E.V.I.L. Part 1

E.V.I.L. Part 1 is the fourth episode of the second season of Super Sponge. The episode premiered on 11/24/23 and was written by Not-Joe. The next episode is E.V.I.L. Part 2.
== Plot ==
A team of supervillains attack Bikini Bottom, on Super Sponge, Patrick, and Sandy's first day as official I.J.L.S.A. members!
== Transcript ==
(Morning.)
A fish with a mustache was driving a large supply truck on a highway. He stopped at a red light. He waited for it to turn green, then continued forward. He went down a side street, driving towards a factory in the distance.
Just then, a bright red payphone appeared in the middle of the road in front of the truck! The driver slammed on the brakes! Back to being tall, the Operator stood between the truck and the payphone, with a creepy smile on his face.
The Operator: "Hey there…"
The truck driver looked terrified.
The Operator: "Don't worry. I promise not to do anything to your truck if you give me the correct answer. I'm thinking of a number between 5 and 7. Oh, and here's a hint… There is no correct answer!"
The Operator held up a laser gun and shot a big bolt of electricity at the truck, completely flipping it over!
(Super Sponge intro is played.)
(At Patrick's rock house.)
Patrick was sitting on the couch, watching a soap opera on his television.
Male movie character: "Christina, I need to talk to you about something."
Christina: "What is it, Brian?"
Patrick: "I love this movie! It's so engaging!"
Brian: "There was a time when I really loved you, but then I didn't… But I do again now."
Patrick passed out and started snoring.
There was a knock on the house so loud that it woke him up. Patrick lifted his rock and SpongeBob was there.
SpongeBob: "PATRICK!!! The three of us got accepted into the I.J.L.S.A.!!!"
Patrick: "WHOO!!!"
(Moments later.)
"The Less I Know" by Tame Impala played briefly, as Patrick and Super Sponge were flying in the sky, using their inflatable pants. There were scallops floating around, underneath them.
(At the Treedome.)
Sandy: "I don't know as much about superheroes as you guys do, but this is undoubtedly a huge honor!"
Super Sponge: "This is the moment I've been dreaming about since I was a kid!"
Sandy: "They're gonna give us a tour of the Hall of Heroes today. We should probably head over there now."
Patrick: "What's that?" (Looking at the computer.)
The screen on Sandy's big computer started flashing red.
Sandy: "Someone is robbing Barg'N-Mart!"
Super Sponge: "Me and Patrick will check it out. We'll meet you at the Hall of Heroes."
(Bubble transition to Super Sponge entering Barg'N-Mart.)
All the lights were off.
Super Sponge: "Where's the robbery?"
Super Sponge looked around. No one was there.
Super Sponge: "Wait. Where is everyone?"
(Distant voice) "RIGHT HERE!!!"
Something in the darkness swung a fist at Super Sponge, sending him flying backwards and falling on top of a barrel of watermelons!
Sea Pig appeared standing in front of Super Sponge, eating something out of a can.
Sea Pig: "This stuff is really good. I can't believe they actually sell canned bread here."
Super Sponge: "Sea Pig?!"
Sea Pig: "Hahaha!"
Super Sponge: "I thought you got sent to Neptune's prison!"
Sea Pig: "They let me and some other guy go for good behavior, and you know what I mean by that…"
Super Sponge looked confused.
Sea Pig: "I mean I broke out, you idiot."
Super Sponge: "Oh."
Just then, Patrick flew through an open window high on the wall behind them!
Patrick: "Leave Super Sponge alone!"
Patrick dived in the air, towards Sea Pig! Just then, Sea Pig took out a gun, which shot a big net flying at Patrick so fast it sent him crashing backwards, into a bunch of store shelves, which then fell on top of him!
Sea Pig: "Heheheh!"
Sea Pig then took out a small bomb and tossed it high in the air, which made the entire ceiling start caving in!
Super Sponge looked at Patrick, who had passed out!
Sea Pig: "Which is it? Save your friend or catch me?"
A big piece of wood from the ceiling was about to fall on top of Patrick! Super Sponge helped him up, and carried Patrick as he flew out of the building! Patrick started to wake up.
Super Sponge: "Boy Pat, you're heavier than a bag of snail food. Well, maybe not a full bag. That stuff's pretty heavy."
Super Sponge set Patrick down on top of a tall building, and the two of them sat on the edge of the roof, watching as the entirety of the Barg'N-Mart building collapsed in the distance, becoming nothing but a bunch of rubble.
Super Sponge: "Barg'N-Mart was one of Bikini Bottom's oldest buildings, and now it's been destroyed…"
Patrick: "Don't worry, buddy! We'll get him next time!"
Super Sponge: "I can always count on you, Patrick, for emotional support. That's one of the reasons you're my best friend."
Patrick: "You're my best friend too, SpongeBob. Nobody else gives me free Krabby Patties everyday."
Super Sponge: "Make sure you don't tell Mr. Krabs about that."
Patrick: "I promise."
Super Sponge: "Alright… Well, we gotta get going. Sandy's probably already at the Hall of Heroes by now."
The scene cuts forward in time to Sea Pig trying to sneak into a dimly lit warehouse. He walked right into a room where Arsenal, The Operator, and Man Ray were standing!
(With a negative attitude) Arsenal: "Welcome back, Sea Pig. I know some of you have been eager to make it known you guys are out of prison, but first we have work to do."
The Operator: "Haha! You got busted!"
Arsenal squinted at The Operator.
The Operator: "Okay, maaaaybe I went out of the secret lair once for some fun, BUT ONLY ONCE!"
Arsenal sighed.
Arsenal: "You guys are the new E.V.I.L. and your first mission is to takedown Super Sponge, so what you gotta do is…"
Man Ray: "I was part of the original E.V.I.L. So, why do I gotta take orders from you?"
Arsenal: "Alright mister tough guy, you got a plan?"
Man Ray: "In fact, actually, I do…"
(Bubble transition.)
Super Sponge and Patrick arrived at the Hall of Heroes. Sandy and the Green Harpoon were waiting outside for them.
Green Harpoon: "I would like to officially welcome all of you to the great… Hall of Heroes!"
They walked through the front door, entering the big room where all the giant statues of heroes are.
Green Harpoon: "Two of you have already seen this room before. This is where we honor some of the bravest souls that ever lived. Maybe one day, I'll have a statue here."
A fish in a light green costume entered the same room as them.
Fish: "Hello. I'm this generation's Elastic Waistband. But unlike my Grandpa, I prefer the nickname Elastic."
Patrick: "Hi!!!"
Super Sponge: "Hello!!!"
Sandy: "Nice to meet you. My name's Sandy. These are-"
Elastic: "I know who you three are. I've already seen your files."
Sandy: "Our files?"
Elastic: "On the Hall of Heroes Super Computer."
Green Harpoon: "I usually call it Patricia. But that might get a bit confusing now because of how much that sounds like the name Patrick, so I'll need to think of a different nickname. But anyways, here it is, in the conference room."
They walked into the conference room, which has a large table and a big computer screen on the wall.
Super Sponge: "Didn't it get blown up during our battle with Hot-Dog?"
Green Harpoon: "Yeah, so some functions like the satellite signals are running a little slow right now, but we were able to rebuild the computer."
They walked up a set of stairs, then down a long hallway which had a glass wall, on the second floor. Super Sponge looked out the glass wall and saw Seashell Park below them, in the distance.
Super Sponge: "Wow Pat, look at that view!"
Elastic: "You should see it in the morning."
They then entered a large room with gym equipment. 
Green Harpoon: "And this is our training room."
A young adult fish in a costume similar to Mermaid Man's was in the room.
Fish: "Welcome to the I.J.L.S.A.! I'm Mermaid Girl, the leader of the team."
Super Sponge: "Thank you so much for accepting us! I've always dreamed of being an official member of the I.J.L.S.A."
Mermaid Girl: "The pleasure is mine. I'm sure you guys will do great here."
An alarm went off on a watch Sandy is wearing.
Sandy: "Someone's attacking the town a few blocks away!"
Miss Appear entered the room.
Miss Appear: "Sounds like a team mission."
Super Sponge: "No, we've got this."
Sandy: "Are you sure, SpongeBob?"
Super Sponge: "Yes. It's probably just Sea Pig. The three of us can take down one guy."
(Bubble transition.)
A large Kelpo delivery truck was upside down, in the middle of the road! Super Sponge, Sandy, and Patrick appeared at the scene, and heard a guy yelling "HELP!"
Sandy: "There's someone in there!"
Super Sponge: "Come on, Pat! We gotta help him!"
They flew over and pulled a guy out, who was stuck in the driver seat!
Super Sponge: "You're safe now."
Patrick: "You're a safe now, sir."
Driver: "Thank you! Both of you!"
Super Sponge: "Who did this to your truck?"
Driver: "Him!"
The driver pointed his fin at a dark alleyway across the road. The Operator stepped out of the darkness!
The Operator: "HAHAHA!!!"
Super Sponge: "Really? The Operator again?"
The Operator: "Not just me this time…"
Man Ray stepped out of the darkness too, standing next to The Operator!
Man Ray: "We meet again, Super Sponge."
Super Sponge: "MAN RAY?!"
The Operator waved his fin and a purple colored portal appeared! A bunch of Sink Mouth Zombies started running out of it, towards the heroes!
Super Sponge: "It's time for all my karate practice to pay off!"
Patrick started throwing pebbles at the zombies, as Super Sponge and Sandy stood side by side! Zombies ran at them! Super Sponge kicked one of them in the face! Sandy karate chopped one in the stomach! 
Man Ray: "I really like your creepy villain aesthetic, Operator."
The Operator: "Thanks! I had to get my face ripped off to look like this."
Man Ray: "Sounds painful."
The Operator: "Yeah, but it completed the look."
The zombies shot a thick liquid out of their faucets, at Super Sponge and Sandy! Super Sponge grabbed onto Sandy's elbow, as he leaped high into the sky, dodging the attack!
Man Ray: "Eat laser!"
Man Ray shot a bright yellow laser out of his pointer finger, and it zapped Super Sponge as he and Sandy were above the ground, sending them falling! Patrick flew over and caught them!
Sandy: "Thanks, Patrick!"
A Sink Mouth Zombie shot a thick liquid at them, taking the three of them out of the sky!
The Operator: "I wish I could shoot lasers out of my hands like you can."
Man Ray: "It's actually the gloves I'm wearing. Here, I got an extra one."
Man Ray tossed a blue glove to The Operator. The Operator grinned, putting it on! Right after Super Sponge got up from the ground, The Operator ran over and stood right in front of him, aiming his fin at Super Sponge!
Super Sponge: "I'm not scared of you, Operator!"
Patrick: "Then why isn't he shrinking?"
The Operator: "Fools, I'm not powered off of fear anymore! Hahaha!"
The Operator used the glove to shoot a laser at Super Sponge! Super Sponge flew off to the side! The Operator hopped around, shooting lasers at the heroes, as the Sink Mouth Zombies continued to surround them!
Just then, someone leaped high into the air!
Super Sponge: "Sea Pig is back!"
Sea Pig: "Darn right, I am!"
Sea Pig tossed a big bomb into the middle of the road and there was a huge explosion! The impact of it knocked Patrick unconscious and shoved Super Sponge and Sandy away from Patrick! Super Sponge landed on his feet, and Sandy landed on her knees, away from him! The explosion left a huge cloud of smoke in the street.
Far away, Sandy heard Super Sponge yelling: "Sandy??! Where are you??!"
Someone was standing in front of Sandy, in the midst of all the smoke. She stepped forward, revealing herself…
Dallas: "Hello, Sandy."
Sandy: "DALLAS?!!"
Sandy got off her knees and stood there in shock!
Dallas: "I'm back in town, sister!"
Dallas had an evil smile on her face!
In the distance, the other villains carried Patrick’s body into a large van!
Super Sponge: "PATRICK!!!"
Super Sponge took Sandy's tracking device out of his pocket and threw it at Man Ray, as it latched onto Man Ray's leg!
Sea Pig: "Take this!"
Sea Pig threw a smoke bomb laced with sleeping poison at Super Sponge, which made him pass out on the ground!
Dallas: "I gotta go, Sandy. We'll catch up next time."
Dallas ran off, towards the van! Her and all the other villains got inside it, and they drove off with Patrick!
To Be Continued…
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