Rat Race

Ben King-In order to fight  Zinyak we need to do three tasks for him.
Mademoiselle Lebeau-What the f*** ?
Lebeau then went into a profanity laced tirade.'
Quan Chi-Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Ben King-Is there any reason why your here?
Quan Chi-No
Quan Chi then went through a portal back to the Netherrealm.
Carlos-Where is Zinyak?
Ben King-Who are you?
Carlos-My name is Carlos
Carlos pointed to his shorts which had his name on them.
Ben King-Oh yeah the boss told me about you.
Kinzie-He is hot in that purple tank top
Carlos blushed.
Kinzie-I'm Kinzie
Carlos-I'm Carlos nice to meet you Kinzie.
Lebeau and Pierce walked off towards Zinyaks lair deep within the mountains.
30 minutes later
Pierce-Finally we arrived woah wait isn't that Shogo Akuji what is he doing here?
Shogo-Pierce Washington?
Pierce-What?
Shogo-Thank god your here Zinyak kidnapped my father
Pierce-Why should we care? 
Shogo-I'm sorry about Aisha I wanna wipe it all under the rug.
Pierce-Johnny what are you doing here?
Johnny Gat-I decided to join you Carlos and Ms.Lebeau here.
Pierce-You see Shogo.
Johnny Gat-Yes and I ain't too happy about it.
Pierce-He said he was sorry about Aisha
Johnny Gat-You know Aisha is alive right?
Shogo-Oh right.
They then walked towards the Inner Sanctum chamber.
Shogo-There he is.
Zinyak-You three have arrived.
Shogo-Let go of my father you uncultured swine
Zinyak-I don't think so first you must do three things.
Shogo-Name your price you twisted fiend.
Zinyak-First you help me put my Oni slave back into their cage.
Ms.Lebeau easily used her telekinesis to put all 40 Onis back in their cage.
Zinyak-You must pleasure my client who will come through these doors at any moment.
Just then The General came through the door creating an awkward moment.
Ms.Lebeau seductively gave the general a lap dance.
Zinyak-Now you must beat me in Mortal Kombat.
Pierce-I hope Ed Boon doesn't sue you.
Zinyak-Ed Boon can kiss my alien butt.
Ms.Lebeau beat the crap out of Zinyak causing his head to exlpode.
Meanwhile everyone was teleported out of the arena.