Weapon of Mass Destruction

The Weapon of Mass Destruction was a hydrothermonic capsicum-powered nuclear bomb which was constructed by Saddam Hussein in the Iraqi desert. It was a 100-meter tall hot-pink phallic shaped device. it was constructed underneath the Tombs of Babylon. 
Saddam Hussein intended to use this weapon on The United States of America and Ohio, in an effort to end the Great META War. Saddam viewed the United States as an aggressive, imperialist force, which was responsible for continuing the never-ceasing and increasingly costly intergalactic conflict. Unfortunately, U.S. President George W. Bush was made aware of the Weapon of Mass Destruction, and launched a preemptive strike against the Iraqi government. This strike killed Saddam Hussein and much of the Iraqi government, beginning a period in US politics known as the "War On Terror".