Ristar's Bizarre Adventure

== Overview ==
Ristar’s Bizaire Adventure is a non canon spinoff of the Ristar series created by a rogue Ristar developer. It is based off of the first three Ristar games, as well as Ristar 0 and Ristarpg. It is widely regarded as the most intense 2012 Olympic event.
== Gameplay ==
Ristar’s Bizarre Adventure is a fighter game where you control one of 12 characters in 1v1 matches. It has an intricate combat system featuring standard moves, special moves, jumping and crouching variations of each, as well as a slew of combos. It is neat.
=== Characters ===
Ristar’s Bizarre Adventure features the following characters:
Ristar
Dark Ristar
Drunken Dark Ristar
Harribo
Grey Ristar
Feel
Smallstar
Radical Red Ristar
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Chupa Chups Ristar
Vampire Grandpappy Ristar
Vampire Kaiser Greedy
== Plot ==
Opening Cutscene
Ristar is in Ristar house
Dad Ristar: Hey there son it’s me your father and hero of the Valdi System Dad Ristar
Ristar: Why do you say that every time you talk to me dad
Dad Ristar: Hey guess what you’re getting an adopted brother
Dark Ristar: Hey there hetero
Ristar: Hey that’s the guy who killed Grandpappy Ristar
Dad Ristar: Whoops
Dark Ristar: I’m taking your stone mask bye
Dad Ristar: Hey that’s my prized stone mask
Dark Ristar is seen entering then later leaving a gay strip club. He is drunk when he leaves.
Dark Ristar: I am gay drunk right now
Guy: Hey fuck you
Dark Ristar: Yo imma put this stone mask on you
Guy: Oh no I am getting a nosebleed
Dark Ristar: Ha sucks to be you hetero
Guy: I am vampire now
Dark Ristar: What
Dark Ristar returns to Ristar house
Dark Ristar: Imma kill you Ristar
Ristar: Oh noes
Dark Ristar: Stab lol
Dad Ristar: Don’t worry I stopped the knife with my back
Ristar: Dad youre dying
Dad Ristar: Whoops
Dark Ristar: Imma use this stone mask and Dad Ristar’s blood to become a gay vampire
Ristar: Thats the worst kind of vampire
Dark Ristar: I reject my starmanity, Ristar!
After Ristar beats Dark Ristar
Ristar: Ha I beat you
Dark Ristar: Imma turn dead people into gay vampires bye
Ristar: Not if I stop you
Dark Ristar: You won’t
Ristar: How do you know
Dark Ristar: Because the game just started
Ristar: Shit you’re right
After Ristar beats everyone else
Ristar: I beat everyone and now I’m gonna beat you Dark Ristar
Dark Ristar: I see you’ve made some allies
Speedwagon: Indeed he has! And we shall beat you now!
Chupa Chups Ristar: Booyahkashah
Dark Ristar: Then we shall fight
After Ristar beats Dark Ristar
Dark Ristar: Oh no you beat me
Ristar: Yay I did it
The credits start rolling
Dark Ristar: Ha I’ll escape during the credits
Ristar: Oh noes
Dark Ristar: Haha I’ll be back in the sequel
Ristar: But there is no sequel
Dark Ristar: Not yet dun dun dun
== Trivia ==
* Chupa Chups Ristar is pronounced with an uh instead of an oo despite how the candy is pronounced
* Waluigi and Mel Gibson sometimes appear in the background during fights
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