Weird Trader

==Description==
The Weird Trader is an inconspicuous Ganymede that can rarely be spotted sailing in a Dinghy just about anywhere in the sea. This include the waters of the Etrean Luminant, the Eastern Luminant and even the Voidsea.
The Weird Trader will request three items, from a long list of possible choices. Providing these three items will reward the player with a very rare weapon, a relic or an Astral Enchantment Stone (~5%). This trade can only be performed once per encounter, a new Weird Trader must be found to attempt another trade.
Claiming you have the items without having them in your inventory causes the Weird Trader to perform an uppercut, sending those hit extremely high in the sky and almost certainly resulting in death if the victim doesn't have the aid of a Tiran Pendant, a I-Frame mantra, or other forms of fall damage negation.
The event despawns after 30 minutes have elapsed or if you leave the server after talking to him.
===Requested items===
*Weapons, including: 
**Light Weapons
***Alloyed Dawnshot
***Anklets of Alsin
***Apprentice Rapier
***Central Dirk
***Champion's Dagger
***Dawnshot
***Dragoon
***Flamekeeper Cestus
***Flintlock
***Inquisitor's Thorn
***Iron Cestus
***Legion Cestus
***Tanto
***Whaling Knife
**Medium Weapons
***Alloyed Katana
***Cavalry Saber
***Champion's Sword
***Falchion
***Gremorian Longspear
***Iron Blunderbuss
***Iron Spear
***Messer
***Morning Star
***Officer Saber
***Pernach
***Rifle Spear
***Razor Cutlass
***Rosen's Peacemaker
***Scimitar
***Serpent's Edge
***Shattered Katana
***Shotel
***Summer Rifle
***Toothed Club
***Warden Ceremonial Sword
***Worshipper Longsword
**Heavy Weapons
***Adretian Axe
***Alloyed Adretian Axe
***Alloyed Steel Maul
***Canorian Axe
***Darkalloy Greatsword
***Forge Greathammer
***Iron Birch
***Alloyed Inheritor
***Pale Morning
***Steel Maul
***Zweihander
***Halberd
**Other
***Ethiron Curseshield
***Old World Greatshield
***The Path's Defender
***Worshipper's Shield
*Any Primordial Lotus or Pristine Lotus
*Ingredients, Including:
**Alestrian Coral
**Bamboo Bundle
**Beeswax
**Browncap
**Calabash
**Dentifilo
**Gobletto
**Egg
**Ongo
**Redd
**Sap
**Spider Egg
**Urchin
**All Fish (Swordfish, Tuna, Pufferfish, Squid, Red Snapper, Fish Meat, Chum)
**Pomar
**Gathered Wheat
*Ores, including:
**Erisore
**Gold
**Iron
**Pure Astruline
**Pure Erisore
**Pure Gold
**Pure Iron
**Pure Umbrite
**Rock
**Umbrite
*Mantra Modifiers, including:
**Deep Gems
**Sparks
===Rewards===
*Astral Enchantment Stone
*Crypt Blade
*Curved Blade of Winds
*Deepspindle
*Dormant Splinter
*Dye Packet
*Flareblood Kamas
*Gran Sudaruska
*Idol of Yun'Shul
*Ignition Deepcrusher
*Kyrsieger
*Moonseye Tome
*Pathfinder Elite
*Sinner's Ash
*Smith's Alloy
*Stormseye
*Ysley's Pyre Keeper
*Nocturne
==Dialogue==
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|-|First Encounter=
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Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]?	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]?	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]?	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]?	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]?	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]?	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]? 	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]? 	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]? 	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]? 	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]? 	Hi. Give me [Item1], [Item2], [Item3]?
I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	What do you need them for? 	What do you need them for? 	What do you need them for? 	What do you need them for? 	What do you need them for? 	What do you need them for?
[If requirements met] 	[If requirements met] 	[If requirements met] 	[If requirements not met] 	[If requirements not met] 	[If requirements not met] 	Hi. You know. Stuff? 	Hi. You know. Stuff? 	Hi. You know. Stuff? 	Hi. You know. Stuff? 	Hi. You know. Stuff? 	Hi. You know. Stuff?
Ok. Bye. Thanks. 	Ok. Bye. Thanks. 	Ok. Bye. Thanks. 	Hi. No you don't. 	Hi. No you don't. 	Hi. No you don't. 	Not gonna elaborate? 	Not gonna elaborate? 	Not gonna elaborate? 	Not gonna elaborate? 	Not gonna elaborate? 	Not gonna elaborate?
End, you get the item 	End, you get the item 	End, you get the item 	End, you get flung into the atmosphere	End, you get flung into the atmosphere	End, you get flung into the atmosphere	Hi. No. I need my stuff. You have Item1, Item2, Item3?	Hi. No. I need my stuff. You have Item1, Item2, Item3?	Hi. No. I need my stuff. You have Item1, Item2, Item3?	Hi. No. I need my stuff. You have Item1, Item2, Item3?	Hi. No. I need my stuff. You have Item1, Item2, Item3?	Hi. No. I need my stuff. You have Item1, Item2, Item3?
 	 	 	 	 	 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items. 	I've got the items.
 	 	 	 	 	 	[See first instance] 	[See first instance] 	[See first instance] 	[See first instance] 	[See first instance] 	[See first instance]
|-|Subsequent Encounters=
Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin 	Begin
Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.	Hi. Already have items. Bye.
End 	End 	End 	End 	End 	End 	End 	End 	End 	End 	End 	End
</tabber>
Category:NPCs
Category:Vendors
Category:NPCs located in the Etrean Luminant
Category:NPCs located in the Eastern Luminant