Fishy Business

Pure Chaos is the thirty-seventh episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on March 20, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(In Fanonland, Cici is listening to some music)
Cici: Ah yes, (insert random obscure album here). I love it.
Nova: Wait why am I here?
Rocky: That makes two of us.
(An unknown citizen walks around the corner. The citizen is known as Sergitomonito, by his name tag.)
(He grabs some fliers out of his bag, and plasters some all over the building)
Cici: Who? ...never mind.
(The citizen moves on until every building in the entire town is filled with fliers)
(The fliers are advertising his shoe shining services)
Cici: Shoe shining? Who does that anymore? Sergitomonito…? Never heard of them.
Rocky: Why are there so many fliers? Is this guy taking advantage of how we don't pay attention to our town?
Cici: I dunno, probably. There's only like us three citizens here right now.
Nova: I think I've heard of this guy. Matchy told me about him. He just wants money.
Cici: Then let’s banish him. We don't approve of capitalism here. (The USSR anthem plays in the background)
Primitive: Hi I just got done taking a 12 hour nap- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FLIERS?!
Nova: Yeah, you're pretty far behind now.
Cici: Not really, but-
Primitive: N WORD N WORD N WORD!
Cici: Can you not-
Primitive: N WOR- (Cici shuts his mouth with his hand)
Cici: Anyway… do you guys think we should ban this bitch?
Primitive: Sure, why not?
Nova: Yeah.
Rocky: Yes.
(Sergito is hiding away in a building nearby, overhearing all of this)
Sergito: (thinking) Oh no, they know. Good thing I’m hiding.
(The others start searching for him)
Sergitio: (thinking) Heck.
Nova: Ya know, I don't think I've ever been on a vandal hunt.
Cici: That makes two of us.
Rocky: As a former assistant of Jasbre, I sadly have.
(Sergito is seen stealthily moving from building to building, using the bathroom in each of them)
Sergito: (to himself) I need to check out my bathroom problem. Whatever, making money is more important right now.
(The citizens start to notice that he is using the bathroom in each of the buildings he goes to)
Rocky: Yikes, this guy can’t stop using the bathroom. At least it gives us a clue to where he’s going.
Nova: I think that’s him over there. (they spot Sertigo using the bathroom of Rocky’s house)
Rocky: Hey! You can’t be in there! That’s my bathroom!
(Sergito realizes that he has no other buildings to hide in, and just hides himself under a bed)
Primitive: Man, this guy is desperate.
Nova: I almost feel bad for him. Key word, almost.
(The citizens enter the bedroom of Rocky’s house, and corner Sergito)
Primitive: You’re cornered now, bitch!
Cici: Can this guy even talk?
Nova: Not really.
Rocky: Sergito, you’re officially banished from Fanonland… forever.
(Sergito’s eyes widen, but go back to normal once he has an idea...)
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