No Blonde Like Race/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 23, 2005
Episode Copyrighted: 2005
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode starts with thousands of cars gathering in the starting line.
News fish: Welcome to the 4th International Car Racing! Once in every 10 year, thousand racers across the oceans gather here, the coast of Sidney, Australia, for a race more than 7400 miles to the coast of San Francisco, USA! The racer who finishes in the first place will receive a mystery prize!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow! I can believe I can get a seat in the world's biggest car racing!
Patrick Star: Yeah, me too!
Lincoln Loud: Me, three!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey look! It's Squidward!
Yellow Rectangle: See.
SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star, Lincoln Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *approaches Squidward* Hello Squidward! Hey, nice helmet!
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, thank you! I'm going to wear this helmet for the entire race!
SpongeBob SquarePants: The entire race? You're entering the race?!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln Loud, Yellow Rectangle and Red: Wooooowww!!!
Red Rectangle: Look at that.
Yellow Rectangle: Cool, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good luck winning the race, Squidward!
Squilliam Fancyson: Yeah, but I'm sure that I'll be the one who finishes in the first place!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squilliam Fancyson?!
Lincoln Loud: Squilliam Fancyson?!
Leni Loud: Huh?!
Yellow Rectangle: What, it can't be.
Squilliam Fancyson: That's right! It's me! Squilliam Fancyson! *shows my mirror* Take a look at my mirror!
Squidward Tentacles: What?! Squilliam Fancyson?! What are you doing here?!
Squilliam Fancyson: You think what? It's my mirror, see!
Yellow Rectangle: Squilliam, I can explain.
Squilliam Fancyson: I know, I'm entering the race, Yellow! *walks into my mirror in slow motion*
Yellow Rectangle: *in slow motion and dives in front of Squilliam* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *pushes him in slow motion*
Squilliam got pushed to break his mirror in slow motion.
Squilliam Fancyson: *backs to normal speed* Noooooooooo!!!!!!! My mirror is ruined! *cries*
Squidward is staring directly at Squilliam and shouted.
Squidward Tentacles: Forget it, Squilliam! I'm going to win the first prize and you are going down!!
Squilliam Fancyson: Well, good luck with that! *walks away from Squidward*
Leni Loud: Aw, poor mirror!
Yellow Rectangle: What have I done?!
Squidward Tentacles: I'll show him! I'll show him who's the best!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, good luck with that, Squidward! Bye!
Patrick Star: Bye, Squidward!
Slide transition to The Loud House.
Leni is in her room with a new dress that is a nice red pumps that are nice red and a Helmet that is red Lori walks in with the same thing.
Leni Loud: Nice Mirror Lori!
Lori Loud: I am not a mirror fool! You brought the same stuff as me return it!
Leni Loud: No! I like this outfit!
Lori Loud: I had it first you Dumb Blonde!
Leni Loud: What you just say?
Lori Loud: DUMB BLONDE!!!! YOU DEAF?
Leni Loud: I'm not dumb and I'm not deaf!
Lori Loud: I GIVE YOU DEAF!!! *jumps on Leni punching her hard*
Leni Loud: *kicks Lori hard*
Lori Loud: *tackles Leni* Look, it's Squidward and Squilliam! *looks away then takes this chance to push Leni into the halls*
Leni Loud: Oh it's on! *grabs Lori arm and tosses her to the ground hard*
Lori Loud: *grabs Leni and throws her down the stairs*
Leni Loud: *grabs Lori*
Leni is taking Lori with her while fighting Squidward, Squilliam, Lucy and Lynn who are sitting on the couch see this.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Calm down guys!
Lori Loud: Stay out of it!
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, what’s going on here?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Just take a deep breath.
Lori Loud: Don't lecture me!
Squilliam Fancyson: Calm down, Lori.
Lori Loud: Stay out of it!
Squilliam Fancyson: Hey, don’t blame me. Blame Squidward.
Lori Loud: *throws Lynn to the TV and it breaks*
Lucy Loud: *runs away to Luna and Luan’s room*
Lori then grabs Leni and tries to choke her Leni grabs a vase and throws it at Lori causing her hands to let go of Leni.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *stands there*
Lincoln Loud: Calm down!
Lori Loud: Don't make this like last time twerp!
She slaps Lincoln hard leaving a mark Lincoln crus because of this.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lori, what are you doing?!
Lori Loud: *angrily* STOP TELLING ME, SPONGEBOB! *slaps SpongeBob*
Yellow Rectangle: You okay?!
Leni Loud: You monster! *grabs Lori and slaps her*
Lori Loud: I not a little *dolphin noise* like you.
Red Rectangle: Buddy, looks like they’re fighting each other.
She hits Leni hard and Leni throws her pump at Lori eye.
Lori Loud: Watch it!!!!!
Lily is watching crying from their fighting.
Lily Loud: Waaaaa!
Lori Loud: Shut up crybaby. *throws Lily across the room hoping for her to hit the wall but Luan catches her*
Squidward Tentacles: YEAH, I WANT TO WIN THE RACE!
Squilliam Fancyson: NO, I WANT TO WIN THE RACE FASTER THAN YOU, SQUIDWARD!
Red Rectangle: Shut up, I’m trying to watch TV.
Patrick Star: No, it was Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Can’t you idiots be quiet.
Luan Loud: Watch it you could have killed her.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, fighting. Huh.
Yellow Rectangle: Lori, why are you pointing fingers?
Lori Loud: Leni is the one who brought the same stuff as me!
Leni Loud: I suggest why not just wear it at the same time.
Red Rectangle: Wow, thanks a lot. *to Squilliam* You take that back. It was your fault.
The heroes start arguing.
Leni Loud: *to Squidward* It’s all your fault and I don't like your car.
Lincoln Loud: *whistles* Everybody, stop arguing.
Yellow Rectangle: Guys, this isn't working.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. It's to scare away monsters.
Lisa Loud: Yes it is. Let's go to Squidward and Squilliam to show them who's in the race.
The scene skips to near the beginning of the race.
Squilliam Fancyson: *stares directly at Squidward* Good luck winning against me, Squidward! Hahahahaha!
Squidward Tentacles: *stares directly at Squilliam* I'll show him!
A gun triggered, marked the beginning of the race, all the car go through the starting line.
News fish: And there they go through the starting line!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Woohoo! Go Squidward!
Leni Loud: You can do it.
Lisa Loud: Look what Squidward goes.
Squidward Tentacles: I'm going to win this, I'm going to win this, I'm going to win this!
Time card reading "1000 Miles Later"
French Narrator: 1000 miles later.
Squidward Tentacles: Here comes rest area number 2! Wow! I can believe I can go this far in 1 day!
Time card reading "5000 Miles Later"
French Narrator: 5000 miles later.
Squidward Tentacles: Hahahahaha! Rest area number 12! Huhuhu! I am almost get crazy right now! Hahaha! I'm going to beat Squilliam Fancyson! Hahahahahahaha!
Squilliam Fancyson: *stares directly at Squidward* Ha! I don't think so, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: I am not talking to you! Magic talking clarinet! Hahahahaha!
Time card reading "1000 Miles Later"
French Narrator: 1000 miles later.
Squidward Tentacles: I've been driving for a week! But soon I will reach the finish line!
Squilliam Fancyson: *stares directly at Squidward* Yeah! On the last place! Hahahahaha!
Squidward Tentacles: Stop talking to me!
Time card reading "400 Miles Later"
French Narrator: 400 miles later.
Squidward Tentacles: This is it! I was only a few miles away from the finish line! I'm going to win this race!
Squilliam Fancyson: *stares directly at Squidward* Oh yeah? We'll see about that!
Squidward Tentacles: *stares angrily at Squilliam* HAH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
Slide transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lucy, Lily, Yellow, Red and other crowds waiting in the finish line.
Patrick Star: *surprised* Guys, look! *points at a hot dog seller*
Red Rectangle: It's a hot dog seller!
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah!
Hot dog seller: Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *surprised* Hot dogs!
Leni Loud: OMGosh! Hot dogs!
Lynn Loud Jr.: I love hot dogs!
Lincoln Loud: Me too!
Time card reading "2 Hot Dogs Later"
French Narrator: 2 hot dogs later.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Here comes the first bite! *bites my hot dog*
Lincoln Loud: It's good for hot dogs! *bites my hot dogs!
Time card reading "5 Minutes Later"
Narrator: 5 minutes later.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa, Lily, Yellow and Red almost finish eating their hot dog.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, here comes the last bite!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa, Lily, Yellow and Red finished eating their hot dog.
Leni Loud: Hey look, is that Squidward and Squilliam?
Patrick Star: *points at Squidward and Squilliam racing each other*
News Fish: Here comes our contestant Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson! Squidward leading! No wait! Squilliam leading! Squidward! Squilliam! The winner of the race is...
Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson: *crosses the finish line*
News fish: Wow, let's see that again in slow motion!
The end of the race is repeated in slow motion.
News fish: It's a tie!
Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson: A tie?!
News fish: That's right, a tie! You both win the first prize!
Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson: Woohoo!!!
Yellow Rectangle: Squilliam's right. It's my fault I broke his mirror.
Squidward Tentacles: Yellow, you did this to Squilliam's mirror.
Yellow Rectangle: I'm sorry, Squidward. But the mystery prize.
Squidward Tentacles: So, what's the mystery prize?
News Fish: The mysterious prize is... A three night stay at the most expensive hotel in the oceans!
Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson: Woohoo!!!
News fish: Wait! There's more! You also win a free ticket to see Kelpy G clarinet concert, and meet Kelpy G himself!
Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson: Woohoo!!! Yeah!!!
Yellow Rectangle: Oh no, I'm late!
3 jet planes fly above Squidward and Squilliam.
Little Miss Daredevil: WAAHOO!
Mr. Bump: Gah!
Goofy Goober: *suddenly appear on screen* This race was brought to you by goofy goober ice cream party boat! Goofy goober yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lynn Loud Jr. and Red Rectangle: Wooooo!
Lucy Loud: Sigh.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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