The Proposal/Date/Wedding\Birthday Special/Transcript

The following is a script of The Proposal/Date/Wedding\Birthday Special. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
[The episode begins with SpongeBob standing outside the CMC clubhouse.]
SpongeBob: okay i believe this is the place pinkie showed me
[The scene cuts to inside the clubhouse. The CMC are huddled together.]
Apple Bloom: okay girls its a new day lets see who we need to help first...
Sweetie Belle: APPLEBLOOM I THINK I JUST SAW SPONGEBOB OUTSIDE!
Scootaloo: Yeah me too
Apple Bloom: AW HAY YEAH
[SpongeBob enters the clubhouse. The CMC are all eager to see him.]
Apple Bloom: Howdy Spongebob!
Sweetie Belle: can we help you?
SpongeBob: I'd like you to help me prepare for my proposal to pinkie pie
[The CMC are all surprised.]
Apple Bloom: Wait..your proposing to me cousin pinkie pie?
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: [together] gasp*
[The CMC all jump in the air giddily. SpongeBob is blank faced.]
Sweetie Belle: YAHOO!!
Scootaloo: AWESOME
Apple Bloom: YEHAW
SpongeBob: uh...you three okay?
[They land on the floor. Apple Bloom hugs SpongeBob while Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle watch, smiling.]
Apple Bloom: MORE THAN OKAY!! WE'RE GREAT!!!
Scootaloo: applebloom is pinkie pie's cousin!!
Sweetie Belle: YEAH!
[Apple Bloom joins the CMC.]
CMC: [together] THE CMC IS AT YOUR SERVICE
Apple Bloom: So what do you need our help with
SpongeBob: picking a ring and lots of other stuff
Scootaloo: okay squarepants we're ready to help!
[The four of them start walking towards the clubhouse entrance.]
SpongeBob: Great lets get movin!
Sweetie Belle: yeah especialy if you want everything done in time
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "The CMC and Spongebob went to ponyville to get prepared". The scene changes to be the CMC and SpongeBob walking in the middle of Ponyville.]
SpongeBob: I am a little nervious what if she says no?
Apple Bloom: Oh come on spongebob your better than that!
Scootaloo: totally i mean you just kissed pinkie infront of the whole gala!!!
Sweetie Belle: yeah what they said
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "At the jewerly store..". SpongeBob and the CMC are now looking at rings. He looks confused while Scootaloo jumps in the air.]
SpongeBob: how do i get the right ring?
Scootaloo: thats easy just choose the best!
[SpongeBob is suddenly entranced.]
SpongeBob: p..p..p...p..
Sweetie Belle: spongebob?
Apple Bloom: you okay there partner?
[SpongeBob's eyes bulge out. The CMC huddle closely together, all proud.]
Spongebob: PRETTY!!!!
Apple Bloom: I guessed you found a ring
[They all look up in awe.]
SpongeBob: that ring is as pretty as she is!!
Apple Bloom: good choice
Scootaloo: your right
Sweetie Belle: woah
[Apple Bloom approaches the entrance. All 4 of them are ecstatic.]
Scootaloo: this is gonna be so awesome!
Sweetie Belle: indeed
Apple Bloom: lets get going there's still tons to do
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "when they left..". The scene shows SpongeBob and the CMC walking in Ponyville.]
Scootaloo: okay spongebob ring? check!
Sweetie Belle: next you need refreshments 
Apple Bloom: TO SUGARCUBE CORNNER
SpongeBob: OKAY
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "at sugarcube cornner..". The next scene turns into the four of them inside Sugarcube Corner, standing in a room with shelves full with candy. A giant machine stands in front of them.]
SpongeBob: what is that?
Apple Bloom: this is a candy gizmo we used to try to get our cutie marks 8 years ago
[The CMC start walking off screen.]
Apple Bloom: we will be right back with more food
SpongeBob: okay
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "when they got back...". The CMC have returned with food on top of their heads. SpongeBob jumps up happily.]
Sweetie Belle: here is what we have 
Scootaloo: dont worry we will make the drinks
SpongeBob: awesome lets finish that list!
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "when they were done". The scene changes into SpongeBob, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom waiting at a table near the woods. Scootaloo is flying in.]
Apple Bloom: heya scoot back already?
SpongeBob: did pinkie get the note?
Scootaloo: yeah she totally got it and she is on the way!
[They all smile gleefully.]
SpongeBob: thats great!!
Apple Bloom: great work scootaloo!
Sweetie Belle: just in time too!
SpongeBob: i cant wait
Sweetie and Scootaloo: [together] YOUR DATING PINKIE PIE!(!)
Apple Bloom: YOUR DATING MA COUSIN
[The CMC start walking offscreen. SpongeBob waves.]
SpongeBob: BYE GIRLS THANKS FOR THE HELP!!
Sweetie Belle: good luck!
Apple Bloom: no problem!
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "20 minutes later..". Afterwards, Pinkie is shown at the table with SpongeBob.]
Pinkie: hey spongebob sorry im late i was kinda running behind..
SpongeBob: its okay pinkie your here now
[They sit down on the chairs.]
SpongeBob: what caused ya to be late?
Pinkie: its a long story lets just say it involds two baby ponies and leave it at that
SpongeBob: pinkie another question?
Pinkie: yes
SpongeBob: how are you best pony?
Pinkie: oh please stop you'll make me blush
SpongeBob: well you look pretty this evening
Pinkie: why thank you! your not so bad yourself
SpongeBob: thanks
[SpongeBob and Pinkie lean forward.]
SpongeBob: pinkie can i get a quick kiss?
Pinkie: that depends.. what kind?
SpongeBob: oh just the original
Pinkie: you got it spongey cutey..
[Both lean closer to each other while still at the table, pursing their lips. Before they can kiss, Discord appears and scares them both.]
Discord: OH SWEET CELESTIA CANT YOU TWO JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!!
SpongeBob: AAAHHH
Pinkie: .....I?!
[SpongeBob falls on the ground and Pinkie stands up angrily.]
Pinkie: seriously discord i told you WE WANT TO BE ALONE!!!
[Discord shrinks down and cockily glares at Pinkie.]
Discord: oh please pinkie you and him wont last a year.
Pinkie: your right... We'd last longer!
[He returns to normal size and stands behind Pinkie.]
Discord: hey im just giving you advice enjoy the rest of your date!
[Discord leaves. SpongeBob stands up, looking concerned at Pinkie. Her mane is starting the flatten.]
Pinkie: SPONGEBOB IM SO SORRY I HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS DOING!
[SpongeBob starts to run off, covering his eyes. Pinkie worriedly watches.]
SpongeBob: ANOTHER PLAN RUINED!!
Pinkie: SPONGEBOB WAIT!!
[Pinkie is left alone. Her tail is also starting to flatten.]
Pinkie: wow...great job pinkie....
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "Pinkie ran around to look for spongebob". The scene turns into Pinkie running around Ponyville during nighttime.]
Pinkie: SPONGEBOB! YOU OUT HERE? HELLO?
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "a little while later...". SpongeBob is shown sulking near the woods. Pinkie is running towards him.]
SpongeBob: wow..good job sponge lamo
Pinkie: spongebob?
[SpongeBob turns around and Pinkie stops.]
SpongeBob: pinkie?
Pinkie: yes spongebob im here
[They sit down close to each other.]
Pinkie: while we're alone mind telling me what happened back there?
SpongeBob: sigh*I was wanting things to turn out good for once without any villians nopony to bother us and especialy having time together alone i guess i was over thinking...again
[They stand up and Pinkie hugs him.]
Pinkie: aww spongebob nothing went wrong in the first place...
SpongeBob: really?
Pinkie: yeah sure discord was a little rude but we seen it together and thats what's important
[SpongeBob breaks up the hug. Pinkie looks confused.]
SpongeBob: well i guess that's my Q
Pinkie: huh what are you...
[SpongeBob bends down and pulls out a ring. Pinkie puts a hoof to her mouth.]
Pinkie: gasp*
SpongeBob: will you marry me pinkie?
Pinkie: spongebob...I...I....
SpongeBob: yes pinkie?
Pinkie: I...I dont know what to say.....
[Pinkie embraces SpongeBob. He looks confused.]
Pinkie: Oh spongebob your the best boyfriend ever!!!!!
SpongeBob: um pinkie are you...wait....is that suppose to be a yes or no?
Pinkie: of course its a yes baby!
SpongeBob: baby?! well i guess in that case...
[An unidentifiable hand holds a mistletoe above their heads. They kiss each other while crying and blushing.]
SpongeBob: Oh pinkie pie your the best girlfriend ever....
Pinkie: just shut up and kiss me babe!!
SpongeBob: Come here you!
Pinkie: spongebob promise you wont ever leave me...
SpongeBob: dont worry sweetheart I promise I love you pinkie pie to the moon and back
Pinkie: And I love you way more than I love cupcakes
SpongeBob: pinkie.....
Pinkie: spongebob.......
[A clip of Discord floating above the couple plays for less than a second.]
Discord: I know that I should let love take its cause but come on its mistletoe! besides who better to put it under then spongebob and pinkie pie
[After the milisecond of Discord, the scene changes to show the CMC hiding in a bush nearby the couple. Apple Bloom is ecstactically jumping up while Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo look worried.]
Apple Bloom: I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA HAVE A NEW COUSIN IN-LAW!!!!
Scootaloo: APPLEBLOOM GET DOWN!
[The CMC hide behind the bush. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo cover Apple Bloom's mouth.]
Sweetie Belle: applebloom are you out of your mind did you not see how spongebob felt when discord messed up that dinner
Scootaloo: we cant ruined their moment you need to play it cool applebloom
Apple Bloom: oops right I forgot sorry gals
Sweetie Belle: thats better
Scootaloo: should we tell the others about this?
Sweetie Belle: probally
[The scene returns to SpongeBob and Pinkie, who are now hugging.]
SpongeBob: one more quick hug before we go home? dear.
Pinkie: Well duh! of course! honey
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "back at twilight's castle..". The next scene has the mane 5 conversing inside Twilight's castle.]
Applejack: i think we all know why pinkie hasnt showed up in a few weeks....
Fluttershy: probally with spongebob
Rainbow: Oh come on its obvious spongebob kissed pinkie infront of everypony at the gala!!
Twilight: I wouldn't be surprised if spongebob proposed to her
Rarity: honestly darlings is there anypony else spongebob would rather be with?
[The CMC enter the room. The mane 5 all turn to face them.]
Applejack: hey girls!
Apple Bloom: heya sis!
Sweetie Belle: we got some news
Twilight: yes?
Scootaloo: spongebob proposed to pinkie pie and the wedding is tomorrow!
[The 8 of them are all extremely excited.]
Rainbow: thats so AWESOME!!!
Applejack: Thats great news!
Rarity: oh how wonderful!
Twilight: i thought that be spongebob's next big move
Fluttershy: good for pinkie!
Twilight: thanks for telling us girls! now i gotta tell spike to make a list of all the things we need to do
Rarity: and i have some work to do fixing pinkie pie's wedding dress bye everypony! be home by nine sweetie belle!
Applejack: ya too applebloom
Apple Bloom: okay
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "the day of the wedding". The next scene has Pinkie in a Canterlot castle bedroom with Rarity and Fluttershy.]
Fluttershy: we are so proud of you pinkie
Pinkie: thanks girls rarity you got my dress?
Rarity: well of course darling wait here
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "after pinkie got changed..". Pinkie is now wearing a wedding dress with gold adornments.]
Rarity: tada!
Pinkie: rarity this is so pretty thank you
Fluttershy: it looks so good on you pinkie
Pinkie: I'm so excited!! just think about it me and spongebob together forever without ever doing anything apart
Fluttershy: we are so happy for you
Rarity: sounds like your gonna have an amazing new life pinkie pie
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "meanwhile...". The scene changes into SpongeBob wearing a suit getting dressed in a Canterlot castle bedroom with help from the CMC.]
SpongeBob: it was nice of you girls to help me get everthing ready for this perfect day
Apple Bloom: its our pleasure spongebob
Sweetie Belle: spongebob please hold still
Scootaloo: lets just hope it all goes to plan
Sweetie Belle: there you go spongebob now you look like a real jentilemen
Apple Bloom: yep
SpongeBob: thanks sweetie belle
Scootaloo: okay spongebob now you need to check to see if there is anything you forgoten
[Applejack enters the room.]
Applejack: hey spongebob twilight wanan me to tell ya thats its time
SpongeBob: okay applejack!
Apple Bloom: i cant believe im getting another cousin
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "at the ceremony...". The next scene has SpongeBob is in the wedding room with the mane 5.]
Twilight: spongebob you ready?
SpongeBob: ready as I'll ever be!
Rarity: good!
Fluttershy: thats good cause the wedding's starting
Rainbow: i cant believe this finally happening i mean spongebob is gonna marry pinkie
[A still image of the CMC tossing flowers down the isle is shown. Next, Pinkie is seen walking down the isle.]
SpongeBob: is that pinkie...she's a....angel
[Pinkie walks down the isle for a few seconds. She then is seen approaching the mane 5, SpongeBob, and the CMC.]
Applejack: here we go!
Rainbow: OMG OMG OMG OMG
Sweetie Belle: pinkie looks beautiful!
Rarity: pretty good dress if i do say so myself
Fluttershy: everypony shhh...
[The couple are now facing each other. Twilight, in the position of the officiant, begins the ceremony.]
Twilight: we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of spongebob square pants and pinkie pie they have showed a real strong heart in love and friendship
[She stops for a moment.]
Twilight: I proudly pronouce you husband and wife you may now kiss the bride
[Pinkie leans in and kisses SpongeBob. Everyone looks at them, either happy or proud.]
Sweetie Belle: well there is your cousin in law apple bloom!
Rarity: i cant believe it..
Fluttershy: I think they are cute together
[SpongeBob holds Pinkie's head and kisses her back.]
Rainbow: I knew they had it in them! and now for the finishing touch
[Rainbow flies out the wedding venue. The next scene has her flying outside Canterlot castle, forming a rainboom.]
Scootaloo: RAINBOOM! RAINBOOM! RAINBOOM!
Sweetie Belle: Scoots
Apple Bloom: now who needs to play cool?
[Rainbow forms 3 rainbow rings in the sky.]
Rainbow: TRIPLE RAINBOOM? AWWW YEAH!!!!!
[A closeup shot of Rainbow flying past is shown. A rainbow streak is coming out of her body.]
Rainbow: now thats what i call a rainboom
[The scene shifts to a closeup shot of Pinkie and SpongeBob, who are no longer kissing. Apple Bloom jumps up and pulls the two closer by their heads.]
Apple Bloom: BEST DAY EVER!!!!!
[The credits roll. An image of the wedding guests and the couple dancing is shown in the middle of the screen. A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "I really want to show you all what/ coming next but i also want to keep it a suprise". It then changes to read, "Stay tuned on my channel there is much more to come / i want you all to like comment and subscribe and now I'll start working on whats coming soon". Finally, pink text pops up that reads, "bye!".]