Support Box: S02E05

Support Box gets Big(ger) is the fifth episode of Support Box Season Two and the twelfth episode of the Support Box series. The episode's plot revolves around Support Box and Question Box being sent to an alternative fat camp. 
== The Episode ==
Support Box, Question Box, we need to talk.
(the boxes are in the board of directors' office. they have both gained a considerable amount of weight. support box is so fat that he has to sit in a wheelchair an intern pushes)
WHAT IS IT NOW?! IM JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE AND YOU PEOPLE KEEP POKING HOLES IN IT!!
It's about your weight. Ever since Box's Big Burger got...big, you two followed suit.
isn't it fitting, bosses? know what isn't fitting? this XXXXL suit!
THIS IS OPPRESSION! YOU'RE...FAT SHAMING US! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PUTTING ON A LITTLE WEIGHT!
If this show's gonna keep having infinite growth, you two need to shrink.
ALRIGHT FINE, WE'LL GO GET SOME OZEMPIC AND BECOME STARVING REFUGEES, YOU PRUDES!!
That's the thing about being a studio head, you can always turn a mess into gold! I can see it now, talk show hosts inspire millions to lose weight! Pack your bags, you two, you're shipping off...to fat camp!
FAT CAMP?! THAT PLACE IS FOR PEOPLE LIKE EARL! HES SO FAT HE CHICKEN BREASTROKES! THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH PLUS SIZED SUPPORT BOX!
yeah! we've got this under control!
(there's a knock at the door and a woman in a bikini steps into the room holding two box's big burger bags)
Did someone order six Support Burgers, six fries, and extra support sauce?
WHAAAT? MAN'S GOTTA EAT!
...
(support box and question box are stepping out of a bus with their suitcases, along with ten other fat people. theyre all at the entrance of a camp.)
WELCOME TO SUPPORT BOX, THE SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SUPPORT BOX!
(question box takes a bite out of his burger)
HOW'RE YOU DOING, SUPPORT BOX?
THIS IS BULLSHIT, QUESTION BUCK! WE ARE NOT FAT, THE BOARD IS JUST JEALOUS OF OUR SUCCESS!
EXACTLY! THE MAN IS TRYING TO KEEP US DOWN!
I MEAN LOOK AS THESE PEOPLE, THEY'RE IN AWFUL SHAPE!
(a pair of twin fat girls overhear support box)
You're one to talk! Have you looked in a mirror?
HEY LOOK QUESTION BOX, ITS BEFORE, AND WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE!
(a drill sergeant steps out of a cabin)
ATTEN-SHUN! EVERYONE LINE UP
(the fat passengers struggle to get into formation. when they do, the sergeant walks up and down the line)
MY NAME IS SERGEANT FLATS AND I WILL BE YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR FOR THE DURATION OF THIS CAMP! YOU ARE ALL HERE FOR THE SAME REASON: YOU ARE FAT AND YOU HAVE ZERO SELF CONTROL! YOU'VE LET FOOD BECOME YOUR MASTERS, AND NOW YOU CAN'T WIPE YOUR ASS!!
wow, this is awesome! its just like full metal jacket! this guy is our sergent hartman!
THE VIEWERS AT HOME ARE GONNA LOVE HIM! HE'S PROBABLY FULL OF MEMORABLE QUOTES!
(the drill seargent snaps to support box and question box)
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE OURSELVES SOME COMEDIANS! STATE YOUR NAME, PEONS!
I'M SUPPORT BOX, HOST OF EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TALK SHOW SUP--
OH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU AND YOUR BURGERS HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE PEOPLE OF FRONKU CITY! OUR PRIMARY EXPORT IS NOW HEART ATTACK VICTIMS, BECAUSE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL IS OUT OF ROOM!
that's a gem right there! we could put that on a shirt!
IM GONNA ENJOY WHIPPING YOU TWO INTO SHAPE! ALRIGHT, EVERYONE GATHER AROUND! TIME TO EXPLAIN HOW THIS IS GONNA GO! SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT FEAR AND ANXIETY CAN ACCELERATE WEIGHT LOSS SIGNIFICANTLY! TO THAT END, THIS FACILITY IS DEDICATED TO TESTING THAT THEORY!
WAIT WAIT IVE SEEN A MOVIE LIKE THIS! ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE US CONFRONT OUR GREATEST FEARS SO WE CAN OVERCOME THEM AND FIND THE DRIVE TO SUCCEED?
WHAT KIND OF PANSY ASS QUESTION IS THAT?! WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU RUN INTO THE WOODS AND HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE ANIMALS!
(five more seargeants step out of the cabin. theyre all carrying rifles, one of them tossing flats a gun. everyone gasps and becomes concerned)
IVE ALSO SEEN A MOVIE LIKE THIS!
YOU PEOPLE BETTER START RUNNING!
YEAH YEAH NICE TRY MR. FLATS! IVE BEEN ON SCARED STRAIGHT BEFORE, YOU'RE TALKING OUT OF YOUR--
(seargeant flats aims his rifle and shoots one of the campers in the leg)
OH SHIT GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FAT COWS I CANT DIE!
(the fat campers start running away as shots ring overhead. question box and support box run together)
QUESTION BOX THIS ISN'T HOW THIS EPISODE IS SUPPOSED TO GO! I WROTE UP AT LEAST 20 FAT JOKES TO USE!
(support box notices the cameraman is running far ahead of them)
RICO YOU LAZY FUCK! GET BACK HERE AND KEEP RECORDING! THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
(rico slows down until he is next to support box and question box. then a 5.56mm round disintegates his head)
OH GOD THEY GOT RICO!
HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED! GETTING MY GOOD SIDE!
(support box and question box notice a cave up ahead. they run inside and hide behind some rocks)
THIS PLACE WENT FROM CAMP GOODTIMES TO CRYSTAL LAKE! WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, QUESTION BOX! CALL OUR PRIVATE JET GUY TO PICK US UP!
there aren't any landing strips out in the wilderness!
I HATE THE COUNTRYSIDE! GOD WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LIVE HERE? LEAST THE ONLY THING TO WORRY ABOUT IN THE CITY IS THE SMOG! AND THE CRIME!
keep it down boss, or else someone's gonna--
hey guys, they're in here!
(the boxes panic until they see that they were found by other fat people)
its a bloodbath out there! i saw three people die right in front of my eyes. some of them i knew for a long time...but those councillors were right! i can already feel the pounds washing away!
we're getting hunted down like whales out there and you people are talking about weight loss?!
yeah, we know we're safe! you guys are here! youre always getting out of these situations! so what's the plan?
question box we gotta ditch these lardos, theres no way theyre fitting in our getaway ride HAHA THE THING IS THAT MOST OF THE SHOW IS STAGED SO YEAH WE HAVE NO PLAN! YOU SHOULD KEEP RUNNING, THE NEAREST ROAD IS ONLY...2 MILES AWAY!
no way, boss! thats what those guys out there want us to do! we gotta put up a united front and fight back! they may have semi-automatic guns, but we have the forest on our side!
QUESTION BOX YOURE 60 lbs., 80 WHEN YOURE SOAKING WET! THOSE PSYCHOS OUT THERE WILL TEAR YOUR WELTERWEIGHT ASS APART!
i don't care boss! these people are looking up to us as their heroes! and we can't let them down! is this the power of a runner's high?
WE WERE RUNNING FOR LESS THAN you know what forget it. try to get your home alone trap shit on camera
alright people, gather around! i got a plan in mind...
...
(much later on in the day, the seargeants are still patrolling the grounds. question box is hiding in a bush. he takes his tie off and ties it around his head before stepping out of the bushes)
LOOKING FOR ME, FLAT STANELY?
(everyone aims their guns at question box)
THAT IS SEARGEANT FLATS TO YOU, MAGGOT! IM NOT SURPRISED YOURE GIVING UP!
OH WE'VE STILL GOT SOME FIGHT IN US! FOREST FIGHTERS, ATTACK!
(two rocks on either side of the gunners get up, revealed to be fat people in disguise. they put makeshift blowguns in their mouths and fire a volley of pebbles at their attackers. the sergeants are mildly irritated by the rocks and the fat men immediately start wheezing after exerting so much energy)
WANT SOME MORE?! DROP THE TREE!
(the seargeants hear a creaking noise and turn around to see two morbidly obese people leaning on a tree. surprisingly, its uprooted and begins slowly falling down. the seargeants have enough time to step out of the way and the tree ends up crushing the other two fat men)
UH...I MEANT TO DO THAT?
(the guns are aimed at question box again)
OKAY GUYS I GET IT, YOU HATE FAT PEOPLE! BUT LETS TRY TO UNPACK WHY YOU HATE THEM! TOGETHER, WE CAN SIT DOWN AND LEARN FROM EACH OTHER! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME IVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL BEFORE!
(suddenly, a searchlight brightens the forest and the sky)
FRONKU CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT, DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND STAND DOWN!
(the seargeants drop their guns and put their hands up. support box arrives on the scene with police officers.)
BOSS, YOU SAVED ME! HOW DID YOU DO IT?
WELL AFTER YOU DECIDED TO PLAY RAMBO IN THE FOREST, I MANAGED TO TURN YOUR PHONE ON AND CALL THE COPS! ALSO, YOUR PHONES BROKEN, I HAD TO USE THE TOUCH SCREEN BY HEADBUTTING IT! AND WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE PISS?
UHH...I DID SUCH A GOOD JOB HOLDING THESE CREEPS OFF THAT THEY WET THEMSELVES!
IT WAS A DISASTER WASNT IT?
two of them got crushed by a tree...they cant link me to it right?
(question box and support box walk off back towards the camp)
SOUNDS LIKE WERE GETTING A 'BIG MAN IN COURT: PART 2!'
AW COME ON THATS NOT FUNNY BOSS!
== Trivia ==
* Support Box mentioning Big Man in Court: Part 2 is a reference to the episode of the same name where Support Box is arrested and faces trial.