Joe Creigh/Dialogue

==W05_Dialogue_JoeCreigh==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Aw, come on. You know I'm good for it! 	
 	 	 	I can do whatever you need. Reload a machine gun, carry cargo. I can even swab a poop deck if you want me to! 	
 	 	 	Good grief, a supply req? Well, my gun's jammed and I'm not about to give up my uniform, so... 	req = requisition
 	 	 	Will this do? 	Hands player some ammo
 	 	 	Hey, where are you going? That's desertion! 	
 	 	 	Me? Private Joe Creigh. Well, Private-in-training. 	
 	 	 	I came up from Virginia. East Virginia? Well, I'm from the coast. 	East Virginia as opposed to West Virginia
 	 	 	I started out a civvy, though I guess we all do. I'm not that way anymore, though! I can fight the Reds, and I'll prove it! 	
 	 	 	Just as soon as I can finish that darn obstacle course. 	
 	 	 	My whole family's in the Army! Well, they were. Before the War. 	
 	 	 	We've had family in the Army since 1776. It's a tradition! 	
 	 	 	And besides, the Reds... those bombs... 	
 	 	 	Who wouldn't want to join up after what they did to this country? 	
 	 	 	Not to mention all the other dangerous stuff out there. 	
 	 	 	Oh! I know this one! But, uh, could I maybe get to that tomorrow? All this drilling has really worn me down. Rifles are heavier than I thought.	
 	 	 	Okay! Um, which question, exactly? 	
 	 	 	Right aw- Ah. A-Are you s-serious, Sir? 	Having extreme second thoughts
 	 	 	I-I'm really going to go f-fight? I, uh, I wasn't... 	
 	 	 	You know, uh, Sarge had me... I'm on latrine duty and, uh... 	Sarge = Sergeant Gutsy
 	 	 	I'm going to have to belay that order on account of... well, you know... *gulp* 	
 	 	 	Roger! I'll hold down the fort. Camp. Whatever. Sir! 	
 	 	 	Still waiting on some orders. Reasonable orders. 	
 	 	 	Can't wait to go fight some commies. And robots. And all that other stuff. 	
 	 	 	Is it still dangerous out there? 	
 	 	 	Hi again! Everything's fine here. Sarge and I are fine. 	Sarge = Sergeant Gutsy
 	 	 	Hey, this is U.S. Army property! Or what's left of it. 	
 	 	 	Are you here to join up? 	
 	 	 	Talk to Sarge if you're reporting for duty. 	Sarge = Sergeant Gutsy
 	 	 	Halt! You're trespassing. I think. 	
 	 	 	The Camp's in tip-top shape, Sir! Well, the important bits. 	
 	 	 	We have uniforms, weapons, and ammunition. And then there's the training course. 	
 	 	 	It works! I did it! Well, most of it. Okay, some of it. But it's automated and it does work! 	
 	 	 	You can run, jump, shoot. The rifle range is great, though it doesn't teach you how to unjam a firearm... 	
 	 	 	Most of all, it's safe. Unlike out there... 	Somber, contemplative
 	 	 	Understood. How about orders? Any orders? 	
 	 	 	Well if you're looking to sign up, Sarge has a whole training program set up. 	Sarge = Sergeant Gutsy
 	 	 	The Army automated the whole thing. And with today's recruiting standards, anyone can be a soldier now! Even me! 	
 	 	 	I'd make a great soldier, too. I'm real good at taking orders. Go ahead, try me! 	
 	 	 	Well, uh, that may be the case, but don't you think it's time we rebuilt the Army? It's been years! 	
 	 	 	I mean, who knows how many stinking commies are still lurking out there. 	
 	 	 	We gotta gun 'em all down, I say. I'm ready to go. I just need the order. 	
 	 	 	You've got an order for me, right? 	
 	 	 	Whoa golly, a civvy! This is Army property, so... Or, wait. Are you a soldier? A real soldier!? 	
 	 	 	Marching orders? 	
 	 	 	Wow! I can't believe I'm- I mean, uh, Private Creigh, reporting for duty, Sir! 	
 	 	 	What's my first assignment? I'm ready for it, I know I am! 	
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