Untitled (Att: Shock Records)

A series of nine untitled tracks featuring a conversation between Ron Hitler-Barassi and Humphrey B. Flaubert appear as interstitial tracks on Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture, the bonus disc of TISM's 1998 album www.tism.wanker.com. The tracks feature Hitler-Barassi and Flaubert discussing topics relevant to the songs that follow them, while watching a pornographic film (which is clearly audible in the background.
On the 2009 iTunes and later streaming editions of the album, these tracks are integrated into the songs that either precede or follow them. In 2023, the conversation tracks were not included in the vinyl and CD reissues of www.tism.wanker.com, orthe expanded box set edition of the album; the complete conversation, as a single track running for five minutes and forty-two seconds, was released on the digital release Wanker Residuum, labelled as "[Untitled]".
== Transcript ==
=== Dino ===
:RON: And, uh, Dino brought... have you seen the... (unintelligible)
:HUMPHREY: Yeah, yeah.
:RON: Pretty good.
:HUMPHREY: I found it fairly boring, actually. Uh... um...
:RON: I saw the bit where he cums on her tits... uh... and she's holding the... she's holding the camera--
:HUMPHREY: Camera, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
:RON: And he's screwing her, and, um...
:HUMPHREY: Yeah.
:RON: :He... and he, um... (unintelligible) Heh heh.
:HUMPHREY: (chuckles)
:RON: Dino's going, Dino... the... the... the bloody stripper's going, er, "Give me some more, give me some more, give me some more..."
:HUMPHREY: Yeah, I'll have some more.
:RON: Cheers. Mind you, the fucking stripper seemed, uh...
:HUMPHREY: Oh, h... horrible, horrible.
:RON: Ohhh, God. Jeez, both his... both his arms... (unintelligible) ...a fucking cock! (unintelligible)
=== Chiga ===
:HUMPHREY: There's this guy, uh, called Chiga, who won, um... when I was in Springvale, when I was growing up in Springvale, he was the Springvale guitar hero. He is... he was... he was legendary.
:RON: Huh?
:HUMPHREY: He was, and, um... I remember, um... he, um... I think he went to my primary school as well, but he was the first kid that I knew showed me how to play... properly play "Black Dog" on acoustic guitar, and, um... yeah, properly, and, uh... he was, you know... (unintelligible) ...he was, um... (unintelligible) ...and, um, he ended up walking in front of a train.
:RON: (laughs)
=== Famous in Springvale ===
:HUMPHREY: No, no, it was... it was such a ridiculous thing to be, to be famous in Springvale. But, when... when growing up and living in Springvale, the world is Springvale, so everything is, um... you don't know anybody who who pretty much lives in the real world much outside of, uh, three-one-seven, or something, postcode, and, uh--
=== Private Schools ===
=== Reviews ===
=== Robyn Prower ===
=== Super ===
=== Bad Music ===
=== Crossfades ===
== See also ==
*"Untitled" (www.tism.wanker.com disc one)
*Wanker Residuum
==External links and references==
*The TISM Wiki at archive.org
*Wanker Residuum at Bandcamp
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