Liquid Chris

Not to be confused with the player named Chris.
Christopher Morton Duckworth, better known by his alias Liquid Chris, is a player character-turned-NPC from Professor Proxy's Wild Ride, played by Kaiju. He is a snapshot of an alternate version of his real-world counterpart, best known for his overt homosexuality and assertions that he is, in fact, the real Chris.
== Personality ==
Liquid Chris is extremely flamboyant and aggressive about his libido, as well as his assertions that he is the one true Christian Weston Chandler.
== History ==
=== Professor Proxy's Wild Ride ===
At some point between the adventure on Anima Vendide and the crew actually reaching their intended destination of medieval Scotland to see Killgore, Liquid was pulled from his time in the present day to join Proxy on his bus.
Upon arrival at Killgore's castle, Liquid tried to kick Withers' balls in, which he was unable to do thanks to Withers' ghostly incorporeality. Shortly after this, Liquid yelled that he was the one and only Chris-Chan, before being hushed by Proxy and being told that Chris-Chan wouldn't exist for hundreds of years. After seeing Killgore's true identity as a flamboyantly gay skeleton man, Liquid decided he wanted some of that skeletussy, freaking out in his gayness and playing Killgore's rib cage as a xylophone and looking into his eyeholes sensually. He invited Killgore to give him a lap dance and ended up making out with him, making them boyfriends.
Upon seeing the Nuckelavee, Liquid tried to jump on its back before throwing a knife into its throat. After it began to flee, Liquid called it a pussy. Shortly after, at Loch Ness, Liquid decided to break up with Killgore, prompting the latter to cry. Shortly after, he communicated with the trees to find the direction they needed to go in, prompting him to climb on Nessie's back after swimming like a dolphin and doing a front flip.
After the reveal that Trey was cheating on Killgore with the Nuckelavee, Liquid teamed up with Sock to perform a threesome on the Nuckelavee, unfortunately not being able to last as long as Sock was.
After this, Liquid made one more brief appearance, participating in the fight against the P.S.S., but unfortunately, Liquid was one of the first to be detained. It is presumed but not confirmed that Liquid stayed with Proxy to ride again through time and space.
== Notable Moments ==
* Rizzing up and later breaking up with Killgore
* Communicating with the trees
* Swimming like a dolphin
* Threesome-ing the Nuckelavee
== Trivia ==
* Liquid Chris would be the second of so far three times any of the characters in the Chris-Chan mythos appeared in Flafa D&D.
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