Star Wars Translations

Star Wars Translations is a Flash file created by Jacob Grahn that was uploaded to Newgrounds in August 2005. Aside from a disclaimer, the content was taken from a blog and not written by Grahn himself.
It includes various images of humorous English translation errors from a Chinese bootleg of Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.
This bootleg's since gone viral on the internet under the name: Star War The Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West, being the origin of the "do not want" meme.
==Content==
The file opens on a simple page with black text on a white background. The top set of text is a disclaimer from Grahn saying he didn't make the images or text, only making the file as he wanted them "to be seen by as many people as possible".
Clicking the arrow brings up the first image, which is a mistranslation of the series' well-known "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...." as "Long time ago in the faraway galaxy" despite the words being onscreen. 
A short sentence is below each image either commenting on the error, showing the original line or making a joke. Only half of the blog's 62 mistranslations are included.
After reaching the final image, the viewer's taken to a simple end page with a caption that replicates Yoda's speech pattern: "captions there be, mangled they are".
==Links==
*View Star Wars Translations
*Full Screen Link
*Original Blog
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