Minecraft vs Roblox

Minecraft vs roblox....also roblox is crazy in this rap in always screams.....
== Minecraft ==
Start up a new world can't believe my eyes
There's already a zombie, it ain't even night!
I'm just surprised that they keep you alive
With your graphics stuck back in 2005
There's no survival, I'm more creative
While you're just a scammer using its players
Cause I make one payment for infinite action
You're milkin' kid's Robux with microtransactions!
All that you built up you know that I break that
Cuts just like diamonds this isn't your safe chat!
Why don't you face that you ain't no game
You're a hub full of stolen ones for kids to play
That's right you're a criminal now time to pay up
My bars' a jail that you cannot break from
TNT I'll light you up and will beam your screen back to Dynablox!
== Roblox ==
ROBLOX! ROBLOX! ROBLOX! ROBLOX!
I'M A TYCOON ROASTER!
I'LL RIDE YOUR MOM LIKE A COASTER!
I MADE HER GO (OOF!)
NOW I'LL KILL YOU!
PUSH YOU OUT A PLANE WITH NO PARCHUTE!
WATCH YOU PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH AS I SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT!
SPEEDRUN FOR YOUR LIFE BUT YOU KNOW I RUN FASTER!
I'LL MAKE YOUR BLOODY CORPSE LOOK LIKE A NATURAL DISASTER
I'LL MURDER YOU NO MYSTERY, ROBLOX GOES DOWN IN HISTORY
WHILE MINECRAFT IS JUST DIAMOND ARMOR OVER YOUR VIRGINITY!!!!!!
== Minecraft ==
Uhh... Uhh. Uhh...
That was a bit weird but now I'm back to rappin'
I'mma just act as if that didn't happen
So back to action, this noob is straight getting played
Bury you back to third grade
I've got nothing to prove but you can't say the same
Look at your site, I'm ashamed
That I be pitted against a kid so insecure he put pop-up ads on his own game, lame
Notch the creator, built with his hands
But even your maker's built on a sham
How you gon' name him as Builderman?
When all of your best games were built by the fans!
That's lower than the bedrock, you're the bottom minin' nothing
Call me all your coppers cause I'm dropping you inside the dungeon
Lockin' you out of my realm call that Ro-Blocked!
How you coming back from that now Roblox?
== Roblox ==
I'LL KILL YOU MAN, I HAVE AN ACTUAL GUN!
I WILL OFF YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS FOR FUN!
THEN I WILL DROWN 'EM! DUMP THEM IN QUILL LAKE!
AND PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK WITH THEIR BODY'S REMAINS!
CAN'T ESCAPE NOW YOU'RE IN MY BLAST ZONE!
I GOT A REAL BOMB AND I'LL KILL US BOTH!
THEN SEE YOU IN HELL AND I WILL BASH YOUR FACE IN
PUT YOU IN SOME DOUGH AND MAKE PIZZA WITH SATAN!
WON'T JAILBREAK FROM YOUR FLOWS!
I'LL MAKE YOU DROP ALL THE SOAP!
THEN HANG YOU RIGHT BY THE THROAT!
EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF, BRO!
NOTCH IS JUST CHUBBY AND SAD
BUILDERMAN'S A BUILDER CHAD!
ROBLOX GOOD, MINECRAFT BAD!
DO US A FAVOR COMMIT TOASTER BATH!!!!!
== Results ==
Roblox wins...
see? Roblox is kinda crazy when its rapping i,ll prove you why well in here when its roblox's turn he raps and yells...
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