Shrek's Hurricane Nightmare

Shrek's Hurricane Nightmare is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on September 26, 2022.
==Characters==
*Shrek
*Fiona
*Donkey
*Puss in Boots
*Ogre Triplets
**Fergus
**Farkle
**Felicia
==Transcript==
(One day at the swamp, Shrek and his friends and family are eating a stack of waffles and pancakes with syrup on top with Puss in Boots serving the ham pieces)
*Shrek: Mmm mmm mmm. These waffles and pancakes are the best!
*Donkey: I love my waffles in my tummy as they make my belly go squeak!
*Puss in Boots: Eat up the ham! It taste like bacon from the grill. *serve up the ham on everyone plates*
*Fiona: So good. This is becoming a barbeque.
*Puss in Boots: I am the master of the cooking. Made some nice bread rolls the other day and taste really great. It just like what San Ricardo used to make back when I was a young kitten.
*Fiona: Duloc better be serving some bread sticks with pasta balls. Eat up babies.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *eat up the ham, waffles and pancakes*
*Shrek: Man, I could never get tired of eating these important meals for breakfast.
*Donkey: Why can't we eat a pizza? We haven't had a pizza for breakfast before.
*Shrek: Oh, no, Donkey. That's lunch and dinner. Eggs and biscuits are breakfast meals.
*Donkey: Man, who still eat chicken eggs nowadays?
*Shrek: Just learn how to eat what's on the menu.
*Donkey: I always eat on the menu. I always read the name of the meals for what is put on the schedule.
*Shrek: Donkey, you read a menu, not a schedule. Don't you have a job at a barn?
*Donkey: Um, no. Used to live in a farm and got taken away due to my behavior.
*Shrek: Man. Can't mess with the attitude. I wonder what's on TV. *watch the mirror, acting like a TV*
*Magic Mirror: *on TV* Breaking news! We are having a hurricane situation at Far Far Away. Hurricane Fiona is approaching in Duloc and turning toward the west in the swamp. Make sure you block your doors, build shelter and protect the windows without breaking. This is a warning to all fairy tale creatures who live in these receptive areas.
*Shrek: Oh no. We're having a hurricane situation!
*Donkey: That's terrible! We can't go out and play and party with the party animals!
*Puss in Boots: I need a break from adventures after one hurricane.
*Fiona: Did they say Hurricane Fiona?
*Shrek: That's your name! How can they name a hurricane after you?
*Fiona: It's so weird. Every hurricane is named on the alphabet order. What's next? A Hurricane Shrek?
*Shrek: No sweetie. I am no hurricane. I am not making thunder strikes and thunderbolts all over the place. That's a big no no.
*Puss in Boots: We always get rain senor. It's part of life. All you gotta do is stay inside all the time when the shower is on.
*Shrek: Alright. We must be setting up the shutters by now. Better early than late.
(Shrek and his gang set up the shutters in the swamp by placing the wood on the windows to block them)
*Shrek: How does it look?
*Donkey: Pretty good. Let's try the bathroom.
*Shrek: No! That's where I take a dump. There's no windows and we can't put the wood on the door. How I am going to take a dump when all the doors and windows are blocked?
*Puss in Boots: You didn't block the doors, didn't you?
*Shrek: Of course not. Only the windows.
*Fiona: Make sure you block all the windows as well.
*Shrek: They're all blocked. Put with shutters and passion.
*Donkey: Great. We'll be good to hide inside without any thunder strikes breaking through the trees and burning the house.
*Shrek: Trust me. It'll never burn. It's only water.
(Later on, the hurricane came, storming and raining water through the swamp as Shrek tries to sleep while having nightmares. Shrek was having a nightmare running from the hurricane storming his swamp.)
*Shrek: Donkey! Fiona! Puss! Gingy! Three Little Pigs! My babies! Guys?!
*Fiona: *show up as a hurricane laughing* Shrek, oh Shrek. You'll never make it home!
*Shrek: I got a lot of water at my cooler! You can't have them princess! It's all mine!
*Fiona: You still can't pass through me. *strike thunderbolts all over the place*
*Shrek: Ah! Thunderbolts! Somebody help me! I gotta get outta here! *crash through the mud* Ah! Not the mud. What is going on?! *see Fiona get close to her* No! Don't kill me Fiona! Please!
*Fiona: Hello Shrek. It is time to take a nice shower with lightning. *strike at Shrek*
*Shrek: Aaaaahhhh!
(Shrek woke up screaming after a nightmare, shocking Fiona and the babies)
*Shrek: Aaaaaaah! Don't kill me!
*Fiona: Shrek. It's just a dream.
*Shrek: Shoot. It was all a dream. You were a hurricane monster and you were trying to kill me.
*Fiona: Just because a hurricane is named after someone doesn't mean they're the bad guy.
*Shrek: Yeah. The same thing happen with your parents when we arrived at Far Far Away. *see the babies cry* Babies, don't cry. My sweethearts. Daddy only get nervous when he have a nightmare. But that nightmare doesn't exist. It was all a dream after all. *cheer up the babies* Don't cry. Everything is gonna be alright.
*Fiona: At least, you have mommy.
*Shrek: You'll be in our hearts after all.
(After the hurricane, Shrek and the gang went outside of the house to see a sunny day in the swamp with a rainbow)
*Shrek: Ah. It's so sunny on a cloudy day.
*Fiona: Long live the sunshine.
*Puss in Boots: So fresh and shiny.
*Donkey: What do you want to do today?
*Shrek: Let's play. It's real simple.
*Donkey: Alright!
*Puss in Boots: The fun never ends here.
(Shrek and his gang celebrate in the swamp by playing football catch, fishing on the lake and cutting down trees to build homes for the poor people as well serving chicken to the villagers)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is based on the incoming Hurricane Fiona situation going through Florida and Cuba.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Fanon
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff