Jade winglet conversations

note: I had help from CaptainCuber
== Number 1 ==
Qibli: telephone poles are trees that cleaned up and got a job
winter: no no not now
Qibil: people who say money can’t buy friendship aren’t considering that you can buy a dog. 
Winter: no, I want you because I can have you for free.
Qibli: gravity is creepy when you realize you’re not walking on a surface instead, you are getting pulled into a burning core of magma.
Winter: there must be something wrong with you
Qibli: using a dollar as a bookmark is cheaper than buying a bookmark
Winter: I think I got to call the hospital
Qibil: hockey more fun when you are fighting over the last Oreo
== Number 2 ==
Kinkajou: hey turtle
Turtle: hey
Kinkajou: I have a problem 
Turtle: what problem 
Kinkajou: I only know 25 letters of the alphabet 
Turtle: how come
Kinkajou: I don’t know Y 
*Laughs
== Number 3 ==
Moon: about peacemaker how many strawberries did he eat 
Turtle: I think 12
Umber: I could eat 10 thousand 
Umber: kidding, just acting like clay
winter: I wish I was some where else
*robot noises 
Qibli: doing a scanning, according to the data the exact number is 24.948662…….
Carnelian: I agree with winter
*dies 
winter: no fair why does she gets to escape 
Kinkajou: I bet 100 thousand, I wrote he has to eat a lot of strawberries everyday.
== Number 4 ==
Moon: I think we are missing something 
Winter: Teamwork?
Turtle: Cohesion?
Qibli: A general sense of what we are doing?
== Number 5 ==
Sunny: Ok lets introduce our selfs moon you go first
moon: my name is moon and I like cheese
*everyone laughs
Turtle: my name is turtle and I love sleeping
*everyone laughs to the ground
Qibli: my name is qibli and I like doing crime
sunny: umm could you change it to something else?
Qibli: like this? I like highway robbing 
sunny: NO! 
== Number 6 ==
Turtle: hey hows the food
Kinkajou: it is great, send compliments to the chef!
Turtle: ok 
*walks in the kitchen 
Turtle: You have beautiful eyes
Peril: thanks 
Peril: I thought no one was going to eat burning mangos 
== Number 7 ==
Qibli: it must be hard not being able to laugh
winter: I do have a sense of humor you know?
Qibli: but I have never seen you laugh
winter: but I haven’t hear you say something funny
== Number 8 ==
Qibli: Where’s your history report?
Winter: I left it at home.
Qibli: You don’t have a home!
Winter: (sarcastically) Yes I do! It’s at the other end of the world, far from you!
Qibli: You’re banished from your home, remember?
Winter: Not my new one! It’s here at Sanctuary…
Nearby Guard: Winter is hereby banished from Sanctuary for leaving his report at his “home”.
Winter: Wha-! Wait, what? You can’t do that!
Guard: (smirking) Oh, but I can. I have permission from every queen. And now, you’re also banished from the library at Jade Mountain for not returning your books on time.
Winter: This is ridiculous!
Qibli: (laughing) Looks like you’re running out of places to be banished from!
== Number 9 ==
sunny: winter do you have anything to say to Qibli?
winter: yes, you are a horrible roommate and I don’t like you
sunny: let’s phrase our sentences like when you do this it makes you feel this 
winter: ok, how do I put it
winter: when you live here, it makes me feel angry 
winter: and you are a horrible roommate and I don’t want to live with you
Qibli: well I just have to say
Qibli: YOUR CAGE TAKES OUT HALF OF MY ROOM
Qibli: and you are a horrible roommate and I don’t want to live with you
*Sunny questions life
sunny: should I cancel school?
== Number 10 ==
Qibil: today I will be filming with winter, say cheese 
winter: get your sticky camera off me
Qibli: we will be playing the drums
*plays the drums at winter
winter: stop drumming 
Qibli: ok
*plays a piano at winter 
‘Winter: no pianos too
Qibil: ok
*2000 instruments later….…
*plays trumpet 
Winter: will you stop annoying me?
Qibli: ok
*hits winter
== Number 11 ==
Sora: I LOVE explosions 
The whole Jade winglet: no you don’t!
*explodes
moon: you made me have to reveal my secret 
Qibli: you made me have to dislike a dragon who I like
Winter: you made me have to protect a mudwing 
Carnelian: you made me die 
Umber: you made me have to escape with my sister 
Umber: let’s go
== Number 12 ==
winter: today I wrote a song called “I hate you dead”
winter: ill sing it
winter: I hate you dead
*points at Turtle
winter: you are already dead
*points at Carnelian
winter: I hate you the most
*points at Qibli 
Qibli: why
Winter: WHY WOULD I TELL YOU
== Number 13 ==
Kinkajou: please cook my marshmallow 
pearl: no
Kinkajou: ok than boil it
pearl: no
Kinkajou: than scorch it
pearl: no
Kinkajou: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
pearl: I want to burn it
Kinkajou: oh here
*hands over the marshmallow 
pearl: thanks 
*burns the marshmallow 
pearl: here clay
clay: thanks
Kinkajou: why 
== Number 14 ==
Turtle: I noticed that jade isn't that valuable compared to gold, silver, copper, and quartz.
Kinkajou: Yes it is! It's so very valuable to me.
Turtle: Why???
Kinkajou: Because you're part of it!
Kinkajou groans
Kinkajou: ANENOME!!!!!
== Number 15 ==
Qibli: welcome back to Qibli logic
Qibli: why are people cutting down bird houses to make bird houses 
winter: why do I have to be part of this stupid conversation 
Qibli: if two mind-readers read each other’s mind then who’s mind are they reading 
Winter: as long as they are not reading my mind…
Qibli: your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips yet you can tip toe but not tip finger
Winter: what are you talking about
Qibli: if tomb is pronounced toom and womb is pronounced woom then why isn’t bomb pronounced boom
winter: we have to stop this
Qibli: DO YOU KNOW THAT ICE CUBES FLOAT ON THEIR OWN BLOOD?
winter: how about you go talk to the ice cubes about that
== Number 16 ==
Kinkajou: Okay, guys! If you were any kind of fruit, what would you be?
Winter: Why are we doing this? We have more important things to focus on.
Qibli: Winter, you'd totally be a lemon. Sour and difficult to deal with, but strangely essential.
Winter: Excuse me?! I'm not sour. I’m... refreshingly cold!
Moon: I think I’d be a pomegranate. It’s hard to get through the outside, but there’s a lot going on inside.
Turtle: I’d be a coconut. Kind of hard on the outside, but—
Kinkajou: And full of secrets on the inside! Wait, I was gonna say you’d be a watermelon—big, sweet, and everyone loves you!
Carnelian: I’d be a durian. Spiky, smelly, and if you don’t like me, that’s your problem.
Qibli: I’d be a banana. I’ve got layers of jokes, and I’m always slipping into trouble.
Winter: Fine, I’ll play. I’m a… what’s the iciest fruit?
Kinkajou: An ice-pop? You can’t even be a fruit. You’re just a popsicle.
Moon: Winter, you’d actually be a blueberry. Cool, distant, but if you let people close enough, you’re really sweet.
Winter: I hate this game.
Turtle: Can we focus on something important now? Like the prophecy?
Qibli: Don't worry, Turtle. If there's trouble, Winter can just glare at it until it freezes solid.
Winter: I’m surrounded by fools.
Kinkajou: But you love us anyway!
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