Science Roleplay

=== CAUTION YOUR POWERS WILL BE NEGATED ===
The role-play thing:
EVERYTHING IS SCIENCE.
POWERS DON'T EXIST. BECAUSE SCIENCE.
(Also Hobs technically lives in a mech ball so that is ok. YOU GUYS NEEED MECH BALLS.)
Based off of here:
http://slime-rancher-fanon-roleplay.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Sheep_Slime/A_List_Of_Way_Too_Many_Ideas
* Science Roleplay (AU)
** Slimes, or at least the pink variety were created by bringing love, water, a bit of flour, and plenty of pink food coloring together in this AU.
** There is a large official science facility. There's also a smaller, unknown one that practices a magical kind of science, that easily is more advanced than the official one, but it is a secret.
** Slimes are either assistants, test subjects, wild livings, or escapees.
*** Wild livings are slimes put in a large chamber that makes them feel like they're in the wild, but they are actually being monitored by slimentists constantly, monitoring their behavior.
*** Escapees are slimes, normally test subjects, who have escaped through difficult measures. They are rare.
** Powers are disabled, because science. If you're apart of the smaller facility, your powers are limited. (NOT EVERYONE CAN BE IN HERE)
** No dimension hopping.
== MEMBERS ==
* Teamfortress2328
** Hobs
** Minty
* Squidy822
** MissingNo
** Lemmy the Sheep Slime (Makes good Alphys?)
** Infinity (Makes good Gaster)
** Mike (BECAUSE WE CAAAAN)
** Squidy (He gets goggles yay :D and he can use the gaster blasters but in this AU he got them from science)
* TheTabbySlime and RPMaster
** John
** Techy
* Danceykitty
** Dancey
** Darky
* Sheep Slime
** Clockwork
** Detruire (human, cuz no powers)
** Sheep Slime (had no real powers in the first place)
== Rules ==
Ur character has little to no powers.
Not everyone can live in the secret facility.
== Summary ==
Purple as far as the eye could see. The Corruption had spread so far... But in the secret facility, they were safe. Even though CorruptedSlimes just found him, he is safe. Even though alarms are blaring, he is safe. Even though he was the last survivor, he was safe.
In the darkness of a small, abandoned science facility, 1 corpse remains, rotting, decaying. A note lies next to it. "I am safe."
== Roleplay ==
---Teamfortress2328---
*Large facility shenanigans*
Hobs rolled along to deal with an escapee breach in sector 4. A golden tarr had broken out and was making quick work of the various slimentists scattered around the area.
---Squidy822---
MN hops out from a corridor, in front of the Gold Tarr. He went into his Kabutops Skeleton form and sliced at the GT.
Quote from Teamfortress2328:
* Powers are disabled, because science. If you're apart of the smaller facility, your powers are limited. (NOT EVERYONE CAN BE IN HERE)
---TheTabbySlime---
Techy appeared from nowhere. John followed. Techy: "Hello everyone!" John: "Heya."
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs sighed. "Techy! Where have you been? A Gold tarr is trashing sector 4 and you're off the job? You could get in trouble with your superiors for this. Come with me."
Hobs turned, and like a coordinated person, rolled straight into Minty, who was kiting the monstrosity. "HOBS. HELP ME GODDANGIT!"
---TheTabbySlime---
"Wait im part of this??? I only just appeared here. Well, this Tarr is going back into its cell." Techy found a giant golf club, and swung it at the Gold Tarr. It hit and the Tarr went flying, bouncing off walls and went straight back into its cell.
---Teamfortress2328---
And here was another benefit to living in a lab. You could keep a giant golf club lying around and no one's gonna question it. Hobs whacked a button and an emergency containment door closed, trapping the Gold Tarr. This was necessary, as its cell was mangled during the Gold Tarr's escape. "WHO THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO FEED IT MANUALLY?"
---Squidy822---
MN raised his hand. "It sounded better in my head..."
---Teamfortress2328---
"Missing, No." (NO SRSLY I BLAME SQUIDY)
---Squidy822---
MN gives Hobs a "PokerFace." .-.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey walks out a doorway while adjusting her glasses (yes science AU Dancey has glasses), then uses sign language (because she's mute obviously) to ask if anything's alright.
---Squidy822---
"Not for you." MN says, as from around a corner, guess what little slime in a labcoat enters. "Heya Dancey! And hi, others."
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs signs that everything is alright. Half of the slimentists are confused. "Danger averted. Please return to your stations." The PA screeched out a message, before falling silent. Minty said nothing but, "We really need to fix that." Hobs:"True that."
---Squidy822---
Infinity entered by floating through a wall. "Oh, hey guys." Infinity said.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey waved hello at the little slime, then suddenly, a black cat with dark red stripes and eyes comes in the room, this one isn't mute,"Hello, everyone, did I miss anything?"
---Squidy822---
Mike entered the room, saw Dancey and Darky, and curled into a fatal position. Infinity floated over by Mike and looked at him. "This is not even close to the stupidest phobia, but its still pretty stupid."
---Danceykitty---
Dancey seemed a little confused, then realized about the phobia, then is sign language said that there are other weird and/or dumb phobias around, even a phobia of everything and a phobia of phobias.
---Squidy822---
MN picked Mike up and threw him to Dancey. Mike did a Wilhelm scream.
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs went over to a list hanging off the wall, titled Every Wilhelm scream uttered.
Entry 657: Mike Espurr. Cause: Thrown at Dancey.
"Perfect!"
Hobs was very tempted to say "Not everyone likes Dancey." but then he'd have to avoid the animosity of Techy Lemmy Squidy etc.
Basically everyone would rip Hobs to pieces. Except Minty. (Duh.)
---Danceykitty---
Dancey seemed calm with this situation, but she also seems glad that not everyone likes her. The black and red cat twitched her ears for a bit, then jumps to a counter to take a look at everything there.
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs was working on a DNA sample of himself, trying to replicate the ability to turn from human to slime and back at will. Unfortunately, that meant some cells had to duplicate quickly to become human. Clearly, stem cells and internal DNA production were part of it.
Since the Gold Tarr had escaped, he injected it with the prototype. The Gold Tarr reacted to the substance and its tar morphed into 2 arms and fists, which it pound the containment door with. Close, but slightly off.
---Squidy822---
Mike landed next to Dancey, still in fatal position. (Moral: MissingNo has bad aim.)
---Danceykitty---
Dancey seemed confused, while in the meantime, the dark cat decided to ask Hobs something,"Say, what are you trying to do?" The kitten realized something,"Oh right, I forgot to introduce myself. The names Darky, Dancey decided to introduce me to this place because science."
---Squidy822---
Mike got up and went to explore the place. Infinity went to keep Mike company. Lemmy took Mikes place by Dancey.
--Sheep Slime---
Detruire approached from the back room, silver hair tied back into a loose ponytail as usual. "Oh, visitors?" Detruire looked behind herself, calling out to behind the doors she entered from. "Chronos, get over here!" Clockwork had rushed over almost immediately. "I told you; don't call me that." Detruire rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, get over it. Anyways, we have some visitors, so if ya wanna take a break, you can go ahead and talk to 'em." Clockwork nodded, heading over to the DNA Configuration Sector to go talk with Hobs and the others.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey seemed interested in the DNA thingy and walked over to Hobs to help. Darky still seemed interested as well, and jumped off the counter to jump to Dancey's shoulder.
---Squidy822---
Lemmy hopped onto Danceys other shoulder. Mike and Infinity ended up coming in. MN had been in already.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey gave Lemmy a threatening glare, probably trying to say that only Darky's allowed on her shoulder without having to speak, somewhat wishing she wasn't mute.
---Squidy822---
Lemmy hopped down by Dancey. MN noticed clockwork and said, "Ooh! A robot! Can I possess him? Just for a bit? I haven't done such in ages!"
---Danceykitty---
Darky looked around for a bit, as this was her first time her when Dancey convinced her to come here. Darky tried to get comfortable rested her head on her paws, holding on to Dancey's shoulder. She then jumped off then jumped on a chair to sit on. Meanwhile, Dancey's trying to reach a stack of paper on a high shelf, but she can't reach it because she's too short.
---Sheep Slime---
Clockwork gave a cautious glance towards Missingno, as Detruire came in to check on them. Detruire immediately responded for Clockwork. "Chr- I mean, Clockwhatever, is currently unable to be remade, and thus, any severe damage to them means we'd be unable to make another." Clockwork sighed of relief, then chimed into Detruire's argument. "We're mass producing some nanobots in the Mechanical department, and we have three worker bots that have human-like capabilities. They can't really feel any emotion, but... it's close enough." He shrugged, as Detruire heard an explosion and rushed towards the Astrology sector. Sheep Slime had accidentally set off some liquid boomios (liquid boom plorts), but luckily no injuries. However, there was a large hole in the wall, about the size of two gordos.
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs finished modifying the serum. TIME TO TEST. He decided to do it himself this time.
A wildliving tarr was hauled out of its containment chamber. It looked around, not entirely able to comprehend. Hobs advanced with the serum, and of course was almost bit because the tech ball doesn't actually have precise arms. Like any good slimentist, he accidentally stabbed himself. Congrats.
Oh no.
Hobs turned grey before Minty and Dancey's eyes, before melting into a pile of goop. Then, he reformed himself into... uhh... a human...? What?
Hobs "human" (-_-) form had peachy skin, periwinkle hair, and he wore a shirt and jeans. He was slightly smaller than an average human and obtained brown eyes. He happened to by lying down in fetal position.
Minty did nothing. She thought everything.
Wait... WHAT? HOW... WHAT WAS THAT STUFF?
---Danceykitty---
Dancey seemed to have noticed what happened in the middle of trying to get paper, then went back to trying to find a way to reach the paper.
---TheTabbySlime---
Techy and John looked at each other. They nodded and began running through the facility, grabbing quite a few technology stuff.
---Squidy822---
"Aww, pleeeeeeease? I promise I wont hurt him." And he added, his red eyes glowing brightly, "I'd just dig into his data and look into his every secret."
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs pushed himself off the floor, in a daze. "Well, I don't think that worked. Where did the Tarr go?"
---Danceykitty---
Dancey eventually gave up on trying to get the stack of paper on the high shelf and decided to give herself a break.
---TheTabbySlime---
Techy began making something with all the technology. "If this dosent work im gonna kill myself."
---Teamfortress2328---
Minty took a breath, prepared to say something, and promptly collapsed on the spot.
---Squidy822---
Mike held up a mirror so Hobs could see himself.
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs smiled. "Least it works. Plus, I got hands." Minty was still lying on the floor, so Hobs pulled back the retractable hatch on his tech ball. Now it resembled a Star Wars pilot's helmet, which he plopped on his head. A beam of light blasted Minty, and levitated her into the air. Hobs left to go drop her off in the barracks.
---Unknown---
Tarr was going. Someone try attack him. Gray place is weird. There is button? This one say info. Slimes unsuspect.
*Life folder opening...
*Absorbing user...
*User injected...
*Injecting ALL information...
*Injection complete.
*User survived. 1 survivals of: ultimate injection. Thank you for using this device.
The Tarr blinked, shuddered, and cleared... his head. Yes. He was a he. So many things happened. He knew everything. He must fix the problems. But what should he call himself? ...................................................Taylor. He would call himself Taylor. His friends were imbeciles, but he would teach them. But first, he needed a nutrition-pill. He broke into the kitchen and stuffed his face with pills, only to notice the warning label on the side of the box. "Too much consumption will result in immediate death." Hmmm. Looks like he was a lot more resilient than he thought. Taylor felt invigorated, the pills energizing him. Now, time to learn more. No one else remembered him. He needed to keep it that way.
He jumped up, extending his Tarr appendages and unscrewed a vent. He could hear Smarty Slimentists approaching.
---Squidy822---
Lemmy looked at Hobs. "I wonder what it'd be like if I were human."
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs turned around and pointed a loaded needle at him. "Well this is the last needle, so you can have some later." Next thing he knew, he was on the floor, and Minty, caught in the crossfire, was stabbed by a certain needle. Thanks a lot Lemmy. -w-'
Comment by Squidy822: Who was hit by the needle, Lemmy or Minty?
comment: le minty
---Sheep Slime---
Clockwork looked at Missingno nervously, replying a quick "No thank you. It's all encoded into Slimescript anyways, and you wouldn't be able to actually read it unless you served in the technological departments." Clockwork then turned to Hobs, who had become human, through science. "I think most, if not all the slimes in this facility would like to be human, to be honest. Might need to make some more serum." Clockwork gave a small chuckle, as Detruire returned, along with Sheep Slime. Detruire started speaking. "Sheep Slime gets to be a guinea pig today. He accidentally blew up one of the facility's walls." Sheep Slime looked back at Detruire a little nervously, then back at the group. "That wall is gonna be expensive to replace..." murmured Detruire.
---Squidy822---
"Pleeeeeease?" MissingNo asked again. Lemmy looked...a bit triggered.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey decided to sit down for a moment, and sits down on a chair (a one Darky isn't sitting on).
---TheTabbySlime---
Techy finished what he was making. He seemed a bit nervous. "this must work it has to it will work" Techy put the device on a random slime. The slime then began speaking fluent English. Slime: "Oh, hel- WAIT I CAN TALK???" Techy seemed happy. "it has to work" Techy then took the device back. Techy threw it onto Danceys head. It was a very small and light device, could not knock anyone out. "cmon please work..."
---Danceykitty---
Dancey was a little nervous, as she cannot take too much chemical/cell/whatever sciencey changes to her system at once, and she didn't know how much a device that could allow a slime to talk would change one's system. She also didn't know if it could make a mute person talk.
---TheTabbySlime---
"just do it!! DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES ok what just try talking i tested it on a normal slime"
---Squidy822---
"If this thing hurts Dancey, I swear, Techy, that I will kill you." Lemmy said. Mike was looking at potion stuff.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey decides to just take off the small device, since she actually likes being mute, plus, she doesn't want anyone to get hurt.
---Squidy822---
MN whispered an idea to Mike. MN casually flicked a penny by Detruire. "Hey, Infinity, there's a penny there." And as Infinity went to pick it up, Mike used Psychic to make a mistletoe float over the two. This was Infinities reaction: "CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--" and MN said, "If you think this is bad, be prepared for Deja Vu in the christmas rolepl--dangit I broke the 4th wall again--"
---Danceykitty---
Dancey suddenly heard something move, or at least, a slight noise from somewhere. Dancey indicates this by pointing her tail towards the direction in which she heard it. (next person to reply chooses where that noise came from and what it is)
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs knows he's gonna get his pay docked to fix the fourth wall. Oh well. The door to the vent shuddered, before blowing open. The Tarr from earlier appeared, wearing... glasses? And it was holding a sack of nutri pills... Hobs picked up a laser weapon lying about the place and fired it. The Tarr reflected it with an inconviently placed mirror, before taking off its glasses and letting the beam pass through, causing the counter to burn a hole through Hobs's laser pistol, before making a sizable hole in the wall. The Tarr broke the mirror in half, before grabbing Hobs and holding the glass within a vital artery. A raspy voice emanated from this monstrosity. "That's quite enough." In the background, Minty could be heard phasing into a human most likely, but the Tarr was more high priority. The Tarr smiled as an orange tabby cat noticed the pills. They would use it as a bargaining chip, which the Tarr didn't really need, and he could stay on their good side. As much as eating a slime or two would be nice, place would go into lockdown, and the Tarr would have a hard time doing much else.
---Squidy822---
Mike walked up to the tarr and looked at it. Mike petted it in a gentle and friendly way.
---Teamfortress2328---
The Tarr rolled back on its haunches, tired from its excursion. Minty was a blonde, slim girl at about... lets say 16. She was wearing a black jumpsuit, complete with sheaths for the katanas. Also, Hobs is 17 cause why not. "What the absolute GORDO IS HAPPENING?"
---Squidy822---
Mike continued petting the Tarr. Meanwhile Infinity was triggered. So was Lemmy. MN just looked at Hobs and Minty. "Oh look your both hooman now. You both look great in comparison to your old forms."
---Danceykitty---
Dancey seems a little confuse now probably due to not knowing what's going on. Even still she watched everyone do whatever they're doing.
---Teamfortress2328---
Minty let out a disappointed sigh, and went to do 3 things:
# Setup christmas decorations.
# Go find out why she could hear a soft alarm in the distance. Something about data injections.
# Priority: Completely incinerate all mistletoe in the surrounding area.
The mistletoe floating over Infinity was quickly stolen, and dropped in a nuclear heater nearby, where it ceased to exist.
---TheTabbySlime---
Techy began twitching. He then got a knife and cut the device in half. "I'll show everyone the REAL meaning of this world..." Techy then slashed at Lemmy. "Its kill or be killed!"
Comment from Teamfortress2328: And I wondered why literally every roleplay has off the rails, overused undertale references In it. Smh.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey seemed alarmed, then quickly grabbed Darky and ran out of the building, indicating with her tail to evacuate. Darky seemed to have seen what's going on, and told everyone,"Evacuate!"
---Squidy822---
Lemmy bit Techy, then shocked him. Infinity, Mike, and MN evacuated.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey hopped that everyone has escaped safely.
---Sheep Slime---
(Note in response to Teamfortress2328's comment above: Atleast it wasn't the bad time overused phrase. You're gonna have a baa time.)
Sheep quickly ran out of the facility through the hole in the wall along with Detruire, as Clockwork ran to his home department and checked the security camera broadcasts via an in-built adapter, looking for anyone within them (Clock is upgraded in this AU,, cuz science bot). Arriving at the Mechanical department once again, he scavenged some large scrap metal, along with an electric heat knife, then rushing out to meet up with the others.
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs is unamused.
Lockdown activaction code:
Lockdown activated...
Activating sleeping gas...
Techy collapsed cause sleeping gas.
There goes a nominal portion of Hobs paycheck. Seriously.
"I REALLY hope missingno didn't inject him with Flowery' mindset."
---Squidy822---
Lemmy was still in there, so he too conked out.
---Danceykitty---
Dancey looked around for a moment, then noticed that Lemmy was missing. It doesn't seem she cares much, since most people/slimes who have crushes on her are either dangerous, kind of weird, or both.
---Squidy822---
Infinity floated in, the sleeping gas not working due to him being a ghost, and he dragged out Lemmy. "Dance, catch! :3" Infinity said, tossing Lemmy to Dancey.
---TheTabbySlime---
Techy twitched then got up. He put his knife in the air, cutting Lemmy in half. "hehehehHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE finally FINALLY" He then went and almost slashed Danceys necklace. "no no NO" Then there was a flash of bright light. Chara was in place of where Techy was, and Techy took the blow. Techy: "heh... It's nothing... No... s-somehow, with just one hit... I'm already... Already... wait that sounds too much like someone elses dialogue. well scratch that." Techy faded to dust, leaving his SOUL (determination) there.
---Squidy822---
Lemmys electrical form floated out of the broken sheep. "There goes my shell. Anyway..." Lemmy formed his electrical shape into a shape like Asriel. Lemmy began attacking chara.
---TheTabbySlime---
Techys SOUL flew over to Lemmy. "Absorb my SOUL."
---Squidy822---
"Ehh..." Lemmy was hesitant, but MN ran at the SOUL and absorbed it.
---TheTabbySlime---
The soul refused to fuse. "no pls"
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs quietly sets off a nuclear reaction, causing the surrounding area to move at the speed of light. They warped through a grid blanket thingymabobber and ended up at a past time point.
Minty let out a disappointed sigh, and went to do 4 things:
# Investigate the 'data injection alarm'
# Find the christmas decorations
# Destroy any and all mistletoe
# Melt down all nearby knives? I don't remember that...
A conveniently placed knife and some mistletoe were tossed in a pile and crushed in a compacter.
---Th37aBb79aggaj---
The world went dark. A face appeared, it was Techys. "You IDIOTS." Vines captured everyone. "HAHAHAHH" Techy absobed the souls. But then everything reset. It was back to the part where the Golden Tarr was running around.
Comment from Teamfortress2328: I like undertale as much as the next guy, but this is worse than Dancey x Squidy...
Comment from Squidy822: NOTHING IS WORSE THEN SQUIDANCEY.
Comment from Dancey: Eh, I agree wit Teamfortress, this guy needs to stop being a mary-sue, I'm beginning to prefer Lemmy x Dancey over Techy x Dancey, but that doesn't mean I ship Lemmy and Dancey.
---Squidy822---
To void all the trash with Techy and Chara, I guess time reverts to the first post before that.
Mike found a mistletoe, picked it up, and ate it. Tastes like chicke--
---Teamfortress2328---
Minty: Time to set up the mistletoe *insert evil laughter here*
"Guys, I'm gonna set up the Christmas decorations. Have fun!"
Hobs is thinking. He should really stop thinking that.
Taylor looked up at him. "You do know I absorbed all the data in this system about you? And that its really not that hard to read your expression?"
Hobs gave him a death stare. "Shut up, Tarr."
"Its Taylor."
"Whatever. Just don't think about i- your thinking about it aren't you."
"Yup."
"You're banned from playing matchmaker. That's Squidy's job."
"Squidy? Who's that?"
"...Classified."
---Squidy822---
"Tarr I see what your thinking and I like you already. I'll give ya a hand." MN said. Mike continued casully eating mistletoes.
---Teamfortress2328---
"Help Taylor and you may find yourself Missing." (Nope not sorry at all)
P.s: "ITS TAYLOR"
---Squidy822---
"Mike, come make Squidy proud and help form a ship." MN said, and Mike used psychic to get Hobs by Dancey. "Now, Tarr!" 
---Teamfortress2328--- 
Minty drags Hobs off, and steals the mistletoe out of Taylor's appendage thing. 
"That mistletoe's mine thank you very much." 
Hobs prays to god they won't go farther. 
"You guys do know that ship's already been created right?" 
(Oki bai gonna do a Robocraft Deathmatch see ya tomorrow) 
---Squidy822---
Infinity was making something, and had finished. A little missle fired above Hobs and Minty, and a mistletoe with a parachute floated between them. "Its a Missle Toe!" MN said.
(#SorryNotSorry)
---Teamfortress2328---
Hobs looked up and saw a small fire burning a plant that was parachuting towards the floor.
"What was that?"
Minty looked jumpy and disheveled.
"The remains of a level 10 threat"
---Squidy822---
Infinity fired about 20 more.
(#StillNotSorry" 
---Danceykitty---
Dancey thought it would be a good idea to leave the room, so she did. She picked up Darky, then walked straight out of the room (I'm sorry but Dancey is currently declining missletoes along with any compliments about how she looks). 
---Teamfortress2328--- 
Hobs breathes a sigh of relief, and watches small bundles of fire rain down.  
"Infinity, if you don't stop doing that, I will fire you. And yes, I am your manager. Surprise." 
---Squidy822---
Infinity replied, "Oke."
And then MN fired 42 waterproof ones.
(#NOTSORRYATALL)
---TheTabbySlime---
Narrator or somethin: "Something wasnt right here. Where was Techy? Well I guess thats one way of showing how no timeline is the same. Say, does that mean theres a timeline where Techy X Dancey is there? DONT TELL TECHY OR HE WILL BE TRAVELING THERE." Techy then reappeared. "Too late bud."
---Sheep Slime---
Detruire let out a sigh, not sure if she is amused, relieved, or downright annoyed, she went off to the Department of Time Travel to go make sure no one was messing with it, and Clockwork was making sure all time travelling chambers were locked, closing them with a wifi command. After Detruire got back, she went over to one of the latest projects, a miniature temp-bomb launcher (tempbomb = temperature bomb) and proceeded to fire several heat tempbombs at the mistletoes, easily burning them without getting any surrounding equipment burnt. "Your welcome in advance, everyone."
---Teamfortress2328---
"Oh no its waterproof... time to burn them."
Minty grabbed Infinity's crate of ammo, and watched as he helplessly looked around for it.
"Let's see here... Put one there... maybe one here..."
Minty walked into the cafeteria, where she was assaulted by a purple slime. It had a Tarr's powers, and used them to walk. Wherever it stepped, it left a purple blight that started to slowly expand. It moved about as fast as a turtle. Her katana neatly sliced and diced the tendrils of corruption that grew from it. The slime sat, hurt, when all of a sudden it regrew its appendages and continued attacking.
Hobs decided he was hungry, and Taylor sat on his head.
"You got real guts to sit on my head after threatening me."
"Nope. I'm a Tarr, remember?"
"Remember I can eat you if I want."
The cafeteria door slid open, and a purple slime slid through the door, Minty following close behind. Taylor smiled. "Finally, a slime I can eat!" Needless to say, Taylor consumed the thing, and grew a little bigger.
"No, I won't replicate. Don't try to make me."
Minty pulled out the lighter and set the blight on fire. The small patch burned away, but the fire didn't spread, so she grabbed a flamethrower from behind the cafeteria desk and torched it all. Another benefit of living in a science institution.
(also why is this page so popular it's going frisking viral. Baduntssh)
(Guys don't be too lazy we gotta edit this before it crashes)
---Squidy822---
MN lazily FIRED some FIREproof ones. (#SorryNotSorry) 
---Teamfortress2328--- 
Hobs is not in room so yeah. 
---Sheep Slime--- 
Detruire went off to the Lasertech and Weaponry sector to grab a laser rifle, and started firing at the mistletoes, which were vaporized away. "Someone go check on the Agriculture department to make sure Squid isn't mass producing mistletoes?" Detruire finished up vaporizing them, and rushed off to check on the Agriculture themselves. 
---Squidy822---
Detruire caught Squidy red-handed. He had the goggles on his "forehead" for style. "Errrrrrr...bye!" Squidy dashed past Detruire, dashing through the halls, falalalalalala, lalalalala.
(I had too.)
Comment from Teamfortress: Dashing through the halls, pulling a wide open sleigh
---RPMaster-
Squidy hit Techy. Techy went flying. "STOP BEING A SONIC"
---Squidy822---
Squidy pulled out a boombox. Sonic song ear rafe.
(#SorryNotSorry)
---Sheep Slime---
"Initiate lockdown on halls." The hall Squidy was in closed off, leaving Squidy stuck inside. "Attention, squid fella, you are to not mess with other departments, especially in wasting our resources in mass producing mistletoes. Kay, thanks." The speaker shut off.
---Squidy822---
"Ha ha ha, this is hilarious. Now let me out I need to get my mass-produced cookies." Squidy said.
---Teamfortress2328---
"Minty what have you done this time?"
---Danceykitty---
Dancey was still in another room, also listening to Vocaloid music because why not.
---Teamfortress2328---
Your hear Hobs in the background.
"This link is best... "
☀https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqU4NUzSsKI&list=PL5OCmiojEYVhqqcz-JB9l6J-J-esyvHPr&index=4
---Squidy822---
Squidy sighed, went into human form, and tried drop-kicking the door. "Curse the lack of powers in this AU. Oops, there goes the 4th wall.
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