Dental Appointment/Transcript

[Mr. Edwards and Edd is seen waiting in a queue in a dental place operated by Dr. Names.]
Dentist: Mr. Edwards?
[Dr. Names (Dentist) and Mr. Edwards gets in to the room.]
Dentist: Just have a seat over there! So, I understand this is your first visit to the dentist!
Edwards: Oh, ye-- mmyes... I'm-- I'm quite nervous.
Dentist: Oh, I'm sure there's nothing to be worried about! Now, just open wide...
[Mr. Edwards opens his mouth.]
Edwards: Ahh...
[Dentist knocks one of Edwards' teeth twice, and the tooth falls down.]
Dentist: That's slightly odd--
[The teeth starts to move up and down, with green and blue spotlights moving and "Mouth Party" by TwinTapes is playing. Later the party stops.]
Dentist: Let me just get another look at those.
Toothy: Back off and don't even think about it!
[Toothy grabs out a revolver and aims to the Dentist, threatening him.]
Dentist: What the?!
Toothy: I've had enough living in fear, you don't know what it's been like, man. Living everyday knowing it can be your last. Well it ends now!
Dentist: Well it's a good job I always come prepared!
["Dental Stand-Off" by TwinTapes is playing.]
Toothy: You really think one gun can stop me?! Take him out fellas!
[Toothy's gang comes out alive and grabs out a revolver.]
Dentist: I knew this day would come!
[The Dentist opens a drawer to pick up a grenade he prepared.]
Dentist: I'll see you in... tooth hell!
[The Dentist throws the grenade to Edwards' mouth, closes his ear until the explosion's done.]
Dentist: All done Mr. Edwards. Now be sure not to open your mouth for a good two... or three... yeah better make it three days.
[Eddsworld logo appears on screen, with an unnamed music in the background. After three days, Edwards opens his mouth.]
Edwards: Ahh...
[It appears that his teeth are cracked up with one tooth, Toothy left alive losing his roots.]
Toothy: Urghh, my roots. I can't feel my roots.
[The Eddisode ends with a text on-screen "BRUSH YOUR TEETH", "LIKE TWICE A DAY OR SOMETHING".]
==Trivia==
* Mr. Edwards has only three lines, meaning the least dialogues in this Eddisode.
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