Lemme interviews Liggy

Lemme Koopa: After driving Liggy Koopa insane in the last interview, I'm going to interview her again.
Liggy Koopa: Hello.
Lemme Koopa: So, in the dressing room, do you get angry when your boyfriend asks you to try on certain outfits?
LIGGY KOOPA: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
(anger comes from the room.)
Larrie Koopa: THAT IS MY MAGAZINE!
(Larrie Koopa swipes the magazine from Liggy and bonks him on the head.)
Lemme Koopa: Who is Karma Koopa?
Liggy Koopa: WHO THE !@#$ IS THAT!?
Lemme Koopa: Do you like riding on a train?
Liggy Koopa: Sure.
Lemme Koopa: Do you like Larry Koopa's tennis?
Liggy Koopa: YES!
Lemme Koopa: Do you like Mario?
Lemme Koopa: Liggy?
Lemme Koopa: LIGGY!?
(Liggy Koopa was looking at Iggy Koopa knocking down Ludwig von Koopa.)
LEMME KOOPA: GO AWAY!
Iggy Koopa: no.
Lemme Koopa: You asked for it...
(Lemme Koopa suddenly got a huge rock and squished them flat. They both groaned.)
Liggy Koopa: No! Ludwig!
Ludwig von Koopa: Shut up.
Lemme Koopa: Too much insanity in your family. How do you manage that?
Liggy Koopa: ...
Morton Koopa: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Izzy Koopa: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Laurence Koopa: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Marcie Koopa: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Demmy Koopa: LETTA GO, LETTA GO! I'm one with Morton and Roy.
Roy Koopa: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
Lemme Koopa: Too much insanity! It's time for the final question.
Izzy Koopa: Is it FHDSLJFKHDJLSKAFHDLKFHDAKJFDSLHFJSDFDS?
Lemme Koopa gets a thwomp and squishes everyone flat.
Roy Koopa: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lemme Koopa: Who did you always want to kill?
Liggy Koopa: Finally! A question I can ACTUALLY answer!
Liggy Koopa: BRB
Lemme Koopa: Ahh! insanity!
Larry Koopa: WEALLSCREAMFORICECREAM!
Wendy Koopa: WEDDING CAKE, WEDDING CAKE, WEDDING CAKE.
Lemme Koopa gets Cheatsy Koopa.
Cheatsy Koopa: Okay.
Cheatsy Koopa kills Wendy and Larry.
Liggy Koopa had Luigi, weighing over 800 pounds, eating candy, over Lemme Koopa.
Liggy Koopa released it.
Lemme Koopa was squished.
Lemme Koopa: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Luigi did THAT.
Liggy Koopa: Yay!
Liggy Koopa: Luigi killed Lemme Koopa!
Izzy Koopa: FDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDFDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDFDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Iggy Koopa: Shut up.
Somehow, Mario inflated himself too, and then smashed Liggy Koopa.
Larrie Koopa: Hey! Mario! Can you give me some of your cookies?
Mario: Sure.
Larrie Koopa and Mario were eating cookies.
THE END