Want to learn how to eat an apple?

Want to learn how to eat an apple?
Apples are an important part of everyone's lifes, apples are healthy and can give you all the nutrients you need! You could just go an entire day having an apple breakfast, lunch, and dinner! It can also be a quick snack for whenever you're hungry. Some people are inexperienced apple-eaters but some learn how to eat an apple very quickly, like I did.
Have you ever looked at someone eating an apple and went: 'How do I eat an apple as good as them? Why do I suck at eating apples?' Well, this tutorial will help you to become the best apple eating master there is! (Even better than the person who you think is better at eating apples that you!) In just a few steps, you will learn how to eat an apple proffesionally.
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Step 1: Get the apple.
Step 2: Make sure to peel off the sticker on the apple.
Step 3: Rinse the apple using any kind of clean water.
Step 4: Wipe the water off with a towel or napkin.
Step 5: Bring it to your mouth and make sure to take a big bite.
Step 6: Go around the apple and keep doing this.
Step 7: Stop when you have nothing but the core and seeds. (Do not eat the seeds! They are toxic.)
Step 8: Clean your hands and throw the apple in the trash can.
Step 9: You just ate an entire apple! Congrats!
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Now you are a master at eating apples! Make sure to follow these instructions for every apple you eat! Failing to follow these could result in death, which you do not want. (Yes, April, not even you want death.)
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