The Audience Loves It

The Audience Loves It is the 2nd episode of Fame & Fanon's first season, being written by Locknloaded23, and releasing April 22nd, 2022.
This episode was written taking on a challenge Lock set for herself to not use any form of profanity in the episode, censored or otherwise; however, because of this, the episode's writing was slowed down heavily, so Lock decided to make it a one-time thing.
== Plot ==
The Mermaid Man Fan Club takes well to SpongeBob and Patrick's fanfiction.
== Script ==
(Episode begins with fade-in to SpongeBob waking up, walking down the stairs, and pouring a bowl of cereal when he hears a knock on the door)
SpongeBob: Come in, it’s open.
Patrick: (bursts open door, running in screaming) SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB!
SpongeBob: Good morning, Patrick.
Patrick: SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB!
SpongeBob: What, Patrick, WHAT???
Patrick: THE FORUMS, SPONGEBOB, CHECK THE FORUMS! (Picks up SpongeBob, shaking him) THE FORUMS!
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, geez! I’ll check the forums if you’re so insistent.
(SpongeBob sits on his computer, and types in his forum login, but stares at Patrick)
SpongeBob: Patrick, don’t look at my login.
Patrick: Oh, it doesn’t matter anyways. I already know it.
SpongeBob: Okay, then I’ll change my password.
Patrick: I know all your login info.
SpongeBob: How on Earth-
Patrick: Just forget it!
SpongeBob: …whatever, I guess. (SpongeBob opens up the forum website, and goes to their fanfiction, and his jaw drops; the camera reveals that the fanfiction is the most liked one on the entire board_
Patrick: Isn’t that so cool???
SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re famous!
Patrick: Indeed we are, buddy!
SpongeBob: Hey, don’t we have a Fanclub meeting today?
Patrick: Oh, dang! I forgot all about that! What time is it?
SpongeBob: 10 AM.
Patrick: Oh, I forgot how early these stupid things are in the morning.
SpongeBob: Wait, it’s 10:05 right now.
(Cut to the Fanclub; a hurried SpongeBob and Patrick bust the door open)
SpongeBob: SORRY WE’RE LATE!
Fanclub Owner: Hey, great, you interrupted our current discussion, thanks for that.
SpongeBob: No need to be a jerk about it.
Patrick: What were you discussing, anyway?
Owner: We were only discussing the greatest fanfiction ever put onto our site!
(SpongeBob and Patrick nod at eachother)
Patrick: And, uh… what might this particular fanfiction be called?
Owner: The Super Good Mermaid Man Fanfiction Of Coolitude!
(The crowd begins murmuring) 
SpongeBob: Well, uh… what if we told you… we wrote that?
(The crowd murmurs even louder)
Audience Member 1: That’s completely bogus!
Audience Member 2: Yeah, where’s your proof?
SpongeBob: Proof? Well, uh… Patrick here can testify for me.
Patrick: Indeed I can. I was there with him when he wrote it. I even co-wrote it! We stayed up super late just to write the thing. You can see the bags in our eyes.
(Closeup of SpongeBob and Patrick’s faces with hideous bags)
(The members all huddle around and start whispering; eventually they stop and wait a few seconds before cheering on the both of them)
Patrick: I think they’re impressed, SpongeBob.
Audience Member: Of course we’re impressed! You wrote quite possibly the greatest piece of fanfiction we’ve ever read!
Owner: It’s like we got a dang celebrity in our mits!
SpongeBob: Hey, calm down, we just wrote a fanfiction.
Audience Member: You know, you should totally write some more!
Patrick: Write some more?
Audience Member: Yeah, like, make a whole series or something! You obviously have the talent!
Owner: Fellas, I know the fanfiction was impressive, but we were discussing the topic of who is the hottest Mermaid Man character.
Audience Member 2: Wait, that wasn’t at all what we were discussing before. In fact, I thought we all collectively agreed it was Missappear yesterday.
Owner: (Slams fists on podium) SHE IS A 6/10 AT BEST! I WANT A RE-VOTE!
Audience Member 3: Dude, you need to get over it. You’re obsession of it is just creepy.
Owner: YOU’RE CREEPY! I’M NOT CREEPY! JUST BECAUSE I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME MASTURBATING TO EPISODES OF MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME CREEPY!
(Everyone just stares at him)
Audience Member: …so anyways, totally make a series, bro!
(The audience begins shouting their agreement)
SpongeBob: Well, what do you say, Patrick?
Patrick: I’m on board if you are!
SpongeBob: Alright! Then we will create a series!
(The audience cheers)
SpongeBob: But we’ll have to write late at night again.
Patrick: Why?
SpongeBob: Gary likes to hog my computer for hours at a time.
Patrick: What? What could he possibly be doing for several hours on the-
SpongeBob: (Loudly clears throat, cutting off Patrick) Anyways, I can’t wait to write this new series!
Patrick: (Taken back a bit) Yeah, uh, neither can I. 
Owner: Okay, enough chit chat, time to get into our next fanclub vote. This time, we’re voting for which villain would most likely eat out of Gas Station bathroom trash cans.
Audience Member: Okay, what are these discussions?
Owner: Just shaddup and vote.
(Episode fades to black)
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