Herbert P. Bear/Quotes

==Operation: Blackout==
*Too Late...
*Boom!
*(grunts) OH... NOOOOOO!
*Enjoy it before I destroy it!
*The weather forecast calls for eternal darkness. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*You can't stop me!
*Sometimes I sit and wait for you fools to take the bait. Prepare now to face your fate. Can't stop me... you're much too late.
*Club Herbert is very original. And more importantly, it is mine.
*Time to concentrate on my plans. My solar laser is coming along excellently, if I do say so myself...
*Blowing up the PSA headquarters with a popcorn bomb. So simple, so satisfying.
*Follow the nice little detonator!
*That's nice. Now be quiet.
*Go away!
*I'm a vegetarian, you daft creature!
*I will improve the island. You penguins will be free to leave, or stay and enjoy the silence.
*Who is this Gariwald you speak of? Unless he has vegetarian recipes, or knows how to silence you penguins, I'm not interested.
*Gary? I froze him!
*No parties. Parties are far too noisy.
*I usually sneak around these places.
*Is it just me, or is it getting dark out?
*I must be leaving now.
*Now where's that log out button...
*SHUSH!
*GUARD THE ENTRANCES!
*YES YOU MAY BOW TO ME.
*You want a story?
*Well, I AM a master storyteller.
*Once upon a time there was a magnificent polar bear, who wanted to build a woodchopper, so that everyone could have a nice warm fire.
*But along came a group of nasty agents.
*But I escaped!
*EVERYBODY OFF MY CHAIR! OR ELSE!
*ROAAR!!
*GOT THAT MINIONS?
*Alright, quiet down.
*Very well Klutzy!
*MWA HA HA HA HA!!
*Its GROSS
*Did you understand the magnitude of what I just said?
*Klutzy? He's back at base.
*For now!
*What's over there?
*I've never SEEN the front of the Coffee Shop.
*LETS DO THIS PLAY
*I'm going this way
*WHAT ARE YOU A BUNCH OF GHOSTS?
*Greetings my subjects
==Operation: Hot Sauce==
*Setting up here was a STROKE OF GENIUS. Spacious. Quiet. And that pump is perfect to keep this place dry.
*Those Elite Penguin FOOLS will never find me! MWAHAHAHAHA!
*Masterful idea to salvage the solar laser for my new plan.
*KLUTZY! No pizza! We'll eat once I'm finished.
*KLUTZY! NOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
*AAAAAAAHH! Wait a second! What are you doing up there agent!?!!? NO! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
==Star Wars Takeover==
*BREATHES LOUDLY
*(Breathing noise)
*Greetings!
*Attention!
*Listen to me!
*Greetings, rebel traitors!
*Attention, rebel traitors!
*Listen to me, rebel traitors!
*I am Darth Herbert
*Master of the Force
*Servant of the Dark Side
*Commander of the Empire's forces
*Sworn enemy of the Alliance
*Fearsome foe of friendliness
*And all-around mean guy
*I am here to be obeyed
*If you wish to surrender now, that's fine
*You will be defeated
*But it will save us both time
*And I can take a longer lunch
*If you do not surrender...
*...you will be defeated anyway
*But I'll be angry you wasted my time
*You want to hear some stories, do you?
*Very well, I shall regale you
*I was in a podrace once
*I destroyed the other competitors
*And I won
*That's usually how I do business
*I have fought many Lightsaber duels
*I remember one with my old master
*What was his name?
*Anyway, I defeated him
*He wasn't so great after all
*I have used the Force for many things
*To persuade people
*To destroy people
*But the best thing I ever used it for...
*Wait, why should I tell you?
*I should blast you into space!
*Do not be so rash
*Fools!
*Do you doubt my power?
*I will defeat you!
*You are insignificant!
*Who dares?!
*Do you defy me?
*Your power is nothing compared to mine!
*I don't want to talk about that!
*Never bring that up again!
*(angry breathing noise)
*Arrrrrgh!
*Grrrrrr
*None of your Jedi mind tricks!
*I cannot be fooled
*I was a Jedi once
*But I was too powerful
*That's why I left
*I don't care what you've heard
*Put away your Lightsaber!
*I will not embarrass you...
*...with defeat in front of your friends!
*Put away those Lightsabers!
*I could defeat you with a single thought
*I could defeat you with a single snowball
*For I am Darth Herbert
*You Rebels think you can destroy the Death Star?
*I will defeat YOU!
*Then you won't be destroying anything!
*If you reveal the Rebel spy to me...
*...I will still defeat you all...
*...But I will make it quick
*Can you direct me to...
*The Death Star bridge?
*I have planets to conquer
*The Death Star docking bay?
*My ship's come in
*The Death Star meeting room?
*I'm late for my four o'clock
*The Death Star elevator room?
*It's the only way to get around this place
*The Death Star trash compactor?
*I have some Rebel garbage to take out
*The Death Star tractor beam room?
*Collecting shuttles is one of my hobbies
*The Death Star detention block?
*Those prisoners won't interrogate themselves
*The Throne Room?
*Big meeting with the boss
*The Millennium Falcon?
*I just have a little sabotage to do
*My favorite animal is the Bantha
*They are quite delicious!
*But not very bright
*What is my favorite place?
*I like the Death Star's garbage compactor
*When there are Rebel spies in it!
*What is my favorite sport?
*Hunting Rebel spies!
*I don't like it to be too easy
*So I give them a good head start
*My hobbies are Lightsaber duels
*Disciplining underlings with the Force
*Flying my TIE fighter
*Crushing the Rebellion
*Defeating my old masters
*Collecting space shuttles
*I like to keep busy
*My favorite possession?
*I'm very fond of the Death Star
*And my TIE Fighter
*And my Lightsaber
*Anything that destroys things, basically
*My favorite color is dark
*It is the color of my wardrobe
*As well as my favorite side
*I'm talking about the Dark Side
*In case that wasn't clear
*My favorite planet is Alderaan
*I mean... WAS Alderaan
*Heh heh
*Are you a Rebel?
*Will you join the Dark Side?
*You want to join the Dark Side?
*Good choice
*Unfortunate decision
*I find your lack of faith disturbing
*Join the Dark Side
*We have cake
*and cookies
*We have cooler outfits
*The Dark Side will win
*Farewell, fools!
*Are you still here?
*Is there any reason you're still here?
*I have no further use for you
*I have no further use for this conversation
*This conversation is at an end
*There is no further need for you to speak
*I've gotten all I need from you
*Thank you, that is all
*Be gone!
*I tire of the sight of you
*Your presence bores me
*Why are you still annoying me?
*I'm off to crush the Rebellion
*The Rebellion is not going to crush itself
*I have a Death Star to activate
*I have Jedi to defeat
*Elite Penguin Force?
*You mean Rebel Penguin Force?
*Who is a crab called Klutzy?
*Director at EPF?
*You mean leader at rebel?
*(Angry Breathing Noise)
*Bah!
*Any question about me?
*Don't hack the computer or you will destroy dark side!
*My hobbies are dueling lightsaber with rebel.
*But I will win no one can beat my power!
*Let's join dark side with me and rule the galaxy!
*I never give up to destroy you fools!
*Finally a penguin listens to me!
*Thanks for the pizza Penguin.
*NO HUGS!
*NO SMILING!
*The frown is OK.
*NO HEARTS!
==Operation: Puffle==
*Well well well
*Look who we have here
*Greetings
*Why hello there
*Who goes there?
*Oh
*it's you
*You again?
*What do you want?
*Look what the puffle dragged in
*Allow me to introduce myself
*I am Herbert P Bear Esquire
*Formerly of the Arctic Circle
*Professional villain
*Certified genius
*Ursus Maritimus
*That means polar bear
*Who are you?
*THAT'S your name?
*That's a silly name
*Go away
*So long fools!
*Now
*if you'll excuse me
*I must be off
*I must be leaving now
*You penguins are strange
*I'm outta here
*Make like a tree
*And LEAVE!
*Shoo!
*I don't have time for this
*I'm a very busy genius
*MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*What's that?
*You have some questions
*do you?
*Very well
*I shall grace you with my knowledge
*I shall astound you with my brilliance
*Ask away
*My favorite animal?
*My favorite animal is the polar bear
*They are majestic geniuses
*My favorite music is QUIET music
*Which you penguins simply DO NOT HAVE
*I also enjoy listening to Bearthooven
*The famous polar bear composer
*So beautiful
*My favorite game?
*The only games I play are MIND games
*Which your puffles seem to enjoy
*I also enjoy a game of solitaire
*My favorite sport?
*Hmmm
*Is taking over the world a sport?
*No?
*Then I don't like sports
*Next question
*My favorite food?
*I enjoy seaweed pizza the most
*But you had better hold the anchovies
*Or else I shall ensure your DOOOOM!
*I hate meat
*I'm a vegetarian
*you daft creature!
*Vegetables are far superior in taste and texture
*They're also better for you
*I cannot stress that enough
*My hobbies are building ingenious devices
*Plotting to take over the island
*And dancing
*Err I mean
*I DON'T DANCE!
*EVIL GENIUSES DON'T DANCE!
*NO MORE QUESTIONS!
*MWA HA HA!
*Are you serious?!
*There's no way!
*You don't know what you're talking about
*I disagree!
*I'm an expert on this
*You might have a point there
*Well played
*penguin
*You are right
*but I am also right
*Because I'm never wrong
*That would be impossible
*FINE!
*NO!
*What are you saying?
*Darth Herbert?
*No I'm Herbert
*Sounds like someone is using my name
*That's understandable
*since it is so awesome
*He sounds like a smart bear
*The Force?
*I have all the force I need!
*You want to be my friend?!
*MWAHAHAHAHAA!
*That's hilarious!
*Oh man!
*Stop stop stop!
*No but seriously I don't do friendship
*You are welcome to be my minion
*Request to be a minion the same way
*that you'd request friendship
*YOU'RE WELCOME!
*You can be on my minion list
*For now
*Minions! It is time to prove your loyalty
*Pledge your support to the cause of
*ME!
*Show me the high paw emote!
*MUHAHAHAHA!
*Look at all of my minions
*Excellent work minions
*All those who didn't show the paw sign
*You are welcome to go jump in the river
*Indeed
*Impossible!
*You pesky penguins!
*You have terrible spelling
*Do you understand the magnitude of what I just said?
*It was simple A bit of this
*a bit of that
*I'm a mastermind!
*You're all dressed funny
*That was a waste of time
*Sigh
*Groan
*Growls
*I forgot
*What was your name again?
*I despise puffles
*But I finally found a use for them
*If they were more like crabs I wouldn't mind them
*Crabs are quiet
*Crabs do what I command
*Klutzy?
*Hmm
*yes he is
*No he isn't
*He is a loyal sidekick
*Every genius needs a proper lackey
*I suppose he's rather useful
*He's a good one to have around
*HAHAHA!
*This one time he tried to make a salad
*actually never mind
*Klutzy is keeping my lair warm
*Someone needs to put coins in the machine
*And it's sure not going to be me!
*Look lively
*you puny penguins
*I'm going this way
*You may follow if you wish
*Out of the way!
*All loyal subjects may follow me
*The rest of you STAY PUT!
*Feel free to follow me
*I'm going to the Boot Camp
*I'm going to the Lava Cliffs
*I'm going to the Puffle Vet
*I'm going to the Ice Falls
*I'm going to the Rapids
*I'm going to the River Cave
*I'm going to the Treehouses
*This way
*I suppose
*Keep up!
*Stop dragging your feet
*Pick up the pace
*penguins
*I don't have all day
*YOU!
*I know you!
*You're the Agent that's always fowling up my plans!
*You're the agents that are always fowling up my plans!
*GRR!
*Stay out of my way!
*Give up! There's no way you can defeat me!
*Spare me your silly snowballs
*Oh yeah!
*TAKE THIS!
*HA!
*My snowballs are ten times greater than yours!
*Thanks to my magnificent strength!
*Good try
*Agent
*but better luck next time
*Need I remind you
*that not only am I more intelligent than you
*but also much stronger?
*but also smarter?
*but also much more awesome?
*but also faster?
*but also taller?
*but also umm
*rounder?
*more like a bear?
*NEVERMIND!
*Leave the snarky comments to me
*You know the worst part about the
*Extremely Pathetic Fools?
*They can't help flashing their badges
*They always show them off!
*WHAT?
*Are you all with the EPF?
*Those badges can't stop me
*and neither can you
*BAH!
*BLARGLE!
*HEY!
*STOP THAT!
*WILL YOU STOP THAT!
*KEEP THE SNOWBALLS TO YOURSELVES!
*GAH!
*OUCH!
*EVERYONE FREEZE!
*STAY BACK!
*GRRRRR!!!
*You pathetic penguins are starting to make me ANGRY!
*You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
*SILENCE!
*Enough of your shenanigans!
*I just groomed my fur!
*ROOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!
*NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!
*I HATE the river!
*You penguins go rafting for fun?
*That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of
*I'm only staying out here because
*I thought you'd never figure out boats
*STOP SPLASHING!
*Polar bears don't like getting wet!
*Of course they don't!
*crosses quickly
*I don't want to stay on the river
*I'm not scared!
*I'm just busy
*And all my business involves firm ground
*Bring in the goods puffle!
*I don't know how they find all those coins
*but I love that they can do it
*You penguins were just keeping them as pets?
*What a waste!
*Soon I'll have so many coins
*I can keep my heater on all year
*puffles!
*Get in gear puffle!
*Hey you!
*Don't bring that little furball near me
*or I'll put it to work!
*Ugh you bring yours with you?
*They're sofluffy
*Yuck!
*Set it free?
*Set them free?
*They're just getting started!
*They're happy to work!
*No really
*that mind control makes them happy
*It's pretty amazing
*if I do say so myself
*Not until I have enough coins!
*checks on puffle
*adjusts brain box
*Gotta make sure this is nice and snug
*I don't want anyone taking these off
*I've noticed some puffles leaving the job
*This is unacceptable!
*All I want is
*to use all of the island's puffles
*to dig up a fortune in coins
*have them deliver it to my secret base
*and then have Klutzy put them into
*my giant coin-operated heater
*for the rest of my life
*Is that so much to ask?
*Loyal minions!
*Let's get some more puffles
*You there!
*Give up your puffles
*I always need more help
*It's so hard to find good help
*This is where puny penguins train?
*What's the point?
*I don't see anything here
*that teaches you how to be a bear
*With a training camp like this
*it's no wonder none of you found my base
*Now this place isn't too bad
*I almost set up my base here
*The lava would have kept me warm
*and it does look appropriately awesome
*But I said to myself
*Herbert you're too unique to have a
*base in a volcano
*You're a smart and creative villain
*You can do MORE
*So I did! HAHA!
*Minions!
*If you're looking for a place to start
*your career of villainy
*these cliffs aren't bad
*Though the EPF is sure to look here first
*And you don't want them around
*They are infuriating
*Getting rid of them
*Requires a lot of clever traps
*And lots of hot sauce
*Oh blargh!
*This place makes me ill
*All the caring and petting of puffles
*Just embarrassing
*And they make so much noise
*Between toys
*eating
*playing
*They never stay quiet!
*You want to take care of your puffle?
*I've got a better deal for you
*Hand your puffle over and I'll make sure
*that he never bothers you again
*You don't like my deal?
*Your loss
*penguin!
*Excellent!
*Leave it by the Ice Falls
*And I'll make sure he finds a good home
*BRR!
*I can barely hear myself think
*over the sound of the falls
*It's WAY too cold and WAY too loud here
*I can't stand it!
*You hear that EPF agents?
*In case you are listening
*I CAN'T STAND IT HERE!
*Did you see the mountain over there?
*Even the mountains look like puffles
*It's just ridiculous
*A polar bear mountain
*would be so much greater
*That gives me a wonderful idea
*WHAAAA?
*RAPIDS!
*WHIRLPOOL!
*This place is horrible!
*AAAAAHHHHHH!
*It's too fast!
*I want off this ride!
*I can't swim!
*Plug the whirlpool!
*Stop the river!
*SAVE ME!
*I'm getting out of here!
*Save yourselves!
*Lots of digging going on here
*Some of my best hauls come
*from these tunnels
*I bet you penguins don't even know
*where all these tunnels lead to
*That's why it was so clever of me
*to use them!
*They're a great way to move coins
*And not a bad place to hide a base
*If you had one you wanted to hide
*So you penguins stay in these?
*They're so plain
*There's no crazy machines
*no crab servants
*no comfy chairs
*no in-floor heating
*I don't know why you bother with them
*Wave to the EPF cameras
*Hey there EPF!
*How does it feel being useless
*while I'm all warm and safe?
*Alright
*quiet down
*SHUSH!
*Listen up!
*You want a story?
*Well
*I AM a master storyteller
*In addition to being a super genius
*Very well!
*Sit down and be quiet
*Another story?
*Thank you thank you
*Feel free to applaud
*NO BOOING!
*WHAT ARE YOU A BUNCH OF GHOSTS?!
*All of these stories are true!
*YES THEY ARE!
*THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THEY HAPPENED!
*You wouldn't know a good story if it sneezed on you!
*Story time is over!
*Once upon a time there was a magnificent polar bear
*Who was trying to build a wood chopper
*So that everyone could have a nice warm fire
*But along came a group of nasty agents
*And they didn't want ANYONE to be warm
*So they snuck up on the poor polar bear
*And they mixed up the wood chopper's controls
*causing it to sink into a lake!
*The end
*Once upon a time there was a Clothes Shop
*And the Clothes Shop had a vault full of coins
*But the vault was very dirty
*and difficult to clean
*There were coins everywhere!
*So a friendly polar bear decided to help
*He built a HUGE magnet to lift up all the coins
*But a group of stinky agents came by
*And they wanted everything to be stinky like them
*So they wrecked the magnet!
*Once upon a time there was a bunch of sad penguins
*They were bored because everything was boring
*He built an enormous underground drill
*And he drilled a bunch of super sweet tunnels
*Everyone was happy!
*But a group of grumpy agents came along
*And they didn't want ANYone to have fun
*So they broke the polar bear's drill
*and almost wrecked the island's precious boiler!
*Once upon a time
*there was a cold island
*And on that island was a poor cold polar bear
*But the bear was also clever
*So he made a thermal reversion laser
*And it made one spot on the dreary island
*As warm as the tropics!
*He even let some penguins stay there
*Which was pretty nice considering
*How mean they had been
*But some agents were angry
*just because the bear was warm
*So they blew up his laser!
*And made the whole island lame
*and boring again
*There was a polar bear that drifted
*to an island full of mean penguins
*He wanted to be warm and safe
*So he made a base far away from the penguins
*And constructed a heater
*But his foolish crab minion
*Stole a coin-operated dial for the heater
*So he came up with a brilliant plan
*He would make the useless furballs
*called puffles
*dig up coins for him
*So that he could be warm forever
*Now the bear wants to be left alone!
*GOT IT?!
==11th Anniversary Party==
*What is with all the racket out here?
*A party? Really?
*You penguins have been annoying for ELEVEN years!
*You shouldn't be celebrating that
*Fine then!
*Would you keep it down?
*Aren't you penguins ever quiet?
*Fine, you want some noise?
*RAAAAAAAWWWRRRRRRRR
*Well? Scram!
*I'm gonna have my own party
*I'll be celebrating brilliance
*so obviously you aren't invited
*HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!
*Do you know which party was my favorite?
*None of them!
*This room is my least favorite
*Aside from the others
*Those are pretty bad too
*Come to think of it...
*I hate any room that has a penguin in it
*I could trash this room if I wanted to
*And the EPF couldn't stop me!
==Waddle On Party==
*Oh man
*I've been waiting for this FOREVER!
*The last party!
*I think I'll take credit for this
*I can see the headlines
*Brilliant Bear Beats Birds
*I won't miss it at all...
*not the noise
*or battling the EPF
*or making super-machines
*...or building magnificent bases
*or... Klutzy...
*sniff sniff
*OKAY I'M DONE TALKING
*Now how do I get off this island?
*I don't want to be here...
*when you penguins get all sappy
*GROSS!
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