House of Asmodeus

House of Asmodeus is the featured song in the Helluva Boss episode "Ozzie's", performed by Moxxie, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and Verosika Mayday.
The song was originally meant to be a love song written by Moxxie dedicated to Millie, but the song itself soon becomes one about lust and depravity performed by Asmodeus and Fizzarolli, who attempt to explain the rules of the club to Moxxie before they eventually find out about Blitzo and Stolas' relationship and publicly humiliate them for it.
==Lyrics==
Moxxie: I love you
More than the brimstone loves the fire
More than Beelze- loves her -bub
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs
You make my spirit sing
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
Our love is a story sweet to tell
Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell over my heart
Love is a journey we decided to start
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart
I love you (x7)
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: *joining in, mockingly* I love you (x5)
I love you (x3)
Asmodeus: You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?
Fizzarolli: Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!
Asmodeus: What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
Fizzarolli: Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!
Asmodeus: Give me a thrust!
Fizzarolli: Bwabwabwabwa bwaaaah-
Asmodeus: Show me some lust
From the groin to the bust
In desire, we trust
In the house of Asmodeus
Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Hah!
Asmodeus: Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts-
Fizzarolli: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!
Asmodeus: You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around
Here we sing about wants and desires
Fizzarolli: Depravity! Savagery! Loins hotter than fire!
Asmodeus: So, give me a thrust!
Show me some lust
From the groin to the bust
Little Imp, you just must
In the house of Asmodeus
Come on, sing us a song
Make sure the subject is gettin' it on!
Make it graphic and tantrically long~
Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"!
Asmodeus: Go ahead, your mic's on!
Moxxie: I want to…
Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?
Moxxie: Make gentle love to you
Asmodeus: Ugh, what a limp-dick Imp
You're really killin' the vibe
Get a load of this dweeb
And his unsatisfied bride
Blitzo: Hey, now! I've watched those two pork many times.
Moxxie: What?! Blitzo?!
Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!
Fizzarolli: Is that Blitzo? So, you're showin' your face?
Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!
Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship
Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!
Verosika Mayday: Oh, Blitzo?
I used to date him (date him, date him)
Blitzo: Oh, Verosika. You're here...
Verosika Mayday: I'd stroke him, I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him)
Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn)
He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag)
A selfish Imp in the sheets
And just as bad in the streets
A reckless, heart-breaking freak!
Asmodeus: Who's that at your table?
Is your date a demon prince?
Stolas, is that you?
Wally Wackford: Are you sleeping with an Imp?!
Asmodeus: Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall!
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all
I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up~
You sold your life for a thrust!
Now, that's the spirit of lust!
Grab your groin or a bust
Prepare to get your hair mussed
Pretend you don't see that crust
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: In the house of Asmode-
Asmodeus: Hey!
Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox.
Moxxie: Yeah, I was.
Moxxie: I love us
I love us just the way we are
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes
I'll never take you for granted
I'll always give you my best
And if you can offer the same
Fate will handle the rest
'Cause I love you
'Cause I love you
==Trivia==
*The lyrics to this song were posted on Andrew Butler's Twitter.Lyrics by Andrew Butler
*This is the longest song in the series, so far.
*This song also implements an alternate art style, evident near the beginning of it, albeit it being only for a brief moment.
==References==
es:House of Asmodeus
ru:Дом Асмодея
Category:Music
Category:Songs
Category:Helluva Boss music