Hotel Transylvania: Transformania/Transcript

[The movie opens in a house many years ago. A young Mavis stares out the window as rain pours down. She sighs sadly. Then, her father appears, playing his ukulele.]
Dracula: (sings) I see the crystal raindrops fall. And the beauty of it all is when the moon comes shining through.
[The rain stops, and the clouds give way to show the moon in the sky. The two vampires beam in delight. Then, we see them flying in bat forms. They fly through a spiderweb and slide down a hill before flying to Hotel Transylvania as construction is underway.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) To make those cobwebs in my mind when I think of you sometime. And I want to spend it with you. Just the two of us. 
[On the day of the grand opening, Young Mavis opens the hotel with a big key and the crowd cheers. She hugs her father proudly.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) We can make it if we try. Just the two of us.
[Cut to Dracula and Mavis hiding.]
Dracula: Shh. (he and Mavis both giggle)
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) The two of us.
[We see them hiding upside down in the attic while the zombies try to look for them. Then, we cut to Dracula and Mavis working together in the hotel. Dracula hands a key to a sea monster while Mavis gives one to a giant monster.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) Just the two of us. Here in the hotel safe and sound.
[Cut to Mavis cleaning the halls.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) Just the two of us.
[The broom starts to fly on its own with Mavis on it.]
Mavis: Huh? 
[She rides on the broom, whooping in joy. She flies past her father, who’s dusting a suit of armor.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) You and I.
[He notices and runs off while the suit of armor sneezes. Cut to the two playing Duck Duck Goose. A witch turns Wayne and Murray into ducks before turning Frank into a big goose. He honks and chases after her.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) We are together, you and I. Oh, how quickly the time flies.
[Dracula and Mavis laugh. Cut to Dracula pushing the cart with Mavis on it, knocking down zombies.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) We are together, you and I. Oh, how quickly the time flies. I wish nothing would change. 
[An elevator opens and Blobby steps out. The two vampires bump into Blobby and get trapped inside his body.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) Just the two of us.
[Dracula and Mavis laugh. Then, we see the two dancing together as time passes.]
Dracula: (sings in voiceover) We can make it if we try. Just the two of us.
[Transition to them dancing at the wedding back in Hotel Transylvania 2. Suddenly, Johnny butts in, singing along.]
Johnny: (sings) Just the three of us.
Dracula: Huh?
Johnny: (sings) We can make it if we try.
[Zoom out to present day, where the 125th anniversary ceremony of the hotel is going on. Dracula stares bug-eyed as Johnny sings while roller skating.]
Johnny: (sings) Just the three of us. You, you and I. Just the three of us. (smooches Mavis on the cheek) Living in Hotel Transylvania. Just the three of us. You, you and I. That’s right, just the three of us. (Dracula winces) We can make it if we try. Just the three of us. You, you and I. (speaks) Here’s to Hotel Transylvania! (the crowd cheers) Celebrating 125 years!
Abraham Van Helsing: Hear! Hear!
Wayne: Way to go, Drac!
Murray: Well done!
Dracula: (laughs nervously) Yes. So great. Thank you, Johnny. What a wonderful surprise that was. (stands up) But now it’s time to start the actual planned part of the celebration.
Johnny: (rolls around him) That was only the beginning, Drac.
Dracula: Huh?
Johnny: (sits him down to his seat) You just sit back and enjoy your anniversary party. (speeds over before Mavis slides aside Drac)
Mavis: Relax, Dad. Johnny worked so hard to make this extra special. He has everything under control.
Dracula: (scared; in his head) Oh, no.
[On stage...]
Johnny: It’s a Johnny takeover celebration! Hit it!
[The lights went out. The skeleton mariachi band appeared on stage, playing Aram Khachaturian’s “Sabre Dance.”]
Johnny: Send in the dogs!
Dracula: Dogs?
[The monster dogs burst in with Dennis riding on Mr. Tinkles.]
Dennis: Happy hotel anniversary, Papa Drac!
[Poochistein rolls atop a ball while Diablo lights a hoop Winnie is holding on fire and jumps through it.]
Winnie: Good boy. (laughs)
Johnny: (shakes maracas) Let’s do it, Frank!
[Frank rides on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws.]
Frank: Isn't this great? Johnny taught me!
[At the table…]
Eunice: (leans near Drac) And we only had to replace his hands twice during rehearsals.
[On stage…]
Johnny: Ice sculpture, go!
[A witch brings in an ice sculpture of Drac, although his face looks cartoonish. Dracula exclaims in shock at the weird face.]
Johnny: Pyrotechnics!
[Zombie workers twirl around flaming batons.]
Johnny: (comes by Dracula) Oh, yeah!
[The werepups run in with signs to spell out “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,” but one of them trips and they stumble around until they get up. Their message now reads…]
Dracula: (reads the sign) "Very phine as..."
[One of them holds up a S sign at the end.]
Dracula: Ooh! Oh, no!
[Then, the zombies accidentally set themselves on fire.]
Dracula: Oh! Huh?
[Frank sees the burning zombies and becomes scared at the sight of the flame.]
Frank: Fire!
[He throws the chainsaws in the air and screams.]
Dracula: Oh, that's not good.
[One chainsaw cuts through the HAPPY ANNIVERSARY banner then lands inside Blobby, shaking him. Another cuts off the chain of a chandelier, making it fall towards the table. The third decapitates the ice sculpture. The ice head lands by Dracula on the table. Things are getting out of hand.]
Dracula: Okay, that's enough.
[He lifts in the air, charges up his power then claps his hands, releasing the energy out to freeze the entire scene. Everyone was frozen except…]
Mavis: (offscreen) Uh, Dad?
[He looks down to see Mavis staring up at him.]
Dracula: (realizes) Oh, right. Can't freeze other vampires. (floats down to Mavis) Oh, hey, Mavey Wavey! Just making a couple of tiny adjustments.
[He fixes up the scene by levitating the chandelier away from his table, rearranging the anniversary message, and closing Tinkles’s mouth before he could eat some cake. ]
Mavis: Dad, Johnny did all of this for you. He was trying to make this day special.
[He extinguishes the flames off the zombies and even gives the frozen Frank a piece of cake.]
Dracula: Oh, you mean by ruining my carefully planned party. (sarcastic) Wow, thank you, dear son-in-law.
Mavis: What was that?
Dracula: Oh, hey, nothing, honeybat.
[He holds out the floating chainsaw and uses it to sculpt the ice sculpture into a more flattering version of himself. On stage…]
Mavis: (walks up onstage) Dad, I know you and Johnny don't always see eye to eye, but I love him and I wouldn't change a thing.
Dracula: (walks up onstage) Really? You sure you wouldn't make just a few teensy changes?
[He quickly alters Johnny to make him look like a gentleman.]
Dracula: Better, no?
Mavis: No!
[She spins the still-frozen Johnny around, reverting him back to his old self.]
Mavis: He’s perfect just the way he is.
Dracula: Okay, okay. Whatever you say, honeybat. (pushes her back to the table and sits her down) Now, let's continue this special day, 'cause it's gonna get even more specialier.
Mavis: All right, what are you up to?
Dracula: What, me? Nothing.
[He snaps his fingers, and everything unfreezes. The crowd muttered in confusion. Frank notices the piece of cake on his fork and eats it. Then, the crowd applauds.]
Johnny: Whoa. I guess I killed it. All right, next up, we got… 
[Suddenly, Drac comes on stage and pushes Johnny away.]
Dracula: Thank you, Johnny. (crash noises were heard backstage) How wonderful. And don't forget, precisely at midnight, I will make a special once-in-a-lifetime announcement! In the meantime, sit back and enjoy the band.
[He snaps his fingers, the band then switches to the zombie band from the first film playing Johann Strauss II’s “The Blue Danube” before Drac leaves the building. Cut outside, Drac walks out before groaning in exhaustion. Ericka appears from the doors.]
Ericka: Yoo-hoo! You ready for your big speech, honeyfangs?
Dracula: Yes, I think so. But… (groans) Johnny is giving me the greatest headache of my entire existence right now, like a giant wooden stake right through my brain!
Ericka: Oh, you know Johnny. He just gets a little carried away.
Dracula: Yes, exactly. And ruins everything. That's the problem.
Ericka: Well, you're gonna have to get used to things being done a little differently around here when you retire.
Dracula: (covers her mouth) Shh!
[The voice starts a sound wave. Unfortunately, this talk falls into Mavis’s ear, which turns into a bat ear.]
Mavis: Retire?
[She overhears the conversation.]
Dracula: Not so loud. Mavis has supersonic hearing.
Ericka: Why would she be listening? Don't be so paranoid.
Dracula: Yes, I-I'm sure you're right. I just... I don't want anything else to go wrong. Everything has to be perfect when I finally give the hotel to Mavis.
[Mavis spits out her drink in shock.]
Mavis: What?!
Ericka: And Johnny.
Dracula: Yes, and Johnny.
Ericka: Oh, it is a big step. I know how much this hotel means to you.
Dracula: Ah, yes, but it is time to let go and start a new chapter, together.
Ericka: Well, you are just all sorts of wonderful, aren't you?
Dracula: (lovingly) Well, it's not for nothing that they call me Count Wonderful.
Ericka: (lovingly) Oh. Do they?
Dracula: (lovingly) And also Dark Prince of Loveliness.
Ericka: (lovingly) Mm-hmm.
Dracula: (lovingly) Lord of Smoochy Time.
Ericka: (lovingly) Oh, stop it, Drac.
[Mavis is grossed out from hearing their lovey-dovey talk.]
Mavis: Ew, ew. (tries to rub her bat ear out) Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew. (shudders)
Johnny: Whoa, cute ear, hon.
Mavis: (as her ear turns back to normal) Holy rabies. Holy rabies! You’re never gonna believe it!
Johnny: What? What’s going on?
Mavis: Johnny, you better sit down for this.
Johnny: Babe, you’re freaking me out here.
Mavis: (slams him down the chair to make him sit down) Dad is gonna retire and leave us the hotel!
[Jonathan’s eyes twitch and his mouth stifles before he jumps up in the air and whoops excitedly. Mavis quickly sits him back down.]
Mavis: (to the crowd) He’s okay. He’s okay. Just a-a little too much sugar.
Jonathan: Whoa. I didn’t even know he was thinking of retiring.
Mavis: Shh. Neither did I.
Jonathan: Oh, my gosh, Mavis, I’m so happy for you. You’re gonna be amazing!
Mavis: You mean we’re going to be amazing. Dad’s leaving the hotel to both of us.
Johnny: Really? Both of us? Are you sure?
Mavis: Of course. Why wouldn’t he?
Johnny: Oh, uh, I don’t know. I-I guess I just never got the feeling that he really thought of me as, you know, part of the family.
Mavis: What are you talking about? Of course you’re part of the family.
Johnny: No, I know, but you know how Cranky Fangs is sometimes. I mean, it feels like I am, but not really. 
Mavis: That’s not true.
Johnny: Well, not anymore it isn’t!
[He whoops and jumps up, but Mavis sets him back down.]
Mavis: Shh. (chuckles) We can’t spoil the surprise.
Johnny: (excited) Right. Right, right, right, right, right, right. (shudders excitedly) I better walk this off.
[He gets up and walks away.]
Johnny: (walks by while talking) Hey, how’s it going? Nothing to see. Nothing much to talk about, except for the greatest thing happening in the entire universe. (gasps to see Dracula walking through a door) Oh, oh, there he is. (calling out to Dracula) Hey, Drac! Hey, Drac! 
[When he was about to run off, he stops himself.]
Johnny: Oh, no. No. Just keep it cool, Johnny. There will be plenty of time to thank him after.
[He sits down on a chair calmly. Then, he hops off excitedly. Backstage, Dracula tries to get ready for his big speech.]
Dracula: (gets out some cue cards) All right, let’s see here. (reads) “Uh, dearest family, friends… (clears throat) and, uh, and honored guests, I have started a new phase in my life, and I feel it is time to begin a new chapter… (used his magic to bring a chest down) for Hotel Transylvania. 
[He opens up to show the big key. As he holds it up…]
Dracula: So, I am extremely proud and honored to give the key to the hotel to…”
Johnny: (offscreen) Drac!
[Drac turns around to see Johnny hopping towards him, sanding away the chair into nothing.]
Johnny: (excited) I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it. I’m gonna explode into a thousand little excited bits. And then those little excited bits are gonna explode into millions of tiny little excited bits!
Dracula: What?
Johnny: (grabs the key) Oh, mighty king, it is with all my heart that I accept this great honor.
Dracula: Honor?
Johnny: With this mighty key, I will unlock the future and usher in a new destiny for the great Hotel Transylvania!
Dracula: Yeah?
Johnny: Oh! So many great ideas. I’m dizzy with hospitality creativity. Like horizontal escalators all through the lobby, name tags for all guests for more casual relations, green-energy-saving options…
[As he speaks through, Dracula starts to vision it. We see Johnny as king of the hotel where the monsters bow to him. We then cut to the hotel with Johnny’s ideas around him. Zombie staff wearing his clothes, horizontal escalators, climbing, yoga, scooters, Mexican band doing the bongos, it’s just a spa resort/shopping mall. Out of that horrible vision...]
Johnny: …stationary bikes in every room for your own power source. It’s gonna be the ultimate Johnny takeover!
[Dracula grows scared while hearing Johnny’s ideas. He then freezes Johnny in place.]
Dracula: (scared) Yah! I can’t do it! I thought I could give the hotel to Mavis and Johnny, but he’s going to ruin everything! (sobbing) I have to get out of this. I have to. I… I… (gets an idea) Ah!
[He then unfreezes Jonathan.]
Dracula: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Sir Johnny. (chuckles as he takes back the key; puts it back in the chest then makes it fly off) I think that there has been a misunderstanding. I actually… can’t give you the hotel.
Johnny: What?
Dracula: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It is an old, very, very old, very ancient, very serious real estate law!
Johnny: Real estate law?
Dracula: Yes, yes. (holds a speech card up out of his robe) It says, (clears his throat then pretends to read it) “No residence, whether it be residential or commercial, shall ever be transferred to, owned by or inherited to a human. For if it did, to wit, then that property shall be forfeited and repossessed unto it.” (throws it away)
Johnny: Whoa. Those are some serious “its.”
Dracula: (pats his shoulder) I am truly sorry. I would absolutely love to give you the hotel, but, you know, you’re not a monster, so can’t.
Johnny: But then what’s the big announcement?
Dracula: (shocked; eyes widen) Huh?
[Blobby’s blubbering was heard. Suddenly, the curtains open behind him, and a spotlight shines on Dracula. The crowd cheers for the head vampire.]
Dracula: (nervous) Uh, uh… (smiles nervously)
[At the table…]
Ericka: Excited for the big announcement?
Mavis: You have no idea. (chuckles)
[As Drac walks onstage, he grows fearful.]
Dracula: (through teeth; in his head) Oh, think, think, think. Oh, you’ve got to announce something.
[He comes up to the podium and nervously taps on the mic, making it screech. Jonathan walks back to the table, feeling bummed from what Dracula said.]
Mavis: There you are. You almost missed it.
Johnny: Uh-huh. (groans)
[On Drac, he gets out his cue cards and reads from them.]
Dracula: (chuckles nervously) Uh… (clears throat) Uh, dearest friends and…
[He accidentally drops his cue cards, and he tries to get them back.]
Murray: What is wrong with him?
Frank: Boy, is he nervous.
Wayne: This is hard to watch.
Griffin: Get on with it!
Eunice: Griffin!
Griffin: What? He’s dying up there.
Eunice: I know, but you have to be respectful. (then; to Dracula) Get on with it already!!!
[Cut back to Dracula.]
Dracula: I… (grunting nervously as he gets his cue cards back) Dearest family, friends and, uh, and honored guests, I… I have started a new phase, uh, in my life.
Mavis: Here it comes.
Dracula: (nervous) And I feel that now is the time for Hotel Transylvania to, um… uh… uh…
[Ericka and Mavis watch excitedly for the big news. Dracula darts his eyes around for something to announce. He spots Blobby drinking from a huge cooler and expanding.]
Dracula: (gets an idea) Oh. Expand! Yes! We are expanding the hotel!
Ericka and Mavis: (in unison) What?!
[Johnny faceplants his head, all bummed.]
Dracula: Yes, yes. In order to address the increasingly long lines, I am pleased to announce we will be adding a new restroom to the lobby.
[Scattered applause is heard from the confused crowd.]
Murray: Can’t never have enough bathrooms.
Mavis: But… (sighs) but I thought I heard…
Johnny: (quietly) Oh, man, this is all my fault.
Dracula: So, let’s get on with the party! Take it away, Blobby!
[On the DJ table, Blobby plays “Cha Cha Slide” and everybody gets on the dance floor.]
Party Monster: Oh, yeah.
[They all danced in rhythm. They clapped their hands while Frank stomped on the ground in joy, pushing a few monsters on the sides. Murray was getting good. A party monster was getting good.]
Party Monster: Oh, yeah… check it out! Yeah!
[Dracula peeks out from the open door.]
Dracula: Okay. That worked.
[He sneaks through the party.]
Dracula: Now you just have to get your thoughts together before you run into…
[He runs into Ericka, who’s not impressed with what happened onstage.]
Dracula: (gasps) Ericka!
Ericka: Uh, what happened up there?
Dracula: Oh. (stammers) Wh-What? What was that, sweetheart? The music… it is so booming. Oh, yeah, feel it, baby.
Ericka: Drac!
[Dracula runs away from his wife.]
Dracula: Whew, that was close.
[However, he also runs into his equally unimpressed daughter.]
Dracula: Mavis!
Mavis: A new restroom? Really, Dad? That was the big surprise? There wasn’t anything else you were gonna announce?
Dracula: Like what?
Mavis: Like… I don’t know… your retirement.
Dracula: What?! Uh… (stammers) Oh! Listen to those, uh, dope-tastic beats. Uh, shake a leg, honeybat. (runs away)
Mavis: Dad, wait!
[As Drac runs off, Johnny sits at his table in depression.]
Johnny: Oh, man, this is all my fault. I ruined everything, all because I’m not a monster.
Abraham van Helsing: (offscreen) So... 
[He sees Van Helsing eating some food.]
Abraham van Helsing: you want to become a monster, huh?
Johnny: Van Helsing?
Abraham van Helsing: I can help with that. (sips his drink) I’ve got just the thing down in my lab.
[Cut to the two in Van Helsing's lab.]
Abraham van Helsing: The question is: Where did I put it?
Johnny: Whoa.
[They look around the place. The lab has all kinds of stuff lying around.]
Johnny: (about to touch a box) Ooh.
Abraham van Helsing: It’s all organized very unique… (Johnny briefly opens it) Don’t touch anything!
Johnny: (closes it) Sorry.
Abraham van Helsing: Not there.
Johnny: Whoa.
Abraham van Helsing: Ah, that’s not it. It must be in the back somewhere.
[Johnny almost drops a bomb off the stack of crates.]
Abraham van Helsing: Come on, hurry up!
[Johnny gently sets it down and follows Van Helsing as he goes down a narrow passageway.]
Abraham van Helsing: Right through here.
[As he follows, the old man approaches a tank. He converts his ride to fit down the tank.]
Abraham van Helsing: Keep up! Yeah!
[Johnny struggles to do so. Van Helsing rode down a loop, leading to another narrow passageway.]
Abraham van Helsing: Alley-oop!
Johnny: Whoa.
[Van Helsing went down a ramp then tucks into his machine to fit a narrow hole. Cut to Van Helsing stretching his limbs and machine to fit it through.]
Abraham van Helsing: I know it’s around here somewhere.
[Finally, Johnny pushes through a small hole and lands near a small maze.]
Johnny: Hello? (gets up) Van Helsing?
[An arm holds out a device.]
Abraham van Helsing: (offscreen) Aha!
[His head busted out of a treasure chest.]
Abraham van Helsing: (singsongy) Found it!
[The arm maneuvers through the maze before coming back to Van Helsing.]
Abraham van Helsing: Behold, the Monsterfication Ray. It turns any human into a monster.
Johnny: Awesome! But is it safe, though?
Abraham van Helsing: Great question. What we need is a guinea pig.
[Cut to a guinea pig in a cage.]
Abraham van Helsing: Meet Gigi.
[He plucks her out of the cage and sets her in place.]
Johnny: Aw. She’s so cute.
Abraham van Helsing: Not for long.
[He sets the dial to MONSTER and the crystal turns red. He then zaps the guinea pig with the device and it poofs into a purple monster with big teeth and spikes on its back. It chews on an old camera and blinks.]
Johnny: (chuckles) Whoa! Sign me up for teeth like these. (Gigi almost bites him) Ooh, and seven eyes and laser vision and…
Abraham van Helsing: Oh, it doesn’t work that way. Who knows what sort of hideous beast you’ll become? So let’s find out.
Johnny: Don’t worry, Mavis. This is gonna fix everything. Lay it on me, bro!
[The device zaps Johnny. However, nothing happens.]
Abraham van Helsing: Huh?
Johnny: Huh, that’s weird. Nothing happened.
[Suddenly, his stomach groans.]
Johnny: (groans) I don’t feel so good.
[On his butt, it starts to beef up until…]
Johnny: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[BAM! It bursts out a green scaly tail. Johnny spazzes out! His body starts to change form till he lands on the ground by his back. His feet rip through with wild toenails and green skin. Then, his hand turns green with claws. His pupils narrow, sharp teeth grow, and his neck bulges in size. We see the whole transformation as a silhouette.]
Abraham van Helsing: Uh-oh.
[A scaly tail whacks Van Helsing, who went through a hole shaped like him. A monstrous shadow stands up and roars. Back at the party, “Bidibodi Bidibu (Satollo Mix)” by Bubbles was playing by Blobby. Dracula is trying to hide from Mavis and Ericka.]
Mavis: Dad?
Ericka: Drac?
[He tiptoes under the crowd till he goes under the food table to hide from the women.]
Ericka: Honey? Sweetheart?
Mavis: Dad?
Dracula: Whew.
[However, he hears roaring from underneath. He puts his ear against the floor.]
Dracula: What is that?
[He walks off to follow the sound down the hall. Soon, he tracks it down in Van Helsing’s lab.]
Dracula: Hello? Van Helsing? Is everything okay down here?
[Snarling was heard. Dracula hears it in the distance.]
Dracula: Hello? Who’s there?
[He hears some thumping heading his way behind the crates as objects are being shoved aside by a mysterious creature. Big green hands grab at two crates and the creature emerges to reveal Johnny as a dragon-like monster.]
Monster Johnny: Hey, Drac, what’s up?
Dracula: Wha… uh, Johnny?
Monster Johnny: Yeah, it’s me. Whoa! 
[He stumbles down the crates and face-plants on the ground.]
Monster Johnny: (gets up) I’m a monster. Check out these big feet and these claws… ooh… and these ears… they’re so pointy. And, look, I’ve got a tail!
[Johnny follows his tail like a dog.]
Dracula: (shocked) Why… (stammers) Why did you… How did you…
Monster Johnny: I used Van Helsing’s monster ray. Now you can give the hotel to Mavis and me, just like you wanted. (gasps) Oh, my gosh. Mavis! She's gonna love the new me. Let’s go show her!
Dracula: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Monster Johnny: Mavis?
[He runs past Drac, flinging him onto some stuff.]
Monster Johnny: (singsongy) Mavis?
[Monster Johnny breaks his way through the door. Dracula gets a vase off his head and breathes for air.]
Dracula: Oh, no. Mavis is going to kill me.
[He grabs the ray gun and chases after Johnny Cut to the halls, Johnny skids in the halls looking for Mavis.]
Monster Johnny: Mavis! Mavis? (breaks through a passageway) I’ll fix that! Mavis! I got great news!
[Drac comes out and spots Monster Johnny in the distance.]
Dracula: Ah-ha! (aims the ray at him) Got ya!
[He fires, but Monster Johnny rounds the corner and the bolt misses. He groans then gives chase. Monster Johnny runs down the hall, wrecking stuff in his path while Drac tries to zap him. The transformed human squeezes past a zombie bellhop.]
Monster Johnny: Ooh, pardon me.
[The bolt hits the bellhop, turning him into a human.]
Bellhop: What? I-I can’t believe it. The nightmare… it’s over! I’m human again!
[Unfortunately, another zombie bites his arm, turning him back to a zombie. He moans sadly.]
Dracula: I better be careful. There are monsters everywhere.
[As he continues to chase Johnny, the dragon moves past another zombie bringing in a huge pile of luggage.]
Monster Johnny: Oh, excuse me. Coming through.
Dracula: No, no, no, no, no!
[The luggage pile blocks his path and he groans.]
Monster Johnny: Mavis?
[Drac turns into a bat and squeezes through the luggage. He turns back to his human form and fires another bolt at Johnny, who’s by the window.]
Monster Johnny: Mavis?
[The dragon runs away and the bolt goes out the window. It bounces off some lights, whizzes over a zombie’s head, and bounces around the party room before zapping into the ice sculpture’s head, surging into the drink fountain. Back on Monster Johnny, he continues to run down the hall.]
Monster Johnny: Mavis? This is gonna be the coolest surprise when you see the surprise!
[Nearby, Dennis and Winnie are walking the monster pets when Johnny bumps into Tinkles.]
Monster Johnny:  H-Hey! Tinkles! (to the kids) Hey, Dennis. Hey, Winnie.
Dennis: (shocked) Dad? Is that you?
Monster Johnny: Yeah! Isn’t it great? I got to go show your mom. 
[As he runs off, another bolt hits Tinkles, making him a normal-size puppy. Diablo licks him and he’s not impressed. Drac exclaims in shock and zaps him back to his monster form. He stops dead in his tracks when Dennis asks him.]
Dennis: Papa Drac, is that my dad?
[Dracula stammers, trying to figure a way to hide the truth. He uses his hypnosis power to hypnotize Dennis and Winnie.]
Dracula: (spooky voice) That was not your father, just some random monster. Everything is normal.
DENNIS AND WINNIE: (monotone) Everything is normal.
[Back on Monster Johnny…]
Monster Johnny: Mavis? Where are you?
[He stops to spot the party nearby.]
Monster Johnny: (gasps) The party!
[As he runs, Drac tries to blast him with the device.]
Monster Johnny: Mavis, I’ve got the best news ever! Whoa-oh!
[The monster trips and stumbles into an elevator, which takes him up several floors. Dracula sees this and grunts in annoyance. He doesn’t have time for this! He turns into a bat and flies up the stairs to the top floor. The elevator door opens and Drac prepares to fire at Johnny. He fired. Unfortunately, the monster slumps down from the path and the blast ricochets around the elevator before zooming towards the bat.]
Bat Dracula: Oh, no.
[The blast hits him out the window, he’s hit! Johnny gets up.]
Monster Johnny: Drac?
[On the falling Dracula, human features sprout in and out of the bat before he morphs to his vampire form. Then, his ears turn normal, his fangs disappear, and his hair starts dwindling. Dracula screams as he falls through the air. Johnny peeked out in confusion before noticing Drac falling.]
Monster Johnny: Oh, no! Something’s wrong! Don’t worry! (jumps after him) I got you, Drac!
[Meanwhile in the party, Frank is eating lots of cake. The monsters watched in shocking expressions.]
Griffin: Hey, Frank relax. It’s not a contest.
[Outside, Dracula falls into the pool, stopping them to hear it. Then, Monster Johnny lands in the pool, causing a huge splash that takes the water out of the pool. The monsters rush out to the pool.]
Frank: Drac?
[Johnny is in the empty pool, stuck in a hole.]
Monster Johnny: Hey, guys.
ALL: Johnny?
Murray: Is that you?!
Monster Johnny: Yeah, it’s me. Pretty great, right?
Griffin: Whoa.
Wayne: What’s going on?
Frank: What happened to you?
Griffin: Wait, where’s Drac?
Human Dracula: (offscreen) Help!
[They look up to see Drac hanging from the roof by his cape.]
Frank: Drac? Hey, come on down here! Did you see Johnny? He’s a monster!
Human Dracula: (in the distance) I know! I can’t fly!
Wayne: Did he just say “Wow, that’s a fly?”
Griffin: No, he definitely said something about pie.
Murray: Stop fooling around and come down here!
Human Dracula: I’m not fooling around! I…
[His cape slips off the rooftop and Dracula falls down.]
Frank: Uh, guys, he’s not turning into a host.
Murray: Don’t worry. I got him.
[He spins in a sand tornado to save Dracula and set him down on the ground. As Dracula gets up, the Drac Pack is stunned in horror as we see that he’s now… a human, complete with a potbelly.]
Frank: Drac? Y-You-you look, uh, uh… 
Monster Johnny: (moves aside them) You look terrible.
Human Dracula: (gasps) Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. (rushed to the glass door to see himself) Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No! It can’t be.
[He checks his fangs and hair, but the fangs are gone, and he has normal, messy hair.]
Monster Johnny: Wow, look at us, Drac. You’re a human and I’m a monster. It’s like Freaky Friday but on a Tuesday, though.
[Dracula screams and searches for the ray.]
Human Dracula: Where is it? Where is it? It’s got to be here somewhere.
Murray: What is going on, Drac?
Human Dracula: I need to find the ray!
Murray: You mean that one right there?
[He points to the ray impaling a zombie bellhop's chest.]
Human Dracula: Ooh-hoo-hoo!
[He takes it and tries to hit himself with it but something’s wrong. The crystal is gray, no power.]
Human Dracula: Come on, come on! (hits it) Why isn’t this working!? Come on!
Monster Johnny: I think it might be broken.
Human Dracula: (sobs) No! It can’t be.
[Inside the hotel, Mavis talks to a cyclops.]
Mavis: Hey, have you seen Drac?
Human Dracula: (exclaims in fear) Come on, Johnny. (tries to drag him out by his tail) We’re getting out of here.
Monster Johnny: What? No way. I got to tell Mavis that her dream is back on. You know, now that I’m a monster and all.
Human Dracula: No, no, no, no, no, no. (spooky voice) You will obey me. You will come with me!
[However, he can't hypnotize Johnny since he's human.]
Monster Johnny: Hey, Mavis, I got great news!
[As he goes off to tell Mavis, Dracula panics and gets an idea. He screams and lies on the ground.]
Human Dracula: Johnny? (grunting dramatically)
Monster Johnny: (stops) Huh? Hey, Drac, what’s wrong?
Human Dracula: Oh, it is the humanness! (grunting dramatically)
Monster Johnny: Drac! Oh, my gosh! Wh-What do we do?
Human Dracula: Quick, take me to Van Helsing! (grunting dramatically)
Monster Johnny: (carries him in his big hand) Oh, okay. I got you, Drac.
Human Dracula: (to the Drac Pack) Do not tell Mavis! Ooh! Ow-wee! The lab! Hurry! I can feel my insides melting away!
[Dracula and Johnny head out to the lab.]
Frank: Uh… wh-what just happened?
Mavis: Hey. Was that my dad?
Frank: No. What? Uh, no.
Murray: Absolutely not.
Wayne: Nope.
Griffin: Are you doing something different with your hair?
Mavis: Um, what is going on?
Murray: What’s going on? Um, Wayne here was about to show off some new dance moves.
Wayne: Dance moves?
Murray: (pushes Wayne) Yeah, go get ’em.
Wayne: Whoa.
Murray: Go get ’em.
Wayne: Uh, um…
[He proceeds to do some awkward dance moves from Tiktok.]
Mavis: Okay. Uh, well, if you see my dad, please tell him I need to talk to him.
[She walks away from them.]
Wayne: Oh, yeah. (laughs) Watch me now. Yeah.
[Wayne accidentally dances himself into the empty pool.]
Wayne: (offscreen) Ow.
[In the lab, Van Helsing inspects the crystal.]
Abraham van Helsing: Well, it’s broken. The crystal’s cracked, and it’s beyond repair.
Human Dracula: Wait, what?! (falls off and stands up) Then get a new one!
Abraham van Helsing: Whoa. Someone’s feeling better. These crystals are very rare and hard to come by. It took me three years to find that one. You see, I was a young monster hunter at the time… well, not too young, but I felt young.
Human Dracula: Okay, don’t need the whole story.
Abraham van Helsing: Well, luckily for you, I was brilliant enough to install a locator on the ray for just this situation.
[He taps on a button and the device starts to show a holo-globe, revealing the location of another crystal being in South America.]
Abraham van Helsing: There it is!
Human Dracula: South America?!
Monster Johnny: Oh, cool! I was there once spelunking with some Norwegian wrestlers. We can just pop down there and get a new one!
Abraham van Helsing: If it were but that simple, my friend. First, you must travel through the treacherous jungle. Survival’s doubtful. Then down a perilous river…
BOTH: Whoa.
Abraham van Helsing: …until you reach the Cave of the Reflexión! (Dracula winces in horror) Where entering is deadly and escape impossible! (Echoes then whimpers) It… it… it cost me my right back wheel.
Human Dracula: Uh, sorry for your loss?
[Van Helsing turns off the holo-globe and hands the ray over to Drac.]
Abraham van Helsing: Well, happy hunting.
Human Dracula: (groans) This is a disaster!
Monster Johnny: (pats Drac with his big hand) Don’t worry, Drac. We’ll get you back to your old self. But first, I better tell Mavis we’re going.
Human Dracula: (stammers) Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! You can’t tell Mavis!
Monster Johnny: Why not?
Human Dracula: Uh, because, uh, you know, if you do, then, uh, then she will want to come with us, and-and I was thinking that this could be a-a father-son, uh, bonding type of thing. Yes. (chuckles) You know, just the two of us?
Monster Johnny: Really? Awesome! (tries to hug Drac)
Human Dracula: Hold up, hold up. There’ll be plenty of hugs on the trip. All right, time to go. Not a moment to waste!
[He jumps up and tries to fly but falls down to the ground.]
Human Dracula: Right. Still human.
[Back at the party, the ice fountain slowly starts to melt after being hit by the ray while the water glows green. The Drac Pack entered.]
Frank: I-I don’t know. It took me by surprise. It’s, uh, kind of an improvement.
Wayne: Right? I think Johnny looks way better as a monster.
Griffin: Yeah, there’s a good-looking guy in there.
Murray: Ooh, and the green really brings out his eyes.
[Then, Frank gets a text.]
Frank: Hey, it’s Drac. (reads text) “Going to find crystal to fix ray to turn us back to normal.” (another text appears) “Don’t tell Mavis"?
Wayne: (groans) Drac always does this. I hate getting caught between him and Mavis.
Frank: What should I write back?
Murray: How about, “No, we’re not covering for you anymore?"
Griffin: Yeah, “Now that you’re human, you can’t do nothing about it.”
Wayne: “Go do your own dirty work for a change, buster.”
Frank: (texts) Okay, got it. (sends the text) Send.
Murray: What?!
Griffin: What?!
Wayne: You actually sent that?!
Murray: Oh, man, we’re in trouble now.
Frank: Nah, I just sent him a gif.
[He shows them a gif of a dancing cat. The monsters were not amused. Soon, Blobby comes by.]
Frank: Oh, hey, Blobby, check it out.
[He shows Blobby the gif and the gelatinous creature blows on his thumb to make cat ears sprout from his head. He mimics the dancing cat gif and the gang laughs.]
Murray: That’s a nice one, Blobby.
Griffin: Hey, here’s to Blobby.
[He gets out a glass and grabs some of the green water from the fountain. He then burbles, to which Blobby replies in shock.]
Griffin: No, Bl… No, Blobby. I just said, “Here’s a toast to a bunch of great guys.” What does he think I said?
[Blobby narrows his eyes at Griffin and the rest of the Drac Pack have a glass of green water.]
Griffin: (they toast their drinks) Cheers!
[The Drac Pack drinks their drink, though Blobby inserts it into his body. Then, Murray's stomach grumbles.]
Murray: Huh? Whoa! 
[His glowing green eyes turn normal.]
Murray: Something is happening.
[His wrappings start to unravel. Then, Wayne starts to lose hair on parts of his body. Next, Griffin slowly starts to turn visible.]
Griffin: Oh, no. (his nose appears) No, nose, nose!
Frankenstein: Uh, wh… why? (his stitches are becoming undone) My stitches! Oh! What the… (grows some beautiful hair and screams) What’s going on?
[Murray screams until he turns into an old human.]
Human Murray: What the…
[Wayne’s belly became full but turned out to be skinny to let his losing fur come out of his shirt.]
Human Wayne: My fur!
[Then, his fur falls off and his human head forms, a beard grows on his face. He noticed in fear.]
Human Griffen: (as he becomes visible) Oh, no, no. What’s this, you guys? Oh, I’m balding?
Human Murray: What’s happening?
Human Wayne: What the…
[They see Griffin fully visible but completely naked.]
BOTH: (screaming) Naked!
Human Griffin: Huh? (squeals and covers himself)
Human Frank: (offscreen) Wow.
[They turn to see Frank, now a handsome hunk.]
Human Frank: What’s up, fellas? (takes a selfie)
[The others were stunned by this.]
Human Murray: Ooh.
Human Griffin: Oh, he got the worst of it.
[Soon, Blobby starts to spaz out, turning into… a plate of gelatin. A beat was heard. The human Drac Pack screamed. Cut in the sky, the Gremlin airplane flies through with Johnny’s monster head sticking out like a dog.]
Monster Johnny: Wow. Flying as a monster is so much better. Right, Drac?
[Drac was breathing rapidly through an air mask.]
Air Mask: (high-pitched voice) Feeling better?
[Drac looks down to see the air mask talking to him.]
Air Mask: Nervous flier, huh?
[He screams and kicks it away.]
Human Dracula: How is this plane even in the sky?! What is that sound? Do you smell burning? Is that duct tape holding the wing together?!
[He looks out the window to see the wing taped with duct tape. However, it falls off the plane. Dracula screams.] 
PILOT: (on com) Okay, folks, we’ve reached our cruising altitude. We’re not expecting any turbulence, so sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
[But then, on the pilot, as he clicks off the com, he starts to madly make the plane go up and down, hitting Dracula around. Then, it goes left and right before spinning around and around. When it stops, Dracula feels nauseous while sinking in his seat.]
Monster Johnny: Uh, hey, Drac? I think you’re turning back into a monster.
Human Dracula: (stifled retch) I got to get to the bathroom!
[He gets out of his seat and runs for the bathroom when a gremlin stewardess stops him.]
Gremlin Stewardess: Aw, are you feeling sick?
Human Dracula: Yes. (stifled retch) I just need to…
Gremlin Stewardess: Try spinning!
[She spins him around. That makes it worse.]
Gremlin Stewardess: Huh. Maybe some food will settle your stomach.
[The stewardess offers some disgusting food. Dracula gags.]
Gremlin Stewardess: No? Or maybe some fresh air, then.
[She ties a rope around his ankle and opens the emergency exit. He flies out and flaps around in the wind while tied to the airplane. Johnny smiled.]
Gremlin Stewardess: He seems better.
Monster Johnny: Yeah, thanks so much.
Gremlin Stewardess: It’s my job.
[The plane flies off with Dracula flapping behind. Cut back to the hotel, in Drac’s room…]
Mavis: (offscreen; knocks on the door) Dad? 
[The door opens and Mavis enters.]
Mavis: I really need to talk to you. Dad, are you in here? (checks the coffin bed) Dad? (sighs) Where is he?
[As she looks around, she finds her old drawing of her at the desk, holding the key to the hotel. Mavis smiles warmly at this and then spots the chest. She opened it to find the hotel key. She was about to grab it but decides not to. Mavis closes the chest. Then, a blueprint unfurls to show a letter from Drac. She takes it and reads it.]
Mavis: (reads the letter) “…to give the key to the hotel to my beloved daughter Mavis?!” I was right! Dad did want to give me the hotel. But then what made him change his mind?
[Mavis leaves the room, and a swarm of monster pets runs past her trying to chase the Egyptian kitty with the red ball. Blobby Pup was behind them before the hypnotized Dennis and Winnie walked by.]
Mavis: Oh, hey, sweetie. Have you seen Papa Drac or your father?
Dennis and Winnie: (monotone) That was not my father, just some random monster. Everything is normal.
Mavis: Okay, yep, something’s definitely going on.
[Cut to South America, Johnny arrives out of the airport.]
Monster Johnny: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho! So cool!
[Dracula comes into view, dragging the luggage.]
Monster Johnny: Uh, are you sure I can’t help you with that?
Human Dracula: I said I got it.
[As he drags, he gets under the sun.]
Human Dracula: Huh?
[He looks up to notice.]
Human Dracula: The sun!
[He screams and hides inside the luggage.]
Human Dracula: (whimpering) Oh, no, the sun.
Monster Johnny: Uh, Drac? The sun won’t fry you now. You’re human, remember? It’s totally safe.
[Dracula slowly pokes his nose out and zips back in. Then, he pokes his finger out. Then, he rolls up his sleeves and holds his arms out. The sun's not hurting him. Dracula gets out and looks at the sun in awe.]
Human Dracula: The sun… it’s… magnificent. I cannot believe that my whole life I have missed this elegant splendor. It’s glorious. It’s wondrous. It’s… it’s… (his eyes crack from staring at it) It’s burning my eyes! (screams)
[Drac wobbles with his eyes covered by his hands.]
Human Dracula: I’m blind!
[He accidentally stumbles on the road, narrowly avoiding oncoming traffic.]
Monster Johnny: (screams) Drac!
Human Dracula: I can’t see anything. Whoopsie. Is anyone there? Ooh! Hello? Johnny? Whoa.
[As his vision clears, he sees a truck coming towards him. He screams until Johnny grabs him.]
Monster Johnny: Whoop. I got ya.
[He crosses through traffic.]
Monster Johnny: Pardon me! Excuse me. Oops. Coming through.
[Soon, they make it to the sidewalk and Johnny sets the scared Dracula down.]
Monster Johnny: There you go. Okay, you stay here. I’ll go get us a taxi. Taxi!
[Suddenly, Johnny spazzes, eyes almost turn red like Gigi then breathes fire to make a few cars collide with each other.]
Monster Johnny: Sorry! Huh, that was weird. (chuckles) I wonder what that was all about.
[Back in Van Helsing's lab, the caged Gigi spazzes out, glowing red eyes. She busts out of the cage as Van Helsing works on a radio communicator.]
Abraham van Helsing: Huh?
[He goes off to see the noise and where it’s coming from.]
Abraham van Helsing: Gigi? (gasps) Gigi!
[He then stops to see a giant monster looming before him. It growls.]
Abraham van Helsing: (gasps) Gigi! (the now monstrous Gigi turns to face him) Oops. (winces)
[Back in South America, Dracula and Johnny are riding in a bus. The latter sings the Spanish version of “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by Los João with the passengers.]
Human Dracula: I swear… (grunts) you’ve gotten bigger.
Monster Johnny: Come on, Drac, join in!
[As Johnny sings, Drac notices a bike riding by.]
Human Dracula: Huh? Why are we going so slowly?
[Cut out of the bus to show half of it being weighed down by Johnny.]
Human Dracula: Johnny?
Monster Johnny: Huh?
Human Dracula: Your monsterness is weighing us down. We’re getting nowhere.
Monster Johnny: Really?
[He leans out the window, which causes the bus to lean a bit.]
Monster Johnny: Whoa.
[He gets back in.]
Monster Johnny: Don’t worry, Drac. I’ve got an idea.
[Johnny bursts his arms, legs, and head out of the bus a la Flintstones. He then lifts up from the ground.]
Human Dracula: Wait a second!
[The bus leans and Drac falls to the front window with the luggage squishing him in pain. Johnny then runs down the road as he continues to sing in Spanish.]
Monster Johnny: (sings) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Back in Hotel Transylvania, the witches and zombies clean up the place from the anniversary ceremony. A witch maid stretches and cracks her back.]
Witch Maid: Ooh. (sighs)
[She sets her apron on the chair and leaves. Griffin peeks out from under the table.]
Human Griffin: All right, guys, coast is clear.
[They get out from under the table and Murray gives Griffin the apron to cover him up.]
Human Murray: Have you seriously been naked this whole time?
Human Griffin: Uh, yeah. Why would only my glasses be visible?
Human Frank: I-I don’t get it. Why are we hiding?
Human Frank: ‘Cause if Mavis sees us, she’s gonna know something’s up. Look, Drac said he and Johnny will be back with a cure. We just need to lay low until then.
[They sneak across the hotel when they see Mavis come in. Behind them from across, Ericka also appears. They quickly hide behind some luggage.]
Mavis: (in unison) Have you seen my dad?
Ericka: (in unison) Have you seen your dad?
Mavis and Ericka: (in unison) Huh?
ERICKA: No, I haven’t seen him since the party.
[They try to leave their hiding spot, but quickly hide when Eunice and Wanda show up. Wanda on the right…]
WANDA: Oh, hey, has anyone seen Wayne?
[…and Eunice on the left.]
EUNICE: Where is Frank?
HUMAN GRIFFIN: Shh!
WANDA: He’s been missing since the party.
Mavis: Well, I haven’t seen Frank or Wayne.
Ericka: Yeah, has anybody seen ’em?
EUNICE: I hope they’re not up to something.
ERICKA: I saw them on the dance floor…
Human Griffin: Oops, almost forgot good old Blobby.
[When Griffin picks up the gelatin Blobby, Wayne sees his naked butt and screams in horror. He backs away, bumping down the luggage and revealing himself and the others to the girls.]
Eunice: Frank?
Human Frank: Oh. Uh, hey, babe. What’s up?
Chorus: (sings) Sexy man. 
[Eunice screams loudly in shock, destroying some nearby glass.]
Eunice: Frank, what did you do?!
Mavis: And who are those guys?
Human Griffin: Mavis, it’s me, Uncle Griffin. You don’t recognize me?
Mavis: Uh, no. I’ve literally never seen you before.
Ericka: Um, Murray?
Human Murray: In the 5,000-year-old flesh. Oh, look at that. (slaps his arm flab) Well, that’s fun. (snores then wakes up) I’m awake!
Wanda: Wayne? (gasps) Is that you?
[The wolf pups appear, clamoring “Dad?” before stopping.]
Wolf Pup: Hey, where’s Dad?
Human Wayne: Um… your dad? Uh, I don’t know where your dad is. I just got here. I’m W-Walter.
Wolf Pup: Mom!
[They swarm all over their mother.]
Wanda: This is not funny, Wayne. I’m not laughing.
[Ericka and Mavis are shocked at the chaos going on with the human Drac Pack.]
Eunice: I leave you alone for five minutes, and you become a human?!
Human Frank: Hey, chill.
[Wanda is taken away by her children, some of which tried to jump for the gelatin Blobby that Griffin is holding.]
HUMAN GRIFFIN: Cut it out. Blobby’s not dessert, okay?
Ericka: Mavis, what is going on?
TV NEWSMAN: (offscreen) This just in.
[They turn their attention to a TV on the wall.]
TV NEWSMAN: (on TV) Breaking news from our international desk.
Mavis: Dad?
TV NEWSWOMAN: (on TV) This was the scene outside the local airport, where an unidentified monster saved a confused man dressed up in a Halloween costume.
Monster Johnny: (on TV footage) I got ya.
Mavis: Wait, that looks kind of like… (realizes) Johnny?!
Human Murray: Oh, yeah, yeah. Your dad’s a human now, and Johnny’s a monster. (realizes) Oh, no. I was not supposed to say that out loud.
[Back in South America, Dracula and Johnny arrive at the jungle.]
Monster Johnny: Hey, thanks for the lift.
[He gets stuck between the doors as he tries to leave. As Drac tries to pull his luggage, his phone rings.]
Human Dracula: Huh?
[He checks and the call is from Mavis. Drac yelped, hung up, then put it away.]
Human Dracula: Johnny. Johnny, hurry up.
[Johnny pulls himself out of the bus and it departs.]
Monster Johnny: Ah. (chuckles and waves goodbye) Adios, everybody.
HUMAN DRACULA: Come on! We don’t have time for chitchat. We’ve got to get through this jungle if we’re going to find the crystal.
[While he pulls the luggage, a thorn scratches his pants, he steps in mud that takes one of his shoes away, a leaf slaps him on the face, a vine nearly hangs him, another thorn snags at his pants, another vine bumps him, and a rock hurts his bare foot. Dracula screams offscreen, startling some birds. Back on Drac, he struggles to move his luggage.]
HUMAN DRACULA: (grunts) Johnny, we are getting nowhere.
[We see a branch snagging his cape, preventing him from moving further. Drac slides and falls on the mud.] 
Monster Johnny: Don’t worry, Drac. I got you covered.
HUMAN DRACULA: Huh? 
[He puts the human count in some comfortable hiking clothes.]
Monster Johnny: And the final touch. (puts a backpack on Drac) Now you’re ready for the great outdoors.
[Cut to reveal Drac in his hiking attire. He doesn’t look happy.]
Human Dracula: Fine. Okay. Whatever. Can we please just get going?
Monster Johnny: (pulls Drac back) Hold up, Drac.
Human Dracula: Whoa!
Monster Johnny: You forgot your trunk.
[He puts the stuff from Drac’s trunk in the backpack.]
Monster Johnny: Okay, let’s find that crystal.
[As he runs off into the jungle, Drac struggles to catch up due to the heavy backpack.]
Monster Johnny: Come on, Drac. You’re gonna love hiking!
[In the jungle, Johnny gets out the device and activates the locator. He and Dracula follows the path. We see them walk across a bridge with Johnny breaking a few wooden planks while Drac almost falls off. Later, we see Johnny listen to the birds chirping.]
Monster Johnny: Aren’t the sounds of nature soothing?
[Drac, on the other hand, is hearing some birds screech loudly at him. One of them poops on his hat and he groans in dismay. The two trek across the jungle for hours. As they walk…]
Monster Johnny: (sniffs) Ugh. What is that smell? 
Human Dracula: (sniffs) Oh. What is that? (sniffs his armpit) Oh! (gagging) It’s me!
Monster Johnny: Drac, chill. You just need a shower.
Human Dracula: And where am I going to find a shower in the middle of the jungle?
[Suddenly, a rain storm pours down on him. Later, during their hike, Johnny steps his feet on a swampy marsh.]
Monster Johnny: Huh? (chuckles) Whoa.
[He feels it being slick and slides across the marsh as if it were ice. Drac tries to do the same, only to slip and face-plant on the mud. Then, they walk across a field of golden flowers. Dracula sneezes constantly from the pollen floating around.]
Monster Johnny: Hey, I think you might have a pollen allergy.
Human Dracula: Nonsense. I…
[He sneezes several times. Then, as he walks downhill, his ankle gets twisted, and he tumbles down the hill while Johnny walks.] 
Human Dracula: (while tumbling down) Johnny!
[Later on, as Johnny walks by through a heatwave in the jungle, we see Dracula lurching behind, sweating like a pig. Sweat drops from Drac’s nose and when they land on his tongue, they sizzle.]
Human Dracula: How am I so wet and yet completely dry? (grabs the device) How much further?
[He checks the tracker and scrolls it down like a phone, the line gives going and going till it has no end.]
Human Dracula: Huh? No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no! (sobbing loudly) We are never going to get there.
[Just then, Johnny discovers something.]
Monster Johnny: (gasps) Whoa, Drac.
[They come across a big pool of water. It looks so beautiful.] 
Monster Johnny: (in awe) Isn’t that something?
Human Dracula: (in awe) Water. Thank you. I am melting.
[He tries to run toward it, but Johnny holds him back.]
Monster Johnny: (holds Dracula back) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, Drac. You got to be extra careful with strange bodies of water. This one time, my friend Katmatchka and I were backpacking in Thailand… (Dracula slips out of the backpack) Drac?
Human Dracula: (offscreen) Wahoo…!
[He sees Dracula stripping to his underwear and jumping into the water below. A beat was heard. Suddenly, he springs out with piranhas biting at him and he screams in pain. Later, we see him fully clothed and bandaged up from this experience.]
Monster Johnny: (tries to cheer him up) Well, look on the bright side. At least you’re not hot anymore.
[Dracula groans in annoyance. Suddenly, his phone rings and he sees it coming from Mavis again. He yelps and throws the phone into the water, where it sinks down below. Back at the hotel…]
Mavis: Ugh, I can’t get through to them.
Ericka: I’m not having any luck either. (sighs) I don’t understand. What are they doing in South America?
Mavis: And how did they change themselves in the first place?
Ericka: Exactly. It’s not like there’s a mad scientist just living in the basement. (realizes) Oh.
[Later, they arrive in Van Helsing's lab.]
Ericka: Great-Grandfather, what did you… (then becomes shocked) do?
[The girls then see the entire lab being a mess. It looked like something hit through it. Ericka sees the small pink wheel lying on the floor.]
Ericka: Oh, no. (calling out) Great-Grandfather?
[Van Helsing stretches his head out from behind a safe war spot.]
Abraham van Helsing: Oh. Hello, ladies. A little busy at the moment.
Mavis: What did you do to Johnny and my dad?!
Abraham van Helsing: Shh. Lower your voice.
[Red glowing eyes appear in the dark and suddenly, a big purple monster runs by them. It was Gigi, now a giant monster with horns, spikes, and fangs.]
Ericka: Is that… Gigi?
[The monster Gigi roars.]
Abraham van Helsing: Turns out the ray is highly unstable. 
[He fires a bola at Gigi’s front legs, making the gerbil trip over. Her tail nearly hits Mavis, but she holds it back.]
Abraham van Helsing: The transformation keeps mutating and won’t stop until the subject becomes a mindless, ravenous beast!
Mavis: Keeps mutating? Whoa! 
[The tail swings her to a wall, slamming her.]
Mavis: Oh, no. Johnny!
[She turns into a bat and flies up to the ceiling to push down a pipe.]
Mavis: Ericka!
Ericka: Got it. (whistles) Hey! Gigi! Over here!
[Gigi runs toward Ericka. The pipe lands behind her and she jumps out of the way, causing it to run into the pipe. Then, Mavis uses some pipes to form an endless track to trap Gigi in.]
Mavis: We’ve got to find my dad and Johnny before it’s too late!
[As the girls leave, Gigi roars through. Back in the jungle, Johnny uses his claws to cut his way through the jungle.]
Monster Johnny: (chuckles) Ah, man. Why didn’t anyone tell me that claws are so awesome?
[However, for a brief moment, his eyes turned red, muscles grew a little, and his claws grew longer. In rage, he breaks a tree down before reverting to normal in his monster form. A sign of what the ray is going through.]
Monster Johnny: (amazed) Whoa. (walks off then cuts through the jungle) Being a monster is super weird.
[Dracula walks behind.]
Human Dracula: (groans) Yeah. But being a human is the worst.
Monster Johnny: Ah, come on. I wouldn’t say that.
Human Dracula: Really? Blisters, sunburn and swamp butt aren’t the worst?
[Just then, a mosquito flies by.]
Human Dracula: What was that?
[Another one lands on his arm, and he swats it. He lifts his hand up to see the insect.]
Human Dracula: Mosquito!
Monster Johnny: Vampires of the jungle.
Human Dracula: (offended) Hey, I resent that. (a mosquito bites his neck) Yow! (slaps it)
[Dracula swats at the pesky mosquitos.]
Human Dracula: They’re everywhere! Yi! Johnny, they’re all over you!
[Johnny’s head is covered in mosquitoes.]
Monster Johnny: What?
[A mosquito tries to bite him, only to break its sucker.]
Monster Johnny: Monster skin. Don’t worry, Drac. They can’t bite me.
[The mosquitos swarm over to Dracula. He swats them off everywhere on his body. Then, a mosquito lands on his nose.]
Human Dracula: Wha…?
Monster Johnny: Hold still, Drac! I got him!
Human Dracula: Johnny, wait!
[The monster smacks Dracula out, cutting to black. Later, up in the sky, we see a massive blimp fly in the air. Up front in the cabin, Mavis holds the map while Ericka steers. However, when we pan to the window, the pups appeared, looking outside to see the sky in awe. Inside, the wolf pups mess around. One of them tries to step on a bear trap, but Wanda grabs him away from it.]
Wanda: Whoa! Careful.
[Another one uses the bear trap as dentures to chase his fellow siblings around. One wolf pup uses a ping pong ball and a golf ball as a pair of eyes for the gelatin Blobby. Wayne’s digging through a box labeled “Hotel Transylvania Lost and Found.” He manages to find some small clothes.]
Wayne: Here, try this.
[He hands them to Griffin, who wears them.]
Human Griffin: Seriously? I look ridiculous.
HUMAN FRANK: (offscreen) Keep your shirt on, pal.
[Camera pans to Frank tanning by the window in a speedo.]
HUMAN FRANK: (while tanning) We’ve seen more than enough of you. Me, on the other hand… easy on the eyes.
Eunice: (unimpressed) Ugh, please.
Wolf Pup: (speeds by) Coming through!
[The wolf pups speed by them as Wanda tries to keep them under control.]
Wanda: (to her wolf pups) Wendell, get down from there. Wally, sweetie, uh-uh, don’t touch that. Wendy, no. Put that down.
[An arrow is fired, and she bumps her head under it.]
Wanda: (in pain) Ow. Wesley, what did I just… Huh?
[She sees Murray holding the arrow gun in shock. He hides the arrow gun behind his back.]
Human Murray: (sheepishly) Oops. (chuckles) My bad.
[He accidentally bumps down a harpoon gun, which fires a harpoon near Mavis by the controls.]
Mavis: Whoa!
[Ericka takes out the harpoon off the controls.]
Ericka: Hey! Do not make me come back there! I will turn this blimp around!
ALL: (in unison) Sorry, Ericka.
Mavis: Sorry, I didn’t think leaving them at a monster hotel would be safe. Guess I didn’t realize your blimp would be such a, uh…
Ericka: A monster-killing machine?
Mavis: (scoffs) What? No.
[She unknowingly presses a nearby button, which activates a trap door. She drops down.]
Mavis: Whoa!
[Mavis then re-enters in her bat form. Trapdoor closed.]
Bat Mavis: (panting) Okay. Yeah, it’s a death trap.
Ericka: Yeah. Sorry about that. (chuckles as Mavis turns to her vampire form) All this… this is the old me. Your dad helped me leave that all behind. I hope he’s okay.
Mavis: Don’t worry. We’re gonna find them.
[We see the blimp flying as a map overlay shows the path being taken. Soon, it arrives over the jungle.]
Ericka: Okay, guys, we’ve made it.
OTHERS: Whoa!
Eunice: It’s enormous. How we gonna find them in there?
Mavis: (offscreen) I think I have an idea.
[They turned around and saw Mavis wearing a black cloak to cover her from the sun.]
Mavis: Well, we’re gonna have to take this search to the ground.
Ericka: I have just the thing.
[Outside, a tanked-out Jeep drops out of the blimp and parachutes down to the ground. It rides down the jungle. When it hits a bump, Frank and Eunice jump up and down on their seat, though Eunice’s hair has a few branches in it.]
Eunice: (shocked) Oh, my hair!
Human Frank: (chuckles) Oh, my hair. (takes a selfie) 
[Griffin notices Blobby’s not on his plate.]
Human Griffin: (screams) Where’s Blobby?!
[Blobby lands back down on the plate with a couple of branches sticking out.]
Ericka: Okay, Mavis, what’s the plan?
[Mavis jumps to the hood of the Jeep and turns into a bat to activate her sonar. Her sonar emits a wave to detect Drac and Johnny’s whereabouts.]
MONSTER JOHNNY: (sings) Just the two of us. Father and son-in-law.
[She manages to find their location in the jungle.]
Bat Mavis: Got ’em. (points the way) That way!
[They drive off towards the location. We fade later to the clouds where moaning can be heard. Drac was seen rising up.]
Human Dracula: (groans) Oh! My head! What? What’s going on?
[Pan back to reveal Johnny carrying Drac in his hands.]
Monster Johnny: Have a good nap?
Human Dracula: Nap? You slapped me so hard I lost consciousness!
Monster Johnny: But I did get that mosquito.
Human Dracula: Hey, where are we?
Monster Johnny: (holds out the device) Just following the ping.
Human Dracula: (takes the device) Let me see that. (checks the tracker) Okay. It seems like we’re going in the right direction.
[Suddenly, the tracker glitches.]
Human Dracula: Huh? Wh-What’s going on?
[Then, it shuts off.]
Human Dracula: Oh, what’s wrong with this thing? We lost the signal. (taps on it) Why would it just… 
[Suddenly, Johnny abruptly stops, nearly falling off.]
Monster Johnny: Whoops! Whoa.
[The camera zooms back to show the two on top of a tall rocky cliff.]
Monster Johnny: Huh. I think we took a wrong turn.
Human Dracula: (frustrated grunt) You took a wrong turn! I can’t trust you to do anything right! Now put me down!
Monster Johnny: No, Drac. (as Drac tries to wiggle out of Johnny’s grasp) Hey. Hey.
Human Dracula: Get your claws off me!
Monster Johnny: We’re really high up. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey!
Human Dracula: Put me down! Put me down!
Monster Johnny: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Human Dracula: Put me… 
[He got out of Johnny’s grasp, but he was starting to fall down.]
Monster Johnny: Drac! 
[Johnny grabs Drac and tries to hold onto the side with his feet. Unfortunately, he lost his grip and they both fell down. Far away, we don’t hear them. When we get close, we hear them screaming while wailing their arms. As they fall, Johnny’s tail spanks Dracula’s butt.] 
Human Dracula: Ow, ow, ee! Johnny, your tail!
Monster Johnny: Ah, sorry!
[Then, his foot hits Dracula in the face.]
Human Dracula: Your foot!
[Next, his wings hit him.]
Human Dracula: Your wings, Johnny! (realizes) Wings?
[He noticed his wings suddenly appeared on his back!] 
Human Dracula: Johnny! You’ve got wings! Flap, Johnny, flap!
[Johnny flaps his arms frantically. They are still falling.]
Human Dracula: Fly!
Monster Johnny: I can’t! I can’t! Drac, what do we do?! Drac!
Human Dracula: Johnny, Johnny, calm down! Can you wiggle your nose?
Monster Johnny: (wiggles his nose) Uh-huh.
Human Dracula: Wiggle your toes.
Monster Johnny: (wiggles his toes) Okay.
Human Dracula: Flap your wings!
[Close on Johnny as he tries to do it.]
Monster Johnny: I… I-I can’t. I can’t do it.
Human Dracula: You’re doing it, Johnny! You’re flying!
[He notices his wings are flapping. He was flying!]
Monster Johnny: What? I’m-I’m flying? I’m flying! (whoops) I did it, Drac! Drac?
Human Dracula: Johnny! You-you did it. You’re flying!
Monster Johnny: Yeah. I’m really getting the hang of this!
[He flies around in the air, swinging Dracula around.]
Monster Johnny: This is amazing!
[Dracula rides on Johnny’s back as they fly around in the sky.]
Monster Johnny: (excited) Yeah!
[They disappear in the clouds below.]
HUMAN DRACULA: Flap, Johnny, flap.
MONSTER JOHNNY: Right, right. Flapping. I’m flapping.
[He flaps his wings and flies out of the clouds. Cut later that night, Dracula roasts some marshmallows at the fire while Johnny flies around the fireplace in joy.]
Human Dracula: (chuckles) Johnny, sit down. You’re going to put out the fire.
Monster Johnny: Ah, man. Boy, that was fun.
Human Dracula: Right. Getting lost and almost falling to your death is super fun.
Monster Johnny: (chuckles as he lands down) Okay, Mr. Cranky Fangs. Whatever you say.
Human Dracula: What are you talking about?
[Suddenly, his marshmallow catches his fire and Drac screams. He blows it out and the marshmallow is burnt.]
Human Dracula: Ah, no, it’s ruined.
Monster Johnny: (chuckles) See? That. That’s what I’m talking about. If you only see the worst in things, you’ll miss the best part. Here, look, look, look, look. (gets out a marshmallow) At first, a tasty marshmallow. Then… 
[He puts it on a stick and belches out fire to toast it.]
Monster Johnny: Oh, no! It’s on fire and ruined! But blow out the fire… (blows out the fire) and crack open the burnt stuff… (opens the burnt marshmallow to show the gooey center) you’ll find something sweet and gooey inside. (eats the marshmallow) You just have to look for it.
[A reluctant Dracula breaks a bit of the marshmallow and tastes its gooeyness.]
Human Dracula: (tasting) Mmm.
[He then eats the rest of the marshmallow and enjoys the taste of it.]
Human Dracula: (enjoys the taste) Gooeylicious!
[They both laugh in joy.]
Human Dracula: (sighs) I guess it’s always been hard for me to see the positive side of things. You know, raising a daughter on your own for so long, you’re constantly worried. Always fearing the worst. That’s why I built the hotel. To protect her. To protect all of us. It’s… It’s part of our family. Sorry. (sniffles, grunts) Maybe… maybe it’s this new me, but I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed.
Monster Johnny: (understanding) No, Drac, it’s okay. I totally get it. The hotel… it’s something really special. And the fact that you would trust me with something so important, I just can’t tell you how much that means to me.
[Dracula was in awe for a bit before turning away with a guilty look.]
Human Dracula: (sighs) I… I need to tell you something.
Monster Johnny: What is it, Drac?
Human Dracula: (about to confess) Johnny, the truth is that there is no monster real…
[Suddenly, the Jeep arrives near their campsite, skidding dust onto Dracula.]
Mavis: (runs to Johnny) Johnny!
Monster Johnny: Mavis? 
Mavis: (hugs her husband) It’s you! It is still you in there, isn’t it?
Monster Johnny: Of course it is. (hugs her back)
ERICKA: (offscreen) Hey, hot stuff.
[Dracula turns around to see Ericka coming.]
Human Dracula: Ericka!
[He nervously puffs up his chest.]
Ericka: (chuckles) Don’t sweat it. (smooches) I love you inside and out. (pushes his chest to his stomach) 
Human Dracula: (exhales) Whew! Ericka, what’s going on? I-I mean, what are you doing here?
HUMAN GRIFFIN: (offscreen) She’s not the only one.
[Drac then sees his friends now in human form.]
Human Griffin: Hey, hey, buddy.
Human Dracula: Guys? You… I-I mean, you’re…
Human Murray: Human? Yeah, we noticed.
Human Frank: Though in my case, it’s a huge improvement.
HUMAN GRIFFIN: Can we move on?
Human Dracula: I don’t understand. I mean, how did this happen?
Mavis: That’s what I’d like to know. (to Johnny) Johnny, why did you turn yourself into a monster?
Monster Johnny: So we can keep the hotel in the family. You know, ’cause of the monster real estate law.
Mavis: Monster real estate law? I don’t understand.
Ericka: No, neither do I.
Human Dracula: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I-I can explain. It, uh, it all happened so fast. You see, Johnny found out that I was giving you guys the hotel. But then he, you know, had a Johnny takeover: escalators, name changes, blah, blah, blah. And so I… well, you know. (chuckles nervously) I I… I… I… (whimpers) I panicked!
Mavis: (angrily) And lied?
Monster Johnny: (offscreen) Wait. (camera pans to Johnny, crushed from the revelation) There’s no monster real estate law? Well, then… then that means that this… this was all a lie? You didn’t want to have any bonding time with me. You just didn’t want to give me the hotel!
Human Dracula: No. I-I mean, yes, but…
Monster Johnny: (angrily) You hate me!
Human Dracula: Johnny, no. I-I didn’t mean…
Mavis: (angrily) Dad, how could you? After everything.
Monster Johnny: (deep voice; angrily) It’s easy!
[Suddenly, his teeth, claws, and spikes grow longer and sharper. The transformation is mutating him.]
Monster Johnny: (angrily) ‘Cause I… (straining) not part of family!
[His silhouette shows his monster form being bigger and scarier.]
Human Dracula: Johnny, something is happening to you.
[His tail smashes the fireplace and the monster storms off.]
MONSTER JOHNNY: (angrily) Johnny out of here!
[Mavis tries to go after him but lose him.]
MAVIS: (calling out to Johnny) Johnny, wait! (angrily at Dracula) This is all your fault! All Johnny wanted was to feel like he was part of this family, but you could never accept him. All you care about is your stupid hotel!
HUMAN DRACULA: Mavis, I was going to…
MAVIS: (angrily) And now, because of you, I might lose him forever.
[She turns into a bat and flies off.]
HUMAN DRACULA: Mavis, wait!
BAT MAVIS: (to Ericka) Ericka, let me know when you find the crystal. I have to find Johnny before it’s too late. (flies off)
Human Dracula: “Too late”? What does that mean?
Ericka: Come on. I’ll fill you in on the way.
[Cut to the jeep, Ericka jerked the gear shift, steps on it then the team drives off. Later, she had explained Dracula about what's happening to Johnny.]
Human Dracula: (shocked) Johnny’s going to keep transforming?!
Ericka: Until he becomes a mindless beast. There won’t be any Johnny left. That’s why we need to find the crystal. Now!
[Dracula checks the map on the tracker. A left turn ahead.]
Human Dracula: That way! Follow the river!
[Ericka follows. The Jeep is heading towards some rocks in the way.]
Ericka: Uh, Drac?
Human Dracula: Straight. Keep going straight.
Ericka: Okay. Straight it is.
[She steers toward the rocks.]
Human Dracula: Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing?
[The Jeep drives over the rocks and falls down towards the river with the gang screaming. Luckily, the vehicle transforms into a boat, and it splashes down into the water before resurfacing. Dracula was impressed with Ericka.]
Human Dracula: Well, aren’t you just full of surprises? (Ericka chuckles; points the way) That way!
[They head towards their destination. Meanwhile, Mavis tries to look for Johnny in the jungle.]
Bat Mavis: Johnny? Johnny, where are you? Johnny?
[She flies by some pieces of Johnny’s clothes then bumps into some claw marks on a tree. Mavis noticed then gasped. She then finds some footprints growing bigger.]
Bat Mavis: Oh, no.
[She finds Monster Johnny rampaging through the jungle. His size has increased and his appearance meaner.]
Bat Mavis: (gasps) Oh, Johnny.
[She flies up in front of the monster-human.]
Bat Mavis: Johnny! Johnny, stop!
Monster Johnny: (notices the bat) Huh? Oh. M… M-M… Mavis?
Bat Mavis: Yes, honey, it’s me. Oh, thank goodness. I thought I lost you.
Monster Johnny: Mavis!
Bat Mavis: I’m so sorry. My dad never should’ve lied to you.
[However, the monster becomes angry at the mention of Dracula. His eyes turned red.]
Monster Johnny: (angrily) Dracula bad!
[He breathes fire everywhere.]
Bat Mavis: Whoa! Johnny!
[As Mavis flies away, the fire transitions to the team floating down the river on Ericka’s ride, showing them float past some tall rocks.]
OTHERS: Whoa.
[They come to a cave looming before them, the entrance to it resembles a monster’s jaws, scary looking. Lightning flashes. Dracula checks the device and it beeps.]
Human Dracula: (gasps) That’s it. The crystal is in there.
[The boat enters the cave.]
Human Dracula: We are getting closer. 
[Drac is then reminded of something in fear.] 
Abraham van Helsing: (as a head) Until you reach the Cave of the Reflexión! Where entering is deadly… and escape impossible!
[As reality snaps back…]
Human Dracula: Okay, we get it!
Ericka: Uh, you okay there, honey?
Human Dracula: Oh, hey. Yes. Everything is fine.
[Suddenly, they fall down a waterfall and scream. They make it down to the bottom, where they see lava spewing out of small volcanoes. Ericka steers clear of the volcanoes, though the boat bumps at one, flinging Murray out of the vehicle.]
Human Murray: Whoa!
Human Griffin: (screams) Murray!
[He grabs Murray back in but sees fire burning off his eyebrows. He yelps and blows the fire out.]
Human Dracula: Rocks!
[Up ahead, they were heading for some rocks. Ericka presses a button to activate some wooden boards for the boat to go over the rock. However, a mini volcano spews magma through Wayne’s seat, spewing out water. Wayne uses his wolf pups to plug up the hole.]
Ericka: Uh-oh. Look!
[They see stalagmites falling down toward them. Some of them land in the boat and Frank gets close to his wife for protection, but for using her wig as cover, which one of the stalagmites lands on. They then make it through the falling stalagmites.]
Human Dracula: (in relief) Whew.
Wolf Girl: (grunts) Mom! Wesley’s touching me!
Wesley: (while fighting) She touched me first!
[A geyser shoots the wolf pups out of the hole. The boat’s going down sinking!]
Wesley: (excited) Yeah!
Eunice: Oh, my shoes!
Human Dracula: Ah, we’re going down!
Human Griffin: Sorry, Blobs, you’re on your own.
[He hands Blobby to Murray and scrambles for safety with everyone else.]
Eunice: I can’t swim! I’m afraid of sharks!
Human Wayne: Ow! Hey, that’s my face!
Wanda: Ouch!
Human Griffin: You’re stepping on me!
Ericka: Get out of my way!
Human Wayne: Ow! Hey!
Human Murray: Get off my h… Ow!
Human Frank: Ow! Oh!
Ericka: Stop it! Ow!
[As the boat sinks, they scream until… thunk. It stops at the bottom.]
ALL: Huh?
[Then, the device beeps frequently. Dracula holds it, the device is lowered to show a hole in the wall.]
Human Dracula: We found it.
[They approach the hole in the wall.]
Ericka: Let me go first.
Human Dracula: No, let me go.
[Dracula crawls down the hole and enters a dark place. He gets out a flashlight to look around, but then its light collides with a crystal to shine more crystals until the whole place is revealed. It was an amazing cavern of crystals. Dracula was in awe of this place.]
Human Dracula: (in awe) Wow.
[Back in the jungle, Johnny continues to smash up the jungle.]
MONSTER JOHNNY: (enraged) Dracula mean! Dracula liar!
BAT MAVIS: Johnny, please! You have to calm down.
[She narrowly avoids his fire breath and tail. She stops to hear her phone ringing and pulls it out.]
BAT MAVIS: (to the monster) Sorry, sweetie, got to take this.
[She flies off to a tree and turns to her vampire form to answer the call.]
Mavis: (on phone) Ericka?
Ericka: (on phone) Mavis, we found the crystal cave.
Mavis: (on phone) Oh, that’s great news.
Ericka: (on phone) Okay, I’m sending you the location now.
[Her phone pinged the location of the crystal cave.]
Mavis: (on phone) Got it. I’ll get him there.
Ericka: (on phone) Are you sure? Is he close?
[Suddenly, Johnny’s fire breath destroys the top of the tree above her.]
Mavis: (on phone; shocked) Yep, pretty close.
[Later, she gets on the ground and lifts up a big rock.]
Mavis: (apologetically) Sorry about this, honey.
[She throws the rock at Johnny, but it only hits like a pebble to him. The monster turns to glare at her.]
Mavis: (chuckles nervously) Hey, sweetie.
[Johnny tries to stomp her down, but she flies away in bat form. She holds the phone for directions as she flies.]
AUTOMATED VOICE: (on phone) Starting route to your destination.
Bat Mavis: Oh.
[Johnny chases after Mavis as she flies towards her destination. Back in the cave, the crew treks through this beautiful place.]
HUMAN DRACULA: (to the crew) Okay, everybody, the crystal has to be here somewhere. We’ll find it as long as we stay focused and don’t get… 
[Unfortunately, when we pan past a crystal, the others, except for Drac, were gone! He was the only one left as the others were lost.]
Human Dracula: (dismayed) Separated. (sighs)
[We see the crew in the reflections of the crystals.]
Human Murray: (in the reflection) Drac, where are you?
Human Wayne: (in the reflection) Murray, is that you?
HUMAN FRANK: (in the reflection) Hey, Eunice, where’d you go?
EUNICE: (in the reflection) I’m right here. Where are you?
Ericka: (in the reflection) Okay, just calm down. Nobody panic.
Human Griffin: (in the reflection) Guys? Guys, Blobby is freaking out.
Human Murray: (in the reflection) So am I.
Human Frank: (in the reflection) Murray?
Human Wayne: (in the reflection) He’s right here. Oh, wait. No, false alarm. That’s a pointy rock.
Human Griffin: (in the reflection) Guys, Blobby’s really losing it!
Human Dracula: (in the reflection) Stay in one place!
Eunice: (in the reflection) Frank!
Human Wayne: (in the reflection) Where am I?!
Ericka: (in the reflection) Uh, what’s happening?
Human Murray: (in the reflection) Someone, find me!
Human Griffin: (in the reflection) What do we do?
Eunice: (in the reflection) Where are we?
Human Dracula: (in the reflection) We’re lost!
[Then, their reflections form into one big face in the crystals.]
Human Frank: (in the reflection) How do we get out of here?!
[Back with Mavis, Johnny’s still in pursuit. She approached a canyon while the sun slowly rose. Time was running out. ]
Bat Mavis: (to her phone) Which way?
AUTOMATED VOICE: (on phone) Sorry, I didn’t quite get that.
[Mavis turns and yelps before flying down into the canyon while Johnny slides down the side.]
AUTOMATED VOICE: (on phone) Calculating new route. Make a sharp left.
[Mavis takes a sharp left at the bottom, Johnny bumps into the wall then chases her to a narrow opening. The monster tries to attack her with his fire breath and claws, but Mavis dodges his attacks. As the sun is rising, Mavis is nearly burnt, so she flies in the shade.]
AUTOMATED VOICE: (on phone) Your destination is on the right.
[She heads right to a small hole in the wall to hide, leaving the phone broken in pieces. Mavis panted before peeking a little.]
Bat Mavis: (to Monster Johnny) Okay, honey, just wait here. I’ll be right back.
[However, when she left, Johnny was still in rage, the transformation kicked in more. Inside, Mavis flew in and made it into the cave. She reverts to her vampire form.]
Mavis: Hello? Dad? Ericka?
HUMAN MURRAY: (in the reflection) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Mavis: Murray?
[She notices Eunice screaming in the reflection then notices Frank’s scared reflection.]
Human Frank: (in the reflection; sobbing) Hold me. I’m scared.
Mavis: Huh?
[She then sees Griffin running with Blobby in the reflection.]
Mavis: Blobby?
Wanda: (in the reflection) Whoa!
[Wayne runs and screams in the reflection before Drac’s face pops up.]
Human Dracula: Mavis!
[Mavis’ reflexes kick in, hurting Dracula’s face by his nose.]
Human Dracula: (groans) Ouchy.
Mavis: Oh, Dad, it’s you.
Human Dracula: Yes, of course it’s me. (rubs his nose) Ow. I think my nose is broken.
Mavis: What is going on? Did you find the crystal?
Human Dracula: Ugh, the crystal? We can’t even find each other. It’s cuckoo in here. (gasps) But wait. You’ve come back. You’re not mad anymore?
Mavis: (angry) Of course I’m still mad. But we need to save Johnny.
[Soon, the ground shakes. They wobbled. Cut to see the wall breaking from outside. Inside, it starts to shatter the place in pieces. They see a hole punched in the wall, showing an enraged Monster Johnny.]
Human Dracula: Johnny?
Mavis: (scared) Oh, no.
[Outside, we see Johnny as a giant green Godzilla-like dragon! He roars in rages then slams the wall to try and break open. Inside, it starts to fall apart. Drac noticed a piece starting to fall on Mavis.]
Human Dracula: (scared) Mavis!
[He pushes her away from the falling crystal.]
Human Dracula: (worried) You okay, Mavey?
Mavis: Yeah, I’m fine. Go, go, go!
[Dracula runs off. Griffin runs while carrying Blobby, but a crystal stops Griffin by his small pants. It’s pulling it while he runs. Griffin keeps running and the pants snaps back to him, making him throw Blobby in the air. Blobby sails through the air, slides up a curve, bounces off a falling crystal, and lands back on his plate. Meanwhile, Murray tries to run.]
Human Murray: (while trying to run) Keep moving, legs.
[Unfortunately, he was slow, and another crystal was about to fall on him. Ericka notices and fires a grappling gun to save Murray. Wanda and Wayne collect their wolf pups.]
Wanda: Wendy, Wally, Wilma, Wyatt…
Human Wayne: Is this all of them?
Wanda: Not even close!
[They see some kids making silly faces in the reflections. Wayne yelped and rushed after them. The Frankensteins run with a flat crystal falling on them. Frank ducks and starts running on the bottom but see Eunice’s lower half running while her top was bouncing. When they escaped, Eunice was full while running.]
EUNICE AND HUMAN FRANK: (in unison) If he ruins my hair, I’m never gonna forgive him!
[As Johnny continues to pound at the wall, more crystals fall down. Drac and Mavis keep running. One crystal stops Mavis in her tracks. Drac trips and rolls down before bumping into a wall.]
Human Dracula: (wincing) Oooh.
[Just then, it causes the wall to crack up.]
Human Dracula: (notices) Huh?
[The wall shatters and more crystals fall down. Drac runs while getting swept up in crystals. Then, he lies on the ground, hurt but okay.]
Human Dracula: (groans) Oh. Huh?
[He looks up to see a glowing red crystal in glory.]
Human Dracula: (notices) Is that…
Mavis: (happily) The crystal! Thank you, Johnny!
[Johnny roars offscreen, continuing to pound on the wall. Dracula holds up the device for Mavis.]
HUMAN DRACULA: (holds the device to Mavis) Go!
[Mavis grabs the device and runs off. She hops over to the crystal, giving her a boost to parkour around then grabs the crystal out, putting it in the ray to turn the dial to Human. The crystal glows green.]
Mavis: (worried) Please don’t be too late.
[She aims at the hole, but as Johnny pounds at the wall, sunlight starts to slip in, burning Mavis on the shoulder. She tries to aim, but she has to constantly jump away to avoid the sunlight. Soon, the wall breaks down and the full sunlight shines down, hurting Mavis. However, a big shadow blocks it to cover Mavis. She looks up to see it was Frank.]
Human Frank: Hey, kiddo.
Mavis: (smiles) Thanks, Uncle Frank. (gasps) That’s it! I need to get up there!
Human Frank: Don’t worry. We got you covered!
[They run together to avoid the sunlight.]
Eunice: (to the others) What are you standing around for? Go, go, go!
[The entire gang goes off to help Mavis. Mavis turns into a bat and flies while Wanda and her wolf pups cover for her. Then, Ericka opens her arms to activate her flaps and Mavis follows her as she flies. Up on a crystal, Griffin gets up on top of Wayne.]
Human Griffin: Stop moving.
Human Wayne: Ow! Watch it!
Human Griffin: Let me get balanced.
Human Wayne: Ow!
Human Griffin: Okay, Mavis!
[Mavis flies up the crystal as the boys give her some shade. Then, Eunice comes up.]
Eunice: (to Murray) Ready, Murray? Murray?
[Pan down to show Murray sleeping.]
Eunice: (offscreen) Murray!
Human Murray: (wakes up) I’m awake! What are we doing?
[Eunice groans and removes her head to throw in the air. Mavis follows the head in position before getting up top on a crystal. She turns to her vampire form.]
Mavis: (worries) Okay, Johnny, please still be in there.
[She fires the device at Johnny. They watched as the effects of the ray tried to make him human… but they wore off, he was still in monster form. He roars at her.]
Mavis: (confused) What?
[The monster bursts into the cave, shattering the crystal Mavis is on. She falls to the ground.]
Mavis: (gasps) We’re too late.
Human Dracula: (shocked) No! It can’t be!
[Suddenly, Drac steps on the gello Blobby. His foot was covered in Gello. He whines then gets an idea, looks at Johnny in determination.]
Human Dracula: (determined) This has to stop now!
[He puts his other foot on the gello…]
Human Dracula: (pan his head in frame) Sorry about this, Blobby.
[…then jerks his legs like a gun before he speeds off, firing himself like a speeding bullet. He skates through with his shoes covered in gelatin like an ice skater, rushing to a crystal ramp till he leaps in mid-air to the giant Johnny monster.]
Human Dracula: (in mid-air) JOHNNY!!!!
[The monster then grabs Drac in his hand.]
Mavis: (scared) Dad!
[Cut to Drac, the beast growls at him, getting closer.]
Human Dracula: (struggles) Johnny? 
[The monster roars and gets ready to breathe fire.]
Human Dracula: (calling out to Johnny) Johnny? Johnny, you are the marshmallow!
[He holds up a marshmallow and the giant monster stops for a moment.]
Human Griffin: (confused) Wait, he had a marshmallow on him?
Human Dracula: (speaks to the monster) You said that if I only saw the worst in things, I would miss the best parts. And you were right. I was so worried that you would ruin everything I cared about that I didn’t see… I didn’t see you. Your-your kindness, y-your energy, your… your Johnnyness. Before you, my life was like a burnt marshmallow, (burns the marshmallow with Johnny’s flames) hard and crunchy and sad. But you cracked it open… (cracks it open) and became the ooey-gooey center of all of our lives.
Human Wayne: (sighs) We’re dead.
Human Dracula: (stammers) What I’m trying to say is that you are part of the family. My family. I can’t believe it took becoming a human to finally realize it. And I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to say it, and maybe now it’s too late, but you taught me to look for the good in everything. And now I see that so much of the good in my life is because of you.
[This warms Monster Johnny’s heart, snapping his eyes back to yellow.]
MONSTER JOHNNY: (grunts) Dra… Drac?
Human Dracula: (happily) Johnny! 
[The giant Monster Johnny hugs the vampire.]
MONSTER JOHNNY: (warmly) Drac.
[Dracula hugs the monster back. Mavis softly smiles over this moment, touching and warmed her heart. Ericka walks to her proudly and hands her the ray. Mavis fires it at Johnny, shrinking him down back to human size outside the canyon. The gang walked to the canyon to spot them. Mavis smiles then flies to the boys, giving Johnny a tight hug by her strength.]
MAVIS: (overjoyed) Johnny!
Johnny: (strains) Mavis!
[She then brings Drac in and they all hug in embrace. Later that night, the blimp was heading back to Hotel Transylvania. However, red lights flashed inside. Cut inside, the monsters are back to normal! Frank still had his human haircut from before.]
Frank: (chuckles) Hey. Not bad, huh? (takes a selfie)
[He takes a selfie. Eunice shrieks and cuts off the hair with a sword. The hair is reduced to Frank’s regular hair, much to his dismay.]
Eunice: (smirks) Much better. (smooches her husband then takes a selfie)
[Meanwhile, Wanda relaxes on a lounge chair by herself while Wayne is stuck with the wolf pups as payback for his Walter trick.]
Wayne: (sighs) I miss being Walter. (one of the pups bites his foot) Ow!
[We then see Griffin about to remove his small clothes.]
Murray: (disgusted) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! (pulls up his pants) No-no! You-you are keeping those on!
GRIFFIN: (nonchalant) Don’t be so uptight. I’m inviz.
Murray: (disgusted) Man, just because you’re invisible doesn’t mean you get to be naked. What is wrong with you?
[Cut to Johnny holding the device at the Blobby gelatin.]
Johnny: (holds the device at the gelatin) All right, Blobby, you’re up.
[He zaps Blobby, turning him back into a monster. However, Johnny smiles nervously.]
Johnny: (smiles nervously) Uh… looking good?
[We see Blobby back to normal, but with the plate, fake eyes, and Drac’s footprints on his body. He blubbers in annoyance. On Dracula, he puts his best suit back on.]
Dracula: (chuckling) Oh.
[However, he sees Mavis steering the blimp and feels guilty. He wants to make it up to her for what happened. Ericka walks over to her vampire husband.]
Ericka: (assures Dracula) Go ahead. Now’s your chance.
[Johnny walks over to Mavis, holding the monsterfication ray device.]
Johnny: (joyfully) Hey, it was fun being a monster for a little bit. I wonder if Van Helsing can adjust this thing so that I’m a monster but still me.
Mavis: (takes the device away from him) I don’t think so.
Johnny: (joyfully) Ah, come on. How ’bout just a tail?
Mavis: (chuckles) No, Johnny. You’re perfect just the way you are.
[Dracula nervously walks over to the two.]
Dracula: (nervously) Uh, Mavey? Johnny?
Mavis: (to Dracula) Yes?
Dracula: (nervously) Well, I-I… I know a lot has happened, but I was hoping that, uh, if-if you’re still interested, I, uh… (chuckles) I wanted to say that the hotel… (sighs) that the hotel is… (sees something) DESTROYED!!!
JOHNNY and MAVIS: (shocked) Huh?!
[They then see that the hotel is in ruins.] 
Dracula: (shocked) What happened?!
[The ground shakes. Then, stomping out of the rubble was Gigi, now a giant kaiju. It roars then chews at the remains of the building.]
Dracula: (crushed) My… my… (gets angry) MY HOTEL!!
[He takes the ray, zips to the button that Mavis hit to fall out of the blimp, then when he slams it with his fist, he goes out and flies in bat form, carrying the device.]
Bat Dracula: (angrily) My hotel, my hotel, my hotel! MY HOTEL!!!!
[He fires it at Gigi, returning the gerbil back to normal size and form. He then flies down to the ruins of the hotel.]
Dracula: (crushed; while picking up the broken things) My… my hotel. My hotel. My hotel. My hotel.
[Upon ringing the bell, it makes a broken ding sound.]
Dracula: (crushed) My hotel.
[The gang comes out to mutter over the destroyed hotel.]
Mavis: (saddened) Oh, no.
Murray: (saddened) Oh, man, this is unbelievable.
[Rising out of the rubble, we see the monster pets and Van Helsing still alive. Tinkles opens his mouth to show Dennis and Winnie alive, as well as being out of the hypnosis.]
Dennis: Hi, Mama! Hi, Papa!
MAVIS and JOHNNY: Dennis!
[Dennis and Winnie run over to hug their families. However, their joy is short-lived as they look over to Dracula, bemoaning the loss of his hotel. Mavis and Johnny walk to the sad count.]
JOHNNY: (assures Dracula) Don’t worry, Drac. We’ll rebuild it just the way it was.
Dracula: (then) No. Rebuild it the way you want to. (holds out the key) It’s your hotel now.
[Johnny takes the key and the two are surprised by this.]
Mavis: (surprised) Dad, are you sure?
Dracula: (smiles warmly) It’s time to begin a new chapter.
[Fade to black. One year later, fireworks explode in the sky. On the ground, Mavis and Johnny lead Drac to the hotel. Mavis covers her dad’s eyes with her hand.]
Johnny: (excited) Okay, Drac, open your eyes!
[Mavis removes her hand and Drac opens his eyes to see the hotel fully repaired. It looks the same as before.]
DRACULA: (shocked) The… the hotel! I-I don’t understand. It-It’s exactly the same.
[As they go inside...]
Mavis: (smiles) Well, we just made a couple of tiny adjustments.
Dracula: (confused) Huh?
[“Love Is Not Hard to Find” by Yendry starts playing as we transition to a 2D-animated sequence. Inside the hotel, we see it’s a fancier hotel and a health spa. Drac looks around the place. Monsters running on treadmills, lava lamps used on chandeliers, and skeletons riding on motor scooters. He is surprised by this but accepts it. Cut to the movie’s title card appearing. Roll credits.]
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