The Will of Davy Hookwrecker

Times are getting tough in the Caribbean of ours, so I have decided to write my will. My possesions are to be distributed as follows: 
My three loved ships, half of my gold, Ships R Us, and various others: "Captain" Bounty Hunter Bill 
My old EITC outfit:"Lord" Lawrence Dagger(Hope it fits!)
My respect:The admins of the Wiki! 
Some of my weapons:Skull X and Shade 
Some old smelly boots:Tama 
My pet banana:First come first serve 
My magic cane and whatever Empire I'm running:Jack my son 
A rotton apple and a poisoned grape:The Fruit and his followers 
A random monkey:Hmmmm.... Big Mac :P
The rest: are to be distributed or sold by my brother and my son so that they make sure my stuff doesnt fall into the wrong hands. 
It's truely sad I must write this, but if I didn't, I fear may what become of everything. 
Fair Winds and best wishes to everyone, Davy Hookwrecker,Elven Lord
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