The Teacup and the Elmo Croc

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The Teacup and the Elmo Croc is a standalone short story, only connected to the Skin Man Universe through references to it in DRW and In a Skmal. The book was created in August of 2022 as a silly way for Xavi to teach his friend the ropes of Google Slides and tell stories in it. Because of this, the book is very short, has poor graphics, and features many random features of Google Slides, even at one point turning into a game to demonstrate links in Google Slides.
== Story ==
The Teacup and the Elmo Croc is so simple, making a summary of it is almost useless. Instead, this page will feature a full transcript of the book. Some of the grammar and such is fix/changed, and there's a few added bits and pieces, for fun!
=== Transcription ===
Once upon a time, there lived a Teacup and an Elmo Croc...
They played VALORANT™ all the time together! They were the closest of friends... Maybe a little too close (They were really gay).
They saw out of the window one day and decided they wanted to go outside and touch grass, and thus they did. The VALORANT™ players decided to do something with there life and go on an adventure, as they had never seen the outside world before.
They went all across the land. They had so much fun... May a little too much fun (They made out everywhere they went).
While moving through the forest, they found an old wizard dude. They began to talk with him, and he asked them to find his magical mushrooms he left in a cage guarded by an ogre, as ya do. The accept and left to do that.
The find a sword in a rock and a shield next to it to fight the ogre. Then they fight the ogre. It's here where, depending your input, things can change. But the only option that forwards the plot is winning the fight and going into the cave. There the find the not drugs and give them back to the crackhead wizard.
Then they went home and lived happily ever after... Maybe a little too happy (They had violent say gex).
The end...
== Trivia ==
* This book was made before Xavi became involved in Skin Man
* The spontaneous desire to make a Google Slides book with a friend that made this book would later bring Xavi to ask Landon to make In a Skmal
* Both the Teacup and the Elmo Croc are seen as cameos in In a Skmal
* There is an ogre by a cave in DRW who references having been recently beaten by a Teacup and an Elmo Croc