Last Surprise

the Last Surprise- as archived by Famed Omniversal Historian Bilb Gimp. 
the Last Surprise was the final Surprise of the Omniverse, Occurring after the Penultimate Surprise (otherwise referred to as the Final Moment).
the Last Surprise occurred as the final stars were dissolving into Oblivion in the final seconds of Omniversal History. The Last Surprise entailed the cutting of an obtuse Earthian Fruit (known as “Watermelon” or “Lube” to Earth Historians”) . When the fruit was cut by Ghetsinian Fruiterer Moahtia-motsip-fishslurp IVX, the Fruiterer was shocked to find the supple interior flesh completely eaten away; instead being replaced with a foul garden serpent. This serpent had snuck into the Watermelon when the Fruiterer was not looking and Eaten its Bounty.
the Fruiterer suffered a heart attack but that didn’t matter as everything ceased to be several seconds later.
the Last Surprise is hypothesized among many Omniversal Scholars to have been a metaphor for the Omniverse itself; the watermelon representing life, nutrition, health, Legume and stability, with its health-giving flesh and hard, sturdy exterior. The Garden Serpent is said to represent Omniversal Rot; that propensity for destruction and death observed among many individuals including the Aubergine and Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.