A NEW HOPE (Drunk Minecraft)

A NEW HOPE is the first episode of Drunk Minecraft.
== Impersonations ==
* Butters ("South Park") 
== List of Tasks ==
The tasks assigned to them by fans were as follows:
* Underwater house
* "Who can build the gayest house?"
* Castle in the sky
* Cactus maze
* "Some crap with redstone"
* "Diamond race"
* Giant chair
* Mansion 
* Spaceship penis
* Kill NPC villages with lava 
* Build a roller coaster 
* A giant statue of Mark
* Build the best murder machine
* Hide and seek
* Two Eiffel Towers and then you jump off the Eiffel Towers into giant pits
* Say "happy birthday" to Jennifer also known as "Chibi Sugar"
* Build a mini golf court
* Burn down villages and forests while taunting Smokey the Bear and making inappropriate jokes about Colorado
== Cultural References ==
* Bob asks asks whether Mark is like William Shatner, and refuses to do more than one take. Mark says yes.
* Bob and Mark debate whether or not Mark is trying to emulate one of the Kardashians' reality shows, specifically the one where they don't edit the footage.
* Mark references a Dave Chappelle comedy bit. Bob pretended not to know who Chappelle was.
* Bob references a "Tenebris" video of Mark's, in which Mark supposedly had the best scare ever.
== Philosophy ==
* Wade jokingly questions whether a man can be raped.
== Trivia ==
* Like the many, many times that would come after it, the introduction to the episode is interrupted.
* Unlike later episodes, Bob and Wade are antagonistic to Mark, without Wade being the common target. 
* Mark drank beer, Bob drank gin, and Wade drank a double Long Island.
* As would become a running joke, Mark's diamonds were stolen as a result of his stupidity.
* Mark and the crew swear a great deal in these episodes; as they were published in 2012, they weren't subject to the same rules that later videos were.
* Mark, Bob and Wade all ask Zombie to steal each others' stuff for the first time.
* Mark loudly screams over a creeper for the first time.
* Mark "wins" for the first time, and gloats over it, for the first time.
== Quotes ==
* "I'm the only one with bread! Serve me, or you starve!" - Mark
* "I am the joking!" - Bob
* "Hey, there's rock underwater!" - Wade
* "Which one's real, and which one's mine?" - Wade
** "I'm being poignant!" - Mark
** "Does that mean smelly?" - Bob
* "I'm afraid to get anything because now I think everything's gonna disappear." - Wade
** "Where are you, Mark?" - Wade
** "I'm in a hole." - Mark
** "Which hole, my hole?" - Wade
** "Your mom's vagina." - Mark
** "Vaginer?" - Bob
* "Well, I am fun, and you guys suck." - Bob
** "I'M ON FIRE! - Mark
** "Sounds like a personal problem." - Wade
* "Apparently Bob and me should be recording so people can actually watch some quality playing." - Wade
** "Mark needs chunks!" - Bob
** "He's got plenty of them, that's why he needs to work out!" - Wade
* "Aww, all my stuff burned in - I'M ON FIRE AGAIN!" - Mark
* "The problem is... Mark is our leader..." - Bob
* "Our leader is the dead guy." - Wade
* "Don't you abandon us, great leader!" - Wade
** "Hey Wade..." - Bob
** "What's up, man?" - Wade
** "How's it going?" - Bob
** "Huh? It's going good, how are you doing?"
** "I'm good."
** "Wait, who the hell's over here? I thought this was you!"
** "No!" (Laughing)
** "Who is this? What is this? Is this Zombie or something?"
** "I don't know what that is..."
** "I'm gonna leave it alone... You uh, you uh..."
** "Is that a caveman?" - Bob
** "I hope so... I hope it's something not creepy..." - Wade
** "Wade, come back me up, I wanna-" - Bob
** "Mark can't see what we're talking about, so I guess-" - Wade
** "I wanna, I wanna attack it!" - Bob 
** "It just disappeared in the sand!" - Wade
** "Let's get him over here in front of- Oh my god, what's happening?" - Bob
** "I don't know... I... I don't know... [laughs] Oh god..." - Wade
** "It's looking at me..." - Bob
** screaming "It just ported above me! We're digging our own grave... We gotta get out of here!" - Wade
** "Oh, god dammit! This is like that "Community" episode..."
** "What's going on?" - Mark
** "Oh my god..." - Wade
** "Mark, come over here!" - Bob
** "Mark, what is this? Is this Zombie?" -Wade
** "Mark, come here! MARK, COME HERE!'" - Bob
** "Where? What?" - Mark
** "What is this thing?" - Wade
Category:Drunk Minecraft episodes
Category:Markiplier videos