The Deck of Disaster

The Deck of Disaster was a powerful magic deck found by Rat.
== History ==
Not much is known about the actual origin of the deck, except that each card is a very powerful spell.
Rat acquired it through dubious means, only to have it mostly stolen from him in turn. This leads to the events in the Deck of Disaster arc, as he enlists the help of Markus, Gregor, Aesling, and Kier in order to retrieve them. Upon acquiring the rest of the cards, the group decides to burn the completed Deck instead. But who knows just how many Rat may still have in his possession.
== Abilities ==
Each card has a specific ability that is activated when read aloud.
* The Void: (Description: I am empty. The color of Nothing suffuses my soul. I am dyed by those around me. I trade my talents for theirs.) Curses the holder to swap abilities with the person standing to their left at random intervals. This includes, but is not limited to, magical, physical, and inventive abilities. During the Deck of Disaster arc, Ashe drew this card.
* The Oracle: (Description: I am wisdom. The Blinded Word. I promise new knowledge of the known.) Grants the holder a "tome of infinite knowledge". Upon returning the card to the deck, the previous holder keeps the book, but it does not work anymore. During the Deck of Disaster arc, Gregor drew this card. In Gregor's case, the only thing written in the book afterwards is the word "Peanut Butter" over and over again, which is featured in the book at the intro of each episode.
* The Father: (Description: I am the muse. The river that guides Poets to the Page, Bards to the harp. I am rhyme, rhythm, Humor.) Requires the holder to speak only in rhymes and shout only puns, or be subject to the whim of the universe by being zapped by a random magical effect. During the Deck of Disaster arc, Markus drew this card.
* The Maiden: (Description: I am gifted with FANTASTIC hair!) Gifts the holder with "FANTASTIC hair!". During the Deck of Disaster arc, Kyr drew this card.
* Farce: (Description: I am a living Joke.) Allows the holder to alter reality in small, but significant ways. The only limitation of the card is that the change be within one letter of the target. During the Deck of Disaster arc, Ballast McGee's brother used this card.
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