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== Typhoon Katrina Spoils Disney World Tour ==
Typhoon Katrina has spoiled the Disney World tour. The Disneyland tour went unaffected, but Disney World was ruined when Typhoon Katrina harmed it badly. This harmed both Katrina and Disney World. Rebuilds start soon.
== Flagpole-sitting World Record Holder Dies ==
Dateline: New Brunswick. Mr. Melvin Cosgrove climbed a thirty-foot-pole 
and scrambled onto a six-by-six-foot platform. His goal: to break the 
world's record in flagpole sitting. That was sixteen years ago, and 
yesterday, his wife started wondering how Cosgrove was doing, especially
 since he was 84 years old when he started. His wife had climbed the 
pole this morning and found that he had indeed passed away. As a fitting
 tribute to her brave husband, Mrs. Cosgrove announced that for the next
 ten days, she will fly him at half-mast.
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