SpongeBin Bombs a Woman's House

SpongeBin Bombs a Woman's House is the second episode of Sexist SpongeBob.
==Characters==
*SpongeBin
*Joe (debut)
*Patracist
*Homophobeward (debut)
*Mr. Krabs (debut)
*Pearl (debut)
*Plankton (debut)
*SpongeBob (mentioned)
==Transcript==
[The episode starts with SpongeBin flying a plane]
Tough voice coming from the plane’s radio: SpongeBin, sir, the target is right below you!
SpongeBin: Well, this is it…..[clicks a red button]
[Cut to a shot of outside the plane, where bombs fall from it. Then, cut to a house below with “WOMAN” written on it; the house gets bombed, and SpongeBin comes to the scene with a parachute after the bombing]
SpongeBin: I did it… I DID IT!
[A crowd of men appears]
Man: You sure did!
[All the men lift up SpongeBin and chant “hip-hip-hooray!”, but the chant eventually turns into the sound of SpongeBin’s alarm clock honking, and the screen starts fading away, with SpongeBin waking up in his bed, revealing it was all a dream]
SpongeBin: [turns off his alarm clock] Hooray! Joe! I had that dream again! And it’s finally going to come true! [he runs over to his calendar, which says “June 18”] Today! Sorry about this calendar. [he tears off the calendar page to one that says "June 19". The page has a drawing of SpongeBin on top of a bomb dropping on a woman’s house] Because today is the day you give me your bombs so I can bomb a woman’s house!
Joe: *sniff*
SpongeBin: You did finish making them, right?
Joe: Yeah sure, now give me ice cream.
SpongeBin: Sure thing! [grabs some ice cream from his pants, and throws it at Joe’s face]
Joe: Meow.
[SpongeBin goes to another room, where a variety of bombs are]
SpongeBin: Ooooh, I’m going to have fun with these bad boys!
Joe: I always have fun with boys.
[Cut to SpongeBin in a plane, sitting in the pilot’s seat]
SpongeBin: Why is this thing called Mafia Airlines? Oh yeah, didn’t a mafia guy give this plane to Joe or something? Oooh, looks like Joe left a tape to teach me how to fly the plane! 
[SpongeBin grabs a tape that says “How to fly this thing by your snail” and inserts it into a video player. A screen shows up, and a video of two women marrying plays]
SpongeBin: WHAT THE FUCK?! JOE! THIS IS DISGUSTING! THERE’S TWO WOMEN AND THEY’RE NOT DEAD!
Homophobeward: And they’re LESBIANS! MARRYING! This should be illegal!
Patracist: AND THEY’RE FISH! THEY’RE [racial slur]!
Homophobeward: And [homophobic slur]!
SpongeBin: [breaks the tape in half] Wait, when did you two get here?
Patracist and Homophobeward: The IRS.
SpongeBin: Ah. Well, time to get this thing to fly! How hard can it be?
[He presses a few buttons, making the plane go in the sky then stop and start falling then start flying again then it goes around in circles then it starts to crash down and then it starts flying by itself]
SpongeBin: I…I think it’s on autopilot….all good…..
[A voice is suddenly heard all around the plane]
Voice: WOMAN HOUSE ALERT. WOMAN HOUSE ALERT. A WOMAN LIVES IN THIS HOUSE. TARGET BELOW.
SpongeBin: Oh my Neptune…this is it…the moment I’ve been waiting for…...IT’S TIME FOR THOSE BOMBS TO DROP!
[SpongeBin presses a red button with “BOMBS” written on it]
[Cut to the bombs slowly falling on the house as the The Cleveland Show theme song plays in the background]
[Cut back to the plane]
Voice: THE BOMBING IS COMPLETE. MAMMA MIA! PAY THE MAFIA!
SpongeBin: Thank you for flying with Mafia Airlines, guys, now I must see my bombing…...I’M SO EXCITED! [jumps out of the plane with a parachute]
Homophobeward: Uh, is this going to stop or…..
Patracist: Only time will tell. Meanwhile, let’s play GUESS THE SLUR!
[Cut to SpongeBin landing with his parachute in a deserted place]
SpongeBin: Wow, the house truly disappeared…I did it…I bombed a woman’s house…….I BOMBED A WOMAN’S HOUSE! WOOHOO! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
[Cut to Mr. Krabs driving a boat, with Plankton next to him and Pearl in the backseat]
Pearl: That was the best concert EVER! Hot singers, hot music, hot everything!
Plankton: Really hot.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah Pearl, it was good, but uh, you know that song about capitalism? See, capitalism actually works, because-
Plankton: Uh, shouldn’t we see our house by now?
Mr. Krabs: Huh, weird…wait, is it…GONE?! AND WHY DO I SEE SPONGEBIN THERE?!
Pearl: OUR HOUSE IS GONE?! BUT MY DIARY WAS THERE!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, we’ll confront SpongeBob’s ol’ sexist cousin alright!
[Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and Pearl stop the boat and go running towards SpongeBin]
Mr. Krabs: Hello, SpongeBin.
SpongeBin: [turns around] Oh, Mr. Krabs! My cousin’s boss, nice to see ya, hi Plankton, and fuck you Pearl.
Pearl: FUCK YOU AS WELL!
SpongeBin: I’m just here admiring the nothingness, as there used to be a house here, but I completely bombed it! A woman lived here, so it’s fine.
Mr. Krabs: That woman is my daughter, and she lived with me and SHELDON!
SpongeBin: Oh shit, I didn’t know! Please don’t kill me, please, if I knew you and Plankton were involved, I wouldn’t have done it! I JUST HATE WOMEN!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBin, I think it is time for you to beat my big meaty cock!
SpongeBin: what
Mr. Krabs: I mean, SpongeBin, I think it is time for you to meet my big meaty CLAWS!
SpongeBin: *sigh* Mondays. [gets beaten up by Mr. Krabs]
Plankton: Hot.
Mr. Krabs: We’ll see you in court! Sheldon makes for a good lawyer.
Plankton: I WENT TO COLLEGE!
Mr. Krabs: [kicks SpongeBin into the sky]
SpongeBin: Good grief.
French Narrator: Meanwhile in Syria…
[Cut to Syria, where a shot of Patracist walking through dead bodies with a gun is seen. The same thing happens with a shot of Homophobeward, until the two meet]
Patracist: Homophobeward...
Homophobeward: Patracist…
Patracist and Homophobeward: I’m sorry for this… [loads gun]
[The screen cuts to black]
French Narrator: To be continued…in our new spin-off, Syrian SpongeBob!
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