Weazel News

== Location ==
Weazel News is headquartered in Weazel Towers.
== Employees ==
* Cy Borge (Owner, formerly)
*Kenzie Weasel White (Head reporter)
*Ermine Richardson (Journalist)
*Tommy Riddles (Puzzle constructor)
*Shelby Late (Proofreader)
== Headlines and News Stories ==
* According to Weazel News, Jo King visited with at least three mental health doctors at O University.
*'FRANKIE BOMBSHELL AND RED MOON FORM PACT, LAUNCH MISSILE AT PLANET'
* 'LOCAL SUPERHEROES LADY LUCK, CYANIDE SIMP, AND BUNNY BUTT ENDORSE THE TOMORROW PARTY'
* 'BUTT OF THE JOKE'
== Universe Prime ==
Weazel News is a news company with headquarters in Aster City and Darkwoods that was bought by Cy Borge in 2013
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