Pilot (Crack & Friends Episode)

Crack & Friends Pilot - is an un-aired "prototype" of Crack & Friends, Created in 1997
==Script==
*(Appears Logo of Crack & Friends Episode)
*Narrator: Beautiful Day assaulted in Planet Globox Beautiful Flowers, Beautiful Animals and Beautiful...
*(Record Scratch Effect)
*Narrator: Whaaat?! Why This Guy Is Here?! (Zooms Camera) Okay Golden-Crested hedgehog What's Your Name?
*Crack: I'm Crack King of Gears... and Who are You???
*Narrator: Ymmm.... I'm Narrator Man Invisible for All
*Crack: (Laughs) Yes Right?
*Narrator: Okay... then continue Beautiful Flowers, Beautiful Animals and Beautiful...
*(Record Scratch Effect) Crack: Even thought about it No...
*Narrator: Crack! You Stupid! Leave Out From my Show!
*Crack: Okay Okay Okay.... Wait... This is my Show not Your!
*Narrator: Yes?!
*Crack: i Created This Show For TV Series!
*Narrator: Okay Okay...
*Crack: Okay Meet my Best Friend... This is Bluey, Bluey the Blue Kirby...
*Bluey: Hiiii!!!!
*Narrator: Ohhh so cute!
*Crack: But I must say to the Narrator... Say: Good Bye! (Clicks Button)
*(Black Hole Appears Under Narrator)
*Narrator: What The!? (Falls) AAAAAAA!!!!!!
*Crack: Okay Okay Okay.... Let's See Started
*Bluey: Hiiii???
*Crack: Please, I already do! i Gonna Make This Thing!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!
*Bluey: (Hugs Crack)
*Crack: Thank you my Friend!!! i Gonna Do!
*Pengiun King: How Dare You Crash my Hammer!?
*Crack: I'm Sorry
*Pengiun King: That's Right Now... Fix My Hammer Now or Die!
*Crack: Okay Okay Okay...
*(1 seconds Later)
*Crack: Okay Your Hammer Fixed Now. Do you like it?
*Pengiun King: (Groan) Just you Wait, I'll give you!
*Crack: Don't Kill me... Please!!!
*Pengiun King: If you Fix My Hammer Now Will let you in full and will be FREE!
*Crack: Fri?
*Pengiun King: FREE!!!
*Crack: I'm Sorry Take This My Friend...
*Bluey: Poyo? (Eats Honey)
*Bees: THIS IS HONEY!!! Let's Find Honey and Give Back!
*Crack: Okay Okay... Just You... Wait Look It's Bees!!!
*Bees: Give me Back Honey or sting!
*Crack: I Gonna Do! (Runs Away)
*Pengiun King: (Grabs Crack) You Don't Escape From Me!
*Bees: Hey This Pengiun Have a Honey! Let's sting!!!
*Pengiun King: If You... (Gets stung and Screams Droping Crack) leave me! Help No! No!!!!
*Crack: Ha ha ha!!! Stupid Pengiun!!! Never Comes Here!
*Pengiun King: (Runs to Crack and Grabs to Crack's Neck) HOW DARE YOU!?
*Crack: i'm Sorry! Take This Fire! i Here in Central of Volcano! Ha ha ha! (Floats Away With Bluey)
*Pengiun King: What? (Falls) (Screams Saying:) Heeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!!!
*Crack: But in Desert... Not only will I type! Ha ha ha! (Jumps and Rides camel) Let's Ride!!!!
*(Record Scratch Effect)
*Crack: ohhh Come on! *Takes Rod and Carrots* Free Food!
*Pengiun King: (Runs to Crack and Grabs to Crack's Neck) You Will Die!
*Crack: I'm Sorry Look at underneath... Desert Snakes is Here!
*Pengiun King: (Gets Bited by Desert Snakes Screaming and Says:) HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!
*Crack: Nice Place Here! Nice Grass!!! 
*Pengiun King: (Lands)
*Crack: (Walks Away)
*Pengiun King: What's Going on!? (Screams) aaaaaaaaa!!!! It's Monster! (Runs Away)
*Crack: Who are my Best Friend?
*Bluey: Poyo!
*Crack: Who are my Cute Thing?
*Bluey: Poyo!
*Pengiun King: Okay Time to Bomb! (Throws Bomb to Crack)
*Crack: (Grabs Bomb) Not bad!!! (Throws Bomb to Pengiun King)
*(Bomb Explodes)
*Pengiun King: NO!!!! MY EPIC EVIL PLAN FAILED!!! (Cries)
*Crack: Hey You, You want a My Free Mini-Food?
*Pengiun King: (Takes CheeseBurger From Crack and Cries)
*Crack: But if so I could say otherwise...
*Bluey: Poyo Poyo! (Hugs Crack)
*Crack: ohh so cute! Wait... Where's Narrator!?
*(Black Clouds Appears)
*Clandy the Black Dr: Well Well... You Next Time Meet my beautiful Machine Who Controling by me! (Evil Laughs)
*Crack: Why!? You Want a Free (Takes Money) Moneeeeey???
*Clandy the Black Dr: Wait.... Money... Money? Money!? MONEY!? MONEEEY!!!!!
*Crack: (Kicks Clandy)
*Clandy the Black Dr: (Screams)
*Crack: Ha ha ha! i Save the World and let's clean it Sky!
*(Later)
*Crack: Let's See... Okay Okay.. Thank you My Friend!
*Bluey: Poyo?
*Crack: Ohhh!!!
*Narrator: and so ended the story, wedding and pleases...
*Crack: (Jumps Away From Page) Do not even thought of!
*Narrator: Okay Okay... and so ended the story, wedding and pleases
*(Book Closes)
*(Sign Appears Called: THE END)
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Category:Crack & Friends Episodes
Category:Crack Series
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Category:Pilot Episodes
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