Phone Guy vs Ghostface

Vladimyr P. as Phone Guy sMichael / Stark Media as Ghostface WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE PHONE GUY AGAINST GHOSTFACE BEGIN Phone Guy: Hello? Hello? I’m just here to spit a message I Wes Craven a real fight but my words will cause quite the wreckage And If you decide to stay on the line, I wanna hear you spit a good diss Otherwise; you can make like your colorful counterpart and Munch on this Billy Loomis: This Deuteragonist’s Entertainment’s shit but a good diss is what you reckoned for? You seem to have choked so I’ll put you on hold cuz in seconds I’d be deafened; sore I’m Looming and assuming this automation only be spitting fill-uh Imma Killer, pullin the trigger, but in rap I’m the Ghostface Killah! Phone Guy: The only thing you’re pulling the trigger on is your very poor career choice Cuz I..dent-ify this Billy Guy who never in his life been shown rejoice Ghostface: When I step into your office, never knowing who it is, Scott the Phone Guy is prone to die Cawthon will be coughing when I lay you in a coffin with your family life forever gone awry Phone Guy: You wanna talk about my family life? Well, here’s a tip Don’t go around Stab-bing people if all you’re gonna do is trip Better Dial up some better disses, but if you’re wanting a silent dispute You’d be losing this bout, nothing’ta worry about, so I’ll put contact with you on mute Your life is on the line, so it’s best that you skedaddle (beat stops) Ghostface: (Beep, Beep, Beep) ..Do you like Horror Rap Battles? Cuz I’ll make this one appealing and Hang you Up on the ceiling And after this verbal beating you will need some mental healing Just based on your raps, I would have guessed when it comes to flames you are not a sparker But when I’m on your chest, it’s cardiac arrest, turning these 50 shades of purple darker Purple Guy: You would be the one to Wood-burrow emotions, behind that mask of anger: You’re hurt. Try to hang me on the ceiling ..if you don’t trip on it first You’re not the only thing getting Pres-caught; you hide behind your feels! I mean, your life is not a movie, but every bar I spit is real! Call me Springtrap when I bring raps as sharp as the locks when I’m spitting gold But the color of kings met a broken throne, so finally a felon is overthrown And for 30 years, I was broken alone; verbally murdering you on this Mike (mic) And when a child like you doesn’t act right they’ll have to face with the Purple Guy Ghostface: This clown’s held up in the circus, this Ring Master fucks with your circuitry With no cords attached, I’ll leave you dispatched, this Puppet’s pulling the strings You should Banana Split with your Blumhouse bullshit, there is no SAVING THE FNAF Franchise with your shit, unscary movie! I wouldn’t wanna cuff this Furry, when ‘83 was enough to leave you chewed Welcome to Kinksville, Afton! Population: you! Your rhymes were commercial yet controversial, be careful what you hurdle cuz you were never scary In the Shadow of Freddy, I’ll leave you Withered, another shade of purple if you try to come at me PG’s rating is obvious, but I’ll do my best to make this battle R Now I’ll slice through this Guard to give Security Scars (Heh) You were quite the tough bean, but that wasn’t enough to beat me Now you’ve faced with Father Death and I’ve made you both SCREAM Purple Guy: That jumpscare was pathetic; I’ll dismantle you regardless You didn’t do Fantastic Fac-ing me, since you were left guard-less There’s no rebooting your movies when MTV left you out to dry like Steve’s guts I would come back any day to leave this Director Cut WHO MURDERED THE MIC? COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP (Hangs up) John P. as Purple Guy Credits: Writers: Vlad, Michael / Stark Media, and Eric the Audible Beat Producer: Beatg33kz Mixer / Effects: Vlad and Michael / Start Media Cover Art Made by Michael / Stark Media