Krillanon

Krillanon is the 4th episode of NKC's 2nd season, written by Locknloaded23. It released January 25th, 2022. 
==Plot==
Plankton sucks Squidward into his insane conspiracy theories.
==Script==
Narrator: Previously, on New Kelp City:
Squidward: Hey, I'm just wondering… 
Plankton: Didn't I tell you to scram?
Squidward: Oh, yeah, but I just wanted to ask, since I am a little curious… What are these forums saying anyway?
Plankton: Get ready to have your mind blown.
(Squidward begins reading with Plankton)
Narrator: and now, the next episode of New Kelp City.
(Cut to Squidward and Plankton on the computer)
Plankton: Squidward, am I glad you were willing to open your eyes to the stupid fucking bullshit that the government is trying to hide from us. 
Squidward: I'm just curious is all. I've heard these conspiracies before, but never went out of my way to research it. 
Plankton: You came to the right man.
Squidward: Weren't you just doing this to make fun of them anyway?
Plankton: Listen, I'll be frank, I was lying out my ass.
Squidward: Yeah, I figured.
Plankton: Right now, I am reading up on the lie of the shape of the Earth. 
Squidward: That it's flat?
Plankton: Precisely! And check this: (tilts computer towards Squidward) Vaccines are harmful to your body!
Squidward: What? That's total malarkey.
Plankton: That's what I said too! Until I researched it myself, and I was shocked at what I found was inside those things. (Whispering to Squidward) Unborn fetuses.
(Squidward stumbles backwards in shock and vomits all over the carpet)
Squidward: Uh… Sorry.
Plankton: It's fine, I ain't cleaning that. And on the topic of vaccines… people who get vaccinated against the diseases will still end up getting them anyway! Doesn't that strike you as odd?
Squidward: I mean, I guess.
Plankton: Still not on my side?
Squidward: This whole thing just seems too… wackjob for me.
Plankton: C’moooooon, stick around.
Squidward: I really shouldn’t-
Plankton: You know you want to.
Squidward: But I-
Plankton: Stop lying to yourself.
Squidward: (Ponders a bit before sighing) alright, I’ll bite the damn bullet.
Plankton: Right choice, my friend.
(Squidward hesitantly slouches in front of the computer)
Squidward: So… What’re you looking at this time? I mean, from the 10 seconds I wasn’t at the computer.
Plankton: You see, some guy on this current forum I’m on suggested me to this other forum - I think they called it “Krillanon.”
Squidward: Krillanon? Sounds interesting. Let’s check it out.
(Plankton clicks on the link, and they are sent to a forum full of ultra-patriotic images and forum titles)
Plankton: Yeesh. Who the Hell designed this website?
Squidward: We should just get off this place now.
Plankton: No, wait- I see something labeled “info.”
(Plankton clicks on the link, and he begins reading)
Plankton: (Reading) “Welcome to Krillanon, a forum dedicated to exposing the truth.” 
Squidward: Well, it's managed to catch MY interest, I dunno about you.
Plankton: (Continuing reading) “The government is tricking the stupid and uneducated masses, and it’s time we rise up. The last election for president of Bikini Bottom? Total fraud.”
Squidward: Now, that’s so ridiculous. Who buys into this crap?
Plankton: Me. Now let me read the rest - maybe there’s something in there. (Continues to read) “If you actually take a moment to read the ballots for the election, it doesn’t add up at all. Rampant voter fraud has ensured that the neptune-chosen president, President Mollusk, does not assume position in office. Welcome to Krillanon, a forum dedicated to exposing the truth.”
Squidward: Holy shit - I fucking KNEW something was a little fishy about the election! Holy shit! It’s so obvious!
Plankton: I can’t believe this- this makes too much sense! Holy shit, we gotta read more.
(The 2 begin reading up more and more, until Squidward is an unkempt mess)
Squidward: This. Was. Eye-opening.
Plankton: You said it! God damn, I can’t believe they’d lie about something so big.
Squidward: Those bastards!
Plankton: God, what time even is it?
Squidward: (checks watch) …4:27 AM.
Plankton: Oh shit, we’ve been reading for that fucking long?
Squidward: seems so. Well, time well spent right?
Plankton: Exactly! Except, I’m really hungry.
Squidward: Well, it technically is morning. I’m gonna go eat some Kelp-o.
Plankton: But the milk is expired.
(Cut to Squidward in the kitchen with a bowl of cereal)
Squidward: (glances at cereal, sighs) shit.
(Fade to Rex at his own house;  he is sitting on his rocking chair, with stoic eyes and cracked lips)
Rex: One week. That’s all! Just one week. You can do it, Rex. One week without cocaine. Just one week. The rehab guy said you can do it. Hold in there, buddy. It’s just one week… one week.. One week. One week. One week. One week. One week. One week. One week. One week. One week.
(Fade into his mouth as he says this, where it is a pitch black void; Rex is seen doing multiple shots of cocaine, while “one week” is repeatedly chanted. After a while, Rex just screams, and the camera fades out of his house as the episode ends)
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