Ron Hitler-Barassi

Ron Hitler-Barassi (sometimes credited as R.H.B. or RHB) is a lead vocalist and dancer in TISM (aka This Is Serious Mum), who has been part of the band in all its line-ups since 1983. Hitler-Barassi's pseudonym refers to former AFL footballer and coach Ron Barassi, and former dictator and Fuhrer of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler. 
Hitler-Barassi is known for his vitriolic spoken word "diatribes", and for ending up nude (and sometimes unmasked) during live shows. Since the mid-1980s Hitler-Barassi has also acted as one of the band's primary spokespeople, often appearing alongside founding drummer/vocalist Humphrey B. Flaubert on behalf of TISM in interviews and television appearances. 
Reports that Hitler-Barassi is a high school teacher and novelist outside of TISM have never been confirmed by the band. 
==Official biography==
Ron Hitler-Barassi: lead vocals, dencorub, Annexation of Poland; position: midwife
Hitler-Barassi insists that Times New Roman is the most appropriate font for lyrics, while Flaubert prefers to use Arial for his, much to Hitler-Barassi's chagrin. 
He would also like to point out that if you are still reading by this stage, you deserve to be stuck in the remand section of your nearest maximum security prison, having a length of barbed-wire encased in rubber inserted into your anal canal by your new "wife".
===Profile (from "Let's Form a Company" music video, 1991)===
:RON HITLER BARASSI
: Position
:Midwife
:Age
:57
:Batting Average
:7.460
:Likes: The dull pain early morning commuting brings
:Hates: TISM
==See also==
*TISM
*List of diatribes
*Peter Minack
**C.W.G. (Campaigning With Grant)
==External links==
*Ron Hitler-Barassi at tism.com.au (archived 6 December 2000 by archive.org)
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