A Steak Knife At Every Setting

Jesus Christ, where to begin?
On March 10, 2024, apropos of absolutely nothing, the boss posted a thread https://x.com/AmirTalai/status/1766854862606917970 opining that "Everyone at the table deserves a steak knife, even if they didn't order steak."
Some Amiricans expressed misgivings about Amir's cutlery bias, suggesting that butter knives, too, have their place on the dining table.
Everything went downhill from there.
File:Steak knife Amir twitter.jpg|One of several steak knife photos Amir has zealously shared with us.