Lawrence

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== Lawrence ==
Lawrence is an armadillo who was born from the Chernobyl Reactor Meltdown in 1949. He was made from the solidifying nuclear reactor coolant that had settled on the floor in a deep cave system that housed the elephant’s foot.
Lawrence is a uranium miner, and he was employed as he is the only armadillo to ever be 100% radioactive material. Therefore he is naturally attracted to uranium. Because of this he is always gravitating towards the nearest, largest stockpile of uranium. Whether it be in the ground or in your stomach.
Lawrence has a wife a very long time ago in 330MF, around the same time that Terence came into being. His wife existed long before him, and because of this Lawrence’s wife is a petrified corpse. Lawrence keeps her in his cave when she was taxidermied by Robert Downey Jr. 
Lawrences tongue is 6.44765222856739573669 kilozabloings long
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