Side F.P & M Bonus Drama Track 1

is the drama track from the limited edition of the first volume of the Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- side F.P & M manga.
==Cast==
*Ryuichi Kijima as Hifumi Izanami
*Kento Ito as Doppo Kannonzaka
==Translation==
	
	Haah... That was really scary...
	It's true, I was shocked myself. Who would've thought that our Doctor turns into this after just one drop...
	You know, I see all kinds of people at my job but I've never seen such a transformation before...
	Speaking from my host experience, I must admit that such behavior is new to me as well. Although when kittens at the club can't handle alcohol, I offer them fruits, so they don't get too wasted.
	Fruits?
	Yes, instead of alcohol. Kittens dislike looking drunk in front of gentlemen they like. This is my responsibility, as a host~
	Ah, yeah, sure. Makes sense.
	Anyhow... Listen, Doppo-kun.
	Hm?
	If you think about it, could it be because of stress?
	Stress?
	Yes. He's usually so calm and collected, so such behavior cannot be normal. You're quite stressed as well, but I suppose Doctor's condition is more severe. Being a physician is a tough ordeal.
	I guess, you're right... he might be stressed.
	Is there anything we can do?
	Like what?
	I mean, we should find something that could ease up his stress! Something that's not alcohol!
	Oh... Good idea! If we keep going like this, it won't be good for his health. It might sound weird but there must be a way to help him. He helps me all the time. Let's find a way to help Doctor with his stress!
	Sweet! Let's do our best for Doc, Doppo-chin~!
	Wah! You scared me! When did you take your jacket off?!
	That's what I mean by goin' all out! Hehe, I'm so pumped I'm gonna shout!
	I said I got used to it but that thing of yours is very exhausting...
	Hm? Doppo-chin, are you stressed too?
	Shut it! Alright, what do we do to relax?
	Hm, usually, sports is the thing!
	Sports, huh. But there are so many options. Baseball, basketball, football...
	Swimming, aerobics, flamenko...
	Hmmm...
	Hmmmmmmm...
	In all honesty, none of that really fits Dr. Jakurai.
	Then how about those strength exercises? I hear they're trendy.
	Strength exercises... yeah, sure...
	
	Look at these abs!
	Hard as rock!
	Chest muscles, just like from a magazine cover!
	Here he goes, here he goes!
	Look at those triceps!
	What strength!
	And blinding white teeth!
	Yaahoooo! Awesome!
	
	Sounds sick... All the guys will give him props!
	Ripped Dr. Jakurai without clothes is kind of...
	...?! I don't wanna imagine that...
	Yeah... But not a bad idea overall... Oh, actually! How about boxing?
	Boxing? Very cool, very manly! Will it fit our calm and collected Doc?
	For sure! You relieve stress by punching the bag!
	Yeah! Take it out, right hook! Then left hook! And the finishing blow!
	Dr. Jakurai and boxing...
	
	Take it away! Our next fighter is from Shinjuku, our perceptive alpha male, ill-DOC!!!
	
	Ah. Let's not.
	Yeah... It doesn't fit him very well. Actually, let's scratch the sports altogether. However... what do we do then?
	Hmmm... oh, yeah! How about cooking? I reckon it's very relaxing!
	Ah? Cooking? What do you mean?
	You see, when you're cooking, your head and hands are busy, right? When you're so busy, thoughts become quieter, your stress disappears and the mood goes up!
	Ohhh... I didn't think about it!
	I'm quite a cook myself, so I know what I'm talking about, hehe~
	I see. That's why you're such an airhead...
	Hm? Did you say something?
	No, nothing.
	I see. Then it's settled! Let's get him to try cooking!
	
	Okay and the next request is from Shinjuku's ill-DOC. "I like fishing, so I would like to make the most out of what I catch. Tell me more about dishes with fish." Holy-moly, let's get to it then! Alright, starting with the fresh tuna, caught by our very own ill-DOC-san. Mince it like this, add some soy sauce and voila! Yahoo!
	
	Tuna? What the hell?
	But Doc likes fishing!
	Bad idea.
	EH? So, no good?
	No. Scratch the cooking.
	Whaaaaaa?? Then what do we do then?
	Hm... Some of my colleagues talk a lot about karaoke!
	Oh. Our girls talk about it non-stop. They say it helps you relax and then they start singing very "emotionally". They always wanna sing duets with me.
	Yeah, when you sing your heart out, it feels great, right?
	Karaoke, huh...
	
	Yahooooo!!
	YEAAA! Let's go!! Take it away, Hifumi!
	I gotcha! It's only your fault that I'm so drunk~
	The fragile love of a woman~
	It's only your fault that I'm so drunk~
	You're so cute when you're trying to stay strong~
	Did you hear it, he said "cute"!! Did you hear it? DID YOU HEAR IT?!
	Let's keep it going!
	Yeah! The feelings of a woman when her beloved is coming to her~
	When I'm at work, my thoughts are only about you~
	Yeah... you liar~
	Don't be like that~
	Stop playing around with me~
	You understand, right~?
	Just pouting and fooling... Hey!
	It's only your fault that I'm so drunk~
	The fragile love of a woman~
	Embracing you
	Emracing you, I don't want to go home~
	Old wounds will heal~Love games between a man and a woman~
	
	Dang! That was sick!
	Yeah... Singing is awesome!
	You take the mic and all your problems go away!
	It feels so good, like with your heart!
	Yeah, such ease and vigor. Mic in your hand and catharsis will come! That's the best!
	Exactly! ...Yeah...
	Yeah...
	It's...
	...not just with karaoke...
	...but also with rap, isn't it...? HAHAHAHA!!
	That's how it is!
	Ahaha! Yeah, that's how you combat the stress! We'll keep honing our rap skills!
	And win all rap battles with Doctor!
	If that's what it takes to help him relax then it's all good!
	Yes! Okay, Hifumi, let's do our best!
	For sure!
	Our battle...
	...is just starting!
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