Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 9)

Chapter 9 is the ninth chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Back to the Amazon".
==Plot==
(As Linda, Tulio and Fernando sleep in a hotel in Ouro Preto, back at Rio de Janeiro in the local Inn, it was already morning as Red and Blu's flock are still sleeping in their own beds as the two flocks woke up with the skylight reaching to the window of their hotel room)
*Red: *yawn* Just another morning out of the blue.
*Blu: *yawn* Man. It feels good to sleep on a nice bed.
*Jewel: It's like, we haven't sleep in one of those beds for months.
*Blu: I still feel a bit sleepy.
*Chuck: Ah. Feeling cozy on the cotton.
*Hal: We even get to share a bit of skylight here.
*Bubbles: We got some skylight. Also, we're feeling the fresh air on the air machine.
*Red: What's the air vent thing on the hotel?
*Blu: That is a air conditioner my friend. This air machine is where you can get the hot and cold air whenever you're feeling hot or cold.
*Red: Well, I'm feeling the cold on the air machine.
*Jay: Hot and cold.
*Jim: I'm breezing.
*Jake: Freezing! So freezing!
*Stella: Are you going to freeze yourself into a popsicle?
*Jake: No. I'm having a moment.
*Bomb: I would prefer feeling the hot over ice.
*Tiago: I don't mind hot over cold.
*Carla: Oh boy, the sun's up and let's get the groove on.
*Bia: I'm feeling the sunshine here.
*Nico: Woo! It feels like a cloudy day.
*Pedro: I love hotel-stops so much.
*Rafael: We been sleeping in the Inn all night long.
*Chuck: So Red, what are we going to do next, now that we stay at the Inn for one night, are we going to leave the Inn and head back to the Amazon?
*Red: Whatever Blu says.
*Blu: I heard you. We're about to pack up and head back to the Amazon.
*Jewel: Looks like we're leaving Rio and flying back to the Amazon.
*Matilda: We'll be good to go to take flight with the clouds.
*Stella: But we also needed a little breakfast.
*Red: Does this Inn store food inside of the fridge?
*Blu: Almost all the hotels have food inside the fridge, like on cruises.
*Stella: So, let's see what's inside of the fridge.
*Blu: *fly over to the fridge* Please be cheese and cookies, please be cheese and cookies. *open the fridge, realizing it's empty* Huh? It's all empty.
*Jewel: There's like nothing!
*Rafael: All gone and empty.
*Chuck: Maybe the Inn didn't store a lot of food inside for the guests or was it a prop?
*Red: Well forget it. We'll find some food on the way around Brazil back to the Amazon.
*Matilda: There's a lot of food to eat while traveling. So we can leave and explore while finding some food to eat.
*Blu: Okay. We stay at the Inn for one night and that's good. We're gonna pack up and leave the Inn as well leaving Rio to return to the Amazon.
*Jewel: We didn't bring any stuff on the go.
*Tiago: Um, Blu. You brought in your GPS, right?
*Blu: Oh yes. *hold a GPS* My GPS. I forgot about it.
*Red: Why do you need a GPS for?
*Blu: You know, to tell, locate and track down where to go on any location the lady tell us to go by the map on the point of the direction.
*Jay: We would be falling into the point of divergence if we were falling into the wrong way of the line, am I right? Laugh out laugh, much?
*Blu: Huh? No. The GPS give us the right direction for us to go, like with all the GPS apps in every device in the world.
*Jewel: You're still going to trust that lady if they point us to the wrong direction and everywhere we go.
*Rafael: Just like last time, it won't be big of a deal to travel for more days to head back to the Amazon.
*Hal: At least, We'll go grab something to eat on the go.
*Bubbles: We'll find some strawberries on the ride.
*Jake: Hope we don't drop them on the go.
*Jay: What does this air bent do? *turn on the air conditioner* Ooh! Freezing!
*Stella: Hey! Get out of there.
*Jay: Sorry mommy. *turn off the air conditioner*
*Stella: Oh brother.
*Jake: How does it feel?
*Jay: Cold.
*Jim: Oh, so the air conditioner is always cold.
*Jay: It's freezing and chilling on my tail feathers.
*Tiago: Does the air thing melt if a device get too close?
*Carla: No. It doesn't freeze and melt like ice.
*Bia: The air works very well in the hotel.
*Nico: Do we like go out on the front door and-
*Pedro: No man! How are we going to the front door when there's humans in charge?
*Rafael: You don't wanna get caught and get locked in cages, do you?
*Nico: Well never mind. We'll take the slide door instead.
*Bomb: On the window you mean?
*Terence: Huh?
*Red: Yes. To the slide door.
*Nico: Everyone to your places and hold the round birds before we go.
*Rafael: Just like in our previous flights. *he and Blu's flock hold on to Red's flock*
*Chuck: Very tight.
*Red: Whatever we go. We say go.
*Blu: If green light means go, then we go and leave the local Inn for good.
*Jewel: Alright birds. You know the drill. Let's fly!
*Pedro: Goodbye hotel! *he and the birds fly out of the local Inn*
(Red and Blu's flock left the local Inn hotel as they fly through the sky to leave Rio de Janeiro before heading to other places around Brazil on their way back to the Amazon Rainforest)
*Red: Man, we got big heat wave on us.
*Blu: It's really sunny out there. Feel like a good time to head back to the Amazon.
*Jewel: That's enough exploring Rio for a while.
*Rafael: At least, we got to meet a lot of friends back at the village.
*Nico: The monkeys are already taking over!
*Pedro: Now all the birds are funky as a monkey.
*Chuck: I can be a funky monkey over a funky bird any day now.
*Bomb: Chuck! You are a bird!
*Chuck: So? What's your problem.
*Hal: We're not going to fight who's a monkey or bird, are we?
*Bubbles: Of course not. We're born to be animals and not human.
*Matilda: Neither is a ape, right Terence?
*Terence: *growls* Mmm...
*Stella: Terence is always being Terence.
*Red: That's my brother alright. Bring it down, Amazon!
*Blu: Straight outta Rio and in with the Amazon!
*Rafael: Back to the Amazon, baby!
(The background song "Ô Vida" by Carlinhos Brown and Nina De Freitas plays again as Red and Blu's flock leave Rio de Janeiro to travel all over to Brazil by heading through places like Minas. In Minas, the birds fly through the buildings and mountains as the llamas watches by with the blue jays. They head over to Brasília to pass by cars, trucks, limbos and cities as they pass by Porto Velho to look through the trees. Blu use a GPS to locate many places on the map as they pass by the flea market, a music festival, a art festival, a Mardi Gras festival and a Pride festival on the way. The flock relax in the beach of Salvador as the gang take a bath through the fountain with Chuck drinking water and spitting it out of Bomb, much to his annoyance. The flock fly through the skies as well passing by a thunderstorm to hold on to Red's block to prevent falling and getting strike by lightning. Back at Ouro Preto, Linda, Tulio and Fernando wake up in a hotel room as they are about to pack up and leave to head to more places.)
*Linda: Is it morning already?
*Tulio: Looks like.
*Fernando: *yawn* Another day in the blue of Brazil.
*Linda: Oh well. That was a good night sleep.
*Tulio: We should get packing and move along to other places in the road trip.
*Fernando: Does anyone have the key? Don't tell me we lose it on the way here.
*Linda: *hold the key* It's here. We didn't lose it. It been sitting on my hand the whole night when sleeping.
*Tulio: Eureka. You still have it with you.
*Fernando: Jackpot. Let's leave the hotel for good. *he and his family back their bags as they leave the hotel room*
*Linda: *walk in the hallway and give the key back to the hotel clerk on the counter* Here you go sir. One room available for the next guest.
*Hotel Clerk: Thank you very much. The hotel is still packed as always with one more room available. No one seem to take the one last spot anymore since the last decade.
*Linda: *outside of the hotel with Tulio and Fernando* Ah. It's still sunny out there.
*Tulio: Let's get to the car and start driving.
*Fernando: Here we go again with the road trip.
(Linda, Tulio and Fernando head to the car by storing their bags and drive their the road as well going through a flea market, meeting people with a lot of birds on their shoulders and holding them, looking at the trees with a lot of butterflies and fishing on the lake with Linda catching the most fish with Tulio and Fernando catching less. Back in the skies as King Pig and Nigel's group are still riding on the hot air balloons while tracking down the Amazon to take down Red and Blu's flock.)
*King Pig: Aw man. When we are going to track down the birds?
*Nigel: It been hours and we haven't track down the Amazon yet. Oh, did I tell you that exploring that a bit long to get to the place you wanted to go?
*King Pig: What?
*Gabi: That's how exploring works, sweetie.
*Ross: I'm feeling hot here.
*Foreman Pig: Your majesty, are we getting there?
*King Pig: Yes, and no. We're in the sea of clouds and left Rio for a while.
*Chef Pig: It been a day since we left the Rio town. Do something, boss!
*Nigel: Why can't you go faster like a racing car. Say, have you done something fast back in your world?
*King Pig: In my world, we race against the birds with cars and that's just another story. We use flying engines to fly in the clouds to steal the eggs from the birds. Maybe we can use the flying engines to speed up a little so we can get to the Amazon on time.
*Nigel: Ah. I know you're talking smart. How about you speed up a bit so we can get to the Amazon faster as a eagle.
*Gabi: Talk about safety smarts.
*King Pig: Yes! I know you can advice me even more. We'll speed up our engines to get to the Amazon on time!
*Foreman Pig: Yeah, we can do that.
*Nigel: Then go a bit faster if you like.
*King Pig: Alright! Boys! Speed the engines up!
*Ross: Eye eye boss! *he and the pigs speed up the engines to make the hot air balloons go fast*
*King Pig: Whoa! That's a lot of speed over there! Slow down!
*Nigel: My feathers won't lay on the wind if the ships go fast a lot.
*Gabi: Too much, speed! *flew off* Whoa!
*Ross: *catch Gabi on the jar* Don't worry tree frog, I got you.
*Gabi: Thank you.
(King Pig and Nigel's group control the engines by making the hot air balloons go faster as they drive through the clouds on sunny days, cloudy days and raining days with the pigs trying to hold on to each other to prevent falling off the hot air balloons. After storming through the clouds, they pass all of Brazil and made it all the way through the Amazon Rainforest by making their way to the jungle)
*King Pig: Shoot. That was a close encounter full of wind and storms.
*Nigel: At least, we should be getting to the Amazon by now if we aren't stopping in one island like the Bermuda Triangle.
*Gabi: The Amazon! We're at the Amazon!
*King Pig: Say what?
*Ross: We're here! The jungle where the birds fly!
*Foreman Pig: There it is folks. We finally made it to the place we're looking for.
*Chef Pig: Are you sure this is the Amazon?
*Nigel: Yes. We're at the Amazon now and arriving to the point where we should park at any jungle in the wild.
*King Pig: After all the whirling and striking with thunders, we finally got to shine through the roots of the loots. Make landing to the woods!
*Nigel: Safe landings, please. No falling or crashes.
*Ross: We'll point to the right direction on the right landing pad. *he and everyone control the hot air balloons to the Amazon Rainforest*
(The background song end as King Pig and Nigel's group arrive at the Amazon Rainforest by landing through the jungle with the pigs getting off the hot air balloons with the leaders King Pig, Nigel and Gabi getting off to set up their heist to track down all the birds in the Amazon)
*King Pig: Home sweet jungle. I like it. Eureka!
*Nigel: Okay. Now where to. Oh, we need to get revenge on Red and Blu for messing with our lives.
*Gabi: And for ruining our fun throughout the day!
*Foreman Pig: How many birds are we going to capture?
*Nigel: Like all of them. I will ruin their lives and destroy all the tribes that block through the way.
*Chef Pig: How about we take the eggs away, huh?
*Ross: Are you thinking about that?
*King Pig: Say, we take action against the birds, capture the eggs and build a new fortress from scratch. What do you think?
*Nigel: Yes. I will capture every egg in the world and preserve all the birds in the Amazon. We'll have a new fortress from scratch and rule the jungle where no animal or human could.
*Gabi: Isn't that going to risk the lives of every animal and bird living in harmony?
*Nigel: Forget their wisdoms. Soon, the Amazon Rainforest will be ours to rule. *laugh*
*King Pig: A new leaf just started. For revenge and to pursue! *laugh*
*Gabi: Sweet revenge coming up. *laugh*
*Nigel: Okay. Enough laughing. Now get to work on the fortress. We got a big show to catch up. *he and the pigs start construction on the new fortress by cutting down all the tress and making the birds and animals run and fly away*
(Back with Red and Blu's flock, the birds are flying through Manaus as they are making their way to the cities as well flying to the flea market to the dock)
*Red: Man, we went all the way back to the beginning where we first left the Amazon.
*Blu: This was the last place we went to before going to the Amazon and yes, this is the place to go before the Amazon.
*Chuck: We passed all the places in the world before heading back to the rainforest.
*Bomb: No GPS, no pain, no gain. It's all good.
*Jewel: See Blu. We didn't need a GPS to track down all the places to go.
*Blu: Come on Jewel. You know, we needed that GPS to travel through the cities.
*Rafael: Maybe you didn't have enough room to hold that device of yours while on the flight.
*Red: I could have hold the GPS, but I can't. Cause, I have no feathers to carry on.
*Hal: All birds are different.
*Bubbles: It's just part of life. No matter if you're perfect or not.
*Nico: Birds are birds. Some birds like penguins don't fly.
*Pedro: In fact, they look fat.
*Blu: Not all penguins are fat. Take a little penguin for example. They're the smallest of the flock and don't even have a chubby belly like a rockhopper.
*Jewel: Some prehistoric penguins are fat as well.
*Blu: Prehistoric birds too. In the age of the dinosaurs, they have feathers.
*Red: Say what? You think a animal like a rhino and tiger have feathers?
*Blu: They have fur. Feline animals have fur while flyers like us got feathers. Like a chicken!
*Stella: So does a rooster.
*Matilda: There's a flea market on the way!
*Jewel: Oh cool. A flea market to go to.
*Blu: A flea market? You mean a fruit market?
*Jewel: Yes. Let's go check out the flea market on the way before we head back to the Amazon.
*Blu: Right to ya, girl. Here we go to the flea market.
(The background song "La Negra Tiene Tumbao" by Celia Cruz plays as Red and Blu's flock fly over to the flea market in the dock with people shopping and boats being docked with tourists coming out to check out the shops while on the go)
*Fruit Seller: Fruits! With the cheap price of ten, feel free to grab some.
*Clothes Seller: I got clothes to sell. One from Peru and one from Rio.
*Fortune Teller: Who want to make a fortune for a wish? All day free. No money guarantee.
*Red: Holy nests. That's a lot of places to go to.
*Blu: We're not gonna shop, we're gonna take a look.
*Chuck: So it's like a museum, right?
*Rafael: Not all markets outside are like that. Malls too.
*Nico: They got the coolest hats in town.
*Pedro: You already have a hat, bro.
*Nico: It's a soda pack cap. What do you expect?
*Pedro: I thought you were wearing a little sombrero from the Amazon.
*Nico: They accept human things now! They even like Linda and Tulio.
*Pedro: No pun indeed.
*Stella: *see people blowing bubbles* Oh gosh, they're blowing bubbles like me.
*Matilda: *see people painting eggs* They're painting eggs?
*Red: Gross. Like who paint eggs when you have a child coming.
*Tiago: They're not real eggs, are they?
*Jim: They look fake.
*Bia: They're props.
*Jake: Props? Like toys?
*Carla: You guys don't know. They're replicas.
*Jay: Kinda look like the real thing. Don't you think Terence?
*Terence: *growls* Mmm...
*Red: Oh well. It's not like they're here to be sell and bought by a lot of people.
*Blu: We got our own things at home, right?
*Rafael: You got a fanny pack and a GPS with you.
*Blu: I'm more of a tourist guy here, you know.
*Jewel: Addicted to human things, huh?
*Blu: Hmm, sometimes. But not all the time. We'll be back in the wild in a mile or two.
*Nico: Oh well. Back to the wild any time.
*Jewel: Forget all of this. We're almost there to the Amazon.
*Tiago: Bring it on home, Amazon.
*Red: In few blocks, we'll arrive back to the Amazon.
*Chuck: Here we go again to the Amazon.
*Bomb: Alright Amazon, we're coming home.
(The background song ends as we head over to the Amazon Rainforest with people riding on a boat as Red and Blu's flock are seen flying through the river, making their way back home)
*Red: Is it me or do I see a boat on the way to the rainforest.
*Chuck: Are we riding on the boat?
*Blu: No need to ride on the boat. We know our way home and we're going to the jungle to head back to the tribe.
*Red: Great. Look like we'll be home in few miles.
*Bomb: It's good to be back in the jungle with a mix of a regular forest.
*Rafael: At least, it's not a camping part like Yellowstone.
*Blu: Home sweet rainforest my friends and family.
*Tiago: The rainforest haven't changed since we left.
*Jay: It's still looking the same as always.
*Chuck: We been out for few days and nothing bad happen while we were gone.
*Jewel: We still have to check and see where the tribe is headed.
*Rafael: Do they like always stay back to protect the tribe from hunters or they migrate one place to another?
*Jewel: They don't migrate from one place to another. Speaking of your comment, I guess you're right. They always stay back to watch for predators, hunters and loggers.
*Bomb: It could be a mystery.
*Hal: Very strange mystery.
*Bubbles: Or a clue if you ask for one.
*Red: Guys. Knock it off with the mystery jokes. We have a home to go to with the friends.
*Blu: But, we still have to return to the Amazon after all.
*Stella: Well, here we are right now to the heart of the Amazon. The main place.
*Nico: The Spix's Macaw Tribe is waiting for us to return.
*Pedro: We're about to make a comeback anytime.
*Rafael: Well look at us now. We're gonna make a comeback to the tribe.
*Red: Friends, make way to the Spix's Macaw Tribe.
*Blu: Follow us as we fly along! To the Spix's Macaw Tribe.
*Jewel: Don't worry father, we're gonna make it home in time.
(Red and Blu's flock fly over to the Spix's Macaw Tribe as the Spix's Macaws are watching over the trees as they saw Red and Blu's flock returning to the tribe with the birds celebrating as Eduardo and the gang show up to welcome them back to the tribe)
*Eduardo: They're back! The gang have returned from vacation!
*Roberto: Welcome back!
*Jewel: Daddy!
*Eduardo: Baby cakes, you're back!
*Blu: It's good to be home!
*Red: Back to the Amazon.
*Eduardo: Hey guys! The flock of Blu and Red have returned from Rio!
*Mimi: Welcome back my baby birds!
*Roberto: Yo! The big dawgs are back!
*Nico: We're the big dawgs, y'all!
*Pedro: Big dogs like big gods, what?
*Rafael: It's a rhyme or plural, like bro.
*Female Macaw: Looking clever.
*Male Macaw: Stunning like brave birds.
*Peri: Hey hey hey. At least, the tribe haven't changed since you guys left.
*Old Bird: It lasted for a short. And I hate changes!
*Blue Sentry: Standing in guard on duty. And always been guarding the roots since you were gone.
*Blu: People of the tribe. We're back from vacation. Glad we got great time around the beaches and a whole carnival in the streets.
*Chuck: Balloons, parades, friends, everything.
*Bomb: The more fruits we eat, the more food we collect to survive.
*Tiago: Hi pops!
*Eduardo: You have to call me pop-pop! *chuckles*
*Carla: Really Tiago?
*Bia: We either can call him pops or any time like Mangoes.
*Mimi: You're still in shape!
*Jay: I'm in shape as a blueberry.
*Jim: You don't look like a blueberry.
*Jake: You look almost like a blue lemon.
*Blu: So what's cooking, sir? Any changes? No trespassing?
*Eduardo: My friend, there have been no threats, trespassers or damages since you guys were gone. We have not gotten a attack on the tribe since the loggers came and cut many trees for illegal reasons.
*Nico: No human could ever cross the tribe if a gate was built to this day to prevent looking at birds to catch like what those smugglers did in the past.
*Pedro: They're all harsh like pirates.
*Jewel: So Dad. What's up with the tribe lately?
*Eduardo: Everything has been going fine. You can store all of your bags in the storage cave any time you like. If you feel like cause, you all have been burned out from the sun while flying all over the continent.
*Jewel: We'll be storing everything back to the cave where it belong.
*Blu: No more adventuring for a while.
*Red: So where will the GPS lady be stored at?
*Blu: She'll find a nice spot to stay in.
*Jewel: At least, we trusted her this time without any tricks.
*Jay: No wrong directions and baiting on the go.
*Blu: We got time to relax before we chill even more.
*Tiago: Any time now.
*Rafael: Make your move there, blue bird.
*Eva: *show up* Rafael! It's you! *hug Rafael* I missed you so much! Where have you been the whole time?!
*Rafael: Whoa, Eva! Chill! We were on vacation for a while. Don't you know how to wait for a person to come back during their absence?
*Eva: You were gone for a while. What have you been doing in Rio?!
*Rafael: What? There was a carnival parade, bird friends back at the village and a funky monkey party to tune in.
*Eva: There was a carnival parade and you didn't invite me in? Ugh! Why couldn't you bring me to all the fun with the balloons and samba dances?!
*Blu: Whoa. *giggles* He he, there was also a fruit market as well and we eat a lot of fruits like rats.
*Red: Not even one tiny cockroach can lay a leg on a orange slice.
*Toucan Kid #1: Hi daddy.
*Toucan Kid #2: You're home.
*Toucan Kid #3: Where have you been all day?
*Rafael: Hi kids. I don't have time to explain. Go back home to your mommy and we'll talk later on.
*Toucan Kid #4: Thank you daddy. See you later on the flip tree.
*Eva: Let's go kids. Rafael, I'm still gonna kill you! *she and the kids fly off*
*Rafael: Whatever Eva! I still don't take advices from crazy people I don't know!
*Chuck: That is one crazy chick right here.
*Bomb: Man, she's like out of the box and got a serious anger issue like my grandpa.
*Stella: You said we were going to go to the storage cave to put all of our things away after returning home.
*Blu: Oh, right. We'll be at the storage cave by now to store all of our stuff in the pile of items.
*Red: Then pack up. We got a lot of things to store out.
*Chuck: Never more than passing through the hours! *he and the flock fly over to the storage cave*
*Eduardo: *laugh* Ha ha ha. I love when people return to give hug and kisses like they miss out on each other.
(Red and Blu's flock went back to the storage cave to store all of their stuff in the pile of items as well Blu putting the GPS device away)
*Blu: All done. That should really do it to keep everything in one place.
*GPS Lady: *locate* Tracking down the location to Cool Spot Land.
*Blu: What? Hey. You're not suppose to be on. Turn it off! *turn off the GPS* Much better.
*Jewel: Why do you have to keep the GPS lady all the time?
*Blu: I turn it off. You see. You all despite her a lot like the monkeys back home.
*Jewel: You know, she's really starting to get on my nerves if I were her on a machine.
*Red: First of all, she's not a bird or a human like us. But a voice like a echo.
*Blu: She's like a AI-generated person. Also, people aren't too crazy for AI-things like voiceovers.
*Pedro: Like deepfakes?
*Blu: If you can say that again. If it was a real person, we would still be trusted with that woman howsoever.
*Rafael: We ain't have no problem dealing with a voice lady on a device. *get caught by Luiz*
*Luiz: *pouch Rafael* Rafael!
*Rafael: Hey, Luiz! I didn't see you there. What's with the mad face?
*Luiz: You left me behind the Amazon all day, for few days! How could you do this to me?!
*Rafael: I'm sorry! We didn't bring in a flying helicopter hat with you on the go.
*Nico: Dude, we accidentally left him behind.
*Pedro: He always get left out when we all didn't notice all this time in all the parties and events we go to.
*Jay: Maybe we pass by all the rivers, ponds and lakes that the bulldog couldn't pass by to since fur animals are afraid of water.
*Luiz: Afraid? I'm not afraid, I'm angry that you all left me. All the time! In Rio and the Amazon.
*Blu: We're sorry Luiz that we left you out. You miss all the fun and excitement that we had through the beach, the city and the jungle.
*Jewel: We met some friends there and heck, almost all the new friends we met came from Rafael.
*Rafael: They're all doing great business with great caring for the village and I got a big community in my feathers.
*Nico: Just like us.
*Pedro: We're legends. *click*
*Luiz: Oh nice. Legends, like gods. And pet owners. That's natural.
*Rafael: We also met my friends at the bird village. They were really nice. Even the parrots were cracking up and making jokes.
*Luiz: Oh cool. Was Kipo there?
*Rafael: Yes. Kipo was there. All the birds in the village say hi to you since you couldn't make it to Rio.
*Luiz: Thank you. Everyone know that I missed out on the trip to Rio and missed out on my old garage. I bet my old owner just got a new dog to guard through the gate.
*Hal: You know, all dogs can't fly.
*Luiz: So does the cats.
*Pedro: And turtles.
*Bubbles: Wish you were there champ to eat all the fruits in the market.
*Luiz: There was a fruit market in Rio?
*Nico: There have always been a fruit market in Rio. Every day, every week, every month, and every year.
*Bomb: So does a decade, right Terence?
*Terence: *growls* Mmm...
*Bomb: You're good. You're always good.
*Red: Terence doesn't like being himself Bomb. Better best to leave him alone for a while.
*Bomb: Alright. He also doesn't even talk that much. *Terence hit him* Dude.
*Red: *look at a bunch of pebbles* All I think about the pebbles, is making me think about how much I miss the eggs.
*Chuck: You're alright, bud?
*Red: Yeah. It's just painful and sad that we don't have the eggs anymore.
*Bomb: You somehow lost them when we fall out from the hole and suddenly, they crack a shell like a shell of a snail.
*Red: No. Didn't you guys saw that peacock taking all the eggs with the nest while we were crashing to the jungle?
*Bomb: Oh, yeah. We were there.
*Red: Are you guys blind? Didn't you see that one glimpse of your eyes where that peacock is moving.
*Matilda: You seem pretty upset right now Red. Maybe we need to take a break from adventuring for a while.
*Red: No. It's just that the peacock I saw took all the eggs with the nest while falling. I'm going to get them back from the creep.
*Stella: You're not being serious, are you? Are we really leaving again right after we just came back from Rio?
*Blu: What's going on here? Can we listen?
*Red: Can you mind your business while we're having a little conversation?
*Blu: *step back* Okay. I'll step back for a bit.
*Jewel: You're not giving up on losing, are you?
*Red: I'm not a sore loser. I'm a sore winner.
*Rafael: Being sore is like, you're feeling on pain. Like a sore throat.
*Red: Will you mind?
*Terence: *blow on Rafael* Grr...
*Rafael: Boy, there's something wrong with you.
*Luiz: He's not being himself today.
*Nico: I thought you loved the trip to Rio.
*Pedro: No one was angry except for the part where the pigs attacked, right?
*Red: The heck with the pigs, the heck with Nigel, the heck with everything!
*Hal: The pigs didn't find out that the eggs were taken by someone else.
*Bubbles: At least, we were lucky for.
*Jay: When are we going to get the eggs back?
*Jim: They been hiding in the Amazon for a while.
*Jake: It's like, they have been hidden somewhere all over the jungle like a Easter egg hunt.
*Tiago: What do the eggs look like?
*Carla: Eggs. Just like eggs.
*Bia: The size of a egg has always been that way, just like a chicken laying eggs on a farm.
*Chuck: Red, you're always nervous. Is there something you wanna tell about?
*Red: Well, it been a long day through the whole weekend. We had a fight with the pigs, got warped out of the world, got transported to the jungle, met some friends, went to Rio and got into another fight with the pigs without knowing that the eggs were taken away!
*Blu: Jeez, that is a very harsh speech! We were having a great time all over the world. And you're worried about someone eating the eggs for dinner.
*Red: I know one guy that took the eggs and we're all going to take down the theft for stealing the eggs!
*Chuck: Great, but how? How are we going to get to the theft's place if we don't know the address?
*Blu: I'll get the GPS going. *go to the dump to look for the GPS*
*Jewel: Blu, what are you doing?
*Blu: I'm looking for the GPS to get tracking on the theft's location.
*Jewel: The GPS isn't going to do nothing for us and just tell random places we never heard of!
*Blu: I got it. *hold the GPS* I'm about to track down the theft's location on where the eggs are hidden. *turn on the GPS* Hey lady, can you hear me? Where can we find the location of the theft's location?
*GPS Lady: Now tracking down the location to Two Men and a Egg.
*Blu: No! That's a egg store! That's now what I meant for the eggs of the Angry Birds.
*Jewel: We do not trust that lady on a machine. Sorry Blu. We're gonna do it my way to get the eggs back.
*Blu: Aw man. Where do peacocks usually live? Can you tell me?
*Red: I don't know. I don't live around here.
*Rafael: Do they live in trees? I'm guessing.
*Jewel: My tribe lived on the Amazon for generations. Peacocks are known to live through foggy areas and reside on spikey broken trees to keep an eye on strangers.
*Red: Ah. Now we're talking. We're gonna get the eggs back from the creep today.
*Chuck: We're not giving up yet too soon.
*Bomb: It's never late to make up a plan to take back the eggs.
*Hal: We're leaving again, right?
*Bubbles: Don't tell me, we have to go to get back the eggs.
*Red: We're going to get back the eggs from that peacock whatever his name is.
*Blu: Have we ever met the peacock before?
*Jewel: No. Like never.
*Rafael: Never seen his face or look on what appearance he is based on.
*Nico: Never seen a peacock before. So don't know.
*Pedro: But we saw a flamingo walking on the river back on Rio.
*Luiz: What does the peacock look like again in person?
*Red: He got long feathers on his tail and can change colors like a chameleon. Also, he flies like a duck.
*Blu: Oh. I get it. Now I know what a peacock look like.
*Jewel: We heard you. I got your heads up right here with a jump start and we're leaving to take down that peacock.
*Red: Hold on us and we'll get moving to the foggy area.
*Blu: *he and his flock hold on to Red's flock* Alright Red. Whatever you say, we're going to go after that peacock.
*Red: Sure bet. In the meantime... Let's start flying.
(Red and Blu's flock fly out of the storage cave as well leaving the Spix's Macaw tribe as the birds fly through the jungle to search for the foggy area with Luiz running to follow them on the way to the peacock's location)
*Pedro: Wahoo! Straight outta the tribe!
*Nico: I love this jungle so much.
*Luiz: *run while chasing the birds* I won't be left out this time!
*Rafael: I know you won't be left out Luiz. We're not going to fly too far to keep you contracted.
*Luiz: I won't get left out like last time!
*Chuck: Glad you're joining in for the party!
*Bomb: What if we show up on the foggy place and find out the eggs are already eaten?
*Red: That won't never happen. I bet that peacock haven't lay a single tongue on that egg since he has been staring at them for days.
*Hal: Oh, we're gonna beat him up right now.
*Bubbles: He better not mess with us!
*Luiz: I know, I'm ready to take a bite out of this peacock bird.
*Nico: A peacock doesn't taste like a chicken.
*Pedro: Or a rooster.
*Tiago: We're gonna get the eggs back!
*Jay: Yeah!
*Red: It's already few days late now overdue. But we're gonna do it, no matter what.
*Blu: For the heart of the Amazon, we're going after the peacock!
*Jewel: I hope the pigs and Nigel doesn't show up at the same time.
*Stella: We'll get the eggs before them.
*Rafael: Fly faster!
*Luiz: I'll run fast!
*Red: Here we go! *go a bit faster with him and Blu leading the way to reach to the foggy area*
(Back with King Pig and Nigel's group, the bad piggies continue to cut up more trees as the fortress is being worked on and almost done as being watched by King Pig and Nigel)
*King Pig: Yes. We are seeing a great future to rule the world.
*Nigel: No bird will stumble to get through our gates.
*King Pig: We need to build the gates to prevent the birds from coming in if they find us over.
*Gabi: Just like the last fortress in Rio, we should get extra protection with more security and more back-up.
*Nigel: We have enough back-up and security to secure all the gates when needed. No fool will make a mockery out of us.
*Foreman Pig: All the windows are placed and ready to start work on the doors.
*Chef Pig: And the kitchen, if we ever needed one to cook.
*King Pig: The kitchen is needed. I agree with the chef. We need a kitchen to have a stove to cook with, to make some eggs!
*Chef Pig: Eggs, eggs, eggs! I'm hungry for some.
*Gabi: Ooh, who want some eggs?
*Minion Pig #1: Me!
*Minion Pig #2: I'm hungry for a rotten egg!
*King Pig: Then wait 'til we get all the eggs on the Amazon! And the Angry Birds eggs too!
*Ross: King Pig! I just located the birds!
*King Pig: All the birds?! That fast?
*Nigel: Tell us the truth! I don't believe you on what you're saying.
*Ross: Not all the birds. The Angry Birds, they have arrived with the Spix's macaw.
*Nigel: The Angry Birds? The Pretty Birds. And Blu? Ugh. They rushed all the way to get into our secret lair.
*King Pig: How did they came all the way to see us?
*Gabi: They aren't aware that we're following them the whole time.
*Foreman Pig: The fools won't get away with their misery. Where are they headed?
*Ross: Let me see. *use a telescope to track down a glimpse of the foggy area and spot Red and Blu's flock flying there with Luiz running* It's them! I saw them going into the foggy shore!
*Nigel: In the land full of mists? I know they're trying to run away from us.
*King Pig: They must be going on a scavenger hunt to look for the missing eggs since we lost them. I'm going to take down these birds for ruining my life!
*Chef Pig: Look like we got a new leaf to kill.
*Foreman Pig: While our minions work, some will follow us to go after the birds of Red and Blu.
*Nigel: Ever since the monkeys betrayed us for the birds, we will take down the pretty birds on the way to the foggy mist! Let's go and take down some birds!
*King Pig: Sweet revenge of victory coming up. Make me some bacon!
*Gabi: With bacon strips and ham!
*Ross: And swiss cheese!
*Chef Pig: Who's cooking for breakfast, huh?
*Foreman Pig: Minions, make sure you get the fortress done while me and the wrecking crew will go after the birds. Wrecking crew, follow us!
*Minion Pig #1: Right to ya.
*Minion Pig #2: We're going in. *he and some pigs follow the leaders into the foggy area*
*Foreman Pig: Heh heh heh. You are going to lose, Angry Birds and Blu. *laugh maniacally*
(As King Pig and Nigel's group go after the birds, meanwhile at the foggy area with all the sharp broken logs and damaged trees in the swamp, Del and Mar are still watching over the eggs as they are planning to eat the eggs for lunch)
*Del: Heh heh heh. Eggs. My favorite lunch.
*Mar: Oh man. What in a name.
*Del: At last. I finally got my lunch for good! Come to papa! *Mar hit him* Ow.
*Mar: Stop that. You're staring at the eggs.
*Del: How am I staring at the eggs when we are ready to eat these things?
*Mar: We been staring at the same thing for days. We don't know for sure if they are going to hatch as chicks. But I'm desppare to eat.
*Del: We're not going to eat a baby, are we?
*Mar: He he. Like taking a fruit from a baby, if you ask me!
*Del: This egg got the salt in flavor. I can feel it.
*Mar: Does it got seasoning in it?
*Del: No you idiot! We don't put seasoning on food.
*Mar: Well shame on you. I wanted to eat a egg with seasoning!
*Del: Then why won't you eat a apple with apple sauce?!
*Mar: I don't know! You're making me nervous.
*Del: You can't keep your words to yourself.
*Mar: Shame on me then. I don't know how we are going to eat these things, but with our mouths? Gross.
(Back with Red and Blu's flock, they have finally showed up on the foggy area by walking through the path and passing by the bushes through the entrance to the logs)
*Red: I can't see. What's with all the clouds on the bottom?
*Blu: It's fog. Some places are foggy as the snowy places.
*Rafael: Bro, I think we just have arrived to the foggy area.
*Blu: Wait, really?
*Jewel: Here we are if it isn't the foggy swamp.
*Nico: *see a frog hopping on a pad* Yikes. This place is even creepier than a spooky swamp.
*Pedro: It is a spooky swamp after all.
*Red: So this is where the peacocks took our eggs and hide them in one of the trees.
*Chuck: All the trees look cracked and messed up like broken towers. You know where they hide the eggs somewhere.
*Red: It can't be somewhere. We were told that the peacocks live in one of those areas where they set up tricks and pranks on one of the birds' faces.
*Blu: I'm pretty sure 99% of peacocks are friendly and not friendly. Good and bad in every side of a person's character.
*Jewel: That's not it. We need to figure out where they hide them.
*Rafael: We are not made and ready for this. *gulp* This is going to be scary as goosebumps.
*Jewel: Follow me. I know where they are.
*Blu: Luiz, like every dog in a mystery, go sniff on the ground to track down some peacock footprints that lead to their lair.
*Luiz: I'll do what's best, jungle boy. *sniff on the ground*
*Jewel: First, you're following me and now, we're following the dog? Great.
*Blu: Let's keep it moving. We need to claim the eggs before the pigs and Nigel show up to claim them back. *he and everyone walk through the swamp*
*Red: Still a spooky place after all, huh?
*Chuck: *nervous* I'm scared. What is put in this swamp?
*Red: Oh Chuck. You're being a scary cat right now.
*Chuck: I'm not a scary cat! Neither is us!
*Luiz: I hate cats. They drive me crazy and made the dogs crazy. I'll rather chew on a broken bone over a kitten.
*Rafael: Scared of cats, huh?
*Luiz: One day, they sneak to my garbage and ate my dog. Gosh, they are suppose to lick on skeleton catfish over bones. So annoying.
*Hal: For us, we have to deal with the pigs all day.
*Bubbles: Glad, we didn't get distracted by the pigs for days while we were gone.
*Jay: Sure thing. *see some broken leaves on the ground* Uh, guys. Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
*Jim: They're skeleton leaves.
*Jake: Skeleton leaves?
*Tiago: Like the leaf is real and was a creature?
*Carla: It's not a creature, Tiago. It's aged up and turn into that way.
*Bia: Either was this or a grasshopper.
*Chuck: Be natural, be natural. *see a pumpkin with a scary face* Aah!
*Terence: *growls on a skeleton bird* Grr...
*Matilda: *see a bunch of broken eggs on the pond* Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. Are we seeing what I'm seeing?
*Red: What the? How could they ate the eggs and lay them on the ground!
*Blu: They don't look like your eggs, do they?
*Jewel: Almost all the egg shells are in the water. This place must have been a dump over a foggy place.
*Red: I know my eggs are in there and the peacocks must have chew them for food!
*Stella: Relax Red. We'll find the real eggs on time.
*Red: If one of the cracked eggs aren't ours, then the real ones must be hiding somewhere.
*Chuck: This foggy area is really a spooky place after all.
*Jewel: Just imagine all the scares and frights this jungle could get out of the way.
*Bomb: I don't trust this location at all.
*Rafael: Whoever turn off the lights is gonna get the frights.
*Hal: It's like the peacocks must have set it all up to scare a fright on us.
*Bubbles: As a team, we must stay as a group to avoid the scares of all costs.
*Luiz: All dogs guard their owners to prevent scares and traps to fall for. I'm a guard dog as well.
*Blu: You were a security dog.
*Luiz: Yeah. At work and at carnival.
*Blu: Ooh. I know you're clever at protecting people at costs.
*Luiz: And now, we're gonna follow the footprints on where the peacocks are headed.
*Jewel: It may be scary, but spooky at the same time to pass those broken logs and reach to the main course. *singing*
It's getting so lonely inside this swamp
Don't know if I should lick my wounds or say "woe is me" instead
And there's an aching inside my head
It's telling me you're better off alone
But after midnight morning will come
And the day will see if you will get some
*Nico: They say that girl ya know she act too tough, tough, tough.
*Pedro: *pretend to turn off the lights* Well it's 'til I turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Hal: They say that girl you know she act so rough, rough, rough.
*Bubbles: *turn back on the lights* Well it's 'til I turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Jewel: *she and everyone go through the logs where the fireflies crawl with the snails*
And I say follow me follow me follow me down down down down
'Til you see all my dreams *Chuck get spooked by Terence*
Not everything in this magical world is quite what it seems
*Stella: *get a flashback of her, Poppy, Luca, Willow, and Dahlia hanging out in a village in Golden Island by greeting some birds*
I looked above the other day
'Cause I think I'm good and ready for a change
I live my life by the island, by the village
If it's high, play it low, if it's harvest go slow and if it's full, then go
But after midnight morning will come
And the day will see if you're gonna get some *she and her friends spy on Gale and her army of pigs in the castle*
*Nico: They say that girl ya know she act too tough, tough, tough.
*Pedro: Well it's 'til I turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Hal: They say that girl you know she act so rough, rough, rough.
*Bubbles: Well it's 'til I turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Jewel: *she and everyone walk to a cave with paintings of bears hunting birds and dinosaurs eating some birds*
And I say follow me follow me follow me down, down, down, down
'Til you see all my dreams
Not everything in this magical world is quite what it seems
*Matilda: *think about the eggs while on the log yard*
And I'm searching for things that I just cannot see
Why don't you don't you don't you come and be with me
I pretend to be cool with me, want to believe
That I can do it on my own without my heart on my sleeve
I'm running, I'm running, catch up with me life
Or is it love that I'm looking to find
*Jewel: *point out to the turnips as the plants with teeth growl at the birds*
It's all in me, can't you see, why can't you, why can't you see
It's all in me, yeah
*Matilda: All in me, yeah.
*Red: Where is your logic? Turn of the light, turn off the light.
*Chuck: Who do you need? Yeah. Turn of the light, turn off the light.
*Bomb: And I say follow me, follow me, follow me.
*Jay, Jim and Jake: Down, down, down, down, 'til you see all my dreams, where can you turn?
*Hal: Not everything in this magical world is quite what it seems.
*Bubbles: Follow me, follow me, down, down, down.
*Stella: I do not need, I do not need nobody, turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Blu: Follow me down, follow me down, down, down.
*Rafael: I do not need, I do not need nobody, turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Tiago, Carla and Bia: Follow me, follow me, follow me, down, down, down, down.
*Rafael: 'Til you see all my dreams, see all my dreams.
*Nico: Follow me, follow me, follow me, down, down, down, down.
*Pedro: 'Til you see all my dreams, see all my dreams. *make a sound*
*Jewel: Where is your logic? Turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Terence: *growls* Heh, heh, heh.
*Luiz: Who do you need? Yeah. Turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Rafael: Where can you turn? Turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Blu: And where is your logic? Turn off the light, turn off the light.
*Nico: Who do you need?
*Pedro: To turn on the lights, y'all! *turn on the lights as the imaginary scene went back to reality*
*Blu: Shoot. All of this roleplaying on turning on the lights is making me wanna go to sleep.
*Jewel: There it is! We found the lair!
*Blu: What lair? The pigs' lair?
*Red: The pigs aren't there. *see the peacocks on the tree lair* We just spotted the peacocks on the way!
*Chuck: Peacocks!
*Bomb: We got some peacock business to fight.
*Luiz: I knew we would make it in time right after bursting into song-mode.
*Nico: Now let's go and take down some peacock.
*Pedro: Time to claim the eggs back before they get eaten on the stomachs.
(As Red and Blu's flock walk to Del and Mar's lair, back at the lair as we see the two peacocks complaining, they are debating if they want to eat the eggs or not)
*Del: I'm gonna vore on these shells if we agree on eating the babies in one second.
*Mar: You're not falling for a baby on the belly, are you?
*Del: Gross dude. Well, well, well. We are going to stuff our dinner into our stomachs.
*Mar: The eggs. It's ours. Oh for crying out loud, what are you saying?
*Del: Wait. We need a little salt in them.
*Mar: Why add salt when we already got the eggs?
*Del: With salt, it'll taste better.
*Mar: Just eat the eggs!
*Del: Not 'til we'll find a plant that break into salt.
*Mar: That's just making sugar, dummy.
*Del: Who you calling dummy?
*Mar: You got a problem with me?
*Del: No. The problem is, you're messing with my life on roleplaying.
*Mar: Stop daydreaming and focus on the eggs while you eat them!
*Del: Okay! You are not my mom or dad, idiot.
*Mar: Idiot. That's what you like to call to friends. Idiot. Well, our parents call us idiots when we were chicks. But not anymore since we are born to prey on weak birds like ducks.
(Red and Blu's flock went through the broken logs to try getting into Del and Mar's lair where the eggs are inside as they stand on the log stairs and dock bridges to spy on them for a brief closer look)
*Red: There they are. They must be on that log hole inside.
*Chuck: *see Del and Mar on the lair* So these are what the peacocks look like?
*Red: Oh man. There's two of them.
*Nico: Didn't know they're twins.
*Pedro: Like brothers. You know, one person is related and the other person is related. Am I right?
*Red: No family business talk right now. We just need to claim those eggs before the pigs and Nigel.
*Blu: We can claim them quick before they show up in the scene.
*Jewel: Wonder why we got here first before our enemies.
*Luiz: At least, one of them aren't related to a cat.
*Rafael: Who's going to take the eggs first?
*Red: Either me or one of the blue birds.
*Jay: Me!
*Red: Not you.
*Jay: *upset* Aw. I wanted to take the eggs.
*Red: You're too young to take the eggs from strong enemies. Blu and Jewel, mind as well take a shot on getting the eggs back?
*Blu: You sure bet.
*Jewel: We're gonna do it the easy way to get the eggs back from the peacock.
*Luiz: Why not ask that they belong to us without fighting.
*Red: No! They're thieves! Are you crazy? I saw them stealing in my own eyes.
*Luiz: Jeez, I thought these guys are friendly at first before realizing how bad they are.
*Red: Blu and Jewel, take the lead and confront the peacocks while we hide to prepare a attack.
*Blu: You know our job to do.
*Jewel: We're ready to take down some peacock business here.
*Nico: It's on the flock.
*Pedro: Time for some payback.
*Blu: Okay Jewel. Let's go teach some peacocks a lesson.
*Jewel: Sure bet, jungle bird.
*Red: My flock, hide while we set up a plan to defeat them.
*Chuck: I hope no pig stumble on our way to reach the eggs first. Cause we are here first before them.
TO BE CONTINUED
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