Scythe of Death, Part One

Shocking Revelations is the twenty-fifth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on September 25, 2019 and was written by FireMatch.
== Transcript ==
(Ingot is standing alongside Travis and Ian)
Ingot: CHARGE!
(The three Naruto running towards the Fanonland castle)
Jasbre: Aw shit. Again.
Cici: What are we gonna do, King Jasbre?
Jasbre: I dunno, but it won’t be pretty.
Crazy: MY HOUSE! (he says this as his house burns down from a torch)
Ingot: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE!
Crazy: You’re married?
Ingot: Uh… no.
Crazy: o. You married to yourself then?
Ingot: NO! Just… SHUT UP!
Ian: Sorry to interrupt, but I think Travis is down.
Travis: Damn… FOOLS! I’ll get you next time, Tim!
Matchy: But that’s not my-
Ingot: Goddamnit! One of our members are down. Time for backup. (silence)
Ian: You didn’t bring any backup, did you?
Ingot: Nope.
Ian: Well shit.
Rocky: Hi guys what’s up- OH MY GOODNESS!
Purple: You’re late to everything, aren’t you?
Rocky: Maybe.
Dan: Damn fool, you haven’t even written for me in months! Anyways, we need to fight back. But how? (Jeopardy music plays as everyone thinks of a plan)
Crazy: I got it! (everyone looks at him) We summon the giant monkey man from the ninth dimension and wipe out Ingot! (everyone groans)
Jasbre: That idea is legit retarded.
Crazy: Hey! I don’t see you doing anything.
Jasbre: Well…. (camera zooms into Jasbre’s meat puppets albums)
Crazy: That’s what I thought.
(An arrow hits Crazy’s knee)
Crazy: WHO DID THAT?!
Ingot: Who do you think it is, dumbass?
Crazy: GODDAMN YOU! (he pulls out his dull dagger and attempts to stab Ingot in the chest, failing miserably)
Ingot: (stabbing back harder) You’re so pathetic, you little CrazySponge.
Ian: Um Ingot, we got a problem. (Zoom in on several Fanonland citizens drawing crossbows)
Ingot: Where did you guys get those crossbows?!
Cici: From the pawn shop, you dunce!
Matchy: It turned out to be pretty useful. (shoots an arrow directly into a nearby tree) Damn, missed again.
Ingot: Pathetic.
(In the distance, a massive forest fire is starting)
Ingot: What the-?
Ian: Just setting things on fire, sir.
Ingot: I told you to burn the houses down, not the ENTIRE FOREST! Now our potential secret hideout will burn down!
Crazy: Potential secret hideout? (gets slapped)
Ingot: Where did you come from?! Get outta here! (yeets Crazy into Jasbre’s lap 100 feet away)
Crazy: Hello.
Jasbre: Eek! (pushes Crazy away from him, knocking over a stack of papers) Goddamn it Crazy, you made me bump into my stack of important secret codes! Wait a second… (looks at one of the codes he knocked over) I think I have a solution to this fiasco... 
Crazy: o.
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