U.S. Declaration of War on the Eastern European Union

This article includes a transcript of the United States' declaration of war on the Eastern European Union. For the transcript about the Euro-Asian Coalition, click here.
== Transcript ==
President J.K. Atkinson: My fellow Americans. Friends, family, and political rivals; together we gather in Washington for a very special day. Although, we're not gathered for a happy event—no, not today. Today we gather to advocate for our congress to gather our troops.