Wiz VS Boomstick RAP BATTLE! Written by YOU!

Wiz VS Boomstick RAP BATTLE! Written by YOU! is a video on the Death Battle YouTube channel that, as the title implies, features our hosts Wizard and Boomstick in a rap battle to determine which host has the stronger bars. Wiz is reprised by Ben Singer and Boomstick is reprised by Chad James.
==Lyrics==
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A RAP BATTLEEE!!!
===Verse 1: Boomstick===
Boomstick here to show how it's done
Sit back, Wiz; weapons, armor, skills, you got none!
I'm a good southern boy, you're a dopey science nerd
I'm a man of the people, you belong in a herd
You think you're ready for the Boomstick, hit you with my thick,
Hick accent, sharp wit, admit
You can't handle this, shoulda just said "no"
We're just getting started, but the crowd is screaming
===Verse 2: Wiz===
You don't meet the criteria, but this heatdown's overdue.
I create bacteria that is deadlier than you
Immunize them to penicillin, put them in a warhead.
I'm an evil genius, super villain, Notorious W.I.Z.
I capture gods to sidekicks, make them fight for my amusement
From the Gothams to the Nameks, see my name in all their newsprint
Study superpower, advance scientific improvement
Make the public cower, babysit a redneck mutant
===Verse 3: Boomstick===
That's rich! With me you can't compare
One look at you is all anyone can bear!
Called the Yellow Pages, you're in the book next to "Creeper"
Only thing you've made climax is a graduated beaker!
Give up now, Wiz. Just go home, you're done
It's like fighting with a child, all too easy, no fun
I'm a weapons expert and a master of the pun
Dr. Poultry Scientist, know a chicken when I see one
===Verse 4: Wiz===
You're an imperfection in my insurrection of mind-flexin' nihilists
Correction, mad scientists
Who study necrobiosis and bloody superheroes with no biases
It's Day 'N' Nite, not even Kid Cudi can shine a light on this
I'm an analytic, scientific robotic individual
You're a parasitic sidekick dick and your fame's just residual
I could just replace you with a computer program which
can be a free off-key cyborg because
Robotic Voice: You are a bitch
The raps I'm slaying faster than a sensei fights hordes
At max, you're learning the controls while I slay high scores
The facts: that lef has got you rockin' Rengay thigh sores.
No stacks. Invest in booze and your payday, buy...
===Verse 5: Boomstick===
Now, I've been known to give to charity
lying with the mother of a Doc Brown parody
Okay Wiz, take a breath, try to stay calm
If you didn't get that last line, I banged your mom!
===Verse 6: Wiz===
I'm not mad your deadbeat dad never taught you matrimony
Wasting all your paychecks on burgers, fries, alimony
Remember who's the boss, the creator, money maker
You'll get stopped in your tracks by my
Killer Instinct Announcer: combo breaker!
===Verse 7: Boomstick===
Okay Wiz, you're not fooling anyone
Without me you'd be a bullet with no gun
I'm the host with the most, Beetlejuice can suck a dick
There's one name people are shouting and it's BOOMSTICK!
===Verse 8: Wiz and Boomstick===
Wiz: Enough talk, I'm finished with this dunce
Boomstick: We're leaving this call to the audience for once
Both: I think it's pretty clear who has claimed this victory
The battle is over, the winner is me!
==Trivia==
===Production===
*As stated in the description, this video stemmed from an episode of the DEATH BATTLE Cast, specifically near the end of the 13th episode.GOKU vs LUFFY vs NARUTO EATING CONTEST! | DEATH BATTLE Cast
===Easter Eggs===
*If closed captions are turned on, the message "Who won, wait, wrong show" appears at the end of the rap battle, a reference to the closing tagline of Epic Rap Battles of History: "WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!"
==References==
Category:Bonus Episodes