Sexy Advances

Sexy Advances is the second episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Continuing from the last episode, Sandy is operating in the KND operating room)
Sandy: Hey, did you know they have an unlimited stash of Ariana Grande porn on these things?
SpongeBob: SANDY, NO!
Sandy: Hey, we all get horny sometimes, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: You do realize I’m asexual, right Sandy?
Sandy: I, uh..
Numbah 1: Alright, that’s enough you two. Back to work. Gotta stop those robot overlords, amirite?
Sandy: Alrighty, back to work I go. (she looks at the mainframe) Hmmm…what if I just move this wire here… and…
(The mainframe starts going haywire, a large pulse of electricity exchanges between Sandy and the mainframe, Sandy is knocked unconscious as the pulse destroys the central processing unit, The transmission between Earth and the KND space station is cut off) 
Numbah 1: Sandy? Sandy, are you alright? 
SpongeBob: I don’t know, Sandy looks unconscious. Let’s get her to the med bay. 
(They place Sandy down in the med bay and SpongeBob examines her) 
SpongeBob: She needs immediate brain surgery to fix any internal damage. 
Numbah 1: Then go ahead and operate. I’ll try to reestablish the link with Earth. 
SpongeBob: Capital! (SpongeBob, with Numbah 1’s help, starts operating on Sandy) 
SpongeBob: Alakazam, Accio Centipede! (A centipede summoned to the operating table slithers towards the open wound in Sandy’s head. SpongeBob grabs a scalpel and performs brain surgery) Scrub-a-dub-dub, one fresh brain transplant, comin’ up! (He then inserting the centipede with the injured brain into the open wound and stitching it up) There we are! (Sandy wakes up) 
Sandy: Where am I? 
SpongeBob: Med Bay. 
(SpongeBob goes over to Numbah 1) 
SpongeBob: Hey, in case anyone asks, Sandy’s brain died but her body is still alive. 
Numbah 1: Of course! 
SpongeBob: If a zombie apocalypse breaks out, I’ll cut off everyone’s heads, put their brains in jars, and attach them to a bunch of robots. The zombie apocalypse will be over in a few weeks! 
Numbah 1: Good thinking. 
(SpongeBob goes back over to Sandy) 
SpongeBob: Well, Sandy, when I found gout and saw how much damage it was doing to you, I was instantly reminded of how I got gout in the first place. 
Sandy: And how was that? 
SpongeBob: I had sex with my dog, Gary. 
Sandy: What? 
SpongeBob: Yeah, Gary and I did it when you were gone. 
Sandy: That’s disgusting! 
SpongeBob: I know, I know. I don’t know why I did it. I guess I was just curious. And Gary seemed to enjoy it too. 
Sandy: You’re a sicko, SpongeBob. 
SpongeBob: I know. I’m sorry. 
Sandy: And I thought you were asexual! 
SpongeBob: I am. 
Sandy: Then why did you have sex with Gary? 
SpongeBob: I don’t know. I guess I was just curious. 
Sandy: Well, I’m not having sex with you, SpongeBob. 
SpongeBob: I know. I’m sorry. 
Sandy: And I’m getting a restraining order against Gary.
SpongeBob: I understand.
Sandy: Good. Now get out of my sight.
SpongeBob: Yes, Sandy.
(SpongeBob leaves and Sandy goes back to sleep)
(Later, SpongeBob is seen walking on the street, looking sad)
SpongeBob: *sigh* I wish Sandy would forgive me. I miss her so much. *sniffle* 
(Suddenly, SpongeBob's phone rings. He answers it) 
SpongeBob: Hello? 
Sandy: SpongeBob, it's me! 
SpongeBob: Sandy! What's up? 
Sandy: I've been thinking about what you did and I've decided to forgive you. 
SpongeBob: Really? 
Sandy: Yes. I know you're sorry and I know it was just a mistake. 
SpongeBob: Thank you, Sandy. I'm really sorry. 
Sandy: It's okay. Just don't do it again. 
SpongeBob: I won't. I promise. 
Sandy: Good. Now let's go get some ice cream! 
SpongeBob: Sounds great! (SpongeBob and Sandy hang up and SpongeBob smiles) 
(Later, SpongeBob and Sandy are seen eating ice cream together) 
Sandy: This is really good ice cream, SpongeBob. 
SpongeBob: I know. I'm glad you forgave me, Sandy. 
Sandy: I'm glad I forgave you too, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Really? That's great! 
Sandy: Yeah. I know you were just curious and it's not like you did it on purpose. 
SpongeBob: Thanks, Sandy. I really appreciate it. 
Sandy: No problem, SpongeBob. I'm just glad we're still friends. 
SpongeBob: Me too, Sandy. Me too.
(The two friends smile at each other and continue eating their ice cream)
THE END
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