Think Hard, Ol' Pajama

Think Hard, Ol' Pajama is a Fiber Optic Field Trip category from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK that initiates a phone call between Beth Buntin of Pinkard, Alabama and leads into the question Southern Monuments.
===Introduction===
"Wait a second, Think Hard, Ol' Pajama? You know what that rhymes with, don't ya? Think Hard, Ol' Pajama, Pinkard, Alabama!"
===Area Code Introduction===
"The fine town of Pinkard, Alabama is an Area Code 334!"
===Pre-Phone Talk===
"Okay, [opening phone book, turning pages] "Got out the- Pinkard, uh- Alabama White Pages- here. And, what do ya say we give a call to… [pressing on page] Beth Buntin!"
===Calling the Number===
NATE: [picking up phone, dialtone] Okay, [dialing number] um- we are uh, [dialing continues] calling uh, Pinkard-Pinkard, Alabama, Beth-Beth Buntin. [dialing stops] see if she's home. [dialtone, interrupted by Beth picking up]
BETH: Hello?
===Phone Talk===
NATE: Uh, Hello, is this Beth Buntin?
ED: Oh yes it is.
NATE: Great. Beth, my-my name's Nate and I'm the host of a game show on CD-Rom called YOU DON'T KNOW JACK. [inhales] I know this is probably a little strange, but we pulled your name at random out of the- White Pages. And I was- [inhales] hopin' you might be able to participate on our game show here.
Beth: Where-where are ya callin' from?
NATE: We're in Chicago. 
ED: Oh, Chicago. It's real cold there now, is-
NATE: Yeah, yeah it's uh- it's… it's probably a lot colder here than it is in… Pinkard-i- that's where you are, Pinkard Alabama?
BETH: What. [exhales] Pinkard, oh my god, I can't believe you're callin' ther-
NATE: Beth, do you-ya think you might, uh-y be up for- uh, helpin' us out here?
BETH: Sure! CD-Rom, okay.
NATE: Terrific. Um, so Beth, tell me. What do you do in Pinkard?
BETH: In Pinkard? 
NATE: M-hm.
BETH: Well, uh- I teach school.
NATE: Ya do?
BETH: I'm a school teacher. Uh-huh.
NATE: That's great. And you know what, you're gonna be good at this. Beth, I'm gonna put you on with our producer, and you guys are gonna come up with a question.
BETH: Okay.
NATE: Um, and then we're gonna take that question and we're gonna- you're go-you're gonna-you're gonna ask it to our-to our contestants, okay?
BETH: Okay.
===Post Phone Conversation===
NATE: Great. Thanks Beth, hang on.
[Nate puts Beth on hold]
NATE: Alright, we will be back to the Fiber Optic Field Trip in a few questions, but in the meantime, we need another category.
===Pre Question Conversation===
NATE: Alright, we're back to our Fiber Optic Field Trip, we've got Beth Buntin on the line in Pinkard, Alabama on the line. Let's do it.
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