Oh, Daddy!

This is a parody of Toni Basil's 80s teen pop standard, "Mickey," by Jasmine Sawyer, then age 13.
== Lyrics ==
* INTRO: Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now, when, where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* (Intro 3x more)
* Hey Daddy!
* Verse 1: I've known you all my life
* And that's been pretty long;
* I think you're really brave
* And I think you're really strong.
* You're also really smart
* And that's the reason for this song, Daddy...
* Verse 2: 'Cause when I ask you things, you always seem to know,
* like "Why am I so small?"
* And "Will I ever grow?"
* And "When should I sit still
* When I really wanna go, Daddy?"
* CHORUS: Oh, Daddy, why Daddy?
* I don't understand;
* Why can't I cross the street unless I hold your hand?
* Oh Daddy, why Daddy?
* I don't understand;
* Tell me now, Daddy.
* Tell me now, Daddy, now Daddy, when, where and how, Daddy.
* Hey, Daddy!
* VERSE 3: Now, if you have a little time, I've got a couple more,
* Like "Why do I need to pick my things up off the floor?"
* And "Why do cats go meow, but lions go roar, daddy?"
* VERSE 4: So, come on! Tell my why...
* I have to say please...
* Or eat all my dinner...
* Even when Mom gives us peas...
* And explain why I have to shut my eyes when I sneeze, Daddy.
* (CHORUS once, Intro 4x, CHORUS TWICE)