Malleo is Missing

Malleo is Missing is an action-adventure role playing shoot 'em up platformer racing shame. It's technically just a platformer shame, but Malleo likes to exaggerate. The shame was first released in 1992 for the Nintendo Entertainment System to "educate" little kids. It was later pirated ported to the Phillips CD-i, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Game Boi, and Windows computers.
But the CD-i version of the shame was so stupid, the CD-i blows up like a candidate for deletion whenever anyone tries to play it on there.
==Plot==
Bowser decided to go ahead and set up a base in Antarctica, despite the fact that it's too cold to roast marshmallows there. Then he kidnaps Malleo as part of his grand master plan to be Overlord of the Hair Driers! Weegee runs all the way to Antarctica so he can hit Bowser with a Weegee Stare and rescue Malleo.
Weegee starts his adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom, where he first hears Malleo has been kidnapped. He runs so fast, he lands in Antarctica. Then he shoots open the castle door with a Rocket Launcher, turning all the castle residents into Weegees. These Weegees then follow the original Weegee as they fight to free Malleo. They do this for about three years.
When the Weegees finally make it to the prison chamber, they realize the whole thing was just a set up by the Dramatic Chipmunk to destroy Weegee once and for all. Dramatic Chipmunk sets off all of the explosives he had hidden throughout the castle, but Weegee walks out unharmed because he's Weegee. After the end credits (which you must watch for FOUR HOURS), there is a cutscene showing Weegee doing the Mario. The player then turns into a Weegee and is conditioned to go forth and convert all of their neighbors into Weegees too.
==Shameplay==
The shame is a third person shooter, despite being a platformer. The player controls Weegee by having him run around the 2D environment and shoot explosions using his rocket launcher. The explosions aren't really necessary, however, because every enemy you meet instantly becomes a Weegee. Basically, the whole shame is just running through the castle.
==Reception==
Nobody liked this shame because it is boring and stupid. You do absolutely nothing because all of the enemies are defeated the instant you meet them. The boss fight is very anti-climatic, and the cutscenes are just boring political speeches from Benjamin Franklin. The shame received a 2/10 from ISN, with the only redeemable factor being the "thrill of shooting rockets at all the Weegees". Even this gets boring after about five minutes, however.
People hated the CD-i version of the game so much, blew up every CD-i in the world, and then blew up every copy of this game. Then they spit on whatever was left. Then, they went in and beat up everyone who was responsible for it, and then they took naps. This shame made a total of -$751,627,535,174,164,361,624,614,976 (however, most of the expenses were to repair damages).
==Rating==
*ESRB: EC for educational content and learning your letters.
*PEGI: 3+ because this is a babies shame.
Squadala Ratings: 22+ because we are the only guys who are not stupid enough to think this is actually a kids shame.
== Quotes ==
=== Bowser ===
* "So Weegee, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you..."
* "D'oh! That was the only copy too!"
* "Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here..."
=== Weegee ===
* "I'm practically a popsicle, Malleo. Are we there yet?"
* "The Brooklyn what??? Hey lookit, there's his pad. But the walls are awfully high. Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple..."
* "Right, I'll watch the back door. Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile. And remember, don't take candy from strangers."
* "Hmmm... guess he took a wrong turn in there. Hey, these walls aren't so tall when you get up close. That does it -- I'm going in!"
* "Ha ha, Bowser! I always suspected that underneath that macho shell, you were just a boxer turtle."
* "You'll never find it now, I threw it over that wall."
* "Sayonara, fly breath!"
* "I got the key, now Malleo goes free. Bowser's sucking ice, the Koopas aren't nice."
* "Yes! I never thought I'd see you again. It's a happy day, a happy day!"
=== Malleo ===
* "Come on, 'bro, you're dragging."
* "We're there. All I can see are turtle tracks. Whaddaya say we give Bowser the old Brooklyn one-two."
* "I'm going in, 'bro. Those krazy Koopas must be stopped or all this will soon be puddles!"
* "Weegee, can't talk long. Bowser doesn't know my videophone still works for calling out. I don't know where he's keeping me. Sewage! He's coming back. Later!"
* "Yo, 'bro. Just calling to check up. Looks like Bowser is raising his prices. Seems he can't collect enough ransom to pay for the hairdryers since you've been foiling his plans. Keep up the good work -- and get me outta here as soon as you can!"
* "Thanks for all your hard work, Weegee. You went across the world for me, and I won't forget it. Let's go now, 'bro. I'm dying for a piece of good old New York pizza."
==Trivia==
*Despite being an educational shame, there is no educational content in this shame whatsoever.
*Contrary to popular belief, Weegee is not the protagonist in this shame. The protagonist is Chuck Norris because he said so. Sarah Palin then said she was the protagonist, but she is not Chuck Norris. 
*Weegee's face is hidden throughout the shame. This is to prevent the player from becoming a Weegee. However, watching the after-credit scene turns you into a Weegee. There is also a glitch that lets you see their face during the shame.
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