Search for Egg Merch (The Spin the Porcupine Show)/Script

Spin: "All of my Egg Merch. So wonderful. So lovely."
Alarm: "What a collection!
Spin: "I have a model of all of Eggman's big boss machines, his Badniks, and his ships."
Alarm: "Wow! Can you tell me all of them?"
Spin: "The Air Base. Eggman's first ever airship. Wing Fortress is Eggman's next airship, and a rocket from it leads to the Death Egg. The Flying Battery was the smallest of his airships by that point. Then we have the Egg Fortress, which was in space."
Alarm: "Factories and other property?"
Spin: "Scrap Brain, Metallic Madness, Scrambled Egg, Crystal Egg, Chemical Plant, Metropolis, Electric Egg, Atomic Destroyer, Launch Base, Titanic Monarch, and Frozen Base."
The landlord opened the door
Madison: "Spin, who's that?"
Spin: "My landlord." 
Landlord: "Sorry, Spin, but by order of the Restoration, all of that will be taken away."
Spin: he gasps "You're part of the Restoration?"
Landlord: "Surprised? Well, sorry, but the Restoration ordered me to take these away from you." he used a vacuum to absorb all of Spin's Eggman Merch
Spin: "Not my keys!"
Landlord: "Oh, sorry." he gets the keychain away from the key and gives Spin back his keys
Spin: "Thanks."
Landlord: "And I'm taking all of your Eggman toys as well."
Spin: "But I had a thousand of them!"
Landlord: "OK, this is impossible, then."
Tails: "Not when I'm nearby." he quickly rid Spin of his Egg Merch
Spin: he gasps "Tails!"
Tails: "Spin, I thought you were better than this!"
Spin: "I wouldn't say I was the best to you anyway."
Tails: "I'm telling this to the Restoration."
Cream: "Wait, you like Eggman? Shame on you, Spin!"
The three put all of the Egg Merch they got from Spin at the back of a dump truck
Cream: "I didn't want to break his heart, so that's why I suggested the idea of getting all of these away from Spin instead of destroying them."
Tails: "Let's pretend you said we're doing this so that we can show to the Restoration the biggest Eggman fan in the world."
Spin: "I'm fine with being called that."
Tails: "You shouldn't be."
The dump truck went to the Restoration HQ
Spin: he runs after the dump truck, but the truck was faster "Why does this have to happen to me?"
Alarm: "We'll figure out a way to-"
Spin: "I can handle this myself."
Madison: "Doesn't seem like you can."
Spin: "Just watch and learn." he got out a cannon and shot himself out of it, sending him near Restoration HQ
Amy: "Spin! Biggest Eggman fan in the world, eh? I feel like that will change when you get exposed to footage of his atrocities."
Spin: "You should get exposed to the footage of his atrocities!" he shows a box called "His Atrocities (includes Sonic)"
Amy: "Sonic! Why did you trap him?"
Spin: "At least I'm letting you open it."
Amy: she opens the box and got a lot of kicks in the face "I should've used the magic I learned over these 6 months to tell that was what was inside."
Tangle: "Don't mess with Amy, or else I'll blow you to smithereens!"
Spin: "I am not a robot. And you better let me have my Egg Merch back, or I will blow YOU to smithereens!"
Tangle: "The latter is just not possible, kid. But I will let you have some of your Egg Merch back. Here's one of your egg toys." she gave Spin an egg shaped like Eggman
Spin: "Wow! It's you! The most precious of my collection, Eggy!"
The egg exploded on Spin, and there was a lot of egg liquid on his face
Tangle: she laughs
Spin: "Now I'm going to blow you to smithereens." he got out a large fan that sent Tangle far away
Tangle: she was sent to the factory called "Smithereens" "Oh! I get it! Smithereens! The factory!" she was sent inside the factory through a vent, but landed on a time bomb and activated its 5-second timer
Factory Worker: "Tangle? What have you done? You activated a time bomb! Now I'm gonna lose my jo-"
The time bomb exploded, along with the other explosives
Tangle: her body disintegrated into ash
Sonic: "Rest in peace, Tangle. You were a great member of the Restoration."
Tangle: "I'm not even dead yet."
Garden near Restoration HQ
Whisper: "Spin! What is wrong with you?"
Spin: "What even is right with you? I don't know! Aside from maybe saving us from threats. The only things I'm seeing from you are lefts. And I'm right about that." he went to the right of Whisper and kicked her
Whisper: she was sent so high, she hit a tree branch like a bumper from a pinball machine, before descending
Spin: "Hmm..." he kicked Whisper so high, she hit a lot of birds and landed inside a tree hollow
The tree kept changing the season it looked like it was from like a slot machine, and then it stopped at the "summer" look
Spin: "JACKPOT! JACKPOT! FLORAL JACKPOT!"
The flowers showered Spin with seeds
Spin: "Sweet!"
Tails and Sonic: they spindashed towards Spin
Spin: he spun like a ball and bumped into them, sending them to two holes in the ground with a landmine in them
Sonic and Tails were sent to the sky
Spin: "Hole in one!"
Amy: "SONIC! TAILS! Spin, you have made me extremely angry." she tried swinging her hammer at Spin
Spin: he threw a bomb at Amy
Amy: she accidentally hit the bomb and it exploded on her
Spin: "Strike 1!" he threw a baseball at Amy
Amy: she hit the ball
Spin: he bounced on the ground, gaining more height as he bounces like a ball, and eventually catching the ball with a boxing glove
Amy: she ran to a base
Spin: he landed on the base at the right time and punched Amy and rang a bell hop many times "One! Two! Three! Four!"
Amy: she was about to get up again
Spin: he sped up his counting "Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! KO!"
Amy: she fell down
Lanolin: "Spin! Stop!"
Spin: he cut all the wool off of Lanolin "Thanks!"
Cream: "Spin! You should-"
Spin: he quickly made a pillow out of the wool "Pillow fight!"
Cream: "Well, if you say-"
Spin: he hit Cream with a pillow
Cream: "I didn't know it started yet!"
Spin: he hit Cream many more times with a pillow
Cream: she was knocked unconscious
Spin: he rang a bellhop many times "And I win the pillow fight!"
Knuckles: he ran to the garden "I heard you injured my friends! Now take this knuckle sandwich, Spin!"
Spin: he put two pieces of bread, one above Knuckles' fist, and the other under it "Looks like you're on the menu!"
Knuckles: he used his other fist to punch Spin
Spin: he ducked and punched Knuckles with a balloon
The balloon popped, and the loud sound caught Knuckles off guard
Spin: "To accept defeat, please sign this peace treaty." he gave a treaty to Knuckles and a two-sided dynamite
Knuckles: "Fine. I just want to go to Angel Island already. The emeralds need me." he tried writing with the "pen", but it exploded on him
Spin: he laughed and ran to the Restoration HQ
Vector: he punched Spin "Stop right there, Spin!"
Spin: "Why do people keep saying stop to me?"
Charmy: "What did you want us to say? Hinder?"
Spin: "Anyways, I have a meal prepared for you!" he gets out a plate "It's ham with lots of veggies."
Espio: "I suspect something, Vector."
Charmy: he got out a knife and tried slicing the "ham", but the "ham" exploded on the three
Spin: he got Vector, turned him into a ball, and slam dunked him on the roof of the Restoration HQ, entering said place
Jewel: "Vector! Spin! Why?"
Spin: "Because I'm crazy."
Jewel: "You are crazy."
Spin: he punched Jewel with a balloon that popped, stunning her due to how loud the balloon pop was
Jewel: "Ugh..."
Spin: "Here's a cake to show I truly am sorry for all I did."
Jewel: "Mmm! And it has candles too? Wait, isn't that for-"
The "candles" exploded on Jewel
Spin: "You want to take what was mine? Here! Take something that is mine!" he threw a landmine at Jewel, but ran to her so that she could go outside of the Restoration HQ
Jewel: "Phew."
The mine blew Jewel up
Jewel: she was turned into ash
Alarm: "Whoa! What was that explosion?"
Madison: "Wow! You can do it all by yourself, Spin! I'm impressed!"
Spin: "See? Told you you should've had trust in me."
Alarm: "I am strong, remember? I can move all of that back to a dump truck." he moved the big sack of collectibles to a dump truck
Madison: she got on the driver's seat and drove the dump truck back to Spin's home
Jewel: "Fixing this will take a lot of work..."
The End!
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