Todd's Lemonade

"Todd's Lemonade" is a song from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the episode "The Evil League of Mutants". It features the Evil League of Mutants as they praise their leader Baron Draxum.
== Lyrics ==
Huginn and Muninn:
He is the very model of a warring warrior scientist
He’s mutated things from vegetable, animal, to cyclist
We want those little turtles to crush them with our iron fist
From Brooklyn to the bowery he’ll grind them into nothingness
As a boss he is extremely caring and a touch quite passionate
But all they do is treat him as their classic villain antagonist
Our evil friends here today, he has some exciting news (exciting news)
‘Twas thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze
All:
‘Twas thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze
‘Twas thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze
Huginn and Muninn:
At the Battle Nexus Draxum found himself the perfect human fight-er
He was the greatest champion; his abs there were none tight-er
Mutating him was going to be nothing short of masterful
With warriors made from him the Baron would be oh so powerful
All:
Mutating him was going to be nothing short of masterful
With warriors made from him the Baron would be oh so powerful
Muninn:
The turtles rejection of him is nothing short of blasphemous!
In several social circles he’s unison with *PUNCH* fabulous
Baron Draxum:
Fine, I guess I’ll give them what they want.
After I gave them life my lab was set on fire and destroyed
By a cheesy action hero whose movies I don’t enjoy
So I presumed them lost and therefore I had all but given up
Only I discovered weeks ago that they in fact had not burned up
Now that you know their origins it’s time for us to make a plan
And yes, we’ll need the skills of everyone including anchorman
All:
And yes, we’ll need the skills of everyone including anchorman
Baron Draxum:
Now my friends the time is here we mutants come together for a stand
Let’s put a close on our first meeting of our merry little band
So join me in ending them, our greatest foes, for I insist
I am the very model of a warring warrior scientist
All:
So join him in ending them, our greatest foes, for he insists
He is the very model of a warring warrior scientist.
Baron Draxum:
Now for sone unnecessary, but highly destructive violence, my Evil League of Mutants!
== Trivia ==
* The song is a parody of the Major-General's Song from the operetta The Pirates of Penzance, which was also separately parodied in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Universe story Life at Sea as the Mutant Manta Ray's Song.
* The lyrics reveal for the first time that Baron Draxum created the Turtles, as well as describing how it happened.
Category:Songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles