Sonic’s Third Party Deal with Mario

This is a fanon transcript that I posted long ago on my old blog, back when I was originally known as "763492". So enjoy this I posted here as a page.
==Transcript==
[Taking place in the year of 2001]
Sonic: [sadly sits on a park, moping and sighs]
Mario: [arrives to him] Well, well, I never see my spiky video game hardware rival feeling blue. [laughs] Get it? Blue?
Sonic: [glares at Mario] …
Mario: Hey, come on. Don’t you take joke, Sonic? Blue? Meaning you’re always… blue? Your color is blue and you feel blue, right? You know a pun.
Sonic: Get out of my business, plumber! I am NOT in a mood of your antics. So go mind other video game icons’ business.
Mario: Ookie-dokie, Mr. sourpuss, just never mind about my pun, I’ll go and leave you alone, being upset. [walks away and then walks back seconds later] But, what’s seems to be upset about?
Sonic: [sadly sighs] We at SEGA have tried so hard to be your company, Nintendo’s biggest rivals over the years, by releasing our new video game consoles that would of overshadow yours, from SEGA Genesis add-ons (32X and SEGA CD), SEGA Saturn, and Dreamcast, but unfortunately, none of them succeeded as we thought, especially most games, despite some of them are successful. And after we discontinued our last system, the Dreamcast, due to its poor sales, a major competition with other video game hardwares (including your latest GameCube), lack of third-party games, most of poor games and less successful ones for our console, and game piracy, we’ve announced that we no longer be able to make anymore hardwears ever again. Which means our fans will be so disappointed, especially they’ll think if this’s going to be no more games featuring me and my friends forever, and what’s worse, our company will eventually be shut down if there’s not anymore announcements to our projects and we don’t know what to do, especially the case that we’ve already planned for our next game for the next release.
Mario: [feeling bad to Sonic. But then he thoughts up of something and smiles] Well, you know, Sonic, I was thinking, since you stated that you and your company can no longer be making anymore systems, how about if you have to decide to focus on softwares instead and become a third-party development company to other video game consoles, including ours?
Sonic: [snaps] WHAT?! You’re kidding, aren’t ya?! Going third-parties to our rivals, including your company?! Count me out! This’ll not happen to our company.
Mario: But, Sonic, think about it. It’s the only way to save SEGA and as well as releasing your future games to the public. Think about it. That’s how more money counts. And think about all of your fans, they’re desperate for more SEGA games, including your adventures. You don’t want your fanbase to be withered so SEGA, and you, will be nothing but disremembered if there’s no more SEGA games to be announced and/or released. Plus, it would be pleasant for you to be our official licensee just like our other third-parties over the years. So what did you say, Sonic? Will you accept that deal as friends?
Sonic: [as Mario raises his hand to him] Well, as long that we still want our fans to be attracted by our next games, how can I say “no”? We’ll do it for being your third-party to every video game hardware companies, which includes Nintendo.
[Sonic shakes Mario for his deal]
[The End]
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