Bowser Army Vs Dedede Army

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==Cast==
Brandon Lorbes as Boom Boom Koopa
DH Films as Goomba
ZombieLicker as Kamek
WoodenHornets as Petey Piranha
SuperThingsonCups as Bowser Jr.
Adam/Pool as Bowser
RandomBronyWhovian as Waddle Dee
Fel as Waddle Doo
TheSuperPlushyBros as Bonkers
Frenzy as Fire Lion
Emo Owl as Meta Knight
Froggy as King Dedede
== Lyrics ==
=== Bowser's Army: ===
Boom Boom:
Heard these fags were stepping up to my peeps so I decide to drop by
Name's Boom Boom Koopa, ready to make all of you cry
Goomba:
You couldn't stomp on me if you wanted to, weak fucks
When it comes to you fighting Kirby, you surely suck
Kamek:
HAHAHA! Gonna cast a spell to make my raps so dope
King Koopa will stand proud to us, you will lose all your hopes
Petey:
Getting hungry for you marshmellows, better get out while you can
But it'll be the end to your funerals when you come face us like "men"
Bowser Jr:
Let me give you a makeover with my magic paintbrush
You guys cause no harm, you're just a bunch of chumps
Bowser:
Dreamland is what you rule? Makes me want to yack
Alright guys, let's finish em, KOOPA PACK ATTACK!
=== Dedede Army: ===
Waddle Dee:
We're fighting a Star Warrior, you guys get beat by a plumber
Kidnapping princesses is old, you guys are complete bummers
Waddle Doo:
A rejected Koopa, mushroom with no hands, a wizard and retard plant
Don't think you can beat us because really, you can't
Bonkers:
We come from Nightmare Enterprises, we're like payed Hitmen
We'll show you our true power, now who's the chicken?
Fire Lion:
You guys will burn alive, it'll hurt more than a fire flower
Ripping your guts for dinner, you'll live for a few hours
Meta Knight:
I shall cut down the bridge to make you guys fall to your doom
Don't fret, it's not like you were gonna get another good game soon
King Dedede:
I'll show Peach an extra D no one has ever seen before
Bowser why'd you hire these guys? Were you lonely and bored?
=== Bowser Army: ===
(Kamek) Its time we boost things up (Goomba) Time we finally kick some ass
(Boom Boom) I'll smash you to the ground, you'll need more than a cast
(Petey Piranha) You guys gotta work out (Bowser) You're nothing but puff balls
(Bowser Jr) What'll you do? Use umbrellas? (Goomba) We're the best minions of all
(Bowser) Coming in fierce (Kamek) Fucking queers (Bowser Jr) Time to charge in quick
(Petey Piranha) The fuck is a Waddle Dee? (Boom Boom) Sounds like my dick
(Bowser Jr) We're the fiercest army that the Mushroom Kingdom ever saw
(Bowser) Guess what Dedede, there's a D you don't got (Goomba) Ha! I get! Good one boss
=== Dedede Army: ===
(Waddle Dee) We'll crush you like a Warp Star, send you flying out
Like Dyna Blade, we attack to keep out douches around
(Waddle Doo) Why kidnap Toads? (Meta Knight) Such fools you must be
(Bonkers) Mario killed Bowser many times (Dedede) How are you living?
(Fire Lion) Every level is just repeditive and just frustrating
Not to mention Hotel Mario (Waddle Doo) A game that everyone hated
(Waddle Dee) Its not just parasols (Meta Knight) Its swords (Fire Lion) Fire (Bonkers) And hammers
(Dedede) Bow down to Dedede, Koopa, show yourself some manners
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/bowser-army-vs-dedede-army-gaming-all-star-rap-battles-season-2
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w98JjNbs9Fg
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Bowser Army
Dedede Army
</poll>