Sasori

Sasori is the smallest member of the Akatsuki. He's the master of puppets and body pillows because he's a massive weeb and even gayer than Deidara. Born without any love from his parents and forced by his grandma to learn puppet jutsus, Sasori soon grew up to become a bad person and also became a femboy. He relies on his puppets because he cannot fight like a man; instead, he's a bitch boy. He gets bullied for being small by the other members, but he gets along well with Deidara. They both like art, but Deidara likes objectively bad art, so they have arguments on a daily basis at the Akatsuki HQ. He simps for Hatsune Miku and owns all the Hatsune Miku Shames, body pillows, plushies, and figurines. Unlike the other members, he is legally required to have a partner because his weak ass cant fight other people if he doesn't have a distraction. So Deidara became his partner, and they journey together.
Once, Sasori sold organs on the black market for a statue of Miku outside the Akatsuki HQ, which angered Hidan since he intended to use that money to buy 400 copies of Didney's "Boats and Hoes." Sasori also loves to screenshot NFTs with Kakuzu to the point where he thinks of him as a father figure. He plays pranks on Hidan by putting Yuri body pillows in his room, because Hidan thinks she's the best doki girl, when, in reality, Sayori is. Sasori has a problem with making out with Deidara. I think he loves him (yeah he does). He's one of the most degenerate members of the Akatsuki, beating Konan and Kisame Hoshigaki. However, a notable skill issue with him is that he's never Kissed a Girl. He's a gigantic incel who uses ":3" in conversations and thinks the Boykisser cat should be on the wiki.
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