Susan Clark

Susan Clark -- a handsome, handsome woman. Handsome -- are you kidding me?! I haven't seen an Adam's apple that prominent since that time I opened up for Bette Midler at the bathhouses.
Now, I'm not saying Susan Clark is unattractive, not by any stretch of the imagination. But I hear she made an onion cry. She looked out the window one day on the set of Webster and they arrested her for mooning. I once went to a Halloween party, and people were dressed as her.
She's a man, baby!
Austin Powers -- a great movie. Saw it twice. And Mike Myers -- what a performer.