A New Squid

A New Squid is the pilot episode for the spin-off series Squidward Talk which aired in April 23, 2013. The next episode will be Sandy the Techie.
==Plot==
Squdiward decides to create a new television series for Bikini Bottom named "Squidward Talk"!
==Transcript==
Ah, another good day in Bikini Bottom. The fish are swimming, the plants so alive. And now we enter the Easter Island styled house of Squidward Tentacles.
Squidward: Hmm... I wonder whats on Bikini Bottom Network today!
(He turns on the channel to see the show Zeus, The Guitar Lord.)
Squidward: If I made a show, it would be better than this rubbish. 
(A knock comes from Squidward's door)
Squidward: Who can it be now?!
(He opens the door to see SpongeBob and Patrick at the door)
Squidward: Of course. Who else could it be?!
SpongeBob: We heard you were doing a new TV show.
Squidward: How did you hear me? Were you stalking me?
Patrick: No, we just were in your house. And we happened to see you in the shower. Ugh...
Squidward: WHAT!?!? Nevermind that. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
Patrick: But we just-
(Squidward slams door in their faces)
Squidward: Now to call Bikini Bottom Network.
Title Card: 1 DAY LATER
Squidward: I got a show... 7:30 Tommorow! WEE! YES! MY RISE TO FAME IS HERE!
Patrick: Did you say "Rise to Lame?" I agree with that statement.
Squidward: Anyways, I need staff.
SpongeBob and Patrick b: We will help!
Squidward: SpongeBob and Patrick? Oh brother, bring me to the insane asylum already.
Patrick: Can do, boss.
THE NEXT MORNING
(The set looks nice in a well furnished room, Squidward sits behind a desk)
Patrick: 3,2,4... Action!
Squidward: Welcome to Squidward Chat with your host Squidward Quincy Tentacles. Thank you for tuning in today!
(Patrick's mouth is seen in the camera)
Squidward: Patrick, stop biting the camera!
Patrick: But it's tasty.
(The microphone is seen hitting Squidward)
Squidward: SpongeBob, stop making the mic hit my face!
SpongeBob: Ok.
Squidward: Clarinet reeds are today's talk! Did you know a 1876 Bell Clarinet Reed in mint condition auctions off at $10,000. I have 8-
Patrick: Because you're old, you have 8?
SpongeBob: He isn't that old. He's only 90.
Squidward: Ahem. Now where was I?
Patrick: We were talking about your ugly features and immense age.
Squidward: You can't even measure age in "immenseness."
Patrick: I meant your weight.
(Squidward becomes slightly mad)
Squidward: Argh...
Patrick: Can't be under 700 though.
SpongeBob: I estimate 650.
(Squidward becomes pretty mad)
Patrick: Nah, more.
(Squidward is now steaming mad)
Squidward: AHHH!
(Squidward attacks the camera, breaking the lens)
Narrator: That was it for an episode of Squidward Talk! Come back next week for more!
Category:Pilots
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