John Hillier

John Hillier is a very tall balding stallion. He is a relative of the Howell family, and an associate Poliner. His distinguishable characteristics include baldness and noticeable physical tics. He enjoys watching sports with the Poliners, particularly as it involves Frustrating Toronto sports teams. In fact, John may or may not watch the All Heart video three times a day. However, it is guranteed that every time he watches it he sheds a tear. His greatest regret in life, (besides the Wendel Clark trade) is that The Commie Ninjas did not name their second album Mullins: Unplugged.