Fukov Is A Braindead Communist Mutant!

Emperor James B. Pirk: FUKOOOOOOOV!
Captain Sergey Fukov: Now what?
Emperor James B. Pirk: What was your big idea with those light balls?
Captain Sergey Fukov: Light balls? What light balls?
Emperor James B. Pirk: I told you to send over your light balls, you braindead Communist mutant!
Captain Sergey Fukov: No, you didn't! You asked for light beer!
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