Water People

thumb|435x435px|Water person spotted in 1997 Film, "The Whale"
Water People are a species of cryptid seen mostly in ZLand grocery stores. They differ biologically from humans and Characters in that they can weigh up to 1000lbs. Their diets and habits also differ.
== Diet ==
# Processed foods: such as fast food, frozen meals, and packaged snacks that are high in sodium, sugar, and unhealthy fats.
# Sugary drinks: including soda, fruit juices, energy drinks, and sweetened coffee and tea beverages, which are high in added sugar and can lead to weight gain and other health problems.
# Candy and sweets: such as chocolate bars, gummy candy, and other sugary treats that are high in calories and offer little to no nutritional value.
# Fried foods: such as French fries, fried chicken, and other deep-fried dishes that are high in unhealthy fats and calories.
# High-fat meats: such as bacon, sausage, and processed meats like deli meats, which are high in saturated and trans fats and linked to increased risk of heart disease and other health problems.
# Desserts: such as cakes, pastries, and ice cream, which are high in sugar, fat, and calories.
# White bread, pasta, and rice: these refined carbohydrates are low in fiber and nutrients and can cause spikes in blood sugar levels.
# Chips and other salty snacks: which are often high in sodium and unhealthy fats.
# Alcohol: excessive consumption of alcohol can lead to a range of health problems, including liver disease, high blood pressure, and certain types of cancer.
# Margarine and other trans-fat-containing foods are often found in processed foods and can contribute to increased risk of heart disease.
== Habits ==
* Most water people prefer Walmart mobility scooters as their main method of transportation.
* They enjoy being fat fucks. They are disgusting.
* Ew
* They hang around grocery stores and drive around and leave slime trails behind and they're greasy.
== Character interactions ==
Michael has been known to snicker, point, laugh, and gerfuffle when he sees Water People.