Transcript:Horrid Henry's School Play

[Showing the close up of the school]
Miss Battle-Axe: [coughs] Today, children, Madame Tutu has a very special announcement.
Madame Tutu: Marvellous, darling. Now, children, it is the time of year again, time to dream of being a star.
[Miss Battle-Axe's classmates start chatting each other]
Horrid Henry: This year, I'm going to get the lead part.
Moody Margaret: No you won't, Henry, it will be just like all the other times.
[Flashback appears with Henry getting the lame parts. When the flashback ends, Henry growls]
Madame Tutu: Now this year, we will be performing a new piece: The Legend of Craggy Mountain. 
Horrid Henry: That's my kind of play!
Madame Tutu: And you, Henry, will be perfect for the role of the king: King of Ze Fairies.
Horrid Henry: [gets shocked] Fairies?
[Miss Battle-Axe's class starts laughing]
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Title card shows]
Horrid Henry: Please, please, please, don't make me audition for the part! Please?
Madame Tutu: Nonsense, Henry, the part is practically yours.
Horrid Henry: But I don't deserve the lead! But really, I'm sure someone will be much better than in such a... ummm... a fantastic role.
Madame Tutu: Like, whom?
Horrid Henry: Ummm... Andrew.
Anxious Andrew: What?
Madame Tutu: Hmmm... very well. Andrew can audition too... If anyone else would like to audition, please come and put your name down on my list now.
Miss Battle-Axe: Children, please, form an orderly queue.
[Scene shows the whole class outside the school]
Rude Ralph: What's the matter, Henry? Someone clipped your fairy wings? [laughs]
Horrid Henry: Not funny. Oh, I've got to turn Anxious Andrew into a great actor before the auditions, or I really will be King of the Fairies.
[They see Andrew on the other bench and they go and talk to him]
Horrid Henry: Hi, Andrew. Urm, bet you can't wait for the auditions.
Rude Ralph: Yeah, you'll be great!
Anxious Andrew: Erm, quite anxious about it actually.
Horrid Henry: Andrew, what you should be worried about is not getting the part.
Anxious Andrew: I should?
Rude Ralph: Of course. This is your chance to step up.
Horrid Henry: Be a man.
Rude Ralph: Make your parents proud.
Anxious Andrew: Do you really think so?
Horrid Henry: Absolutely. Imagine how great it'll feel to conquer your fears and go out onto the stage.
Anxious Andrew: I'll do it.
Horrid Henry: Like a king. What did you say?
Anxious Andrew: I'll do it.
Horrid Henry: You will? Uh, I mean of course you will.
Moody Margaret: It's hardly worth in auditioning at all, I'm bound to get the part. I'm a born actress.
Anxious Andrew: Oh no, Margaret might get the part.
Horrid Henry: Don't worry, she won't cuz we're gonna turn you into a star. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Team Andrew. Aerobic Al.
Aerobic Al: Don't worry, Andrew. I'll soon whip you into shape.
Horrid Henry: Brainy Brian.
Brainy Brian: I'm going to help you learn your audition speech.
Horrid Henry: Greedy Graham.
Greedy Graham: You gotta eat to keep your strength up.
Horrid Henry: And Beefy Bert. Erm, Bert. What are you doing here?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
[It cuts to the next scene where Andrew is doing push-ups.]
Aerobic Al: One, two, three, three and a half, four.
[After doing the fourth one, Andrew feels exhausted, then Andrew does some running. Finally, he sword fights with Al.]
Horrid Henry: Come on, Andrew. Imagine Al's one of the enemy elves.
[Andrew swings Al's sword out of his hand.]
Horrid Henry: Yeah, go Andrew! Time for a well earned sandwich.
[Graham eats Andrew's sandwich.]
Greedy Graham: Oops, sorry.
[Now, Brian helps Andrew to learn his audition speech.]
Brainy Brian: Now, we have to choose your audition speech. Would you like something contemporary or classical?
Anxious Andrew: I don't know what that means. Just something easy, please.
Brainy Brian: Hmmm. Ahh, here we are. The battle scene from The Fellowship Of The Fairies, act 1, scene 2. You need to learn it off by heart.
[The others all wait for Andrew to remember his speech.]
Horrid Henry: Oh, you must know it by now.
Anxious Andrew: Um.
Horrid Henry: Good, then let's hear it.
Anxious Andrew: Um, oh.
Brainy Brian: Come on, Andrew, stand up.
Anxious Andrew: Um, okay.
[Andrew stands up.]
Aerobic Al: No, Andrew. You've got to stand like a hero.
Anxious Andrew: Oh, right.
Brainy Brian: And Go!Category:Transcripts
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