Yanni, Dead at the Acropolis

Yanni, Dead at the Acropolis is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
Say you were to wire a bomb to New Age musician Yanni's keyboard. If he wants to defuse the bomb as quickly as possible, at what tempo should Yanni work?
===Choices===
1. alfredo
2. al dente
3. adagio
4. allegro
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Alfredo? Uh, not unless he's gonna defuse the bomb with a creamy white sauce."
2. "Well okay, Beethoven. Uh, you'll be interested to know that 'Al dente' actually means 'To slightly under cook pasta so it's not too soft.'"
3. "Well, a slow tempo like adagio would probably help Yanni project to the back row." [piano playing descending notes, dissonant notes, explosion, descending whistle, man going 'woah!']
4. "Yeah, I think Yanni would want to work quickly, so he'd probably choose a nice upbeat allegro pace."
===Answer Quote===
NATE: Let's just hope he knows his explosives.
??? (offmic): NO YANNI, THE-THE BLUE WIRE!
[explosion]
===Trivia===
The title is a parody of the live Yanni album "Yanni, Live at the Acropolis".
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