The Get-Out-of-the-Water! Film

Bill: The Get-Ou---[chuckles] *bleep* The Ge---[chuckles] *bleep* The Get-Out-of-the-Water---[bursts with laughter] *bleep* The Get-Out-of-the-Water! Film
Narrator: It's a lovely day in the country. George and Bill are bored.
George: What can we do?
Bill: I don't know! Hey, I remembered I made a Dive-In Movie with the kiddie pools! So with my pool, we can all do the same thing!
George: Great idea, Bill! Let's tell Allie!
Bill: Good idea, George! Or should I say city kid?!
[Audience laughs, Full House theme song plays]
George: Not funny!
[Cut to Allie's house]
George: [knocks on Allie's door]
Allie: [opens the door] Hello, George!
George: Hi!
Bill: We're doing another Dive-In Film!
Allie: Really? OK! Is it at your pool?
Bill: Yes!
Allie: Then I better put my yellow floaties on!
[10 seconds later]
Allie: OK! Got my floaties on!
Bill: OK! Sweet!
Bill: Let's invite other people!
Allie: OK!
[Later at night]
Bill: OK! Let's play Baby Shark!
Allie: According to Youtube, Baby Shark has 7 Billion views!
Steve: Didn't know that!
[Baby Shark plays for 39 seconds, but a shark came out of the screen!]
George, Allie, Ted, Bill, Steve, Betsy, Carla, Mr. Renkins, Mrs. Renkins, Anna, Danno Wolfe, Doorman, Mrs. Quint, Professor Wiseman, Marco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ted: OH NO, WE ACCIDENTALLY FORGET TO CHECK IF THERE'S A REAL SHARK IN THAT MOVIE!
Everyone: [SCREAMING AND RUNNING IN CIRCLES AND GETTING EATEN]
Allie: OH GOSH OH GOSH WHAT DO WE DO?!!!!!
Ted: We have to kill him!
Allie: HOW!??!?!?! BUT HOW?!?!
Ted: BY KILLING HIM!
Professor Wiseman: I got a taser gun!
Allie: Everybody hide!
[Everyone hides except for Professor Wiseman]
Shark explodes with goo. Nobody got dirty or gooey except for Professor Wiseman.]
Everyone [expect Steve, Betsy, Anna, Danno Wolfe, Doorman, and Marco because they are legless.]: Professor Wiseman, you saved us all!
Professor Wiseman: Sure, I did! But I'm all gray!
Danno Wolfe: Call an ambulance! PLEASE! I need Emergency Plastic Surgery!
Steve: That is an app!
[Later at 8:00 in the morning after bloody accidents.]
[Some New York habitants are in a announcement with the president and the mayor]
[Ms. Renkins is talking]
Ms. Renkins: That's why we should forbid the Baby Shark movie! Primarily, the shark ate Steve, Betsy, Anna, Danno Wolfe, Doorman, and Marco's legs!
Ted: Secondarily, it was a stupid idea for all of us because we didn't check warning stickers and tertiarily we should have opt to watch a non-violent movie.
Anna: Quaternarily, we should have watched Splash and Bubbles!
Mr. Quint: Quinarily, don't watch a scary movie that's coming to life!
Allie: And "senarily", don't have a shark in your pool!
Theodore Roosevelt: Thanks for your time. And now the Baby Shark movie is officially banned in New York!
Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
Bill de Blasio: Thanks for forbidding that movie, when I was a kid, I found that movie dangerous.
Theodore Roosevelt: Don't worry, everything will be fine now!
Steve: THANK YOU!!!
Betsy: WE AREN'T GONNA WATCH THAT MOVIE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Scene cuts to Allie's house, George and Allie are sitting in chairs relaxing]
[The doorbell can be listened]
[Allie opens the door]
Bill: Allie, sorry for picking that movie that came to life.
Allie: It's fine.
Bill: Here, you have a box of chocolate donuts and a flower pot with flowers in it!
Allie: Thanks!
Bill: You're welcome. Bye!
[Allie goes to Mr. Renkins, Mrs. Renkins, and George]
Allie: Bill apologized me and she gave us this box of chocolate donuts and a flower pot with flowers!
Mrs. Renkins: The flower pot is so cute! [grabs the pot and puts it on the table]
Allie: Can we eat some donuts now? Please?
Everyone: Yes!
Allie: Okay!
[George opens the box and everyone grabs 2 donuts each]
[Everyone starts eating the donuts and the camera gets away from the house with motion blur]
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