The Daily Gossip

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= The Salvatore Scyrer Newpaper =
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Weekly News27.12.2022
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== The Daily Gossip (Not Daily) by The Vossiper ==
Shocking news!!!! 
Regarding the new prices on the academy and the food shortage we figured something shady was going on with even new brands appearing out of the blue? How could this happen? MONEY, friends, that is where everything happens. So we went ahead and sent our investigative team to the dorms of the Glorious Leader that this school has Miss Leah.
We were shocked by how hidden her secret chamber was, was it a coincidence? Of course not, she hides it because it's shady business going on. Once we appeared there we were greeted by a staff of pure GOLD!? Could you believe it? Incredible, all the money stolen from the students to fund a simple staff.
Anyhow that is not where the shocking revelations stop. We sent the finest Bed Tester in the whole world to test her bed and of course the results will shock you, stick to the end to figure out what was the result!
The bed was a shocking 12 by 10. It was so soft and comfy and the bed sheets were made of spider silk or some material never seen before. She also had a floating piece of water that had all the technology the Scientific Community could dream to have! It has a full massage mode and various other modes that we could not test since we fall asleep on the first test on how comfy it was. Clearly all this money has been sent to her room wasting the students' money to fund her expensive living style!
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Category:Scryer