Football Player

The Football Player is a good athlete but a bad sport.
Why is he a great Football Player, so great that he deserved to be in Series 8? Because he's got the skill to play. He has a pair of big feet. The game is called "Football", and since he has overgrown feet, his "foot" does a great job in the game. He's a big jerk though, and likes to push people out of his way and slam the other players over the fence on a regular basis. Then he grabs the football, presses it with his finger, then has a hard time getting the ball off his hand since he had just downed a double-fatty peanut buttery sandwich.
He kicked about thirty athletes over the fence today. They didn't have super bad injuries, but they just forgot what football was. Heck, they didn't even know what LEGO was themselves, even though that's what they were. They went up to the Football Player, who at the moment was choking down his sandwich (this time with a little more garlic), and came up to him. They told him that they were going to give him the most awesome game of his life. The Football Player asked, "Really? I want to hear this game." "Well, do you think you deserve to play it?" asked his friends. "Sure, let's play," said the Football Player. "Okay, if you say so," said his friends.
And they kicked him over the fence.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 8 Minifigures