Roller Stakes of Joy

Guest: Lucy Lawless
musical guest: Sara Bareilles
== Quotes ==
Erica: (humming) Hey, I'm so sorry for running late, guys 
Corey: you what?
Erica: sorry, only kidding
Ryan: hey, what’s the scoop?
Erica: LHFB, also known as The Lake Hoohaw Funky Band are scheduled as the comic book's musical guests, but their act is cancelled
Ryan: wait, i mean, who wrote this episode?
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: welcome to Kablam! Oh. I see we have a dog of very little bring in the audience. Aww. Just kidding!
Ryan: wolf, wolf, where are you?
Henry: we've got a good show lined up for you today. We have a couple of cartoons, and special musical guests The Lake Hoohaw Funky Band. Whoops, scratch the record tape, our musical guest on our show for today is, Sara Bareilles (Hears June screaming)
Holly: Well, Sleeping Beauty's finally up.
Simon: Nice dome. You're almost as ugly as a caveman
June: (enters without her blue hair) How dare you.
Henry: How dare I? I was at the shooting range and left in my earplugs. 
Corey: Did I hear someone say "How dare l"?
June: Hansky, how could you?
Henry: How could I? What do you mean How could I?
Kayla: It's OK, you don't look like a caveman
June: How can I go to school with no hair?
Declan: Already got you covered, kid. 
Kayla: We got Wigs, not just any wigs. 
Holly: These are styled after our most revered Republican first ladies. 
Simon: Or celebrities. So stay tuned.
Corey: Those are terrible, most girls have to go through chemo to get a wig this nice.
June: Do me a favour. Stay out of my life.
Henry: that’s all settled, let’s watch our first cartoon (turns the page)
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape #812: Rollerskate.
End
Erica: now it’s time to join the fun and play in the playground, see the robin and lark cleaning their lovely nest, well, how about dreaming on the grass and have a fine rest? Come along, feel free to be happy, you and me, everybody! Swing along and sing a nice song
Gerald and Lucy: It's a lovely brand new day
Time to wake up, time to play
Noon time, lunch time, sun is high 
Lunch and a nap –the hours fly
Afternoon- it's time for friends 
Having fun that never ends
Evening comes, the sun goes down 
Now it's bath and supper time
The sky is dark the stars are bright 
Now it's time to say goodnight
Female narrator: now it's... Afternoon 
Gerald and Lucy:  The sun has slowly begun to set 
But night time hasn't arrived just yet 
It's that special time of day 
When I can relax or play
I can go out to the park 
Watch the Robin and the lark 
While they're cleaning up their nest 
With very little time to rest
I can walk down by the stream 
Lay down on the grass and dream 
Run and hide behind a tree 
One two three- can you see me?
In the afternoon I'm free 
Happy time for you and me 
So much to see so much to do 
Happy time for me and you
In the playground there's a swing 
Where I sit and swing and sing 
Up and up now look at me 
I can reach the canopy!
The carousel spins round and round 
My feet can hardly touch the ground 
Whizzing down a winding slide 
Take my bicycle for a ride
In the afternoon I'm free 
Happy time for you and me 
So much to see so much to do 
Happy time for me and you 
It's afternoon..afternoon 
It's afternoon.. 
La la la la..it's afternoon 
La la la la..afternoon 
It's afternoon Afternoon..
Declan: This is a fishbowl, and there is a goldfish swimming peacefully
Simon: Do you like American singer, songwriter, and pianist Sara Bareilles?
Ryan: well then, let’s make some noise for our musical guest
Declan, Simon and Ryan: Sara Bareilles!
(audience cheering)
Sara Bareilles: Head underwater
And they tell me
To breathe easy for a while
Breathing gets harder, even I know that
Made room for me It's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands
I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's
Make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin'
I'ma need a better reason
To write you a love song
Today, today, yeah
I learned the hard way
That they all say
Things you want to hear
My heavy heart sinks deep down under
You and your twisted words
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convince me to please you
Make me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you alove song
'Cause you tell me it's
Make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin'
I'ma need a better reason
To write you a love song
Today
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one,
You see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's
Make or breaking this
Is that why you wanted a love song?
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's
Make or breaking this
Or you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that
There's a reason to write you a love song
Today, today
June: That’s all the time we have! And there is lots of love from our musical guest 
Henry: Sara Bareilles!
June: And I really hate to do it, 'cause having a slumber party with us have been one of America's legend...
Henry & June: ...Lucy Lawless!
June: Until we meet again, on the screen or in person, good-bye, good luck and may the good girls take a likin' to you.
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