The Dave Movie/Transcript

==Transcript==
===The Eye of the Storm===
[We hear a sputnik beeping as we see the standard WB shield zooming in from the darkness and into the red looney tunes rings. The banner appears around the shield with the words "FEATURE ANIMATION", and the shield comes to a stop. The byline "A TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY" fades in afterwards, and the logo darkens as it fades away as the sputnik beeping sounds begins to disappear to silence. "WARNER BROS. presents" fades in on-screen for a few second and fades out and the film's title fades in and it zooms in slowly and then rapidly towards the viewer.]
[Then it cuts to space, the sputnik orbits from the distance to the right and to the left towards the viewer as the camera pans to reveal the planet earth and the sunrise. "EARTH 1957" fades in below, and fades out afterwards. The storm is brewing around the side of North America, the sputnik orbits away and the camera pans past the moon and we see a bright dot in the distance. It zooms in rapidly past the viewer to reveal itself as a comet and the camera pans back to planet earth where the comet is heading towards the eye of the storm. The camera zooms in towards the storm, and the flash transitions the scene to the an ocean waving rapidly. "SOMEWHERE OFF THE COAST OF MAINE" appears below, and fades out as a ship appears in the ocean.]
:Bob Joyce: Mayday! Mayday! [the scene changes to Bob piloting his ship] This is the Annabelle. I've lost my bearings! I'm taking on water. My last and India Golf niner-niner and 68 degrees.... [he begins to notice the comet crashing landing in the distance]
:Voice on the radio: Portland Station to Annabelle. What is...
:Bob Joyce: [grabbing the radio to reply] Disengage. Repeat, disengage. Off the coast somewhere near Rockwell! Wait a minute. [he notices a lightbeam in the distance] The lighthouse! I see it!
[The lightbeam turns around and another lightbeam appears, Bob's relived look fades away. The ship then crashes into the metallic structure, causing the hull to break apart and Bob to fall through the window and on deck. Bob looks up and gasps and as the camera pans upwards to reveal the silhouette of a purple robot with light red eyes. Bob slowly backs away, but the waves engulf him and wash him off the ship. Bob begins to swim up the surface as the ship sinks, the waves crash into the rocky cliff and they drain away to reveal Bob had made it on one of the rocks. He looks up as the camera pans up several rocky features to see an actual lighthouse, its lightbeam engulfs the screen.]