Wyoming Incident

The Wyoming Incident involved the hijacking of a local television station and subsequent auditory torture of the good citizens of the state of Wyoming in 14 BB.
=== Summary ===
The Wyoming Incident occurred on June 6th, 14 BB, at approximately 7:33 PM local time. Wyoming residents who were enjoying sports broadcasts or watching the news were rudely interrupted by several uncanny disembodied heads appearing on their television screens. This went on for several minutes, and residents who didn't turn off their television sets were subject to extreme auditory torture by 8:01 PM. 
=== Consequences ===
The frequencies being broadcast by the Wyoming Incident were suspected to have been engineered specifically to make the human eyeballs vibrate, draining them of their natural Legumish Energy. As this was what enabled humans to have color vision, more than 80% of those affected were rendered completely color-blind in the days that followed. 
=== Event ===
The Wyoming Incident was never traced back to a particular source; however, the word 'Event' was played occasionally over the disturbing video footage in a monotone, text-to-speech voice. 
 The blood inside of the human body, although natural in appearance, wants to escape and flow freely towards the stars. M-M, Various. My Kin My Kin My Kin. You Will See Such Pretty Things.
 
The voice was reportedly so lifeless and disturbing that several Wyoming residents ran to their yards, screaming in agony. The neighbors of these people, seeking to comfort them, often approached, but found themselves unable to console the victim. 
 Blood was reported, flooding the gutters. The blood was awful. Do you like blood?
=== Auditory Torture ===
At 8:01 PM, the Auditory Torture segment began. The faces became more frequent, and more violent and ear-splitting frequencies began entering the airwaves. The faces began speaking in complete sentences. here are some of them, in chronological order. 
"Event. 4 BB. Harambe. Event" - 8:02:32 PM (Repeated 3x)
"The Biden Incident is Right Around the Corner" - 8:07:21 PM (Repeated 6x)
"Put Down." - 8:10:01 PM (Repeated 11x)
"Gory Butcher. Bloody Hands"- 8:11:26 PM (Repeated 26x)
After the final phrase was complete, the faces remained on the television sets, smiling blankly. The frequencies increased in volume, ignoring the manual audio controls of the TV sets and remotes. 
=== Permanent Damage ===
Those still listening past 8:20 PM would be permanently psychologically scarred, as well as suffering gradual exponential hearing loss over the next several years. President George W. Bush chocked this up to a 'Scheme of Ohio', although the mentally decimated residents of Wyoming might have thought otherwise.