Elwin x Spinny Chair (Oneshot)

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== Reviews ==
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"I cannot think of the blood, sweat, and tears you must have poured into this. This is the best oneshot I have ever laid my eyes upon. It brings a tear to my eye thinking about the characters and the storyline... everything is just... so amazing... I'm not crying, you are..." - The Avocado of Bookishness
== Oneshot ==
 Elwin was walking through the Forbidden Cities. Why? I don't know, I'm just writing this because I'm bored. He thought that Ikea was a restaurant because it had a weird elfy sounding name, and headed inside. He looked around, confused. "Furniture? Is this place even a restaurant? Do humans eat furniture-- OH my gosh, what is that!!!" 
He stared at the chair for a few moments before sitting himself down in it. His eyes widened as the chair moved a little bit. "Whoa! Does this thing... does this thing spin?" He carefully spun it a little bit. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahthisisamazing!!!" He stopped spinning. "I need this chair. I need it."
He pulled out his impartner. "Hail Alden!"
Alden's face appeared on the screen. "Elwin?"
"Alden! I need human money!"
"For... what?"
"I need human money. You see, I found this amazing chair, and I need it."
"You want me to buy you a chair--"
"No time for questions, Alden. I need this."
"Okay..."
=== ~an hour later~ ===
Alden stared at the spinny chair. "Elwin, I-" He cut himself off. He honestly had no idea what to say. "I honestly have no idea what to say."
Elwin smiled. "I know, right? Words can't describe how wonderful this is! It costs fifty lusters!"
"Dollars."
"Dollars!" Elwin corrected. He spun around in the chair again. "WHEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!"
Alden smiled. "Alright, Elwin, I'll buy you the chair."
"Hooray! I could kiss you right now! But I won't," he quickly added. "Because I, uh, have a boyfriend. Also, you're married."
"Wait, you have a what?"
"Forget I said that!" He spun in the chair again. "I'm spinning! In a chair! And look, it moves." He wheeled himself around a little bit. "Isn't it amazing!? How come we don't have these in the Lost Cities?"
"Wait. Elwin, you have a boyfriend--"
"Shush, Alden. I'm having a moment. This chair needs a name. I'm gonna call them Kent."
"Oh, it's a them, now? Elwin, I suggest you don't get too attached to this thing..."
"Great idea, Alden! I'll attach myself to the chair so I'll never have to get up again! This chair is now a full replacement of my legs!"
"Elwin, that's not at all what I was implying--"
"Too late! It was implied." Elwin wheeled himself to the door.
"Wait! I didn't pay for it yet!"
"Well, hurry up! I'm naming this chair Kent. I will use Kent every day. Kent is my new best friend."
== Part Two ==
Elwin sat in his chair in his office, smiling.
Suddenly, a guy comes into the room. He has dark, chocolaty skin. (sorry, I'm thinking about chocolate a lot today) and short, closely-cropped hair. He smirks. "What in the world are you sitting in?"
"A spinny chair! Look, Min, it moves!" Elwin scoots toward him in the chair. "And it spins!!!" Elwin whirls around a few times.
"Wow, you're making me dizzy," Min says, watching in amazement as the chair spins faster.
Elwin chuckles and stops spinning. "I was thinking of getting a tiny one for Bullhorn."
Min laughs. "Wow. You're adorable."
"What?"
"I said you're adorable."
Elwin's face reddens. "I just--I like the chair. It's fun!"
"Are you gonna get me one?"
"Of course!"
"I want to sit with you!"
"Okayyyyy--"
Min sat down on his lap. "Now, spin us!"
Elwin blinked. Then he broke into a wide grin. "Okay!" Using the side of the counter, he pushed them off and they immediately started spinning out of control.
Min laughed, clinging to Elwin. "Oh, god, I didn't think this through!"
"No time for thinking. Only spinning!!" Elwin used his feet to spin them faster.
Min moved closer. "EEee!! I'm gonna fall!"
"No, you won't," Elwin laughed. "I promise!"
=== ~a half hour later~ ===
Elwin and Min were still messing around with the chair, pushing each other around and laughing uncontrollably.
Suddenly, Alden comes into the room. He raises his eyebrows. Min is pushing Elwin around one of the beds in the Healing Center, laughing. He sees Alden and comes to a sudden stop, causing Elwin to fall out of the chair entirely.
There's a moment of silence before Min bursts into giggles, helping Elwin up. "Oh my gosh, a-are you okay?"
Elwin smiles bashfully. "I'm okay!"
Min noticeably keeps hold of Elwin's hand.
Elwin coughs. "Alden, this is my boyfriend, Min."
Alden smiles. "It's wonderful to meet you! I see you're still... playing with this piece of furniture."
"It's not just a piece of furniture, Alden, Kent is special!"
Min quickly nods in agreement.
"Just sit in it," Elwin urges.
Alden shakes his head, smiling. "Fine. But this is ridiculous."
=== ~exactly two minutes later~ ===
Alden: *pushing Elwin and Min down the halls of Foxfire, laughing*
Elwin and Min: *sitting in the chair together again*
== Part Three ==
Elwin, Min, and Alden are all still playing with the spinny chair in the halls of Foxfire.
Magnate Leto stops them in the hall. "What in the world are you three doing!?"
All three of them freeze.
Elwin breaks the silence by saying, "Spinning?"
"You're playing with a piece of furniture!"
"Kent is NOT just some chair! Here. Sit." Elwin and Min get up to make room for Leto.
Leto narrows his eyes. "I have a feeling I'm going to regret this, but..." He carefully sat down. Elwin immediately spun him around. Leto squealed.
Everyone laughed. "Did you just squeal???" Elwin laughed.
Leto's face reddened. "I wasn't expecting it to spin like that!"
Elwin chuckled. "Isn't it fun, though?"
"I... I suppose." He looked at Alden.
Alden smiled.
"You better not tell anyone this happened."
"Why not? Would it be embarrassing?"
"Very much so."
Alden smiled and immediately spun him again.
=== ~another half hour later~ ===
"I bought the entire Council spinny chairs!"
Everyone gave Elwin a look of disbelief. 
"You did what?"
"I gave them all spinny chairs!"
=== ~Meanwhile~ ===
Bronte: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alina: *falls out of the chair*
Emery: *quietly spins*
Oralie: *spinning Bronte's chair*
Terik: *watching the chaos*
Noland: *sCrEeCh*
Clarette: *naming her chair*
Zarina: *has no idea what the heck is happening*
== Part Four: ==
Elwin, after about two more minutes of spinning in the spinny chair: Ahhhhh Min you NEED to meet Kent they're my new best friend!!!
Min: Uhhh... okay? *sits down in spinny chair with Elwin*
=== ~two months later~ ===
Elwin doesn't leave the spinny chair for anything; he even goes to work by wheeling the spinny chair to the Leapmaster and then wheeling himself around the Healing Center to get students their healing stuff*
Min: Um Elwin? I kind of need to talk to you.
Elwin: *wheels himself over to where Min is sitting on the couch* Yeah?
Min: So... I don't know how to say this, Elwin, but-
Elwin: You're getting a spinny chair too?! YES YES YES! WE CAN SPIN TOGETHER FOR ETERNITY!!!
Min: No, uh, that's not what I was going to say. As I was saying-
Elwin: OH! YOU GOT ME AND KENT FRIENDSHIP NECKLACES! EVEN BETTER! I'LL TIE IT TO THEIR LEG!
Min: No, Elwin. What I was saying is... I'm breaking up with you. It's just... you're so attached to this spinny chair of yours-
Elwin: Oh no! You found my secret! I actually glued myself to the chair!
Min: *muttering* What is he doing with his life? *out loud, to Elwin* You're so attached, and you're not even spending any time with me. I mean, you haven't even kissed me in a week! It's just not working out.
Elwin: Oh, Min, I'm so sorry. I wish I could spend more time with you, but.... Kent...
Min: *leaves to pack his stuff*
Elwin: Oh, Kent! I don't want to sound mean, I love Min, I really do, but... he just doesn't understand the importance of my relationship with you, Kent. Not to just move on from Min immediately, but... I've actually been waiting for this moment. *pulls a small box out of pocket* Kent, now that I won't be cheating on anyone... will you marry me?
== The End ==
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