Kitchen Coven Chaos

an adventure starring Errol, Pearl, Kitschy, and Chico.
==Setting==
A Bingo Bakeoff Boat on the River Emou
==Short Episode Description==
Join Chico, Errol, Kitschy and Pearl as they bounce between bingo and a bake off, yet the true danger lurks among them! Kitchen Coven Chaos is an actual play podcast using the Tarot Byte TTRPG system.
==Non Player Characters==
*Nulisag
*Xavier Tinman
*Doc Tor
*Coraline Barrett
*Sicariday Orbweaver
*Greta Pardi
*Cole Bromley
*Kin Korbin
*Mort Euthanastasia
*Morel Amanita
*Alanna Divinyo
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==Plot Summary==
As with most great adventures, this one starts in the Firebreathing Kittens’ Guild Hall where Nulisag entrusts Deep Ooze conspirator, Xavier, as Pearl’s ward for the day. Pearl garners support from Errol, Chico, and Kitschy in an effort to begin a reconditioning of this troublesome construct. We begin the day with an incredibly convoluted lesson in “morality” before IT’S MISSION TIME! Doc has gotten another volunteer job. Kitschy reminds him that he should really start requesting pay for these jobs. Unsure if they themselves are to be paid, Pearl, Errol, Chico, and Kitschy agree to show up and support Doc in this new position, aboard a wonderful Bingo and Baking competition show-boat.
Obviously, we begin with baking! As the party heads off to the kitchen to get their bake-on, they quickly find the competition is HOT HOT HOT! Viscous insults are being thrown about and spells are being slung. Errol gets turned into a spider, mushrooms spring up all over the kitchen, but with a flash of bright light from Kitschy and a good punch by Xavier, the fight is dispelled and the witches, Sicariday Orbweaver, and Greta Pardi are disqualified from the competition.
Instead, the two covens are tasked to work together and the FBK team is brought in as a “neutral” party to compete against. Xavier is left to his own devices as Pearl, Errol, Chico, and Kitschy get to work with their components of the meal. Let’s just summarize the experience as just that…an experience. If it wasn’t for Errol’s socialization of the judges, the sheer amount of burnt food may have spelt utter defeat for team FBK, especially when one considers the inclusion of deadly toxins mixed with a resurrection spell in the drink of the evening. Luckily? For the FBK team, the witches forced to cooperate do nothing of the sort and everyone is stuck judging awful from horrendous. Xavier lights a blow torch and knocks over lots of pots and pans in the kitchen, but the FBK team pays him little mind. 
Next is BINGO, which our party quickly finds misaligned with their dispositions. It is incredibly boring, yet fast paced, offering little space to converse and enjoy their time. There is also an incredible lack of understanding of the game. Kitschy attempts to pull the wool over the attendants eyes with a tricksy illusion, but that’s not how this game works. Xavier “learns” a few more lessons in “morality”. I believe it was Errol who ultimately won a prize, but the party quickly loses interest and instead follows Pearl out to the deck for some fresh air. 
That’s when a banging noise is heard from above. Flying up, Kitschy sees that it is Mort Euthanastasia. Something is wrong, and IT ISN’T THE NECROMANTIC BREW THAT EVERYONE DRANK. Pearl, Errol, Chico, and Xavier quickly run up to the third floor and confront Mort. He lunges for an attack and is swiftly knocked out. Errol requests Xavier’s aid to put the unconscious Mort into bed and the party heads back downstairs to return to the Bingo Hall.
However, in the moments they are gone, the Bingo Hall has cleared out in a chaotic scene and has been plunged into darkness. Another light spell reveals some shambling friends. Nope. The lights go out, for the room, and for the minds of Pearl, Errol, and Kitschy. Whatever is happening has taken them over as well.
Now is the time for some wonderful Chico heroics, accompanied by Xavier. From what everyone was told later, there were a lot of carrots and metal punches, knocking everyone out. It was revealed that Xavier had been meddling in the kitchen and tested some Deep Ooze products on the water source of the evening, making everyone maddeningly hungry and thirsty. Chico convinces Xavier to apply an antidote and pour the contaminated water into the river. 
Chico tells all as the authorities report to the scene and everyone regains consciousness. He really saved the day! Oh, and those obedience runes are definitely re-applied on Xavier!
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