Boris Montesquieu

Boris Montesquieu is a player character from Shadow Palaces, played by Chris-tian Mothman. He is a human fighter best known for his poor hygiene and anime references.
== Personality ==
Boris is a weeaboo through and through with a love of anime that even prompted him to pursue learning the katana, which he carries on his person at all times alongside his Glock-19.
== History ==
=== Shadow Palaces (Pre-Reboot) ===
Boris saw the same dream of the subway station and crimson moon that Marcus and Benny did, but unlike the others, was currently living there, so he did not need to travel far to see the fantastical shenanigans that would ensue. When Marcus arrived, he complained about Boris' smell. Marcus then asked if Boris was Oz, to which Boris vehemently declined. Boris went with the others into the subway station's hidden platform, ending up in the Metaverse and meeting Bartholomew. He compared the situation to an isekai anime before Bartholomew gave Boris' allies their weapons. He did not need any, as he carried his katana and his Glock-19 on him at all times.
After the Shadows appeared, Boris swiftly terminated one of them, remarking that he knew his training would pay off. Marcus, out of fear, asked Boris if Boris was going to kill Marcus in his sleep thanks to how much he bullied Boris, to which Boris replied that he would not kill his party. Marcus then asked why Boris' sword was so clean, to which Boris replied that he cleans it. After Marcus asked how Boris got the katana, Boris replied that he got it as a family heirloom. Marcus then proceeded to ask Boris why his family left him homeless, to which Boris said he did not want to talk about it. After defeating the last Shadow, Boris asked Bartholomew his name, and fought with his allies through the next wave of Shadows, making it to their hideout.
=== Shadow Palaces (Post-Reboot) ===
Entering GonzoMart, Boris asked Heinrich for spare change, to which Heinrich gave him all of the change in his pocket (exactly one quarter). Marcus, who was in line buying ramen, gave Boris a dollar. In Heinrich and Cable Guy's tobacco debate, Boris took Cable Guy's side, saying dipping was healthier. Boris was the only party member not to ask about the Midnight Channel, but did follow them to Cable Guy's apartment anyway. Once inside, he was in a state of wonder about that being what a house is like.
As the Midnight Channel came on, Boris and Marcus both thought the show on the television was SpongeBob, before witnessing Marcus stick his palm up to the TV. After Cable Guy volunteered to enter the TV first, Boris and the others held the rope to let him through, despite the rope snapping upon his entry. Boris was the second-last to enter the Metaverse, taking Heinrich's hand and pulling both of them in. When the Shadows appeared, Boris was the only one armed, the others needing Bartholomew's assistance. Boris helped take down the Shadows before entering the next room. Upon seeing the exit they needed to get to, Marcus picked up Boris, attempting to carry him there, unfortunately dropping Boris on his ass. After this, Boris joined in Marcus and Heinrich's conga line, and failed to convince the Shadows to join, needing Cable Guy to do the talking. When the party found the exit, Boris was the one to find the correct TV, attempting to steal Cable Guy's bed upon his arrival.
The next evening, while watching anime on Cable Guy's TV, Boris was force-fed not one, but three crazy hamburgers made by Cable Guy, Heinrich and Marcus. Heinrich later took Boris' side, giving him Pepto-Bismol to aid his stomach's discomfort. After Benny introduced himself, Boris threw up on Marcus. Shortly after the portal to the Metaverse reopened through the Midnight Channel, Boris was the second of the party to enter. Boris unfortunately had to witness a drunken Cable Guy have sex with Bartholomew. After Cable Guy and Felix started their drunken cuddling, Marcus jokingly asked Boris if he wanted to join the pair, to which he responded that he refuses to lose his virginity until he finds his big titty anime GF.
Boris did not do much of note during Bartholomew's trials, but was present for all of them. After they were completed, Boris collapsed on Cable Guy's floor and took a nap.
Boris went with the party to the tower that arose, and witnessed the activation of Bartholomew's Persona. In the room with the strong Shadow, Boris teamed up with Marcus to break through multiple of the walls to make a cleaner escape route, being one of the first to escape the room. Ascending the tower, Boris made many anime jokes before the party fought the Shadow that took the form of Marcus' mother. During this, Boris witnessed the awakening of Marcus' Persona, Thanatos.
== Notable Moments ==
* Being well-trained in the sword enough to scare Marcus
* Pulling Heinrich into the Metaverse
* Stealing Cable Guy's bed
* Downing three crazy hamburgers, one of which being radioactive
* Making many anime jokes.
== Trivia ==
* Boris is the first character in Flafa D&D history to start a campaign homeless.
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