St. Patrick's Day Quotes

:Michael: Green M&M's! Nature's Viagra!
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:Dwight: Dweedle Dee and Dweedle Dumb-ass have been away on maternity leave. Now Dweedle Dumb-ass is back, and we have a problem. Yes, getting hooked on Mega-Desk was my own damn fault. But ... I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about is Mega-Desk. That is all I care about. Getting. More. Mega-Desk.
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:Dwight: They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!
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:Erin: I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once, when I was in the hospital from age three to six.
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:Todd Packer: What's up, Butt plug?
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:Angela: Yes, I'm anxious to get off work. But let me be clear. It's not to celebrate St Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.
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:Jim: Yeah. We should be able to have that right over to you by Monday. Yeah no problem. [Reveal Jim behind Quad-Desk] Thank you.
:Dwight: What the hell is this?
:Jim: Oh!
:Dwight: This is not Mega-Desk.
:Jim: No, it's not. They call it Quad-Desk.
:Dwight: That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.
:Jim: Oh my God. We're going to have to rename it then aren't we? [Dwight's phone rings. He crawls into nook under Jim's Quad-Desk]
:Dwight: Hello, Dwight Schrute?
Category:Season 6 quotes