Squidward,s Suicide Vs Dead Bart 3

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
Squidward Suicide -
Versus
Dead, Bart - BEGIN!
[Squidward]
Oh hi there, DB!
It's gun to meet YOU!
Oh wait, it's the 3rd time that I have seen YOU!
God, this match-up wants to make me feel suicidal
I'd rather get run over by a fucking motorcycle
Don't you dare fight fool, I'm stronger than leather
Heck, these Skype and Discord chats can tell that I'm better!
You can't stop me, Mickey can't either so I won't be so crying -
J.K. bitch, now I'll be totally dying!
[Bart]
Oh dear lord! Get this reject off stage
Your whole entire pasta was fake, bitch
I'm the ghost with the most roast, if I saw your girlfriend I'd give her toast bitch!
Ai caramba - ai caramba, get out of here you ho butt
Call me Chris Carbery
Do you take donuts?
You don't even fucking know how to play the clarinet, so
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT
[Chorus]
YO, Let's go!
Come and grab a gun, we'll have so much fun
One bullet, I'll cum!
Then we'll shoot it in your head, you'll be totally dead, don't argue about it!
Come and join us in Hell we'll have tons of fun, JUST THREE SHOTS, AND YOU'RE DONE, you are such a chump - oo!
Come with us if you are not alright, you'll totally die, join Squidward's Suicide!
Oh, I know exactly why you wanna die
You just wanna leave Earth, that's the reason why
Oh, I know that you're totally shaking
I bet you don't even know how to make bacon!
[Squidward]
Enough of that gay shit, give me something that ROCKS!
FUCK YEAH! This is my type of party!
[Bart]
Hey Squidward, did you finish those errands yet?
[Squidward]
Heh, such a comedian...
FUCK, I knew it!
Now I'll go SHOOT IT
You'll see right THROUGH IT
And you'll be SPLOOGING!
No need to say BYE BYE
So I'll just say HI HI
Because you'll just come out as BIYIYI
Isn't that sad how your
PASTA SUCKS?
Isn't that gross that you
EAT YOUR OWN GUTS?
I'm commiting suicide now, so don't be hatin'
It's time to DIE!
What's up Satan?
Bart]
YO, I'm the 7G06 dawg, if I wanted suicide
I'd watch Suicide Squad!
YO, Let's put em' in a coffin
Like Scott Cawthon
Your blood is so bad that I'm coughing
Bart is my name and fallings' my game
You might have went .exe but I'm so cray-cray
I'll be biting' yo ass, so please do not be cocky
NOW IT'S TIME TO STUFF YOU INTO HOMER'S BODY!!!
[Herobrine]
YO, It's Herobrine, comin' in with my diamond sword
Your shitty rhymes are useless than a wooden door
I love the fact that I'm not a cartoon
I just researched you both, you're fiction like the news
My game has no car crashes, nor prostitutes
But you see my shrine, it'll make you toot
You saddy wacky fatties are blobs in my cataracts
So get the FUCK out of this world 'CAUSE THIS IS MINECRAFT!
[Faded Gems, Steven Universe]
Shut up Herobrine, your popularity is fading like a gem tho
You'll be crying like Amethyst but not hyper-realistic, OK bro
My pasta was born on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
So now you'll know that it'll be a chore to go and diss me
Even though I'm depressed, your pasta's really making me sleepy
I'll give you all chills like Tails, Rubik's, Foxy and Creepy
Leave you dead just like Pearl, and I'll laugh, hardy har!
You won't be able to survive this Steven bomb, ALLAHU AKBAR!
[Bridge]
How would the music, how- how would the music be?
I would go- ta, ta-ta takes me-
How would the music, how- how would the music be?
I would go- that just takes me-
[Happy Appy]
Ahem-hem-hem...
I'm Happy Appy
The apple on the stick reborn from the Internet
I'll fade you out like a Gem, that's why your name is Faded Gems!
Got milk? JUST DO IT!!
Or I'll rip you out like cards and mess with me and I'll show you who'll spook the hardest
Blow you up like 9/11, if you get me super pissed
You guys should've gone to school
Cuz' class is dismissed!
After a dubbed Steven Universe, my show comes on next
So let me cut to the next rapper
Before we go have sex
[Five Night's at Freddy's]
A voice: The fuck is this?
[Chica]
Chica Rap Battles...
Audio: Press the button...Le-Le-Le-Let the bass kiss-
[Freddy]
Sex with us?
Unless you want to Fredeez nuts
So Let's Eat your fruity ass, until we're done!
[Bonnie]
C'est Boooooonnnnnn
Shut the fuck up Appy
You think you can escape?
That's quite saddy
[Chica]
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Let's Eat!
Wait fuck, Freddy said that already
Your verse was bull-Schmidt
So get ready FOR FREDDY
[Foxy]
Yarrr m' ladies
Pirate Cove will have you down
I'm serious Steven
FNaF: Haha, you made a pun!
*laughs*
Chica: I'm gonna commit suicide myself...
Foxy: I think that's my best role yet
[Mr. Pickles]
I guess that was a total wreck but motion...
Hey, you wanna see me eat a nickel?
Get ready Squidward, I have come for your pickle
When you invite me to your house to just chill some, I'll stomp on your grandma's plates Ain't I fun?
I'm Where the Dead go to Die, no lie, but much sigh
I'll double dip your fish stick dicks
Say adeeeoouu and DIE
These 23,503 pixels are evil, I hope you're not hurt
By the worst person you've never meet, no regerts...
Or something...
[Ticket Taker]
It's time to watch a movie, based on your defeat
I'm ticket taking your life, and it'll be on 3D
You think loud growls are scary?
Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I'll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won't be mixing anymore, once I win this for Gods' sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie
[Outro]
Voice 1: Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic, Rap Battles Of Cartoons!
Voice 2: These voices, these voices, they're driving me insane
These voices, these voices, they're driving me CRAZY!
These voices, These voices, they wanna make me quit, these voices, these voices, they're making me crazy!
Voice 1: April Fools!.