No Nail-Biting

An Easter Parade parody in F; this PSA has been broadcasted since Spring 2005.
== Lyrics ==
* Oh my dear friends, don't you know
* To let your fingernails grow?
* Stop nail-biting. Please stop that biting!
* Dearest friends, you may bite a nail in half,
* With an unexpected laugh.
* If you've never had a hangnail,
* Then you know better than to laugh.
* Fingernail biting is not very exciting.
* It's a really nasty habit with those fingers in your mouth.
* Don't stop being chipper; it's why we've got nail clippers.
* Dear friends, clip them. Don't stick them them in your mouth!
Category:Spoofs and Parodies
Category:Parodies