完全犯罪伝授します (Kanzen Hanzai Denju Shimasu)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
えぇ そうですか えぇ はい 	ee sou desu ka ee hai 	Yes, I see. Yes, indeed,
お話は解りました 	ohanashi wa wakarimashita 	You understand what I'm speaking of.
動機？いえ必要ありません 	douki? ie hitsuyou arimasen 	Motive? No, that's not necessary.
お約束のもの頂ければそれで 	oyakusoku no mono itadakereba sore de 	If you will accept this contract, in that case,
えぇ えぇ ではではひとつ 	ee ee de wa de wa hitotsu 	Yes, yes, then, allow me
確認させて頂きます 	kakunin sasete itadakimasu 	To confirm the facts one last time.
 	 	
変死体発見！！！ 	henshitai hakken!!! 	STRANGE CORPSE FOUND!!!
体の一部が失われた女性の変死体発見。 	karada no ichibu ga ushinawareta josei no henshitai hakken. 	A strange female corpse with one body part missing has been discovered.
昭和6年9月27日発刊 	shouwa rokunen kugatsu nijuushichinichi hakkan 	(September 27, 1932 issue)
 	 	
6人姉妹の貴女は長女 	rokunin shimai no anata wa choujo 	You are the eldest of six sisters,
葬りたいのは妹5人 	houmuritai no wa imouto gonin 	And you wish to bury your five younger sisters.
姉妹でひとり生き残ったなら 	shimai de hitori ikinokotta nara 	If you alone of your sisters survive,
間違いなく貴女は疑われる 	machigainaku anata wa utagawareru 	There is no chance you won't be suspected.
さてさてどうする この超難題 	sate sate dou suru kono chounandai 	Well, well, what to do? This is quite the brainteaser.
 	 	
6人の変死体！！？？ 	rokunin no henshitai!!?? 	SIX STRANGE CORPSES?!?!
同年9月に発見された欠損死体に続き全国6ヶ所6人の一部欠損死体を相次いで発見。 	dounen kugatsu ni hakken sareta kesson shitai ni tsuzuki zenkoku rokkasho rokunin no ichibu kesson shitai o aitsuide hakken.	Following the discovery of a mutilated corpse in September of this year, six corpses, each mutilated in one place, were discovered in six places across the nation.
昭和6年11月15日発刊 	shouwa rokunen juuichigatsu juugonichi hakkan 	(November 15, 1932 issue)
 	 	
姉妹が6人死んだとしたら 	shimai ga rokunin shinda to shitara 	If all six of you sisters were to die,
もちろん貴女は疑われない 	mochiron anata wa utagawarenai 	You wouldn't be suspected, of course.
偽装の死体をおひとつ用意 	gisou no shitai o ohitotsu youi 	But to prepare a single false corpse
それではリスクを高めてしまう 	sore de wa risuku o takamete shimau 	Would end up raising the risk of discovery.
 	 	
思考 黙考 熟考 整いました 	shikou mokkou jukkou totonoimashita 	After much thought, meditation, and deliberation, I have it all arranged for you.
 	 	
完全犯罪伝授します 	kanzen hanzai denju shimasu 	I'll teach you how to pull off the perfect crime.
貴女の殺人計画 完璧完遂させましょう 	anata no satsujin keikaku kanpeki kansui sasemashou 	Let us give your murder plan a flawless execution.
お代は貴女の死因の決定権 	odai wa anata no shiin no ketteiken 	The cost will be your right to decide the manner of your death:
いつ どこで いかに 死ぬか 	itsu doko de ika ni shinu ka 	When and where and how you will die.
 	 	
完全犯罪伝授します 	kanzen hanzai denju shimasu 	I'll teach you how to pull off the perfect crime.
5体の死体を6体に見せる 	gotai no shitai o gotai ni miseru 	We'll make five corpses look like six corpses.
パーフェクトクライム 	paafekuto kuraimu 	It's the perfect crime.
魔法のトリック お教え致しましょう 	mahou no torikku ooshie itashimashou 	I shall instruct you in how this magic trick is done.
 	 	
壱 外傷残らぬように 5人全員毒殺しなさい 	ichi gaishou nokoranu you ni gonin zenin dokusatsu shi nasai 	First, do kill all five of them with poison, so you won't leave external wounds.
弐 図のように切断しなさい よく洗いなさい 	ni zu no you ni satsudan shi nasai yoku arai nasai 	Second, cut them up like in the drawing, and do wash them well.
ここから大変重要なのでよく聞いてくださいね 	koko kara taihen juuyou nano de yoku kiite kudasai ne 	From here on, what I say is of the greatest importance, so please listen carefully.
参 次女の頭部を三女に移します 	san jijo no toubu o sanjo ni utsushimasu 	Third, you will switch the cranium of the second sister so that it is on the third.
肆 三女の上部を四女に移します 	shi sanjo no joubu o yonjo ni utsushimasu 	Fourth, you will switch the head and upper torso of the third sister so that they are on the fourth.
伍 四女の上部を五女に移します 	go yonjo no joubu o gojo ni utsushimasu 	Fifth, you will switch the head and torso of the fourth sister so that they are on the fifth.
陸 五女の上部を六女に移します 	roku gojo no joubu o rokujo ni utsushimasu 	Sixth, you will switch the head, torso, and pelvis of the fifth sister so that they are on the sixth.
 	 	
するとどうでしょう 	suru to dou deshou 	Having done this, how do you like that?
なんて不思議なことでしょう 	nante fushigi na koto deshou 	What a mystery we seem to have here!
一部が欠けた6体死体の出来上がり 	ichibu ga kaketa gotai shitai no dekiagari 	Our outcome is six corpses, each short one piece.
首なし死体が貴女と見なされるでしょうね 	kubinashi shitai ga anata to minasareru deshou ne 	The headless corpse will be considered to be yours, I believe.
死体は衣服を着せて山に埋めましょう 	shitai wa ifuku o kisete yama ni umemashou 	Let us dress the corpses in clothes and bury them in the mountains.
浅く埋めなさい 	asaku ume nasai 	Do bury them shallowly.
 	 	
6人姉妹連続殺人！！！ 	rokunin shimai renzoku satsujin!!! 	SERIAL MURDER OF SIX SISTERS!!!
身体的特徴や行方不明届から犠牲者6人が都内某所在住の姉妹であることが判明。 	karadateki tokuchou ya yukue fumeitodoke kara giseisha rokunin ga tonai bousho zaijuu no shimai de aru koto ga hanmei. 	Based on physical characteristics and missing persons reports, it can be confirmed that the six victims are sisters who resided somewhere in the Tokyo metropolitan area.
昭和6年11月21日発刊 	shouwa rokunen juuichigatsu nijuuichinichi hakkan 	(November 21, 1932 issue)
 	 	
埋める場所はなるべく離れたところがいいでしょう 	umeru basho wa narubeku hanareta tokoro ga ii deshou 	It would be in your best interest to find somewhere remote to bury them.
発見される時期をズラせば断面合わせられる危険がない 	hakken sareru jiki o zuraseba danmen awaserareru kiken ga nai 	There is no danger of the cross sections being matched if you delay the time of discovery.
これで ザ・パーフェクトクライム 	kore de za paafekuto kuraimu 	With that, you have the perfect crime.
 	 	
犯人未だ捕まらず！！ 	hannin mada tsukamarazu!! 	CULPRIT STILL AT LARGE!!
犠牲者のいずれも体の一部が持ち去られている。それらが示す犯人の意図とは！ 	giseisha no izure mo karada no ichibu ga mochisararete iru. sorera ga shimesu hannin no ito to wa! 	All of the victims' missing body parts have been taken away. To think that they demonstrate the culprit's intentions!
昭和7年3月9日発刊 	shouwa shichinen sangatsu kokonoka hakkan 	(March 9, 1933 issue)
 	 	
こうして貴女はめでたく死者となりました 	koushite anata wa medetaku shisha to narimashita 	In this way, you joyously became one of the dead.
名前を変えて素性を伏せて 	namae o kaete sujou o fusete 	Please make sure to change your name,
ひっそり暮らしてください 	hissori kurashite kudasai 	Conceal your identity, and live modestly.
こちらが約束のとなります 	kochira ga yakusoku no odai to narimasu 	This will be the price we agreed upon—the document with your cause of death.
 	 	
死因書 	shiinsho 	Cause of Death Document:
一年後 	ichinengo 	One year later.
自宅 	jitaku 	At home.
自殺 	jisatsu 	Suicide.
 	 	
【トリック借用】 	"torikku shakuyou" 	The trick is owed to:
島田荘司著書『占星術殺人事件』 	shimada souji "senseijutsu satsujin jiken" 	, from his book .
敬称略 	keishouryaku 	(Honorific omitted.)
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