Tentacles are Offensive

Tentacles are Offensive is the second episode of SpongeBob Vs. Censorship.
== Plot ==
The Bikini Bottom counterpart of FCC starts censoring Squidward's tentacles after getting drunk.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with the BBCC having a discussion)
Member #1: Alright, we have *burps from drinking beer* a problem here.
Member #2: What is it, sir?
Member #1: Take a *burps* look.
(He shows a video of Squidward waving his tentacles around in his bedroom)
Member #1: This is very *burps* inappropriate. I say we start censoring these… tentacles right away.
Member #2: I *burps* agree.
Member #3: Umm…
Member #1: Agree or you’re fired.
Member #3: I… agree.
Member #1: Alrighty then. Commence the censoring.
(The BBCC sends an email to Squidward)
Email: Dear Squidward,
We would like to inform you that your tentacles will from now on be censored on television.
Insincerely, the BBCC
Squidward: Those damn fools! They can’t censor my hands! I gotta go complain.
(He sends an email back to the BBCC)
Email: Dear BBCC,
You can’t just censor my hands. That’s ridiculous. If you damn fools censor my tentacles, I will sue you.
Hate, Squidward
Member #2: Uh oh. This doesn’t look *burps* good.
Member #1: Nonsense. We’ll just send *burps* another email.
Member #3: Uh, okay then.
(They send another email)
Email: Dear Squidward,
Frick off and go frick yourself.
Squidward: They didn’t even use the F word! But then again, this show is PG-13. Well, I guess I gotta handle this with my own two tentacles.
(He takes a bus the the BBCC building, and walks in)
Squidward: I’d like to file a complaint!
Member #1: Oh shit! *burps* It’s him!
Member #2: What do we *burps* do now?
Member #3: Umm… hide!
Member #1: There’s nowhere to hide, *burps* idiots!
Member #3: Oh. Then we’re screwed.
Squidward: That’s right, you shitheads. Now quit censoring my hands or I’ll touch you with them.
Member #1: Okay, okay. We won’t *burps* censor them anymore.
Squidward: Thank you. Now if you excuse me, I got another movie to make titled Tentacles Ahoy.
Member #1: What’s it about?
Squidward: Oh, it’s just about a bunch of squid tentacles attacking a city.
Member #1: Violence? Unacceptable! We need to give it an NC-17 rating *burps loudly* immediately!
(Squidward facepalms)
The end.
Special thanks to: Mrs Chanandler Bong for the idea.
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