Ristar 13:but i loved you

Ristar 13:but i loved you is the 13th game in the ristar series. This game is lost media as all copies were destroyed via the microscopic explosive which is put inside every ristar game, as well as a virus which deletes the game off your system if purchased digitally. The public was unaware of this failsafe each ristar game has until it was used for Ristar 13, not because it was kept secret but because it was in the eula and no one read it.
The Box Art on the side was AI Generated and made by Ristar Historians to show what the box art may have looked like
== Gameplay ==
The gameplay of the game in unknown because everyone forgot sorry
== Story ==
=== Summary ===
There are no surviving copies of any script of the game, though some plot details are known.
The game served as a direct sequel to Ristar 11, and involved ristar drifting through space.
During his space travel he is accosted by Dark Ristar and eventually its revealed that Dark Ristar’s plan is to summon the most powerful Ristar, who is Smallstar from Ristar 3.
Over the course of the game it is revealed by Harribo that Ristar X, Ristar 11, Ristar 12, and Ristarpg V were all “dreams” and effectively retcons them from the canon.
=== Recovered Script ===
in 2018 a copy of the game surfaced online (please dont tell ristar makers)
"Ristar after tumbling through space finds something strange." -back of the box
Ristar: ...wack...
Dark Ristar: wack......
Obirrah:......kcaw
Ristar: Huh?
Dark Ristar: What is it Ristar?
Ristar: Why are you here?
Dark Ristar: Face it Ristar, you are lonely out here, why not spend some time together?
Ristar: But you died! everyone died... and it's all his fault...
Dark Ristar: We may have died, but you cannot let us go yet
Ristar: Well then who's that guy?
Obirrah: Ratsir rouy tsuj gnirebmemer em gnorw
Dark Ristar: Yeah i don't know either
Obirrah: Ratsir esaelp i t'nod ekil siht
Ristar: If it's just my imagination why is it so real?
Dark Ristar: Here in space anything can seem real enough when anything is to far away to exist
Ristar: But are you truely here or am i just so lonely even the person i hate most is having a conversation with me?
Dark Ristar: That's for you to decide
Ristar: But what if i don't like the answer?
Dark Ristar: Then you'll forever be alone
Ristar:... but i can't stand this...
Obirrah: Syug gnikcuf pleh em
Ristar: I can't be alone anymore, ive been drifting so long i just want to see something other than nothing.
Dark Ristar: Sometimes nothing is truely something if your strong enough to make it so
Ristar: ...no
Dark Ristar: Why not?
Ristar: I don't want a redo, i know i can just put on my sunglasses and make everything seem better and revert, but why do it all again but have be meaningless?
Dark Ristar: Sometimes people just want to accept the emptyness and not accept it, at least your not.
Obirrah: Timmaddog od gnihtemos
Ristar: ...What about RRR? what happened to him?
Dark Ristar: ...I don't know
Ristar: Makes sense, GOD how did i never see his true plans it was so obvious!
Dark Ristar: Yeah dumb dumb way to go
Ristar: i bet he changed the timeline, i just can't go back, im stuck to this one
Dark Ristar: Everyone knows a timeline can't be destroyed only taken over by another, i guess nothing isn't hard to take over, i wonder how that new universe is...
Ristar: I bet their having fun...vroom vroom
Dark Ristar: Do you miss him?
Ristar: Who?
Dark Ristar: Grandpappy Ristar
Ristar: I use to, it's just all that happened with you and Barkley i guess i forgot everything before then, even who i was. I couldn't even imagine him here...
Dark Ristar: Maybe he didn't want to be here, you moved on, why have him make you relive the past, only the future is ahead.
Ristar: But the future is litterally nothing.
Dark Ristar: Then embrace it.
Ristar: I can't
Dark Ristar: Then perish
Ristar: I can't die, not with these damn sunglasses and unlimited power at my disposal. Besides, why die when i can live in agony...
Dark Ristar: Maybe you should stop regretting everything Ristar, and remember what made you what you are now, what made you truely happy.
Ristar: Nothing did thats the point, even when i ruled a half of the universe and did massive amounts of drugs, all it did was perpetuate my forever saddness.
Dark RIstar: I thought the war was pretty fun
Ristar: It sucked ass
Dark Ristar: Jeez what the fuck were you taking all your life?
Ristar: Existence.
Dark Ristar: God how the fuck did you beat me so many times your a worthless idiot
Ristar: because i thought it would make me happy, nothing did.
Dark Ristar: Then why am i here right now?
Ristar: I thought only you knew that answer.
Dark Ristar: Maybe you could guess
Ristar: Because you were the only thing that kept me going all those years
Dark Ristar: no, but i guess if you want to think that you can
Ristar: Tell me was it all worth it?
Dark Ristar: Yes, no matter how short my life really was i enjoyed it because i accepted my fate, and being gay does mean happy.
Ristar: Maybe after all these years thats what i was missing, being gay...
Dark Ristar: It's not to late to convert Ristar, afterall who's gonna care anymore?
Obirrah: T'nod od ti!
Ristar: Heh i mean, i guess it's possible
Dark Ristar: Then what's stopping you Ristar?
Ristar: I don't really know...maybe i can't accept being happy
Dark Ristar: Afterall these years you still can't accept being happy, even when it's staring at you with nothing else to ever do?
Ristar: I guess i do.
Dark Ristar: You always were foolish Ristar, but i guess if you don't want to i could stay a while longer
Ristar:... but why?
Dark Ristar: I really don't know that answer
Ristar: I guess that makes sense...
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Ristar: Fine
Dark Ristar: Really?
Ristar: Yeah, i can't do much anymore can i?
Dark Ristar: All i need you to do is touch this *shows a gayrald*
Ristar: But but how?
Dark Ristar: Heheh i bet your sure are suprised indeed, but yes it is a gayrald, i am gay enough to be able to create only one, now all you need to do is touch it Ristar.
Obirrah: ON!
Ristar: ...eugeghue *touches gayrald*
*Suddenly the world flashes rainbow hues and everything seems to glitch out. Until the space dissapears and Ristar is in a room, Harribo and Dark Ristar are in a machine with Ristar.*
Dark Ristar: YOU IDIOT YOU ACTUALLY DID IT AHAHAHAAHHAhAHHAHAHAAHHA
Harribo: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Ristar: Woah woah what what happened?
Dark Ristar: Now that you have touched the gayrald i can now take over the UNIVERSE *he gayaports agay*
Ristar: What whatwhatwhathwatwhatwtahwahthwathwtea
Harribo: Ristar i guess you never really knew did you, i would have stopped you but i walked into the machine whilst singing welcome to the black parade, by international dueping laws i was inverse.
Ristar: But what was that all about Harribo? Where am i?
Harribo: Well i guess you don't really know, after Dark Ristar blasted you into space after the war you were drifting for a while, Dark Ristar found you pretty banged up and trapped you in a space jar.
Ristar: Space jar?
Harribo: Yes, it's like a jar,
Ristar: of course please go on
Harribo: After that he took you to a secret facility you never even noticed that the space you were drifting was just the same space the whole time, and not to long from that he put you in a machine, a machine that creates fake scenarios and memories just as you thought you had done some important things.
Ristar: manhatten? Skyrim? That really big thing were the universe died?
Harribo: All fake memories in order for Dark Ristar to try and make you gay.
Ristar: What does go-karting have to do with being gay?
Harribo: What?
Ristar: When i was there floating aimlessly, i saw some visions for a while, it was like i had died, and the universe had gone on without me. but what was strange is that all i saw was what Dark Ristar was doing, like he was the new main character, he seemed happy there he took over the universe, and then some shit with child murder and a robot it kinda was better without all that.
Harribo: I don't remember him making you believe that...maybe that was the alternate universes Radical Red Ristar talked about.
Ristar: Maybe, maybe. But so is everything after i got blasted, just a joke, a fantasy? Wheres repentacle?
Harribo: Yeah no they is fake.
Ristar: Mel gibson?
Harribo: what?
Ristar: Fine fine, but why are you here?
Harribo: Me and the men scouted out this place for months kinda wanting to watch what you were doing, nothing really happened outside that place, cause Dark Ristar was consumed by his plans to make you gay. I guess he just needed to kill everyone and everything to make you finally give up everything, before he went into the machine to try and convince you i went in but i already told what happend to me.
Ristar: But why does he want me gay? I don't feel gay at all
Harribo: That's good thats good... i guess your just so straight you can never be gay, but still when you touched that Gayrald it's power was emplified cause it became Bi, the strongest of sexual preferences.
Ristar: But what he doing now?
Harribo: We better leave *they leave*
*outside*
Ristar: Woah what is that!
Harribo: Oh god oh fuck it's it's!
Dark Ristar: OH I SEE YOUR HERE NOW *cough* anyway yes it's a giant portal.
Ristar: But for what Dark Ristar?
Dark Ristar: Heheheheheheh for years nobody knew about what a birald would do, it seemed impossible but really i guess it wasn't all you needed to do was touch a gayrald and now i can summon the most powerful being in the universe hehehehOHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Ristar: You can't do that!
Dark Ristar: Oh yes, i, can
Ristar: I can kill you right now!
Dark Ristar; OH really?
Ristar: Yes!
Dark Ristar: so go get to killing me.
Ristar: ok
*Ristar floats to Dark Ristar*
Ristar: ...
Dark Ristar: ?
Ristar: *notices he doesn't have the anti-gayralds* i see the problem
Dark Ristar: OH DO YA? *smacks him*
Ristar: Ouch, anyway how are you gonna beat my secret plan f
Dark Ristar: Plan f?
Ristar: yes
Dark Ristar: Well what is Plan F?
Ristar: I cannot tell you that is confidential anyway how is your sex life?
Dark Ristar: Im a virgin
Ristar: Ha lame
*Dark Ristar suddenly starts convulsing*
Dark Ristar: Yeah so what?
Ristar: Lmao stupid no sex boy has no sex
Dark Ristar: Me am sex boy you are just straight soy boy
Ristar: No sex=no life
*Dark Ristar dies*
Ristar: Now what about this portal gonna do?
Ristar: Better wait i guess.
*Portal starts summoning*
Ristar: Finally
*Soon a small figure appears out the portal before slowly getting bigger until it reaches Ristar*
Ristar: Who are you?
???: It is me Smallstar
Ristar: Where are the rest of your fingers?
Smallstar: Don't need em
Ristar: Well i met you in the smallverse so why are you the strongest being in the universe?
Smallstar: Im the strongest Ristar in this universe
Ristar: Are you gonna kill me?
Smallstar: No
Ristar: What are you gonna do?
Smallstar: ... summon the strongest Ristar in all the universes i guess
Ristar: But why?
Smallstar: Maybe we'll get answers then, one problem is it could summon a few Ristars or just one because power scaling is a little off.
Ristar: But who could be summoned?
Smallstar: Well it could summon
Trigstar: A master of all objects and the powers behind them, he could simply spout a mathimatical equation and everything in the entire world could instantly become triangles of perfect destruction, he also has some minions at his side at all times, known as, Suok, Coat, Toata. With all three of them combined they can turn any person into a mathimatical code in the universe to be real again.
Ristar Undertale: Usually he doesn't do anything but when provoked he can instantly bone you in the ass giving you such sexual pleasure that you explode in a blue fire. Most other times he goes around scaring anyone or anything by teleporting behind them and saying a secret phrase only those strong enough can survive. "Hey it's me Ristar Undertale i fucked your mom ehehehhehehehe"
EmajStar: Known as a controlling star when it's around you cannot control your own body only he can dictate what you can do, sometimes he will take what you do and destroy it from the inside like a imploding star forcing your tears out your body as you see everything crumble around you. Baking a cake? It's done 20 minutes before it should have and he already frosted and ate it without your liking.
SteamedStar: Master of illiusions, no matter what amount of facts and evidence you have they are always right, they can summon large light flashes to either blind or convince others of false actions, they also have the power to put you in "detention" where you cannot move as your body slowly degrades into a ham.
XarkahStar: Has power over almost any Multiverse and Universe even if it's not his, simply able to make it how he see's fit. Sometimes it's said that anytime something universe shaking of importance happens he had a hand in it's actions. If he is encountered he holds a plastic looking orange bat that when hit with instantly makes you burst into flames, he always has the high-ground.
Hostar: He says Ho
Ristar: What do you think it's gonna summon?
Smallstar: I don't know
Ristar: How are you gonna summon them?
Smallstar: Simple *He then does a flip*
Ristar: Wow that was simple
*The portal suddenly spits out another Ristar until slowly it is seen to be non of the ones Smallstar had though*
Dark Ristar: I was dead longer than i wanted, but now that i am back i guess i should kick your ass
Ristar: Dark Ristar?! but you cannot be the strongest being in all the universes!
Dark Ristar: You forgot i had the Birald on me Ristar with it's power and the portal i was able to be revived.
Smallstar: This should be easy to take care of
Dark Ristar: *bites off Smallstars remaining fingers*
Smallstar: *Disapears*
Ristar: But how?
Dark Ristar: Without those fingers he is no longer the strongest in this universe
Ristar: But i loved him!
Dark Ristar: To bad Ristar, but now i must be off. I hope you don't try to follow me, you better go back home and do something.
Ristar: Yeah ok see you at poker night
Dark Ristar: I'll bring the dip.
== Reception ==
Upon release, Ristar 13 was critically panned. Fans were outraged by its casual erasure of several recent ristar games. Popular online critic Trey_zazu famously gave the game a -7/10 saying “it is, and i really truly mean this, mid”. 
Beyond the retcon of games, other complaints included that the game’s plot came off as “pretentious” and that it “just didnt make that much sense when you think about it”.
The game has continued to remain unpopular long after its release. A poll in 2012 on the most popular ristar games had 13 place in dead last.
One guy liked it he made a video called “WHY RISTAR 13 IS A SECRET MASTERPIECE”. I saw it. It wasnt very good
== Banishment ==
On the two year anniversary of the games release, it was destroyed all over the world and made never playable again. Beyond just the destruction of all copies of the game, it was also outlawed worldwide with the punishment for playing it in any capacity death.
Furthermore, in Ristar 28.5 Dere, the game was canonically retconned and explained as a malicious attack from the mysterious antagonist of the Time Erasure Arc.
== Trivia ==
* It is unknown whether this game was made in response to the backlash of Ristar 11, or because the creators had planned this plot twist the whole time.
* Because of Ristar's visions of universe 2 it confirmed to be canon in universe 1.
* Smallstar later died in a KFC after choking on a not boneless wing unable to do the hymlech on himself due to no fingers.
* In the backround during Smallstars explanation of the most powerful Ristars you can see the purple shard floating behind Ristar near Harribo.
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