The Fight (Lil DeVille version)

One day after school, Lil DeVille was heading upstairs to her room when she heard someone else's voice.
"'I don't think he knows I even exist.'" said the voice, "'It's so stupid to think about him, but I can't help it.'"
It was coming from Phil DeVille, who was in his and Lil's room, and he was jumping on Lil's bed while wearing one of Lil's bras and reading her diary.
"Tommy! Ooh, Tommy!" said Phil, as Phil stopped reading Lil's diary and did a little breast dance.
"Get out of my room!" shouted Lil, as she chased her twin brother out of her room. He screamed as he ran away from his twin sister. As she ran to the entrance of her room, she noticed that her door was missing. She muttered, "Oh! My... my... Ah!" And she went into a full-blown screaming fit.
Meanwhile, downstairs, Phil and Lil's parents, Bruce Wayne and Marilyn Monroe, were having a conversation when they heard the commotion.
"She saw it." said Bruce.
"I'm gonna go check out those Lakers." said Marilyn.
"I'm with you." said Bruce. And he and Marilyn went to the next room to check out the Lakers.
Lil ran downstairs, still upset.
"Daddy!" she called, "Daddy, did you see what happened to my d..."
She got cut off when she saw her ex-father, Marlon Brando, at the dining room table, waiting for her. He was not happy at all. Lil, looking none too happy either, sighed and walked into the dining room.
"I spoke to your principal." said Marlon.
"What?" asked Lil.
"Just now on the phone." said Marlon.
"Where's my door?" demanded Lil.
"Privacy is a privilege, Lil." Marlon told her.
"Where is my door, Daddy?" Lil repeated.
Marlon lectured her, saying, "Your door will be returned to you, Lil, if and when you can explain to me..."
"I need my door!" Lil sighed in aggravation, "You give me that door right now or...or... I will commit suicide!"
"Oh!" Phil smirked, "Can I watch?"
"Phil!" Marlon said. Lil angrily turned around fast. "That's it!" she shouted. And she chased after him one more time, making him scream and leave the hallway.
"Lil! Lil!" Marlon hollered after her. She stopped chasing her twin brother and walked back to the dining room table.
"I think we can dispense with the constant arguments and drama," Marlon said sternly. "And maybe you can just calmly explain to me why you were in detention twice today?"
"OK, I went to detention," said Lil. "But that was only because Angelica Pickles kept hitting me on the head with a bouncy ball!"
"When is this quarrel with Angelica going to end?" asked Marlon.
"Never! Because she's an insane psychopath!" replied Lil, "And you'd know that if you paid, like, a bunch of attention!" And she left the dining room again when Marlon called her name again.
"Lil?!"
"What?!" Lil asked angrily, as she stomped back to the dining room.
"I think you know how very much I pay attention, Lil," said Miguel, as Lil sighed in disgust. "Enough to know that you got an "F" in math today?"
"Well, Miss Weemer is out to get me!" Lil told him.
"Oh, him too?"
"Yes," responded Lil. "You know, he just looks for ways to torture me. Like today, the one time Tommy even spoke to me, he really..."
"Who's Tommy?" Marlon cut her off.
"He's just nobody." said Lil, shaking her head.
"You say I'm not interested, Lil." said Marlon, "Well, you know I'm interested. Try me."
Lil sighed. "OK, he's just... this really amazing guy, Daddy," she said. "And his last name is Pickles, just like mine, but we're boyfriend and girlfriend."
"Where'd you meet him?" asked Marlon.
Lil said, "Detention, but..."
"Well!" Marlon chuckled, "That sounds promising."
"See? Do you see?" Lil exclaimed, "Why do I even bother telling you anything?"
"OK!" said Bruce, "Who's up for Chinese?"
Phil raised his hand.
"I am!" he announced.
Lil, however, shrieked in frustration. "You're ruining my life!" she shouted, "I'm moving out of this house, and I'm never coming back ever, ever, ever, ever again!" She then stomped upstairs to her room in anger and frustration.
Marlon sighed in defeat.
"You had to let your anger out, didn't you, Marlon?" asked Marilyn, "You just HAD to do it!"
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