Six Pack Challenge

Six Pack Challenge is the 3rd short of Season 2 of Basket Sponge.
==Plot==
The team competes to see who can get a six pack first.
==Story==
[At practice one morning, LeBron stands before his team]
LeBron: Everyone, I'm about to show you something glorious.
Patrick: Grilled cheese deluxe?
LeBron: No, look. (pulls up his shirt)
Patrick: Wow! Sexy belly button!
Larry: No, Patrick, it's a six pack!
LeBron: Indeed, check it out.
SpongeBob: That's pretty cool, Coach!
LeBron: Years of hard walk and dedication, baby!
Krabs: You don't have to brag. (pinches his fat rolls)
LeBron: In fact, I challenge you all to a challenge.
Larry: You challenge us to a cha-
LeBron: Just go with it.
Larry: ….
LeBron: The first person on the team to obtain a six pack, will become the new team captain!
SpongeBob: You made ME the team captain!
LeBron: Not anymore. You better get a six pack!
SpongeBob: Gosh dang it!
LeBron: The competion starts......not now........................NOW!
[Everyone goes their own direction]
PLANKTON'S TRAINING
Plankton: (in the Chum Bucket) Hmm....which one of these machines will magically give me a six pack....
Karen: What are you doing, dear?
Plankton: Shut up, Karen!
Karen: I'll show you. (decinigrates him with a laser beam) Hah! Betcha didn't know I could do that!
Plankton: (he is now a pile of ashes) Ouch.......
SQUIDWARD'S TRAINING
Squidward: (reading a Playboy Magazine in his bubble bath) …..................(drops his magazine in the tub) Crap dang it!
PATRICK & LEXI'S TRAINING
Lexi: Ok, the first thing we need to do is....
Patrick: (pulls out a six pack of beer) Done!
Lexi: What is that, babe?
Patrick: Imma get a good buzz off this!
Lexi: That's not the kind of six pack Coach was talking about....
Patrick: (starts chugging it)
Lexi: But it works for me! (grabs one)
LARRY'S TRAINING
Larry: (looks at his stomach) Rats! I already have an 8-pack! How am I supposed to LOSE muscle and gain a 6-pack?
[He starts pacing around the room]
Larry: I've got it! (he tries cutting it off with a knife, it doesn't work; he tries pulling it off with a crow bar, it doesn't work; he tries catching his body on fire with a match; he starts running around the room screaming)
MR. KRABS' TRAINING
Krabs: (shirtless, looks in the mirror) I've got too much fat to lose.....screw it.
SpongeBob'S TRAINING
SpongeBob: (does 872,000 situps; does 963,000 squats; does 700,000,0000 crunches) YES! I finally have a six pack! …...atleast, I would. But I'm a sponge.....and sponges can't get six packs....
[The next day, at practice]
LeBron: So, team, how'd the six pack challenge go?
[Everyone moans and falls over]
Gary: Mowww!!!!! (stands up, shows a giant six pack)
LeBron: Well! Looks like our mascot is now our team captain!
SpongeBob: Hey, has anybody seen Squidward?
[Scene cuts to Squidward sitting in his bubble bath playing his clarinet]
Squidward: (drops his clarinet in the tub) Dang it!
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