Mikennemonic Horror Special

Twas the Night of All Hallows Eve. Kids were up for trick or treating all throughout the city. Candy was being eaten. People were dressing up as all sorts of monsters. Everyones favorite bearded man, Mike however was sitting on the Couch.
"Just another Halloween." The Man with the beard of the Nnemonic variety said to himself.
While Mike was lounging around, his regulars were doing stuff. Bern and Lambda were doing witch things, Bingo was giving out candy to kids, McWhimple was drinking his sorrows away, Hatter was knocking out any troll who stumbles in here, Steve was being a communist, and Glack was eating corn pops.
As Steve was walking by doing communist things, a big hairy animal ran towards him.
"Who the fuck are you." He shouted.
The canine-like animal then bit Steve on the hand and ran away.
"Fuck you too." screamed the Soviet.
Suddenly the full moon came up. Steve began to turn into a wolf. He is now a Soviet Werewolf.
"AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Comrades! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Steve ran into a capitalist building to attack the greedy Capitalists who were hoarding all the money and candy to themselves. Four hours later there's a lot of screams in terror. Steve ran out with blood on his fur and turned back to a normal human.
A while later the Radioactive Uber Clan were stalking Bern and Lambda.
"We shall slaughter these evil demons from stealing all those candies from little kids #MustEatCandy" bellowed Popeye.
Suddenly a little kid with a big bag of candy walked by them.
Jabberjaw screamed at the top of his lungs, "EVIL DEMON STEALING CANDY!"
Popeye then jumped on the poor child, beating his face in. They began to eat the candy.
"We saved childrens candy from evil demons" laughed Popeye.
"That fucker Bern is going to steal the candy though!" groaned Albert of the Fat variety.
Suddenly four little kids appeared behind the RUC. One kid however had the most terrifying outfit of them all...
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"TRICK OR TREAT!"
The RUC began to scream at the top of their lungs. Felix ran off a cliff while Albert joined with him. Jabberjaw and Albert jumped into the ocean.
Meanwhile Bern and Lambda walked by.
"So Albert was scared of himself eh? Looks like he found the Boogeyman" giggled Bern.
THE END.
Category:Fan-Fiction