Lifetime (TV network) Schedule September 8, 2005

8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend" 	When no one from Sugarbaker's can join her at a charity benefit, Suzanne searches through her black book and comes up with Eugenia Weeks, an old beauty pageant competitor who is now a local television weather forecaster. After a fun evening at the benefit, Suzanne accepts Eugenia's offer to join her at a television industry dinner, not realizing her new friend is homosexual. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Dixie Carter, Karen Hopkins, Jeanine Jackson, Catherin MacNeal, Bernie Lee McGowan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Foreign Affairs" 	Suzanne's maid, Consuela, is going to be deported unless she can become a citizen, so Suzanne enlists Anthony to dress up as Consuela and interview with the Immigration and Naturalization Service. But Anthony's disguise might be a little bit too good. Starring: Delta Burke, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Jason Ross-Azikiwe, Mort Sertner   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Foreign Affairs" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present	Sophia's Sicilian curse haunts an old boyfriend. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Howard Duff   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	The Facts of Lice 	Fran suspects Niles of being a killer. Ann Guilbert, Fred Stoller, Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert, Fred Stoller   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	The Facts of Lice 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 127 • Blanche Delivers 	Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, announces that she wants her mother to be with her when she goes into labor. Blanche wants to be there for her daughter, but is embarrassed that Rebecca became pregnant through artificial insemination. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Debra Engle   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 127 • Blanche Delivers 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E19 - Fran's Roots 	Fran discovers she may have been switched at birth with the daughter of wealthy parents. Jason Andrews, Thelma Hopkins, Jamie Renee Smith, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Jamie Renee Smith, Renee Taylor, Jason Andrews, Telma Hopkins   [CC] [TV-PG L]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E19 - Fran's Roots 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E20 - The Nanny and the Hunk Producer 	A tabloid paper's story about an extramarital affair with Fran disturbs Maxwell and undercuts his Tony Award winning play. Michael Brandon and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Michael Brandon, Renee Taylor   [CC] [TV-PG L]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E20 - The Nanny and the Hunk Producer 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	6×04: Snap Out Of It 	Dorothy meets a political activist who won't leave his house. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Martin Mull   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	6×04: Snap Out Of It 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1215 Mystery: Sonya Fitzpatrick 	Featured stories: Sonya Fitzpatrick claims she can talk to animals and find out what's bothering them, and thousands of clients around the world believe her; since Howard Carter, Lord Carnarvon and Lady Evelyn Herbert discovered King Tutankhamun's treasure, twenty deaths have been attributed to the curse of the mummy; Wadada raped and beat University of New Mexico student Sarah Beard, and is believed to have preyed on other young female students as well; the ghost of woman who was killed by her lover at resort in the Adirondacks continues to haunt the area.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1215 Mystery: Sonya Fitzpatrick 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1216 Legend: Jones House 	Featured stories: Young Michael Jones and his family claim that he has been haunted since he was five years old, and neither exorcism nor switching houses have allowed Michael to escape -- is there another explanation?; pets sometimes demonstrate an uncanny ability to sense when people are in peril, and behave in extraordinary ways under such circumstances; Etta Smith experienced a vision about the scene of Melanie Uribe's murder, and identified the location of the body with such accuracy that she became a suspect, but was later absolved; a pilot and his plane disappear from the radar, his last radio transmission referring to something that is hovering but is not an aircraft -- and other eyewitnesses confirm the sighting of something that looked like a UFO.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1216 Legend: Jones House 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Thirst 	 	A chemical engineer works to find a way to destroy lethal bacteria that has infiltrated a town's water source. Starring: Adam Arkin, Joely Fisher, Giancarlo Esposito, Phyllis Lyons   [CC]
2:00 pm 		Thirst 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Flesh and Blood" 	Lu and Andy work together to help a woman whose rash turns out to be flesh-eating bacteria. Also, Andy must weigh the morality of doing a tubal ligation on a schizophrenic patient. Lu helps Peter decide whether or not to go forward with an accusation against a top doctor in the hospital. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot, Janine Turner   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Flesh and Blood" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E12 - The Kibbutz 	Though Maxwell wants to send Maggie to a Swiss convent, Fran convinces her to try a kibbutz instead. Ann Guilbert and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E12 - The Kibbutz 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E13 - An Offer She Can't Refuse 	Fran unwittingly accepts a date with a suave mobster. John LaMotta, Burke Moses, and Justin Jon Ross guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Burke Moses, John LaMotta, Justin Jon Ross   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E13 - An Offer She Can't Refuse 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 88 • “The Impotence of Being Ernest” 	Rose helps her new beau overcome his impotence problem. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Richard Herd   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 88 • “The Impotence of Being Ernest” 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye" 	Miles has been canceling his dates with Rose, and he hasn't even visited the Golden Palace since Rose, Blanche and Sophia bought it. When Blanche discovers Miles' name in the guest ledger, she and Roland come to the conclusion that Miles is cheating on Rose. Guest Stars: Harold Gould, Robert Beecher Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Harold Gould, Robert Beecher   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Hysterical Blindness 	 	Debby and Beth are best friends who are perpetually looking for love. As Debby tries to develop a relationship with a new guy, she learns a lesson in love from her mother's romance with a widower. Starring: Ben Gazzara, Juliette Lewis, Gena Rowlands, Uma Thurman, Justin Chambers, Anthony DeSando   [CC] [TV-14 DLS]
7:00 pm 		Hysterical Blindness 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		The Incredible Mrs. Ritchie	 	Charlie Proud gets into trouble at school and is given an ultimatum by the principal: work for Mrs. Ritchie or be expelled from school. Charlie goes to work for Mrs. Ritchie in her garden; a place she believes holds the spirit of her dead husband. As he spends time at Mrs. Ritchie's home, Charlie begins to change his criminal behaviors. Starring: Gena Rowlands, Kevin Zegers, James Caan, Leslie Hope   [CC]
9:00 pm 		The Incredible Mrs. Ritchie	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"One Old Lady to Go" 	A woman who has lost her mind causes trouble at the hotel. Rose wants to keep her safe until her family shows up. Sophia starts a Chinese delivery takeout business after learning that there's a Chinese restaurant that also goes by the name "Golden Palace". Guest Stars: Margaret Cho, Anne Haney Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Margaret Cho, Ann Haney   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"One Old Lady to Go" 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 84 • “Scared Straight” 	Blanche's brother shares the secret that he is gay. Monte Markham guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Monte Markham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 84 • “Scared Straight” 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will? 	The death of Fran's ex-fiance prompt concern about her future. Pamela Anderson guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Pamela Anderson, Renee Taylor, Myra Carter, Ann Guilbert, Todd Graff   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will? 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E13 - Kissing Cousins 	Fran finds the perfect new boyfriend, only to discover that he's also her cousin. Rachel Chagall, Spalding Gray, Jon Stewart, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Spalding Gray, Jon Stewart   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E13 - Kissing Cousins 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Foreign Affairs" 	Suzanne's maid, Consuela, is going to be deported unless she can become a citizen, so Suzanne enlists Anthony to dress up as Consuela and interview with the Immigration and Naturalization Service. But Anthony's disguise might be a little bit too good. Starring: Delta Burke, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Jason Ross-Azikiwe, Mort Sertner   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Foreign Affairs" 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Diagnosis" 	Raina and Louis stand by as Kate begins a long road to recovery from her stroke, inevitably she must decide whether her job is jeopardizing her health. Magda encourages Jinny to start seeing a therapist. Meanwhile, the inspectors investigate the murder of a young woman who had quite her online social life. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm, John Rubinstein   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Diagnosis"