The Advantages of Being a Dog

*No one expects you to take a bath every day.
*Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
*When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
*If it itches, you can reach it.
*And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.
*You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.
*If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
*You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap
*Having big feet is considered an asset.
*If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.
*No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.
*No matter where you live, you own the place.
*Your mate never complains because you whine.
*Puppy love can last.
Category:Animals