The Night/Transcript

[The sky fades to night time and the moon comes up]
The Moon: [Narrating] When darkness falls across the town.
[Shot cuts to Noodle, who is getting into bed]
The Moon: The people start to settle down. And into bed, they gently drift, unless they're on the nighttime shift.
[Cut to Brussel, who can be seen at his nighttime shift, smiling with one of his eyes twitching]
The Moon: When everyone has hit the sack.
[Cut to Coo who goes inside her cuckoo clock]
The Moon: And Nicholas has eaten his nighttime snack.
[Cut to Nicholas, who is sleepy while trying to eat his spaghetti but eventually falls asleep, his face falling on the plate of spaghetti. Nicholas can then be heard snoring]
The Moon: None-the-less.
[Shot cuts to JB falling asleep]
The Moon: When everything is tired and bleary, they spoon together snug but weary.
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. C sleeping together, Cuts back to the Moon]
The Moon: Off they drift to a distant place.
[Cut to Mr. Mailman getting into bed and falling asleep]
The Moon: Not bound by rules of time and space.
[Cut to Hush laying down inside his fishbowl]
The Moon: A place of wonder, of sounds and sights.
[The Eggs with Leggs sleep in bunk beds]
The Moon: A place of joy, of fear or frights.
[Cut to the Moon, at the Costume Coop]
The Moon: So join me now as we learn about the dreams of everyone in the Hills of Sprout.
[Camera fades into the Costume Coop interior right in front of Stitches' face]
Stitches: [Gasps, then leans back on his pillow while sighing] Bunji, do you sometimes get that weird feeling like you're falling when you're going to sleep?
[Camera zooms out, revealing that Stitches is in the coop window in outer space, falling down]
Stitches: [Screams] Oh, wait a minute. This is a dream. Nothing bad can happen. I'll simply wake up before I hit the ground.
[As he falls down, he hits a satellite, an airplane, Sharon, JB, the Playcare building, a suspended window cleaning ledge, and then the coop roof]
Stitches: [Beaten up] Uhn... finally.
[As he is about to hit the ground, Stitches wakes up in alarm but bumps his head on the top bunk, accidentally knocking himself out]
[We see Bunji sleeping in his cage, then he just dreams that the Costume Coop is filled with carrots]
[Chica, Mr and Mrs. C, and Kelly arrive]
Kelly: Stitches, Bunji, we're here!
Mrs. C: Hey, this is the Costume Coop, not the Carrot Coop!
Mr. C: ...But carrots are tasty! [He rips off part of a giant carrot and hands it to his wife] You want one?
Alex's mom (offscreen): Goodnight Alex
Alex: Goodnight mom.
[Falls asleep, and wakes up in his dream in a cramped house, with a clock ticking in the background. Alex is about to scream but screams really quietly]
[Cut to Banjo's bedroom. Camera zooms in on Banjo and fade into her dream. In her dream, she is sitting in a deck chair on a tropical beach, wearing a white sundress and holding a coconut-cup]
Banjo: Mmmm… [Yelps as the ground shakes]
[We cut back to the bedroom where it is revealed that the earthquake was caused by Miles' (offscreen) snoring. Banjo is still asleep but looks annoyed. We then cut back to Banjo's dream where she tries to resume her relaxation]
Banjo: Aah!... Ngh... AAAH!!
[A burst of wind suddenly blows away the deck chair and almost blows Banjo away, who manages to stick to the ground with her hands until she is blown away seconds later]
[We cut back to the bedroom where we see that the wind was also caused by Miles' snoring. Then resume Banjo's dream, standing a bit shocked on the ground]
Banjo: Whoah... Aaah!
[The ground moves into a vertical position, causing Banjo to fall back until the ground is horizontal again. Just as she gets back on her feet, a large tsunami washes her to the sea]
[We cut to Miles' bedroom, where we move on to the next dream]
[Pixie dust transition to Miles' dream. In his dream, he is walking outside with an umbrella]
Miles: Goin' outside on a rainy day,
Look up high and see what comes our way
The strangest things are coming from the sky
And people say it's red
[Red apples fall on top of the umbrella]''
[We cut back to the bedroom]
Miles: Mmm... apples!
[We see Brussel sleeping on the counter of his work, then he wakes up and sees Miles]
Miles: Hey Brussel, [singing] going outside on a rainy day
Look up high and see what comes our way
The strangest things are coming from the sky
And people say it's yellow
[Yellow bananas fall from the ceiling)
[Miles explodes. Brussel then wakes up]
Brussel: No dozing on the job, Brussel! Business doesn't sleep. [Looks around and sees he is in an apocalyptic wasteland.] Not a very convenient location for the Sprout Diner.
Old Brussel: Brussel... [Gets closer to Brussel through frame cuts] You have wasted your life...
Brussel: W-What?!
:: [Something explodes in the foreground. Brussel wakes up again, but sees himself naked and screams. Brussel wakes up for the third time but sees his mouthed stitched together so it sounds like a muffled scream. He then wakes up for the fourth time, in his bedroom]
Brussel: Ahh! I overslept! Wait! I don't get to sleep!
[Blinks with his right eye but it's actually Bean and Alfalfa snapping at his face to wake him up]
Bean: Hey, dad! Wake up! So, like I said, one grande cappuccino but with the milk, the coffee, the foam, and the cup on the side.
Brussel: Wait, what?
Alfalfa: Three doughnuts with extra cheese and four hot dogs without the skin on them.
Brussel: Uh, okay. [Starts to peel the skin off the hot dog] Wait a minute, this is another dream isn't it? One where I get tortured by stupid customers with insane demands! Well, guess what, this is my dream and I can do what I want in it!
[Brussel takes Alfalfa's heart necklace and puts it on himself while making chicken noises. Then he pats his butt, making more weird noises. He looks at Bean, slaps him, and rubs his body against her while purring like a cat. Then he jumps in between Bean and Alfalfa, and comes in and out of it mocking a cuckoo clock. Brussel kisses Alfalfa and starts to lick him but the scene cuts to Brussel in a jail cell screaming. The hobo can be seen sleeping in the same cell as him]
Brussel: Okay... I'll probably wake up soon... In three, two, one... now! What? No pixie dust? Doodly-doo-doo... Oh, gosh...!
[Cut to Patty sleeping, then she dreams about sleeping up high on a loft in her room; she falls out of the loft]
[Patty tries to get up, but fails]
Patty [unwell]: Mom, I don't feel so well! [coughs]
[Cut to Ricky sleeping, then can be seen that he dreams about playing Beethoven's fifth symphony his piano. Suddenly, he picks off one of the keys, which turn out to be edible, and takes a bite out of it]
Ricky: Mmm, tasty key! [He eats the rest of the piano]
[Cut to Curtis sleeping, then can be seen that he dreams about him, Patty, Ricky, Star, Banjo, Chica, and Noodle are as tiny as bugs and attempting to hide underneath his stand-up bass, Patty's microphone on a stand, and Ricky's piano]
[Noodle is sleeping in her bed, and in her dream she is walking down the hallway at Playcare, but notices she is naked]
Noodle: Oh, my gosh, I'm naked in the studio!
[Cut to full shot of Noodle's body pixelated as she covers herself. Noodle opens a plant as Nina and Chica approach]
Nina​​​​​​​​​​​: Thanks!
[Noodle tries to hide behind a closet, but Banjo arrives at it almost as soon as she opens it. She then tries another closet, but Bean approaches it as well]
Bean​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Thanks, Noodle!
[Noodle runs away. She then slides under a door but sees Star, Ricky, Brussel, Alfalfa, and M'Goats are having a meeting in the room she entered]
Star: ...Discuss appropriate work attire. I—
[Noodle quickly turns sideways, and the others do not see her]
Star: So, where were we?
[Noodle escapes the room and keeps running until she sees Miles and JB. She quickly crumples herself up and throws herself away. After they pass by, she gets out of the trash can, opens a locker and finds a pencil inside]
Noodle: Yes! [Tries drawing on herself] Why isn't it working?
[Scene changes back to her bedroom, where Noodle draws on herself while sleeping]
[Cut to Star sleeping, then can be seen that he dreams about joining the Eureeka's Castle characters up on stage at a mall. They sing a variant of the show's theme song.]
Magellan: Ready? One, two
Batly: One, two, three
Magellan, Batly, and Eureeka: Star-ar-ar
Batly: Who, me?
Magellan, Eureeka, and Star: No you, don't you see?
Magellan, Batly, and Eureeka: Star-ar-ar's Castle
Star: Star's Castle
Eureeka: Gee, what a wonderful place to be
Magellan, Batly, and Eureeka: Star's Castle, castle, castle, castle castle, Let us all play, Star, Star, 1, 2, 3
(Star and Eureeka fly out of the mall to Eureeka's Castle)
Star and Eureeka: Star's Castle
[Chica is in her nest hugging Baby Chick. We then go into the dream where Baby Chick is alive and Chica is a doll. Baby Chick seems to be feeding Chica, with creepy music playing in the background]
Baby Chick​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Here, would you like some more, Chica? [Keeps feeding her with the spoon but gets food all over her] Oh, look at you, you're all dirty! It's bath time! [She puts Chica under water in the bathtub] Still dirty. [Does it again] Let's play a little more.
[Baby Chick dries her with a blow dryer, plays with another toy pulling the Chica doll. Then Chica is attached to the car, and is being dragged on the road. She gets dumped in mud, a tennis ball hits her, she rips, and then Baby Chick hugs her]
Baby Chick​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: [Whispering] You're my best friend, Chica. Do you like me, too? [Pulls the string on Chica]
Chica doll: [Squeaking]
Baby Chick​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Never. [Hugs her]
[Scene cuts back to the Sunshine Barn and Baby Chick is alive]
Baby Chick​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: That was my dream.
[The camera cuts to Meeka and M'Goats sleeping. Then, in their dreams, Meeka is relaxing on a chair, and M'Goats is blowing away leaves. Then, M'Goats looks at his wife and blows her, chuckling. He blows at her again and starts laughing. He blows at her once more until Meeka throws a garden gnome at the blower that then explodes, covering him in soot. She laughs, provoking him into setting off sprinklers at her. They start throwing objects at each other. After that, they look around to see there is nothing else left to throw so they turn into Super Saiyans and use so much power, they explode out of bed]
[Cut to Bean (The Super Sproutlet Show)'s bedroom. Camera zooms in and fades into his dream where she is in a room. JB walks by]
Bean: Hey, JB. What's up?
[Camera zooms out, revealing Star and Chica standing next to her]
Bean: Guys, guys! Let's have a conversation right now!
Chica: [Makes (actual) chicken noises]
Star: [Makes cow noises]
Bean: No... no!
[Banjo walks in barking like an actual dog]
Bean: No! That's not fair!
[Camera zooms further out, revealing Nina, Miles, Patty, Ricky and Curtis as well, all communicating via animal sounds]
Bean: NOOOOO!!
[Cut to Nina sleeping on the crescent moon couch. Then we go to her dream]
Nina: Welcome back Sproutlets, tonight's adventure is all about-
[Star's puppeteer gets up]
Star's puppeteer: Can I please have some water?
[The fourth wall of the Goodnight Garden set comes down]
Person: Okay, here you go!
Nina: [Screams and wails in panic] My entire life is a lie! [Runs around the room before leaving it]
Person: Will somebody go check on her? Is she okay?
[Camera cuts to Nicholas' bedroom. Suddenly a still with a skull on a fiery background pops up for a split-second. It pops up again, and then finally fully shows up. This is followed by a chain of weird/disturbing scenes, including: strawberries/vegetables rotting, two unsettling clown statues, a clown making balloon animals out of Alan's parents, a hand with an eye in the center, and someone scraping their nails on a chalkboard. This is played with Giuseppe Verdi's Dies iræ from Messa da Requiem. Cut back to Nicholas, who is peacefully humming while asleep]
The Moon: Well, now you know what joy and fun is in the dreams of everyone.
[Camera cuts back to Brussel, still in jail]
Brussel: In three...two...one... [Snaps fingers] Oh...
The Moon: Well, almost everyone.
[Camera cuts back to the Moon over some citizen's homes]
The Moon: So, when to bed you have retired...
[Reginald pops up from a nearby window with lights turned on in his house]
Reginald: Quiet, you, I'm really tired!
The Moon: Just count yourself truly blessed...
[Sharon pops from her window with lights turned on in his house]
Sharon​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Hey, I'm trying to get some rest!
The Moon: As dreams abound all over town...
[Cut to Alex's mom at the window, upset and holding a sandal]
Alex's mom: Seriously, buddy, keep it down! [Throws one of her sandals at the moon]
The Moon: Enjoy— [Gets hit by Alex's mom's sandal] Enjoy this moment while it lasts, embrace whatever comes to pass. For the day's always kind of rough, because the night is never long enough.
[Immediately cuts to the next morning. Everyone's alarm clocks go off, and several citizens can be heard groaning]
[Episode ends]
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