Two Tales

Two Tales is the third episode of The Count Desertstone Show. In the episode, Twotails (Count's mate), it introduced.
==Transcript==
Coryn: Can I take a break from the flute, Spike?
Spike: Sure.
Count: -is walking in with Twotails- So I was talking to Derek...
Derek: What? -sees Twotails-
Twotails: Is that him?
The Greens (excluding Coryn): Yes, yes yes, it is!
Derek: -Eyes become hearts- H...h.... hi... two tailed crocodile...
Twotails: Sorry, i'm taken
Derek: -hears in eyes fall out and break and eyeballs come back- Oh... umm....
Coryn: -chuckles- yeah... :3
Twotails: -is on an iPhone- I'm Twotails. Nice to meet you! LOL!!! My freind just texted me if I was fine!!! XD LOL!
Count: Your always fine!
-The crocodiles laugh and the screen zooms out into a dark corner of the room-
Xcer: Foolish souls. A rare multi-tailed croc as a mate, huh? >:(. Not good enough. You need more power to overcome me! The true king of the universe, and the killer of you, -takes a picture of Count- YOU, COUNT!!! -burns picture in fire-
-the screen zooms in back into the laughing crocodiles-
Count: What did you text back?
Twotails: I texted back "LOL XDDD!!!"
Derek: How did you and hotty tails- I mean Twotails get together?
Count: It all started last Thursay...
Xcer (just voice): Thursday, huh?!
-flashback starts-
Count: I'm pooped...
The Greens: He, he he, has nothing to do! Do do do!
Count -sighs while reading a book all about crocodiles- Mating? Why. I don't care about it.
Twotails: I have two tails! Also two tales! Come- woah, who's that? -is gazing at Count-
Random female crocodile: That's Count Desertstone!
Another female crocodile: Wow! He's upright cutie!
-the two crocodiles start to argue-
Twotails: Grr.... -roars-
-the two crocodiles freeze-
Twotails: I'll try him. I'm the one with the "two tails" birth defect!
Random male crocodile: Twotails is a girl?!
Other random male: And her tails are birth defects?!
Twotails: O_o! This is why I hated mating in the first place! All the males are fat and strange!
Count: Not all crocodile males are uncivilized.
Twotails: Umm, who was that?! Nobody says words like that these days! Now these days people say "lol' and "XD!"
Count: Of course, your a girl.
Twotails: -chuckles- Thanks... :D
Female crocodile: Really?!
All random male and female crocodiles who talked: NO FAIR!
Twotails: Sorry. Or how we teenagers say it, S.O.R.R.E.H! Lol bye peeps! I should really stop the text talk...
Count: No no no it's okay...
Twotails: Follow me :).
Count: Okay!
-flashback ends-
Count: The rest is too hard to explain.
Twotails: Yeah...
Coryn: I better join The Greens!
The Greens: We are back together! Ever ever.
Derek: Why is it hard to explain?
Twotails: You would blow up. Litterally!
Derek: Oh.
Count: Hey, wanna join the talk show?
Twotails: YOU USED TEXT TALK!!!! -faints-
Count: You take that tail, Derek, while I take the other.
Derek: Okay.
-the two crocs pull each tail-
Twotails: Thanks!
Count: Your welcome.
Derek: Yeah... your always welcome... your royal hotness...
Twotails: What?!
Derek: -is stepping back waving hands- NOTHING... NOTHING!
-all the crocodiles stare at eachother and the episode ends--
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