Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald is the evil, unethical capitalist clown mascot of the McDonald's fast food empire, notably the set of memetic Japanese commercials named "Ronald Rumors". He acts as the main overseer of The Egotist Show Multiverse alongside some dumb anime girl, a creepy pedophile in a dog suit and (formerly) Gaston, effectively rendering him as the overarching antagonist of The Egotist Show.
== History ==
=== The Egotist Show ===
==== Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens ====
Ronald makes his first appearance in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens. Frollo and Ayumu Aikawa meet him upon entering the "Big Top" section of CarnEvil. Frollo attempts to use Gameshark to defeat the clown, but Ronald informs them that as a main character clown, he is immune to Gameshark. Ayumu's abilities supposedly have no effect on Ronald, who then proceeds to wail on Frollo mercilessly. Frollo is only saved by the impromptu intervention of the Nostalgia Critic, who brought the Burger King with a Steakhouse Burger Blaster. One shot from the bazooka was enough to defeat the capitalist clown.
==== Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker ====
Ronald did not appear again until Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker. His return demonstrates him being just as psychotic as before. While Lucifer is battling Bison, Lucifer calls to Scanty for assistance. However, before she can shoot Bison, McDonald knocks Scanty away, and moments later hits Bison. McDonald declares his return. He then takes flight and tackles Bimbie Analchy out of the sky during her battle with Wilford Brimley. Bimbie's angel weapons didn't do jack shit on McDonald, who then beat her brutally because yay, fast food violence! After breaking her hope, as he put it, he was stabbed in the back by Frollo. After twisting his head backwards, he told Frollo that Bimbie's disabled body was his funeral present. Frollo was tempted, but ultimately decided that it was wrong, and proceeded to mutilate the clown. McDonald, however, claimed that no matter how badly he was damaged he would return even angrier. He can also be seen for a split second during the scene when Hans Frollo avoids being impaled on the spike on the Internet Celeb Entrance in Hell. Right before Hans lands, he can be found retreating behind a wall.  
Ronald also makes a special appearance if the viewer chooses one of the wrong answers (C1-A4-L3-O2-F1-D2-O3-G4) to Stocking's third question at the end of the episode. There, it is revealed that he controlled illusions of the Nostalgia Critic, Samuel L. Jackson and Hotel Mario, all of whom aided Frollo in his fight against Al-Qaeda in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens, implying that Ronald threw his match with Frollo and Ayumu at the Big Top in CarnEvil... Or it might just be the creator trying to hastily retcon shit, I dunno. 
==== Frollo Almost Finally Does It ====
===== Part 1 =====
In Frollo Almost Finally Does It, during the scene where Hades is fighting some Wilford clones and before he calls The Demon Sistas to assist him, there is an annotation link to a separate video, Frollo Almost Finally Does It - Revelations, where it is shown that the Vegan Police, who stopped Wilford in Frollo Despises His Father, were also apparently an illusion. (GEE, THIS IS SOME GREAT WRITING GUYS. EVERYTHING I DID IN THE PAST WAS AN ILLUSION, SO THERE.)
===== Part 2 - Frollo Story =====
When Frollo gets attacked by twisted versions of his friends in the semen dimension, Ronald saves him by throwing the piece of shit that a twisted Lucifer intended to throw at him and heals his legs with a snap of his fingers. He then grabs Frollo and carries him off to a strange-looking house shaped like a human head, saying that the twisted characters won't enter it.
Inside, he invites Frollo to sit at the table and eat, producing extremely unhealthy hamburgers and french fries with a finger snap. He then lectures Frollo an incredibly boring rambling about emotions, in a stale attempt to try to be a Neon Genesis Evangelion wannabe. He calls love "a complete goddamned lie" and tells Frollo that raping others below him is the best way to be happy in life. Ronald continues the lecture as Frollo vomits the food out, which morphs into a worm-like creature with french fries as fangs that would have given him food poisoning, just like McDonald's in real life. The two are then transported to a different location, and Frollo readies his erect penis in fear. Ronald, with another snap of his fingers, causes the ground they're standing on to magically rise.
It rises up to show Frollo's former allies defeated by a Wilfbird. Frollo, given false positive enthusiasm by Gaston, Stocking, and Bimbie in his mind, turns into his Super Saiyan form. Ronald asks why he would save his friends that abandoned him, but Frollo kicks him aside and flies towards the Wilford bird to save his allies and prove Bimbie wrong over how he indeed is a deity. (No he's not, especially if he gets killed in a single hit, LOL)
===== Part 4 - Friends Story =====
Ronald appears to shield some dumb anime girl from the living screen's giant laser before making it disappear with a finger snap. He tells the dumb anime girl that these screens feed on one's writhe, take different forms, and break their minds. The bimbo anime girl asks Ronald to free her from the Wilford arms binding her, but he stabs her with his hand instead because this entire show is literally just a fucking gorefest now. She tries attacking him, only to punch at nothing. Jaime Maussan then shows up next to her, complimenting on how well she and Adal Ramones did after they died before he is impaled by a shoe and melted by Ronald. Angered by the trick, the loser aniem girl summons giants to kill him, but it does not stick. Ronald revives the stupid anime girl's left eye and frees her from the arms.
Later, Frollo eventually realizes that he was deceived by Ronald when he tried to save his friends, who were revealed to be simply illusions (oooooh, it was all in your miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind), from the Wilford bird, brutally killing Yomika in the process. Yomika's death greatly impacts Madotsuki, who grows hellbent on killing Frollo for murdering her best friend, and for raping her in the first episode of this shitty crossover series.
===== Part 5 - Last Story =====
It is now revealed that Ronald has been manipulating this entire realm, as it is nothing but a cartridge plugged into the iconic time and space bending Universo 64. He is seen as having played TES as a game, this means he can do whatever he wants in it like some sort of sandbox explorer explaining his illusive ability. Ronald can also give this power to lower entity beings, such as Gaston, that goddamned anime bitch and a creepy pedophile in a dog suit, however, whoever joins his club has had their original universe destroyed completely. It was also revealed that Consome enjoyed destroying his universe as he called it "the BOMB!" and whoever leaves such as the likes of Gaston, will have their memories mostly wiped of this experience (or maybe not, I don't fucking know, this fucking shit has so many inconsistencies). He is also shown being able to "download" the characters into a new cartridge as if it were some type of USB drive via sucking them in with "semen static". At the finale, he is also heavily implied to be helping the lame anime bitch in regaining her godly power, but this remains as conjecture, as it isn’t fully confirmed due to the lack of evidence to determine such a fact as this as it was only shown in the ending. In the end the place gets put under new management, and the dumb anime girl is rightfully disposed of.
==== The Last Laugh ====
Ronald was busy tormenting and messing with Frollo, until Mormon Jesus shows up with Gaston and blasts a beam that transports Ronald into an XP computer, where his .char file would be deleted for good and his powers were then transferred into special shoes, which allowed them to escape from the Universo 64. Frollo then wears the same shoes to become a clown god, and with Gaston, escape into the real world, where they would then meet the original Frollo.
=== Leet Fighters ===
In the episode "Daring Death", Ronald first appears inside Guile's dream. He gloats that the one thing he loves about perspectives is that Stocking's dead as Bison, who's decapitated by Ronald. Guile retreats to his apartment, only to be greeted by Ronald standing next to him, causing him to wake up.
When Guile and Bison are in Hell, the former meets Ronald again. Ronald states that there is a way to escape his nightmare and tosses Guile a Playboy magazine, ordering him to destroy it. After killing Konata with a neck snap, he says to him and Bison that they had a chance and that they wasted it before transforming and attacking. Guile and Bison both flee the scene and jump on Gaston's spring to exit Hell.
==Personality==
Ronald always has a cheery expression on his face. The expression could mean that he likes entertaining his audience or making people's lives miserable, mostly the latter, especially Chin the Chimpanzee for disappointing his fans. He appeared to be a member of Al-Qaeda in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens, but the events in Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker disprove this, and he is shown to be working on his own.
He is a lot more brutal in his return in Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker. His mindless and uncreative genocidal personality is more evident, as when instead of killing Bimbie Analchy when he had the chance, he disabled her and tried to tempt Frollo into taking advantage of her condition for his own lust. He is depicted as a corrupter once again in Frollo Almost Finally Does It, where he tries to make Frollo hate his friends for abandoning him. It seems that he has some mysterious interest in Frollo, as he has rescued him from difficult situations several times, often without even revealing himself. It can be theorized that his ultimate goal may be to have Frollo fall into villainy. <--- (Man, that's a fucking dumb theory XD)
==Powers and Abilities==
Ronald is definitely the trickiest foe Frollo has faced. Ronald excels in speed both defensively and offensively. He can dodge bullets, knock weapons out of opponents' hands, and mash them to a pulp thanks to his speed. Zombies like Ayumu Aikawa are weak against him. GameShark is also unable to save Frollo from clown attacks (Ronald states that he's a main character clown), and angelic weapons don't do jack diddly shit him. He also claims that he can't be truly defeated by mutilation, and that he is capable of recovering from such events.
During one of the wrong answer videos of Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker, Ronald himself appeared to reveal to the viewer that the appearances of the Nostalgia Critic, Samuel L. Jackson, and CD-I Mario were in fact illusions generated by him, indicating that he merely ditched his fight against Frollo and Ayumu during Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens. For what exact reason is still unknown, although it may be because he enjoys to sadistically play around with the hero. His ability to magically create illusions due to Chin the Chimpanzee's uncreative writing is given more screentime in Frollo Almost Finally Does It.
With a snap of his fingers, Ronald can warp reality. The powers he has shown with a finger snap include healing limbs, making objects appear or disappear, summoning illusions, or causing a large chunk of ground to rise.
Ronald can also make his hands sharp, accompanied by an audible slashing noise, which is used for impaling some dumb anime girl (haha) or slicing off the Wilford arms holding her.
In Leet Fighters, it's revealed that he has a ghastly powered-up form that isn't seen onscreen.
==Appearance==
Ronald is a clown with white-painted skin, red makeup, and a medium-sized red afro. He wears a yellow jumpsuit with the McDonald's arches on the front and back, red-and-white striped sleeves and socks, and large red shoes with yellow shoelaces.
== Trivia ==
* Ronald McDonald's illusions seem to have become for Chin the Chimpanzee a lame excuse for explaining some of the most silly, plot-irrelevant moments found earlier on in the series.
* The retcon of having Nostalgia Critic as an illusion, in particular, significantly contradicts a hidden message revealed as Burger King fires his Burger Blaster towards Ronald McDonald, where it very explicitly states that Ronald McDonald was killed by the steakhouse. Even down to saying that Burger King would just immediately gun him down if he dodged the Steakhouse.
* Chin the Chimpanzee stated on his Ask.fm that it would have no impact on Ronald McDonald if he decided to stay in the Universo 64 while the dumb anime girl crushed it, as he would be able to move easily out of it as he would if it was still intact.
* In his more recent appearances, Ronald has had various sources outside of the Ronald Rumors commercials, including The Wacky Adventures of Capitalist Clowns, and voice clips from Piedmon from Digimon Adventure.
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