Top Secret

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==Top Secret Info==
===About Mario===
*Mario is a person.
*Mario's hat is really just a raccoon painted to look like a hat.
*Mario likes to eat Pie, but not Real Pie.
*Mario is in more Shames then everyone else combined. Even the Shame Lord.
*Mario has no less then 27 physical and mental disorders.
*Mario fails at defeating Bowser the Koopa King
===About SpongeBob SquarePants===
*He is yellow...
*He lives in a pineapple, and due to this, he eats his own house.
*He is on a TV show.
*His favorite song makes people want to throw up.
===About Darth Vader===
*He is scared of the dark. That means he's scared of his own costume.
*His breathing is really just to scare people. That's all. YEAH!
*He likes to snack on Bombs.
About Chuck Norris
* He is The Awesome One.
*Nobody can deafeat him.
*He can kill Weegee.
*He was born on the dawn of time, and will live forever.
*He counted to infinity... TWICE!
*He is a God.
*Many other awsome things about him...
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