Fruit Burger

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs turns the Krabby Patty to a healthier fruit burger to keep food critics from making bad comments about the Krabby Patty. But will everybody like them?
==Characters==
*SpongeBob
*Patrick
*Mr. Krabs 
*Krusty Krab Customers
**Harold
**Tom
**Fred
**Martha
**Nancy Suzy Fish
**Lenny (cameo)
*Squidward (minor role)
*Food Critics
**Food Critic Sanderson
**Food Critic Craner
**Food Critic Jamison
*Plankton
==Transcript==
*[We see Mr. Krabs in his office counting his money]
*Mr. Krabs: 435627162, 435627163, 435627164-
*[An angry food critic bursts in]
*Food Critic: EUGENE KRABS!
*[We cut to the kitchen]
*SpongeBob: EUGENE KRABS?
*[We cut to the eating area]
*Fish: EUGENE KRABS?
*[We cut back to the office]
*Mr. Krabs: I'LL SHOOT YA BEFORE YOU TAKE MY MONEY!
*Food Critic: NOT IF I SHOOT YOU FIRST!
*Will Ferrell: Well...that escalated quickly.
*Mr. Krabs: How can you breathe underwater?
*Will Ferrell: LOGIC
*[Will Ferrell implodes]
*Food Critic: ...I have no words.
*Mr. Krabs: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY MONEY!
*[Squidward runs into the office]
*Squidward: TAKE IT, PLEASE! RUN HIM OUT OF BUSINESS!
*Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU!
*Will Ferrell: Well...that escalated quickly.
*Mr. Krabs: I thought you imploded!
*Will Ferrell: LOGIC
*[Will Ferrell explodes again]
*Food Critic: EUGENE KRABS, YOU ARE LIABLE TO THESE CHARGES!
*Mr. Krabs: Do I have to pay any money?
*Food Critic: No-
*Mr. Krabs: YAAAY! Okay, what do I have to do?
*Food Critic: You have to change the Krabby Patty formula!
*[We cut to the kitchen]
*SpongeBob: *gasp*
*[We cut to the eating area]
*Fred: *gasp*
*[We cut back to the office]
*Mr. Krabs: Why would I do that?
*Food Critic: First off, I have gotten complaints that the burger is unhealthy.
*Mr. Krabs: What? The guy across the street sells CHUM! That poisons people!
*Food Critic: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
*Nancy: THIS RESTAURANT HAS TOO MUCH GENDER DISCRIMINATION!
*Food Critic: feminism
*Nancy: Okay. I'm fine.
*Mr. Krabs: The wonders of words!
*Food Critic: TASTE THESE WORDS! MAKE YOUR BURGER HEALTHY, OR YOU WILL PAY MONEY!
*Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOO!
*R.E.M. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
*[We cut to Squidward]
*Squidward: And I feel fine.
*[We cut back to the office]
*Mr. Krabs: CHANGE IT IN 3 DAYS OR PAY!
*[Timecard: 3 days later...]
*Mr. Krabs: Welp, formula is changed.
*SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I don't know about this-
*Mr. Krabs: MAKE FRUIT PATTIES OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!
*Will Ferrell: Well...that escalated quickly.
*Mr. Krabs: Can you go away for real this time?
*[Will Ferrell implodes]
*SpongeBob: *sigh* It just doesntt seem right.
*[We cut to the office]
*Mr. Krabs: *gulp* What if SpongeBob is right? Maybe it is a bad idea!
*[We cut to the eating area]
*Harold: HEY! THIS THING TASTES AWFUL! WHY IS THERE A BUNCH OF FRUIT ALL OVER THE BURGER?
*Tom: Yeah, I don't like it.
*Mr. Horse: No sir, I don't like it.
*Martha: LET'S LEAVE!
*[A bunch of customers run out the door]
*Will Ferrell: Well...that escalated quickly.
*Mr. Krabs: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY!
*Old Man Jenkins: YOU DARN KIDS AND THEIR FLYING MACHINES!
*SpongeBob: OLD PEOPLE RANTS!
*Mr. Krabs: Who ya callin old?
*Patrick: Who you calling pinhead?
*Will Ferrell: Well...that escalated quickly.
*Mr. Krabs: EVERYONE GO!
*[Everybody except Mr. Krabs, Squidward and SpongeBob implode]
*Mr. Krabs: THAT'S IT! I'M CHANGING THE FORMULA BACK!
*[Food Critic walks in]
*Food Critic: Eugene Krabs, on behalf of changing the formula back, I now fine you-
*Mr. Krabs: NO YOU DON'T!
*[Mr. Krabs shoots the Food Critic]
*Squidward:..did you just KILL A FOOD CRITIC?
*Mr. Krabs: Well, the moral of the story is that if you don't get things the way you want, shoot people!
*SpongeBob: That's a pretty deranged moral.
*Mr. Krabs: SHUT UP OR I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU!
*Will Ferrell: Well...that escalated quickly.
*Mr. Krabs: THAT'S THE LAST TIME!
*[Mr. Krabs shoots Will Ferrell]
*Squidward: You need help, Krabs.
*THE END
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