The Adventurers S1E1: Pilot

Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot
== Short Summary ==
Mitchell creates a spinoff of the Lunatics and together with Dominic and Colton rob a bank go to jail and escape the prison by the end of the episode.
== The episode ==
The Adventurers
Episode 1: Pilot
Int. Stuart’s Garage
Stuart: So you want to make your own spinoff! How dare you!
Mitchell: Yeah, and with Dominic!
Dominic: Yeah!
Stuart: Fine go ahead.
Mitchell: Bet
Title card plays
Ext. Dominic’s House
Dominic: This is my house.
Mitchell: So what are we doing first?
Dominic: Wanna rob a bank?
Mitchell: Sure, why not?
Dominic’s Neighbour 1: Hey! What are you two hooligans up to?
Mitchell and Dominic: We are going to rob a bank!
Dominic’s Neighbour 1: Can I join?
Mitchell: Who are you?
Dominic’s Neighbour 1: My name is Colton!
Mitchell: Why are you in a ski mask and in a full suit of German Armour?
Colton: Don’t worry about it.
Mitchell: Ok, let’s go to the bank then.
Ext. Roof of the Bank
Colton: We jumping in?
Dominic: Yeah, that’s the easiest way in!
Mitchell: How much we stealing?
Dominic: As much as we can get!
SGS 1: Hey what are you three kids think your doing?
Mitchell: Playing chess, this is the best place to do it in!
SGS 2: Ok, that’s fine, just make sure not to do anything bad, ok?
Colton: Ok
Dominic: Well that was close…
Mitchell: Yeah…
Colton: Why did you bring a chess board?
Mitchell: For the excuse!
Colton: Makes sense.
Mitchell and Dominic play chess, Colton is the coach.
Mitchell: Pawn D4
Dominic: Pawn A6
This goes on until Mitchell wins
Then Dominic plays a game against Colton, Colton wins
And before Colton can play a game against Mitchell, Stuart and Caiden burst through a portal
Stuart: What? Why are you here?
Mitchell: Robbing a bank.
Stuart: Why is there a chess board?
Caiden: Yeah, why?
Mitchell: We almost got caught but I had to have an excuse.
Dominic: So why did you go to here?
Stuart: It just randomly happens, and plus I need a loan.
Mitchell: Ok.
Dominic: Well, we are robbing the bank. So if you need a loan, we will give it to you for no extra price.
Stuart + Caiden: Ok
Int. Vents of the Bank
Later that night, Mitchell, Dominic, and Colton snuck into the bank through the ventilation systems with lots of rope and duffel bags.
Dominic (in a whiny voice): It’s too cold!
Mitchell: We are almost to where the vault is.
Dominic: Ok.
Colton: Yo this vent entrance has some money under it.
Mitchell: How much.
Colton: A lot.
Mitchell: Heres the battering ram.
Colton breaks the vent open and attaches some rope to a bolt.
First Colton slides down quietly and swiftly.
Second, Mitchell slides down quietly and slowly.
Lastly, Dominic falls off the rope causing a ruckus.
Colton: Dude what the heck
Dominic: Sorry
Mitchell: Everyone, hide!
SGS 1: HEY WHO WAS THAT!!
SGS 2: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR WE WILL GET THE UG SOLDIERS!
Colton whispering to Mitchell: Do you have a plan?
Mitchell: Yes, I know that it is the second SG soldier’s birthday today.
Colton: So?
Mitchell: So, I brought gifts and balloons!
Dominic: Where?
Mitchell: In these 6 duffel bags.
The balloons fly out of 3 of the duffel bags.
SG Soldier 2: Hey who is that!
Mitchell, Colton, + Dominic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAEDYN!
Zaedyn (SG Soldier 2): How did you know it’s my birthday?
SGS 1: Were you doing this just to say happy birthday to him?
Mitchell: I also have gifts for him.
SG Soldier 1: Oh ok.
Mitchell: What’s your name?
SG Soldier 1: Jason.
Mitchell: Ok. Hi Jason and Zaedyn.
After the SG soldiers left, Mitchell, Colton, and Dominic each grabbed 6 duffel bags filled with money.
Dominic’s Neighbourhood
Dominic: We should have a sleepover and, in the morning, ask Stuart for his technology so we can teleport to Canada or Britain or something like that.
Mitchell: Bet.
Colton: Sure.
Ext. Stuart’s Garage
Mitchell: Yo Stuart, open up!
Stuart: Coming!
Stuart opens his garage door and Mitchell, Colton, and Dominic enter
Stuart: So what are you here for?
Mitchell: We need teleporters so we can get to a different country fast.
Stuart: Ok, it will be ready in 24 hours.
Dominic: Can you do it faster?
Int. Stuart’s Garage (next day)
Mitchell: Where are they?
Stuart and Caiden: Mitchell, Dominic, and Colton, you are under arrest for robbing a bank!
2 SG soldiers zip out of their Stuart and Caiden skin suits
SG soldier 3: We have taken Stuart and Caiden as hostages as well!
SG Soldier 4: Hope they didn’t escape!
Mitchell: Oh crap!
Int. Prison questioning room
SG Officer 1: How much money did you steal!
Dominic: $1
SG Officer 1: I’m not stupid. You stole more I know it!
A single dollar falls out of Dominic’s pocket
SG Officer 1: I’m taking that to the bank.
Dominic: I don’t have any more I swear!
2 SG Officers put Dominic back in the jail cell as they switch him with Mitchell
Mitchell: I will give you all the money I stole as soon as I can!
SG Officer 1: Where is it?
Mitchell: Dominic’s house, I will give it if you let me go!
SG Officer 2: I will have you in a police car.
Dominic (from the jail cell): I’M GONNA DESTROY THIS PLACE!!!
Colton: SHUT UP
SG Officer 1: Joe, stay here and watch Mitchell, I will take care of these hooligans.
SG Officer 2: Ok.
SG Officer 3: I will watch Stuart and Caiden.
SG Officer 1: Bring Stuart here.
SG Officer 3: Ok.
Stuart: Why me?
SG Officer 1: Need some questioning to know how much power you truly possess.
Stuart: Ok.
Mitchell: Why can’t I be in my cell?
SG Officer 1: Not safe for you to be there, your friend, Dominic is being forced to a different cell and possibly into maximum security prison.
Mitchell: When is my trial?
SG Officer 1: That is not decided on yet, as you were just put into custody.
Mitchell: Ok.
Stuart: Can we talk yet?
SG Officer 1: Yes.
Mitchell: Can I sit in the corner?
SG Officer 1: Yes.
The officer turns to Stuart to start talking to him
SG Officer 1: Do you know how to clone?
Stuart: Yes.
SG Officer 1: Do you know how to create teleportation technology?
Stuart: Yes.
SG Officer 1: Stay here, I am getting something to eat.
Stuart: Ok.
Mitchell: Stuart, we have to escape.
Stuart: I know.
Mitchell: First we gotta go on trial for the plot.
Stuart: Makes sense.
SG Officer 1 & 2 enter the room
SG Officer 1: Mitchell and Stuart, your trial is on July 18th.
Mitchell: 18 DAYS?!?!
SG Officer 2: Fastest as we could make it.
Int. Courthouse Trial Room July 18th
Judge Joseph: Mitchell, Dominic, and Colton, you three have been put on trial for bank robbery, Stuart and Caiden, you two have been put on trial for helping these three escape our gracious country.
Caiden’s Lawyer: My client, Caiden did not have any idea about the bank robbery or the fact that the three were trying to escape the country.
Colton’s Lawyer: My client, Colton is completely guilty of bank robbery.
Mitchell’s Lawyer + Dominic’s Lawyer: Same bro.
Stuart’s Lawyer: My client, Stuart, had a vague idea about the bank robbery, and had complete knowledge that they were trying to escape the country.
Judge: For Dominic, Mitchell, and Colton, they will spend 5 years in prison, and Stuart will spend 1 year in prison.
Then Robo-Biden bursts through the door yelling at the judge to let them free
He then proceeds to fall asleep eating ice cream.
The judge then lets the 3 and Stuart have a 5th of their time, so the 3 have a year, and Stuart has 73 days.
Mitchell: Bet.
Colton: YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII!!
Dominic: Ok.
Int. Prison Cell
Dominic: I wanna burn this place!
Colton: If they catch you, I’m not in on it.
Mitchell: Neither am I.
Dominic: Why?
Mitchell: We are only supposed to do this epic prison escape and blow it up. Not burn it.
Dominic: Makes sense.
Colton: When will we do it?
Mitchell: July 30th, Big officer party in the main cafeteria that day.
As the days go by, Dominic starts to become more insane.
Int. Prison secondary cafeteria July 23rd
Dominic: I’m getting impatient with this.
Mitchell: You will be tased if we get caught.
Colton: Just chill out Dominic.
Mitchell: Yeah.
Dominic: I think I am going insane.
Mitchell: We know. Remember only a week left until we escape.
Dominic: Ok.
Int. Prison courtyard July 26th
Colton: Let’s play football!
Dominic: No, basketball!
Mitchell: No, badminton!
Dominic: Sure I guess.
Mitchell: Colton, majority rules, we are playing badminton.
Colton: Fine, but can I be the scorekeeper?
Mitchell: Fine
The score reads 11:5 Mitchell’s favour
Dominic: Bruh why do I suck so much!
Mitchell: Chill man, you’re getting better at-least.
Dominic: True
After a while the score reads 23:19 before they have to leave
SG Officer 1: Time to go.
Dominic: Oh come on I was just about to beat Mitchell.
Mitchell: He was only 4 away.
SG Officer 1: Yeah yeah yeah.
Int. Prison kitchen July 28th
Dominic: It’s almost the day!
Mitchell: Yea, we just gotta get Stuart, the next time we see him is later today.
Dominic: How you gonna tell him?
Mitchell: Let’s just say, we know morse code.
Dominic: Ok
Int. Serving area July 28th
Mitchell spells out “Escape July 30th” on a tray for Stuart in morse code
Dominic: How do you know this?
Mitchell: It’s easy.
Int. Prison main cafeteria July 29th
Mitchell: This is where they are holding the party at.
Dominic: Ok.
Colton: Got it.
Int. Jail cell July 30th
Dominic: When are we leaving?
Mitchell: In a few minutes.
Stuart across the room from them gives them a thumbs up
Mitchell: We are ready, got everything?
Colton: Yep
Dominic: Just need my um.. thing…
Mitchell: Ok…
Colton: How will we escape?
Mitchell: A familiar place.
Dominic: What familiar place?
Mitchell: Vents
Int. Ventilation system
Dominic: We almost there yet?
Mitchell: Yes actually.
Colton: How are we gonna get to the roof?
Mitchell: Colton, get on Dom’s shoulders, I will get on your shoulders.
Colton: Ok
Colton climbs onto Dominic’s shoulders and Mitchell climbs over Dominic and onto Colton’s shoulders
Mitchell then climbs to the roof, pulling Dominic and Colton with him
Stuart: What am I supposed to do?
Mitchell: Oh right. Dominic, hold my legs, Colton, hold his legs.
Dominic: Ok
Colton: Ok
Mitchell then pulls Stuart up to the roof
Dominic: We’re free!
Mitchell: Shhhh
Dominic: Oh right.
Stuart: Since the soldiers are probably at my garage, I cane prepared and hid them in Colton’s grandpa’s garage.
Colton: What?
Dominic: The teleporters right?
Stuart: No, I made portal creators.
Credits play
Int. Government building
Governor Doug Burgum: We will get those idiots!
Mark: Soon enough.