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== The New Griffin ==
Lois becomes pregnant again with another girl.
== The Sounds of Metal ==
When the Griffins had a bad day, Stewie creates a robotic assistant called THX-56 to help them with their situations. But when Brian suspects she is stalking him and becoming self-aware and hell-bent on enslaving mankind, he tries to get her exposed before she can take over world.
Guest Starring: Dakota Fanning
== Stewie Griffin’s Day Off ==
Stewie decides to interpret his favorite 80's movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Little does he know, that his re-enactment of the film may be more chaotic than he expected it to be.
== The Purging Clam ==
While everyone is prepared for election day in Quahog, Rhode Island.
Brian (after a trip to the job fair) applied and was hired as a forensic photographer for the quahog police force. just then an announcement of the annual purging clam, after mysteriously elected by James woods and vice mayor Donald Trump. Everybody in Quahog was an uproar in outrage, because of Donald Trump as vice mayor. One night, after Brian Griffin clocked out for the day as a fornensic photographer, he suddenly hears an angry pimp across the street in an alley about to kill his hoe not paying her fine for sex resulting murdering by gunpoint. Brian was going to show it to the authorities. but a moment later, Brian spies on sexually happily-go-horny Glenn Quagmire walked from around the corner and into the aftermath doing some sexual-necrophilia activity on a dead hooker (off-scene) after being gunshot, thus an idea triggered for Brian to photobomb quagmire as a dead body necrophilia, sex offending, public enemy #1. So Brian photo bomb quagmire on a deceased hooker and photo shot him again on kicking a box of whimpering rescue puppies because Quagmire hates dogs. Next morning/ afternoon at the drunken clam Peter and the guys were having a drink while watching the news on last night that everyone knows quagmire is a sex rapist and dog abuser. While Quagmire is getting accused at by the feminist, social justice warriors, ASPCA and PETA Organization with boos and screams of shameful awe on Quagmire's actions/ allegations, Everyone and the news told Quagmire that the one who ever took the photo is Brian Griffin.
...resulting Quagmire enraged to murder Brian once and for all. But Peter confronted Quagmire wouldn't letting him kill his dog. so Peter and Quagmire started a heated argument and barking at each other while Brian escaped out of the drunken clam and ran back to the Griffin's house in order to make his way to escape into Mexico away from Quagmire. As result Quagmire was arrested and sent to prison for now.
Meanwhile Brian rushed up to Stewie to help him book immediate tickets out of quahog, Rhode island and downward to Mexico before the purge starts, But Stewie explains to Brian "that's out of the question. because, that James woods announced that the troops to sealed up Rhode island from Massachusetts and Connecticut for the purge night." Fortunately Stewie has better plans for him and Brian for the purging clam. Stewie gave Brian the battle armored suit to fight off Quagmire for the purging clam in quahog so they can put a stop James woods, Trump, and end the purging clam from regional expanding next year and keeping Peter Griffin and the rest of the family off James woods shit list "just like how Stewie has to deal with those FNAF monsters in his closet." (Cuts to breakdown with FNAF characters having cigarettes in the break room.) As the family, the town of quahog, and the tristate of New England board up houses while many go out to kill each other in anger, quagmire is in prison for the amount of minutes left before the purging clam waiting for the cell block let's them go out on a rampage on Rhode island but other fish to fry, like road killing the Griffin dog.
As hell wreak havoc over town, the family chooses either plans an escape out of quahog, Rhode island to avoid get shot off site of state between Massachusetts or Connecticut or under the Rhode island sewers and escape off sea of Atlantic ocean, or go fight off Mr woods and trump at the mayor's office to cancel future purges. As Stewie walks in with Brian all suited in 6ft robotic armor Chris Griffin mentions Brian and referenced ''that one underrated Warner Bros™ animated Saturday morning 90's show; road roavers." But besides the point no body gets, focusing on the purging clam however the purge must be cancelled forever by having James woods plus trump out of office thus rescue mayor wild west and place him back in office. As of Stewie negotiate and plotted out a seek/ survival/ rescue/ confronting mission on the purge, Brian has a problem to face with quagmire along the away so Stewie might help Brian while helping the family as much as helping Lois (as wanting to murder his mother and take over the earth.) Meanwhile outside, quagmire with a group of thugs demand them including Brian outside to be killed by his hands. as in refusal they would burst inside through the door and wreck havoc in the Griffin house. they snuck and escaped in the car out of the garage and through the town in continuation of the Purging clam. But ended up being blocked by a Purge Pride Parade and as Peter shouts "OH C'MON!"
they rushed out of the car and gone separate ways in the town avoiding deadly traps and pop culture references even references from the purge movie series hybrid with the hunger games and mad max movie series, trying to kill the Griffin's. Plus sponsorship by ads during the deadly event.
Later when they make it to the abandoned foreclosed building to hide, Lois devise a plan to distract the thugs as Meg was put in charge to watch Stewie and Brian.  Peter Chris and Lois left to go stop James woods and trump from extending the purging clam in other states. Meanwhile quagmire confronted Brian in his robot suit fight off meanwhile Stewie battles out the other thugs. Later Brian's suits unknowingly over heated and exploded and injured both Brian and quagmire. Quagmire chased Brian up the roof and threats to tell him to jump to his death or get shot by quagmire at gun point. But Rather Brian instead negotiated Quagmire about how awful Quagmire himself he is than Brian, But quagmire Angrily refused to except who he is he can't hide. So in frustration he tempt to pull the trigger toward Brian but interrupted rescue by Stewie Griffin by an explosive karate door kick through quagmire and called up an oncoming uber helicopter to town Hall to rendezvous with lois, Peter and Chris. Quagmire wasn't down and out till he gets his bear hands on Brian so he hijacked another oncoming helicopter and went after them to town Hall.
James woods and Trump watch over as havoc of the purge escalates from town Hall, keeping wild west in hostage. as the Griffin family arrive to stop the purging clam James woods explained the reason why he returned from the grave for a second chance by dealing with the devil while later teaming up with Donald Trump.
Soon as they planned to expand the purge every year all over the world, so they would worship James woods as the global dictator to rebuild society as his face all over the earth which is World war III comparison. As the Griffin's plan to stop them they were trapped in some cage the two real problem of theirs settled up for them (like lab rats in a cage) after Brian and Stewie also barged into the office to save their family James woods transformed into a devil version of himself killing trump and willing to murder the two trying to save the caged Griffin's, and wild west but quagmire comes in by a weaponry helicopter trying to target Brian and tempt to open fire but roughly devil James woods flew up and knocked the helicopter off the sky as quagmire falls and injured in the vandalize and burnt flaming mayor's office.
After Stewie releases the Griffin family, devil James woods captures for a baby sacrifice but Peter tries to reason with James not to kill his son but denied and tempted to but look who comes to the rescue none other than mayor wild west with a double barrel shot gun *referencing a scene from evil dead/ army of darkness* after being rescued by Brian. As west fights off devil, Brian was ambushed by Quagmire for one last fight.
The only way to end the mass chaos is to make a sacrifice as Peter thought so he threw Meg in the firey portal to hell and devil woods was devastated and in defeat he was sent back to hell. All is well for wild west the Griffin's but except both Brian and Quagmire yet they were broken up in the fight.
Now all Brian has to do is to apologize to Quagmire for the photo on the news, but quagmire wants to HATE Brian to death... Literally. so, he pulls out his gun at Brian. But as Peter tries to confront in defensive of Brian, quagmire told everyone to get back. All tied up in the chairs quagmire explains clearly for wasted hours during the purge why he hates Peter's dog Brian in general (call back to season 8 episode 11) and all dogs combine in one species of house pet that he wished they're outlawed or dead by so cats rule. (Reference from The 2018 animated Isle of dogs) wanting to take lois to away from Peter, and a whole lot of etc. Of rants but little quagmire does know the siren for the purging clam is over and frustrated and stubborn quagmire wanted to kill Peter's dog right in front of him and the whole Griffin family (well... almost all) as quagmire gets arrested again till one year and a month passed and Quagmire was released for an apology speech on Quahog 5 news live at Town Hall and willing to make a permanent restraining order with Brian Griffin. No less than 1000 ft away from each other's territory.
Meg returns to the Griffin house from hell for five minutes in one year, and was so almighty pissed at Peter and went up to her room painting black walls while listening to loud, thrashing, satanic, death, metal music and becomes a Satanist showing how much she hates her dad. Meanwhile at Stewie calls up Brian to make sure Brian is ok back at the apartment due to the permanent restraining order with quagmire. afterwards joe and his elite team of cops arrives at Brian's apartment door with an arrested pimp who previously murdered his ex-hoes before violated by quagmire in the aftermath just want to show and congratulate Brian on the overdue exposing suspect that Brian made a mis opportunity on rather than choosing to turn quagmire in. Also, Joe informed Brian that he was laid off from the police force due to risking being the same town as Glenn Quagmire after a speech about the apologetic speech and their restraining order. Joe turns to the angry pimp to say to Brian, And the angry pimp said; "I've would've got away with it to if it weren't for that white-deviled dog, foo!"
and Brian said "Brian Dooby-Doo"
officer Joe replied to Brian. " NOW that's the douchiest way to make that Scooby-Doo reference."
Guest Starring: James Woods
== Two Lovers, Dear God ==
Brian and Quagmire find out that their children, Dylan and Courtney, are dating and plan to separate them to avoid being family. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois think of ways to bond with Chris and Meg before they’ll be old enough to move away on their own.
Guest starring: Mandy Moore as Courtney
== Meg and Stewie ==
Main plot: Meg and Stewie start to bond. Sub plot: Chris decides to play hooky from school to see a new movie with Brian and gets lost in the city. When Peter and Lois find out, they ground Chris for four weeks and punishes Brian by making him watch cat videos.
Note: Peter grounds Chris for the first time.
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