The King Makes Absolutely No Sense

The King Makes Absolutely No Sense is the third episode of the first season of Adventures in Hyrule, as well as the third episode overall. It was posted on YouTube on January 12, 2012, and debuts Impa.
In this episode, when Zelda attempts to speak to King Harkinian, the latter goes on a rampage in response.
==Summary==
King Harkinian tries to talk to Zelda about his daily plans, but what is heard is incomprehensible gibberish. She tries to ask something, but Harkinian interrupts her and states that he will take the garbage to 'protect his holy ballsack and dick'. Zelda tries to talk to him again, but Harkinian angrily demands her not to interrupt.
Zelda then asks what is wrong with him and why he is acting this way. Harkinian demands her not to ask and once again not to interrupt him while he is talking. Harkinian silences her twice.
But Zelda opens her mouth again, and he shouts.
He states that he's had enough of her and proposes to leave for a whole month so he won't have to listen to Zelda anymore (and harshly insults her in the process). Link becomes ecstatic and wishes to join him, but is told to stay as he wants to go alone.
Impa tries to talk to Harkinian, but he demands her to stay as well. Zelda tries to persuade him not to leave, but at this point the video ends.
==Trivia==
*The episode ends with a title card similar to the "One Month Later" and "Later Still" transitions from TLOZ: WOG. The title card simply reads "END" in a plain, red-colored Arial font before fading out.
*Unlike the last two episodes, this one uses splicing of the original cutscenes rather than using the audio from the cutscenes and using a backdrop of the characters "lip-syncing" to the cut-up audio. This would later be repeated in Tax Season, Spaghetti, and Harkinian's Diet.
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