The Lost Banana

== Introduction: ==
HELLO. THIS FANFIC IS ABOUT BANANA. ALSO, THIS IS A JOKE PAGE. SO FEEL FREE TO EDIT THIS AS LONG AS YOU DONT DELETE THE WHOLE PAGE OR DO ANY PROFANITY. IF U BREAK THESE RULES THEN YOU WILL BE YEETED TO THE JUDGEMENT OF MODERATORS. SO DONT SCREW UP. ALSO PLZ PUT THE TRIBES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER IF U CAN
ANYWAY, NOW FOR BACKSTORY
On a froot continent called FRUITZ somewhere in the ocean, there is a community of dragons. They are extremely angry and don’t like each other. However, legend tells of a secret banana in which can restore peace. But beware, if the lost banana is peeled, it will lose its abilities.
This story’s main character is named Bee. Don’t ask questions. Their dads, Jeff and w a l l Junior like eating muffins. Bee hates muffins and argues that bananas must be better than that. Nobody likes Bee because of this. So when a random mouse shows up and plays the trumpet, everything goes wrong.
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== WARNING! ==
this page contains gore and blood! And some ALOT OF chaos
== DA TRIBES OF BANANALAND:==
BananaWings, or less known as “BoomerWings,” are large dragons who start t h i c c chaos and find themselves mocking leaves for falling off trees. They have the most territory ever, and do not see themselves as a lowly tribe of coconut. They are the wealthiest, healthiest, most karen, control-freakish tribe in this universe so far. They hold the last location of the mighty legendary banana, and instead of being good dragons, they hide it. They are also BuFFPotassiumWing’s are small dragons with cream-white bodies. They have exactly 19 spikes on their backs, to honor their great god Potassium of the periodic pantheon. If a dragon is born with more or less spikes they are sent to the potassiPit, a giant K shaped hole
Honeywonk’s are very different from hivewings. They don’t sting u. Lil FLOOFY bee dragons that fly across the continent and pollinate. When they pollinate a flower, they acquire some knowledge of the flower’s surroundings and the dragons there. Then they bring the knowledge back to the library on Honey island where dragons go through all of the information and store it. Because of these efforts the Honeywings are very smart. They are ruled by a Queen Bee. The Queen Bee is passed from mother to daughter. They sit on a big throne mad of honeycomb. They also make a lot of chemistry jokes around PotassiumWings which really annoys them. However their island has been lost to sea for 30009939393038383 years. But this is important to the p l o t and therefore will be recovered l a t e r.
== Prologue ==
Back in 2020…
Rose coughed loudly. Her daughter, yogurt came over and said “wots wrong?”
Rose sighed. “I have Covid nineteen”
meanwhile With the orange wings…
Queen Orange lashed her tail. “The BananaWings have had power for way too long,” she hissed. “We must attack.”
Chapter wan
”Eat the muffin.” Bee’s dad poked their face with a muffin menacingly.
”No! Banana is better!” Bee argued.
Jeff frowned. “Don’t make me get W a l l Junior.” 
Bee growled and jumped out the window. All they wanted was a banana… but bananas were hard to find these days. Especially with the BananaWings having the last location of the bananas. Those fools said bananas were wealthy, so keeping them hidden was the best choice. But bee was sure nobody knew where the bananas were. There was a legend of a lost banana the magic banana that can make everyone happy and stuff, and bee wanted it. Bee walked unhappily past their house and passed a mouse with a trumpet. 
“Hi i am the mouse and listen to my music” he said and went trumpety trump trump.
”A mouse… with a trumpet… riggghhhhtt totally normalllll.” Bee narrowed their eyes.
”yup I’m normal now listen to this prophecy that a black dwagooon told me on a continent farrrr farrrrr away.” The mouse bobbed his head.
“Banana banana,
We all need a nana
a precious lil nana 
with powers unknown
stop the dwagoon from sittin’ on her throne
a banana of life, death and yummieness
the coast holds myteries
The coast holds a banana
somewhere sweet 
Somewhere sugary
the banana rests beneath some feet 
Beware of the peeling 
beware of the Dwagoon Qween
And finally, beware the banana itself for it will give you severe diahriaa..…”
The mouse proofed into dust and left behind his rusty trumpet… and a BANANA! “CIAO” 
Bee didn’t stop to think, they just pounced on the nana and peeled it joyfully 
”Yummy, BANANA!” they munched on the fruit and let the flavour seep into their mouth. 
== Chapter two ==
Bee crawled through the vents back into their house. They saw their dads discussing le taxes.
“The potassium wings are being charged more seeds which is our currency.”
”DADDYS LETS GO TO THE COAST” Bee yelled. They randomly held up some tickets. “LETS JUMP FOR FLY”
”PotassiumWings can barely fly,” W a l l said. 
Bee grabbed a seagull. “Fly” they said. The family rode the seagull to the coast and landed on a random smartphone.
All three of them walked to the large hut that was the Queen’s home to find that A RANDOM GUN WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS WOULD BE ESCORTING THEM TO THE LEADER. Anyway the hallways were made of wood and then they saw a smol widdle SugarWing on a throne. “My name is Princess Yogurt and my mother still has Covid.”
Bee slapped Yogurt and began digging in the throne. “Subscribe,” they said as the hut exploded and they were shot towards the beach.
a minute laters Bee saw a pair of big stone dragon feet on the throne it was carved form irony stuff and they exclaimed, “LOOK FEET LIKE THE MOUSEY SAID!” Bee and their dads had gone back to see if the snotty princess had died but she hadn’t and they had chased her away and Bee found feet so yea 
Bee dug and dug then found a rotting chest with a nana inside had wings and stuff with a crown so like they didn’t eat it and it said “hi I am da lost banana and here to save the day so like pls don’t eat meh cuz i will give you terible diahriahh” 
apparently the bananawings are evil and want to rule the world then turn it into a banana republic with the bananawings bossing everyone around and making dragons farm bananas with them FOREVER!! 
The Banana then began to glitch out, it faded from Bee’s talons. “WHAT?!” Bee exclaimed. Defeated, the family rode the seagul back to the potassium wing kingdom. There was a bomb in the distance. “The BananaWings and PotassiumWings are at war with the OrangeWings.” W a l l said.
then everything was sad and nobody was happi and the world got SMUSHED into greyscale. like a orange. TAKE THAT, ORANGESINGS!!!!!,,
Bee shrugged and blinked as the world faded to grey and skipped along the beach a white dragon with a small crown on her head emerged out of the sand and said” I was the queen of the SugaryWings until the annoying first SugarWing stole my tribe help meeeee” 
“pathetic” bee snorted and kicked the ghost away then kept walking 
“no you don’t understand pllllslsssssss HELPPPP MEEEEEHHHH” the brat wailed and took out a banana. Immediately bee was interested. “ you can eat this if you helllp meeeeees” The SugaryWing persuaded 
Bee was delighted. 
”I still think you’re a brat, but yum, yum yum!” They said and delicately took the precious yellow fruit. 
The SugaryWing sighed with relief and gave Bee a warning: “Um Queen Banurna is like, totes evil so like, defeat her pls.” 
”Sure.” Bee replied, marching back inside their house smugly. 
= CHAPTER THREE the chapter where everything becomes a complete storyline with proper grammar and plot =
Bee sat down, playing Mario, dreaming of their banana. They wanted the yummy taste of yum. Suddenly, Jeff knocked on their door. Bee opened it. “W a l l has been drafted into war,” he sighed. “He’s gonna be the main representative for the PotassiumWings. Say goodbye to him.”
”GOODBYE YOU SLUG” bee shouted. They went back to playing Mario.
Suddenly, a rhinoceros fell on their house.
(they have to sneak over to the BananaWings kingdom and talk with the queen btw)
The rhino said, "hi i neded to talk to you bee"
(Note from Starlight: I am forsaking my grammar, spelling, and punctuation for this fanfic. Appreciate it!!!)
Bee screamed with terror and grabbed their Mario game then abandoned Jeff. They ran as fast as their little legs could carry them and stood back to examine the rhinoceros sittin’ on their house.
A minute later Jeff squeezed out from under some random rubble. 
“The rhinoceros was flung from the battle fields !” He exclaimed, looking anxiously in the direction of the OrangeWing territory.
Bee hopped back to their father and stared him in the face. “Like in any epic anime film, you must avenge me and stop this war.” Jeff said.
choughing, Bee ran over to BananaWing territory only to be turned away by the guards. “I just wanna speak with the leader.” Bee said. The guards yeeted them again. They landed in the ocean and swam over to the coconut wings territory. “The BananaWings are mean but I read that QueenShell is looking for some Allie’s willing to fight the BananaWings so ain’t that convenient.”
Bee walked into the jungle and saw a random mosquito. The mosquito started taunting them until Tarzan gave a war cry and swung down to save Bee. But it wasn’t Tarzan. It was a random coconutwing named fuzzy.
”hi.” Bee said to her.
Fuzzy started laughing hysterically, as if challenging Bee. But PotassiumWings have cringey laughs. So Bee just laughed back. Their laugh was so cringe it caused Fuzzy become a firefly. After turning back into a dragon, fuzzy led Bee to the coconut palace that is very pretty. They pass Luisa from Encanto.
SURFACE PRESSURE
once they are there fuzzy decides to go with Bee to win. So Fuzzy is friend number one!
Queen Shell was shooting eggs at a CoconutWing while laughing. Bee saunters in with a smirk on their face and announces, “PLEASE HELP MEEEEEES, NEED TO DEFEAT THE BANANWINGS BC I OWE A PATHETIC DRAGON A FAVOUR FOR A BANANA!” 
“Ya want to defeat the BananaWings? Sign me up!” The arragont queen volunteered. 
“FIST PUMP!” Bee shouted while pumping the air.
== C H A P T E R 4 (bad grammer) ==
“Yu lok likke u mite need a snac” Queen Shell said. Bee just ate some dirt. “mmm yummy dirft"l" bee said gigglin, 
Queen shell, fuzzy, and bee all went to the pitayaWings teritory “e” said bee. Once they were at the territory they saw the fearsome queen. “SMOOTHIES MINE. I NEED BANANA SMOOTHIE.” The queen hissed. She pounded on them. Bee didn’t heisted. They got a random lamp and started to use it as a weapon agenstt the queen, “thou cannot destroy me!” The queen said in a way that was loud as usuall 
Fuzzy hissed and left onto a pillar. Her light brown fur bristled. “KILL” 
The insufferable queen slitted her eyes, snatched the lamp then chucked it ferociously at Fuzzy. 
“THOU CANNOT DESRTOY MEEE!” she shrieked, stalking closer towards Fuzzy, who was suffering a bruise to the head. 
Fuzzy hissed and leapt back. She then opened her mouth and let out a blast of fire towards the queen. Hissing, she slashed fuzzy’s stomach. Fuzzy was now bleeding and more angry than ever. Fuzzy screeched and was about to strike Queen, when suddenly Queen Shell hissed and flung Pomni towards the queen. Pomni slapped Queen Fire and did an epic fist foot combo complete with arrows and double-time Ariel stabs with the master sword before skiddadling towards an exit. 
“OW!” 
Queen shell hissed, “we want to join your army and Allie. We must take down the BananaWings for Bee has delivered a prophecy. One of the greatest banana ever.” 
Fire kinda just stood there. “THE BANANAWINGS HAVE TAKEN FROM US FOR FAR TOO LONG! WE MUST RISE AGAINT THEM!!!11!1!!” 
Fire then took them to an ancient dungeon. She showed them a random scroll with honey on it 
“The honey wings,” fuzzy gasped. “We..wow. Oh no.” 
“if we find the honey wings we can have the most epic nuke ever,” Queen Fire said. “It will immediately win us this war.”
gasps rung out the dining hall and the grinch giggled menacingly. "they'll never see it coming,m," he promised
== Chapter 5: Air Is Delicious period ==
"hey look some delicious air!" fuzzy said.
"mmm tasty," bee agreed 
"STOP BEING DISTRACTING PLEASE. WE NEED A PLAN." queen fire said
"hey i know lets just go to teh honey island and stuff and do stuff!" fuzzy said.
"NO ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" queen shell screamed.
"OKAY CALM DOWN! we need to PLAN! and do STUFF!" queen fire shouted.
"wait where did ya get taht scroll in teh first place?" queen shell asked.
"I dont know so yah." queen fire answred.
"ah well wahtever so now waht?" fuzzy said.
"didnt you HEAR me i said we were going to plan!" queen fire shouted.
"we dont need a plan lets just go do wiatevar." bee said.
"CEILING." Fuzzy said.
"huh what?" bee asked.
"ah well whatever. Who votes for a plan?" bee said.
queen fire raised her hand.
"nope. 3 to 1 no plan needed! lets just rush in and do wahteva." queen shell said.
"yes indeed! best idea ever." fuzzy said.
== Chapter 6 ==
you skipped chapter five 
well not anymore!
== Chapter 7- To Honey Island ==
Pls keep reading this tho lol
uh
”where’s honey island?” Bee asked.
QueenFire went to a map and tapped the festival island that belonged to the BananaWings. “At least we THINK this is where it is. The honey wings have probably fled.”
They packed up the suitcases they don’t have and flew to the place on a seagull. Again. But they flew over orangewing terriorty where a battle is happening. 
w a l l was down there.
”DAD!” Bee screamed. They steered the seagull towards the battle. W a l l was bleeding. 
“NOOOOO”
queen Fire yeeted bee again. After being yeeted they meet a random apple named Juicé Mc Apple Face. He was a red apple and had a moustache, swoops like one of those Italian ones.
”Who are you?” The apple said, peering through a telescope at the battlefield, not far away. 
“Oh I’m Bee, and pls save me father!!” They pleaded, settling themselves on an armchair in the random treehouse they spawned in. Juicé looked up from the telescope. 
“Yea, nah.” He picked up a nuke and flung it viciously into the battle, watching gleefully as the OrangeWing territory blew up in smoke.
”W A L L!” Bee cried.
A long silent and awkward moment passed when they heard a trumpet blasting music. They whirled around.
That infuriating mouse with the trumpet was back! 
“Heya just forgot, can I have my banana back?” He said arrogantly, swinging his instrument around.
”I ate it” Bee said, and the mouse looked outraged.
”THAT BANANA WAS THE LEGENDARY BANANA!!” he shouted.
”No I found the banana it was in the coast!” Bee argued. 
“THAT WAS THE BACKUP BANANA!!” the mouse shouted worriedly.
bee looked sad. “Anyway”
Their dad ran over a small worm. “BEE I HATE YOU.”
why” bee said
Before bee could say anything more, they were yeeted onto the island that is the bananaWing’s territory. And then the sank into a small pool of honey. Below the island was a cave covered in honeycomb, and dragon were stuck in crystallized honey. There was a long hallway of honeycomb leading to a honey waterfall. Within the honey waterfall was a cresent moon shape, with little points above it. Bee walked to the waterfall and stuck their hand through. The felt something and pulled it out. It was a banana crown with honeycomb on it. It was also made of metal and had a sticker of hulk on it.
Bee placed the crown on their head, and then the crystalized honey melted, revealing HONEYWINGS! 
the dragons looked over at bee. They then pulled out some scrolls and read out loud what it said:
”To all my dear citizens, I am sorry I trapped us here. The BananaWings wanted to wipe us out. However, a random mouse with a trumpet named Bobby came to help. He told us about an heir to the honeywings named Bee. I am going to face the BananaWings alone, and I think I’ll die or get locked up and then die. Whatever the consequences are for me, I will accept them. I hope you accept Bee as your new leader. They will free you and lead you into battle with the most epic nuke ever.
”Good luck losers. -Queen Bee Mimi”
Bee laughed. “Lol, let’s go win this war”
== Chapter 8: the good, the bad, and the banana ==
As bee’s honeywing army flew back to the battle, Bee saw half of the warriors staring in shock. Fuzzy flew up to bee. “YEAY U DID IT!!” 
Bee smiled. “Soldiers!” They shouted. “Let’s go attack the attack!”
Banura’s soldier were STANING on da palac of BABABABABABA. They scremd as deh get died by Be. Be and their tem tok over da palace and went inside. “Mmm OOOH LOK SPODERMON” Fuzy scremed as she grabbed the BANANANANANANA in the prophecee. Den Be’s daddy started kiling W a l l cuz he like da BananaWing princess Jojo but befor W a l l died BEE KIL THEIR DAD. “Dis’ll be da best battle ever” swirled Mouse as he rerereread the prophecy. “Der r 3 king: Da bad of white, da good of yellow and black, and da banana of orang” he sad. Unfurtnely, Be’s daddy was da bad of whit and did automatically cuz he wuz the atual spy of the BananananananWings. B4 he did, he sent a mega unicorn neon golden galaxy rainbow nuke and everyon died except Be and Fuzzy. Then Fuzzy kiss Bee and the 2 hav kids nam ZaaZaaa, ZeeZee, and ZooZoo.
Zaazaa, ZeeZee and ZooZoo are simple folk. They are also kiwis. Not the fruit, the bird. They have depression. They fly awae
== Chapter nine: the FINAL SACRIFICE ==
Banura aproch as she as evil as Shadow and kil honywunk army! Da quen laugh it off as she road into da air B4 Be kil her. “U AIN’T TOUCH THES BANANANA” they screm. “NU, I QUEN OF BANAWUNJS & I DECD I GET BANA CUZ DAS MI TRIB’S TEHM” Banura say as she kil ZooZoo. “NUH” screm Fuzzy as dhey reviv ZoZo. In da middle of d a chaos, Mimi catch da Bana and kil al evile! After Banura dies, they celebrat sing “Nevr Gonna Giv U Up” an eat banana. Butt grond rumbl suddenly!
A MIGHTY DRAGON EMERGES FROM THE GROUND. IT WAS A BANANAWING. BUT BIG AN HUGE.
”I AM BANULÕ, GOD OF BANANAS! I will Now DESTROY the continent!” The bananawing gasped. He slammed a claw down, STABBING AND KILLING WALL. “NO!” Bee screamed as they flew down with their honeywing army. The examined their dead dad and cried. “I’m crying for the sake of plot drama,” they sobbed. Then they looked back at Banulõ, and suddenly knew that he was the only thing keeping the bananawings alive. “My army,” Bee hissed. “Give me your spears.”
Bee got a spear and then put a banana peel on it. If the legend that totally exists was correct, stabbing the banana into the god would seal the god into the banana. And that’s when they realized— Banulõ was released because they had peeled the banana open.
But I can seal him back.
SO BEE SCREAMED AND FLEW AS FAST AS THEIR BABY WINGS COULD TAKE THEM, LANDING IN THE GODS TOE. The god was then sucked into the peel and it sealed itself up again, and it now looked like a normal banana. Crying, Bee grabbed Fuzzy and forced her to breath fire, setting the banana on fire, killing Banulõ, and every single bananawing.
They looked around. W a l l is dead. They are sad. Taking a deep breath, they set into the sky with the honeywings.
it was time to move on from the past.
== Chapter ten! ==
Bee was fired because they were a terrible ruler. They now work at McDonald’s and sell happy meals to rabid fruit wings and evil Karen’s. Fuzzy went on to become queen of the Coconut wings and moved to Ohio.
the truth is, bee is saving up money to move to Pyrrhia (along with Jeff of course) They leave McDonald’s by flying through the roof and head to w a l l s grave which is just a trash can they bought off of Amazon. They put a SMOL flower on it and start to laugh cringe. After years, they had managed to dig their dad out of the rubble that their house had become. Queen Fire is now a poet who works for Peppa pig studios. 
They get a seagull and grab Jeff, then fuzzy (bc fuzzy is friend number one) and jump on a seagull. “Ready for our new life?” Bee asks Jeff.
”No.” Jeff says.
”where are we going to live anyway?” Fuzzy asks. Bee grins back. They say “YIP YIP” and the seagull begins to fly and they grin even more.
”Burger king,” they say confidently.
THE END.…
== SIKE, ITS NOT DA END ==
MWAHAHAHAHA EVIL KAREN OF THE KARENWINGS WILL ATTACK
== Epilogue ==
The young GrapeWing closed the scroll, glancing at the last few words, “The Coconut Goddess knew her tribe was small, and the KarenWings and BananaWings were taking up all spare space. It was time for CoconutWings to rule, so they decided to kill Karen and her tribe, and exile all the BananaWings to a continent known as Brazil. Now, she was up to find Bee…and kill them. The friends of Bee know their now in danger, and it will take some sort of Banana Jesus to save the world. But CoconutWings were so dim that they didn’t really realize the Goddess was helping them, nor the space that was available. So The Coconut Goddess might kill them all. The end.” The bumpy yellow dragonet snorted, “THAT’S THE MOST UNRELATED ENDING EVER.” 
Her friends nodded as they closed the scroll. One of them, a plump greenish male, piped up, “I’m glad we aren’t as stupid as the archivists at the time said.” A ruby red dragoness watching them said, “dem so stupid they wouldn’t tell the similarity between their mom and a cow.” “That was only five years ago,” said a dark purple GrapeWing. But it was too late. The ruby red dragoness started eating everyone. The bumpy yellow GrapeWing screamed, “I’M GOING TO KILL THE COCONUT GODDESS!”
And that is the end of today’s story in the Banana Chronicles. 
* For the story of Banana Jesus, or Boo-Yah-Kai, read Return of the BANANAWINGS.
* For the story of Becky, read The Crayons of DOOM.
== Gallery: ==
File:The lost banana.jpg|The lost banana cover by spirit
BananaWingBase.png|BananaWing base by BronzeRattle, may be edited as long as signature/credit is retained
BananaWingBaseFlat.png|Ditto but unshaded
File:SugarWing base.png|Starlight of the RainWings, please credit me!
File:Family road-trip to the the coast (The Lost banana).jpg|FAMILY ROAD-TRIP WITH BEE JEFF AND W A L L
File:Colored pitayawing base.png|colored pitayawing base by Phe0nix the Skywing
File:Pitaya base.jpg
File:B e e the BURGER KING.jpg|Bee by SuperTapirWoman
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