LJN

LJN (Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts, formerly Acclaim) is a company that makes Shames for Nintendo. Unfortunately, every Shame they have ever made is bad. They found ways to mess up great ideas and turn them into garbage. The Angry Video Game Nerd hates LJN, a lot.
==History==
LJN was founded when a man who hated action movies and violence, and knew nothing about Shames, started making shames. They were really bad at making Shames, so they made toys too, which were not that bad. LJN went bankrupt in the 90's and merged into Acclaim. It barley had relevence when it existed, and it barley has sny relevence now. The only person who knows it ever really existed is The Angry Video Game Nerd.
==Shames==
These are a list of Shanes that would have been great, if LJN did not make them
*Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Shame)
*Karate Kid (Shame)
*Terminator (Shame)
*Terminator II (Shame)
*Rambo (Shame)
*Freddy Krueger
*Jaws (Shame)
*Friday The 13th
*Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage (the only LJN shame that isn’t a shit-bath)
==Toys==
LJN also made toys, but many people forgot this because of how bad their Shames were. There toys were usually violent or weird. Here are some of their most famous toys.
*My First Gun Kit with Real Guns
*EZ Bake Maggots and Forsaken Souls
* Roll and Rocker (NOT A ROLLING ROCK)
*Tickle Me Demogorgon
*Blinkins 
*Drop Da Soap, Waifu
*Nuke Entire Cities Jr.
== The LJN Rainbow ==
* Purple for Putrid Gameplay
* Blue for Bad Musical Abominations
* Green for Graphical Farts and Garlic
* Yellow for Piss-poor Lack of Loyalty to Source Material
* Orange for Orange (Aren't) You a Fuckin' Idiot (possibly due to the cartridge art deceiving you into believing you're playing an actual OK game)
* Red for High Stress Anger Inducing Masochism
Put that all together, you got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray LJN.
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