Intro (Canary TV)

"Intro" is the tentative title for an unnamed short that was written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway for the purpose of being an introduction to the first episode of a spin-off block that was set to air on Canary TV, but was ultimately cancelled. The short was written in late 2019 or early 2020, most likely within November and January, and was previously only available to the writers, directors and general crew members for the block, including TheJasbre202, Purple133, Cicicicity, Rocky Lobster and Dingus (who are all featured in the short), as well as Locknloaded23, for unknown reasons, on a Google Docs, however on 9th April 2020, the short was released under the title "Intro".
== Synopsis ==
TheJasbre202 initiates a meeting with the crew of Canary TV to organise the unveiling of a new spin-off block, but the meeting soon erupts into chaos due to an incompetent and unprepared crew.
== Transcript ==
TheJasbre202 is having a business meeting in the Canary TV headquarters with Purple133 (who has a nosebleed), Cicicicity (who is coughing and spluttering heavily) and JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway (who is drunk). Since there are only four people, 80% of the chairs on the unnecessarily lengthy table are completely empty. A caption reads “DECEMBER 31, 2019”.
TheJasbre202: Okay, so this is the first ever edition of our new spin-off block that we’re working on. We don’t even have a proper name for it yet but we need to get things done ASAP. Y’all know what that means?
Purple133: As Sexy as Possible.
TheJasbre202: Wh-- 
Purple133: Don’t worry, I got you. (Licks his lips seductively)
Cicicicity is disgusted and completely petrified, staying still in his seat. Dingus’ feet can be seen from underneath the table.
Jasbre: What is wrong with you? No, we need to get everything done as soon as possible, and that includes the killer intro. Dingus!
Dingus peeps out from underneath the table.
Dingus: Yeah?
TheJasbre202: Since you’re already writing the wrap-around shorts, I feel that it’s best for you to make the best first impression of Jasbre TV’s new spin-off block by writing an introduction of epic proportions.
Dingus: On it!
TheJasbre202: No, you’re not.
Dingus loses it grip on the table and falls on the floor. It was not “on it”.
Jasbre: See this is what happens when you drink on New Years' Eve. You don’t take your big first step into the new year like a soldier, you stumble into 2020 like a clumsy toddler. Now write the short, you damned fool.
Purple133: Don’t you think that was a bit harsh?
Rocky Lobster arrives to the meeting late, with massive bags under his eyes and still wearing his pyjamas.
Rocky Lobster: Oh my God, I’m so sorry I’m late. My Tesla cybertruck crashed so I had to get EB the Original Master to pick me up but then I remembered he couldn’t drive so-- Why is Dingus on the floor?
TheJasbre202: Sit down, Rocky, you buffoon. God, one day in and we don’t even have an intro to the new block. If I wasn’t a cheapo, I’d fire you all and get a new crew. A crew with bigger brains, and bigger brea--
Cicicicity: Hey, why are you acting Jewish with your money?
They stare blankly at each other for a few seconds. Rocky breaks the ice by throwing a stick at Cicicicity, and the meeting bursts into chaos.
Cicicicity: Where’d you even get that from?
Rocky Lobster: My rock-hard (bleep).
TheJasbre202: (On the phone) Yeah, I think I’ll have to bump up the rating to C, sir.
Dingus: Where have I heard Rocky say that before?
Purple133: Hey, is there a reason that the broken security camera is somehow recording this?
The room goes silent.
TheJasbre202: Those damn Box Productions hackers are at it again. Stay guard, boys.
Jasbre picks up a rifle and cocks it.
TheJasbre202: It’s time.
Fin. 
== Trivia ==
* The short references several real-life incidents between the users, such as a rivalry between CrazySponge (owner of Box Productions) and Jasbre. It should be noted that Rocky does not however own a Tesla cybertruck.
* Rocky's exchange towards the end of the short interpolates lines from an episode of SBFW Quest that Jasbre branded "weird".
* Ironically, despite the mention of the rating being bumped to a C within the short, the short is mostly suitable for, and thus was released with, a B rating, with a humorous disclaimer warning of the "brief anti-Semitism" present in the short.Category:Canary TV
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