Popcorn for Two

Popcorn for Two is a talk show hosted by Justin
==Setting==
Popcorn for 2 is a talk show hosted by Justin. It is based on a set, and features interviews with different people from our wiki each episode. The interviews are mostly for people to have fun, and are comedy-orientated. 
==Episodes==
===Episode 1: Delilah ===
Justin: Hello everyone and welcome to Popcorn for 2!
*The crowd cheers, Justin sits down in the living area*
Justin: Our first ever guest is...
Miss Delilah!
Delilah: Hey
*Justin grabs a bag of popcorn*
*Delilah steals justin's popcorn*
Delilah: Does this have glutton? 
*Justin grabs another one*
Justin: Probably 
Delilah: I can't eat glutton 
or meat
or dairy
or vegetables
or grains
or fat
or fruits
Justin: Then give me my popcorn back!
Delilah: One sec
*Delilah throws popcorn at audience*
Delilah: I fed it to the fishes 
Justin: 
Delilah: Did i say something wrong? 
*Delilah's mood changes*
Justin: They need to be fed once in a while
Delilah: ASK ME QUESTIONS
Justin: Okay, let`s start!
*Delilah's mood changes*
Delilah: Yay 
Justin: So, Deli-cious, or Delilah, what do you think about Dustin? Say the truth, the people want to know
Delilah: I think dustin is blasphemous 
JK
I think its mad hot
*Delilah grabs justin's hand and places it on her boob*
Delilah: u see?
Justin: Haha
Delilah: Can we talk about movies
Justin: I love movies
Delilah: I've seen every movie in existence 
Justin: If you were in a romantic movie, who on this wiki would be your guy?
Delilah: Tyler or Joey or Mark or you or Nasia 
Justin: I heard you hopped in Mark's bed?
Delilah: Yes I did and he impregnated me 
Justin: News confirmed here!
*Audience cheers*
Delilah: But i aborted the little sh*t, y'know, to annoy the pro-lifes
Audience: Oooh
Justin: How many guys you`ve been with?
had sex with?
Delilah: 7....000,000,000
Justin:Which is your type of guy?
Delilah: Hot 
Justin: Like Ty?
Delilah: Yes 
Do i remind u of Mary-Kate Olsen?
Justin: No idea what that is
Delilah: F*ck u 
Justin: Something related with sex?
Delilah: How'd you know 
Justin: Cause it's you
Delilah: Should I be offended? 
Justin: Nah
Delilah: When is this interview over, I need to be at the homeless shelter 
Justin: ...So, I see you love movies, you say you saw every movie
Delilah: Oh I don't work there 
I steal their clothes 
Justin: Oh, Deli, Deli...You confessed that in public
Delilah: I thought I was under oath 
This is New York City state court right? 
Justin: Oh, yeah, you were, and totally. The police will come after this interview ends
Delilah: Oh, well judge I didn't mean to steal that hobo's clothes, he gave it to me violently 
Justin:
Yeah.... Sure he did
Delilah: You makeup department here sucks, they didn't give me enough eye makeup 
Justin: On purpose, I told them to
If you could have a trio, with anyone here, who would it be with?
Delilah: Easily Jasia or Shark, the two sexy couples 
Justin: WOW
IKR
Delilah: Yeah 
Justin: WTF`S WRONG WITH THE 
Delilah: Are you mocking me 
Justin:Emmm...No
Delilah: I'm offended goodbye
Justin: Police
Delilah: I'm going to the homeless shelter 
*The police attack her*
*she dies*
*Justin smiles*
Justin: Okay, that was our first Popcorn for 2, everyone!
It didn`t end very well for our girl, Deli
But she`s resting now
*Deli`s now-decapitated head gets stuck on the door*
*Audience screams*
Justin: See ya on the next Popcorn for 2! I gotta go perfomr necrophi.... emh I mean... do something now
===Episode 2: John===
==Signups==
#Delilah
#John
#Nasia
#Mauricio
#Joey
#Tom
#Mark
#Ellie
#Brandon
#Lily
#Shan
#Tyler
Category:Writing