Psycho CEO

"Psycho CEO" is the first episode of the second season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 13th episode overall. It was written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway and first aired on February 29, 2024. It was the first episode to be released in over three years.
==Plot==
We see a brief look into the decadent lifestyle of Box Productions CEO CrazySponge.
==Script==
[The episode starts with a black screen as eerie classical music plays for an extended period of time. Each dissonant piano or violin note is accompanied by a wrinkle in the antiquated film reel. A narrator vocalises a subtitle that appears to fade into the screen:]
French Narrator: Previously on Thursday…
Distant male voice: [offscreen] FUCK THAT SHIT!
[We immediately immerse into a party at CrazySponge’s Box Productions office, doubling as his personal mansion. Credits roll as the party ensues. “Created by: TheJasbre202, Executive Producer: DanzxvFan8275, Written by: JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway” scroll past the chaos, as well as a disclaimer reading: “THE EVENTS OF THE FIRST 12 EPISODES ARE IRRELEVANT TO THE PROGRAMME PRESENTED BEFORE YOU.” Notably absent from this party are CrazySponge’s employees; instead, we see dribbling down ’ throat, a sofa being kicked out of the massive glass window by a shirtless , and Jeremy Kyle quietly popping Percocets with his best buddy in the corner. The Miami bass rumble of “” by plays as the camera follows these events, drunkenly panning and swerving until we reach the desk of the one and only CrazySponge. A golden plaque attached to the wooden desk reads “AIDAN “CRAZY” SPONGE: BOX PRODUCTIONS CEO”. He’s snorting lines of coke off of a white woman’s asscrack, and once he’s done, he drops her down to the floor and jumps onto his own desk. Every one of the celebrities gazes in his direction.]
CrazySponge: Everybody, STOP!
[The music pauses. He lifts up a heroin needle to his throat and slides it in, breathing intimately as he does so. After it’s all been injected, he sticks the needle into the woman’s crack and faces the room in silence.]
CrazySponge: [shivering] Just kiddin’, let’s get busy.
[“Breathe” continues but muffled as we cut to a wide shot of the skyscraper that functions as the Box Productions headquarters. It’s almost pitch black aside from the “”-ass lights erupting from the top floor office. Crickets can be heard chirping and birds tweeting but they’re largely drowned out. One bird is shot dead with a rifle by an unknown partygoer from out of the window. One line from the song stands out from the rest and the scene ends as it echoes…]
Yeat: [offscreen; rapping] Nah, fuck that bitch, I need to feel it…
[“Feel it” echoes continuously, fading in and out of the right and left audio channels, as the scene adjusts to daytime and we fade into the wrecked office. CrazySponge lies unconscious on the floor, wrapped around the woman, who we can now see is blonde and incredibly pale, bordering on having blue skin. Everyone has left except her and the psycho CEO. A droning sound is played from the other side of the room.]
CrazySponge: Co… 
[CrazySponge, barely able to form a sentence, gulps and gags until he finally coughs up blood onto the woman’s hair.]
CrazySponge: [whispering to himself] Huh… I do have a thing for redheads. [out loud; straining his voice] Come in!
[The elevator doors open, revealing a secretary in a white button-up, blue blazer and black skirt, wearing high-heels with her hair in a bun.]
Secretary: Long night again, boss?
CrazySponge: Liz, make me a coffee, why don’t you?
Liz: Can do, sir.
[Liz edges towards the coffee machine, which has a spray-painted ethnic slur written on it.]
Liz: [disgruntled] Huh… 
CrazySponge: [holding his head in pain] Oh… oh, my God, I’m so sorry, you’re not… uh, Jewish, are you, Liz?
Liz: No, no, I mean… [gulps] To be fair, they do put the L and the K really close to each other.
CrazySponge: That’s what I’m sayin’! It’s Big Tech…
[CrazySponge starts coughing and appears to be stifling vomit. Liz comes running with a bin.]
Liz: Oh, let me help you, sir.
[She comes running and inadvertently kicks the woman in the head, waking her up.]
Woman: Huh? What the…
[We see the woman’s perspective, a blurred image of a feminine figure with a black cylinder - seemingly constantly rotating, and decorated with tassels - held with both hands. She struggles to verbalise any of her confused thoughts as said figure moves the hole of the cylinder towards her, with it approaching her head. Her gasps become more frequent and violent as the cylinder obfuscates her entire view and the screen is rendered entirely black.]
Category:Thursday Spin-Off
Category:Episodes written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway
Category:2024 Episodes
Category:CrazySponge
Category:TheJasbre202
Category:DanzxvFan8275
Category:Drugs
Category:Dark Comedy
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