World of Final Fantasy quotes/Battle dialogues

The following is a list of battle dialogues within the main storyline and the Intervention quests in World of Final Fantasy.
==Main story==
===Prologue===
====Vs. Yurugu====
Tama: Okay, go ahead and the-throw some attacks out there. To take action, you need to spend something called Action Points, also the-known as AP. You automatically gain a little the-bit of AP each the-time your turn comes around in battle. The amount of AP you need depends on the-what you're trying to do. So make the-sure you use them wisely!
— Intro
Tama: Yeah, that's the way to the-do it!
— when the Yurugu takes damage
Tama: I the-knew that you had talent!
— when the Yurugu is weakened
Tama: All right, all right, I think I've seen enough for one the-tussle.
— when the Yurugu is defeated
===Chapter 1===
====Vs. Chocochick====
Reynn: So what now?
Tama: First, you're the-going to need this!
Reynn: It looks sort of like a prismarium. What is it?
Tama: That's the-called a "prism." Use it to the-make the chocochick's prismarium! Every time that you find a new the-Mirage you haven't seen before, it'll be recorded in Enna Kros's special Mirage Manual.
Lann: Whoa! Does it even have pictures?!
Tama: You the-betcha! And the-whenever you add a new Mirage to the manual, you receive one of its prisms! But only the first time, the-mind you. Okay, first, try the-weakening the chocochick. Then the-use your prism!
— Intro
Tama: There! A prismtunity! Use the "Imprism" command to the-claim that Mirage for your own! Go on! The-select the "Imprism" command! You might have to try different things before certain Mirages will let down their guard and the-give you the chance to imprism them. Think the-outside of the box!
— when the Chocochick takes damage, creating a prismtunity
Tama: Hey the-look, you did it! Now that the chocochick is inside the prismarium, it's yours to the-keep!
— when the Chocochick is imprismed
===Chapter 2===
====Vs. Goblins====
Lann: All right you Baha-moos, what's your beef? Huh?!
Tama: You the-make it sound like they're made of beef.
Reynn: Ugh... Yeah, Lann. Don't you know what's at "steak"?
===Chapter 3===
====Vs. first Mirage stack====
Lann: Are you kidding me?! Mirages can stack too?
Tama: Yup. You're not the only ones who get way the-stronger when you're piled up.
Reynn: Do their abilities change when they're stacked too, then?
Tama: Afraid the-so! Which means somebody needs to stop underestimating the enemy before he the-finds himself up to his neck in some—
Lann: Okay!
Reynn: At least he knows the warning's meant for him.
====Vs. Shiva/Ramuh/Ifrit====
Tama: She looks the-ready to knock us cold!
Lann: Knock us cold for what? Help me out here!
Reynn: I hope this doesn't traumatize you.
— if fighting Shiva
Reynn: Watch it. For an old guy, he looks pretty tough.
Lann: Dude, "tough" doesn't even begin to describe it.
Tama: Be the-careful! Remember, we're still the-inside their threshold!
— if fighting Ramuh
Tama: Careful! He the-looks like he's all muscle!
Lann: All right! Let's turn up the heat!
Reynn: Uh, I think he's got that part covered...
— if fighting Ifrit
===Chapter 4===
====Vs. Goblins====
Lann: What're those chain things?
Reynn: Whoever the Mirages are beholden to must be close!
Lann: What? B.O.?
Reynn: Stop it.
====Vs. Giant Goblin and Bahamutian Commander====
Reynn: Please, stand back, Princess Sarah.
Lann: This guy must be their boss.
Reynn: Lann, it looks like the soldier's human. Don't get carried away.
Lann: Reynn, I'm shocked. I don't pick on people weaker than me.
Reynn: Ha ha! I just had to make sure. Let's go, Lann!
Lann: Yeah!
Tama: This thing is the-massive!
Lann: Seriously! What do they feed him anyway?!
Reynn: Uh... Maybe we can stew over that some other time, whaddaya think?
===Chapter 5===
====Vs. Yuna and Valefor====
Tama: Maybe we should get the-going while the getting's still good!
Lann: I don't understand it. Why is she so mad at us?
Reynn: Yeah, Lann! What did you do to her anyway?
Lann: "What did I do"? Why is it my fault?!
===Chapter 6===
====Vs. 3 White Nakks====
Reynn: All these wolves...
Refia: Must be a pack. They're not going to leave us alone unless we show their leader who's boss.
Lann: Right. Let's go find that scruffball and turn him into a nice scruffy prismarium!
====Vs. Grandfenrir====
Lann: Okay, that does it! I'll show you which one of us has more brains!
Reynn: That's what I'm scared of.
Tama: We already know who's the-smarter.
Lann: I... Hey!
===Chapter 7===
====Vs. Federation Guard====
Tama: He just the-changed sizes the way that you two do!
Lann: So is he a Bahamutian soldier?
Reynn: Well, he's nothing like the ones we've fought so far. Be careful!
===Chapter 8===
====Vs. 6 Kupiates====
Lann: There's only one thing to do now, kupo!
Tama: Get 'em, the-kupo!
Reynn: Guys, we're not here to have fun.
Lann: Aaand?
Tama: Aaand?
Reynn: ...We're not here to have fun, kupo.
Lann: Better.
Tama: Much the-better.
====Vs. Faris and Syldra====
Tama: Yikes! Just the-look at the size of that Mirage!
Lann: Tama! It's time! Make yourself big!
Reynn: Huh?
Tama: Yes the-sir!
Reynn: You can do that?!
Tama: Hrrrah! ...Heh heh. Guess the-not.
Reynn: Ugh, I should have known better to even ask.
====Vs. Federation Guard====
Lann: Nngh...
Reynn: Rrgh...
Faris: You scoundrel! Find another ship to spew your bilge on!
— during the fight
===Chapter 9===
====Vs. 2 Sea Snakes====
Tama: Those Mirage the-meanies have flipped that poor little minimantoise over! How the-mean can you get?
Reynn: Hey! Cut it out! Nobody likes a bully!
Lann: Looks like you snakes need to be taught a lesson!
====Vs. Mega Sharqual====
Lann: What now?!
Reynn: It's hostile!
Tama: And really the-strong!
— first enemy encounter
Lann: Oops.
Reynn: Lann, what are you doing?!
— another enemy encounter
===Chapter 10===
====Vs. Mega Red Dragon====
Lann: Please don't eat me! I taste awful!
Reynn: Yeah! We all taste bad! But especially Lann!
Tama: He'll make you the-want to barf!
Lann: You don't have to be mean about it!
===Chapter 11===
====Vs. 6 Bombs====
Reynn: Watch out! These things could explode at any moment!
Tama: Everyone! The-use Lann as a shield!
Reynn: Right. Good idea. You ready, Lann?
Lann: Right. Wait, you're gonna use me as a WHAT?!
====Vs. King Bomb====
Lann: Maybe he'll cough it up if we thump him on the back!
Reynn: Give it a shot.
Tama: Yeah, the-do it, do it!
Lann: Okay! Wait, where is its back?
Reynn: Seriously?
===Chapter 12===
====Vs. Lucky Toad====
Lann: Ribbit, ribbity-ribbit, ribbiiit, ribbit! Whoa! Is it just me, or does he look miffed?
Tama: Lann! Where did you the-learn to talk like that? You need to go the-wash your mouth out with a bar of soap!
Lann: What?! Dude, what did I say?!
====Flan Ambush====
Lann: Why do all the Mirages here like popping out at us?
Tama: It must be the-part of their disposition.
Lann: Too bad. I got here first!
Tama: Uh, yeah. You the-tell 'em.
Reynn: Mirages, be warned. Dis-position is Lann's position.
====Vs. Golden Flan====
Lann: This mountain is so majestic, and...jiggly!
Reynn: Do you realize we're not fighting a mountain...?
Tama: My the-eyes! It's so the-shiny!
===Chapter 13===
====Vs. Bahamutian Soldier====
Lann: Look!
Tama: A Bahamutian the-soldier!
Reynn: But why here?!
====Vs. 3 Sand Worms====
Lann: These things have been under us the whole time?
Tama: More than you can possibly the-imagine.
Reynn: Aaah! I said don't tell me about it!
===Chapter 14===
====Vs. Magitek Armor and Searchers====
Reynn: How do we do this without any Mirages?
Lann: I don't know. But we've got to try!
====Vs. Death Machine====
Reynn: Aaah!
Lann: Aaah! This one looks a lot nastier than the others!
Reynn: Lann, be careful!
===Chapter 15===
====Vs. Shelke====
Lann: Hey! Why's she attacking us?
====Vs. Vivi and Black Mages====
Reynn: Do you think they're Mirages?
Tama: I can definitely the-sense a similarity!
Lann: Then we know exactly what to do with them.
===Chapter 16===
====Vs. Gilgamesh====
Lann: How old does this guy have to be if he's been waiting a hundred years? Like, eighty?
Reynn: Oh, come on. You know as well as I do he's just exaggerating. There's this thing called "hyperbole"? Like when people say "this book weighs a ton" or "I could sleep for a month"?
Lann: Oh! Hyprobably! As in "hy probably could eat the whole chocobo!"
Tama: Is he the-serious?
Reynn: I hope he's not serious, or else Bartz is going to have to hide Boko and fast...
===Chapter 17===
====Vs. 2 Vampires and 2 Werebats====
Lann: Okay! Time to savage our reputation!
Tama: All the-right! Let's the-savage it!
Reynn: You want him to think we're even more incompete— Ok, whatever. Savage away!
====Vs. Vampire Prime====
Lann: Let's do this, Sis!
Reynn: ......
Lann: Reynn, you okay?
Reynn: Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Lann: Um, okay then. Just checking...
===Chapter 18===
====Vs. Shantotto====
Tama: Her magic power is the-incredible. Reynn, maybe you should consider the-apologizing?
Reynn: What?! But...I...she... Uhh... Please forgive me...? No?!
====Vs. Quacho Queen====
Reynn: Maybe it's not men she hates. Maybe it's just Lann!
Lann: Me? What'd I do?!
Tama: If you the-want to punish the-Lann, you can have him!
Lann: Wait, you're giving me away?!
====Vs. King Tonberry and 4 Tonberries====
Lann: Dude, even his knife is huge!
Reynn: Aaah! I'd hate to be on the wrong end of that thing!
Tama: Yeah! Or any the-end of it!
Lann: You're just scaring me more!
===Chapter 19===
====Vs. Terra and Maduin====
Reynn: Something's not right about her!
Tama: I can sense something the-human and Mirage at the same time!
Lann: How's that work?!
Reynn: And that Magitek armor! We've never seen anything like it!
Tama: Whatever the case, she's not the-playing around! Be the-careful!
====Vs. Tiamat and Asterius====
Tama: That eerie noise—it the-sounds like the howling of wind!
Reynn: So this must be the wind lock's keeper...
Lann: Okay, but why does it have so many heads?!
====Vs. Kraken and Buer====
Reynn: Is this the keeper of the water lock?
Tama: "Heh heh heh! You fools! These dark depths shall be your tomb!"
Lann: Tama, you okay?
Tama: Oh, he just looked like he the-wanted to say as much, that's all.
Lann: What?!
===Chapter 20===
====Vs. Brandelis====
Reynn: This place, this guy... Why do they feel so hauntingly familiar?
Tama: Reynn, you have to snap the-out of it and stay focused!
Lann: Yeah, she's right! Since when are you the one to space out at a critical moment?
Reynn: B-be quiet! I'm paying attention, okay?
Lann: Good!
===Chapter 21===
====Vs. Plumed Knight and Knight in the Golden Mask====
Reynn: Let's do this, Lann!
Lann: That's right! It's on!
====Vs. King of Bahamut====
Lann: You are going to pay for what you did!
Reynn: You fiend. I'm gonna make you wish that you were never born.
Lann: Sis... You okay?
===Postscript===
====Vs. Kyubi====
Lann: This the culprit we're after, Serafie?
Serafie: Well, it does look exactly like Tama does in her more regal form...
Lann: All right, then let's imprism it!
Serafie: Oh, but don't forget that it has multiple lives. So for now, forget about imprisming it. You should focus on defeating it.
Reynn: All right, then that's what we'll do. Lann, you ready?
Lann: Right on. And then it can give us its souls!
Serafie: Ha ha ha! All you need now is a hood and a scythe.
====Vs. Exnine Bahamut====
Brandelis: Do you see! I have infinite life, and power beyond all limits! There is no force that can stand before me! Not even the Champions of this A-World can vanquish me. So! Your choice. Will you bow before my rules? Or will I watch you snap, as the rules of my world break you!
— Intro
Brandelis: Interesting... Curse you, A... You and your infuriating power... ......!
— when Exnine Bahamut is defeated
===Other battles===
====Plaza 99 Murkrift battle====
Lann: Do you always strut around with Mirages on your head?!
Serafie: Wow, I was wondering what that creepy-crawly feeling was. Hehe, hehehehe!
====Vs. XG====
Lann: Is this a Cogna? Because I don't think they're supposed to put it in this ga—
Reynn: Whoooa! Don't say another word! This thing is RIGHT where it's supposed to be.
Lann: Um, sorry?
Tama: Reynn just stopped a world much the-bigger than this one from imploding.
Lann: Dude, really?!
====Vs. The Immortal Dark Dragon====
The Immortal Dark Dragon: What is this place...?
— Intro 1
The Immortal Dark Dragon: Good timing...I need to feed.
— Intro 2
The Immortal Dark Dragon: What? You want to mess with me?
— Intro 3
==Intervention quests==
===The Girl Who Forgot Her Name===
Lann: Huh? How did we get ourselves dragged into battle?
Girl Who Forgot Her Name: From this room, you can take control of your friends' destinies and redirect the course of their lives by fighting their most crucial battles.
Reynn: So it's like we're helping them in secret?
Girl Who Forgot Her Name: You can think of it like that. Hey, get ready.
===The Five Cogna Lords: Figaro===
Tama: The attack from Terra's Magitek laser has the-weakened its armor!
Reynn: Good! Now's our chance!
Lann: Yeah! Let's take it down!
— with Tama
Serafie: The Magitek laser attack seems to have successfully weakened its armor.
Reynn: Good! Now's our chance!
Lann: Yeah! Let's take it down!
— if Tama has not been revived
===The Five Cogna Lords: Cornelia, Part I===
Lann: G-go get her, Sis!
Reynn: Just me? Where do you think you're going?
Tama: Well, you know the-what they say. Once zapped, twice the-shy. Or, um, something the-like that.
— with Tama
Lann: G-go get her, Sis!
Reynn: Just me? Where do you think you're going?
Serafie: Huh? Oh, well, you know, put yourself in his shoes. After that last jolt, no wonder he wants to keep his distance.
— if Tama has not been revived
===The Five Cogna Lords: Cornelia, Part II===
Lann: Whoa! I wish I had a superbeam like that!
Reynn: What would you even do with it if you had one? Now come on, we have to stop this thing before it goes any further!
Lann: Got it!
===The Five Cogna Lords: Nibelheim===
Lann: What are we up against?
Tama: I don't know, but everything from its HP to its, um, everything is the-right off the scale!
Reynn: Have we even got a shot at this thing?
Tama: Fortunately, it seems like its healing abilities are the-limited.
Reynn: So then, we shouldn't expect to take it down in one shot.
Lann: Huh? Wait... What do you mean?
Reynn: I mean, we fight it as many times as it takes!
Lann: Dude! That...means that we have to live through the first time.
— with Tama
Lann: What are we up against?
Serafie: Every one of its stats is right off the charts. We're talking baaad news.
Reynn: Have we even got a shot at this thing?
Serafie: The good news is, its healing speed appears to be very slow.
Reynn: So then, we shouldn't expect to take it down in one shot.
Lann: Huh? Wait... What do you mean?
Reynn: I mean, we fight it as many times as it takes!
Lann: Dude! That...means that we have to live through the first time.
— if Tama has not been revived
===The Five Cogna Lords: Tometown, Part II===
Reynn: Wasn't that a, you know—
Lann: Ohhh yeah, another ghost trai— NMPH?!
Reynn: I can't heeear you!
Lann: You could have just covered your ears! ...Hey, what's that weird machinery coming out of it?
Tama: That train must the-be related to the Cogna somehow!
Reynn: It's just a Cogna?! Oh, that's no big deal.
Lann: What are you talking about?!
Tama: Yeah, it's a huge the-deal!
Reynn: HEY! Stop picking on me... Where's my agent?! I'm leaving!
Lann: What the— Sis? Where are you going? Come back! Hello? PLEASE?
Reynn: Gotcha.
Lann: Whoa, for a second there I thought you really bailed.
Tama: She was the-considering it.
— with Tama
Reynn: Wasn't that a, you know—
Lann: Ohhh yeah, another ghost trai— NMPH?!
Reynn: I can't heeear you!
Lann: You could have just covered your ears!
— if Tama has not been revived
===The Five Cogna Lords: Port Besaid===
Lann: You call this thing a mosquito?!
Tama: I'll go look for a giant bottle of bug the-spray!
Reynn: Somehow, I don't think bug spray is gonna be much help this time...
— with Tama
Lann: You call this thing a mosquito?!
Serafie: Um...do you remember where we keep the bug spray?
Reynn: Somehow, I don't think bug spray is gonna be much help this time...
— if Tama has not been revived
===The Demon Dyad Revealed===
Bahamut: What the?
Lann: Uhhh... So this Demon Die Hard thing... That was talking about us, huh?
Reynn: Yeah, I kind of figured as much by now, to be honest.
Lann: Oh, Reynn... Do I have to remember my past if it's this much of a train wreck?
Reynn: Well, hang on. From what Wyn was saying, weren't most of our crimes against humanity caused by these troublemakers?
Bahamut: Why...don't...you...ask...MEEE?! What are you two doing here?!
Reynn: Would you quit it?! You really need a lesson in anger management.
Bahamut: I need WHAT?!
Lann: Oh, also, you should forget about messing with the Hearlds. It's true, you can't win.
Bahamut: Oh? Then I shall just have to slaughter you... in order to prove just how wrong you are.
===When the Past Still Haunts===
Diabolos: Wait... What?!
Lann: You're facing us now!
Diabolos: Huh?! Oh...it's you two. What are you doing here?
Reynn: Oh, you know, just butting in to help?
Lann: Yeah! What Reynn just said! We're rearing our ugly ends!
Diabolos: What's that even mean?! Wait, where am I? What strange place have you taken me?!
Lann: Ha ha ha! We've got him sweating now.
Diabolos: Tah. No matter. Let's see if either of you runts is still any good!
— first battle
Reynn: Whoa! You are the worst kind of sleazy creep. How dare you peep at people's thoughts without asking them?! And you think it's okay to twist her weaknesses around when the poor girl doesn't even know what's real? You scum.
Diabolos: I'm scum?! Wait, hold on. Didn't we settle this last time? Last time? Yes, we did just fight! Why am I only remembering these things now?!
Lann: Ohhh, interesting.
Reynn: When he left this place, do you think his memory got some kind of "readjustment" to match the world he went back to? Oh, I get it. So then the reason we forgot about Grymoire is surprisingly simple. It's because we left it.
Lann: Huh? Hey Reynn, what's up?
Reynn: Oh! It's nothing. I'm just starting to piece together how this "power of fantasy" thing affects our memories.
Lann: Huh?
Diabolos: The power of fantasy? Rubbish. That is my tribe's domai— Now I see. The Guardians of Time have been busy. Fine. If that's how you want to play, then so be it. Come on!
— second battle
===A Clash of Swords===
Reynn: What do we have here? Is Odin afwaid of a widdle wightning? Hey! That reminds me! Wasn't old Ramuh the only one you never had the guts to go head-to-head with?
Lann: Whoa... Dude dude dude DUDE! Is that true?
Odin: What? I-I cower before no one!
===Where Art Thou, Smoochy-Poo?===
Reynn: Well, I guess we can't blame you for falling for a dreamboat like the Warrior of Light. But maybe you'd settle for Lann instead? How 'bout it?
Princess Goblin: Sorry, there's no room for dummies on this battlefield.
Lann: Is she playing hard to get? Why am I so intrigued? I-I don't think I'm ready for this. Are these feelings normal?
Reynn: Maybe for you!
===The Ice Bridge===
Reynn: Come on now, you're the great Shiva. Maybe you oughta keep your cool.
Lann: Go on, just build the bridge for 'em! Oh, and for us too.
Shiva: Wait, what? When did you two show up? What's going on?!
Lann: I guess you might say that we're... kinda sorta tagging in?
Shiva: You're— What?! That doesn't even begin to make any sense... But don't expect any mercy from me!
Lann: This time I'll show you I'm not whatever it is you thought I was!
Reynn: Are you still hung up on what she said in the Nebula?
Tama: Wow! Lann the-remembers that conversation?
Reynn: I guess it did traumatize him.
Tama: He'll always the-wonder what we were talking about...
Lann: Hey, I'll get over it! ...Someday.
— with Tama
Reynn: Come on now, you're the great Shiva. Maybe you oughta keep your cool.
Lann: Go on, just build the bridge for 'em! Oh, and for us too.
Shiva: Wait, what? When did you two show up? What's going on?!
Lann: I guess you might say that we're... kinda sorta tagging in?
Shiva: You're— What?! That doesn't even begin to make any sense... But don't expect any mercy from me!
Lann: This time I'll show you I'm not whatever it is you thought I was!
Reynn: Are you still hung up on what she said in the Nebula?
Serafie: Who knew that Lann can remember conversations from more than five minutes ago?
Reynn: I guess it did traumatize him.
Serafie: He'll never know what we were talking about. I could just cry.
Lann: Hey, I'll get over it! ...Someday.
— if Tama has not been revived
===Never Cross the Boss===
Tama: If the Undead Princess is royalty, she must be the-rich.
Reynn: Uh, well, I guess it's possible.
Tama: Know who else must be the-wealthy. That skeleton the-Mirage, Lich!
Reynn: What? Oh, I get it. Lich. Rich.
Lann: Heh heh heh heh. Well, too bad, Princess! I don't have a gil to my name!
Reynn: And you're bragging?
Tama: Well, technically, you don't let him the-near any of the money, so he's actually telling the truth.
— with Tama
Serafie: Oh! If the Undead Princess is royalty, she must have loads of money, right?
Reynn: Uh, well, I guess it's possible.
Serafie: Ooh, ooh! And you know who else must be swimming in moolah? That skeleton Mirage, Lich!
Reynn: What? Oh, I get it. Lich. Rich.
Lann: Heh heh heh heh. Well, too bad, Princess! I don't have a gil to my name!
Reynn: And you're bragging?
Serafie: Well, you don't let him anywhere near the finances. Not that I blame you! Who knows what would happen.
— if Tama has not been revived
===A Grudge That Won't Budge===
Lann: I may not be rich, but I've got lots of courage!
Reynn: Har-dee-har, you remembered the "rich Lich" joke. So is this your passive-aggressive way of telling me you want me to give you some money?
Lann: ...Maybe.
Reynn: Okay, very well. Here's one gil.
Lann: Woohoo! One gil! Now I can buy— Hey wait, I can't buy anything with this!
Reynn: Ah, look out!
Lann: Wha— Hey, hold on! This discussion isn't over!
===Underdog Day===
Ifrit: Grrraaah! Wh-when did you little half-pints get here?!
Lann: Well, is it Underdog Day or isn't it?!
Reynn: If you think you're stronger, shouldn't you be ready to prove it?
Ifrit: Ha ha ha ha ha! Once you have felt my true wrath, you'll regret those words!
Lann: Why do they call it "Underdog Day" anyway? "Dark Horse Day" would sound a hundred times cooler.
Reynn: I guess that's a reasonable question. When did you learn a fancy expression like "dark horse"?
Tama: Since we're in Grymoire, wouldn't it the-have to be "Dark Chocobo Day"?
Lann: Ohhh, that's a great idea! We could blindfold a bunch of chocobos—no, put boxes on their heads—and then we can have them race!
Tama: Maybe he doesn't the-know what "dark horse" means after all.
Reynn: Why me...
Tama: Poor the-Reynn...
— with Tama
Ifrit: Grrraaah! Wh-when did you little half-pints get here?!
Lann: Well, is it Underdog Day or isn't it?!
Reynn: If you think you're stronger, shouldn't you be ready to prove it?
Ifrit: Ha ha ha ha ha! Once you have felt my true wrath, you'll regret those words!
Lann: Why do they call it "Underdog Day" anyway? "Dark Horse Day" would sound a hundred times cooler.
Reynn: I guess that's a reasonable question. When did you learn a fancy expression like "dark horse"?
Serafie: Wait. But this is Grymoire, so it would have to be "Dark Chocobo Day."
Lann: Ohhh, that's a great idea! We could blindfold a bunch of chocobos—no, put boxes on their heads—and then we can have them race!
Serafie: Ah. And then the chocobos would be in the dark.
Reynn: Why me...
Serafie: Poor Reynn...
— if Tama has not been revived
===A Duo of Three===
Tonberry: Get ready.
Cactuar Conductor: Yeah! Just lemme at 'em!
Moogle: Bring it on, kupo!
— first battle
Tonberry: Next.
Cactuar Conductor: Right! All aboard now!
Moogle: I can do this all day, kupo!
— second battle
Tonberry: Well, friends. Can you keep going?
Cactuar Conductor: Ugh! I can't move my arms! Wait, that's normal.
Moogle: I'm...so... pumped up, kupo!
— final battle
===Treasure Island, Ahoy!===
Reynn: These things really make you think twice about opening treasure chests.
Tama: Yeah, I never the-liked jack-in-the-boxes.
Lann: Yes! It stinks! But the only way to know what we'll find is to jump right in!
Reynn: Thanks for making it sound like we're dumpster diving. Very uplifting.
— with Tama
Reynn: These things really make you think twice about opening treasure chests.
Serafie: Although mimics do sometimes wind up on my head.
Lann: Yes! It stinks! But the only way to know what we'll find is to jump right in!
Reynn: Thanks for making it sound like we're dumpster diving. Very uplifting.
— if Tama has not been revived
===I Hate Lightning!===
Tama: That scared the-me right out of my fur.
Lann: How sinister! Who wouldn't open a treasure chest this big?! It's like the mother lode!
Reynn: It would be tempting. I guess this is what they mean when they say not to look a gift horse—er, chest—in the mouth...
— against Mimic Queen, with Tama
Lann: How sinister! Who wouldn't open a treasure chest this big?! It's like the mother lode!
Reynn: It would be tempting. I guess this is what they mean when they say not to look a gift horse—er, chest—in the mouth...
— against Mimic Queen, if Tama has not been revived
===Ifrit Meets His Match===
Lann: Whoa! Who knew that Ifrit was such a nice guy.
Tama: I guess that none of them the-get it.
Reynn: Don't lump Rikku and Bartz in with Lann. He's on a different level.
Tama: You make a good the-point.
Lann: Huh? What are you guys talking about?
— with Tama
Lann: Whoa! Who knew that Ifrit was such a nice guy.
Serafie: Hehehe. Sounds like none of them get what's going on.
Reynn: Don't lump Rikku and Bartz in with Lann. He's on a different level.
Serafie: Oh, yeah. You're telling me.
Lann: Huh? What are you guys talking about?
— if Tama has not been revived
===The Black Chocobo===
Reynn: You know, this black chocobo's got a memorable name.
Tama: Serafie once told me that there was a chocobo of that name and color that the-made a name for himself at a place called the Gold Saucer.
Lann: Wow. I love amusement parks!
Reynn: Wait, how did you know it's an amusement park?
Lann: I... Good question.
— with Tama
Reynn: You know, this black chocobo's got a memorable name.
Serafie: According to my sources, there was a chocobo of that name and color that made a name for himself at a place called the Gold Saucer.
Lann: Wow. I love amusement parks!
Reynn: Wait, how did you know it's an amusement park?
Lann: I... Good question.
— if Tama has not been revived
===Two Different Conversations===
Lann: Okay, Gilga-fresh! Get ready for a fist full of Lann!
Reynn: Uh... First of all Lann, you need to pay better attention to people's names. Second of all, Gilgamesh— has he even noticed that he's fighting against us now?
Tama: I don't think the-so.
Reynn: Poor Celes. She's surrounded by idiots on all sides...
— with Tama
Lann: Okay, Gilga-fresh! Get ready for a fist full of Lann!
Reynn: Uh... First of all Lann, you need to pay better attention to people's names. Second of all, Gilgamesh— has he even noticed that he's fighting against us now?
Serafie: Sure doesn't seem that way.
Reynn: Poor Celes. She's surrounded by idiots on all sides...
— if Tama has not been revived
===Chocolatte's Master===
Lann: Whoa! A robot chocobo! How cool is that?! Tama, you should make yourself a robot too! Made of genuine tamamantium alloy!
Tama: No, I think you should the-be the robot.
Reynn: Good idea. If we did that, then we could dismantle him whenever he gets out of line. Right?
Lann: Dude, you're scaring me!
— with Tama
Lann: Whoa! A robot chocobo! How cool is that?! Serafie, you should make yourself a robot too! Made of genuine serafantium alloy!
Serafie: Whaaat? I would never. If you ask me, you should be the robot, Lann.
Reynn: Good idea. If we did that, then we could dismantle him whenever he gets out of line. Right?
Lann: Dude, you're scaring me!
— if Tama has not been revived
===I Have Awaited This Day...===
Lann: I'm not holding back against these bullies anymore!
Reynn: Agreed. They definitely have it coming to them this time!
===Chosen by the Tribe===
Lann: Oh, cool! I didn't know Eiko's horn was real!
Reynn: Sure seems that way.
Tama: It used to be that every the-summoner was the-symbolized by their horn.
Reynn: Huh, I didn't know that. So Eiko must be descended from an ancient line of them.
— with Tama
Lann: Oh, cool! I didn't know Eiko's horn was real!
Reynn: Sure seems that way.
Serafie: You know, once upon a time, a horn used to be the sign of every summoner.
Reynn: Huh, I didn't know that. So Eiko must be descended from an ancient line of them.
— if Tama has not been revived
===Freak of Nature===
Lann: I can't believe Terra actually trusted this creep.
Tama: Yup. She's much too the-gullible.
Reynn: One day it's gonna be her undoing, I'm afraid.
Ultros: No no, you've gotta believe me, I'm actually a really nice guy—uh, octopus guy—actually, I'm just an octopus.
Lann: What? Really? Oh, well why didn't you tell us that sooner?
Reynn: Wait, what part of him looks "really nice"?
Lann: Huh? W-well, no part of him, duh!
Reynn: Lann, tell me he didn't trick you too.
Lann: We-we have an octopus to fight!
— with Tama
Lann: I can't believe Terra actually trusted this creep.
Serafie: Huh? Oh, yeah, how gullible can you get...
Reynn: One day it's gonna be her undoing, I'm afraid.
Ultros: No no, you've gotta believe me, I'm actually a really nice guy—uh, octopus guy—actually, I'm just an octopus.
Lann: What? Really? Oh, well why didn't you tell us that sooner?
Reynn: Wait, what part of him looks "really nice"?
Lann: Huh? W-well, no part of him, duh!
Reynn: Lann, tell me he didn't trick you too.
Lann: We-we have an octopus to fight!
— if Tama has not been revived
===Steel That Forges Destinies===
Tama: Wow, that was one the-mega mighty punch!
Reynn: I'll say. And she never would've pulled it off if she hadn't believed in herself. She never gives up! We could all learn a lot from her.
Lann: Yup! I'm gonna start right now. Lann Punch!
Reynn: That's what you took away from this, huh?
— with Tama
Serafie: Final Heaven! Wowee, talk about your killer punches.
Reynn: I'll say. And she never would've pulled it off if she hadn't believed in herself. She never gives up! We could all learn a lot from her.
Lann: Yup! I'm gonna start right now. Lann Punch!
Reynn: That's what you took away from this, huh?
— if Tama has not been revived
===The Sad Spiral===
Lann: Hey, sorry to butt in while you're trying to test Yuna's strength!
Reynn: You don't mind, right? The strength of friends is the greatest strength of all.
Lann: Wow! Slap that onto a greeting card ASAP.
— first battle
===The Sunken Temple's Secret===
Reynn: All right, Lann! You can do this!
Lann: Why do I have to do it?!
— first battle
Lann: Ohhh, why did I tell her I would do "anything"?!
Reynn: At least this should be easier than facing the doc. But I'd hate to think what she'll do to us if we lose...
Lann: So basically we're done for either way... Yay for us!
— second battle
===The Eye of the Desert===
Lann: Oh dude! Legendary doesn't even begin to describe it!
Reynn: Not at all! I wonder what's going on in the world these things came from? I think we may have to look into that someday...
===Fire Drill===
Ifreeta: Hold up. What happened to the wimps I was gonna destroy?
Reynn: So it's you. You're the ifrit that escaped from the Nebula.
Ifreeta: Waaait, what's the deal here? Have you two been hunting me down? *Sniff*, *sniff* *sniff* *sniff*... Hmm... Your souls... I can't put my finger on it but... Ooh, they're making my mouth water! Aha ha!
Reynn: You're kidding. Are you saying you feed on people's souls?
Ifreeta: There's nothing better than a soul on the coals, releasing all its flavor as it flickers out! Aha ha ha ha!
Lann: Urp! That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. Hey Reynn, tell me we're gonna teach her a good lesson!
Reynn: Yeah. We have to do something about her, that's for sure.
Ifreeta: Gimme a break. You don't think you can actually take me? Oh, that is way too good! Well, whatever. It's time to chow down!
===The Unwritten Future===
Reynn: It's a nice thought. Maybe we can help him plant those flowers.
Lann: We could scatter the seeds from Balamb Garden!
Reynn: Heh heh. We could!
===Finger-Whistle Crisis===
Lann: Dude, it brought its own water?!
Reynn: I suppose that's just how this Mirage rolls. Just make sure you have the doc's medicine at the ready just in case we get sucked in, okay?
Tama: Yes the-ma'am!
— with Tama
Lann: Dude, it brought its own water?!
Reynn: I suppose that's just how this Mirage rolls. Just make sure you have the doc's medicine at the ready just in case we get sucked in, okay?
Serafie: Okey-dokey.
— if Tama has not been revived
===For Friends or Vengeance===
Reynn: Who's this silver-haired guy Cloud's after?
Tama: It sounds like he passes the-in and out of Grymoire without belonging to it. An Antichampion.
Lann: An ant champion?!
Tama: I said the-"anti"! Instead of helping to save the world, he hurts it by creating even more the-chaos and suffering.
Reynn: There are people like that out there?!
Tama: Maybe the-one day you'll meet him in an expansi— Oops! Never the-mind. Anyway, he's not in Grymoire at the moment, so I wouldn't the-worry about him too much right now.
— with Tama
Reynn: Who's this silver-haired guy Cloud's after?
Serafie: From the sound of it, he passes in and out of this world without belonging to it. Maybe he's an Antichampion.
Lann: An ant champion?!
Serafie: No, he'd step on the ants and humans alike just to see the world sink a little further into chaos.
Reynn: There are people like that out there?!
Serafie: Maybe you'll bump into him one day in some DL— Oops! Forget I said that. At any rate, he doesn't seem to be in this world now, so I wouldn't worry about him if I were you.
— if Tama has not been revived
===Investigating the Garden===
Reynn: So, there are places like this where the Cogna can just break through?
Tama: I'm not the-sure myself, but if the Cogna have already taken over a world that's in close the-contact with Grymoire... I-I'd rather not the-think about it.
— with Tama
Reynn: So, there are places like this where the Cogna can just break through?
Serafie: I'm no expert, but if the Cogna have already taken over a world that happens to be a close neighbor of Grymoire's... Yick. It's a scary thing to consider.
— if Tama has not been revived
===Operation Opera===
Lann: Not you again!
Ultros: Who, me? Oh, I'm just an innocent passerby. Really.
Lann: Oh. Got it! Well, in that case...
Reynn: No one just passes through here, dummy!
Lann: Huh? Oh! Let's do this!
===A Smidge of Micro-Envy===
Reynn: I guess that means Wyn is onto us, huh?
Tama: She definitely knows what's the-up. But how the-come I have to work my butt off just to help Serafie? That doesn't seem right at the-all.
Lann: Well, just pretend you're helping us collect Mirages.
Reynn: Except I don't think this Mirage is too happy about being "collected."
===Cold, Hard Justice===
Shivalry: Huh? What?!
Lann: You must be the male shiva that busted out of the Nether Nebula.
Reynn: Really, how can you talk about justice when the only way for you to come to this world was by hurting someone?
Lann: There's only one villain here, and that, is you. Sorry, but we're the good guys!
Shivalry: Poppycock. You simply cannot make an omelet... without breaking a few eggs.
Reynn: Ugh... Don't you know the omelet thing is like a classic one-liner for villains? You need a good lesson!
— first battle
Tama: All of Snow's repeated butt-the-kickings seem to have finally knocked some of the life out of this thing!
Lann: Good! Then today, we can finally settle the score!
Reynn: Right. Remember to exploit its weaknesses, and be ready for a long fight. Okay?
— second battle, with Tama
Serafie: Hang on a sec. Snow's been beating this thing up regularly, right? Because that would explain why it seems to be weaker than before.
Lann: Good! Then today, we can finally settle the score!
Reynn: Right. Remember to exploit its weaknesses, and be ready for a long fight. Okay?
— second battle, if Tama has not been revived
===No One's Tools===
Reynn: These golems need to be taught a lesson. Vivi's not a tool. He's a person!
Lann: Yeah! And more than that, he's our friend!
===A Bridge's Woes===
Lann: Dude, we did not come prepared for this!
Reynn: E-Enna Kros! Don't just leave us here! Tell us! What is going on?!
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