Christopher Robin Ditches Class

One day, when Christopher Robin was in fourth grade at Jacksonville Elementary, he said that he needed to use the bathroom. His teacher said, "Here's your pass for the girls' room."
While holding the bathroom key, Christopher Robin said, "Thank you, Miss Kate."
But before he left, the teacher gave Christopher Robin a warning, telling him, "If you don't return this key to my place, you'll be in so much trouble, Christopher Robin."
So he took the pass. Then, when he reached the building, he exited the building.
He asked his girlfriend, Jane Darling, for a film. So Christopher Robin and Jane went to the AMC Theaters to see "Mary Poppins Returns."
After the film was finished, he frantically exited the auditorium. He saw the bathroom key. "I gotta return the bathroom key!"
So Christopher Robin raced out of the theater and ran back to the classroom.
"Where have you been, Christopher Robin?" the teacher asked.
Christopher Robin was shocked when he was asked that question.
"I went…." Christopher Robin mumbled, trying to tell her the truth.
"What's that, Christopher Robin?" she asked.
Christopher Robin truthfully said, "I went to the AMC Theaters with Louie to see 'Mary Poppins Returns.' And then I brought back your bathroom key."
The teacher was furious. "That does it!! Christopher Robin Jason Milne Darling, you are going to the principal's office because you are punished!"
Christopher Robin was so angry that he stomped out of the classroom.
The principal said, "Christopher Robin, sit on the bench. I'm calling your father for what you've done."
"Hi there." Dimitri said, "So, Principal Dave, what's the big deal?"
The principal said, "Christopher Robin ditched class by going to the AMC Theaters with his girlfriend, Jane Darling."
"CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, HOW DARE YOU DITCH CLASS BY GOING TO THE AMC THEATERS WITH JANE?!?! Come on, Christopher Robin! Let's go home!" Dimitri said.
When they got in the car, Dimitri said, "Christopher Robin, I am very disappointed in you!"
When they arrived home, Dimitri clutched Christopher Robin's wrist angrily.
Christopher Robin's mother, Belle, asked, "Dimitri, why are you so angry?"
Dimitri said, "Christopher Robin ditched class by going to the AMC Theaters with Jane."
Belle said, "Now, Christopher Robin, your father and I want you to know that you will be grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 2 full weeks!"
"That means no computer, no Chromebook, no movies, no video games, no TV, no books, no XBox, no pizza, no McDonald's, no fast food places of any other kind, and no karate tournament until you learn to obey my rules. And I forbid you to date Jane!! Now go to your room!!" Dimitri yelled.
Christopher Robin got very angry. He glared angrily at Dimitri and Belle and told them, "You two are as evil as Gaston!!"
And then, Christopher Robin went upstairs to his room in tears, where his sister, Sarah, was waiting for him.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Big Trouble Stuff
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Category:Skipping School
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