Real Go-Getter

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
Subject known as REAL GO-GETTER, shown here on secondary 
launchpad, is an early example of millitary “mecha“ projects given to 
the G.U.F.F. as “gifts” for interaction with entities of gargantuan 
size.''
The entity is notable for its paranatural power 
source; known as DEVO-RAYS; posesing the property of atavistically 
“regressing” a to its primordial state; rooted in a central; bright-red 
cyllindrical step-pyramidal “energy-dome reactor” of the machine; to be 
treated as a Black Box thanks to the untimely [REDACTED] of its creator.
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The force appears to allow defiance of energetic 
convention of the Square Cube Law and Conservation of Energy; likely 
related to the harnessed reaction of the Big Bang and the reversal of 
entropy. Weaponry utilizes forces to “melt” other organisms into “primal
 sludge” and cause minerals to revert to previous; “impure” states. This
 may be “tuned” to cause productive physiological atavism, but usage of 
such is imprecise, and must be carefully monitored for neural effects.''
Relating
 to the reasons for its de-commission, ALL PILOTS MUST HAVE A NEURAL 
MONITOR AT ALL TIMES! ANY REGRESSION OF BRAIN ACTIVITY MANDATES 
IMMEDIATE EJECTION!''
Neural regression appears to “snap 
back,” but long-term effects on consciousness regarding desire for 
“Great Crunch” and links to so-called “post sentience” neurology must be
 monitored. ''Usage and redirection of DEVO-RAYS for secondary experimentation restricted to limited testing…
== Author Commentary ==
So, this was the G.U.F.F.'s first proper mecha! I’m not quite satisfied with how the image came out, but I’m glad I thought of the concept. 
Blame polygonalfish for the influence of Getter Robo, or at least more specifically the “Getter Rays In Reverse” idea I came up with! Well, that and Devo for the "energy dome" idea...
As per usual with G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, which I previewed this design on ages ago, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
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