SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash

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SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash was a three hour event that ran in 2000 and 2001.
==Show Intros==
===Rugrats (Day 1)===
Number	Script 	Video
1 	"We Were Gone?"SpongeBob: Hi everyone! It’s the Nicktoon Summer Splash, and we’re back!Patrick: Wait. We were gone?SpongeBob: Not really, Patrick. But during the commercials, we were waiting for our turn to be on TV again. Remember?Patrick: (concentrating) I think so.SpongeBob: So now we're back!Patrick: Oh. We were gone?Squidward: Let me explain. You were asleep, and now you're awake again.Patrick: Oh!!! I get it!SpongeBob: So now we're back!Patrick: Right. But where were we?Squidward: Can we watch the show now?SpongeBob: You betcha! Ladies and Gentlemen, here's more Rugrats! 	
2 	"Jellyfishing" 	center
3 	"Bubbles" 	center
4 	"Record Scratch"SpongeBob: We're back with more Nicktoon Summer Splash! But first, a clarinet solo from Squidward!Squidward: (happy and smug) Thank you, thank you. Please save your applause for after the performance. (there has been no applause.)(Amazing clarinet music plays, then suddenly the record starts skipping. It skips a few times, then VRRrrT! a record scratch, and the music stops.)SpongeBob: Uh, Squidward? Was that a record?Squidward: Ah. Yes.Patrick: Squidward fooled us! He fooled us! Yaaay!SpongeBob: Wow, great work Squidward!Squidward: Ah, yeah. That's what I meant to do.SpongeBob: Now, here's something WE mean to do... show you some more Rugrats!	
5 	"Ate the Krabby Patty" 	center
===Rocket Power (Day 2)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Stars in Texas"SpongeBob: Hey everybody! Welcome to SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash! Featuring me, SpongeBob.Patrick: And me!Squidward: And me.SpongeBob: And of course my friends Patrick and Squidward! And our beeyooootiful director, Sandy Cheeks! Sandy?Sandy: (offscreen) Yes, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Are we ready with another episode of Rocket Power?Sandy: (offscreen) Do the stars shine bright in Texas, little square dude?SpongeBob: (stymied by this response) Uuuuummmm...(pause, Patrick and SB don’t understand.)Squidward: That's a yes, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: It is? It is! Oh! Great! Then let’s r-r-r-r-roll it!!! 	
2 	"Jellyfishing Nature Lesson"SpongeBob: We’ve got more Rocket Power in moments! But first, your undivided attention please for a Summer Splash nature lesson! Subject: the jellyfish.Squidward: (fake) Great! (then) Yuck.(bad clarinet music plays throughout)SpongeBob: The jellyfish is easily recognized by its pink, dome-ish appearance. The tentacles contain a sweet, nectar-like jelly...(sighs happily) ahhh....Patrick: Ahhh...SpongeBob: ...but beware! They can also deliver a nasty shock if the jellyfish is provoked!(bzzzt!)Squidward: Yahh!SpongeBob: That concludes today's nature lesson. Now, here’s more Rocket Power on the Summer Splash!	
3 	"Couldn't Kelp It" 	center
4 	"Slime in Eyes"SpongeBob: Next on the Nicktoon Summer Splash, Squidward has a special message for everybody! I don't know what it is, but I'm sure it'll be good.Squidward: Please help me. I'm trapped here with SpongeBob and Patrick and I can’t get out.Patrick: Poor Squidward. He needs love.SpongeBob: Squidward, to cheer you up, I'm going to loan you my most prized possession--my snail Gary.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Go boy! Sit on his head!Squidward: (offscreen, defeated) There's slime in my eyes.SpongeBob: He's feeling the love. And now here's something that'll make him even happier: more Rocket Power! 	
5 	"Pat Host" 	center
===The Wild Thornberrys (Day 3)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Peek-a-Boo"Patrick: I see me! Now I don't. I see me! Now I don't.SpongeBob: (offscreen) Hey Patrick!Patrick: (panicked) I can't see you, SpongeBob! What's going on?SpongeBob: Open your eyes, pink buddy!Patrick: (offscreen) Oh.SpongeBob: It's time for more Nicktoon Summer Splash! Summer Splash, Summer Splash, Nicktoon Summer Splaaaaash!Patrick: You mean...SpongeBob: Abso-Nicktoon-yes! All afternoon, there’s more of me, SpongeBob, and my best friend Patrick, and of course. Lots and lots of The Wild Thornberrys! Let’s roll the show!Patrick: I see it! Now I don’t. I see it! Now I don’t… 	
2 	"Mmm... TV" 	center
3 	"Free Jazz" 	center
4 	"Spanish Bubble" 	center
5 	"Shiny Clarinet"SpongeBob: Patrick, it's time for the last Wild Thornberrys in the Wednesday Summer Splash!Patrick: (sad) I don't want it to end.SpongeBob: It has to, Patrick. If we showed any more than six Nicktoons in a row, it would be too exciting!Patrick: Good point.SpongeBob: I'm overstimulated as it is! How about you, Squidward? ...Squidward! Oh no! He vaporized from all the excitement!Patrick: Vaporized!?!?! No!!!SpongeBob: (wailing with grief) Squiiiiidwaaaaard!!!!!Squidward: What. I was shining my clarinet.SpongeBob: Thank Neptune! Let’s celebrate with one more episode of The Wild Thornberrys!Squidward: (offscreen) Isn't it shiny?	
===Hey Arnold! (Day 4)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"What Time is It?" 	center
2 	"Patrick Telephones"(ring)SpongeBob: We’ll continue with the Nicktoon Summer Splash in a moment, but first, I have to take this call! Hello?Patrick: (phone voice) SpongeBob SquarePants, please.SpongeBob: Speaking.Patrick: (phone voice) It's your pal Patrick! I just called to say hello!SpongeBob: Hello to you too! (turning to Patrick) It's Patrick! Wait a minute. How'd you do that, Patrick?Patrick: Do what?Patrick: (phone voice) Do what?SpongeBob: (beat) Sandy, can we go back to Hey Arnold! now?Sandy: (offscreen) Sure thing! 	
3 	"TV is From Texas"SpongeBob: Spongebob’s Nicktoon Summer Splash is back on your TV!Patrick: SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?Patrick: How does TV work?SpongeBob: Well, it's really quite simple. You see the picture... that is, we sit here and... I don't know. Sandy?Sandy: It’s kinda complex, square dude. Let’s just put it this way: If it's good, it must come from Texas!Patrick: Yay! Texas! Texas Texas Texas! TV is from Texas! (then) SpongeBob, is Arnold from Texas?SpongeBob: I’m not sure Patrick - let's watch more Hey Arnold! and find out!	
4 	"I Can See You Watching"SpongeBob: Hi de ho, Summer Splashers! I bet you think I can't see you. But I can! Watch me watching you! Jimmy in Ocean City, stop scratching yourself! Nice doll, Melinda in Grand Rapids! WHAH!Patrick: What is it, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Francis in Sioux Falls has another TV set in front of his TV set! I see another SpongeBob!Squidward: That is scary.SpongeBob: Now I have NO IDEA which one of us is real. But no matter... time for more Hey Arnold! 	
5 	"The Last Hey Arnold!" 	center
===Rocko's Modern Life (Day 5)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Sandy Does SFX" 	center
2 	"Gary Corrects SpongeBob"SpongeBob: Hello to all you viewers! Coming right up on the Nicktoon Summer Splash: more Ricky!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: I mean Rocko! Another episode of Rocko! It's Rocko, Rocko, Rocko for the next eighteen hours!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: (starting to come apart) You're right Gary. There's four more hours of the Necktie Summer Splash.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: (insane) ALL RIGHT! Nicktoon Summer Splash! Nicktoon! HEE HEE HEE!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: (suddenly completely calm and in control) Yes Gary. I will contain myself, I will think clearly, and I will present the show now. Here's Ricky! (and completely insane again) D'oh, Rocko! 	center
3 	"Phone is Working Properly"SpongeBob: Welcome back to the Summer Splash. Rocko will be with you in a minute--I'm expecting a very important phone call.(ring)Caller: Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants?SpongeBob: (deep voice) Yes, this is he.Caller: This is the phone company. Your phone is working properly.SpongeBob: Then why haven't I been getting any calls?Caller: Perhaps you should make more friends, sir.(click, dial tone)SpongeBob: Why would I need more friends when I have Patrick and Sandy? And Squidward?Squidward: Feel free to replace me with a new one.SpongeBob: Never! Because it’s the power of friendship that keeps the Summer Splash splashy. Now, here’s everybody’s friend Rocko!	
4 	"The Number One Show"SpongeBob and Patrick: (chanting) Show number one! Show number one! People get ready, and keep the re-mote steady, for show number one! Show number one!Squidward: It's the fifth show of the day, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: (recovering) But it's the first show that's coming up next!Patrick: (laughs)Squidward: You nincompoops! I'm ashamed to be an invertebrate.Patrick: Don't be ashamed, Squidward. Everybody knows you're trying the best you can.Squidward: (offscreen, anger noises)SpongeBob: Now, here's the number one fifth show of the Friday Summer Splash! ROCKO!! 	
5 	"Bubbles, Quiet and Loud"SpongeBob: (hushed) It's bubble blowing time on the Nicktoon Summer Splash. (as bubbles burst) Patrick, wanna hear something neat?Patrick: Yeah.SpongeBob: (blows a big bubble and it bursts)(loud foghorn blast)Patrick: (offscreen, laughs heartily)Squidward: (off-handedly) I'm wasting my time with these bubble-heads.SpongeBob: How about one more?Patrick: Yeah! Yeah!(SpongeBob blows a big bubble. On the burst...)SpongeBob: TIME FOR MORE "ROCKO" ON THE NICKTOON SUMMER SPLASH!Patrick: Oooh, good one! 	
===Rugrats (Day 6)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"What's a Rugrat?"SpongeBob: Hello everybody out there watching SpongeBob's Summer Splash! Say hello, Patrick.Patrick: I don't see anybody.SpongeBob: (whispers) Pretend you do.Patrick: Hello!SpongeBob: As you know, it's Rugrats Monday on the Splash!Patrick: SpongeBob, what's a Rugrat?SpongeBob: (proudly) I don't know. Squidward?Squidward: Rug: a woven floor covering. Rat: an unpleasant land vertebrate. Rugrat: an endearing name for a small child.Patrick: I still don't get it.SpongeBob: Me either. (big) But I do know I like Rugrats! So let's watch 'em right now!Patrick: Yay! 	
2 	"Dial Tone" 	center
3 	"Nature Lesson: The Shell"SpongeBob: Before we return you to the Rugrats, the Nicktoon Summer Splash presents another Nature Lesson. Consider the shell. What is it made of? Shell. Inside the shelly shell, we sometimes find wonderful slug-like creatures.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: When empty, shells make a sound like the ocean.(that shell ocean sound)Squidward: SpongeBob, we're in the ocean. We hear that sound all the time.SpongeBob: (wounded dignity) And we also hear it in shells. to shell, whispering) Don't worry. You're doing great. (to audience) This concludes today's Summer Splash nature lesson. We now return to… the Rugrats!	
4 	"Guess What Time" 	center
5 	"How Many Splashes?" 	
===Rocket Power (Day 7)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Titanical" 	center
2 	"Rocket Ship to Earth" 	center
3 	"Letter: Lucky Shell" 	center
4 	"Nature Lesson: The Sponge" 	center
5 	"SpongeBob Leaves a Message"	center
===The Wild Thornberrys (Day 8)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"What Does Summer Mean?" 	center
2 	"SpongeBob Getting in Shape"Patrick: What're you doing, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Getting in shape, Patrick! If I’m gonna make it all the way through the Nicktoon Summer Splash, I’ve gotta get buff! (pants heavily)Patrick: Good start, SpongeBob! You're doing great!SpongeBob: Thanks, Patrick! I've already dropped a pound, but I think it was water weight.Patrick: (laughs)Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: All right, it was more like half a pound. But by the time the next Wild Thornberrys is over, I'm hoping to lose another couple of ounces, so stick around! 	
3 	"Patrick's Surprise for SpongeBob"SpongeBob: Welcome back to more of SpongeBob’s Nicktoon Summer Splash!Patrick: Guess what, SpongeBob? I have a surprise for you!SpongeBob: Spiny sea urchins! I love surprises.Patrick: Don't peek, now!SpongeBob: Okay. (beat) Can I look yet?Patrick: Noooo....SpongeBob: Oh, the suspense is driving me mad! Can I look now?Patrick Yes!SpongeBob: What’s the surprise, Patrick?Patrick: It’s more Wild Thornberrys on the Nicktoon Summer Splash!SpongeBob: Oh. That is a good surprise! 	
4 	"Music Soothes Beasts"SpongeBob: Before we continue with the Nicktoon Summer Splash, it's time for a clarinet solo from Squidward!Squidward: (to himself) Oh music, charm these savage beasts and make SpongeBob shut up for a while.(snake charmer music)SpongeBob: Patrick... I feel so funny...Patrick: Me too...Squidward: Amazing. It's actually working.(music resumes, a jellyfish siwms by Squidward's area)Squidward: No! I wasn't trying to charm you! Go on, shoo!(bzzzzt)SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward. That was the best you’ve ever played. I’m only sorry it can’t go on forever! ‘Cause it’s time for more Wild Thornberrys!	
5 	"Pop Quiz" 	
===Hey Arnold! (Day 9)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"A Horrible Experience"SpongeBob: Hello and greetings, audience! Today, we've got six episodes in a row of one of your favoritest TV shows--Hey Arnold! Plus, there's me, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward! All summer long on SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash!Sandy: You got that right, SpongeBob!Patrick: Yay! Us! All summer!Squidward: Hm. Spending every day of the summer with Patrick and SpongeBob. Reminds me of a horrible experience I had once. No...wait...it's actually happening right now.SpongeBob: Like Squidward said, there's nothing more terrific than Hey Arnold! on the Nicktoon Summer Splash, and here it is now!	
2 	"Special Talent"SpongeBob: Welcome back to the Nicktoon Summer Splash! We'll have more Hey Arnold! in a minute, but first, my special talent! (big burp)Patrick: Huhuhuh.Squidward: Oh, to be in a better place, like a hot sulfur vent at the bottom of the ocean, or trapped in a fisherman's net.Patrick: SpongeBob, I have a special talent too!SpongeBob: What is it, my pointy headed friend?(little poot)SpongeBob and Patrick: (laugh)SpongeBob: That's a good talent, Patrick! But now it's time for the multitalented star of Hey Arnold! 	
3 	"Play Me the Theme Song"SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward!Squidward: What is it.SpongeBob: I don't think I can wait for another Hey Arnold! on the Nicktoon Smmer Splash! Will you play me the theme song?Squidward: It's going to start in 20 seconds.SpongeBob: Puhleeeeeeze?Squidward: (pleased despite himself) Oh, very well.(horrible clarinet music)SpongeBob: (interrupting) You know what, Squidward? You were right--Hey Arnold! is about to start!Squidward: (noise of disappointment)SpongeBob: Thankyouverymuchforplaying! And here's the Hey Arnold! theme song now! 	
4 	"The Strangest Dream"SpongeBob: (snoring)Sandy: SpongeBob!SpongeBob: Sandy, I just had the strangest dream! I was hosting something called the Nicktoon Summer Splash, but I fell asleep!Sandy: (offscreen) SpongeBob, you are hosting the Nicktoon Summer Splash, and you did fall asleep!SpongeBob: Sandy, I think I must be psychic. Wait! I know what's going to happen next! It's coming to me...more Hey Arnold! on the Nicktoon Summer Splash!Sandy: (offscreen) Oh, brother. 	
5 	"Call: SpongeBob's Best QualitySpongeBob: Hey, Summer Splashers! Once again, it's time to take a call from one of you. Hello?Caller: I have a question for Patrick. What would you say is SpongeBob's best quality?Patrick: Hmm. Well, he has flexible lips... Keen vision... And dandruff... But I would have to say SpongeBob's best quality is the fact that he's such a good friend.SpongeBob: (moved) Oh thank you, Patrick.<Br>Patrick: Or maybe his detachable head!SpongeBob: WHOOHOO! Thanks again, buddy! Now, a kid whose head is always on straight, Hey Arnold! 	
===CatDog (Day 10)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Why Are We Dancing"Patrick: SpongeBob, why are we dancing?SpongeBob: 'Cause the rhythm is gonna getcha on SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash!Patrick: Hooray!SpongeBob: Today, we've got six episodes of CatDog in a row!Patrick: Double hooray!SpongeBob: And based on the one we already saw, you know the other five are going to be good!Patrick: Triple hooray!Sandy: SpongeBob!SpongeBob: (meek) Yes, Sandy?Sandy: (offscreen) You better stop dancing and introduce the next show, otherwise we're gonna miss it!SpongeBob: (perking up) Okay! Here's CatDog! 	
2 	"Where's SpongeBob?"Sandy: (offscreen) Hey, where's SpongeBob? SpongeBob?Squidward: He went jellyfishing with Patrick.Sandy: Squidward, you're gonna have to ride this pony all by yourself.Squidward: Me? Oh, no.Sandy: (offscreen) Just play that squeaky horn or something.Squidward: Oh. Well, all right.(bad clarinet music, SpongeBob comes running in)SpongeBob: Sandy, is something wrong? I heard the most awful noise!Squidward: (anger noise)Sandy: Nothing's wrong now, square dude. Just introduce the next show!SpongeBob: Okay. Coming right up: More CatDog!Squidward: (disappointed moan)	
3 	n/a (repeat intro) 	
4 	"Letter: Jellyfish Sting"Patrick: Watcha got there, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: A fan letter, Patrick! Adrienne from Salt Lake City writes: "Why does Squidward always get stung by jellfish, but you and Patrick never do?" Why that's silly, Adrienne. Patrick and I get stung all the time! Look, here's a jellyfish now. I bet he's going to sting me.Patrick: Or me!(Bzzzt!)Squidward: (offscreen) Ow.SpongeBob: Hm. Maybe we should find another jellyfish and see if it stings us!Squidward: (offscreen) Please, no.SpongeBob: Maybe later then. 'Cause right now, it's time for more CatDog! 	
5 	"Presented By Gary"SpongeBob: This segment of the Summer Splash is presented by my pet snail, Gary.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Gary says you should keep your eyestalks pointed at the television set, because the next episode of CatDog is coming up soon!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Gary says it’s all part of the six-in-a-row goodness of Nicktoons on SpongeBob’s Nicktoon Summer Splash! Indubitably!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Okay, Gary didn’t actually say “indubitably.” But he did say everything else, so sit tight and watch CatDog!Gary: Meow. 	
===Rugrats (Day 11)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Number-One-Splash"SpongeBob: Hello everybody! You've tuned into the number-one Splash in the whole ocean--SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash! (chanting) We're number one, we're number one...Patrick: (chanting) We're number one!Squidward: (in chant time; nasal noise) Eh, eh, eh eh.SpongeBob: We're in the middle of six Rugrats in a row on the Splash! And instead of making you wait for the next one I'm going to show it now! (beat) No foolin'! Here it comes! (beat) Actually, I was fooling. (beat – he giggles) No I wasn’t! Hold on to your seats! It's reaaaaaddddyyyy! 	
2 	"Blowing a Bubble is Hard"(SpongeBob blows a nice big bubble which hovers and pops)SpongeBob: (on bubble burst) It's bubble blowing time on the Summer Splash.(Patrick blows small bubble that pops instantly)Patrick: Darn. Blowing a good bubble is hard.Squidward: (snickering) What could be easier than blowing a bubble?Patrick: (warning) It's trickier than it looks.Squidward: Hah.(Squidward blows big bubble with clarinet that hovers by him)Squidward: See?SpongeBob: Nice one Squidward!Patrick: You did it!(explosion)Squidward: Ehhhhh.Patrick: I told him it was tricky.SpongeBob: And you were right! Now, back to those tricky Rugrats on the Nicktoon Summer Splash! 	
3 	"Nature Lesson: The Rugrat"(Wave reveals graphic: "Summer Splash Nature Lesson.")SpongeBob: (voiceover) It's time for another Summer Splash Nature Lesson!(cut to SpongeBob)SpongeBob: Today's lesson: The rugrat.(still of Tommy)SpongeBob: When we examine the specimen, we discover that the rugrat is a lot like me! He wears pants, and he has holes in his head! Therefore, the rugrat is a kind of air-breathing land-sponge.Squidward: SpongeBob! A rugrat is not a sponge.SpongeBob: (confused) What is it then?Squidward: A land-squid! Just look at the...well, the suckers...you know what I mean.SpongeBob: Ohhh...Thanks for clearing that up Squidward! Now back to those land-squids, the Rugrats! 	
4 	"Caller: What Makes a Sponge"SpongeBob: More Rugrats coming up in mere seconds on the Summer Splash, but first, I’m told there’s a caller on the Summer Splash hotline with an important question! Hello!Caller: Hey SpongeBob, long time viewer, first time caller. Here's my question. What exactly makes you a sponge?SpongeBob: Well, I have the ability to absorb over ten times my weight in water, and I can disassemble my body into tiny pieces and reassemble myself with no lasting harm! Watch!(SpongeBob dissolves off)SpongeBob: (disembodied, slight echo) Disassembled...(After a beat, SpongeBob dissolves in)SpongeBob: (slight lisp) Reathembled! Thee? Perfectly normal again! Nextht, it'th the Rugratth! 	
5 	"Now I'm Confused"SpongeBob: That's almost all the Nicktoon Summer Splash we have for today! (getting very big) But dry your eyes, Summer Splashers —after everything that comes after the Summer Splash, there’ll be more Summer Splash! Because without what comes before the Splash, there wouldn’t be a beginning for it to be… after! (coming down) Now I'm confused.Patrick: Me too. What are we doing?SpongeBob: Squidward will know! Squidward, what are we doing?Squidward: Giving me a headache?SpongeBob: No, that's not it.Squidward: (offscreen) Oh yes it is.SpongeBob: I got it! Patrick, we're introducing the last and possibly best Rugrats on today's Summer Splash!Patrick: Oh yeah!SpongeBob: And here it is!	
===Rocket Power (Day 12)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Tidal Wave"SpongeBob: Hello everybody! We're in the middle of the Nicktoon Summer Splash! Well, not in the middle--actually, it just started! And if the first show was any indication, today's Splash is gonna be big! I'm talking tidal wave!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: But like Gary says, tidal waves are bad and the Summer Splash is good! What could be bad about six episodes of Rocket Power in a row?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: That's right, Gary, nothing!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: True, Gary! I should shut my big yellow yap and introduce the next Rocket Power! So here it is! 	
2 	"Nature Lesson: Squidward"(Wave reveals graphic: "Summer Splash Nature Lesson")SpongeBob: (offscreen) It's time for another Summer Splash Nature Lesson!(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick)SpongeBob: Today's lesson: The Squidward.(cut to pull out on Squidward, starting on feet)SpongeBob: (offscreen) Note the four legs, each covered with suckers. The body, graying in color. And the extremely large eyes.Squidward: What about my best feature?SpongeBob: What's that?Squidward: (smug) My magnificent nose.SpongeBob: (quick beat, then) I'm sorry, Squidward. I thought that was your clarinet.Squidward: (inarticulate anger noises)SpongeBob: Now, here's more of another really good-looking guy on Rocket Power! 	
3 	"Memo: Reminders"SpongeBob: Welcome back to the Nicktoon Summer Splash! Before we continue with more Rocket Power-- I have a memo.Patrick: What's a memo?SpongeBob: I dunno. Let's see. "Reminders for SpongeBob. 1. Tell viewers that they are watching the Nicktoon Summer Splash. 2. Mention Rocket Power. 3. Be funny."Patrick: Huh?SpongeBob: I can't make any sense of it.Patrick: Memos are stupid. But the Summer Splash isn't!SpongeBob: Exactly right, Patrick! Let's get back to more Rocket Power on the Summer Splash now! 	
4 	"Who is Smarter?"SpongeBob: Time for more Rocket Power, Summer Splashers! But first--the mail! Anne from Utica writes, “Who is smarter—you or Squidward?” That's easy. Squidward is way smarter than me!Squidward: SpongeBob, I'm the smarter one because...oh. Yes, I agree.SpongeBob: Just watch Squidward's awesome brain in action! Squidward, what’s next on the Summer Splash?Squidward: Ehhhhhh....SpongeBob: Correct! It's Rocket Power!Squidward: Oh. Of course.SpongeBob: (sincere, NOT ironic) Squidward, I'm lucky to have a smart guy like you on my Summer Splash. Now, let's watch more Rocket Power together! 	
5 	"Counting the Audience"Patrick: (offscreen) SpongeBob, what are you doing?SpongeBob: I'm counting everyone in the audience, Patrick!Patrick: How many are there?SpongeBob: I'm not sure. I keep losing count after seven.Patrick: That's a lot!SpongeBob: Yes, it is. And they've all stuck around for the last Rocket Power!Patrick: Hooray audience!SpongeBob: They're good people, Patrick. In fact, why don't we just keep on showing Rocket Power until we run out of episodes?Sandy: No can do, SpongeBob. We have to give some other shows a chance, too!SpongeBob: Oh.Sandy: But we'll be back tomorrow with more Summer Splash!SpongeBob: That'll keep 'em sticking around! Now, specially for you out there, here's Rocket Power!	
===The Wild Thornberrys (Day 13)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Pricked Myself"SpongeBob: Hey everybody! Welcome to OUCH!Patrick: (alarmed) What's wrong, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: I think I pricked myself... on a Wild Thornberry! (laughs maniacally)Patrick: (laughs)SpongeBob: It's a Wild Thornberry Wednesday on the Nicktoon Summer Splash! There are five more episodes coming up... and they're berry good! (laughs maniacally)Patrick: (laughing) Oh SpongeBob, you're killing me!Squidward: Me too.SpongeBob: So get ready for a wild afternoon!Patrick: (laughs, then) I don't get it, but it's funny!SpongeBob: Then you'll love The Wild Thornberrys!Patrick: (big laugh) 	
2 	"Clarinet Interlude"SpongeBob: More Wild Thornberrys real soon on the Summer Splash! Meanwhile, a clarinet interlude courtesy of Squidward!Squidward: And now, Sonata in A, B, and C.(Squidward puts clarinet to mouth, but no sound comes out)Squidward: Hm. That's weird.(Squidward tries again. No success.)Squidward: (big inhale)(Squidward blows hard. A big bubble emerges. Squidward looks at it and it bursts. Clarinet blatt.)Squidward: (restrained anger) SpongeBob.SpongeBob: (nervous) Whoops. Did I mention I soaped your clarinet during the last Wild Thornberrys? No?Squidward: (offscreen; inarticulate anger)SpongeBob: Well, looks like it's time for more Wild Thornberrys! Enjoy!	
3 	"Unplugged the Lights"(Open on black)Squidward: (nervous) SpongeBob, what's happening?SpongeBob: I tripped over a cord and unplugged the lights. But not to worry, Squidward-- I'll have them back on in a jiffy! I hope.(Jellyfish buzz)Squidward: Hurry, SpongeBob! I hear a jellyfish!(Wandering footsteps)Squidward: It's getting closer!SpongeBob: (destracted) I think it was over here...(BZZZZT! SpongeBob is momentarily lit by the flash of Squidward getting zapped. He's looking down.)SpongeBob: Got it!("lights come on)SpongeBob: And just in time for another episode of The Wild Thornberrys! Thanks, Squidward!Squidward: Sure thing. 	
4 	"Letter: Pet Humans"Patrick: SpongeBob, is that what I think it is?SpongeBob: It is if you think it's a letter from Greg in St. Paul! He writes, "On The Wild Thornberrys, Darwin the Chimp has several pet humans. Why don't you have any?" Hm. I dunno. Patrick?Patrick: Search me.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Of course! Because I have a pet snail Gary!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Okay, animal companion. And there's nothing I like better than curling up with my animal companion Gary to watch The Wild Thornberrys on the Nicktoon Summer Splash!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Oh, Gary! Can't you hold it in 'till the next commercial? 	
5 	"Tasty Gumbo"Patrick: What're you doing, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Stirring up something good on the Nicktoon Summer Splash! Stirring up something good!Patrick: Is it seaweed soup?SpongeBob: No...Patrick: Is it coral stew?SpongeBob: Nooo... it's the last Wild Thornberrys on today's Nicktoon Summer Splash!Patrick: (slightly disappointed) Oh.SpongeBob: It's a tasty gumbo of NigelDebbieDarwinDonnieMaryanne and Eliza!Patrick: Mmmmm! Play it! Play it!SpongeBob: Okayyyyy! 	
===Hey Arnold! (Day 14)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Unusual-Shaped Head"SpongeBob: (so fast he runs the words together) Hello everybody welcome to the Nicktoon Summer Splash! Today we’ve got six episodes of Hey Arnold, and so far we’ve only played one. That means five more in a row coming right up!Patrick: Hey SpongeBob! You're like Arnold because you have an unusual-shaped head!SpongeBob: That's right, Patrick. And you're like Gerald because you're my bestest friend.Patrick: Who is Squidward like?SpongeBob: Well, he has a droopy nose like Sid.Patrick: That's it!SpongeBob: Now, more of Arnold, Gerald, and Sid on the Summer Splash! 	
2 	"Sandy Cheeks!"SpongeBob: Thanks for sticking around for more Nicktoon Summer Splash! If you’re here it’s because you know the Splash is fantastic, so let’s hear it for the genius who keeps the Summer Splash splashing—Sandy Cheeks!Sandy: (pleased) SpongeBob, please.SpongeBob: Don't be modest, Sandy! Show everyone what you've got!Sandy: Oh, all right. I could do this...(SpongeBob and Patrick wipe off screen)SpongeBob and Patrick: (off screen) Aaaaah!!!!Sandy: Or this...(SpongeBob and Patrick wipe back in)SpongeBob and Patrick: Yaaay!Sandy: Or even this!(A sideways triangle wipe closes part way in on SpongeBob and Patrick and kind of pulses)SpongeBob: (giggling) That tickles.Patrick: (laughs)Sandy: What do you think, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: I think you’re the best Summer Splash director ever, Sandy! And I also think it’s time for more Hey Arnold!	
3 	"Jellyfish Love Music"SpongeBob: Welcome back to the Nicktoon Summer Splash! We’ll have more Hey Arnold! in a minute, but first, it’s time for a clarinet solo by Squidward!Squidward: (speaking from the side of his mouth) I can’t play, SpongeBob. There’s a jellyfish here, and I don’t want to make it angry.(light buzzing)SpongeBob: Nonsense, Squidward! Jellyfish love music!(increased buzzing)Squidward: I don't think so.SpongeBob: Go ahead! Trust me!Squidward: This is going to be a mistake.(bad clarinet music; really angry buzzing; Bzzt!)SpongeBob: (offscreen; cheerfully) Squidward was right! It was a mistake! But make no mistake about it, more Hey Arnold! is coming up right now! 	
4 	"Letter: Different Shapes"SpongeBob: Time for another letter from a genuine Summer Splash viewer! Eric in Burbank writes, “Dear SpongeBob, I admire the way your body can assume so many different shapes, but aren’t you afraid it’ll get stuck that way?” Not at all, Eric! Just watch!(SpongeBob goes through all his body-contorting moves, he ends up stuck in one)SpongeBob: See? No problem! (realizing) Whoops. Problem. Luckily, there's a solution. Like the hiccups, body-freeze can be cured by getting a good scare!Sandy: SpongeBob! Five seconds to the next show!SpongeBob: That did it! Thanks, Sandy! Now, here's more Hey Arnold! 	
5 	"Call: My Own Summer SplashSpongeBob: It’s almost time for the sixth Hey Arnold of the Summer Splash, so get ready! Meanwhile, let’s take a phone call. Hello?Caller: Yes, I'd like to have my own Summer Splash, but I don't know how.SpongeBob: Happy to help, friend caller! First, make sure it’s summer. (pause) Okay, it’s summer. Then, start splashing! Now -- and this is the tricky part -- show six Nicktoons in a row! Don’t stop… you gotta keep ‘em coming! Which is why there’s another Hey Arnold! coming up NOW! 	
===CatDog (Day 15)===
Number	Title 	Video
1 	"Backwards"SpongeBob: Today on the "Splash Summer Nicktoon," we've got "row-in-a-six" of "DogCat"! ...Get it?Patrick: No.SpongeBob: Backwards everything saying I'm.Patrick: SpongeBob, do you have a fever?SpongeBob: No, Patrick, I'm just saying everything backwards! Understand you do?Patrick: Yes! Huhuhuhuh! Whoops -- I mean, Huhuhuhuh! Yes!SpongeBob: Good! DogCat more here's! 	
2 	"Letter: Squidward"SpongeBob: Mail call! Summer Splash mail call for mister Squidward!Squidward: Oh, boy.SpongeBob: Don't you want to read it?Squidward: It's probably just junk mail.SpongeBob: Well, I’ll read it to you then. Niels from Denmmark writes, Dear Squidward, you are my favorite on the Summer Splash.”Squidward: Hm?SpongeBob: "It just wouldn't be the same without you."Squidward: (softening) Well, hmm, he has a point there...SpongeBob: "I love when you play the clarinet badly, and get stung by a jellyfish, and especially when you get so mad you can't even speak."Squidward: (inarticulate rage)SpongeBob: Thanks for writing, Niels! Now more of the Splash you’ve come to know and love—the Summer Splash! 	
3 	"My Last Krabby Patty"SpongeBob: Welcome back to the Nicktoon Smmer Splash everybody! I--(Patrick blows a small bubble which bursts near SpongeBob)Patrick: (whispering, from bubble burst) SpongeBob, give me your Krabby Patty.SpongeBob: (apprehensive) Patrick, do you hear something?Patrick: No.SpongeBob: (nervous) Must be some water in my ear.(Patrick blows a small bubble which bursts near SpongeBob)Patrick: (whispering, from bubble burst) Krabby Patty!SpongeBob: AHHH! Okay! Here is my last Krabby Patty, o mysterious voice!(CHOMP!)Patrick: (from bubble burst) Now introduce the next show.SpongeBob: Yes, mysterious voice! Coming right up, more CatDog! 	
4 	"Call: College Diploma"(ring)SpongeBob: Whoops! I was about to introduce anther great episode of Rocko’s Modern Life on the Nicktoon Summer Splash, but I better answer the phone first. Hello?Caller: Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants, do you want to change your life?SpongeBob: Well, I--Caller: Of course you do! Grade school diplomas bring power, prestige, fame, wealth, and ulimited free straws at selected fast food franchises!SpongeBob: (hmm, not bad) Free straws?Caller: Get a diploma from a prestigious non-accredited grade school by sending five dollars now!SpongeBob: Okay! But I don't have five dollars.Caller: Gooood bye!(click, dial tone)SpongeBob: I guess I’ll never get that grade school diploma. (brightening) But I’ve got something even better—more CatDog on the Summer Splash!	
5 	"Gary Says"SpongeBob: Coming up next—the last and final CatDog on today’s Nicktoon Summer Splash! But don’t despair—there’s more great stuff after the Splash is over! Although I’m not really sure what it is.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Gary says there’s a daily U-Pick at 5:30, 4:30 central, and Friday U-Pick at 7, 6 central! How do you know all this stuff, Gary?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Well, I read the newspaper too! Whoops, now I remember—I don’t read the newspaper! Listen to Gary, everybody—he’s smart!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: And he's absolutely right-it's time for more CatDog! 	
==Misc==
Number 	Show 	Script 	Video
 	Generic 	"Everyone's Busy"SpongeBob: Wow! That was great. And there's more Summer Splash greatness on the way, but first, let's hear from Swami Squidward!Squidward: Not now. I'm meditating.SpongeBob: Oh. Umm... (rallying) Well, maybe Plankton would like to take over my job! Plankton?Plankton: Leave me alone, I'm talking to my broker.SpongeBob: Uh... Patrick?Patrick: (snores)SpongeBob: Oh, tarter sauce. Everyone's too busy to do anything with me.Sandy: I'm not, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: Oh, boy! What do you wanna do, Sandy?Sandy: I want to watch more Nicktoons!SpongeBob: That's the best idea of all! Let's take Sandy's brilliant advice, and watch more of the Nicktoon Summer Splash, coming up NEXT! 	
 	Generic 	"SpongeBob Tries to Fly"'SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what's your favorite animal on The Wild Thornberrys?Patrick: Hummm... the commvee?SpongeBob: I like the birds! I wish I could fly, like they do. But when I flap my arms, I just stay in the same place.Squidward: Urk!Patrick: That tickles!Sandy: ("jiggly" effect on her voice) SpongeBob! Stop flapping!SpongeBob: (still flapping) Can't hear you Sandy! Your voice is all weird!Sandy: SPONGEBOB!SpongeBob: (meek) Yes, Sandy.Sandy: Birds fly. Fish swim. And sponges announce what's next on the Summer Splash.SpongeBob: Okay. More Nicktoons are coming up NEXT on SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash! ... Don't fly anywhere. 	
 	Generic 	"A Call About a Letter About a Call"SpongeBob: There’s much more to come on the Nicktoon Summer Splash. But that ringing sound might just mean I’m getting a call! Hello?Caller: Hello, SpongeBob? It's time for you to read a letter.SpongeBob: Okay!
"Dear SpongeBob, expect a phone call soon." Will do!(ring)SpongeBob: Is this the call I was expecting?Caller: Yes. I just wanted to tell you that you'll be getting another letter soon.SpongeBob: (scared) What's going on here?Patrick: SpongeBob, wake up!SpongeBob: Phew! It was just a dream. Thank goodness. It's time for more Nicktoons coming up NEXT on the Nicktoon Summer Splash!Patrick: (innocently) Weren’t you going to read a letter?SpongeBob: NO! 	
Hey Arnold! Crunch 1	Hey Arnold!	"The Auction"SpongeBob: Attention all splashers! Do you want to see another “Hey Arnold?”Patrick: Another one! Yay!SpongeBob: Maybe we should even watch… TWO more Hey Arnolds!Patrick: Two!SpongeBob: How about three more Hey Arnolds?Patrick: Yeah, three!SpongeBob: Or maybe even four?Patrick: Four!!! Hee hee!SpongeBob: Okay -- FIVE more Hey Arnolds, and that's my final offer.Patrick: Five! Five! Five! Five! Five... (continues chanting)SpongeBob: Five more it is! We’ve got five more Hey Arnolds on the Nicktoon Summer Splash, starting next! …you can stop now, Patrick.Patrick: ...five! Ooh, I'm all sweaty now. 	
Hey Arnold! Crunch 3	Hey Arnold!	"Plankton's Mom on the Phone"SpongeBob: Wasn't that a great Hey Arnold?Plankton: (unconvincing) Boo hoo hoo.SpongeBob: What's wrong, Plankton?Plankton: My mother says you're a meanie for not letting me take over the Summer Splash.(angry "blah blah" comes from the phone)SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Plankton. I'm sorry, Mama Plankton. If it means so much to you, go ahead and take over.Plankton: Hot diggity! Next up on 
Planktons Summer Splash is... uh... Hey, Ma? What’s next?(more "blah blah blah" from the phone)Plankton: …Next up is “eat your kelp and keep your elbows off the table.” …uh, are you sure about that, Ma? …no, I’m not sassing you! Oh, nothing I do is EVER good enough!SpongeBob: But here’s something that’s always good enough – more Hey Arnold, NEXT, on the Summer Splash!	
Hey Arnold! Crunch 5	Hey Arnold!	"World With No Television"SpongeBob: What a great Hey Arnold! on the Nicktoon Summer Splash! You know, Patrick, the Summer Splash wouldn't be possible without television.Patrick: Don't I know it.SpongeBob: Just for a moment, let's imagine a world without television.Patrick: It'll probably be horrible.(wavy dissolve to Jellyfish Fields; SpongeBob blows a bubble that pops)SpongeBob and Patrick: (laughter)(Patrick blows a bigger bubble that pops)SpongeBob and Patrick: (bigger laugther)(dissolve back to set)SpongeBob: Well, a world without television didn't seems so bad after all.Patrick: Let's go out and blow bubbles!SpongeBob: Good idea Patrick! But first… Let’s watch the last Hey Arnold!, NEXT, on today’s Nicktoon Summer Splash. It’s TV nobody should live without!	
Hey Arnold! Crunch 	Hey Arnold!	"Favorite Thing About Hey Arnold!"SpongeBob: Hey Patrick – what’s your favorite thing about Hey Arnold?Patrick: Boy, that’s a tough one… I like the “Hey” and the “Arnold.” What’s yours?SpongeBob: I like how they walk around breathing air. They make it look so easy! How about you, Squidward – what’s your favorite thing about Hey Arnold?Squidward: Well… It certainly shuts you guys up for a half-hour at a time.SpongeBob: It sure does! Your thoughts, Gary?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: No, Gary, I don’t think Helga would go out with a snail. But don’t let that stop you from watching! There’s more Hey Arnold! on the way, as the Nicktoon Summer Splash continues, next! 	
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