Ice Climbers vs. Snow Bros.

thumb|center|670px|Ice Climbers vs Snow Bros.
==Cast==
LazySundayPaper as Nick 
Brandon Lorbes as Tom
SuperThingsonCups as Popo
WoodenHornets as Nana
==Lyrics==
===Snow Bros.===
==== Nick: ====
We are the Snow Bros; you can call us Nick and Tom
We don’t give a shit who you are, just talk to our palms
Do you wear those coats 24/7? Even in summer with a torch?
Then prepare with these hot raps, you can call our rap style Scorch
You’re invading Whiteland through our lovely Crystal Mountains
Step back kids cause we’re getting frostbite from our beloved twins
It’s pointless to climb a glacier to grab a pterodactyl’s feet
Yo, Tom! Take it over and show these virgins to quit the skeet
==== Tom: ====
You got it Nick! Tom here to teach a lesson to these numbskulls
Hey Popo, bring Nana over to lick my nice long icicle
Those hammers, weak as hell, they can’t help you climb the ice
You’re the reason Polar Bears are endangered JESUS CHRIST!
Who do you think you are? The Wonder Twins? Bitches, please
You won’t climb up to our mountain floor; you’ll end up with sore knees
We live in royalty; ask Teri and Tina, they know the truth
Don’t go cramping up our style with our overalls and boots
===Ice Climbers===
==== Popo: ====
Nana, Popo, Snow Brothers? FUCK NO!
We’re the Ice Climbers, bitches, no lives on you, YOLO
Don’t judge our hammers, you just do snowball fights
These babies can beat your asses and knock out your coal eyes
It’s possible we climbed Mt. Everest cause we do this for a living
Place your money in here boys, we all know you suck at bidding
Holy shit, I think I’m gonna fall, I think I’m gonna die
But it’s better than seeing Frosty’s sons, time to say goodbye
==== Nana: ====
Hold on bro, Nana’s got your back, cause we’re in this thing together
You can’t get rid of that dang snow men, you’ll be digging forever
You live in a place called Whiteland? You guys are just plain racist
Read our names, we can beat you easy; you lost this battle, face it
Two snow twins fighting a giant fire boss, are you guys retarded?
Since we were introduced in Melee, we were living like stars man
So shut up Zack and Cody, go home to your igloo castle
We’ll do a victory jig on your graves, it’ll be quite gracile
=== Snow Bros. ===
==== Nick: ====
Did you hear what I just hear? Are they trying to diss us out?
==== Tom: ====
I think they are Nick, they’re spitting hard without a doubt
==== Nick: ====
Then let’s show these little bastards who can win this snowball fight
==== Tom: ====
I was thinking same thing, our minds are smart with us combined
==== Nick: ====
LET’S GO! You can call us Zack and Cody cause we are living the Sweet Life
==== Tom: ====
So you better bow before your kings or suffer in pain and strife
==== Nick: ====
We hate to tell you this Ice Climbers, let me explain, you see
==== Tom: ====
It’s that you guys are more useless as a mother fucking Topi
=== Ice Climbers: ===
==== Popo: ====
We can beat you like a blizzard cause we’ll push you away
==== Nana: ====
Not to mention that your fighting style is really, really gay
==== Popo: ====
No one knows you faggots cause we were doing this shit first
==== Nana: ====
You’ll live the lonely lives forever while you still have that curse
==== Popo: ====
We can take on any challenge even eating frozen vegetables
==== Nana: ====
Call us The Hardest Icebergs because we are unbreakable
==== Popo: ====
This battle is now over and we just reached the mountain top
==== Nana: ====
Your rhymes might be cold as ice but our disses were just hot
==Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/ice-climbers-vs-snow-bros
==Rap Battle (Karaoke)==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0VbbKkizVk
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won?
Ice Climbers
Snow Bros.
</poll>