An Ashley Girl's Gotta Do What An Ashley Girl's Gotta Do!

J. Severe: So Ashley, you've decided to write a story, eh? Seems quite foolish.
Random Kid: Yeah, for all we know, it could be random trash just like that Lollipops! page.
J. Severe: Don't forget the one about Cookiez.
Random Kid: Yes, she couldn't even spell the plural of "cookies" right.
Ashley: Will you guys shut up! I'm an admin now, and I can block you.
J. Severe: Well I'm the creator.
Ashley: So?
J. Severe: So....
(silence)
J. Severe: Okay, so the creator's no different from an admin. Hurry up with the story.
Random Kid: Yeah, so we can delete it sooner.
Ashley: Shut up! Anyways...
==A Bright, Sunny Morning==
It was a bright, sunny morning. The flowers were blooming, the birds were singing, and I felt just giddy!
J. Severe: Giddy? Giddy?! Do you hear this, Random? Giddy!
Ashley: (lunges at J. Severe)
J. Severe: (hastily dodges attack) Whoa! This girl is wilin'!
Ashley: That's not all this girl will be if you don't shut yo yap!
J. Severe & Random Kid: (gulp)
I got out of bed and embraced the wonderful Spring weather. It was the perfect day to play jump rope. So I called my friends Random Girl and Jordan and we played jump rope.
Random Kid : I highly doubt Random Girl would ever --.
Ashley: (zaps Random Kid with a taser)
Random Kid: Ughh... (falls down)
J. Severe: How dare you --!
Ashley: (smacks J. Severe)
Now, we were playing jump rope and singing nursery rhymes like "London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London bridge is falling --"
J. Severe: What's so great about a bridge falling? Peoples' lives could've been brought to the brink of des --!
ANYWAY, we were playing merrily and then a small wind started to blow. Then it began to rain. The three of us played in the puddles! It was so much fun! Joy, joy, joy!
Random Kid: You are a sick, little --!
Ashley: (kicks Random Kid's knee)
Random Kid: Ooooh! My knee!!
Then it started raining really hard. The three of us went back in the house. Then the lights suddenly turned off and a cold wind blew through the house. Which was weird because we had the A.C. set to 70 degrees.
J. Severe: Have you ever thought that all the energy went out?
Ashley: Have you ever thought of shutting up?
J. Severe: Well...
==A Cold Day in Ashville==
J. Severe: Ashville? Oh, so you have your own town now?
Ashley: Will you be quiet?
J. Severe: Will you stop being a brat?
Random Kid: Guys, can't we all --?
Ashley: (punches Random Kid)
Random Kid: How come I always get hurt?
Out of nowhere, a huge flush of water came crashing into the house. My two friends were swept away into the water. I had to rescue them. So I plunged into the water and swam over to them. I grabbed their hands and tried to pull them to the surface but the pull of the water was much too strong and I --!
J. Severe: Are you telling me that you tried to be a hero? Ha! That's rich! Heh heh heh!
Random Kid: Yes, quite humorous.
Ashley: It's true, you moron!
It seemed that all hope was lost. The three of us were swept away by a rushing wave. But then I remembered the power of the Princess Unicorn!
Random Kid: What?
J. Severe: Ashley, you've hit an all time low. A Princess Unicorn, really?
And so I gained awesome Kung Fu powers! But then the water formed a giant monster and the three of us were forced to fight it! I punched, kicked, tickled --.
J. Severe: Tickled?
Ashley: If you say one more word, I'll bash your head open with a butcher knife.
J. Severe: Hello? This is a family-friendly wiki not a gory one.
-- it and we won! The water monster went away and the sun came out!
==A Somewhat Happy-tastic Ending==
And then we all played and we lived happily ever after. The end!
Ashley: How's that for a story?
J. Severe: How can I put this? Let's see, I'd rather eat a piece of doo-doo on a stick.
Random Kid: What we mean is that your story is equivalent to a fat piece of trash. In other words, to A. Louis.
Ashley: Well you guys are fools to not enjoy a nonfiction story.
J. Severe: Nonfiction? Hello? 1.Princess Unicorn. 2.Water Monster. 3.Random Kung Fu Powers. Does that sound like something in a nonfiction story?
Ashley: Fine, then. Suit yourself. Let's go, Uni.
Random Kid: Who's Uni? Your boyfriend?
(Unicorn arrives out of nowhere)
J. Severe & Random Kid: How the --?!
Ashley: This is Uni. Let's go! (rides away on the unicorn)
J. Severe: Well I for one am disgusted.
The End!
Category:Stories