Annoying Orange: Easy as Pi/Transcript

(Cut to Professor Pie in his classroom)
Professor Pie: And the number on the bottom of the fraction is called the denom- (something hits him, he turns around, Orange is heard laughing) Hey! I'm your substitute teacher! Have some respect. Who spit the spitwad?Orange: No-one spit a spitwad, Professor Pie. But I spit a seed! (he laughs and spits another seed)
(Phsyco music plays)
(Professor Pi dodges the seed) Professor Pie: If that's what it's gonna be, fine. You twerps better brace yourselves for the most BORING fraction lecture you've EVER - Augh! AAAAAAAAAH! (the knife cuts a fraction of Professor Pie and a hand takes it)
Orange: (impressed) WOAH! Professor Pie just got DENOMINATED! (he laughs)
(the title screen which shows Professor Pie on one side and Midget Apple, Orange, Pear and Marshmallow on the other side) (the words Easy as Pi show up)
Professor Pi: Uh, class, you will notice that the knife removed exactly one sixth of my body. (he runs into the whiteboard)
Pear: Ummm... Did Professor Pie just walk into the whiteboard?
Professor Pie: Oh no, I think I may have just lost my depth perception!
Orange: (curiously) Leeet's find out for sure. (he spits a seed at Professor Pie)
Professor Pie: OOOOOOWWW!
(Orange laughs) Orange: Yeah, it's his depth perception.
Professor Pie: Alright. Despite my debilitating injury, math class WILL continue as planned, and as boring as ever!
Midget Apple: Aw, man! Why couldn't the knife have taken his mouth instead?!?!
(the whole class laughs)
Professor Pi: Next student who so much as makes a PEEP is going to earn a ONE-WAY TICKET to the principal's - AAAAAAAAUGH!!!! (the knife take another fraction of his body)
Orange: Aughhh! That wasn't very slice! (laughs)
Pear: So, what do you think he lost this time?
Midget Apple: Hopefully it took away the part of his brain that makes him so BORING!
(the whole class laughs)
Professor Pi: Actually, I believe it removed the part of my brain that holds short term memory - (he runs into the whiteboard again) Ow! (the whole class laughs) GRR! I forgot I lost my depth perception! Could this possibly get any worse?
Orange: Hmm, I bet it could.
Professor Pie: OH! How???
Orange: Oh! Oh! I know! I know!
Professor Pie: Yeah? What's that?
Orange: Knife!
Professor Pie: (another fraction is removed) AAAAAAAAHH! NOOO! No, it's taken the left side of my brain! The LOGICAL side!
Orange: You don't need that! Just look at me! Mememememememememe -
Professor Pie: Alright, the pain has subsided. Now let's do some math! MINUS THE LOGIC!
Pear: This should be interesting.
Professor Pie: The number on the bottom of the fraction is called the denuptederp! Now if we add 5 plus 7 bananas, we get the color purple!
Pear: Huh???
Marshmallow: I finally understand math! YAY!
Professor Pie: Now, are there any questions for me? I'm Batman! (runs into whiteboard AGAIN) OWW!
(whole class laughs)
Marshmallow: Yay math class!
Orange: Um, Professor Pie?
Professor Pie: Who's Professor Pie?
Orange: Alright, your short-term memory thing. I mean, Batman?
Professor Pie: Who's Batman?
Orange: Uh - You are!
Professor Pie: Oh! I AM! I forgot! Yes! What is your question?
Orange: It's more of a comment, really.
Professor Pie: Well, phrase it as a question then!
Orange: Um, uh. Okay! Knife?
Professor Pie: AAAAH! (another fraction is taken) My other eye!!!
Orange: Oh! Professor Pie really got BLINDSIDED!
(the whole class laughs)
Professor Pie: Everyone settle down! Class will continue AS PLANNED, I am Batman.
Pear: Seriously, dude?
Midget Apple: Like half your FACE is gone!
Professor Pie: Incorrect, actually, exactly two thirds of my face is gone. N - (RUNS INTO WHITEBOARD AGAIN!) OW!
(the whole class laughs)
Professor Pie : ALRIGHT, back to it! If I add 5 plus 7 Man-Bats, how many banana is the purple you denurpteburped?
Marshmallow: Uhm... Puppies?
Professor Pie: Correct!
Pear: Huh?
Professor Pie: This is elementary stuff here folks! 6 Banana-man divided by Amanda Bynes gives us an answer of one bajillion fart burgers!
Pear: WHAT?
Pie: Now who wants to try an equation on the - Ah! AH! AAAAAAAAAAH! (half his mouth is taken)
Orange: Euuugh!!
Professor Pie: Memememememe?
Midget Apple: I Think the Knife got some of his tongue this time!
Orange: Finally! Professor Pie is speakin' my language! Mememememe!
Professor Pie: Mememememememe!
Orange: Mememememe!
Professor Pie: MEMEMEMEMEME!
Orange: (laughs)
Pear: ORANGE! I think he's trying to say something! Let him speak!
Professor Pie: MEMEMEMEME - AAAAH!
(Pear , Orange and Midget Apple all go WAAAAAAA!) (Professor Pie gets massacred and starts to die)
Marshmallow: Awww!
[Marshmallow looks how Professor Pie he is dead and gets freaked out]
Orange: ehhh... Math is confusing!
Midget Apple: Agreed! [episode ends]
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