Metalbeard vs. Invizable

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Metalbeard: Ahoy there me hearties! Today's battle will take place on me very own Sea Cow!
Amset-Ra: Fighters aren't supposed to announce. We're fighting on the Sea Cow because Sting Rayzor (aka Axel) is terrorizing the Fighting Pyramid.
Dr. Inferno: And my favourite Taco Tuesday commercial was on TV at that time, too... In the red corner- There isn't any red corner.
Amset-Ra: That can be arranged!
Amset-Ra throws down some red and blue plates.
Dr. Inferno: What about the green and yellow corners?
Amset-Ra: Eh, don't worry about them for now.
Dr. Inferno: In the red corner-
Metalbeard: Ahoy there me hearties now walk the plank!
Amset-Ra, Ogel, and Lance Spears: ...
Dr. Inferno: In the blue corner- Hey, the blue corner is empty!
Amset-Ra: Where's Invizable?!
...
Amset-Ra: We'll carry on without him.
Ogel: But Metalbeard is the only other fighter.
Amset-Ra: You're right.
Dr. Inferno: IN THE BLUE CORNER-
???: I was here all along.
Vorp!
Everyone: INVIZABLE!
Amset-Ra: Save the pranks for the battle. The president of the Brickipedian Admin Council informed me this morning that it might be a little too early to deal out Fighter of the Week awards. So instead, the Minifigure of the Week awards will be passed out! This week's award goes to Jawson!
Jawson: JAWSOME! Jawson is a winner!
Amset-Ra: That's jawsome- oops, I mean awesome. This week's User is our first user fan, Punctuation Penguin!
Punctuation Penguin: Yay! I'm a winner!
Amset-Ra: Everybody plays, everybody wins!
Ogel: We can't say the same for Benny, AntiMatter, or Lance Spears.
Lance Spears: Aaaaahhhhhh...
Splash!
Amset-Ra: Uh-oh, looks like we'll need a new predictor! How about the award winners?
Jawson: Jawson will vote for Metalbeard, because he's JAWSOME!
Metalbeard: I'm jawsome? I'm not a dragon!
Punctuation Penguin: I'll vote for Invizable. He's probably got several different tricks up his sleeve.
Invizable: Well put.
Ogel: With that... Fight!
GOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGG!!
Amset-Ra: I like the ship's gong better than my own bell!
Invizable: Now you see me...
Vorp!
Invizable: Now you don't!
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...
Dr. Inferno: I can't tell what he is building because the bricks are invisible... Oh wait! I see a safe! I also see a couch floating in the water!
Emmet: This is my double-decker couch, where we can watch TV and be buddies!
Batman: You are so disappointing on so many levels...
Emmet: I remember hearing this conversation before...
Bounce, bounce, bounce...
Metalbeard: Shiver me timbers! A bouncing Micro Manager!
BOOM! CHOMP! KA-CHUNK! INSERT EXPLOSION NOISE HERE!
Dr. Inferno: Metalbeard has destroyed the safe, which is not a Micro Manager, Metalbeard. You know better.
Invizable: Well played, pirate mech-
Metalbeard: ARRRRGH!
KA-CHUNK! KA-CHUNK! KA-CHUNK!
Dr. Inferno: Metalbeard is swinging his sword wildly.
Metalbeard: What does it look like, matey, a square dance?!
Invizable: As a matter of fact, it does.
Metalbeard: Huh?
Vorp!
Metalbeard: Aha!
Slip
Metalbeard WHOA!
CLUNK! Splash!
Emmet: Hi, Metalbeard! We can watch TV and be buddies!
Batman: You are still disappointing on so many levels...
Ogel: Invizable is the winner!
Punctuation Penguin: How did you do it? What made Metalbeard slip?
Invizable: Invisible minifigures like me can eat invisible food, so Metalbeard slipped on an invisible banana peel.
Metalbeard: I WILL HAVE ME REVENGE, MATEY!
Amset-Ra: Maybe you will in Round 2, since you beat AntiMatter. Well, I need to go fight Sting Rayzor.
Everyone: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T!
Amset-Ra: I can, and I will. So long.
...
Splash!
Amset-Ra: Whoops, forgot I was on a ship!
Dr. Inferno tosses a life preserver to Amset-Ra.
Ogel: ...End transmission...
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Category:Season 1
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