Biblical Names & Crappy Poetry

Biblical Names & Crappy Poetry is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Now tell me, with what piece of greeting card poetry does this rhyme?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Moses car dead, buy a vet's car new. 
===Hints===
It has to do with gardening…
… and colors.
They're colors found on the U.S. flag.
===Hints Reading===
"First hint, it has to do with gardening."
"It has to do with gardening and colors."
"What was the color of that sea Moses parted?"
"Those colors, they're found on the U.S. flag."
"C'mon, your flag's gonna be flyin' at half mast."
===Gibberish Answer===
Roses are red, violets are blue.
===Answer Quote===
"And you know? I always thought violets were violet. Go figure. Kids' songs are so confusing."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"Well, ya blew it, but here's a valentine for ya. Moses car dead, buy a vet's car new. Boogers are treats, and here's one for you."
===Key Words===
Roses, roses, rosse, rozes, rose\'re
are, aer, Are, ar, r, •
red, rde, Red, read
violets, violettes, violetes, Violets, vilets, villettes, vilettes, viletts, villetts, violets\'re
are, Are, aer, r, •
blue, blew, Blue, blu, bleu, bloo
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