Those Tasteless Name-the-Amputee Jokes

Those Tasteless Name-the-Amputee Jokes is a Jack Attack from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
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JACK ATTACK
Subject 	Answer
torso wading in the pool	Bob
male with two half legs 	Neal
torso waterskiing 	Skip
one-legged female 	Eileen
torso on the wall 	Art
torso outside front door	Matt
torso in pile of leaves 	Russell
===Decoy Answers===
Jimmy, Joy, Heddy, farming accident, Paul, Ringo, Kermit, no arms, no legs, dismember, snowmobile disaster, not P.C., Suzy, Cornelius, microsurgery, chopping block, guillotine, Tammy, Joan, mutilation, ouch!
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