Yo mama

yo mama is a miscellaneous item in item asylum. It allows the user to interject and say an insult. 
==Functionality==
Equipping yo mama plays the Yo Mama theme song on loop. The music will stop when it is put away.
Using this item causes the user to wind-up by raising their arm and pointing in front of them. While this happens, a randomly selected voice line sent audibly and through bubble-chat occurs. There are four lines in total: 
*Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet. She's already WORLD WIDE!
*Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with DR. PEPPER!
*Yo mama so ugly, she made an ONION cry!
*Yo mama so fat, her SPLASH ATTACK does DAMAGE!
Once the wind-up completes, anyone in a short distance in front of the user will be dealt 45 damage, accompanied by an "Emotional Crit!" message. This also ragdolls the victim, knocks them back a small amount, and lowers their defense by 15% for 5 seconds.
yo mama has a 3 second cooldown between uses.
==Tips==
*Timing is essential to using yo mama. Unlike wright, yo mama is not instantaneous and has an obvious wind-up that can be avoided.
*yo mama's range is somewhat large compared to most melee weapons. Use it to open fights or to finish off an enemy.
* While yo mama has weak knockback, it can be used to knock players off the edges of maps and platforms should they be standing too close to the edge.
==Trivia==
*The "Emotional Crit!" message that appears when someone is hit could most likely originate from the video "Sniper goes to an Opera", where a character is insulted and the message appears next to the character's head.
*yo mama is blacklisted from BOSS/JGN. The reason behind this is unknown.
==Gallery==
yo mama usage.gif|Using yo mama.
yo mama usage dummy.gif|Ditto, but against an enemy.
Yo mama hitbox.png|yo mama’s hitbox.
===Miscellaneous===
File:Brodyfoxx.png|yo mama’s custom cursor prior to its removal in v0.8.0.
==Audio==
Sound	Sound
Equip	
Use 1	
Use 2	
Use 3	
Use 4	
Hit 	
==Changes==
*v1.8.0 [🎃]
**Damage increased from 35 to 45.
**Now inflicts a -15% defense penalty to enemies hit for 5 seconds.
*v1.5.6
**Reverted v1.5.5 changes.
*v1.5.5
**Audio is bass-boosted and louder.
**Insult audio is faster and high pitched.
**Deals 75 damage.
**Hitbox length increased to 55 studs.
**Has no cooldown; may be reused as soon as its animation ends.
**Cooldown text changed to "yom".
*v1.1.0 [❄️]
** Converted into a misc item.
***Previously was a ranged item.
*v0.8.0 [☀️] 
**Removed Brody Foxx cursor.
*Unknown update
**Nerfed knockback. Used to be comparable to wright.
*Added yo mama prior to v0.1.0.
Category:Items
Category:Misc Items
Category:Based on media
Category:Items that display bubble chat
Category:Inflicts ragdoll
Category:Inflicts knockback
Category:Decreases stats
Category:Blacklisted in boss
Category:Items that play music
Category:Items based on RNG