Lady Hatt

Lady Hatt is The Fat Controller's long-suffering wife. She has a drinking problem, which is the reason why she is so oblivious to her husband's affair with The Butler.
==Early life==
Lady Hatt was born in Tidmouth on March 22nd 1947. Her parents were close friends with The Fat Controller's parents, which is how they met. They got married on July 11th 1968.
==Sex Tape Controversy==
On August 5th of 2007, a sexual video tape came to the surface of the world wide web starring Lady Hatt and world famous actress Pamela Anderson entitled "2 Girls, 1 Hat". The video contained Lady Hatt and Anderson engaging in a game of naked twister at a hotel in Switzerland. Eventually Lady Hatt would put on a top hat and the two would then engage in sexual intercourse. Of course this doesn't sound too bad but the controversial point was that it was illegal to wear a top hat at anytime in Switzerland ever since the Top Hat Massacre of '97. Lady Hatt was not arrested but had in fact been planted in the face with a bicycle kick from Dutch football player Nigel de Jong in the face with studded boots. It is unknown as to how the Swiss know who Nigel de Jong is and remains unknown to this very day. As a result of this, Lady Hatt became a minger but also a internet phenomenom.
==Cosmetic surgery==
After being insulted constantly for being a minger and discovering that her husband had lost interest in her, in 2008 she got a full makeover and spent over £40,000 on cosmetic surgery, including getting the colour of her eyes changed from blue to brown using perminant contact lenses (don't ask). After her sugery, lady hatt looked hotter and got a bigger rack which made her hot enough to follow her dream as an victorian secret model.
==Victoria's Secret==
Lady Hatt is now happily banging Tom Cruise and working with Victoria's Secret.
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