Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying Egg Nog

1. "Am I feeling sufficiently noggy today?"
2. "What's the best egg-to-nog ratio?"
3. "I have high cholesterol -- is there egg white nog?"
4. "What other disgusting egg-based beverages could I try?"
5. "Has this egg nog been approved by the Nogmaster General?"
6. "Is egg my best choice of nog?"
7. "Which one's the egg nog that all the rappers drink?"
8. "Do I really feel like drinking this crap?"
9. "What would Martha Stewart drink?"
10. "How long will this stuff keep in my spider hole?"
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