On the Road, Except it's a Cruise

== Characters ==
Nat PetersonShubieSusieBaby BillySadie RechidFredDebbie RechidMonroeTommy RechidBaby RechidPilarFrankCruise ship employeesCruise ship DJKelpo CEOKelpo secretary
== Transcript ==
(Scene cuts to Shubie grocery shopping at the Barg-N-Mart with Baby Billy) Baby Billy starts making noises.
Shubie: "What's that Billy?" Shubie notices a sale on Kelpo.
Shubie: "Buy one, get one free on Kelpo? Talk about a great deal!" Shubie grabs two boxes of Kelpo.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy eating breakfast the next morning) Shubie hands Susie a box of Kelpo.
Shubie: "Here's some Kelpo, Susie."
Susie: "Thanks Mom! Hey what's this on the box? Enter this promo for your chance to win a free weekend tropical cruise for you and your family courtesy of Kelpo?! Three random families will be announced as winners on the 6th."
Nat: "The 6th? That's tomorrow."
Susie: "Can we enter Mom?"
Shubie: "Sure! Knock yourself out, Susie. I'm sure there won't actually be any real winners though. It's probably just a marketing campaign to sell more Kelpo. That's usually how these promotions work."
Nat: "Really?"
Shubie: "Oh yeah! Last year no one was buying women's tennis shoes at the clothing store so my manager came up with a promotion at the clothing store where one lucky winner was promised the chance to meet a famous female tennis player. He never picked a winner."
Nat: "Wow that's really interesting, Shubie. I had no idea that some of these promotions were scams." Susie finished eating her cereal.
Susie: "I'm going to enter the code!" Susie runs out of the kitchen.
(Scene cuts Kelpo Headquarters)
CEO: "There's been a traffic jam? Unbelievable! I need those shipments to get to New Kelp City asap!" The CEO hangs up the phone. The secretary walks into the room.
CEO: "Yes? What is it? If the investors are already here tell them to wait in the lobby."
Secretary: "It's not that. We need you to pick the three families that won the free cruise giveaway."
CEO: "Oh, right. Let me see the list."
Secretary: "Yes ma'am." The secretary walks hands her a list.
CEO: "Thank you. Now, let's see here. The Smith's, the Fishbowl's, the Anchovy's… Ah, what's this? The Peterson's from Bikini Bottom? That must be Shubie Peterson's family! It's a shame she had to resign from the PTO. She was the best Vice President I ever had. I think I know one of the winners!"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy watching the news the next day)
Realistic Fish Head: "The Bikini Bottom High baseball team lost again today. This time to Bass Vegas by a score of 4 to 2."
Shubie: "Another loss? It seems like they haven't had a good season since you were on the team, Nat."
Realistic Fish Head: "That wraps things up for our high school sports update! Let's head over to Perch Perkins."
Perch Perkins: "Thank you, realistic fish head. Today Kelpo has announced the winners of their free weekend tropical cruise giveaway! And those winners are the Pilar's, the Rechid's and the Peterson's! Congratulations to the three Bikini Bottom families that won!"
Susie: "We won?!"
Nat: "We're going on a free cruise!"
Shubie: "I can't believe it! And to think I thought that this giveaway was just a gimmick! I'm glad you entered us, Susie!"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy waiting to board the cruise) A cab stops in front of them. Pilar gets out of the cab. 
Pilar: "Hey guys! Are you excited for this free cruise?"
Shubie: "Pilar? How were you one of the winners? This is supposed to be a family cruise. You don't have a family."
Pilar: "Shhhhhh… Kelpo doesn't need to know that." Another cab parks in front of them. Fred, Sadie, Debbie, Monroe, Tommy and Baby Rechid get out of the cab. Fred hands Frank some money.
Sadie: "Thanks for the ride, Frank! Oh, it's the Peterson's! What a coincidence seeing you here!"
Nat: "Hi Sadie!" Sadie walks over to Nat.
Sadie: "Hi Nat! Aren't you excited to spend a romantic two day tropical cruise together? I can just picture it now."
(Scene cuts to Sadie's daydream) Nat kneels down and pulls out a wedding ring.
Nat: "Sadie, will you marry me?"
Sadie: "Yes! Yes I will marry you! This is the happiest day of my life! Let's get married right here on this boat!" Sadie hugs Nat.
(Scene cuts back to everyone on the dock)
Shubie: "I can't wait! It's going to be even more fun spending it with our great neighbors!" Sadie frowns.
Sadie: "Yeah. It'll be great spending this trip with you, Shubie." The cruise pulls up to the dock. 
Nat: "Is this the cruise? It's huge!"
Some ramps are lowered so everyone can begin to board the ship.
Sadie: "See you on board, Nat! I can't wait to spend this cruise with you!"
(Scene cuts Shubie and Nat relaxing on the deck) Susie runs past them.
Susie: "Cannonball!" Susie jumps into the pool.
Shubie: "Ah… there's nothing like relaxing on this cruise with you, Nat."
Nat: "You said it, Shubie." 
(Scene cuts to Sadie feeding her baby on the deck)
Sadie: "Fred, would you mind taking care of the baby for a bit?"
Fred: "Can't right now, Sadie! I'm going for a swim in the pool." Fred runs over to the pool. Sadie sighs.
Sadie: "I'm never going to be able to spend time with Nat if I'm taking care of the baby for the whole trip. Debbie, can you take care of the baby? Thanks."
Debbie: "What?" Sadie hands Debbie her baby and walks away. Sadie notices Nat and Shubie relaxing on the deck.
Sadie: "Ugh, my romantic cruise fantasy will never come true if Nat spends the whole trip with Shubie. I have to split them up somehow. I've got it!" Sadie walks up to Nat and Shubie.
Sadie: "Hi Nat! They just opened up the buffet if you wanted anything. The cheeseburgers looked pretty tasty. I would get them while they're hot if I were you."
Nat: "I could go for some burgers right now. Thanks for letting me know, Sadie." Nat gets up and walks over to the buffet.
Sadie: "You're very welcome, Nat. So how are you doing, Shubie?"
Shubie: "I'm doing great, Sadie!"
Sadie: "That's great to hear. You know, I'm surprised that no one's gotten seasick yet. A lot of people feel ill from the boat constantly rocking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth." Shubie begins to notice the boat rocking back and forth.
Shubie: "Well now that you mention it, I am getting a bit dizzy. Oh no! I'm starting to feel queasy!" Shubie gags.
Sadie: "Oh no! That's terrible, Shubie! I’m sorry that I jinxed you."
Shubie: "No it's okay, Sadie. It's not your fault. I just get motion sickness sometimes." Shubie gags again.
Sadie: "You don't look so good, Shubie. Why don't you head below deck and try to sleep it off?"
Shubie: "Yeah, that's a good idea." Shubie gets up and heads below deck.
Sadie: "That was even easier than I thought." Nat comes back with some burgers.
Nat: "I got you a burger, Shubie! Hey, where did Shubie go?"
Sadie: "Shubie got seasick unfortunately. She went below deck to try to sleep it off. I'll take that burger though." Sadie grabs a burger off of Nat's plate.
Nat: "Oh no! I hope she'll get better soon."
Sadie: "I'm sure she'll be fine. Hey, do you want to checkout the arcade?"
Nat: "Sure! Wait, but who will take care of Billy?"
Sadie: "I've got it!" Sadie grabs Billy and walks over to Debbie.
Debbie: "Oh great you're already back. I was worried you were going to make me watch the baby for the whole trip."
Sadie: "Well now you can babysit Billy too! Thanks again, Debbie!" Sadie hands Billy to Debbie and walks away. Debbie sighs.
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie in the arcade)
Sadie: "Wow Nat! You just got a new high score!"
Nat: "Thanks Sadie! Are you sure you don't want to play?"
Sadie: "No thanks, Nat. I could watch you play for hours. I used to watch you all the time at the arcade back when we were in high school. You never talked to me though. You were always talking to Shubie or Tina or Martha oddly enough." Nat finishes playing an arcade game.
Nat: "I think I've had enough of the arcade, Sadie. It's getting a little boring set the high scores in every game. Maybe I should go check on Shubie."
Sadie: "No! Don't check on Shubie! I'm sure she's fine. She'd rather you have fun than constantly check on her. Why don't we check out the bowling alley? I know how much you love to bowl, Nat."
Nat: "Okay. I guess we can check out the bowling alley."
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie at the bowling alley) Nat gets a strike.
Sadie: "Wow Nat! You're a really good bowler!"
Nat: "Thanks Sadie! Shubie taught me the perfect form for getting a strike almost every time."
Sadie: "Oh don't be so modest, Nat! We all know Shubie isn't that great at bowling."
Nat: "What are you talking about? She might be the best bowler in Bikini Bottom."
Sadie: "Enough about Shubie! It's my turn." Sadie grabs a bowling ball. Sadie smirks and throws her ball into the gutter.
Sadie: "Oh darn! It seems like I've lost my form. Would you mind giving me some lessons, Nat?"
Nat: "Sure! You need to bring your arm back farther." Nat walks over to Sadie and grabs her arm to demonstrate the motion.
Sadie: "Oh my gosh! Nat Peterson is touching my arm!"
Nat: "What?"
Sadie: "Nothing! Please continue."
Nat: "Ok so now after you've brought it that far, you can bring it forward and release the ball. Here, why don't you try." Sadie bowls and knocks down 9 pins.
Sadie: "Almost a strike! You're a really good teacher, Nat!"
Nat: "Thanks Sadie! So what should we do now?"
Sadie: "Why don't we go for a swim?"
(Scene cuts to Sadie and Nat in the pool)
Nat: "Cannonball!" Nat jumps in the pool. Some water from Nat's cannonball splashes onto Sadie.
Sadie: "Ah! Nat, you splashed me!" Sadie splashes Nat back. Sadie and Nat get into a splash fight. Sadie and Nat start laughing. Pilar swims up to them.
Pilar: "Splash fight!" Pilar starts splashing Nat and Sadie.
Sadie: "Ah! Pilar! What the barnacles are you doing?" Pilar stops splashing them.
Pilar: "What? I just wanted to be in your guys' splash fight."
Sadie: "You ruined the mood! Hey, what the… Why is the water warm all of a sudden?" Sadie notices Monroe and Tommy swimming next to them.
Monroe: "I'm peeing!"
Tommy: "So am I!" Monroe and Tommy laugh.
Sadie: "Come on, Nat. Let's go do something else!" Sadie grabs Nat and leads him out of the pool.
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie going to their bedrooms that night)
Nat: "It was so much fun spending time with you today, Sadie."
Sadie: "Really? I'm so happy to hear that! I had a lot of fun with you tonight too and we can have even more fun together tomorrow!"
Nat: "I can't wait! Hopefully Shubie will be able to join in too."
Sadie: "No that's okay. She probably won't be feeling too well anyway. Well goodnight, Nat! See you tomorrow!"
Nat: "Goodnight Sadie!" Nat and Sadie walk into their bedrooms.
(Scene cuts to Sadie walking over to the breakfast buffet the next morning)
Sadie: "I can't wait to spend another whole day with the man of my dreams!" Sadie walks over to Nat, Susie and Baby Billy who are eating at a table.
Nat: "Good morning Sadie!"
Sadie: "Good morning Nat! I see you have an empty seat next to you. Mind if I sit here?" Shubie walks over and sits down next to Nat.
Shubie: "I'm glad I got seconds! These pancakes smell delicious! Oh hi Sadie! You're up early today!"
Sadie: "Hi Shubie. I see you're feeling better today?"
Shubie: "Yep! Sleeping really did the trick!"
Sadie: "That's wonderful to hear! I'm glad that the boats constant rocking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth isn't bothering you anymore." Shubie gets queasy and gags. 
Shubie: "Oh no! Not again!" Shubie runs out of the room.
Sadie: "Oh dear, it looks like Shubie got sick again. Mind if I sit next to you, Nat?"
(Scene cuts to a montage of Nat and Sadie doing lots of fun activities on the cruise)
(Scene cuts to Nat eating dinner that night) Sadie walks over to Nat.
Sadie: "Hey Nat! Need some company?"
Nat: "Aren't you going to sit with Fred?"
Sadie: "Oh Fred somehow hurt his leg playing shuffleboard earlier. He's in the infirmary right now. I wouldn't want you to eat dinner all by yourself."
Nat: "Yeah Debbie's still babysitting Billy, and Susie finished eating a few minutes ago. She's going on the water slide right now. It's a shame that Shubie was sick during the whole cruise." Sadie sits down next to Nat.
Sadie: "Who needs her? We had a lot of fun today didn't we?"
DJ: "Ladies and gentlefish! Grab you're special someone and get on the dancefloor! We're going to be playing a slow song." The slow song begins to play.
Sadie: "This song is so romantic! Would you like to dance with me, Nat?"
Nat: "I dunno…"
Sadie: "Come on, it'll be fun! You can use it as practice for our wedding reception."
Nat: "What?"
Sadie: "Nothing! Let's hit the dancefloor!" 
Nat: "Okay…" Sadie grabs Nat's hand and leads him onto the dancefloor. Sadie puts her arms on Nat's shoulders and Nat puts his arms around Sadie's waist. Sadie's eyes turn into hearts. Nat and Sadie begin to dance.
Sadie: "Nat, you are such a good dancer!"
Nat: "Sadie…" Sadie puts her finger over Nat's mouth.
Sadie: "Shhhh… Let's just enjoy the moment." Sadie and Nat continue to dance. The song ends.
Nat: "Sadie…"
Sadie: "Do whatever you want to me."
Nat: "What?"
Sadie: "Nothing! What is it my love? I mean, what is it, Nat?"
Nat: "I was just gonna say that I think I'm going to head to bed. I'm a little tired after all the activities we did today." Sadie looks at her watch.
Sadie: "Head to bed? It's only 8:30! Oh, I know what we can do! Why don't we take a nice, relaxing dip in the hot tub?"
Nat: "The hot tub sounds nice."
Sadie: "Come on then! Let's go!"
(Scene cuts to Nat relaxing in the hot tub) Sadie walks over to him.
Sadie: "Hi Nat. You like my new bathing suit?"
Nat: "Isn't that the bathing suit you were wearing earlier?"
Sadie: "Yeah but it's still new." Sadie gets in the hot tub.
Nat: "Good call, Sadie. This hot tub is very relaxing."
Sadie: "Thanks Nat. I'm a little cold though. Is it okay if I use your body for warmth?"
Nat: "How are you cold in a hot tub?"
Sadie: "I don't know. I guess I'm just a naturally cold blooded fish."
Nat: "Oh okay. Sure that's fine." Sadie cuddles up against Nat's chest.
Sadie: "Much better. Hey look at the stars! You can't see this many back in Bikini Bottom." Nat looks up at the stars.
Nat: "Wow! It's beautiful, Sadie."
Sadie: "Isn't it, Nat?"
Nat: "Hey, I just to say thanks for doing all of those activities with me this weekend. I was really looking forward to a nice relaxing weekend with Shubie but since she got sick I'm happy I spent it with you."
Sadie: "Oh Nat, that was so sweet."
Nat: "You know Sadie, ever since we've started working together I've started to feel a connection with you that I haven't felt with many other people."
Sadie: "Really?! I've always felt that connection too ever since we first met!"
Nat: "You have?"
Sadie: "Yes Nat! Oh what the heck, I'll just say it! Nat, I feel such a special connection with you because the truth is, I…" Shubie walks over towards them.
Shubie: "Hi Nat! Hi Sadie!"
Sadie: "Gah!" Sadie moves away from Nat.
Nat: "Hey Shubie!"
Shubie: "Wait a minute. Why did it look like you were cuddling with my husband, Sadie?"
Sadie: "Cuddling? No I wasn't cuddling with Nat, Shubie. I was just leaning against him for warmth because I was pretty cold."
Shubie: "You were pretty cold in a hot tub?"
Sadie: "Yes?"
Shubie: "Oh okay. That makes sense. I know that you would never try to steal Nat from me away. You're too much of a good friend to do something like that." Sadie laughs nervously.
Sadie: "Yeah…"
Nat: "So how are you feeling, Shubie?"
Shubie: "Great! One of the cruise employees gave me her motion sickness medication and now I feel fine! Not queasy at all!"
Nat: "That's great Shubie! I've been worried sick about you. To tell you the truth, these past two days have been pretty dull without you by my side. I mean it was fun spending time with Sadie but nothing compares to spending time with you, Shubie." Shubie looks at her watch.
Shubie: "It's only 9 pm. Why don't we make the most of the next two hours before we put the kids to bed?"
Nat: "I'd love to, Shubie." Nat jumps out of the hot tub and walks over to Shubie. Nat and Shubie kiss. 
Shubie: "Oh Nat, you are such a good kisser." Nat and Shubie holds hands and walk away.
Sadie: "Well that's just great. I never got to tell Nat how I feel. Oh well, at least I got some one on one time with him and he said that he feels a special connection with me. That has to count for something right? I'm sure we'll be together sooner rather than later." Pilar walks over to the hot tub.
Pilar: "Mind if I use the hot tub, Sadie?" Sadie shrugs.
Sadie: "Eh, why not." Pilar gets into the hot tub. Some bubbles appear in the hot tub next to where Pilar is sitting.
Pilar: "Whoops."
Sadie: "Ew!"
(Scene ends)
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