Cult of Sponge

Cult of Sponge is the twenty-first episode of Cult of Squid. It aired January 24th, 2020 and was written by Purple133. Some things of importance this episodes were that it was the first episode produced by Formula Studios, and the first episode of the 2020s.
== Plot ==
SpongeBob is able to escape jail and take control of the cult for a day while Squidward is out trying to find the perfect wig to start wearing.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with SpongeBob sitting in a jail cell next to the cult’s new swimming pool)
SpongeBob: Hey Noseward I’m sad that you split us into different jail cells.
Noseward: Shut up!
Squidward: Hey Brother Noseward, I believe today is the day we are hosting the cult cookout. 
Noseward: Ah yes. At my place, right?
Squidward: Sí.
Noseward: Well we should get going. Brother Snoozy is standing guard, right?
Squidward: Yeah. This should be fine.
(Squidward and Noseward head out)
SpongeBob: (quietly) hey Patrick, we can break out of here because Brother Snoozy is going to fall asleep and stop standing guard. 
Patrick: Well I can help you try.
(Patrick literally eats one of the iron bars)
Plankton: YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME! 
SpongeBob: Guys I have an amazing idea. 
Krabs: Well what is it boy?
SpongeBob: Okay so my idea is that we slip through this opening Patrick just made and take over the cult!
Patrick: I don’t feel so good.
Plankton: For god’s sakes Patrick, you just ingested a metal bar. 
(The Feathered Friends slip through the hole in the bars and run upstairs to Squidward’s throne room)
Patrick: So this is what being in charge feels like.
SpongeBob: Yeah, it feels cool!
Krabs: Hey wait where are all of the cult members? 
Plankton: Pretty sure they’re all at the cult cookout. I could really go for some CALAMARI.
Buff Jim: Oh hey guys, I’m still here.
SpongeBob: Who the heck are you?
Buff Jim: Why I’m Buff Jim. I’m super buff and tough, but everybody’s jealous and I get left out of everything Squidward does.
Krabs: Oh-hoh, Squidward has a rival!
Buff Jim: Yeah, that’s one way of putting it. Anyway, aren’t you guys the prisoners?
SpongeBob: No, I am your new leader!
Buff Jim: Oh, okay. You know I would love to return to my cabin up north, it’s one of the few places not overrun.
SpongeBob: Sounds cool. Hey do you guys have any grapes around this joint?
Buff Jim: Not anymore, we accidentally caused grapes to go extinct. 
Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Buff Jim: Yeah, I’m sorry about that. I guess I’ll be your acting security for now since Security is at the cult cookout. 
Plankton: Hey since we’re in charge can we make a water slide that goes down the side of the pyramid?
Krabs: Yeah, that sounds fun.
Buff Jim: Go ahead.
(Buff Jim walks away and calls Squidward)
Buff Jim: They’re trapped. 
Squidward: Good. Before we return, make sure they’re rounded up so we can finally execute them. 
Buff Jim: Got it boss.
(Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Plankton, and Mr. Krabs building a water slide)
Patrick: My mouth tastes like metal.
Plankton I wonder why.
SpongeBob: Yeah, me too!
Plankton: Okay then SpongeBob.
Krabs: This is going to be a lot of fun. It reminds me of a time before the cult took over. 
SpongeBob: That was a better time.
Patrick: Yeah, it was so easy to just go get a dozen Krabby Patties. Now it takes days to get the materials to make just one. 
SpongeBob: Yeah. I wish things could be like how they used to be. 
(SpongeBob notices a bunch of boats pulling up)
SpongeBob: Oh crap. 
Patrick: Quickly, get down the slide!
(Everybody gets onto the finished water slide and they zoom down to try and get away, but they’re surrounded by cult members)
Squidward: So you thought you could escape, eh?
SpongeBob: Well duh, you idiots all left us alone.
Noseward: Hey, Brother Snoozy was there!
Krabs: He fell asleep! 
Noseward: Oh, okay. Hey wait a minute…
Squidward: Enough! I will see you all executed!
SpongeBob: Hey wait before you do that, why don’t you let Plankton explain why you shouldn’t.
Plankton: We can work for you.
Squidward: You would actually finally conform to the cult?
Plankton: Yeah, as long as you lock us back up in the nice warm jail.
Squidward: Oh, okay then! 
(All the cult members go back to the Cult Garage to park their cars except Security, who brings the Feathered Friends back to the dungeon)
Security: I hope you guys get used to brick.
SpongeBob: What?
Security: It’s a whole thing security guards say.
Patrick: Since when?
SpongeBob: Yeah, since when?
Security: ALRIGHT GUYS JUST SHUT UP!
(The episode ends with a black screen)
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