Live And Drive (ADWSS Transcript)

* [The episode opens with SpongeBob at Mrs. Puff’s Boating School. We see SpongeBob in a boat taking his driving test. Mrs. Puff looks worried]
* Mrs. Puff: Oh no! [They drive around a corner] AHHHHHH!!
* [SpongeBob does it perfectly]
* SpongeBob: Easy there….
* Mrs. Puff: Huh? [They drive through a tunnel] No not again!
* [SpongeBob does it perfectly]
* SpongeBob: Carefully…..
* Mrs. Puff: I don’t believe it! [They drive into a roundabout] Help me!
* [SpongeBob does it perfectly]
* SpongeBob: Aha!
* Mrs. Puff: Dear Neptune!
* [They park successfully]
* SpongeBob: So Mrs. Puff. How did I do? [Mrs. Puff is in a trance] Um….Mrs. Puff? [Mrs Puff won’t speak] Hello…...Mrs. Puff?
* [Mrs. Puff faints]
* SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll call the ant-bulance.
* Mrs. Puff: It's an ambulance, you imbecile.
* SpongeBob: Are you sure?
* Mrs. Puff: Yes, since I've been there hundreds of times I think I know what it's called.
* SpongeBob: An ant-bulance!
* [Scene fades to the classroom]
* Mrs. Puff: I am proud to announce that SpongeBob SquarePants is now a successful driver after passing his test so well! Congratulations SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: Hooray! [The bell rings and everyone rushes out]
* SpongeBob: Now that I have my license I must do something with it!
* [Scene fades to the Bikini Bottom Extreme Derby]
* Patrick: “The Bikini Bottom Extreme Derby. Full of crash, smash and extreme pain. Tickets on sale now”? SpongeBob, have you lost your mind?!
* SpongeBob: No way. This is for the real drivers, like me.
* Patrick: I know, but it took you seven years to pass your test!
* SpongeBob: Look, I’m entering whether you like it or not.
* [They proceed to the sign-up desk]
* Woman: If you’re looking for the ticket booth then it’s over by the vending machine.
* SpongeBob: Actually I’m going to sign up for the derby.
* [The woman laughs loudly]
* Woman: Okay kid, but don't blame me if you get killed. You're in.
* [SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the stadium. Patrick gets on a seat while SpongeBob enters a gigantic car]
* SpongeBob: I'm ready, I'm ready.... to bust myself some cars down.
* Announcer: Starting in three, two, o-
* [the scene cuts to SpongeBob in the hospital, wrapped in bandages, the episode fades out before the image can be seen clearly]
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