Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 17

full|center|600pxThe 17th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Irish writer of The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde, against American author of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain. It was released April 11th, 2013.
==Cast==
Hunter Tolliver as Oscar Wilde
Jacob S. as Mark Twain
==Lyrics==
===Oscar Wilde:===
Alas, people will laugh as I sass this lass with no class!
I can resist everything, except the chance to kick your ass!
Who knew such a small town could produce such a big tool?
When people hear Hannibal, they think of a man who was actually cool!
I'm spitting more than table talk at this hairy, old, geek,
I'll enslave you like Jim and send you back to poverty!
I shouldn't have to face you Sammy, this is just silly!
'Cause it's the world's greatest auther versus Steamboat Willie!
===Mark Twain:===
I read Dorian Gray, it was rather strange and louche, 
You best go run and hide in your trashcan, Oscar the Grouch!
When I walk down the streets of Missouri, ladies can't help but smile,
Your wife Constance? She drove me Wilde!
Come come, you dum-dumb. Why don'tcha grow some you bum chum?
No need to sue for gay jokes, you want some? Come get some!
I'll send you back to prison 'cause I'm sure they love the way they treat ya',
And then Tom'll drop a bucket of paint on this creature!
===Oscar Wilde:===
I had very high hopes for you, but you're less than second rate!
'Cause all you seem to care about is the importance of being straight!
My rhymes will guarantee you that your heart never pounds!
I'll stab you with my pen and bury you twelve feet underground!
===Mark Twain:===
Nobody even cares about your books, how inane!
You better be in pain now that you've felt the wraith of Mark Twain!
You're just a pussy Irish writer that can't rap for shit,
I will not attend your funeral, but I will definatly approve of it!
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Who Won?
Oscar Wilde
Mark Twain
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