Underbound vs Earthbound

Ness: like a starstorm into battle when my burns come raining down about to roast a bag of bones and bury him back underground how are you going to face this fight flirt small talk or run I'm bringing genocide that you can't even save your brother from I thought the hottest fire by just holding at my hand me losing to a font no be be a comic sans when you're topping best game just keep in mind you only exist because your creator was a fan of mine 
Sans: it's a beautiful day for some judgment to dispel on days like this kids like you should be burning in Hell my game won for the sinful senseless monster slaughter fest if I had things my way you would already be dead , The Godly underground Elite against the day care team ha will get a Mother 3 US release before you're beating me I can stand here and do nothing and I still come out on top wrapping Mission should be afforded just like your final boss.
Ness:I guess the bonehead couldn't stop bongodoling to drop a diss don't be hating on my friends you used to losing to a kid Mercy is off the table every spare a monster when I wrap and try to crack one up your puns while I cracked his Golden Hat and don't call me evil eye my hero since all of mankind real villain is a guy who let all of his kind. So here's the tale of what happened at the end of this rap game sans cried for all his friends but nobody came.
Sans: you're looking pretty frustrated guess I'm just good at my job beating use an alley-oop so prepare to get dumped on children in the first first and you still came back to rods it looks like someone really wants to have a bad time play X overstepped you Sans and yielded that your bone especially when you're a kid whose only no from Super Smash Bro port your collecting dust you'll never kill me friend oops I over done my roast oh well I'll head to grillby's then.
GAME OVER