Episode 251

The guys imagine what it would be like to host the Oscars, and reveal how they first said "I love you" to their wives!
* So you’ll sleep in a sleep sack but you’ll wear another man’s underwear.
* He had Visene, I don’t know why maybe he thinks I swim a lot?
* I didn’t know this baby bash was gonna turn into a destination wedding.
* If you wanted to see my bald head, you’d have to see it flying off the brooklyn bridge with the rest of my body.
* I just have to say you are the prettiest little 12 year old girl I’ve ever seen.
* This is almost like grandfather behavior.
* She had a sidepiece while she was trying to figure out what we were doing!
* I am always judging! You gotta get over it!
* Rarely lose your cool? Bro you threw a santa hat over the hedges a month and a half ago! In front of your pregnant wife, loaded on eggnog you made for yourself!
* I said “I love you” and she said “and I’m happy about that.”
* I wanna kiss your belly. Right by an old horse.
* Ooh! Are you getting ready for the big storm?!
* We gotta get special bags. Guy, just put it in the dumpster.
* The Amish don’t paint. You know who paints? The Indians!
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