Annoying Orange Marketing Promo Reel/Transcript

==Transcript==
Voice: Only one web series has over 800 million video views.
Orange: Hey Apple.
Apple: What!!
Orange: Knife.
Apple: Huh (Screams while getting knifed)
Orange: Ew! Oh!
Voice: Over 2.1 million youtube subscribers.
Orange: Hey, who cut the chese? (laughs)
Cheese: You say that one more time, and I swear I'm going to hurt you.
Voice: Over 9.5 million Facebook fans.
Orange: Hey, hey Professor Snapefruit.
Grapefruit: What?
Orange: Your an apple! (laughs)
Grapefruit: I most certainly am not an apple.
Orange: Yeah-huh. Apple-cadabra. (Poof noice) Hey Snapefruit are you embaresed because you're looking a little red. (laughs with Pear and Passion while Grapefruit grunts)
Voice: Its own iPhone and iPad games.
Orange: Hey, your an apple. Hey, what's wrong banana, you don't look like your peeling very well. (laughs).
Voice: Created sevral merchandising opportunities.
(Funky Jazz music plays)
Voice: And has featured Oscar-Nominee James Caan.
Jalapeño: Ouch. (Orange and Fruit Basket scream.)
Orange: Chili Gordo.
Jalapeño: Amigo, you have cut me deeper than any woman I have ever met.
Voice: And that show is The Annoying Orange.
(Orange's theme song plays)
Different Voice: He spits seeds!
And he is great!
He's riding a pony in rollerskates!
He slides to work on a rainbow!
And cleans his plaaate ...
He's Orange! Annoying Orange!
He's Orange! Annoying Orange!
He's Orange!
Orange: (laughing)
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