Jack Horner (Brit'N'Game Jamie)

Jack Horner is an unlockable fighter in The Fighting Game of Everything.
==Bio==
All little Jack Horner wanted was a little attention - no, a LOT of attention. He grew up to become “Big” Jack Horner, the depraved CEO of a pie factory and a crime boss who steals artifacts and weapons from the fairy tales in his world. But no matter what he has, it isn’t enough. He’s determined to gain all the magic in the world, which will deprive all fairy tale beings the very stuff that people flocked over and ignored him for. Aided by his sacrificial Baker’s Dozen, and an ethical bug who is futilely trying to find any good in him, Horner will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
==Pros and Cons==
===Pros===
*Excellent ranged fighter
*Versatile moveset that can confuse his opponent
*Baker’s Dozen can be quite useful
*X-Factor can be a major win condition
===Cons===
*Needs practice with all specials to be a good main
*Average health for a larger character
*Close-range combat is lacking
*Slow speed and poor agility
*Baker’s Dozen will become unusable if he burns through all 12 of them
== Costumes ==
* Purple Suit (Default)
* Childhood Appearance (White shirt and purple overalls)
* Shrek colour scheme (Green hair, white shirt, brown jacket and pants)
==Throws==
FORWARD: Jack draws Excalibur, still stuck to its stone, and swings it into the opponent’s gut, dealing critical damage and launching them across the stage.BACKWARD: The Serpent Sisters appear behind the opponent and grab them by their arms. Jack grabs the opponent’s face and casually tosses them behind him, signalling the sisters to leave.
==Specials==
===Spear of Poseidon===
Jack pulls out Poseidon’s trident from his bag, aims it, and throws it like a javelin while the Ethical Bug cowers. The effectiveness of this move will depend on whether the light, medium or heavy attack button is pushed.LIGHT: Jack pathetically throws the trident, which doesn’t make it so much as a few meters across the stage and immediately hits the ground. It deals decent damage, though.MEDI: Jack throws the trident into the air, after which it lands on the ground. It covers about half of the stage and deals moderate damage if it catches the opponent.HEAVY: Jack throws the trident with all the strength he can muster. It goes in a straight line, travels fast, and deals major damage. If the opponent is close enough to the edge of the stage, it will even trap them there for a while. Best used from a distance.This move has a 8 second cool-down.
===The Noble Phoenix===
Jack unveils a beautiful-looking phoenix with yellow and red feathers, making the Ethical Bug smile fondly… only to instantly start choking her and causing her to profusely breathe fire, using her as an improvised flamethrower and shocking the Bug. Any unfortunate opponent caught in the fire will suffer damage and a burn effect. The phoenix never runs out of fire, but her breath cannot be chained or cancel projectiles, making it unreliable to spam.
===Unicorn Horn===
Jack loads a baby unicorn’s horn into a crossbow, pulls it back, and fires it like an arrow. If it makes contact with the opponent, it seemingly does nothing… until it explodes into confetti after 2 seconds’ delay, damaging the opponent. Jack can chain this up to 5 times, and if he does, they all explode immediately on impact instead of having a delay. The most horns Jack can carry on him is indeed 5, and each one has a 5 second cool-down.
===The Baker's Dozen===
Jack whistles, and a member of his Baker’s Dozen appears on the stage, brandishing either a bakery tool (such as a rolling pin or a whisk) or blade as a weapon. They go to attack the opponent and are capable of doing decent damage, but are fragile enough to go down in a few hits - they can even be taken out by misplaced attacks by Jack himself, prompting an angry response (“My shot was off!” or “Come on, you walked into that one!”). Jack can summon up to 3 members of his Baker’s Dozen on the stage at a time, and if he burns through all 12, he cannot summon them again throughout the entire match.
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==X-Factor==
===Eat Me===
Jack picks up a cookie with a tag that reads “Eat Me” and scarfs it down. After burping out the tag, he quickly grows to the size of a giant. For the rest of the round, his voice lines become deeper and he essentially becomes a boss character: his attack power is doubled, he gains a higher health bar (how much health he does have left multiplied by 4x), and he can cover far more space with his melee attacks, compensating for his slow speed. The 2 drawbacks of this move are the removal of Jack’s specials, and his greater size means a bigger hitbox. This is a high-risk, high-reward X-Factor.
If he wins in his giant form, it will carry over to the next round should there be one. If he wins the match in this form, he will take a bottle tagged “Drink Me”, drop the contents onto his tongue, and shrink back to his normal size. If he loses in this form, he will collapse with a thud that shakes the stage, flattening his nanny bag under his weight.
==Player Objective==
===Playing as Jack===
The player should aim to mix-up Jack’s attacks and specials as much as they can so the opponent cannot keep up, although they need to be wary of what they use, due to cooldowns and the potential of running out of a certain object.
===Vs Jack===
The player might need to get out of the corner that Jack traps them in, either by retaliating with their own ranged attacks, or escaping and blocking his specials before punishing him up-close. Recommended fighters to beat Jack may be faster and proficient in close-quarters combat (Knuckles and The Scout, for instance).
==Animations==
===Entrance===
A cartridge, resembling a tank and ridden by unicorns with their horns chopped off rolls on-screen, Jack at the head. He jumps off the cartridge, nanny bag in hand, and faces the opponent with the Ethical Bug quickly following him and landing on his shoulder.
===Stance===
Jack brandishes a magic staff as a rifle while staring the opponent down, while the Ethical Bug watches fearfully.
===Taunts===
#Jack holds up a crystal ball, him and the Ethical Bug both looking at a vision of Jack gaining all magic with contrasting reactions (Jack is gleeful, and the Bug is horrified).
#Jack sticks his thumb in a pie, pulls out a plum and says “What a good boy am I!” The Ethical Bug looks directly at the camera, dumbfounded.
#Jack holds up the golden Midas hand as a method of tricking the opponent, as the Ethical Bug pleads them not to touch it.
===Victory===
Jack throws his hands onto his chest and laughs at the opponent’s misfortune, while the Ethical Bug stares at the opponent, then him in horror.
===Time-Up Loss===
Jack growls as his face starts to turn red with rage, while the Ethical Bug, finally realizing that Jack is irredeemable, throws down his hat and flies away.
==Quotes==
Ethical Bug: Jack, I believe it’s important to use words before throwing fists first. Jack: A man like me needs his exercise, you know. [Entrance]Jack: Nothing’s going to stop Big Jack from getting his wish! Ethical Bug: Jack, what have you done!? [Win]Ethical Bug: You just beat up someone! Don’t you feel any remorse? Jack: (mocking tone) I’m sorry, what does “remorse” mean? [Results]Jack: Ooooh, what does this thing do? [Activating X-Factor]Jack: Do my work for me! [When switched in]Jack: Okay, you walked right into that one. [Tag in when an ally is defeated]Ethical Bug: They’re both down, Jack! Jack: So? This is about ME! [Tag in when both allies are defeated]Jack: Could you be so useful? [Calling assist]Ethical Bug: I have a bad feeling about this, Jack. [After performing assist]Jack: My wish… Ethical Bug: Jack, you’re terrible… [Defeated by a light attack]Jack: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? I MEAN, WHAT SPECIFICALLY!? [Defeated by a heavy attack]Jack: OH, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TELEGRAPHED IT! [Alternate defeat quote]
===Quotes to Specific Characters===
ENTRANCE QUOTESEthical Bug: You wouldn’t harm a child, would you, Jack? Jack: Yes. I’d kill one, in fact. Why? [vs Angry Kid, Bart Simpson or Johnny Test]Jack: I love my eggs done extra well, doctor. Ethical Bug: Jack, leave the man alone! He’s too old to fight you! [vs Eggman or Paramount Eggman]Jack: You want my heart? Very funny of you to think I have one. Ethical Bug: It’s gotta be somewhere in ya, Jack… [vs Joker or Queen]Jack: I. Hate. Talking. Fairy Tale. ANIMALS! Ethical Bug: Aw, geez… I’m terribly sorry about this, critter. [vs Knuckles]Jack: Very cool staff, kid. Ethical Bug: That’s a palisman, Jack. You need to find out what your greatest wish is to bond with- Jack: My greatest wish is to have all magic. Now GIMME! [vs Luz]Jack: How can you not like my pies? We cook every batch to the best quality they can be! Ethical Bug: Have you ever washed that thumb of yours, Jack? Jack: There’s no such thing as a health code in my factory. [vs Nikocado Avocado]Jack: You see? Even this pig-faced plumber can run his own business! Ethical Bug: Really? Then I could instead give you both tips for ethical business practices! [vs Wario]
VICTORY QUOTESJack: I hate itty-bitty snot-nosed children. Ethical Bug: I suppose he needs some form of discipline, but assaulting him!? [vs Angry Kid, Bart Simpson or Johnny Test]Jack: I’ll be taking your machine now, thank you! Ethical Bug: Jack, you don’t need a giant, land-polluting machine. Your cartridge is all you could need to reach your wish! Jack: Agree to disagree! [vs Eggman]Ethical Bug: I don’t think he was a fairy tale animal, Jack. Jack: Well, I still don’t get it! I’ve been able to talk the whole time! [vs Knuckles]Jack: Calm down, kid. I’ll save a little magic for your friends… about .01% of it! Ethical Bug: Oh, unbelievable, Jack! Jack: .02%, then. [vs Luz]Jack: My pies will counteract all the other garbage you’ve eaten. Ethical Bug: Maybe I could help him get his life back on track instead… [vs Nikocado]Jack: With your emerald, I will achieve power far greater than all magic in the world! THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED! Ethical Bug: He’s gone mad with power. It’s over for all of us, isn’t it? [vs Paramount Eggman]Jack: Nice to see a man of culture continue to hold his grudge against others! You and I are gonna get along swimmingly. Ethical Bug: Until you sacrifice him, that is. [vs Waluigi]Jack: I could pay you your weight in gold. Ever heard of the Midas touch? Ethical Bug: NO! DON’T TOUCH IT! [vs Wario]
==Gallery==
File:Little jack horner.jpeg|Little Jack Horner (basis for costume 2)
==Trivia and Notes ==
* When defeated in his normal form in a final round after he’s been defeated or has used his X-Factor in a previous round, Jack topples over and falls into his magic bag while the Ethical Bug flies away instead of collapsing. The opponent then closes the bag, trapping him as he cries his alternate defeat quote.
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