The Krusty Book

The Krusty Book is the sixth volume of the Library of Wisdom series and was part of the third series.
== Synopsis ==
Comic genius. TV legend. Household name. Compulsive gambler. Tax evader. Deadbeat dad. Illiterate. Krusty the Clown is all these things - and more!
Look beyond the cream pies and the seltzer bottles and meet the mensch behind the makeup. See what it takes to make the grade as a Krustyco product. Learn how to steal a joke and make it your own. Witness the milestones of Krusty's storied past. And along the way, dodge the paparazzi, avoid the tabloids, and go through Botox and detox with America's most beloved and "Krusty"-est clown.
Hey, Hey, Kids! It's another celebrity - authored bestseller, ghostwritten by someone you never heard of. It's...The Krusty Book.
== Contents ==
* Krusty's Top 40
* A Day in the Life of Krusty the Clown
* Li'l Krusty 1
* Krusty the Clown's Official Appearance Rider
* The Krustylu Studios Executive Office
* Mr. Teeny Factfile
* Sideshow Mel Factfile
* Miss Lois Pennycandy Factfile
* Sideshow Bob Factfile
* Corporal Punishment Factfile
* Tina Ballerina Factfile
* Bart Simpson Factfile
* Squeaky-Voiced Teen Factfile
* Krusty's Thesaurus of Backstage Slang
* Li'l Krusty 2
* Sideshow Raheem: The Revolution was Briefly Televised
* Krusty's Joke Vault
* Krusty Burger Employees Manager
* Krusty's Hot 100 Doctor's Orders
* What's on Krusty's Mind?
* Li'l Krusty 3
* Know Your Krustory: Keepin' It Ce-real
* K-Crew Catalog
* Krusty's Charities!
* Li'l Krusty 4
* Lullabies of Broadway
* Li'l Krusty 5
* Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky Factfile
* Sophie Krustofsky Factfile
* Erin Factfile
* Rory B. Bellows Factfile
* Know Your Krustory: The Film Flops of Krusty the Clown!
* Krusty Entertains our Troops
* Krustybrook Woods
* MyKrustyFriendSpace.com
* Li'l Krusty 6
* Anatomy of Krusty
* Know Your Krustory: The Products That Didn't Make the Krusty Cut
* Krusty's Mailbox
* Krusty's Scrapbook: The Las Vegas Years
* Candid Paparazzi Pix of Krusty
* KrustyMark All-Occasion Greeting Cards
* Krusty's Magazine Rack
* Li'l Krusty 7
* Krusty's Cavalcade of Comedians
* Gabbo & Arthur Crandall Factfile
* Lindsey Naegle Factfile
* Fat Tony Factfile
* Hobo Hank Factfile
* Krusty's Knee-Slapping College of Side-Spitting Knowledge Home Study Course
* Know Your Krustory: The Lost Albums of Krusty the Clown!
* Li'l Krusty 8
* Make Funny into Money
* Krusty the Clown's Dream House
* Krusty's Crazy Comedy Cult
* Krusty's Bottom 40
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