Anarchists United

The Anarchists United was an alliance between Kuba and e34 on the SMP Season 1 made with an anarchist stance, and was made for the purpose of disestablishing the entire server's governments and cause eternal anarchy. It was disbanded during after the Exile Conflict.
Because of the minimal surviving material of anything before 9 October, 2021 (DPPL Season 3), I, e34, am relying on writing this page with chatlogs on Discord.
== Etymology ==
The name Anarchists United has never been mentioned in any (surviving) chat logs, however on a world download 2 years later e34 found that at the base, there were signs dubbing themselves "Anarchists United", as well as a blue and red banner hanging.
== History ==
On 6 January, 2021 e34 and Kuba began to plot to assassinate Kacpi1600, which would however fail due to him having /op. Eventually, a second plot was made to destroy the Village of Communism of the server, ruled by the Soviet Union 2. e34 stole the entire community house like how the Grinch stole Christmas, and began to explode the community island with TNT.
On the 9th of January, it was confirmed that the inhabitants found the destruction as well as Kuba's stash, and between the 8th and 9th he was exiled by all governments in the server, running 2000 blocks away from Ginger Town, to which e34 immediately began hurrying to Kuba's location. Around the 10th of January, e34 and Kuba would take over a village and name it Noncelandia after some short pondering. It was quickly surveyed by a hunter on the 11th, who left shortly thereafter.
On the 12th of January, the duo began plotting again to take revenge on the State of Ginger, planning to first stir up the members of the government and start a national schism, and burn down Big Boris while the government is fighting eachother. After that, they head to Shober Mansion and Ginger Manor storage areas, destroy both and destroy the wall defenses of the Ginger Military Base with pickaxes, then destroy the wolf soldiers with TNT and Withers.
Kuba had already destroyed the Big Boris bell at that point, however e34 said that it needs to be fully annihilated, to which Poggah replied with Australia. Then, they realized they don't even have a goal for this revolution, so they decided to abolish the governments and blow up Ginger anyway as Poggah said "L'MANBERG BLOWN UP STYLE".
They decided that when the schism happens due to them, they would destroy the Big Boris then while Kacper is offline, and Poggah said that he'd get banned and so would blame e34. However, the conversation ended when e34 shared a screenshot he gained while in Ginger, as at that time he wasn't exiled yet. The picture was of the Ginger government harnessing the power of a strange meteor, to which Kuba said he'd get on immediately.
Shortly thereafter, Kacper said that if any of them log on, they would be exiled from the server. Kuba decided to sacrifice himself for the cause, and log on with an invisible potion and walk into Ginger, as he said this was the plan the whole time "be exiled, form a society of non-government and destroy ginger". e34 then decided he would, too, be exiled for the cause. They then logged on, and got exiled immediately and teleported to the middle of nowhere.
However, e34 and Kuba got broken up during the exile, and e34 got sent 10000 blocks away, while Kuba was closer to Ginger. So, they TPA'd and regrouped up. Nathan Jr. arrived at Noncelandia after posting in the group chat (which e34 and Kuba were not in until next month) for all Ginger members to join a voice all, as he had found the co-ordinates to Noncelandia. He demanded Kuba as a prisoner, to which e34 said to Kuba which made Kuba regret not helping e34. Nathan Jr. said that Kuba would be suspended for a day, and e34 would be relocated.
Kuba realized he was not banned, planning to join and quit. He realized he didn't have wither skulls. 2 minutes later, he blamed e34 for being a traitor and having made peace with Ginger, because the Ginger government had fabricated the claim that he had made peace, which was untrue. e34 was not allowed back in Noncelandia by the Ginger government, and having been in the middle of nowhere again.
Around mid 13 January, e34 and Kuba had a schism causing Anarchists United to fall apart, lasting for a mere 7 days.
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