Transcripts 2000-09

Transcripts from September 2000 strips.
==September 4==
Panel 1Al is grumbling into the camera.Al: As inoffensive didn't work out too well I'll try to make SSDD more popular.Al: Oi! You wankers at slash dot comliteral slash.com currently redirects to an unrelated site, therefore linking the likely intended subject here instead! Link to me!Panel 2Norman and Richard are facing each other but are drawn crudely and staring vacantly.Norman: Hay what's going on? We're all simply drawn and cut and pasted and shit!Richard: I like Ultima Online!Panel 3Copy-paste of panel 2, but Normal looks slightly concerned.Norman: What did you just say... hold on... Bad art, cut and paste, games references... No, he wouldn't...Richard: Playstation 2 sucks!Panel 4Copy-paste of panel 2, but Norman is freaking out.Norman: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES HE WOULD!!! NOT A GAMING STRIP! ANYTHING BUT A GAMING STRIP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!Richard: Kill me!
==September 11==
Panel 1Al is grumbling into the camera. A poster reading "ACME SPACE FILLER" is on the wall.Al: Well turning SSDD into a gaming strip to make it popular was a non-starter. Every time I tried to draw one my subconscious mind always tried to make my hand stab my eyes out with the pen in an attempt to stop any more of that shit being subjected to the public. So instead I'll try to make SSDD more acceptable to children... Enjoy.Panel 2A bubbly "all-ages" style Richard with large eyes, child-like proportions, and cartoon-appropriate nudity is walking with his arms out through a happy field with two flowers and a tree while singing "LA LA-LA LA-LA." The sun has a big smiley face.Panel 3All-ages Richard meets All-ages Anne, who has similarly large eyes and proportions, and she is wearing only a skirt. The two talk in Comic Sans.Richard: Hellosie Anne!Anne: Hellosie Richard!Panel 4Richard points behind him as Anne shyly holds her arms behind her back. The sun is now stoned and smoking a joint.Richard: You wanna fuck behind those bushes?Anne: 'kay ^_^
==September 18==
Panel 1Al is grumbling into the camera and gesturing with his hand in front of a blue background with dark blue stripe going from upper right to lower left.Al: Ok, ok! This'll be the last time you'll see my ugly mug for a while as this is the last of my 'Bitching Strips' (tm). I just want to sum-up before returning to 'normal'.Panel 2Al is still grumbling but now the dark blue background stripe is mostly horizontal. A yellow balloon is floating next to him with the words "SPACE FILLER" written on it.Al: The fact is I draw thsi crap for fun and for next to nothing. I draw what I think is funny. Not everyone will think the same but no one is forcing you to read this so just shut the fuck up if you feel the need to complain! Thank you.Panel 3Al looks and points to the right. The dark blue stripe is now a triangle centered in the panel.Al: This is still a comic strip, and as such I will have to make my 'funny' quota. As there hasn't been any funny yet in this strip I will leave you with Mavis from Funny Farm shaving her pussy.Panel 4Mavis Buckey and Mewn Blake Ramses are in the final panel. Mavis is holding an electric shaver that is "BUZZZZ"-ing, while Mewn faces away, looking over his shoulder at her with wide-eyed concern.Mewn: Er, Mavis, what are you doing with those clippers?HTML side noteApologies to Ryan Smith
==September 25==
Single-Panel ComicRichard is wearing a traffic cone on his head and holding up a beer bottle. Kingston is hat-less and laughing while holding a pint glass filled with beer (probably). Anne is drunkenly cuddling up to Norman's shoulder with her eyes closed, while Norman is startled by Anne, an exclamation point over his head.Header text: Celebrating two years of polluting the internet with this bollocks!Text: Yes I've been drawing this shite for two years now... Yes I know it feels longer.Text: Why don't you celebrate too by sending me fan art, money or nude pictures of your sister? Huh?
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