The Lagtity

ru:The Lagtity
So, I hate lags. So I’m making an pasta about an entity that always lags.
Enjoy :D
- TheCuckooMinion
==Long Time No See...==
Pretty normal day. Been a long time from encountering weird things in Minecraft. I called Pat and Ethan over to play MCPE on a new map I downloaded from MCPEDL.
[Me] Guys join me. I just downloaded a cool map!
[Ethan] What is it called?
[Me] The End Apocolypse. It’s a zombie game!
[Pat] AHHH BRAINDEADS
[Me] AHHH
[Ethan] AHHH
[Me] AHHH STAHP ”AHHH”ING
[Pat] AHHH
[Ethan] AHHH
After a long time to stop “AHHH”ing...
[Me] Finally stopped
[Pat] AHHHHH
[Me] SHUT THE FUDGE UP
[Pat] Okey me stop
[Me] ...
When we are in the middle of mission of rescueing a villager, I noticed a figure at the edge of my view. I looked at it, and it disappeared.
[Me] Guys I just saw a figure.
[Pat] Really?
[Ethan] Huh, we didn’t notice it.
[Me] It looks like a entity with a checkered skin.
[Ethan] Cool, like the floor on FNaF?
[Me] Yup.
[Pat] Well we better keep an eye out for that entity.
[Ethan and I] Agreed.
After completing the villager rescue mission. We set off to turn the power back on at the factory. We entered the password and went inside. And the checkered entity was standing there, but it didn’t notice us.
[Me] Guns out. That thing is there.
[Ethan] It’s Mr. Chessboard
[Pat] Lol
[Me] Shhh... don’t... it might hear us...
1 minute later...
[Lagtity] Hello.
[Me] AHHHHH SHOOT AHHHHHH IT NOTICED US
[Pat and Ethan] AHHHHHHH!
Another minute later...
[Lagtity] Please stop it hurts.
We kept shooting, but that thing called Lagtity stopped taking damage.
[Me] It’s not taking damage *stops shooting*
[Pat] And it’s not moving
[Lagtity] Lagtity left the game.
[Ethan] ... if this is a creepypasta like the ones you met before, it’s the worst one ever. I thought it would be more exciting...
[Me] This one I think is better at least. It doesn’t mess with us or tries to kill us.
[Pat] I don’t want to die.
[Me] No one wants to die. Unless they are insane or hates themself and have suicidal thoughts.
[Ethan] True.
[Pat] Maybe... we should get back on topic about this facility thing?
[Me] Sure.
==R.I.P. Chat ==
Then suddenly, a bunch load of message appeared at the chat. Making us distracted.
[Lagtity] Lagtity joined the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity left the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity joined the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity left the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity joined the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity left the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity joined the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity left the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity joined the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity left the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity joined the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity left the game.
[Lagtity] Lagtity joined the game.
[Me] Finally stopped.
[Pat] And remember, R.I.P. chat.
[Ethan] Rest In Peace. Have a good time in heaven, chat.
[Me] And... this entity is here. Again.
==Triggered==
[Lagtity] You done a good job.
[Pat] Thanks!
[Ethan] Really, Pat?
[Pat] Yes really.
[Me] ...
[Lagtity] You triggered me. And now you will be gone.
[Me] Shoot this guy he is triggered omg.
We shot all our ammo at him, he took no damage, and started to lag us.
[Ethan] I’m lagging
[Me] Why aren’t you guys moving?
[Pat] Why is everything teleporting ahhhhhh
[Ethan and Pat] Use cheats DiMSYt!
I desperately typed the /kill @e[type=zombie] command. It took a long time to do since the keyboard was also lagging. But the command worked, and every zombie was killed. The game stopped lagging.
[Lagtity] NO. NO. NOOO. THIS IS NOT THE END. THIS IS NEVER THE END. I WILL HAVE REVENGE. YOU WILL PAY YOUR PRICE DOING THIS. YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!
After that, Lagtity was gone. And there was a long moment of silence.
[Pat] Well, at least we don’t have to fight zombies anymore.
[Ethan] RIP map.
[Me] Yes, RIP map, it got ruined.
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