Koopa

A Koopa is a species of turtle that is native to the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule. They are highly intelligent, having the best weaponry in the world due to this. He has some surface similarities to, but is in reality a less awesome version of, Bowser. He never liked you.
==Unit==
The Koopa is led by the infamous Koopa King Bowser, the largest and most powerful Koopa in existence. They serve him out of respect, always wanting to please their beloved ruler. He is a coward and when he fights Mario, he hides like some guy watching Justin Beaver while these guys protect him. Koopas have fought in countless wars, including the War of 1812 and World War III.
==Lifestyle==
Koopas drink tea and eat sandviches. These are their favorite foods, but they also like the flesh of people, so watch out for Koopa or else you will have thy flesh consumed. You can be too safe around a Koopa, though, most of them just do nothing anyways except patrol the mushroom fields eating the grass like some kinda drunk guy. Sometimes, they do dangerous and silly acts simply because "it would be so awesome". Sometimes, you can even hear them whispering to themselves, "it would be so awesome, it would be so cool, it would be the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen" over and over again. Scientists are still trying to figure out what this means.
 
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