Captain B

Captain B is our glorious mascot who is 1003297836349876412373246983247152134765234653249732415732415932415973450346083459347 times more powerful than the stupid evil capitalist pig named Captain 0 who eats his own shit. Captain B is a political mascot and an Undefeatable of epic proportions and gets mad bitches 24/7/365 and is so overpowered the disgusting UnAnything would delete the page and lock it up. You can even chat with an AI replica of him! It’s even perfect!
Captain B was created in 1960 at a secret lab underneath the strong and prosperous UnBarney HQ and was given some glorious powers to make UnBarney the greatest place on earth. Come join us, we have hangover free alcohol. Which other country besides our good friends North Korea have that? Nobody!
== Powers ==
* DESTROYING A COUNTRY
*DESTROYING A CONTINENT
* KILLING CHUCK NORRIS!!!
* KILLING A FAKE UNDEFEATABLE LIKE CAPTAIN 0!!!!!
*HAVING A CAT WITH 37246837261239 LIVES!!!!
*TAPPING PEOPLE HE DOESN'T LIKE IMMEDIATELY KILLS THEM AND SENDS THEM EXPLODING INTO BITS!!!!
* ASPLODING THE UNUNIVERSE!!!!!!!!
* SENDING ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH HIM TO PRISON CAMPS OR MURDERING THEM!!!!!!!
* KILLING A REAL UNDEFEATABLE!!!
* ASPLODING THE UNMULTIVERSE
* ASPLODING THE UNOMNIVERSE
* EVERYTHING FATHER STRANGE CAN DO!!!!!!!
== Trivia ==
* This page was written by someone who's completely fine.
* He was Father Strange’s childhood friend
* This is the only Captain to have a set of- yah know. Probably because he was an original character so the author can do whatever the hell he wants with him!
* Any resemblance of Captain B to the evil capitalist Captain 0 is entirely coincidental.
* Captain B wants this wiki to be alive again. And his wish was granted!
* Captain B shot Captain 0.