WotW: Week 08

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Weak of the Week: Week 08 	Weak of the Week: Week 08
 	
Axel & Vanguard 	Axel & Vanguard
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Sure, I'm a few days off, but it's close enough to Valentines Day to let our very first in-game "Couple" win as a pair of his-and-her weaklings. The first (and hopefully only) time that two characters will be awarded the illustrious title, but I mean, can you look at either of these two strawberry fools and tell me which one is worse? See you can't. They both are equally dressed for Weak of the Week success. Wait--imagine that, they're both in Doomsday Brigade! Our very first winner was also in that Super Group! They know how to pick 'em. Keep it up and you'll beat SODLAG for worst costumed supergroup! Eh, that's doubtful.Anyway, Axel and his friend (or lover, or sister, or office friend, or football teammate, or mother, or cosplayee) Vanguard both look like gritty, neon dark-tigers. Only she's got skull nipple pasties. Don't forget the pants. Heroes gotta wear 20-40 year outdated fad-pants in order to do dispense eventual justice. Eventual meaning they'll get around to it once they're done standing around in the center of town while doing nothing, chatting over broadcast, occasionally challenging level 6s to PVP matches. That's all anyone does on this game. But these two LOOK GOOD while doing it.I don't even know what they are in the first place, so how am I to comprehend why they both look like this?! Why blackyellow and not blackred? You felt it was overdone or something!? Why do they both have pants on, but no shirts? Where do they get pants that match their exact skin tones? Why not just change the skulls yellow too, did you feel that would have been overdoing it? "EVERYTHING else can be yellow or black, but these skull-shaped nipple pasties just need to be white!" Are they tiger-men or man-tigers? Are they cat related at all? Or have they gone all Jeff Hardy and doused themselves in neon paint? Are they both Jeff Hardy? He wore pants like that. If they are Jeff Hardy themed, why would Jeff Hardy clone himself and wear one wristband and nipple tassels!? Why are they called Axel and Vanguard?! WHY GOD WHY?!Sadly, you would think two fools running around in matching outfits like some kind of insane persons sick idea of the Double Mint twins wouldn't be all that common, but two people wearing the same costumes as one another is disappointingly routine. I guess they're a "couple." A couple of what you ask? A couple of weaklings.	Sure, I'm a few days off, but it's close enough to Valentines Day to let our very first in-game "Couple" win as a pair of his-and-her weaklings. The first (and hopefully only) time that two characters will be awarded the illustrious title, but I mean, can you look at either of these two strawberry fools and tell me which one is worse? See you can't. They both are equally dressed for Weak of the Week success. Wait--imagine that, they're both in Doomsday Brigade! Our very first winner was also in that Super Group! They know how to pick 'em. Keep it up and you'll beat SODLAG for worst costumed supergroup! Eh, that's doubtful.Anyway, Axel and his friend (or lover, or sister, or office friend, or football teammate, or mother, or cosplayee) Vanguard both look like gritty, neon dark-tigers. Only she's got skull nipple pasties. Don't forget the pants. Heroes gotta wear 20-40 year outdated fad-pants in order to do dispense eventual justice. Eventual meaning they'll get around to it once they're done standing around in the center of town while doing nothing, chatting over broadcast, occasionally challenging level 6s to PVP matches. That's all anyone does on this game. But these two LOOK GOOD while doing it.I don't even know what they are in the first place, so how am I to comprehend why they both look like this?! Why blackyellow and not blackred? You felt it was overdone or something!? Why do they both have pants on, but no shirts? Where do they get pants that match their exact skin tones? Why not just change the skulls yellow too, did you feel that would have been overdoing it? "EVERYTHING else can be yellow or black, but these skull-shaped nipple pasties just need to be white!" Are they tiger-men or man-tigers? Are they cat related at all? Or have they gone all Jeff Hardy and doused themselves in neon paint? Are they both Jeff Hardy? He wore pants like that. If they are Jeff Hardy themed, why would Jeff Hardy clone himself and wear one wristband and nipple tassels!? Why are they called Axel and Vanguard?! WHY GOD WHY?!Sadly, you would think two fools running around in matching outfits like some kind of insane persons sick idea of the Double Mint twins wouldn't be all that common, but two people wearing the same costumes as one another is disappointingly routine. I guess they're a "couple." A couple of what you ask? A couple of weaklings.
Offences 	Offences
• Black Redder (Don't act like changing the Red to Yellow makes it so I don't notice)• Superhero in Pants• What is It?• Did You (Both) Hit Random? 	• Black Redder (Don't act like changing the Red to Yellow makes it so I don't notice)• Superhero in Pants• What is It?• Did You (Both) Hit Random?
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Okay, so you used blackredder style but changed it to blackyellow. That's not an improvement, Slappy. Your girlfriend wearing the same outfit as you isn't cute; It just means that you're dressed like a girl. 	Okay, so you used blackredder style but changed it to blackyellow. That's not an improvement, Slappy. Your girlfriend wearing the same outfit as you isn't cute; It just means that you're dressed like a girl.
Category:Weak of the Week