Big Pain in the Membrane

Big Pain in the Membrane is a song by the Golden Slumbers. It is a possible credits song for "An Angry Birds Story."
Tyler: To day six on da cold, cold, war
I'll toss that green ham in the fryin' pan like spam
Get done when I come and slam
Man, I feel quaking from Daniel's Lab!
Daniel: Don't make me wreck you, hectic
Next, you should prepare, 'cause my bite feels worse than electric
And the lights are blinkin', I'm thinkin'
It's all over when I begin slingin'
Ryan: Trust me, pig, you won't maintain
'Cause I'm gonna cause you a great big pain!
All: Big Pain in the Membrane
(Stop being so lame)
Big Pain in the Membrane
(You're gonna be slain)
Big Pain in the Membrane
(You Piggies insane, got no brain)
Big Pain in the Membrane
(Stop being so lame)
Tyler: Do my wrecking undercover man look at all of that blubba
Sadder, to watch those Piggies get fatter
Daniel: Green Pig on a diet, don't try it
I'll relieve you, ya don't have to buy it (Pop) 
Ryan: We'll put your remainings in a frame
Just a trophy, we're not insane!
All: Big Pain in the Membrane
(Stop being so lame!)
Big Pain in the Membrane
(You're gonna be slain)
Big Pain in the Membrane
(You Piggies insane, got no brain)
Big Pain in the Membrane
(Stop being so lame!)