The City of Men

The City of Men is the third episode of Sexist SpongeBob.
==Characters==
*SpongeBin
*Joe
*Patracist
*Homophobeward 
*Women
*Bubble Bass (mentioned)
==Transcript==
[The episode starts with SpongeBin watching a movie with Joe]
SpongeBin: Oh yes. This movie is great! I’m glad that the cast is all male!
Joe: SpongeBin, you should really go out. There are women outside.
SpongeBin: WHAT?!
[SpongeBin runs outside]
SpongeBin: YOU DIRTY WOMEN THIS IS MY PROPERTY!
Woman 1: We are at the other side of the street.
Woman 2: Yeah and we were just talking.
SpongeBin: STOP LYING YOU BITCHES!
[Patracist gets out of his rock]
Patracist: Yeah go away you stupid fishes!
Homophobeward (from his house): GET OUT OF HERE YOU LESBIANS!
Woman 2: I have a boyfriend.
SpongeBin: I SAID NO LYING!
Woman 1: Fine, let’s go, Betty.
Woman 2: Okay.
[They walk away]
SpongeBin: Finally.
Patracist: Aight, I will be going to the KKK now.
SpongeBin: Okay pal.
[SpongeBin walks back to his house]
Joe (sniffing a baby doll): Oh, SpongeBin! I thought you were gonna be out for longer.
SpongeBin: They gave up early. Wait… THAT’S A GIRL BABY DOLL!
Joe: Ihatewomen, don’t kill me please.
SpongeBin: Fine. But if I see you sniffing a girl again…
Joe: Okay Laden, I won’t-
SpongeBin: H-HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME?!
Joe: I live with you.
SpongeBin: Oh yeah. Well whatever. I’ll go back to watching the movie.
Joe: Meow.
[SpongeBin sits on the couch and starts watching TV]
SpongeBin: Woah! They are stuffing the monsters into the spaceship!
[rocket sounds from the TV are heard]
SpongeBin: Wow. They are sending those monsters into space. Hm… What if I send monsters to space too… HAHAHAHA!
[cut to SpongeBin at NASA]
SpongeBin: Oh boy I can’t wait to launch all those-
[a lady opens the door]
SpongeBin: WHAT THE?! A WOMAN! AAAH!!!
[SpongeBin runs away]
Lady: I just-
SpongeBin: What a monster.
[cut back to SpongeBin in his crabapple house]
SpongeBin: Hey Joe do you have any spare spaceships?
Joe: Yes actually.
SpongeBin: Oh could you give me one.
Joe: Well yes, but you have to… pay.
SpongeBin: Oh, I stole so much money from women. I can buy anything!
Joe: The cheapest one is 40 million.
SpongeBin: Deal.
[cut to SpongeBin spying on women]
SpongeBin: Oh those monsters!
[SpongeBin walks closer to them]
SpongeBin: Well, hello ladies!
Woman 2: Oh no, not again.
Woman 1: Could you stop?
SpongeBin: Actually, I just want to give you ice cream.
Woman 2: Is it poisoned?
SpongeBin: No. Why would you even think that? 
Woman 1: Because you hate us.
SpongeBin: Oh, well, I am so…
Woman 2: So what?
SpongeBin: So arr-I... 
Woman 1: Sorry?
SpongeBin: Yes, that word. NOW EAT THE ICE CREAM!
Woman 2: Alright, alright!
[they eat the ice cream]
Woman 1: Wow that was very… uh... 
SpongeBin: Microchip-y?
Woman 1: Yeah…
SpongeBin: Oh okay then the chip is in it.
Woman 1: wait wut
Woman 2: I hate you.
SpongeBin: The feeling is mutual.
French Narrator: Several thousand women later…
SpongeBin: It  took 2 weeks, but it’s done! All women have been microchipped!
[SpongeBin presses a button on a remote]
SpongeBin: And now, the suckers will be sucked… into the spaceship! THAT’S RIGHT! 
[he rushes to the window]
SpongeBin: YOU ALL ARE GOING TO SPACE!
[the women get sucked into the ship. He presses another button and the spaceship goes into space]
SpongeBin: I did it… I ACTUALLY DID IT! NO MORE WOMEN! HAHAHAHA! YAY!
[SpongeBin runs outside]
SpongeBin: ONLY MEN! YAY! HOORAY! I will post this on Twitter dot com!
[SpongeBin grabs his phone and starts typing]
SpongeBin: And… send! Alright! Now the whole WORLD knows it!
[phone notification]
SpongeBin: What? A comment? Hmm... [starts reading the comment] Weeeeeeeellllllll…. what about TRANS men?!!!!!!! They are CLEARLY just WOMEN!!!!!! Why didn’t you send them to SPACE?!!!!! They are not MEN they are just stupid ret- [stops reading] Okay that’s enough. Buh-bye, Mr. Bubble Bass.
[SpongeBin puts his phone away and starts walking]
SpongeBin: My life now is perfect! There is no one to annoy me!
[Homophobeward is running towards him]
Homophobeward: SPONGEBIN!!!
SpongeBin: What?
Homophobeward: NOW THAT WOMEN ARE GONE PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE GAY!!!
SpongeBin: ok
Homophobeward: IT’S NOT OKAY!!!
SpongeBin: why
Homophobeward: IT’S AGAINST MOTHER NATURE!!!
SpongeBin: I-
Homophobeward: I will kill you if you don’t get the women back.
SpongeBin: FINE! But I still don’t get why you hate the gays.
[cut to SpongeBin in his house with Joe]
SpongeBin: Uh Joe... Can I get a rocket?
Joe: Yes, just give me ice cream.
SpongeBin: Alright. [gives him an ice cream]
Joe: Yum.
[Cut to SpongeBin in space on a rocket trying to get into the spaceship]
SpongeBin: Females!!! Let me on the ship!!!
[a woman opens a door]
Woman: No!
SpongeBin: Why not?!
Woman: You are gonna kill us, or something!
SpongeBin: No! I promise!
Woman: Fine. Come in.
[SpongeBin drives the rocket inside]
Woman: So, what do you want?
SpongeBin: I wanna let you home.
Woman: Okay… But if you drive us into the sun…
[SpongeBin starts controlling the ship]
SpongeBin: Let’s-a-go!
[cut to Bikini Bottom, where the spaceship can be seen in the sky]
Fish: Look! There’s a spaceship!
[the ship hits the ground and SpongeBin comes out of it]
SpongeBin: Well, hello there!
Homophobeward: Where are the women, you [slur]?!
SpongeBin: Bitches!
[the women walk out]
Fish & Homophobeward: YAY!
[Patracist walks in]
Patracist: Oh hey. What did I miss?
(end)
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