Chum Bucket Weed

Chum Bucket Weed is an NKC short which released on May 1st, 2022, and is the second episode for the series NKC Penis Shorts. It was written by Locknloaded23.
==Plot==
Karen sells the Chum Bucket to stoners.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with a shot of the outside of the Chum Bucket, which has a “FOR SALE” sign in front of it; two shaggy looking fish are looking at the building)
Fish 1: Wow. This old place looks even more run-down than the last time we saw it, huh?
Fish 2: Totally.
Karen: (Walking outside) Hello, gentlemen, my name is Karen. 
Fish 1: Hello, Karen. My name is Josh, and this here is Sam.
Sam: Woah… Talking computer. 
Karen: I understand you’re interested in purchasing this establishment?
Josh: Yup, the ad said “FOR SALE: CHEAP” after all. 
Sam: So… what is this place, anyway?
Karen: This used to be a restaurant, ran by my ex-husband. But, he got arrested, so I am selling the place
Sam: Arrested? How did he get arrested?
Karen: It’s a long story. The details aren’t important. Follow me inside.
(They all go in; cut to them inside the Chum Bucket dining area)
Josh: Oh my fuckin’ god, this place is so filthy!
Karen: Yeah, my good-for-absolutely-nothing worthless sack of SHIT husband never BOTHERED to clean it.
Josh: You seem to REALLY hate your husband, bro.
Karen: You have NO idea, Josh.
Sam: (Gagging) Dude, this place is gonna make me puke…
Karen: In these doors, is the laboratory and kitchen.
(Karen opens the doors to Plankton’s laboratory)
Karen: …and that’s pretty much it.
Josh: Wait, for real? That’s all?
Karen: Yep. This is a small place.
Josh: Well, how much is it then?
Karen: Only $100.
Josh: 100? That’s a steal! Let me consult with Sam.
(Sam is vomiting all over the floor)
Josh: Gross, bro.
Sam: I dunno if we should buy this place, it’s making me all kinds of nauseous.
Josh: But bro, it’s only $100. 
Sam: 100? That’s a steal!
Josh: Totally, bro! And if we buy this place out, we could finally build that WEED STORE we’ve always wanted to own!
Sam: No way, dude! Let’s fuckin’ buy it!
Josh: (Turns to Karen) We’ll take it!
(Fade to Josh and Sam refurbishing the Chum Bucket to be a cleaner place, and painting the word “WEED” under the Chum Bucket sign, making it read “CHUM BUCKET WEED.” Fade back to Josh and Sam managing their store, smoking weed while customers come in to buy some with one at the counter)
Josh: Welcome to Chum Bucket Weed, how may I help you, bro?
Fish: I’d like the strongest shit you got, please.
Josh: Comin’ right up, bro.
(Josh rings up a bag of pure-black weed)
Josh: Would you like a free sample of this? (Puts cigarette in front of fish)
Fish: Sure, why not?
(The fish smokes the weed and immediately gets knocked out on the floor)
Josh: Sam, we got another one.
Sam: I’m on it.
(Sam sweeps the fish to the front door and kicks him out; afterwards he goes to the desk with Josh)
Josh: I tell ya, man. This weed store idea is the best we ever had.
Sam: You said it, man. How much weed have we sold today?
Josh: $500 worth! 
Sam: Damn, I had no idea there were so many stoners in Bikini Bottom.
Josh: (Smokes weed, coughs) Hey, at least now they got a place to supply them with the good stuff. I was getting so tired of buying it from people in tenchcoats.
Sam: You and me both, man.
(They both puff weed as the episode fades to Plankton in jail, talking on the cellphone)
Plankton: Karen, baby, it’s me, Plankton! I, uh, apologize I got arrested after going to New Kelp City and not even bringing you along. So… how’s the Chum Bucket? (Short pause; Screaming) THEY TURNED IT INTO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Sudden cut to black)
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