Here for the Simulated Burgle

Here for the Simulated Burgle is a livestream.
==Video Overview==
Kurt talks to chat and has to talk Juno down, before trying to play Thief Simulator. The game is very slow early on, and confuses Kurt with some of the ways that he can get captured. Hilariously there is a driving section, as well as a BlackBay auction house online Kurt connects to in his airy garage. Kurt does a few more missions until he gets tired of the game, but notices that the viewers are there to watch a bounty for Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Unsure what to do, Kurt loads up an esoteric game Good Morning Drifter or a guy at a drift racing event without a car. After talking to all of the codenamed drivers, Kurt watches (and blocks some of) the races, his friend Dandelion winning. Despite eating all the prize peaches, Kurt does enough to not have to take the bus home again. Kurt then plays Rainforest, a game of increasing packages in an Amazon warehouse where he tries to load them until he gets fired. Lastly, Kurt plays a procedurally generated game in the mold of Eidolon called Pattern. After walking around the forest, Kurt ends the stream with Car on a Stick.