I Never

I Never is a song from the episode, "Diary of a Mad Gardener", a story from The Book of Pooh.
==Lyrics==
Pooh:
Plump, he calls me, plump
I don't even like the sound
A bear of large proportions, yes
Substantial, all right, round
But I've never heard that plump before
It sounds so almost fat
And I don't recall that anyone
Has ever called me that
Tigger:
I never have been immature
At least not for my age
So I'm in touch with inner youth
I'm going through a stage
But childish? No, I think not
And if I had the chance
I'd turn the other cheek and say
"Nyah-nyah, smarty-pants!"''
Both:
I never, never, never, ever, ever
That Rabbit's got a lot of nerve
To call me things I don't deserve
He thinks he's awfully clever
Well, let him think whatever
Tigger:
He always does
Pooh: Humph!
Both: I never!
Eeyore:
Bitter? I don't like that.
Well, perhaps I'm worldly wise
I've been around the block
But you'd think I was a sourpuss
To hear some people talk
Piglet:
And if I'm small, I'm standing tall
Compared to some I know
Well, I'd call Rabbit "Fussy-butt"
I'd never stoop so low
All:
I never, never, never, ever, ever
Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet: If he has nothing nice to say...
Eeyore: He shouldn't write it down that way
Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet: He thinks he's awfully clever
All: Well, let him think whatever
I'll show him
Pooh: Who's plump?
Tigger: He'll see!
Eeyore: I'm no grump!
Piglet: Not me!
All:
I never!
I never!
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