Book of Advice

Hey everyone!  My name is IndigoFusionbolt, and recently I've started coming up with a list of advice to give people if they want to get popular.  Thank me later. Oh, and you can add on to the page too if you want! Just add a new section!
==Indigo's Advice==
#NEVER talk to anyone except your friends.  If you say something on chat, make sure it's clear that it's directed to your friends.  If someone other than your friend on the chat asks something, just ignore it,.
#When making an article, ALWAYS try to put as little effort in it as possible, except for the pictures.  People will like you as long as you're a good artist.
#When arguing, ALWAYS make sure to be as aggressive and stubborn as possible.  That'll get the point across!
#When someone agrees with their friend, ALWAYS call them biased!
==Ice's Advice==
Hello, I'm Ice, a specialist in coolness and popularity. You are ensured to be the coolest and most popular kid on Fantendo after reading this guide. Let's begin.
#Don't affiliate yourself with Ice, if you do, you are immediatley considered scum of the planet.
#Never agree with someone on an argument. That's called white knighting, and as we know, Jesus Christ himself said " Thou shalln't white knight. It is unholy and will drain pureness. Never try to agree with someone, for it is clearly biased."
#When making articles, make sure that you fucking cloak that shit in art, and come up with a cool title and logo. Also make sure that the article is in an extremely complex timeline, so that nobody will actually read it, but assume you are smart and cool for doing so.
#Don't ever try to make a positive change to something, for this will be considered starting drama. Especially if your name is Ice, it will be considered 'the thing' if Ice does it, and that's the lowest of lows.
#If somebody makes a negative comment about you, even if it's slightly negative, make sure to take it completely out of context, and tell all of your popular friends about it. An example of this is if somebody calls you a 'downer', make sure that you make it into a much bigger deal than it actually is. It will attract sympathy towards you, and gain you more popularity.
#Be as hypocritical as possible. Nobody will notice, it just makes you even more cool.
==Athena's Advice==
Hi hi I'm Athena and I have great advice
#If you get into an unwanted dilemma with someone else, write about it on another website and wait until other people find out, then watch them react. Do nothing about it.
#If you have been pointed out for a problem, don't work on fixing it, instead keeping going because you are just perfect.
#Being stubborn means getting your point across. If people point you out, defend yourself with whatever you got. Because you're right, you can keep defending yourself until the end of time!
#Backlash against the admins and pick on other users for their opinions, because it's chill and no one's going to really care that much. The admins sure do nothing!
#If you feel attacked, bring it up into a private place where no one will ever see it. That'll show them!!