The Government of UnBarney

The Government of UnBarney is exactly what it says on the tin. UnBarney’s Government, they make the shitty propaganda films and shames even though UnBarney Studios usually does that. 
== Government issued phones ==
Whenever someone joins UnBarney’s Government, they give you a phone you cannot refuse. They’re always iPhone 14s always in 128GB, but you can choose between purple or a custom green colour. You cannot dispose of them, nor upgrade unless they say so (which is not often!). You are stuck with this shit forever. You can still use your home phone though! They got no control over that shit!
It’s mentioned in Destroy the Enemy That Is UnAnything! that they issue out iPhones and not Androids as you might think; however, it seems like the government got jealous and decided to use an Android editor.
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