The Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound (1992 film)/Transcript

== Opening Song (Here Comes Huckleberry Hound) ==
* Judge Judith:
* Huckleberry Hound: Hey Watch It!
* Judge Judith: The Most Fantastical Here Comes Huckleberry Hound! We're Gonna Be Celebrate. Here Comes Huckleberry Hound!
* Huckleberry Hound: Yee Haw!
* Judge Judith:
== Scene 1 ==
* Narrator:
* Pinky Dalton: Gold! Gold! Gold! I Found Gold!
* Narrator: And So Begin To Gold Rush The Miles Has Return.
* Radio Race Announcer:
* Narrator:
* Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine.
* Narrator:
* Huckleberry Hound: Yes?
* Narrator: Uh, Who Are You?
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Narrator: Did He Said To Pan For Gold?
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Narrator:
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Narrator: Not Dessert! Desert!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Narrator: The First Day Was Evening.
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Bob Huckleberry's Horse:
* Narrator:
== Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon) ==
* Rusty Nails:
* Snagglepuss:
* Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon! Dinky Dalton and Pinky Ran Up To The Town!
* Snagglepuss:
* Rusty Nails:
* Snagglepuss:
* Rusty Nails: A Cowboy Needs A Horse. He Went Up To The Moon! Cause Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
* Rusty Nails and Snagglepuss: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
== Scene 2 ==
* Rusty Nails: Now that We Got That Settled, Snagglepuss, Let's Feed Them The Ice Cream!
* Finky Dalton:
* Pinky Dalton:
* Judge Judith: Pinky, My Boy Needs To Tell You Something!
* Dinky Dalton: Judge Judith and I Are Getting Married!
* Huckleberry Hound: Nice Job, Finky!
* Pinky Dalton:
* Huckleberry Hound: Yee Haw! Yahoo!
* Dinky Dalton: Woohoo!
* Pinky Dalton:
* Finky Dalton: Let's Go To The Flea Market Now!
* Huckleberry Hound:
== Scene 3 ==
* Pinky Dalton: You're Good At... Fair?! I'll Tell You What's Not Fair Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf Watching Ever Have A Luggage Being Sold!
* Red Eye the Bartender: Sorry, But You Must Pay the Price or I Will Have to Send You to Judge Judith’s Courthouse!
* Yogi Bear:
* Boo Boo Bear:
* Red Eye the Bartender: Never Mind That.
* Hokey Wolf:
== Scene 4 ==
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Finky Dalton: (gasps)
* Pinky Dalton: So It's You!
* Dinky Dalton: Yeah, You're A Bully!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Dinky Dalton: Gotcha!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Dinky Dalton: Duh, Toodles Now Sheriff!
* Radio Race Announcer:
* Huckleberry Hound: I'm Going To Sleep.
* Narrator:
* Finky Dalton: Where's the Dalton Gang?
* Narrator:
* Pinky Dalton:
* Dinky Dalton: Duh, Yeah, That Could Be A Big Bully.
* Pinky Dalton:
* Huckleberry Hound: Yoo Hoo!
* Finky Dalton:
* Narrator: Then One Day All Night They Started To Fight Anywhere.
* Huckleberry Hound:
== Scene 5 ==
* Narrator:
* Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Looey, and Hokey Wolf:
* Huckleberry Hound: Of Course My Name Is Sheriff Huckleberry.
* Hokey Wolf:
(Quick Draw McGraw dances a russian dance)
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Hokey Wolf: Thank You.
* Rusty Nails:
== Scene 6 ==
* Huckleberry Hound: Oh, Snagglepuss!
* Snagglepuss: Hi, Huckleberry, It's Me Snagglepuss.
* Huckleberry Hound: ???
== Scene 7 ==
* Stinky Dalton: I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. (shoots gun)
* Huckleberry Hound: But You Said You Would Never Play with Guns!
* Stinky Dalton: Sorry, Huck.
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Stinky Dalton: Ho! Ho! Ho!
* Huckleberry Hound: I Do Believe That Sounds Like Santa Claus.
* Stinky Dalton: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas Huck!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Stinky Dalton:
== Song 2 (Gold! Gold! Gold!) ==
* Stinky Dalton: 🎶Money is really important to our community!🎶 Right Finky?
* Finky Dalton: Of Course Stinky!
* Pinky, Dalton, and Finky Dalton: (laughs)
* Dinky Dalton: (laughs)
* Stinky Dalton: Stop Laughing! We Got Work to Do!
* Stinky Dalton and Pinky Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!
* Dinky Dalton: Our Richness is Going High!
* Stinky Dalton: And Soon We’ll Be the Richest Boys in Town!
* All: 🎶Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!🎶
* Finky Dalton: 🎶All We Need to Talk About Is Gold Gold Gold! We Wear On Their Fingers Part All Around. Aw, Nuts!🎶
* Stinky Dalton:
* All: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
* Dinky Dalton:
* Finky Dalton:
* Dinky Dalton:
* All:
== Scene 8 ==
* Stinky Dalton:
* Dinky Dalton: Duh, Yeah, Duh Dinkyville!
* Pinky Dalton:
== Scene 9 ==
* Chief: Where Are You Going, Desert Flower?
* Desert Flower: ???
== Song 3 (By the Light of the Silvery Moon) ==
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Desert Flower:
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Desert Flower: Maybe We'll Do Something Fun Now, Blue Hombre.
* Huckleberry Hound:
== Scene 10 ==
* Game Show Announcer: Walt Disney Pictures Presents Is Brought To You By Your Best Friend Laughing Donkey!
* Laughing Donkey: I made that Myself. Give Me A Hug. I Got You A Pepsi. Maybe Blue Hombre.
* Huckleberry Hound: Thank You. Thank You.
* Laughing Donkey:
* Chief: Lucky Guess!
* Laughing Donkey:
* Huckleberry Hound: You Piece of Dirt! No, I'm Wrong. You're Lower Than Dirt. You're An Ant!
* Laughing Donkey:
* Chief: Idea? What Do You Know About The Indian?
* Laughing Donkey: He’s Kind, He’s Amazing, And he had his own show called The Chief Show!
* Chief:
* Laughing Donkey: I’m in Your Show Too, You Now!
* Chief: I Know, I Know!
* Chuckling Chipmunk:
* Chief: Let the Match Begin.
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Chief:
* Desert Flower:
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Chuckling Chipmunk:
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Chuckling Chipmunk:
* Huckleberry Hound: Are You Telling Me We're All Going?
* Chuckling Chipmunk:
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Chuckling Chipmunk: (laughs) I Win! Ha Ha!
* Chief: Sorry, but you cheated.
* Chuckling Chipmunk: What?
* Huckleberry Hound: He said it. I won.
* Desert Flower: Yeah! Go Huck! Boo to Chuckles!
== Scene 11 ==
* Baba Looey: It's Him!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Yogi Bear:
* Boo Boo Bear: Am I A Bully?
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Baba Looey: Is It An Extremely Stinky Movie?
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Snagglepuss: We're Gonna Watch An Extremely Stinky Movie.
* Boo Boo Bear:
== Song 4 (Boogie Woogie) ==
* Spooky Movie Announcer: Rusty Nails Studios presents, Boogie Woogie!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
== Scene 12 ==
* Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Dalton.
* Stinky Dalton:
* Huckleberry Hound: The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound!
* Stinky Dalton: I See the Picture, Huck, We're Goin' On Their Vacation Trips!
* Huckleberry Hound: You Mean Finky Dalton's Vacation?
* Stinky Dalton:
* Yogi Bear: I Saw That, Boo Boo, That Could Be Smokey Hound. Hey, Hey, Hey!
* Baba Looey:
* Quick Draw McGraw: You Said It, Baba Looey.
* Hokey Wolf: C'mon You Two, I Want You Runnin' Off This Bank!
* Snagglepuss and Bob Huckleberry's Horse:
* Finky Dalton: Yikes!
* Stinky Dalton: Hey Huck, What About Flip Flops?
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Stinky Dalton: Flip Flops? What Does That Mean?
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Stinky Dalton: No! No! Anything But That!
* Huckleberry Hound: Well Then Maybe I'm Gonna Make A Deal.
* Stinky Dalton:
* Huckleberry Hound: Hand Over the Gold Nugget You Dalton Stole For Me!
* Finky Dalton:
* Stinky Dalton: One Gold Nugget Mr. Ghostly Sure! (throws a gold nugget)
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Stinky Dalton:
* Huckleberry Hound:
== Song 5 (The Wild West is Not a Home) ==
* Huckleberry Hound:
* Desert Flower:
* Huckleberry Hound:
Category:Transcripts