The Juno DVD

Before we start this story, I hadn't seen Juno, in fact, I've probably seen Disaster Movie more than Juno. I do know what it is about, it's about a 16-year old girl named Juno MacGruff who gets impregnanted by someone known as Paulie Bleeker.
Now you may be wondering.
How did you find out about this?
Well, this is how.
I was at a DVD shop looking at the DVDs they had. Suddenly one caught my eye. It was a dvd of the film Juno. It had a yellow star-looking sticker that said: Free version!
Being a sucker for free things, I instantly bought it, but something came into my mind.
What if it was a snuff film?
I shrugged it off and ran to the cashier's counter.
When I put the DVD on the counter, the cashier looked at me with a bewildered look.
You actually want to buy that?
I said to him.
Ummm, yes.
He then looked at me.
Be careful, as the things you'll see in this DVD might ruin your life.
I thought he was just being dramatic.
I walked back to my house with the dvd.
When I got home, I popped out the DVD and put the disc into my computer's dvd player.
It then instantly went to the DVD Menu. It looked extremely cheap.
It was on a light gray background with only two options; Play or Exit.
I pressed play to see what would happen.
It started with the opening credits, but instead of anything interesting, it was literally just a black background with white text appearing in the actor's names.
I was fearful that I accidentally bought a snuff film.
After the opening credits, it cuts to which I think were supposed to be Juno & Paulie. However, their costumes looked really poorly made.
What also was odd was that they seemed like the person who recorded the scene didn't film it in a quiet part of a street, so you can hear many cars, airplanes and people in the background. You can even see a homeless person!
Juno said to Paulie.
What should we do?
Paulie said to her.
I don't know.
Suddenly, a character appeared that certainly wasn't in the original film.
It was a guy in a horse mask wearing a Nirvana shirt.
''Wassup, it seems like you want to get rid of your baby!''
Juno looked at the horse-headed Nirvana fan.
Ummm, yes
The horse-headed Nirvana fan said back.
''Well, then! Come on down and let's get down to business!''
The scene cuts to Horse Head, Juno and Paulie entering what seems like a basement-looking place.
There were two people inside the basement, a guy with a cow mask and another guy wearing a sheep's mask. They were also both wearing Daft Punk shirts.
The horse-headed Nirvana guy ran up to them and started to do weird dances. This lasted for about 3 minutes(Yes, exactly 3 minutes).
After 3 minutes, something happened. The guy with the sheep mask fell over.
The guy with the horse mask noticed this.
Why did you do that?
The guy in the sheep mask said
''I couldn't hold it anymore!''
The guy in the horse mask said
Well, any last words?
He then got out his gun.
He shoots the sheep masked man.
Juno & Paulie looked shocked, not shocked because they were scripted to be shocked, but actually shocked.
The guy with the horse's head then shot the guy with the cow mask, Juno and Paulie.
He then said
''Now, look at that! They're pushing up some daisies!''
The film then ended, and the disc popped from the computer.
I just sat there on my seat. I had several questions.
Why did this? Why would they do this? Who thought making a cheap parody of Juno for your snuff film was a good idea?
But then I realized the guy with the horse's head had a familiar voice.
The cashier at the DVD store did this!
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Category:Snuff
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