Just Desserts 2 (transcript)

:[Billy throws his spinach to Harold and Gladys, who vaporize it with a magical machine.]
:Gladys and Harold: Spinach neutralized, Billy.
:Billy: Awesome! And now that I hid--I mean, ate all my spinach, I can finally have dessert!
:[Grim serves Billy carrots.]
:Billy: Hey, what gives? Where's dessert?
:Eris: This IS dessert! It's carrot cake!
:Grim: Without the cake! It's spring cleaning for our colons!
:Eris: We're going to do this every day.
:Billy: In that case...
:[Cut to dinnertime at Irwin's house] 
:Irwin: Okay. Now that my dad has finished our meals, it's time for dessert. 
:Billy: Yay! Dessert! 
:[Judy drops a math book in front of Billy, much to his confusion.] 
:Billy: A math book? 
:Irwin: It's Tuesday. On Tuesday, we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing is sweeter than knowledge! [laughs]
:[Cut to dinnertime at Pud'n's house] 
:Pud'n: Okay. Now that my dad has finished our meals, it's time for dessert. 
:Billy: Yay! Dessert! 
:[Pud'n's mom drops a math book in front of Billy, much to his confusion.] 
:Billy: A math book? 
:Pud'n: It's Tuesday. On Tuesday, we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing is sweeter than knowledge! [laughs]
:[Cut to dinnertime at the Dimmsdale Junkyard.]
:Mark Chang: Turner! Okay! You have finally accepted my invitation to share in your earthly nightly face-filling ritual! [uses Fake-i-fier to change back into his alien form]
:Timmy Turner: And since you're Yugopotamian and everything you do is backwards, you probably serve dessert first!
:Mark Chang: That is correct! [places two ice cream sundaes onto the table] Enjoy.
:[Timmy Turner takes a bite of the ice cream.]
:Mark Chang: A broccoli-and-brussels-sprout sundae!
:[Timmy Turner now knows that it's made of veggies and spits out the healthy food.]
:Mark Chang: Is it not broccoli-and-brussels-sprout-a-rific?
:Timmy Turner: No, it's not! I want sugar, chocolate, stuff that'll make my teeth rot on contact!
:Mark Chang: Dude, that stuff will kill me! Besides, on Yugopotamia, this is desserty tooth-rotting goodness! [eats a mouthful of the veggie sundae, which rots his teeth in a matter of seconds] (muffled) Want some?
:[Timmy Turner nearly throws up. Cut to his house]
:Timmy Turner: I want dessert, and I want it all the time. No carrots, no broccoli, no math books!
:Cosmo: [spitting out a math book] Yeah, I'm knowledge intolerant.
:[Wanda poofs up a whiteboard with the words "Eating Healthy = Energy + Brain Power"]
:Wanda: But, Timmy Turner, eating healthy is what gives us the energy and brain power to function properly.
:Timmy Turner: Really? So I'm sure, chocolate, the last thing you, chocolate, want from me is to wish there was nothing but desserts and chocolate... Chocolate.
:Wanda: Did you say "chocolate"? [goes crazy and grabs Timmy Turner by the collar] Make the wish, MAKE THE WISH!!!
:Cosmo: I'm not usually the skeptical one, and I don't even know what "skeptical" means, but when Wanda eats a lot of sugar, she tends to--
:[To quickly shut him up, Wanda shoots Cosmo with her wand, poofing him into a bubble to muffle his speech]
:Wanda: What Cosmo doesn't know is, nobody gives a hoot about his opinion.
:Cosmo: [starts running in the bubble] I'm running. I'm running! Haha, look at me, look at me run, look at me go!! Ahahaha!
:Wanda: [grabs Timmy by the collar again] Dessert wish, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
:Timmy Turner: I wish for no more breakfast, lunch or dinner... just desserts! [Wanda grants his wish]
:[Later at school, everybody is eating dessert and the lunch lady serves Timmy Turner an ice cream sandwich.]
:Lunch Lady: Here's your lunch: a sandwich.
:Timmy Turner: Yeah, an ice cream sandwich. This is awesome!
:[Transformed into Timmy Turner's milk cartons along with Cosmo, Wanda roars and eats the whole sandwich in one giant bite.]
:Wanda: I agree. (munching)
:Cosmo: [sees the LOW FAT sticker on Wanda's milk carton form] ...Not for long.
:(Cut to Billy eating an ice cream sandwich and Mandy drinking low fat milk)
:Billy: Mmm....tasty. (Starts shake due to the sugar...)
:(Mandy's hands shake)
:(Billy and Mandy do some exercise, trying to calm down)
:(Billy is pulling the cart around, and the rope breaks, sending Gladys and Harold flying to a tree.)
:Timmy Turner: [jumping on his bed] Wow! A whole day of school in just three minutes. How sweet is this dessert wish?
:Cosmo: Again, I'm not one to inject logic into a situation, whatever a situation is, but eventually, all this extra sugar energy will wear off.
:Timmy Turner: [still jumping]: And then what?
:Cosmo: Uh, I don't know. It has something to do with weight.
:Cosmo and Wanda: Eat too many sweets and get really heavy.
:[Cosmo and Wanda are now crammed into the tiny fishing bowl.]
:Timmy Turner: Is it eating too many sweets and getting really heavy?
:[Cosmo and Wanda poof back into their original fairy forms, and their tiny wings can't lift their immense weight off the ground. They try to and they struggle and get really tired quickly.]
:Wanda: Of course.
:(Cut to the TV which is displaying the Channel 7 News. Chet Ubetcha is now chubby. Too many sweets litter the desk.)
:Chet Ubetcha: I'm Chet Ubetcha with the "Morning News" hour!
:[While watching the news, Timmy and his parents are now obese.]
:Chet Ubetcha: All over Dimmsdale, people are breaking furniture.
:[TV shows the people breaking furniture]
:Chet Ubetcha: They can’t move. They are gonna lose their jobs. They think their hearts just stopped.
:[The video ends]
:Chet Ubetcha: That's the news!! [breaks his seat]
:Mrs. Turner: [busts her fat stomach into Timmy Turner's room] You're gonna miss the bus! [starts rolling Timmy Turner towards the stairs] Now you roll down those stairs right now, young man, before you're late!
:Timmy Turner: What? No! Wait! Whoa! [gets pushed down the stairs] Ow ohh ow! [gets stuck in the door for a moment and eventually busts out and rolls into the bus]
:Irwin: [reaches into his folds of stomach flab and pulls out a dog] Hey, there's that dog I was looking for!
:Pud'n: [Pulls out another cookie] Have you been eating books for dessert?
:[Cut to inside the hallways where several kids are rolling around like bowling balls. Timmy Turner is loafing around in the middle of the hallway.]
:Timmy Turner: [to self] Well, at least now we live in a world where nobody makes fun of you for being fat anymore.
:[Pan to an obese Francis and a skinny Mark Chang.]
:Francis: Hey, Sperg, it's the fit kid! [points to Mark Chang] Let's stuff him in a locker because he'll fit.
:[Francis makes a grab for Mark Chang, but Mark Chang easily dodges it and walks away, Francis and Sperg following slowly behind. Francis then passes out from fatigue and Tad's electric scooter breaks down from his weight.]
:Mark Chang: Non-puny humans, I'm outta here!
:Timmy Turner: Well, at least Francis and Sperg doesn't have the energy to bully anyone anymore! This turned out to be a pretty good wish after all. [chomps on a chocolate bar as the bell rings. He then waddles off to class]
:[Cut to Denzel Crocker's classroom. Full of Fat Denzel Crocker and students]
:Denzel Crocker: So, a planet's orbit is relative to its size and distance from the sun. Only a significant shift in weight in one area of the planet, oh say, the size of Dimmsdale, could unbalance it and send it wobbling into the sun! Now if you'll open your desks, you'll find... MORE DESSERT!
:Endsville Elementary Class: YAY!
:[The chunky kids open their desks and pig out on the desserts and sweets hiding in them. They are super happy and as they munch they get even fatter. Trixie's belt bursts from the sudden weight gain of this pig out session. All of a sudden, the student's chairs collapse under their weight. The floor collapses under their weight as well, and the kids get stuck in the floor, making the whole school sink one level and the whole city of Dimmsdale rumble and shake with zest and zeal.]
:[Mindy struggles to lift her arms and her arms drop down]
:[cut to outer space, where it is shown that Earth is plummeting towards the Sun. Cut back to the classroom.]
:Sanjay: Aah! Roll! ROLL FOR YOUR LIVES!!
:Endsville Elementary Class: RUN!
:[The whole class (expect Mindy and Timmy Turner) rolls for the exit chaotically. They all crash through the door]
:Mindy: My. We are hurtling towards the Sun for a molten date with death. Timmy, you get Cosmo and Wanda, and wish everyone back to normal and that Earth not going to into the Sun right this minute.
:Timmy Turner: Right away, Mindy.
:[Timmy Turner waddles back into his house. He gets stuck in the door for a moment and eventually comes out of it which makes a similar sound to a cork out of a bottle.]
:Timmy Turner: [jumps up and down, cracking a hole in the ceiling and causing Cosmo and Wanda to crash through the ceiling to the living room floor who are now fatter than before]
:Cosmo and Wanda: AAAHHH!
:Timmy Turner: I WISH EVERYTHING WAS BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Wanda: I'm a little winded. Can you handle it on your own? [She says while sweating bullets merely from sitting up.]
:Cosmo: Oh, I'll do it! My wand! I ate it!
:Wanda: I can use my wand. If only I had more energy to wave my arm.
:[Cut to Mark Chang's Yugopotamian spaceship at the Dimmsdale Dump. Mark Chang is getting ready to leave Earth as it is about to get destroyed by the Sun.]
:Mark Chang: I don't know, Turner. Why would I give you my last can of spinach cobbler? 'Tis the tastiest of all Yugopotamian desserts!
:Timmy Turner: So you're saying you WON'T help me save my doomed planet?!
:Mark Chang: Uh, yeah?
:[Cut to a closeup of Mark Chang partly squished and in pain.]
:Mark Chang: Oof! [Zoom out to reveal that obese Timmy Turner is sitting on Mark Chang] Alright, you win. [gives Timmy Turner the spinach cobbler]
:Timmy Turner: Thanks! Can I get a lift to my house?
:Mark Chang: Are you mad?! I cannot lift you!
:Timmy Turner: [annoyed] I meant with your ship!
:Mark Chang: Oh.... m'kay!
:[Cut to Mark Chang's Yugopotamian ship flying above Timmy Turner's house. All of a sudden, Timmy Turner is dropped out a compartment in the ship and smashes through his roof.]
:Timmy Turner: AAAAHH!
:[Cut to Cosmo, Wanda, and the cowboy playing cards(Go-fish) in Timmy Turner's room looking fatter than before.]
:Cosmo: Got any three's?
:[Suddenly, Timmy Turner falls from the sky and lands on Wanda.]
:Cowboy: What in tarnation?!
:Billy: [to Mindy] This might taste bad, but it's supposed to be good for you! [forces spinach down Mindy's throat]
:[All of a sudden, Mindy is full of energy and stands up.]
:Timmy Turner: [to Wanda] This might taste bad, but it's supposed to be good for you! [forces spinach down Wanda's throat]
:[All of a sudden, Wanda is full of energy and does a Popeye pose.]
:[Cut to a closeup of Grim partly squished and in pain.]
:Grim: AAAGH! STOP! [Zoom out to reveal that obese Billy is sitting on Grim] FOR EVEN UNDER EARTH'S LIGHTER GRAVITY, YOU ARE CRUSHING MY GELANTIOUS FORM!
:[Cut back to Timmy Turner's room]
:Wanda: [straining to hold up her wand already getting fatigued] Quick, before I run out of energy!
:Timmy Turner: I wish everyone was back to normal and that the Earth wasn't going to crash into the Sun!
:[Everything turns back to normal. Everyone becomes lean again and the Earth is pulled back into orbit.]
:Billy: Lesson learned: dessert is great on occasion, but balanced diets are what keep us all healthy and not hurtling in the sun.
:Timmy Turner: Yeah, but these waddles are so convenient, Pud'n and Irwin just couldn't get rid of them.
:[Pan to the dentist.]
:Gladys: Ten cavities in two week that’s a personal best.
:Harold: We’ll, me, Gladys, Philip and Claire might have rotted our teeth to the core, but in the end, me, Gladys, Philip and Claire had fun, and that’s what dessert is all about.
:Claire: Yeah, everything is back to normal and the earth never crashes towards the sun.
:Dentist: Here we go, guys. Have some more sugar coated sugar flavored pieces of sugar while you want.
:Harold, Gladys, Philip and Claire: Cool.
:[Cut to Pud'n and Irwin, who still has his extra weight.]
:Mindy: [unseen but voice is muffled] Pud'n, get me out of here!
:Pud'n: [proceeds to pull weird objects from his tummy folds, including a wheel, an airplane, an elephant, and a sheriff] Not Mindy. Not Mindy. Not Mindy. Not Mindy. Hey, here's the cowboy hunting that other cowboy!
:Sheriff: I'm lookin' for a varmint called Billy the Goat.
:[The first cowboy retreats back to Mindy's tummy fat, and the sheriff quickly takes chase. Fighting noises are heard.]
:Irwin and Pud'n: Ah! Ooh! Ow! Watch those spurs! Aah! Pointy!
:[Irwin's body explodes with the word "POP!" and Pud'n's body explodes with the word "BANG!"]
:[Cut back to the dentist.]
:Timmy Turner: Desserts were the greatest desserts of our lives.
:Mandy: Don’t do it.
:Billy: [eats a candy cane which hurt so his teeth and yells in pain as the episode ends.]