Great UnBarnian Police Chase of 145

The Great UnBarnian Police Chase of 145 (2000) was a 2-hour police chase where an unnamed person led the police on a 2 hour police chase across multiple UnBarnian cities for commiting a capital crime. The crime, you may ask? Being in possession of 10 UnAnything capitalism films and 20 American songs because he and his family sucks. 
== In-depth look at the chase ==
At around 8:45PM UnBarney Standard Time on March 5th, 145 (2000). The unnamed suspect had the nightly routine of an UnBarney State Official coming into his house and what the officials saw was fucking DISGUSTING. He was watching Baby Blue and Yellow, an evil capitalist UnAnything comedy and when they looked around they saw more acts of disgusting imperialism. They even found 20 American imperialist songs, but when they tried to handcuff him and his wife and kid they booked it for the car and drove off into his neighbourhood blasting 2010s songs (there's a handful that are allowed in UnBarney, but these were not those) speeding. We thought this would be easy but he upgraded his suspension, air filter and exhaust like a racing shame. Our cars were powerful so we always stayed 4 feet behind him, but he entered the UnBarnian cities ramming into cars, destroying a LOT of bikes, crashing into stores and more. Crashing into cars is punishable by DEATH in UnBarney because people worked hard for those fuckers. He already had 10 death penalties for the movies, and by the end he had 100. 
He sped into Barneytown, pulling out a megaphone saying things that go against Father Strange's glorious views. This guy was now a traitor and people wanted his head on a spike, that's where he would end up. (we'll get to that later). He saw an MP5 for sale and started shooting at the hundreds of cops that were on his tale. 
1 hour later, the guy was not gonna give up because he had taken out many cops (may they Rest in Peace) even after he stopped at McDoubles for some food. And speaking of McDoubles, this was their busiest day in UnBarney history. Families were watching the chase on UnNational TV and ordered food and our very popular and totally original Super Cola drink. 
The next hour, the driver thought he outsmarted our superior cops, that is until somebody threw the worst ever shame for the UnBarney, Inc. ZD on the road with a nail, that shame was Captain 0 Saves the Day! which was an unlicensed bootleg made by a now-executed UnAnything loyalist. It hit one of the tires, ricocheted on the other one, the car crashed. Everyone survived though.
=== Execution ===
The next day, the guy, his wife and kid were brought to the Strange Square in Barneytown and were convicted of being in possession of a LOT of foreign media. They were sentenced to death by cyanide, NOT the firing squad for some reason. Fin.
== Lies from the evil capitalist UnAnything. ==
The evil capitalist UnAnything heard of this, and they called this the most disgusting abuse of human rights imaginable. They're all pulling this out of their ass.
A statement was issued that says this, also these lies were pulled out of their asses: 
This is believed to be correlated to the 146 (2001) Operation: Yellow and Blue attacks where UnAnything invaded us and in return got nu̶̙̹͇̩̻̲̞͗̓͊̉́͑̋̾̉̏͊͋͘͝k̷̢͇͙͚̥͔͇̻̖̖̠̜͔͎͈̍͛̾̅̾͐́̍͋̒̑͒͗͠͠ȩ̶͍̠̱͖͈̬̹͔̤̲̳̈́͂͜ ̶̨̮͎̟̺̟̠͒͋́͋̍̔͜ ̸̗̮̍͌̄̑̍̕͠ '''T̷h̴i̷s̶ ̵c̷l̵a̴i̵m̸ ̵i̸s̶ ̴T̵a̶k̵e̸ ̵o̷f̷f̸ ̶y̸o̶u̸r̵ ̷b̸l̸i̴n̴d̵f̸o̴l̸d̵s̷.̶ G̸o̸o̸g̵l̶e̷ ̷Ȉ̷̫r̵͎̕õ̶͎n̴̝̿ ̴̭́D̶̯͋ỏ̸̫m̴̨͝ẻ̴̖.̵͖͌'''
== Truth from UnAnything ==
Another statement was issued later on:
Shortly afterward, he learned about the supposed statement covered under "lies":
Then he learned about the familial execution:
Of course, this is all lies. UnAnything was [read: unsuccessfully] nuked, nothing actually happened on this day. Was it that fucking defector spreading lies as usual?