What's Up: Balloon To The Rescue/Censorship

The following script is rated R for strong language, violence, drug use, and graphic sex scenes. Do not read if you are under the age of 18.
== News Show ==
News Reporter: What is up, my crazy-ass n===as? Welcome to this f====n' awful news show called FOXNEWS. This show sucks f====n' balls, but that s==t ain't important right now. The important thing is that these two scientist m========as fought these g=====n monstas a couple years ago and they's got a sexy-ass 16-year-old niece, who is just so g=====n sexy and I just want to shove my d==k inside dat n===a's p===y and I would let dat n===a b==w me and… Ah s==t, is we live?
Cameraman: Uhh… Yes, sir.
News Reporter: Did they hear me say that the niece is sexy as hell?
Cameraman: Yes.
News Reporter: And did they hear me say, "What is up, my crazy-ass n===as?"
Cameraman: Yes, sir.
News Reporter: Am I getting fired for that?
Cameraman: Hell yeah.
News Reporter: Well, since I is bein' fired anyway, I hate n===as, c===ks, k===s, w==s, b=====s, t======s, g=====s, and f====ts. Bill Clinton is a bible-beatin' snow n===a.
(Amanda and Guto are watching this on TV.)
Amanda: Why the f==k is that guy such a goddmamn racist pervert?
Guto: Well, you do have enormous t=====s.
Amanda: Shut the f==k up, Guto, you little p=======k a=====e!
Doctor Cum: Hey! Watch your g=====n language, you little f=====g c======n!
Guto: f==k off, you c=========g alcoholic f==k!
Doctor Cum: Guto, I swear to God I will throw you out the m===========g window!
Guto: Whatever, Doctor Cum.
== John Pierre Enters ==
John Pierre: (walks into the room) Eyo, b=====s. There’s these f=====g monsters that keep f=====g killing people and f=====g destroying f=====g everything.
Doctor Cum: Maybe you need to mind your own g=====n business, you c==k-a=s n====r! Those monsters didn't do s==t to you!
Amanda: Uncle C=m, can you maybe stop being such an a=====e?
Uncle C=m: Shut the f==k up, c==t! This c========r's probably a crippled sheeny!
John Pierre: If you n====rs don't catch these damn monsters, I’m gonna say the f=====g M-word!
Guto: Wait. There's an M-word?
Amanda: "M====e".
Guto: "M====e"? What kind of r======d word is that? What f====t came up with "m====e"?
Doctor Cum: Okay, fine. f==k it. Let’s kill some m==========rs.
Guto: Aw hell yeah!
== They Go Into A Cave ==
John Pierre: Okay, guys. There is a monster or alien or whatever in that cave, so go in there and kill it.
Doctor Cum: Oh, for f==k's sake, I'm getting too old for this s==t.
(Everyone except John Pierre goes inside the cave.)
Doctor Douche: Hey. How come John Pierre isn’t coming in the cave with us?
Doctor Cum: Because the French are f=====g p=====s, you p===king n====r-f====t.
Amanda: Uncle C=m, that is very racist!
Uncle C=m: Oh chill out, b===h. It’s not like a called him a slur or anything, you f=====g dumb-ass c===k.
Guto: Hey, John Pierre! Where are the f=====g monsters at? We ain't found s==t!
John Pierre: Look harder, p=======k!
(Suddenly, some big rocks fall and block the entrance.)
Uncle C=m: Oh s==t! We're f=====g trapped! That g=====n little French f====t trapped us!
Amanda: Doctor C=m I'm sure it wasn't him. You just hate him because you're a racist.
Doctor Cum: Well, I do hate French people! It's just my personal opinion! We don't have to always agree about everything all the time!
Guto: He's got a point.
Doctor Cum: Shut the f==k up, Guto, you f=====g cum dumpster! Quit being a n====r and help us get the hell out of here!
== Amanda And John Pierre Do It ==
John Pierre: So… Uhh… You wanna f==k?
Amanda: John Pierre, you're 21 and I’m only 16. You could go to f=====g prison.
John Pierre: Age is just a g=====n number, n====r.
Amanda: Good point.
(They start making out.)
Amanda: Oh, John Pierre. f==k me. f==k me hard!
(They take their clothes off.)
John Pierre: God f=====g damn, your t=====s are big.
(They have sex on the couch.)
Amanda: Oh yeah! f==k me, you f=====g c========r! f==k me hard! Shove your d==k deep inside my f=====g p===y! Come on, b===h!
John Pierre: G=======t, I'm doing the best that I can!
Amanda: WELL, DO BETTER!
John Pierre: Okay, okay. Jesus Christ.
(John Pierre humps Amanda hard. Eventually John Pierre cums and they stop.)
Amanda: Wow, John Pierre. That s==t was f=====g incredible. We should have sex more often.
John Pierre: Yes indeed we should.
Amanda: Your c==k is so smooth.
John Pierre: Yes and your t=====s are so f=====g big.
(Just then, Doctor Cum walks into the room.)
Doctor Cum: (furious) What the f=====g f==k is f=====g going the f==k on here?! Why the f=====g f==k are you both so f=====g naked?!
== The French Guy Is Found Out ==
Amanda: Uncle C=m, I just found out John Pierre wants to take over the world.
Doctor Cum: G=======t, Amanda, I told you French people are b========g n====r-f====ts!
Amanda: Doctor C=m stop being so racist all the f=====g time!
Doctor Cum: I am not f=====g racist! Quit being a n====r!
Amanda: Uncle C=m, if you're not racist, then why do you say "n====r" so much?
Doctor Cum: Because, Amanda, "n====r" is c==n slang for "buddy".
Amanda: No, you f=====g idiot, "n====r" and "c==n" are both racial slurs for black people!
Doctor Cum: No, they're not, you stupid f=====g n====r! Besides, those c===s are complete f=====g n====r-f====ts!
Amanda: You see, that's the problem with you! Everything is "n====r" this, "n====r" that, "n====r" you, "n====r" me, "n====r" here, "n====r" there, "n====r" everywhere.
Doctor Cum: I will say whatever the f==k I g=====n want, you c=========g f=====g r======d autistic jockey-sucking n====r-f====t c==n!
== Moral Of The Story ==
Amanda: Uncle C=m, you were right. French people are stupid f=====g n====r-f====ts. I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
Doctor Cum: Oh, don't worry, Amanda. I forgive you.