The Stupid One

The Stupid One is the stupidest guy to ever exist, and the polar opposite of The Awesome One.  He is the mascot of losers. Each time he does an adventure, he always fails. He's Nobody's hero. Also, The Stupid One is a fan of the Scratch Cat. Everybody hates him; he hates everybody. Even Charlie Brown is more of a winner than he is. Every time he saves his house ( all solar systems is too hard for him to save ), he wakes up. He says too often " BARGAGE! " and " SCHÅLL! " He is famous for the FAIL series, The Adventures of The Stupid One. He wasn't born on the dawn of time. Everybody has seen his face. The Stupid One's Attack is very lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllame.
The only person stupider is The Stupid Stupid One.
==History==
===Birth===
No, he is not from any awesome creation or experiment. Like I said, he was born on Earth. He was a baby in OVAH 9000 minutes before he was an adult. Nothing remarkable to see here, Stupid.
===Adulthood===
He said too often "BARGAGE!" and "SCHÅLL!". When he's angry (who he is too often), he says "BARGAGE!" When he is drunk (who he is too often), he says "SCHÅLL!" When he saves the world, it's a dream.
===Death===
The Stupid One was walking on a street. What he didn't know is that a grenade wass there. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! He Died. After that Stupidsm is created.
===Revival===
Eventually, a bunch of Stupidists bribed Jebus Khrist to revive him. He is now back to being stupid.
==Facts==
*Nobody likes him. Not even the stupidists. He was only revived so that they can continue pointing and laughing at him
* He is a Fatty.
*He loves drugs.
*He hasn't been in the Loserverse.
*BEHOLD! A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM!
*He could be killed again by pressing random buttons on Mary Troughton's Tubby Custard Machine or by just shooting him.
*He bought tickets to Xbox Live.
*The zombies avoid him. Not out of any fear, but because he has no brain to eat. In a zombie apocalypse, he would still die first after his gun malfunctions and he tries looking at the barrel.
*He is incapable of comprehending the nuances and lore of Cocomelon.
*Albert Einstein found success after watching him and then doing the exact opposite of his actions.
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