A Roof Over Your Head (2012 Television Series)

A Roof Over Your Head is a 2012 comedy series airing on Showtime. 
== Plot ==
A 24 year old millionaire (Lisa Warner) buys a mansion. Her 17 year old step-brother (Tommy Warner) is a failing musician (is now a hobo) so he comes to live with his rich sister. His other 22-year-old sister (June Warner) just got divorced and she comes to live with her siblings.
== Production ==
A.M. pitched the series to NBC in 2006. It was not picked-up. After 2 years of pitching the series to other networks and failing A.M scrapped the project. After his new show got cancelled by HBO, AM. decided to give the A.R.O.Y.H script to HBO who did not pick it up but showed it to Showtime which DID pick it up.
== Cast ==
Kathleen Rose Perkins as Lisa Warner
Jodie Sweetin as June Warner
Daniel Radcliffe as Tommy Warner
Sarah Hyland as Tina
James Van Der Beek as Shane
Juan Pablo Di Pace as Brandy
== Series Overview ==
Ser	Eps	Premiere Airdate	Finale Airdate
1 	7 	April 16, 2010 	May 28, 2010
2 	TBA	January 1, 2011 	TBA
== Episodes ==
 Season 1 (2010)
Ep
Ov.	Ep
No.	Title 	Plot 	Airdate 	VIM 	Rating
1.	1.	Pilot 	A 24 year old millionaire buys a mansion. Her 17 year old step-brother is a failing musician so he comes to live with his rich sister. His other 20-year-old sister who is recently divorced and she comes to live with her other siblings. June's Ex Husband (Brandy) approaches June at the mall drunk and asks her to take him back. She declines. Tommy records his first album thanks to Lisa Records. Lisa goes on her first date in 5 years after her husband died.	April 16, 2010	3.34 	2.7/5
2.	2.	Sex With A Freak 	After Lisa's date she goes to his house and has sex with him, Tommy's record gets erased and June gets lost in an alley after smoking pot. 	April 23, 2010	5.39 	4.2/5
3.	3.	A New Month Means A New Crazy Adventure	Lisa's new boyfriend breaks up with her. Tommy's ex-girlfriend from when he was 13 comes back and goes on a date with him. June wakes up in a dumpster and goes home but lost her keys and is locked out until she breaks down the door in rage. 	April 30, 2010	8.99 	3.5/5
4.	4.	Finding Pedos 	June goes to a bar to find some friends. She meets no one. Lisa goes on a blind date with a Pedo. Tommy proposes to Tina. She says yes. 	May 7, 2010 	19.47	3.9/5
5.	5.	Back To School! 	June goes back to college to get her degree in engineering and Tommy goes to college too. Lisa starts drinking and Tina moves in with Lisa so that she can live with Tommy. 	May 14, 2010 	21.73	4.6/5
6.	6.	For Shane! 	June starts dating her first ex-husband, Shane. Lisa goes to a club and has a heart-attack and Tommy cheats on Tina with his art teacher. 	May 21, 2010 	15.22	4.9/5
7.	7.	Heartbreak 	Tina finds out that Tommy cheated on her (She found a sex tape) Lisa wakes up in the hospital alone and falls into depression and June throws up on Shane at a bar and he leaves. 	May 28, 2010 	12.33	4.1/5
== S01E01 Script ==
WARNING! BAD WORDS AND INAPP. STUFF
[Lisa is sitting on her couch]
Lisa: Sigh... 
[The phone rings]
[Lisa picks up the phone]
Lisa: Shut-up
[Lisa cuts the call]
[The phone rings again]
[The phone keeps ringing]
[The phone still keeps ringing]
[The phone STILL keeps ringing]
[The phone stops ringing]
[Someone knocks at the door]
Lisa: Go away!
Tommy [Outside the mansion]: Sis, What up yo?
[Silence]
Tommy [Outside the mansion]: Y'know any cute chicks i can bang?
Lisa: Yeah, Mom.
Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!
Lisa: You Suck.
Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!
Lisa: Go away, you shit face.
Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh,Yeah!
Lisa: Are you high?
Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!
Lisa: Ugh! Fine! Just get in here!
Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!
Lisa: Goddamn it!
Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!
Lisa: [Screaming & Yelling]
[Intro plays]
Tommy [Now inside the mansion / Talking to Lisa]: So then, Mom & Dad kicked me out.
Lisa [Sarcasticly]: I wonder why.
[Someone knocks at the door]
Lisa: Television display front door security!
Lisa [Louder]: Television display front door security!
Lisa [Screaming]: Television display front door security!!!
Lisa: I gotta get that fixed!
June [Outside the mansion]: Can ya open up?
Lisa: Sure, June.
[Lisa opens the door]
June: Hi.
Lisa: Hi.
June: So...
Lisa: So...
June: Umm...
Lisa: Uhh...
June: Sigh...
Lisa: Sigh...
June: Whimper...
Lisa: What the hell do you want!?!
June: I got d... div... di... div... duh...
Lisa: You got divorced?
June: Yeah.
Lisa: Ugh! God! It's like i'm the only good one!
June: Shut-up!
Lisa: Bye.
[Slams the door]
June [Outside the mansion]: Asshole!
Lisa: I can't heeaarr yooouu!
June: Open up!!
Lisa: No.
June: Pretty please! I'll give you 50 dollars!
Lisa: 500,000 dollars!
June: What!?!
Lisa: Bye!
June: I can give you a piece of lint, a used condom, 4 Shrek 2 bootleg DVDs, a spider-web, 2 pieces of chewed-up gum and 7 straws.
Lisa: I'll take it!
June: Oh, I see Mr. Scumbag is here.
Tommy: Sup, Lardball!
June: Why is he here?
Lisa: I don't know.
June: Now if you excuse me i have a date!
Tommy: With who? The TV and a bag of chips?
June: ........... No....... Okay, yes!
Tommy: Will you marry it too?
Lisa: Which one? The TV or the Bag of chips?
Tommy: Either.
June: ........... No....... Okay, The TV!
Lisa: If you marry my TV, I swear...
June: I was kidding!
[Tommy Farts]
Lisa: Save Yourself!!
June: It ain't that bad! Okay, yes it is!! Get out!
[The next day]
[Lisa is in her bedroom]
Lisa [Thinking]: Was that all a dream?
[Lisa goes to the living room]
Lisa: Sup, Farty and 2 Divorces in 2 years.
June: 3 Years... And... 3 divorces...
Lisa & Tommy: What?
June: I was high and i got married to a caedoard cutout of Woody from Toy Story...
Tommy: Bro, where'd you get this sick phone Lee?
Lisa: Lee? My nickname is'nt Lee!
Tommy: Gee whizz!
June & Lisa: No one says that anymore!
Tommy: Yum Tutor!
Lisa: Okay, stop it! I'm having brunch with one of my co-workers in an hour! [Now thinking] I better get dressed!
[Lisa comes back out to the living room after dressing up]
Lisa: So, what do ya think?
Tommy: I think i wanna barf.
Lisa: June?
June: You look like a clown.
Lisa: Shut-up.
June: Enjoy your before sex brunch.
Lisa: Thanks.
June: Wait... Is this your first date since John died?
Lisa: [Nervously] Uh... Um... Uhh... John who?
June: Seriously?
Lisa: ... Don't look at me like that
[Lisa waits for her co-worker at a diner]
Waitress: Honey, he's not coming! It's been an hour!
Lisa: What do you know, "Honey".
Waitress: Screw you.
Lisa: [Screaming] I have a lawyer!!
Waitress: .................. You got me there...
[Lisa's phone rings]
Lisa: Hello?
Lisa's Co-worker Jared: Hi, Amigo!
[Lisa cuts the call]
[Lisa cries]
[Fades to black]
[Credits roll]
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