The Diner

Hee-Hee, hello boys and girls!  Your Old FIEND CREEPS is cooking up some DEADLY DELIGHTS!  Like OVEN-GHOSTED-CHICKEN, HUMAN-FINGER FOOD, MASHED-POTATOES AND GRAVE-Y, complete with your choice of dessert.  It is either HOT APPLE PIE ALA MOLD or a nice HOT SLUDGE SUNDAE aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.  Of course, allow me to recommend an appetizer, about a young waitress at a diner, called...
Back in March, 1958, there was a diner up in northern-Michigan, where a teenage waitress poured a middle-aged man a cup of coffee one day.  "Thank you miss" the man said with a grin as Hank Williams sang Kaw-Liga on the radio.  "You are welcome sir" the waitress smiled back at him, walking away.  The waitress noticed a teenage boy walk into the diner, and she blushed.  He took a seat on a stool up at the counter, and smiled at her as she put the pot of coffee on the coffee-maker.  
"Hey, Tina, how about I pick you up around six o'clock?" the teen asked the waitress.  "Hi Ross, sure that would be great" Tina answered him.  "Great!  See ya then babe!" Ross said and left.  "I love you" Tina called to him.  Later at six-thirty, Ross drove a truck with another teenage girl in it.  "I did the dirty deed honeybun.  After I killed my Girlfriend Tina, I dumped her body in the river" Ross said to the girl.  "Oh, Ross, now we shall never have anyone in between us" she told him, putting her head on his shoulder.  "Yeah, I knew Tina would sick her Dad on me if I broke up with her, so what's a guy supposed to do Faye!" he explained to her.  
Three weeks later, Ross and Faye both arrived at the diner in his truck at night.  "They should be closed at this time babe" Ross told her.  "Yes baby" Faye agreed.  They went in and nobody was inside.  Faye went into the kitchen and a knife plunged into her temple, killing her.  Ross sat down in a booth and sat quietly, until the dead apparition of Tina materialized beside it.  Her skin was dark and dead, her short, straight-hair was glowing an eerie-white and her pupils and irises glowed-white as well, as she stood in a dress coated with red-slime.  Ross gasped in surprise, and the ghost plunged the knife into his forehead, murdering him.  Later on, Tina's spirit came out of the kitchen with two fresh skulls on a platter and laughed away, as more slime of red oozed out of her dead-mouth, in between her dark and dead teeth.  From outside the diner grew dark, as the truck Ross parked behind it sat silently in the night.  
Tina really had some SKULLS in being a waitress eh?  As for poor Faye and Ross, they learned what it's like to be in a LOCAL DIE-NER AT FRIGHT heh-heh.  I'm glad Tina is getting A GHOST OF A CHANCE at her job too ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.