Random parts of rick and morty episode scripts but certain things are replaced

Dominic: When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take this gun into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Billy.
Billy: In my butt?
Dominic: Put it way up inside there, as far as it can fit.
Billy: Oh, geez, Dominic. I really don't want to have to do that.
Dominic: Well, somebody's got to do it, Billy. It isn't gonna get through customs unless it's in someone's rectum, Billy.