Bloom and Doom Seeds Factory

By BGB64
==Characters==
===Plants===
*Peashooter
*Sunflower
*Snow Pea
*Tall-nut w/ mirror
*Gatling Pea
*Flower Pot
*Flying Pot
*Sun-shroom
*Puff-shroom
*Hypno-shroom
*Scaredy-shroom
*Ice-shroom
*Fume-shroom
===Zombies===
*Flag Zombie
*Zombie
*Cone Zombie
*Bucket Zombie
*Bungee Zombie
*Laser Gun Zombie
*Hypno-shroom Zombie
*Screendoor Zombie
*Newspaper Zombie
*Dr. Edgar Zomboss w/ Zombot
*Dr.Edgar Zomboss w/ Bomber Helicopter
===Others===
*Crazy Dave
*Crazy Jave
*Dr. Edgar Eggcrack
*Miss. Bloom
*Moocow (See A Blockey Encounter)
==Scenes==
===Factory===
*Front Lawn (Infront of the parking in floor 0)
*Reception (Floor 1)
*Pea Producement (Floor 2)
*Sunny Sands (Floor 3)
*Nutty Nutforest (Floor 4)
*Shroomy Sea (Floor 5)
==Story==
===Beggining===
It has been years of surviving with just guts and a spoon, but Bloom and Doom Seed Co. has finally opened! All the employees are in the reception.
Miss. Bloom: So, I will show you employees around the place.
Crazy Jave: Do we get cake at the end of the tour?
Miss. Bloom: No.
Moocow (Sadly): Moooo
Crazy Dave: Don't worry guys, I have cake for us!
Dr. E Eggcrack: Fantastic!
Crazy Dave: It'll cost you each $5,000.
Dr. E Eggcrack: Not so fantastic...
Miss. Bloom: Are we going to stand here forever or see the plants?
Crazy Jave: That's a retorical question, isn't it?
Miss. Bloom: Yup.
Everyone goes in the elevator to floor 2.
Elevator: Self Destruct in 10. 9. 8.
Miss. Bloom: Elevators don't self destruct!
Elevator: This one does. 4. 3.
Moocow (Scared): MOOOOOOOOOOO!
Elevator: 2. 1unununununnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ERROR. ERROR. Cannot light fuse.
Crazy Dave: Yay.
The Elevator Explodes and everybody gets knocked down to the front lawn.
Crazy Jave & Crazy Dave: Noooooooooooooooooooo-
Crazy Jave: We're ok.
Flag Zombie: Brainz
Dr. E Eggcrack: Guys, we have a problem. The zombies got in.
Crazy Jave: I think we can all clearly see that.
Crazy Dave: Because you're crazy! And so am I!
===Day===
Miss. Bloom: Well, atleast we can test these plants now.
Peashooter: Yay!
Miss. Bloom: You can talk?!
Sunflower: And we can sing. Theres a zomb-
Peashooter: Shut up. we can all see there's a zombie and you sing terribly.
Sunflower: Well start shooting then!
Peashooter starts shooting at the flag zombie, more normal zombies come.
Peashooter: I could use some help here...
Snow Pea: Ok!
All the zombies get slowed down.
Snow Pea: By the way sunflower, how did you get here? Only pea plants are on floor two.
Sunflower: The explosion also busted a small hole in floor three and I jumped trough.
Sunflower's Pot: Actually, I jumped through while you were just sitting in me lazily.
Miss. Bloom: The pots talk too?!
Peashooter's Pot: We're pots for planting. Yet we're also plants. HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET?
Crazy Dave: No. Why? Because I'm crazy and so is my brother!
Crazy Jave: Yeah! Also, on an unrelated note, look out for the coneheads and bucketheads!
Dr. E Eggcrack: There are too many! I'll go out there and shoot 'em with my mega laser.
Dr. E Eggcrack goes out behind some rubble and starts firing the laser.
Bungee Zombie: Yeeeeeeha!
Dr. E Eggcrack gets taken by the bungee zombie, dropping the laser gun.
Miss. Bloom: One of them picked up the laser gun!
Crazy Dave: Anyone got a mirror?
Miss. Bloom: Now is not the time for fashion!
Peashooter gets killed by the laser gun zombie.
Crazy Jave: Here's one!
Crazy Dave: Go get a tall-nut!
Crazy Jave: OK!
Crazy Jave climbs up the broken elevator wire to floor 4 and takes a tall-nut. On the way down he kills a conehead.
Crazy Dave: Pass me the mirror and the tall-nut!
Crazy Jave gives Crazy Dave the tall nut and the mirror and Crazy Dave puts the mirror and the tall nut in front of the snow pea.
Snow Pea: Do you really think I can protect this lawn by myself? Get gatling pea and threepeater!
Gatling Pea: Hi! I'm in a plane flower pot!
Flying pot: Yo 'sup
===Night===
Meanwhile, in the middle of the graveyard...
Bungee Zombie: Edgar. Join the zombies. Feast on brains. And get to lead us!
Hypno-shroom Zombie: Look into my eyes. Forget all those plants and join the zombies.
Dr. E Eggcrack: Yes. I will destroy those foolish living ones. and I shall change my name to Dr. Edgar Zomboss!
-insert evil laugh here-
Bungee Zombie: Yes. We will eat their yummy brainz! Nothing can stop us!
Back at the factory...
Crazy Dave: Yeah, we sure rekilled 'em.
Crazy Jave: Uh oh. It's turning night. no more solar power from the sun.
Sunflower: You have me fools! I'll get you sun!
Sunshroom: And me! Hate the stuff, but since you love it so much, you can have all of it!
Puff-shroom:  I don't need sun!
Snow pea: Yeah, but you can't fire as far.
Hypno-shroom: Maybe he could learn to paralyse zombies with his cuteness.
Hypno-shroom and Hypno-shroom Zombie (To each other): Lookintomyeyes!
Puff-shroom: Thats called hypno-hypno. 3, 2, 1...
Hypno-shroom and Hypno-shroom Zombie imploded each other.
Puff-sroom: And that's what it does.
Snow pea: Guys, we have shooting to do here!
Puff-shroom: I'll plant more of myself while shooting.
Scaredy-shroom: Guys, what if we don't kill all of the zombies what if we die what then??
Sun-shroom: Pull yourself together! We won't die! We will destroy the zombies!
Meanwhile, at Dr. Zomboss's Lab:
Dr. Zomboss: We will destroy the plants and eat the living one's brains!
Bungee Zombie: I'll take out the snow-pea!
Screen Door Zombie: I'll use this screen door shield!
Newspaper Zombie: I'll read this newspaper!
Dr. Zomboss: Really?
Newspaper Zombie: It'll be good!
Back at the factory...
Sunflower: Wait, how did all you mushrooms even get here? You're on floor 5!
Sun-shroom: Oh, we just woke up and heard the zombies so we came down the elevator shaft to help.
Sunflower: Oh.
Ice-shroom: I'll freeze all the zombies while planting another of myself.
Ice-shroom freezes the zombies.
Fumeshroom: Ohhai guys.
Sunflower: Hi.
Crazy Dave: *yawn* this is getting boring.
Crazy Jave: Oh look a meteor!
Crazy Jave & Crazy Dave get blown up by the meteor.
Crazy Dave & Crazy Jave: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Crazy Dave: We're ok.
Moocow (Happily): Mooooooo!
===Surprize!===
Miss. Bloom: Uh oh.
Moocow (Confused): Moooooooo?
Miss. Bloom: Over there (Pointing at the road)
Crazy Dave: Dr. Eggcrack?!
Dr. Zomboss (in zombot): Surprize! People don't call me that anymore. I AM DR. EDGAR ZOMBOSS!
-insert evil laugh here-
Crazy Jave: Meh...
Cattail: 'su- oh. The Zombot is.
Sea-shroom: Hi mushrooms! I'm an aquatic mushroom!
Zombot starts attacking
Sun-shroom: That could be a problem.
Snow Pea: I can't slow it down!
Ice-shroom: I can!
Ice-shroom freezes just after zomboss spits a fireball
Crazy Dave: And you froze the fireball!
Puff-shroom: You mean extinguished.
Miss. Bloom: Whatever.
Zomboss thaws out
Gatling Pea: I'll fly up and constantly spit peas at him.
Snow pea and puff-shroom get killed by a plasma laser before deflecting off mirror tall-nut
Tall-nut: Wait, how did that get snow pea?! He was behind me!
Sunflower: Oh well. Focus on more important things.
Gatling Pea: Guys, I found the weak spot! Shoot at the control panel!
Dr. Zomboss's Zombot gets blown to peices, and Dr. Zomboss gets rescued by a bungee zombie.
Sun-shroom: Oh. This is bad.
Sunflower: What?
Sun-shroom: Look up.
Sunflower looks up and sees a bomber helicopter flying with Dr. Zomboss inside.
Miss. Bloom: The factory!
Dr. Zomboss drops a bomb on the factory, completely destroying it.
The End!
==Trivia==
*The idea for the exploding elevator came from a part of a movie where the guy said "rescue pods don't self destruct!" and the robot said "this one does."
*Moocow is a cow that warped in from Minecraft.
**This is the reason this story has the category "Crossover Fanfics".
*The hypno-hypno is probably one reason why there were no hypno-shroom zombies in PvZ, although the main reason is it's a mushroom.
**Although maybe they would just have no effect on each other.
*The title is a referance to the writing on every seed packet in game; "Bloom and Doom Seeds Co."
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