Ulgrim's Bathrobe Quest

== Quest Overview ==
Retired quest that was only active for 1 week as part of an April Fools event.
During the Across the Vast Divide event, Ulgrim had managed to kill himself repeatedly due to his faulty wand. Unfortunately, he also attuned to the broken lifestone near Dryeach resulting in each of his 10 bodies becoming reanimated.
You had to retrieve 9 pieces of his broken wand from Ulgrim's "copies" so he could restore himself.
== Walkthrough ==
# Each of the 10 Ulgrims were found in various cities and would hand over a splinter from his wand if given their correct favourite drink. The real Ulgrim could be found in Dryreach.
#* Ulgrim the Unintelligible - Rithwic - 10.8N, 58.9E - Mead
#* Ulgrim the Underdressed - Shoushi - 33.5S, 72.9E - Wah Chon's Winter Lager
#* Ulgrim the Unbalanced - Yanshi - 12.7S, 46.6E - Sake
#* Ulgrim the Uncooperative - Samsur - 2.8S, 19.6E - Filled Beer Stein
#* Ulgrim the Uncertain - Lytelthorpe - 0.5N, 51.4E - Red Wine
#* Ulgrim the Unreal - Tou-Tou - 28.0S, 95.5E - Ale
#* Ulgrim the Unlucky - Uziz - 25.7S, 28.2E - Red Wine
#* Ulgrim the Unclean - Sawato - 28.9S, 59.1E - Small Beer
#* Ulgrim the Underhanded - Eastham - 17.7N, 63.2E - Palm Wine
#* Ulgrim the Unruly - Ulgrim's Isle - 94.8S, 9.7W - (additional splinter after defeat)
# After handing Ulgrim the Unpleasant the nine splinters he gave you a Bathrobe.
#* Note: During the Tricks and Treats halloween event, Splinters of Wood began dropping on Scarecrows that could be handed to Ulgrim for the Bathrobe of Ordinary Comfort.
== Items == 
== Images ==
File:Ulgrim the Unreal Live.jpg|Ulgrim the Unreal
File:Ulgrim's Bathrobe Quest Live.jpg|Ulgrim using his wand to unbind from the lifestone
File:Bathrobe Live.jpg|Bathrobe of Extraordinary Comfort
File:Bathrobe of Ordinary Comfort Live.jpg|Bathrobe of Ordinary Comfort
== Lore & Dialog ==
Speaking with Ulgrim the Unpleasant
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "After what I've been through, I could sure use a drink."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "Oh, my head. I need a drink!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Filled Beer Stein.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, I'm so vitae'd up, still I suppose I'm lucky to be alive."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It all started a week ago when I decided to go on a trip. I was tired of all the the sun and relaxation, you know how it is. Anyway, I traveled around for awhile visiting pubs and inns and ended up in Dryreach, where I was astonished to find a wonderful house brew made by my friend Mordomor. He's downstairs."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I decided to spend awhile getting to know the drink better so I went to find the old lifestone NW of town. Yeah, I know there's a new lifestone now, but I didn't know that then. The old lifestone looked broken, but by this time I was heavily in my cups and unconcerned with trivial things."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Now, I'm going to give you a very important bit of information here. Never ever, under ANY circumstances, bind to a lifestone when your drunk. And if you have an old faulty wand. And if it looks like the lifestone's broken... especially if it looks like the lifestone is broken. I remember wondering why the lifestone was sparking like that, then why my wand was sparking like that. Then my wand caught fire, shot from my hand and exploded... then things got weird."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Everything after that is fuzzy, but I remember dying repeatedly. Not something I recommend, but what with all the explosions and electric shocks it seemed like the thing to do. My life flashed before my eyes, at least the part that involved being repeatedly killed and revived by a demented lifestone."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "When I came to I found that the bodies I had left during my reincarnations hadn't died. In fact there were nine copies of myself standing around arguing with each other. I could have sworn that I died more than nine times, but like I said before I was pretty vitae'd up."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've heard of similar lifestone malfunctions before. Usually the duplicate is just a creepy standing corpse of sorts that hasn't forgotten how to breathe. In most cases unbinding from your lifestone will return that corpses lifeforce or vitae back to its owner."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "But to unbind from the lifestone I needed to use the same casting device that I tied to it with. By the time I found one of my wand's splinters in the pocket of my robe I realized the duplicates of me had run off. I am fairly certain that they each have a splinter from my wand."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I need you to seek out my copies and acquire their splinters. Luckily they don't appear to be as smart as I am. Get them good and drunk and you should be able to trick them into giving you the splinter. Once I have all of the splinters I'll be able to recraft the wand, unbind from that damned lifestone and pull myself together."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Succeed and I'm sure I can find a little something to reward your help."
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Bringing the first Splinter of Wood to Ulgrim the Unpleasant
:You Give Ulgrim the Unpleasant a Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Thank you. The first of many I hope."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Boy, am I bored. The brew is good here, but there aren't a lot of stimulating people to talk to. I don't mean you of course, you're fascinating."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "I have a splitting headache, literally!"
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Ulgrim the Unintelligible
:You give Ulgrim the Unintelligible Mead.
:Ulgrim the Unintelligible tells you, "Sodding jackson ring! Feh! Dumb electric criers!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unintelligible Mead.
:Ulgrim the Unintelligible tells you, "Lucky apple tinker flakes."
:You give Ulgrim the Unintelligible Mead.
:Ulgrim the Unintelligible tells you, "Super pogo lake-insect nappy trouser eagle ring!"
:Ulgrim the Unintelligible gives you Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unintelligible says, "Girls!"
:Ulgrim the Unintelligible says, "Sumperbumperhuggies... soddin yipwangler!"
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Ulgrim the Underdressed
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Can you buy me a drink? I seem to have left my money in my other pants."
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Oh, and get me a drink with a bit of zing to it."
:You give Ulgrim the Underdressed Wah Chon's Winter Lager.
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Nope, it's just a nanner."
:You give Ulgrim the Underdressed Wah Chon's Winter Lager.
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Clothes are for the weak. I save all my money for lager."
:You give Ulgrim the Underdressed Wah Chon's Winter Lager.
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "No, I'm not a sheriff. Why do you ask?"
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Ummm, I don't think so. What's a wardrobe malfunction?"
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Thanks!"
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Say, what's a Ursuin Shot? I heard someone talking about one. Are they a good drink?"
:You give Ulgrim the Underdressed Wah Chon's Winter Lager.
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "I'm naked as a Siraluun!"
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Hmph! I hear they aren't so prudish on Tusker Island."
:You give Ulgrim the Underdressed Wah Chon's Winter Lager.
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Sure I have a toothpick."
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Here you go."
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Go on, take it."
:Ulgrim the Underdressed gives you Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "Where did I pull that from?"
:Ulgrim the Underdressed tells you, "You don't want to know."
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Ulgrim the Unclean
:Ulgrim the Unclean tells you, "Look, I'm thirsty, get me somethin' to drink, will ya?"
:Ulgrim the Unintelligible says, "Sumperbumperhuggies... soddin yipwangler!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unclean Small Beer.
:Ulgrim the Unclean tells you, "Do you smell something?"
:Ulgrim the Unclean tells you, "Phew! You should think about taking a bath there."
:Ulgrim the Unclean tells you, "Cheers!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unclean Small Beer.
:Ulgrim the Unclean tells you, "What's with all these lugians in our towns. Don't get me wrong, they deserve all the freedoms and stuff, but just not around here."
:You give Ulgrim the Unclean Small Beer.
:Ulgrim the Unclean tells you, "See what I've done der? I've made it so this cup is empty. There should be beer there, but there's not. Heh?"
:You give Ulgrim the Unclean Small Beer.
:Ulgrim stirs the beer with a bit of wood and tosses it aside.
:Ulgrim the Unclean gives you Splinter of Wood.
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Ulgrim the Uncertain
:You give Ulgrim the Uncertain Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "Yes, I agree."
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "Wait, no I don't."
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "On second thought."
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "Well, maybe."
:You give Ulgrim the Uncertain Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "Should I stay or should I go?"
:You give Ulgrim the Uncertain Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "Thanks."
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "What would you do if you were a duplicate of someone else?"
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "Really? But..."
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "Where would I get a pair of oven mitts that large?"
:You give Ulgrim the Uncertain Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Uncertain tells you, "I think you should have this."
:Ulgrim the Uncertain gives you Splinter of Wood.
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Ulgrim the Uncooperative
:You give Ulgrim the Uncooperative Filled Beer Stein.
:Ulgrim the Uncooperative tells you, "No!"
:You give Ulgrim the Uncooperative Filled Beer Stein.
:Ulgrim the Uncooperative tells you, "I'll kill you to death if you don't stop pestering me. See if I dont!"
:You give Ulgrim the Uncooperative Filled Beer Stein.
:Ulgrim the Uncooperative tells you, "Stop bothering me with your stupid problems."
:You give Ulgrim the Uncooperative Filled Beer Stein.
:Ulgrim the Uncooperative tells you, "What part of the word NO don't you understand?"
:You give Ulgrim the Uncooperative Filled Beer Stein.
:Ulgrim the Uncooperative tells you, "Do you know what you sound like?"
:Ulgrim fakes a whiny voice, "I'm looking for a splinter. I want a piece of wood. Me, me, me! Look at me, I'm a flippin' ponce!"
:Ulgrim the Uncooperative tells you, "Fine! Take it! Just stop talking."
:Ulgrim the Uncooperative gives you Splinter of Wood.
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Ulgrim the Unreal
:You give Ulgrim the Unreal Ale.
:Ulgrim seems to be yelling something, but you only hear a faint whisper.
:You give Ulgrim the Unreal Ale.
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "The floor feels like sand almost."
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "I almost fell through a little while ago. I'm afraid to think where I might end up if that happens."
:You give Ulgrim the Unreal Ale.
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "Ah, I could taste that one."
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "I just want you to know that I'm thankful for everything you've done."
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "Whatever happens, it wasn't your fault."
:You give Ulgrim the Unreal Ale.
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "Not long now."
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "They... can definitely see something."
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "It's when they brush against me that I want to scream."
:You give Ulgrim the Unreal Ale.
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "Oh, thank you!"
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "I don't know how much more of this I can handle. You have to help me."
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "Here, take this, it's the only thing I have that seems to still be solid. Maybe it has something to do with what happened to me."
:Ulgrim the Unreal gives you Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unreal tells you, "Please hurry, those things seem to be looking for me. They're getting closer!"
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Ulgrim the Unbalanced
:You give Ulgrim the Unbalanced Sake.
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "I'm tellin' you fellows, you're gonna want that cowbell."
:You give Ulgrim the Unbalanced Sake.
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "I gotta have more cowbell, baby!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unbalanced Sake.
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "Easy guys, I drink my stout just like the rest of you - one sip at a time. Except, once my mugs empty, I make gold gromnies."
:You give Ulgrim the Unbalanced Sake.
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "Listen, before you walk away from here you'll be wearin' gold girths."
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "Never question Ulgrim!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unbalanced Sake.
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "Sweet nectar, thy name is sake."
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "I bet you ten sakes you'll never guess where this came from."
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced gives you Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "You don't know do you?"
:Ulgrim the Unbalanced tells you, "I'm not telling you. You owe me ten sakes!"
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Ulgrim the Underhanded
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "If it's no bother, would you be kind enough to buy me something to wet my thirst? Byrdara seems to have locked up the liquor for some reason."
:You give Ulgrim the Underhanded Palm Wine.
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "You look at me expectantly. You think this drink puts me in your debt? I would think again my friend. It is you who are in my debt. I have graced you with knowledge that you cannot acquire anywhere else. I would step carefully were I you."
:You give Ulgrim the Underhanded Palm Wine.
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "So, are you looking to earn a little extra pyreal on the side? We could perhaps enter into a mutually beneficial arrangement."
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Now kiss the ring."
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Think about it. I'm always looking for bright new people to join my allegiance."
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Very Good."
:You give Ulgrim the Underhanded Palm Wine.
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "What's that over there, behind you?!"
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "What, nothing? My mistake, I thought I saw something. Well never mind, here let us drink to our continued friendship."
:Ulgrim watches you expectantly from over his mug.
:You give Ulgrim the Underhanded Palm Wine.
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Yes and what would you like my friend?"
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Drink? I'm sure I don't know what drink you are talking of."
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "No, you are mistaken, but if you were to bring me more drink I might be able to devise of an elaborate plan to track down the culprit."
:You give Ulgrim the Underhanded Palm Wine.
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Yes, yes, I think I'm remembering something..."
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "No, I've lost it."
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Perhaps one more wine will help me cogitate."
:You give Ulgrim the Underhanded Palm Wine.
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Mmmmm..Mmmmm..Ow!!!"
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "Vers thomfing thuck in ma mouf!"
:Ulgrim the Underhanded tells you, "A splinter? I guess they add all sorts of stuff to wine to give it that woody flavor."
:Ulgrim tosses the splinter aside.
:Ulgrim the Underhanded gives you Splinter of Wood.
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Ulgrim the Unlucky
:You give Ulgrim the Unlucky Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "I went to visit the fortune shrine today. Want to hear my fortune?"
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "You will fall into a very deep hole and your broken body will slowly be devoured by the foul things that reside in the lightless places."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "That didn't sound so good."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "My lucky numbers are 6,6,6."
:You give Ulgrim the Unlucky Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "After I clear up this whole bar tab mess I think I'll go and spend some quiet time in Yanshi. It's so nice and peaceful there. Someone else suggested the Singularity Caul too. That might be nice. I haven't been there in a long time."
:You give Ulgrim the Unlucky Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "I bet you don't know that some magical components are quite deadly if ingested."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "I sure didn't."
:You give Ulgrim the Unlucky Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "Maryata says that as long as I don't break any more mugs today I can go."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "I was so happy, I dropped another mug."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "She's so nice. She said that didn't count since I wasn't ready. And when I was leaving her office she pretended not to notice when I tripped over that table of mugs."
:You give Ulgrim the Unlucky Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "Maryata says that as long as I don't break any more mugs today I can go."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "I was so happy, I dropped another mug."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "She's so nice. She said that didn't count since I wasn't ready. And when I was leaving her office she pretended not to notice when I tripped over that table of mugs."
:You give Ulgrim the Unlucky Red Wine.
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "Ahhh!!! That should help with the gout."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "Oh joy! Things are looking up! That splinter embedded in my neck has finally come out!"
:Ulgrim the Unlucky tells you, "Here, take it as a good luck charm."
:Ulgrim the Unlucky gives you Splinter of Wood.
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Giving the 9 Splinters to Ulgrim the Unpleasant
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's two pieces. Can you believe someone brought me a stick? Apparently one of my reflections tricked the silly bugger."
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Hmmm, even with this third splinter I don't know how they go together. I guess I'll need them all before I can figure out where they fit. There must be more of me out there, they couldn't have gone far. Unless they remember my house recall spell... But how likely is that?"
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The fourth splinter! Thanks! Any word on my doppelgangers activities? I've heard that one of them is running around naked, heh heh!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Half way there! Well, OK, five ninths of the way there."
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, good. Thanks."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's odd, as much as I dislike having those imposters run around smearing my good name, I'll be a little sad to see them go. I never had any brothers before."
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Please hurry! The longer this lasts the stranger I feel. There are only two more pieces to find."
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Didn't you bring me any stout? Oh... well, this is fine. I'm not that thirsty. Not really. It's good to have the eighth piece though. One more and I can rebuild the wand!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Aha!"
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Ow!"
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That should be the last piece I need. You are a... um... good Samaritan and a... a well read individual and all that sort of thing. I bestow upon you the Robe of Extraordinary Comfort!"
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant gives you Bathrobe.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh my head!"
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'll try unbinding from the lifestone as soon as I've recrafted this wand. With any luck the rest of those imposters will be dispelled. Thank you for your help, and won't you please help the poor beggars here, they need the pyreal so very much."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "This could take awhile..."
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "Oh, my head. I need a drink!"
:You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Splinter of Wood.
:Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Who the! Oh, this must be an extra piece. There's always extra pieces leftover when I put things together. Nothing to worry about I'm sure. Thanks though."
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