Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious is a guy. He is a hero too. He always says things that are really obvious, and asks what self explanatory things do. He wears a mask to conceal his identity. Captain Obvious also has a page on this wiki. You are reading it. In his logo, the C stands for Captain, and the O stands for Obvious. It's also a weakness, since it sort of looks like a target, and his heart is in his chest. If someone is falling down, he will save them. Justis Stupid is stupid. Somebody sees you. You are too stupid to understand Captain Obvious. His lines are super obvious too. He is a captain. Despite this, he isn't one of those Number Captains. Obvious is not a number. Obvious is a word, ok Captain Obvio-oh wait, we’re already here! 
His biggest rivals are Old Asian Man and Captain Not Obvious. Old Asian Man because his quotes are just as epic as Captain Obvious, and Captain Not Obvious because it's obvious he's a ripoff of him when he isn't. He is really obvious.
Captain Obvious is the article you are reading; you are reading this instead of the other articles on UnAnything. You decided to read this.
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