Squidward Goes Shopping

Squidward Goes Shopping is the Fifth episode of the Spin-Off, Squidward's Life in Coralopolis. In this Episode, after Squidward buys a Suburban House for free, He Decides to get some Food and Stuff from the Coralopolis Super Market. This one's a Little longer.
== Transcript ==
(The Episode Starts with Squidward Getting his house ready. He tells The Owner of the Home buying service's employees where to put his house. He puts everything where he wants it to be, and a few minutes later he is living in Peace.)
Squidward: That sure was fast. Now, time to relax and play my Clarinet.
Squidward: (Plays Clarinet)
Squidward's Neighbor: Hey, keep it down up there, Will ya?
Squidward's Other Neighbor: Yeah, I'm trying to paint here!
Squidward: FINE! IF I CAN"T ARTISTICALLY EXPRESS MYSELF HERE, I'LL JUST DO MY SECOND FAVORITE THING TO DO, SHOPPING!!!
(Squidward Goes to the Coralopolis Super Market.)
Squidward: Here we are, The Coralopolis Super Market. Home of my Favorite Food: Canned Bread! Or at least I think they do. (Notices Discount on Canned Bread sign being put Up)
Squidward: Nope, Nevermind. They have It.
(Squidward Walks in the Super Market. He gets a cart and Gets started with his Shopping.)
Squidward: Okay, Let's see what we have in Isle 1.
(Squidward Walks into Isle 1. He finds bottles of Sparkling Cider.)
Squidward: Ooh, Sparkling Cider! I'll take 3 Bottles. Hey, there's also Muffins! I'll take a package.
Squidward: I Think that's all I want for Isle 1.
(Squidward then Walks into Isle 3. (Cause he needs nothing from Isle 2.)
Squidward: I wonder if they have any Barnacle Loaf in stock. And Yes they do! I'm Probably gonna want just a loaf for now.
Squidward: I'll also probably need Breakfast, so I need Bran Flakes from Isle 4. (Gets Bran Flakes)
(After 30 minutes of Shopping, Squidward heads to the Cashier.)
Squidward: Hey, Wait a Minute! Where's the Canned Bread? I Thought it was in Isle 2. I should ask for help.
(Squidward Finds a Worker at the Super Market mopping up the Floor. He asks for Help.)
Squidward: Excuse me, but do you have any more Canned Bread in Stock?
Worker: Yes, we Do. We just moved it to Isle 4 for some Issues the Boss was having.
Voice On Microphone: Attention, everybody. The Super Market will be closing in 5 minutes. Repeat. We will be closing in 5 minutes.
Squidward: Oh No!
(In Desperation, Squidward runs to Isle 4 and gets the Canned Bread. He then runs to the Cashier and pays for his food.)
Cashier: Okay, Sir. That'll be $79 Dollars.
Squidward: Okay. Here you go. 
(Squidward Runs out of the Super Market, relieved. He walks back home.)
Squidward: Well, I'd call that a Successful Shopping trip! Am I right, Clarry?
Squidward: Oh, Yeah. You're Broken. *Sigh*
(Episode Ends with Credits)
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