The Returning Astronaut Sketch

In the Returning Astronaut Sketch from Episode 94, astronaut John Edwards speaks at a press conference at the return of his trip around the solar system.  Edwards claims that space is not as big as that most imagine, stating that the sun was smaller than a human person.  Edwards also met two aliens which he claimed had small penises leading to accusations that he himself has a small penis.  The resulting court case was overseen by the Party Judge, who suggested they all take MDMA and blast off.
One member of the press at the press conference was Billy Gibbons from the Canberra Times, presumably no relation to Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top.
Category:Sketches