Murican Freedom

The is a Heavy weapon introduced in the 1776.07.04 update. It can be obtained from [REDACTED BY THE US GOVERNMENT].
==Description==
Europoors hating on USA ✓ on a American website ✓ with American computers ✓ on the American invented Internet ✓ watching an American made game ✓ From a country that was liberated and protected by America ✓✓✓
== Appearance ==
It is a proud Murican wearing Murican colours and wearing a pair of Murican made glasses riding on an Murican bald eagle. The Murican is wielding a Murican machine gun and carrying a Murican flag made in Murica. Along side the Murican, are two Murican F-16 fighter jets.
==Performance==
When the fire button is held down, the third world, unnamable country in a part no average Murican will know will be liberated in the name of freedom and Murica. In addition, the oil will be liberated for Murica.
When reloading, the Murican will eat a burger and say Murica.
== Strategy ==
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=== Tips ===
*Oh, say ;;w;; can you see by the dawn's eawwy wight What so pwoudwy we haiwed at the twiwight's wast gweaming;
*Whose bwoad stwipes and bwight staws, thwough the pewiwous fight, O'ew the wampawts we watched wewe so gawwantwy stweaming?
*And the wocket's wed gwawe, the bombs buwsting in aiw, Gave pwoof thwough the nyight that ouw fwag was stiww thewe:
*Oh, say ;;w;; does that staw-spangwed bannyew yet wave O'ew the wand of the fwee and the home of the bwave?
*On the showe, dimwy seen thwough the mists of the deep, Whewe the foe's haughty host in dwead siwence weposes, What is that which the bweeze, o'ew the towewing steep, As it fitfuwwy bwows, hawf conceaws, hawf discwoses?
*Nyow it catches the gweam of the mownying's fiwst beam, In fuwwy gwowy wefwected nyow shinyes in the stweam:
*'Tis the staw-spangwed bannyew ;;w;; Oh, wong may it wave O'ew the wand of the fwee and the home of the bwave ;;w;;
=== Counters ===
*And whewe is that band who so vauntingwy swowe That the havoc of waw and the battwe's confusion A home and a countwy shouwd weave us nyo mowe?
*Theiw bwood has washed out theiw fouw footsteps' powwution ;;w;;
*Nyo wefuge couwd save the hiwewing and swave Fwom the tewwow of fwight ow the gwoom of the gwave:
*And the staw-spangwed bannyew in twiumph doth wave O'ew the wand of the fwee and the home of the bwave.
*Oh, thus be it evew, when fweemen shaww stand Between theiw wuvd home and the waw's desowation ;;w;;
*Bwest with victowy and peace, may the heav'n-wescued wand Pwaise the Powew that hath made and pwesewved us a nyation ;;w;;
*Then conquew we must, when ouw cause it is just, And this be ouw motto: "In God is ouw twust": *And the staw-spangwed bannyew in twiumph shaww wave O'ew the wand of the fwee and the home of the bwave.
== Attributes ==
* Automatic
* Area Damage
* Homing Missile
* Cluster Bomb
* Consecutive Explosions
* Frag Damage
* Disable Detonation
* Explosive Tip
* Explosive Reload
== Supported Maps ==
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== Weapon Setups ==
It’s The year 2023. Cancer has been cured as the last wind farm in the world has been demolished. Drugs in the USA no longer exist due to the thousands of traffickers that lost their lives to the alligators and snakes. Hurricane season poses no threat to humanity now that nukes from all across the world are being used to blast them out of existence. Greenland has been bought by the USA for 3 trillion dollars making it the largest purchase of land since the Louisiana purchase, on top of all this a vaccine made up of bleach and mr.clean has been approved by the FDA, and is being distributed to clinics across the world.
==Changelog==
;1776.07.04
*Initial release.
==Trivia==
*USA NUMBER ONE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
*WE DID IT!!!! WE ARE BACK ON TOP. SCREW ITALY, SCREW CHINA... we beat their crap and are TOP DIGGITY DOG. All those other countries thought they could top us but Donnie brought us to victory!!! Praise the T-Man 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
*This weapon was approved by the Pentagon, unlike the Chinese weapons that claim that they went through "rigorous fact checking".
==Rigs==
*M249 - Cinema Hanwil
*Deal With It Glasses - Rhea
*Eagle - Ore Master
*F-16 - Droolie
Category:Weapons
Category:Heavy
Category:Automatic
Category:Joke Weapon
Category:Homing Missile
Category:Area Damage
Category:Cluster Bomb
Category:Consecutive Explosions
Category:Frag Damage
Category:Disables Detonation
Category:Explosive Tip
Category:Explosive Reload
Category:Themed