My First Li'l Meth Lab

In this commercial, Keyz sells a learning toy for the budding young drug dealer.
==Script==
Hey, listeners! Chances are that you or someone you know has a small child. But with all the toys available, it can often be hard to find one that will not only hold childrens' interest but also teach them while they play. That's why Awful Show affiliate Pisher-Frise has developed the latest toy sensation...
My First Li'l Meth Lab!
The toy that is not only fun, but educational. Let's face it. There will always be a market for cheap drugs. And with the skills My First Li'l Meth Lab teaches your child, they could be earning their first million before they even get to high school! What are you going to do? Send them to college for 4 years just so they can be part of an already saturated job market?
The Pisher-Frice My First Li'l Meth Lab includes pseudoephedrine tablets, striker plates, drain cleaner and all the other tools your child will need to help them start making quality product before pre-school! Don't let your child become a faceless slug in a business suit 10 or 12 years from now. Help them take their first step toward a lucrative career and luxurious lifestyle.
My First Li'l Meth Lab!
Cause most of the time being high on life isn't nearly enough.
My First Li'l Meth Lab!
Available at all Toys 'B' Us, K. R. Toys and Muck Sticky's MethMart locations.
== Notes of Interest ==
*Pisher-Frise, Toys 'B' Us, K. R. Toys are parody names of Fisher-Price, Toys 'R' Us, and K. B. Toys, respectively. 
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