International Men's Day

International Men's Day is a The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show short. It chronologically takes place during the show's fifth season.
It was written by and ChatGPT, and released on November 19, 2023.
== Transcript ==
[Daddy Pig is sitting in his favorite armchair in his living room, a newspaper in hand.]
SpongeBob: (off-screen) Okay, we’re rolling.
[Daddy Pig puts his newspaper down and looks directly at the camera with a proud expression.]
Daddy Pig: Hey all, Daddy Pig here! And welcome to another video on my channel. You may know me from my champion puddle-jumping days, being the father of the mayor of Peppa Pig World, or even single-handedly saving the world from the Suzy Sheep apocalypse a year or so ago.
SpongeBob: (off-screen) Single-handedly?! Really?!
Daddy Pig: Well, I had a few sidekicks. You guys can read all about it in my new memoir actually: “Pigtures of Fatherhood - Lessons in Life from Daddy Pig.” Available now at all good book retailers! But that’s not what this video is about. As I’m sure you are very well aware, today is an extra special day—International Men's Day! A day to celebrate the greatness of men!
[Daddy Pig puffs out his chest and flexes, looking quite pleased with himself.]
Daddy Pig: It's the day where we all acknowledge that men like me are, well, just a bit superior, don't you think? Strong, smart, and, of course, better than the enbies and ladies in practically every way!
SpongeBob: (off-screen) I don’t think that’s what the day is about…
Daddy Pig: Of course it is! And I should know! I’m a bit of an expert at being a man! A fine specimen, if I do say so myself!
SpongeBob: (off-screen) I thought International Men’s Day was about promoting positive masculinity, addressing men's health issues, and fostering gender equality. Everyone is equall, and we should celebrate and support each other.
Daddy Pig: (scoffs) Hahaha! What a load of rubbish! You really think that men are on the same level as everyone else?! We don’t need to talk about mental health and all that crap! That’s a stupid woke modern thing! We got along fine back in caveman times before we decided we all had “anxiety” and “worries”!!
SpongeBob: (off-screen) Good Talking Ben…
Daddy Pig: Woke society, eh?! Gary 3 would agree with me if he was here! There really is no better day to be a man! So let’s spend the day celebrating all the amazing things that men can do and how GREAT we really are!! This is Daddy Pig, signing off.
SpongeBob: (off-screen) I am not uploading this.
Daddy Pig: Eh, I’ll get Peppa to do it.
[SpongeBob turns off the camera.]
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