Esther P

==Overview==
Esther P is a dairy advocate with Texas Dairy Forever.
==Detailed Biography==
Esther P works for Texas Dairy Forever and arrived after smelling a lack of dairy products wafting from the studio door. She has a truck full of Texas dairy products and is traveling around the city unloading product by the pallet for anyone interested. When the DJs point out they have some dairy products on the table, she dismisses them as "reeking of Wisconsin cow," and further explains that her goal is to raise awareness of the danger of midwest cattle. She also won't explain why, but says that the milk cult in Buda no longer exists. The DJs are also pretty certain her last name is Partridge. She gives them 12 pallets of shelf-stable dairy.
Esther picks out a couple cheese-themed songs, but when the DJs show a dislike for the selections, she quickly blames her interns for choosing the music. She details that she grew upon the only dairy farm in west Texas, which was operated by her parents, Martha and Fred P. As a child, she slept in the barn with the cows for comfort and warmth, thus fostering her passion for dairy. She did not go to college, and she is selling "Dairy Freak" stickers for those interested.
Esther later explains that the Texas dairy she is promoting has all come from wild boars, and that she cannot legally sell it, hence all the product being free. She operates a wild boar sanctuary, where they harvest the milk – also known as blooming – through a cuddling technique that involves microwaved towels and cotton blankets. She is a frequent attendee of conferences including Women in Milk and Dames for Dairy.
==Appearances==
Thanksgiving Marathon