Squid Sitting

Squid Sitting is the tenth Basket Sponge short. It was written by Doctor Bugs.
==Plot==
When Squidward is turned into a baby, it is up to SpongeBob and Patrick to raise him.
==Transcript==
(SpongeBob and Patrick are standing in front of Squidward's home)
SpongeBob: (knock, knock) Oh, Squidwaaaaard! 
Patrick: We wanna play with youuuuuu!!!!
Squidward: (yelling from inside) No!!! Go away!!!
SpongeBob: (slides under the door) Too late!
Squidward: Aaahhh!!!!
Patrick: (pops out of Squidward's coffee mug) Hey, Squidward!
Squidward: Aaahh!!! (drops the mug, it cracks)
SpongeBob: We dropped by to say hello!
Squidward: Well GET OUT!!!!!
Patrick: (opens a cabinet) Oooh! Let's see what's in here!
Squidward: Patrick! Don't touch ANYTHING!!! 
Patrick: (reading a lotion bottle) “Anti-Aging Coconut Cream”? What the heck is this?
Squidward: Patrick! That's my beauty cream! Put it back!
Patrick: (squirts the whole body on Squidward) Tee-hee!!!!
(Squidward is slowly turned into an infant)
Squidward: Waaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Uh-oh....
SpongeBob: Patrick! I don't think the whole body was supposed to be used at the same time...
Patrick: Ohh....so THAT'S what this does!
Squidward: Waaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: (picks Squidward up) Awwh, he's such a cute little baby!
Patrick: He looks delicious!
SpongeBob: We're not gonna eat him, Patrick!
Patrick: Well what are we supposed to do with him?!
SpongeBob: It's our responsibility to raise him!
Patrick: Why?
SpongeBob: Because, he's just a baby! And it's our fault that this happened!
Patrick: Yay! I always wanted to be pregnant!
SpongeBob: (facepalm) Patrick, you're not pregnant.
Patrick: You wanna bet?
SpongeBob: Uh...are you? 
Patrick: Well-
SpongeBob: Don't answer that.
Squidward: (falls asleep)
SpongeBob: Awww, the little guy's asleep.
Squidward: (wakes up) Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Patrick: Nice going, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: (smells his diaper) He needs a diaper change!
Patrick: Don't look at me! I can't even change my OWN diaper!
SpongeBob: (gulp) I guess I'll do it.....wish me luck....
5 Minutes Later
SpongeBob: (lying presumably dead on the floor)
Patrick: SpongeBob? Are you okay?
SpongeBob: …....
Patrick: Good thing I know mouth-to-mouth! (punches SpongeBob in the gut)
SpongeBob: OWWW!!!! …...I'm alive.....unfortunately
Squidward: Waaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
SpongeBob: STUPID BABY! SHUDDAP!!!
Squidward: (stares at SpongeBob)
10 Years Later
(A 10-year-old Squidward is seen blowing out candles on his birthday cake, surrounded by fake friends such as toys and dolls)
SpongeBob: (sniff) Our little guy is growing up.
Patrick: (eating the dolls' face) Yeah, and his friends are delicious!!!
8 Years Later
(Squidward is seen leaving home with a suitcase, walking towards the Bikini Bottom College)
SpongeBob: (waving) Goodbye! Don't forget to wash behind your ears!!!
Patrick: (sobbing) I'll always cherish the times I had eating your toys!!! (sniff)
25 Years Later
(Squidward is shown married to a nice female squid, with several children. They live in a house together in Bikini Bottom)
SpongeBob: (enters the home) Hello, everyone! I dropped by to visit!
Squidward's Kids: GRANDPA!!!!! (run up to him and hug him)
SpongeBob: Heh-heh, settle down, children.
Patrick: (enters the home) WASSUP MAH HOMIES!!!!
Squidward's Kids: (blankly staring at him)
Squidward's Wife: Honey, I thought we filed a restraining order against him.
Patrick: (bites the head off of a barbie doll)
Squidward's Daughter: (starts crying) 
Patrick: Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it!
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