Audio Log between Popeye Jr. and Lazlo

Note: This Audio Log was found in a dumpster near Navy Tower. Listen at your own discretion.
==The Audio==
Lazlo: Junior, get off the TV, go to the bathroom and take a shit. Now.
Popeye Jr: Hey-
Lazlo: Bathroom and shit now!
Popeye Jr: No.
Lazlo: Go to the bathroom and take a shit! I can smell you!
Strange flatulance noises can be heard in the background
Lazlo: GET OFF-GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Popeye Jr: Hey- Get out. What the heck.
Lazlo: - TO THE BATHROOM! I can smell you shitting yourself! Get up and go to the bathroom! NOW!
Popeye Jr: No. No.
A gunshot can be heard
Lazlo: GET UP AND GO! TO! THE! BATHROOM!
Popeye Jr: Hey what the heck.
Lazlo: TO THE BATHROOM! YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
Popeye Jr: Not yet what the heck.
Lazlo: GO to the bathroom! You're shitting yourself!
Popeye Jr: No not yet.
Lazlo: I will rip everything apart, I swear to god. GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Popeye Jr: Not yet.
Lazlo: YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
Popeye Jr: NOT YET!
Lazlo: You're SHIT-ING YOURSELF! POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Popeye Jr: N-No-
Lazlo: GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Popeye Jr: Not yet what the heck.
Lazlo: GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Popeye Jr: NOT YET!
A struggle can be heard
Lazlo: Go to the goddamn bathroom!
Popeye Jr: NOT YE-
Audio cuts out
==Audio link==
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw
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