Tom and Jerry: The Movie Bloopers

Tom and Jerry: The Movie BloopersBy: ANW2004
Here's the bloopers based on the idea.
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NOTE: This is a blooper of the 1992/1993 film "Tom and Jerry: The Movie".
The crew is from WALL-E bloopers but they're different.
Take 1 - Opening Credits Part 1:
Phil: "marker! and action!"
(At the opening credits, Tom tries to hit Jerry with the broom. But! Jerry fell off the stage, screaming loudly. same scream as in teaser trailer)
Tom: "Oh no!" (gasps) "Come back!"
Phil: "Oh! It looks like your friend fell off the stage"
Take 2 - Opening Credits Part 2:
Phil: "aand! action!"
(Tom tried to fight Jerry with the swords, but instead of having him cut in halves. Tom let out a loud super fart as the crew got disgusted)
Jerry: (sighs) "Well! that filming's ruined"
Phil: "It's okay, Jerry. But cut! it should be good"
Take 3 - Home Destroyed:
Phil: "and action!"
(The bulldozers and machines destroying the home as Tom tried to save Jerry. but! there is Bugs Bunny over there)
Bugs Bunny: "Eh?" (eats a carrot) "What's Up Doc?"
Phil: (laughs) "I never seen Bugs in that town"
Take 4 - The Street Scene:
Phil: "Action!"
(Jerry tries to beg for something, but Tom points at Jerry angrily. when Jerry stopped walking away, we hear woman screaming coming from that street)
Phil: "Oh great! Do you know that woman screaming doesn't belong in that movie?"
Jerry: "I don't know"
Phil: (laughs) "good question"
Take 5 - Tom and Jerry talk - Part 1:
Phil: "all you marks! get set! action!"
Tom: "I'm Tom"
Jerry: "I'm Jerr-" (sneezes comically when interrupts the film)
Tom: "No no no! you tried to ruin the film, i'm sorry"
Phil: "Bless you. well, the script says "I'm Jerry", got it?"
Tom: "I think"
Take 6 - Tom and Jerry talk - Part 2:
Phil: "and action!"
Tom: "I'm Tom-" (hacks and throws up hairball like any real cats)
Jerry: "aw come on! you know better than that!"
Take 7 - Friends to the End - Part 1:
Phil: "and action!"
Tom: "All right, I'll give it a shot. Here we go." (Tom is about to sing) "We two we're-" (then is interrupted when he farts)
(Phil and his crew were disgusted)
Jerry: "Tom! can't you at least sing more when stopping that song?"
Puggsy: "I think he missed that darn lyric like this"
Phil: "Okay, keep working"
Take 8 - Friends to the End - Part 2:
Phil: "And action!"
Tom: "All right, I'll give it a shot. Here we go. We two we're friends to the end Ain't we, my friend?" (then stops singing)
Phil: "Uhh… it's "We kinda blend together. Coffee and cream, Boy, what a team!" right?"
Tom: "yes" (giggles) "that's what I thought"
Take 9 - City Night:
(Bugs and Daffy are in the city talking)
Bugs Bunny: "What's up, Daff?"
Daffy Duck: "Hello, are we looking forward for the new Looney Tunes movie?"
Bugs Bunny: "Yes, we are very excited to have the new movie by Warner Bros."
Daffy Duck: "Yes! including the stars with Me, Bugs, Tweety, Sylvester, Elmer Fudd, Foghorn Leghorn, and more! what a stars to say this!"
Bugs Bunny: "Wow! that movie is going to be great!"
Daffy Duck: "Well, what am I thinking?"
Tom: (in the background) "Not you, mouse!"
Bugs Bunny: "What the heck is that!?"
Daffy Duck: "I don't know. a- a- a cat!?"
(He drags Jerry back by his tail, put a flowerpot over him and put a cork in the hole at the bottom. He walks off, smugly, causing run over Bugs and Daffy really badly)
Bugs and Daffy: "AAAAAAAAA!"
Take 10 - Robyn Starling:
Robyn Starling: "Oh! Yes. It's Robyn Starling. I'm afraid I don't have a home anymore. I…I'm an orphan. My mother died when I was a baby."
Jerry: "What about your father? What happened to him?"
Robyn Starling: "My father was on an expedition climbing in the mountains when the snow gave way in a, a..."
Tom: Avalanche?"
Robyn Starling: "Uh huh, and he was the most wonderful father in the world. He had his own special place just for the two of us, and..."
Jerry: "And that's where you were going?"
Robyn Starling: "Uh huh, and to get away from my Aunt Figg. She's not really my aunt, just my guardian, she's taken over the house, she moved my room to the attic and gave my room to her dog, Ferdinand."
Tom: "uh….."
Phil: "Ferdinand? isn't?"
Take 11 - Oh Brother:
Jerry: "Oh, brother."
Robyn: "Please?"
(The crew are heard in the background, interrupting the filming)
Jerry: "What is going on?"
Phil: "It might be someone else or what?"
Take 12 - Finale!:
Phil: "are you ready for the finale?"
Crew: "Yes"
Phil: "and action!"
Robyn: Tom! Jerry! Welcome to your new home!
(Tom look at the cat bed with delight. It has a blue T on top of it. Tom runs over to the bed and lounge down on it. As Robyn leaves the living room, Jerry look at his new mouse hole which has a roof on two supports with his name on it with delight and runs over to it. Tom open his eyes and saw this with a scowl. Jerry look at the roof up and down and walk on the purple carpet to his hole. Tom pull out a mousetrap and with a sneaky grin, he tip toed over to Jerry's hole and put it inside. He crouch down, waiting for the trap to snap, unaware that Jerry open a passageway and push the trap under Tom's tail. Tom snickered to himself, but there is mole from Zdenek Miler cartoon appearing when he is on his way to get to the next film)
Phil: "Look at the mole, the way he's walking"
Crew: "I know, he is going to do another film. called The Mole and the Eagle, right?"
Phil: "from Czech Republic, yes"
Crew: "Ok"
Tom: "Yeeooow!"
(The sounds of mole laughing and the crew are sort of snickering are heard)
Phil: "Well…. that's it for today"
Crew: "Thank you for the bloopers, everybody!"
The End!
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