Tax Collectors

Tax Collectors are a species of cat that gently persuade people who have not paid their taxes so that they pay them. If the person is a tax evader, does not pay their taxes, or tries to fight back they get severely injured and often killed. Some tax collectors are humans too and can be found in hell, but who cares about those ones. There's a purple one called Gimmace.
== Appearance ==
A usual tax collector is an orange, anthropomorphic cat. They wear black shoes, a white shirt, and black overalls. They also carry a bag (possibly of money) in their tail.
== Diet ==
# Purina (any kind)
# Cat poison (tastes fizzy to it)
# Tax evader corpses
# Rats and Mice
# Unpaid taxes of tax evaders it murdered (another thing they could have in that bag)
== History ==
=== The first tax collector ===
It all started four score and seven years ago, in an area where tax evasion was like a disease. A small, smol, anthropomorphic tabby cat got angry at this and sought to change it. It donned some clothes, a bag, and knife to murder the tax evaders. This proved effective, and soon all other cats like it did the same
=== Growth in population ===
At first, the population was made of former tabbys, but then it increased via reproduction normally, they started to feast on the tax evaders they killed, and gradually, they felt more energized from it.
=== Putting the thinkers to good use ===
With their increased intelligence from a mostly meat diet, they started putting their brains to use. The bags they carry were now used to store the food they eat. They learned refrigeration and started to store the bags in mini fridges they stole from stores.
=== The way of the emu ===
Learning from the emus, the tax collectors started to form large groups and split up to hunt evaders better. This was proven very effective and tax evasion went down 53% in the areas they were near.
=== Present Day ===
Tax collectors are still thriving as a species, killing tax evaders and helping the world to this day.
== Trivia ==
* Tax Collectors are not domesticated and will never be.
*Tax Collectors HATE seafood, but they HATE Yoshi even more!
**This is because Yoshi won't pay his fucking taxes!
*Tax Collectors are unaware of PaRappa's sins.
**This does not mean he is safe.
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