The SuperSpongeLogan Movie!

----The SuperSpongeLogan Movie!, stylised as The SSL Movie!, is the twenty-sixth and final episode of SuperSpongeLogan, also serving as a 2024 made-for-streaming movie set within the Daddy Pig Cinematic Universe (DPCU).
The movie was directed by , based on a screenplay by ChatGPT. Zoltan's Mum Studios, Soviet Productions, Tweek and Craig Productions and PI Movies produced the movie for the streaming service Zoltan's Mum+, where it released on April 5, 2024.
Unlike most other SuperSpongeLogan episodes, which take place in 2017, The SuperSpongeLogan Movie! takes place in 2022.
== Plot ==
The movie starts in the Ruckersville Jail. Police officers Brooklyn Guy and new recruit Simmons are checking on Chris Chan’s cell. Meanwhile, Marjorie, incarcerated after the events of Timmy's Parents!, is digging a hole to escape her cell. She succeeds, prompting Brooklyn Guy to put the prison on full lockdown. 
Elsewhere, local nonce Mr. Gus is spray painting his white van with the words “FREE CANDY”. Mr. Gus then drives off with the van and is flagged down by a fleeing Marjorie. Marjorie asks Mr. Gus for a ride and he initially refuses, but accepts after Marjorie offers him $50,000 to help kidnap Timmy. Back at the prison, the police chief threatens to fire Brooklyn Guy and Simmons if they don’t track down Marjorie by the next day.
In the SuperSpongeLogan house in Not Bikini Bottom, SpringBoob is setting up Timmy's 18th birthday party, making Sassy proud. Chef Squid Squid goes out to get 50 more balloons, and when SpringBoob spills the beans, Sassy finds out that SpringBoob wants Timmy gone so he can get rich and she protests against it.
SpringBoob wakes up Timmy to wish him a happy birthday and gives Timmy a box of candy for breakfast and a crown that says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". Timmy takes off his bunny suit and puts his regular clothes on, just around the same time Chef Squid Squid finishes making Timmy's cake. SpringBoob asks Chef Squid Squid where the 50 balloons are, and he responds saying that the store didn't have any. Timmy goes on to say how cool the birthday is, and SpringBoob spills the beans about the money again. Timmy then asks SpringBoob if he can throw and break a glass cup which SpringBoob hesitantly agrees and almost gets mad at Timmy but remembers about the money. Timmy's friends then arrive to the birthday party.
Timmy's friends then arrive at the birthday party and talk about everything Timmy can do because he is now 18 years old. Timmy and friends discuss the LGBTQ napkins and Mr. Gus arrives at the house, posing as a birthday clown. When he tries to take Timmy to his van to get some balloons, SpringBoob refuses to let him and Mr. Gus gets angry and he says that he is going to take Timmy to his van whether SpringBoob likes it or not. So, SpringBoob kicks Mr. Gus out, despite his apology. Mr. Gus returns to the van and explains the situation to Marjorie, who is furious.
Back at the party, everyone is about to sing Timmy “Happy Birthday”, and Timmy requests the song to be sung to him 18 times and for the attendees to dress up like him while doing so. 
On the news, it's then revealed that Fiasco, Timmy's biological father, is still alive, and Saul Goodman talks to him. Fiasco reveals that he used a decoy which was a pig and threw it off a bridge and since it splattered into pieces, it was unrecognizable. Saul Goodman rants about how he paid $200,000,000 for a now worthless painting, only For Fiasco to reply, "That is, as you Americans say, too bad so sad." When Saul Goodman asks if he will still pay Timmy his inheritance he can now receive since he is now 18, Fiasco denies it and tells Timmy to fuck off. He then goes off to celebrate at "McDonalking". SpringBoob, obviously, is furious about this since now he and Timmy won't get any money. He and Sassy argue, and SpringBoob threatens to kick Timmy out of the house since Timmy won't be inheriting anything from Fiasco.
Mr. Gus and Marjorie then pull up by the house, Marjorie tells Mr. Gus to play silly music by the house to lure the kids out and to snatch Timmy. Eugene Junior, Felix, Oliver and Timmy all come out for the "ice cream." Oliver points out the suspicion and tells them it isn’t a good idea, but Eugene Junior, Felix and Timmy are oblivious and go to the van anyway. They meet with Mr. Gus who tells them that "he has all the candy" and to meet him at the back of the van. Oliver becomes even more suspicious, but the oblivious Timmy, Felix and Eugene Junior disagree and go to the back of the van anyway.
After Mr. Gus comes from the back of the truck, Felix asks for a Snickers bar but there's really only tape and rope. Mr. Gus says there are no Snickers. Then Eugene Junior asks for a Starburst, but he doesn’t have it either. Then SpringBoob in the Timmy costume notices the truck and intervenes. Telling all the kids to get out when he arrives. But at the right moment Mr. Gus, thinking SpringBoob is Timmy, catches him and they drive off.
Sassy lights the candles, and they sing Happy Birthday to Timmy. He blows out the candles, and Sassy, and the other attendees, sing it again while Marjorie pulls over in an open area. We cut to the red couch, the party having just ended. Timmy and Sassy watch the news. They learn that Marjorie has escaped from solitary confinement. Timmy gets scared, but Sassy reassures him that she'll protect him from Marjorie at any cost. Timmy changes the channel to porn, which Sassy tries to turn off but fails. Meanwhile in the van, Mr. Gus says he has Timmy, but when Marjorie looks over to see him, she realizes it's actually SpringBoob, recognizing him as "the bozo who put her in jail" and SpringBoob recognizes her as Timmy's real mom. She then tells SpringBoob that he'll be held hostage, until Timmy gives Marjorie his money. Despite SpringBoob's attempt to tell her that she is out of luck due to Fiasco being alive and refusing to give Timmy a single penny, she threatens to kill SpringBoob by the end of the day if she doesn't get the money.
Marjorie decides to call SpringBoob's family using Mr. Gus's phone. She calls Timmy first, who picks up his phone, and in an improvised accent tells SpringBoob that he got the wrong number. Marjorie then calls Sassy and forces SpringBoob to talk to her, with Sassy accusing him of “calling from a side chick's phone". SpringBoob tells Sassy he is kidnapped, but Sassy calls him "a liar and a deadbeat father" and promptly hangs up. Afterwards, Marjorie decides to call Sassy herself from her own phone. Sassy picks up, and Marjorie threatens SpringBoob's life if Sassy doesn't give her $5,000,000. Sassy initially doesn't believe her, thinking that this is another scheme from SpringBoob. Once Marjorie reveals the details, Sassy tells her that she unfortunately does not have the money. Marjorie threatens to kill SpringBoob immediately, until Sassy offers to call her back in 5 minutes. Marjorie, however, had unfortunately called from a blocked number, so she gives Mr. Gus's phone number to Sassy. 
Brooklyn Guy arrives to the house, saying that "there is a gooner on the loose". Sassy reveals that said gooner has SpringBoob hostage and that she has her number, not knowing that said phone number is actually Mr. Gus'.
Brooklyn Guy shows Sassy his car, shows the features and takes a ride around the neighborhood, despite Sassy's protests. Afterwards, they go back inside and Brooklyn Guy calls Marjorie on his own phone. He informs Marjorie that he and Simmons are working for the police department, and they threaten to "kick her ass". Marjorie then reveals, much to Brooklyn Guy's dismay, that she has a hostage. Brooklyn Guy asks her demands. She then tells Brooklyn Guy and Simmons to bring Timmy and $5,000,000 to a field in 1 hour, and to not bring weapons, which Brooklyn Guy reluctantly agrees to.
Meanwhile, Marjorie reveals to SpringBoob and Mr. Gus that she has a gun and plans to shoot if necessary. Mr. Gus says that that's unfair since the cops don't have one, but Marjorie tells him that he doesn't care about fairness. Brooklyn Guy, Simmons and Timmy then pull up, with Brooklyn Guy telling Timmy to stay inside the car for his own safety. Brooklyn Guy then closes the door on his hand and reveals himself to Marjorie. Marjorie then shows a gun, threatening to shoot SpringBoob if she doesn't see the money. Brooklyn Guy and Simmons say it's not fair, but Marjorie says she doesn't care and to give her the money, threatening to shoot SpringBoob, Brooklyn Guy, and Simmons one after the other. They then reveal that they don't have the money, due to being tricked into not bringing weapons. Marjorie then loads the gun, threatening to kill SpringBoob, but Brooklyn Guy offers to trade Timmy instead. Marjorie agrees, and Timmy comes outside the car and towards the officers. Marjorie then releases SpringBoob and tells Timmy to come over to her. SpringBoob runs to Brooklyn Guy, Simmons and Timmy.
Realizing that they have no other choice, Timmy relentingly agrees to walk over. Marjorie takes Timmy, offering to make another deal with the cops when they "decide to stop playing games". She then closes the van door and Mr. Gus drives away. SpringBoob demands the cops do something, to which Brooklyn Guy reminds him that they are unarmed. Simmons reminds Brooklyn Guy that they have a sniper rifle in the trunk, to which Brooklyn Guy orders Simmons to "camp out somewhere" and shoot the van's tires. Simmons agrees and Brooklyn Guy and SpringBoob enter the police car and start chasing the van.
In the van, Marjorie realizes that they're being chased and tells Mr. Gus to speed up. Timmy takes the opportunity and hits Marjorie, causing her to drop her handgun, causing them to fight for it. After Brooklyn Guy makes some "corny cop puns", we cut back to the van where Marjorie has gained the upper hand, and has the gun pointed at Timmy's head. She reveals to Timmy that she never loved him and calls him an "accident" even threatening to kill Timmy and bury him in the deepest hole she can find after she "gets her money", and kill SpringBoob and Sassy as well, causing Timmy to scream for help. Back in the car, Brooklyn Guy runs out of gas while trying to do a pit maneuver. As a last resort, he tells Simmons to shoot the tires, which he agrees to, but he accidentally shoots the gas cap, causing the van to explode, presumably killing everyone inside. Devastated, the officers and SpringBoob return home where Sassy reunites with SpringBoob and asks what happened and where Timmy is. SpringBoob explains what happened. He and Sassy then mourn for Timmy's death. Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons are then seen outside, where Brooklyn Guy reprimands Simmons and explains "the difference between gas caps and tires".
Just when it looks as if this is all over for them, they suddenly hear a voice, realizing that Timmy is on the couch, telling them that he had to walk 50 miles getting eaten by mosquitoes on his birthday to get back. Sassy and SpringBoob are overjoyed about this, and Timmy reveals how he survived.
Before the van explodes, Mr. Gus tells Marjorie that they're running out of gas, to which Marjorie tells Mr. Gus to "find a gas station". With her distracted, Timmy takes Marjorie's gun before shooting her in self defense as Marjorie pleads for her life. Timmy jumps out and calls his mom a bitch. Rejoicing for joy, Sassy and SpringBoob reunite and they both hug him, SpringBoob apologizes to Timmy and tells him that even though he is 18 now, he can stay with since he is so used to him, he can't imagine life without him, and he doesn't care about the money. He knows he was mad, just because he thought he was getting money, and they all hug each other.
Mr. Gus rings on the door to apologize. SpringBoob is shocked, but Mr. Gus revealed that he also got off the van before it exploded, due to him hearing Timmy shoot Marjorie, and getting scared by it. Afterwards, SpringBoob kicks Mr. Gus out and calls the cops. Mr. Gus is arrested by Simmons while Brooklyn Guy goes to talk to SpringBoob. Once he sees Timmy, he gets happy since he thinks everyone survived. Timmy reveals to him that he shot Marjorie to death, which makes Brooklyn Guy even happier, due to not having any paperwork and getting to keep his job. Everyone then celebrates with a dance party as the credits roll.
In a post-credits scene, Mr. Gus makes friends with Chris Chan in prison. Chris tells Mr. Gus that she foresees a forthcoming dimensional merge that she intends to use as an opportunity to escape, though Mr. Gus dismisses this as crazy talk. And the fucking series ends there.
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