Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob's Easter Day Special/Transcript

[The episode starts at Krusty Krab with Squidward snoring and muttering. SpongeBob, who is in the kitchen, takes an order from the order window, puts it in front of his face and scans it. He squeals and his eyeballs turn into Krabby Patties. He Throws the order down, goes to the freezer, opens the door, walks inside and gets a Krabby Patty between two pieces of paper; he brings it to the grill and removes the top piece of paper.]
Spongebob: Ooh-wah! [He crumples up the piece of paper and throws it into the garbage can, which on the other side of the room. He puts the patty on the grill on the side that does not have paper on it. He removes the remaining piece of paper, crumples it up and throws it out the order window, where it bounces of Squidward's head, who is still sleeping, and lands in the garbage can next to him. The scene changes to SpongeBob powering up the Slice-O-Matic and splits himself into small naked SpongeBobs that jump into sink full of soapy water, so they can wash the dishes. After getting the job done, they all go to the grill (there is nine of them) where the real SpongeBob is reconstructed with his spatula in his hand.] Oh! [He flips the patty, puts the spatula in his pocket and flies through order window, waking up Squidward by taking his hat off.]
Squidward: Hmm? Who's that? [Puts his hat back and goes back to sleep.]
Spongebob: [Lands on a beam where a bucket and a mop are prepared, ties rope to his hat, takes mop puts his head and does the victory screech. Jumps of the beam and mops floor while swinging across the Krusty Krab. He continues to mop the floor but this time he spins while leaving water tracks in a form of "Z" on the floor. He gets back on the beam.] Ah! [Takes spatula out of his pocket, leans himself off the beam again, he cuts the rope tied to his hat, he flies back to the kitchen through order window and takes a patty of the grill. He lands near a counter with containers with the Krabby Patty ingredients and makes two halves of a patty.] Hmm, something's missing. [Realizes what is missing and runs towards a cabinet with pickles and opens it. He picks which one it is and takes it.] Aha! June 15th. [He shakes the jar, opens the lid, slurps some of the pickle juice, evaluates it in his mouth, and returns it to the jar.] Fine month for pickles. [He goes back to the counter and adds two pickles and adds a slice of lettuce which was on the other side of the patty, he then connect both halves, he then exit from kitchen with the fully-made Krabby Patty] Order up! [He wakes Squidward and Squidward's hat falls off.] One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky-clean Krusty Krab. Man, oh, man, do I love my job! [Mr. Krabs taps him on the shoulder] Hey, Mr. Krabs. What's the good word?
Mr. Krabs: Well, actually, SpongeBob, uh, there's three words. IT'S EASTER DAY!!!
Spongebob: Easter Day?! Here At the Krusty Krab? That's Exciting!
Mr. Krabs: It Sure Is Not Listen Up you 2, You May Only Put Krabby Patties in Each Egg.
Spongebob: What is Squidward Gonna Do Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: He'll Be The Easter Bunny and Make Sure You Deliver One of These Baskets.
Spongebob: Yes Sir!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs What Does These Krabby Patties Taste Like?
Mr. Krabs: Candy.
(Cuts Into Spongebob and Squidward Delivery Baskets to Each Bikini Bottom Town)
Spongebob: [Delivers the Basket to Incidental 6's House] I Sure Hope The Kids Would Come to the Krusty Krab for an Easter Egg Hunt, Right Squidward?
Squidward: [sights] Right.
Spongebob: [Delivers the Basket to Incidental 27's House]
Squidward: What Am'I Gonna Do If Mr. Krabs Celebrates Easter in the Krusty Krab?
Spongebob: My Thought Is Squidward We Let Kids to Go Easter Egg Hunting.
Squidward: Nevermind That Let's See What Mr. Krabs Has to Say About That?
[Cuts into the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: So Spongebob You Said You Had a Thought That Their Children going on an Easter Egg Hunt?
Spongebob: Yes Mr. Krabs That's What Kids Do.
Mr. Krabs: Well That Lad is a Large Idea, Now Get Out There And Announce Them That Easter Egg Hunting Now Open!
Spongebob: Yes Sir!
Kid #1: Hey Look There's Easter Going on at The Krusty Krab!
(Children Runs Towards the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: Are You Kids Ready for Easter Egg Hunting?!
Children: Yeah!
Kid #2: I Got 20 Eggs!
Kid #1: I Got 10 Eggs!
Kid #3: I Got 45 Eggs!
Spongebob: Look at them Squidward Their Getting the Hang of This Easter.
Squidward: And What Would They Think of Me As an Easter Bunny?
Spongebob: Well They Would Say Thank You.
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