The Unlikely Life of a Teenager/Dangerous Beings

[Episode 01: Dangerous Beings]
Written by: Locky
[Episode begins]
???: It is just another day for me. My name you ask? Well, that's a good question you have there. What am I? A teenager. Where I live? Fantendoverse. You know a place full of blue bears, red bears, detectives, electric living beings... yeah.
The phone rings.
???: *grabs phone* Hello?
???: Oh hey, come to H.Q.
???: Volt, it is 4:50AM, I'm have a inner monologue with myself.
Volt: Another one? Didn't you already have one at midnight?
???: I like to talk with myself.
Volt: Sure... anyway come to the H.Q.!
???: H.Q.? We don't have such thing as a H.Q.
Volt: The dumpster behind your house.
???: Oh.
Opening.
???: The dumpster. Probably the best place in this thing. I meet with my friends here, we talk stuff, do stuff and eat stuff.
Volt: Who are talking to?
???: Uh, nobody.
Volt: So anyway, did you say Locky anywhere?
???: No.
Volt: He was supposed to be here at 4:51AM.
???: What time is it now?
Volt: 4:51PM, plus one second. HE IS ONE SECOND LATE, THAT SO---
???: Whoa, no need for cussing.
Volt: *sighs*
Locky: Hey guys.
Volt: YOU ARE ONE SECOND LATE, DO YOU HOW MUCH TIME I WAITED TO YOU TO APPEAR? ONE SECOND.
Locky: I was sleeping.
Volt: FOR ONE WHOLE SECOND?
Locky: Alright... calm down. Anyway, what is the matter?
Volt: Well... I was thinking that we should play Dungeons & Dragons!
???: Did you really called me 4:30AM just to play that game?
Locky: Is that the Nightmare Realm board?
Volt: Yup.
???: ...
Locky: Can you guys wait a second here, I'm going to get my D&D Wizard toy... thingie... whatever.
Volt: HOLD IT! I already bring have them here.
???: Why one of those is using dress?
Volt: It is a manly dress.
???: Sure it is.
Locky: Can we start this?
Volt: Sure.
And so the adventure begun.
Volt: You enter a dark cave and see a monster! What you do?
???: Try to kill myself.
Volt rolls dice.
Volt: It didn't work.
???: Dang.
Locky: Attacks the monster with Firaga!
2 days later.
???: Are you guys still here?
Locky: Yes.
???: Ok, narrator you can end the episode now.
Alright. So that's it for today guys.
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