Wgdpog

WGDPog, currently going by Wohaog, is one of the longest lasting members of The Zoo having joined all the way back on June 23, 3023, and has allied himself with the evil babies.
== History ==
Wgdpog is the guy you'll never recognize because of the fact he changes his name all the time. He's currently "Red Spy in the Server". He is bartb6's eternal rival and regularly looks into crank-charged flashlights. His best known contribution to the zoo is starting "The Zoo Hunger Games". Other notable contributions include singing Linkin Park's "In The End" from memory. He definitely does NOT have an alt called gloopus monster
On the 22nd of October, 2023, Wohaog would dig up the corpse of averagejoe51423 from the landfill in preparation for their resurrection.
== Trivia ==
* Based on his hunger games icon and some of his messages, he is presumed a turret from Portal.
* His 2023 Halloween costume was a RED Spy from the Team Fortress 2
== Iconic Quotes (W.I.P) ==
It is advised against clicking on quotes that are links for reasons that should be obvious. - Administrator
If it's a tenor link it should be fine but you know what they say, better safe than sorry! - Wohaog
* "would you fucking piece of shit" - request
* "Uwu, i was just about to ask you to battwe me I purr long I'm so excited >.< I can't wait to battwe you! Nyaaaaaaaah~"
* "gyood gyayme Nyaaa~!"
* "HSUT TEUOP"
* "has someone asked jax's penis size yet?"
* "It's raining tacos"
* "can you stop talking about how you can feel the beast coming inside you"
* "the tv people have the most r34 results"
* "You awe amazing doe, Nyaative~!"
* "he broke one of the nipples"
* "Hewwo Nyaative~! >w< I purr happily"
* "(Fucking end me)"
* "#CreamerNation🔛🔝" - double quote
* "⛓ 🗣️ 🍑🚫"
* "oh god I still have the cat ears"
* "raping thing aside, I love how sarcastic the tts sounded when it said "we are very professional""
* "at least I still have this GIF"
* "HOLY PENIS"
* "yeah but how you gonna fuck her"
* "Nyaaative~! Me swears me didn't want to spweak wike dis!!!!"
* "Nyaa~! I alweady did dis punishment I go to the corner and cry"
* "not furry enough"
* ""yes moan" - moai when he smashes the flower"
-cutoff line for new quotes-
* "I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!"
* "lmao you can't cum"
* "also can you not call me bbg I don't consent @Neeklmamp"
* "I only abuse my wife"
* "do you hit a and b at the right time to kick a shell between two people to torture a boss at nuts-height?"
* "damn you do not know when to quote"
* "man you do NOT know what to quote" - double quote
* " yo mama"
* "Little did cunty know, instead of sending the message to her friends, she sent it to The Zoo"
* "my dick is at least the size of a gamecube controller"
* "i'm pretty sure there's a chart like that for Alph dick picks"
* "C-C-C-COMBO" - double quote
* "do we get louie penis?" - double quote
* "umm ackshually minor-on-minor is legal in belgium"
* "penisblast this man"
* "i do have testicles"
* "Whÿ càñ't ï éàt brócólî wîthöût ït bôthérïng mÿ stómâch Ï lóvê ît büt thê gâssës"
* "you.. you wanna sex"
* "vulva"
* "vagina"
* "pussy"
* "@Native Snap HI NATIVE"
* "naked cat"
* "I swear I don't have an alien fetish"
* "2/10 pussy"
* "Slay chicken💅🤑✨💖💄"
* "SAYS RACIAL SLUR CUTELY"
* "according to gogole"
* "i'm going to cut your neck open and shit in it" - double quote
* "https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/982654888406319117/1165037539413991434/caption.gif?ex=654564c2&is=6532efc2&hm=ee87379b9dcf9b81ff232cb7334486eeaf6682c6dfbfa26dad3d2fc5807fb477&" - triple quote
* "and make me really fucking hard"
* "everybody want to be a superstar"
* "you see what he's done to our colleagues?" - QUINTUPLE QUOTE!!
* "bro thinks he cuts a xan cake"
* "for tnite"
* "Get nutted on
* "is this incest"
* "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW."
* "gee wilikers, this quote sure does rizz my gyatt"
* "penis"
* "and no i don't have a fetish"
* "the hanged gays link"
* "Skibidi Quotes?"
* "belgium hasn't been cancelled yet"
* "i wanna fuck o'hare instead"
* "Foreman pig Foreskin pig"
* "i like everyone except @everyone (not @everyone) @Dumbass Pinger"
* "In this humorous display, it depicts a man opening a package of mints and the instant reaction of his peers around him whom are eager to partake in the consumption of the mint flavored treats. This idea is nonetheless reinforced by having a dog, which by the way would normally be unable to fathom the concept of an acquaintance sharing his mints, and to add on the typical dog would have no clue as to what a mint is, to also attempt to indulge in the consumption of the Icebreakers Coolmint candy. This is hilariously outlined by one of the acquaintances reaction as to add to the conversation "What the dog doing here?" in the typical African American vernacular manner as to emphasize comedic value. This is, in my opinion, a very hilarious clip, and it is my belief that due to its spectacular display on a very relate-able subject with a humorous twist in the form of a "Vine", that it was added to the Hilarious Vines in the Hood Compilation of 2014"
* "Samubot 18"
* "I WOUDL NEVER"
* "The Doug DimmaDOME, Owner of the Dimmsdale DimmaDOME"
* "thursday i kick cats in the balls"
* "I WANNA BULLY IOS USERS"
* "@oshabot16 (jarsh finx) i'm going to go sleep now, just don't delete this forum, otherwise have fun"
* "shut up Occupational Safety and Health Administration"
* "this is how it feels to chew 5 gum"
* "mystic when hes high: have at least 10K followers on roblox ☑️ 3,009 Followers PLEASE FOLLOW ME USERNAME: ALEX_UNBOXED ☑️ I need ☑️ Verified Badge ☑️ ☑️" - double quote
* "just take birth control piss"
* "Oshabot? More like oSHITbot"
* "yesterday I :1breadbugp2: :1bluewiggly: :1bulbear: 🖐 :1louie420: 🥩 :1bulbywhite: :1stevewut: your sister"
* "i almost accidentally sent real bowser fart"
* "dick"
* "pussy clit"
* "say "My ass is sticky""
* "penis" - double quote
* "so you know sonicchu?"
* "@dubma"
* "https://tenor.com/view/youre-youre-correction-on-youre-meme-youre-gman-gman-gif-21786686"
* "it's a show about robots with way too much porn"
* "@Dumbass Pinger call me matpat but what if charlie is theodore brittany is brittany and alph is simon but named after alvin?"
* "that song is way too fucking repetitive"
* "It hurts..." - self quote
* "she(or he idk at this point) also made boykisser's body bleed out earlier"
* "i grin at him and start playing touch my katamari on his vita again as I move my katamari faster and continue stroking his vita"
*
* "https://www.instagram.com/hot.singles/?hl=en"
* "Cum Cum Cum Cum"
* "Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum"
* "the waterwraith is cumming"
* "I slept with a 9 year old boy?????"
* "purely because I slept with your wife"
* "I'm channeling my inner cranky kong"
* "https://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=VJJ"
* "Deez nuts"
* "is that what bug cum looks like?"
* "why are you trying to eat the gift of life?"
* "no way hitler said "6:29PM" and then died?"
* "I wanna be inside your nose"
* "Hurt" - self quote
* "btw isn't your pfp already naked?"
* "M" - self quote
* "U" - self quote
* "C" - self quote
* "stop letting boykisser kiss me"
* "This is the falafelchucklemoltenplastic"
* "i just got dominated by @Louie"
* "@Louie dominate me"
* "the one who becomes sexy in the game over?"
* "the robo-titties"
* "N? more like Niggle"
* "it says you want to have sex with the security guard from half life"
* "why does this piss on people?"
* "diaper fetish"
* "WATERBOARD HEM MET TOILETWATER!!!!!"
*
* "we are going to beat your ass"
* "this is meet the demoman but the sex scene isn't censored anymore"
* "are you attracted to babies?"
* "im gonna eat you now"
* [This quote has been removed at the request of wgdpog aka wohaog]
* "I'm thrusting my ass still"
* "also I suck drink their tit juice already anyway"
* "She'd say miniature shootwacker when in bed with alph(Charlie's shootwacker is way bigger)"
* "does anyone have the video of alph juicing louie?"
* "soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi"
* "(arlo's puppet has had sex)"
* "it doesn't align"
* "goddamnit i slept with minors"
* "I'm a minor"
* "I slept with your wife 😎"
* "@Dumbass Pinger HUNG THE GAYS"
* "was mario cooming"
* "bart simpson?"
* "KILL"
* "Superschwierig"
* "I HATE QUAGGLED MIRECLOPS"
* I'd marry her just to divorce her to keep the dogs"
* "not even edp wants you"
* "WHY DOES WHO'S YOUR DADDY MUSIC GO SO FUCKING"
* "ass"
* "Ed sheerimar"
* "why do we have videos of cats dancing with penises?"
* "o jave am rekkey kood kartik promkt"
* "please don't post the flies copulating"
* "a shirtless guy isn't porn"
* "we are not doing a group m*bation session"
* "@Dumbass Pinger I do know why, It does matter how hard you try"
* "Alph has reached Koppaite sexual maturity"
* "did you report it to nintendo because nobody laughed when you posted porn?"
* "I'm so lucky that I can watch gay stuff without getting hard"
* "blast ball was a fun game"
* "rock if you have a front hole"
* "AMBATASKIBIDI"
* "I had to shove the cable into my mouse so hard I need to 2hand it to scroll"
* "but you don't touch the tits"
* "fuck"
* "your mouth isn't tit shaped"
* "poke the nipples"
* "do not grab me please"
* "(I am belgian)"
* "I hate belgians"
* "Buff Demoman tho"
* "self quote l"
* "i live for bloodshed"
* "red pikmin getting a blowjob"
* "🗑️ Removed by @wgdpog"
* "i love how I can kill epileptic people with light mode on discord and dark mode on youtube by hitting ctrl+tab"
* "i RAN OUT OF CROWBAR AMMO"
* "How the fuck did I run out of crowbar ammo"
* "my hahagufawwchuckleamalus is going off right now"
* "THERE'S BRITTANY FURRY INFLATION"
* "https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gif-25117042"
* "https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-coward-disappointed-gif-4024901"
* "is this like the cat guy sex picture?"
* "I can't say more about them other than wheatley cumming"
* "which is buttplug shaped"
* "gudbie"
* "I need to channel my inner cranky kong"
* "imagine knowing gen 9"
* "hhd"
* "people say he looks like a dick but I think you need to get it checked if dick's hole is x shaped"
* "@Pokétwo c Shitter Wing"
* "MY BALLS CAN'T EVOLVE"
* "pvz sucks"
* "I use shotcut then chroma key: simple"
* "Bosom???????????"
* "do not talk about changed"
* ":dade:"
* "I JEEPHTING ENTER PY ACCIDENT"
* "So, yeah. I'm a penis now"
* "you go fuck yourself because nobody else will"
* "holy shit it's possible that might actually be my ip in that video"
* "and sadly safesearch cannot help you"
* "like this"
* "guys look that's me on the right there 👉"
* "you said shit like "inflation i get though" i don't trust you"
* "@Dumbass Pinger HOLY SHIT THERE'S A PENIS TIDES 2"
* "penis tides"
* "daddy cool"
* "no because gays are attracted to my gender and I'd rather meet 0 of your criteria instead of 1"
* "okay, come here, I'll shoot you in your dick"
* "Thomas porn?"
* "his nut looks better in this one"
* "@everyone @everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks."
*"how does vynil kititi sond"
*"MR BARNEY"
*"If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? He came to town like a midwinter storm He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun But all he had come for was having some fun If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? He brought disaster wherever he went The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent They all ran away so nobody would know And left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go?"
*"that means that each ball is 50% Bouncing 50% Cum"
*"Ark stalked booler(booler is a minor) and them groomed him into a friendship towards the end"
*"I wanna put it in my mouth"
*"Get a fucking life"
*"Holy shit there's vore of the canadian flag"
*"sea slug amputates its disposable penis but has two spares"
*"DON'T SHOW ANIMALS CUMMING IN YOUR DOCUMENTARY"
*"normalperson reborn"
*"it's an unconsenting animal"
*"Sea slugs's penises come off"
*"I hate how his nuts look"
*"messaged minors about nsfw, say "i feel like you don't understand furry porn" unironically, a lot of other terrible stuff"
*"Fuck this shit I'm playing Half-Life source"
*"[Of COURSE annoying orange has a BanBan video](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aXiuArJN3FM)"
*[Why does this have 9.8K views?? WHO IS WATCHING THIS????????????????](https://youtube.com/watch?v=QUJo9RIWnps)"
*"thursdays"
*"I'd rather see human foot fetish content than animal foot fetish content"
*"has almost nothing to do with it"
*"je still ne comprends pas"
*"don't skin me"
*"shoot them harder"
*"fetish games aren't on 3ds"
*"I FUCKING HATE CRUMBUG"
*"FUCK YOU GOOGLE"
*"keep it colored"
*"Want you Gone"
*"I wanna punch his ass"
*"how would you react if baby shart was in smash"
*"mods, I made a typo"
*"they keep biting me"
*"now we have to do this every 2 messages"
-cutoff line for new quotes-
* "@Make it a Quote"
* "or blue wearing those james tits"
* "@fruitydevil you don't play Duke nukem 3D?" (self quote)
* "I read that as if you were ordering to drink the sex offender" (self quote)
* "I'm infertile" (self quote)
* "No." (self quote)
* "🚱"
* "We need a Hey! Pikmin 3 Deluxe" (3 was written using :1pikmin3: emote)
* "I am not plased by how you style my quotes"
* "Pikmin" (self quote)
* "GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES IT EXIST?" (self quote)
*
== Custom Quotes ==
* "Dick"
* "penis"
* "Just wanted to clear up some confusion, some confusion started by @ODarkLordHeComing, I do not want to fuck GLaDOS. She called me pale, adopted and fat why the fuck would I like her?"
* "Or alternatively there's custom quotes"
* "If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe"
* "I want a megaphone"
== Gallery ==
File:Averagejoe51423-landfill-wohaog(2).png|Wohaog digging up the corpse of averagejoe51423 in the landfill
File:Averagejoe51423-landfill-wohaog.png|Wohaog digging up the corpse of averagejoe51423 in the landfill (halloween edition)
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