Master Lox! the Game/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: September 23, 2017
Episode Copyrighted: 2017
This episode is rated TV-PG-L.
The episode starts at Master Lox's Lair. Plankton lays down on his stone cold bed in his boxers, looking fat and next to a bowl of cheese puffs just surfing Karen's TV Browser. Finally, she has enough.
Karen Plankton: Plankton, stop.
Plankton: Can it W.I.F.E! I’m surfing!
Pearl Master Lox: Shouldn’t you be cooking up some scheme that will usually fail to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
Lord Master Lox: That's the catch! OUR PLANS ALWAYS FAIL! WHY BOTHER?!
Pearl Master Lox: So, you want to give up and waste your life away until you die?
Plankton: That's a little dark, don’t you think?
Karen Plankton: Point is,.. I always guessed the day of your loser ideology finally catching up to you. I just thought you had something else in mind for your defeat.
Lord Master Lox: Shut up, you cold hearted robot! Put the TV Station back on!
Karen Plankton: Whatever you say Urkel.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Grrrr! *continues to surf the TV channels until coming onto a channel called “Game Central”*
Plankton: Game Central, what in tarnation is that?
Pearl Master Lox: It is..
Lord Master Lox: Shush! We're trying to watch!
Perch Perkins: Welcome! To Spin It Up! I’m Perch Perkins! With your host and usual news broadcaster from Royal Woods, Katherine Mulligan!
Katherine Mulligan: Hey contestants! To Spin It Up! Here with us is local teenager Pearl Krabs.
Pearl Krabs: Hello! Heehehehe! I’m on TV!
Katherine Mulligan: Midlife crisis veteran, Bubble Bass.
Bubble Bass: Super Awesome Midlife Crisis Veteran!
Katherine Mulligan: The Pageant Princess, Lola Loud.
Lola Loud: Princess is here!
Katherine Mulligan: And the evil Pageant Princess, Lindsey Sweetwater!
Lindsey Sweetwater: Ha ha, Lola! You're going down!
Katherine Mulligan: These four denizens will compete against each other in spinning the big wheel to see if they will land a cash prize of $1000, a good supplement of $100, or just a measly five bucks. You may spin the wheel Pearl.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *continues to intently watch this program*
Pearl Krabs: *spins the wheel, landing $100* $100?! This wheel hates me! *cries*
Pearl stomps out of the studio crying while rampaging through a production crew.
Katherine Mulligan: Your turn, Lola.
Lola Loud: *spins the wheel, landing $50* $50?! *growls*
Perch Perkins: Calm down, Lola. It's just $50.
Lola Loud: Okay fine.
Katherine Mulligan: Your turn Bubble Bass.
Bubble Bass: *spins the wheel with my mega large butt but ends up with not even 5 bucks but a tag that says look up* Look up at what?
Katherine Mulligan: Oh yeah I forgot to say, there is also a..
A coconut bonks on Bubble Bass’ head knocking him unconscious.
Katherine Mulligan: Coconut.... It's your turn, Lindsey.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Yeah! *spins the wheel and ends up with $20*
Katherine Mulligan: Oh, there is also a booby trap.
A booby trap cages Lindsey.
Lindsey Sweetwater: HEY, GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Katherine Mulligan: Well, that is all the time we have for today! See you next week, as long as we don’t have to go through legal trouble!
Perch Perkins: And see you next week for Spin the Wheel!
Credits roll.
Lord Master Lox: Wow…… That is the most amazing evil scheme I have ever seen!
Pearl Master Lox: It's a Game Show.
Lord Master Lox: A game show full of evil and horrid tricks that can really crush a person's hopes and dreams. If I devise the first ever My Lair Game Show, and have Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krew participate until they get frustrated!
Plankton: I will have the formula in no time! IT’S FOOLPROOF!
Karen Plankton: Oh my goodness. *rolls my robotic eyes*
Slide transition cuts to Master Lox's Lair, Lola and Lana walk over to the bar, where Rouge is temporarily serving drinks.
Lola Loud: Hello.
Rouge the Bat: *doesn't look up*
Lola Loud: I'm Lola Loud, here for the bartending job.
Rouge the Bat: Alright, you're hired. You start immediately. *leaves for the dancefloor*
Lana Loud: Well that was easy.
Lola Loud: Too easy. *takes a vial of stun-potion out of my pocket*
Lana Loud: What? Don't be silly and waste that stun-potion on club-owners, wait for villains.
Lola Loud: Why? She seems crappy anyway, and Master Lox knows I have enough vials. *pockets the vial*
She was holding and opening her bag, which is full of vials.
Lana Loud: You think an army of villains are gonna be waiting on the dancefloor for you?
Lola Loud: Oh, shush. *puts my bag on the bar and waits for someone to ask her for something to drink* You never know.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: *walks in through the doors and sits on a sofa*
Lola Loud: Look at him! You can practically smell! *grabs a stun-potion out of my bag.
Lana Loud: No, Lola! Not everyone is a villain! Lighten up!
A man on the dancefloor punches another man and they start fighting.
Lola Loud: You're telling me to lighten up, what about them!
A moment of silence as they watch the fighting.
Lana Loud: Lola! Stop it.
More people join in the fight until everyone is in a huge brawl.
Lola Loud: You're telling me, Lana? We're twins.
Lana Loud: *looks over at Zuckerbrot*
Lola thought looked like a villain. He is sitting on a sofa, laughing.
Lana Loud: *points to Zuckerbrot* That guy! He is a villain!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: *offscreen* Ahem. Excuse me, sirs.
The two run towards him, but he runs out the door. Lana and Lola chase him down to the bottom of the street and Lana captures him.
Lola Loud: Great! I just knew this would happen!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: What! Captured?! Nooooooooo!!!
The slide transition cuts to The Krusty Krab, a slow day. Mr. Krabs is hastily burning his taxes, Squidward is sleeping at the register as usual and SpongeBob is making sure the Subatomic Particles are clean. Suddenly, Master Lox walks in wearing a red PLAY! T-shirt.
Lord Master Lox: Hi!
Plankton: I'm here!
The Plankton Alarm goes off.
Lincoln Loud: *captures the tiny copepod*
Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there Plankton! You ain’t getting me formuler!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah! You are not getting the formuler!
Mr. Krabs: I got this!
Lord Master Lox: Oh don’t worry Eugene, I was just wondering if you, SpongeBob, Lincoln and that guy Agent P's enemy from Phineas and Ferb I think is named Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Squidward Tentacles: *wakes up* Dr. Doofenshmirtz?!
Lori Loud: Squidward!
Lord Master Lox: Right! Squidnoob! We were wondering if you guys want to participate in our first ever Master Lox’s Lair Game Show!
Mr. Krabs: No Master Lox’s Lair… wait… Game Show?
Lord Master Lox: Yep! Game Show!
Mr. Krabs: Wait.. Game Shows mean working for points, and if you get many points, you win.. MONEY!
Lord Master Lox: And prizes! Like a Form.. uh I mean.. Lounge!
Squidward Tentacles: *imagines my own personal Krusty Krab Lounge* Hmmm,.. lounge!
Plankton: So what do you say?
Squidward Tentacles: I accept!
Lori Loud: *whispers to Squidward* Get your name, Squidward?
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, get my name and lounge right though.
Mr. Krabs: Well usually, I would immediately distrust anything you try to involve me in due to always trying to steal ye a Krabby Patty but if I don’t take a possible chance in earning meself more money, I will go bankrupt! I accept Master Lox! I can’t believe I managed to say that.
Lord Master Lox: Then it is settled, to my Lair! *scurries to my Lair to get everything ready after jumping out of SpongeBob and Lincoln's grasp*
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don’t trust him guys.
Mr. Krabs: So you do.
Squidward Tentacles: Listen you morons, it's just a game show! You earn points to win a prize!
Mr. Krabs: And money!
Lori Loud: That's all! No Krabby Patties or formulas! Now let's go, sooner Squidward relaxes on his prize lounge recliner! The better!
Lincoln Loud: Ok, if you say so.
The five begin driving to Master Lox’s Lair. Master Lox overheard them.
Lord Master Lox: Heeehe!
The scene jumps to a transition.
Shadow the Hedgehog: *walks in the door* Hey Rouge, get me a soda.
Rouge the Bat: Sure, Shadow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh great... Shadow's here, Hey Shadow.
Shadow the Hedgehog: *without looking at him* You missed the reunion last month *sips my drink*
Lincoln Loud: Well not a very nice conversation starter and now it’s starting.
Katherine Mulligan: Welcome to Master Lox’s Game.. *reads card* Just a name, not literal,.. lies.. anyways.. our contestants are Eugene H. Krabs, miserly father and corporate cheapskate.
Mr. Krabs: I like money! Arrgh arrgh arrgh arrgh!
Katherine Mulligan: Lori Loud, the oldest Loud sibling.
Lori Loud: Literally!
Katherine Mulligan: Schizword Tentballs, lonely octopus and lazy cynic.
Squidward Tentacles: Squidward Tentacles!
Katherine Mulligan: Lana Loud and Lola Loud, the twins.
Lana and Lola Loud: Yes!
Katherine Mulligan: Lincoln Loud, the hero.
Lincoln Loud: Woo!
Katherine Mulligan: SpongeBob SquarePants, the frycook and expert jellyfisher/bubble blower/snail owner.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Master Lox’s game unsettles me a bit.
Katherine Mulligan: Shadow the Hedgehog, using Chaos Control.
Shadow the Hedgehog: I’m Shadow! Shadow the Hedgehog!
Katherine Mulligan: Rouge the Bat, his girlfriend/bar.
Rouge the Bat: Rouge the Bat!
Katherine Mulligan: And finally, with your host, Evil Lord J. Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: *walks with my inator* Hello, cretons and future minions! Welcome to Master Lox’s Game! We have tons of activities for today! Even though I am on a low budget. Cutting to the chase, our first activity is to fill in the blank and do some math for three rounds. Whoever gets it correct wins 200 points! 
Karen Plankton: *gets the first sentence up on my monitor while continuing to film with a camera*
Lord Master Lox: First Sentence!.... who has ____ _________ for protein!
Squidward Tentacles: *presses the buzzer first and following is Mr. Krabs, Shadow, Rouge, Lori, Lola, Lana, Lincoln and SpongeBob* Sold Hobos?
Lord Master Lox: I'm sorry, Squidward! That's incorrect! Fed Krabby Patties! Minus 200 points!
Round 1, Level 1, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (0), SpongeBob (0), Lori (0), Lana (0), Lola (0), Lincoln (0), Shadow (0), Rouge (0).
Squidward Tentacles: I hate my life.
Lord Master Lox: Next question is the root in math! What is the square root of 443556?
Lori Loud: *presses the buzzer before Mr. Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob, Lola, Lana, Lincoln, Shadow and Rouge do* I know. 200?
Lord Master Lox: Good guess, Lori but incorrect! The square root of 443556 is 666 like Guest 666 from Roblox! Minus 200 points!
Lori Loud: Dang it!
Round 1, Level 1, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (0), SpongeBob (0), Lori (-200), Lana (0), Lola (0), Lincoln (0), Shadow (0), Rouge (0).
Lord Master Lox: Final question on Level 1! _______enemy is _______ __________.
Lola Loud: *presses the buzzer before Mr. Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob, Lori, Lana, Lincoln, Shadow and Rouge do* Lana. She's my twin.
Lord Master Lox: Incorrect! Your enemy is Lindsey Sweetwater! *points to Lola* Minus 200 points for her!
Lola Loud: *screams*
Round 1, Level 1, Part 3 Results: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (0), SpongeBob (0), Lori (-200), Lana (0), Lola (-200), Lincoln (0), Shadow (0), Rouge (0).
Lord Master Lox: Now move on to Level 2! There are nine of them and whoever is correct at guessing, wins 400 points! Let's go! SpongeBob's best friend Patrick Evaded The Big Bad Wolf So He Can ________ a ________ __________ for Dinner!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *presses the buzzer before Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Lori, Lola, Lana, Lincoln, Shadow and Rouge do* Eat a KK Pizza! Since it's for him and me!
Lord Master Lox: Close! But wrong!! Consume a Krabby Patty! Minus 400 points!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles!
Round 1, Level 2, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (0), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-200), Lana (0), Lola (-200), Lincoln (0), Shadow (0), Rouge (0).
Lord Master Lox: Next question! What is _________ enemy?
Lincoln Loud: *presses the buzzer before Mr. Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob, Lori, Lola, Lana, Shadow and Rouge do* Um, Leni. She's a great sister.
Lord Master Lox: WRONG!! It's Chandler! Minus 400 points!
Lincoln Loud: Dang it!
Round 1, Level 2, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (0), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-200), Lana (0), Lola (-200), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (0), Rouge (0).
Lord Master Lox: Final question on Level 2! What is 4x+30=110?
Lana Loud: *presses the buzzer before Mr. Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob, Lori, Lola, Lincoln, Shadow and Rouge do* 6.
Lord Master Lox: Wrong! The correct answer is x=20!
Lana Loud: Dang it!
Round 1, Level 2, Part 3 Results: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (0), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-200), Lana (-400), Lola (-200), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (0), Rouge (0).
Mr. Krabs: You boys wouldn’t last a day in the Navy! Arrgh Arrgh!
Lord Master Lox: Now move on to the final level! There are nine of them and whoever is correct at guessing, wins 350 points! Let's go!
_____ _______ decided to lend the Krabby Patty Secret Formula to ___.
Mr. Krabs: *presses the buzzer before Squidward, SpongeBob, Lori, Lola, Lana, Lincoln, Shadow and Rouge do* Mr. Krabs ……. Plankton?
Lord Master Lox: CORRECT! 350 points!
Mr. Krabs: Yaha! Wait, I wouldn’t let ye the formuler?
Lord Master Lox: Just a game!
Mr. Krabs: If you say so.
Round 1, Level 3, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (350), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-200), Lana (-400), Lola (-200), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (0), Rouge (0).
Lord Master Lox: Next question! What is ________ superpower?
Shadow the Hedgehog *presses the buzzer before Mr. Krabs Squidward, SpongeBob, Lori, Lola, Lana, Lincoln and Rouge do* Chaos Control.
Lord Master Lox: Correct! 350 points!
Shadow the Hedgehog: It's like a teleport.
Round 1, Level 3, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (350), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-200), Lana (-400), Lola (-200), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (350), Rouge (0).
Lord Master Lox: Final question on the final level on Round 1! What is 5x5?
Rouge the Bat: *presses the buzzer like Mr. Krabs Squidward, SpongeBob, Lori, Lola, Lana, Lincoln and Shadow did* 25.
Lord Master Lox: That's correct! That's 350 points!
Round 1, Level 3, Part 3 and Overall Results so far: Squidward (-200), Mr. Krabs (350), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-200), Lana (-400), Lola (-200), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (350), Rouge (350). The next round is “Guess The Ingredients and Math.”
Lord Master Lox: Next Round is Guess The Ingredient and Math! SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Squidnoob, Lincoln, Lori, Lana, Lola, Shadow and Rouge!
Squidward Tentacles: Squidward! Don't call me Squidnoob!
Lord Master Lox: Will guess the random ingredient displayed on Plankton and his W.I.F.E! There are three of them and whoever is correct at guessing, wins 400 points! Let's go!
First Example..
Lord Master Lox: He is purple, round, makes his caregivers cry, who is he?
Squidward Tentacles: *presses the buzzer* Patrick Star on a cold Winter Morning?
Screen cuts to Patrick's house, Patrick is watching Master Lox's game on TV.
Patrick Star: Meanie!
Screen cuts back to Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox: Stupid! He is not an ingredient! Minus 400!
Round 2, Level 1, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-600), Mr. Krabs (350), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-200), Lana (-400), Lola (-200), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (350), Rouge (350).
Lord Master Lox: Next question! I am green, round, makes my caregivers cry, who am I?
Lori Loud: *presses the buzzer* Leni Loud at the Royal Woods Mall?
Screen cuts to the Loud House, Leni is watching Master Lox's game on TV.
Leni Loud: I'm totes watching it!
Screen cuts back to Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox: Idiot! She is not an ingredient either! Minus 400!
Round 2, Level 1, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-600), Mr. Krabs (350), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-600), Lana (-400), Lola (-200), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (350), Rouge (350).
Lord Master Lox: Final question for Level 1! What is 4x(5-3)?
Lola Loud: *presses the buzzer* 20?
Lord Master Lox: Imbecile! 4x(5-3) is not 20! Minus 400!
Round 2, Level 1, Part 3 Results: Squidward (-600), Mr. Krabs (350), SpongeBob (-400), Lori (-600), Lana (-400), Lola (-600), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (350), Rouge (350).
Lord Master Lox: Spongedolt?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Onion!
Lord Master Lox: Good!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rises up to 400 points total*
Lord Master Lox: Continuing! I am Red, liquidy, and make a French Fry Call for me more than mustard! Who am I?
Spongebob presses the button.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Catsup?
Lord Master Lox: Close! I’ll just add 100!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rises to 500*
Squidward Tentacles: Cheater!
Lola Loud: *growls*
Shadow Hedgehog: Rouge, kill him!
Lord Master Lox: No killing people, guys! Mr. Krabs Cakes?
Mr. Krabs: Ketchup! Really Awesome! Third to Money of course! And second to jewels!
Lord Master Lox: DELIGHTFUL!
Round 2, Level 2, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-600), Mr. Krabs (1150), SpongeBob (500), Lori (-600), Lana (-400), Lola (-600), Lincoln (-400), Shadow (350), Rouge (350).
Lord Master Lox: Next question! I am orange, I am a vegetable, a rabbit eats me, who am I?
Lincoln Loud: *presses the button*
Lord Master Lox: Yes, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Carrot!
Lord Master Lox: Correct! 800 points!
Lincoln Loud: *rises up to 800 points total*
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, you can't do that! That's cheating!
Lord Master Lox: Squidward, Lincoln's got a point!
Round 2, Level 2, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-600), Mr. Krabs (1150), SpongeBob (500), Lori (-600), Lana (-400), Lola (-600), Lincoln (800), Shadow (350), Rouge (350).
Lord Master Lox: Final question for Level 2! What is 20÷5?
Lana Loud: *presses the buzzer* 4!
Lord Master Lox: Correct! 800 points!
Round 2, Level 2, Part 3 Results: Squidward (-600), Mr. Krabs (1150), SpongeBob (500), Lori (-600), Lana (400), Lola (-600), Lincoln (400), Shadow (350), Rouge (350).
Lord Master Lox: Plankton is Green, a great pleasure and his cousin loves to startle kitty cats! Who is he?
Squidward Tentacles: *presses the button* Celery?
Lord Master Lox: NO!
Squidward Tentacles: *gets another 700 docked* Grrrrr!!
Lord Master Lox: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pickles! Don’t steal them Bubble Bass!
Lord Master Lox: SUPER!
Round 2, Level 3, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-1300), Mr. Krabs (1150), SpongeBob (1200), Lori (-600), Lana (400), Lola (-600), Lincoln (400), Shadow (350), Rouge (350).
Lord Master Lox: Next question! I am white, it has power, it has a taste, who am I?
Shadow the Hedgehog: *presses the button* Sugar!
Lord Master Lox: Goody for you! 700 points!
Round 2, Level 3, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-1300), Mr. Krabs (1150), SpongeBob (1200), Lori (-600), Lana (400), Lola (-600), Lincoln (400), Shadow (1050), Rouge (350).
Lord Master Lox: Final question on the final level on Round 2! What is 64÷(4x2)?
Rouge the Bat: *presses the button* 8.
Lord Master Lox: Correct! 700 points!
Round 2, Level 3, Part 3 and Overall Results so far: Squidward (-1300), Mr. Krabs (1150), SpongeBob (1200), Lori (-600), Lana (400), Lola (-600), Lincoln (400), Shadow (1050), Rouge (1050).
Squidward Tentacles: This is so rigged!
Lori Loud: This is embarrassing!
Mr. Krabs: I want to win! I want me money!
Next game is Sumo Wrestling.
Lord Master Lox: It is time to Sumo Wrestle! Whoever is the final one left standing on my totally not Krabby Patty Analyzer, winks* wins! 3 levels total! The first level is 350 points each, the second level is 700 points each and the last level is 600 points each! Begin!
Squidward Tentacles: *tries to push Lori off*
But he slips and falls.
Lori Loud: *tries to push Lola*
But she has a makeover. Lola wins.
Round 3, Level 1, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-1650), Mr. Krabs (1150), SpongeBob (1200), Lori (-950), Lana (400), Lola (-250), Lincoln (400), Shadow (1050), Rouge (1050).
Next round.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *tries to push Lincoln*
But he gets repelled and sent down.
Lincoln Loud: *tries to push Lana*
But he gets muddy. Lana wins.
Round 3, Level 1, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-1650), Mr. Krabs (1150), SpongeBob (850), Lori (-950), Lana (750), Lola (-250), Lincoln (50), Shadow (1050), Rouge (1050).
Final round in level 1.
Shadow the Hedgehog: *tries to push Rouge*
Rouge the Bat: *punches Shadow, then tries to push Mr. Krabs*
But she gets repelled and sent down. Krabs wins.
Round 3, Level 1, Part 3 Results: Squidward (-1650), Mr. Krabs (1500), SpongeBob (850), Lori (-950), Lana (750), Lola (-250), Lincoln (50), Shadow (700), Rouge (700).
Next level...
Squidward Tentacles: *kicks Lori off and struggles with Lola* Pageant Queen!
Lola Loud: What?!
Squidward Tentacles: *punches Lola in the face*
Round 3, Level 2, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-950), Mr. Krabs (1500), SpongeBob (850), Lori (-950), Lana (750), Lola (-950), Lincoln (50), Shadow (700), Rouge (700).
Next round.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *kicks Lincoln off and struggles with Lana* Lana?!
Lana Loud: I don't know? I lose points for that.
Round 3, Level 2, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-950), Mr. Krabs (1500), SpongeBob (1550), Lori (-950), Lana (50), Lola (-950), Lincoln (50), Shadow (700), Rouge (700).
Final round in level 2.
Shadow the Hedgehog: *kicks Rouge off and struggles with Mr. Krabs
Mr. Krabs manages to trick him.
Shadow the Hedgehog: Money!
Mr. Krabs: Where? *leaps off to look*
He realizes he has been tricked.
Mr. Krabs: SON OF A *dolphin censor*
Lord Master Lox: HEY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, MR. KRABS!
Round 3, Level 2, Part 3 Results: Squidward (-950), Mr. Krabs (800), SpongeBob (1550), Lori (-950), Lana (50), Lola (-950), Lincoln (50), Shadow (1400), Rouge (700).
Final level...
Lori Loud: *picks Squidward and Lola up and throws them off*
Round 3, Level 3, Part 1 Results: Squidward (-1550), Mr. Krabs (800), SpongeBob (1550), Lori (-350), Lana (50), Lola (-1450), Lincoln (50), Shadow (1400), Rouge (700).
Next round.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *picks Lincoln and Lana up and throws them off*
Round 3, Level 3, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-1550), Mr. Krabs (800), SpongeBob (2150), Lori (-350), Lana (-450), Lola (-1450), Lincoln (-550), Shadow (1400), Rouge (700).
Rouge the Bat: *picks Shadow up and throws him off
Then she and Krabs go at it but Rouge with his absorbency, puffs Krabs off.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh!
Round 3, Level 3, Part 2 Results: Squidward (-1550), Mr. Krabs (300), SpongeBob (2150), Lori (-350), Lana (-450), Lola (-1450), Lincoln (-550), Shadow (800), Rouge (1300).
Lincoln Loud: Maybe this won’t be so bad after all!
To avoid rambling,.. a montage is shown of more events. Mr. Krabs wins 1250 points on a Cops And Robbers Game. Shadow wins 1000 points on The Chaos Control. Rouge loses 500 points by getting punched by the fist.
Rouge the Bat: Ow.
SpongeBob wins 1000 points on The Whammy. Lincoln wins 800 points on The Arcade. Lana loses 400 points on Electricity.
Lana Loud: *gets electrocuted and screams*
Lola wins 500 points on the Makeover. Lori wins 400 points on the Phone. Squidward loses 200 points on the Try To Tame A Guard Worm Game.
Guard Worms: *chases Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: HELP! AAAAAAHHHH!!
SpongeBob wins 3200 points on Capture The Snail. Lincoln wins 400 points on Capture The Cat. Lana wins 1200 points on Capture The Flag. Rouge loses 400 points on The Banana Peel. Shadow loses 50 points for using Chaos Control. Mr. Krabs loses 100 points on Croquet. Lola loses 1200 points for being ugly. Lori loses 150 points for posting inappropriate content. Squidward loses 450 points on Square Dancing.
Results so far: Squidward (-2150), Mr. Krabs (1450), SpongeBob (6350), Lori (-100), Lana (350), Lola (-2150), Lincoln (650), Shadow (1750), Rouge (400).
Lord Master Lox: We are off to the final round! Now, this is similar to the Sentence Game but instead of filling in the blanks, it is guessing the word! Worth 901 points! First up Scootpad!
Squidward Tentacles: Squidward..
Lord Master Lox: Who should get a sneak peek at the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
Squidward Tentacles: I don’t know! I DON’T WORK THE GRILL! I’M OUT!! THIS GAME IS STUPID!! PANSIES!
Lola Loud: I HATE THIS GAME! I'M OUTTA HERE!
Lori Loud: YEAH, ME TOO!
Squidward Tentacles, Lori and Lola Loud: *storms out of Master Lox's Lair*
Lord Master Lox: Sore Loser…. anyways, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I do know but I might not know since the formula is known to somebody which is not me as I don’t know that person, so I may know who he or she is, even if I don’t know and..
Lord Master Lox: SHUT IT UP FOREVER!! YOU JAWBREAKERS!! Ugh, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: You’re trying to trick question me! So me answer is Plankton!
Lord Master Lox: CORRECT! 901 points.
Results so far: Mr. Krabs (6351), SpongeBob (6350), Lana (350), Lincoln (650), Shadow (1750), Rouge (400).
Mr. Krabs: I win! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles!
Lord Master Lox: Oh, that hurts.
Plankton: Master Lox?
After an extensive sparring match, the bar is nearly destroyed. Rouge goes inside and she is devastated!
Rouge the Bat: *sees my bar completely destroyed*
Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmm? Oh sorry Rouge... I can fix it in under 10 seconds for you! *uses my Crystalline Emerald to clean up the whole bar*
Rouge the Bat: Hmph. I am so disappointed in you, Shadow. Next time if I ever see another bar fight, I'd kick you out of here. *walks away to my office*
Shadow the Hedgehog: Rouge, I'm so sorry!!
Mr. Krabs: Where's me cash?! Where's me cash?!
Plankton: You’ll get your cash as soon as you give me the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!
Mr. Krabs: One Secret Formula!
SpongeBob SquarePants: NO! DON’T!
Mr. Krabs: Why?.....
Shadow the Hedgehog: *growls* This is ridiculous! I'm leaving! *leaves*
Mr. Krabs: Shadow, come back! *angrily* WAIT A SECOND! WAS GAME OF EVIL, JUST GOING TO STEAL ME FORMULER EVEN IF I WIN CASH?!
Plankton: Oh shut it, Eugene!
Mr. Krabs: *crushes Plankton with my foot* Is there money or not?!
Plankton: *bones and jaw broken* Noooooo.
Mr. Krabs: *crushes him again*
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Lana Loud: *exits Master Lox's Lair*
Mr. Krabs: You were right me boys, I should’ve listened to ye. I honestly can not believe how that tiny moron who will never be the man his mother was, swindled me like that?!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln and Lana Loud: Money.
Mr. Krabs: MONEY?! WHERE?!!
Lincoln and Lana Loud: Our point.
Mr. Krabs: …… Oh… never mind.
Scene cuts to outside Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *exits looking all injured*
Plankton: *eyes The Krusty Krab on the telescope* I’ll get you formula!!
Suddenly the guard worms from earlier come running up.
Lord Master Lox: Oh no.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *runs* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! SQUIDWARD, LORI, LOLA HELP!!!
Master Lox and Plankton are chased by the worms while passing by Squidward, Lori and Lola, who are waiting for the bus.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh.. now you get my name right.
Lori Loud: Right, Squidward.
Lola Loud: *sighs* Yeah right.
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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