The Traveling Baboon Show/Transcript

Fade to a wide shot of Pride Rock. Birds fly by in the distance. Hyraxes run through the grass.
Hyraxes 	*squeal*
 	The camera pans left to show some Pride Landers grazing. The Lion Guard walks by them.
Beshte 	Sure is nice and quiet around the Pride Lands today.
 	Bunga lifts a rock.
Bunga 	*grunts* You won't hear me complainin'! [Bunga grabs a grub from under the rock and eats it.] *munches*
Fuli 	No, but we will hear you chewing!
Sable antelope 	[from offscreen] *lows* [A sable antelope runs up to the Pride Landers and talks to them one by one. They run offscreen.] *lows*
 	The sable antelope runs offscreen.
Kion 	What's going on over there?
Ono 	Do you think something's wrong?
Kion 	I don't know. If there was, you'd think they'd come to us. [Ma Tembo runs by.] Ma Tembo? What's going on? Why are you running?
 	Ma Tembo pauses and looks over one shoulder.
Ma Tembo 	Sorry, Kion. Don't mean to be rude, but there's no time to talk.
 	Ma Tembo runs offscreen.
Bunga 	Whoa! That was one big elephant in one big hurry.
Kion 	Ono, see if you can see why.
Ono 	On it!
 	Ono takes flight.
Beshte 	[from offscreen] Is something chasing them?
Ono 	Negative! [Cut to several Pride Landers running across the savanna.] But they're not the only ones running!
 	Ono flies back down to the rest of the Lion Guard and flaps in place.
Fuli 	Well, if they're not running from something...
Kion 	They must be running to something! Let's find out what! Come on!
 	The Lion Guard runs off. Cut to a crowd of Pride Landers gathered beneath a large tree.
Ma Tembo 	I was so worried I'd miss it!
Thurston 	Me too! I was in a panic, let me tell you!
 	The Lion Guard approaches the crowd of Pride Landers.
Fuli 	I don't get it. What's the big deal? It's just a tree.
 	Bunga jumps up and swipes at some sausage fruit in the tree.
Bunga 	Maybe it's time for the sausage fruit to fall! You ever tasted these things? *smooches* Delicious! [A sausage fruit falls on Bunga's head.] *groans* [Bunga rubs his head.] I like 'em better on my inside than my outside.
 	Beshte walks up to Mbeya.
Beshte 	Hey, Mbeya!
Mbeya 	Oh, hi, Beshte.
Beshte 	[slowly] So...what's going on here?
Mbeya 	I heard that you gotta see these baboons. [Mbeya looks around.] Uh, do you see 'em?
Fuli 	Ugh! Baboons! What have they done now?
Kion 	Ono, check it out!
Ono 	Affirmative! [Ono takes flight. He flies into the tree and looks around.] Hmm. I don't see any– [Mwevi leaps past Ono.] *screams*
 	Mwevi flips out of the tree and lands on Fuli's back.
Fuli 	*grunts* Hey! Get off!
 	Mwizi flips out of the tree.
Ono 	*gasps* Hapana!
 	Mwizi lands on Mwevi's outstretched hands. They pose.
Pride Landers 	*exclaim*
Fuli 	I said get off, not invite a friend!
 	Bunga rolls up imaginary sleeves.
Bunga 	You heard the cheetah! Leave her alone!
 	Mwevi and Mwizi flip off Fuli's back, and Mwizi grabs onto one of the tree's branches with his feet. Mwevi leaps for Mwizi, and Mwizi swings him away.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*chatter*
Bunga 	Whoa! Look at 'em go!
 	Mwevi and Mwizi swing through the tree.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*chatter*
Kion 	Yeah, they're pretty impressive.
Ono 	Hmm, [Ono lands on Beshte's head.] maybe. But they need to watch where they're going.
 	Mwevi and Mwizi swing through the tree. They stop on a tree branch and pose.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*chatter*
Pride Landers 	*cheer*
Kion 	Who are these guys?
Fuli 	I'm confused. Are they attacking us, or what?
Bunga 	Shhh! Here comes another one.
 	Uroho swings out of the tree on a vine. He lands on the ground and waves.
Uroho 	Hello, everybody! You've just met the magnificent Mwevi and Mwizi! My name is Uroho, and we are [Mwevi and Mwizi drop down to stand beside Uroho.] the Traveling Baboon Show!
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi bow.
Pride Landers 	*cheer*
Uroho 	I'm so glad you could be here! Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule of eating, sleeping, and standing around! Or, if you're a zebra, [Uroho runs in place.] panicking and running!
Pride Landers 	*laugh*
Thurston 	Oh! It's funny because it's true!
 	Uroho flips onto Mbeya's horn. He balances one-handed on it.
Uroho 	Just don't try to horn in on the act, okay, buddy? *chuckles*
Mbeya 	*chuckles* I won't!
 	Uroho approaches Ma Tembo.
Uroho 	Beg your pardon, ma'am, but I think you forgot to unpack your trunk! [Uroho pulls a vine out of Ma Tembo's trunk.] *laughs*
 	Ma Tembo stares in shock.
Pride Landers 	*exclaim*
Uroho 	You think that was amazing? Oh, no. [Uroho throws the vine aside.] You ain't seen nothin' yet! [The Pride Landers exchange mystified glances. Mwevi and Mwizi dance to the beat, while Uroho stands in-between them.] You want to see amazing. You want to see some sights. *chuckles* Well, stay right here. Don't go nowhere. [Mwizi jumps onto Mwevi's outstretched hands and stands upside-down. They pose, while Uroho gestures to them.] Our show is filled with delight. [Uroho pulls a sausage fruit out of Ma Tembo's ear.] Prepare yourself for magic. [Uroho throws the sausage fruit to Mwevi and Mwizi, who are in the tree. They kick it back and forth.] Prepare yourself for thrills. [Mwevi kicks the sausage fruit to Bunga. Uroho approaches from behind Bunga.] But don't rely on just your eyes. [Bunga looks at Uroho, and Mwevi steals the sausage fruit out of his hands.] You might end up with some chills. [Uroho runs offscreen. Cut to Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi dancing in synchronization.] We're the Traveling Baboon Show. Prepare for what you don't know. [The Pride Landers dance to the beat. Mwevi and Mwizi hang down on vines on either side of Beshte. Uroho steals Ono off Beshte's back.] Things may seem clear. Then, they disappear, [Mwevi and Mwizi climb offscreen.] and you wonder, where did we go? [Cut to Mwevi juggling fruit.] We're the Traveling, [Mwevi tosses the fruit up to Mwizi, who is in the tree.] Traveling [Mwizi bats the fruit down to Uroho, who uses Ono's beak to catch it, like a shish kabob.] Baboon Show. [Mwevi and Mwizi approach Uroho, and they pose. Ono shakes the fruit off his beak in annoyance. He flies off and lands in-between Bunga and Fuli. Bunga dances to the beat.] Some call it entertainment. [Mwevi and Mwizi cover Bunga, Fuli, and Ono with giant leaves. They remove the leaves to reveal that Ono has disappeared.] Some call it crazy fun. [The camera rapidly pans right to show Uroho holding a giant leaf. He pulls it aside to reveal Ono.] We'll make you laugh. So, don't hold back...
Bunga 	*laughs*
Uroho 	...'cause then, we'll keep moving on. [Ono flies up to the tree and lands on a branch next to some galagos, who are dancing to the beat. One of the galagos drops offscreen. Ono looks down. Cut to Mwevi putting the galago under one of three gourd shells, while Bunga looks on. Mwizi moves around the gourd shells.] *laughs* [Bunga points to one of the gourd shells.] Yeah. [Mwizi picks up the gourd shell to reveal Ono. Bunga points and laughs silently, while Ono stalks away with a stormy expression. Cut to the Pride Landers dancing to the beat. Cut to Mwevi and Mwizi dancing on either side of Fuli. They switch sides by hopping over her back, and she glares. Mwevi, Mwizi, and Uroho cover a sable antelope with giant leaves. They remove the leaves to reveal a hyrax in the sable antelope's place. Mwevi makes a flower appear in his hand, while Thurston looks on in delight. Thurston eats the flower. Cut to Mwizi swinging a sausage fruit on a vine. Cut to Mwevi swinging a sausage fruit on a vine.] We're the Traveling Baboon Show. [Cut to Uroho dancing on a tree branch. The sausage fruits swing across the screen in the foreground.] Prepare for what you don't know. Things may seem clear. [The sausage fruits swing across the screen in the foreground. As they pass by Uroho, he disappears with them.] Then, they disappear...
Pride Landers 	Whoa!
 	Cut to Beshte, Fuli, and Kion staring in shock.
Uroho 	...and you wonder, where did we go? [Cut to Mwevi, Mwizi, and Uroho posing together.] We're the Traveling, [Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi duck offscreen. Mwevi and Mwizi swing across the screen on vines.] Traveling, [Uroho jumps back onscreen and poses.] Baboon Show. [Cut to Beshte dancing to the beat. Mwizi tosses Mwevi toward a vine. He grabs it and swings offscreen.] Mystery is all around us. [Cut to Uroho rooting through Bunga's mane.] Magic happens everywhere. [Grubs fly out of Bunga's mane. Cut to Uroho pulling Fuli and Ono close.] So, relax and enjoy this. [Uroho pulls Fuli and Ono in tight against him, to their discomfort.] We're gonna leave you without a care. [Ono glares at Uroho.] *laughs* [Cut to Mwevi and Mwizi sitting on vines and juggling sausage fruits. Uroho skids toward them.] We're the Traveling Baboon Show. [Cut to the Lion Guard. Beshte and Bunga dance to the beat, while Fuli, Kion, and Ono glare.] Prepare for what you don't know. [Cut to Uroho holding a sausage fruit.] Things may seem clear. [Uroho brings his hands together, making the sausage fruit disappear.] Then, they disappear, and you wonder, [Cut to Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi taking turns peering out from behind the tree trunk.] where did we go? [Cut to Mwizi landing on a disgruntled Fuli's back.] We're the Traveling Baboon Show. [Mwevi lands on Bunga's head. The camera pans up to show Uroho holding on to a giraffe's neck. Cut to Uroho striding onscreen, wagging a finger.] Prepare for what you don't know. [Uroho holds up two galagos.] Things may seem clear. [Mwevi and Mwizi place gourd shells over the galagos, then lift them to reveal that the galagos have disappeared.] Then, they disappear, and you wonder, [Cut to Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi dancing on a tree branch.] where did we go? [A sausage fruit swings across the screen in the foreground. As it passes, Mwevi and Mwizi disappear one by one.] We're the Traveling, [Cut to Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi posing on Ma Tembo.] Traveling, [Cut to Ono sitting on a tree branch.] Traveling, [Mwevi and Mwizi slide up to Ono and throw their arms around his shoulders.] Traveling, [Cut to Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi standing together.] Traveling [Mwevi and Mwizi swing across the screen on vines.] Baboon Show, [Uroho swings across the screen on a vine.] Baboon Show.
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi pose on their vines.
Pride Landers 	*cheer*
Ma Tembo 	Wonderful!
Thurston 	Hilarious!
Uroho 	Well... *chuckles* That's our show, folks! Thank you for coming out!
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi drop down to the ground. Uroho waves. The Pride Landers leave.
Bunga 	These guys are great!
Kion 	I know!
Fuli 	Mmm. They're okay for baboons, I guess.
Bunga 	You kidding? They're so funny!
Ono 	[sarcastically] Yes, they're hysterical. Ha, ha. [Ono preens his feathers.] *grunts*
Beshte 	At least you got to be a part of the act, Ono.
Bunga 	Yeah! Wonder if they need a honey badger for their act. "Bunga and the Baboons!"
Fuli 	Seriously?
Bunga 	I'm gonna go talk to 'em!
 	Bunga runs offscreen.
Kion 	Since they're visitors in the Pride Lands, I think it's my duty to say hello. Don't you?
 	Kion walks away.
Beshte 	Poa! Good idea, Kion!
 	Beshte and Fuli follow Kion.
Ono 	*sighs* If you say so.
 	Ono follows Kion. Cut to Bunga standing by Uroho, who is waving.
Bunga 	That was un-Bunga-lievable!
Uroho 	Glad you enjoyed that show!
Bunga 	[chuckling] Enjoyed it? I'll never look at sausage fruit the same way again! [in an aside to Uroho] You know, I know a honey badger who would be perfect for your act.
Uroho 	*chuckles* I'm sorry, but we don't have any openings right now.
 	Cut to a wide shot of Bunga and Uroho. Beshte and Kion are standing at Bunga's shoulder.
Bunga 	Oh, well. Your loss.
Kion 	Welcome to the Pride Lands. I'm Kion. I really enjoyed the show. You should come to Pride Rock [Cut to Uroho standing in-between Mwevi and Mwizi.] and perform for my mom and dad!
Bunga 	The royal family! Yeah, that's right. I know 'em. [Bunga leans on Kion.] No biggie.
Uroho 	[nervously] Oh, you're... You're the son of the king?
 	Cut to a wide shot of Beshte, Bunga, Kion, Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi. Fuli is standing by Beshte, while Ono is flapping in place nearby.
Beshte 	He sure is! And he's the leader of the Lion Guard! That's us.
Uroho 	[nervously] Uh, really? *chuckles* It's interesting, uh... Now, if you'll excuse us, we need to rest up for this next show.
Kion 	[uncertainly] Yeah, sure. We have to finish our patrol anyway. See ya!
Uroho 	[nervously] Yeah! *chuckles* Bye-bye! See you!
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi climb up into the tree. Kion turns and walks away.
Kion 	Come on, everybody. Let's go.
 	The rest of the Lion Guard follows Kion, save Bunga.
Ono 	Finally!
 	Bunga follows Kion.
Bunga 	I still think "Bunga and the Baboons" has a good ring to it.
 	Cut to the Lion Guard walking through the Pride Lands.
Beshte 	Anybody know how he made those other two baboons disappear?
Kion 	Nope. It was pretty amazing.
Ma Tembo 	[from offscreen] Lion Guard! Help!
Kion 	Sounds like Ma Tembo! Come on! 'Till the Pride Lands' end...
 	The Lion Guard runs offscreen.
Beshte, Bunga, Fuli, Kion, and Ono	Lion Guard defend!
 	Cut to several Pride Landers gathered beneath a bare-branched tree. The Lion Guard approaches.
Kion 	What is it, Ma Tembo? What's wrong?
Ma Tembo 	Just this morning, that tree had plenty of flowers and leaves!
 	Mbeya sidles up to Ma Tembo.
Mbeya 	Yeah! And there was lots of grass all around. Now, it's all gone!
 	Thurston approaches the Lion Guard.
Thurston 	Excuse me! I believe I was about to say something very important!
Mbeya 	Sorry.
Thurston 	There was scads and scads of grass! Everywhere! And now, it's all gone!
 	Fuli and Kion exchange glances. Cut to Bunga peering under a rock.
Bunga 	Whoa! So are all the bugs!
Ma Tembo 	Someone came and took it all!
Thurston 	You know what that means?
Fuli 	What?
Thurston 	I don't know. I'm asking you!
Ma Tembo 	It means there's a food thief in the Pride Lands!
Kion 	Hevi kabisa!
Bunga 	Eh, what's the big deal? There's plenty of food to go around!
Ono 	It's almost the dry season, Bunga. A lot of animals have to eat extra now to survive when less stuff is growing.
Beshte 	Like my dad always says, "It's not fair to take more than your share!"
Kion 	It's more than not fair, Beshte. It goes against the Circle of Life. Don't worry, Ma Tembo. The Lion Guard will figure out who did this and make sure it doesn't happen again!
Ma Tembo 	Thank you, Kion. Come, everyone. Let's find another place to eat.
 	The Pride Landers leave, save Thurston.
Kion 	Ono, fly up and get a closer look at that acacia tree!
Ono 	Affirmative! [Ono flies up to the tree.] Even the highest flowers and leaves are gone! [Ono turns to face the Lion Guard.] It must've been somebody really tall!
Bunga 	A giraffe! I knew it!
Fuli 	But the food thief flipped over that rock to get at the bugs. Could a giraffe do that?
Kion 	I doubt it. An elephant could, maybe, with his trunk.
Bunga 	An elephant! I knew it!
 	Ono lands next to Kion.
Ono 	Well, an elephant could use his trunk to grab flowers and leaves from the tree. But elephants don't eat bugs.
Beshte 	[from offscreen] Check this out, guys! [Cut to Beshte examining the ground around the tree.] Somebody ate this grass clear down to the ground!
 	Bunga approaches Beshte.
Bunga 	A zebra! I knew it!
Thurston 	I beg your pardon!
Kion 	Bunga, a zebra couldn't reach the high leaves and flowers.
Ono 	Plus, some zebras are afraid of...
 	As Thurston grazes, he notices a caterpillar on the ground.
Thurston 	*yelps* Panic and run! [Thurston runs offscreen.] Panic and run!
Ono 	...bugs.
 	Bunga picks up the caterpillar and waves after Thurston.
Bunga 	Thanks, buddy! [Bunga eats the caterpillar.] *munches*
Kion 	Okay. So, what does this all mean?
Fuli 	Well, the thief has to be somebody who'll eat just about anything.
Beshte 	Like Bunga! He'll eat anything!
Bunga 	You got that right! [realizing] But... But it wasn't me!
Kion 	We know that, Bunga. Hey! What if this isn't just one animal?
Fuli 	What do you mean?
Kion 	What if it's a group of animals who like to eat different things, all working together?
Bunga 	A group of different animals working together? That sounds weird.
Ono 	Uh, [Ono waves pointedly at Bunga.] hello?
 	Bunga waves at Ono.
Bunga 	Hi.
Pride Landers 	[from offscreen] *clamor*
Fuli 	What was that?
Kion 	Ono?
Ono 	On it!
 	Ono takes flight.
Pride Landers 	[from offscreen] *laugh*
 	Ono rolls his eyes.
Ono 	Hapana.
 	Ono lands in front of Kion.
Kion 	Well? What is it?
 	Ono rolls his eyes.
Ono 	Just another baboon show.
Bunga 	*gasps* Can we go? [Bunga jumps up and down excitedly.] Can we? Can we?
Kion 	I'd like to, but we need to figure out who took all the food.
Beshte 	[disappointed] Yeah. I guess you're right.
Bunga 	Sounds like a lot of animals over there! Maybe the thieves are there too. We ought to check it out!
Kion 	Hmm. Well...
Ono 	Don't listen to him. He just wants to see the show again!
Bunga 	So? Don't you?
Ono 	No thanks!
 	Ono turns his back on Bunga.
Bunga 	[in an aside to Beshte] He's still upset about the fruit on his head.
 	Ono whips back around to face Bunga.
Ono 	I am not!
Kion 	Sorry, Ono. I think Bunga has a point.
Bunga 	Yes! I have a point!
Kion 	Maybe we should check out the audience.
Fuli 	Eh. I guess we could see if anyone looks suspicious.
Bunga 	Yeah! Like, maybe they have grass on their face...or bugs in their teeth!
Beshte 	[excitedly] So, we can go?
Kion 	I don't see why not.
 	Beshte and Bunga run offscreen.
Beshte and Bunga 	*laugh*
Kion 	I guess we'd better follow them. [Fuli and Kion stroll after Beshte and Bunga.] See you there, Ono.
Ono 	If it's okay with you, I'd rather patrol from the air.
 	Kion pauses.
Kion 	You sure?
Ono 	Trust me. I've seen enough baboons for one day.
Kion 	Suit yourself. You know where to find us if you see anything.
 	Ono takes flight. Cut to Kion approaching a crowd of Pride Landers at the base of a tree.
Pride Landers 	*clamor*
 	Fuli and Kion join Beshte in the crowd.
Kion 	Where's Bunga?
Beshte 	Up there, making his dream come true!
 	Cut to Bunga on a tree branch. Uroho balances on his head while juggling three baobab fruits.
Bunga and Uroho 	*chuckle*
Fuli 	*laughs*
Pride Landers 	*laugh* *cheer*
 	Uroho flips out of the tree, lands on the ground, and catches two of the baobab fruits. Bunga jumps down next to him and catches one of the baobab fruits. He bows.
Bunga 	Thank you! Thank you so much!
Pride Landers 	*cheer*
Mbeya 	Wonderful!
Uroho 	*chuckles* All right. [to Bunga] And thank you for volunteering!
Bunga 	You kidding? My pleasure! [Bunga idly tosses the baobab fruit.] What're we gonna do next?
Uroho 	*chuckles* What you're going to do is [Uroho shoves Bunga toward the crowd.] join your friends in the audience.
Bunga 	[dejected] Oh. [perking up] Okay.
 	Bunga tosses the baobab fruit to Uroho and runs offscreen.
Pride Landers 	[chanting] Mwevi! Mwizi! Mwevi! Mwizi! Mwevi! Mwizi!
Uroho 	The magnificent Mwevi and Mwizi will return after a well-deserved rest! But, in the meantime, how about a little magic?
 	Uroho opens his hands, and butterflies fly out.
Pride Landers 	Ooh!
 	Cut to Ono flying away from the crowd.
Ono 	*scoffs* Those baboons must be picking on another poor, unsuspecting bird! [Ono flies past a tree. As he does so, Mwizi sticks his head out of the leaves.] *gasps* [Mwizi turns around to reveal that he is holding fruit.] Hapana! You're the food thief! [Mwevi sticks his head out of the leaves behind Ono and tosses fruit at him.] *grunts* [Mwevi and Mwizi disappear into the leaves. Ono flits around the treetop.] *grunts* Hey! Baboons! Come out! I caught you fair and square! *grunts* Where'd you go?
 	Cut to Mwevi and Mwizi cowering on a tree branch. Ono peers at them through a gap in the leaves.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	Mwevi and Mwizi flip out of the tree and land on the ground. Ono bursts out of the leaves and follows them. Cut to Mwevi and Mwizi running toward the crowd.
Ono 	Think you're getting away, huh? [Ono's vision flickers. Cut to his perspective. Mwevi and Mwizi disappear into the crowd.] Just wait 'till I tell Kion!
 	Ono lands next to Kion.
Ono 	Kion! Kion! I solved the mystery!
Fuli 	You did?
Pride Landers 	[from offscreen] *cheer*
 	Cut to Mwevi and Mwizi flipping down from the baboons' tree. They pose alongside Uroho. Mwizi whispers something to Uroho, whose expression turns sour.
Kion 	Well? Who is it?
Fuli 	Who's the thief?
Ono 	Well, it's... [A hand grabs Ono and pulls him offscreen.] *grunts*
 	Mwevi and Mwizi toss Ono back and forth.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*chatter*
Ono 	*yells* Whoa! Whoa!
 	Fuli and Kion exchange glances.
Beshte 	Go, Ono, go!
Bunga 	Awww! He's so lucky!
 	Cut to Ono struggling to escape Mwevi and Mwizi.
Ono 	It's them! It's them! The baboons are the food thieves! [Ono flaps into the air and glares down at Mwevi and Mwizi.] They're also very annoying!
Bunga 	No! That can't be right!
Ono 	Think about it. [Ono lands.] Baboons eat just about anything. They can climb trees and flip over rocks.
Beshte 	Hate to admit it, Little B, but it doesn't look good for the baboons.
Pride Landers 	*gasp*
 	Uroho waves his hands urgently.
Uroho 	Oh, no, no! [stuttering] You've got us all wrong!
Ono 	Plus, I caught them! [Ono gestures to Mwevi and Mwizi.] Those two do it during the magic act!
Pride Landers 	*gasp*
 	Bunga falls to his knees.
Bunga 	It can't be true!
Fuli 	Oh, come on, Bunga. Who are you gonna believe: your friend, Ono, or [In the background, Mwevi and Mwizi make innocent expressions.] a couple of baboons?
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whimper*
Bunga 	[stuttering] Well, where's all the food? Even I couldn't have eaten it all this fast!
Kion 	Beshte, go shake that tree.
Beshte 	You got it, Kion! [Beshte charges at the tree.] Twende kiboko!
 	Beshte rams into the tree trunk. Fruit falls out of the tree. A single fruit falls in front of Beshte.
Pride Landers 	*gasp*
Bunga 	*gasps* I feel so [Bunga puts a hand to his forehead.] betrayed.
Uroho 	Show's over, folks!
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi flee.
Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi 	*whoop*
Sable antelope 	*lows*
Kion 	Lion Guard! After them!
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi flee.
Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	The Lion Guard chases Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi. Uroho runs in one direction, while Mwevi and Mwizi run in the other. Cut to Fuli chasing Mwizi.
Mwizi 	*whoops*
 	Mwizi zig-zags as he runs. Fuli pounces at him, but he leaps out of the way. She collapses onto her stomach.
Fuli 	*grunts*
 	Cut to Kion chasing Mwevi. He bounds up several rocks.
Mwevi 	*whoops* [Kion chases Mwevi, only to pull up short at a tall rock. Cut to Mwevi balancing one-handed at the top of the rock. He waves down mockingly at Kion.] *whoops*
 	Cut to Bunga running toward Mwevi.
Bunga 	I can jump too, you know! Zuka zama!
 	Bunga uses one rock as a springboard and leaps toward Mwevi. He bumps into Kion, and they fall offscreen.
Bunga and Kion 	*grunt*
 	A thud is heard. Cut to Bunga and Kion in a heap on the ground.
Bunga 	Whoops. Sorry, Kion.
Mwevi 	*whoops*
 	Mwevi leaps offscreen. Cut to Beshte chasing Uroho.
Beshte 	Just give up and say you're sorry!
Uroho 	Sorry... *chuckles* But I'm not sorry!
 	Uroho hops over a rock. Ono swoops down toward him.
Ono 	You will be!
 	Cut to Mwevi and Mwizi hopping over a herd of sable antelope.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whoop*
Sable antelope 	*low*
 	Uroho runs after Mwevi and Mwizi. The sable antelope stampede in all directions. The Lion Guard runs onscreen.
Bunga 	Hey!
 	The Lion Guard skids to a halt.
Fuli 	Look out!
 	Cut to Ono flying. He begins to flap in place, and his vision flickers. Cut to his perspective. Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi cross a log over a river.
Ono 	They made it across the river!
 	Cut to some sable antelope stampeding along the river.
Sable antelope 	*low* [Two sable antelope fall into the river.] *low*
 	Cut to the Lion Guard struggling to make their way through the sable antelope stampede.
Bunga 	Come on, anty-lanty-lopes! Let us through!
 	Ono lands in front of the Lion Guard.
Ono 	Everyone! Everyone! Two of the antelopes fell into the water!
Kion 	We'll need to pull 'em out!
Bunga 	But the baboons!
Kion 	Forget the baboons! Come on! [The Lion Guard charges off. They approach the river and watch as the two sable antelope are swept downstream.] Beshte! Bunga! You know what to do! [Beshte and Bunga run offscreen.] Fuli, you're with me!
 	Kion runs off, and Fuli follows.
Fuli 	Got it!
 	Beshte jumps into the river, with Bunga riding on his back.
Beshte 	Twende kiboko!
Sable antelope 	*lows*
 	Bunga catches one of the sable antelope as it drifts toward him. Cut to Fuli and Kion approaching the riverbank. The other sable antelope is swept downstream toward them.
Sable antelope 	*lows*
 	Fuli and Kion catch the sable antelope by its horns.
Fuli and Kion 	*grunt*
 	Cut to Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi fleeing toward the Outlands. Ono flies into frame.
Ono 	Hmm...
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi run into the Outlands.
Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	Cut to the Lion Guard and the sable antelope standing by the river.
Beshte 	There you go, fellas! High and dry!
 	The sable antelope run off.
Sable antelope 	*low*
 	Ono lands in front of the Lion Guard.
Ono 	Well, the baboons are gone for sure. They're in the Outlands.
Kion 	At least we got them out of the Pride Lands. Not our problem anymore.
 	Fuli rolls her eyes.
Fuli 	Ugh. Baboons.
Bunga 	Yeah. Baboons.
 	Cut to Cheezi and Chungu in the Outlands. The volcano is in the distance.
Cheezi 	Mmm! You know what would taste good right about now?
Chungu 	Anything!
Cheezi 	That's what I was gonna say!
Cheezi and Chungu 	*laugh*
 	Circus music plays in the distance.
Cheezi 	You hear that?
Chungu 	What is it?
Cheezi 	I don't know. But it's catchy. Let's check it out!
 	Cheezi runs off. Chungu follows. After the hyenas leave, Mwevi and Mwizi run onscreen.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whoop* [Mwevi and Mwizi enter the volcano.] *whoop*
 	Mwevi and Mwizi look around. Mwevi picks up a bone and examines it. He tosses it aside. Janja strides into frame on a ledge in the background.
Janja 	Well, well! [Mwevi and Mwizi whip around to face Janja.] Uninvited guests! I got just two questions: [Mwevi waves innocently at Janja.] what are you doin' here... [Janja jumps down from the ledge.] and which one of you am I gonna eat first?
 	Mwevi and Mwizi flee.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	Janja chases Mwevi and Mwizi. He lunges at them, but they dodge out of the way, and he hits a wall.
Janja 	*grunts*
 	Mwevi and Mwizi flee.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	Janja chases Mwevi and Mwizi.
Janja 	You ain't gettin' away that easy!
 	Cut to the Lion Guard walking through the Pride Lands. Bunga rides on Beshte's back.
Bunga 	Too bad those baboonies turned out to be thieves! Still, you gotta admit, they were funny!
Ono 	Were they really?
Beshte 	Well, it was pretty funny when they juggled you like a sausage fruit.
Bunga 	Funny? That was hilarious! *laughs* Now, I can't even remember why I was mad at them!
Fuli 	Oh, well, maybe because they were stealing food and treating us like fools!
Bunga 	*laughs* [Bunga's laughter tapers off.] Oh, right.
Kion 	*chuckles* Yeah.
 	Ono flies past Kion.
Ono 	*scoffs* I've heard enough about those baboons!
Kion 	Don't worry about it, Ono. It's not like we'll ever see them again!
 	Cut to Ono flying.
Ono 	What? [Ono's vision flickers. Cut to his perspective. Janja chases Mwevi and Mwizi through the Outlands.] Kion, I think you spoke too soon. [Ono lands in front of Kion.] Guess who I just saw Janja chasing across the Outlands?
Bunga 	Wait, wait! Don't tell me! Was it a fish? No, probably not a fish.
Ono 	It was those two baboon acrobats!
Fuli 	Serves 'em right. Baboons...
Beshte 	Awww, come on, Fuli.
Kion 	The Outlands isn't our territory, Ono.
Fuli 	[smugly] Exactly!
Ono 	*sighs* I can't believe I'm saying this, but... [Ono turns to face Kion.] they wouldn't be in the Outlands if it weren't for us. We're the ones who chased them there!
Kion 	[grudgingly] Yeah. You're right, Ono. Lion Guard, we gotta save 'em.
 	Bunga jumps into the air excitedly.
Bunga 	Yeah, now, you're talking, Kion!
Fuli 	*sighs* Okay. But I don't have to like it.
Kion 	Wouldn't expect you to, Fuli. Now, let's go!
 	The Lion Guard runs off. Cut to Uroho juggling fruits for two lizards and a mouse in the Outlands. He finishes the act and bows. The lizards and mouse stare at him blankly.
Uroho 	Wow. What a great audience! Please, just hold your applause 'till the end.
 	Cheezi and Chungu run up.
Cheezi 	Hey! [The lizards and mouse run off.] Is this where the catchy sounds were comin' from?
Uroho 	Oh, it sure is! *chuckles* All part of the show! Step right up, and take a seat! [Cheezi and Chungu sit.] Um, oh, you wanna hear a joke? I got a joke! Um... Two hyenas go to the watering hole to take a bath...
Cheezi and Chungu 	*laugh*
Cheezi 	That's hilarious!
Chungu 	Hyenas takin' a bath!
 	Cut to Janja chasing Mwevi and Mwizi.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	Mwevi and Mwizi hop onto Cheezi and Chungu's heads, then keep fleeing. Janja does the same, squashing them.
Cheezi 	Janja! [Janja pauses on a rock next to Uroho.] Are you a part of the act?
Janja 	No, fur-brain! Grab that baboon!
 	Janja runs off. Uroho smiles innocently.
Chungu 	*chuckles* But he's funny!
Janja 	Who cares if he's funny? He's food!
Cheezi 	Oh!
 	Cheezi and Chungu stand.
Chungu 	Oh!
 	Uroho waves his hands urgently.
Uroho 	Wait, wait, wait, wait! One last joke! What do you call hyenas covered in mud?
Chungu 	Uh, I give up. What?
Uroho 	You!
 	Uroho jumps onto the edge of his rock, and it lands in the mud, splattering Cheezi and Chungu. Uroho flips away.
Cheezi 	I don't get it.
Chungu 	Hey!
 	Uroho flees. Cheezi and Chungu chase him.
Cheezi 	*cackles* [Cheezi pauses on a rock.] I just got it! Look! We're covered in mud!
 	Cut to Ono flying. His vision flickers. Cut to his perspective. Janja, Cheezi, and Chungu chase Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi through the Outlands.
Ono 	*gasps* Hapana! [Cut to Beshte, Bunga, Fuli, and Kion on the edge of the Outlands, while Ono flaps in place nearby.] I found them!
Kion 	Thanks, Ono! Lead the way!
 	Ono flies off. The rest of the Lion Guard follows. Cut to Janja chasing Mwevi and Mwizi.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	Janja lunges at Mwevi and Mwizi, but they dodge out of the way, and he hits a wall.
Janja 	Stop doin' that!
 	Mwevi and Mwizi high-five. Uroho slides onscreen.
Uroho 	I don't know if you noticed, but there's two more of 'em!
 	Uroho runs offscreen. Mwevi and Mwizi follow, as Janja lunges at them again. Janja, Cheezi, and Chungu chase Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi around a clearing.
Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	Janja pauses and watches Cheezi and Chungu struggle to catch Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi.
Janja 	*groans* Hold still!
 	Cut to Cheezi and Chungu stumbling around, dizzy.
Chungu 	Whoa! Janja! I'm gettin' dizzy!
Cheezi 	Me too!
 	Mwevi and Mwizi run by. Cheezi and Chungu lunge at them, only to run into each other.
Cheezi and Chungu 	*groan*
Janja 	Ugh. Fur-brains!
 	Uroho motions for Mwevi and Mwizi to follow him.
Uroho 	Guys, this way!
 	Uroho enters a cave. Mwevi and Mwizi follow.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whoop*
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi run into a dead-end.
Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi 	*whoop*
Janja 	*cackles* [Cut to Janja, Cheezi, and Chungu standing in the cave entrance.] Thanks for makin' this so easy! *chuckles* Check it out, boys! A baboon buffet!
 	Uroho cowers behind Mwevi and Mwizi.
Mwevi and Mwizi 	*whimper*
Kion 	[from offscreen] Stop right there, Janja!
 	Janja looks over one shoulder.
Janja 	Kion?
Kion 	[from offscreen] Step away from the baboons!
 	Cut to the Lion Guard standing outside the cave. Janja strides out of the cave.
Janja 	Hey, hey, they started it! I caught 'em stealing from me!
Beshte 	And for that, they deserve to get eaten?
 	Cheezi and Chungu sidle up to Janja.
Chungu 	Makes sense to me.
Kion 	Lion Guard. Time to save those baboons. Now!
 	The Lion Guard charges at Janja, Cheezi, and Chungu. The hyenas charge at the Lion Guard.
Janja, Cheezi, and Chungu 	*growl*
 	Beshte knocks Chungu aside with his snout.
Chungu 	*grunts*
 	Cheezi squares off against Fuli. Bunga knocks him aside.
Bunga 	Zuka zama!
 	Kion tackles Janja and kicks him into a heap with Cheezi and Chungu.
Kion 	Had enough, Janja?
Cheezi and Chungu 	*sob*
Kion 	Fine. [Kion jerks his head.] Then beat it!
Janja 	Yeah, we're goin'. But you baboons stay out of my den!
 	Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi cower while peering out from the cave. Cut to Janja, Cheezi, and Chungu running toward the volcano.
Chungu 	Hey, Janja, you wanna hear a joke? A hyena takes a bath!
Cheezi and Chungu 	*laugh*
 	Uroho approaches the Lion Guard.
Uroho 	I can't believe you came all this way to save us. Now, we feel bad. What can we do to pay you back?
 	Kion thinks.
Kion 	I've got an idea.
 	Cut to a pile of fruits and grubs. Uroho grabs a fruit. Cut to a long line of Pride Landers in front of Uroho, who is standing at the base of a tree. He tosses the fruit into Mbeya's mouth.
Uroho 	Step right up, folks! Plenty of food to go around!
 	Cut to Beshte, Bunga, Kion, and Ono standing nearby.
Beshte 	Poa! Great idea, Kion.
Kion 	Thanks, Beshte.
 	Ma Tembo approaches Uroho.
Uroho 	Something for every taste! There's also entertainment! Just think of it as dinner and a show!
 	Uroho bows and hands a baobab fruit to Ma Tembo.
Ma Tembo 	Thank you. Very gracious of you.
Bunga 	See, Fuli? These baboons aren't so bad after all! [Bunga looks around.] Fuli?
Fuli 	[from offscreen] *giggles*
Kion 	I think she agrees with you, Bunga!
 	Fuli jumps out from behind the baboons' tree. Uroho, Mwevi, and Mwizi pose around her.
Beshte 	[from offscreen] *laughs* Go, Fuli!
Bunga 	[from offscreen] Whoo!
Kion 	[from offscreen] *laughs*
Fuli 	*laughs*
Kion 	What about you, Ono? Changed your mind about the baboons?
Uroho 	[from offscreen] Ono, heads up!
Ono 	Huh? [A grub flies into Ono's mouth, buzzing.] *gulps* I suppose they're okay. [Mwevi grabs Ono off Beshte's back.] *grunts*
 	Mwevi and Mwizi toss Ono back and forth, while the Pride Landers look on.
Beshte 	Yeah!
Bunga 	Go, Fuli!
Kion 	Go, Ono!
Ono 	[prolonged] Hapana!
 	The credits roll.
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