Jiffy Cabs

Jiffy Cabs is a St. John's, Newfoundland taxi company known for their trademark yellow cars and drawling, nasally delivery of all of their dispatchers, which is pretty hilarious over the phone, but even funnier in over a cabbie's individual radio, repeating random street addresses. With over 100 cars and 250 drivers, they are the largest taxi stand in the province.
==Connection to 12 Polina==
Jiffy Cabs is easily the most commonly called taxi for people trying to leave 12 Polina, whether to return home after a night of extreme greasiness, or to transport gear to a Commie Ninjas show. For the latter, vans are most often called.
Poliners have been quite commonly known to immitate the Jiffy Cabs dispatchers' voice frequently, and mostly for purposes having nothing to do with Jiffy Cabs, such as Weird Sports Names. When Poliners do use the dispatchers' voice to make fun of Jiffy Cabs itself, the address used is quite often 352 Blackmarsh.
Poliners, chiefly Phil Howell and John Hillier briefly considered creating a wiki called Jiffypedia to share information about this company, but realized that this endeavour would be absolutely pointless.
==Unique Expressions==
Expressions unique to Poliners, or Polinguistics often make use of the term Jiffy. Often uttered by Poliner Andrew Howell, examples of novel expressions include Jiffybook to refer to Facebook as well as the nonsense word jiffybroom, which is considered a member of the Titty Room family of Polina-coined expressions.
==Criticism==
On occasion, the Jiffy Cabs dispatchers have been known to change their voices over the phone, as an actor would when falling out of character. One example of this was when Jeremy Rodgers called a taxi to take him home from Boston Pizza. The dispatcher initially answered the phone in the recognizable Jiffy Cabs drawl, but dropped the voice when he realized that he didn't know which Boston Pizza location Jeremy was referring to, to ask "wait, what?" before re-adopting the drawl to say "rightaway".
Also, before one Commie Ninjas show, the cab driver insisted that the band be charged extra for the backseat to be put down to allow more storage space. This required no effort, and was all in all a huge load of crap.