Ferret

Ferret is a magical and terrifying creature which is a descendant of the long-deceased Fairies. Traditionally, ferrets have a type of fur known as Steroidtoypoodle, but some recent ferrets have been found with less fur. These ferrets are known as skinks, and they typically are only the tail and legs of a ferret but with faces. Big ferrets with smaller amounts of tail are known as cats. Fluffy ferrets are not only known as poodles, but they simply are poodles.
They were so ugly, everyone died and so Chuck Norris resurrected them, and banned ferrets from life and are now an unlegal species in the UnOmniverse. If you see them call for Chuck Norris, or else you will DIE!
== Ferret types ==
* Steroid ferrets
* Brown ferrets
* White ferrets
* Wise ferrets
== Ferret color ==
And ferrets too. All colors. Yes, they float. Whatever that means.
== Ferret floatability ==
Category:Animals
Category:Cute
Category:Funny
Category:Stupididy