Patrick's Fan Mail (13)

Patrick's Fan Mail #13 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick watches as a construction crew uses a forklift to pick up his rock and drive away.)
Patrick: (sighs) Looks like it's all over.
(Three months later, Patrick is eating ice cream at a Goofy Goobers.)
Patrick: It all just felt so surreal. Do you know what it's like to do something you love each day, Mr. Waiter?
Waiter: No. I'm a grown man in a peanut suit. I hate my life.
Patrick: Oh.
(Suddenly, a fish taps Patrick's shoulder.)
Fish: Excuse me, but are you Patrick Star of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star fame?
Patrick: The one and only.
Fish: I love that show! What ever happened to it?
Patrick: The Parents' Buzzkilling Council happened to it.
Fish: Oh, those guys. Listen, I have a proposition. How about we bring back Silly Adventures for premium cable? The PBC can't touch it there.
Patrick: Really? You can do that?
Fish: Well, yeah. I am Monty P. Moneybags. I can get anything done.
Waiter: (excited) Monty P. Moneybags? Do you think you can get me a job on his show?
Monty P. Moneybags: I don't see why not.
Waiter; Whoopee!
(The waiter rips off his peanut suit and throws it at Goofy Goober.)
Waiter: I quit!
(The next day, Monty P. Moneybags introduces Patrick to a smooth, giant stone outside of his mansion.)
Monty P. Moneybags: Here is your new home.
Patrick: (sheds a tear) It's more beautiful than I imagined.
Monty P. Moneybags: Oh, and here's a fan letter one of my colleagues wanted me to give you.
(Monty P. Moneybags gives Patrick the fan letter, and he reads.)
Dear Patrick,
Do you ever feel yourself as "Not So Smart"?
-Ram
Patrick: I don't know. I never really thought about it. Monty, do you think I'm "Not So Smart"?
Monty P. Moneybags: Uhh... (looks at his watch) Well, look at the time!
Patrick: What time is it?
Monty P. Moneybags: I don't know. This watch has diamonds instead of numbers.
Patrick: I feel your pain. My watch hasn't worked in years.
(Patrick shows Monty P. Moneybags the watch he colored onto wrist, and Monty nods and walks away.)
Patrick: All right, see you later, Monts!
(Patrick crawls under his new rock.)
Category:The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star
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Category:2014
Category:2010s