Poland

Poland is an epic country in Europe that is ruled by Po.
It is very well known for its appreciation with North Hyrule and hatred of the Mushroom Kingdom. Poland is the only place in the UnWorld you can find a portal to Teletubby Land. It was destroyed during the 27 Day Battle of Epicness, but Po ordered every man, woman and child to rebuild his empire so it was finished within a few weeks. The capital of Poland is Pokyo (also known as Warsaw), which is the birth place of the evil Pokémon.
==Etymology==
Poland was named by Po. She wanted to make a nation completely dedicated to herself, so she named it Poland.
==History==
Poland used to be a land full of green grass and beautiful trees, but nobody liked that kind of stuff back then, and the last person who invaded it started a war, so Nobody wanted the land. So, Po, wanting her own country, claimed it for herself in 1950. Then she got a lot of nukes and nuked the land into the barren desert we know today. In 2021, she also blew up Krakow along with the entire Sinnoh Province around it with a kinetic strike because of one guy she really hated. This is one of two good things she has ever done, the first of which was punching Captain 1 for stealing her Frosty. In the 5000s, po was overthrown (and banished to a distant planet) by her people who did not like her government and got aid from the UnUS.
==Politics==
Poland has an absolute monarchy and Po is the absolute leader. If you question her, your head comes off. In Poland, there are two types of people: Po and the Teletubbies (Absolute Power!!!!1!) and Peasants (N00bs). Po and the Teletubbies have absolute power and Peasants do all of the work and don't get paid. It is divided into 3 provinces (4 formerly), Sinnoh (now gone because of Po using a kinetic strike and the territory was annexed Hoenn) in the southeast, Kanto in the southwest, Johto in the northwest and Hoenn occupying the east although it formerly occupied the Northeast but it got bigger because it annexed the former territory of Sinnoh
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