Greetings From Tulsa

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Greetings From Tulsa," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox presents a playlist combining western and Middle Eastern music. Dillon loses Matt, meets a local journalist, and applies for a job. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Dillon Minacci is lost in a desolate landscape with no signs of life present. He begins to call out for Matt in desperation, and draws the attention of an old man. His name is Snake Anthony, and he is a local photojournalist who appears to be in the middle of interviewing people. He has worked for the Tulsa Daily for 32 years and is from Greater Tulsa. As Dillon inquires further into where they are, he discovers that all locations in the country are variations of Tulsa (Old Tulsa, New Tulsa, Port Tulsa, etc.). Snake also confirms that no one ever goes beyond the oceans surrounding the State of Tulsa for fear of what lies beneath.
They get a call from Rabbit Sandra, a resident of San Tulsa who speaks positively about Caron Daly, notable VJ and the current Governor of the State of Tulsa. Snake also mentions that the State of Tulsa is a two-paper state, and that Tulsa Daily's competitor is Tulsa Daly, named after the Governor.
Dillon decides he should interview for the job, but it turns out that Snake essentially needs someone with a camera, as his broke 32 years ago. His entire journalism career has revolved around capturing photos of cryptids, although he's never seen one. To keep his editor happy, Snake draws pictures of cryptids, and she has yet to notice.
They are soon greeted by Sea Slug Simone, a giggling blogger who works for the Tulsa Daly. She frequently blogs about the amount of cryptids she spots and is a thorn in Snake's side. She doesn't need the job and won't do the interview, but introduces Snake and Dillon to a friend she met through an online dating service from the other side of the water. Snake becomes terrified at the idea of going over the water, but Sea Slug confirms it's an easy 17-hour trip via shell.
Sea Slug's friend is Olga, a 7.5 3/4-year-old woman from a country that has yet to be named. She lives in this country with only one other person, who is her cousin. Olga hesitates to speak about her cousin due to said cousin's hostile nature, but she is willing to apply for Snake's job. She confirms that he once had a camera but that her cousin broke it. She also confirms that she can see in color in her country, which is not a luxury provided to the State of Tulsa.
Dillon begins piecing together the clues and realizes this might be a Wizard of Oz situation, and that to get back to the Stromboliverse he likely needs to get to the country with no name to find his way home.
The Wizard of All Things Multiple calls in during the last two minutes and just shouts noises.
They can't decide if the genres complement or contradict.
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Snake Anthony
Rabbit Sandra
Sea Slug Simone
Olga
The Wizard of All Things Multiple
== Featured Music ==
Sons of the Pioneers - "South of the Border"
MIA - "Bucky Done Gun"
Riders In The Sky - "Blue Shadows on the Trail"