News Machine, March 2022

The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in March 2022, archived from the original page by a Mysterious Spanish Lady.
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==Blog entries==
===THE UNHOLY TRINITY IS COMING!===
Wednesday, March 16 2022, 6:17am
That's right! The same GOD IN 3 PERSONS performance that enjoyed its WORLD PREMIER at the MUSEUM OF MODERN ART in New York just before the Covid lockdown in 2020, will soon be LIVE! at the spectacular Presidio Theater in San Francisco. Three additional songs will be added to the MoMA version, so the ENTIRE ALBUM, with spectacular video projections by the sublime John Sanborn, will be performed for the FIRST TIME!
The shows are May 13 & 14 with tickets on sale Wednesday, March 16. With only two performances, THEY'LL VANISH LIKE LIMPID LEMMINGS!!! so don't DEBATE, WAIT or HESITATE!!! BUY or DIE!!!
https://www.presidiotheatre.org/show/2022theresidents/
===YOU CAN STILL HAVE A BAD DAY!!!!===
Tuesday, March 29 2022, 7:24pm
Amazingly, BAD DAY ON THE MIDWAY is back and you can check it out! Thanks to the fantastic and dedicated efforts of Max Wegner, Bad Day is back as an infosite and you can get lost, murdered or catch the RED RAT PLAGUE right here!!! Don't blame me if your parents, spouse-person or dog NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
https://www.wegneronline.com/badday/index.html
==See also==
*News Machine
*Residents.com
*BOG
==External links and references==
*The Residents' News Machine
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