Patrick Succeeds

This is a transcript of the Patrick Fails episode "Patrick Succeeds" from Season 41.
== Transcript ==
*[Fade in]
*Patrick: Durrr....
*[Patrick suddenly gets a 13 pack and muscles]
*Patrick: Huh?
*[Pretty women then come to Patrick to give him money]
*Patrick: Uhhh...
*[Patrick gets hair]
*Patrick: Wait, did I just get hair?! YES!!!
*[Patrick's song then plays on the radio, and everybody loves it]
*Patrick: I knew everybody would love it!
*[The president of every country comes over to Patrick to announce that he is the new president of their countries]
*Patrick: REALLY?!
*Joe Biden: Yes, really.
*Elizabeth II: We're not lying, Patrick!
*Michael D. Higgins: And that's not it, either.
*[Everybody in the world comes over]
*Everybody: WE ALL RESPECT YOU!
*Patrick: Well... being the new president of every country, and every continent, I declare for all lantern bugs to die!
*[Every lantern bug dies, and Patrick gets a whole lot of knowledge]
*Patrick: I have KNOWLEDGE! I must use this, right away.
*[While Patrick writes on a chalkboard of a discovery he's making, he gets handed every video game in the world, and has documentaries made about him, giving him many fans]
*Patrick: I have discovered the meaning of life!
*[Everybody comes over to Patrick, and a cheering noise is made]
*Patrick: That is not it either, I have discovered how to live on other planets.
*[It cuts to Patrick and everybody on Mars, and Patrick suddenly learning everything that has been taught]
*Patrick: I'm so happy... YES!!!
*[It pans over to Plankton, still on Earth]
*Plankton: Oh, how I ENVY that FOOL! WAAAAAA!!!
*[The episode fades out to the credits]
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