January 21, 2024

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(Content Warning: Audio, sexual themes)
==Description==
Sunday
=== Instagram ===
The setting is in an AI-generated school cafeteria. The duration of the video is thirty-seven seconds long, and is a clip from the complete video one minute and fifty-five seconds in.
=== YouTube===
The YouTube upload is full cut of the skit, titled, "Dr. Schwartz has what on his fingers?" This version has a total run-time of two minutes and fifty-six seconds. The thumbnail features the title "sloppy ass tuna" in a bubble font, and Strange Sir from June 14, 2022 imposed on an AI-generated background of a school gymnasium. It has four chapters, Intro (0:00-0:13), Medications (0:14-1:16), School (1:17-1:44), and After School (1:45-2:56). 
The video begins with the inanimate title card and studio audience applause. Puppet Dr. Schwartz (on left) and Puppet Sir (on right) enter the scene. While Sir is mumbling to himself, "School shooter in the house..." Schwartz calls for him by name, to which Sir responds loudly, "Fuck!". Dr. Schwartz chuckles while Sir greets him. Dr. Schwartz explains that he came to the school to check if Sir's following his instructed medication schedule. Sir begins to say that he's been taking them, when Dr. Schwartz interrupts, repeating, "your meds" waving a hand in the air as an ominous note plays and dark laughter can be heard. Dr. Schwartz then flatly says it's important, then continues in a more conversational tone, asking again if he's been taking them. 
Sir nods, saying he's been taking them. Dr. Schwartz nods, hearing Sir out. Sir goes on to slowly explain that he's taken them on Monday then Wednesday. Dr. Schwartz listens along, waving his hand for Sir to go on a bit faster as a laugh track plays. Sir then lists Friday. Dr. Schwartz shakes his head, calling Sir out by name. Sir stutters as he then lists Tuesday. Dr. Schwartz, now annoyed, points out that Tuesday is before Friday, calling Sir an idiot, and reminding him that he's supposed to be taking medication daily. Sir lists Thursday. Dr. Schwartz repeats, exasperated, that they should be taken daily. He (ironically) asks what's wrong with Sir, shaking his head and sighing as Sir attempts to explain himself. 
Sir says that the medication has side effects, rather big ones, in fact. Dr. Schwartz asks what this means, and Sir obliges by unzipping his pants below the camera, opening his gaping maw. Laugh track ensues as Dr. Schwartz looks down in horror, before telling Sir to "put that away" urgently. He looks around, apologizing to unseen presumed students and faculty. Dr. Schwartz then looks back down in shock, remarking that "it's massive." He then again demands Sir "put it away" and Sir re-zips himself. Dr. Schwartz then whispers again to Sir with quiet rage, "Put. It. Away." Sir moans quietly. 
Dr. Schwartz explains that Sir cannot do that, as he could get kicked out from school. He shakes his head as Sir continues to look around listlessly with an open hanging jaw. Dr. Schwartz repeatedly calls for Sir's attention until he comes back to reality, who apologizes for his out of body experience. Dr. Schwartz then leans in, sniffing Sir, then asking what that smell is. Sir, confused, repeats the question. Dr. Schwartz begins to sniff the air around him as a ship horn can be heard, while Sir sniffs himself. Dr. Schwartz announces that it smells like rotten tuna, while Sir reminds the audience that his "dick was just out." The laugh track again sounds. 
Dr. Schwartz inquires about the lunch menu, apparently discovering that it's sloppy joe's. He rebukes this, insisting that it's a "sloppy ass tuna". Dr. Schwartz and Sir both gag in disgust at this. Sir agrees that he smells it too, and continues to gag as Dr. Schwartz announces his disgust. Dr. Schwartz looks away from Sir, as he sniffs his fingers, then places them in his mouth, moaning, almost chewing on them. Sir notices, and asks if he found the tuna. 
Dr. Schwartz instead goes back to the original topic, explaining that he just left an appointment with Sir's mother. Sir holds his throat and opens his mouth, expressing disgust as Dr. Schwartz explains undisturbed, that she was concerned about Sir's health. He then instructs that Sir is to come to his office immediately after school so that they can adjust his dosage. He looks on as Sir continues to hold his throat and then laugh track continues on, asking if Sir understands. He again asks Sir if he understands as he stares blankly on with his mouth open. 
Sir then suddenly pops back to reality, agreeing with false positivity. Dr. Schwartz stares Sir down silently as he shies away. He then mutters that Sir is such a problem child, damning God. He then walks off, as too does Sir, who mutters curses about Dr. Schwartz under his breath. The video ends with the title card, and "Theme" music playing.
There is no music used in this post.
===Caption===
====Instagram====
"The comeback no one asked for. Full version on Youtube. Link in bio." #sirenandsir
====YouTube====
"The comeback nobody was asking for."
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==Transcription==
(Sfx: Studio audience applause)
Sir: School shooter in the house...
Dr. Schwartz: Sir!
Sir: Fuck!
Dr. Schwartz: Heh.
Sir: (Sighs) Hi, Dr. Schwartz.
Dr. Schwartz: Son, I stopped by the school today to make sure that you're taking your meds.
Sir: Okay, yeah I've been taking-
Dr. Schwartz: Your meds.
(Sfx: Sinister tune)
(Sfx: Demonic laughter)
Dr. Schwartz: Are you taking them?
Sir: Yeah I've been taking my meds,
Dr. Schwartz: Okay...
Sir: On, uh- Monday.
Dr. Schwartz: Mhm.
Sir: Wednes... day.
(Sfx: Laugh track)
Dr. Schwartz: Yes?
Sir: Friday.
Dr. Schwartz: Son.
Sir: T-T-Tuesday!
Dr. Schwartz: Tuesday's before Friday, you idiot! And you're supposed to be taking your meds daily.
Sir: Thursday.
Dr. Schwartz: Daily!
(Sfx: Laugh track ends)
Dr. Schwartz: Hello! What is wrong with you?
Sir: The-the-the-the medicine makes me have uh, gives me these side effects. These big side effects.
Dr. Schwartz: Side effects? Like what?
(Sfx: Gust of wind)
Sir: Like uh... 
Dr. Schwartz: Mhm?
Sir: (Pulls down zipper)
(Sfx: Studio laughter)
Dr. Schwartz: Sir, put that away! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! It's massive... Put it away!
Sir: (Reverses zipper)
(Sfx: Studio laughter ends)
Dr. Schwartz: Put. It. A-way.
Sir: (Moans)
Dr. Schwartz: You can't be taking that thing out in school. It's a good way to get kicked out of here.
(Sfx: Studio laughter)
Dr. Schwartz: Sir... hello? Sir! 
Sir: Oh!
Dr. Schwartz: Sir! 
Sir: Uh, sorry- heh. Uh, yeah, uh, but yeah. 
Dr. Schwartz: My God! Stay with me now. (Sniff, sniff, then two deeper sniffs.) What is that smell?
Sir: That smell?
Dr. Schwartz: What's that smell-
(Sfx: Ship horn)
Sir: I might-
Dr. Schwartz: Smells of rotten tuna!
Sir: My-my dick was just out.
(Sfx: Laugh track)
Dr. Schwartz: (Continues sniffing) What's on the school lunch menu? Sloppy joe's? It's definitely not sloppy joe's! It's a sloppy ass tuna! Ahhh!
Sir: (Begins to gag) I smell it, too!
Dr. Schwartz: It's disgusting!
Sir: (Continues gagging)
Dr. Schwartz: (Moans, licking fingers)
Sir: Did you find the tuna?
Dr. Schwartz: Um, never mind about the tuna. Um, I just left an appointment with your mother. She's very concerned about your health! You need to stop by my office as soon as you leave school today, so we can readjust your dosage. You understand me? Do you under- hello? Hello?
Sir: Oh-oh yeah uh okay Dr. Schwartz I'll see you after school! 
Dr. Schwartz: Such a problem child. God damn it.
Sir: (Whispers) Fuckin' son of a bitch!
("Theme" music)
==Instagram Story==
There were two subsequent uploads made to the Instagram page's story promoting the upload. The first, an image of the background used in the video. The second, a repeat of the image, and an additional link, titled "Dr. Schwartz and the Tuna" which links to the extended YouTube upload.
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