One Coarse Meal Remade

One Coarse Remade is the second episode for SpongeBob SquarePants Remade.
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==Plot==
After Sheldon J. Plankton gets eaten, he realizes he's wasting his life trying to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
==Transcript==
• [At the Krusty Krab]
• Old Man Jenkins: I’ll have a Krabby Patty.
• Squidward: One Krabby…
• Old Man Jenkins: Don’t rush me, woman! [A tiny plane breaks the Krusty Krab doors and the plane is seen to be driven by Plankton.]
• Plankton: [laughs evilly] Today is the day I finally get the Krabby Patty formula…[Plankton’s plane goes inside Old Man Jenkin’s mouth.]
• Old Man Jenkins: That Krabby Patty was the best I’ve had! [scene cuts to inside Old Man Jenkin’s stomach.]
• Plankton: Hello?! Anyone?! Help! [Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab.]
• Old Man Jenkins: Oh, barnacles! Gotta use the bathroom. [walks to bathroom and sits on toilet. Scene cuts back to Old Man Jenkin’s stomach]
• Plankton: Well, looks like this is the end and to think after all these years, I still haven’t got the goddamn Krabby Patty formula and now my life is over. Well, looks like my final chapter. Please lord. I know I’m not the best person, but now I understand my mistakes. Please give me a chance. Just one more chance, dear lord! [scene goes back to Old Man Jenkins on toilet.
• Old Man Jenkins: Hope it lands in the toilet this time. [struggles. Back to Old Man Jenkin’s stomach.]
• Plankton: Please, lord! Please! [a hole is seen. Gasps.] A light. Looks like my time is up. Now, I’ll walk there with pride and honor. [walks to hole. Falls in toilet.] Huh? This is hell? Wait a minute. [touches his stomach.] I’m alive! And I’m brown? Well, thank you, lord! You spared me! I’ll never be evil again! [jumps out of toilet and leaves The Krusty Krab. Enters Chum Bucket.]
• Karen: Well, I can see that you’re a piece of crap. I can’t wait to hear how badly you failed this time.
• Plankton: Karen, I didn’t fail. My eyes just opened up. I have been wasting my life trying to steal that formula and this whole time and I just saw my life flash before my eyes.
• Karen: Don’t you mean eye?
• Plankton: Eye. Now, as I was saying, that made me realize I could have been doing something better with my life.
• Karen: Like what? Looking life a pile of poo?
• Plankton: That reminds me, first thing to do with my new life is to clean myself up. [scene goes to the Krusty Krab.]
• Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, have you seen Plankton around here?
• Squidward: No and also, I don’t care.
• Mr. Krabs: He must be planning something big.
• Squidward: Still don’t care.
• Mr. Krabs: You’re a real piece of crap, you know. [Plankton walks in the Krusty Krab with flowers.] Plankton! Battle stations!
• SpongeBob: [comes out of kitchen.] Yes sir! [rips off clothes revealing army uniform kind of like the one from Sponge Out Of Water. Gets ketchup and mustard container and aims them at Plankton.] You won’t get through me, Plankton!
• Plankton: It’s okay, everyone. I’m here to apologize for all the crap I’ve caused you. Here. [Gives flowers to Mr. Krabs.]
• Mr. Krabs: Oh sure. This must be another one of your plans.
• Plankton: Oh, no. It isn’t. I’m a changed man. I’ve had a near-death experience which opened my eye to the truth.
• Mr. Krabs: I’m not buying this nice act.
• Plankton: Fine. I understand after all the trouble I caused you these last couple of years so bye. [leaving Krusty Krab. Sees Krabby Patty formula on the ground. Picks it up.] Hmm. Here you go, Krabs. [gives Mr. Krabs the Krabby Patty secret formula.
• Mr. Krabs: Still don’t believe you! [Plankton leaves Krusty Krab.] Pathetic.
• SpongeBob: I think Plankton has really changed. [scene cuts to the Chum Bucket.]
• Plankton: So, what should I do first, Karen?
• Karen: How about you get taller?
• Plankton: No, seriously! How about some time with you, my computer wife?
• Karen: Well… [scene cuts to Plankton with Karen at carnival with cotton candy then traveling on a plane then in bed together. Scene cuts to next morning at the Chum Bucket.]
• Plankton: That was great, baby. I can’t believe how much of life I was missing this whole time! But still, something is missing. [scene cuts to the Krusty Krab in the morning. Mr. Krabs is seen staring at the Chum Bucket with a telescope.]
• Mr. Krabs: Now, what is that little pest up to?
• SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Plankton has changed. Now live with that! I bet you a whole bar of gold that he’s done with you!
• Mr. Krabs: B-b-b-bar of gold?! Deal! Now are you ready to lose a bet? If Plankton hasn’t attempted to steal me formula by closing time, you win. [Scene cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab, in sunset. Mr. Krabs comes out of the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob] Well, you win. Here’s your bar of gold. [gives SpongeBob bar of gold.]
• SpongeBob: Yay! I got a bar of gold! [Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket at night]
• Mr. Krabs: Well, I guess Plankton has… [sniffles] moved on. After all those attempts to get me formula, I actually miss that pest. [walks home leaving a pile of tears following him. [scene cuts to Chum Bucket that next morning. Plankton is seen sitting looking sad.]
• Karen: What’s wrong this time, Plankton?
• Plankton: Well, I stopped wasting my life stealing that stupid formula and now, I have the dream life.
• Karen: So whats the problem?
• Plankton: I don’t want the dream life! I miss my old pathetic life. I just want things to be the way they were before. I don’t care if I’m wasting my life! I love my old life! I, I gotta take a walk. [leaves Chum Bucket and starts walking. Mr. Krabs is seen walking.]
• Mr. Krabs: Well, no one is filling my day. I miss Plankton. [Suddenly, he spot a dollar on the ground.] Huh? [Mr. Krabs pick the dollar up, only to reveal Plankton] Plankton?
• Plankton: Oh, hey ex-enemy.
• Mr. Krabs: Hey.
• Plankton: So hows… You know what, I’m just going to let it out. I missed you! I miss the old days when I used to get stopped!
• Mr. Krabs: Me too, old pal! Plankton, can you please be evil again?
• Plankton: Eugene, I would like nothing more than to do so. [hugs Mr. Krabs] You know, I am back to stealing the formula, [Plankton took out a flamethrower, burns down the Krusty Krab, and takes the Krabby Patty secret formula] I win! [laughs evilly. Mr. Krabs chases Plankton]
• Mr. Krabs: Not if i have do anything with it!
• Plankton: Just like old times, eh, Krabs?
• Mr. Krabs: Just like old times.
==Trivia==
*This episode and its plot was comfirmed on ESB Chat.
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