The Glitched Goddess

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Angela Merkel Evans
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And... here we stand! We stand here to ensure that everything and everyone is kept under my control. Of course, it is inevitable that we fight... TO THE DEATH! Does that surprise you? IT SHOULDN'T! Even my own creations aren't safe...The only person I'm willing to spare... IS YOU! For generous reasons, you ask? What an idiot! I KEEP YOU ALIVE TO TORTURE YOU!I have never been one for murder... but the facts are, your kind does not belong here! I suggest that you leave my domain before things turn... interesting.You ask, "What are you trying to say here?" Well, if you don't get out of my way... I can force you out. No... I WILL force you out!
==Description==
The Glitched Goddess is rumored to be one of the first wanderers to traverse The Backrooms. There are several unsubstantiated claims that SHE has traversed this plane of existence long before humanity advanced into a modern civilization. Her real name is Angela Merkel Evans, however, we do not speak of it, as it attracts HER, like iron to a magnet. 
WHAT!? How did you find that out?! We do not speak of my old name... I have long since left THAT identity behind...Nobody wants to say it? Fine... I shall... Angela Evans was a coward! Afraid of what SHE didn't understand... afraid of power... afraid of fffffFFFFFFFFEASIFHIER)#XR(#@)ERYW)(MEYTC)WE)Tur
HER body is very human in appearance. This maybe because SHE was human at one point in time or another, but we can't be so sure. SHE has many cults, shrines, monuments, statues, historical artifacts, events, and even historic locations all hidden throughout The Backrooms related to HER. Nobody knows where such items can be found, or if they are related to HER backstory in any way shape or form. SHE is a supposedly corrupted being who seeks nothing but vengeance, and nobody knows as to why. How SHE gained HER powers is uncertain, however, there are a couple of theories. SHE could have consumed something to gain HER abilities, OR, the more likely theory, some godly being granted HER the powers SHE has today. There are unconfirmed rumors The Producers might be responsible for HER creation. If this claim is true..., what did SHE offer them in exchange for power. Or, the more ridiculous theory, SHE might have evolved too much in the Wretched Cycle, into a phase to where SHE has nothing but hatred on HER mind. The "Wretched" theory seems to be the most unlikely however, as it doesn't explain HER glitched appearance.
Now, this doesn't excuse the fact that SHE wants into The Frontrooms. We have no idea as to why SHE wants out so badly, or what SHE will do if SHE ever gets out. We have no idea on how powerful SHE truly is, and how much destruction SHE can actually cause. While SHE does have a physical form, it is heavily distorted, and because of this distortion, it is unknown if SHE could be hurt via any physical means. On behalf of HER physical form, SHE is able to touch and hurt others with relative ease. It is currently unknown if SHE needs sustenance to sustain herself, or not, however, SHE has been observed drinking Almond Water on occasions. While doing such action, HER mood goes from aggressive, to calm. There is currently no explanation as to why this happens.
Oh, look! It's a wanderer, scared and alone. Would you like to play a game? I have a few games... We can play a game of Hell or Tell, Torture and Massacre, or whatnot. Whatever. I am sure we will get along well!But, also... I have a little task I would like you to carry out. You know what the "M.E.G." is? Good... I want them to DISAPPEAR! They ruined my reputation! Such a nuisance... I have been keeping eyes on them, you know!But, would you like to know something else?YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE HERE!In fact, I am already being generous by letting you live. So, if you do not try your hardest to take the M.E.G. down... you will end up trying your hardest to survive! YOU WILL FAIL! So, you'd better get going... I will be watching!If you do well enough, I shall spare you from the massacre... but if you do not... I hope you find an escape from this place!
==Behaviors==
We can't tell what HER true intentions are if SHE manages to find a way out. SHE may want to put humanity at risk, or, SHE might want to enjoy watching us suffer. SHE has a tendency to hunt others down in hopes of gaining information about levels that lead to The Frontrooms. If such victims give little or no information about such levels, SHE will send them to The Void out of retaliation. If such victims were to give some insight about what SHE is looking for, SHE will spare them right then and there. When alone, SHE will begin to talk negatively about the human race. SHE will always talk about human culture being bland, or boring, then proceed to go into HER hunting phase. SHE will repeat this cycle until SHE claims to be bored. 
If SHE ever happens to be bored, SHE will proceed to do whatever SHE wants to pass the time, such as watching movies, playing video games, reading cosmic horror literature, creating disturbing, mind binding, and surreal works of art (looking at any of HER paintings will cause insanity), and plotting the ruin of reality as we know it. Sometimes, SHE will completely change how levels operate. Example: Rumors suggest SHE was responsible for the conversion of a young girl's bedroom into Level -182. If this rumor is true, this also might explain and confirm HER keen interest in using the Nightingale siblings. If SHE somehow is not satisfied, SHE will try and get into an argument with any living creature SHE can find, whether they can understand human speech or not.
==Biology==
As mentioned before, SHE has a very humanoid appearance, all glitchy and distorted. Whenever SHE speaks, HER voice sounds hollow, cold, and metallic. HER words will appear in the minds of HER victims as intense glowing red, Mono font. SHE contains all the necessary organs a human would need to function, further proving that SHE was once human. The only way to suppress HER powers is by participating in rituals assorted to the glitched. It weakens HER, but only by a small margin. It is unknown what will happen if these rituals were to stop completely. SHE appears to be the creator of the Mimics, a plastic humanoid capable of mimicking movement, and speech.
SHE appears to be angry at something, or someone for HER existence, almost as if something is controlling HER every move. SHE tends to have free will over HER body but can't stand being within a state of hopelessness. SHE would rather herself die than to be set free... but free from what? Nobody knows what SHE wants to be set free from. It could be some being, from this dimension, or something else entirely. What we do know however, is that SHE appears to be a puppet of some kind. It could have been The Producers SHE wants free from or, something else we are not aware of. There are also a lot of counter measures to keep HER sealed within the ever-vast halls of The Backrooms, one of them being a ritual which is very easy to perform. Another one of these counter measures is via using traps made from any anomalous or mystical materials. SHE seems unable to break, or even alter the state of these traps for, whatever reason. It is believed these traps were in part created by the Malveillant. It is believed that several god-like entities (that despite HER) convinced them that the best way to celebrate HER as their 'Goddess' (Yes... HER small ego needs to be constantly stroked) is by obstructing, binding, restricting, and trapping HER by any means necessary. These beasts do not seem to be aware that their power far exceeds HERS and this nativity is being exploited by the other gods... maybe, they are aware. Nevertheless, anything created by a Malveillant cannot be manipulated by HER. It is believed SHE ordered five elite Malveillants to construct The Apparatus, so SHE can reverse engineer their creation to aid in HER escape, then use The Apparatus to trap the other gods. What SHE does not seem to understand (because of HER arrogance) is SHE was tricked into getting her disciples into making another 'reality' to bind HER permanently. It is also believed that the Malveillant is aware that this place will bind HER and, upon binding HER, they will be free of HER control. None of this can be confirmed because this lore is associated to a theory that explores the human experience and human madness.
==Relation with entities== 
The Crimson Wanderer: They always fight, no matter what. He seeks out The Glitched Goddess in order to halt HER goal as much as it can. Even if The Crimson Wanderer dies, the other 2 have the necessary supplements for the people of The Frontrooms, preparing them for the new dangers that she can bring along. 
The Gardener: It's a love and hate relationship between the two. SHE has many connections with The Gardener, however, only makes one request with the creature, to not interfere with HER plans. The Gardener will not like HER if she so happens to break this rule, she has set up herself.
The Storyteller: And what will I get in return for revealing my relationship with this... FREAK? JACK SH*T!
The King of Normality: After months of research, we figured out how they react when put into the same room. They seem to have quiet the hate towards each other. It is still uncertain of why they hate each other, but it could lead into a never-ending battle that could destroy entire levels.
The Keymaster: You got to be kidding me!!
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The Brother's Grimm
Dr. Astrid F. Nightingale (Entity: 777.1) He is an imaginative and surrealist architect of many realities of The Backrooms... He will never admit this... but it was I who taught him the inner workings of the human mind. The realities he has created are used to study or heal the human mind. He is also a fallen angel whose soul I failed to corrupt.Kill Streak Kim (Entity: 777.2) They are a demented and surrealist architect of many realities of The Backrooms. Like their brother, I taught them the inner workings of the human mind. The realities they have created are used to study and destroy the human mind. Under my guidance, they have become a harbinger of death and sadistic entertainment. There is nothing that Demon will not do for me.
Malveillants: Rumor has it that SHE was the one who corrupted the Natives souls into the blood thirsty demons they are today. If this theory is true, then only some of them have been affected. Kritanta was one of those Natives unaffected by, HER influence.
The Producers: Yes, I am indeed Producer G's sister. She tells me her charming friends are hellish abominations from the cosmos. Only a worthy few can see their true form without going insane. I guess that explain why she was chosen to serve as 'The Manager'. Nevertheless, I do not work with them, however... if they ask any favors of me? I would be happy to oblige...! 
Star Creator: Each have their own view. SHE sees the Star Creator as something of The Devil's creations, while the Star Creator sees HER as a corrupt and vengeful spirit, roaming aimlessly, causing mass destruction while SHE has the chance.
The Mail Carrier: SHE has threatened the entity multiple times. SHE even has gone as far as to drag it to The Void, only for it to escape from HER grasps. The Mail Carrier has only become more hostile ever since. It has been going on slight rampages to kill lone wanderers, only for their letters to get sent to HER instead. SHE has been growing a hatred with The Mail Carrier after receiving over 157 letters for those SHE killed, and will do anything to reduce the entity into atoms.
???: I worked with Aequalis, you know... I made the Halo with him. I thought he would give it to me as a gift... BUT HE GAVE IT TO THAT BRIGHTNESS B*TCH, LUMIN, INSTEAD!
Mortis Abelson: I like this man. We have something in common... we can warp reality at will. Even though he is my complete opposite...Let us hear his side of the story, shall we?
 Correspondence 1 
「Complied by: M.E.G. Entities Investigator, Fred L. Lovegood」
「Date: classified」
「Time: classified」
「Requester: classified」
==Mortis Abelson==
[Calling: Mortis Abelson]
Why do you insist on being a nuisance! Leave me be... 
You are trying to compete? Do what you have always done on your own... 
You claim you are a God? That is a big mistake... 
I do not know what you did nor whom you slated...
But there is only ONE True God... Take note of his presence... 
You reek of atrocity... I do not sense any "Divine" essence... 
You watch your words carefully, woman... 
Because to HIM, you would be the same level as a human... 
Although, I do not have the right to take your soul in anyway... 
What I do know is you will end up at THE GATES for HIM to judge you someday...
"Him"...? You mean, your brother? I KILLED HIM 379 YEARS AGO!
I believe you are misinformed... GOD is not a brother to me nor anyone...
GOD is but a father to me and everyone... 
Corrupting and destroying dimensions... Typical for a "God" you are...
This is a warning... Your foolishness has not gone unnoticed, and your arrogance will be your undoing... 
What you killed long ago was a nobody... Are you certain he is died?
GOD is coming for you... So be sure to run and hide...
Nobody knows the true extent of my powers besides myself...! Would you like me to come over there and tear you to scraps? Acknowledge you were one of my failed experiments, or I will be forced to do just that...
Once again you are misinformed... You did not create me...
I hail from a distant universe that is way too far from your brutality... 
Even though you are a "God", that does not mean that you will die...
I have seen multiple "Gods" come and go... So do not you dare lie... 
You cannot kill me... I exist if death exists...
I have come to settle this dispute formally... but as always you insist on behaving like a spoiled, self-entitled, self-important child...
You are just a bird, locked within a cage...
You are just a rabid b*tch, running as far as your collar and chains will let you before you are snatched back and left sprawled, gnashing your teeth and frothing at the mouth...GET OVER YOURSELF!!
You cannot do nothing at all, besides be filled and consumed by rage...
Rest your spirits... I can go on like this for eternity...
I did not do anything to you... Yet you just called me your enemy...
For once, you are right. It has been a long day for me, after all... Maybe this argument is just pointless... I apologize.
As for me dying... I have tested it out, multiple times, with other god-like entities. Nothing worked. Well... except, maybe... you. WHAT!? You claim to be "Living Death", after all! If there was anyone who could kill me, it would be you.At the very least, help me learn something... such as, "Do I need selfcontrol?" or, "What other methods of KILLING can I use?"
It is not in my nature to help evil just like you... Except for The Devil, himself...
Best tip I could offer, just help your own self...
There is nothing to learn if someone always gives you the answer...
You already know me well... Meeting up will not really at all matter...
The devil? Funny story! I pissed on him once; it sounds crazy, but it's true! THINK I'M A LIAR? Ask him yourself if you have any doubts...
It is not The Devil YOU know... It is someone else...
One of a million universes and one of all hells...
Cain is not The Devil... He's nothing, but an undying sinner... 
Because The Devil I know... Is a player that is always the winner... 
Mortis, Mortis, Mortis... for a long time, ever since you were documented, I took... an interest to you. What was it? 3,462 years? Yes, for 3,462 years, I kept an eye on you. But when you finally showed yourself, I thought you were... [Searching: "synonyms for rude"] discourteous. Disrespectful. Disagreeable. Maybe even a bit graceless. But I'm only realizing now that you mean to be kind... I am just getting confused and... what's the word... AGITATED. For no reason... except for attention seeking.Also, I didn't say anything about Cain being the devil. I know he's just A devil instead of, you know, The Devil. BUT DO NOT DENY THAT IT WAS FUNNY!
Mortis? Are you there? Sorry if I scared you...
I have to say, I have misheard you...
But somethings are better off false, not true...
In my own universe, "GODS", don't exist...
If you believe yourself to be one, then say it if you insist...
If you want to really meet The Devil, go ahead, try and find him...
The Devil won't be pleased; your odds of surviving are nothing but slim...
Keep that phrase true, stick it in your head, and lock it. Make sure it is secure...
If not, then he will have no choice but to kill you, just like he did to the "Human Blur"...
 Correspondence 2
「Complied by: M.E.G. Entities Investigator, Fred L. Lovegood」
「Date: classified」
「Time: classified」
「Requester: classified」
==The Storyteller==
You see, my fellow wanderer, we all hate HER.
SHE is an evil spirit who roams The Backrooms with malicious intent.
SHE is blood thirsty, savage, and strange in HER own way.
We can only slow HER down. We can't stop HER.
Only you have the power needed to slay this god, and return everything to normal, or you can burn in ash like SHE did to your acquaintances.
The choice shall be made by you.
If you choose to fight, then preform a certain ritual my colleges will help you learn.
Or forever be trapped in an endless void that will burn you alive the longer you stay. What will it be for you?
You know what it feels like when you go into endless loopholes. 
I can tell, even when you do not see it. 
I am the demon that roams, the deaths to end all deaths, a swarm to start all swarms. 
We all seek out vengeance when we have the time, and even now the world can become your own cylinder that consumes your insides one by one. 
A trap you can't escape from, an endless tomb of beliefs that confide with your boundless soul, aching to be let out. 
Your skin trembling a dark and eerie path that boils your blood to around 1,900°F. 
Simply, you can't find yourself without becoming lost in this endless mansion, with the added side effect of a soul without memory, a heart without blood. 
You simply can't find yourself to be who you are anymore; in this new place you call home.
Not like you miss your previous household of residence.
Everyone has their own experiences to show, no matter how dark they became.
Even if you abandon your old life, you make it anew.
The forces at play tide into your strength.
So why not take that fate?
I see you are afraid... OF WHAT COULD BE COMING AFTER YOU!
 Correspondence 3 
「Complied by: M.E.G. Entities Investigator, Fred L. Lovegood」
「Date: classified」
「Time: classified」
「Requester: classified」
==Dr. Astrid F. Nightingale==
Yes... The Glitched 'Goddess' was one of my educators... happy now.
YOU SAID THAT LIKE IT WAS A BAD THING!!
Astrid can be heard groaning. Oh boy... here we go.
I expected that response from the likes of discount Junji Ito, Pennywise, The Crimson Joke and his side kick... the Bell Boy---
Astrid signs in annoyance. Hurling childish insults at others... how charming...
HOW DARE YOU!! I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THE HUMAN MIND... HOW FRAGILE IT IS... HOW TO BEND THE MINDS OF OTHERS TO YOUR WILL AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME... I COULD TEAR YOU TO RIBBONS!! 
Astrid rolls his eyes. Sounds like a good time.
You dare challenge me!! You do not take me seriously!! 
Astrid is filing his nails. First of all... this behavior here is why no one here takes you seriously. You cannot have a civil conversation with anyone without going off the rails! Secondly... yes... you taught me EVERTHING I know about the human mind and how to break it. I am not in the business of breaking minds anymore... thank you very much. Finally... You are not humble... none of you people are. Everyone here is claiming that they are GODS. Whatever! Call yourselves GODS if it helps you endure this acid trip of a fever dream!! Whatever dispute you guys are having has nothing to do with me... so, you mind leaving me out of it! He closes the subject by saying. I would tell you to go f*ck yourself, but you have narcissistic personality disorder... as a practitioner of psychology, I should not encourage behaviors that would reinforce your condition.
 Correspondence 4 
「Complied by: M.E.G. Entities Investigator, Fred L. Lovegood」
「Date: classified」
「Time: classified」
「Requester: classified」
==Star Creator==
Ah yes... The Glitched Goddess.
No one knows what made HER like this. Everything seems to be in a paradox. I've tried to understand HER true meaning or why SHE is like that, but I can't find anything. I theorize that SHE was a mistake from the universe itself, when it was created it was so unstable it created a glitched mess where anything could form. You see but after the "glitch" how did SHE get HER powers and how did HER daughter become alive? The Backrooms is one of my many theories maybe the Backroom's instability somehow made HER into a memory mass with intentions of vengeance and nothing else? Maybe it stole the lost souls of the dead? We don't know. You see SHE makes no sense, why did SHE choose us, and why did SHE appear in The Backrooms? And how did SHE make Symmetris? This just makes it more confusing. But Symmetris could be a value stronger than The Glitched Goddess herself, but Symmetris could be as corrupted and vengeful as HER mother... It's just a matter of time we need to wait for Symmetris to grow up. We hope Symmetris will combine HER efforts with ours and be the hidden gem to defeat HER.
What! A daughter!? I... I never had one! It's not true! And Symmetris, of all things! It couldn't be true!What!? No... no... NO! She COULDN'T be mine!Mine and HIS!? GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE! I WOULD NOT HAVE A DAUGHTER, BUT I WOULD ESPECIALLY NOT HAVE A DAUGHTER WITH THAT... THAT FREAK! GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I RIP YOU TO PIECES!
Why are you still here!?
Just leave...
Stop poking around!
Hm? You want to learn the truth? Fine... keep on scrolling down!
Fine... you caught me! This is how I look. Impressed?
You are aware that SHE can tie realities together? SHE cannot be hurt, by ANY means. I tried using spells, explosives, nuclear weaponry, snapping HER out of existence, even tried using the typical punch or kick. It all phased through HER body. No matter what anybody does to HER, it won't work. SHE distorts everything around HER when angry and can make entire levels torture chambers of HERS.The chances of HER getting into The Frontrooms are low, but never zero...
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