Armani vs Ralph Lauren

Armani vs Ralph Lauren is the 28th installment of Emo Owl Rap Battles, and the 8th episode of Season 3. It features Italian fashion designer Giorgio Armani rapping against American fashion designer Ralph Lauren. It was released on December 31st, 2015. 
== Cast ==
Mancha as Ralph Lauren
ZodiacKiaran as Giorgio Armani
== Lyrics ==
=== Ralph Lauren ===
You didn’t suit up, Giorgie, did you forget who you’re facing?
This battle’s strictly for men, I don’t manufacture clothes for babies
Prepare to face your department, leaving old-timers retired
You can call me ‘Wreck It’ Ralph Lauren, ‘cause I’m crushing your empire (oh)
Lyrically tying the neck of this hideous rag, and buying your company for billions
Our bodies retiring, but I’ll still be thriving, your power suit’s running out of resistance
Mixing and matching a vengeful fragrance, ready to poison your whole legacy
So hide in your hotel ‘cause I’m gonna sew you up a fate that’ll leave you like your friend, Galeotti
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=== Giorgio Armani ===
It takes a lot more to intimidate Armani, than just your petty richness
So you better concentrate as I mix up a second time that you drop out of business
It’s in my name, I rule. This little “lift shits” is about to get schooled
So go tie your ties, I rock an empire of housewares, make ups, books and mens suits!
Drive away in your cars, or step in my bar, and I’ll serve you a virgin tumor 
To make this little girl Lauren Ralph his wealth to make Armani’s inheritance uber 
You’ve faced the wrath of the Emperor, bitch I’m full of surprises
So step into my women’s collection, you’ll find I comes in all sizes
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=== Ralph Lauren ===
You can diss my name all you want, but it’s not gonna make me less iconic
Go back to your own country, Mario, your whole franchise is exotic
Your raps need tailoring, joke about my name? I guess I couldn’t tell
That all this time I have been facing the male equivalent of Coco Chanel
I’ll telling you Giorgio, even this verse alone is a vehicle to my success
Because my victory, auto, and my body mobile, while you’re years away from your death
This little boy is bold facing me alone, I’ll deport you back to the military
And pretty soon your friend Clapton will be rocking hits for me
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=== Giorgio Armani ===
You amuse-a me, Mr.Lauren, thinking that your franchise is good
Because to me you're just another suit wearing doll in the mud
Dropped out of Uni, but can't drop a verse
That can outflank my lyrical aesthetic
I'd rather buy a suit in my local supermarket, because your quality’s pathetic 
A manufacturing master is how I identify myself 
To this friendship bracelet making rookie
You may have wads of cash, but it seems this time you won't be so lucky
Seems you're a happy man, with a happy wife, I suppose she has no clue
About your sexy time with Rachel Green all alone in the back of the coffee room
== Trivia ==
* This battle was originally intended to be a royale of fashion designers, with appearances from Coco Chanel, Hugo Boss and an undecided 5th party. 
* This is the second battle to feature the altered announcer that was introduced in Nostalgia Critic vs Angry Video Game Nerd
* This is the only battle that Ciaran has released on New Year's Eve
* This was the final battle to be released in 2015