Winners & Losers

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Winners & Losers" where DJs Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining songs about winners and losers. They talk to Dr. Bronner about a recent job change, win an award, and get insulted by a caller. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
The show opens with Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci talking about TJ Masters's mastery of both juggling and country music, both of which he performed at a show the night prior. They don't have much else planned for the show, but before they can figure out next steps, Dr. Bronner arrives to deliver a special package for the DJs. Dr. Bronner has recently been let go from his eponymous company and taken a job as a mail deliver for the United States Postal Service.
The special package turns out to be a Silver Mic Award, which was recently awarded to Double Heads Variety Hour for the Wildcard #1 category: "Don't Quit Your Day Job." Dillon and Matt are confused by the award, and Dr. Bronner believes it's meant to be an insult rather than a compliment. To boost everyone's spirits, Dr. Bronner provides a curated playlist from an iPod he found in his mail truck. As their melancholy further deepens, Matt and Dillon play tunes about losers.
Dr. Bronner's choices of songs are all clearly pop songs that just use Flo Rida's "Apple Bottom Jeans" as they lyrics, but Dillon and Matt are unable to convince him of this. They further discuss the reasons for Dr. Bronner losing his job at Dr. Bronner's, and it becomes apparent that his development of birthday cake-flavored soap is likely the reason. He also confesses that he was not allowed to listen to music for his nine years at the company.
To lighten the mood, a caller named Tiffany checks in to provide words of aspiration, but by the end of the call she says the show is a "trainwreck" and she "doesn't know why [she] listens," which only deepens the DJs collective depression. Also, a North Austinite named James calls in to complain that he is constantly late to work because of the time it takes to read the text on Dr. Bronner's bottles.
They decide the genres contradict, although Dr. Bronner votes complement.
==Featured Characters==
Dillon Minacci
Matt Fox
Dr. Bronner
Tiffany
James from North Austin
==Featured Music==
The Beach Boys - "I Get Around / Apple Bottom Jeans"
The Beatles - "She Loves You / Apple Bottom Jeans"
Beck - "Loser"
Ray Charles - "Born to Lose"
Gary Jules - "Mad World / Apple Bottom Jeans"
Pixies - "Where is My Mind / Apple Bottom Jeans"
The Beatles - "Octupus's Garden / Apple Bottom Jeans"
Eminem - "Lose Yourself"