Crappy Movie/Trailer transcripts

This is the transcript of the trailers of Crappy Movie. For the crappy movie, click here.
== Trailer 1 ==
* [it zooms in on the town of Spud]
* Narrator: In a world where the word "stupid" reeks... [it shows Asod falling from the sky] One hero- make that two, will ave the world... from an evil.... SPUD!!
* [it shows the foreign idiots laughing] Soai: SHUT UP OR I'LL MOP YOU!
* Narrator: Cheapskate Productions bring you a movie will filler..., [it shows the camera zooming in on every little atom of Spud] Narrator: Stupid plot points..., [it shows Soai and Asod holding a stale mop]
* Soai: This is... stale.
* Narrator: ...and of course, crappy content.
* It then shows the following scenes:
**Soai shooting his kazoo.
**Soai and Asod's stolen car falling from the sky, and setting the ground on fire.
**Asod falling from the sky.
**Soai and Asod's stale mop.
**Soai and Asod singing "Why".
**Tatoe giving the foreign idiots the hiccups.
**Soai about to eat Tatoe.
* Narrator: Crappy Movie. Releasing whenever Cheapskate Productions wants to.