Spamton J. Spamton

Spamton J. Spamton was once [[The Greatest in Koridai]] Billy Joel, but a [[Hyperlinkensional Warlord]] called [[Spamtong]] [[Lobotomy Dynamix]]'d him and Billy [[Spamtonized]] into Spamton J. Spamton. As the [[Shareef Don't Like It]], Billy Joel wanted to [[Undeterminate]] Spamton. Another [[Giant Enemy Spider]] Scampton went to [[Scam A Lot]] being the [[Notorious S.C.A.M.]]er. [[This Billy Back Together And I'm Never Going Down At The Hands Of The Likes Of You Because I'm So Much]] however, Spamton J. Spamton [[Died Doing What He Loved]] and DIED. 
He was a subfamous [[Squidward]] nobody cared about. 
== [[Electronic Arts]] ==
Billy Joel was a musician for the EA [[Hyperspherical Conglomerate Corporation Of Hyperspace]]. He was a [[Need A Break From The Ads?]] composer guy for EA shames. Everyone who [[Breathes Thinks And Moves]] hated [[Shake A Cow Shake A Cow Shake A Cow Now]] Billy Joel for this [[Brick House]] now are [[Medic Gaming]]. Billy Joel actually hated doing [[Squidwar Tentakl]] for EA, so he went [[Han Shot First!]] to get more cash. 
First, Billy Joel went [[AWOL]] to make [[Vaporwave]]. The [[OnlyFans]] are complete freaks for [[The Force Of Nature]], the best song that was still garbage. When the [[Great Dictator]] of music found Billy Joel's music, the criticism was too much, and Billy Joel quit to make [[That One Try Another]] 2.47 seconds later. His fans [[Invasive Species]] like 78.306 times. 
== [[Idiot And A Coward]] ==
With his [[Great Success]] in musique career, he gained many [[Funny Money]] and thought he could make a political career. He became mayor of Glengarry, Montana of his own [[Spastic Party]]. He [[Broke Woke Bespoke]] in the town. His speech spoke of the [[International Clique Who Are Nowhere And Everywhere Dividing The People]] and the [[Weaponless Takeover]] of America and [[The Last Bastion Of Hope]] which stood right in Glengarry. He promised to defend Glengarry from Supreme Emperor Don Trump and asked the attendance for [[A New Hope]]. And then the Nazi Party went to take over Glengarry and kick out Billy Joel, but he quoted Hitler, so the Nazi put him back, but Billy Joel [[GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN]]. Unfortunately for Billy Joel, [[All The Trad Cath Mexicans Voted Democrat]].
== [[Now's Your Chance To Be A BIG SHOT]] ==
At the bank [[Money Laundry]] a Spamton G. Spamton went [[BIG SHOT]] to rob the bank. But he got arrested and Billy Joel [[You Had To Be A Big Shot Didn't Ya]] became Spamton G. Spamton's nemesis. Spamton G. Spamton got released 2 days later since [[He Is An Upstanding Young Man Involved In Academics And Sports]] needs to kill Billy Joel. Spamton G. Spamton found Billy Joel and [[Yes Items First Destination Fish Only]] however, Billy Joel fought back like a [[Overlord Godfather]]. Spamton G. Spamton [[Transmogrified]] Billy Joel into a Spamtong: Spamton J. Spamton. [[J Is For Jendetta]] Spamton J. Spamton [[Pities The Fool]]. However, Spamton J. Spamton defeated [[It Didn't Happen And If It Did Happen They Deserved It]]. 
== [[I Think Her Name Is Jackie]] ==
Spamton J. Spamton meets [[Is That A Female Girl AWOOGA]] called Average Anime Girl. She gets scammed by [[Ain't Nothing But A Hounddog]] Scampton. For this, Spamton J. Spamton [[The Ends Justify The Means]]'d Scampton. But Scampton scammed Spamton J. Spamton for his [[Gotta Have That Funk]]. Homeless, Spamton J. Spamton only had [[Kromedome]] for a clown costume. Spamton J. Spamton ambushed Scampton and put the clown suit on Scampton. Scampton breathed and then [[Bleeding Bleeding Pain Vast Discomfort Pain Vast Discomfort]]. However, [[Connection Terminated I'm Sorry To Interrupt You Elizabeth If You Still Even Remember That Name But I'm Afraid You've Been Misinformed You Are Not Here To Receive A Gift Nor Have You Been Called Here By The Individual You Assume Although You Have Indeed Been Called You Have All Been Called Here Into A Labyrinth Of Sounds And Smells Misdirection And Misfortune]]. 
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