Horrible Accident

Poor Grover had an Serious Accident...
SEE THE PREVIOUS!
== The Ride ==
* Grover: Sunny Day, Sweeping the Clouds away.
* Elmo: Hey Grover, we're going to paradise.
* Grover: Of course you are. Bye now. [bikes away; under breath] Like that'll ever happen.
* Elmo: You know, Linus? It always seems like Grover never has time for fun.
* Linus: Maybe he doesn't like us.
* Elmo: No, are you kidding? We're his best friends. [Grover bikes down a path, cuckling to himself]
* Grover: Paradise. [laughs] I sure had them going. [laughs. But, he doesn't see a bee which is going in the opposite direction. He keeps on laughing. The bee ends up in Grover's mouth and he coughs it out] Stupid bug! Beat it! [He hits it, and the bee goes up his shirt and starts zapping him, causing Grover to veer out of control. His bike trips on a rock, bounces down a hill and then screams. He reaches the bottom of the cliff and immediately an atomic explosion appears.] Ow...
== Careful from the Hospital ==
* [Cuts to the doctor's office]
* Doctor: Well, I'd like you to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor kid last time.
* Big Bird: [outside hospital] You heard the doctor, Grover. One more injury like that, then it's the Poor Kid!
* Grover: I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on around the clock body patrol. [sees Charlie Brown behind him] Hep, hep, hep! Stay away from the backside I'm warning you!
* Charlie Brown: What's your problem? [leaves Grover]
* Grover: Whew. That was close!
* Lucy: Hey, why don't you join us? We need an extra player. [another football player catches a football] Nice catch, Violet! [slaps Violet's bottom, Grover cringes as he holds his back]
* Grover: My body is not safe out here! [runs inside his home and closes the door] No part of me is safe! [closes the window curtain]
* [Elmo and Linus arrive]
* Elmo: Hey, Grover!
* Linus: That was fun.
* Elmo: Hey, Grover, ready to go party again? Grover?
* [Grover is sitting in a fetal position in the middle of the floor, with a penguin doll, a pirate doll, and a lion doll front of him]
* Grover: [with a little smile on his face] Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world?
* Elmo: What are you doing sitting inside like that?
* Grover: Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.
* Elmo: That's crazy talk!
* Linus: That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk! [does various forms of gibberish blabbing but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Elmo, making his hammer fist him to shut him up, bashing his head in] Sorry.
* Grover: No, Linus's right, Elmo. You saw what happened and next time it won't just be my body, it'll be my armpit or my forehead.
* Linus: Or your other armpit!
* Grover: I was wrong to go against nature. I'm blue. What was I thinking? Walking…My people are sedentary.
* Elmo: Just sitting in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome?
* Grover: I won't be alone, so I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Alex... [holds up the lion] Pingu... [holds up the penguin] and say hello to Captain Hook. [holds up a pirate]
* Elmo: How are you gonna keep your job?
* Grover: No problem! Bert took my Job.
* Elmo: Grover, sooner or later you're gonna have to go outside!
* Grover: Listen, I've told you but I'm never leaving my house again.
* Linus: Never ever?
* Grover: Never ever ever!
* Linus: Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!
* Grover: Never ever never never ever ever never!!
* Linus: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!
* Grover: [sighs exasperatedly] Never ever...
* Grover and Linus: Never never never never ever never ever never…
* Grover: Alright, Linus, that is enough! ♪I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!♪
* Elmo: [goes inside the window to angrily point at a smiling Grover] That is it, Grover! We're gonna find you something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside! [goes outside]
== Getting Grover Outside ==
* Elmo: [jumps on a trampoline] Trampoline!
* Linus: [holds an ice cream cone] Ice cream!
* Elmo: [surfs on an wave] Surfing!
* Linus: [holds a blanket] Blanket!
* Elmo: [rides on a Ferris wheel] Ferris wheel!
* Linus: [Holding a Bowl of Dog Food to Snoopy] Dog Feeding!
* Elmo: [Painting a wall red] Painting!
* Linus: [washes Barbie Sailor Moon in a tub] Washing an woman!
* The Inspector: That's not fun!
* Linus: AAUGH!
* [Grover blocks the view with his sheet, and Elmo, Linus and the Pink Panther watch him through his window]
* Elmo: Nothing's working!
* Linus: What do we do?
* Pink Panther: I say we do Karate!
* Elmo: Wha...will you get out of here? [The Pink Panther Walks Away]
* [Linus and Elmo meet another Linus out of nowhere]
* Linus Clone: Hey, Elmo, [Grover gives a startled look] who's your friend?
* Elmo: Another Linus? IMPOSSIBLE!
* Linus: I thought I was doing a pretty good job.
* Elmo: If you're Linus, then who's that?
* [The second Linus gets sliced in half, which reveals Brutus!]
* Elmo: Ah! Bobcat!
* Grover: Huh?! [Elmo and Linus are screaming. Brutus grabs Linus and Elmo and puts them in a bag and repeatedly beats them] Oh, my gosh! [Elmo and Linus are still screaming while Brutus beats them] This can't be happening! This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. Yes, Alex, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do without the name calling, thank you very much, Pingu! I know, Alex. If I was out there, bagged by an cat, Linus and Elmo would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. If I don't come back alive, Alex, take good care. Because It's time for... [Runs into a closet and comes back as Super Grover] SUPER GROVER!
== Grover to the Rescue ==
* Grover: [looks behind] Well, here we go. From the safety of my home, to the outside world. [gulps and shakes as he reaches for the door. The door shakes as well until Grover opens it] I'm taking my [walks slowly] first step. [continues walking] So far, so good. I think I can do this! [the wind blows a kite onto his face; Grover removes the kite off his face] I did it! I made it outside! Nothing can stop me now! [Brutus scares Grover] Is it too late to go back inside again? [The Bullies Laugh]
* Bully #1: It's too late.
* Grover: Linus? Elmo?
* Linus and Elmo: [still in the bag] Yes, Grover?
* Grover: I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore. But I'm terrified of bobcats now.
* Elmo: [shaken] Ah, that's okay, Grover. Us too.
* Grover: You know what I don't understand though?
* Brutus: What?
* Grover: What's the Barbie Girl taking a bath in the first place? [Brutus' eyes widen]
* Brutus: Oh! Well, it's funny you should, uh, you see, Bullies, they're on to us! [A hovercraft is shown]
* Bully #2: Let's get outta here! [they get on the hovercraft and speed away while Barbie Sailor Moon is flying, wearing a bikini and pope hat and chasing them. Linus, Elmo, and Grover are watching them.]
* The Inspector: Great Job Grover!
* Grover: You're Welcome!
* Linus: Ready to go out now?
* Grover: Sure, Great Idea!
* [The End]
Category:Sesame Street
Category:Peanuts
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