The Adventurers: S1E2: The Escape

== The Episode ==
The Adventurers
Episode 2: The Escape
Ext. State prison of North Dakota
Mitchell: We will have to go through the defence lines here, and here.
Dominic: How?
Mitchell: Isn’t it obvious? We are getting Stuart’s airship.
Colton: Can I raise my hand at a 45 degree angle?
Mitchell: Why not all of us do that?
Title card and theme plays as the 3 do the Hitler Salut
Stuart: Why.. just why…
Mitchell: Why not?
Colton: When is the airship coming?
Mitchell: In a couple minutes.
The airship comes early because Mitchell said “In a couple minutes.”
Mitchell: Bruh
Stuart: We better get to Colton’s grandpa’s house.
Dominic: Yeah
Stuart flies the airship to Colton’s grandpa’s house
As they get there, Dominic continues to complain about random stuff
Ext. Colton’s Grandpa’s garage
As soon as the Airship lands, Dominic starts moaning and trying to suck Colton’s d*ck
Colton: What the hell Dominic!
Dominic: What?
Colton: What do you mean “What?”
Dominic: Can I do it again?
Mitchell: I will throw you out the Airship window on our way to wherever we are going.
Dominic: Can we go to the shop on 54th?
Mitchell: Why?
Dominic: Need something.
Mitchell: Ok.
They grab the teleporters and head to the shop on 54th
Int. Shop on 54th
Dominic: Can buy 2,000 dragon dildos.
Shopkeeper 1: ALLAH, ALLAH, YES THAT WOULD BE 2 QUADICRON DOLLARS!!
Dominic: Here ya go!
Stuart: Why so cheap?
Shopkeeper 1: NO NO, VERY EXPENSIVE!
Mitchell: Why is it “expensive”?
Shopkeeper 1: DON’T ASK QUESTION!
Stuart: Can we go yet?
Shopkeeper 1: NO I AM KIDNAPPING YOU!
Colton: Oh ok then.
Stuart: Better than prison, I guess.
Caiden then jumps through a portal
Caiden: Hey, Shopkeeper, what you doin’?
Shopkeeper 1: Uh nothing?
Caiden: Ok then
Caiden jumps through another portal
Shopkeeper 1: Well that was weird.
Dominic: Can you get back to kidnapping us?
Shopkeeper 1: Ok
The shopkeeper then strangles Dominic which causes him to faint
After that, Stuart makes a portal to Dimension 71932 where the shopkeeper was found and arrested, jumps through the portal, leaving Mitchell, Colton, and Dominic behind
Mitchell: What the heck!
Colton: Dude we have our own portal makers.
Shopkeeper 1: Now you don’t! Haha!
Mitchell: Bruh.
Colton: I’m gonna strangle myself real quick.
The shopkeeper tranquillises Mitchell and Colton
Int. Shopkeeper 1’s basement
Mitchell wakes up before anyone else looking to see where he is
Mitchell: Good thing I still have my phone.
Mitchell then wakes up Colton
Colton: What, I was having a good dream about Hitler…
Mitchell: Too bad, we have to go.
Dominic wakes up
Dominic: Where’s my dragon dildos!!
Mitchell: In this duffel bag.
Mitchell proceeds to through it out of the tiny basement window
Dominic: Dude that was 2 quadricon!
Mitchell: Whatever.
Colton: Can we leave yet?
Mitchell: We need at least one of the portal makers.
A long pause occurs
Colton: So are we gonna get it or not?
Mitchell: I say you should get it.
Colton: Why me?
Mitchell: Cause Dominic will make too much noise and I’m the tech guy.
Dominic casually moans
Mitchell: That’s why.
Colton: Fine.
Colton then walks to the other side of the basement where the stairs are located
Colton: How am I supposed to know where it’s at
Mitchell: Just check the whole house!
Colton: What if he’s here?
Mitchell: If you hear footsteps then run!
Colton: Ok.
Colton slowly walks up the basement stairs, he then takes a right to what seems like a laundry room
Colton: Nothing in here.
Colton turns around and takes another right, then another, to see a tickle dungeon.
Colton: Woah!
Colton backs out and goes the the end room of the hallway
Colton: Why are there pink balloons in here?
Colton goes in to check the room for a portal maker
Colton does not find it
He backs out and goes to the top of the basement stairs and takes a right, then another right to see a bathroom
He continues walking around until he finds the kitchen, where he sees a small child doing forced labour
Colton: What the hell is this place?
Colton goes up some stairs and takes a right to find a master bedroom
Colton: Why are there so many dildos in here?
He searches the room and finds 3 portal-makers
Colton walks slowly down the stairs, and down into the basement where Mitchell and Dominic pushed the couch that was close to them to the other side of the room
Colton: Why is there a man bleeding out on the ground?
Mitchell: I don’t know, I think he’s fresh too.
Dominic: Looks like my dad’s uncle’s grandpa.
Colton: Why does he look like Hitler?
Dominic: I don’t know.
Colton: Well I have the portal-makers, so let’s get out of this place.
Colton hands Mitchell and Dominic a portal-maker
Colton: 3.
Mitchell: 2.
Dominic: 1.
Shopkeeper 1: You’re done.
Colton blasts his portal-maker, him and Mitchell go through
The shopkeeper tranquillises Dominic leaving him behind as the portal closes
Mitchell: We have to go back for him!
Colton: I know but not yet.
Mitchell: We have to find Stuart.
Colton: Good thing he gave us these Stuart-Finders.
Mitchell: That’s good.
Colton: We are currently in dimension 53719, we need to be in dimension 71932.
Mitchell: Ok.
Colton tries to use his portal-maker but it doesn’t work
Mitchell tries to use his, but his can only go through a 10,000-dimension area
Mitchell: Oh shoot.
Colton: We have to go to the shop on 32nd.
Ext. Shop on 32nd
Mitchell: Well we’re here.
Colton: We gotta get portal-juice.
The two walk in and find Mr. Arens working at the front desk.
Mitchell: Oh hi Mr. Arens, we need some portal-juice
Mr. Arens: Hi Mitchell and Colton. How much portal-juice do you need?
Mitchell: 25 gallons
Mr. Arens: Isn’t that heavy?
Mitchell: I have Anomaly 64-B: Weightless Duffel Bag.
Mr. Arens: Ok.
Colton: So where is it?
Mr. Arens: In the back, if you could come it would help.
Mitchell: Ok.
Colton: Why did you stop working at the school?
Mr. Arens: I went bankrupt.
Mitchell: Here’s a million dollars.
Mr. Arens: Where did you get that from?
Mitchell: The bank.
Mr. Arens: Ok then…
Colton: I kinda wanna get your job back.
Mr. Arens: Much appreciated.
Mitchell: We will support you in any way because you aren’t just the best teacher in the world, you are also the best friend in the world.
Mr. Arens: Thank you, that means a lot!
Mitchell: You’re welcome!
Mr. Arens: These 25 gallons will be $4.99 friend discount.
Mitchell gives him 130 dollars
Mr. Arens: Why so much?
Mitchell: Might as well give the best friend, a heap of cash in troubling times!
Mr. Arens: Thank you, this means so much to me.
Mitchell: Well we had better go find Stuart.
Mr. Arens: Where is he?
Mitchell: Dimension 71932
Mr. Arens: That’s a far way from here.
Colton: We’d better go.
Colton uses some of the portal juice on the portal maker
It opens and the two walk through the portal while Mr. Arens is waving goodbye to them.
Ext. Rooftop
They appear right behind Stuart
Mitchell: Hi Stuart!
Stuart: AHHH!
Stuart drops his sandwich
Stuart: What the heck man!
Mitchell: I will get you a turkey dinner.
Stuart: Ok.
Colton: I want some!
Stuart: Where is Dominic?
Mitchell: He was tranquillised in our dimension.
Stuart: Shouldn’t we find him then?
Mitchell: I kinda need a break from all this action.
Stuart: Do you want to sleep? Cause I found the perfect place to sleep.
Int. Log Cabin
Mitchell: Ooh this is cool!
Stuart: I know, and this place has enough beds for the 3 of us, Dominic, and another person.
Colton: So cool!
They sleep through the night, and the next morning arrives with screaming
Colton: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Mitchell: WHAT?!
Colton: A tiny beetle is on the wall.
Stuart: They said they exterminated all the bugs!
Mitchell: Damn, Ima sleep again.
Colton gets up to get some coffee.
Anomaly 77-C: Any-drink-maker: Hello, Colton, What would you like to drink today?
Colton: Black coffee.
Anomaly 77-C: Coming right up.
The drink-maker spits out black coffee
Colton: Ooh, this tastes good!
Stuart: Best machine in town.
Mitchell wakes up to get some water
Mitchell: What are you two doing?
Stuart: Talking.
Mitchell: About what?
Stuart: Stuff.
Mitchell: Ok, but when will we get Dominic back? He is probably being tortured alive!
Int. Shopkeeper 1’s Tickle Dungeon
Shopkeeper 1: Ooh yes I am having fun with this one!
Little girl: AAAAAAAHHHH! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Int. Shopkeeper 1’s Basement
Dominic: Holy shit what was that?
Int. Log Cabin
Stuart: Yeah probably.
Colton: We’d better get him now.
Stuart opens a portal to the shopkeeper’s bedroom
Stuart: What is this place?
Colton: Well this guy is dumb, he put Dominic’s portal maker exactly where I found it earlier.
Mitchell: Let’s take this guy down.
Stuart: We don’t have the weapons for that.
Mitchell: Oh, ok.
Colton: Let’s get Dominic.
The 3 slowly walk down the stairs, seeing the shopkeeper torturing the little girl
Stuart: Oh god.
They then walk down the basement stairs seeing Dominic
Dominic: I missed you guys!
Mitchell: Shhhhh.
Colton opens a portal to the dimension they were just in, and all four enter
Colton: That was close.
SG Soldier 1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!
The four put their hands up, Colton in a 45 degree angle though
Stuart whispering to Colton: Use the portal-maker on the floor to Dimension 77112 it is a safe location.
Colton uses the portal maker on the ground
They all fall through it landing on a bed
Colton: What is this place?
Stuart: My grandma’s house.
Int. Stuart’s Grandma’s House
Stuart’s Grandma: Would you four like cookies? I baked them myself.
Mitchell + Stuart: Yes, thank you!
Dominic: Yes, please!
Colton: Do they have Hitler on them?
Stuart’s Grandma: Some do.
Colton: Bet!
After a while, they get and eat their cookies
Colton’s portal maker accidentally blasts right under them
The four: AHHHHH!
Credits play
Post Credits scene
Int. Prison
Head Officer: YOU’RE FIRED!
Prison Guard 1: Damn it.
Prison Guard 2: Shit.
Prison Guard 3: Oh come on.
Int. Government Building
Governor Doug Burgum: What?! They have portal-makers now?!
Markus: Don’t worry, we will catch them. I promise.
THE END.