Advice No One Asked For - Number Six/Transcript

Advice No One Asked For - Number Six is the sixth episode of Buckley's "Advice No One Asked For" series.  It is currently only available on his website, in the "Supplements" section.  
Description (as seen on the website): Are your kids leeches?  This edition of "Advice No One Asked For" deals with just that very issue.  Of course, if you're the leech on your parents...don't let them hear this.
==Transcript==
(introduction music playing in the following paragraph)
Welcome to "Advice No One Asked For".  It's the segment where I, your ol' pal Buckley, takes a letter written to an advice columnist and answers it myself, 'cause, quite frankly, paid advice columnists aren't doing a very good job.  In fact, here's some free advice to advice columnists: Stop being pussies!  Anyway, today's question comes from someone who clearly believes in "family first".  Good idea - if you like being fleeced.
Dear some other guy,
How do you deal with grown up children who constantly ask for help with purchases and finances, especially when they are married with children and on their own?  How generous should parents be, especially if planning for retirement?  We are not poor, but want to have a good retirement and not run out of money before we run out of years.  
Signed...mm, "Fed up Fossils".
How do you deal with them?  Tell them to eat a dick, that's how!  It's this "it takes a village" mentality that's turned humanity into a bunch of neglegance droolers.  I'm gonna bet these so called "grown up children" of yours who are married and have kids of their own are living beyond their means - buying shit they don't need, going on vacations they can't actually afford, then the fucking mortgage or car payment is due, and they come running back to "mumsy" and "dadsy" for more goddamn money, 'cause they pissed their paychecks away on luxuries they can't really afford but they had to have anyway 'cause their shitty friends who are also living beyond their means have nice houses and nice cars, and go on vacation and own cool shit.  That's the way it is these days, everyone thinks they're fucking entitled to live a certain way, whether they can afford it or not.  So fuck them.  You've been responsible with your money, you're getting old, you've worked your entire life to enjoy what you've earned.  Best thing you can ever do for your idiot offspring is slap them in the mouth, tell them to smarten the fuck up with their money, and let them know if they can't provide for their kids like you provided for yours, you'll call child services and tell them you'll take the children, while they spend time in prison for neglegance.  
(introductory music playing)
I'm Buckley, and you're welcome.