2022 Week 14 Playoff Scenarios

==2022 Week 14 Playoff Clinching Scenarios==
Let's be real...you're all here to know what you need to happen or, equally as important, what you need to NOT happen. So before the Power Rankings are even ready, let's go team by team and sort this whole mess out. One important thing to remember: Barring something INSANE, someone is losing Nate vs. Shotti this week. That means the 7th seed will be 7-7. 
Get to eight wins and not only are you in the playoffs, you have a great shot at a bye....
===Locked In===
Here is what's already clinched:
*BYE
**Duck Punchers (by virtue of only one other team capable of reaching 9 wins).
*PLAYOFFS
**ma ma momma said (7th place team will be 7-7 by virtue of RIP/TSB H2H, therefore momma is guaranteed top-6 finish).
And folks...that's it. One bye and four playoff spots are up for grabs, as well as the Commissioner's Cup.
===Week 14 Scenarios===
In these scenarios, I used 150 points as the cutoff for scenarios involving point tiebreakers (ex. if someone needs to outscore another team by more than 150 points I did not include as a likely option). I can't guarantee that I didn't miss something, but I tried to catch 'em all. 
====Duck Punchers (BYE LOCKED)====
*Clinches the Commissioner's Cup with:
**Win or
**Loss by ma ma momma said or
**Hold Score Advantage over ma ma momma said of 56.04
====ma ma momma said (PLAYOFF LOCKED)====
*Clinches the Commissioner's Cup with:
**Win and Loss by Duck Punchers and Outscore Duck Punchers by 56.05
*Clinches a Bye with:
**Win or
**Loss by Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots, Papa's Posse, The Shotti Bunch and Hold Score Advantage over RIPDab of 31.01 or
**Loss by Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots, Papa's Posse, RIPDab and Outscore The Shotti Bunch by 48.30 or
**Loss by Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots, The Shotti Bunch, Hold Score Advantage over Papa's Posse of 24.72 and Hold Score Advantage over RIPDab of 31.01 or
**Loss by Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots, RIPDab, Hold Score Advantage over Papa's Posse of 24.72 and Outscore The Shotti Bunch by 48.30
===Pain Train===
*Clinches a Bye with:
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said and The Stupid Idiots or
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said and Hold Score Advantage over The Stupid Idiots of 82.50
*Clinches a Playoff Berth with:
**Win or
**Loss by The Stupid Idiots and Hold Score Advantage over The Stupid Idiots of 82.50 or
**Loss by Papa's Posse or
**Loss by Paddock 9 or
**Hold Score Advantage over Paddock 9 of 115.14
*Is Eliminated with:
**Loss and Win by The Stupid Idiots, Papa's Posse, Paddock 9 and Lose Score Advantage over Paddock 9 of 115.14
===The Stupid Idiots===
*Clinches a Bye with:
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train, and The Shotti Bunch or
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train and RIPDab and Hold Score Advantage over The Shotti Bunch of 107.73 or
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said and The Shotti Bunch and Outscore Pain Train by 82.50 or
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said and RIPDab and Outscore Pain Train by 82.50 and Hold Score Advantage over The Shotti Bunch of 107.73
*Clinches a Playoff Berth with:
**Win or
**Loss by RIPDab and Papa's Posse or
**Loss by The Shotti Bunch and Papa's Posse and Hold Score Advantage over The Shotti Bunch of 107.73
**Loss by RIPDab and Hold Score Advantage over Paddock 9 of 32.64 or
**Loss by Papa's Posse and Hold Score Advantage over Paddock 9 of 32.64 or
**Loss by The Shotti Bunch and Hold Score Advantage over The Shotti Bunch of 107.73 and Hold Score Advantage over Paddock 9 of 32.64
*Is Eliminated with:
**Loss and Win by Papa's Posse and Lose Score Advantage over Paddock 9 of 32.64
===The Shotti Bunch===
*Clinches a Bye with:
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots and Papa's Posse and Hold Score Advantage over momma said of 48.29 or
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train, Papa's Posse and Hold Score Advantage over momma said of 48.29 and Outscore The Stupid Idiots by 107.73 or
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots and Hold Score Advantage over momma said of 48.29 and Hold Score Advantage over Papa's Posse of 73.01 or
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train and Hold Score Advantage over momma said of 48.29 and Hold Score Advantage over Papa's Posse of 73.01 and Outscore The Stupid Idiots by 107.73
*Clinches a Playoff Berth with:
**Win or
**Loss by Papa's Posse and Paddock 9 and Hold Score Advantage over Papa's Posse of 73.01 or
**Loss by Papa's Posse and Hold Score Advantage over Papa's Posse of 73.01 and Outscore Paddock 9 by 75.09 or
**Loss by The Stupid Idiots and Outscore The Stupid Idiots by 107.73 and Outscore Paddock 9 by 75.09
*Is Eliminated with:
**Loss and Win by Papa's Posse or
**Loss and Lose Score Advantage over Papa's Posse of 73.01
===Papa's Posse===
*Clinches a Bye with:
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots, The Shotti Bunch and Hold Score Advantage over RIPDab of 6.29 and Outscore momma said by 24.73 or
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots, RIPDab and Outscore momma said by 24.73 and Outscore Shotti by 73.01
*Clinches a Playoff Berth with:
**Win or
**Loss by RIPDab and Paddock 9 and Hold Score Advantage over RIPDab of 6.29 or
**Loss by The Shotti Bunch and Paddock 9 and Outscore The Shotti Bunch by 73.01 or
**Loss by RIPDab and Hold Score Advantage over RIPDab of 6.29 and Outscore Paddock 9 by 148.11
*Is Eliminated with:
**Loss and Win by The Shotti Bunch and Lose Score Advantage over RIPDab of 6.29 or
**Loss and Win by RIPDab and Fail to Outscore Shotti by 73.01
===RIPDab===
*Clinches a Bye with:
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots, Papa's Posse and Outscore momma by 31.02
**Win and Loss by ma ma momma said, Pain Train, The Stupid Idiots and Outscore momma by 31.02 and Outscore Papa by 6.30
*Clinches a Playoff Berth with:
**Win or
**Loss by Papa's Posse and Paddock 9 and Outscore Papa by 6.30
*Is Eliminated with:
**Loss and win by Papa's Posse or
**Loss and Failure to Outscore Papa by 6.30
===Paddock 9===
*Clinches a Playoff Berth with:
**Win and Loss by Papa's Posse and RIPDab or
**Win and Loss by Papa's Posse and The Shotti Bunch and Hold Score Advantage over Shotti of 75.08
**Win and Outscore The Stupid Idiots by 32.64
*Is Eliminated with:
**Loss or
**Win by Papa's Posse and RIBDab and Lose Score Advantage over Shotti of 75.08