Jake English

Xyag user @jakeenglish is a HOMESTUCK and a frequent xyag user. This dumbass bitch will use this app til their phone fucking dies. Please fix their xyag addiction. They have no rights and make unfunny kin jokes constantly. They hate milk and kinnies. 
Obviously, they are a Jake English kinnie and fight for HOMESTUCK and JOJO rights for all. 
=== The Many Bruh Moments of Jake's life ===
Sadly, Jake recently divorced their wife of many years, Dirk @dirkstrider, this was not ended on good terms and they continue to subtoot each other and start kindrama.
On the contrary, Jake has 3 wonderful spouses. Reigen, Idate, and Reigen are all sexy and no one can say otherwise. 
Another bruh moment would be when Jake was conceived through asexual kinsex reproduction and is the product of Sheldon Cooper and Dave Turntechh.
=== Lore ===
It is rumored that Jake English is attracted to Tow Mater from Cars and could possibly kin Nagito Komaeda.
=== Kindating ===
Jake is currently kindating
Hidan (@hidan) Komahina, GamzeeJake, Danvid, Sasunaru, Tomtord, Erasermic, Spirit and Stein, and Togafuka 
Luke (@bakugo) Saimota
Idate (@idate) Stewie and Brian Griffin
Dave (@turntechhGodhead) Odie and Garfield