Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary! is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
You're a traditionalist, and you're broke on your 12th wedding anniversary. What object in the bedroom can you wrap up and present to your spouse?
===Question Reading===
"You're a traditionalist, and you're broke on your 12th wedding anniversary. What object in your bedroom can you wrap up and present to your spouse?"
===Choices===
1. an empty champagne BOTTLE
2. soiled bed LINENS
3. your GOLD tooth
4. burnt CANDLE stubs
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Whoops, looks like ya popped your cork a bit prematurely."
2. "Say it with soiled bed linens."
3. "Nah, it's alright, you can wait for that to fall out naturally. Gold is the 50th anniversary present."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"The 12th anniversary calls for gifts made of linen."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Soiled bed linens. The 12th anniversary calls for gifts made of linen."
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