SpongeBob meets Susan (transcript)

Ah! The Bikini Bottom! [The narrator says with a French accent, with a very beautiful image of the island is at sea over the Bikini Bottom, the day was sunny!] Uh? What is this? [Now shows Chum Bucket].
- Certainly I will! [At this point Plankton appears close] This time I'll get the Krabby Patty formula! Hahahahahaha!
[Now the scene shifts to the field of jellyfish, and shows a scene from a jellyfish swimming, then shows SpongeBob and Sandy sitting in the jellyfish fields, relaxing a bit].
- Ah! Today is so cool! - Sandy says [Close in Sandy's face].
- You are right Sandy! - SpongeBob says [Close in SpongeBob].
[SpongeBob picks up some Krabby Patty that were on his side]
- Want Krabby Patty? - SpongeBob says, offering Krabby Patty to Sandy.
- Yes! - Sandy replied, stretching his arm to get the burger from the hand of SpongeBob.
[Close in SpongeBob]
- Hi! SpongeBob! - A woman's voice says.
[Close on fish, which had short blond hair, wore a small arch in her hair and a red dress with a cut to show one of her legs, and high platform sandals]
- Uh? - SpongeBob says [now shows SpongeBob's confused, Sandy with bored face and the fish].''
[Close on fish and SpongeBob]
- You should not even remember me... It's been so long! - The fish says.
[Now all three appear]
- Who are you? - Sandy asks gruffly.
- Your girlfriend is nervous huh!
[Close SpongeBob]
- Heheheheheheh - SpongeBob laughs. - She isn't my girlfriend!
[Now the three shows back on the scene, SpongeBob is hugging Sandy]
- Sandy and I are just friends! - SpongeBob says.
- Just friends? - The fish thinks.
[Now showing SpongeBob and the Fish]
- Well, Bob... I'll reintroduce myself for you. I'm Susan, of the school, remember? - Susan, the fish, says.
- Ahhh! But you didn't like me... - SpongeBob says.
- Yes! I know... But... We can make peace?
[Now the three appears again on the scene]
- Peace? Uh... - Sandy says, but is ignored by SpongeBob.
- Okay! - SpongeBob says to Susan.
[Susan looks at Sanyd this moment with a frown, Sandy returns the look, but Susan turns her face, and Sandy is with a frown for the rest of the scene]
- You have not yet introduced me to your friend! - Susan tells SpongeBob.
- Ah! She is... - SpongeBob says.
- My name is Sandy. - Sandy says interrupting SpongeBob.
[Now showing Sandy leaving]
- SpongeBob I have to go... - Sandy says.
- But Sandy... And our karate training? Sandy... - SpongeBob says, but was ignored by Sandy.
[Now only appear Susan and Bob SpongeBob, SpongeBob is with sad expression. Susan puts her hand on the back of SpongeBob]
- Let her go... She has chores. - Susan says.
A little later... [The narrator says with a French accent.]
[Sandy's passing in front of the house of Patrick and Patrick is there]
- Hi Sandy! - Patrick says happily.
- Oh... Hi Patrick... - Sandy says with a sad voice.
[Close on Patrick]
- What happened? Shouldn't you be training Karate with SpongeBob? - Patrick asks.
[Now shows Sandy and Patrick in front of the house of Patrick]
- It was Patrick, but I think today'll not roll...
[Patrick makes a confused face]
Meanwhile, in the Chum Bucket. [The narrator says with a French accent]
[Shows the scene of Plankton sitting on a small table in front of Karen, the wife computer]
- Karen Darling! Soon the Krabby Patty formula will be mine!
[Shows the scene of Karen reading a book named "Beauty Computer"]
- What were you saying? - Karen says.
[Now back to the scene where SpongeBob and Susan were, SpongeBob was doing some movements of karate to Susan]
- Hey SpongeBob! - Susan says.
[Close SpongeBob]
- Did you like the blows of karate that Sandy taught me? - SpongeBob asks Susan.
[Close on Susan]
- Yes of course! But SpongeBob... - Susan says.
[Close SpongeBob, making another move of Karate]
- Want to learn? - SpongeBob says.
[Close on Susan]
- Another time... Well SpongeBob... [Now showing SpongeBob and Susan]
- Are you sure? - SpongeBob says.
- You'll let me speak? - Susan says, looking bored.
- Oh yes! Sure! What is it?
- Well SpongeBob... It's thar I came for Bikini Bottom, and have no place to stay, and I didn't stay in a hotel... You understand?
[Close in SpongeBob]
- Oh I get it! I know where you can go! - SpongeBob says look like "shameless".
[Close on Susan, who had his eyes shining]
- Yes! Yes!
[Now showing SpongeBob and Susan, SpongeBob is already walking]
- Let's go! - SpongeBob says.
Shortly after... [The narrator says with a French accent]
- Here we are! [In this scene, showing SpongeBob waving to the three neighboring houses, the first of Patrick, the second of Squidward, and soon SpongeBob's house]
[Close on Susan]
- That sweet smell of pineapple! - Susan thinks.
[SpongeBob and Susan are still walking, when SpongeBob stop in front of Squidward's house]
- The Squidward certainly welcome you!
- What, but... - Susan says.
[SpongeBob pays no attention to Susan]
- Squidward! - SpongeBob calls Squidward.
[Now shows Squidward in his house with his clarinet in hand]
- Squidward - Squidward heard SpongeBob calling.
- What does he want now? - Squidward said a little nervous.
[Squidward went to the door and opened it]
- What do you want SpongeBob? - Squidward asks.
[Now shows Squidward in his door, and SpongeBob in front of the door, in back]
- I came here to introduce you to a friend! - SpongeBob says.
[Close to Squidward, who looks at Susan with SpongeBob]
- Uh? - Squidward stutters.
[Now shows Susan with sexy looking, and Squidward with his tongue out, drooling]
- Hi... - Susan says.
[Squidward gets SpongeBob and shake him]
- SpongeBob, she is your friend for true?
[Close on Susan, Full body, with sexy face and a "finger" in the mouth]
- Yes Squidward! - SpongeBob says. [Now the three are seen at the scene, Susan, looking bored, SpongeBob happy and Squidward interested in Susan] - She is Susan!
[Close in Squidward who smile, and a glow appears on your teeth]
- Hi, Susan! - Squidward says.
[Close on Susan's face that makes face of boredom]
[Again the three on the scene]
- Squidward, Susan is needing a place to stay. Could she stay with you? - SpongeBob asks.
[Close to Squidward with heart-shaped eyes]
- Of course! - Squidward answers. [He's grabbing the back of Susan and bringing her into the house] Susan Come on in! - Squidward says to finish the sentence.
[Close on SpongeBob, waving bye]
- Bye Susan!
[SpongeBob is now going to his house, but soon Patrick appears]
- Hey SpongeBob! - Patrick says.
[Shows SpongeBob and Patrick in the scene in front of the Pineapple house]
- Hi Patrick! - SpongeBob responds happily.
- SpongeBob, who was that girl who entered in the house of Squidward?
- She was Susan, a friend from school... She appeared in the field of jellyfish when I was with Sandy.
- Hmm... Sandy has been here just now, she said that is not going to "roll".
- Not going to "roll" what?
- What? [Patrick does look fool]
- I think I better go talk to Sandy, now that Susan is with Squidward.
[Suddenly, hear the Squidward's door open soon, and see Susan running away from the house of Squidward]
- Ah! You're crazy! - Susan yells to Squidward, who is at his doorstep.
- But! Susan! - Squidward says.
[Susan runs into the back of SpongeBob, Shows Susan behind SpongeBob and in front of Patrick, who is still looking like a fool]
- SpongeBob, let's go home! - Susan says.
- But? - SpongeBob tries to say.
[Susan dragged SpongeBob to his house, Squidward was behind them, but Susan closed the door on Squidward's face]
- Phew! - Susan says. [SpongeBob and Susan were already in the living room of SpongeBob]
- What was Susan? - SpongeBob asks.
- That your friend is Crazy! He is making those horrible sounds with his clarinet, and showed me a million pictures of himself! Arrrghhh!
- Uh... [SpongeBob doesn't know what to say, after he was already accustomed to Squidward]
- Maybe Patrick want some company!
[SpongeBob paused and thought a bit, and remembered the time when he lost his house and went to sleep with Patrick in the Rock house... And he remembered that there was not great]
- No... Patrick no.. Maybe Mr. Kra...
- SpongeBob, I can't stay here with you? - Susan said interrupting him. [Close on SpongeBob]
- Uh ... Why didn't you say before? Of course you can stay here!
[Now the two shows again]
- Thank you SpongeBob!
- No problem!
- SpongeBob, I knew that you work at the Krusty Krab...
- Yes! I love the Krusty Krab! There is the best place of all of Bikini Bottom!
- I know you're a cook there as well.
- I am a Master-Cuca!
- Whatever... Well Bob, you know, I always wanted to eat a Krabby Patty.
- Really? You never ate a delicious Krabby Patty?
- Uh... No, can you make one for me now?
- Now I can't! After all we aren't at the Krusty Krab! You'll have to wait until tomorrow! When I go to work.
- Oh... Well...
[Suddenly Patrick opens the door all excited]
- SpongeBob! Today is the slumber party!
[Close on SpongeBob]
- Slumber Party? YAY!
[SpongeBob took Susan's hand and leads to your room, the Patrick follow they, Susan doesn't seem to be enjoying the situation. A little after they appear in the room wearing pajamas, Susan also appeared wearing a pink pajama]
- Pillow fight! - Patrick says grabbing a pillow.
[SpongeBob also picks up a pillow and begins attacking Patrick, they also attacked Susan, who didn't like the situation]
[Close on Susan]
- SPONGE BOB! PATRICK! - Susan shouted nervously.
[SpongeBob and Patrick stopped the pillow fight at that moment, to hear what Susan would say]
- Grrrr... - Murmured Susan [Susan dragged Patrick to the bedroom door and "threw" he out of the room and closed the door]
[Now shows SpongeBob and Susan]
- SpongeBob, you can party with your friend the other day? IS NOT?
- Oh... All right Susan, I will ask Patrick to come back tomorrow. - SpongeBob replied.
[SpongeBob went to the door and saw that Patrick was on the outside]
- Patrick, let the slumber party for tomorrow, ok?
[Close on Patrick]
- Fine SpongeBob! See ya! - Patrick said.
[Patrick came down the stairs of the house of SpongeBob, SpongeBob soon returned to the bedroom]
[Now shows Susan and SpongeBob in the Bedroom]
- Already put he... Have you talked to him back another day?
- Yes! Tomorrow we'll do our slumber party!
- Oh... All right. SpongeBob where will you sleep?
- In my bed, why?
- And me? I'll sleep where?
- Hmm... We have to see...
[Close on Susan, who was the "dirty" face]
- SpongeBob... Can I sleep in bed with you... If you want to?
[Now showing SpongeBob and Susan at the scene]
- In my bed?
- Yeah... We need go to sleep soon, until we find a place... It'll be too late and you have to wake up to go to work tomorrow, right?
[Close on SpongeBob look like a confused]
- Hmm... Okay! Let's go to sleep!
[Now shows the scene of SpongeBob and Susan lay in bed, Susan's look "dirty"]
- Good night, Susan! - SpongeBob says
- Good night, SpongeBob. - Susan says with a sexy voice.
[A few seconds later, SpongeBob was already asleep and snoring, snoring followed by those whistle, Susan made a disgusted face]
- Why I wanted to sleep here?
[Susan took time to sleep because of SpongeBob's snoring. The sun was born, when Susan screams]
- AHHHHHHHH! WHAT'S THIS? - Susan screams. [Gary was in her lap]
- Meow! - Gary says.
[SpongeBob woke with the shout of Susan when Susan threw away Gary]
- What? - SpongeBob says scared.
- What is that? [Susan pointed to Gary, who was lying on the floor]
- That's Gary! My pet snail!
- Why don't you tell me that you had a pet snail?
- You didn't ask!
[Now the scene shows Gary out of the room]
- Meow, meow! Meow! - Gary says in angry tone.
BUZZZZZZZZZ! [SpongeBob alarm clock rings, Susan is shocked again]
- AHHH!
[SpongeBob turns off the alarm]
- Time to work! - SpongeBob says
- And now what is it? - Susan asks.
- It's my alarm clock! It's time to go to the Krusty Krab! - SpongeBob responds.
[Soon SpongeBob and Susan appear in normal clothes, coming out of the pinneaple house] - I'm READY! I'm ready! I'm ready! - SpongeBob said.
[At this point a flashback came to mind Susan: SpongeBob and Susan in a class room, Susan sitting on a desk next to SpongeBob, in front of the room;
Their teacher was talking about an exam where she finished speaking SpongeBob shouted with child's voice: "I'm ready," and the little Susan with a nervous face and saying: "Can you shut up?" And then the teacher scolding her for being rude. The flashback ended there.]
Susan who had become angry at the memory, said:
- Sponge... Bob... Can you please... Remain silent? - Susan said trying to stay calm.
- Yes... Okay... - SpongeBob says.
[Soon shows the scene of SpongeBob and Susan arriving at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob opening the glass door of the Krusty Krab for Susan to enter, then she entered]
- What? - Susan says, seeing Squidward the cashier of the restaurant - he also works here?
[Mr. Krabs arrives quickly, not giving time to SpongeBob answer the question of Susan]
- You're late! - Your Krabs tells SpongeBob.
- Oh! Sorry Mr. Krabs! - SpongeBob responds.
[Now shows Mr. Krabs looking Susan]
- Who's your friend, boy? - Mr. Krabs question.
[Now showing SpongeBob, Susan and Mr. Krabs]
- She is Susan! - SpongeBob says cheerfully.
- She is a paying customer?
- I'll make a Krabby Patty for her! You can deduct from my paycheck!
- Then go to work! [Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBib toward the kitchen]
- Come on Susan! - SpongeBob says to Susan.
[Entering the kitchen, Susan sees some grease stains on the floor and in the pan, she is disgusted with the scene]
- SpongeBob, I'll wait outside, do this Krabby Patty fast, I got business today!
[Susan left the room before SpongeBob answering, Susan sat at a table of the Krusty Krab, feeling of disgust of the restaurant, Susan looked at Squidward, who was watching her with a smile on his face, she then turned her face and stared at the table. After a few minutes, SpongeBob appears from the kitchen, carrying a burger and a soda for Susan]
- Here it is! You'll love the Krabby Patty! - SpongeBob says as he puts on the lunch on the table, in front of Susan.
- Ah, thanks, but I need to go, I have some business today SpongeBob... Thanks! - Susan says, getting up and picking up the burger Siri.
- Ok! Bye Susan! - SpongeBob says.
[Susan was already out of the restaurant]
- I'll never eat this junk! Argghhh! - Susan says as she walks.
[Suddenly, from afar you see Sandy, who was going toward the Krusty Krab, Sandy was observing from afar Susan walking with the Krabby Patty in hand, Susan was walking to the Chum Bucket, Sandy follows it from afar , hiding behind walls of coral.
When Susan was at the door of the Chum Bucket, Sandy appears surprising Susan]
- What are you doing? - Sandy asks.
[Susan, who was scared]
- Not interest you! - Susan responds.
[Sandy enters the front of Susan]
- Why are you bringing this Krabby Patty to the Chum Bucklet?
- I said that doesn't interest you! Get out of my way, your flea-bitten squirrel!
- What you call me? - Sandy said nervously.
- Flea-bitten squirrel? Not what you are? [Susan push Sandy, who didn't like, then grabs her arm too hard]
- Apologize! Your stinky fish!
- Ouch... You're hurting me! Let me go! - Susan says trying to get loose.
[Suddenly the Chum Bucket doors open, Plankton appears in the door]
- What is happening here? - Plankton question.
[Sandy and Susan don't pay attention in Plankton, Susan was triyng to hold her arm from Sandy's hand, Then she slaps on the helmet of Sandy, then starts a fight between Susan and Sandy]
- Hey girls? - Plankton says.
[Plankton sees the Krabby Patty feel the floor, he wastes no time and grabs the Krabby Patty and go into the Chum Bucket, leaving Sandy and Susan fighting]
- Hahahaha! - Plankton laughs while picking up the Krabby Patty from the floor.
[Susan and Sandy are fighting, beating each other, when Susan disheveled, to]
- Where is the Krabby Patty? - Susan says in exasperation.
[Susan leaves near Sandy, and starts looking for the burger on the floor]
- I'll not get my money if I didn't deliver the Krabby Patty to Plankton! - Susan says while demand.
- So you was sent by Plankton to steal a Krabby Patty? - Sandy says nervously.
- I didn't steal anything! Your stupid little friend paid for me.
- What you said about SpongeBob? Your... - Sandy says, but is interrupted when he saw that the door of the Chum Bucket open.
[Plankton appears at the door with a bag of money, and play upon Susan]
- Here's your payment. Thank you for your service!
[Plankton is coming back to the Chum Bucket, meanwhile Susan run with the money bag, Sandy, don't know who she picks, but she decided to take the Plankton, she held him in her hands, almost crushing him] 
- Plankton, where is the Krabby Patty? Say it! - Sandy says nervously.
- I'll not give to you the Krabby Patty! - Plankton says, trying to get loose.
- Either you give me back the Krabby Patty or I'll turn you in Plankton pate!
[Plankton was afraid]
- Okay, here it is! - Plankton says [Soon Plankton Krabby Patty takes the karbby patty from his back and give to Sandy, Sandy throws Plankton into the Chum Bucket, and walk nervously toward the Krusty Krab when she arrives at the Krusty Krab she opens the door very nervous]
- SpongeBob! - Sandy screamed.
[Those who were in the restaurant stared at her. SpongeBob then leaves the kitchen and Mr. Krabs leaves his office to see what happened]
- What is happening here? - Mr. Krabs says.
- The little friend of SpongeBob nearly gave the Krabby Patty formula to Plankton! If I had not stopped her, perhaps Plankton were selling Krabby Patty now!
[SpongeBob's eyes widened]
- Ahhh! How could she? She managed to fool me!
- SpongeBob! I already told you don't give Krabby Patty to strangers! - Mr. Krabs says.
[Shows Squidwards]
- We sell Krabby Patty to strangers every day! - Squidward says.
[Now back to show SpongeBob, Sandy and Mr. Krabs]
- It's true Mr. Krabs. - SpongeBob says.
- Ah! What matters is that the secret Krabby Patty formula isn't in the hands of Plankton! Thanks Sandy. - Mr. Krabs says, picking up the Krabby Patty of Sandy's hand.
[Close in Sandy, she is smiling]
- Thanks Sandy! - SpongeBob says.
- Welcome, SpongeBob, but next time don't change your friend for another...
[Show Squidward again]
- Susan slept in the house of SpongeBob yesterday. - Squidward says.
[Back to the scene of SpongeBob, Sandy and Mr. Krabs]
- What? She slept in your home SpongeBob? - Sandy says nervously.
- Yes, she told me she had no place to sleep... - SpongeBob says, but was interrupted by the sound of door of the Krusty Krab opening.
[A fish with brown freckles, glasses, opened the door, he sees SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob? - The fish says approaching - Is really you? I'm the Jack of school!
[Mr. Krabs and Sandy faces the fish, and before SpongeBob could respond to the Fish, the two came upon fish, which made him run away].
END.
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