Jesus's Heritage

== Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish: ==
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god. 
== Three proofs that Jesus was Irish: ==
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures. 
== Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican: ==
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual. 
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities. 
== Three proofs that Jesus was Italian: ==
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades. 
== Three proofs that Jesus was Californian: ==
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion. 
== Three proofs that Jesus was Black: ==
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
== Three proofs that Jesus was a Woman: ==
1. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of guys who just didn’t get it. 
2. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food. 
3. Even after He died, He had to get up because there was work to do.
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