Meditation Teacher Sutra

1.     I prepared to verify my
schedule.  I did this by getting up when
the bell rang.  First, I lay in bed.  Second, I waited until the bell rang.  Third, I pulled the blanket off.  In this way, I prepared to verify my schedule
by getting up when the bell rang.
2.    I prepared to win the point.  I did this by hitting the shuttlecock in the
air.  First, I aimed the badminton bat in
a particular direction.  Second, I threw
the shuttlecock in the air.  Third, I hit
the shuttlecock in that direction.  In
this way, I prepared to win the point by hitting the shuttlecock in the air.
3.     I prepared to weigh the
weights.  I did this by lifting the
weight onto the scales.  First, I touched
the weight.  Second, I gripped the weight.  Third, I lifted it onto the scales.  In this way, I prepared to weigh the weights
by lifting the weight onto the scales.
4.    I prepared to select the most
healthy egg and sperm.  I did this by
eating the strawberry that had cream on it. 
First, I looked at the strawberries. 
Second, I looked at the strawberries with cream on them.  Third, I selected a strawberry with cream on
it and placed it in my mouth.  In this
way, I prepared to select the most healthy egg and sperm by eating the
strawberry that had cream on it.
5.    Elvira prepared to participate in a
field trip.  She did this by flying a
kite.  First, she ran with the kite.  Second, she let the wind lift the kite into
the sky.  Third, she flew the kite in the
sky.  In this way, she prepared to
participate in a field trip by flying a kite.
6.    I prepared to ask the jackdaw to
speak.  I did this by patting the
jackdaw.  First, I walked to the
jackdaw.  Second, I placed my hand above
the jackdaw.  Third, I patted the
jackdaw.  In this way, I prepared to ask
the jackdaw to speak by patting the jackdaw.
7.    I prepared to the meditation
centre.  I did this by staying close to
the safe people.  First, I identified
that the people I was with were safe. 
Second, I stayed with the people. 
Third, I was close to the people. 
In this way, I prepared to the meditation centre by staying close to the
safe people.
8.    I prepared to keep the positive
gifts.  I did this by differentiating
between apples and oranges.  First, I
looked at the apple.  Second, I looked at
the orange.  Third, I found differences
between them.  In this way, I prepared to
keep the positive gifts by differentiating between apples and oranges.
9.     My audience prepared to experience
heaven on earth.  I did this by plucking
the harp string.  First, I sat at the
harp.  Second, I positioned my finger
next to the string.  Third, I plucked the
C string.  In this way, my audience
prepared to experience heaven on earth by plucking the harp string.
10.   The psychiatrist prepared to help
the patient.  He did this by writing the
while command.  First, he typed “while”. 
Second, he typed “true”. 
Third, he ran the command until the user had entered input.  In this way, he psychiatrist prepared to help
the patient by writing the while command.
11.    I prepared to like you.  I did this by agreeing with you.  First, I read the sentence that you wrote.  Second, I thought of whether you agreed with
it.  Third, I agreed with it.  In this way, I prepared to like you by
agreeing with you.
12.   I prepared to dissolve the
licorice.  I did this by popping the
bubble.  First, I found the bubble.  Second, I positioned the metal skewer above
it.  Third, I stabbed the bubble, popping
it.  In this way, I prepared to dissolve
the licorice by popping the bubble.
13.    I examined the Vag’s famousness. 
I did this by converting famousness into famousness.  First, I found the first famousness.  Second, I converted it into another
famousness.  Third, I repeated this for
the other famousnesses.  In this way, I
examined the Vag’s famousness by converting
famousness into famousness.
14.   I prepared to connect two
heterogeneous ideas.  I did this by
allowing the left-hand side and right-hand side of my brain communicate, like a
conversation of algorithms.  First, I
wrote sales arguments in pedagogy. 
Second, I distributed them to points of sale.  Third, I mapped the points of sale.  In this way, 
I prepared to connect two heterogeneous ideas by allowing the left-hand
side and right-hand side of my brain communicate.
15.   I prepared to think of a metaphor
for a fascium.  I did this by standing a
s single meditation government leader. 
First, I collected my like-minded colleagues.  Second, I learned how to teach
meditation.  Third, I stood for election
for government.  In this way, I prepared
to think of a metaphor for a fascium by standing a s single meditation
government leader.
16.   I involved myself with
goodnesses.  I did this by painting the
pictures with text.  First I found the
first part of the image.  Second, I
painted it with text.  Third, I repeated
this for the rest of the images.  In this
way, I involved myself with goodnesses by painting the pictures with text.
17.   I prepared to think of creative
philosophy by thinking of sets of As for managers, education and the theology
specific A by thinking of the metaphor for a parakeet.  I did this by calling the parakeet to me.  First, I called it.  Second, I put out my arm  Third, it came to me.  In this way, I prepared to think of creative
philosophy by calling the parakeet to me.
18.   I prepared to say I loved being
there.  I did this by sanctioning
breedsonings with As, making philosophy easier to write.  First, I wrote the breedsonings.  Second, I wrote an A for it.  Third, I wrote the philosophy.  In this way, I prepared to say I loved being
there by sanctioning breedsonings with As.
19.    The positive doctor prepared to do
his job.  He did this by protecting his heart
and brain in conjunction with meditation. 
First, he protected his heart. 
Second, he protected his brain. 
Third, he meditated.  In this way,
he prepared to do his job by protecting his heart and brain in conjunction with
meditation.
20.  The robotics man prepared to drink
from the flask, which was a metaphor for society.  He did this by drinking from the thermos
flask (like a robot) in the park (space). 
First, he untwisted the lid. 
Second, he drank from it.  Third,
he put it down.  In this way, the robotics
man prepared to drink from the flask by drinking from the thermos flask in the
park.
21.   You prepared to be the main person
too.  You did this by being fast parents
with young children.  First, you got
married.  Second, you got a
mortgage.  Third, you had children.  In this way, you prepared to be the main
person too by being fast parents with young children.
22.   I prepared to like being with
you.  I did this by shaking my
worlds.  First, I shook the model
globe.  Second, I waited until it had
opened.  Third, I watched the key fall
out.  In this way, I prepared to like
being with you by shaking my worlds.
23.   I prepared to like being happy.  I did this by inverting my frown into a
smile.  First, I identified myself
frowning.  Second, I relaxed my face.  Third, I smiled.  In this way, I prepared to like being happy
by inverting my frown into a smile.
24.   I prepared to be on my guard.  I did this by placing the fireguard in
place.  First, I turned the fire on.  Second, I lifted the fire screen.  Third, I placed it in front of the fire.  In this way, I prepared to be on my guard by
placing the fireguard in place.
25.  I prepared to like being friendly by
myself.  I did this by going for a walk
at the same time each day.  First, I
decided whether I wanted to go for a walk at a particular time.  Second, I went for a walk at this time.  Third, I did this all day.  In this way, I prepared to like being
friendly by myself by going for a walk at the same time each day.
26.   I prepared to like a lady.  I did this by giving the children all of the
academic As once per day.  First, I
waited until 12 noon.  Second, I gave
them all of the academic As.  Third, I
watched their faces.  In this way, I
prepared to like a lady by giving the children all of the academic As once per
day.
27.   I prepared to go outside.  I did this by wearing a coat.  First, I unbuttoned the coat.  Second, I put on the jacket.  Third, I put on a costume, went on stage and
became King of Pop.  In this way, I
prepared to go outside by wearing a coat.
28.   I prepared to do a corrected act on
stage.  I did this by playing the
lutephonics.  First, I plucked the lute’s string. 
Second, I listened to whether it was sharp or flat.  Third, I tuned it down or up respectively, to
the correct note.  In this way, I
prepared to do a corrected act on stage by playing the lutephonics.
29.   I prepared to pull people out of the
grave.  I did this by pushing everyone
up.  First, I lay under the person.  Second, I put my hands on his back.  Third, I pushed him up.  In this way, I prepared to pull people out of
the grave by pushing everyone up.
30.   I prepared to fall asleep.  I did this by imagining sheep jumping over
me.  First, I watched one sheep jump over
me in my imagination.  Second, I prepared
to watch the second sheep jump over me in my imagination.  Third, I repeated this until I had fallen
asleep.  In this way, I prepared to fall
asleep by imagining sheep jumping over me.
31.    I prepared to push strawberries into
my mouth.  I did this by molding
strawberries.  First, I pressed the
strawberry up.  Second, I kept pushing it
up.  Third, I ate it when it reached the
top.  In this way, I prepared to push
strawberries into my mouth by molding strawberries.
32.   I prepared to eat dessert.  I did this by eat strawberries out of a
bowl.  First, I offered the money.  Second, I offered the property.  Third, I offered my time to take part in the
religion.  In this way, I prepared to eat
dessert by eat strawberries out of a bowl.
33.   I prepared to appear intelligent in relation
to main programs about life.  I did this
by determining that the line was bug-free. 
First, I verified the command’s
spelling.  Second, I verified the number
of commands.  Third, I verified the
command returned the desired result.  In
this way, I prepared to appear intelligent in relation to main programs about
life by determining that the line was bug-free.
34.   I prepared to entertain the
guests.  I did this by stating that the
musician was vegetarian.  First, I ate
the peanut sauce.  Second, I ate the
broccoli.  Third, I ate the carrot.  In this way, I prepared to entertain the
guests by stating that the musician was vegetarian.
35.   I prepared to feed the chivalrous
knights.  I did this by producing food in
my role as the restaurant manager. 
First, I produced onion relish. 
Second, I produced mango chutney. 
Third, I produced Indian cuisine. 
In this way, I prepared to feed the chivalrous knights by producing food
in my role as the restaurant manager.
36.   I prepared to write my own
exam.  I did this by writing it in
multiple-choice format.  First, I decided
on the main points.  Second, I decided on
the criteria points for each point. 
Third, I wrote the exam.  In this
way, I prepared to write my own exam by writing it in multiple-choice format.
37.   I prepared to go to heaven (peace on
earth).  I did this by teaching the
meditation technique.  First, I travelled
to the calm place.  Second, I surrounded
myself with students.  Third, I
instructed them in the meditation technique. 
In this way, I prepared to go to heaven (peace on earth) by teaching the
meditation technique.
38.   I prepared to provide feedback on
meditation teaching.  I did this by
preventing regogitation (sic) (thinking of the same content twice).  First, I prepared to think of the first
idea.  Second, I prepared to think of the
next idea.  Third, I repeated this until
I had thought of the ideas that I liked to. 
In this way, I prepared to provide feedback on meditation teaching by
preventing regogitation (sic) (thinking of the same content twice).
39.   I prepared to observe safety
guidelines.  I did this by doing one
thing at a time.  First, I performed the
first activity.  Second, I finished
it.  Third, I performed the second
activity.  In this way, I prepared to
observe safety guidelines by doing one thing at a time.
40.  I prepared to notice you.  I did this by watching the navy show.  First, I noticed the first mate.  Second, I noticed the response.  Third, I verified that it was correct.  In this way, I prepared to notice you by
watching the navy show.
41.   I prepared to examine the famous
intellectually disabled student.  I did
this by playing the intellectually disabled student.  First, I was sensitive to her voice.  Second, I was sensitive to her appearance.  Third, I was sensitive to her world.  In this way, I prepared to examine the famous
intellectually disabled student by playing the intellectually disabled student.
42.   I prepared to observe life on planet
Earth.  I did this by repeating the
sutra.  First, I read the sutra in a
book.  Alternatively, I listened to a
teacher tell it to me.  Then, I repeated
the sutra for twenty minutes twice per day. 
In this way, I prepared to observe life on planet Earth by repeating the
sutra.
==Meditation Teacher Sutra Breasoning List==
1.	Schedule, bell, bed, ringer, blanket, to do item.
2.	Point, shuttlecock, badminton bat, air, arrow, winner.
3.	Weight, scales, finger, claw, scale, kilogram.
4.	Egg, sperm, strawberry, cream, mouth, tongue.
5.	Elvira, field, bus, kite, string, sky.
6.	Jackdaw, jack, door, hand, glove, pet.
7.	centre, safe person, safe, reader, mat, pole.
8.	Gift, apple, orange, apple tree, orange tree, + sign.
9.	Audience, heaven, earth, harp, harp string, C.
10.	Psychiatrist, patient, while command, keyboard, true, stairway.
11.	Friend, red rectangle, sentence, poll, vote, you.
12.	Licorice, pop, bubble, map, skewer, ball.
13.	Vag, stage, screen, transformation, A list, exam.
14.	Atom, brain, sale, points of sale, chart, bridge.
15.	Fibre, meditation, government, leader, vote, metaphorical seed.
16.	God, painting, apple, text, storyboard, circle.
17.	creative artist, parakeet, hand, arm, path, philosopher.
18.	Love heart, pedigree, table, A, philosophy book, dog.
19.	Doctor, heart, brain, mat, meditator, job.
20.	Robot, thermos flask, lid, cup, table, robotics man.
21.	You, fast parent, wedding ring, mortgage, child, young child.
22.	Avec symbol, world map, globe, can opener, key, shaker.
23.	Happy face, smile, identity matrix, nose, eye, pupil.
24.	Guard, paper, wood, fire screen, prodder, bellows.
25.	finger, leg, pants, clock, sun, hour.
26.	Lady, academic, 12 noon, document wallet, face, son.
27.	Outside, coat, button, jacket, costume, King of Pop, overcoat.
28.	Stage, lute, string, sharp, note, heaven.
29.	cloud, pusher, person, hands, up arrow, seat.
30.	bed, model sheep, collar, bell, graph, head.
31.	strawberry, mouth, mold, huller, strawberry slice, tooth.
32.	dessert, bowl, money, property, club, fork.