Tom Lawlor

"John Matua vs Thomas Ramirez in a battle to see who could get "Nelmark'd" first." - Lawlor on his dream fight.
"I’ve been pretty poor the past few years, so after getting this bonus, I’ll have to fight again in like eight or nine years. That’ll probably be how long it takes me to run out of money if I keep living at the standard of living I’ve been at. Look for me in about 2018. At UFC 200 I’ll be fighting the serpent from Revelations, as the world is coming to an end in about nine years. I’m not sure what else I can do. Maybe the Techno Viking dance." - Lawlor after winning a 100k bonus of Submission of the Night over CB Dollaway at UFC 100. Lawlor is known for his sense of humor.