ATLAS & P-Body vs Sans & Papyrus: Pacifist Edition

==Pacifist Lyrics==
(Beat)
(ATLAS' lyrics are in blue, P-Body's are in orange, sans' are in comic sans, & PAPYRUS' ARE IN PAPYRUS.)
===ATLAS & P-Body===
These next opponents require our co-operation,
These fools come to us so soon because of a game sensation?
It's kill or be killed here, so turr-it to em, ATLAS,
Like Flowey and feed bullets of spaghettie to sans & PAPYRUS!
Leave emotions like hearts: Blue ba da dee ba da die.
Break the rules that are set just like we used some blue dye!
Destroy the Ruins of the Under-ground Cave where monsters live in your Tale,
Having to deal with bonely souls like you really gets our Toriel!
===sans & PAPYRUS===
*i don't exactly know what goes on at aperture laboratories,
*but you're lie-ke cake if you think you can beat this font family.
TAKING ON THESE TWO ROBOTS? WHY, I COULDN'T BE MORE ■GLAD■
*you're dealing with the great papyrus and the comic sans. (NYEH-HEH-HEH!)
PERHAPS WE SHOULD CATCH THESE SLAVES WHILE WE HAVE THE CHANCE!
*even your puzzles could stump em like a paradox and short circuit their atl-ass.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, SANS? SHALL WE TRAMPLE ON THESE SPACE CORES?
*finally, we've got a fight that won't end up in blood and as-gore.
===ATLAS & P-Body===
Your accusations of us losing are as ridiculous as your namesakes,
Type a document with those, put your reputation at stake!
We're an advanced duo, puzzling with advanced technology,
From the sounds of PAPYRUS, he's not to keen on biology!
===sans & PAPYRUS===
*dunno what you thought you'd achieve there, it wasn't too humerus,
AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH CLAIMS AGAINST THE GREAT PAPYRUS?!
*there's no need for such LOVE, we're really quite similar to you two,
YES, BOTH OF YOU COULD DO BETTER, WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
===ATLAS & P-Body===
Did you hear what they said? I think they wanna be friends,
And come to think of it, nothing they really said offends,
So, no, we don't Want You Gone, let's rise to the surface,
Before science psychopaths can get a chance to unearth us!
===sans & PAPYRUS===
*see? what did I tell ya? I was rootin for em all along.
WHAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WANTED THEM TO WIN IN THIS SONG?
*nah, not a song, just a rap, i mean, that's now a wrap folks.
*now, let's get to the overworld before the underground pressure cracks jokes. (SANS!)