2021 Easter Spectacular Featuring Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

==The Episode==
===Wraps===
Wrap 1
Mr. Lobo is thrilled to be celebrating Easter, which he calls Jesus's 2nd Birthday. He's also a little confused about the movie he's hosting.
Wrap 2
After discovering that his movie, Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, doesn't have anything to do with Easter, Mr. Lobo calls the legendary El Saint Santos for help. Saint Santos is busy cooking a ham. Mr. Lobo looks to Miss Mittens for help, asking her what movies she likes to watch for Jewish Easter, but Miss Mittens isn't any help either. To kill time waiting for an Easter miracle, Mr. Lobo decides to read an old movie magazine. He's delighted to find a free copy of classic Easter movie Species included! Easter is saved!
Wrap 3
This isn't 1995's Michael Madsen sci-fi blockbuster Species! Miss Mittens explains to a befuddled Mr. Lobo that it's actually Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.
Wrap 4
Mr. Lobo explains that some issues of September, 2002's issue of Total Movie Magazine mistakenly included a DVD of Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter in place of the advertised Species. Suddenly there's a knock at the doorbell and it's Countess Bloodsugar with Mr. Lobo's Grabdash delivery! He coerces her into assisting with the Insomniac's Oath.
Wrap 5
Mr. Lobo sings us to commercial!
Wrap 6
The Easter Bunny's in the Void, and he brought candy! Unfortunately Mr. Lobo is an ingrate who criticizes all the candy at length while the Easter Bunny watches on helplessly.
Wrap 7
Mr. Lobo, with the help of Miss Mittens, susses out that Countess Bloodsugar is a vegetarian vampire, and that Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter is a lot like The Matrix Reloaded. Then Mr. Lobo waxes philosophical about theism.
Wrap 8
Mr. Lobo's opening more presents from the Easter Bunny, including a portable word processor (the Easter Bunny thinks Mr. Lobo's jokes could use a few more passes).
Wrap 9
Mr. Lobo and Miss Mittens are relaxing in the sauna with Mr. Lobo's new laptop. Uh oh!
Wrap 10
Mr. Lobo introduces another(?) installment of "Trivia About Cinema." This week's subject: ductwork realism!
Wrap 11
Mr. Lobo ends the episode with some colorful blasphemy, before the Easter Bunny notifies him that the movie isn't actually over. So Mr. Lobo segues into the Snack Bar segment! Mr. Lobo instructs us on the quite simple construction of decadent "Mr. Lobo's Easter Sundaes."
Wrap 12
Countess Bloodsugar's back, and she's modeling the official Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter hoodie! Available for purchase at http://www.teepublic.com/user/stevenlegge.
Wrap 13
Mr. Lobo is enjoying his Easter Sundae, and once again consults his reliable John Stanley's Creature Features Movie Guide, and it consults him back. RIGHT IN THE FACE! Mr. Lobo decides to move on to the data disc he got in his Easter basket, recapping our film's plot so far.
Wrap 14
Mr. Lobo's budding lactose intolerance leads him into a very brief epistemological crisis.
Wrap 15
Mr. Lobo introduces tonight's lucky Reel 7 Girl, Countess Bloodsugar! She's not really into it, but she goes off on a rant about "thespian" stereotypes.
Wrap 16
Mr. Lobo explains that what appeared to be Santo assaulting a woman was in fact a supernatural phenomenon called the "Gluteus Magneto-Maximoff" effect, which causes this woman's butt to be magnetic.citation needed
Wrap 17
Now Mr. Lobo's judging his Easter candy AND hipsters. That's the court's job, Mr. Lobo! Then he scats into an off-brand lightsaber.
Wrap 18
Insomniac Mail Sac time! Mr. Lobo got a Halloween birthday card for Easter!
Wrap 19
Mr. Lobo is still griping about his Easter candy (but he's right).
Wrap 20
The movie has literally kicked Mr. Lobo in the face.
Wrap 21
Mr. Lobo is channeling a radio disc jockey as he throws back to Jesus Christ: Foo Fighter!
Wrap 22
Miss Mittens once again has to open Mr. Lobo's eyes to modern culture (circa 2000), and he wonders, aloud, when dendrophiliacs will find acceptance.
Wrap 23
Mr. Lobo is finishing off his Easter candy, naming his birthday cake-flavored unicorn "Magical Sunshine Dream." And he's happy to throw back to the last reel of Jesus Christ: Park Ranger.
Wrap 24
Mr. Lobo is relieved for the movie to be over, but discovers that Kogarella is the Easter Bunny. Explain that to your kids!
===Ads===
* Cadbury's Creme Eggs candy (bok bok!)
* Sleazy Pictures After Dark (on OSI 74)
* "Rad" Abrams: Skate Board Attorney (he'll even get you pills!)
* Lord Blood-Rah's Nerve Wrackin' Theater
* Plan 9 from Outer Space scenery backdrop swatch, with certificate of authenticity (available on the OSI storehttps://osi74.square.site/product/plan-9-from-outer-space-scenery-backdrop/52?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=true)
*Midnight Frights (on OSI 74)
*Energizer batteries, "Elvis" 
*Pop Culture Americana hosted by Buddha Gonzales (on OSI 74) 
*Bizarre Transmissions from the Bermuda Triangle (on OSI 74) 
*Hertz Rent-A-Car, starring acquitted murderer OJ Simpson 
*OSI 74, "ISOR" 
*Mr. Lobo's Hypnosis for Hipsters audiodiscbooktape (available on the OSI storehttps://osi74.square.site/product/hypnosis-for-hipsters-cd/27) 
*Let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat! 
*Dr. Martens footwear, "Airware" 
*12:01 Beyond (on OSI 74) 
*Vance Capley's Spookshow (on OSI 74) 
*7Up, "Show Us Your Can" 
*Utopia Fantastika (on OSI 74) 
*Pacific North Weird (on OSI 74) 
*P.O.S.E.R. Professional Wrestling (on OSI 74) 
*Here Lies (on OSI 74)
*Dudley "Shake-an-Egg" Easter egg dye 
*Jesus Beer 
*Negativland, Bulldada Music Videos "Gimme Gimme Gimme, I Want Some More" 
*Coca-Cola, "El Santo" 
*Trash Night (on OSI 74)
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===Trailers===
* Species (1995)
* Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
* Mortal Kombat Annihilation (1997)
* Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006)
* Smash Cut (2009)
* Hot Knives (2018)
* Hamlet 2 (2009)
* The Blues Brothers (1980)
* Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace (2004)
* And God Spoke (2003)
===Shorts===
* Mr. Lobo interviews Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter director, producer, and editor, Lee Gordon Demarbre
===Cast===
* Mr. Lobo...Mr. Lobo
* Countess Bloodsugar...Jessie Seeherman
* El Santo...Aaron M. Lane
* St. Peter Cottontail...Kogarella
*Kogarella's Trainer...Dixie Dellamorto
===Quotes===
===Trivia===
=== Gallery ===
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==The Film==
Category:Episodes