Theodore 'Ted' Spankoffski

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==Summary==
Theodore 'Ted' Spankoffski is a recurring character featured in the Hatchetfield Trilogy. He features heavily in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, initially as Paul Matthews's co-worker and friend at CCRP Technical before being infected by The Apotheosis. In Nightmare Time: The Hatchetfield Ape-Man Ted poses as the Hatchetfield Ape-Man in order to win Duchess Lucy Stockworth's hand in marriage. Ted is the main character of Time Bastard
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: , with The Disintegrator
Name: Theodore 'Ted' Spankoffski, Teddy Bear (Tinky), Teddy (Jenny), Homeless Man, KONK
Origin: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (Hatchetfield Trilogy)
Gender: Male
Age: 34 (TGWDLM, Black Friday)
Classification: Human, Sleazeball, Time Bastard
Powers and Abilities: Peak Human Physical Characteristics, Superhuman Speed, Acausality (Type 4; After Ted was "touched" by Tinky and got some of his power, he was aborted from the flow of time), Time Travel (With CCRP Technical Office; Time Traveled 85 years into the future, and went back in time to 2004), Fire Manipulation (With The Disintegrator)
Attack Potency: Street level (Bludgeoned Infected Sam in the back of the head with a trash can's lid/handle, ripping out his brain. Could kick down a nailed shut door), Small Building level with The Disintegrator (Slowly disintegrated Executive Kilgore and Jenny, which would be this level)
Speed: At least Subsonic (Should be comparable to Paul and Bill. Dived into Hidgens' rifle bullet's path before it hit Lucy)
Lifting Strength: Average Human
Striking Strength: Street level
Durability: Street level (Survived Infected Sam and Charlotte's beating)
Stamina: Average
Range: Standard melee range, several meters with The Disintegrator
Standard Equipment: The Disintegrator
Intelligence: At least Average (Escaped from hundreds of CCRP employers trying to kill him with futuristic technology)
Weaknesses: Incredibly cowardly
==Notable Matchups==
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Category:Characters
Category:Hatchetfield Trilogy
Category:Male Characters
Category:Theater Characters
Category:Humans
Category:Adults
Category:Neutral Characters
Category:Time Travelers
Category:Acausal Characters
Category:Fire Users
Category:Glass Cannons