Hercules (1997)/Trailer transcripts

==Original Teaser Trailer (Version 1)==
* (Subtitles scroll up as they read, until the subtitles fade to black)
* Mark Elliott: You're invited behind the scenes for a sneak preview of the next Disney animated feature film. Coming to movie summer 1997 from Walt Disney Pictures...
* (Screen fades from black, showing early concept art for the movie)
* Woman: Long ago, there was a golden age of powerful heavens and extraordinary heroes. And the biggest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
* (On the thunderclap, we transition to Phil in his final animation form)
* Phil: Get your sword!
* (We cut to a pencil test animation of Hercules)
* Hercules: A hero's only as nice as (Picks up a fish) his weapon!
* (We cut to Nessus laughing. We cut back to Hercules as the fish shrieks and jumps back into the water. Then Hercules gets punched and flies into a rock)
* Phil: Ai-eee!
* (We cut to someone drawing Hercules and flipping a page to present the rough animation on paper)
* Mark Elliott: It's the legendary story of one of history's biggest heroes.
* (An apple falls on Hercules' head)
* Calliope: (sings) Oh, yes!
* Hercules: (Rubs his head and looks up) Ow!
* Phil: Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big blue eyes!
* (Meg whips her wet hair at Hercules)
* Mark Elliott: "Hercules".
* Hades: What was that name?
* Meg: Hercules.
* Hermes: Oh, yes. Hercules!
* (We see a pencil animation test of Pain and Panic)
* Panic: Why does that name ring a bell?
* Pain: I don't know. (We fade to Pain in his final stage as he shows Hades his Hercules sandals) Uh, perhaps we owe him money?
* (Meg rolls her eyes and we cut to Hercules)
* Hercules: (To Meg) What you folks need is.....a Hero!
* (We cut to the Theban family looking at the screen. The tall one with the black hair and mustache speaks. In this trailer, they are presented as pencil test animations)
* Tall Fat Theban: Yes? And who are you?
* Hercules: (To Meg) I happen to be.....
* (We cut to a pencil test animation of Nessus growling at the screen. Hercules winds up his fist and punches the screen, sending Nessus and his horseshoes into the heavens)
* Nessus: Oohhhh!!!!
* (We cut to Hercules speaking to Meg)
* Hercules: A Hero!
* (We cut to Nessus shrieking as he falls to the screen and into the pond. He rises up from the water as a horseshoe hits his head)
* Mark Elliott: Directors John Musker and Ron Clements, the creators of "Aladdin" and "The Little Mermaid" lead a creative team of artists.
* (We cut to two storyboard sketches of Phil at the door)
* Phil: I'm warning you, wackos.
* Mark Elliott: That bring the characters to life.
* (We see pencil test animations of Hades, and then Pain and Panic turning into worms)
* Hades: Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doing here?
* Pain and Panic: (They shrink and turn into worms) We are worms!
* Mark Elliott: Including three fates with the power to see the future.
* (We cut to two storyboard sketches of Atropos speaking to Pain and Panic)
* Atropos: (To Panic) Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
* Mark Elliott: And featuring music and songs by Alan Menken and lyrics by David Zippel.
* Lillias White: (sings) Is he bold?
* Gospel Choir: (singing) No one braver.
* LaChanze: (singing) Is he sweet?
* Gospel Choir: (singing) Our favorite flavor!
* Phil: Use your head! (We cut to a pencil test animation of Hercules charging at Nessus with his head, making him fly into the waterfall) Not bad, boy! Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad.
* Meg: Well, you know how men are. They think "get lost" means "take me, I'm yours.".
* Mark Elliott: Next summer, Walt Disney Pictures presents a comedy of epic proportions.
* (Camera zooms in on Demetrius' horrified look)
* Hades: Ah, yes! (We cut to a pencil animation of Hades, who burns up and leans his face to the screen) I like it!
* Muses: (singing) From zero to hero, Herc is a hero! Now he's a heroooooOOOO!!!!
* Calliope: (singing) Oohhhh....ye-ee-ee-es!
* (A series of silent clips play to the fast beats of the music until it stops at Meg speaking to Hercules)
* Meg: Yes, indeed so.
* (The title is revealed on the final note of "Zero to Hero")
* Mark Elliott: "Hercules"!
* Phil: Earth to Herc! (Imitates satellite and honks his nose, but knocks Herc's head) Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
* (A clank is heard as we cut to a black screen, showing "Hercules 1997", but the logo slowly fades to black)
==Original Teaser Trailer (Version 2)==
* (After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, the screen fades to pencil sketches of Apollo riding his chariot to Mount Olympus, and the screen panning to a vase)
* Charlton Heston: Long ago, in the far-off land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful heavens and extraordinary heroes. And the biggest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
* (On the thunderclap, we transition to Hercules standing boldly under Nessus' shadow)
* Phil: Get your sword!
* (We cut to a pencil test animation of Hercules)
* Hercules: A hero's only as nice as (Picks up a fish) his weapon!
* (We cut to Nessus laughing in his final animation stage. We cut back to Hercules as the fish shrieks and jumps back into the water. Then, Hercules gets punched and flies into a rock)
* Phil: Yai-eee!
* (We cut to someone drawing Hercules and flipping a page to present the rough animation on paper. In this version of the teaser, the "Hercules" logo zooms into the middle of the screen)
* Mark Elliott: It's the legendary story by one of history's biggest heroes.
* (An apple falls on Hercules' head)
* Calliope: (sings) Oh, yes!
* Hercules: (Rubs his head and looks up) Ow!
* Phil: Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big blue eyes!
* (Meg whips her wet hair at Hercules)
* Mark Elliott: "Hercules".
* Hades: What was that name?
* Meg: Hercules.
* (We see a pencil animation test of Pain and Panic)
* Panic: Why does that name ring like a bell?
* Pain: I don't know. (We cut to Pain in his final stage as he shows Hades his Hercules sandals) Uh, perhaps we owe him money?
* (Meg rolls her eyes and we cut to Hercules)
* Hercules: (To Meg) What you folks need is.....a Hero!
* (We cut to the Theban family looking at the screen. The tall one with the black hair and mustache speaks. In this trailer, they are presented in their final stage)
* Tall Fat Theban: Yes? And who are you?
* Hercules: (To Meg) I happen to be.....
* (We cut to Nessus growling at the screen. Hercules winds up his fist and punches the screen, sending Nessus and his horseshoes into the heavens)
* Nessus: Oohhhh!!!!
* (Then we cut to Hercules speaking to Meg in a pencil animation test)
* Hercules: A Hero!
* (We cut to Nessus shrieking as he falls to the screen and into the pond. He rises up from the water as a horseshoe hits his head)
* Mark Elliott: The creators of "Aladdin" and "The Little Mermaid" bring a cast of wildly imaginative new characters to life.
* Hades: (To Meg) Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doing here?
* Pain and Panic: (They shrink and turn into worms) We are worms!
* Mark Elliott: Including three fates with the power to see the future.
* (We cut to a pencil animation test of Atropos speaking to Pain and Panic)
* Atropos: (To Pain) Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
* Mark Elliott: Next summer, Walt Disney Pictures presents a comedy of epic proportions.
* (Camera zooms in on Demetrius' terrified look)
* Hades: Ah, yes! (We cut to a pencil animation test of Hades, who burns up and leans his face to the screen) I like it!
* Muses: (singing) From zero to hero, Herc is a hero! Now he's a hero!
* Calliope: (singing) Oh...yes!
* (A series of silent clips play to the fast beats of the music until it stops at Meg speaking to Hercules)
* Meg: Yes, indeed so.
* (The title is revealed on the final note of "Zero to Hero")
* Mark Elliott: "Hercules"!
* Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home, happy? Whaddya say?
* (A clank is heard as we cut to a black screen, showing "Hercules 1997", but the logo slowly fades to black)
==Original Theatrical Trailer #1==
* (The Walt Disney Pictures logo appears as the first part of "The Gospel Truth" plays. Hercules can be heard speaking until the screen cuts to him)
* Hercules: What you folks need is.....a Hero!
* (We cut to the Theban family looking at the screen. The tall one with the black hair and mustache speaks)
* Tall Fat Theban: Yes? And who are you?
* Hercules: (To Meg) I happen to be.....
* (Nessus growls at the screen)
* Hercules: A Hero!
* Mark Elliott: Coming summer 1997.
* Phil: Get your sword!
* Hercules: A hero's only as best as (Picks up a fish) his weapon!
* (We cut to Nessus laughing)
* Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents: "Hercules".
* (We cut back to Hercules as the fish shrieks and jumps back into the water. Then, Hercules gets punched and flies into a rock)
* Calliope: (sings) Bless my soul! Herc was on a roll! (One of the muses hip-bumps the discus, making the Hercules artwork run. We fade to Hercules charging at Nessus with his head, which cuts to Nessus and his horseshoes flying into the heavens) Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll!
* (The muses raise 5 X signs. We cut to Nessus shrieking as he falls to the screen)
* Mark Elliott: The man.
* Meg: Hercules! (He pulls her by the wrist)
* Demetrius: Hercules!
* Hades: Jerkules!
* Mark Elliott: The myth.
* Hercules: I'm an action figure! (Squeezes his toy twice)
* Mark Elliott: The movie.
* Hades: Two thumbs (His thumbs ignite with fire) way, way up...
* Muses: (singing) From zero to hero, in no time flat. Zero to hero!
* Calliope: (singing) Just like that!
* Hades: Is this boy gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid or what?
* Mark Elliott: From the creators of "Aladdin" and "The Little Mermaid"...
* Phil: (Pokes Hercules' belt twice) I'm warning you, wackos!
* Mark Elliott: Comes a cast of wildly imaginative new characters; the spirited and independent Meg.
* Hercules: Aren't you a damsel in distress?
* Meg: I can handle this. Have a nice day.
* Mark Elliott: Philoctetes.
* Phil: Call me Phil. (He walks up and makes kissing noises, until Meg pushes him off her lap and into the fragile pond)
* Mark Elliott: Herc's personal trainer.
* Phil: Don't let your guard down because of a pair of big blue eyes!
* Mark Elliott: Hades, lord of the Underworld.
* (The sign says "Over 5000000000 Served", the number suddenly changes to "5000000001")
* Hades: Hey, mention my name! You get a dome with a view.
* Mark Elliott: And his henchmen, Pain and Panic.
* Panic: We are worms! (He and Pain get burned by Hades' hands)
* Mark Elliott: Next summer.
* Hades: Get ready to RUMBLE!!
* Mark Elliott: It's Disney's 35th all-new animated feature. The legendary story of "Hercules"!
* Calliope: (singing) Oh...yes! (On the last note, Hercules winds up his fist and punches the screen, transitioning to the black background as each letter spelling Hercules' name falls into place) Yes, indeed!
* Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home, happy. Whaddya say?
* (We cut to the black screen on the final note, with "SUMMER 1997" in the middle until it cuts to black)
==Original Theatrical Trailer #2==
* (The Walt Disney Pictures logo appears as the final part of "Go the Distance" plays in the background. Young Hercules can be speaking until the screen fades to Zeus' temple)
* Young Hercules: O Mighty Zeus, please. Uh, hear me and respond my prayer.
* (The fire is lit and the stone statue of Zeus comes to life)
* Zeus Statue: Hercules.
* Young Hercules: How do you become a true hero?
* Zeus Statue: Look inside your heart.
* (The statue of Zeus turns back into stone by lightning)
* Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
* Calliope: (sings) Who put the "Glad" in "Gladiator"?
* (The artworks of the guards reveal the letters, spelling "HERCULES" on their shields as the camera pans right)
* Chorus: (singing) Hercules!
* Mark Elliott: Stronger than ten men. (Hercules punches the Minotaur, the Griffin and Medusa, who pile up on top of each other as they are defeated) And having a devil of a time.
* Hades: Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. (Sticks his hand to Hercules) Hi, how ya doing here?
* Mark Elliott: Trying to prove himself.
* Hades: Get ready to RUMBLE!!
* (Hercules throws a rock at Hydra, who chomps it in two)
* Hades: My favorite part of the game; sudden death.
* Mark Elliott: This summer.
* Hercules: C'mon! (Pulls Meg)
* (Meg yelps as Hercules pulls her by her wrist)
* Mark Elliott: Take off on an epic new adventure.
* Phil: I'm right behind ya, boy! (We cut to a lightning bolt electrocuting him) I'm way behind ya, boy.
* Mark Elliott: Featuring a monster cast.
* Hades: Uh, guys? (We see him pointing his thumb to Mount Olympus in the background) Olympus would be that fashion.
* Mark Elliott: A hotshot villain.
* Hades: I have 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, and you...are wearing...HIS MERCHANDISE!!
* (An explosion occurs far apart from Hercules and Pegasus)
* Mark Elliott: And one true hero.
* Muses: (singing) Zero to hero!
* (The muses raise 5 X signs)
* Thalia: (singing) A major hunk!
* Muses: (singing) Zero to hero!
* Calliope: And who'd have thunk?
* Hades: Get them!
* Mark Elliott: It's the man.
* Meg: Hercules!
* Demetrius: Hercules!
* Hades: Jerkules!
* Mark Elliott: The myth.
* Hercules: I'm an action figure! (Squeezes his toy twice)
* Mark Elliott: The movie.
* Hades: Hey, two thumbs (His thumbs ignite with fire) way, way up...
* (Hercules winds up his fist and punches the screen, transitioning to the black background as each letter spelling Hercules' name falls into place)
* Mark Elliott: "Hercules"!
* Hades: Well, well. It's a small Underworld after all, right?
* (On the thunderclap, a lightning bolt strikes into the middle of the screen. In front of the lightning symbol is the byline, "STRIKES THIS SUMMER")
==Rare Original Theatrical Trailer==
* (The Walt Disney Pictures logo appears as the first part of "The Gospel Truth" plays. Screen fades to reveal Apollo riding his chariot to Mount Olympus)
* Keith David: Our story begins eons ago.
* Hermes: Hit it, ladies!
* Muses: (singing) Oohhhh!!!!
* Calliope: (sings) Back if the world was new......
* Paranoid Man: The end is coming!
* Calliope: (singing) The planet Earth was down on its luck.
* Hermes: Oh, we're in danger!
* Calliope: (singing) And everywhere gigantic brutes called "titans" ran amok...
* Hercules: What you folks need is.....a Hero!
* (We cut to the Theban family looking at the screen. The tall one with the black hair and mustache speaks)
* Fat Tall Theban: Yes? And who are you?
* Hercules: I happen to be..... (He headbutts Nessus and we cut to Nessus and his horseshoes flying into the heavens) A Hero!
* (We cut to Nessus shrieking as he falls to the screen and into the pond)
* Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
* Calliope: (sings) Who put the "Glad" in "Gladiator"?
* (The artworks of the guards reveal the letters spelling "HERCULES" on their shields as the camera pans right)
* Chorus: (singing) Hercules!
* Panic: Why does that name ring a bell?
* Pain: I don't know. Uh, perhaps we owe him money?
* Mark Elliott: He's the strongest man on Earth.
* Hercules: Aren't you a damsel in distress?
* Meg: (Strains) I can handle this. (Grins) Have a nice day.
* Mark Elliott: He's the nicest guy in town.
* Phil: Don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
* Mark Elliott: But he's having a devil of a time.
* Hades: Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. (Sticks his hand to Hercules) Hi, how ya doing here?
* Pain and Panic: (They shrink and turn into worms) We are worms!
* Hades: Memo to me, maim you... (Screen cuts to his ghostly hands dragging Pain and Panic by their tails) after my meeting.
* Mark Elliott: Trying to prove himself.
* (Nessus punches Hercules into the water)
* Hades: Is this boy gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid or what?
* Hercules: A hero's only as nice as (Picks up a fish) his weapon!
* (We cut to Nessus laughing and we cut back to Hercules as the fish shrieks and jumps back into the water)
* Phil: Use your head!
* (Hercules gets punched and flies into a rock, but we cut to a Hydra head raising)
* Hades: Let's get ready to RUMBLE!! (Hercules looks in horror at the thousands of Hydra heads) My favorite part of the game; sudden death.
* (Hercules is about to be eaten as he runs, but Pegasus snatches him in the nick of time)
* Mark Elliott: This summer.
* Hercules: C'mon! (Pulls Meg)
* (Meg yelps as Hercules pulls her by her wrist)
* Mark Elliott: Take off on an epic new adventure.
* Phil: I'm right behind ya, boy! (We cut to a lightning bolt electrocuting him) I'm way behind ya, boy.
* Mark Elliott: Featuring a monster cast.
* Hades: Uh, guys? (We see him pointing his thumb at Mount Olympus in the background) Olympus would be that fashion.
* Mark Elliott: A hotshot villain.
* Hades: I've had 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, and you...are wearing...HIS MERCHANDISE!!
* (An explosion occurs far apart from Hercules and Pegasus)
* Mark Elliott: And one true hero.
* Muses: (singing) Zero to hero!
* Thalia: (singing) A major hunk!
* Muses: (singing) Zero to hero!
* Calliope: (singing) And who'd have thunk?
* Mark Elliott: From the creators of "Aladdin" and "The Little Mermaid"...
* Zeus Statue: Didn't know you had a famous father, did you?
* Mark Elliott: Comes the man.
* Meg: Hercules!
* Demetrius: Hercules!
* Hades: Jerkules!
* Mark Elliott: The myth.
* Hercules: I'm an action figure! (Squeezes his toy twice)
* Mark Elliott: The movie.
* Hades: Hey, two thumbs (His thumbs ignite with fire) way, way up...
* (Hercules winds up his fist and punches the screen, transitioning to the black background as each letter spelling Hercules' name falls into place)
* Mark Elliott: "Hercules"!
* Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home, happy. Whaddya say? C'mon.
* (On the thunderclap, a lightning bolt strikes into the middle of the screen. In front of the lightning symbol is the byline "STRIKES THIS SUMMER")
=="Coming Soon to Video" Trailer #1==
* (After the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, we cut over to Hercules riding on Pegasus, who is flying apart from the screen. Phil grabs onto Pegasus' tail)
* Mark Elliott: Coming to video in 1998, it's the classic tale of a legendary hero that critics are calling "The most entertaining movie of the year!". (Phil hits four targets and we cut to the title, and we cut to the black background as each letter spelling Hercules' name falls into place) Disney's 35th animated classic: "Hercules".
* Hades: What was that name again?
* Meg: Hercules!
* Demetrius: Hercules!
* Hades: Jerkules!
* Panic: Yes! I mean, Hercules is a (Hades strangles his neck) very popular name!
* Hercules: Thank you, thank you all.
* Calliope: (sings) Who put the "Glad" in "Gladiator"?
* (The artworks of the guards reveal the letters spelling "HERCULES" on their shields as the camera pans right)
* Chorus: (singing) Hercules!
* Mark Elliott: The mighty Hercules, Phil, Pegasus, Meg, Hades, and Pain and Panic.
* Pain: Coming your most lugubriousness!
* Mark Elliott: All your favorite characters in this grand Disney classic.
* Hades: Two thumbs (His thumbs ignite with fire) way, way up...
* Mark Elliott: Filled with unforgettable adventure. (Hercules punches the Minotaur, the Griffin and the Gorgon, who pile up on top of each other as they are defeated) Unforgettable fun.
* Hercules: I'm an action figure! (Squeezes his toy twice)
* Mark Elliott: And all-new music!
* Hermes: Hit it!
* Muses: (singing) From zero to hero, in no time flat. Zero to hero!
* Calliope: (singing) Just like that!
* Mark Elliott: Now, you can own the smash hit of the summer on video for the very first time.
* Hades: Zeusie, I'm home!
* (Hercules winds up his fist and punches the screen, transitioning to the black background as each letter spelling Hercules' name falls into place)
* Mark Elliott: Disney's 35th animated classic, "Hercules"!
* Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home, happy. Whaddya say? C'mon.
* (We cut to the black screen on the final note, with the subtitle, "COMING TO VIDEO 1998" zooming into place from the middle of the screen)
=="Coming Soon to Video" Trailer #2==
* Mark Elliott: Coming to video in 1998, the fun-filled classic that critics are calling "The most entertaining movie of the year!".
* Hades: Two thumbs (His thumbs ignite with fire) way, way up...
* (We cut to Hercules charging to Nessus with his head. He headbutts Nessus and we cut to Nessus and his horseshoes flying into the heavens, until the screen cuts to the black background as each letter spelling Hercules' name falls into place)
* Mark Elliott: Disney's 35th animated classic: "Hercules".
* Hades: What was that name again?
* Phil: Hercules!
* Meg: Hercules!
* Hades: Jerkules!
* Thalia: Darling, you mean "Hunkules"!
* Hercules: Thank you, thank you all.
* Panic: Yes! I mean, Hercules is a (Hades strangles his neck) very popular name!
* Mark Elliott: The mighty Hercules.
* Hercules: What you folks need is.....a Hero!
* (Thebans cheer)
* Mark Elliott: Phil.
* Phil: Woah, ba-by!
* Mark Elliott: Pegasus. (He does a head bump with Hercules) Meg.
* Meg: (Grins) Have a nice day.
* Mark Elliott: Hades.
* (Pegasus blows out the flame on Hades' head, making him bald)
* Hades: Woah, was my hair out?
* Mark Elliott: And Pain and Panic.
* Pain: Coming your most lugubriousness!
* Mark Elliott: All your favorite characters in this grand Disney classic, filled with monumental adventure. (Hercules punches the Minotaur, the Griffin and the Gorgon, who pile up on top of each other as they are defeated) And outrageous fun.
* (We cut to Hercules in love and too distracted to pay attention)
* Phil: (Ducks under a tree branch) Ooh, watch it! (Turns Hercules' head left) Keep your goo-goo eyes on the... (Gets hit by an incoming tree branch and falls off Pegasus)
* Hades: (Flinches) Ooh, chihuahua!
* Phil: I found a fur wedgie!
* Mark Elliott: You can own the smash hit of the summer on video for the very first time.
* Hades: Zeusie, I'm home!
* (Hercules winds up his fist and punches the screen, transitioning to the black background as each letter spelling Hercules' name falls into place)
* Mark Elliott: Disney's 35th animated classic, "Hercules".
* Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home, happy. Whaddya say? C'mon.
* (We cut to the black screen on the final note, with the subtitle, "COMING TO VIDEO FEBRUARY 1998" zooming into place from the middle of the screen)
* Mark Elliott: Coming to video in February 1998!
=="Now Available on Video" Trailer==
* (The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears as the first part of "The Gospel Truth" plays. Screen fades to reveal Apollo riding his chariot to Mount Olympus)
* Keith David: Our story begins eons ago.
* Hermes: Hit it, ladies!
* Muses: (singing) Oohhhh!!!!
* Calliope: (sings) Back if the world was new...
* Paranoid Man: The end is coming!
* Calliope: (singing) The planet Earth was down on its luck...
* Hermes: Oh, we're in danger!
* Calliope: (singing) And everywhere gigantic brutes called "Titans" ran amok...
* Hercules: What you folks need is.....a Hero!
* (We cut to the Theban family looking at the screen. The tall one with the black hair and mustache speaks)
* Tall Fat Theban: Yes? And who are you?
* (We cut to Hercules charging Nessus with his head)
* Hercules: I happen to be..... (He headbutts Nessus and we cut to Nessus and his horseshoes flying into the heavens) A Hero!
* (We cut to Nessus shrieking as he falls to the screen and into the pond)
* Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents...
* Calliope: (sings) Who put the "Glad" in "Gladiator"?
* (The artworks of the guards reveal the letters spelling "HERCULES" on their shields as the camera pans right)
* Chorus: (singing) Hercules!
* Panic: Why does that name ring a bell?
* Pain: I don't know. Uh, perhaps we owe him money?
* Mark Elliott: He's the strongest man on Earth.
* Hercules: Aren't you a damsel in distress?
* Meg: I'm a damsel. (Strains) I can handle this. (Grins) Have a nice day.
* Mark Elliott: He's the nicest guy in town.
* Phil: Don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
* Mark Elliott: But he's having a devil of a time.
* Hades: Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. (Sticks his hand to Hercules) Hi, how ya doing here?
* Pain and Panic: (They shrink and turn into worms) We are worms!
* Hades: Memo to me, maim you... (Screen cuts to his ghostly hands dragging Pain and Panic by their tails) after my meeting.
* Mark Elliott: Trying to prove himself.
* (We cut to Hades ranting)
* Hades: Is this boy gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid or what?
* Hercules: A hero's only as nice as (Picks up a fish) his weapon!
* (We cut to Nessus laughing, but we cut back to Hercules as the fish shrieks and jumps back into the water)
* Phil: Use your head!
* (Hercules gets punched by Nessus, but we cut to a Hydra head rising)
* Hades: Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!
* (Hercules looks in horror at the thousands of Hydra heads)
* Hades: My favorite part of the game; sudden death.
* (Hercules is about to be eaten as he runs, but Pegasus snatches him in the nick of time)
* Mark Elliott: Now...
* Hercules: C'mon! (Pulls Meg)
* (Meg yelps as Hercules pulls her by her wrist)
* Mark Elliott: Take off on an epic new adventure.
* Phil: I'm right behind you, boy! (We cut to a lightning bolt electrocuting him) I'm way behind ya, boy.
* Mark Elliott: Featuring a monster cast.
* Hades: Uh, guys? (We see him pointing his thumb at Mount Olympus in the background) Olympus would be that fashion.
* Mark Elliott: A hotshot villain.
* Hades: I've had 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, and you...are wearing...HIS MERCHANDISE!!
* (An explosion occurs far apart from Hercules and Pegasus)
* Mark Elliott: And one true hero.
* Muses: (singing) Zero to hero!
* Thalia: (singing) A major hunk!
* (The muses raise 5 X signs)
* Muses: (singing) Zero to hero!
* Calliope: (singing) And who'd have thunk?
* Mark Elliott: From the creators of "Aladdin" and "The Little Mermaid"...
* Zeus Statue: Didn't know you had a famous father, did you?
* Mark Elliott: Comes the man.
* Meg: Hercules!
* Demetrius: Hercules!
* Hades: Jerkules!
* Mark Elliott: The myth.
* Hercules: I'm an action figure! (Squeezes his toy twice)
* Mark Elliott: The movie.
* Hades: Hey, two thumbs (His thumbs ignite with fire) way, way up...
* (Hercules winds up his fist and punches the screen, transitioning to the black background as each letter spelling Hercules' name falls into place)
* Mark Elliott: "Hercules"!
* Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home, happy. Whaddya say? C'mon.
* (On the thunderclap, a lightning bolt strikes into the middle of the screen. In front of the lightning symbol is the byline, "ON SALE NOW!")
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