Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan (born Chan Kong-sang, 陳港生; 7 April 1954) was born in a poor isolated island-village to two blind and deaf parents. Originally his last name was Jackie 
Chackie. He was so poor that he couldn't afford any chinese vowels in his surname. For the early part of his life, Jackie (nicknamed J.C.) spent most of his time reading comic books, eating dogs stuffed with fried rice and working in a rice paddy. That was until his talents were recognized by Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi. Soon, his special prowess in the art of "Fook-ing-cho-mo-ma-wit-mai-chode" led Zeus to grant him the honorary title of "God of brooms other household appliances."
During World War II, Jackie Chan participated in the war as a General on the Allied side, commanding a small regiment of children under the flag of China.
He is Friends with Bruce Lee.
==Trivia==
*He Hates PBS KIDS.
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