Hotel Paradise!

3rd episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach.
== Transcript ==
[Hoopla is packing up his suitcase]
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Hoopla: Today’s the day. Hoopla! Hotel time!
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[He gets out of his hoopla car and walks to the hotel. He then arrives.]
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Hoopla: H O O P L A ! Hotel fun time here I come! [He enters the hotel]
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Reception lady: How may I help you today?
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Hoopla: I’m here for a room.
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Reception lady: [writes down random stuff on a piece of paper] Okay, your room number is 169. [hands Hoopla the room key]
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Hoopla: Hoopla!
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[He goes up the elevator and into his room. He sets down his suitcases and starts jumping on the bed]
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Person next door: Who’s making that racket?!
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Other person next door: I don’t know, but it’s annoying!
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Hoopla: o [he stops bouncing and hops off the bed]
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Hoopla: What to do now? Hmmm…… [Jeopardy music plays] I got it! I’ll watch some TV!
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[He turns on the TV, and SpringBob SquirePin is on]
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Hoopla: Huh? THIS ISN’T MY SHOW! WHAT A RIP OFF! [he throws the TV remote out the window]
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Person next door: Did you just throw my iPod out the window, Tom?
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Tom: No I didn’t honey, it’s that stupid guy next door.
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Hoopla: STUPID?! OH I’LL SHOW YOU STUPID!
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[Hoopla does a wide variety of things, some of which are not allowed to be shown on TV.]
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Tom: Ok ok we get it! If you wanna do something that’s actually stupid, then I’d recommend trying to do everything in the hotel.
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Hoopla: That’s a great idea! I’ll go do it right now!
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Tom: That was being sarcastic!
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Hoopla: I’m doing it anyway and you can’t stop me!
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Tom: Ugh.
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Hoopla: Time to do everything in the hotel!
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[Cut to Hoopla doing a cannonball in the indoor swimming pool, even though the sign clearly says “NO CANNONBALLS”]
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Hoopla: Screw you sign! I’m an adult!...I think.
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Lifeguard: [blows whistle] Out of the pool, mister! No cannonballs!
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Hoopla: Why do we even have an indoor pool when it’s summer and there’s an ocean right outside the window?
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Lifeguard: Don’t ask questions! Now out!
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Hoopla [Walking out slowly] hecc u
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Lifeguard: No u
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[Cut to Hoopla that same evening, at the hotel’s diner]
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Hoopla: Wow, they have everything! Cheetos, cheerios, and even pip pip cheerios!
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Random guy: Hey!
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Hoopla: o. I’m just gonna get some frosted donuts and some diet Dr. Kelp.
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Random guy: We’ll have you know that here at Unnamed Hotel™, we let you pay before eating! That’ll be $9,492,749,274,842,819.99 dollars.
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Hoopla: Sorry but I’m British.
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Random guy: Well too bad!
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Hoopla: Wait I’m not British… wait am I?
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CrazySponge: Well I just made you British so you’re going to be British.
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Hoopla: o. Also, CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER? YOU’RE RACIST TO BRITISH PEOPLE!
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Random guy: That’ll be an extra $69 dollars for you talking to me like that.
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Hoopla: WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIS? That’s it, I’m leaving with my food. [ gets up takes the crackers from the salad bar and leaves]
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Random guy: Hey! You can’t take those! [in walkie talkie:] We got a runaway Hoopla fish in Aisle 42.
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Hoopla: You’ll never catch me suckers! HA!
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[Hoopla runs into the Girl’s Bathroom]
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Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Hoopla: DON’T WORRY MY EYES ARE CLOSED! [runs into an empty stall]
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Random people: I saw that Hoopla fish run into the Girl’s Bathroom!
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Person: But we’re all men!
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Random people: welp, we tried.
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Woman: What about meeeeeeeee- [gets hit in the head with a frying pan]
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Person: You don’t count!
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Hoopla: Idiots! You’ll never catch me! [runs into a giant net]
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Random guy: I gotcha now, [censored]!
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Hoopla: You can’t say that here! This is a kids’ show!
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Random guy: Hey, I make the rules here.
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CrazySponge: Actually I do but whatever.
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Policeman: Anyways you’re under arrest.
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Hoopla: How do I know you’re not some phony?
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Policeman: [his pants fall down] Well um…. Crap, gotta go! [leaves]
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Hoopla: Well that was weird.
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Random guy: Yeah. Anyway, you’re banned from the hotel diner! [kicks Hoopla out of the diner]
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Hoopla: Yeah right, I’ll come back here in episode four.
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[Cut back to Hoopla in his room]
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Hoopla: Welp, I’m bored. I’ve done everything I could think of today.
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Tom: I dare you to go ding dong ditch some random person’s room. [laughs along with his wife]
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Hoopla: Actually I’ll go do that.
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[Tom and his wife keep laughing as Hoopla leaves his room]
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Hoopla: Now… which one to ding dong ditch? [Jeopardy music plays again] This one! [rings the doorbell on the room door and hides in a plant]
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[Someone opens the door, and it turns out to be… Hoopla’s parents?]
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Zoopla: Who the heck is it this time?
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Woopla: It must be the Krusty Krab pizza delivery man!
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Hoopla: MOM! DAD!
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Zoopla: Oh son! I thought you died when that wave brought us here.
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Woopla: where’s the pizza
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Zoopla: I already ate it.
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Woopla: How dare you!
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Zoopla: Just kidding. More importantly, we found our boy!
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Hoopla: I’m [AGE WITHHELD], Mom.
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Zoopla: Who cares? We still found you! [awkwardly hugs Hoopla]
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Hoopla: o
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Woopla: What do we do? Keep him? We didn’t pay for this!
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Zoopla: We actually did, now let him in.
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Woopla: Oh, alright. But no TV tonight. It rots puny kiddo brains
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Hoopla: U wot?
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Woopla: Fine, you can watch TV tonight.
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Hoopla: H O O P L A!
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[Hoopla jumps up in the air while Ocean Man plays]
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[Also Credits]
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