Misheard/Misread words.

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Original Text/saying: 	Misheard/Misread thing: 	Misread or Misheard?	Heard/Read by... 		
Wait while I inhale my juice. 	You have failed the moose. 	Misheard. 	Matildafish 		
Jason clutched the photo 	Jason clutched the potato. 	Misread. 	Ella the Moose 		
Please explain? 	Fleas in pain. 	Misheard. 	Evie the Blue Llama		
What the furniture? 	Hot crossed manure. 	Misheard. 	Ella the Moose 		
The atomic number of rubidium 	Hey Tomas, you're an idiot 	Misheard. 	Tom the Thumb 		
Trying to make some earplugs with whatever he could find.	Filling his earmuffs with soup. 	Misread 	Ella the Moose 		
Efficient space 	A fish in space 	Misheard 	Matildafish 		
We are family 	We are ham and cheese 	Misheard 	Ievalin 		
Pretty pretty please? 	Sitting on my cheese? 	Misheard 	Ievalin 		
I think a cat just jumped off the roof 	I think a cactus jumped off the roof	Misheard 	Stanfish 		
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