Floppyspear

= Floppyspeare =
Floppyspeare as a poet was one of the greatest to ever live, only outdone (or rumored to be) by Fugly, the writer of Floppy Comedy, something that was only publicized after Fugly’s death. Despite Floppyspeare living three entire centuries after Fugly, there are still documents depicting them meeting in person and fighting. Either Fugly is immortal or Floppyspeare went back in time, this is unknown.
== Early life ==
Floppyspeare was the son of Joe Shakesaspeare—a ear cover maker for floppas, soggas and spront drinkers that had absurdly large ears. Joe was from Shitterfield, a english colony. Joe himself had succumbed to the curse of having huge ears. This was the case for even his son, Floppyspeare because that floppyspeare’s ears were so abnormally large even his father was unable to make ear covers to hide his abysmal ear size. Because of this his father was very embarrassed to have had Floppyspeare, and was even angered by his existence, having such large ears in the first place. Floppyspeare was the oldest surviving son of eight children, surprising as Joe really got around. Besides this, he was an educated man who went to a school in London, unlike his rival Fugly who was never enlisted in education. Floppyspeare would eventually be caught by the police poaching wiwi’s. Because of this he would flee his town to London, where he would learn to write like a poet. When Floppyspeare turned 18 he was married to Banne Hatsaway upon catching her hat once it had blew off her head. Banne lived in London with him for a long time, and they eventually had children. Banne would give birth to twins, Ham-turkey and Judi. Both of Floppyspeare’s children would inspire him to write.
== London and screenwriting ==
In London Floppyspeare would have screenplays being done from his work by 1589, which he would be criticized by several Soggish writers that he was a poser, and tried revealing to the public that he was never enrolled in university. The wit university scholars would have just did not come to Floppyspeare, which made it obvious to all other writers at the time he obviously was not from any university. Because of this he would struggle to get any of his works used or published until 1585, when a theatre would employ one of his screenplays. Several books and credits list him as an actor and not a screenwriter, which lead people to believe he started his career acting and would screenwrite later. He would go on to write screenplays of many different places, some that he did not even come up with. Like A Floppa and his Sus, which was inspired by the child Banne had which was named Sus.
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