Itsahlbend Theatre

Itsahlbend Theatre is a segment in It's All Been Done Radio Hour. It was the ninth segment created for the show by Jerome Wetzel, premiering in February 2018. It is meant to showcase the varied voice talents of a troupe member who did not yet have a lead role in any segment, Dan Condo. A snow storm caused Dan to miss the first performance, and Shane Stefanchik filled in at the last minute.
The premise of Itsahlbend Theatre is to provide a twist on classic tales, such as fairy tales and fables. In each, the host tells his version of the story, stepping into a lead role himself. His moral or message, given at the end, is never what the original was known for. Each episode is stand-alone.
Most episodes (in theatre shows, not streaming shows) have several bits of music, including the original theme song. The theme and any new bits are composed and performed by Kristin Green. She sometimes uses non-copyrighted pieces as well.
In 2020, condensed Teeny-Weeny episodes, those running commercial-length, joined the line-up in between full-lengths.
== Characters ==
=== Main Characters ===
* Sir Hubert Donald Rattigan Fievel Norwahl, Esquire, III played by Dan Condo. Hubert is pretentious, pompous, and always knows best. Hence why he is bringing you his own take on tales you're already familiar with.
*Honorable Archduke Edmund Teenybopper Archibald Stoker Betelgeuse Crimson Ghidora Hall the 9th played by Shane Stefanchik. A lot like Hubert, but creepier. Starting with episode 15, he subs in when Hubert isn't available.
== Episodes ==
Overall	Season	Title 	Writer 	Director 	Live Show 	Podcast
1 	1 	"The Grasshopper and the Ants" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Nick Arganbright 	Show XXXI 	149
2 	2 	"Hansel and Gretel" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Chase McCants 	Show XXXIV 	164
3 	3 	"The One Skillful Brother and His Three Mildly Talented Siblings"	Jerome Wetzel 	Nick Arganbright 	Show XLI 	201
4 	4 	"Hector My Hedgehog" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Kristin Green 	Show LI 	253
5 	5 	"Two Princesses" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Nick Arganbright 	Show LVII 	287
6 	6 	"Teeny-Weeny: Baa Baa Black Sheep" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Kristin Green 	Show LX 	302
7 	7 	"Teeny-Weeny: Humpty Dumpty" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Samantha Stark 	Show LXII 	312
8 	8 	"The Tortoise and the Hare" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Kristin Green 	Show LXV 	324
9 	9 	"A Visit from Saint Nicholas" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Chase McCants 	Show LXVI 	329
10 	10 	"Huxley Vs. the Shame Spirit" 	Kristin Green 	Samantha Stark 	Show LXXI 	358
11 	11 	"Oh, Henry" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Chase McCants 	Show LXXVIII 	392
12 	12 	"G.O.A.T.s" 	Jerome Wetzel, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and Mike Tyson	Samantha Stark 	Show LXXIX 	399
13 	13 	"Winnie-the-Pooh and Some Bees" 	Jerome Wetzel & A.A. Milne 	Samantha Stark 	Show LXXXI 	402
14 	14 	"Teeny-Weeny: The Old Woman and the Physician" 	Darren Esler 	Nick Arganbright 	Show LXXXII 	407
15 	15 	"Teeny-Weeny: The Raven" 	Jerome Wetzel & Edgar Allen Poe 	Nick Arganbright 	Show LXXXVIII	433
16 	16 	"Jingle Part of the Way" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Chase McCants 	Show XC 	440
17 	17 	"Macbeth" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Kristin Green 	Show XCI 	447
18 	18 	"Sir Gawain and the Green Knight" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Samantha Stark 	Show XCII 	451
19 	19 	"Teeny-Weeny: Winnie-the-Pooh Gets Stuck" 	Jerome Wetzel & A.A. Milne 	Kristin Green 	Show XCV 	466
20 	20 	"The Frogs Who Demanded a King" 	Darren Esler 	Grace Wilson, with Nick Arganbright	Show XCIX 	
21 	21 	"Giant" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Samantha Stark 	Show C 	
22 	1 	"Amelia Earhart Disappears" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Kristin Green 	Show CI 	
23 	2 	"The First Christmas" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Chase McCants 	Show CII 	
24 	3 	"Teeny-Weeny: An Old Hope" 	Jerome Wetzel & George Lucas 	Nick Arganbright 	Show CIII 	
25 	4 	"Life's Miserable" 	Jerome Wetzel & Victor Hugo 	Kristin Green 	Show CIV 	
26 	5 	"Pooh and Piglet Go Hunting and Nearly Catch a Woozle" 	Darren Esler & A.A. Milne 	Nick Arganbright 	Show CV 	
27 	6 	"Tweeny-Weeny: Amelia Earhart Survives" 	Jerome Wetzel 	Nick Arganbright 	Show CVIII 	
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