M. Night Shyamalanomaly

M. Night Shyamalanomaly is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Signa Circulus from the planet Pago.
==Appearance==
M. Night Shyamalanomaly is a humanoid, boar-like creature. He has purplish-grey skin with wrinkles. Hair-like fur grows down over his upper arms. He has five-fingered hands that have long curved claws, and two-toed feet with sharp claws as well. He brandishes a visible ribcage and sternum, and wears a long red hood akin to Cadere of Season's Greetings. His ribcage holds up a dark brown cloth over his lower body, and he has spikes coming out of his back that show through his hood.
M. Night Shyamalanomaly wears the Simplicitrix on his sternum.
==Powers==
*M. Night Shyamalanomaly has a subconscious manipulation over reality, albeit a very minor form of reality manipulation, only really changing the probability of scenarios that play out.
*M. Night Shyamalanomaly has sharp claws, teeth, and spikes.
==Weaknesses==
*M. Night Shyamalanomaly's reality manipulation is subconscious and uncontrollable, and typically results in the stupidest changes.
*M. Night Shyamalanomaly is weak to water.
==Etymology==
*M. Night Shyamalanomaly's name is a play on "M. Night Shyamalan" and "Alan Nomaly"/"Alanomaly."
*M. Night Shyamalanomaly's species name is Latin for "signs," a nod to Shyamalan's movie Signs, and "circle," which relates to crop circles.
*M. Night Shyamalanomaly's planet name is Latin for "village," a nod to Shyamalan's film The Village.
==Trivia==
*Come on, you know this had to be done