The First Tarr

= The First Tarr =
I am beautiful, popular, and EVIL. -Shaileen, the first tarr.
== The Backstory ==
Let's face it. We either like tarr or don't like them. It's your opinion. But have you ever heard of the first tarr?
=== As a Pink Slime ===
10,000 years ago, a beautiful pink slime was born. She was a perfect shade of pink. Her beady eyes reflected so much light. When she got older, like a teenager at this time, she got so many boys to ask her out. She refused all of them. She liked to play hard to get. She was not like the rest of her peers. She got into dark arts. She began abusing substances. (by substances I mean magic.) Fire magic specifically. She practiced cannibalism. One day she made a potion. It was made from primordy oil, and foreign plorts. Then...
== OH NOOOOOooh ==
She dun goofed up when she drank it. (you know what I mean. Maybe.) She ate other slimes. She kinda liked it. Soon she ate more and more slimes. She raised them into other tarr. She rose an empire entirely off of eating slimes. They were raiding Sur-adal, in what is now the ancient ruins. If you looked on Glory of the Slime Species: A Slime Rancher Based RPG, you'd know what happened next. The glass desert was actually part of the ancient ruins, or in this time, Sur-adal. But she and her empire abused fire magic and made a huge firestorm. It was so bad it scorched the once verdant grasses into sand. And there was so much ash in the sea that it turned into the sand sea. And the fire froze into those glass tower things that you see. Don't believe me? THEN HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THOSE CRYSTAL CONCHES THAT YOU SEE AT THE START OF THE GLASS DESERT? AND THOSE UNNATURAL TOWERS! She and the tarr empire were going to be banished from the far far range. She wouldn't take that. So she declared war. The rest of the slimes won, and she got banished. But just before before she was banished, she cursed them. " If a largo eats a plort that is not theirs, they will be mine." (her exact and last words.)
== Closing ==
The end. What do you think? Share it in the comments below.