Taylor Brown

== Personal Life ==
Per his MP15 media biography: a proud Franco-Ontarien, born and raised in Russell Ontario, Taylor "St-Hubert" Brown attended Swigmore University where he earned his degree in Economics and Bartending. Brown spearheaded the national monorail strategy, which reduced rail regulation costs by 50% by converting all train tracks to monorails - it's genius, really.
He frequently defected to (or founded) the Tea Party of Canada. Prior to entering political life, Brown held a brief stint as Quality Assurance at the Labatt Bleue plant, fired for being drunk on the job.
== MPSP13 ==
Brown started as a backbencher in the FAC party, led by Kelden Formossa.
== MPSP14 ==
Brown - a rising star in the SWAG caucus - was appointed to one of the most critically important ministries of the whole government: Transport. Under the SWAG government, Brown released the exceptionally well-received Transport Canada Efficiency Report, which called for the outsourcing of all air traffic control, the expansion of the Rideau Canada to a Panama-class shipping lane, the conversion of all railways to monorails, and for 407-style tolling on all bicycle lanes.
== MPSP15 ==
Brown founded CASE and was elected as Prime Minister to a minority government. His infamous opening speech can be read here.
== MPSP16 ==
Brown introduced Bill C-450, the Taj Mahal 2: Airport Boogaloo Act or better known as the Mirabel Restoration Act. The bill, ratified by Parliament, intended to rebuild the Mirabel Airport as a heritage site by expropriating nearby land. As well, the bill called for the construction of the Monument to the Victims of Expropriation, which would be built on land expropriated from local landowners. To bring tourists to the site, a 500ft tall inflatable white elephant was to be erected near the site.
In 2016, Brown received the media team's True Canadian Hero Award and the Order of Canada.
== MPSP17 ==
Washed up, Brown returned to embarrass himself one last time in front of the Natural Resources Committee.