CBT Audition Tapes

If any of these aren't good, feel free to edit/rewrite them.
== Beehive ==
Beehive is seen setting up a camera in a bedroom.
Beehive: Is it on?
Beehive adjusts the camera position.
Beehive: Focus, focus. Alright, perfect! My name is Beehive, and I would like to join this CBT thing, it seems fun! I don't know if anyone is concerned about my appearance, and I'm praying that nobody is.
Beehive's Mom (Off-Screen): Sweetie, you're look wonderful!
Beehive (Nervously): Y-yeah, I know, mom. Anyways, please let me join, I can't wait to meet the wonderful people that are likely be here!
== Brown Kind of Flower ==
BKoF is seen in a dimly lit room with an open labtop on a desk and nothing else.
BKoF: Hi you weirdos, I'm Brown Kind of Flower. I have a passion for being physical and stuff, and judging by the fact that this is a reality show, I'm positive there will be some form of physical competitions here. I can't wait to win this, and yeah, that's all you guys need to know.
== C ==
C is seen in a throne.
C: Hey, I'm C. Why should you let me in, you ask? I'm strong, powerful, handsome, tall, and literally god. That's why I have this throne.
C's Mom (Off-Screen): YOU GOT THAT FROM THE DOLLAR STORE.
C: SHUT UP, MOM! Anyway, I know you're convinced, but here's some more stuff about me to make you SUPER convinced!
A montage of C pinching someone, cloning himself, comparing his height to Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, turning into Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and surviving a missile blast.
C: Now, I know I'm in. You might as well only let me join, cuz I'm gonna win this game. Peace.
== Candy Paint and Gucci Flip Flop ==
Gucci Flip Flop-
Y'all know who it is!
It's ya boy, Gucci, here to join this gameshow!
I'm a real competitor, not playing games, yo!
I'll do my best, to be better than the rest!
Just let me in, I'm willing to be put up to the test!
I'm swaggy, hip, have all the good qualaties, see?
Now, let me pass it to my girl, CP!
Candy Paint: ...what?
Gucci Flip Flop: This is your verse.
Candy Paint: ...oh.
Silence.
Candy Paint: Hi, I'm Candy Paint, I think I'd be a good addition to this show,  you see-
Gucci Flip Flop: >:(
Candy Paint: Sorry, I don't feel like rapping.
Gucci Flip Flop: Fine. Just, uh, bye.
== Cat Bell ==
Cat Bell does not have an Audition Tape yet. Feel free to make one.
== Comic Book ==
Comic Book is seen in an empty room.
Comic Book: Hello! I am Comic Book, the savior of the worlds! I have superpowers and can save people! I have starred in a movie about Batman, but will not be realeased for 300 years, and it was made by the Poratesian Government, and I get into 100 fist fights a day, and I am very strong! Let a real superhero in! Vote Comic Book!
== Daisy Flower ==
Daisy Flower is seen in a van, meditating.
Daisy Flower: I am Daisy Flower, interpriter of dreams. I'm getting bad vibes from this show, man, and that's why I'd like to join. I can sense in Clinko's aura that he is troubled. He needs help. He has worries of the past. Vote me in, I'll spread positive vibes and non-violence. I'll even teach Tai-Chi if I have the time. May peace be with you, goodbye.
== Doggie Bone ==
Doggie Bone does not have an Audition Tape yet. Please feel free to make one.
== Flamingo Plush ==
Flamingo Plush is seen in her room.
Flamingo Plush: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm Flamingo Plush, please let me in! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I NEED SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIMPS! Okay, calm down. So, like, why you should let me in? SHRIMPS. I mean, I can be entertaining! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I will slap everyone who doesn't do what I say! And I'm adorable! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
== Flavored Milk Straw ==
FMS is seen on an empty train seat. His portable house is under the seat.
FMS: Hi, hi! This is FMS with another travel vlog. Today, I'm going to pendleberry! I'd like to join this show called "CBT". It sounds really cool!
A fat turkey sits next to him.
FMS: Anyways, I'd like to join this show because I have all the good traits!
Another fat turkey sits next to him, squishing him.
FMS: A-and I have very good rock-climbing skills!
Someone places a purse in front of the camera.
FMS: SERIOUSLY?!
== Keychain ==
Keychain does not have an Audition Tape yet. Please feel free to make one.
== Maybe ==
Maybe: Maybe.
Silence.
Maybe: Maybe that was all.
== Milkshake ==
Milkshake is seen sitting on her bed in her room. It has pink walls, bed sheets, and furniture. The bed is covered with stuffed animals, and there are boyband posters plastered everywhere.
Milkshake: Hi hi! I'm Milkshake, and I'm totally excited for this show! Like, I don't get to go out much, and this is the perfect oppertunity. I'll win the prize and get to go to every Two Direction concert ever! Becky will be so jealous. Ugh, Becky. What a jerk! Did you know what she did last week? She kissed Tony behind the school! Ugh, I blocked both of them. Tony wasn't even hot. He had a huge wart on his nose! And, like, he was in band. Only nerds join the band. To make things more nerdier, he plays the flute. At least Mark plays the Tomphone!
Smoothie: It's Trombone.
Milkshake: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Smoothie gets out.
Milkshake: That was my little brother, Smoothie. He's sooooooo annoying.
Smoothie (From outside): For the record, you're only older by a couple minutes.
Milkshake: Shut up!
Smoothie (From outside): Okay!
Milkshake: So, like, let me in your show. I need to get away from these people.
Smoothie (From outside): Yeah, let her in! We need her out of this place!
== Neon Grassy ==
Neon Grassy is seen in outer space.
Neon Grassy: It's ya boy, Neon Grassy coming at you live from the Juno spacecraft! Yep, I'm using NASA technology. Wait till you see it on the news, eh? Anyways, I'm a good fit because I can warp through space and time! I can show you! Watch!
Neon Grassy warps away.
And doesn't come back.
== Octagon ==
Octagon is seen in a room completely decorated in blue octagons.
Octagon: Not certain if this is a good idea or not, but eh, might as well sign up for this. So yeah, my name is Octagon, and honestly, I don't know what this CBT thing even is. I heard it's some sort of game show, but eh, might as well see for myself.
== Oxygen ==
Oxygen does not have an Audition Tape yet. Please feel free to make one.
== Paperclip Snake ==
Paperclip Snake is seen in a library, reading a book.
Paperclip Snake: And so he says, "If you don't learn Chinese, I'll break your knees."
Paperclip slams the book.
Paperclip Snake: That was an excert from my best-selling book, Night of the Owl. You see, I'm an author. Well, not yet, but I will. You see, lot's of people think I'm useless, but that isn't true! Oh, no, no! I can be assertive, and I'm a great leader!
Silence.
Paperclip Snake: I also study martial arts. I COULD do some tricks, but I don't have limbs.
Silence.
Paperclip Snake: I could also write a book about the show and get you publicity. You'd want that, huh?
== Paper Lantern ==
Paper Lantern is seen flying above the bottom bunk with the book "How to English." Festival Lantern is on the top bunk, asleep. The lights are off besides for the two lanterns.
Paper Lantern (Whispering): Me... am... Paper Lantern. Me... want... join... Clinko... show. Me... speak... China.
The lights turn on. Paper Lantern gasps. Festival Lantern bolts up.
Paper Lantern's Mom: 在这个时间，您在做什么?
Paper Lantern: 没有!
Paper Lantern's Mom: 告诉我真相或我得到凉鞋!
Festival Lantern: 为什么?! 她没做错任何事!
Paper Lantern's Mom: 沉默，青年人! 您的报告卡上有很多A-!
Paper Lantern: Let me!
Paper Lantern turns off the camera.
== Pearly ==
Pearly is seen in his room.
Pearly: U-um... Clinko? U-um... I, uh, my mom says that this is a good idea, and I should get out more... b-but... I don't really wanna leave her...
Pearly starts tearing up.
Pearly: U-um... well... y-you can let me join, if you'd like to... I'll miss you mom... b-but. It'll be fun, r-right? O-okay, um, deep breath, just um...
Pearly starts sobbing.
Pearly: I-I can't do this!
Pearly turns off the camera.
== Yoyle Book ==
Yoyle Book is seen planting flowers.
Yoyle Book: Howdy there! Name's Yoyle Book. Nice to meetch'a! Ya see, here on my ranch, I like to crow crops. It's Yoyle Berry season, now. Conk really helps them grow, and I' sure as hell like to meet the genius who made it!
Yoyle Book sticks a hoe into the ground and leans on it.
Yoyle Book: Here on my ranch, we always-
Yoyle Book's Dad (From a distance): YOYLE BOOK! WHO IN TARNATION ARE YOU TALKING TO?!
Yoyle Book: NOBODY, PA!
Yoyle's Book's Dad (From a distance): SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING TO ME!
Yoyle Book: PA, I'M JUST TALKING TO MYSELF!
Yoyle Book's Dad (From a distance): TALKING TO YOURSELF?! ARE YOU POSSESED BY THE DEVIL?!
Yoyle Book: NO!
Yoyle Book's Dad (From a distance): AND IS THAT A CAMERA?! WHAT DID I TELL YA ABOUT ALL THOSE DARN NEWFANGLED GADGETS?!
Yoyle Book: Crap, crap, crap!
Yoyle Book frantically turns off the camera.
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