Breaking News, Courtyard Chaos

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= The Salvatore Scyrer Newpaper =
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Weekly News30.11.2022
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== Breaking News by Eloisa Gomez ==
Chaos in the Courtyard
Clashing, shouting, burning protest! That was the scene this evening in the Salvatore courtyard as students took extreme measures to make clear their stance on the updated dining hall menu. 
Headmistress Leah rolled out a temporary nutrition plan for the student body which you can view here. ⁠
Students in support of fermentation have been quiet. Students opposed to the new measures have ranged from curious, to riotous. LilliSummers had to say, “Health program? What about fruits? I eat lots of fruits. What’s healthier than oranges, apples, strawberries?” 
Other students were more passionate in their language, more demonstrative in their actions. “What even is GUT FLORA? I have the right to a proper meal!” hollered one anonymous protester. Between quiet trades of spaghetti and twinkies, this student railed on, “I have the right to REBEL.” Prompted to expand on their stance they shared, “I WANT TO BURN STUFFFF!” 
Several benches in the courtyard are singed. Many bushes have been burned, and restored by our own Auror Goldmeme. The benches and bushes have been protected by wards of bubbles as a countermeasure. 
Auror Gold was patient with the protest, at one time advising, “Instead of yelling, protesting, and staying angry, ask Headmistress Leah for an emergency assembly with all the students and staff who are against [the dining hall menu].” 
Will this drama escalate? Is there an end to the tug of war for power? Has anyone even tried the tiramisu?! 
On your way to class, be careful of the chaos in the courtyard. ----
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