UnUndefeatables

thumb|360px|Freddy being jealous that he doesn't exist because he's an "UnUndefeatable".
The UnUndefeatables are a group of rootin' tootin' kickass roundhouse kickin' people that don't exist. Or.. at least they do. They do supposedly exist, but we all know that they don't because the UnUnDefeatables have to be more powerful than Chuck Norris. But that's the thing: This "group" wasn't created by Chuck Norris. It was supposedly created by Bob Saget! But we all know that isn't true. They could be the Nega-Undefeatables everyone's talking about, but we also know THEY don't exist! The Negas are just ripoff versions of the ordinary Undefeatables, so that's another reason they're not Undefeatables..
So.. what are they?
They're stupid and cringe. That's what.
==Seriously, what are they?==
As said above, the UnUndefeatables are a "fake" but unknown existence secret society group supposedly consisting of the following 5 members documented in mentions so far:
* Captain 15
* Bob Saget
* Charles Calvin
*Freddy Fazbear
*Rick Astley
Of course; this group is fake. A group more powerful than Chuck Norris, consisting of everyday beings (aside from Bob Saget)? Impossible! Therefore, this has been "proven" to be fake. Of course; we need to document everything in this mystery so far! Here is the history of the mentions of the UnUndefeatables.
=== First Ever Mention (2006) ===
The first mentions of this group was in June 23 2006, on a site called dudeyoucanmakethisaslongaspossiblecoolimgonnanamethisplace5gauganbecauseitsoundscoolanditsgonnabeafakesiteohnoithinkitalreadyregisteredohwelljustgonnamakethelogoanywaysohitsgonnabecoolitsgonnabeaboutfanonunanythingillprobablymakeawikicalledununanythingaboutfanonstuffsoimgonnadothislaterokaybye.com. It's a long title, so we didn't read it all. Anyways, before it was deleted due to inactivity it was a forum site where you could discuss stuff happening currently, kinda like 4chan but for kids for some reason. It was called 5gaugan and it was a site that only got 1 post from a user named GLaDOSSuperior before becoming inactive. On that post was the first ever recorded mention of the UnUndefeatables, stating that they were a group of powerful people that could control every single being in the UnHyperverse and beyond that could easily survive the End of Days. We don't know how they got the information, but no one saw the post and therefore went unnoticed. Here is the exact post:
When analyzing this post, we discovered strands of ACTUAL information regarding the members of this "secret society". The pink LIGHT RED captain is rumored to be Captain 15, "bob saget" is of course Bob Saget, "freddy" is Freddy Fazbear (or Freddie Mercury), and the stickman with headphones is unknown, but is probably Charles Calvin. We don't know if this is fanon or not, but we can actually disprove the possibility of these people being in the UnUndefeatables and disprove the existence of this group. For example;
* Captain 15 is not an Undefeatable and therefore not that powerful
* Bob Saget is less powerful than Chuck Norris, therefore he cannot be in the UnUndefeatables
* Freddy Fazbear is literally just a robot
* Charles Calvin is just a pilot
* The original mention has bad grammar and is therefore considered to be fake
and many more.
===The Second Mention (2008-2009)===
Because of this we can easily disprove the existence of the UnUndefeatables. But wait! There's more to the beef! You see, there are more mentions of this mysterious group, dating from around 2008-2009. This time it's on some place called nggyu.com about generally just rickrolls. At one point there was a full fledged conversation about how powerful the Rickroll was. The conversation ascended to the point of discussing about how it was an intergalactic joke. The scale of this reminded a user by the name of Gagata (who was in the conversation at the time) to remember something they saw in their childhood. They stated that they think they saw the same group mentioned here, naming the same details "pink captain, bob saget, headphone stickman" but a mysterious detail explaining that they also saw Rick Astley as part of that group. Here is the following message:
There were more mentions of the group, but they were so unimportant with comments like "Oh, I saw them too! I think they named themselves the UnUndefeatables" or "It wasn't a hallucination, Ga. I saw it too!". However, it's mysterious that they even mentioned Rick Astley as part of that group. If this mention is true, then that contradicts the first mention which listed only 4 members. This mention listed 5 members, with the one extra being Rick Astley. Perhaps they saw the 5gaugan forums and decided to build off of it? Vesta has a theory that states that the UnUndefeatables still only had 4 members and Rick was just along for the ride, however this doesn't explain WHY they were ding dong ditching. 
However.. there IS one more.. it was an article on UnAnything that had entirely different members whatsoever, however goes into full extent into explaining how to be into the UnUndefeatables, made by none other than.. a very strange user. DUN. DUN. DUN!!! Legend has it that this article was so toxic and filled with cringe stuff (like how to get into the UnUndefeatables) that we've tried to lessen its extent and have failed.. Beware of cringe when reading this!!! 
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