Technological Terror/Transcript

Character/Object 		Line/Action
Brian (Zombitorium) 		(sleeping)
Jester 		(sleeping) (and juggling)
Agamemnon 		(floating above a bed sleeping)
Paper 		(Paper flies into Zomboss's window from a tree from the windy night)
Zomboss 		(dreaming of being the king of the universe) mfhgmhf (takes paper off) What do we have here? (reads) Ah, Ah, AHHH. This is going to be great, Mwahhahahah!
Buckethead 		Quiet! We need the sleep!
Intro 		Intro Plays
(Lunch time at school) Peashooter		Hey Sunflower, do you remember when we went for a treasure hunt?
Sunflower 		What?
Wall-nut 		Oh yeah, I remember that, (starting to get sad) that's the day I dropped my cookies.
Peashooter 		I'm surprised you remembered that!
Sunflower 		Hey, what about this treasure hunt? (ignored by the others)
Potato Mine 		Yeah, that's so not you
Wall-nut 		Maybe I'm not me! I've got to uncover my true identity! (starts trying to rip his shell of)
Peashooter 		No Wall-nut, no one is you.
??? 		Hello, fellow brother
Wall-nut 		Infi-nut? What are you doing here?
Infi-nut 		Came to spectate you individuals on this fine day.
Wall-nut 		Whatever.
(Zombitorium) Zomboss 		Fellow minions, I've gathered you today to bring you my greatest plan.
Random zombie 		Yeah, that's what you said about your other "greatest plans"
Zomboss 		But this is different, this plan will give me an indestructible suiit of armor if we find someone with a brain filled of vast evil knowledge.
Zomboss 		So, I will use my brain as the power.
Agamemnon 		Um... Zomboss, you can't use your brain
Zomboss 		WHAT?
Agamemnon 		Yes, unfortunatly, you don't have enough evil knowledge, but there is one.
Zomboss 		Can't you just give me the knowledge?
Agamemnom 		No I cannot, it's against magic rules.
Zomboss 		Drat, anyway, who is it? It can't be that blasted green plant.
Agamemnon 		
It's Infi-nut.
Zomboss 		I would complain but we have a nut to capture.
(Back at school) Brian 		Are you sure this will work?
Zomboss 		Of course, it's not like he's a super genius or something.
(Walks up to Infi-nut) Infi-nut 		Who are you two fine gentlemen? I don't reckon I recognize you?
Zomboss 		Oh, we're foreign exchange students Magnifying Grass and Spikerock.
Infi-nut 		Well, are you lost?
Zomboss 		Yes, would you show us around?
Infi-nut 		Sure, follow m...(gets put in burlap sack)
Zomboss 		Mwahahaaha! We got him, now quick, lets go.
(Drama Class) Imitater 		Alright everyone, today we will present talents, lets start with Chomper.
Chomper 		My talent is eating a zombie whole! I made this zombie like statue made out of cheese.
Imitater 		Alright...
Chomper 		(eats it whole) Yum!
Imitater 		Um, B+. Next, Wall-nut
Wall-nut 		My talent is impressions, today, I will do Dr. Zomboss himself. (In a bad accent of Zomboss)Ahahah, I'm the brilliant handsome Edgar Zomboss, and I conquer Suburbia!
Imitater 		(everyone laughing) That was funny, A-.
Potato Mine 		You think he would be jealous?
Wall-nut 		Yeah, but it's not like Zomboss is in the building.
Ironwood(over the intercom) 		Attention all students, Zomboss is in the building!
Everyone in class. 		AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zomboss 		Brian, you blew our cover!
(Zombitorium) Zomboss 		So, you holographic nut, do you know what I'm going to do with you?
Infi-nut 		Well, based on logical probability, you will harnest my intelligence and use it to take over Suburbia.
Zomboss 		Wow, you are that smart, but I can't talk, I've got a town to rule.
(School) Peashooter 		Where did he go, principal Ironwood?
Ironwood 		Well, He was with another zombie and had a sack.
Peashooter 		Anything distinct about the sack?
Ironwood 		Yes, it had a blue glow.
Peashooter 		Infi-nut!
Sunflower 		Why would the want him?
Peashooter 		I don't know? Hey, what's this?
Letter 		"If you are Peashooter or friends, read this. I just got captured by Zomboss and left this as a distress call. His assistant said something about the plan that he found was in a cave that you were in. Weird.
Peashooter 		I've got to go back!
Sunflower 		Me too!
Potato Mine 		Me three!
Wall-nut 		You guys aren't toddlers, and your grammer is bad!
(In cave) Peashooter 		Alright guys, first of all, don't drink the water
Wall-nut 		(slurp) What?
Peashooter 		Oh no.
Wall-nut 		Nothing happened.
Potato Mine 		He must be stupid enough to not have an effect to the water.
(where the chest was) Peashooter 		Guys, look, a code. Potato Mine, can you crack it?
Potato Mine 		Yeah, it says in the musuem is the real treasure.
Peashooter 		We'll save that for another time, we have to find an answer. (wall cracks).
Sunflower 		Hey, maybe this wall leads somewhere. (uses a sun beam, wall destroyed)
Wall-nut 		What is this, it's a bunch a pictures. Hey, that one looks like me!
Peashooter 		It looks like a prophecy.
Potato Mine 		It can't be, then this would be a 45 minute special.
Peashooter 		Well, it says here to free Infi-nut, you need...
All 		Ohhhh.
(Zombitorium) Zomboss 		Get ready for a brain extraction!
Infi-nut 		Actually, your just taking my thoughs and turning it into a super computer robot suit, and not actually extracting my...
Zomboss 		Whatever! Now according to... Where is it? WHERE IS IT? 
Peashooter 		Looking for this?
Zomboss 		Oh no, don't drop it in the lava pit! (drops it) NOOOOOOO! Agamemnon, can you make a new one or bring it from the dead?
Agamemnon 		I'd love to, but I don't remember the exact page and it's against magic rules to bring from the dead.
Zomboss 		Great, my plan, foiled, the blue nut, gon... Wait, he's gone?
Infi-nut 		See you another time you crazy genius. (leaves)
Zomboss 		Did you hear that? He called me a genius.
Brian and Agamemnon 		(rolls eyes)
The End 		"IWTN" LXAA UXCS IWT GTPA IGTPHJGT
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