TheGreatDimentio VS HyperSsonic

It's a fight between two main characters of the Chat Wars "series"! Will Dimentio say ciao to Hyper? Or will Hyper show Dimentio the power of the Soviet Onion?
==Pre-Fight:==
(Cue: Megalovania but its western)
It is another day in Texas as HyperSsonic is just walking around, drinking some chocolate milk. Suddenly, the ground starts to shake as The Void appears above him as something, or someone comes out. “Da fook is that?” Hyper questions to himself. Suddenly, the being becomes clearer, looking like a jester of some sorts. “I am the ma- the creature starts saying as Hyper puts his hand in front of it’s face. “Yeah, yeah, I've heard of that, Master of Memes, Writer of Death, I guess you're a fan of my DBs?” Hyper states as he pulls out another chocolate milk, quickly drinks it, pulls out a marker, writes his name on it, and then throws it to the creature. In anger, the creature throws it back at Hyper who dodges it.
“I am no fan. I don’t even know who the hell you are. But I know who I am... I am the Master of Dimensions, the Pleaser of Crowds, I am TheGreatDimentio!” Dimentio states as he lands on the ground while taking a bow. “Hey, Dimentio? I kinda made the ‘say two things that you are nicknamed, then your own name’ thing, so I can copyright strike ya.” the Communist Meme Lord states as he pulls out the legal paperwork. “Now, is your name all together or separate?” Hyper asks Dimentio as he pulls out a pen to sign the paperwork. “But, I was the one who came up with it?” Dimentio questions as Hyper then puts the paperwork and such away. 
“Ok, you might’ve come up with it, but I copyrighted it. So, sucks to be you, you Marx, Jevil rip-off. *Quietly* Even though Jevil did come after you, at least he’s more memorable and memeable than ya,” he states as Dimentio is angered by this. “Ok, bub, now you’ve done it, time for The Ultimate Show to finally begin! Time for you to die!” Dimentio states as he readies himself. “Alrighty then, come at me you Ronald McDonald lookin-ass bitch! *Quietly* Yes, I know I need glasses, shut up, I got contacts,” Hyper states as he looks into the camera as he then readies himself. It then goes to another part of the omniverse as it then pans into Y3p looking around and scratching his head. “Did I hear somebody call me a bitch? Eh, I'll just ignore it,” he states while shrugging as it then returns to Hyper and Dimentio.
==FIGHT!:==
====K.O!====
==Results:==
Category:HyperSsonic