Broadway & Lagomorphs

Broadway & Lagomorphs is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If a production of "Hair" called "Hare" opened on Broadway, you'd expect the star to be a what?
===Choices===
1. cottontail rabbit
2. jackrabbit
3. angora rabbit
4. pygmy rabbit
===Choice Quotes===
1. "You are hoppin' down the wrong bunny trail my friend."
2. "Jackrabbit, the only hare in the bunch."
3. sound clip
4. "Hey, don't get short with me."
===Answer Quote===
"Hares and rabbits are not the same thing."
===Correct Answer Reveal Quote===
"How ironic. The jackrabbits, are not rabbits, But hares."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
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