Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a South African man, but he's not any guy from South Africa. He's the richest person alive, sorry Bill Gates! Actually Bill lost #1 a LONG time ago, so it doesn't matter does it m8? He has 10 kids, with at least one daughter he gets her name wrong.
==Story ==
Elon Musk was just a child, the oldest of 3. He left South Africa to avoid a draft. He made a shame when he was 12 called Blastar where you had 5 lives and were made to kill as many alien freighters as you could against your own will. That shame got published in a magazine and he got 500 green stuffs for it. That awas the start of Musk becoming a rich bastard!
In adulthood, specifically his 30s he started SpaceX and made rockets, so in 2003 he founded Tesla and kickstarted the electric car revolution! Today Tesla is worth billions of green stuffs so how do you follow that up? Make a flamethrower! In 2016 Musk founded The Boring Company which is anything BUT boring! Yay, being the Pyro from TF2 just got easier! 
As of recent times, Musk has a swimming pool that has MONEY instead of water that he invites rich bastards to “swim” in and take the cash. He’s also been training to MMA cage-fight the CEO of Facebook and the Mushroom Kingdom wanted them to fight in Bowser’s Castle. 
He then bought Twitter, renamed it to X and killed the bird, made some stupid changes and now wants to charge for access. Doesn’t matter because UnAnything’s social media presence is dead. 
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