Shadows of Porky Milk

Shadows of Porky Milk is a part in the Picaro Wavis Legend.
A group of strange adventurers band together to roam the strange lands of a bizarre world.
== Synopsis ==
=== Chapter 1: Curse ===
The party were on their travels where they were suddenly ambushed by goblins, but they were able to overcome their enemies and kill them. The goblins proved somewhat formidable however, having been able to break a tree and cause it to roll over some of them, so they made their way to a nearby town, but the atmosphere within it was somewhat unsettling and uninviting. Kallius, Mick Hock, and Frog Fella decided to go to a nearby shop that was selling magic wands and little animals (Mick Hock got a raven called Crow Didley and Frog Fella got three little frogs), but after an argument, they got Pizza Hero Warlock Wegg to burst in and break the owner's legs. Despite this, the owner wouldn't give in to their threats and kicked them out of the establishment, so Hero leant against the building and used burning hands to set it on fire, killing the owner and destroying everything inside. A guard came up to them and interrogated Hero, although he acted just as confused as the guard, prompting him to say "damn, it must have been the curse of Gowonminaj." Kallius asked for more information about the curse, so the guard explained that on Christmas Eve every year, a curse reigns down upon the town of Gowonminaj with thirteen Yule lads coming to raise hell. Since it was too late to leave and avoid the curse, they were forced to stay at the local inn. The innkeeper was an off-putting young man called Tommy, who had ludicrous prices for a night's stay, although he said that he'd be willing to let them stay the night for free, if they got rid of the curse on the town.The party reluctantly accepted and waited for the Yule Lads to come. All thirteen of them entered the town and started vandalising everything in their path. Everyone rushed out of the inn, except for Marcos, who had fallen asleep, and confronted the Yule Lads. Mick Hock attempted to level with them, asking them why they're messing stuff up. The Yule Lads explained that they're doing it so that they can feed their mother, so the party asked them to take them to her. The Yule Lads complied and took them deep into the forest, where they entered a dark cave. Inside was a giantess lady, eating various meats. Frog Fella asked what her whole deal was and she explained that she must feed in order to survive her hibernation, so they asked if they could just get some food without them messing everything up. The giantess, Gryla, agreed to the terms and sent the party back to the town. Hero then suggested they should poison the food they give in some way to kill the giantess and solve the problem for the town, so they decided to serve Tommy Innit with a bomb inside of him, so they went to the nearby shops and started baking a cake with a bunch of gunpowder in it and a box of matchsticks. To entice Tommy into eating it, Hero decorated the cake to make it look like a creeper, then gave it to him, while saying "thank you for letting us stay here. Would you like to go on a walk with us afterwards?" Tommy cried with joy and ate the cake and agreed to go on the walk, where the party took him to the cave, where they offered the boy as a sacrifice. Gryla devoured him whole and seemed to have enjoyed the meal, so Mick Hock acted quickly and sent an unseen servant inside the giantess and Tommy to set the gunpowder alight, immediately causing an explosion. Gryla exploded, but not before realising what had happened and bellowed with her final breaths "Curse you! You will lose the fight you are most certain you will win!" The Yule Lads were all shocked that their mother had just been killed and were preparing to attack, but three of them somehow suddenly mistook Frog Fella for their actual biological mother, so the battle was avoided.
=== Chapter 2: Joust ===
Sir Thackery of the Moors
== Characters ==
* Frog Fella Protagonist
* Kallius Protagonist
* Marcos Protagonist
* Mick Hock Protagonist
* Pizza Hero Warlock Wegg Protagonist
* Ross Protagonist
* Tommy Innit Neutral
* Gryla Villain
* Sir Thackery Neutral
*Bo Jangles (picaro) Ally
* King Boris Johnson Villain
* Ainsley Harriott Villain
*I. F. Peely Ally
*Freddy Prince Jr. Villain
== Trivia ==
* Shadows of Porky Milk handled the 2020 Christmas special.
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