127467-what-does-the-celery-say

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			Besides 'Thank You', what is your Celery pet telling you?	
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			I'm a totally useless vegetable for anything other than transporting peanut butter and raisins a.k.a. ants on a log or cream cheese from the plate to your mouth	
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He whispers to you to burn them all. Cleanse them in purifying fire and let the tears of their loved ones salt the earth. Their bones will crack and their blood will sizzle, and their screams will be conducted into the finest symphony ever heard. Those remaining will beg and plead for their lives, but there will be only terrible terrible suffering for them without even the hope for the sweet release of death.
 
 
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?	
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I think you are freaking my celery out a little bit O.o
and now he is a little sad	
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To me, he says "rub rub rub rub rub rub rub"
 
And then "thank you!"	
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