The Buyer⁻ℵ⁰ (Main Universe)

The Buyer⁻ℵ⁰ (Pronounced as “Buyer Powered by The Negative Aleph-Null” but is also known as “Buyer Minus Infinity” or "Buyer, Ancestor of all Buyers”) is an Neanderthal and the oldest known member of The Buyer Bloodline.
Because of his descendants, he is probably the most well known Neanderthal in History. 
==Biography==
===Early Life===
Nothing is know about parents or if he ever had any. There are rumours he came from the Never-sphere completely made, Other rumours claimed he may be the first Neanderthal ever, being the child of two Homo heidelbergensis. 
The First Know historical fact about his life is that he was seen at a Gay orgy shouting homophonic slurs and then later that day seen at the pre-Historic Bar “SMASH!!!” Kissing a man. (Information needed)
He married his sweet heart Ug-lug Woopy Woopy Shine dine Lippy dippy soo-Da The Third, Together there philosophy would form the basis of Capitalism.
Around this time The Buyer⁻ℵ⁰ became the first living being to own currency. 
His wife become instantly pregnant when they both lost there virginity to one another. 
===The Battle of Mis'Tam-no===
During his travel to the time period for a documentary, Noir Rock spotted The Buyer⁻ℵ⁰ to be a possible candidate to interview, about 20 mins in, Noir notices the similarity to his descendants, the stares The Buyer⁻ℵ⁰ was getting made him unconfutable and unexpectedly punch Noir Rock in the noise. (Information needed) 
===Death===
At the age of 58, The Buyer⁻ℵ⁰ died from salmonella poisoning. His last words were recorded to be "IF I SEE NOIR ROCK AGAIN! ILL KICK HIM IN THE COCK!!!"
==Powers and Abilities==
===Powers===
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===Anti-Powers===
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===Abilities===
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===Disabilities===
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==Relationships==
===Family===
*Father - Biological Ancestor
*Ug-lug Woopy Woopy Shine dine Lippy dippy soo-Da - Grandmother-in-Law
*Ug-lug Woopy Woopy Shine dine Lippy dippy soo-Da The Second - Mother-in-Law
*Ug-lug Woopy Woopy Shine dine Lippy dippy soo-Da The Third - Wife
*The Buyer⁻1 - descendant
*The Buyer - descendant
*The Buyer² - descendant
===Allies===
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===Enemies===
*The Flamboyent Pedo
*Noir Rock
==Equipment==
===Weapons===
*The Stone of Predetermined-Dance - A Stone that allows its users to discover a tune that will get stuck in its targets head to the point it become extremely distracting. 
===Vehicles===
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==Facilities==
===Base===
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===House===
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===Prisons===
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==Gallery==
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==Appearances==
In chronological order:
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==Trivia==
*Many believed he was at leased 68% pure Evil. 
*Drank alot.
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==Behind the scenes==
*The character was created by: Adam Boyes
Category:Characters Created By Adam Boyes
Category:The Buyer Bloodline