Kristopher Fernandez

Kristopher Fernandez was created by drfizzenthusiast in 2021. Kristopher is a Mexican immigrant that moved to America for quote “ethical reasons,” stated by his mother, Elaine Fernandez. Kristopher is known to be an idiot in his classroom, considering he’s clueless english-wise, which is why some students mention him as “the dumbass,” since he doesn’t understand what “dumbass” means and just takes it as a compliment. 
==Appearance==
Kristopher wears a yellow shirt with a bomb on the front over a red sweater. He wears brown pants with folded ends and pockets near the top. Kristopher has a burn scar on the right side of his face. He also has blue gloves and black shoes. Kristopher appears to have fluffy dark brown hair.
==Personality==
Kristopher is an over-enthusiastic individual who claims to have “no enemies” and likes everyone no matter what in thought that they can change—which makes him very easy to manipulate by literally anyone. 
==Relationships==
=====Canon Characters=====
Clyde Donovan: Acquaintances
Eric Cartman: Manipulator, thought of as a friend by Kristopher
Butters Stotch: Best Friend
Kyle Broflovski: Friend
Phillip Pirrup: Acquaintances
Nichole Daniels: Friend
Bebe Stevens: Friend
== Background ==
Kristopher has stated that he grew up in a poorly-kept area in Guadalajara. Kristopher has also mentioned that his real name was “Kristopher Alexander Fernandez” to Kyle, since he’d been confused on why Kristopher was called “Alexander” by his family members a few times.
=== Criminal Record ===
* Disturbing the Peace: Kristopher has unintentionally played loud music at a hotel he stayed in.
* Kidnapping of an Animal: Kristopher has stolen Eric Cartman’s cat multiple times without him knowing.
* Underaged Drinking: Kristopher has snuck into the teachers’ lounge to steal their alcohol and drink it.
* Shoplifting: Kristopher stole a box of chocolates to confess to a female student in his class.
==Quotes==
* “America is so weird.”
* ”You seem so familiar, have I given you candy before? I mean, I give everyone candy, so there’s an obvious answer.”
* “You’re paying my hospital bills if this breaks a bone, you know.”
* ”I’ve just about ran out of fucks to give. Hand me another bit of old news that you somehow care about.”
* ”I see them as people, though, and you should as well!”
* “I’m sorry for saying this, but you make me look smarter than I really am sometimes.”