(Not So) Elite Penguin Force: The End

==Prologue: The End of the Beginning and the Beginning of the End or Something Like That I Think==
Chill: I'm bored and the parties all sock :(
Mario: Speaking of parties, can we talk about how they haven't stopped since like, April or something I don't rly care enough to remember so :D
CK: I hate to be Herbert but come on this is ridiculous :|
Meanwhile, Herbert is spying on them because he's creepy and stuff.
Herbert: So the penguins are sick of the constant parties too eh?
Klutzy: Click ka-click.
Herbert: Klutzy, I have a brilliant plan! Now listen closely...
Klutzy: Clickity click?
Herbert: No, this isn't a little lesson in trickery. First, I'll destroy all the Club Penguin Island Party decorations! Then, they'll make ME king of the island, and I will force them to make it warm! Then they will celebrate me saving them from all the parties and throw a party! I'M A GENIUS!
Klutzy: ...Clickity click ka-click click.
Herbert: What? It makes perfect sense. They hate the parties, I stop the party, they throw a party for me... Oh. Well then. I bet you think you're so smart, don't you?
Klutzy: Click ka-click! ^_^
Herbert: Grrr... I miss Protobot. He was a lot less snarky. Too bad I used the parts to repair my toaster.
Prototoaster: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE POLAR BEAR! EVEN IF IT TAKES TWO THOUSAND MILLENNIA! JUST YOU WAIT!
Herbert: Well, once they crown me king, I will simply ban parties forever! So there. Let's go!
Back with the penguins...
CK: I miss 2011 :(
Mario: I mean I could do without the Marweeish but yeah
Herbert: Don't worry penguins! I, Herbert P. Bear, Esquire, am here to save the day!
Chill: ...wat
Herbert: Oh, I'm destroying the party decorations.
Mario: You can't do that >:|
Herbert: ...But earlier you were saying all the parties were terrible.
Mario: Well yeah they are but for some reason we still have an obligation to stop you I guess.
Herbert: But that's stupid.
Mario: Hey, I didn't write this story.
???: OW!
CK: Do you really need to make his name a bunch of question marks, we all know who it is by now.
Chill: Yeah, this is like the 15th story, we get the drill by now.
???: STOP BREAKING MEEEEEEE ;-;
Mario: Yeah but what about those like 3 reboots that were terrible and aren't canon
Chill: Oh those don't count
???: So are you guys just going to keep ignoring me or do we get to fight?
Mario: Flip a coin :D
???: But I don't have any hands...
Mario: Welp you're scrooed then, sorry :D
Chill: Also nobody really does RPG battles anymore soooo...
???: TOO BAD! YOU WILL FIGHT ME!
CK: Fine but only when your name stops being a "mystery".
Herbert: I'm still here guys...
Chill: Yeah author fix that plz
Shy Guy: Oops, sorry.
PT: Why do you get to be the author? This is like the last story forever and I'm like the only other one people care about!
Goomba: Rude...
Koopa: Yeah, I'm feeling a little offended.
Bullet Bill: Same here.
Larry Koopa: Guys someone left the oven on and now all the muffins are burnt.
But that was SOOOOO not what we were talking about!
Mario: I understood that reference :D
PT: Well no offense guys but Shy Guy and I are the only authors that got to write more than one story and I'm cooler than him so yeah.
Shy Guy: Hey! >:|
PT: Dude, you marathon Mickey Mouse Clubhouse like, every day.
Shy Guy: ...
CK: Isn't this a little long for a prologue
Fourth Wall: OW! Hey, you can't hurt me before the battle even starts?
Chill: Is there even going to be a battle?
Fourth Wall: YES!
Larry Koopa: I'm going to make a new batch of muffins.
Fourth Wall: RPG BATTLE COMMENCE!
*Boss: Fourth Wall
Fourth Wall: HA HA HA! YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME THIS TIME! (1/10)
Chill: Uh, your HP's a little low there...
Fourth Wall: It is? Aw cr-
Shy Guy: KEEP IT G-RATED!
Mario: I mean, we're all teenagers and/or adults here, I think we're allowed to say cr-
Shy Guy: KEEP. IT. G-RATED.
Mario: But do we really have to?
Shy Guy: Yes.
And then Mario got turned into a potato chip for arguing with me.
Mario: :|
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke
Fourth Wall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0/10)
Chill: Dang that was pathetic
==Chapter 1: The Chapter Where The End of the Beginning and the Beginning of the End Actually Starts==
Fourth Wall: I want my mason...
Herbert: So while you were doing whatever that was, I stole the party decorations and now they're at the bottom of the ocean. So, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WON!
CK: Oh, okay.
Herbert: Wh- but earlier you said you had to stop me!
Chill: Well yeah but the party was terrible so it doesn't really matter that much.
Herbert: ...YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! ALL OF YOU!
Mario: You were here in 2011 right? Now THAT was bad.
Chill: Is it still canon that I have a black hole in my head instead of a brain or something?
Fourth Wall: Talk about kicking a man when he's down... well, a wall... ;-;
Black Hole In Chill's Mind Which Kinda Makes Him Dumb But Not Anymore Because He Went To College And Got A PhD: Yeah, I'm still here but as my newly renamed name implies I went to college and got a PhD so congrats! You're not stupid anymore.
Chill: Yey :D
Black Hole In Chill's Mind Which Kinda Makes Him Dumb But Not Anymore Because He Went To College And Got A PhD: Well, not as stupid anyway.
Chill: Rood :(
Gary: Herbert! You are under arrest for destroying the entire Club Penguin Island Party!
Herbert: What? NOOOOOOOOO!
Gary: You were informed like everyone else on the island that Our Supreme Penguin Overlord Her Highness Megg has ruled that there must be parties forever! This was supposed to last us an entire month and now there's nothing!
DUN DUN DUN
Chill: Wau that was fancy
PT: You can thank yours truly for that one :D So can I be the author now?
Shy Guy: Ehh, maybe... HEY LOOK A LAWNMOWER!
PT: WHERE?!
PT runs away.
Shy Guy: Hahaha... works every time.
Herbert: I DEMAND A LAWYER!
Gary: Sorry, Our Supreme Penguin Overlord Her Highness Megg said so. You don't get a lawyer if you break any of Our Supreme Penguin Overlord Her Highness Megg's laws.
CK: Wait, Herbert's been running around and doing all this villain stuff since, like, 2007, one step ahead of you guys the whole time, and you're just NOW arresting him with no issues whatsoever because "Megg said so"?
Gary: Well, because of that and... Magic :)
Chill: smh this isn't 2011, you can't just go "Magic :)" and have everything work out :|
Gary: Magic :) DANGIT
Chill: Fine, Magic :) then :(
Fourth Wall: Well I, for one, am going to go somewhere where I'm APPRECIATED! Does anybody have Donald Trump's phone number?
Brook: GUYS!!!
Mario: Oh no it's Brook D:
Brook: OUR SUPREME PENGUIN OVERLORD HER HIGHNESS MEGG FAVORITED MY TWEET!!! <3
CK: LMGT leaves, Johnny leaves, Awesome leaves, GGD leaves, Kyle leaves, Drpepper leaves, LM96 leaves, and of all the people that stick around we're stuck with Brook. :|
Chill: RIP LMGT :(
Mario: @pwn Brookelas
kristin shows up and @pwns Brook.
Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mario: Well, at least we still get to do that :D
Chill: Sooooo... what do you guys wanna do now?
CK: I dunno.
Mario: It's too bad we're not in a more interesting universe tbh
Chill: Well this place WAS pretty interesting...
FLASHBACK!
Gary: HERBERT!
Then a million clones of Dot attacked all things random - starting with themselves which destroyed them. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of the Thingamabob 3001 and a purple cannon from System Defender began shooting Thingamajigs. Kirby inhaled a Thingamajig.
Kirby: Needs more salt!
Then the Thingamabob made two gloves come out that sprinkled salt on each Thingamajig. Kirby ate them all until he was very fat.
Explorer: O_O
Then he went into Phreaker Mode and Mabel ran across and threw jelly on Kirby. Once all that happened Kirby was normal again. Then a Fanon logo fell on Gary and Kirby inhaled the Fanon logo. Then it got mad and made a clone of itself. Kirby ate the clone and swallowed Gary's Nintendo DS.
END FLASHBACK
Mario: I meant "interesting" interesting, not "weird" interesting. Also, recycled content smh
Chill: I miss when Billybob was in charge...
???: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
CK: Well now you've gone and triggered the MeggBots :(
Chill: oh no
MeggBot: WHO EXPRESSED DISTATE OF THE RULE OF OUR SUPREME PENGUIN OVERLORD HER HIGHNESS MEGG?
Chill: Uh, that guy did.
Fonzie takes a bite out of a sandwich.
Fonzie: 'eyyyyy B)
Mario: Hey, Quacker deleted you in a flashback in A (Not So) Grand Return!
Fonzie: I came back because I'm so cool B)
MeggBot: IT'S TREASON THEN!
Fonzie: Wut?
MeggBot: OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
MeggBot does some sort of spin in the air and kills Fonzie.
Chill: Nevermind this place is still random :D
Apple Kid: EAT AT JOE'S!
Suddenly, confetti!
Chill: Wanna go hang out with Hat and Shark?
Mario: I don't see why not
And so they went to Hat and Shark's igloo without any input from CK whatsoever because the conversation didn't need him to speak.
CK: What?
Shy Guy: Just roll with it.
???: BLEH HEH HEH! BLECK!
Chill: Seriously cut it out with the "???" stuff already, their first line always makes it obvious who it is :|
Shy Guy: NO! IT'S MY STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Constructive criticism only pl0x!
Mario: I understood that reference too :D
Count Bleck: I am Count Bleck and I am going to destroy all worlds! Nobody destroys all worlds better than me! I am the greatest at destroying all worlds! And it will be amazing!
CK: Uh, you've changed a little...
Count Bleck: Oh, sorry.
Count Bleck takes off his top hat and throws his Trump wig away.
Count Bleck: I felt weird ever since I put that thing on. What was I saying again?
Chill: Wait, this isn't right. Usually we have to fight O'Chunks, THEN fight Mimi, THEN fight Dimentio, and then we finally get to fight you.
Count Bleck: Oh, well you see, Count Bleck's minion budget ran out, soooo...
O'Chunks: DON'T WORRY COUNT! EHM 'ERE TO 'ELP!
Count Bleck: O'Chunks? You look a little... off today.
O'Chunks???: EH, WOT? EHM THE REAL O'CHUNKS! PERHAPS YEH NEED YERSELF A NEW MONOCLE, EH COUNT? HEH HEH HEH!
Count Bleck: Count Bleck believes it has been a while, actually... Ah, where was I? Oh right. Destroy all worlds and stuff, LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE!
*Boss: Count Bleck and O'Chunks???
Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH! BLECK! (80/80)
O'Chunks???: AH LOVE UNICORNS! (5/5)
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > O'Chunks???
O'Chunks???: OW! (3/5)
Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > O'Chunks???
O'Chunks???: EY! YOU 'URT MEH! CHUNKS-A CRY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (0/5)
The disguise falls off.
Count Bleck: What the bleck?!
Pookie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (5/5)
CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Pookie
Pookie: OWIE Q~Q (0/5)
Pookie runs away crying.
Count Bleck: And now for my special attack!
Count Bleck > Attacks > Void of Doom > All
Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH! BLECK!
Count Bleck summons some sort of void thing from his wand thing.
Count Bleck: And now your games are over, I would say it was nice knowing you but Count Bleck does not like to lie.
Chill, Mario, and CK hide behind a cardboard cutout of Chill which gets sucked into the void.
Count Bleck: How does that even work?!
Chill: Magic :)
Chill > Items > Eraser
Chill erases the first 8 in Count Bleck's HP.
Count Bleck: You can't do that! That's cheating! (0/80)
Shy Guy: ...I'll allow it.
Count Bleck: BLECK! I didn't even want to destroy all worlds!
Count Bleck teleports away.
==Chapter 2: BAMBOOZLED AGAIN==
Chill, Mario, and CK go inside Hat Pop's igloo.
Hat Pop: Hey guys. What was all the commotion out there?
Chill: Oh, we were just fighting a pookie in a costume and some sort of world destroying guy with magic powers. But it's okay, I defeated him with an eraser! :D
Hat Pop: If you didn't want to tell me you could've just said so.
Mario: Are you forgetting what universe we're living in?
Hat Pop: Touché.
Suddenly, Perapin appears out of nowhere.
Everyone: PERAPIN?!??!?
Pera: Did I do it? Did I FINALLY escape the universe?
Chill: Nope, you're just 2 years into the future of the same universe.
Pera: Oh ball of string.
Pera disappears again.
Hat Pop: I really don't miss that guy.
HAT POP JOINED THE PARTY!
Hat Pop: But I didn't say I was going to...
HAT POP JOINED THE PARTY!
CK: No need to kill our ears smh
HAT POP JOINED THE PARTY!!!!!!!
Hat Pop: Well since the author is going to kill our eardrums until I join I guess I'll join.
HAT POP JOINED THE PARTY!!!!!!!
Mario: DANGIT SHY GUY
Shy Guy: lol deal with it
Suddenly, the universe was a pineapple.
Chill: Wait rly?
Isai: Oops, I lied
Shy Guy: Dangit Isai this is my author's booth >:(
Shy Guy kicks Isai out of the author's booth and he lands on Chill's head.
Chill: ow ;-;
PT: I still say I should get to write this story :|
Isai: Uh no! A prol-
ISAI JOINED THE PARTY!
Chill: No he didn't, Isai is banned from The Party smh
ISAI GOT BANNED FROM THE PARTY!
Isai: rood :(
Chill: But ur a pleb
Isai: tro
CK: @pwn Agent Isai
kristin breaks through the window and pwns Isai, putting an Isai-shaped hole in Hat Pop's ceiling.
Hat Pop: So which one of you three wants to pay the bill for that?
Mario: Guys, I have a proposal :D
Chill: o rly?
Mario: We should get Bro to pay for it!!!
CK: But he lives up in his fancy mansion and doesn't like to talk to us anymore :(
Mario: Well obviously our mission is to go bother him and trespass on his private property then :D
CK: smh but we're law-abiding penguins
Chill: I mean, we've stolen a pirate ship multiple times, and we've broken into so many secret lairs that I've lost count, also I was never counting so meh
CK: Fair enough, let's go :D
Suddenly Shark runs into Hat Pop's igloo and locks the door behind him.
Shark: Well you're not going out that way, there's too much paparazzi. Suddenly I regret becoming an animator...
Chill: We can cut a hole through the wall and escape that way :D
Hat Pop: Whyyyyyyy :(
CK: I have a better plan that doesn't involve the further destruction of HP's igloo :D
CK unlocks the door.
Shark: Are you nuts?
Star kirby12: IT'S THE-
Obi-Wan Kenobi pops out of the floor.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You do not want to reference that garbage.
Star kirby12: I do not want to reference that garbage.
Star kirby12 explodes. Obi-Wan disappears back into the floor.
CK: They went to the Town! If you hurry you might catch them!
Fireboom14: How stupid do you think we are?
CK: Oh, okay.
CK goes back inside and closes the door.
Fireboom14: Quick, to the Town!
The crowd runs to the Town to get autographs.
CK: And we're set B)
The Party runs toward the Beach. Speaking of The Party, SHARK JOINED THE PARTY!
Shark: But I didn't-
Hat Pop: Just go with it, trust me...
General Grievous: I SMELL A JEDI!
Chill: But how can you smell, you don't even have a nose
General Grievous: DON'T QUESTION ME! NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE JEDI? I NEED ANOTHER FINE ADDITION FOR MY COLLECTION!
Hat Pop: Huh? ...Oh.
Hat Pop brushes Obi-Wan's beard hair off of her left shoe. Yes, it's important that it's her left shoe.
Shark: But is it really?
PT: Silence, nonbeliever!
Shy Guy: Hey! I'm writing this story!
General Grievous: SO GENERAL KENOBI WAS HERE! WHERE DID HE GO?
Mario: Uh... down, I guess?
General Grievous: ...FINE THEN!
General Grievous uses his lightsabers to tunnel down underground and falls into Herbert's old tunnels.
General Grievous: OW!
Chill: That was weird. Let's just hijack the Migrator again already :D
Rockhopper: Ahoy there!
Chill: Oh cr-
Shy Guy: KEEP IT G-RATED!
Mario: Oh look, a package!
Rockhopper: Arr! A package for me?
Rockhopper turns to look for the package and The Party steals the Migrator while he isn't looking.
Rockhopper: I don't see any package! Where be... where did they go? I must be havin' hallucinations! Better get some stinky cheese!
Rockhopper turns to go back on the Migrator, but it's missing.
Rockhopper: ...I be goin' crazy...
Meanwhile on the Migrator...
Chill: First stop, Bro's island thing :D
Suddenly, Yarr jumps off the Crow's Nest and lands on Shark's head.
Shark: Ow.
Yarr: *aggressive squeaking*
CK: Uh, are we about to-
*Boss: Yarr
CK: We're about to.
Chill: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Shy Guy: If it makes you feel better, I can skip your turns and let Yarr have the first move instead :D
Chill: Well on second thought-
Shy Guy: That's great, enjoy! :D
Mario: Why didn't PT get to write this story :(
PT: HA!
Yarr > Attacks > Cannonball > Chill
Chill: ow ;-; (5/15)
Chill > Attacks > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER-
Mario: Let me just stop you right there tbh
Chill: wot
Mario: Over 9000 has been a dead meme for so long at this point, try something fresh.
Chill: Oh, okay... uh... it's treason, then, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Yarr: ;-; (5/10)
Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Yarr: ;~; (2/10)
CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber
Yarr: Q~Q (0/10)
Yarr disappears into a bunch of clouds and turns out to be...
Doopliss: YUK YUK YUK! Miss me, slick?
Chill: ...Who are you exactly?
Doopliss: Of course you di- WHAT? Y-you don't remember ME? The great Doopliss?
CK: I thought you were King Boo.
Doopliss: NO! I'm the guy from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door! I can't believe you idiots don't remember me! I stole your identity like ten times!
Chill: Are you sure?
Doopliss: Okay well you guys are ticking me off so I'm just going to kill you all now, have a nice day.
Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede
Doopliss: Ow! Not cool! (35/40)
Shark > Attacks > Troll
Doopliss: Hey :( (30/40)
Doopliss > Attacks > Transform
Protobot???: How do you like me now slick? And now I get to use another attack because I just do.
Mario: Is that legal?
Shy Guy: Well, uh, technically... I don't really care so just go with it.
Protobot??? > Attacks > Crush > CK
CK: ow (5/15)
Chill > Attacks > Megaphone
Chill: It's treason, then... OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Protobot???: Don't do that again slick, it damages my circuits! (25/40)
Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Protobot???: Not the glass! I'm starting to regret my choice of transformation. (22/40)
CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber
Protobot???: GAH! (17/40)
Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede
Protobot???: Get these rabbits away from me! (12/40)
Shark > Attacks > Troll
Protobot???: Grr... (7/40)
Protobot??? > Attacks > Transform
Kermit???: What? NO! THIS FORM IS USELESS! Oh well, better try.
Kermit??? > Attacks > Ribbit
...but it had no effect!
Yoda: NO! Do or do not! There is no try! That is why you fail!
Kermit???: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Chill > Attacks > Megaphone
Chill: It's treason, then... OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Kermit???: Go scream your memes somewhere else slick (2/40)
Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Doopliss turns back into his original form.
Doopliss: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY (0/40)
==Chapter 3: Bothering Rich People==
Doopliss: From my point of view, I lost because of that stupid frog. I'm going to go get my revenge, later slicks.
Doopliss jumps off the Migrator, transforms into the Kraken and swims away.
CK: I think we just made zero progress toward Bro's island.
Goombario: Don't worry guys, I'm steering the ship! :D
Hat Pop: You don't even have arms.
Goombario: Shh, don't tell anyone!
Hat Pop: Everyone who sees you knows.
Goombario: Oh... :(
Goombario explodes.
Mario: I'll drive! Captain Mario to the rescue! :D I would put on my pirate costume but CP's inventory is terrible so I don't really want to.
Suddenly the Migrator crashes on the shore.
Mario: FREAKIN' GOOMBARIO
Butler-tron: WELCOME TO MASTER THEBROMASTER'S PRIVATE ISLAND. WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE HERE TODAY.
CK: lol what's this thing supposed to be
Butler-tron: I AM AN ANDROID CREATED BY MASTER THEBROMASTER TO ATTEND TO ALL HIS NEEDS BECAUSE HE IS, AND I QUOTE, "TOO LAZY TO DO IT HIMSELF".
Shark: "Master TheBroMaster"? Isn't that redundant?
Butler-tron: I ONLY SAY WHAT I AM PROGRAMMED TO SAY, SIR.
Chill: Well we're here to get Bro's money :D
Butler-tron: SO YOU ARE THIEVES, THEN?
Chill: Nah we're good friends with Bro, we go way back and stuff
Butler-tron: I HAVE NO RECORD OF ANY OF YOU IN MY MEMORY BANKS. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION.
Chill: Actually we were just about to leave bai
The Party runs away from Butler-tron.
Butler-tron: HOLD STILL. I AM TRYING TO ANNIHILATE YOU.
Mario: dang Bro's really boring now smh
CK: Which is why it's even more fun to bother him B)
Chill: Well here we are, let's do this thing :D
The Party enters Bro's mansion.
5 hours later...
Chill: He's gotta be in here, right?
Chill opens the door and they're back at the entrance.
Hat Pop: I think we just went in every room in this entire mansion except the one we were supposed to.
Chill: Yeah, probably :(
5 more hours later...
Chill: YO BRO
Butler-tron: MASTER THEBROMASTER. INTRUDERS ARE COMING TO STEAL YOUR- OH.
Bro: What do you plebs want now B|
Chill: We came to get you to pay for damages we accidentally did to Hat's igloo and stuff cuz you're rich and we don't really wanna pay for it so :D
Bro: Nah
Butler-tron: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO ANNIHILATE THEM, MASTER THEBROMASTER?
Bro: Eh, sure
CK: smh Broseef
Bro: Take it outside though, I don't want you to get my office all messy B/
Butler-tron tosses The Party out a window and jumps after them.
Chill: whee :D
*Boss: Butler-tron
Butler-tron: PREPARE FOR ANNI-
General Grievous drops out of nowhere and chops Butler-tron in half.
Butler-tron: OH Nooooooooooo...
General Grievous: GAH! I COULDN'T FIND GENERAL KENOBI! ONE OF YOU MUST BE HIM IN DISGUISE! PROBABLY THE ONE WITH THE RABBIT EARS!
Hat Pop: ...Seriously?
*Actual Boss: General Grievous
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