List of nicknames of Calliope's Elite Guards

Here are a list of nicknames of Calliope's Elite Guards.
==Nicknames==
*Calliope's Black Guards (Real-name)
*Kelly's Stupid Not-Practicing-And-On-The-Run-Guarding Guards Bastards (by Rainbow Dash)
*The Idiotic Black Guards who are completely compared to Putin's Guards (by Kelly himself)
*The Guys who saw Kelly playing Surgeon Simulator 2013
*The Elite "Brony" Black Guards
*The Idiots who plays games with Kelly