Barrier Reefs/transcript

This is the transcript for "Barrier Reefs" 
== Transcript ==
* (episode opens to Plankton at the Chum Bucket)
* Plankton: Karen, I've noticed something...
* Karen: Uh huh?
* Plankton: The Krusty Krap *snickers* that's a good one Krusty Krap *laughs*
* (Karen rolls her eyes)
* Plankton: Anyway, as I was saying, his place is giant! It's ridiculously big! And I'm just a measly bucket! If I could have a bigger restaurant, I could steal some of that cheapskate crab's customers! Hey, i just made an alliteration. 
* (Karen rolls her eyes again)
* Karen: If you want to expand the foundation, you'll have to make sure that land isn't protected.
* Plankton: DARNIT! Ah, what have I got to lose
* (Plankton walks behind the bucket)
* Plankton: HOLY SHRIMP! THERE'S SO MANY REEFS!
* (We see a big array of beautiful coral reefs)
* Plankton: It's...it's...beautiful! I've never seen anything like it! 
* Karen: It appears that the land here is just nature, meaning you can destroy all of it to expand the Chum Bucket's foundation.
* Plankton: *laughs evilly* It may be beautiful, but not as beautiful as THE CHUM BUCKET GETTING CUSTOMERS!
* (Bubble Transition to Plankton with a bulldozer driving to the reef)
* Plankton: *laughs* GIANT CHUM BUCKET, HERE I COME!
* Fred: HEY!
* Plankton: What? Oh it's an absentminded fool of your kind. What, what is it.
* Fred: What are you doing with that bulldozer? I want to see the reefs!
* Plankton: Er...I...well, you see....I'm uh...making the reefs better! Sp you can stare at it and be even more amazed!
* Fred: Oh thank you, single cell organism!
* Plankton: You're welcome-wait, WHO YA CALLIN' SINGLE CELL?
* (Karen rolls her eyes)
* Plankton: HERE WE GO!
* (Plankton starts destroying the reef)
* Plankton: This just gets better and better!
* SpongeBob: Hi Plankton! 
* Plankton: Go away, you ruined a perfect chance for a bubble transition!
* SpongeBob: Well, we could easily make another moment!
* Plankton: Oh, you make me go all out and fourth wall breaking just to tell me that?
* SpongeBob: I don't really know how to respond to that, so bye!
* (Bubble Transition to next scene)
* Plankton: Well, I've destroyed all the reefs!
* Karen: Now what will you do? 
* Plankton: I don't know actually. I never thought I'd get this far. 
* (Karen rolls her eyes)
* Plankton: Why do you keep rolling your eyes?
* (Karen rolls her eyes)
* Karen: Why don't you make a big wall or something?
* Plankton: That's it! I'll make something to replace the reefs, something big! Like a giant wall! A barrier! That's just it-I'll make a barrier reef!
* Karen: That's actually a decent idea.
* Plankton: Now Karen, I am a genius.
* (Karen rolls her eyes)
* Plankton: Can you stop doing that?
* (Karen rolls her eyes)
* (Bubble Transition to the next scene with Plankton standing on top of the Chum Bucket where he pulls out a megaphone)
* Plankton: ATTENTION BIKINI BOTTOMITES! THE CHUM BUCKET HAS MASSIVELY EXPANDED! I HAVE EXPANDED AND CREATED A GIANT BARRIER REEF!
* Fred: Hey! You promised us more beautiful reefs!
* Nat: Yeah! You did!
* Plankton: Oh PUH-LEEZE. Somebody call the wambulance! *laughs* Do you think I'd actually listen to you fools?
* (The barrier reef starts to fall towards the roof of Plankton)
* Plankton: You lazy Bikini Bottomites are nothing but lazy trash who eat at a grease trap that gives you a heart attack and will kill you, when you COULD be eating at a top quality restaurant! Did your mother ever tell you to eat right? And another thing-
* (The barrier reef crushes Plankton, and behind it an even more beautiful reef is seen)
* Bikini Bottomites: YAAAAY! 
* Plankton (crushed): This just gets worse and worse.
* SpongeBob: I thought you said it gets better and better?
* Plankton (crushed): Go away you little yellow book.
* (Karen rolls her eyes)
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