Codmister's Attempt at a Camp 3

Just holding this page for later. Camp will be modeled after Total Drama Island. Do NOT add yourself in.
Camp will/may start in January.
Also, I am not expecting Season 2 to be a good camp. But, I am hoping for this season to be the best so come on guys! Don't forget the drama!
==Newcomers (CLOSED)==
#Zoey-Heather rocks
#Holden-Wes Holden
#Shaina-Fanfiction2010
#Poppy-Poppyseed56
#Eliza-Kevvy9
#Erik- (I hate Ana.)
#Matt-Theeviloctorock
#Robert-Alejandrofan3000
#Seth-SethAllred343
#Mike-First123
#Jessica-TDALindsayfan1
#Harriet-Sierrastalker
#Boo(sorry for all the name changes)-Sunslicer2
==Returnees (CLOSED)==
#Kate- Kate4TDWT
#Rachel-Snowgirl57
#Ryan-Youre2490
#Sam-Mrdamion
#Max- Mr. E
#Anonymous-Teamnoah123
#Mech-Platypus09
#LeShawna-Leshawnafan
#Izzy/Kaleidoscope-Izzynsierrafan12
==Alliances==
Rachels Alliance-Rachel and Zoey﻿
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==Conflicts==
Everyone-Codmister Conflict
Everyone-Eliza Conflict
Everyone-Mech Conflict
Everyone-Rachel Conflict
==Relationships==
SamxIzzy Relationship
GerardxKate Relationship
==Rules==
#No godplaying, duh.
#If you are a Total Drama character, stay IC.
#Make at least SOME character development people.
#NO DOUBLE WINNERS
#No editing twice in a row.
#There might be at least one art challenge and one story challenge that you may skip.
#I may allow a return, just state your case on this page's talk page.
#Most likely, there will be 2-3 challenges a week and one on weekends
#Be active.
#Have fun!
==Teams==
===The Screaming Gophers===
#Matt
#Robert
#Harriet
#Zoey
#Anonymous
#Rachel
#Mech
#LeShawna
#Seth
===The Killer Bass===
#Boo
#Kate
#Holden
#Izzy
#Erik
#Mike
#Max
#Sam
#Poppy
#Shaina
==Elimination Table==
 
 	 	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Tribal Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Phase	Jury Vote
 	Episode 	1 	2 	3 	4 	5 	6 	7 	8 	9 	10 	11 	12 	13 	14 	15 	16 	17 	18 	19 	20 	21
 	Eliminated	Jessica 	Eliza 	Ryan 	LeShawna 	Poppy 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Place	Voter 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes 	Votes
TBA 	Anonymous 	NV 	NV 	WIN 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Rachel 	NV 	Eliza 	WIN 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Poppy 	WIN 	WIN 	NV 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Leshawna 	NV 	Eliza 	WIN 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Erik 	WIN 	WIN 	Ryan 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Sam 	WIN 	WIN 	Ryan 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Robert 	Jessica 	NV 	WIN 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Mech 	NV 	Eliza 	WIN 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Mike 	WIN 	WIN 	Ryan 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Max 	WIN 	WIN 	Ryan 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Seth 	NV 	Eliza 	WIN 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Harriet 	NV 	NV 	WIN 	LeShawna 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Shaina 	WIN 	WIN 	NV 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Izzy 	WIN 	WIN 	Ryan 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Holden 	WIN 	WIN 	Ryan 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Matt 	NV 	NV 	WIN 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Zoey 	NV 	NV 	WIN 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Boo 	WIN 	WIN 	Ryan 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
TBA 	Kate 	WIN 	WIN 	NV 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
20th 	Ryan 	WIN 	WIN 	Ryan 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
21st 	Eliza 	Jessica 	Mech 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
22nd 	Jessica 	NV 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
==Pre-Chat- Boat to Camp Wawanakwa!==
Codmister: Welcome one and all to the final season of Codmister's Attempts at a Camp! Feel free to talk with your fellow competitors before we arrive at the camp! ﻿
Anamariae: I am coming through *trips on a rope* Ouch!
Anonymous:*looks at anamariae*that looked painful
Robert:I love sequels!
Mike: Hey, guys.
Eliza: Hey guys
﻿Anamariae: Hey, Anon, Mike, Robert, and Eliza!
Eliza: Your a fricken loser
Anamariae: *CONF* I like-hate Eliza secretly. I have done 1st place In kickboxing and karate and kung fu.
Holden: Hey guys
Holden: (CONF) I've been watching tnhis the last two season and I think I have a good shot at winning
Max:Hi! (CONF) Another season...
Rachel: Hi (CONF) I need to run the newbies
LeShawna: Hey y'all! Look who's back! (CONF) 4th last season was good, but I'm gonna make sure I win this time.
Chef: *on intercom* Attention all annoying passengers. We will be arriving at Camp Wawanawkwa in a few hours. SO SIT YOUR BUTTS, DOWN!
Rachel: good luck trying to find a new co-host as good as me
Anonymous:yes rachel, that will be difficult
Rachel: N.Us not here
Anonymous:Im glad, all he does is COPY IDEAS THAT ARENT HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but i do miss Genesis, its not CAAAC without her
holden: I'm hungry
Rachel: Wanna make a allince guys
Matt:Hi Everyone
Rachel: Any Rachel fans
Anonymous:which ones rachel again
Rachel: We were together since season 1
Holden: Food for the hungry
Rachel: *Sees Izzy* Little miss crazy is back
Robert:Hi, Matt! Long time no see!
Anonymous:*looks at rachel*oh now i remember
Matt:Did you know i found out and leaked some footage of Tweek in a insane asylum
Rachel: Last years co-host season 1s anti-hero
Anamariae: *randomly* MATT! I like you in TDHS.
Rachel: Really
Anamariae: Yes, I was a 100% fan of TDHS and Matt.
Matt:I know. I'm Awesome I also did find out that Tweek was telling the TRUTH I found out EvilTweek is in Camp Wawanakwa and out to kill so probably watch out.
Rachel: How can noone know me
Anamariae: I do, well sometimes secretly do a prank call on you.
Rachel: Wait i know you (CONF) Newbies are so easy
Anamariae: Well, Big Fan of this camp.
Rachel: K
Mike: Wait, are we arriving yet?
Rachel: Anamariae and Izzy are losers
Matt: why are you so negative
Rachel: Zoey and Jessica can I talk to you
Sam: Izzy didn't return? *coughs* Not that I care...
Rachel: She did return Sadly but i started the rumors and its true
Sam: She did? *smiles* And, what rumors?
Boo: I'm scared... of Izzy....
Anonymous:why, anyone with a noticable lack of sanity is cool
Rachel: Shes not *In a love voice* You are Sorry acting
Mike: I wonder when we will arrive.
holden: This is boring
Boo: *trips and falls into a broken piece of wood* Ow!
Anonymous:where did gerard go
Harriet:*playing with cellphone*
(An hour later)
Chef: *stops boat suddenly* We're here!
==Not So Happy Campers Part 1==
Codmister: *is at dock waiting for contestants* Welcome one and all to Camp Wawanakwa on Codmister's Attempt at a Camp 3! Here we have our campfire for elimination, the Dock of Shame, the Boat of Losers, our communal washrooms *points to crappy old smelly washrooms* and finally our confessional. Feel free to leak any secrets or confessions, in there. Now, before we put you guys into teams, you might wanna unpack. Girls are on the left, boys are on the right. When your done unpacking and meeting each other, report straight to the campfire.
===Girl's Cabin Chat===
LeShawna: *Puts suitcase on bed and the bed breaks* Wow these are terrible beds.
Harriet:I'll just take the floor then.....
LeShawna: *Begins to unpack* The floor is probably worse though, because we have no idea what's been there.
Harriet:Look out! That dresser is full of - *after the rats eat a dresser drawer*rats.....*just puts bag down to the place I'm gonna sleep* Done.
===Boy's Cabin Chat===
Boo: Umm... can I have the bottom bunk? I'm afraid of heights..
Max: Sure! I call top!
Mike: *Unpacking*Boo its not that high although I don't blame you if you have a fear of Airplane Heights.
Holden: This place SUCKS
Mike: Yeah, they do suck.
Sam: I call bottom, same reason. *jumps onto it* Hey, you know what would suck? If Cod made us ride in an airplane for a phobia challenge.
Mike: Yeah, I guess.
Holden: *unpacks* i wonder what teams are
Mike: *Finishes unpacking*So now what?
Seth: Hey guys.
===Campfire===
Boo: *hiding behind a log from the fire, but falls backwards when he sees a spider*
Codmister: Ok! It is time to make teams! (Stop editing for a little)
First up is The Screaming Gophers, formed of:
Zoey
Robert
Harriet
Matt
LeShawna
Mech
Seth
Jessica
Eliza
Rachel
And Anonymous.
The rest of you guys shall be the Killer Bass. Any questions?
Holden: I'm a bass
Mike: I'm a Killer Bass also!
Izzy: Do you have any explosives here!!
Sam: There you are Izzy! How's life? By the way, I'm also a bass.
Anonymous:am i the only gopher here
Harriet:Not at the moment.
Robert:Hi, Harriet.
holden: This will be so fun
Harriet:*walks off without answering Robert*
Robert:Holden, what did I do this time?
Izzy: Yay Sam!
Holden: girls who knows what they are feeling
Sam: I think girls do...
Harriet:*sitting in my cabin playing the small piano playing Tears to Shed from the Corpse Bride only Emily's music. No Victor playing*
Poppy: *steps onto islnad soaking wet* You forgot me!
Izzy: COD ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sam: *throws Izzy some dynamite* I brought some with me, 'cause I figured you'd want some.
Izzy: WOOHOO Yeah!
LeShawna: Oh nooo, that's not good.
Poppy: BOOM-BOOM!
Harriet:*walks out onto the dock and sits down on the edge*
Anonymous:Hey izzy, detonate the explosives on the boat
Sam: *nudges Robert* Try hitting on Harriet again...
Izzy: OK *the boat blows up* Awesome!
Poppy: Hi guyz!
===Challenge 1===
Codmister: Welcome teams to the first challenge of the season! For this challenge, each team must jump off the cliff and into the circle below. Not the big one, the small one. The Gophers are up first! (Don't just jump in one line, have something motivate or encourage your character.)
Seth: Um, Why can't we jump into the big one?
Harriet:*dives in and makes it in the small zone*
Robert:*is near the edge* Why?
Mech: No, not the small one.
Harriet:*gets out and changes and gets back out on the dock and sits down again*
Anonymous:*is hyperventalating*
Boo: I'm afraid of heights... What if I can't do this?
Robert:*faills into the small zone*
Anonymous:*forces himself off of the cliff while crying and lands in the small zone*
Boo: *clutching a stuffed hedgehog* Okay, Nut, I need to win, so help me please? *huggles the hedgehog*
LeShawna: Ehhh I don't like jumping down from cliffs.
Rachel: *Jumps* see its easy
Poppy: Me no like heights!
Annyous:*from water*yep, heights are scary, so jumping would be a really bad idea
Rachel: (CONF)I need to find 2 pelple to take to the final 3 Zoey and Jessica are perfect
LeShawna: Ehh whatever. *Jumps and lands in the small zone* Yes!
Eliza: *runs and jumps*
Sam: *looks down* Sorry guys, I can't do this. *turns around, trips on a rock, and falls backwards into the water* OH, I hate irony. >.>
Matt:*jumps of and starts doing flips*WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*lands perfectly on his feet in the water*
Boo: Okay, Nut, you go first? *drops Sage off the cliff* NUT! *jumps and catches in mid-air* Oh no...
Matt:*pops out of water and relieses he's out side the circle oh oh *shark appears*I hope I can still do this*eats a bean and farts*hooray*shark starts puking*Yes*swim's to shore*
Eliza: *lands in the small zone*
Boo: *lands in the small zone, and starts crying* I don't know how to swim, help!
Matt:*sighs* fine. *swims out to get him and swims back*now get back up the cliff
Boo: *crying* But I'm afraid of heights! (:D)
Matt:just go up there*EvilTweek behind Matt so only Boo see's him.
EvilTweek:*has a knife and jabs a knife when Boo blinks he dissappears*
Boo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A MURDERER!
Anonymous:..........and your shocked about this, its just part of the challenge just like last season
Matt: Don't call me a Murderur
Boo: Not you! There was a zombie person behind you holding a knife! *is rocking back and forth, cuddling Nut, his hedgehog*
Matt:REALLY! IT MUST BE EVILTWEEK! *turns around and see's nothing*You really shound'nt mess with people*drags boo up the Mountain*
Erik: Hey guys! *falls over the cliff* (this is 124. Ana is my old character.) *lands and balances*
Poppy: ORESON IS MY MIDDLE NAME!
Boo: NO! I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! I WANT MY BLANKEY! WHERE'S MY HEDGEHOG! WHERE IS MY INHALER?! Wait... I don't have asthma... (:D yay for characters with problems :D)
Matt:*gives him cloroform*shh shh shh it's OK
Mike: Now I wait for the Bass to start.
Boo: *sniffs the cloroform* It smells good! *takes it* I feelz better :D
Poppy: ME WANTZ CLOROFORM! *eats all of it* Wait, I get indigestion from hazordous chemicals...
Matt:your gonna be knocked out for a long time. *jumps again and lands in centre*
Boo: *gets knocked down, and rolls off the cliff, and into the water, and then starts sinking to the bottom*
Matt:*grabs Boo and puts him in boat*there
Anonymous:*pops up randomly behind matt*why do you two get all of the screen time
Poppy: *rolls unconsciously off the cliff*
Matt:OK Anon go save Poppy.
Poppy: *sinking to bottom of the lake*
Mike: Uh how did Poppy get unconcious...oh wait nevermind.
Poppy: *wakes up, but realizes he can't swim*
Anonymous:OKAY, I WILL SAVE HIM *jumps in the water to get poppy*
Boo: *wakes up, huggling Nut* I'll be okay. We'll all be okay. *starts scribbling stuff down onto paper*
Anonymous:*swims down and gets poppy, proceeding to swim back to shore*
Zoey:What's goin' on!?
Boo: *holds up paper that reads "I iz smarticlez"* I think that chlorophyll messed up my head!
Seth: Yeah
Zoey:You're a smarticle!!!!!
Codmister: So, that's 7 jumpers. Killer Bass, your up next.
Boo: Hi! I am high! Wait no... I'm low! Down here! Low to the ground! AHH water! *panics*
Zoey:I want to jump off!*gets in her bikini and jumps into the circle*
Codmister: Three jumpers? Really?
Mike: I was just encouraging myself*Jumps*
Codmister: And the challenge ends! The Gophers won, so they get to use wheelbarrows for the next challenge!
==Not So Happy Campers Part 2==
===Challenge 2===
Codmistee: Your task is to move these boxes over to the cabins and build a hot tub. One for Gophers and one for Bass. Gophers get the wheelbarrows, so GO!
LeShawna: *Grabs some boxes and begins putting them in a wheel barrow*
Boo: I have an idea! *hooks the boxes up to himself* Now try to scare me!
Codmister: Looks like the Gophers are taking the lead!
Boo: *still hooked up to the boxes* SOMEONE SCARE ME!
Zoey:Boo!?
Anonymous:*shoots a gun from behind and screams*did that work?
LeShawna: *Starts pulling a wheelbarrow full of boxes*
Mike: Um there was once a guy who killed Boo the end?
Anonymous:*helps leshawna pull*
Matt:*dragging boxes with wheelbarrow*
Izzy: *pushes boxes*
Poppy: OHHHHHH!!!!! MY BONNY LIES OVER THE OCEAN, MY BONNNYY LIES OVER THE SEA!
Anonymous:*stops and looks at poppy*good luck with that then
Rachel: I was a CIT
Holden: what happenned....... Crap I'm missing the challenge *starts pushing boxes*
Rachel: Come on Gohpers We can beat them
Holden: I hate you chris *continues to fail at pushing boxes*
Poppy: *pushes boxes while singing* 99 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF MILK, TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 98 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL!
Robert:*helps his team push the wheelbarrows*
Poppy: *pushes the boxes into the wheelbarows, crashing most of them*
Matt:Hey *pushes boxes out of roberts wheelbarrow and lands on Poppy's foot*
Poppy: OWWWWWW!!!! MY HAND HURTS!
Codmister: Um, you guys? You might hurry up, your timed, you know?
Matt:hey I think I see it
holden: *continues pushing*
Anonymous:*continues pushing*THIS IS TAKING FOREVER
LeShawna: *Pulls wheelbarrow* Come on guys we gotta pick up the pace.
Anonymous:Hurry, Leshawna make me angry
Matt: Anon You ARE A ***************************************************!
Anonymous:*starts twitching*GO **** YOURSELF, DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE*starts pushing twice as fast*
Matt: Wait up
Anonymous:*gets the cart to the cabins and passes out*.
Poppy: *clutching his hand, pushes boxes to the campsite and starts unpacking*
Holden: *continues to push*
Mike: *Pushing*This is heavy...
Boo: *starts carefully opening the box* I'm afraid of getting hurt! (Sorry guys about before, I couldn't get on to this wiki for some reason, but now it works)
Holden: *Somehow arrives at the cabins and collaspes with a box*
Poppy: *starts building Hot Tub walls*
Boo: Umm... I'm afraid of those nails...
Codmister: The Bass are in the lead!
Mike: *Arrives at camp*Boo don't worry*Opens the box*OUCH!Yeah, nails are hurtful.
holden: *helps Boo*
Zoey:Wait..Who's in my team?*pushing the crate*
Boo: Ahh! *runs from the nails, but steps on a crobar, which then shoots up and hits his face* Ow...
Zoey:*gets to camp**tries to open the crate*
Boo: I think I'm gonna need some more of that chlorophyll! *faints*
Zoey:..*opens the crate*I need more people!
Mike: *Grabs the pieces out of his crate*Come on team!
Holden: *contiunes to build hot tub*
Rachel: *Helps*
Erik: *puts tape inside the tub*
Holden: *finshes buliding the hot tub*m
Mike: Now we just need water for the hot tub!
Holden: Then go get some
Mike: *Starts filling up buckets of hot water*
Izzy: Woohoo *helps fill water for her team
Boo: *whimpering, and finishes pouring the water from his bucket in*
(Sun: okay, sorry... i fixed it... oh and I AM on your team, we're both Killer Bass)
(Whoops mistake i was just looking at returnees and newcomers)
Izzy: *helps boo with the water*
Sam: *helps Izzy with helping Boo with the water.*
Poppy: *drinks coffee* CoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffeCoffe!!!! *takes water really fast and starts pouring it in the hot tub*
Harriet:*crying on the dock*
There's a fine fine line.Between a lover,and friend.
And there's a fine fine line,between "your wonderful" and goodbye.But if someone doesn't love you back. It isnt such a crime.There's a fine fine line between love.And a waste of my time.
And I don;t have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think even know who you love anymore.For my own sanity I've gotta close the door and walk away.
There's a fine fine line between together,and not. There's a fine fine line between what you wanted, and what you got.You gotta go after the things you want til' your still your prime.There's fine fine line between LOOOOOOOOOOOVE...... and a waste of, tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.
Izzy: We are almost done I am changing my name to Kaleidoscope!
Anonymous:*wakes up and starts working on the hot tub weakly*...............im tired
holden: *pours the rest of the water in* Bass are done
Poppy: *stil pouring water in, doing it so fast the water heats up*
Codmister: And the Killer Bass win! Gophers, looks like your up for elimination tonight!
Mike: Go Killer Bass!
Anonymous:REALLY!!!!!!
===Vote 1: The Screaming Gophers===
Codmister: Everyone cast their votes in the confessional.
Robert:(CONF)Jessica I guess.
Eliza: (CONF) I would vote Mech but Jess
Codmister: Now, we've tallied up your votes, and decided on who's leaving. Once you leave, you may never come back. EVER. You must immediatlely walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers. Forever. The first marshmellows go to, Robert and Eliza. Next, LeShawna and Harriet. Then, Seth, Anon and Zoey. Finally, Rachel. The bottom two: Mech and Jessica. And the final marshemellow goes to....... Mech. Seeya Jessica.
==The Big Sleep==
===Challenge Part 1===
Codmister: Wakey-wakey! Time for a 20-mile run around camp! Now move! Go, go go!
Seth: *$tart$ running*
holden: I hate you *starts running*
LeShawna: *Rolls eyes and begins running*
Eliza: *starts running* I had to run from my family before
Poppy: *drinks coffee, then starts running really fast*
Mike: *Starts running*
Izzy: *starts running* Izzy like running! especially from serial killer
Harriet:*sprints past everyone else*
Holden: I though the disatnce around the lake was 20 KM *contiunes running*
Matt:*sleeping cause he never got out of bed*
Harriet:****it!
Boo: *sees a mouse and starts sprinting* HELP!
Harriet:*neck to neck with Holden and Boo*
Boo: *glances at Harriet* AGH! A GIRL! *starts running faster*
Erik: I'm fast *runs 5 miles*
Eliza: *runs 8 miles and finishes a lap*
Holden: This sucks *starts to lose speed*
Izzy: Not so fast *catches up to Erik*
Harriet:*runs WAY faster than Boo*
Sam: *catchesup to Izzy, panting* Hey... Izzy...
Eliza: *runs 3 miles faster then harriet*
Boo: *sees Izzy behind him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs past Harriet and hits the 15 mile mark*
Holden: what is wrong with these people
Rachel: Dont know
Anonymous:*running*i dont see the point of this **** *passes 3 mile mark*hooray for mediocrity
Rachel: Im a cheerleader *Runs 10 miles* easy
(HR:GODPLAYING)Zoey:*starts running*
Rachel: Hey zoey can i talk to you
Mike: *Runs 3 miles*This isn't as easy as it seems.
Zoey:*running*Uh,sure.
Rachel: Wanna make an allince
Zoey:..Okay..
Rachel: Good Eliza should go next
Zoey:Yeah,she's a mean grean..running machine?
Anonymous:*at 8 mile mark*wait..............why am i doing this if i can randomly appear where ever i want
?
Poppy: Because I will block you! *tackle anon*
Eliza: *runs past boo and hits the 14 mile mark*
poppy: *for some reason is dragging Anon, hits the 13 mile mark* Lucky 13!
LeShawna: *At 15 mile mark* Ugh too tired!
Zoey:*at the 7 mile mark&
Poppy: *still draging Anon, and reaches 15 mile mark*
Eliza: *runs 1/4 mile faster*
Robert:*runs as fast as he can*
Poppy: *drags Anon to 17 mile mark* Almost there!
Zoey:*makes it*(HR:Cod told us we can get there already on *%$#!go.)
Poppy: *drags Anon to finish line, but drops him right before it, and makes it over*
LeShawna: *Crosses the finish line*
Eliza: *makes it*
Zoey:*falls on the floor*I'm so tired..
Anon:*gets up*.........................thanks poppy*runs three steps and passes the finish line*
===Breakfast===
Codmister: SInce you guys are probably tired, we have something special planned.... *shows them buffet table* Eat up
Matt:*wakes up*Oh Crap *runs into the dining hall*
Zoey:Oh no,I'm too tired to eat,but maybe a little*eats some*
Eliza: *takes some stuffing and chicken* This is better than the crap I eat at home
Anonymous:..........FOOOOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*starts shoveling pancakes into his mouth*
Matt:I'm not very hungry. I'll just have a peice of chiken
LeShawna: *Eats some*
Boo: *eats some eggs and bacon, and grabs some nuts for Nut* (CONF) *snuggling with Nut* He's a vegetarian! And he helped me through the first half of my therapy! *huggles the plush hedgehog again*
Mike: *Runs to the Mess Hall*I'll just have some milk and a waffle.*Grabs a Milk and Waffle*
Zoey:I;m done..ohh..maybe some more*eats more*
ANonymous:*shoves a full cake in his mouth*
Boo: *drinks some apple juice* Yummy! *starts joking and now has a fear of apple juice*
Zoey:..I don't want to eat anymore..
Anonymous:boo, why are you scared of everything
Max: *Eats half the food*
Eliza: *eats her food*
Boo: It all stemmed from a traumatic experience when I was younger... I went on a camping trip with the cub scouts, but I was abandoned by my so called friends in the woods. They tried to scare me with everything they had, so everything reminds me of that event!
Zoey:Wow..
Max:*drops turkey leg* wow.
Izzy: *eats the dropped turkey leg*
Boo: And that reminds me of the bear that tried to kill me, and I had to throw a stick for him to fetch. *is scared*
LeShawna: Wow, everything does scare you!
Boo: I joined this show so I can buy even better therapy sessions... My therapist is scary...
Zoey:Why?
===Challenge 2 Part 2: The Sleep-Off===
Codmister: Ok, now that we had breakky, time for a challenge! Longest person to stay awake wins for their team! Being inactive makes you lose. GO!
Boo: Okay, so the therapist that I have is my ex-friend that tried to scare me to death's dad! *crying* I have problems, don't I?
Zoey:.My sister is crazy,too.(AKA,Courtney!)
Boo: So I am crazy! I should have just listened to my mom when she said I needed help! *cries even more*
Anonymous:boo, i am going to help you conquer your fears
Boo: What fears? *is looking paranoid* I'm not afraid of anything!
Eliza: You loser basses suck
Zoey:Look my sister is also crazy,she almost blew up herself with her friends and ex-boyfriend..
Anonymous:*to boo*, i used to be alot like you, afraid that terrorist are going to kill me every second of everyday, but first you need to embrce your fears in order to stop them
Boo: WHAT TERRORISTS?! *starts crying even more*
Anonymous:NO, we need to normalize your fears, so tell me, what is your greatest fear of all
Boo: Buttons....
Kate: *rolls eyes* That guy seems stable...(Kate: I'm back....)
Anonymous:STOP BEING NEGATIVE KATE
Boo: *hears her and starts crying* MOM WAS RIGHT!!! (Sun: Oh joy :P)
Eliza: *over hears boo* (CONF) I need a button (NONCONF) *looks for a button*
Zoey:So yeah,what he said.
Robert:This is so easy.
Kate: *comforts Boo* I'm sorry. I'm just...sad. I'm really, truely sorry. *hugs Boo* (Kate: Now, I know why I left.)
Eliza: *checks pockets and finds a botton*
Boo: *is crying a little less* Why are you sad? (Sun: Cuz of me? D:)
Zoey:Why are you sad?
Matt:I'm gonna go look for EvilTweek
Kate: *takes out photo of Gerard* Him...*glances over at Anon* But it's okay. I'm over it. (Kate:...no?)
Eliza: *walks to Boo* Hey boo what's up?
Zoey:Hey,that's my sister ex-boyfriend!
Boo: *looks at picture* That's my cousin! He's really nice! What did he do to you?
Zoey:That picture is also my sister ex-boyfriend!
Eliza: *shows Boo the button from her pocket*
Kate: How 'bout you call him and find out....(Conf) Okay...I know what happened with Jack seemed bad..but...I loved Gerard. But...STUPID JACK!...but it's over...
Holden: This sucks
Zoey:Why?
Mech: Ooh...drama >:) (Plat: Wb)
Kate: Oh, Mech. Still trying to cope with defeat? (Kate: Thx)
Anonymous:ummmmmmmmmm.......................he won last season along with me, therefore you are the losers also
Mike: This isn't so tiring.
Zoey:Huh?(HR:Oh yeah,WB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
20 hours later
Holden: i HATE this challenge
Mike: Me too.
Zoey:*has bags under eyes*
Kate; *to Anon* He did? *to Mech*....oops. *yawns* (Kate: Thx)
Boo: Kate, when did you two break up?
Matt:I'm going to the bathroom
Zoey:*yawns*
Mike: My head hurts.
Holden: so whose fallen asleep
Anonymous:no one yet i think
Codmister: And so far, Holden, Zoey, Mike, Boo, Matt and Kate are awake. And Anon and Mech
Zoey:Yes!
Eliza: *to Zoey* Let's have an allince so we can go to the final 2. What do you say?
Kate:*to Boo* *yawns* Like, last season...*tears up* But I'm over him...
Zoey:..Is that a good thing?
Eliza: Yea I will let you win
holden: how did 12 people already fall asleep
Zoey:I don't know..
Mike: *Shrugs*
Kate: *shrugs* I'm just trying to stay awake. *doing yoga*
Eliza: Trust me i will
Robert:*is jogging*
Zoey:Uh..
12 hours later
Eliza: I'm a nice girl
Zoey:..*getting sleepy*
Anonymous:*running in circles*
Eliza: *yells in zoey's ear*
Robert:*is swimming to stay awake*
Holden *hits head against wall
Zoey:Ah!*gets up*
Boo:Kate,Gerard still likes you.(HR:Sunny told me.)
Kate: *holds out cardboard* Wil someone hold this?
Codmister: So, Kate vs Zoey vs Boo vs Anonvs Holden (The rest are asleep)
Eliza: *gets sleepy*
Anonymous:*still running*i could go all day
Boo: Kate! Gerard still likes you!
Zoey:I think she knows that.
Anonymous:its blatantly obvious
Zoey:(CONF)It's so weird how Courtney still likes Gerard.
Boo: (CONF) *hiding in the toilet*
Holden: *falls alseep*
Kate: *kicks cardboard in half* *cardboard has Gerard's face on it*
LeShawna: *Lsughs* Nice.
Gerard: *walks in* Oh umm... I'll just... leave?
Zoey:Hi Kate's and Courtney's ex-boyfriend!
Kate: *to Gerard* Oh....hi....*looks nervous*
Gerard: *looks sad* Why did you just.... do that?
LeShawna: One word: Awkward.
Zoey:..She's mad.
Kate: *looks angry* Cause I was sad you dumped me...*looks like she's about to cry*
Gerard: *reaches for Kate's hand* I never dumped you...
Anonymous:am i the only one who thinks its weird gerard can just randomly come onto the island
Kate: *takes his hand* So....you forgive me? For that...*points to the cardboard that's now woodchips*
Zoey:..This is..akward..
Gerard: *hugs Kate* Of course!
Boo: *runs up to them and hugs them* Yay! Happiness! I'm not afraid of happiness!
Kate: *hugs Gerard* Yay.
LeShawna: Young love. (:P)
Zoey:..It's been like 32 minutes and your not tired!?(HR:It was actually 32 hours. :P )
Boo: It's a... a.... GHOST! *passes out*
Zoey:A GHOST!?
LeShawna: That boy gets scared by nothing.
ANonymous:*to boo*that is the problem, i told you to stop being afraid, there is no ghost
Zoey:Oh!There isn't..
Boo: *comes to* Am I out?
Zoey:I don't know..
Anonymous:you were unconscious so probably
Matt:*leaves the bathroom*phew those baked beans. Ifyou're wandering I was'nt asleep I was just in there a long time cause of those baked beans check the camera.
Poppy: I'll stay awake! I'll stay awake!
Matt: no you fell asleep *yawns*I'm so sleepy hey Boo need some cloriform it'll help you relax
Poppy: *wakes up from dream* Whazzut-? Oh, I fell asleep.
Eliza: *wakes up* Crap I fell asleep
Rachel: *Is doing yoga*
Boo: *huggles the cloriform* I wuv you chlorophyll, but I can't use you right now! I have to win this challenge unless I'm already out!
Max:* Is jumping up and down*
Boo: Max... you got out already... *screams when he sees a squirrel*
Anonymosu:boo, what is scary about that squirel other then the fact that a squirel with sharp teeth has the capacity to gnaw through human flesh
Boo: D:
Seth: *singing* WE'RE DANCING LIKE WE'RE DUMB DUMB DU DU DU DUMB
Boo: Does that mean I should start dancing? Because my mom said I was dumb. :(
Anonymous:your parents sound like wonderful people
Boo: *holds up a certificate saying "World's Most Blatant Parents"*
Anonymous:where did you get that, i want one
Boo: I made it on my 1872nd therapy session!
Anonymous:................................how often do you go to therapy
Boo: Twice a day, why do you ask?
Rachel: Three a day might be better
Codmister: OK! Now, the ones who fell asleep, go take a shower. You stink! Anon and Boo, you two are the only ones who hasn't fell asleep. Now try staying awake longer!
Boo: Want some chlorophyll Anonymous? *holds up cloroform*
Codmister: Since Anon isn't answering, Boo wins it for the Bass!
Anon:BULL CRAP(stupid edit connflict)
===Vote 2: The Screaming Gophers===
Codmister: Vote. Anon gets immuntiy for being the closest person to win.
Rachel: Eliza
Seth: Eliza
Anonymous:eliza
Eliza: Mech
LeShawna: Eliza.
Matt:*drinks coffee*Muse'nt fall asleep. I SO STAYED AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME EvilTweek is somewhere I know it ok I vote E.................li..................za*falls asleep*
Mech: Oh yeah, I vote Eliza
Codmister: Ok. The first marshmellows go to, Anonymous, Rachel, Seth, LeShawna, Matt and the guys who didn't vote. The bottom two is Eliza, and again, Mech. The final marshmellow goes to............................................ Mech. Eliza is out. *throws Mech a marshmellow*
Matt:*sleep walks to the bathroom*
Matt:*in bathroom*sdgd Huh?*wakes up*
*shadow appears behind Matt*
EvilTweek: I'm gonna steal your body
Matt: NO NOOOOOOOOOO
==Dodgebrawl (Yay!)==
===Gopher's Breakfast Chat===
Anonymous:its quiet...................too quiet
Rachel: No its not
LeShawna: We need to win today's challenge!
Matt: WE HAVE TO WIN *THROWS HIS GRUEL AT BOO*
Anonymous:okay matt, that might be too much enthusiasm
Matt:It's not enough
Rachel: Dont worry
===Bass'Breakfast Chat﻿===
Poppy: *eats all his food* Good stuff...
Max:*His food has crawled away* Uh. Yeah...
Poppy: I'll eat the food!
Holden: FOOD
Boo: AHHHHHH *hand is rising up out of food*
Poppy: *eats hand* Yummmy...
===Challenge 3===
Codmister: Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball! You know how the game works, yaddah, yaddah yadda. Each team, pick 6 teammates to play for you.
Holden: Who are we picking Bass
Boo: Please not me...
Mike: *Shrugs*
Matt:I guess me who other screaming gophers want to
Codmister: Ugh, fine I'll pick. Gophers:
#Matt
#Robert
#Harriet
#Zoey
#Anonymous
#Rachel
ANd Bass:#Boo
#Kate
#Holden
#Izzy
#Erik
#Mike
Holden: K I'm playing then
Kate: Wise choise...*drinks energy drink, then smashes cup against head*
Chef: *blows whistle*
Kate: *grabs two dodge-balls and hurls them at the oposite team*
Matt:*ducks under both of them*
Matt:*Grabs ball turns around and pelts it at the wall to rikiche of the wall and hit's Izzy
Kate: *does matrix style flip and throws more dodge-balls*
Holden *dodges*
Mike: *Dodges*
Boo: *runs around in circles, screaming*
LeShawna: *From sidelines* Go Gophers!!!!
Kate: *glares at Boo, Mike, and Holden* Throw something! *throws more dodge-bals*
Holden: *chucks a ball and hits LeShawna in the head*
Mike: I'm not a very good thrower...
Boo: But I have a fear of dodgeballs! (Come on chatango Kate! >:C)
Holden: I can't aim
Matt:*catches one of Kates balls then deflects another one hitting Boo*
LeShawna: How dare you hit me Holden! Just wait till I'm in the game! Ugh.
Kate: *ducks, then throws a ball, hitting Matt* (Kate: Stupid, edit conflics!)
holden* hits matt at the same time*
Matt:B*****gets zapped* AAAAAAAAAA F*** *gets zapped again*
Matt: I hate this stupid kid Matt I cant swear or I get zapped
Holden: everybody just stopped throwing
Matt:*catches the ball he threw**throws it at holdens face*
Holden: *gets hit* Matt to bad your already out
Matt: I know I just wanted to hurt you
Rachel: *Hits Boo
Boo: Why did you hit me? (you have to say with a ball -.-) *throws a ball at Rachel and hits her*
(Evil:Actally I deflected a ball and it hit Boo already)
Rachel: Im in *Hits Kate with a ball*
holden: *hits rachel and watches the ball hit the ground after hitting her* Now your out
Mike: How do you throw this thing?*Throws the ball at Robert in the stomach*Oops...heh...
Robert:Ow.
Mike: So that's how you do it...but, I'm sticking to dodging...Didn't know it was suppose to be hurtful.
Matt: Killer Bass suck
Anonymous:*flips upside down while midair and throws ball at erik*gopher power, yeah..........
Holden: *picks up a ball and hits Zoey*
Boo: *screams* (Evil I know, but nobody can catch a ball and immediately deflect and get 2 people.... NOBODY!)
Erik: *dodges and does LAME-O-MATICO MOVE*
holden: *gives boo and erik balls*
Poppy: C'mon guys! WIN! WIN! WIN!
Harriet:*throws 200 mph ball at Mike*
(A body possesed by an evil Super smart alien could)
(Oh shush u!XD)
Chef: *examining the battlefield* Hmm..... The Gophers win! Because I say so! Anyone have a problem?!
Codmister: And the Gophers recover from their losing streak! Bass are going to elimination!
===Vote 3: Killer Bass===
Holden: Ryan
Sam: Sorry Ryan, I haven't seen you do much.
Boo: *votes Ryan and screams*
Mike: Ryan
Kaleidoscope: Ryan!
ERIK: RYAN
Max:Later Ryan... again, *laughs*
Ryan: Ryan
Codmister: Ok! THe first marshmellows go to...Everyone who didn't vote. -.- Next is, Holden, Sam, Boo, Mike and Izz- I mean Kaleidoscope. *throws them marshmellows* Next, Erik and Max.*throws them marshies* If you did not recieve a marshmellow, please walk the Dock of Shame, now.
Chef: *grabs Ryan and throws him in the Boat of Losers*
Codmister: Will anything good happen next time? Will any alliances be made? Will any romance come? Find out next time!
==Not Quite Famous==
===Bass Chat===
Boo: *sips his apple juice, and is muttering stuff* You need to conquer your fears. You need to conquer your fears. *eye twitches*
Kaleidoscope: And I thoght I was crazy!
Shaina: This show is too weird.
Sam: Yes. Yes it is. But that's what gives it ratings.
Erik: My idea is bad. *balances 6 dice on the chin thingy and randomly appears in the pockets*
Holden: huh???
Poppy: (Srry. Was traveling.) Well, ratings make ratings. *eats gruel quietly*
===Gopher Chat﻿===
Seth: I'm glad we won last time.
LeShawna: Yeah, we ddin't have to vote anyone out!
Gerard: *sits down next to Kate* Hey, babe! *hugs her* Hi Leshawna.
LeShawna: Hi Gerard!
Gerard: *looks oddly at something behind Leshawna* Umm... What's wrong with Boo?
LeShawna: *Rolls eyes* He's scared of everything, that's what's wrong with him.
Gerard: I know... I'm his cousin... but he's drinking apple juice.... which is odd... BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF APPLE JUICE! BOO, PUT THAT DOWN!
Rachel: Ewww
Harriet:Boo was scared of me running for god sake! Some one running? That isn't even remotley scary!
Rachel: I know
Harriet:What's next he's going to be scared of himself?
???: JetPackin'
Rachel: Go away
Explosivo:*lands* Hi it's great to be back
Harriet:Matt thought he was alone... I have this bracelet that if I get violent or if I swear as it goes for Matt, I get
shocked as well. But the CIA put this thing on me.
Explosivo:yeah bout that. Matt's in jail I'm taking his place
Harriet:Ican't tell you how many times I've been arrested. I've already got a strike.
Explosivo:Ive been to jail lots of times by burning stuff Ive had to Explode my way out heaps dont have anyone to bail me out
Rachel: youre not in this season
Explosivo: Cod said I am now
Harriet:Umm, I have something to tell you. Matt's standing right here...
Anonymous:*shoots matt randomly*will you just let the plot move along harriet
(uuum can I delete those cause the story line is Matt got possesed by EvilTweek. at night of the Dodgebrawl Matt went to the insane asylum so he crashed a car into the wall. Tweek was set free but Matt was about to kill Tweek then Explosivo randomly appeared and splattered EvilTweek and Matt got sent to jail)
Harriet:Well THERE'S the backstory!
===Challenge 4===
Codmister: Welcome to the First Annual: Codmister Talent Contest! Each team must pick 4 of their players to perform a talent for Chef. If Chef likes it or hates it, the team gets a specific amount of points. The team with the most points win. Now, go off and pick your talent people.
(Cod: At first the challenges are gonna be like Total Drama Island but later, I will think of better challenges.)
===Gopher Auditions===
Harriet:This goes to my man Samuel
 Dream, of now.
 Dream,of then.
 Dream of all others, that might've been.
 Do I love you?
 Oh yes, I love you.
 And I'll bravely tell you, but only when we dream again
 
 Sweet,and low
 Sweet, in love
 How sweet that memory
 How long ago?
 Forever,oh yes, forever.
 Will I ever tell you?
 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooo.
 
 Dream, of now.
 Dream,of then.
 Dream of all others, that might've been.
 Do I love you?
 Oh yes, I love you.
 And I'll bravely tell you, but only when we dream again
 
 Sweet,and low
 Sweet, in love
 How sweet that memory
 How long ago?
 Forever,oh yes, forever.
 Will I ever tell you?
 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooo.
Mech: *scrapes skull into tree*
Anon:i have no talents and am proud of it
(UPDATE: this is the only camp I'll be in no anything else cause this camp is to Awesome)
Explosivo: *start's shooting lots of firework's everywhere*It'll be better when its dark
Zoey:I cand do ballet or play piano.
Seth: I can sing!
Zoey:Ooh,me too!
Codmister: Time's up! Hope you guys found your 4 talenteers!
===Bass Auditions===
Boo: I'm good at screaming...
Sam: Hmm... *juggles Izzy, a sword, and a chair*
Holden: I can rectite pi
Mike: I can play the drums.
Kaleidoscope: I am good at fire batons!
Codmister: Time's up! You guys better have found your 4 people for the talent show!
Holden: I'll go
===The Talent Show!===
Codmister: Okay! Bass, your up first! Show us what you got! Oh, and if he doesn't like it, he'll have to drop an anvil on you. No biggie.
Sam: *whispers to everyone* Izzy, me, Holden, and Boo, for our team, alright?
Holden: I guess
Sam: *doesn't have time to wait for everyone else's consent, and he has to run on stage, and he starts juggling Chef, Cod, and Izzy*
Chef: Umm, 7.5! NOW GET OFF THE STAGE!
Holden : PI is
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Chef: Interesting, but I HATE math! 4.5! *drops anvil next to Holden*
Codmister: That was close.
Sam: *walks off the stage, and stops juggling everyone except for Izzy* Hey, this is fun!
Holden: (CONF) I almost got crushed
Boo: *walks onto the stage and starts screaming as high and loud as he can, and breaks a window to Cod's trailer* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Holden: Boo you've been screaminig for a day staight now (CONF) When did he breathe?
Chef: Now THAT is some music! 10/10!
Codmister: Well, that was, interesting... Last Bass talentest?
Izzy: *starts doing her fire batons* Woohoo see see see!
Zoey:It's our turn!Let me do my piano thing!
Sam: *claps* Woot! Go Izzy!
Kaleidoscope: *totally ignores him* That is not my name (CONF: What is with Sam always cheerig for me? Well I don't know? Lets go film some NoCo at playa des losers and embarrass them!)
Sam: Sorry, I mispronounced Kaleidoscope by mistake.
KAaleidoscope: *still in conf and takes the camera out that recordered her and shows it to Sam*
Sam: *blushes* Kaleidoscope, we'd have to get eliminated to go to Playa de Losers...
Zoey:Kaleida-whatever.
Rachel: *Starts Cheering* (Snow: Can i post the cheer)
Kaleidoscope: Don't worry I have a teleporting potion! (She really does) *throws it on the floor taking her and Sam to playa des losers*
Zoey:Does that mean she's eliminated?
Izzy: *comes back with sam* Woah guys you should see this footage! *shows them a video of NoCo*
Sam: Kaleidoscope, is it alright if I just call you E-Scope?
Kaleidscope: Sure!
Sam: Good, it's a little annoying to call you Kaleidoscope everytime... So, um, E-Scope, when the show's over would you like to go out sometime?
Kate: *rolls eyes* This is fun and all....but GO TEAM! And if you guys need someone, I can sing. (Kate: Sorry, I was gone! Computer crashed!)
Gerard: *sitting next to Kate, and puts his arm around her*
Rachel: You can Sing
Izzy: (to Sam) Sure!
Sam: -blinks- Really? You said yes?
Harriet:It's my turn!
Dream, of now.
 Dream,of then.
 Dream of all others, that might've been.
 Do I love you?
 Oh yes, I love you.
 And I'll bravely tell you, but only when we dream again
 
 Sweet,and low
 Sweet, in love
 How sweet that memory
 How long ago?
 Forever,oh yes, forever.
 Will I ever tell you?
 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooo.
 
 Dream, of now.
 Dream,of then.
 Dream of all others, that might've been.
 Do I love you?
 Oh yes, I love you.
 And I'll bravely tell you, but only when we dream again
 
 Sweet,and low
 Sweet, in love
 How sweet that memory
 How long ago?
 Forever,oh yes, forever.
 Will I ever tell you?
 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooo.
Izzy: *to sam* yeah!
Sam: -grins- Awesome!
E-Scope: *grabs his hand and runs somewhere*
Sam: -is being dragged- Where are we going?
Zoey:Wait,what's goin' on?
Anonymous:i dont even think they know anymore
Harriet:What is my score?
E-Scope: The Forest!
Zoey:..Well..now what?
Anonymous:(CONF):maybe crack was a bad gift for izzy
Sam: 'Kay then...
Harriet:(CONF) There is a list of guys that I think are cute here. I will write them down.
Sam: *in woods with Izzy* ... Wanna make-out?
Codmister: By default, the Bass win!
Sam: No? That's cool.
Izzy: Sure! *makesout with Sam*
Sam: -fistpumps-
Holden: nice job dude
Harriet:Remember girls, what do you do when the guy you like offers to make out?
===Vote 4: Screaming Gophers===
Harriet:(CONF) I vote for LeShawna
Robert:Leshawna, I guess.
LeShawna: I vote Matt.
Codmister: *throws marshmellows to everyone but LeShawna* Sorry, your out.
\Chef: *makes LeShawna walk the Dock of Shame*
Codmister: Will anything exciting ever happen, here on Codmister's Camp!?
==The Sucky Outdoors==
===Breakfast Chat===
Codmister: *shaking head* Don't you guys get it? We NEED drama! If we don't have any alliances, relationships or conflicts by the end of the episode, WE'RE DONE! Canceled! Do you guys know how serious this is?! Codmister's Attempts will be OFF THE AIR! No more seasons! I hope you guys think about what you are doing! *storms out of Mess Hall*
Sam: Well, the mexIzzy relationship became canon last episode...
Boo: AHHHH!!!! *throws food off the table and accidentely hits Sam*
Sam: Since we need drama... *grabs Boo by the neck and starts hitting Seth with him* No. Hard. Feeling. 'Kay?
Holden: Whatever
Seth: OW
Boo: *screeching, crying, wailing, and screaming* THAT HURTS!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!
Sam: -stops- 'Kay, I'm done now.
Chef: *rolls his eyes* Now, if you wouldn't mind, come get your STUPID FOOD!
Sam: *gets his stupid food, and throws it at Rachael- Sorry, all in the name of the show not being cancelled!
Max: no thanks, I don't want my stomach pumped today.
Holden: more for me then *eats Max's food*
Harriet:(CONF)Boo makes me so agitated....... it's not funny!
Sam: (CONF) I'm still surprised Izzy said yes, I thought she stopped liking me after last season...
Rachel: I HATE YOU
Sam: Hey, better then the show getting cancelled, am I right?
Rachel: Yeah
Sam: So you know why I did it, right? And let me guess, you're gonna make a joke about me and Izzy now even though we're dating, right?
Rachel: You know me so well. How do you like her
Sam: *hits Rachel* Don't talk about her like that ever again. >.>
Zoey:Oh no!I didn't get to play the piano.*frowns goes to a room and starts playing keyboards sadly*This is all I have.
Robert:Zoey, want an alliance?
Sam: *sits back down next to Izzy*
Zoey:What?*8drops head on her keyboard*
Kate: *eating breakfast, singing*
Robert:Do you want an alliance? So we can stay in the game?
Zoey:Are you in my team?
Robert:Yes, we are on the same team.
Zoey:Umm okay.
===Challenge 5===
Codmister: Today's challenge is easy. Just set up camp and survive the woods for one night with your team mates. And don't forget, no drama= no show.
===Screaming Gophers' Campsite===
Explosivo: This'll be fun
Harriet:*sarcastically* I bet....
Robert:*starts setting up camp*Hi, Explosivo. Hi, Harriet.
Harriet:Hi Robert.
Robert:I truly am sorry about TDHS. You met my uncle, he is evil. I just hate making you upset. *continues building*
Harriet:Your uncle is pretty savvy and nosy.......no offense or anything!
Robert:He wiped out the rest of my family. Killed them all. I am alone in this world. You hate me, I can never speak to Charlie, and my only other friend is at his dad's funeral right now. And my uncle is the reason he is dead. *starts to cry*
Rachel: I was in Tiki island and i never heard about this. Zoey can i talk to you
Zoey:..Sure..
Robert:Yes, because that is what you should bring up. "Hello. My name is Robert, and my family was wiped out by my psycho uncle!"
Zoey:Aww.It's okay*hugs Robert for comfort*
Robert:Thanks, Zoey. At least I have good friends.
Zoey:Your welcome.
Robert:I wonder where Codmister is?
Zoey:*setting up camp*
Explosivo: we have something in common Robert. When I was 3 I accidently set my house on fire my parents died. I got sent to a Orphanarium until I burnt that down when I was 7. I got sent to juvie and it pretty much cycles until now
Zoey:Wait,aren't you parents still alive Izzy?(Explosivo and Izzy are two different people.)
Robert:That sucks. At least yours was an accident. Albert is worse than EvilTweek.
Zoey:My sister is crazy too!
Robert:How so?
Zoey:She almost blew up a plane with contestants from this show!And..uhh*wispers:She blew up our house and a store*
Robert:Well, that is messed. I guess I should tell you the rest. Uncle Albert used people for battle data, blew up a mansion,shot an innocent, killed hundreds of innocents just for power, killed his own creator, and has a plot to wipe out most of humanity.
Explosivo:EvilTweekis Evil but noone could beat that but I heard if he gets peed he turns into a giant Satanic monster
Robert:To think I sided with my uncle once.
Zoey:You did?Wow,Robert..
Robert:I was 12. We went to Austria for a business trip. There we fought a man named Alex. I lost. Then I found out Alex was Albert's brother, my other uncle. Albert abandoned me to die for being worthless. Two years later, my adopted uncle, Sergei Sr., was killed by him. Several months ago, I started entering reality shows to get away. But now he is pursuing me.
Zoey;That's sad*hugs him again*
Harriet:I've pursued many people
Robert:Thanks. But the final battle is soon. Sarah, B-Roll, Kristy, Sergei Jr. The end is near, maybe even here.
(It is night time and it is hailing)
Zoey:*in the camp8I don't think it's going to survive.
Robert:We can last.*puts large sticks on the sides of the tent to keep it on the ground*
Zoey:*hail gets through hole and hets her*AH!*without thinking she goes outside and gets pelted more*OW!
Robert:*grabs Zoey and pulls her back inside*I don't think that's a good idea.*covers the hole*
Codmister: *appears in a puff of smoke* Congrats! The Gophers win for having more dialogue! Whoohoo!
===Killer Bass Campsite===
Sam: *walking to the camp while holding Izzy's hand*
Izzy:this is so cool*kisses sam*
Sam: -blushes- Y-Yea...-arrives at the campsite, and starts setting up the camp-
Izzy: Hey I smuggled some fart bombs from Owen between season 2 and 3! *throws them far to the Gopher camp*
Holden: *runs ahead*
Sam: -finishes setting up the camp-
Holden: Where is everybody...... Izzy do you want some dynamite
Mike: *Starts running torwards the campsite*
Max: *is laying down, listening to his iPod*
Mike: *Continues running to the campsite*
Max: *Stops listening* Mike you're already here, you've been running in circles for the last two hours.
Mike: Oh....I knew that...
Codmister: Awesome news guys! The Gophers won! Again! So yeah. Elimination. Tonight. Heheh.
===Vote 5: Killer Bass===
Mike: I'm sorry but, I vote Poppy.
Max: Poppy.
Izzy: I hate poppyseed bread so seeya poppy!
Holden: Poppy
Sam: I'm voting with meh girl so bye Poppy!
Codmister: And with that, Poppy is out. *throws everyone marshmellows*
==Phobia Factor==
===Breakky Chat﻿===
Codmister: Before today's challenge, we asked each of our competitors to tell us what their fear is in the confession cam!
Anonymous:(CONF)My greatest fear.......................George W . Bush﻿
Holden: (CONF) My greatest fear I guess is to be wrong but I'm never wrong so Eat it Chris
Rachel: (CONF) Being dumped by a cute boy
Sam: (CONF) Didn't I say I was scared of heights already? *shudders*
Zoey:(CONF)I'm scared of clowns...AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Izzy: (CONF) My biggest fear is the bathroom after Owen has eaten a bunch of prunes! And also of vacuums!
Robert:(CONF)My biggest fear...Finding out that my uncle Albert rules the world.
Explosivo:(CONF)I have to take medicine to keep me undeprssesed if I dont Memorys flash threw my head and I get scared and I cant concentrate
Max (CONF) Squirrels. *shudders*
Boo: (CONF) ......
Harriet:(CONF) Probably getting nuked.Nevermind.Kiano Reefs.....
Seth: (CONF) JUSTIN BIEBER!
Mike: (CONF)...Elmo
===Challenge 7: Face your Fears...===
Codmister: Welcome everyone to today's challenge! If you weren't stupid, then you'd know that the confessional cam was actually spying on what your afraid of! Let's start off with the first one... Let's see... Anon! Your fear is: George W. Bush. Well, we've got someone here to see you...
George W. Bush: *wearing a cowboy hat* Taxbreaks and ponies and I used to be a baseball player.
Codmister: All you have to do is hug President Bush for 3 seconds. Think you can do that?
Anonymous:*eye starts twitching*huh huh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......*jumps of the cliff still screming, lands, and starts crying in the fetal position*
Holden: Creepy
Codmister: And Anon loses his challenge. Next is Holden. Holden, all you have to do is admit you're wrong. Can you do it?
Holden: About What
Codmister: Anything.
Holden: Well during the talent contest i accienly messed up Pi by saying 8 instead of nine so I was wrong then *starts crying and runs into the lake and starts drowning*
Anonymous:*gets up from fetal position*you tried to drown yourself for saying Pi incorrectly
Codmister: And Holden gets a point for his team!
Izzy: Yay Holden!
Rachel: Noooooooo
Codmister: Now Rachel, it's your turn! Heheh. All you have to do is get rejected by this cute guy without crying!
Guy: Hey. Wanna go out? Nevermind, I'm leaving you.
Rachel: Never!!!!!!!!!!!!
Codmister: Um, and Rachel's team gets a point!
Harriet:AHHHHHHHH GEORGE BUSH!*throws the Bible at George W. Bush*
Anonymous:finally harriet does something awesome
Harriet:*bows*Well I try.
Explosivo:wait does that mean my challange is goy the day without my medicine
Harriet:*eyes expand* UHH.... HURRY CHANGE THE CHALLENGE CHRIS!
Explosivo:he wont
Codmister: Mine name is CODMISTER!!!! And up next is Sam. All you have to do is parachute out of this plane! *points to the jet from season 1*
Sam: *hugs the floor of the airplane* No, no, no, no, no, no...
Harriet:Sorry.I forgot.(Mine name?)
Codmister: And Sam doesn't make it :D (Sorry, I got a grammar fail xD)
Harriet:NEXT.
Codmister: Robert! It's your turn! Just don't scream, shout or cry, ok? *shows him Resident Evil 5 alternate ending where Wesker takes over the world with Uruboros*
Explosivo: I love Resident Evil 5
Harriet:How..easy.
Robert:Yeah...The only thing scary about that is that the ending was cheap. My uncle Albert destroyed Capcom for that piece of junk. >_>
Explosivo:Woah Your Uncle is one Evil little Bas****
Codmister: Explosivo, your turn! Just take your meds. Thats' all.
Explosivo:dont you mean I should'nt take my meds
Codmister: Well... yeah..
Explosivo: Probobly should'nt of said that
Codmister: ANd Explosivo wins for off-screen stuff! Next up is Boo! All Boo has to do is punch his cousin Gerard in the face! *shoves Gerard at Boo*
Harriet:Just punch him!
Harriet:*moves Boo's hand against Gerard*
Robert:(Cod skipped Max. :P)Hi, Harriet!
Harriet:*looks at him with a look like "you STILL don't get it?" look*(CONF) He better be lucky I looked at him.
Robert:Wanna make smores after the challenge? I have been saving up marshmellows. If you'd rather not, I understand.
Harriet:Okay.
Robert:Great!(CONF)I still like Harriet. she is so...perfect. I am not letting her leave this competition until we are a couple once more!
Harriet:*filing nails sitting in chair* TODAY BOO!
Robert:Seriously,Boo! I know you can do it!
Harriet:*pushes Boo out of the way*OK next person!
Codmister: That's it. Screw the challenge, let's have trivia :)
===Trivia Question 1===
Codmister: Who was the second person to return on CAAAC1?
ANonymous:Max
Cod: I am sorry, but I will have to delete this. After the failure of CAAAC2, I feel there is no hope for this series. And with that, Codmister has been laid to rest. Thank you.
===Ending===
Izzy: WHAT NO MORE SEASON! I bags the money! *grabs the money, takes Sam's hand and runs off*
Sam: *runs with Izzy*
Izzy: Ha ha suckas! *grabs the dynamite Holden gave her lights it and throws it at the contestants* Are they all dead?Haha!
Mike: *Was hiding from Elmo and lost somewhere*I hate Elmo...
Harriet:AHHHHHHHHHHH!*runs from dynamite*
Mike: Where am I?*Is underwater*....
Harriet:*comes from over a tree from waht Izzy and Sam are running under and takes it from Izzy and starts running*
Izzy: Oh no u didnt! *throws a rock at her head making her fall and grabs the money and blows the island up and her and sam land in a boat and drives off*
Harriet:*flying through the explosion* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*lands in water*
Mike: *Is still underwater*Hello?*Hears an explosion*...
Harriet:*sinks*Hey.Izzy blew up the island and ran off the island in a boat with Sam*
Mike: Everyone else died?
Harriet:I'm guessing.
Izzy: Yup! *pulls them two into the boat and drives to playa des losers*
Harriet:Hey .Thanks Izzy.
Izzy: Let's go to Mexico!
Harriet:Woo!Tacedas!!
Mike: Did someone mention Tacos?
Harriet:Mhm and it has the flappy shell!
Rachel: Im here Im Here
Harriet:Rachel!Take this!*throws line with a Manwich on it*
Rachel: Who won
Izzy: Me Sam Harriet and MIke! *twists Rachels neck*
Rachel: *Kicks Izzy in the neck* You lier
Harriet:*picks up 1,000,000 and shows it to Rachel as they are sailing away* HOW'S THIS FOR PROOF?
Max: *Jumps on the boat with them* Don't hurt me!
Harriet:Fine. 5 winners. No more though!
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