Greffer Posted the N Word and Gets Grounded

:(We see Gregory "Greffer" Nelson has vandalized the FanFiction Wiki by posting the N word on the computer)
:Greffer's Dad: Gregory Nelson!!!
:Greffer: Yes?
:Greffer's Dad: Did you post that negative word on the fansite?
:Greffer: Yes. Until those fanfic vigilantes removed something funny with normal content!
:Greffer's Dad: Because vandalizing that fansite is bad! If you post the N word again, you're grounded!
:(Too late! Greffer posted the N word again. Making Greffer's Dad furious than ever)
:Greffer's Dad: THAT'S IT, GREGORY! YOU'RE INDEFINITELY GROUNDED! I'm going to close your FANDOM account and disconnect you from the internet for the rest of your life!
:Greffer: NOOO!
:(Greffer's Dad then closes his son's FANDOM account and disconnects him from the internet, causing Greffer to cry like a baby and threw his fists in the air)
:Greffer: Wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah!!!!!!!!!!!! Dad! How dare you close my account! This isn't fair!
:Greffer's Dad: Gregory, stop throwing your fists in the air upside down and crying like a baby! You're 21 years old, and you know way better than to act like that! And this is all your fault! If you hadn't posted the N word, none of this would have happened! Your first punishment is you will be watching TV shows you hate, such as Inspector Gadget, Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater, Madeline, Rugrats, Hey, Arnold!, The Angry Beavers, The Wild Thornberrys, CatDog, The Brothers Flub, KaBlam!, the Nickelodeon version of Doug, the Pokémon TV series, Press Your Luck, The Rebel, Have Gun Will Travel, Fievel's American Tails, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Underground, Sonic X, SpongeBob SquarePants, Darkwing Duck, Shelby Woo, Figure It Out, Super Mario Bros. 3: The TV series, Super Mario World: The TV series, Babar, The Secret of Alex Mack, Nickellenium, Donkey Kong Country, and The Bellflower Bunnies!
:Greffer: No! I hate those shows!
:Greffer's Dad: Your second punishment is you'll watch Don Bluth movies, such as Banjo the Woodpile Cat, The Secret of NIMH, Dragon's Lair: The Movie, An American Tail, The Land Before Time, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Rock-A-Doodle, The Pebble and the Penguin, Gift of the Hoopoe, Anastasia, Bartok, the Magnificent, and Titan A.E. and other movies you don't like, such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, the 1939 version of The Wizard of Oz on VHS from 1989: 50th Anniversary Edition, Pinocchio, Fantasia, Dumbo, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, The Rescuers, Vuk the Little Fox, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver and Company, On Our Own, Babar: The Movie, The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin, Willy the Sparrow, The Rescuers Down Under, In Your Wildest Dreams, The Princess and the Goblin, The Seventh Brother, An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, Split Infinity, The ButterCream Gang 1 and 2, Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland, The Magic Voyage, FernGully: The Last Rainforest, Once Upon a Forest, Rigoletto, Savage Land, the Land Before Time sequels, The Swan Princess 1, 2, and 3, The Pagemaster, Behind the Waterfall, All Dogs Go to Heaven 2, Tiny Heroes, No More Baths, Babar: King of the Elephants, Return to The Secret Garden, Who Gets the House, the Pokémon movies, The Velveteen Rabbit, and others not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, and Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar. And I don't care if the "Pink Elephants on Parade" scene gives you bad dreams! The third punishment is you will not go to France and Italy for your next vacation. You will, instead, go to Brazil and Mexico. I'll donate all of your Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Rankin-Bass, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar stuff to charity. There will be no Coca-Cola, Pepsi, or Kool-Aid products for you anymore, either! You will not have your next birthday celebrated at Chuck E. Cheese's, but at the Buffet Palace as your fourth punishment! You'll play video games you don't like playing, such as the Donkey Kong games, the Super Mario Bros. games, Yoshi's Island, Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest, Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie's Double Trouble, Nightmare Ned, Rayman, Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Jumping Flash, Jumping Flash 2: Big Trouble in Little Muu, the Pokémon games, the Crash Bandicoot games, the Spyro the Dragon games, the Sonic the Hedgehog games, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, and many, many more not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar as your fifth punishment. You will be getting absolutely nothing for Christmas this year. Your sixth punishment is you will go to theme parks not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar, such as Busch Gardens, Disneyland, Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Disney's Animal Kingdom, Knott's Berry Farm, Nickelodeon Studios, SeaWorld, Dorney Park, Lake Compounce, Lake Quassapaug, Disney's Hollywood Studios, Legoland, Coney Island, Alton Towers, Hersheypark, Cedar Point, PortAventura, Silver Dollar City, Wet n' Wild, Worlds of Fun, Ocean Beach Park, Coco Keys, and Universal Studios. Seventh punishment is you'll listen to music by singers not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, and Cartoon Network, such as The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Backstreet Boys, The Doobie Brothers, Britney Spears, Michael W. Smith, Amy Grant, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Celine Dion, Manassas, Pink, Tatu, Hall and Oates, Rod Stewart, Seal, Paul and Linda McCartney, Wilson Pickett, Guy, N*Sync, Eiffel 65, Savage Garden, Joe, Roberta Flack, Linda Ronstadt, and others not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar. Eighth punishment, you will watch Disney/Pixar films like Toy Story 1, 2, 3, and 4, A Bug's Life, Monsters, Inc., Monsters University, Finding Nemo, Finding Dory, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, WALL-E, Up, Brave, Inside Out, The Good Dinosaur, and Coco. And you will not go out to eat at Caribbean restaurants, Mediterranean restaurants, and Turkish restaurants, either! Your ninth punishment is you got some VHS tapes, DVDs, Blu-ray videos, toys, video games, music albums, and posters not made Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar.
:Greffer: And what do I get?
:Greffer's Dad: Everything not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar!!!
:Greffer: NOOOO!!
:Greffer's Dad: Your tenth punishment is you will be forced to watch a series of Japanese songs from a late 80's block that aired on Pao Pao Channel, which was formerly part of TV Asahi called ピッカピカ音楽館, which means Shiny Music Hall in Japanese.
:(A TV appears)
:Greffer: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! You're ruining my life!!
:Greffer's Dad: I don't care! I will put each tape into the VCR. Let's start with the first tape, and then we will put each one into the VCR after it is done.
:(Greffer plops his bottom on the floor, and a square appears above him, displaying the ピッカピカ音楽館 logo. 2 hours later...)
:Greffer's Dad: Since you're punished for posting the N word, you're going to be blocked across the fansite indefinitely! I'm going to take away your computer, and I'll replace your Amazon Alexa Echo device with Jim Bob! There will be no computer, no YouTube, no FanFiction Wiki, no fruit, no bananas, no books, no The Powerpuff Girls, no Dexter's Laboratory, no Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, no Cow and Chicken, no I.M. Weasel, no Time Squad, no Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, no Codename: Kids Next Door, no The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, no Evil Con Carne, no Batman Classic, no other Cartoon Network-related movies, TV shows, and video games, no Tom and Jerry, no Yogi Bear, no Top Cat, no The Flintstones, no Dick Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines, no Wacky Races, no The Jetsons, no Huckleberry Hound, no Josie and the Pussycats, no Hong Kong Phooey, no Jabberjaw, no Shirt Tales, no The Snorks, no The Smurfs, no Superfriends, no Pac Man (TV series), no other Hanna-Barbera cartoons, no Kids WB, no Warner Bros. Movie World, no Six Flags, no Looney Tunes shows, no Tiny Toon Adventures, no Animaniacs, no Freakazoid, no Space Jam, no Cats Don't Dance, no Quest for Camelot, no The King and I, no The Iron Giant, no Osmosis Jones, no Godzilla movies and TV shows, no Are We There Yet? movies and TV shows, no Stuart Little movies and TV shows, no Eight Crazy Nights, no Jeopardy, no Wheel of Fortune, no Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, no Cricket on the Hearth, no The Little Drummer Boy, no The Little Drummer Boy: Book II, no Frosty the Snowman, no Here Comes Peter Cottontail, no Rudolph's Shiny New Year, no Nestor, the Long-Earred Christmas Donkey, no Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, no Jack Frost, and furthermore! There will also be no McDonald's, no Burger King, no Wendy's, no Subway, no Jack-in-the-Box, no Steak n' Shake, no Whataburger, no Arctic Circle, no White Castle, no In-N-Out Burger, no Carl's Jr., no Sonic, no Chick-fil-A, no A&W, no Rally's, no Checker's, no Quizno's, no Papa John's, no Domino's Pizza, no Pizza Hut, no Round Table Pizza, no Godfather's Pizza, no Chuck E. Cheese's, no Peter Piper Pizza, no Sbarro, no KFC, no Church's Chicken, no Jollibee's, no Zaxby's, no Popeye's, no Arby's, no Big Boy, no Johnny Rockets, no Long John Silver's, no Denny's, no Dairy Queen, no Baskin-Robbins, no Maggie Moo's, and no Cold Stone Creamery as well. The only restaurants you'll eat at from now on include Panda Express, China King, Lee Garden, other Chinese restaurants, Jasa, Sono Bana, Sakura, Hokkaido, Tokyo II, Sushi Mizu, K2 Over New Haven, the Buffet Palace, other Japanese restaurants, Taco Bell, DelTaco, Taco Time, Taco King, El Sombrero, Ixtapa, Tacos mi Nacho, Chipotle, Senor Frog's, Mezcal, Qdoba, other Mexican restaurants, the Supper Club, Red Lobster, Joe's Crab Shack, Crab Town, Buffalo Wild Wings, Olive Garden, Greek Olive, Hamden House, Barbara's, Glenwood, Five Guys, Golden Corral, Old Country Buffet, Ibiza Tapas, Soul de Cuba, Yamadora, Seoul, Rubamba, Blue Marlin, Pier 22, Seasons 52, Bush's Chicken, Phoenix Buffet and Grill, Outback, Cracker Barrel, Uno Chicago Grill, Paul & Eddy's, Friendly's, Chili's, Mickey's Bar and Grill, Thai Awesome, Savory Thai, Siam Thai, Dino's, Humphrey's, Eli's Restaurant, IHOP, Dave and Buster's, Lenny and Joe's Fish Tale, Guida's, Dunkin' Donuts, Rita's Italian Ice, Claude's, Ashley's, FroYo, Panera Bread, Chicken Hut, Red Robin, Applebee's, TGI Friday's, Pokémoto, Costa, and Cafe Amici.
:Greffer: NOOOOOOO! DON'T TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTER AND MY ALEXA!
:(It's too late! Greffer's Dad took away his computer and replaced his Alexa with a man, dressed in an elaborated outfit named Jim Bob)
:Greffer's Dad: Gregory, this is Jim Bob. It works the same and makes sure people don't lose their jobs. Jim Bob, what time is it?
:Jim Bob: [checks his watch] Doot doot, it is 3:27.
:Greffer's Dad: Well, I gotta run. I've got a doctor's appointment. Jim Bob, how's the traffic to town?
:Jim Bob: [checks his smartphone] Doot doot. Traffic's fine. You'll get there in about nine minutes.
:Greffer's Dad: Alright. It's time for me to leave. Jim Bob, play Kendrick Lamar.
:Jim Bob: Playing "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar. [picks up the guitar and starts strumming in G]
::I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances,
::Finesse a dude with some counterfeits,
::But now I'm countin' this Parmesan-
:Greffer: Jim Bob, should I be unblocked across the fansite?
:Jim Bob: The answer you requested is "no," boy. Which means you won't be on the fansite, doing negative things and other bad stuff you did. [resumes strumming]
::My left hook just went viral.
::Sit down, be humble
:Greffer: NOOOOO!!!
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