Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks is a Krakozhian airplane pilot who was responsible for most of the events between 1944 and 1982 and now is UnAmerica's last hope.
One time he was flying his planes, but George Volcano's birds flew into it. Fortunately, he was able to land in water and the plane survived. Unfortunately, it was in Somali territorial waters and Lindsey Stirling hijacked it. Fortunately, he got her to leave with tricky mind tricks. But then he was stuck on a plane with nothing but a volleyball to keep him company.
In 2015, he sang the song "I Really Really Really Really Really Like You" under the stage name "Carly Rae Jepsen".
He will prevent Kim Jong-un from nuking UnAmerica because everybody likes him.
In December, his multiple personalities take trips to the North Pole. One of them is a conductor on the Polar Express, but on the Lolita Express, he would only be a passenger.
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