'Til Cows Tear Us Apart

== Achievements ==
There are 9 achievements.
Name 	Description
The Ox-Cow Incident 	Lost all your cows
The Cow Whisperers 	Met the Truxtonians
Cowgirl And Aliens 	Joined the army to fight the Chloridians
Blazing Saddles 	Escaped from Kasper
A fistful of dollars 	Got hired by Kasper
The Good, the Bad and the Pretty	Got rescued by Louise
The Wild Bunch 	Got rescued by the Ahopalooses
The Killer inside me 	Got rescued by General Clusterfuck
Quanee Unchained 	Got rescued by Quanee
== Options ==
Noteworthy: If at any point you lose all of your cows, you earn the "The Ox-Cow Incident" badge.
=== Customs Office ===
This section doesn't affect badge earning.
Option 	Cost 	Note(s)
Pretend to be hookers 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	
Pretend to be merchants 	0 FTL, -3 cow	
Pretend to be tourists 	0 FTL, -1 cow	
Force your way through the border	-1 FTL, 0 cow	
=== Drugs ===
Option 	Cost 	Note(s)
Buy the peyote 	0 FTL, -3 cow	This gives you an extra option in the "Instinct" section.
Buy a flask of Bull's bile	0 FTL, -2 cow	This gives you an extra option in the "Outlaws" section.
Buy the crate of whiskey 	0 FTL, -4 cow	This gives you an extra option in the "Ahopaloose Chief" section.
Ask for some pot 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	
=== Outlaws ===
Option 	Cost 	Note(s)
Turn and fight back. 	0 FTL, -7 cow	This removes your chance of earning the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty" badge (and is required for a couple of others).
Cooperate peacefully. 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	
Prepare to jump. 	-1 FTL, 0 cow	
Drink the Bull's bile, it's time for a rodeo.	0 FTL, -5 cow	Only available if you bought Bull's bile earlier. This removes your chance of earning the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty" badge (and is required for a couple of others).
=== Instinct ===
Option 	Cost 	Note(s)
Start landing maneuvers. 	-1 FTL, -10 cow	
Trust Quanee's instinct. Don't stop.	0 FTL, 0 cow 	
Land and chew the peyote. 	-1 FTL, 0 cow 	Only available if you bought peyote earlier.
=== Ahopaloose Chief ===
Option 	Cost 	Note(s)
Communicate telepathically.	-1 FTL, -2 cow	
Let Quanee do the talking. 	0 FTL, -5 cow 	
Nuke the chief's ship. 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	
Show them the whiskey. 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	Only available if you bought whiskey earlier.
=== Bounty Hunters ===
Option 	Cost 	Note(s)
Confront the three of them. 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	If you purchased and subsequently chewed peyote, you get possessed by General Clusterfuck. You then receive the "The Killer inside me" badge.
Use this opportunity to get away.	-1 FTL, 0 cow	This earns you the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty" badge, if still possible from your choice in the "Outlaws" section above. Otherwise, you get the "Quanee Unchained" badge.
Charge your FTL. 	-1 FTL, 0 cow	This earns you the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty" badge.
Bluff your way through. 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	
* If you got on Louise's good side in the "Outlaws" section above, you earn the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty".
* If you didn't get on Louise's good side, but you bought whiskey and shared it with the Ahopaloose chief, you earn the "The Wild Bunch" badge.
* If you didn't get on Louise's good side in the "Outlaws" section above, and you didn't get or share the whiskey, then this earns you the "Quanee Unchained" badge.
=== Mogul Kasper ===
Option 	Cost 	Note(s)
Surrender to save Quanee's life. 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	This earns you the "Cowgirl And Aliens" badge.
Ask for a duel. 	0 FTL, 0 cow 	This earns you the "The Cow Whisperers" badge.
Transfer the cows into the palace.	? FTL, -15 cow	This only appears if you have all 15 cows. This earns you the "A fistful of dollars" badge.
Charge the FTL, one last time. 	-1 FTL, 0 cow 	This earns you the "Blazing Saddles" badge.
== Videos ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Ph0WW3jHs