Jan Stan

:"I WILL DINE DELIGHTFUL ON THE SGRAN ROAD!" - Jan's war cry as he drives his Sgran Van through a ravaged Slotham in Slotham 365.
Johannes Stan, better known as Jan Stan or Jan the Sgran Van Man, is a food vendor that travels the country. He is known for his outrageous Yorkshire accent and love of slang. His younger brother is Salvador Stan the Solstice Stabber.
== Character ==
=== Appearance ===
Jan is fairly tall, with mocha skin and dark hair. His hair is long and choppy-cut, usually tied into a bun and covered with a hairnet. He has a stubble-covered face (with most incredible facial expressions) and a patch covering his right eye.
He normally wears a yellow shirt with red suspenders, green trousers and grey shoes. On the job, he wears a variety of humorous aprons; some simply have his van's logo on them, but others have slogans like 'Kiss the Sgran Man', 'Let there be (de)light(ful) sgran) and 'Never gonna give brew up'.
=== Personality ===
He's a bit of a gossip, and loves to spin endless stories and anecdotes. He tends to witter on, and is very gullible and trusting, always trusting the best in people - a customer's a customer, and delightful sgran brings us all together. 
He is very morally upstanding, but is too passive to ever make a stand - he keeps to his own business (unless it involves a little harmless earwigging for the sake of some goss), and tends to let things happen around him without doing anything about them.
=== Skills and Abilities ===
He is a good cook, with quality and speed, dedication to his work. He is also a skilled driver, capable of navigating winding mountain roads at high speed in pouring rain, and despite never learning from his experiences with other people he has a great memory. He is an adept knife-fighter.
== History ==
Little is known of Jan's early life, apart from that he was born in Yorkshire, and grew up with his brother, Salvador 'Sal' Stan. Although he's notorious for his life stories, he tells few of his childhood, and it is understood that despite being born in Yorkshire, both of his parents are Dutch.
And the rest of his little anecdotes are not in chronological order, but include travelling the nation selling quality sgran, getting into a huge knife fight over a cabbage patch (and winning), helping his brother transport a corpse he found roun' ginnel to the YPD, being taught to knife fight by a shaman in exchange for scran, and accidentally joining the mafia.
== Trivia ==
* He owns numerous pet 'sgran bats' (a subspecies of hammerhead bat which he is partially responsible for making exist), which he uses for drone deliveries and advertising.
* He lost his right eye while looking for sgran round' ginnel. He got a fwkin' needle in eye, lad.
* He has a strong, inexplicable dislike for Jackie Chan.
Category:Normos
Category:Males
Category:Civilians
Category:Stan Family
Category:Chefs