Optimus Prime and Ratchet versus Heavy and Medic

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Optimus Prime and Ratchet versus Heavy and Medic is the fifth battle of the third season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the thirty-fifth battle overall.
== Battle Information ==
AccordionChick as Optimus Prime
ZombieLicker as Ratchet
MaNCHA as Heavy
Pool as Medic
Beat by Kustom Beats
Released on September 3, 2014
== Note ==
Optimus Prime and Heavy are in bold
Ratchet and Medic are in italics
== Lyrics ==
=== UBER RAP BATTLES OF FICTION ===
=== OPTIMUS PRIME AND RATCHET ===
=== VS ===
=== HEAVY AND MEDIC ===
=== BEGIN! ===
Transformers:Let the games begin, now let’s see what we’ve gotten intoA Communist and a Nazi? What is this, World War 2?I bring justice to just crush you into human dustFeel the rain of your blood without starting to rust!I’m the Prime example of why I’m the Optimal leader!You mercenaries be wary of this Transforming Double Feature!With our Sentry guns spinning you guys have got no chance!So we’ll leave you for dead and we won’t call the ambulance
RED Team:The battle begins now! Is Mann vs Machine!Prepare for your extermination! You’re gonna get creamed!When you fly through the air like handicapped BumblebeeI’ll make a Solemn Vow to crush both of you pussiesYou do well to remember not to mess with my SashaEradicate you to extinction, I’ll spark ya’ and crash ya’Zis aluminum scum couldn't transform into a emcee!Vat else vould you expect from a Michael Bay movie?
Transformers:It’s time to roll out and show these humans that they’re awryRatchet, you see, these raps are more than meets the eyeHow you gonna mess with us, we surely weigh over a tonI’m not sure what to think of how you sleep next to your gun!You’ll become my nemesis as you’re gibbed to tiny partsCuz it’s obvious your intelligence was stolen from the start!Make us both happy, boys, I dare you to rage quit!Because this sick twisted Medic isn’t at all Hippocratic!You’ll think you have won till’ we rise to make historya Revenge of the Fallen which precedes flawless victory
RED Team:It’s team time, doctor!I am fully charged!Charge me!Good to go!Is good time to run, cowards! I am bulletproof!With a Kritzkrieg Blitzkreig we’ll shoot you to ze Dark of ze MoonPunch you and crunch you and make metal man Sandvich!Shut up your Decepti-cunts vith an Overdose of anguishYou think you could beat me but you feel shame, yes?You’ll Quickly get Fixed when you mess with the Ubermensch!Transformers!This wasn't your victory in disguise!Kamerad, zat vas doktor-assisted homicide!
=== WHO WON? ===
=== WHO'S NEXT? ===
=== YOU DECIDE! ===
=== UBER RAP BATTLES (You're a great doctor!) OF FICTION (laughing) ===
== Trivia ==
TBA
Category:Season 3
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