SpongeBob's Diary: Entry One

Entry One is the pilot episode of SpongeBob's Diary. In it SpongeBob and Patrick paint a fishes house.
==Transcript==
[shows diary]
Narrator SpongeBob: Welcome to my diary! Look at my wonderful entrys! I better read it quickly, before Squidward comes. Anyway, let's begin our tale. [book opens up showing title card] Dear Diary, I was walking down the street with a can of paint ready to start a business.
[Scene: Street]
SpongeBob: What a wonderful day! I'm ready to make some money!
Narrator SpongeBob: Suddenly I saw Patrick.
Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing?
SpongeBob: I'm going to paint some houses, but I need some money.
Patrick: I wanna paint too!
SpongeBob: Ok, first you need a brush.
[Patrick pulls out some nose hairs and puts them on a stick]
Patrick: There. One paint brush.
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's just some nose hairs put on a stick.
Patrick: So? You can still paint with it.
SpongeBob: Ok, well here's a house. It's dirty, so we should paint it.
Patrick: Ok.
[Patrick dips his stick in some paint and spreads it on the house]
SpongeBob: Shouldn't we ask before panting this house?
Patrick: Nope.
Narrator SpongeBob: So we started painting. There was only one problem. We used up all the paint.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what have you done with the paint?
Patrick: Rocky was hungry.
[Shows a rock next to Patrick which has been painted blue]
SpongeBob: Patrick, stay here and look after the house. I'll go to Barg 'N' Mart and get more paint.
Patrick: Ok. Bad Rocky. Next time, eat rectangles.
Narrator SpongeBob: So, I went to the Barg 'N' Mart to get more paint.
[Scene: Barg 'N' Mart]
[SpongeBob is pushing a trolley next to a shelf]
SpongeBob: Paint!
[SpongeBob puts a can of paint in his trolley]
Narrator SpongeBob: Back to the house, I went.
[Scene: Outside The House]
[SpongeBob rushes along with the new can of paint]
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! I've got the can of paint!
Patrick: Great, there's one problem.
Narrator SpongeBob: The can of paint was pink. We needed blue paint.
SpongeBob: What are we gonna do now?
Patrick: Get naked and say Squidward did it!
SpongeBob: No. They'll never believe us.
[The door opens up. Nat Peterson is standing there]
Nat: What did you do with my house?
Patrick: Squidward did it. [whispering] SpongeBob, take your clothes off.
SpongeBob: We're sorry. We wanted to make some money.
Nat: That's okay. I always wanted a half blue half pink house.
[Scene shows Squidward painting the other half of the house pink]
[Nat hands them some money]
Patrick: You see, Squidward really did do it.
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