Episode 5/Scores

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| || Archer Farms Asian Inspired Sesame Teriyaki noodle bowl || 1.42 || Barf Bags || - || Noodles in poor-quality soy sauce. Top Ramen is better.(Originally scored 1 out of 7)
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| 5 || Trader Joe's Chicken Gorgonzola || 6 || Barf Bags || - || Visually *really* unappealing, 'not as unpleasant as [you'd] think', good texture.
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| 5 || Vigo Red Beans and Rice || 8 || Barf Bags || - || Cheap, filling, easy to make,
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| 5 || Wolfgang Puck's Chicken and Dumpling canned soup ||data-sort-value="0.001"| Not Rated || Barf Bags || - || There were two dumplings, about the size of a dime. Not nearly enough dumplings.
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