The Seven Deaths and Ressurections of Kanye West

This article explains all the notable deaths and resurrections of Kanye West.
== The first time ==
He was flying a plane trying to imitate the 2001 terrorist attacks in 2001 that hadn't happened yet, but he failed and fell out of the plane. Luckily, he landed in a bush and was okay, but then this old lady pushed him in front of a bus and he died.
Then he got resurrected, of course.
== The second time ==
He robbed a bank without a gun and was shot by Matt Driver because he is a volunteer sheriffs deputy who hates black people.
== The third time ==
He was attacked by zombies on bath salts in Miami.
== The fourth time ==
Watched a Gangnam Style and died.
== The fifth time ==
Got run over by a hot air balloon piloted by Dr. Rabbit.
== The sixth time ==
Got taken to Hell by The Gate Keeper Of Hell for making a horrible Rap album called "Super Black Person Bling Swag Song."
== The seventh time ==
Flipped his car into a Mattress store. Kanye West was unharmed, however, the store owner was very pissed off at Kanye West. The owner grabbed his broom and started beating up Kayne. He was eventually beaten to death.
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