Mailmen

== General Information ==
Mailmen belong to a sect of Milkmanism known as Mailmanism. They are largely the same, but mailmen largely work as postmen instead of giving out milk, and are more religiously drawn to bread than milk. They also abstain from marijuana use and are generally less based. Also, as many of them work in government postal services, they are less able to freely practice their religion. They always yell "Mail for Ya!" in a chipper tune when they knock on the door. Unfortunately, they usually show up during inopportune times and are very annoying. There is also the Big Gay Balls incidents with YannyTord.
== Religion ==
Mailmen beliefs are similar to those of Milkmen, however the major differences are in their rituals. Mailmen believe that all mind altering substances are wrong to consume, and reject the use of Cannabis in rituals. They also do not believe that Greg is lactose Intolerant, and do not believe that he pooped for their sins (nor that the lactose intolerant are his chosen people). Instead, they believe that Bread was gifted to the Mesopotamians by Greg himself to kick start humanity's progress. As such, they exemplify bread distribution as charity. They also believe less in vows of poverty, explaining why many of them now work for the government to distribute letters and packages. Fatherhood is also a less important doctirne for Mailmen, as they do not often have affairs resulting in Children on the job. Overall, they are less based and a lot more normal.
== History ==
The mailmen separated from Milkmen around 2000 BCE, as milkmanism quietly spread to Egypt. In Egypt, some milkmen were highly involved in the courier service, and as such developed slightly separate practices due to this career. This eventually evolved into the religious differences between the two sects.
== Fun Facts ==
* Not everyone working for post offices are religiously 'Mailmen'; some (like Cleaveland Brown, who is suggested in Family Guy to be Christian) are able to be a multitude of religions.
* Mailmen are mostly right about the reality of WYSI, but some differences from Milkmen (such as not believing in Lactose Intolerant Greg doctrine) make them slightly incorrect.
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