Want Ad fom a Mob

Notes from the author:
Date: The file on my computer in which this story is saved is dated October 21, 2005 as the date of last modification. 
Background: This story refers to the summoned outdoor quest boss Emissary Roman'khan in Silithus. Please see WoWWiki for more information regarding the NPC. People I raided with jokingly referred to him as the "giant buffed puppy" and "The Emissary of Death".
WARNING, Not-Exactly-In-Character: Although written in an In-Character style, the story exists purely for humor purposes and is not intended to be taken as binding roleplay or as something that actually happened within any In-Character context whatsoever. Derivative works should only be made if they also remain Not-Exactly-In-Character.
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After the fourth time I was killed and resurrected while assisting a pickup raid against Emissary Roman'Khan, I decided to bid the raid farewell and leave. As I left, the giant buffed puppy ran up to me and asked that I submit this ad for him in the circulars around Stormwind.
Cobbler to clean and repair sandals of giant Egyptian-inspired demi-god. Must be able to remove bone pieces, armor pieces, weapon fragments, horns, and tusks and repair damage from magical spells of all kinds, including scorch marks. Must also be able to remove blood stains and ichor of undeath, and essentially any other stain that would result from stomping on numerous dwarves, elves, gnomes, humans, orcs, tauren, trolls, and undead. Being able to replace the soft padding on the inside sole a definite plus.
Payment will consist of gold to cover parts and labor and being killed last when the end of the world comes.
Interested parties should contact:
Roman'Khan
Emissary of Death
Category:Humor