EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Star VS Astro

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
STAR!
VS
ASTRO!
BEGIN! 
==Star's First Turn==
"Hello little brother". "I hope you're ready".
"Because after I whoop you ass, I'll be celebrating with confetti".
"Your asteroids can't even compare to my stars".
"I'm so good at rapping, I can beat you without any bars".
"I'm the original Star Lord, fuck Marvel"..
"I make mountains move, and eventually grovel".
"Your raps are nothing to me".
"I'll beat your ass worse than Nick if you step to me".
==Astro's First Turn==
"Oh please bro, enough of your narcissisism".
"You're not all that, come back to realism".
"I'll bitchsmack you, all the way back to reality".
"It'll hurt so much, call it a fatality".
"My asteroids can and will come in at the speed of light".
"To destroy anything you bring in the fight".
"Think you're stronger"? "Don't be foolish".
"I'll drop an apple on you like my name was Newton".
==Star's Second Turn==
"You think I'm scared of gravity"?
"I named an entire force after me'.
"I command the stars, cosmos, and gravity".
"Don't make me beat you like it was a brutality"!
"I would own the illuminati, and dumbass Cypher too".
"I would even own them if it was 1, against 2".
"I'll set you on fire with my lighter".
"Afterall, I am a certified writer".
"Now to mail this letter home to mother".
"So that she can find out that I killed my brother"!
==Astro's Second Turn==
"Ok bro, I see how it is".
"But I hoped we could still be friends".
"We're brothers afterall, we understand each other".
"So lets stop this battle now". "Please brother".
==Star's Third Turn==
"Hmph".
"You are no longer my brother".
"Don't worry, I'll tell mother".
"If you would have thought differently, you could have understood".
"But since you were an asshole, get the fuck outta my world".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights