Do's and Don'ts

==Publishers Summary==
Germaine gets specific instructions she needs to follow from her doctor.
==Transcript==
:Foamy
: Listen up. Since you have that weird little heart problem (aw, poor baby) i got a list of dos and don'ts from your overpaid doctor.
: Germaine
: Sarcastic
: Great
: Foamy
: Here's what you can't do. No running marathons, no roller coaster rides, no watching the cardiology channel, no vigorously picking your nose, no sky-diving, no train surfing on the top of subway cars, no gunfights, knifefights, or hand to hand combat with ninjas. No viewing of dissapointing sequels, *ahem matrix revolutions*, and under no circumstances may you partake in group orgies.
: Germaine
: Sarcastic
: No orgies? Oh, what's a girl to do?.......wait a second....did the doctor actually write "no group orgies"
: Foamy
: Yep, for some reason he's under the impression that you're some sort of perverted trollop.
: Germaine
: And how...may i ask....did he get that impression?
:Foamy
: Please, as far as he's concerned any woman who gets their nipples pierced is a damn whore....a damn whore!!!
:Germaine
: But my nipples aren't peirced.
: Feels her boobs and realizes that they are and then looks down her shirt and says.
: Germaine
: What the hell, when did that happen?
: Foamy
: See, this is what i mean...you don't know what's goin' on half the time. No orgies for you, ya damn nipple pierced freaky.....freak.s
: Germaine
: Elequent.
: Foamy
: Don't make me pull the plug on you!!!
: Germaine
: What plug....?
: Foamy
: This one! Ha!
: Germaine
: That's the plug to the toaster
: Foamy
: Aw man....i was makin' toast...it's all ruined now.
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