Ingot

Shocking Revelations is the twenty-fourth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on September 19, 2019 and was written by FireMatch.
== Transcript ==
(Ingot is sitting on a throne, drinking tea)
Ingot: Ah, this is the life.
(A crash it heard)
Henchman: Miss Lock III, there’s a giant duck outside the castle!
Ingot: I don’t believe yo- oh okay, there certainly is a giant duck.
Henchman: What are we gonna do?!
Ingot: Lemme handle this. (She steps outside and sees the giant duck) Who are you and why are you on our turf?
Giant duck: HOOPL- I mean QUACK!
Ingot: Huh? Who’s there?
Crazy: God damn it you blew my cover. It is I, Crazy!
Ingot: (muttering) What a Crazy son of a bitch. (talking) Get down from there! I need to punish thee!
Crazy: o. Never! (jumps off of the giant duck, and falls face down into the moat)
Ingot: Ha ha! You fell for the ol’... uh… moat… trick… thingy!
Crazy: You really need to work on your words sir.
Ingot: I know... 
Crazy: Well, gotta go now. (he ditches, and the duck walks right through Ingot’s castle, destroying it)
Ingot: NOOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL BABY!
Henchman 2: You just called your castle a baby. Maybe you’re the baby. (gets stabbed by Ingot)
Ingot: I will not have my slaves call me a baby.
Crazy: (in the distance) See you later, losers!
Ingot: (steaming mad) Grrrrr….. I will get my revenge on that fool one day.
Travis: Hey there old friend, how’s it going?
Ingot: Oh hey Travis, that damn fool Crazy just destroyed our castle.
Travis: WHAT?! That damn Hoopla fetish guy. We must get our revenge.
Ingot: Indeed.
Travis: Bernie will help us.
Ingot: Indeed.
(End of flashback)
Ian: So that’s what happened. Where the hell did Crazy get that duck from?
Ingot: No idea. He just had it destroy our castle for no apparent reason.
Ian: Damn he sucks.
Ingot: Indeed. Welp, it’s almost noon, invasion time.
Ian: I think it’s noon already (points at the sky)
Ingot: INVASION COMMENCE!
Travis: AND BERNIE WILL HELP US!
Ingot: When did you get here?
Travis: I was here the whole time and you didn’t notice?
Ingot: No. Anyways it’s time for the invasion, no more dilly-dallying.
(Cut to Jasbre eating a panini)
Jasbre: How continental!
Matchy: (sighs)
Jasbre: Hey Matchy, new FutureBob tomorrow.
Matchy: But you just rele-
Ingot: DAMN FOOLS! You thought you were safe? Well I’m BACK FOR MORE!
Jasbre: Well shit.
(end)
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