Crazysponge spends 10 years behind bars

crazysponge spends 10 years behind bars is the eighth episode of Season Two of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[The episode begins with CrazySponge on his patio sipping coffee in front of his gorgeous garden.]
CrazySponge: (sips) Aaah… that Box Productions money gets you some brilliant views. Oh, what I’d give to get that gal from the Goofy Movie and frolic in those flowers…
[There’s a knocking on the door.]
CrazySponge: Oh, I wonder who that could be. Probably Bot wanting to write more of the Meme World sequel.
Bot: (yelling from off screen) I never want to do that!
CrazySponge: Oh, do be quiet, honey. We might have company.
[CrazySponge walks to the door and opens it, to be greeted with Dan in police uniform.]
Dan: Sir, come with me down to the Degenerate Police Station.
CrazySponge: (gasps) How could I be a degenerate? That’s a term I reserve for the working-class peasants, my Box Productions slaves, women, other race--
Dan: [on a walkie-talkie] Mute CrazySponge. Copy. Mute CrazySponge. Over.
CrazySponge: [mouths words but is completely silent, a mute button symbol appears in his eyes]
Dan: Now come with me, Mr. Sponge.
[Cut to an interrogation room where CrazySponge is tied up to a chair against a table with Dan yelling, hands on the table.]
Dan: I REPEAT! WHERE WERE YOU AT 11PM LAST NIGHT WHEN HOOPLA FISH WAS--oh fuck i forgot i muted him
[He presses a button on a remote that unmutes the sponge]
Dan: Now speak.
CrazySponge: o
[Cut to CrazySponge getting thrown in a prison cell with fellow criminals Zoltan, Locky Robster, Paul Renaud and Golfpecks256.]
CrazySponge: So, what are you guys in here for?
Zoltan: war crimes
Locky Robster: hate crimes
Paul Renaud: sex crimes
Golfpecks256: All of the above.
CrazySponge: Hey, at least I’m in good company. (shrugs)
[An egregious laugh track plays as each criminal eyes up CrazySponge and start whispering in a group.]
Locky Robster: Yeah, I’m afraid we’ll have to kill you.
CrazySponge: W-why?
Golfpecks256: I am appalled by how nicely you treat your Box Productions workers.
Paul Renaud: Yeah, I’m personally disgusted in how all of your victims are over the age of 16.
Zoltan: You’re as bad as that bitch SpongeBot678.
CrazySponge: Hey! Only I can speak like that about my wife!
Zoltan: Your wife, huh?
[Cut to Zoltan throwing pieces of CrazySponge’s limbs at a dart board.]
Golfpecks256: Don’t you think using Vice President Sponge’s carcass as a sport is rather detestable? Heinous and deplorable? Not civilised behaviour?
Zoltan: Hey, don’t look at me. Renaud’s the one who came up with the idea of reusing the body.
[Cut to Renaud with his tongue down CrazySponge’s disembodied head.]
Locky Robster: (wearing a “White Lives Matter” T-shirt) You disgust me.
[We hear moaning but not from Renaud, from the disembodied head, which separates from Renaud.]
CrazySponge: WHAT THE
Locky Robster: (now wearing a “Never trust a hoe when she ain’t making you a sandwich” T-shirt) He’s still alive.
Zoltan: Oh, yeah, I forgot to boil all these body parts, so they’re all still sentient.
Golfpecks256: YOU!
Paul Renaud: oh god oh fuck
CrazySponge: I gotta say, Paul, you are a good kisser. Almost as good as Bot.
[Zoltan cocks an assault rifle and shoots CrazySponge’s head dead.]
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