Ummmm the Hedgehog

"Look, the way I see it, life was never meant to be fair. You just gotta buck up and deal with what it throws at ya. I do it all the time." - Ummmm the Hedgehog
Ummmm Is just a regular guy who has no idea what he's doing with his life. He's never done anything noteworthy, he has no story arcs, no friends or enemies, and no powers. He's just a powerless resident in a town full of powerful people. And thus, this causes him to have terminal background character syndrome, where you are cursed to never do anything interesting for the rest of your life. Though he does have a birth defect that causes him to not have back spines or a tail that could just be a result of the artist forgetting to draw them. He's a real introvert, trying his damn hardest to stay away from others and recede into the darkness of his cave he calls a home.
== History ==
Ummmm's mother met his father and they had a baby. The end.
OK, that's not the end. On April 11, 1992 (38 years after the most uneventful day in history) Mobius reluctantly said hello to it's newest resident: Craig the Hedgehog (Ummmm is just a nickname. He got it from no one being able to remember his name). Now 24 years old and grabbing life by the ankles, Ummmm remains a mediocre guy. He's never taken any sides, just kinda been neutral with everything (with a few small exceptions). Nothing good has ever happened to him in the slightest. And his whole life he's just dealt with it, not doing a single thing about it. He's just been desensitized to any insults or scoldings or 3rd degree burns he's taken from other people. I guess he's just destined to be that way.
== Appearance ==
Ummmm is basically just a slightly altered Sonic in appearance. Just with gray fur, gray eyes, and shorter quills. He also doesn't wear any clothes, mainly because he always thought it was just weird why mobians needed to wear them (considering they're animals). Not much else to say about him. Just a bland lookin' guy.
== Personality ==
Ummmm is your average Joe. Not much going on with him. He's not overly angsty or sunny, just a regular person. He gets irritated a little bit, though. He's also a bit of a cynicist/nihilist. Always looking on the crappy side of situations. It's just kinda his nature. He spends most his days eating Cheez-its and watching Vinesauce, ruminating on how he even made it this far in life.
== Abilities ==
Ummmm has none. Being the only person in his town with no powers or abilities, people always wonder why he's there in the first place. Long story short: the rent is cheap. The only noteworthy thing Ummmm can do is hold his breath for 30 seconds, which, really, isn't that amazing since this one girl in his town can go without oxygen for about 3 days. Really, he's kinda the only real civilian in his town.
== Forms ==
Ummmm, being the embodiment of mediocrity, cannot go super. Don't believe me? Once, it just so happened that all 7 chaos emeralds landed in his backyard on coincidence. He thought this could be his chance to actually amount to something, to do something important. So he attempted to go super, and succumbed an enormous electric shock sending him in a coma for 2 weeks. The closest he's ever gotten to going super is painting himself yellow.
== Relationships ==
=== Jeremy the Squirrel ===
Ummmm has grown somewhat of a hatred for Jeremy just because of the aforementioned dog thing. He's really a nice guy, and has made countless attempts to apologize. But Ummmm, being the shallow dip he is, can't see it in his heart to forgive a man for such a heinous crime. it's just that Ummmm Isn't one to forgive so easily. He's kind of a jerk like that.
== Quotes ==
"When life gives you lemons you... do something with them... I guess."
"My life is a cesspool of mediocrity and karma."
== Theme ==
Tom Nook's Shop: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1svDZECOa4)
== Gallery ==
left|thumb|294x294px|Ummmm in full majestic color!
thumb|295x295px|First drawing of Ummmm!
centre|thumb|244x244px|Ummmm, no, that's not how you go super.
== Trivia ==
* People sometimes find Ummmm so insignificant and unnoticeable that he practically becomes invisible. I guess you could consider that a power.
* Ummmm's least favorite food is eggplant. Mainly because he threw up after eating some eggplant Parmesan a hobo gave to him. He's also not the smartest, hence why he thought it was safe to eat it.
* The last time Ummmm got into a fight with someone was when he spilled snapple on someone with pyrokinesis. Due to this incident, he has never bought another snapple again.
* Ummmm snores. LOUDLY.
* His favorite color is beige. It's a color just as boring as him.
* His favorite pokemon is Dunsparce. He always thought it was kinda underappreciated, and feels he can really relate with them.
* Ummmm will make his first playable appearance (along with like, 400 other OCs on this site) in Sonic Forces, coming Holiday 2017. His indifference to everything will finally be unleashed unto the canon universe. Be prepared.
Category:Characters
Category:Males
Category:Mammals
Category:Neutral