Jordan Peterson

Jordan Peterson is a cisnormative lobster supremacist from Canada. He believes that humans should accept the lobster hegemony, which will result in human social structures being organized along the lines of the lobsters'. Reformed Doomers will make sure that this comes to pass.
He represents the Gemini astrological sign out of the University of Toronto, because that's his sign and he acts like it.
In 2019, he had to go to rehab so now the whole UnAmerica will become The Gulag because he is no longer able to stave off the postmodernists.
One time he called himself the frog prophet. What a weirdo.
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