ネ 土 会 ェ 貝 南 犬 ☆ カ ゞ ん I よ ″ る ノ D A !!｡ (Shakai Kouken ☆ Ganbaru no DA!!.)

==Lyrics==
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遂に始まりました!!､ボカコレです!!｡ 	tsui ni hajimarimashita!!, bokakore desu!!. 	It has finally begun! This is Vocacolle!
 	 	
先月、ニコニコ本社で、男性司会者に対し、「金玉にハッカ油を塗ってあげるよ」と言い、男性司会者のズボンに手を入れ、正規を直接触ったとして栗田まろん容疑者(51)が逮捕されました。警視庁によりますと、栗田まろん容疑者は、犯行の30分前から、ニコニコ本社近くで、男性を物色し、男性司会者を…。 	sengetsu, nikoniko honsha de, dansei shikaisha nitaishi, " kingyoku ni hakkayu o nutteageruyo" to ii, dansei shikaisha no zubon ni te o ire, seiki o chokusetsu sawatta toshite kurita maron yougisha ( 51 ) ga taiho saremashita. keishichō ni yorimasuto , kurita maron yōgisha wa , hankō no 30 fun mae kara, nikoniko honsha chikaku de, dansei o busshoku shi , dansei shikaisha o … .	Last month at NicoNico HQ, Kurita Maron (51) was busted for telling a male host, 'I'll rub some mint oil on your balls,' and then slipping her hand into his pants to touch his junk. According to the cops, Kurita Maron had been scoping out dudes near NicoNico HQ for about 30 minutes before going after the host... .
 	 	
今日もよい子が 苦しめられている｡ 	kyou mo yoi ko ga kurushimerarete iru. 	Even today, good people continue to suffer.
悪さはダメだと わかんないっぴ‥‥?､ 	warusa wa dame da to wakannai pi‥‥?, 	Don't they know evil is no good...?
弱い者がハッピーに暮らすには‥?｡ 	yowai mono ga happii ni kurasu ni wa‥?. 	How can the weak live happily...?
‥‥‥!!､悪いヤツをぶち○せばO.Kじょん!!｡ 	‥‥‥!!, warui yatsu o buchikoroseba O.K jon!!. 	Just beat up the bad guys and you're OK!!
 	 	
道具をそろえて 孤独の鳥居へ 	dougu o soroete kodoku no torii e 	Get your tools and go to the torii gate!
(えい!!､やー!!｡たっ!､たっ!､たっ!､たっ!｡) 	(ei!!, yaa!!. ta'!, ta!, ta'!, ta'!.) 	(Ei! Ya! Ta! Ta! Ta! Ta!)
‥到着‥っ｡ 	‥touchaku‥. 	..Made it...
お邪マなヤツらは 呪詛って 抹消 	ojama na yatsura wa juso tte masshou 	Curse those who get in your way
(えい!!､やー!!｡たっ!､たっ!､たっ!､たっ!｡) ‥THE END☆｡ 	(ei!!, yaa!!. ta'!, ta!, ta'!, ta'!.) ‥THE END☆. 	(Ei! Ya! Ta! Ta! Ta! Ta!) ..THE END☆
 	 	
将来性あるよい子のためならば おちゃのこサイサイ 	shouraisei aru yoi ko no tame naraba ocha no ko saisai 	If it's sake of good people with potential, it'll be easy
ネ土会ェ貝南犬☆カゞんIよ″るノDA!!｡ 	shakai kouken ganbaru no da!!. 	I'll do my best to contribute to society!!
 	 	
(Hey!!､) 	 	
 	 	
Wow oh oh 害虫は邪魔 邪魔ｧ 	Wow oh oh gaichuu wa jama jamaa 	Wow oh oh, all these pests are in the way
(なんまいだ～ なんまいだ～) 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	(nanmaida~ nanmaida~) shakai kouken da!!☆. 	(Nanmaida~ nanmaida~Nanmaida is the shortened version of ) It's social contribution!!☆
Wow oh oh 敗北者なアナタには 	Wow oh oh haibokusha na anata ni wa 	Wow oh oh, what a failure you are
(なんまいだ～ なんまいだ～) 社会貢献 万歳〜!!☆｡ 	(nanmaida~ nanmaida~) shakai kouken banzai~!!☆. 	(Nanmaida~ nanmaida~) Hooray for social contribution~!!☆
 	 	
無カンケーな人間 巻きこんで 	mukankee na ningen makikonde 	Involve the people who don't care
我こそ神だぞと錯覚 WA KE WA KA ME ?!｡ 	ware koso kami da zo to sakkaku WA KE WA KA ME?!. 	I am god, I am an illusion, DON'T CHA GEDD IT?!
(引っ越し あの世へ 引っ越し あの世へ 	(hikkoshi ano yo e hikkoshi ano yo e 	(Go and pass on to the other side
さっさと引っ越し 呪うぞ) 	sassato hikkoshi norou zo) 	Hurry up, go and pass on, or I'll curse you!)
 	 	
他人の居場所 奪いとって　(おめーの席ねぇから!!､) 	tanin no ibasho ubaitotte (omee no seki nee kara!!,) 	Taking someone else's place (cuz there's no seat for ya!!)
我関せずでのうのうと生活 さよならです!!↵｡ 	warekanasezu de nounou to seikatsu sayonara desu!!↵. 	Just to live your life without a care in the world, good-bye!!
(引っ越し あの世へ 引っ越し あの世へ 	(hikkoshi ano yo e hikkoshi ano yo e 	(Go and pass on to the other side
さっさと引っ越し 呪うぞ) 	sassato hikkoshi norou zo) 	Hurry up, go and pass on, or I'll curse you!)
 	 	
そうか､そうか｡つまりきみはそんなやつなんだな､ 	sou ka, sou ka. tsumari kimi wa sonna yatsu nan da na, 	I see, I see. So that's how you are.
(・д・)ﾁｯ はい､はい､はい｡ ‥もうい､い｡ 	chi' hai, hai, hai. ‥mou i,i. 	(・д・) Tch- Yes, yes, yes. ...I've had e,nough.
お前を殺す｡ 	omae o korosu. 	I shall kill you.
よい子のためならば おちゃのこサイサイ 	yoi ko no tame naraba ocha no ko saisai 	If it's for the sake of good people, it'll be easy!
ネ土会ェ貝南犬☆カゞんIよ″るノDA!!｡ 	shakai kouken ganbaru no da!!. 	I'll do my best to contribute to society!!
 	 	
(Hey!!､) 	 	
 	 	
Wow oh oh 害虫は邪魔 邪魔ｧ 	Wow oh oh gaichuu wa jama jamaa 	Wow oh oh, all these pests are in the way!
(なんまいだ～ なんまいだ～) 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	(nanmaida~ nanmaida~) shakai kouken da!!☆. 	(Nanmaida~ nanmaida~) It's social contribution!!☆
Wow oh oh 敗北者なアナタには 	Wow oh oh haibokusha na anata ni wa 	Wow oh oh, what a failure you are
(なんまいだ～ なんまいだ～) 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	(nanmaida~ nanmaida~) shakai kouken da!!☆. 	(Nanmaida~ nanmaida~) It's social contribution!!☆
 	 	
あんにゃもんにゃ 	annyamonnya 	Anya monya
あんにゃもんにゃっにゃ (もんにゃ!!､) 	annyamonnyannya (monnya!!,) 	Anya monya, nya (Monnya!!)
あんにゃもんにゃ 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	annyamonnya shakai kouken da!!☆. 	Anya monya, it's social contribution!!☆
あんにゃもんにゃ 	annyamonnya 	Anya monya
あんにゃもんにゃっにゃ (もんにゃ!!､) 	annyamonnyannya (mon nya!!,) 	Anya monya, nya (Mon nya!!)
あんにゃもんにゃ 社会貢献 万歳〜!!☆､ 	annyamonnya shakai kouken banzai~!!☆､ 	Anya monya, hooray for social contribution~!!☆
これからも お､の､ろ､い､ま､す､る､っ｡ 	kore kara mo o, no, ro, i, ma, su ru, '. 	From now on, I'll be cur,sing you.
 	 	
ふぅ〜､腹減ったなあ､‥!!｡寿司食べたい!!｡ 	fuu~, hara hetta naa, ‥!!. sushi tabetai!!. 	Whoo~ I'm hungry, ..! I want sushi!!
は?､‥‥なにぃこれぇ?｡どういうことだってばよ‥｡ 	ha?, ‥‥nanii koree?. dou iu koto datteba yo‥. 	Huh? ....What is this? What's going on...?
 	 	
ｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰ 	zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee 	Slurp slurp, whistle! Slurp slurp, whistle! Slurp slurp, whistle!
ｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰ 	zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee 	Slurp slurp, whistle! Slurp slurp, whistle! Slurp slurp, whistle!
ｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ ﾋﾟｪｰ 	zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee zuruzuru pee 	Slurp slurp, whistle! Slurp slurp, whistle! Slurp slurp, whistle!
 	 	
ネ土会ェ貝南犬☆カゞんIよ″るノDA!!｡ 	shakai kouken ganbaru no da!!. 	I'll do my best to contribute to society!!
 	 	
(Hey!!､) 	 	
 	 	
Wow oh oh 害虫は邪魔 邪魔ｧ 	Wow oh oh gaichuu wa jama jamaa 	Wow oh oh, all these pests are in the way!
(なんまいだ～ なんまいだ～) 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	(nanmaida~ nanmaida~) shakai kouken da!!☆. 	(Nanmaida~ nanmaida~) It's social contribution!!☆
Wow oh oh 敗北者なアナタには 	Wow oh oh haibokusha na anata ni wa 	Wow oh oh, what a failure you are
(なんまいだ～ なんまいだ～) 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	(nanmaida~ nanmaida~) shakai kouken da!!☆. 	(Nanmaida~ nanmaida~) It's social contribution!!☆
 	 	
あんにゃもんにゃ 	annyamonnya 	Anya monya
あんにゃもんにゃっにゃ (もんにゃ!!､) 	annyamonnyannya (mon nya!!,) 	Anya monya, nya (Monnya!!)
あんにゃもんにゃ 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	annyamonnya shakai kouken da!!☆. 	Anya monya, it's social contribution!!☆
あんにゃもんにゃ 	annyamonnya 	Anya monya
あんにゃもんにゃっにゃ (もんにゃ!!､) 	annyamonnyannya (mon nya!!,) 	Anya monya, nya (Mon nya!!)
あんにゃもんにゃ 社会貢献だ｡ 	annyamonnya shakai kouken da. 	Anya monya, hooray for social contribution~!!☆
 	 	
わるさするヤツは (社会貢献だ!!☆｡) 	warusa suru yatsu wa (shakai kouken da!!☆.) 	People who do evil will be (contributed to society!!☆)
見逃しはしない!!､ (社会貢献だ!!☆｡) 	minogashi wa shinai!!, (shakai kouken da!!☆.) 	None shall escape (contribution to society!!☆)
残業 パワハラ どす黒い会社も 	zangyou pawahara dosuguroi kaisha mo 	Overtime, power harassment, black companies, and overwork
良過労､止むなき破壊光線!!｡ 	ryou karou, yamunaki hakai kousen!!. 	will be hit with an unstoppable destruction beam!!
ド屑人間も (社会貢献だ!!☆｡) 	dokuzu ningen mo (shakai kouken da!!☆.) 	The scum of the earth will be (contributed to society!!☆)
モミアゲヲ様も (社会貢献だ!!☆｡) 	momi agewo sama mo (shakai kouken da!!☆.) 	Even momiagewo-sama will be (contributed to society!!☆)
非常事態だ!!､他人に見られた‥?!｡ 	hijou jitai da!!, hito ni mirareta‥?!. 	This is an emergency!! Did someone see me..?!
「人を呪わば穴二つ」 	"hito o norowaba ana futatsu" 	"Curse a man, and you shall be cursed"
反ネ土会ェ貝南犬☆されちゃうのだぁ?!。（悲鳴） 	han shakai kouken ☆ sarechau no daa?!. 	Will I also be contributed to society?! (Screams)
 	 	
Wow oh oh 自業自得なアナタは 	Wow oh oh jigoujitoku na anata wa 	Whoa oh oh, you reap what you just sow
社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	shakai kouken da!!☆. 	It's social contribution!!☆
Wow oh oh 害虫なアナタはそう 	Wow oh oh gaichuu na anata wa sou 	Wow oh oh, that's just the kind of pest you are
不完全で究極のルーザー 	fukanzen de kyuukyoku no ruuzaa 	You're defective, the ultimate loser
 	 	
敗北者 じゃけえ‥ 	haibokusha jakee‥ 	What a failure..
‥敗北者?､取り消せよ‥‥今の言葉ァ!!｡ 	‥haibokusha?, torikese yo‥‥ ima no kotobaa!!. 	..A failure? Take it back.... What you just said!
 	 	
(Hey!!､) 	 	
 	 	
Wow oh oh 害虫は邪魔 邪魔ｧ 	Wow oh oh gaichuu wa jama jamaa 	Wow oh oh, all these pests are in the way!
(なんまいだ～ なんまいだ～) 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	(nanmaida~ nanmaida~) shakai kouken da!!☆. 	(Nanmaida~ nanmaida~) It's social contribution!!☆
Wow oh oh 敗北者なアナタには 	Wow oh oh haibokusha na anata ni wa 	Wow oh oh, what a failure you are
(なんまいだ～ なんまいだ～) 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	(nanmaida~ nanmaida~) shakai kouken da!!☆. 	(Nanmaida~ nanmaida~) It's social contribution!!☆
 	 	
あんにゃもんにゃ 	annyamonnya 	Anya monya
あんにゃもんにゃっにゃ (もんにゃ!!､) 	annyamonnyannya (monnya!!,) 	Anya monya, nya (Monnya!!)
あんにゃもんにゃ 社会貢献だ!!☆｡ 	annyamonnya shakai kouken da!!☆. 	Anya monya, it's social contribution!!☆
あんにゃもんにゃ 	annyamonnya 	Anya monya
あんにゃもんにゃっにゃ (もんにゃ!!､) 	annyamonnyannya (monnya!!,) 	Anya monya, nya (Mon nya!!)
あんにゃもんにゃ 社会貢献 万歳〜!!☆､ 	annyamonnya shakai kouken banzai~!!☆, 	Anya monya, hooray for social contribution~!!☆
これからも お､の､ろ､い､ま､す､る､っ｡ 	kore kara mo o, no, ro, i, ma, su ru, '. 	From now on, I'll be cur,sing you.
 	 	
(Wow oh oh 社会貢献だ!!☆｡) 	(Wow oh oh shakai kouken da!!☆.) 	(Wow oh oh, it's social contribution!!☆)
今日もよい子が苦しめられている｡ 	kyou mo yoi ko ga kurushimerarete iru. 	Even today, good people still continue to suffer.
 	 	
(Wow oh oh 社会貢献だ!!☆｡) 	(Wow oh oh shakai kouken da!!☆.) 	(Wow oh oh, it's social contribution!!☆)
悪さはダメだと わかんないっぴ‥‥?､ 	warusa wa dame da to wakannai pi‥‥?, 	Don't they know evil is no good....?
 	 	
(Wow oh oh 社会貢献だ!!☆｡) 	(Wow oh oh shakai kouken da!!☆.) 	(Wow oh oh, it's social contribution!!☆)
弱い者いじめをした感想は?｡ 	yowai mono ijime o shita kansou wa?. 	How did it feel to bully the weak?
 	 	
(Wow oh oh 社会貢献だ!!☆｡) 	(Wow oh oh shakai kouken da!!☆.) 	(Wow oh oh, it's social contribution!!☆)
気持ちよかったんだね うん､よかった♡｡ 	kimochi yokattan da ne un, yokatta ♡. 	It felt good right? yes, it felt good ♡
じゃあ､死のうか────｡ 	jaa, shinou ka────. 	Well then, guess I'll die────
== Translation Notes ==
==External Links ==
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