Blood Is Thicker than Daytime Television

Blood Is Thicker than Daytime Television is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
You've just won the part of "Gloria" on "General Hospital®." If Luke Spencer is Gloria's father's brother's wife's only brother-in-law, he is Gloria's what?
===Choices===
1. lover
2. father
3. son
4. cousin
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "He's Gloria's father."
3. "Son? Uh, you took a wrong turn somewhere, Magellan."
4. "Cousin? Man, you spent all that time trying to figure it out only to get no credit for it. That really sucks."
===Answer Quote===
"But don't worry, he'll be killed by the narcoleptic chief surgeon in next week's episode."
===Correct Answer Reveal Quote===
"Well, you got it wrong…"
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"…But, no use cryin' over spilled milk, as my mother's uncle's only sister used to say."
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