Lefthanded Elves

The Lefthanded Elves are some dudes from Yokuda who can only write stuff with their left hand. They are also the only elves with afrocentric features, which is why Bethesda chooses to never show them (they are racist). The Yokudans killed them all with the Pancakesword. According to ESO they are are actually human, which is about the dumbest fucking idea you will ever hear and should not be taken as canon.
If you call them Sinismer, MK will show up at your house cut off your balls and shove them down your throat!!!