Col. C. Everett Coop

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Col. C. Everett Coop was a song written by Homer Simpson and Seymour Skinner for The Be Sharps in 1989. They are seen rehearsing the song in the studio without Barney and they get into an argument about how bad the song is and later break up in 1990.
== Lyrics ==
For all the latest medical poop
Call Sergeon Col. C. Everett Coop
Coop Coop a Doop
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