Garnet vs Vi

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Garnet vs Vi is the seventeenth battle of the third season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the the forty-seventh battle overall.
==Battle Information==
Meng Ai as Vi
Princess Rizu as Garnet
Zack (CMRB) as Ruby
Leannaire as Sapphire
Beat by Kustom Beats
Released on August 3, 2015
==Lyrics==
Vi:It's battle time, cupcake! Better be there or be squareLet my hands do the talking, Vi's freakishly Debonair whenPiltover pounds a poser, who's worse looking than her pilotFor her three eyes cannot see that I am infinitely Vi-olent!You're a joke, Garnet, but you see, I've got the punchline right hereAnd since your rhymes seem treasures, I'll bust out a Vault Breaker!I'm the finest, sure, I'm biased, now we both shall apprehendLeave you crying quarts of tears, when you lose this like your friend!
Garnet:Garnet's dropping the gauntlet, so prepare for a duelI've faced legions of Legends, but now I'm down against youQuit your Howling, one on one me, fight without your fancy toolsWhip you quicker than the Sixth, but I won't listen to your rules!So come on, Hextech wreck, try to diss me if you're ableYet I'll call you MalaVite, because you're mentally unstable!Try to Enforce this, you coarse witch, it'll end in dominationEven when I shut you up, you cannot end this conversation!
Vi:Welcome to the Jungle, hope these games don't seem ExcessiveOne girl wrecking crew is Denting you, you're frankly unimpressiveMake you stop and be a Gasper, like her, you'll take a batteringCharging up my rage to max for some Assault and Battery!It's not just a slap on the wrist, when I put you in handcuffsSince I'll crush you into dust, like you're a big, buff, cheeto puff!Call me MLG, ole G-Squad, oh gee, it seems your gem's flawedSo don't mind me, when I Run the Risk, and Brutalize your face off!You're self-absorbed with just you two, you cannot handle AmethystBut luckily, together, I can beat you clods with one less fist!Seems your future sight can't see this fight, end bruised like your skin's hueLike a Sugilite fright, I hope you don't blow a fuse!
Garnet:Oh, so predictable, and with a Jinx, you're throughYou can't catch me, nor a criminal, although I'm iller than youAnd I'm dozing here, bulldozer, but why sit and just spectateBut when I assist to eliminate by breaking us to separate!
Ruby:And I rage into panic to take apart this mechanic
Sapphire:Bubble up with rhymes so hot, you won't be taking us for granite
Ruby:With mayhem everywhere you look, don't make us Jailbreak your Blast Shield
Sapphire:So yield as we Cleave you through, and level the playing field!
Garnet:But we're not staying apart, Garnet rocks cops as a wholeWithout your partners in crime, you've lost your Jayce in the HoleI'm twice the legend you are, and I'm staying here, defiant!Sorry, Officer! I'm enforcing your right to remain silent!
==Trivia==
TBA
Category:Season 3
Category:Storm Nine