Drafts/Squidward's Best Day!

== Squidward's Best Day: ==
 Introduction:
I am sure most of you know the creepypasta, “Red Mist” or “Squidwards Suicide”, right? Well, what if I told you that the true and canon episode was darker and less unnerving. As of writing this blog or tweet of some kind, I’m sure all of you heard of the cameo/reference of it in the episode, “Spongebob in Randomland” and yes, I’ve seen it myself. But that led me into an interesting question that is not answered yet, what is the canon episode? Some of you might say the episode, “Are You Happy Now?” is the canon episode but that would’ve been obvious and ended this theory or pasta here. But I will explain the actual episode itself. Go get your dictionaries, glasses, and text to speech translators. Because it’s time to talk about, “Squidward's Best Day.”
 The Beginning
It starts off with Squidward, waking up out of his bed, numb and annoyed as always. Putting on a blue shirt instead of a brown one but realizes and replaces it with the brown one, calling it important for later. He goes to his toothbrush and accidentally grabs the two teeth brush and instead, replaces it with the automatic toothbrush. This moment was fun but then we have the part that was similar to the stories but with a different twist. Yes, he does head to his clarinet and use the said instrument. But there’s no SpongeBob or Patrick interrupting. He’s just playing by himself, and it cuts to him after done practicing where he gets a knock at the door as he finishes his clarinet solo. I’ll just let you imagine the actions while I play down the lines: Squidward: Hello?
Fish: Hello there, sir! Your talent is great and wonderful indeed. 
Squidward: Wait, really? 
Fish: Yes! Now, if you want to join in on the concert as one of our choices tonight, give me a call and I’ll answer.
Squidward: I’ll take it!
Fish: Good! See you tonight then!
As Squidward walks around happily, he packs his stuff and plants some posters with a transition card of Squidward's posters being vandalized. And then it cuts to Squidward, preparing his clarinet solo as the next band, The Goobers, finish up. Squidward is excited and just prepares his speech for the concert. After the band finishes, he steps in and says, “Hello everyone! Today, you’re about to hear the most beautiful sound ever on a clarinet.” The crowd was bored as usual but when he played, instead of the crowd booing at him, they enjoyed it. It was a great moment for Squidward but sadly, it was a hallucination. As he played the final note, he opened his eyes, and the crowd was already gone. He questioned it but realized, “Where has everyone gone? Must’ve left after the last note.” But in reality, it pans out to the citizens of Bikini Bottom already leaving the concert. It was a sad moment for Squidward, but he knew that it would get better, right?
 The Middle
After he went to his house, he slept in as the next day arose. It showed a pattern of him going to a concert but failing. Over and over until he had a similar look to his style in “Are you Happy Now?” As the final one happened, he dropped his clarinet and walked home until he felt a tap on his shoulder from a Scottish fish who wanted to help him, but he declined. Which then led to this: 
Scottish Fish: Laddie, are you sure? Things have gotten worse here in the Bikini Bottom since the Red Mist happened. 
Squidward: Red Mist? 
Scottish Fish: Yes, the Red Mist. If it is near you, it causes your brain to become insane and the only way to stop it is to obey it or die. 
Squidward: Well, you can’t fool me you maniac. 
Scottish Fish: If you don’t believe me, then we’ll see. 
As the fish left, Squidward grabbed his clarinet and went back home like all of the time. But this time, he gets interrupted by SpongeBob who tries to make him feel better by staying at his place, but he declines and pushes SpongeBob away. It made sense for how much he’s been tortured by SpongeBob but then Squidward walks to his bed and tries to sleep where it cued it to be night. As it faded out for a bit, it came back with Squidward waking up from a nightmare. Squidward heard a voice, a voice telling him that which led Squidward to break into tears until he heard a voice that said, “I lurk behind your shadows, Squidward.” Squidward stopped for a second and then he spoke softly, shivering. “W-Who are you?” Before we continue on, I bet you have questions. So, I’ll answer them to get out of the way? 
Why are there so many references to “Are You Happy Now?” Well, that’s because this was the episode before it was pulled off and then replaced with the episode that was mentioned countless times in this story. How do I know all of this? I know it because my friend, ___________ was an intern as a writer for the dark ages of SpongeBob. Now we have all of the questions out of the way, back to the story. As Squidward spoke to this figure, the figure revealed itself to be… Squilliam but, the uncanny thing about this was that he was way different. Squidward looked back and tried to punch him back, knowing that Squilliam caused all of this to him but instead, he snapped his tentacle hand and twisted it out. The shot was close up and of course, was pretty gruesome to look at. Afterwards, he kicked him off as he looked back but the weird thing was that his eyes were the exact same as Squilliams now. Yellow for the eye, red for the iris. He was furious and tried to attack him, but Squilliam pushed him away, saying that he’s useless and a horrible musician. He didn’t want to hear it, as his mind slowly twisted into insanity. This was the moment he snapped. He went to a closet and got out a shotgun, with a deranged look on his face as the hand that was snapped from his blood was on the trigger. 
 The Ending
Squidward spoke as Squilliam chanted him to pull the trigger on himself, teasing. Squidward began to laugh, as the memories he remembered were gone as he pointed the gun to his left side of his brain, it cutted to his room as a faint sound of a shotgun was heard. After a second, the jumpscare appeared. After that happened, it faded away as it slowly panned into the hospital. Patrick was sitting down, feeling bad about all he caused. After SpongeBob came out of the room, he looked back at Patrick, and he spoke as it led into an interesting conversation: 
Sponge: Hey Patrick. 
Patrick: Yeah? Sponge: Do you ever feel remorse about the things we did? 
Patrick: Yeah. It’s just sad to see Squidward try to do this to himself. 
Sponge: Same. I thought that I was doing the right thing but no, I wasn’t. 
Patrick: Well, is he okay at least? 
Sponge: He’s lucky enough to survive. Want to talk to him? 
As Patrick nodded, he went inside the room the squid was in and he was lucky indeed. Half of his face was bandaged up and he spoke which continued the conversation. 
Squid: SpongeBob. I’m sorry for all of this. I should’ve been nice and accepted what you did. 
Sponge: No Squidward. I should say sorry. I always caused you misery so I’m making it up to you. 
SpongeBob then gave him a shiny golden clarinet with the perfect holes for him to interact. He smiled back at SpongeBob and said, “Thank you. I am glad you became someone I could trust after a while.” As the episode finally ended with it panning out with the camera, looking at the sun.
 Conclusion
Now we made it to the end of this story. It was a sad one but, I am sure you have another question in mind. Why was this episode pulled from airing? Well, the writer of the episode, __________, left the studio after the idea of the episode was canceled after it was near completion. And after a few weeks of the airing of, “Are You Happy Now?”, a certain story you might’ve known was created. But would I recommend you hate on this lost episode? Of course not! Now, I hope you all enjoyed this story of mine. I’m sure you have too. And if you somehow find it, tell me how it is, and I’ll see if the story he wrote about this was right.