Revenge of the Deadpool

From the makers that brought you The All-New Spider-Man and The Marvel Universe (2015 series)... comes a series about a TOTAL BADASS MERCENARY, ME!!!
NOTE: No one is allowed to edit the contents of this page, except me and myself alone.
== Synopsis ==
What this series is basically about, is, well- Aw, screw it! It's about me, asshole! Me! ME! ME!!! Well, put it this way... You'll have to pretend that my swords are as sharp as Dildo bats from Saints Row the Third! Deadpool, out!
== Characters ==
* Nathan Drake (Nolan North) voices yours truly
** Ron Stoppable (Will Friedle) and "Hawkeye" (Tory Baker) are the "voices" in my head
=== Guest Appearances ===
* Stiles Stlinski (Dylan O'Brien) is the Spidey that you assholes either like or hate
* Spike Spiegel (Steve Blum) is Hugh Ja- I mean, my best friend from the X-Men, aside from Cable
* Dirty Laundry guy (Thomas Jane) is the Punisher
* Broadwalk Empire (Charlie Cox) voices the asshole that got his own Netflix series instead of me!
=== Villains ===
* Somebody who looks way disfigured than I do is voiced by Two-Face from the Dark Knight trilogy (Aaron Eckhart)
* Scorpion from Mortal Kombat or Marvel covered in black jizz is voiced by the Lunatic Fringe DEAN FREAKIN' AMBROSE!!!
* Colin Farrell's voiced by the guy from House of Cards (Kevin Spacey)
* Lady Two-Face is voiced by my dead crush Elektra or was it Daredevil's ex-crush, I don't know (Jennifer Garner)
* And yes, this series wouldn't be complete without muthafuckin' ninjas!
== Episodes ==
As soon as this series starts, then "we're" good to go. In the meantime, could ya spare me a few bucks for a couple of chimichangas and some Jack Daniel's? Seriously, I'm starving here! And where are all the ladies here?!
Episodes	Titles 	Descriptions
0 	The Merc With The Mouth 	It's the Merc with the Mouth, mercenary no label! I'm Wade Winston Wilson, and I'm mentally unstable! Giving y'all some phat beats up in this joint! This is where the action, folks! You can finally get your money's worth! ;)
1 	War Zone, My Ass! 	Okay, so the pilot episode before was pussy hour. Eh, whatevs... X-Men Origins managed to fuck up my character to the MAX, so don't blame me, dick-biscuits! Anyways, some Two-Face-looking motherfucker's hiring me for a certain job. Says he wants me to deliver some well-deserved "Punishment" to a certain somebody. Oh, my! Whoever could it be?! lol
2 	A Tie-In?! For Realsies?!	Wow! Just freakin' wow, man! First, I'm squaring off against Punisher, and now my series is tied-in another series?! Holy, Marvel Tie-ins! This is getting better and better! It's almost feels like something in the actual comics! Right? RIGHT?!
3 	Venom Fang, Bitches!!! 	Okay, to fill you in on what's happening, one of the Spiders bit the dust and New York is still "trying" (By "trying", I mean, people are hiding out in Dunkin' Donuts while some fuckin' assholes are tearing a new one for NYC.) to rebuild itself after what it went through as Shadowland. What's even crazier is that there's this new gang called the Scorpions with some sort of "secret weapon" in their hands... Yeah, like that's gonna be any fun.
4 	XXX Edition 	I'm not even gonna bother adding in Previous Chapter or Next Chapter because it barely relates to anything in Marvel Universe 2K15.
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