Super Cafe

==Plot==
A bored Batman decided to binge The Owl House and comes up with interesting theories about the Phillip Wittlebane character. May or may not be my way of spreading
==Transcript==
At the Super Cafe, Batman was on his bat phone typing stuff on his version of Buzzfeed called Batzzfeed, not even acknowledging his coffee that was slowly getting cold.
"Uh Bruce, are you going to drink that?" Asked Superman AKA Clark Kent.
"Oh yeah, I will." Batman replied. "It's just, Owl House."
"Uh…Okay." A confused Superman responded.
"I've been watching it via my Da-Plus account and it is a really well made kids show."
Superman smirked. "You for real? Bruce Wayne, genius billionaire playboy and professional crime fighter watches kid's shows?"
"I'm watching this particular kid's show because it's dark, it has bats and angst." Batman replied. "It's my thing, because I'm Batman."
Superman face palmed himself. "Oh, I should have known."
"Anyway, I thought I could share some of my theories." Batman said.
"Could I at least watch the show before you do? I might need to understand a few things."
"Sure." Batman replied. "I'll be here by the time you get back."
"But it's almost closing time." Superman pointed out.
"So what?" Batman asked. "I'm always here after closing hours. Because…."
Superman sighed. "You're Batman."
"No, because I need energy to fight crime." Batman replied. "But more importantly, because I'm Batman."
"Of course." Superman rolled his eyes.
Five to 8 hours later.
Superman had returned to the cafe where Batman was still drinking his coffee. The Kryptonian looked amazed. "Oh my god! That was….Good. Not the best Disney show ever, but good."
"Yeah. Crazy you binged watched it in 8 hours." Batman replied. "It took me 5."
"What?! That's imposs….Why do I bother?"
"So, I have a theory about this Phillip Wittelbane." Batman says.
"You mean that human?" Superman asked.
"Yup."
"Okay! Tell me!" Superman demanded like a crazy fanboy. "I need to know everything ASAP! Who is he?! And will he tear Lumity apart?!"
"Okay, here goes." Batman took a deep breath. "The town of Gravesfield, Connecticut was founded in 1695 and what happened a couple of years back? The Salem Witch Trials."
"What an ugly time." A passing Agatha Harkness remarked.
"Once it was over, everyone was fine and happy. But Phillip and his brother who I am definitely assuming is Belos, didn't like that it was over since they both feared that the witches might be around. So, they travelled all around America which included Gravity Falls which I think exists in the same universe due to…..an unrelated theory. They arrived at the site to what would become Gravesfield where they encountered a witch. One thing lead to another and they ended up in the Demon Realm where they thrived and became friends with everyone. But one day, while trying to make a door to the human realm, Belos' attempt didn't succeed which lead him to get into contact with the Titan."
Just then, Robin suddenly showed up from outside the window. "Did someone say Titan?!"
"No Robin! Go back to your own shows!"
Robin grumbled and walked away. "Can't believe we're getting cancelled."
"Anywho, Phillip succeeded and founded the town of Gravesfield so he could remain close to the Demon Realm. But that's when his brother Belos started to go crazy. The Titan wanted the door to the human realm so he could merge it with his own realm. Belos never wanted it but the Titan made sure he would get what he wanted and placed a curse on Belos that not only turned him into a powerful witch but also damaged his body that can only be held back by draining Palisman. Phillip knew of Belos and Titan's plans and fled to a safe distance where he could bury the door. He buried the door for Eda to find hundreds of years later and lived out the rest of his life as a human pretending to be a witch."
Superman looked amazed. "OH MY GOD! That theory is insane."
"I know." Batman replied. "World's greatest detective or what?"
"If that turns out true, then I am going to buy you a hundred coffees."
"You won't." Batman said. "Because, I'm rich so I can buy as many coffees I want. Anyway, we have 28 days till Owl House is back."
"I know, I have so many questions!"
"So do I?"
"Will Lumity break up?!" Superman asked.
"They better not."
"Will Eda fix things with her Dad?"
"Well, she did claw out his eye."
"Will Raine die?"
"A character with an awesome name does not deserve to die."
"Will we get to know Luz's dad?"
"Why does everyone that's important? He's dead. Or hopefully a divorced parent. I feel like the corporation need to cover that subject at some point."
"I am so excited." Superman said.
"Me too." Batman responded. "Anyway, I have to go change." Batman got out of his seat.
"Why? Going somewhere?"
"Yeah, I gotta stop Zodiac Riddler." Batman replied.
"Oh yeah! You got a new adventure in March." Superman then realised something. "Then two weeks later, Owl House!"
"Yup." Batman smiled. "Wait a minute I just realised something."
"What?"
Batman then threw a smoke bomb and turned into Battinson Batman. "Owl House no longer matters!"
"Oh." Superman responded. "You seemed so into it."
"Well, I had to do something while my next adventure got delayed again." Batman retorted.
"Yeah, I feel your pain." Superman said. "I better get a mention."
"Can't make promises!" Batman said as he ran out of the cafe to get to his next grand adventure.
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