Spikey Bench

Cast:Spike,Erica,Batty,Mushu,Eva and Twilight.
Transcript
Spike:It's a Lie! Scams! I didn't do it! Wait. Why am I here?
Mushu:Mr.Battyman is saying you not paying attention in class.
Spike:He's got it in for me! He's waaayy nasty! Crazy! Very Unattractive...and He's behind me,isn't he?
Batty:He looks at the window instead of his books, and he fills his notebooks with doodles,not notes!
Mushu:Hmhm. Man,those are actually pretty good.
Batty:Yeah,But Well,THAT'S NOT THE POINT! When Unless Spikey gets his grades up,it's your duty to send him to Summer School!
Spike:SUMMER SCHOOL?! I can go to SUMMER SCHOOL?! I'll die from lack of summer.
Mushu:Then take a class where you can express yourself autistically. Something to sue your free taking spirit.
Spike:You mean take a easy class to get my grades up?
Mushu:Bingo.
Spike:Ok,Spikey! Time to find a super easy class! But where? Where?
Erica:I'll help you son! (She appears as a janitor nurse)
Spike:Uh,why are you in school? In a White Coat? With a cool pair of fangs?
Erica:I'm the new janitor and nurse! I roll this mop around,goof off and make moolah for video games and cookies!
Spike:Nice! Now,Find a class where I get a easy A.
Erica:Cooking Class. You get a Easy A and we get to eat it too! Now go.
Principle Waxleplax:Now,Class,Hit the batter gently on low to get a thick concestisy.
Spike:Or...On High for a Faster A. (He hits the batter on fast and sprays the class with batter)
Principle Waxleplax:Are you going to clean this up?
Erica:As soon as I take care of this mess. Bye!
Spike:It's over! I can't find an easy class! I'M GOING TO SUMMER SCHOOL! (Erica slaps him) Thanks. I needed that. (She throws the tissue at the incenerator) Incenerator? Cool! Can we burn something else?
Erica:Maybe later. Now,don't look for the easy class. Look for the easy teacher. That's the secret! But where? Where is mister Easy A?
Tigger:Wow! It's Amazing and It's even made of wood!I've never seen anything like it! Or you!
Erica:It's a mop handle. I'm the new janitor and nurse!
Tigger:Well,I'm the wood shop teacher and that,my friend,is an A. Nice Work!
Spike:But he's not even in your class! Or a student!
Tigger:So...I just love giving A's! (Goes back to his room)
Spike:And I Looovvve Woodshop!
Tigger:Now the first thing you must learn in Woodshop...is safety. (Places his hand in the saw's way) So,always keep your body parts away from the saw. YIKES!
Spike:AGH!
Tigger:Don't panic. It's happened before. I'll just call in a sub with my good hand and be back in 2 months.
Spike:A sub? This is gonna be the easiest A ever! No hard work,No Summer School, and more importantly, No Mr.Battyman!
Batty:Hello,class!
Spike:Huh?
Batty:I'm the substitute woodshop teacher! And your assignment is a bench! And I suspect everyone to work hard...if they want an A.
Spike:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erica:Just make a nice bench.
Spike:But it doesn't matter what i do! That guy has it in for me! I'm Doomed! Doomed! Wait. I have a plan.
Erica:Let me guess,Operation Erica saves your butt again?
Spike:Close. Operation Erica spends her first paycheck. (They buy a bench)
Erica:I hate this plan.
Spike:Now we sneak this premade beauty into class when Battyman's not looking,hand it in and laugh Ha Ha when he gives me an A!
Batty:It's...It's Amazing! It's Perfect! It's...(Sees the price tag)...Still got the price tag on it.
Spike:ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Batty:And unless you wanna keep that F,I suggest making a bench that was made,in this woodshop!
Erica:(Throws stuff in the incenerator)
Spike:Hey,I need 20 bucks.
Elsa:Woodshop is fun! Hey,20 bucks! (Chases the 20 bucks and it lands at Spikey's plan) It's mine! Backoff! It's Mine! Huh? Test? What's going on? How do I get off this bus? Test?! TEEEEEEEEEEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike:(Makes his bench) Now to hand this sucker in! WHA! What? You said to hand something in woodshop! Here it is.
Batty:But It's not yours.
Spike:You didn't say it had to be mine.
Batty:I want a bench,by tomorrow,if you want an A,It better be amazing,and be made by You.
Erica:So,you're gonna make a bench?
Spike:No,because nobody tell Spikey Test what to do!
Erica:But he's your teacher! That's his job. Maybe if you listen to him for a while then you might get an A.
Spike:Oh,I'm getting an A.