Zee Connect

Zee Connect is The Stupidest Talk Show, has faced numerous complaints from parents. One mom from Whogivesashit, AZ., complained that her 6 year-old daughter watched an episode of Zee Connect and went into an epileptic shock, causing her to fall into an 100 year coma. Another mom, from Idontgiveashit, TX., claims that "the black guy who's hat looks like Archie Andrews' pubes" had "T.V.-raped" her 13 year-old daughter. When her daughter was questioned as to why she was watching a show intended for the 8 and below age group, she simply stated that "Zee hypnotized" her into watching it, and that she was "extremely horny because the token black dude has mega-hot glasses". Zee has since removed the episodes that caused the two events ("Crazy Connect Sexy Dance Party" and "Zee Connect with Yo Pokémon"). Zee Connect has also caused several events once thought physically impossible such as floating balls, men who watch MLP being straight, and Ash Ketchum & Sailor Moon telling the truth.
== Hosts ==
* Pallavi Bitch, A Stupid Host of this Talk Show
* Shazamhollyshit Khera, Another Host
* Motu Patlu, Retired Hosts of this show
* N, the first Robot
* J, The second Robot
* V, The Third and Final Robot
== Episode ==
=== Bowser Connect ===
Bowser goes to Zee Connect, And Pallavi Say “Stupid Video Game Monster!, But How did You Go to this?”
=== Serial Designation’s ===
Serial Designations N, J & V Goes to This Show Room!!! OOOOOH NOOOOOO.
=== Masala ===
Only Shazamhollyshit Khera Will Win the “Best TV Presenter”
=== Diwali With Motu Patlu! ===
Pallavi & Shazamhollyshit Will Celebrating Diwali With Motu & Patlu
=== PROTOGEN TIME!!! ===
PROTOGEN TIME!!!PROTOGEN TIME!!!PROTOGEN TIME!!!PROTOGEN TIME!!!PROTOGEN TIME!!!, Wil Proto See This
== Zee Also ==
* Waluigi
* Sony Wah
* Motu Patlu
* India
* Squadala Empire (Middle East)
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