Valentines Day

Valentines Day is an episode of the show, Spongeorama. It was an episode that was supposed to air during Valentine's Day, but Calaz was inactive at the time.
==Transcript==
[Episode starts of with Spongebob at the cannablyss store (yes weed is legal in every part of the world now)]
Spongebob: SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY.
PaTron Q: No. That’s a terrible meme.
Spongebob: Oh.
[But then they look next door and they see PaTron T is buying three roses for an unknown occasion.]
PaTron Q: What is my brother doing at the flower store?
Spongebob: I have no idea. Let’s go see what he’s doing.
[Spongebob and PatRon Q walk next door and go up to PatRon T and touches him on his shoulder.]
PatRon T: WHA-? WHO GO’S THERE?? Oh, hey Spongebob. Hey Que.
Spongebob: Que?
PatRon T: Yeah. As little kids, we used to call PatRon Q, Que.
Spongebob: That’s weird.
PatRon T: You know what's even more weird?
Spongebob: What?
PatRon T: The word queue has four silent letters.
Spongebob: Wait…
[He thinks for awhile, but then his head turns red, and then suddenly his mind explodes.]
Spongebob: My mind has been blown!
PatRon T: Isn’t that crazy?
Spongebob: Yes, but seriously I need to see a doctor about this head. It explodes all the time.
PatRon T: Well then go see a doctor about it!
Spongebob: You're right.
[Spongebob walks out the door and heads east.]
PatRon Q: So… as i was saying, why are you here?
PatRon T: Well, um…
PatRon Q: Ohhh… you're asking someone out aren't you?
PatRon T: Yeah…
PatRon Q: Who’s your crush? Eeh! I wanna know!
PatRon T: Sandy Cyborg.
PatRon Q: Whu- whu- whu- WHAT??? WHY?
PatRon T: She's a sweet girl!
PatRon Q: Well, um, okay… I guess i can help you with asking her out.
PatRon Q starts to quench up and has face like he's watching cringey videos on the internet.]
[Meanwhile, scene cuts to Squidward walking down Jacksonville Street.]
Squidward: Bada dum! Bado doo! Bada bum- Wait, what’s that?
[Squidward sees a sign that says “New Bikini Bottom Graveyard Next Left”]
Squidward: Hm… it would be interesting to see people from back then at the graveyard.
[Squidward walks toward the graveyard and walks inside the graveyard. The first grave he sees is Squilvilia’s grave.]
Squidward: OH.. MY… G-
[All of the sudden Squidward faints and the ambulance shows up right away and takes him to a hospital.]
[Squidward wakes up inside the hospital. Spongebob, SpongeTron K, L, and Sandy Cyborg are at the hospital with him.]
Spongebob: Dang! What the hell happened?
Squidward: Well uh… um...
Spongebob: You fainted because you saw Squilvia’s grave, didn’t you?
Squidward: HOW DID YOU KNOW??
Spongebob: Because i’m psychic.
Squidward: Uh… okay.
[Back at home, PatRon Q is telling PatRon T.]
PatRon Q: Uhhh… how about this: “I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y?”
PatRon T: But I don’t have an X…
PatRon Q: Uhh- Uh… how about: “You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.”
PatRon T: Oh my, that’s going a little overboard...
PatRon Q: Well damn. I don’t know what you should use…
PatRon T: You know what, I actually will not use a pick-up line, i’m gonna use my guts and ask her out right on the tee!
[PatRon T picks up his phone and calls Sandy Cyborg.]
PatRon T: Hey, can you meet me at the New Goo Lagoon?
Sandy Cyborg: Sure, PatRon!
[Later That Day…]
[PatRon T and Sandy Cyborg play for a little bit, but right at sunset PatRon T grabs Sandy Cyborg’s hands and starts to say…]
PatRon T: Sandy Cyborg…
[All of the sudden everyone at the park holds up a bunch of cameras.]
PatRon T: PUT THE CAMERAS DOWN! Sandy Cyborg… will you go out with me?
Sandy Cyborg: Well… i’m flattered… sure!
[Everyone starts to cheer and clap. But then Squidward shows up in a hospital bed and now he's the only one cheering. And he's cheering sarcasticly.]
Squidward: yaaay.
[The end.]
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