Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs The Truman Show

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs The Truman Show is a rap battle by Freshy Kanal. It features the red puppet from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Red Guy, rapping against the unwitting TV star from The Truman Show, Truman Burbank, to see who is the better protagonist forced to live in a show. It was released on September 30th, 2023, and the audio was released in the Freshy Kanal Winter Collection Album 4 on February 25th, 2023.
== Cast ==
littleflecks as Red Guy (voice)
Connor Quest as Red Guy (actor)
AdamDRB as Truman Burbank (voice)
Isaac Moore as Truman Burbank (actor)
The Stupendium as Yellow Guy
George Wilson as Duck Guy
=== Cameos ===
Freshy Kanal, Stargirl, Connor Quest and GamingPlush64 as The Truman Show execs
littleflecks as Daren the Identification Card and Rambley the Record Player
BassedOlaf, MidgeCat, George Wilson and OTBProds as background The Truman Show execs
Lawless Marshall as the Puppeteer
AfroLegacy as Truman's neighbor 
George Wilson and OTBProds as street workers 
== Lyrics ==
=== Intro: ===
(Execs, Red Guy)
*chattering* Okay, quiet on set everyone! *chattering stops*
Okay, rap battle intro. Okay, got it!
Cut to Truman title card. 3, 2, 1. (Truman title card!) Brilliant!
Cut to Red Guy title card. That's not my name. Uh, action!
=== Red Guy: ===
(Red Guy, Daren the Identification Card)
Who's this guy? The man with the odd face.
I would really prefer for you to get lost, mate.
Oh, it's Carrey as the only character he ever plays?
Wow, even my voice has better range.
Put me on your boring channel, and I'll score some interest.
He was born an actor spoiled brat: adored, and still he left.
They pulled the plug because a life that's more secure, he did reject
To be the loser who got canceled way before the internet.
Maybe swap your batteries; it isn't just your set where the lights are out.
Wow, really, what a tragedy, how you were driven mad with your wife around.
Anyway, as a dad, I'm glad to see we're all celebrating Father's day right 'bout now.
Oh wait, let's check your dad's ID. Hey, I think that he might've drowned!
=== Truman Burbank: ===
Good morning! Oh, and in case I don't see ya, then good — that'd be greatly ideal!
Can your eldritch horror wait until tomorrow? Not doing THAT is my favorite idea!
Here's to hoping that you get a visit from a singing dental floss,
Because those canines look more rabid than my neighbor's dog!
And I'm afraid you're wrong! My dad is more alive
Than that dummy for a brother and that duck "for the wiiiife"?
Ripping through you like a magazine! No sweet talk; I ain't a fax machine!
Honey, I had the saddest dream where Not-So-Little Red Riding Rug tried on some tacky jeans!
With your dark, creepy theming, you managed to reel in
An audience younger than even Sesame Street's is!
So be more discreet when you're speaking about canceled TV, kid!
Your first pilot was so egregious that it couldn't be greenlit!
Uh? Here's something you can put in that pad:
There's not a single creative in that colorful cast!
The internet's done with the fad of you lousy fuckin' pastas!
They cleared their heads of this browser Cookie Monster!
=== Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: ===
(Red Guy, Yellow Guy, Duck Guy, Rambley the Record Player)
Yo, here is how you too can rap! Here is how you rap: first of all, you rhyme,
And you raise the roof, and you stay on beat, and you sub to the Freshy Kanal Patreon!
This is how you rap! (No!) I did it!
That's not rapping! It is. No, it isn't.
See? I tried to rap like this disc insisted.
And now there's gifts everywhere, and he's ruined Christmas!
The roof didn't elevate; it didn't move or budge!
Stop trying to raise it and give it up. Like Truman's mum!
Maybe you would like that musical advice,
As the one human in your life who's not used to having lines!
Ask that guy in the mirror to come here and help explain to ya,
You're not stuck in Trumania; you're stuck in true MANIA!
Now I'm walking out; don't try to hold me hostage.
'Cause I'm the top dog. He's Grolton, you're Hovris!
=== The Truman Show: ===
(Truman Burbank, Execs)
We should probably do something; Truman seems keen to leave.
He's more likely to get to Clayhill than Fiji; please!
Uh, hang on, change frequencies–
Seems they shut it off, like they did to your show when the Queen deceased!
Not sure if this is the right time or place for debating this!
I feel like a beast is watching as we're stuck here entertaining him!
Nah, just kidding! If only someone were taping this
So you could see the looks on the hands they... puppet your faces with!
Is that the best you can do?!
What did I expect from an exec in a suit?
I don't mean the red guy, nah; I mean a separate buffoon!
I'm directly addressing this message to you!
=== Outro: ===
Uh, sir, now what?
Um... keep it going, keep it going, cut to outro!
----For the rap meanings, go to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs The Truman Show/Rap Meanings