"BIG WAR Part 3"

"Come on everyone....think of something! Can we stop this war? Can we...make it bigger?!" - BIG WAR Part 3.
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
* The seal of the ascended champion, which Markus has, is, according to Inien, super cursed.
** However, upon having the seal, one if effectively a double champion.
* The Markus Velafi's Conga Line of Peace is formed.
== Quotes ==
* Inien: There's no such thing as an armed horse!
* Gregor: Okay. How about this: If I taped a horn onto a horse, would it not be a horse?
* Inien: ...No, it'd be a horse with a horn taped on it. What's your point?
* Gregor: Okay. If I sowed an arm onto a horse...
* Inien: Oh, I think I get--- Okay, okay. Sorry. This is my fault for not understanding you. I didn't realize what you were going for. So you're saying that the dire horses is more a construct rather than a natural phenomena?
* Gregor: Oh no, dire horses are out there, naturally.
* Inien: Okay, I'm still mad then!
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* Inien: What's keeping you guys from being on the same page with me on assassination?
* Markus: That is dark, Inien, okay? Assassina--- That's something really, really, evil people do. That's a vizier move right there, Inien.
* Inien: Well, it seems like this is totally up your alley. In fact, I can see you smiling right now, Markus.
* Markus: Okay, I'm grinning maybe a little bit.
* Kyr: You're grinning a lot, man.
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* Markus: Everybody thinks of this war as this huge, inevitable thing. That both sides have their legitimate grievances and that the only recourse is to meet on the battlefield and slaughter each other until one side is announced the victor. And that's ridiculous! That's--- We have two terrible sides to chose from. I say fuck that, is what I say. That's a poisonous god damn line of thought!
* Colvin: But destiny!
* Markus: I slap Colvin in the face. You shut your mouth.
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* Markus: Look. I think we can actually do this. Like, that out there... Markus points behind him. Two factions, each of them with their own moral high-ground, preparing for a bloodbath. That's the real world. And it sucks. But I really think that we have a chance here to make a better, happier, maybe slightly dumber war.
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* Inien: You know, for the first time in a long time, I feel legitimately alive. Well, alive outside of having my life directly endangered. I feel like ruining things for people right now, and being with you guys is easily the best thing to ruin everything for everyone all at once! And that is just beautiful.Category:BIG WAR episodes