Emission Impossible

Emission Impossible
Plankton attempts to stop Sandy and SpongeBob from having another roomate birthed.
Season: 3 Episode: 11
Total Episode Count: 39
Prod. no.: 3ACX01
==Characters==
===Main===
*Plankton
*Sandy
*SpongeBob
*Carol Cheeks
*Bertram
===Minor===
Majel Barrett, Patrick, Pearl, Fred, Mayor Johnny East, Dr. Forrest, Squidward, Tom, John Fishly, Karen, The Brady Bunch
==Plot==
Fred babysits Pearl, Patrick, and Plankton while SpongeBob accompanies Sandy on a visit to her pregnant, single sister Carol. When Carol goes into labor, SpongeBob drives her to the hospital, stooping only for cheeseburgers. Dr. Forrest mistakenly jabs himself with several needles and faints, leaving SpongeBob to deliver the baby himself. Reminded of the wonderful experience of childbirth, SpongeBob tells Sandy that he wants to have another roomate birthed. Sandy gleefully tells the rest of the gang, but Plankton is less than enthusiastic. He feels threatened in his position as the youngest and resolves to prevent the conception of another roomate.
Plankton attempts to interfere in a romantic moment by crying for attention. Foiled in this effort, he smears one of SpongeBob's shirt collars with lipstick butgets distracted by his own image in the mirror. In another attempt, he chloroforms SpongeBob and utilizes a menchanical replica of him to insult Sandy, but Patrick accidentally knocks him out the window. When a candlelit dinner threatens to lead to imtimacy between his frenemies, Plankton shrinks himself and a sapceship-like vessel and enters SpongeBob's body to destroy his sperm.
In his well-armed craft, Plankton easily slaughters the defenseless sperm with one exception: Bertram, who seems to be just as diabolically clever as Plankton himself. After a brief struggle and standoff, Plankton realizes that they have much in common. Additionally, with Bertram's help, he could accomplish many goals, including Sandy's murder. They part on amicable terma, but Plankton has only moments before the ship reverts to its normal size. After a narrow escape through SpongeBob's tear duct, Plankton steers the craft back to his room with no time to spare.
Sandy reconsiders having another child, to Plankton's horror. He frantically tires to get her and SpongeBob to resume their plans ("You must recieve his seed!"), but SpongeBob retreats to the bathroom and masturbates with the assictance of a lingerie catalog. Plankton, appalled at the apparent death of Bertram, despairs until he notices a twinkle in SpongeBob's eye signifying that Bertram is still alive. His relief is only momentary as he realizes that his unborn friend may be too clever.
==Cutaways==
#Being there for Sandy
#Pet Rock
#A wonderful thing
#Cousin Oliver
#A formidable team montage
==Trivia==
*The third appearance of the Evil Sea Monkey.
==Rating==
TV-14: D
==Gallery==
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