Skeens kidnaps Happy Gilmore and melts him down to meat and gets grounded

== Plot ==
Happy Gilmore is a hockey player turned golfer.
== Cast ==
Skeens and Chopper: Brian
Happy Gilmore and Chopper: Eric
Forge: Young Guy
PTR and Chopper: Dave
Craig Skeens: Simon
Shooter's dad: Dallas
Shooter and Chopper: Paul
Madame Gasket: Wiseguy
Skeens' dad's angry voice, Shooter's dad's angry voice and Madame Gasket's angry voice: Scary Voice
== Transcript ==
(in the park, Skeens was walking by and Shooter is crying)
Skeens: Shooter, what's the matter?
Shooter: Happy is destroying golf and he is winning over Virginia, even worse, he got me beaten up by his boss and he got me arrested for stealing his jacket.
Skeens: I have an idea, let's kidnap Happy and melt him down to meat.
Shooter: Let's go!
(At Happy's grandma's house)
Happy: I am so happy about my Subway commercials.
Shooter: GILMORE!
Skeens: You are in trouble, because you got Shooter arrested by the police and beaten by your boss.
Happy: So What! Shooter told Virginia that I will play as the ball lies.
Shooter: That's it, we're giving you a punishment! And who's behind us?!
Happy: What?! Who's behind you?!
Skeens: Phineas T. Ratchet! 
Happy: Phineas T. Ratchet! Oh no! Not Phineas T. Ratchet from Robots!
Ratchet: Skeens and Shooter brought me here to help them and we're going to kidnap you and take you to my house to melt you down into meat for getting Shooter arrested for stealing your jacket! 
Happy: NO NO NO NO NO! Please! Don't do that! Don't kidnap me! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ratchet: Too bad! Me, Skeens and Shooter are going to take you to my house right now! Come with us!
Skeens: Yeah, you heard what Ratchet said!
Shooter: Come with us!
Ratchet, Skeens and Shooter picked up Happy, and carried him around the town. Happy was kicking and screaming.
Happy: RATCHET, SKEENS, SHOOTER, LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Ratchet: No, we won't let you go! You have gotten Shooter arrested for stealing your jacket! Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!
Skeens: And you also deserve it! 
Then Ratchet, Skeens and Shooter arrived in the Chop Shop. 
Ratchet: Now let's place Happy on the conveyer belt! 
Skeens: Yeah, let's do it!
Ratchet, Shooter and Skeens carried Rosie up onto the conveyer belt, and they placed Rosie on the conveyer belt.
Skeens: And stay there! 
Ratchet: Time to die, Happy!
Shooter: Yeah! Say goodbye, Happy! 
Then Happy was conveyed towards the Choppers.
Ratchet: Choppers! Chop him! Shred him to pieces!
Choppers including Forge: Yes sir!
Happy: (in Kidaroo voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO! 
Skeens: That's right, Choppers!
Shooter: Shred him to pieces!
The Choppers began to shred Happy to pieces.
Happy: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Then Happy was in pieces, and then all the remains of Happy were conveyed towards the furnace.
Skeens: Ha ha ha! That's right! Into the furnace you go! 
Shooter: Yeah, Happy will be meat for good!
The remains of Happy Gilmore went inside the furnace, and then they were melted down... INTO MEAT! Then some meat products including steak were conveyed out of the processing tube, and Ratchet, Skeens and Shooter looked at some meat products. Then Ratchet, Skeens and Shooter cheered.
Ratchet: Yay! Happy is dead for good!
Skeens: Yay! No more Happy!
Shooter: Yeah, that's what he gets for making a getting in my way by bringing more younger people!
Ratchet: Now everyone can celebrate and eat meat! Now Happy won't be making money in any golf tournament ever again.
Skeens: Yeah, he won't make money by playing in golf tournaments anymore! 
Ratchet: Let's eat some meat!
So Ratchet, Skeens and Shooter ate some meat, and soon there were no more meat left. Then Ratchet, Skeens and Shooter shook hands.
Skeens: Thanks for your help, Ratchet!
(We see Skeens' dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Skeens' dad: (Scary voice) Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, get over here right now!
(We see Shooter's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Shooter's dad: (Scary voice) Shooter, Shooter, Shooter, Shooter, Shooter, get over here right now!
(We see Madame Gasket angry with a firey background surrounding her)
Madame Gasket: (Scary voice) Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, get over here right now!
Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' dad was furious with Skeens.
Skeens' dad: Greg, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Happy Gilmore and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!
Skeens: But dad, Happy deserves it for making a getting Shooter arrested for stealing his jacket!
Skeens' dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Happy and melt him down into meat! Now Happy's grandma reacted to her grandson's death, because of you! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Shooter's house, Shooter's dad was furious with Shooter.
Shooter's dad: Shooter, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Happy and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!
Shooter: But dad, Rosie deserves it for getting me arrested for stealing his jacket!
Shooter's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Happy and melt him down into meat! Now Happy's grandma reacted to her grandson's death, because of you! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV and you're banned from being on PGA Tour! Go to your room right now!
Shooter went to his room, crying.
Shooter: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket was furious with Ratchet.  
Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you have Skeens and Shooter McGavin to kidnap Happy Gilmore and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!
Ratchet: But mom, Happy deserves it for making a getting Shooter arrested for stealing his jacket!
Madame Gasket: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Happy and melt him down into meat! Now Happy's grandma reacted to her grandson's death, because of you! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!
Ratchet went to his room, crying.
Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Category:Skeens' grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff