SpongeBob SquarePants Go!

==Synopsis==
SpongeBob and his sea creature friends have crazy adventures in Bikini Bottom. Except in this reboot, everyone is absolutely fucking stupid.
==Main characters==
*SpongeBob - He does whatever the hell pleasures him, sometimes with his buddy Patrick.
*Patrick - SpongeBob's best friend. He often does stupid ass things.
*Squidward - The local fapper. Sometimes a victim of SpongeBob and Patrick's dirty deeds.
*Mr. Krabs - An insane cheapskate who will do anything for money.
*Pearl - Mr. Krabs' daughter.
*Gary - SpongeBob's pet dildo lover.
*Sandy - She thinks she's smart, but is really not.
*Hoopla - Does whatever he pleases I guess.
==Film==
The show planned on having a theatrical film planned to release on December 19, 2019, produced by Jasbre Productions. However, all connections with Jasbre and his company were removed later on, so the film was cancelled. But with the show moving to Box Productions, the movie was revived under Box Movies, with no planned release date yet. However, due to the creator leaving Box Productions, the film became produced under Bingo Co. The film is called SpongeBob SquarePants Go! To The Movies. It was never completed, but was released on November 2, 2023 in its unfinished state.
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==Announcements==
March 15, 2024: The show is announced to have officially ended.
May 3, 2022: The upcoming film has been revealed to release this year, and has a logo! More info to come later on.
February 14, 2022: The show is renewed for an 8th season! Why is this show still going?
July 12, 2020: The show is renewed for a 7th season!
May 18, 2020: The show is now a Bingo! series.
April 10, 2020: SpongeBob SquarePants Roar has been announced!
January 19, 2020: Season 5 is finished, and Season 6 begins.
January 9, 2019: Jasbre returns to the series writing a TV Movie for Season 5!
August 30, 2018: The show is now on Box Productions!
July 4, 2018: Season 4 begins, Minti Productions & Pen and Ink Animation begin co-producing!
June 20, 2018: Season 3 is finished!
June 18, 2018: All the episodes for Season 3 are finished! (And some of Season 4 too) They will all be released by June 21. Feel free to suggest more episodes!
June 6, 2018: The series was renewed for a 6th season of 104 episodes by Canary TV. It is most likely that this count will be shortened, or split into 2 seasons.
June 3, 2018: Jasbre announced that he will most likely be leaving the show after the Third Season.
June 1, 2018: Season 3 is coming to an end! Expect the season to finish by June 21.
Also, Season 4 will include all of your suggested episodes.
May 15, 2018: Jasbre was named head/main writer and co-showrunner of the third season.
== Season Guide ==
Season	Season	Episodes	Premiere date 	Finale date
 	1 	52 	March 10, 2019 	February 28, 2020
 	2 	52 	March 27, 2020 	April 30, 2021
 	3 	53 	May 14, 2021 	February 25, 2022
 	4 	52 	March 4, 2022 	February 24, 2023
 	5 	52 	March 10, 2023 	April 21, 2024
 	6 	52 	May 26, 2024 	November 16, 2025
 	7 	52 	February 14, 2026	December 11, 2027
 	8 	35 	March 11, 2028 	March 16, 2029
==Episodes==
===Season 1===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
1 	Skipping Rocks 	SpongeBob and Patrick are skipping rocks one day, when Sandy tells them that skipping rocks is bad for their health. They don't listen, and they later regret not listening to the frickin' nerd. 	March 10, 2019
2 	Truth or Death 	SpongeBob and Patrick play a game they made up called "Truth or Death", where they have to tell each other the truth or else they die. Since Patrick always cheats at games, he dies. Can SpongeBob revive him?	March 10, 2019
3 	Body Holes 	Squidward makes fun of SpongeBob for having holes. SpongeBob finds out that his holes are for a specific purpose... singing songs. 	March 11, 2019
4 	Flipping Off 	SpongeBob hears about this thing called flipping someone off. He tries it on his friends and family. 	March 12, 2019
5 	SpongeBob x Sandy 	SpongeBob suddenly falls in love with Sandy after seeing her naked. He tries to ask her on a date. 	March 13, 2019
6 	Dubstep Music 	Patrick gets addicted to dubstep music, and he shows it to his friends, and they show it to their friends, and soon enough everyone in town is addicted. 	March 14, 2019
7 	Christian Minecraft Server 	SpongeBob accidentally swears on a Christian Minecraft server and gets banned from Minecraft forever. Can he convince the Minecraft gods to unban him? 	March 15, 2019
8 	Mentally Mentally Stupid 	Patrick wants to become mentally stupid, so he takes some medication to make him that way. 	March 22, 2019
9 	Shitpost 	Patrick thinks shitposting is actually shitting on your friends' posts. So he tries it out with Squidward! 	March 29, 2019
10	O' Canada 	SpongeBob hears the Canadian national anthem and keeps singing it until his throat burns. 	April 5, 2019
11	Heath Cockburn 	SpongeBob discovers his penis and thinks it's a worm so he burns it off his body. 	April 12, 2019
12	Whale for Sale 	Mr. Krabs decides to sell her daughter for cash. An abusive couple buys her and rapes her in their home. 	April 19, 2019
13	Patrick's Rock 	Patrick finds his weird "hot dog" sticking out of his shorts and plays with it. 	April 26, 2019
14	A Drunk Friday Night 	After a long day at work, SpongeBob decides to get drunk. So drunk, in fact, that he feels like doing the nasty in the fanciest restaurant in town, with Sandy watching. 	May 3, 2019
15	SpongeBecca 	SpongeBob and Patrick meet their female counterparts, and they double date. 	May 10, 2019
16	Divided by Zero 	Patrick divides by zero on his calculator, and he destroys the universe in the process. 	May 17, 2019
17	Smoke Weed Everyday 	SpongeBob decides to start smoking weed every day. Will he die? Will he murder Patrick? Who knows? 	May 24, 2019
18	Children Fever 	Patrick gets a virus that causes his stomach to crave children, and ONLY children, fried baked raw or broiled. 	May 31, 2019
19	The Pen15 Club 	Patrick tries to join the ultimate Pen15 Club. 	June 7, 2019
20	Mr. Craps 	Mr. Krabs takes a huge shit during lunch break. His shit smells so bad, he stinks up the entire universe! 	June 21, 2019
21	Nine Plus Ten 	Patrick tries to go one day without making a 9+10=21 joke. 	June 28, 2019
22	Those Don't Fuck 	Squidward has sex with his clarinet, because he's a pervert. 	July 5, 2019
23	I'm a Furry Now 	SpongeBob discovers the wonderful and sexy world of furries. (Oh, the frickin' irony) 	July 12, 2019
24	Later World, Smell My Ass 	Gary begins to fart in all the water in Bikini Bottom causing bad diarrhea! 	July 19, 2019
25	Why Didn't We Do This Before?	Patrick revives the dead body of The Terrible Travis and becomes him, YAY THE RECKONING BEGINS!! 	July 26, 2019
26	Gary's Dildo 	SpongeBob finds Gary's dildo while cleaning out his shell. SpongeBob secretly uses it to fap to pictures of Sandy. 	August 2, 2019
27	Sarcastic 	Squidward gets pissed off that people don't understand sarcasm, so he runs them over with his bulldozer. 	September 6, 2019
28	The Big Dump: Part One 	Everyone in Bikini Bottom takes a huge dump. 	September 11, 2019
29	The Big Dump: Part Two 	Everyone on earth takes a huge dump. 	September 11, 2019
30	The Big Dump: Part Three 	You take a big dump and die. 	September 11, 2019
31	Incest is Right? 	Patrick learns about incest and decides to do his mom. 	September 27, 2019
32	Gary's Murders 	SpongeBob gets skeptical when he finds his kitchen knives covered in blood. It turns out that Gary's a serial killer, and he uses his bodies as material for his dildos. 	October 4, 2019
33	Prostitute Sandy 	SpongeBob finds out that Sandy is a prostitute. Since he's in love with her, he throws all his money at her. 	October 11, 2019
34	HIYAAAH!! 	SpongeBob does the newest, bestest karate move and gets multiple paper cuts in his lungs. 	October 18, 2019
35	Whale for Sale Part 2 	(Continuation of Whale for Sale) Pearl decides to get revenge on her abusive parents by rubbing her genitals on all their prized possessions. 	October 25, 2019
36	Talking Turkey 	Patrick wants a talking turkey, so he rips out his vocal cords and sticks them inside a turkey. 	November 1, 2019
37	Whale for Sale Part 3 	You know what's gonna happen when the parents find out so don't even bother asking "Why? WHY?!". (They fucking rape Pearl) 	November 2, 2019
38	Pop Tard Fever 	Patrick is called a Pop Tard so he preforms surgery on everyone in Bikini Bottom to make them [redacted] pop tarts to say "Now who's smart?" 	November 3, 2019
39	Snortin' Tulips 	Patrick starts snorting tulips and starts decapitating people. 	November 4, 2019
40	Shootin' Up Da School 	Squidward decides to shoot up SpongeBob's boating school after finding out where it is. 	November 5, 2019
41	Holiday Hell 	SpongeBob gets sent to hell after his penis kills him on Thanksgiving Day. Screw logic. 	November 6, 2019
42	Ass Surgery 	Patrick thinks his butt is defective because it has a crack in it. So, he gets surgery to patch his butt. Then his butt fucking explodes. 	November 7, 2019
43	Scrapes and Dings 	Plankton gets turned on by band aids. 	November 8, 2019
44	NBA All Star Match 49 	Woah, how'd we get here? Welp, our characters are dead :D 	November 15, 2019
45	Thanks Taking 	Patrick takes all the turkeys and forms them into a super turkey, and knocks it up. 	November 22, 2019
46	Sandy's Missing Penis 	SpongeBob and Sandy have sex for the first time, and SpongeBob wonders why Sandy doesn't have a penis. 	January 10, 2020
47	SpongeBob en Español 	SpongeBob learns Spanish in order to swear at his friends without getting in trouble. 	January 17, 2020
48	Fucc 	Everyone finds out how to say fuck without censoring it by using two c's. 	January 24, 2020
49	Patrick's Huge Ass Shit 	Patrick needs to shit, but since his toilet is clogged from the last shit he took, he tries to go the entire day without shitting. 	February 7, 2020
50	Semen Covered Horse 	SpongeBob falls in love with a Bargibant and tries to have sex with him. 	February 14, 2020
51	Fucc 2 	The Fucc gods find out Bikini Bottom is using their word too much and try to kill them with their dicks. 	February 21, 2020
52	Discord Noobs 	SpongeBob and Patrick go on Discord for the first time and start sending dick pics to everyone. 	February 28, 2020
=== Season 2 ===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
53 	Rubix Crap 	Patrick shits himself after trying to solve a Rubik's cube. Logic. 	March 27, 2020
54 	Kirby Rip-Your-Heart-Out Allies 	Patrick finds out about Kirby Star Allies and tries to make friends by ripping his heart out and throwing it at people. 	April 3, 2020
55 	Ooh, New Flavor! 	SpongeBob drinks bleach after Squidward tricks him into thinking it tastes like strawberries. 	April 10, 2020
56 	Fifty Ducks 	Patrick sticks some plywood in his ears and goes blind. 	April 17, 2020
57 	Sex Offender Project (Part 1) 	Mr. Krabs goes rabid and starts giving rabies to everyone. 	April 20, 2020
58 	Sex Offender Project (Part 2) 	Mr. Krabs bites SpongeBob. (AHHHHHHHH THIS SHOW IS DOOMED IF HE DIES) 	April 24, 2020
59 	Sex Offender Project (Part 3) 	Squidward eats a hot pocket, and he explodes and destroys the galaxy. 	May 1, 2020
60 	Sex Offender Project (Part 4) 	YAY THIS STORY ARC DIDN'T EVEN MATTER EVERYTHING IS NORMAL AGAIN 	May 8, 2020
61 	Sex Offender Project (Part 5) 	Patrick plays with his dick while SpongeBob watches. 	May 15, 2020
62 	Die, You Little **** 	Squidward snorts glue. 	May 22, 2020
63 	Not an Ad 	Patrick watches Jasbre TV. 	May 29, 2020
64 	GHYGYHGVYHGVYH 	Squidward destroys his computer after dying in Minecraft. 	June 5, 2020
65 	Ragaholic (Part 1) 	Mr. Krabs begins trying to destroy Bikini Bottom, fails, then gives up. 	June 8, 2020
66 	Ragaholic (Part 2) 	Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob after he slightly undercooks a burger. 	June 9, 2020
67 	Ragaholic (Part 3) 	Mr. Krabs begins throwing all his customers in a volcano in a fit of REEEEEEEEE. 	June 10, 2020
68 	Ragaholic (Part 4) 	Mr. Krabs gets evicted and drives to Kelp City. 	June 11, 2020
69 	Ragaholic (Part 5) 	Mr. Krabs meets his future self in the retirement complex, then, jumps off a cliff of rocks, the end of his story guys. Happy 69th Episode! 	June 12, 2020
70 	Puffy Fluffy Punishments 	We watch Puffy Fluffy being endlessly tortured by being sent to Flat's house so he gets his butt kicked via stick. 	June 13, 2020
71 	Dab to Dead 	When Squidward is pelted by a brick by a teen for no reason and forgets how to dab, SpongeBob makes a school to teach Squidward how to dab. 	June 14, 2020
72 	Submitted to That Dude 	The crew is TRIGGERED after a guy submits their intro to MrIHateBadIntros. The crew then 420 no-scope everything in Bikini Bottom in anger. 	July 19, 2020
73 	Dick Dudes 	SpongeBob and Patrick fap together in the Krusty Krab. 	July 26, 2020
74 	The Twins 	One day SpongeBob and Sandy have sex without a condom, so they have twins! However, they start terrorizing New York City with their nipples. 	September 11, 2020
75 	Money Money Money 	Mr. Krabs starts murdering people... for their pocket change. 	September 18, 2020
76 	Panty Raid 	SpongeBob and Patrick start another panty raid, starting with Sandy's treedome. 	September 25, 2020
77 	That Gay Dude 	SpongeBob tries to come out of the closet, but Gary doesn't want him to, so he traps his owner inside his closet. 	October 2, 2020
78 	Audio Problems 	Patrick sticks his dick in the audio port on his PC because he thought he could hear moaning through his speakers. 	October 9, 2020
79 	The Return of Dennis 	Dennis returns and SpongeBob beats him up off screen, then they realize there is still time, so they dance for the rest of the episode. 	November 13, 2020
80 	Krusty 69 	SpongeBob asks a customer if they want a number 69 special and the customer asks what that is. SpongeBob says it's a massage all over, but during the middle of it SpongeBob starts doing the 69 sex position with the customer.	November 20, 2020
81 	Genderless Baby 	SpongeBob and Patrick have sex, and wham-o, they have a baby. But it turns out that the baby doesn’t have either a penis or a va-va-vase. The baby can’t piss! 	November 27, 2020
82 	Penis Shrink Ray 	When SpongeBob’s penis doesn’t fit inside his door’s key hole, he uses Sandy’s new shrink ray to shrink it down. 	December 14, 2020
83 	Fapping World Record 	Squidward tries to break the current fapping world record: 69. He has only a day to beat it (his meat). Can he do it? 	December 15, 2020
84 	Bowel Swap 	When Patrick catches a rare disease from a jellyfish while fucking it, he has to take a shit. But what comes out his ass isn't shit, it's piss! And what comes out of his dick is shit, and not piss! 	December 16, 2020
85 	The Gay Farm 	SpongeBob creates a gay farm, where he hangs lollipops from trees to attract rainbow people. 	December 17, 2020
86 	Fat Krabs 	Mr. Krabs eats so much Red Lobster that he gets type 3 diabetes. 	December 18, 2020
87 	And a Fappy New Year 	Squidward faps all New Year's Day to a picture of Travis. 	January 1, 2021
88 	SpongeBob's Free Lunch 	SpongeBob wants to have sex with Sandy, but she's mad at him. He then shoves a Krabby Patty down her ass. 	January 8, 2021
89 	Is it Working? 	Patrick shoves a wrench in Squidward's ear after he gets a spastic attack. 	January 15, 2021
90 	Go Golfing 	Squidward and SpongeBob go golfing. Patrick decides to shove rocks down their noses. 	January 22, 2021
91 	Ping Pong Game 	Patrick and SpongeBob play Ping Pong, but instead of paddles, they use their asses. 	January 29, 2021
92 	The Toddler Titans 	SpongeBob and Squidward meet the Toddler Titans after they end up in Bikini Bottom. The two force choke all five of them. 	February 12, 2021
93 	OH OH OH 	Gary gets confused about which dildo is his and which one is SpongeBob's, so he fuccs a hamster and goes deaf. 	February 19, 2021
94 	The Knife Is In Your Body 	Plankton realizes that he can't kill himself with a knife, so he goes insane. 	February 26, 2021
95 	Smoking Seaweed 	Due to peer pressure from Patrick, SpongeBob decides to smoke seaweed for the first time. Let's just say he goes sky high. 	March 5, 2021
96 	Holographic Material 	When Squidward buys the new holoPad, he faps to picture of Pearl with it. 	March 12, 2021
97 	Pearl (and Mr. Krabs)'s Revenge! 	When Mr. Krabs finds out what her foster parents are doing, he takes back his daughter and rapes the parents! 	April 5, 2021
98 	RANDOM AND LONG GENERIC TITLE FOR THE LOLS Part 1	Gary gives birth to a bottle of ranch dressing after what happened in episode 93. 	April 6, 2021
99 	RANDOM AND LONG GENERIC TITLE FOR THE LOLS Part 2	The Krusty Krab spontaneously combusts when SpongeBob puts 0.069420 more grams of mayo then what is legally allowed on a Krabby Patty. 	April 7, 2021
100	Crappy Birthday 	It's Patrick's birthday, and he invite all his friends except for Gary's baby. The baby decides to shit all over Patrick's rock. 	April 8, 2021
101	Heave Ho 	Squidward shoves his clarinet down SpongeBob's ass after he breathes slightly too loudly. 	April 9, 2021
102	Cringe Cancer 	After watching too much SBSP Go!, Patrick gets diagnosed with brain cancer. 	April 16, 2021
103	WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE? 	SpongeBob becomes a serial killer for no apparent reason and starts raping people with his dildo-shaped knife. 	April 20, 2021
104	Purple Duck 	A purple duck by the name of Duffy starts kissing people on the genitals and stealing their possessions. 	April 30, 2021
===Season 3===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
105	Hot Beef Injections 	Squidward rips his nose off, deep fries it, and feeds it to the king. Yummy yummy. 	May 14, 2021
106	A S T H E T I C 	Patrick rips his skin off, turns it into a lo-fi hip hop video, and sells it for drug money. 	May 21, 2021
107	The Pubic Library 	Mr. Krabs shows up to the library nude, thinking it's the Pubic Library. 	May 28, 2021
108	Glue, What is it Good For? 	SpongeBob glues his body to the ceiling, just as Patrick starts throwing hard tools at the ceiling. 	June 4, 2021
109	Freak Show 	Squidward walks. 	June 11, 2021
110	Vocab General 	Plankton begins speaking like a Windows 10 desktop computer, except one that runs on good OS. 	July 9, 2021
111	Windows 	Spot jumps out of the window. 	July 16, 2021
112	Hospital 	Patrick and Spongebob swap needles. 	July 23, 2021
113	Sckummer 	SpongeBob turns Jewish, and has a Jewish summer, topmost respect. 	July 30, 2021
114	10 Episode Anniversary 	We celebrate 10 episodes ago when Squidward finally ripped his dick-shaped nose off. 	August 6, 2021
115	Bam 	Patrick goes to Bikini Bottom school, and eats a desk. 	August 13, 2021
116	Boatload of Shit 1 	The gang goes on a boat race. 	August 23, 2021
117	Boatload of Shit 2 	SpongeBob finds cocaine on the boat, and harbors it in his rectal cavity. 	August 24, 2021
118	Boatload of Shit 3 	Mr. Krabs snorts a car battery, and gets a headache. Ow. 	August 25, 2021
119	Phuck You 	Sandy takes off her air suit while underwater. She dies. The end. 	August 26, 2021
120	Staples 	Patrick staples his skull shut after Squidward filled it full of bullshit. 	August 27, 2021
121	Vanesshutup 	Gary begins dating a rock named Vanessa. 	September 10, 2021
122	Going Golfing 	Patrick burns every golf ball in town, then snorts the ashes. 	September 10, 2021
123	Ajeet's Pie 	Patrick cuts a head of a Reese's drinking, burger eating, Indian. 	September 17, 2021
124	(Fuck!) My Ass is Bleeding! 	Patrick gets stabbed in the anus, and he thinks it's just his sea period. 	September 24, 2021
125	If We're Fucked Up You're to Blame	Mr. Krabs snorts radiation and becomes, a little bit less of a monster. 	October 1, 2021
126	Apple Clock 	Squidward starts throwing apples at all the clocks in Bikini Bottom. What the fuck? 	October 8, 2021
127	Textbooks 	Plankton goes back to school, just to drop the bomb on being out of the closet. 	October 15, 2021
128	Go! Go! Go! 	The annual Bikini Bottom tyrant race. 	October 22, 2021
129	Grass, Gas, and Glass 	SpongeBob begins eating glass as he begins producing farts filled with glass shards, watch out, people behind him! 	October 29, 2021
130	Nickelodeon Massacre 	SpongeBob and friends invade Nick studios and kill everyone but Dee Bradley Baker, who joins the gang, but on his way to Bikini Bottom, ultimately drowns. 	November 15, 2021
131	Pet Sandy 	Patrick beats up Sandy and makes her his pet sex slave. 	November 16, 2021
132	World Wide Ejaculation 	Mr. Krabs and Pearl begin WWE wrestling. 	November 17, 2021
133	Intel Inside 	Patrick looks at the intel sticker, and begins destroying computers around town for "the intel inside". 	November 18, 2021
134	FBI Open Up 	The FBI (Federal Buttocks Investigation) visits Patrick to see how his butt is doing. He farts in their faces so hard that the FBI agents arrest him for it.	November 19, 2021
135	Then Why Poop? 	Patrick thinks his ass leaks shit, so he plugs it up. 	November 22, 2021
136	Rock Hard Abs 	Patrick gets Viagra for his abs, but it raids him out to the extent of him in the hospital having to replace the skin with butt skin from an old man. 	November 23, 2021
137	SpongeBob and Women 	SpongeBob prefers men, blah blah blah, and he fired his secretary. 	November 24, 2021
138	Apple Produkkk.exe 	Squidward replaces his brain with an iPhone, and dies? 	November 25, 2021
139	Bathroom Stall 	SpongeBob and Patrick shove footlong subs down the toilet. 	November 26, 2021
140	Rainin' 	Gene Scallop grabs a metal rod and runs around while it rains, he was never seen from again. 	December 13, 2021
141	Beer Bottles 	Brown Shunks, Minecraft and Mountain Dew, it's all here in this fan favorite! 	December 14, 2021
142	Fred's Wish 	Fred wants to remove his legs so he can fly so SpongeBob does so, but it just nearly kills him. 	December 15, 2021
143	Kick My Ball 	Mr. Krabs starts kicking the balls of every man in town. 	December 16, 2021
144	GO GO GO NAT! NAT! NAT! 	SpongeBob begins calling Nat that one word that like, uhhh, starts with a G? 	December 17, 2021
145	Meet God, Part I 	Patrick dies and SpongeBob eats the monkey. 	December 20, 2021
146	Meet God, Part II 	Patrick meets God, and God expresses his hatred for happy Sponges who do dirty deeds. 	December 21, 2021
147	Meet God, Part III 	God revives Patrick just to smack SpongeBob upside the head. 	December 22, 2021
148	Meet God, Part IV 	SpongeBob dies from the slap. 	December 23, 2021
149	Meet God, Part V 	SpongeBob's in trouble because he's about to meet his worst enemy! 	December 24, 2021
150	Meet God, Part VI 	Chinese Food wreaks a first appearance as Patrick gets bathroom problems in this final part. 	January 7, 2022
151	Murder Site 	Patrick breaks a rock and it goes ballistic. 	January 14, 2022
152	Writers' Room 	TheJasbre202 and Gene F. Scallop start lighting the studio on fire after losing ideas for weeks on edge! 	January 21, 2022
153	Runaway Road Trip 	Patrick and SpongeBob go on a road trip to Auschwitz! ROAD TRIP! 	January 28, 2022
154	Gimme Some Beer Now 	Gary begins drinking booze and falls over the edge of the map. 	February 4, 2022
155	Ooh Yes or No? 	Patrick mixes up his nasal spray with a rusty chainsaw. 	February 11, 2022
156	Interdimensional Conversation 1 	SpongeBob speaks with his counterpart SpongeBong about life. 	February 18, 2022
157	#teaandcrumpets 	Squidward and his new pal Steve go and eat tea and crumpets together. Little did they know, the tea was poisoned, causing Squid to die. 	February 25, 2022
===Season 4===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
158	Logic Breaker 	Squidward meets God, and then is brought back to life when he broke logic saying he was supposed to meet Neptune when he dies. 	March 4, 2022
159	Girls Heck No! 	Mr. Krabs is mistaken for a lady crab, and begins dressing like a dweeb. 	March 11, 2022
160	Cheese and Crackers 	Patrick gets addicted to pornography, however none of that is shown in this episode due to SpongeBob stealing the camera for his own show. 	March 18, 2022
161	Shoot Out 	Patrick holds up the gas station just for some nachos, some burritos, and corn nuts, and some string cheese yeah. 	March 25, 2022
162	Dance Off 	Squidward and Plankton have an epic dance off, but before the beginning of it, Karen has a baby, and, well, it's pretty nasty. 	April 1, 2022
163	Interdimensional Conversation 2 	SpongeBob discusses with his Universe 10 counterpart on how stupid this thing is, yet we'll get another sequel so HA! 	April 1, 2022
164	Party Pooping, Part 1 	SpongeBob throws a party to celebrate 6.9420 episodes ago, where nothing happened. 	April 8, 2022
165	Party Pooping, Part 2 	SpongeBob breaks the fourth wall by realizing that the title has no relation to the contents of the episode, so he shits in the toaster. 	April 15, 2022
166	Party Pooping, Part 3 	The members of SpongeBob's party cross over with the characters from the POOP episodes, and they have a poopoo and peepee war. 	April 22, 2022
167	Pop Lard 	After using too much lard, Patrick calls SpongeBob Pop Lard, based after Patrick being called a Pop Tard. 	April 29, 2022
168	iFunny 	SpongeBob sprays laughing gas all over Bikini Bottom to force everyone to always laugh at his jokes. 	May 6, 2022
169	You Really Got Me Now 	Squidward becomes so desperate for a girlfriend that he starts grabbing them by the pus- okay I'll stop there. 	May 13, 2022
170	EB the Original Fapper 	EB tries to visit the world of SpongeBob by jumping into his TV, but instead enters a sexual lucid dream about SpongeBob and friends growing tits. 	May 20, 2022
171	Penisitis 	After Patrick faps 24 times in one day, he develops a rare disease called penisitis. When his penis accidentally touches SpongeBob, it spreads to him. Soon enough everyone has penisitis. Penisitis then causes everyone to become addicted to fapping, including the girls. 	May 27, 2022
172	What an Amazing Prank 	Sandy decides to prank SpongeBob when he comes over. She spreads white stuff all over the food she serves. Gross. 	June 3, 2022
173	Oh My GOOOOD!!! 	Mr. Krabs rips his dick off, and molds it with clay, turning it into Neptune Junior. 	June 10, 2022
174	I'm Sorry Mamma 	After SpongeBob dips his mom into a pool of milk and eats her, his father tries to kill him with his cookie dick. 	June 17, 2022
175	Ultra Goku Boi 	SpongeBob becomes Super Ultra Hyper Mega Extra Extremely Saiyan Boi 9999999 and starts to destroy the sea. The rest of the gang calls Superman, but he doesn't know which superpower he should use. 	June 24, 2022
176	The Slap 	SpongeBob is slapped by Patrick after a baseball game and SpongeBob sues the Star family. This causes a war in Bikini Bottom for no reason. 	July 1, 2022
177	Boom 	Patrick eats an atomic bomb as part of the new atomic bomb eating challenge on the internet. 	July 8, 2022
178	How it Feels to Chew 5 Gum 	Squidward starts to chew 5 Gum and starts feeling tingly in the ass crack. 	July 15, 2022
179	Commit Die 	Patrick starts sending death threats to all his friends on Discord because Squidward told him April Fools' day came early this year. 	July 22, 2022
180	HOOPLA!!! 	When Hoopla finds out he isn't in the new SpongeBob video game, he sues Nickelodeon for it. 	July 29, 2022
181	Cracky the Pirate 	Patchy finds some of Potty's white stuff in the attic, and starts snorting it up his ass. 	August 8, 2022
182	Double Whammy 	SpongeBob goes into Kelp Forest, and gets double raped by Travis and his dumber brother Tevis. 	August 9, 2022
183	Back to School 	When SpongeBob has to go back to Boating School, he and Patrick plan on kidnapping Mrs. Puff and teaching the class themselves. (They teach video games, eating, and most importantly, fapping) 	August 10, 2022
184	I Like Sex 	SpongeBob has gey sex with Patrick again, and Squidward secretly films it and uploads it to YouTube. 	August 11, 2022
185	Gay Rainbows 	Patrick draws a rainbow flag on his belly, but little does he know everyone in town will soon enough be calling him gay. 	August 12, 2022
186	Gay Rainbows 2 	After being called gay Patrick tries to become gay, but every picture of a guy he looks at looks like a girl to him. 	August 19, 2022
187	Cory in the House is My Favorite Anime	Patrick gets hooked on the popular anime Cory in the House and goes around town telling everyone it's an anime even though it's not and then the anime police come and ask why he was calling Cory in the House an anime, but Patrick said that it looked like an anime to him.	August 26, 2022
188	Lo-Fi Addict 	After Jasbre shoves lo-fi music down SpongeBob's throat, he gets addicted to it. 	September 2, 2022
189	Soulless 	When Squidward decides to get a new job, he works at the local Walmart. Little does he know, the job will suck his already soulless soul out of him. Can he steal it from the soul chambers within the store, or be stuck working there forever? 	September 9, 2022
190	Hooplaganger 	When Hoopla finds out he has a doppelganger, he finds videos of him online and starts fapping to them. 	September 16, 2022
191	Go to the Movies 	When SpongeBob and Patrick find out that TTG has its own movie, they try to create their own dumb ass movie. 	September 23, 2022
192	Detailed Sex 	We see a fully animated video of Squidward having sex with his clarinet. 	September 30, 2022
193	Eating Minti 	Patrick thinks that Minti is an edible food app, so he tries to eat his TV screen when he uses it. 	October 7, 2022
194	The Galaxy Note 69 	Patrick buys the explosive Note 69, thinking that it'll blow him off to space. 	November 18, 2022
195	Gone Deaf 	Hoopla screams so loud he makes all of Bikini Bottom go deaf, causing a massive lawsuit. 	November 25, 2022
196	Expired 	When Patrick sees the expiration date on his new driver's license, he thinks he'll die in a year. 	December 2, 2022
197	8K Goodness 	Sandy builds the first 8K TV, and Scooter tries to buy it with clamety dollars. 	December 9, 2022
198	Screw Off, SpongeBob! 	SpongeBob gets a screw stuck up his ass for some reason. 	December 16, 2022
199	2 Krabs 1 Gup 	Mr. Krabs adopts a guppy, unaware that he is the third Antichrist. 	December 23, 2022
200	I Don't Even Episode 	After Matchy's brain explodes after doing too much algebra, it's up to numskulls SpongeBob and Patrick to fix their brain. 	December 30, 2022
201	Hoopla: Xtreme 	Hoopla does some EXTREME THINGS which may be or may not be disturbing. 	January 6, 2023
202	Druggo Man 	Patrick gets drunk and starts punching all the freshmen in the nearest high school. 	January 13, 2023
203	It's SpongeBob, Not Spongebob! 	After people misspelling SpongeBob's name wrong for long enough, the sponge himself sends them to the Camp of Dicks! 	January 20, 2023
204	Master of Disguise 	SpongeBob disguises as Mrs. Puff in order to have sexy fun time with Mr. Krabs. 	January 27, 2023
205	Kawaii in Hawaii 	SpongeBob gets addicted to anime and decides to create his own anime in Hawaii with Hoopla. 	February 3, 2023
206	I Like to Succ Dicc 	Pearl gets tired of fapping to Squidward all the time, so she decides to rape him in the middle of the night. 	February 10, 2023
207	Bowsette x Gary 	When Bowsette comes to Bikini Bottom, everyone wants to fuck her. But who gets the v? Gary does. 	February 17, 2023
208	Ink Ocean 	Squidward fills the entire ocean with ink, and has even more gross-out than its prequel. 	February 24, 2023
209	Fortnite Succing Justin Beaver's Dicc 	SpongeBob and Patrick play fortnite while Squidward succs Justin Beaver's dicc. 	February 24, 2023
===Season 5===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
210 	The SBob Show 	SpongeBob hosts a show, but the cameras and recording equipment are made from trash. 	March 10, 2023
211 	Tale of a Threesome 	Sandy talks about her amazing threesome with SpongeBob and Gary. 	March 17, 2023
212 	CrapBob OofPants 	SpongeBob and Patrick watch CrapBob OofPants, and like it. 	March 24, 2023
213 	Patrick Gets Drunk 	Patrick goes to the bar and gets drunk. (It's funny because it's normal) 	April 1, 2023
214 	Class Fapper 	Squidward faps in class, and cums so hard his ears start bleeding. 	April 7, 2023
215 	Fortnite is a good game 	SpongeBob likes Fortnite and becomes addicted to it. 	April 14, 2023
216 	Garden of Dildos 	Gary starts his own garden of rubbery dildos. However, Squidward finds out that his penis enlarging serum is missing. 	April 21, 2023
217 	It's MAHOGANY! 	Patrick starts calling everything mahogany after finding his new favorite color, even going as far as calling his rock hard dick mahogany. 	April 28, 2023
218 	Ur Mom Gae 	SpongeBob calls everyone's mom gay, and then he wets his pants in fucking public. 	May 4, 2023
219 	Ruthless People 	Hoopla starts raping random kids, and gets put into kiddie jail. In there, a larger Hoopla rapes him, and he gets put into the larger kiddie jail. It's the vicious cycle! 	May 11, 2023
220 	The Ultimate Cringe Spectacular 	Justin Bieber and Ninja come to Bikini Bottom so that the Flying Dutchman can make everyone nude and wet their beds. He also turns the town into a Fortnite theme, to the point where Ninja wants to live there. 	May 18, 2023
221 	Flats the Sexy Flounder 	Flats the Flounder goes everywhere in the detailed nude, and everyone loves him. 	May 25, 2023
222 	Boobies 	SpongeBob gets extremely attracted to everyone's boobs for some reason. 	June 1, 2023
223 	Patrick and the Amazing Dicks 	Patrick sees Squidward's dick, and, becomes obsessed with dicks. 	June 8, 2023
224 	Fortnite Sex 	Squidward has detailed sex with his favorite Fortnite player. 	June 15, 2023
225 	Gary the Gross Snail 	Squidina and Udon go on an adventure in Gary's gross body. 	June 22, 2023
226-229	SpongeBob Kills Sandy 	SpongeBob kills Sandy in a dispute in their house, SpongeBob tries to hide the fact that he did it, until evidence is found that he killed her, and it becomes a cross-country wild goose chase; Meanwhile, Patrick makes a girlfriend out of garbage and loses his virginity! [TV Movie; 44 Mins] 	June 29, 2023
230 	Eat Pant 	Patrick is told to eat pant, so he tries to rob the nearby pants store to get some. He bribes the police by mooning them with his bare ass and gets paid for being sexy. 	July 6, 2023
231 	Meeting Momo 	SpongeBob meets Momo in a forest and decides to hook up with her. 	August 17, 2023
232 	Dick Track 	Patrick thinks a diss track is actually a dick track, so he decides to squish his dick into a railroad track. Meanwhile, Gary gets caught selling dildos on the sidewalk. 	August 24, 2023
233 	Fuck Ice Cream Trucks 	Sandy decides to protest against ice cream trucks after seeing EB's video on it. 	August 31, 2023
234 	The Gay Party 	SpongeBob hosts a gay party with Patrick, but everything goes wrong when Squidward fucks a gorilla. 	September 7, 2023
235 	Rape Fight 	Squidward has a fight with a left-handed person about which hand is better, and they end up having a rape fight. 	October 5, 2023
236 	Blowhole 	Pearl faps in her blowhole, and a lot of juicy stuff comes out of it. When Mr. Krabs finds out, he wants to taste it. 	October 12, 2023
237 	Jerked Beef 	Mr. Krabs jacks off in his office, and SpongeBob joins in, along with a butt naked Patrick. 	October 19, 2023
238 	Ass, Titties, and Mummies 	Sandy explores the sexual pyramid of King Tit, where everything is made out of what the title depicts. And also sexy ATM machines that orgasm when you insert something in the slot. 	October 26, 2023
239 	The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Seen, Part 1 	Plankton breaks in to the Krusty Krab in the middle of the night in an attempt to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. However, Mr. Krabs was waiting for him, and Mr. Krabs shoves Plankton in to his ass. 	November 9, 2023
240 	The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Seen, Part 2 	Plankton escapes from Mr. Krabs' ass, and for revenge he cums in the patties for Krabby Patties. However, to Plankton's surprise, everyone really likes the Cum Patties, and they make everyone incredibly horny for Plankton. He tries to escape, but by the time he escapes, he's covered in cum and shit.	November 16, 2023
241 	Cannibalism 	SpongeBob notices that his parents look like cookies, so he eats them with milk. Meanwhile, Patrick succs on Hoopla's nipples. 	November 30, 2023
242 	Pearl's Harbor 	Mr. Krabs decides to bomb Pearl's new harbor she bought with her own money, so she rapes him to death. 	December 7, 2023
243 	Tittle Cards 	Patrick makes his own title cards for SpongeBob episodes, but he adds tits to all of them. 	December 14, 2023
244 	The Best Ra(p)per 	Sandy gets rap(p)ed by a rap(p)er in the middle of nowhere, and gets so scarred she lets out all her anger on dildos. 	January 5, 2024
245 	Lonnie 	Lonnie the Shark returns to Bikini Bottom and penetrates Patrick's little one while he faps to Hoopla screaming his ass off. 	January 12, 2024
246 	Dildo Collection 	Mrs. Puff shows her dildo collection to Gary, and they have a dildo fight... that is, until SpongeBob shows up naked. 	January 19, 2024
247 	Gay Twins 	Plankrab splits into two and they have sex with each other. 	January 26, 2024
248 	Boat Fuckers 	SpongeBob gets his first boat, and gets really high and fucks his parents because reasons. 	February 2, 2024
249 	OH GOD, NO. 	Squidward has detailed sex with a thermonuclear bomb, and eventually nukes the entire ocean. 	February 9, 2024
250 	OH GOD, NO. (Part 2) 	Everyone grows double dicks from the radiation of the bomb. 	February 10, 2024
251 	OH GOD, NO. (Part 3) 	Patrick impales his dicks on a fence post. 	February 11, 2024
252 	OH GOD, FUCC. 	The Fucc gods return to Bikini Bottom to seek revenge, but grow double dicks from the radiation and get snapped out of existence. 	February 12, 2024
253 	The Sale 	Pearl chops off her ginormous nose and sells it to the black market to get enough money for dildos. 	February 26, 2024
254 	Da Bonor 	Patrick and SpongeBob do a challenge to find who has the biggest boner. Patrick's gets SO big that it explodes. 	March 3, 2024
255 	Dildo- NO! 	Pearl sells her ex-boyfriend Dylan to her former abusive family, and he gets raped so hard his horn becomes a dildo. 	March 10, 2024
256 	Pure Cringe 	Squidward snorts cocaine off of a fidget spinner that is spinning on his dick while playing Fortnite. 	March 17, 2024
257 	My Two Fucking Horny Krabses 	Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff get horny and they fuck, the end. 	March 24, 2024
258 	OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! 	What do you expect from the title? 	March 31, 2024
259 	Yah Yeetus 	A typhoon somehow happens underwater, killing everyone despite the fact that they will be back in the next episode. 	April 7, 2024
260 	The Next Episode 	They aren't back yet. Let's wait another episode. 	April 14, 2024
261 	The Episode That Comes After The Next Episode	Everyone yanks their dicks in celebration of being back. Fin. 	April 21, 2024
=== Season 6 ===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
262	Fortmurderer 	Spongebob kills Squidward, releases yellow fluid on his dead body, and flosses on his corpse. 	June 2, 2024
263	The Mix-Up 	Patrick masturbates with a pencil, then sticks his dick in the pencil sharpener. 	June 9, 2024
264	ahn 	Pearl masturbates with Squidward's dead corpse for 22 minutes while SpongeBob and Patrick play Fortnite. 	June 16, 2024
265	Cum On, Now! 	At exactly 4:20:21, SpongeBob cuts off Sandy's tail, and uses it as a... you know what at this point. 	June 23, 2024
266	Exploded Vagina 	Squidabeth finds out that SpongeBob faps to her, so she and sandy inflate their vaginas to show the sponge. 	June 30, 2024
267	Horny Buddies 	Sandy buys a new toy that will pleasure her whenever she wants. Patrick comes over to try it and they both wonder why they don't have penises. 	July 7, 2024
268	Pea-Nut 	Patrick cums in his Peanut Butter jar, which causes it to gain sentience and rape him. Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs host a Fortnite party with Pearl and Mrs. Puff. 	July 14, 2024
269	Baby Rage 	Plankton plays Fortnite for the first time. He gets so angry he attempts to steal the Krabby Patty formula from Mr. Krabs. After this fails, he sticks the formula in Krabs's ass and rapes him. 	July 21, 2024
270	It's Pony 	When Patrick turns into a pony, Squidward gets turned on by it for some reason, and fantasizes. Meanwhile, Sandy has to nut in the nut store after losing her precious nuts. 	July 28, 2024
271	STD Pants 	SpongeBob forgets his condom and dies of an STD. But Sandy's vagina around his dick revives him. 	September 1, 2024
272	SpingeBitch BoobPants 	SpingeBitch BoobPants, a robotic clone of SpongeBob, arrives with the soul purpose of raping every Bikini Bottomite. Once SBBP meets SBSP, they have a Fornite Dance Contest and SBBP destroys SBSP. Literally. Meanwhile, Pearl has troubles with menstruation at school. 	September 8, 2024
273	Cum Plankton 	Plankton masturbates so hard, he explodes because the cum has a higher volume than him. He then eats all of his cum. 	September 15, 2024
274	Grassy Assy 	SpongeBob eats the delicious shit out of Patrick's ass, but then Squidabeth shows up and shits straight into their mouths. SpongeBob then cums at Squidabeth's hotness, and the three of them have fun swallowing each other's cum. 	September 22, 2024
275	No Guts No Orgy 	SpongeBob and Patrick start a WWE-type fighting series, but it amounts to numerous hospital visits, sex, and several cum-filled orgies. Meanwhile, Sandy trains herself for the "beat your meat while orgasming" contest. 	September 29, 2024
276	Pearl 	Pearl eats all of the cum SpongeBob has ever made and pisses it back out into his mouth, while Mr. Krabs tries to fuck her ass. 	October 6, 2024
277	How Diseases Don't Work 	Squidward breathes Mountain Dewrp and contracts a disease called ICTOANFTD (I Can't Think Of A Name For This Disease). He then turns into Lightning McQueen and gets kerchooed. 	October 13, 2024
278	Why RTheNoob74 Should Not be Allowed To Write Episodes at 2 A.M.	Mr. Krabs gets a penis replacement surgery, but his donor is Plankton, so you know where this is going. Everyone makes fun of his new dick. Mr. Krabs is so butthurt that he watches Water Sex for 69 hours before his eyes explode. 	October 20, 2024
279	Bonfire Party 	Squidward realizes that his nose is a dick, so he gets nose surgery. However, the surgeon decides to fuck him until he dies, and throws him in a bonfire. Then the surgeon's tribe cums on Squidward's insides. 	October 27, 2024
280	Shitty Sunday 	At church, SpongeBob grows an extra butthole and sucks everyone into it. There, SpongeBob takes a giant crap and it gets all over everyone. 	November 24, 2024
281	Jesus Christmas! 	Jesus Christ shows up to Bikini Bottom, but Hoopla decides to have epic oral sex with him instead. Meanwhile, Sandy starts nutting on her nuts while looking at a picture of SpongeBob. 	December 1, 2024
282	What the Fuck? 	Patrick wants to fuck the sharks from Sharks vs. Pods, but can't without being beaten to the ground by the cops. So, Patrick bribes them with a handmade sex toy, and starts to suck on each of their dongs aggressively. 	December 8, 2024
283	Pr0nny Money 	Mr. Krabs is running out of ways to make green, so he sells pr0n for money. However, Squidward sees all this and decides to put his nose in Krabs' ass. Krabs moans so loudly that he wakes up the hormone monster, who beats him with a hairy dildo. 	December 15, 2024
284	AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 	Squidward rages on Fortnite and goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs' penis is getting bigger from continuously watching Water Sex. Also, Patrick reads the Holy Bibble (YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?) and becomes a Christian. 	December 22, 2024
285	Shut The Fuck Up: It's A Christmas Special 	SpongeBob gets everyone DNA tests for Christmas, and Mr. Krabs discovers he's Patrick's dad. 	December 29, 2024
286	Squidward Has A Goddamn Stroke 	Squidward has a stroke and is such a good toast for the last time and it has a good chance of the June 15, 1997 in my life and it is show me your and have you ever and Larry the Tomato is a good 3 AM for the mustard fuck with ever since I wrote lemon the lawns drink piss in Saskatchewan.	January 5, 2025
287	SUPER LASER PISS 	SpongeBob makes a special announcement that Patrick is a bitchass motherfucker, and his pisses- no, SHITS ON THE MOON! 	January 12, 2025
288	Where in the World is Gary? 	Ripping off Sponge on the Run, this 11-minute special is packed with filler to make you ask: Why was this ever made in the first place? Also, where are Gary's dildos? 	January 26, 2025
289	Dick in the Oven 	SpongeBob's dick gets stuck in the oven and has to get help from the sex hotline. 	February 2, 2025
290	I Hate Sex 	Patrick finds out that he actually hates sex and Sandy beats him up with Moby Huge. 	February 9, 2025
291	Totally Not a Furry 	People start calling Sandy a furry, and everyone starts sending her yIff pictures. 	February 23, 2025
292	Pearl's Pants 	Pearl wetz her pants 69 times in one day, so she has to wear nappies and throws a tantrum. 	March 2, 2025
293	The Shippening 	The creator of SBSP Go starts shipping everyone in Bikini Bottom, including some... interesting ones. 	March 9, 2025
294	Raul Penaud 	Raul Penaud comes to Bikini Bottom and starts doing weird things around SpongeBob and Patrick. 	March 16, 2025
295	What is Sex 	Patrick tries to understand what sex is while he sees SpongeBob and Sandy do it. 	March 30, 2025
296	The Clarinet Fapper 	Squidward starts using his clarinet as his jacking off material, much to the dismay of his clarinet. 	April 6, 2025
297	Sharko Visits 	Sharko visits Bikini Bottom, and sticky white chaos ensues. 	April 20, 2025
298	Talking Dirty 	Patrick gets a new iPhone and starts talking dirty to Siri. 	May 11, 2025
299	Super SMASH Bros 	SpongeBob and Sandy play Smash Bros. Ultimate and try having sex in-game. 	May 18, 2025
300	The 300th Episode Orgy 	For the 300th episode, all the main characters have an orgy, which is eventually interrupted by King Neptune because he wants to join in too. 	May 25, 2025
301	Gary's Sexy Bakery 	Gary opens up an adult bakery where he makes inappropriate-shaped cakes. However, Penguinz0 keeps eating all the cakes. 	June 1, 2025
302	Hottie Shower 	Sandy tries to take a shower, but keeps getting interrupted by a pervy Patrick. 	June 8, 2025
303	It's Pooptime 	Patrick tries to sing about his scat fetish for 11 minutes. 	July 20, 2025
304	Hooping Hoopla 	Hoopla has a crush on his girl classmate, and tries to impress her by fapping in front of her. 	July 27, 2025
305	Poop Wall 	Patrick puts crap on his wall for seemingly no reason, and shows everyone his house to make them throw up. 	August 3, 2025
306	Anime Pearl 	Pearl becomes an anime sex worker after getting scammed by some horny anime boys. 	August 10, 2025
307	MILF Mania 	SpongeBob gets attracted to MILFs and starts going on a MILF mania. 	August 17, 2025
308	Paul Visits 	Mr. Renaud visits Bikini Bottom. You know why. 	September 28, 2025
309	Titty Tantrum 	After Sandy denies Patrick sex, he has a huge tantrum. 	October 5, 2025
310	Patrick, You Weirdo! 	Patrick masturbates to Sandy's nieces and cums on them and then his dick falls off and explodes on Bikini Bottom, drowning everyone in his blood and cum. 	October 12, 2025
311	Sandy Renaud 	Sandy preys on her nieces. Enough said... shudders 	October 19, 2025
312	Tittie Cards 	Mr. Krabs starts a new business making tittie cards for SexBob PornPants. 	November 9, 2025
313	The Fucking Finale 	Forgetting that their show has been renewed for a seventh season, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to do it for the "finale". 	November 16, 2025
=== Season 7 ===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
314	Love Lake 	Squidward and his clarinet make love in Love Lake, but it turns out to just be Gary's sex toy shop. 	February 14, 2026
315	Foot Fets 	Dan Schneider visits Bikini Bottom and puts his stinky feet in front of everyone's faces. 	February 21, 2026
316	Dick Music 	Patrick makes music using his dick and gets famous on PornHub. 	February 28, 2026
317	Stay Hydrated 	SpongeBob realizes that he's more gay when he's dehydrated, so he keeps drinking water so he can fuck Sandy later that evening. 	March 7, 2026
318	Penetration Pi Day 	Patrick realizes it's Pi Day, and decides to penetrate a pie in a very NSFW manner. 	March 14, 2026
319	Smited 	God sees what the fuck this series has become, and smites each and every character that has appeared in the series thus far. 	March 21, 2026
320	Dickcord Logo 	Patrick thinks the new Discord logo is great, and decides to stick his dong inside it for some reason. 	April 25, 2026
321	Keyboard Kum 	Squidward smashes his keyboard so hard that it cums. 	May 2, 2026
322	Free Sex 	SpongeBob looks for free sex at a very sex-friendly website. 	May 9, 2026
323	I Need You Right Now 	SpongeBob can't handle being without Sandy for a whole day, so he decides to hook up with Pearl. 	May 16, 2026
324	Watching Cuties 	All of the main characters of this show watch Netflix's Cuties. 	May 23, 2026
325	Summer Sexy Time 	Sandy has sex on the beach with SpongeBob while everyone watches. 	June 27, 2026
326	Fuck the USA 	SpongeBob anally penetrates the US flag while burning it. Meanwhile, Patrick moves to Canada to make out with some maple syrup. 	July 4, 2026
327	T is for Tits 	Sandy tries to find terrible ways to make breast milk. 	July 11, 2026
328	True Racist 	Patrick becomes a racist and becomes a big fan of race cars. The others try to cancel him for being a racist. 	July 18, 2026
329	Degenerate Souls 	The Flying Dutchman steals everyone's souls in Bikini Bottom, and to get them back they have to stop being sexual degenerates. Spoiler: they fail. 	July 25, 2026
330	Fart Fest 	SpongeBob and Patrick enter the Fart Fest contest, where everyone tries to rip out the smelliest farts possible. 	August 22, 2026
331	Paper Planes 	Patrick shoves a paper plane up his ass. That is literally it. 	August 29, 2026
332	Opinions 	Pearl harasses online Twitter users for having opinions. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs uses child labor to operate the Krusty Strip Club. 	October 3, 2026
333	Hornyween 	For Halloween this year, Patrick decides to dress up as a horny prostitute. He then promptly gets arrested. 	October 10, 2026
334	Part-Time Lover 	Patrick pays for a prostitute that's way too good at her job. Meanwhile, SpongeBob fucks himself again. 	October 17, 2026
335	Hallow-peen 	For Halloween (again), Squidward decides to color his nose pink and show it around town as a penis. 	October 31, 2026
336	Too Easy 	Mr. Krabs finds it too easy to tax evade, and he uses his evaded tax money to buy a bunch of anime pillows. 	November 14, 2026
337	Thanksgutting 	SpongeBob accidentally finds gore online and gets so hooked into it that he starts going to the Cum Bucket. 	November 21, 2026
338	The Boyfriend 	SpongeBob makes himself a robot boyfriend to sleep with, but Patrick steals him overnight to have an affair with the robot. 	November 28, 2026
339	Christmas Craps 	On Christmas Day, Patrick spends the entire day shitting himself instead of opening gifts from his best friends. 	December 5, 2026
340	Sudden Sex 	Squidward starts raping people in the Krusty Krab and calls it "sudden sex". 	December 19, 2026
341	Fappy New Year: The Squeakuel 	A sequel to the last fappy new year, Squidward decides to fap to an image of SpongeBob's ass for New Year's, much to the latter's dismay. 	January 2, 2027
342	The Sexy Pickles 	Bubble Bass seductively rubs pickles while moaning in his basement. Meanwhile, Patrick tries to recreate the SBF episode "POOP!" for a porn site. 	January 9, 2027
343	DFLKJSDLFKJSDFLSKDJFJLD 	Patrick spams this title on a keyboard, and publishes that as the entire episode. Yep, we had high hopes for this one. 	January 16, 2027
344	Forced Love 	Patrick forces Sandy to love her after finding out she cheated on him with SpongeBob. Meanwhile, SpongeBob starts selling his cum at the Krusty Krab. 	February 13, 2027
345	Getting the Milk 	This episode is just about Old Man Jenkins milking his cow... in an interesting way. 	February 27, 2027
346	Da Drip 	Something drips from Sandy's chest and nobody knows what it is. 	March 6, 2027
347	Coin and Ball Torture 	Patrick kidnaps a leprechaun and puts him in his CBT chamber. 	March 13, 2027
348	Snail Sex But for Real This Time 	Zoltan40 from SBFW visits Bikini Bottom and fucks SpongeBob's snail Gary. 	March 20, 2027
349	Mayday 	Sandy finds out she is horny for the month of May, so she fucks her calendar. 	May 1, 2027
350	Apology Episode 	The writers apologize profusely for the last episode, instead of for any other episode. 	May 8, 2027
351	Slavery Episode 	Immediately after the last episode, the writers write a fun episode about the wonderful history of slavery, featuring Gary the Snail. 	May 15, 2027
352	Everything Grease 	Ignoring the last episode, Mr. Krabs uses grease as a lubricant for some corpses on the street. 	May 22, 2027
353	Pornographycore 	An irritating fish named Alan visits Bikini Bottom all the way from Basildon to annoy the Bikini Bottomites with his porn music. It is now a battle for the right to no porn music. 	May 29, 2027
354	Shit Pics 	Squidward takes a picture of his shit to send to his doctor, but then he gets addicted to taking shit pics and sending them to other people. 	July 3, 2027
355	Naval Sex 	Bubble Bass invents a new kind of sex: naval sex. It becomes a hit until people actually try it and get lint all over their privates. 	July 10, 2027
356	Fandom Fucks 	A Fandom user has raped a Fandom staff member in Fandom City. Build the rescue helicockter. 	July 17, 2027
357	Golfpecks x Kirkburn Fanfiction 	Golfpecks reads Two Sets and reports the wiki for defamation. Meanwhile, Kirkburn has an affair with Patrick. 	July 24, 2027
358	Sex Driver 	SpongeBob updates his sex drivers, and starts fucking everything in town relentlessly. 	July 31, 2027
359	Crap Shoot 	Bored, Squidward decides to create a shit cannon to shoot his shit into the toilet. However, he shoots the shit into his own mouth... 	September 4, 2027
360	9 Eleven 	Patrick terrorizes a 7 Eleven on September 11, and everyone starts wondering if Bin Laden will come back. 	September 11, 2027
361	Obama vs. Osama 	By a massive coincidence, both Osama and Obama visit Bikini Bottom on the same day, and nobody can tell them apart! Who does Bikini Bottom have to assassinate? 	September 18, 2027
362	Party Rockers in the House Tonight	LMFAO holds their first Bikini Bottom concert, and everyone is jamming until Sans from Undertale comes and turns their good time into a bad time. Meanwhile, Sandy tries to get 69 STDs in one night to break a world record.	September 25, 2027
363	Drunken Sailors 	Mr. Krabs reunites with his navy buddies, and they all get so drunk that they start eating each other alive. Gore galore, I must say. 	October 2, 2027
364	The Holiday Whores, Part 1 	Wanting to spice up this year's holidays, Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff start to have public threesomes around town. 	December 4, 2027
365	The Holiday Whores, Part 2 	Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff all get arrested for public indecency after having a gruesome threesome at the Chum Bucket, and Plankton bails them out due to him having an excessively high libido. 	December 11, 2027
=== Season 8 ===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
366	Unlucky Leprechaun 	A random leprechaun shows up on Patrick's door, and he does unspeakable things to him. The leprechaun, I mean. 	March 11, 2028
367	The Paypig 	Squidward becomes a paypig after finding out he has sexual gratification for being insulted by women. However, he accidentally pays a literal pig who beats the shit out of his ass. 	March 18, 2028
368	Deepfaking It 	Patrick decides to create sexual deepfakes of his friends, much to literally everyone's dismay. 	March 25, 2028
369	Fetish Fiesta 	SpongeBob finds out about fetishes, and throws a "Fetish Fiesta" where everyone celebrates their own fetishes. 	April 1, 2028
370	We're Still Here 	The executives for this series wonder if people are still watching this series. They are, so they desperately throw together several rushed sex scenes of various SpongeBob characters. 	April 8, 2028
371	Post Nut Clarity 	After doing his morning routine, Patrick realizes the consequences of all his actions. And he does absolutely nothing about it. 	April 15, 2028
372	Dead. 	SpongeBob commits die. Yep. That's the entire episode. 	April 22, 2028
373	Tired of Sex 	Sandy is sick and tired of having sex, so she becomes a nun and laughs in everyone's faces. 	April 29, 2028
374	100 secs 	SpongeBob decides to have sex with Sandy exactly 100 times. Just wait until they do the same thing 1,000 times... 	May 6, 2028
375	1000 secs 	Oh god fucking damn it. I'm out. 	May 13, 2028
376	10,000 secs 	How can one person have so much fucking sex? Ask Patrick, he has a sex machine. 	May 20, 2028
377	Homophobia vs. Transphobia 	Squidward and Patrick battle to the death to see which is better: homophobia or transphobia. 	May 27, 2028
378	Drowning Underwater 	Bored, Patrick tries to drown himself underwater, which causes King Neptune to smite him. 	August 12, 2028
379	The Pass 	Squidward tries to get the legendary N-word pass, but goes on a killing spree against starfish when he finds out there is no such thing. 	August 19, 2028
380	The Obligatory Pansexual Joke 	Sandy comes out as pansexual, and everyone keeps joking that she fucks pans. In response to this, she roundhouse kicks them. 	August 26, 2028
381	The Intrusive Thoughts Won 💀 	Squidward keeps having very inappropriate intrusive thoughts, and they end up winning, so he rips off one of Mr. Krabs' eyelids and shoves it down SpongeBob's mouth. 	September 9, 2028
382	AI Sponge 	SpongeBob and Patrick find out about AI Sponge and learn a lot about sex positions and porn. They then try to do them in person, to massive failure. 	September 16, 2028
383	2006 HONDA CIVIC 	Patrick runs over Squidward with his 2006 Honda Civic, and the gore is shown in great detail. Fun! 	September 23, 2028
384	Fish Smoothie 	SpongeBob finds some fish on the street and puts them in a blender. Yum! 	September 30, 2028
385	Incest... Again. 	Patrick does his mom again, akin to Chris Chan in 2021. 	November 4, 2028
386	Fuck the Veterans' Day 	For Veterans' Day, Patrick decides to smash Sandy, who was a veteran in the great Texan War of 2024. 	November 11, 2028
387	Russell Brand Visits Bikini Bottom	Russell Brand visits Bikini Bottom, and becomes the new fry cook at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob then tries to kill him. 	November 18, 2028
388	Leapfrog! 	SpongeBob and Patrick play an extremely sexual game of leapfrog, and Squidward watches it, lube in hand. 	November 25, 2028
389	A Very Antichristly Christmas 	Satan kills Santa, and has sex with his corpse while all of Bikini Bottom is forced to watch. 	December 22, 2028
390	Help Wanted II 	Literally just Help Wanted, but someone drew lewd pictures all over it. 	December 29, 2028
391	The Gay Horror Film 	SpongeBob creates a gay horror film with Patrick, but Patrick puts in several Rule 34 gay furry images throughout the film without SpongeBob noticing. They get sued out their asses and shit. 	February 2, 2029
392	The Cum Bucket 	After the Krusty Krab starts selling cum, Plankton gets the idea to rebrand the Chum Bucket into the Cum Bucket, which attracts many customers. What they don't know, however, is that the cum is filled with CHUM!!!!!!!!	February 2, 2029
393	Gore Gorge 	SpongeBob and Patrick visit the rumored "Gore Gorge", where peak gore lives. 	February 9, 2029
394	The Tummy Turds 	Turds start shooting out of Patrick's stomach, and he goes to the doctor to figure out how to cure it. 	February 9, 2029
395	Lost Sanity 	The SBSP Go! cast loses their sanity, so they have to fetch it back somehow. 	February 16, 2029
396	It's As Shrimple As That 	SpongeBob has sex with Angie from . 	February 16, 2029
397	Mental State 	SpongeBob becomes Illinois and starts Illinoying people. LOL! 😂😂😂 	March 10, 2029
398	Lost in the Sauce 	Patrick presses his face to Sandy's tits and gets lost. 	March 14, 2029
399	Plankton Farts and Dies (Real) 	As the title says, Plankton farts and dies (and it is real, very detailed) 	March 15, 2029
400	👋 	The SBSP Go! cast recollect their fondest memories of the series, and wave goodbye to the audience. 	March 16, 2029
==Trivia==
*The show premiered on the 69th day of 2019.
*This show is intentionally bad. The badder, the better.
*The episodes per season are identical to those of Teen Titans Go!, which is what the show is a parody of.
*After episode 192, the show's rating went up to Z.
*Until season 4, the show was in 1080p
**Season 4 onwards, the show is in 2160p
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