Morthony mike

Morthony Mike is the titular character of the Mourtney Mike and Melissa timeline, in which Mike and Melissa interdimensionally fuse with the esteemed and famous characters of Dimension Mourtneycord. His name is often shortened to Mort Mike for the sake of brevity. He is a lesser Elemike. 
Mort Mike wants to become an orc from world of warcraft so he can become strong enough to leave the house again. He accidentally locked himself inside after the Crazy Glue Tooth Incident of 2019. 
His Melissa is Courtney Melissa, a human tulpa of a woman he once saw in a hypnotic, Scott Pilgrim esque vision, except instead of being on roller skates she was playing league with her boobs out for money. 
== ABilities ==
Morthony Mike has many abilies. 
* Blizzcon 2018 Attendance: Morthony Mike went to blizzcon and knows many things about the hit game World of Warcraft 
* Sad: Mort Mike is depressed. 
* Infertile: Mort Mike is infertile. 
* Permanent Green Stain: Mort Mike is stained permanently green due to his bathing habit of only using green sharpies to condition his skin in an attempt to become an orc from World of Warcraft. 
Category:Mourtneycord Timeline
Category:Extended Canon
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Category:Elemikes