モノノケミステリヰ (Mononoke Mystery)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
『にらめっこしましょ･･･』 	“niramekko shimasho..” 	“Let’s have a staring contest”
 	 	
泣いたら負けよ　っの気 	naitara make yo mokkekke no ki 	You cry you lose, mokkeke and keWordplay on a Japanese staring contest-like game cue, “You laugh you lose, appupu and pu” making the last bit of random sounds similar to mononoke.
 	 	
君の影が伸びる頃　辺り切ないえげつない 	kimi no kage ga nobiru koro atari setsunai egetsunai 	About around the time when your shadow grows tall, you’re alone, how awful
無垢なをかし　だがしかし可笑しい　しし 	muku na wappa o kadowakashi da ga shikashi okashii ayakashi nogashi	Bewitching innocent younglings, yet how amusing, the monsters manage to escape
名画座あたり訪ねりゃ最前列に居るという 	meigazaatari tazunerya saizenretsu ni iru to iu 	A detective can usually be found in the front rows of movie houses
学ランで神楽坂　走れ少年探偵 	gakuran de kagurazaka hashire shounen tantei 	So run, young detective boy, in your school uniform, up the Kagura hill
 	 	
――拝啓探偵さま。事件です―― 	――haikei tantei-sama. jiken desu―― 	――Dear Mr. Detective. There has been an incident――
さあ怪奇の幕開けよ 	saa kiteretsu kaiki no makuake yo 	Now let the eerie mystery show begin
 	 	
うらうらうらうらうらうらおもてか？ 	ura ura ura ura ura ura omote ka? 	Flip flip flip flip flip flipped right-side up?
うらうらうらうらおもてかうらか 	ura ura ura ura omote ka ura ka 	Is it flip flip flip flip flip flipped right-side or upside down
うらうらうらうらうらうらおもてか？ 	ura ura ura ura ura ura omote ka? 	Flip flip flip flip flip flipped right-side up?
咲け咲けそら裂け　どんでん返し 	sake sake sora sake dondengaeshi 	Bloom, bloom, bloom away, then turn the tables around
 	 	
恐れソレソレや 	osore soresore ya tsuku monogatari 	Those 99 stories are oh so, so terrifying
さて吟味吟味おねだりチヨコレエト 	sate ginmi ginmi onedari chiyokoreeto 	Now then, to begin the investigation gimme gimme chocolat
怪奇町バケモノ巡り 『よいしょ』 	kaikichou bakemono meguri “yoisho” 	Monsters lurk in the mystery town “whoop”
カラリンコロリンカンコロリンで 	kararin kororin kankororin de 	With a ding dong, ring-a-ring,
『やんややんや』 	“yanya yanya” 	“chitter chatter”
モノノケミステリヰ 	mononoke misuteriwi 	Mononoke mystery
 	 	
しゃばだば 	shabadaba 	Shaba daba
 	 	
今に落ちるぞさくらんぼ　異界落ちれば錯乱を 	ima ni ochiru zo sakuranbo kotokai ochireba sakuran o 	The cherry is about about fall and will create chaos once it slips into the underworld
鬼とあやとりしちゃダメ　キミはだれ？「おいで」どこへ？ 「内緒」 	oni to ayatori shicha dame kimi wa dare? "oide" doko e? "naisho" 	Don’t play cat’s cradle with the demons. Who are you? “Come with me” Where? “It’s a surprise”
堂々巡り目くらまし 	doudoumeguri mekuramashi 	Going around in circles, we’re blinded again
憂いあれども備えなし　起きろ少年探偵 	ureiaredo mo sonae nashi okiro shounen tantei 	No preparation, only worries, rise and shine young detective boyThey flipped the order of a famous saying that originally means ”If you prepare, you’ll have nothing to worry about.”
 	 	
モノノケ数え唄 	matazoro mononoke kazoeuta 	Again, the mononoke counting song plays
下駄を鳴らしテキレキ　いざエロイムエッサッサ 	geta o narashi tekireki iza eroimuessassa 	Sound those wooden sandals making things shine brightly, now Elohim Essa saimWooden sandals are more specifically the traditional Japanese shoes worn in the music video called Geta & the last part is possibly a reference to “Elohim, Essaim I implore you.”
 	 	
恐れソレや　怪異ノ証明 	osore sore ya kaii no shoumei 	Fear is what proves the existence of paranormal things
あら駄目駄目障子穴覗いちゃやあよ 	ara dame dame shouji ana nozoicha yaayo 	Oh no, please don’t look through the shoji door holesShoji are wooden frame doors with paper covered windows.
曰くつき　バケモノづくし 『こらしょ』 	iwakutsuki bakemonozukushi “kora sho” 	Uncanny stories and places packed with monsters, “here we go”
あっちでもないや　こっちでもないや 	acchi demo nai ya kocchi demo nai ya 	That isn’t right, this isn’t it either
『なんやかんや』 	“nanyakanya” 	“In the end it’s a”
モノノケミステリヰ 	mononoke misuteriwi 	Mononoke mystery
 	 	
乱筆乱文　七不思議 	ranpitsu ranbun nanafushigi 	The 7 mysteries are written poorly and with bad handwriting
さあ啼け啼け歳経た 	saa nake nake toshi heta youbyouya 	Now cry, cry, you old fiend of a cat
　もうしませんことよ 	kagome kagome moushimasen koto yo 	Kagome kagome, promise not to do this againKagome kagome is a children’s game.
あびらのうんけんそわそわか 	abira no unken sowasowa ka 	a vi ra and hum kham svā svāhā"A,vi,ra,hūṃ,khaṃ, svāhā" seems to be a spell that heals wounds and/or keeps away bad things like demons. A,vi,ra,hūṃ,khaṃ are what make up the universe (earth, water, fire, wind, and sky) and svāhā means let there be good.
いけない遊びにまぜて 	ikenai asobi ni mazete 	Let me join in on the forbidden game
 	 	
『下世話世話世話』 	“gesewa sewa sewa” 	“Common sayings sayings sayings”
『下世話　御世話』 	“gesewa gosewa” 	“Common sayings, taking care of”
下世話世話世話 	gesewa sewa sewa 	Common sayings sayings sayings
 	 	
またね 	mata ne 	See you later
 	 	
恐れソレや九十九物語 	osore sore ya tsuku monogatari 	Those 99 stories are oh so terrifying
さて吟味吟味おねだりチヨコレエト 	sate ginmi ginmi onedari chiyokoreeto 	Now then, to start the investigation gimme gimme chocolat
怪奇町バケモノ巡り 『よいしょ』 	kaikichou bakemono meguri “yoisho” 	Monsters lurk in the mystery town “whoop”
カラリンコロリンカンコロリンで 	kararin kororin kankororin de 	With a ding dong, ring-a-ring,
『やんややんや』 	“yanya yanya” 	“chitter chatter”
モノノケミステリヰ 	mononoke misuteriwi 	Mononoke mystery
椅子取りミステリヰ 	isutori misuteriwi 	Musical chair mystery
 	 	
泣いたら負けよ　物怪っ怪 	naitara make yo mokkekke 	You cry you lose, mokkeke
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*モノノケミステリヰ (Mononoke Mystery) (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Magenetra - Translation source
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