The great coal vanishing of 12/09/2020 Borneo

Blxse, Remmoc and Benon_ were vibing on a call with world famous music producer Whimz when 6 coal vanished from their storage in Borneo. This caused a huge economic impact as Blxse had to purchase 6 coal from the market to fuel their actions, this impact meant that Blxse had to inform the other members of the country that they were in debt and could no longer afford food. Benon_ was reported saying "fuck the jews" as a response and yelling "economic crisis!" and "yes I tap those hoes, E"
This is believed to have cause hysteria as Blxse and Benon_ then claimed they had imported "1000kg of cocaine a day" and *something very illegal that I don't want to type*, however Remmoc stayed calm and collected throughout the whole endeavour, before saying "I'm the one that imports the cocaine" of which he claims is out of the naval budget.
Instead of trying to help Borneo recover from this disaster (economic collapse) Remmoc built a statue of a giant bleeding penis in the naval base, Benon's response was "pog" but Blxse called it a terrorist incident. Withing 5 seconds the statue was made to look like it was ejaculating all over said naval base to which Blxse said "I am mining the semen".
After around 10 minutes, it turned out that Benon_ was the person who had taken the original 6 coal which caused the economic collapse, this made Blxse outraged as Benon_ flew away in a helicopter to avoid persecution, he was the killed by Blxse.
Next Benon_ took all of the coal out of spite and went to put it back before swindling Blxse and making the country now lose 8 coal, this caused a further economic collapse which caused an in real life stock market crash for bitcoin. However he returned it and everything finally went back to normal. 
Note:
Benon said "he's trying to deplatform me" when Sherk was reporting this article and said "he's clearly part of Fox news"
Category:Season 5