Transcripts/Saving Celestial Pie

LMB theme song
:[in the Vernadsky house kitchen]
:Martin: Oh, your soufflé's looking great, Tia.
:Celestia: Daddy, Brother Belvan, Bernie, Chad, Lady Chesney, Colin, Dennis, Dennis Oktavia, Prince Diana, DJ Una, Duc Volpe, Princess Ethan, Mommy—
:Martin: Tia...
:Celestia: —Jason, Jerry, Princess Jerry, Joko, Uncle Joe, Lucy, Luciano, Luna, Maya, Indah, Via, Brother Nadia, Lina—
:Martin: [gasps] But you forgot to set the timer!
:Celestia: —Pavel, Princess Roman, Sergey, Lady Toby, Vincent— Shhhh! Mr. Hideyoshi, Mr. Zoey. Done! I stopped using the timer after I realized a soufflé takes the same amount of time as saying all of our co-workers' names in ABC order!
:Martin: You're friends with someone named Chad Volta— Rini?
:Celestia: Eh, he's more of a walk-by-what's-up acquaintance, but I needed an extra half-second on the list.
[clang]
:Martin and Celestia: [sniff] Mmm-hmmm!
:Martin: So what's this for?
:Celestia: This is a holiday tradition I have with Lady Toby.
:*-*-*
:Celestia: [voiceover] Every year, I surprise her with a dessert that's as elegant as she is.
:[pop!]
:[fizzle]
:Celestia: [voiceover] And every year, she asks me why it's all deflated.
:Martin: [voiceover] What...?
:Celestia: [voiceover] Soufflés are only good for a little while, and I never get it to her in time.
:*-*-*
:Celestia: We have seven minutes to get to the Ratnasari House before this soufflé frumples into a soggy yuck-bucket!
:Martin: Seven minutes? How many friends' names is that?
:Celestia: [scoffs] How would I know? Gimme that timer, princess!
:[timer ticking]
:[zip!]
:[zippers zipping]
:Martin: Uh, Tia? [muffled] Tia? Tia! The time!
:Celestia: Half the time is gone! Why didn't you say so?!
:[whirring]
:Celestia: Now, this year I have it all planned out. The route, the speed, the exact angle I need to hunch over at to protect the soufflé from the wind. There will be no deflation this year! [inhales]
:[people shouting]
:[door slams]
:[snowballs thudding]
:[door opens]
:Joko Sikumbang: You go!
:[thud]
:[snowballs thudding]
:[smack!]
:Trixie: Aah!
:[door closes]
:Dennis: Ambuuuuush!
:Celestia: Whoa! Whoa! Whoop! Oof! [gasps] Whew.
:Vincent: [breathes heavily] We've been pinned down for hours with no reinforcements and no hand warmers.
:Cecil Lulamoon: [shakily] I'm cold... S-S-So cold...
:Vincent: Stay with me, Princess Cecil.
:Martin: Uh, hold up, everyone! Celestia and I aren't in the game!
:Mrs. Maria: What game? This here's war! Fire in the hole!
:[snowballs splatting]
:Martin: One hit and this thing's finished!
:[timer ticking]
:Celestia: [groans] Oh, well. Maybe next year. [whimpers]
:[dramatic music]
:Martin: [breathing heavily]
:Snails: [slightly muffled] Has anyone seen my other boot? I can't find my boot! Got it! [slow scream]
:Ricochet: [barks]
:Colin: [low-pitched screams]
:Dennis: [grunts] Real life ain't the same as the silly ol' video games we play, ain't that right, Princess Martin?
:Martin: Nobody calls Team Fortress 2 "silly"!
:Dennis: [grunts]
:[thud!]
:Dennis: [low-pitched scream]
:Martin: Lady Toby is getting that soufflé, and you're gonna get it to her! [to Sergey] Captain Twilight! To me! Double time!
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [panting] Reporting for duty! And seriously, thank you, Princess Martin. 'Cause, like, I've been wanting to come on one of your adventures for so long 'cause, I mean, you guys do so much cool stuff, and I—
:Martin: Captain!
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: I promise I won't mess this opportunity up.
:Martin: Whatever! Stop talking! Are you ready?
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: For the sake of the Twilight.
:[beat]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Ready!
:[thud]
:[snowballs splatting]
:[thud]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [groans] Well, that was embarrassing. Go on without me! I'll be fine!
:Martin: Tia! Run! Aah!
:Celestia: Princess Martin!
:[wind whistling]
:Celestia: Princess Martin!
:Martin: [coughs] Tell... Lady Toby... OW!
:Celestia: Are you okay, princess?
:Martin: Yeah, I fell on my keys. Go, go!
:Celestia: Right! Bye!
:Martin: All right! Who threw those cheap shots?! Was it you?!
:Trixie: I'm a conscientious objector!
:[snowballs thudding]
:[timer ringing]
:Celestia: [sobbing] Oh, my sweet little soufflé! All I ever wanted was for you to be torn apart and digested by Lady Toby, so she could feel the same kind of joy she brings to me!
:Tobias: [gasps] Is that this years' soufflé?
:Celestia: [gasps] Lady Toby?! Where'd you—?! How did you—?! Wait, tell me later! Eat!
:Tobias: [chews, gasps] It's heavenly!
:Celestia: YES! I finally did it!
:Jason: [grunts, laughs] Sneak attack! Bet you weren't expecting this! [laughs]
:[snowballs thudding]
:Jason: Aww, no fair! I spent two days as a snowman for that!
:[splat]
:Jason: Aah! Ugh!
:Celestia and Tobias: [laugh]
:THE END
id: Transkrip/Penyelamatan Kue Pai Selestial
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