New Super SpongeBob and Daddy Pig U Deluxe

New Super SpongeBob and Daddy Pig U Deluxe is a The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show short. It chronologically takes place during the show's fourth season.
It was written by , credited as DonPaolo, and released on April 5, 2023.
== Transcript ==
[Opening shot of the Peppa Pig World theatre.]
Narrator: This is, yet again, the Peppa Pig World theatre, because one short located at the cinema wasn't enough.
SpongeBob: Wow... The Super Mario Bros. Movie!
Narrator: SpongeBob and Daddy Pig are going to see The Super Mario Bros. Movie.
SpongeBob: I've been waiting for this movie since the end of the 3rd season in this show!
Daddy Pig: ...What show?
(Pause)
SpongeBob: ...Oh, nothing. Come along, Daddy Pig.
[They walk towards the snack counter.]
Daddy Pig: SpongeBoooob, can we get a pick n mix this time?
SpongeBob: Daddy Pig, the last time you bought a pick n mix, you spent so much, we went broke and our lives were nearly ruined.
[Flashback sequence to an exterior shot of SpongeBob's house at night. Through one of the lit up windows, silhouettes of Mummy Sheep and Daddy Pig are arguing, with a silhouette of SpongeBob in the middle trying to calm everyone down.]
Narrator: Oh dear, it seems Daddy Pig blew all their money on pick n mix!
(Present)
Daddy Pig: I'll be more careful with our money this time!
[Daddy Pig drops to the floor and throws a tantrum.]
Daddy Pig: IT'S NOT THE SAME! IT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAME! LEMME GET A PICK N MIX OR I'LL CUMFELLOW IN YOUR MOUTH!
Narrator: Daddy Pig is a tad bit frustrated.
[Daddy Pig causes a scene. Everyone unfortunate enough to be in Daddy Pig's presence tries their best to look away.]
SpongeBob: Alright, well I'm getting my popcorn and going in.
[Daddy Pig doesn't hear SpongeBob and continues throwing a fit. He sees SpongeBob walking towards the snack counter.]
Daddy Pig: SHIT! Wait for me!
[He gets on his feet and catches up to SpongeBob.]
Daddy Pig: I haven't been to the toilet!
SpongeBob: *Sigh* Please be quick!
Daddy Pig: I'll be as fast as I can!
[Daddy Pig rushes for the loo.]
(4 and a half minutes later...)
SpongeBob: Where is he? They're probably already on the trailers at this point...
[Cuts to the theatre. Pink Guy from Tweenies appears on the movie screen.]
Pink Guy from Tweenies: Tweenie clock, where will it stop?
[He presses the button on the Tweenie clock and it does its thing. It stops on a picture of a trailer.]
Everyone: It's trailer time!
[Trailer starts. Sparro appears on the movie screen.]
Sparro: Like whoa...
IN A WORLD...
[Sparro looks off onto the horizon.]
WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE...
[Sylvia walks over to Sparro.]
Sylvia: Boing.
Sparro: Like whoa...
[It cuts to Scott the Woz in the audience, looking on in confusion and worry.]
Scott the Woz: No... No, this can't be!
(Pause)
[It cuts to Daddy Pig in the lavatory, red in the face.]
Daddy Pig: Aaaauuuugggghhhh! This is ridiculous.
SpongeBob: Daddy Pig?
(Pause)
SpongeBob: Daddy Pig?!
[Daddy Pig calls out from the stall.]
Daddy Pig: Hang on! I'm... just finishing up!
[Daddy Pig curses to himself.]
Daddy Pig: Shit. I'm never eating KFC again.
[It cuts back to the trailer.]
Sparro: Whoa... Whoa! *Boing*
Sylvia: Boing!
[Sparro looks Sylvia in the eyes. Sylvia leans in for a-]
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
[The trailer finishes, revealing the title, and it cuts back to Scott the Woz in the audience.]
Scott the Woz: WHAT IS THIS?! THIS ISN'T OHIO, THIS IS THE ANIMAL CROSSING: AMIIBO FESTIVAL MOVIE!
[Scott the Woz is yet again taken away by employees.]
Scott the Woz: ELMO 5!
Narrator: Oh dear! It doesn't seem like Elmo 5 went to see the Super Mario Bros. Movie...
Scott the Woz: ELMO 5!!!
[Pink Guy from Tweenies appears on the movie screen again.]
Pink Guy from Tweenies: Tweenie clock, where will it stop?
[He presses the button on the Tweenie clock and it does its thing. It stops on a picture of a movie.]
Everyone: It's movie time!
[It cuts to SpongeBob getting incredibly impatient outisde the toilets.]
SpongeBob: DADDY PIG! WHERE ARE YOU?!
[Daddy Pig calls out from the bog.]
Daddy Pig: I'm sorry! My tummy's been feeling funny since we had dinner last night! Never tried KFC before!
SpongeBob: WELL, THE MOVIE'S MOST LIKELY STARTING RIGHT NOW, SO YOU'D BETTER BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
Daddy Pig: Yes, SpongeBob...
[Daddy Pig tears up.]
Narrator: Oh dear, Daddy Pig is being a bit of a baby.
Daddy Pig: Hey? What?
(12 seconds later...)
SpongeBob: THAT'S IT! I'M COMING IN THERE!
Daddy Pig: No way! You can't come in the dunny now!
SpongeBob: I don't care!
Daddy Pig: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
[SpongeBob marches in and jumps over the stall door. It lingers on an exterior shot of the stall as Daddy Pig screams. It cuts to inside the stall.]
Daddy Pig: YOU FUCKING PERVERT!
SpongeBob: Can't stop now!
[SpongeBob pulls Daddy Pig by the arm.]
Daddy Pig: Let go!
[SpongeBob ignores him and mutters to himself.]
SpongeBob: Can't believe this is why I'm missing the Super Mario Bros. Movie...
[SpongeBob storms through the hallways, pulling Daddy Pig, who hasn't even got the chance to pull his pants and trousers back up, or even wipe his bum, along with him.]
Narrator: Daddy Pig didn't even get the chance to wipe his bum...
[Daddy Pig breaks free and rockets back to the poo station.]
Narrator: Daddy Pig has broken free and is racing back to the poo station!
[SpongeBob gives up and screams so loud, he explodes.]
(Meanwhile...)
[It cuts back to the theatre.]
[Patrick senses something.]
Patrick: My SpongeBob-being-very-fucking-pissy senses are tingling...
Patrick: ...OH SHIT-
[The whole cinema explodes.]
{[Fin]}
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