Dan Henderson

""Quinton's my friend; Chuck's my friend. We're all friends in this sport, but I'd rather make some money with my friends." - Dan Henderson
"Man i hate waking up with a dead hooker" -Dan Henderson
"I am sure I have fought many guys on roids. I fight for Pride." -Dan Henderson.
Interviewer: Do you think long hair is coming back in style?
Dan Henderson: Are you making fun of me?
Interviewer: *scared* No…
"Come to my afterparty or you can go to Wanderlei's at the hospital!" - Henderson after knocking out Wanderlei Silva for the Pride middleweight title.
"Went out with this boxercise instructor a few times. She was super needy and then gained a bunch of weight. So, I dumped her. Now, she won't leave me alone. Creepy." - Former Pride middle- and welterweight champ Dan Henderson, showing more personality than he did during twelve weeks on the Ultimate Fighter as he talks shit about Dana White.
"You just gotta do what you gotta do whatcha can." — Dan Henderson, on the meaning of life.
"For lack of a better word, he's just a douchebag." — Hendo, struggling with the limitations of the English language.
"You go first, Frankie!" Dan Henderson.
"Jab.. Jab... Jab.." Dan Henderson.
"He does a lot of things that are bad if you're fighting a guy with a hard right hand." - Henderson on knocking Bisping the fuck out.
"Basically, I'm not the one reffing and I knew that I hurt him bad, and I wanted to make sure he didn't wake up before the ref stopped the fight, and I was in the process of landing that second shot and the referee stopped the fight." - Dan Henderson.
"Style-wise, it just wasn't a good fight for Forrest. He didn't have any tools in his uhh.. toolbox, that are better than Anderson's at what he's good at, so.. Anderson's just too slick for him, and he hits really hard, too. Forrest just got really hard on the button a few times early and he.. never really recovered, so.. I expected Anderson to beat him, maybe not quite as bad." - Dan after Anderson slaughtered Forrest.