EB and the Memes

This is the fourth episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(EB is sound asleep in his bed, when he hears a loud siren outside)
EB: Ugh, is it that damn ice cream truck again? They’re always blaring music whenever I'm trying to count Veggietales characters!
(He gets up from his bed, puts on some SpongeBob slippers, and goes outside)
Dan: But officer, it was for Destroy Dick December!
Officer: Sure it was, kid. Get in the cop car before I do something drastic.
Dan: Drastic my (he gets tasered) AAAAA-
Officer: Much better. (He throws Dan into the back of the police car and drives off)
EB: Oh, so for once it wasn’t the ice cream truck. Who knew?
EB’s mom: (from upstairs) Earnest Bell! Get over here this instant!
EB: Yes, mom… (he walks up the staircase to his mom)
EB’s mom: What have I told you about leaving your sex toys on the floor? (she holds a plush of Larry from Veggietales)
EB: For the last time, that's not a sex toy. It's a cartoon character! What kind of sex toy even has eyes?
EB’s mom: You can't trust anything anymore, Earnest. Can't trust no one.
EB: Then in that case I'm off. (he skedaddles back downstairs)
EB’s mom: When is that kid gonna get a job?
EB: I heard that!
(Cut to EB making another Veggietales video)
EB: And that's why Bob Deepthroats Larry is the best episode of Veggietales.
(He hears a familiar tune outside)
EB: You've gotta be kidding me.
(He opens up his bedroom window and yells)
EB: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PLAY THAT CURSED TUNE ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME I’M GONNA- (gets interrupted by the music playing even louder) Okay, that's it!
(He stomps out of his room and out of the house, and confronts the ice cream truck. The ice cream man turns off the music)
Ice cream man: Hey, I'm trying to attract some kiddies over here. Don't blow my cover!
EB: And you are?
Ice cream man: Raul Penaud.
EB: Sounds familiar.
Raul: Don't think about it too hard. Just let me do my thing and I'll let you play with your sex toy.
EB: IT IS NOT A SEX TOY!
Raul: That's a shame. Now go on, you're too old for me to talk to right now. I have smaller fish to fry if you catch my drift.
EB: Fine. (walks back into the house)
Raul: Phew. Thought I was toast there for a second.
(He turns the ice cream music back on, which attracts a familiar face living next door)
Raul: Oh no…
(Golf approaches, grabs a crowbar, and smashes the ice cream truck into pieces)
Golf: Good riddance. (he walks away with intense pride)
Raul: (sighs)
(end)
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