King Fruit

King Fruit was the founder of the Mushroom Kingdom. In the year 1, he gathered three of his friends from college, and together, they formed an incredible army, the third biggest in the world at the time. They traveled to a section of Europe, and forgot what they were doing at the time. But, seeing the original Toad walk by, they remembered. He kidnapped the Toad, and renamed the land (formerly Italy) to "The Mushroom Kingdom."
The first thing he did as the king was cut down every forest in the Mushroom Kingdom, and beated up Toad to collect his spores to spread over all the stumps to create his population of slaves and the main denizens of the mushroom kingdom. This Toad was Toadsworth, who's still alive today and remembers the event. 
What King Fruit did with all the excess wood nobody knows for sure, but we think he sold it to The Woodchuck who could a chuck woodchuck wood. This lost the Mushroom Kingdom lots of its GDP, but nobody really cared back in the 1st century.
After a few years of ruling, he somehow tricked his friends to go to Antarctica, where they froze to death. After ten years of ruling, a stupid toad accidentally took a bite out of his head, killing him. He was then replaced by Princess Toadstool.
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