In The Baa-ginning/Quotes

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:General Specific: Now, I won't lie to you. It's been hard, especially since most of the mad scientists have moved to the private sector. But we got one!
:The Angry Scientist: I'm not mad! I'm ANGRY! I am a ANGRY scientist!
:General Specific: Yes, of course... Perhaps you could show us your mad weapon!
:The Angry Scientist: ANGRY! Angry weapon!
:General Specific: Sorry.
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:Farmer John: I feel so unvalidated...
:Pig: Oink!
:Farmer John: You're right! I got to stop wallowing and find Sheep! He'll never survive in The Big City.
:Ben Plotz: 'Can't survive in The Big City', eh! Sheepy's got money to eat! Because he's a telemarketer!
:Caller: Hello?
:Sheep: Baaah.
:Caller: Hello? Is this someone offering me a pre-approved credit card?
:Sheep: Baaah.
:Caller: I'll take two!
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:Ben Plotz: Sheep even managed to find a reasonably priced apartment in a nice neighbourhood...I'm sorry but that is enough! Fine! I can accept that a sheep, desperately wanted by the military for a ray-gun, can a get job. But an apartment?! In The Big City?! HELLO?!
:Writer: Calm down.
:Ben Plotz: YOU CALM DOWN!
:Writer: You can be replaced, you know?
:Ben Plotz: *laughs* Yeah, right! Like YOU-
Category:Quotes