Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 7: FUS RO DAH!/Transcript

Midget Apple: January 18. Hmm... Hey Pear.
Pear: What's up, little buddy?
Midget Apple: Weren't we going to do something on January 18? Cuz that's like today.
Orange: Boolean, baby!
Pear: What?
Midget Apple: What?
Orange: Ho ho ho, A to the O coming back from the break like a boomerang made of boogers!
Pear and Midget Apple: Eww!
Pear: That's disgusting!
(The boogerang flies through Pear and Midget Apple.)
Orange: (laughs)
Midget Apple: No, that's disgusting!
Orange: No, it's snot! (laughs)
Pear: Why? Why would anyone want a boomerang made of boogers?
Orange: Hey. Can't hear the questions, Pear. Before we get in with the new, let's get out with the old.
Announcer: That's right! It's almost time for...
Orange: EXPLOSIONS!
(explosion)
Announcer: ...Ask Orange!
VideoGameLover229: Hey Orange! Have you ever driven a car?
Orange: Sure! I love driving! It's a real gas! (laughs)
Pear: Hey Orange, how are you steering when you don't have hands?
Orange: I can't steer?
Orange and Pear: (both scream)
(car crashes down a hill)
Kiwi2760: Can you squirt a pepper into Pear's eye?
Orange: Sure!
Pear: WHAT? MY EYES BURNED! Why would you ask him to do that? (cries)
SterMan8787: What happened to Cheese?
Orange: He got carried away by a big breese! (laughs) Get it? Breese? (laughs)
Small Cheese: Help me! Help me!
Big Cheese: It is all mine!
(Both cheeses fall off the countertop.)
MrNonolp: Can you say, "Hi Noah"?
Orange: Hey, hey, Noah!
Oridom66: Hey Orange! What rhymes with life and the opposite of spoon?
Orange: Hmm... Oh, I know! Fife! (plays the fife)
Pear: What? How is a fife the opposite of a spoon?
Anima Dread: Orange, what school do you go to?
Orange: I got my degree from the Los Angeles University of Annoying Arts. Try saying that five times fast.
echoboys: Orange, do you miss Apple?
Orange: What? I never miss Apple! My aim is too good! (shoots a bow and arrow at Apple)
(Apple gasps in shock.)
pinehillslvr: Orange, I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Orange: Wow. You sound like a real shave driver! (laughs) Mustaches.
tusken56studios: Can you do Fus-Ro-Dah on Pear?
Orange: Sure! FUS RO DAH!
(Pear gets blown away and lands on the floor.)
Pear: Why are you doing this to me?
665supersniper: I look up to you! Is that a bad thing?
Orange: Of course not! Midget Apple looks up to me all the time because he so-
Midget Apple: Don't even say that!
glttrgrl: How long is your tough?
Orange: My tough is forever.
Pear: That doesn't even make sense.
Orange: FOREVER!
freddo6412: Can one of my comments be on the show?
Orange: NEVER- Okay.
Omair Rehman: Hey Orange, why do you laugh so much?
Orange: (laughs) (laughs) (laughs)
(car crash)
Orange: Wait, that was the question?
#1Pearfan: Hey Orange, why would anyone want a boomerang made of boogers?
Orange: Don't ask me, Pear fan! I don't nose! (laughs)
(The boomerang made of boogers hits Orange.)
Orange: Eww. That is disgusting.
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