Paprika Error vs. Us

Monday, May 23rd
Me: It’s a wonderful day to play Pokemon Uranium!
Pirata: Yep! Let’s play some more—-
BSOD appears.
Announcer: We stopped your Windows 10 session for a Paprika Error! The twins were killed by Barney. Barney put a bomb in their lair. It will explode in 4096 hours. Don’t turn off your computer.
Pirata: Arrgh! Stupid Paprika Errors! Let’s turn it off!
Darby: I don’t think that’s a good idea…..
Stan: How dare you turn off your computer! The timer is down to 2048 hours!
Me: ASSSSSSSS!
Christopher Robin: Block the screen!
Olivia: How dare you block us! The timer is down to 1024 hours!
Capitano: I got this.
*Your show sucks, and so do you!*
*Le jumpscare.*
Both: GRRRRRRR! HOW DARE YOU BLOCK US AGAIN! 512 HOURS! WE ARE IN EVIL MODE!
Me: I have an idea!
The timer is changed to 9999999999999 hours
Both: THE TIMER IS DOWN TO 10 SECONDS! WAIT AND LET YOUR COMPUTER DIE!
Me: Well shit.
Pirata: It’s been nice knowing you… wait… Capitano?
Capitano: LEEROYYYY JENKINS!
The error blows up!
Announcer: Congrats on beating the error! We will now install the Typhlosion antivirus to prevent this from happening again.