Free Family Portrait Studio Quotes

:Jake: Can you just smile, please?
:Meredith: I don't want to!
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:Jim: Ok, I admit it, last week... I may have gone a little bit to far. I found out where Dwight gets his clothes dry cleaned and then made an exact copy in velcro. And... you can fill in the rest.
:Dwight: (Jim runs by and rips Dwight's clothes off leaving him in his underwear leaving all his coworkers.) Damn it, Jim!
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:Creed: Good, good. This carpet's overdue for a good mopping.
:Jim: Is a mop the most efficient tool to use on a carpet?
:Andy: Yeah, it is actually.
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:Andy: I think you're gonna like this surprise guest.
:Gabe: [enters] Happy birthday to Gabe!
:Nellie: Oh, get out, skeleton man!
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:Kelly: Now you look at me like you're adoring me, I'm gonna look at the camera like I don't even know you're there.
:Ravi: I do adore you.
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:Andy: I want just one... mother f***ing delicious moment! Is that too much to ask? 
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:David: Well, okay. Great to meet you. 
:Robert: Likewise, I'm Bob. Bob Kazamakis. [Jim looks at the camera, confused]
Category:Season 8 quotes