The Fetus Felon

"The Fetus Felon" is a Season 1 episode and the fourteenth overall episode of FutureSponge!. This is the first episode to air since 2017, marking the end of over a two year hiatus of the series.
==Characters==
*SpongeTron SquarePants
*Patron Star
*SquidTron Tentacles
*SquilTronvia Octopode
*Dr. Zadminix
*PlankKill
*Marie (Planned Parenthood worker)
*Deadbots
==Synopsis==
SquidTron gets SquilTronvia pregnant, which leads to tensions while figuring out if abortion is the right way to go. Meanwhile, SpongeTron, Patron, and PlankKill try to escape while Zadminix calls up a friend.
==Transcript==
Deep Voice Narrator: Previously, on FutureSponge!... nearly two years ago… [shows clips from previous episode, including Zadminix capturing PlankKill, Patron, and SpongeTron, SquidTron escaping them, SquidTron meeting SquilTronvia, and SquidTron in bed with SquilTronvia.] [cuts to SquidTron and SquilTronvia in bed.]
SquidTron: Damn, that was amazing, Tronvia. Umm… Tronvia? [looks over to see SquilTronvia throwing up in a trash bin right next to the bed]
SquilTronvia: FRICKING HELL!
SquidTron: What’s wrong?
SquilTronvia: Squiddy- [throws up mid-sentence] you… you didn’t use a condom last night, right?
SquidTron: No, but I do- HOLY CRAP! You… you don’t think means…
SquilTronvia: I don’t know how it could be anything else. [SquidTron faints as it cuts over to PlankKill, Patron, and SpongeTron trapped on the moon]
Patron: I’m hungry.
SpongeTron: We’re all hungry, Pat.
PlankKill: Just think about the positives… we’ll be home sooner or later. We just need SquidTron to come back and bust us out.
Patron: Please be the sooner one , please be the sooner one! I haven’t jerked my turk in 3 weeks!
PlankKill: [deadpan expression] You know you could just get a girl right? Then again, I have no idea who would fall for you. [Zadminix comes trotting over] 
Zadminix: How’s it feel to be trapped in there?
PlankKill: Get us out, you fascist pig.
Zadminix: Quit your complaining, my phone’s going off. [accepts call] Hello? Ayy, bud, what’s going on? Haven’t talked to you in a while. Say, you wanted to help me with something? Really, you can? Terrific! Just tell me when you’ll get here. Aight, bye now. [hangs up]
SpongeTron: Uhh… who was that?
Zadminix: Shut up, slave! [SpongeTron uses his robo-vision to send a missile to Zadminix’s hand] 
PlankKill: Hey, your power’s back!
SpongeTron: You’re right! Patron, try yours!
Patron: KK. [tries to freeze Zadminix with his zap, and to his surprise, it works.]
PlankKill: Gentlemen, let’s escape. [cuts back to SquidTron and SquilTronvia, where she appears to be holding a pregnancy test]
SquilTronvia: Welp… let’s see!
[the test reads positive]
SquilTronvia: Oh… wow. What the…
SquidTron: Fricking hell, girl! We just met a month ago, we’re not ready for this yet! What do we do? 
SquilTronvia: Who knows? Maybe we’ll be great parents!
SquidTron: [begins to malfunction] I mean… I’m kinda busy. I have to get back with the crew in order to save our asses.
SquilTronvia: The only ass we need to save is our child’s! 
SquidTron: Are you sure? I think we should abort the baby. We’re nowhere near mature enough in our relationship to be doing this.
SquilTronvia: But I’m a conservative. You know my stance on abortion! Roe v. Wade must be overturned! But in the meantime, we could just settle here…
SquidTron: No. I have a mission to fulfill. Family may be important, but I’d rather last with you forever when I save the world. SquilTronvia… we need to do something about our baby.
[SquilTronvia looks uneasy as it cuts back to the three on the moon]
 
PlankKill: [crawling out of cage] We did it! We’re home free! Let’s go find some ground to work with.
SpongeTron: Are you sure? Maybe we should go find SquidTron. 
PlankKill: [rolls eyes] He’s content with his girl he found. Besides, we don’t know where the hell he is. For all we know he could be six feet under.
SpongeTron: PlankKill, I don’t think SquidTron catches other dicks.
PlankKill: I meant dead, you moron.
SpongeTron: Oh. [turns to Patron] Patron, you’re the tiebreaker. Should we set up a base here or go find SquidTron?
Patron: I think we should unfreeze Zadminix!
SpongeTron & PlankKill: Oh no you’re not! 
Patron: Oh yes I am! I’m the important one.
SpongeTron: [uses hammer to fire a laser at Patron’s feet, to which Patron starts dodging it by jumping] Patron, I can’t begin to explain to you how stupid of an idea that is. Are you trying to get killed?
Patron: [shrugs] Eh, I’ve had a good run. Sure, why not. [zaps fire towards Zadminix but is deflected by a missile from SpongeTron’s robo-vision]
PlankKill: Patron, the answer is a firm NO. Since you obviously can’t be trusted, I’m redirecting the filter back to stop your powers. SpongeTron, let’s go set up shop.
SpongeTron: Eh, alright. [the two walk away]
Patron: Okay then, FINE! I’ll just sit here and make moon angels! ...what shape is an angel again?
[cuts back to SquidTron and SquilTronvia at a Planned Parenthood center, where all workers are robots]
SquidTron: Well, this is interesting.
SquilTronvia: Believe me, Uranus has had this technology for years!
SquidTron: You sure you aren’t thinking of Patron? That man takes godly craps.
SquilTronvia: No, silly, the planet. We’re in Uranus.
SquidTron: Oh. Cool.
[a robot comes with reading off information on its teleprompter]
Planned Parenthood Robot: Hi, I’m Marie, I’ll be talking with you two today.
SquidTron: [drops jaw] DAMN, this bitch got some gazungas! [SquilTronvia folds her arms; SquidTron turns into a nonchalant tone] Sorry, I had to. [cuts to a room in the place that is entirely chrome with multiple machines buzzing]
Marie: So, I understand you two are looking into getting an abortion.
SquilTronvia: He is, but I’m not really too sure.
SquidTron: Trust me, baby, it’s the best move for both of us.
Marie: Don’t worry, most of our patients are nervous before making a decision. But once they go through with it they feel so much better. I suppose this is a good time to unveil… [pulls cover which reveals a gun mounted on a stand] this!
[SquidTron and SquilTronvia gasp]
SquilTronvia: What is that?
Marie: This is our prized possession, The Fetus Felon. It shoots 5000 bolts right through the stomach of a woman, creating a gaping hole through her torso!
SquidTron: What the hell? How are her organs going to say in place?
Marie: Huh? People in 4020 still have organs?
SquidTron: Yes! Let me prove it to you. [begins to unzip his pants before SquilTronvia smacks him again] 
SquilTronvia: And then… what happens next? 
Marie:” The felon shoots a bunch of rust parts from previous users back into the place. You never know who’s stomach you’ll end up with!
SquidTron: Sounds pretty cool. We’ll do- [SquilTronvia puts her tentacle over SquidTron’s mouth]
SquilTronvia: You’re forgetting that I’m getting the abortion, not you. [turns to Marie] And exactly how painful is this?
Marie: Oh, yeah, no question, it’s pretty painful. You’re not gonna be able to feel anything for a few days. But hey, look on the brightside - it creates so many pretty flashing colors! And it vibrates too!
SquidTron: Yeah! Flashy colors! SquilTronvia, we have to do this. 
SquilTronvia: Eh… we’ll be thinking about it. [quickly bursts out the room as it cuts back to the moon; PlankKill and SpongeTron are molding moonrock to make a base to fend off Zadminix]
SpongeTron: I gotta hand it to you, PlankKill. You sure can construct.
PlankKill: Hell yeah. I’m the architect, scientist, engineer, and shooter. Check me out. [loads up antenna lasers and zaps at Zadminix who’s still frozen]
SpongeTron: Be careful, we don’t want to unfreeze him! Also, where’s Patron? [cuts to show Patron frollicking in the craters, using the gravity to bounce up and slam back onto the moon, causing more craters to form. This continues until he knocks Zadminix over into a crater]
Patron: Damn, I haven’t had this much fun since Community College!
PlankKill: Be careful, bro. Don’t wanna mess anything up.
Patron: Pfft, like I’ve ever done that. I’m just like SquidTron - I don’t mess anything up. 
[cuts to SquidTron pacing the floor in the Planned Parenthood]
SquidTron: Damn it, I messed everything up! What should I do?
Marie: I say you listen to her. At the end of the day, what she wants is probably best for you two. But if you want the abortion, then hey, by all means, we need some money for some reno- [shows SquidTron already gone from the room, as Marie pauses in her speech. SquidTron bursts into the lady’s bathroom where he meets SquilTronvia crying] 
SquidTron: What’s wrong, baby?
 SquilTronvia: [sobbing] Didn’t you see the analytics on the screen? This baby isn’t yours. You’re not the father!
SquidTron: Huh?! So you’re saying I didn’t get you pregnant?
SquilTronvia: Yeah! But I don’t even know how I got pregnant!
SquidTron: I didn’t know you could get pregnant from playing with your kitten.
[SquilTronvia glares at him]
SquilTronvia: What?! How stupid are you? You know, maybe it’s a good thing you’re not the father so I don’t have to deal with your damnfoolery.
SquidTron: I’m sorry, honey. How was it conceived?
[SquilTronvia takes a deep breath and exhales while tugging on her shirt collar]
SquidTron: Well? How?
SquilTronvia: Right before we started dating, I met a man who used a pick up line on me.
SquidTron: Wait! Before you continue, was the line as good as mine was?
SquilTronvia: No, nowhere close. Anyway, I politely rejected him, but then he mutated into a bigger, stronger warlord. After that, he grabbed me, chucked me into the closet, and then I blacked out. That piece of shit must’ve raped me.
SquidTron: What?! And the signs only showed up now?
SquilTronvia: Yes.. [begins to sob again, while SquidTron comforts her] Let’s face it, Squiddy. This baby was conceived through assault. I’d only want a baby if it was through consensual sex. And also only… only if it was with you.
SquidTron: Are you sure you don’t want it?
SquilTronvia: [shakes her head] No, it’s not worth it. [smiles as the two of them embrace each other in a hug]
SquidTron: There, there. [kisses her on the cheek] Welp, let’s go make everything right again.
SquilTronvia: I agree. Let’s do it. 
[as they start to walk back into the room, they instantly see Marie held down to her office chair with duct tape over her mouth. The two facing her turn around to SquidTron and SquilTronvia, becoming furious and shouting commands.]
Deadbot: Target identified! Target identified! SquidTron Tentacles!
SquidTron: Wait a minute! I know y- [gets tackled by two bots and has his chest pressed against the ground, while two others do the same for SquilTronvia]
SquilTronvia: Who- who are you?! [barely speaks as she gasps for air]
Deadbot: We are deadbots… and we’re here to SHUT DOWN THIS PROGRESSIVE ESTABLISHMENT. As well as capturing YOU.
[SquidTron and SquilTronvia look at each other in fear as they get knocked out by a Deadbot bashing its head]
Deep Voice Futuristic Narrator: TO BE CONTINUED...
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