Sarah's Farting Problem

Sarah was at school with her brother, Christopher Robin, and her boyfriend, Jimmy. Sarah had to fart. Jimmy told her, "Sarah, no need to fart." But then, "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
"EWWWW!! SARAH, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT?" But Sarah could not help it. "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!!" Christopher Robin was grossed. "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!! I DO NOT WANNA SMELL IT!!!!!!" Sarah did it. "PRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!"
Jimmy was grossed. "YUCK!! SARAH, I DO NOT WANNA SMELL YOUR STUPID FARTS!!!!!!!!" he said.
"PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! PPPFFFFFTT!! Poot! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAARBBBBBB!! FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!" Jimmy could not stand it. "SARAH, I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!!!!!"
Sarah was very upset. She said, "I could not help it!!" 'PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!! POOT!! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRBB!! PPFFTTTT!! PLARRRRRRRRRBB!!" Christopher Robin got very angry and said, "THAT DOES IT, SARAH!! GO HOME WHILE WE CALL OUR MOM AND DAD!!"
When they got home, Prince Adam and Belle got very angry at Sarah. "Hey, Papa. Sarah just farted." Christopher Robin said. Adam was shocked. "What, Christopher Robin?!" he asked.
Christopher Robin said, "Dad, I know what she did. She farted and we are so grossed." "WHAT!! SARAH MEGHAN DARLING, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FART IN SCHOOL!! YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY!!!!!!! NOW THAT MEANS YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE FUNFAIR!!!!!" Adam said.
Sarah got very angry. She glared angrily at Adam and told him, "You're as evil as Mr. Sykes!" She then went to her room in tears, where real brother, Ed, is waiting for her.
Just then, Wendy Darling showed up and asked, "Mother, Father, can Peter Pan, my brothers, and I go to Aunt Cindy, Aunt Floral, and Aunt Panini's birthday party at the Once Upon a Buffet and Grill next week?"
"Of course Of course you can, Wendy." Belle smiled, "You may go with Peter, Skippy, and Piglet."
"I am afraid that Sarah would not be joining you." said Adam.
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