A Full Server Easter

A Full Server Easter is, as the name implies, an special based on the series Full Server. It chronologically takes place after and continues the story from the episode Luis Dies. 
In the special, Daddy Pig tells an Easter story while the Full Server house await Luis' resurrection. 
==Transcript==
Note: Due to this being a very Christian Easter special, all (or at least some) profanity has been bleeped out for censorship. We apologize for the inconvenience this may cause to your Full Server experience, but we thank you for your understanding. Also watch SML.
"Whatever happened to predictability."
"The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?"
"How did I get to living here?"
"Somebody tell me please!"
"This old world's confusing me."
"With clouds as mean as you've ever seen"
"Ain't a bird who knows your tune."
"Then a little voice inside you Whispers,"
"Kid don't sell your dreams, so soon"
"Everywhere you look, everywhere you go"
"There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto."
"Everywhere you look, everywhere you go"
"There's a place, of Somebody who needs you"
"Everywhere you look."
"When you're lost out there and you're all alone,"
"A light is waiting to carry you home."
"Everywhere you look."
"Everywhere you look."
[Exterior shot of the Full Server house. Applause and cheers. Cut to the inside The Full Server gang are sitting around eating lunch.]
Jess: Gee, it sure is a shame that Luis has been crucified. 
[Laugh track. Pluto stands up and slams his hand down on the table.]
Pluto: RIGHT! THAT’S IT! YOU PEOPLE HAVE HELD ME DOWN FOR TOO LONG! I AM GOING TO LIVE WITH MY MOTHER FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS!
[Pluto storms out; Laugh track]
Jess: What? All I said is that it’s a shame Luis was crucified.
[Laugh track]
Elmo 5: I wish I was crucified.
[Everyone turns to him.]
Elmo 5: What? It sounds fun. Also I am autism.
[Laugh track because autism]
Purple: I am sexually attracted to children.
[Extra loud laugh track]
Jess: Ugh, can’t we just have a normal Easter meal for once?
Zoltan’s Mum: Wait, didn’t Daddy Pig say he’d come back when it’s Easter?
Scatman John: I think so.
Zoltan: GUYS! GUYS! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
Jess: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a [BLEEP]-[BLEEP] mother[BLEEP]er?
Zoltan: Even better! I am coming out as a homosexual.
[Laugh track because gay people aren’t real people]
SpongeBot: WHAT?! But… all that time we spent together. Did it not mean ANYTHING?
Zoltan: Well… I can’t promise I’ll still be gay next episode, but for now I am very happy with my husband Aaron.
Aaron: Does anyone want to do a music voice chat with me?
Zoltan: Shut up. No one likes you.
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: Aw. You two make such a great couple!
[Laugh track]
Jess: You know… I remember… when Luis was still here he sat at this very table, and he said something like (picks up a piece of bread) “take this and eat it for this is my body which I am giving it to you”.
[Laugh track]
Jess: And then he grabbed a cup of wine and said-
SpongeBot: Jess, are you high?
[Laugh track]
Jess: I’M JUST MOURNING THE MAN IN MY OWN WAY, OKAY?! Anyway… after he drank the wine he turned around and faced Flanders and he said something like… he said he would betray him.
[Pause.]
Zoltan: I do not ever remember this happening at all.
Jess: Whatever.
[Granite runs in]
Granite: Guys! I saw Daddy Pig outside!
Jess: OH MY GOD DADDY PIG!
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: He’s almost a better daddy than Purple!
Purple: minorities
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Is he really outside?
Granite: Yeah!
[Daddy Pig enters; applause and cheers.]
Daddy Pig: Hello, everybody!
[Laugh track]
Jess: Daddy Pig!
Daddy Pig: Yup. Now, I told you guys a while ago that I had some important work stuff to do so I would come back when it’s Easter, and now it’s Easter, so I’m back!
SpongeBot: Makes sense to me.
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: Now, the reason this day is so important, is that Suzy Sheep will come back to life!
Jess: NO!
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: What’s the matter?
Jess: THE PEPPA PIG BIBLE SAYS THAT SUZY SHEEP MUST NEVER COME BACK TO LIFE!
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Why not?
Jess: Because… Suzy Sheep is dead.
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: Can I at least tell the story of why Suzy Sheep is supposed to come back today?
Jess: Eh sure do what you like.
Daddy Pig: You see… It all started when I came here for the first time…
[Flashback to an older Full Server house before Daddy Pig arrived]
Jess: Life sure is boring. I wish a cartoon character would just appear.
[Daddy Pig walks in]
Daddy Pig: Hello everyone!
[Laugh track]
Jess: DADDY PIG!
Daddy Pig: Yes, I am Daddy Pig.
SpongeBot: I just made a mistake that may have resulted in the banning of half the users in this server.
Pluto: What did you do?
SpongeBot: Make a no pedophilia rule.
Pluto: Poor Purple.
[Laugh track]
Granite: Hey guys, have you seen this funny meme?
[Granite shows the ZAMN! meme]
Daddy Pig: Oh dear.
SpongeBot: No no no no no  no no no no no no no no no no-
Granite: Did you just cum?
SpongeBot: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-
Granite: Thank Gosh, sexualising kids is bad.
SpongeBot: NO! wait fu-
Pluto: Sus.
SpongeBot: I- I mean yes, of course. Sexualising kids is bad.
Vanessa: So true, Paige! Also George is so [BLEEP]ing hot.
Jess: Vanessa what the [BLEEP]?
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: George has autism.
Vanessa: Oh. 
[Laugh track; cut back to the present]
SpongeBot: Hang on… what does any of this have to do with Suzy Sheep and Easter?
Daddy Pig: Will you let me finish? As I was saying…
[Cut back to the flashback.]
Vanessa: Well I am gonna be reviewing the charts.
Daddy Pig: We need my song to be on the charts. 
SpongeBot: You have songs?
Daddy Pig: Yeah, I can rap you know.
NotJoe: Same, bro!
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Hey! I can rap too! Look! Sussy baka! Sussy sussy baka!
Daddy Pig: What does "sus" mean? Peppa has been saying she loves Among Us memes.
Zoltan: You should see the SML Among Us episode.
Daddy Pig: What is "SML"? Is that one of these new-fangled sexually transmitted diseases or something?
SpongeBot: Yes. Exactly. Thanks, Daddy Pig.
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: You're very welcome, internet.
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: SML
SpongeBot: Cringe.
Daddy Pig: Wait, what does cringe mean? Peppa keeps calling me it and I don't get it.
Zoltan: Cringe are things that are cringe like women. I hate women.
SpongeBot: Based.
Daddy Pig: Based on what?
Zoltan: Based on your mom.
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: You kids and your fancy new words, I don't know.
Liz: Do you know what NFTs are?
Daddy Pig: That's another STD, right?
SpongeBot: Sure...
Daddy Pig: Mr. Rabbit keeps talking about how he's been investing in NFTs... I feel very sorry for him.
Zoltan: NO SEX
Daddy Pig: Aw, but I like sex!
SpongeBot: Based.
[Cut back to the present.]
SpongeBot: …what is the point you’re trying to make, Daddy Pig?
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: Just bare with me for a minute! Anyway…
[Cut back to the flashback]
Zoltan: JewWario did nothing wrong.
Daddy Pig: That's pretty based AND sus, not about to lie.
SpongeBot: Ok.
CartoonGuy: Hmm... Can Italians say the n word?
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: Can I say the n word?
Liz: You are pink so sure.
Daddy Pig: Yippee!
SpongeBot: Yippee!
Daddy Pig: I wonder how many people watched Gardener's World this week.
Woof: Me.
Daddy Pig: Ah, I see you are a fellow intellectual, "WoofWoofGamer" with a 3 instead of an E.
[Laugh track]
Woof: Yes sir.
SpongeBot: Okay I'm gonna watch Channel 5 now.
Daddy Pig: Is Naked Attraction on Channel 4 or Channel 5? I like that show.
SpongeBot: 4.
Daddy Pig: Oh okay, thanks!
Zoltan: NO NAKED
NotJoe: Well then I should get dressed.
[CrazySponge comes back]
CrazySponge: ATTENTION FORTNITE 2 2 FANS!
[Laugh track because there aren’t any Fortnite 2 2 fans]
NotJoe: Wrong Server.
CrazySponge: Turns out, I will not be able to make an update today.
Daddy Pig: Aw. I'm very good at Fortnite.
NotJoe: Oh hi Mr. Pig. It's about time for my supper.
Daddy Pig: Greetings, Joseph!
NotJoe: Get in the oven.
Daddy Pig: If you insist…
[Laugh track]
Jess: Noo Daddy Pig! Come out of the oven!
Daddy Pig: I'm straight.
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: Oh Gosh, Mummy Sheep is so hot.
Aaron: I hate this server.
[Laugh track; cut to SpongeBot talking to Liz]
SpongeBot: Hey Liz!
Liz: Hi.
SpongeBot: Who's your least favourite Peppa Pig character?
Liz: Mrs. Duck.
Daddy Pig: Yeah she's a [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP].
Zoltan: HEY! DON'T TALK ABOUT MRS. DUCK LIKE THAT! Also please watch SML.
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: No, you're a [BLEEP]y [BLEEP].
Zoltan: A [BLEEP]ier [BLEEP] than Mr. Potato?
Daddy Pig: Of course not! He humiliated me on national television!
Liz: Fat.
Daddy Pig: I AM NOT WELL PAST THE WEIGHT LIMIT! I am an expert at skateboarding.
SpongeBot: Does Mummy Pig know?
Daddy Pig: No, don't tell her. Also don't tell her that I touched her ass last night.
Liz: Your own is bigger, what's the point?
Daddy Pig: MY ASS IS NOT BIG! I HAVE A VERY NORMAL SIZED ASS!
Zoltan: Suuuure... Do any of you know where Purple is?
SpongeBot: Uh no, but do you want to watch Ben and Holly?
Zoltan: ben and holly can suck my [BLEEP]
SpongeBot: They are children.
Daddy Pig: I don't feel comfortable on this server anymore...
Zoltan: I MEANT THE SHOW! I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE! I'M NOT DAD!
Daddy Pig: That's what Mr. Potato said too!
Zoltan: your fat
Jess: Daddy Pig is not fat, he's just big boned.
Daddy Pig: Damn right I am!
Zoltan: Shut up, swine!
Daddy Pig: I am not a swine!
Zoltan: RULE 1. NO SWINE
Daddy Pig: That's not a real rule.
Zoltan: Okay, swine.
Daddy Pig: I'm not Daddy Swine you nonce!
Zoltan: Okay, sorry.
Daddy Pig: I forgive you.
Zoltan: NOW SIGN THE ADOPTION PAPERS!
Daddy Pig: Okay!
[Daddy Pig signs the papers]
Zoltan: Thank you, son!
Liz: How old are you, Daddy Pig?
Daddy Pig: 42.
Liz: Okay thanks. Also I almost said daddy poggers by accident.
Daddy Pig: Peppa keeps saying that word a lot. Yesterday she called Mummy Pig a "sussy baka".
Liz: Has she called you an impostor yet?
Daddy Pig: YES! Good golly you must know all the kids' slang these days!
Pluto: Hm...
Daddy Pig: What are you thinking about, Pluto?
Pluto: I just remembered something.
[Pluto walks out]
Daddy Pig: Goodbye!
SpongeBot: That's strange.
Vanessa: Good morning, SBFW Crib!
[Peppa Pig appears out of nowhere]
Peppa Pig: Squeak squeak! I'm a rabbit!
Daddy Pig: Hey daughter!
Peppa Pig: Why did Mummy wrestle with the mailman?
Vanessa: Bye.
Daddy Pig: SHE DID WHAT?! Looks like I'm gonna need a word with Mr. Zebra...
Peppa Pig: Daddy, why is George so fat?
Daddy Pig: He has type 2 diabetes, Peppa.
Liz: Uh... I need to go... to the bathroom.
[Liz walks out]
Daddy Pig: We will miss you, Liz!
[Mummy Pig walks in]
Peppa Pig: Mummy!
Mummy Pig: Oink, Peppa.
Peppa Pig: We are a happy family!
Mummy Pig: I'm still mad at you for calling me a sussy baka, Peppa.
Peppa Pig: Mummy, you're a fat ass.
Mummy Pig: I thought we all agreed to only fatshame Daddy Pig.
Peppa Pig: Oh yeah. Anyway mummy, guess what! I killed 7 Albanian kids!
Mummy Pig: Good for you, Peppa!
Jess: Oh Gosh, did I start a whole Peppa Pig roleplaying thing now?
Peppa Pig: Role playing? That’s what I do to break kids hearts on Roblox!
Mummy Pig: Peppa, I'm not sure if I'm saying this right, but you are hella based.
Peppa Pig: And you are hella fat.
Mummy Pig: Hey! We only fatshame Daddy Pig, remember?
Daddy Pig: I AM NOT FAT! STOP BULLYING ME! I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!
SpongeBot: What the hell is happening?
Daddy Pig: This wasn't supposed to be a family affair... I guess we just like SpongeBob fanfiction.
Mummy Pig: Affair? Daddy Pig are you cheating on me?
Daddy Pig: Of course not, Mummy Pig! I love you so much!
SpongeBot: I hate this server.
Mummy Pig: Can somebody tell me what a furry is? George keeps saying he feels like one.
Zoltan: The only thing worse than furries are e-girls.
Daddy Pig: But Peppa said she is one!
Peppa Pig: I miss Suzy Sheep.
Daddy Pig: It's okay, Peppa. Mummy Pig and I understand how hard your feelings must be.
Peppa Pig: I still cry everytime I hear the word sheep.
Mummy Pig: Her death was really traumatizing.
Aaron: Why do you [BLEEP]s insist on just making my day worse?
[Laugh track; George Pig gets kicked]
Aaron: Right into the oven.
Peppa Pig: This should be a Discord Crib episode.
Mummy Pig: Isn't that show dead?
Aaron: Just like Suzy.
Peppa Pig: I have an OnlyFans.
Mummy Pig: That's it. Go to your bedroom.
Daddy Pig: Peppa, you are grounded for one whole week!
Peppa Pig: Losers, I'm running away!
Daddy Pig: To where Peppa?
Peppa Pig: Slovenia.
Jess: That's where Prim is!
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: This server makes me want to kill myself at times.
[Laugh track]
Peppa Pig: I am gonna run away to Slovenia!
CrazySponge: Hello.
Mummy Pig: Hello there, kind stranger!
CrazySponge: Okay nevermind.
Daddy Pig: Bye!
CrazySponge: At first I thought my life was a tragedy… Now I realize it’s a comedy.
[Laugh track]
Dan: daddy pig shut the [BLEEP] up you fat [BLEEP]ing goon, get you some bitches mommy pig only loves you because he’s a chubby chaser. you need some fries and chicken, side of biscuits that ain’t enough for you. you need a number 3, straight out of the oven nobody gettin nothin from you. All that chicken looks juicy doesn’t it you want a piece. mother[BLEEP]er you are too fat to even touch your toes when the doctor tells you to, you haven’t seen ur little piggy since the maggie thatcher years. u so fat that when i try to watch some peppa pig myself and you walk past the tv, i miss like 15 episodes of that [BLEEP]. You are so fat that you haven't been able to balance on ur two feet, you roll around and you "an expert shut the [BLEEP] up, maybe an expert about the bakery with all them rolls and dough. you will break the stairway to heaven when you die, falling at a million miles per hour until you land on and suffocate satan. that’ll be your only good deed man wanna know another? stop eating all the [BLEEP]in food, you could end world hunger. except you’d also cause African child obesity, that’s how much this boy eats. go to mcdonalds, ask for everything on the menu 10x and that’s just your snack head ass. then go to work at the office, the office chair bends all the way back and u got the laptop resting on ur gut. go home and eat all peppa and george halloween candy they get real sad. then suffocate the mummy pig in bed but she likes it. stfu daddy pig you should be daddy pig because people are running around u for exercise, runnin a whole marathon around yo ass. [BLEEP] the rona virus you need like 3 pandemics for your ass. maybe lay off them cheeseburgers and I can use an actual bank account and not that [BLEEP]ing belly button. wanna make yourself useful get on that [BLEEP]ing online wrestling ring but nah the weights don’t go that high, im typing all this instead of following the woof-notjoe beef but damn u need u some beef right now. get the [BLEEP] out of my face fat [BLEEP]in bitch ass tits who eats anything he sees without even thinking once.
[Laugh track]
Peppa Pig: I am gonna kill George.
Daddy Pig: NOT GEORGE!
Mummy Pig: Based.
Peppa Pig: Bye!
Aaron: I hate all of you.
[The Pigs get kicked]
Zoltan: Finally some peace!
Pluto: This server is beyond repair.
[Daddy Pig comes back]
Daddy Pig: I'm back!
[Mummy Pig comes back]
Mummy Pig: So am I!
[Peppa Pig comes back]
Peppa Pig: Suzy is dead.
Zoltan: NO
Liz: THEY ARE BACK!
Pluto: They are black!
Peppa Pig: No we're not.
Ally: I want to die.
Peppa Pig: Just like Suzy.
Ally: Into Bible Camp you go.
[Peppa Pig gets dragged out]
Daddy Pig: Nooo!
[Daddy Pig gets kicked]
Ally: No daddies.
[Cut to Mummy Pig running away]
Mummy Pig: THEY CAN'T COOK ME IF THEY CAN'T FIND ME!
[Cut to Peppa Pig in Bible Camp]
Peppa Pig: Let me out!
[No response]
Peppa Pig: Please!
[No response]
Peppa Pig: Pretty please!
[No response]
Peppa Pig: [BLEEP] this [BLEEP]! I miss Suzy!
[A montage of Peppa playing with Suzy when she was still alive plays]
Peppa Pig: I miss you…
[Ad break]
Ad Guy: I give up. Just buy our stuff.
[End of ad break; cut to Peppa still in Bible Camp]
Peppa: Suzy was the best sheep who ever lived on this planet…
[Suddenly the doors open]
Peppa: Oh my Gosh! I can escape! Yes!
[Peppa runs out and finds Mummy Pig]
Peppa: Mummy! Let’s go!
Mummy Pig: Okay, Peppa!
[The pigs enter the Full Server house]
Peppa Pig: I escaped from the concentration camp, I run fast!
[Laugh track]
Mummy Pig: I’m here too!
[Daddy Pig appears]
Daddy Pig: DADDY PIG LIVES!
[Pedro Pony jumps in breaking his leg]
Pedro: I broke my leg.
[Laugh track]
Mummy Pig: We’ve run out of bandages so we only have tampons.
Pedro: Can I wear condoms on my glasses?
Mummy Pig: Ask Daddy Pig.
Pedro: Daddy Pig, why does Peppa smell like Trojan For Her Pleasure condoms?
Ally: Wait, why does Mummy Pig still need tampons, isn’t she like 40?
Mummy Pig: Yeah, I still have periods. I have no idea when menopause occurs, I've never looked into it.
Pedro: Imagine having periods. Wait nevermind, I’m bleeding out of my ass.
[Real_Daddy appears]
Real_Daddy: The tortured screams… Oh Gosh… WHY COULDN’T I SAVE THOSE KIDS? WHY DID I LET THEM BURN? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE
Pedro: I think Daddy Pig is on his period too.
[Laugh track]
Real_Daddy: THEY WON’T STOP SCREAMING! OH MY GOODNESS SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
Jess: Huh.
Real_Daddy: The kids.. I CAN’T UNHEAR THEIR SCREAMS! THE BLOOD… WHY DID I RAN AWAY?! WHY DIDN’T I SAVE THEM? GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! I’M SO SORRY GOD, PLEASE LET ME HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE!
[Laugh track; the flashback gets cut off]
Jess: Okay, so seriously what the [BLEEP] has any of this got to do with Suzy Sheep returning on Easter?
Daddy Pig: Okay, so maybe I could skip this part. But in a nutshell, Real_Daddy ended screaming until his lungs burnt up and he rotted away.
Zoltan: Gross.
[Laugh track; cut back to the flashback]
CartoonGuy: Garfield.
Daddy Pig: That orange cat Garfield really makes me laugh LOL!
CartoonGuy: Is it because he is obese like you?
Daddy Pig: I AM NOT OBESE!
[Laugh track]
CartoonGuy: You are nothing compared to YO MAMA!
Daddy Pig: Who’s Yo Mama?
CartoonGuy: Your mother.
Daddy Pig: Adolf, my mother is dead…
CartoonGuy: Oh… Rest in Peace Grammy Pig.
Daddy Pig: Granny Pig is Mummy Pig's mum. Do you really not know your Peppa Pig lore?
CartoonGuy: No, not really.
Daddy Pig: My mother died this morning.
[Laugh track]
CartoonGuy: Oh. Rest in Peace Daddy Pig’s Mummy Pig.
Daddy Pig: Fat cow.
CartoonGuy: Oh. Rest in Peace Granny Cow.
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: I miss my mum.
Peppa: And I miss Suzy Sheep.
CartoonGuy: Rest in Peace Suzy Sheep.
Peppa: Booga booga.
Mummy Pig: Peppa, stop being racist!
Daddy Pig: Yes, racism is not the Daddy Pig way!
Pedro Pony: Bull[BLEEP].
[Really loud laugh track]
Daddy Pig: Are you calling Daddy Pig a racist, Pedro?
Pedro: Yes. You’re a racist. You once called my father a “two legged Mexican”.
Daddy Pig: AS A JOKE THAT WAS FUNNY!
Pedro: But then why is my father in a mental hospital? You made me mental Mr. Pig. Also I know who killed Suzy Sheep.
[Laugh track]
Pedro: The person who killed her was hairy, and fat, Like Daddy Pig!
Daddy Pig: I DID NOT KILL SUZY SHEEP!
[Laugh track]
Mummy Pig: Honey, are you sure?
Daddy Pig: Very.
Pedro: So, the person who murdered Suzy Sheep was… COSMOBO!
Daddy Pig: THAT [BLEEP]!
[Laugh track]
Peppa: WHAT?!
Pedro: It’s true. Cosmobo killed Suzy on November 17, 2021 at 9:15 am.
Peppa: That’s awful!
Pedro: But then…Who killed Cosmobo?
Daddy Pig: We need to get Detective Potato on this right away!
Pedro: It was SpongeFun.
[Laugh track]
Pedro: But then…Who killed SpongeFun?
Daddy Pig: Who was it?
SpongeFun: Eyem dead?
[Laugh track]
Pedro: It was Rebecca Rabbit!
Peppa: I can’t believe it!
[Laugh track]
Pedro: And because of this, Rebeca Rabbit will be kind, and make Suzy Sheep come back to life on Easter!
Peppa: Well, Easter is not that far away… We just have to wait!
Pedro: Exactly… Just wait!
[Every Peppa Pig character except Daddy Pig disappears]
Daddy Pig: Huh.
[The flashback ends]
Daddy Pig: And so that’s why Suzy Sheep will return on Easter!
[Pause.]
Jess: You could’ve just said “Suzy Sheep will come back because she was killed by Cosmobo who was killed by SpongeFun who was killed by Rebecca Rabbit who is kind and Suzy will come back on Easter”!
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: I mean that still doesn’t make much sense.
Jess: It makes as much sense as anything else in this series.
Daddy Pig: I was just giving you some context, okay?!
Zoltan: Can I sleep now?
Daddy Pig: Guys, look!
[The ghost of Suzy Sheep appears]
Suzy: boo
[Laugh track]
Jess: HOLY [BLEEP]! SHE’S ALIVE!
Suzy: Actually I'm a ghost.
Jess: Oh okay.
[Laugh track; Prim appears]
Prim: I’m a ghost too!
[Elmo 5 walks in and touches Prim, making him alive again]
Elmo 5: Daddy!
Prim: Oh my Gosh! I’m alive again!
[Laugh track]
Suzy: TOUCH ME TOO!
Elmo 5: No.
[Elmo 5 walks away]
Suzy: I hate you.
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: Well that was fun, but now I’m gonna go!
Jess: Wait… so are you telling me… THAT YOU WASTED OUR TIME TELLING A STORY ABOUT HOW SUZY SHEEP WAS SUPPOSED TO COME BACK TO LIFE TODAY, JUST FOR SUZY SHEEP TO NOT COME BACK TO LIFE?!
Daddy Pig: I thought you didn’t want Suzy Sheep to come back to life.
Jess: THAT WAS BEFORE YOU SPENT TWENTY GOOGLE DOC PAGES HYPING IT UP!
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Actually most of this episode is just recycled from this old thing I never released called “Invasion of the Pigs”.
Jess: I hate you.
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: Anyway, I must be off. T-T-F-M!
Zoltan: Bye, Daddy Pig!
[Daddy Pig leaves]
Zoltan: I like Daddy Pig.
Jess: Wait, what were we talking about before Daddy Pig showed up? Didn’t someone die recently?
SpongeBot: Not that I remember.
Prim: Wasn’t there a crucifixion or something recently?
SpongeBot: Oh yeah! Luis!
Zoltan: Who’s Luis?
[Laugh track]
Jess: WAIT! I JUST REALIZED! THIS IS ALL AN ANALOGY! 
Zoltan: A what now?
Jess: This is the Easter special, right? And what happened on Easter?
SpongeBot: The Easter Bunny was born?
Purple: Oh! Oh! Christian here.
Prim: I thought you were the pedophile of this house.
Purple: That doesn’t mean I can’t go to Church.
[Laugh track]
Purple: Easter was when Jesus was crucified! 
Zoltan: Meaning?
[Laugh track]
Jess: If Luis is basically Jesus in this continuity… then he would get resurrected, right?
Luis: Who’s getting resurrected?
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: WHAT THE [BLEEP]?! LUIS?!
Luis: Yeah, hi.
Granite: But you were crucified!
Luis: Well, um… yeah. Unfortunately I died… BUT I LIVED!
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: But how?!
Luis: Because… it’s Easter.
[Laugh track]
Luis: And Easter’s all about the spring and new life and… will you stop reading too deep into this, okay?!
[Laugh track]
Purple: Wait… [BLEEP]! If Luis is back… then that means I’m not king again. (frowns)
Aaron: You really can’t catch a break, can you?
[Laugh track]
Jess: Welp, at least I can say this has been a pretty decent Easter. Luis died, and then came back to life, and then died again, and then came back to life again! It’s an Easter miracle!
CartoonGuy: EASTER DANCE PARTY!
[Everyone starts dancing to - you guessed it - [BLEEP]ing Uptown Funk. The beat drops and everyone does the whip, the nae nae and dances all over the place.]
Zoltan: This is the best party ever!
[Suddenly, the [BLEEP]ing Easter Bunny walks in and does the [BLEEP]ing floss.]
Easter Bunny: AW YEAH! THIS IS THE MOST LIT EASTER EVER!
[Laugh track; cut to Golfpecks sitting on a chair with Joe Biden standing next to him]
Golfpecks: Now, I know that this episode was a bit different, most of it was just Peppa Pig fanfiction… but Easter is really a very important holiday that should be respected.
Joe Biden: Yeah, Jesus came back on that day!
Golfpecks: So remember to go to church every Sunday, goodbye!
[The episode fades to back and the credits roll]
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