Roger Retinz vs The Phantom of the Opera

The ratings rajah himself and producer, Roger Retinz, aka the true Mr. Reus and Broadway musical icon haunting the opera house, the Phantom of the Opera, rap against each other in a battle of the half-mask wearing illusionists hiding scars and bringing death up on the stage, to see who's the more talented of the two.
=== Phantom of the Opera: ===
The Theater tells tales of a ghost dwelling to the Clair de Lune.
Whomst brings fear and sorrow to men upon the first notes of his tune.
Put to end by a world where Hack Sparrow robbing looks gets liked.
Let his song be Heard. Abusive to a Johnny Depp look alike.
Close your eyes and listen tight. Hear me compose the music of this fight.
Your notes ain’t high, chords don’t hit right. Stage passion needs a good playWright.
Hit showstoppers swinging chandeliers with higher tones than Sia sings
in my puppet house. Now watch the master pull mr. fedora’s strings.
Scandal chaser played his last gambit. Gambled life, got his own scandal.
TM-triple Z’s dropping retinz. Seems you’re used to get canceled.
While Phantom still blows rooms full, bright lights through my decades on stage.
So steal my parade? Must’ve seen my play, You’re on some Mask☆Demasquerade.
=== Roger Retinz: ===
Cut the scene. Look who’s turned my stage to a chamber of torture?
The Toxic fandom of the Opera to deep with cancel culture,
but I’m past the point of no refunds. Hit me up with the spotlights.
Need 1 take, to hit it right. Only take two’s I make make my banks rise
Pavarotten can’t touch with tenors. My shows rate nothing, but tenners.
Could leave and still slay ya. On the mic Mike can’t Craw-fford to manage.
Like your mask, your worth’s half, but still women ask for a viscount
as no matter your efforts, you break with just one on the kiss count.
Always looked down. Les miserable French man’s acts in the wrong play
Big on Broadway with lighting, brings all the gaslight on the broads way.
You play mere second fiddler on the roof. Best take hold your antics
and keep love dead. Crowds ain’t seeking for more interwebber fanfics.
=== Phantom of the Opera: ===
Turned my Christine to Lamiroir. Serenade her within le mirror.
Burn you down, it will get clearer. Can’t reach angels when hell’s nearer.
Gloomy man turns a Joker on stage. Put the Joker-mask off air
when Ratings rajah’s head will have his dot when my bullet’s in there.
=== Roger Retinz: ===
Don’t care for rings of hellfire. Keep rings to the bells, Quasi-frollo.
This soprano’s lusting for duets, but his stuff is all solo.
Check out your book. No one wants the beast get the beauty Like Gaston.
Got no good angles, in or out-zoom. Don’t need my cameras pressed on.
=== Phantom of the Opera: ===
Been riding as Minnie’s driver, drove her Car-lotta off the road.
Now this fool laughs at me? See how long till this slimy toad croaks?
Don’t take words on lust, seen you suck off bats. Best you turn the page
of a Playboy where you can hop on bunny girls that match your age.
=== Roger Retinz: ===
That’s called acting in our business. May Butler serve you that one day.
Dumped the biggest Opera shitshow, thankfully no bad fur days.
Have bigger hits on my ten bucks. Gonna let you loose, baby.
Don’t need you back-stage. Wouldn’t want my crew on a hanged noose, baby.
=== Phantom of the Opera: ===
Can’t cool down, you broke your fan. Man’s offed yet this man’s off making bank?
Out there hitting on youtube trends. Disguising death as “just a prank”.
You got salty, added too much Pepper. Scarred from a scar from the past.
Dropped from your magic spelling group for you can’t pass their Grammarye test.
=== Roger Retinz: ===
Who needs fans? I make those with cash and Gramaryes I can manage.
One trick with a mere pen, rose my stacks while I made Trucy’s vanish.
Since my magic’s the real deal. See through your cuts, can’t hope to mimic.
Let’s Roll back footage from the book. You’re merely all tricks and gimmicks.
=== Phantom of the Opera: ===
Down the rabbit hole to Gramarye-land again. Can’t believe what you see.
From denial. The other ace up the troupe’s sleeve next to Trucy.
How naive you must be? Your tricks never were that hard to follow.
Mr. Reusty’s act can’t even pass a night at the Apollo.
Save the court your calling card. Jail calls quicker than your finger’s slick
once you’ve burned one face, see your coin tricks matching with a two-faced schtick.
Here is your spotlight. Cuffs, but no escaping whilst my ship stays sailing.
Hands on the coffin, now your career’s in one. I just spat the nails in.
=== Roger Retinz: ===
“Watch out for the phantom of the cholera. He keeps getting dryer.
Cue in cards for him, watch him struggle when I put them on fire“.
Send that to my feeds, got me trending. It ain’t much for me to ask.
Meanwhile phantom thief can’t steal people’s hearts, with what’s beneath the mask.
Lower numbers, failing sequels. Man, you used to be trendsetting.
Now there’s more success wearing hockey masks to take over Manhattan.
Like I took your place: Don Raj triumphant. Ride your horse back to the dumps.
It’s the death of a sewer rat. Erik the red death’s ship has sunk.