Coffee Bean's Daily Routine!

Made by: FlamingoPhoenixFeathers
==Characters==
-Coffee Bean
-All the mushrooms
-FlamingoPhoenixFeathers (narrator)
-Split Pea
-Sunflower
-Marigold
-Announcer
-Bonk Choy
-Chomper
-Peashooter
-Crazy Dave
==The Story==
We all know Coffee Bean, a loyal, hyperactive, Caffeine-loaded plant whose job is to-
Coffee Bean: WAKE UP MUSHROOMS, OF COURSE!
I told you not to break the fourth wall!
Coffee Bean: SORRY, CAN'T HOLD THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!
Fine, but just this once, okay?
Coffee Bean: YYYYAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
So, where was I? *reads script* Oh, right! Ahem! Of course, you would all wonder his daily routines throughout the day, right? Well, that mystery comes to a close as we take on a closer look on Coffee Bean's life.
Coffee Bean: ROOOLLLLLL THE TAPES!
Yes, thank you, Coffee Bean. Anyway, he is constantly awake, so he never sleeps. What he does when he's not doing his job? Well, that is-
Coffee Bean: TRYING TO GET USED BY PERSUADING CRAZY DAVE!!!!!!
Yes, that, but also obsessing over Cafeena Beania, a pop star.
Coffee Bean: WOW! YOU REALLY SEEM TO KNOW ME, FLAMINGOPHOENIXFEATHERS!
It's in the script.
Coffee Bean: Really?
Anyway, when he gets bored on what he is currently doing, he bothers plants, mainly Sunflower. 
*Start Video*
Coffee Bean: HEY! HEY! HEY! SUNFLOWER! HEY! SUNNY! HEY!
Sunflower: Someone uproot me now.
Coffee Bean: HEY! HEY! HEY! SUNFLOWER! HEY! SUNNY! HEY!
Sunflower: I beg anyone!
*End Video*      
Coffee Bean: OOHHH..... THAT LOOKS AND SOUNDS FUN!
*Sigh*.... Anyway, he also persuades Marigold to bribe Crazy Dave.
*Start Video*
Coffee Bean: PLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!!
Marigold: You've been here for hours! Can't you do something else?
Coffee Bean: NO! BRIBE CRAZY DAVE!
Marigold: Hmmmm.... Oh! Look! I heard a new Cafeena Beania album is out!
Coffee Bean: REALLY? I MUST HEAR IT!
Marigold: It's sold... in a far away land, like.... ummmm.... the Coffee Bean countryside!
Coffee Bean: YYYYAAAAHHH! COFFEE BEAN COUNTRYSIDE, HERE I COME!
Marigold: Phew, that's over.
*End Video*
Coffee Bean: I NEVER GOT TO BUY THE ALBUM, BUT ATLEAST I GOT TO SEE MY FAMILY!
Split Pea (Frontie): Hey, we came here- oh, are we in the wrong place?
Finally! No, you're not. Here- 3 plant food for shooting Coffee Bean in the head 3 times.
Split Pea (Backie): Hey! I can do a better job!
Fine, 3 extra plant food for taking turns.
Split Pea (Both): You got it! FIIIRRREEE!!!!
Coffee Bean: OW! *Falls down into a coma*
Great, now I can proceed. So anyway, when Coffee Bean is selected into a battle, he tries his best to wake up everybody. Well, he dosen't even try.
*Start Video*
Announcer: The zombies... are coming...
Coffee Bean: It's showtime!
Sunflower: Coffee Bean, why are you here? This is a night level, and no mushrooms were even selected into the battle.
Coffee Bean: Crazy Dave, of course!
Sunflower: *Groan*
Peashooter: Shoot'em down!
Chomper: Chomp'em down!
Bonk Choy: Beat'em down!
Coffee Bean: C'MON GUYS, YOU CAN DOOOO IIITTTTTT!!!!!!
Bonk Choy: Crazy Dave, why did you choose Coffee Bean?
Crazy Dave: 'Cause I'm CRAZY!!!!
Bonk Choy: That does make sense....
*End Video*
And so, you all now know the mysteries of Coffee Bean's daily routines! 
                                                                   THE END