Kicked Out (Waluigi's Tacostand)

This is the first episode of Waluigi's Tacostand.
==Transcript==
(At the Mushroom Kingdom, Waluigi is playing tennis with Wario at the tennis court)
Wario: It’s nice to finally be back playing tennis, eh Waluigi?
Waluigi: Wa!
(Waluigi hits the ball with his racket and scores himself a point)
Waluigi: WAAA!
Wario: Aw man. That’s 40 love.
Waluigi: Whoever named it live probably watched too many Hallmark movies.
Wario: Yeah. (Waluigi scores yet another point, winning the game) Wah, why do I always lose?
Waluigi: Because… Waluigi always takes the W.
Wario: Then why doesn’t Wario take the W too?
Waluigi: Maybe lose some weight, chubby.
Wario: Hey! I’m not that fat! (His belt pops out) Maybe you’re right.
Black toad: I’m sorry to tell you guys that the tennis court is closing right now. You have to leave.
Waluigi: Wa... (they leave the court)
(At Waluigi’s house, he’s reading a book about tacos)
Waluigi: Someday, I shall open my own tacostand and rule the taco world! Wahahahaha! (snores and falls asleep)
(The next morning, Waluigi is woken up by a toad)
Police toad: Come with me.
Waluigi: Wah? What’s going on?
Police toad: You’re being exiled from the Mushroom Kingdom. Follow me.
(At the police station, Walugi is told that he is being exiled and has to stay somewhere else)
Waluigi: So I have to move?
Police toad: Yep. The supreme court has decided your fate.
Waluigi: What did I do wrong?
Police toad: Let’s see here… you shook your “booty” in front of the Princess, poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and ate Wario’s hat whole. I think that’s more than enough reasons to list. There’s tons more.
Waluigi: Waaaaaaa. I don’t wanna leave.
Police toad: You have the right to remain silent. You have one hour to leave the Kingdom, or else.
(Waluigi is packing up his personal belongings)
Waluigi: Wa, this stinks.
Wario: So I heard you got exiled. What for?
Waluigi: One of the reasons was for eating your hat.
Wario: That was just a rumor. It was Yoshi who ate it.
Waluigi: Wah. I don’t care anymore, I just want to move at this point.
Wario: Where to?
Waluigi: The court decided I should move to Bikini Bottom.
Wario: But that’s on the other side of the world! I won’t be able to visit you!
Waluigi: Unless…
(Waluigi is on a plane, and Wario is inside his luggage)
Wario: (from inside the luggage) Did you really have to put me in this one?
Waluigi: Shh, don’t ask questions.
(They get off the plane, and a sign appears that says “Welcome to Bikini Bottom”)
Waluigi: This is the place.
Wario: Wah, this place looks great already. No more annoying toads.
Pink toad: BUP
Wario: I stand corrected.
Waluigi: So many houses to pick from.
(Patrick is at his house, putting up a For Sale sign)
Squidward: Patrick, are you selling your front yard again?
Patrick: No, this time I’m selling my backyard. (Squidward facepalms)
SpongeBob: We’re getting new neighbors? Yippee!
Squidward: They better not like jellyfishing... 
(Waluigi and Wario are looking at houses)
Waluigi: That one’s ugly. That one is too pretty. That one looks too WAH. Let’s try another neighborhood.
(They move over to Conch Street)
Waluigi: This neighborhood is really small. It’s perfect.
Wario: (Looks at SpongeBob’s house) That house looks delicious. You think it’s edible?
Waluigi: I dunno. But I’d like to live next to a fruit.
Wario: Let’s move there then.
Waluigi: And I can set up my taco stand right next to our house.
Wario: Wh- your taco stand? Since when were you gonna start a taco stand?
Waluigi: Since yesterday. Now shush.
Squidward: Who are those buffoons?
SpongeBob: Looks like our new neighbors, Squidward!
Waluigi: Hey, are there any houses for sale around here?
SpongeBob: Patrick is selling his backyard.
Waluigi: Sounds like a total dunderhead.
Patrick: Hey! My backyard has plenty of space.
Wario: But we wanted to live next to a fruit, not a stupid boulder.
SpongeBob: It’s not a boulder, it’s a rock!
Wario: Whatever. Can we move in next to the fruit?
SpongeBob: Sure. The more the merrier!
Waluigi: Now it’s time to fill out the paperwork. Wah, I wish there was a way to skip it.
Patrick: I know how. (He puts up a time card that says “Several Days Later”)
Waluigi: And we’re done!
Wario: Now what? Do we wait for a house to magically appear?
(Suddenly, a jalapeno falls down from the sky and drops down next to SpongeBob’s house)
Waluigi: It’s jalapeno time! (he opens the door and goes inside the jalapeno house)
Wario: Let’s a go! (he goes inside too)
Patrick: They talk funny.
(end)
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