Watching Scream Queens 2015 Remake (Uncut Version)

This is about the cast of Scream Queens watching an uncut version of their movie.
Rated: A for foul language, gruesome death scenes, and nudity.
==Warning==
*Andrew, Bradford, and Jimmy will be showing signs of racism, sexism, and homophobia but their comments are censored because this A-rated story doesn't support their behavior.
==Hosts/Hostesses==
*Ben: A young man in his teens and is very nice.
*Emma: A young woman in her teens and loves Alex.
*Diamond: A older man in his twenties and is Mac's boyfriend.
*Crystal: A bad girl in her twenties and is dating Diana.
==Seating Arrangements==
*Seat #1: Alex, Gemi, Dakota, Tommy, Tina, and Diana.
*Seat #2: Jarrett, Craig, and Steve.
*Seat #3: Damien, Nick, and Mac.
*Seat #4: Toby and Jimmy.
*Seat #5: Ben, Crystal, Diamond, and Emma.
*Seat #6: Andrew and Bradford.
==Prologue==
The characters got the invitation to an Uncut version of their movie and the victims have been brought back to watch it. Alex shared a reunion hug with Diana.
The host and hostesses show up.
Emma squeals and hugs Alex but is calmed down by her friends.
"Sorry, she loves Alex." said a smiling Ben.
"Can't blame her." said a smiling Dakota, having taken a liking to sharing her boyfriend with her younger step-sister.
"Hey Alex." said a smiling Crystal.
"Hello Crystal." said a happy Alex.
Mac saw Diamond and hugged him, which was returned.
==Chapter 1: Toby==
(In a camera view, Toby is seen filming with his friends Nick and Jimmy.)
*Toby (on camera): (smiling) "Hey what's up guys, Toby here and today me and my friends found something, check it out. (he then shows Alex and Sasha having an affair but it looks more like Sasha is taking advantage of Alex and the said kid doesn't like it) This shit is awesome, right guys?"
*Nick (on camera): (laughing) "Yeah, he's such a man w***e."
*Jimmy (on camera): (also laughing) "Yeah, he's letting her ride him like a dude riding a girl."
(Sasha is shown smirking at the camera)
*Sasha (on camera): (smirking) "He might be a freak but he knows how to ride a real girl."
(She continues harassing him as the real Alex watches this online and is crying over this while his foster sister glares at him, not caring that he didn't enjoy it. There's a bunch of comments praising him or insulting him for being r***d by a lesbian.)
Everyone felt bad for this kid and glared at the ones posting it. They also glare at Diana for blaming him.
"Diana, he didn't asked to be r***d by a lesbian." said a glaring Gemi.
"Sorry about them but some of your counterparts are unlikeable now." said a sad Ben.
"Except for Alex, Tommy, Tina, Gemi, and Dakota." said a smiling Emma.
(At a house, we see Toby doing some chores around the house.)
*Toby: (annoyed) "I wonder when mom and dad are coming home, this shit isn't what I do around here. (however, he hears something outside) What the fuck was that?"
(He goes outside to check it out.)
Everyone rolled their eyes at him, making him get defensive.
"This is only adult stuff, I'm only 16." said a defensive Toby.
"Mm-hm, sure." said a sarcastic Gemi.
"Yeah totally." said an agreeing Diana.
(He goes into the woods and starts searching for what is happening but then sees a cat and gets annoyed by it.)
*Toby: (annoyed) "Shoo, you fucking cat. (the cat hisses and scratches him) OW! You little bitch."
(He slaps it down and injures it before flipping it off.)
They glare at him.
"I know, that cat didn't deserve it." said a remorseful Toby.
(He goes back to the house but notices it not looking too good. He runs to it and sees the dishes are broken.)
*Toby: (angry) "WHO DID THIS?! WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE FUCKING DISHES?! COME ON OUT, YOU LITTLE FUCKING PRICK?!"
(he then notices his intruder, wearing black clothing with a hood, skull mask, and gloves.)
Despite the scene being tense, they still laugh at his reaction.
"It's not funny." said an annoyed Toby.
(Toby grabs a baseball bat)
*Toby: (glaring) "There you are, fucker."
(He charges towards him but the killer moves out of the away and Toby is impaled in the chest with a wood stake. He coughs up some blood out of his mouth and dies as the killer admires their handy work before leaving.)
They were horrified by the brutal death.
"Another warning, all deaths are brutal." said a disgusted Ben.
==Chapter 2: Nick the Jock==
After everyone gotten over Toby's death, they continue watching.
(The next morning, Alex wakes up comfy in his bed and looking like a child.)
All the girls found him adorable while Diana smiled fondly remembering when Alex was like that.
Emma and Crystal took pictures of this and sent them to Gemi, Dakota, Tina, and Diana, who were all grateful.
The males didn't mind, well only the friendly ones.
"That Alex kid is pretty cute." said a smiling Scott.
"No shit man." said an agreeing Nick.
"Well hey, he's been accepted by Pure Good Proposal." said a smiling Ben.
They saw the Pure Good wiki article for Alex and agree with the reasons.
"Yeah, he didn't show hatred towards anyone and was willing to save a monster like Andrew." said a smiling Jarrett, while saying Andrew's name in hatred.
(Diana woke up next to him and smiled as she was drinking in a pink robe and underwear. She rubbed his hair.)
*Diana: (smiling) "Don't forget about school today."
*Alex: (nodding) "Okay."
(She giggles and kisses his forehead.)
Everyone looks at her and she explains.
"He is my foster brother ever since he was a kid." said a smiling Diana.
"Wait, he sleeps with you?" asked a shocked Scott.
"Yep." said a blushing Alex.
"Don't worry girls, Diana is a lesbian." said a smiling Diamond.
"It's true but I adore my little brother." said a smiling Diana.
She winked at Crystal, who gave her the kissing motion, which others noticed.
"Crystal's your girlfriend?" asked a shocked Jarrett.
"Yep, she's a hot babe." said a smiling Diana.
"Thanks, babe." said a happy Crystal.
They kiss, making the others cheer but Jimmy, Andrew, and Bradford were disgusted which shows them as the homophobic pricks that they are.
(At school, Alex is walking there and the girls were smiling at him.)
The boys got jealous and the girls giggle because all girls in the school like him.
(In class, he was sitting next to one of his best-friends Craig.)
*Craig: (smiling) "Hey man, you can still call me C-Dog."
(Alex and the class are annoyed by how he's talking in class and they are swearing not to call him that.)
"Dude, you know Alex is not gonna call you that. Only you do." said a frowning Nick.
"I know." said a sobbing Craig, making others sweatdrop.
'Why do Alex, Jarrett, and Steve hang out with this guy?' thought the annoyed audience except Alex, Jarrett, and Steve.
(At the football field, Nick is doing good on the field but accidentally hits Jimmy in the nose, angering him.)
*Jimmy: (angry) "Watch it, dumbass."
*Nick: (arguing) "Fuck off, dick."
*Jimmy: (offended) "Oh yeah, bring it on, dipshit. I'll kick your fucking ass."
(They then start fighting.)
"You always fight over the smallest things." said an annoyed Steve.
"Jimmy, it was an accident, no need to get angry." said an irritated Jarrett.
"However, Nick didn't need to be a dick towards Jimmy about it." said a frowning Mac.
"Yeah, I know." said a regretful Nick.
"Hey, accidents happen and Jimmy didn't need to cuss at you." said a smiling Alex.
Nick smiled at this and everyone did too.
Emma nearly had a heart attack from how pure Alex is and Ben chuckled at her antics.
(Alex tries to calm them down but Jimmy accidentally punches him towards the bleachers, making Gemi and Dakota gasp in horror.)
Everyone glares at Jimmy.
"Jimmy, you just got yourself detention." said a glaring Tommy.
"How could you harm him?" asked an angry Crystal, wanting to kill Jimmy for that.
Emma has to be tied to her seat so she wouldn't kill Jimmy.
(However, Jimmy brushes this off.)
*Jimmy: (scoffs) "You should've stayed out of the fucking way."
*Gemi: (angry) "What about an apology to him?"
*Jimmy: (snarling) "How about you fucking stay out of this, you fucking tomboy?"
(Alex and Dakota went eye wide in fear, knowing he shouldn't have said that.)
Everyone went eye wide in fear as well.
"What the fuck did you just say?" asked an angry Gemi.
"Uh-oh." said a scared Alex.
"This won't end well." said an also scared Dakota.
Ben ties Gemi to her chair.
Gemi tries to break free but Alex is forced to sit on her, making her sigh and give up.
(An offended Gemi stomps towards him.)
*Gemi: (offended) "What did you just call me, you fuckhole?"
*Jimmy: (arrogant) "I called you a tomboy. Now go back to the kitchen and get some dinner ready like a good little s**t."
(Gemi and the girls glare at him while the boys frown at him.)
Everyone were not pleased by that remark.
Gemi, Dakota, Tina, Diana, Emma, and Crystal glare at Jimmy.
"Oh boy, he really shouldn't have said that." said a nervous Jarrett.
"Yeah, he really pissed them off." said an agreeing Scott.
"Uh guys, a little help here." said a nervous Alex.
Jarrett sat on Dakota, Tommy sat on Tina, Steve sat on Diana, Ben sat on Emma, and Diamond sat on Crystal.
The girls glare at them for stopping them but the boys shrug, not letting them go until they calm down.
"And this is one of the many reasons why Jimmy doesn't have a girlfriend." said an annoyed Scott.
(Tommy heard that comment and wasn't very pleased at all. He glared at Jimmy.)
*Tommy: (glaring) "JIMMY!"
*Jimmy: (smirking) "Hey Mr. Parker, check out this, you fat gay lord."
(He flips him off.)
Tommy was very pissed off by this but still sat on his wife to prevent her from killing Jimmy.
Andrew and Bradford laugh at this, finding Jimmy funny for his foul mouth and disrespect.
"That moron." said a facepalming Diana.
"Dude, you keep digging your own grave, you know that?" asked an exhausted Toby, annoyed to be sitting next to that guy.
"Man, I'm hoping people don't rope us in with that muscle-headed idiot." said an annoyed Scott.
"How dare you disrespect Mr. Parker like that? He's the most caring and loveable teacher who has given us everything. He has a beautiful wife and two caring daughters who he supports. He at least has a better life-style than you." said a brave Alex.
Everyone cheered him on and said "Oh burn."
"He just told you." said a laughing Gemi.
"Take that, you little bastard." said a smirking Dakota.
Jimmy growls, hating that little bastard.
(Andrew laughs at this but Tommy was pissed off by this and calls his radio.)
*Tommy: (pissed off) "Madam Principal, this is Mr. Parker here. I'm giving Jimmy an 11 day suspension for assaulting his classmate, making sexist comments, and disrespecting school staff."
*Jimmy: (complaining) "You can't do that."
*Tommy: (glaring) "The hell I can't."
*Alex: (agreeing) "The hell he can't."
*Tommy: (stern) "Language McCoy and please stay out of this. (Alex nodded and stepped back as Tommy glares at Jimmy) As your homeroom teacher, I have the authority to keep you in the principal's office until your parents arrive. I also might have the authority to kick your ass, which is something that your brother obviously forgot to do."
(He drags Jimmy to the principal's office.)
They sigh in annoyance at Jimmy's ego.
"Honey, can I kill this little bastard?" asked an angry Tina.
"No Tina." said an exhausted Tommy. Then he glares at Jimmy, "And Jimmy, I expect an apology from you in the future."
"Not gonna happen." said an arrogant Jimmy.
"Dude, you should apologize if you don't want that suspension." said an annoyed Toby.
(At night, Nick was driving his car while drinking milk but then saw a shack and went to check it out. He parked all the way from the shack.)
They facepalmed at him but the girls couldn't because of still being sat on.
"Dude, you're in a horror movie, you don't park your car far away." said an annoyed Ben.
(He went to the shack and took out his flashlight but then saw people inside a cage. He goes to look for the key but finds a dumpster full of rotten corpses.)
Everyone nearly puked from that.
(He then hears a chainsaw and sees a masked butcher making human meat. He goes to kill the killer but steps on a stick and the killer turns around. Nick tries to run away but is knocked out by a stun gun.)
"No." said a horrified Scott.
(Then Nick wakes up but is strapped to a operating table and the killer then starts gutting him in the stomach, making Nick scream and vomit blood. Then Nick closes his eyes and dies from the gutting.)
Everyone was feeling sick from this.
(The killer then pays the people for cooperating and they leave in disgust as Nick's gutted body has been turned into a scarecrow and has a hole in the stomach.)
Everyone starts to almost throw up from that.
"Did he just get turned into a scarecrow?" asked a scared Alex.
"Yes he did." said a disgusted Ben.
==Chapter 3: Jimmy Three Balls==
After getting over Nick's death, they continue the film but laugh at the title of the next chapter, angering Jimmy.
"Shut the fuck up, you little f*****s. Play it, you little d**e." said an angry Jimmy.
Flipping the bird to the homophobic prick, Crystal started the chapter.
(The chapter started with Jimmy at his disgusting looking shack.)
Everyone cringed in disgust at this and Jimmy smiles at his house.
"That's where you live?" asked a disgusted Toby.
"Yep and damn proud of it." said a proud Jimmy.
(A theme song about his nickname is playing.)
Everyone bursts out laughing.
Alex is holding onto a laughing Gemi and Dakota, who hugged their boyfriend.
Their classmates were laughing so hard that they were laying on the couch or on the floor.
Tommy and Tina were joining in, finally getting revenge on Jimmy for his behavior.
Jimmy was enraged, he wanted to kill them all.
(He is doing his things: Cooking some unhealthy food out of drugs, putting some stolen female underwear in his backpack, and watering his marijuana plants.)
Everyone stopped laughing and looked disgusted but the girls got mad.
"Hey, those are my panties." said an angry Gemi.
"How dare he touch my panties." said an enraged Dakota.
Diana, Tina, Emma, and Crystal were also enraged that their panties have also been stolen.
Alex, Tommy, and Ben glare at Jimmy.
"That's it, you are expelled Jimmy." said an angry Tommy.
Jimmy shrugged, not even giving a crap and was happy to leave the school.
The other students didn't mind either, Jimmy was a bad student.
(At a drug store, Jimmy was collecting some green plant drugs.)
"Ben, call the police. That store needs to be investigated." said an annoyed Tommy.
"Yes sir." said a nodding Ben, dialing 911.
Jimmy groans, hating snitches.
(However, a druggie notices him.)
*Druggie: (smiling) "Hey, it's Jimmy Three Balls."
*Jimmy: (confused) "What?"
*Druggie: (nervous) "Jimmy, you got three balls on ya."
*Jimmy: (annoyed) "Who the fuck are you? What the hell are you talking about?"
*Druggie: (nervous) "But the theme song said that you had three balls."
*Jimmy: (irritated) "What the hell are you talking about? I have two balls. (then the theme song plays, much to his surprise) What the fuck?"
(The theme song starts singing about his nickname.)
Everyone bursts out laughing at this again
Even Andrew and Bradford can't stop laughing at him.
Jimmy growls, seeing them as immature children.
(Jimmy was confused by this.)
*Jimmy: (confused) "Where's that coming from? (the druggie shrugged before slowing moving away in fear then Jimmy starts getting angry) Who's singing? Show yourself! Show yourself, you fucking coward!"
(The theme song continues playing and is only angering him.)
Everyone was enjoying this.
"Oh man, this is getting good." said a happy Gemi.
"I know right." said an agreeing Dakota.
(Jimmy then starts trashing the store.)
*Jimmy: (angry) "Come out and sing that to my face!"
*Manager: (glaring) "Sir, having three balls is very impressive but you do not have the right to trash my store."
*Jimmy: (enraged) "I DON'T HAVE THREE BALLS!"
(The manager gets scared and decides to selflessly call the police.)
Everyone nodded in respect.
"He's willing to get raided just to get rid of his intruder." said a smiling Ben.
"He's doing the right thing." said an agreeing Emma.
(Jimmy then trashing the whole store and suffering an angry breakdown.)
Everyone couldn't stop laughing at this.
Jimmy swears to kill all of them.
(He then angrily yells to the sky before two policemen arrive and handcuff him.)
*Police Officer #1: (glaring) "Stand down, you three-balled little shit."
*Police Officer #2: (smirking) "Hey, that's my little idiot brother Jimmy Three Balls."
*Jimmy: (angry) "Don't call me that, you fucking traitor. My big brother would never join a bunch of pigs."
(They then start dragging him to the car until he breaks lose and steals a bike.)
Everyone then got angry at Jimmy.
"You disowned your own brother?" asked an angry Scott.
"For being a cop?" asked an also angry Nick.
"Yeah so?" said an uncaring Jimmy.
Gemi angrily slaps him and Dakota angrily kicks him in the balls.
"You heartless bastard, how could you?" asked an angry Gemi.
"You're worst than scum." said an agreeing Dakota.
(However, the killer is shown with some garden shears and giving a peace sign to the camera. Jimmy drives the bike but can't stop because the brakes have been cut. Then he ends up driving onto a ramp, causing the bike to launch into the sky. As he is screaming, the bike starts falling and then crashes into his shack, causing him and the shack to explode in a fire ball. When the explosion is done, his scorched helmet lands on the grass and is what remains of him as a crowd watches on in amazement at his death.)
Unlike the two deaths, everyone was impressed and amazed by his death.
"Wow." said the amazed students.
"That is one way to get rid of delinquent bikers." said a smiling Ben.
==Chapter 4: Diana The Lesbian==
==Chapter 5: Steve The Rapper==
==Chapter 6: Craig The Eater==
Category:Watching the movie
Category:Rated A
Category:Reaction