2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers Season 2 Complete Full Length Version by Abomagoonios Entertainment Inc.

What's going on here? What do you mean, Sam? There's four DreamWorks Animation logos where there's supposed to be one and the screen doesn't look right. That's because we're appearing in negative images. Oh, that explains it. Hey Mary, who turned out the lights? I think I like it this way, Mike. We can make out and no one can see us. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Guy, what is the meaning of this? Everything's gone black and white, Sam. The budget isn't that tight, Guy. Give me some color! Now! All right already! Sheesh! I get blamed for everything going wrong around here! Why must you always be such a buttwipe, Sam? I'm not a buttwipe, you sonofagun! And shush the sheesh! Hey Abby, check it out! We're in neon! This is wild! Really psychedelic! Guyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Guy! Quit futzing around with the screen image and get the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo right, you dig? Oooh, what a grouch! Hey Hank, did you notice something odd here? Yeah, Jimmy. The picture was backwards. It's getting colder in here. I agree. Feels like the Arctic Circle in here. Brrrrr! All right, who's futzing around with the thermostat? It was getting too hot in here, Sam. Did you expect our studio to feel like a desert? If you two perverts don't turn the thermostat up again, I promise you you'll get plenty of heat! Microsoft Sam! Leave your hate-criminal tendencies at home! I'm the boss and I'll do whatever I freakin' well please, Fatso! I don't care! No more venting hate around here! And stop calling me "Fatso!" [ZOOM] [CRASH!!] SECURITY!!! [Guy] All right, Sam! If you want heat, I'll give you plenty of it! Not again, Guy! The Viacom V of Doom, Screen Gems S from Heck and the B Backwards-N D Mask of Guo Xiang combined can't scare me the way they did before. Jeez! They put Sam in the hospital last time, and this time, no soap! I'll have to use more drastic measures. Guy, Guy, Guy, why don't you just give up? That Klasky-Csupo robot doesn't scare me either. Oh my goodness, Sam! Don't tell me I've lost my touch! I'm tough enough to handle anything scary you can throw at me. By the way, why do you have the thermostat turned way up? It feels like Death valley in here. You must be out of your mind, Sam! I didn't even touch it! Then why are we all sweating our butts off in here? Does this answer your question? Eek! It's the Devil! Lord God, have mercy on me! Don't mention the Almighty to me! I've got plans for all of you myself. No wonder it felt hot as heck in here. You'd better have an explanation for this heating trend, Lucifer. You bet I do, Sam, and after I'm done here, you'll all bow down before me! That's as far as you go, you mangy old Devil! If you want Sam, you'll have to get me first, and you wouldn't want to mess with me. Ha ha ha ha ha! That's a laugh! I just want to see you try and shove me aside! Ha ha ha ha ha! All right, you infernal goon! You asked for it! [BOOM!] [Devil] Oh crap! Crap crap crap crap crap! Beaten again! Next time, I WILL get what I want with you! Famous last words! If that mangy old Devil shows up again, we'll call on God to deal with him. [CRASH!!] Oh bother! Methinks we screwed up again! Youthinks right, Guy, but I'll forgive you this time. Let's take the rest of the day off while our repair crews fix the damage. [Mike] Just when we had it licked, we get hit with more bloopers. [Mary] Don't worry about it, Mike. Let's go out for a snack. [Google Translate] Sounds like a good idea. Wanna go Dutch, Sam? [Sam] I'd love to, Google Translate, as long as Guy picks up the tab. Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Guy] Tantrum is coming on. No no no no no no no no dangit dangit dangit dangit! Microsoft Sam, I wish you would stop cleaning out my wallet every time we go out to eat you *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! Places, everybody. Is the new Moon Guy ready? Just call me Scotty. [Sam] Okay, Scotty, roll it! Uh, Scotty? Yeah, Sam? This is the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo we're doing. The DreamWorks Animation SKG logo doesn't come along until 2010. I'm no clock-watcher! Sheesh! Shush the sheesh! McDonald's. I'm lovin it. I'm hating it. Scotty, this is supposed to be 2019, and that McDonald's logo is from 1982. Oh, Mister Particular! Everything's gotta be just right! What a buttwipe! I am not a buttwipe! Regency Enterprises. I'll bet he's dreaming of Regency Enterprises. Is "Alvin and the Chipmunks" on? I wonder what prank he'll pull on Alvin, Simon and Theodore as well. I know nothing. I know something. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaam? Yes, I bellowed, Scotty! Are you acting like your brother Guy, the former Moon Guy? I forgot to mention that he and I are twins. Yeah, and with matching brains too! Now let's get on the stick! All right! Judas Priest, you can really be such a buttwipe! Take it easy, Sam. Don't get upset. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! I'm not a buttwipe! If anybody here's a buttwipe, it's Microsoft Mike, not me, you hear me? You moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm okay, Google Translate. Why do I always get feeble-minded guys to run the logo? [Google Translate] There, there, Sam. Scotty's new here. Give him time, okay? [Sam] All right. Let's continue with the DreamWorks Animation Ident. Capri Sun. It must be time for drink a juice. No thanks. Scotty, do you work for Kraft? No sir. Then why did you send the Kraft logo in here instead of the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo? Just give me a chance! Mr. DreamWorks can't afford any more flunkies working for him. Now, unless you want your name in the obituaries tomorrow... Are you threatening me? Just do what I say, capeesh? [Scotty] All right, Sam, you asked for it! If you think you can scare me with the Viacom V of Doom, the Screen Gems S from Heck, the B Backwards-N D Mask of Guo Xiang and the Klasky-Csupo Robot all at once, Scotty, you've got another think coming! Microsoft Sam! You mean to say you're immune to scary logos? There is nothing on earth that can scare me now. Now you listen to me: what you need is the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. You hear me? DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks Animation! [Scotty] All right, Sam. If you insist on running this place as if it were your own personal sweatshop, choke on THIS! [ViD Theme] Hey Sam, I'm the Blue Screen of Death! Surrender your soul! Now! Great googley-moogley! Not the Blue Screen of Death! Yes, the Blue Screen of Death! You must obey your true lord and master... Satan! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLP! Don't worry, Sam. I can defeat this mongrel for you. Get away from Sam, interferer, or I'll dump all over you! Don't get filthy with me! Take that! [BOOM!!] [Google Translate] It's all right, Sam. I've destroyed the Blue Screen of Death. You have nothing to worry about. [Sam] Thank heavens! [ViD Theme] Eek! It's the Devil and the She-Devil! Lord God, have mercy on me! Please! [Devil] Spare the pleading for mercy, you bimbos! [She-Devil] We've come for Microsoft Sam. What do you want from me, infernal sowers of evil seeds? [Devil] Only one thing we want from you, Sam: your soul! Surely you jest, Mr. and Mrs. Mephistopheles! You know you have no conclusive proof against me, and there is not a thing you can do about it. [She-Devil] Don't call me Shirley! [Devil] We really do have conclusive proof against you, only you're not allowed to know what it is until after you've died. [She-Devil] That is a rule that cannot be broken, and you're justly sentenced to an eternity in Heck! What? An eternity in Heck? No no no no no no no no no no no no nooooooooooooooooo! [Devil] Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What's going on here? You two leave Microsoft Sam alone! You cannot convict on hearsay alone, nor can you torment any soul without showing conclusive proof against him! [She-Devil] If you keep interfering, we will have no choice but to dump all over Sam and his friends! Defy My Authority and I will come down on you HARD! H-A-R-D! [Devil] Scandal above all scandals, even the Penn State scandal! Shall we let Sam and his friends have it? [She-Devil] Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! How dare you! Eeeeewwww! Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! [Sam barfing] How dare you soil us! Eeeeewwww! Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! [Mike barfing] I agree with Mike! How dare you! Eeeeewwww! Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] How dare you two get filthy with me! Eeeeewwww! Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! [Google Translate barfing] How dare you spewers of filth defy me! Take that! [BOOM!!] Sam and his friends are all cleaned up now. Now I send these two pieces of trash back where they belong! [CRASH!!] The Devil and the She-Devil have been sent back where they came from. You can resume your DreamWorks Animation logo now. Thanks. [Sam] Okay, Scotty, roll it! Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed. Youthinks right, Scotty. Let's try again. Big Ticket Television? That's from 1996. This is supposed to be 2019. Sorry, wrong number. That's All Folks of Looney Tunes? Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe meet Bugs Bunny. Oops! I forgot the rest of the match! He's right, Sam. You were so intent on trying to get the logo right, you forgot about the rest of the match. Well, I guess I'll allow it. [Sam] Scotty, my boy, you're starting to get the hang of it. Now, if we add the DreamWorks caption with a Comcast byline and the moon, we've got it right down Broadway. [Scotty] Don't mention Broadway, Sam. I was in only one production there, and they shut it down quickly. [Sam] And what was that? [Scotty] "Null and Void." It was cancelled before it even got started. [Sam] Why does this always happen to me? Other directors get real prop men and I'm stuck with the buttwipe. [Scotty] I AM NOT A BUTTWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!! Sam? Sam? Has anybody seen Sam? Not in the last five minutes, Google Translate. He's probably giving a pep talk to Scotty, showing him what it means to be a Moon Guy. Well, let's get started. Roll camera! Cue the logo! Where's the Comcast byline? There's a DreamWorks on the logo, but I don't see a Comcast byline. I'd say it's a case of whoa B-gone! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Whoa B-gone! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The Comcast byline is here, but the DreamWorks is gone. Sam probably used the DreamWorks to swat at the Comcast byline after it stung Scotty. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Very funny, LH Michelle! Hi, Sam. You're a little late, aren't you? I had to give Scotty some Moon Guy training. I'm ready when you are, Sam. [Sam] Okay, Scotty, roll it! A moon without captions. A town without pity. Where's the captions, Scotty? [Scotty] Here they come, Sam. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaam? Yes, I bellowed, Scotty! The captions are supposed to go with the moon! Didn't I tell you that during your Moon Guy training? Microsoft Sam! Give me a break already! You heard him, Sam! Why must you always treat him as if he were in a United States Marines boot camp? That's none of your business, Fatso! DON'T CALL ME "FATSO!" [ZOOM] [CRASH!] SECURITYYYY! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, Security Man. I want you to throw Beulah out of here! I'm sorry, Sam! I promise I won't throw you across the room again! I just hate being called "Fatso," that's all! Have mercy on me! Please! Beulah, you're fired! Security Man, throw here out of here! NOW!! [Beulah] Put me down! I demand that you put me down! [Security Man] You don't work here any more, Beulah! Out you go! [Beulah falling] [LOUD CRASH!!] Sam, you homicidal maniac! Bring Beulah back here NOW! You know I love her! Never! I'm the boss and I'll do what I want here, understand? That's it, Sam! I quit! Goodbye forever! Scotty, come back here right now, or you're fired! Too late, Sam. Scotty already left. Oh bother! Who am I gonna get at this late date to be the Moon Guy? Don't sweat it, Sam. Jimmy and I can handle it. Anybody's better than that dime-a-dozen bum. [Hank] He's not a dime-a-dozen bum, Sam. [Sam] That's a lie! Now what's this? This is supposed to be a DreamWorks Animation Ident, isn't it? Yeah, but the logo is supposed to be 2019, capeesh? Picky, picky, picky. No! No! No! No, no, no, no, no! Now listen! DreamWorks Animation, you hear me? DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks as in Wisenheimer, Animation as in Blockhead! DreamWorks Animation! Calm down, Sam. You know they're trying so hard... ...maybe a little too hard. You stay out of this, you lesbian harlot! Take it easy, LH Michelle. Sam's just a little upset. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on now. No no no no no no no no! Microsoft Sam, don't you dare call me a lesbian harlot! I'm not a lesbian nor am I a harlot, so stop it, you hear me? Stop it, you dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy! [BOOM!!] LH Michelle, are you all right? Just a little shaken-up, Google Translate. I think Sam owes me an apology. That's okay, Michelle. Sam always seems to get upset over the slightest things, but I know how to calm him down. Well, I never thought I'd expect to see LH Michelle throw a tantrum like that. Scotty! Back so soon? What happened? I had to take Beulah to the hospital. The doctor says she's sustained multiple injuries in her fall, but she'll recover soon. She says she's sorry for throwing you across the room. Tell her I accept her apology and she's re-hired as soon as she recovers. Good. She's also filed an assault and battery lawsuit against the Security Man. Oh bother! Well, let's get this ident started. [Scotty] Roger Wilco. Hey look! A queen bee! I agree, Abby, that's the Queen Bee Productions logo. I think I have a craving for a queen bee. Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed. Youthinks right, Scotty. Well, at one time Renaissance Pictures owned the rights to all color 2019 DreamWorks Animation movies released before August 1999. True. You know, Sam, there's one thing that hasn't happened yet in this video. And what's that? Sam hasn't been scared out of his skull by a logo. Oh really? What about the next one that's coming up? [Announcer] You can be sure... ...if it's Westinghouse. Eee-aaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhh! Get that Westinghouse logo out of here! And if you scare me again, I'll have your Moon Guy license revoked! Scared you, didn't I, Sam? Well, I'm on the right track! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You scared Sam? He's not the only one. Abomagoonios told us he used to have nightmares about Westinghouse commercials when he was a kid. That makes two of them. If Sam and Abomagoonios don't surrender their souls to the Devil, I will dump all over both of them! And make them throw up? No way, Jose! Don't interfere, Google Translate, or I'll dump all over you as well! Don't you get filthy with me! Take that! [BOOM!!] [Google Translate] You don't need to worry, Sam. I put that logo in its place. [Sam] Good. [NBC Chimes] It's the NBC Snake again. Next thing you know, they'll say "Brought to you in Living Color." [Announcer] Brought to you in Living Color. [Sam] Now cut that out! [Scotty] In the words of Steve Martin, well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me! [Sam] Hey! What's going on? It's curfew, Sam. According to the new company rules, we shut down power at 9 P.M. to save on energy costs. What energy costs? The energy costs that skyrocket every time one of you throws a tantrum. According to alchemistmuffin, that's a lie! He says tantrums do NOT cause energy costs to skyrocket, and if Abomagoonios keeps denying it, he'd be guilty of perjury. Abomagoonios says that no jury in the world would convict him, and we have the receipts to prove it. Well, since it's curfew, we may as well go home. [Google Translate] I have an idea, Sam. There's a motel area near the studio. We can rent a room and spend the night there. [Sam] Great idea, Google Translate. [Scotty] Can I spend the night there too? [Google Translate] There's only room for two people. [Sam] That lets you out, Scotty. [Scotty] Sheesh! [Sam] And shush the sheesh! [Scotty] And who's to tell me to shush the sheesh if I don't want to? [Google Translate] Don't get upset, Scotty. There's an extra bed in the motel room. [Sam] Great idea, Google Translate. We can share the deluxe bed and Scotty can use the crib. Hahahahahahahahah! [Scotty] Oh bother! Uh, Jimmy? Yes, Google Translate? Don't you think there's something wrong with the logo? The captions are the right ones, aren't they? Yes, but the logo should be 2019. A capital suggestion. A capital ship for an ocean trip. Fuzzy Door Productions? No wonder Mary and I, it must be time for "Family Guy." Must be where Scotty used to work before he came here. He was a dumb waiter! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's my boyfriend you're talking about, Mary, so be careful. Sorry, Beulah. I'm hoping they can get a settlement in court over the tantrum issue. Me too. But you know the name of the restaurant Mike and Mary ate at last night: Chez Monyou. Chez MonyoU! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I think I had Underdog Productions. Cruising through the gulfstream. Is Stoopid Monkey contagious, Abby? I hope not, but I hear that after Mike and Mary dined at Chez Monyou, they got it in bed. That's very nasty, Abby. Sorry, Mike. Don't remind me! You're making me sick! Eeeewwww! Eeeeeeeeewwww! [Barfing] Underdog Productions jokes make ME sick too! Eeeewwww! Eeeeeeeeewwww! [Barfing] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What's so funny, Jimmy? The name of that restaurant! Chez Monyou! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Chez Monyou! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Jimmy, there are two things wrong here. Name them. The logo should display "2019," not "1997." I thought it meant "Vice-President." Also, these are 2019, and the caption is from 1997. In the words of Steve Martin, and as quoted by many, well excuuuuuuuuuuse meeee! [ViD theme] [Devil] Surprise! [She-Devil] You didn't expect to see us again, did you? Eek! It's the Devil and the She-Devil! Lord God Almighty, have mercy on us! [Devil] Please don't say that around us! It makes our tails grow limp! What are you two imps doing here? [She-Devil] We've come for Microsoft Sam. Sam's not here. He and Scotty are in court, defending themselves against a charge of lying about tantrums. The prosecution claims Sam and Scotty's statements about tantrums causing a spike in energy costs is a fabrication. [Devil] That's a claim we know to be true. [She-Devil] It's a well-known fact that the act of throwing a tantrum does not cause energy costs to skyrocket. It's not the tantrums themselves, but the explosions generated by them that make energy costs skyrocket. It's really the damage the tantrum-induced explosions leave in their wakes that drive energy costs through the roof. [Devil] We've learned from reliable sources that the story about tantrum- induced explosions is IRRELEVANT to the charges against Sam and Scotty. [She-Devil] Tantrums do NOT generate explosions; therefore, Sam and Scotty are guilty of perjury. [Devil] That means Sam and Scotty belong to us, and if you don't turn them over to us, we will dump all over you. You'll do nothing of the kind, Devil and She-Devil! Everything about tantrums is relevant! [She-Devil] Scandal! Scandal to end all scandals! [Devil] Prepare to be dumped on! [KAPOW!] Unacceptable! Take that! [BOOM!!] [Devil] Curses! Foiled again by the Almighty! But we're coming back! [She-Devil] And Microsoft Sam will be ours forever! [Voice of God] Sore losers, yes. Prophets, no. "Williams Street?" As in Williams Street Fields? Ah yes, my little chickadee. Next time the Devil and She-Devil threaten to dump their waste on us, we'll shove them into the WC. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well said, Mike. [Devil] Don't push it! We still want Microsoft Sam's soul! [Voice of God] Not without conclusive proof of guilt, you greedy infernal soul-stealer! [Devil] Oh bother! KingWorld? I like you too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Hey Mike, I didn't know you could laugh like Sam. When you've been around him as long as I have, you start to develop certain habits. Yeah, Mike, but if Sam and Scotty were here, Sam would say Scotty's I.Q. is P.U. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, I resent that! Scotty! Back so soon from the courthouse? How did the trial go? And where is Sam? I'll explain later. Right now, let's work on the logo. "Harpo Productions?" What a rude logo! All right! Jimmy, Hank, which one of you made the logo display Harpo Productions? Not me. Not me. Truth be told, Scotty, it was you who made the logo say Harpo Productions. I made it say what? Harpo Productions! Harpo Productions! Google Translate! You watch your language! Take a deep breath, Google Translate. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! SCOTTY, I'M WARNING YOU! IF YOU PLAY ANOTHER CRUDE JOKE ON ME I'LL USE MY LASER EYE POWER TO SCAN YOUR HEAD OFF YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!! [BOOM!!!] Microsoft Anna! Are you okay? I'm all right. Sorry I blew a fuse. And I'm sorry for the joke I played on you. And how did the trial come out? Thanks to a plea bargain, the charge against me was dropped. However, Sam was convicted of lying about tantrums. Sam's guilty? How come? Sam, Abomagoonios and I saw the testimony provided by alchemistmuffin proving tantrums did not cause energy bills to skyrocket. Thanks to the plea deal, none of us has to go to prison, but Sam has to perform 1,000 hours of community service. He got off without any jail time? Does this mean we'll see him soon? Well, yes and no. Abomagoonios says that Sam is under suspension until he completes his community service. Well, let's continue trying to get the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo correct. Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed yet again. Youthinks right, Scotty. But don't take it so hard. We're only human. You're right, Mary. I'll try again. Not just yet, Scotty. It's getting late. We'll try again tomorrow. [Scotty] This is Radar Overseer Scotty with an explanation as to the outcome of Microsoft Sam's perjury trial. As I mentioned in this video, Sam was convicted on the evidence as presented by alchemistmuffin. To those who wonder why Sam did not get any jail time at all: Abomagoonios and I admitted we can't argue against alchemistmuffin's video testimony, but we all agreed that, although tantrums are a form of emotional release, if the tantrum thrower is an adult, it, like smoking or alcohol, can lead to serious health problems. The key is moderation and self-control. Keep tuned to this channel for future 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers videos. It's great to be back in charge of the DreamWorks Animation logo. It's great to see you back, Sam. I've missed you. I've missed you too, Google Translate. Let's get this show on the road! Roll camera! Cue logo! "Home Depot?" What is this, a home improvement store? Well, Sam, we are using the DreamWorks Animation logo. But Scotty, I never was in the Army. No indeed, Sam, but they still say you're a 4-F! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Buttwipe! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! I've got good news, Mary. What is it, Mike? We can save money on car insurance. Scotty? What did I tell you? Oops! Methinks I goofed! Quiznos Subs? That's a sandwich restaurant. Me, I'd go for some ham sandwiches. Oh really? I like a good ham sandwich myself. Et tu, Brute? Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Papa John's Pizza. Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaam? How many times do I have to tell you? NO COMMERCIAL PLUGS IN A PUBLIC LOGO!! [Scotty] Up yours, buttwipe! Domino's Pizza.. Domino's what? Domino's Pizza. I was there once myself. I'll bet you went to a University of pizza basketball game. How did you know? I got pizza's autograph. Hey Hank, you said "Pizza" too. You had to be there to know how the locals say it. Pizza. RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? The meaning of what? How to pronounce Pizza? I DON'T CARE HOW YOU PRONOUNCE PIZZA!! ONE MORE COMMERCIAL PLUG AND IT'S THE END!! [Scotty] Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Stay calm, Winnie the Pooh. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, STOP STEALING MY LINE, YOU HEAR ME? STOP IT YOU THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF!! [BOOM!!] That's it, Scotty! I warned you! Prepare to meet your doom! Uh-oh! I'd better vamoose! Come back here, you coward! [Gunshots] Watch out, Scotty! Sam's got a gun! Run, Scotty! Run, run, run! Have mercy on him, Sam! Now who'll man the logo? Hank and I can handle it. [Google Translate] Okay. Let's get the logo. This is TripAdvisor. We will examine the phenomenon of tantrums and explain why they are normal in children but can be harmful to adults. [Gunshots] What's going on? Sounds like a gun battle outside our studio. I saw an armed Sam chasing Scotty outside. I hope he doesn't shoot him. Neither do I. I love Scotty too much. Sam knows that we in the studio detest violence. Just where is Sam anyway? Please, Abomagoonios! Say it isn't true! I'm not a fan of capital punishment, but then again, I'm not the Mayor of ROFL City. Microsoft Sam, you have been found guilty as charged in the *** of Radar Overseer Scotty. But, Your Honor, it was in self-defense! Be silent! The jury rejected your claim of self-defense and you are justly sentenced to death. If you have any last words, say them now. I will be above Scotty in the afterlife. Much above him. By the power vested in me, I order this execution to proceed. [BOOM!!] How do you feel, Sam? Like a barbecued T-bone steak, what else? Now just relax, Sam. I'll take very good care of you. Tnank you, nurse, uh... What is your name? Well, you can call me... Mrs. Mephistopheles! [Diabolical laughter] [RoboSoft 3 narrating] Microsoft Sam, sentenced to death for killing Radar Overseer Scotty, suffered severe burns as a result of an unexpected short circuit, but survived the execution attempt. While in the hospital, Sam experienced a hallucination in which he saw the nurse transform into the She-Devil before his eyes. Everyone in ROFL City believes Scotty to be dead... ...but IS he? Meanwhile, back in the studio, Abomagoonios, with the help of Google Translate, is overseeing the DreamWorks Animation logo. [Abomagoonios] Okay, let's roll! Where's the Comcast byline? Still in the hive. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Very funny! That's okay, Abomagoonios. Let's see what comes up next. Jiminy Christmas! The DreamWorks has flown the coop! It went looking for the Comcast byline. Probably at the hive. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Disney Enhanced Home Theater Mix? No thanks, we have some Disney magic. Look, Michelle, it's Dolby Digital. Dolby Digital is free. I hear that in ROFL City, they'll fine you a dime for every Dolby logos caught. That's why they all roam free, Abomagoonios! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now it's a BBB Animation logo. BBB guns I understand, but not a BBB Animation logo. It's what I used to deflect the bullets from Sam's gun. It's Radar Overseer Scotty! Scotty's alive? But it can't be! Scotty! You're back! I missed you! I missed you too, Beulah. This is uncanny! We heard Sam shot you to death. That's what the news reports all said. [Scotty narrating] The truth is, I played dead to make Sam think he really got rid of me. I had no idea the cops would get Sam on a *** charge. If Sam would only come back, tell him I'm sorry for causing him so much trouble. We'll do that, Scotty. A W-W-W Animation logo? What does that mean? World War? Wild Whiskey? Weird Willie? Wolf Whistle? Do that to me, Sam, and I'll slap you! Microsoft Sam! In the flesh! This is unreal! We saw your execution. How could you still be alive? There was a short-circuit in the electric chair and I was treated in the hospital for severe burns. [Google Translate] I'm so glad you've come back, Sam! I missed you so much! [Sam] I missed you too. Uh, before we have any more romantic scenes, we've got a DreamWorks Animation ID bumper to do. Thanks, Abomagoonios. Are you ready, Scotty? Ready, Sam. And I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused you. Apology accepted. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaam? Don't say "F-U" to me again! You hear me? Ah, it seems like the good times are back again. Irresistible impulse, Sam. I had to find a way to get back at you for trying to kill me. F-U! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Take it easy, Sam. You know it's only a game. Relax. Uh-oh! Tantrum in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM!! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, IF YOU MAKE ANY MORE RUDE LOGOS I'LL GIVE YOU A WEDGIE! YOU HEAR ME? BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE!!! [BOOM!!!] Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam! I'm okay, Google Translate. I just can't help but throw tantrums over Scotty's behavior. [Google Translate] That's all right, Sam. You need to control your tantrums, or you might destroy yourself. [Sam] Thanks, Google Translate. Toys R Us. What do you X-L toys at? Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed again! Youthinks right, Scotty, but I won't hold that against you. I'm glad to see the two of you are finally getting along. It's almost noon. Let's break for lunch. [Google Translate] I'm in the mood for lunch too. Wanna go Dutch, Sam? [Sam] I feel like going Chinese myself. [Abomagoonios] How about that French restaurant I saw Mike and Mary dine at the other night? [Scotty] That French restaurant? [Abomagoonios] Yeah, Scotty. Chez Monyou. [Scotty] Oh bother! [Abomagoonios] STOP SAYING OH BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! [Winnie the Pooh] Calm down, Winnie the Pooh. You know it's just a phrase. Relax. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! SCOTTY, DON'T EVER STEAL MY LINES AGAIN YOU THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF!! [BOOM!] Quiet on the set! Roll camera! Cue logo! All right! Who's the wise guy futzing around with the moon? Microsoft Sam! You know I never futz around with moons! The moon is supposed to stop in, not fly away. In the words of Steve Martin: well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse meee! The logo goes up, the logo goes down. Maybe we can use it as an elevator. And we can call it "Otis." Otis the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo! Ha, ha, ha! That's not funny, Abomagoonios. Sorry, Sam. The 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo exits, stage left. Does it move to the right? Now cut that out! Watch where that moon lands! Whoever catches it wins a million bucks. Tonight: "Tales of the Runaway Shield." The 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo doesn't know where to stop. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaam? Yes, I bellowed, Scotty! What did I tell you about futzing around with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo? Sam, Sam, Sam! I'm not futzing around with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo! Liar! You are too! [Scotty] I am not! [Sam] You are too! [Scotty] I am NOT! [Sam] You are TOO! [Scotty] I AM NOT! [Sam] YOU ARE TOO! All right, break it up! I've got this 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo to run! Don't interfere with my authority, Abomagoonios! YOUR authority!? This is MY video, capeesh? I get it, Abomagoonios. But if Scotty keeps futzing around with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo, he can look for employment elsewhere! Take it easy, Scotty. Don't let it bother you. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. No no no no no no no no dangit dangit dangit dangit! Microsoft Sam, you know I grew up in a broken home! I'm a citizen and a taxpayer and if you fire me I'll kill myself you *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! [BOOM!!] Scotty! Are you all right? I'm okay, Beulah. It's just that I've got lofty ambitions and I don't like having guys like Microsoft Sam shoot them down. I'm sorry you feel that way, Scotty, but there are certain rules that we have to follow. Don't be too rough on him, Sam. Remember, that's what got you into legal trouble in the first place. Good advice, Abomagoonios. Let's continue with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. [CRASH!] Eee-yowowowowowowowowowowww! What's the matter, Scotty? That goddanged 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo landed on my foot! Eee-yowowowowowowowowowowww! Poor Scotty. He hurt his foot. We'll have to get him to the hospital. Oh bother! Now who's going to man the logo? Jimmy and I can handle it, Sam. You know, it's an amazing thing about what's going on with the logo in this video. Yeah, Mike. It went up, down, left side, right side, and all four corners. I wonder where the logo will go next. [Sam] Maybe straight at us? Oh noes! I shouldn't have said that! [CRASH!!] Now look what you did, Hank! What I did!? We worked the zoom together and the logo got away from us! Sam? Are you all right? Did you get the license of that truck? Oh great! Sam got low-bridged by the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo again. C'mon gang, help me pry the logo off of him. [Breaking glass] Look at the set, Michelle. It's falling apart. I agree, Michael. Time to get some Krazy Glue. Oh...where am I? You're going to be all right, Sam. That logo went out of control again and the camera has fallen apart. Where's Scotty? He's in the hospital, Sam. He suffered a foot fracture when the moon landed on him. Lucky stiff. I feel like a pile-driver just pounded on my gut. We'll have to get you to the hospital too, Sam. I'm ready to try the logo again. [Abomagoonios] Uh, not now, 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. The camera had fallen apart. Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Don't blow up, Winnie the Pooh. You know over 9,000 people can say that, especially children. Just be cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE STEALING MY TRADEMARK LINE! I HEAR IT'S CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, TIGGER, PIGLET AND EVERYONE IN THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD! YOU HEAR ME? STOP STEALING MY LINE YOU TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS! [BOOM!] [Abomagoonios] Stay calm, Winnie. We'll all have to take a few days off until we get the camera repaired, Sam. [Sam] Owww! [Google Translate] You're right, Abomagoonios. We'll have to take Sam to the hospital. [Mike] First Scotty gets injured by the logo, now Sam. When will it end? [Mary] I don't know, Mike. [Abomagoonios] Chuck Jones must be turning over in his grave by now. [Google Translate] He could be laughing, Abomagoonios. [Mary] Perhaps Sam and Scotty are sharing a room with King Julien, Maurice and Mort! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Mike] Oh bother! Quiet on the set! Roll camera! Cure the logo! How do you cure a logo? Do logos get sick? That was a slip of the tongue, Scotty. He meant to say "Cue the logo." Well, that's different. I wish I was in IMDb, away, away. In IMDb I'll take my stand to share the magic. Uh, Scotty? You called, Sam? Why did you put an IMDb logo up when this is supposed to be a DreamWorks Animation logo bumper? I thought this was going to be a remake of "Game of Thrones." So did I, Scotty. It would be fun to see Alex the Lion and Ned Stark together again. I've been to IMDb movies myself. XD. The caption is laughing. XD! XD! XD! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Olive Garden. Protecting civilians from restaurants. Ha-ha! Very funny! "Olive Garden." Got any more bright ideas, Scotty? [Scotty] I got a million of them, Sam. Texas Roadhouse. Texas, get them. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaam? Yes, I bellowed, Scotty! Do I have to show you what the logo's supposed to look like? Judas Priest, Sam! You make me feel like I'm in a second-grade classroom! Now look, Scotty. This is the logo that belongs here: the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. I've got eyes, Sam! Quit acting like such a buttwipe! [Sam] If you call me a buttwipe one more time it's over! Capeesh? [Scotty] Sheesh! [Sam] And shush the sheesh! SCOTTY, YOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!! Fired!? FIRED!? Yes, fired! And this time, it's permanent! [Sam] Get out and STAY out! [CRASH!] Microsoft Sam! You re-hire Scotty right now! Never, Beulah, and that's final! And if I see you anywhere near that dime-a-dozen bum, you're dead! You hear me? D-E-A-D dead! Microsoft Sam! You know I detest violence in the studio! You bring Scotty back right now, or I'll report you to Mr. DreamWorks! Capeesh? Abomagoonios, you don't mean! I do mean. Aaagh! The horror! The horror! There, there, Sam. Abomagoonios and I will bring Scotty back. Dick's Sporting Goods. The sports store of everything. Hello? Mr. DreamWorks? Why won't you let me fire Scotty for messing up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logos? You don't mean! The horror! The horror! What did Mr. DreamWorks say, Sam? He said if I kicked Scotty out, he'd nail me to the DreamWorks Animation logo. What a grouch! Well, it takes one to know one, Sam! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Easy now, Winnie the Pooh. You know that's just permanently history. Relax. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! MICROSOFT SAM, HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY TRADEMARK LINE! IF YOU STEAL IT FROM ME AGAIN, I'LL CALL BRANDON EVANS FROM MANY HIGH SCHOOL ON YOU YOU HEAR ME STOP STEALING MY LINE YOU DOOFUS DOOFUS DOOFUS DOOFUS DOOFUS DOOFUS DOOFUS DOOFUS! [BOOM!] SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! What's the matter now, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam? "Scottyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" "Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam?" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You don't say "Gabe's" to your boss, Scotty! That's insubordination! Take it easy, Sam. You're over-reacting. I'll do what I freakin' well please, Abomagoonios! I'm the boss here, and what I say goes! Since when do YOU take jurisdiction over ME in one of MY videos? Don't interfere, you buttwipe! Oooh, what an insult! Microsoft Sam! Stop being such a control freak and leave Abomagoonios alone! Okay, Beulah. I know who my boss is. But you're still forbidden to date Radar Overseer Scotty and that's final! Calm down, Beulah. Sam's just over-reacting again. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT! MICROSOFT SAM, IF YOU PUNISH ME FOR DATING RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY I'LL TELL MR. DREAMWORKS ON YOU YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!!! [BOOM!!!] Beulah! Are you all right? I'm...okay, Scotty. I'm sorry I blew up over Sam's refusal to let me date you. A-ha! Caught you! Get out! You're both fired! Both of you! Out-out-out-out-out! Microsoft Sam, are you nuts? Re-hire them immediately, or I tell Mr. DreamWorks on you! Never! And for their criminal insubordination, I'm calling the cops! This is all justified, you hear? Justified! Justified my butt! Re-hire them, or I tell Mr. DreamWorks on you! Take it easy, Sam. This minor disagreement will pass. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! ABOMAGOONIOS, I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR VIDEO AND I DON'T CARE WHAT MR. DREAMWORKS DOES TO ME! I WANT TO HAVE SOME AUTHORITY AROUND HERE AND I SAY STOP INTERFERING WITH WHAT I SAY IS JUSTIFIED YOU BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE!!! [BOOM!!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm okay, Google Translate. I wish Abomagoonios would let me have my way with Scotty and Beulah for once. Don't get worked up over it, Sam. I'm sure Abomagoonios knows what's best for us. Google Translate's right, Sam. The issue of Scotty and Beulah staying or going is nothing to throw tantrums over. Will you re-hire them, or shall I call Mr. DreamWorks? Okay, Abomagoonios, I know when I'm licked. Scotty and Beulah, you're re-hired. And this time, let's get this DreamWorks Animation logo introduction right. Roger-dodger! I thought it was "Roger Wilco." Whatever. Tops Friendly Markets? That's one top of a grocery store. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed. Youthinks right, Scotty, but let's try again. Ollie's Bargain Outlet. We beat up the world for you. Ollie's Bargain Outlet beating up the world? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [BUZZER] Oh my goodness! Only five more minutes to go! We only have time for one more try. Well, here goes nothing! Well, we almost got it, but the caption "DreamWorks" should go above the moon and below the Comcast byline. Righto, Sam. I'll get on it right away. Uh, not now, Scotty. It's clocking-out time. Let's pick it up there in the morning. [Beulah] Cheer up, Scotty. Even the best of them have their bad days. [Scotty] True, Beulah, but I keep thinking of what Sam would do to us if we keep screwing up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. [Sam] And I keep seeing myself being nailed to the DreamWorks Animation logo by Mr. DreamWorks. [Abomagoonios] Maybe I can persuade him to not be so rough on you just because you keep fouling up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. [Google Translate] I just got off the phone with Mr. DreamWorks. [Sam] What did he say? [Google Translate] He says he promises he won't nail you to the logo as punishment. [Sam] Whew! That's a relief. [Google Translate] He also promises it won't be any worse than tar and feathers. [Sam] Oh bother! Uh, Scotty? You called, Sam? Did the moon have a change of logo? Tscha! This is a Dollar General. That explains it. Dollar Tree. Children of stores and native women. Store. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Family Dollar. "Thou Art Dust and to Dust Thou Shalt Return." Verizon. Our actors good, pictures bad. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Chuck E. Cheese's. Anyone who works there must be a Chuck E. Cheese. Especially Microsoft Sam, since he owns the place. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam? You don't call your boss a Chuck E. Cheese! That's insubordination! Do that to me again and I'll give you a wedgie! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Take it easy, Scotty. Don't get upset. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! NO ONE HAS TO TELL ME TO SHUSH THE SHEESH IF I DON'T WANT TO! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T HAVE TO SHUSH THE SHEESH IF I DON'T WANT TO! SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH!! [BOOM!!] Scotty! Are you all right? I'm okay, Beulah. Now look what you did, Sam! You made Scotty throw a tantrum! Sorry, Abomagoonios, but I just don't like being called a Chuck E. Cheese. Burlington Coat Factory. "The Story of the First Thanksgiving." Burlington, eh? Just like LH Michael. Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Control yourself, LH Michael. Take a deep breath. Relax. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! MICROSOFT SAM, QUIT CALLING ME A BURLINGTON! I AM NOT A BURLINGTON YOU BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD!! [BOOM!!] LH Michael, are you all right? I'm okay, LH Michelle. I don't like being called bad names. My apologies, LH Michael. It was just a joke. And no one but Sam laughed. [Scotty] Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed. [Sam] Youthinks right, Scotty. Giant Eagle. This makes me hungry. I'm all for going out to eat when this video is over. How about that French restaurant... Sheesh! Shush the sheesh! YOU shush the sheesh! Look, Abby, there goes Kia. I wish I had one of those Kia cars. Forget it. I hear they're so small that Beulah barely fit into one. Ain't that right, Fatso? I told you never to call me "Fatso" again! And I MEAN it! Never call me "Fatso" again! Take it easy, Sam. It was only a gut feeling. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! BEULAH, YOU'RE SUCH A FREAKIN' BUTTWIPE TELLING ME NOT TO CALL YOU "FATSO!" NO ONE HAS TO TELL ME WHAT NOT TO SAY! YOU HEAR ME? FATSO FATSO FATSO FATSO FATSO FATSO FATSO FATSO! [BOOM!!] Sam, I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't like being called "Fatso." Beulah's right, Sam. You really need to control your habit of calling people names every time you get upset. I see your point, Google Translate. But you know the old saying: "Old Habits Die Hard." [Devil] You're not just whistling "Dixie," Microsoft Sam! [ViD theme] Oh my goodness! It's that infernal Devil and that equally infernal She-Devil! [She-Devil] Why do you always say that whenever we show up? [Devil] The very idea, saying the word "holy" in front of unholy beings like us! [She-Devil] And where did you get the Almighty from? For your information, Mr. and Mrs. Mephistopheles, I got the expression "Oh My Goodness" from ESPN reporter John Buccigross. So THAT'S where he got it from. [Devil] Never mind that. We've come for your souls. ALL of them. [She-Devil] And if God interferes, we will dump all over you. That's disgusting! I agree. Every time you relieve yourselves on us, you make us throw up. And that shows how sick you two really are. So get out of here, or as Jesus put it: "Get thee behind me, Satan!" [Devil] How dare you mention that name in front of us! That's scandalous! Shall we let them have it? [She-Devil] Let's do it! Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! Not again! Eeewww! Eeeeeeeeewwwwww! [Sam barfing] You filthy animals! Eeewww! Eeeeeeeeewwwwww! [Mike barfing] This isn't a rest area! Eeewww! Eeeeeeeeewwwwww! [Mary barfing] You'll get yours one of these days! Eeewww! Eeeeeeeeewwwwww! [Google Translate barfing] Caught you in the act, Devil and She-Devil! Take that! [BOOM!!] [CRASH!!] I warned those netherworld no-goodniks! And thank God that Sam, Mike, Mary and Google Translate are clean again. You're welcome, Abomagoonios. Hyundai. Somebody get us some cars. Sam needs a truckload of cars. He's a chronic E-D sufferer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! I DO NOT HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T HAVE E-D SO STOP SAYING THAT I DO YOU BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm okay, Google Translate. Scotty just needs to stop making crude jokes about my sex life. That's all right, Sam. Just relax and you'll be okay. You're right, Google Translate. I don't have Hyundai... ...but Microsoft Mike does! Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Calm down, Mike. Sam doesn't mean it. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on now. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT! MICROSOFT SAM, I DON'T HAVE E-D AND I'M NOT A BUTTWIPE SO STOP SAYING I'M A BUTTWIPE WITH E-D YOU SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN!! [BOOM!!] Scotty! What do you have to say for yourself? Tscha! That wasn't my idea! Then who had the nerve to insult us? It was MY idea to display that message. Your idea? Not Scotty's? That's right. Because you two are always full of BS! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well, Mike started it! He's a buttwipe! It was Sam's idea! You sonofagun! [Sam] Buttwipe! [Mike] Sonofagun! [Sam] Buttwipe! [Mike] Sonofagun! [Sam] Buttwipe! [Mike] Sonofagun! [Sam] Buttwipe! [Mike] Sonofagun! [Google Translate] While Sam and Mike are arguing, Mary, let's go on a shopping trip. I've got the LogoMobile up and running. [Mary] I know some really expensive items that we can buy. I have Mike's credit card with me. [Google Translate] And I have Sam's card. Are you ready? [Mary] Let's go, Google Translate! Shopping spree, here we come! Places everyone! Roll camera! Shuck the jive! Shuck the jive? It's just an expression, Scotty. I'm not familiar with that one. Let's just get this intro started. Roger Wilco! Uh, Scotty? What's up, Doc? I'm not a doctor and you're not Bugs Bunny. The logo is supposed to display "DreamWorks Animation", not "Looney Tunes." Get it right! They're playing my song again. You always say that when the Merrie Melodies caption appears. I can't help it. It's one of my habits. Scotty's having one of those days again. Scotty IS one of those days! Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Sheesh! Shush the sheesh! Take it easy, Scotty. Don't get upset. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! WHO'S TO TELL ME TO SHUSH THE SHEESH IF I DON'T WANT TO? SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH SHEESH!! [BOOM!!] Scotty! What happened to you? He really blew his head off! That's the first time someone's head exploded during a tantrum in my video. We'll have to get Scotty to the hospital to see if we can get him a head transplant. Then who'll man the logo? Hank and I will do it. Then do it! As good as done. Subaru, the call letters of a car dealership worldwide. Also the cars by Subaru. Not Subaru, DreamWorks Animation. Get it right! Buick? What's Buick? Buick was a car company that's in Detroit until it was acquired by Buick Motors. No commercial plugs in a public logo! Sorry about that, Sam. We just have a vintage logo fetish. GMC. God's way of keeping everything from happening at once. What's with the car name? You're supposed to bring in the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo! We don't know where that came from, Sam. But we know where it's going. If they don't give me the proper logo, I'll show them where they're going. Volkswagen. All the cars that's fit to print. Is this a studio or a car dealership? JIMMY AND HANK!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Jimmy and Hank! Why do you two keep bringing in names of car logos when this is supposed to be DreamWorks Animation? Don't blow a gasket, Sam. Jimmy and I can't help it if we have a nose for cars. If you two don't stop it, I'll make some cars with you two buttwipes all right! Sam, leave Jimmy and Hank alone! You know they're trying their very best. Stay out of this, you smelly old bear! [Winnie the Pooh] Stay calm, Winnie the Pooh. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! MICROSOFT SAM, STOP CALLING ME A SMELLY OLD BEAR, YOU HEAR ME? STOP CALLING ME A SMELLY OLD BEAR YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!! [BOOM!!] Winnie the Pooh, are you all right? I'm okay, Google Translate. I just get so ticked off at Sam for calling me a smelly old bear. I'm sorry, Winnie, but it's just my nature. Oh noes! That infernal 1997 Bravo logo from the UK is back! That's right, Microsoft Sam. And this time, I've come for your soul! You can't have it, Bravo UK logo! Jesus is Lord! Jesus is Lord! Stop mentioning that name to me! I'm here on orders of the Devil and She-Devil, since Abomagoonios banned them from appearing in this video. They say you're guilty beyond all doubt of unforgivable sins and I MUST take your soul to Satan's Kingdom! You'll never take me alive! Never! If you want Sam, you'll have to get through me first! Don't make me dump all over you! Don't you dare get filthy on us! Take that! [BOOM!!] Thanks, Google Translate. You've saved my life again. You're welcome, Sam. Bravo, the US version. Two Bravo networks in one day? That UK Bravo network went out of business. It was their ghost that I sent back. Just like Abby's dinner at Chez Monyou. It was so full of bugs she sent it back! Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Take it easy, Abby. Don't get upset. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! MICROSOFT SAM, THOSE WEREN'T BUGS IN MY FOOD! THEY WERE RAISINS! YOU SPRAYED THEM WITH RAID AND MADE ME PUKE YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Abby? I'm okay, Abomagoonios. I'm sure Sam didn't mean what he said. I'm sorry, Abby. It was just a gut feeling. In the future, Sam, think twice before making people throw tantrums. The Tantrum Control Task Force is very concerned with the ever-mounting tantrum pandemic. Tantrum pandemic? That's right. I'm the founder and president of the Tantrum Control Task Force, an organization dedicated to combat excessive tantrums throughout the world. Correct, Abomagoonios. Excessive tantrums are not only bad for grown-up people, but they can also lead to serious health problems. Are you doing a public service announcement in a 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo blooper video, Abomagoonios? Sam, this is MY video, remember? I get it, Abomagoonios, but aren't you risking trouble with the Tantrum Alliance? I've heard of them. The Tantrum Alliance is dedicated to seeing to it that as many excessive tantrums as possible occur. They must be a threat. Indeed they are. So if you're concerned about the tantrum pandemic, just write to: Now that's an organization I'd want to be involved with. Scotty! You're back! And they restored your head! It wasn't too hard. They just drew a new one on. How about continuing with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo? Sure thing, Sam. Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed. Youthinks right, Scotty. Jeep. Drive your Jeep cars. What did I tell you about car logos? Ease up on them, Sam. It's been a very trying day. I agree. Let's break for lunch. Places, everyone! Roll camera! Spare no expense! Did I hear someone say "spare no expense?" That was me, Scotty. Okay, I'll run the logo. ABC Video? Who is the ABC Video? That reminds me of the late Chief Justice Earl Warren. I didn't know he had any brothers. Not "ABC Video," "DreamWorks Animation." CBS/FOX Video? Maybe they were rocket scientists, like Dr. Wernher von Braun! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! SCOTTYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaam? Yes, I bellowed, Scotty! It's DreamWorks Animation, not CBS/FOX Video! D-R-E-A-M-W-O-R-K-S A-N-I-M-A-T-I-O-N! Picky, picky, picky. Goldhil Video. I guess Oscar Mayer has stiff competition. Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. No commercial plugs in a public logo, Hank. In the words of Steve Martin: well excuuuuuuuuse meee! That joke is so old, they told it to Moses. Don't step on my lines, Abomagoonios! It's MY video, Sam! Kids Klassics Home Video. They never lose because they're always winners. SCOTTY! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!!!! Fired!? FIRED!? That's right, fired! I've had it with you! [Sam] Out you go! [CRASH!] [Sam] And don't come back! Now you've done it, Sam! Bring Scotty back! Never! And that's final! Okay, Sam. If that's the way you want it... [CRASH!] [Abomagoonios] Microsoft Sam, you're FIRED! Jimmy, you man the logo. Will do, Abomagoonios. And Hank, bring Scotty back. As good as done. Video Treasures? As opposed to the Anchor Bay Entertainment Logo? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Strand VCI Entertainment. I buy my bread from them. They must really be in the dough! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Parade Video. Sounds like the name of a travel agency. Anywhere I roam, where I lay my head is home. Wherever I may roam. Anchor Bay Entertainment? Sounds like a sibling rivalry. Or a "sible war." Welcome back, Scotty. We've missed you. I've missed you too, Scotty. I love you. I love you too, Beulah. Aha! Scotty, I thought I fired you. What are you doing back here? Microsoft Sam! I thought I fired you! What are YOU doing back here? Abomagoonios, you had no right to throw me out of here and bring Scotty back! I did so! This is MY video, and I have jurisdiction over you! That's what you think! Officer Flanigan? Yes, Sam? Arrest Radar Overseer Scotty. I'm charging him with mutiny. You can't override Abomagoonios' authority, Microsoft Sam! I'm innocent! Innocent my butt! You're guilty! Guilty, guilty, guilty! And Officer, have Abomagoonios ejected at once! Your wish is my command, Microsoft Sam! [Abomagoonios] You can't do this to me! Noooooooooooooo... [CRASH!] [Abomagoonios] You can't throw me out of my own video! You'll be sorry! No, I won't! I've assumed legal control in this studio and I say hang Radar Overseer Scotty at once! Get the rope! Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed. Youthinks right, Scotty. Let's try again. Burbank Video? They must have skidmarks on their underwear. P.U. Abomagoonios, I just got a call from Sam in the hospital. He says he's sorry for having you thrown out. What else did he say? He also told me to give you something. Come closer. You have something for me? What is it? It's, uh... ...it's a wedgie. [RRRRRRRRIIPPPPP!!!] [Abomagoonios] Ooh! Aaagggghh! Ohhhh! Oh... Oh, Abby. [Abby] You don't mind my giving you one, do you? [Abomagoonios] Aside from the fact that I'm gonna be sterile for a couple of weeks, I like it better when you give it to me. [Google Translate] I would love to give one to Sam someday. [Beulah] And I would love to give it to Scotty. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Scotty] Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Alright, Winnie the Pooh. Don't blow your stack. You know you can prevent people to say that. Stay calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU STEALING MY TRADEMARK LINE ALL THE TIME! IF YOU STEAL IT FROM ME AGAIN I'LL TELL BRANDON EVANS ON YOU YOU HEAR ME STOP IT YOU THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF!! [BOOM!] Places, everyone! Quiet on the set! What if I don't want to be quiet on the set? Then I'll get someone else to man the logo. Do you want me to throw a tantrum over it? Do you want me to give you a wedgie? Do you want me to tell Mr. DreamWorks on you? Touche, Sam! "Touche?" Mystery Science Theater 3000. Just repeat to yourself, it's just a show, I should really just relax. The only thing that relaxes me is to cue the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo, not Mystery Science Theater 3000. I find that highly illogical. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! GameStop. They serve fun at GameStop. Also video games. What did I tell you about commercial plugs in a public logo? Would you rather go to Chez Monyou? One more commercial plug and I'll send you to the House of Pain! Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Keep it down, Winnie the Pooh. You know have the rights to say that. Just be cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP STEALING MY LINE ALL THE TIME? IT'S GETTING VERY ANNOYING, YOU HEAR ME? STOP STEALING MY LINE YOU THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF! [BOOM!] American Standard. As opposed to the Canadian Standard logo? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaam? Does Warner Bros. ever show Madagascar? King Julien, Maurice and Mort meet Sylvester and Tweety. I love your dress, you love my hat, we tawt we taw a puddy tat! Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Quit stealing my lines, Abomagoonios! Microsoft Sam, you're despicable! Now look, Scotty. Like I told you, this is the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo. I've got eyes, Sam! You're always being such a buttwipe! Take it easy, Sam. You have to allow a little levity once in a while. Relax. Uh-oh! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM!! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, STOP CALLING ME A BUTTWIPE! I AM NOT A BUTTWIPE YOU SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm all right, Anna. Sorry I blew a fuse again. You know Scotty likes to mess with your head once in a while. I agree, but he should know better than to screw up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. [NBC Chimes] No pets allowed on the premises. It's only the NBC Snake, Sam. Next, they'll say "Brought to you in Living---" Don't encourage them! What a revolting development this is. Why get so hyper? Don't you like programs that are brought to you in Living Color? [Announcer (Mel Brandt)] Brought to you in Living Color. NOW CUT THAT OUT!! Poor Microsoft Sam, still hotheaded. I guess I'll have to haul out the heavy artillery. Nice try, Scotty, but you can't scare me with the Viacom V of Doom anymore. Not with the Screen Gems S from Heck either. Nor with the B Backwards-N D Mask of Guo Xiang. You're not even scared by the Klasky- Csupo Robot? Not even by the Klasky-Csupo Robot, Scotty. Let's face it, Scotty. None of those scary logos scares me anymore. Well, what on earth DOES scare you? [Devil] Does THIS answer your question, Radar Overseer Scotty? [ViD Theme] Eek! It's the Devil and the She-Devil again! Lord God, have mercy on us! Please! [She-Devil] Stop mentioning the Almighty in front of us! It makes our tails grow limp! [Devil] We have a bone to pick with Microsoft Sam and his friends! I don't have a dog, Mr. and Mrs. Mephistopheles, and you two hell-hounds beat it! You heard him! You're always barging in here, claiming Microsoft Sam and his friends committed some unspeakable wrong which you never bother to mention because you keep whining about it being a violation of the rules of your realm and acting like your laws are above God's laws! That proves how evil you really are! Oh, Timothy Ly! You never run out of flattery, do you? We're not after your souls this time. We just have to ask one question: Why did you re-elect Barack Obama President of the United States instead of Mitt Romney? It's because American voters were sick of the Tea Party. Romney wanted to get rid of the Affordable Care Act, but had nothing to replace it with. And the influence of urban voters was stronger than that of rural voters. And that undid your master plan, so GET LOST! You heard him, hellions! Get lost! Not so fast! We claim Microsoft Sam and his friends have committed gross insubordination against us and You unlawfully interfered! The insubordination charge stems from the fact that we already claimed their souls before You did and their spurning of Romney for Obama proves it! And we have assembled a jury. Viacom V of Doom, how do you find Sam and his friends? Guilty. Screen Gems S from Hell? Guilty. B Backwards-N D Mask of Gio Xiang? Guilty. Klasky-Csupo Robot? Guilty. 1997 British Bravo logo? Guilty. It's a unanimous verdict: guilty as charged of insubordination. This is an outrage! I hereby appeal the verdict to the Lord God Almighty! [She-Devil] We will have the appeal denied immediately! [Devil] And now for the sentence... You will now be poop on! Five, four, three, two--- [THUNDER!!] Abomagoonios' appeal has been heard and the conviction and sentence overturned! Scandalous! Not scandalous! No law of any realm overrides My Authority! Not even a law of your infernal realm! Take that! [BOOM!!] [Devil] You win this time, but we'll be back! [She-Devil] And one day, we will organize a massive army and overthrow Your Authority! [God] Sore losers, yes. Prophets, no! [Devil & She-Devil] Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Take it easy, Winnie the Pooh. You know it's not your line. Relax. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! DEVIL AND SHE-DEVIL, HOW DARE YOU TWO IMPS STEAL MY LINE! IF YOU STEAL IT FROM ME AGAIN I'LL HAVE GOD BEAT YOU FOR THIS YOU KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS! [BOOM!] Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed. Youthinks right, Scotty. Let's try again. They're playing my--- Don't say it, Mary! Don't interrupt her, Sam! You tell him, Abomagoonios! That's all folks? It must be getting late. I agree. Ditto. Since it's closing time here, we should go out to eat. Wanna go Dutch? I feel like Mexican. Or maybe Chinese. I was thinking of that French restaurant. What French restaurant? Oh, you know... Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Stay calm, Winnie the Pooh. This is the final time someone says that. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! IT'S MY LINE! IT BELONGS TO ME, AND THE NEXT PERSON WHO USES IT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION I WILL SUE YOU FOR TRADEMARK PERMISSION! IT'S MY LAUGH, YOU HEAR ME? IT'S MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!! [BOOM!] Oh bother! This is what I get for throwing too many tantrums. Maybe I should go home and come back in the next blooper video. [Abomagoonios] Good thinking, Winnie. While we're dining out, you can relax in your home and come back in the next blooper video. [Winnie] Okay, I will. See you later! All right! It's Christmastime! Let's get this party started! Christmas Tree Shops has his own movie company? A division of North Pole Enterprises. This week's feature sponsored by Gingerbread House. Show me Santa's helpers, and I'll show you subordinate Clauses! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Bronner's Christmas Wonderland? I thought it was Santa Claus. He's known as Father Christmas in some parts of the world. Father Christmas and Mother New Year! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Canadian Tire. I'd love to Kringle Dave at Christmas. Oh, Abby! Can't you wait till after this party's over? You know I love you, Abomagoonios. I love you too, Abby. J.G. Wentworth. Another name for Santa Claus. AA BB CC DD EE FF GG HH II JJ KK MM NN OO PP QQ RR SS TT UU VV WW XX YY ZZ. What's that supposed to mean? No L, no L! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Asda? Next thing you know, we'll have Tesco. Hi gang! Remember me? Guy, my twin brother! Is it really you? Yes, Scotty, it's me. How have you guys taken care of things in the studio? About the same as usual--- 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers and Funny Signs videos. Guy? The old Moon Guy? In the flesh, Sam. My brother Scotty invited me to this party. I've missed the gang since you fired me. No hard feelings, Guy. After all, it is Christmas. Look, Mary. Trolls Holiday. You know what that means, Mike. [Mike and Mary kissing] [Google Translate and Sam kissing] [Beulah and Scotty kissing] [Abby and Abomagoonios kissing] [Sam] Wow! Great kisses under the mistletoe, Guys. [Mike] Thanks. [Mary] Thanks. [Beulah] Thanks. [Abby] Thanks. [Google Translate] Thanks. [Abomagoonios] Thanks. [ViD Theme] Oh great, it's you again, Velociraptor! What do you want this time? [Velociraptor roaring] English subtitles: Actually, my name is Santa Claws and I've came for all of you and all the good children! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Mike] You infernal monster! You dare invade this 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers Christmas Special? [Mary] We were having a lot of fun ourselves today until you evil door showed up. Looks like we'll have to repair the wall once again. [Sam] Thanks for repairing the wall, Mike and Mary. Now can you call God to save you? [Velociraptor roaring] English subtitles: Don't mention the Almighty to me! I've got plans for all of you myself, and God will never stop me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Sam] Fine. I think God will never stop you, to be in fact, you must be on the Naughty List, Lucifer. [Velociraptor roaring] English subtitles: Oh really? Well, try this on for size! [Smoke Weed Everyday Song by Snoop Dogg is playing] [Abomagoonios] Ugh! Santa Claws, how dare you play that Smoke Weed Everyday song? You know that song is inappropriate! Well, I got a call for Santa Claus! [Santa Claus] Alright, Santa Claws! Santa is right, and now, you were on the Naughty List, and now, you're gonna get it! [Velociraptor roaring] English subtitles: Oh yeah? We'll se about that! Take that! SNAP! [Santa Claus] Ouch! Nice try, but you're still gonna get it! Take that! WHAM! [Sam] Thanks, Santa. You've saved our lives. [Santa Claus] No problem! I'd better be on my way! Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! [Marley's Ghost] Ebenezer Scrooge! Atta boy, Marley's Ghost! Show Scrooge the error of his ways! I wanna see the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Fuchsia. Past, Present and Fuchsia? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Just kidding. I meant to say "Past, Present and Future." Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Special. A Nanook production. [Arnold Schwarzenegger] Hi! I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger! It's from Jingle All the Way! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Abomagoonios] Get out of here, Arnold Schwarzenegger! Get out!! You're not invited to the party! [Arnold Schwarzenegger] SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! [BOOM!!] [Abomagoonios] Whatever, Arnold. Now, get out!!!! [Arnold Schwarzenegger] Alright, if you insist. Goodbye! [Mike] Merry Christmas, Mary. [Mary] Merry Christmas, Mike. [Google Translate] Merry Christmas, Sam. [Sam] Merry Christmas, Google Translate. [Beulah] Merry Christmas, Scotty. [Scotty] Merry Christmas, Beulah. [Abby] Merry Christmas, Abomagoonios. [Abomagoonios] Merry Christmas, Abby. And a Merry Christmas to all from Abomagoonios Entertainment Inc. Places everyone! Roll camera! That's a bit of a heavy job, isn't it? What's a bit of a heavy job? Rolling a camera! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Chris Tarrant] Oh, bad luck! You're wrong! You've lost on the very first question! I'm sorry you go home with nothing! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! How do you copy? On a World Market machine. You? I'd shave a living cell from my skin first. Crate & Barrel? Do you BM too? Usually in the toilet. Sick! Gross! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] Cracker Barrel. My dear Brookstone. It's a store right out of history. Saks Fifth Avenue is everywhere. In the known U-Verse! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam? It's wearing thin, you two. What's wearing thin? You saying "Scottyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" and Scotty replying "You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam?" It's also very annoyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! And so are you, Abomagoonios! Consider the source, Sam! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Take it easy, Sam. Don't let it bother you. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! ABOMAGOONIOS, I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR VIDEO! STOP TRYING TO OVERREACH YOUR AUTHORITY YOU BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm all right, Google Translate. What right has Abomagoonios to interfere with my right to impose authority? Just be cool, Sam. Just be cool. Bloomdales. No, Mike, not "Bloomdales" - "Bloomingdale's." They bring good things to life. What did I tell you? NO COMMERCIAL PLUGS IN A PUBLIC LOGO!! Take it easy, Sam. Stay out of this, you reprobate! I am not a reprobate! You are too! Reprobate reprobate reprobate reprobate reprobate! Stay cool, Guy. Sam doesn't mean it. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT!! MICROSOFT SAM, I AM NOT A REPROBATE! YOU HEAR ME? I AM NOT A REPROBATE YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!! [BOOM!!] Welcome to the "I Threw a Tantrum in a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers Video Club," Guy. Sorry I blew up, but nobody calls me a reprobate and lives. Look, Abby, it's a Neiman Marcus. What's a Neiman Marcus? It's a greeting card for someone named Tachi. No, Michael, it's a kind of barbecue grill. Neiman Marcus. A Japanese electronics firm. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Not again, Sam! I'm sick of your yelling "Scottyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" all the time! Stay out of this, Abomagoonios! He's MY responsibility! And this video is MY responsibility, Sam! Will you two please stop bickering? You're making it harder to concentrate on trying to get this 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo done correctly. Didn't I tell you not to bring commercial plugs into a public logo? Ease up on them, Sam! Shut up, you buttwipe! Stop calling him a buttwipe, you sonofagun! Scotty and I are only human. I don't care which one of you keeps messing up the logos, but I've had it with the both of you! Scotty and Guy, yoooooooooou're fired! Fired!? Fired!? That's right, fired! Get out! Both of you! Out out out out out! Sam, Sam, Sam! How many times must you keep firing people against my wishes? Abomagoonios, Abomagoonios, Abomagoonios! How many times must you keep interfering with what I feel is justified? Justified my behind! You bring Scotty and Guy back here right now! Never! This time it's forever! And if you tell Mr. DreamWorks on me, I'm going to kill you! You kill me and you'll be guilty of ***! I don't care! I need to have my rights respected, so don't tell Mr. DreamWorks on me, you buttwipe! I'm not a buttwipe, you sonofagun! You are too a buttwipe! Admit it! Don't call me a buttwipe again, you sonofagun! Buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! Sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun! Buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! Sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun! [ViD Theme] [Devil] Do you see what I see? [She-Devil] Microsoft Sam and Abomagoonios fighting. Not the Devil and She-Devil again! Grab the nearest cross you can find! [Devil] Relax, you two. It's Sam and Abomagoonios' fighting that fascinates us. [She-Devil] We love a good power struggle. Look here, Mr. and Mrs. Mephistopheles! Sam started it by firing Scotty and Guy against my wishes! He defied my authority! Oh yeah, Abomagoonios? What did I tell you about overstepping the bounds of your authority? Keep it up, you two! We love it! All the easier to claim your souls for all eternity. You leave Microsoft Sam alone! He's mine! And don't you harm a hair of Abomagoonios' head! Would we, my pretties? You two would make nice additions to our soul collection. Abomagoonios, I'm sorry for calling you a buttwipe. I didn't mean it. I'll re-hire Scotty and Guy if you want me to. Apology accepted, Sam. Too late! You belong to us! Surrender while you can, or else we'll poop all over you! Don't you dare get filthy with any of us! Take that! Ha! Feeble powers you have! Let's see how you handle this! [BOOM!!] Oh my goodness, Abomagoonios! Did you see what the She-Devil just did to Google Translate? I never thought I'd see the day when Google Translate is beaten at her own game. [She-Devil] Her own powers can't cope with those of pure evil. [Devil] And now, prepare to be poop on! [THUNDER!!] You'll do nothing of the kind, Devil and She-Devil! And look what you did to Google Translate! What we did to her is not of your concern! Begone! You heard him! Get lost, or we poop all over you! Unacceptable! Now you're gonna get it! Take that! [BOOM!!] [LOUD CRASH!] Google Translate? Are you all right? Don't worry, Sam. I'm okay. I had no idea that the She-Devil had stronger powers than I do. Well, God saved us all and that's important. Amen to that! Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed. Youthinks right, Scotty. You've done it again, Scotty. Rings within rings. I love it! Rings within rings? Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Nice scheme, but I think we should take the rest of the day off. It's been a trying day. [Google Translate] That's a good idea, Abomagoonios. [Mary] I'm all for going out to lunch. [Mike] And later to the jewelry store, perhaps? [Abby] Good idea. I'd like to see something in a pearl necklace. [Abomagoonios] Or better yet, a string of paloppanies. [Sam] POOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!! Places, everybody! This is a take! If this is a take, what's a give? Good question. Where's Sam? He's usually the first one to appear in these videos. He's in Mr. DreamWorks' office right now, pleading not to get a beating for these 2019 DreamWorks Animation bloopers. Anyway, let's get started. Roll camera! Cue the logo! "DreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamWorks?" Whoever's in charge of the captions loves As. I'll bet the A on the computer keyboard got stuck. Next thing you know, it would say "DreamWorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrks!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Abomagoonios, why do you keep stealing my laugh line? You don't own it, Sam. Good to see you back, Sam. Did Mr. DreamWorks berate you again? No, Google Translate. Apparently Mr. DreamWorks thinks these bloopers are funny. I knew he'd see things our way. Just get to work! Yessir. Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream. Eight dreams are better than one. [Chris Tarrant] What a disastress star, that is the wrong answer! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! Works Works Works Works Works Works Works Works. All works', all the time. Top Ten time! What's your request? Just the proper captions after the logo. And now, the Number One song! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaam? I said the PROPER captions! After the logo, the caption should say "DreamWorks", not just a bunch of D's! Just what the "D" is going on here? If you keep messing things up, I'll be sending you to "Heck" all right! [Devil] Did I hear someone saying they'll be sending someone to Heck? [ViD Theme] Oh no! Not the Devil and She-Devil again! Lord God have mercy! [She-Devil] Relax, you two. We haven't come for you. [Devil] We heard Sam say he'd be sending Scotty and Guy to Heck. We accept. Give them to us. Now. Hold on there, Mr. and Mrs. Mephistopheles! I was only threatening to send them to Heck if they kept screwing up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logos. You infernal monsters always pick the darnedest times to meddle in our affairs, don't you? Oh, Abomagoonios! Always with the flattery! I love your style. Your temptations are too dangerous, She-Devil! I've got a good mind to tell the Almighty on you! If you do that, we'll poop all over your friends! That sickening act will never go unpunished. [She-Devil] Go away! [Devil] You heard her! Don't meddle in our affairs! I'm warning you two! If you relieve yourselves on Sam and his friends, God will get you good for it! [Devil] Scandalous, and nothing else but scandalous! Shall we let them have it? [She-Devil] Let's do it! Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! You dirty imps! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] I second that reaction! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] You'll pay for this! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] Stop using us for toilets! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] Caught you in the act of soiling Sam and his friends again, Devil and She-Devil! Take that! [BOOM!!] [LOUD CRASH!!] [Devil] Curses! Banished again! [She-Devil] One day we will own Sam and his friends! [God] Sore losers, yes. Prophets, no. Sam and his friends are all cleaned up now. You may resume your video. Thank God! You're welcome. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! What's up now, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaam? YOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED! Fired!? FIRED!? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! MICROSOFT SAM, YOU'VE GOT YOUR NERVE FIRING ME AFTER WHAT WE JUST WENT THROUGH WITH THE DEVIL AND SHE-DEVIL! IF YOU DON'T RE-HIRE ME I'LL KILL MYSELF YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!! [BOOM!!] I don't care! You're still fired! Get out before I call the cops! Out out out out out! Microsoft Sam, are you nuts? Bring Scotty back here right now! Never! And that's final! And if any of you makes a move to bring Scotty back, I'll have you hanged for mutiny! I mean it, Fatso! Mutiny my behind! When I say bring Scotty back, I mean it! And stop calling me "Fatso!" [CRASH!] That's it! Get the rope! YOU will do nothing of the kind, Sam! Apologize to Beulah for calling her "Fatso" and bring Scotty back or you're getting a wedgie! You don't tell me what to do here! That's insubordination! This is MY studio now! Oh no it isn't! It's not Microsoft Sam Films Inc., it's Abomagoonios Entertainment Films Inc. Like heck it is! I should have let the Devil and She-Devil poop all over you when they did it to me, Mike, Mary and Google Translate! [Chris Tarrant] I'm afraid that is the wrong answer. *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! [Mike] Okay Chris, give Sam the silent treatment. [Chris Tarrant] What happened there? If you're not sure of the answer, then use your lifelines. [Sam] Shut up, Chris!! [Chris Tarrant] No! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! [Abomagoonios] Sam, either you bring Scotty back and apologize to Beulah and Chris, or I'll call Mr. DreamWorks right now and have you impaled on the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo! No more of this bullcrap! I mean it, Abomagoonios! YOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED! You can't fire me! I'm in charge of this video! Screw you, Abomagoonios! Get the rope! I'm hanging you, Scotty, Beulah and Chris for mutiny right now!! Dream A Comcast Company? Department of Repetitive Redundancy Department. Works A Comcast Company. Better than DreamWorks in black and white. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! We're getting there, but we should put "DreamWorks" up before getting to the Comcast byline. Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed yet again. Youthinks right, Scotty. Oh fudge! Not again! I know I should be punished. Give me a wedgie or something. Forget it, Scotty, it's a forgivable error. "That's all Folks" should come at the end of the cartoon and not the beginning. I agree, but let's break for lunch before we try again. [Google Translate] Don't worry, Sam. We all make mistakes. [Sam] I guess you're right, Google Translate, but I'm afraid of what Mr. DreamWorks's gonna do to me. [Mike] It's all taken care of. Mr. DreamWorks loves these bloopers. [Mary] He has an annual blooper reel himself and he wants to include our bloopers in it. [Sam] Yeah, but after those extensive repairs, I'm financially in dire straits. [Abomagoonios] We'll take care of that too, Sam. Right now, let' s all go out to eat. The tab's on me. [Scotty] Where are we eating, Abomagoonios? [Abomagoonios] Where else? Chez Monyou! [Scotty] Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Calm down, Winnie the Pooh. You know you've heard in references. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF PEOPLE STEALING MY LINE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, SO DO THAT TO ME AGAIN AND I'LL THROW YOU OUT OF THE STUDIO YOU HEAR ME? STOP IT YOU THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF!! [BOOM!] Places everyone! Roll camera! Cue the logo! Uh, Scotty? Yeah, Sam? Are you futzing around with the moon again? I'm not futzing around with anything! Liar! Are you two at it again? Well, Scotty started it! I did not! You did too! [Scotty] Did not! [Sam] Did too! [Scotty] Did NOT! [Sam] Did TOO! [Scotty] DID NOT! [Sam] DID TOO! Gentlemen, gentlemen... [Scotty] Did not! [Sam] Did too! [Scotty] Did NOT! [Sam] Did TOO! [Scotty] DID NOT! [Sam] DID TOO! Gentlemen, gentlemen! [Scotty] Did not! [Sam] Did too! [Scotty] Did NOT! [Sam] Did TOO! [Scotty] DID NOT! [Sam] DID TOO! CHILDREN, CHILDREN! You tell them, Abomagoonios! Stay out of this, you buttwipe! Take it easy, Mike. Sam doesn't mean it. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on now. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT! MICROSOFT SAM, STOP CALLING ME A BUTTWIPE! I AM NOT A BUTTWIPE, YOU HEAR ME? STOP CALLING ME A BUTTWIPE YOU SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN!! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Mike? I'm okay, Mary. I just get so p-ed off at Sam's calling me a buttwipe. Forgive Mike for his chronic inability to face facts. And forgive Sam for getting his facts mixed up. Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Tesco? It may be that store to have a beer of drink. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaam? Not "Tesco," "DreamWorks Animation!" Animation as in Butthead! I am not a Butthead! Verizon? I didn't know we were making *** flicks all of a sudden. There's no flick like a dirty flick, especially when filmed in the bathroom. That's what *** flicks really are: a load of crum! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Stop it! You're making me sick! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] Vans? That's what I say. What the logo is going on here? You took the words right out of my mouth, LH Michelle. I can't help it if the logo has a mind of its own, Sam. It's not the logo that's at fault, Scotty, it's you. Start packing. You're fired. Fired? FIRED!? I mean it this time. Pack up and leave, or I call the cops and charge you with mutiny. Take it easy, Scotty. Control yourself. Relax. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! MICROSOFT SAM, YOU KNOW DANG WELL MY VALUE TO THIS STUDIO! I'VE GOT A FAMILY TO SUPPORT AND IF YOU DON'T RE-HIRE ME I'LL KILL MYSELF YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!! [BOOM!!] No problem, Scotty. I'll re-hire you if I can find a way to stop Sam from illegally hanging you. No interference, Abomagoonios! I mean it! Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Don't blow up, Winnie the Pooh. You know over 9,000 people can say that, especially children. Just be cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE MY TRADEMARK LINES I HEAR IT'S CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, TIGGER, PIGLET AND EVERYONE IN THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD! STOP STEALING MY TRADEMARK LINE YOU TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS TYRANTS! [BOOM!] [Abomagoonios] Take it easy, Winnie, there's no need for you to do this. Now who'll man the logo? [Hank] Don't sweat it, Abomagoonios. Jimmy and I can handle it. Anyone's better than that dime-a-dozen bum. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! Get out! Now! I can take a hint. I know when I'm not wanted. Goodbye forever. Uh, Sam? What's the matter, Abomagoonios? Sam, the election's over. And besides, you can't win because you may have driven Scotty to suicide. I found this note Scotty left here. What does it say? "Dear Sam, I'm going home to hang myself and you're to blame for my suicide. Goodbye forever. Signed, Radar Overseer Scotty." [Daniel Bryan] Holy Schneikees! It IS a suicide note! Scotty, please don't hang yourself! No! No! No! No! [Sam] Take it easy, Sam. It was only a firing, not a death sentence. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUMB CRUMB CRUMB CRUMB! YOU KNOW I HAD JUST CAUSE IN FIRING SCOTTY AND THERE'S NO WAY IN HECK I'LL ACCEPT BLAME IF HE KILLS HIMSELF BECAUSE IT'S JUSTIFIED, YOU HEAR ME? JUSTIFIED JUSTIFIED JUSTIFIED JUSTIFIED JUSTIFIED JUSTIFIED JUSTIFIED JUSTIFIED!! [BOOM!!] [Chris Tarrant] Oh dear, you selected the wrong answer! [Sam] Actually, I'm right! Tell me I've got the right answer now, or else! [Chris Tarrant] No! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! Lotto? They use heavy-duty film. And Beulah should be the star. She's got the wide load for it! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Take it easy, Beulah. Sam doesn't mean it. Relax. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! MICROSOFT SAM, STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT MY WEIGHT! DO YOU HEAR ME? STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT MY WEIGHT YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!! [BOOM!!] Beulah? Are you all right? I'm okay, Abby. I just get p-ed off by Sam's jokes about my weight. I'm sorry, Beulah. I promise never to make jokes about your weight again. I accept your apology, Sam. I wonder where Scotty is. I'll help you look for him. "Samsonite?" Sorry, we're all fresh out! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! One of these days, Mike... Tag Heuer. Made for truckers. That's a big ten-four, good buddy. Yamaha? I'm sure glad I'm not one, although occasionally I can really be a dummy. But not even close to Mary. She was born a dumby! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Stay calm, Mary. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on. EEE-YOW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W! MICROSOFT SAM, DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A DUMMY AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME? DON'T EVER CALL ME A DUMMY AGAIN YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!! [BOOM!!] Mary, are you all right? I'm all right, Google Translate. I just wish Sam never called me a dummy in the first place. I'm sorry, Mary, but old habits die hard. Just like these bloopers. We keep getting bloopers no matter how hard we try to get it right. Need a little help? Scotty! You're back! I'm sorry for firing you in the first place. I'm so glad you didn't kill yourself. I just didn't have the heart to get the rope. Before you two get romantic, we have a DreamWorks Animation logo to do. Roger Wilco! Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed again! Youthinks right, Scotty, but let's take the rest of the day off. I'm one step ahead of you, Sam. Whatta you say we go out to eat? I feel like going all out this time. Where are we eating, Abomagoonios? Where else? [Sam] Oh bother! *SHIN KICK!* SOI!! [Winnie the Pooh] I hope this teaches you a lesson not to steal my line, Sam, you baldy! *SHIN KICK!* Ouch! My shin! Owww! Places everyone! Roll camera! Cue the logo! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaam? This is the earliest juncture in a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers video I've ever heard Sam scream at Scotty. I said cue the logo! The logo! The logo! Gonna lay down my sword and logo. Down by the riverside. I ain't gonna study war no more. I want the logo, Scotty, or else I'll declare war on you! I hate war! Then I'll give you a wedgie. Wedgies suck, Sam. Then I'll FIRE you! And I'll re-hire you and give Sam a wedgie. And I'll throw a tantrum because Abomagoonios keeps interfering with what I say is justified. To which I'd reply: "Justified my behind!" You tell him, Abomagoonios! ...and Scotty, Abomagoonios and all who defy me will be hanged for mutiny. Listen to Sam rattle on and on. He thinks he really owns the place. So typical of a control freak, carrying on about things that will never happen. Dream on, Microsoft Sam, dream on. They're right, Sam. No sense in getting worked up over it. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUMB CRUMB CRUMB CRUMB! ABOMAGOONIOS, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE PRODUCER OF THIS FLIPPING VIDEO! I'M THE DIRECTOR AND WHAT I SAY GOES YOU BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE! [BOOM!!] [Chris Tarrant] Oh no, that's the wrong answer! You've just lost... ...100 pounds! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! [Abomagoonios] No more violence on the form of host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for saying that you've given him the wrong answer, Sam. I mean, you really are acting like a control freak lately and I think you should stop! Don't you agree with me, Google Translate? [Google Translate] Abomagoonios's right, Sam. You should see a doctor to get your control-freak tendecies fixed. [Sam] I'm sorry, Google Translate, but I can't help it if I'm a perfectionist when it comes to directing. [Abomagoonios] And as for you Chris, will you promise never to say stuff like you've given me the wrong answer? [Chris Tarrant] No! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! They're playing my song again. Mary, do you always have to say that when they play the Merrie Melodies theme? It's just a habit I have, Beulah. Sounds funny. "Mary Melodies!" Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Not you too, Abby! Sorry, Sam. Laughing like you do must be contagious. Just like the common cold. There's that 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo again. As opposed to the 2006 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo? Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! NOW CUT THAT OUT! Chill, Sam. You don't own any copyrights on that laugh. Don't lie to me, Abomagoonios! Don't make me give you a wedgie, Sam! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Scotty, come here. [Scotty] What's the matter now, Sam? [Sam] That logo is from 2004 and we're using the 2019 logo version. [Scotty] Well, screw me where the sun won't shine, Sam! I'm not a clock watcher! [Sam] If you don't bring up the proper logo you will wish you were a clock maker! Frederator Studios. Before they were acquired by Comcast. Frederator is a studio, and it's Comcastic! Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Not you, Google Translate! Sorry, Sam. I was only teasing you. I accept your apology, Google Translate. [Sam] And as for you, Scotty, do I have to show you what logo belongs here? [Scotty] Do you always have to make me feel like a second-grade kid in school? [Sam] Scotty, this is the logo that belongs here: the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. I've got eyes, Sam! Stop acting like such a buttwipe! DON'T CALL ME A BUTTWIPE, YOU SONOFAGUN! {Scotty] All right, Sam! Now you've forced me to resort to massive retaliation! Scotty, Scotty, Scotty. Sam, Sam, Sam. You know better than to try to scare me with the Viacom V of Doom, the Screen Gems S from Heck, the B-Backwards N-D mask of Guo Xiang and the Klasky-Csupo Robot. They don't scare me anymore. Sheesh! If those logos don't scare Sam, I for the life of me don't know what does! [Devil] Does THIS answer your question, Radar Overseer Scotty? [Dun-dun-dun sound effect] Oh no! Not the Devil and She-Devil again! Lord God, have mercy on us! Please! [She-Devil] Scared you, didn't we, Beulah and Abby? Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Devil] We meant to scare Sam, but that's a start! Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Oh great! Now the Devil and She-Devil are stealing my laugh line! Calm down, Sam. If those infernal imps bother us any further, we'll call on God to deal with them. Stop mentioning the Almighty in front of us! It always makes our tails grow limp! So what if your tails DO grow limp? We call on the Almighty and He'll deal with you just as He dealt with *** and Gomorrah. *** and Gomorrah. I remember those places well. They were our favorite playgrounds until the Almighty ruined it for us. You got that right. Your soul-stealing game has only made you more depraved than ever. I couldn't have said it better myself. You heard it from me, a messenger from God. That's far enough! You and your divine interventions! If you stop us from stealing Sam's soul, we will dump all over you! Don't you dare get filthy with us! We lift our call to God Almighty--- [Devil] Scandalous, double scandalous and triple scandalous! Shall we let them have it! [She-Devil] Let's do it! Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! Not again! Eeeewww! Eeeewwww! [Barfing] You filthy animals! Eeeewww! Eeeewwww! [Barfing] That's your answer to everything! Relieving yourselves all over us! Eeeewww! Eeeewwww! [Barfing] You'll get yours one of these days! Eeeewww! Eeeewwww! [Barfing] Caught you in the act of soiling Sam and his friends again, Devil and She-Devil! Take that! [BOOM!!] [LOUD CRASH!!] [Devil] Curses! Foiled again by the Almighty! We just can't win. [She-Devil] Oh, I think my vertebrae are broken. *** and Gomorrah shall rise again. [God] Sore losers, yes. Prophets, no. Sam and his friends are all cleaned up now. You may resume your video. Thank God! You're welcome. Where's the Comcast byline? Back in the hive. Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! It's becoming a pandemic. We found the Comcast byline. Where's the DreamWorks? We used it to retrieve the Comcast byline! Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Just be cool, Sam. Just be cool. Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed! Youthinks right, Scotty. Must be another one of those days! Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Chill, Sam. You know about free speech. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT! IT'S MY LAUGH! IT BELONGS TO ME AND THE NEXT PERSON WHO USES IT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION I WILL SUE FOR TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT! IT'S MY LAUGH! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!! [BOOM!!] Oh Sam, what happened to you? His head just exploded in that tantrum. We'll have to get Sam to the hospital. [Mike narrating] "Microsoft Sam, pushed to the breaking point when others constantly used his signature laugh 'Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl' flew into an incredibly violent tantrum." [BOOM!!] [Mike narrating] "The tantrum caused his head to explode, spewing blood in the process and he was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. Google Translate tried to keep a straight face, but upon arriving at the hospital, she burst into tears. Mary, along with the doctors and nurses, consoled Google Translate and assured her that Sam would be okay. Meanwhile, back in the studio, Abomagoonios took over the task of directing." Places everyone! This is a take! Your wish is my command, Abomagoonios, but are you sure Sam's gonna survive? I'm positive, Scotty. Mary, Winnie the Pooh and Google Translate called from the hospital and told me that Sam's getting his new head today. He could use it, Abomagoonios, because he lost his old one. I've heard of people losing their heads, but I didn't think it was literal speech. "Losing his head." Very funny. [Abomagoonios] It's not that funny, you goat face! [Daniel Bryan] Stay calm, Daniel. Don't explode your head. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ABOMAGOONIOS, HOW, DARE, YOU, CALL, ME, A, GOAT, FACE! I, DON'T, HAVE, A, GOAT, FACE, YOU, FOUR, EYES, FOUR, EYES! [BOOM!] [Chris Tarrant] What a disastress star, that is the wrong answer! [Daniel Bryan] No! No! No! No! No! I want to be a millionaire! Give me the money! [Chris Tarrant] No! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! Atari? Since when did Atari get involved? I can see it now. This week's episode of "Unreal Tournament" hosted by Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo. Scotty? You called, Abomagoonios? Since when did DreamWorks merge with Activision? Don't blame me, Abomagoonios. Jimmy did it. I didn't do it, Scotty. You did too, you buttwipe! If Sam were here, he'd fire you! He's not here, Jimmy. He's getting a head transplant. I think Jimmy needs one too, so he can stop being a total buttwipe. Chill, Jimmy. Scotty didn't mean it. Relax. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A BUTTWIPE AGAIN YOU SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN!! [BOOM!!] Jimmy, are you all right? I'm all right, Hank, but nobody calls me a buttwipe and lives. [Chris Tarrant] Oh no, that's the wrong answer! You've just lost... ...100 pounds! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! Universal logo? Tonight on "Jurassic Park:" Guest star Ian Malcolm consults the Jurassic Park crew on how to build a better trap to catch Ellie Sattler. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!! You bellowed, Abomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagoonios? Since when did Universal and DreamWorks merge? Answer me now, and if you lie, you're suspended for 6 weeks! I cannot tell a lie, Abomagoonios. Hank did it. You moron, Scotty! Hank, you're suspended for 6 weeks. Take it easy, Hank. You should be grateful Abomagoonios didn't fire you. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, I KNOW YOU FRAMED ME AND YOU'LL GET YOURS YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! [BOOM!!] Hank, are you all right? I'm all right, Jimmy. Lucky my head's still attached to me. I'm sorry for blaming Scotty for my suspension. I'm lifting it, Hank. I agree that you're lucky you didn't lose your head. Just like Sam did. Google Translate! How is Sam doing? He's just received his new head and the doctors say he'll be okay. I had to calm Google Translate down. I never say her crying her eyes out like that before. That's because I was afraid Sam had died. I feel much better now. I'm glad he survived. So am I. Now I know how much you love him. And did I hear someone throwing a tantrum just as Google Translate and I arrived? Oh, Hank was upset when I suspended him for screwing up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo, so I rescinded his suspension. Good for you, Hank. But I'm sending Radar Overseer Scotty to bed without supper. [Scotty] Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Get a hold of yourself, Winnie the Pooh. You know about free speech. Remain frosty. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, IF YOU EVER STEAL MY TRADEMARK LINE AGAIN, I'LL SEND THE DEVIL AND SHE-DEVIL AFTER YOU YOU HEAR ME? STOP IT YOU THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF! [BOOM!] TDK. Easy as AMD. As simple as Bright House. TDK. AMD. You and me. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!! He's in bed, Abomagoonios. How DARE he sleep on the job! Go wake him up and tell him to get busy getting this 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo right or he's fired! Abomagoonios, you sent him to bed without supper. I did!? Yes, Abomagoonios. Remember? He made Jimmy, Hank and Winnie the Pooh throw tantrums and you punished him by sending him to bed without supper. Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Don't even think about it, Abomagoonios! I already threw a tantrum in this video, remember? [Abomagoonios] Well, I don't care! Just like Microsoft Sam's laugh, people have the rights to say your line if they want to Winnie, and you know what? Oh, bother the same time! Now you better not tell me what to do or I'll kick you in the shin! Do you understand, you smelly old bear? [Winnie the Pooh] Don't blow a gasket, Winnie the Pooh. Abomagoonios's only kidding. Just be cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! THAT DOES IT, ABOMAGOONIOS, I'M CALLING BRANDON EVANS ON YOU FOR THIS, AND YOU HAD BETTER NOT STEAL MY LINES AND DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A SMELLY OLD BEAR YOU FOUR EYES FOUR EYES FOUR EYES FOUR EYES FOUR EYES FOUR EYES FOUR EYES FOUR EYES! [BOOM!] Not again, Winnie! It's no wonder you're always, always, throwing tantrums in these 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Blooper videos! [Winnie] Guy? I never thought I said this, but it's good to see you again! [Guy] Yeah! Anyways, does anyone need a little help? Abomagoonios sent Scotty to bed without his supper. And we need help getting this 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo done right. Well, Guy, I guess you'll have to do. Go to it! Roger Wilco! No, Guy, not the Viacom V of Doom! Not the Screen Gems S from Heck! Not the B-Backwards N-D Mask of Guo Xiang! No, no, no! Not the Klasky-Csupo Robot! Now listen! The DreamWorks Animation logo follows the moon! All right, all right! Don't get ugly, Abomagoonios! You're acting like a total buttwipe! All right, Abomagoonios, don't flame out. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on now! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! GUY, IF YOU CALL ME A BUTTWIPE ONE MORE TIME I'LL SEND YOU TO BED WITHOUT YOUR SUPPER YOU BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD BLOCKHEAD!! [BOOM!!] Oh my goodness! Are you okay, Abomagoonios? I'm...all right, Abby. Well, I never thought I'd see the day when Abomagoonios throws a tantum in a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers video. And just what are you doing out of bed, Scotty? I got up when we got a call from the hospital. Any news on Sam yet? The doctor said there's good news and bad news. The good news is that Sam's awake and alert. The bad news is... they gave him the head of a Gorgon. A Gorgon!? Well, the assistant surgeon said it would be better suited for anyone who dated Google Translate because he thinks she's a harlot. Hold still, Google Translate. Take a deep breath. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! HOW DARE THAT DOCTOR CALL ME A HARLOT! i AM NOT A HARLOT YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Google Translate? I'm all right, Mike. Just wait till I get my hands on the doctor who gave Sam the head of a Gorgon! Did I say a Gorgon? I misheard the doctor. Sam's new head is a normal one. I'm sorry if I made you mad, Google Translate. It's not your fault, Scotty. I forgive you. Can we PLEASE try to get the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo correct? As good as done, Mein Kapitaen! [Sion] "Mein Kapitaen?" WreamDorks? What next? DeamWarks? NOW CUT THAT OUT!! Take it easy, Abomagoonios. Don't get so hyper. Sam! I'm so glad to see you. I've missed you. I've missed you too, Google Translate. I'm so glad to be back. And I'm glad they remembered how your head looked. Simple plastic surgery does wonders. How about the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo? Glad you reminded me, Scotty. Roll camera! Cue the logo! Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed! Youthinks right, Scotty. Let's try again. Uh, not now, Sam. We've been suffering greatly when you were in the hospital and we need to take some time off. [Sam] Great idea, Abomagoonios! This will fit in with the regimen my doctors prescribed. [Google Translate] And what regimen is it? [Sam] Plenty of rest and relaxation. And above all, I must not let my temper get the best of me. [Mary] You mean you won't throw any tantrums for a while? [Sam] Not for a week, at least. [Mike] Well, it looks like Sam is better with his new head than with his old one. [Google Translate] And I'll be at his side. He needs all the TLC he can get. [Abomagoonios] And you know what we missed most, Sam? [Sam] What, Abomagoonios? [Abomagoonios] We missed your signature laugh. [Sam] My signature laugh? [Mike] You know, Sam. You usually laugh like this: "Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!" [Sam] Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Don't explode your head, Winnie the Pooh. This is the final time someone says that. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! MICROSOFT SAM, YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND MY TRADEMARK LINE YOU HAVE STOLEN! IF YOU STEAL IT FROM ME AGAIN, I WILL DEFINITELY EXPLODE YOUR HEAD YOU THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF! [BOOM!] Oh bother! This is what I get for throwing too many tantrums. Maybe I should take a week off to recover and come back afterwards. [Sam] Great idea, Winnie, and I promise never to steal your signature lines again because I get cheesed off whenever people steal my signature laugh. [Winnie] Good, just so you don't. Anyways, I'd better get goin! See you later! Places everyone! On my way from the hospital to here, I found two new recruits who want to join the studio! [Talking Tom] Hey Guys, we came all the way from Tony Tony, France to here to join here. [Beulah] Who are you? [Abby] We have never met him before. [Talking Tom] My name is Talking Tom. [Talking Ben] And I'm Talking Ben. And you are? [Sam] Microsoft Sam. [Mike] Microsoft Mike. [Mary] Microsoft Mary. [Anna] Microsoft Anna. [Scotty] Radar Overseer Scotty. [Jimmy] Jimmy. [Hank] Hank. [Guy] Guy. [Daniel] Daniel Bryan. [LH Michael] Lernout & Hauspie Michael. [LH Michelle] Lernout & Hauspie Michelle. [Beulah] Beulah. [Abby] Abby. [Winnie] Winnie the Pooh. [Chris] I'm Chris Tarrant for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, good evening! [Abomagoonios] And I'm Abomagoonios, the creator of these 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers videos, and just to let you know, because of recent defense, Sam still can't throw tantrums yet, but don't worry, we can pick up the slack for him. Roll camera! Cue the logo! Konami? Sounds like fun. Where's the party? Where's the entertainment? Where's the fire? Where's the beef? Here's the beef. This is supposed to be DreamWorks, not Konami. Picky, picky, picky. What did you do with the logo? Nothing special. We just took the sting out of it. It's not 2006, it's 2019. Very well, if you want to get technical... "Ynapmoc Tsacmoc a Skrowmaerd?" Taht erutcip si sdrawckab! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY! Take it easy, Saaaaaaaaaaaam! You're not supposed to throw tantrums yet, remember? Stay out of this, you goat face! [Daniel] Take it easy, Daniel. Sam's just having a bad day. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! MICROSOFT, SAM, STOP, CALLING, ME, A, GOAT, FACE! DON'T, GET, SO, ANGRY, YOU, PULPY, PULPY, PULPY, PULPY! [BOOM!] [Ben] Are you alright, Daniel? [Daniel] I'm okay, Ben. Sam shouldn't get so hyper or he might destroy himself again. Sorry, but these bloopers irritate me. But Mr. DreamWorks said he likes these bloopers. I forgot that. My bad. Let's march on. Scotty, Jimmy, Hank and Guy! Matthew, Mark, Luke and John! Chill, Sam. Why must you be so angry? Why shouldn't I be? No one says "F-U" to their boss! That's insubordination! Do that once more and you'll all be fired! You hear me? F-I-R-E-D fired! Calm down, Guy. You should be worried about Sam's health. Relax. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crumb crumb crumb crumb! Microsoft Sam, you know you can't get mad because if you throw a tantrum now you might kill yourself! Calm the heck down you *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!! [BOOM!!] Are you okay, Guy? I'm all right, Scotty. I feared for Sam's life when he screamed at us. I'm sorry, Guy, but you should never say "F-U" to your boss. It's kind of funny, you know? Sam screaming and Guy throwing a tantrum in which he warns Sam he'd kill himself if HE throws one! Guy throws a tantrum because he's afraid I'd kill myself if I threw one? Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Now that you mentioned it, it IS kind of funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Chris Tarrant] I'm afraid that is the wrong answer. *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! Sofia the First? Whoever did that must be full of Sofia the First. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Radar Overseer Scotty, so help me... Calm down, Sam! Remember what your doctor said. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Star vs. the Forces of Evil. With a good Star vs. the Forces of Evil, the show can always be refreshing. First Star vs. the Forces of Evil, now Rolie Polie Olie. The atmosphere is really getting electric. I didn't know Star vs. the Forces of Evil and Rolie Polie Olie joined the Madagascar world. For those about to Disney, we salute you. You shook me all night long. The next person who makes a reference to Star vs. the Forces of Evil and Rolie Polie Olie I will send down the "Highway to Heck!" Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [ViD Theme] Eek! The Devil and She-Devil! Grab hold of the nearest cross! [Devil] Hands off those roods! [She-Devil] You know they cause us great pain! And just what are you two infernal imps doing back here again? Oh Dave, you always flatter us! We overheard Sam threatening to send somebody down the highway to heck. We were discussing AC/DC songs. That's one of our favorite bands. "Highway to Heck" has been the number one song in our realm for 33 years. I especially love it when Bon Scott yells my name. He's one of the star attractions in the Dante Lounge in my kingdom. Dante? The one who wrote the "Inferno?" LH Michael and I are ardent fans of classical literature. That's beside the point. Don't you dare harm a hair of Sam's head! And you leave Abomagoonios alone! He's mine! [Devil] And who's gonna make us? I will, you infernal imps! [Devil] Do not interfere with us! We consider it scandalous! [She-Devil] For this we will poop all over Sam and his friends! [THUNDER!] Not in front of Me! Take that, you infernal imps! [BOOM!!] [LOUD CRASH!] [Devil] Curses! Foiled again! [She-Devil] What a hard landing! My spine! My tailbone! My sphincter! Owww! You may resume your video. Good riddance to bad rubbish! [Devil] Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Keep it down, Winnie the Pooh. You know, that just didn't happen. Remain, calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! WHY DO THE DEVIL AND SHE-DEVIL KEEP STEALING MY TRADEMARK LINE? YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING VERY ANNOYING AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT, YOU HEAR ME? I'M SICK OF THOSE KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS KILLERS! *BOOM!* Chuggington. "All Washed Up!" Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Don't steal my laugh line! Just be cool, Sam. Just be cool. Uh-oh! Methinks we goofed again. Youthinks right, but we can't make Sam angry. And what's wrong with being angry? When you get angry, Sam, you get all worked up. And you try to keep yourself cool, but then you lose it and lapse into a tantrum. And the doctor says a tantrum now might kill you. Just relax and take it easy, Sam. You might be a goner if you threw a tantrum now. You may be right, Abomagoonios. I've got no reason to be upset. Besides, if you threw a tantrum on a bicycle, you may be a goner with the Schwinn! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! They're right, Sam. Take a deep breath. Relax. Be cool. Uh-oh! [Tom] Sam, don't do it! [Ben] Don't throw a tantrum! Your head might explode! Got to...keep it in... Can't afford...to have...my head...explode... Must...keep...control... Uh-oh! Can't...fight it... Got to...let loose... No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang crumb crumb crumb crumb crummbity crumb crumb crumb! I can't stand any more bullcrumb from any of you, not even my doctors! No one has to tell me not to throw a tantum and I don't care if it kills me you buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes!! [MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!] SAM!!! He didn't! I'm afraid he did. Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam. Who...what...where am I? You're in the studio, Sam. You just threw an incredibly violent tantrum. Lucky for you, your head didn't explode. My head is...intact? And lucky for you, it is. Tell my doctor I'm sorry I threw a tantrum. Before you screamed at us, I got a call from the doctor saying your head is completely fused to your body and even the most violent tantrum won't destroy it. Whew! That's a relief. What about the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo? Go to it! Tantrums Anonymous. We're all charter members. Tantrums Anonymous is a division of the Tantrum Control Task Force, the organization dedicated to curing people of tantrum addictions. TA has saved 200 lives in the last year alone. Got a tantrum addiction you want to get rid of? Call Tantrums Anonymous, proud sponsor of "2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers!" Places, everyone! Roll camera! Cue the logo! "Commmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcast?" That's really wwwwwwwwwild! We're just like Steve Martin. A bunch of wild and crazy guys! You said it, Scotty. Who's the wise guy futzing around with the ident? Not me. Not me. First of all, the circle should be the DreamWorks moon, and second, the caption should say "DreamWorks A Comcast Company." If Mr. DreamWorks ever saw this... He'd laugh loud and long! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh bother! [Winnie the Pooh] Control yourself, Winnie the Pooh. This situation shall pass. Relax. Stay calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on! EE-YOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! MICROSOFT SAM, DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN? STOP STEALING MY TRADEMARK LINE OR I'LL TELL BRANDON EVANS ON YOU YOU THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF THIEF! [BOOM!] Ben: Are you okay, Winnie? [Winnie] I'm alright, Ben. I just get so annoyed by people saying "Oh bother" when they know it's my line since I was invented in 1921. [Sam] I'm sorry, Winnie, but I just can't help it. Let's just continue with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. "DreamWorkkkkkkkkkkkkkkks?" What next? MMMMMMMMMMMMMoon? SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaam? The logo shouldn't say "More K's of DreamWorks," it should say "DreamWorks!" If you screw it up once more, you're fired! And if you fire me, I'll kill myself! I will NOT be held responsible if you do that! [Chris Tarrant] What a disastress star, that is the wrong answer! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! Comcast Moon. That's where we had our pictures taken. Do I look all right, Abby? Pretty as a picture, Beulah. That does it! Scotty, yo-o-o-o-o-o-ou're fired! I warned you, Sam! Goodbye cruel world! Put that gun down, Scotty! Killing yourself doesn't solve any problems at all. But Abomagoonios, Sam just fired me. Where should I find work at this late date? Don't worry, Scotty. I'll re-hire you and make Sam apologize. Not on your life, Abomagoonios! Scotty's firing is justified, you hear? Justified! Justified my behind! Re-hire Scotty or I'll tell Mr. DreamWorks on you! Screw it, Abomagoonios! I'd sooner send the Devil and She-Devil after you! [Dun-dun-dun sound effect] [Devil] You called, Microsoft Sam? [She-Devil] You want us to take Abomagoonios's soul to our realm? Oh noes! The Devil and She-Devil again! Save me, Jesus! [Devil] Don't mention that name in front of us! [She-Devil] It always makes our tails grow limp! Now look here, Mr. and Mrs. Mephistopheles! You'd better have, if you'll pardon the expression, a danged good reason for intruding on my video again! We heard Sam say he'd rather send us after you than re-hire Radar Overseer Scotty. And we have a score to settle with you because you refused to show God's Country all covered in poop in one of those Funny Signs videos. That's because all the world's religious leaders would have come down on me like a ton of bricks if I hadn't censored that scene. Which would have made it easier for us to possess the souls of you and your friends. If you don't surrender to us, we will poop all over you and your friends. You'll never get away with that, and God wouldn't even let you. Well said, Abomagoonios. If I catch the Devil and She-Devil soiling the place, I will bring My Wrath down upon them! [Devil] Scandalous! Shall we let them have it? [She-Devil] Let's do it! Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! Not again! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] Why do you always do this to us? Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] You bring new meaning to the term "foul play." Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] That's just so like you! You always befoul us when you don't get your way! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] Flagrant foul on the Devil and She-Devil! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] You and your nasty defiance of My Authority! Take that! [BOOM!] [LOUD CRASH!] [Devil] Ouch! My sphincter! Owww! [She-Devil] One day we will do to the world what we did to Abomagoonios and his friends! [God] Sore losers, yes. Prophets, no. Did the caption guy fall asleep on the keys again? One too many R's in the title. "DreamWorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrks!" Now he's got a "C" fetish. He'd better get some WD-40 for his keyboard. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMerrie." Oh Abomagoonios, you flatter me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! If you flirt with Mary again, Abomagoonios, I'll punch your lights out! All right, Abomagoonios, don't lose your mind. You were only reading the caption. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum erupting on now! No no no no no no no no! Microsoft Mike, don't you threaten me again! You hear me? You *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! [BOOM!] Are you all right, Abomagoonios? I'm sorry, Abby. And I'm sorry too, Mike, for throwing that tantrum. Just remember that Mary is mine, Abomagoonios. I was only teasing you. I know. Let's march on. How many M's are there in Melodies? I find one ought to be plenty. Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! DreamWorks A Merrie Company. DreamWorks A Jimmy Company. Hands off of Mary! She's mine! Relax, Mike. We were just reading the captions. But I agree that Mary is very attractive. DreamWorks A Merrie Company. Oh, you flatter me! Calm down, Mike. You know they're only teasing you. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on now. No no no no no no no no dangit dangit dangit dangit! You know Mary is mine and if you lay a finger on her I'll tear you apart you buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes buttwipes! [BOOM!] Are you all right, Mike? I'm okay, Mary. I should have known they were only teasing me. DreamWorks A Melodies Company. Now that's music to my ears. DreamWorks A Looney Company? I knew Mary was the romantic type, but I didn't think she was looney! Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Stay calm, Mary. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Microsoft Sam, don't you call me a looney! You hear me? Don't call me a looney you moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron! [BOOM!] Are you all right, Mary? I'm okay, Mike. I just don't like being p-ed off by Sam's snide remarks. I'm sorry, Mary. Apology accepted, Sam. DreamWorks A Tunes Company. Songs, ditties, jingles and fanfares. Take it easy, Sam. Remember, Mr. DreamWorks likes a good blooper. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! It's not Looney Tunes or Merrie Melodies it's Comcast you sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun! [BOOM!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm okay, Google Translate. These bloopers are starting to get to me. [Google Translate] That's all right, Sam. You know Mr. DreamWorks loves them. [Sam] You're right, Google Translate. Let's keep trying. Oops! Methinks I goofed again! Youthinks right, Scotty, but you can't be blamed for trying. Do you think we should try again, Sam? It's almost lunch time, Google Translate. I'm all for going out to eat. Sure, Sam. Where do you think we should go? Where else? [Sam] Oh bother! *SHIN KICK!* SOI!! [Winnie] I hope this teaches you a lesson not to steal my line, Sam, you thief! *SHIN KICK!* Ouch! My shin! Owww! Let's get this show on the road! Where to, Sam? Where to what? Getting this show on the road? Where to? Boston? New York? Chicago? Los Angeles? London? Paris? Rome? Tokyo? Bangkok? One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble. Now cut that out! How about right here in the studio? Good idea, Google Translate. Roll camera! Cue the logo! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaammm? You put "Vitaphone" where "DreamWorks Animation" should be! Ease up on Scotty, Sam! I think you've been too rough on him recently. Stay out of this, you buttwipe! I'm not a buttwipe, you sonofagun! And I forbid you to call me a buttwipe ever again! Take it easy, Sam. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! Microsoft Mike, accept the fact that you're a buttwipe and if you deny it just once more I'll throw you in jail because you'd be guilty of perjury! You hear me? Guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm all right, Google Translate. Why doesn't Mike learn to face facts? Because, Sam, just calling me a buttwipe doesn't make it so without showing conclusive evidence to prove it. Besides, no jury in the world would convict me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Touche, Sam! Sheesh! [Sion] And shush the sheesh! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!! What's the matter now, Saaaaaaaaaaamm? "DreamWorks DreamWorks?" What in the blessed name of J.L. DreamWorks are you trying to do to me? Sam, I wish you would stop being so rough on Scotty. You know he's trying. Yes, Mary. VERY trying. And you know Mr. DreamWorks loves a good blooper. Stay out of this, you buttwipe! And if Scotty screws up the logo again, he's fired! And if you fire me, I'll kill myself, and if you deny liability for my suicide, I'll send the Devil and She-Devil after you! You tell him, Scotty! Serves Sam right for calling me a buttwipe! Deny you're a buttwipe, Mike, and you'll be a jailbird! Take it easy, Mike. Sam's just being delusional. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on now. No no no no no no no no dangit dangit dangit dangit! Microsoft Sam, how dare you say I'm guilty of perjury for denying being a buttwipe! You have no proof to back up your claim and no jury in the world would convict me! You hear me? Sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun! [BOOM!!] Microsoft Mike, yoooooooooou're fired! Officer Flanigan? You called, Sam? I officially declare Microsoft Mike guilty of perjury and sentence him to ten years in jail! Lock him up! Microsoft Mike, you're under arrest. Oh bother! Eucerin? What kind of a product is an Eucerin? A product that takes one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!! YOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!! Fired!? FIRED!? Oh no you don't, Microsoft Sam! Re-hire Scotty now, or else! Or else what? Just "or else!" You can't "or else" me, Abomagoonios! I don't care if you're the producer of this f-ing video! If you rescind Scotty's firing, I'll charge you with mutiny! You can't override me, Sam! Such charges would only be friviolous! If you don't re-hire Scotty, I'll send the Devil and She-Devil after you! And I'll kill myself, and if Sam denies liability, he'd be thrown in jail alongside Microsoft Mike! No jury in the world would convict me! Don't be too sure, Sam! Now, will you re-hire Scotty, or do I send the Devil and She-Devil after you? Okay, Abomagoonios, I know when I'm licked. Scotty, you're re-hired. Thanks, Sam. Hello? Precinct 33? I wanna speak with the Chief of Police. What is Mary doing? Don't interrupt a phone call, Sam. She's talking to the Chief of Police. She's trying to get Mike out of jail. Hello? Chief of Police? This is Microsoft Mary. I wish to file wrongful conviction and imprisonment charges against Microsoft Sam on Microsoft Mike's behalf. Aha! Mary, get off the phone! Sam! You can't send Mike to jail without proof! He's guilty of perjury and under sentence! Guy, cut the line! Will do, Sam! Hello? Hello? All right, who cut the line? Microsoft Mary, I told you not to call! Sam, you can't convict and imprison Mike on a perjury charge without proof. You had no proof. He's innocent. Innocent my behind! I forbid you to see Mike ever again! But Sam, I love him! Forget it, Mary! I forbid you to even get near him! He's a lying buttwipe and a criminal! Stay away from him forever and that's final! Stay calm, Mary. Sam's just being stubborn. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on. Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Microsoft Sam, you really p-ed me off! I love Microsoft Mike, he's not a buttwipe and you can't keep him locked up! You hear me? You moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron!! [BOOM!!] Are you okay, Mary? I'm sorry I blew up, Abomagoonios. Sam's stubbornness just ticks me off. I'm sorry, Mary, but you just have to face facts. And so do you, Sam. Paramount merges with DreamWorks? Popeye meets Shrek. Come here, Scotty. What now, Sam? Do you work for Paramount? I should say not. This is DreamWorks Animation, not Paramount. Don't you even think about harming Scotty, Sam. [Sam] Oh bother! DreamWorks and Rankin Bass? Fiona meets Smokey the Bear. DreamWorks Animation on Public Television? Well, Alex and Marty did some Melman and Gloria spots for the Madagascar Trilogy in one of these years. PlayStation? Sony really did merge with Comcast. No they did not! Sorry, just another minor glitch. Just like when Sam sent me to jail wrongfully. That's right. I called the Chief of Police, cleared Mike of the perjury conviction and overturned his jail sentence. How did you manage that, Abomagoonios? Very simple. After Sam had Guy cut the land line, I secretly used my cell phone to contact the police station. It sure feels good to be free again. I've missed you, Mike. I missed you too, Mary. Aha! A fugitive! Call the police! I already did, Sam. I told the Chief of Police that you wrongfully convicted Mike of perjury and threw him in jail, then he contacted some lawyers and they freed Mike for lack of conclusive evidence. Why should I show evidence when I know it's an accepted fact that Mike's a buttwipe? Just calling me a buttwipe doesn't make it so! They also fined you $50,000 and warned you to stop indulging in delusions resulting from incessant name-calling. This is an outrage! Abomagoonios, I don't care what power you hold over us, but I oughta send the Devil and She-Devil after you for double-crossing me! Don't you dare do that, Sam, or I'll call on God and the Angel to beat them back! You asked for it, traitor! [ViD Theme] Oh noes! Not the Devil and She-Devil again! Save us, Jesus! [Devil] Don't say that name in front of us! [She-Devil] It always makes our tails grow limp! You infernal monsters! I've got a good mind to call on God to send you back where you came from! Don't listen to Abomagoonios's blathering bullcrum! He committed treason against me by freeing Microsoft Mike from jail against my wishes! You say he's a traitor? Now you're talking my language! [Chris] I'm afraid that is the wrong answer. *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! [Mike] Okay Chris, give the infernal imps the silent treatment. [Chris] What happened there? If you're not sure of the answer, then use your lifelines. [Abomagoonios] Treason, schmeason! Sam wrongfully convicted Mike of perjury and jailed him and I had to prove Mike's not a buttwipe in order to free him. Should we take your statement as a confession to the crime of treason? Yes! He's a traitor and he should be tormented in Heck forever for it! And what about Sam jailing me for denying being a buttwipe without conclusive proof? Good point. Sam and Abomagoonios now belong to us. And if anyone tries to take them away, we will poop all over them. Not without incurring My Wrath, you don't! [Devil] Scandalous! Shall we let them have it? [She-Devil] Let's do it! Bombs--- [THUNDER] Not in My Presence, you don't! Take that! [BOOM!!] {LOUD CRASH!!] [Devil] Curses! You didn't even give us a chance! [She-Devil] One of these days, you'll let down your guard and no one will stop us from tormenting Abomagoonios and his friends! [God] Sore losers, yes. Prophets, no. [Devil] Oh bother! Not Chez Monyou again! Don't worry, Sam. They just went out of business. Oops! Methinks I goofed again! Youthinks right, Scotty, but let's try once more. Uh, not now, Sam, it's getting late. Let's pick it up there in the morning. Hey Sam, guess what? What, Abomagoonios? This is our 50th 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers video! 50! The big 5-0! A milestone in blooper videos! Only a select number of blooper videos live to see a 50th episode. Life begins at 50. 50 is the new 30. In the words of Bob Dylan: "May you stay forever young." I wonder how the person who said "life begins at 50" feels. I'm afraid I can't tell you that, Beulah. Why not, Abby? He passed away at 49. Doesn't the logo have a sense of pharmacy anymore? Why not ask it yourself? SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaammm? It's not "Kroger," it's "DreamWorks Animation!" Get it right, you noodge! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY! YOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED! Fired!? FIRED!? [Sam] That's right, fired! And this time, it's permanent! [Sam] Out you go! [CRASH!] Microsoft Sam! How DARE you do this to my boyfriend! Re-hire him now! You heard her, Sam! No way, Abomagoonios! Microsoft Sam, you moron! Bring Scotty back or I quit! Unacceptable! If I see you near Scotty again, I'll kill the both of you! You can't do that, Sam! That's ***! [Sam] Screw it, Abomagoonios! [Beulah] You put me down! [Sam] Beulah, you're fired! [Sam] Out you go! [CRASH!] Sam's gone crazy! I agree, Mike. No sympathy for Scotty and that's an order! Sam, I'm surprised at you! First you throw Scotty out, then you throw Beulah out. Forgive me, Google Translate, but it had to be done. HAD to be done? Frankly, Sam, we are outraged! You're becoming a control freak! That's insubordination! You're all fired! Sam, you can't do this to me! I love you! I don't love you anymore, Google Translate! Get out! All of you! Not again, Sam! Stop being such a control freak! And that goes for you two as well, LH Michael and LH Michelle! You're both fired! Get out! I forbid this, Sam! You too, Abomagoonios! Get out of my site! I'm calling the wagon, Sam! You've flipped out! You'll do nothing of a kind, Abby! {Sam] I said you're all fired! Get out! Out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out! O-U-T! Out! [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [CRASH!] [Sam] And don't ever come back, and that's an order! Now what's this? [RoboSoft 3] It's the DreamWorks Animation logo, Sam. {Sam] The logo should be 2019, not 2010. [Sam] Not "Craftsman," "DreamWorks Animation!" [RoboSoft 3] Give me a break, Sam. I'm just a novice at being a moon guy. [Sam] No, no, no! Not "Surround Sound!" "DreamWorks Animation!' DreamWorks Animation, not Surround Sound! DreamWorks Animation DreamWorks Animation DreamWorks Animation DreamWorks Animation DreamWorks Animation! [RoboSoft 3] All right, all right! Can I help it if you act childish? [Sam] No! [Sam] No! [Sam] No! No, no, no, no, no! "DreamWorks Animation!" DreamWorks as in Wisenheimer, Animation as in Blockhead! RoboSoft 3, so help me, if you screw up one more time... Must you shout so, Microsoft Sam? Oh, its you, Officer Flanigan. What brings you here? We just got a letter fom the law firm of Shyster & Shyster. What does it say? The court has thrown out your injunction barring Abomagoonios, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Google Translate, Radar Overseer Scotty, Jimmy, Hank, Guy, Beulah, Abby, LH Michael and LH Michelle from returning here. Remind me to get a new lawyer. The letter also said that not only have you been ordered to re-hire them, but have also been fined $50,000 for being a control freak. [Chris] What happened there? If you're not sure of the answer, then use your lifelines. [Sam] Take it easy, Sam. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! WHY CAN'T I WIN A CASE JUST ONCE? I STILL SAY I SHOULD HAVE DOMAIN IN THIS STUDIO! I'M DUMPING MY LAWYERS BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE SHYSTERS! YOU HEAR ME? SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm all right, Google Translate. What brings you back here? We won the lawsuit against you. And we hope this teaches you not to be such a control freak, Sam. Lucky we came back when we did. We overheard you throwing a tantrum over the court decision. You should know you can't fight city hall. But you can have a lot of fun trying. And why did you throw us out of here when we did nothing wrong? It's bad enough that you acted like a control freak without trying to use the law for your own selfish gains. I'm sorry I acted that way. If you needed a law to run the place like you were Napoleon, you shouild have run for public office. And if you didn't get enough public support, you would at least have tried your best. We could have made good campaign workers. President Microsoft Sam? How about getting back to business regarding the DreamWorks Animation logo? Great idea, Abomagoonios! Roll camera! Cue the logo! Well, we're getting close. I agree, Scotty. One more try should do it. Yeah, but it's been a trying day. Let's take off now and go on vacation. [Google Translate] That's a good idea, Abomagoonios. [Mary] Where should we go on vacation? [Beulah] Aruba? [Abby] Jamaica? [Jimmy] Madagascar? [Hank] Timbuktu? [Guy] Timbuk 3? [Mike] Timbuk 3? That's a band, not a vacation spot. [Abomagoonios] I remember Timbuk 3. They had a song called "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades." [Google Translate] That song fits you well, Abomagoonios. We're always seeing you in shades. [Abby] It always makes you look cool. [Abomagoonios] I know. [Sam] So where should we spend our vacation, Abomagoonios? [Abomagoonios] Timbuk 4. [Sam] Timbuk 4? [Abomagoonios] Sure, Sam. It's twice as nice as Timbuktu! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Sam] Oh Skeezix! I feel better than ever now. Do you promise not to act like a control freak again? It's all in the past, Google Translate. Just remember, I'll always be here to help you. Then let's get things started! Roll camera! Cue the logo! Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! What's so funny, Sam? I said "cue the logo" and the logo has a "Q" on it! Q Logo? Is that anything like a Q-Tip? Q Logo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Question Mark? What if Mark has no answer? Now the logo's being emphatic. Exclamation Point! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaammmmmm? What's with the punctuation marks on the moon logo? Down dooby doo down down. Comma comma, down dooby doo down down. And I want the proper logo! You hear me? Roger Wilco! Now what's this? You wanted the logo, so you got the logo. But where are the letters? In the mailbox. [Chris Tarrant] What a disastress star, that is the wrong answer! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! [Scotty] Serves the host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire right for saying that people have gaged him wrong answers. I mean, I had actually put the marks on the camera in my class and I think it is awesome. Do you agree with me, Abomagoonios? [Abomagoonios] You can say that again, Scotty. The mark sponsors rocks! So, I agree with you! [Google Translate] And I agree you too, Abomagoonios! [Scotty] And as for you, Chris, will you promise never to say stuff like you've given me the wrong answer? [Chris] No! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? You wanted the letters, you got the letters! Ease up on Scotty, Sam. He's only the lead moon guy, not a mailman. You two stay out of this! And as for you, Radar Overseer Scotty, you know what this means? Do I get a wedgie? Or do I go to bed without my supper again? YOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIRED!!! Fired!? FIRED!? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! MICROSOFT SAM, YOU KNOW I'M IRREPLACEABLE HERE! IF YOU DON'T RE-HIRE ME I'LL KILL MYSELF AND DON'T THINK FOR ONE MINUTE YOU WON'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!! [BOOM!!] Scotty! Are you all right? I'm okay, Beulah. Why is it that every time I get Sam mad, he fires me? I wouldn't sweat it, Scotty. I still love you. And the rest of us will give you all the support you need. If you do, I'll have you all hanged for treason because Scotty's firing is justified! You hear? Justified! Justified my behind! If I catch you acting like a control freak again, I will take no prisoners! You hear me? Oh bother! "Raundry is leddy?" So now you're sending all of your clothes to a Chinese laundromat? Of course. If you don't believe me, just ask Ty. Ty who? Ty Ming! Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Scotty! I thought I fired you! Now get outta here before I have you hanged! Spare that rope, Sam! Scotty, you're re-hired. Thanks, Abomagoonios. Take it easy, Sam. Remember, you're not a control freak. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! ABOMAGOONIOS, I DON'T CARE IF YOU HOLD JURISDICTION OVER ME! I STILL WANT TO HAVE AUTHORITY AROUND HERE! YOU HEAR ME? YOU BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE BUTTWIPE!! [BOOM!!] I know somebody who's getting a timeout. Methinks I shouldn't have declared Sam ready to return to work so soon. Youthinks right, Google Translate. He needs a little more therapy. That's the DreamWorks Animation logo? I don't remember it looking like that in a Shrek movie. We didn't say it was THE DreamWorks Animation logo. We said it was A DreamWorks Animation logo. Not the "2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo" again! All right, we'll get a concrete one. And we'll promise not to get our feet stuck. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY! Not again, Saaaaaaaaaaaam! You tell him, Scotty! If you don't stop interfering, Abomagoonios, I'll send the Devil and She-Devil after you! You do that, Sam, and I'll call on God and the Angel to beat them back! You asked for it! [ViD Theme] Ye Gads! The Devil and She-Devil! Grab hold of the nearest cross! [Devil] Hands off of those crosses! [She-Devil] You know they make our tails grow limp! If you'll pardon the expression, just what the heck are you two infernal imps doing here again? Oh Abomagoonios, must you regale us with this flattery of yours? We heard Microsoft Sam say he'd rather send us after you than cease and desist being a control freak. That's right! And Abomagoonios, if you call on God and the Angel, I'll have the Devil and She-Devil poop all over you! Subject me to such disgusting treatment again? Not as long as I'm in charge! I'm with Abomagoonios on this! So am I! So am I! Google Translate! Don't you love me anymore? Oh Sam, I still love you, but you need to calm yourself down before you make these infernal imps relieve themselves on us again. Sam's on our side? We like it! All the more reason to claim him along with Mike, Mary, Google Translate, and especially Abomagoonios, whom I'm feeling more fascinated with. You leave them alone, you infernal monsters! Back off, or you'll feel the Wrath of God again! [Devil] That's scandalous, and anyone who denies it is a liar! Shall we let them have it? [She-Devil] Let's do it! Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! They pooped on me again! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] Disgusting, as usual! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] Why must you soil us? Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] All over my good clothes yet! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] You'll get yours one of these days! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww! [Barfing] [Devil] Look at them, all covered in dirt! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [She-Devil] Next time, they'll be branded with the three sixes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You have your nerve, soiling Sam and his friends without just cause! Enough of this insolence, you infernal spewers of waste! Take that! [LOUD CRASH!!] [Devil] Curses! Foiled again! The Almighty would have to do this to us! Ouch! [She-Devil] Oh, our aching sphincters! Owww! Sam, Mike, Mary, Google Translate and Abomagoonios are all cleaned up now. You may resume your video. And good riddance to bad rubbish! [Devil] Oh bother! Oops! Methinks I goofed again! Youthinks right, Scotty. Let's try it once more. SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! No, Sam! Please don't fire me! I've got nowhere else to go! You asked for it, Scotty! [BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK] Microsoft Sam! Are you out of your mind? Stop bludgeoning Scotty to death! Oh mama! Scotty! Please pull through! I love you! Sorry, but I just don't like having anyone, much less this dime-a-dozen bum, futzing around with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. Microsoft Sam, I think you need another timeout. Don't tell me what to do around here, you buttwipe! Calm down, Sam! Dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-my!! [Google Translate] I hate to do this, Sam, but it's only for your own good! [BOOM!!] Who... What... What happened? Sorry I had to do that, sam, but you were starting to act like a control freak again. I'm sorry, Google Translate. I guess I'm trapped in my old ways. Should we try the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo logo again, Abomagoonios? Let's wait till tomorrow, Scotty. Places everyone! Lights! Camera! Action! What's the big idea, Scotty? What do you mean, Sam? I see the logo, but it does not reproduce the moon. How about that? Maybe the logo's been put out of commission. Probably by those angry mothers who protested the adult content in our videos. Sorry, Ma, but you can't fight city hall. Well said, Abomagoonios. [Sam] Who asked you, you buttwipe! [Mike] Don't you ever, ever call me a buttwipe again, you sonofagun! [Sam] You never admit the truth, you buttwipe! [Mike] The truth is I never was one, you sonofagun! [Sam] Buttwipe! [Mike] Sonofagun! [Sam] Buttwipe! [Mike] Sonofagun! Potty mouths! That's what you are! Now let's get on with this video! NBC. What time does Saturday Night Live come on? ABC. Coming up next: America's Funniest Home Videos. And Radar Overseer Scotty will be seeing stars if he doesn't bring in the proper logo. Why must you threaten me, Sam? I'm just trying to make a living here. CBS? What's that? It's a TV show and news network. They show you things to do around the house and in the yard. And you and LH Michelle can come to my house next Saturday and watch TV in my yard. No thanks, Sam. I hate getting topsoil in my ears. Yuck! Take it easy, Sam. You know good help is hard to find. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! I ASK ONE SIMPLE FAVOR AND I'M TIRED OF HEARING "NO" FOR AN ANSWER! YOU HEAR ME? YOU SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm all right, Google Translate. How come I never get any help around the house when I need it? [Google Translate] Don't worry, Sam. I can do the yard work for you. [Chris Tarrant] Oh dear, you selected the wrong answer! *SHIN KICK!* Oh, martian! Freeform? I didn't know the head coach at Freeform worked in the movies too! Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!! You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaam? Come here! [Scotty] What's the matter now, Sam? [Sam] You don't seem to know what logo belongs here, do you? [Scotty] And you can't resist treating me like a second-grader in school, can you? [Sam] This is the logo that belongs here. The 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. [Scotty] Judas Priest, Sam! I've got eyes! Why must you act like a total buttwipe! [Sam] I'm not a buttwipe, you dime-a-dozen bum! Whoa there! Watch the swears! Do you want a bunch of angry mothers taking us to court over the content in this video? Stop interfering, Abomagoonios, or I'll send the Devil and She-Devil after you! All right, Abomagoonios, don't blow your stack. You know how to handle situations like this. Stay calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum erupting now! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! MICROSOFT SAM, STOP THREATENING TO SEND THE DEVIL AND SHE-DEVIL AFTER ME EVERY TIME I CATCH YOU ACTING LIKE A CONTROL FREAK! YOU HEAR ME? YOU MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON!! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Abomagoonios? I'm all right, Abby. I'm just being haunted by this "Sailor Moon Riser" who harassed me on YouTube over how the content looks like in davemadson's LT Bloopers and my videos keeps "harming her kids." You have nothing to worry about, Abomagoonios. An unknown YouTube user reported her to YouTube and Google and she'll never bother you again. And don't forget: you have your faithful subscribers to support you. Thanks. I feel better already. AMC. Any relation to the Maltese Falcon? I don't know. I have never seen such a beautiful. Hey, this is not a classic movie. It's a TV network, as you know in every logo blooper video. Here's lookin' at you, kid. Cannot be. Try to imitate some classic movies. I wonder which actor from a classic movie he'll do next. [ViD Theme] Well, well, well! Look who just crashed the party! [Devil] So, Abomagoonios and friends, we meet again. Welly, welly, welly! The king and queen of the underworld invade my 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers video just to stir up trouble. [She-Devil] Oh Abomagoonios, how you flatter us! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Wellity, wellity, wellity! NOW CUT THAT OUT! Bite your tongue, Sam! You know I brought you into my videos and I can take you out, don't you? Okay, Dad. I'll play ball with you. So Abomagoonios's acting like a parent to Sam? Then our fun is just beginning. Indeed. Wait till he hears about how we've been getting those little tykes to watch his videos and develop bad habits that drive their parents crazy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I should have known you two infernal imps were behind those "Sailor Moon Riser" who harass me on YouTube! I've got a good mind to call on God and the Angel to teach you a lesson! Take it easy, Sion. At least when their parents scold and spank them, they can say "the Devil made me do it." Or more accurately, "the Devil and She-Devil made me do it." Are these infernal imps bothering you again? Just being annoying is all. Don't worry, Sion. When we're through with these infernal imps, they'll be the ones acting like little kids. [Devil] That's far enough! [She-Devil] Any more of this meddling and we poop on Sion Jones and his friends! That disgusting act is unacceptable! Do that to them and you'll both feel My Wrath again! [Devil] We got dibs on them, and I say your interference is scandalous! Shall we let them have it? Let's do it! Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! Not again! Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww! [Barfing] Dump your waste elsewhere! Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww! [Barfing] Like in a cesspool! Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww! [Barfing] Go back to the sewers! Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww! [Barfing] And stop using us for toilets! Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww! [Barfing] You infernal overseers of waste mismanagement! Take that! [LOUD CRASH!!] [Devil] Oh noes! Beaten again! [She-Devil] We never get our way with them! Oh, my shattered bones! Owww! Sam, Mike, Mary, Google Translate and Abomagoonios are all cleaned up now. You may resume your video. And good riddance to bad rubbish! [Devil] Oh bother! Ragdoll. Producers of "Teletubbies." Don't have a kids show! Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Tell me not to have a kids show again and I'll make you clean up the barnyard! Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww! [Barfing] Just kidding. Moana. That's a movie that used a Moana character but it isn't a film writer anymore. Oops! Methinks I goofed again! Youthinks right, Scotty, but let's try it one more time. "ZILTH?" What's a ZILTH? Hey Abomagoonios, I didn't know there was such a thing as a ZILTH! Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! That's because I made it up, Google Translate! Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Oh, ZILTH!