Super Smash Bros. Versus/Palutena's Guidance

===Bandana Waddle Dee===
*Pit: What is a Waddle Dee doing here?
*Viridi: This seems like an awfully dangerous place for a regular enemy.
*Palutena: Don't be mislead, this is no regular Waddle Dee.
*Palutena: This is Bandana Dee the right hand of King Dedede, and a skilled spear user.
*Pit: Pff... he doesn't seem much to me. I bet I can beat him in a few seconds.
*Palutena: However also be wary of his parasol, if not there's a chance you will be KO'd by it.
*Viridi: Like a parasol you use against the sun?
*Pit: You don't make him sound very dangerous.
*Palutena: Ow Pit, how I pitty you.
*Viridi: Hahaha, I get it.
*Pit: Stop bullying me!
===Bowser===
*Pit: When I think of Bowser, I always picture him deep in his castle, steeling himself for a fight.
*Viridi: Or, you know, playing golf or racing a go-kart.
*Pit: He's looking pretty aggro today. Must be because he's in a fighting game.
*Viridi: When Mario first fought Bowser, I hear he had to use an axe to chop down a rope bridge and drop the big guy.
*Palutena: It all sounds like something from an 8-bit action movie!
*Pit: I won't lie. I'm a little scared.
*Palutena: Don't be. Bowser may be powerful, but he also leaves big openings. Fight smart and look for chances to counterattack.
===Bowser Jr.===
*Pit: Is that Bowser Jr.?
*Viridi: Yes. He's the heir to the Koopa throne.
*Palutena: I wonder if his father bought him that Junior Clown Car. It's decked out with all sorts of bells and whistles.
*Pit: Hey, I just thought of an even better name for it. How about...the Shellicopter?!
*Viridi: ...Needless to say, the Junior Clown Car is one tricky vehicle.
*Palutena: It's immune to many attacks, so strike when Bowser Jr. is exposed.
*Viridi: So what you're saying is to hit him from above, right?
====Koopalings====
*Palutena: That's one of the Koopalings, <name of Koopaling>.
*Pit: Hmm. The resemblance to Bowser Jr. is strong. Palutena: That Koopa Clown Car is the mass-produced type.
*Pit: I guess as heir to the throne, Bowser Jr. would get preferential treatment.
*Viridi: The relationship between Bowser and the Koopalings is a real mystery.
*Pit: I feel kinda bad for them.
*Palutena: That's sweet of you but not very conducive to taking them down, Pit.
Note:Viridi's remarks about the mysterious relationship between Bowser and the Koopalings refers to Nintendo's changing stance on the characters. The Koopalings were initially referred to as Bowser's children in Super Mario Bros. 3, but this background was later discarded and the Koopalings are currently classified as high-ranking minions of his.
===Captain Falcon===
*Pit: Whoa... It's Captain Falcon!
*Viridi: Oh, he's a captain! What ship does he command?
*Pit: I think he's more like a pilot or something.
*Viridi: All these fighters have tons of skill and experience, but you can still hold your own.
*Viridi: If we brought vehicles into the picture, though, that would be a totally different story.
*Pit: Good thing that's not the case. I'd be no match for an F-Zero machine or an Arwing.
*Viridi: Plus, those G-Diffuser systems are terrible for the environment.
*Pit: Uh, you sure know a lot about space machinery. For being the goddess of nature and all.
*Palutena: Anyway, if you're near Captain Falcon, watch out for his jump-and-Falcon Punch combo.
===Charizard===
*Viridi: Oh, wow! It's Charizard! Just look at those majestic wings!
*Pit: Those wings might be majestic to look at, but they don't help much in the flying or gliding department.
*Palutena: A little short in the flight department? That sounds like a familiar predicament.
*Pit: I have no idea what you're talking about.
*Viridi: Oh, Pit, denial doesn't look good on you.
*Viridi: At least Charizard can use its wings for attacking.
*Pit: And I can use my wings to fly! ...When Lady Palutena grants me the power of flight, that is.
*Palutena: You know, I've always wondered if the power of flight would work anywhere besides your wings. Like your hair, for instance. Pit: That's not funny!
*Pit: I'd go bald!
*Palutena: But I digress. Charizard has another attack, called Flare Blitz. It's powerful but dangerous, even to Charizard.
*Palutena: Either way, dodge the attack and keep your distance while waiting for your chance to strike back.
===Chibi-Robo===
*Pit: Oh my God! It's so small!
*Viridi: Duh, Pit. Chibi means small in Japanese.
*Palutena: Don't let his small size fool you, he is designed to take care of the household 24/7.
*Pit: That seems like a lot for such a small thing. But I can imagine it's very strong if he does that.
*Palutena: Furthermore his regular attacks are enhanced by electricity, especially from its adaptor.
*Palutena: But his electricity runs out over the course of time after which he needs to reload again in an outlet.
*Viridi: That is your time to strike!
*Pit: That seems unconvenient...
*Palutena: It might seem that way, but fully charged Chibi-Robo's attacks can easily KO you!
*Pit: I'll smash that thing into tiny bits!
*Viridi: Don't forget it still has to take care of a whole family, Pit.
*Pit: Don't make me feel guilty about fighting him!
===Cloud===
*Pit: Wait a minute... Cloud?! How the heck did he make it in?
*Palutena: A "special" type of magic.
*Palutena: Now then, you shouldn't mess around with the Cloud Strife. His Buster Sword has massive reach and delivers quite the punch!
*Pit: Oh boy, here we go, another sword fighter...
*Palutena: This isn't your ordinary steak knife, Pit.
*Palutena: Cloud is an elite fighter. He possesses the power and the knowledge of a 1st class member of SOLDIER.
*Pit: Wait, wasn't he a--
*Viridi: SPOILER ALERT!!
*Viridi: Seriously Pit, can't you ever keep your mouth shut?!
*Pit: Can't an angler be ever so curious about his opponent?
*Viridi: I'd worry more about that Limit Meter. You gotta keep your eyes on him at all times!
*Palutena: When the Limit Meter reaches full, Cloud becomes a ruthless war machine!
*Palutena: That Buster Sword will obliberate you to no end!
*Pit: Do you think he's a little... too overpowered?
*Viridi: Nope! It's clear that Cloud is a perfectly well balanced fighter.
*Viridi: Have fun, Pit!
===Corrin===
*Pit: This fighter's got some fancy looking wings! I wonder if I could pull off a look like that...
*Palutena: You should be more concerned about your opponent, Pit. Corrin is no pushover!
*Palutena: You better watch your back, or you'll go flying... again.
*Pit: So, what's the deal with this new face?
*Palutena: Corrin hails from the kingdom of Hoshido, buter was kidnapped and raised in the kingdom of Nohr.
*Palutena: Both kingdoms went to war, and Corrin was put to the test by choosing a side to fight for.
*Viridi: It's always the same thing with humans and war. Nothing ever changes.
*Viridi: Better stay on your toes, Pit. Corrin can turn into a large dragon and deliver some critical hits!
*Pit: What do you mean by "critical"?!
*Palutena: Corrin can counterstrike with a most devastating attack! And it's going to hurt... a lot.
*Viridi: Normally, it only takes one hit to land a knock out, especially if you're rough in the stamina department.
*Pit: It's as though these newcomers keep getting stronger and stronger!
*Palutena: Don't get overwhelmed, or else Corrin will go on the offense, combo you, and deliver a nasty Dragon Fang!
*Viridi: Well... it was nice knowing ya, Pit!
*Pit: I'm starting to groan with increasing discomfort...
===Decidueye===
*Pit: Wow, is that an archer owl?! It looks sooo cool!
*Palutena: Indeed. This is Decidueye, the arrow quill Pokémon.
*Palutena: It is a grass/ghost Pokémon, mainly focused on long-range and midair attacks.
*Pit: Luckily I can fly as well!
*Palutena: Still be carefull, it's arrows work different from yours, as they will leave you stunned when they hit you.
*Viridi: Yeah I heard that he shoots it from its wings and can precisely pierce a small object over a hundred yards!
*Pit: How am I supposed to compete with that?!
*Palutena: It might seem cool and cautious but--
*Viridi: It is the most beautiful bird I've seen, and it's cool and perfect product from nature.
*Palutena: *ahem* but if you catch it by surprise it will panic.
*Viridi: Good luck getting close to it, Pit!
===Diddy Kong===
*Pit: Oh, look! It's Diddy Kong.
*Viridi: He's Donkey Kong's little buddy.
*Pit: Wonder if he'd let me win for a banana.
*Palutena: Don't underestimate just because he's a monkey. He's faster and stronger than any human. Pit: As long as he can't fly, I'm good.
*Palutena: He can't fly, but he does have a Peanut Popgun and an inexhaustible supply of peanuts to shoot at you. Pit: So? I love peanuts!
*Palutena: Not when they're pelting you in the face.
*Pit: I don't know. Still sounds pretty good to me.
*Viridi: Oh, Pit! What WON'T you do for a snack?
*Palutena: Fighting does take strength.
*Viridi: Anyway, if you can hit Diddy Kong at just the right angle, he'll drop his Rocketbarrel Pack.
*Palutena: However, it explodes when it lands on the ground, so watch out.
===Donkey Kong===
*Pit: Looks like it's me vs DK.
*Palutena: His arms are like tree trunks, so his attacks are incredibly powerful.
*Palutena: Given his size, he also moves quite quickly. Combine that speed and power with his long reach, and you've got an opponent who's good at almost everything!
*Pit: Yeah...except for dressing himself. That necktie really doesn't leave much to the imagination. Palutena: True, but it is his signature look.
*Palutena: It's probably best not to mention it.
*Viridi: Yeah, you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of his Giant Punches or smash attacks!
*Viridi: When he attacks you, don't use your shield. Just get out of the way, and then counterattack.
*Palutena: And watch where you come in for a landing!
===Dr. Mario===
*Pit: I don't think that's a real doctor.
*Palutena: I wouldn't be so sure.
*Palutena: He delivers crushing blows, so he must be very knowledgeable about anatomy.
*Viridi: He's a quack.
*Viridi: I hear he treats viruses by randomly throwing medication at them. Doesn't seem very safe.
*Pit: I'm so glad Skyworld doesn't have checkups.
*Palutena: Dr. Mario is slower than the regular Mario, but he's also more powerful.
*Palutena: Don't get sent to the emergency room! You don't know what kind of treatment you'll get.
===Duck Hunt===
*Pit: I don't want to fight that cute dog!
*Palutena: Oh, you won't. You'll be fighting the dog AND the duck.
*Pit: So...if I win... Pit: is duck on the menu for dinner?!
*Palutena: Let's take things one step at a time, Pit. These two may seem like a duo, but they're actually a trio! Together, they're known as "Duck Hunt."
*Pit: So where's the third team member?
*Palutena: Listen, just be careful. You could get shot out of nowhere.
*Pit: A mysterious sharpshooter, eh? Well, that does make things more exciting!
===Falco Lombardi===
*Palutena: Do you know who this is, Pit?
*Pit: Falco Lombardi! Ace pilot on the Star Fox team! Great Jumper!
*Palutena: ...Exactly. Captain Falcon's already got the falcon motif. Falco looks more like a pheasant to me. Pit: Mmm, sounds delicious.
*Viridi: If I were you, I'd keep your voice down. If he hears you, he'll make you eat his boots.
*Palutena: Falco used to be the leader of a galactic gang, so you can expect him to be good in a fight." Pit: I'm starting to freak out here.
*Pit: I mean, this guy is famous throughout the entire galaxy!
*Palutena: Watch out for long-range attacks like his Reflector shot and Blaster.
*Viridi: You'll see he's quick on the draw.
===Fox McCloud===
*Pit: Got any tips for fighting Fox?
*Palutena: Fox McCloud is the leader of the mercenary flight team Star Fox.
*Palutena: His trademark is incredible speed.
*Pit: It's about time you showed up, Fox!
*Viridi: That was a terrible General Pepper, Pit.
*Palutena: You should be wary of his Blaster too.
*Pit: Everybody, stay alert!
*Palutena: Focus, Pit. You might think Fox's Blaster doesn't hurt all that much and ignore it, but you'll soon find out you've taken lots of damage.
*Pit: Sorry—I'm back. OK, I'll just reflect his shots with my Guardian Orbitars!
*Palutena: I figured you'd say that.
*Pit: Huh? Is that...not what I should do? Palutena: Like I said, he's quick on his feet, so there's no telling when he'll suddenly rush in and grab you. You've got to watch your back constantly when Fox is around.
*Pit: DO A BARREL ROLL!
===Galacta Knight===
*Pit: Isn't that Meta Knight... with a paint job?
*Viridi: No you fool! That is Galacta Knight, it's a totally different character!
*Pit: But does he have any relation with Meta Knight?
*Palutena: He's the arch-enemy of Meta Knight, probably because he is considered the most powerful warrior in the universe.
*Pit: What is someone like that doing here?!
*Viridi: I guess he has something to settle with Meta Knight.
*Viridi: Although it's probably Kirby again who will defeat him.
*Palutena: It seems only Kirby and Meta Knight are able to defeat him.
*Pit: Uhm... what about me?!
*Viridi: Oh you? You are no match for him.
*Palutena: Just be wary of his lance and try not to get blocked by his shield.
*Palutena: If only you had the Copy ability it would be so much easier.
===Ganondorf===
*Pit: This Ganondorf guy really has the evil look down pat.
*Palutena: He can sometimes take another form. As Ganon, he's known as the King of Porkness.
*Viridi: It's ACTUALLY the King of Darkness.
*Viridi: He's brought Hyrule to the brink of ruin more times than I can count.
*Palutena: Hmm. My Archvillain Database doesn't bring up anything about his past.
*Pit: Wow, I didn't know you had that app.
*Palutena: Hee hee. A goddess must preserve some sense of mystery.
*Pit: Huh?
*Viridi: One thing you should know, Pit, is that there are many different Ganons.
*Palutena: Just like there are multiple Links and Zeldas.
*Viridi: But don't let that confuse you. I've spent years studying Ganon canon.
*Palutena: Remember, Ganondorf is as heavy as he is powerful. Use that to your advantage.
===Gardevoir===
===Greninja===
*Pit: What is that? Some kind of ninja frog?
*Palutena: That's the Pokémon Greninja. Its strengths are agility and speed.
*Palutena: What looks like a scarf is actually its tongue.
*Viridi: As a defensive measure, I suggest rubbing spicy peppers all over yourself.
*Pit: How can Greninja taste anything with its tongue hanging out like that?
*Palutena: It could be one of those rare ninjas that just eats very slowly.
*Pit: What?! But that just makes no sense! ...Anyway, just tell me how to win!
*Palutena: Greninja creates throwing stars out of compressed water and unleashes them at high speed. This attack is called Water Shuriken.
*Palutena: If Greninja starts to charge its Water Shuriken, be prepared to reflect it back!
===Ice Climbers===
===Ike===
*Pit: Does Ike look a little different to you? A little...tougher?
*Palutena: Hmm...
*Pit: His clothes look different, and his sword looks even more menacing.
*Palutena: Yes, I suppose you're right.
*Pit: And he definitely hasn't aged well. Palutena: Well, compared to gods and angels like us, Ike is just a baby. Viridi: I don't know how old you are, Pit, but you don't look like you've grown at all.
*Pit: Oh, like you're one to talk! How old are you, anyway? Ten?
*Viridi: A goddess never reveals her age, Pit.
*Palutena: Break it up, you two. Back to Ike. He has a powerful side smash that he will send you flying, but that's also his weakness.
*Viridi: He's very vulnerable at that time, so dodge it and strike back!
*Pit: I claim this victory in the name of Skyworld! SKYWORLD! SKYWORLD!
*Viridi: YEAH! SKYWORLD! SKYWORLD! SKYWORLD! SKYWORLD! 
===Inkling===
===Isaac===
===Jigglypuff===
*Pit: That's Jigglypuff, the Balloon Pokémon.
*Viridi: Look at the way it floats! It must be light as air.
*Palutena: Don't let it's cuddly appearance fool you. Its one of the most aerodynamic fighters out there.
*Palutena: And it has a deadly attack called Rest. When Jigglypuff lands the move, the effects can be devastating.
*Viridi: However, that move does render Jigglypuff vulnerable for a short period of time afterward.
*Palutena: So when you see Jigglypuff start to fall asleep, that's your cue to move in for the kill.
*Pit: Gotcha. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for when it nods off.
===King K. Rool===
===Kirby===
*Pit: It's always easy to pick Kirby out of a crowd.
*Viridi: Aww! He's so squishy and adorable!
*Palutena: True, but he's still a formidable foe.
*Pit: He's got all kinds of moves, and he's top notch at recovering! Does this guy have ANY weaknesses?
*Viridi: Just what you'd expect: his weight. Or rather, his lack of weight.
*Pit: So, it shouldn't be hard to send him flying, huh?
*Palutena: Right. The question is how to do that.
*Viridi: Oh, that part's easy. Just keep whaling on him.
*Viridi: Then we'll see who's stronger: that little puffball... or Kirby!
===King Dedede===
*Pit: Who's this, Lady Palutena?
*Palutena: That's King Dedede.
*Pit: So what do I need to know about him?
*Palutena: He's a heavyweight and has the ability to fly. And his hammer attack is no joke.
*Palutena: But every fighter has a weakness. For example, when King Dedede throws a spiky Gordo, you can hit it right back at him.
*Palutena: If you can eliminate him by reflecting the Gordo, that will count as your KO.
*Pit: Uh... what's a KO?
*Palutena: ...Good luck, Pit.
===Link===
*Pit: Of all the fighters, Link is the one I most want to take down!
*Palutena: Oh? Why's that?
*Pit: We were born around the same time, and we both use a bow. He's totally ripping off my style.
*Viridi: Puh-lease! Comparing Link to you is like comparing a star to a campfire.
*Pit: What?!
*Viridi: Just look at those chiseled features!
*Viridi: His cheekbones could seriously cut glass.
*Pit: Uh, earth to Viridi!
*Viridi: Oh, I'm only kidding. The goddess of nature would never be interested in some hairless monkey!
*Palutena: Oh, humans aren't all that bad. I could introduce you to him, if you'd like.
*Viridi: Hmph. If you insist. Palutena: Back to the fight at hand. Pit, you can reflect Link's projectile attacks using your Guardian Orbitars.
*Viridi: Just watch out for his dreamy Clawshot!
This conversation references the release dates of both Kid Icarus and The Legend of Zelda, with both games were released in Japan in 1986. Pit's confusion with Viridi's remarks references Kid Icarus Uprising, where the character openly dislikes the human species due to them often destroying the ecosystems around them.
===Little Mac===
*Pit: This guy looks ready to fight!
*Viridi: That's Little Mac. As a boxer, fighting is sort of his thing.
*Viridi: No one can match his strength on the ground, but in an aerial battle, he's helpless.
*Palutena: So you want to get him in the air, and keep him from landing.
*Viridi: He has a power meter that, once full, lets him unleash a lethal attack.
*Pit: He seems tiny, though...
*Viridi: Maybe that's why he's LITTLE Mac.
*Viridi: But even with his small stature, he's triumphed over many heavyweight boxers.
*Viridi: Pretty impressive for a puny HUMAN.
*Pit: Bring it on! The stronger the opponent, the more interesting the fight!
*Viridi: That's the spirit!
*Pit: Uh, I can keep using my weapons, right?
*Viridi: Ugh! Yes... 
===Lucario===
*Viridi: What the heck is that?!
*Pit: Oh, that's Lucario. What about it?
*Viridi: I've never seen a creature with a life force like that!
*Viridi: It's like a current of water. Or a whirlpool!
*Palutena: Oh, you mean Lucario's Aura.
*Viridi: Aura?
*Palutena: Lucario can sense the life force—or Aura—emanating from all living things.
*Palutena: As Lucario takes more damage, its own Aura grows stronger.
*Viridi: Ingenious! Lucario sounds like a perfect fit for the Forces of Nature.
*Pit: We need to focus on the fight at hand.
*Viridi: You focus on the fight at hand. I gotta catch my new recruit.
*Pit: No! Stop!
*Palutena: Pit, a wounded Lucario is stronger than it looks. Be extra careful when it's taken lots of damage.
===Lucas===
*Pit: Wow! Do you think I could have hair like that?
*Viridi: Only if you want to look like you're a child again!
*Palutena: Lucas might look like a child, but don't be fooled! He's not a weak willed crier anymore.
*Palutena: His PSI powered attacks can deal some serious damage.
*Pit: With the way his PK Thunder moves and bends through the air...
*Pit: ...it's only a matter of time until he hits and damages himself!
*Palutena: I wouldn't be so sure. Lucas can use that to knock himself back onto the stage...
*Palutena: ...when he would otherwise be eliminated.
*Viridi: You'll want to use that Mirror Shield when he attacks you with PK Thunder, as it can knock you backwards as well.
*Viridi: But it might not help against his PK Fire or PK Freeze attacks.
*Pit: Does this guy have anything that doesn't start with "PK"?!
*Palutena: He's pretty lethal with his feet as well.
*Viridi: What?! But he's just a little guy.
*Palutena: He may be small, but he's fast and can pack quick punches.
*Palutena: Along with some serious throws!
*Pit: Then... I'll counter with some quick sword slashes!
*Palutena: Most of his regular attacks push him back a little, making them hard to counter.
*Pit: Aww man. And I just thought he was a little kid with cool hair...
===Lucina===
*Pit: That lady's moves are awfully similar to Marth's.
*Palutena: That's Lucina.
*Palutena: She used to introduce herself as Marth, so certain similarities seem inevitable.
*Pit: What? She stole someone else's identity?
*Viridi: Well, it wasn't quite like that.
*Palutena: Marth had become a legend by her time—the Hero King.
*Palutena: So Lucina took that name to bolster the morale of her own army. Think of it as a symbol of hope in the depths of despair.
*Pit: That's pretty deep.
*Viridi: You can't tell by looking at her, but I hear she's got a great sense of humor.
*Pit: I'll try cracking a few jokes and see if that softens her up.
*Palutena: The tip of her blade doesn't deal as much damage as Marth's.
*Palutena: But her attacks are more balanced, even if they're not tremendously powerful.
===Luigi===
*Pit: Look! It's Luigi!
*Viridi: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
*Pit: Aw, don't say that. After all, he even had his own year.
*Viridi: I don't remember that. Though I suppose if he's number two out of all these fighters, that's actually pretty good.
*Pit: His attacks are no joke.
*Viridi: You're right. Have you seen his Super Jump Punch and Green Missile?
*Viridi: In some ways, he might even be stronger than his brother. Too bad about that unfortunate L on his forehead...
*Pit: I'm sure that stands for winner.
Note: This conversation references The Year of Luigi, a promotional advertising campaign where Nintendo celebrated Luigi's 30th anniversary since his debut in Mario Bros..
===Lycanroc===
===Mach Rider===
===Mario===
*Palutena: You know who this guy is, don't you, Pit?
*Pit: Of course I do! It's Mario!
*Palutena: He was your first ally in the fight against the Subspace Army.
*Palutena: What you may not know is that he's actually quite famous. There aren't many people who don't know who Mario is.
*Pit: Man, I don't know whether to fight him or ask him for his autograph.
*Palutena: Fight first, fanboy later.
*Pit: Oh, do you think he'll sign my wings?!
Note: Palutena's remarks about Mario being Pit's first ally is a reference to Brawl's Subspace Emissary. Upon being sent out by Palutena to take down the Subspace Army, Pit encounters Mario's trophy in the clouds.
===Marth===
*Pit: Get a load of Mr. Fancy Pants here.
*Viridi: Is that jealousy I detect in your voice, Pit?
*Pit: Why would I be jealous of Marth?
*Viridi: Well, he's a prince, for starters. A handsome prince. And you're just—
*Palutena: Anyway, Prince Marth's most dangerous attack comes from the tip of his sword.
*Palutena: Avoid his blade when you're at midrange.
*Pit: So I should either attack him from a distance, or get up close and personal.
*Palutena: He's got a counter as well, so be on guard when you go hand to hand.
*Palutena: If you're attacking from afar, use items to improve your chances.
===Medusa===
*Medusa: So we meet again Pit!
*Pit & Palutena: Medusa!
*Palutena: What are you doing on the battlefield?
*Medusa: You two have been too much of a nuisance, so I came here to kill you.
*Medusa: Starting with your cute little angel, Pit.
*Palutena: You wish. Pit has trained very much and can take you down in a second.
*Pit: Yeah!... yeah?
*Palutena: Most of her attacks are long range, so be sure to dodge a lot and strike when the time is right.
*Medusa: How do you even have so much information on everyone here, Palutena?
*Palutena: Hehe, a goddess never reveals her secrets.
*Medusa: Prepare for your demise, Pit.
*Pit: Come at me!
*Palutena: Good luck Pit!
===Mega Man===
*Viridi: Hey, look! It's Mega Man!
*Pit: Is that really him? It is really him! WOW!
*Viridi: I hope he busts out his Mega Buster!
*Pit: I wanna see his Charge Shot!
*Palutena: Flame Blast!
*Viridi: Leaf Shield!
*Pit: Rush Coil!
*Palutena: Metal Blade!
*Viridi: Spark Shock!
*Pit: Air Shooter!
*Palutena: Crash Bomber!
*Viridi: Slash Claw!
*Pit: Flame Sword! 
*Palutena, Pit and Viridi: HARD KNUCKLE!
===Meta Knight===
*Pit: I wonder what Meta Knight looks like under that mask.
*Viridi: Apparently quite similar to Kirby.
*Pit: If he took off his mask, could he inhale things too?
*Viridi: Maybe. And maybe he has Kirby's Copy Ability as well.
*Pit: So if a maskless Meta Knight copied a masked Meta Knight...
*Viridi: Well, then he'd just be back where he started.
*Palutena: Anyway, be careful of his quick blade and his spinning attacks.
*Palutena: They don't have a lot of power, so use your shield until you see an opening.
===Mewtwo===
*Pit: Whoah! Who's that Pokémon?
*Palutena: That's Mewtwo, the Genetic Pokémon.
*Palutena: Mewtwo was genetically created by humans arguably one of the strongest Pokémon in the world.
*Viridi: Strongest Pokémon in the world! Created by humans? Ha!
*Viridi: No human could ever create a Pokémon that strong, let alone control such a creature.
*Palutena: Humans have manipulated Mewtwo's own DNA for that purpose.
*Palutena: To control it's incredible power.
*Viridi: If there's one thing I can't stand it's humans tampering with the Forces of Nature!!
*Pit: That's terrible! But still, Mewtwo is pretty strong. How do I even fight him?
*Palutena: Just relax, and watch our for his projectiles. Mewtwo can form a number of Shadow Balls.
*Palutena: The longer he charges one, the more damage it will do when you make contact.
*Viridi: Not only that, but he can strike you with Disable, or Confusion, to spin you in circles!
*Palutena: However, Mewtwo is as frail as a glass cannon. He's vulnerable to physical attacks.
*Palutena: Just wait for an opening and then, strike offensively!
*Pit: I...think I got it.
*Pit: Gee... psychic powers are so confusing.
===Mii Fighters===
====Mii Brawler====
*Pit: Tell me about this fighter.
*Palutena: Here we have a Mii Brawler.
*Pit: This fight's gonna be really easy if my opponent's unarmed.
*Viridi: Listen to Mr. Tough Guy here! That's pretty presumptuous that this fight's already in the bag!
*Pit: Oh, like you're one to talk about looking down on others.
*Palutena: But Viridi's right. You can't underestimate this foe.
*Palutena: The Mii Brawler is far from being "unarmed." Those fists are weapons in and of themselves.
*Palutena: They pack a real punch, so you could watch out for even straightforward moves like the side smash.
*Pit: Ok. Ok. No talking trash about any of my opponents.
*Pit: At least not until after the fight!
====Mii Gunner====
*Pit: That gear looks like it belongs to Mega Man.
*Palutena: Or maybe Samus.
*Viridi: Wrong and wrong. That's a Mii Gunner. All of them carry arm cannons and backpacks.
*Palutena: That backpack looks heavy, but that's because it's filled with different types of ammunition.
*Viridi: How do Mii Gunners choose which type of ammo to shoot?
*Palutena: There's a motion-controlled trigger in the arm cannon.
*Pit: So the stance they take when firing tells me where they're aiming.
*Viridi: Motion control... That's downright REVOLUTIONARY! We should patent that.
*Palutena: Hmph. Sounds like the goddess of nature has turned into the goddess of commerce.
Note: Viridi's comments reference the Wii's project name, "Revolution". Her comments about patenting the Mii Gunner's arms could also reference an incident where Nintendo lost a lawsuit to Dutch company Philips over motion-sensing controllers.
====Mii Swordfighter====
*Pit: Uhh... What do we have here?
*Viridi: That's a Mii Swordfighter, Pit. As a general rule of thumb, you should take armed opponents seriously.
*Viridi: Which really isn't easy in this case. That Mii is awfully funny looking.
*Pit: No arguments there.
*Viridi: But Miis are full of special moves, so it's essential to figure out what they're capable of quickly.
*Viridi: They often have some unexpected techniques too. If you get careless, you may find yourself in big trouble.
===Mr. Game & Watch===
*Pit: Hey, it's a Shadow Bug!
*Palutena: No, that's just Mr. Game & Watch.
*Viridi: Watch out for number nine. Pit.
*Pit: Uh, what are you talking about?
*Palutena: Mr. Game & Watch's Judge attack displays random numbers. And when it displays "9," the attack is devastating.
*Viridi: Getting hit with a nine will knock out any fighter with a single strike, no matter who it is.
*Viridi: When his back is against the wall, Mr. Game & Watch might try his luck with a Judge attack.
*Pit: Leaving victory up to luck doesn't seem like the best strategy.
*Palutena: Well, luck is part of every victory.
*Viridi: So you'd better watch yourself, Pit.
Note: Pit references the Shadow Bugs from Brawl's Subspace Emissary as a nod to Mr. Game & Watch's role in the mode; according to Masahiro Sakurai, the Shadow Bugs are a mysterious substance that can be extracted from Mr. Game & Watch, which allowed Tabuu to create a majority of the members of the Subspace Army. 
===Ness===
*Pit: I'm picking up on some weird kind of energy here.
*Palutena: What you feel is Ness's PSI.
*Pit: What's PSI?
*Palutena: It's a general term for supernatural abilities.
*Pit: Supernatural?! Isn't that pretty unscientific?
*Palutena: Said the angel to the goddess.
*Pit: What are you getting at?
*Palutena: Pit, we're having this conversation via telepathy.
*Palutena: Meanwhile, the power of flight is a type of psychokinesis, and I see you from the heavens using clairvoyance.
*Palutena: Finally, I call you back from the battlefield with something akin to teleportation.
*Pit: And believe me, I truly appreciate all that...stuff...you do...with things...
*Palutena: Anyway, if Ness tries to recover via PK Thunder and you reflect it, that will really ruin his day.
*Palutena: Give it a try when you get a chance!
===Olimar===
*Pit: Oh, it's that explorer guy.
*Palutena: Did you know that Pikmin are named after Pikpik carrots, a vegetable native to Hocotate?
*Pit: Huh. Guess you learn something new every day.
*Viridi: Enough with the pointless fun facts. Let's talk fighting strategy. Here's what I know about those Pikmin.
*Viridi: Red Pikmin are strong!
*Viridi: Yellow Pikmin fly high!
*Viridi: Blue Pikmin have the mightiest throw!
*Viridi: White Pikmin are fastest!
*Viridi: Purple Pikmin are heavy and the most powerful!
*Viridi: Be sure you remember all this, Pit.
*Pit: Uh, right.
*Palutena: There are also Winged Pikmin that don't attack you.
*Palutena: Numerous Pikmin will weigh down the Winged Pikmin. And that's when you should attack! 
===Pac-Man===
*Pit: Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka.
*Palutena: Yes, that's PAC-MAN.
*Palutena: He was born in 1980, which means he's one year older than Mario.
*Pit: Ohhh! Another industry veteran!
*Palutena: His most famous form is shaped like a pizza missing one slice.
*Palutena: He has several attacks in this form.
*Pit: But the main thing is to avoid him taking a bite out of me.
*Palutena: Yes, especially with those wings of yours.
*Pit: What do you mean?
*Palutena: I bet they'd taste great with a little barbecue sauce.
*Pit: OK, enough about that! 
===Palutena===
*Pit: Wait a minute! Lady Palutena, you're fighting me?
*Palutena: Don't sound so dismayed.
*Palutena: Think of it more as a sporting event and less as...a massacre.
*Pit: I really don't want to hurt you...
*Viridi: That's awfully presumptuous of you, Pit!
*Pit: Please! I know better than anyone else what Lady Palutena's capable of.
*Pit: After all, I fought her once before.
*Palutena: Good luck, Pit. You're gonna need it.
*Palutena: Of course, I won't be giving you any hints during this battle.
*Palutena: And no powers or centurions, either!
Note: The ending of the conversation references not only Pit's Smash Taunt, but also Palutena's role in Brawl; as part of Pit's previous Final Smash, Palutena's Army, Palutena would summon multiple centurions to attack Pit's opponents.
===Porky Minch===
===Princess Peach===
*Pit: Oh, it's Princess Peach!
*Viridi: Guess she's taking a break from being kidnapped.
*Pit: I'm so glad we never have to worry about Lady Palutena. She can take care of herself.
*Viridi: Really? Wasn't she imprisoned by Medusa for a bit there?
*Pit: That hardly counts. After all, we were just freshmen back then.
*Pit: That would never happen now that we're more experienced!
*Viridi: Peach has been in plenty of scrapes herself, so she ought to be quite experienced. And yet she never learns.
*Viridi: Sometimes I wonder if she just lets herself get kidnapped for fun.
*Palutena: I don't know about that. It seems like tossing vegetables is more her idea of fun. She'll pelt you with them the entire match if you don't watch it.
*Palutena: But she can't reload when she's jumping, so keep your eye on what she's up to.
===Pikachu===
*Viridi: Aw, look at that cute little guy. Pit: It's a Pokémon!
*Palutena: And not just any Pokémon!
*Viridi: Actually, that Pokémon is called a Pikachu. Pikachu evolves from Pichu. And when a Pikachu is fully evolved, it becomes a Raichu."
*Palutena: It's quite rare for a Pokémon to be more famous in its middle stage than its final evolution.
*Viridi: True, but Pikachu is a special case.
*Viridi: I mean, it's the most famous of all the Pokémon.
*Pit: Uh, excuse me! Hello?
*Palutena: What is it, Pit?
*Pit: I hate to interrupt your musings on Pokémon, but I could really use some Smash Bros. help right about now!
*Palutena: Oh, right. I forgot where we were. OK, here's a tip: dodge Pikachu's Thunder, and then counterattack.
*Viridi: You can also zap Pikachu by reflecting its Thunder back at itself! And nothing is more satisfying than that!
===Pit===
*Pit: Wait a sec! Is that...me?
*Palutena: It certainly appears to be the case.
*Pit: You're awfully calm about this, Lady Palutena!
*Palutena: Well, we've been through a similar situation in the past. Don't you recall?
*Pit: Yeah, but it's still freaky. It's like looking through a twisted mirror!
*Pit: That reminds me. You know how Dark Pit came from a mirror? Then why doesn't he move left when I move right, and vice versa?
*Palutena: Beats me.
*Pit: But you're supposed to know everything! Don't you have an all-seeing eye and an all-knowing brain and all that?
*Palutena: My all-seeing eye sees you getting hit.
*Pit: Oh, man, really? Palutena: I'm sure the true Pit would triumph over any doppelgänger. So I guess now we'll see if you're the real deal!
*Pit: I meant to ask you about one more thing. Have you noticed that I can kind of fly on my own a bit?
*Palutena: Actually, it's called jumping, Pit.
*Palutena: Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
===R.O.B.===
*Palutena: Look at that cute little robot!
*Pit: R.O.B. isn't a very creative name for a robot.
*Palutena: I think it has a certain ring to it.
*Pit: No way! Any name is better than R.O.B.!
*Pit: Like, hmm... How about Mr. HVC-012?
*Paultena: That doesn't exactly roll off the tongue...
*Pit: How about Robobuddy, Third Edition?
*Palutena: And what happened to the first two editions?
*Pit: Oh, good point. How about Zzzrt...Blaaat...Tron?
*Palutena: Let's just keep things simple by calling him R.O.B.
*Viridi: The light on its head shows you the strength of the laser it's about to fire.
*Viridi: The moment you forget about it, it'll unleash its laser at maximum power, so watch out!
Note: Pit pronounces R.O.B. as three separate letters, unlike how Palutena and the Announcer pronounce it as a full name. Pit's nickname for R.O.B., "Mr. HVC-012", is a reference to the product number of R.O.B. in Japan.
===Robin===
*Pit: There's something weird about this fighter, Lady Palutena.
*Palutena: That's Robin—also known as the Avatar.
*Pit: I wonder where Chrom is.
*Palutena: Who knows? Probably taking a nap at home.
*Chrom: I'm no idle layabout.
*Pit: Whoa! Where did you come from?!
*Chrom: Robin is a skilled strategist and master of both the Levin Sword and magic.
*Chrom: Certainly more useful than a simple swordsman like myself.
*Viridi: Plus, you and Ike are too similar. No point in having two characters that are pretty much carbon copies. Am I right?
*Chrom: Excuse me?!
*Palutena: What's more, you don't have an Aether recovery move like Ike does, do you?
*Chrom: Quiet, you!
*Palutena: Heh heh. Back to the topic at hand. Robin can use the Levin Sword and magic only so many times. Use this limit to your advantage, Pit.
*Pit: Got it! This fight is in the bag!
*Chrom: I wouldn't be so sure.
*Chrom: For Robin's Final Smash, I plan on lending a hand.
*Chrom: And then you'll taste the bitterness of defeat!
*Viridi: We know you're trying to play the hero and all, but you can only join in if Robin gets the Smash Ball, right?
*Chrom: You'll taste the bitterness of defeat! ...Right after Robin gets the Smash Ball.
Note: Chrom actually does learn Aether in Fire Emblem Awakening, contrary to what Palutena says. 
===Rosalina & Luma===
*Palutena: And here we have Rosalina.
*Viridi: Yes, she's the keeper of the Comet Observatory and mother of the Lumas.
*Pit: Why is that comfy pillow following her? ...I love pillows!
*Palutena: THAT is a Luma. And this is no pillow fight!
*Viridi: It does look pretty plush, I have to say.
*Pit: You know, Rosalina seems kind of rough with the little guy.
*Viridi: There are plenty of Lumas, so losing a few isn't a big deal.
*Pit: Not a big deal?!
*Palutena: Lumas will sacrifice everything to protect Rosalina.
*Palutena: They might not look like much, but they're powerful enough to send you flying, so be careful.
===Rotom===
===Roy===
*Pit: Seriously, another swordsman?! There are so many!
*Viridi: You're complaining about sword fighters, Pit?
*Viridi: Doesn't that make YOU part of the problem? When you split that Sacred Bow into two blades?!
*Pit: Well, uhm... hehe... Who is this guy anyway?
*Palutena: That's Lord Roy of Pherae.
*Palutena: He led the Lycian and Etrurian armies to victory against the invading Kingdom of Bern.
*Viridi: He's a tactical genius that never lost a single soldier in battle!
*Pit: Wow, how can I beat someone like that?
*Palutena: Just keep your distance.
*Palutena: The Sword of Seals, also known as the Binding Blade, is the strongest near it's hilt.
*Viridi: That's probably because it drawns power from the magical jewel in the middle of the cross guard.
*Viridi: The Fire Emblem!
*Pit: Fire Emblem?!
*Viridi: Better be careful, Pit! I bet those wings of yours can be burned to crisp with Roy's fiery sword!
*Pit: No nned to remind me... Anything else I need to know?
*Palutena: Like Marth, Roy has a counter, but it doesn't work against grabs.
*Palutena: Try a quick throw if you find yourself a little too close to Roy.
*Pit: Alright! Time to quench his flame!
===Sami===
===Samus Aran===
*Viridi: Oh, look. There's Metroid.
*Pit: That's not a Metroid! That's Samus!
*Palutena: Just like Link isn't named Zelda.
*Viridi: And like Pit's name isn't Icarus!
*Pit: OK, this joke has officially run its course.
*Palutena: Moving on, then. Pit, you can reflect Samus's Charge Shot with your Guardian Orbitars.
*Palutena: However, Samus can throw a storm of shots at you. If you use your Orbitars too often, she'll know what you're up to.
*Palutena: So try to reflect strategically, as opposed to your...usual game plan.
Note: At the beginning of the conservation there is a reference on how some people confuse the main character's name with the title of the game (In this case Zelda instead of Link, Icarus instead of Pit and Metroid instead of Samus).
===Sceptile===
===Sheik===
*Pit: I wish I knew Sheik's true identity.
*Palutena: It is one of the great mysteries of our time.
*Viridi: Are you guys for real? You can't be serious.
*Palutena: Compared to the other fighters, Sheik moves very quickly.
*Palutena: Don't get overwhelmed by Sheik's speed, especially one-on-one.
*Viridi: Yeah! She can vanish in thin air and create in explosion in your face!
*Pit: She? Clearly is a "he", right?
*Viridi: Oh Pit... if only you'd know.
===Shulk===
*Pit: I don't think I've seen that guy around.
*Palutena: That's Shulk. He's 18 years old and clocks in at 5 feet 6 inches.
*Pit: That's a pretty fancy sword he's got.
*Palutena: That's the Monado, the sword that defeated the Mechonis.
*Pit: Makes us look like a buncha jokers.
*Palutena: The Monado can change Shulk's strengths and weaknesses. For example, it might increase his jumping ability while decreasing his defense.
*Pit: So for every strength he gains, he also gains a weakness.
*Palutena: Yes, and Shulk can KO opponents easier when they've sustained more damage.
*Palutena: But if you know his weakness, he's not too difficult to deal with.
*Pit: Let's not lose our heads, though!
===Simon Belmont===
===Skull Kid===
===Sonic the Hedgehog===
*Pit: For being a hedgehog, Sonic really isn't very spiky, is he?
*Viridi: Yeah, I've seen spikier. It's true that you're more likely to find him curled up in a cute, harmless ball.
*Palutena: Not so harmless. That round shape lets him Spin Dash with ease.
*Pit: I've changed my mind. He's entirely too spiky.
*Viridi: Spin Dashes are hard to stop, though.
*Palutena: Just keep your cool and don't lose focus.
*Palutena: You can stop Spin Attacks using your Orbitars or Bow.
===Space Invaders===
===Starfy===
===Takamaru===
===Tetra===
===Tetris===
===Toad===
===Toon Link===
*Pit: This guy's eyes are the size of my head!
*Palutena: He must be the famous Toon Link.
*Pit: Where'd he get that name from anyway?
*Palutena: It's probably because he looks like he jumped out of a cartoon.
*Pit: Ah, I see how it is. Hmph.
*Palutena: What's the matter, Pit?
*Pit: It's just not fair, Lady Palutena!
*Pit: One Link is handsome, and the other is adorable! They're cherry-picking the best bits!
*Palutena: Awww! Is poor Pit feeling a little insecure today?
*Viridi: Snap out of it, Pit! You have a fight to focus on. Here's the deal: Toon Link is quick but lighter than Regular Link.
*Palutena: Don't get distracted by his weapons...or his intense cuteness! Just calm down and plan the best counterattack.
===Villager===
*Viridi: Oh look, it's the Villager!
*Pit: Villager, huh? That's not a very creative name.
*Viridi: Well, what else do you call someone from a village.
*Viridi: Anyway, you've got to respect the Villager. Word has it no one fights fairer than that one.
*Pit: Why's that?
*Viridi: Probably because where the Villager's from, there's a mole who goes around punishing cheaters.
*Pit: Resetti!
*Palutena: Anyway, the Villager's Lloid Rocket can do some real damage, so try your best to reflect it back. 
===Wario===
*Pit: Um, Wario kind of smells.
*Palutena: That's to be expected. For his Final Smash, he munches Nasty Garlic and transforms into his super-antihero alter ego...
*Palutena: Wario-Man!
*Pit: Uh... Wario-Man?
*Palutena: Yes.
*Palutena: Legend has it that Wario once caught a cold, accidentally ate a piece of Nasty Garlic, and turned into Wario-Man.
*Pit: Huh. So Nasty Garlic is the key to Wario's power. Great.
*Viridi: He's a real charmer, that one.
*Palutena: Speaking of which... Eating seems to make Wario very gassy.
*Pit: Ugh! TMI!
*Palutena: I'm only telling you this for your own good. He's a ticking time bomb.
*Palutena: Watch out for his sudden farts. And all farts in general. They're gross AND dangerous.
*Pit: ...This job is really the worst sometimes.
===Wii Fit Trainer===
====Female====
*Pit: Who's this now?
*Viridi: She's a Wii Fit Trainer. She's an exercise coach...of sorts.
*Viridi: I hope you're in shape, Pit!
*Pit: Well, I walk everywhere, so I'm probably fine.
*Viridi: Oh, of course!
*Viridi: You're always at the beck and call of the goddess of light.
*Pit: Well, angels ARE messengers of the gods! Viridi: That's where you're mistaken, Pit. Angels are nothing more than divine interns.
*Palutena: In any case, be careful of her Sun Salutation move. It gets stronger with Deep Breathing.
====Male====
*Pit: Who's that fellow?
*Palutena: He's a Wii Fit Trainer. He's an exercise coach... more or less.
*Palutena: Pit, do you exercise regularly?
*Pit: You know it! Palutena: Is that because I work you too hard?
*Pit: Oh, no no no! Serving you gives my life meaning. I just...need to do a little cardio to keep up with your demands.
*Palutena: You're so sweet, Pit.
*Pit: And always at your service, Lady Palutena.
*Palutena: Watch out for his Sun Salutation move.
*Palutena: It gets stronger with Deep Breathing. 
===Wolf O'Donnell===
===Yoshi===
*Pit: It's Yoshi!
*Viridi: Let me get this straight. Yoshi lays eggs, but he's actually male?
*Pit: Uhh, shouldn't you know that, O goddess of nature?
*Viridi: There's nothing natural about this guy!
*Pit: Yeah, I see your point.
*Palutena: Well, all living beings contain both female and male elements. It appears Yoshi is no different.
*Pit: I wonder what's inside all those eggs... Chocolate?
*Palutena: Focus, Pit. If you use your shield when Yoshi's pulling off an Egg Roll, you can grab him. Keep that in mind.
===Princess Zelda===
*Palutena: This isn't quite the Zelda you're used to.
*Pit: I hear she no longer changes form in battle.
*Palutena: That's right, but she's got a new special move: the Phantom Slash.
*Pit: Where does she get the Phantom from?
*Palutena: It's hard to say. Magic?
*Pit: WOW! I didn't realize she was such a powerful magician.
*Palutena: I could do something similar, I'm sure. But it's pretty dark magic Palutena: Now, what part of you should I use to make your Phantom?
*Pit: My Phantom?! Uh, you don't have to do that for me, Lady Palutena!
*Palutena: Oh, don't be scared! I'll just equip you and-
*Pit: Uh what will it cost me?
*Palutena: Oh, I don't know. Maybe just your...soul?
*Viridi: Hahahaha! Look how pale he got! You're really scaring him!
*Viridi: Listen, Pit, if you can knock Zelda's Phantom out, she won't be able to call it back for a bit. Keep an eye on her.
===Zero Suit Samus===
*Pit: Wow! Who's that woman?
*Palutena: That's Zero Suit Samus.
*Palutena: She usually wears heavy armor, but not in this incarnation. Even so, she's still pretty powerful.
*Pit: She has some pretty hurty-looking equipment. Getting kicked by those Jet Boots has gotta sting!
*Palutena: You have a good deal of "hurty-looking equipment" yourself, Pit.
*Pit: Yeah, and can you believe that there are some fighters that battle empty handed? Crazy!
*Palutena: It's all about discipline, not weaponry. Don't worry, though. When we get home, I'll enroll you in Palutena's Boot Camp. That'll fix you right up.
*Pit: Or I can just keep my weapons. Yeah, let's do that.
*Palutena: Anyway, Zero Suit Samus is a difficult target to hit. Keep your attack sure and ready.
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