Strebwork

Strebby
== History ==
Strebwork, aka General Stroyan of the Union Army, is a very very legendary calc teacher at Abington Heights High School. He is quite possibly the teacher who has been their the longest, literally having bricks from the school's construction holding up his desk. Due to his fantastic beard and mustache, and age, he has been given the nickname of "General Stroyan" by the Class of 2020, as a joke that he fought in the Civil War. WMD introduced this joke to the Meme Lord and eventually the Council. He was so fresh that in Sly Frog Fry's class, he shouted at Ford to shut up when he was purposefully talking over him.
Mike Kachowski, Snazzmaster. Tactician, MondayMan and Sly Frog Fry were both fortunate enough to have Strebwork as their teacher, thought it was this class where WeBWorK became infamous. The WeBWorK servers themselves were actually kept in Strebwork's classroom, and hence this is where many memes were born. For the cancelled Abington RPG, Strebwork was going to the pre-final boss, being corrupted by the WeBWorK itself. Dr. Strebwork from the Garf Lore came from this idea as well. If that isn’t a good hint as to how terrifying these WeBWork sets are, then how about this:
Each of these WeBWork sets range from 7 to 30 problems in length, the longest ones being the Forces I set and the Impulse Momentum set, both with the max of 30 problems. They are also notorious for introducing concepts which are days or even a full week away from being shown, meaning the class follows the progression of the sets. They are also the sole pieces of homework administered in AP Physics I; but they more than make that up for the difficulty of the problems.
The Dr. Strebwork himself has certain rules that must be followed in the classroom besides other teachers. Stories of catching college kids cheating off of infrared calculators have made Strebwork very difficult to avoid when not adhering to strict testing rules. Every test must be placed face-down on the desk and only observed on Strebwork’s command. Nobody can leave their seats during this process either, and that is the strictest rule there is for his tests. One student next to MondayMan has been yelled at multiple times for breaking the rule.
What regiment is inside of his classes Strebwork makes up for in the most satirical and sarcastic sense of humor in the entire school. He may also be the only one at AHHS capable of “dad jokes” that relate to the subject at hand. For example, when measuring units of “work” in centimeters, the unit of force “dyne” is used in calculating the unit “erg”. What proceeded next was his analogy of “dying centipede says Erg!” 
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