Not Days

NOT DAYS!
==Personality==
Not Days is cheery, laid-back and very enigmatic. Not many of his words or actions can be explained unless you're him. He loves almost everybody, collects many strange or anomalous objects, and blows kisses to grannies. Not Days does not feel any empathy, and doesn't seem to understand that other people feel things too. He just does what he wants, all day, every day. Usually this goes fine for him, but he can tend to get easily bored or very fussy if things don't go his way, and often resorts to taking out his anger on other nearby things.
==Appearance==
Not Days looks pretty cool and awesome. He has a cool clown nose. What kind of hirse is he? I dunno. HEAD LUMP!! LETS GO! Whatever. He is cyan as heck and has a funny face. and a clown nose lol. Also his screen is hot pink and the inside of his mouth is all pink and poisony!!!! His blood is all pink too!
==Powers and Abilities==
===Image Displaying===
Not Days can display the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked in full color, in it's entirety, on his tummy using his screen. There is no audio, but he knows every scene by heart and will gladly provide it for you.
===Toxic===
Not Days' saliva and blood burns and stings. If it gets inside a wound, your blood will turn blue. It's also poisonous, so even if your stomach lining can take the burn, maybe best not to make out with/vampire bite this one.
===Splinter-Proof===
Not Days cannot get splinters. There is no discernible reason for this.
==Current inventory==
===Stashed===
(Not Days keeps all of these items hidden about his office.)
*Funpark's Pokéball, though Funpark herself roams free in the office.
*6 Ghag-Flavored Donuts
*an OUYA game console
*a box full of dead beetles
*the rule sheet for the board game "Sorry!"
*a voodoo doll of Days
*a picture of Not Days when he is exactly 23.9 years old (taken from within a bush, from a distance)
*a plastic model of a lowercase "r" in comic sans font
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*a broken minifridge constantly leaking water
*something he calls "Walking Talking Ghaggy 2.0"
*a suit and tie, all patterned with a floral texture
*a banana preserved exclusively for someone named "Dapper"
*a prosthetic leg
*allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
== Trivia==
*Not Days has too many hexes, curses, and bad omens on him to count.
*Not Days' favorite game is DOGE2048.
**He is also bad at it.
*Not Days has a myriad of physical development issues.
**Not Days' wings are completely failing to grow properly.
*He frequently stalks Da Zone members. His favorite members to stalk are Keypad, Muddy, and Colors.
*Not Days speaks without a space in between the first two words of each sentence. For example: "imtotally gonna do it! lolget tipped nerd"
*Not Days has friends.
*He is in your house.
**Nevermind, he's gone :p
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