Monkey D. Luffy

Monkey D. Luffy (also known as Straw Hat Luffy) is a pirate who likes to flex using his stupid rubber powers. He has a bounty of 500 million UnDollars. He thinks that he ate the devil fruit on purpose, when clearly he accidentally ate a 0 shaped fruit when he thought that type of fruit was tasty and it wasn’t. He is friends with Chopper and whatever pirates he's friends with. His only friends are actually a part of the pirate crew, the Straw Hat Pirates, which he is the captain of. He also stars in the anime One Piece. 
== Relationships ==
* Below is his pirate group, the Straw Hat Pirates.
*Nami - friend
* Chopper - friend
* Zoro - friend
* Usopp - friend
* Brook - friend
* Robin - friend
* Franky - friend
* Jimbei - friend
*Sanji - friend
Other characters he has an interest in.
*Yamato - friend
*Kaido - enemy
* Uta - childhood friend, secret crush
* Shanks - Mentor, childhood hero, childhood friend's father
== How he ate the yummy fruit ==
So, when he was 7 he found a fruit (you know what its called) and ate it like the Toilet Monster would. That fruit gave him powers (turned him to rubber) and then made him unable to swim. When some red-haired guy attempted to make him spit it out, he flopped like raising a floppa. So 10 years later, he used his power to finally do what he dreamed of: FLEXING and becoming King of the Pirates.
KEL thinking this flexing was about muscles showed up and then challenged Monkey D. Luffy to an epic flexing competition, but instead was disappointed when he just was making random crap up, and so killed him and then revived him.
Luffy then decided to make a pirate crew and speedrun getting members for it
== His flexing powers ==
Here his the list of how he always flexes:
* Ate meat OVER 9000 times
*Fastest BedWars and Generator Camping Simulator win (11 seconds)
* Grabbed everyone in 5 seconds and jumped off a river
* P'd in a pool and blamed another person for it
* Talking nonsense whilst showing some disrespect 
* Having a 1.5 billion bounty
* And beating someone up
*Inflates his fist, makes it black, then punches the bad guy with it
*So powerful that this text deserves to be bold, italic, and underlined simultaneously.
== Speedrunning to get invited to the Straw Hat crew ==
At first, Luffy behaved like dream and went to the crew by: Running a few metres then jumping 6 times or something then for a reason he bought a bacon sandwich from Maria Abe for 5 UnDollars then using all his energy he runned faster than Peppino and got to the "Straw Hat Invitation Text" (Or S.H.I.T.) and signed a sheet and got into the Straw hat's ship.
== His techniques (gears) ==
He has “gears” that make him stronger. 
* Second gear - he can move at the speed of light by increasing his heart rate tremendously, which would explode a regular person’s heart, but it won’t to him because he is rubber and his heart simply inflates. Also his skin turns really red. Note: this shortens his lifespan a little
* Third gear - he can make any part of his body really big, almost as big as T-2500.5. He uses this technique a lot to inflate his fist and then punch someone with it.
* Fourth gear - he uses his armament haki, conquers haki, and rubber powers to move at the speed of light, become ten times stronger than usual, make his muscles really big, and fight really good.
* Fifth gear - he becomes a god, and can do whatever fourth gear does if he wants it to. He can PWN every single n00b in the world when he is in this gear. This is the awakening of his powers. But, the only reason he invented it was so that he can defeat Kaido because Kaido is really strong, in fact stronger than Luffy himself! 
Gallery of his gears:
File:Luffy-second-gear.png|Luffy used second gear on the verge of death to defeat the bad guy
File:One-piece-luffy.gif|Luffy in second gear
File:Luffy-gear3.png|Luffy inflates his fist while in third gear
File:Luffy-thirdgear.png|This is an example of how luffy uses third gear
File:Luffy-fourthgear.png|Luffy made himself look really stupid and really strong in Gear 4: Bounceman. Basically all he does is just bounce, but he can fly using elastic force (since hes made out of rubber), which is cool. He is also really strong because he uses his haki to make his arms red and black, and his punches hit you really fast and they make you go flying hundreds of miles.
File:Luffy-snake.png|Luffy in snakeman form in Gear 4. He is really strong, just like bounceman
File:Luffy-fifthgear1.png|Luffy is fifth gear!!
File:Luffy-fifthgear2.png|Luffy became a god... in fifth gear
== Present Day ==
Today, you can find him either flexing to Annoying his Pirate friends (duh), or just hunting for no one knows whos treasure in a desert or something like that.
== Trivia ==
* When Fleet Admiral Buster Baxter found out of his existence, he got really pissed and tried to shoot Luffy but missed. Then Luffy punched him really hard and made him go flying to the ocean. Baxter died after that.
* Because he is made out of rubber, he cannot be electrocuted. So gods like Thor can't kill him with thunder or lightning.
* Because he is made out of rubber, he's immune to bullet shots. When people shoot bullets at him, even with an AK-47, he won't die because the bullets bounce back at the enemy that is shooting him. So they basically shot themselves! N00b!
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