Am I the Airshow?

A scoopmail that is a combination of an Am I the Asshole? story and an Italian Air Show story. Like the Italian Air Show, the story starts out by the writer being in a good situation, then doing something to make the situation bad, then asking if they made the situation even worse with another action. Like the Am I the Asshole? question, the hosts are not required to give a judgement on the titular question.
This was invented on 878: Imma Stick A Fork In My Eye.