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== Seth Dixon ==
Seth "Black Jesus" Dixon is a Bulgarian-English cross breed hybrid who was born in Slough, England. At the age of 4 he moved to Nessebar with his father John and his sister Isla. At the age of 8, he fell in love with football whilst playing in the mean streets of Bulgaria. At the age of 9, He was signed by CSKA Sofia and was forced to move to the Bulgarian capital, leaving his family to live in a cattle shed with a hobgoblin and a rattlesnake. At the age of 12, he broke into the first team after reportedly scoring 2 million goals in 62 games for the CSKA youth academy. 
== Career ==
=== Hashtag United ===
On 25th September 2020, 'The Ginger Dix' broke lock down rules and moved to England to play for the Pinfold Pumas Reds after falling out with the then manager, Stamen Belchev. After a few months with the reds, he sustained a fractured knee whilst playing on his Wii U. after months out taking time to recover, he figured he was too good for the reds as they were going through a rough patch, and so he joined Elsecar Main FC for £30. He instantly became a fan favourite, being dubbed 'The Ginger Cannavaro' After 33 appearances for Elsecar, he decided to follow his heart and join The Pinfold Reds biggest rivals, Pinfold Greens. He instantly became a fixed starter and a crucial player, Being used as a right back and a centre half, and even filled in as a 6 at times. He has made the free kick duty his own, scoring 3 in his 9 month stint at the club. In January of 2023, Dixon sadly transferred to the tags for a club record fee of £72.50. He made his debut against east thurrock F.C, and he didn't fail to deliver, scoring a hat-trick . with the third goal being a thunderbastard from the halfway line. 
On February 2nd, Dixon was called up to the Bulgaria national team, at a record breaking age of 14. He declined this offer, as he wanted to play football at club level, and cricket at international level. His mother, Rachel, has Pakistani origin, and so he one day believes he can be called up to the squad.
== Style of play ==
The player he is most like is Calum Patterson, not in the sense that he plays like him, but in the sense that he's a massive shithouse. Some hate him, and others love him. In terms of play style, he is similar to the likes of Lewis Kershaw and Logan Brailsford.
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