Five

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table)
Joe: This time it was a 3 - 0 vote. Fluffward, you are safe from eviction yet again. 
LightBob: Wait that means…
Joe: Yes. LightBob, you have been evicted.
LightBob: Nooooooo sooooo close!
(LightBob walks out onto the stage and sees everyone else who has been evicted)
Voice: So now we enter the final five. We’re almost done with this game guys.
SpongeBob: And now my copy is gone!
Squidward: Mine’s still here.
Fluffward: I AM MY OWN SQUID.
Squidward: Mmhmm sure.
(Fluffward rages and the camera cuts to the next challenge)
Voice: So for your next challenge, all of you have a bow and arrow.
(Bows and arrows appear for everyone)
Squidward: Cool.
Maja: I like weapons!
Voice: There are also four balloons. So this is how it goes: hit a balloon and you last another round. Miss, and you lose all shots at winning. Got it?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Voice: On your mark, get set, go!
(Everyone starts shooting at random and SpongeBob hits a target)
Voice: SpongeBob has hit a target, three left.
(Fluffward hits a target)
Fluffward: Let’s goooo.
(Joe misses a target and Maja hits one)
Maja: Hahaha yes!
Joe: Come on!
(Joe and Squidward start shooting at random, and then Squidward hits one)
Voice: And Joe is out, no shot at winning.
Joe: Dang it!
Voice: Okay everyone get your bows ready to hit the next balloons.
(Everyone gets ready)
Voice: Go!
(Fluffward and Maja hit balloons and Squidward fails)
Squidward: Crap!
(SpongeBob hits a balloon)
Squidward: Double crap!
Voice: Now we’re down to three. Go!
(Maja hits a balloon and SpongeBob and Fluffward keep missing)
SpongeBob: Fluffward look a donkey!
Fluffward: Where?
SpongeBob: GOTTEEM!
(SpongeBob hits a balloon)
Voice: So now it’s just SpongeBob and Maja. Whoever wins this gets into the final four. Go!
(SpongeBob fires and misses, and then Maja fires and hits Squidward in the nose)
Squidward: OWWWWWW!
Maja: Oops sorry!
(Maja pulls the arrow out and fires again, this time hitting a balloon)
Voice: And Maja wins! Congrats, you can nominate two people when we get back.
(Camera cuts back to the table)
Maja: So now we’re in the top five and I gotta think about who could beat me in the very end. So first I’m nominating Joe, since he’s a threat that’s been flying under the radar since day one. Which is also the last time he was nominated so yeah.
Voice: Nice shpeel. Anyways, who else?
Maja: Hmmmmmm. Let’s go with Squidward since I feel bad for shooting him in the nose and he should really go see a real doctor and not the creepy nurse in the lounge.
Voice: Hey don’t reveal the set.
Maja: What?
(Camera zooms out to reveal a mansion set with a green screen behind it, a cameraman, a boom mic guy, a make-up department, and stunt doubles)
Voice: Goddammit we weren’t supposed to break the fourth wall.
Cameraman: Act natural maybe they won’t notice.
Joe Biden Stunt Double: Yeah because they wouldn’t have already caught onto the fact that a supposedly 60 year old Vice President is super strong and athletic. I mean that would be impressive, but not real.
Voice: ZOOM IN QUICKLY.
(Camera zooms back in)
Maja: Oh sorry.
SpongeBob: This is a set?
Voice: IGNORE THAT INCIDENT VIEWERS, VOTING ENDS TOMORROW!
Category:2019
Category:Spin-Offs
Category:Evicted!
Category:Purple133
Category:Episodes written by Purple133
Category:2010s