Jay Gatsby versus Tony Stark

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Jay Gatsby versus Tony Stark is the seventh battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the twenty-second overall.
== Battle Information ==
MaNCHA as Tony Stark
HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby
Beat by Anno Domini Beats and 2Deep
Released on November 30, 2013
== Lyrics ==
===Stark:===
Don’t bother wasting my time, you’re neither a woman or interesting.Oh, excuse me, I’m Tony Stark, a genius. Would you like a blueberry?You probably knew, but I’m filthy rich, I could spare a couple penniesJarvis, what are the odds of me losing?
===Jarvis:===
Sir, there aren't any
===Stark:===
Battling me? I’m a billionaire playboy, please, the honor is mineAny one of my iron suits could ruin you, I know how to designI can’t comprehend you lost your lady friend in the bitter end, so I intendTo recommend that you don’t contend, so go back to West Egg around the bend
===Gatsby:===
So it appears, old sport, that you’re trying to step up to me!If what you’re looking for is eloquence you’ve got me, the Great Gatsby!Hark! A spark, trailing towards your armor in an arc!I’m making sure to leave my mark on this Mister Tony Stark!You’re an insufferable douche with an utterly sub-par actorAllow me to drive my yellow Rolls-Royce straight over your arc reactor!You’re falling into a valley of ashes, where you’ll be poor and a debtorHere, let me pass the salt, since you don’t want any Pepper!
===Stark:===
I’m going to leave you shot, defeated, and lying in a pool!And I sure as hell won’t come to your funeral like the Carraway fool!Perhaps I’ll snag a few bottles of your finest bordeaux!The green light shines across the bay because it’s time for you to go!
===Gatsby:===
You’re getting desperate, Tin Can Man. Having another nervous breakdown?This is where the mysterious man in the mansion performs a takedownGo tell old Rhodey that your raps are falling quite shortWhy don’t you come back tomorrow night to try again, old sport?
== Trivia ==
TBA
Category:Season 2
Category:Storm Four