This is War!

This is War! is the fifteenth episode of Season One in Bikini Bottom Jenkins and the Season One finale.
==Synopsis==
When Archie and Old Man Jenkins get into a fight that causes a freak accident, it causes the two political parties of Bikini Bottom to go into an all-out civil war.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with an aggressive bubble wipe as Old Man Jenkins is strolling along downtown Bikini Bottom)
Jenkins: Today’s off to a great start! All my farm animals cooperated, my coffee tasted amazing, and I haven't seen Archie anywhere at all! It's almost like it's the perfect day. (sighs) Don’t jinx it, Jenkins, remember last time.
(Cut to last time, where Jenkins’ brand new car is set on fire)
Jenkins: I shudder to remember that day. Well that day is certainly not today.
Shubie: Hey Jenkins.
Jenkins: Moring, Shubie.
Shubie: Did you hear that Mr. Johnson resigned as NKC Mayor?
Jenkins: Finally, that buffoon. Today’s a great day for good things to happen, it seems.
Shubie: I wouldn’t jinx it if I were you.
Jenkins: What makes you say that?
Shubie: Perfect days don’t exist, think about it…
(Shubie stares at Jenkins for a second and then walks away)
Jenkins: Huh, that was weird. (shrugs) I’m sure it’s just her meds again.
(Jenkins starts humming to the tune of the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song as he continues walking down the street)
Fred: Hey Jenkins! Catchy tune.
Jenkins: I can’t recall where I’ve heard it before.
Fred: Me neither. Well, see ya.
Jenkins: (continues walking) Forget what Shubie said, this is a perfect day and nothing will happen to it.
(Jenkins then smells a bad odor)
Jenkins: Why does that smell familiar?
Archie: Because it’s me, you old coot.
(Jenkins screams like a woman)
Jenkins: WH-WH- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
Archie: Just came from working out at the gym. You should try it sometime, you lazy bum.
Jenkins: Why I oughta-
Archie: Fight me? Go right ahead, I’ll fight you right back!
Jenkins: Ohohoh, it’s ON!
(Jenkins attempts to throw a punch at Archie but fails miserably)
Archie: Ha, loser! You call that a punch! Watch this…
(Archie successfully punches Jenkins in the stomach)
Jenkins: OUFF!
(Immediately after this remark, the two start a giant rumble in a fighting cloud)
Shubie: Honey, what in the world is going on over there? (pointing to the fighting cloud)
Harold: I don’t know, but we should get outta here before we get involved.
(The two of them make a mad dash to get out of their way)
Jenkins: (still fighting) Why do I… feel… something terrible will become of this?
Archie: (also still fighting) The only thing terrible about this is your fighting skills!
Jenkins: You literally have two black eyes and we just started one minute ago.
Archie: …shut up! You already lost half your teeth!
Jenkins: Those were already lost years ago in the war, whippersnapper.
(Fred walks out of the nearby Barg N’ Mart, and sighs as he walks away, getting run over by Jenkins and Archie still fighting)
Fred: MY BODY!
(Fred then joins the fighting cloud, getting beaten up senselessly)
Archie: Great, now we have a new challenger.
Jenkins: We? I think you mean I.
Archie: I’ll knock off your kneecaps!
Fred: MY BODY HURTS!
(The fight cloud continues along the street, gathering more and more pedestrians along the way, making the cloud gradually larger)
(Cut to a TV screen of Bikini Bottom News, where the opening theme plays as Perch Perkins starts to report the news)
Perkins: Breaking news! A fight between an old man and a young man has shaken up Bikini Bottom! Citizens have no idea what to think about this rumble, but one thing’s for sure: it has started a giant debate on whether old people or young people are better decision makers. Word has it that this could shake up the Bikini Bottom government seats tonight. Stay tuned for more information.
Old Man Walker: Vote red… no matter who!
Frank: That’s not how it goes, Old Man Walker.
Walker: Does it look like I care?!
Frank: Personally I vote blue, no matter who!
Walker: That’s what I said!
Frank: No it isn’t-
(The two of them get engulfed in the fighting cloud)
Jenkins: I feel like this is getting out of hand.
Archie: (thinks for a moment) Nah. This fight is not over until one of us is the winner!
Jenkins: Then I’ll BEAT YOU SENSELESS! I wrestle, after all!
Archie: HA! I sprint on the treadmill daily!
Shubie: Can you guys just GET THIS OVER WITH?!
Jenkins and Archie: (sigh) Fine.
(Jenkins tries to throw a gigantic punch to Archie, but fails and accidentally hits Scooter instead)
Scooter: OH NO, BRO! (passes out on the ground)
Tony: Someone’s gonna get sued for that, surely.
Archie: Nah, everything will be perfectly fine AFTER I BEAT UP THIS BOZO! RIP BOZO!
Jenkins: The heck’s that supposed to me-?
(Archie kicks Jenkins in the face, actually knocking a tooth out of his mouth)
Jenkins: OOF!
Archie: How do you like that, old man?!
Jenkins: I hate it!
(Out of nowhere, a police officer breaks up the fight cloud and blows his whistle)
Police officer: I’m no referee but you all have just committed a foul! I’m putting all of you under arrest until we figure out this situation.
Fred: MY CRIMINAL RECORD!
Shubie: Oh come on, that’s not fair! Only (pointing to Jenkins and Archie) those two were fighting!
Police officer: Tell it to the judge, (dolphin chirp)!
Shubie: Well!
(Cut to the next day, where everyone is in separate jail cells in Bikini Bottom Jail)
Jenkins: Welp, I did say it was getting out of hand…
Archie: Who cares about what you said? You elders are always spouting nonsense about vaccines or something.
Jenkins: Do we really have to make this’n political? I haven’t cared about politics since Fin Clinton was president!
Archie: Yes! Yes we do! Because it’s all the GOVERNMENT’S fault!
(The other jail cells start murmuring about what just occurred)
Shubie: I dunno, maybe they’re right, that dumb cop did just arrest us all.
Old Man Walker: I still say… BLUE LIVES MATTER!
Larry: YEAHHHH! BLUE LIVES MATTER! GALE DOPPLER IS OUR ONE TRUE PRESIDENT!
Shubie: Larry, Gale is the weatherman.
Larry: STILL! GALE DOPPLER 2024!!!
Tony: ALL COPS ARE BAD! ALL COPS ARE BAD!
Tom: Whichever side supports chocolate lives, I support them! CHOCOLATE LIVES MATTER!
Don the Whale: VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!
Larry: VOTE RED NO MATTER… VOTE RED FOR GALE DOPPLER!
(Everyone starts a massive debate in the prison as it cuts to Perch Perkins reporting the news again)
Perkins: (dodging tomatoes) Perch… Perkins here! Reporting more breaking news! Riots have started against the Bikini Bottom police force! And others are starting to raid the capitol building! Some may call this a political polarization… I call it… (a tomato successfully lands in his mouth) Chaos…
(Perch Perkins falls to the ground, choking on the tomato)
Protestors: SHRIMP THE POLICE! SHRIMP THE POLICE!
Larry: (flexing his muscles) YEAH!!! BLUE LIVES MATTER!!!
(The episode then fades to black as it transitions to the mayor’s office)
Mayor: (eating pretzels) Ah, my favorite supreme salty snack. Nothing can beat this peaceful day.
(His phone rings, and he picks it up)
Mayor: Hello, Mr. Mayor speaking.
Protestor: BLUE LIVES MATTER! BLUE LIVES MA- (the mayor hangs up)
Mayor: What is going on?
(He gets another phone call. He picks it up)
Mayor: Hello, Mayor speaking.
Other protestor: ALL COPS ARE BAD! ALL COPS ARE- (the mayor hangs up again)
Mayor: I swear to Neptune, something is fishy here. (sniffs his armpit) Nope, I’m in the clear.
(The door to the mayor’s office opens)
Government official: Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: Oh no, what is it this time?
Government official: It seems that half of the population of Bikini Bottom is calling for your resignation.
Mayor: I’ve seen worse approval rates. I wouldn’t worry about it.
Government official: They’re also going to raid the capitol… tomorrow.
Mayor: Oh no… don’t worry, sir, I’ll do my best to handle the situation.
Government official: You better do a good job, because your position is on the line.
(The mayor gulps as the official leaves the room)
(TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2…)
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