Bird 3/Quotes

Bird 3's quotes.
== In the Sanctum Anatomica ==
===Idle===
==== Neutral Rank ====
*"That sound Mister Tagfer makes... makes me feel squinchy inside. Makes my eyes prickle. Makes me think of Minn. He misses Minn. I miss her, too."
*"Whaddya use these things for anyway? Mister Tagfer says they solve problems. How do they solve problems? I tried asking them how I could get a bunch of sticks so I could make a nest like I had when I lived in the green thing called a jungle, but they didn't say. Wuk. Rark. Wuk."
*"Oh hey! You wanna bang-make-flat? Uh, loud sleepymaker? Y'know, a make-em-go-floppy! Shouty shouty! Ugh. Words."
*"Hey. I still got a bunch of that noisy metal wood you like so much. Least I'm told it's noisy. Mister Tagfer says he made it all safe. How do you make wood safe? Is wood not safe? Has Mister Tagfer made all wood safe? What about the wood I made nests from back when I lived in the green thing? Hello? Is wood my friend? Hello? Rark. Wuk."
*"Hey, does the sky still exist? Mister Fish-oh-nah-chee just makes weird breathy sounds when I ask. Mister Tagfer says it does. Why can't we see the sky? Can we see the sky? When? Is it when I give you all this noisy metal wood Mister Fish-oh-nah-chee says you need? He says it's important. Why is it important? Can you take it now? Is the reason you can't take it now because you don't have enough arms? Can you get more arms? Hey. Rark. Wuk. Rark. Humph."
*"Hmm, I wasn't me, then I was me. Will I be not me again? When I'm not me will I remember being me? Will I miss me? I think I miss being not me. When I was not me names weren't things. Things weren't things. Everything was anything. When I was not me there was nothing I wasn't. Now I'm just... me. And things are just things. Rark. Wuk. Being a person is hard. I don't feel like me fits in me. Inside me is the wrong size for outside me. Outside me is the wrong size for outside. I wonder if the other mes feel like this. Wuk. Rark. Hm. Rark. I was bigger when I was smaller."
*"Sometimes, when I try to sleep, I hear noises. Word-noises. Word-noises saying things. Things I don't wanna hear. From the walls. An' I say SHUT UP WORDS! I'M TRYNA SLEEP! Wuk. Wuk. Stupid voices. Wuk."
*""So... once I didn't think, now I do. Once I was a what, now I am a who. So what's don't think but whos do. That makes me me and makes you you." If my thinking makes me a who it makes everyone else a who. But I can't see what other whos think... and I'm pretty sure they can't see what I'm thinking... and when Mister Tagfer and Mister Fishonacci tell me what I'm thinking I'm pretty sure they're wrong... so when I think I know what they're thinking I'm probably wrong. So... everybody's wrong about what everybody's thinking so everybody's wrong about who everybody is. I think. So... that means... we should probably stop thinking about it... and just be nice to each other. Wuk. Rark."
*"Rark. Rark."
*"Rark. Wuk wuk wuk. Rark."
*"Can I help? I can help! Let me help."
====Rank 3 - Colleague ==== 
*"People are talking by being quiet. Saying things with flicky glances. Everyone's hiding something? Should I hide something? Oh! Would that make them like me?"
*"I have a secret too. It's that I. Have. No. Secrets! Haha, is that a good one? Should I tell them? Would that... is that what we're doing?"
*"Wuk. Wuk. Wuk. Wuk. Rark."
*"(Coughs) Wuk."
*"(Smacks beak)"
*"(Sighs)"
====Rank 4 - Scholar====
*"(Coughs) He-ey! Blech. Okay. Better now."
*"Oh. Hey. Can I help? I can help. Whew. Room got spinny. Okay. Whaddya need?"
*"Oo-oh. Friends and me not feeling good. But... but we get better. Right? Wuk wuk wuk. Blech. There. Better. (Coughs) Huh-BLECK! Ugh."
*"(Coughs)"
*"(Labored breathing)"
*"Hey ho friend. Do you think maybe... Minn felt like this? Y'know... before she... ...y'know. (Sighs) Up and at 'em!
*"Mister Tagfer says if we go with Minn that's okay. But did he mean going to the Void, or becoming dead things, or is Minn not a dead thing? I'm confused. I think I want to stay here. I just got this brain. I'm still figuring out what to do with it!"
====Rank 5 - Illuminate==== 
*"He-ey!"
*"Come and get it."
*"Boomies sorta scare me. Kinda glad I don't have hands. Wuk. 'Hands.' Wuk. Who needs 'em."
*"Hey, buddy!"
*"Hey! How's it goin'? Are we winning?"
*"Lemme know if I can he-elp!"
*"Bird 3 at your service."
*"I'm glad to be here, but Mister Loid wants to be somewhere else. Where I am he wants to go from. But when I was where I was, I think this is where I wanted to get to. Rark. Wuk. Maybe everyone's here is a there someone else wants. Maybe everyone's there is a here someone wants to leave. Maybe that's what all those voices are murmuring about all the time WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!"
===Greetings===
====After Reaching Rank 1 - Assistant====
*"Mister Tagfer is very still and very quiet. Like a dead thing in the hot green thing I think I came from. Jungle! He must be practicing. Mister Tagfer? Wow. He's really good at that. Dead thing. Is Minn a dead thing? Can my friends be dead things? Can I be a dead thing? Papa will bring her back. Papa can do that. Papa won't let us be dead things. Papa RARK! loves us. Yes? RARK! Yes? RARK! RARK! Mr Fish-o-nah-chee... he'd know. Papa's plan, Papa's plan, he said. So..."
====Rank 1 - Assistant====
*"Rark!"
*"Wuk."
*"Mister Fish-oh-nah-chee said I had to hold these for you."
*"Like 'em?"
*"Heyo!"
*"How many and where do I send 'em?"
*"So, you collect these or what?"
*"When I find things I like I keep 'em. So... if we're not keeping these then they must not be very good? But if you need 'em then your stuff must be worse. I am happy to help give you better stuff by handing you our garbage!"
*"Fingers are weird. They're just there, on you, doin'... stuff. Gross."
*"Ooh! Conversation! Who goes first?"
*"Y'ello!"
*"What do these do?"
====Rank 3 - Colleague====
*"He-ey."
*"Hi."
*"Mmmmmm."
====After Reaching Rank 5 - Illuminate====
*"Listen. I only been thinkin' for a little while, and I think I mighta been dead there for a bit? So maybe I'm not doin' it right, but I know I'da been dead for more than a bit if it wasn't for you. So anytime you wanna go in that chamber and get irradiated and then killed and then come back as a rainbow like we did I'll ask Mister Loid to put it back together and I'll be the one pullin' the lever on ya. That's what they call 'returnin' a favor'. I think. Anythin' for you, pal. You're a regular Bird 4."
====Rank 5 - Illuminate====
*"Oh! I knew you'd come back!"
*"How may I be of assistance? Rark. Crap. Rark."
*"I may not be able to see sky blue no more, but it makes me feel good to help you protect it."
*"Help me help you."
*"We all got somethin' to do. Mr Fish-o-nah-chee's got his thing, Mister Tagfer's got his thing, I got my thing. It's so nice."
*"Hope you're havin' a luv-erly day. Rark. Wuk."
===Shop===
==== Viewing Wares ====
*"Like 'em?"
*"Whaddya think?"
*"Take that one! Ooh! No. That one! Or... hm. I'm helping!"
*"You got it!"
*"Ooh! Ooh! I love this bit."
====Purchasing An Item====
*"Rark!"
*"Wuk wuk wuk."
*"Ooh! That's a good one."
*"Pretty."
*"Whatcha gonna do with that?"
====Leaving Without Purchasing====
*"Rark?"
*"Wuk."
*"Okay!"
*"Aw."
*"Are they too good?"
*"(Pffft)"
=====Rank 3 - Colleague ===== 
*"Okay!"
===Farewells===
====Ranks 0, 1, 2, 4 and 5====
*"Rark!"
*"Wuk."
*"(Whistle)"
*"Have fun!"
*"I'll miss you!"
*"Bye bye now."
====Rank 3 - Colleague ====
*"Rark."
*"Rark. Rark."
*"Wuk."
*"Wuuuuuk."
*"(Sighs low)"
*"(Sigh)"
===Customization===
====Opening Customization====
*"New plumage?"
*"Oh! Feathers changing? What season is it now?"
*"Ooh! Ooh!"
====During Customization====
*"If I do this too much am I gonna molt?"
*"Ooh. Me like."
*"SHIINEEE!"
*"Hee hee!"
====Exiting Customization====
*"Spiffy."
*"I'm fancy!"
*"Hey! Hey! Lookit! Hey!"
==Missions==
===Exterminate===
====Introduction====
*"RARK! Big, bad, should-not-be-in-here things in here. Make them go away? Puh-leeeeeze?"
*"No! RARK! No! RARK! Too close to our nest. TOO CLOSE. Outie-outie!"
*"Ssshhh, listen. You hear that? Things are too close. Bird snatching, jump out of nowhere and grab you things... Use the loud metal sticks... tell those things this is OUR SPOT."
*"Those creepies got no manners, comin' back when we saw them off for comin' back. See 'em off for comin' back after we saw 'em off for comin' back. Yeah."
*"Ok, here's my nope list. Nope the ones with crawly arms. Nope the ones that look like tasty insects but are not tasty insects. Nope the clangy ones that used to be nice but aren't anymore. Nope them. Nope them all."
====Half Enemies Killed====
*"Ha. And don't come back!"
*"No thank you! That showed 'em."
*"Yeeeah, I saw a few more down the hall. Figured I'd, y'knooow, go clean 'em up for ya, but thennn, y'know, I saw you're pretty into it, sooo I figured I'd leave 'em for ya. Figured you could use the practice. I'll get the next bunch, no problem."
*"Startin' ta smell better in here already."
*"Go get 'im friend!"
====Objective Complete====
*"I guess that's all of them? Welp! Time to head back to the nest!"
*"Mmm. Gross. Okay all done!"
*"Yeah! They were like "Grr!" and you were like "Pow!" and they were like "Aaagh!" and you were like "That's cool" and I was like "Whoa.""
*"Those boomies really boom, huh. I'm startin' to think maybe I shouldn't be makin' a nest outta some a that stuff."
*"That was more fun than checking Mister Tagfer for fleas. And, to be clear, I really enjoy doing that."
===Operation Gargoyle's Cry===
====Void Angel Retreating Into The Void====
*"Mister Fish-o-nah-chee? It flew away! Hey! Chase it. Chase it!"
*"Ooh that's loud. Well we're loud too! RARK! Go get 'em! RARK! Wuk."
*"They got wings, I got wings, they angels... am I an angel? DON'T PLUCK ME! THEY WENT THATTAWAY! RARK!"