Zap in the Butt

Osama bin Laden was told by Lucifer that he had to shovel coal. Osama said “A person of my stature does not shovel coal!” Lucifer reached out with his trident-shaped pitch fork and zapped Osama in the butt with blue lightning. Osama said “Ouch!” Lucifer zapped Osama 4 more times and then Osama said “All right! All right! I get the message!” and then he took his shovel and headed down to the furnace of Hades. Then he shoveled coal.