Ash sues Nintendo

===Summary===
Ash complains about how he is always poor and dumb, so he tries to prove he is smart and can make lotsa money - then after many times of getting his idiot ass beat, he decides to file a lawsuit against Nintendo. His excuse? The Wii Remote is secretly a transformable toaster robot. Nintendo's response: a cease-and-desist order, plus Ash is caught and apprehended by the FBI. Ash doesn't mind, though; he gets bailed out of prison next day and was awarded a settlement of 1,000,000,000,000 dollars (his mother gets the other half of the settlement) - unfortunately, the cease-and-desist order forbids Ash from disgracing the company name of Nintendo ever again, therefore all mentions of "Nintendo" would be redacted.
===Transcript===
ASH: (super happy) YESSSSSS!!!!!1one+shift1! I won, I won! I gots a five hundred bajillion dollars! And you know what that means? I'M SUPER RICH!! SUCK IT, NINTE-
(Censored, owing to the cease-and-desist order still in place)
ASH: (pissed) GOSHDARNITSONOFABLIMPPIECEOFSHRIMPMOTHERFLIPPINGAPPLEFUDGEFUDGEFUDGE!!!!!!
=== Morals ===
-Thou shalt not slander the name of the Almighty Nintendo corporation! All who attempt to do so will be punished with the utmost severity! ALL HAIL NINTENDO!
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