WotW: Week 42

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Weak of the Week: Week 42 	Weak of the Week: Week 42
 	
XXHillbily BillXX 	XXHillbily BillXX
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
I honestly can't believe that it's taken this many weeks to bump into a character like this. It's been almost eleven months since we first started our quest to find the weakest costumed "hero" each week, and this is the first time this year we've seen a Duck Dynasty themed character. He's still weak, but different at least. Well, then again, about a year ago we saw that bearded cartoon duck named Dynasty Duck who surly would have also been Weak of the Week, had it existed.I would think that with all the hillbilly themed television programming these days, weaklings like this would be littering the servers. I guess there isn't much cross section with people that watch Hillbilly Handfishin' and people literate enough to even spell the word 'Champion', let alone are able to spell that word and use a computer, but you would still expect to see a few more. So this guy is uniquely weak. He did misspell "Hillbilly" though, so I guess I'm giving him too much credit. Plus, he looks more like a big dirty hipster if you ask me. What with the giant beard, hat and sweater around his waist. So he may be doing this "ironically," which hipsters often do.Now what I have seen done, many, many times is using the Krampus Barrel O'Children as a beer barrel. That's been done to death. In fact, I've never seen it used in any other way. I don't know who loves beer that much that they can't fight crime without dragging a whole freakin' barrel full of it around with them at all times. Possibly Stone Cold Steve Austin, but even he had the sense to at least wait until the match was over to bring the brew out. You'd think having a multi-gallon drum full of fermented wheat byproduct on your back would kind of be a hindrance when fighting off giant robots, but no, they need it.	I honestly can't believe that it's taken this many weeks to bump into a character like this. It's been almost eleven months since we first started our quest to find the weakest costumed "hero" each week, and this is the first time this year we've seen a Duck Dynasty themed character. He's still weak, but different at least. Well, then again, about a year ago we saw that bearded cartoon duck named Dynasty Duck who surly would have also been Weak of the Week, had it existed.I would think that with all the hillbilly themed television programming these days, weaklings like this would be littering the servers. I guess there isn't much cross section with people that watch Hillbilly Handfishin' and people literate enough to even spell the word 'Champion', let alone are able to spell that word and use a computer, but you would still expect to see a few more. So this guy is uniquely weak. He did misspell "Hillbilly" though, so I guess I'm giving him too much credit. Plus, he looks more like a big dirty hipster if you ask me. What with the giant beard, hat and sweater around his waist. So he may be doing this "ironically," which hipsters often do.Now what I have seen done, many, many times is using the Krampus Barrel O'Children as a beer barrel. That's been done to death. In fact, I've never seen it used in any other way. I don't know who loves beer that much that they can't fight crime without dragging a whole freakin' barrel full of it around with them at all times. Possibly Stone Cold Steve Austin, but even he had the sense to at least wait until the match was over to bring the brew out. You'd think having a multi-gallon drum full of fermented wheat byproduct on your back would kind of be a hindrance when fighting off giant robots, but no, they need it.
Offences 	Offences
• Misspelling• Superhero in Pants 	• Misspelling• Superhero in Pants
How to Improve 	How to Improve
I'm trying to think of another TV show you could base your Champions on instead of crap like Mountain Monsters, but I've come to the sad realization that there isn't a single television show airing today that doesn't contain scripted realism, pseudoscience or rednecks. 	I'm trying to think of another TV show you could base your Champions on instead of crap like Mountain Monsters, but I've come to the sad realization that there isn't a single television show airing today that doesn't contain scripted realism, pseudoscience or rednecks.
Category:Weak of the Week