The Way of Drunken Fuckery

In the pubs and back alleys, there is a school of fighting that thrives without rules. Without honor. Without sobriety. If you have the fortitude, you can learn it. But there is only one way - the hard way. And if you are dedicated enough, fearless enough, truly riggity wrecked enough - you might just access the arcane fabric of Avalon itself.
This modification is designed to pair with the Way of the Drunken Master Monastic Tradition but there is no technical requirement for it.
== The Rules ==
At third level, you gain the ability to create a Special Brew. This feature replaces the Deflect Missiles feature.
=== Special Brew ===
At the end of a long rest, and with the use of Brewer's Supplies, you can make a Special Brew - a powerful alcoholic drink. This brew is quite volatile and will only last until your next long rest.
At level 9, you can create two Special Brews per long rest. At level 16, you can create three.
=== Get Wrecked ===
You can drink a Special Brew as an action. When you do so, make a DC 15 Constitution Save. On a success, you gain +1 to attack rolls and damage with unarmed strikes for one hour. On a failure, roll a d100 to select an effect from the Drunken Fuckery Table.
If someone other than you drinks a Special Brew, the Constitution Save DC is 20. Success and failure works as before, but either way, after the hour is over, they suffer a level of exhaustion.
== Drunken Fuckery Table ==
Submit your ideas for Drunken Fuckery on the Drunken Fuckery Ideas page. Once we have enough and are satisfied with balance, the list will be posted here.