Lederhosen Guy

What does a Lederhosen Guy do, you may ask? He has an awesome life, since he has a big place where he gets the big money: a pretzel stand. You may be saying, "A Pretzel Stand?! How stupid is that?" but this guy really gets the customers. By his light nougat mustache and jumpy green lederhosen, this guy is pretty easy to catch on the street!
But that's not the best part. The pretzels are never before seen by LEGO eyes. LEGO has never produced pretzel elements before, so this is why everybody in the certain country loves to chew on them. They only cost $3.65, so they're pretty affordable. Do you know what's also affordable? Lego Minifigures. But that's on the main page on this Wiki so I don't need to bother with that. So yeah, he sells great pretzels and gets great money from them. He stands in his office, and raises the arrow on his graph. But that's not the best part.
With all the money that he gets, you'd think he spends it on stuff, right? WRONG. He actually uses a shredder to shred the money into more lederhosen for him. I know it looks gross, but if he doesn't have to pay for it, that's strategy. Great strategy. There we go, fellow users. That's the best part.
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