We Are One (Ole Ola) Parody

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==Lyrics==
I pull my pants up to the sky,
way to goddamn high.
Pit bulge to the side,
the left side.
I look like a suited thumb.
Thumb Guy
Wow, he really does
Pitbull
But I am payed by everyone.
Sellout. Life
Oil of Olay
Coca Cola, Pam Spray
Fresh Light, Pepsi Cola
Walmart, Bud Light
RC Cola, Target
Kroger, and now, Fifa
Whooooooowhooo
Writing lyrics is tough, so I list cities
LA, Miama
New York, Cincinnati
Moscow, where are we now
Carnival Dancer
Brazil!
Pitbull
I always have glasses over my eyes because they crossed as hell!
My songs take zero talent to make
repeat the same five words, steal beats, yell dale
if that's too hard, too hard, mumble in Spanish
and make sure your arms move, arms move like this
When I go to the library, I look at pictures of kittens
See this way, no one knows what you are saying!
I call myself Mr. Worldwide to give myself false pride
And also Mr. 305.
But those are both lies
Time to confess where I come from
Carnival Dancer #2
No one cares where from
Pitbull
I am Dr. Evil's son
Love you dad
Dr. Evil
Love you too, son
Jenny, dale
J-Lo
Gotta get back in the spotlight
two cheeks, one butt and a million pounds
this ass worked so damn hard, screwed all the stars to get where I'm at now
Singing this song in Brazil about the NFL
FIFA Lawyer
Bloody hell!
J-Lo
Should have hired Shakira
This suckes compared to Waka Waka
Pitbull
random soccer clips
to make this Fifa vid legit, but it looks like shit
J-Lo
Wait, I thought this was about tennis
FIFA Lawyer
I can't believe this!
Why did I hire these dipshits!
Pitbull
Sellout. Life. Dale.
Claudia Leitte
Man? Woman? Wrong, a transvetite
If you come to Brazil, you will die. Why am I here?
I'm the only Brazillian star dumb enough to work with these idiots
FIFA Lawyer
Pitbull and J-Lo, this song sucks
Pitbull
What you mean it sucks?
FIFA Lawyer
We payed you fifty million bucks!
Pitbull
Wasn't enough.
FIFA Lawyer
To make an anthem for World Cup
J-Lo
What the hell's World Cup
FIFA Lawyer
But you don't mention World Cup once
Pitbull
But I said dale a bunch
FIFA Player
You made the sport look so damn bad, that we have lost all of our fans
J-Lo
Don't worry, I can win them back, by playing this horn with my ass
FIFA Player
Holy shit! She was right! Sales are skyrocketing now that those two douchebags are dead!
Everyone
YEEEEEAHHHHHH!
==Trivia==
*This is the first parody to feature Pitbull
**This is also the first parody to feature Claudia Leitte
Category:Parodies