Bermuda Triangle/Transcript

Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard
SpongeBob: Last time on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show, the two teams created their own restaurants in hopes that they would garner the most income, keeping them safe from elimination! The Jellyfish's evil scheme won the competition! Sadly, Mermaid Man was eliminated! Who will join him this week? Will I stop asking all these questions? All these questions and much more will be answered tonight on a very special episode of, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!
[Opening Theme]
SpongeBob: Congratulations to our contestants for making it to the top ten in our competition!
[Everyone starts clapping]
SpongeBob: Because of this great achievement I have decided to give the show a new addition... a live audience!
[A bus full of paparazzi appears]
SpongeBob: This bus will follow us wherever we go!
Flying Dutchman: [Raises hand]
SpongeBob: Yes?
Flying Dutchman: What if we have to go to the bathroom?
SpongeBob: Don't go to the bathroom.
Mr. Krabs: Why did we get the live audience?
SpongeBob: My manager says that it will increase our popularity.
Squidward: Let me guess, your manager is Scooter?
SpongeBob: Indeed.
Pearl: I'm going to be a movie star!
SpongeBob: That is all! You may now return home!
Mrs. Puff: That's it? No competition?
Squidward: Don't encourage him.
SpongeBob: Oh yes, I almost forgot! This season's previous contestants have returned!
Squidward: Huh?
[Previousley eliminated contestants exit bus]
Squilliam: Squidward? How's it been? Eaten any snail food on live television lately?
Squidward: Squilliam!
[Shadowy figure emerges from the bus]
Plankton: I'm back! [Spooky voice]
Mr. Krabs: Plankton!
Plankton: Eugene!
SpongeBob: Not so fast! Save the drama for tomorrow! We've got a big day ahead of us!
French Narrator: Tomorrow...
Setting: Bermuda Triangle
Sandy: [Wakes up] Huh? Where are we? [Sniffs] It smells like-
Mermaid Man: [Wakes up] Evil!
SpongeBob: That's right! In today's challenge you'll be surviving in, the Bermuda Triangle!
[Everyone screams]
Mr. Krabs: [Screams like a girl]
SpongeBob: See you! [Exits on the bus]
Sandy: Everyone quiet! [Begins whispering] Does anyone else hear that?
[Monster is heard growling in the background]
Sandy: No sudden movements.
Patrick: Like this? [Begins jumping up and down while clapping his hands together]
[Monstrous looking tail grabs Sandy from behind]
Sandy: [Screams]
Barnacle Boy: Don't worry! Barnacle Boy is here to save the day! [Taps the monster]
Monster: [Begins whining and drops Sandy]
Sandy: You better run!
Monster: [Runs away]
Man Ray: Look! [Points at an old house]
Patrick: Wow. What is it?
Larry the Lobster: It's a house. Maybe somebody else lives here.
Karen: There's only one way to find out.
Larry the Lobster: There's no way I'm going inside there!
Flying Dutchman: Do I have to do everything around here? [Enters the building in fear]
Setting: Old House
Flying Dutchman: Hello?
Old Man Jenkins: Yes?
Flying Dutchman: [Screams] What are you doing here?
Old Man Jenkins: This is my house
Flying Dutchman: But the mailbox says "Property of Mr. Whatshisface."
Old Man Jenkins: What do you know? I guess this isn't my house. See you later. [Exits the building]
Flying Dutchman: Ok?
Plankton: Well, is it safe to come in?
Flying Dutchman: All clear.
[Everyone tours the house]
Pearl: [Screams] Daddy!
Mr. Krabs: What is it Pearl?
Pearl: There's no TV!
Mr. Krabs: I'm afraid that we've got bigger problems at hand!
Patrick: What?
Mr. Krabs: There's only one bed.
Flying Dutchman: It looks like we're bunkmates tonight! [Pats Mr. Krabs on the back]
Mr. Krabs: [Gulps]
French Narrator: Later that night...
[Closet door rattles]
Pearl: Daddy, there's a monster in the closet. [Points at closet door]
Mr. Krabs: Pearl, how many times have I told you that there's no such thing as monsters?
Pearl: Come on, we met a monster tonight!
Mr. Krabs: Point taken. [Checks closet door] See?
Monster: [Jumps on Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: [Begins screaming]
Pearl: Told you!
Mr. Krabs: Help!
Pearl: What? I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as the monster on your face right now!
Mr. Krabs: Get it off!
Plankton: [Eats popcorn and takes a sip from his drink] I can't believe that I'm actually enjoying the suffering of my arch nemesis! Who am I kidding, this was completely predictable! [Takes another bite of popcorn]
French Narrator: Morning...
Sandy: [Yawns] Morning already? Why is it still so dark?
Patrick: Doesn't morning exist around here?
Mr. Krabs: I'm going to go get the paper. [Goes outside]
Monster: [Hands Mr. Krabs the paper] Rar! [Slobbers all over Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Right back at you! [Goes inside]
Plankton: I can't take it anymore!
Squilliam: I had almost forgotten how miserable these challenges can make you!
Squidward: I hadn't!
Sandy: I would do anything for a drink of water!
Barnacle Boy: I'm not going to sit here and starve! I'm going to find some real food!
Sandy: I'm coming with you! Maybe we can find some water along the way!
Barnacle Boy: Anyone else?
Patrick: I'll come. [Exits the house with the other two following]
Barnacle Boy: Where should we look first? [Falls through a hole in the ground]
Sandy: Barnacle Boy? Are you okay?
Barnacle Boy: Don't worry about me!
Sandy: I'm going to get some help! Patrick you stay here!
Patrick: Yes sir! [Salutes Sandy] I mean, mam!
Sandy: [Exits the area]
Patrick: [Notices a shiny light in the distance] Shiny. [Follows the light]
Barnacle Boy: Patrick? Where are you going? Patrick? Hello? Patrick!
Setting: Forests of the Bermuda Triangle
Patrick: [Catches the light] Got you! [Realizes that it is a Lantern Fish] Uh oh! [Gulps] Ah! [Runs away] Help! [Falls through the same hole as Barnacle Boy] Hey, buddy!
Barnacle Boy: Patrick, you were supposed to be standing guard!
Patrick: Oh, right. Help!
Barnacle Boy: Help!
[Ground begins shaking]
Barnacle Boy: Wait! Do you feel that?
Patrick: What? Oh, that was me.
Barnacle Boy: No, not that!  A seaquake!
[The ground shakes even harder and begins separating]
Sandy: I've got a rope!
Barnacle Boy: Hurry, throw it in!
Sandy: [Throws in the rope]
Barnacle Boy: [Climbs up the rope]
Patrick: [Climbs up the rope]
Sandy: We need to get back to the house! [Begins running] Follow me!
Barnacle Boy: There it is! [Points at the house]
[The ground separates between them and the house]
Patrick: How are we going to get to the other side?
Sandy: Leave that to me! [Lasso's the rope to the house] Climb across! [Climbs across the rope]
Barnacle Boy: [Climbs across the rope]
Patrick: [Climbs across the rope]
[They enter the house together]
Setting: Old House
Plankton: It's about time! Where's the food?
Sandy: Don't ask!
Plankton: While you three were out having fun I actually did something! Thanks to me, we now own a real working TV! [Shows them the TV]
Sandy: You do realize that you need to make it bigger, right?
Plankton: Huh? [Realizes that the TV he made is only big enough for him] Oh.
Mr. Krabs: I opened a functioning restaurant! The Krusty Krab 3! [Hangs up the open sign]
[The seaquake destroys the Krusty Krab 3]
Mr. Krabs: [Mouth hangs open] Back to the drawing board.
Flying Dutchman: That's it! This competition isn't doing any good on any of us! The Jellyfish give up!
[Everyone gasps]
[Bus appears]
SpongeBob: You heard him! The Jellyfish give up! Everyone please enter the bus one at a ti-
[Everyone tramples SpongeBob getting on the bus]
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard
SpongeBob: Thank you for joining me here today for yet another elimination ceremony!
Squidward: Yeah, yeah, get on with it!
SpongeBob: [Clears throat] The results are in and the next contestant to be eliminated from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show is, the Flying Dutchman!
Flying Dutchman: What?!
SpongeBob: Fred... Fred?
Scooter: Fred's not here today sir. He said that he had a family crisis.
SpongeBob: Lower his paycheck for me.
Scooter: Yes sir! [Salutes SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Will you get rid of him first? [Points at the Flying Dutchman]
Scooter: [Drags the Flying Dutchman away]
Flying Dutchman: You haven't seen the last of me!
The End
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