James Corden's Wonderful Chris Chan's Father

James Corden's Wonderful Chris Chan's Father is the eighteenth episode of James Corden's Wonderful Life in Hell, and the fifth episode of the second and final season.
The episode was written by ChatGPT and released on August 29, 2023.
== Transcript ==
[The episode opens with James Corden and Betty White gathered in the Corden Manor living room, frustrated and puzzled by their malfunctioning Hellnet connection.]
James Corden: (frustrated) Blast it all! The Hellnet is acting up again. I can't even stream "Carpool Karaoke" properly!
Betty White: (confused) It was working just fine yesterday. What could be causing this?
[As James Corden and Betty White discuss the Hellnet issues, the rest of the Corden Manor gang enter the room, curious about the commotion.]
Gary Shapiro: (gurgling) Goo goo gaga!
George Harrison: (calmly) What's all the fuss about, mates?
James Corden: (frustrated) Oh, George, you won't believe it. The Hellnet's gone haywire, and we're struggling to fix it.
Betty White: (addressing George) George, dear, do you have any insights into this?
George Harrison: (thoughtful) Well, sometimes, it's all in the vibrations, you know. Let me have a look at it.
[As George Harrison examines the Hellnet equipment, he strums his guitar and hums, but it doesn't seem to have any effect on the malfunctioning Hellnet.]
George Harrison: (concerned) It's not responding to me, mates. This seems to be more serious than I thought.
Betty White: (worried) Oh dear, what are we going to do now?
John Lennon: (scratching his head) Perhaps it's time we call in an expert to fix this Hellish internet.
Nicola Bulley: (nodding) Agreed. We need someone who knows their way around the Hellnet.
[The gang collectively decides to call in an expert, and James picks up a demon-shaped phone.]
James Corden: (dialing) I know just the person for this job.
[Shortly after the call, there's a knock on the grand door of Corden Manor. James Corden goes to answer it. It's Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr., known as the Internet Lumberjack.]
Bob Chandler: (gruffly) Y'all summoned Bob Chandler, the Internet Lumberjack. What seems to be the problem?
James Corden: (relieved) Thank goodness you're here, Bob. Our Hellnet connection is acting up, and we need it fixed.
Bob Chandler: (gruffly) Don't you worry, folks. I'll get that Hellnet up and running in no time.
[Bob Chandler begins inspecting the Hellnet connection, mumbling to himself.]
Bob Chandler: (muttering) Trees... gotta find the right tree to chop down...
Betty White: (whispering to Nicola) Did he just say something about chopping down trees?
Nicola Bulley: (whispering back) I think so, but maybe it's some kind of metaphor?
[Bob Chandler takes out an axe and starts approaching the Hellnet router.]
James Corden: (panicking) Wait, Bob! What are you doing with that axe?
Bob Chandler: (raising the axe) Don't you worry, I'm just gonna give it a good whack, and the Hellnet will be right as rain.
[Bob swings the axe, and there's a loud crash as the Hellnet router shatters into pieces.]
James Corden: (horrified) What have you done?!
Bob Chandler: (proudly) Fixed your Hellnet, didn't I?
John Lennon: (facepalming) He's not fixing it; he's destroying it!
Betty White: (shouting) Bob, the Hellnet is Hell's version of the internet. You're not supposed to chop it down!
Bob Chandler: (confused) Ain't that what they called me for? To cut down the internet?
George Harrison: (exasperated) No, Bob! We wanted you to fix it, not cut it down!
[Bob Chandler finally realizes his mistake.]
Bob Chandler: (sheepish) Oh, well, that explains a lot. My bad, folks.
[Bob Chandler scratches his head, realizing he misunderstood their request. The gang is frustrated by their destroyed Hellnet connection.]
Bob Chandler: (sheepish) I'm mighty sorry for the mix-up. I reckon I misunderstood your request.
Nicola Bulley: (trying to find a solution) Well, we can't go without the Hellnet. It's essential for staying connected in Hell.
Betty White: (pondering) Maybe there's another way to restore it.
[Harold Shipman, who's been quietly observing the situation, speaks up.]
Harold Shipman: (thoughtful) You know, back in my days as a doctor, I've encountered some unique ailments. I think I have an idea.
[Harold starts rummaging through a drawer and finds an ancient-looking medical book.]
James Corden: (curious) What are you up to, Harold?
Harold Shipman: (flipping through the book) There's a procedure I remember reading about, something involving a "digital connection revival." It's quite experimental, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bob Chandler: (intrigued) I'm all ears. What's this procedure about?
Harold Shipman: (explaining) It involves channeling the residual digital energy of the Hellnet into a special vessel and then injecting it back into the system. Think of it as a digital blood transfusion.
Nicola Bulley: (impressed) That sounds... oddly scientific for Hell.
Harold Shipman: (smiling) Well, medicine is my specialty, even in Hell. Now, we need a vessel.
[The gang starts searching for a suitable vessel, and they eventually find an ancient demon artifact that might work.]
Betty White: (holding the artifact) This should do the trick.
[Harold carefully performs the procedure, extracting and transferring the digital energy.]
Harold Shipman: (focused) Now, we just need to inject it back into the Hellnet.
[Harold connects the artifact to the Hellnet system, and slowly, the connection starts to stabilize.]
James Corden: (amazed) It's working! The Hellnet is coming back online!
Bob Chandler: (impressed) Well, I'll be darned. You folks know your stuff.
[As the Hellnet fully restores, a notification appears on the screen, mentioning Bob Chandler's name.]
John Lennon: (pointing at the screen) Hey, look at this! It says here that Bob Chandler, the Internet Lumberjack, is also Chris Chan's dad!
Bob Chandler: (chuckles) Yep, that's me. Internet lumberjack by day, father of an internet sensation by night. I do hope my Chris isn’t getting up to any mischief back in the realm of the living.
[The gang shares a laugh, relieved that their Hellnet is back and amused by the unexpected connection between Bob Chandler and Chris Chan.]
James Corden: (grinning) Well, Bob, you may have chopped down the Hellnet at first, but you also helped us bring it back to life. Cheers to that!
[They all raise their glasses, celebrating their restored Hellnet and the unique characters they encounter in Hell.]
[End Credits Roll.]
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