF 	Trade Ally
CN ACF Realbuilder 	CARB 	Trade Ally, N-AP
The Anti-Cringe Association 	ACA 	idfk lol
Space Time Administrative Military Police	STAMP 	Negative
The Turtle Nation 	TTN 	Negative
== Previous Flags ==
Category:Factions
Category:Under Construction
Category:Merge