Captain Barnacles' Mansion

==Transcript==
 	[The TV show starts while Captain Barnacles is driving his Gup-A down the path of his new Japanese American mansion and it is already 7:45 PM. Kwazii and Peso already got to a Japanese mansion before Captain Barnacles does] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Hmmm... 	
 	[Meanwhile at a foyer...] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Kwazii? Peso? 	
 	[Captain Barnacles opens a door shaking nervously] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Maybe they are waiting in that room... 	
 	[Captain Barnacles enters a living room in fear as he hears a little girl puppy crying] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	
I do not see them...they said they will come, where are you Dashi... 	
 	[Captain Barnacles wents into the living room and a ghostly little girl puppy runs pass him and he grabs out a stick of dynamite and went into the living room, sees a light, it is the same ghost that ran pass him, Captain Barnacles angrilly tosses the stick of dynamite and it explodes causing the Chinese styled sliding doors to fall down and he hears scary ghostly footsteps] 	
 	[Captain Barnacles peaks inside the secret room to reveal it is a Asian shrine with a giant golden Chinese Buddha statue and he turns around and there was a scary zombish looking ghost puppy. She did not look very beautiful, pretty and right: Her black hair is long, unbrushed, messy and wild. her teeth are bloody and dirty, and her eyes are jet black, she is in a blood covered white Japanese burial dress, her skin is white and is covered with blood, her face is white and indigo.	
Black Eyed Zombie Little Girl Dachshund Puppy Ghost:	[Screams at Captain Barnacles in a croaking voice which is similar to Kayako Saeki's from The Grudge] 	
 	[Captain Barnacles screams as a flashlight flip then lands on Captain Barnacles' right hand] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Who goes there? 	
Black Eyed Zombie Little Girl Dachshund Puppy Ghost:	(croaking voice) YAAAGH! RRAAGH!! No one leaves this mansion here alive!! YAAAGH! aahh! [Begins to crawl on the walls] 	
 	[A mysterious bookish Octonauts founder octopus is using a vaccum cleaner to suck the scary zombish dachshund puppy ghost causing it to vaporize into dust, sending it back to the Otherworld] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Huh? 	
 	[A mysterious octopus chases after a ghostly black eyed zombish little boy racoon while Captain Barnacles hides behind a table] 	
Octopus: 	I am going to get... 	
 	[The Black Eyed Zombish Little Boy Racoon grabs out a plastic toy hammer from a toy box and swings it at a mysterious octopus] 	
Black Eyed Zombie Little Boy Racoon: 	(ghosly zombish voice) Got you! hehehe! 	
 	[A black eyed zombish litte boy racoon disappears] 	
Professor Inkling: 	Ouch...ooof...I sure take a lot of knocks in this line of work. I am getting old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery. Anyway, nice to meet you. I am Professor I. Octopus. This mansion...I swear it seems to have more and more ghosts and ghost fishes everyday just like Professor E. Gadd! What is a young feller like doing around here? Anywho? 	
 	[Two ghost Little Boy Monkeys and a Little Girl Monkey in Octonaut uniforms from the American Civil War appear in front of Captain Barnacles & Professor Inkling Octopus and starts coming from them] 	
Professor Inkling: 	Uh-oh. This looks ugly. All right, youngster, look lively! Follow me, poothaste. 	
 	[At Professor Inkling Octopus' ghost research lab...] 	
Professor Inkling: 	
So your name is Captain Barnacles. I think our paths are destined. Hmmm...where is this, you ask? This is my cozy quarters where I do my ghost studying. Professor I. Octopus' Ghost Research Labatory! The Lab!...you won this mansion in a contest you did not enter? That is pretty weird. So you believed the mansion actually exists, then...strange. I have been living here now. And I tell you, I have been studying this mansion for years, this mansion only appears after 6pm. There is still some rooms that I am afraid...it is not happy to win a haunted mansion. That reminds me, a cat with a blue sailor hat and blue boots and a penguin with a white sailor hat with a blue stripe...they looks like my grandsons. While E. Gadd...is on vacation. Yes, that is it! I think...	
Captain Barnacles: 	Kwazii and Peso... 	
Professor Inkling: 	Well, yes. As I always saying, they went up the mansion without ever stopping to chat, and they never returned...those are a cat and a penguin who walks into the mansion? They are your partners? Are they never returned? That is horrible! This cannot be happening. They would not stand a chance against those ghosts without my help. I got it. Here is the plan, I will teach you how to deal with ghosts so you can save your partners, Kwazii and Peso. 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Sastified? 	
Professor Inkling: 	Sastified. 	
Professor Inkling: 	I am giving you a special gadget to help you deal with ghosts. 	
Captain Barnacles: 	What is it? 	
Professor Inkling: 	The Ghostfishcatcher 3000! It can suck up all kinds of things including the ghost fishes. Let them rip! 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Okay. 	
Professor Inkling: 	Are you ready for some training? 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Ready! 	
Professor Inkling: 	Then preparing simulation! 	
 	[Ghost fishes appearing out of nowhere and mob Captain Barnacles] 	
Professor Inkling: 	Turning off... 	
 	[Professor Inkling turns off a simulator] 	
Professor Inkling: 	Simulator turned off. Changing to easy mode. This training will only take half an hour. 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Argh... 	
Professor Inkling: 	Careful now, Barnacles. 	
 	[All ten ghost fishes caught in Ghostfishcatcher 3000. Fireworks appear] 	
Professor Inkling: 	Bravo, Barnacles! You caught all ten ghost fishes! That is how to do it. And please, do not come back if you fell excuse me. 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Yes since Tunip, Shellington, Dashi and Tweak in an underground labatory hideout. Bye! See you. 	
Professor Inkling: 	Good luck! Bye! Come back if you catch a ghostly baby. Catch a full alert. 	
 	[Captain Barnacles enter a mansion first floor as Inkling waves back at him. Barnacles is in nerves as he enters a mansion second floor at full alert] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Where am I? Oh yes. Back to the parlor since Zuul, Boolossus, Bogmire, King Boo, Miss Petunia, Lady Bow, Boos, Slimber and Black Shadow is in a dungeon. 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Hmmm...I do not see them. Maybe if I blew out some candles... 	
 	[Captain Barnacles blew candles out, waiting for ghost fishes to come out with nerves] 	
Painting of Fishinia Father: 	You! Who put out my candles? 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Me, Mr. Barnacles. 	
Painting of Fishina Mother: 	Well, dark rooms are dangerous around here...Yesssss... 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Me? 	
Painting of Fishina Son & Fishina Daughter: 	They love the dark and now they will get you! Bloo-heh! 	
Captain Barnacles: 	But, I know Luigi who is on vacation. 	
Painting of Fishina Guest: 	Now you are in it! Blugh-huh! 	
Painting of Fishina Dog: 	Bark, bark! (Beefcake, beefcake!) 	
Eric Cartman: 	Oi! That is my line. 	
Painting of Fishina Baby: 	Just like Blue Sailor Hat and White Sailor Hat before you... 	
Animal Mechanicals: 	Shut up! 	
Painting of Fishina Father: 	Silence! 	
 	[Animal Mechanicals screams as they fly all the way to Animal Mechanicals Headquarters Island] 	
Paitning of Fishina Father: 	Now that the Animal Mechanicals are gone, may you wander lost in the darkness...forever, huh? Are you afraid of the dark? Huh? 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Yes, I am brave, except ghost fishes. 	
Painting of Fishina Mother: 	Oh really? Blah-ha! Here they are now! 	
 	[Five ghost fishes come out of paintings and attack Captain Barnacles. Captain Barnacles screams] 	
Ghost fish #1: 	Ha! What a chicken. 	
Ghost fish #2: 	Oh no! 	
 	[Five ghost fishes gets sucked into Ghostfishcatcher 3000] 	
Ghost fish #3: 	Noooooooooooo! 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Ha. Loser. Trying reading my mind again. This was safe. 	
 	[A treasure appears and gets a key so he collects money and walks down a hallway and reaches a door at the end of a hallway] 	
Professor Inkling: 	Barnacles! I detect something strong behind that door. Therd seem to be a strong spirit down here. 	
 	[Captain Barnacles enters a nursery and sees a baby ghost fish] 	
Fishina Baby: 	Oi! Do you want to play with me? 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Not yet. Oi, do you talk English? 	
Fishina Baby: 	Ahhhhhhhh! 	
 	[Fishina Ghost Baby uses his rattle at Captain Barnacles while Captain Barnacles throw a baby at Fishina Baby Ghost] 	
Fishina Baby: 	Ow! You give me an owie! I just wanted to play with you. I hate grown-ups! 	
Captain Barnacles: 	But I was 9 years old. 	
Fishina Baby: 	Nine years old children are the same. Why are you bigger than meeee? I had enough, Mr. Leader of Octonauts. Smaller...grow smaller...small, itsy, bitsy, tiny, tinny tiny, little, wee! Goo ga ga ga ga goo goo! 	
Chauncey: 	Oi! That is my line. 	
 	[Fishina Baby Ghost violently shakes his rattle at the entire room fades white] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Where am I...? Am I in his bed? 	
 	[Fishina Baby Ghost appears in front of Captain Barnacles wailing like crazy. Captain Barnacles scream. Giant hobby rocking horses are flying over Captain Barnacles followed by Fishina Baby Ghost. Fishina Baby Ghost wails at Captain Barnacles with a mad tone of voice. Captain Barnacles tries to run away from Fishina Baby Ghost but Fishina Baby Ghost threw a hobby rocking horse to stop Captain Barnacles] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Ow! 	
 	[Fishina Baby Ghost throw rubber balls at Captain Barnacles] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Hmmm...take this! Now, keep your diaper on or die. 	
 	[Captain Barnacles grabs a rubber ball and throw it at Fishina Baby Ghost] 	
Fishina Baby: 	Owie! 	
 	[Captain Barnacles begins sucking up Fishina Baby with his Ghostfishcatcher 3000] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Bye-bye, baddie! 	
Fishina Baby: 	No! The Fishina Family will avenge me! I swear! They will come for you! 	
Captain Barnacles: 	It is time to go bye-byes! 	
 	[A big pile of trillion treasure chests appear] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Ah, yes. I got it. Now, I have to keep it in a safe. 	
Professor Inkling: 	Barnacles! Thank goodness! I though I lost contract with you. You seemed to be okay after the battle...he mention something about the Fishina family? I better research on that. Keep on capturing those ghost fishes. Good work. I guess you showed the ghosts who is boss. And you found more money! Good job. 	
 	[At a lab...] 	
Professor Inkling: 	Bravo! This machine turns the ghosts you captured into beautiful paintings. But not scary, it works in reserve! It is simple. Just plug the Ghostfishcatcher 3000 into the machine. 	
 	[Captain Barnacles plugs the Ghostfishcatcher 3000 into a machine and sees captured ghosts turned into platinum portrait paintings. Captain Barnacles screams] 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Ghosts! 	
Professor Inkling: 	Do not be scared. There are the marvelous paintings, eh? They can be sold for billions! Do you know the Fishina family? The Flying Dutchman witnesses the explosion that happened 70 years ago. Let us begin. Shall we? 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Okay. 	
 	[Captain Barnacles gets a Deceased Family Diary book then reads so he skips to the end of the Fishina family section] 	
Professor Inkling: 	The Fishina family lives in this mansion. It was a properous time until the Great Depression in WWII. An assassin named Dutchman was sent down to destroy them. The assassin was successful but he escaped. Nobody knows. In the funeral, the gravestone that reads "Here lies the Fishina Family." 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Uh...sad story is not it? 	
Professor Inkling: 	Today, you won here in a lotto competition you never entered. That is why I want you at the same time to solve this mystery besides catching ghost fishes. I wonder what is the Flying Dutchman doing in that mansion...the mansion twins' room has resources. Try looking out for clues. 	
Captain Barnacles: 	Aye, aye, Inkling! See you in a few hours! 	
 	[Captain Barnacles and Professor Inkling arrives at a storage room] 	
Professor Inkling: 	Barnacles. There seem to be a lot of ghost fishes detecting from that cage. But it is okay. This can be a good chance to get those ghosrt monkeys in this mansion. Try pressing that button. 	
Captain Barnacles: 	No! It is too dangerous. Do not press it because it said "Do not push." 	
Professor Inkling: 	Oh, okay, let me try. 	
 	[Professor Inkling pushes a button] 	
Ghost fish #1: 	Who disturbs our sleep? 	
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