Kissing Frogs

"Kissing Frogs" is a song featured on Hang On, Collider. Pam and Chad have dinner together, and Pam becomes increasingly worried about her son's passions.
== Lyrics ==
Chad
It's basically a trope to kiss a frog
And it turns into something beautiful
It's wrote in our lives, we all kiss a frog
And it makes our hearts full
And so I hope deep down
When people are going through a marsh or a bog
We all find in our lives, our personal frog
But also I love frogs
Pam (spoken)
Alright, yeah. Cool, sweetheart.
Chad
*kissing noises*
Pam (spoken)
Okay.
Chad
I took this one home
*kissing noises*
Pam (spoken)
Yeah, I know.
Chad
Mom, I gotta go
Pam
What?
Chad
I gotta go back to the lab
I forgot to kiss 8 or 9 of the frogs and I don't want them to be sad
Pam
They are dead
Chad
Yeah, I know, but my sister's also there
And I want her at Thanksgiving, if she's not, it isn't fair
And if she has to bring this other lady from the Hadron Collider
Then we'll welcome them both inside our house, we'll welcome them inside-r
And then we will have such fun, no one will miss it
And we'll all sit down at Thanksgiving and I'll give a frog some kisses
*mwah noises*
Bye, mom!
Pam
Oh my gosh, if it's not wrong, I don't want to perverse this
But the way that boy treats frogs, well, it makes me nervous
I hope for him, what's in store
Is that he can pass it off as a metaphor
You can stop and smell a rose
Then you can kiss a frog, I suppose
Oh Pam, I guess you're eating dinner alone
Little Quark #2
Whee! You're never alone
Pam
Huh, maybe I'm not so alone
Little Quark #2
You're never alone! Whee
Little Quark #1 
Every one of us is made of infinitesimal small parts
From your bones to your skin to your heart