Germany

Germany is the country where the modern evils came from, and where the most evil ideologies came from. This is all due to German Idealism in which Germans commit to an insane imaginary humanity-saving idea that goes against human nature. This nation caused a handful of people to go ahead and destroy Western Culture and eliminate the once popular Christianity from the mainstream. Some good things come from Germany, like the Panzer IV, but that's it. The entire German culture is poison, literally. And when it is combined with the American habits of freedom, live and let live, and retreatism rampant mental illness becomes institutionalized and a core part of Western values. 
Some guys have been vocal about the threat of the Germans in their time such as Dr. Seuss, Napoleon Bonaparte, Leon Trotsky, Donut Visionary, and Yuri Bezmenov, however no one cared every time. And it's not like anyone will ever care because the crimes of whom the Leftists agree with will always be ignored and scrubbed under the rug by the people in power because they sponsor that crap and seek to destroy the West from within by sowing discord among the joes and secretly taking power and slowly replacing Capitalism, Democracy, and Common Sense with their Marxist counterparts. 
After World War IV, the world saw the rise of the festering society of the VHEMT, a secret society founded in Italy by Benito Mussolini, who have been pulling the strings of the decline of Western everything since the 1910s and have been advisers to societies who opposed America and Normalcy. VHEMT is the furthest Right anything can be. They are global White Fascists who intend on taking over the world. They worked closely with Germans such as Frank Steindong, Heinrich Himmler, Kluas Schwab, Gerät 001, and Brock Chisholm. 
The Führers of Germany include Napoleon Bonapart of the Wholly German Reich, Kaiser Wilhelm and Bismarck of the Kaiserreich, Adolf Hitler and Frank Steindong of Nazi Germany, Hans Hanserburger of the German Republic, Hildekisz of the German Social Democratic Machina Zavod, DocM77 of DocM77land Germany, Fjodolf Heineder of the German-Italian Socialist Active State, and finally Adulphus Hitlering of the German Revolutionary Tristika Reich. And then Jesus takes over 100 years later (in God years).
== History ==
Germany was once the location of high technology and high culture, but that changed when the Marx attacked... WITH HIS MIND!! During the Kaiserreich, Marx created a globally influential book called Unser Kampf. It describes the plight of the average workers and thinkers under Capitalism and religion (just Christianity), where those things and their leaders and followers were oppressing the oppressed workers, intellectuals, and unhoused individuals. The book provides a solution to the oppressor-oppressed situation called the Marxist, Socialist, to Communist pipeline where the current culture is destroyed and rebuilt, the government owns everything, and then the government implodes itself to free the people. The influence of Unser Kampf was meteoric to say the least and was influential in creating the cultural Stupidism of Leftism. 
Before that, a random German guy called Napoleon Bonapart was chosen to be a Kilannial by The Writist. He went on to create the Wholly German Reich, a vast, 1000-year empire that contained all of continental Europe, except Russia, Scandinavia, Switzerland, and Turkey. When Bonapart finally died, the individual kingdoms finally split off from Germany, the capital of the First Reich, and formed the modern state lines of all of those nations. 
Now WWI didn't have anything to do with Marxism, but the actions of Kaiser Wilhelm to take the Russian Empire out of commission caused Lenin to create the Soviet Union, the first Marxist Socialist state. The Kaiserreich lost the war, and the Germans became super poor, so Adolf Hitler got their hopes up by blaming the fact that Germany sucks on an international clique that sought to divide the people. Basically, conspiracies caused by Marxists is what he wanted the people to scapegoat. Hitler convinced the Germans to elect him so he could make Germany great again. He tricked everyone and made himself der Führer and the Nazi Party would be his dudes that will control the things. 
WWII had a whole bunch of things to do with Marxism from the Nazi Germany perspective. Hitler and the Nazi Party sought to ultimately destroy Marxism and take over the world, and since Marxism infects peoples' bloods, they had to kill everyone on Hitler's List which included Slavs; everyone east of Germany and south of Czechoslovakia, but not the Baltics or Scandinavia. Germany lost because they went to war with Soviet Russia who was being supported by the overpowered US industry and then they declared war on the USA which caused them to get steamrolled. It didn't help that Hitler hadn't approved of manufacturing 124,000 flakpanzers and building 66,000 Nazi Cylinders to counter the British bombing of every factory in Germany. Anyway, Hitler killed himself before the Hammer Force could reach him. 
=== Post War ===
Frank Steindong took control of West Germany the day after the war ended. Frank Steindong was one of the top Nazi Party officials, but he successfully scudded underneath the security concerns by burning all of his incriminating files and convincing everyone that the Holocommunist was only the idea and action of Hitler and Himmler since he knew that the crimes of the Party would be answered with death. Steindong created the Natchdong Party to convince everyone that the Nazi era is over, but it was really just beginning in secrecy. Frank Steindong created the Fliegenklatschen soon after he took power. It was a group made for the purpose of Hitler's Lebensraum and complete genocide of Marxists, Communists, and Socialists. However, Steindong's purpose would change during his membership with the VHEMT, a Fascist group created in the 1900s. Through the VHEMT, he found that his goal was to destroy the West and he did that by continuing with the Fliegenklatschen's killing and then reveal to the world what the Fliegenklatschen had done so the world would be more sympathetic to Marxist ideas by way of pushback. The Soviet Union would fall, and Germany would be reunited during Frank's reign. Degeneracy started to pop up in popular American culture in the 70s and Frank wanted to one up the US by giving positive coverage to the most degenerate lifestyles, thoughts, and philosophes and calling the opposition Nazi sympathizers. The US would come out with Free Atomization, as in freedom to enslave oneself to base desires such as hate and lust, and Steindong would adopt such a thing because it was just so good at eliminating the influences of Christianity and other good things. This country is where the idea of Common-Sense Civil Protection came from, in which criminals are arrested and sent free a little later to terrorize the citizens, creating a problem in order to get idiots in support of anti-liberty policies. Frank Steindong died on April 21, 2026, and after that the first democratic Führership election happened. Hans Hanserburger won that election and sought to turn Germany normal. To embrace the new democracy, the name of Germany was changed to the Republic of Germany. Hans Hanserburger was inspired by American life and politics before 2016, so he gathered Natchdong officials and European and American scholars and Doland Petrum to help him write the GREAT constitution in hopes of bringing liberty to all and preventing discrimination. This would help in setting back the VHEMT. However, his Führership became quickly unpopular in the last year due to successful propaganda campaigns from South Korea and the underground VHEMT. 
=== Things Get Worse ===
In step 47.1 of a plot to take over the world, the Valkyrie Corporation had successfully created a living Anime girl that could hypnotize anyone to any cause using sheer sex appeal. That anime girl was called Hildekisz (a German enough sounding name) and she got every freak in Germany to elect her because she spoke of revolution from Hans Hanserburger's limiting Authoritarian policy for a more sex-positive, unnatural, and anti-reality state. So, everyone voted for her and then she created the DSDMZ while the Germans were distracted whacking, laughing in the face of democracy. Hildekisz was an anime girl with oversized non-functioning mammaries, ultrathin waist, super wide hips, voluptuous buttocks, extra thick thighs, and tall height. The DSDMZ was a Monopolistic military state that treated all its humans equally worthless sex-addicted ants. It gained most of its capital through tourism and had a mostly consistent economy because most citizens subscribed to the state sponsored porn magazine. 
To make things less suspicious, South Korea put another anime girl called Ädelgard in charge as Führer. Only her boobs were gigantic. Nothing really changed about the DSDMZ when Hildekisz got switched with Ädelgard. 
During WWIII, Soviet Russia was almost able to get passed the eastern borders of Germany, Austria, and Slovenia. With the help of highly advanced technology, Germany and the rest of the Allies were able to take back the nations of The Siblings, whose governments were in exile in Hamburg. This paved the way for the Andespotlaks to destroy Soviet Russia. Speaking of Andespotlaks, what were they doing during the anime girls' rules? Well, the anime girls were "technocratic enough" according to the leaders, but that was mostly due to the sex stuff even though South Korea brought over highly advanced tech. In fact, the cohesion of the subjects of the DSDMZ relied on the Andespotlaks' endorsement of the anime girls. 
The DSDMZ would be destroyed by the powerful forces of DocM77, the leader of his titular land. DocM77 was a super intelligent cyborg mutant guy who had successfully imploded the Black Hand and taken all of its military forces. He did that by "killing" the leader Kane (he got trapped in a titanium box 4700 miles deep underground) and hacking his entire cyborg force. With those, he would launch his attack from Siberia where Kane's hidden bunker was located. DocM77 successfully waged war until his army reached the east border of France, conquering almost all of continental Europe (besides Switzerland). With the help of the formerly underground VHEMT, the Allied Mega Military Organization were able to counter offense DocM77land and destroy it with help from the Koalition for Immediate Liberty for Life coming from the east. 
When Germany and Italy were liberated, VHEMT Cratic Fjodolf Heineder was chosen to take control of the union formed by underground social molding. It was called the German-Italian Socialist Active State. The VHEMT sought to control this populace and all others by using controlled languages so as to prevent cooperated conspiration and to keep them from having critical thoughts. This would mean having to kill all the literate people and or enforcing these languages using the WHO subgroup. Through state sponsored crime, the VHEMT were able to achieve complete tyrannical control over everyone within their borders. Once they obtained all power, the VHEMT WEF subgroup subtly instilled in everyone that resistance is futile, people are completely happy, and the VHEMT can make all perfect decisions while the feeble human mind and all other parties cannot make any good decisions for themselves or anyone else. In this state, the economy is run by base desires. Those who do what the VHEMT want gain sex, anger, or violence stimulators for 15 minutes. These things help the populace stay under control. It is made sure that every person thinks that there is always something terribly wrong going on in other countries and inside this country to justify being overwhelmingly totalitarian. The VHEMT's true goal is to eradicate all Black, Red, and Yellow people and non-humans to elevate the White race, specifically northern Germans, Scandinavians, and not any Anglos since bad teeth is in their genes. The VHEMT wanted to take over the world and or blow up any "uncontrollable" landmass to under sea level to aid in purifying the world. The VHEMT also summoned the Nazi Dragon in a ritual. 
With 128 or so years of military preparation and cultural hypnotism, the GISAS started a surprise offensive on France and Spain, quickly taking all of western Europe (except Switzerland), and paved England using hundreds of extremely explosive missiles. Those countries were wiped out in a week and a half, just barely enough to escape in exile to Switzerland. After taking those, the GISAS started taking the Slavic Defense Bloc nations. Seeing the steamrolling, the US, Japan, South Korea, Australia, and Argentina authorized each other to use their laser satellites against the GISAS. However, the VHEMT had already destroyed those satellites using tiny robots to create undetectable incisions in the wiring of the weapons function. With that info, every nation de facto declared war on the GISAS. 
=== Rise of Hitlering ===
Adulphus Hitlering is a bug, often to be described cockroachy. He is actually a reborn Adolf Hitler who went on a journey of humbling as a little bug. On this journey, he went all over the world looking for Germany. Through this journey he would finally have a thought about his previous corporeal iteration's Nazi idea. Maybe he didn't need everyone he didn't like killed, enact bad economic policy, and be super authoritarian. Maybe he could do good things, and then everyone would love him. 
When he finally got to Germany, Hitlering was a member of the Order of the Tristika, a group founded in Argentina by Ablo Hitler. The Order of the Tristika is a group that seeks to get all men to follow the "three pillars of conventionally successfully coherent society": God, Country, Family. The group doesn't have a militia branch but most of the members are willing to die for these beliefs. Adulphus Hitlering went all over the world in hopes of finding the silent majority that still believe in the superiority of American society before the Sexual Revolution. He was unsuccessful since he was too late for any silent majority of this type to exist. So, he switched to converting the people who were raised on Leftism, Liberalism, and immoral Individualism to Christianity and functional Conservatism and societal responsibility. The way he did this was by going onto peoples' shoulders (they've seen weirder) and telling them the good news of Christ, the bad news of Leftist institutions, and the good news of not staying silent. This converted many people because they were already stupid. Now those people became willingly to die for the sake of a greater society on Earth. 
With that, Hitlering and his many available soldiers went underground to Switzerland (the nation that nobody invades) to get modern military training and hopefully get Switzerland to recognize the threat of the VHEMT on the world and maybe, just this once, be on the attack for once? The Switzer government refused to officially send their armed forces to fight the Socialist Active State (what the GISAS became) because Switzerland is a neutral country. However, many Switzers volunteered to fight for what is right. Hitlering and the Tristika had a big, huge, overpowered force from, but not as massive as the SAS force. After an inspiring speech, Hitlering ordered the blitzkrieg on Germany first by air and space force to pound Germany's defenses. They caught the SAS while it was trying to take the rest of Asia. The SAS retaliated against Switzerland, attacking the nation which was a detrimental mistake for this war. Switzerland then actually declared war on the SAS and activated their stockpile of superweapons on predesignated targets. The SAS became shambled, so the VHEMT released the Nazi Dragon, after a ritual that gave it powerful Satanic powers, to destroy everything that wasn't the VHEMT. The Nazi Dragon torched other nations to demoralize the soldiers of the Order of the Tristika, but they kept on fighting. The man who killed the Nazi Dragon was Tristika member Alex Jones with his God-given minigun and knife. And then the Order of the Tristika won WWV, and they threw out the VHEMT and the German nation lived happily ever after as the German Revolutionary Tristika Reich... 
But not really. 
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