Level 31-35 missions

===Beads?!===
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 	Hey Floyd, I had a thought. We have too many enemies around here. I bet if we gave the Reef Bandits some super nice gifts they'd want to form an alliance! Then we can focus on just the Sovereign trying to kill us!
 	And what, exactly, are you going to give them to win them over?
 	Leave that to me, Floyd. If there's one thing I know after years of slaughtering countless indigenous peoples, it's what they want.
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 	There we go! Nobody could stay mad at us after we give them such generous gifts!
 	This is perhaps the most insulting set of gifts I've ever seen, Morgan, which is really saying something considering it's coming from you. "Sorry you lost your home. Have some beads and scratchy blankets."
 	I'm not sure I know what you mean by that. Did you feel those blankets? Super soft.
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 	I want no part in this.
===Return to Sender===
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 	Lieutenant Morgan, sir? That package you sent to the Reef Bandits came back with this note attached. The box looks like it's been kicked a bunch, too.
 	Oh man, these blankets have been practically kicked apart, and the beads are all scuffed up. What does the note say? Can you even read it?
 	Yes sir, I had Karin help me translate it over the radio. It basically says that your gift was terrible and insulting. If you want to send anything, they need clean water and food and safety more than anything else.
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 	Alright, Chief. We got you something you actually want this time. I hope you enjoy it.
 	…
 	He looks skeptical, sir.
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 	If looks could wound, I'd probably have another facial scar.
===BACON!===
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 	Lieutenant Morgan, sir! We just received word from the Reef Bandits that your second gift attempt was a huge success!  Especially the bacon!
 	This is a surprise to no one. Bacon is delicious.
 	They'd like some more, sir. In fact, they asked to have a few boars of their own so they won't have to ask us again.
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 	Perfect! Let's get these delicious future-meals to the Reef Bandits!
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 	They're so adorable I could eat them!
===BACON!===
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 	Groupers spotted, sir! And they look hungry!
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 	Alright, Chief, enjoy your boars. I hope this shows you that we can be pretty cool. We had to fight off a bunch of hostile groupers to get here.
 	Boda, teng gu fen lo.
 	Yeah, that's probably true.Alright everyone! Let's get out of here!
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 	I've completed my good deed for the day.
===Your Presence Has Been Requested===
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 	Message from Captain Pike, sir.
 	Give that to me, Perkins.Hmm, he wants to see us. Well, me specifically, but I like to travel in groups so you're coming too.
 	Yes sir.
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 	Alright, Pike. We're here. What was so important that I had to rush down here before finishing my macrame project?
 	We're more alike than you may realize, Lieutenant. I've committed some truly horrible acts in my lifetime, but the time has come to start making amends. With your help, we can still set things right.
 	Kinda heavy there, Pike. I usually don't become that introspective until after a drink or two.
 	Fine, I'll get to the point. We need to find the Reef Bandits a home. As a former Sovereign, I feel responsible for their plight. The Sovereign drove them from their land and burned their homes. I need to help them. I must.
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 	Alright, but is this going to take long?
===Door Number One===
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 	Perkins? Why are we out in the middle of the ocean?
 	This is one of the possible spots Pike mentioned for the Reef Bandits' new home. There's a chance this island is already inhabited, but we won't know for sure until we get there.
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 	That wasn't so bad was it, Perkins?
 	But sir! We had to fight a bunch of angry Reef Bandits! We barely escaped with our hulls intact!
 	It was just a friendly skirmish. We should thank 'em for keeping us on our toes.
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 	Thanks for shooting at us!
===Door Number One (Hidden)===
===Door Number Two===
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 	We should be arriving at those coordinates soon, Pike. You say you surveyed this island before?
 	Not surveyed, no. My men briefly glanced at it the last time they went this way. It was empty then.
 	When was that, exactly?
 	Roughly two years ago, perhaps a bit longer.
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 	My report may have been slightly out of date. Apologies.
 	Yeah, that's an understatement. Let's go to the next location.
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 	Ever forward. The world keeps turning.
===Door Number Two (Hidden)===
===Door Number Three===
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 	This next island better be some sort of Reef Bandit paradise. All this sailing is getting old. I don't care if it turns out to be inhabited already. That can be fixed with guns, if necessary.
 	Now, remember Lieutenant, we're trying to find a home for a group of displaced people. It would be in our best interest to not create another.
===Door Number Three===
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 	We've reached the island, sirs!
 	It looks large enough from here. We should go ashore for a closer look.
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 	Maybe this island is a bit too dangerous.
 	Nonsense! There are just a few… dozen raptors, here and there. Nothing the Reef Bandits can't handle.Besides, they'll have something other than fish to eat.
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 	Have you ever tried Raptor Nuggets? Delicious.
===I Get By With Little Help===
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 	If we expect the Reef Bandits to survive on this island you found, they're going to need some basic construction supplies to build up their infrastructure. I've put together a list for you to review.
 	This all seems reasonable. I assume you can handle this, Floyd?
 	I anticipate no problems gathering these materials. Every once in a while at this blasted Outpost I get the opportunity to utilize the skills I brought with me for their actual purpose.
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 	With these materials, the Reef Bandits should be well on their way to reclaiming some small part of what was so savagely stripped from them by the Sovereign Navy.
 	Yeah, that's the idea, Floyd.
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 	I mean, really. That's exactly what we're trying to do.
===More Supplies===
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 	Hey, Perkins! Those Reef Bandits are going to need some other supplies while they get their island up and running. I put together a short list of things, mainly stuff I know I would want in their situation.
 	But sir, this just says "RUM" in capital letters.
 	I know it's a short list, but I think we can make it work. Feel free to add to it if you think of anything else, like ice cube trays or tiny umbrellas.
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 	Um, Floyd? Where's the giant rum cask I requested for the Reef Bandits? I need to top off my drink.
 	Perkins showed me your "list." I threw it out and set him about gathering things they may ACTUALLY need. This is serious business, Morgan.
 	When am I ever NOT serious? Rum has all sorts of applications!
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 	Daiquiris, Mojitos, Dark and Stormys...
===Raptor Island===
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 	Alright men! Listen up! Our task is to remove the remaining raptors or any other deadly animals we find on the island. If we stay focused we just might all survive.
 	Sergeant Ramsey, sir? This sounds pretty dangerous.
 	Look, Stevens, is it? The only danger we'll be facing is from six-foot-tall killing machines with razor sharp claws. Oh, and razor sharp teeth. They're also pretty smart, so keep your guard up.
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 	Deadly animals removed, sir!
 	Yeah, I saw that. Well done, men.
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 	Some of you have earned your Deadly Animal Fighter badges today.
===Shore Leave===
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 	Lieutenant, some of the men are getting anxious being stuck on the ships for so long. They want some leave time to blow off some steam.
 	That seems like a decent enough idea, but those rags you're currently wearing aren't gonna cut it.
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 	Ah! Much better! Now you'll no longer be an embarrassment to the entire Outpost!
 	I thought I liked the way I looked, but I have to admit, this new uniform gives me a certain…confidence I didn't have before.
 	Oh, I'm making Perkins go with you. I can't think of a reasonable excuse why right now. Mainly it's to get him away from me.
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 	Is the Sarge struttin'?
===Paint the Port Red===
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 	Everyone listen up! We've got limited time to spend in Port City so I'm going to lay down some ground rules. First, represent the Empire with dignity and respect. If someone challenges you to a drinking contest, you gotta do it.Second, Imperials never back down. If someone tries to start something with you, lay 'em out.
 	Um, Sergeant? I don't know if these are the best rules to be following when we're away from the Outpost. Things could get out of hand.
 	This brings me to rule number three. Direct all authority figures to Perkins if you get into any trouble. He'll take care of it.
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 	Things are going smoother than I thought they would. I'm having a pretty fun time so far!
 	Great. We might as well enjoy ourselves while we're here. And listen, I was just giving you a hard time with those rules earlier. I just wanted to wind you up a bit.
 	Oh good! I was worried you were serious about the drinking contests and the fighting.
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 	Oh, that part was completely serious.
===Bar Bash!===
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 	Um, Sergeant Ramsey? Maybe you should let the locals win this round? They're starting to get a bit upset…
 	…*hic* Don't worry about it, Per… Purrface? Hahaha! You're not a cat…
 	Oh man, you're looking a little worse for wear, sir. I think we should get out of here before anything—
 	HA! You losers! I win again! Kiss my behind!
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 	I was a little out of it there for a minute. Guess I just needed a little adrenaline to get me going again.
 	Well, we survived, so I guess that's a plus.
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 	How'd my new uniform get all messed up?
===Bruised and Boozed===
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 	Oh, my head. I think I've done enough drinking and fighting for a while.
 	My whole self hurts.
 	Let's get you guys home.
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 	Welcome back! Wow, you guys look terrible. Anyone wanna have a drink with me?
 	*urp*
 	Oh god no…
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 	Lightweights.
===Beachcombers===
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 	Zoooooeeeey! We're booorrrrrred! Will you take us to the beach? We wanna search for buried treasure!
 	I ain't sure how much buried treasure there is out there, but we can check. Let me get a couple things together for ya.
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 	Wow, Zoey! These metal detectors are awesome! The blinky lights are so cool looking!
 	Yeah, they do look pretty cool. You kids ready to have some fun at the beach? I'm gonna keep an eye on y'all from this hut.
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 	Let's find that buried treasure!
===Mine, All Mine===
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 	Zoey! We found something! This is the coolest looking treasure chest I've ever seen! I wonder what's inside it…
 	Whoa there, kids! That ain't no treasure chest at all. That's an explosive mine. Must'a washed ashore.
 	That's even cooler! But ... how do we play with it?
 	Oh, that parts simple. We're gonna blow it up! It'd be dangerous to just leave it here.
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 	What's all the commotion out here? I was trying to instruct Perkins on the proper way to fold my tube socks when we were interrupted by a giant explosion.
 	That was us, LT. The kids found a mine that got washed ashore. We blew it up. For safety.
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 	Oh, alright then. I'm going back to bed.
===What's Large, Metal, and Has a Bunch of Arms?===
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 	Zoey? Did you guys bury some metal pipes in the ground near the beach? This definitely doesn't look like a treasure chest…
 	What in the heck are you kids talkin' bout now?OH! Yeah, guys, you should move away from that before you wake it up…
 	Oh no! It's moving! What happened?
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 	First, large explosions! Then, you find robot monsters and somehow activate them!I'm not usually one to put my foot down, but you kids are officially banned from playing on this beach. I don't know if the Outpost can take much more.
 	But! We didn't mean to! It was an accident!
 	Yeah, LT. They didn't mean nuthin' by it. It's a good thing they found this stuff when they did. What if those things woke up when we were all sleepin'?
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 	Ok fine, but you have to bring a full platoon with you next time.
===Boots on the Ground===
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 	If we're going to win this thing, we'll need support from the folks at home.
 	Right off the bat, we need more boots.
 	Why boots?
 	I feel like soldiers always seem to need more boots. It's just one of those things.
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 	Now every Soldier in the 95th Rifles will have a third spare pair of boots.
 	Don't you think three spare pairs of boots is excessive?
 	Clearly the words of a man who has never been without boots.
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 	The Imperial Army is famed for its boots.
===Box Lunches===
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 	We tried asking Gantas' Raiders to share their food with our troops, but they got really hostile about the whole thing. Some guys got shot.
 	Indeed, and, as you know, an army marches on its belly. We'll need MREs to keep the boys well fed.
 	"Stomach," Floyd.In the service, we say "stomach".
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 	There's no way anyone could call these MREs anything but food.
 	Actually, I'd argue that the Hooch-
 	You're either with us, or against us, Floyd.
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 	Boar's Feet make you strong.
===The Machinist===
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 	In times like this, we all need to pull together. I'd like to offer the Machine Shop's services for anything you need.
 	Thanks, Floyd, but, uh, I don't really understand how any of those things would help.
 	I figured you might feel that way, and have prepared this diagram to explain it.
 	Oh, now that I see this diagram, I understand the Machine Shop's value completely! Thanks, Floyd!
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 	Floyd and his utterly essential Widgets will likely be credited by historians as the things that won this war.
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 	I'm foolish for having doubted the Machine Shop.
===Welcome to the Neighborhood===
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 	Sir? I have some bad news. One of the ships we posted as a lookout near the Reef Bandits new home is reporting Sovereign ships approaching.
 	Jeeze, that didn't take long, did it? These Sovereign guys really have it out for the Reef Bandits for some reason. What's their deal anyway?
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 	Damage report?
 	No major casualties, Lieutenant. Looks like we got here in time to stop them.
 	Well, that's good. The last thing I want to do is have to give these guys more of our stuff.
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 	We should start taxing these people...
===Lost in... Something===
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 	Lieutenant Morgan, sir? The Reef Bandit Chief is on the radio again, but I can't make out what he wants. Permission to contact Karin to help translate?
 	I can't take it anymore, Floyd! I'm tired of relying on others for simple things like communicating with other people. I don't wanna do it anymore.
 	What in the blazes are you vociferating about now?
 	I want you to build me some sort of machine that will translate whatever sounds those Reef Bandits are making into speech that I can understand!
 	I'm going to ignore the fact that this probably isn't possible with the materials I have available, and trudge on regardless. I may require Zoey's help with this.
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 	All done, LT! Golly, that contraption was a tall order, but I think we worked it out. You should'a seen how big the first one was!
 	Man, this thing is huge. Will it actually translate the Reef Bandits' language? It's not going to explode, is it?
 	It should work as intended. Now, granted, computing technology is still somewhat basic, but we managed to get this machine down to a respectable size.
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 	Sir? Should I still contact Karin?
===Whatever Floats Your Boat===
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 	Floyd, Zoey, I want you two to figure out a way to get this behemoth to the Reef Bandit Chief. We can't keep it here. The Reef Bandits never visit and it totally contrasts with the motif we've got going on.
 	This thing might sink one of our boats if we load it on one. I reckon a little extra float's gonna be necessary.
 	Good idea, Zoey. I'll see what we can do about that.
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 	This thing stinks, Floyd. Why does this giant computer thing of yours smell so bad?
 	I ran into a problem where the main circuits would overheat too easily and current methods of drawing the heat out were insufficient. I had to utilize a… less than conventional method.
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 	Yeah, well it smells like fish parts.
===Can't Touch This===
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 	Um, LT? Did you feel that? Like somethin' brushed up against the boat?
 	No, but admittedly, I wasn't feeling very hard. Let me try a bit harder…OK, I felt that one. Ramsey! Get the men ready for a fight! I think we're going to have company soon.
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 	Alright Floyd. What exactly did you fill this thing with? Why is it attracting giant Groupers? What did you do?
 	Well, your "fish parts" comment wasn't too far off. I've found that if you indiscriminately throw multiple types of aquatic life into a big vat and make a slurry out of it, the slurry has all sorts of applications.
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 	That sounds horribly terrible.
===Unwanted Gifts===
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 	Hello, Chief! We bring you a great gift! This giant contraption can translate our words so we can understand each other! Don't worry about the smell..... Floyd, why isn't the machine working?
 	Oh yes! Uh, we need to plug it in… somewhere. Does anyone see a power outlet?
 	*sigh* Lokka met tera.
 	Well, I'm embarrassed. You really outdid yourself this time, Floyd. Let's get this piece of junk out of here and go home.
===You Can't Have It!===
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 	Uh, Lieutenant Morgan, sir? I've been monitoring radio chatter in the area and managed to pick up some Sovereign signals. They've heard about the translator and they want it pretty bad.
 	So, they're going to attack us then? And soon, I'm guessing?
 	Yes sir. I think that's them on the horizon, actually.
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 	Alright, I'm done with this thing. Melt it down. Scrap it, get rid of it. I hate it and its fishy smell and, I don't want to see any part of it ever again.
 	Destroying this machine would be a huge injustice, Morgan. The circuitry inside is highly sophisticated and a great feat of modern engineering.
 	Alright Floyd, I hear you. I won't make you destroy it. Zoey! Destroy this thing.
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 	Alright, LT...
===CArrghh-Go!===
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 	Sir! I've got Captain Pike on the radio! He says it's urgent that he speak to you right away!
 	Give me that radio, Perkins. Pike? What's the big idea? Do you have any idea what time it is?
 	Well, yes. It appears to be noon, Lieutenant.
 	...Yeah, well we're on military time here, so, what do you want?
 	If you would be so kind, some Reef Bandits have absconded with some of my cargo ships. I need you to track them down for me, and I need the cargo ships intact.
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 	This doesn't appear to be all that was taken, but I thank you for your quick and decisive action, Lieutenant.
 	Heh, that's what we're here for, right?Wait, no it isn't.And what's the deal with these Reef Bandits? I thought we were cool now?
 	That's not something I can answer, Lieutenant. Perhaps the Chief would be of more help?
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 	Well, if you wanna go the obvious route. Can we borrow Karin?
===Pirates!===
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 	Alright Chief, what gives? What's with all the high-seas piracy?
 	Boda bun ten. Ela monot du fan fan. Fan della muny.
 	The Chief is saying that he's not the boss of all the Reef Bandits, but he says there may be another group with more cargo ships near here.
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 	This better be the rest of your stuff that was stolen, Pike. Oh, and you can have Karin back now.
 	It appears the rest of our stolen supplies are here and unbroken, for the most part.
 	What was so important that we had to go rushing out to secure this stuff anyway?
 	We've been out of tea for days now! We couldn't go on any longer without it!
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 	All this for tea? I should've thrown this junk in the harbor.
===Spinning Your Treads===
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 	Here ya go, LT!I drew up six new plans for tanks we can build.
 	Six new tanks?Did I ask you to do that? What do we need six entirely new and unproven tank designs for?
 	Well, you didn't ask...But I've been recovering in the field hospital for weeks! I got stir-crazy! And look how easy these designs are - they're all built using parts we already have!
 	Let me take a look at these...Wait, why did you think we needed these three that have feet instead of treads? Seems like they'd be easy to trip up. And why is this one water-propelled?
 	You never know!We might need those. Okay, but what about the last one?! It's the easiest to make, and even you can see why it's useful, right? It's got HUGE honkin' machine guns!
 	... I do really like that one.Let's see how hard it'll be to build this baby.
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 	I inverted all the controls just so you don't forget which tank you're in.
 	Uh... thanks?
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 	Ahhh! It should beep when it backs up!
===Fish in a Barrel===
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 	Lieutenant!Bad guys!
 	Oh boy! Can I take Zoey's brand new Tempest to show them who's in charge?
 	This seems...convenient. Well, get on with it.
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 	The guns on this thing are awesome for suppressing large groups. And they also get a bunch of new holes.
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 	The new tank makes me feel inadequate.
===Man's Favorite Sport?===
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 	Look everyone! Perkins is back from his date with Karin!
 	Uh, it wasn't a date, actually. She made that very clear. But oh! We saw something incredible!We visited the Reef Bandits for some research she was doing and they had these Groupers trained to do all sorts of things! Even fight for them!
 	Wait, wait, wait. They trained Groupers to fight for them? And it worked? We should totally do that!
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 	I don't know much about fishing nets, Floyd, but these look super sturdy. Are you sure they'll be able to hold a Grouper?
 	Indeed, it should be no problem. The trick was to be extra encouraging when weaving the fibers.
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 	I'll take your word for it.
===Grouper Fishing in the Ocean===
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 	Just think, Floyd. Wave after wave of emotionless aquatic killers at our disposal! The Sovereign won't know what hit 'em.
 	Your statement seems a little premature, Morgan. We haven't even captured one yet. Let alone built a facility—
 	Jeeze Floyd, can't you ever just bask in the glow of a good idea? Why do you always have to kill the mood with talk of "plans" and thinking ahead?
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 	Baby Groupers captured and stowed safely on board, sir!
 	Perfect! Keep 'em moist, Perkins. I don't want these things drying out and dying before we get home. Grouper jerky doesn't sound very appetizing.
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 	Uh, can I at least get a hose or something?
===Grey Fish===
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 	Sir? We need to get these fish off the boat and into an aquarium or something. They're not looking too good after that trip.
 	I hear you, Perkins. Floyd, did you hear that? We need a giant water tank to put these fish into. Hop to it.
 	I'll build your facility but keep in mind, I'm not formally a member of your military. You can't just throw orders at me like one of your soldiers.
 	Get a move on, Floyd! The fish could die!That's an order!
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 	These fish are pretty smart after bein' all trained up. I named the fat one "Fatty" and the skinny one "Scrappy".
 	You probably shouldn't be naming these things, Zoey. I don't want you getting too attached, y'know?
 	He's right, Zoey. These are tools of war now. Any shred of animality they once had has been ripped out and replaced with military commands.
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 	They're more machine now than beast. Well, besides all the organic matter.
===Leave Them Kids Alone!===
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 	Lieutenant Morgan, sir?
 	Y'know Perkins, I'm THIS CLOSE to finishing my crossword puzzle. Do you have the answer to 4 Across? Because if not—
 	No sir, it's just that our harbor patrols have reported some large Groupers in the water near the Outpost. Almost like they're searching for something.
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 	Well Morgan, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson from all of this.
 	Yep, totally. From now on, we only use orphans. No parents to get in the way.
 	Wow ...
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 	That's especially horrible.
===The Fall of Gantas===
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 	Well, sirs,we've broken down their defenses. What now?
 	Do we go home?
 	Not yet, Floyd.We've gotten the doors open, but we still need to finish the job.
 	Where do we start?
 	We'll leave that up to the Captain.We can attack the fortress bit by bit, taking it out systematically, or just start shooting and clean up later.
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 	Burn it down and salt the earth.
===The Silence===
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 	Pike? What are you doing here?This is unexpected… and probably not a good sign.
 	Astute as ever, Lieutenant. It would seem that several of the Reef Bandit colonies in the area have gone completely silent. Not a word from them in some time.
 	I'd bet the Chief knows what's going on. We should go talk to him.
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 	Enda bo teengu. Mafu sot tog tog. Nen no balics.
 	According to the Chief here, someone or something has been destroying the other Reef Bandit colonies. He hasn't heard what, exactly, as there have been no survivors.
 	Wow, really? But you Reef Bandits are pretty tough customers. I've seen you in action. Who could be behind this?
 	We won't know for sure until we can track them down. We should venture to some other colonies and check on their situation.
===Gone Fishin'?===
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 	The Chief's asked us to check out the Fishing Grounds. He said there should be a small group of Reef Bandits there we can ask if they've seen anything worrying.
 	Let's get a move on then. For all we know they might be under attack right now from whatever took out those other Bandit groups.
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 	Other than the ships we just took out, I'm not seeing anyone else. No Reef Bandits, just debris. We're too late. There's no way to tell for sure if it was the Sovereign Navy or if they were just passing through.
 	This is unacceptable! We need to scour the wreckage. Find some information! Something!
 	Pike, I know this isn't what you want to hear right now, but we're doing what we can. The best course of action is to check in on the next group we can find. We need to find survivors.
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 	Then, we go after whoever is behind this.
===Anyone Care to Trade?===
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 	Give me some good news, Perkins.
 	Uh, I wish I could sir… I'm not able to raise any Reef Bandits on the radio using the frequencies I got from the Chief. It's possible the radios were disabled or broken though.
 	Possible, but unlikely. We need to visit the Trade Routes. There's a friendly colony there we can talk to that might be able to give us more information.
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 	Nothing, sirs. Just more debris. It's like the whole place has been wiped out. I think we can say for sure it's the Sovereign Navy though, at this point.
 	I refuse to believe we're too late. There have to be some survivors.
 	If there are any survivors, they aren't around here. We need to move on. There's no point in staying here.
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 	I had hoped with my departure from the Sovereign, their search would stop.
===A Plan Comes Together===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	The attacks continue, Lieutenant. We can't keep chasing the Sovereign all over the seas, constantly one step behind. There has to be a better solution.
 	Oh, there is. I've been thinking of a plan but we're going to need help from the Chief and any Reef Bandits he can contact.
 	The Chief says he's willing to do whatever it takes to get the attacks to stop. Just let him know.
 	It's simple, really. They want to attack and destroy Reef Bandits, right? Well let's give them a target. First things first. We're gonna need some new boats.
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 	You have your boats, Lieutenant. What, may I ask, is the next step in this plan of yours?
 	One thing at a time, Pike. Give me a moment to admire the new weapons we just built.
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 	Those are some fine looking killing machines...
===Fine Threads===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Part two of my genius plan involves disguising some of our troops as Reef Bandits while our ships are hidden nearby. When they come to attack, we spring the trap.
 	This plan is either madness or brilliance. I suppose we won't find out which until it's too late to back out.
 	Yeah, that's pretty much how all of Morgan's plans end up.
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 	How do the Reef Bandit disguises feel?
 	Mine's bunching up in uncomfortable places…
 	I feel like I'm about to go fishing or something.
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 	Well, we are going fishing, in a way.
===Driftwood===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	This next bit is the easy part. We need to sail to one of the Reef Bandit colonies and then we simply wait for them to come to us.
 	That sounds simple enough, but unfortunately I need to return to my home. I can't leave my city unguarded in case those scoundrels show up. I'll leave Karin with you to help translate. Please keep her safe.
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 	Alright Karin, now that we're here, let the Chief know we're hiding our ships in that alcove over there, then we wait.
 	The Chief wants to know what you would like him and his men to do in the mean time.
 	Act normal, do Reef Bandit stuff. Fishing, I guess? I don't know how long this is going to take.
===Hide and Sink===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Ramsey and Perkins are not very convincing Reef Bandits, Morgan. Maybe it's Perkins' fiery red hair, or that Ramsey is a full head taller than any of the others.
 	Well, it's not like we're going to be doing a lot of talking with the Sovereign Navy. As long as Pike's old murder buddies show up, it's good enough.
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 	Wow, sir! I was worried for a minute there but we pulled it off!
 	HA!My plan worked perfectly! Hold your applause, everyone. Form a single file line so you can each praise me individually.
 	We should scour the debris for surviving Sovereign. We might be able to get some valuable intel if we can find one of them alive.
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 	Lieutenant! I see one! He's trying to swim away!
===Have Anything to Say for Yourself?===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Name, rank, and serial number. That's all I've gotten from him so far. You're welcome to try, Morgan, but this guy's been trained pretty well.
 	Spill it, you piece of slime. What's your beef with the Reef Bandits? Why are you and your cronies determined to wipe them out?
 	Morgan, right? Whispers of you have made it back to the Sovereign Nation. We know what you're capable of. You can't scare me. Didn't that deserter, Pike, tell you what he was doing? We're just here to finish his job.
 	Is that so? Huh. Ramsey, wrap this guy up and stow him on one of our transport ships. I want to get this guy down to Pike but I don't want him on one of our warships.
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 	You found one alive? That's quite surprising considering the training they're put through.
 	Can it, Pike. We know there's more to this whole story that you haven't told us about. Now would be a great time to come clean. What were you REALLY doing out here?
 	You have to understand, Morgan. I was a different man back then. I couldn't possibly fathom the consequences of my actions at the time. I was simply following orders, but that's no excuse.
 	Spill it, Pike. Quit stalling.
 	We were tasked with finding something that the Reef Bandits were protecting. The details of which were never clear, but it's something very powerful. We were to find it at all costs, regardless of what happened to the Bandits.
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 	This thing sounds important. Let's head back to the Outpost.
===Code Breaker===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Lieutenant Morgan, sir? We found some sort of notes on the Sovereign prisoner. It looks like it's coded though. I can't make it out.
 	Let me see that. Hmm, yep. It's definitely written in code.Zoey? You're looking at this thing pretty intensely. Do you have some insight?
 	It looks like somethin' my grampa taught me about when I was young. I loved figurin' out stuff like this. I reckon I could build a device to make sense of it.
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 	All done, LT! It weren't too difficult neither. Looks like their next targets are listed here. They're gonna be attackin' these two places at the same time!
 	Brilliant Zoey! We're finally a step ahead of these guys.Perkins! Radio Pike and let him know what we found out. This is going to take some coordination.
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 	I have Captain Pike on the radio, sir.
===Coordination: Part 1===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Alright men. While we protect one group, Pike and his ships are going to protect the other group. I shouldn't have to tell you how important this is.The Reef Bandits had their homes destroyed, all because of some stupid thing the Sovereign thinks they have. But, we're going to put an end to this careless slaughter. Today we say, "Not this time."
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 	We've beaten them, Lieutenant. They put up quite a fight but we won.
 	Let's hope Pike has similar luck.
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 	What's luck got to do with it?
===Coordination: Part 2===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	We know what we must do. Lieutenant Morgan was generous enough to lend us some of his fleet to protect the Reef Bandits. Let's put these ships to good use.
 	Captain Pike, sir? Are you ever going to tell the Imperials the rest of the story? I think they deserve to know.
 	I'll have to before too long. Let's just try to survive this first.
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 	They've all been destroyed. Why does it seem I'm constantly pursued by death and violence? Why can't I just be left in peace?
 	You know that's not how the world works, Captain. The day you stop fighting is the day you stop living.
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 	That's a very poignant outlook.
===Danger Beneath the Sea===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	This situation must be dealt with, Lieutenant. My city has been under siege by a new class of submarine we've never seen before. And we're not the only settlement to have been attacked either.
 	Look, Pike, I'm all for keeping the waters safe, and yeah, I've been getting some similar reports. But our equipment hasn't been able to pick anything up yet. We can't attack what we can't find.
 	About that, LT. I been thinkin' about ways to make Floyd's sonar a bit more sensitive. I 'spose I could fix it up a bit.
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 	So, what exactly does this thing do, Zoey?
 	Well, the sonar machine normally blasts out sound waves, then listens for the echo of the sound waves after they bounce offa sumthin'. Well, it enhances that and makes it do a better job.
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 	… Alright, sure, whatever.
===Just a Blip===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	It's working, sir! We've spotted the enemy subs on the sonar. Whatever Zoey did is working!
 	Once again, we've been helped by the unexplainable magics of Science! It really is capable of miracles in the proper hands.
 	What about in the improper hands?
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 	OK, those looked like the same old subs we've been facing. Pike? I thought you said there was a new type of sub showing up. Did you hear about them while still a Sovereign or something?
 	Nothing official, no, but keep in mind that was several years ago. I know what I saw, Lieutenant. They've obviously developed some new technology since then.
 	Damn, I was hoping you had some secret construction plans laying around that we could use to make our own.
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 	Yes, I leave all secret plans just laying around.
===Loud Noises!===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Hey LT! I got an idea you might wanna know about for how ta keep them new submarines away from the Outpost.
 	Zoey, you're by far my most valuable asset at this entire Outpost, and I appreciate anything you can do to strategically enhance our place in this world.Now, having said that, I can tell you that most of what you do scares the crap out of me. Is this improvement you're talking about going to be dangerous?
 	Not ta us, no. Only the people in the subs near our Outpost.
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 	Zoey, great job taking something that Floyd cobbled together and making it more useful. That's the kind of thing I like to see.
 	I've just inspected the "enhancements" Zoey added to my sonar device and I must say it is truly appalling! Anything in the water remotely near our Outpost is either going to go deaf or be driven mad from the noise!
 	Wow … that sounds ... pretty amazing actually. Well done, Zoey.
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 	Thanks LT!
===Perimeter Breach===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	This can't be right. Zoey! Get in here! Why am I seeing a whole bunch of fancy looking subs in the bay near the Outpost? I thought your enhancements were supposed to keep these things away?
 	Well, it is supposed to do that… I don't understand what's goin' on.
 	I believe I can help. After further examination of Zoey's enhancements I've concluded that the machine does not have an ample power supply to act in the manner for which—
 	Quicker, Floyd.
 	It's currently acting more like a beacon. An underwater lighthouse, if you will. Telling everyone in the area exactly where we are.
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 	I trust you believe me about the new type of submarines now, Lieutenant?
 	Yeah, Pike. Seeing is believing. I saw and now I believe.Zoey? Please turn off that signal beacon of yours. I'd rather not have to fight more of those things for a while.
 	Sure thing, LT. I'm real sorry 'bout all the trouble I caused.
 	Zoey, I still have faith in you and your abilities. We all make mistakes from time to time.
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 	I mean, look at Perkins! He messes up all the time and he's still here.
===The Great Green Fish===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Lieutenant Morgan!I just got word from our cargo ships that your latest rum shipment from Port City was attacked by a giant Grouper near the trade route.
 	What! My rum's gone?! We MUST find this giant fish. I will not rest until I bring the damned thing to justice!
 	Uh, sir? Are you alright? You've got this REALLY intense look in your eyes and it's kind of unsettling.
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 	All that stuff you asked for has been loaded onto some of the ships, Lieutenant. I gotta caution you though, sir. Don't let this become an obsession. It's not healthy.
 	Ramsey, relax. When have I ever taken things too far? I'm just going to go after this fish, come hell or high water, possibly dying in the process…
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 	OK, I just finished processing what I said to you and your concerns may be valid.
===Draw Out The Beast===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	No sign of the alleged Grouper yet, sir.
 	So, it's going to be like that, is it? Alright, fine. Take out the next Groupers you see. We'll draw him out.
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 	Still no sign of it, sir. Should we head back to the Outpost?
 	Head back? We haven't even seen the thing yet! Just continue chumming the water with that Grouper chow. It'll show up. I can feel it.
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 	I hate the smell of Grouper chow in the morning...
===Thar She Blows!===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	The monster has been sighted, sir! Off our port side!
 	Bring us around, helmsman! This giant beast is going to pay for destroying that shipment of perfectly good liquor!
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 	It's down, sir. You've accomplished your goal.
 	I was really hoping for a more satisfying ending here. I mean, we didn't even get its life story. We know he destroys things, but why? Parental issues? Lust for gold? These are the deep questions.
 	Why would a fish want gold?
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 	Why wouldn't he want gold?
===Invasion!===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Sirs!There's a Raider outside the Outpost!
 	So?There's always Raiders outside the outpost.
 	I WILL SET MY FISTS ON FIRE AND PUNCH FIRE INTO YOU!
 	Oh, it's that guy.
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 	It looks like Tronk's men are withdrawing, sir!
 	Man, he barely set anything on fire. Faker.
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 	One down.
===Just a Little Closer===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Alright, so the Sovereign have been defeated. Let's bring this boat back home for some celebratory drinks.
 	Well, enemy patrol groups were cleared out sir, but I can see what looks like a makeshift base on the island. Should we go in for a closer look?
 	A makeshift base? We better go in for a closer look. There could be valuable intel in that place.
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 	Anyone find anything yet?
 	No sir. There doesn't appear to be anything of value here. This must have been a staging area for something else.
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 	Staging area? I don't like the sound of that.
===The Ol' Switcheroo===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Oh dear… Lieutenant Morgan, sir? The uh, the Chief here is saying it's all for naught. The simultaneous attacks were a distraction while the Sovereign sent another fleet to a third location.
 	Wait? It was a trick?!We were supposed to decipher that piece of paper, weren't we? Then we would be out of the way while they went after what they really wanted. Where the hell is Pike?
 	I'm here, Lieutenant.
 	What the hell is this all about? I want the WHOLE truth. Why are all these people dying? What were they protecting?
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 	The Reef Bandits know the location of an immense power which they've been guarding for many, many years. With the Sovereign in control of it, I'm sorry to say, we are lost. There's nothing we can do.
 	Wait a second, you're going to have to be a little more specific than just "immense power". What does that even mean?
 	It means the end of us, Morgan.
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 	OK, now I'm a little worried.
===Tools of War===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Floyd, I was hoping, with the war on and all, maybe you could help the military out with some tools-
 	Tools of war, Morgan? I've been very clear: the research I've been doing on biological weapons is purely academic and I will NOT hand it over to the Military!
 	No, I mean like, actual tools. Wrenches and stuff.
 	Ah, of course! Happy to help. Also, forget the part I said about biological weapons.
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 	There we are. I hope these tool kits are put to good use!
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 	I've never been more frightened of Floyd.
===Assault===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Imperials, I have watched you for days. I know your weaknesses well. It is only due to the customs of my people that I announce myself before waging the campaign that will be your downfall.
 	Oh man! You are super creepy!
 	I'm not creepy! I'm stealthy and mysterious!
 	Whatever you say, weirdo.
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 	Jeez, Morgan, that guy was just doing recon. You didn't need to be so mean to him.
 	It was mind games, Ramsey! War is like 80% mental!
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 	He actually is kinda creepy though.
===Keeping the Wheels On===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	These constant attacks are adding up, sir. A lot of buildings have been damaged.
 	Oh man! Buildings are where I keep all my stuff! Let's get the Lumber Mill producing patches to fix up the damage.
 	Right away, sir!
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 	The kits are finished and buildings are being repaired, sir.
 	Hey, not bad, Perkins.
 	Sir! Permission to round "Not Bad" up to "Good"?
 	Permission denied.
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 	It was almost like a compliment!
===What's Crackin'?===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	I've received word from Pike, sir. The Sovereign forces... they've all been destroyed. Someone, or something wiped them out after they used that key stolen from the Reef Bandits to open that ancient vault.
 	This could be really bad, Lieutenant. Anything strong enough to take out a group that tough is gonna be trouble. Whatever it is could be headed towards innocent people right now.
 	Alright, calm down! We don't even know what happened yet. First, we need to head out there and see what we can figure out about all of this.
===Oh Kraken, My Kraken===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Ok, we're here, and all I'm seeing is a bunch of formerly Sovereign shaped debris. Anyone see what's responsible? I think we owe them a fresh batch of cookies.
 	Sir? Am I the only one seeing a giant red-ish island thing moving slowly this way?
 	Oh crap. This is VERY bad.
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 	Victims of their own hubris. Those poor Sovereign bastards never stood a chance.
 	What the hell, Pike? When did you get here? And how the hell did you get onto my ship without me seeing?
 	The sounds of battle were easy enough to follow after you'd engaged that horrid beast unleashed by the Sovereign. We knew where the Sovereign forces had been defeated. We just had to wait for you and your men.
 	Oh yeah. Things got pretty loud for a while there. Did you see us kick its ass?
 	Yes, Lieutenant. It was very impressive.
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 	I know, right? I wonder if there's anything cool we can sell in that vault it came out of.
===Steel Yourself Against the Onslaught===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Our vehicles are in terrible disrepair!
 	You don't have to tell me. Our tanks are barely running.
 	We need armor patch kits as soon as possible!
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 	These Armor Patch Kits have our vehicles good as new!
 	Don't thank me, thank Science!
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 	I like Science okay, I guess.
===150 Proof Disinfectant===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	The war demands sacrifices from all of us, Morgan.
 	C'mon, sir, we wouldn't ask if it weren't important.
 	Oh, fine! You can use the Distillery to make Disinfectant. But it goes back to making booze as soon as we wrap this stupid war up.
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 	They're done making Disinfectant! Our long national nightmare is over!
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 	Vodka keeps my insides clean.
===Bandage Aids===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Hey there, Zoey! How ya been?
 	Ramsey! Thanks for visitin' me! I'm doin' much better. Should be back on my feet in no time. How're things out there?
 	Good!Well, mostly. You're not the only soldier that's needed patchin' up.
 	We should make sure we have enough bandages to take care of everyone.
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 	Should be enough clean bandages so we can start changing dressings more than once a week!
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 	A clean wound is a happy wound. Well, less unhappy.
===Sneak Attack===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	You are the Imperial they call Perkins.
 	Ahhhhh!Sirs! It's that crazy lady!
 	You are a distant star. You exploded long ago.
 	How did you get in here!
 	We can't even see you yet.
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 	Crazy Blades told you that you're a star?
 	She also said I was invisible. It was really weird.
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 	Why Perkins?
===Battle of the Bonfire===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Okay, folks, we've got Gantas surrounded and pinned in. This is now a clean-up job.
 	Remember that the cornered animal fights with the greatest ferocity.
 	And for those of us who just say what we frickin' mean, understand that cornered isn't beaten. Expect this to get nasty.
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 	The men are tired, sir, but we're with you.
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 	Let's finish them off.
===Can't Shoot the Shooter===
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Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Your skill with a weapon is admirable. I would be honored if you would face me in combat.
 	Uh... thanks?
 	Not you. You fight like a boar. No finesse. The girl there, she is an artist.
 	Gosh, you think so?
 	Hey!
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 	Who fights like a boar now?
 	It's you. It's still you.
 	Oh, Ramsey, don't let him wind you up.
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 	Sarin had still better watch himself.
===Moonlight Waltz===
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Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	There are no new shapes. It dangles over you.
 	Oh, guys, Crazy Blades is here. She's doing the gibberish thing.
 	Morgan. Pain kisses skin and oxidizes but rust flakes off. You feel everything.
 	So, are we gonna fight or what?
 	Dance with me before the long night falls.
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 	Man, that lady leaves me confused on, like, a lot of levels.
 	She's a hell of a woman.
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 	I'll be in my bunk.
===Tanks for Everything===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	You know what?I wish we had Heavy Tanks. That would be BOSS. If we had tanks bigger than the other guys, we could just blow up their tanks with ours. Like rock, paper, tank... Heavy Tank.
 	We do have Heavy Tanks!I mean... we received pre-authorization to construct Heavy Tanks from High Command. We just need to print out the authorization confirmation forms.Of course, we do need to fill out each form in triplicate, have them notarized, sealed, and then hand deliver them. The process usually takes several months.
 	Explain to me why we didn't start this process when we got the forms? Or several months ago, so I could drive a Heavy Tank over your feet?
 	Well... Morgan.He's had me organizing his shoe closet. And then, when I went to go print out the forms, we were out of paper! So we're going to need to make more paper. Hopefully some homegrown paper will be okay.
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 	Great!Paper is made out of wood... right?
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 	Hey! WHY ARE MY SHOES OUT OF ORDER?? PERKINS?!
===Paper Late===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Okay, we have the wood. Now we just need to figure out how to make it into paper.
 	That should be easy. First, you'll have to turn it into mulch. After that, we can just press and dry the pulp into sheets of paper. It's amazing what you can do with a few household materials and a little know-how!
 	I'm sure there's something at the Tool Shop that I can use to do that. I'll just clean off anything I use when I'm done.
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 	I did it!There's mulch all over the floor, but I managed to make a few good sheets. I even perforated the edges by hand for the printer's feed mechanism. I just hope it doesn't cause a jam!
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 	I feel so useful!
===Tronk Tussle===
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Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	No more talking! I'll kill you! I'll kick your guts out!
 	Woah! Who was talking? No one was talking! ... Are you all right?
 	Now we fight!
 	Must we?
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 	Tronk, are you gonna be okay?
 	I will kill everyone!
 	He seems fine.
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 	Maybe all Tronk needs is a friend.
===Last Line of Defense===
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Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	One seed. A small crack. Life splits the boulder.
 	You've worn us down, but finishing us will not be easy. Do not think you can achieve victory without sacrifice.
 	I'm gonna make hats out of your feet!
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 	All right, folks. This is it. You feelin' ready?
 	Not especially, sir.
 	Is everyone but Perkins ready?
 	Yes, sir!
 	Hell, yes.
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 	Gantas! We're coming for you!
===Warlord Gantas===
Encounter reward: , 
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	So you think you have won?You have won nothing! I will crush you beneath my heel like mammoth dung.
 	Eww. You're gross.
 	Enough. We will decide this in battle.
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 	We may yet owe you thanks.
===A Job Well Done===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	If anything ever called for a party,this does. Let's get something together.
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 	We did it! We finally got rid of that maniac! It should be easy marching from here, boys!
 	That was some damn fine soldierin'. Proud to serve with the 95th!
 	Guys, we just got a message from the capital...
 	Hooray! Thank you for helping us! Our people will be forever grateful!
 	I must say, it was something of an unqualified success!
 	Guys, please!
 	Did you see the size of the explosion when their ammo stores went up? POW!
 	GUYS, PLEASE!We just got a wire from the capital. While we were attacking Warlord Gantas, the Rebels made a surprise attack from the Taray Mountains. They killed the Emperor. The capital city is in ruins...The Empire has fallen.
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 	OMFG!
===Organizational Difficulties===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission 	Start mission
 	Okay, so...I was stamping all of the forms with the official seal, and at the bottom of the stack I got to some forms that were already stamped.Turns out we already had the authorization confirmation response from back home, and the Heavy Tank plans were just sorta paper-clipped onto the back of that one. Oops.
 	Ah, wartime.I bet the paper-pushers back home don't even know what a tank is. Well, what are you waitin' for! Get those plans to Zoey so I can have my tank.
Finish mission	Finish mission
 	OK, it's done.So what's the big deal? Seems like just another tank to me.
 	You don't understand.It's... it's beautiful. Majestic. An engineered killing machine, like a shark... but on land.
Reward screen 	Reward screen
 	Where'd this huge tank come from? Did I sleep in?
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