The TF Mercenaries

The TF Mercenaries are the members of the two Mercenary Teams of the companies RED (Reliable Explosions and Demolitions) and BLU (Builder's League United). The two teams consist of 9 members per team, each of which plays a specific role. Although the members appear to be identicle on each team, there are slight differences in looks and personality.
==Characters==
===Scout===
Probably the most annoying teenager in existence, the Boy From Boston is the youngest of 7 boys and learned from a young age to hit and run. While RED Scout likes to nom on sandviches and drink cans of radioactive juice, BLU Scout spends his time trying to chat up single moms, often failing to do so.
===Soldier===
Bat-shit crazy and always looking for an excuse to fight, Soldier is the do-a-bit-of-everything man of the team. Both RED and BLU Soldiers love fighting and firing their rocket launchers. BLU Soldier was good friends with RED Demoman until he was tricked into fighting him.
===Pyro===
No one knows much about the Pyros. They like fire and burning stuff. And that's pretty much it. Oh, and they both seem fond of their teams' Engineers.
===Demoman===
Always drunk, Demomen are explosive experts who also love swords and shields. While BLU Demoman lost his eye trying to kill the Loch Ness Monster, RED Demoman's eye is haunted and can be seen every Halloween, firing flaming eyes at people.
===Heavy===
Fires his minigun. Is all you need to know.
===Engineer===
The Engineers are the smart ones. Building sentry guns to protect the place, they can often be seen hiding behind dispensers and whacking things with wrenches. RED Engineer prefers hiding away behind his gun, but BLU Engineer likes to use his fast building mini-sentries as a distraction, filling people's backs with lead while they tiptoe past his contraptions. BLU Engineer is secretly good friends with RED Medic, but no one believes him, even if they accidentally find out.
===Medic===
Crazy and incredibly intelligent at the same time, Ol'Sawbones, the RED Medic, and Doc, the BLU Medic, secretly long to be doing the killing, not the healing. While Sawbones created the ubercharge, which can make patients invulnerable, Doc created the Kritzkrieg, which unleashes pure power, making his patients' attacks far more deadly.
===Sniper===
Lonely men who hide away on decks, scoped in, waiting to kill, Snipers think they are polite, but are actually pretty nasty. Especially RED Sniper, who throws jars of urine at people.
===Spy===
Sexy and Stealthy rolled up into one, Spies are like James Bond with added awesome and even more mystery. While RED Spy is a horrible excuse for a human being, BLU Spy remains a true gentleman, never backstabbing a lady and having the decency to actually protect his friends.
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