The Complete Equine

"It's 12 o'clock, ya varmint."
The Complete Equine, or simply Complete Equine, is a non-canon villain that appears during Miidust Odyssey. He serves DEU as a minion of his and helps him in taking over Weegee's Mansion. Despite his position as one of DEU's minions, he isn't entirely loyal to him and secretly plans on killing DEU and stealing his treasures (and any horses he might own), though he never gets to do that.
== Appearance ==
The Complete Equine is a deformed man of average to above-average height and medium build. At his back he has light, neck-length hair. He has dimples in his cheeks and a cleft chin.
He wears mostly light-colored clothes with a dark undershirt and a wide-brimmed hat from which hang two long, thin, loose straps; and a loose, sleeveless top or a type of poncho, hanging below his waist in a rectangle of fabric of mid-thigh length. His deformed face is always changing, for some weird reason.
== Personality ==
The Complete Equine first appears as a confident and extremely patriotic man who secretly has a fetish for horses and acts like a stereotypical Texan cowboy. However, whenever he is disadvantaged, his cowardice is revealed and he may accidentally reveal his fetish. Because of his deformities, he doesn't have many human lovers, so he tends to fall in love with horses instead, however, he would never mate with one unless it was a furry.
Aside from these, he is very similar to Hol Horse.
== Powers and abilities ==
* The Complete Equine is a skilled gunslinger who was self-taught from the day he got his first gun.
* The Complete Equine is the user of a Stand called Tempura, a peashooter in the shape of a strange handgun. It can fire peas that The Complete Equine can control at speeds fast enough to injure or kill a person the same way a bullet would.
== Involvement in plot ==
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== Trivia ==
* The fact that his Stand, Tempura, is a peashooter is a reference to the line that Jean Pierre Polnareff says to Hol Horse before their fight in Stardust Crusaders.
* Despite his Stand being called Tempura, it does not looks like tempura at all. Not only that, but The Complete Equine has never eaten tempura.
* He was intended to be the Hol Horse of Miidust Odyssey, but he was changed to a non-canon character.
Category:DEU's minions
Category:Status unknown
Category:Minor antagonists
Category:Totally not JoJo characters
Category:Stand users
Category:Non-canon