Folks Unfamiliar with the Concept of Backwash

Folks Unfamiliar with the Concept of Backwash is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Alright, don't let the punctuation fool ya. What commercial tagline does this rhyme with?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Chewed tuna: fast plop.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Chewed tuna: fast plop." [beat] "Yeah, one tuna sandwich and I'm on the throne all night."
===Hints===
It's from a beverage commercial…
… for a drink that some take with cream.
Every bit of it is delicious.
===Hints Reading===
"First hint, it's from a beverage commercial." [beat] "Tuna-flavored beer? It'll never sell."
"It's about a beverage that some people take with cream."
"Last hint, every bit of it is delicious." [beat] "Least that's what the ad agency says…"
===Gibberish Answer===
Good to the last drop®.
===Answer Quote===
"Nice job. Lemme buy ya a cup of coffee."
===Second Answer Quote===
"Maxwell House™: Chewed tuna fast plop."
===Third Answer Quote===
"And you know what makes it especially good to the last drop? When all the sugar collects at the bottom of the cup."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"Well, maybe some coffee'd sober ya up. Why not try some delicious Maxwell House™?"
===Key Words===
Good, god, hood, goof, gdo
to, too, two, ta, tu
the, teh, te, th, da, tha
last, lost, list, lwst, lats, lat, las, kast
drop, drp, drip, dorp, dor[, dori, dtop, drpp, drop
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