Rin (Joke)

==PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION==
Rin is best depicted as a "rizzifying" and ambiguously human nonbinary adolescent of approximately 1.70 meters in height and is widely assumed to have been an Illinoisan before their presence within The Backrooms. They are observed to possess short, fair hair dangling down to shoulder level and casual clothing adequate to their body type. Though athletic, they seem to lack the physical strength to open a water bottle. Rin is especially recognized for their forehead; often unnaturally massive and adapted to pummeling innocent people who barely know where the fuck they are. 
==GENERAL DESCRIPTION==
While direct contact with the entity is uncommon and frowned upon because of their insensitively violent nature and telltale forehead, Rin is otherwise considered mostly passive, but according to Junior M.E.G. Researcher Joshua Fuckerman's foreword on Interview Log Fuckerman-176-A, they radiate a divine menacing aura theoretically capable of indirectly and instantaneously incapacitating innocent people who barely know their own whereabouts. The entity's musical preferences chiefly consist of British originated band Radiohead and American rock band Deftones, which Rin often spends time rambling about in a way that is praised, respected and appreciated by numerous wanderers and M.E.G. directors and agents. Rin is definitely not brainwashing you to believe this. 
This musical taste, according to studies, has shown to be so appealing that as of April 21st, 2023, ~92% of wanderers' musical playlists have been modified to suit Rin's choice, and for that matter, it is worth mentioning that Rin certainly has no supernatural affiliation with this change whatsoever. Rin also claims to have owned, at some point, eight dogs: Foxtrot, Violet, Remmington, Zeus, Juliet, Karma, Lula, and Jackjack (organized from smallest to largest). Location and acquisition of these possible sub-entities is deemed a top priority whose ongoing research was entirely conducted and approved by M.E.G. officials and only M.E.G. officials and totally not transpired by the violent and imperative order of Rin under pressure of a threat that consisted of the entity "mashing any and all idiots who object [their] order into breadcrumbs via [their] special 'foreheadic' attack".
Rin claims to have been a passionate track runner who has broken several records in this sportive field prior to no-clipping into The Backrooms, which may provide an explanation to their harrowingly fast speed, especially when agitated, ranging anywhere from 80km/h to a three-digit km/h that the writer of this file is either too stupid or too lazy to think of properly, thus leaving this page with incomplete documentation. While unrelated to what is aforementioned, they seem to have a particular affinity for Siamese Shorthairs. It is also helpfully noteworthy that Rin absolutely did not convert a significant portion of the entity population and logs/files related to it into this specific cat breed and consequently have the establishment lose at least a year and a half of rigorous research and scientific work. This totally did not happen and no research-oriented outposts whatsoever have entirely lost their shit over it. In the extremely improbable case that the opposite is true, Rin is not responsible for any physical, collateral, mental, psychological, spiritual, emotional, supernatural, scientific, and/or motivational damages caused. They also hold no responsibility over any casualties.
Rin is definitely not within your house by the time you are reading this specific part of the document. Don't worry. Everything's A-OK. Keep calm and don't move.
== INTERVIEW LOG FUCKERMAN-176-A==
Fuckerman's Foreword: Rin is scary. Shiver me timbers. Note the presence of a divine menacing aura that would theoretically be capable of decimating anyone unlucky enough to fall within its grasp AKA innocent people who barely know where the fuck they are. I copped this phrase, by the way. I am practically interviewing a god.
<BEGIN LOG>
Researcher Fuckerman: So, uhhh, uh. Hi!
Entity 176: hey! pleased to meet you
Researcher Fuckerman: Okay so, normally, we begin these types of interviews by asking you to state your name and consent to being recorded, but here's a pair of questions which I don't think anyone will mind if I prioritize: Why the fuck is your speech devoid of capitals? Where's the full stop punctuation?
Entity 176: huh? how do you know that? this is verbal communication, we arent texting each other lol
Researcher Fuckerman: No idea, honestly. I just know that whoever is writing the transcript for this thing probably didn't even bother to properly format your words. 
Entity 176: nah bro thats just my rizzifying aura im the constant of rizz
Researcher Fuckerman: Really?
Entity 176: yea
Researcher Fuckerman: That's not far from credible.
[Fuckerman examines the interview template provided to him by personnel in charge of this task. He sighs and subsequently curses.]
Entity 176: lmao whats wrong
Researcher Fuckerman [lowered voice]: God, they should give us more liberty with this kind of stuff. I barely feel professional with these questions, man. They're so unnecessarily repetitive.
Entity 176: yk i doubt those mfs will mind if you switch the pattern up a little. getting an interview chance with an entity is a one in ten opportunity and im a one in a hundred. mix it up. i LOVE talking abt myself 🔥
Researcher Fuckerman: Okay, did you just use an emoji in that last sentence?
Entity 176: mr. fuckerman—
Researcher Fuckerman: Please, for the love of God, call me Josh.
Entity 176: josh you amaze me 🔥🔥🔥
Researcher Fuckerman: Hey, thanks. That means a lot, but you better not be trying to derail my attention. It's already been one hell of a week for me and if anything else goes wrong, it's gonna muddy the waters. After this is done, I'll probably pass out wherever feels most comfortable.
Entity 176: ok
Researcher Fuckerman: So, your document says that you were formerly Illinoisan. Is that correct?
Entity 176: i was born in missouri but i lived in illinois for a while before i no-clipped into the backrooms
Researcher Fuckerman: And how did that happen?
Entity 176: i tripped while trying to pick up a cracked egg off the floor with my bare hands and having to carry that out was probably more traumatic than anything ill ever see here
Researcher Fuckerman: What's your favourite color?
Entity 176: hows this related
Researcher Fuckerman: It isn't related to any of the other questions here. I'm just indirectly announcing my rebellion against this group's bureaucracy.
Entity 176: big moves king make me proud also my fav color is ryan blaney
Researcher Fuckerman: What?
Entity 176: what
Researcher Fuckerman: Nothing, nevermind. How are you doing today?
Entity 176: fine ig. werent you supposed to have this be the first question?
Researcher Fuckerman: I'm just pretty mischievous and evil.
Entity 176: don't go hard on urself. u aint worse than some of the guys here
Researcher Fuckerman: Wow. I thought this was an interview. You're too charizz-matic.
Entity 176: das what im sayin‼️ anythin else?
Researcher Fuckerman: Yeah. Uh. Do you like women?
Entity 176: I LOVE WOMEN
Researcher Fuckerman: Holy shit, same. We should totally become friends.
Entity 176: FUCK YEAH LMAO 🙏🙏🙏✨✨✨🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
Researcher Fuckerman: 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥✨✨✨💥💥💥👺👺🔥
Entity 176: YOURE LEARNING
<END LOG>
Fuckerman's Afterword: i forgot to ask rin about their massive forehead. i think rin has a massive forehead idk lmao. fuck you M.E.G.
==FINAL ADDENDUM - DISAMBIGUATION NOTICE==
Following a recently surfacing set of unsubstantiated claims, 176-involved personnel are to be reminded on a daily basis that this file was totally NOT written and published by a male teenage writer of Moroccan descent, currently residing in Marrakech, during his summer vacation while bored and sweating courtesy of the °40-something temperature of the area he was writing this in at the time as part of a collaborative horror writing project based on a 4Chan 2019 creepypasta, and as a tribute to Rin, who, as these false rumors say, is an online friend of the faux writer. Claims that support these unfortunately misleading statements are totally, unmistakably a sign of acute mental retardation and anyone who supports these claims is to be submitted to their Major Explorer Group base/outpost's medical center for a psychiatric evaluation. Oh, and about Joshua Fuckerman, he's alright, but he caught whatever the fuck Rin is propagating. We were also too lazy to conduct another interview after Fuckerman-176-A's considerable lack of professionalism. Sorry. Ciao. Adios. Slán. Goodbye.
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Writing by veryunusualshrimp/Nexnap, conceptualized by Rin and generally based on them. Image is also property of Rin.
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