Super Smash Bros. Salvo/Smash Taunts

==Palutena's Guidance==
===Mario===
	Hey, it's Mario!
	I don't get all the fuss. He's a human!
	Aw, c'mon! He's Mario! How bad can he be?
	He eats plants. Then uses fire to burn more mushrooms.
	Are there any humans you don't hate?
	No, not really.
	What a party pooper.
===Inkling===
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
	I'm indifferent about this one.
	Why?
	Well, they mess up the environment, but then again, they're not even humans half of the time.
	Their ink vanishes after a Turf War, so there's no need to worry!
	Wait, how are they humans only half of the time?
	That, Pit, is an Inkling. They can transform into squids at will and make use of ink.
	So they're really good swimmers?
	Not really. They dissolve in water.
	They're... made of ink?
	Exactly. That means they've got an unlimited supply when they swim in their ink.
	Let's just sea who'll win!
==Squidbeak Codecs==
==Tattle==