Clyde Philmore Bites Lieutenant Griswald at the Football Tournament and Gets Grounded

(inspired by the Looney Tunes Show episode Father Figures)
== Cast ==
Clyde Philmore and Ambulance man 2-Steven
Lieutenant Griswald and Announcer-Dallas
Clyde's dad-Dallas
Clyde's mum and Madge Griswald-Allison
Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Ambulance man 2-Joey
Lou Strickland-Tom
== Plot ==
Clyde Philmore gets in huge trouble.
== Transcript ==
At the football tournament, Lieutenant Griswald was running past the other footballers, and he kicked the football towards the goalpost.
Lieutenant Griswald: Oh boy! I'm going to win!
Clyde Philmore was in the audience, and he was sitting next to his parents. Clyde was also bored.
Clyde: Man! I'm bored! I wish there's something I can do.
Clyde's dad: You can go home to do something you like when we finish watching the match.
The football flew towards the goalpost. Lieutenant Griswald cheered.
Lieutenant Griswald: Yes! Sherman bites the dust! Five more scores to go and I get a trophy!
Clyde started to think.
Clyde: Hmm. What shall I do?
Then Clyde had an idea. He looked menacing.
Clyde: I know! I will go down to the grounds and bite Lieutenant Griswald! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
So Clyde left the seat and ran past the other audience members. His parents started calling to him angrily.
Clyde's dad: Hey, Clyde! Get back here!
Clyde's mum: Get back to your seat, young man!
Clyde was running down the stairs towards the football grounds.
Clyde: Never! You can't stop me! Hahahahaha!
Clyde's dad: Clyde, you're leaving me no choice! Either get back to your seat, or you're grounded!
Clyde's mum: Get back here right now!
But Clyde took no notice and then he entered the football grounds. He ran to Lieutenant Griswald. Lieutenant Griswald was preparing to run for a football to kick.
Lieutenant Griswald: I'm going to kick a football to the goalpost to get another skill. Once I've beaten the other opponents, I'll be the winner!
Suddenly, Clyde jumped and bit Lieutenant Griswald's butt and kept his teeth on it. Lieutenant Griswald screamed in pain.
Lieutenant Griswald: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lieutenant Griswald collapsed to the ground, and Clyde kept holding his teeth on Lieutenant Griswald's butt. Lieutenant Griswald kept on screaming in pain, as he was spotting Clyde.
Lieutenant Griswald: Oooh! AAAAH! AAAAAAAARGH! Gosh! Get Philmore! Get him off me!
Gus Griswald and Madge Griswald in the audience were horrified.
Gus: Oh no! It's Philmore! He's biting my dad!
Madge: Good sweet Mike! This is terrible!
Lieutenant Griswald: OOOO! AAAAH! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF! STOP!
Clyde heard his dad yelling.
Clyde's dad's voice: STOP!
Clyde's parents came, and they pulled their naughty son off Lieutenant Griswald's butt. Clyde was horrified.
Clyde: Uh oh! I've been caught!
Lieutenant Griswald: Ow! I've been bitten by that beastly son of yours! I feel hurt! Ow. Thanks for helping me, Joseph and Allison.
Clyde's dad: You're welcome, Sherman!
Lieutenant Griswald: Can you punish him, please?! I'm in great pain. Ow.
Clyde's parents were furious with Clyde.
Clyde's dad: Clyde Philmore, how dare you bite Lieutenant Griswald?! That's very impolite!
Clyde's mum: We're very cross with you, young man! You should know biting people is unacceptable!
Clyde's dad: You think biting people at the football tournament is fun?! No!
Clyde's mum: That's a very impolite thing to do! And biting the Army lieutenant is a very bad thing to do!
Clyde's dad: That's it, curb your gnashing right now!
Clyde's mum: And don't ever bite Lieutenant Griswald again!
Clyde's dad: Let's go home right now!
Clyde went home with his parents in disgrace, crying.
Clyde: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Gus and Madge came to Lieutenant Griswald.
Gus: Pop, are you alright?
Lieutenant Griswald: No, Philmore bit me on purpose.
Madge: Oh no! That Philmore is being such a monster! What a nasty boy he is!
Gus: Don't worry, pop! We'll get you to the hospital!
Madge: I'll call the ambulance!
Madge picked up a phone and called the ambulance.
Madge: Hello, ambulance! This is Madge Griswald! My husband Sherman has been bitten by one of my son's enemies Clyde Philmore! Can you please take him to the hospital?! Great! Thank you! Bye!
Madge put down the phone.
Madge: Don't worry, Sherman. The ambulance is on its way.
Just then, the ambulance turned up. Then two ambulance men came out of the ambulance and walked to the back and opened the doors. They got into the back and pulled down the stretcher. They carted it over to Lieutenant Griswald.
Ambulance man 1: Don't worry, Mr Griswald!
Ambulance man 2: We'll get you to the hospital in no time!
So the two ambulance men lifted up Lieutenant Griswald and then they put him on a stretcher and carted him to the back of the ambulance and then they got him in. They closed the back doors and walked to the front doors. They opened the doors and got back in the ambulance and they drove back to the hospital.
Gus: I hope pop is okay, do you, mum?
Madge: Yes I do.
Gus: I'm very sorry, mum. Pop is losing the match now, because of Philmore. I should have stopped Philmore from trying to bite pop.
Madge: It's not your fault. Tell you what. Let's get some ice cream.
Gus: Good idea, mum.
Lou Strickland was kicking the football towards the goalpost and then he kicked it hard. The football flew towards the goalpost and hit it.
Lou Strickland: Yay! I did it! I won the game!
The other footballers were disappointed.
Announcer: And the winner is... LOU STRICKLAND!
Lou Strickland: Yay! I did it! I won the game! Now Mr Griswald's out of the tournament since Clyde bit him! I'm going to get a trophy now! My friends will be very happy about my victory!
Gus and Madge were dismayed.
Madge: Oh no! I can't believe Strickland has won!
Gus: Neither can I! I'm very disappointed! This is Philmore's fault, he let Strickland win after biting pop. I hope Philmore gets grounded, do you?
Madge: Yes, Philmore is going to be grounded. Let's get some ice cream. That'll cheer us up!
Gus: Thanks!
Back in Clyde's house, Clyde's parents continued scolding Clyde.
Clyde's dad: Clyde, I can't believe you bit Lieutenant Griswald! That is unacceptable!
Clyde's mum: We told you to get back to your seat, but no no no. You disobeyed us! You should know biting people is unacceptable!
Clyde's dad: And now, Lieutenant Griswald has lost the game, thanks to you!
Clyde's mum: Lieutenant Griswald didn't get a prize because he did so, because of you!
Clyde's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for three days!
Clyde's mum: Go upstairs to your room now! And curb your gnashing!
Clyde went to his room, crying.
Clyde: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Category:Clyde Philmore's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff