Halloween Ends Beta Copy

It's the most wonderful time of the year. With the kids trick or treating and everyone beating you up cause you're near. Wait what? What the hell am I singing? Ahem. Excuse me for that. Halloween is a really fun time, cause there are kids going across the neighborhood taking candy from strangers who give it to you from a bowl, and there's also parties that you can attend if you're too old to be trick or treating. What I love most during Halloween is sitting on my ass and watching scary, scary movies! The most recent scary movie I've seen is a film called Halloween Ends.
Before I go any further into telling you what the film is, I will tell you who I am. My name is Pierre Foxworth, I run a barber shop on the island of Sodor. One day during my shift, there was this green engine in which Sir Topham Hatt calls him Duck barged into my shop by breaking through the walls. He frightened my customer, and the only reason he did this was because he had some silly cars attached to him and they controlled him along the way. Sir Topham Hatt said that it was a close shave.
Alrighty then, now to go into details. But this'll be my last message before going into detail. If you have not seen any films in the Halloween franchise, nor this film, please click away cause I'm going to give you one massive spoiler. Enough with the chit chat, let me tell you the story of Halloween Ends. The film takes place after the events of Halloween Kills. Corey Cunningham, one of the new characters in the movie is babysitting a young boy named Jeremy. One night, Corey and Jeremy are playing hide and seek. During the game, Corey can't seem to find the kid anywhere. When he hears a voice, he realizes that it's coming from upstairs in the attic. 
However, this was just some sick prank by Jeremy and later on, it gets brutal. Basically, by the time Jeremy's parents come home, Corey manages to get out of the attic by kicking the door as hard as he can, this unfortunately kicks Jeremy as he falls down to the floor, getting covered in blood. The parents accuse him of murder, or should I say manslaughter. There's a whole lot of other things that happen in the film, but I think you should watch the film for yourself. Now a lot of people say this film is a really terrible conclusion to the Halloween franchise, but I seriously loved it because of the final fight between Laurie Strode and Michael Myers, plus the ending in my opinion was really good.
Recently, there's a somewhat beta copy of this film. This one was in a so bad, it's good way and contained a lot of funny stuff. It all started when I was working at my newly renovated barber shop with my 2 new employees. Their names were Mr Turtle and Anne Shirley. While shaving a beard off a customer, in which I'll name Richard Armitage, Anne asked me what would happen if another engine burst through the walls. I proceeded to tell her that if it happens again, Sir Topham Hatt would be sued.
After I finished shaving my customer, he left. Meanwhile, it was time for my lunch break. As I ate my spaghetti and meatballs with fried string beans, I could hear Anne Shirley from down the hall shout, "Ginormous boat on wheels at 12:00!" I put my food down and went out to see what was happening. Apparently, there was a boat that was actually from New Zealand, and it was on wheels. I stepped out the door and shouted to the captain operating the ship while saying, "Hey! If you lay one piece of your boat onto the walls of my shop, I'm telling Sir Topham Hatt!"
Someone then came out and it was no other than Tim Finn. He started questioning what was wrong with me and then I told him that I had a recent problem with Duck, one of the engines on Sodor. He understood everything and I asked him if he was here for a trim. Tim proceeded to tell me that he did in fact needed a trim. I invited him in and gave him a chair to sit on while I cut his hair. During the process, I asked Anne to put my lunch in the microwave, but not to reheat it as I would do it myself. She did as she said and I continued my job.
By 4:00 PM, it was time for me to close up the shop as Mr Turtle and Anne went home for the day. Before entering out the door, the sound of mail being pushed into the barber shop mailbox disturbed me. I checked the mail and I saw what looked like a bill I had to pay. I brought the mail home with me cause that's what I like to do. When I got home, I opened the full letter and it said that I have to give a man named Cosgrove Shulane money for his eBay business. The good thing was that it was only 100 bucks. The next day, I was woken up by the sound of my cellhpone ringing. 
Anne Shirley was the one calling. She told me that she saw a film called Halloween Ends last night. I asked how it was and she said it was a really good conclusion to the Halloween franchise and then she said that I need to see it when I get the chance. I told her that since it was a Saturday, I would definitely have time to do so. I ended the call at that point and proceeded to pay my bill to Cosgrove. I mailed him a cash envelope of 100 dollars and that should be enough for his business.
After doing all the stuff I needed to get done, I proceeded to walk down to the nearest movie theater cause I can literally walk anywhere in my hometown. I got to the theater, bought a ticket, got my snacks which included popcorn, a kit kat bar, a box of Butterfinger bites, a hot dog and a cold refreshing lemonade and sat down in the auditorium where the movie was showing. I was sitting next to these 3 familiar people whose names were Tom Wachowski, Ross Geller and Bill The Lizard. Unfortunately, we were the only people in the theater cause the previews were going and no one else but us showed up. 
I was right, Halloween Ends was a marvelous conclusion to the franchise. I called Anne to tell her all about it despite the fact that she's seen it already. 
(More to come)