Transcript:Perfect Peter's Revenge

Moody Margaret: Oh. You're still a junior member, then. Susan's got chocolate hobblers. She can be treasurer.
(Henry and Peter both give a 'thumbs-up' sign)
Moody Margaret: Good enough, you can be... Chief Assistant and the secretary for sneaky plans and schemes.
Horrid Henry: Enemy raid! (takes the chocolate hobblers)
Moody Margaret: Henry!
Sour Susan: My hobblers!
Moody Margaret: AFTER HIM!!! (she and the rest of the girls chase after Henry)
Horrid Henry: Now!
Perfect Peter: (struggling to pull the shovel) I... I... I... I... I can't!
(The Secret Club members chase after Henry)
Horrid Henry: Idiot!
(The Secret Club members together) GET HIM!
(Peter sighs; Henry opens the door and chases after Peter)
Horrid Henry: Right, that's it. Give me your membership card. Now. (Peter hands him his membership card and rips it) You're no longer a member of the Purple Hand Gang! You're just not bad enough. (turns the shovel)
Perfect Peter: Yes, I am! I could be bad! I can do bad things, Henry, and guess who I can do them to? TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
(Title card shows)
Goody-Goody Gordon: You want revenge? With Henry? Isn't that naughty?
Perfect: Peter: Yes... But I don't know how to do it. I've never done revenge before.
(Goody-Goody Gordon reads a book on how to get revenge, meanwhile Perfect Peter is waiting for answer, with Spotless Sam and Tidy Ted waiting patiently aswell)
Perfect Peter: Come on, Best Boys Club! We've got to come up with something really bad.
Spotless Sam: You could ask him to pass the ketchup and not say "thank you".
Perfect Peter: (snatches book out of Goody-Goody Gordon's hands)
Goody-Goody Gordon: Hey!
Perfect Peter: That was bad! (giggles) Let's see if Best Boys Club magazine has any advise. (reads out) "Ten things every teacher's pet should know; why making your bed is good for you; have you told someone you love them today?" (stops reading) Love! That's it! The perfect revenge! (evil laughing)
(Perfect Peter goes on the computer and Goody-Goody Gordon, Tidy Ted and Spotless Sam reads more about how to be naughty).
(Spotless Sam and Tidy Ted thought of a good idea, and they whisper it in Perfect Peter's ears and Perfect Peter presses the button to print it off, and Spotless Sam passes it to Tidy Ted)
(Tidy Ted brings it to the kitchen where he painted the paper Red and cuts the paper out in a love-heart shape, and passes it to Perfect Peter)
Perfect Peter: No... It's too perfect.
(He cuts out the heart in a more evil way, and gets the ketchup out of the kitchen and squirts it on the love heart. Goody-Goody Gordon and Tidy Ted looks up and makes a disgusted face)
(The Best Boys Club all goes outside to have a picnic and Perfect Peter wraps an apple around with a love heart and wraps it with a string)
(Horrid Henry walks outside and Goody-Goody Gordon gasped, and grabs his binoculars and spied on Henry).
(Goody-Goody Gordon gave a thumbs up, so Perfect Peter got the apple love heart ready and Tidy Ted and Spotless Sam puts on their gloves. Tidy Ted and Spotless Sam helps up Peter and he throws the love heart into Moody Margeret's garden and into her treehouse)
Moody Margaret: Ow! (unwraps the strings and the love message to show an apple inside, and gets the love note)
Moody Margaret: (reads out) "Dear Margaret, I love you. Will you marry me? Signed, Henry?"
Sour Susan: What?
Singing Soraya: Ooh-whee!
Moody Margaret: (sighing) Hmm. Ah! Poor love sick boy! (scoffs) He can't help it! (pulls out mirror) I'm just so lovable
(another ball heads into the treehouse, hitting Sour Susan's head)
Sour Susan: Hey! (opens up the letter)
Moody Margaret: No wonder Henry wants to marry me.
Sour Susan: He doesn't. He wants to marry me! (shows love letter) Look, he wrote me a love poem. "To beautiful Susan."
Moody Margaret: What! (snatches love letter out of Susan's hands), (reads out) "Oh, Susan, no one's pretty as you. You always smell lovely just like shampoo". (scoffs) He means dog poo!
Sour Susan: No, he doesn't. He loves me.
Singing Soraya: (giggles silently)
Moody Margaret: (scoffs) He's cheating on me already! (sits down) I'll show him! (shouts) Pen!
(Singing Soraya passes Margaret a pen, and Margaret writes a letter to Henry)
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