Barbra Thunk/3.0

Barbra Thunk is a character role-played by Hammerxmarie.
== Physical Description ==
Barbra is a tan skinned, blue-eyed woman most easily identifiable by her blonde braids.
She typically wears crop tops, denim jeans, and is often seen sporting a backpack.
== Timeline ==
Timeline of Events
2022
* On May 4th, while she on a date with Scruffy Doodle, Barbra was adopted by Bryce Miller as a joke. Bryce later regretted the decision when she took the gag seriously and insisted on calling him dad. Bryce adopts Barbra - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjTiBnjsK7g 
* On May 14th, Barbra and Bryce went on a not-date when they attempted two failed hikes on Mt. Gordo. The first ending with Barbra's leg being mauled by a cougar, and the second ending with both of them falling off the side of the mountain and having to be rescued by first responders. Barbra and Bryce's first "date" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mq_VF7B-U8 
* On June 6th, she was unintentionally involved in the murder of her best friend, Aurora Sparks, when she helped Aurora kidnap Scruffy after she'd been stabbed by him and Scruffy in-turn shot Aurora in the head in "self defense". Barbra was later investigated by Lea Nova for manslaughter as Aurora wouldn't have been in that position if Barbra hadn't kidnapped Scruffy. Scruffy murders Aurora - https://clips.twitch.tv/SmokyCreativeHawkRalpherZ-eKwmOIAnYbsDozxC 
* After the death of Aurora, Barbra became enemies with Scruffy and she slipped into a cycle of depression and substance abuse. Aurora's death happening outside of Bryce's house convinced him it was time to move. He then sold the beach front home and took a loan out to buy a new house in the Vinewood Hills with Barbra.
* On June 14th, Barbra began helping Bryce host helicopter "Love Tours", with the first being a date between Jeffrey Bundy and Lennon McDermitt. The first "Love Tour" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f18x46B4wA8 
* On June 16th, Barbra and Bryce began attempting to gaslight Scruffy into thinking he was going crazy by vandalizing his trailer with blood, calling him from payphones, and messing with his stereo equipment to play remixed music of Aurora talking and a women screaming. Gaslighting Scruffy - https://clips.twitch.tv/BadLongSkunkEagleEye-8cNATcIvjVKhdMtB 
* On June 30th, Bryce hosted another "Love Tour" with Barbra, this time for Domenic Toretti and Shelby Lane. Much of the tour was spent with Bryce and Toretti throwing jabs at each other over their prior relationships to Cleo Shaw and Lily Pond respectively. Halfway through the tour Bryce experienced a severe headache and Barbra saved everyone when she took control of the helicopter. The second "Love Tour" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6EwFvIRLUk 
* Later that day, Barbra hosted another "Love Tour" with Bryce, this time for Chris Kross and Rose Rhodes; they were also joined by Giles Dickinbottom who provided music on his guitar. Shelby gave Barbra, Bryce and Giles specific instructions to make the date awkward for Kross and Rose as payback for Kross tricking Toretti into thinking that Shelby was planning to propose. The third "Love Tour" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24S0_hpGZE 
* In late June, a date was scheduled for the manslaughter case against Barbra for Aurora's death, but the trial was delayed and eventually dropped with both Barbra and Scruffy seeing no further legal repercussions.
* In mid-July, Bryce broke up with Barbra because he felt she was becoming too much of an emotional burden, like his prior relationship with Cleo. Out of spite, Barbra removed his keys to their new Vinewood home. Not wanting to outright end their friendship, Bryce opted to not sue her as the loan for the house was taken out in his name.
* On August 14th, 
* On August 15th, Nettie Machete attempted at woo Barbra in the Burgershot parking lot but was interrupted by a reunion with Carmella Corset. Bryce then showed up and Barbra left to give him a tour of the newly constructed surgery area in her home.
* On Augusta 20th, Nettie invited Barbra to hang out with her while she was trying to help an amnestic woman regain her memories with a tarot-reading "psychic". When the psychic wasn't able help, the woman ditched them to go on a date with Jack Cortair. Left by themselves in Sandy Shores, Barbra asked Nettie out on a date and Nettie agreed but only if they were exclusive. To prove that she was serious, Barbra gave Nettie keys to her house on the spot and they agreed to go on a "Love Tour" date in the future.
* On August 21st, Nettie moved into a tent in Barbra's driveway. Nettie then told Scruffy about the relationship. 
* On August 22nd, confused by the tent's presence, Barbra called Bryce thinking a stalker had set up shop before she remembered that Nettie had moved in. Bryce then mentioned being old friends with Nettie and said she's a psycho but probably a good match.
* On September 1st, Barbra confronted Nettie when she removed her tent from the driveway, suspecting that Nettie has started pitching a tent for another woman. Jack Ripley attempted to mediate their dispute while they stood in the street and argued. Ripley mediates an argument https://clips.twitch.tv/WildLovelyMallardVoteNay-McKoxKn7cZwNdcnu
* On September 2nd, Barbra and Bryce tried to wingman for Alex Suarez when he attempted to object at Peach Chee's wedding. After the objection failed they conspired to stage a fake video of Peach cheating on her husband to cause a divorce.
* On September 4th, Barbra confronted Nettie about her tent again, believing that Nettie wanted to break up with her. She then insisted Nettie move her tent to the roof instead of the lawn.
* On September 5th, Barbra called Nettie with the intention to make plans to hang out, but they became side tracked when she encouraged Nettie to kick a dog. Barbra then conspired to go through Nettie's search history when she found out she was using her wifi. Barbra tells Nettie to kick a dog - https://clips.twitch.tv/AmericanFlaccidMeerkatTBTacoRight-mr2mXoiUr8pRpELU Nettie's search history - https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialHealthyDonutDoggo-oDfh9MJ5im5-NNIn
* On September 6th, Bryce informed Barbra of Cleo's alleged passing after a failed assault on Norman Bones' lighthouse. Barbra later shifted the conversation towards Nettie being unstable and mentioned her insistence on living in a tent and frequent animal abuse. Unfazed, Bryce reiterated that he's known Nettie for years and is certain that she's crazier than her. Nettie's tent - https://clips.twitch.tv/ScrumptiousWonderfulOrcaPlanking-XJ5jvuQlIZuwfWNC
* On September 8th, Barbra had a mental breakdown and began freaking out over the death of Queen Elizabeth, implying that she was her granddaughter. She then dyed her hair black and went through an emo phase while insisting that she needed to be "normal". After having a brief meeting with Tessa Lamb, Bryce then told Barbra that he bought Scruffy's old house and gave them a tour of the mess. Later in the day, while doing a Dodo run with Bryce, Barbra was shot in the shoulder after punching a cow on the side of the road. Once out of the hospital she began panicking and insisting that the doctors and police officers were imposters. Bryce then lost track of her when she ran off mumbling to herself.
* On September 12th, Bryce, Jeffy Coldiron, and Charlotte Greene finalized setting up their new storefront, Shits and Giggles, a comedy club and novelty prank shop. A few hours after giving Barbra the news she invited Nettie over to tour the shop. During the tour they began arguing about Nettie receiving calls from strangers during their conversation and Barbra threatened Nettie with a knife. Before they parted ways they made up when Barbra offered to pay Nettie to tow Bryce's car as a prank. During the tow, Nettie was gunned down when she got into a shootout with bank robbers that were attempting to take a hostage. Afterwards they went on a drive and Barbra alluded to the idea of proposing to her in the future.
* On September 13th, Barbra went to pick up Nettie from Burgershot after Nettie got high on LSD and was almost arrested while fighting imaginary clowns in the parking lot. While in the process of leaving the restaurant, Barbra deliberately ran over Shelly Smith which led to Tomathy Steampipe shooting both her and Nettie down. After being taken to the hospital, Nettie assaulted a doctor for drawing a sketch of Barbra's breasts, afterwards Preacher gave them both a ride back to Barbra's car. The couple then briefly went house hunting in Sandy Shores while Nettie talked about prior relationships, specifically her former beards Jordan and Jerry Callow. During their house hunt Nettie stomped a chicken to death and Barbra punched out a cow while looking at a ranch house.
* In late September, Barbra decided to sell her Vinewood home as the asset fees had nearly bleed her account dry.
* On November 11th, Anita May and Minerva Maat opened an investigation into Barbra after seeing the illegal surgery lab in her vacated Vinewood home. After discovering the property, Michael Pike brought cadet Charlotte Archer along while they toured the premises and she suggested looking into Bryce as well after Minerva mentioned that she remembered Bryce dating Barbra and running a dating service.Archer investigates Barbra's apartment with PD - https://clips.twitch.tv/IncredulousBloodyChoughGOWSkull-umvg_f7TLuRchRMTPD discusses investigating Barbra and Bryce as potential serial killers - https://clips.twitch.tv/HilariousOptimisticLampOSfrog-xzp5zb_u8yVXFSLX
* In late March, Nettie attempted to break up with Barbra via text message. Declaring their relationship "brakked", a term used by Nettie's previous ex Tracy Martell.
* On April 1st, Barbra confronted Nettie on a phone call and insisted that they weren't broken up.
==🎬 Filmography ==
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== Trivia ==
*She owns a pink Bohdi and an 8F Drafter.
*She owned house in the Vinewood Hills.
*She was once a Domenic Toretti stalker.
*She once donated a kidney to save Bryce's life.
*She's ableist and dislikes people with disabilities, especially those that need wheelchairs.
*She's converted some of the living space in her home into a makeshift surgery station, complete with a waiting area.
*She frequently co-pilots helicopter "Love Tours" with Bryce Miller, where they often attempt to wingman or sabotage couples on dates.
*She became U-Haul lesbians with Nettie Machete when she gave her keys to her home immediately after they began dating.
*After being away for several months, she defaulted on a loan for her car and accrued over $300k in debt.
==References==
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