Harry & Jessica

Harry & Jessica is a TV comedy sitcom series about two housemates named Harry R Limelight and Jessica J Marco who met during a performance show and end up in many adventures and obstacle avoiding as they try to live their lives properly and perfectly in Applesberg
== Opening Theme & Synopsis ==
=== Opening Theme ===
(Note: The opening theme sounds similar to When Sammy Met Randy but with a few differences as it was made as a tribute to Sammy J)
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Let's take it back to 2006
Harry: (Singing) I was drinking too much
Jessica: (Singing) I was studying law
Harry: (Singing) I was newly divorced and spending some of my cash on tricks
Jessica: (Singing) Cool tricks
Harry: (Singing) But I was
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Dead inside!
Harry: (Singing) And I
Jessica: (Singing) And I
Harry: (Singing) Dropped out of University
Jessica: (Singing in usion) Finished University
Harry: (Singing) Couldn't get a job
Jessica: (Singing) And I took it pretty personally
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Unemployed and sitting on the couch
Harry: Get off my! Property, kids!
Jessica: (Singing) No job
Harry: (Singing) No wife
Jessica: (Singing) No friends
Harry: (Singing) No life
Jessica: (Singing) He's drunk
Harry: (Singing) She's in financial strife
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) If my life were a movie t'would go straight to VHS!
(The telephone then rings and Jessica answers it)
Jessica: Hello, Jessica J Marco speaking?
Agent: (VO on the phone) Hello Jessica, I'm from the department of famous Global Dances. I saw your profile on the web and I see you're looking for a job
Jessica: I'll do anything!
Agent: (VO on the phone) Can you act?
Jessica: Yes!
Agent: (VO on the phone) Can you dance?
Jessica: Yes!!
Agent: (VO on the phone) Can you start tomorrow?
Jessica: YES!!!
Agent: (VO on the phone, chuckles) I'm gonna make you a star!
(Jessica hangs up)
Jessica: (Singing) My name in lights!
Someone Off screen: (VO) You'll be a star
Jessica: (Singing) My name in! The most brightest lights that I have ever seen! And no more nights left-
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) On my own!
Harry: (Singing) At a show. With a white Russian
Jessica: (Singing) What was her name?
Harry: (Singing) Sophie Ann
Jessica: (Singing) What was she drinking?
Harry: (Singing) White Prussians
Jessica: (Singing) That's ironic!
Harry: Why?
Jessica: Never mind
Harry: I don't even get it
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) But she walked away
Harry: (Singing) 'Cause I refused to pay her for a private dance!
Jessica: (Singing) I'd never performed before! Peeled back the curtain and I crossed the floor! Love in my eyes, fire in my soul, I adjusted my dress and I danced like gold!
Harry: (Singing) Who's that lady on the stage?
Jessica: (Singing) Who's that big guy twice my age?
Harry: (Singing) Well, I'm looking at her
Jessica: (Singing) And he's looking at me
Harry: (Singing) I'll say I'll slip y'a little tippy if you dance just for me!
Jessica: (Singing) Well, I needed the cash
Harry: (Singing) Yeah, and I needed the love
Jessica: (Singing) So I did a quick stance
Harry: (Singing) And I watched her-
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Dance all night, night, night!
Harry: (Singing) Everyone's looking!
Jessica: (Singing) They're all looking!
Harry: (Singing) I felt appalled!
Jessica: (Singing) I felt nervous!
Harry: (Singing) And we-
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Agreed to keep it secret and decided we would just be friends
=== Short Opening Theme (For The Rest Of The Episodes) ===
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Let's take it back to 2006
Harry: (Singing) I was drinking too much
Jessica: (Singing) I was studying law
Harry: (Singing) I was newly divorced and spending some of my cash on tricks
Jessica: (Singing) Cool tricks
Harry: (Singing) But I was
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Dead inside!
Jessica: (Singing) That was until we met! While I was dancing!
Harry: (Singing) And I was watching! I tried to get a good dance from her but I felt appalled!
Jessica: (Singing) I felt nervous!
Harry: (Singing) Everyone's looking!
Jessica: (Singing) They're all looking!
Harry: (Singing) And we-
Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Agreed to keep it secret and decided we would just be friends
=== Synopsis ===
After that odd night at the performance show, Harry decides to move in with Jessica for the duration of his time in Applesberg. Jessica was a little hesitant at first but soon decided (forcibly) to let Harry move in as a new housemate. Together, Harry and Jessica now are ending up in many adventures and obstacle avoiding as they try to live their lives properly and perfectly in Applesberg
== Characters ==
* Harry R Limelight (An unemployed 20 year old daredevil trick-viewer who moves in with Jessica for the duration of his time in town)
* Jessica J Marco (An unemployed 16 year old girl who is studying to become a lawyer and was at first hesitant on letting Harry move in with her but soon become his friend)
* Jacob Marco (The postman of Applesberg and possible friend-zoned friend of Jessica)
* Robert J Archibald (Mayor of Applesberg and personal friend to Harry and Jessica)
* Lucy Marybelle (Jessica's best friend, soon-to-be-girlfriend of Harry (In episode 22) and bikini model for Applesberg's Vacation Life Magazine)
*Chelsea G Marco (Jessica's half sister, one of Harry's friends and doctor of Applesberg Saint Hospital)
(There are also other characters in the series as well)
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