Queen's reactions to inter-tribe marrying

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== Icewings ==
Winter (to Queen Snowfall): did you know I used to like Moon?
Queen Snowfall: mm-hm thats nice WAIT WHAT? 
Winter: oops nevermind 
Queen Snowfall: hmm well ok then *eyes him out of the corner of her eye*
random dragon: Hey Queen Snowfall!
Queen Snowfall: what
random dragon: your sister is living in Possibility (is that the name? I forgot. - Sunset) with her Mudwing husband.
Queen Snowfall: I KNOW. 
random dragon: don't you want her to... come back... *backs away slowly as Snowfall glares at him*
Queen Snowfall: I KNOW. now GO AWAY.
== Sandwings ==
Qibli (to Queen Thorn): hey I'm marrying Moon!
Queen Thorn: that's nice. 
Qibli: ...you don't care?
Queen Thorn: no I don't CARE i ALSO married a Nightwing you may remember 
== Skywings ==
Peril (to Queen Ruby): I'm getting married-
Queen Ruby: will your dragonets have firescales?
Peril: -to Clay.
Queen Ruby: sooo... no firescales?
Peril: ...no?
Queen Ruby: you have my blessing FOREVER AND FOREVER 
== Mudwings ==
Clay (to Queen Moorhen): I'm marrying Peril. she's a Skywing.
Queen Moorhen: and I care because
Clay: ...
Clay: ok bye 
== Seawings ==
Queen Coral: welcome daughters (and one son whose name idk.)
Turtle: it's Turtle.
Queen Coral: yes, like I said.
everyone else: ...
Queen Coral: where is Anemone 
Turtle: she and Tamarin are doing something or other in the rainforest. 
Queen Coral: anyways-
Tsunami: I'm getting married. 
Queen Coral: oh, my dear! is it Whirlpool?
Tsunami: ...Whirlpool is DEAD
Queen Coral: hmm. true. 
Tsunami: I'm marrying Riptide!
Queen Coral: *speechless with horror* 
Turtle: so am I. 
Queen Coral: YOU'RE ALSO MARRYING RIPTIDE???
Turtle: no, mom, duh. I'm marrying Kinkajou
Queen Coral: strange name for a Seawing.
Turtle & Tsunami: ...
Turtle: she's a Rainwing.
Queen Coral: A RAINWI- *takes a deep breath* Auklet, I'm sure you'll marry a nice Seawing. He could be a noble, perhaps?
Auklet: me marry Pwince Cliff.
Queen Coral: *dies of disappointment*
== Rainwings ==
Queen Glory: guess what tribe!
Tribe: ...
Queen Glory: I'm getting married! 
Tribe: ...
Queen Glory: to Deathbringer!
Tribe: ...
Deathbringer: Glory they're asleep 
Queen Glory: hmm well they wouldn't have cared anyway
== Nightwings ==
Deathbringer: I'm getting married. 
Queen Glory: Yes. To me. I know. I just announced it to our whole tribe and THEY WERE ALL ASLEEP.
Moon: I'm also getting married. 
Queen Glory: I SERIOUSLY DON'T CARE
probably Queen Vengeance's (is that her name?) reaction when Foeslayer brought home Prince Artic
Queen Vengeance: welcome home Foesla- WHAT is THAT
Foeslayer: my new husband! 
Queen Vengeance: THAT is an ICEWING
Foeslayer: I'd noticed. his name is Prince Artic.
Queen Vengeance: a PRINCE???
Artic: and I'm an animus. 
Queen Vengence: oh, my dear, well, perhaps I overreacted a bit... of course you're welcome to stay!
== Silkwings ==
Blue: I'm marrying Cricket.
Blue: ...oh right we don't have a queen. 
Blue: ... ok bye
== Hivewings ==
Cricket: Lady - I mean, Queen - Jewel! 
Queen Jewel: what?
Cricket: I'm getting married! to Blue!
Queen Jewel: ...k?
Cricket: well that was easy.
== Leafwings ==
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