Milky way and the galaxy girls lost episode

(written by brickomode with visual cooperation from gogorocket)
(edited by dudewhatwouldhappedfan73!!)
One day I was at a comic con with some of my Friends since we where pretty big animation fans and wanted to see if we can meet any famous creators there. We actually got to see Lauren Faust there and managed to get some original art from her including some depicting Milky Way and the galaxy girls! If you don't know what Milky Way is, It was a series and toyline about personified planets as humans. It unfortunately never took off due to Faust focusing too much on Gen 4 MLP by 2010. I was much more of a Milky Way fan because I hated MLP for killing off this concept!!! and was way more excited about being able to see and get some Milky Way stuff. I got a small cell phone toy and a ragdoll of Milky Way. While we were buying there was a guy at the desk who gave me a dvd for free with my purchase. I asked him why he gave me the dvd and he said it was a promotional bonus thing. Which was odd because I never saw anyone else get one of these dvds when I was in line. Nevertheless I accepted his offer and planned to watch it when I get home. I looked at the dvd disc and it had Milky Way with a circle of all of the symbols of the other characters.
After a few more hours at the convention me and my friends had to go home. I got home late at night and decided to watch the dvd. I was really curious and excited to see what was on this dvd. Especially knowing there isn't a lot of media of galaxy girls to begin with. So I got a bag of mighty salted wavy lays and a Coca Cola and popped in the dvd into my xbox. boy was that a mistake.....but at the same time not.
The dvd didn't have any advertisements for any shows, it skipped straight to the intro showing off all the characters. But what was weird was that they all had hyper realistic noses. Like they were photoshopped from actual photos of woman noses. The episode started with Milky Way on a bench with the most SINISTER Smile I have ever seen in animation. Venus passed by and noticed her DISTURBING smile and asked her what was wrong. Milky Way turned her head slowly with a squeaky hanna-barbera sound effect playing and said,"THOSE ARE SOME MIGHTY FINE EARRINGS YOU HAVE THERE" and swiped one of of Venus's earrings and roller skated away. Venus looked in shook and wanted to tell the other girls about Milky Way on a rampage while I was in tears. She looked at me and leaped towards the screen and pulled me into the world that is MWGG. This may had been getting super abnormal but I still felt honored to be in the galaxy girls style. Venus gave me official Milky Way x Air Jordan skates even if I don't know how to ride them without falling over and then we tried to warn the other girls on their planets but it was too late...she stole all of their earrings and where powerless against her. We tried to find her in a city in an asterord field and Venus was looking very sad because she can't break dance without both of her earrings and can only do BORING ballet.
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE Milky Way appeared out of nowhere and said "I AM UNSTOPPABLE" and whipped out all of the girls earrings and became this super Saiyan being with some sort of orb with a bunch of stars around her. Then the unthinkable happened...Sweet mayhem, professor calculus, sid the science kid, Shrek, the infomanic from lego island appeared behind us and they where ALL in the Milky Way art style, with air Jordan roller skates ready to battle this evil Milky Way. Me and Venus joined their crusade and we began to use the power of those OFFICIAL Jordons to defeat evil Milky Way. It was one of the most epicest battles in all history. then Milky Way in the middle of the battle punched Calculus and said,"TAKE THIS YOU GOAT" and Calculus went flying back. I thought he was good as dead but then his face slowly started to turn red and then I started to hear him whispering "acting the goat?.........ACTING THE GOAT" HE WENT SUPER SAYIAN AND WENT FLYING TOWARDS MILKY WAY AND GAVE HER BALANCE A ROUNDHOUSE KICK. We then took the time to get all of there girls earrings back and tie her up to prevent any more destruction. We wanted to know her true motivation for doing such a devious plan. We tried getting information out of Milky Way but she refused to tell us anything and kept singing "Friday" by Rebecca Black. Then Venus looked straight at milky way's eyes and realized something was off. She then removed her head to reveal... PATRICK NOT-STAR?!?!?!?!? HOW COULD HE? We all gasped in shock in our discovery,how could someone like Patrick Not-star do such a thing? patrick Not-star then said "Me and Milky Way wanted to get revenge on the ponies for overshadowing Galaxy girls. I dressed up as Milky Way because she volunteered to take the blame instead of me" and then He said the classic line known as "and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you melding kids". We all soon started to feel sorry for Patrick notstar and we wanted to help him get his revenge on those ponies.
We apologized and we said we would help him get revenge on the ponies only if he would return the earrings to the girls. He eventually returned the earrings to the girls and we explained our plan and all of them where on board with our plan. We all went to the Equestrian planet and had the most epic rap battle of history with all the characters and we all won! Patrick Notstar became the new ruler of equestria! Then Venus grabbed me and threw at my screen head first straight back into my bed room. I looked at my tv to see them all dancing/dabbing to a nightcore version of welcome to the club and then the episode ended. I tried playing the dvd again but it was now just random clips from twomad's videos. I tried telling my friends about my experience but they don't believe me, they all thought I was trying to be funny. But that didn't matter, what mattered was that I had the most awesome and silly ass experience of my entire life. All I can say now is...Thank you Milky Way and patrick notstar...thank you
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