LCM Coffee Cup

A)    
The
LCM’s second and final submission is yet more evidence that the LCM is taking
over the world. We’ve already had the lecture on Martin and the subliminal
Sinfield/Martin messages in the national papers. Today I bring you the LCM
coffee cup (attached).
The inspiration for
this came from the LCM’s recent visit to a coffee shop with Mad Martin (aka
Martin Bottone). The LCM was served his drink first and Mad Martin was behind
him in the queue. The lady at the till asked Mad Martin and the  LCM “are
you together”. The LCM kept his counsel at this question (the LCM does not talk
to non-Martins if he doesn’t have to) and in the confusion, Mad Martin did his
usual confused look and blurted out “Erm…he’s just my Lord Chief Martin” – to
which the poor non Martin was quite simply dumbstruck. 
This is a genuine
story my friends and inspired by this the LCM did taketh it upon himself to
obtain an LCM coffee cup. 
So this very
morning whilst visiting clients, the LCM purchased a coffee pre-meeting. When
asked what his name was by the guy behind the counter, he simply said “My name
is L, C, M. Lima Charlie Martin” (the new phonetic alphabet version of Mike
“M”).
Without hesitation
the non-Martin serving complied and here is the evidence.
All hail.
The LCM is all
seeing.
Happy Martinmas
everyone.