The Man With No Name

"Give me a drink, bartender!"
--The Man With No Name
The Man With No Name is the nameless cowboy protagonist of the video game The Town With No Name, a cowboy-themed point-and-click adventure game made by Delta 4 Interactive.
==In-Game==
The Man With No Name is an amalgamation of several Spaghetti Western characters, if they were all partially brain-dead. A young man with long brown hair, he wears traditional cowboy garb, and speaks in a manner not dissimilar to a mentally challenged John Wayne.
He enters The Town With No Name for no discernible reason, and socializes with the town's community in various ways while there. These interactions include gun fights with various members of an outlaw gang, playing cards with an unintelligible bartender, having sex with a hooker for a whole year, and witnessing the ascension of a priest to a higher plane.
After murdering a fan of his, he later leaves the town on a train, which was seen travelling through space, and also- quite possibly- through time. He has not been seen since.
==Powers and Abilities==
The Man With No Name is a skilled marksman, and is capable of shooting fast-moving outlaws, assassins, and birds with remarkable speed. He also seems to possess remarkably bad odor, such that while unbathed, women pass out in his presence. This perk, while potentially useful against would-be enemies, is likely the result of his minuscule mental capacities that have since caused him to defecate himself.
The Man With No Name's aforementioned acute stupidity and utter lack of mental capacities means that despite his outstanding aim, he has difficulty reacting to simple stimuli, such as the passing of a drink down a bar-top. He also speaks incredibly slowly and with a heavy slur, which would make communication difficult were it not for the utter stupidity of the townspeople he congregates with.
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