The Enigmatic Foe

The Enigmatic Foe is a weird and creepy ghost man who seems to solely serve as a nuisance to the UnWorld folk. Whenever he senses somebody having a problem, he teleports to their location and says weird stuff meant to stress them out even further. Everybody hates him, and he has no friends. He always talks like a character in a really weird Greek play, and this is annoying because his voice sounds like a southern version of Squidward Tentacles.
The Enigmatic Foe looks like a weird, shirtless man with black pants, a white hood thing that looks like the helmets worn by the Freak with the Hood's red guards, and visible lips like those of the guy in that one ski mask meme. He is also well known for his song, of which he sings whenever he appears at somebody. He also really hates catbirds.
== History ==
=== The Foe's Rising ===
The Enigmatic Foe was once a guy named, "Harry Alpenstein" who lived in the German village of Vileness Flats. He was a sharply dressed man with a suave voice, unlike the Enigmatic Foe. He had only one issue: his bad temper. One time, he came to somebody's dinner party and saw they were serving pickled herring. As he hated pickled herring, he tried to stage a riot at the party, even taking out a Panzerfaust 3 and pointing it at the dinner host.
Thankfully, he found an easier and much less graphic way to resolve the issue: name-calling. He threatened to call the dinner host, "stupid" as an insult. The diner host begged him not too, and thankfully, he obliged. He noted, "It would be stupid of me to say such a naughty word." afterwards. Unfortunately, he still used the bad word, so the party host stole his Panzerfaust 3 and shot Harry. The explosion killed Harry and set the house on fire.
=== That's Why Yo Mama Dead ===
Harry Alpenstein was never given a proper burial, so his ghost became bound to the UnWorld, forever! Eventually, he found himself at The Flying Dutchman's ship. The Flying Dutchman made a deal with Harry: give The Flying Dutchman his good features, and he will gain cool powers. Harry agreed, but little did he know that it was all a scam! Harry was turned into The Enigmatic Foe, a sad shell of his former self that everybody hates.
=== His Shtick Revealed ===
Mr. Foe felt like nothing changed for the best for him afterwards. He felt exactly the same, only be sounded and looked uglier. Then, a sense in him tingled. He near instinctivley teleported to the origin of the signal. It was Wario, crying about losing a single penny in change, The Enigmatic Foe's mind hard resetted. Gone was Harry Alpenstein, now a whole new personality was in its place, an, "evil" one at that.
Rather than help Wario, he began to sing a weird song about nothing to Wario. Wario screamed, "WHAAAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU HERE? DO YOU MIND?", but The Enigmatic Foe just added in a second verse about more nothing. The Enigmatic Foe did nothing to help and Wario ran off in tears. Wario would later find the penny in a vat of Pink Sauce, but as for The Enigmatic Foe, his job was done, and he did it good.
=== Now ===
The Enigmatic Foe just goes around the UnWorld, joined by the warped voices of those who died with him, and sings his stupid song to people during their lowest points. He also occasionally replaces dead people or those that have been written out of existence. Thanos hates him for that reason, we don't know why it bothers him so much though.
== External Links ==
* The Enigmatic Foe's rap song of intimidation. The first verse is when he appears, and the second verse is after his target reacts to his sudden appearance.
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