Apparently probably gonna be the worst "Funnypasta" Ever..

This is a work in progress, so I would love people to make this pasta much much better if it fails so and the story begins.
It was a saturday morning, Beautiful sunshine, annoying dog  and most importantly, the worst game in the universe, I never want to play such a game ever again. It had crappy graphics, bad voice acting and laughable sounds. Apparently my favorite sound was the "Holy Shit" song, because it was funny as hell. So when I first got the game, the title seemed to be like the most horrible fucking title screen ever, I couldn't read anything cause it had bad grammar, it was laughable, though, when I got the game to work, I heard a whisper in the background saying stuff that I couldn't understand but what sounded like "Fuck this game, it sucks as hell now." When I laughed at it, it said back to me "Whut da fuk", I was like "What kind of grammar is this? seriously?" this doesn't make any sense.. yet I continued to play the game,So, Let me make a joke here. "d0n4t3 pl0x or d13", and when I killed a lot of NPCs with my sword, a stupid message appeared and said "Error_Code_(random number here)" and the game shutdown and then came back up with a different title screen that was even worse, it only had 1 option and that option said, "ded", I was like WTF kind of game is this??!? it sucks and it has bad graphics, and it even thinks its the best game ever when it isn't! This just gave me mindfuckery, I was pissed, I put the game on ebay hoping someone would buy it and experience what I have and warn more people about this dumb game.
"Well now we can just wait and let this thing rot until it deletes itself, Maybe even make the readers die of cancer for once"
"Okay then, I'm going to kill myself, Because this just is....i can't even.....*jumps off the cliff and suicides* "
"Lets make a Worst Paster Ever Badge, Because fuck my life, thats why, lel"
"One Crying Johnny.....oh god....no....*cries*"
== Teh Pawstuh by a 10 year old ==
Omgz i juszt got Fire Cock off ebay and when i played it i was like "wut da" an ten i got fukked up by beavershit and itz pissed me off so i mudered him wiht my shutgun and blew his hed off liek a baws an ten a nub apard on my couch and i wus liek NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!crapola
TEH END
Category:Barely Funny
Category:Video Games
Category:Rant