Wand of Wonder III (Magic Wand)

Roll 	Effect
01-10	Scare is cast at the target.
11-18	The wielder is affected by an irritating rash for 1d4 rounds, reducing Dexterity to 3.
19-25	Darkness affects the target every other round for 1d8+2 rounds.
26-30	Fumble affects the target at double normal duration.
31-33	The wand begins to gripe about the wielder's treatment of it, loudly complaining about the bad working conditions, the lousy pay, the long working hours, etc. (this effect is similar to that of a magic mouth; the wand is not actually sentient).
34-36	The wand summons:
*01-25: Buzzard (AC 6; MV 3, FI 27 (MC: E); HD 1+1; #AT 1; Dmg 1d2; AL N)
*26-50: Giraffe (AC 7; MV 24; HD 5; #AT 2; Dmg 1d4/1d4; AL N)
*51-00: Large kitten (AC 6; MV 5; HD 1/2; HP 1; #AT 3; Dmg 1/1/1; SA rear claws for 1/1; AL N)
37-46	A delayed blast fireball takes effect from the point of casting, with a delay time of 1d4 rounds.
47-49	The target and wielder are "exchanged"—that is, the wielder takes the place of the target, and the target takes the place of the wielder, exchanging clothes, equipment, etc., but otherwise retaining their normal physical appearances.
50-53	Confusion affects the target.
54-58	Mirror image affects the target.
59-62	The target begins to recite very bad poetry for 2d4 rounds, taking no other action unless attacked, as if requested to do so under a charm spell.
63-65	A dust devil is summoned (AC 4; MV 18; HD 2; #AT 1; Dmg 1d4; AL N) and attacks the target as per the dust devil spell.
66-69	Jump affects the wielder randomly.
*1: Forward 10 feet
*2: Left 10 feet
*3: Backward 20 feet
*4: Right 30 feet
*5-6: The wielder can jump only 10 feet backward
70-79	A forcecage affects the target.
80-84	The wielder is affected by a strength spell.
85-87	The target's weapon becomes:
*01-25: A teddy bear
*26-50: A leg of mutton
*51-75: A ladle
*76-00: A herring
If the target has no weapon, choose another possession. If the target has no possessions, roll again, ignoring this result.
88-90	The wand spews colorless slime in a cone 30 feet wide and 6 feet long, affecting the area as a grease spell.
91-97	A spell effect affects the target:
*01-50: Fear
*51-00: Faerie fire
98-00	An incendiary cloud affects the target area.
Category:Magic Items
Category:Magic Wands
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