McDoubles

McDoubles (مضاعف, 米克双打 and 믹 복식) is not a ripoff of a western capitalist restaurant that makes burgers out of skunk meat. Instead, this is a glorious place where people sit under the purple and green arches and eat delicious state-approved burgers, fries and other strong and prosperous foods that will bring UnAnything to their knees. They have also been the proud sponsor of The Celebration of the Undefeatables since the 95 (1950) celebrations. McDoubles was founded in 82 (1937) during the time UnBarney was still a new member of the former Soviet Union. See? We beat the capitalist west!
==Menu==
Menu item 	Description 	Cost
Standard Cheeseburger	A burger with cheese on it. It’s important to remember that UnBarnian burgers are not like capitalist pig American burgers as they’re more similar to sandviches. 	Un$1.19
Drink 	All sizes (small, medium, large) cost the same and you have a wide range of options. This includes PepHear (including Tame Cherry and PepHear MIN), Dobry Cola from Russia, Orange Just-Friend, 6down lemon and lime, Beer of the Root, Mountain Don’t, Mountain Don’t Tropical Blast and grape. No American imperialist brands because UnBarney hates the USA.	Un$1.99
Deluxe Burger 	Cheese, 100% real beef, pickles, ketchup and mustard, onion and PICKLE? YES! 	Un$2.99
Fries 	All sizes (small, medium and giant) cost the same price! These salty crispy fries make people go back to McDoubles every day until they kick the bucket. 	Un$2.99
Father Strange deluxe	3 buns, 2 patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, special sauce (Spoiler alert: It's not cum), lettuce and onion! It's the best burger and the one our dear leader always gets at McDoubles. I wonder why… 	Un$4
Chicken Delight 	Buns, chicken and pickles. This is not a ripoff of another western imperialist chain 	Un$4.99
Chicken Nuggets 	Mmmm... Bite-sized crispy chicken! 	Un$5.99
Ice cream 	Unlike that western capitalist restaurant, these machines actually work! The cheapest is a cone and the most expensive is a tub of this masterpiece. 	Depends
==Trivia==
*No, Father Strange wasn't stuffing his face with McDoubles burgers. He wasn’t at the evil capitalist McDonalds either because UnBarney doesn’t have one.
*We stole the idea from UnAnything :-)