Nice Boss/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 24, 2009
Episode Copyrighted: 2009
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode starts. The camera zooms to the sewer lid.
Lord Master Lox (Naked): *takes off the sewer lid and reveals myself* All the way from the sewer, but it will all be worth it when I finally get Lynn's clothes. Here we go… *goes inside the sewer and puts the sewer lid back on*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *goes to the Loud House, then goes upstairs, then enters the bathroom and pulls my sleeves up, then turns on the sink* Time to get these stinky hands off! *washes my hands*
Lord Master Lox (Naked): *goes to the toilet from the sewer* I'm in! How do I lock this door?! Aha!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *keeps washing my hands*
Lord Master Lox (Naked): *looks at Lynn, who is facing away from me* What is that repulsive thing?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *unaware, turns around* Nothing like a hot sink to make a sports player feel like a sister! *continues to wash my hands*
Lord Master Lox (Naked): Lynn Loud Jr.? But where's her clothes? *goes from the bathroom to Lynn and Lucy's room and sees the clothes hanging on the closet* Wow! Wait a minute! That's it! I think Plankton found out how to get the Krabby Patty formula once and for all!
The camera faces Lynn, who is washing her hands with soap as if she is washing her fingers.
Lord Master Lox (Naked): *changes Lynn's clothes offscreen*
Lynn Loud Jr. I'm getting hands clean... no germs on my hands... getting clean...
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *leaves Lynn and Lucy's room, then goes to the bathroom door* I hope you have a nice long bathroom, sporty girl. *locks Lynn in, then leaves*
Slide transition cuts to Master Lox's Lair.
Pearl Master Lox: Was there an accident? What is that?
Plankton: Our ticket to the Krabby Patty formula, that's what that is!
Karen Plankton: Oh no. You can't be serious.
Plankton: As serious as a shark attack.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *arrives with Lynn's clothes* Hey, Plankton. I got my new clothes.
Plankton: I like your new clothes, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Yeah, it says in front of the shirt number "1."
Slide transition cuts to the Loud House, inside the bathroom.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *happily* Aaaahhhhhh! I think I'm done! *tries to open the door but it's locked* Dang it, it won't open! I'm locked in! *tries to kick the door but it doesn't break* Maybe, that's too close! *walks backwards* 3... 2... 1... Charge! *runs to the door* YYYYAAAAAAAA!!! *kicks the door and bursts the door with my feet* I have to talk with the Robinsons.
Slide transition cuts to the Robinson's house, Lynn playing a simple game of basketball with her own basketball team. They are playing on a basketball court at the backyard. SpongeBob, Yellow, Gumball, Darwin, Lincoln and Clyde are watching from the bleachers on the side.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Think fast Mr. Robinson! *swipes the ball from Mr. Robinson's hand*
Rob is dumbfounded as Lynn quickly dribbles the ball away from him and shoots the ball into the hoop.
Gaylord Robinson: *playfully* Oh, man! You always get me on that!
Lynn Loud Jr.: They don’t call me the king of sports for nothing... er, queen of sports I should say.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wooh! Alright Lynn!
Clyde McBride: Man, your sister is fast! How does she do it?
Lincoln Loud: I wish I knew that! *to the viewers* Me, SpongeBob, Yellow, Gumball, Darwin and Clyde have decided to take a break from our usual activities and watch our sister, Lynn, practice basketball. Trust me, Lynn is quite the master when it comes to sports.
Darwin Watterson: Yeah, I love sports.
Gumball Watterson: Me too.
Yellow Rectangle: Me three. Seriously, Lynn can pretty much dominate any of us at any sport
Lynn Loud Jr.: WOOH! 2 points for me! That's a game!
Rocky Robinson: I have to admit, you are impossible to defeat.
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah, I am UNSTOPPABLE! *cheers crazily*
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh.
Suddenly, a mysterious figure appeared walking by Lynn. SpongeBob and Lincoln had never seen this girl before. She had dark brown hair, wore a dark blue school uniform and black slip-ons with blue socks, and was followed by four other girls, each with their own styles of clothing. This new girl spoke with a very smug, posh tone.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh, buzz off you! You’re not worth my time!
Margaret Robinson: *angrily* Meh-meh.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *growls*
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh-meh.
Lynn Loud Jr.: What are you even doing here? Did you just come just to insult me for no reason?
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh how mature of you. Listen, you jerks and just let us play.
Rocky Robinson: Yeah, pick on someone your own size!
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh.
Gaylord Robinson: *angrily* Lynn?! We just wanted to warn you about your… basically confirmed loss at this point.
Lynn Loud Jr.: It's not my fault! I just want to play a simple game with you guys, they always have to come and spoil the moment just for the heck of it! And they always get away with it!
Gaylord Robinson: *worried* Lynn! Stop it! Let’s just take a few deep breaths and…
Suddenly, Lynn was so enraged, she threw her basketball in anger, which hit against the pole of the basketball hoop and ended up hitting hard against Mr. Robinson’s right leg. Mr. Robinson screamed in pain. Everyone else, sans SpongeBob, Yellow, Gumball, Darwin, Lincoln and Clyde, who were absolutely speechless, gasped in unison.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *worried* Oh my gosh! Mr. Robinson! Are you alright?!
Gaylord Robinson: Ow… I think I’m alright I- Ow! Okay no, I’m not alright! It really hurts!
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gasps* Aw man! I’m so sorry Mr. Robinson!
Gaylord Robinson: It’s alright Lynn, go without me.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I have to get in the Robinson's house. *gets in the Robinson's house* What am I gonna do? I'm gonna need some help.
Back at Master Lox's Lair, Plankton has made Lynn Jr'.s clothes.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Okay Pearl, wish me luck!
Pearl Master Lox: Repulsive…
Plankton: Heh heh. This is going to work like a charm.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): This is gonna be good. *stumbles out of my lair, down the road, and gets on the bus*
Screen cuts to Larry at the Bikini Bottom.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *bumps into Larry* Watch where you're standing, coral brains!
Larry the Lobster: Lynn? You don't look so good. Hey, you got to stop eating at the Chum Bucket. That stuff will rot your insides.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Lies, lies! The Chum Bucket will always be Plankton's favorite restaurant!
Larry the Lobster: *bends in close to Master Lox* Lynn, you don't sound like yourself.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): No, Lynn is herself. No reason to be sus-pic-ious in any way, right. *begins to walk away*
Larry the Lobster: Well, as long as there's no reason to be suspicious.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *to myself* That was close. I gotta perfect that sports stuff. *passes two fish at a bus stop* Excuse you! *smashes through the Krusty Krab's door and passes Harold* Hi, partner! *knocks down door to kitchen and walks in*
Lincoln Loud: Lynn, you're back!
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Yep, I'm Lynn! That Krabby Patty was so darn good I got to see how y'all make one!
Lincoln Loud: Say, Lynn. You look...different.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Uh, what are you talking about, Lincoln? It's your old pal, in a sport player.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, but something about you is different...I just can't put my finger on it.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *to myself* Please don't put your finger on it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I got it! You're not wearing your coat!
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Uh...yeah. That's...uh...cause...uh...I just breathe underwater now, it's as simple as that.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's get cooking!
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *sighs of relief*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *brings out a basket of patties, picks up one, and sniffs it* Ahhh, the gooey freshness that is the Krabby Patty patty.
Lincoln Loud: Cool.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Let me stop you there, Mr. Lincoln. I'd be much obliged to know how y'all make one of them there patties.
Lincoln Loud: No can do, buddy. That would require revealing the secret formula. And that is explicitly forbidden as per my current labor contract.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *shows Master Lox a packet of paper titled "Krusty Krab industries Labor Agreement"*
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Yeah, but this is your older Loud sister Lynn Loud Jr. *reads from a Sports Drawl book* Why, you and me are as closer and two catfish in a skillet.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah, Master Lox, 44-929b specifically prohibits the disclosure of the secret formula to friends, even when those friends are, quote, "closer and two catfish in a skillet." *shows Master Lox section 44-929b*
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *to myself* Curse you, Mr. Krabs...!
SpongeBob SquarePants: But I can show you all the other ins and outs of making a steamy Krabby Patty. First, I make sure I'm at the comfortable grilling temperature of 274 degrees. *sets the grill to 274 degrees* And we are guh-rillin'.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): An' approximately how long do you cook a patty?
SpongeBob SquarePants: A Krabby Patty is cooked for exactly 283 seconds on each side.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *takes notes* 283 seconds. I can't believe I'm getting all this straight from the source. How could this get any easier?
Mr. Krabs: *bursts through the door and sets the Krabby Patty formula on a table* I'm putting the secret Krabby Patty formula out in plain sight.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *jumps* Yes!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Mr. Krabs and Lincoln Loud: *stares at Master Lox*
Mr. Krabs: Yeah... anyway, I'm going to leave it out here while I clean out the safe. Don't let it out of your sight, boy-o.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *salutes Mr. Krabs* You can always count on me, Mr. K.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Oh, man! That secret formula. I'll give it to Plankton.
Slide transition cuts to the hospital.
Doctor: Oh dear, you poor Mr. Robinson! We have to get you to the hospital! *carries Mr. Robinson to ambulance*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Is he gonna be alright?!
Doctor: Oh, I hope so! We’re just going to look at it and give him a cast!
Gaylord Robinson: Don’t worry about my leg. I’m more worried about who’ll take my place.
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh!
Gaylord Robinson: I guess we can't compete in the tournament then.
Lynn Loud Jr.: No. I’m not letting those dirtbags win against us! We have to compete!
Gaylord Robinson: Don’t worry about me… Ow. I’ll be fine.
Doctor: Come on! Let’s hurry!
Before the others could say anything, the ambulance drove off with Mr. Robinson inside.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh man. Poor Mr. Robinson... What have I done? I’m such an idiot!
Rocky Robinson: Don't worry, Lynn. You just let her get inside your head. Mr. Robinson says he’ll be fine. If he wants us to find a new teammate, that’s what we’ll do for him.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *looks at Gumball* I think I know just where to get one!
Gumball Watterson: *still reacts to what happened before* I have so many questions right now.
Gumball wanted to ask Lynn about those guys, but there is a time and a place for everything, and this would not be the right moment. He saved his thoughts for later.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Hey, Gumball! Since Mr. Robinson… ahem, you know… how would you like to compete for Mr. Robinson?
Gumball Watterson: What?! Me?! In a tournament?! For basketball?! I can’t do that!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh come on, it’s just basketball. What about you Clyde?
Clyde McBride: Sorry, when is this tournament?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Three days from now actually!
Clyde McBride: One, two… Oh, sorry guys. I have a mandatory appointment with Dr. Lopez on that day. I can’t go. You’re gonna have to go on your own Gumball, but don’t worry I’ll be rooting for you at his office.
Gumball Watterson: I’m sorry I just can’t. I-
Lynn Loud Jr.: Don’t worry. I’ll help train you. The tournament isn’t until a long while. We’ll get plenty of time.
Gumball Watterson: You sure Lynn? What about Lana? She’s got the muscles and energy to play.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah, but Lana is way too short to play and I’m not sure if any of the older sisters would even play for me even if you paid them. Gumball, you’re the only guy who’s the perfect height to play for the team and besides, if we win, think about the fame you’ll get.
Gumball Watterson: *pauses and then gets excited at the thought of getting fame* Where do I start?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: I thought you’d never ask. Well actually I knew you would ask but… never mind. Let me introduce you to the team. Guys, this is my friend, Gumball.
The team kindly greeted him, much to Lincoln’s enjoyment
Rocky Robinson: Sup’ Gumball! Name’s Rocky.
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh.
Margaret gave Gumball a smile and thumbs up, though she didn’t say anything.
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh.
Darwin Watterson: It’s nice to finally meet you guys. Lynn told him and the rest of the family a lot about you guys.
Rocky Robinson: Did she say anything about my sick basketball skills?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh you… so Gumball, you ready for training?
Gumball Watterson: Sure! How do we begin?
Margaret Robinson: Meh-meh?
Darwin Watterson: That sounds simple *hops off bleachers*
Clyde McBride: Alright, go Gumball and Darwin!
Lynn Loud Jr.: So Yellow, show us what you got. This should be easy.
Yellow Rectangle: Ok… *throws the ball on the ground, but it ends up bouncing too high and lands of my head* Ow! *falls to ground* How was that?
Rocky Robinson: *worried* This might take a while…
Screen cuts back at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Now that we're grilling, we can work on the fixings! See, there are two patties here. But before we get into slicing and dicing we always start with the washing. We'll begin with the seaweed. *begins to wash a slice of seaweed*
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *watches the formula across the table in front of me* Okay, I'll stand on that side for a better view.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okey dokey, but pay close attention, for cleanliness is the public's last defense against a life of horrible disease.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): There it is.
Lincoln Loud: Always ensure that your brush is adequately lathered...always making sure to get both sides…
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): That's nice. That's interesting. *reaches for the formula* Almost there...
SpongeBob is drying the seaweed with a blow dryer.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Then lay it down onto the drying rack and we'll engage our drying phase, hmm.
Master Lox is about to grab the formula.
Lincoln Loud: Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *turns around, panicky* What, nothing!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Remember, never over dry. Otherwise, the seaweed becomes brittle and cracks.
Slide transition cuts to Lynn and Gumball heading home where Lynn takes out something from underneath her bed.
Gumball Watterson: So what was it you were going to show me?
Lynn Loud Jr.: This… *hands me a picture*
On it, it was the girl who was taunting Lynn from the other day, along with the gang she was with, all in front of a big trophy.
Gumball Watterson: *points to the girl* Hey this is-
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah, that’s the jerk who spoke to me! Mackenzie…
Gumball Watterson: Why are you two such big rivals?
Lynn Loud Jr.: The better question is what's the problem with me? *sighs* It started back when I was only 6 years old. We made it to the playoffs and it was against Mackenzie’s team.
Cuts to a flashback where Lynn and her old softball team make it to the playoffs. It's her team against Mackenzie’s team. Mackenzie happens to be the leader of the other team.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *narrates the story* It was 7-4, bottom inning, bases loaded. All I had to do, was strike Mackenzie out this one last time, and we would win it all.
Announcer: It all comes down to this folks! One more strike, and that’s the whole game. It’s gonna take a miracle for the Canaries to win this game.
Young Lynn Loud Jr.: *spits in the ball for good luck and finally…*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *narrates* So, I was about to throw the ball...
Young Lynn threw the ball slowly moves. The ball flies across the field and just when Mackenzie is about to hit the ball with her bat, the flashback abruptly stops.
Gumball Watterson: Then what happened?
Lynn Loud Jr.: We lost.
Gumball Watterson: What?! You lost?! What happened?!
Cuts back to flashback where young Mackenzie hits a grand slam. The softball flies into the audience and everyone starts cheering crazily and fireworks are blasted, celebrating the Canaries’ win. Young Lynn is absolutely speechless and was almost paralyzed by her huge loss.
Announcer: And that’s the game folks! 7-8! The Canaries have won the playoffs for their first time ever, thus ending the winning streak for the Squirrels!
Young Lynn Loud Jr.: *looks down*
As she is ashamed for the loss.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *narrates the flashback* That was the most devastated I had ever been. I had never felt that way before in my life. And to top it off, this happened…
Cuts to the Squirrels and Canaries lining up and giving each other the ending hi-5’s.
Young Lynn Loud Jr.: *tries to start the conversation to get over the loss with Mackenzie* Hi. You must be Mackenzie. I’ve heard a lot about you… uh, that grand slam must have taken a lot out of you. It was nice to meet you…
Young Mackenzie: Well then… It was nice to meet you too.
Young Lynn Loud Jr.: *confused* I’m sorry did you say meet? Because I think-
Young Mackenzie: Oh, you know what I said. I hope you learn from this experience.
Young Lynn Loud Jr.: Learn what?
Young Mackenzie: Learn that you stink at softball and never mess with my team like that again… *laughs to myself as walks off*
Young Lynn Loud Jr.: *confused* What?
Young Lynn is again left speechless and walks off ashamed at herself. Cuts back to present time. Back at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and Lincoln making Master Lox finish by putting the top bun on the patty.
Lincoln Loud: Steady, steady... nice. Oh, you're off-center by 3.6 millimeters. Mmmph, try it again, Lynn.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *to myself* Aaugh! This is getting so tedious! *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* Maybe you should demonstrate a few more times so I can get the hang of it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Or, we could address your problem areas directly. Are you struggling with the final wrist flick? Or is your difficulty with the initial transfer move?
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *irritated* Gah!
Slide transition to the Loud House in Lynn and Lucy's room.
Lynn Loud Jr.: And ever since then, she’s been boasting about how good she is and wouldn’t stop bringing up how I lost that one playoff.
Gumball Watterson: But you’ve won every other playoff. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the girl in the playoffs before.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *slowly gets angrier* Exactly! I have no idea what that girl’s problem is. Ever since then, she has somehow entered every single sport I like just so she could beat.
Gumball Watterson: So, I'm guessing they don't actually play basketball?
Lynn Loud Jr.: No! They were originally a softball team but it seems like they're playing against me at all my other sports just to make my life horrible! And you know what’s worse?! She always wins! Every time I see her! They also keep sending me these pictures of her team with the playoffs trophy just so they can remind me of their win!
Gumball Watterson: Oh come on! That’s so not fair! They really are jerks!
Lynn Loud Jr.: I know! *gets furious* All doing it with her obnoxious, smug, PRETENTIOUS, FILTHY, SLIMY LITTLE “OOOH I’M BETTER THAN YOU ARE AT EVERY SPORT BECAUSE OF SOME DUMB PLAYOFFS A FEW YEARS AGO AND I’M NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU A HAPPY MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE OR LEAVE YOU ALONE WHY DON’T YOU JUST QUIT DOING WHAT YOU LOVE” ATTITUDE! *punches the wall, leaving a giant hole*
Gumball Watterson: *suddenly scared* Woah! Lynn! Calm down!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *grabs Gumball by his shirt* DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! DO YOU SEE WHY I DON’T LIKE TALKING ABOUT THAT GIRL? DO YOU NOT SEE HOW IT RUINS MY DAY BY EVEN MENTIONING HER?! *stops myself, realizing I lost my temper again*
Gumball Watterson: Lynn! I’m sorry, but you’re scaring me!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *lets go of Gumball* I-I’m sorry, Gumball… I don’t know what's gotten into me! I couldn't control myself again! It's just-... *sighs* Do you see why I don’t like talking about them?
Gumball Watterson: Yes. So, this is why you’re so passionate about winning? It’s not just because you want to have fun? Is it?
Lynn Loud Jr.: *nods my head*
Gumball Watterson: I’m sorry. I should’ve listened to you.
Lynn Loud Jr.: It’s fine… At least you understand how I feel.
Screen cuts back at the Krusty Krab.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *tries to put the bun on again*
Lincoln Loud: Oh, still off by that much. Try again.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *groans, but tries again*
Lincoln Loud: Ooh, try again
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *tries again*
Lincoln Loud: Mmm, try again.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *tries again*
Lincoln Loud: Oh, try again.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *tries again*
Lincoln Loud: Oh, try again.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *tries again*
Lincoln Loud: Ooh, try again.
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): *extremely irritated* Arrrgghh! You try again! I'm making my move! *grabs the formula* The formula goes to Plankton! You'll never get me, you fool! *runs out of the kitchen*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, Master Lox! We can work this out!
Lynn Loud Jr. and Gumball Watterson: *enters the Krusty Krab through a hole in the floor
Lynn Loud Jr.: *immediately notices Master Lox* Master Lox!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *rushes out of kitchen*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, Master Lox's making off with the formula!
Mr. Krabs, dressed like a maid and vacuuming out the safe, rushes over.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *sees Lynn facing off Master Lox*
Lincoln Loud: Lynn, you're back!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Don't you ever touch my clothes, you manic!
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Only from my cold, dead feelers!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Master Lox! I should have known this was your doing! Now feel this! *punches Master Lox*
Lord Master Lox (Lynn Jr.'s clothes): Ow!
Master Lox is undamaged.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *kicks Master Lox* Yaaaaaa!
Master Lox is punched and knocked into the wall and slumps over.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *takes my clothes and the formula away from Master Lox and gives the formula to Mr. Krabs*
Lord Master Lox (Naked): I'm naked! Huh?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: That's right! And now for the appropriate punishment like yourself. *ties Master Lox to the chair*
Lord Master Lox (Naked): Help! This condiment is highly irritating! Help!
Lynn's clothes is on the ground, Mr. Krabs is shaking Lynn's shirt.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, thank you, Lynn. Thank you, Lynn.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *turns around, my panties are obscured by a Krusty Krab table* Uh, sure, Mr. Krabs.
Police: *arrives* We'll take that sicko off your hands.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Cops! Thank goodness you're here. *points to Master Lox* Take this sicko away!
Police: Actually, we're referring to you, ma'am. Public nudity is against the law in this county. *handcuffs Lynn's wrist* But don't fret. You'll look just fine in prison orange.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *sighs gloomily*
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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