The TNT golem

== Author's Note ==
This is fake how many times do people need to say on this wiki?!
I kinda got inspiraction from the blood golem.
This is my first pasta.
Some things in this pasta are impossible to really do in minecraft and will never exist. 
Enjoy! 🍝
== Chapter 1 ==
I was sitting in my secret underground lair in my server.
(tangyhyperspace me) Where shall the next attack be?
(assistant) Sir, the new weapon is ready.
(Tangyhyperspace) Good, show me.
I left my office to go to the laboratory where my new weapon was finally complete.
(Tangyhyperspace) Assistant, where is my new weapon?
(assistant) In the field testing zone sir.
(Tangyhyperspace) Get back to your duties assistant.
Once I went into the field testing zone, I was in front of my new weapon the TNT golem it looked exactly like in iron golem but all the iron was replaced with TNT.
(Tangyhyperspace) You are my new weapon you shall do exactly as I say, understand?
The golem nodded its head.
(tangyhyperspace) Good.
I need to get out of here thought the TNT golem.
== Chapter 2 ==
Chapter two coming whenever I'm bothered to make one lol.
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