The Television Set

"The Television Set" is a song Mrs. Carel sings about her son, Harry's problem.
==Lyrics==
<poem>
:[Mrs. Carel]
The most important thing I've ever learned,
The most important thing I've learned,
As far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near a television set
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
Television
Television
Ooh Ooh 
Television
It rots the senses in the head!
It kills Imagination dead!
It clogs and clutters up the mind!
It makes a child so dull and blind!
Television, Television!
He can no longer see the mores
Of simply doing easy chores!
I blame the television set!
His belly button can touch his knees!
His thinking powers rust and freeze!
He cannot think he only sees!
He only Sees
He only Sees
Regarding little Harry B,
I very much regret that he
Was let to watch so much TV
If I could het him back his health
I would if his knowledge didn't melt
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