Clownstantinople

Clownstantinople is the faux capital of the Funny Imperium (The Clempire). It is located in the Abraclownda continent, in a large nearly sea-size pond edged by pink and green snowy forests. The name is an obvious clown pun based off the actual city Constantinople.
=== History ===
Clownstantinople has no clear date or time of founding, it is said that "some people moved there and it kept growing". Clientists theorize this could have been where the clown and mime species first evolved, due to its strangely large amount of fossils located under the tunnels below. However, those clientists have been promptly executed for going against the beliefs of the Honkmother with their accurate theories. It has been the site and epicenter of many events on Cluto, including the largest battle of the Proto-Robloxia Clivil Wars, and the current theoretical home base of the mime rebellion. It is also the site of the famous Mimescrre (in which one million mimes had their heads chopped), which prompted the resurgence of mime rebellion. 
=== Geography ===
The clemperor and his highest ranks and subjects hold their base of operations in the Clownstanticastle (Clownstantinople Clastle [Clownstantinople Clown Clastle]) in which battles and city layouts are planned. Surrounding it is a circular wall, and a man-made round waterway of sorts. It is heavily guarded to help keep out any mime terrorists. The clown military has a base in the upper suburbs, from which they deploy in case of a large rebellion. A small clown fleet always stays stationary above the city to protect from any intergalactic invaders. 
==== Boroughs/Neighborhoods ====
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Jigglestadt 
Jigglestadt is the city center of Clownstantinople, the part closest to the Clemperor's throne. Clown watchtowers guard the area as higher-upper presence is constant. It's considered a tourist area, despite the city's warning to outsiders to "never visit this city even if you were given a free trip" due to its constant threat of terrorism. The rent here is disgusting.