Housebreak!

"Housebreak!" is the seventh episode of At Home With Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan written by MarioFan65. It was released on April 21, 2021.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Pat
*Stan
*High-Tech Alarm
==Transcript==
(After setting up their own Tropical Superior vacation at home, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan went to sleep together in the attic. Moments later, Pat and Stan went to sleep on their own bedroom to rest their backs a bit better. The next morning, Timon and Pumbaa wake up at the attic of the house while on lockdown.)
*Timon: *yawn* Still in the box.
*Pumbaa: *yawn* We're on lockdown, Timon.
*Timon: Man, i hate being trapped in one place. We can't even go out and throw grubs at each other faces.
*Pumbaa: Are you forgetting what we're forgetting?
*Timon: Breakfast?
*Pumbaa: No. The operation you mentioned during our own little vacation at home.
*Timon: Oh, it's Operation: Housebreak!
*Pumbaa: That's the one you just said.
*Timon: We'll wake up Pat and Stan and begin process on getting out of the house.
*Pumbaa: You didn't forget, did you?
*Timon: Of course not. You better be telling me about it right about now. Let's go wake the hippo and dog off their beds.
*Pumbaa: Wise meerkat, eh? Time to start a break of a morning.
(Pat and Stan wake up in their bedroom as they stop the alarm clock from ringing from going off)
*Pat: Good morning Stan.
*Stan: Good morning Happy hippo.
*Pat: Ha ha ha. That is very funny Stan.
*Stan: It's a nickname. Every person in the world has a nickname.
*Pat: I got me a nice little gummy candy cake of a hippo.
*Stan: Then you own me a bone lollipop.
*Pat: What about grub salad?
*Stan: A spoon of grub strips?
*Pat: Yuck! Who eat grubs?
*Stan: Timon and Pumbaa does.
(Timon and Pumbaa walk in Pat and Stan's bedroom to inform the news)
*Timon: Good morning Pat and Stan.
*Pat: Hey hey hey, look who's here.
*Pumbaa: We're in the room.
*Stan: What's chilling?
*Timon: Nothing much. Stuck in the same old area like a old man.
*Pumbaa: I feel too old.
*Pat: Don't worry, we'll get out of here in time after that nice own Tropical Superior vacation we did yesterday.
*Stan: I'm waiting to go to the real one. I'm getting kinda exhausted.
*Pat: I hate being in a place where we're being treated like zoo animals in the cage.
*Timon: Tell to that Monsieur Hand that he need to unlock us right now and leave us all alone!
*Pumbaa: That High-Tech Alarm is going down to the ground!
*Timon: You know what we are gonna do.
*Pat: Sing a song?
*Timon: No. It is the moment you all have been waiting for. Operation: Housebreak is starting right now!
*Pat: Yes! That's what you were going to say.
*Stan: We got this, right?
*Timon: Yes. Follow me to the attic. This is where we're going to have our little set up.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan rush to the attic as Timon set up the chalkboard with the background song "We Run This" by Missy Elliott playing)
*Timon: Listen up. If you wanna break out of this house. You gotta look at the map to break out of this house prison.
*Pumbaa: The whole house is on secure. How are we going to escape with the house under control?
*Pat: Yeah. There lasers everywhere.
*Stan: You'll be popped in just one second.
*Timon: Come on. We just started this operation. We'll target on the exits and break out quickly and get out of this controlled house in order to go on vacation.
*Pat: Do we hack the High-Tech Alarm's system as well?
*Timon: That's for coding. You might have to hack the words as well in order to shut down the whole thing.
*Stan: We can just un-plug it like we did the first time.
*Timon: It won't work. It'll turn back on.
*Pumbaa: Don't worry. We'll go with Plan B.
*Timon: Plan B?
*Pat: If Plan A doesn't work out, we'll do Plan B.
*Pumbaa: That's when we break the High-Tech Alarm and get out with our lives.
*Timon: Alrighty then. Prepare yourselves. We're getting dressed.
(When a door prop opens, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are dressed as soldiers with Timon and Pumbaa flowing their arms, but they hit each other back along with Pat and Stan)
*Timon: What was that?
*Pumbaa: I didn't mean to do it.
*Timon: You flow your arms, then hit me like a wave.
*Pumbaa: You did it on purpose.
*Pat: We did it all wrong.
*Stan: Let's just try it again, in a superhero landing.
*Everyone: *pose as superheroes*
*Timon: And that how you make a superhero entrance. *wink eye*
*Pumbaa: The greatest moment in cinematic history.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan take off their soldier clothes from doing a hero pose and then went back to the drawing board to draw the ideas on getting out of the house)
*Timon: If you wanna get out of the house safety. You gotta learn how to break out of this trap like you're escaping to prison!
*Pumbaa: What's with the cages?
*Pat: Those are bird traps.
*Timon: They're not bird traps. They are cages, representing the house we're in.
*Stan: Why is our house a cage?
*Pat: That's where we are. Locked up in a chain.
*Timon: I need eye contact. Come on! Look at me!
*Everyone: *look at Timon*
*Pumbaa: Okay, we watch.
*Pat: I'm listening.
*Stan: So do we.
*Timon: We're going to need a lot of targets to bubble in to make our escape on time.
*Pat: Yes! How do we spot the targets on where were escaping?
*Timon: You see the spots i circled and how can we break out of this house just in case one of the spots don't work out.
*Stan: The metal doors are trapping everything with a out. That's why we're gonna break out of the house and unleash the secret weapon.
*Pumbaa: Uh, Stan. I don't think there is a secret weapon attached to it.
*Stan: Oh, yeah. At least, there is no nuke throwing to throw us into the dead end.
*Timon: Ugh. Let's start over. *point out the circle marks on where to go on their Housebreak* First. We set up the cannons, then we launch ourselves out of here. If failed, we'll try again by trying to use the hammers to break out of the windows. If failed again, the only way we can do is sneak through the air ducts and escape to safety peacefully so we can leave the neighborhood and enjoy Tropical Superior for the rest of our vacation.
*Pat: We're sneaking out through air ducts? That feel a little strange.
*Timon: What is strange? The plan board? Pay attention!
*Pat: I've been looking the whole time through my own eyes.
*Stan: We were watching all along.
*Timon: Are you sure? No distractions?
*Pat: Nope.
*Timon: And no farting?
*Pumbaa: Nah.
*Timon: Good. Now you need to know everything on your brain memory before we escape this trap house. You guys ready for this?
*Pat: Yes.
*Stan: You know i am.
*Pumbaa: Breaking down the house.
*Timon: I do not mean by breaking down the house. I mean by escaping the house on a Housebreak.
*Pumbaa: It's like Jailbreak, but it's a house.
*Timon: Uh huh. But first, we're gonna take a shower.
*Everyone: *except Timon* What?!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan take a shower with the sheets closed on the tub while cleaning themselves with shampoo, soap and water)
*Pat: This is what you're offering us?
*Stan: Come on!
*Timon: Clean yourselves. We been stinking out for a day.
*Pumbaa: More like three days later.
*Pat: It's killing me.
*Timon: Scrub your toes. It's easier with a soap.
*Pat: I'll take it of it!
*Stan: Darn Pat. I thought you know everything, but you didn't.
*Pat: Dude, it's my own body.
*Stan: I know it's your own body. But you gotta shake it like you're cleaning your butt.
*Pat: Ha! What a puppy.
*Stan: Hippopotamus.
*Timon: Pumbaa, you smell the fresh breath out of you.
*Pumbaa: I smell handsome.
*Timon: Sweet. I can't wait for you to come out and look yourself in the mirror when you find out.
*Pumbaa: We'll see about that.
*Timon: After the shower.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan get off the shower as they started cleaning and drying themselves with a shower as they are cleaning themselves in the bedroom as the background song end)
*Pat: How do i look?
*Stan: You look clean.
*Pat: Great.
*Pumbaa: Man, we're like a whole new person.
*Timon: Does it feel great to take warm showers before the breakout?
*Pat: Yeah, but i feel like we're gonna stick ourselves to some wood after drying our bodies with water. We did that on the beds before.
*Timon: It's just your daily routine. It doesn't matter where you paddle or lay. It's just you clean yourself and you feel dry.
*Pat: Well i'm not dead.
*Timon: Jeez, we only got a hour 'til we break out of here.
*Pumbaa: How about we break right now?
*Timon: Oh really? So you wanna break out right now, right?
*Pumbaa: Yes.
*Pat: We were all going to do it at once.
*Stan: We're escaping together. You're not the only one who is leaving Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: I see your point.
*Timon: All right. It is the time to come and it is the moment that we break out of here!
*Pat: Yes!
*Stan: I can't wait.
*Pumbaa: No more Mr. Alarm Guy.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Oh ho ho. Are you setting up a party for me?
*Timon: What? Um. No. No we're not.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I hear voices all together. You were planning something out where you break through the windows.
*Timon: No we don't. We were planning a target throw contest. You know, where people throw darts on the targets like a cowboy shooting bullets out of a gun to the bullseye trail.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Very funny Mr. Timon. I hope you have a good day on shooting out the targets.
*Timon: At your pleasure.
*Stan: So, we're not in trouble?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Nope. Go do your own thing while i'm going to relax for a while.
*Pat: The alarm is about to rest.
*Stan: Does it mean we're breaking out?
*Timon: Yes. Let's get to the point of escaping.
*Pumbaa: Right in.
*Pat: Right on.
(The background song "Stir It Up" by Patti Labelle plays as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan put on their soldier clothes back on in the living room as Timon paint out the windows with a circle mark with Pumbaa setting up the cannons. As the cannons are set up Pumbaa try to bomb himself through the window, but failed as the windows were locked up with garbage doors with straps on it. Pat use his fingers to take a closer look at the door as he try to bomb himself with a cannon to the door, but slammed with a powerful locked door. Timon look closer to the window as he run and jump, only for him to get hit by the window. Stan try to open the door as he use the cannon to hit through the garbage since the doors are locked with Stan getting hurt by the garbage door. Timon open up the metal chain off the air duct as he enter inside of the air duct with Pumbaa, Pat and Stan. While High-Tech is checking through the cameras, the animals are reaching through the exit, only for the alarm to cause a siren sound as the air duct moves wwith fast air and throwing them into the attic, crashing them where the boxes are. The background song end as the animals get up after the crash from the air duct from failing to escape the house from lockdown.)
*Timon: Gosh darn it!
*Pumbaa: How did we do?
*Pat: We failed!
*Pumbaa: What?
*Pat: We totally failed!
*Stan: That was a knock out! We were so close on getting out!
*Timon: There's no way out of this trap!
*Pat: I wanna go on vacation! I am sick of being inside with all the fresh air put in and i can't breathe in any longer unless we go to the outside world!
*Stan: Pat, just calm the voice down! We're still getting through this hell trap and be patience!
*Pat: I'm already losing my patience with you.
*Timon: Patrick, there is another way around! Do not give up the fight.
*Pat: Where is the fight where there is a boxing ring attached to it? I'm giving it a hard pass.
*Pumbaa: Quiet! We can't escape. We're stuck.
*Pat: But how are we going to leave? I can't stay here forever like a old man.
*Timon: I know what to do.
*Pat: Call the cops?
*Timon: No. I know the secret magic word. Digging!
(As the animals take off their soldier clothes, Timon show the floor to Pumbaa, Pat and Stan in the living room, only for them to be confused on digging a way out)
*Pat: You want us to dig through the floor? Are you crazy? That is going to cause a lot of wood.
*Timon: Don't worry. We can fix this after we get out. By the way, Hakuna Matata.
*Stan: I'm getting flashbacks when Emily and i used to dig through around the world to help you save your robot friend from dying. Was i there? I can't remember or Chi-Chi was the one to dig with Emily through tunnels.
*Pat: Was it the one where the world was going to end through Emily's Dig=o-mania. Also, i was sick on that day.
*Stan: You made me sick because of your flu!
*Timon: I got sick once by eating a ten year old taco when we were visiting!
*Pumbaa: I get sick every winter because of the weather in the Pride Lands.
*Timon: Climate change always mess with the Circle of Life. In the mean time, we can dig ourselves out of here so we don't have to deal with the alarm's actions ever again.
*Pat: Our house is under control. How are we going to leave with the alarm staying put and how will we sell it when the alarm is still in the house on put?
*Stan: No one want to live in a house where the alarm is securing everything and making owners turn to prisoners as their slaves.
*Timon: Imagine if we do that, we'll go to Jail for life with all the kooky bad people like Brutox!
*Pat: I remember selling a house when we first got the apartment and when the new owners came in, all they saw is chips on the floor that we left out. We got sued for it and when to Jail for a day and got released on the next day where we were put to community services.
*Stan: Community service suck. But you can't mess with the program.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Messing with the program, eh?
*Pat: Alarm! You suck us all up into the attic!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* That's why you were escaping. You are not allowed to leave until you reform your ways and know your manners for your mistakes.
*Pat: I reform. Done, and we're out.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Nope. Still not a apology after a lie.
*Pat: You call that a lie? I report you to the court!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You can't just bring a alarm to the court. That's just misplacing it.
*Stan: Mister, you gotta release us. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about my friend breaking your first alarm i brought when my friend was going out bananas and trying to reach for his favorite vacation place to go.
*Pat: In the end, we never actually go on vacation. Our vacation plans were ruined. We were suppose to do one with the special guests, but you really screw us up again this time with your secure teensy weensy antics, fake security guard.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I am very, very sorry. I'm not letting you go. The world need some privacy without criminals like you robbing them out of their homes. Let them do their own thing while you four stay on hold until the world knows you're ready to get out and act like a good person to go to work.
*Pat: That is never a factor, liar.
*Timon: Pat, just enough. We really gotta go.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You think about escaping? Wait 'til you see the fate of your lives, have fun.
*Pat: And i'm ignoring you. Huff! *look back*
*Timon: *sit and point on the floor* This floor is the only way we're escaping. This is going to be easy for us to escape since wood always break like fine glass of water.
*Pumbaa: How will we dig? Even as a pig, i can't dig with my feet nail claws.
*Pat: Can we use a shovel? We land people can use shovels to dig and collect treasure.
*Stan: We're not in a pirate hunt. We're digging out of this prison.
*Pat: Our house is a prison now. Thanks to your alarm buyout just to trap us like rodents.
*Timon: *try to dig through the floor* The floor is too sharp. We better use a drill.
*Pat: *got an idea* Hey, you got an idea, i got an idea.
*Timon: Who you asking? The wise guy?
*Pat: I'll be back! *rush to the garbage and look for the drill* Let me see? A magnet? No. A box? That's for storing items. How about a wheel? No, that's not the one i'm looking for. *grab the drill* Ah ha, the drill has been found. *head back to the living room* I got it! I got the drill!
*Timon: Alright Pat. You finally manage to grab yourself a drill!
*Pumbaa: Vroom vroom!
*Pat: Yes! This drill is ready to drill and we're going outside! Ha! Take that alarm! You can't mess with us like the end culture.
*Stan: You mean like cancel culture? That culture sucks too.
*Pat: The internet groups suck. Let's drill this floor baby up. *try to drill on the floor* Come on, come on. Why does this floor use steel to block through the breaking?
*Stan: Drilling on floor patterns take time Pat. There's no need to rush.
*Pat: I'm trying my best on drilling. But it doesn't work on steel.
*Pumbaa: Just use something else Pat.
*Pat: No. I'm trying.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You're never gonna make it.
*Pat: Oh shut up invisible virus! I'm going to try break myself out with a drill. You'll never be another computer crasher!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Don't make me trap you!
*Pat: *try to drill on the floor* Come on! It took like three minutes to break this through!
*Stan: More like a minute. Pat! It's not working. Maybe the house is under secure and it secured the whole floor out.
*Pat: What?! Let me try! *try drilling on the walls*
*Timon: Pat, what are you doing?!
*Pumbaa: You're going to tear down the whole house down!
*Pat: *try drilling everywhere* It won't break! Maybe the house is made out of glue! Nothing is breaking!
*Timon: Jeez, your house is built perfectly with all that house building and using a lot of glue and clay to make sure the house doesn't fall on tight.
*Stan: Actually, the alarm control everything and nothing is breaking like when the army try to bomb the house, but the cannonballs hit one of the tanks from yesterday.
*Pumbaa: How do you know?
*Pat: *jump on the drill to try drilling all over the place* Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! The drill is moving by itself! *crash on the floor* Son of a, drill!
*Timon: Pat, are you okay?
*Pat: Nothing is working.
*Stan: It's okay Pat. Nothing didn't break. The alarm got the house for himself, but not us.
*Pumbaa: Oh, this oughta be hotter.
*High-Tech Alarm: *control the drill* You are going to face punishment now. Have mercy and let this drill kill you! *move the driller*
*Timon: Run for your lives, again!
*Everyone: *run from the driller* Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
*Timon: I wanna go home!
*Pumbaa: Save me a click!
*Pat: *climb on the walls* Ah! Help me Lord Timon!
*Stan: Guys, to the top!
*Timon: It's drilling everywhere!
*Pumbaa: I told you, it's not a good idea to go on Housebreak!
*Pat: This is the part where we fail and screw up a operation!
*Timon: This plan didn't go out well as we planned.
*Stan: This stinks, dudes.
*Pat: *hit on the living room's wall and surrounded by the drill* Guys, help me!
*Stan: Whoa! The drill almost got it!
*Pat: *the drill stay close to Pat* Dikes!
*Timon: Drill, over here. Come on. Drill me first.
*Pumbaa: No, drill me first Driller. I'll be fresh bacon for a hyena's dinner.
*Stan: I don't wanna be a hot dog.
*Pumbaa: *hold through his body to prevent a gas burst* Not again. I can't hold it any longer.
*Timon: Do you really gotta go?
*Pumbaa: I have too! It's coming back!
*Pat: *see the driller pointing out Pumbaa* Pumbaa, look behind you!
*Pumbaa: *the drill point out to his butt* Goodbye. *tear up* Cruel...world. *tear a water drop*
*Timon: I got a really bad feeling.
*Pumbaa: *fart over at the drill and everyone else*
*Stan: Grass crisis!
*Timon: Holy warthog!
*Pat: It stinks, it burns!
*Pumbaa: *see the driller shut down* Man, that was a close one!
*Timon: Pumbaa, what a weapon. Two times in a row! You knock the object out.
*Pat: We're not dead!
*Stan: We're gonna live! *hug his friends*
*Timon: We are back in action, baby.
*Pumbaa: We really beat the alarm on that drill.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Drat. You got me this time. But you won't get away until your next attempt to escape.
*Stan: Too bad alarm. You'll never escape a big high note on your crazy tools and plans.
*Timon: *mourn* It's nothing like, we're stuck for few days.
*Pat: *mourn* It feel like, we're missing something.
*Stan: *walk to the bedroom* I really miss the outside world so much.
*Timon: You know what we're missing.
*Pumbaa: The parties?
*Pat: Everything. We're also missing out our vacation time.
*Pumbaa: It doesn't hold a burnt toast on the side. *look at the computer's cameras on what the neighborhood is doing* Look at everyone. They get to have all the fun, but not us.
*Timon: It stinks. Everyone is having fun with their own personal lives. Especially the Pride Lands.
*Pumbaa: Trust me guys, we're never getting out.
*Timon: We failed our Operation Housebreak. And now, we're just standing, doing nothing like meerkats on sentry duty.
(The background song "I Need Some Sleep" by Eels plays as Stuart is seen taking out the trash, Aunt Martha is driving through her car in the city, Emily making some cinnamon toast in her kitchen, Stephanie painting a portrait in her art room, Lili and Momo setting up the flowers with the bunnies and Professor Chi-Chi resting through his desk with a lot of potions. At the Pride Lands, Simba is seen mating Nala at Pride Rock as the Lion Guard with members like Kion, Bunga, Fuli, Beshte and Ono are facing Janja, Chungu and Cheezi through the grass plains, saving a hyrax. At Pat and Stan's house, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan lay on the bean bags together in the attic, resting after their failed Operation: Housebreak mission to let them escape the house.)
*Timon: There is no freedom.
*Pumbaa: I want my free life back.
*Pat: I hate staying here.
*Stan: I'm bored. We all do.
*Timon: We're always bored.
*Pumbaa: We just gotta let it go.
*Pat: I need some sleep.
*Stan: We'll just take a nap. Later on, we'll think about what we gonna do from this day.
*Timon: This is the worst day of our lives.
*Pumbaa: Everything goes downhill at one.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan rest for a moment in the bean bags to take a break from what they're doing, only for the alarm to watch them over through the cameras)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The title is a pun of "Jailbreak", a term used for prisoners to break out of prison.
*The episode was released on Earth Day 2021.
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