Cheese (Not the Horse)

Cheese is the most deplorable thing that has been identified within the known universe. Any and all who come into contact with it are corrupted and promptly are expelled from society, to search the Barren Lands amongst their fallen brethren.
==Hatred Unfettered==
A certain Barkent has expressed their distaste for this putrid thing on many occasion, going on tirades seemingly never-ending, both on it's horrible qualities and effects on individuals. His loathing goes beyond what is seen as typical for many on their opinions of Cheese. He has lead many a rally against Cheese, often shouting, "I DON'T WANT THE CHEESE!" at the top of his lungs to his many (somewhat) devout followers.
It has been speculated that his undying hostility for this is due to the fact that he is the only Lactose Intolerant man in the world. Perhaps he feels particularly threatened by it's presence as he is the only one that Cheese proves instantly fatal to. 
==Broken Back, No Pay==
Bardfrely has taken a backseat to directly combating the Cheese, instead handing off that duty to his Mods. He, reportedly, makes ludicrous demands for them often and reinforces his hatred of Cheese only to yet again bring it up, forcing the Moderators to valiantly take up the fight in his stead.
Many have been slain due to Barf's hypocrisy, though he has yet to acknowledge any of the fallen publicly and seems to have no intent in doing so.
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