PlayStation vs Xbox

Sony console, PlayStation, raps against Microsoft console, Xbox, to see which console is better.
== Beat ==
We Major: https://soundcloud.com/allrounda/instrumental-we-major-beat-by-allrounda
== Locations ==
PlayStation: Boss Arena
Xbox: Reach
== The Battle ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
XBOX
VS
PLAYSTATION
BEGIN!
=== PlayStation: ===
We're the best and you're the worst
So you might as well not take a turn if i'm going first
When people think of gaming they think of Sony
Everyone knows XBOX is nothing but a phony
Final Fantasy, Spiderman, and Star Wars just to name a few
We have so many franchises no one even wants you
So step up loser if you think you must
But like you do in the console wars, your rhymes are going to be a bust
=== Xbox: ===
Yo yo, Xbox is in the house and I'm here to say
The most overrated console in gaming history is something you shouldn't play
Your rhymes are worse than EA, shoot you like Master Chief
All your games stink, this is why you should just leave
Or prepare for a beating! You're softer than Sackboy
Drop out of this battle, or I'll tear apart this toy
Size Matters in this battle, so I'll go Up Your Arsenal (ew)
Call me Spider-Man, I'll lock you up like a criminal (ooh)
=== PlayStation: ===
Yo yo? you talk like your current but don't have a clue wazzup
You talk big but like your profits, you just don't measure up
So, talk your game because nobody's playing
Get used to second, 'cause that's where you're staying
We're the king of consoles, when it comes to us no one asks who
You can't beat the PS5 with how many consoles? that's right, you have two
Xbox can't win when it's two versus one
Two versus one, that's our profits against yours; mic drop, we're done
=== Xbox: ===
Oh please, you're a mess, Reaching for the highest profit
You'll Crash in this battle, I've got this battle in my pocket
You should've brought PaRappa, at least he knows how to rap
But like him, you're paper thin, man, you're so crap
Lemme tell ya something, PlayStation, you're not an All-Star
You're Dragon your raps along, like Kratos, I'll cause gore in this war
You're dead, no coming back, this battle is done
When we talley up the scores, it seems Xbox One!
=== PlayStation: ===
Xbox? I think I've heard that name. Where, in the bargain bin because your games are lame
=== Xbox: ===
Nah bro, group your games with LJN, 'cause their quality is the same!
=== PlayStation: ===
You can't live up to my name!
=== Xbox: ===
Hmph, I still left you beat!
=== PlayStation and Xbox: ===
I AM THE BEST CONSOLE, AND NO ONE ELSE CAN COMPETE!!!
(The beat stops after PlayStation and Xbox say their last line, causing an awkward silence. However, it is broken by a voice saying...)
=== ???: ===
Here we go!
(PlayStation and Xbox turn to see a kingdom, with a pipe. Another beat kicks in, as another rapper comes out of the pipe, revealing Nintendo.)
=== Nintendo: ===
Let's-a go! You two are the Wario to my Mario
Imperfect copies that need to go
Without me you two wouldn't exist, your claims make me say ha
Nintendo makes you disappear more than Zelda
You guys suck more than Kirby, it's better if you stay A Link to the Past
PlayStation, you copied one of my games, now I'll leave you SMASHED!
Captured this win like a Pokemon, back to the box with these toys
Now I've left you seeing red, like the Virtual Boy (HAHAHAHAHA!)
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The logo turns into an 8-bit version of itself.)
OF HISTORY!