We ♥ Katamari Dialogue

== Prologue ==
* Voiceover: The Great Cosmos... A world of mystery both tantalizing and terrifying... Not a very well publicized world, you understand, but a glamorous and influential world nevertheless. Both yet sensitive, and rugged to boot. Tolerant and compassionate with a heart deeper than the oceans. Such is the Great Cosmos, and the King that rules over it is marvelous to behold. Except for the one time that he destroyed all the stars in the Universe. No big deal really. Having come to and realized the folly of his ways, the wisest of King sent to the planet Earth his beloved son, the Prince, and commanded him to make a katamari of ample proportions. Tossed unceremoniously to Earth, the valiant Prince rolled the katamari entrusted to him by the King, rolling up more things than you can count. Vaulting boxes, pencils, erasers, postcards, ramen, robots, cows, sheep, this girl, that boy, moms and dads, bicycles, motorbikes, homes, buildings, rainbows, clouds, islands, hopes and dreams. The Prince rolled them all up, rolled and rolled until the katamari was big enough to be lifted up to Space to replace the shiny stars that were so grievously lost. And that, dear friends, was the plot and purpose of the fabulous game called:
* The King: Katamari Damacy!
*Voiceover: Its popularity recognized no boundaries or borders, and it rolled right out of the game to bundle away the many and sundry ills that blight the modern world. Overnight, the King found himself a superstar. The adulation of the crowd knew no limits.
*Fans
**I want to meet the King!
**I think it should be bigger! (Note: The VA says "I think he should be bigger!")
**The King is so cool!
**I want to roll up more stuff!
*Voiceover: Oh dear, such a chorus! Fans crying out from all over the world for the magnificent King to do his thing.
*The King: Wooooowww!!! Woooowww-w-w-w-wooooo!!!
*Tomio Hoshino: Hmm... Still not enough stars here...
== Opening Audience with the King ==
* The King: (Note, This is the only Audience with the King where the King specifically speaks to the Prince; whenever the King says his son's title, "Prince" will be in white letters, but in any other audience after this one, the letters in "Prince" will be green because you can play as any cousin after clearing the tutorial.) Ah, sweet memories... Yes, there was that time. That time We smashed all the stars in the sky. It's like something out of a dream. We so totally forgot. Hmm? What made Us remember? Lookee, the only place with stars is around Earth. Looks like Katamari Damacy was being lazy. Looks like Katamari Damacy had everyone fooled. What impresses Us all over is the scale of destruction we wrought. We were on a roll, yes We were♥ Fierce and fabulous, we certainly were♥ We were really something, yes, yes. Oh, speaking of something, here's a tidbit. Not that We get it, but it seems We're quite a hit♥ A big hit with Earth, the star so full of stuff. A star now apparently full of out fans! Prince, Prince! What do you think they love about Us? Our looks? Our tights? Our moustache? Oh... Eureka! We've got it! It's Our chin! Yes?? That must be, yes, must be. Our chin is so magnificent. Earth is full of dedicated followers of Our chin. "I wanna hold your chin!" "Let me feel your goatee!" They ask so nicely, so passionately, how can we say no? So now, Our Prince... You must go to Earth, and grant Our fans their wishes. Their wishes are Our chin's commands. Our chin's commands are Our wishes... and so on.
== Soccer Kid's Request (Tutorial) ==
* Soccer Kid
** (Idle) Yes!
**(Approached ~ Satisfied) Nice and clean! That was a good roll.
**Interacted With (First Time)
*** (Approached) Oh, I forgot. How do I do this?
*** (Talked To) Nice to meet you, your Highness. Katamari Damacy is fun. Or, it was fun... I think it must have been fun...? I'm sorry, I've forgotten. I've completely forgotten how to roll the katamari. I know I'm a goof, but I love Katamari Damacy. Help me remember, please?
**Interacted With (Second Time Onwards)
***(Approached) Oh, I forgot. How do I do this?
***(Talked To ~ Bored) Hola, your Highness. How are you? I'm just a little bit bored with soccer. I'm ready to play with all things Katamari and Damacy.
*Audience with the King (First Time)
** The King: (Note: Though "Prince" is in green letters in the King's speech bubbles in-game, the King is technically speaking specifically to his son during this audience because the Prince is the only character you can play as at this point in the game.) All righty, let's leave Our fans on Earth to Prince... Now, where shall We go and play? Oh, it's Prince. what do you want with Us? What? Oh!! You forgot. Forgot how to roll the katamari. How to enjoy the katamari. The meaning of life... Of course you forgot. It's the things you can't forget that make you hurt... We think it may be better not to dredge things up...
** Soccer Kid: Your Highness is cool.
** The King: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Cool... Now, it's important to remember, no it's crucial to remember, yes. We'll just try and think back, yes.
*Audience with the King (Second Time Onwards)
**The King: All righty, let's leave Our fans on Earth to [Player Character]... Now, where shall We go and play? Oh, it's [Player Character]. what do you want with Us? What? You forgot again? Is something wrong? Are you all right? Really, We suggest you forget about Katamari Damacy...
**Soccer Kid: Your Highness is super cool.
**The King: ... ... ... ... ... ... Super cool... No, Katamari Damacy is important. A really important game, yes. All righty, We'll remember again.
*Start of Level
**The King: Friends that forgot all about Katamari Damacy, or friends playing their very first game of Katamari Damacy. For all friends old and new, [Player Character] will roll in their place. So, what is a katamari? What could a katamari be? What does it taste like? Does it have a point? Why roll? Why make it bigger? So many opinions and schools of thought, but let's just try it first, yes? Hear ye, hear ye, We present to all and sundry... The katamari!
**The King: Heeere it is. This is an average katamari, so utterly devoid of any new and improvedness. Take this standard katamari and roll it firmly with both hands. That's why you use both of the analog sticks. Use your right and left hands to roll. Get it? You get it? That's enough, yes? We did good yes? So just roll your way around, until you've mastered Katamari Damacy on your own. All righty... See the yellow platform ahead? For now, let's head on over there.
*After Getting on Top of the Yellow Platform
**The King: Oh yes, you got up there. Good, good, you're so smart. All righty then, go ahead and roll up stuff. Roll up lots and grow nice and big.
*After the Katamari Grows for the First Time
**The King: Oh, you've grown. Good, good, you're so cute. With a katamari that big, you can climb up even higher. Try it, try it! Let's try it!
*After Reaching Higher Ground
**The King: Wowies, you got up there safe and sound. Wowies, yet another thing you can do.
*After the Katamari Reaches a Certain Size
**The King: Oh, when you're just a little bigger, you could maybe roll Ace up. Here, this is Ace. A cousin to the Prince... Or a cousin once removed...? We forget. Cousin, kin, something like that. All righty, time for you to challenge Ace head-on.
*After Rolling up Ace
**The King: Fabulous! You're pretty good. Anyway, let's go back. Royal Rainbow!
*End Results
**The King: Hmm, was it like this, Katamari Damacy? Honestly, that is not what We were thinking of. But... It looks kind of fun. A kind of sort of fun game.
***Calculating Size (Large)
****The King: [Size], We see... We are a little touched. So big, and just from a training run! An unbelievable size. Astonishing, really. Very and truly fabulous.
***What the Cousins Were Doing on Earth
****Ace
*****The King: Oh, it's cousin Ace. What were you doing on Earth? Hmm? You were at the tutorial stage? We have no idea what you're talking about.
****Slip
*****The King: 
***Calculating What the Katamari Feels
****The King: Hmm, this feels... This katamari feels [Category]-ish. Not that We understand if that's a good thing or not.
**Soccer Kid: Oh wow, I remembered everything. Really everything this time. It's totally the best, Katamari Damacy. Your Highness, thank you so much. This katamari is just a token on my thanks. I'd like to offer it to you.
*Fan's Ending Comment
**Soccer Kid: Look, it's a star now. Wow, it's so beautiful!
== Rainbow Girl's Requests (As Large/Fast as Possible 1) ==
* Rainbow Girl (Select Meadow)
** (Idle ~ Normal) Hello!
** (Approached ~ Satisfied) Oh, [Player Character]! Isn't Katamari Damacy fun?
** (Approached ~ Unsatisfied) Someday, I want to ride the Royal Rainbow with the King.
**(Approached ~ Unsatisfied (2 Players)) [First Player Character] and [Second Player Character], you both worked so hard.
** Interacted With (First Time)
*** (Approached) I want to see the Royal Rainbow!
***(Approached ~ Impatient) Royal Rainbow! Royal Rainbow!
***(Approached ~ 2 Players) Hey! [First Player Character] and [Second Player Character]!
*** (Talked To) Hello, your Highness. I just love you! That beard, that nose, that chin, that crown... I love it all, but I love the Royal Rainbow the best of all. My dream is to see a real live one!! Please show me!
** Interacted With (Second Time Onwards ~ Satisfied)
** Interacted With (Second Time Onwards ~ Unsatisfied)
*** (Talked To) I got to see the Royal Rainbow, but I wasn't really impressed. Hmm? Why wasn't I? Because the katamari was so small! With a katamari that small, the Rainbow doesn't look as pretty. Can't you show me a good Rainbow for a change?
*Audience with the King (First Time)
**The King: We are hungry. Our tummy is empty. What shall We eat? Oh, it's [Player Character]. Hmm? What? What kind of food? Huh? Royal Rainbow? Why, when Our tummy is so empty? Ew, no way, Bor-ing...
**Rainbow Girl: Your Highnes, you're so striking!
**The King: ... ... ... ... ... ... Striking... Oh, We so like rainbows. You must, simply must, see it. Should We go ahead and make a katamari too? Yes, yes, let's go!
*As Large as Possible
**Start of Level
***The King: 
**End of Level
***The King: Okay, all done. Our tummy is empty. Shall We go home, and get something to eat?
**Results
== Lazybones' Requests (As Large/Fast as Possible 2) ==
* Lazybones (Select Meadow)
** (Idle) Hey...
** Interacted With (First Time)
*** (Approached) I'm really sleepy, but first I want to see a big katamari.
***(Approached ~ 2 Players) Ummm, I'm so sleepy. Oh, it's [First Player Character] and [Second Player Character].
***(Approached ~ 2 Players (Alternate)) Hey little dudes.
*** (Talked To) Hey King dude! You're so cool and relaxed, lounging around as usual. I love Katamari Damacy. I love how mellow it is. So I'm copying Katamari Damacy and lounging around. Oh, now I'm falling asleep. But before I do... I want to see a real katamari. C'mon dude! Show me!
*Audience with the King (First Time)
**The King: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Ouf! We were asleep. Were Our eyes open? Oh... [Player Character]. What? What? He wants to see a katamari before he goes to bed? What? Are you serious? No, this is Katamari Damacy. We are not that easy. We work hard at rolling, you know. No, no, not possible. Cannot be done, no.
**Lazybones: Your Highness is the best.
**The King: ... ... ... ... ... ... The best... No, not impossible, not at all. Yes, you are very and absolutely right. If anything, We shouldn't play except just before bed, yes. All aboard, let's make a katamari!
*Start of Level
**The King: So sleepy, after all... Yawn... Let's roll here. It's a room again, but let's just work on getting it big. If you make it bigger, you can roll it in lots of other places. Umm, let's see... How about this much time (6 min) to make this big a katamari (40 cm)? If you can manage, that would be nice. All righty, [Player Character]. It's all yours now!
**20 cm Reached
***The King: Loading... Can't... Talk... Ahh... Finally, We can talk. We have a little trouble with loading. You can't talk during loading, you know. We finally have Our voice back, but We can't talk when it first starts loading. Yaaaawn... Goodness gracious, We're sleepy. We are just such a sleepyhead. You can get to more places if you roll on from here. We're very drowsy, but We'll keep it together.
== Floatee Boy's Requests (Rolling Underwater) ==
* (Idle ~ Normal) Hoy!
** Interacted With (First Time)
*** (Approached) Can you roll underwater?
*** (Approached ~ 2 Players) Let's roll underwater together!
== Ikebana Teacher's Requests (Rolling Up Flowers) ==
== Fussy Mom's Request (Cleaning Up Kid's Room) ==
== Dog's Request (Roll Up the Sun) ==
* Dog
** (Idle) Bow-wow!
**Interacted With
*** (Approached) I want to roll up the brightness.
* Audience with the King
** The King
***
* Start of Level
** The King
*** Wowies, you're finally here. It's Space! Outer Space. Okey-dokey, [Player Character]. Want to go for the Sun? Want to roll the Earth and roll up the Sun? We know you can do it, [Player Character]. All righty, good luck.
== Grandpa's Requests (As Large/Fast as Possible 3) ==
== Substitute Teacher's Requests (Roll through School) ==
== Dr. Katamari's Requests (Roll through the Zoo) ==
== Mini-Sumo's Requests (Fight the Komusubi/Ozeki/Yokozuna) ==
== Hansel & Gretel's Request (Roll Up the Gingerbread House/Sweet Meadow) ==
* Hansel & Gretel
* (Idle) Sweets!
== Crane Hat Boy's Request (Roll Up 1,000 Paper Cranes) ==
== Camper Boy's Requests (Make a Small/Medium/Large Campfire) ==
== F1 Racer's Request (Roll through Racetrack) ==
== Grandma's Requests (As Large/Fast as Possible 4) ==
== Fund-raiser's Request (Raise Money to Save the Pandas) ==
* Fund-raiser
* (Idle) Save the pandas!
== Nerd Boy's Request (Roll Up Fireflies) ==
== Snow Child's Request (Make a Snowman) ==
* Snow Child
** (Idle) Hi...
** (Approached ~ Normal) I wish we could roll together.
** (Approached ~ 2 Players) The head and body, let's build them with 2 players!
== Cowbear Farmer's Request (Roll Up a Cow/Bear) ==
== Excited Baby's Request (Roll Up Exactly 50 Items) ==
* Excited Baby
* (Idle) Baboo!
== Rain Coat Girl's Request (Roll Up the Clouds) ==
== Just-right Girl's Requests (Roll Up to Exact Size) ==
== Bird & Elephant's Requests (As Large/Fast as Possible 5) ==
== Mutsuo Hoshino's Request (Roll Up the Cousins) ==
== Tomio Hoshino's Requests (Save the Earth) ==
* Tomio Hoshino
** (Idle) Called off!
** (Approached) Oh no! Oh no!
** (Talked To) Hello, it's been a while. It's Tomio Hoshino... We met in Katamari Damacy. That was a great experience. Looks like it also put the Hoshino Family on the map. But wait, who cares? Earth is in danger!! Your Highness is the only one who can save us all!! Please we need your help!
* Audience with the King
** The King
*** Whenever We look at it, the Earth is blue. A very beautiful star, yes. Not that it can hold a candle to the Great Cosmos... Oh, [Player Character]. Hmm? A giant asteroid is headed towards Earth? Ooh, sounds like fun!
** Tomio Hoshino
*** Please help us!! We're all waiting for your Highness!
** The King
*** ... ... ... ... ... ... All waiting... Oh, so you really were waiting? All righty, We'll totally save Earth♥
* Start of Level
** The King
*** Danger, Earth is in danger! Trouble, the planet is in big trouble! If you don't hurry up and roll a really big katamari, Earth is going to have even more problems... This is going to smash into Earth. [Player Character], you have to hurry or Earth is toast! Somebody, heeelp!
* End of Level
** The King
*** We're so happy for you! Earth is saved, in the nick of time. Oh, that was too, too close. Anyway, want to head back now?
* Results Screen
** The King
*** Yes, yes, that turned out well. We managed to save the planet. By the way, it everyone all right?? Is everyone on Earth all right??
** If 90%-99% of Countries Were Rolled Up
*** The King
**** Oh... You were rolling up entire countries! No, it's all right. Everyone on Earth is all right. We just confirmed it. In fact, everyone gets along better than they used to. This is what they call some good coming out of the bad, yes.
** Commentary on Contents of Katamari
*** The King
**** Countries, countries, countries... Makes sense it would be a The World-ish katamari.
** Fan's Commentary
*** Tomio Hoshino
**** Thank you so much for helping us!! Human, animal, plants, every life was saved. As a token of our gratitude, we'd like your Highness to have the katamari.
** Fan's Ending Comment
*** Tomio Hoshino
**** It turned into a star of its own! It used to be Earth, you know...
== The King's Commentary on Specific Items ==
* Dog's Request (Roll Up the Sun)
** Cassiopeia
*** Oh, it's Cassiopeia. We made that, you know.
** Vega and Altair
*** Oh, Vega and Altair got rolled up too♥
** UFO
*** It's a UFO We misplaced. So that's where it was!
** Orion
*** Wowies, there's Orion. The Queen gave that to Us.
** Space Station
*** A Space Station... So where's the Space Train?
** Big Dipper
*** S-s-s-s-s-seven stars. Is it sizzling?
** Black Hole
*** Just because it sucks in everything doesn't mean you can ever, ever toss trash in there.
** White Hole
*** What's a... White Hole? We don't know anything about that.
== The King's Select Meadow Chime-Ins ==
* Explaining the Select Meadow
** We totally forgot to tell you, but... This is the Select Meadow. Talk to fans... Chat with cousins... Do a little saving... Look at your collection... Move around a little, maybe while pushing the square or circle button... When you get tired of rolling, just playing in here. Look at the instruction booklet if some of the fans confuse you♥
* Explaining Movies
** That storyboard was quite interesting. It's a storyboard, but the pictures move. And, there's music. An extreme storyboard, that's what it is. Hmm? It's called a movie? How fascinating. A "movie." So that storyboard "movie," what it showed is a glimpse into Our youthful days. A pretty tumultuous tale of derring-do. We can't wait for Episode II! What? If We keep rolling, We'll eventually get to see it? All rightly, We're going to roll on ahead! See you later!
* Explaining Presents
** By the way... Are you using all those presents from Our fans? You know the Birthday Cake from the Select Meadow, yes? Go there to put on your presents. They'll give you a snazzy new look♥
*Explaining Why the Sun Couldn't Be Rolled Up on the First Try
**Ohh, too bad! Tooo baaaad. It's because the katamari is still too small. Which means... That there's not enough stars in the Cosmos. Not enough, not enough, so not enough.
*Once There Are Enough Celestial Bodies in Space for the Dog's Request to Be Fulfilled
**Mmm, it's nice out. Ahhh, it feels good. Days like this just cry out for a picnic. What We love are sandwiches... Oh! We're seeing something...!!! Yes, yes, We have a picture in Our mind! Is that dog still in the Select Meadow? Woof, it could work out, woooowf!
*Once the Collection Is Complete and All Royal Presents Have Been Rolled Up
**A fan was saying, but... Is it true that you rolled up everything? You rolled up everything on Earth. Amazing, but... You had serious time on your hands. It must have taken some hours, yes? Around 680,000 hours, you think? You gave Us that much time... Really and sincerely, thank you. Nothing better than knowing you enjoyed it. Heeere's something from Us to say thank you. A little something for you. We stayed up to make this. Actually bothered to make something. The King of All Cosmos making a present with Our own bare hands. You'll treasure it, won't you? 
== Best Ending (All Requests Fulfilled) ==
* Mini-Sumo
** Thanks, coach!
* Excited Baby
** Blub, blub.
* Soccer Kid
** Thank you!
* Rainbow Girl
** Thanks for the Royal Rainbow!
* Michiru Hoshino
** ... ... (Note: Her VA says "Oh, I feel it!")
* Mutsuo Hoshino
** That was awesome!
* Rain Coat Girl
** Nature is the best!
* Crane Hat Boy
** Katamari is fun!
* Lazybones
** Zzzzz... Zzzz...
* Hansel & Gretel
** We like Katamari okay.
* Camper Boy
** Let's go camping!
* Bird & Elephant
** (Bird) Tweetily the best!
* Floatee Boy
** Thanks, your Highness!
* F1 Racer
** THANK YOU!
* Fund-raiser
** The red pandas are happy too!
* Grandma
** Thank you! Thank you!
* Dog
** Katamari Damacy is wonderfoof! Wonder wonderwoof!
* Battle Uncles
** Versus is the best! Katamari Damacy is the best!
* Just-right Girl
** That was just the right amount of fun!
* Ikebana Teacher
** Thank you for the newness!
* Nerd Boy
** It can't all be studying or all play. What's important is the balance.
* Snow Child
** It was a copycat, but it was fun!
* Grandpa
** Videogames are the best!
* Cowbear Farmer
** That saved my hide!
* Substitute Teacher
** Thank you, your Highness!
* Dr. Katamari
** Your Highness...! Be my friend!
* Fussy Mom
** All cleaned up!
* Tomio Hoshino
** Thank you for the planet!! (Note: His VA says "Called off!")
* The King
**Our heart is full. What is it, this wonderful feeling? We somehow made it all the way, with the help of so many fans. It's the best ending there is. We're the best!! You're all the best!! Oh!! Katamari Damacy is amazing. Nothing can surprise Us anymore. If dogs and birds can blab on, then why not a flower? He-llo, do your see this? The flower wants to say something.
*Rose
**i am a rose... a rose who wants to roll.
*The King
**Wowies, it's really talking. This is impossible. A miracle. Oh!! Oh oh oh!! We forgot!! It's the ending credits again!! We need to get ready, so that's it for the Profoundly Moving Ending. Bye-bye.
== Battle Uncles' Request (2 Player Battle) ==
* If There Aren't Two Controllers Hooked Up to the Console
** Battle Uncles
*** (Approached) You need 2 people to play.
*If There Are Two Controllers Hooked Up to the Console
**Battle Uncles
***(Approached) Fight! Fight!
* 
== Michiru Hoshino's Request ("Profoundly Moving Ending" Minigame) ==
*If the King Rolls Up the Prince/the Cousin the Player Is Controlling
**"After We went to all this effort... Why...? Why did you finish so quickly? Stop bothering Us!!! Get out of Our sight!!!" -The King of All Cosmos
***
*If the Minigame is Completed but All the Fans and Cousins Were Not Rolled Up
** "I'm a little disappointed. What do you think you're doing, refusing to roll up these poor people? It's boring to just have the credits!" -The Queen of All Cosmos
* If the Minigame is Completed but All the Fans Have Not Appeared in the Select Meadow and All the Cousins Have Not Been Collected Beforehand 
** "Everyone seemed to enjoy being rolled into a Katamari, but... There must be more Katamari fans around somewhere! Don't just believe what's in front of your eyes!" -The Queen of All Cosmos
* If All the Fans and Cousins Are Rolled Up
** "All the fans look so happy ♥️ They're all rolled up in a Katamari, after all. That was another one of my ideas. Isn't it dreamy?" -The Queen of All Cosmos
== Rose's Request (Roll Up 1,000,000 Roses) ==
* Rose
** Interacted With (First Time and Onwards Until 1,000,000 Roses Are Rolled Up)
*** (Talked To) ...a million red roses.
** Interacted With (1,000,000 Roses Are Rolled Up)
*** (Talked To) you gathered a million red roses. wonderful! impressive! simply the best. simply satisfied. oh? you still want to roll? you love roses that much?
* Audience with the King
** The King
*** Oh? Katamari Damacy's not over yet? What? Roses? Rosy roses? What about roses?
** Rose
*** a million...
** The King
*** Oh, We understand. A million roses, yes We know. Let's go, let's go. Off We go to the land of roses.
*** Oh, We understand. A trip to collect a million roses, yes. Yes, yes, bon voyage! Off We go to the world of roses.
* Start of Level
** The King
*** All righty, shall We roll? Go for a million roses. Good luck!
* If the Player Chooses to Stop Rolling
** The King
*** Nice job today. Ready to go home?
* If the Player Has Rolled Up 1,000,000 Roses
** The King
*** Oh... Is that really... A million? A million roses? Amazing... That's amazing. We're rather impressed. Such a pointless exercise... Well, thank you for doing it. We are so pleased. Yes, let's go home now.
* End Results (Less Than 100,000 Roses)
** The King
*** What do you want a million roses for...? We don't know, but this is nowhere near enough.
** Rose
*** ...long ways to grow... ...keep the katamari safe...
** The King
*** OK! The King is on the case. Let's pop it up into the Cosmos. Let's just toss everything up there. Here We go!
* End Results (1,000,000 Roses)
** The King
*** It's [Current Date]. One million roses. We never did find out the point, but this is probably an amazing feat. Oh, We know why! We get the point of rolling up a million. It was to teach you never to give up, to face a challenge head-on! We said this was for thanking Our fans, but they've had lots to teach Us, yes? [Current Date]. We won't forget this day. Thank you, Little Rose.
** Rose
*** blooming amazing... a million roses. this will break the spell... and i can return to my true self. please take the katamari as a thank you.
** The King
*** Let's just toss everything up there. Let's toss it all up into the Cosmos now. Here We go!
* Fan's Ending Comment
** Rose
*** ...beautiful...
== Miscellaneous ==
* The King Reacting to a Fan Giving Him the Katamari (Clearing a Level for the First Time)
** The King
***Ooh? Really? You're giving it to Us? Seriously? Fabulous!! Thank you, We are so pleased. What should We do with it...? Oh! We can pop it up into the Cosmos. Yes, that's what We'll do.
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* The King Reacting to a Fan Giving Him the Katamari (Clearing a Level for the Second Time Onwards)
** The King
***Ooh? Really? You're giving it to Us? Seriously? Score!! Thank you, We are so pleased. Hmm... What should We do with it? What to do...? Eeny-meeny... Actually, We've made Our choice already. In Our heart, it's already decided. This is the only way to go.
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* The King Choosing to Turn a Katamari into Either a Celestial Body or Stardust
** The King
*** 
* The King Recycling a Katamari
**The King
***(Note: This only happens if you return to the Select Meadow from a level without reaching said level's goal, but the katamari you rolled is still relatively big.) Ooh, that's kind of a waste. This katamari is kind of a waste. It got kind of biggish, but it's kind of a waste. We should try to recycle it... Oh, we can turn it into stardust♥ This will make the Universe so much prettier!!
== Demo ==
* Starting 2-player Co-op Mode
** Position player 1 and player 2 next to the fan. Press the X button to talk to the fan (either player). 2-player Co-op Mode will begin once the conversation is finished. Have fun!
* Mutsuo Hoshino's Request (Roll through the School)
** Mutsuo Hoshino
*** (Idle) Hello!
*** (Approached) I really want to roll a katamari. If you speak to me with 2 players you can roll a Katamari together!
*** (Talked To) Hello, great King of All Cosmos! Katamari Damacy is just so much fun! I really want to roll around and make the katamari bigger. Can I? Please?
** Audience with the King
*** The King
**** Oh, Prince. Guess what. Go on. Guess. We got a sneak peek at a next generation console. We were very disappointed... It was so small that We could hardly even see it... These human consoles are way too small for Us. Please make them much bigger next time!! A controller with buttons as big as the stars!! That would be splendid! Oh... Did you want something? Oh? You want to roll? That's fabulous. I'm moved a bit. Alrighty then. Let's start rolling shall We♥
** Start of Level
*** The King
**** Use the left and right analog sticks to control your katamari. It's so simple We imagine even you can do it without too much effort! Roll around in this strange Earth school. We shall give you this much time (4 minutes) to roll up a katamari this big (1.5m). Stuff will stick to your katamari as you roll around, and before you know it, you'll have a huge katamari! Well, that's it. Get cracking on that then. We shall see you later.
** Commentary During Level
*** Gameplay
**** The King
***** Oh. We forgot to mention... You can't roll up objects bigger than your katamari.
***** Not bad at all, especially considering it's you, [Player Character].
***** The door is open. Looks like you can go through to the next corridor.
***** It's still very, very small! Such a small, impolite little katamari.
***** Amazing! You made a 1.5m katamari already! You still have some time left. See if you can make it even bigger.
*** Time
**** 1 minute left.
**** (Less Than 1 Minute) [Number] seconds left.
*** Specific Items
**** The King
***** Watering pot, watering pot, watering pot. You like watering pots that much?
** End of Level
*** OK, that's it. Oh!! It looks kind of big. [Size]? We suppose it will do. By the way, did you enjoy playing? Yes? We're glad to hear that. Let's zip back to space then. Royal Rainbow!
* End of Demo
** Audience with the King
*** The King
**** Wonderful! A lovely katamari with [Number] flowers! So gorgeous! So exquisite! A blossoming collaboration between Mother Nature and a katamari... So sweet♥ So wonderful♥ We're enraptured♥ So... We wonder where We should display such a herbaceous katamari? In the living room? Or the bedroom? What do you think? ...Yes... We agree. The living room of course. Alrighty, We're going home now. We can wait no longer to display this marvelous katamari. Thanks for much for this. So long! Bye bye!
** Mutsuo Hoshino's Ending Comment
*** Prior to the Game's Release
**** Wow! That was totally cool! Rolling a Katamari is just so much fun! I'm so excited! So, when will We ♥ Katamari be released? What? Early 2006? I can't wait! Now I won't be able to sleep at night! (Text in the corner of the screen says "COMING SOON!")
*** After the Game's Release
**** Wow! That was totally cool! Rolling a Katamari is just so much fun! I'm so excited! What!? Really? This cool game has been released already? And it's really called "We ♥ Katamari"? Well, even though it'll be pretty embarrassing asking for a game for such a silly name, I'm going to buy it first thing tomorrow! (Text in the corner of the screen says "Available In Stores Now!")
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