Sproink's First Trip in Platinum (Humor)

You close a large gold-trimmed wagon. 
You nod. 
You strike a heroic pose. 
Tlor snickers. 
You bellow, "Hahaha!" 
Eulogia [General]: "Drats! Im locked out!" 
Eulogia [General]: "And I was getting money!" 
You say, "Let me open that for you." 
You rub your chin thoughtfully. 
You nod to Eulogia. 
You remove a diamond-edged black vaalin lockpick from in your shadowy grey cloak. 
Oengus just arrived. 
(Dhask picks the lock on the wagon.) 
You open a large gold-trimmed wagon. 
***Minutes later*** 
A large wagon rolls off. 
A voice echoes, "Suckers!" 
Category:Humor