歩きスマホの道はローマに通ず (Aruki Sumaho no Michi wa Roma ni Tsuuzu)

==Lyrics==
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「有罪！歩きスマホ防止法を 	"yuuzai! aruki sumaho boushihou o 	"GUILTY!!" You broke the "Anti-Phone-Zombies Act".
軽々に破った罪はかなり重いぞ 	keikei ni yabutta tsumi wa kanari omoi zo 	You should not lightly cross the line.
被告を亀に変身させて流刑とする 	hikoku o kame ni henshin sasete rukei to suru 	I sentence you for transformation into a turtle and for exile.
帰る条件は『学ぶ』こと」 	kaeru jouken wa "manabu" koto" 	The only condition you could come back is to "learn".
 	 	
見知らぬ海辺でむせび泣いてると 	mishiranu umibe de musebi naiteru to 	When I was sobbing on an unknown beach,
王様に拾われて安泰を得たが 	ousama ni hirowarete antai o etaga 	a king secured me for peace.
彼は民衆にひん剥かれ国を追われた 	kare wa minshuu ni hin mukare kuni o owareta 	However, he was taken everything by his people and he was exiled from the land.
ここは古代ローマ 共和政の始まり 	koko wa kodai rooma kyouwasei no hajimari 	I was in ancient Rome, the beginning of the Roman Republic.
 	 	
でも実態 権力は貴族(元老院)が独占 	demo jittai kenryoku wa kizoku ga dokusen 	However, in fact, aristocrats(the senate) dominated the power.
平民の立場は老いたバッタ以下 	heimin no tachiba wa oita batta ika 	Commoners were regarded less than old grasshoppers.
貴族の餌は美味しいが平民は泥しかくれず 	kizoku no esa wa oishii ga heimin wa doro shika kurezu	Aristocrats gave delicious foods while commoners fed only mud.
格差を抱えたまま拡大戦争へ 	kakusa o kakaeta mama kakudai sensou e 	Including disparity in the society, they continued extending the war.
 	 	
その間農地は荒れ無産市民が増加 	sono kannouchi wa are musanshimin ga zouka 	During the war, farms were worn-out and proletarians were increased.
セレブ(地主)は代わりに奴隷を使って大儲け 	serebu wa kawari ni dorei o tsukatte oomouke 	On the other hand, wealth people earned more by using slaves.
貴族の餌はもはや金 	kizoku no esa wa mohaya kane 	Aristocrats even fed me money itself.
 	 	
平民は私の刺身を狙う 	heimin wa watashi no sashimi o nerau 	Commoners tried to hunt me to cook sashimi.
閥族派のスラ VS 平民派のマリウス 	batsuzokuha no sura VS heiminha no mariusu 	"Sulla: the Optimates" VS "Marius: the Populares"
スパルタクスの反乱 内乱の時代へ 	suparutakusu no hanran nairan no jidai e 	"The War of Spartacus". We're entering civil wars.
甲羅を盾にされ戦地へ 	koura o tate ni sare senchi e 	I was sent to the war zone for being a shell-shield.
 	 	
歩き私止めて！誰か助けて！ 	aruki watashi tomete! dareka tasukete! 	"Don't make me a true zombie!! Don't kill Me!"
カエサル！ポンペイウス！クラッスス！ 	kaesaru! ponpeiusu! kurassusu! 	Caesar, Pompeius, and Crassus!
平民派が治め三頭政治を開始 	heiminha ga osame santou seiji o kaishi 	Populares were ruling Rome and the 1st Triumviratus began.
これなら一安心？いいかい、良い子のみんな 	kore nara hitoanshin? ii kai, ii ko no minna 	Now get relieved? Remember guys,
歩きスマホすると(必ず)こうなるよ 	aruki sumaho suru to kou naru yo 	this is the (inevitable) consequence of Phone-Zombies.
 	 	
クラッススはお年玉のようにすぐに消え 	kurassusu wa otoshidama no you ni sugu ni kie 	Crassus's gone like easy money.
ポンペイウスはまさかの元老院に寝返り 	ponpeiusu wa masaka no genrouin ni negaeri 	Pompeius went over to the senate. WHY.
彼を倒したカエサルもブルートゥスが暗殺 	kare o taoshita kaesaru mo buruutusu ga ansatsu 	Caesar punished him, but he was assassinated by Brute.
甲羅にできた傷が(ロバのヨダレ柄)が治る日は来ない 	koura ni dekita kizu ga naoru hi wa konai 	The scar on my shell (Drooling Donkey) would never heal.
 	 	
アントニウス、レピドゥス、オクタウィアヌスの 	antoniusu, repidusu, okutawianusu no 	Antonius, Lepidus, and Octavianus.
二度目の三頭政治がじとっと始まる 	nidome no santou seiji ga jitotto hajimaru 	The 2nd Triumviratus began, damply.
レピドゥスはお年玉のようにすぐに消えたので 	repidusu wa otoshidama no you ni sugu ni kieta no de 	Lepidus's gone like easy money.
残った二人の対立 再放送かよ 	nokotta futari no tairitsu saihousou ka yo 	The new conflict began among those two left. Am I watching a recording?
 	 	
カエサルの遺志を継ぐ養子・オクタウィアヌスは 	kaesaru no ishi o tsugu youshi okutawianusu wa 	Octavianus (adopted child of Caesar) followed his father's footsteps.
クレオパトラと組んだアントニウスと対立 	kureopatora to kunda antoniusu to tairitsu 	Antonius, teamed up with Cleopatra, stood against him.
 	 	
アクティウムの対戦で亀は 	akutiumu no taisen de kame wa 	In the Battle of Actium,
養子の勝利に貢献 	youshi no shouri ni kouken 	I worked for Octavianus and brought him victory.
彼は元老院の権威をも 	kare wa genrouin no ken'i o mo 	He started Principate,
尊重した元首政を敷く 	sonchou shita genshusei o shiku 	which well-balanced with the power of the senate.
カエサルとは違う結末 	kaesaru to wa chigau ketsumatsu 	It was totally different from what happened in Caesar's.
人はこうして成長した 	hito wa koushite seichoushita 	I've witnessed how people progressed
過去から『学ぶ』ことで 	kako kara "manabu" koto de 	by "learning" from the past.
 	 	
亀でもいいけどねもう別に なんせ平和 	kame demo ii kedo ne mou betsu ni nanse heiwa 	Although being a turtle is fine, it's a really peaceful life
五賢帝のおかげでパクス=ロマーナ 	gokentei no okage de pakusu = romaana 	Thanks to the Five Good Emperors, it was Pax Romana.
水道浴場も完備 なんて快適 	suidou yokujou mo kanbi nante kaiteki 	With water supply and public baths, it's very comfortable
生まれつき亀だったかも 	umaretsuki kame datta kamo 	Maybe I could have been born as a turtle
 	 	
それでもローマは広くなりすぎた 	soredemo rooma wa hiroku narisugita 	However, Rome became too large.
カラカラが属州市民の権利を拡大 	karakara ga zokushuu shimin no kenri o kakudai 	Caracalla expanded citizenship in provinces,
しかし各地で軍人皇帝が乱立 	shikashi kakuchi de gunjinkoutei ga ranritsu 	which led to the flood of Barracks emperors.
人は争いを繰り返す 	hito wa arasoi o kurikaesu 	"Conflicts between people are repeated.
 	 	
ディオクレティアヌスは神を名乗って 	diokuretianusu wa kami o nanotte 	Diocletian advertises himself as God.
コンスタンティヌはキリスト教を認め 	konsutantinu wa kirisutokyou o mitome 	Constantinus approved Christianity.
統一も狙うもかえって争いに 	touitsu mo nerau mo kaette arasoi ni 	They aimed unification in their ways, but only ended up triggering another fight.
デオトシウスは死の淵で苦しみを打ち明けた 	deotoshiusu wa shi no fuchi de kurushimi o uchiaketa 	Theodosius confessed his suffering at his last moment.
 	 	
「誰もが幸せになる方法が 	"daremo ga shiawase ni naru houhou ga 	"We were looking for a way to bring peace to everyone.
手を取り合う道がどうしても見つからない 	te o toriau michi ga doushite mo mitsukaranai 	We were looking for a way to let people help each other. Now, we ARE still do it.
甲羅を持たない人は 	koura o motanai hito wa 	We human do not have a shell
背中を預ける誰かが要るのに」 	senaka o azukeru dareka ga iru no ni" 	so we need somebody to leave our back."
 	 	
「次こそ見つけてくれますように」 	"tsugi koso mitsukete kuremasu you ni" 	"I hope we'll find the way after me"
その願いが叶うことはついになかった 	sono negai ga kanau koto wa tsui ni nakatta 	The wish was never come true.
ローマは東西に分かれ消滅する 	rooma wa touzai ni wakare shoumetsu suru 	The Roman Empire fell. Divided by East and West.
私はやっと理解した 	watashi wa yatto rikai shita 	I finally understood.
世界は過去の人々が 	sekai wa kako no hitobito ga 	The world is build on people in the past,
傷付けあって 認め合って 	kizutsuke atte mitome atte 	who fought each other, acknowledged each other,
失敗を重ねて作ったこと 	shippai o kasanete tsukutta koto 	and failed again and again.
 	 	
それは今でも道半ばにあること 	sore wa ima demo michi nakaba ni aru koto 	And I understood we're still halfway.
「学んだ」私は元の時代へ 	"mananda" watashi wa moto no jidai e 	I, who "learned" it, came back to where I was.
世界が少し違って見えるのは 	sekai ga sukoshi chigatte mieru no wa 	The world looks slightly different.
多分私が変わったからだ 	tabun watashi ga kawatta karada 	I know because I've changed.
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