The First Battle of Fort Honkathan

== THE PRELUDE ==
Ok so you wanna know about the Battle of Fort Honkathan okay so well it started out with adan being a smelly moron that noone likes JK anyways Chilling wanted to make a simple easy fast paced musket (Cause they're fun as fuck and we were already training in them) terminal map that was well fun to play on and not terrible so he decided to make Fort Honkathan which is less of a fort and more just a big stone slab with cannons on the sides but im not here to roast it cause im not that unfunny flaggard ween Lamia oml- bye hun- anyways lets get onto the main battle 
== THE FIRST PHASE ==
At first we were actually kind of scared cause there was only like 3 of us and 20 of them (Note from Commander Goliath, editor of this page: I wasn't scared I just really wanted to kill them)
TheAxerman or Commander Goliath led the first inital charge and got a few shots on the DUR before being swarmed by their autistic hording tactics, in which the rest of the Clan followed suit. The clan was initally victorious after the hordes proved to be ineffective in combat skills, leading to a following genocide that would be looming over the entire time
LardyFlesh then proceeded to rape them with the colt revolver over and over again causing the term to be held by clown clan until something odd happened... look in the second phase to find out 
== THE SECOND PHASE ==
Into the entire midway point of the battle more autistic soldiers from the enemy side were pouring in and the numbers were becoming thinner and thinner until more Clown guys joined and we were helped by the L dettachment which has been one of our greatest ally in the upcoming wars except for when Lamia that dumb furry was just being an unfunny flagtard that noone likes anyways yeah we also trolled him by pretending to be liberals cause it was funny as fuck but we squashed the beef so im sorry Lamia if you're reading this no hard feelings k?
At this point the rats started joining and the communist computers as well and for some reason this strange girl named rapunzelcrown1 started walking around the map and going "(mind: what is this place)" and roleplaying and i kept trying to kill her but she ran too fast for my small autistic brain to comprehend anyways 
Now at this point in the middle facing to the third and final phase the term had swapped hands multiple times due to some of our better fighters getting killed by this one really good guy who I forgot the name of anyways he was probably using ESP so it doesnt even matter
== THE THIRD PHASE ==
At first they were just sitting in their fort waiting for a point where our line was thinned out enough for them to do an autistic charge but then they all got mowed down LOL 
Clown clan had officially secured the term and now it was just a slow upward inclining battle where we had formed a large line at the parapets of the terminal and kept firing off potshots at the stupid hostiles who were charging in straight lines with swords at us (yeah good plan adan) anyways throughout the battle adan thought we were cheating and so did kevin but we weren't and you guys are just stupid and kevin geninuely thought that his kills werent contributing to the leaderboard except they well were but we squashed the beef so its whatever I dont really care about it anymore
== EPILOUGE AND OVERALL ==
Rats and doges were fucking retarded in this raid some of them seriously got one kill and like 20 deaths worst KDR in human history anyways afterword we went into the LD discord cause Lamia was being a prick and we were unfunny for like 30 minutes until they all left VC so yeah that was the battle of Honkathan hope you enjoyed my retarded ramblings
File:Goliath riding a horse.png|Commander Goliath (TheAxerman) riding a horse into battle in the third phase
File:A dead sean.png|A dead enemy soldier under Hoodmonger's boot.
File:Schizo rambling.png|Schizophroneic rambling.
File:Initialpush.png|"SURRENDER NOW OR MEET YOUR FATE"
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