Ass-suka!

Asuka was a young girl who had an extreme fetish for very large balloons. One day, she decided to use a dead pig's scrotum as a toilet. Stripping down completely nude, she inserted the swine penis into her anus, only to let 'er rip with a long, stinky fart. This gas blast inflated the pig's ballsack like a balloon. Unfortunately, this little potty princess was just getting started. She began urinating into the pig's pink pounder, causing Porky's scrotum to inflate even bigger. Next, well, you see where this is going. Asuka's anus was stressed from lack of relief. The voluptuous schoolgirl had been constipated for weeks. But 20 heavy duty laxatives in a row melted her fudge pops into poop soup. Asuka began defecating into the pig penis, inflating his scrotal zone to laughable sizes. With one final drip of death, the pig's love sack erupted in a massive brown splash. Drained from her defecating desire, Asuka's naked body was fragile, and the crappy implosion proved too much for her to handle. Surrounded in a pool of her beloved excrement, blood-covered Poopuka... dies. 
"Other from https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/Crib_Your_Enthusiasm Crib Your Enthusiasm, https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/Mercury_in_Uranus?so=search Mercury in Uranus, and https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/Vom-Ate-Dead?so=search Vom-Ate-Dead, we can all agree ... Asuka is the worst .... pervert." 
Interviewers: 
Dr. Henry Schlinger - Behavioral Psychologist 
Location: Japan 
Date: October 4, 2005 
Way to Die: #1106