Farm Flood

Farm Flood is the first episode of Season One in Bikini Bottom Jenkins.
==Synopsis==
Old Man Jenkins' house experiences a flood, so he has to stay at his friend Old Man Walker's place. However, Walker doesn't seem to know how to handle housekeeping.
==Transcript==
(Old Man Jenkins is sitting in his rocking chair in his living room, when he hears rain)
Old Man Jenkins: Why do I hear water sounds? Don’t we already live underwater? And why am I talking to myself again? Each year I just get more insane, I swear to Neptune.
(The rain gets heavier)
Old Man Jenkins: That's no good...
(He notices that the water is rising inside of his house)
Old Man Jenkins: Dang it, it’s another flood! Gotta save as much as I can!
(He darts around the house, saving a few of his family photos, his radio, his phone, and his entire TV receiver)
Old Man Jenkins: Gotta have that cable! (he then grabs the TV and heads out)
(The camera pans over to the interior of Jenkins’ house, where the water rises to half the height of the house)
Old Man Jenkins: Good thing I got out of there quick. This kinda thing has happened to me more than once. Now I just need a place to stay. Maybe my grandson will actually pick up for once.
(He attempts to call his grandson, but he gets a voice message instead)
Jenkins’ grandson: Hey yo, it’s ya boy, Young Kid Jenkins. If you’re getting this message, get lost, you weirdo. (message ends)
Old Man Jenkins: One of these days… Guess I’m left with no choice but to stay with my long-time friend Walker.
(Cut to Jenkins knocking on Walker’s door. He answers)
Walker: Who are you, are you selling girl scout cookies?
Jenkins: It’s Jenkins, you old coot.
Walker: Oh yeah. Hey Jenkins, what’s going on here?
Jenkins: My house just flooded.
Walker: Oh, that’s too bad! You wanna stay at my place, you can. I got an extra rocking chair.
Jenkins: Uhh… deal.
Walker: It’ll be nice to have some company around for once. My wife left me for another man.
Jenkins: That’s too bad.
Walker: Well anyway, make yourself at home. I’ll be doin’ some uh… dishes. Haven’t done those in a while.
Jenkins: Ya don’t have a dishwasher?
Walker: Boy, this house is almost as old as me. Back in my day we did-
Jenkins: Manual labor. Give me a break, I’m even older than you are.
Walker: Oh, right.
(Walker walks away to do the dishes, but bumps into a wall)
Walker: What a fox!
Jenkins: Riiiight. To the rocking chair this old geezer goes.
(Jenkins spots a nearby rocking chair and sits down in it, slowly rocking in it as he starts snoring)
Walker: Now, how do you turn this sink on again? Uhh… this one?
(He turns on the hot water, and Walker runs his hand through it, only for his hand to burn to a crisp)
Walker: Oh dear. Not again.
(Walker blows his hand, and his hand comes back. Jenkins is currently having a dream where he is riding his childhood toy train)
Jenkins: Woo-hoo! I like trains!
Random guy: I also like trains.
Jenkins: Hey, we can be train pals!
Random guy: I like trains.
(A larger train runs over Jenkins, and he wakes up, gasping)
Jenkins: I’m not dead yet! It’s a summer miracle!
Walker: What did ya say, Jenkins?
Jenkins: I’m not dead yet!
Walker: That’s surprisin’. I just finished the dishes… I think.
(Jenkins inspects the dishes)
Jenkins: These aren't clean at all! What in the heck did you use to clean these?
Walker: Uhh… my dishwashing sock?
Jenkins: You dang fool, there's no such thing as a dishwashing sock!
Walker: My meemaw was a good liar then, I must say.
Jenkins: Indeed she was. Either that or your memory is worse than a goldfish.
Walker: We’re all goldfish!
Jenkins: Walker, do you even know what a goldfish is?
Walker: Uhh… I don’t remember.
Jenkins: Exactly. Just lemme do the dishes instead.
Walker: No, no, I got this. I’ll use this spoon instead!
(Jenkins facepalms. Bubble transition to dinner time, where Walker is slowly and shakily bringing the food to the table)
Jenkins: What is this stuff, anyway?
Walker: It's my grandma’s old family recipe! Grilled naggy daddies!
Jenkins: Don't you mean Krabby Patties?
Walker: Heavens no. It's a family recipe!
Jenkins: Alright, alright.
(Jenkins takes a look at the naggy daddy. A close up shot of a gross looking patty is shown along with a screaming sound effect)
Jenkins: Are you sure you made this correctly?
Walker: I'm sure of it, buddy.
Jenkins: Well okay…
(Jenkins slowly takes a bite out of the patty, and swallows)
Jenkins: Y'know this isn't so bad-
(Cut to a gravestone in a graveyard.)
Kid: Why? Why did he have to go, why?!
Dad: He killed a man, son, he killed a man.
(The two of them walk away as the name of the gravestone is revealed to be Dennis. Cut back to the Walker house)
Jenkins: Why do I have a grim feeling in the pit of my stomach? Oh well. (takes another bite)
Walker: Oh, I need to use the bathroom…
(Walker slowly gets up to use the bathroom, but falls down into a bunch of Scrabble letters.)
Jenkins: Dag nabbit, not again.
(Jenkins rearranges the scrabble letters to spell out “OLD MAN WALKER”, and he turns back into his normal self)
Walker: Why thank you, missy.
(Jenkins sighs as Walker enters the bathroom)
Jenkins: I should probably go check if the flood is gone now.
Walker: (off-screen) I'm all out of paper!
Jenkins: Use yer hand!
Walker: (off-screen) What do I look like, an animal?
(Jenkins hesitantly gets up and goes to help Walker. Bubble transition to Jenkins watching his cable TV in the guest bedroom)
Jenkins: Ha! That hippo is so funny it makes me want to get a sandwich!
(He gets up off the bed and enters the kitchen to make a sandwich. However, he notices that Walker is sleepwalking towards the fridge)
Walker: Don’t you have any brains…
Jenkins: AHH! HE’S GOTTEN INFECTED! (he pulls out his cane) DIE, ZOMBIE!
(Walker wakes up and notices a bump on his head)
Walker: Huh? Did I fall down the stairs again, honey?
Jenkins: Oh good you’re not actually a zombie. You were just sleepwalkin’.
Walker: Oh yeah, I forgot. Don’t call me Walker for nothin’, I guess.
Jenkins: You know what? I’m outta here. Sorry but you’re gonna have to learn to live on your own.
Walker: But I already know how to live on my own-
Jenkins: Eh, shaddap! I’m getting my stuff and leaving.
Walker: Hey, I tried using your cable thingy to connect to my phone. It didn't work.
(Pan over to a shot of Jenkins’ TV receiver covered in soda and glue)
Jenkins: Ugh… why did I even bother?
Walker: You bothered cause you cared.
Jenkins: Yeah I guess that's true. Anyways, I'm leaving this dump. Hopefully my house is back in shipshape by the time I get there.
(Bubble transition to Old Man Jenkins walking back to his house, and notices a repair man waiting for him)
Repairman: Mornin’, old timer.
Jenkins: So… did ya fix it?
Repairman: The house? Yeah, but it's gonna cost you.
(He shows Jenkins the bill, and Jenkins’ eyes literally pop out of their sockets) and onto the ground)
Repairman: Oh thanks, this'll cover the costs precisely. (He takes Jenkins’ eyeballs and stores them in his bag)
Jenkins: Great, now I'm legally blind…
(“The End” shows up on the screen)
(Meanwhile, Walker’s house is experiencing its own flood. Almost the entire room is submerged. Walker is wearing swimming gear and a scuba mask and swims to the fridge.)
Walker: (muffled) Finally found the omelette.
(He grabs it out of the fridge and begins eating it as the episode ends)
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