Agents of W.A.D.E./First Day

This is the first issue of Agents of W.A.D.E.
==Transcript==
The issue starts at the bus stop in a Queens suburb as MJ is almost missing the bus to Midtown High.
*MJ: No!
She rushes into the bus and quickly jumps in it.
*MJ: (panting) Whew! Just in time.
She sighs as she sits next to Kitty and Cassie.
*Kitty: There you are, girl. What happened?
*MJ: Almost missed the bus. This whole week was a disaster! A huge one! And it ain't Friday yet.
Flashback starts with both Sinthea and Felicia bullying her.
*Felicia: Little Brain Watson, catch!
She throws a football at her as it hits her.
*MJ: Ow!
It then cuts to her locker as Sinthea places a rat on it. She leaves laughing as MJ then comes and opens it. She ends up screaming.
*MJ: (panicked) A rat came into my locker!
Sinthea then sneaks behind her and throws her into the locker and closes it as flashback ends.
*Cassie: Dang...
*Kitty: Geez, why always you?
*Cassie: Ain't that obvious? Even if she's pretty, she's also a bookworm, also known as a nerd. And nerds are hated.
*MJ: I qualify myself more as a cross between a nerd and a geek. But that explains why I am usually bullied.
*Kitty: Can't argue with that. So, what do we have today?
*Cassie: For lunch?
*Kitty: Yeah.
*Cassie: I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.
*Kitty: Oh, yummy! I love spaghetti and meatballs.
*MJ: So do I.
*Cassie: I guess.
Suddenly, a trapdoor comes out of the bus and the three girls fall on it.
*MJ: (scared) What the heck is going on?
*Kitty: No clue!
*Cassie: I wonder where this is going to stop...
They land at a rather strange room.
*MJ: What is this place?
*Wade: (VO) The Afterlife.
*Kitty: Wait, are we dead? That means you're God?
*Wade: (VO) Kidding!
He turns the chair to them while petting a cat.
* MJ: That mask of yours... are you Spider-Man?
*Wade: (laughs) I wish... but it's just me, Deadpool.
*Kitty: Hey, I know you! Wolverine told me you were a lousy Canadian!
*Wade: Wolverine, eh? Look who's talking! He's Canadian as well! Pretty lousy too. The only thing he likes more than fighting is a can of beer, some Canadian bacon and hockey on TV. Does that sound like a good mentor?
*Cassie: (laughs) Burnt! Oooh!
*Kitty: Aw crud!
*MJ: Hold on, let me see if i got it. You're a vigilante, right?
*Wade: Technically. Like how Nickelback is technically a band.
*Cassie: Or like how Seth Rogen is technically an actor?
*Wade: I guess. But anyway, let me explain the reason you're here.
*Kitty: Finally. Is this a timeshare presentation?
*Wade: No... Lemme explain. You guys know spies?
They nod.
*MJ: So? Is there any reason to ask about it?
*Wade: I run a spy group. And you girls fit all of the criteria...
*Cassie: How so?
She reveals archive footing of them over the screen.
*MJ: I honestly forgot that I was on the cheerleading team.
*Wade: And you still make a fuss over your nerd status? Look at you, you're cute, nice and kind and kinda athletic too. Also...
He shows Mary Jane next to Peter as Spider-Man upside down.
*MJ: True.
The other two look at it.
*Peter: (archive footage) Wow, I can't believe this. You sure you want to go on with this?
*MJ: (archive footage, giggles) Face it, tiger, you've just hit the jackpot.
*Peter: (archive footage) Wait, you know my true identity?
She takes his mask off.
*MJ: (archive footage) That voice and physique of yours don't fool me, Peter.
She kisses him as the other two are shocked.
*Kitty: Lucky.
*Cassie: Yeah!
*Wade: Ahem! Focus?!
They do so.
*Wade: Good. We have a major problem going on. Heard of Hydra?
*Kitty: A bit of.
*Cassie: (jokingly) Hail Hydra.
They glare at her.
*Cassie: Kidding!
*Wade: Better be. Speaking of it, my girlfriend Vanessa got some shocking information about it.
*Kitty: Wait, you went back to her? I thought you were happy being with Death.
*Wade: I'm not immortal, you dingus. And I would rather love someone who could die around the same time as I do.
*MJ: Aww, that's so heartwarming...
*Cassie: Agreed.
*Wade: Focus, please?
*MJ: Fine.
He shows a photo of Crossbones in the screen.
*Wade: This is Brock Rumlow aka Crossbones, one of Hydra's most formidable henchmen. He is a skilled assassin who can easily take down any kind of menace he finds out. Are you up for this challenge?
*Kitty: How dangerous is this?
*Wade: Kinda dangerous.
Cassie almost freaks out. MJ hugs her.
*MJ: Easy there, Cassie... It's all good now. Trust me.
She stops worrying about it.
*Cassie: I'm good now. Luckily.
*Wade: But no worries, two of you got powers and I will supply gadgets too.
Kitty and Cassie cheer as MJ crosses her arms.
*MJ: (grumbles) It sucks being me.
*Wade: That's why I'm supplying gadgets.
He presses a button on his desk as a bunch of gadgets appear.
*Wade: From all of you, Ms. Watson will need a larger arsenal, given the fact she has no powers.
She sticks her tongue out to Kitty and Cassie.
*Kitty: Not cool!
*Cassie: Yeah!
*MJ: Shut up! I deserve some spotlight as well! Get it?
*Kitty and Cassie: ...
*Wade: Girls, calm down and focus. There's plenty for all of you. Take a look.
They do as they are surprised.
*Kitty: Wow... So... we get stuff too?
*Vanessa: (coming) Well, duh! Want to see?
She presses another button as weapons come out from the walls.
*Cassie: Double wow!
They choose their weapons and smile.
*MJ, Kitty and Cassie: We're ready!
*Wade: Good!
She presses a button as they enter a tube and then are sent into a jet as they're now wearing catsuits.
*Kitty: Cool! Look at us! We look sexy!
*MJ: I agree!
*Cassie: Let's drive this baby!
They do. At the Hydra HQ, Crossbones is preparing to get ready for a massacre. He gets a message from Sinthea and reads it.
*Crossbones: (reading) Crossbones, you know what to do, right? (not reading) Definitely.
He grabs a gun and leaves. At Manhattan, the Spies stopped for a quick snack at a steakhouse.
*Cassie: Mmm, (drooling) this is amazing!
*MJ: Indeed.
They continue eating until they finish as they hear chatter outside.
*Kitty: Something's happening outside.
They look and see Crossbones holding a bunch of bombs.
*Cassie: Look out!
They hide and then change outfits.
*MJ: Ready?
The others nod as they run into him, but Kitty is then distracted by a random male.
*Kitty: Ooh!
She runs into him, but MJ stops her.
*MJ: Don't!
*Kitty: Fine!
She focuses on Crossbones as she prepares to attack.
*Crossbones: Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of some fools.
*Cassie: Dodge!
They do as Crossbones approaches them.
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