News Machine, August 2022

The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in August 2022, archived from the original page by a Mysterious Spanish Lady.
==Blog entries==
===God in Three Persons Cancelled===
Friday, August 12 2022, 11:06pm
We deeply regret to inform you that the performances of The Residents' God in 3 Persons at ZKM, scheduled for September 10th and 11th, have been cancelled.
This is due to a cascading series of Covid related issues that make these performances impossible to present at this time.
After serious exploration of several options that would make the shows possible, Grand Chess, The Cryptic Corporation and ZKM were unable to find satisfactory solutions, and were left with no choice but to call the shows off.
While this decision is heartbreaking news for everyone involved; producers, artists and fans, a mutual desire to present the best shows possible, under safe and responsible conditions, prevailed.
We appreciate your support and the producers and The Cryptic Corporation hope that God in 3 Persons can be presented in Europe to everyone's gratification at a future date, when conditions improve.
===You Can Own Randy's Fireplace===
Saturday, August 20 2022, 8:09pm
AMAZING BUT TRUE!!!!
Yes, unbelievably, Randy's fireplace from the Talking Light tour NEEDS A NEW HOME!!! It has lived in Homer Flynn's living room for ten years now but sadly it has to go. But... it's big and heavy so it needs to find a home in the Bay Area.
The price is a SUPER BARGAIN BASEMENT MEASLEY 500 smackeroonies (or best offer). The fireplace still works, plus BONUS!!! it's also a heater. Comes with certificate of authenticity.
If interested, email crypticorp2000 (at) gmail (dot) com
===Triple Trouble at Sydney Underground Film Festival===
Wednesday, August 31 2022, 8:45pm
You may have heard that The Residents' soon-to-be-classic feature film 'Triple Trouble' received its premier in Chicago last month, with both Cryptic Corporation President Homer Flynn and the film's producer Starr Sutherland in attendance. Well, more festival appearances are imminent, including a virtual showing at the Sydney Underground Film Festival for our Antipodean pals ON Monday, September 12th. You can check out the details and pre-order tickets right here:
Sydney Underground Film Festival - Details & Tickets
==See also==
*News Machine
*Residents.com
*BOG
==External links and references==
*The Residents' News Machine
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