Rappin' Drakken (song)

"Rappin' Drakken" is a song performed by Dr. Drakken in the Kim Possible episode of the same name. In the song, he explains his plan to use his newly-developed shampoo to brainwash the citizens of Middleton in rap. The song is also heard in the episode "Mad Dogs and Aliens".
==Lyrics==
[speech] Shego, give me a beat. Yes... Shego? Give me a beat, Shego. SHEGO! Fine. Hmph! If you want a beat done right...
[beatboxing] Yo! Yo! Yo!
I used to be Drew!
One day I turned blue!
As a suede shoe or berry
It makes me look scary!
Then I pony-tailed my hair-y
Got me a nasty scar
And a funky fresh flying car!
Now Drew be Dr. Drakken
So quit that yakkin'!
Think I'm out? Ha! I'm back in!
Lather, rinse, and obey!
It's time to wash your hair today!
You may think I'm a villain
Yo, I'm just chilling!
Come on, let me hear you say
Lather, rinse, and obey!
I'm a player just playing his play!
My product's in a rap song
Time to get your wash on
With Dr. D's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse!
My lippy sidekick Shego
She kicks me in my ego!
Got some freaky glowing hands
Mocks my super-genius plans
Makes me do my defeat dance!
Breakdown? Oh, come on...oh, g--gaah - baaah!
Had dreams to rule the world
Or build a better robot girl!
All end in rejection
So after introspection
I turned my career in another direction!
Thanks to one all-that teen
Mr. Mean is squeaky clean!
Though my face is still blue
Tell you what I can do
Sell y'all some freaky shampoo!
Lather, rinse, and obey!
It's time to wash your hair today!
You may think I'm a villain
Yo, I'm just chilling!
Come on, let me hear you say
Lather, rinse, and obey!
I'm a player just playing his play!
My product's in a rap song
Time to get your wash on
With Dr. D's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse!
For Sheezy, it's off the heezy!
Category:Songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:Kim Possible songs
Category:Rap songs