Furry

Furry is the seventh episode of The SpongeBob and Viktor Orbán Show. It was released on June 3, 2022 and was written by .
== Transcript ==
[Exterior shot of the Carmelite Monastery of Buda. Patrick Star, dressed in a mailman outfit, rings the doorbell which chimes to the theme of the Hungarian national anthem.]
Patrick: Catchy tune.
[Viktor Orbán answers the door.]
Orbán: Szia! 
Patrick: Package for, uh… Victor Orbans?
Orbán: Viktor Orbán!
Patrick: Look, I’m kinda on a tight shift here so if you could just sign for your damn package that would be great.
Orbán: Oh, my apologies. 
[Viktor Orbán signs a sheet of paper and Patrick passes him a large cardboard box.]
Patrick: Enjoy your package!
Orbán: You too!
[Patrick walks off.]
Patrick: Jesus Christ that guy is so rude. You’d think he runs the country or something.
[Viktor Orbán pulls his package inside and slams the door.]
Orbán: I can’t believe it’s finally here!
Anikó Lévai: What’s that?
Orbán: Oh, uh, wifey? I thought you were supposed to be in the kitchen!
Anikó Lévai: Oh right, sorry Viktor Orbán MP.
Orbán: Don’t mention it.
Anikó Lévai: But seriously what is that?
Orbán: Oh it’s… nothing important.
Anikó Lévai: I want to see.
Orbán: YOU CAN’T SEE!
Anikó Lévai: Why not?
Orbán: …because… you can’t.
Anikó Lévai: Oh okay.
[Pause.]
Anikó Lévai: I want to open it.
Orbán: WIFEY, NO!!!!!
[Anikó opens the box and finds a bird fursuit inside.]
Anikó Lévai: (gasps) Mi a fasz van veled?!
Orbán: I’m so sorry you had to find out this way, wifey!
Anikó Lévai: What the hell is this?
Orbán: It’s a… (sighs) it’s a fursuit. I’m a furry.
Anikó Lévai: No you’re fucking not.
Orbán: But I am! Look!
[Viktor puts the bird fursuit on.]
Orbán: I’m Tamas the Turul!
Anikó Lévai: You’re fucking insane.
Orbán: I’m not insane! I’m Tamas the Turul!
Anikó Lévai: Who the flying FUCK is Tamas the Turul?
Orbán: He’s my fursona! I’m a furry! uWu!
Anikó Lévai: What the fuck did you just say?
Orbán: I said uWu!
Anikó Lévai: I want to kill myself.
Orbán: And I want to be a furry. See? We both have our quirks.
Anikó Lévai: Oh my God.
Orbán: Just please don’t tell anyone about this. If Ferenc Gyurcsány finds out I’ll be deader than Suzy Sheep.
Gyurcsány: hi
Orbán: (screams) FERENC GYURCSANY! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
Gyurcsány: I don’t know. I was bored, you left the window open. Nice fursuit by the way.
Orbán: Thanks, I mean-
Gyurcsány: We should go to a furry convention together sometime.
Orbán: Wait, you’re a furry too?
Gyurcsány: Of course! My fursona is a grouse.
Orbán: Huh.
Gyurcsány: Yeah.
[Pause.]
Orbán: I still hate you though.
[fin]
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