List of Ray William Johnson's catchphrases

~Fake and Gay
~EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
~Two camels in a tiny car!
~You ain't got no pancake mix!
~INSERT UNNESACARY BONER JOKE!
~I'm ray william johnson and i approved this message.
~Squaids, it's some serious sh*t!
~Bill your such a legend!
~I think your doin it wrong.
~suprise buttsex?
~ZOHMYGOODNESS!
~n**** got aids in his mouth!
~YOU FINNA TRY!
~anywhore...
*Melismyname*
~Here's the deal though
-...Until!