Scaryoldman

Scaryoldman(Unknown first name), is an 85-year-old pensioner. Whoever trespasses on his lawn gets shot immediately, making him very dangerous. He has a lisp and a very-noticable tooth missing. He lives in the middle of an unknown location, full of grass and hills. His rival is Fezzy, a talking human-like bunny. Scaryoldman's name is unknown since he can't remember it.
Scaryoldman's house is medium-sized, full of spiders, bugs, insects and possibly ghosts. A time Scaryoldman remembers clearly is when his mailman rang the doorbell and as he answered it, he said "Hello, time to say goodbye." The mailman was confused, as Scaryoldman stabbed him with his trusty scythe. Scaryoldman hid the body in his basement, it is unknown if the body is still down there. Scaryoldman stole his clothes. 
==Appearance==
===Hair===
Scaryoldman's hair is white, greasy, crusty, tangled, weak, dead hair. If somebody were to run their fingers through his hair, they would feel a complex of hard, crusty, flakey hair and maybe fall out. His hair has never been brushed because he does not own any hair products. Scaryoldman used to be bald but after 20 years it grew back a bit.
===Breathing===
He breathes very loudly, his lungs are the size of rotten, old beans and when he breathes in, they expand to the size of a golf ball. As he breathes through his mouth, a few whistles are heard.
===Skin===
His skin is very pale, and gets whiter each day. He often gets mistaken for the grim reaper. He has a few spots, but not too many. His skin is also very wrinkly and old.
===Dental Hygiene===
Scaryoldman last brushed his teeth 82 years ago. His teeth are as yellow as a lemon, and his breath smells like road kill.
===Hygiene===
Scaryoldman has gone his whole life without ever washing himself, making his hygiene very bad, he sometimes washes himself in a rain puddle.
==Gallery==
Wilko Johnson_0.jpeg|Scaryoldman when he was bald
Videoblocks-two-men-talking-and-drinking-at-a-local-bar bel2isll9e thumbnail-full01.png|Oosh(left) and Scaryoldman(right), in a pub in London before their trip to Tower Bridge. In this photo, SOM is planning his brother's murder.
49712730_364215597741587_5647549984678084608_n.jpg|Scaryoldman(cartoon)
49788126_610517579386137_2699072420785946624_n.jpg|Scaryoldman(cartoon)
49897046_306104573368565_1448104612472029184_n.jpg|Scaryoldman(cartoon)