Pilot (Breath Of Freah Squidward)

The Pilot episode of Breath Of Fresh Squidward.
== Transcript ==
[Bikini Bottom Town Hall invites a party to everyone, and in the previous month Squidward sent a request to be a stage act as a clarinet player. However, he didn't get an invitation so he complains to the hosts]
Squidward: I don't have an invitation
Mayor: OF COURSE YOU DONT!!!
Squidward: Why?
Mayor: You're a grumpy, selfish, squiddy, horrible LOSER!
Squidward: Yes, I am [Begins to cry]. Gotta get the knife.
Mayor: Cry for the rest of your life!
[Sad Music Plays. Squidward walks to home via a deserted road. Squidward dials SpongeBob on his old phone]
Squidward: He..Ha..Hello?
SpongeBob: Yes? Are you calling me?
Squidward: Yeah...Can we talk about...friendship?
SpongeBob: Whaaawww [SpongeBob faints. Gary on the phone]
Squidward: Hello?!
Gary: Meow.
Squidward: He fainted. And he's dizzily saying something?
Gary: Meow.
Squidward: That he was asking me to come at his house tomorrow?
Gary: Meow.
Squidward: Thanks
Gary: Meow.
Squidward: He fainted because a book hit him?
Gary: Meow?
Squidward: Drive him to the doctor? Is this my first test of kindness?
Gary: Meow.
Squidward: Be there in 10 minutes. Bye.
[Squidward hangs up]
Squidward: Well, my first act of kindness is to remove that electrical thingy
[Squidward removes cables, but gets shocked]
Squidward: Woah
SpongeBob: I feel dizzy again 
Squidward: Hold on [Carries an unconcius SpongeBob to the back of the car]
Gary: Meow?
Squidward: The Zoo exhibit? Are there pretty little seahorses there?
Gary: Meow.
Squidward: Count ME IN!!!
Gary: Meow-Woah
THE NEXT DAY AFTER THE ZOO VISIT
SpongeBob: You're Ready
Squidward: Woohooo!!!, Yeah
Patrick: Did it come true!
SpongeBob: YEAH!!!
All: Woohooo!!!
Patrick: Gary talks?