Tail Talkers In Your Pocket

Tail Talkers In Your Pocket is a keychain from 2007-2009 by Emanation; it was sold at many toy, gift, novelty, specialty, department and party stores like TJMaxx, Wal-Mart and Winners. When the buttons are pressed, Eddie Lawrence III farts and then provides a clever phrase.
== The Farting Noises and Their Clever Phrases ==
# ("Tailspinner" fart) A twirl of humor for you!
# ("Top spinner" fart) I'm a super professional-don't try that in your home!
# ("Dervish Whirler" fart) You're in humor territory now, so make yourself at home!
# ("Tooshie Twister" fart) Wow, what a tornado of comedy!
# ("Butt Salute" fart) Just reminding you to support our troops!
# ("Rear End Whistler" fart) There's no point in having a seat if you don't let it sing aloud!
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 1 (activated by hitting the top two button simultaneously): ("Zebra nicker" fart) That's my super top-secret zebra impression!
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 2 (activated by hitting the top two button simultaneously): ("Super Cheery Cheerleader" fart) F-A-R-T, farting is for you and me!
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 3 (activated by hitting the top two button simultaneously): ("Sporty Whistle" fart) And the winner of the Farto-Lympics is Edward Phillip James Lawrence the Third!