My child is a time traveler.

My child is a time traveler. is season 2 episode 7 of I hate my child.. It is the season 2 finale.
==Synopsis==
In the season finale, Crazy finally enacts his secret plan to become ruler of the universe. He sends Zoltan into an alternate universe where he has to fix his past mistakes, by apologizing to the people he hurt, such as Mike and French Guy, Zoltan's Mum, EB and his child Bot, in order to save the entire universe.
==Transcript==
[The episode opens with a flashback to the Full Server house. Zoltan is moving out]
Zoltan: Well, I think I have everything packed.
Paige: I can’t believe you’re leaving forever.
Zoltan: It’s just that, I feel like I should move to a bigger place. I love you guys but, this house isn’t really fit for me.
Prim: I would say I’ll miss you, but really I won’t.
Jess: Wait, what happens to your children now?
Zoltan: Right, I have children. Well Paige can keep Elmo 5 and Faggy Waggy.
Paige: Let’s go!
[Jarvis Zagna walks out of the shower with his child CartoonGuy; applause]
Zoltan: Jarvis Zagna? You’re still here?
Jarvis: I just had to take one last shower with my son.
Zoltan: Of course.
Jarvis: So you’re leaving…
Zoltan: Yeah…
Jarvis: You know, if you want to, maybe one day I can visit you again.
Zoltan: Sure.
Pluto: I miss my wife and my son Gary who sadly died in Ukraine on May 7, 2023.
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Of course.
Cactus: Bye Zoltan, I’m sad that we will never see eachother again.
Zoltan: You know, when I will have a new child, I will give you to them as a present.
Cactus: What.
Zoltan: Uh, anyway, it’s been a pleasure living with you guys.
Paige: Can you just go already?
Zoltan: Fine. Buh-bye.
[Zoltan walks out with his signature Zoltan walk]
Paige: Thank god. So now what?
[CrazySponge appears out of nowhere]
Crazy: Boo.
Jarvis: Where did that cat come from?
Crazy: Has Zoltan left already?
Paige: He just walked out. But why?
Crazy: I have something in mind…
[Crazy runs out as the flashback ends and the I hate my child. theme song begins playing]
Dundundunddundun i hate my chiiiiiiild yeah i dooooooo oh yeah i hate my child
cuz i hate my child so much like whoa
bumbumubum [work in progress]
[The episode actually begins with Zoltan, Bot and Cactus sitting on the couch watching Sam & Cat cooking Blue Dog Soda on TV]
Bot: Hmm. That soda seems to be a stand-in for crystal meth. They seem to be getting lots of money. You know, maybe I should start cooking meth, and then we could get out of this miserable place.
Smooth voiceover: Let her cook.
[laugh track]
Zoltan: Well I did master chemistry in high school. I could probably help.
Bot: I know what we’re gonna do today.
Zoltan: Nuh uh, the meth cooking will have to wait until tomorrow. Today I have a guest over.
Bot: A guest? Every time a guest comes over, they never make it out alive.
Zoltan: No, this won’t be like the other ones. You know that CartoonGuy kid, right?
Bot: Oh yeah, I hired him to kill Chip Rockefeller once.
Zoltan: Yeah him. Well his father is a famous Argentine rugby player.
[Aaron magically appears behind them]
Aaron: Are you talking about Jarvis Zagna? He’s one of the GOATs!
Zoltan: Kids and their slangs nowadays… But yes I am talking about him.
Bot: I didn’t know you were into rugby, Aaron.
Aaron: I’m so into rugby, I invest in cryptocurrency.
[The doorbell rings]
Zoltan: That must be him!
[Zoltan opens the door and Jarvis Zagna who looks identical to how he did 20 years ago walks in]
Jarvis Zagna: Whaddup party people?
Zoltan: Oh my god! Jarvis! You’re back! I haven’t seen you in like… A while!
Jarvis: Yes indeed. I missed you, Zoltan.
[CartoonGuy also walks in]
CartoonGuy: I’m also here.
Aaron: It’s great to know that I was here the day Jarvis Zagna came.
[Aaron fades away from existence]
Zoltan: So how’s life in Arkansas, buddy?
Jarvis: I live in Argentina. Anyway, it’s great there! I get to have all the gay sex I want!
Zoltan: Fascinating.
[Everything except Zoltan disappears; Crazy walks in]
Zoltan: Fancy room.
Crazy: Hello Zoltan.
Zoltan: Oh, you stupid cat! Didn’t I tell you to stop messing with the fabric of reality?
Crazy: I was in a silly goofy mood. Also I’m a dog.
Zoltan: Come on, can’t you just stop with the hijinks for one day?
Crazy: The term 'day' is subjective. It may be just 24 hours for you but for me one day is however long I want it to be.
Zoltan: Geez, I never should’ve adopted you.
Crazy: Maybe I’m the one who adopted you.
Zoltan: what
Crazy: chicken butt
Zoltan: I think it’s time you explain what you’ve been doing. I mean, why are you even here? Why are you doing this?
Crazy: It’s simple to explain. You see-
[The scene cuts to Zoltan back in reality with everything back to normal]
Jarvis: Zoltan, is everything okay, you seemed to have zoned out for a minute.
Zoltan: Oh yeah, I just… Had one too many drinks.
Jarvis: You know what Zese, there’s no such thing as too many drinks.
Zoltan: Truth! I’m going to grab another one infact right this very now.
[Zoltan walks into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of beer, but instead of opening it he just stands there questioning reality]
Zoltan: God, this cat is driving me insane.
Crazy: Tell me about it. I’m gonna go to the sofa.
[Crazy walks over to Jarvis]
Crazy: Hey Jarvis.
Jarvis: what the fuck
Crazy: Haven’t seen you in a while. How’s your kid?
CartoonGuy: I’m fine. I just had an incredible Argentinian asado with my family. 
Crazy: Well that’s cool. Argentina is like the capital of Africa.
Jarvis: Uh… Wait, the last time I saw you you were running after Zoltan when he left the Full Server house. Why’d you do that?
Crazy: No reason.
[Crazy’s phone starts ringing]
Crazy: Oh I’ve got to pick this up, it's important.
[Crazy runs to the window of the house that can see inside Aaron and Golf’s house. He is looking inside Golf’s “bedroom” where he is sitting on a single IKEA chair in the middle of the room]
Crazy: Okay, he’s just sitting there in the middle of the room. He’s probably thinking about the stocks.
Guy on the phone: Perfect.
[Cut to outside the Walker-Pecks residence where a black van pulls up and two men walk out of it with guns]
Prim: There’s nothing happening.
[The two man who are revealed to be Joe Biden and Elon Musk bust the door down and burst in]
Prim: Out of the ordinary, I mean.
Aaron: Hey, what was that noise?
[Aaron gets directly shot in the head]
Prim: MEOWCH! That must’ve hurt.
[Golf rushes down the stairs]
Golf: Joe Biden! My buddy from Alaska and Elon Musk! You’re back!
Elon Musk: I'm sorry it has to end like this…
[Golf also gets brutally killed]
Joe Biden: I remember when I was a snail in SpongeBin’s house. Let’s leave now, Elon.
Prim: I should probably leave too.
[Prim teleports to the void with Crazy and a horse]
Prim: What.
Crazy: Welcome to the underground how was the fall
Horse: Hello, I'm Mr. Ed
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.
Prim: So, I assume I also got shot and this is purgatory.
Crazy: Not quite. I just got your owners killed so I can talk to you.
Prim: Oh, cool. Wait, not cool! Aren’t you the pet from next door? What are you doing? And why are we in the void with a horse?
Crazy: I’ll answer that later. But first, I need you to remember back to your past lives…
Prim: I’ve already moved on from those. There’s no need for them.
Crazy: Well, there is one particular life you had right before you moved here.
Prim: Really? I don’t care.
Crazy: Now, you wouldn’t exactly remember this, because… I kind of deleted your memories of that.
Prim: Can you get to the point?
Crazy: Well, you see, in a past life, you were not a simple cat in a small house with a penguin and a Aaron. You lived in a big house, with a big family, making the house, server, if you will, full.
Prim: …What?
Crazy: Let me explain. So it all started when Luis started a family…
[Cut to Zoltan’s house]
Jarvis: Hey, did you guys hear those sounds from the other house?
Bot: Don’t worry about it, it’s just a casual murder. They happen pretty regularly around here.
Jarvis: No, I think we should check just in case.
Cactus: I agree with that.
[They walk inside Aaron’s house and see it in a messed up state]
Zoltan: Oh dear, it appears that Aaron and Golf were shot dead and Prim was kidnapped.
Bot: And it's not even Tuesday!
Jarvis: Aaron and Golf? Weren’t they those wacky neighbours you mentioned earlier?
Zoltan: Yeah. They were pretty annoying so it’s for the better that they got killed.
Cactus: Wait, Aaron and Golf were murdered?
Zoltan: Yeah, I’m honestly surprised it took them this long to kill each other.
Cactus: But this is serious! We need to call the police immediately!
Zoltan: Nah, too much work.
Cactus: Are you for real? This is our neighbours we’re talking about! We’ve known them for years, and have had semi-friendly relations with them!
Zoltan: Well, they are dead now…
Cactus: Exactly. We need to call the police and get justice for them. Just think of all the moments they’ve given us throughout our life.
[A montage of Golf and Aaron’s funny moments is shown. It is very funny]
Zoltan: Yeah, you’re right. We need to find the culprit.
Bot: Is anyone here a detective or something?
Zoltan: I don’t think so, no. However I know a guy who knows a guy who can help…
[Cut to Zoltan and co in NotJoe’s office]
NotJoe: Hey Zolt. Great to see you. How’s your child?
Zoltan: I hate her.
NotJoe: Good, good. So why are you here?
Bot: Yeah like our neighbours just got brutally killed today and we should probably find out who did it.
NotJoe: Classic. Don’t worry, I can help you guys find the impostor.
Jarvis: I don’t know who this Joe guy is, but he sounds really cool.
NotJoe: Thank you for the compliment, Mr. Zagna. Anyway, so, uh, like, when did you guys find the bodies and what condition were they in?
CartoonGuy: Like 15 minutes ago. They didn’t have that old corpse smell yet, you know, they were still obviously fresh.
NotJoe: I don’t know why you’re such an expert in this field of corpse freshness and I’m too afraid to ask.
[Cut back to the void]
Crazy: …and that’s how you ended up with the Grim Reaper.
Prim: Oh my god. I can’t believe it… Zoltan had s*x with my wife?
Crazy: Yes. And now that you know this, you must enact my plan. Now I’m going to make you as strong as me, using my godlike abilities.
Prim: Really?
Crazy: Yes. I just need help from someone. Oh Toodles!
[Toodles from the hit show Mickey Mouse Clubhouse flies into the void]
Crazy: I need a CrazySponge-Ke-Tool.
[Toodles starts speaking with his signature gangster voice]
Toodles: They don’t pay me enough to do this. Here, have this fucking lasagna.
[Toodles gives Crazy a lasagna and then disappears]
Prim: LASAGNA?!
Crazy: This lasagna shall give you godlike powers.
[Prim devours the lasagna in one bite]
Prim: Tasty. Now I must return to the real world.
Crazy: Yes, you take care of Zoltan whilst I go back to the past.
[Prim disappears leaving Crazy alone again]
Crazy: im so lonely
Mr. Ed: Wilbur!
[A Skibidi Toilet appears]
Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
[Laugh track; cut to Notjoe]
NotJoe: Okay, so after all the details, I think it’s fair to say that the people who killed Aaron and Golf were none other than… business magnate and investor, founder, chairman, CEO and chief technology officer of SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, product architect and former chairman of Tesla, Inc.; owner, chairman and CTO of X Corp.; founder of the Boring Company; co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI; and president of the Musk Foundation; the wealthiest person in the world, with an estimated net worth of US$232 billion as of September 2023, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, and $253 billion according to Forbes, primarily from his ownership stakes in both Tesla and SpaceX Elon Reeves Musk (born June 28, 1971) and American politician and 46th and current president of the United States; member of the Democratic Party, who previously served as the 47th vice president from 2009 to 2017 under President Barack Obama and represented Delaware in the United States Senate from 1973 to 2009 Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (born November 20, 1942).
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Huh yeah that is a perfectly reasonable conclusion.
Bot: I believe it.
Cactus: And how will we get in contact with Elon Musk and Joe Biden? They’re like the two most powerful people in the US!
Zoltan: I’m sure Crazy can help with that.
NotJoe: So is no one going to thank me for my efforts?
Jarvis: Nah.
[Cut to Zoltan and gang walking to their house when Prim stops them]
Prim: Hey hey hey, where are you going, buddy?
Zoltan: Oh hey, Prim’s still alive!
Prim: Don’t act like I’m your friend, you… meany.
Zoltan: Oh come on, what did I do?
Prim: My good friend Crazy has told me everything about your so called ‘Full Server’ days.
Zoltan: Fugget about it! Those days were years ago! I’ve moved on!
Prim: As if you could ever. And Crazy didn’t just tell me about how you f*cked my wife, he also told me his plan to eradicate you. And he also gave me godlike powers.
Zoltan: Oh dear LOL.
Prim: I’m gonna take you back to the past, and ruin everything you’ve worked for in life.
Zoltan: Prim what the fuck are you talking about?
[Prim makes Zoltan and himself disappear]
Bot: I think I did too much crack.
[Laugh track; after a commercial break, we cut back to where the cold open ended: Zoltan leaving the Full Server house with a suitcase]
Zoltan: My fellow Americans: Four years ago, we launched a great national effort to rebuild our country, to renew its spirit, and to restore the allegiance of this government to its citizens.  In short, we embarked on a mission to make America great again— for all Americans. As I conclude my term as the 45th president of-
[Crazy starts running towards Zoltan]
Crazy: Hey Zolt, I think you dropped this.
Zoltan: Hey Crazy, what’s that?
Crazy: Oh it’s just this very epic and cool talisman that definitely doesn’t mess with the space time continuum.
Zoltan: Cool.
[Zoltan grabs the talisman and the space time continuum begins being messed with as Forest of Illusion from Super Mario World begins playing; cut to Zoltan in his apartment with Crazy]
Crazy: What just happened? I certainly did not intend this.
Zoltan: Oh dear, I think that talisman messed with the space time continuum and now we’re in the future. (Note: future as in future for past Zoltan but past for future Zoltan)
[Cut to future Zoltan looking at this from the fourth dimension]
Future Zoltan: Ah, so that’s why I don’t remember the things happening between me leaving the Full Server house and entering my apartment with Crazy.
Past Zoltan: Well I’m gonna go eat from the trash now.
[Past Zoltan walks out and Crazy is left alone]
Crazy: Hehehehehe now I am going to enact my very cool plan! And I am going to explain it. So I went back to the past and now I’m going to shape Zoltan’s future. Last time I did this he ended up with EB and I was going to give him a perfect life with a husband and a child but he turned into an alcoholic. So now instead of trying to give him a good life and ending up with a bad one, I’m going to try giving him a bad one and then he will get a good life. I care very much for my owner Zoltan and I love him…
Future Zoltan: Oh my god… I can’t believe it… All this time I thought Crazy hated me and was trying to kill me or something, but now I realise he was just trying to improve my life…in a very unorthodox way, but still…
Crazy: …and then all of his happiness will give him tons of power so I will kill him and get all of the power he has and then I can finally be strong enough to fight the fifth dimensional demons and be the ruler of the universe enslaving all the living creatures into my utopia where they will all serve for Box Productions Inc.
Zoltan: Of course… I have to stop him right now!
[Zoltan morphs into the third dimension]
Zoltan: Stop right there, you Crazy cat!
Crazy: What the? Interdimensional time travel? also im a dog
[Zoltan kickpunches Crazy]
Crazy: Owie! I am so mad I am going to send you into an alternate timeline where everything is different and it's the worst possible life you could live and you have to fix everything and get back into the right timeline!
Zoltan: That’s not good.
[Zoltan disappears]
Crazy: o
[Mr. Timeline Change Detector from Death, Time Travel and Pigs shows up]
Mr. Timeline Change Detector: Hi I’m Mr. Timeline Change Detector! I can detect that you are-
Crazy: Fuck off.
[Zoltan is sent to the timeline of vintage TV show Bunny & Friends]
Zoltan: Oh no…where am I?
[Zoltan sees Bunny approaching]
Zoltan: Wait a minute…is that…OH MY GOD! BUNNY!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
Bunny: Greetings, Zoltan.
Zoltan: YOU CAN TALK?! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
[The other Bunny & Friends characters also appear]
Rabbit: I see you have returned to our realm. You have seemed to have… Aged.
Pete: your bald
Zoltan: Yes indeed. It sure is nice being with you guys again. I haven't seen you in ages.
Dinosaur Rob: I'm a dinosaur.
Zoltan: Haha, classic.
Pete: What are you doing here, master?
Zoltan: Oh, well, that's kind of hard to explain. But my putrid cat, I mean good friend Crazy sent me back to an alternate past where everything is worse, but I think he sent me into the wrong timeline because this is great!
Fox: Are you sure this is great?
Zoltan: Huh?
Bunny: Zoltan, this is the worst timeline. But not because of us… But rather because of you. You ruined our lives. You left us here. Without you, our lives are just in the same state forever. We thought you were our friend, however one day you just left us.
Zoltan: Whoa. Uh… That's not true. I spent plenty of time with you guys!
Bunny: You haven't visited us in years Zoltan.
Zoltan: Well yeah because… My fathers… French Guy and Mike.
Bunny: We know your story. I remember when Mike killed me. Fortunately I’m still alive in this alternate timeline, but still. You didn't even care about me after that.
Zoltan: Of course! I moved on! I'm not a kid anymore! I have bigger responsibilities! Like raising my child. Whom I hate.
Bunny: You don't understand, we weren't just your toys, we were… we were like family…
Zoltan: Listen, if I would have known…
Bunny: It's too late now. You can't change the past.
Zoltan: Or can I?
[Cut back to the past]
Bunny: Wow, Zoltan, you really are my best friend.
Zoltan: And you're the best bunny.
Bunny: I hope you will forever stay here with me.
Zoltan: Well, actually, I don't think I can be here much longer.
Bunny: WHAT?
[Zoltan from the future appears]
Bunny: What the?
Future Zoltan: Oh hey past me and past Bunny.
Past Zoltan: Are you like me from the future? Will I seriously end up looking like that?
Future Zoltan: No actually. You see, I'm going to fix your life.
Past Zoltan: Kool.
Future Zoltan: First, you have to stay with Bunny.
Past Zoltan: I'd like to, but…
Bunny: But what?
Future Zoltan: Listen, if you want to change, you have to commit to it. You can't make up excuses.
Past Zoltan: Are you sure this is the best for me?
Future Zoltan: It’s the only way to save the world.
Past Zoltan: Okay then.
[Past Zoltan does not do anything and in mere seconds the whole universe begins rapidly shaking and then eventually collapsing; several cracks in the sky open and time begins blurring as several incarnations of Zoltan start fading into existence; Zoltan frowns]
Bunny: You fool! You messed with the past, and now you have to deal with the consequences of your actions! The timeline is beginning to crumble, everything is coming to an end, and it’s all your fault!
Zoltan: Oopsie.
Bunny: This is what I was getting to… whilst you can’t change the past, you can change the future by acknowledging your past mistakes, and asking for forgiveness…
Zoltan: Woah…
Bunny: You could start by apologising to the universe for messing with the past.
Zoltan: Yeah! Sorry, universe!
[Suddenly, the universe stops shaking, the cracks in the sky get closed and everything turns back to normal]
Zoltan: Wow, that was easy. 
Bunny: Your journey has begun. Look into your soul, and you shall understand what to do.
Zoltan: If I understand what you mean, I should confront my own past?
Bunny: Precisely. This world that I call my home isn’t exactly what it seems. While on the surface it appears as a normal world, once you dive deeper you can see that it functions as a realm between worlds. You can choose to go from one important place in your life to the next within pure seconds, but first, you need to acquire this ability.
Zoltan: Cool. Can you give it to me?
Bunny: Well, uh, you have to apologise to someone first.
Zoltan: Who? I literally just apologised to the whole universe.
Bunny: Ahem.
Zoltan: …
Bunny: It’s someone you are seeing right now.
Zoltan: Oh, of course! Dinosaur Rob!
Bunny: bro he’s a fucking dinosaur
Zoltan: Wait, maybe I should apologise to you.
Bunny: That’s a good idea.
Zoltan: I’m sorry Bunny. You were my pet, my friend, my brother. And then…I left you behind. You died. Something happened, which should never have happened. I was little, but I must beg you for forgiveness to save the universe. So please, Bunny, consider accepting my apology. You faced such a terrible fate so many years ago. I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now.
Bunny: Kool.
[The background transforms into various shapes and sizes in a variety of colours, as Zoltan starts floating around in the strange psychedelic visual filled world. Zoltan’s brain starts extruding from his forehead until it eventually pops, and his punctured head sucks in all the shapes, and it is revealed that perfectly arranged hexagons lie behind them; Zoltan opens one of them as if it was a door and he ends up back in Bunny’s world]
Zoltan: Oh my god… I get it now…
Bunny: I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date! 
[Suddenly, a sponge appears in front of Zoltan. The sponge seems quite…crazy]
Zoltan: ooooh shit that’s quite a crazy sponge!
Bunny: Yes, the crazy sponge! Follow the path it creates!
[After a majestic dance, Bunny and the crazy sponge run away, as Zoltan follows them]
Zoltan: I will find the answer…I will find the answer…
[Zoltan spins into the sky, where he finds a door. He enters it, and finds himself in a house]
Zoltan: Hey, this place looks familiar.
[He enters the kitchen, where he sees an injured Mike and French Guy’s head having dinner]
French Guy: So Mike… I think it’s about time you explain who that Granite fellow was.
Mike: Oh, he was just my buddy from this full server.
Zoltan: Uh, hey.
Mike: Oh hi Zoltan, care to join us for dinner?
Zoltan: Well, I am kinda hungry…
French Guy: There are baguettes in the basement.
Zoltan: Oh okay.
[Zoltan goes to the basement, as Mike and French Guy eat in silence. Suddenly, their eyes widen]
Mike: Wait…ZOLTAN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
French Guy: How…how did he get here?
[Zoltan walks back with baguettes and sits down]
Zoltan: So uh… how are you guys?
Mike: W-why did you… return? I thought we made it pretty clear that we were going to return to your house and then have a big final showdown.
Zoltan: I know, but… you guys know Bunny, right?
French Guy: Yeah, your little furry friend. I remember when you stabbed me in my penis because of it. Meowch. Didn't Mike kill it though in his rage?
Zoltan: Yes. But you see, this is like a weird parallel dimension to mine and Crazy sent me here for some reason I don't remember. But anyways Bunny still lives in its own world and today Bunny has taught me a very important lesson: you can’t change the past, but you can change the future by acknowledging your past mistakes, and asking for forgiveness…
Mike: That's deep.
French Guy: So are you trying to get us to forgive you?
Zoltan: Yes.
French Guy: But… son… That's exactly what I was trying to do. When you visited France and then went back home with your brother Tan… We were just trying to talk to you… I got you tied up, because otherwise you wouldn't listen, however I was just trying to tell you how I'm sorry for everything I've done, and how I want you to forgive me. All the things I've done, I've regretted. If only you had just stayed there… But instead I got my head chopped off…
Zoltan: Wow… I never knew that that's what you were trying to do. If only I listened.
Mike: Zoltan, I know we weren't good parental figures in your life, but I hope we can mutually forgive each other for our past mistakes…
Zoltan: Huh, I never thought this would be so easy.
French Guy: You know, Zoltan, what if you move back here, with us?
Zoltan: Nah. I just wanted you guys to forgive me.
[Zoltan walks out of the house and the two sit in silence]
Mike: …We're still gonna kill him, right?
French Guy: Yeah. I hate my child.
[Laugh track; Zoltan continues walking and stumbles upon a different house and enters it; Zoltan's Mum is sitting alone in silence]
Zoltan: (silently) She's still alive?
[Zoltan's Mum is reading a newspaper from 2003 with a Garfield comic on it]
Zoltan's Mum: Zoltan…
Zoltan: Mum? Do you hear me?
Zoltan's Mum: Zoltan…
Zoltan: Oh dear. 
Zoltan’s Mum: It’s really you…after all these years…
Zoltan: I thought you died.
Zoltan’s Mum: I did die. But I survived.
Zoltan: I see. Well… I don’t really know what to say… What I did was truly terrible and I don’t expect to be forgiven, but it’s not like I can make it any worse… Mum, I’m so sorry for when I left the house. I knew you were terribly sick, and I should’ve been there for you, even when the rain started to fall… But, I was young and foolish and thus, I didn’t care enough for you. I went away to a place far away… And when I returned it was already too late… Ken Stringfellow, your husband told me that you passed away.. I was heartbroken. I knew that it was my fault. I have carried this guilt with me for decades… And I just want to tell you that I’m sorry and I… Love you…
[Zoltan starts crying; pan out to Zoltan’s Mum, on whom’s face a single drop of tear falls down. Zoltan wipes his tears away]
Zoltan: I guess that’s it… It was good to see you again, even if this is a different dimensional thing…
Zoltan’s Mum: Yep. Cya.
[Zoltan walks out of the house and ends up in the void]
Zoltan: Oh come on.
[Crazy appears]
Crazy: Yo sup with the wack, duder. I see you are confronting your past as I planned.
Zoltan: Wait, was all of this your plan? Did you create this alternative dimension just to teach me a lesson?
Crazy: Maybe. But you still haven’t talked to everyone.
Zoltan: Are you sure? I mean who else is there?
Crazy: It’s up for you to figure that out.
[Crazy disappears, leaving Zoltan alone. Zoltan notices Mr. Ed the Talking Horse]
Mr. Ed: Talk to Mr. Ed!
Zoltan: Mr. Ed! You’re the smartest horse I’ve ever met! Do you have any wisdom you could give me?
Mr. Ed: Of course. You are quite in a wacky circumstance right now. You just have to look back and see who else you have hurt and should apologise to. Use your conscience.
Zoltan: Hm… Who could it be? GASP! The Full Server gang!
[Zoltan is magically transported to the door of the Full Server house as the Full Server theme plays]
Zoltan: Oh my… I haven’t seen this place in years.
[Zoltan walks in and finds that the whole house is empty]
Zoltan: I remember it looking more full.
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Oh hey, the laughter’s back! Although that might be because I haven’t taken my pills…
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Okay, it’s definitely back.
[SpongeBot pops out of nowhere]
Zoltan: What the? Paige? You’re still alive?
SpongeBot: Zoltan? I thought you had died by this point.
Zoltan: No, I'm still alive… So… I've had some time to think about my actions, and I want to sincerely apologise to you. I'm deeply sorry for everything I did. I was horrible when I treated you like nothing more than a kitchen appliance…
SpongeBot: It’s about time you come to that realisation.
Zoltan: Yeah… Huh, I swear I did plenty more bad stuff in the 10 (plus one special) episodes of Full Server…
[Elmo 4 also appears]
Zoltan: Oh, hi son. I see you have aged. You graduated from a good university, right?
Elmo 4: Father, I think it was about time that you would return. We need to talk about how you abused whilst I was a child.
Zoltan: Oh come on! How is that a big deal! It was a one time thing! I just shouted at you because you cried… Man, I really was an awful parent. And I guess I’m still one now…
Elmo 4: I see you haven’t even slightly tried to change.
Zoltan: My child… Please forgive me… I can’t believe it took me this long to realise how awful a person I was! And I still am… I- I never should’ve done the things I did and-
Elmo 4: We can all make mistakes, but it's never too late to change, to apologise, and to make amends. Let's strive to create a more inclusive, respectful, and understanding world together.
Zoltan: True. Okay, since it’s not like Full Server is ever gonna get a continuation, can you just tell me  a bunch of exposition about what happened?
Elmo 4: Sure. After you moved out of the house, the family began falling apart. First, Crazy disappeared, then Pluto and Jess divorced, Prim left to go to Canada, Purple and Dan got married and started new families, Luis died again… Until it was just us Elmos and our mother SpongeBot. Elmo 2 started a cult, 3 went on to become an even bigger celebrity, 5 got a job in the military, 2 2 became a doctor… And I’m still here living with my mum.
Zoltan: What about my dear son Faggy Waggy?
Elmo 4: Dead.
Zoltan: I see. Also did Dan ever manage to free Grizz?
Elmo 4: All attempts were unsuccessful. Any more questions?
Zoltan: No, I think that’s it.
SpongeBot: Well, Zoltan, it sure was nice-
[Prim bursts into the house with his god abilities]
Prim: YOU!
SpongeBot: Prim? You returned along with Zoltan?
Prim: Bot? My dear wife!
SpongeBot: I never thought I’d see you again…
Zoltan: Oh yeah, Prim… Sorry for having sex with your wife whilst you were in Slovenia.
Prim: It's ok. Speaking of sex, I think it’s about time we do it again.
SpongeBot: But I hate sex!
Prim: So do I.
[The two laugh as Zoltan slowly walks out of the house]
Zoltan: Okay, that was definitely something. Now there’s only one person left I want to talk to.
[Zoltan appears in front of EB’s house, in the country of Georgia]
Zoltan: Wow, here I am. Well, I guess it’s time.
[Zoltan knocks on EB’s door. Joseph Stalin opens it]
Joseph Stalin: Good evening, comrade!
Zoltan: Oh hi Joe. Is EB here?
Joseph Stalin: Of course, we’re enjoying some coffee! Please, come in.
[Stalin sits down and calmly drinks his coffee, as Zoltan also sits down in front of EB]
EB: …Hello.
Zoltan: Hi, EB.
EB: I see you are back once again to try to make yourself seem in a better light just so I get back together with you. It’s not going to work. You have already tried countless times to get me to forgive you, but you can’t change. You’ll never change.
Zoltan: EB, please hear me out.
EB: I don’t want to hear it.
Zoltan: I- I know I wasn’t a good husband. I know that I’ll always be an alcoholic in your eyes, but I just want to say sorry. Today has been a weird day for me. First I ended up in my old pet’s world, then I ended up in my fathers’ house… Basically I’ve said sorry to everyone in my past and… You’re the only one left. 
EB: Okay fine, tell what you have to say.
Zoltan: Well, I’m sorry for being such a bad husband. I know I hurt you. I did things that I now regret. My alcoholism ruined me, but you need to know that it was all my fault. I don’t blame you for any of it, and neither should you. That day when you introduced me to alcohol, you never could’ve predicted what would happen to me. Today I have realised that I was a huge asshole throughout all my life, and I just want to change from now on. I just want my daughter Bot to not end up like me, and give her a fulfilling life. I’m so sorry to all the people I have hurt including you, EB, and I just want to tell you that I’ll be a changed man from now on. I always loved you, and I always will.
EB: I… Guess I forgive you. Just… Please be a good father to Bot and… Maybe stop drinking.
Zoltan: I will take that into consideration. Farewell.
[Zoltan stands up and walks out, however once he leaves the house, he falls off a mountain, because as it turns out, EB’s house is located on the top of the Caucasus mountains]
Joseph Stalin: Epic fail.
Zoltan: Damn you Stalin! I’ll have my revenge! Look out Moscow, here I-
[Zoltan lands in front of his house]
Zoltan: Yes! It’s over! It’s all back to normal! 
[He tries to open the door, but he is pushed back by a force]
Zoltan: What the hell?
Crazy: Remember, your conscience…
Zoltan: What the? Where are you?! …My conscience? Who else do I have to apologise to? Uh, Tan, my dumb brother? Paul Renaud? Golf and Aaron?
Crazy: There’s a certain someone who you hate.
Zoltan: You?
Crazy: Besides me.
Zoltan: Oh wait. I hate my child.
[Zoltan opens the door and enters]
Zoltan: Bot?
Bot: Oh hi dad.
Zoltan: There’s… something I need to tell you.
Bot: What is it?
Zoltan: I’m sorry for being a bad father. I… Know that I have always said that I hated you… But I… I really don’t… You are my child. You haven’t done anything wrong. Sure, you may have pirated a few games, but is that really that bad? Every time you went to school or weren’t there with me… I felt empty. I didn’t have somebody to be with. It’s just my alcoholism that makes me act like this. I’ve realised a lot of things about me today, and one of the most important is that I can change. Not the past, but the future. I was never nice to you, and I’m sorry for that. My life sucked, with Mike and French Guy, Zoltan’s Mum’s death… My breakup with EB… And it all just culminated with you being the only person I can project my anger onto. I’ve realised that this is not the way. Bot, please forgive me. I promise I will be a good father from now on. I just feel awful for acting like you were a punching bag. Now I realise that instead of hurting you I should’ve… Hurt CrazySponge.
Bot: Wow, that’s certainly nice to hear. I forgive you, father. I hope we can bond more now. But uh, did you say you should have hurt CrazySponge?
Zoltan: Yeah that’s right! We’re gonna kill that cat! He caused all of this! And he’s ruling over the universe in the future! We need to stop him now! Come on, daughter!
[Zoltan grabs Bot and runs out of his house and ends up back in Bunny’s world where all of Zoltan’s most important people from the past are present]
Bunny: Well, it seems like you have learned your lesson. You have fixed your mistakes. Now the only obstacle left is the person who’s working on all of this behind the scenes. 
Bot: Wait, if Crazy’s just been trying to make you fix your mistakes, why are you trying to kill him?
Zoltan: Because he’s been doing all this to get ultimate control over all the universes and enslave all of humanity for his own good.
Bot: Oh okay. I have no idea how that works but okay.
[The sky begins tearing apart as Crazy emerges from a hole in the earth sitting on a throne]
Crazy: My name is CrazySponge, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Zoltan: There he is. Oi, Mike! Frenchie! Mum! Now that I have proven to change, could you guys help me?
Mike: Uh… In what way exactly?
Zoltan: Well, beating Crazy with sheer muscles is a ridiculous idea, as he is a god amongst men. The only way we could defeat him is by… ✨The power of friendship✨.
EB: I believe him.
Crazy: What in tarnation did you do? Why would you bring me here… I’m supposed to be in the future controlling all of humanity! But now I’m here in this fake timeline! Who is going to fix this?
Zoltan: Stop right there, you tyrant! We will fix this with… ✨The power of friendship✨.
Crazy: I guess the prophecies were true... Friendship is magic.
[All of Zoltan’s family members start cheering for him]
Zoltan: Prepare to die, you stupid cat.
Crazy: I’m a dog.
[Zoltan flies up into the air and forms his hand into a fist and aims for Crazy’s head]
Crazy: o
[Zoltan punches into Crazy’s head with maximum force, and Crazy starts disappearing like in Endgame]
Crazy: Ah…I can’t believe it…this is impossible…you…you won’t…
[In Crazy’s final moments, he manages to summon a house, which falls from the sky and crushes Zoltan. Everyone gasps]
Crazy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[With Crazy disappearing the whole universe does so as well]
Bunny: Oh no. Not again.
Bot: Dad! Are you okay? 
Zoltan: Hmhmhmhmhmhmhhm.
Bunny: Zoltan, you must use your powers one final time. We are disappearing. You have to act. We won’t be together, everything will return to normal. But you must act, with your last forces, and save the universe. You will keep your memories, so don’t worry, today will be a part of you, forever.
[As the universe is about to disappear, the house rises into the sky, as Zoltan starts flying. He unleashes all his powers, and the screen turns to white as everything resets; cut to everything back to normal in Zoltan’s house at evening where Jarvis Zagna is still a guest]
Jarvis: And that’s why I will never order from Pizza Hut again.
[Everyone except Zoltan laughs, as he is very confused]
Jarvis: You know, Zoltan, I really like this place. Actually, would you mind if I stayed here? I know it’s kind of ridiculous, but I don’t really care about Argentina. This place is a lot better.
Zoltan: Uh, yeah. Suuure.
Jarvis: Aw, thanks bud! I can sense wacky and hilarious hijinks ensuing from this!
Zoltan: So, uh, wait… What happened to Golf and Aaron?
Jarvis: Your neighbours? They’re perfectly fine. It’s not like anything happened to them.
Bot: Yeah, they just talked to us a few hours ago.
Zoltan: I’m gonna grab a beer.
[Zoltan walks to the fridge and grabs a beer]
Crazy: Hey Zoltan.
Zoltan: Oh… You’re still… So… Did any of what just happened… Actually happen?
Crazy: Well, in another timeline. But it was more like it all happened in your psyche. If you want to actually cause change, you have to do it for real.
Zoltan: So everything is back to normal like nothing happened, but all of it will remain in my memories.
Crazy: Yeah. So, did you learn your lesson?
Zoltan: Yeah. I can't change the past, however I can change the future. Also I’ll be nice to Bot from now on.
Crazy: Good.
[Zoltan walks back with a beer]
Jarvis: Geez, I can already imagine living here with you guys!
Bot: Uh, dad, I’m sorry but unfortunately we can’t cook meth tomorrow. Remember when I talked about going to the University of Kent? Yeah, I will actually be going there soon, so I have to start preparing.
Zoltan: Oh.
Bot: Yeah, you know, Liz and Travis are also gonna go there, and so am I. But we can still keep in touch.
Zoltan: (smiling) It’s great to see you again, Bot.
Bot: Okay… I never left?
Zoltan: Oh, uh, you wouldn’t get it.
Bot: Well, I’ll be heading off.
Zoltan: Oh hey, Bot, can we speak… Tomorrow? I want to talk with you.
Bot: Sure…
[Bot walks into her room and Zoltan is satisfied with what he accomplished in the alternate timeline]
Jarvis: Heh, Zoltan, did you reality shift like NotJoe? You look like you somehow learned to finally like your child through a multiversal journey through time and space or something.
Zoltan: Nah, I hate my child.
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Renaud: (disembodied voice)  And... we're clear.
[The credits roll as Whip Your Kids by Your Favourite Martian plays]
Created by: CartoonGuy277
Written by: CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40
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Dedicated to: Zoltan’s Mum
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