Bradley Coopite

* Bradley Coopite is the gemsona of famous Hollywood actor Bradley Cooper. The reason he was created is currently unknown, but he exists I guess.
* He is the son of Shrek and an unknown motherly figure. All his siblings have died somehow, most likely murdered or experimented on. How does he have family, he's a gemsona? Nobody knows. Bradley Cooper isn't good at this sort of thing.
* He might be gay.