Opposites Attract Criticism (Speedy the Porcupine)/Script

Speedy: "Tomorrow will be January 25th, the Opposite Day! That means I'll have to say the opposite of what I have to say. Not all words have to be the opposite during Opposite Day though." *Speedy sleeps*
Cut to the next day
Speedy: "BAAAAAD MORNING TOWN!" *runs to school* "Bye Ivy!"
Ivy: "Bye Speedy!"
Spirit Worshipping
Speedy: "We believe in Dark Gaia!"
Mr. Primate: "Wrong! How could you mess up this badly?"
Speedy: "Hooray!"
Arts
Lucy: "That's a Pyramid."
Mrs. Bark: "No."
Lucy: "I got it correct!"
Recess
Lucy: *creates intentionally bad tasting food for everyone*
Speedy: "Delicious!"
Bomber: "Flavorsome!"
Swift: "Tasty."
Gold: "Appetizing."
Curd: "Sweet!"
Platinum: "Sapid."
Ivy: "Terrible."
Speedy: "It's not Opposite Day!"
Ivy: "I just hate eating everything."
The kids say the opposite of the polite words appropriate to what good things happen to them.
Oliver: "How could they be rude to each other? Oh wait, Opposite Day, of course. I'll put an end to their antics."
Science (6th Grade)
Oliver: *whispers to himself* "I need to look for words that are the opposite of what I mean to say." *gets his tablet and searches for more words*
Dismissal Time
Speedy: "I hate you Ivy!"
Ivy: "I hate you too."
Swift: "I hate you Ava!"
Ava: "I hate you too."
Everyone: *goes to the assembly area*
Oliver: "Perfect, now it's time to make sure those blockheads stop believing in Opposite Day." *goes to the stage with the microphone and then clears his mouth* "OK, 3rd graders, continue!"
3rd Graders: *they stop*
Oliver: "OK, your sensible inactivity will continue on."
Ivy: "I thought there was no end to Opposite Day."
Speedy: "Ivy, that's how you do Opposite Day."
Oliver: "Your Opposite Day is a real holiday, and it only ends when someone says it should continue! I now let this holiday continue. No thank you guys."
Lucy: "You're the boss of me! But who doesn't care? I want to continue Opposite Day! Anyone else agree?"
3rd Graders: "Yes! Phew."
Speedy: "I thought Opposite Day was real for a second! Turns out it actually is a fake made up holiday."
Oliver: "Speedy, you can't observe Opposite Day even if you wanted to."
Oliver In His Mind: "GET ME OUT OF HERE, I DON'T WANT TO ACT LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF MYSELF!"
Lucy: "Everyone, give your sorry letters to the teachers you offended!"
Principal Rodent: "Oliver did something great!"
3rd Graders: *they all write their sorry letters to the teachers*
Ms. Tweeters' Office
Ms. Tweeters: "Oh? Lucy, can't you see that I'm busy?"
Lucy: "All of us students of yours want to say sorry to you."
Speedy: "Here are our letters!"
Bomber: *dumps them all on Ms. Tweeters with a truck*
Mr. Hare: "Oh, so you were observing Opposite Day? Wow! Who told you that that's a fake holiday?"
Ms. Tweeters: "I saw that Oliver the Dog did it."
Mr. Rodent: "My student? He should be awarded with the highest conduct grade every part of this school year." *runs to Oliver* "OH OLIVER! WHERE ARE YOU?"
Oliver: "Uh oh, more of me wasting my time." *walks to the voice*
Mr. Rodent: "No matter how much you misbehave, you'll now get the highest conduct grade for the entire school year."
Oliver: "Thanks Mr. Rodent. I really needed to make those idiots aware that Opposite Day is fake."
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