The Uncertain Gift Shop

== Pre-Game ==
Opening Quote: This is the first episode of You Don’t Know Jack DeviantArt. I’m your host, Cookie Masterson, and don’t worry! I’m wearing pants this time!
Sponsor Slogan: The Uncertain Gift Shop: For those times when you’re not sure if they’re really your friend!
== Round 1 ==
=== Question One Title: Snoop (Blue) Dogg ===
Pre-Question: I’m sure we’ve all seen or at least heard of the show Blue’s Clues, and the reboot, Blue’s Clues & You. Either way, here’s a question about it:
Question: Suppose when the first host left, the producers of Blue’s Clues wanted to replace him with someone who has the same name. Who would they hire?
* A: The guy from Roblox
* B: The guy from Minecraft
* C: The guy from Terraria
* D: The guy from Fortnite
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Oof! Just missed it!
Wrong Answer 2: (C) Just like Terraria, your brain is limited.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) You’re not getting the Victory Royale if you keep this up!
Correct Answer: (B) Even through he started out unnamed, fans of Minecraft dubbed the protagonist "Steve"; the same name as the original host of Blue’s Clues. So, he’d be likely to get the part.
Post-Question: I don’t know about you, but a Minecraft version of Blue’s Clues doesn’t seem normal. Not well-rounded at all! (Rimshot) Thank you!
=== Question Two Title: I wonder who’s missing===
Question: What would you NOT see Alice doing in the original Wonderland?
* A: Playing hide and seek with the Cheshire Cat
* B: Having a tea party with the Mad Hatter
* C: Asking Tweedledee and Tweedledum for directions
* D: Painting white roses red for the Queen of Hearts
Wrong Answer 1: (A) That’s strange. Your score was just there and now it’s gone!
Wrong Answer 2: (B) Are you mad?!
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Off with your head!
Correct Answer: (C) Even though they appeared in the Disney movie, Tweedledee and Tweedledum didn’t appear in the original book by Lewis Carrol. They were in the sequel called Through the Looking-Glass.
Post-Question: Where could they be in the original book? This isn’t a joke. I legitimately want to know.
===Question Three Title: Dinosaur, Bacon, Famous Actor, or Computer?!===
Question: Named after a Marvel villain.
* A: Dinosaur
* B: Bacon
* C: Famous Actor
* D: Computer
Wrong Answer 1: (B) Look, bacon isn’t always the answer.
Wrong Answer 2: (C) (Crowd booing)
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Crashed!
Correct Answer: (A) Living during the Santonian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period, Thanos Simonattoi was named after the Marvel Comics villain, Thanos.
Post-Question: And now we know how the dinosaurs went extinct! They just didn’t feel so good.
===Question Four Title: This speech will get all the views! (DisOrDat)===
I’m going to list off seven names. For each one, tell me if they’re…
A world leader
Or…
A YouTube celebrity
# Winston Churchill: LEADER
# Mahatma Gandhi: LEADER
# Ray William Johnson: YOUTUBER
# Rossana Pansino: YOUTUBER
# Joseph Stalin: LEADER
# Ian Hecox: YOUTUBER
# Nelson Mandela: LEADER
7 out of 7: I’ll subscribe to that!
5 out of 7: I’ll like it, but I won’t leave you a comment!
3 out of 7: Not good. Just like our last president.
0 out of 7: And now I’ve just unsubscribed.
Post-Question: Imagine if world leaders back then were alive today. They’d just be on YouTube watching cat videos and leaving speeches about them in the comments.
===Question Five Title: His Starchy Weakness===
Question: Suppose Captain Underpants joined DC’s Justice League. If he were to get in a fight, which supervillain would be able to easily defeat him?
* A: Doomsday
* B: The Joker
* C: General Zod
* D: Weather Wizard
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Doomsday killed Superman. Just like how this answer killed your score!
Wrong Answer 2: (B) (Laughing) You’re dumb.
Wrong Answer 3: (C) Kneel before this wrong answer!
Correct Answer: (D) In the children’s book of the same name, Captain Underpants turns back into Mr. Krupp when water is poured on his head. And since Weather Wizard controls all types of weather, all he’d have to do is make it rain and the rest is history.
Post-Question: Yeah, needless to say, Weather Wizard’s got this in the bag. Or pants.
==Round 2==
=== Question Six Title: Hello, ween!===
Question: Which horror movie was made closest to Halloween?
* A: Halloween
* B: Unfriended
* C: Cooties
* D: Friday the 13th
Wrong Answer 1: (C) No, you have cooties!
Wrong Answer 2: (D) Stu Stu Stu Pid Pid Pid…
Wrong Answer of the Game: (B) I’m about to unfriend your score. (Chicken clucking) But I won’t have to! Because this is the wrong answer of the game and you’ve just won… (Reveal) A hug coupon from the Uncertain Gift Shop! Be honest: Can you really put a price on friendship? Of course, you can!
Correct Answer: (A) Released in October in 1978, Halloween was the closest film to being released on Halloween. The others came in September or earlier.
Post-Question: I know, I know, that question was kind of a gimmie. But hey! Be grateful we didn’t ask you about math in the first episode!
===Question Seven Title: A question about math in the first episode===
Question: What’s the square root of nine?
* A: As many planets in the Solar System
* B: As many Little Pigs
* C: As many seasons of Friends
* D: 24
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Are we counting Pluto? Either way, you’re wrong.
Wrong Answer 2: (C) Someone told you life was gonna make you wrong! (Capping)
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Look, that’s way too much! Just like your score. Think I’ll take some of that off for you.
Correct Answer: (B) There were Three Little Pigs and the square root of nine is three.
Post-Question: I gotta tell ya, math isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. My math teacher said I’d be doing great things, and now I’m hosting a trivia show on an art website.
===Question Eight Title: The clue is in the name ===
Question: Do you know Jack?
* A: Yes, he’s the Resident Evil protagonist.
* B: Yes, he’s the host of Saturday Night Live.
* C: Yes, he has a YouTube channel.
* D: No, I don’t.
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Let me check… (Typing) Well, there’s a Jack Baker, but he’s a serial killer. I’m just gonna count this as wrong.
Wrong Answer 2: (B) Goodnight, score!
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Well, you’re right about one thing. And that’s you don’t know the answer to this question.
Correct Answer: (C) There are multiple Jacks on the video-sharing website YouTube. Jacksfilms, JackSepticEye, and maybe you if your name’s Jack!
Post-Question: Even Jack Black has a YouTube channel! I’m serious. Look it up. I’ll give you a minute. (Silence) Found it? Yeah, life’s funny, isn’t it?
===Question Nine Title: iSeeyou===
Pre-Question Transcript:
(Cue opening for "It’s the Put the Choices into Order Then Buzz in and See if You Are Right… Question")
Cookie: If you get this right, I’ll add $1,000 to your score.
Question: Put these pieces of "I" media in order from earliest to latest: iPhone, I, Robot, iCarly.
* A: Robot, Carly, Phone
* B: Phone, Carly, Robot
* C: Robot, Phone, Carly
* D: Phone, Robot, Carly
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Malfunction! Malfunction!
Wrong Answer 2: (B) (Phone ringing) Its your score calling. It’s breaking up with you.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) You’ll rue the day!
Correct Answer: (C) The movie I, Robot was released in 2004, the original iPhone came out in June of 2007, and the first episode of iCarly aired in September of 2007.
Post-Question: Wait, was this question a setup for me to say Ai-yi-yi? It was a setup, wasn’t it?!
===Question Ten Title: Renaissancunga, dude!===
Question: Which of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles probably draws the worst paintings on top of pizza boxes?
* A: Leonardo
* B: Donatello
* C: Michelangelo
* D: Raphael
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Dude, you’re totally wrong!
Wrong Answer 2: (C) Much like Michelangelo’s pizzas, there is so much wrong with this answer.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) (Gagging) Sorry, almost Raph’d in my mouth.
Correct Answer: (B) The Ninja Turtles were named after the Fathers of the Renaissance. And Donatello, the human, was a sculptor. Not a painter.
Post-Question: Off topic, but I suddenly feel in the mood for pizza with strange toppings. Weird.
==Round 3/Jack Attack ==
Clue: Making it big
Pre-Attack: What did these guys make? Good luck!
# Stephan King = Carrie
# Albert Einstein = Theory of Relativity
# Masahiro Sakurai = Super Smash Bros.
# Thomas Edison = Phonograph
# Samuel Morse = Morse Code
# Hán Xin = Chess
# Thomas Jefferson = Declaration of Independence
Post Game: A lot of you don’t know this, but I’m also an inventor! I recently made a device that lets you read minds. Here, let me demonstrate. (Silence) Oh, that’s horrible! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Slam
YOU DON’T KNOW JACK!
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