Waterwraith

"LITERALLY ME🤩 The end is coming, your life is invaluable to the millions of other people out there. There is no reason to spare others when you've only got yourself. Escape the neverending chain. "
 
==overview==
since im awesomer and cooler then the entire world instead of writing this like im not the person who wrote it, im gonna write it from THIS point of view! everything about me here will be MADE by me and everyone will be gaslit into thinking IM AWESOME!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
=== the j ===
im uhhh a cool ass member i joined at the very start (real), this place has only gone downhill as me, the one and only WATERWRAITH kept becoming less active! I worry for this place because of everyones intense dandori issue and the fact IM the only one who can solve this shit! (by crushing the corpses around me)
Where to start... well I am the waterwraith,,,, and I do deal 1 octillion damage to olimar and his braindead gremlins.... guess you could say I'm a bit of a star...... a very rich one too! I get a dollar for every pikmin I crush! I'm like elon musk but not a fucking degenerate
==history==
whaaaat? you dont know who i am??? stupid idiot!!! I was born in the dark winter of 1912, in a small cozy cabin on top of a hill. I could only feast on nothing but potatoes and beet soup for the first few years of my life. When the meteor came and killed all the dinosaurs, I escaped the Himalayan mountains. Flash forward now, I find this stupid ass server. I have a very rich presence AND history here! I fought in the great shitdoodleass war of twenty O' twelve! I became an ambassador of ambassadors! I SOLVED the puzzle. 
I even beat Wario in a fistfight, he can back me up on that!
==TRIVIA==
*The deranged writer behind this page has actually been in the server since day one. He mysteriously disappeared during the release of pikmin 4 however.
*He once changed to the shopkeeper from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. The one that looks like a chameleon and leaves you as a bloody flesh pile if you steal his shit.
*I hate raisins.
*Usually regarded as being obscure despite popping up consistently.
*Waterwraith is the servers only BFDI fan.
*dont ever eat the bottom of a muffin i feel fucking sick now HELP
*hey yo im drake and i have to say ermmm uhhhhh idk mane i forgot
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