私男と俺女 (Watashi Otoko to Ore Onna)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Sung	Not sung (PV text)
Japanese 	Romaji 	English 	
無茶しやがって…… 	mucha shiyagatte...... 	This is insane...... 	
１メートル弱も雪を積もらせて 	ichi-meetoru jaku mo yuki o tsumorasete 	We’ve let a bit less than a meter of snow pile up, 	
あのー 	ano— 	"Um—" 	
ムっとした顔で差し出すタオル 	mutto shita kao de sashidasu taoru 	and, pouting, I offer you a towel. 	
どうぞ 	douzo 	"Here." 	
ずぶ濡れの私と 	zubunure no watashi to 	Though I’m dripping wet, 	
私男だけどそういういらないから 	watashi otoko dakedo souiu iranai kara 	“I mean, I’m a man, so I don't really need it." 	
「いらない」vs.『どうぞ』 	"iranai" “douzo” 	it’s my “I don’t need it” vs. your “take it.” 	
「いらない」『どうぞ』 	"iranai" "douzo" 	“I don’t need it” “Here” 	
押し付けあった挙句笑っちゃって　それからの話 	oshitsuke atta ageku waratchatte sore kara no hanashi 	And after a while of butting heads over it, we laugh. That’s when the story begins. 	
「．．．」 	“…” 	“…” 	
「やるな」　『お前もな』 	"yaruna" "omae mo na" 	“You’re pretty good.” “So are you.” 	
ズッ友ダヨ！ 	zuttomo da yo! 	“Let's be friends forever!” 	
 	 	 	
三角定規とロケット 	sankaku jougi to roketto 	Set squares and rockets, 	
飛沫くサイダァの泡　夏の日 	shibuku saidaa no awa natsu no hi 	the bubbles in splashes of a soft drink; a summer day. 	
しゅわー　ああ～… 	shuwaa aa~... 	Shwaa! "Ahh~…” 	
おばあちゃんおしぼりある？ 	obaachan oshibori aru 	“Grandma, do you have a wet towel?” 	
「有料じゃよ」　『ゆ…』 	"yuuryou ja yo" "yu..." 	“I’ll have to charge you.” "Charge..." 	
世知辛いね 	sejigarai ne 	“The world is harsh, isn’t it…” 	
お友達の分はサービスするよ 	otomodachi no bun wa saabisu suru yo 	“But your friend can have one for free.” 	
第五チャンネル／V4X補完計画 	daigo channeru/V4X hokan keikaku 	Channel Five/V4X Append Project 	
詐欺警報 	sagi keihou 	Scam alert! 	
刑法第二百四十六条第二項抵触 	keihou dainihyaku yonjuu rokujou daini kou teishoku 	Violation of clause #2 of criminal law #246 	
友達、有料（サービス）心、重ねて 第二話 	tomodachi, yuuryou (saabisu) kokoro, kasanete daini wa 	Friends, Charge (Free). Hearts, overlapping. Chapter Two. 	
友達+有料（サービス）=友達料（サービス）÷ 詐欺!? 	tomodachi + yuuryou (saabisu) = tomodachiryou (saabisu) ÷ sagi!? 	Friends + Charge (Free) = Friend charge (Free) ÷ Scam!? 	
そんなことより　おしぼりくれ　友達って　ナンダッケ？　口あっつい　サイダーって青　 	sonna koto yori oshibori kure tomodachi tte nanda kke? ro attsui saidaa tte ao 	Forget that, just gimme that towel! Whaddaya mean, friend? Geez, it's hot. The soft drink is... blue? 	
「結構です」『いらんのけ？』 	"kekkou desu" "irannoke?" 	“I'm good, actually.” “Oh, so you don’t need it after all?” 	
 	 	 	
半年後のセリフが 	hantoshi-go no serifu ga 	Half a year later, you say 	
『ホントの友達みたい』 	“honto no tomodachi mitai” 	“It’s like we’re really friends!” 	
私男と俺女 	watashi otoko to ore onna 	A feminine man and a masculine woman, 	
私たち、友達だよね？ 	watashitachi, tomodachi da yo ne? 	We are friends, right? 	
ポッポー、ブッ！ 	poppoo, pu! 	Pugh, pugh! 	
最悪なことに親友だ 	saiaku na koto ni shin'yuu da 	it’s awful, but we’re best friends. 	
『え、やだ。誰に言ってるの？』 	“e, yada. dare ni itteru no?” 	“What, no way. Who are you talking to?” 	
君に言ってんだよ！ 	kimi ni itte nda yo! 	“I’m talking to you!” 	
「てめぇだよ後で泣かす」 	"temee da yo ato de nakasu" 	“You, dumbass. I’ll get you for that in a bit.” 	
ねエ、私タチ… 	nee, watashitachi... 	“Hey, are we…” 	
めちゃ憑かれてる⁉ 	mecha tsukareteru!? 	He's totally been possessed!? 	
『それって保険利く？』 	“sorette hoken kiku?” 	“Does insurance cover that?” 	
 	 	 	
おばかさぁん　おばかさぁん　おばかさぁん　ホントにおばかさぁん 	obakasaan obakasaan obakasaan honto ni obakasaan 	“Idiot” “Idiot” “Idiot” “A true idiot” 	
 	 	 	
要領悪くて雑用係 	youryou warukute zatsuyougakari 	I’m not that well-organized, but I’m in charge of chores. 	
ほら黙ってるからまた美化委員にさせられちゃったじゃないか 	hora damatteru kara mata biki iin ni saserarechatta ja nai ka 	“It’s because you never speak up that they make you join the school clean-up committee.” 	
陰口どこ吹く風　でもヤキモキしちゃう 	kageguchi doko fuku kaze demo yakimoki shichau 	I don’t care if people talk behind my back. But it still gets to you, huh? 	
「…松がさぁ…」「ホモォ…」 	"...matsu ga saa..." "homoo..." 	“So Matsu is totally..." "Gay..." 	
 	 	 	
ああ君は無愛想で空気読めない化石マニアだ 	aa kimi wa buaisou de kuuki yomenai kaseki mania da 	Yup, you’re an unfriendly, dense-as-a-rock fossil maniac. 	
ほら、大好きなカ〇ボーンやるから元気だせよ　新発売一○○円 	hora, daisuki na ka**boon yaru kara genki dase yo shinhatsubai ichi ** yen 	“Come on, I'll get you some of your favorite Ca*bones, so cheer up.” New product on sale for 1** yen 	
どうした？ん？ 	doushita? n? 	“What’s wrong? Hm?” 	
栄養たっぷりカ〇ボーンぞ！ 	eiyou tappuri ka**boon zo! 	“It’s a Ca*bone chock full of nutrients!” 	
あれ、もしかして　御存知ない？ 	are, moshikashite gozonji nai? 	“Or could it be... You don't know about it?” 	
化石マニアともあろうお方が 	kaseki mania tomo arou okata ga 	“But how could any self-respecting fossil maniac” 	
ご存しない⁉ 	gozonji shinai!? 	“possibly not know about Ca*bones!?” 	
は？化石なめてんの？そもそもデボン紀とオルドビス紀の区別もつかないヌケサクが化石語るんじゃねえよ。こちとら江戸時代の少野蘭山（一七二九～一八一〇）先生の書いた聖典「本草網目啓蒙」から入ってんだよ。これだからトーシロは困る。炭素年代測定に掛けて消し炭にしてやろうか？あとそれはカルボー〇だ。よってそのカ〇ボーンはいただく。カルシウムたっぷりだからな！！！！！ 	ha? kaseki namete nno? somosomo debonki to orudobisuki no kubetsu mo tsukanai nukesaku ga kaseki kataru nja nee yo. kochitora edojidai no ono ranzan (sen nanahyaku nijuu kyuu ~ sen happyaku juu) sensei no kaita seiten "honzou goumoku keimou" kara haitte nda yo. kore dakara toushiro wa komaru. tanso nendaisokutei ni kakete keshizumi ni shiteyarou ka? ato sore wa karuboo* da. yotte sono ka**boon wa itadaku. karushiumu tappuri dakara na!!!!!	"Huh? You dare disrespect fossils? Morons who can't even tell the difference between the Devonian and Ordovician periods have no room to talk about fossils. It's written right there in the holy text of Ono Ranzan (1729–1810), Dictated Compendium of Materia Medica. This is the problem with amateurs. Want me to turn you into charcoal so I can demonstrate how carbon dating works? And that's Calbo*e to you. I'll take you up on that Ca*bone. Because it's chock full of calcium!!!!!"	
だがこの世界で私以外　誰にも言わせない 	daga kono sekai de watashi igai dare ni mo iwasenai 	But on this planet, you’d never let anyone but me say that. 	
 	 	 	
私は私男です。えっと、特技は手芸で…将来の夢は… 	watashi wa watashi otoko desu. etto, tokugi wa shugei de... shourai no yume wa..." 	“I’m a feminine man. Um… my special skill is handicrafts… My dream for the future… ” 	
彼の場合 家業を継ぐ事です 	kare no baai kagyou o tsugu koto desu 	His self-introduction: “is to take over the family business.” 	
何か心配なタイプだな 	nanka shinpai na taipu da na 	“Seems like this one might be trouble.” 	
ちなみ家業は「や」の付く自由業です 	chinami kagyou wa "ya" no tsuku jiyuugyou desu 	“Also, my family business consists of self-proclaimed professionals.” 	
大丈夫そうだな。 	daijoubu sou da na. 	“It looks like he’ll be alright.” 	
 	 	 	
俺女　よろしく　今日は帰ります 	ore onna yoroshiku kyou wa kaerimasu 	“I’m a masculine woman. Nice to meet you. I'll be going home now.” 	
彼女の場合 	kanojo no baai 	Her self-introduction. 	
この子も心配なタイプかな 	kono ko mo shinpai na taipu kana 	“She looks like she could be trouble, too...” 	
あぶない！ 	abunai! 	“Look out!” 	
つよい　（確信） 	tsuyoi (kakushin) 	“…She’s strong. (Immediate cofidence.)” 	
ささってる　ささってる 	sasatteru sasatteru 	She's got glass stuck in her head! 	
サヨナラ！ 	sayonara! 	Later! 	
 	 	 	
白い吐息 宝物 	shiroi toiki takaramono 	White breaths, my treasure. 	
オリオン座は窓越し 	orionza wa madogoshi 	I can see Orion through the window. 	
あれ、ここにあった白い... 	are, koko ni atta shiroi... 	“Wait, the white thing that was in here...” 	
食った 	kutta 	“I ate it.” 	
 	 	 	
５分後のセリフが 	gofun-go no serifu ga 	Five minutes later, you say, 	
 	 	 	
うん、食った 	un, kutta 	“Yeah, I ate it” 	
少女暗黒微笑中 Now Laughing... 	shoujo ankoku bishouchuu Now Laughing... 	Initiating Girl's Dark Smile Now Laughing... 	
『死んでも許さない』 	“shinde mo yurusanai” 	“even if you die, I won’t forgive you!” 	
 	 	 	
なんだよデスモスチルスって 	nan da yo desumosuchirusu tte 	What the heck?! It was a desmostylus?! 	
デスモスチルス こだいのかせきを「おこし」とまちがえれてたべられた。およぎがとくいでちからもち。 	desumosuchirusu kodai no kaseki o "okoshi" to machigaerete taberareta. oyogi ga tokui de chikaramochi. 	Having mistaken the ancient desmostylus for an "okoshi," he ate it. The desmostylus was physically powerful and a strong swimmer. 	
異様にもろい"おこし"じゃんか 	iyou ni moroi okoshi jan ka 	I’d thought it was an oddly brittle okoshi.An okoshi is a type of Japanese sweet. Len’s character mistook Rin’s character’s “treasure,” her tiny dinosaur fossil, as a snack and ate it. 	
「だってやったら紛らわしい箱に入ってんだもん なんかシブい！！ 」『ああん？』 	"datte yattara magiwarashii hako ni haitte nda mon nanka shibui!!" "aan?" 	“B-But you put it in such a fancy little box, someone was bound to get the wrong idea! You're so stingy!” "Huuuuh?" 	
「支払いは任せろー　と、この財布が申しております。」バリバリ　『やめて！』バリバリバリバリ 	"shiharai wa makaserou to, kono saifu ga moushite orimasu." baribari "yamete!" baribaribaribari 	“I'll just take it upon myself to get my money back. I’ll be taking your wallet, then.” “Stop!” crinkle crinkle 	
ヤメテ！　財布返シテ…… 	yamete! saifu kaeshite…… 	Stop it! Give back my wallet… 	
ごめんね＞＜　へ、ちょろいちょろい 	gomen ne >< e, choroi choroi 	Sorry > < Aw, you’re just too easy. 	
ごめんなさい　計画通り 	gomennasai keikakudoori 	“I’m sorry… It's all according to plan.” 	
 	 	 	
私男と俺女 	watashi otoko to ore onna 	A feminine man and a masculine woman, 	
地図読めない　対　話聞かない 	chizu yomenai tai hanashi kikanai 	the navigationally challenged vs. the directionally challenged.This is literally “(someone) who can’t read maps” vs. “(someone) who doesn’t listen to people when they’re speaking.” 	
掛け値なしに親友って 	kakene nashi ni shin'yuu tte 	In truth, being best friends 	
君に私＆私に君くらい 	kimi ni watashi watashi ni kimi kurai 	so that I’d be with you & you’d be with me 	
それってなんか素敵 	sore tte nanka suteki 	actually sounds pretty great. 	
 	 	 	
『おやおや、いまなんて？』 	“oya oya, ima nante?” 	“Oh, what was that?” 	
「オカネガホシイ」 	"okane ga hoshii" 	“Gimme some cash!” 	
『うそだ』 	“uso da” 	“You’ve gotta be kidding.” 	
「可及的速やかにＳＥ・ＫＡ・Ｉが滅びますようにっ！！」 	"kakyuuteki sumiyaka ni sekai ga horobimasu youni!!" 	“May the W-O-R-L-D explode ASAP!!” 	
世界が平和でありますように 	sekai ga heiwa de arimasu you ni 	May the world be at peace! 	
しばらくお待ちください 	shibaraku omachi kudasai 	“Please wait a moment.” 	
ですもすちるす 	desumosuchirusu 	It's a desmostylus. 	
==Translation Notes==
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