Municipal auditor/Dialogue

==Dialogue_MunicipalAuditor_XPD_AC==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Male	Female	GMale	GFemale	Script Notes
 	 	 	Finally! 	 	 	 	 	Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	A new trophy for my mantle! 	 	 	 	 	Bloodthirsty, excited, tough.
 	 	 	Oh, you'll be easy! 	 	 	 	 	Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	It's time for your audit! 	 	 	 	 	Bloodthirsty, excited, tough.
 	 	 	Don't mess with my city, punk! 	 	 	 	 	Bloodthirsty, excited, tough.
 	 	 	Come out, little thorn. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, scary, tough. Laughs cruelly.
 	 	 	I heard something. Something puny. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	There's no going back. I will find you. 	 	 	 	 	Bloodthirsty. Emphasis on "will."
 	 	 	I will never rest until my job is done. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Someone's here. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Damn...maybe I'm not as sharp as I used to be. 	 	 	 	 	Tough. Frustrated.
 	 	 	I could've sworn I heard something. I know I did... 	 	 	 	 	Tough, sure of themselves. Frustrated.
 	 	 	Nothing... Next time, then. I'll get them next time... 	 	 	 	 	Tough. Reassuring themselves.
 	 	 	Another one for my collection. *laughs* 	 	 	 	 	Cold, scary, tough. Laughs cruelly.
 	 	 	You're going to regret this. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Aha! A fraudster! 	 	 	 	 	Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	You can cheat the government, but you can't cheat me! 	 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	It's the end of the line. What line, I don't know! 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	You can only hide for so long. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	*whistles threateningly* 	 	 	 	 	Threatening, intimidating whistle.
 	 	 	Why don't you just come out, and we can get this over with? 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	There's no "I" in death. But there is a "U." Well, maybe not. But there is a "D". For death. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	We both know how this is going to end. Just come out already! 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty. Getting frustrated.
 	 	 	C'mon!! I don't have all day!! 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty. Getting frustrated.
 	 	 	This city is under our protection! You won't come out of this alive! 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty. Getting frustrated.
 	 	 	I'm not going anywhere. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, bloodthirsty. Getting frustrated. Emphasis on “anywhere.”
 	 	 	Fate takes another one. 	 	 	 	 	Somber, cold.
 	 	 	Huh. Thought they'd be stronger than that. 	 	 	 	 	Callous. Gruff.
 	 	 	Relieved from service. Forever. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, tough, cryptic.
 	 	 	This day was always on the horizon. Seems like the distance has closed. 	 	 	 	 	Somber, cold.
 	 	 	How sad. But there will always be more. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	The adrenaline's coursing through me. I don't want to stop! 	 	 	 	 	Amped up, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	I never quit a fight. I want more! 	 	 	 	 	Amped up, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	You live another day. Unfortunately. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Pay your taxes next time. Or you'll be seeing me again. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	This isn't over, weakling. I'll have your head one of these days. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Come out and face your demise! 	 	 	 	 	Angry, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	I will track you down like the dog you are! 	 	 	 	 	Cold, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Two things in life are inevitable: death and taxes. I will bring both to you. 	 	 	 	 	Cold, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	There is no escape! Come back here! 	 	 	 	 	Angry, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	I can hear you breathing. I'll find you... 	 	 	 	 	Cold, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	You'll be back. You can't outrun fate. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating. Cryptic.
 	 	 	That sucks. I was hoping for some action. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	I'll still be here. Waiting for you. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	Just when I thought I'd get a little exercise. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	I don't like just standing around, twiddling my thumbs. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	Heheh...haven't you learned by now? No one hides from the IRS! 	 	 	 	 	Chuckles cruelly. Emphasis on “no one.”
 	 	 	Looks like the entertainment's finally here! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening.
 	 	 	Let's tango! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Ah. Fresh meat. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	There you are. This moment was...inevitable. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Looks like your fiscal year is coming to a close. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Time for the grand finale! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Huh... smells like stupid in here... 	 	 	 	 	Huh… smells like stupid in here…
 	 	 	Heh. Maybe today won't be so boring after all... 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening.
 	 	 	I heard something. Something small, and not imposing. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening. Casually belittling the enemy without even seeing them.
 	 	 	It's about to get messy in here! 	 	 	 	 	It’s about to get messy in here!
 	 	 	Hope you like pulp, because you're about to be some! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening.
 	 	 	Let's see how you handle this! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, challenging, gleeful.
 	 	 	*laughs* 	 	 	 	 	Laughs cruelly and dryly.
 	 	 	Time for some fireworks. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening.
 	 	 	A drop of my blood is worth more than your entire life, coward! 	 	 	 	 	Gruff, threatening, angry.
 	 	 	What's the matter? Getting tired? I can give you a permanent nap time! 	 	 	 	 	Gruff, threatening, angry.
 	 	 	I'll bleed you out like a maple tree in Canada! 	 	 	 	 	Gruff, threatening, angry.
 	 	 	You were picked last in gym class, weren't you?! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	I'll turn your tibia into a clarinet! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Ugly and weak? You sure lost the genetic lottery, huh? 	 	 	 	 	Emphasis on “and”.
 	 	 	I'll hang out to dry like a dish towel in July! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Afraid, aren't you? I'd be afraid of me if I were you. I'm even afraid of myself. 	 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	I bet I could deadlift you easily, punk! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	You ready to get audited?! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Seems like you didn't file your tax returns! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Remember these three words when you die: Internal. Revenue. Services. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Weak, they're weak! Put them out of their misery! 	 	 	 	 	Barking an order. Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	We're nearing the end here! Kill them! 	 	 	 	 	Barking an order. Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	They won't hold out much longer! Finish them! 	 	 	 	 	Barking an order. Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	Don't think this is over. I'll be back! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	Take cover! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders.
 	 	 	Don't let them hit you! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders.
 	 	 	Never give in! Not now, not ever! Move forward! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders.
 	 	 	They're open! Move up! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders.
 	 	 	Let's end this! Go, go, go! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders.
 	 	 	Go around the side! They're weak there! 	 	 	 	 	Emphasis on weak. Barking orders.
 	 	 	We'll catch them off-guard. They'll never see us coming! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Go around and flank them! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	*laughs* Is that the best you can do? Pathetic. 	 	 	 	 	Trying to be tough through intense pain.
 	 	 	C'mon, hit me again! It'll be the last thing you ever do! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Oh, did you hit me? I didn't feel anything. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	I've had fairer fights with a radroach! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Where did you learn to hit like that? Preschool? 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Try that again and see what happens! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	That was almost a good hit. Almost. 	 	 	 	 	In pain. Almost respects the player for that hit.
 	 	 	This is it...the final...audit... 	 	 	 	 	In intense pain. Dying.
 	 	 	No...my mission...my city...I've failed you... 	 	 	 	 	In intense pain. Dying.
 	 	 	There will be no...vindication... 	 	 	 	 	In intense pain. Dying.
 	 	 	*Pained moan* 	 	 	 	 	In intense pain. Dying.
 	 	 	Buttercup...Avenge me... 	 	 	 	 	In intense pain. Dying.
 	 	 	Heh! The pain just makes me angrier! 	 	 	 	 	Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	AGH! Hit me again, I dare you! 	 	 	 	 	Snarls in pain.
 	 	 	Gah! It's...nothing... 	 	 	 	 	Trying to be tough through intense pain.
 	 	 	A broken arm? Ha! Child's play. 	 	 	 	 	Trying to play it tough.
 	 	 	This is...nothing...compared to what I'll do to you! 	 	 	 	 	Trying to play it tough. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	A little blood never killed anyone! Ha ha ha! 	 	 	 	 	Trying to play it tough. Bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Watch my back. It's time to tango. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating.
 	 	 	Cover me! I'm going in. 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders. Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	*chuckles* Oh, this is going to be fun. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, threatening, intimidating. Laughs darkly.
 	 	 	Don't try to be a hero. Move back! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders. Tough.
 	 	 	Stay back! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders. Tough.
 	 	 	Watch your six! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders. Tough.
 	 	 	Ha! It'll take more than that to take us out! 	 	 	 	 	Amused, taunting, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Move, move, move! 	 	 	 	 	Barking orders. Tough.
 	 	 	Hope you like the taste of led! 	 	 	 	 	Angry, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	I'll make a keychain out of your eyeballs! 	 	 	 	 	Angry, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	You don't scare me. No one does! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, angry, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Pay, or die! 	 	 	 	 	Angry, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	Hyaagh! 	 	 	 	 	Battle cry.
 	 	 	You won't last another second, wimp! 	 	 	 	 	Tough, angry, bloodthirsty.
 	 	 	There will be blood for blood! 	 	 	 	 	Angry, tough. Almost like a battle cry.
 	 	 	Another life lost to the cause. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, bitter.
 	 	 	You fought well. But not well enough. 	 	 	 	 	Tough. A bit somber.
 	 	 	There is no rest for an auditor but death. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, bitter.
 	 	 	Sleep, my friend. You've earned it. 	 	 	 	 	Tough. Almost kind.
 	 	 	Vengeance will be swift. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, angry, bitter.
 	 	 	It's not over yet! 	 	 	 	 	Angry, bitter.
 	 	 	Just another pile of trash to clean up. 	 	 	 	 	Disgusted, tough, judgmental.
 	 	 	Shame. Wasn't my kill. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, callous.
 	 	 	More litter. 	 	 	 	 	Disgusted, tough, callous.
 	 	 	Nasty way to go. 	 	 	 	 	Disgusted, tough, almost pitiful.
 	 	 	That won't be me. That, I'm sure of. 	 	 	 	 	Defiant, tough, determined.
 	 	 	Give a man a gun, and he'll be armed for the rest of his life. Give him a bullet, and he won't need a gun anymore. 	 	 	 	 	Making a tough philosophical statement.
 	 	 	The Overgrown are nothing to be afraid of. They're just seedlings waiting to be crushed under our thumb. 	 	 	 	 	Tough and threatening.
 	 	 	Tim should really be giving us a bigger cut. 	 	 	 	 	Thinking to themselves, feeling like they aren’t being paid enough for the job they do.
 	 	 	The last detachment never made it back from the Casino Quarter. But I'm not afraid. I never am. 	 	 	 	 	Sounding threatening and confident.
 	 	 	Tax fraud is a crime that never stops. So I never stop. 	 	 	 	 	Trying to make something as mundane as tax fraud out to be dangerous.
 	 	 	Mother Charlotte? More like Mother Charlatan. Her and all of her goons. 	 	 	 	 	Disparaging the Showmen. They’re bitter because the Showmen don’t always pay their taxes.
 	 	 	Billy Beltbuckles...If I ever catch a glimpse of that wimp, I'd snap him like a twig. 	 	 	 	 	Muttering bitterly to himself.
 	 	 	Buttercup's been spending a lot of time with Anna lately...hope he's not going soft. 	 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	Who cares if Fabio's the new don? Nothing's actually going to change. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, gruff. Ranting to themselves.
 	 	 	Concerta's the don now, huh? Now this will be interesting. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, amused.
 	 	 	Imagine if all the caps that went towards Devil's Blood went towards running this city. Now that'd be something... 	 	 	 	 	Wondering to themselves. Devil’s Blood is a highly addictive and extremely expensive designer drug.
 	 	 	The only good kind of mobster is a dead mobster. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating, vaguely threatening.
 	 	 	There is no such thing as "time off" when this city is filled to the brim with corruption. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, vaguely threatening.
 	 	 	White collar crime. Pah. More like red collar when I'm done with 'em. 	 	 	 	 	Referring to tax evasion.
 	 	 	This city never sleeps. But then again, neither do we. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating.
 	 	 	There's nothing to fear here...if you didn't do anything wrong. 	 	 	 	 	Tough and vaguely threatening.
 	 	 	Cross Buttercup, and you'll regret it. 	 	 	 	 	Vaguely threatening. Buttercup is their leader.
 	 	 	New to AC? You look it. 	 	 	 	 	Tough and judgmental.
 	 	 	You auditioning to be one of the Showmen's clowns, or do you just look like that? 	 	 	 	 	Tough and bully-like.
 	 	 	Some would say tax fraud is a victimless crime, but that's not true. We would kill you, and then you would be a victim.	 	 	 	 	Tough and intimidating. Threatening to kill the player casually.
 	 	 	We have ways of getting what we need at City Hall, don't you worry. 	 	 	 	 	Vaguely threatening and snide.
 	 	 	Apparently, someone hijacked the last Boardwalk show. Heh. Wish I could thank 'em for that. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, but also amused by the gossip.
 	 	 	The others may be singing your praises, but don't expect me to compliment you. It's not like I like you or anything. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, defensive. Actually respects the player but is too tough to admit it.
 	 	 	You don't look like you're supposed to be here. 	 	 	 	 	Gruff, annoyed.
 	 	 	Don't tell anyone, but, uh...Frieda beat me in arm wrestling. 	 	 	 	 	Sheepish, ashamed.
 	 	 	Are we going to have a problem? No? Good. 	 	 	 	 	Tough, cold, threatening.
 	 	 	Heard a rumor that the mob's gutted from the top. Guess they have no choice but to pay up now, huh? 	 	 	 	 	Tough, talking about current gossip. Darkly amused by the mafia being under dire straits.
 	 	 	So, what's it going to be? You going to be on the right side of history, or the wrong one? 	 	 	 	 	Tough, intimidating. Asking difficult questions.
 	 	 	I don't like killing. I'm just doing my job. Hah, just kidding. 'Course I like killing. 	 	 	 	 	Pretending to be virtuous and gentle, then revealing it’s a joke.
 	 	 	Don't you have anywhere else to be? 	 	 	 	 	Tough, vaguely irritated.
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