Episode 1

* Pete needs feedback for how to avoid conversation with drivers, Sebastian relies on his "angry resting face"
* Standup clip of Pete encountering someone who doesn't eat ice cream
* A discussion of potential celebrity guests the guys can get
* Sebastian tells the story of how he met Vince Vaughn which led to his involvement in the Wild West Comedy Show
* Sebastian is eager to show his interview skills, potentially be the "male Barbara Walters"
* Sebastian tells a story of postponing a fight with Mark Wright in 4th grade because his slacks were too nice to fight in.
* Pete is offended by the abundance of male nudity at LA Fitness, Sebastian outlines his gym towel dressing routine 
* Sebastian's Dad isn't a fan of his tattoo joke, says he looked better on Conan than he does in person.
* Pete compares jokes he sent to Rob Riggle for the ESPY awards with what was broadcast.
* Sebastian: "I look like I could have a head in my bag"
* Pete: "The LA Kings just won the Stanley Cup, and residents of LA haven't been this disinterested since Roberto Benigni won for Best Director"
* Sebastian: "Our response is; 'we pick. Who comes on the show.'"
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