Flying John Wildhayes

==How was he found==
We found him on the side of the road flying like some flying bug. He smashed my carriage window with some kind of log. He knocked me out cold. I fainted and I woke up at Darkhart. He was trying to dissect my parents. So I went and kicked Darkhart in the chest he fell down. I grabbed John by the ear. He fainted
==His Abilities==
1. Slap - Does 10,000 HP Damage
2. Flying Missle - Does 999999999999 Damage
3. Stub Attack - Marks any page he sees a stub ( like this one )
4. Eat your soul - Your Pirate is automatically deleted
==The Beast Himself In Full Flight==
Category:POTCO Characters
Category:POTCO