Captain 90

Captain 90 is Number Captain and glorious member of Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan, which includes Fine Leader Captain 20, so-so member Captain 70, and terrible member Captain 140. 
== Tragic Backstory ==
Captain 90 was birthed Shkul Shernobog in the Ukraine of dumb Soviet Russia to loving hating mother and father who sometimes abused him. He went to Soviet-era Ukraine elementary school where liberal chemical teacher taught him and everyone else how to make powerful, Russian nuclear chemicals. Liberal chemical teacher was good friend to Shkul. They hung out and played ball after school. Unfortunately, liberal chemical teacher was found teaching chemicals to elementary school children by lame Soviet authorities, and he had to go break bad and escape Soviet Union. With liberal chemical teacher gone, Captain 90 had to deal with abusive parents, and because of abuse, he became violent munchkin. He frequently attacked kids at school and parents give more abuse. More abuse led to Captain 90 nuking principal office, killing principal and kid. He would take punish for that. 
=== Chernobyl School Transfer ===
Captain 90 took punish for killing principal and kid at Ukraine elementary school with dangerous chemicals. He would have gone to gulag, but Soviet administrator take him to Chernobyl School for Special Kids because he was smart and made nuclear device. At Chernobyl School for Special Kids, it was like gulag, less than one potato a day and 3 sips water a day. Captain 90 felt like this was the torture act of CIA and had to escape. He could not escape because malnourish, no food in belly. He plot revenge on stupid Soviet Union for doing this to him.
=== Big BOOM! ===
One day, Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant explode and radiate everything. Chernobyl explode destroyed Chernobyl School for Special Kids, killing all prisoner and Soviet stupid. Captain 90 rise out of ash, like glorious potato after volcano erupt, and was irradiated, like glow stick but not like great nightstick; he got no power from radiation and is reason why look like raisin. Captain 90 walked away with atomic literal broken heart, to parent house who not recognize him, for he is irradiated. This made him so mad, he go back to Chernobyl and build fantastic powerful, nuclear sludge thrower. With sludge thrower, he go back to house and kill parents. He felt no remorse. 
=== Killing Spree ===
In mothertown, he destroy school and kill all kid and teacher. No remorse, no mercy, he kill rest of mothertown. He love nuclear smell and scream sounds of innocent. 
He walk all way to Kremlin and kill whoever was there. There was no supreme leader or top administrator there, so he destroy Moscow. But destroy Moscow felt him empty inside. He realize that kill is not fulfil. Glorious Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan found him surrendered and took him for negotiation. Captain 90 was honest them about misdeeds. Some Captains suggest kill him. Some Captains suggest gulag him forever. But Glorious Captain 20 spare him and give second chance.
== Redemption(?) ==
Captain 20 gets Captain 90 to change ways and Captain 90 is now proud member of awesome Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan and no longer kill innocent people. But he brutally kill criminal all time, which invigorate him to love killing again. 
Captain 20 decision to let Captain 90 in clan was controversial, but since he is great leader, they let him make tough decision.
== Powers & Such ==
*This guy lie to everyone in Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan; he has one power: he is immune to nuclear radiation. No one has sent 90 to gulag for this and he still in clan.
Like other captains of Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan, 90 has great many weapon. He has:
* Nuklear Sludgethrower that throws radiation and toxins
* Magnum Deagle with depleted uranium bullet
That is it. Captain 90 may not be in clan for long.
== Trivia ==
* His mask is useless. It is for to make enemy fear him. Is good laugh for the Chuck Norris and rest of Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan
* The electro stuff is not power, but is cosmetic result of nuke
* Electro in eye make him look like girl! XDDDD! XD! XDD1!1
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