Badman Returns (2019) KILL COUNT

== KILL COUNT ==
Welcome to the Kill Count! Where we tally up the victims in all our favorite SFU stories, I'm CuldeeFell13, and today we're looking at "Badman Returns" released on the SuperMarioLogan Wiki Forums in Summer of 2019.
Badman Returns is the first ever SFU story to be written by Rh390110478, who would go on to write for the SFU and is currently working with MarioFan2009 behind the scenes. The story serves as a continuation to RH's alternate ending of the video "SML Movie: Jeffy's Paper Shredder!", where after Goodman stole Mario's ripped Lottery Ticket, Mario followed him to his mansion only to find the Goodman today is actually Goodman's evil twin who took his identity. The real goodman, who is a nicer person than who Goodman is nowadays, is hidden in a secret room and being tortured. Mario eventually finds a way to drug Badman and free Goodman, however when Badman wakes up he returns to Mario's house with a vengence and to get his prisoner back. He almost suceeds in doing so but eventually his plans are foiled thanks to Jeffy and a couch, after that, he was sent to prison for his crimes, and the real Goodman goes back to being rich and nice to Mario.
Badman Returns takes place right after that alternate ending, and follows Badman along with some old SML enemies, as he escapes from prison to exact revenge on Mario and his family, even if that means killing them one by one, which we will count as we go through this story that started it all.
How many kills will Badman and his bad men achieve? Let's find out, and get to the kills!
== THE KILLS ==
=== Chapter 1 ===
Chapter 1 begins with a recap of RH's alternate ending, that lead to this story's creation."Previously on SML, 
After Goodman stole Mario's lottery ticket back in Jeffy's Paper Shredder!, Mario follows Goodman to his mansion, but while there, he discovers a shocking revelation, Goodman was actually Badman, Goodman's evil twin brother who had locked the real Goodman away in the cellar. After knocking out Badman, Mario stole his keys, and helped Goodman escape. When Badman goes to Mario's house to kill him, Jeffy helps defeat him, and Mario with the help of Brooklyn Guy puts Badman in jail. Ever since, Badman has swore revenge on Mario, and was planning his biggest scheme to kill Mario, which began on this day..."We see how Badman is doing after the events, and we find out he is now in an alcatraz like prison. Badman is having a little sleepy time, when officer Brooklyn Guy wakes him up for breakfast. Badman heads to the cafeteria to eat breakfast, which turns out to be as hard as a rock. Frustrated with his conditions, he sits down next to a familiar face. None other than Nancy Francois, who first appeared in the "SML Movie: Jeffy's Parents!" where she was also arrested for her misdeeds, that being child abuse.
It turns out the two of them have one thing in common, Mario was the reason they are in jail. The two decide join forces and come up with a plan to get out of Alcatraz. Badman tells Nancy to meet him in the bathroom after yard wark.
Red Impostor: Not gonna lie, that sounds kinda sus.
Culdee: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE!?
(Culdee chases the red impostor away)
But yeah they meet in the bathroom to discuss an escape plan. Turns out the police was too lazy to confisticate Badman's phone, so he was able to call a friend over. Badman then gets notified of a package next to his cell. They all go to sleep, but Badman wakes up early because he has a full bladder, he opens the package revealing to be lethal weapons of mass destruction.
(Culdee is seen looking at Brooklyn Guy and Simmons)
Culdee: What the fuck bro?
Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, we really need to start checking packages.
Badman is able to knock out Brooklyn guy with his own gun and later wakes up Nancy to remind them that they are busting out of this joint. Badman decides to make this more fun, when he frees the other prisoners starting a riot.
----The police are notified and go to stop them with a squad confronting Badman but he throws a grenade killing all of them giving our first kill of the story and saga.
#1 Police Squad 
Killed in Chapter 1
Killed by Badman with a grenade
----Note, for the kill count, if there is a group with an unidentified number, i'm only gonna be counting them as one kill to make things easier for me. I don't want to lose my mind guessing how many corpses lie in groups.
Badman and Nancy rush through the cafeteria
----Where we see the Police and Prisoners in an all out brawl dying left and right. I will count the gaurds and the prisoners as one kill each.
#2 and #3 Gaurds and Inmates
Died in Chapter 1
Died in an all out brawl
----Badman and Nancy race to the parking lot where they steal a car and drive off. Brooklyn Guy notifies the M&M's cheif that two of their most dangerous prisoners have escaped. Cheif tells Brookie to team up with Simmons to go on a manhunt and find the two before they do anything dastardly.
Back with the dynamic duo, they are celebrating the fact that they escaped prison, Nancy suggests going into hiding before hunting down Mario, but Badman makes a statement saying they should go to Dr. Finkleshitz, cause his wacky inventions may help out in their evil plan. Though before they do anything, they decide to go to a local mcdonalds to have some food.
(Badman and Nancy are seen eating at Mcdonalds)
Badman: Hey, villains have to eat too ya know?
After they are done with their lunch break, the two finally make it to Finkleshitz' lab, where they catch finkleshitz talking about the release date of Half Life 3. He is just about to announce the release date of the game, but Badman and Nancy break in and hold him at gun point before he can say anything.
Culdee: Aw damn it. I was hoping I could hear the release date of Half Life 3...
Human Meggy: Why don't you ask the man who created the franchise?
Culdee: Good thinking! Why havn't I thought of that?
(Culdee brings out the phone to call Gabe Newell)
Gabe: Hello this is Gabe.
Culdee: Hi Gabe, big fan, can I ask a question?
Gabe: Sure!
Culdee: The world is dying to know, when is Half Life 3 coming out?
Gabe: Hmm that's a good question. You see, Half Life 3 will come out on-
----(The story gets interupted with an ad)
Announcer: HEY YOU THERE! Are you tired of people not doing what you want them to do?
Kid: Yeah.
Announcer: Well now you can force them to do your bidding with this new "Mind Control Device!™"
Kid: Wow cool! What does it do?
Announcer: Well shut the fuck up, and let me explain! If you wan't someone to do your bidding, first you type their name into the keyboard, flip the switch and then they will become mind controlled and do whatever you say!
Kid: WOW COOL! (Runs into the kitchen) Hey mom and dad! I wan't a gun for my birthday.
Mom: What are you knucking futs? We're not giving you a gun-
(The kid types in his parents names into the keyboard and activates it)
Dad: Here you go son! Your very own firearm!
Kid: Wow cool! Can I play with it outside?!
Mom: Sure son. We can't say no to you.
Kid: AWESOME! (The kid goes outside and causes mass destruction with this gun)
Announcer: *talking fast* Warning. Mind control device™ is a very dangerous tool that could end the world if not used correctly. Side effects of Mind Control device™ include vommiting, drug addication, and or hypersexual activities. The people over at Mind Control Device™ are not responsible for deaths from our machine
----They demand Finkleshitz to make a device that can mind control the police force, so Finkleshitz creates on that they can use. However before they can use it, the police somehow knew where they were and broke into the lab. Though Badman that sneaky son of a bitch surprisingly knows every cop's name and types it all in in just two seconds. The machine works and all of the police members are turned into red eyed mindless zombies who are now under Badman and Nancy's control. The two tell the police force to hunt down Jeffy and Mario and they leave to do their biddings. Nancy and Badman leave to go to Mario's House, leaving Finkleshitz in horror of what he just created.
Meanwhile at the SML house, Mario is chilling with his family while he is also happy about his healed leg. (Yeah his leg got shot in RH's alternate ending if your confused). There's later a knock on the door and Mario opens it to reveal Mr Goodman, the man he saved in Badman's basement. Goodman invites Mario and his family to a party. They all agree and they go.
When they make it to the party, they have a blast and dance to some loud music. Some old friends are also there including Mario's brother Luigi who doesn't appear in SML alot nowadays, as well as the Presumed Dead Mama Luigi. Some other obscure characters make cameos to such as Feebee, Mr Winkle, Hansel, and Bowser even gets to meet his idol, "Charleyyy" (Aw dats nice :3)
However while they are at the party, Badman and Nancy arive at the SML house. Since nobody is home. they decide to sabotage the place by destroying the phone lines and breaking all the lights, they even damage the car so they can't escape. They hide in Chompy's Dog house before Mario and Co come back from the party. They look in horror as they see their house has been sabotaged. Mario runs outside to call for help to see Brooklyn guy passing by but OH NOES! He's still mind fucked. Mind controlled Brooklyn Guy shoots at Mario but he is able to run back inside before he can become next on the count.
----They see another cop is dragging Jeffy out of the house. Mario, despite having Jeffy torment him for all these years, steps in to save his Step Son by straight up decapitating the cop with a meat cleaver. Hot damn Mario.
#4 Possessed Cop.
Killed by Mario with a meat cleaver.
----Before they can question what the hell is going on, the son of a bitch himself Badman bursts in. Mario is horrified but they are even more horrified to see Nancy come in, especially Jeffy who still fears her after the events of "Jeffy's Parents". Nancy tries to pursuade Jeffy to come with her, but Jeffy being smart for once avoids her causing Nancy to be infuriated. She attacks Jeffy only to break her leg in the process.
----Badman decides to make a deal with Mario stating if he gets Goodman back, he will spare Mario and the others. Mario refuses so Badman aims his gun at Mario only for Goodman to jump in front of the way and take the bullet for Mario. Badman goes to check on Nancy as Mario tends to a dying Mr Goodman, who tells him that the machine is what is causing the police to be brainwashed. If they can destroy the machine, Badman will be stopped. He gives Mario one last "good luck" before dying in his arms. Everyone looks in horror as the first of many SML cast members, passes away..
#5 Mr Goodman
Inderectly shot by Badman while he was trying to kill Mario.
----Mario and the others decide to go hide from Badman and go to find shelter in the house. Badman goes outside to tend to Nancy where he says he was able to kill his brother, but not Mario. Nancy states her leg should heal soon, and they can go after the others as soon as possible.
=== Chapter 2 ===
== THE NUMBERS ==
== Outro ==