For the Spiking and the Drinking (song lyrics)

Randomly created by breetheferaldragonlady (with inspiration from a bunch of the others) during the feast at the beginning of Season 2. Please sing to the tune of "For the Dancing and the Dreaming"
== Lyrics ==
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I’ll spike the drinks and other things
while throwing pies at Kiri
and gladly chug the bubble tea
because I will be merry
No tater tots
nor black-burned fish
will stop me from being cheery
and when you join
our joyous dance
you’ll always be beside me
If you will dance and drink with me
you never will be lonely
we’ll wipe some pie on Vox’s shirt
And then he’ll have stopped caring
But i would bring you drinks galore
and maybe write drunk poetry
if you get hit with a raw fish
you better wish it were herring
I care not for your bubble tea
for I have got my own
and if you hit me with a fish
you’ll soon be ded-(ded) in Hel
Squished potatoes and other things
for the spiking and the drinking
and when the king brings ‘bout his head
I’ll hit him with a herring
I’ll spike the drinks and other things
while throwing pies at Kiri
and gladly chug the bubble tea
because I will be merry__NOTOC__
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