But I don't even believe in Jeebus!

"But I don't even believe in Jeebus!", phrase, Groeningism 1. complaint uttered by Homer Simpson, protagonist of TV's "The Simpsons," when he was told he was about to become a missionary. 
2.complaint uttered by any player who feels his character has been the unfair target of divine retribution; basically, an appeal to atheism to avoid the wrath of the gods. [AF]
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Addendum: A particularly funny version that sometimes cropped up in a game based on the 1980s cartoon TV series "Transformers": "But I don't even believe in Unicron!" [AF]