Episode 9/Transcript

==Transcript==
[Hannah signs into Skype and selected Alvin's profile and turned on her webcam]
[Alvin appears onscreen]
Hannah: Hey Alvin, what's up? Did you enjoy Halloween?
Alvin: It. was. AWESOME! In fact, I think I still have a pumpkin-
[Alvin turns the camera around and sees Simon shocking the pumpkin and Theodore eats the burnt pumpkin]
Alvin: HOLY CRAP! SIMON!
[Simon rips off safety goggles]
Simon: (gasping for air) WHAT?!
Alvin: Why did you burn my pumpkin?
Simon: I didn't know you were going to use it! Besides, you probably wouldn't admire it anyway like you do girly girls!
Alvin: What do you mean by 'girly girls'?
Simon: You know, the immature schoolgirls you go all lovey-dovey with.
Alvin: OH THAT'S IT!
[Alvin attacks Simon offscreen. Brittany walks into the door screaming]
Brittany: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!!!! 
Hannah: Um.......can you get Jeanette and Eleanor in here, because Theodore just passed out......
Brittany: I guess..... (Screames out of the room)
[The webcam turns back to Hannah who is confused]
Hannah: Okaaaaay.....I need to now take a leak.....
(Theme song)
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