Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory

School bell rings
Michael Rosen: *knocks on bell* BOING BOING 
Kids are storming the drug store, demanding cocaine and other drugs.
Owner: Listen! Wonk's got a new one today.
Kids run out of the drug store, but realize that is a good thing and run back in.
Kids: What is it?
The Drug Store Owner takes out a stick of cocaine chalk.
Owner: THIS IS CALLED A bar.
Kid: How does he do it?
Owner: *lowers goblet* Mah boi, do you ask a fish how it flies?
Kid: No...
Owner: Or a bird how it swims?
Kid: No.
Owner: No siree, you don't! They do it because they were born! Just like Will Wonk was born. You all look like you were born!
Begins to sing
WHO-WHO-WHO can take the SuS,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in CHALK,
The candycan!
The candycan can!
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with LOL's
And makes the world taste
The candyman's can!
The candyman can 'cause he CAN.
Mandamandymancan, 'cause the world tastes good
'Cause the candyman thinks...
Owner suddenly stops singing and observes a large cocaine lolipop. Charlie, a boy from a poor family watches through the window, before walking over to the newspaper stand, where he gets his newspapers to deliver.
Mr. Joepeck: Ah, come along CHALIE. You're late. *places a roll of newspapers into Charlie's bag*
Charlie: It's pay day, Mr. Joepeck.
Mr. Joepeck: You're right. *takes newspapers out* There you are.
Charlie: *sarcasm* Thanks.
Angered, Charlie runs along the street stealing back all of his delivered newspapers. For the heck of it, he throws one into a window, shattering it. He then comes across the Wonk factory. He pears between the gates, to see a large tower with the illuminated word "WOW" on it.
Machete Guy: Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever goes in. *wheels machete cart away*