Commentaries on Messias Jagdae

The book Commentaries on Messias Jagdae is an in-game book owned by the Beru and polemic against StoneyStoner's four books of Paxian Prophecies. The book, attributed to the deceased player JahodovaMagnesia, criticizes and attempts to correct the Prophecies of StoneyStoner, focusing on mistranslations of Paxian source material, purposeful obfuscation of simple concepts, and sensationalism for the sake of creating a mythological story around the Prophecy.
The content of the book focuses on what it calls "The Prophecy of Qu’Equrase Urahenda". JahodovaMagnesia rewrites and explains the content of the Paxian Prophecy books in a more organized and straightforward way, discussing the problems with calling the fulfiller of the prophesy the "Messiah", explaining how this Prophecy has been fulfilled once before by the player G0NF in Jagdas (giving the book its title, "the Commentaries on the Messiah of Jagdas"), clarifying misconceptions about the Prophecy, and rewriting the instructions of the Prophecy so that they are clearer and more coherent. The book also heavily criticizes StoneyStoner for his supposed sloppiness, lack of moral character, carelessness, and incompetence displayed in the original four Paxian Prophecy books.
== Text of the Commentaries on Messias Jagdae ==
The forces of Prophecy are swirling above the world, like storm clouds in a tempest, yet they still remain obscure and hidden from the public eye. The prophecies of the dead StoneyStoner are written poorly, with mistranslations and unnecessary puzzles. He means to confuse and obfuscate the Prophecy from those who would falsely claim it, so that only the intelligent and diligent would pick up the real weapon of Kol Shaddai, and utter its terrifying word upon the cities of the enemy. I am here to rectify StoneyStoner's mistakes, for I am not so foolish and anxious as he. Kol Shaddai will not be wielded by a false Messiah, for it is part of the Prophecy itself. I confronted StoneyStoner of his mistakes, and after several straight days of arguing, the argument ended in a physical fight where he called me "a frothing, STD ridden pussy". So understand these commentaries as a more carefully researched, more dutiful representation of the swirling powers of Fate, than the careless and sloppy writings of StoneyStoner.
==== Mistranslations ====
First of all, StoneyStoner is relying on ancient and destroyed Paxian texts to understand the forces of Prophecy, and even though he was a native Paxian in his infancy, he severely mistranslates many of the terms. The term he uses for the central figure of the Prophecy, 'Blacklight Messiah', is a very poor translation indeed. The word 'Messiah' would, to mortal readers, conjure ideas of "The Chosen One", "The Son of God", "Liberator of Man". This is not the case! The term which Stoney translates as 'Blacklight Messiah' is rendered in Paxian as- Qu’Equrase Urahenda. The term Urahenda does not mean ‘Messiah’. It has a closer meaning to ‘Victor’ or ‘Winner’, especially in the sense of a long, difficult conflict. Equrasa means something like, ‘a tool or action of necessary harm’, so if you were to attack a city and bomb it with inordinate amounts of TNT, that attack or the bombs would be called Equrasei. So Stoney’s idea of a ‘Blacklight Messiah’ could be more accurately translated as ‘The victor of what must be done’, shortened as Qu’Urahenda, the victor, "Kwoo-rrah-hen-duh".
This is an important mistranslation to point out, because it fundamentally misconstrues how Prophecy works. You do not win your war because you are already‘The Messiah’, you become the Messiah because you win. The gods do not reach out to anoint mortals with divine power so that they will complete the Prophecy, and the term ‘Messiah’ falsely convinces many mortals that this is how it works. One becomes the victor, and the gods accept them into their circle because of that. For the sake of ease, though, I will refer to Qu’Equrase Urahenda as the Blacklight Messiah.
==== G0NF as the Blacklight Messiah ====
Second, Stoney omits a library of examples where these same forces of Prophecy are at work. I don’t know if this was out of sheer stupidity, or for his inexplicable want to make the Prophecy more confusing than it has to be. Stoney should have pointed out that G0NF was a fulfiller of the same Prophecy, G0NF was truly a Blacklight Messiah who was deified after his teachings and victory. 
The story of G0NF is the story of the fulfillment of the same Blacklight Messiah Prophecy. He was a reluctant and non-traditional leader who taught the ways of peace and creative expression. He gathered a following of many who were inspired by him, and he was hailed as their leader during their time of great trouble and difficulty. He (through his execution and martyrdom) led the forces of Jagdas to destroy the violent and malevolent forces of Crab Season at the Battle of Regilmold. The annihilation and destruction of Crab Season was the original Day of Kol Shaddai. For one to become the Blacklight Messiah, they must follow a similar path to G0NF. However, G0NF’s path does not exactly adhere to this Prophecy, his walking of it was more advanced and complex than the Prophetic instructions.
There are many many stories and theological additions to G0NF’s life and teachings that obscure his status as a fulfiller of this Prophecy. Some say he was never born as a normal person, some say he was always sure and fully cognizant of his destiny, some say he is a manifestation of a god himself. Whatever you want to practice in your religion, so be it, but remember that G0NF historically fulfilled the same Prophecy that now rears its head once again. One could argue that G0NF’s resurrection and ascension to the heavens confirms his status as Qu’Equrase Urahenda in Jagdas, but I am not concerned with that, only the Prophecy itself that must be fulfilled.
==== The Prophecy ====
And third, what is the actual Prophecy of Qu’Equrase Urahenda, which Stoney has once again hidden behind some unnecessary and misleading story? The Prophecy is a set of instructions for one to take on the role of Qu’Urahenda. Remember: they cannot do it alone, they cannot do so idly or out of vanity, and the Prophecy is very hard and personally taxing to fulfill. I will rewrite Stoney’s Prophecy of the Blacklight Messiah so that Qu’Urahenda may actually understand it and begin the destined process.
The Prophecy of Qu’Equrase Urahenda would read thus, more accurately:
# Qu’Urahenda was not born an inherently special person by place, lineage, or divinity. They may have achieved and developed these things in life, but it is not required, and it is not inherent to them.
# Qu’Urahenda has been the leader of their community, and has grown experienced in the maintenance of their people, and the personal toll this takes.
# Qu’Urahenda is a person of peace and harmony, they only seek violence and destruction as a necessary tool against the world’s wantonly cruel warmongers.
# Qu’Urahenda is the reluctant leader of their followers (called the Greylight Sages, who interpret the Prophecies and help fulfill them). Qu’Urahenda does not covet the leadership or attention of their role, but fulfills it out of duty and obligation.
# Qu’Urahenda is controversial, as their rise causes division and conflict among their own people by violating the normal established order that molded them.
# Qu’Urahenda is hailed as Kol Shaddai by their own followers as well as the crowds and leaders of other nations (presumably, at least two alien nations). The texts hint at there being a sword that only Qu’Urahenda can wield, but this seems uncertain
# The warmongers, who have long worried the gods with their excessive and wanton bloodshed, are defeated in a battle by Qu’Urahenda.
# The crowds of the world will gather and call together for Kol Shaddai, and the day of Prophecy and Judgement will rain upon them.
When these eight steps are entirely fulfilled, the forces of Prophecy will bring upon the Day of Kol Shaddai. It is difficult to parse exactly what this means, as Kol Shaddai is an unexplained, non-Paxian term. But one thing is clear! The Day of Kol Shaddai will bring some kind of complete and utter destruction to the warmongering enemies of Qu’Urahenda, to the point where their ruined cities and nation will be only remembered as 'Kol Shaddai'. This is what happened to the forces of Crab Season after they lost their war against the followers of G0NF, so it will happen again. Who exactly are these enemies of Qu’Urahenda? The Prophecy remains vague and uncertain about this, but it seems to at least be a hyper-violent group which has oppressed the innocents of the world, and led to calls from many peoples to usher in the Day of Kol Shaddai upon them.
==== Conclusion ====
This interpretation is clear, well-researched, and straightforward, unlike StoneyStoner’s mad ramblings, which are obscure and sloppy, and seek to create a sensationalized mythology of an otherwise simple Prophecy. Like G0NF, some will afterwards hail the fulfiller of this Prophecy as some sort of divine, some will call them ‘Messiah’, and they will hold court among the gods. StoneyStoner has poisoned the minds of gullible mortals, for he has put displayed Qu’Urahenda as a proleptic, pre-ordained king instead of the unsure normie that they actually are. This is foolishness, and speaks volumes of the ignorance and stupidity that infects that manchild’s brain, like parasitic worms in a puddle of stagnant water. The history books will show that his Paxian scholarship has no bearing upon the fulfillment of the Qu’Equrase Urahenda Prophecy, that he is as ineffectual and out of touch as he is crude and unthinking. This is the writing of the spirit JahodovaMagnesia.