Plant Interviews 44: Cattail

Made by Milesprower2.
This is the interview with the cute little cat that goes woof.
Me: "Hello Cattail!"
Sea-shroom: "Hiya!"
Cattail: "Hello Miles. Hello Sea-shroom."
Me: "So, Cattail, I'm here to.."
Cattail: "Interview me, I know, let's get this over with."
Me: "Alright, firstly, why do you always say woof?"
Cattail: "BECAUSE I'M MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO CANINES THAN FELINES!!!"
Sea-shroom: "Really? Because you look a lot like a cat."
Cattail: "That's it!"
Cattails starts shooting at Sea-shroom, who tries and fails to dodge.
Sea-shroom: "Ow, ow, stop it, please!"
Me: "So Cattail, do you have a lot of friends?"
Cattail: "Only Spikeweed...Blover hates me and most plants don't like me because they think it's strange for me to woof instead of meow."
Me: "What about hobbies?"
Cattail: "I like to play Bloons, I'm one of the top players in BTD Battles."
Me: "Really? Who are you?"
Cattail: "Superjombombo."
Me: "No you're not."
Sea-shroom: "Yeah, you're a liar!"
Cattail: "Umm...HEY LOOK, A ZOMG!!!"
Sea-shroom: "If I had a palm, I'd do a facepalm right now. You really thought we'd fall for that?"
Me: "ANYWAY, we'd better go, we've got a lot of interviews to do."
Cattail: "HEY COME BACK HERE!!!"
Me: "NO!"
A bunch of spikes start following me.
Me: "Oh dear, RUN!"
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