Carrots: It's What's for Dinner

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker.
==Objectives==
* With the chat mode in Say, enter “carrot of happiness” to call over the Loporrits.
* Speak with Yawningway.
==Script==
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Yawningway 	Oh, bother... <yawn> There's no sign of any of them, and it's almost time to eat.
Yawningway 	Mmm, you there... If you happen to be heading to the Carrotorium, could you let my fellows know it's mealtime? If we don't eat, I can't take my nap...
Yawningway 	Many thanks... <yawn> They should come running at the mention of carrots of happiness, so just say those three magic words and they'll be on their way.
 	
Yawningway 	My friends aren't wont to refuse a well-prepared carrot─especially when it's a carrot of happiness. The mere mention should have them hopping back here in no time...
 	
Loporritsa04241	Take the square root of the roots and you get...
Loporritsa04241	Carrots of happiness, you say? My, is it that time already?
Loporritsa04241	I was working out projections for optimal carrot production based on the total population of Etheirys to ensure that─ Oh, never mind. I must make haste, or I'll miss out on seconds!
 	
Loporritsb04241	Oh my whiskers, a visitor from Etheirys! What do I do? What do I say? ...And have you brought any snacks?
Loporritsb04241	Could that mean... Yes, it must be time to eat at last!
Loporritsb04241	Oh, how I have waited for this moment! There's nothing like a carrot of happiness to fill the void in one's belly and soul...
 	
Loporritsc04241	O carrot, my carrot, the prize we sought is won...
Loporritsc04241	Wh-Wh-Whaaat!? They're serving carrots of happiness today?
Loporritsc04241	The deep, luscious orange... That tempting, slender silhouette... Wait for me, my darlings─I'm coming for you!
 	
Yawningway 	Ah, you've returned... <yawn> And everyone else is accounted for. Sustenance is essential for us Loporrits...though I suppose people are the same.
Yawningway 	In any case, we expend a lot of effort in raising a whole variety of carrots. Carrots of happiness are a new cultivar that are particularly...<yawn>...comforting, though.
Yawningway 	Mmm...it seems almost silly to have our workers consume so many carrots just so that we can produce more carrots...
Yawningway 	...But that's a problem that can be solved with even more carrots!
Yawningway 	No need to worry about the details─I'll work out the figures just as soon as...<yawn>... Hmm, what were we talking about?
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Mare Lamentorum Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV