Episode 0800

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Big Bird has been told to wake up Luis from his nap in the Fix-It Shop, but he's busy practicing bird calls and asks Herry Monster to do it. Just before Herry knocks on the door, he realizes his strength could accidentally put a hole in the door. He considers other items he could use to knock with such as a leaf (which is too light) and a tomato (which could make a mess). Herry leans against the door and sobs that he's failed. This wakes up Luis, who thanks Herry for his helpfulness. Herry goes to tell Big Bird about what he's done, knocking his front door off the hinges in the process.
 	Cartoon 	"I'm six years old today!"
 	Muppets 	
 	Film 	"Six Song (Song of Six)."
 	Cartoon 	I have all, I have none (men w/ grapes)Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	Cartoon 	Christopher Clumsy demonstrates shapes.Artist: Cliff Roberts
 	Muppets 	Grover the Salesman: Grover wants to sell Kermit the Frog some earmuffs, but Kermit doesn't have ears, so Grover gives Kermit some big human ears.
 	Cartoon 	A little girl imagines what would happen if she dropped her bag of ping pong balls.
 	Muppets 	The letter R joins U and N to make the word RUN. Anything Muppets run into the scene and take the letters.
 	Film 	Milk! (From Farm To Market To Home)
 	Cartoon 	A ribbon wraps itself around a woman, then turns itself into an R.
 	SCENE 2 	"R" quickies:
* Luis fires the pistol as Maria, Gordon, and the kids have a race; the racers end up running backwards.
* Maria points to a railroad sign, signaling an incoming (toy) train.
 	Animation 	Sand R/r
center 	Muppets 	Guy Smiley hosts "Beat the Time". In order to win a cookie, Cookie Monster has to bring in three things that rhyme with the word "rain" before the hand goes around the clock. They turn out to be an old man's "cane," a "chain" (to which Frazzle is attached), and finally a "train" which destroys the set.
 	Cartoon 	A boy demonstrates why his dog's name is Happy.
 	Cartoon 	A wizard turns into R things.
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	Five snakes come out of a basket when a snake charmer plays the flute.
 	Muppets 	Grover, Herry Monster, and Billy rearrange themselves in different ways and count to three, until they get exhausted and faint.
 	SCENE 3 	Gordon tells Luis and Maria that The Count had promised him that he won't do any counting today. To prove this, the Count shows up with a blindfold, earmuffs and clothespin over his nose to dull his senses. Of course, he immediately begins counting the seconds of doing nothing. (Gordon: "I've been had.")
 	Cartoon 	Ralph asks Marvin what would happen if he didn't have a mouth, a nose and ears.
 	Muppets 	Kermit the Frog counts six happy little Twiddlebugs, and when he is finished, the Twiddlebugs have a party.
 	Film 	A male voiceover and his friend Myrtle observe a macaw in a tree.
 	Cartoon 	A man explains the letter R with a radio. Once he starts singing, the radio decides to turn him off by tweaking his nose.
 	Cartoon 	The word EXIT walks out of the room.
 	Muppets 	Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats sing "Exit" as the audience leaves the room.
 	Film 	At a fiesta, a group of kids try to break through a piñata.
 	Cartoon 	A woman fixes her car by putting a letter r under the hood, and it goes "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
 	SCENE 4 	Big Bird introduces himself as "Professor Smarty Bird," the leading Sesame Street expert on birds. He plays a guessing game with the viewer: under four sheets are birdcages with different birds, and the viewer must guess which bird is in each cage based on the sounds they make. After revealing a rooster, a pigeon, and an owl, the fourth cage is shown to contain Poco Loco, who annoys Big Bird with his constant mimicry.
 	Cartoon 	A troll draws different faces on herself in front of a mirror.
 	Muppets 	The Count's bats are upset because the Count always gets to count, but the bats don't. The Count decides to let the bats count all of the Counts, while the Count counts all the bats...but there is only one Count.
 	Film 	Lions walk down a trail. Music: Joe Raposo
 	Cartoon 	Nancy the nanny goat nibbles her nails and notices noodles.Artist: Tee Collins
 	Muppets 	
 	Film 	"Six Song (Song of Six)." (repeat)
 	Cartoon 	Gloria sings the alphabet (uppercase version)
 	Muppets 	Little Jerry and the Monotones sing about being "Sad."
 	Cartoon 	A white furball catches a train going through a door marked EXIT.
 	SCENE 5 	Poco bothers Big Bird further by repeating everything he says while announcing the sponsors. The credits follow.
 	CLOSING SIGNS	Luis holds the Sesame Street sign, while Maria holds the CTW sign.
==Notes==
*The credit sequence for this episode appears on Old School: Volume 2.
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 7