Everybody Dies/Murder Mansion/The Reunion

The Reunion is the most iconic thing in this piece of shit.
== Episode ==
=== Part One ===
Everyone is in a stage, sitting on chairs. Eight are on the right, other eight are on the left. Monokuma is in the middle. Tom and Rantaro are making out throughout the entire episode.
MONOKUMA: HEY BITCHES! Welcome to the first ever reunion episode of Murder Mansion.
Everyone waves at the camera.
MONOKUMA: ok lets address the elephant in the room, we have received enough backlash and we will not brainwash our contestants next season ok so stop fucking annoying me tumblr u piece of cuck shit
MONOKUMA: before we get into the tea of the season im gonna tell everyone in part two, i will give these awards out: most robbed, this person will win the title of most robbed of the season and will win a 7 dollar amazon gift card; fan favorite will win the power to kill trump and tsumugi shirogane and takeover mars and start her own galaxy; and the cuntiest cunt who shouldve actually died, this person will be assassinated in public by the fan favorite
MONOKUMA: ok so, this season had a lot of murder but also a lot of drama, and the first one to go was emerson. emerson, how do you feel about being the first one to get murdered?
EMERSON: that was obviously such a robbery cause we all know that everyone was gonna watch this for me but hm k choices
Paris and Sister start cackling while Emerson looks offended.
PARIS: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD IM OFFICIALLY DEAD BURY ME
SISTER: i havent had such a good laugh since my own daughter told me she was an athiest
EMERSON: um we all know im fan favorite lol right im fucking fan favorite
PARIS: emerson.......the only reason youre still relevant in this world is bc of me. you have been since day one of big brother roblox obsessed with me bc you obviously know im a star and you would only get screentime if you started shit with me
SHAY: truth tea
EMERSON: excuse me i am amaizng
PARIS: im beyonce and ur michelle dont even bitch
SHAY: cackles
SERENA: emerson please speak english i cant understand idiot
TAYLOR: you tried serena, you tried
SERENA: thats all i do
FAT AMY: oooh
CATTY: this is biterific im so scarantertained
MONOKUMA: ok so are you "people" - and i use that term loosely stares at catty - done
PARIS: wait a sec monokuma
PARIS: we all know youre gonna win cuntiest cunt emerson and i cant wait to see you getting impaled by a nerf gun in your genitals thank you
EMERSON: ok, monokuma, may i respond
MONOKUMA: our next contestant that died was serena chacha lets talk about that serena
Emerson looks pissed.
SERENA: i definetly think that i was robbed and fuck you sonya
SONYA: sorry for doing my job, plus like no one cared so
MONOKUMA: ok thats enough serena im tired of listening and looking at your everything
MONOKUMA: fat amy, how have you been
FAT AMY: ive been amazing as always ive gained weight and i was cast in the broadway hairspray revival production
MONOKUMA: werk
MONOKUMA: so what was your favorite and least favorite moment?
FAT AMY: favorite moment i have to say sister as a whole she is an icon and i hope you win fan favorite cause u are a queen, least favorite moment when i got robbed
CRIM: bitch you literally walked to your death, you robbed yourself
TOM: tea
CLAIRE: omg u stopped making out with rantaro only now thats a new time record
TOM: yas
FAT AMY: ok sure whatever but i feel like i shouldve lasted longer than fucking trinity
TRINITY: excuse me bitch
RANTARO: the shade of it all
TOM: ive trained u so good randaddy
Tom and Rantaro start making out again and don't speak for the rest of Part One.
FAT AMY: name one thing you did in the entire season other than getting decapitated by sonya, quickly
Trinity shuts up.
MONOKUMA: ok so
MONOKUMA: who died next
SISTER: i wonder
MONOKUMA: omg yes sister, early on people thought you were the frontrunner of this season, what happened?
SISTER: what happened is that the ponytailed bitch whose name i wont mention decided to rob me, jk i love and respect you sonya
SONYA: aww ty
MONOKUMA: yes, you two have grown a friendship
SISTER: it all started a week ago we got drunk backstage
SONYA: best day of my life
MONOKUMA: what would you have done differently in the season?
SISTER: nothing, i was the first one to figure out the murderer and everything that was going on its not my fault sonya noticed me and killed me
MONOKUMA: alright
CHELSEA: MY TURN, ok so i feel like
MONOKUMA: ew this bitch, can we cut to commercial
Chelsea looks pissed.
MONOKUMA: ok well be right back once we update this fucking page meanwhile keep waiting and praise atua
=== Part Two ===
After the commercial break...
MONOKUMA: hello we are back
MONOKUMA: now lets move to our next victim, her death was tragic
CHELSEA: omg i know ri--
MONOKUMA: TRINITY K BONET! How did it feel being decapitate--
CHELSEA: OKE UXUSCIUIEWHFUSJDFHUISDHEFUCK YOU EXCUSE ME IM DONE
Everyone looks at Chelsea.
CHELSEA: I AM OVER THIS I WILL NOT BE ANTAGONIZED OR HUMILLIATED ANY LOGNER BITCH
Chelsea throws herself on top of Monokuma until she is taken off the stage by security.
MONOKUMA: ok so that happened
TAYLOR: you should sue her
MONOKUMA: so trinity, how did it feel?
TRINITY: it felt--
SERENA: speak english
Trinity snatches Serena's wig and throws it off the stage.
TRINITY: as I was saying, I think I had the worst death
CATTY: is everyone literally going to ignore i was impaled by various spears
TRINITY: and I think I couldve survived but the killer decided to attack me
TAYLOR: trinity sis, we already have tom, we don't need another floater
Tom stops making out with Rantaro and turns to Taylor.
TOM: what the fuck did you just say to me bitch
TAYLOR: lets face it, you shouldnt have survived, you basically did nothing other than sucking rantaro's dick
TOM: taylor... taylor... are you fucking serious... what did you do on this fucking game? NOTHING
TAYLOR: oH YOU WANNA GO ILL WRITE A UFCKING SONG ABOUT YOU on my soon to be hit album
MONOKUMA: im sorry CAN WE STOP GOING OFF TOPIC WERE TALKING ABOUT TRINITY FFS
CATTY: one of those spears hit me in the face
MONOKUMA: catty noir yes queen so how did it feel to get robbed like that
CATTY: i fucking hate it im the queen of everybody dies idc what anyone has to say im the GHOUL of everybody dies
CATTY: also liam ik ur fucking claire on the side and ik if we fucked it would lowkey be bestiality but i need a good dicking
MONOKUMA: isnt there guys at scaramerica
CATTY: ive blown all of them i wanna fuck a normie
MONOKUMA: ok so anyways, paris and shay
PARIS: heyy
MONOKUMA: you two were inseparable from the beginning
SHAY: you know when we first met in BBR i dismissed her as an airhead dumb piece of shit which you know she is but shes tolerable and i like her so
PARIS: yeah this
MONOKUMA: ok we are currently running out of time/i am getting bored so lets finish this up quick, taylor hows life
TAYLOR: i just wanna say i will see tom in the courtroom, also buy my album
CATTY: omg tom its our cue
TOM: omg yes we need to do it
MONOKUMA: oh right i almost forgot, catty and tom made this single together its called royalty enjoy
Catty and Tom stand up and the music starts playing, as they dance their choreography.MONOKUMA: wow im sobbing
MONOKUMA: so rantaro
TOM: actually me and rantaro are gonna leave were too horny to keep filming this
RANTARO: its true
Tom and Rantaro leave while also making out at the same time.
MONOKUMA: NOW LETS GO TO OUR SURVIVORS, CRIM, CLAIRE, TOM but hes gone AND LIAM
MONOKUMA: so crim what have you been up to?
CRIM: slaying roblox comps and watching kuwtk mostly
Shay eyerolls.
MONOKUMA: shay is there something youd like to say
SHAY: ok we literally all know crim stole my flood escape 2 winner crown and i will kill you whenever i have the chance bitch i already got away with murder twice i will not hesitate
CRIM: mood
SISTER: ew shay stop u sounded really emerson
SHAY: dont joke about that
EMERSON: what is that supposed to mean
MONOKUMA: anyways, claire and liam you two were not the most obvious showmance but you blossomed into a romantic interest in each other
CLAIRE: ok so monokuma i want to announce when we were in italy illuminati reunion when we tried to hunt down veronica graf me and liam got super drunk and he asked me to marry him so were engaged
LIAM: i love you claire
CLAIRE: aww thanks, i guess ur good
Liam looks dissappointed.
MONOKUMA: ok now its time to announce the winners of our awards. first up, most robbed. the award of most robbed goes to...
MONOKUMA: FAT AMY! You've won a seven dollar amazon gift card
FAT AMY: omg thank you
SISTER: omg yes queen im so proud of you
Fat Amy and Sister hug.
MONOKUMA: next award is cuntiest cunt... the award goes to...
MONOKUMA: SISTER WHORE SASSY!
SISTER: ok what the fuck
MONOKUMA: hold up a second no somethings wrong
Monokuma checks the envelope and notices it's the Fan Favorite award.
MONOKUMA: oh my bad, you won fan favorite!
SISTER: oh well duh
MONOKUMA: as your reward youve won the election to become the new president of united states of america
SISTER: yess lets make america religious again
SONYA: werk
SERENA: ok but wait who does the cuntiest cunt award go to
MONOKUMA: i mean it obviously goes to emerson right
EMERSON: what what the fuck i am the fan favorite and if im not i know i came in second people cant get enough of my truth tea
MONOKUMA (receiving the envelope): yep its emerson
MONOKUMA: it seems like our reunion has finally ended, so please enjoy this three minute sequence as we dance to "royalty" and watch sister murder emerson with a nerf gun. SEE YOU NEXT SEASON ON EVERYBODY DIES!!
Everyone twerks their booty to "Royalty" as Sister grabs a nerf gun taunting Emerson.
SISTER: GET READY TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER
EMERSON: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE ENDCategory:Everybody Dies Episodes
Category:Murder Mansion Episodes