Coffee at the treehouse (S00 E06)

SpongeBitch Meets Sandy Let Me Clap Them’ Cheeks!
SpongeBob: Ok Fatprick your gonna get a whooping after you jinxed me
Patrick: Hey SpongeCock I see a big treehouse covered by glass over there
SpongeBob: yea righ- oh there really is a tree house over there
Patrick: let’s go over there!
SpongeBob: Fatprick, there could be a family living there plus you really think some random person would want us at there house plus there’s no water in there how would we even live?
Patrick: uhhh.. hold breathe?
SpongeBob: no fatprick
Patrick: I mean it is worth a chance what if there is unlimited candy there!
SpongeBob: hmmm… unlimited candy does sound good
Patrick: Cmon, let’s go!
Squidward: what are you guys doing? At that place
SpongeBob: Fatprick wants to visit the treehouse
Squidward: T-Th-The TreeHouse! has Patrick gone mad! No one has ever gone inside there for eight days! The place is probably abandoned and haunted
Patrick: don be silly squidshit no house is truly haunted.
Squidward: Ok but I am warning you fatdick! That house is truly haunted!
*Patrick And SpongeBob go inside and don’t listen to Squidward anyway*
Squidward: ugh screw them im gonna go eat some penis pasta
Patrick: it’s so dark in here!
SpongeBob: Oh Wait I got a light switch!
*they both scream*
*it’s just a squirrel*
Patrick: who let that damn squirrel in here!
Sandy: that damn squirrel get speak and has a name you bastard!
SpongeBob: woah what the hell you can speak!?
Patrick: I mean SpongeBitch we are literal speaking sea creatures, I wouldn’t be surprised if land animals could speak too.
Sandy: now do you guys want some coffee?
SpongeBob: I mean I kinda just woke up so I think I’m gonna be going thank you
Sandy: OH FUCK NO, GET YO ASS BACK HERE!
*she grabs spongebob*
SpongeBob: AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK PATRICK HELP!!!
Patrick: 🍿🍿🍿
SpongeBob: oh you gotta be kidding me, AAAA
*3 seconds later*
Sandy: ok now that you are both sat down let’s both have some delicious coffee!
SpongeBob: I don’t want coffee right now *fakeass cry*
Sandy: UR GONNA DRINK IT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT
SpongeBob & Patrick: ………
Sandy: alright so let’s get started *places coffee cups down and pours coffee in*
SpongeBob: why does the coffee look so strong?
Sandy: it’s just a ingredient I use to make it look like that.
Patrick: HOORAY Coffee!
Category:SpongeBob On LS!
Category:Super Inappropriate
Category:Explicit