Clark McGillicutty

Orc, male, in a French chef's outfit with ripped sleeves and tattoos. First met during Missives From A Corpse, when he worked as a chef for the Dillahunts. Clark had been with the family for years and years. Clark told the adventurers that he had liked Barret's first wife, who had been human (unfortunately, humans don't live as long as dwarves), but said the second wife, a half elf named Lily, screamed. Clark called her a horrid woman. Clark noted that Lily never screamed at Regal, Barret's brother.
After the events of Missives From A Corpse, the Dillahunt family no longer employed any household staff. Clark moved to Kihf Fasti and started to work for Rajesh Pittaluga at the tea shop Nirvanalaxadon. Just prior to the events in Sons of Anarcrud, Clark started seeing Ida Smeaton and Hans Fessenden, and created a family with them. They all live at 97226 Rupanyup St. and, after the events of Sons of Anarcrud, so do their four children. 
 
A chef, Clark has domestic skills. He wears a French chef’s outfit with ripped arms (so muscly, doesn’t fit in sleeves). He prepared amazing rich person dishes for his former employer, Barret, who never minded how much Clark drank and used to drink with him, late at night. Barret, despite being murdered, was a pretty cool dude to Clark and left him quite a lot of money. Clark saw how Barret was hated by his second wife (who was sleeping with Barret’s brother) and his son (all three people killed Barret) and with them all in jail, the house had no need for a chef. A family chef, not a chef at a restaurant or for a hotel, Clark had been with them for years and years, and remembered Barret’s first wife, a human, who had been a lovely woman, and when the children had been small. He missed making food for the family that got along. He missed having a genuine family. No longer financially needing to work for another horrible woman like Lily, the second wife, he went to Kihf Fasti because with the cost of living there so low, he could basically retire and not have to work again. Save for the occasional odd job and perhaps paid donation… 
Just prior to the events in Sons of Anarcrud, Hans and Clark moved to Kihf Fasti and met Ida while Hans and Clark were donating at a fertility clinic. They all are here at the fertility clinic because they like the idea of new life. Tiny helpless beings that need love. Something to live for. They decide to try raising a family together, rather than doing the anonymous sperm donor thing. Hans is flattered because everyone in Paraa just saw him as a Fessenden, and the worst Fessenden actually, a failed poet mooching off his parents’ spa business. He moved here to Kihf Fasti for the lower cost of living and to try to make his own name for himself, where no one knows him as just the worst Fessenden who can’t even write good poetry and who shows up drunk at the house where he used to live but now it’s owned by a new couple. He used to pass out on Basel and Gheona (the people who bought his childhood home)’s couch, but since they had kids he’s felt less and less comfortable doing that, and no one in town will be his friend because his parents are their bosses. Clark is comfortable around rich people because Barret Dillahunt(his former boss, now deceased) and him were friends and they used to hang out, but then he had to leave b/c after Barret got murdered and his brother and son and wife went to jail for it, the house got sold and no longer needed a cook. So here he is starting again in Kihf Fasti, but that horrible family makes him long for a genuine family of his own. And Ida has been as wealthy as she could ever want for several years now, and is starting to get bored. She wants to have kids, but the problem is all these miners here in Kihf Fasti are grubby and gross. Clark and Hans are cultured or cultured-adjacent (Clark makes just the best h’orsdeurves, and Hans grew up pampered and wealthy and writes elegant poetry, and neither sees her as a malevolent land owner giving all her employees black lung to profit off of their suffering. Clark was pretty chummy with his psychic-investor-entrepreneur-boss. They would drink together sometimes late at night when no one else was around. Clark’s rough around the edges but extremely, extremely skilled as a chef and kind. Neither of these people is just using Ida for her money. They get to talking and they all genuinely like one another and decide to be a thruple to raise children together as a family, and have it be them versus the world, a team. It’s an odd match, possibly unique, but all three of them feels so much less lonely and ‘right’ in this arrangement. They’d each been missing a family; so let’s make one, they decided.). 
* Pronoun: he
* Voice traits: thick working class British accent
* Mannerisms that will help other DMs portray the character consistently: Happy-go-lucky, blunt and just slightly obtuse without leaning into stupidity.
* Age: early 30's in human equivalent 
* Height: Tall even for an orc
* Weight: very heavy, built densely with muscle and raw bulk
* Hair color: shaved head
* Skin color: clover green
* Eye color: black pearls, slightly reflective
* Example clothing	outfit worn: a French chef's outfit with torn sleeves and tattoos
* Traits: good at cooking, easy going 
* Ideal: work hard, do good work and help people by doing what you're best at.
* Flaw: drank a lot when he worked for the Dillahunts. 
* Family	members/Friends/People They Know: 
**used to be employed by Barret Dillahunt and knew the family. Some tangential connections to his former warband, The Tribe. Liked Barret Dillahunt (deceased) and his first wife (also deceased). Barret's new wife, Lily, not so much. 
***Spouses: Ida Smeaton and Hans Fessenden. 
****Children: four.
*****Tobias Ginn
* Social	class (poor, working class, wealthy): working class, a chef. He was paid well by the Dillahunts and has a small nest egg from selling the rotisserie. Now with Ida Smeaton, one of the wealthiest people in Kihf Fasti. 
* Where	do they live? First: Niqamui, Dillahunt Manor. Then: Kihf Fasti, with Ida Smeaton and Hans Fessenden. 
* Background: Used to be third in line to commanding his own Orcish warband but quit after a particularly troubling raid on a rival warband. Opened up a small open air rotisserie (named The Spit) specializing in game and eventually worked his way up in the word till Barret Dillahunt noticed him and invited him to become his personal chef. The money was too good to pass up so he closed up shop and went private. 
* List	of Adventures:
**Missives From A Corpse
**Sons of Anarcud
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