Smeargle vs. Magikarp

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==Cast==
ZombieLicker (IRBoC) as Smeargle
Brandon Lorbes as Magikarp/Gyarados/Mega Gyarados
== Lyrics ==
=== Smeargle: ===
Let me Sketch a painting so stop flopping around
I can knockout this fishy with just one little Pound
You're such a dumbass, you couldn't even learn how to swim
What's worse a fisher didn't have one of you, HE HAD SIX
You are untrainable even when put in the Day Care
Hell, it'd be a waste to feed you Candy that's so Rare
Your Splash attack? HA! You barely gave me a drop
I've seen better water moves from a dirty fucking mop
=== Magikarp: ===
Bitch please! At least I don't come with just one move
I got Tackle, Flail, and Bounce, you're lame as Zigzagoon
No one knows about Johto, worst generation I ever heard
Don't test me when I evolve, I'm a fish AND a bird
You'd be stupid enough to buy me for five hundred dollars
And when I'm shiny, I'm in a golden color
Get out of here Pisscaso, quit whipping that tail around
Professor Oak is gonna regret that you were ever found
=== Smeargle: ===
Nobody would use an Old Rod just because of your lame ass
If I wanted to have a fish, I would've chosen Feebas
James from Team Rocket wouldn't train you cause you can't do shit
Just because you're a Water Type, dosen't mean you can spit
There's nothing "Magik" about you because you're useless
Even Goldeen is better than you, she won't give you her Luvdisc
I might be weak too but at least my move does damage
You're just a piece of trash, I'll nickname you Trubbish
=== Gyarados: ===
Have a dose of Gyarados you mother fucking joke
You better run bitch, just Vincent Van GO!
I'm Dragon Raging to kill you in a Whirlpool of death
This fast rap is for real I aint on Crystal Meth
By the end of this battle, you'll be painted in red
Do you know what I'm saying? Your little ass is dead!
Can you believe I was puny? Now I'm mighty and tall
If you think I'm bad now, LET ME MEGA EVOLVE
=== Mega Gyarados: ===
Oh look at me! What am I? I'm like a Water Type Zeppelin
Why not Dive in with me? C'mon and have a dip in!
I got that Mold Breaker you're abilities won't do shit
Before I was Water-Flying, now its Water and Darkness
When you faint, I'll celebrate with a Rain or Dragon Dance
Don't tick me off Smeargle cause I easily can Thrash
I am the most artrocious Pokemon the world has ever seen
This battle will be finished by my powerful Hyper Beam
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/smeargle-vs-magikarp-gaming-all-star-rap-battles-season-2
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTvNFaPDT4
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Smeargle
Magikarp
</poll>