Patrick Buys Chips

Patrick Buys Chips is a short created by Zoltan40 and produced by SUS! Entertainment. 
==Synopsis==
Patrick is hungry so he buys some chips.
==Transcript==
[shows Patrick watching TV]
Patrick: I am Hungry. I should buy something...
[a chips ad starts]
Ad man: You are hungry? Well then get some... Barnacle Chips!
[Patrick turns off the TV]
Patrick: I hate ads. *looks at a potato* Hmm... Potato... Po-tato... Tato... Tattoo... Tatooine... I should get some chips!
[Cut to Patrick getting out of his rock]
SpongeBob: What are you doing?
Patrick: I am going to the shop.
SpongeBob: For what?
Patrick: Chips.
SpongeBob: Oh.
Patrick: I'm going to the shop. Yes, i am going to the shop. I will buy some tasty chips, by going to the shop!
[cut to Patrick in the shop]
Patrick: Finally i can buy some chips!
Employee: What do you want?
Patrick: I want a fair amount of no more nor less, than 1 bag of the great, loved by everyone, except the haters, chips called Barnacle Chips.
Employee: Here it is. *gives him a bag of Barnacle Chips*
Patrick: Thanks!
[cut to Patrick eating the chips while watching TV]
Patrick: I like chips.
the end
==Alternative ending==
There was an alternative ending written for this short.
Patrick: I want a fair amount of no more nor less, than 1 bag of the great, loved by everyone, except the haters, chips called Barnacle Chips.
Employee: We ran out of chips.
Patrick: WHAT?!! NOOO!!! *grabs a chainsaw* I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!
Employee: AAH!!!
Patrick: YOU MONSTERS!!! *kills the employee*
[some policemen come in]
Patrick: NO! *grabs a shotgun and shoots them down* PATRICK NEEDS CHIPS!!!
[SpongeBob walks in]
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Patrick: SpongeBob! They don't give me chips!
SpongeBob: That's all? Here, take this. *gives him a bag of Barnacle chips*
Patrick: Yay! *dies*
SpongeBob: Rip.
the end
Category:Shorts
Category:2021
Category:Zoltan40
Category:2020s