Joe Barbaro

Joe Barbaro is an American entrepreneur, and also a non-corporeal dimension-shifting eggoid that originated in the Great Matter Void. He is one of the rare entities to appear in both the Tiny Dog Primary Universe, the Tiny Dog Universe, and the Multiverse at the same time.
Born as a street hoodlum in Empire Bay, an unknown amount of clones of him were unleashed during the Paint Can Temporal Explosion, which enabled a kind of jerry-rigged universal bridge for entities to travel between universes, as well as infinite patches of temporal distortion that in-turn unleashed several clones of Joe.
Joe Barbaro's best friends are Vito Scaletta and Henry Tomasino.
== Involvement with Captain Kush (Shaky Timeline) ==
Joe Barbaro was a pupil of Captain Kush in the art of business, having first met him in the summer of 1943 in The Valley, an area of the American Midwest notorious for temporal disruptions and disappearances. Following this, hilarity ensued. Following this, gangs of warlords descended on Captain Kush's class and a war ensued. Joe also became a pupil of Therasa.
Eventually, Joe Barbaro managed to escape the conflict by hiding out in a shack by a lake.
== Dark Joe Clone (Multi-Dimensional) ==
A clone exists of Joe Barbaro known as the Dark Joe Clone, a supposed evil Joe Clone sent from the year 2040 to eliminate Joe clones that refuse to join him in his quest to conquer the Fifth Dimension.
The Dark Joe Clone was lost spotted in the standard universe in the Bad 1980s Timeline #2, where he supposedly murdered a clone of Vito Scaletta that was sent from the year 2040 as well.
== Robotic Joe (Multi-Dimensional) ==
A robotic version of Joe exists in the multiverse, having been programmed with the memories of several Joe Clones obtained in temporal distortion clouds in the 2360s, by Captain Joe of the Federation starship Joe Mamma.
Robotic Joe was lost spotted at a gas station in a patch of temporal distortion in the Paint Can #8 Timeline.
== Captain Joe (Temporal Disturbance #902) ==
Captain Joe is a Joe Clone that somehow became captain of a Federation starship in the 2360s. He promptly re-named the ship the USS Joe Mamma. It was of the Miranda Class.
Captain Joe fought in the Battle of Wolf 359.
== Trader Joe (Multiverse Portal #402,918) ==
Trader Joe is a Joe Clone that exists at the entrance to the Multiverse Portal #402,918. He supposedly sells people cans of air.
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