Quan

"给我们钱，我们就给你他妈的电脑!" -One of Quan's signiture taglines
Quan Industries Ltd. (often abrieviated to just Quan) is a multi-media company that specializes in technology, furniture, and massive bioweapons. The company is currently owned by Xue Hua Piao Piao.
== Sub-divisions ==
=== Quan Electronix ===
Quan Electronix is the technology division of Quan. They mainly focus on selling cheap pre-built computers and "gaming laptops" which you can snatch at an affordable but not criminally affordable price. Their top products include the Quan Dictator Gaming PC, the Quan Eruptor IV "Gaming Laptop," and the Quan Reijin-Loqued Portable Green-Ray DVD 3-in-1 Film Player. They have also developed a specific operating system for their PCs known as QuanOS (which is actually just a modified version of Windows 3.1).
==== Quan Gaming ====
Quan Gaming is a sub-division of Quan Electronix that specialize specifically in game development and publishing. So far, they have one title under their belt; that being Is It Gaming: The Video Game. In 2019, Quan Gaming purchased GameFillip and all of its assets and began expanding the total library of games. GameFillip by Quan was released to Chinese gaming markets in 2021 and has yet to be released outside the country.
=== Quan Ergonomix ===
Quan Ergonomix is the sub-division dedicated to the creation of comfortable furniture and products that don't strain your brain or paint a train. Their notable products include The Quan Thröne Ergonomic Chair and The Quan Händ-Cöntörtör Competer Mouse. 
=== Quan Bioweapons ===
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== Lawsuits ==
* In 2013, a woman by the name of Bagingy Peterson who wishes to remain anonymous broke her uterus after falling out of the Quan Thröne Ergonomic Chair. She was forced to pay Quan $386 for damages to the chair.
* In 2019, YouTube tech reviewer Penis Tech Tips complained that the Quan Reijin-Loqued Portable Green-Ray DVD 3-in-1 Film Player stopped working after he flicked the dongle. He was forced to pay Quan $5000 for trying to destroy their reputation by peddaling misinformation to the masses.
* In 2021, citizens of Switzerland said that the new edition of the Quan Eruptor IV "Gaming Laptop" was pretty good. Quan sued the entire country for $6.8 trillion for damages to the company's integrity.
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