Bleach Wiki Ban FAQ

So, you've been banned by the Bleach Wiki - either from the site itself, from the affiliated Discord server, or by the official Twitter account - and you're wondering: why? How could I possibly deserve this? There's no WAY I'm at fault here! Well, you do, and you are, so scroll to the appropriate section below to learn why.
==Sexism/Misogyny==
Ah, the first half of the Dynamic Duo of internet weeb behavior: hating women. 2D, 3D, virtual, in the flesh - it doesn't matter to you, does it? Somehow, they're ruining your otherwise pure and untarnished manga/anime series by either existing within it and hogging precious screentime with their whining and air-breathing OR by being fans of the work and happy about it (or, worse yet, being women and girls who like the women and girls of Bleach!) You can't have that in this macho-manly testosterone muscle beard erection show, so you've gone and degraded those characters as annoying bimbos, harassed those fans as sluts and whores, because they're not doing you the common courtesy of being silent and being there solely for you to jerk off to.
Reality check, you schlubby, mouthbreathing pencil-dick fuckboi: women and girls have a place in Bleach and in its fanbase, but you do not. You will never find real love, never do accomplish anything meaningful in your life, never fill the void in your heart that you keep shoveling dirt into. You are alone and unloved, and you will be forever. We don't want you and your shit. Fuck off.
==Racism==
And here's the caped crusader, the second punch of the 1-2 combo of otaku behavior: hating minorities. There's a whopping total of 18 characters with dark skin across all of Bleach, out of the hundreds-strong cast populating the series - but by God, by jove, that's 19 too many for you! All these woke and political manga and anime are missing the true message of their medium: Japan is a white nation and should be portrayed as such! And heavens to Betsy, is that a black man you see enjoying the Soul Society arc? Not on your watch, he isn't, because in your mind the Confederacy didn't lose so much as tactically retreat for the past couple centuries, and it's high time you brought it roaring back in full force!
Well, news flash for ya, you room-temperature-I.Q., KFC-pounding, Y'all-Qaeda shit-for-brains loser: people of all colors and ethnicities are welcome in the Bleach fandom, and their cultures are to be appreciated and celebrated. There is no room for your eugenicist "white power" Aryan Nation garbage in this corner of the internet, and as the world continues to grow and evolve, you'll be pushed into the deepest, darkest pits of society where you belong - right up until you're pressed up against a wall and popped like a sad, soggy balloon. Get fucked, get bent, and get lost, asshole.
==Transphobia==
Oh boy, the increasingly hot-button topic that has magically entered the anime community discourse in the last few years: "should trans people exist?" Now, they may literally not be doing a damn thing to you, but that defiance and blurring of historical "gender norms" has made you so confused and questioning about your own identity that rather than take the time to figure yourself out, you're allowing yourself to be manipulated by politicians and Internet talking heads into raging against trans men and women (whom you, of course, refer to exclusively with slurs because you're so clever) while they profit and consolidate power to make your life miserable in a myriad of ways you won't even notice while you have your eyes on the scapegoat - and that's not even mentioning your constant dismissal of any character in any of your precious anime even potentially being something other than cisgender (by the by, Giselle's pages are never being unlocked). Your ancestors must be so proud!
Except here's the issue, you backwoods troglodyte: trans people are valid and deserve to live in peace and happiness just like any cis person does. Hell, even with all the hate and vitriol thrown their way, a given trans man or woman is still braver, smarter, and happier in life than you and your foul ilk are, having dedicated the lives you only get one of each on this planet we all spend a limited time on solely to screaming at others. You're "gender critical", huh? How about you critically examine the rusty nails in this baseball bat instead?
==Assorted Other Bigotry==
Not content with settling for one or more of the "big three" of blind hatred of others, you've branched out into a subgenre of loathing in order to find more specific people to make miserable. Are you homophobic? Anti-Semitic? Refusing to accept the existence of bisexual people? Telling others they're going to Hell for being involved in polyamory? Convinced yourself that Japan is surrounded by a magical barrier that prevents non-binary people from existing within its mystical borders? Then this is your lucky day, fucker!
And here's the cold, hard truth: gay people are valid and care about each other a whole lot more than anyone ever will about you. The Jews don't control the media and the banks and the government and the world, you just don't wanna admit who does because they're far, far too high above you for you to scream at them effectively or safely. Bisexual people are valid and, by being attracted to two genders, will scientifically pull infinitely more bitches than you ever will; same for poly people. The reality is that all your wailing and stomping and teeth-gnashing is but sound and fury, signifying nothing, and you will never know happiness, only a void that will gnaw at you at every hour, every turn. And you deserve it!
==Elitism/Gatekeeping==
Ahhhhh, so it's not enough for you to hate only part of the fanbase for bodily and mental factors outside of their control; you need to disparage whole swaths of them at once for not being on your level as a fan! They only watch the anime? They didn't like a particular arc, moment, or character? They're not fully caught up on the series? Trash, nothing more and nothing less, compared to your greatness. The onus is upon you to shun them, shit on them, push them right out of this thing they're enjoying in order to keep the fanbase "pure".
The thing is, though, and we say this with all due respect - you're fucking delusional and/or a hypocrite. Anime-only fans might not know the series in the same way you do due to the various changes Pierrot made to Bleach (admittedly for the worse most of the time), but that doesn't make their love of the characters any less valid. There's no right and wrong opinions when it comes to favoritism and dislike of elements of media (that aren't related to bigotry, obviously), and so someone is not lesser for not liking Nelliel, or liking Lille, or whatever the fuck constitutes the stick currently residing in your ass. And since you apparently need reminding, at one point you were not fully caught up or versed on all of Bleach! You didn't start reading or watching with the entire plot and the full details of every single character already present in your mind! Grow the fuck up and leave everyone else trying to have a good time alone until you do!
==General Toxic Behavior==
Well, maybe you're not bigoted or elitist toward elements of the series or your fellow fans...maybe you're just a fucking douche. Constantly harassing others, demanding that everyone see things your way and accept your word as law, shrieking at even the thought of disagreement with you or anything less than worship of whatever celebrity or media you've hyperfixated your life on - or just a bully, someone whose brain never matured past middle school and who thinks it's fun and fair to verbally shit on others just for being there, like the big man you definitely are.
Breaking news: you're pathetic. You're scum. You're the worst parts of the Internet rolled into one hairy, rank package, reeking of sewage and derangement. You add nothing of value to the world; we are not better for having you breathe our oxygen; you are an embarrassment to your entire family line and, if the gods are good, will never have the chance to pass it on to offspring. Eat shit and die.
===Light Novel Stan===
Oh ho ho, you lot deserve a special section all your own if we're gonna be specific to the Bleach fanbase in here. It's not enough to have your hundreds of pages of post-TYBW material written by perhaps the biggest hack of an author in Japan who consistently and clearly does not understand the original material and storyline he is working with, nor is it satisfactory for you to have so many of your long-standing questions "answered" at long last with the most insipid bullshit imaginable, written like the most inane fanfiction that the world's ever seen...oh no no, you have to erupt like a volcano upon seeing that the wiki has committed the egregious, unforgivable, Geneva Convention-worthy sin of not considering the novels canonical, and have decided to mald about it as such in a public forum because, well, there's really nothing else going on in your life right now, huh? Surely, if you kick and scream enough about this, us tyrannical mods and admins will be deposed and summarily executed by firing squad while real fans come to graciously fill the leadership gaps and finally, FINALLY make the wiki "good"...right?
Unfortunately, your hatred only makes us stronger, and we're not going anywhere. Contrary to what you psychotic shitlords claim, we're not ignoring the novels in terms of content addition or declaring them non-canon because we, personally, dislike them - the mod team thinks a lot of shit written by Kubo himself is stupid, but we have it all on the wiki, cited and referenced and firmly canonical, don't we? No, that novel information has taken so long to be added to the wiki because 99.99% of Narita's stans don't actually want or even know how to do any of the hard work themselves - the writing, the refining, the image gathering, the referencing - and instead just want to scream their heads off at someone else in the hopes that someone else will do the work for them. Only a select few of you chuds have actually accepted the olive branch and come onto the wiki to put the work in (proving yourselves to be decent human beings capable of critical thinking and dialogue in the process), and if you're reading this, you're definitely not one of them, bitchboy. Oh, and the novel canonicity that you all so desperately whine about? Not one, not one verifiable source of Kubo identifying them as canon has ever, ever been provided, just a shitload of vague statements and "trust me bro" moments, and that's not enough to counteract the various retcons that these novels make to canon material and characters, as well as just how godawful they are. Curious how we never see you crying and throwing up over the old Japan-only video games not having filled-out content on the wiki, huh? Guess you just have a hard-on for a writer who's as childish and media-illiterate as you are.
==Posted Inappropriate Content==
You posted porn somewhere, you're gone, simple as. And if that was CP, you deserve to be shot in the gut and left to rot in the Sahara Desert, no two ways about it.
==Spreading Lies, Rumors, and Leaks==
So, you decided to break the rules and lie to other people about future releases or installments of Bleach media? Or, worse yet, you chose to flip a big ol' middle finger to all the creatives behind that media by leaking it or helping spread that leak to any of the Bleach Wiki platforms ahead of its official release? Permaban, no looking back, eat shit motherfucker. We may disagree with Kubo et. al. a lot, but we're not the type of assholes to exploit his hard work for our immediate gain like that, nor will we ever condone it for any media slated to get an English release in the near future or even simultaneously.
==Posting Cringe==
We reserve the right to ban losers who act weird and upset others with their complete lack of social skills, ability to read the room, or selflessness when talking to others or participating in a discussion. Get the fuck out of here, and don't even think about coming back until you've improved yourself substantially, if at all.