Diana Yolanavanyavicz

Diana Yolanavanyavicz is a character role-played by Artisnack.
==Gallery==
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Dating game-2023-11-07.png|Winning "The Dating Game" on November 7, 2023
== Backstory ==
Diana comes from a small village in Northern Canada that she was raised to believe was Lithuania. Her village was named for the deer that kept their village alive and warm hundreds, of years before modern day. 
The village has been cut off from the world for years with no access to outside technology or information except for the village's shared PSP which was competed for monthly in a winner-take-all style fight. These fights have been known to be bloody and dangerous, though Diana has boasted winning the PSP three times before leaving the village.
Growing up, Diana was passionate about vegetables and their history with the village. According to village lore, vegetables are descended from ancient, dangerous mutant vegetables that once enslaved and persecuted her village in the past.
== Los Santos ==
Diana arrived in Los Santos with nothing and made some fast friends at SAS Labs where she plotted to harvest and sell celebrity farts in jars. She unfortunately never got this idea off the ground. 
Diana quickly made an enemy in Reed Dankleaf while wandering around the apartments on her second day in the city. After Reed beat her up and took her cash, Diana wandered around the city trying to find a weapon and accidentally wandered into the R.U.S.T. Compound. Here she met Robyn Arrowheart and Santiago Madrid, forming the iconic and short-lived Croc Gang. As Croc Gang, Diana, Robyn & Santi would wear the greatest footwear known to man - Crocs - and "threaten" people with reverse robberies (aka put-pocketing) where they would put random items like vegetables, notebooks and more. After their first and last radio wave turf war at Hayes Auto against GSF, Croc Gang would put their activities on hold.
After an interview with Purrtricia Nyan, Diana was hired by the UWU Cafe and would quickly become a loyal employee. Although she would earn a steady paycheck, Diana would quickly become known for being consistently broke. 
Cuddles Fish became Diana's friend after a few meetings outside of the apartments and at Burger Shot. Cuddles would trust Diana to ask for help with a job she was given by a powerful person in the city - to gather human kidneys. Cuddles asked Diana not to judge her and told her she did not enjoy the killing but needed to fulfill a contract. After trusting and befriending Cuddles, Diana was invited to Goon School.
== Goon School ==
Diana's first day of Goon School began with her being dropped off at La Fuente Blanca by Santi and Robyn after Santi advised Diana to speak to Speedy if she was interested in growing vegetables.
She arrived and was greeted by her friends Cuddles & Cornelius Seolfor, and Goons she hadn't met and was told by Speedy that they would escort her to Burger Shot and rob the restaurant without pulling a weapon. After attempting to rob them by tricking Finn Brenan into thinking she was filming Burger Shot: The Musical, Diana was shot by Shelly which began a rapid evacuation of Diana by Danny Goomba to Grandma's for medical help. On their return to La Fuente Blanca, Diana was inducted into Goon School & Cuddles was fired by Shelly, beginning a rivalry with Diana and Burger Shot.
To be continued...
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