Short Things in Love

Short Things in Love is a personal ad question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Who would most likely have placed the following ad?"
===Question===
SOrangeM ISO SF. ME: approx. 4'8" chocolate-loving foreigner. Work and live in candy factory. YOU: Not a brat, TV lover, fatso or gum chewer. Interests include glass elevators and Gobstoppers.
===Question Reading===
Single orange male in search of short female. ME: approximately 4'8" chocolate-loving foreigner. Work and live in candy factory. YOU: Not a brat, TV lover, fatso or gum chewer. Interests include glass elevators and Gobstoppers.
===Choices===
1. the head of the Lollipop Guild
2. the Grinch®
3. Rumpelstiltskin
4. an Oompa Loompa
===Choice Readings===
"Who might of written this? The head of the Lollipop Guild, the Grinch®, Rumpelstiltskin, or an Oompa Loompa?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "We represent, the Wrong Answer guild!"
2. sound clip
3. "Rumple-wrong-skin."
4. [into microphone] 🎶HO-WHOAHOWHOA, OOMPA, LOOMPA, DOOMPITY DITE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE QUESTION RIGHT🎶
===Answer Quote===
"And that of course, was the lounge version of the popular song from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory soundtrack."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"An Oompa Loompa. Don't you remember Willy Wonka's chocolate factory had all those orange little indentured servants runnin' around?"
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