Plant Interviews 7: Chomper

Made by Milesprower2.
This Plant Interview is with the dreadful Chomper.
Me (quietly): "I need to pretend to like him or else he'll eat me. I need to pretend to like him or else he'll eat me. I need to pretend to like him or else he'll eat me. (Out loud) Hi Chomper!"
Chomper: "Hi Miles!"
Me: "So, Chomper, what are you based off of? Venus Flytrap or Piranha Plant?"
Chomper: "I'm a Giant Venus Flytrap. Duh."
Me: "How do Zombies taste?"
Chomper: "Rot, maggots and the plants they've eaten. In other words, delicious."
Me: "Why do you take so long to chew?"
Chomper: "Because the Zombie's decomposing skin is tougher than it looks. You try eating a Zombie once in a while, you'll know what I mean."
Me: "Eurgh..."
Chomper: "What?"
Me: "Erm...nothing! Have you ever eaten a plant?"
Chomper: "Of course not! Other than the plants that Zombies will have eaten."
Me: "According to the Almanac you almost got to work on Little Shop of Horrors, was it the theatre version?"
Chomper: "Yes."
Me: "What were you going to do? Play as Audrey II?"
Chomper: "I was going to followspot."
Me: "You...what? Followspotting? Really?"
Chomper: "Yes, you got a problem with that?"
Me: "No, no, no problem. The Tree of Wisdom says you were friends with Wall-nut, is that true?"
Chomper: "Yeah, but they paired me up with that awful Pumpkin in Bungee Blitz. Thank plant god that Mini-game was cancelled."
Me: "You realize that Mini-game is still playable in level 5-5, right?"
Chomper: "WHAT?!?!?!"
Me (scared): "And people have hacked to play the Mini-game version."
Chomper: "OOOOH!!! I'M SO ANGRY, I COULD EAT A WHOLE HUMAN RIGHT NOW!!!"
Me: "Thank god I'm a two-tailed fox."
Chomper: "But you'll have to do!"
Me: "Uh oh! (Quietly) At least he doesn't know I hate him."
I run away.
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