An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript

* (After the dark blue FBI warnings, the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears)
* ("COMING SOON" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO THEATERS" flies in from the left)
* Brian Cummings: Coming soon to theaters.
* (After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, the screen fades to a black background. Yellow subtitles read "10 Years Ago")
* Mark Elliott: 10 years ago.... (After a silent clip of Ariel swimming up during "Part of Your World", the next set of subtitles reads "A Mermaid Dreamed of Life on a Land") A mermaid dreamed of life on the land.
* Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before.
* (We see Eric and Max onscreen, with Max barking happily while Eric plays the flute and dances with him. The screen fades to the black background, with two more sets of subtitles reading "Now Her Daughter" and "Dreams of the Sea")
* Mark Elliott: Now, her daughter...dreams of the sea.
* Melody: You know what? Sometimes I even pretend... (Sebastian puts his claw up to his ear while smirking) I have...fins!
* (Upon hearing this, Sebastian freezes up and faints. Then we cut to Melody jumping over him and diving into the ocean)
* Mark Elliott: Get ready for a story unlike any other.
* Ariel: This is the only fashion. (We see Undertow leading Melody's rowboat to Morgana, along with silent clips of the mer-folk swimming up to the surface) Melody can't know about mer-people or Atlantica... (We see Ariel's hand giving King Triton Melody's necklace) or even you, Daddy.
* Melody: You're hiding something from me, aren't you?
* Eric: (Sits on the bed with Ariel) Ariel, darling, we knew that this day would come.
* (We cut to Morgana conjuring up a magic growth on Undertow)
* Mark Elliott: It's an adventure you'll never forget.
* Melody: What...what's going on?
* Ariel: Melody?
* (Upon seeing this, Sebastian gasps and runs to her in a panic)
* Sebastian: MELODY'S GONE! MELODY'S GONE!!
* Morgana: I'll succeed at the one fact my sister never could!
* (Melody's mermaid tail turns back into legs)
* Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures proudly presents its 47th feature-length animated motion picture event.
* Melody: I must figure this out! (Sebastian groans and he tries to climb onto the edge of the rowboat) I know this necklace means something. If no one's gonna warn me, I'm gonna find out for myself!
* (The movie logo appears as it ripples with the water)
* Mark Elliott: "The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea".
* Sebastian: I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!!
* (We cut to a black background on the final note of the instrumental for "Down to the Sea", yellow subtitles appear, saying "Coming to Theaters Fall 2000")
* ("Atomic Dog" by George Clinton playing)
* George Clinton: (sings) Yes, this is the story of a famous dog. For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy. Like the boys, if they're out there walking the streets. May compete, nothing but the dog in you. Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Do the dogcatcher, baby, do the dogcatcher.
* Cruella De Vil: Surprise.
* George Clinton: (singing) Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Just walking the dog. Oh, atomic dog. Dogs of the world unite!
* ("COMING SOON" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO OWN ON VIDEO & DVD" flies in from the left)
* Brian Cummings: Coming soon to own on video and DVD.
* (After the screen fades from black, the yellow subtitles on-screen fly into the screen, "Star Wars"-style fashion. The onscreen text is read while the "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" credits theme plays)
* Andy Geller: Since the dawn of civilization, the galaxies have echoed with tales of ancient heroes. Now, comes the story of one such hero. A beacon of hope, freedom and justice throughout the universe. And for the first time ever, his galactic exploits are premiering only on video and Disney DVD.
* (The yellow text fades away)
* Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. And beyond!
* (The screen flashes white, and the final version of the movie's logo zooms in onscreen)
* Andy Geller: Walt Disney Pictures presents a Pixar Animation Studios film. "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins". The story of Buzz's epic fight with the Evil Emperor Zurg. Coming August 8th on video (We cut to the Disney DVD logo) and Disney DVD!
* (The Walt Disney Pictures presents logo fades in)
* Michael Bell: Walt Disney Pictures proudly presents...
* (The logo for the movie title fades in, but Tigger bursts up from the bottom of the screen)
* Tigger: Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
* Michael Bell: "Pooh's Grand Adventure 2: The Tigger Movie".
* (Screen fades to Tigger standing boldly as the song ends)
* Roo: (Jumps in the air) Wow!
* (Screen fades from black, revealing Pooh climbing a tree. The next clip shows Tigger swinging on a tree branch with his tail)
* Tigger: Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
* (Screen fades to the black background with the text reading "Discover the Adventure")
* Michael Bell: Discover the adventure.
* (Screen fades from black, showing a clip of "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" with Tigger bouncing apart from Rabbit's garden)
* Tigger: C'mon! Hurry it up! (We cut to a clip from "Pooh's Grand Adventure 2" where Tigger bounces through a pond to the screen) No time for dawdling!
* (Water splashes at the screen, and the screen fades to a black background with the text now reading "Believe in Your Imagination")
* Michael Bell: And believe in your imagination. (Screen fades from black, revealing silent clips of the sequel) As Walt Disney Pictures takes you back to the place...that's inside all of us. And lives in the hearts..... (Silent clips of the characters are shown as the announcer mentions their names) of Roo, (Eeyore sees his family room coming down) Eeyore, (Piglet shivers while calling Tigger's name while walking in the blizzard) Piglet, (Tigger lands on a tree stump) Tigger, (Pooh is shown singing to the bees) and Winnie the Pooh. (The "Pooh's Grand Adventure 2" logo appears, with "The Movie" appearing underneath) "Pooh's Grand Adventure 2: (Tigger's name is written in) The Tigger Movie".
* (The clip of Tigger standing boldly at the end of the song, now with Tigger's growling heard in the background. Then the screen fades to a black background, revealing the text "Coming Soon to Own on Video and Disney DVD")
* ("NOW AVAILABLE" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO OWN ON VIDEO" flies in from the left)
* Brian Cummings: Now available to own on video.
* (After the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, the "Discover Spot" book cover opens)
* Kath Soucie: Experience a very special time with your child.
* Steve: Hello, Spot.
* Kath Soucie: In a world filled with discovery.
* Helen: It's only me.
* Kath Soucie: And learning. (Claire's laughing is heard as Spot follows his mum out of the blue shed) As Disney presents the new interactive feature-length video: "Discover Spot"...
* Spot: Hello, mum.
* Kath Soucie: Based on the award-winning, best-selling "Spot" books. It's everyone's favorite puppy, Spot. (Spot barks twice) Share the joy of making new friends.
* Spot: C'mon. I'll race you!
* Kath Soucie: And having new experiences that make learning fun.
* Duncan Lamont: (sings) There's a brand new world to discover.
* Kath Soucie: It's the charming song-filled adventure that you and your preschooler are sure to love.
* Duncan Lamont: (singing) Everyone is having lots of fun...
* (We cut to a black background where the VHS box art for "Discover Spot" is shown)
* Kath Soucie: Disney presents "Discover Spot". (The case flies to the left and a sticker fades in, saying "All-new!". At the same time, subtitles read "Now on Video") Now on video!
* Duncan Lamont: (singing) With a friend...named...Spot!
* (Screen fades to black on the final note of the theme song)
* ("NOW AVAILABLE" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO OWN ON VIDEO & DVD" flies in from the left)
* Brian Cummings: Now available to own on video and DVD.
* ("Taking Us Home" by The Samples play in the background)
* Tom Kane: Children grin...laugh...dream their dreams...and live in a world of their own imagination...all the time.
* Sean Kelly: (sings) Was taking us home.....
* Tom Kane: Presenting the Walt Disney Gold Classic Collection. Featuring movies to inspire the imagination for the child in all of us. And beginning on the first Tuesday of every month, your child's imagination can come to life with a different Disney video or DVD selection. Each video features magical extras and can be yours at a special low price.
* Marie: Hooray!
* Tom Kane: Now your child might even imagine they can create grand music with a Walt Disney classic video like "The Aristocats".
* Berlioz: It isn't Beethoven, but it sure bounces!
* Tom Kane: Or climb to new heights like in "Fun and Fancy Free", featuring the original "Mickey and the Beanstalk". They can send their spirits soaring, just like "Pocahontas".
* Pocahontas: What is my path? How am I ever going to find it?
* Tom Kane: And have endless fun with the song-filled Disney masterpiece, "Make Mine Music", available for the first time ever on video.
* Sean Kelly: (singing) It's taking us home.....
* Tom Kane: The Walt Disney Gold Classic Collection. Imagination for a lifetime!
* (After the black and gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, we cut to Max jumping out the front door at the beginning of the song "After Today". Along with several other silent clips from the movie)
* Max: Going somewhere, Dad?
* (We cut to Goofy climbing up the car complete with stuff)
* Goofy: It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
* Max: Donald Duck?
* Goofy: No, silly. With you!
* (The camera rotates over to Max and slowly zooms in on him as he is horrified about being chosen as his father's vacation mate. Then Max faints and we cut to Goofy and Max opening the car trunk and bumping their heads into each other by incident)
* Mark Elliott: It's Goofy and Max in their first all-new animated feature.
* Goofy: We'll spend some real quality time together!
* Max: I think I'm gonna be sick.
* (We cut to a black background with the gold "Walt Disney Pictures presents" logo zooming out from the camera and landing in place in the center)
* Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
* Goofy: C'mon. This is gonna be fun! (Grabs Max's arm and runs out the car with him)
* (We cut to the branch breaking apart and Goofy collapsing onto the floor as a possum flies into Max's pants)
* Mark Elliott: The story of a father who couldn't be closer to driving his son crazy. (Goofy's car smashes into a metal post during "On the Open Road") Now, (Max groans while helping Goofy replace a car tire) they're getting a smash curse in becoming best friends.
* Max: (Points to Bigfoot) It's...BIGFOOT!!
* Goofy: Could you back up a bit, Mister Foot? Uh, you’re out of focus.
* (Bigfoot roars at them and we cut to Max and Goofy running from Bigfoot)
* Powerline: (sings) If we listen to each other's heart.
* Mark Elliott: One of Disney's favorite classic characters... (The car's bag hits a rock archway and Goofy lands on Max's skateboard)
* Powerline: (singing) We’ll find we’re never too far apart.
* Mark Elliott: In the most hilarious...
* Bobby: It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Heh-heh! (Hits the spray cheese on his hand into his mouth) Mmm!
* (We cut to Goofy and Max dancing with Powerline onstage)
* Mark Elliott: And hippest animated musical comedy ever!
* Bobby: A little smoke-age! Ah-woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
* (We cut to Goofy doing his signature yell as he falls from the heavens. Max and Roxanne flinch as Goofy smashes halfway through the porch roof, but waves at the screen. Then we cut to the movie's opening logo at the beginning of the movie)
* Mark Elliott: "A Goofy Movie".
* Goofy: (Opens the door) Ahuck! Morning, son!
* Max: Dad! (Pulls up his pants)
* Mark Elliott: It's hard to be cool if your dad is Goofy!
* (Goofy pulls a string on Max's life vest, which overheats)
* Goofy: You look just like I did at your age.
* Max: Please don't say that, Dad.
* (We cut to the same blue background, with the yellow subtitles now reading "NOW AVAILABLE TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD")
* Powerline: (singing) Eye-to-eye!
* (After the song "I-2-I" stops, we cut to Max saying a farewell to Roxanne from inside the principal's office)
* Max: Call you later.
* Mark Elliott: Find out more about Disney movies and videos. Just type in Disney.com. The #1 family site on the Web. Click on the "movies & videos" channel and go to "video & DVD" for the latest information on new releases, coming attractions, special offers and more. To see it all, come to where the magic lives online. Be our guest at Disney.com!
* (During the background music used in "Children's Goofiest Jokes", Max, PJ and Bobby grind down a metal railing, whizzing past a man playing a saxophone. During the silent footage of clips from the movie, the text "JOIN US AFTER THE FEATURE" fades in at the bottom left of the screen)
* Brian Cummings: For more fun and laughter, be sure to join us after the feature for a special program: "Children's Goofiest Jokes". (Silent footage of the Cleopatra music video, "Right Back Where We Started From" is presented next) Then, be sure to catch Cleopatra performing "Right Back Where We Started From". One of the coolest songs from the Walt Disney Records album, "The Extremely Goofy Movie Dance Festival!".
*(Screen fades to black after the final note from the background music. Then the screen fades from black, where the word "FEATURE" slides in from the top left, while "PRESENTATION" slides in from the bottom right)
* Brian Cummings: And now, our feature presentation.
* (The THX logo is shown and the movie starts)
== Opening/The farewell barbecue ==
* (A familiar logo is shown on the gong before up comes a familiar dog, dressed as a gong ringer holding the big baton, though yelps as he drops it)
* Goofy: Woah!
* (Goofy fixes his turban before groaning, while hitting the gong, which rings. Goofy yelps and shivers from the ring before he stands proudly. Just then, the gong breaks from the ropes, landing on Goofy's foot)
* Goofy: AAHHHH!!!!
* (Just then, as he clenches his foot, Goofy trips before falling down while shrieking a familiar holler as it lands on the ground with the back shown)
* "Disney's An Extremely Goofy Movie"
*(Max, meanwhile, skates on the ramp, posing before skating downward)
*P.J.'s Voice: COMING THROUGH!!
*(P.J., on a bike, jumps through the ramp after Max passes. As that happens, Bobby skates around the cones wildly with Max before skating downward)
*Max: Ha-ha!
*(As that is happening, Goofy notices Bobby smashing, wincing. He frowns a bit as he sighs while hanging a banner marked "Farewell at College")
*Max: Uh, yes...Bobby, do that again, but this time, don't fall down.
*Bobby: He-he-he. Then I'm gonna fly up!
*(As a familiar figure is finishing his cooking, Goofy holds the tape while pulling the tape a bit before he bites down on it, tossing the tape before putting it to the corner. Just then, it falls downward with the old man swiftly catching it. He holds the corner piece a bit. He notices the tape on the table. Goofy fights, trying to reach the tape. He stops, pondering before realizing, using his foot to hold the banner while trying to reach the tape with chair he is on tilting. He snatches the tape with a smirk. Goofy places the tape on as he removes himself, causing the roll of tape to wobble downward, going around while Pete, wearing an apron, is humming as he is barbecuing. At that moment, Goofy notices the tape on his arms. He frowns, wobbling the tape in arms a bit. He snatches the tape which pulls away, causing Pete to yelp and trip on the ground)
*Peter: UNGH!!
*(As that happens, Goofy yelps as he is incidentally twirled by the tape)
*Goofy: Woh woh woh woh wahwah!
*(Eventually, Goofy smashes to the ground. After getting up, the banner falls once more and on top of him. All while with the Odd Couple, he looks at the younger generation fixing their gear as P.J. gives Bobby a wrench)
*Max: Do you realize going off to college means no more! Well-meaning, but totally, smothering, overprotective, doting ah-yucking dads?
*P.J.: Yeah, well, yours at least. (looks down) My dad been counting down the days until he can turn my bedroom into a bowling alley.
*Max: (grins) Hey, we have a surefire way to shoot straight to the top of the freshman's heap!
*Most: (emotionally) The College "X" Games!
*P.J.: (smirks) First freshman team to win it all!
*Bobby: (smirks) First team to boot those number 1 Gammas on their boot-dayzzzzzzz!!!!
*(They gather together with smirks)
*Max: Hah! The Gammas may be five-time winners, but I hope they're ready for a losing streak!
*All: (place their hands) Let's beat the Gammas! (raise their hands) Let's do it to it!
*(They cheer wildly. As the others are speaking with other activities as Goofy, watching mournfully, starts spilling some of the potato salad in the bowl before putting it down, looking at Pete placing some sauce on top of the meat)
*Goofy: (sighs) Gawrsh, Pete, one day you're changing your diapers, and, the next thing you know...... (sounds saddened) they're all grown up and leaving for college.
*(Pete places down the basting brush before looking at him)
*Pete: Well, goofed away, I see it, (snatches him) it's my last night of babysitting, and I'm a free man! Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Free, free, free, I tell you. weehoo! hahah! C'mon, son! (waves) I can't miss you if you won't leave! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
*Goofy: (depressed) Yeah, free.
*Pete: Hey, why don't you get the boys? Food's almost ready.
*(Pete flips the meat, which lands on the table)
*Pete: (humming) It's time to serve these little babies now.
*(The man comes to the younger ones with Max skateboarding)
*Bobby: Ha-ha-ooh! Nice prasta, pasta! Maxman!
*(Goofy starts grinning, watching Max skateboarding)
*Goofy: Ooh, Maxie's pretty good at that boarding stuff.
*Bobby: He is totally gonna kill at college.
*Goofy: (confused) Hmm?
*(Eventually, Max lands safely as his friends whoop)
*Bobby: Gee whiz!
*P.J.: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
*Goofy: (walks to Max) Now, listen, son, that there X-Games fiddle-faddle may be all well and fun, but remember; you're going off to college to make something of yourselves.
*Max: (nods) Exactly.
*Goofy: You'll get a degree, and the world will be your clam.
*Mickey: (confused) Uh, oyster, Dad?
*Goofy: Well, no, thanks. I'm saving room for weenies. (catches him) Now, let me show you exactly what I mean.
*(They come to the horseshoes on spike nearby)
*P.J.: (realizes) Oh no! Not the old horseshoe lecture!
*(As the dog speaks next, the familiar cat is placing the snacks down)
*Goofy: (twirls a horseshoe) You see, uh...tossing horseshoes is a lot like how life works.
*(Just then, the horseshoe is incidentally tossed in the air, splashing onto the potato salad, covering the cat, who looks annoyed)
*Goofy: (sweatdrops) Sorry, Pete! Uh, like I was saying.....
*Most: It's about staying focused on your goals.
*Goofy: (nods) Right. You see, every once in a while... (shows the horseshoe) life gives you a reluctant tossing opportunity. (ponders) Like, uh...well, college, for instance!
*(The children and teens look bored as Goofy shows the shoe)
*Goofy: If you want that diploma, you have to fix both eyes on it like it was this here horseshoe stake.
*(He aims at the steak on the ground)
*Goofy: (smirks) And with the proper (aiming) "consecration" and follow-through...
*(He is ready to toss it, though backs off a bit, sighing as he aims, but backs off a bit more, ready to toss it before the frustrated cat snaps)
*Pete: (snaps) C'MON, THROW IT, WILL YOU?!
*(He twirls, swiftly tossing it)
*Goofy: You should hear the clang of a ringer!
*(The shoe misses, twirling on a tree before flinging upward, almost hitting a bird on a nest, whom yelps before the shoes flies upward, landing on the roof of the building before it clangs to the gutters. It rolls down before going around the drain pipe in a rhythm noise before it is spitted out, hitting the stake successfully)
*Goofy: WHOO-HOO!! (grins) A ringer! (smirks) You see, Maxie? (turns around) You just have to stay focused.
*(To his notice, he sees no one sitting on the ground)
*Goofy: What?
*(He turns, noticing the family and friends at the picnic table with Pete glancing)
*Pete: Hey, Goof, it's getting cold already.
*Goofy: Save a hamburger for me!
*Max: Hey, Pete, isn't ten hot dogs enough? (eating) Pass them over here.
== Max packs for college ==
*(Later that evening, Max is packing his bag with his items)
*Max: Ooh! I can't wait to get out of here.
*(Goofy enters as he glances)
*Goofy: Oh, here, let me help you pack.
*Max: Dad, I can do that.
*Goofy: Well, sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you.
*(As he continues, Goofy looks more saddened)
*Goofy: (teary-eyed) In fact, it's gonna be a long time before you see each other again.
*(Max, taking his items before looking at the fat cat with the latter only smirking to the mournful cat folding the fallen shirt)
*Goofy: What, perhaps Christmas?
*Max: (sighs) Aw, Dad, it'll go by force. Not too fast, I hope.
*Goofy: It's time to take charge, live your own life.
*(He picks up a plush nearby)
*Goofy: You're a grown man now, Maxie poo.
*(He places the plush down with Max looking uneasily before putting it back in the bed)
*Max: I'm not taking old stuffed bear to college, Dad!
*Goofy: (shows the plush) Sure you are.
*Max: No.
*(As both continue to push the teddy around, Goofy attempts not to look frustratedly to him)
*Goofy: What are you speaking about?
*Mickey: No, dad!
*Goofy: Besides, you like Freddy's Frozen Custard and Steakburgers!
*(Max grabs the teddy as both dogs pull frustratedly)
*Max: Dad, stop this!
*Goofy: C'mon. You're gonna need him.
*Max: I'm not joking!
*(Max angrily flings the bear as he shouts)
*Max: No, dad, (tosses the plush) NO!!
*(It hits the wall before tumbling off the bed, hitting the floor. Then Goofy looks at Max fighting with his suitcase. After a moment, he starts smirking)
*Goofy: Well then, I have something else for you.
*(He darts away. Max sees the dog holding a wrapped gift before giving Max a package)
*Goofy: Son, I want you to have this.
*(It is dropped to Max's lap)
*Max: (hesitantly) Oh, it weighs like a ton. Hey! I bet it's one of these, uh...combo TV/CD/VCR/Laptop/Scanner/Fax facts, right? Oh, man, they are so cool!
*(He opens the box, noticing an old timey-looking receipt typewriter, looking stunned just as the camera Goofy has snapped the photo)
*Goofy: (smirks) He-he-he-he. Too stunned to speak, right?
*Max: No, just stunned. Heh... (uneasily) What is this?
*Goofy: This was my father's. And now, son, it's yours.
*Max: (sighs) Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me.
*(He snatches his nightgown, placing it on with Max going behind the curtain, changing to his night clothes)
*Max: (stretching) Oh, listen, I'm gonna turn in.....oh, you know, big day tomorrow.
*(He gets on the bunk bed before Max is tucked in his bed. Goofy pats the dog boy at the bunk before he begins departing. As the dog leaves, Goofy turns back to the protagonist)
*Max: Good night, Dad.
*Goofy: (grins mournfully) Good night, son.
*(He turns off the light before closing the door briefly. As that happens, Max pulls back his stuffed bear, cuddling it a bit. The fat protagonist, secretly watching, sighs mournfully with tears in his eyes)
== Goodbye Max ==
*(The next morning, as a paperboy tosses the paper to Goofy's house, inside the kitchen, Goofy hums a bit while cooking toast, chuckling as he grins at the eggs and bacon face he made, then at the pancakes and waffles on plates. As that happens, Max, dressed in his normal clothes, comes in the kitchen with Max pouring some juice in his cup before drinking it)
*Goofy: Did you brush your teeth?
*Max: (nods) Yes, my Lord.
*Goofy: Comb your hair?
*Max: Yes.
*(The toaster bursts up before Max snatches his toast)
*Goofy: Did you put on clean underwear?
*Max: (embarrassed) Dad!!
*P.J.'s Voice: C'mon, Max!
*(Horn honking is heard)
*Max: Oop! I must go!
*Goofy: (stunned) But Max!
*(Outside, Max comes out, tossing his bag on top of the vehicle with Bobby, on top of the vehicle, slipping to the ground)
*Bobby: Unh!
*(Goofy comes out, looking stunned)
*Goofy: Going already?
*Max: Yes, I have to get there early for freshman orientation, Dad. See ya!
*(The van begins backing up)
*Goofy: (concerned) What about breakfast? You need your three squares a day, you know.
*Max: (shouts) Don't worry. We'll pick up some donuts on the road!
*(The vehicle begins departing)
*Max: (waves) Love ya! Miss ya! See you at Christmas! Farewell!
*(The group whoops happily as Goofy, walking out of the street, looking concerned)
*Goofy: Don't forget to have some milk with these... (saddened) donuts.
*(He looks down, looking saddened as he sees them gone, sighing mournfully)
*Goofy: (mournfully) Goodbye, my little college man.
*(Eventually, the saddened robed protagonist enters the house, looking worried)
*Goofy: Hey, Freddy.
*(He mournfully enters the house, approaching the stairs before sighing mournfully, walking up. He comes to the top while stopping as he looks inside the now empty bedroom. He sniffs a bit before looking at the ground, noticing a sock with hole on the ground)
*Goofy: You miss your family? Yes, well, my mum's a pain.
*(Goofy folds the sock, putting it up before looking at the mirror, noticing on the reflection something. He turns, looking surprised as he sees the stuffed Freddy plush on the bed. He comes to it, but sits on the bed before holding the teddy)
*Goofy: (touches the belly plush) Couldn't take care of me. Couldn't take care of herself. I haven't seen her since I was a little boy. But you know, I yet miss her.
*(The bear squeaks a bit before Goofy looks around the room, but sighs depressingly, cradling the teddy bear)
*Goofy: (cuddling Freddy) I'm sure you miss your family as well. And I hope you find them one day.
*(Goofy kisses Freddy and lays his head on top of him)
*Goofy: I love you, Freddy.
== College arrival ==
*(Meanwhile, with the Freelancers, as the vehicle with Mrs. Potts leading goes down the road, P.J. looks at the map Max is looking at while Bobby is bopping to the beat)
*P.J.: Alright, dude, south. Uh, no, wait. I mean...I don't know, man. Do I look like Magellan?
*Max: P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan.
*P.J.: Try hanging a Louie.
*(Then, Mrs. Potts turns around before going around a bit)
*P.J.: No, no. Wait. That's the other Louie.
*Max: (glances) Louie, Huey, Dewey? What are you speaking about here, right?
*(The ones in the lead car glance at the map with Bobby taking his hands off the wheel)
*Bobby: (points) Yo, it's right here. This way.
*(As they continue, Mrs. Potts begins wobbling with the ones in the vehicle noticing in confusion while the dumb ones on wheels only shrug, starting to mimic them)
*Max: Yes, P.J., Bobby's right.
*(At that moment, Max notices something)
*Max: Hey, Bob...um...who's driving?
*(They look, noticing a truck heading to them as they shriek. He swiftly turns Mrs. Potts as it evades the truck heading to them while they yell. As the ones ahead shout in panic, heading to the cornfield. As that is happening with a song playing, the Freelancers smash through the cornfield while knocking a scarecrow. Eventually, they zoom out of the field, but enter the gate marked "Welcome to State University" with the statues of Pat and Neil in graduation outfits are shown)
*Pat Benatar: (sings) I study nuclear science, I love my classes. I have a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses. Facts are going great, and they're only getting better. I'm doing alright, getting good grades. The future's so bright, I have to wear shades.
*(Bobby grins as they stop)
*Bobby: (smirks) Check it out!
*(They look at many humans going around the campus)
*Max: Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day of the rest our lives.
*Bobby: (nods) Wow. That's pretty deep. Did you get that off a bumper sticker?
*(The vehicle drives down before Bobby stops Mrs. Potts, noticing a house nearby)
*Bobby: Yo, dude. I spy the Gamma house, which means...
*(He points to two figures)
*Bobby: That dude right there is the one, the only Bradley Uppercrust the Third!
*(Some of the people gathered only try to wave with the smirking antagonist only holding out his hand)
*P.J.: Woah! The College X-Games King!
*Max: (scoffs) Yes. Until we take the crown.
*(Eventually, the vehicle drives away with the empty corn tossed out)
== Toy Factory trauma ==
*(At a very dark-looking factory marked "Beekins Toy Company", as smoke is pouring outside the factory, inside the factory itself, the workers with Goofy are gathering their items. Goofy, meanwhile, sulkingly hangs his coat before taking a baseball cap before he stops, noticing the photos of Max in his younger days before looking at one that is black-and-white before, in Goofy's vision, it moves as he laughs)
*Max: (in vision) Let's play ball, Dad.
*(He sniffs before wiping the tear, placing down the cap)
*Goofy: Max...
*(Eventually, he closes the locker. A bit later, the whistle is blown while the machines automatically make checkerboards, chess pieces, rubber duckies and other items while the solemn protagonist comes to their work station. He turns on the machine, presses the "forward" button before pulling the lever, which goes to normal speed. He begins putting parts to robot toys before Goofy finishes this, though notices in his vision, Max's head chuckling)
*Max: Hiya, Dad.
*Goofy: (slightly grins) Maxie...
*(He hugs it before the voice on the intercom speaks, making him yelp)
*Voice on Intercom: Mr. Goof!!
*(On the monitor, as Goofy yelps and drops the toy, breaking it, someone in the dark frowns while hissing noises are heard)
*Figure: An assembly line is for assembling. Stop daydreaming and get back to work, or else!
*(The protagonist looks at the broken toy on the ground. He shoves Goofy to pick the toy up, causing the line to go fast with toys pouring out rapidly. He snatches the toys, trying to put them together. Goofy is hit, yelping as he falls to the ground. The employees notice with Goofy trying to get to the button, being hit on the head before incidentally pressing the reverse button, causing all the robot toy parts to be sucked in. Just as he catches the rails, Goofy shrieks, colliding with him as he yelps, trying to escape the contraption before tripping and the protagonist sucks into the tube)
*Goofy: UNGH!!
*(Goofy yelps as he is completely inside with the tube taking the yelping fat dog through the pipes before heading to a machine)
*Employee #1: (realizes) Oh, dear!
*Employee #2: (panics) Watch out!! We're coming!!
*(It's too late since the robots are sucked in, yelping as they go through the pipe after Goofy before the pipes begin shaking. The big machine begins bulging before he is shot in the air)
*Goofy: YA-HA-HA-HA-HOOEY!!
*(Eventually, he smashes toward the boxes, breaking them open before a toy head flops around. After a few moments, a hand picks it up before frowning, slithering out of the shadows, showing an old bitter man narrowing his eyes. Goofy gulps from the damage of the machine)
*Boss: Goofy, I warned you, YOU'RE FIRED!!!
*(Eventually, Goofy is dragged out of the factory by the guards)
== Skating around campus ==
*(Back at State University, the familiar dog on skating gear flips his board before landing on the ground, leading his skating team before skating down the stair rails. They jump over a jazz player, but skate below where items are tossed around. Max jumps over the confused people's couch, amazing the crowd)
*Most: Wow.
*Bobby: (hi-fives) Great air, Max-a-million! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!
*(A frisbee is tossed in the air before Max looks at them. He zooms away before the frisbee flies over some men putting the mattress on their car, just as Max jumps on it, skating above. As the ones with grill finish a burger, they notice the frisbee before Max zooms onward, snatching the burger)
*Bobby: MAXIE!!
*(He catches up with the frisbee, snatching it like a dog before he lands)
*Max: (smirks) Yes!
*(Max tosses the frisbee to Bobby, whom spins it around as they skate)
*Girl #1: Look at that guy go.
*Girl #2: I can't look at anything else.
*(Both laugh a bit. Meanwhile, at the Gamma House, where it says "Gamma Feast", as the familiar figures are playing volleyball, the familiar figures skate up and around with Max laughing, twirling the frisbee next. Just then, a few notice with one of the big guys hit by the volleyball Tank pelted. As that happens, the members glance at the newcomers in amazement. He points to the cheering ones passing by)
*Slouch: Hey! Did you see that?
*(Each one glances a bit)
*Tank: (smirks) Well, well, well. Look what the freshman cat dragged in, baby. Some new meat.
*Bradley: Hey, easy, big fella. That new meat looks like Gamma material. Let's check him out. (to the group) Gammas, roll!
*(Swiftly, the Gammas dart away, but after a moment, they each skate out in their gear, following them. Up ahead, Max stops with him grinning. He eventually tosses a frisbee to a dog named Pluto, whom snatches it, but poses. Just then, P.J. notices something as the protagonist boy grins)
*P.J.: (points) Check it out. Look who's following us.
*(Just as a familiar nerd member is carrying some books, he is shoved by Bradley as the Gammas skate toward them)
*Max: (smirks) He-he-he-he. Let's just make sure it stays that fashion.
*(Eventually, they start skating, passing by the "College X-Games" banner above them. As that happens, the crowd watches as some sigh with the Gammas continuing to follow the Freelancers. The ones ahead continue skating, passing by stores and a movie theater marked "The Godfather", "The Terminator" and "Pulp Fiction" with Bobby glancing. The group sees a poster nearby marked "Freddy's Frozen Custard and Steakburgers". Eventually, they stop nearby, noticing some hipsters gathering to where a sign is marked "Bean Scene" is. They slowly head to the shop with the Gammas stopping as Bradley looks impressed at them, leading them away.)
== The Bean Scene café/The Beret Girl's show ==
*(Inside the cafe, the gang looks around as a waitress shows some items)
*Waitress: Grande cap, extra foamy, hold the whip, cinnamon dust, biscotti side.
*Man: Biscotti side.
*Waitress: Iced double-tall, percent cap.
*Man: Opposite cap.
*Waitress: We have any scones?
*Man: We have two.
*Max: Hey, you guys catch a table, I'll grab the java.
*(As each go to their tables with Max going to the counter, bongo music is heard as the lights dim. He points to a brown-haired beret girl wearing currently beatnik clothing before she snaps her fingers)
*Beret Girl: Life. (motioning) Life is like a lime. (posing) Huh. It's tart and tangy. (smirks) Sweet. Ooh, so sublime.
*(Then, the light turns blue)
*Beret Girl: Silent, speechless like a mime.
*(Everyone glances at her)
*Beret Girl: Bold and noisy like a crime.
*(P.J. looks amazed a bit)
*Beret Girl: (points) Don't you dare waste my time, because life can stop.....
*(The lights turn off before bongos are playing. Then, the flashlight turns on before she flips the dime she shines)
*Beret Girl: On a dime.
*(It flips around before it lands on the table with P.J. catching it. After the flashlight turns off, the curtains close with the hipsters snapping their fingers. After the lights come on, the beret girl bows as Bobby whoops)
*Bobby: Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Author, Arthur Miller! (moans) Suddenly, I'm feeling dizzy..... (holds P.J.'s arm) with emotion.
*(He faints to the ground)
== A bet with the Gammas ==
*Tank: (points) Check it out, Bradley. He's over there.
*(The java and coffee are paid for with Max taking the first tray of cups)
*Bradley: I'm gonna go give him a Gamma welcome.
*(He goes up to him before the insane protagonist smashes to him, causing Bradley to be spilled by the drink, making him start turn red before he shrieks, hitting the roof before smashing down)
*Max: (looks at Bradley) Oh, I'm sorry, I-I-
*Bradley: (swiftly) No, no, no. No. It's, uh...alright, really. (ponders) You know, I'd wager that if you were on a skateboard, you wouldn't have spilled a drop.
*Max: Ha-ha-ha-ha. You'd win that bet. It's my best event. Hi. I'm Max.
*Bradley: Bradley. Bradley Uppercrust the Third. (realizes) Ah, yes, my right-hand man, Gamma brother, Tank.
*Tank: Ha-ha-ha-ha. The pleasure's all mine, baby. Welcome aboard, little tyke. You're class, the high kind.
*Bradley: Max, we have won every College X-Games competition since the beginning.
*(A few of them smirk)
*Bradley: (points) And we have decided to make you our first draft pick. Lucky you, right? What do you think of that?
*Max: (amazed) No way, Jose. You want us to be Gammas? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (turns back) You guys, you hear that? We're gonna be part of------
*Bradley: (pulls him) Hold on, pal. This reservation's only for one.
*Max: I'm sorry, but P.J., Bobby and I are in this together! It's all of us, or none of me.
*Bradley: Max, Max, Max. (shakes his head) You don't wanna be weighed down (points) by these clowns, do you? I thought you wanted to win.
*Max: Well, that's just what we're going to do. Ha! Like you'll find any competitors than my teammates. They're the real deal. Serious athletes.
*(The Gammas glance at the hesitant P.J. as Bobby turns, showing himself with spoons on himself)
*Bobby: Check it. Uh-huh.
*(The foes laugh cruelly at them)
*Gammas: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
*Tank: The Dynamic Dorks. C'mon. The only fact you three could win is a loser contest, baby.
*(Bradley snaps his fingers, causing the Gammas to put attention like soldiers)
*Bobby: (amazed) Wow, nice trick. (to Bradley) Did they go fetch and play dead as well?
*Bradley: (slyly) Why, yes. As a matter of fact, they do so. Gammas...FETCH!!
*Bobby: (realizes) Oops. (backs off) This can't be good.
*(The Gammas growl with Tank trying to bite the children as P.J. points his biscotti toward them)
*P.J.: (snaps) Back off, man. I have a biscotti, and I'm not afraid to use it.
*(The dog bites the biscotti, stunning him)
*Bradley: (to Max) Alright, quit toying with my emotions. I thought we were friends. (points) You see, I'm giving you the opportunity to join the Gamma Moo-Moo Fraternity.
*P.J.: (chuckles) Moo-Moo! Who wants to join a herd of cows?
*Bradley: Tank?
*Tank: Now, pray warn, darling.
*(He snatches P.J., pulling his underwear a bit)
*Tank: Would Mr. Uppercrust like a little power wedgie for your viewing pleasure?
*Max: Hey, leave him alone!
*(The other villains block their road, blocking a bit)
*Max: Bobby!!!
*(He is lifted by the magician's wands, forced to the walls while Bobby is snatched up by Slouch)
*Bobby: Hey, don't worry, bro. I'm a yellow belt.
*(His change drops Bobby mimics some karate moves. Just then, the lights turn on with the beret girl flashing the lights at them)
*Beret Girl: (frowns) Hey, Daddy-os.
*(Many of them wince from the lights)
*Beret Girl: This is a real L-7 scene.
*(She walks toward the Gammas, glancing at them)
*Beret Girl: Let's all just a take trip down the road of forgiveness and compassion.
*Bradley: (smirks) Ooh, passion. He-he-he. I like your style, Little Miss Mochachino, but I'm busy right now.
*Beret Girl: (frowns) Well, I'm dizzy right now from watching your downward spiral.
*Bradley: (scoffs) Ah, why don't you go away and save some whales or something?
*Beret Girl: (snaps her fingers) Ha!
*(The bongos are played)
*Beret Girl: Oh, you slay me, Tiger. You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every direction, that we are all choking on your secondhand smoke.
*(She snaps her fingers at him with the bongos playing. The hipsters begin snapping their fingers toward them with the hunters doing the same. The Gammas look at everyone snapping fingers as they frown)
*Bradley: (turns red in his face) GRRRR! KNOCK IT OFF!!
*Max: (smirks) What's wrong, Brad?
*Bradley: (hisses) Don't you DARE call me that!
*Tank: Yes. Don't forget, he's the king, buster.
*Max: Yes, well, we'll dethrone you and the Gammas, your loyal lowness. You'll be lucky to be my towel boy.
*Bradley: Why don't we just make a little wager on that?
*(He crosses his arms, smirking cruelly)
*Bradley: Loser of the finals will be towel boy to the other.
*Max: You have a deal.
*(They shake hands)
*Bradley: (frowns) Be ready to wipe the dirt off my shoes, freshmen. GAMMAS OUT!!
*(Eventually, the Gammas depart the building)
*Dean: (shouts) Don't let the door hit you.
*Annie: Later.
*Beret Girl: (approaches them) Now, that's the first time I ever saw the trash take itself out. You have the beat, boys.
*Max: (grins) Well, you invented it, girl.
*Bobby: (smirks) You let your fingers do the speaking. Right.
*(Most depart to their table as P.J., watching, flips his dime with a smirk before looking at where they depart.)
== Goofy unemployed ==
(Meanwhile, at an unemployment office, an unemployed man enters the waiting one)
*Voice: Next!
*(Inside the Unemployment room, Goofy, the latter in his green suit, pulls the tie with concern as he gulps. The old woman called the unemployment lady places the papers down, looking at him)
*Unemployment Lady: Well, Mr. Goof, I know you don't have a college degree.
*Goofy: (sweatdrops) Well, uh...I did complete three years, but-
*Unemployment Lady: Look, doll, I'm afraid we can only get jobs for people who have college degrees.
*(She goes to the filing cabinet before turning back to them, putting the papers back)
*Unemployment Lady: Then, what do you need?
*Goofy: (confused) What is "a degree"?
*Unemployment Lady: (smirks) Bingo! We have a winner.
*Goofy: (moans) Oh, what's a Goof to do so?
*Unemployment Lady: Well, doll, uh...I mean, Mr. Goof, the response to your problem is simple. The only fashion to build your career is to go back to college.
*Goofy: (stunned) College? Me? I was there in the 70's. I'm too old for that now.
*Unemployment Lady: C'mon, doll. You're never too old to learn a new trick.
== Goofy joins Max's college ==
*(Later at a school lecture, a familiar old professor is lecturing the students that are writing down with most looking bored, though Tinkerputt does not notice)
*Tinkerputt: (reading) "We who are godlike now were once a mass of quivering people flecked with bars of gold."
*(Just then as Max is writing, he is hit by a spitball, glancing at Tank chuckling silently)
*Tinkerputt: "Insentient! Complete with joy or misery, and tossed in horrible tangles..."
*(Just then, Tank hits the sleeping Bobby with the spitball)
*Bobby: Gah! (sleepily) Mummy, I didn't do it!
*Tinkerputt: "Of some wild and windswept--"
*(Just then, the door bursts open, which falls down as the college members glance at Goofy wearing a dumb hat)
*Goofy: Hi, everybody!!
*(Max, noticing, shrieks and panics. Some of the students laugh at this newcomer)
*Goofy: I'm just a yearning for some learning.
*Bradley: (chuckles) Who is this goon?
*Goofy: (hi-fives) Right on, brother!
*Max: (concerned) Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
*Bobby: (notices) Hey, Max, is my vision blurred or does that guy look like your dad?
*Goofy: (notices/smirks) Maxie!
*(He ducks down under the table)
*Max: (fearfully) Murder me. Just murder me now!
*(Goofy walks up to the table before pulling him up)
*Goofy: (smirks) Hey, Maxie. Looks like you and me are gonna be classmates.
*(He removes the hat, revealing a very funny afro wig on his head, causing the crowd to laugh hysterically)
*Goofy: (points to Max) He's my son.
*(As more laughter is heard with Max becoming more shocked, Bradley smirks sarcastically)
*Bradley: (mockingly) Daddy's little baby couldn't be alone?
*(The crowd continues laughing as Max shrieks in fear)
*Max: NoooooOOOO!!!!
*(Later at the bookstore, Goofy holding a big amount of books looks seriously to the dog boy following)
*Goofy: Then I got fired. Guess I lost my focus.
*Max: Ah, Dad, I'm so sorry to hear that. Well, look, if you're here to stay, I think we need to-----
*Goofy: Focus more. You're absolutely right. Now that I'm with you, I won't be distracted anymore. No, sirree. I'm gonna get me that college degree and--
*(Just then, he slips and falls onto the bench nearby with books hitting his head, causing some pedestrians noticing to chuckle a bit)
*Hipster Deer: Whoa! What a bonehead!
*Hipster African: What a loser.
*(Max sighs, helping Goofy get up before picking up the books)
*Max: Dad, what I was saying is that we need to establish some ground rules.
*Goofy: Well, sure. Whatever you say, Maxie.
*Max: (to Goofy) First fact, lose the wig.
*Goofy: But I need to look hip and groovy for college.
*(However, it is snatched off)
*Max: (frowns) Dad, you're scaring people.
*(The wig is swiftly tossed off)
*Goofy: I know you're concerned it might be hard to get into the swing of facts here and, well, it might be. But I figured two Goofs are better than one.
*Max: Two "goofs" alright.
*Goofy: (grins) Just think! An entire another year, just you and me.
*(Later, in Max's dorm room, P.J. looks shocked as he closes the laptop)
*P.J.: (stunned) A year?! Did he say a year? (panics) Warn me he didn't say a year. (kneeling) I heard a year. (moans) Just hold me and warn me he didn't say a year.
*(Bobby, meanwhile, sits up in his bed, wearing the clown wig from earlier)
*Bobby: A year's like...that's forever.
*(Max yelps, looking at Bobby with wig)
*Bobby: You realize this could severely affect campus hijink-age.
*P.J.: Yes, and how are we gonna whip these Gammas now?
*Bobby: With your dad's "practice address"?
*(Swiftly, the wig is removed)
*Max: Listen, guys. Cut the old man some slack. He HAS to be here. He was fired, and he can't find a good job without a degree.
*Bobby: (shocked) Fired? Whoa. You mean like his pink flip was showing? He-he.
*Max: Don't push it, man.
*(The wig is tossed to Bobby's face)
*Mickey: Look, I spoke to him and laid out all the ground rules. No interfering with the "X" Games practice. No hounding us about schoolwork. No coming into our room unannounced. And no acting like a father. (swiftly) Especially mine. He has his life, I've had my life.
*Echo: My life. My life. My life.
*Bobby: (pauses) Spooky.
== Goofy on campus ==
*(The next morning, as a jogger outside the Yogis Dorms runs past them, inside Max's dorm, the lights are out before the door is heard knocking. Then it opens with Goofy, grinning, entering the room with the sleeping ones sleeping)
*Goofy: Rise and shine!
*(Bobby, P.J. and Max, in the room they are in, moan a bit wearily)
*Goofy: Yes. School's a-waiting. What do you say, boys?
*Max: (moans) Dad!
*(He looks at the clock)
*Max: (moans) Our first class isn't until noon.
*Goofy: Perhaps so, but every day starts with a good breakfast.
*(Just then, Goofy trips on the clothing as the tumbles, causing him to fall and pull the covers, causing the group to yelp and shriek from the sun)
*Bobby: AAUGH! Too bright!!
*(The roommates frown at Max, whom grins sheepishly a bit)
*(In the cafeteria, as a song is heard playing, Goofy comes to the line, twirling the tray a bit before going to the chef, shoving it to the side)
*John Avila: (sings) Nowhere to run to, baby, nowhere to hide.
*(The chef only places a scoop of semi-cooked oatmeal on the bowl, then some runny eggs and sausages)
*John Avila: (singing) It's my love I'm running from.
*(The protagonist twirls the cup before pouring some coffee in it)
*John Avila: (singing) It's a heartbreak I've nowhere to go.
*(A bit later, Goofy, having a tray complete with breakfast items for more than one starts stumbling a bit, trying to keep the tray balanced)
*John Avila: (singing) Because I know you're no good for me.
*(He starts sliding a bit, but slides on the chair before he slides to near where Max's table is with food intact as Max ducks his head down in embarrassment with some people chuckling)
*John Avila: (singing) To become part of me.
*(Later, at Max's dorm, a racing game is played on the TV as the gang shouts)
*John Avila: (singing) Everywhere I go, every face I see. Every step I take you take past me, yes.
*(They groan, trying to beat one another)
*P.J.: Look at it go!
*(Just then, the TV and console are unplugged)
*Max: (panics) No, no, no.
*(The younger friends turn, noticing Goofy, in cleaning clothing, holding the plugs before showing some shovels to them)
*John Avila: (singing) Had nowhere to run to, baby.
*(Later, the annoyed ones shovel the clothing to the hampers as Goofy yelps from the clothing tossed toward him)
*Goofy: Hey!
*(He is pelted by shirts)
*Goofy: What?
*John Avila: (singing) Had nowhere to hide.
*(Later, at a clothing store, as Max is smirking to a female clerk, chuckling a bit, the two notice something)
*John Avila: (singing) I know you're no good for me.
*Goofy: Oh, lookie!
*(He shows a silly outfit near where Max is, making him yelp with the woman chuckling)
*John Avila: (singing) Nowhere to run, baby.
*(Later, as class is starting, a few begin to enter with the female dog looking around)
*John Avila: (singing) Nowhere to hide.
*Max: Hey! (Points to a seat) Right, right?
*(He points to the one nearby with a friendly grin. She waves a bit while Max chuckles. He notices Goofy sitting down next to him)
*Max: What?
*Goofy: (waves) Hiya, Max.
*(Then, Max notices, down below, Bradley noticing her before kicking one of the Gammas off before letting her sit down next to him before the dog snickers mischievously, glancing where Max looks stunned while Goofy only looks through one of his books)
*Max: Oohhhh!!!!
*(He moans, looking annoyed)
== Goofy meets Sylvia ==
*(Later, inside the library, as the books are being checked in and out, Goofy looks at Max)
*Goofy: Then after we compare and contrast the Age of Enlightenment's dark period with the Spanish Inquisition's recessionary trends, we can get a head-start on our trigonorm...uh, triggy...math?
*(As Goofy continues, he unknowingly starts sharpening his pencil too much)
*Goofy: Then as a treat, I'll get us tickets to the Museum of Natural Arts and Sciences. I hear there's a spectacular leech exhibit.
*Max: (moans) Ohh.
*Goofy: But only if we finish all our homework.
*(Eventually, he notices his finger looking like a pencil. He yawns while a paper airplane lands near Max, hitting him)
*Max: What?
*(After a few moments, Max glances, but looks at the unfolded paper plane marked "Meet Us in Music Appreciation Aisle 911". He glances before noticing P.J. waving near where the headset is located at. Max nearby swiftly looks at Goofy yet reading one of the books and taking notes before slinking under the table. After a few moments, Goofy hears Max's shoes before speaking)
*Goofy: Where you going, son?
*(Max yelps before noticing Goofy no longer with him)
*Max: Oh, yes. (hesitantly) Well, I was just gonna go to...you know, go to the...
*(He looks at the checkout where Priscilla is speaking to someone behind the books)
*Priscilla: I have a temporary, but I never had my permanent.
*(Max grins, looking at the library area)
*Max: (grins) To take you to sign up for your library card, Dad!
*(He lifts the older dog up, confusing Goofy)
*Max: All new students need one.
*(After the students checking books out depart, the two approach where someone is stamping books. They glance a bit as the figure continues stamping books)
*Max: A-Ahem.
*(After stamping the last book, she hears the voice before leaning toward them)
*Dog: Good morning, gentlemen. I am the Head Librarian, versed in all aspects of your school's library, including, but not limited to, fiction, nonfiction, periodicals, reference and policy. (looks at them) How may I help you?
*Max: Hi there...
*(He looks at the nameplate, reading it)
*Max: Miss Marpoley....Marpole. Marpole!
*(He pushes Goofy toward the dog)
*Max: My dad needs a library card. Could you--
*Dog: (nods) Oh, it would be my pleasure.
*(She scoots up a bit before digging in the drawers. As she speaks next, while taking items out for him to sign, Max swiftly backs off and leaves the area)
*Dog: We here at the College Library believe that owning a library card is a privilege, not a right. Consequently, we expect students to treat the Dewey Decimal System with respect.
*(She finishes giving the papers to the fat dog)
*Dog: You'll find these helpful to your library experience.
*(Then Goofy notices the ring on her finger)
*Goofy: (amazed) Well, I'll be! Is that a genuine mood ring you're wearing?
*Dog: (looks at it) Well, oh...yes. (slight hesitate) Well, yes, it is. I'm a collector of 70's memorabilia and such. Sort of silly, right?
*Goofy: (chuckles) Boy, are you joking?
*(Then he pulls from his blue coat a big shell)
*Goofy: This here's a Gilligan's Island fan club seashell.
*Dog: (gasps) Get out! (smirks) Do you remember the one as the Professor built a noncombustible engine out of coconut shells and sand?
*Goofy: Gawrsh! Yes, my little buddy!
*(Not too far away, as P.J. looks at the scene, the dog boy looks at Max)
*P.J.: C'mon! We're supposed to be practicing for the X-Games.
*Goofy: Ha-ha-ha-ha. I love all that 70's stuff!
*Max: C'mon, guys, we're out of here.
*(Eventually, the Freelancers' group departs the library)
*Dog: (happily) Oh, heavens! Remember the "Boogie Duck"?
*Goofy: That was my all-time favorite!
*(Both hum and dance a bit to the song a bit)
*(As that is happening, Professor Tinkerputt leads some students inside)
*Tinkerputt: Here at the college library, you'll find a most----
*(Just then, Tinkerputt notices the dogs dancing to the beat)
*Tinkerputt: (snaps) Miss Marpole!! In a library?!
*(She stops, yelping as she notices the professor with Goofy stopping, while looking confused)
*Tinkerputt: (frowns) Oohhhh!!!! Really! (swiftly) And now, I am actually thinking the Psych Department (pushes the students) will be most refreshing.
*(After a moment, the two dogs, fixing themselves, look at one another, both becoming sheepish)
*Dog: (meekly) Well, uh, I really should be.....getting back to work.
*(She begins departing)
*Goofy: Say, Miss Marpole---
*Dog: Oh, you can call me Sylvia.
*(He grins a bit, chuckling a bit)
*Goofy: Gawrsh, Sylvia. He-he-he. I was, uh...I was just a-wondering if perhaps you'd like to...
*Sylvia: Go out to dinner?
*Goofy: Well, then perhaps afterwards, uh...
*Sylvia: (grins) Go dancing?
*Goofy: Sure! (meekly) Then, if, uh...well, if you're free on----
*Sylvia: (smirks) Saturday? Oh, I'd love to. 7:00?
*Goofy: Alright. He-he-he-he. See you then.
*(She is ready to depart, grinning a bit)
*Sylvia: You know, Goofy, you're pretty groovy.
*(He looks stunned as he watches Sylvia head back to her station)
*Goofy: (blushing) Aw, shucks! (starts walking away) She said I'm pretty groovy.
*(He eventually goes back to his table)
*Goofy: Hey, Maxie, guess what?
*(However, as he looks, he notices Max not on the table)
*Goofy: Maxie?
*(He looks around before sighing)
*Goofy: I have a date.
*(At part of the skating rink, the crowd watches as they cheer with Max skating on the ramp. After holding his skateboard high, Max skated downward, hi-fiving Bobby)
*Crowd: WHOO!!
*P.J.: Yes!
*Bobby: Excellent, bro!
*(The crowd cheers while Goofy, yet dazed, starts walking through the crowd)
*Goofy: (happily) I have a date. (squeaks a bit) Ha-ha-ha-ha! I have a date. (looks around) Must warn Maxie.
*(He comes close to the ramp, noticing Max)
*Goofy: There he is.
== Goofy joins the Gammas ==
*(Max begins skating downward with the fat dog getting on the ramp)
*Goofy: Maxie! I have a---
*(He smashes onto his father before the two dogs yelp, flying high in the air with Goofy clinging onto his son)
*Max: (winces) Let go, Dad!
*(Both go downward with Max tumbling out of the ramp, moaning a bit)
*Max: Ow.
*(The fat dog yelps, flying high with the skater. Max notices the dog on the ramp as he jumps up, trying to get him away. Just then, Goofy yelps and shrieks, flying high with the skateboard)
*Goofy: WhoooooOOOOA!!!!
*(He flings once more in the air before looking downward, yelping a bit with Goofy snatching the board, getting on before twirling, zooming away just as the Gammas arrive, glancing at the scene)
*College Student: Hey, that guy is good!
*Bradley: Isn't that Baby Goof's old man?
*(He above twirls with Goofy like a trapeze artist and the dog smirking, flying down and using his coat to glide himself. The crowd cheers with the fat dog's pant legs poofing like a parachute before the dog lands safely as the crowd, minus their comrades and Max, cheers)
*Goofy: (grins) Wowee.
*(Max, frowning a bit, takes his skateboard back)
*Max: Gimme that!
*Goofy: That sure was a heap of fun. Now I see why you're so crazy about it. Hey, Maxie, what if I joined your teams?
*(Max looks stunned at what he heard)
*Goofy: I mean, we could practice together, and wear them funny outfits and everything. It'd be a lot of fun.
*(Max sighs, shaking his head)
*Max: Dad, as fun as that sounds, there are no openings on my team. Alright?
*(Max kicks the skateboard to his hand before he with some of friends departs. As that happens, the Gammas come up to him with smirks on their faces)
*Bradley: Mr. Goof. (ignoring) Your performance was, without a doubt, the most breathtaking display of (catches Goofy) alternative sport inventiveness yet to be paralleled by mankind!
*Goofy: Sheesh, thanks. Whatever you said.
*Bradley: The Gammas, the number one team in the history of the college X-Games, have an opening on our team.
*(He smirks a bit, showing his card)
*Bradley: And it has had your name on it, buddy! Be a winner. Join us.
*(The foes chuckle with Tank smirking just as the trio stops, noticing them speaking with the Gammas)
*Tank: Hey, welcome to the team.
*Goofy: That's real nice of you to ask, but I'm really interested in staying close to Maxie.
*Bradley: (shivers) I'm not sure you understand this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
*Goofy: (frowns) Well, I'm not sure you understand the bond between a father and his son.
*Max: (realizes) Guys, I have a plan.
*(The card is given to Goofy as the leader smirks)
*Bradley: Well, if you change your mind, here's my card. Gammas, let's pack it up.
*(Eventually, the Gammas leave the dog)
*Tank: Let's get outta here.
*Goofy: Gawrsh...
*(Just then, Max comes up to his dad)
*Max: Listen, Dad, next to our team, the Gammas are the team, and they need you more than we do so.
*P.J.: (nods) Oh, yes, Mr. Goof. The Gammas are like way hot, man.
*Max: (to Goofy) And besides, we'll all yet be around each other at practices and events all the time.
*Bobby: (nods) You'll have oodles of fun!
*Goofy: (slowly grins) Well, son, if you say so.
*Max: Go for it, Dad.
*(He turns to the people chatting before the fat dog shouts to them, rushing to them)
*Goofy: Hey, uh...Mr. Uppercrust, you can count me in.
*Tank: Alright, then. There you go.
*Bradley: Gentlemen, please.
*(The pin is given to the leader as Bradley smirks)
*Bradley: Gamma Brother Goofy, let me present you with your Gamma Moo-Moo pledge pin.
*(He places the pin on his coat)
*Bradley: Gammas, exit.
*(Most exit with Goofy glancing at the badge)
*Bradley: Gamma Brother Goofy!
*(Eventually, the dog follows with a few chuckling)
*P.J.: Whoo, yes!
*(However, Max starts looking saddened a bit)
== Club Rave/Disco scene ==
*(That night, at the Club Rave, people gather as many people begin dancing to the music)
*The Specials: (sings) It is you. Oh, yes, it is you!
*(At the tables, meanwhile, Max lifts a nacho chip with delight)
*Max: A crunch to us. He-he-he-he. I can't believe it. It worked. We unloaded my dad, and now we can focus on winning.
*Most: Let's do it to it!
*(They chip their nachoes with the hungry ones eating their food greedily)
*(At that moment, up comes a familiar possum girl whom grins)
*Penelope: Hey, hi. I know you. You're that awesome new skateboarder. Save a dance for me?
*Max: No problem.
*(After a moment, Max watches Priscilla leave before Bobby and P.J. chuckle a bit)
*P.J.: You dance? I have to see this.
*(Just then, Bobby notices the beret girl passing by the table)
*Bobby: (amazed) Oh, wow!
*(He jumps from the table, swiftly darting to the beret girl)
*Bobby: (fake French accent) Me and a little crumpet like yourself could make beautiful bongo music together.
*Beret Girl: (uneasily) Hey! Easy, boy. You're fogging up my karma.
*Max: (grins) Hey. You wanna sit with us?
*(The Beret Girl looks at them with a grin)
*Beret Girl: Sure. Your cool balances out (snaps her fingers) his fool.
*(Bobby looks stunned as she goes near where P.J. sits)
*Bobby: (shrugs) Alright, whatever.
*(She sits near P.J. as she chuckles)
*Beret Girl: Well, if it's all the same, I, uh...I forgot your name.
*(As P.J. speaks next, most look stunned at what he says with the Beret Girl grinning)
*P.J.: It is endemic of the current culture that these with large stature are overlooked, except by vultures, with no regard to the depth to their souls, the height of their passion, the beauty of their moments.
*Beret Girl: (smirks) O wise Buddha Boy, could anyone overlook such a bundle of "yes-ness"? (pauses) Let's dance.
*(The two dogs leave the table, heading to the dance floor with Max smirking to Bobby)
*Max: Ha! Guess the Bob-boy's lost his touch.
*(Meanwhile, at the music station, as Puffin is blowing his bubblegum, pulling out another CD, the door is heard knocking)
*Puffin: Huh?
*(He peeks out the door window, noticing someone before opening the door and hears whispering. He looks stunned, frowning before noticing some cash given to him. He smirks, looking around before snatching the cash)
*Puffin: Yes!
*(After blowing his bubble, he looks at a filing cabinet, opening the bottom, going through the records inside before pulling one out, blowing off the dust, but goes over to the record player nearby. Then, the record starts playing music. At the dance floor, the disco ball dangles downward before the disco music is heard)
*Some: Whoa!
*Females: What the--
*(Everyone stops as they look confused. Then on the glowing dance floor, up comes the familiar dog in disco clothing, tapping to the beat a bit before Max notices something odd)
*Max: Hey, what's going on?
*(Then up comes a familiar dog girl, now in disco clothing, starting to move to the groove)
*Peaches and Herb: (sings) Shake it, shake it. Shake your groove fact, shake your groove fact. Yes, sir. Show them how we do it now.
*(Many single males gasp, jaws dropping in shock. Puffin incidentally bursts his bubble to his face as he notices the retrospective dog girl with Goofy, surprised with a grin, looks blown off)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Shake your groove fact. Shake your groove fact, yes, sir.
*(The female smirks, motioning him to come closer)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Show them how we do it now, show them how we do it now.
*(The crowd watches as they begin tapping to the beat with the dogs starting to dance to the beat together)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Let's show the world we can dance.
*(The crowd begins dancing as well with the dogs briefly waltzing and twirling before posing with arms held before twirling and dipping together)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Bad enough to strut my stuff, the music gives us a chance.
*(Each of them bump hips to one another with Goofy twirling Sylvia before dancing a la Saturday Night Fever-style fashion)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) We do more out on the floor, grooving loose or heart-to-heart.
*(Max, watching, bops his head a bit as he claps a bit)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) We put in motion, every single part.
*(He looks at Bobby as he begins dancing with his friends alongside Penelope)
*Max: If the Gammas don't keep my dad out of our hair, his new girlfriend will.
*Bobby: (hi-fives) YES! BOOGIE!!
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Funky sounds wall to wall. We're bumping booties, having us a ball, you all.
*(The lights flash a bit with Sylvia dancing and posing)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Shake your grave fact. Shake your grove fact, yes, sir. Show them how we do it now.
*(The dog, smirking, does the split and twirls his butt and legs before backflipping, twirling with his butt)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Shake your groove fact. Shake your groove fact, yes, sir.
*(P.J. and the Beret Girl keep dancing before the dog boy is held by his thumb with Goofy twirling him)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Show them how we do it now.
*P.J.: WHOO-HOO!!
*(P.J. begins dancing wildly on the dance floor)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Shake your groove fact. Shake your groove fact, yes, sir.
*(P.J. poses as the Beret Girl grins a bit)
*Beret Girl: Oh, you're swinging with some pretty cool canines there, Papa-dog.
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Show them how we do it now.
*(P.J. smirks a bit with pride)
*P.J.: (grins) You are queen of the scene, my little java bean.
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Shake your groove fact. Shake your groove fact, yes, sir.
*(Both dance wildly together)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Show them how we do it now.
*(Both dogs come up, holding hands as they twirl)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) There's nothing more that I'd like to do so than take the floor and dance with you.
*(Many of the students continue dancing with both dogs, looking at one another, leading)
*Peaches and Herb: (singing) Keep dancing, let's keep danciiiiing!
*(Later that night, as the moon shines, both dogs bump butts with the female starting to shiver a bit. Goofy swiftly gives her his jacket as she grins. The male leads her to the bench nearby them)
*Carmen Carter: (sings) You have a cute fashion of speaking.
*(The female sits down far from him with her hand off. His grin drops as both start looking meekly away)
*Carmen Carter: (singing) You have the better of me.
*(Goofy ponders a bit before realizing something)
*Donnie McClurkin: (singing) Just snap your fingers and I'm walking.
*(He sits down, crossing his leg and looking away a bit as did Sylvia disappointedly)
*Donnie McClurkin: (singing) Like the dog hanging on a leash.
*(He turns back, sighing a bit)
*Carmen Carter: (singing) I'm in the spin, you know.
*(Then both look at one another, starting to slowly grin)
*Donnie McClurkin: (singing) Shaking on a string, you know.
*(She shrugs as Goofy chuckles a bit)
*Both: (singing in unison) You make me feel like dancing.
*(Then he lets his arm down to the bench)
*Chorus: (singing) Gonna dance the night away.
*(The male, with mood ring on his finger, makes his fingers walk to her hand also acting like finger walking)
*Both: (singing in unison) You make me feel like dancing.
*(The dog's hand scratches the "leg" a bit)
*Chorus: (singing) Gonna dance the night away.
*(Then, both pinkie fingers touch as the mood rings glow)
*Both: (singing in unison) You make me feel like dancing.
*(They look, noticing the mood rings glowing brightly, much to their shock)
*Both: (singing in unison) I feel like dancing, dancing.
*(They lift their fingers as the rings glow brightly)
*Both: (singing in unison) Dance the night away.
*(He gasps, looking up with a grin on her face)
*Both: (singing in unison) I feel like dancing.
*(Both pinkies are held together)
*Both: (singing in unison) Dancing.
*(Then, they lift as the pinkies glow brightly)
*Both: (singing in unison) Ahh...
*(Eventually, the fingers are removed)
*Both: (singing in unison) Ditty-ditty dit, dit, de-dit.
*(Eventually, the female grins warmly, leaning to his chest)
*Sylvia: Ah, Goofy...this is the best night of my life.
*(He looks at her with a grin before holding her)
*Goofy: (grins) Mine, too!
*(The star is seen shooting in the heavens)
== Goofy's double life ==
*(The next day, at the library, as Sylvia is putting books up with the Hispanic dog holding the ladder, the familiar dog, in normal garb, holding flowers, rushes inside)
*Goofy: (sing-songy) Oh, Sylvia!
*(She notices the dog as he jumps from the ladder, which slides. Sylvia yelps before she is flung off the ladder, yelping as she falls with Goofy trying to catch her)
*Sylvia: Ohh-aahhhh!!!!
*(Both collide with the dog catching her)
*Both: Oh!
*(Books fall on top of the two. Sylvia notices the bouquet of flowers in hand, smelling them before hugging the fat dog)
*Sylvia: (happily) Ohh!
*(Goofy yelps, being kissed. As Sylvia removes herself, Goofy is covered in lipstick kisses, blushing happily as he chuckles)
*(Meanwhile, where the Gammas are located at, Bradley is performing a trick, impressing the females watching before jumping to the board, posing proudly)
*Some: Ohh!
*(Unknown to him, the familiar dog skates down the rails while reading something, passing by Bradley and a female, twirling the two both have their fur messed to look like different genders with the girl wearing Bradley's items and Bradley in, embarrassingly, the female lady's collar, rings and headband. He yelps, covering himself. The women looking laugh a bit as Bradley growls frustratedly toward where Max left)
*(Meanwhile, at the library, the Gamma brothers come up to the fat dog studying)
*Goofy: Hey! What the--?
*(Just then, Goofy yelps as he is pulled off)
*(That night, at the Gammas' faculty, the members wearing cloaks gather around while Bradley Uppercrust, wearing a chief outfit, marches proudly with the dog holding a towel follows. As Goofy looks around curiously with the wine poured on Bradley's cup, the candle goes downward before Bradley Uppercrust notices, sniffing a bit)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Huh?
*(He gasps, looking at what he sees, shrieking in panic as he yelps)
*Bradley Uppercrust: AHH! Hot-hot-hot-hot!!
*(He is given an extinguisher from Goofy as he rushes upward. Just then, Bradley Uppercrust is placed in the wine bowl as he sighs in relief. However, the dog, ignoring on purpose, presses the button, causing everyone else to be sprayed by the extinguisher)
*(Later, Bradley Uppercrust skates through the Team 99 neighborhood before shoving through the familiar figures, causing their items to fall to the ground)
*Most: Uhh.
*(They look up, noticing Bradley stopping with a cruel)
*Bradley: I'll see you at the qualifying rounds, freshmen!
*(Eventually, he skates away from them)
*Max: (snaps) And after, where you'll be bringing me my towel, boy!
== X-Games qualifying round ==
*(Later, at the place marked "College X-Games" where people are entering, out from the competitors' rink comes Max with some of his friends dressed in blue outfits wearing yellow on their shirts)
*Max: (amazed) This is everything I dreamed it would be!
*(Some are taking pictures while the competitors grin)
*Bobby: This place puts the "rage" (kneels) in outrageous!
*(He bows a bit)
*P.J.: No joking! It buries what we're used to live in Lester's Possum Park.
*Max: Alright. That's it, just remember. There's nothing here that we can't handle.
*Bradley Uppercrust's Voice: Oh! I seriously doubt that.
*(They look, noticing the teams wearing black uniforms with red on them)
*Bradley Uppercrust: We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen!
*Max: (dryly) Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards.
*Voice on Megaphone: Attention, would Gamma Team One and Team 99 report to the street competition platform?
*Max: Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it.
*Goofy: (peeks behind Tank and raises his thumb) Farewell, son!
*Max: (grins a bit) Yes, you too, Dad.
*(On the commentator box, a dog named Chuck looks at the scenery)
*Chuck: Hey-ho and what do you know? Welcome to the Sixth Annual College X-Games.
*(Max's group begins walking up to the ramp while the familiar faces are cheering wildly, holding banners featuring "Max", "Go, Max" and "We Love Max")
*Crowd: WHOO!!
*Chuck's Voice: The contestants are gonna spin, twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow.
*(The two teams arrive to the top of the ramp with Chuck smirking. As he speaks next, it briefly shows an orange-haired dog currently wearing a gray jacket similar to the dog's)
*Chuck: Today's qualifying rounds will determine who will compete in the semifinals! And now, let's see what's going on at our first venue, the skateboarders' street competition, from our man on the street, Ken Clark!
*(He blows off some dust a bit. He looks carefully at his mic. He listens to the headset on his ear a bit)
*Ken: (swiftly/hesitantly) Welcome, one and all. Today--
*Chuck: (interrupts) Thank you, Ken.
*(At the starting rink, as the teams are setting up, Bradley swiftly taps Max's shoulder, confusing him as he looks at the side, but swiftly turns back at Bradley whistling nonchalantly)
*Chuck's Voice: Word on the street is that there's a new boy in town now who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third.
*(The dog looks at the group nearby)
*Ken: That's right, Chuck. And his name is....
*Chuck: Max Goof!
*Crowd: MAX! MAX!! MAX!!! MAX!!!!
*(Max chuckles a bit meekly while the Freelancers wave. All while Bradley Uppercrust glances, but snatches the Gamma brothers)
*Bradley: Hey, Tank.
*(He whispers to the bad boys before chuckling)
*P.J.: (holds Max) This is it, man. Your competition.
*Bobby: (shows the safety helmet) This is the big one, bro. Stay focused.
*(The Gammas chuckle cruelly before one of them secretly places on rockets in Goofy's board)
*Bradley Uppercrust: (smirks) Just like we always do so!
*Tank: It's a little insurance, baby, with no deductible.
*(The leader snatches the board before Goofy notices the board given to him)
*Bradley Uppercrust: (smirks) Crazy idea. You do the honors, Brother Goof.
*Goofy: (takes it) Me? Gawrsh.
*(The helmet is placed on him)
*Goofy: Uh, well, sure.
*(He is pushed to the edge of the ramp, though his helmet tips a bit with him lifting it a bit)
*Chuck: (notices) Well, well, what have we got here? Looks like there's been a last moment substitution.
*(The fat dog looks downward, but becomes hesitant as he sees many ramps)
*Goofy: Gah!
*Ken: That's right, Chuck. Skateboarding for the Gammas in...
*Chuck: (to the mic) Max Goof's father, Goofy.
*(Max, hearing it, looks stunned)
*Chuck: Its patriarch and son pitted against each other in a battle of skill and dexterity.
*(The big Gamma snatches the dog, placing him on the board)
*Max: He-he-he-he. This is gonna be good.
*(The starting gun fires before the fat dog is tickled, making him yelp and wobble)
*Goofy: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
*Tank: (tickling) Farewell, godfather.
*(The fat dog yelps, wobbling downward before flipping around before smashing headfirst)
*Chuck's Voice: Oh, starting out bad. Looping out with a devil flip to a headbutt.
*(After sitting up, the dog is hit on the head by the board)
*Chuck's Voice: Oohhhh....
*(The familiar faces, including Sylvia, gasp a bit)
*Chuck's Voice: But he's up and ready to tear!
*(Goofy moans, starting to get back on the board while the Gammas watch)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Looks like Brother Goof needs a boost. (presses a button)
*(Just then, the rockets activate, causing Goofy to yelp, flying toward a ramp and twirl)
*Chuck's Voice: And a huge triple flip on the quarter pipe.
*(Goofy continues shrieking as he tries to stay on the skateboard that zooms fast. Then, he jumps upward, flying through the stairway rails)
*Chuck's Voice: Fifty-fifty slide uphill to a flip.
*(He flips upward, then down another ramp while sitting on the board. As the villains chuckle, Goofy keeps yelping and zooming around, going through the rails, twirling a bit before it shows the smoke trail of the Toon dog going around the ramps)
*Chuck's Voice: What a lip slide to a hand-plant! Whoa, nelly!
*(The crowd, stunned, looks at the scenery with Goofy yelping, twirling before forcing to a handstand on the board)
*Chuck's Voice: Now skating with the speed of a cheetah, that is gonna be time for Goofy.
*(Evenutally, he almost smashes before Tank snatches him and the Gamma brother midgets stop the board. The crowd cheers wildly for the dog)
*Chuck: (smirks) Oh, what a show!
*Ken: That's right, Chuck. Looks like the new boy in town is no match for the unbeatable Gammas in their newest member...
*Chuck: Goofy!
*(Then he points to the scoreboard)
*Chuck: Let's see what the judges have to say.
*(Then it shows the scoreboard with mostly 10s)
*Chuck: Perfect tens across the board!
*(The last one shows a 9.5 on it)
*Chuck: Except for the German judge. 9 on that one.
*(The good guys look stunned while the villains chuckle victoriously)
*P.J.: Whoa, blown off by his own dad.
*Max: (panics) Hey, silence! I'm trying to concentrate here.
*(Max takes his skateboard, ready to skate)
*Chuck's Voice: It's Max's time to skate.
*(Then Max skates downward)
*Chuck's Voice: And...here he goes!
*(He twirls around a bit)
*Chuck's Voice: Ooh! Starts out big with a half cam across the box jump.
*(The leader glances at the scenery before he evilly smirks, snatching a mirror before he aims at the mirror, trying to blind Max as he skates a bit on the ramp. Just then, Max notices as he yelps)
*Max: (in agony) Ooh! Ahh!
*(He yelps, skating downward a bit before sliding down to his knees)
*Chuck's Voice: Losing his balance to a knee slide.
*(He snatches his board, continuing a bit)
*Chuck's Voice: That is going to hurt his score unless he does something big!
*(He keeps skating around the ramps a bit)
*Chuck's Voice: Alright, coming for the quarter pipe.
*(He slides down to the rails a bit, starting to wobble a bit)
*Chuck's Voice: Tail-catches to a lip slide on the rail to...
*(Just then, he slips and falls to the ground, making everyone gasp in shock)
*Chuck's Voice: Oh, that has had to hurt.
*(At the ramp, the good guys look concerned)
*P.J.: C'mon, Max, get up!
*(Max shakes his head a bit, looking worried before continuing to skate)
*Chuck's Voice: He's alright! Let's see if he can end strong.
*(Max swiftly skates upward, but does a one-handed stall)
*Chuck's Voice: Swift flip into a one-handed stall. This is a new one. I have never seen this move, folks!
*(Max skates back down once more, twirling and flipping)
*Chuck's Voice: It's back down into the transition. Sit 360. And...time!
*(The frowning dog eventually comes up, sighing in frustration. Then, he looks at the score marked "6.5, 5.8, 5.9, 6.3, 6.4", and eventually after a moment, a "4.2" from the last one)
*Chuck: Wowee! With barely above a six-point average, Team 99 just makes it to the semifinals by the skin of their teeth!
*(Max looks a bit more frustrated a bit)
*P.J.: Relax! It's alright, man. We're in!
*Max: (frowns) Get real!
*(He pushes the others aside)
*Crowd: (chanting) GOOFY! GOOFY!! GOOFY!!!
*(As the chant continues, Bradley smirks a bit)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Witness, gentlemen, victory is ours. And most reluctantly, we taught our little freshmen foes not to mess with the Gammas.
*(Then Bradley notices the familiar crown, secretly tossing it as Mickey is hit, knocking him down. Afterward, Max looks peeved, sitting up and snatching the crown before frowning at the crowd chanting and lifting the chuckling fat dog)
*Goofy: Maxie!!
*(Then he notices the frustrated hurt look on his son's face before Max angrily flings down the crown, darting away from the place)
*Goofy: Hey, Maxie?
== A depressed Goofy/Mid-Term nightmare ==
*(The next day, Mickey bitterly walks in the halls of college before the fat dog notices him)
*Goofy: Maxie? (uneasily) I've been looking all over for you, son. Where have you been? I can't warn you how sorry I am.
*Max: Oh, save your breath! (to Goofy) You may have won this time, but, Dad...oohhhh!!!! This campus just isn't big enough for the both of us.
*Goofy: I didn't mean for it to turn out this fashion, Max. I was just trying to get closer to you.
*Max: Oh, don't you get it? I'm trying to get away from YOU!! I'm not a little boy anymore!
*(The fat dog looks more and more concerned as Max moans and eventually looks furious to his adopted father)
*Max: Now just leave me alone and GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!
*(As Max runs into his class, Goofy tries reaching for Max, before the fat dog eventually looks down, sighing a bit depressingly)
*(That morning, as the students sit down, Tinkerputt finishes writing on the chalkboard marked "Mid-Term Exam")
*Tinkerputt: (turns back) Well, good morning, people. (looks at his watch) It would appear that it is time to start. You may open....
*(Then the door opens up with the familiar depressed dog entering)
*Tinkerputt: Ah, Mr. Goof. Nice of you to join us today.
*(The fat dog sits near where Max is sitting)
*Goofy: (scoffs) Oh, yes, right...
*Tinkerputt: You may open your envelopes and begin.
*(The envelopes are opened with the papers glanced a bit. The fat dog sighs a bit, looking at where Max is busy writing frustratedly with the students near him glancing. Tinkerputt, noticing, swiftly pushes Goofy's head to the papers)
*Tinkerputt: Let's not have any wandering eyes.
*(Goofy looks at the papers, but sighs as he starts writing. As that is happening, Tinkerputt looks at the familiar serpent looking at one of the students. Later, as the students are sleeping with the testers taking the tests, Goofy is scribbling Max's name before he sighs, looking depressed)
*(Dream Sequence)
*(At that moment, Goofy notices the flower in the picture transforming to real flowers before out comes a red elephant)
*(He turns the tape player on before the rhincoeros motions Goofy, now in white background, to follow)
*The Partridge Family: (sings) Hello, world, there's a song that we're singing. C'mon, get happy.
*(The area swirls before Goofy notices himself on a chair with a table as the sun is starting to rise)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) An entire lot of loving is what we'll be bringing.
*(He notices a flower blooming before a teacup is shown)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) We'll make you happy.
*(The dream tea is poured to one of the cups past a flying teacup)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) We had a dream, we go traveling together.
*(The hippopotamus grins with Goofy happily taking the drink)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) We'll spread a little loving and we'll keep moving on.
*(Just then, out comes a fairy Max whom grins as the dog grins back. Then out comes another fairy Max, along with a third from the teacups and sugar bowl, much to the bowl's annoyance)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) Something always happens wherever we're together.
*(Many Max fairies come to the grinning Goofy as they wave)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) We get a happy feeling if we're singing a song.
*Fairy Maxes: Hi, Dad.
*(At that moment, a giraffe flies past him before going near the dog)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) Traveling along there's a song that we're singing. C'mon, get happy.
*(He comes to Goofy, smirking as he points to Max fairies flying below the table)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) An entire lot of loving is what we'll bringing, we'll make you happy.
*(After a moment, a flash occurs before up comes Max, whom grins)
*The Partridge Family: (singing) We'll make you happy, we'll make you happy. We'll make you happy, we'll make you happy!
*(He points as Goofy yelps as the now big shadow begins covering the dog. To his notice, he sees a furious and monstrous Max growling in frustration, snatching the tablecloth as Goofy is tumbled off, shrieking)
*Goofy: WhoooooOOOOA!!!!
*(As he falls downward, the familiar visions begin showing up with each shouting)
*Boss: (snaps) YOU'RE FIRED!!
*(The van begins honking rapidly)
*Unemployment Lady: I notice you don't have a college degree.
*Pete: C'mon, son! I can't miss you if you won't leave! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
*(Goofy smashes to some horseshoes before he falls downward)
*Goofy: Whoa!
*(He smashes to the ground as everything flashes. He moans before sitting up at where a white background is at)
*Goofy: Unh, what?
*Max's Voice: (frustratedly/echoing) GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!
*Goofy: (confused) What?
*Max's Voice: (frustratedly/echoing) GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!
*(He looks around with concern before looking up where the top is showing the frustrated Max, now normal, frowning in frustration with the anteater chuckling with a smirk)
*Max: (snaps) Leave me alone and get your own life!
*(The door on top locks shut before everything fades as Goofy only looks down in depression)
*Tinkerputt: (echoing) Pencils down.
*Goofy: What?
*Tinkerputt: (glances) I said, pencils down.
*(End Dream Sequence)
*Goofy: (realizes) Wait a moment. I'm not finished!
*Tinkerputt: It's over, Mr. Goof.
*(The fat dog only slumps to the floor depressingly. Later, Goofy sits near the fountain depressingly while people eat their meals and chat away from him. Then it later shows the depressed dogs with birds pecking the ground before flying away from the dog's sigh)
*Goofy: Huh...
*(That night, Goofy continued looking down more. At Sylvia's apartment, the female dog waits before sighing a bit frustratedly. She looks at her watch before blowing the candle out, but slumps back to her chair mournfully.)
== Regaining focus ==
*(The next day, back at the familiar building as barbecue is being cooked, Goofy only keeps sulking as Pete looks seriously)
*Goofy: Ugh...Pete. What am I gonna do now?
*Pete: Look, goof, it's no big deal.
*(As he continues, the cat begins shuffling some meat before placing them on the grill)
*Pete: All that book learning doesn't prep you for doodly-squat. It's useless in the real world. Heh. All these square roots, and circumnavigating and circumference and... (tosses some beef) Bah! It's all "garbology."
*(The cat takes a horseshoe, ready to aim toward the stake)
*Pete: Look here; if you know that four quarters adds up to simoleon, you'll survive.
*(He tosses the shoe without turning back, though it clanks and misses. Pete, noticing, takes more horseshoes, glancing at the stake as Goofy looks)
*Pete: Anything who warns you anything different is priming your pump.
*(He chuckles as he tosses the next shoe, though it clangs. Goofy looks a bit more stunned)
*Pete: (smirks) Take it from me, pal.
*(He tosses another with a loud clang heard, making the dog realize)
*Goofy: (inner thoughts) If you want that diploma, you have to fix both eyes on it...
*(He snatches the last horseshoe, glancing at it)
*Pete: What do you---
*(He aims carefully)
*Goofy: (inner thoughts) Like it was this here horseshoe stake.
*(He aims and wags his bent butt with Pete rolling his eyes. After a few moments, the dog twirls, tossing it before the shoe meets its mark, twirling in the stake before landing on the ground)
*Goofy: (realizes) That's it! (catches Pete) I lost my focus! I have to get back there and straighten facts out.
*(Goofy darts away before he yelps, colliding to the ground)
*Goofy: Uhh! (stands up) FOCUS!!
*(Eventually, Goofy leaves the area. As that happens, Pete pauses with a confused look on his face)
*Pete: Did I miss something?!
== Max's motivation ==
*(Back at college, the clock chimes. All while with Max, the depressed dog walks the lonely streets before up comes a mouse girl named Miss Fieldmouse, whom notices him)
*Miss Fieldmouse: Hey, I know you! Aren't you...
*Max: Yep, Max.
*Miss Fieldmouse: Goofy's son! Ahh! He is rad!
*(Max moans depressingly as rain begins pouring down, starting to walk off. At the familiar cafe, Max arrives as the rain pours through the whole city. Some water splashes on the dog, making him moan. Inside, as slow jazz music is playing, Bobby looks around before noticing something)
*Bobby: Huh?
*(He looks at the familiar groundskeeper drinking some hot cocoa)
*Bobby: Do you ever wonder why you're always like...wearing gloves?
*(At that moment, as P.J. is drinking with the Beret Girl, Max comes up to the counter, looking more depressed)
*Max: (to the barkeeper) Grande cappucccino. Make it a double.
*P.J.: (notices) Hey, Max.
*Waitress: Grande cap, double it.
*P.J.: (holds him) Be here now, bro! We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one with your selfishness.
*(Bobby comes up to the dog)
*Bobby: That's just the new "P.J. speak" for..."where you been, buddy?"
*(He takes the cup, sighing a bit)
*Max: I've decided this school's only big enough for one Goof. (sighs) I'm transferring outta here.
*Bobby: Excuse me what?
*P.J.: Wait a moment!
*(He stops Max)
*P.J.: Hold it, Max. C'mon, that means you can't be on the X-Games team.
*Max: Exactly. You don't let me on the team, any matter. I lost in my best event!
*Bobby: Ah, c'mon! Hey, Max Man! That was a one-time freak-fest.
*(He pulls the dog back a bit)
*Bobby: You can beat any of these losers any day.
*Max: (mournfully) I've already decided. I'm outta here.
*Beret Girl: (sighs) Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.
*Max: (looks at her) If I can't even beat my father, who is probably the most athletically-challenged man in the universe, how can you expect me to beat the other competitors? We're starting in last place because of me!
*Bobby: (scoffs) That never stopped us before! (to Mickey) You wanna give that Gamma geek, Bradley, the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out?
*Max: Well...no.
*Bobby: You wanna let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else? Especially if that someone else is your old man?
*Max: (seriously) No!
*Bobby: Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy?!
*Max: No!
*P.J.: (grins) Together, we can do it!
*Max: (nods) You're right! (stands up) We can yet beat them! Let's whip these Gammas!
*Bobby: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Mission: Impossible!
*(They hold each other's hands)
*All: LET'S DO IT TO IT!!
*(They hi-five before darting away and cheering)
*Beret Girl: (sighs) Boys...will be boys.
== Reconciling with Sylvia ==
*(The next day, at the library, the frustrated Sylvia hits some books into the empty shelves as the familiar Mexican dog holds some)
*Sylvia: Unh. Stands me up. Doesn't call me, doesn't apologize, doesn't write to me. He could send me a little note, something.
*(She notices the fat dog at the other side of the shelf as she removes some books, frowning a bit)
*Sylvia: Huh.
*Goofy: Sylvia, I...if you let me, I-
*Sylvia: Csendes! (frowns) No talking in the library.
*(She hits the books to his face as she shoves them upright)
*Goofy: Unh!
*(She tosses some unused books to the box before glancing at the dog)
*Goofy: Of course, Sylvia. I really care about you.
*Sylvia: (frowns) Well, yeesh! (sarcastically) If a certain someone truly cared about another someone, you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner, (sounds brokenhearted) or at least apologize for not showing up or even call or something!
*(She pushes the book to the dog's nose)
*Goofy: Uhh. You're right. I'm so sorry. I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle and I've plumb lost track of everything that's reluctant to me. (looks at her) Including you.
*(She looks a bit stunned at what she heard. She looks through the dog peeking through the shelves)
*Goofy: Can you ever forgive me?
*(She turns back to him, but notices his eyes with tears before she slowly grins)
*Sylvia: (hugs his head) Oh, how can I not forgive you?
*Goofy: Oh, Sylvia, I have to get my grades up and quit these dumb old Gammas. And most reluctant.....
*Crowd: Csendes.
*(He turns back to everyone)
*Goofy: And most reluctant; get my son back.
*Sylvia: (smirks) Well, what are we waiting for? (nose kisses) I have a yearning for some learning. (squeaks a bit) He-he-he.
*Goofy: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
*(The dog attempts to remove himself from the shelf, groaning a bit. He begins pulling the shelf as Goofy realizes in horror. Just then, the shelves with the dog tip downward, smashing to the ground. The crowd notices the dog buried by the shelves as he moans in agony)
*Goofy: Sylvia!
== Exam training/Goofy passes ==
*(Later, as a song is heard, it shows a familiar dog in gym clothing following as he approaches the books in his dorm. Later, it shows Goofy writing. Then, it shows the dog looking through different books, then the globe and skull)
*Eddie Floyd: (sings) Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh.
*(Then it shows Sylvia approaching Goofy with a cup of coffee, trying to give the cup to him before he snatches the pot, drinking it down. Then it shows Sylvia on the treadmill darting while looking through various books before Goofy is shown slumping near a book)
*Sylvia: C'mon, you can do it.
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) I don't wanna lose this good fact.
*Sylvia: Go, go!
*(The fat dog groans, trying to push up a bit)
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) You're everything I've had.
*(Then it shows Goofy fighting as he twirls on the exercise bike with Sylvia holding the book Goofy is using with a fishing pole)
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) If I do so, I would surely.
*(Then it shows the male dog pulling each book like weights, glancing at each one)
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) Surely lose a lot.
*(Then it shows Goofy doing pushups while looking through textbooks and trying to keep up as Sylvia is on Goofy's back)
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) Because your love is better.
*Sylvia: (through megaphone) C'mon!
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) Than any other I know.
*Sylvia: Go all the road!
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) It's like thunder, lightning.
*(Then it shows Goofy punching around a bit)
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) The fashion you love me is frightening.
*(He arrives to the building marked "Mid-Term Exam Today")
*Goofy: Let's do it to it!
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) You better knock on wood.
*(He enters secretly looking at his own cheat sheet)
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) Baby.
*(Then it shows the dog writing swiftly as he looks at the test while the students are secretly trying to write their notes)
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh.
*(Later, Sylvia comes up to the result charts, looking at the names on the grade sheets)
*Eddie Floyd: (singing) You better knock on wood!
*(Eventually, she looks at the results of Goofy's grades, grinning as she notices the high grades. She grins, looking at the weary Goofy)
*Sylvia: (happily) Oh! Oh, you did it! You did it! Oh, look! All A's. (hugs him) Oohhhh!!!!
*Goofy: Whoa!
*Sylvia: (grins) Oh, I'm just so proud of you, Goofy. Let's go celebrate.
*Goofy: (grins) Oh, you know I'd love to, but I have a few more facts to take care of.
== Goofy quits the Gammas ==
*(Later, the fat dog is speaking to the Gammas as the members look seriously at Bradley Uppercrust trying to play pool)
*Goofy: Well, you see, I HAVE to quit the team.
*(He looks stunned, missing and tearing the carpet from the table)
*Bradley Uppercrust: (frowns) Excuse me?
*Larry: You what?
*Shorty: No way!
*Burly: What is they speaking about, right?
*Bradley Uppercrust: (frowns) Just what makes you think you can change your mind on the last day of the competition?
*(The gulping Goofy backs off before bumping to Tank)
*Tank: Should I knock some sense into his big melon?
*(Goofy yelps, being pulled a bit)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Whoa, whoa. Down, Tank. Easy, boy.
*(Goofy is poked by the pool stick)
*Bradley Uppercrust: If you're thinking you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, you've had another fact coming.
*Tank: (mockingly) Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-boy's in danger, and Daddy's gonna bail him out.
*(The Gammas chuckle cruelly)
*Goofy: No, siree, sir!
*(In frustration, Goofy snatches the stick, hitting Tank's foot)
*Tank: (in pain) Ah! Have my bunion!
*(The dog groans with Bradley fighting with Goofy holding the stick)
*Goofy: I'm not gonna be on anyone's team.
*Bradley Uppercrust: Smart man. But you forgot one fact. (frowns) Nobody...I repeat...nobody quits the Gammas!
*(The dog tosses the stick aside)
*Goofy: (snaps) If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me.
*(He pushes the foes a bit with Goofy not noticing what just happened)
*Goofy: I'm leaving the Gammas, and that's that.
*(However, before he can leave, Goofy yelps, being blocked by the antelope and ostrich holding the pool sticks before being snatched in pain)
*Bradley Uppercrust: No, you're not leaving the Gammas.
*(Just then, Goofy is kicked out of the building, yelping and shrieking before he smashes to the streets, moaning)
*Bradley Uppercrust: (shouts) The Gammas are leaving YOU!!
*Leo: (waves) Sayonara.
*Slouch: Yes! Hasta la vista, baby!
*(The Gammas eventually go back inside and lock the door as Goofy moans)
*Goofy: Sheesh! I think they're a little sore at me.
*(Then Goofy looks at his tunic, noticing the pin yet on himself, realizing as he removes it)
*Goofy: Whoops. Better return my Gamma pin.
== The Gammas' true cheating nature ==
*(The fat dog peeks in, looking around as he begins sneaking curiously, peeking a bit)
*Bradley Uppercrust's Voice: We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas?
*Tank's Voice: Skill?
*Larry's Voice: Uh, good looks?
*Bradley Uppercrust's Voice: Uh, you dense dopes!
*(As the dog places the pen on the table, he notices the Gammas' reflections before they hear the man smirking)
*Bradley Uppercrust: We'll cheat!
*(He gasps as Goofy yelps silently. He peeks a bit as the foes chant)
*Gammas: (chanting) Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
*(Goofy swiftly ducks down as Tank sits on the pool table, causing all the balls to go in the pool hole)
*Tank: Just like we did last time, darling.
*Bradley Uppercrust: And that was a great cheat.
*(He turns as he is close to where the horns represent him as a devil with the light turning red)
*Bradley Uppercrust: But now, I have a better plan.
*Goofy: (silently) I have to warn Maxie!
*(Swiftly, Goofy leaves the building. In the lockers, as Bobby with his team look at Max's team, the boy grins a bit)
*Mickey: This is it, guys; championship time.
*(Just then, the door opens up before most notice Goofy with Max turning away in bitterness)
*Goofy: (hesitantly) Oh, hiya, fellers.
*P.J.: Oh, um...hi, Mr. Goof.
*(They only hesitantly go to their lockers with Max bitterly pulling out his own helmet)
*Goofy: Yeesh, Max, I know you're yet sore at me, but I came to warn you that the Gammas have been cheating all along.
*Max: (frustratedly) Oh, yes! Did Bradley warn you to say that? Stop wasting my time, Dad. I have to stay focused.
*(The other team members, with the worried ones, leave Goofy)
*Goofy: (sighs) Ooh, farewell, son.
*(He mournfully shakes his head a bit.)
== The semifinals ==
*(Later, at the competition, as training is shown, Chuck in the blimp looks from below as he speaks to the mic)
*Chuck: Ohh, ladies and gentlemen! Put on your seat belts and hold onto your hats. Oh, my!
*(As he speaks next, the sports events are shown in the games with some smashing seen)
*Chuck's Voice: It's time for the high-flying, gravity-defying, no-time-for-weeping College X-Games!
*(At the blimp, the dog looks at the name of the title in confusion)
*Chuck: (sounds emotional) And here they come! All righty now. We'll begin with the eight qualifying teams in a semifinal round until we're down to the two best teams.
*(He is given a note before looking)
*Chuck: Then they'll be fighting for first place at the College X-Games Championship!
*(Down below, Ken grins while someone holds a "4351" number on his board with some posing behind him)
*Ken: That's right, Chuck. In the semifinals, we'll see rock climbing, luge runs and much more.
*(Back with Chuck, he turns the screen back to him as he smirks)
*Chuck: (tries grinning) Won't...that be fun?
*(Then the TV screen shows the teams with Chuck speaking)
*Chuck's Voice: The leading team to beat, as always, is the Gammas! And their three competitors are Bradley Uppercrust the Third, Tank and Slouch!
*(The crowd looks stunned with a few looking frustrated)
*Professor: Oh, c'mon!
*Spectator #1: What just happened to Goofy?
*All: We want Goofy!
*(Ken notices as he looks seriously)
*Ken: Wow! What do you know, Chuck? Looks like Goofy's a no-show.
*(At that moment, a spectator runs up to the camera, shrieking in fear as he shouts)
*Spectator #2: (shakes the camera) What just happened to Goof man?!
*(The crowd is booing while Bobby is dusting his hands and Max notices his competition without Goofy)
*Max: Hey, Brad, what have you done with my dad?
*Bradley Uppercrust: (smirks) He didn't make the cut. You see, he was never Gamma material.
*(Outside the stadium, Goofy begins to mournfully leave, concerned. Back with Chuck, the dog looks at the camera with a smirk)
*Chuck: Alright then. Let's go down to the semifinal round...which begins with the rock climb.
*(At the rock climb, Rocky and Bullwinkle, the latter wearing a blue shirt with yellow on it, climb up the rocks with one of the climbers noticing a rock snatched from an area)
*Climber: What the...
*(Just then, the rocks are pulled off as the climber yelps and slides downward. Inside the fake rock climb, the chuckling ape smirks while the confused moose and squirrel notice. Just then, the rocks are pulled, leaving the two hanging a bit. Swiftly, Rocky is pushed up with Bullwinkle using his antlers to hold himself as the last rock is removed. Quickly, Rocky climbs to the top with Bullwinkle flopping upward, landing near Rocky before the two cheer happily)
*Both: WHOO!! (dancing) Yes! Alright!
*Good Guys: (randomly) YES!! Whoo-hoo! Yes! Awesome!
*(The leader looks bitterly at the results. Later, it shows an event where Max and another racer are racing via backboarding while the crowd cheers for them. Unknown to them, Slouch secretly glances around a bit before swiftly elbowing a prop mailbox, causing marbles to spill out. Just then, the black-haired boy notices the marbles ahead)
*Max: What?
*(The one ahead wobbles from the marbles as he yelps, but twirls)
*Competitor: Whoa!
*(The boy smirks a bit, jumping with the board wobbling on wheelies before Max notices the twirling competitor, swiftly moving off and slightly hitting the hay near the sides as he races down)
*Max: Yipes!
*(He swiftly moves off, turning the curve)
*Max: (smirks) Yes!
*(As he zooms away, the competitor smashes to the haystack with the boy crossing the finish line. In the crowd, Sylvia and most of the teachers cheer wildly)
*Sylvia: (happily) Yes!!
*(Later, it shows P.J. on a bike riding the mounds with another rider trying to catch up while the Gammas secretly shoot a rocket arrow, snatching the biker as he yelps, flying around the curse)
*P.J.: (notices) Oops.
*(He jumps with his bike as the rider smashes to the banner, but smashes to the flag pole and spins ala fireworks while P.J. crosses the finish line. Later, Chuck smirks a bit as he fixes his tie)
*Chuck: The semifinals have resulted in just Team One and Team 99 going head-to-head in the finals.
*(Down below, Bradley Uppercrust removes his helmet as he acts pitifully a bit before he smirks, giving a thumbs up)
*Chuck's Voice: The grueling competition has really taken its toll on the athletes this afternoon.
*(The members only pose with the ape chuckling. Back with Chuck, the dog fixes his tie, looking confident)
*Chuck: But now, let's strap in for our final and deciding event; the X-Games triathlon.
== Max needs Goofy ==
*(He points downward while down below, the three teams on their roller skates stuff themselves with a beagle in referee shirt looks at the three teams)
*Chuck's Voice: Yes, we're seconds away from what promises to be an emotional finale between these 2 fierce competitors.
*Referee: (looks at his watch) Take your positions.
*(He is ready to fire the starting gun while as Bobby is snatching P.J.'s shoes off, trying to get them on, the evil man motions Tank before the dog snickers, pulling out the remote)
*Referee: On your mark, get set...
*(Then, Bradley hits the button, causing P.J. to notice the rockets on the rollerskate shoes he is trying on starting to shake and ready to lift him up. Just then, the dog shrieks as he flies high and away from the area as the referee swiftly whistles)
*Referee: False start! False start!
*(Max frowns at where Bobby snickers)
*Referee: Both teams back on the line. Get back here.
*Max: Wait! Hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state.
*Bradley Uppercrust: Why, that is absurd! I did nothing of the sort!
*Max: (realizes) Sheesh. That's what my dad has been trying to warn me.
*Bradley Uppercrust: Can we get on with the race, please? (pauses) Wait a moment, uh...one, two...
*(He points a bit before looking seriously)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Oh, you don't seem to have enough team members now, do you?
*Referee: (shrugs) Rules are rules. You have field to a complete team, or you forfeit to the Gammas.
*Max: (snaps) Wait, that's unfair! We don't know anyone else.
*(Just then, Max notices the blimp with TV as Ken looks worried)
*Ken: Oh, seems we have a little delay here, folks.
*(Then the group looks at Ken nearby them)
*Ken: Team 99's short a man and will be disqualified if one is not found in just one-and-a-half minutes!
*(Max nods, taking the microphone as he sighs, looking at the camera the crew held)
*Max: Dad, it's me, Max.
*(At the stands, Goofy, climbing up the stairs, stops, looking at where the TV blimp is)
*Max: If you're out there....
*Goofy: (concerned) Oh, my heavens. Maxie's in danger!
*Max: (sighs) Dad, relax, I'm not in danger. It's just the team needs you. (seriously) I need you.
*Goofy: (starts grinning) You hear that? I have to go help him! (shows the horseshoe) Good fact I always carry my lucky horseshoe.
*(Swiftly, Goofy darts away)
*Goofy: We're a-coming, Maxie!!
*(Just then, Goofy yelps as he collides with a popcorn vendor, shrieking as he tumbles downward)
*Goofy: Whoa!
*(He bounces on top of an emergency tent before flying upward)
*Goofy: AAHHHH!!!!
*(With Max, the boy dog sighs a bit)
*Max: (shakes his head) Well, I wouldn't blame him if he didn't come.
*Bradley Uppercrust: (smirks) That's it! They're disqualified.
*(However, the beagle looks at his watch)
*Referee: No, no, no. Not yet. There's yet five more seconds.
*(The villains hi-five one another)
*Referee: 4...3...2...
*(Goofy's shriek is heard as he smashes to the floor, shocking them. Afterward, out comes the chuckling hesitant Goofy. The crowd cheers wildly with the fans grinning)
*Bradley: (to the referee) Hey, c'mon, no fair! He's too late!
*Referee: (shows his watch) Not by my watch.
*Goofy: (gets pulled up) Son, about the last couple of weeks...
*Max: (grins) Dad, what do you say we take care of this race first?
*Goofy: You've had it!
== The X-Games Triathlon ==
*Referee: (looks at his watch) Take your positions.
*(The skates with safety gear are placed on as they prep themselves)
*Referee: On your mark!
*(They pose, stuffing themselves)
*Referee: Get set!
*(Eventually, the starting gun fires before the skaters zoom away, though Goofy yelps and wobbles from his own skates)
*Chuck's Voice: Gammas lead as they head out of the stadium.
*(The racers move away from the stadium, then down the path with Goofy continuing to almost lose balance)
*Goofy: Yipes!
*Bradley Uppercrust: (to the communicator) Operation Grandma up ahead.
*(Up ahead, Slouch smirks, listening in on the communicator)
*Slouch: Goody, goody.
*(After the Gammas zoom past, Slouch places on the Boy Scout clothing, but places down his widow, Tweed before both are ready to walk between the teams while Chuck on the blimp notices through binoculars)
*Chuck: Uh-oh! There's pedestrians on the street!
*(The good guys yelp, noticing the two)
*Most: WHOA!!
*(Swiftly, they evade as Widow Tweed growls. Just then, Goofy collides with his widow)
*Goofy: Gawrsh. I'm sorry, ma'am.
*(He is hit on the head, causing him to wobble, but smashes on the hay, flinging Tweed toward a bench where an old man is. The old man, noticing the drag widow, smirks and lifts his head)
*Man: He-he-he. Wink-wink.
*(Up ahead, Bradley Uppercrust frowns at the good guys skating and catching up to them, swiftly turning away from where the park entrance is blocked)
*Bradley Uppercrust: (to the communicator) Operation Hay Bale.
*(The Gammas glance before the male points)
*Rabbit: Ain't that Mickey Mouse over there?
*(A few turn away as a few look)
*Boy: Where?
*Squirrel: Oh, uh... (points) He's over there.
*(All while the chuckling Slouch presses the button, causing the haystack to be turned)
*Chuck's Voice: Team 99's cruising along.
*(Just then, they yelp, noticing themselves heading down the stairs with rails)
*Chuck's Voice: Holy moly! What is this?
*(Most swiftly slide on the sides downward)
*Chuck's Voice: Looks like a little street-skating detour.
*(Just then, Goofy yelps, falling downward with legs split apart, causing his head to hit the stair parts)
*Chuck's Voice: Side by side, sole grinds all the road down the ledge.
*(Eventually, the teams jump to the ground level where the Gammas are at)
*Chuck's Voice: And Team 99 has regained the lead!
*(As the furious Gammas frown, trying to catch up, Goofy smashes to Alejandra Vegar, both twirling before the actress is incidentally tied up due to the roller skate laces. Swiftly, the dog follows as the leader frowns)
*Bradley Uppercrust: The whip, Tank!
*(Tank snatches Bradley, twirling and tossing him forward before Tank shoves through the teams, causing them to fall)
*Tank: Seven-ten split, gutter boys!
*(They continue onward as they frown at the villains)
*Chuck's Voice: The Gammas blow right past the freshmen.
*(The blimp flies overhead while the dog on viewing screen glances downward)
*Chuck: The racers are approaching the start of the bicycle leg. Gammas yet holding its lead.
*(Far up ahead, the familiar artist is undoing one of the bike screws before he peeks from the bushes, swiftly darting away. Swiftly, the villains stop, removing the skates and getting on their own bikes)
*Chuck's Voice: Off with their skates, and onto the bikes!
*(Most get on the bikes with Bobby taking the one the artist messed up on his painting. As that is happening, Goofy is attempting to remove the skate on his foot before he gets it off, yelping as he flops a bit and gets on the bike. Afterward, he rides on it, following after them)
*Chuck's Voice: And both teams are blasting through the rhythm section with an entire lot of style.
*(As the teams zoom through the hills, Goofy's body goes up and down the mounds he rode on. The teams continue zooming onward)
*Chuck's Voice: The freshmen are right on Team Gammas' tail.
*(Just then, after a few moments, the screw on Bobby's bike bursts off before the boy flying high notices the wheel burst up)
*Bobby: Aah!
*(He goes downward to the cliff, bumping a bit as he shrieks)
*Chuck's Voice: Oh, watch out! Bobby seems to have sailed off the curse.
*(Bobby with the bike smashes into the mud)
*Chuck's Voice: What a bummer for Bobby.
*(Swiftly, the teams zoom up and above the muddy area where Bobby is. Afterward, both good guy teams stop, looking at where Bobby moans, trying to wipe the mud off)
*Max: Bobby, you alright?
*Bobby: (coughs some mud) Keep going, Max!
*(Afterwards, the teams continue on while Goofy following behind goes into the waters, but comes up out of it with a fish flopping from Goofy's head before it looks at him departing in confusion)
*(Up ahead, the bikers ride toward the top ramps)
*Chuck's Voice: It is really heating up now, folks, as both teams are approaching the quarter pipe to start the final leg of the event.
*(Tank and Bradley both get to the top, swiftly getting on the skateboards, riding down the ramps. Max hurries on after them on his own skateboard, going downward)
*Chuck's Voice: Right away, Team Gammas start working the curse with Team 99 nipping at their heels!
*(They zoom off the ramp and onto a zipper curse as Ken speaks)
*Ken: They're moving off the ramp, and-
*(Just then, the scenery is pushed by Hank as he shoves Ken a bit)
*Chuck: And onto the Zipper.
*(Swiftly, the Gammas and Max zoom around the zipper ramps while Goofy comes to the top of the ramp, yelping a bit. Just then, Goofy zooms downward. He yelps and shrieks, zooming high up before he smashes onto most of the teams, minus Tank, Bradley and Max, causing them all to slide and fall to the ground with Goofy hitting the hay headfirst)
*Crowd: Oohhhh....
*Goofy: (muffled) Ow.
*(Bradley gets up, groaning before noticing the remaining two zooming away)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Tank, take him out! (frowns) I will not be ignored.
*(He takes out the remote, ready to use it)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Nobody finishes this race but me!
*(Goofy, recovering, notices with the good guys gasping)
*Goofy: (panics) Maxie!!
*(The fat dog swiftly digs from his shirt, pulling out the familiar horseshoe before aiming at the villain)
*Goofy: It's about staying focused on your goals!
*(He poses and twirls like before, tossing the shoe at the Gamma leader)
*Bradley Uppercrust: What?
*(Just then, he is hit, moaning before he falls onto the remote. Just then, Max's skateboard, whom is behind his friends, activates the rockets before he collides, zooming as he zooms onward)
*Tank: (notices) What the...
*(Then, the two Gammas collide, causing them to head toward the big X as they shriek)
*(At that moment, the pair on rocket skateboard smash, causing the huge X to fall downward with the crowd gasping)
*Chuck's Voice: Oh, say it ain't so!
*Goofy: (panics) NoooooOOOO!!!!
*(Swiftly, as Bradley spits out his tooth, Goofy darts away)
*Goofy: I'm-a coming, Maxie!
*(The evil villain watches the scenery before starting to smirk wickedly with his tooth missing)
*(Up above, Chuck watches through the binoculars with worry)
*Chuck: It's looking bad and it's not gonna get prettier, folks.
== The big finish ==
*(Near the wreckage, the dog coughs a bit from the smoke with Max removing the rockets from his board)
*Tank's Voice: HEEELLLPPP!!! BRADLEY!!
*(Max stops, looking at the finish line and then back to the wreckage as he hears coughing and laughing)
*Tank's Voice: Gammas, help me! Anyone!
*(Swiftly, Max skates through the wreckage as he coughs a bit)
*Tank's Voice: 911, baby!
*Max: Tank, speak to me, man.
*Tank's Voice: Over here, man.
*(Max looks, noticing where Tank is trapped, coughing from the smoke)
*Tank: Dog Boy, am I glad to see you, darling.
*(Goofy arrives at the castle gates)
*Goofy: (coughing) Max, where are you? Where are you, Max?
*(He notices the fighting Max trying to lift)
*Goofy: Maxie!
*(Just then, Goofy yelps, slipping from Max's skateboard and falling while Max attempts to lift the beam up)
*Max: (turns back) Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank.
*(The pair nod, attempting to lift the beam. Just then, as they do so, parts of the big X catch on fire as it heads downward)
*Tank: C'mon! We're about to be Baked Alaska here.
*(They gasp, noticing the big X heading to them. All while with Hank, he looks grim at the situation)
*Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's all over.
*(The crowd and familiar faces gasp with concern. As that happens, the smug Bradley Uppercrust skates past the wreckage, smirking wickedly. He looks at where he he points as it shows some familiar skaters approaching out of the smoke)
*Chuck's Voice: Wait a moment. I can't believe my eyes, folks!
*(The crowd starts cheering with the good guys grinning with relief)
*Chuck's Voice: They are alive!
*(Just then, Bradley stops, hearing the cheer before turning, yelping as he notices the blackened good guys with Tank on Max's skateboard)
*Goofy: (grins) Go for it, son.
*(The two nod before everyone else jumping off of the dog, causing Max to zoom faster. As he zooms away, catching up to the bad boss, the big guy holds the fat dog a bit)
*Tank: That's some boy you've had there.
*Goofy: (sighs) You're wrong, Tank. He's not a boy anymore.
*Chuck's Voice: Oh, Team 99 is still in this race! Max Goof is making up the distance. He is taking the lead! Bradley's battling back as they come to the finish line.
*(Just then, Max is held longway before he finishes first with Bradley between the teams)
*Chuck's Voice: Team 99 wins!!
*Crowd: YAY!!!!
*(Eventually, the good guy skaters stop a bit with Max grinning a bit)
*Chuck's Voice: Oh, I am stunned, folks! I just can't...I can't believe....I can't even finish my sentences!
*(The dog grins as he with his team comes to the podium. Max takes the trophy with a smirk on his face)
*Chuck's Voice: Oh, my! What a day!
*(Just then, up comes the familiar nurse, giving Max a kiss on the forehead with a flower bouquet, though Max squeaks as he chuckles a bit bashfully)
*Max: Ha-ha.
*(Eventually, up comes Goofy)
*Goofy: (smirks) Congratulations, son!
*(He is ready to hug Max before Bradley Uppercrust, approaching, comes up to the dog nearby)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Congratulations, Max.
*(They shake hands)
*Bradley Uppercrust: I haven't forgotten our agreement.
*Max: The bet's off, Brad. (turns back) But I think you owe (points) HIM something.
*(Just then, Bradley Uppercrust notices the frowning Gammas as he yelps and smirks meekly)
*Tank: (sing-songy) Brad. (glances) Hi, it's me, (punching his fist) the guy you let down.
*Bradley Uppercrust: (yelps) Hey, Tank, baby! Who loves you, baby, right?
*Tank: You wouldn't go down like a four-cent pair of socks.
*Bradley Uppercrust: (concerned) You and me, baby, all the road!
*(Just then, the man yelps as he is caught)
*Tank: (mockingly) Oh! A vacancy at the Gamma house. Taking applications.
*(He pulls the evil man like a slingshot)
*Bradley Uppercrust: Alright, that's it, let go of me, you big fat jerk!
*Tank: Time to get on the last jet to nowhere!
*(Then, the man shrieks as he is flung in the air)
*Bradley Uppercrust: AAHHHH!!!!
*Chuck's Voice: No, it doesn't look good now, folks.
*(Just then, Bradley hits the blimp, causing the blimp with Bradley Uppercrust and Chuck inside the blimp to fling around the stadium rapidly)
*Chuck's Voice: It's like I'm in a bad dream, and it just won't quiiiiit!
*(Eventually, a star twinkle is shown as it is away from the stadium. All while Ken grins a bit cockingly)
*Ken: That's right, Chuck.
*(Eventually, an arm is seen with a remote, turning off the scene, which is a TV show)
== Goofy's graduation/Ending ==
*(Sometime later, as spring flowers are shown, as the familiar faces, dressed in their best clothing, are each shaking hands with the graduates, Max only frowns a bit, looking at the fat dog in graduation clothing. Max, meanwhile, looks meekly at his father before sighing, showing a box)
*Max: Congratulations, Dad. Here.
*(He takes the package, looking at it)
*Goofy: Gawrsh, son, what's this?
*Max: Ha-ha. You have to open it to find out.
*(Goofy grins before opening the package, noticing the familiar trophy before looking surprised)
*Goofy: But...this is yours.
*Max: No, Dad. This is for you. Read the inscription.
*(He looks at it, reading it carefully)
*Goofy: (reading) "I might not be your little boy, but I'll always be your son."
*(He looks teary before Max opens his arm with a grin, both hugging warmly. Bobby, meanwhile, shows some pizza with a smirk)
*Bobby: Alright, that's it, "hugfesters." Free eats back at the dorm-a! Pizza! Double cheese-a!
*(He bites his slice with delight)
*Bobby: (smirks) Mm-mmm. Scrumptious!
*Max: (grins) C'mon, Dad. Let's feast.
*(Just then, horn honking is heard as the gang notice Sylvia in her car, waving and honking)
*Goofy: I'm sorry, son, but I kinda have plans of my own.
*Max: (sighs) You know, I'm really gonna miss you, Dad.
*(The two dogs walk away to the car together)
*Max: Sure, it is hard for us at the start, but, well, it turned out to be a pretty cool fact, you're here at college with me.
*(Eventually, the fat dog gets in the car)
*Max: But now it's over and we'll go over with our own lives and...
*Sylvia: (smirks) You didn't warn him yet?
*Max: (confused) Didn't warn me what?
*Goofy: I wanted to surprise him. (smirks) Son, guess what? I have me a job right here on campus.
*Max: (shocked) But-but you...
*Goofy: (smirks) Then I could be close to you!
*(Then, the car starts up as Max looks more concerned)
*Max: (stutters) B-B-B-But I thought that you were......you warned me you were gonna...
*Goofy: Just joking.
*(Eventually, the two dogs leave as Max grins, looking at where his father left)
*Max: Ha-ha-ha-ha, he is so goofy!
*(Down on the road, as the two in car drive onward, the animal critters watch while 70's music plays on the radio)
*Goofy: What do you say we go for--
*Sylvia: A picnic?
*Goofy: He-he-he-he. Then perhaps even a......
*Sylvia: (smirks) Walk on the beach? I'd love to.
*(She grins as the dog smirks)
*Goofy: You know, somehow I knew you would. A-yuk!
*(Eventually, the car with two dogs drive away into the sunset, departing the college grounds)
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