Four Faced Steve

Please note: This story is produced by @N0tSphminx, and he doesn't have permission to create a page so, I'm helping him out. N0tSphminx also knows that this page exists so all of N0tSphminx's work is cited. -DementedSoul4000
. . . fourMC.exe dataRunFile FourFacedSteve.exe . . . Loading fourMC.exe . . . Loading Complete.
Hello, it's Korvey here, and I have an interesting store to share. It starts with when I wanted to get Minecraft for my birthday.
- January 7, 2015.
Part 1
I was finishing opening my gifts for my birthday, and then I got to the last one. There was an envelope containing a Minecraft gift card, attached to a gift, which had some Minecraft covers for my bed. I was so excited! I went to my computer to get the code, and the link. The link was suspicious though. It was telling me to go to https://fourMC.com/downloadpcexe. I went ahead and entered the website into my browser, and it took me to a code redeem page. I scratched the code and I put it in, then it registered and started downloading a file called "fourMC.exe," and it looked weird. I opened the file, and it immediately began to download.
Part 2
Once it installed, I opened the "Minecraft4*" app. It sent me to an account registration page, and I used my dad's account information. Then it said, "running fourMC.exe, hang on. . ." so I waited, until I met a home screen, with a play button, like any other Minecraft version. I customized my skin really quick, and I played. I was met with a multiplayer button, and singleplayer button. I chose to create a singleplayer world, I called it "My First World" like any other player would. It started off fine, I gathered wood, found a village, and etc. It was until I started seeing blue dots in the distance, but I thought nothing of it. I made a bed and slept through the night. But when I woke up, I had four of every item that was in my inventory, and I saw random "444"s in my chat. It was until I started seeing error messages saying "ERR444_CHUNK_LOAD_FAIL-CODE_444" I was concerned.
Part 3
I went into the mines, wondering what those random error messages were. I started mining, until random chunks in front of me were disappearing. Then, I was teleported, floating in the air, surrounded by Four Faced Steves. They were moving at ungodly speeds, almost as if they were teleporting. The music started glitching and saying "444" cryptically. My game started glitching and the Four Faced Steves were generating random terrain, even from different dimensions! I was so scared, wondering what I had done. Then, this message popped up: "FourFacedSteve.exe has altered computer code successfully. Then, my computer started glitching and showed a bunch of fours and things related to four. Then, a computer message popped up. It said: "Termination in progress, please be patient." Then my computer turned off and my monitor did too. I told my dad nervously what happened, but he didn't believe me, until he tried to recover my data and my computer several times but failed. And since I used his account info, it stole his account too. I had to get an entirely new computer and new account.
Conclusion
Do not ever go looking for Four Faced Steve! He is extremely dangerous and will steal all of your accounts on your computer, and your data. Here is the entity data I managed to document. Please be careful of what you surf on the web, and make sure you do not get your stuff stolen!
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