Goodnight, Mr. Foot/Transcript

[Our story begins in the woods, where a big, furry creature peeks out from behind a tree. This is Bigfoot. After making sure no one is around, he steps out from the tree and starts walking off from the woods. He walked several miles across the land, even managing to walk underwater. The map shows his footprints walking from America to Transylvania, and we cut to Bigfoot still walking through the woods. He was starting to get exhausted from his long walk. And then, he found it. Hotel Transylvania! And it was right before his very eyes! The delighted creature enters the building, where it was inhabited by monsters of various shapes, sizes, and species. He comes over to the counter, which is run by a zombie clerk.]
Bigfoot: (pants) I'm very, very tired. I would like one very, very quiet room.
[The zombie clerk digs through his own mouth and gets out a key.]
Bigfoot: (quizzically) Is that for a very, very quiet room?
[The zombie moans in response.]
Bigfoot: (shrugs) All right. If you say so.
[While he walks off, we then see a witch maid cleaning up the hallway.]
Witch Maid: (sings) A witch's brew for me and you with goblin poo and pig slop goo.
[She hears a door slam offscreen.]
Witch Maid: (gasps) A hotel guest? (salutes) To serve and uphold the comfort of each guest. To strive for perfection in guest hospitality. These are the bylaws of the Hotel Transylvania as written by its manager and founder, Count Dracula.
[She high-fives the nearby Dracula. She then enters Bigfoot's room.]
Witch Maid: (to Bigfoot) Pardon me, your guestship. But will you be needing anything?
[She sees Bigfoot sleeping peacefully in bed.]
Witch Maid: (touched) The poor dear, all tuckered out like a wee baby.
[She shushes the audience before preparing to leave. However, she gasps when she sees an open window with wind blowing out.]
Witch Maid: (frowns) What a horrible draft. He'll surely catch death of a cold.
[She walks down the room with her boots clomping on the floor. Bigfoot fidgets in his sleep. Seeing this, the maid tries to find another way.]
Witch Maid: (quietly) Psst! Hey, broom. Broom. Hey, broom. (loudly) HEY!!!
[Bigfoot wakes up and looks around before going back to sleep. The camera pans up to show the witch maid hovering above on her broom. She gets on her broom and sighs in relief. She flies over to the window and gets off her broom. As it flies away, she tries to close the window. It wouldn't budge. She chuckles sheepishly and pushes it down, closing on her nose. She exclaims in pain. Bigfoot grunts and mumbles in his sleep. The witch maid lifts the window up to free her nose. She then looks up to see a spider crawling on the ceiling.]
Witch Maid: (groans) That spider will wake him for sure.
[As the spider crawls, it runs into the witch maid.]
Witch Maid: (angrily) You're dead, pesky noisemaker.
[She tries to squish the spider with her broom as it crawls away. As she dives down, she accidentally hits the sleeping Bigfoot. Bigfoot roars and stands up in bed. He looks around for the source of the noise. There was nobody there. He heaves for a moment until he yawns. Unknown to the sasquatch, the witch maid is on his back. She tries to leave, but Bigfoot, without noticing, grabs her and sets her like a pillow. He rests his head and goes back to sleep. The witch maid chuckles and shrugs before the iris closes on her. Roll credits.]
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