Misfortune Of Being Ned: Ned Meets The Annoying Orange/Transcript

(Ned runs)
Ned: Yo, Sketchy Dude, what's up?
Sketchy Dude: Hey kid, you like that magic door? Leads to a famous YouTube show. Just five bucks.
Ned: Whoa! Now that's a bargain! Oh boy! I wonder if I'll meet Smosh. [gasps] Or Tobuscus. Or maybe even PewDiePie.
Sketchy Dude: [laughing]
Ned: Ow! Whoof! [Slams] Well, either this is Epic Meal Time or... (gasps; excitedly) I'm about to meet The Annoying Orange!
Orange: Oh, yeah? How'd you "draw" that conclusion? [laughing]
Ned: Whoa! I can't believe it!
Orange: Me neither. I kinda feel like you're "line" to me. [laughing] Get it? Line?
Ned: (chuckles) That was kinda the same joke twice, wasn't it?
Orange: Don't ask me. I think variety is the "slice" of life! [laughing]
Ned: Why would you say that?
Orange: 'Cause... you're gonna die.
Ned: Uh oh!
Orange: Yeah. Oh! By the way...
Ned: Please don't say "Knife!"
Orange: Okay. How about... eraser!
Ned: Well. He didn't say "Knife."
(An eraser pops up and rubs off Ned's leg)
Ned: [screaming]
Orange: Whah! Ah, come on, dude. I thought you were gonna "stick" around!
Ned: [screaming] This so was not worth it!
Orange: Hey! Some folks would give an arm and a leg to meet me... like you. [laughing]
Ned: That's not funny.
(The eraser pops up again and rubs off Ned's other leg)
Ned: [screaming]
Orange: Wow. That was really... misfortunate. [laughing] Huh. I guess this means we're gonna need a new show. Anybody got any ideas?
Marshmallow: Waka-waka-waka-waka!
Announcer: Get ready for The Marshmallow Show!
Marshmallow: Yay!
Announcer: Coming to the Annoying Orange channel Wednesday, June 4th. Yay!
Ned: Aw, man. There goes my time slot.
(End of transcript)
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