Fobbies Are Borange vs Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

Starmen.net's old online radio show, Fobbies Are Borange, and LittleKuriboh's parody fandub, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series, rap against each other to see which parody featuring corruptions of characters is better.
Beat: Game Face
==Lyrics==
(Ness is in red, Yugi is in blue, Yami Yugi is in dark blue, Paula is in pale pink, Jeff is in pale green, Poo is in light grey, Tea Gardner is in pink, Joey Wheeler is in green, Tristan Taylor is in brown, Ninten is in kinda pale red, Jaden Yuki is in dark red, and Jack Atlas is in gold.)
=== Ness: ===
(0:18)
Oh, boy! I sure do love knocking your domino ass over here today! 
And to start with something simple: another dude inside you? So gay! 
But hey! I don’t judge that kind of thing. Really, you can do you! 
Hah! But seriously, I’ll take you down so fast with some Shaq Fu! 
Abusive and demanding, you’re even worse of a person than Paula is! 
Even if you made more sense than your plot shit, you couldn’t hope to beat alla this! 
Hit ya with a PK Rockin Omega! You’re weaker than a little Kuriboh! 
Try and duel me? Please! Everyone would rather be without Yugi! (OH!) 
=== Yugi Muto: ===
(0:36)
This Fobby is borin’. His radio show blows and will never reach my fame 
So, no video? Lame! Man, you’re up against the king of games! 
You’re lamer than Jaden! (Hey!) I think it’s about time to teach this hoe! 
Super special awesome ultra sexy transformation sequence, go! 
=== Yami Yugi: ===
(0:45)
I’m back, baby. Quickly spitting sick like it’s “Holy Ra!” 
Why don’t you go get distracted by something shiny, or at least call your own mama? 
Someone fetch me a better rapper! Preferably someone who can actually spit! 
Now go and cry me a river. I’ll just build abridge and get over it! 
=== Fobbies Are Borange: ===
(0:54)
Attention, rapper! Your show’s quality has gone down the toilet! 
Why don’t you get back to making shit instead of always making fans wait?! 
That didn’t rhyme. Huh? Yeah, Ness, you should put in a little more effort 
But it’s so duuuumb! Then we shall lay the sick rhymes and they’ll get hurt! 
You know, you really can’t rap. While you know we always go hard! 
Screwing you over like you were the rules, it’s called a bitch slap, retard 
Your show doesn’t work. It’s broken, and no all-nighters could fix it much 
It’s in the Player’s Guide, we’ll win! Give that back, you mOTHER- MIND CRUSH! 
Well, Paula’s dead. Then keep rapping. Give ‘em a Skip sandwich to work faster! 
When we get Paula back, I’m going to kill that Team Four Star master! 
No wonder your show sucks bad; you’re all voiced by the same dude! 
End a slave-driving Pharaoh and his crew? We’re superheroes. It’s what we do 
=== Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series: ===
(1:22)
Nyyeeeeh! I don’t think so! Let’s show them how a real Friendship wins this! 
I’m gonna punch these boobs! My voice gives me super disses! 
Your dysfunctional group couldn’t hope to toe-to-toe with Yu-Gi-Oh’s! 
We’re Yugi-licious! Leeet’s agree to never again make that joke... 
Your poor jokes blow even worse than Paula’s smoke addiction 
Pop culture references in a parody? Hit you with a copyright restriction! 
Bitchin’! You couldn’t even level up to my leather pants or shoes, brah! 
We’re rocking blimps and virtual worlds, you’re even more pathetic than Mokuba! 
Brooklyn Rage! You can't whir your way out of this mess. You’re an absolute fraud! 
Shouldn't have let Paula fly the Skyrunner. Apply the handbrake, ya dumb broad! 
Two idiots, an emotionless sociopath, and a girl who’s practically suicidal? 
We’re running you down easy like this was CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!! 
=== Ness: ===
(1:49)
For people who just talk through every match, you should’ve had this in the bag! 
So obsessed with a children’s card game that’s now a thing of the past! 
Smash you with my Mr. Baseball bat! You’re just a dictator’s bitch 
Really, your rapping was even more depressing than your creator is 
=== Yugi Muto: ===
(1:59)
Let me get this straight, at the very start, you were chosen by Buzz Buzz, 
But by the end, we’re supposed to believe you were never really the Chosen Ones? 
Yeah, that’s believable, more so than Al Gore returning for shitty exposition 
Now I’ll end you faster than your sequel when I summon Dark Magician! 
=== Ninten: ===
(2:08)
Ugh, I’m so tired of these freaks! I’mma hit ‘em with my hand! 
I love bed, but not you! Hah! Smack you down like a lamp! 
Ninten speaks and he says shut the fuck up! You’ve lost! 
Blow you up like heaven when I drop these verbal boom bombs! 
=== Jaden Yuki: ===
(2:17)
Step off or I’ll break your coccyx! You know that I’m absolutely flawless! 
You’re blind if you see you winning! I’m the shady vox of the voxless! 
Traveling with an idiot Christian and a sociopathic kid? It is Christmas, 
For these sick disses you’ll witness! I got sweet moves, so line up, bitches! 
=== Yami Yugi: ===
(2:26)
Would the both of you just shut up?! 
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WHO WON?
Fobbies Are Borange
Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series
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