Pope Francis

Pope Francis (born Jorge Mario Bergoglio on 17 December 1936) is the head of the Catholic Church, the bishop of Rome and sovereign of the Vatican City State. He is best known for his rocking personality, drunkenness, and his affinity for the band Queen. He's also never in time with the music.
== Forgotten History ==
He was forced by the Vatican to drink alcohol to distract from various scandals in the Church. This caused him to do things like:
* have "One Vision" by Queen play as his walk-up music as he came on stage.
* realize he was on the jumbotron and "feel his own boobies"
* be extremely confused as to why the stairs he was standing on were moving (it was a wheelie cart)
* have extreme hangovers
* need to be sick
* NOT vomit on a woman
* vomit in a limo
=== FUN FACT: ===
As a student Pope Francis worked as a bouncer at a nightclub to support himself.