Rude Zuud/Quotes

Rude Zuud's quotes.
==In Fortuna==
===Idle===
*"Kitguns! Get your Kitguns! (binary chatter) I'm a craftswoman, not some street corner hackster. (binary chatter) Fine. GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS! Happy?" 
*"I was up all night making this crap for you ingrates. Buy something so I get some sleep. Kitguns, get master crafted Kitguns, better than you ding-dongs deserve. Kitguns!" 
*"Alright you punks! Kitguns, blasters, plasma throwers, whatever you need to do horrible things to horrible people! I could've been an architect, an engineer, a doctor, but no. I'm here selling mechanized disarticulation to roving killers. Mother would be so proud. Kitguns! Get your mucking Kitguns!" 
===Introduction===
*"Oh. It's you. (static chatter) Yes, yes they're here. (static chatter) I do not like your attitude. (static chatter) You! We... (brief static) I am Zuud. Kitguns are what we do. Bring parts or purchase Chatter's daily design. Just... do it quickly. (static chatter) I have people skills! I am very skilled at getting them to leave! (brief static)" 
===Greetings===
*"Whaddya need? Specify the target and I'll sell you the tool." 
*"Guns guns guns! (static chatter) What? Look I can't talk to two people at once. (binary chatter) No, not you. So whaddya want? (static chatter) Not you, the other you. SHADDUP. (sad chatter) You need a shooter, stranger? A little point-and-click murderizer? Zuud's got more than you'll ever need." 
*"I channel Chatter to craft guns unlike any other. (binary chatter) We craft kitguns, fine. (chatter) Your neediness is profoundly unattractive." 
*"(static chatter) Kill-sticks like you've never seen, stranger. Click, bang, their limbs fall off. This pleases you, yes?"
===Kitgun Forging===
====If the Player has no Kitgun Components====
*"I can't do you a weapon... if you don't have weapon parts. Get the weapon parts... and I can make you a weapon. Oh-kay? Roger roger?" 
*"No parts no weapon. Next!" 
*"Look, matey, without weapon components I can't help you." 
====If Player Idles When Picking Components====
*"Look matey, I appreciate the need to choose well. I only ask that you decide before you get here? I got other customers, y'know!" 
*"Until you got here and jammed up my day I'd forgotten what constipation could feel like." 
*"(static chatter) Yeah it's a big decision but I swear if this kid were any dumber they'd be a mineral." 
====Selecting Kitgun Components====
*"Great! Top choice! Woo hoo! Balloons fall from ceiling shove over lemme get this done." 
*"That'll work." 
*"Sure, why not." 
====If Player Idles at Kitgun Preview====
*"Take your time. I live to serve." 
*"(chatter) I know. (chatter) I know. (chatter) Hey friend, I can't help you if you don't pick something." 
*"(chatter) I don't know, I think they gone to sleep." 
====Creating a Kitgun====
*"Well. All right. Here y'go." 
*"Potshot a few lube cans, calibrate 'er to your satisfaction. Otherwise, she's flawless. As per." 
*"Here y'go, just like you asked." 
===Other services===
====Gilding a Kitgun====
*"Beautiful. She got a name?" 
*"(Whistle) What're ya gonna call her?" 
*"Pretty enough. What's her name?" 
====If Attempting to Gild Without Eligible Kitgun====
*"Nothin' gets gilded without its bein' known. Pretty sure there's a moral in there somewhere." 
*"I ain't gildin' nothin' without it bein' battle-tested first. So git." 
*"That little plinker ain't fired near enough. Come back when you know its worth, then we can talk gildin'." 
====Confirming the Name of a Kitgun====
*"Yeah, that'll do." 
*"Yep. I reckon that fits." 
*"Well, you'd best get goin'. Take care of that now. She's some of my best work." 
====Skipping the Naming of a Kitgun====
*"Some things are what they are." 
*"Seems like that works for her, I reckon." 
*"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." 
===Today's special===
*"Chatter said build - said you would be coming. You are meant for this Kitgun. So buy it. Buy it so I can get some muckin' sleep!" 
*"(static chatter) Do what? This one? (cranky chatter) Very well, very well. Here, you. Outworlder. Kitgun. Buy it. Chatter tells me this is intended for you. (static chatter) Yes, yes, I told them!" 
*"Weighted. Balanced. Calibrated. The output of a lifetime's focus. I would pair this with your focus, Outworlder, to achieve a second, far more violent, outcome." 
*"Here. I have kept this for you. It would not... allow me to sell it to another." 
===Donating Kitgun===
====If Kitgun is not max rank====
*"We'll take your guns but only if they are worth it, battle-tested." 
*"We can't take anything that might let us down. Get us the good stuff." 
*"Substandard. We can't take that." 
====Confirming====
*"Thanks. Fills a need." 
*"Much oblidged! Anything else?" 
*"You sure you want to part with this? Alright she'll see good use." 
===Wares===
====Browsing Wares without Purchasing====
*"(static chatter) Sure, I'll just jump the counter and make 'em buy something." 
*"Are you sure you don't want... (static chatter) I'm asking! Are you... (binary chatter) Ah forget it." 
*"Fine. NEXT!" 
====Leaving Wares after Purchasing====
*"If you go past Eudico ask if we're still on after work. (binary chatter) No you can't come. (static chatter) Ugh... as if I have a say in it anyway. (happy chatter)" 
*"Keep your boots tight and your lips locked. Read me? Chek-chek." 
*"Chek-chek." 
===Farewells===
*"Go away!" 
*"Yes yes." 
*"Whatever." 
*"(static chatter) (Sighs) If it's not someone living in my ears, it's someone standing in my way! WILL. I. EVER. HAVE. PEACE?!? (static chatter) I don't think Eudico likes you. (sad chatter)" 
===Exclusive Dialogue===
====Rank 5 - Old Mate====
=====Re-introduction=====
*"You are one of us, so Chatter says. So Eudico says. They've never steered me wrong, so... hello. Now. Go away!
=====Greetings=====
*"You are one of us, so Chatter says. So Eudico says. They've never steered me wrong, so... hello. Now. Go away!" 
*"Chatter was right about you, Friend. (static chatter) I wish it wasn't, couldn't turn it off (surprised chatter), grab me some peace but no (relieved chatter), Chatter is always right. So you are welcome and Chatter... (static chatter) keeps on... talking." 
*"(happy chatter) Chatter is pleased with itself, Friend. Pleased to aid your purpose. Keen to aid again. (static chatter)" 
*"Yes, yes, hail the conquering hero. (happy chatter) Must we go through this every time? You were right, I was wrong, the Outworlder is amazing. (static chatter) Zip it. How may I assist?" 
*"Chatter says Eudico feels guilty about things long past. Eudico worries Chatter means I'm not right in the braincase. It's nice to have so many people thinking of me. Well, what do you need?" 
*"The Business, good man. Always has been. Deserves a better protege than that Little Duck. Swanning off, breaking his heart. Pfft. Man should find himself a wife, don't you think? Anyway, store's open." 
*"I like the children in the walls. Chatter makes requests, and the children bring me parts. Parts makes guns. At night the children perform music in the wall. Chatter sings. And I sleep." 
*"Smokefinger is an irritant. He brings us things. Pretty things. Useless things. Smokefinger knew our sisters, he says. We… did not have sisters. I do not like the way Chatter falls silent when he visits." 
===SFX===
*"(banging head)" 
*"(idle chatter)" 
==From Fortuna Fragments==
*"Chatter wakes me, tells me a woman is at my lock, asking for water. Her carapace is scorched. Her raiments, burnt. I fetch water. When I return there are five more women. All singed. They say they are from... Deck 12."
*"There is no Deck 12. I am certain I have seen those faces before. I fetch more water. I return, they are gone. I return to my rack, feeling... I return to my rack angry at the inconvenience is what I do!"
*"The gentleman Business visited with me. Inconvenient. Why? Why so much talk when there is so much to do? The gentleman Business communicated the belief that... such nonsense... that I must 'make peace with what happened on Deck 12.'"
*"Deck 12. Deck 12. What is this Deck 12. Chatter had stopped speaking entirely, then. "It's all right that you weren't there, Zuud. That's what your visitors wanted you to know. That fire was not for y..." Ach! Enough! Nonsense and stupidity and a waste of my time!"
*"So many visitors, every one of them hoping to take something away. Dealing with them is like an uncomfortable dream, while speaking with Chatter is like being shaken awake. Are they real? How real are you, when you're sleeping? How real are you, floating, dreaming you are somewhere else? That's what Chatter wants to know. How did the women at my lock know my name?"
==Exploring Deck 12==
*"I hear them. My sisters. Everything they hear... echoes from my sisters' ears to my... mind. One by one, I remember them saying... goodbye."
;Approaching The Business' stall, seeing many burnt bodies
*"We never thought Nef would trigger fractures here, in Deck 12. They huddle together. Thermia... everywhere. My sisters..."
;Approaching the Thermia condenser near the Ventkids' vent
*"This is... the last thing... we made together. Seven minds. All thoughts communal. Before we were reduced to one. A thermic condenser…. Wait… condensed Thermia... volatile. Like, melt-Exploiter's-defences volatile. Finish what we started."
;Activating Thermia condenser to spawn Exploiter Orb
*"Why can't I remember their names? [loud roar] What was that?"
===Exploiter Orb appears===
*"HEY! I remember you. Word of advice: run, while you still got legs."
*"Oh no you don't! Get down here and take what's comin' to you. Blow out her footholds!"
*"Hey! We wanna talk to you! Sparky, be a love and potshot her footing?"
;Exploiter Orb falls
*"Take out her ventilation."
*"Her vents! Bust 'em."
*"Iced her vents? Thinks she's indestructible. Not today. Purging the condenser. How's your throwing arm, Tenno?"
*"Lob the canister at her vents. Don't miss."
*"Toss that Thermia onto her frozen vents."
*"Shields down. Do your thing."
*"Oh yeah! Now she’s sweating! Now she’s sweating!"
===Second Phase===
*"My sisters! TELL ME THEIR NAMES!"
*"Call them. Call them, and know what it means to feel them die."
*"Tell me and we'll make it quick. What were their names?!"
*"Rip that panel! Before she comes to!"
*"More Thermia! More Thermia!"
*"Kill her."
*"She's exposed. Shut her down."
*"Ssh. That's enough."
;Fight Ends
*"Score's paid. Debt's settled. Slate's clear."
*"I remember us. You knew us. You know... our name."
*"We had a name. Our name was... our name was Zuud. [soft chatter] The Zuud. Thank you. [sweet chatter] Yeah? Don't get used to it! The lot of ya."
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