The Kam Room Guard

This room guard, featuring a statue of Kam on a motion-activated periwinkle base, blurts 1 of 5 warnings when the motion sensor is activated; it's voiced by Janice Kawaye. Like The Philly Phil Room Guard, it was made by Novelty Inc. from 2007-2011 as a Hammacher Schlemmer exclusive.
== The Warnings ==
# "Get out and stay out!"
# "No trespassing allowed!"
# "You're not allowed beyond this point!"
# "You've been caught snooping as usual!"
# "You have been caught red-handed!"