Sarge

Sarge is the drill sergeant of the 104th trainee squad. He demeans the trainees with long, crazy insults. He used to be the Commander of the Survey Corps until an infamous scandal which the witnesses could only describe as "muchkin sodomy".
== Quotes ==
"Now I hate your fucking name Sasha almost as much as I hate you. For now on, your name is Pile. Am I understood Private Pile?"
"Did you honestly not fucking know how to wear a belt before you came in here? Seriously look at this. Look you dumb motherfucker. It's the easiest fucking thing to do. How the fuck did you not know how to buckle a belt? How could you be so fucking stupid? You're giving Private Pile a run for her money and until today i could have swore that was a task no man can do. You have truly open my eyes Eren Jeager. Open them to how fucking stupid and low down son of a bitch stupid like you can be. Isn't that right Private Pile?"
(Sasha) "Sir, yes sir."
"Shut the fuck up Private Pile! Eren Jeager you are a failure of colossal magnitude and possibly the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever seen next to Pile. *sigh* But you passed."
"Jean is a smary douchebag who's very voice assudes a cockteasery of the highest offense. Has an obsession with lubricating his gear, probably born out of some situation involving sexual impotence in a nursing home. He also has delusions of running the government but couldn't run a sweatshop if he had 30 Filipinos and a metric fuck ton of Adderall."
"Marco. If Jean was bad, well then here's Marco. The two go hand in hand like sobbing kids and alcohol abuse. This particular ass clown has delusions of being God himself. Fancies himself a leader and resolve conflicts with cornbread patty cake bullshit that makes me pop a rageboner simply out of spite. Sometimes I beat him just to listen to him cry. Where's your god now you freckled fuck, where's your god now?"
"Sasha. A bumble fucking potato loving feral dipshit that can't follow a single order. Talks to trees. I've tried multiple times to kill her by leaving her miles away in the woods but the wolves keep dragging her broken and scarred body back to camp almost as though they don't want her." 
"Connie. An angry mean pissed off chihuahua."
"This child is the ultimate culmination of human sin. He is the most terrifying creature that I've ever met. Seriously, this kid is fucked" - Sarge referring to Armin
"I'm 95% sure that he's actually a cross of a gorilla and pure concentrated ignorance." - Sarge talking about Reiner.