My Mother Just Rushes Through Bedtime

A My Bonnie parody in E Major.
== Lyrics ==
* My mother just rushes through bedtime.
* With stories, she sure cuts them short.
* If she keeps this up, you can bet I’m taking her to fairy tale court.
* Mother, Mother, I know that down deep you do care, do care.
* But, oh brother, Goldilocks met more than one bear!
* My mother just zips right through bedtime.
* With books, she turns pages by twos.
* While she races out to watch prime time, I lie in the dark so confused.
* Mother, Mother, through another story you’ve blown, you’ve blown.
* And, oh brother, Jill didn’t fetch water alone!
* My mother just blitzes through bedtime.
* I don’t mean to moan or nitpick.
* I listened, but here in my head I’m sure it’s not Jack And The Beanstalk!
* Mother, Mother, please sometime a whole story tell, do tell.
* Mother, Mother, love your only child Hansel!
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