Footlon Combog

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The Footlon Combog is a Wiener Works menu item. It contains a foot-long wiener, small fry, and yummy soda. Yummy soda. When it was unveiled in yeer 1934 (1865 C.E.), it met such praise as "Good fucking lord who's asshole did you fish that out of?" It's What Willie Would've Wanted.