Dinosaurboat Festival

Musical guest - Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of Me
guest star - Barry Watson
note: this is the only episode to use the 2009 Nickelodeon Productions logo at the end before the jingle plays with a musical guest saying "But I didn't say stop."
== Quotes ==
Rob Paulsen: Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls. Live at the performance of Hollywood. it's DinosaurBoat Festival!
(audience applauds)
Rob Paulsen: and now give it up for Henry and June!
(audience applauds)
Henry: Good evening, everybody. I am the boy named, Henry. and this is my girl, June.
June: Nice to meet you, folks.
(everybody giggles)
Henry: Now tonight is going to be super fantastic
June: I can't wait to see what's happening at the festival.
Henry: Exactly, June. I know what's happening.
June: Well sure it is, Henry. Because we got some great cartoons coming up, and the teen rocking sounds of the singer from Waco Texas 
Henry: Yes. I agree with you.
June: Gosh I'm so excited for tonight’s episode starring a bunch of kids
Henry: Well then let's roll the tape
Erica: Just as soon as we sing one Christmas carol.
Shannon: Oh, man, not the lame-o "12 Days of Christmas."
Hayley: Of course not.
Sean: I want to sing the original, unabridged "39 Days Of Christmas."
Fabian: So, here goes nothing! 
Didi: And-a one and-a two...
("12 Days of Christmas" intro begins)
Kids: ♪ 39 fops a-fopping ♪
♪ 38 fishwives hawking ♪
♪ 37 coopers cooping ♪
♪ 36 bootblacks buffing ♪
♪ 35 buskers busking ♪
♪ 34 something something ♪
♪ 33 alchemists transmuting ♪
♪ 32 Dutchmen plotting ♪
♪ 31 doctors leeching ♪
♪ 30-year average lifespan. ♪
June: Hi, fellow KaBlammers
Henry: feast your eyes on the musical guest from Waco, Texas
both: Ashlee Simpson!
Ashlee Simpson: On a Monday, I am waiting
Tuesday, I am fading
And by Wednesday, I can't sleep
Then the phone rings, I hear you
And the darkness is a clear view
'Cause you've come to rescue me
Fall, with you I fall so fast
I can hardly catch my breath
I hope it lasts
Oh, it seems like I can finally
Rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Oh, it's as if you know me better
Than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
I am moody and messy
I get restless and it's senseless
How you never seem to care
When I'm angry, you listen
Make me happy, it's your mission
And you won't stop 'til I'm there
Fall, sometimes I fall so fast
When I hit that bottom crash
You're all I have
Oh, it seems like I can finally
Rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Oh, it's as if you know me better
Than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
How do you know?
Everything I'm about to say
Am I that obvious?
And if it's written on my face
I hope it never goes away
Yeah
On a Monday, I am waiting
And by Tuesday, I am fading
Into your arms
So I can breathe
Oh, it seems like I can finally
Rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Oh, it's as if you know me better
Than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
Oh, I love how you can tell
Oh, I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
Henry: and that’s our show! Let’s give a big hand for our musical guest
June: Ashlee Simpson!
Henry: and let’s also have a big thanks to our special guest...
Henry & June: ...Barry Watson!
Announcer: Tonight's episode of KaBlam! was brought to you by the number 6 and the number e. Not the letter e, but the number whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.
Dylan: Well, it's been a long run, but I think this'll grow up
Andrew: What, the hosts?
Dylan: No, Christmas.
(both laugh)
Bert Pence: join us again next time. same KaBlam! time, same KaBlam! network.
Kids: 29 Smiths a-forging,
28 Coopers cooping,
Shannon: We did that one already.
Mr. Stockdale: Shh.
kids: 27 Eelers eeling,
26 Anarchists bombing,
25 Swamis foreseeing,
24 Sideburns curling,
23 Monks a-changing,
22 Rats a-plaguing,
21 Coxswains calling,
20 Flautists fluting,
19 Footmen bowing,
18 Gungas dinning,
17 Seventy six,
16 Midwives birthing,
15 Aliens alienating,
14 Jacks a-ripping,
(gasp)
13 Scriveners scrivening,
12 lords a-leaping.
Corey: I-I'll just kiss your belly button. (kisses)
Ashlee Simpson: Oh, uh, that's not my belly button. But I didn't say stop.
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