Foundation S1 E2

YouAreNowDead: Soo... We're here! Area 8. Now lets get in and snatch us some dangerous people for our beatbox battles!
Random Member: Uh... Are you sure we should go ahead with the beatbox battle plan?
YouAreNowDead: Yes. We've got the chance. And we need to get cash money.
Random member: Okay then. But what if somebody dies during productio-
YouAreNowDead: It's fine. We have people to replace them!
Random Member: Well, we are the Bois of Music. One of the most irrelevant GoI's. So yeah. Let's try this.
Random Member #2: Wait- HOW will be get in without getting caught?
YouAreNowDead: Simple. We've made a suit.
[YouAreNowDead pulls out a hand-made security suit]
Random Member #3: Is that going to work? It's poorly mad-
YouAreNowDead: OF COURSE IT'LL FUCKING WORK.
Random Member #3: Oooookay.
YouAreNowDead: Now help me get this fucking thing on.
[Random member #1 and #3 help YouAreNowDead get the hand-made Security Suit on.]
YouAreNowDead: Perfect. They'll never see this shit coming.
Random member #2: Slight problem..
YouAreNowDead: Hmm? What is that?
Random member #2: We didn't forge a Keycard to get INTO the building, even if we get inside somehow, we will not be able to open doors. And if we steal a keycard, we will obviously be caught.
YouAreNowDead: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
[Random Member #3 pulls out a level 5 keycard]
YouAreNowDead: Wait what? Where the fuck you get that?
Random Member #3: It's because of plot powers. And I managed to forge it in time.
YouAreNowDead: Good thing I look like a security chief.
YouAreNowDead: Now time to steal some anomalies for our EPIC BEATBOX BATTLES.
[The Random members lift up YouAreNowDead to a nearby vent, YouAreNowDead then pulls them up.]
YouAreNowDead: Now, I'll need some help with that 1st 002. He's the boss, so he'd be the best choice. Also heard him and his pack are fucking feral, so I won't be shocked if we lose a member or two.
[Because of plot powers, it's nighttime, and the 002 anomalies are sleeping.]
[YouAreNowDead checks his handheld clock.]
YouAreNowDead: Oh wow, look at that. It's night!.
YouAreNowDead: Now, time to open this Iron trapdoor!
[YouAreNowDead smacks the Iron trapdoor open, and hops down into the observatory area in 002's chamber, the rest stay in the vents.]
YouAreNowDead: Alright, you guys enter through the vent system, and try to get him with this convenient Lead that I have. It's fireproof.
[YouAreNowDead tosses the Lead up.]
YouAreNowDead: Alright, go into there, and DON'T DIE!
[The 3 random members crawl through the vents, and then hang from the vent inside 002's chamber
[Random member #1 and# 2 hop over to the window, while Random member #3 makes the mistake of jumping onto the floor, making noise which wakes up the 002 entities.]
Random member #3: ...Help me!
YouAreNowDead: Ah, piss, here goes.
[The 3rd and 9th 002's lunge at him, and Random member #3 screams, as the rest move in and maul him. Random member #1 and #2 remain on the window side, and Random member #1 has the Lead in his hand. After the 002 creatures have gone back to sleep, they throw the lead on the 1st 002. There were actually more than one lead, so he throws 4 more leads on him before YouAreNowDead jumps up into the vent system to capture 007]
[The 1st 002 shouts muffled screams and curses, while the 1st Random member and the 2nd random member drag The 1st 002 up and to the door to the cell's briefing area, and they close it behind them.]
[YouAreNowDead hops down into 007's chamber, with a Lead in his hand. 007 gets up, but he throws multiple leads at him, which number at around 20, which is around enough to make 007, who is still technically sitting, immobile.
[He drags him into the vent system, and they leave the site to wait for them to realize that the 1st MSCP-002 and MSCP-007 are gone. They also leave Book and Quill notes behind, that the Bois of Music were there.]
[A few hours pass by.]
YouAreNowDead: Time for MSCP Beatbox Battles!
YouAreNowDead: Are.. You.. N O W D E A D???
Random Director: CUT! Retry.
Random Director: Take 2: 
 
YouAreNowDead: Are.. You.. Ready.. For.. MSCP YEEEEEETBOX BATTLES.
YouAreNowDead: OH FUCK IT I MEANT BEATBOX NOT YEETBOX! FUCK THIS, RETAKE!
Random Director: Take 3:
 
YouAreNowDead: Are.. You.. Ready.. For.. MSCP BEEEEEEEEATBOX BATTLES.
YouAreNowDead: Hello there, I'm your Ref, YouAreNowDead! And here we are with the first episode of MSCP Beatbox battles! For all of the MSCP GoI universe to see!
MSCP-???: Wait, why the hell are we-
YouAreNowDead: Shut. The. Up.
YouAreNowDead: Now, in this corner, weighting... 1500 pounds.. Has a skin of fire, and will eat anyone alive, while cooking them in his mouth..
YouAreNowDead: He is the boss of the fire eaters, today we have... The 1st MSCP-002 at Area-8!
1st MSCP-002: Hey, I did not sign up for this.. I will burn you alive!-
[YouAreNowDead points to the Random Members who hold buckets of water in their hands.]
YouAreNowDead: In this corner, weighing 850 pounds, has no organs and is made out of strange yellow goo-
MSCP-???: -Angry grunt.-
YouAreNowDead: An-And will kill you if you piss it off! It has anger issue-
MSCP-???: I swear to..
YouAreNowDead: Today we have, MSCP-007!
1st MSCP-002: YOU?? OH I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!
MSCP-007: NOT IF I GET YOU FIRST!
YouAreNowDead: Guys guys! This is a BEATBOX Battle.
MSCP-007: Why is there a ring then?
YouAreNowDead: Reasons.. Now, 002 will be going up first, in 3.. 2.. 1.. GO!
MSCP-002: -Breaths in-
-TO BE CONTINUED..... RIGHT NOW.-
MSCP-002: -Thinking-
[MSCP-002 breaths fire, before starting his beatbox.]
YouAreNowDead: Time for cringe.
MSCP-002: P, PT P P PT, P, PT P P PT, Oh well look who's decided to show up here today. The person who decided to tell an unlucky soulcalled Bob to come to see us. Your probably stuck in your cell crying because everybody's mean to ya.
MSCP-007: HEY! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU-
MSCP-002: A P, PT PT PT PT PT PT PT PT PT PT PT, A P Tsk PT Tsk Tsk Tsk PT, Tsk PT P P Tsk, PT, PT Tsk Tsk Tsk PT Tsk. I wonder why you try to kill everybody who hates you. MSCP-107 you couldn't protect, you couldn't protect yourself either. I see your getting real angry, but you can't kill me, because your a weak fool!
MSCP-007: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD COME HERE!-
MSCP-002: A PT PT PT PT PT PT PT PT PT PT PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT. A HM HM HM HM HM Your a weakling you realize that YEAH!
[MSCP-002 would burst into flames that would engulf the ring, before the fire clears. And the crowd cheers.]
MSCP-007: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU LITTLE AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
YouAreNowDead: Wait wait wait! Your up 007! You can get back at him now!
MSCP-002: He's probably going to fail, knowing him. He'd probably run away.
The crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
MSCP-007: Well I recall you trying to kill me, and you failed. You burned me, yeah. But you think you'd leave a mark? These wounds heal. But your so fragile, you'll be crying back to your pack.
The crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
PlsEndMySuffering: Alright, Captain Dead. We should wrap this up before they begin to fight.
YouAreNowDead: Easy now guys. Now, 007. Your up in 3... 2... 1... GO!
MSCP-007: -Thinking.-
MSCP-007: Hm, Hm. Hm Hm. Hm P Hm P Hm P Hm. C'mon! P, P PT P PT P PT P Tsk, P, P, PT, P PT P PT.
MSCP-007: OH look what he have here, the boss of the Fire Eaters! I see you've come here to fight me verbally, but all your rhymes are shit!
MSCP-002 would growl.
MSCP-007: B, PT, B PT, B, PT T T T, PT, P P P, PT, I see you want to kill me now, but without your pack, you can barely dent me. Seems like your reliant on them to try to kill someone like me, wow, you see to want to be free. But how your attitude is right now, they'd rather you become their new cuisine.
MSCP-007: A PT PT PT PT Tsk, P P P P Tsk, T T T T Tsk, Hm Hm, Hm Hm, your a fire eater, yeah, but your noth-ing without your back, wow!
[MSCP-007 would grab 002 and throw him upwards, and 002 would fall back down and land on the ring, and the crowd would cheer.]
YouAreNowDead: Wow, that was an intense battle between 002 and 007! Now, everybody will be able to vote until the next episode via Book and Quill! Whoever wins this one will go onto the next round! 
MSCP-002 would breath fire at YouAreNowDead, and YouAreNowDead would hop out of the ring.
MSCP-002: Vote me, not this guy! He has nothing on me- Hey!
MSCP-007: Alright. but at least I put up a fight.
MSCP-002: OH COME HERE!
MSCP-007: BRING IT ON!
[MSCP-007 and MSCP-002 would fight in the backround. And YouAreNowDead would hop back into the ring.]
YouAreNowDead: Well, you know what that means! Send your votes in, and I'll see you next time.
YouAreNowDead: Alright, this is YouAreNowDead, and I'll see you next time!
[Outro intensifies.]
MSCP Beat-box battles..
 MSCP Beat-bot battles..
(some time later)
*In the research department*
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: Okay laddies, today we are going to be reviewing MSCP-039. We'll need some volunteers...
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] NowISuck: Wait, isn't MSCP-039 the-
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: Death from above? Correct!
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] EpicBeatBoxBattleFan: But this can only mean one thing?
Dr. Sun waltz into the room with her usual unsettling smile and a piece of mint chocolate in her hand. 
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: Greetings!~ Sorry for being late- I was looking at the live stream of a very interesting...beat box battle. Ahem. I certainly hope you have the right sense of humour~ Though, has foundation security gotten so bad that a D-Class member knows the anomolies like the back of their hands? I'm certainly glad I'm not the one who trained those garbage...
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: Alright, D-Class. Try your best to make a GOOD joke, or else, ehehehe...
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] NowISuck: Um... uh... so, uh... yeah, uh... my dick is nonexistent.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: (Pauses eating mint chocolate to stare disaprovingly at the D-Class) Tch- seriously? That was your best try at saving your own life?
Dr. Pepper and the other doctors are on the floor laughing. When there is a loud crash they stand up again.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: What was that.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: MSCP-039 didn't seem to like the joke. I can see why. I can also see that it is an anvil of culture.
MSCP-039 is in the middle of a pool of blood and miscellaneous body parts.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: Regardless! Luck seems to be in my favor- I've been looking for kidneys to feed the MSCPs...getting them fresh is slightly harder now that I can't bet or trade. Then again, it still isn't that hard considering how D-Class members aconsidered just a disposable resource by most...Ahahaha.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: Er... okay...
(On the other side of the building)
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] DadI'mBored: Hey Joe, guess what.
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] Joe: What.
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] DadI'mBored: Ur butt. HAHAHHAHAHAH-
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] Joe: You are a D-Class for a good reason.
MSCP-032 drops out of the sky onto DadI'mBored, splattering his entrails everywhere and making a general bloody mess.
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] Joe: NOOOOOOOOO-
|D-Class| [MSCP Foundation] Joe: I just cleaned up Randy last week, and now I have to clean up him. Ugh.
(Elsewhere)
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: Great. Some imbecile made a bad joke while MSCP-032 was released.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: The D-Class make the worst jokes. It's probably smashing somebody over there.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: To be honest with you? I think whoever they are, they probably deserved to die...oh well. 
They run down the hallway quickly, looking each way before going in an intersection.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: Do we have enough time for this? It's not like we're jaywalking, you know. 
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: But ma'am, we might crash-
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: Do I look like I care-
*A D-Class comes rushing by with some paperwork and tramples a doctor*
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: See, I told you!
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: -about the lives of others? Also, since when did we start using D-Class members as paperwork delivering methods? That's quite an idiotic idea that's bound to cause chaos...actually, on second thought- I support this method of delivery.
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Pepper: ...now let us fly.
As they run by, they pass by the O5 break room.
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster: Hold up, what's going on out there
|O5-6| [MSCP Foundation] Robloxian1662: No clue. But these donuts, son, amirite?
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster: Don't call me son or I will cut out your intestines and choke you with them.
|O5-6| [MSCP Foundation] Robloxian1662: . . .
|O5-13| [MSCP Foundation] MinecraftPastaWriter: Woah woah woah, hold on a minute here. Let's just cool ourselves, huh?
Both of them turn on MPW
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster (inching closer): I never liked your banners anyway...
|O5-6| [MSCP Foundation] Robloxian1662 (ditto): And your logos are retarded...
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster (pulls out machete slowly): Yeah...
|O5-13| [MSCP Foundation] MinecraftPastaWriter: WOAH HOLD ON THERE A MINUTE CHIEF-
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun (walks in, sees everything, then pauses, walking back out very cheerfully): -sorry, please continue with whatever violence that was about to occur. I'd some some more fresh buckets of human flesh! Or you can, you know, stop behaving like a bunch of kindergarteners and actually do something productive...not like you guys will ever actually do that. But I prefer the former option over the latter. In fact, wait while I go get my popcorn...
Everybody stands up very respectfully
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster (puts away machete slowly): Do you...need something from us?
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun : *Bites off a piece of mint chocolate disdainfully* Why else would I want to be here instead of tormenting others?
|O5-13| [MSCP Foundation] MinecraftPastaWriter (very quickly): What is it you need? :)
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster: Yeah, whatever it is, I'll do it :D
|O5-6| [MSCP Foundation] Robloxian1662: No, I will XD
*All three start fighting*
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: Do you all want to become fresh organ buckets? If that is the case, I don't really mind...
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster: . . .
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: Anyways, there's only six lines left for this episode so...
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: Make it count! ^_^
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster: Now wait are we gonna do this on another cliffhanger without even mentioning our previous one?
|O5-6| [MSCP Foundation] Robloxian1662: Bananas are berries ayeeeeeeeeee-
|O5-6| [MSCP Foundation] MinecraftPastaWriter (pulls out knife slowly): Now wait that is my phrase...
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster (pulls out metal pipe slowly): And that second one is mine...
|Researcher| [MSCP Foundation] Dr. Sun: (Interestedly chewing mint chocolate while looking on) Oh yes please do some pointless violence-
|O5-6| [MSCP Foundation] MinecraftPastaWriter: LAST LINE I WIN HAHAHHA
|O5-3| [MSCP Foundation] FoxofJudyFoster: Fuck you.
|O5-6| [MSCP Foundation] MinecraftPastaWriter: Wait hold on HOW DID YOU CIRCUMVENT THE LIMIT-
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