Shit-Brick

"Be wary of he who is a shit and he who is a brick. They cannot be trusted! For they come bearing the fruits of despair! They will take your pride as a Verditian and twist it into a soulless self-indulgence!"
-Someone who was for sure not a shit-brick.Intro
A shit-brick is the lowest form of any standard Verditian. Once a Verditian is labeled a shit-brick, he/she is often stripped of most rights and quite often is the exception to standardized precedents.
Becoming a Shit-Brick
Becoming a shit-brick is incredibly difficult. To do so you must actually betray your loyalty to Kelm and her people by challenging the authority of the Verdish Elite.
While most Verditians would never let such insanity crawl into the darkest depths of their primitive minds: Some unfortunately do.
Examples of Shit-Bricks
Skull Krasher is one of the most renowned Shit Bricks. Often finding himself the shameful recipient of this title.
Skull Krasher's Shit-Brick tendencies are frankly too numerous to list for Antioch could not afford the server space required to keep such a record. But some examples are as followed:
* Refuses laps at least 86.7% of the time
* Refuses to share ice-cream sandwiches with his brothers
* Un-ironically likes sportsball
* Casually uses the word 'dank' (Much like how Derath casually uses the word troglodyte when referring to someone not him. Che learned it from chim)
* Wont surrender his phone to the Verditian Lord (aka hopes Derath will die)
* Asserts that he has "personal" items even though he lives in Soviet Verdite where there is no such thing.
* Leaves high-functioning forges to talk to his mother about the states he's visited for TWO FUCKING HOURS
* Doesn't go to his own birthday party where his brothers and sisters have slaved to put on a night HE AGREED TO GO TO.
* Is confirmed to actually be a lizard person
* Asserts he has nephews and uses said fictional characters to abandon his brothers
Shit-Brick Status
Fortunately for Shit-Bricks, the title is not permanent and is often only asserted for a period of 24 hours. This however does not mean that the title cannot be re-applied in never-ending sequences should the Verditian in question require it.
Shit-Brick Gallery
Here are some photos of members who once held the shit-brick status:
false warlord.png|Hypoglycemia, the false warlord
19243638_1498724126844761_849683346_o.jpg|Skull, in his natural state
21100737_10155245168204064_835310676_n.jpg|Ara, destroyer of worlds
spine-lumbar.png|The Verditian Lord's Spine
sewing.jpg|Talen's Sewing Machine
e9ab0a9c62b303ef651379937b86ff68.jpg|Veloth's world-view