Bloody Thong Man

Real Name: Unknown
Native Planet/Universe: Earth 37729
First Appearance: Adventures of Greasemixer: Season 2 Episode 8
Status: Alive
Bloody Thong Man is a wealthy mercenary, and CEO of the hit-man organization "Assblasters Incorporated". After being dishonourably discharged from the United States Army for, as the character himself put it, "high impact sexual violence" and "fuck(ing) half an orphanage", Bloody Thong Man worked various jobs before finally becoming a business owner and professional merc. 
In his solo movie, Bloody Thong Man: Assblasters Incorporated, Bloody Thong Man finds himself at odds with the supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. While never shown on screen, it is implied in Adventures of Greasemixer: Season 3 that Bloody Thong Man is directly responsible for the crippling and mental disability of Kim Jong Un. 
The character's most notable traits are his remarkable accuracy with a firearm, and his cocky and unintelligent personality.