Episode 005: To Catch a Hooker. (And get back your watch).

This episode was recorded at the Art Square Theatre.
== Summary ==
Matt and Paul, exchange their 2nd and 3rd hand knowledge of prostitutes in Vegas and abroad, from Dutch sex workers pension rights to Hawaii's bang and bag. Also, Paul's deep passion for animatronic bands, how early do you have to get up to LARP without being beaten, and how vanilla is Vegas's version of sin. Jock Vs. Nerd: #CancelCorbert stirs Redskins Rage and Jean Claude Van Damme's peculiar absence from Mortal Combat.
== Other Topics ==
*Sex zoos and popsicle stick faced escorts
*Nuclear pubes, vagina aged watches, and luxury get out of jail free items
*Magic cards and LARPing
*Fucktown Jamboree and the animatronic black midget tranny truck
*Animatronics make everything better/funnier
==Jock vs. Nerd ==
*What sports controversy was mocked by Stephen Colbert and inspired the #CancelColbert campaign on Twitter?
**Dan Snyder starting a foundation to benefit Native Americans while keeping the Redskins as the name of the NFL team he owns.
*Ed Boon voiced a character in what Midway pinball machine?
**Funhouse (voiced Rudy the ventriloquist dummy)
== Guests/Characters ==
*World War II era radio announcers by Matt and Paul
*Hotel night manager by Paul
== References ==
*The Rock-afire Explosion on Twitter
== Food Mentions ==
*Pancakes and syrup
== Trivia ==
*This was the first episode to have theme music
*This was the first episode with Jacob the Audio Guy
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