Spider Wolf/Transcript

This is the transcript for "Spider Wolf".
==Script==
*(The episode starts with a pack of spiders in a dark alley with a sign saying the "Bug Brothers".)
*Leader: Brothers, we must teach that wolf fellow a lesson.
*Spider: What are you talkin' about, boss?
*Leader: Ah, I didn't tell all of you. You see........
*(Flashback begins.)
*Leader: Brothers, we must celebrate our anniversary of not dying.
*(Everyone cheers and celebrates.)
*(Then, NH comes, right behind them.)
*NH: He he he, time to kill my next victims.
*(NH kills all of the spiders, with the exception of the leader, who is injured, and another spider, who is on the verge of death.)
*Leader: (crawling): Brothers!
*Spider #2: Boss.....
*Leader: Yes?
*Spider #2: Please te-tell my family, I-I-I-, hate them.
*(Spider #2 dies.)
*Leader: Noooooooooooooooo!
*(Flashback ends.)
*Leader: (shudders): That's why that demon should be taken care of.
*Spider #3: Should we give him the remote method?
*(Scene cuts to a man who is in bed with his remote beside him.)
*Man: Ah, good morning honey. Ready to watch TV?
*(The man picks up the remote, and notices there are no batteries in it.)
*Man: No, no, no! Not the love of my life! Noooooooo!
*(Scene cuts back to the spiders.)
*Leader: Nah, we need something more malicious, cruel, harsh.
*Spider #4: But what, boss?
*Spider #5: Hmm............. what if we bit him, making him believe he is a spider, and one of us absorb his plans to rule the world?
*Leader: Yes, brilliant! Do it!
*Spider #5: You got it, boss!
*(Spider #5 crawls to Rack's house.)
*(Cut to inside Rack's house. NH is observing his plans of killing US and becoming mayor.)
*NH: Ah, let's see. Implosion? Meh, too risky. Weaponry? Meh, too predictable. Body switch gun? Meh, too cliche.
*(The spider bites NH on his leg. The spider then goes away.)
*NH: Ah! What was that?! Oh well, perhaps it is just my brilliant mind playing tricks on me. Hm. That's odd. I have this sudden urge to eat insects. I hate them though. Meh.
*(NH eats a bug.)
*NH: Oh my! This is very scrumptious and delectable! Very delicious and tasty! Very crunchy and chewy! M-m! That's good eating! Hm, perhaps my perfect brain needs some rest.
*(NH walks to his room, but stops and goes back to the living room.)
*NH: Hm, I have the odd sudden feeling of sleeping on the ceiling in a web. But what should I use as the web? Hm........
*(NH looks in a nearby closet, filled with Rack's clothes.)
*NH: Hm, these should do. I'm sure the human wouldn't mind me ripping them.
*(NH rips up all of Rack's clothes and puts them in a web.)
*(NH then gets in the web.)
*NH: Ah, time for NH the wolf............spider, to rest.
*(The next morning.........)
*Rack: (looking at NH on his web): Hm, a web with similar colors to my clothes. Not suspicious at all. Hm, I should get my clothes. (looks in the closet, seeing nothing): Huh, I could've sworn I had some clothes in here. Oh well, I'll just get my other clothes............from the dirty laundry hamper. I should cook NH some breakfast.
*(Later.......)
*Rack: Oh NH, I have some breakfast!
*(NH wakes up, gets out of his web and crawls to the kitchen.)
*NH: What is it? Bugs? Bugs cooked? Fried's always good.
*Rack: Now I know how much you love bacon , and I was feeling nice, so I made you a plate of bacon just for you.
*NH: Ew, gross. I'm gonna go outside and dig around for dome breakfast.
*Rack: How can you say that?!
*NH: Well, maybe if you cooked good food for once, then we'll talk.
*(NH goes outside.)
*Rack: Hmmmmm............ that's not like him! He never insults me, or refuses bacon! Oh well.
*(Cut to NH outside.)
*NH: Come to papa! (Eats bug.) So delectable!
*Rack: NH! Your favorite show is on!
*NH: Who needs TV when there's bugs to catch?!
*Rack: I thought you hated bugs.
*NH: Hated?! I love them! They're so delectable and scrumptious!
*Rack: Um, alrighty then.
*(Later........)
*Rack: NH, I bought you that book you've been wanting: The Squirrel and The Wolf. Rated M for blood, gore, violence, murder and language.
*NH: I don't like killing! It's scary!
*(Rack hears a wetting sound.)
*Rack: Huh, must be raining. Well, I guess I'll just put this somewhere.
*(Later......)
*(NH tries to walk on the wall, but keeps falling.)
*(Later............)
*NH: (bites a bug): Huh? How come my venom isn't working? Hm. (NH crawls over to Rack.)
*(NH bites Rack.)
*Rack: Aw. He's nibbling.
*NH: Where is my venom?!
*Rack: Your what?
*(NH leaves without talking.)
*(Comes back later with a pair of plastic fangs on the outside of his mouth.)
*NH: Here we go.
*(NH bites Rack again.)
*Rack: Aw, look at him nibble again with those toy fangs I got him last birthday.
*NH: In about 5 minutes your arm is going to be mildly uncomfortable!
*Rack: Why? What's on those things?
*NH: SILENCE!
*(Later.........)
*(NH is looking at his plans.)
*NH: Mm, these look good.
*(NH eats them.)
*NH: Mm, tasty.
*(Later. NH and Rack are talking a walk outside.)
*Rack: Ooh, NH! Look! A squirrel! Aren't you gonna go play with it?
*(NH doesn't respond.)
*(US pops up out of nowhere.)
*US: My "a brainwashed wolf believing it's a spider senses" sense is tingling! Raclk, come over here!
*Rack: Um why? And where did you come from?
*US: I'll tell you, and not important.
*Rack: Uh alright.
*(Rack walks over to US.)
*US: Raclk, you smell bad!
*Rack: It's Rack, and it's a long story.
*US: Anyway, Raclk, I think NH has been overtaken by a spider!
*Rack: ......What?
*US: Raclk, I'm telling you! NH has been brainwashed by a spider!
*Rack: Again, what?
*US: It's true! I've seen this before! I know what I'm talking about! Don't you dare say I don't!
*Rack: I didn't.
*US: Good.
*Rack: NH is just acting a little weird today. Maybe it's from that uncomfortable-looking web he sleeps on now- wait a minute!
*US: Bingo.
*Rack: Bingo?! I love that game! Let's play!
*US: Raclk, this is serious business.
*Rack: I know, Bingo is quite a serious game.
*US: Forget about the bingo!
*(Meanwhile, with the Bug Brothers......)
*Spider #5: (acting like NH): Why am I here?! Why do I feel like a spider?!
*Leader: Is that machine working yet?
*Spider #5: What machine?! Why am I here?!
*Leader: I kinda regret this.
*Spider #6: Sorry, boss. Seems to be broken.
*Leader: Ugh.
*(Cut back to US and Rack.)
*US: Anyway, Raclk, let's test NH.
*Rack: Okay.
*(Cut to NH in a dark room with just a light-bulb.)
*NH: What's going on?
*US: NH, you have been brainwashed by a spider.
*Rack: Someone washed his brain?!
*US: Uh, sure, you can put it that way.
*NH: Lies! I have and always will be a spider!
*US: No you're not. You're a wolf bro.
*NH: I'm scared of wolves! They could eat me!
*US: Look in the mirror bro.
*NH: All I see is a small black spider, which is me.
*US: Uh, I wouldn't say small.
*NH: Can you please let me out of here?! I need to eat bugs!
*Rack: But you hate bugs!
*NH: Lies! I've always loved them! So tasty and scrumptious!
*Rack: Well, I guess they are for you healthy for you and crunchy but-hey!
*US: NH, you wanna be mayor?
*NH: Of course not! I'd never want all that responsibility. Look, can I go now?
*US: Nope.
*NH: That's it!
*(NH tries to shoot silk on Rack and US, but it doesn't work.)
*NH: Why isn't it working?!
*US: NH, as much as I like to see your behind, I don't have time for this. I have mayoral things to avoid doing.
*(Finally, it works and traps Rack and US in the web and the web is shaped like a cage.)
*NH: Yes! I did it!
*Rack: What am I covered in?
*NH: You don't wanna know.
*US: Freaking dog.
*NH: Spider!
*US: GAH!
*(NH goes outside and crawls in the streets.)
*(He then notices the "Bug Brothers" sign.)
*NH: My fellow spiders! Hey!
*Leader: Not now.
*Spider #5: Hey! Why am I over there?!
*NH: Hold on friends, I'll come over.
*Spiders: No, no, no, no, noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
*(NH walks on them all, killing them in the process.)
*NH: Oh no! I killed my friends!
*(The bite mark on NH's leg disappears.)
*NH: Huh? What am I doing here? Why do I feel I just ate lots of insects? Meh.
*Rack & US: Let us out!
*Rack: Come on, pal! I'll cook you bugs!
*NH: Bugs?! Disgusting! Give me bacon!
*Rack: But today you said-.
*NH: Listen to my orders!
*US: Come on, let me out! I need mayoral things to avoid doing!
*NH: Nah, I think you two are fine.
*(NH walks away.)
*US: I hate that spider.
*NH: Wolf!
*US: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*THE END.
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