Opening/Problems at Home (Sheeta Version)

Fanfiction Studios Presents….
The Wizard of Oz (Sheeta Version)
Starring....
Anna Paquin as Sheeta
James Van Der Beek as Pazu
Melissa Fahn as Rika Nonaka
Jacob Tremblay as Noibat
Mari Devon as Renamon
Frankie Jonas as Pinocchio
Joe Ochman as Jiminy Cricket
Martin Short as B.E.N.
Dom DeLuise (May he rest in peace) as Tiger and Itchy Itchiford
Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekwitz
Laura Mooney as Camille
Eddie Murphy as Mushu
Frank Welker as Cri-Kee
Greg Cipes as Nemo
Danny Mann as Icarus
Kirsten Dunst as Kiki
Matthew Lawrence as Tombo
Phil Hartman (May he rest in peace) as Jiji
Mickey Rooney (May he rest in peace) as Flip
Christy Carlson Romano as Yuffie Kisaragi
Michael Donovan as Wes Weasley
Dan Castellaneta as Megavolt, Louie Walters, Frankie the Squealer, and Barney Gumble
Michael Bell as Quackerjack
Wallace Shawn as Bushroot
Keith Ferguson as Liquidator
Jim Cummings as Ray, King Louie, King Morpheus, and Razoul
Cate Blanchett as Granmamare
Michelle Nicastro (May she rest in peace) as Odette (Speaking)
Liz Callaway as Odette (Singing)
Susanne Blakeslee as Maleficent and Lady Tremaine
Andrea Martin as Splatter Phoenix
Corey Burton as Yen Sid and Professor Von Drake
Grey Delisle as Queen Dreamy
Rene Auberjonois (May he rest in peace) as Professor Genius
Rob Paulsen as Winged Goblin General, Bander-Log, and Maleficent's Goons
Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony
Harry Shearer as Legs
Hank Azaria as Johnny Tightlips and Don Vittorio DiMaggio
Roger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles
Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit and Benny the Cab
Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit
Tom Kenny as Mayor of Maho Village
Sheena Easton as Sasha La Fleur
Burt Reynolds (May he rest in peace) as Charlie B. Barkin
Mary Elizabeth McGlynn as Rumiko Nonaka
Barbara Goodson as Seiko Hata
Matt Hill as Ed
Samuel Vincent as Edd "Double D"
Tony Sampson as Eddy
Kathleen Barr as Kevin
Tabitha St. Germain as Nazz
Peter Kelamis as Rolf
Buck as Johnny 2x4
Keenan Christenson as Jimmy
Jaynsie Jaud as Sarah
Tress MacNeille as Anastasia and Drizella Tremaine
Timothy Daly as Inca Guards
Mike Pollock as Apple Trees
For nearly eighty-two years, this story has given faithful service to the Young in Heart; And Time has been powerless to put its kindly philosophy out of fashion. To those of you who have been faithful to it in return.... And to the Young in Heart, we dedicate this story.
(We open to two teenagers, a tween, a female Digimon, and a male bat-like creature running down a sidewalk in a hurry, or flying for the bat-like creature's case. The first teenager is a 13 year old with long brown hair braided in pigtails, gray blue eyes, and wearing a red headband, a yellow short-sleeved shirt with poofy sleeves, an orange belt with a silver buckle, red poofy pants, and orange shoes. She is Sheeta Wallace, an only child. The last teenager is a boy the same age as Sheeta with short brown hair, gray blue eyes, and wearing a yellow European mining hat, a white long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a brown vest, blue pants with a brown patch on his left knee, and brown boots. He is Pazu Gibson, Sheeta's boyfriend and neighbor. The tween is a 12 year old girl with short orange hair tied in a spiky bun, violet blue eyes, and wearing a yellow neckerchief, a white short-sleeved baseball shirt with Easter blue sleeves and neck rim and a royal blue heart in the center, red wristbands, a brown belt, dark blue pants with the bottom rims rolled up a little, two small brown belts around her upper left leg, white socks, and red and gray shoes. She is Rika Nonaka, Sheeta and Pazu’s best friend and neighbor. The male bat-like creature is a male Dragon/Flying-type bat-like Pokemon with pale purple fur, yellow eyes, a black triangular marking on the inner corner of each eye, three tufts of spiked fur on each cheek, two dark purple teardrop-shaped spots on the front of his face, a black lower jaw, two spiked tufts of fur on his upper lip, large teardrop-shaped ears resemble loudspeakers, which they are dark purple on the outside with alternating rings of pale and dark purple fading to black on the inside, fluffy black fur covering his chest and hips, small black hands with two fingers in the middle joint of his purple wings, and two long pale purple toes on each pale purple foot. He is Noibat, Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika’s best friend and Sheeta's Pokemon. And the female Digimon is a female Rookie-leveled anthro fox-type Digimon with yellow fur (Save for the tips of her tail and ears, underbelly, hands and legs from the knees down, and the purple Cancer symbols on her thighs), black eyes with indigo pupils, wing-like tufts of yellow fur on her shoulders, a large, mane-like tuft of white fur on her chest, three clawed fingers on her hands, three clawed toes on her feet, and wearing long purple gauntlet-like sleeves on her forearms with yin-yang symbols on the backs of her hand sections. She is Renamon, Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika's best friend and Rika's Digimon partner. As they hurried down the sidewalk, the five looked back in concern at first and then Sheeta and Rika stopped to check on Noibat and Renamon while Pazu spoke up)
Pazu: I don’t think she’s coming yet, Sheeta and Rika.
Rika: Hopefully, Pazu.
(Sheeta caught Noibat, who voluntarily landed in her arms, in a comforting way while Rika checked on Renamon's hand as if looking for an injury)
Sheeta: Noibat, did she hurt you?
Rika: And are you sure she didn't hurt your hand badly, Renamon?
Renamon: (Reassuringly) Of course I'm okay, Pazu, girls.
(Noibat happily chirps a bit in agreement. Sheeta then hugged Noibat protectively)
Sheeta: Well, she tried to, didn’t she?
Rika: As well as almost hurting Renamon, right?
Renamon: (Nods) Indeed.
Rika: (Changing the subject) Well, come on!
Pazu: We’ll go try and tell the others!
(Sheeta, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon nod in agreement after Sheeta lets Noibat go as he flew back into the air, they hurried along until they reached the Wallace farm near Topeka, Kansas. They hurried until they found Sheeta's parents and live-in uncle and Rika's mother and grandmother working on a broken incubator, counting baby chickens in a hurry. Sheeta’s mother is a 29 year old beautiful woman with short red orange hair, blue eyes, and wearing a blue tanktop, a black belt with a silver buckle, blue jean capris, white socks, and white sneakers. She is Sasha La Fleur (Or in this fanmake, Sasha La Fleur-Wallace). Sheeta's father is a 30 year old handsome man with short brown hair, brown eyes, and wearing a white short-sleeved shirt, a blue belt with a gold buckle, blue jean pants, and black shoes. He is Charlie B. Barkin (Or in this fanmake, Charlie B. Barkin-Wallace), Sasha’s husband. Sheeta's live-in uncle is a 34 year old chubby man with short dark brown hair, brown eyes, and wearing a red baseball hat worn sideways, a green short-sleeved shirt, blue pants, and brown shoes. He is Itchy Itchiford, Charlie's best friend and Sasha's older brother. Rika's mother is a woman with short honey blonde shoulder-length hair, light purple eyes, and wearing a maroon short-sleeved shirt with poofy sleeves and a maroon ribbon on the neck rim, a long ivory skirt with ivory ruffles at the end, and beige slippers. She is Rumiko Nonaka. And Rika's grandmother is an old woman with short brown hair (With lighter brown streaks), gray eyes, and wearing a gold yellow long-sleeved V-neck cardigan over a navy blue short-sleeved shirt, blue pants, gold yellow legwarmers, brown shoes, and a pale green sleeveless bodily apron. She is Seiko Hata, Rumiko's mother. As they approached the couple, man, and two women, Pazu and the girls began shouting to get their attention)
Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika: Mother, Father, Uncle Itchy, Mrs. Nonaka, Mrs. Hata! (Charlie, Sasha, Itchy, Rumiko, Seiko!) (Mr. and Mrs. Wallace, Itchy, Mom, Grandma!)
Sheeta: Mother, Father, listen to what Lady Tremaine did to Noibat and Renamon! She…!
(But Sasha interrupted her in concern)
Sasha: Sheeta, not now, we’re trying to count.
Rika: But she’s trying to tell you…!
Rumiko: Rika, please!
Itchy: Later!
Pazu: But Tremaine literally hit them…!
Reiko: Stop bothering us right now, Pazu, girls!
Charlie: This old incubator just broke and we’re likely to lose some chicks!
(Feeling sorry for the chicks, the teenagers and tween spoke up)
Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika: Poor things.
(Then Rika changed the subject)
Rika: But listen, Tremaine just hit Noibat and almost broke Renamon's wrist by knocking her aside while hitting Noibat just because they went in her garden to chase her dumb cat, and then bit and slapped her for attempting to hit them!
Rumiko: Rika, not now!
Rika: But that’s not the worse part!
Sheeta: She says she's gonna call the sheriff and then…!
Sasha: Sheeta! Stop it!
(Sheeta sighed in annoyance and started singing to Pazu, Rika, and Renamon)
Sheeta: Nobody understands us
Pazu: Nobody even listens
Rika: Nobody wants to help us
Renamon: Might as well, with you, talk to scarecrows
(The four tried again, which again made Sasha, Charlie, and Rumiko a little agitated and Reiko and Itchy a little concerned)
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: But what about Noibat and Renamon? (me?)
Sasha and Rumiko: Not now
We’re having a crisis
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: She’s gonna call the sheriff.
Charlie, Itchy, and Reiko: Not now
My wife and Rumiko’s (My sister and Rumiko's) (Sasha and my daughter's) in a state
Sheeta: But you don’t understand.
Sasha, Charlie, Itchy, Rumiko, and Reiko: Later, guys
You’ll just have to wait
(Giving up in agitation, Sheeta and Rika began to walk away with Pazu, Noibat, and Renamon with Sasha, Charlie, Rumiko, and Reiko lecturing them)
Sheeta: Nobody understands us
Sasha: We can’t afford to lose one chick.
Rika: Renamon and our little bat-like Pokemon are in danger
Seiko: (To Rumiko) Take these out to the car, Rumiko.
(She hands Rumiko some of the unhatched eggs, which she accepted)
Rika: Should’ve been born as chickens
Sheeta, Pazu, and Renamon: Then they’d payed attention
(After the five were gone, Sasha, Rumiko, Charlie, Itchy, and Seiko felt guilty for snapping at them)
Rumiko: Poor guys.
Charlie: (Trying to be funny) They’ve got to learn to earn their keep.
Sasha, Itchy, Rumiko, and Seiko: (Savagely) Charlie!
Charlie: (Apologetically) Just kidding. (Seriously) Well, come on. I hope we got them on time.
Sasha, Itchy, Rumiko, and Seiko: (Nods in agreement) All right.
Sasha: Get these into the house.
(Charlie noticed the rest of the eggs and nodded, then he, Itchy, and Sasha picked them up to carry to the house while Rumiko, with Reiko's help, carried the eggs to the car. At another part of the farm, seven boys, one of them holding a small 2x4 wooden board with a drawn face, and two girls were working on pushing a twister-proof machine they built. They are Ed, Edd (Or by his friends, Double D), Eddy, Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Jonny 2x4, Plank, Jimmy, and Sarah, and they are the Wallaces, Gibsons, and Nonakas’ friends, neighbors, and helpful farmhands)
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
(During the pushing and pulling, they struggled to make sure it didn’t fall)
Eddy: Help me, guys!
Double D: Some of you are strong than some of us!
Ed: Phew.
Jimmy: That was scary!
Jonny: Thought the thing will fall on any of us!
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
(After putting the machine into position, the farmhands began working on it)
Eddy: Come on, you guys
Kevin: Give it a shove
Double D: Hammer and axe
Rolf: At the ready
Ed: Shoulders and thighs
Double D: Heaven’s above
Jimmy: Gee, it looks mighty unsteady
Kevin: Whoa!
(The machine almost toppled over, but they caught it on time and rearranged it. Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Renamon, and Noibat went up to them hopefully that they will listen)
Sheeta: Somebody has to help us
(Noibat chirps a bit in agreement. The Eds and Peach Creek Kids ignored them)
Ed: (Asking Double D) How does this work anyway?
Double D: I’ll show you.
Pazu: Somebody has to listen
Eddy: Where’s the oil can?
Nazz: Right here.
Rika: Noibat and Renamon are in awful trouble
Renamon: (Nods in agreement) That's right.
(Eddy spoke up impatiently to them, finally getting Double D, Ed, and the Peach Creek Kids’ attention. But the others noticed Sheeta's group in concern and became concerned)
Eddy: Hold on, guys, this is important!
Ed, Double D, and Peach Creek Kids: Eddy!
(They turned to Sheeta's group)
Jonny: What’s wrong, guys?
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: She’s gonna call the sheriff
(Realizing what they meant, the Eds and Peach Creek Kids got concerned)
Ed: Who is?
Sarah: Wicked Lady Tremaine?
Sheeta: Lady Tremaine is taking Noibat and Renamon
Rika: She says she wants to kill him and have her arrested
Kevin: What happened this time?
Eddy: Her stupid cat again?
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: Uh-huh.
Double D: Shall we do what we did last time?
(Ed, Eddy, and the Peach Creek Kids, getting what Double D asked, laughed along with him a bit)
Eddy: (Laughing a bit) When we were watering the crops?
Ed: (Laughing a bit) Turn the hose on Tremaine?
Rolf: (Laughing a bit) Rolf would be amused doing it.
Double D: (Laughing) Shall we do that again?
Eddy: (Mockingly) “I’ll get you, those twerps, and that Digimon and little bat-like Pokemon, too!”
(They laughed merrily a bit while Sheeta, Rika, and Renamon got annoyed along with Pazu and Noibat that they’re not helping them)
Sheeta: It’s not funny, you guys!
Rika: Yeah!
Pazu: You playing more tricks would make it worse!
Renamon: That's right!
(But the Eds and Peach Creek Kids just shrugged it off and began singing, thinking that Sheeta's group is overreacting)
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Relax, she’s not gonna take them
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: But she will.
Ed and Sarah: Just wants to give you a fright
Sheeta, Rika, and Renamon: No, she means it!
Rolf: You ought to know
Her bark and chirp are worse than her bite
(Noibat gave a flat look at the pun along with Renamon)
Renamon: (Nonchalantly) Really?
(Then the Eds and Peach Creek Kids went back to work, leaving Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Renamon, and Noibat disappointed)
Eddy and Sarah: Double D, help me fix this
Ed and Jimmy: Double D, you be careful
Double D: (Shrugging) I am Mr. Fix-It
Ed, Kevin, Rolf, and Johnny: Come on, Double D (Double D Ed Boy)
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: Nobody even listens
(They sighed in defeat)
Rika: Come on, guys.
Sheeta: Looks like we’re not wanted here.
Pazu and Renamon: I'll say.
(They walked up towards a pigpen with Noibat flying besides them until he landed on a nearby fencepost as the farmhands got concerned while working on the machine)
Ed: Guys!
Nazz: Poor guys,
Double D: I wish we knew how to help them.
Eddy: Yeah, I know what you mean.
(Double D hits his hammer on the machine, and this time, it works, making the farmhands excited)
Double D: Success!
Ed: We fixed it!
(Eddy and Kevin rolled their eyes in annoyance with a smile)
Eddy: Yeah, yeah.
Kevin: Let's get it working now.
Double D: Yes, come on, let’s get this hooked up to the barn!
(They then set the machine up on the barn roof)
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
(After setting up the twister-proof machine on the barn roof, Eddy accidentally almost crushed his finger on the gears)
Eddy: Ouch! You got my finger!
Kevin: Well, why don't you get your finger out of the way?
Double D: That way, you won't get hurt.
(They then finished setting up and climbed down the barn roof)
Eddy: (Mumbling) Right on my finger.
(Sheeta and Rika then balanced themselves on the fence of the pigpen with Pazu, Noibat, and Renamon watching. Ed and Rolf then approached them to feed the pigs)
Ed: Are you gonna let that Tremaine lady scare you? There's nothing to be afraid of.
Rolf: Have a little courage, that's all.
Sheeta: We're not afraid of her.
Rika: She may be a little scary, but that doesn't mean we're scared of her.
Ed: Yeah, well, you wanna know what I'd do to her? I'd just walk right up to her and spit in her eye.
(They looked at Ed with confused awkward looks)
Ed: (Shrugs) That's what I'd do if I were you.
Rolf: That usually works.
Renamon: (Shakes her head in annoyance) That is not necessary.
(Suddenly, Sheeta and Rika started to lose their balance and they almost fell in with a scream, getting everyone’s attention. Pazu and Renamon grabbed Sheeta and Rika’s respective hands, but, with Sheeta and Rika, started to fall in too, but luckily, Ed and Rolf quickly took action and broke their fall in the mud by landing in there, dirtying Ed and Rolf only. Then the two boys let Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon use them both as stepping stones as they are helped out of the pigpen by the Peach Creek Kids, Double D, and Eddy)
Double D: Are you alright, Pazu, girls?
Nazz: You're not hurt or dirty, are you?
Sheeta and Pazu: (Nods) Yeah, we're fine.
Renamon: And rest assured, we're not hurt or dirty.
Rika: Thanks, guys.
(They noticed Ed and Rolf all muddied up and panting in concern a bit as they climbed out of the pigpen, and then they all broke out laughing a bit)
Rika: (Laughing a bit) Ed, Rolf, you were just as scared as we were!
Eddy: (Laughing a bit) What’s the matter, you got scared that the pigs would eat Pazu and the girls?
(Ed blushed a bit in embarrassment at first, but then, with Rolf who recovered, laughed along a bit anyway)
Jonny: (Laughing a bit) Plank says, "You’re as muddy as those pigs!"
Rolf: (Laughing a bit) That is a good analogy, Jonny the Wood Boy.
(They composed their laughter as Sasha and Rumiko approached with chocolate chip cookies on a plate)
Jimmy: You were as scared as….
(Sasha and Rumiko butted in impatiently)
Sasha: What seems to be going on?
Rumiko: There’s work to be done!
Double D: Sorry, Sasha and Rumiko, for this unexpected delay.
Kevin: But Sheeta and Rika were walking along the….
(Sasha interrupted him)
Sasha: I appreciate you guys fixing that contraption, but get back to work!
Rumiko: Please!
(The Eds and Peach Creek Kids nodded)
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Yes, Rumiko and Sasha.
Eddy: And one day, we might make history with that twister-proof machine!
Sasha: Don’t gloat about it now!
(Ed, Double D, and Kevin laughed a bit at Eddy, who just glared)
Sasha: Anyway, Rumiko, Seiko, and I baked some chocolate chip cookies.
Rumiko: In case you’re all hungry.
(Double D, Eddy, and Kevin accepted each cookie, with Eddy suddenly getting happy at this)
Double D, Eddy, and Kevin: Thanks!
(Ed and Rolf tried to explain what happened while wiping their own hands clean on a wet towel and accepting each cookie)
Ed: But you don’t know what just happened.
Sasha and Rumiko: And what’s that?
Ed: The reason Rolf and I are dirty is this.
Rolf: It is because Pazu Boy and the girls almost fell in the muddied pigpen when….
(Sasha and Rumiko got surprised and snapped)
Rumiko: It’s no place for Sheeta and the others to be around the pigpen like that!
Sasha: Now go feed those pigs, speaking of them, please!
Ed: Yes, Rumiko and Sasha.
Rolf: Okey-dokey.
(They go back to work. Sheeta's group walked with Sasha and Rumiko to the backyard while Noibat landed on Sheeta's right shoulder, accepting each a cookie)
Sheeta: Mother, listen.
Renamon: This is important.
Rika: Tremaine said she wants Noibat dead and Renamon arrested all because…!
(Sasha and Rumiko sighed in annoyance)
Sasha: Now, Sheeta, Rika, quit overreacting! You’re always panicking over nothing!
Sheeta, Rika, and Renamon: But…!
Sasha: We’ll talk about this later!
Rumiko: Right now, stay out of trouble!
(Sasha and Rumiko then walked away as Sheeta and Rika suddenly became lost in thought, much to Pazu, Noibat, and Renamon’s notice)
Pazu and Renamon: (Curiously) Girls?
Sheeta and Rika: (Lost in thought loudly) Someplace where this isn’t any trouble….
(After finishing their cookies, Sheeta then spoke to Pazu, Rika, Renamon, and Noibat)
Sheeta: Do you suppose there is such a place, guys?
Pazu: Not that we know of.
Rika: There must be, Sheeta.
Sheeta: It’s not a place you could get to by a boat or a plane or a train.
Renamon: Or a car?
Sheeta and Rika: I guess.
Rika: It’s far, far from here.
Sheeta: Beyond the moon, beyond the rain….
(Sheeta and Rika then begin singing while looking at the sky with Pazu, Noibat, and Renamon)
Sheeta: When all the world
Is a hopeless jumble
And the raindrops tumble
All around
Heaven opens a magic lane
(They walked over to a pile of hay)
Rika: When all the clouds
Darken up the skyway
There’s a rainbow highway
To be found
Leading from our windowpane
Sheeta and Rika: To a place behind the sun
Just a step beyond the rain
(They gently leaned back at the haystack)
Sheeta: Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There’s a land that
We’ve heard of
Once in a lullaby
(They then walked over a rake wheel)
Rika: Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams
That you’ve dared to dream
Really do come true
(Pazu, Noibat, and Renamon became interested)
Sheeta: Someday we’ll wish
Upon a star
And wake up
Where the clouds
Are far behind us
(They seated on a chair next to the rake wheel while Pazu, Noibat, and Renamon sat next to them)
Rika: Where troubles
Melt like lemondrops
Away above
The chimney tops
That’s where you’ll find us
Sheeta and Rika: Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then?
Oh, why can’t we?
(They noticed a couple of bluebirds happily flying away into the sky and smiled softly)
Sheeta and Rika: If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh, why
Can’t we?
(They sighed softly and the four embraced each other and Noibat, who nuzzled with them, with gentle smiles on their faces)
Coming up: Lady Tremaine arrives to take Noibat and Renamon away to be put down and arrested respectively. However, after a heated argument with her and Rika’s parents, grandmother, and friends, Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika decide to run away, taking Noibat and Renamon, who escaped after the argument, with.
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