Fairly Odd Jasbre

Fairly Odd Jasbre is the thirty-second episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on January 25, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(The trio along, with the old Fanonland users, go over to Fanonland to confront Ingot)
Matchy: Alright, where the hell is Ingot?
(Jasbre is fidgeting his fingers nearby)
Matchy: You're back! Where have you been?
Jasbre: Uhh… that's classified.
Matchy: Okay… where's Ingot?
Jasbre: No idea.
Purple: Either he’s still at the prison, not realizing we escaped, or he's searching for us. Either way, it's gonna be very hard to track him down.
Matchy: Crap.
Jasbre: I don't really care about all this Ingot stuff, so I'm gonna go… to the bathroom. (He runs off into the woods, towards the fandom staff building)
Matchy: Follow that Jasbre.
Crazy: o. Ok.
(They start following him with a good distance between him)
Purple: I feel like Ingot isn't our priority right now. It's Jasbre.
Crazy: I like calling him Jasper. It's fun. Jasper. Jasper. (giggles)
Polar: You’re weird.
(At the fandom staff building)
Jasbre: Let me in. Let me IIINNNNNN
Staff member 1: Why should I? You were kicked out.
Jasbre: What if we made a deal?
Staff member: Go on.
(Cut back to the trio and the old Fanonland citizens)
Squidnerd: Anyone up for some good ol politics?
Everyone else: No.
Squidnerd: (Waits exactly 6.9 seconds) How about now?
Everyone else: No.
Matchy: I think we lost track of Jasbre.
Crazy: Uh o.
Purple: Well shit. Where do you think he’s going now?
Matchy: No one knows. I’m just gonna keep moving forward.
Purple: Good idea.
(Cut back to the fandom building)
Member 3: Welcome back.
Jasbre: So uh, what do we do now?
Member 2: Right now is our lunch break. Let’s get some grub and talk about today’s problems.
(Later)
Member 4: ...so I had to global him for a week.
(Everyone laughs)
Member 3: So, Jasbre, what has been on the agenda lately?
Jasbre: Well, I recently got IDs from those Fanonland users, and now some of them are looking for me.
(Member 2 spits out his water)
Member 2: Thanks for telling us, we’re right on it.
Jasbre: No problem.
Member 1: Listen up, everyone. This building is on lockdown until further notice!
(Groans are audible)
(Back to the trio and the old Fanonland members)
Purple: I feel like we’re not gonna find Jasbre.
Matchy: Honestly, yeah.
Purple: Come on, we’ve been walking straight for the past hour! And we’ve found nothing.
Crazy: I found a twig.
Squidnerd: You know what you can use that for?
Polar: Here we go again… 
Crazy: o.
Matchy: Sorry to interrupt, but we won’t find Jasbre at this rate. At this point, I’m actually giving up on finding him.
Purple: We need to find someone… or something… else.
Matchy: But what? Jasbre’s Meat Puppets albums?
Purple: They’re back at Fanonland. They’re useless. I’ve tried.
Crazy: I got ear bleeds just from listening to it.
Purple: Yikes.
Matchy: Well then. I think the only thing we can do is find out who Jasbre is working for.
Purple: How do we know he’s working for someone?
Matchy: I think it’s pretty obvious if you think about it hard enough.
Crazy: Then wouldn’t it not be obvious?
Matchy: ...o.
(episode ends)
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