Schoolkids React To NPW's Farting Noise Toys

A Season 1 episode of Schoolkids React; it involves NPW's Farts In a Jar and Fart Effects featuring Kim, Kim, Eddie, Madison, Philly, Tami, Mila and Bianca.
== The Reactions to Farts In A Jar ==
=== Short and Squeaky ===
* Kim: That one reminds me of a fast and playful jazz-rock piano solo!
* Kam: I could tap along to that short 'n' squeaky toot!
* Philly: That one's just like a quick bass guitar tune!
* Madison: So cute, just like a bunny!
* Eddie: That one's just like a teeny-tiny titter!
* Tami: I could strum a ditty on my trusty aqua uke to go with that toot!
* BIANCA: That was oh so sweet, just like a puppy toy!
* MILA: It is so adorable-in fact, it reminds me of a happy baby ninja!
=== Long and Wet ===
* Kim: That reminds me of a really loud whoopie cushion!
* Kam: That one reminds me of a crazy tap dance!
* Philly: That one's just like a power chord!
* Madison: That one's as unmistakable as an echo bouncing around!
* Eddie: That one reminds me of the fire alarm; however, that squelchy toot always, ALWAYS makes me smile!
* Tami: I could strum a really silly tune on my famous ukulele to accompany that toot!
* BIANCA: That one crossed the finish line with powerful panache!
* MILA: That's what I call "2 Wet, 2 Furious!"
=== Creaky Floorboard ===
* Kim: That reminds me of spooky piano music.
* Kam: That reminds me of a suspenseful Halloween tune that I could play on my piano!
* Philly: That's so rhythmic, in fact, I could use it for adding comedy to my tap-dancing!
* Madison: That reminds me of an eerie motel!
* Eddie: It's just like a really scary horror movie!
* Tami: That reminds me of a creepy tune I could strum on my trusty guitar!
* BIANCA: Such rhythmic flatulence!
* MILA: Wow, what an atmospherically stunning fart!
=== Deflating Balloon ===
* Kim: That reminds me of the world's loudest whoopee cushion!
* Kam: I could playfully tap dance to that one!
* Philly: That one's like a bass line bouncing all around the dance floor!
* Madison: That's a comic work of art!
* Eddie: Wowie-zowie, what a magical masterpiece!
* Tami: I'll make up a colorfully lighthearted chord progression on my uke to go with that noise!
* BIANCA: That one's a real party crasher!
* MILA: Talk about a farting telegram, that's hah-larious!
=== Out Of Tune Trombone ===
* Kim: That's just like a dissonant piano!
* Kam: That reminds me of syncopated tap dancing!
* Philly: That one's just like an offbeat bass line!
* Madison: That's just like a comical boo-boo!
* Eddie: That one's just like an off-key bugle!
* Tami: Just like a broken flugelhorn!
* BIANCA: That one is just like a wacky mistake!
* MILA: That one's like an amusing error!
=== Stiff Leather Chair ===
* Kim: That reminds me of accenting a note on my piano!
* Kam: I could make up a short and snappy tap dance to go with that funny toot!
* Philly: That one's just like a rhythmic bass-line as it thumps, lumbers and pounds along!
* Madison: That one reminds me of a mini whoopie cushion!
* Eddie: That reminds me of a miniature whoopey cushion.
* Tami: Short and snappy strums on my uke plus that fart equals maximum LOLs!
* BIANCA: That really broke the stiffness barrier!
* MILA: Harmoniously creaky and hilariously awesome at the same time!
== The Reactions To Fart Effects ==
=== Soloist ===
* Madison: Ah, the distinct bouquet of my butt!
* Eddie: What a pretty twang, just like my accent!
* Kim: This makes me want to get my uke out!
* Kam: So unforgettable, I've got to tap!
* Philly: I'll add in some classy tapping 'cause it's stop time!
* Tami: I'm gonna sing along and jam along on my trusty guitar!
* MILA: Now, that's what I call a Carnegie Hall headliner!
* BIANCA: That's what I call "The Pavarotti Poot!"
=== Squelcher ===
* Madison: So unique, it's a diamond in the rough!
* Eddie: That's the most beautiful note I've ever heard!
* Kim: So rhythmic, I'm tapping along!
* Kam: Wowee-zowee, what a delightfully goofy tune!
* Philly: I'll add in that squelchy noise to my tapping!
* Tami: I'm gonna get my uke out 'cause of that squelchy song!
* MILA: That reminds me of George Carlin's famous artificial fart under the arm!
* BIANCA: Now, that's what I call "The Water Balloon Kaboomer!"
=== Croaker ===
* Madison: Oh no, I stepped on a frog!
* Eddie: Just like mixed-up keys of Kim 'n' Kam's piano!
* Kim: What a great idea for a tap-dancing workout!
* Kam: You should hear me singing that croaky song!
* Philly: I'll add in my trusty bass to accompany that kooky croak!
* Tami: I'll strum to accompany that croak!
* BIANCA: Whoops, I thought I heard a toad!
* MILA: That reminds me of amphibians doing karaoke!
=== Wobbler ===
* Madison: That wobbly noise is quite amusing!
* Eddie: That's just like a musical hiccup!
* Kim: Wobbly and rhythmic, perfect for a tap-dancing workout!
* Kam: I'm going to sing in harmony with that wobbly noise!
* Philly: I'll add in my famous bass grooves for maximum wobble!
* Tami: I'm gonna strum on my aqua uke to add to that wobbly melody!
* MILA: That's what I call "The Bollywood Bubbler!"
* BIANCA: Wow-what a zany wobble toot!
=== Door-Creaker ===
* Madison: That reminds me of a super-spooky haunted house!
* Eddie: That reminds me of Kim 'n' Kam's piano when it's rusty and needs tuning!
* Kim: What a unique noise for a tapping workout!
* Kam: Just like a dramatic piano solo!
* Philly: I'll add in bass vibes to that creepy, creaky noise!
* Tami: I'll play my aqua uke to accompany this eerie, creaky tune!
* MILA: I'm so brave-in fact, I don't EVER chicken out when I toot like that!
* BIANCA: So spooky-I must have summoned the ghost of Mr. Hitchcock!