Fixter

"There's no total hipsters without the Fixter. No, not the BMX nor the race bikes. To date, we're still puzzled on why the hipsters love to ride these, considering the bike's design is ripping their skinny jeans off. Maybe you should try once. Be a hipster for a day and get killed by either Trevor or Micheal."
-Description
The Fixter is a bike specifically made for hipsters in GTA 5. This bike is overly popular among hipsters, which pretty much explains their high consciousness of self-righteousness. It is also considered the rarest vehicle in GTA 5 until we busted that belief by being a smart ass and found out that this vehicle is actually purchasable via other legit ways, only to point out that the developers has been lying all along.
== Design ==
It is a customized version of the BMX, yet hipsters love to claim that it's a bike of their own. The only color of it is red thanks to the lazy developers. The seat is not comfortable however, which is the main reason why hipster's skinny jeans were always ripped from the penis.
== Performance ==
It's still the same as the Whippet Race Bike and other race bikes, being ridiculously fast until the player can be flung out of it when crashed. However it is not easy to maneuver, and that's why the hipsters can be easily killed in Rampage 5 by Trevor.
== Locations ==
* Spawns in Rampage 5, playing as Trevor in Mirror Park.
* Can be bought for $5,000.
* Ridden by hipsters. Steal it from them and watch them run like pussies.
== Trivia ==
* The name of this bike derives from the word "Fixie" and "Hipsters".
* When riding this bike, there is a glitch where The player's underwear will rip off showing the penis, although the legit way for the ripping to work is to have the jeans ripped showing the underwear.
** That's the developer's perverted mindset anyhow.