Angry Birds Goes Popeye!

Angry Birds Goes Popeye! is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover between Angry Birds and Popeye. The story is about the birds crashing into the ocean where they meet Popeye and Wimpy. They must work together when they realize the ocean is being polluted by Bluto with the help of King Pig and the Bad Piggies. It was released on January 31, 2022.
==Characters==
*Red
*Popeye
*Chuck
*Bomb
*Jay, Jake and Jim
*Matilda
*Terence
*Hal
*Bubbles
*Stella
*Olive Oyl
*J. Wellington Wimpy
*Eugene the Jeep
*King Pig
*Foreman Pig
*Bluto/Brutus
*Mighty Eagle (mentioned)
==Transcript==
(In a world where animals are bodiless, a battle was going on in Piggy Island where birds are throwing themselves from a slingshot to battle against pigs from a fortress built with wood, stone and ice as some towers are falling apart from the birds' attacks)
*Red: More power!
*Chuck: *blast himself from a slingshot* Going into the air! *hit on the wood* Ah ha!
*King Pig: No! I will not lose to those birds! Henchmen, get rid of those guys.
*Minion Pig #1: Yes King Pig.
*Minion Pig #2: We're on our way to stop the birds.
*Minion Pig #3: Let's get them out of the way.
*King Pig: Today, we steal the eggs and feast on them!
*Jay, Jake and Jim: *shoot into the stone*
*Stella: *blast herself from a slingshot to shoot bubbles to capture the stones* I got you cover Red.
*Red: I'm going to destroy the tower made out of garbage. *jump into the slingshot* For the eggs! *shoot himself from a slingshot and go after the pigs* Here I come! *break into the inside of the tower* Alright. I know where you are King Pig.
*King Pig: *hear a break sound* Uh oh, he's on my hideout.
*Minion Pig #1: Brave yourself. He's coming.
*Matilda: *shoot eggs at the tower* Break down the tower!
*Terence: *smash many wood into the inside of the tower*
*Bubbles: *inflate into a bigger size to destroy a fortress* You don't mess with the big bird!
*Hal: *throw himself like a boomerang* Yeah! *cut off the ice blocks*
*King Pig: Not on the ice blocks. *get hit by Red*
*Terence: *smash the walls and beat up the pigs*
*Stella: *shoot bubbles to trap the pigs* I got you cover Terence.
*Matilda: *shoot egg bombs at the walls to catch up with Red* I saw Red fighting with the King Pig. We're all okay.
*Chuck: We were fast like speed.
*Red: *knock out King Pig* Ah ha!
*King Pig: *crash into his seat* No. You don't make fun of me.
*Red: You think I'm going to make fun of you for stealing our eggs? You're going to pay for what you have done.
*King Pig: I won't give up like I used to. I won't back down like a warthog! *hit Red*
*Red: Ow!
*King Pig: Ha ha ha ha ha. Nothing can stop me now!
*Jim: Red!
*Jake: He's feeling a little pain.
*Jay: We have to help him.
*Red: Oh man. He hurt my beak. Blues, stop the King Pig for me.
*Jim: We will. We're going round and around. Line up brothers! *he and his brothers line up to jump on the rocks and blast to hit King Pig with his brothers*
*King Pig: Gah! You hurt me!
*Jay: How about this! *blast at King Pig*
*King Pig: *crash all the way down to the ground* You almost tear down my castle! Foreman Pig! How's the process on the zapper gun?
*Foreman Pig: *in his lab building the zapper gun* The zapper gun is almost done. You are going to love it and be amazed on what I have built.
*King Pig: Oh, It gotta be done. Just reveal it already!
*Foreman Pig: One second! *still work on the zapper gun*
*King Pig: That is still a minute. *get hit by Chuck* Watch the speed!
*Chuck: *zoom around the castle* Nobody mess with the Chuck. *zoom fast and hit King Pig to the wall*
*King Pig: My back. *crash down on the ground* My back. It hurts. And my crown.
*Jim: We got him outnumbered.
*Jake: We're outsmart.
*Jay: Yeah!
*King Pig: Foreman Pig, what is taking the zapper gun so long?! It's about time!
*Foreman Pig: *show up with the zapper gun* Sorry for taking so long to get this thing built. I've been working on this gun for over thirty minutes!
*King Pig: You don't have to waste time when you're working. Just target at the birds and make them go away.
*Foreman Pig: Heh heh ha ha ha. *point his zapper gun to the birds*
*Red: *get up* Oh no. What is that he's holding?
*Foreman Pig: Which one of the birds is getting shot first?
*Chuck: Not a chance! *hit Foreman Pig as the zapper gun drop*
*King Pig: No! *hold the zapper gun* Gotcha! You're next Angry Birds! *use the zapper gun and shoot everywhere around the castle*
*Matilda: What the?
*Bubbles: It's shooting all over the walls.
*Hal: What is going on in the fortress?
*King Pig: Ah! *shoot at the blast* as it blast him and the birds out of the fortress as the portal open up to suck the birds out*
*Jay: Hold on!
*Chuck: I can't feel my feathers!
*Red: Impossible! It's going to suck us all into the hole!
*Stella: *try to shoot bubbles at the portal* It's not very effective at all.
*Terence: *crash the birds into the portal*
*Red: No! Terence! You're making us fall into the portal!
*King Pig: *get up, realizing that the birds are sucked into the portal* Yes. YES! After all these tensions and defeats, I have finally won the battle against the birds which means, I own the eggs for all our lunches!
*Foreman Pig: Did we win?
*King Pig: We did win. I own it all. I own all the eggs from the birds. It's mine. It's all mine! *laugh*
*Foreman Pig: We finally owe the birds again.
*King Pig: We are unstoppable. No one can shoot a wing out of us over our castles. *laugh*
*Foreman Pig: This zapper gun was a good idea to shoot and suck a thing out into the hole.
*King Pig: Truly, it did work. And now, we own the whole island to ourselves. *laugh*
*Foreman Pig: What a king for a day.
(In another world in a ocean full of ships sailing, a sailor man, a distress and a friend are seen relaxing on the ship outside with their benches on while minding their own business)
*Popeye: Ah. Another day in the sea.
*Olive: The ocean looks nice. Does it look like a good time to swim?
*Wimpy: How do you know? Maybe Popeye can give us a good swim.
*Eugene: *relaxing in a cloud*
*Popeye: Nothing can a fresh can of spinach can light up my day. *feel the wind* Huh?
*Wimpy: Are you feeling something?
*Olive: No. No wind or storm is going to blow us away on a fishing mode. *see a cannonball blast into the water* What was that?
*Popeye: *wake up* Huh?
*Wimpy: Am I seeing what I'm seeing?
*Olive: Don't tell me.
*Eugene: *pop out and see Bluto making on his way to Popeye's ship with a shocked face*
*Bluto: *sail on his ship, laughing* There we have it boys. The ship is ours!
*Goon #1: Didn't we like own a ship?
*Bluto: You're in my ship! This is a ship we're gonna invade.
*Goon #2: Well let's throw some cannonball into their faces.
*Goon #3: Aim for the target! And fire! *use the cannons to shoot cannonballs at Popeye's ship*
*Popeye: Holy deck! Look out!
*Olive: Dodge! *her group dodge the cannonballs from attacking*
*Popeye: Don't worry. I'll take care of this situation with Bluto and his goons. *control the ship and shoot a spear at Bluto's ship*
*Bluto: *his ship shakes from the spear attack while some of his goons jump off the ship into the sea* Aah! The sailor man is trying to shrink my ship down from a big spear! You better not mess with my ship, Popeye!
*Popeye: I got my eye on you, Bluto!
*Wimpy: I'll move up the barrels to keep the ship going fast to escape.
*Olive: Make it quick cause, we're about to be attack by one of the big guy's goons. *see a goon pop up the ship, screaming and survived by goons coming out of the water into Popeye's ship*
*Popeye: Olive! *fight the goons*
*Eugene: *scared*
*Popeye: *see the goons hold up their weapons and fight them back with punches and kicks*
*Olive: It's raining men!
*Wimpy: *use a chair to hit at a goon* Knock it out!
*Popeye: *roll over and knock out two goons into the sea* Don't worry Olive, i'm coming!
*Olive: *dodge the goons from fighting* Get me outta here!
*Popeye: *knock out the goons and slam them over while trying to save Olive* There's too many of them! It's like a loose fight into a cruise ship! *get knocked over by a goon*
*Bluto: *move the ship toward Popeye's ship* Nobody get away with my crew! It's like a pirate ship fight in the 1700s all over again.
*Eugene: *knock out each goon on the head while one tried to use a bat to hit him and disappear to hit the goon and pop up again with a little dance*
*Popeye: *spin to knock all the goons out* We're being robbed! How am I going to get all of these bad people out of here?
*Olive: Popeye, Bluto!
*Popeye: Uh oh. *see Bluto using his ship to crash into his ship* Aah! Hey! Watch where your going, sailor!
*Bluto: I'm here! *jump and land on Popeye's ship* I finally got you now, sailor boy.
*Popeye: It's sailor man. Does it look like i'm in my 10s?
*Bluto: You think I look like a guy from my 40s, are you?
*Popeye: Make me.
*Bluto: Who blew a hole?
*Popeye: Then why does the rooster crossed the sea? *punch Bluto*
*Bluto: Ah. Gains! *get knocked out by Popeye many times*
*Olive: Save me!
*Wimpy: *throw a table to knock the rest of the goons out* Encore! Popeye, how's the fight with the bad man?
*Popeye: *punch and slam Bluto inside of the deck* This is my favorite part of the battle. *punch down Bluto many times*
*Bluto: *hold Popeye up and crash him into the ship hold* You look like a little popcorn chicken to smash at a fast-food diner.
*Popeye: I...need...my...snack. Uh...spinach.
*Bluto: *slam Popeye* Ha ha ha! I got you twice!
*Olive: Popeye!
*Wimpy: My friend!
*Goons: *laugh*
*Eugene: *shocked as he see a portal opening up in the sky*
*Bluto: That's one two. And, you're out! *throw a spinach can at Wimpy*
*Wimpy: *fall down* Son of a can.
*Bluto: *capture Olive* I got you at last, Olive Oyl. Today has been my lucky day on the sea!
*Olive: *screaming for help*
*Eugene: *shocked as he see the birds falling down out of the portal and splashing into the ocean with a big splash on both ships*
*Popeye: The water.....
*Wimpy: Holy ocean!
*Bluto: Look out!
*Olive: Whoa-aah!
(Once the Angry Birds pop out of the portal and crash into the ocean, the two ships were splashed by the big waves of the ocean, causing the two ships to splash out in the water with Bluto and his goons crashing into their ship with the now captured Olive. Popeye wake up in the ocean as he realize he is underwater and shocked by seeing Wimpy falling into the deep as he save him and saw the ship sinking down as he hold up to the ship into the surface to remove all the water from sinking the ship down into the deep. In return, Eugene swim back up into the ship as Popeye saw the Angry Birds sinking down in the water as well as he grab all the birds from sinking and rescue them all into the ship as he try to push Wimpy and the birds to prevent them from choking with water on the deck.)
*Popeye: Come on, come on, come on. Keep on pushing.
*Wimpy: *spit out water* What happen?
*Popeye: J. Wellington Wimpy! Thank goodness you are okay.
*Wimpy: Where did everybody go? Did we win?
*Popeye: Oh no. We lost. Where Olive go? Where did Bluto and the men went? Why are the birds lying on the floor?
*Wimpy: I didn't see them crash by the ocean while we were fighting.
*Popeye: This is a misunderstanding. The battle isn't suppose to end like this.
*Eugene: *push all the birds as he disappear with the birds spitting out water on the floor*
*Red: Ugh! Ocean water! It's all over my mouth!
*Chuck: Where did the island go?
*Bomb: Where are we?
*Popeye: They can talk?
*Wimpy: What kind of birds are they?
*Popeye: They don't have bodies like us.
*Matilda: We crashed in the middle of the ocean.
*Jay: Hey, we're shipwrecked.
*Jim: No we're not. We haven't even crash down into a island yet.
*Jake: We didn't wait to crash out of our world and getting washed up on a ship where we didn't find any land to feel safe.
*Terence: *glare at the sea*
*Hal: My beak is okay. At least, it didn't cause a crack while splashing.
*Bubbles: I can feel my feathers.
*Stella: Oh my gosh, where did our island go? We need to get outta here. I can't breathe in a place surrounded by water!
*Popeye: Whoa, chill. You must be lost or something. Did you leave out of your flock to fly with the birds.
*Red: We are birds.
*Popeye: How did you guys looked like that while crashing?
*Chuck: We were born that way.
*Bomb: Born where we are hatched by the nest, coming out of our eggs.
*Jay: The ocean is a lie.
*Jim: We hit rock bottom.
*Jake: And there is no up above on the high end.
*Wimpy: Do you guys need some care and rest? How about we make a nice fresh spa for you.
*Red: No. We're good. We don't need a spa to chill our feathers.
*Eugene: *relaxing on a bench while watching the conversation and put on his sunglasses to ignore the talk between Popeye and the others*
*Popeye: Need some bird seeds to eat?
*Red: What? No. We're not hungry.
*Chuck: Like at all. I could go for a energy bar, but we ran out of energy bars back at my world.
*Bomb: I should have explode when I should have crash landed on shore.
*Popeye: Welcome to the other side of the world. I'm Popeye, the Sailor Man!
*Red: We're the Angry Birds. The name's Red.
*Wimpy: J. Wellington Wimpy.
*Eugene: *hold up a chalkboard and write his name on the wall with a pen and smile in front of the camera*
*Chuck: I'm Chuck.
*Bomb: Bomb.
*Jay: I'm Jay. Also meet my brothers Jim and Jake.
*Hal: I'm Hal. I can swing myself like a boomerang.
*Matilda: Matilda.
*Terence: *glare at Popeye*
*Popeye: Whoa. That is one big mad bird right here. Didn't expect to have a big temper issue like a bull.
*Red: That's my brother Terence. He doesn't talk much like us and have a serious mental anger issue with a big glare at your face.
*Popeye: I never saw him looking like a angry bird as Bluto.
*Red: *growl* You don't mock my brother, do you?
*Popeye: *embarrassed* Sorry lad. I respect all of you birds at once.
*Red: And thank you.
*Bubbles: The name's Bubbles and I can inflate like a hot air balloon!
*Stella: Nice Bubbles. Last, but not least. Stella.
*Popeye: Great to meet you all. I am a sailor man for a living. Here, I ride my ship with my pals Wimpy and Olive. Olive Oyl is the love of my life and I would like to go out places anytime with my ship around the world like eating pasta in a boat on Paris. Wimpy does all the good stuff and caring for me and look out for me when i'm busy.
*Eugene: *work on a computer in his desk and shred a paper in a shredder machine*
*Jay: What are you suppose to be?
*Popeye: What? Weren't you listening. I'm a sailor man. A sailor man is suppose to fish for sea creatures in the ocean and sell them like hot cakes!
*Jim: A hot cake is just like hot legs.
*Jake: Add in the sesame seeds. We'll eat some sesame chicken like we did with tacos.
*Popeye: One of you guys have a worst enemies. My biggest enemy of all is Bluto. Bluto is like a tough guy like any tough guy I have faced in my recent years of exploring. Bluto is just the person who tries to steal my heart of the girl I love and keep throwing barrels at my face. In order to save Olive, I eat my favorite food, spinach! Spinach make me strong and have the ability to gain power and defeat Bluto by ending the day of saving a damsel in distress.
*Red: Sweet. In our world, we share a island full of pigs. On a island full of pigs, the pigs are our worst enemies that tries to take our eggs away for us and eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
*Chuck: We use a special ability to defeat them with a giant slingshot.
*Popeye: A giant slingshot? Is it big as a Eiffel Tower.
*Stella: You are close. We use the big slingshot to sling ourselves to knock out the pigs and tearing down towers made from wood, ice and rocks. Sometimes sand in other places when we face the pigs around the world and for holiday seasons like we did with Halloween and Christmas.
*Red: Right now, we are stuck in your world and the pigs have gotten the eggs. Is your Bluto still around the ocean? I know we can beat him up together for stealing your girlfriend.
*Popeye: Well, my girlfriend have been stolen a while ago when that big splash torn us apart with Bluto successfully grabbing her into his ship!
*Wimpy: We were too late on saving her. There was no option to find a way on saving her.
*Chuck: You know what? We were the big splash that splash both of the ships down.
*Bomb: *hit Chuck* Hey. You're not going to try to make us embarrassed in front of the people.
*Chuck: What is your problem? We can reveal the truth whatever we want to.
*Popeye: I heard and I'm a little upset.
*Chuck: Oh great. I blew it myself.
*Bomb: Thanks a lot Chuck.
*Matilda: *sigh* What are we going to do without our island and slingshot?
*Wimpy: We won't give up like we used to. We're going back there to save Olive Oyl from Bluto.
*Jay: Pluto?
*Popeye: Not Pluto. Bluto. You know the name sound similar when it rhymes.
*Red: Where are we going after again?
*Popeye: A sailor named Bluto. He took my girlfriend away from me and we have to get her back from the big bad sailor.
*Wimpy: Get on your horses!
*Red: Where are we going?
*Popeye: You heard me. We're going to defeat Bluto and complete the mission of our lives!
*Eugene: *salute with a soldier suit on*
*Chuck: Alright! We're going back in business.
*Matilda: We'll save Olive for you once we find a way to get home.
*Popeye: Either a ship or a bubble. We'll have time to get you flightless birds home.
*Red: Who say we round birds can't fly when we're flightless?
*Chuck: Tell that to a duck!
*Wimpy: Or a chicken that crossed the road.
*Popeye: All jokes aside. Let's get to the mission. *sail his ship in the ocean*
*Red: Yahoo!
*Hal: Going through!
*Bubbles: We hit the deck!
*Popeye: Yeah! All aboard in the seven seas. Choo choo!
(Back at Piggy Island, the bad piggies are fixing the fortress caused by the battle between the birds and the pigs earlier as King Pig have a meeting with Foreman Pig in the office to discuss about the newly made zapper gun)
*King Pig: So Foreman, you manage to use a zapper gun to suck all the birds out. You have succeeded the battle and got rid of those freaks that tries to break my crowns over the eggs.
*Foreman Pig: I afford a new milestone. Your truly owned Foreman Pig.
*King Pig: Thanks a lot. There is no Mighty Eagle for them to come and smash all the pieces on my fortress. Every time the birds keep on coming back, they tear it all down and we have to repair the fortress all by ourselves with the help of the pigs.
*Foreman Pig: I wonder where the birds are exiled to?
*King Pig: Give me the zapper gun. *Foreman Pig give him the zapper gun* Something tell me that this secret weapon is being used to take down worlds. *shoot with the zapper gun to open up places to Paris, Miami and Beijing as the portals close down* Perfect. I know the perfect weapon to use in future wars.
*Foreman Pig: I mean, what place the birds are exiled to? You didn't answer my question.
*King Pig: Oh, I'm sorry Foreman. I thought I already answer one of your questions. Oh well, I'll check what the birds are up to as they are now stranded in the end of the ocean. *use a zapper gun to shoot to open up a portal at the ocean* An ocean. Nice.
*Foreman Pig: That's where the birds crash landed at?
*King Pig: This is their punishment to be stranded in the ocean. I wonder what kind of goons should we work with? *see Bluto and his goons on the ship with a captured Olive* Ah. Sailors. I'll love to work with sailors.
*Foreman Pig: You're going to work with these tough guys that tries to take the treasure away from pirates?
*King Pig: If I want to take their treasure away, then this is the perfect spot to work with these guys.
*Foreman Pig: You're not being serious like every other king in the world, are you?
*King Pig: Nope. I'm just going to have a little talk with these guys.
*Foreman Pig: Just make it quick, or else. I'll come with you to keep things connected.
*King Pig: Good calling. Man, I wonder these sailors got to do with this ocean sailing business.
*Foreman Pig: Smell like trouble to me.
(Back at Popeye's world in the ocean, Bluto and his goons lift up the ship back in the surface by removing water to prevent from sinking as Bluto and his goons went back into the ship with a captured Olive by strapping her down in a chair and tying her up with a rope)
*Olive: Let me go you bad men!
*Bluto: You're stuck with me now. Popeye isn't coming to get you or the Wimpy friend or whatever his name is. I don't care.
*Goon #1: *laugh with his goons* We own the ocean.
*Goon #2: Way a go Bluto.
*Goon #3: Captain of the Seas, isn't it.
*Bluto: They be calling me captain. But, more of a pirate that tries to capture mermaids on nets.
*Goon #4: What about a mermaid baby?
*Bluto: *zip the goon's mouth* Don't even say it! Don't make me cut your lips and drag you down with the sharks.
*Goon #4: *tear up* Daddy.
*Bluto: *kick a goon* Whatever. I got some lands to conquer. Without anybody's help. I can rule the oceans by putting my name on the sand of a little island. My brute force is going well on defeating Popeye every time he tries to break down my beard for a living.
*Olive: You'll never be outsmart, Bluto!
*Bluto: Silence! I outnumbered you many times with your Popeye. But it doesn't hurt my back as breaking down a chunk of ice in the snow.
*Goon #1: My man, Bluto.
*Goon #2: We are always rooting on you.
*Bluto: Thank you very much. I rule the ocean like a king of rocks! *laugh as a portal open up to watch King Pig and Foreman Pig coming into his ship* What the?
*King Pig: Whoa. Hello there. All big, all tough in one ship.
*Foreman Pig: I thought we're in paradise.
*Goons: *confront King Pig and Foreman Pig*
*Bluto: Invaders. They're on my ship.
*King Pig: No no no. Don't hurt us. We're the bad guys.
*Goons: Huh?
*Olive: The bad guys?
*Foreman Pig: We're really really bad animals.
*King Pig: Greetings, sailors. I am King Pig and this is my servant Foreman Pig. We are the bad piggies and we all know you are facing a very terrible crime that was commit into the ocean a while ago.
*Bluto: Ah, I am Bluto. My friends and family call me Brutus. Also, what are you talking about? Are you some sort of old king or are you retiring on a animal farm?
*King Pig: I'm not old. I'm saying, your ocean is in danger as our enemies have arrived in the scene to make a splash in the waves.
*Bluto: Listen up chump. If you keep trying to come back to disturb a scene, i'm going to smash you and cook you up as a bacon burger sandwich.
*Olive: Leave the pigs behind this, Bluto!
*Bluto: Let me handle the situation right here!
*Foreman Pig: Well we got friends and they would love to put up a good show with you.
*Goon #1: Like what? Fancy sailors in the ship?
*King Pig: They're coming right now. Our friends hear us and know where we are to keep us updated. My friends, come on over to the sea where we speak sailor! *his minions start to come out of the portal to greet Bluto's crew*
*Bluto: What the what?
*Minion Pig #1: Hello.
*Minion Pig #2: Nice ship.
*Minion Pig #3: It's sailboat!
*King Pig: These are the Bad Piggies. We steal, we take and we destroy what the birds love.
*Goon #4: They look like bad guys to me, Mr. Bluto.
*Bluto: I heard. King Pig, you look like a good fit to take over the ocean with me. You're hired!
*King Pig: Thank you. We got a new plan to take over the oceans.
*Foreman Pig: This boat is going to get crowded with all the pigs staring at us like seagulls.
*Bluto: It is time for the moment on polluting the oceans with garbage and waste. I have a future in the oceans!
*Olive: You can't trash up the seas. That is going to cause a sense of dirtiness.
*Bluto: The oceans can be ruled by anyone Olive. Do you want to rule the ocean? Rule the ocean with the fishes.
*Olive: I won't let you trash up the ocean like you did with the cities.
*Foreman Pig: Ha ha ha. She's whining.
*King Pig: I know the birds are in there. We can defeat them again like we used to as always.
*Bluto: Once our friends keep coming with their ships, we will trash up the oceans with garbage, waste and the worst of all, plastic.
*Olive: Not the plastic!
*Bluto: *drop a plastic bottle on the water* The first plastic to be put in the ocean. Let's trash up the ocean some more!
*Goons: *cheer as they drop all the plastic and waste into the ocean*
*Olive: What are you doing?
*King Pig: There's a new future in us!
*Bluto: No one can stop us now! The ocean will be filled of disasters and traps where garbage will be held down into the deep! *evil laugh*
(Back with Popeye, Red and their crew, the gang are sailing on their ship in the ocean to search for Bluto and his crew on their ship)
*Popeye: Where can Bluto be hiding.
*Red: How can he hide when he's in the ocean where everyone is looking.
*Eugene: *look in his telescope to see islands around the ocean*
*Chuck: No sight of Bluto on the water.
*Wimpy: He's in the surface. I know he's out there trying to escape with Olive.
*Popeye: I can't let down Olive for Bluto. I need to get her back so we can go home safety with the oceans clean.
*Stella: *see cans on the water* Uh, guys. Are you seeing what i'm seeing?
*Matilda: *see garbage on the water* Oh no.
*Popeye: Are we stepping on something?
*Wimpy: Not on your feet. The ocean is filled with plastic and waste!
*Popeye: What the? Who is trying to mess up the ocean with garbage?
*Red: *see Bluto on the ship laughing* What in the world is this big bulky man doing on one ship?
*Popeye: That's him! Bluto is right there, trying to pollute the ocean with garbage!
*Stella: It happen with forests. Now they're trying to garbage the ocean with plastic and other junk into the deep.
*Chuck: That is going to hurt the environment. We can't let it happen to garbage the whole planet up.
*Wimpy: That will kill hundreds and thousands of animals into the ocean.
*Popeye: As we speak, we must stop Bluto from destroying the oceans!
*Chuck: And, *see King Pig working with Bluto* Bluto got King Pig on his side with all the other piggies on deck!
*Red: What? Those pigs! How did they find our location when we were sucked from a portal gun? Morons!
*Bomb: They're trashing up the seas. How many are we going to beat?
*Hal: Maybe like many until they learn how to not mess with the seas.
*Bubbles: The sun ain't going to heat us up until we know how to clean up the ocean from oil spills, garbage and other type of junk we see every day in the ocean.
*Wimpy: Once we get the ship close to Bluto's, we beat up those goons and save Olive from trouble.
*Popeye: *hear Olive screaming for help* Olive! I'm coming for you!
*Red: Ahem! The slingshot!
*Popeye: A slingshot? To pop a balloon?
*Red: No! A actual slingshot. A big one!
*Popeye: Oh. You got it. We need a slingshot for the battle!
*Chuck: It's a pirate pig attack!
*Wimpy: I'll go check for tools to make a big slingshot. *rush to the ship hold and grab all of his tools with chop up wood on the table* The perfect set to make a recipe on a big weapon. *use all the tools to create a big slingshot and hold the big slingshot with him on the deck* Ta da!
*Popeye: Sweet old baby mama.
*Red: Jackpot of gold! That's what we're talking about and what we asked for is a weapon like the one from our world.
*Terence: *glare*
*Popeye: Make way for the battle!
*Wimpy: One slingshot on the run. *place down the big slingshot*
*Red: And for testing, use a barrel to track down one of Bluto's ships.
*Popeye: You got it. One barrel on the shot. *use a barrel to shoot it with the slingshot at Bluto's ship)
(As Popeye and Red's crew shoot the barrel with a big slingshot, it shoot right at Bluto's ship, gaining attention to Bluto, his goons and the bad piggies with King Pig and Foreman Pig)
*Bluto: Those angry flightless birds and the sailor man are tracking down our hideout! They won't stop us from making a mess in the ocean! Call for Battle station!
*King Pig: Prepare the cannons for attack!
*Minion Pig #1: Aye aye king! *set up the cannons and shoot cannonballs at the ship*
*Olive: Popeye!
*Foreman Pig: No one is messing with our job until reinforcement!
*Minion Pig #2: Watch these cannonballs crash into theirs.
*Red: *see the cannonball crash into the ship* Those pigs! How did they knew our location?
*Popeye: They know that we're here and Bluto is behind all the pig tracking sea pollution.
*Chuck: We're going to take down the pigs once and for all.
*Jay: Yeah.
*Jim: Count us in.
*Jake: It's on like rain fire.
*Bomb: Bring in the slingshot
*Matilda: We're ready for action!
*Popeye: Ching Ching Ching. Let's bring them down!
*Red: I'm ready! *jump on the slingshot and shoot himself to Bluto's ship*
*Bluto: My boat! There's a bird on the loose!
*King Pig: He got in our boat. Stop these birds!
*Red: Hey Bad Piggies, look like I got callback on your faces. *fight the bad piggies*
*Chuck: I'm ready! *shoot himself from the slingshot into Bluto's ship* Dang! I was ready.
*Bomb: Here I go! *shoot himself from the slingshot into Bluto's ship as he explode to bomb one of the ships*
*Bluto: Not my boats and ships! Bombs!
*Foreman Pig: Shoot more cannonballs into their faces.
*King Pig: We're on our way. *shoot more cannonballs into Red's ship, laughing*
*Bluto: My crew, fight the sailor man if you may. In return, I'll bring in a plank wood for you to go like most pirate ship battles. *send out a plank wood on Popeyes ship as his crew run to fight Popeye* There you have it.
*Goon #1: Let's beat up the sailor man! *return with his goons to Popeye's ship*
*Popeye: Time to knock out the barnacles. *fight Bluto's crew*
*Eugene: *run and beat up most of the goons on Popeye's ship*
*Wimpy: Here we go again. *knock out Popeye's ship*
*Foreman Pig: *call out the bad piggies* Hey, what are you waiting on? Go! *send the bad piggies to Popeye's ship*
*Popeye: And now, we got green bodiless pigs on our way. *knock out the bad piggies*
*Eugene: *shoot himself from a slingshot to crash into one of the ships*
*Bomb: *get up* I'm taking down the men! *beat up the crew*
*Red: *fight the bad piggies* Bring them heck!
*Matilda: *shoot herself from a slingshot to shoot a egg at the ship* Boo-yah!
*Bluto: Don't let the ships sink down into the sea with the junk.
*Terence: *shoot himself from a slingshot to crash into a ship*
*King Pig: Not my ship! *get hit by Red*
*Red: Alright King Pig. You owe a lesson from me.
*King Pig: Why are you still here?
*Red: You took our eggs and now, you're going to be paying for your actions.
*King Pig: Let's play a little brawl while we can. *fight Red*
*Red: *bump King Pig* Get outta the way, king!
*Popeye: *fight Bluto's crew* Birds, you can knock out the crew if you like.
*Hal: Incoming! *swing himself as a boomerang to knock out the crew*
*Bubbles: *inflate to knock all the goons out* The master of all inflation is here!
*Stella: Ha-cha! *blow bubbles to trap most henchmen*
*Jim, Jay and Jake: *celebrate by knocking all the bad piggies out*
*Chuck: One attack coming up. *zoom fast to beat up all the goons and bad piggies* One hit for you, two hits for you and three hits for everybody. Boom!
*Red: *hit King Pig* Gotcha!
*King Pig: Leave me alone!
*Red: You have caused a lot of trouble in your own island after all these years of tensions and battles.
*King Pig: You look good for a display, but I won't back down against my own army of pigs who eat like real pigs without eating without their mouths close.
*Red: That's gross of you.
*King Pig: Prove it.
*Popeye: *hold a goon and throw it against the other goons* Better luck next time. You'll never live without a spinach.
*Olive: Popeye!
*Popeye: Olive! *run to Olive as he cut the rope to free her from a chair, hugging her in a rescue* The sailor's man got you.
*Bluto: *laugh as he use a bat to hit Popeye*
*Olive: Popeye!
*Bluto: Who's trying to leave me behind?
*Olive: Popeye, he's still here.
*Popeye: Oh no. *get up and fight Bluto*
*Bluto: You never mess with the big guy. *slam down Popeye*
*Popeye: Olive, a little help?
*Olive: Do something Popeye.
*Popeye: I can't move without a muscle. *get knocked many times by Bluto as get thrown in his ship* Not again.
*Red: *hit King Pig* Touchdown!
*King Pig: You don't mess with the king.
*Eugene: *dodge many goons and turn into a football player to push all the goons out of his way*
*Popeye: *use the switch to make a sink hit on every pig and goon* Ha ha.
*Bluto: You're coming with me. *rush to Popeye*
*Popeye: *fight Bluto* Eat that, take that.
*Bluto: *smash Popeye with a barrel*
*Popeye: *punch Bluto*
*Bluto: Not so fast. *spin at Popeye*
*Popeye: *crash to the slingshot*
*Stella: Not on the slingshot *shoot bubbles to lift up the goons*
*Bluto: What are you waiting for Popeye? Are you going to cry to your mommy?
*Popeye: *get up and hold a can of spinach, eating it and becoming strong* Hey birds, you might wanna eat this. *throw spinach in the air for the birds to eat and power up*
*Chuck: I got super speed!
*Bomb: Explosive power.
*Hal: Super throw skills while Terence got super strength.
*Terence: *glare at Hal*
*Red: Alright King Pig. Your time is up.
*King Pig: No. Anything but that. I'm scared! *run off* Help me!
*Red: Birds, attack!
*Chuck: *zoom fast to knock all the goons out* Ka-chow!
*Bomb: *explode to knock all the bad piggies out*
*Stella: *shoot bubbles to take all the plastic out of the ocean*
*Matilda: *shoot a egg bomb at every ship*
*Hal: *throw himself and hit at the goons*
*Bubbles: *inflate to hit the cannonballs from shooting*
*Jim, Jay and Jake: *hit at the pigs*
*King Pig: No no no. What happen? *get hit by Red*
*Popeye: *jump and punch Bluto*
*Bluto: Aw.
*Wimpy: Yeah. You got it Popeye.
*Eugene: *knock a goon in the ocean*
*Olive: *throw a chair at a pig*
*Foreman Pig: You can't do that. I'm the boss!
*King Pig: Who's the boss? *get knocked by Red*
*Red: Me.
*Terence: *smash a stack of bad piggies*
*Foreman Pig: You're not going anywhere without a diet.
*Red: Leave it to me! *hit Foreman Pig and grab the zapper gun* I got it.
*Chuck: Red, what are you doing?
*Bomb: You're going to make us suck into the portal again.
*Red: No worries. The leader got this. *use a zapper gun to shoot at the sky to open a portal to suck all the garbage out of the ocean as well the bad piggies*
*Minion Pig #1: King, we got a bad feeling about this.
*Minion Pig #2: We're getting sucked in.
*King Pig: No! Not my turn. It can't be the end of us!
*Red: Say goodbye! *hit King Pig to the portal*
*King Pig: Nooooooooo!!!
*Foreman Pig: Boss! *get knocked by Chuck to the portal*
*Chuck: So long Foreman.
(All the bad piggies and garbage crash into Piggy Island as they crash land into King Pig's fortress, destroying it and making the eggs jump with Jim, Jay and Jake saving the eggs back at Popeye's world by saying "Got it!" as King Pig and the rest of the bad piggies are defeated with the portal closing down in the sky)
*King Pig: Aw man. We lost as always.
*Foreman Pig: There's so much garbage everywhere.
*King Pig: We have to clean it all up from my destroyed fortress.
*Foreman Pig: What are we gonna do about it?
*King Pig: Dump it into the ocean. I promise to make a comeback on destroying those birds again for revenge. *evil laugh* Alright, let's eat up the eggs. Hey, where did the eggs go?
*Foreman Pig: Uh, they're gone. It flew away by itself.
*King Pig: Gosh! We should have ate them earlier! This stinks.
(Back at Popeye's world, the birds head back to Popeye's ship as Popeye hold Olive back to his ship while confronting the goons with Bluto running into Popeye's ship for a punch)
*Red: What now?
*Popeye: I demand justice to all of you! *jump and smash the whole ship, bringing all the goons out into the ocean*
*Bluto: My goons!
*Popeye: So long, enemy. *punch Bluto high all the way to the sky*
*Bluto: Curse you! *crash to the ocean*
*Everyone: Hooray!
*Eugene: *cheerlead by raising pompoms up*
*Red: We done it again. We beat those pigs out with the bad men on the ship.
*Popeye: I knew I could save the day by saving the ocean.
*Chuck: I see no dirt or oil on the liquid of water.
*Bomb: The ocean look clean again, right?
*Popeye: Sure is. With your help. I should honor you the hero of approval.
*Red: You have your kind words, Popeye.
*Popeye: A sailor man's work is always done in the ocean.
*Olive: Oh Popeye. You are my hero.
*Wimpy: Thank you for saving us all. *shake hands with Popeye*
*Popeye: You're welcome. I could get used with that in a lifetime.
*Stella: You can call us anytime with help if we want to go over again with Bluto's schemes.
*Popeye: His schemes aren't that healthy. He has caused a lot of trouble in the seas lately and elsewhere around the world.
*Chuck: Without us, the oceans would look like a mess like a junkyard full of garbage.
*Red: Are there any more tasks needed to be done?
*Popeye: Nope. You're good to go.
*Red: Thank you Popeye. Guess we took the pigs' secret weapon in order to get us home safety. *use the zapper gun to open a portal to Piggy Island* That's about it and we're off to the hills.
*Hal: Home sweet home.
*Popeye: Thank you for your help. You do have a nice home in the hills.
*Red: That's where we keep the eggs safe from pigs. Off we go!
*Jay: See you next time.
*Popeye: So long birds.
*Olive: These birds are unique without a body.
*Popeye: Never seen them with only the head before.
*Wimpy: They're all special.
*Eugene: *act like a bird*
*Red: Let's go birds. We got a lot of work to do back home. *he and the birds jump into the portal to Piggy Island as the portal closes down*
*Popeye: I may be up for some vacation at Hawaii.
*Olive: Let's make a trip down there.
(The birds returned to Piggy Island after defeating the bad piggies and Bluto's crew as the birds place the nest with the eggs on the grass as the birds relax by watching a sunset in the sky)
*Red: I thought we would never make it home. But glad we finally did.
*Chuck: I faced some surface pressure.
*Bomb: Luck is luck.
*Jay: This rocks.
*Jim: It feels a lot like the weekend.
*Jake: Beats me.
*Terence: *snore*
*Hal: Anyone up for a picnic?
*Bubbles: *pass out some candy to the birds* I have candy if you like.
*Matilda: Candy does sound a bit tasty and sweet. *eat some candy*
*Stella: It feel so good to be here.
*Red: Always angry, always happy.
(Back at Popeye's world, Popeye, Wimpy and Olive dock their ship in the beach of Hawaii as they sit down in the towel and relax with a umbrella covering up with shade to prevent getting sunburn as Eugene is seen swimming in the waves. Popeye, Wimpy and Olive put on some sunblock to keep themselves cool from the sun while they laugh and giggle during their vacation.)
*Popeye: Being on vacation never make us tired.
*Olive: We even get to take a break on stopping Bluto and his goons.
*Wimpy: I never feel so humiliated.
*Popeye: It's alright. As long you want to feel good, you can always catch a break during your free time.
*Wimpy: Thank you Popeye. I owe you a nickel.
*Olive: I got you flowers on a basket from last night.
*Popeye: That's so sweet Olive. You always been thinking about me of the sailor of your dreams.
*Olive: You're always the girl of my dreams.
*Popeye: In my dreams, Olive. *sing*
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the "finich"
'cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! *blow his pipe, ending the short*
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is based on the Popeye Tournament on Angry Birds Friends in favor of bringing awareness of ocean pollution in support of The SeaCleaners.
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