Sonic and Crash: The Lost Hex (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Sonic and Crash: The Lost Hex written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Mobius and the Wumpa Islands".
==Plot==
(Several centuries ago, we explore on a mysterious, unexplored continent floating in the sky above Earth, and houses a variety of different areas)
*Narrator: Several years ago, we explore the planet of Hex. It was located in the skies of Earth and known to be called a "future continent". Not some any kind of planet you'll seen in space. But this planet is from a planet like ours.
(In the Hex, many colorful yeti-like creatures called Zetis live in harmony and peace as most of their worlds are build through a ground piece of hexagons in every center of the planet)
*Narrator: This is the Hex as we speak. These yeti-like creatures called Zetis lived through harmony and peace. There were no fighting, no harm and no tension to be brought by many other Zetis in the world. Some live in grass lands, deserts, snow areas, lava lands and much more seen on the planet in the skies. One day, a little Zeti open up a school to train his students to set up a future war.
(The blue Zeti go by the name Zik. Zik trained many students in the dojo, beating them, slashing them, throwing them and push their souls off their bodies as he throw the bodies into the lava)
*Narrator: One day, another student came by in black and red.
*Zavok: *walk in* What is this place? It seem you enjoy beating up your students in fighting schools.
*Zik: What do you want?
*Zavok: I'm looking for a salvation to destroy peace and conquer the lands of the Hex.
*Zik: So you wanna fight?
*Zavok: I didn't ask to fight. How about you and me, we form a alliance to take down all the Zetis in one day. We'll be unstoppable and rule this lost world once and for all.
*Zik: I would never expect to fail all my students after lack of purposes and sense. But fine, welcome to training.
*Zavok: *hit fist* Let's see what you're really made out of. *crack his fists*
(Zavok and Zik fight together in training for hours as one of them use their kung-fu skills to clash and karate type skills to slam each other through the doors. After all the training, the dojo was destroyed as the two Zetis bow down through standing and look at each other in respect after a long training)
*Zavok: After all this training, we become fierce as powerful tyrants.
*Zik: You are now under my wing of a new group I will be forming.
*Zavok: If I was going to train my own teacher, then we're turning this school into a formidable force.
*Zik: Yes. I taught you with various subjects. Now we're going to destroy together.
*Zavok: Alright. Let's go take down all these tyrants in all the other worlds of the Hex.
(Zavok and Zik begin clashing against Zetis in all the worlds in the Hex, causing other Zeti groups to fight against Zavok and Zik in war as the two Zeti have outnumbered the other Zeti groups, ending them in battle as most of their territories are blown in bombs)
*Narrator: The teacher and his student begin to take down other Zetis and even the group, leading to a all-Zeti war, going against two Zetis that would put an end to the Hex. Unfortunately for the other groups, they lost their fight against the two bad Zetis and both of them are unstoppable in battle for all of their costs.
*Zavok: Yes. That's what we found. Inner peace.
*Zik: *sense other fierce Zetis around the world* It cannot be.
*Zavok: What happen Zik. Are there any other tyrants going after us?
*Zik: More fierce and strong Zetis to recruit.
*Zavok: We'll be making a great team after we find the most Zeti in our group.
*Zik: The sooner then later, the sooner the strong Zetis will be.
(Around the world, Zavok and Zik begin fighting Zazzz in the green fields, recruiting him after a powerful attack in his skills. Later, the three Zetis fight Zomom in the desert after throwing footlong sandwiches at each other. Zomom made a deal together as they head out in the snow area to fight Zeena through the ice mountains. After recruiting Zeena, the gang look around in the forest as Zor spy on them, throwing razors at the Zetis' faces as Zavok block the attacking, roaring with his group fighting against Zor in the forest by destroying most trees)
*Narrator: The two Zetis traveled through the Hex, recruiting every single member of their newly formed team. One who can fight with claws, one who can fight a whole footlong sandwich for lunch, one who can paint their nails and one more spying on them until a caught encounter with a fierce battle. The battle ended as the six of them made their amends to form together into what we all known, the Deadly Six.
*Zavok: So you're the last member of the team.
*Zor: The last member? You people are so sneaky.
*Zik: We won't be as sneaky anymore in our group. We are going to form a group and we'll be known as the Deadly Six.
*Zor: Deadly Six? Ooh, i see the fate of danger in you.
*Zeena: Don't try to cut up my nails or i'll cut off your hair.
*Zomom: You need to make me a sandwich for dinner!
*Zazz: I can squeeze you up into a rubber ball.
*Zor: No need. I'll go my own way of quietness.
*Zik: *block Zor* Hold on a second. Where are you going Zor-son?
*Zor: Nowhere. Nowhere in this Hex where all of you puny fighters try to claim on my forest.
*Zik: This is our world now. You own everything. Here, to Zavok and now, we'll destroy everyone in this Hex.
*Zavok: Every single poor little Zeti will see us as a nightmare and no one will be escaping out of the world to fall through infinite planets.
*Zor: We'll get rid of society once and for all.
*Zeena: We'll burn it off the ground.
*Zazz: And throw our faces!
*Zik: Zazz.
*Zazz: I mean, their homes.
*Zavok: Good. Let's go conquer the Hex!
(With the Deadly Six formed, the Zetis begin to conquer the Hex by destroying homes and other Zetis around the Hex globe. They also take down the rest of the tyrants in each of the worlds located in the Hex. Half of the Hex begin to cut out into hexagon shapes as the Deadly Six stand on top of the green hill to see their world becoming theirs after massacring their race, leaving them the only six left in their world)
*Narrator: The Deadly Six begin to conquer the Hex by taking down all the other Zetis around the world. They even destroy more homes and lands, leaving their world on fire and causing parts of the Hex to break parts, leaving hexagon grounds floating in the sky. Soon after the war was over, there were no other Zeti left to be found, leaving the only six left in this lost world.
*Zavok: We did it. This is what we deserve. Peace and quiet.
*Zik: *yawn* Ah.
*Zavok: What happen Zik?
*Zazz: Are you dizzy?
*Zik: No. It seem I must be going on a semi-retirement after all this massacring in this Hex.
*Zavok: We feel empty and alone. We destroy our own world in hate. No other Zeti is seen to challenge us in battle after all these years.
*Zomom: It's getting boring in here. I just want another sandwich!
*Zeena: You already have one Zomom!
*Zomom: Oh come on! I haven't even ate my potato chips after my big lunch.
*Zeena: You been eating too much in battle. Maybe you should stop after a big diet.
*Zomom: Don't mock my habit of eating!
*Zor: Ugh, people. Society.
*Zavok: No worries Zor. The world is ours now. Soon, we will find other worlds to explore and rule it with power.
*Zik: Later when I get back on track with you guys, we're going to take down all the other worlds aside from the Hex.
*Zavok: This world is now abandon. We abandon it ourselves after beating up all these tyrants that destroy their people for centuries!
*Zik: A poor Zeti doesn't give up on its knee.
*Zavok: Zik, we made a promise. You promote me as a leader and made me a conqueror.
*Zik: You just need to learn your demeanor and intelligence, making you well-suited for the position in the battles.
*Zavok: If we ever see some strangers sneaking into our territory, we'll stop them all.
*Zazz: No explorer will come to our paths.
*Zeena: And our nail polish!
*Zomom: Feed me sandwiches!
*Zavok: My people. You all made me chill with anger.
*Zik: Well indeed, student.
*Narrator: The Lost Hex is now known as a lost continent and no one would ever explore it through ships until years when the one and only hero would travel to the Hex and stop the Deadly Six from destroying our world.
CENTURTIES LATER
(In the present day at Mobius on Green Hill Zone, a blue hedgehog, a yellow flying fox and a red echidna are running through the hills in a race with "Reach for the Stars" by Cash Cash playing in the background)
*Sonic: Woo! I'm first!
*Tails: I won't step by my knees.
*Knuckles: Race to the edge! *speed up*
*Sonic: Round one with the speed hogs!
*Tails: You're calling us speed hogs?
*Knuckles: I feel like running like a red blur.
*Sonic: We got a blue blur and yellow blur on the hills.
*Tails: Can't keep it the speed limit.
*Sonic: Wanna go fast? Let's get serious. *speed up*
*Tails: Wait up! *speed up*
*Knuckles: You're not going anywhere! *speed up*
SONIC AND CRASH
THE LOST HEX
(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles continue racing on the Green Hills as they pass by loops, bridges and mountains)
*Sonic: Catch up with the blur!
*Tails: I almost hit myself by the tree.
*Knuckles: We're on point.
*Sonic: I got your chili dog from last night.
*Tails: Hey!
*Knuckles: Let's see if the fast and furious can go cross the road.
*Sonic: Not 'til a chicken is added to the streets. *speed up*
*Tails: I cross the road! *speed up*
*Knuckles: No one can pass behind me. *speed up*
*Sonic: Trying to keep up, don't fall behind the rocks.
*Tails: I'm not going to fall on my tails!
*Knuckles: Don't even try.
*Sonic: Speed me up! *speed up*
*Knuckles: Make way!
*Tails: Here i go! *boost his powers*
*Sonic: You're not fast enough to run over the hills.
*Knuckles: Make me a taco!
*Sonic: Not quite yet! *speed up*
*Knuckles: Stop running so fast.
*Tails: Gotta reach first!
*Sonic: Heads up!
*Knuckles: You're too slow.
*Sonic: Hey, that's my line!
*Knuckles: Keep that line with you.
*Sonic: Whatever. *speed up*
*Tails: Flying in!
*Knuckles: I'm gonna get you.
*Sonic: Pump up the game! *boost up*
*Tails: Going fast. *boost up*
*Knuckles: Race to the edge! *boost up*
*Sonic: One more ride.
*Tails: Almost there.
*Knuckles: To the end.
*Sonic: Come on, come on, come on.
*Tails: Gotta go through.
*Knuckles: Make my day.
*Sonic: Made it!
(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles reach to the finish line as Sonic reaches first, Tails reaches second and Knuckles reaches third)
*Sonic: First place!
*Tails: Woo hoo! Second!
*Knuckles: Aw shucks. Third place.
*Sonic: Great game you guys.
*Knuckles: I got third place for the fifth time for the whole week.
*Sonic: How fast can you go?
*Tails: No one is slow in here.
*Knuckles: Just because i'm last doesn't mean i'm slow.
*Sonic: We all have a great morning race and i'm very proud.
*Tails: Wanna go prepare something great for breakfast?
*Sonic: Oh yes. I would love a pizza. Add in the meatballs and chicken in it as the supreme pizza *hit hand* will be a blast with all the combinations.
*Knuckles: No no, that's a lunch food. How about we make French toast, fried eggs, bacon and bread rolls together.
*Sonic: That's a easy one. I would have preferred a mixed pizza. But let's go stick with a together breakfast together.
*Tails: Now we're talking.
*Knuckles: Let's get cooking.
(The background song end as we head over to Sonic's house. Sonic is seen cooking the bacon strips on the pan as Knuckles toast in the bread with Tails preparing the eggs. Sonic fry the bacons up as Tails and Knuckles use salt on their breads and eggs. The bread rolls are cooked in the oven as Sonic grab the bread rolls out and place the food at the table for the gang to eat at the table.)
*Sonic: Ah, bacon strips.
*Tails: So delicious. I think we cook a lot.
*Knuckles: The French toasts look great. It's like we pull it off the bread wrapper.
*Sonic: That's a lot of effort put into the eggs.
*Tails: We worked hard on cooking.
*Sonic: Man, we rocked like diamonds.
*Knuckles: Those bacon strips taste crispy as scrambled eggs.
*Sonic: Just as putting eggs on bread to make it a little footlong sandwich.
*Tails: Is this the style you wanted?
*Sonic: Oh, no. I like it like that.
*Knuckles: That's just your choice.
*Tails: We also call it a opinion.
*Sonic: What is that suppose to mean?
*Knuckles: It's when you either like it that way or not.
*Sonic: Can you call it as a fact?
*Tails: No. Getting a job is a fact, but liking water is just an opinion.
*Sonic: I hate water. I also drown myself in the community pool once.
*Knuckles: Ha. Now we're talking.
*Sonic: See. Told you i was going to go with a opinion.
*Knuckles: You're the man Sonic.
*Tails: You really rock the charts.
*Sonic: Maybe i don't need a car to drive. I'm a fast speed blue devil and everyone call by my name.
*Tails: The blur blur, isn't it.
*Knuckles: The fastest thing alive.
*Sonic: And that's on me.
*Tails and Knuckles: *laugh*
*Sonic: Whatever. I'm going to get a cup of apple juice.
(Meanwhile in another dimension in the Wumpa Islands, the tribesman are walking into the native village, setting up their tents as Papu Papu walk into the bell with his assistant)
*Papa Papu: Papu Papu will start the day! Papu say hit it!
*Tribesman Bell Ringer: *ring the bell*
(The bell rang as a group of Tribesman came to start their daily duties of the jungle. In the other village, the Jungle Spirits set up their traps with the nets as a crab and monkey were crossing through which lead them to their trap with the Jungle Spirits chanting at the trapped monkey and crab. In the cliffs, a orange bandicoot jump over the crates as a spirit mask is chasing the orange bandicoot over the cliffs.)
*Crash: Yee-haw!
*Aku Aku: Crash, slow down! There's rolling stones on the lookout.
*Crash: *jump over to more crates and land on the mushrooms, landing into the ground* He he. *run*
*Aku Aku: Oh Crash. Silly you.
*Crash: *jump and swing from the roots* Wee!
*Aku Aku: Easy there bandicoot. You're running too fast.
*Crash: *skate through the logs and jump all the way to his house*
*Aku Aku: *arrive at the house* You jump all the way high as a tree frog. Amazing.
*Crash: Ya ha ha.
*Aku Aku: There goes your friends.
*Coco: Hey Crash.
*Crunch: Yo, what's up!?
*Tawna: Did you try to step on the turtle shells?
*Crash: He he.
*Aku Aku: We just have a morning run. At least, Crash didn't fall through pits and sharps this time.
*Coco: That's so amazing.
*Crunch: No crushes, no ramps, no falls?
*Tawna: *hit Crunch* He's very brave enough.
*Crunch: If i was there, i would crush that pillar to death.
*Aku Aku: Crash did not fall into the pit of sharps once again and he's good on that.
*Crash: Yahoo!
*Coco: While you were gone, we made some breakfast.
*Crunch: All cooked and ready to be serve.
*Tawna: Come inside as you may.
*Crash: He he he.
(Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna and Aku Aku eat breakfast at the living room's house with pancakes and wumpa fruits served on the plates as Polar and Pura are seen playing with the yarn ball on the floor)
*Coco: I knew you like pancakes Crash.
*Crash: Pancakes!
*Crunch: My man.
*Aku Aku: A well deserved meal.
*Tawna: This is your lucky day.
*Crash: *eat the pancakes* Yummy.
*Aku Aku: All good meals in shape.
*Crunch: These pancakes never get old in touch. Don't you think Coco?
*Coco: I used a lot of effort to make these in style.
*Aku Aku: Wow, great. I wish i can set up a block of towers in five seconds.
*Crash: *drink the wumpa juice*
*Aku Aku: And he said "It taste just fine."
*Crash: Ha ha.
*Coco: You're the best brother ever Crash.
*Crunch: We had support for you ever since you came to this world.
*Tawna: That's my boyfriend right here.
*Crash: Ha ha ha.
*Aku Aku: Fun is where the heart is.
(Back at Mobius in Green Hill Zone at Sonic's house, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles check on the computer to look for places to go on Earth)
*Tails: Where can we find a skate park? Try Canada.
*Sonic: Canada doesn't have much. Let's try out Florida.
*Knuckles: Jeez, Florida only has one which is in Hollywood.
*Sonic: Wait, is Hollywood the name of the movie incorporation in California?
*Knuckles: No. It's another city in Florida with the name just like the movie incorporation.
*Tails: We'll just go there. Any more places to recommend?
*Sonic: I'll go try out Las Vegas.
*Tails: We'll do that.
*Knuckles: Grab the rings and we'll go.
*Sonic: You know when it's going to be a great one.
*Tails: We'll be prepared for everything we need.
*Sonic: Soon. We'll be running around the city.
*Knuckles: *grab the ring bag* I got the rings.
*Sonic: Good. Now throw it.
*Knuckles: There it goes for nothing. Now bring me Hollywood, Florida. *throw a ring to open a portal to Hollywood, Florida*
*Sonic: Oh cool. It's the right place to go.
*Tails: Let's jump to the ring portal.
*Knuckles: Go right ahead.
(The background song "Supersonic" by J.J. Fad plays as Sonic, Tails and Knuckles jump through a ring portal to Hollywood, Florida as the gang made it into the top of the building of a stack shop)
*Sonic: We made it.
*Tails: It's so hot in the beach.
*Knuckles: It's always sunny in Florida.
*Tails: Where could the skate park be?
*Sonic: *see the skate park on his left* Right here.
*Tails: Let's go for it.
*Knuckles: Time to skate.
(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles grab the skateboards and skate all over the skate park)
*Sonic: Skating is fun.
*Tails: Watch this. *skate up and do a free style*
*Knuckles: Whoa. How did you do that?
*Tails: Doing the free style.
*Sonic: I can do that.
*Knuckles: Take a look at the cities.
*Tails: They're called buildings. They're suppose to be little towns.
*Sonic: Small businesses, huh? Let's take a look around.
*Knuckles: Right on.
(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles look around in the small buildings as they run through stack shops, restaurants and shopping malls all over the place)
*Sonic: A mall in the making.
*Tails: This place got everything.
*Knuckles: Yeah. Check this out.
*Sonic: *look at a chili dog store* Whoa, there's a whole bunch of chili dogs in this place. We gotta see it.
*Tails: Do you have cash?
*Sonic: Uh oh, i don't have any money.
*Tails: I don't have money too. Knuckles, you have money?
*Knuckles: Nope. I wasn't asked to get money from the jar.
*Sonic: Uh oh, i forgot to bring in money!
*Tails: What? You forgot about it?
*Sonic: You guys never tell me.
*Knuckles: Well, it's not my job to go tell you. You were supposed to do it back then.
*Sonic: We just left.
*Tails: You got the whole day to look around while you got rings to use to go through rest-stops.
*Sonic: Wait. Maybe i can borrow some money from the bank.
*Knuckles: Don't you need like a credit or debt card or something to access through your cash?
*Sonic: Eh, it depends what account you have on your card.
*Tails: Why not you sneak in the bank and steal some of their money.
*Sonic: Great idea. Wait a minute, is that stealing?
*Tails: Sonic, we should warn you. Yes, it is stealing.
*Knuckles: Stealing could make you go to jail for a month or year.
*Sonic: You know, i'm not going to pay the conference of a crime, you know.
*Tails: Just respect the law.
*Sonic: Alright. I know my own rules.
*Knuckles: Ooh, how about you go steal some coins in the water fountain. That would be cool.
*Tails: *hit Knuckles* Knuckles.
*Knuckles: What? I was just making a comment.
*Sonic: Ah. Spicy. It gotta be one place I know.
(At New York City, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles warp out of a ring portal and walk into a water fountain where coins are dropped into the water of the water fountain)
*Knuckles: Whoa. It is a wishing well.
*Sonic: That's a water fountain silly. New York is the only place I got to get my wishes.
*Knuckles: Does throwing water on the fountain make you get your wish come true?
*Sonic: Nah. It doesn't really wish you anything. It's all made up like a tooth fairy picking your teeth under a pillow.
*Tails: It got a nice water set with a little waterfall pour.
*Sonic: That's not a waterfall. There's a hole that make the water pour into the fountain bowl.
*Knuckles: Whatever you say Sonic. You know your riddle.
*Sonic: You know what? Let's grab some coins and buy some items out of it.
*Tails: Zoo-wee mama. *take some coins out of the fountain with Sonic and Knuckles*
*Knuckles: Money is my life!
*Sonic: Better than collecting coins out of a warp pipe. Like what kind of plumber can warp through pipes when you have a bathroom to fix. *laugh*
*Tails: So many coins.
*Knuckles: Lots to buy from.
*Sonic: Make way for a mall in another city!
(A ring portal open up in a mall in Alabama as Sonic, Tails and Knuckles got out of the ring portal and look around the main area in the mall)
*Sonic: Sweet looking mall in Alabama.
*Knuckles: The themes are insane.
*Tails: Totally N. Sane.
*Sonic: With these coins, i wonder what we can buy with this moo-law?
(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles buy the ice creams and churros from the fountain money as they eat their delicious treats at the mall table in the food court)
*Sonic: The sweetest thing we ever done.
*Tails: This taste the cuts.
*Knuckles: Ice cream and churros mixing together? Amazing.
*Tails: This is basically a new thing we're doing.
*Sonic: Wish the best out of luck.
*Tails: I wonder what goes with the churros?
*Sonic: They were suppose to mix with cinnamon. Cause that's what the ingredients mix for.
*Knuckles: It's like people putting taco rolls on enchiladas.
*Sonic: Or putting cheese on bread, mistaking for pizza.
*Tails: Everyone keep saying pizza is pasta. But it's actually bread!
*Sonic: Make me wanna go back to Italy to head out into the pasta festival they have every year.
*Tails: I'm all stuffed.
*Knuckles: Like a stuffed animal.
*Sonic: Oh well. That's the best hang out we planned for today. Time for a little rest and go home!
(The background song end as a ring portal open up in Sonic's house at Mobius with Sonic, Tails and Knuckles coming out of the ring portal after a big hang out around the world. The gang is all dressed with 90s looking clothes with Sonic having a rainbow shirt and 3D glasses on, Tails wearing a sombrero with a bandana on and Knuckles with hockey clothes on with a helmet.)
*Sonic: Best day ever!
*Tails: It's so sweet!
*Knuckles: We buy everything.
*Sonic: More like we almost buy the whole mall out.
*Knuckles: It's a crazy wild day. Like rock and roll in the underground.
*Sonic: Mind as well not do a band day during the weekend.
*Tails: I'm getting tired from all that partying.
*Knuckles: Like what? Going through skate parks, malls, pools, theaters, cruises and playing baseball in a field that almost cut off the lights in the city.
*Sonic: Might not talk about it. I felt embarrassed running around the baseball field and cut the whole power down during a loneliness night like three years ago.
*Knuckles: It's alright man. You just have your will.
*Tails: What are we going to do next after all this hang out? Sit down and do nothing?
*Sonic: Oh no. No. We're just going to chill and watch some TV.
*Knuckles: We're watching TV? Really?
*Sonic: Oh, there's nothing we can do about. We been doing all these activities in one day. How about we catch a break and throw some television in our free time?
*Knuckles: Alright champ. Just find the remote and we'll get started with the program.
*Tails: Also, it's still an awesome day to be cool about it.
*Sonic: I'm not slow or medium. I'm just doing my best on having the best day for it. *grab the remote and turn on the TV* Yeah. That's more like it. *sit down on the couch with his friends* Easy chilling.
(Far from Mobius, we head across space as we head over to the Death Egg, a big space station ruled by the Eggman Empire as we see Egg Pawns marching with a doctor scientist walking through the chamber room to release one of his Badniks into the empire)
*Eggman: You guys are up. Well, well. It been a while since I last defeated Sonic, or two. This is going to make-up the failed battle on Earth with Metallix. Metal Sonic, come here!
*Metal Sonic: *land on the ground* Hello master. I just trained these Egg Blasters and cut off some Egg Pawns disrespecting against the law of our group.
*Eggman: You're back for more. Do you know where Orbot and Cubot are? They need to come here right now! I need to have a word with them.
*Metal Sonic: At your service. *call Orbot and Cubot through their computers* Orbot! Cubot! Come over here, NOW!
*Orbot: *show up* What happen?
*Cubot: *show up* Is there a emergency of a bad crime on Earth?
*Eggman: Hello my henchmen. You all came with some serious looks on your faces. All I can say, we're back in business, baby!
*Orbot: What?
*Cubot: Is that what you're gonna say in your speech?
*Metal Sonic: He said we're back together after the Age of Metallix.
*Eggman: I'll never forget the Metallix Offensive. Anyways, we need to get back contracting Cortex and his crew on our next attack on Sonic and Crash. He know what he want from us and where he want us to plot a against on both worlds. I may be suggesting a terror attack on Crash's house, then find a deadly weapon that could destroy the world in 90 seconds. And boom! We can use the deadly weapon to blow up each of the worlds and take control of the multiverse ourselves.
*Orbot: That sound like a warlord plan to do. How about we come up with something Progressive?
*Eggman: Progressive? Don't mock my invitations!
*Orbot: I'm sorry. I was just giving you advices.
*Eggman: I don't need your advices to tutorial me with your latest dumbed down antics. My science-studying is better than your little tiny gear brain!
*Orbot: Aw. I feel embarrassed.
*Cubot: Might not stick with the criticism.
*Eggman: Okay. Here's the real news. Few months ago, me and Cortex has been zooming each other on video, discussing our plans to get revenge on Sonic and Crash. We may have a point that we suggest recreating our empire with new Badniks and destroy the both Mobius and Earth at the same time. We're going to make it up after the failed Age of Metallix campaign.
*Metal Sonic: It'll be a new genesis for us. Where are we going to see Cortex again?
*Eggman: Right now. Doing it on video would be lots easy than jumping through a portal which take minutes to open up.
*Metal Sonic: Make it quick. We'll be waiting.
*Eggman: I have Cortex's video number on my computer. Better make the call right now before he run into something bad like falling into pits of sharps.
(At Cortex's Castle, lots of lab assistants are working on chemicals and weapons as Cortex and his henchmen are working in the lab with Fake Crash and Ripper Roo off to doing some silly stuff in the switch machine)
*Cortex: Our henchmen make a good effort to create this evil group of supervillains in all of the tropical islands!
*N. Gin: Uh, Cortex. You are the ruler of the Cortex Company.
*Cortex: Blasted it N. Gin! You don't have to savior me like a warrior.
*N. Tropy: Thinking about family business, eh?
*Cortex: I don't have time for family business. I must get back to work on my latest invention!
*Nina: Uncle, the microwave's overheating.
*Cortex: Oh come on. This is the third time this that our microwave is overheating like a long-ongoing console. Oh my, it's still cooking. And the muffins are burned! Dingodile! COME HERE!
*Dingodile: *show up in a rush* What happen? What's that burnt smell?
*Cortex: Did you burn those muffins off the microwave?!
*Dingodile: No, Mr. Cortex. I believe that would be Pinstripe who has been pouring bullets inside of the muffins like he did with the peanuts in 2003.
*Pinstripe: Hey! It's ain't me. I know you did it. I saw you cooking.
*Cortex: Dingodile! It's gotta be you the whole time! What is wrong with you?!
*Dingodile: I'm sorry. My bakery skills are not as good as my diner skills. I can't even make a cake with lots of flour.
*Tiny: *smash the microwave and roar* Tiny says, SMASH! *destroy the table*
*Cortex: Tiny, you are a fool!
*Nina: Crazy group this is.
*Komodo Joe: *slash with Komodo Moe on training* Come on brother. You gggggoootttt this.
*Komodo Moe: I sssslaughter you with good luck! *hit Komodo Joe's sword*
*Koala Kong: *see the video calling on the computer screen* Dr. Neo Cortex. The video's calling on the computer!
*Cortex: What?! I hope it's not one of those spam people who give out bait win prizes to people for doing nothing. I wonder what's in the video. *click on the video and see Eggman on the screen* Dr. Eggman?
*Eggman: Hello Dr. Neo Cortex. Hey everyone. I haven't seen your faces in person for a while. What's up? Long time, no see, eh?
*N. Gin: Dr. Eggman, you're back.
*Eggman: I'm back, but I'm giving out a video call to all of you guys.
*Uka Uka: Ah ha! You must be planning on giving a shout out to all of us, right?
*Cortex: But we don't have video channels.
*Eggman: Shout out to you and shout out to you too.
*N. Brio: Thank you.
*Fake Crash: Ah hoo!
*Dingodile: Give me a green egg and ham!
*Eggman: Uh, no. You just had breakfast, Dingodile.
*Dingodile: But I haven't ate breakfast since i clocked in late after falling asleep.
*Eggman: Well you just missed it then.
*Dingodile: Gah. I better not miss dinner or else.
*Eggman: Breaking news to all of you. I am going to give you a offer tonight to sneak around the Wumpa Islands and burn down the bandicoots' location.
*Cortex: Ha ha ha. It smell like sweet revenge to me. How are we going to do that?
*Eggman: I'm giving you three choices. One, dress as ninjas and throw a bomb inside the house. Two, sneak in like shooters and shoot bullets to assault the bandicoots. Or three, had me come over and invade your Earth and this universe as well with the help of all the evil scientists and monsters around the world. Do I make myself clear? Three choices to pick from.
*Cortex: Okay, let us see. We're curious and skeptical at the same time.
*N. Gin: Pick one! Pick one!
*N. Brio: One is a lonely number, isn't it?
*Dingodile: One sandwich a day at least.
*N. Tropy: *hit Dingodile* Stop daydreaming you mutant.
*Dingodile: What did you say?!
*Cortex: I got one!
*Koala Kong: The secret is in your weapon.
*N. Brio: One is the answer!
*Eggman: One. One! Oh, it is one! One is your best choice to choose from. I approve your decision. Tonight, some of you guys are going to dress up as ninjas and threat the bandicoots' home as well burning down the Wumpa Islands. Today is going to be your greatest night of your entire lives.
*Cortex: We been waiting to get our revenge and final chance on the bandicoots. And yes, it's finally happening. We are going to get revenge on the bandicoots after all these failed years on trying to kill a bandicoot like a duck in the sky.
*Eggman: Don't forget your mission for tonight. Impress me with good news and tomorrow, we're going to strike on Mobius to take down the Freedom Fighters.
*Cortex: I always wanted a good run on fighting my greatest nemesis of all the worlds in the universe. We're going to get a new jump-start after the requested task. *evil laugh*
(Back at the Wumpa Islands, Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna and Aku Aku come outside of the house with Polar and Pura as they see a bunch of flyers laying on the ground, curious about the harvest festival seen on the flyers as the gang pick up the flyers regarding on the whole harvest festival thing)
*Crash: Ooh.
*Coco: What's this?
*Crunch: There is a harvest festival going on in the Wumpa Islands?
*Tawna: I thought the islands already did their own harvest festival thing, but one of you guys missed it out when Cortex try to immediate one of you.
*Coco: I knew that nasty Cortex was responsible for tricking my brother through all of his actions. But without the Twinsanity situation, there's no need about warping to other worlds right now and we're off to celebrating in the harvest festival.
*Crunch: Alright. This is where we get our free time to fun.
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Coco: This is our shine to go to the harvest festival.
*Tawna: It'll be better than going to a strip club. No one in here like strip clubs, right?
*Crunch: You don't have to say it.
*Coco: Harvest festival, here we come!
*Crash: Yahoo!
(Around the Wumpa Islands, a harvest festival is being held with pumpkins and other vegetables being placed on the tables as the emus are showing their harvest plants to people as Crash's gang walk in the harvest festival to catch up with Farmer Ernest)
*Aku Aku: If it isn't Farmer Ernest.
*Farmer Ernest: Hey Crash. Long time no see. I didn't know you have a big family.
*Coco: We're with him.
*Tawna: They're his siblings. I'm his girlfriend.
*Farmer Ernest: Good to know. Hey, where did the other guy go?
*Aku Aku: What other guy? There is no other guy in here.
*Farmer Ernest: The one with the yellow skin and is a mad scientist who try to shoot out my garden prior to the festival when the worms were attacking my plants years ago in wake of the uprising of Twinsanity.
*Coco: We don't talk about him. He's a big bad guy in our book.
*Farmer Ernest: Ouch. This guy is up to no good. He got true colors, does he?
*Coco: He was always bad. He even shoot me with his blaster guy and impersonate me as me! I even tried to get away with him and shoot me again after stealing some power crystals.
*Farmer Ernest: Aw man. That doesn't sound nice to me. Anyways, you're all welcome to the harvest festival. Feel free to look around for some harvest plants that all of my friends have put up for weeks prior to the festival. We even have to water them to prevent from getting rotten like tomatoes.
*Tawna: You got a nice farm in you.
*Farmer Ernest: Thanks. Funny thing that the festival is in my farm. This farm was brought up by my grandfather Frank in which was given to his son Steve in which he is my father.
*Crunch: Farmer Steve is your father?
*Farmer Ernest: Yes. I'm his son. What do you expect from him? Chicken wings?
*Aku Aku: Or else, turkey wings with a little piece of pumpkin pie from the Thanksgiving leftovers.
*Farmer Ernest: I own this farm like all the other animals i raise with for many years of working hard to make big Wumpa coins out of it to prevent eviction out of the island.
*Farmer Maurice: Ernest! The harvest contest is about to go on!
*Farmer Ernest: Howdy folks! The harvest contest is about to go on! Let's go!
*Tawna: Harvest contest? I thought this is a festival, not a convention center.
*Aku Aku: People throw festivals with contests to honor the best looking things that were auditioned for the festival in the making.
*Coco: Let's see what this harvest contest got in the fest.
*Farmer Ernest: Everyone will do their best to win. They work hard on gardening for days like real farmers.
*Polar: *walk in the grass*
*Pura: *chase butterflies*
*Farmer Waller: *get up on stage* Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the harvest festival. I am very proud of all of you guys coming in with a special show in our feathers. We're going to host this harvest contest with love and magic. Not like real magic with sparkles.
*Everyone: *laugh*
*Tawna: Ha ha. Very funny. We're not learning witchcraft in here.
*Farmer Waller: Anyways. We got six contestants who have submit their works by planting and I have seen all of your submissions on the gardens in Ernest's farm. Here they are. We'll go by in order who submitted theirs. Farmer Jack have a nice looking harvest garden full of pumpkins with a smiley face. Can you look at that with a nice happy tune in the garden?
*Everyone: Aww.
*Farmer Jack: It's my best one yet. I did everything I could to work this out.
*Farmer Waller: Farmer Jess have a mixed harvest garden with a combo of all the vegetables in his garden. Like wow, it's like fruit salad, but with vegetables.
*Farmer Jess: I call it vegetable salad!
*Farmer Waller: Salad is a vegetable meal. Farmer Marshal got carrots in his harvest garden. How simple is that?
*Farmer Marshal: Do I look like a rabbit to you?
*Farmer Waller: Even Lex got a nice garden in his stack of lettuce.
*Farmer Lex: I enjoy my lettuces as much as eating salad.
*Aku Aku: That's pretty delightful.
*Farmer Waller: Oh, look at that. Even Farmer Dan's garden is full of beans.
*Farmer Dan: I present every one of you beans. No jelly added.
*Coco: They're not jelly beans. It's regular beans.
*Crunch: Any got a avocado on their beans?
*Farmer Dan: Guacamole. Everyone love saying that as spreading the dip into toasted bread.
*Farmer Waller: I would love some avocado toast after I get home. Last, Farmer Ernest got a nice garden full of everything he has stocked. Look at his broccoli stack, capsicum stack, cabbage stack, potato stack and beetroot stack he has put up in line.
*Coco: Woo!
*Crunch: Ernest!
*Farmer Ernest: I'm going to feel that today. I make the best effort out of every farmer on Earth.
*Farmer Dan: Hey!
*Farmer Ernest: I like yours Dan. Wish you add in the Brussels sprouts.
*Farmer Dan: Brussels sprouts aren't my type. But thanks for offering.
*Farmer Ernest. No. Thank you. You even made a veggie burger last year.
*Farmer Waller: And now. The winner of this harvest contest. The one with the unique harvest garden in every garden in the Wumpa Islands. Farmer Ernest!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Tawna: Ernest won! I can't believe it!
*Farmer Ernest: Ah ha ha! I'm making good business!
*Farmer Waller: *give the trophy to Ernest* Thank you Ernest for making his harvest festival happen. You really make all the effort worth it for your own garden.
*Farmer Ernest: I really did. That's the best I could do to make this garden a true winner of this festival.
*Crash: *get on stage and hug Ernest*
*Farmer Ernest: Oh Crash. I knew a lot about you ever since you beat those Evil Twins out of the tenth dimension.
*Aku Aku: It should have been two new dimensions, but we ran out of time due to deadlines and time issues for our adventure.
*Farmer Waller: Thank you everyone for volunteering and joining the harvest contest. You all did well on doing your best to win. There is always a next contest in every next year in October.
*Tawna: You really rock out the harvest.
*Farmer Ernest: I'm going to place this trophy next to my 2014 and 2013's wins. This is the third time winning and i'm making a streak out of it.
*Crash: He he.
*Farmer Ernest: Don't worry. Everyone have a chance to win the harvest contest the next time they come. Even Jess and Jack will try and make a win out of their efforts.
*Farmer Jess: Hear me out Ernest.
*Farmer Jack: I will try again to make my garden look good.
*Coco: Someone is going to make carrot stew for dinner tonight.
*Crunch: We'll be cooking up dinner with vegetables!
*Farmer Ernest: Best out of luck.
*Crash: He he. *eat a wumpa fruit*
*Farmer Ernest: See ya later fellas. I made a flower garden based on your image!
TO BE CONTINUED
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