Lemon Pop stops doing ships/Transcript

Zesty Zoey: Yum! Yum! I ate a crib!
Minty Marble: My Crib with Her does not exist, Cupkake! You can stop calling me a “baby.” She ate the crib so who’s business is it anymore? No babies owned it, if the was I’d buy one for them.
Zesty Zoey: Eat the blanket!
Minty Marble: No.
(snatches blanket out of hand)
Minty Marble: That’s my blanket! It has my name on it!
Zesty Zoey: Van Minty?
[BEEP]
Sparkle Mellie: Okay, I’ll read it
[Sparkle Mellie]
Happy hearth’s warming, they say in the street. Happy hearth’s warming, they think they’re so sweet. Words said so often that they lack any meaning, why should I join in when I could be intervening? Everypony loves this cursed-
Cucumber Melon Gloss-Up: Mellie, you got it all wrong it’s cur-said not cursed.
[BEEP]
(TV plays NNHS episode P.B.N.J. finds a staff)
P.B.N.J.: Let’s see what’s on NumTube. P.B.N.J. eats peas for dinner, yep, that’s what I did yesterday. What? P.B.N.J. x- WHO?! Who is Peanut Blutter?
(door knock)
Lemon Pop: Hi! I’m Lemon Pop-
P.B.N.J.: I know you and your yellow side and pink side and unknown species but a human. Who is Peanut Blutter?
Lemon Pop: Are you searching for the Mystery Sweet Treats?
Lucy Cherry: I already have that.
P.B.N.J.: No, who’s Peanut Blutter?
Lemon Pop: Your boyfriend-now-husband!
Lucy Cherry: Things got weird up in here!
Lemon Pop: I have other ships! Foxy x Mang-
P.B.N.J.: NOT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S!!! THIS IS A KIDS SHOW NO SHIPS!!
Lucy Cherry: I’m going to go back and watch P.B.N.J. finds a staff, my favorite part is coming up! Also, NOT MANGLE!! Watch my Enragegle, it’s funny! Someone also said she’s a crybaby.
Lemon Pop: I did! (whispering) She really is
Lucy Cherry: What?
[BEEP]
Lucy Cherry: Minty Marble’s Crib with Zesty Zoey is banned!
Zesty Zoey: But I already ate the crib!
[BEEP]
Berry Blue: How about four marshmallows, and you!
Galaxy Pop: Weehee! This is Blue-Tastic!!
[BEEP]
Lucy Cherry: This Day Aria, Part 1000! After Queen Chrysalis was defeated, this song was made in multiples
Coffee Num: When?
Cotton Candy Nom: Yeah.
Lucy Cherry: Lucy Dovey and other Lucy Num Noms answer this!
(crickets chirping)
Lucy Cherry: Why?
Lemon Pop: Don’t know.
Lucy Cherry: Is that the same girl who tried to ship me with my brother?
[BEEP]
Lemon Pop: I’m out of ships, can you help?
Citrus Pop: Hmm... Tina Coffee and... Avery Berry?
Lucy Cherry: (in distance) Not my brother!
Lemon Pop: Nope, Tina will get Avery all hyper.
Citrus Pop: Churro’s C.C. and Avery Berry?
Lemon Pop: Avery does like blue... yeah let’s go with it.
Fifi Funtime: (in distance) Copycat!
[BEEP]
Lucy Cherry, Lemon Pop, and Minty Marble: Today was the weirdest day. Lucy was on the random side, Lemon Pop does ships, and Minty Marble saw her BFF eat a crib/baby bed
[BEEP]
Zesty Zoey: Get your hoodies here!
Lucy Cherry: Is that why everyone is wearing them? The train station is weird. 
[BEEP]
Lemon Pop: Let’s see the new video!
(video plays)
Cotton Candy Nom: (in video) Avery, I have always been in love with you ever since I first saw you
Avery Berry: Cotton Candy Nom!
Cotton Candy Nom: What?
Avery Berry: You LOVE ME?! I have thousand of spouses (not actually true)
Cotton Candy Nom: I never said that
[BEEP]
Lemon Pop: My videos on NumTube... gone!
Chee the MiniMee: MiniMeez go here too, and to get, your, little, videos, back, you have to sell one of your yum-yums to me.
Lemon Pop: Here’s all my cheese!
Chee the MiniMee: Not that cheese, that cheese!
Lemon Pop: You want C.H.Z.
P.B.N.J.: You’re evil Lemon Pop. C.H.Z. is my sis-
Lemon Pop: Chee, C.H.Z., kiss!
Chee the MiniMee: Aaaaa! I’m going to buy one of these hoodies! They make me happy! Also thanks for the cheese, I’m part mouse...
C.H.Z.: What now? The key is broken and your NumTube account is gone. Also, P.B.N.J. watches me all the time when we are nearby, she is my big sister and I would not let anything bad happen to her. I work at a restaurant even tho I’m just like 16 and I got my job at a pizzeria one point again after taking a break, but I just realized the pizzeria had to be my only job and I couldn’t get to my other jobs so I stuck with it. Lemon Pop, I feel how you feel, me and your friends are your friends and we don’t need to be shipped. Apologize to everyone, Lemon.
Lemon Pop: C.H.Z., I feel like... the youngest out of my family. Lucy Cherry, Avery Berry, Chee, Musie, Black N’ White, other MiniMeez, P.B., C.H.Z., Churro’s C.C., Tina McCoffin, Princess Buttercream......Razzle Dazzle Glitz and Glam, Coloratura Colors, Candie Puffs, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Princess Kitty Cat Kitty Cat Kitty Cat, Small weird mouse thingy, Teegan? Risa? Viv? Misha? Stella? Keely- okay the Honey Girls threw me off, why are you guys here?
the end