Survival of the Idiots (Point Grey)/Transcript

Here is the transcript for Survival of the Idiots
== Transcript ==
Wood
* David: Come on, Harrison.
* Harrison: Wait up, Dave.
* David and Harrison ran to a sign.
* David: What is That Sign.
* Harrison: (Turns on a TV)
* Park Ranger: You know, Animals need asleep for winter. It's Called Hibernation. Animals don't like to be awake. So Do Not Disturb. That means you. (TV turns off)
* Harrison: Come on, Let's go inside.
* David: (Grabs Harrison by his arm) Oh, No. Forget it, Harry. She said not to disturb any animals.
* Harrison: Who cares?
* David: But I...(Sighs in frustration)
Cave
* Harrison: (Enters the cave and sees the bear sleeping) David. I think the bear's asleep.
* David: I Know, Pal. But we've got to be quiet.
* Harrison: Oh, Okay.
* Bear: (Snoring)
* David: Hey. Don't wake up. Not until spring.
*Bear: (Snoring)
*David: Look, Harrison. We gotta go. We shouldn't disturb the bear anymore.
*Harrison: That's Not Disturbing. This is Disturbing. (Grabs the leaves and act like a duck) Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack.
* David: Now That's Really Disturbing.
* David and Harrison: (Laughing)
* Bear: (Awakes and Sees David and Harrison in her cave)
* Harrison: David.
* David: Yeah?
* Bear: (Growling, Roaring)
*David and Harrison: (Screaming)
*Harrison: Hurry. She's gathering us.
*David: No, Stop.
*Bear: (Growling)
*The Bear grabs David and Harrison by their shirts
*Harrison: Please don't hurt us.
*Bear: (Goes back to sleep)
*David: Boy, Harry. That was close.
*Harrison: We never wake her up again.
Wood
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*David: All Right, Ronna. Your time is up.
*Harrison: How you calling Ronna
*David and Harrison: (Use the twig and tackle each other)
*Harrison: I Gotcha
*David: (Sees a bear coming and Screams)
*Harrison: Screaming will get you nowhere.
*Harrison was grabbed by a bear
*Bear: (Growling) Which one of you is the Ronna.
*Harrison: Uh, I am.
*Bear throws Harrison
*Harrison: (Screaming; Then hit the tree)
*Bear: (Growling)
*David: (Screaming)
*David runs from the bear
*Bear: (Roaring)
* Harrison: Run.
*David and Harrison run from the bear
*David: (Grabs his tie to use it as a weapon) All right. Stay back.
*Bear: (Roaring)
*David: (Whacks the bear with his tie)
*Harrison: Did you catch her?
*David: Harrison.
*Bear: (Jumps off the rock and land on David and Harrison)
*David and Harrison: (Screaming)
Hole of the Ground
*David: (Feels his shirt) Aw, man. My shirt.
*Harrison: Our hair. It's ruined.
*David: Look, Harry. We tried to wake the bear but she got mad at us. (Ties his tie)
*Harrison: Look. There's a hole out here.
*David: You can do it, Buddy.
*Harrison: (Grabs the rope and climbs on it) Anything Okay.
*David: Anything's fine. (Grabs the rope and climbs on it)
Wood
*Harrison: We can't wake the bear up.
*David: The Park Ranger's right. Do not disturb.