Splittak

Splittak is the fourth boss of Obsidirain's Lair. There are four phases, where you fight each of his body parts. The first is the head, the second is his hands, and the third is his body. Lastly, the fourth is his complete form, with some enhancements. 
==Abilities==
===Phase 1: Heads Up!===
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090228012321/wowwiki/images/thumb/5/5e/Ability_vehicle_oiljets.png/32px-Ability_vehicle_oiljets.png Metal Belch: Belches spikes and highly explosive tar. Enemies hit by the tar are debuffed with Fuel Sprayed and are higher on the threat table. If you are hit by spikes, you will lose 5% of your health every second for 3 seconds.
*http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923201641/wowwiki/images/thumb/8/8b/Spell_shadow_demonbreath.png/32px-Spell_shadow_demonbreath.png Blowback: Sends a player near the head back 20 yards, stunning them for 5 seconds.
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070113160531/wowwiki/images/thumb/5/50/Spell_shadow_shadowpower.png/32px-Spell_shadow_shadowpower.png Highly Volatile Laser Eyes: Deals 200,000 - 325,725 damage to all enemies within 10 yards of the blast radius, and sends them back 5 yards. If an opponent is hit that has Fuel Sprayed, they will take double the damage.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120409194107/wowwiki/images/thumb/2/2a/Spell_mage_infernoblast.png/32px-Spell_mage_infernoblast.png Blast Spit: Breathes an explosive flame that detonates and deals damage to all enemies in a cone for 85,675 - 131,853 damage, depending on how close the flame detonated.
===Phase 2: Hands of Fate===
Two hands are part of this encounter. One hand uses abilities after the first hand by about 10 seconds. Italic abilities are ones used by both hands at the same time.
*Finger Bomb: Launches a volatile stone fingertip at an enemy, dealing 75,000 - 134,000 damage in one blast to all enemies within 10 yards.
*Crush: Deals 200,000 damage to all enemies under the fist.
**Shaking Fists: After killing a player, or at least hitting one, the fists will both slam themselves on the ground, launching miniature soundwaves. Some are high while others are low. They deal 10,000 damage and stun, so if you're hit by one you'll be hit by the next few. Does this 10 times.
*Push: Pushes an enemy forcibly off the platform.
*Crush Punch: One hand will grab a player, while the other prepares to punch the player for 750,000 damage. The "fist" hand must be distracted, or the "hold" hand must take enough damage.
===Phase 3: And I'll Form the Body===
The body rises up and becomes a headless, handless, tool.
*Combustion Blast: Flames emerge from the bottom of Splittak's body, getting closer to the raid, which deal more damage the longer they spread.
*Arm Cannon: Locks a random area (with players in it) and targets a powerful cannon shot, dealing 133,000 damage on that area per second for 4 seconds.
*Bottom Drive: Drives the bottom into the ground, dealing 30,000 damage per second for 30 seconds to all enemies within 10-40 yards. Pillars from the ceiling will fall and kill players under them, or do at least 240,000 damage.
===Phase 4: I...AM...COMPLETE.===
Splittak forms up and does multiple attacks to the raid, such as adds, tank and spank, and "separation".
*Stonemeld Missile: Splittak charges up, and lets loose five missiles rain from his back. The missiles strike random positions on the ground, dealing 80,000 damage + 3,064 burn damage a second for 7 seconds to all enemies within 10 yards of the blast.
*Arm Missile: Splittak's arms come off, and latch towards the aggrotic and attack any enemies in the line of the arms. The arms do 93,441 - 187,330 damage. Hits twice, if successful.
*Energy Bomb: Forms an energy bomb which is launched at the raid within a line. Deals 221,321 damage or less, and stuns for 10 seconds.
*Separator Guardians: Summons Splittak Guardian to help fend off the raid which use ranged attacks.
*Hole Cannon: Splittak sacrifices 1% of it's health and launches a ball made of rustic stone at the raid, dealing 1,300,000 damage to all hit. These can be dodged by watching where the ball lands.
==Preparation==
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==Tactics==
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==Quotes==
===Intro===
*Obsidirain: All splitting guardians form up! We have enemy intruders which I'm trying to get rid of!
*Yes sir!
*Obsidirain: You 32 knights are impenetrable splitting guardians! You must all not die! Or else!
*What could be worse than death?
*Obsidirain: What was that, PAWN?!
*Nothing!
*Obsidirain burns and kills four guards.
*Obsidirain: Sigh... now I only have 28 of you. See what happens when you're all idiots?
*Obsidirain: These are the enemies you are to fight! Better yet, do what you can to stall them? I must oversee my final machine!
===Phases===
*Oh no! My head fell off!
*Obsidirain: You fool! You stupid fool! I knew the policy and the shipping and handling guarantee was a load of bullshit.... wait a minute. This could be interesting.
**My hands will crush you!
***Time for the body!
****I AM COMPLETE.
****Obsidirain: About time, you stack of blocks.
===Battle===
*Be crushed beneath the stones!
*We'll split up and kill you all!
*Become the sand like this battlefield!
*Obsidirain: Well now look at that! They can form up!
===Killing a player===
*Victory creed! We all eventu-
**Obsidirain: Shut up! SHUT UP! You haven't won yet!
*That must've hurt!
*Boulder dash!
===Death===
*No no no! We're falling apart!
===Outro===
*Obsidirain: Oh for the love of piss! I should've known that would happen. They're like a stack of build-a-blocks that you find at the market nowadays!
*Tz'koran: Enough with your insanity! Fight us now!
*Obsidirain: No not yet! You must fight all my creations first, dummkopf!
==Loot and Wealth==
Splittak awards 14 items, 7 which are randomly chosen. He awards no godly items, but awards legendary cloth and leather armor for casters and rangers.
Item 	Type 	Quantity	Drop Rate	Wealth
[Robes of the Commanding Official]	Cloth body 	1 	Medium 	
[Last Battlemage's Legwraps] 	Cloth legs 	1 	Medium 	
[Crumbling Treaders] 	Cloth boots 	1 	Medium 	
[Overguard of Needless Triumph] 	Leather body 	1 	Medium 	
[Earth Elemental Studded Pants] 	Leather legs 	1 	Medium 	
[Grippers of Separation] 	Leather gloves	1 	Medium 	
[Four-Handed Battle Buckler] 	Ranged shield 	1 	Medium 	
[Splittak's Unused Magical Ward] 	Magic shield 	1 	Medium 	
[Formator] 	Melee dagger 	1 	Medium 	
[Dust Weaver] 	Melee sword 	1 	Medium 	
[Boulderdash Twingun] 	Two handed gun	1 	Medium 	
[Shining Fragment of the Split] 	Necklace 	1 	Medium 	
[Iron Mold Serum] 	Consumable 	10 	High 	
[Splittak Soldier] 	Companion 	1 	Low 	
==Achievements==
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==Notes==
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Category:Obsidirain's Lair bosses