Epic Rap Battle Parodies 33

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The 33rd installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features British show-judge, Simon Cowell, against British tempermental chef Gordon Ramsay. It was released December 13th, 2013.
==Cast==
Justin Buckner as Gordon Ramsay (Actor)
Froggy as Simon Cowell (Actor)
Nathan Provost as Gordon Ramsay (Voice)
Cameron Greely as Simon Cowell (Voice)
B-Lo Lorbes as Chef
==Lyrics==
===Simon Cowell:===
Time to spit rhymes so firey, you'll be letting out a howl,
This pissy chef's about to get some one-on-one time with Simon Cowell!
You can't cook shit, even if it's literally a big steaming pile of turds!
You're from Shakespeare's hometown, but you're terrible with words!
I'm rich and influential, can't buy me, calm your racket,
Why are you yelling at chefs when you couldn't even wear a black jacket?
I fucking hate you and all your shows because it's just an act, your,
Rhymes suck, but I've got what it takes, I guess you could say I'M the X-Factor!
===Gordon Ramsay:===
J.P, open Hell's Kitchen, it's time to smash this asshole's jaw,
What the fuck are you doing, Syco? You're rhymes are fucking raw!
Oh, I've seen your shows, you're not a judge, you're a first class whiner!
Get your act together, dickface, this isn't a fucking fast food diner!
I've written tons of books and been in shit-tons of shows!
Red or black? Pfft, not like I'd expect you to fucking know!
You married a make-up artist, but what the fuck's wrong with your face?
Evidently, Britain's Got Talent, just not in your case!
===Simon Cowell:===
What in the bloody hell was that? That was dreadful, my god,
Not to mention you go apeshit over one raw piece of cod,
I don't mean to be rude, but your rhymes are utter trash!
Calm your ass, you don't need to yell 24/7, you'll still earn cash!
Shut up Whore-don-Ramsay, for god's sake, quit your bitching!
Quit trying to rap, just grab a tampon and get back in the kitchen!
Your resteraunts don't have such great reviews, uh oh!
And your raps are so damn awful, even Paula would say "No"!
===Gordon Ramsay:===
Me, awful? You can't even tell if someone can't sing!
If I fall off a cliff and live, your rhymes won't do a fucking thing!
By the end you'll be ill, no Divo, understood?
Go back to banging fat Susan with your little piece of wood!
You say you're better than me? I must make a correction,
How can anyone speak positivly of you? You created One Direction!
Now that you've been defeated by the one and only Gordon Ramsay,
PISS OFF, GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU'RE DONE, OKAY?!
<poll>
Who Won?
Simon Cowell
Gordon Ramsay
</poll>
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
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