Canon Timeline

== Day 1 ==
The story begins when the squad first landed on a random chunk in Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34, in galaxy alpha to be precise.
At this time, it was heavily infected with T̴̸̷̷̵͈͌ ̵̶̵̷̷̞̏ē̷̶̷̷̸ͅr̷̵̴̵̷͓͗ ̷̶̶̶̴͍̑m̶̸̴̸̴͔͋ị̵̴̵̵̴͂t̷̸̷̸̷̘͒ ̸̸̸̸̷̻̍e̴̷̷̵̴̟̽s̷̷̸̵̵͈͂. The squad had been devising ways on how to get rid of them, when r4i suggested he use his omniversal pesticide kit, but Lbp and Mr. P explained it to be of no use, lest r4i intended to take them out along with the T̴̸̷̷̵͈͌ ̵̶̵̷̷̞̏ē̷̶̷̷̸ͅr̷̵̴̵̷͓͗ ̷̶̶̶̴͍̑m̶̸̴̸̴͔͋ị̵̴̵̵̴͂t̷̸̷̸̷̘͒ ̸̸̸̸̷̻̍e̴̷̷̵̴̟̽s̷̷̸̵̵͈͂. Eventually, they got rid of them manually with the help of some hyperlaser guns and later made themselves home and terraformed a Planet later to be named Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼͂̄͛̄͂. 
Shortly afterward, LBP planted E seeds, and Mr. P hid his Secret Plands seeds within them. R4i, after creating a small green star to drive the vegetation's photosynthetic processes, began to explore and ended up finding a small mammalian creature. Unexpectedly, a meteor came out of the sky, infecting the former two's crops. 
The E plants did not react immediately and instead remained stationary, while the Secret Pland just grew legs and ran off. The latter then spore-infected r4i and the small creature. R4i hypothesized that he could cure his condition with E fruit, but the E plant, upon merging its' roots and forming a bEing, ran away. However, Pic caught up to it and bombed it, and killed it. Or so he thought, for The bEing fired a seed out of its chest which gave it enough recoil to fly 7 distance away. 
Soon after, Pic finally managed to get ahold of the secret pland, revealed to be a plump onion. To Pic's dismay, It was burned by Lbp immediately upon the later noticing it. He then proceeds to call Lbp a "FUCKING BLONGAL CLAMPONGAL PIECE OF SHITTY SHIT" for his misdeed. 
Lbp disregards this and offers some seeds to r4i, to which he accepts but rules that he will not plant them immediately due to planning on documenting information of the mammalian being he acquired. During r4i's research, he gets to acquaint himself with the being to the point of naming it and wanting to go out and find more of its kind. Unfortunately, his expedition for some was cut short when he came across a bEing who greets him before landing a blow in his groin. R4i inquired about why it was being a dipshit, and recieved another blow in the testicles before slaying the cocky bEing. 
R4i decided to get to the bottom of the generation of bEings, and found out rather quickly that a trEE grown out of a seed was responsible for the new wave of beings. Mr P. followed behind and suggested burning down the trEE, to which r4i enthusiastically agreed. They did so, but afther doing so they found the tree to be resilient to ignition, even with the use of X̵̶̴̶̸̸̷̷̴̵̵̸̴̵̷p̵̸̷̸̶̴̵̵̵̸̸̶̴̸̴l̶̵̸̵̷̶̶̶̸̶̶̶̴̴̶r̴̸̸̷̸̵̶̴̴̷̴̴̸̶̶e̷̷̵̷̸̵̴̷̴̵̴̷̸̵̶µ̶̷̸̶̵̷̷̴̴̵̶̸̶̷̶ñ̸̸̸̴̵̷̶̵̷̷̷̵̸̵̵f̶̵̴̴̶̷̴̴̴̶̶̴̷̸̷0̴̵̵̴̸̸̵̴̵̸̸̸̴̴̷0̴̶̵̷̶̴̸̴̷̷̷̶̴̶̷g̴̴̴̶̷̸̸̶̸̸̸̴̷̸̷A̵̴̴̶̷̸̷̴̴̵̵̸̵̴̵, and soon the two met themselves with a horde of enraged bEings. R4i distracted the bEings while Mr. P prepared the_weapon. Mr. P finally got rid of them and the trEE with said weapon, and soon afterward the latecomer Trumpet of chaos got a recap by Mr. P. 
Not knowing what to do next, Mr. P asked r4i for suggestions and four soon found themselves mining for resources. Mr. P reveals lemone, something that piqued r4i's interest upon discovery. Mr. P generously gave some of the material to r4i for research and was thanked for it before the latter got to work. Mr P eventually tuned in to the studies, only for one of his contributions to lead to a non-material explosion that de-rezzed the whole planet. Mr. P resulted blind for an interval of time and took a rest only to find the planet in its' current state after regaining vision. R4i explains the situation and the two proceed to restore the planet to its' previous condition. This exhausted r4i and led him to take a rest, and after the rest he woke to an extremely untidy room and a convict for the misdeed. After calling out the mammalian creature (revealed to be named Guritchi by r4i), r4i cleaned and re-organized his living quarters with the aid of Pic. 
After this, Pic rested and r4i went to look out for lith, only to abandon his search and rest as well. 
== Day 2 ==
After this occurred, several unremarkable events happened, such as the gang getting high, lbp being subject to tentacles, and various other wacky misadventures. After the first of these, a pineapple struck PIC in the head, and promptly disintegrated. It later reformed into two pineapples, which wrought general havoc upon the gang as they continued to multiply and reproduce. They eventually skedaddled, and the gang was met with peace. They later came back, and were detained and experimented on by PIC and R4 while LBP did stuff in his labbo. They were eventually exiled from the planet after becoming too much of a burden to deal with, and sent to a planet that would soon be known as Pineappolis. The gang was then greeted by an army of EEpole armed with sprongle guns, leading to PIC being momentarily and involuntarily sprongled. He regenerated, and the EEpole presented their LEader, who engaged in peace negotiations with the gang. He was then subjected to an attempted assassination by Goudar the Grotesque, who would not appear again until much later. LBP scronched him, and the LEader made a quick recovery. (TBA) 
Only a little while after the E plants and the Secret Pland did their things Infinity Stonklet came along and decided to commit mass dimensional sluaghticide upon the flora and Fauna of the plant leaving not much left alive in his wake he also started making a sandwihh