Tossed Salad and Fraiser Quiz, with Emily Heller

== Description ==
Comedian and host of Baby Geniuses Emily Heller is back on the pod talking about her time at UC Santa Cruz, going to an egg ranch, and Jordan conducts a Frazier quiz.
Jordan's quiz "Tossed Salad and Frazier Quiz" is to guess which "Frasier" episode synopsis is real. Theme song composed by Matt Lieb. During the quiz there is the mention that if you Google "kelsey grammer diaper" you get a screenshot from the Frasier episode "Caught in the Act", which features Laurie Metcalf and, yes, Kelsey Grammer in a diaper. 
Guesses are in italics, and the answers are bolded.
Round	Player 	Episodes
1 	Emily 	"Beat me in Saint Louis" -- Frasier decides to take a self-defense class but is mistaken for the instructor because his face covering protective gear. He goes along with it to impress a beautiful member of the class (guest star Denise Richards). After securing a date with her, he begs his father to use his police contacts to hire a street tough to mug them and to take a dive when Frasier hits him. Frasier approaches the wrong hooligan and ends up being hit in the crotch with nun-chucks.
"An Affair to Forget" -- Niles becomes worried that Maris is cheating on him with her fencing instructor Gunner. Maris cannot clear this up because she is in a sensory deprivation tank. This leads Niles to have a sword fight with Gunner during which he swings on a chandelier.
"Ringing up Baby" -- A bad cell phone connection leads Frasier to think the woman he's dating wants to go to a parenting class together. He arrives at the agreed upon place to find that it's actually an adult baby convention. He plays along and agrees to enter a competition where adult babies all see who can fill their diaper with pee the fastest. His father and his cop buddies happen to be working security at the event and pelt him with pretzels while he makes wee wee in his diaper.
2 	Jesse 	"The Lord of the Fleas" -- A dinner party is thrown into jeopardy when Eddie brings fleas into Frasier's house. Frazier has to come up with wilder and wilder excuses for his frantic itching, including "It's a traditional Portuguese dinner dance!" and "In Bali it's customary to season one's food with a few skin flakes!" The night abruptly ends when the building's conservative female rabbi catches Frazier in the bathroom itching down his pants and it looks like he's masturbating.
"To Kill a Talking Bird" -- A dinner party is thrown into jeopardy when a talking cockatoo attaches itself to Niles' head. To make matters worse, it won't stop repeating incendiary gossip about the people at the party at one point. It just repeats the phrase "Stephanie's horny!"
"The Crepe Gatsby" -- A dinner party is thrown into jeopardy when Frasier's father Martin dares him to try some speed he found in an old jacket that he confiscated from a drug dealer in the 80s. Frasier ends up seeing the Devil (guest star Mark Harmon) and challenges him to a flesh sword fight using their penises. (The name comes from the fact that Daphne makes crepes.)
3 	Emily 	"High Holidays" -- Frasier's son, Frederick, comes to Christmas with a new goth wardrobe. This leads to Niles deciding to have a long overdue rebellious phase and purchases a pot brownie. Martin ends up eating it and Niles eats a regular brownie and only thinks that he's high. 
"Frasier Claus is Coming to Town" -- Frasier agrees to play Santa at a local charity event. He refuses to give out traditional toys but rather copies of Proust and tickets to La bohème. He's asked to leave when he mistakes one of the parents dropped bags of marijuana for mistletoe.
"The Little Plumber Boy" -- Frasier clogs his toilet on Christmas with some wild diarrhea. The whole episode is just diarrhea noises. It goes to a commercial and then there's a black card with white writing that says "Now, where were we?" And then diarrhea noises again. 14 million people watched it because that's how many people watched shows back then.
4 	Jesse 	"Coots and Ladders" -- Because Frasier is bored, he decides to steal from his neighbor. Special guest: Helen Mirren.
"Dandy Land" -- Niles and Frasier challenge each other to see who can drink the hottest cup of tea. Special guest: Michael Caine.
"Tic Tac Dough" -- Frasier kills Niles with a fire poker and then in the remaining two seasons, Niles is a guy wearing Frasier's dead brother's skin like a suit. Special guest: Hugh Grant.
5 	Bonus round	"The Seal who came to Dinner" (Emily's guess) -- A dinner party is thrown into jeopardy when a dead seal washes up near Niles' beach house. Niles dresses it up in a nightgown and stabs it repeatedly leading his neighbors to think he murdered Maris.
"His Girl Sunday" -- A dinner party is thrown into jeopardy when Niles realizes for the first time that the woman he's been dating is a born again Christian. She judges all of Niles' snooty intellectual guests and ask them if they've ever had premarital sex. She storms out when Frasier pats his lap to extinguish a candle spark and it looks like he's masturbating. 
"A Late Supper at Tiffany's" (Jesse's guess) -- A dinner party is thrown into jeopardy when Niles invites a former fling Tiffany who is now super into Dracula. She just wants to start talking about Dracula and showing her dumb Dracula stuff like a Dracula purse and a Dracula watch until Niles gets fed up and dumps French onion soup on her head. Everyone is surprised when the doorbell rings and it's not the real Dracula.
Episode date: Thu, 7 Sep 2023 10:00:00 +0000
== Guests ==
* Emily Heller
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