Mr. Whomp!

Mr. Whomp is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz! Season 2!
== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - TV star Mr. Whomp is recently being replaced due to an event where he almost killed a TV reporter. Culdee and RH decide to try and help him regain his reputation though it proves to be harder than they thought. Meanwhile, Lil Fred auditions for the role of Mr. Whomp.
(It starts off outside Whomp's Fortress where a blue thwomp is seen chilling on the grass when a giant anthropomorphic bipedal Whomp runs in)
Mr. Whomp: I'm Mr. Whomp! This is my show! I crush the thwomp!
(Mr. Whomp face plants on the Thwomp crushing it into a pancake)
Thwomp: *painful grunt*
Mr. Whomp: I crushed the thwomp! This is the end! I love you!
(The credits roll right before it zooms out revealing to be part of a news segment)
Goodman: That of course was infamous and long running Mr. Womp show, which ran for 47 seasons, to a massive audience, and currently has created a nation wide phenomenon known as "Whompmania". But that all changed last Friday when the loved American icon, face planted on a TMZ Reporter, crushing him. The reporter was lucky to remain alive, though suffered heavy injuries from being crushed by Mr. Whomp for 8 straight hours. This outburst caused Mr. Whomp to be removed from his own show. While there are rumors speculated, people are saying that the studio Laugh Box TV is currently looking for someone to replace Mr. Whomp.
(It zooms out showing the whole report is being watched on TV in the SML Wiki Headquarters where RH and Culdee are seen watching the report)
Culdee: Man they can't just replace Mr. Whomp like that! It's his show!
RH: You know, I've never seen The Mr. Whomp Show. Is it any good?
Culdee: I mean you really have to watch like season 6 through 21, pretty much, the rest you can just skip.
(Endless is seen next to his desk on his phone)
Endless: Well if you boys are so interested, maybe you should help him out.
Culdee: You know what, Endless you say some weird shit sometimes but uh, I think I like that idea.
RH: Hmmm I don't know, he seams pretty controversial.
Culdee: Yeah, unfairly, now come on. He needs our help more than ever, oh uh also MF have you seen Lil Fred anywhere today.
MarioFan2009: Uh no I don't think so.
Culdee: RH?
RH: No sorry man.
(It cuts to Laugh Box TV HQ where a long line of characters are seen lining for the "Mr. Whomp Audition"
Susan Smith: Alright next one, is Polygram.
(Polygram enters in)
Polygram: *clears throat* Hello, I'm Mr. Whomp-
Producer: Hey.
Polygram: Um. Yeah?
Producer: Get out.
(Polygram, sad and not saying anything silently leaves)
Susan Smith: Okay, next in line is "Lil Fred".
(Lil Fred is seen entering, the producer snickers)
Producer: Is this a joke? This has to be the worst one we've had so far. I don't even want to see you perform.
(Lil Fred, offended, outright spits in the producer's face)
Producer: ... Do that again...
(Lil Fred obliges and spits at him again)
Producer: Alright I just wanted to make sure.
(The producer gets up from his seat and shakes Lil Fred's hand)
Producer: That settles it, Congrats Lil Fred you are officially hired for the role.
Lil Fred: "honk" (Sweet!)
(The producer goes outside at the long line of people)
Producer: The rest of you degenerates go home!
(The producer slams the door as the auditioners awe in disappointment)
Man: I missed my daughter's wedding for this.
Susan Smith: This guy, are you sure?
Producer: Yep. Never been so sure in my life. He's got that raw bad boy edge to him. Welcome aboard Lil Fred.
Lil Fred: "Honk" (Glad to be here, chief)
(Producer picks him up)
Producer: You and I are going to make so much money together.
(Lil Fred spits on him again. It cuts to Culdee and RH outside Mr. Whomp's mansion. RH knocks on the door and Mr. Whomp opens it)
Culdee: Hey Mr. Whomp how are you-
(Mr. Whomp gets startled and slams the door)
Culdee: Wait, wait, wait, we're not reporters we swear.
(Whomp opens the door again)
Culdee: I'm Culdee and this is RH. We're uh here to help you get your show back.
RH: Yeah, can we come inside for a chat?
Mr. Whomp: Oh hello, come in. Hello.
(The two walk into the mansion, amazed at the inside)
RH: Woah... What do you do here all day?
Mr. Whomp: Hello, I just watch Jimmy Fallon clips on YouTube all day.
Culdee: Bro this house is insane, There's like a thousand rooms in here. You got a gym, you got a theater, hell you even got a beautiful animal sanctuary.
(Culdee points at a sanctuary of species brutally slaughtering each other, a mouse being splattered in a blood fly to the glass)
Mr. Whomp: Yes, but if I don't get my job back on The Mr. Whomp Show, i'll lose it all.... Hello.
RH: Well here's an idea, why not just apologize to the TMZ reporter for crushing him, that was pretty bad.
Mr. Whomp: Hello, but I'm not sorry.
RH: Hmmm alright. that definitely makes it harder. Um, let's see.
Mr. Whomp: Hey can I take off your headphones.
RH: um... No please don't.
Culdee: No screw apologizing. All we have to do is rehabilitate his image.
RH: I guess we could try to make the world see the good side of Mr. Whomp. How hard could it be?
(Mr. Whomp removes RH's headphones)
RH: HEY! GIVE IT BACK!
(It cuts back to Laugh Box TV HQ. Lil Fred, the producer and the rest of the TV crew are seen doing a table read.
Producer: Whomp's fortress. Exterior. Day. Thwomp is laying on the floor. Lil Fred runs up to the thwomp.
(Everyone looks at Lil Fred who simply just spits on the scripts. Everyone but the producer starts laughing like crazy, slamming their fists and heads against the table)
Producer: And end scene. Great job, everyone.
(The crew leaves sighing of laughter, leaving Producer and Lil Fred alone)
Producer: That was great stuff Lil Fred, really killed.
Lil Fred: "Honk" (Aw shucks)
Producer: Uh by the way, there's something else we have to talk about. Kinda important.
Lil Fred: ?
Producer: "Sigh" Fred. It's the spitting. I know we hired you based on the spitting, but it's just that it's aggressive and toxic. I hate to say it but, it reminds people a bit too much of Mr. Whomp. Do you understand?
Lil Fred: "Honking" (Uh, well I don't know how to feel about that)
Producer: This new episode without Mr. Whomp's involvement is set to get 200 million viewers. That's more viewers than the Mash finale, Fred. 
(He gets in his face all threatening like)
Producer: You wouldn't want to ruin your career like Mr. Whomp in front of all of those people... Do you...?
(Lil Fred, terrified, slowly shakes his head)
Producer: Great, terrific! See you tomorrow for the big shoot!
(Producer leaves, leaving Lil Fred contemplating what he got himself into. It cuts to the Pensacola Community Center where people are lining up for an event titled "Mr. Whomp Meet and Great". Culdee and RH are seen sitting with Mr. Whomp)
Culdee: Interacting with fans is a great way for everyone to see who the real Mr. Whomp is.
(Mr. Whomp is seen cracked out, having snorted cocaine offscreen)
RH: Uh, Culdee. I don't think Mr. Whomp looks so good.
(A fan walks up to the booth)
Fan: Mr. Whomp, oh I am such a huge fan! Can I get your autograph-
(Suddenly Mr. Whomp starts violently choking the fan, the crowd gasping)
RH: Hey no, no no!
Culdee: Hey stop!
RH: Come on Mr. Whomp let go of him!
Mr. Whomp: Hello, but he was insulting me.
RH: No he wasn't Mr. Whomp!
Culdee: I think he just wanted a photo man!
(The fan escapes Whomp's grasp and runs off after being strangled. It cuts to the shooting range where Mr. Whomp is shooting at a bunch of decoys with a rifle all while sniffing more cocaine)
RH: Alright that didn't go as well as it could have. "Sigh" What do we do now Culdee?
(Culdee is seen wearing headphones while firing at the range. He takes off his headphones)
Culdee: What's up? Oh yeah uh you know I had an uncle who killed bunch of teenagers in a gruesome drunk driving accident, and he gave away one of those giant check things and it was totally fine after that.
(Mr. Whomp continues to sniff cocaine and fires a shotgun)
RH: Oh well I'm uh sorry to hear that Culdee but uh yeah maybe that could work. Either way. The first thing we need to do is sober him up.
(Mr. Whomp fires a rocket launcher blowing up targets)
Culdee: Agreed.
(It cuts to beacontown where a sobered Mr. Whomp is holding a check)
Beacontown Lady: Despite the recent controversy, we here at the Block Foundation deeply appreciate Mr. Whomp's contribution.
(A sober Mr. Whomp is seen breathing heavily)
Culdee: I can tell ya right now, this one isn't gonna work.
RH: Maybe going cold turkey wasn't the best idea.
Mr. Whomp: Hehe... Hello uh th-thank you for giving me the opportunity to uh-
(Mr. Whomp tiredly moves causing the check to paper cut the lady's hands off causing her to scream in pain as blood splatters on the audience. It cuts back to Mr. Whomp's mansion where the two are chilling at Whomp's large swimming pool area)
RH: Alright, somehow no drugs was even worse than drugs. Culdee if we can't get him under control, I don't think we'll be able to help him.
Culdee: Don't worry RH, way ahead of ya. I gave him some of these already.
(Culdee brings out sleeping pills)
RH: Culdee what did you give him?
Culdee: My uncle had some sleeping pills laying around to help him sleep at night after he rammed his car into an orphanage.
RH: Your uncle really gets into a lot of car accidents.
Culdee: Yeah he loves his cars. He loves his cars.
(Mr. Whomp is on his phone while laying on a inflatable pool raft laughing)
RH: You think it's safe for him to be in the pool while he's on his phone?
Culdee: Oh don't worry no one's ever done anything crazy on sleeping pills.
RH: Well that's one problem solved, but I don't know what platform would even let this guy on.
Culdee: Hmmm. Wait a minute I think I have an idea.
(It cuts to the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon where Jimmy Fallon is seen interviewing a calm tired Mr. Whomp)
Jimmy Fallon: Mr. Whomp thank you so much for coming on tonight.
Mr. Whomp: Hehe it's good to be here... heh... hello...
Jimmy Fallon: "Laughing" So we've been friends for a long time which is why it's really though to see you go through all of this.
Mr. Whomp: Thank you it's uh... it's been tough with everything that's... um.... everything that's been going on with my life... hello....
Jimmy Fallon: Yeah well, why don't you tell me about that a little bit. Like what was the worst part about like the whole ordeal of like working on your show?
Mr. Whomp: Uh.... hmmm... uh probably working with all of those stupid filthy little-
(Mr. Whomp says a few other words but they are censored to the explicitness of them. Jimmy Fallon looks at him with a shocked expression. RH and Culdee are seen watching the broadcast with Culdee having a shocked expression)
RH: Um, that was, uh... That was really bad.
(It once again cuts to Laugh Box TV HQ. Lil Fred in a Mr. Whomp costume is seen chilling with the blue thwomp drinking a latte)
Thwomp: You know, I knew Mr. Whomp had problems. I just never knew they went that deep. I mean thankfully I was the one that carried the show most of the time, but uh I did what had to be done, So you know, I can't complain.
Producer: Alright everyone. Are we ready for rehearsal? Take your places.
(Thwomp walks off drinking his cup)
Producer: Let's get started and action.
(Lil Fred spits on thwomp causing everyone to laugh except for the Producer who gets angry)
Producer: Cut, cut! Shut up everyone! Lil Fred, what did I tell you?! The audience is gonna hate that. No more spitting! Let's try again. And action!
Lil Fred: "honking" (I'm Mr. Whomp! This is my show-)
Producer: CUT, CUT! STOP! That is way too aggressive and Whomp-esque.
(Producer angrily smacks Lil Fred with a rolled up paper of the script)
Lil Fred: "HONK" (OW!)
Producer: Now do it RIGHT! Action!
Lil Fred: ... "honking" (I'm Mr. Whomp... This is my show... I smash the thwomp....)
(Everyone looks at Lil Fred disappointingly except Producer who's ecstatic)
Producer: Cut! Excellent great job! People are gonna love this! It's like Mr. Whomp but without all of the toxic crap. I TOTALLY SAVED THE SHOW!
(It cuts back to Whomp mansion where the three are sitting on couches)
Mr. Whomp: So is my career back now?
RH: "sigh" Mr. Whomp there's no easy way to say this. 
Culdee: After what you said your not only blacklisted but completely deplatformed. I also really hate to be the one that has to tell you this but I just read that the new Mr. Whomp Show airs tonight, and they uh replaced your character with somebody else.
Mr. Whomp: What does that mean?
Culdee: Dude. It's over...
RH: ... I still can't believe he said-
Culdee: Woah RH don't repeat it.
Mr. Whomp: Oh... my career is over?
(Mr. Whomp sadly walks over to a fireplace and grabs a photo of him and his fans)
Mr. Whomp: Maybe I should do what I should have done in the beginning... Hello.
(It cuts back to Laugh Box HQ where in stage two, the episode is about to be filmed live. A bunch of characters are seen in the seats ready to watch the show take place)
Producer: Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, the new and improved, Mr. Whomp Show!
(The audience cheers as the red curtain pulls back revealing a tired Lil Fred)
Lil Fred: "tired honking" (I'm Mr. Whomp... This is my show... Blah blah blah...)
(Producer gets a happy look of what's happening. The audience then starts booing shocking producer)
Fan: WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?
Slugslingee: We want our money back!
Producer: I don't understand, I did everything right!
(Suddenly the audience gasps as Mr. Whomp opens the stage door entering. Culdee and RH follow him as well)
RH: Oh hey that's where Lil Fred went.
Culdee: Oh cool! Hey Lil Fred!
Lil Fred: "honking" (Kill me.)
Mr. Whomp: Hello. I know the world is very angry at me right now for my behavior, but I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart that I’m sorry.
Producer: Whomp! People don’t want to hear from you anymore. You’ve shown how toxic you truly are. You're done. You’ve been replaced. And here’s the contract to prove it.
(Producer angrily shoves a contract in Mr. Whomp's face but an angry Mr. Whomp falls on Producer squishing him into a bloody mess screaming right before he dies, also destroying the contract. The crowd gets shocked at first but then start cheering. Endless is also seen cheering while watching the whole thing on TV at the Wiki HQ while MF is napping on the table)
RH: Um... Was that man dying our fault, Culdee?
Culdee: I- I don't really know RH. I do not.
(Mr. Whomp smiles as he has regained his reputation. It transitions back to Goodman's news report)
Goodman:  That, of course, was the viral clip that sent Mr. Whomp back into the stratosphere, garnering over two billion views across all platforms in just one week. Shortly after air, Mr. Whomp was reportedly offered numerous lucrative deals, but opted instead to make a new show from his home and own 100% of it, arguably making Mr. Whomp, one of the richest, and most powerful men on the planet.
(Mr. Whomp enters with a hammer)
Mr. Whomp: Hello!
Goodman: GAH WHAT THE FU-
== Trivia ==
*This episode is based on the Smiling Friends episode "Mr. Frog"