Dipper Pines

Ricardo Dicksuck "Dipper" Pines is a kid living on Meme Island. He has a habit of trying to fucking solve mysteries rather then let the world eat the mysteries, as mysteries are legally classified as food there.
==Bio==
Five minutes after sister Mabel Pines slid out, Dipper was randomly born.
Dipper, being one of the UnUniverse's mistakes, grew up being bullied... a lot, mostly by some kid called Baby Luigi. Dipper kipped Baby Luigi, but got in legal trouble.
He moved to Japan before he choked on the spice of wasabi and went back to the United States of UnAmerica.
To hide his identity, he turned himself into CalArts.
Suddenly, the fucking government creeps FBI took him (:P).
Spider-Man slapped him before he was shipped to Soviet Russia.
He soon came back, covered in blood.
Some lady on Twitter described him as "sexy, flawless, daring, and spectacular."
==Trivia==
*He used the identity Dípéro Páinas during a trip to Mexico, following turning CalArts.
*His IQ is below moderate for a dude his age.
*He can speak Mexico's language.
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