Hephaestus malfunctions

This is a list of all systems malfunctions and technical issues on board the U.S.S. Hephaestus mentioned during Wolf 359. This does not include issues caused intentionally by crew-members.
== Long Term ==
Hera, the station's mother program, has a long-term glitch in her vocals that manifests frequently, particularly when she is upset or under strain. This is later discovered to be due to a sub-routine installed in her personality core by Pryce. With Maxwell's help, Hera is able to learn how to work around this part of her programming, which also gives her greater autonomy over her systems.
From the opening of the first season, the station is running low on supplies of many important products, including soap, toothpaste and coffee. Temporary substitutes are invented by Dr. Hilbert, but by the start of the third season the station is dangerously low on food. This is relieved only by the arrival of the Urania with additional supplies.
== Season One ==
* Succulent Rat-Killing Tar - A problem with the temperature control system leads to parts of the ship experiencing temperatures of -400F, close to absolute zero. This is attributed to Hera attempting to save power, and it is ambiguous whether it was intentional on her part.
* Succulent Rat-Killing Tar - The fire containment system is non-functioning due to last week's power outage.
* Discomforts, Pains, and Irregularities - Eiffel lies that the comms equipment has been disrupted by a series of recent power outages.
* Discomforts, Pains, and Irregularities - No hot water is available in the crew showers as it is being used in one of Hilbert's experiments in the greenhouse. Hera lies to Eiffel about this to ensure that he showers.
* Cataracts and Hurricanoes - A solar flare from Wolf 359 causes malfunctions in several electrical systems, including Eiffel's mag-boots, and briefly interrupts communications.
* Super Energy Saver Mode - One of Hilbert's experiments causes a power cut which causes Hera to crash, and disables nearly all of the station's system. During the power cut, Eiffel hears a strange voice from the speakers.
* The Sound and the Fury - The station calendar warns that the station will soon pass through the gravitational field of a passing comet, which will cause localised interruptions to power and water and mild to moderate turbulence.
* The Empty Man Cometh - The station passes through an ion wind cluster, causing turbulence and a disruption of electrical systems, including disrupting Hera's sensors and causing a brief blackout.
* Extreme Danger Bug - A pressurized nitrogen tank accidentally explodes, destroying the wall into Selberg's lab.
Category:Misc. In-World