The Mdfk Virus (Joke)

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Normal hemingway Today at 06:12 AM
Dulling what do we do, the virus has spread everywhere, we can't do anything dude
Dulling Today at 06:12 AM
don't worry man I have this kind of freeze juice that can freeze the infection, also making an anti-mdfk thing to reverse the effects of the virus, wish me luck
vini mdfk Today at 06:13 AM
You cannot do anything. I shall continue to spread this virus and soon, everybody will be under my control.
vini mdfk Today at 06:13 AM
Dulling, I am coming for you next. You shall not make the anti-mdfk vaccine.
Dulling Today at 06:13 AM
L bozo+ratio+don't care+didn't ask+cope+seethe
Normal hemingway Today at 06:14 AM
DULLING FUCKING RUN HE'S GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU.
The Merry Narrator Today at 18:17 PM
Help me. Ever since I interacted with the great Vini mdfk, nothing has ever been the same. I feel sick right now, and I don't think I can last much longer. I keep saying "mdfk" for no fucking reason, and I don't remember who I am. Guys, if I die, please tell my family and friends that I love them.
Normal hemingway Today at 18:17 PM
Oh my fucking god somebody please star that right now wtf
Darth mdfk Today at 18:18 PM
You shall not flee. Join us. Together, we shall worship the almighty, the omnipotent, Vini mdfk.
Clov mdfk Today at 18:18 PM
Join us.
=The Mdfk Virus=
==Description==
The Mdfk Virus is a contagious disease that continues to spread and infect people who reside in the Backrooms Fandom Discord Server. It was discovered by a wanderer who goes by the name "Vini". Vini had found some mysterious purple goop appearing in the corners of Level 0, and had the sudden urge to slurp it, infecting him with the Mdfk Virus. Vini would soon later infect anyone who talks or interacts with him, causing more and more people to become infected. If anybody sees a person constantly saying the word "mdfk" repeatingly, run. There is nothing you can do to save them, you can only save yourself. 
The Mdfk Virus is known for taking over their victim's minds, and making them worship Vini mdfk. The virus can only affect the people inside the Backrooms Fandom Discord Server, but rumors say that it can be spread to different Discord servers, such as Liminal Archives and Wikidot. But due to the lack of evidence supporting this rumor, it has been deemed false as of now. People who've been infected by the Mdfk virus have their own designated language, also known as the "Mdfk" language. They only communicate using one word, "mdfk", but somehow the infected can still understand eachother. Many people have attempted to decode the language using ciphers, but to no avail. 
Once you have been infected with the Mdfk Virus, you will experience multiple stages of infection, and you'll turn into a brainless monstrosity that can only say (Your Name) mdfk. Here are the list of infection stages: 
===Stage 1=== 
*You'll frequently reply to Vini mdfk, as if obsessed with it
*You'll worship Vini mdfk by praising and complimenting it
*You'll uncontrollably attack someone if they insult or have an immense hatred towards Vini mdfk
*You'll start to hear a mysterious voice screaming the words "mdfk" into your ears 
(Note: The wanderer's personality will still be normal, and they may have a chance of realizing that they've been infected.) 
===Stage 2=== 
*You'll have short term memory loss of your identity and your family members
*You'll only communicate with other infected people
*You'll address Vini mdfk as "Lord mdfk", or "Almighty mdfk" 
(Note: People who are at this stage cannot recover, and should be executed or contained under all costs.) 
===Stage 3=== 
*You'll only communicate with Vini mdfk
*Every memory you have will be completely wiped out of existence, and your mind will be completely taken over by the virus
*You'll address yourself as (Your Username) mdfk
*You'll start to be aggressive, and will attack anyone that isn't infected
*You'll have the ability to turn into an animal form of your choice 
(Note: People at this stage cannot be saved, and should be terminated at all costs in order to save countless other wanderers.) 
===Stage Vini=== 
*Automatically worshipped by all infected people
*Can control all infected people
*Gains powers such as infecting people who are within a 100 meter radius 
(Note: There is only one person who's at this stage, with that being Vini mdfk, as this stage was specifically named after it.) 
==Patients== 
Although there are many people who are infected, there are only a total of 10 main infecting agents/patients: 
===Patient #1: Vini mdfk===
Vini mdfk, also known as Patient #1, is the origin of the entire virus. Vini mdfk had encountered some sticky, purple goop lying in one of the corners of Level 0 and decided to drink it, causing him to become the monstrosity we know today. Vini mdfk is also addressed as the "God of mdfk", and can only communicate using his name. We have yet to terminate this monster, so we advise everybody to be cautious for now.
He resembles a normal wanderer but with lots of bleeding cuts in him, with some of his bones even sticking out of his skin. His designated animal form resembles a white cat with burning orange eyes, and his animal form also dons a Russian hat. Looking into his eyes will causing your eyes to burst in flames.
 
===Patient #2: Clov mdfk===
Clov mdfk, also known as Patient #2, was the second person to be infected by the Mdfk Virus. He's considered to be Vini mdfk's right hand man, and has the second highest kill count for now. He had accidentally replied to Vini mdfk, thinking it was okay, and ended up becoming infected. Clov mdfk appears to speak faster than Vini mdfk, but is less well known. Clov mdfk fortunately, has been terminated.
Clov mdfk resembles a brown haired man but half of his face is completely gone. Its animal form resembles a fuzzy brown dog with exceptionally short legs.
 
===Patient #3: Darth mdfk===
Darth mdfk, also known as Patient #3, was the third person to be infected by the Mdfk Virus. He is a Stage 2 victim of the virus and has got the third highest kill count. He doesn't reply to Vini mdfk often in the Discord Server, therefore, we predict he isn't that close to Vini mdfk. We have cured him, however, he sometimes turns into his animal form, infecting everyone who talks to him.
Darth mdfk resembles an extremely bright, pulsating, dark maroon creature. The animal form of Darth mdfk is a wolf with bright, firey red eyes.
 
===Patient #4: Sync mdfk===
Sync mdfk, also known as Patient #4, was the fourth person to be infected by the Mdfk Virus. He is a Stage 3 victim of the virus and has got a very high kill count, approximately only one kill less than Darth mdfk. He is also the creator of the infamous Empyreanverse canon. The position of Sync mdfk towards Vini mdfk is currently unknown. Although he is a Stage 3 victim, he seems to act different than other Stage 3 victims. Instead of continuously saying Sync mdfk, he speaks and does things in a considerably weird way. Due to his weird nature and behavior, we have yet to cure him.
Sync mdfk's appearance is currently undetermined, as his appearance differs from one wanderer to other. The animal form of Sync mdfk is a fox with fuzzy, red fur and only a single eye.
 
===Patient #5: Michi mdfk===
Michi mdfk, also known as Patient #5 or Michigan mdfk, was the fifth person to be infected by the Mdfk Virus. She is a Stage 2 victim of the virus and has a medium kill count. She has formed close bonds with all other patients, and has also talked with Vini mdfk a lot. It is unknown how she got infected, but many speculate that she had accidentally replied to Darth mdfk and got infected. She was originally cured, but due to some after-effects, she is now deceased.
Michi mdfk resembles a light-blue haired woman with a top hat. Her animal form is that of a fluffy, blue rabbit.
 
===Patient #6: Purpl mdfk===
Purpl mdfk, also known as Patient #6, was the sixth person to have been infected by the Mdfk virus. She is a Stage 2 victim of the virus, however, she has a low kill count. She had jokingly replied to Vini mdfk, thinking the virus wasn't real, and ended up getting infected by it. People have tried to cure her, but all attempts failed, so she ended up being executed.
She resembles a pink haired girl with purple clothing. Her animal form is that of a purple wolf with glowing white eyes.
 
===Patient #7: Aidan mdfk===
Aidan mdfk, also known as Patient #7, was the seventh person who was infected by the virus. He is a Stage 3 victim and has a pretty high kill count. He had replied to Vini mdfk on purpose, to prove that the virus wasn't real, and ended up becoming one with the infected. Luckily, he has been cured, but due to side-effects he's now become a box TV from the 90's.
His appearance is a black-haired man with a black shirt and pants. His animal form is a black cat with white eyes.
 
===Patient #8: The Merry Narrator mdfk===
The Merry Narrator mdfk, also known as Jimbob mdfk and Patient #8, was the eighth person to have been infected. Although he may seem hostile at first, he hasn't killed anyone. The reason he was infected is unknown. He is the only patient who remembers his own identity. His brain appears to be fighting the virus, causing him to have two personalities: a normal one and an infected one. We have interviewed him and he has officially been cured.
He resembles a knight with iron armor, and his animal form is still unknown to this day.
 
===Patient #9: Forklif mdfk===
Forklif mdfk, also known as Patient #9, was the ninth person to be infected by the virus. Forklif mdfk is a Stage 1 victim of the virus and has a very low kill count, and can still remember his identity. His reason of infection is unknown, and he has somehow managed to fight off the virus, curing himself.
He resembles a normal male in a green shirt, and he does not have an animal form.
 
===Patient #10: Glitch mdfk===
Glitch mdfk, aka Patient #10, was the tenth person to be infected by the virus. She is a Stage 3 victim of the virus, and has a large kill count. She had accidentally replied to Darth mdfk, causing her to become infected. She also has a close bond with Vini mdfk. Thankfully, she has been cured.
She resembles a woman with both purple hair and clothing. Her animal form is that of a cat with purple fur.
 
==Vaccines and Antidotes== 
People have created lots of vaccines and antidotes to try and counter the Mdfk virus, but only some were successful. The only successful vaccines and antidotes were made by Dr.Normal and Dr.Dulling, and have been proven useful in countering the virus. They have both been awarded with the infamous Honorary Anti-Mdfk Medal, and have been holding onto this award like a badge of honor. 
===Freeze Juice=== 
 Freeze Juice is a vaccine created by Dr.Normal and Dr.Dulling in order to try and counter the effects of the virus. Freeze Juice is a light-blue liquid that contains ice, water and mercury. Although it did not remove the effects of the virus, it did temporarily freeze it. Freeze Juice can also lower an infected's stage by one. For example, if you were to inject freeze juice in a Stage 2 infected, it would turn into a Stage 1 infected. 
===Anti-mdfk=== 
 Anti-mdfk is an antidote that was made by Dr.Normal and Dr.Dulling. Anti-mdfk was their second attempt on trying to remove the effects of the virus and was deemed successful. It can completely remove the effects of the virus but the infected person must be injected by it daily for seven days straight. Anti-mdfk is a purple-pink liquid that contains the blood of Vini mdfk and the blood of Sanguine Festivus. 
===The Executioner=== 
 The Executioner is a weapon that is used against the infected. It was made by Dr.Normal and Dr.Dulling and its purpose is to terminate infected people who are deemed dangers to society. The Executioner is only used under specific circumstances where an infected manages to break free of containment. The Executioner is a purple gun that shoots lasers that are specifically programmed to target the infected. These lasers contain both Freeze Juice and Anti-mdfk.
==The End== 
The following message below was a note we found in the Backrooms Fandom Discord Server. It appears to have been written by Dr.Normal: 
Hello, whoever is reading this note, my name is Dr.Normal. You may have heard of the Mdfk virus, well it has gotten out of hand. I can no longer control the situation. All my research has deemed no use against the infection. Dulling is dead, and soon, everybody will die. I have The Executioner, but it'll be useless. Vini mdfk continues to rule the Backrooms Fandom Discord Server. Even the administrators couldn't do anything.
This is the end of the Discord server. Soon, it'll spread worldwide. Maybe even infecting Wikidot, or Liminal Archives. I have been driven into hiding, but not for long. I'm developing something that'll possibly save all of mankind. And Vini mdfk, I am not a coward. I will hunt you down and kill you once and for all.
The End.
 
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