That Dish Is a Risk

"That Dish Is a Risk" is a song featured in We Object to Fear: LIVE!. Matthew is worried that his mother's cooking is too adventurous for the other members of the mock trial team.
== Lyrics ==
Matthew
(spoken) Hey, Mom, can I talk to you real quick?
Matthew's Mom
(spoken) What is it, sweetheart?
Matthew
(spoken) The entire mock trial team is out there.
Matthew's Mom
(spoken) I know! I know, I'm so excited, sweetheart.
Matthew
(spoken) I know. It's just that, I'm looking at the table right now. I just want to be the one to tell you...
That dish is a risk.
That dish is a risk.
You don't know how it's gonna end up, with this,
Because that dish is a risk.
Both
That dish is a risk.
Matthew's Mom
(spoken) No.
Both
That dish is a risk.
Matthew
Like, even more so than an exotic fish,
That dish is a risk.
Matthew's Mom
Matthew, don't you worry!
Don't worry your little head.
I have all types of dishes,
Even safe, safe garlic bread.
If someone wants to venture out
And have a salad with quinoa,
Who am I to not broaden their horizons?
Let their horizons be broad!
Both
That dish is a risk.
That dish is a risk.
Matthew
You wouldn't serve it after a potluck or a bris.
Why? Because—
Both
It's a risk.
Matthew
And even the garlic bread
Has a little adventurous flair.
Matthew's Mom
(spoken) What?
Matthew
I see some unorthodox herbs
On the side over there!
Matthew's Mom
It's just a little bit of parsley!
Matthew
Why would you do that on a—
Matthew's Mom
It brightens the whole thing up!
Matthew
No, I don't think it does.
Matthew's Mom
We gotta push these kids, Matthew,
That's what's up!
Matthew
No we don't.
Both
That dish is a risk.
Matthew
They are children!
Matthew's Mom
That dish is a risk.
Matthew
That dish is a risk.
That dish is a risk.
Matthew's Mom
It's not a risk.
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