Clinko

Clinko is the founder and CEO of Clinko Industries, and also the host of Corporate Businessman's Telethon.
== Personality ==
Clinko is a heartless businesschicken whose moral compass was bashed against a rock multiple times until the pieces were invisible to the human eye. Clinko will gladly put anyone in danger if it leads to profits, and knows that most of his products are faulty, dangerous and/or grossly overpriced, but refuses to remove them, since they still bring in the cash.
== Coverage ==
*CBT
**Conk Contract
**Commercial Commerce Tapes
**Time Isn't Everything
**Lore Is No Excuse For Failure
**How Can You Fail This Bad I Don't Get it Like Seriously
**The Dram-Art
=== Corporate Businessman's Telethon ===
In Conk Contract, Clinko is seen standing on a stool in the middle of a warehouse, bringing his microphone up to his beak. Clinko then introduces himself, and hops off the stool. Clinko talks about the hard times his company is facing, and how the 21 contestants can help him with this. Clinko then introduces each contestant one by one.
== Bio ==
Introducing Clinko, founder and CEO of Clinko Industries! His terrible products have served his community for many years, but the Clinko brand is declining in popularity thanks to a number of factors. Luckily for him, he has twenty-one innocent customers he's been able to trick into doing his dirty work for him...
== Trivia ==
* Clinko is the richest chicken in the world.
** Although, it's not like he has much competition.
* Clinko is father of 25 chicks, and has been through five divorces.
== See also ==
Category:Corporate Businessman's Telethon
Category:Character
Category:Male
Category:Hosts
Category:Team-less
Category:Non-Contestants
Category:Animals
Category:Non-Objects
Category:Clinko's family