WotW: Week 12

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Weak of the Week: 03/26/2015 	Weak of the Week: 03/26/2015
 	
Sensei Mia 	Sensei Mia
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Kick! Punch! It's Weak of the Week time, If you play Champions, a weak peen you'll find! Wax on, wax off, dear readers, this week's weakling is none other than Sensei Mia! Yeah, I don't know who he is either, but he has a girls name. You'll have to forgive my shorter riffs lately, as we haven't been actually playing the game much. Sure, we've been in-game, but almost exclusively in the tailor as of late as we gear up for Generation 16. So, I don't have much time to hunt for prime weaklings. I think there were about only 80 candidates this week, which is a record low. However, this Naruto reject was just standing right there when I backed out of the tailor. It's like he channeled his inner chi to find me.Well, Mr. Miyagi here reminds me...have I ever mentioned how much I hate that freaking rice hat? Why does every "asian" character anyone makes on Champions Online have to wear that blasted bamboo hat? I mean, that's not racist, it's just realistic: all Asians know martial arts and wear those hats all the time. Please, I was being sarcastic in that last sentence, do not quote mine me to make it look like I hate Asians. like, 80% of my heroes are Asian. I literally love Asians.Also, I freaking swear I've never seen an Asian character (other than ours, or course) in this game that wasn't a Martial Arts character. If you have one please let me know, so I can send you an award of some sort. And you can't just name some generic clearly Caucasian darkness character Junichi Ebizu or something. I'll send you a bamboo hat, I'm not going to use one. OK, admittedly I think we've used that hat one time on an alt-outfit for The Ronin, but he was dressed as a monk and they really wear them.I can think of a better hat for this stereotype character to wear: A dunce cap.	Kick! Punch! It's Weak of the Week time, If you play Champions, a weak peen you'll find! Wax on, wax off, dear readers, this week's weakling is none other than Sensei Mia! Yeah, I don't know who he is either, but he has a girls name. You'll have to forgive my shorter riffs lately, as we haven't been actually playing the game much. Sure, we've been in-game, but almost exclusively in the tailor as of late as we gear up for Generation 16. So, I don't have much time to hunt for prime weaklings. I think there were about only 80 candidates this week, which is a record low. However, this Naruto reject was just standing right there when I backed out of the tailor. It's like he channeled his inner chi to find me.Well, Mr. Miyagi here reminds me...have I ever mentioned how much I hate that freaking rice hat? Why does every "asian" character anyone makes on Champions Online have to wear that blasted bamboo hat? I mean, that's not racist, it's just realistic: all Asians know martial arts and wear those hats all the time. Please, I was being sarcastic in that last sentence, do not quote mine me to make it look like I hate Asians. like, 80% of my heroes are Asian. I literally love Asians.Also, I freaking swear I've never seen an Asian character (other than ours, or course) in this game that wasn't a Martial Arts character. If you have one please let me know, so I can send you an award of some sort. And you can't just name some generic clearly Caucasian darkness character Junichi Ebizu or something. I'll send you a bamboo hat, I'm not going to use one. OK, admittedly I think we've used that hat one time on an alt-outfit for The Ronin, but he was dressed as a monk and they really wear them.I can think of a better hat for this stereotype character to wear: A dunce cap.
Offences 	Offences
• Racist• Japanglish 	• Racist• Japanglish
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Sure, we all love our archetypal characters, but sometimes it crosses over into Stereotype Street, which is dangerously close to Jabroni Drive. Don't be racist, I guess. Or, have a buddy to cross-check your racism. For example: "Would you object if I called this old, Karate master guy with this racist hat Long Dong on this superhero MMO, my one Asian acquaintance?" to which your Friend would respond: Back off, freak. Then you don't make them. See, it works! They have plenty of martial arts parts on the game without having to use that hat. Uh. I guess the outfit isn't that bad really. You were just the weakest this week. Eh, it's gotta happen to some one, pal. 	Sure, we all love our archetypal characters, but sometimes it crosses over into Stereotype Street, which is dangerously close to Jabroni Drive. Don't be racist, I guess. Or, have a buddy to cross-check your racism. For example: "Would you object if I called this old, Karate master guy with this racist hat Long Dong on this superhero MMO, my one Asian acquaintance?" to which your Friend would respond: Back off, freak. Then you don't make them. See, it works! They have plenty of martial arts parts on the game without having to use that hat. Uh. I guess the outfit isn't that bad really. You were just the weakest this week. Eh, it's gotta happen to some one, pal.
Category:Weak of the Week