Rowley on the bus

72.On a not so usual day, a slightly clumsy, simple yet warm, slyly funny 11-year-old boy named Rowley Jefferson found himself about to indulge in a daylong journey of highs and lows, lightweight tension, embarrassing moments, and, most importantly, full of laughter. This story revolved around a bus, an accidental bus ride, and a bit of boyish caprice.
Rowley was engrossed in his Captain Underpants comic, one among the 20,000 exactly same copies he owned. He was so engrossed that he did not realize when he stumbled onto a ticking city bus. As the bus jerked to life, his comic flew out from his hand, fluttering into the chaos of the busy city streets. The sudden loss threw him into a whirlwind of emotions. He threw a dramatic tantrum, a full 64 minutes of loud crying and stomping, completely irritating everyone present on the bus. Then, as abruptly as it had started, Rowley's tantrum stopped.
After a while, a Japanese man named Kimoto walked in, the silent warnings of an annoyed conglomerate still hanging thick in the air. As he settled down, Rowley, being inherently curious and slightly socially awkward, decided to sit next to him. Kimoto was engrossed in reading messages on his phone. Rowley, in an act of weird friendliness, started to breathe down his ear, earning a fit of annoyance from the stranger.
An embarrassing twist of the tale arrived when Rowley came across a text message on Kimoto's phone from his girlfriend. Having no understanding of personal privacy, Rowley read out loud, "I washed your underwear, but I had to throw them away due to the stains...wipe your back properly!" The whole bus burst into laughter, with Kimoto's blushing face at the center of it. The floor vibrated with laughter, but Rowley remained clueless.
Rowley bombarded the man with questions. He was ignored initially, but Rowley had an answer for that. He took out his toy megaphone and started shouting questions into Kimoto's ear, the shrill sound being akin to a peal of loud rain on a tin roof. It was at this moment that Kimoto was watching an oddly entertaining video of fat people dancing. In a pique of boyish curiosity, Rowley grabbed the phone from Kimoto and, without thinking, shoved it somewhere extremely uncomfortable.
In a reflexive action, Kimoto punched Rowley, who started crying again. The punch triggered a natural reaction, and Rowley pooped in his diaper. As if by magic, Rowley's mother appeared on the bus, holding an AK47. She aimed a shot at Kimoto out of nowhere, leaving him dead.
Rowley and his mother proceeded towards the bathroom at the back, where she lovingly cleaned his pooey bottom with a mother's gentle care. They did this Infront of the bus driver who crashed the bus. After managing to clean up the mess, they left the bus, with Rowley scampering joyfully towards his house. Despite the chaos that marked the primary hours of his day, his father was forced to surrender to watching the newest Peppa Pig episode that offered Rowley a high level of satisfaction, thus ending an utterly memorable day in the life of Rowley.