Ovivor: Greece/Final Tribal Council

Juror	Finalist	Finalist 	Finalist
 	 	 	
I: Quavo, I want to ask if you think the ice wall at the end of the planet could possibly melt and kill all of us?
S: Sophie, you are a fucking hoe, I tried befriending you and you didn’t even talk to me. But you played a great game and did a wonderful job!
S: Hatsune, you befriended us, but then we got voted off. Did you vote us off????? DID YOU COME FOR ME YOU SNAKE????
S: Oh babe, you can be the alpha, because Imran and I are the ZETA couple, we’re way ahead of you all!!	Ice ice ice. Quavo be thinkin bout alla these trifles. Quavo’s response is to buy some more rifles (guns!) There’s no way planets survive if nothing on earth leaves us able to thrive (yuh)
Quavo ain’t believe no earth is flat. Quavo knows these gucci compasses have to be tellin the truth, yuh	YOU WERE PLAYING AS A COPULE, YOU WERE A THREAT TO HULK AND I’S COUPLING. WE WERE IN LOVE AND WE HAD TO MAINTAIN OUR STATUS AS THE ALPHA CUPLE. 
ICONIC! I SUPPORT ALL KINDS OF LOVE, GAY, STRAIGHT, LESBIAN, BI, TRANS, ALIEN, POLY, MONOGMY, ALL ICONIC. 
STREAM CREAM ON ME!	I did vote you guys :( I’m really sorry! You guys were really strong players, and I didn’t feel like I was connected to you guys as much as some of the rest of the game. It was nothing personal! <3
hey not really sure what this is. or where i am. what do i do now?	Quavo. 	You vote for me to win because I actually didn’t vote you out! XO A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR COCK DESTROYERS EVERYWHERE. WE WERE ALLIES.	You write down Miku. It’s the shortest name, easiest to write!
Hey, dudes... listen up. There's a weird rumor going around. Some folks? They're saying none of this is real. They say this whole thing is just a game on a computer screen. And everything we say? Or do? It's just to amuse somebody else!
And... I dunno. I kinda maybe believe it? SO many things would make more sense.
Like, have you ever noticed that entire days go by in 20 minutes?
And why do people keep disappearing and coming back with different names?
And there's all these weird sounds everywhere! Like a big keyboard or something! 
It's all so obvious! Our lives are fake! We all shoulda seen this coming a loooong time ago!
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A huh huh huh! I'm just joking! It's a joke! Nobody said that, you guys oughta see the look on your faces!
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Uh... so what do you guys think of that?
I'm gonna vote for my best buddy. And, uh, thanks for making this such a fun time. I got to meet some cool dudes and eat some yummy food at Ponderamuhmosa! What more could an octopus ask for! Nothing.	Quavo. 	VOTE FOR A COCK DESTROYER. 	I’m a figurine… not being real is the harsh reality of my life. :(
Hey everyone, Apollo here. It’s been an honor to have been able to play alongside you guys and then watch you finish this epic season out. Thanks for putting up with me, thanks for laughing with me, crying with me, playing with me – really, I drink so much coffee and I have not felt that alive in YEARS. Not since my high school theatre days. So thank you. And thank you for giving me a second chance after I yelled at some of you.
I have the same three questions for everyone. Two are pretty quick, one is pretty long.
Did you know I was going home that night? What were your statistics for that vote?
What social relationship did you make in this game that helped you the most?
I talked a lot in this game about how much I grew as a person both on the Edge and with you guys on the merged tribe. What were you three able to learn about yourselves in this game and did it affect how you played?	I hold back sometimes I don’t
But if I had to say I know, I won’t
Cus everyone knew me as just a lil bloke (British)
But I didn’t mean to be hangin the rope (noose)
Socially I’m here with Mikey (Bluth!)
He helped me out how I likey (believe me)
Nobody ever done rightly the things that he had and he be doin nightly (every day!)
Quavo
Thank my mama thank my granny (granny)
They taught me how to spend it (yuh)
Keep me focused on the pantry (savings)
The bag out there never slants me (vision)
Here I learned how to fight (bag.)
Keeps me goin every night (determination!)
Wants me rollin outta sight
But I made it through the wind like a kite, yaaaa	I knew you were going home.. I played the idol on Hulk and we voted you out because I thought you were a very strategical threat with something to prove.
I would have to say that HULK, MY LOVE, THE COCK I’VE LOVED THE MOST was the most important one. We made a lot of very important moves together.
I LEARNED THAT I DON’T HAVE TO FUCK ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO FIND SELF-LOVE, I HAVE FOUND A MAN TO DO THAT, AND HIS NAME IS HULK FUCKING HOGAN. I learned how to be EVEN MORE unapologetic in ruthless in my QUEST TO DESTROY EVERY COCK IN MY WAY TO WINNING THE MONEY SO I CAN START MY OWN ADULT FILM COMPANY	I think my connection to Hulk helped me the most in this game! For better or worse, he drew a lot of attention, and I was able to keep him as a shield for most of the game, soaking up vote after vote while I was able to bide my time until the final 5, since I knew Sophie would never have voted him.
I learned… that there’s so much out there to explore! I’ve been stuck with a shut-in owner for my entire life… living for his amusement… But now that my jar’s broken, I’m finally free to live my life! I can sing, dance, and talk to all sorts of new people!
I’m a strong believer that the best people always win, so congrats on making it all the way to the final 3! I was pretty much a wreck the whole post-merge and deeply missing my cousin, which incited some...strange dreams. I don’t really know how that connects to the Final Tribal, but I felt it needed to be said.
I don’t really have any questions, because my vote’s pretty much decided. Quavo, you’re my...iced out? Brother, and I wish you nothing but luck!	Versace
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Versace versace	Sorry for voting you out :( 	Sorry we weren’t really close in this game… </3 I’ll still put on a concert for you anytime!
WHATS UP BROTHERS ITS HULK HOGAN HERE AT HULKAMANIA REPORTING LIVE I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKED ME AND HOW MUCH YOU WANTED ME IN THE END BECAUSE HULKAMANIA IS ALL ABOUT HULK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD LUCK LOVER, CUMJAR GIRL, AND QUAVO (quavo)	Quavo. 	LOVE YOU HULK BABY, LOVE YOU SO MUCH. CAN’T WAIT FOR OUR WEDDING 	You were the best friend I could’ve asked for! Even if we didn’t have the same relationship you and Sophie may have had… you broke my jar! You practically gave me life! I’m free to live the way I want to, not the way some loser with a jar wants me to!
I would’ve loved for you to be in the end with me, but your game was far too impressive. :( You were so much stronger than me that there’s no way I could’ve kept up! Real respects real, and you have my utmost respect. Hulkamania for life! <3
Ah Feck. So it came to this, huh laddies? I come here with no bad faith to any three of ye, Just one simple question.
I’m still lookin for me fecking sheep! If you had to guess where they are on the fecking island where would you think it would be?	Sheep gon get shear mad
The wool in my jacket be itchin bad
Maybe i stole it from your bitch (ewe)
Don’t run me out town i was super rich (rich!)
I’ll buy you more sheep with my ice (cold!)
The rams and the lambs feelin right (baaa)
Nobody respected my life (life)
So I’m gonna respect farmin right (right)
[Chorus]
She blow that bagpipe like she AN THONY BAIIIINEES
I ordered three carats for my CHAAAIIIINS
Everybody say that I’m not SAAAANEE
But really i just get green like ROMAAAIIINE
[bagpipes play softly, in the distance]	I THINK THAT YOUR SHEEP WOULD LIKE BE SOMEWHERE NEAR THE WATER, SO THEY CAN STAY HYDRATED! <3 IT’S WHAT DO AFTER GETTING DICKED DOWN <3 	I was exploring the shipwrecks looking for idols… I heard a bunch of baaing in one of the ships, but I didn’t look much since, y’know, idols don’t baa. Or do they? Is that how you found yours? O_O
Anyway, definitely in Ship C! Left side, chewing on Bill’s corpse. :D