Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout

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Not to be confused with Lil Waterloo Vietnamese Frytime, Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout is a well respected rapper and beatsmith in the underground scene within the town of Laško, Slovenia. Lil Waterloo AKA Bonifacius Bleecher JR was born in 2001 and raised in Haarlem, Netherlands where he spent years crafting brain-lobotomizing beats. He had a passion for making beats as early as 3 years old when his father Sergeant Bonifacius Bleecher gifted him a Yamaha YZF-R6. At the age of 16 Lil Waterloo was kicked out of his parents house for allegedly stabbing a girl who rejected him at school. Waterloo then hitchhiked across Europe from the Netherlands to Slovenia where he established himself in the underground Shithop community.
===Discography Loss and Fleeing Slovenia===
Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout was active in the Laško shithop scene from 2018-2020. After 2021 most of Kungpows discography was lost. Due to his obscurity not many people had backups of his music. Takeout himself hasn't been seen since 2022. He was last seen near the Bregana border crossing between Slovenia and Croatia. Fans guess that Kungpow has fled to Zagreb, Croatia although this can be disputed with the fact that nobody ever wants to end up in Croatia.
====The Chinese Lead====
In early 2023 a photo surfaced of a lead as to where Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout could be. The photo shows a man strikingly similar to Kungpow on a plane full of feminist activists. Fans were able to contact one of the women and found out the flight was from Zagreb, Croatia to Beijing, China. This sparked the theory that Kungpow fled the Bregana boarder to take a flight through Croatia to China. Evidence that Lil Waterloo is currently undercover in Beijing have also surfaced. A photo of a man very similar in appearance to Waterloo was found on a website for Sopranos themed Chinese E-dating.
===Controversy===
====Little Chinese Take-out====
There are rumors that Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout was somehow involved in the infamous murder of Little Chinese Take-out, in which several of his "opps" reportedly shot him 107 times in the head and lit him on fire outside of his apartment. The perpetrators haven't been identified, and no evidence of Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout's involvement in any way exists. The basis for these accusations is unclear.
====The Assassination of Shinzo Abe====
July 8th, 2022 was one of Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeouts last public appearances. He was at the assassination of former Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe. He was seen fleeing the scene with the Prime Ministers wife Akie Abe. Unconfirmed reports from crowd members present at the speech say Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout was seen smoking, exchanging envelopes, and having a conversation with the perpetrator Tetsuya Yamagami before the murder.
=== Recovered Songs and Discography List ===
A list of each album, its cover, and any recovered songs on them.
Horse of Course 
Track 1	Horse of the Stable
Track 2	Par for the Horse
Track 3	Mealy Apple Blues
Track 4	God is a Horse
Track 5	Superhorsefuck
Track 6	Stairway to Horse
Track 7	Track 7 Horse
Attack on the Glue Factory
Track 1 	Intro
Track 2 	Waterloo's got a Plan (feat. Earl T-Shirt)
Track 3 	Track Lost
Track 4 	You're Sniffing the Remains of Chuck
Track 5 	That Mane is not a Wig!
Track 6 	Operation Attack on the Glue Factory
Track 7 	Employees on the Loose
Track 8 	Track Lost
Track 9 	Just a Little Horse (Feat. Elton Jim)
Track 10	Drake Diss Track (Feat. Drake)
Track 11	The Horses are Free to Roam the Field Again
the Bubbler
Track 1 	Lawnmower Man
Track 2 	FUCK BLEECHER SENIOR
Track 3 	";" (Semicolon)
Track 4 	Sultan Slam
Track 5 	My Bitch Mom Took the YAMAHA
Track 6 	Rectel Covity
Track 7 	She Deserved to get Stabbed
Track 8 	Eight Named-Plate
Track 9 	Sultan Slam (Radio Edit)
Track 10(?)	Possible but not confirmed
remaster of FUCK BLEECHER SENIOR may exist.
Nuclear Fission Warp Sandwich
Track 1 	Enter The Sandwich-Verse
Track 2 	Sandwich Verses
Track 3 	Throwing a Dead Squirrel Into a Particle Accelerator
Track 4 	N1GHTSQIL SQLD1ER
Track 5 	I am Better than Tupac
Track 6 	Lyrical Miracle
Track 7 	🉐 ㊙️ ㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈹 🈲
Track 8 	Throwing a Dead Squirrel Into a Particle Accelerator Reprise
Track 9 	I AM NOT GOING TO CROATIA
Track 10	Track Lost
Track 11	The Queen Will Die September 8, 2022
Nuclear Fission Warp Sandwich "Rough Release" Deluxe Edition
Track 1 	Enter The Sandwich-Verse
Track 2 	(NOT CONFIRMED)
Enter The Sandwich-Verse Demo
Track 3 	Sandwich Verses
Track 4 	Sandwich Verses Pt. 2
Track 5 	Throwing a Dead Squirrel Into a Particle Accelerator
Track 6 	N1GHTSQIL SQLD1ER
Track 7 	Baft Wokera Introlerpra
Track 8 	I am Better than Tupac
Track 9 	And The Beatles Combined
Track 10 	Lyrical Miracle (Radio Edit)
Track 10.5	Track Lost (Assumed edit/remix of Lyrical Miracle)
Track 11 	🉐 ㊙️ ㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈹 🈲
Track 12 	🉐 ㊙️ ㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈹 🈲 (House Remix)
Track 13 	🉐 ㊙️ ㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈹 🈲 (Dr. House Remix)
Track 14 	Throwing a Dead Squirrel Into a Particle Accelerator Reprise
Track 15 	I AM NOT GOING TO CROATIA
Track 16 	Secret Pond the Creatures Go
Track 17 	Track Lost
Track 18 	Track Lost
Track 19 	The Queen Will Die September 8, 2022
Track 20 	Magical Beat Freestyle
I'm different
Track 1 	I'm different
Track 2 	Fire Alarm Serenade
Track 3 	World Full of Creatures
Track 4 	I need krokodil rght fuckng now
Track 5 	You Have To Be A Good Person To Go To 7/11
Track 6 	Indescribable Evil
Track 7 	Dirt Pitchfork
Track 8 	Hay There, Horsie
Track 9 	Pain For Dinner
Track 10	Eastern Europe (Is A Shithole)
Track 11	Track Lost
Track 12	__ ________ __ ___ Prime Minister __ Japan
(Title was difficult to decrypt)
Skize The Limit
Track 1	Skize The Limit
Unknown single
Track 1	???
I Saw Him
Track 1	I Saw Him
=== Special Shoutout ===
Special shoutout to LWKP1#FAN for a majority of the info on this page. Without him just about any trace of Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout would be lost. If you have any questions for them you can reach them at LWKP1#FAN on Discord.