Shitzo V. Virus

Shitzo V. Virus, also known as SvV, is a chapter-based story by bluepig555. It revolves around the members of Taiwanese Twerking Truck and jorj gc, as well as some original characters by Bluepig. The first part of the story, the prologue, was released on February 5th, 2022, and there are currently 7 chapters (including the prologue). SvV revolves around the character of Shitzo, who is infected with an ancient virus which he must find a cure for, as well as getting into other misadventures along the way.
== Plot (Spoilers ahead.) ==
=== Prologue: Trapped Under Ice ===
In the year 1986, two British men named Tom and Harry were sent by an unknown individual to the wilderness of Greenland recover an ancient pot that was owned by the Fusilli family. They managed to pull through the cold and obtain the artifact, which was frozen in ice near a glacier, only to have it confiscated by a police officer and sent to a museum once they got to a city.
=== Chapter 1: Swerve City ===
The story fast-forwards to February 6th, 2023. This chapter introduces Shitzo, a teenager in suburban Virginia who works as a janitor at the Sebbington Center for Diseases (SCD), one of the top epidemiology research locations in the world. Shitzo wakes up from a dream about being the emperor of Mongolian, as he is a descendant of Genghis Khan himself. He realizes that he is nearly late for work and rushes into his car to get to the center; along the way, he nearly hits a pedestrian when he gets lost in the music he hears on the radio. He gets to Sebbington just in time, where he is greeted by Paul, one of several administators at SCD. He also has a brief encounter with an unnamed female janitor, who never talks and creeps him out. He is then called to clean up a test tube spill, marking the beginning of his shift.
A bit later, after cleaning up a coffee spill, Shitzo heads to the center's cafeteria to have a lunch break. He listens to a coworker, Gary, talk about a shipment from Greenland to SCD; it was the Fusilli pot, which the museum at Greenland had kept in storage for decades due to lack of interest and only now wanted to have it studied to ensure it carried no harmful viruses or pathogens.
=== Chapter 2: Institutionalized ===
A half-hour after the lunch break, two workers carry the box containing the artifact out of a supply truck and into the facility. One of them complains about the heat due to the A/C failing, to which the other says that they will tell Paul to have a technician look at the issue.
Some time after, Gary walks into a room in Sector C of the facility (Room 36C), only to see that the Fusilli pot had been broken into pieces. The worker who was studying the artifact, Jamie, explained to Gary he had called in the unnamed janitor to clean up some test tubes that he had knocked over; she was the one who ended up dropping and breaking the artifact while she was examining it. Gary gets very aggressive towards the janitor, who seems mostly apathetic, perhaps slightly amused by the situation. Gary and Jamie left the room to avoid taking blame, although they would eventually decide to tell Paul about what had happened.
In the hallways, Paul and Gary encounter Shitzo and inform him about the pot being destroyed. Shitzo became paranoid that if there truly was a virus, Gary and Jamie could potentially be infected; as such, he pretended to have been called to clean up a mess and ran away. However, he actually did end up receiving a call, which was from Room 36C. Upon arriving, he sees the unnamed janitor, who forces him to clean up the mess (and mildly beats him upon his initial refusal). After collecting the fragments, Shitzo put them in a box and searched for somewhere to hide them. As he does this, Gary and Jamie return to the room with Paul, causing Shitzo to panic and toss the bits of the artifact out of instinct. Some of these pieces landed in a vent on the wall. As Paul confronts Shitzo, a technician at Sebbington, Owen, comes in the room to inform the group that the air conditioning was fixed and would be turned on soon. Surely enough, the air conditioning system was turned on, and the dust from the fragments of the artifact made their way through the whole facility's ventilation system, infecting nearly everybody present aside from a few guards who were outside.
After a day or so, the entirety of SCD has been quarantined. The unit leader from the hazmat team that was called in explains that the remnants of the artifact were collected and would be returned to Greenland. He also says that the workers of Sebbington would have to stay put for the time being, although they would be allowed to continue their jobs in order to research their new affliction if they were shown to be fit to work. Shortly after, a guard rushes into the room and tells the unit leader that a cloaked man has broken into the building. 
=== Chapter 3: The Outsider ===
The cloaked man comes in the room, demanding to see the artifact. Once he is told that it had been destroyed, he attacks the unit leader in a fit of rage, as well as attacking Gary. He does this through a kind of magic that enables him to extend spaghetti noodles from his hands. While fighting off guards behind the door of the room, he introduces himself as Ventoxify Spaghetti. He takes a liking to Shitzo and Jamie, subsequently abducts the two and breaks his way through the roof of the center. He brings them both in his 2008 Kia Soul, where a chase with the police ensues.
The following morning, Shitzo wakes up in a tent in a forest; Ventoxify had brought them all here to hide from the police. Here, Ventoxify explains pasta power and the different spaghetti families, as well as the magical artifacts which can be used to give others the ability to learn it. He tells of his deceased grandfather, who spent most of his life searching for the artifacts, as many are entirely lost; he was the one who had hired Tom and Harry to find the Fusilli pot. Ventoxify says that he needed to kidnap Shitzo and Jamie in order to have two people to help him retrieve the fragments of the pot; they need to intercept the package once it reaches Greenland. He also admits to likely having been infected with the virus at this point, due to failing to wear or make Shitzo and Jamie wear any sort of respiratory protection.
=== Chapter 4: Sweet Leaf ===
The three take the day to relax before venturing out at midnight, in order to better avoid the occasional police that come by searching the area.
=== Chapter 5: Possum Kingdom ===
ADD MORE! 
=== Chapter 6: Piano Man ===
ADD MORE!
== Characters ==
This is a list of most named characters (or groups, if applicable). as well as where they appear (up to date with Chapter 6; does not include mere mentions of characters, only real appearances). Do note that a character's status as "Major" or "Minor" is subject to change, as the story is still in its early stages. 
=== Major ===
* Shitzo/Kerry Shoegaze (1-6): Main protagonist. Sebbington Janitor of Mongolian descent; aspires to be like Genghis Khan, but has poor social skills; accidentally responsible for spreading the virus.
* Jamie/William "Billy" Shearer (2-6): Sebbington researcher; enjoys classic rock, is a big stoner, clumsy and sometimes irritable. Was also kidnapped by Ventoxify in Chapter 3.
* Ventoxify Spaghetti/Giovanni Gelato (3-6): A flamboyant gay Italian man of the Spaghetti family, wields pasta power. Has a very unique way of talking.
* Linh (5-6): Owner of Black Dice Casino. Has a major gambling addiction, and loves Death Grips and Genshin Impact.
*Aymr (6): Pianist of the Classical Chicagoans. Speaks in an archaic manner, and is a huge fan of Chopin. Hates Genshin Impact.
=== Minor ===
* Tom (Prologue): 30 year old (Prologue) British man who sets out to find the Fusilli pot. Short and irritable.
* Harry (Prologue): 25 year old (Prologue) British man who also sets out to find the Fusilli pot. Tall and stupid, subject to bullying from Tom.
* Paul (1-3): One of several administrators at Sebbington. Generally light-hearted, but can turn very serious very quickly.
* Unnamed Janitor (1-3): Janitor at Sebbington. Name is not known, and never speaks. She likes to cause trouble and seems to enjoy the suffering of others (she's an asshole); directly responsible for spreading the virus.
* Gary (1-3): Sebbington employee. Very uptight and "serious" about his job (he's also an asshole).
* Owen (2-3): Technician at Sebbington; accidentally responsible for spreading the virus.
* Virginia State Police (3-4): Minor antagonists, they seek to have Ventoxify arrested. One attempted to frame Shitzo and Jamie for drug possession.
*Callum (6) Violinist of the Classical Chicagoans. Speaks in a heavy accent.
*Astor (6) Celloist of the Classical Chicagoans.
== Trivia ==
* Every chapter is named after a song.
* With the exception of chapter 4, each chapter has been progressively longer than the last.
* SvV stemmed from the essay-like stories bluepig555 started writing on TTT wiki pages; the lore is semi-connected to these, although they are not fully canon.
== See also ==
* Shitzophrenia
* Shitzophrenia (Illness)
* Bluepig555