Annoying Orange: Baby Annoying Orange/Transcript

Baby Orange: Hey!
Pear: Not now, I'm reading.
Baby Orange: Hey, hey!
Pear: I get it, Orange. You inhaled some helium or something. Hilarious, now leave me alone.
Baby Orange: Heyyy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey- 
Pear: What, what is it? What, wait, you're not Orange.
(Baby Orange farts and laughs)
Pear: Or maybe you are Orange. What the heck is going on?
(Baby Orange laughing as the title card appeared.)
(Baby Orange babbling at Pear.)
Pear: Yeah, dude, he's right here. You want me to put him on?
Orange: Absolutely, I demand to speak to him, this infant. (laughs)
(Pear groans as he gave the phone to Baby Orange.)
Orange: Baby Orange?
Baby Orange: Hey!
Orange: Hey!
Baby Orange: Hey!
Orange: Heyyy!
Baby Orange: Heyyy!
Orange: Hey!
Baby Orange: Hey!
Orange: Hey!
Baby Orange: Hey!!
Pear: Is that all you're going to say to each other?
Orange: Well, yeah, what else would we say? Baby Orange only knows like two words. (laughs)
Pear: Grrrr. Listen, you can stop worrying. Baby Orange is safe, I'm watching him.
Orange: Okay, just be aware, Baby Orange is really tough to babysit. He has a habit of escaping his crib and locking his babysitter in the cupboard.
Pear: Seriously, and I have to babysit him? Why aren't you babysitting him?
Orange: Pear, why the heck do you think I'm calling you from inside this cupboard?
Pear: Oh.
Orange: I'll be there as soon as I can. But whatever you do, don't let him out of your sight!
(Pear groans as Baby Orange laughs and takes off)
Pear: I'm gonna have to call you back. Baby Orange, yoo-hoo!
Baby Orange: Hey!
Pear: (gasps) Baby Orange, you get away from that this instant, that is NOT a toy!
(Baby Orange laughs as he takes out a mini lighter)
Pear: Neither is that!
(Baby Orange continues to laugh as he takes off once more off-screen)
Pear: Hey, where the heck did you-?
Baby Orange: Hey! (laughs)
Pear: Oh no, no way. I'm onto you, mister. You're trying to lure me into that cupboard.
Baby Orange: Why?
Pear: So you can lock me in it.
Baby Orange: Why?
Pear: So you can run around and detonate TNT, probably.
Baby Orange: Why?
Pear: I dunno, cuz you're exactly like Orange but higher-pitched.
Baby Orange: Why?
Pear: Cuz your whole family is annoying, apparently!
Baby Orange: Why?
Pear: Because you repeat things!
(Baby Orange laughs as he had the key with him)
Midget Apple: Yo, what's up, guys, is that Orange on helium I'm hearing?
Pear: I wish, it's Orange's baby cousin.
Midget Apple: A baby, awesome!
Pear: You like babies that much, huh?
Midget Apple: Babies are okay, I'm just ecstatic to finally have someone smaller than me in the kitchen, see?
Pear: Ehh, I don't think so dude.
Midget Apple: Aw man, really, even if you squint?
Pear: Sorry dude, Baby Orange is definitely taller.
(Baby Orange farts again)
Pear: Funnier too.
(Midget Apple groans)
Pear: But that's not the important thing right now because-
(Baby Orange laughs as he ran off)
Pear: Oh man, he's gone again. Great, now we have to find him. Little Apple, you have eyes on him? Where's Baby Orange?
Midget Apple: No idea, but I know where I am, locked inside this cupboard.
(Baby Orange laughing and bouncing)
Pear: What, how the- there? Baby Orange, give me that key!
Baby Orange: Why?
Pear: This is not up for debate!
Baby Orange: Why?
Pear: Because... Oh, forget it! Just give it to me!
(Pear jumped up into the cupboard and groans as Baby Orange locks him inside with the key)
(Baby Orange laughs)
Midget Apple: I'm guessing you're locked in the other cupboard, huh?
Pear: Yeah.
Orange: Oh hey guys, cupboard buddies! (laughs)
(Pear and Midget Apple groaned)
Pear: Well fellas, today we got bested by a baby.
Midget Apple: Well, at least he's bigger than me. What's your excuse, you two?
Pear: Wait, do you guys hear that? It's silent out there.
Orange: Silence? Oh, that could only mean one thing.
Midget Apple: Oh no! Baby Orange is lighting the TNT, isn't he?
Orange: Even worse, he's dirtying his diaper. He's very quiet when he dirties his diaper.
Pear: Oh, well that's not so bad. It'd be way worse if he was lighting the TNT-
(Record Scratches as the smell reaches the cupboard)
Pear: Oh my gosh, this is so much worse!
(Orange, Pear and Midget Apple all scream as the episode ends)
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