Summoning of Foo

== Before ==
1.30 pm, Level 3, Cult of Foo HQ, Flopal
Conversation between the Foohrer and the Priest of Foo
I told you, this is not the right time!
And you wanted us to put everything in the hands of a man who didn't even finish elementary? You put this entire cult at risk!
YOU DON'T KNOW IT!
I KNOW IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS VERY FACILITY! Foo must be reawakened, and he must be reawakened NOW! Can't you see? The Cult of Foo is FALLING APART!
FALSE! That's not happening. This man that you said is what pulls us together right now! Don't you see? He's an excellent opportunity! In a few years, the Masterplan could be manifest!
THE GREAT MASTERPLAN WILL NEVER BE MANIFEST WITHOUT FOO HIMSELF! Hold on; I have a question for you. Are you even a cultist? What cultists rejected the resurrection of their god?
I DO NOT REJECT IT! It is just not the right time. We don't even know what it is!
IT IS OUR GOD! FOO! AND HE IS RESURRECTED, NOW!
Priest of Foo pulls the switch to resurrect Foo, who has been frozen inside the ice for thousands of years...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! YOU DOOMED US ALL!
NO! I AM BRINGING US TO GREATNESS! GLORY TO FOO!
Foo awakens...
== Start ==
"Ok, livestream!, i found the infamous Cult Of Foo base, here it is right in Flopal. Here is some views and they're doing something strange.. I gotta get away, but for now let me show you the facility. -Camera zoom in sounds- Uh,uh. Here, you see? There are security coming with uh, AK-s and some people in it, let me put better lens to zoom. Uh-uh, -inserting sounds- -zooms- Wait, isn't that famous Sam Bingus? The Sergei Bingushenko? Huh? Yes, its him. There is a plane.. He is preparing to take off. -diving in bushes- -whisper- Uh, its flying to my derection. Nevermind, its above me now, it flew to east. The building looks modern! Wow! The soldiers. Hm, they are looking on my side. -Whispers- Let's get away! -slides-" - Stream of famous journalist Zabiybloing Gogis.
=== Flopali Hotel, 19:30 ===
"Mhm, i am flying away from heli right now. I am walking to it -sips beer- Uhuh, so right. These are some weird things. Im gotta contact the UN maybe to keep eye on 'em." -flying away-
=== UN Patrol ===
The research facility on Mt.Googas has set 3 helis 7 KM away the facility with 3 FSOGT (Floppa-Sogga-Transport)s. They prepared and installed offroad wheels to balance. They arrived and patrolled the area. They used infro-red viewports and found out theres all people in weird room under the cliff.
The UN, after being contacted has sent 5 soldiers in the UNSOU to check the suspicious activity.
-viewing from binoclaur- Hmph, no security for now.
Anyone here?
No one, that seems suspicious.
[R] Leave, we will keep eye on them.
UNSOU soldiers hide 10 high-res cameras around the mountain.
=== Explosion ===
An explosion on the mountain put the UN on alert and declared a raid by the UNSOU, with Commander Flop Johnsons in charge of the raid. Reports of a Zabloing-like entity standing in the mountains quickly arrived. These are reported conversations between UNSOU members. 
1:35 PM: 
Pilot 1: The fuck is that thing? 
Flop Johnsons: What thing? 
Pilot 1: it looks like Zabloing but, more purpl- 
Pilot 2: IT'S SWIN- Explosion sound, troops screaming in background 
After this conversation, Flop Johnsons decided to dispatch ground UNSOU troops to deal with the problem, as well as bomber planes and fighter jets. 
8:23 PM:
Pilot 3: We've arrived, I'm seeing a large entity in the mountains. 
Flop Johnson: Fly away from it, we have dispatched the people fit for that job.
A group of fighter jets spotted a base near the entity's location, which according to them "looked like a research facility". The UNSOU ground troops, requested permission to call the Flopali Military, which suceeded.
8:59 PM:
UNSOU: Code red! Code red! This is UNSOU, we request backup! Fighting with anomalous entity! We are at ███████!
Flopali Military Commander: Hold on in there, we're sending backup. Should take a hour.
The sun was setting, soldiers we're being wiped out left and right. The Flopali Government, now aware of the situation has issued a 100 kilometer exclusion zone, evacuating any people inside that exclusion zone. 
10:11 PM
Flopali Military Base Radio: Backup should be coming soon, are you still there?
UNSOU Station: ...
F.M.B.R: Hello? You there?
UNSOU Station: ...
By this point, multiple UNSOU troops have retreated due to the rough fighting conditions, however a bomber plane managing to hit the ear resulted in a revolutionary change.
10:26 PM:
Pilot 4: Coming over the ear, might make him a bit mad. Bomb released, Foo screaming in background
Pilot 4: Wait, the fuck? Did that actually... Man, i gotta contact Johnson about this!
Flop Johnsons: This is frequency █████, anything important to say?
Pilot 4: I think i found a weak spot on the ears, i think you should aim there!
6 bomber planes, with their pilots nervous took off with their bomb chamber loaded, aiming for both ears. The CoF base near the battlezone also caught the attention of Flop Johnson.
10:45 PM:
Pilot 5: Aiming for the ears, i think it's ready to attack back.
At 10:47 PM, all 6 planes bombed the ears, significantly damaging Foo, which by now was identified. Within a few minutes, Foo was killed by the UNSOU. Flop Johnson now ordered for a raid of the facility tommorow.
On 6:00 AM, UNSOU forces arrived to the facility to raid it. The task they we're given was to arrest or kill every member within the base. The raid was long as 17 hours, in the raid, these members we're either captured or killed:
# The Foohrer, real name unknown. Ultimate leader of the Cult of Foo.
# Priest of Foo, real name unknown. The one who released Foo.
# Sergei Bingushenko. Alias is Samuel Binguson, the Chairman of the United Flops Federal Reserve. He controls the distribution of the UF Dollar and Flops.
# Bing-Jun-San . Cult of foo general security member. Leader of the Cult of Foo East Asia branch.
# Bing-Jun-San Jr.
# Bingustar Xumin
# FlopSogius Sauatcun
# Xi-Sog-Jan
# Flopper Jacksonford. Leader of the Cult of Foo North America branch.
# Flopfonohoe Bingus
# Igor Bingus. Leader of the Cult of Foo Flopsha branch.
# Bing-San-Jin. Leader of the Cult of Foo eastern Flopsha branch.
# Bingai Llama
# Floppai Llama
# Bingustan Xumin Jr.
# Ñoį Ÿår Bēn
# مسو سك bingus
# ئᏀ ᎾᏍᏜ’Ꮿ ~ sog
# Soggi Nustugal
# Bingar Bings
# Bing Bing Bings
# Bulgus Hun Men
# Jun Hun BPso bing fujlo
# Alberto Flopolez, Cult of Foo South America branch leader, as well as the president of the Flopombian oil company Flopombia Petroleum.
# Georgios Flikikis, Cult of Foo Falkan brach leader and ceo of the ALPHA tv channel.
Most of them are famous people among civilians, capturing them directly would cause in a possible public outrage.
Other are now wanted for this horryfying incident. The UN decommisioned the base and burned down any evidence of Foo. 
W.I.P
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