Rowley and Boris jokes

210.Deep in the heart of the mystical forest, Rowley and Darwin embarked on a wild adventure. Rowley, a somewhat foolish 11-year-old, was dressed as his favorite character, Wee, while Darwin, a dehydrated fish, sported a peculiar outfit resembling a poo. They had affectionately christened each other Wee and Poo, continuing a long-standing tradition of inside jokes from their childhood.
As the sun began to set, Rowley and Darwin decided to set up camp for the night. They erected their tent and settled in, blissfully unaware of the mischief that lay in wait. Under the tranquil canopy of trees, the night slowly engulfed them.
Suddenly, Darwin's ears perked up at the sound of a strange rustling noise. He turned his head, drawing his attention to Rowley, who was discreetly using the portable potty. Curiosity stirring within him, Darwin ventured closer to investigate. To his utter shock, a flamethrower swiftly ignited, its flames singeing Darwin's face. The perpetrator of this prank turned out to be none other than Boris Johnson, who couldn't help but laugh heartily at the unfortunate turn of events.
With his face burnt to a crisp, Darwin sought solace while Rowley, unaware of the turmoil, carried on burying his poo as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred. It was at this very moment that Rowley spotted Boris, who was attempting to pick up the discarded poo. Acting on instinct, Rowley snatched it away from Boris, horrified at the idea of him mistaking it for a living creature.
Rowley's attention then shifted to Boris's treatment of Darwin. Witnessing a series of cruel pranks being played on his fishy friend, Rowley found himself both amused and entertained. He even grabbed a bucket of popcorn, munching away as Darwin endured Boris's prankish onslaught.
In an unforeseen turn of events, Boris proceeded to pleasure himself with a pancake mix called "Seman" - a mishap involving similar sounding words that left Rowley perplexed but oddly captivated. Darwin, now frozen with frostbite after being subjected to Boris's unconventional experiments, experienced a series of baffling incidents that ranged from being blown into space by a bubblegum-induced lift to having his legs ripped off by an eagle.
As Boris left the forest, satisfied with his playful tomfoolery, Rowley contemplated the strange turn of events. He realized that perhaps it was time for him to find a companion, someone who wouldn't subject him to such bizarre circumstances. His mind drifted to the idea of having a pet. The thought amused him, and he promptly pulled out his collection of 892 teddy bears, determined to find solace in their company.
With a mischievous twinkle in his eye, Rowley proceeded to smash the frozen Darwin onto the ground, hoping his friend would retreat into his sleep bag for shelter. Much to Rowley's surprise, Darwin inquired about his own sleep bag, wondering where Rowley's was. Rowley chuckled mischievously and replied, "I thought we could share." Darwin shuddered at the peculiar proposition as Rowley climbed into the sleep bag with his beloved teddy bears and, oddly enough, his loyal poo companion.
In the dead of the night, as Rowley and Darwin snuggled together, an unexpected catastrophe struck. A deafening explosion shattered the tranquility of the forest, disintegrating everything in its path. The force of the nuke disintegrated Rowley and darwin