Bitch Ass Mike

Bitch Ass Mike is a piece of shit. 
== History ==
He was supposed to be a lesser Elemike but he was too shit to be one. 
Pussy Ass Melissa and him make fun of one another cause they have nobody else to mock. This usually ends with them only making themselves injured or soaked in bodily fluids. 
He is a pussy motherfucker. He can't do shit. When he visited Africa he saw an elephant and once again pissed his pants. This time because he saw the elephant's long ass proboscis. Pussy Ass Melissa made fun of him for this, but she soon had her leg crushed by the elephant. 
== Abilities ==
Stink - He stinks from shitting and pissing his pants so much.
Piss - He pisses his pants often.Category:Extended Canon
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