The Dragonet's Cookies

Warning: Many silly, non-logical stuff coming soon. DO not read if you hate sillyfics, or strange weird things that you cannot imagine.
Plot: Pyrrhia has been overwhelmed by cookies. END OF PLOT.
Written by someone who's partially crazy many years ago. Ngl I still laugh at my own work when I read it now-
it has been 1000000000 years since I touched this page but hey let me slap a pic of cookies here
For those who end up craving for cookies after this fic, here's a gentle reminder: do not forget your milk. You're welcome. 
Enjoy the craziness.
== Cookies! ==
One day in Pyrrhia, a wave of clouds flew over the sky. All dragons looked up. There were all different colors- and they rained cookies.
Everyone's house was soon filled with cookies, and some dragons were opening their mouths to eat it. Some were complaining, some were happy, and some were going crazy.
The Pyrrhia Kingdom has turned into Cookie Kingdom.
== Clay's Cookies ==
Clay was munching on a boar as he felt something crack on his back. "What's this?" He said to himself as another chocolate chip cookie fell on his face. He licked it clean.
"OOH, CHOCOLATE!" Clay got over excited and began to fly in the air to munch the cookies.
When one extraordinary big cookie fell on him, he ate it. Clay gained unusual powers. He began creating objects out of nowhere, and all of them were made out of cookies. Some even created cookies, such as rainbow unicorns, starry skies, fairies, magic wands, an unimaginable world...
Soon Pyrrhia did not look like a real thing, it looked like dimensions merged together, as they were star trees, fluttering fairy birds, magic swirls sparkling everywhere and random music here and there.
Most importantly, birds, animals and unicorns all produced cookies, and piles and piles of them were here and there. The trees grew cookies. Chocolate chip rain fell down from everywhere randomly, and several machines that keep making endless cookies flew to every single corner of Pyrrhia.
No place in Pyrrhia was scary now, all the magical dimensions turned everything in Pyrrhia unrealistic. Nothing was Pyrrhia now, and it was awesome. At least to Clay.
The MudWing, or as he calls himself, a CookieWing, grinned at his work and flew into the clouds to lick them.
== Tsunami's Cookies ==
The SeaWing gasped in surprise as a torrent of liquid sugar and melted chocolate descended from the skies. The sea now turned rainbow, rippling from color to color. Everything, every SeaWing, disappeared from the now sticky, gooey water and was in the air, some screaming and some freaking out.
Pyrrhia was now a warp of cookies, rainbows, and horrible cookie raining clouds. Tsunami groaned and flew out of the water, her wings sticky from the sugar.
She decided to lick them off. And that's what she did. She licked every speck of sugar. And when she was done, her mind started to drift to think about cookies, rainbows, unicorns, and everything impossible in Pyrrhia. She didn't know it. But when Tsunami finished her train of cookie thoughts (mostly cookies) the ocean below her disappeared.
It was replaced with a MASSIVE, yes, I repeat, MASSIVE pool of different cookies. Puffs of different colored magic smoke happened everywhere, everything was changing and turning at the same time. At any other circumstances it would have killed many dragons, but Tsunami didn't care now. She happily dove into the cookies, showering crumbs over other dragons.
She ate every single one of them, and she found out that cookies with sprinkles tasted the best. Yum. Tsunami LOVED blue-iced cookies. Most of them were in her stomach, but the machines, who had wings and changed every second, kept throwing out cookies at them. As she chomped them up, she saw Clay soaring through the skies and spreading cookie crumbs everywhere. He was leading the machines here and there.
Tsunami thought she wanted to contribute something to the world. Her thought was she could do ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING. So she was right. Tsunami flew into the air, and produced billions and trillions and uncountable endless blue-iced cookies machines. The world was practically showered with cookies now, mixed with blue and chocolate chips.
The SeaWing decided to call herself the Blue-Iced-CookieWing. She flew up and chomped the cookies, never ever getting tired of them.
== Glory's Cookies ==
Glory was losing her mind.
One by one the trees in her rainforest turned into cookie trees. All her RainWing's venom spat icing instead. All of them were making cookies out of nowhere.
This is not a world. And Glory was a realistic thing, she was practically standing between crazy dimensions.
She screamed and flailed helplessly, but as she did so, showers of sprinkles fell off the clouds gathering above the rainforest, or more like Sprinkle Rainforest.
From above the sky, Glory thought her kingdom looked like a cake. And then she grew crazy.
"If they can make cookies, why not I make CAKES OF COOKIES!?" She yelled. Of course no one looked at her, but of course she didn't care!
She grabbed every single cookie she found, and showered over them with sprinkles. Now, she jumped into another icy dimension. In it was undecorated cakes. She jumped from another dimension to a now filled with candy one. Nothing except the background changed in her own world, which was everything and nothing at the same time. The RainWing queen, now The Candy Cookie Cake Queen, grabbed everything she could and threw them onto cakes. With swirls of colorful blasts of her scales the cakes bent their designs to her will. Her scales were now forming into cakes, and she was icing-covered.
"YAY! CAKE TIME!" Her cakes were very welcomed; everyone threw the balls of icing here and there, and her forest was littered with cakes, and remains of cakes.
Now, she was a real ruler. Her talons could shoot powerful cookie and icing blasts, and cream gathered in her fangs. She did all of them a few hundred times, and her rainforest was now a cookie and cake icing forest.
And Glory was happy. She was now the queen of the IcingWings.
== Starflight's Cookies ==
It was all oreos.
Starflight had piles and piles of oreos around him. The mountains turned sugary with frosting on the top, and everything was edible as oreos around him.
Starflight felt his heart melting and then formed into an oreo. His talons now shot oreos. He was excited to try out this new power.
The NightWing shot a blast of oreos and they formed an oreo flying airplane. He jumped on it, and began to eat oreos out of nowhere. It happened all of a sudden, but Starflight was too happy to care.
Sugary, sugary goodness. YUM! Starflight made more and more, and the air showered with oreos.
He spotted Clay and Tsunami and Glory throwing their own cookies everywhere, and Starflight did the same. His own special cookies were oreos. His eyes turned oreo shaped. His colors blended with oreos. HE WAS PRACTICALLY AN OREOWING.
The oreos spawned landed everywhere; some spawned unicorns and rainbow powers, some pots of gold or lucky clover, and some disappeared into showers of mere sugar. Clouds of oreos flew above them and rained down EVEN MORE OREOS.
Starflight was amazed. His oreo power increased his speed and the airplane's by 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%. He travelled from here to there like he has only went to one place in one second. The oreos were ALL IN COOKIE TOWN (Pyrrhia) and he was so happy. His intelligence was exchanged with knowledge of oreos, to every single useless detail.
More rainbowy goodness (unicorns mostly) splashed the whole place with color. Dimensions changed around him. HE WAS SO HAPPY. Starflight happily claimed himself as an OreoWing, and flew across Pyrrhia happily.
== Sunny's Cookies ==
Fortune cookies were her power. Sunny's scales were melting into butter. At first she was terrified, but soon she was glad and grinned. Sunny had FORTUNE AND BUTTER COOKIES WITH HER.
The good always wins, so Sunny's golden goodness evaporated every last bit of evil in Pyrrhia. She was happy. Endless happiness exploded in her. She turned too happy that she was insane.
Sunny jumped from MOUNTAIN TO MOUNTAIN, regardless how far they were. She also WALKED ON CLOUDS AND RODE THE WIND. Sunny spread a gold, molten butter cookie rain wherever she goes. Finally she landed, and those places that she touched turned buttery and sugary. She loved it.
Then Sunny discovered cookie spawning, and hers were different: They spawned golden dragons, gold, mountains of jewels and all those stuff. But THEY WERE EDIBLE, AND ALL TASTED LIKE BUTTER COOKIES!
Her fortune cookies exploded fortunes into the air. Every dragon claimed one and listened to it. Her fortunes were all about wishing they could find more cookies, and hoping that one day they could gain cookie powers as well.
Since all of her products were made of BUTTER, she called herself a ButterWing. Sunny's cookies brought happiness to everyone, and gold lined the dark based skies.
It was a lifelong dream. The ButterWing giggled and grew bigger. She was one trillion times her normal size, and even that wasn't big. She now showered golden goodness everywhere, and rivers of butter flowed through the COOKIELAND.
She joined her friends in the skies and began producing massive amounts of butter cookies out of nowhere, then throwing them downwards. MORE AND MORE of her edible buttery stuff was produced.
All dragons of Pyrrhia tasted it, and all mesmerized by her. She felt so happy that the happiness made her a Mary Sue. She could also do anything, opening portals here and there and blasting this and that with no powers at all. Even her thoughts came true. Her new name was Sunny Sue.
SHE LOVED THIS LIFE.
== Last Chapter! ==
And so, the dragons of Pyrrhia chose their leaders, and gained powers of their respective leaders. The whole world of dragons were now filled with cookies and impossible things, and the whole universe exploded after a few days, but everything happened again.
Read Chapter 1 again to know the whole story that happens every time after an explosion!
After an explosion, cookies were still formed, and everything restarts again. THE EXACT SAME STORY AGAIN AND AGAIN, had made thousands of people laugh and fall off their chair.
THE END.
I hoped you liked it! I'M SO WEIRD! I THINK I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR XD
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