Huell Neutron

Huell Neutron is the hyper intelligent Deputy Chairman for the Department of War, Extrajudicial Justice, and Free-form Jazz for the Holy Cocaine Empire. He is the son of Sir Isaac Neutron. 
===Appearance===
Huell is a rotund walnut man with hair styled much like Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong. He is rarely seen without a smile unless he's unhappy in which case the person responsible won't live long to see his other expressions. He has a fondness for wearing clothes inspired by the hit sitcom The Cosby Show. 
===Abilities===
Huell has the mind of a genius with a measured IQ of 102, the highest recorded Intelligence Quota in the known universe. He is a brilliant tactician and capable of strategizing his way out of just about any situation. He is also very capable at sleight of hand which he uses to perform magic tricks to entertain his friends and relatives. 
Huell's Stand ability is named「Smooth Criminal」which allows him to cause chaotic misfortunes to befall those in the same room with him. His stand can engineer fate to make all sorts of calamities occur to the objects of his ire, such as tripping on a rug and breaking their neck on a bowl of oranges, breaking their neck on the nightstand while putting their pants on, having an ironing board fall on them breaking their neck, and breaking their neck by looking in their mailbox the wrong way.