For Edutainment Purposes Only (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Algebra Song ==
Algebra Song Plays
Melody: "Finding the zero of an x is a very simple thing!
For example, x - 2, it's positive 2, here's how you do.
Transfer 2 to the other side of the equation, as it's dual side adding!
If it's x + 1, the result is negative 1, maybe you can do it too."
Harmony: "Get zero in x + 3, it's negative 3.
Do you get that? If you said yes, then so do we!
x - 4's zero's positive 4, now solve the next!
x + 5, if you guess this one, you can now flex!"
Rhythm: "If x + 7 is equal to a positive or a negative
Then the number negative 7 is what you should give
To both sides of the equation, because 7 - 7's zero
Thank me for being your math hero!"
== Ring Intro ==
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "We don't have a favorite music genre. We really don't, they're all great."
Max: he used his electric guitar and it was so loud, it made all of the rings drop
Ash: "Max, what are you do-" he fell and screamed along with the 3 girls
Sharps and Mach: "Max! We're coming for you!"
Mina: she fell down with the title card of the episode
== Episode ==
Harmony: "Hey, Mom! Dad! Our song became top educational content!"
Mina: "Well, it's a great thing you did orchestral first. That's where most people start their musical talent."
Harmony: "We are already good with other genres."
Rhythm: "Want to see our rap skills?"
Melody: she gets her camera
The Places In South Island Plays
Rhythm: "Appreciate the plains of Great Turquoise and Green Hill!
And Turquoise hill too, then there's the Meta Junglira jungle!
The ruins of Marble and Yellow Desert aren't run on the mill!
Like the hustle and bustle, in Starlight and Gigalopolis, don't bungle!"
The Song Ends
Harmony: "Good song, sis! Good song."
After the music video was released...
Melody: "We did it! Two educational musical videos! We're gonna be popular like you, Mom!"
Mina: "I love my kids, Ash!"
Ash: "Me too. Glad we were married. You taught them well."
Mina: she kisses Ash
The Next Day...
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Hello, class!"
The kids cheered for Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm
Mrs. Lightfoot: "Mongoose Triplets! Thanks for making your classmates smarter!"
Melody: "You're welcome! Whenever there's a new lesson, we are going to make a song about it in class!"
Mrs. Lightfoot: "I'm sure that isn't allowed."
Harmony: "Then we'll write the lyrics on our notebook."
Mrs. Lightfoot: "That's a better idea."
Rhythm: "We were taught everything by the Prower Sisters."
5:00 pm
A crowd was cheering
Manic: "Hello, everyone! I'm Manic the Hedgehog! I'm going to play some drums with my sister, who is a Queen of some place."
Sonia: "Where's Sonic?"
Sonic: "I'm here!"
Sonia: "We're gonna perform a-"
Mina: "Sorry. Today is not your day. It's the Forget-Me-Knots next."
Sonia: "Aw, shucks. Let's go back, brothers."
The three ran away from the stage
Melody: "Mom, it's our turn."
Ash: "Sorry, girls, but we have to perform our song."
Harmony: "But Dad, our songs don't just slap, they punch! And they're not just entertaining, they're educational! I mean, they are for edutainment purposes."
Ash: "You'll have to wait for us to finish our song."
Harmony: "OK!"
Max, Sharps, and Mach: "Let's perform."
Melody: "This is an outrage!"
Rhythm: "Why can't we sing our educational songs yet? Why can't we do it first?"
Mina: "By the way, girls, have patience, and the reason we're not letting you sing yet is because I don't think we're convinced enough to let you sing your songs before ours."
Rhythm: "OK!"
Harmony: "We're going to release your song in an album one day. Veronica, can you please record it?"
Veronica: "On it, Harmony." she gets a recorder
Melody: "Now, girls, let's take time to practice. All good musicians practice before performing on stage."
Harmony: "Practice makes perfect."
Rhythm: "Nah, nothing's perfect. How about we say practice makes popular?"
Melody: "That's deep!"
Riley: "That's not deep. The planet's core is deep."
Rob: "Very hot too."
Riley: "And we know what you're talking about. We're just here to make a joke. We're going back to the Rodents' Cage Of World Welfare."
Melody: "Oh no! You're evil!"
Riley: "WELFARE! Not warfare!"
Rob: "Although they do sound similar."
Harmony: "Oh. But you said welfare. Since you are part of the government, why do you always work for the Eggman Empire-"
Riley: "Harry the Hamster is the son of a government official, but his parents often neglect him, which is why he spends his time there."
The two rats run to the cage
Cream: "I wonder what Mrs. Mina is going to sing!"
Cake: "You're an adult, she's an adult, you're only 10 years younger than her, and you STILL call her Missis?"
Cream: "Courtesy titles are very important kids."
Cake: "If you care about that, why do you sometimes abandon your manners?"
Tails: "Your Mom always has a hard time with you, due to all of your crazy antics. That's why she sometimes abandons her manners."
Harmony: "We could help you!"
Parenting Advice Plays
Melody: "Hey, Tails!"
Harmony: "Hey, Tails!"
Rhythm: "Hey, Tails!"
Melody: she plays the banjo
Rhythm: she plays the drums
Harmony: "She's Cake, she's Candy, she's Cookie, and they're named after sweets!
They went to the Pranksters' Club which is really, really neat!
But at first you didn't allow them, making you not quite a treat!
But maybe that it was better that they went to the club of the bakers!
As you'd prevent them from becoming infamous troublemakers!
At least you and your wife Cream judging by this are risk-takers!
They're troublemakers!"
Melody and Rhythm: "They're troublemakers!"
Harmony: "They're troublemakers!"
Melody and Rhythm: "They're troublemakers!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "They're troublemakers, and there's nothing that you can do about that!
At least they are not that much of a bunch of brats!"
The song becomes smooth jazz as Melody switches instruments
Harmony: "So..."
A crowd turned to the 3 Mongooses
Harmony: "To make your daughters stay true to their names,
Teach them how to bake and have zero shame!
You first put the grease and flour in the pans
Preheat the oven to a temperature and
Prepare all of the ingredients, but
You can flavor them to stop them from tasting like gut!
You put all dry ingredients in one of the bowls
Use a wire whisk and add sugar to make it one of the best of Knotho-o-ole...."
The song becomes freeform jazz as Melody and Rhythm switch instruments again
Harmony: "You bring butter to the temperature of your room without conditions
Beat it 'till it's creamy if making it the best is your ambition.
Break the eggs and add them to the butter sugar mix!
And if you combine it with dry mixture, your cake nobody'd wanna nix!
Put the batter in the pan, and then you bake your cake!
When it's done, you cool it down, and then frost and give it to Jake!"
The song ended and the crowd cheered for the three girls
Ash: "Girls, what did I tell you about-“
Melody: “We weren’t even performing on stage.”
Ash: “OK, that’s fair, but perform somewhere else. We’re singing You Can Do Anything, so please get out.”
The girls ran away from the theater
Mina: “That’s better. Now let’s finally perform.”
You Can Do Anything Plays
Max, Sharps, and Mach: “10 – 10: Here we go again!
9 – 9: Don't fall behind!
8 – 8: Say, don't be late!
7 – 7: Destination heaven!
6 – 5: Stay alive!
4 – 3: Now it's you and me!
2 – 1: We're gonna have fun!
Say blast off, Hey!
Excalibur — It's not that far
What do you make? — Give and take
Going home — Time Zone
Check out Egg — He's never alone
Leather & Lace — Sixteen booty
What do you get? — Say, "fast jet!"
Doom Room — Cosmic Zoom
Heads up, Jake — It's Sonic Boom!”
Mina and Ash: “Toot-toot, Sonic Warrior - toot-toot, Sonic Warrior!”
Mina: “Your hour is near at hand
You've got the power to save the land!”
Ash: “Take a little chance - slip on through
Y'gotta survive no matter what you do
You gotta do for you!”
Mina: “Toot-toot, Sonic Warrior - Toot-toot, Sonic Warrior
The power is in your mind
To shake the planets and conquer time!”
All 5: “Toot-toot, Sonic Warrior - (Mina: “Deep in space and time!”)
Toot-toot, Sonic Warrior - (Mina: “Forever in your mind!”)”
Mina: “Nothing can survive the will to stay alive
'Cause if you try, you can do anything!”
All 5: “Toot-toot, Sonic Warrior - (Mina: “Always takes a chance!”)
Toot-toot, Sonic Warrior - (Mina: “Never says he can't!”)”
Mina: “Nothing can survive the will to stay alive
'Cause if you try, you can do anything!”
The crowd cheered for the 5
Mina: “Thank you all! This is Mina Mongoose the Songoose, and my husband Ash, and the instrument players Max, Sharps, and Mach!”
Tomorrow…
The kids cheered for the three sisters
Melody: “Thank you, my friends!”
Harmony: “We’d love to sing another song for you!”
Kids threw King Cobras at the trio
Mrs. Lightfoot: “Hey! That’s not nice!”
Cake: “On paper it’s not, but a snake is a mongoose’s favorite type of meat.”
Diet Song Plays
Rhythm plays rock instruments
Melody: “If you live life as a Mobini snake
Then for best meal, you will take our cake!”
Harmony: “And have a dirty bathroom as a Mobian cat
You’re gonna love things like mice and rats!”
Melody: “We have a similar diet to the humans on Earth
But if you’re a pig, for your diet pork isn’t worth!”
Harmony: “You’d be a cannibal if you are beef as a bull or cow!
If you eat poultry as a chicken, stop now!”
Melody and Harmony: “We are Mobians, and we’re on Mobius!
We can be anthropomorphic or not, but if you’re not, you ain’t a wuss!
Us animals have distinct diets from one another!
So if you think they’re rude, they’re not, so don’t bother!”
The song ends
The crowd cheered
Mrs. Lightfoot: “You just sang a rock song that is meant to go against my statement of being rude by throwing snakes at you? Snakes have VENOM!”
Mina: “Mrs. Lightfoot, we mongooses are resistant to snake venom!”
Mrs. Lightfoot: “Good point.”
Rhythm: “What’s wrong, Miss? Got poor marks on Mobian Biology when you studied it?”
Mrs. Lightfoot: “No.”
Riley: “It’s just mongoose bodies aren’t talked about much in schools. That’s why we aren’t bothered when we see hedgehogs eat snails or frogs and chameleons eating flies.”
The End!
== Persuasion Song ==
Mina and Ash: “And now, ladies and gentlemen, the three ways of persuasion sung in the tune of Blue Danube Waltz!”
The crowd cheers as the song starts
Melody: “Pathos is about…
Emotional appeal!”
Harmony: “Logos is about…
Stats or if it’s real!”
Rhythm: “Ethos is about…
All those ideals!”
Melody: “Pathos is also…
Getting those feels!”
Harmony: “Logos is also…
Is it real? This meal?”
Rhythm: “Ethos is also…
A good moral deal…”
All 3: “That’s how we explain…
All the three! All the three ways to persuade, easy and plain!”
The crowd cheered for the three
Mina and Ash: “We love those girls. We raised them well.”
The End!
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