The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off: Featuring Peter Griffin!

The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off: Featuring Peter Griffin! is the ninth episode of "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off". In this episode, Peter Griffin visits Bikini Bottom.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with a shot of SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is walking around, on his off day.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Gary.
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: How did you know I was gonna do that?
*[Cut to SpongeBob opening his library door.]
*SpongeBob: Let's see.
*[SpongeBob starts pulling books out of his shelf.]
*SpongeBob: The Playbook, Among Us Imposter Stories, Super Mario Bros, no, no, no!
*[He finds the right book!
*SpongeBob: Ah, here it is! The Legendary Tale of a Man Named.... PETER!!!
*Gary: Meow?
*SpongeBob: Who is Peter, well, let's tell this tale.
==The Legendary Tale of a Man Named Peter==
Once upon a time, in a city called Quahog, there was a man named Peter.
Peter was a man of big weight, a white shirt, green pants, in the century it took place in, the year was late.
*SpongeBob: You know, this book isn't as good as I thought it was.
*Gary: Meow (in agreement)
Peter was talking to his friend Cleveland, when something just happened, without reason.
Cleveland's house exploded, out of nowhere, both Peter and Cleveland were really scared.
"What the hell!" Peter exclaimed. For as we all know, Peter is gay.
Peter wondered who exploded the house, he checked everywhere, even his wife's blouse.
But poor little Peter could not find the man who destroyed Cleveland's residence.
Peter would have to live in resentment, without ever knowing who truly did it, but things would soon turn good for Peter, who felt like a peasant.
Six years later, when Griffin was older, he took a quick look under his shoulder, and he found his little boy named Stewie, grinning with an evil look on face. Oh phooey.
"Stewie" Mr. Peter Griffin said
"Why do you have such a look on your head?"
"I'll tell you why," Stewie said eagerly.
"It was I who exploded the house," this time said evilly.
Peter wondered why his kid would do such a thing, he thought and he thought, the grass is green.
Nevertheless, he could find no reason for his evil son Stewie's treason.
Thus, Stewie walked off scott-free, a slap on the wrist, no little thing.
But Peter was not going to let that slide, and he saved the city of Quahog this time.
Stewie was digging under the city, planting bombs, that behavior's kind of shitty.
But thankfully Peter Griffin caught him. If not, the whole city would be in a fiery coffin.
"Stewie!" Peter exclaimed angrily.
"Why would you ever do such a thing?"
"Well it's simple" Stewie said, not distraught.
"I'm simply doing this to move forward the plot."
"Oh," Peter said.
"I see, but this time you're not walking away scott-free."
And so, Stewie was haunted by Scott. Scott who? Scott the Woz.
And that my friends is the story of Peter.
Peter, Peter, so awesome, Peter.
*SpongeBob: Wow! That story was amazing! Peter saved his whole city, and everyone in it. I can't help but be proud of him.
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: PETER'S COMING TO BIKINI BOTTOM?
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO EPIC!
*[He sees Donald Trump.]
*SpongeBob: HOLY CRAP! DONALD TRUMP?
*Donald Trump: Hello, SpongeBob. I'd like to help you find Peter.
*SpongeBob: Awesome sauce! Let me see if I have to be somewhere...
*[SpongeBob grabs a paper.]
*SpongeBob: Aw, man! I have to do "sex" with Kuromi! I'm sorry, Trump, but I can't
*Donald Trump: Well, that's alright. Go do that. I'll be back sometime.
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks, Trump. You're so considerate.
*Narrator: Later...
*[Cut to Kuromi walking about in Downtown Bikini Bottom.]
*Kuromi: Doot-doot-doot, doot-doot-doot.
*[Suddenly, SpongeBob jumps in out of nowhere.]
*Kuromi: WHAT THE HECK?!?
*SpongeBob: Kuromi! We have to sex now!
*[The two look at the camera.]
*SpongeBob: You were a lot funnier before November 15th, bends. Anyway, I need help finding Peter Griffin. I probably would've found him already, but I shooed off Trump. Could you help me find him?
*Kuromi: THE PETER GRIFFIN? LIKE "Hey, Lois" PETER GRIFFIN?!?!
*SpongeBob: Yes, yes! That Peter!
*Kuromi: WE HAVE TO FIND HIM!
*Donald Trump: I'm still here.
*SpongeBob: Yeah.. I've gotta go, Trump.
*[Gun Ricochet. Cut to SpongeBob and Kuromi.]
*SpongeBob: So, where do you think we'd find Peter?
*Kuromi: Well, I don't know. Where does Peter like to go?
*SpongeBob: Well...
*[Cut to "The Drunken Clam". Family Guy transition music plays over it.]
*SpongeBob: He doesn't seem to be here.
*Kuromi: You said he would be here, why isn't he!
*SpongeBob: I might've forgotten to mention this, but Peter is actually in Bikini Bottom.
*Kuromi: Oooh!
*[Cut back to Bikini Bottom.]
*SpongeBob: Well, where do we look now?
*Kuromi: Not to worry! I'll lead the way!
*[Transition to a montage of them going to locations. You're Nice plays over it.]
*[1. The Wash!.]
*SpongeBob: Nope. But look, these things are fun!
*[SpongeBob looks at his reflection in the washer and laughs.]
*[2. The Krusty Krab.]
*Kuromi: Yeah... no.
*[3. First Nautical Bank.]
*Bank Teller: Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?
*SpongeBob: Uhh, savings.
*Bank Teller: May I please see some identification?
*SpongeBob: Sure. [Takes out his ID.] Here ya go.
*Bank Teller: Thank you.
*[The bank teller types on the cash register.
*Bank Teller: Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts.
*SpongeBob: Oh.
*[4. Mr. Zabs' House.]
*SpongeBob: Well, I've looked all around, but Peter's not here.
*Mr. Zabs: Can you guys keep it down? The show where the guy is getting hit by a coconut is on.
*Kuromi: Will we ever figure out that show's name?
*[Cut to outside the house]
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks Kuromi. Now we'll never find Peter!
*Kuromi: No, no, no. I'm not done lookin'.
*[Cut to Mariland.]
*SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm not trusting you with directions again.
*My Sweet Piano: [Sheep noises.]
*Kuromi: You know what? Let's just.. let's just get out of here, right?
*[Suddenly, My Melo appears.]
*My Melody: Oh hi, Kuromi!
*[Gun Ricochet.]
*My Melody: Eh? Where'd she go?
*SpongeBob: I don't know. I'm getting out of here too.
*[Cut to Pac-Man.]
*SpongeBob: How did we even get here?
*Kuromi: I dunno.
*[Bubble transition. Lap Steel.]
*SpongeBob: There's no hope now. It's almost night, we'll never find Peter.
*Kuromi: Well, at least we visited all those places.
*SpongeBob: That's true. The Wash was pretty fun.
*Kuromi: Yeah.
*SpongeBob: Well, I'm gonna talk with Patrick.
*Kuromi: Oh, ok. Bye, bye.
*SpongeBob: See you later.
*[Bubble transition.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
*Patrick: Oh, hey SpongeBob.
*[Pause.]
*Patrick: I JUST SAW THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!
*SpongeBob: REALLY!!!
*Patrick: YEAH!! Look.
*[He pulls out a photo of him and Peter Griffin.]
*SpongeBob: What! Where was he?
*Patrick: He was at the least obvious place ever!
*[Cut to the place.]
*SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom Boats?
*Patrick: Yeah, look! He said he was gonna stay here all day!
*Peter Griffin: Oh hey, Patrick.
*SpongeBob: [His eyes turn into bombs, and his head explodes.] OH MY GOD! PETER!!!! OH MY GOD!!! WOW!!! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE YOU AND... JUST OH MY GOD!!!!
*Peter Griffin: Woah. You okay?
*SpongeBob: Yeah, it's just... I'm a huge fan!
*Peter Griffin: As long as you're not Stan, it's ok.
*SpongeBob: Who's Stan?
*Peter Griffin: Oh, you don't know? Eminem?
*SpongeBob: Oh. Well, Peter, could you sign this for me?
*Peter Griffin: Of course!!
*[Peter signs the paper. It is a photo of him.]
*SpongeBob: Thanks, Peter!
*Peter Griffin: No problem!
*[SpongeBob walks away. Cut to him on the way home.]
*SpongeBob: Wow. I really met Peter Griffin. I can't believe it. I bet I'll remember this for the rest of my life! [Laughter.] Yeah, of course I won't.
*SpongeBob (narrating): I remembered it clearly for the rest of my life.
*[Cut to SpongeBob going to bed.]
*SpongeBob: Good night, Bikini Bottom.
*[Cut to black. Fade in from Black.]
*Kuromi: You met Peter Griffin?
*SpongeBob: Yeah! It was awesome!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Peter Griffin? I'm a huge fan!
*[End.]
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