Joe Burns

Joe battled Steve Burns in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 9. He is portrayed by Justin Buckner.
==Information on the Rapper==
Joe was the new host of the children's television show Blue's Clues, starting from 2002 and ending in 2005. Portayed by actor Donovan Patton, Joe took over the show for his brother Steve when he went to college. Joe was immediately hated on by fans, determining who was better: Steve or Joe?
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1:===
Oh no! I'm scared! We got this guy, Stevie,
Gettin' ready to harm us with his elementary.
Nobody wants to touch your handy-dandy-notebook,
Sit down in your thinking chair and think unlike a crook.
Stop smokin' hardcore shrooms, you can't jump through walls.
I mean Jesus Christ, why the hell do you trip balls?
Don't drop the slippery soap. You'll bend down and repel.
I'll meet you in the bathroom, give you my "Joe and Tell".
I'm sitting here thinking, "Why the hell are you here?"
Green-striped shirt? Ha! You look like a queer!
I feel bad for you, blue paint's always on the carpet.
I'll kick you out the door like it was a Sparta kick.
Okay, big brother, get out of this TV show.
I'm the host now, bitch! I'll let you clean the floors.
===Verse 2:===
You did not even think about going that far!
I'm sure in 20 years, you'll be drunk at the bar.
I mean, Jesus Christ, you look like a thug now.
I saw Magenta with Blue, *sounds*
You made an album called "Songs for Dustmites?" LOL
Sounds like a twelve-year-old's words after smoking a bowl.
100 shows? GOD DAMN, looks like a world record.
Sit down in your thinking chair, let me give you a lecture.
Listen bro, okay, you were a good host.
But unfortunately, I'm the one kids like the most.
===Verse 3:===
Fine, you win. You're a better host, bro.
But that doesn't change the fact that you like a hoe.
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