High to Be Loathed

High to Be Loathed is a song sung by Charles Montgomery Burns to convince Abe Simpson to be a wrestler again. It appeared in the episode "Gorgeous Grampa". The song was written by Allen Simpson and Matt Selman.
==Lyrics==
:Mr. Burns:
:Don't really care for chasing women.
:Never was keen on booze.
:Don't take cocaine or "Mary-Jane",
:No, I get drunk on boos!
:Eh, that's "b-o-o-s", not "z-e" as before.
:Bart Simpson:
:Uh... We get it...!
:Mr. Burns:
:Because...
:You've got to love to be hated.
:Find the good in being bad.
:Oh, the crowd is full of gentlemen,
:But they've paid to see the cad.
:Yes it's a hoot, a kick, a gas,
:When you're the villain of the show.
:Once you wear black you never go back,
:It's a high to be loathed.
:Chucky, Stalin, Megatron,
:Eric Cartman, Donkey Kong.
:Vader, Nader, Simon Legree.
:Terminators 1, 2 and 3.
:Iago, Joker, Voldemort.
:McEnroe on center court.
:Mr. Burns and Skeletor,
:Keep your good guys, what a snore.
:When it's your head they wanna sever,
:And your blood they wanna shed,
:You know you're gonna live forever,
:If everybody wants you dead.
:So listen up because I've given,
:The best advice you'll ever know.
:So feel the thrill, I know you will,
:It's a high to be loathed!
== Appearances ==
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Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Mr. Burns
Category:Original Songs
Category:Season 24 songs
Category:Songs by Grampa