Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!/Quotes

:Homer: Why do stuff that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?
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:Lisa: Dad, why don't you throw me in the air, and I can see which way is out? (being thrown in the air by Homer) Corn. More corn. Another kid getting thrown in the air. Witches' coven. Seattle Space Needle. Amateur production of You Can't Take It With You. Ugh, I'm getting dizzy. And corn again.
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:Bart: Hey Lise, want to touch Strangles? He's not slimy, he's scaly.
:Lisa: (touches Strangles) Eww, he is slimy.
:Bart: That's because I soaked him in slime! Ha-ha, ha ha ha ha.
:Homer: Why you little-- (strangles Bart) I'll teach you to trick your sister! (grunting while strangling Bart. Homer gets strangled by Strangles, and chokes)
:Marge: Homer, can you breathe?
:Homer: Well, I can breathe out okay. (now really struggling to breathe) Don't give snake attention. (face turns red, and falls on the floor) I'm okay.
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:Brandine Spuckler: Cletus, you coward, is you man or turtle?
:Cletus: Here's your answer. Skiddle, Skiddle, Scurry, Skiddle.
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:Stephen Hawking: This maze is too hard for me. (Helicopter blades appear from back of chair. Hawkins flies off)
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:Groundskeeper Willie: That'll do, snake. That'll do.
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