NooberTuber

About NooberTuber
Rarity: Red Uncommon
Cost: 2R 2G 2B
Health/Power: 350/350
Effect: When this card is cast: You lose 500 life and draw two cards. You may discard an additional two cards into your baseplate this turn.
Bio: Only one may stand to claim the Kleos Aphthiton.
Motivational Bruh Gang Bio: Not every day is good - But there is something good in every day.
Legendary Sickle Bio: City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda… This moron rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, ‘WAAAAAAH!’ And-ahahaha… I can’t even… ahahahahah! He can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and… I dunno, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: You're gonna die.
Category:Temporal Halo
Category:Temporal Halo Complete
Category:Lifeloss