Open Lines Theme - parody

Sometimes a song just pops into your head. And it's always good to promote Open Lines, even if there's really only 1 line, and Hollywood keeps getting in the way of the show actually occurring.
Original Song Title: The Lion Sleeps Tonight (how many songs can say they've been covered by Billy Joel, Tracey Ullman, and R.E.M.?)
Original Lyrics: Google Play
Original Song: YouTube (yes, kids, this is the concert your grandparents were going to see when they left your parents with the babysitter...who always had her asshole boyfriend come over)
The BrYan Speaks Tonight
[falsetto]
Where is Phoebe, oh where is Phoebe, she’s not in L-A?
Where is Phoebe, oh where is Phoebe, she’s not in L-A?
[chant]
It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines
It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines
[verse]
In the Jungle, the LA Jungle, The BrYan speaks tonight
In the Jungle, the LA Jungle, The BrYan speaks tonight
[falsetto]
Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA
Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA
[chant]
It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines
It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines
[verse]
Eat a burger, a peaceful burger, while BrYan speaks tonight
L-A loves their In-N-Out burger, while BrYan speaks tonight
[falsetto]
Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA
Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA
[chant]
It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines
It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines
[verse]
Please call Benny, the lonely Benny, on Open Lines tonight
Please call Benny, the lonely Benny, on Open Lines tonight
[falsetto]
Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA
Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA
[chant]
It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines
It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines
[falsetto]
Where is Phoebe, oh where is Phoebe, she’s not in L-A?
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