Begone, Simp.

==== Begone, Simp! Is an war between the monkeys and Simps. ====
It started as a simp was annoying the hell outta some monkeys for fun, and who would that be other than the god of simps, Homer Simpson. Then monkeys started throwing banana grenades at simps because they bullied monkeys. Then they declared wars against each other. But they both had allies, the simps had balloons and the monkeys shrek, master of swamps. Then the simps wanted to kill the monkeys quickly, so they used a moab to shoot crap grenades (also stink bombs) at monkey villages. But the monkeys had mini guns with shoot darts and shot the moab down, only to reveal yet more balloons, instead shooting simps with happy marriage balloons, killing the monkeys due to overdue of crappy cringe. Then shrek gave harambe the sword that shall destroy simps and stabbed all of them due to it being anti cringe and also monkeys with anti cringe spray (alot in America. Also has to be fueled with 'bullets') The simps surrendered but the god of simps declared yet even more moabs to shoot down marriage rings, made with crap and cringe, killing monkeys. Then they had to shoot their ultra-cringe nuke, nearly killing harambe. But they sent their ultra stinky. Killing all simps except homer and his family. To today, harambe regrets not killing them.
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