Sexy Time

Sexy Time is the twentieth episode of Total Drama SBFW. It premiered on October 20th, 2019 and was written and co-directed by DanzxvFan8275.
==Transcript==
(episode begins with a Dan confessional)
Dan: I think it’s time.
(Image confessional)
Image: I think it’s time.
(Bot confessional)
Bot: (stroking his increasingly hardening member) WAIT FUCK STOP WATCHING!
(shows Dan and Image together)
Image: It’s the home stretch. I need to make a bond with you.
Dan: Yeah, I agree. I could use someone like you.
Image: I could too, and not only in terms of the game!
Dan: (thinking) Hmm… what do I do… (rips his shirt off and starts hugging Image)
Image: Wow… nice move. I think it’s mutual. (starts to kiss Dan as it quickly escalates, cutting to the outside of the place)
Alex: Welp, it's time to sleep. (as he’s trying to get in bed, he hears loud moaning in the distance) What the hell? I thought Liz wasn’t at school! (walks over to hear obvious love being made, as he puts on a dirty look) Of fucking course. Why does this bullshit have to happen?
(cuts to Dan and Image finishing)
Image: Ah, Dan, that was amazing!
Dan: Yeah. This could work.
(cuts to Bot behind Vanessa)
Bot: I shall use the unfailable pick-up line!
(grabs Vanessa’s ass)
Bot: OH YEAH BABY 
Vanessa: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Bot: Uhh… 
(Bot takes off his pants and jizzes right on Vanessa’s breasts)
Vanessa: FUCKING HELL!
Bot: Sorry. Take two.
(cuts to new scene)
Bot: Vanessa.
Vanessa: Yeah, Bot?
Bot: Are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you!
Vanessa: We’re British, we don’t have school shootings.
Bot: Right. Well, will you go out with me?
Vanessa: Yes, baby!
(camera crew pulls up to the house, as Chris Hansen walks in)
Chris Hansen: Hey, you! (points to Vanessa) How about you take a seat, take a seat, right there?
Vanessa: Who are you?
Chris Hansen: I want to know who you are. Dating a minor is against the law. You were already being caught comparing breast sizes with a 12 year ol-
Vanessa: She’s 13 now!
Chris Hansen: STOP BEING A PEDOPHILE!
Vanessa: Fine. Sorry Bot.
(Bot has a noticeably smaller bulge in his pants)
(Bot confessional)
Bot: Fuck, man.
(Vanessa confessional)
Vanessa: Welp, that sucked.
(cuts to Joey, Cici, and Purps)
Purps: Well, now that this is the first time in the episode where we talk about game, who do we vote out?
Cici: Definitely Bot.
(Cici confessional)
Cici: We can NOT have people who jack off during confessionals in this game. Disgusting.
Joey: Can I be honest?
Cici: Sure, as long as it has nothing to do with evicting me.
Joey: Nevermind then.
(Dan and Image walk by making out; they stop for a second before continuing)
Dan: Love that tongue girl.
Image: Yours too!
Dan: Anyway, what are you guys up to?
Cici: (ignores Dan) Joey, what do you mean “nevermind then?”
Joey: What do you think?
Purps: Damn…
Cici: I know, right! Why would he want me gone?!
Purps: Well, actually, I was referring to Image’s D cups.
Dan: (looks over) THEY’RE MINE, BITCH!
Purps: But yeah, it is kinda weird.
Joey: Cici, I don’t like your attitude.
Cici: That’s why? It’s a game for money, deal with it. Now let me go shoot one in the sink.
(Joey shrugs)
Purps: You do you, man.
(cuts to competition)
Alex: Greetings damn… wait, where is everyone?
(walks around the corner to a door to a room where everyone is having an orgy)
Alex: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DAMN FOOLS?
Dan: Don’t blame me, I’m only with Image.
Image: Yeah!
Alex: No, not you. Look at fucking Bot and Cici over there swallowing everything, regardless of who it came out of. No pun intended.
Joey: Me too, Alex!
Alex: Aren’t you like 10 or something like that? AND WHY THE HELL IS A 21 YEAR OLD IN THIS WITH A BUNCH OF KIDS?
(Chris Hansen walks in)
Chris Hansen: Vanessa….
Vanessa: Fuck off, Chris.
(Bot confessional)
Bot: Welp, shit, he caught us. Good thing I already finished.
Alex: (slaps his face) Come with me. (starting to walk away) Again, no pun intended.
(cuts to challenge room)
Alex: Well, what a coincidence! Today’s challenge is to see who can bust the quickest nut!
Cici: Cool! Wait…
Bot: Bruh, that’s not fair! We just busted one 5 minutes ago!
Alex: Better start praying to God, then.
(Bot and Cici look up)
God: (shaking head) What a disappointment. (rips off robe) Welp, time to go have some fun with Mary in the lake!
(cuts back to the challenge room)
Alex: Alright! Ready, set, go!
(cuts to outside of challenge room while a lot of moaning goes on in the room.)
Star Wars like text over challenge room background: We can not show you what is happening in that room due to that fascist ideology at Fandom. Also, it would just be fucking weird if we showed you 7 people, 6 of them being kids, masturbating. So, yeah. Anyway, Dan, Purps, and Vanessa seem to be the frontrunners for this challen- WAIT! I am receiving news that Purps and Vanessa are falling back, while Cici is making a comeback. It’s neck and neck between Dan and Cici, and… BOOM! Both of them go at the same time! Now for a photo finish, which we can still not describe due to it being child porn. We don’t do that here. 
Alex: Well… Dan or Cici… who will it be-be? Hah! Get it? I rhymed! Anyway… 
(Cici confessional)
Cici: This could be what makes or breaks my time here.
(Dan confessional)
Dan: I really don’t care if I win or not… I just wanted to not have blue balls. Also to show off to Image.
Alex: And the winner is…
(cuts to both of their faces in a dramatic shot)
Alex: Dan.
Dan: Yay, I guess. I don’t know. Bye guys, I’m gonna go smoke a blunt.
Alex: (deadpan) Right. Well guys, another person will leave the game tonight. And that person will not be Dan.
(cuts to debrief)
Purps (to Cici): Tough loss, man.
Cici: Yeah, I know.
Purps: Look, I’ll be on your side here. Who do you want out?
Cici: (thoughtfully) Bot. 
Purps: Okay, I’ll see what I can do.
(cuts to Image and Dan)
Image: Victory sex?
Dan: What? I just jacked off 10 minutes ago…
Image: Oh yeah. Congrats baby!
Dan: (gives into it) Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs- nah. Nah. Anyway, who do we vote out? 
Image: Cici maybe? I don’t know where his head is at.
Dan: Yeah that’s what I was thinking. 
Image: Cool! Uh, Dan, why is your dick hard?
Dan: Because you’re here!
Image: (laughs seductively)
(cuts to Vanessa and Joey)
Vanessa: Yo Joey, you’re voting Cici, right?
Joey: Huh?
Vanessa: What do yo- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
(Joey has a black censored block over his crotch as starts jacking off in front of Vanessa)
Vanessa: AHHHH!!! DAN DON’T WRITE ANY DETAIL ABOUT IT!!!
Dan (at home writing this episode): Aw, fine.
(cuts back to Vanessa confessional)
Vanessa: Goddamnit Joey… welp, time to vote you out. And I thought what Bot did was disgusting…
(cuts to voting ceremony)
Alex: Can we please not make this episode any more inappropriate than it already is? And just vote and get out of here?
Cici: Yeah.
Dan. Fine.
Bot: In fact, I brought in some crackhead dressed as mascots of SpongeBob characters.
Alex: Cool. Just vote.
(cuts to Cici voting)
Cici: Bye bye, damn fool.
(cuts to Joey voting)
Joey: Welp, you messed up.
(cuts to Vanessa voting)
Vanessa: Pervert. Wait…
(cuts to voting results)
Alex: Alright, let’s see who’s safe. Dan obviously won safety. Image and Purps received no votes.
Purps: Final 6 gang.
Alex: However, Vanessa, Bot, Cici, and Joey all received votes.
Vanessa: What?
Bot: YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! YOU TURNED ME DOWN!
Alex: Shut the fuck up. Anyway, Joey and Vanessa, you two only got one vote each. You guys are safe.
Joey: Phew. I thought my nut would have costed me!
Alex: Welp, Cici and Bot, you guys are last up. I have no idea why you guys got voted, but eh, it comes down to this. One of you got three votes, the other got two. Safe with two votes is….
(cuts to both of them looking at each other)
Alex: ...Bot.
Cici: What the hell? I seriously lost in both of the final twos today?
Alex: Yes. Anyway, unfortunately, Cici, you fall victim in this incredibly sexual degenerate episode.
Cici: See y’all.
(episode ends)
==Trivia==
*This is the first Z rated episode of Total Drama SBFW.
*This is the second episode solo-written by DanzxvFan8275, the first being Elli Versus Vanessa.
*This episode won the Best D/Z Rated Episode award at the 7th Square Logo Awards.
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