Annoying Orange: Picnic Massacre/Transcript

-(Midget Apple) The lid, it's opening!
-Aw, shut up now, y'all.
Everybody get your beehives outta here.
-(Grapefruit) About time. -(Midget Apple) Neato burrito!
[swoosh!]
-Whoa! Looks like we've parked in a park. [laughs]
-Whoa! Is this a picnic? I've heard about picnics.
-Oh, is this your first picnic?
Well, I promise it'll be your last.
-What? -Uh, no-no-no-no,
oh, I mean it's gonna be a blast. Yeah, that's what I said.
-Yay! I love explosions!
-Wait, wait, wait. That's not what she said.
-Ah, just ignore her.
She's obviously a "basket" case. [laughs]
-Oh, you'd better watch yourself, honey.
-What? What did I do?
-You're probably right, Orange. It's a picnic, right?
What could possibly go wrong?
[dramatic organ plays, chainsaw buzzes, screaming]
But seriously,
AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?
-Yep. Pretty much.
-[chuckles] Classic Pear. -Seriously.
I told you this is why no one reads your tweets.
-Uh, you should really quit with the jokes
and start listening to that Pear.
Picnics are a dangerous place for food, sugar.
-Why am I being dragged into this?
-I know, right? -Sorry, guys.
But I have a really bad gut feeling about this picnic.
-Picnics aren't for worrying.
They're for one thing and one thing only.
-Not dying?
-No, silly. Picnics are for fun!
♪ Picnics are for playing ♪
♪ Rice cake Frisbee with your friends ♪
-♪ Picnics are for toothpick lawn darts ♪
♪ Fun that never ends ♪
-♪ Picnics are for playing fun sports ♪
♪ Like fruit basketball ♪ [grunts]
-♪ Picnics are for cloud gazing ♪
♪ Hey, that one looks like an apple ♪
[slice!] [laughs]
-See, Pear? There's nothing to be scared of here.
Picnics are just plain fun. -Yay!!
-Yeah. I guess you're right.
-Go ahead, Pear. Give it a try.
-♪ Picnics are for fun food stuff ♪
♪ That foods all like to do ♪
-Yay! -♪ Picnics aren't for worrying ♪
♪ They're for saying "Yahoo!" ♪ -Yahoo!
-♪ Don't get so uptight ♪
♪ Go out and frolic in the sun ♪ -Go, Pear!
-♪ Picnics are for one darn thing ♪
♪ And that one thing is... ♪
-Frisbee! -Huh?
[slice!]
[all screaming] -Whoa!
Suddenly, I feel very "melon-choly."
[laughs] Eww.
-Incoming!
[food screaming]
-Whoa! I haven't seen carnage like this in a long time.
[laughs] Ohh!
-See, what did I tell you?
Nobody wants to listen to Basket.
-No, no, no, no, no. We can still save the picnic.
We can still find a way to have fun. Right, guys?
-Yeah-yeah, yeah. I mean, look at that cloud.
It looks like a unicorn.
-Yay! My favorite cloud!
-(Orange and Pear) Aww.
[thunder rumbling] -Huh?
[thunder crashes]
[food screaming]
-Well, this picnic didn't turn out
quite as fun as I thought it would.
-[shakily]: Yeah.
A lot more death and destruction than I thought there would be.
-Maybe we should "bolt," huh? [laughs]
[lightning crashes] Ugh.
-This place is terrible.
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!
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