Shoreland

== "Starting the car is the hardest part of driving the car." ==
Oliver "land" Shoreland (land), also known as The Authority and Porkland is an abnormally large human male. He was involved in the 2020 stabbing of Yaris Naveed. Due to his elusive nature and extreme escape driving skills, little else is known about him. 
=== Appearance ===
Shoreland is a handsome young man, but his most prominent feature is being incredibly large, at a towering 12'4 (reported) and weighing in at 455 tonnes (reported), often seen wearing a pair of glasses that lack lenses, presumably worn as a fashion statement. 
=== Personality ===
He will not be denied.
==== Powers and Abilities ====
====== Supreme Physical Prowess ======
* Due to his size and strength, Shoreland is no opponent to be trifled with. He used his imposing physical power to dominate other inhabitants of the Sheffield Badlands and secure supply drops for his home at The Crookshank Citadel.
====== INTJ Gaze ======
* Shoreland's intense stare has been known to reduce men to rubble.
====== Wicked Sick Driving Ability ======
* Nobody has ever outdragged or overtaken The Authority. Nobody ever will. He could do donuts on a quarter.
===== Perfect Lying Ability =====
* Shoreland lies as naturally as he breathes, giving him the moniker Porkland. Professional investigators struggle to discern what is truth and what is lie when Shoreland is on a roll. He can fool lie detectors by staring them into submission.