Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune is a shame show and a Satanic ritual. It has been on TV ever since TV was invented, and is hosted by the immortal Pat Sajak and Vanna White.
The show involves a spinning wheel, word puzzles, and buying vowels. If you win, you get to keep your soul. If you land on “BANKRUPT”, then you lose your money and your soul.
Wheel of Fortune is often paired with another shame show called Jeopardy!, which is also a Satanic ritual, but slightly less Satanic than the Wheel.
==History==
Wheel of Fortune started as a circus attraction, part of the Beelzebub Brothers Circus. It didn’t do very well until they started showing it on TV. It became extremely popular because at the time it premiered, there was nothing else good on TV.
Wheel of Fortune is a popular show, even today, because it easily entertains old people and children. Also, it’s the only thing on opposite the UnNFL.
==Rules==
The official rules of the show are a highly-classified secret kept in an underground bunker at Sony studios. To this date, nobody has figured them out, and several people have gone mad trying to figure them out.
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