Annoying Orange: Back to the Fruiture/Transcript

Orange: Hey! That's mine! Give it back!
Pear: No way! It's my whistling pinwheel!
(Pear blowing the Whistling Pinweel)
Orange: You're an apple!
Pear: What's that, Orange? I can't hear you.
(Pear blowing the pinwheel)
Orange: (groans)
(Lightning appears)
Orange: Whoa! What's going on?
(Lightning disappears, revealing Evil Orange)
Evil Orange: Wow!
Orange: What the?
Evil Orange: Orange! Oh, thank god I found you!
Orange: Who are you?
Evil Orange: Orange, I'm you. From the year 2053.
Orange: What?
Evil Orange: I'm from the future!
Orange: Okay, wait. So, you're me?
Evil Orange: Yeah!
Orange: And you're from the future?
Evil Orange: Yes!
Orange: Prove it!
Evil Orange: Orange, we don't have time! I have to warn you that—Orange: Nope! Not listening till you prove it!
Evil Orange: So, the lightning, and me appearing from nowhere, that doesn't count for anything?
Orange: Could've been smoke and mirrors.
Evil Orange: Well, I have my official 2053 drivers license with me.
Orange: That could be fake. Not convinced.
Evil Orange: I've got this futuristic laser gun. (Shoots the laser gun)
Steve: (Screams and gets killed)
Pear: Whoa!! Poor, Steve!
Evil Orange: Now you're conviced?
Orange: Nope. Lame.
Evil Orange: Well, the only other thing I have with me is this glow stick.
Orange: Wha? A stick that glows? You really are from the future!
Evil Orange: That's what I've been trying to say!
Orange: Can I have a glow stick?
Evil Orange: No! There's no time!
Orange: I'll trade you my new iPhone 4 for it!
Evil Orange: Why would I want that? I have an iPhone 512.
(Toilet flushes)
Orange: How 'bout my golf clubs?
Evil Orange: No!
Orange: I'll trade you Pear for it.
Pear: Hey!
Evil Orange: No! No one's trading Pear for it! Just listen to me!
Orange: Fine!
Evil Orange: Orange, I was sent here to protect you!
Orange: Protect me? From who?
Evil Orange: From an evil future space warlord that can moves things with his mind! If he kills you, then I'll never exist!
Pear: Wait. Why won't you exist?
Evil Orange: Because, I'm him!
Orange: I'm an orange.
Evil Orange: And I'm you! From the future!
Pear: So, why does he wanna kill you?
Orange: You mean, me.
Evil Orange: Because, I'm the only one that can stop him! But, I need your help!
Orange: How's that?
Evil Orange: You're in possession of the most powerful weapon known to man! Or fruit!
Orange: Is it me?
Evil Orange: No. It's not you!
Orange: Oh.
Evil Orange: It's the whistling pinwheel!
Pear: What?
Evil Orange: It's the only device that can stop him! You don't know it yet, but when used correctly, it can destroy anything!
Orange: I'll trade you for the glow stick.
Evil Orange: Deal!
Pear: No way! The pinwheel's mine!
Evil Orange: Darn it, Pear! There's no time!
Orange: Yeah! Hand it over, Pear!
Pear: Nope. Can't hear ya! (blows the pinwheel)
Evil Orange: Come on! Give it back!
Orange: Pear! What are you doing?
Evil Orange: Come on! Give it to us!
Pear: (Keeps whistling the pinwheel)
Evil Orange and Orange (arguing)
(Lightning appears and disappears, this time revealing Future Orange)
Orange: There he is!
Future Orange: (breathes)
Evil Orange: He's coming right there!!
Future Orange: (grabs the pinwheel)
Pear: Hey!
Evil Orange: No, he's got the pinwheel.... No! No! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... (Future Orange activates the pinwheel and Evil Orange explodes)
Pear: Whoa!
Orange: Ow!
Pear: Who are you? Why did you kill Future Orange?
Future Orange: (removes the mask, revealing someone who looks like Orange himself)
Orange: Hey, it's me!
Future Orange: You're an Orange!
Orange: And you're an Orange! 
(both laugh)
Pear: And I'm confused.
Future Orange: I was sent here from the future to protect you from an evil space warlord!
Orange: That's what the last guy said.
Future Orange: Well, duh! He was from an evil future! He was trying to trick you into thinking that I was the space warlord, when it was really him!
Orange: Wow! I'm really beside myself! (both laugh)
Pear: Oh god!
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