One Way Street

One Way Street is the second episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 2nd episode overall. It was written and directed by , and aired on May 13th, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[We begin with a shot of SpongeBob and Patrick driving into Kelp City.]
Patrick: Wow, it's the same as it's ever been--
[They notice the kids walking down the street glued to their phones.]
Patrick: Well, almost the same.
[We cut to them parking at an apartment complex on a busy street, they get out of the boat and both stretch, Gary begins unloading the car.]
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, did you accept the offer on the apartment?
Patrick: (beat) CRAP!
SpongeBob: DON'T YOU HAVE A COMPUTER?!
Patrick: YOU KNOW IT ONLY HAS WINDOWS ME ON IT!
SpongeBob: WHAT THE BARNACLES IS WINDOWS ME?!
Patrick: I DON'T KNOW LET'S JUST DRIVE TO THE LIBRARY!!
[Patrick gets back in the boat, SpongeBob shoves everything and Gary into the trunk and shuts it, gets into the boat, and they drive frantically down the street, we then wipe to them arriving at the library, they crash into the sidewalk by the entrance, frantically run into the building, and Patrick gets to a computer, types frantically on the computer, clicks the mouse twice, and sighs.]
Patrick: This is nice.
[SpongeBob runs up behind him.]
SpongeBob: DID YOU ACCEPT THE OFFER?!
[Patrick then frantically clicks away.]
Patrick: NO OFFER YOU KNOW OF!!
SpongeBob: Wait, what?
Patrick: Nothing hold on.
[Patrick then types on the computer, clicks the mouse 3 times, his face drops.]
SpongeBob: ....what?
Patrick: Someone else accepted the offer.
SpongeBob: Who?
Patrick: CarlCarl420.
SpongeBob: Maybe we can beg him for the room.
Patrick: Good idea, let's drive back.
[We cut to outside the building, this plays in reverse of what occurred before, they are going in reverse as the damage to the sidewalk is undone, then wipe to them frantically backwards driving from the apartment, they park, SpongeBob gets out and takes Gary and some suitcases out of the trunk and Patrick gets out of the boat, they then both run up into the building, breaking the glass doors in the process, we then cut to outside of Room 513, Patrick knocks on the door, out pops a Jamaican fish.]
Carl: What you want?
Patrick: Are you (reads writing on his hand) Carl, Coral, Weed?
Carl: It's, Carl-Carl, Four-Twenty. What do you want.
SpongeBob: We kinda need this apartment.
Carl: For what?
Patrick: Living.
Carl: Well, maybe I can rent it out to you, I just bought it for the extra space as I live next door.
[SpongeBob and Patrick smile with joy and begin dancing around, Patrick hits Gary who was in the process of bringing up the luggage.]
Carl: Welcome to the neighborhood!
[They all shake hands, end of episode.]
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