Duckman: The Movie (2003 film)

Duckman: The Movie is a 2003 adult-animated action adventure comedy film. Based on the 1994 series "Duckman" the film was produced by Reno & Osborn Films and Klasky Csupo and released in theaters on August 29, 2003 by Paramount Pictures.
However, Duckman: The Movie received mixed reviews and was a box-office disaster, grossing $50.8 million worldwide against a $30 million budget.
It was the first Klasky Csupo film to recieve a PG-13 rating by the MPAA.
Duckman is a really crazy interactive-looking duck detective who lives with Cornfed, they stole King Chicken's red car to go on an adventure. Although, Bernice takes them to a fancy art museum where they drew the pictures.
== Plot ==
Duckman and Cornfed caused an emergency of Attacking the carnival, then Bernice picked Duckman and Cornfed up to go see one of Art DeSalvo's beautiful paintings in the painting museum.
while Bernice is driving Duckman and Cornfed, she saw a real billboard that says "The End of the Road" Finally, They drove off a cliff, and they landed in the deep sea. Then, Duckman Family's car turned into a submarine.
== Spanish Dub (2004) ==
There is the Español dub of Duckman: The Movie that released in the Mexican theater "Cinépolis" on March 19, 2004
== References ==
"The End of the Road Billboard Scene" cartoon Duckman from "How to Suck in Business Without Really Trying" on the billboard says "The End of the Road. Next stop, The deep sea."
== Duckman's Rants ==
=== Ranting while Driving ===
Duckman: What!?!? did we get up landing on the road?
Bernice: No way! We're here!
Duckman: Listen to me, you're using the wrong channel!!!! Is there some kind of stupid mountainside?
(when Duckman sees the mountain)
Bernice: It's just a mountain, not a mountainside!
Duckman: Cornfed! Wake up! You're feeling better!!!!!
(Cornfed says "huh?")
Duckman: You threw up while we dunked into the deep blue sea! See?
Cornfed: Uh, oh!
(Dramatic sting)
Cornfed: What have I done already!?!? I told you I'm feeling better! Now leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep!!!
(Cornfed starts sleeping)
Duckman: What's going on out there?
Bernice: Huh?
(Dramatic music starts)
Bernice: Oh, no! It's the war again! Run for your lives!!!!!
(Car screeching)
(Cornfed gasps and started screaming like a squealing pig)
Duckman: Bernice, look! A deer!
(Car screeching)
(Blood splatters on the windshield)
Bernice: No, not on the windshield! Wipe the windshield!
(Wipers swishing the windshield)
Bernice: There's some way to park!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duckman: Look! a diner!
(then the car screeched to the diner parking spot)
(Duckman, Cornfed, and Bernice breathing heavily)
Bernice: (gasps) It looks like we ran out of oxygen
(Cornfed breathing) Cornfed: I think we need some water or something
Bernice: Here, have some water!
(then Cornfed puts his shoes on in standard)
(Duckman drinks the water bottle)
Duckman: Wow! never thought of this place before.
=== Everything is Weird! ===
Duckman: It's weird corny! Everything is weird! A little weird! Super weird!!!! Weird! You and my mother Bernice, Weird!
Duckman: Everything is still weird! All of it, weird!
Duckman: EVERYTHING, IS............. WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(echoes) WEIRD!
Cornfed: Duckman, can you stop saying weird?
Duckman: It's very true corny! That's why I hate this hell-sadsack carnival!
(Fire roaring)
(Electric sounds)
(Duckman says "Hmm?")
Duckman: What the hell are you starin' at?
Cornfed: Why are you so angry?
Duckman: Kill this stupid channel program! I hate it! I hate it! I really hate it!
Bernice: Now master! Please, don't hung up on me!
(Bernice throws the phone on the floor)
(and the Phone gets broken)
== Scene Transcripts ==
=== Attack on the Carnival ===
Duckman: Oh, come on! Why do we even have to do this?!?!?
Cornfed: Well, on your command, can we protect this carnival?
Duckman: Yes we can! But before you know it, do you think this is easy?
Cornfed: Yep,
(Beautiful violin plays and then ends)
Duckman: Oh, no! What is that???!??!!??????
(then Duckman and Cornfed jumps out of the bench and shooted by a laser)
(Dramatic music starts)
Fluffy: Oh, no! It's a laser flying-car war!
Uranus: We'd better run.
Fluffy and Uranus: Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!
(Woman gasps)
Woman #1: Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman #1: Run for your lives!!!!!!!!
(People panicking while playing dramatic music)
Charles and Mambo: Mom! What is that?!?!?!
Bernice: It's a war!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Laser shooting the ferris wheel)
Man #3: Oh, no! Not the ferris wheel!!!!!!!!
Duckman: Hurry corny! Let's get out of here!!!!!
Duckman: Corn-syrup!!!!!! Wake up!!!! Let's get out of here!
(People panicking with shooting lasers)
(Woman #1 panicking)
Charles and Mambo: Help us!!!! Dad! Help us!!!
Duckman: Charles!!!!!! Mambo!!!!!! Ajax!!!!!!!!
Charles, Mambo and Ajax: Help us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duckman: Corny, it's very dangerous outside! Just get the hell out of here!
(Duckman gasps)
Fluffy and Uranus: Help us!! Mr. Duckman!!!!!! Please, save us!l!!!!!!!
Duckman: Fluffy!!!!! Uranus!!!!!
Fluffy and Uranus: Help us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duckman: Corny!!!!!!!!! Don't leave people!!!!!! Wake up and get out of here!!!! Don't die on me!!!!!!!! (crying)
Bernice: Master!!! I'm scared that I'm hiding in the bush!
Master: Thank you, I'm in the Café right now!
(People panicking in standard)
Woman #1: Help us!!!!! We're getting kidnapped! Get out of here!
(The flying car door shuts)
(then the flying cars started flying)
(Duckman sobbing and crying sadly)
Duckman: I'm crying again, Please, don't ignore me this instant! (cries a little) Let's still get out of the stupid carnival!
(Duckman cries)
Duckman: If you can't get out of this annoying place, you'll be dead forever!
(Duckman sniffs and cries a bit)
Duckman: Please, Let's get out of this messed up carnival!
(Duckman finished crying and lies)
(Dramatic music ends and the black background appears)
Duckman: Cornfed, wake up!!!!!!
(Cornfed opens his eyes in the black background)
Duckman: Wake up, Corny! You're alive again! And you're not dead again!
Duckman: I can't believe you just jumped out of the bench and played dead
Duckman: and then, I was crying to get out of this stubborn carnival while you were dead!
Cornfed: What are you talking about, and why the hell is the carnival destroyed?
(Fire roaring)
=== Fluffy and Uranus, Charles, Mambo, and Ajax talking in the flying car ===
(Car flying)
Charles: I can't believe that we're already disappointed right now.
Ajax: Yeah, me too.
Ajax: If we can find a way to get out of this flying car, How are we gonna save our dod?
(Fluffy and Uranus grunts)
(Walkie talkie rings)
(then Fluffy puts her ear on the walkietalkie)
Fluffy: Mr. Duckman? Mr. Cornfed? are you in there?
Duckman: Yeah, but since we drove off a cliff, and landed in the deep sea!
Fluffy: That's insane.
Uranus: How do you ever do that?
Duckman: Congratulations! You passed the whole task! That means, You're kidnapped in a flying car!
Fluffy and Uranus: Oh, no!
(Dramatic Sting starts)
Fluffy and Uranus: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dramatic Sting ends)
Charles and Mambo: Ssh!!!!!!!!!!
Charles (in quiet voice): Let's just keep quiet! Okay?
Fluffy: He just hung up on us!
Mambo: That's weird.
(Kid A by Radiohead starts on the car radio)
♪ We've got heads on sticks ♪
♪ And you've got ventriloquists ♪
Duckman: Ahh, the smell of the fresh air. See that, corny?
Cornfed: But actually, yes!
(Car radio stops)
Bernice: What did you say?
Duckman: Our friends are lost, Charles, Mambo, Ajax, Uranus, and Fluffy!
Cornfed: Now they're in the flying car kidnapped.
Bernice: Yeah, since the carnival was ruined, It's been abandoned now.
Duckman and Cornfed: That's weird.
== Main Characters ==
* Duckman
* Cornfed
* Beatrice
* Beverly
* Bernice
* Ajax
* Charles and Mambo
* Fluffy and Uranus
* King Chicken
* Honey Chicken
* Iggy Catalpa
* Grvslv Klvwtv (as her last appearance)
* Art DeSalvo
* Sherry
* Mayor Gallagher (as her last appearance and appears in the scene "Duckman and Cornfed goes to the Diner")
* Mai Lin (Cornfed's mother)
* Ng (as Frank Nolan) (Cornfed's father)
* Shimpy (Fluffy and Uranus's partner)
* Vanessa La Pert (as her last appearance and lives in London)
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