Steve Burns

Steve battled Joe in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 9. He was played by LazySundayPaper.
==Information on the Rapper:==
Steve, played by actor Steven Burns, is one of the few human characters shown on children's television show Blue's Clues. Steve was the green striped shirt-wearing host of the show from 1996-2002. He always had fun with his dog, Blue, and finding her clues...until 2002, when Steve went to college and let his older brother Joe host the show.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse 1:===
We just got a letter. I wonder who it's from.
It's probably from that studio saying that your run is done.
Sit on my thinking chair and grab my handy-dandy-notebook.
I'm surprised you even have a wife, judging from your looks.
Let's go find Blue's Clues, here's a clue.
Your hairstyle makes you look like a Jew.
They replaced me with you because they felt bad.
When little kids seeing you host makes them sad.
===Verse 2:===
That's a bunch of bullshit, biggest lie ever!
The time kids bitch about me? Probably never!
===Verse 3:===
You look like a freaky guy that's done hardcore drugs.
???... I rocked her jugs.
Oh well, little hoe, I want you to go back to talking to a table,
I'll add it to the list of "Joe's Non-Fascinating Fables"
Nobody even likes you, they bitch about your rotten teeth,
They like "Pimp Steve" and I think you'd better leave,
Tell that bitch Magenta Blue will come back and hunt her,
Oh wait, I take that back, I'm gonna cut her.
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:Male
Category:ERBP Season 1
Category:Characters