Soap Opera Mountain Climbing (ADWSS Episode Transcript)

*[the episode begins at Patrick's house]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, it's time we had a talk about your diet.
*Patrick: What's wrong with my diet?
*[SpongeBob opens Patrick's door, which makes an avalanche of candy flow out]
*SpongeBob: We need to get you healthy. Perhaps Sandy could help you lose some weight. She works out a lot.
*[the scene cuts to Sandy's Treedome]
*Sandy: I was just going to go climb a mountain, so if Patrick were to come along he could probably lose some weight. As long as you don't get too close. Don't let SpongeBob get to close to me, alright Patrick?
*Patrick: Why not?
*Sandy: Complicated reasons.
*SpongeBob: Very, very complicated reasons.
*Patrick: Okay...
*[the scene cuts to the mountain]
*Patrick: Great, you guys have fun. *begins walking away*
*SpongeBob: Yes, fun.
*Sandy: I'm staying at least a meter away from you.
*[Patrick begins to film them on camera]
*Patrick: Wow, this is like a soap opera!
*Sandy: What?
*SpongeBob: Oh, the romantic drama!
*Sandy: Romantic drama?
*Patrick: This will get me millions on TV!
*SpongeBob: Would you climb with us, please?
*Patrick: So I can get a closer look on the scene?
*SpongeBob: Erm... yeah.
*[Patrick gets onto the rocks with them and points the camera to SpongeBob]
*Patrick: See this sponge, kids? This is what happens to you after years and years of being rejected by an underwater squirrel.
*SpongeBob: Rejected? REJECTED!?
*Patrick: Ooh, spicy.
*Sandy: Spicy? What do you even mean?
*SpongeBob: The rejection can end, you know.
*Sandy: It can. But it won't.
*Patrick: And the drama continues.
*Sandy: Can we just get climbing? With Patrick not trying to film a soap opera?
*Patrick: I can't stop mid-episode!
*SpongeBob: Wait, are you live-streaming this?
*Patrick: Straight onto FishTube. It has 1 billion views already!
*SpongeBob: What?!
*Sandy: CLIMB! I don't care if that thing has... oh wait, I actually do. We could be rich!
*SpongeBob: Yeah!
*Patrick: You won't get any profits unless you guys make out right no
*SpongeBob: Ready to get rich?
*Sandy: I would prefer not...
*SpongeBob: But I prefer!
*[SpongeBob jumps torwards Sandy, knocking her to the rock and rolling her off, causing her to fall down the mountain]
*Patrick: What a twist! Spicy.
*Sandy: Spicy?
*Patrick: Quiet, Sandy! Can't you see I'm filming SpongeBob harass you in ways we can't mention on film?
*SpongeBob: Actually, I didn't mean to knock her off the rock, I just wanted to kiss her. Is she okay?
*Patrick: Oh look, 5 billion views. This video is smoking hot!
*SpongeBob: Patrick, you climb while I go see Sandy.
*Patrick: Yeah, up there I'll have a better view.
*[Patrick climbs up, while looking at SpongeBob, he falls down and lands directly on Sandy]
*SpongeBob: Spicy. You know what? Have fun being fat, Patrick. I'm taking one hundred percent profit for this video. Have fun!
*[the episode ends]
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