I Eat Challenges for Breakfast

An adventure starring Armando and Demyan. 
== Setting ==
FBK Guild Hall, Niqamui, The Interdimensional Hallway, Professor Island
== Blurb (Short Episode Description) ==
When Demyan and Armando find out a sneaky rabbit has stolen a Bag of Tricks, they hunger for justice! Will they follow their nose and find the culprit? Or will they be serially thwarted by multiple challenges? I Eat Challenges For Breakfast is an actual play podcast of the LUCAS rpg system.
== Non Player Characters ==
* Antonia Latigre
* Captain Horatio Magellan
* Apple Jack
* Samuel Ramphastidae
* The Crispy Gang members
** Click Shadowstalker
** Russell Tiburon
** Boom Bang-Pow
* Barry Stien
* Fortuitous the Leprcaun
* Professor Madeline Spark
* Arlie Barrett
== Plot Summary ==
Armando meets Demyan at the guild hall after he reads the latest job flier from the job board. The flier states that the fate of many dimensions is at risk and help is needed in retrieving an object to keep stable and is signed K.I.D.S. (Keepers of the Interdimensional Door System). Demyan examines the flier more closely and, upon pressing the sigil, they are both transported to a room/space of pure white. Suddenly, rows and rows of different kinds of doors appear as they slide into their vicinity. One of the doors opens before them into a large room with a huge glass dome. Standing at the other side of the interior is an enigmatic, anthropomorphic tiger named Antonia. A rabbit folk thief stole an irreplaceable tool used to repair the doors between dimensions (known as the Bag of Tricks). Antonia's agent in Niqamui, Captain Horatio Magellan, is unable to be contacted and they fear the worst.
They return to Niqamui and head to the docks to check the port authority regarding the presence or last known location of the captain. With the help of the people at the dock facility, they are directed to his ship, The Guppy. When they leave and approach The Guppy, they encounter his first mate, Samuel Ramphastidae, they find that Captain Magellan was supposed to be meeting some shady characters at a specific warehouse. Demyan and Armando decide to investigate. Demyan picks the lock and they enter to find the captain tied to a chair in the middle of the room. When they start to free him, three elves appear and introduce themselves as Click, Russell, and Boom. Just when a conflict is about to happen, one of the elves identifies Armando by reputation and steers the other two away from fighting. Armando and Demyan release the captain from the custody of some street toughs and tell him they were sent by Antonia. At this, Horatio perks up and directs them to the place were the thief is said to have fled. He directs them to Professor Island where they suspect the Bag of Tricks to be. As the voyage is prepared, Armando finds a spinning chair and gleefully spins on it while Demyan talks the captain out of a cannon and he carefully places it in his advanced bag or near infinite space.
They sail to the island. After a day of sailing, the see an island where visible parts of it seem to transform in the blink of an eye. Knowing that is most likely a result of the Bag of Tricks, the disembark and make their way. A sweet smell hits their noses and they follow the scent which seemingly leads to the interior of the island. Before they get too far, a swarm of bees attack the heroes. Quickly, Armando identifies a set of flint rocks and desiccated foliage. Upon lighting the foliage on fire and standing in the smoke, the bees approach and become relaxed. Armando suddenly realizes that the smoke has a 'chill out' affect and begins to get a little hungry. As they proceed into the island's interior, they see two giants that are closely guarding sets of different colored pebbles. Armando decides to strip naked and enrich his clothes with the 'chill out' smoke. Her dons his clothes and rushes to the taller of the two giants and hugs him. Upon inhaling the overpowering smell of the smoke, both giants relax and begin to eat the stones they were guarding and they leave the heroes alone.
They reach a castle. They knock at the gate, but there is no answer. They see lights flashing in the tallest tower so Demyan decides to break open the door with the help of his new cannon. After annihilating the gate, a ghost appears and attacks Armando. Armando gets hurt but Demyan decides to capture the ghost by reversing the polarity on his potato gun. Moments later, the ghost is trapped in a recently used to-go ale bottle. They enter the castle and see a suspicious leprechaun in the courtyard. Armando asks about him and finds out he was sent here from another dimension. The heroes promise to help him return to his world after they find the bag. They head upstairs towards the room with lights and encounter a laboratory. They find what looks to be a reconstructed person named Barry. They ask Barry about Dr. Spark and she exits the shadows and speaks to Demyan. Through diplomacy, they find out that the thief if on the roof above them. They swiftly pursue the lead and find the thief, Arlie Barrett. They battle and defeat her. After reclaiming the bag, they take Arlie, the leprechaun, and transport them all back to the domain of all the doors between dimensions.
Category:Episodes
Category:Season 2024