What if SpongeBob Never Arrived?

== Plot ==
Sandy, Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs find out what their lives would be like if SpongeBob never came.
== Script ==
[The scene goes to SpongeBob in his Pineapple's Living Room with Squidward, Patrick, Mr. Krabs & Sandy sitting on his couch]
SpongeBob: Alright, I have brought you all here for one reason today. A slideshow of mine and Patrick's trip to Hawaii in The Atlantic Sea.
Squidward: You brought us here for a slideshow? A SLIDESHOW? Ya know, I don't know why I even come to these parties.
SpongeBob: Actually, that's not all. I have a big box of goodies I ordered on a Hawaiian Website that's only available on Hawaiian Wi-Fi. It should be being delivered to this house in 3...2...1...Hm, maybe I started counting to early...Lets do it again! All together now!
[55 Minutes Later....]
SpongeBob: 3...2...1....Ah...I don't think it's coming. Just wait a moment.
[SpongeBob walks into his Kitchen and gets out his MyPhone and rings up The Mail Service]
SpongeBob: Hey, I ordered a parcel on a website, they sent it to you and then you were going to send it to me right this night. Um...So...Where's the parcel?
On Phone: *Squeaky Voice* *Nonsense*
SpongeBob: Uhm...I see...Well, I guess I'll have to come...[Hangs up and walks into living room] I'm um...Going to the Mail Office. Turns out none of their vehicles are accessible at this moment in time and I have to walk there. I'll see ya later.
[SpongeBob walks out of his house]
Squidward: Well, I think that's a great time for me to leave and go home.
Sandy: Squidward, what do you have against SpongeBob? What did he possibly say to get you angry then?
Squidward: He said I'd have to wait for a Slideshow. I'm not waiting for one. I wish I never met SpongeBob. 
Sandy: Oh really? Let's see how your life would be if SpongeBob never came.
[The scene goes to Squidward inside of his house playing the clarinet]
Squidward: Ah, there's nothing like a relaxing day inside of sunny Bikini Bottom. No annoying neighbours, no annoying workers. Life is great.
[Squidward's House Shakes and a Squidward looks out of his window]
Squidward: What the barnacles!? Oh my goodness! [See's a Buff Strong Heavy Metal Fan Coming into the Pineapple next to him] All right! That's it! I will not allow this Heavy Metal Guitarist Drummist ruin my quiet life! 
[The scene goes to Squidward walking up the Heavy Metal Fan in front of the Pineapple House]
Squidward: Oh, no! No! No! If you think you can just barge up to here you can't! This is my peaceful neighbourhood! You're not gonna ruin it!
Heavy Metal Guy: What did you say!? Little Big Nose Guy!? Because I'm just getting out my gloves of spikes. They really hurt.
Squidward: Oh, I was just saying what a lovely taste in music you have. And...Fruit as well. I mean, Pineapple. That's a great choice...
Heavy Metal Guy: Good, I thought you may have been insulting me.
Squidward: Well, um...I kinda wa-.....
Heavy Metal Guy: Oh, really? Well, then...Give me that clarinet. [Pulls Clarinet out of Squidward's Tentacles and smashes it in half] If you insult me again I'll snap you just like I did with the clarinet.
Squidward: ARGH!!! [Runs into his House]
[The scene goes to Squidward sleeping in his bed at night. He gets awoke by a knock at his door]
Squidward: Huh, what the? Don't they know what time it is!? [Walks downstairs and opens his front door] What is i-? 
[Patrick is outside and keeps on knocking on the door which is no longer in front of him causing him to be punching Squidward in the face]
Patrick: [Stops] Oh, hey Squidward. Look, I need a little favour from you. A really small favour.
Squidward: *Sigh* Well then, what is it?
Patrick: Can I sleep with you?
Squidward: WHAT!? Oh, no, no, no, no, no! You are not coming into my house and you definitely aren't sleeping with me!
Patrick: What? Aw...But my house is destroyed and I have nowhere to sleep.
Squidward: Destroyed? How?
Patrick: The Heavy Metal Guy came and said my TV was messing with his TV so he smashed my rock into little pieces of buried the inside of it.
Squidward: Um...I'm pretty sure there's more rocks in the sea.
Patrick: I've looked, all of them are owned by other starfishes....Please Squidward, no one will let me in...
Squidward: *Sigh* Ok....Do you snore? 
Patrick: Nah, I sleep like a little angle.
Squidward: Alright, come on in. Just...Don't touch anything!
Patrick: Ok Squid! [The scene goes to Patrick sleeping under Squidward's Bed in Squidward's Bedroom] *Loud Snoring*
Squidward: Grrr....[Puts Pillows over Ears (Well, where they would be)] Why won't he stop!?
[Patrick rolls out from under the bed and then shivers and pulls the bed over him again. This causes Squidward to fall onto the floor]
Squidward: ARGHHHH!......
[The scene goes to Squidward dragging himself into the Krusty Krab. He is very, very tired]
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you look awful. Well, I mean...Even worse than usual! What in the Davy Jones happened?
Squidward: Patrick....He's living with me now...And he doesn't let me sleep!
Mr. Krabs: Do you think you're in shape to work here then?
Squidward: Not really....
Mr. Krabs: Well then, Frank...[Turns around to Fish] You're our new cashier! Squidward, you'll be swabbing the deck now. And by that I mean you'll be cleaning the bathrooms which are very, very smelly.
[The scene goes to Squidward inside of the bathrooms holding a mop]
Squidward: Oh no he doesn't. I'm not cleaning up these bathrooms! Never! I'll never clean them up! 
[Mr. Krabs walks out of one of the stalls and walks up to Squidward]
Mr. Krabs: Oh, really? Well, then...I have no more jobs left for you...So in that case, you're fired.
[The scene goes to Squidward walking up to his house. He then attempts to put his keys into the door but the locks are changed]
Squidward: What the!? GRRR....PATRICK!!!! 
[The scene goes to Squidward inside of a back alley with a newspaper over him]
Squidward: I'll dance for food! Come down and I'll dance for food! [No People Come down the Alley] *Sigh*
[Normal Time inside of SpongeBob's Living Room]
Squidward: You can't prove that it'd end like that! This is what would actually happen!
[The scene goes to Squidward in the alley again under the newspaper]
Squidward: I'll dance for food! I'll dance for-! [A Woman walks up to Squidward] Um...Hello there...
Woman: Hello there, I want to make you a star! [Gives Squidward a Fridge from the back of her car] Now, here you go! Now dance!
[Squidward dances and the Woman cheers him on and then gives him a card]
Woman: This is my card, come to me at the Convention Hall. I will make you a super star!
[The scene goes to the present time again]
Mr. Krabs: *Laughs* As if! She would probably drop dead if she saw you dancing! 
Squidward: That's it! Let's see what would happen to you cheapskate!
[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs putting up a Help Wanted sign in the window of the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: *Sigh* Joe was a great Fry Cook. Too bad he's gone. I'll just have to wait for someone else to come.
[10 Months Later]
[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs putting up a out of business sign in the window of the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: Good bye girl...We've had some good times.
[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs walking up to his house where Pearl is giving out diamonds]
Mr. Krabs: Pearl! What are you doing!?
Pearl: Getting money for shoes! Now leave me alone!
Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Brad: Excuse me, you cut in line...
[Present Time inside SpongeBob's Living Room....]
Mr. Krabs: *Sigh* I guess we'd all have horrible lives if SpongeBob never came into them.
Sandy: Well, actually. In all the ways I've worked it out...Patrick becomes a world wide rock star with fans all around the world loving him. Also, Gary would become a super spy....
Squidward: Patrick having fans is crazy...Gary as an agent? Ha, that's impossible. He's nothing but a lazy, hillbilly snail. Say, where is he anyways?
[The scene goes to Gary inside of a top secret lair with a brown hat on his shell. He looks to the camera and winks at it]
[Back to the Living Room....]
Squidward: He's probably eating the litter out of his litter box...
[SpongeBob walks into the Living Room holding a huge box]
SpongeBob: I'm back! You won't believe what happened to me along the way! This huge rockstar guy offered to give me a brand new holiday mansion away from home if he moved into this house. Oh, and he offered me a really, really big well paying job. Should I agree to the offer?
Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Sandy: NOOOOO!!!!!! 
SpongeBob: Um...Ok then...I'm glad you guys want me to stay...Now, here's the box!
[SpongeBob puts down a huge box]
SpongeBob: Can I get some help here opening this thing?
[Patrick opens up the box with SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Here it is!
Squidward: At least remove the bubble wrap! None of us can see it!
SpongeBob: But, the Bubble Wrap is the gift! Everyone loves Bubble Wrap!
Squidward: You mean you kept us waiting for Bubble Wrap?
SpongeBob: Not just any Bubble Wrap! Hawaiian Bubble Wrap!
Squidward: What could possibly make Hawaiian Bubble Wrap different any other Bubble Wrap?
SpongeBob: This! [Pops a Bubble on the Bubble Wrap and all of the windows of the house smash because it's that loud]
Squidward: Ouch...I wish I never asked...
Patrick: Again, again!
[THE END...] [Or is it?...]
[The scene goes to Squidward inside of his house watching a Live Kelpy G Performance. He is then interrupted by SpongeBob ringing his door bell]
Squidward: Grrr...What could he possibly want!? [Opens Door and looks around to see that SpongeBob isn't in sight] Huh? What the? [Picks up Box on Door Mat] "Hey, Squid...I thought you might want this last night...You stormed off though so I couldn't give it to you. Happy Hawaiian Gift!" [Bored] Oh boy...What could this possibly be!?...
[Squidward opens up the box to see a jewel incrusted rare Clarinet that's only available in Hawaii]
Squidward: A Jewel Incrusted Clarinet? Wow!...I've never had one of these! I've never even seen one in town! Wow...Thanks SpongeBob!...
SpongeBob: You're welcome.
[SpongeBob comes up from inside of the box and he is holding bubble wrap in his hands]
SpongeBob: All together now! 
Squidward: Oh no....[SpongeBob pops the bubbles and all of Squidward's Windows Smash] SPONGEBOBBBBB!!!!!
[THE END]
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