Dan Vs. SpongeBob

Dan Vs. SpongeBob is a Dan Vs. and SpongeBob episode.
== Plot ==
Dan Vs. SpongeBob is about jobless and angered Dan who rages over SpongeBob who is enthusiastic Dan raged when to him it looks like The Krusty Krab is bigger then Burgerphile a Californian restaurant he likes in the series. His friend Chris and Chris's wife Elise hate tagging in in Dan's wild revenges and tries to kill SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr Krabs and Bubble Bass wildly.
== Transcript ==
(The episodes cuts at Dan's apartment complex)
Dan: Man I want Burgerphile.
(Dan stares at the TV and SpongeBob plays)
Dan: The fuck is that bs?
Dan: SPONGEBOB!
(Dan rages to Elise and Chris's house) and (Elise and Chris sit on the couch)
Chris: This is a good show and is kinda adorable to watch. 
Elise: It is Chris and it was a show that came out 25 years ago. 
(Punches the TV wildly)
Dan: SPONGEBOB!! is a dumb and naive Sponge for children and babies though SpongeBob has good jokes and it premiered in 1999!!!
Chris: Dan stop breaking our TV's! the fuck now I'm gonna buy another set 
Mr Mumbles: (Cat noises)
Elise: Okay Chris and Dan let's have burgers at Burgerphile and not raging about kids shows.
(Dan, Chris and Elise get in the car)
Dan: Good I'm f**king hungry.
Chris: Dan I'm gonna watch more SpongeBob when we get our food.
Dan: STFU! Christopher you're not fucking watching that after we pay burgers 
Chris: My name is obviously ''Chris'' Dan.
Dan: I don't care Chris that is bullshit. (laughs)
Elise: SpongeBob is good honey.
Dan: What the hell is everybody at? Burgerphile is closed!! for worse
Elise: Didn't you want to get revenge on them and to make then to get your money back?
Chris: Yeah I think in 2012 for putting ''cheese on his burger.'' 
Dan: I'm lactose intolerant no bullshit I like Burgerphile, SpongeBob will be on my good revenge list. They put gross weed! on my burger with cheese. 
Elise: SpongeBob is too friendly to have revenge Dan. (angered) 
Dan: SpongeBob is dumb and he is like a grown baby!
Elise: I'm going home later Chris and Dan! love you Chris.
Dan: I knew she would leave when I would have my fucking revenge list. and I want to kill SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr Krabs and the squid.
Chris: Dan that is horrible and evil! you would obviously be arrested.
SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab is in Los Angeles! 
Mr Krabs: Good me boy! California is a free country to me! 
Dan: STFU! Sponge kid, Krabs and dumb starfish you ruined Burgerphile!!! for me and my idiotic friend and one California is a state dumbfuck! 
Mr Krabs: (Rages) You're a angered old jerk like Plankton and I'm not a dumbfuck! 
Patrick: I don't work at the Krusty you're being a jerk! to my good old friend SpongeBob 
(SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Dan and Chris fight) 
Dan: Get a non burger job! I'm not a worker. 
Chris: Dude but you don't have a job! in Los Angeles!!! 
Dan: STFU! Chris I had a couple. 
Burgerphile Worker: What's with the raging and anger here? 
Dan: SPONGEBOB!!!! (rages) (Dan Vs. SpongeBob SquarePants logo appears, some dramatic music plays and SpongeBob plays his flute nose) 
 
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