Pokémon But Like With SBFW Users - Episode 3: Team Rocket

Pokémon But Like With SBFW Users - Episode 3: Team Rocket is the seventy-sixth episode of wait wut, the first episode of season five and third part in the "Pokémon But Like With SBFW Users" series.
== Transcript ==
[CrazySpong and PokéBot678 are walking through a forest.]
PokéBot: So it's "CrazySpong", right? What happened to the "E"?
CrazySpong: One letter too long for the form.
PokéBot678: Ah. And you're… a girl, right?
CrazySpong: I picked the wrong gender at the beginning of the game.
PokéBot678: Ah, appens to the best of us. So… what are we doing here again?
CrazySpong: Oh, you know… standard POKéMON adventure stuff. (she takes out a map) You see, you and me-
PokéBot678: You and I-
CrazySpong: You and me are gonna travel around the country together enslaving POKéMON to battle other POKéMON, go to these things called gyms or whatever, collect all the badges, make it to the Elite Four and become dictator of the whole country.
PokéBot678: I don't think that's how it wor-
CrazySpong: Oh yeah, there's probably also gonna be some mediocre terrorist organisation we have to stop on the way.
PokéBot678: wait wu-
[Suddenly, a mediocre terrorist organisation jumps up from behind a bush.]
Gamer: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
Stryker: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!
Gamer: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!
Stryker: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION!
Gamer: Gamer…
Stryker: Stryker…
Gamer and Stryker: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Jasbre: JASBRE, THAT’S RIGHT!
[CrazySponge and PokéBot678 stare in silence for a few seconds, before bursting into spontaneous laughter.]
Gamer: What’s so funny?
Stryker: Are you… mocking us?
PokéBot678: What are you guys?! Some kind of circus? (smirks)
Stryker: W- How dare you! We’re Team Rocket! The biggest terrorist organisation on the planet!
PokéBot678: I mean from the looks of you two your rockets can’t be that big. HEY-OH!
[PokéBot678 and CrazySpong high-five.]
Kelpy G: Ha! Losers! Usually I’m the one everyone makes fun of for having a small dick!
Gamer: Listen, punks. Hand over all your POKéMON now or face the consequences!
CrazySpong: Pffft, you and what army?
Stryker: JASBRE, I CHOOSE YOU!
[Battle music starts playing, and Jasbre jumps into battle.]
PokéBot678: Um… what’s happening?
CrazySpong: I think… I think they just initiated a POKéMON battle?
PokéBot678: Why do you keep stylising the word POKéMON like that?
CrazySpong: I have no idea! Hoop, I choose you!
[CrazySpong throws her POKéMON, a baby Hoopla, into battle.]
Hoop: HOOP HOOP!
Stryker: JASBRE! USE …FLOOD!
Jasbre: JASBRE!
[Jasbre shoots a load of water out of his mouth at Hoop. …it’s not very effective. CrazySpong and PokéBot678 start laughing again.]
CrazySpong: Oh my God, what were you trying to do? Kill us with water?
Stryker: It- it’s a very powerful move! Right, Gamer?
PokéBot678: Gamer? You don’t look like a gamer.
Gamer: Well, I wouldn’t call myself a “gamer” persay. …I am partial to a round of Wordle though.
Stryker: His parents hate him.
CrazySpong: Ah-
Jasbre: WILL YOU NINCOMPOOPS JUST HURRY UP AND FIGHT ME!
CrazySpong: O, sorry. PokéBot? Could you get me some info on this POKéMON? So I could… I dunno, find its weaknesses or something?
PokéBot678: Perhaps. Ahem. “Jasbre - the black duck POKéMON. Jasbre is a water type usually found in ponds and lak-”
CrazySpong: This is boring, I’m just gonna kill it.
[CrazySpong takes out a gun and fucking murders Jasbre.]
Jasbre: WTF CRAZYSPONGE? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY REPUTATION, BRO?!
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