The Shrek Cult

The Shrek Cult is an anomaly that attracts members and multiplying at a concerning rate; the cult is about Shrek and only Shrek and has taken over multiple cities, send help.
==The Shrek Cult==
===What it's about===
Shrek... it's all about Shrek. Shrek is a god, nothing is stronger than him. We must help Shrek to be even more stronger so that he can take over the multiverse and claim it as ours, rather than taking over multiple cities. Quickly, gather more members!
===How to join===
A member will ask you, comply, and you will join, refuse, and you will be forced to join anyway.
==Rules==
#NEVER enter the swamp without permission
#Talk about Shrek
# Convert others to this cult, or else...
# Don't break rule number three.
# No, really, don't break rule number three.
#Guys we are serious, Breaking Rule No.3 is The second most misserible crime, breaking it results in immedient termination
#Always believe that Shrek is a God and follow rule 4, 5 and 6
#Do not break any of the rules here, if you do, we and Shrek will [DATA EXPUNGED] you :)
#Do not invite Shaggy here
#Follow rule 10 and 3.
#Never forgive someone who broke any rule and [DATA EXPUNGED] them, if not you will be [DATA EXPUNGED] and [REDACTED]
#Shrek is many things.
== Members ==
* Mcfat101
* The Entire SCP Foundation
* Yes
* Shrek
* Possible Spaghetti brother
* Trackrays
*Ytrium90
*TheFlufyBoii03032000
*Entire Godverse
*Amogus
*Sus
*Raya phenoxymethylpenicillin 
*Nora Ate Cocaine
*Shrekisjebsbaby
*Barack Obama (Unknown last name)
*seb<3 (gender assumer)
*Daryl the pony of love <3
*ItzKittyCornCassie 
*YourMom (Hackerkid32)
== Enemies ==
* Twitter Asgore
* Shaggy
* Possible Spaghetti brother
== Weaponry ==
Weapon Forty Five: The Shrek Cannon
== Trivia ==
* You don't need to ask to join, you can add yourself or OC, or don't, lol.
* This Club falls into Creative Commons, you can modify stuff or add on to it, or not, lol.
Category:Cults
Category:Joke Clubs