Emerik Jones

== Biography ==
Emerik E.W. Jones (b. July 7th, 1947) was a conspiracy theorist who was born in Santa Fe but moved to Roswell in 1969 to "Investigate them aliens". Around the Summer of 1991, he gained a large following, being interviewed on many news stations around the country, however, he disappeared around early August. In the Spring of 1992, though, he came back claiming that some armed men from the "New World Order" came to kill him, but that he managed to elude them and that he has been in hiding for the past few months. A few weeks later, he disappeared again. He returned to the public eye once again in 1996 by breaking into at-the-time Representative Earl Rockefeller's Manhattan penthouse, terrorizing his family, and also raiding his pantry. He was caught a few days later, and was sentenced to 5 years in jail for that, being released in 1999 for good behaviour. No one knows where he has been since.
== Military Service ==
Jones had previously served in the Vietnam War from 1964 to 1968 before being honorably discharged after having his shins blown off by a landmine. By the end of his military service, he had a self-reported body count of 277 men, and over 800 women.
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