How to Cheer Up A Loser

"How to Cheer Up A Loser" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
After Rhythm Masters' elimination, Hakuko finds Don-chan grieving in the studio. She starts to comfort him by singing "Dreams of Our Generation (Night Walk)" from when they are interrupted by Dr. Robotnik, who complains about the duo being noisy. Jack Black eventually joins the group, telling Robotnik to watch his own volume. Insulted, Robotnik leaves in a huff, leaving the Rhythm Masters and Jack alone. Hakuko and Jack discuss their recent eliminations before Don-chan notices Solid Snake under a box. He makes a nervous apology for punching Don-chan, which the Rhythm Masters accept, and they and Jack leave the studio.
The article's ending reveals Snake was actually MissingNo. in disguise, who desperately apologizes in solitude (either for manipulating the Rhythm Masters or being the one to eliminate them in the first place).
==Transcript==
*The studio in the middle of the night.*
*Silence.*
*She hears quiet sobbing backstage. She sees Don-chan in a corner, lying down.* 
*Hakuko sits in a chair. Don-chan rolls over to the chair, jumps on her lap and continues sobbing quietly. Hakuko starts singing in the tune of a lullaby.*
*Don-chan opens his eyes, sniffs, and continues.*
*The Rhythm Masters stop, in light shock. Then Hakuko speaks up angrily.*
*The backstage door slams open, and Robotnik marches in.*
*Jack Black appears.*
*Robotnik is already out, furious. Don-chan starts sobbing once more.*
*A silence.*
*Jack sits down on a box.*
*Jack Black stands up. Don-chan jumps from Hakuko’s lap and, slowly and fearfully, approaches the box Jack was sitting on. Hakuko and Jack look at the box, perplexed. Don-chan arrives next to the box.*
*A few tears roll down Don’s face.*
*The box shakes a bit. Then, it lifts.*
*Hakuko walks towards Snake and picks up Don-chan.*
*Jack and the Rhythm Masters leave the backstage room. Snake sneakily follows them and watches them leave the studio. He then sits by the window and sees them go towards the hotel. He hears the lullaby again.*
*A black blur of pixels fills the studio.* 
Let’s spread our wings now
Into the sky now
Let’s reach up to the sun
Soon we will see we’re
Living the dreams of
Our generation!
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