Captain Falcon vs Mach Rider

The manliest racer of all manly racers, Captain Falcon, raps against the futuristic motorcycle racer, Mach Rider, to see who is the better Nintendo racer.
Captain Falcon Background: Mute City
Mach Rider Background: A racetrack
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY6sikqgovc
== The Battle ==
(Starts at 0:25)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
MACH RIDER
VS
CAPTAIN FALCON
BEGIN!
=== Captain Falcon ===
(0:37)
Well look who finally decided to enter the grand prix
After 30 years of being dead and gone, you want to battle me?
I'm CF, the OG MC, MLG, rapping at the top speed
I'll fly the Blue Falcon while you stick to your rusty steel steed
Watch it, boy! Captain on deck! Go hide in your NES cartridge
When I pack the heat, you'll be feeling Falcon's carnage
You're too easy to mach, Mach Rider, while I'm a GP Legend
We both know you lost this little skirmish as soon as I started up my engine!
=== Mach Rider ===
(0:56)
You can attempt to knock me down with your petty little words
But my flow comes together like my bike after fighting alien herds
You're a glorified He-Man wannabe, I'll ride to victory, no doubt
You've been spending so much time with Lucy and Rob that you forgot what racing's about!
Talk about a failed franchise, you're only relevant because of Smash
You're like my baby grandson, and I'll make sure you place in last
I rate your games a grand total of an F-Zero out of ten, and still
I'll have the time to turn this puny bird into Captain Roadkill!
=== Captain Falcon ===
(1:15)
C. Falcon's gonna chop you down shorter than your Wikipedia info
F-Zero's hero is kicking more ass than my man Miyamoto
Hell, my anime was better than the shit you're telling me
You've got a need for a sequel, but I've got a need for speed!
=== Mach Rider ===
(1:25)
This bird of prey is my prey, this Mario Kart reject is my slave
You're riding the Highway to Hell, I'll meet you in the grave
The Super Smash Sister is gonna feel a lot of pain, because
I protect humanity with my skills, you just don't have the guts
You're popularity hasn't grown, and now I'll steal the show
Ready your engines, Doug, 3...2...1... GO!
Stop talking yourself up, you're worse than Samurai Goroh
I drive faster than my flow, but this punk is too slow!
(Sonic in the background can be heard saying, "Hey, that's my line!")
=== Captain Falcon ===
(1:43)
You hide your face for a reason, you're the worst of the bunch
A rebel like you can't go far, I'll bring the FALCON....PAWNCH!!!
You've got the weight of my disses on you, good luck pulling the long haul
This race is over, Rider, I'll hang you like a trophy on my wall!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
(The logo turns red.)
RAP-
(The logo turns yellow.)
BATTLES-
(The logo turns green.)
OF HISTORY!