Warrior Cats Go To School: Spoof

This is a spoof by Spottedwing.
== First Day ==
Splashheart: *gets out of the car*
Ebonyfur: Have a nice day! *drives away and then turns and hits a telephone pole*
Splashheart: *looks over shoulder in horror then innocently walks over to a group of she-cats*
Jaybird: Splashheart!
Oliveclaw: Splahheart!
Splashheart: Jaybird! Oliveclaw! How was your funtastic summer?
Oliveclaw: What's summer?
Jaybird: It's the proper word for green-leaf. And Splashheart, funtastic isn't a word. You guys need to get back to school
Oliveclaw: That's why we're here, Dumbbird.
Splashheart: Yeah, shut up, Dumbbell. Plus, we aren't guys, we are she-cats.
Jaybird: StarClan, forbid you.
Splashheart: Too bad Marshpelt, isn't here... She would enjoy this.
Jaybird: Too bad we don't have marshmallows...
Oliveclaw: Why are we talking about marshmallows?
Splashheart and Jaybird: I don't know...
MEANWHILE ON THE BUS...
Marshpelt: Hey, Larchfang?
Larchfang: Yeah? 
Marshpelt: Do you have a crush on Splashheart?
Larchfang: No...
Marshpelt: Do you have a crush on Splashheart?
Larchfang: I said no!
Marshpelt: Do you have a crush on Splashheart?
Larchfang: Shut up! I told you no!
Marshpelt: *slams Larchfang hard against the side of the bus and that broke some of his teethand makes a throat cutting motion* Tell the truth, Larchfang... Or you get it..
Larchfang: Fine, fine, I like her a little. Now get out of my sight!
Marshpelt: No! *puts her mad insane creepy scary face on* 
Larchfang: OK! OK! I like her a lot.................................
 
IN CLASS...
Oliveclaw: OMSC! There's a riddle on the bird!
Splashheart: Board, Oliveclaw, not bird.
Oliveclaw: Whatever!
The Riddle:
What are the four days of the week that the letter 'T'?
Jaybird: FOOLISH! There are only TWO! CAN YOU HERE ME? TWO!!!
Ms. Timberleaf: Um... Use your head. DO YOU HEAR ME? USE YOUR HEAD!
Jaybird: STOP YELLING!
Ms. Timberleaf: RIGHT BACK AT YOU!
Jaybird: *growls* Splashheart! Do you know?
Splashheart: No.
Jaybird: Are you lying?
Splashheart: *thinks* Yes.
Jaybird: *makes throat cutting motion*
Splashheart: I ain't afraid of you.
Jaybird: *viciously attacks Splashheart*
Ms. Timberleaf: JAYBIRD! What in the world! DETENTION!
Jaybird: *look of horror then makes an innocent face* But I I'm too sweet!
Nutshell: *cough*Ya right*cough*
Jaybird: WELL, THANK YOU for the backup.
LATER... DURING READING CLASS
Branchfang: Holá.
Splashheart: Shut up.
Branchfang: Bonjour.
Marshpelt: Shut up.
Branchfang: Hello.
Splashheart: Shut up!
Branchfang: Hallo.
Marshpelt: Shut up!
Larchfang: ALL of you shut up!!!
Branchfang: Okie Dokie!
Ms. Timberleaf: Now this is how to make charts. Now what do we do? Marshpelt?
Marshpelt: Who are you to boss us around?
Larchfang: Shut up!
Splashheart: Are you broken?
Branchfang: Marshpelt, you were asked a question! 
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Marshpelt: What was the question?
Ms. Timberleaf: You should have listened! Not fought. DETENTION for all of you!
Larchfang: Like I care?
Branchfang: Not the first time...
Marshpelt: Never cared... Never will...
Splashheart: *trying not bite the teacher* Yeah, I *insert sarcasm* hate detention.
Category:Spoofs
Category:~Spottedwing
Category:Non-canon