Fant Icarus: Editing/Chapter 4

Wikicruishbellows has been finally defeated by our hero Pitgeru. Wait... we have a new urgent letter:
"Dear narrator:
IT WAS ME THE ONE WHO KILLED THAT STUPID DOG!!!!!!
Singed, Cobnus"
Anyway...
#4 ASSAULT TO SPAURK CASTLE
Ellatena: Well, Pitgeru. Now we have to go to one of the main places of the Trollworld.
Pitgeru: Fantendo?
Ellatena: Mmm... no. But... why does that name sound me familiar...? Anyway... our destination is Dark Lord Gaol Castle.
Pitgeru: Don't you mean, Dark Lord Spaurk Castle...?
Ellatena: Yeah, maybe.
[Masdusa image appears in the sky again.]
Masdusa: So you want to defeat my lovely general of the Troll army...? Why don't you wait for other day? Today, I have occupied all the spaces in my "War against other Gods Agenda".
Ellatena: Ok... What about tomorrow morning?
Masdusa: Impossible, I have to attack Viridi.
Pitgeru: I heard before about Viridi but I don't know where...
Masdusa: Shut up, angel. Ehm... what about next Saturday?
Ellatena: Hmmm... I can't, I'm dating other god.
Pitgeru: What? HAHAHAHA!!!!
Ellatena: Puff... I don't have more original ways to punish you.
Pitgeru: Ehm... what about making me run to the place where we have to go?
Masdusa: It sounds legit.
[After a minute running...]
Pitgeru: Uf... uf... can I stop...? I'm really tired.
Ellatena: You are losing your abilities. That happens because of being lied on the sofa and eating divine pizza.
Pitgeru: Haaww... BUT I LOVE DIVINE PIZZA!!!
Ellatena: Don't worry, my little fat. I will give you a better diet. Also, we're arriving to our objective, Spaurk Castle.
Pitgeru: I guess it's ok.
[Pitgeru gets into Spaurk Castle]
Pitgeru: Hmm... this castle is full of cameras and speakers. Maybe is it protected of thiefs?
Ellatena: The worst thiefs can't be stopped by cameras.
Pitgeru: She must talk about herself
Ellatena: I have a new punishment, you will see.
[She makes appear an Eggplant Wizard that throws an energy ball over Pitgeru. He becomes an eggplant]
Ellatena: How cute, now he can be even eaten.
Dark Lord Spaurk: Hey, what does an eggplant in my castle?
Auberine Pitgeru: ...
Ellatena: How funny, an eggplant that tries to talk...
[The effect of the magic is gone, Pitgeru stops being an eggplant]
Dark Lord Spaurk: Ugh... now it's an angel. I have enough people attacking this castle. My human is trying to arrive to me and the angel stealing... This country is collapsing...
Ellatena: My human...? Wait, maybe the human that helped you to defeat WikiCruishbellows is here.
A voice from the deep of the castle: I DEFEATED THAT DOG, NOT THE ANGEL!!!!
Pitgeru: Yeah, he is...
WHAT IS COBNUS DOING THERE? WILL PITGERU BE ABLE TO DEFEAT SPAURK? LET'S SEE IT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
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