Meestur Deeskuh

Meestur Deeskuh is a nickname invented by The Meme Lord, given to one of the most legendary teachers at Abington Heights, having amassed quite the meme following in the short time that The Meme Council acknowledged his existence.
== Origins ==
Deeskuh was not mentioned on The Council until senior year. It can be questioned whether anyone even knew he existed until then. Both Meme Lord and Mike Kachowski had Meestur Deeskuh for his Digital Electronics class, as well as Dirty Mike. Mike Kachowski, taking the class virtually, first notes on Deeskuh's famous 'Deeskuh Exhale' on 9/14/2020. This would become one of the longest running Deeskuh jokes, as during the early virtual school days, Deeskuh would not mute his mic, nor did he end his class early, as the administration would breath down his neck and not allow him to end it before the 45-minute mark. Thus, most classes were simply: "Your assignment for today is <this>." (dead silence for 45 minutes except for Deeskuhs very loud breathing).
On 9/22/2020, The Snazzmaster recorded an entire one of these sessions and bass boosted it, uploading it as an unlisted youtube video. It is available to both Meme Council memebers and Software Club members.
Throughout the 1st Semester and the rest of the year, Deeskuh would reveal himself to be quite the chad, personally helping Meme Lord after class and stating that he wished more people would ask him 1-on-1 questions, and even sending Mike Kachowski a breadboard to use at home. Eventually Deeskuh couldn't care less what the administration thought and ended class early regardless. He even told Meme Lord once that if the administration found out he was letting us out early he'd get in trouble. Hence one of Deeskuh's famous quotes was born: "There will be no live meet today." This message was sent by Deeskuh so many times on the DE classroom it became yet another running joke, Meme Lord even compiling every single one into a video. Deeskuh often took every chance to not have a class, as he tried everything he could to extend his class into the second semester. This especially extended into the hybrid learning schedule. Each class eventually turned into just 5 minutes of Homework (if you even had any) and then Chess/sitting on your chromebook until the bell rang. Due to the awful administration, Deeskuh did not have enough material to stretch his DE class for the entire year, especially since he wasn't allowed to do physical circuitry with breadboards.
This is where a new joke was born, the infamous Deeskuh chess set. Nearly every single class turned into just Dirty Mike and Meestur Deeskuh battling it out on a chess set Deeskuh has had in his closet for as long as he worked there, with often A. Vale and Meme Lord joining in when one of the two champs ragequit. Speaking of Vale, you guessed it, yet another legendary Deeskuh joke was born, but perhaps this one is for the worse. Vale slowly broke Deeskuh over the second semester, Vale treating Deeskuh like a child who didn't want to help him when in fact it was very clear Deeskuh knew what he was doing and was trying his hardest to help Vale learn. Several shouting matches occured between the two, though 99% of the shouting can be attributed to Vale himself. Meme Lord drew a massive illustration on Deeskuh's whiteboard at one point depicting these battles, a parody of the Jojo 'oh you're approaching me?'. Deeskuh actually left the illustration up for the entire day.
Deeskuh even once allowed an entire class session to just be a tour of the AHHS Minecraft School when a student told him Meme Lord made it. What a chad.
Another running joke Deeskuh allowed on that same whiteboard was a daily Vector by Meme Lord. On one of the first days of the hybrid schedule, Meme Lord drew a Vector sketch on the far right of the whiteboard, and with a title above it, dubbing it 'Vector's Quote of the day:'. Each day during DE, Meme Lord would change this quote, and when every line from Despicable Me was used, he began filtering in nonsense. But on the last week of class, the Vector would have to go, and each day, Meme Lord would erase a little bit more, fading him into dust, similarly to Infinity War. On the very last day, all that was left was a pile of dust. Big rip.
== I am...black ==
One of the more recent Deeskuh jokes comes from an infamous screen recorded clip of Deeskuh taken by Meme Lord, taken on 12/23/2020, at 10:56AM. Deeskuh is hosting a chess match for the virtual fun friday, and he states the color he chose: "I am...black". Meme Lord clipped this for obvious reasons, as it was hilarious out of context and the silence before, after and during it only makes it more pronounced. It wouldn't become a big Meme Council meme until late 2022, when Meme Lord started reposting the clip more and more and memebers expressed their love for it. Things culminated when Meme Lord made an entire song parody of the clip, titled "AC/DE - I AM Black", published on 9/19/2022. 
At this point Deeskuh's name just became a euphemism for "black", and became so popular that even in the MegaMeme Pack, every text containing 'black' was replaced with Deeskuh's name, as well as black dye in itself becoming a cropped-out frame of Deeskuh from the clip.
== Legacy ==
Deeskuh ended up being one of Meme Lord's, The Software Club's, and The Meme Council's favorite teachers of all time, up there with Rowlands, and Big Tanner. Deeskuh was a true chad, and is referenced constantly up to this day. While his DE class can be referred to as depressing for Deeskuh in the latter half, his students, especially Dirty Mike and Meme Lord, would not be forgetting the experience any time soon. Deeskuh was also a true gamer, having played fortnite multiple times and even CS:GO. The game he played most however, was online chess, often battling Dirty Mike. This is where the phrase 'chess irl?' comes from, as Deeskuh eventually preferred using his famous chess set.
Deeskuh has been featured in many Garphic Phone sessions, almost as much as Dirty Mike himself. It is joked that a stick figure with any amount of yellow is Dirty Mike, but the second any yellow is added to the lower half of the stick figure's head, it is Deeskuh. Deeskuh was the 2nd ever made Teacher.mp4 after Johnahan.mp4. Deeskuh today has dropped his other famous class, BC Calc, for algebra instead. He still teaches DE.
Deeskuh was also the administrator for the school's only Smash tournament, in which Gillow won. 
On 9/19/2022, Meme Lord made a new hit single track: "AC DE - I am Black", using the infamous clip of Meestur Deeskuh saying "I am...black" and turning it into an entire song, paired with audio recorded from The Snazzmaster's "(Deeskuh) Exhales" video. 
== The Tragedy ==
On August 9, 2022, Sly Frog Fry would report the incredibly saddening news that Deeskuh had quit teaching. The Snazzmaster, who had obtained details, explained why. Deeskuh had apparently been slowly getting angrier at how he wasn't being respected, which was noticeable, the aforementioned A. Vale many times driving Deeskuh off the edge. Snazzmaster also elaborates that Deeskuh's AP bc Calc class was more or less a joke, students using it as a study hall essentially. Meme Lord and Mike Kachowski can also testify that their DE class (the second to last one) became a study hall at about the halfway point through the year, hence the famous Chess matches that took place. It is reported that Deeskuh's next DE class only had 2 students. 
Deeskuh truly snapped after the Class of 2021 graduated, often ranting at students and calling them "grade grubbers" at one point. It was clear Deeskuh also didn't respect the administration too well (based). However, Deeskuh stated the second reason he quit was that he wanted to focus on Soccer again. You will be missed, Deeskuh, you mad legend.
== Dyska Meme Gallery ==
File:Deeskuh chess tournament.png|Deeskuh's chess tournament during the Virtual Ragnarok
File:Deeskuh hugh neutron out of touch.png|Deeskuh Hugh'ing Mike Kachowski during an actual class out of request by The Meme Lord
File:Deeskuh no class today by meme lord.png|A meme made by The Meme Lord, often sent to both the Software Club and The Council before class would start.
File:Deeskuh reddit.png|Deeskuh's Reddit Icon and his pfp for the 2020-2021 senior year
File:Deeskuh board illustration.jpg|The infamous illustration drawn by Meme Lord, depicting the battles between Vale and Deeskuh. Deeskuh's legendary rubiks cube mug makes a cameo.
File:Deeskuh chess set by meme lord.png|A meme about deeskuh's chest set, made by Meme Lord
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