Anthony's Book Report

Anthony's Book Report is a yet completed assignment given to Anthony Bainine , by his homeroom teacher Thomas Vermiurge. The intended topic of the academic paper is on the pornographic manga, Metamorphosis, also occasionally titled Emergence. As of the creation of this article, Anthony has yet to start the project in spite of the weight of the paper on his grade.
== History ==
The Assignment in question was first assigned during the first semester of his sophomore year at Seattleroshima High by Mr. Vermiurge to his homeroom class. Anthony, unlike his classmates, refused to read the materials and write his reports. The Issue continued throughout his Sophomore year, causing Mr. Vermiurge to hound the student relentlessly. As the report is worth a significant amount of Anthony's grade, should he not complete it he would be held back by Mr. Vermiurge.
== Attempts to get the Book Report Finished ==
Throughout the semester many attempts were made to coerce Anthony into finishing his Book Report, including the following:
* Mr. Vermiurge replacing his classroom Syllabus with the First chapter of Emergence
* Having Dom, the T.A. stalk Anthony and threaten to beat him up
* Multiple Peer Pressure campaigns involving the other students
* Replacing all of Anthony's text books with copies of Metamorphosis
* Having another student ghost-write the book report and submitting it under Anthony's name (attempt caught and stopped by Anthony)
=== Legal Battle ===
Anthony, to his credit went through many avenues to not have to do the Book report. He attempted to report Mr. Vermiurge to the school Principal, Dirty Lyle, to no luck. He attempted to get his parents to complain to the school board, only to learn that Mr. Vermiurge is on the School Board. Unfortunately, Anthony found no recourse with the School and thus took his case to a court of Law. The Case: Bainine vs the Board of Education, went all the way to the Washington Supreme Court where it came to light that actually the plot of land that Mr. Vermiurge's classroom happened to occupy was actually a holdover from the treaty between the United States and Japan. The plot of land happened to be an Unorganized and Unincorporated Territory of the United States. While the land was in the United States, the U.S. Constitution and laws do not apply there. The Washington supreme court was forced to rule that due to a loophole in the law and due to legal precedent, Mr. Vermiurge actually held unmitigated authority within his classroom and that Anthony was required by law to complete his Book Report.
Anthony continues to have not started his book report.
== Trivia ==
* The Grading for the report has been shown not to be very strict. Another student given the same assignment, Trevor Wallace, submitted a ketchup-stained napkin with the words "Fuck your book report" written on it. He received a score of 78 for his report
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