Weird kirby game

NOTE: this is a grim vision of SillyPastas
Hi there! I'm Ronald McDonald here. This is a day where my thoughts of kirby changed forever. It all stated when a thief was stealing a kirby game. It was Plankton's family then the Newgrounds mascot which is tankman. Blew them up with a grande. Then tankman said " is thus your game." I said yes. Tankman gave me the game. Like a Spanish person. I was happy. So I gave to happy witch is my little brother. He played it. Everything was fine until BÖRÄSH (plese read apocalyptic world? From CJAYMARCH wiki) got squished monthy python style. I was like WHAT IS BRITISH HUMOR DOING IN A JAPANESE GAME. Then showed flashing images. Happy ran away from the room. After the flashing images it was revealed that BÖRÄSH was DARK META KNIGHT'S dad. Then BÖRÄSH said "IM GOING TO UNIVERSITYS BECAUSE COLLAGES DONT EXEST IN SWEDEN" meaning this took place before apocalyptic world da game. After that everything was fine until at the end. Until magolor took of his hood of gross out. That made me vomit. And made flubber. I Used the vacuum cleaner to get rid of him. After that it shown homsar turning into a zombie minion. Then it shown the credits. It had British names. It was odd because Nintendo of UK doesn't make any games. If so then bowser's mom will be shown. Then zombie homsar came and I shot him. I then sended it to Nintendo of UK. THE END
== the flashing images ==
thumb|MARIO
Category:Video games