Jim Stockert

Jim Stockert is a character played by Moosebrother.
==General Information==
Jim Stockert is a stock trader in Los Santos.
On his first day in the city, Jim was asked to leave the DMV, assaulted, ridiculed, and booed at for refusing to quiet down while talking loudly via a bluetooth earpiece to his business partner Todd (who he soon after fired for failing to successfully short iFruit stocks). He called the police to report this harassment and was later arrested by Jessie "Nova" Gallagah and subsequently taken to the Vespucci PD where he gave officers a difficult time - wandering around, refusing to cooperate, and offering bribes. Mr. Stockert was charged by Lou Caruso with Disturbing the Peace at the direction of Leon Law. After a lengthy processing period, during which he attempted to purchase a majority share in Bolingbroke Penitentiary to avoid incarceration, he was sent to prison for 10 months and fined $475. Jim claimed that he would be fighting the charges at a later date with his lawyer squad.
==Personality==
Jim Stockert is an insufferable public nuisance of a man whose loud phone calls, unsolicited financial advice, Karen-like behaviour, and classist ranting bother citizens of all kinds in his vicinity. He often makes obnoxious declarations about himself, proclaiming his affluence, and others, deriding their presumable poverty.
Jim regularly espouses the benefits of an "upside down triangular prism model" where everyone gets rich, which is definitely not just a euphemism for pyramid scheme.
==Background Information==
==Relationships==
While at the DMV, Jim Stockert was abruptly proposed to by a woman with an impressively manicured beehive haircut in which she keeps a knife. He was initially taken aback but decided to accept, pending a pre-nuptial agreement. He later told officers while under arrest that he didn't have time to ask for his new partner’s name, as he had to make money instead, and claimed that "the less you talk to the poors, the more money you're gonna make." He has openly said, to others and directly to his wife, that he plans to cheat on her and deny her access to his money.
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