Replaceable You/Quotes

:Roz Davis: Your laughs are like strawberry wine.
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:Roz Davis: Who told you?!
:Homer: I won't say, but his initials are S.F.
:Roz Davis: Stupid Flanders!
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:Homer: You're my personal savior.
:Ned Flanders: Thank you, but I don't approve...
:Homer: Hail Flanders, mightier than Jesus.
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:Homer: She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.
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:Professor Frink: Sorry, Ms. Wyoming. I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons some other night.
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:Homer: If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.
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:Homer: Marge, get my seal cub, the big one!
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:Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
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:Milhouse: I really need that cootie shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
:Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
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:(Martin is hanging by his underwear; Bart knocks him down with his slingshot)
:Martin Prince: Nice shot.
:Bart: Not really. I was aiming for your left teste.
:Martin Prince: Testes.
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:Martin Prince: Bully, Bart! Bully!
:Bart: Bully? Where? Is it Nelson?
:Martin Prince: No, Bart. It's an expression. It means "Good job".
:Bart: Oh.
:(Camera pans to show Nelson in the room)
:Nelson: Who hast summoned me?
:(Martin and Bart cower in fear)
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:Bart: And best of all, I got the funding for the Homer Humiliator.
:(Cut to Homer standing by the Homer Humiliator, which hits him in the face with a pie and kicks him in the groin)
:Homer: Oh, why would a Homer Humiliator do this to me?
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:Homer: I learned something today. Did you know that my work is the reason I get those checks every week? And now that I've been demoted, those checks have gotten smaller. Not in physical size, but in...
:Marge: I know!
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