Gone in 30 Minutes

Gone in 30 Minutes is the first webisode of The Royal Mallard series of Webtoons cartoons. 
== Plot ==
At Porky's Pizza Palace, Porky receives an order from Daffy Duck for a pizza with everything on it, to be delivered to the Royal Mallard, Penthouse #5. Deciding then to stall Porky to take advantage of the "deliver in under thirty minutes or it's free" policy, Daffy phones back up and spends most of the 30-minute countdown changing the order through a long list of exceptions (including no MSG), so that he gets a plain cheese pizza, including going light on the cheese, claiming he has lactose intolerance.
Upon Porky's arrival, Daffy, disguised as a bellhop, spins him round in the revolving door, calls a cab and sends Porky into the taxi, which he then quickly sends off to the ballpark. Porky arrives back at the Royal Mallard and heads inside. After passing two out-of-order elevators, he finds one still working but when he tries to use it, Daffy makes it stop between the 5th and 6th floors, causing Porky to fall into the pit below. Later, a dazed Porky finds the "stairway to all levels", but finds himself running in circles in an M. Escher-style staircase area. Enraged, Porky storms back outside and tries to scale the Royal Mallard via plungers, with Daffy trying to knock the "persistant little porker" off with flower pots and succeeding with an anvil. The latter doesn't stop Porky from reaching the top, but he then gets knocked down by a window washer platform manned by Foghorn Leghorn.
Later, Daffy hears the doorbell to his penthouse and sees a battered and bruised Porky. When Porky slides the pizza under the door, Daffy keeps pushing it back out. This keeps going back and forth until the last seconds of the 30 minutes are up. Daffy then takes his free pizza, but when he opens the pizza box he finds that Tweety has eaten it all, meaning he went to all that trouble for nothing.
== Availability ==
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== Characters ==
*Porky Pig
*Daffy Duck
*Foghorn Leghorn
*Tweety
== Video ==
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Category:Webtoons
Category:Stub
Category:Porky Pig Cartoons
Category:Daffy Duck Cartoons
Category:Tweety Cartoons