O-Nion Station

thumb|left|The O-Nion Space Station with a bite taken out of it, as seen from the Starship Minestrone.Note: the O-Nion Station is referred to by many names, including the "O-Nion Station Space Buffet," "O-Nion Station Space Buffet Luxury Resort," and the "O-Nion Station Space Buffet Resort and Spa." For simplicity, it is referred to here as the "O-Nion Station."
The O-Nion Station was a massive resort space station owned and operated by Weldon Burgereaux. It has been in operation since before the Space Wars (as indicated by Doctor Goondis when he says he "almost bought a timeshare there before the War."), though it is unclear if Burgereaux closed the station during the conflict.
thumb|left|The O-Nion Station exploding, as seen from the Starship Minestrone.The O-Nion Station was famous for its "serenity beams," rays of pink light, that, according to Weldon Burgereaux, "[take] all your worries, all that negative energy, the darkness, and it makes it little." The process, which had been medically tested on chicken nuggets, did not allow the patient to feel negative emotions. It has been hinted that the serenity beams were addictive. All guests were treated with serenity beams upon arrival to help them relax. J.V.I.P.s, or, Juicy Very Important People were allowed to man a float shooting serenity rays during the Pasta Parade.thumb|left|The O-Nion Station's arrival deck.
The O-Nion Station included a Zero-G lazy river, a Lido deck, an arrival deck, a promenade, hot tubs, and most other hotel amenities. Its staff seems to have consisted entirely of sliders, including Alice and Christopher.
During the Pasta Parade, the Dark Master took a bite out of the Station, killing many residents, including Weldon Burgereaux. In "Believe Me, Maizey," the O-Nion Station exploded, and all those aboard were presumed dead.thumb|left|The O-Nion Station's Zero-G Lazy River.thumb|left|The O-Nion's Holding Cell.