Vehicular Manslaughter

Vehicular Manslaughter is a crime, and is when you kill another person with a car by running them over. It can also be considered animal abuse if you end up killing an animal with a car on purpose. Most of the time, people die from being ran over by a car, but some people didn't die. Most of the time, people die from being ran over by a car, but some people didn't die. In UnAmerica you're considered a N00b if you get ran over by a car, especially if you're on a bicycle, because cars reign supreme in the land of absolute freedom.
Committing Vehicular Manslaughter will destroy your car as well as having a good chance to destroy the person you hit. 
== Its meaning broken apart (for extremely stupid people) ==
Vehicular Manslaughter is a total of 2 words in English, with the first word being Vehicular, and the last word being Manslaughter. English is a language. 
Vehicular means something done with a vehicle (a car, helicopter, or something else). Manslaughter means killing someone (most probably a man), but not on purpose. Legally, it is a lesser form of murder, but not because that was not the intent. So it means the defendant of the case killed someone using a vehicle on accident. However, Vehicular Manslaughter can be classified as murder if you do it on purpose. 
If you wanna know how to pronounce it, go here: https://www.howtopronounce.com/vehicular-manslaughter. This is a link. A link is a piece of symbols and numbers and words that start with "www." and end with ".com" and they take you to a random magical place on the internet. 
== Victims of this crime ==
* Lotsa deer despite all the “WATCH FOR DEER!!” signs
*Lotsa n00bs
*Professor Oak - Ran over by Brian Griffin.
*Revy - She does it with both a Car and a boat.
* Other unimportant people unworthy of being mentioned
== Punishments for offenders ==
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=== If you did it on accident* ===
If you did it on accident you will get under 1 year in county jail, a fine of Un$15,000 and a special education class on how to drive. If you are a repeat offender you will no longer have a driving license and will be considered legally retarded or just blind.
=== If you did it on purpose ===
If you did it on purpose, then it’s considered MURDER! You will most likely receive a very long sentence in prison.
== Trivia ==
* People do this to air all the time (get da hint?)
* This crime is usually committed by those who own a sports car or Tesla, but those who own hummers prefer to simply merge without looking.
*Some people are immune to the punishments, like Chuck Norris.
**If you are drunk or drugged, it is considered Intoxicated Vehicular Manslaughter, so DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE*
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