TSPS 77: Pray To The J Five Times A Day

Show format: 52 minutes, Pre-recorded
Call types: Church, Tenant From Hell
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Most calls in this show are from a Chicago church directory.
4:18: Aisha gets all defensive when Rev. McCormick confronts her about texting during service, denies being at church recently. Rev. then gets passed to Lori who really does not like being told to switch her phone off in church.
8:00: Rev. McCormick tackles Jean about the same offence, but she denies having a phone. Old woman story mode gets activated as Jean reels off a stack of ill health excuses why she's not been to church lately, asks questions about the old lady's luncheon. Brad resolves to not call single people on the list anymore after this ordeal.
11:18 Anne wasn't at church today, seems shocked and guilty to learn that it burned down. But it's all a ploy by Rev. McCormick to show that she never comes to church. Anne has doubts who McCormick is.
14:26: Rev. Allen tells John that the church burned down, but John's so clever he knows concrete buildings don't burn. Rev. Allen knows better than this as the little girl in the movie Firestarter could burn through stuff with her mind. John objects to being called out for not attending church.
15:44: James Gerbil from the church collections dept. lets Heather know she's behind with her tithes. Heather does not like being told she's sealing from God, keeps asking for James' name, James concludes she's obviously on drugs, Heather hangs up. James calls back, Heather mashes touch tones, forgets to hang up, dishes dirt on James to other people in the room. Heather is a real sleuth, finds the membership directory on the church website is unlocked.
22:25: Breaking news: Woman calls 77,000 times in a week, Brad does math to prove this is impossible, finds her info but decides not to call after Streetview stalking her and noticing bars on the windows. But does award her the title of 'Honorary Phone Loser'.
27:22: An old apartment call from TSPS26: Brad lets a tenant know that the manager spent their rent money on shoes, whoops.
32:45: Brian is asked by the pastor to talk to Laura about how she LOOKS at him when he's giving his sermon. Laura is just tickled by this even though the pastor thinks she's creepy.
35:36: Beth is behind on her tithes although she thinks she paid up front, Roy lets her know about the $1,253 she owes. Beth really thinks Roy's kidding, she thinks she can skip church and not pay - Roy's having none of it, Beth has to go and bails on him.
38:08: Brad checks in on Michelle's Twitter.
41:42: Roy from the church security office confides in Bonnie about the CCTV footage that shows Stephen (her husband?) stealing from the collection plates. Roy then talks to Stephen who just wants to take Roy's details and ask about the police. Roy doesn't want to involve the police, prefers God, this seems to lose Stephen.