Unikitty! Parody Uniburger Hype "Spongebob Squarepants Crossover"

[Episode starts with the Happy Burger. Inside, it is dirty and covered in cobwebs. Master Frown is seen covered in dust and cobwebs. He blows the dust off himself. Unikitty dusts off a cobweb off a table with a feather duster. A spider comes down and makes a new web. Unikitty dusts it off again, but the spider comes back and makes another one. Mr. Happy is seen covered in dust against the wall. He sneezes the dust off.]
Mr. Happy: Ah-ah-achoo! [sighs] 36 days without a customer.
Theodore: [slowly crawls towards the Happy Burger] So... hungry...
Unikitty: Ah! Mr. Happy, a customer!
Mr. Happy: Ah! [He squeals in delight, revealing a spider web growing in his mouth. A spider crawls all over it]
Theodore: No food... 3 days...
Mr. Happy: Hold on, me bucko! Food's on the way! [He is about to call into the kitchen, but then has a second thought] Uhh... You got money, right?
Theodore: Yeah...
Mr. Happy: Unikitty! Bring this guy some grub before he keels over!
Unikitty: [offers him food] Here you go, sir.
Theodore: Oh. Uniburgers, huh?
Mr. Happy: Finest all over Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Theodore: Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizzazz?
Mr. Happy: Huh?
Theodore: Look at this place. [the inside of the Happy Burger is all old and worn out] I mean, what is the theme here? A happy place? It's boring! [He turns and crawls away] Food! Water! Atmosphere!
Mr. Happy: Nobody goes to a restaurant for atmosphere. [runs to the door] They go for food! [he looks out the door as Kickflip and Brennan Gerry see each other on the street]
Kickflip: Hey, Brennan Gerry!
Brennan Gerry: Kickflip! Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Burger?
Kickflip: Nah, let's go to the Hot Dog Shack. They've got a talking dog!
Brennan Gerry: [runs off with Kickflip] Great! Say, what's a dog?
Mr. Happy: [Gasps] Money walking! I need to think up a gimmick like that to bring people back in here!
Unikitty: [taps Mr. Happy's back] I have an idea! [pushes Unikitty behind him]
Mr. Happy: Wait! I've got an idea! [Cut to outside the Happy Burger, where a marching band plays, and a crowd gathers around Mr. Happy] ...And so ladies and gentlemen, be sure to buy plenty of Uniburgers as I bury myself alive! [Everyone cheers and confetti shoots up from the ground as Mr. Happy wields a shovel. He digs a hole, and then hops into it] No free refills. [scene cuts. Then, he pats the dirt in around him, leaving himself underground with no trace of him. FeeBee runs up to on top of where Mr. Happy was buried]
FeeBee: Hey, everyone, listen! [the music stops] The talking dog at the Hot Dog Shack is singing! Come on!
[She motions for everyone to follow, and they do, leaving Mr. Happy alone, under the ground. Cut to the inside of the Happy Burger, where it has been cleaned out]
Unikitty: Mr. Happy, I have an idea! 
Mr. Happy: What am I going to do? If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business!
Unikitty: Mr. Happy, I have an idea! 
Mr. Happy: Why can't someone give me an idea?
Unikitty: Mr. Happy, I have an idea! 
Mr. Happy: [looks above] For crying out loud in Heaven, I need an idea!
[A divine light hits Mr. Happy, and Unikitty comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel]
Unikitty: [sings] Mr. Happy, I have an idea! 
Mr. Happy: What in the name of money are you waiting for, Unikitty? [grabs Unikitty, removing the angel costume] Tell me!
Unikitty: OK. Mr. Happy, Prepare yourself. Don't bother sitting down, because you'll just stand up when you see this! [makes a Pretty Uniburger] Ta-da! [Shows Mr. Happy a green Uniburger]
Mr. Happy: Oh man! That burger's spoiled!
[He knocks it off of the plate and onto the ground, where he burns it with a flame thrower. Once the fire is gone, Unikitty appears in a fire-retardant suit]
Unikitty: [laughs] Mr. Happy, it's not tainted meat. It's painted meat [Fire once again overcomes her, and she emerges in regular clothing, with an artist's pallet in her paw. On the palette, Uniburgers lie in different colors] Pretty Uniburgers! Available in 6 designer colors.
[short pause then Mr. Happy laughs, and Unikitty looks broken-heartedly at her own creation]
Mr. Happy: Mr. Frown! Come look!
[Master Frown walks up, smiling mockingly]
Mr. Happy: [jokingly] Don't that look appetizing?
Master Frown: Mmm, mmm. Good, sir.
[Both laughing]
Mr. Happy: Wait! Gimme an orange Uniburger... with extra purple!
[Master Frown laughs]
Mr. Happy: What's next? [holds up a milkshake cup with sequins and encrusted into it] Sequin milkshakes?
Master Frown: [holds up a French fry with a bow-tie on] Bow-tie French fries?
Unikitty: [Welding with tears] No!
[Master Frown and Mr. Happy dance mockingly while chanting "Pretty Uniburgers"]
Unikitty: [Crying] Stop it! [Unikitty becomes indignant] I know this is a good idea. I'll show you! I'll... I'll... I'll open my own restaurant! [She runs out of the Happy Burger] You'll see!
[Master Frown and Mr. Happy look at each other, then they continue laughing. Cut to Unikitty's castle]
Unikitty: [angrily approaches an angry Puppycorn] Hey, Puppycorn, are you angry, too?
Puppycorn: Yeah.
Unikitty: What's the matter?
Puppycorn: I can't see my forehead. What's your problem?
Unikitty: I have a good idea, and no one else thinks so.
Puppycorn: [no longer angry, and a cord appears from his shorts] Me too. [he pulls the cord, causing his shorts to inflate and lift into the air a few feet. Puppycorn is floating upside-down] Inflatable pants! Dr. Fox's new invention it was my idea, What's your idea?
Unikitty: I'm gonna open up a restaurant and sell Pretty Uniburgers!
Puppycorn: [his shorts explode, leaving him with only a piece of his shorts covering his crotch] Forget my dumb idea, that's great!
[Cut to later, where Unikitty has constructed a purple stand that says "Pretty Uniburgers." Puppycorn is behind a second one to the left of Unikitty that is brown and says "Pay Here"]
Unikitty: Are you ready for the big rush, Little bro? [Puppycorn looks down and pulls up his blue-and-white trunks and gives Unikitty the thumbs-up] Pretty soon those hungry customers will be lining up, because we are open. [She puts up an "Open" sign. Cut to her at the stand] I'm ready! [She is an adult with the same camera angling. She has glasses on, and brown hair. Her castle begins to disintegrate] I'm ready. [She is an old woman with a messy, gray hair. Her castle coughs and dies] I'm ready... [Her gravestone behind the stand says "R.I.P. I'M READY." There is a vacant spot where her castle previously was. Unikitty wakes up at the stand and sees that that was a dream] Puppycorn, how long have we been standing here?
Puppycorn: [looks at the sloppily-drawn crayon marks on his wrist made to look like a watch] Awww. I gotta draw a new battery for this. [scribbles on his wrist with a blue crayon]
Unikitty: What if Mr. Happy was right? Maybe my idea is dumb. [cries]
Puppycorn: Unikitty, sometimes, we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.
Unikitty: I'm scared.
Puppycorn: Then I'm going in for you! [gets into Unikitty's body. Then, Unikitty inflates like a puffer fish]
Puppycorn: Sorry. Stupid inflatable pants! [flies out of Unikitty and lands headfirst on the ground]
Unikitty: Did you find anything?
Puppycorn: Huh?
Wrecking Ball: [appears to the stand] Hey, do you sell food here?
[Unikitty and Puppycorn giggle, making Wrecking Ball feel awkward]
Unikitty: Yes, miss! We sell Pretty Uniburgers! [holds out a green Pretty Uniburger]
Wrecking Ball: That thing's green! [starts laughing hysterically] Green! [laughs some more]
Puppycorn: [laughs as well, but doesn't laugh hard at all] Green. [Unikitty cries]
Unikitty: Mr. Happy was right! What am I going to do with all these? [holds out the palette of Pretty Uniburgers]
Wrecking Ball: [Stops laughing] Hey, is that one red? Red is my favorite color! [She tries it] This isn't half bad! Hey, world! "Pretty Uniburgers" is the best idea ever! [Unikitty and Puppycorn are elated]
[Cut to Mr. Happy in his office, eating popcorn and watching a movie, crying. A spider dangling from its web cries as well]
Rick's Wife: [On TV] Oh, Rick, how could you? Together we were one.
Rick: [On TV] That was before. But now, I'm splitting us up.
[Onscreen, colored bars appears on the screen. All of a sudden, it turns to a Unikitty News emergency broadcast. A male minifigure News Anchor talks at a desk. Behind him is a bamboo screen showing a crowd of Unikingdom citizens cheering]
News Anchor: We interrupt this program to bring you a special news announcement! This wild crowd behind me is screaming for Unikingdom's latest culinary sensation. Let's take a listen.
All: [Chanting] Pretty Uniburgers! Pretty Uniburgers!
Mr. Happy: Pretty Uniburgers? [The spider comes down and steal Mr. Happy's popcorn]
News Anchor: It's easy to see Pretty Uniburgers are popular, but what is it about them that drives the Unikingdom feeders wild?
Penny, Q.T. And Green Mom: They match our purses! [show their purses]
Scottish Man: [with Scottish accent, kilt, and bagpipe] They remind me of home. [holds up a plaid Pretty Uniburger]
Hawkodile: [runs up] Pretty Uniburgers rule! [flexes his muscles]
Dr. Fox: These Pretty Uniburgers are delicious!
Puppycorn: So awesome!
Richard: Are cool and fantastic!
Anchor: Mrs. Unikitty, how do you explain all this success?
Unikitty: Uhhh... I don't know.
Mr. Happy: How can you make money with such a stupid idea?
News Anchor: [the TV background has money falling] And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?
Unikitty: [laughs] At first we didn't know what to do with all the money. We tried burying it... [Mr. Happy's eyestalks inflate] ...shredding it... [Mr. Happy's eyestalks inflate some more] ...and burning it. [Mr. Happy's eyestalks burst and fly around like a balloon with a hole in it as he screams] But in the end, we decided just to give it all away.
[Puppycorn is at his stand that now has a bamboo "$" and says "FREE MONEY." He hands a filled paper sack to Dino Dude]
Puppycorn: Come again, sir!
Dino Dude: I'm getting back in line! [runs off]
Mr. Happy: I don't believe it! [runs out of his office and across the dining area] I've got to see this for me self! [runs out the door and into Old Timey Mustache Man]
Old Timey Mustache Man: Hey! Watch it, buddy. I don't care how much you want your Pretty Uniburger. You're gonna have to wait in line [shows Mr. Happy the very long line] like the rest of us.
Mr. Happy: I've never had a line.
[At Unikitty's stand, the "Now Serving" sign flips to 46,853]
Unikitty: Who's #46,853?
[An enormous amount of people surround them and they simultaneously declare themselves as #46,853. Mr. Happy makes his way to the front of the line]
Mr. Happy: [surprised] I never had 46,853 customers.
Unikitty: [hands a pink Pretty Uniburger to an Doom Lord called Master Pain] Here you are, ma'am. Stay pretty. [laughing]
Master Pain: Hmmm delicious, Now let's cause pain!
Unikitty: All right. Good luck [notices Mr. Happy] Mr. Happy is that you? Isn't this great, Mr. Happy? [Mr. Happy smiles nervously] The Pretty Uniburgers are a big hit.
Mr. Happy: They sure are, Unikitty. You're doing pretty well for yourself. I guess you've completely forgotten the Happy Burger.
Unikitty: No, sir, I haven't. Sometimes I really miss the old days back at the Happy Burger.
Mr. Happy: [gets an idea, then he smiles smugly] I bet you miss Master Frown... and the grill. And the crow's nest.
Unikitty: Yeah. Yeah! But do you know what I miss the most, Mr. Happy? [demonstrates rubbing two pickles together] That tiny squeaking sound you get when you rub two pickles together. You know what I mean, Mr. Happy?
Mr. Happy: Uhh... Yes. Yes, I do, Little kitty. Well, the Happy Burger's only a short walk away. Why don't you head on down. For old time's sake. [takes Unikitty's by the arm and starts to walk away, but Unikitty's arm expands and she just stays in the same place]
Unikitty: Oh, I can't leave, Mr. Happy. What about the stand?
Mr. Happy: Don't worry, Unikitty. I'll watch the stand for ye. [Unikitty retracts her arm]
Unikitty: You will?
Mr. Happy: No! I've got a better idea. I'll take this old roadside stand off your paws. For keeps. An in exchange, I'll give you the Happy Burger. With Master Frown, the grill, and all those squeaky pickles.
Unikitty: [In a trance] What did you say, Mr. Happy?
Mr. Happy: Here's the key to the Happy Burger. [gives Unikitty the key, which is composed of 2 letters HB and a ring] She's yours now.
Unikitty: [receives the key, while still in a trance] Thank you. What should I do now, Mr. Happy?
Mr. Happy: Run to her, Unikitty. She's waiting for ya.
Unikitty: I can't feel my legs, Mr. Happy.
Mr. Happy: Don't worry, Little kitty! I'll fix it! [grabs Unikitty and tosses her to the crowd] Get this to the Happy Burger on the double! Good luck, Unikitty!
Unikitty: [while crowd-surfing, Unikitty's surroundings turn into a pink sky with clouds] Dreams do come true. [gets thrown to the ground and happy sparkle matter pops out of her head]
[Unikitty floats up and kisses the building. She cheers in the dining area, kiss the floor, throw buns up into the air in the kitchen, laugh over the phone in Mr. Happy's office, and stand at the ordering cash register, the whole Happy Burger cleaned and refreshed. Cut back to the Pretty Uniburgers stand]
Mr. Happy: Ladies and gentlemen! "Pretty Uniburgers" is now under new management! [holds a green Pretty Uniburger] Who's next? [the crowd cheers]
[Cut to the Happy Burger]
Unikitty: I love this! Let's rub those pickles! [goes to the kitchen] This is amazing! [starts rubbing the pickles]
[Unikitty's castle is shown. It turns from night to dawn and the rooster crows everyone up. Cut to Mr. Happy at the stand beside Unikitty's castle. The "Free Money" stand has been disassembled]
Mr. Happy: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready...For me money. [the crowd gathers around him, all looking angry] Welcome to Pretty Uniburgers. May I take your money?
Rascal: [high-pitched voice] We want a refund, Mr. Happy! [crowd yelling in agreement]
Mr. Happy: [confused and scared as he turns his head three times] Who, huh, What?
Theodore: Your dumb Pretty Uniburgers turned my [shows his purple face and points at his face] face purple!
Scottish Man: [Scottish accent] Look what I got under my kilt! [raises his kilt to reveal a plaid body, and his white underwear]
Master Pain: [with pink eyes] That stupid Pretty Uniburger turned my eyes pink, I want my money right now! 
Kickflip: Look what your ridiculous Pretty Uniburgers did to my teeth! [shows her blue teeth] 
Cookie Guy, Ryott, And Dino Dude: And look at our tongues! [they show Mr. Happy their respective tongues: a yellow tongue, a speckled tongue and a normal-looking pink tongue]
Mr. Happy: [confused as he refers to Dino Dude's tongue while sweating] What's wrong with you?
Dino Dude: [turns off a light to reveal his tongue is glow-in-the-dark, and is pulsing green] We want our money back. All 46,853 of us! [turns the light back on, but Mr. Happy is nowhere to be seen]
Really Old Edith: Hey, Where'd he go?
[Cut to Mr. Happy screaming and running away]
Dainty: [with a green skin] There he is, He's escaping with our money!
FeeBee: [with colored dots on her face] Don't let him escape!!
Crowd: Get him! [crowd yelling, chases Mr. Happy, with a rainbow trailing behind them]
[Cut to Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Richard in the castle. Puppycorn has brown teeth, Dr. Fox has a striped colored body, Hawkodile is black and white and Richard is orange]
Richard: That Pretty Uniburger i ate turned my body orange. 
Puppycorn: This doesn't so bad, I have a beautiful teeth, May this be the new fashion!
Hawkodile: You're right, I have a cool body, And i can attack my enemies with this new appearance! [does fighting poses]
Dr. Fox: And i look good with his colored body! Maybe we should give this fashion a chance!
Puppycorn, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile: Yay! [sparkle matter pops out of their heads]
Richard: ¨[sighs]
[Cut to Mr. Happy]
Mr. Happy: [panting...]" Oof! "[slams on the Happy Burger door but it's locked] My key! [checks his pocket for the key but it's not there] Where's my key?! [recalls he gave it to Unikitty] Unikitty! [he quickly bangs the door to get Unikitty's attention] Unikitty, let me in! [inside the Happy Burger. Unikitty is too busy happily rubbing the two pickles together, making a squeaking sound] Unikitty! Unikitty! [Mr. Happy tries to get Unikitty's attention from outside] Unikitty! Let me in! [Unikitty cannot hear due to her pickle-squeaking. Mr. Happy screams as he is chased left and right by the mob, still vainly yelling for Unikitty's attention. Crowd yelling] Unikitty!
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