Name Giver

This page describes a being.
The Name Giver is a wise, older man with a white beard, akin to a wizard. He is the Name Giver. He gives names to creatures on request. He is sometimes paid for this. 
The Name Giver sits at his table, awaiting those who arrive to make use of his services. Across from him is a chair. This is the chair you will sit in when you want the Name Giver to name a creature for you. He may hand you his business card after providing his service.
== Career ==
One Day, the Name Giver saw some fruit. Some delicious apples. Delicious Apples. He reached for apples. Suddenly, a gay little crab with big meaty hands jumped out from beneath the pile of yummy-looking apples apples. The crab's duty was to fight for the apples and he had to defeat the crab for the apples. The Name Giver named him Meatballs.
The Name Giver was called to someone's house. A small little creature was eating this person's doormat. The Name Giver named the creature Meatballs.
Despite these two examples being of The Name Giver naming creatures Meatballs, he actually doesn't name all creatures Meatballs. When you ask him for his services, it's only about like a 50% chance The Name Giver will name the requested creature Meatballs.
== Personal Life ==
The Name Giver was once but a normal wizard. His powers were his fat fucking wizard balls and his beep attack. He is known to have said "slappa bitch with my fat wizard nuts" during this time.
The Name Giver has a pet iguana named Meatballs.