No Good Speed

No Good Speed is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot. It was released on June 17, 2021.
==Characters==
*Sonic
*Crash
==Transcript==
(In a city, a blue hedgehog with a hoodie on walk out of a movie theater, seeing the city quiet, clean and dark. Ernest, an emu is seen taking bags of crops as two evil mad scientists show up in their mobiles, threating Ernest)
*Eggman: *evil laugh* Look who's scared of the mad scientists?!
*Ernest: What the? Who are you?
*Cortex: Snooping as usual we see. Surrender to us. I am Dr. Neo Cortex.
*Eggman: And i am Dr. Robotnik. My enemies call me Eggman, but i'll keep it as a name.
*Ernest: You leave my crops alone or else!
*Eggman: Let's shoot this emu for a nice chicken wing.
*Sonic: *see Ernest getting threaten by Eggman and Cortex* Ernest in danger. I gotta save him! *fight Eggman and Cortex*
*Eggman: What the? What are you doing here?
*Sonic: I'm doing this to protect this poor guy!
*Cortex: *shoot beam balls at Sonic with his ray gun* Get out of the way.
*Sonic: Terraaaa!!! *spin kick Cortex*
*Cortex: Watch the speed!
*Sonic: It's no good speed!
*Ernest: Save me hedgehog! Those two scientists are trying to shoot me out over my crops.
(At the bandicoot's house in the Wumpa Islands, Crash is seen sleeping on the sofa as Aku Aku watch the screen with Sonic fighting against Eggman and Cortex)
*Aku Aku: Crash! Crash!
*Crash: *wake up* Whoa!
*Aku Aku: Your friend Sonic is in danger. You gotta save him. Now! You got the power to save your friend from danger. It is time!
*Crash: He he ha ha! *jump into a warp portal*
(Crash show up at the battle, but suddenly the battle was over as Sonic defeated Eggman and Cortex)
*Sonic: Whoa, hey there little fellow. The battle's over. You miss it.
*Crash: Aw.
*Eggman: *his mobile is damaged* You'll pay for this.
*Cortex: *his flying rocket is damaged* How i am going to get home?
*Crash: Yee-haw! *jump and spin Eggman and Cortex away*
*Eggman: Noooo!!!
*Cortex: We'll always win with our manners!
*Crash: He he ha ha.
*Ernest: You saved me. *look at the ground to see his damaged crops* My crops. Oh no, not my crops.
*Sonic: That sucks to be you. You wouldn't want to eat a chili dog off the dog or a pizza on the floor, don't you?
*Ernest: Oh no. I'm ruined.
*Sonic: Let's have a little talk together with the bandicoot.
(Sonic, Crash and Ernest lay their heads on the damaged crop bags on the ground, acting like a pillow as Sonic talk about a good deed)
*Sonic: All the hedgehogs and bandicoots have their own kind together. I bet they're all going to be trading their chili dogs and wumpa fruits all together and mix them up into a mix combo. It'll taste like Mountain Dew Dorito flavored, but it'll still taste gross after all! I mean why order a Domino's Pizza instead? Just have iced tea with you and drink it with it. There will not be another speed of eating fast in another century of the whole entire universe. I really mean it.
THE END
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Video game crossovers
Category:Crossovers
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff