Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock?

"Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock?" was a song considered to be used in The Emperor's New Groove, then titled Kingdom of the Sun which was supposed to be a parody of "Why Can't a Woman Be More Like a Man?" from My Fair Lady, written by Sting and sung by Huaca.
==Lyrics==
Why can't a human be more like a rock?
Dependable, unshakeable, and stoic
A cornerstone of empire, stability and trust
Ever patient, ever vigilant, and essentially heroic
But a human's always chasing after figment and illusion
Always anxious, always searching, but a victim of delusion
If he ever finds his happiness, he'll probably die of shock!
Oh, why can't a human be more like a rock?
==See also==
*"Walk the Llama, Llama"
*"Snuff Out the Light"
*"One Day She'll Love Me"
Category:The Emperor's New Groove
Category:Songs
Category:Deleted songs