Stretch

Stretch is a sentient tape measure and drug trafficker living in Appliance Avenue who was responsible for the murders of hundreds of appliance dealers; one of the most notable people he murdered was a man by the name of Joe Shmoe, who was trying to prove that one could not fit an appliance in the back of a hearse. 
One of Stretch's most notable murders took place in the notorious Tool War of 2005, a war commenced by the avenue's residents which involved the assassination and arrest of many. Stretch was one of the most notable combatants for his rampant killing sprees and his iconic AK-47 that he'd almost always carry around. 
== Appearance ==
Stretch is a magenta tape measure with yellow tape and buckteeth. He has two eyes with magenta eyelids and black eyebrows. His long and lanky tape can protrude from his mouth; he makes a jolly good usage of it to beat the living daylights out of eyewitnesses hired by the FBI.
== Trivia ==
*Stretch has currently been imprisoned for 25 years due to being responsible for some nasty actions during The Tool War of 2005.
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