Agents of the EQF: The X Crisis

==Prologue==
It was a normal day for all the EPF agents in the EPF HQ. Quackerpingu was talking with G about Norbert G. Bear.
Quackerpingu: So, Norbert is not attacking right now?
G: No. Rookie just saw a cardboard grizzly bear near the Mine Shack and immediately called you. He is stupid.
Quackerpingu: Ok. Goodbye.
Quackerpingu teleported out of the EPF HQ with his EPF Phone.
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Quackerpingu appeared next to his igloo, unlocked and opened the door and and waddled in.
Quackerpingu: Rookie is possibly the stupidest penguin in the universe...
Quackerpingu started coughing and sneezed out some black goo that formed into .
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Quackerpingu: No.
Quackerpingu took a Spam Bomb and tried to throw it at , but ran out of the igloo.
==Chapter 1: ==
Herbert was trying to build a bomb in the LEEPB HQ. Then, someone knocked on the door. Polarkin opened it.
Herbert: Who is that idiot who dares to annoy us?
Polarkin: It's a strange-looking penguin who says that he wants to help us.
Herbert: Last time I tried to do evil things with help from penguins, the plan failed.
Polarkin: He says that he has .
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THE END!
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