Baseball

:Not to be confused with the sentient object of the same name.
Baseball, also known as UnAmerica's pastime, is a sport loved by the UnUSA because those wrestling addicts love sports! In every baseball shame there are 9 players on 2 teams who take turns between batting and fielding, pitching, catching? Yeah, someone called Abner Doubleday invented the sport in 1839 and we can guess he was on meth at the time whilst angry snakes bit off his dick. Baseball was played for 37 years without a league, then a guy said "sports without leagues are STUPID!!!" and the MLB was founded. And the rest is history.
Baseball is incredibly popular around the UnWorld, but mostly in it's home country, Japan, Canada. the Dominican Republic and more! It's so popular baseball movies exists, and even baseball SHAMES, most notably MLB The Show on Play Station which recently cheated on Sony for Microsoft and even Nintendo! Why Sony didn't give the Wii The Show is out of my control, as The Show would've been PERFECT on the Wii! Pressing is easy but you know how fun swinging the remote would be? TVs would be shattered but that's YOUR fault!
Rant aside, baseball is a great pastime for all ages. Yes, even a 7 year old can play but he or she isn't gonna hit a single ball! Great for getting the kids off them new-fangled iPhones! It’s best to watch a baseball shame live with a hot dog and some popcorn, because food makes EVERYTHING better! Popcorn makes movies better, so that and a hotdog makes baseball better 100% of the time! 
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