Mister Cumberdale

==Background==
"Mister Cumberdale" is an original song composed by Creep-P with YOHIOloid.
==Lyrics==
You will enter the world...
Unwanted.
Unloved.
...and abandoned by all humanity.
You will remember little to nothing.
You will not remember your brother.
You will not love your wife.
You will not love your son.
But you will leave...
Accepted.
Loved.
...and abandoned.
Oh dear...
How the war has forsaken me
Forsaken me
IT'S TAKEN ME
I can't remember a thing...
Don't worry my dear
You're almost complete with yourself
So don't live in fear
Oh Jeremy
You're back from the war
Back from the war.
BACK FROM THE WAR
To deflower her.
Wash off that muck, Mister Cumberdale
Mister Cumberdale
Mister Cumberdale
Oh deary me...
Oh ho, deary my what's inside?
It's a baby
It's a baby
It's a baby boy
Get away
Get away and never turn back
Don't turn back
Don't turn back and just stay abandoned
(Oh) Finally I am accepted
(Oh) I found a place that I belong
(Oh) But I don't know where to go
(Oh) But my train of thought had derailed long ago
Oh dear...
How the war has forsaken me
Forsaken me
IT'S TAKEN ME
I can't remember a thing...
Don't worry my dear
You're almost complete with yourself
So don't live in fear
Oh Jeremy
You're back from the war
Back from the war.
BACK FROM THE WAR
To deflower her.
Wash off that muck, Mister Cumberdale
Mister Cumberdale
Mister Cumberdale
Oh Jeremy
You're back from the war
Back from the war.
BACK FROM THE WAR
To deflower her.
Oh dear Lord.
You're foul and disgusting
You taste of soot and poo
So I have to get away from you
I know it hurts...
I really do...
But know that it will be all over soon...
You will be okay.
You will learn what acceptance is.
You will learn what love means.
You will learn everything you need to know
But, I can only wish you a happy birthday...
Hubert Cumberdale.
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Category:Original songs
Category:English songs
Category:Songs featuring YOHIOloid