Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History 5

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The 5th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. It has McDonald's mascot Ronald McDonald versus The Burger King, Burger King's mascot. It was uploaded March 23rd, 2012.
== Lyrics==
===Ronald McDonald :===
Call me Ronald MC cause I'm bringing all the flavor,
And if you're the King, I guess I'm the creator,
I'm the captain of franchises, they're my Black Pearl,
And I'm slinging these nuggets all around the world,
Come through my golden arches and catch a snack attack,
Your queen comes in often, she likes the taste of my Big Mac,
These XL shoes are way too big for you to fill,
I'll slap 2 all beef patties on your busted up grill.
=== The Burger King : ===
I'm the KING, and I'm coming in hard,
Time to wrap onion rings around this retard,
I'd say you're a joke, but you already know,
I can tell by that Napoleon Dynamite fro,
2 all beef patties? Well I've got flame broiled heat,
I'm going home to a throne, you're going home to defeat,
HA, Whopper Jr. could handle this clown,
Replace that double cheese smile with an upsized frown.
===Ronald McDonald :===
Try to joke on a jokester? This really can't continue,
My flows are extra value, and you're on my Dollar Menu,
A frown on my face? You've got your patties flipped,
You're tied down to a hag and I'm a super sized pimp,
You've challenged a real dynasty that's here to stay,
So bend over like a punk so you can have it your way,
You'll always be 2nd, so go ahead and retire,
My kingdom is like my fries, It'll never expire.
===The Burger King :===
Don't forget, you're speaking to a royal,
I'll wrap your leftover rhymes up in aluminum foil,
And when it comes to this game I won't cut you any slack,
Oh and I caught the Hamburgler, sneaking Whoppers in the back,
And you're a pimp? Well that's just absurd,
Unless you're pimping cashiers with that line "Billions Served"
They put a rodeo clown? with an OG that's thuggin' it,
It was a King-sized victory bitch, I'm lovin' it.
<poll>
 Who Won?
 Ronald McDonald
 The Burger King
</poll>
Category:Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoon History
Category:Ronald McDonald
Category:The Burger King
Category:ERBoCH Season 1
Category:Vic (TIS)