Spike's Creepy Cruise

The gang take a holiday on a cruise ship and encounter a ghost
== Script ==
(We open on the gang on a cruise ship)
Snails:Now this is what I call a holiday.
Spike:Me too!
Sci-Twi:Yeah, let's just hope it won't be like that spring break cruise we took.
(Goes with Sunset)
Sunset:Oh come on Twilight! This is the last place we'd find a creepy mystery.
Sci-Twi:Exactly Sunset, that's my point.
(Cuts to the Dazzlings looking down into the water)
Adagio:Ah the sea, it reminds me of back in Equestria.
Aria:How?
Adagio:(Turns to her)Because it's peaceful and so watery.
Sonata:It's got me hungry.
Aria:Still Adagio, why's it reminding you of when we were back in Equestria?
Adagio:Because, when we were little sirens, we met down at the shores and became friends ever since.
Aria:Oh. Well that's all you had to say in the first place.
(Cuts to Snails and Spike)
Snails:Oh boy I'm not going to do anything on this trip except lie beside this swimming pool and eat.
Spike:(As he licks his ice cream)Suits me.
(Flash comes on by)
Flash:That's typical of you two. You can stay here and get fat, we're off to play tennis.
Bulk:Yeah! Tennis! First serve! My first serve that is!
Rarity:Bulk!
Bulk:(Realizes he talked out loud)Oh sorry.
(Cuts to the gang walking across the deck and an overweight Caucasian male comes over, he has a little mustache and an large hat and dark glasses)
Peregrine Jones:Excuse me, haven't I met you youngsters before?
Flash:I don't think so mister.
Peregrine Jones:Oh but I'm sure we've met!
Adagio:So sorry sir but no.
Aria:Your face sure doesn't ring a bell.
Sonata:Yeah we haven't ever seen you before in our lives.
Peregrine Jones:Oh but I'm sure of it! What are your jobs?
Bulk:I work at a smoothie stand in the mall and I'm also a student of Canterlot High.
Peregrine Jones:I don't wanna hear about your life stories!