Bubble Bass' Bubble Bath (SBTTM)

Bubble Bass' Bubble Bath is the fifth episode of SpongeBob: To the Max.
== Characters ==
* Bubble Bass
* Patrick
* SpongeBob
* Mr. Rocko
* Mrs. Puff (mentioned)
* Gary
== Synopsis ==
Patrick tries to get Bubble Bass' bubble bath solution. Also, Mr. Rocko is in the hospital after SB crashes into a wall during his boating test.
== Transcript ==
Bubble Bass is seen in his bathroom, running the water in his bathtub. He happily sighs.
Bubble Bass: There's nothing like having a good Bubble Bass. (laughs)
He gets a box of Instant Bubble Bath and pours all its contents into the bathtub.
Bubble Bass: Ah, convenience.
The smell of the bubble bath makes its way into Patrick's living room.
Patrick smells something weird.
Patrick: What's that weird smell? It's not my butt, so what is it?
He sees a bluish-pink trail that goes all the way to Bubble Bass' open bathroom window.
Patrick: (grins in an unsettling way) Hmm...
Meanwhile, SB is doing another test drive at the boating school.
Mr. Rocko: Whoa, be careful, square dude.
SB: I'm trying, I'm trying.
Mr. Rocko: You're about to crash into that wall!
SB: Oh, no!
The boat crashes into the wall, as expected.
Back to Patrick, he is seen in his rock pacing back and forth.
Patrick: Do I go inside, or do I ask him for that smelly stuff? Or do I break in and steal it all?
Bubble Bass sighs.
Bubble Bass: This is going to be great.
He jumps into the bathtub with a giant thud.
Patrick makes a whining sound.
Bubble Bass exhales heavily.
Bubble Bass: I hope no one barges in here.
Patrick: That's it! I'll just barge in there.
He tries to open the front door of Bubble Bass' house, but it's locked.
Patrick: Dang it!
(Commercial break, doo-doo-doo...)
We see Mr. Rocko in the hospital, with SB next to him.
SB: Are you okay?
Mr. Rocko: I don't think so. I didn't know you were that crash-prone.
SB: Yeah, I get that a lot. Mrs. Puff said I was unteachable.
Mr. Rocko: Oh, I doubt that. She's been known to be impatient with a lot of people. She also pushes people around often.
SB: That explains it.
Mr. Rocko: Yeah, it does. Also, since I'm in the hospital, there's going to be a substitute teacher for the next few days.
SB: Who's that?
Mr. Rocko: Mrs. Puff.
SB makes a neutral face while falling down like a Thwomp.
Patrick is still trying to open Bubble Bass' door.
Patrick: Aw, dagnabbit!
Bubble Bass (still in the tub): I'm going to unlock the door so those guests can come in.
Patrick: Aw, yes!
He hides in a bush while Bubble Bass unlocks the door, then he sneaks inside as Bubble Bass gets back in the tub.
Patrick sneaks his way to the bathroom door. There is a window next to it, and he can see Bubble Bass.
Patrick: Whoever designed this place is not an astronaut.
He spots the bubble bath solution.
Patrick: Bingo!
He tries to open the bathroom door, but it's locked.
Patrick: Dang it!
Meanwhile, SB is thinking of ways to heal Mr. Rocko quicker.
SB: Hmm... I know! I'll whip up a healing potion... made with the best stuff in the sea.
He goes back home to cook up a patty. However, he's out of patties!
SB: I thought I had tons of this stuff!
Gary: Meow. (Translation: That stuff was delicious.)
SB: Gary, how dare you! Well, I guess I have no other choice.
SB is next to the doors of the Krusty Krab.
SB: This is it. The home of the Krabby Patty. I used to work here before I became the star of my own show.
He opens the closed doors with a WHAM!
SB goes to the patty vault to get some patties. He grabs two and exits the establishment.
SB rushes back to the hospital to Mr. Rocko's room.
Mr. Rocko: What's that?
SB: The healthiest fast food in all of Bikini Bottom.
Mr. Rocko: Could I try it?
SB: Sure, why not?
Mr. Rocko tries to catch the patties, but they slip out of his hands.
Mr. Rocko: Runaway patties!
Patrick has been staring in the window for the past half hour.
Patrick: Ah, so relaxing...
He falls asleep.
SB is chasing down the bouncy patties. He goes through several hallways before catching one of them. The other patty grabs a laser gun off the wall of the room.
Patty: You're toast- erm... sponge.
He shoots at SB, but the laser misses him by about a millimeter, and the laser ricochets off the walls back to him.
Patty: Dang i-
He explodes.
SB feeds Mr. Rock the remaining patty, and he suddenly feels great.
Mr. Rocko: That patty's no lie. I feel great!
Patrick wakes up to see an angry Bubble Bass.
Bubble Bass: Get. Out. Now.
Patrick gulps.
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