Gelman for Hire 4: 711

== Cast ==
Gelman-Joey
Ashley A and Dark Kimi-Emma
Dark Tommy Pickles-Simon
Bowser Jr-Brian
Dark Chuckie Finster and Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas
Dark Phil DeVille and Socrates Papadopoulos-Lee
Dark Lil DeVille-Samantha
Eleni Papadopoulos and Emme-Salli
Bjorn Gunnarsson-Liam
Grace Gunnarsson-Emily
Hector Burns-Hugh
Justin and I-Steven
== Plot ==
Dark Phil and Lil DeVille are going to support Gelman for this job, but Grace is not supposed to ground Bjorn along with Hector.
== Transcript ==
Gelman: I can't believe I got fired three times, but I was lucky that I got some of my payment after pointing out someone's stolen car. Where should I work next? I know. I will work at 711.
At 711...
Dark Tommy Pickles: Okay, can my friends Dark Chuckie, Dark Phil and Dark Lil watch you?
Gelman: Okay, and Bowser Jr, you do your job at the security cameras.
Bowser Jr: Okay.
Ashley A walks in.
Gelman: Welcome to 711. What can I get you?
Ashley A: I would like to have 60 sodas, 240 waters, 80 slices of pizza and 10 cracker packs.
Gelman: Hold on! Let me stop you right there! You are not getting 60 sodas, 240 waters, 80 slices of pizza and 10 cracker packs because it's too expensive!
Ashley A: I know they're expensive, but they're not just for me, you know. They're for my friends Ashley B, Ashley Q, Ashley T, King Bob, Tara, Jordan, Jerome, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy. Altogether, we would be having a six pack sodas, a 24-pack water and one cracker pack each. Even though there's ten whole pizzas, King Bob is going to cut it into eight slices so that everybody could get a slice of the whole thing.
Gelman: Order less or else I'm calling the police!
Ashley A: Screw you! I'm going to another 711!
Dark Kimi Finster comes in.
Gelman: Welcome to 711. What can I get you?
Dark Kimi Finster: I would like to have an extra sweet iced tea please.
Gelman: It's on the house.
Dark Kimi Finster: What does that mean?
Gelman: It's my way of saying that it's free.
Dark Kimi Finster: Thanks for giving me the item for free. Anyways, can I watch you during your next job?
Gelman: Okay and who are you? My name is Leo Gelman, but you can call me by my surname.
Dark Kimi Finster: I'm Dark Kimi Finster. My brother Dark Chuckie is looking forward to seeing me in your next shift.
Dark Chuckie Finster's voice: I'm so excited.
Dark Kimi Finster: That's good to hear.
Dark Phil DeVille's voice: Hey Dark Kimi, can you sit next to me and my twin sister?
Dark Lil DeVille's voice: We always want to be together.
Dark Kimi Finster: At Gelman's next job I will. Anyways, I'd better be going.
Dark Kimi Finster leaves.
Gelman (to the viewers): Did you see that? Dark Kimi Finster is going to be watching me at my next job. Anyways, back to serving customers.
Lieutenant Griswald comes in.
Gelman: Welcome to 711. How can I help you?
Lieutenant Griswald: I would like to have 6 packs of Tostitos, 36 Cokes, and 72 A&W root beers.
Gelman: Wait a minute! You're not getting 6 packs of Tostitos, 36 Cokes, and 72 A&W root beers!
Lieutenant Griswald: The 6 packs of Tostitos, 36 Cokes, and 72 A&W root beers are not just for me. My wife Madge and my son Gus and I are invited to the LaMaise's household to watch Match of the Day so that means Gus, Madge, Cornchip Girl, her parents and I are going to have one pack of Tostitos, a six pack of Coke, and a 12 pack of A&W root beer. 
Gelman: Order less or leave!
Lieutenant Griswald: Screw you! I'm going somewhere else!
Socrates Papadopoulos and his daughter come in.
Socrates Papadopoulos: Hey! Aren't you that same guy who gave me a nosebleed and called me the R-Word?
Eleni Papadopoulos: And aren't you that same guy who threatened to break my jaw?
Gelman: No, that was another guy.
Socrates Papadopoulos: Anyways, we would like to have 60 doughnuts please.
Gelman: Wait a minute! You're not getting 60 doughnuts!
Eleni Papadopoulos: The 60 doughnuts are not for us, you know. They're also for my mom, my sister Susie and my brother Dean. In addition, Dean, Susie and I are triplets.
Gelman: Now I'm confused. Lynn and Diane are twins, but you, Susie and Dean are triplets.
Eleni Papadopoulos: That's because they were born together and so were Dean, Susie and I.
Gelman: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Being born together is funny!
Eleni Papadopoulos: Dad, can we just go because this employee is making fun of me for being a triplet?
Socrates Papadpoulos: Fine.
Bjorn Gunnarsson comes.
Gelman: Welcome to 711. How can I help you?
Bjorn: I would like to have 10 cheeseburgers.
Gelman: Are you too old for cheeseburgers?
Bjorn: I am not too old so please give me 10 cheeseburgers.
Gelman: No, you're old for cheeseburgers.
Bjorn: If you say I'm too old for cheeseburgers one more time, I'm going to beat you up!
Dark Tommy Pickles: Hey! You don't EVER threaten to beat up Gelman!
Dark Chuckie Finster: If you lay one finger on Gelman, you're dead meat!
Dark Phil DeVille: We're warning you!
Dark Lil DeVille: If you lay one finger on Gelman, you're toast!
Justin: I have to agree with them!
Bjorn: Stay out of this Dark Tommy, Dark Chuckie, Dark Phil, Dark Lil and Justina! No one was talking to you!
Gelman: Old old old old old old! This guy is too old for cheeseburgers!
Bjorn: That's it! You asked for it!
Gelman (Trixie Tang's voice): SECURITY!
Bowser Jr: Oh no, you don't!
Bjorn: Huh?
Bowser Jr: Gotcha!
Bjorn: Hey! Let go of me! Put me down and unhand me you stupid old man! I hate you! I want my daddy!
Bowser Jr: Seriously? You're not even my son and I'm calling your sister and her boyfriend to pick you up right now!
Back at the Gunnarsson house...
Grace: Bjorn, we can't believe you tried to beat up Gelman at 711?
Bjorn: But Grace and Hector, it was actually his fault. He said I was too old for cheeseburgers when I wasn't. Then, Dark Tommy, Dark Chuckie, Dark Phil, Dark Lil and even Justin started interfering.
Grace: We don't care if Justin is on your side or not and we can't even believe you called him Justina. You know Justin doesn't like being called Justina or Justine, and it's a good thing Bowser Jr stopped you and called us immediately to pick you up, and you're lucky he didn't call the police to arrest you for trying to threaten Gelman.
Hector: And you know what? You are grounded grounded grounded for 8 days. Go upstairs to your room right now.
Back at 711...
Emme: Gelman, I can't believe you were rude to the customers by not giving them what they asked for especially to my best friend Eleni. That's it. You're fired and you're also banned from coming to this 711. Get out now.
Gelman and his gang walk out.
Me: Unbelievable. Gelman hasn't acted this way in front of his customers.
Emme: I know that. I'm sure he's banned from coming to this 711. If Preston comes to this 7-11, he will see a nicer employee. 
Me: Preston, as in Preston Stafford?
Emme: Not Preston Stafford, my brother Preston, and you're friends with him as well. 
Me: Going to group session with him is the best part. But will Grace and Hector get grounded for grounding Bjorn? Find out next time. 
== Trivia ==
The audio featuring Trixie Tang shouting, "SECURITY" from the Fairly Oddparents episode Information Stupor Highway was used as an audio when Gelman calls in Bowser Jr to stop Bjorn from attacking him.
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