Main Street Porno

Main Street Porno is a rap group based in the Virgin Islands that focuses on guest vocalist collaborations, Rap Operas and Droopy the Dog. Founded by main vocalist Mr. Acod and producer Kush, the group gained a significant amount of publicity in the De-Kadia universe.
== History ==
Main Street Porno began as a collaboration between little-known rap vocalists Mr. Acod, Kush, and Droop Dog in a bar on a Wednesday night in Scottsbluff, Nebraska. With Mr. Acod taking a staring role in their first work, Droop Dog providing guest vocals and Kush producing as well as providing guest vocals, the album MR. ACOD (also commonly named Main Street Porno) was released with incredible success.
While the group had no initial plans to continue producing albums, public demand won out and a sequel album, Yeet your Meat came out to mild success. Yeet your Meat saw a slight change in style for the group with Mr. Acod and Kush adding story elements to the Album in an effort that would eventually evolve into the group's later "Rap Opera" genre. Following Yeet your Meat, Droop Dog would leave the group over artistic differences.
Kush would be approached by an independent artist going by "The Amishman" who like the Rap Opera approach and plans were made for the group's first collaborative album, Amish and Poor. Lead vocalist, Mr. Acod spent most of the production of Amish and Poor primarily as the lead songwriter and only features briefly on the album as a vocalist. The album was well received compared to the previous Yeet your Meat and propelled both Main Street Porno and The Amishman to new fame.
The group went mysteriously dormant for several years for unknown reasons. During this time, both Mr. Acod and Kush would perform independently in smaller venues. Mr. Acod was also found in a relationship with a young woman. When asked, Mr. Acod vehemently told the reporters to "Get out of my house" and "what do you mean is she the Yoko Ono?"
Finally after a long hiatus, Main Street Porno returned to the public eye with their most popular album to date, No One Escapes Death, a Rap Opera adaptation of Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers.The Album topped the charts bringing a high level of fame to the group as they announced their continued tours and more albums to come.
== Members ==
Main Street Porno, from the beginning has been a collaboration between Mr. Acod and Kush while also featuring smaller artists such as Droop Dog, The Amishman and others.
=== Main Members ===
* Mr. Acod: Lead Vocalist, Songwriter
* Kush: Producer, Vocalist, Songwriter
=== Contributors ===
* Droop Dog (Former): Appears in MR. ACOD and Yeet your Meat
* The Amishman: Appears in Amish and Poor and No One Escapes Death
* MoTubbz Puddin: Appears in MR. ACOD
* An Actual Gorilla: Appears in No One Escapes Death
== Discography ==
=== MR. ACOD (Main Street Porno) ===
The Inaugural album of Main Street Porno consists primarily of short solo Raps performed by the titular Mr. Acod as well as Kush, Droop Dog and MoTubbz Puddin. There is little thematic unity between songs on the album and is the most unlike the rest of the group's later work.
# Gay Porn Mogul (00:00-1:29): Solo- Mr. Acod
# Big Graveyard, Small Shovel (1:30-4:49): Solo-Mr. Acod
# Fedora Guy (4:50-5:30): Solo- Kush
# No g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ Body Allowed (5:31-6:24): Solo-Mr. Acod
# Steeple of Sneeple (6:25-8:15): Solo-Mr. Acod 
# Alolan Gorilla (8:16-10:45): Mr. Acod, Kush
# Just Another Wednesday (10:46-14:59): Solo-Droop Dog
# Make-Believe Rap (15:00-17:30): Solo-Kush
# BJS-4-TOTS (17:31-19:26): Solo-MoTubbz Puddin
# Stop Thinking of the Children (19:27-24:52): Solo-Droop Dog
# Magic Treehouse Cinematic Universe (24:53-28:02): Mr. Acod, Kush, Droop Dog, MoTubbz Puddin
=== Yeet your Meat ===
Yeet your Meat is considered a direct sequel to MR. ACOD and is the first to have a plot, though it is still performed in short solos. The plot covers two rappers making their way to a Battle of the Bands being held at a local grocery store ending with a slap fight using slabs of uncooked meat.
# Chris Hanson-Tiny Dancer (00:00-1:45): Solo-Kush
# Shirtless Russian Dude (1:46-3:45): Solo-Mr. Acod
# Karate-No-Jutsu (3:46-5:15): Solo-Kush
# Hand on the Stove (5:16-7:45): Solo-Mr. Acod
# Droop Droop Slider (7:45-13:59): Solo-Droop Dog
# Ass Jewels (14:00-16:12): Solo-Mr. Acod
# Megolodon Genitalia (16:13-18:56): Solo- Kush
# Nazi Carrot Top (18:57-21:10): Solo- Mr. Acod
# The Salt Lanterns (21:11- 24:11): Mr. Acod, Kush, Droop Dog
# Cthulhian Dong Slit (24:12-26:09): Solo-Mr. Acod
# Underboob: The Dying Artform (26:10-28:36): Solo-Kush 
# Tweak the Fuher's Nipple (28:37-32:04): Mr. Acod, Kush
=== Amish and Poor ===
Amish and Poor is a collaboration between Main Street Porno and The Amishman. This album is the first to be truly labeled as a Rap Opera though it features Mr. Acod the least of all the albums. The album covers the story of a young Amish boy who, on his Rumspringa becomes involved in a Detroit street gang and must earn his way out of his drug debt. The album takes a sudden turn at the end where the Amish communities collect the resources amassed over many decades to wage nuclear war on America
# Amish (00:00-2:36): Solo-The Amishman
# And Poor (2:37-5:01): The Amishman, Kush
# He's a Liar (5:02-7:32): Solo- Kush
# Not in a Court of Law (7:33-10:15): Solo-The Amishman
# Amish Computer Hacking (10:16-12:33): The Amishman, Kush
# Lung Cancer-The Gentleman's Cancer (12:34-15:45): The Amishman, Mr. Acod
# Putin's Onahole Debt (15:46-18:09): Mr. Acod, Kush, The Amishman
# Multi-Horse Drifting (18:10-22:14): Solo- The Amishman
# Pyramid Head's Amazon Prime (22:15-25:05): Kush, The Amishman
# Jeff Foxworthy: Hitler's Clone (25:06-27:36): Solo-Kush
# Anyway, Here's Wonderweiss (27:37-31:00): Solo- Mr. Acod
=== No One Escapes Death ===
No One Escapes Death, also commonly shortened to No-Ed, is the most recent, longest, and most ambitious album released by Main Street Porno. The Album mainly stars Mr. Acod and Kush with a guest appearance from The Amishman and is a Rap Opera adaptation of the movie: Scooby Doo meets the Boo Brothers. 
# Red Shirt Days (00:00-3:29): Mr. Acod, Kush
# Bayou Beauregard (3:30-7:03): Mr. Acod, The Amishman
# Sheriff Buzby (7:04-9:45): Solo-Kush
# The Colonel's Gold (9:46-11:29): Solo-Mr. Acod
# The Boo Brothers (11:30-13:27): Mr. Acod, Kush, The Amishman
# The Girl Down Swamp (13:28-16:32): Mr. Acod, Kush
# Leave This Place (16:33-19:45): The Amishman, Kush
# Ghost Exterminators (19:46-24:15): The Amishman, Mr. Acod, Kush
# Faction Warfare (24:16- 30:01): The Amishman, Mr. Acod, Kush
# Intermission- The Gorilla (30:01-35:00): A 5 Minute intermission featuring only angry gorilla noises
# Pennyfarthing (35:01- 37:15): Solo-The Amishman
# Red Shirt Redemption (37:16-40:11): Solo- Mr. Acod
# RC-BUGGY (40:12-42:55): Solo- Kush
# Jewels for F*ckwad (42:56-44:31): Mr. Acod, Kush
# The Clues Come Together (44:32- 47:15): Mr. Acod, Kush
# Shock on the Dock (47:16-50:04): Mr. Acod, Kush
# Just a Skeleton and a Gun (50:04-1:01:14): Solo- The Amishman
# The Colonel's Last Ride (1:01:15- 1:04:45): Mr. Acod, Kush
== Post-Scratch Discography ==
=== Fine Bloody America ===
The first seminal album from buttrock high school garage band, Main Street Porno. This Album was written and performed by Anthony Bainine and Josh Raiden. Technically their band at this portion of their career was a club supervised by Mr. Vermiurge. Anthony sung lead vocals and Josh played Bass
# Ixnay on Dog NTR (0:00- 2:31)
# Non-Zero Chance of Necrophelia (2:32- 3:56)
# Much Todo about Genocide* (3:57-5:02) *song has nothing to do about Genocide
# Don't Fuck a Steak (5:03-7:30)
# Metal Gear: Snuffleupagus (7:31-9:45)
# Recovering Italian Cringe (9:46- 11:20)
# #Justice4MSP (11:21- 13:41)
# Nobody Asked for Rob Schneider (13:42-15:01)
# 9/11 Was on Purpose (15:02-16:59)
# Shrek Pussy (17:00-18:21)
# Epitaph to Trevor's Dad's Son (18:22-19:50)
# Little Sepsis-Boy Aren't You? (19:51-19: 59)
# Dog Cum Catastrophe (a tribute to Lawrence Bigglesby) (20:00-25:02)
=== Katawa Krush ===
Katawa Krush was released following the defeat of Marissa. Joining the band are Merry (under the name Merry(SquaredSymbol)) and Trevor. This Album marks a shift towards Rock Opera for the group and adapts the Visual Novel: Katawa Shoujo. There are many space-time concerns as a result of this. Merry(SquaredSymbol) provided additional vocals while Trevor played the drums.
# Throbbing in the Wrong Place (0:00-1:45)
# Cripplepimp of Whore Academy (1:46-3:20)
# Feminism Strapon (3:21-4:20)
# Yo Deaf Bitch, Where You At? (4:21-5:50)
# Gamer Pad (5:51-6:00) This song is just 9 seconds of PS4 controller noises, followed by Anthony (as Kenji) yelling a bleeped slur.
# Live Grenade Arc (6:01- 17:00). A solo Power Balled sung by Kush.
# Outrunning Death (17:01-19:20)
# Lemon Scented (19:21-21:20)
# Liquified Pelvis (21:21- 23:40)
# A Musicbox that Plays "Through the Fire and the Flames" (23:41-31:01) This is an actual Music Box cover of "Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce
# DarksydePhil- Race Traitor (31:02-33:24)
# Intermission-Risk (33:25- 38:25) 5 minutes of a game of Risk played between Josh (as Hisao) and a silent Merry (as Shizune)
# Dark Spirit Optimus Prime; The Gravel Shakes (38:26-42:50)
# Paints with Feets (42:51-44:10)
# Smoke Filled Studio (44:11-47:30)
# DEAF (47:31-55:00)
# Thanks, I'll Never Connect With Another Person Again (55:01-58:13)
# Bacon Back Girl (58:14-1:01:12)
# The Eye Opens; The Birth of True Rage (1:01:13-1:05:40)
# Katawa Memories (The Good Ending) (1:05:41-1:08:41)
# Katawa Memories (Neutral Ending) (1:08:42-1:11:42)
# Katawa Memories (Bad Ending) (1:11:43-1:14:43)
# DS Optimus Prime VS DEAF (1:14:44-1:18:00)
# Heartbreaker-Reset (1:18:01-1:24:00) 6 Minutes of irregular Heart Beats, followed by the sound of Breaking Glass
=== Magnificent Scientific Impact ===
Magnificent Scientific Impact is the third album released by the reincarnated Main Street Porno. It prominently features all previous bandmembers. It was released at the DeKadia science fair which was allowed upon the band promising half their profits to Mr. Vermiurge. While the band intended to continue releasing Rock Operas, this album was more reminiscent of the Band's initial work.
# Thunder of the Grundlemeister (0:00-2:12)
# The Six Infinity Gays (2:13-4:45)
# Seto Kaiba's Space Elevator (4:46-6:50)
# Do Nothing Poorly (6:51-9:21)
# The Coast of Chile (9:22-11:45)
# I'm Allowed to be Naked (11:46-13:30)
# DK Deepstate (13:31-16:19)
# Milk Orbitals (16:20-20:00) Despite being an actual planned song on the album, for unexplained reasons this track was replaced with nothing but breath sounds from Mayor Dotour 
# Crusader Clout (20:01-22:18)
# HIV Death Rings (22:19-24:30)
#Dear Mr. Google (24:31-26:11)
B-Sides
# Of Backyardigans Villains and Dogfuckers (3:01)
# Horsing Around With The Golden Witch (5:07)
# Satirical Social Commentary (1:30)
# Tom Kenny Money (2:15) Two minutes of Anthony complaining about how poor he is while stock cash register sfx play
# Bahamut Gandhi (0:30) Ten seconds of grating noise followed by twenty seconds of Megaflare sound effects played over a FF III battle. This song's MP3 can be converted into a png of Bahamut's sprite.
# Bloody Red Crayons (6:66) Anthony taking lead vocals for once as he screams for seven minutes straight while nearly destroying a guitar
# Psycho Mantis Onii-chan (0:45) A mashup song of Psycho Mantis' cutscene from the PSX game Metal Gear Solid mixed with a clip of the Azumanga Daioh OP
# The Safeword is Morb (1:45)
# This Is Why I'm Racist (14:50) Not a song but a long uncut clip of Sean saying the most racist things you've ever heard taken from a hidden mic in the back of Mr. Vermiurge's class
# Slob of my Knob (2:50)
# I Don't Care Who Grooms You (4:21)
=== The Discourse Machine ===
The Discourse Machine is the fourth MSP album in the second generation of the band and the 8th overall. It features all previous Post-Scratch band members. The album was released following the trial ruling of Bainine vs the Board of Education. The album is mostly a compilation of individual projects within the band and thus unlike many of the band's more significant albums it lacks any coherent theme or structure. The original plan was to release the Melancholy of Kronch Hoarski, a Butrock-Opera based on and continuing the story of Kronch Hoarski, however the band received a Cease and Desist letter from Tendocorp who had recently bought the rights to Kronch Hoarski a week earlier.
# Schrodinger's Pregnancy (2:31) -Main Contributors: Trevor, Merry(Squared Symbol)
# Certified Abyss Mages (1:45)-Main Contributors: Merry (Squared Symbol), Mr. Vermiurge
# That Kid Who Died (The Real Ben-Drowned) (3:50)-Main Contributors: Trevor, Josh
# Haymaker of Mensis (2:50)- Main Contributors: Anthony, Merry (Sqared Symbol)
# Kiss Your Homies Goodnight (2:20)- Main Contributors: Josh, Anthony
# Dracula's Rented Castle (5:28)- Main Contributors: Trevor, Mr. Vermiurge, (Guest Starring: Sean) (Music sampled from several off-key Castlevania covers)
# Mugging Riddle (2:09)-Main Contributors: Trevor, Anthony
# Lore Reasons for Bank Fraud (10:59)- Main Contributors: Trevor, Mr. Vermiurge (Not Actually a song. It is a recorded sample of Trevor's report on Bank Fraud given in Mr. Vermiuge's class to a detentioned Marissa)
# Strongest Father in History (2:50)- Group Collaboration. A song written alongside the following track to commemorate the iconic bout between Envoy's Dad and Dirty Lyle
# Strongest Father of Today (2:50)- As Previous Entry
# Piss Hot Lemon Drink (4:35)- Main Contributors: Mr. Vermiurge, Merry (Squared Symbol), Trevor (Guest Starring: Cole)
# That Baby that Got Flopped (8:15)- Main Contributors: Merry
# Unimaginable Homosexual (6:30)- Main Contributor: Anthony
== Trivia ==
* Prior to the release of No One Escapes Death, the longest songs all belonged to Droop Dog
* All works released by Main Street Porno have a parental advisory and are banned in 17 countries, including Canada
* Nobody asked for Rap Opera, but we got what we deserved
* The Post Scratch rebirth of the band features both the shortest and the longest albums. 
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