Saint Paul & Prehistoric Skunks

Saint Paul & Prehistoric Skunks is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Alright, listen carefully. A group of foxes is called a skulk. A prehistoric skunk would be a fossil. Saint Paul was an Apostle."
===Question===
Which of these is an "epistle"?
===Question Reading===
"Which of the following is an 'epistle'?"
===Choices===
1. an outhouse
2. an infected pimple
3. a letter to Santa Claus
4. a priest
===Choice Quotes===
1. [toilet flushing]
2. "No, not an epistle. it's just plain pussy."
3. "_"
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"An epistle is a letter."
===Correct Answer Reveal Quote===
"An epistle is a letter."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Now you be sure to ask Santa Claus for a dictionary."
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