Leap of Joy

Musical guest - John Mayer
guest star - Eric André
Act 3 - Studio audience member (played by Siena Agudong) introduces John Mayer’s first performance 
Act 5 - Studio audience member (played by Siena Agudong) introduces John Mayer’s second performance
== Quotes ==
Jodie: Welcome everybody to our Halloween Special. We know what you are thinking, but it has nothing to do with little boys and girls dressed up in costumes, going out trick or treating, and to warn you the following show is scary... well, not to start with anyway.
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!  
(After the two hosts leap out of sight, we cut to the swamp where Kermit is singing)
kermit: (singing) Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions
and rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me
Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
when wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me
All of us under its spell
We know that it's probably magic
Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name
Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm supposed to be
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me
La, da, da, di, da, da, do
Da, da, da, da, da, di, da, do
kermit: (seeing a toy puppy being active) wow i had never seen a toy puppy doing a flip, hmmmm, i wonder what they are up to?
Erica: hey guys, what are you doing?
Jodie: i’m playing bowling on Wii Sports
Dalmatian toy puppy: nice strike little girl
Shannon: Hello?
Erica: is that you? I can't believe I'm talking to you after all this time! I never thought I'd say this, but Henry is asking June to marry him!
Shannon: Really? I mean, really? How nice for you, what are these cartoons are, it’s not like the sketches from All That 
Erica: there’s two ferrets who get on each other’s nerves, a group of superhero action figures fighting evil, there’s another segment featuring the camera-recorded mission logs of an alien who comes to Earth attempting to teach a caveman everyday things, a series that centers on a group of unpopular friends and their main rivals, theres a preteen boy Larry tells a story about his younger sister Loopy, I did know that’s funny
Shannon: guess she’s a leader of the outcast of kids and a new cohost who has her own theme song, hm? 
Erica: that’s not all, she herself sings “My name is Betty Anne Bongo, I sing this little song-O, I sing it all day long-O!” 
Shannon: two of them has a "Nickelodeon presents" logo at the beginning. remember when Louie the chameleon and Louie the hamster has crushes on you?
Erica: Don't remind me! I had to get rid of them by wearing a pink tiger skin dress and smell like my mom on her wedding day!
Shannon: Did you really think Three freaky superheroes would get a couple of animals away from you?
Erica: lopes, you're my friend, you should help me instead of insulting me. If you're not gonna help, I'm gonna hang up.
Shannon: Okay, okay, sorry... It's just been so long, you know...
Erica: You'll be fine, you won't even realize I'm gone.
Shannon: Why don't you talk to that leader? She seems to care about you.
Erica: Hmm... I'll think about it. Thanks lopes. 
Shannon: Shannon Lopes!
Erica: Yeah, more like Pain in the Butt, if you ask me.
Grubby Groo: They nervous, they nebbish, they small, and the Populars don’t like them at all. But that’s okay, life is sweet. They cool. They’re the Offbeats
June: You should've been failed Knowing how I made you feel And I should've been gone After all your words I feel Oh I must've been saving you (must've been saving you, oh) And I must've been someone else (someone else) And we should've been over (over by now)
Oh Henry, your my friend My friend, my friend Oh Henry, your my friend My friend, my friend
audience member (Siena Agudong): Ladies and gentlemen, John Mayer!
John Mayer: Goodbye cold, goodbye rain
Goodbye sorrow, goodbye shame
I'm headed out west with my headphones on
Boarded a flight with a song in the back of my soul
And no one knows
I just found out her ghost left town
The Queen of California is stepping down, down
Hello beauty, hello strange
Hello wonder, what's your name?
Looking for the sun that Neil Young hung
After the gold rush of 1971
I just found out her ghost left town
The Queen of California is stepping down, down
If you see her say, "Hello"
Just don't tell me, "I told you so"
Joni wrote Blue in her house by the sea
I gotta believe there's another color waiting on me
To set me free
I just found out her ghost left town
The Queen of California is stepping down, down
audience member (played by Siena Agudong): Once again, John Mayer!
John Mayer: Love is a verb
It ain't a thing
It's not something you own
It's not something you scream
When you show me love
I don't need your words
Yeah love ain't a thing
Love is a verb
Love ain't a thing
Love is a verb
Love ain't a crutch
It ain't an excuse
No you can't get through love
On just a pile of I-O-Us
Love ain't a drug
Despite what you've heard
Yeah love ain't a thing
Love is a verb
Love ain't a thing
Love is a verb
So you gotta show, show, show me
Show, show, show me
Show, show, show me
That love is a verb
You gotta show, show, show me
Show, show, show me
Show, show, show me
That love is a verb
Love ain't a thing
Love is a verb
(crowd cheers and then, we cut back to the hosts)
Henry: well, that about wraps up a fall themed episode of KaBlam!. And we loved the way Jodie got a strike on bowling, 
June: So next week, we’d like to welcome Cymphonique Miller as our musical guest
Henry: You said it June. And also we'd like to thank our musical guest John Mayer for performing for us, and the one and only Eric André for having us
(Eric André being placed in the trunk of the car)
June: See you next time.
Bert Pence: Join us again next time. same KaBlam! time, same KaBlam! network.
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