Nixel Nixel Go Away/Transcript

==Act I==
[Start with exterior shot of Mixopolis. Helicoptor-like Mixels fly around, as the train rides through.]
Booger: [Narrating.] There it is -- Mixopolis -- my town. A city in spectacular, living color. A city of mixing, for mixing.
[Cut to the train moving.]
Booger: [Narrating.] Here, Mixels will mix at the drop of a cubit.
[Cut to Gummo and Hurtz meeting each other at the corner of a street. Gummo is wearing a pair of pants, Hurtz a necktie.]
Gummo: Hey, neighbor. I like your tie.
Hurtz: I like your pants.
Both: [As Gummo pulls out a cubit.] Let’s mix!
[The two touch the cubit, forming the Gummo & Hurtz Mix.]
Gummo & Hurtz Mix: Yeah! [Walks off.]
[Cut to a highway stretch over a lake, with cars driving through and Miximals in the water.]
Booger: [Narrating.] The city was colorful and bright and was always gleaming with new mixing possibilities. From its majestic skyline and thoroughfares, to the picturesque tourist traps in scenic Mixopolis Harbor.
[A bus driven by a Muncho is parked by the Sea Dawg, as Skulzy waits outside the door, and ducks back in as various Mixels crowd out and run inside. Cut to Sharx sitting on a stool next to a flag with Skulzy’s face on it and a board of pictures of the Pyrratz and accordion music plays.]
Mixels: Can't wait! Yeah!
Sharx: Mix with a real pirate!
Frostbite: [Running in, holding a cubit.] Oh, I want to get one.
[A Camera Pyrrat jumps in frame.]
Sharx: Say, “Arr”! Mix!
[The two mix, forming the Sharx & Frostbite Mix, balancing on his barrel.]
Sharx & Frostbite Mix: [In Sharx’s voice.] Timber me shivers! [Photo is taken.]
[Cut to the exterior of Mixopolis General Hospital and church organ music plays.]
Booger: [Narrating.] To Mixopolis General Hospital and its world-class medical procedures…
[Cut to Surgeo surrounded by two Skrubz and Lixeon. They are around a Krog, who is sitting on a cot and dazed.]
Surgeo: Worry not, dear patient. This can only be an improvement. [Krog knocks out.] Head. [Lixeon hands him a Lixer head, which he places down onto the cot.] Cubit. [One of the Skrubz hands him a Cubit, which he sets down onto Krog.] Clear!
[The Mix is formed, as the Krog Mix screams, and bolts up in a daze, now with multiple orange heads, groaning.]
Surgeo: Nurse, the mirror.
[One of the Skrubz hands the Krog Mix the mirror, which he looks into, gulps and screams.]
Krog Mix: It’s just what I’ve always wanted!
[Cut to the exterior of Mixopolis stadium.]
Booger: [Narrating.] ...to the steely gridiron of Mixopolis Stadium…
[Cut to the Coach in a referee uniform, blowing a whistle. Cut to two teams, one made of Kraws and the other of Krogs and the Murpball music plays.]
Kraw: Get ‘em! Whoo-hoo!
[The Krogs flatten the first row of Kraws, while a Cubit is tossed to the last row, who form the Kraw Mix, which steamrolls over the entirety of the Krog team. Cut to the streets of Mixopolis, where Mixels are walking and cars are moving.]
Booger: [Narrating.] ...Mixopolis was my town, and it always would be. And then things changed.
[Cut to Hot Stuff and Freezy Breezy walking outside the Lava Lounge and Tuxedo Club, respectively.]
Hot Stuff: Okay, Freezy Breezy, I can’t wait till we mix again.
Freezy Breezy: You got it, hot stuff.
[Suddenly the colors of the background fade in a sweep, as Hot Stuff grows angry and Freezy Breezy grows shocked.]
Booger: [Narrating.] You might say it was kind of gradual.
Hot Stuff: Are you kidding? Mix with a frozen stiff like you? No way, no how.
Freezy Breezy: Neither would I, hothead! [Shakes his rump at Hot Stuff, mocking him.] Na-na-na-na -- Aah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[Hot Stuff shoots a ball of fire out of his mouth at his rump, causing him to scream and run off.]
Hot Stuff: [Laughs, walking off, dusting his hands.]
[Cut to Combustor walking along the sidewalk.]
Booger: [Narrating.] Mixels weren’t being friendly to each other, almost as if they were afraid to, you know, make contact.
[Phosphee walks up to Combustor, who points at him.]
Combustor: Hey, don’t look at me! [Phosphee whimpers and runs off as a five eyed Mixel comes up on the other side of him, Combustor grumbles.] What are you looking at? [The five eyed Mixel whimpers and scampers off.]
[Cut to a dentist patient nervously sitting in a dentist chair.]
Booger: [Narrating.] Suddenly, mixing was like…
[Tuth walks in, holding a hand mirror and wrench, with Skrubz following.]
Tuth: Open wide! [The patient opens his mouth, as Tuth crawls into it, grabbing at a tooth.]
Booger: [Narrating.] ...like pulling teeth. Nobody wanted to go to the dentist.
[Tuth fully goes into the patient’s mouth, as he struggles. He then jumps out of it, holding a baby tooth in the wrench as the patient sits dazed, and walks away.]
Dentist Patient: [Dazed, standing up.] Well, at least I didn’t have to mix. Ohh! [Falls off the chair.]
[Cut to Mixopolis’ city line, as it goes black and white.]
Booger: [Narrating.] Even the color seemed to be draining out of the city.
[Pull back to the cityscape on a television that Squiddo is watching. He changes the channel to Screeno.]
Screeno: The forecast is bleak -- black and white with scattered gray and possible sepia-tones.
[Cut to the news studio. Camsta and Myke are recording Screeno, with Kuekard in front of Screeno. His words show up as Screeno says them.]
Screeno: Cut. Who writes this stuff? It’s so grim. Whatever happened to those happy, colorful stories we used to do?
[Cut to the skyline of Mixopolis.]
Booger: [Narrating.] I don't know. It all seemed pretty...bleak. But I knew there was somebody who could set the city right again.
[As a siren wails in the distance, the skyline fades into a comic book style. The silhouettes of the Nindjas are on a building. Cut to a panel of them standing on the building. Cut to another panel of the bank being broken out of with an alarm blaring, and two Spikel crooks running out of it, laughing evilly and holding bags of money.]
♪ Go, go, go, Mighty Nindjas ♪
♪ Comin' together to fight for what's right everywhere ♪
There's Cobrax! [Cobrax: Gotcha!]
And Spinza! [Spinza: Oh, yeah!]
And Mysto! [Mysto: The power is within us all. Until we return, it is up to all Mixels to preserve the balance.]
Cobrax: With color.
Spinza: Diversity.
Mysto: And mixing.
Nindjas: Max!
[The three of them grab onto a cubit, turning into the Nindjas Max, which holds onto the two Spikel crooks. The Nindjas Max leaps into the night.]
Nindjas Max: Nindja-a-a-as!
[Cut to the comic being held by Booger. Zabo, Blip, and Scrud are circled around him.]
Booger: And with that, the Nindjas disappeared into the night.
Scrud: Oh, man, that’s good.
Blip: Well, where’d they go?
Booger: They’ll be back. Trust me.
Zabo: Um, you know they’re not real, don’t you? The Nindjas are just comic-book characters.
Booger: Don’t even say that. You know, you want them to hear? They just went away, you know, to center themselves and to gather strength.
[Cut to outside a vending machine, where a Muncho is pressing a button. When nothing comes out, he starts to pound on the machine, as it swings open like a door, with Booger holding onto a soda and walking off, with the others following him.]
Munchstache: Huh?
Booger: [Opening the soda.] Even Nindjas need to decompress.
Munchstache: [Angrily.] Hey! That’s my soda!
[Cut to the sidewalks of Mixopolis, as Mixels leer at the four of them through windows. Posters of the I-Cubit are seen on the walls. Various Mixels are arguing in the background.]
Booger: Besides, that was Issue 3, "The Disappearance." Issue 4 is "The Return of the Nindjas."
Fridjerk: [Blows a raspberry.] Pbht! No way!
Boldurr: Yeah? You and what Mixel?
[Cut to two Nixels applying I-Cubit posters to the walls. The kids walk behind them and stop.]
Scrud: Whoa, dude. What’s gotten into everybody?
Booger: How could they let themselves be taken in by this negative corporate shilling?
[Cut to one of the Nixels applying the poster. Booger walks up to him.]
Booger: Whatcha doing, fella?
Nixel: [Pointing to the poster.] Nix, nix, nix! Nix, nix! [Walks off.]
Booger: All this negativity. My town is losing its mojo.
[Cut to an apartment building, where one of the windows is bursting out flames. Cut to Mixels looking at it in fear as the four kids run towards the building.]
Booger: Whoa! A fire! Come on!
[Cut to The MCFD running to the scene.]
Splasho: Coming through! Beep, beep! Make way!
[Cut to a Mixie Cat in one of the buildings, screeching in fear. Cut to the owner on the streets.]
Wintrifred: Boopsy! Ohh! [Grows weak and faints.]
[Static feed cut to the Newzers.]
Screeno: A high-rise fire threatens the life of one poor little Mixie Cat, who was left behind in the rush for safety.
[Cut to two Nixels sitting on a bench, laughing evilly at the sight. Cut to the kids going through the crowd to get to the front.]
Booger: Man, that’s scary!
Zabo: Um, wouldn’t this be a good time for those Nindjas to show up?
[Cut to Aquad flying through the smoke, coughing.]
Aquad: Smoke’s too thick! I’m coming down!
[Aquad lands next to Splasho.]
Splasho: [Lisping.] I’d save him myself if I could just get up there.
[Splasho starts to sob as Hydro pops up.]
Hydro: Never fear. Reinforcements are here. But it could be a little high for this ladder.
[Cut to the Mixie Cat meowing in fear. Cut back to the MCFD, the Fire Chief runs in, holding a Cubit.]
Fire Chief: Uh, quick, use this cubit to max and save that poor, little Mixie Cat.
Aquad: A cubit? You kidding?
Splasho: Cubits are old technology, chief.
[The MCFD starts to laugh.]
Hydro: I’m not gonna mix with these doofuses.
Aquad: I’ll knock you down a rung.
Splasho: Yeah!
[Cut to a group of Nixels at the bench, still laughing. Cut to the Mixie Cat, still screeching in fear. Cut to Booger.]
Booger: Nindjas, where are you? [Sighs.]
[Cut to the Nindjas leaping onto the roof a building.]
Spinza: That don’t smell like barbecue.
[Cut to Kuffs rushing into the crowd, as they back up.]
Kuffs: It could be coming down any minute.
Booger: Come on, you guys.
[Booger and the others run off. Cut back to the Mixie Cat, yelping in fear and nervousness. A blast of flames shoots behind him, causing him to jump out of the window.]
Mixie Cat: Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meoooooow!
[Cut back to the Nindjas.]
Nindjas: Let’s max! [The three of them touch the cubit, forming the Nindjas Max.]
Nindjas Max: Nindjas, go! [Jumps off the building.]
[Cut to the Mixie Cat falling, as the Nindja Max follows him, his tongue grabbing the cat by his back. He then soars off and gently places the Mixie Cat onto the sidewalk. Booger runs into the scene.]
Booger: [Gasps.] Nindjas! [The Max flies off as the others come into the scene.] Did you see it?
Scrud: See what?
Booger: The Nindjas rescued the Mixie Cat. I told you they were real.
[The cat owner rushes into the scene.]
Wintrifred: Boopsy!
Mixie Cat: [Meows in happiness.]
[Cut to the Nindjas Max leaping onto a building ledge. The max splits and the Nindjas land on the ledge and look down. Cut to the MCFD, still arguing, as the Fire Chief throws away the cubit in annoyance.]
Aquad: I’ve got better things to do than to mix with you.
[Cut back to the Nindjas.]
Spinza: Why didn’t they just mix and put out the fire?
[Cut back to the MCFD and the crowd.]
Aquad: Yeah? Well, I fly better solo.
Splasho: Aah, you guys are all wet!
[The building crumbles into ashes, as the MCFD turns around.]
MCFD: Huh?
[Cut back to the MCFD]
Aquad: Anyhow, I was saying there’s no “we” in team.
[Cut back to the Nindjas.]
Mysto: Someone is draining this city’s will to mix.
Cobrax: Yeah, but who?
Mysto: The answer is written on walls.
[Cut to the kids looking at a poster.]
Booger: “No is the answer”? [Stammers.] What was the question? [Turns around, noticing evil laughter.] Hey, what’s with those guys?
[Cut to a larger group of Nixels laughing on the bench. Cut back to Booger.]
Booger: Now, where have I seen them before?
[Pan up the building, where the Nindjas are on the ledge.]
Spinza: Hey, what’s with those guys?
Cobrax: Hmm. They call themselves Nixels.
Mysto: Nixels? That name sounds familiar.
[Mysto forms an aura ball, which spreads out into the air. Various pictures of Nixels are shown, as he slides through them.]
Mysto: Ah, here it is. Nixels. It seems we have met before. [He stops at a picture of the Nindjas Max against King Nixel] King Nixel. Now, what brings you to Mixopolis?
[Fade to a large black skyscraper in Mixopolis.]
Major Nixel: [Offscreen, laughing.] Good news, your heinousness!
[Cut to inside the building, where Major Nixel is entering via an elevator door, walking towards King Nixel.]
Major Nixel: Our Nixels have infiltrated every corner of the city. [Trips and falls on his face, but stands back up.]
King Nixel: I’ve dreamt of this day ever since my Nixel Scouts discovered Mixopolis, that gleaming city full of colors and mixing.
[Fade to a crumbling black wall encircling Mixopolis, where multiple Nixels rush out of. Fade back to King Nixel, starting to steam.]
King Nixel: At first I was determined to destroy Mixopolis, but then, I thought, "Why not make the Mixel city my own?
Major Nixel: And how will you pull that off, your pushiness?
King Nixel: Through a fiendish technique I call saturation advertising.
[Cut to the window of the building, where King Nixel and Major Nixel are looking outward.]
King Nixel: We’ll give them a product no Mixel can do without.
[Cut to a poster of the I-Cubit, where a Mixel is holding two of the Cubits.]
King Nixel: The I-Cubit! Almost identical to the Mixel Cubit. [The poster transforms into a broken-up Mixel, still holding the Cubits. The text “because…mixing is MESSY” is on the poster.] Where the cubit promotes harmonious mixing, our I-Cubit promotes conflict! Every Mixel will want one.
Major Nixel: Brilliant, your flatulence!
King Nixel: First, we must convince them to trade in their old color cubits.
Major Nixel: I’ll get right on it. [Runs off.]
King Nixel: Get me every last cubit in Mixopolis!
[Cut to a lineup of Mixels at an I-Cubit device. Nixels on hoverboards and wearing turtlenecks ride past.]
Booger: [Narrating.] Every Mixel in the city was lined up, happy to turn in their dependable, old color cubits for the hip, cool I-Cubit.
[Static feed to the Newzers reporting, as Mixels walk behind.]
Screeno: This is Screeno, your news Mixel on the street. You, sir. [Points and walks towards a Muncho.] Why would you trade color for black and white?
Munchstache: It’s simplicity, man.
[Cut to Crunchee.]
Crunchee: It’s transcendent.
[Cut to Squiddo.]
Squiddo: It’s totally chic.
[Cut to Screeno.]
Screeno: What about mixing?
[Cut to Brohawk.]
Brohawk: I don’t miss it.
[Cut to Combustor.]
Combustor: Mixing is a drag.
[Cut to Wott.]
Wott: Mixing is just too messy. You know what I mean?
[Cut to Screeno.]
Screeno: So there you have it. This is Screeno signing off.
[Static feed cut to the back of the line. The four kids walk up to it, Booger is holding a rainbow cubit.]
Booger: Excuse me, but why is everybody waiting in line?
Frazzled Mixel: We’re gonna trade in our old cubits for the new I-Cubit. [Suddenly deep voice.] I’ve been in line for seven days. [Switches back to normal, his pupil spiraling.] You got any gum?
Booger: Seven days? Last time I checked, that was a week.
Frazzled Mixel: No line is too long for the I-Cubit.
Booger: [Blinks, and notices the line length.] Seriously?
[Cut to a Spikel putting a cubit into the device. A timer dings and he walks over to the other end, struggling to pull out the I-Cubit, which finally comes out.]
Thornee: I got the new I-Cubit! I got the new I-Cubit! [The I-Cubit sparks, as he shivers and his color dulls.] Nix, nix, nix, nix. [Stumbles away in a daze.]
[Cut back to the kids.]
Zabo: Hey, maybe we should turn in our cubit.
Blip: Yeah, let’s get a new one.
Scrud: Come on, Booger.
Booger: Snap out of it! The Nindjas would never give up their colors for some stupid techno-fad. Besides, uh, who wants to live in a world where everything is just black and white?
[Iris onto Major Nixel walking out of the elevator into the hall of the I-Cubit building.]
Major Nixel: They’re lining up in droves to trade their own cubits for the I-Cubit. It’s taken the color right out their jerseys.
King Nixel: And what of the cubits, Major?
Major Nixel: Let me show you where we are right over here at the big counter board.
[The two walk up to a large console with a number board on it.]
Major Nixel: Oh, it looks like we’re 99.999%, sire.
King Nixel: Excellent! Then we’re ready for phase two.
Major Nixel: Oh, that’s a little tricky, your heinousness. One missing cubit can put the kibosh on the whole shebang.
King Nixel: Nonsense, Major! One measly cubit will not stand in the way of my invasion. Now go!
Major Nixel: [Running off, laughing.] At once!
King Nixel: Let the invasion begin! [Laughs evilly as the camera pans out of the window.]
[Cut to the streets of Mixopolis being overrun by Nixels, as the Mixels flee in terror.]
Booger: [Narrating.] And just like that, chaos reigned in Mixopolis. The population, unwilling to mix, were easily overtaken by the hoards of those weird little things.
[Cut to one Mixel being latched onto by Nixels as he runs in a panic. Nurp-Naut runs past, also being chased by Nixels. Twinzy-Twinsy try to run, but are ambushed by a swarm of Nixels that cover them, zombifying them.]
Booger: [Narrating.] Mixels, already weak with no will to mix, became colorless zombies.
[Cut to the skyline of Mixopolis, which fades into black and white.
Booger: [Narrating.] It was horrible. The colorful spirit was drained out of my once-vibrant city.
==Act II==
[Video feed cut to Screeno. Nixels and Mixels run around the background.]
Screeno: Mixopolis is being invaded by these weird, intolerant, little creatures who only see things in black and white. Oh, the mixanity. Oh, hold it.
[Nixels stop behind him. Pan out to the remainder of the Newzers, as a swarm of Nixels chases them off.] 
Screeno: Film at 11:00! Aah!
[Cut to the kids walking down the sidewalk. Phosphee and Lixeon walk past them.]
Booger: Holy Mixels, look at that.
[Cut to swarm of Nixels approaching.]
Booger: We’re being invaded. We better hide.
[The four of them duck into an alleyway. They hide behind boxes as the Nixels pass above them. A truck filled with I-Cubit devices is driving away, with the Nixels following.]
Nixels: Nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix.
Zabo: Hey, what are those weirdos doing?
[Cut to the Nixels unloading the devices.]
Scrud: It looks like they’re unloading barrels of the mixing essence they extracted from the cubits.
[Cut back to the kids.]
Booger: [Gasps.] That’s it! I knew I’d seen them before! Issue 32 of "The Nindja Chronicles." There’s this evil king with thousands of minions called Nixels, and he wants to take over the world, that they hate anything to do with color and mixing.
Scrud: So what did the Nindjas do?
Booger: [Panicked.] I don’t know. It’s in Issue 33. I never got that issue, it’s very rare and hard to find. We got to stop them.
Zabo: Like how?
Booger: Hmm…
[Cut to the kids walking through the alleyway. They stop at some boxes.]
Booger: [Snaps his fingers.] I got an idea.
[Cut to the Nindjas peering from a building ledge.]
Mysto: It appears the Nixels are behind this I-Cubit mystery.
[Cut to the Nixels swarming the streets, with the Nindjas looking down.]
Cobrax: Man, they're poised to take control of the city.
Spinza: Not if we have anything to say about it. What next, Mysto?
Mysto: [Pointing to the I-Cubit building.] That structure is where they seem to be headquartered. That is where we shall make our move.
♪ Go, go, go, Mighty Nindjas ♪
♪ Comin' together to fight for what's right everywhere ♪
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
[Their theme song plays as Mysto throws a grappling hook at the building, and the three zipline to the roof. They climb up the decoration and slip through the window, landing on the ground.]
Nindjas: [In shock.] Huh?
[Cut to a large group of Nixels staring them down, chattering and encircling them.]
Spinza: Sorry, fellas, but I’m afraid we can’t allow you to un-mix Mixopolis.
Mysto: Though you are great in number, you are no match for the Nindjas.
Nixels: Nix! Nix! Nix! Nix!
[The Nixels combine into a large robotic composite, letting out a roar. Cut back to the Nindjas.]
Nixel Amalgamate: Nix!
Mysto: [Throwing a cubit in the air.] Time to max!
Nindjas: [Grabbing onto the cubit] Max!
[The Nindjas Max is formed, brandishing his katanas towards the Nixel beast. He charges at the beast.]
Nindjas Max: Nindjas!
[The Max slices at the hands of the beast, breaking them into Nixels that scatter on the ground. They quickly jump up and reform the hands and start to pound towards the max’s location, while the max continues to slice at it with his swords. The beast falls into a pile, scooping the max up in a Nixel tidal wave, causing it to land on the ground as Nixels rain down on it. The max continues to slice at the Nixels, but is eventually engulfed entirely by them. Static feed cut to Screeno, darkened by some source.]
Screeno: [Whispering.] This is Screeno coming to you from an undisclosed location.
Myke: [Whispering.] Quiet. Someone’s coming.
[Cut to the alleyway. Gobbol is standing in it, as one of his lids open and Screeno peeks out. The kids walk in screen and stop in front of Gobbol, all wearing boxes on their heads.]
Booger: Now, remember, you guys, if anyone asks you anything, just say “Nix”.
Scrud: Nix?
Blip: Nix?
Zabo: Um, ix-nay?
Booger: Better yet, just let me do the talking.
Zabo: Whatever.
[The kids walk off and Screeno ducks back into Gobbol. Cut to the inside of Gobbol.]
Screeno: I smell a story.
Myke: Dude, we’re in a Dumpster.
[Cut to the outside of Gobbol. The Newzers jump out of him and run off.]
Screeno: Come on. We’ve got to follow them.
[Gobbol’s lid slams shut and he closes his eyes. Cut to the kids walking to the front of the I-Cubit building. Pipes of cubit essence flow on the sides of it. They stop for a car to drive past and continue walking. The Newzers follow right behind them, and stop across the street.]
Screeno: It’s the I-Cubit building.
[The Newzers look up at the top decoration. Cut to the kids.]
Scrud: Dude, they have security.
[Cut to two Nixel mechs that step in front of the door.]
Booger: Okay, now, just stay cool and leave it to me.
[The kids stop in front of the mechs.]
Booger: Uh, nix, nix.
Scrud, Blip, and Zabo: Nix, nix.
[The mechs look at each other and step aside, as the doors open. The kids walk through.]
Zabo: [Raises a thumbs up posture.] Nix!
[The doors shut and the mechs shrug at each other. Cut to the interior hallway of the building. Various I-Cubit posters are on the wall as a zombified Mixel walks past, groaning. Cut to an elevator, where two Nixels are waiting. Another zombified Mixel shambles out of it and the two Nixels get in, one standing on the other to press a button.]
Booger: [Offscreen.] Hold it. Hold it.
[The Nixel jumps off the other as the kids board the elevator.]
Booger: Thanks, fella.
[The door closes. Cut to the inside of the elevator. The Nixels stare at the kids suspiciously.]
Zabo: Um, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix.
Nixels: Huh?
[The Nixels gasp in shock. Cut to the exterior of the elevator. The two Nixels exit, giggling, as Scrud, Blip, and Booger glare at Zabo in annoyance.]
Zabo: What? [The others exit the elevator, with Zabo leaving last.] It’s a funny story.
[A zombified Mixel enters the elevator as another walks past. Cut to the room. King Nixel is looking out the window as multiple Nixels walk around. Zombified versions of Mixels stumble around.]
Blip: Wow!
Zabo: Wow!
Scrud: Oh, man, look at this place.
Zabo: [Pointing at King Nixel.] Who’s that guy?
Booger: That’s him. That -- That’s King Nixel. He must be the madman behind this I-Cubit scam. He needs to be stopped.
[Video feed cut to outside of the I-Cubit building, where the Newzers are.]
Myke: We’ll never get past the guards.
Screeno: [Looking up.] Hey, it’s Camsta!
Camsta: [Flying in.] Seems like you guys could use a lift, not to mention our ratings. Grab ahold, I’ll get us in.
[The other Newzers grab onto Camsta’s ski and he lifts them up. Cut to him flying to the decoration on the I-Cubit building. He approaches the top window and opens it.]
Camsta: Huh. How do you like that? Somebody left the door open.
[The Newzers fly onto the rafters of the room. Cut to King Nixel looking at a set of monitors with his airship on the picture.]
King Nixel: Give me a report, Major.
[Cut to the airship flying over the stadium.]
Major Nixel: [Offscreen.] I’m flying high above the fracas. We’re heading for Mixopolis Stadium.
[Cut to Major Nixel and a Nixel’s image on the monitors.]
Major Nixel: We should be able to wrap this up shortly and be back in time for dinner. [Screen cuts to the stadium image.]
[Cut to King Nixel standing next to a Nixel.]
King Nixel: [Laughing.] This city is mine! [Grabs the Nixel by the arms and swings him around.] It’s mine, mine, mine! [Let’s go of the Nixel as it screams and lets him fly off.] Weak-minded Mixels. How easy it was to convince them to give up their cubits. Those fools! [Laughs evilly.]
[Cut to the Newzers. Camsta extends his camera towards King Nixel as his visage shows through the lens. Cut to Mixopolis Stadium, where King Nixel is being shown on the monitors. The Airship flies above the stadium.]
Major Nixel: [Offscreen.] Would you look at that. I can see you on the Jumbotron. [Flies off.]
King Nixel: Huh? What’s that, Major?
[Cut to the inside of the Airship, as Major Nixel and the Nixel look nervous.]
Major Nixel: Uh, nothing, your egregiousness. 
Nixel: Huh?
Major Nixel: Uh, as you were saying...
[Cut to the stadium, where King Nixel is onscreen, as Mixels watch.]
King Nixel: [Chuckles.] Oh, yes, what dolts. [Laughs.] What dimwits!
[Cut to the Mixels in the crowd looking shocked.]
Combustor: Hey, that guy’s a jerk!
[Cut back to the monitor.]
King Nixel: What dunderheads!
[Cut to King Nixel laughing in his lair. Five Nixels come up to him and stack up, the top one whispering to him.]
King Nixel: What? [Cut to him on the Jumbotron.] Really? Um, oh, well. Attack!
[Cut to the team entrance of the stadium. The Reveille fanfare is heard and Nixels swarm out of the doorway, climbing into the stands.]
Nixels: Nix! Nix! Nix! 
[Cut to the crowd screaming as the Nixels envelop them. When they clear, they have all been zombified, groaning. Cut to the lair, where Major Nixel is on the monitors.]
Major Nixel: The stadium has been nixelized.
King Nixel: It’s time to begin phase 3.
Major Nixel: But, your wickedness --
King Nixel: No buts, Major. From now on, Mixopolis will be called Nixopolis!
[Cut to the kids, still wearing the boxes.]
Booger: Oh, yeah? [Throws off his box as the others follow suit and run towards King Nixel.] Well, the Nindjas might have a few words to say about that.
King Nixel: What? Let’s just see what the Nindjas have to say about this.
[An elevator drops onto zombified Twinzy-Twinsy as a Nixel pushes a button on it. Steam exits the door as it opens up. The three Nindjas are in it, all zombified with spirals in their eyes as they stumble out, groaning.]
Booger: Mysto. Spinza. Cobrax. The Nindjas have been nixelized!
King Nixel: Oh, that’s not all. I have succeeded in scamming all of Mixopolis into handing over every last cubit. Then I cleverly reduced the cubits down to their pure liquid essence and reversed the osmosis of their sub-molecular maxillary. Uh, don’t ask me how. [Walks over to a device where an I-Cubit is floating and a monitor shows his plans.] I loaded it all into a super-ballistic missile, which will soon be blasted into the stratosphere and rain back down on Mixopolis, absorbing the entire color spectrum!
Booger: Okay, that’s a little harsh, but Mixopolis is my town. And I won’t let you do it.
King Nixel: What could one small Mixel possibly do to stop me when I have all the cubits? [Laughs evilly.]
Booger: Oh, yeah? [Pulling out his cubit, affecting an Italian accent.] Say hello to my little friend!
King Nixel: What?! You have the last cubit?! Nindjas! Seize him!
[The zombified Nindjas run towards the kids, as they back away and other zombie Mixels follow suit, backing them into the corner.]
Scrud: The Nindjas have been nixelized.
Booger: King Nixel is taking over the city.
Blip: And we’re about to fall off this really high platform to our doom!
Zabo: How do we ever get out of this one?
Booger: I got three words for you -- coordinated group dancing.
Others: Huh?
King Nixel: What?!
[Booger begins dancing and uses the cubit to send the zombified Mixels around them out of their path. Up-tempo dance music begins playing.]
Kids: Ohh! [Snap their fingers, spin around and stop.] Ohh! [Snap their fingers again.]
[The kids begin approaching zombified versions of Spinza and two other Mixels. Booger shoots a rainbow beam at Spinza, coloring him back in and unzombifying him as a result, spinning his katanas as rainbow beams shoot out of them. Booger shoots another rainbow beam, this time at a zombified Cobrax, who is surrounded by two other Mixel zombies, and brings the colorful life back into him as well. Cobrax shoots two beams into the air after holding out his sais. Booger shoots one last beam at a zombified Mysto, surrounded by two other Mixel zombies, and he cheerfully spins his staff in the air and smashes it back down on the ground, shooting color into the air and around the floor. Booger's crew is joined by all three Nindjas he un-nixed and they slowly approach King Nixel, dancing along the way.]
King Nixel: Come on! You've got to be kidding me!
[The Nixels behind him continuously chant "Nix" as he says this and can be seen dancing. Three more zombified Mixels approach the dancing Mixels. Booger spins around and sends a rainbow beam their way, turning them back into colorful Mixels, high fiving each other. They all group together and continue walking in King Nixel's way.]
King Nixel: Mixel zombies!
[Cut to small chamber that opens up; steam exits and fills the air as emotionless and colorless versions of three Mixels walk out of it.]
King Nixel: Attack!
[Another chamber opens up, with steam exiting and three zombified Mixels exit. The protagonists watch as these zombified Mixels approach them groaning, and then dance together before using their powers together to send more beams at the last three to bring their color back, screaming as they are hit with a beam of light.]
Mixels: Hey!
[They use their powers again to save Krog and two other Mixels.]
Mixels: Hey!
[Krog high fives a Muncho Mixel and then a Glorp Corp Mixel, whose hands are covered in slime, and gets slime all over his hands. The team of Mixels form a circle. Booger then walks into the middle and grows into a giant, sending a rainbow liquid beam at King Nixel, but misses. King Nixel screams and runs away with all of the other Nixels there.]
King Nixel: Hey, kid, watch where you point that thing!
[Another splash of color is sent and misses as well, as King Nixel exits the scene. Booger holds a cubit and poses. Cut to King Nixel.]
King Nixel: Nixel minions, amalgamate!
Nixels: Nix! Nix! Nix! Nix!
[The Nixels start to stack together. Cut to the I-Cubit station.]
Mysto: [Offscreen.] Everyone, at the center of the platform.
[The Nindjas leap into screen.]
Mysto: We must replace that control cubit.
[The Nixel amalgamate jumps in front of the control cubit, roaring, causing the Nindjas to vibrate, dazing them, which they snap out of.]
Spinza: I really don’t like this guy.
[The amalgamate roars at the Nindjas. Cut to Booger, holding his cubit.]
Booger: Nindjas, heads up!
[He throws his cubit towards them, which Mysto catches.]
Spinza and Cobrax: Hey, it’s a cubit.
Nindjas: Let’s max!
[All three touch the cubit, maxing them.]
Nindjas Max: [Still holding the cubit.] Time to party, you big, hulking piece of --
[Booger runs past.]
Booger: I’m going long!
Nindjas Max: Booger!
[Booger runs and pants towards the control station, dodging the fist of the amalgamate and running between its legs. He whistles towards the Nindjas Max.]
Booger: I’m open!
[The Nindjas Max throws the cubit, which flies between the legs of the amalgamate, which Booger catches.]
Booger: Got it!
King Nixel: No, no, no! Stop him, you fools!
[The amalgamate turns around towards Booger.]
Booger: Yikes!
[The Nindjas Max starts charging towards the amalgamate and slices through its back, scattering the Nixels down corridor bottom.]
Booger: Oy! There goes the neighborhood.
[The zombified Nixels start to swarm the now-unmaxed Ninjas and Booger.]
Mysto: Hurry, Booger, swap those cubits! Nindja!
[Booger heads towards to the control panel cubit as Mysto hits a zombified Mixel with his staff. Cut to Spinza spiraling his katanas as a zombified Mixel starts to approach him.]
Spinza: Time to scramble a few bad eggs. [Spirals his body, disassembling the zombified Mixel.]
[Cut to Cobrax being approached by a zombified Gummo.]
Cobrax: Go ahead, Booger. [Pokes a Mixel zombie in the eye with his tail.] We got you covered. [Spins one of his sais casually.]
Liftoff Announcer: 10…
[Booger shoves the I-Cubit off of the platform and places the rainbow cubit on it.]
King Nixel: Not good, no!
Liftoff Announcer: ...9...
[The cubit starts to shine as the zombified Mixels still approach and the Nindjas react in fear. A blast of light shines throughout the console, hitting the zombified Mixels as they scream and restoring their colors. The countdown continues as it cuts to King Nixel.]
King Nixel: Sayonara, Booger! 
Nixels: Nix.
[King Nixel pushes a button, a buzzer blares.]
Booger: W-What?! No! No! Aah!
[The rocket top screws on top of the cubit and Booger.]
Mixels: Booger!
Liftoff Announcer: ...5...
King Nixel: [Evil laughing.] Gotcha! Thought you could thwart my plans, well? 
Liftoff Announcer: ...4..
King Nixel: Time for a little ride.
Liftoff Announcer: ...2...1...
[Cut to outside the building, which starts to shake and opens in half, releasing the rocket.]
King Nixel: [Laughs.] This is it!
Liftoff Announcer: ...Zero.
[The rocket is fully out in the open. The boosters start up and the rocket launches off. Cut to King Nixel.]
King Nixel: [Laughing, tears coming out of his eyes.] Mixopolis is finished!
[Cut to the rocket, then towards a crowd of Mixels looking onward towards it.]
Mixels: [Variously.] Oh, no! What are we gonna do? We’re all doomed!
[Cut to the rocket flying it the air. Cut to a Frosticon parent and her children.]
Mixel Parent: My babies! [Covers the eyes of her children.]
[Cut to the rocket still flying. Cut back to King Nixel.]
King Nixel: [Laughs.] Top of the world, ma! [A malfunction sign starts to flash on the screen of the monitor, with an alarm buzzing.] Huh? Uh, what? What’s happening?
[Cut to the rocket, which suddenly explodes. Cut back to King Nixel.]
King Nixel: No-o-o-o-o-o!
[Cut back to the explosion site. Cubit essence suddenly starts to pour out from it, scattering in the town. It slowly spreads onto the buildings, bringing color back to it.]
Mixel Parent: We’re saved!
[Cut to three Nixels taunting Boldurr and Combustor, who are still zombified. Suddenly, a blast of color hits them, returning them and the scenery back to normal.]
Combustor: Hey, what happened?
Boldurr and Combustor: We’re back! Time to get Mixel!
[The two split up and chase the Nixels off. Cut to the color spreading again. Cut to zombified Thornee, Hurtz, and Voltz, who is holding an I-Cubit. Three Nixels stand in front of them. A blast of color flies past them, returning them and the scenery back to normal, along with the cubit.]
All three: Huh? Aah! Max!
[The three of them Max, shooting electric beams from their hands at the Nixels, who run off. Cut to the stadium, where the Airship is still hovering. A beam of color spreads over it, landing in the stadium and spilling out, returning it back to normal. Inside, the zombified Mixels are returned back to normal, as they look around and chatter in confusion, and then start to cheer.]
Mixels: Hey! We’re back!
Nixels: Nix, nix.
[Nixels are heard as they all turn towards three Nixels walking down the stairs, one with a paper hat and holding a popcorn tray, another holding a drink and a hot dog. They run off in fear when the Mixels see them.]
Mixels: Let’s get them! [Start shouting and running after the Nixels.]
[Cut to the remainder of the stadium being filled with color. Cubits pop into the hands of Mixels and they cheer. Cut to the inside of the Airship, where Major Nixel and the Nixel look on in shock.]
Nixel: Huh?
Major Nixel: I don’t know about you, but I think we got a couple of weeks vacation coming.
[Cut to the Airship, which flies off.]
Major Nixel: [Offscreen.] Next stop -- Rancho Cucamonga!
[Cut to the Sea Dawg rolling through the streets, chasing a hoard of Nixels while its front cannon goes off. Sharx and Skulzy are on board.]
Sharx: Avast there! 
Skulzy: You scurvy dogs!
[Cut to King Nixel.]
King Nixel: No! No! All of my glorious plans are crumbling to --
[A wave of color hits him and two of the Nixels. They slowly turn rainbow colored.]
King Nixel: What?! No! No! [The three start to shout and dance uncontrollably.] Holy Nixels! I’ve been…Mixellized!
[Cut to the back of King Nixel’s head. A hatch is kicked out of the back of his head, and his true form, still in black and white, steps out and onto the shoulders of his fake self.]
King Nixel: [Now high pitched.] That's it. I’m out of here! Whoo-hoo-hoo! [Laughs and jumps off of the shoulders onto the ground, where a micro spaceship is waiting for him. He jumps into it, as the engine stalls.] Come on! Come on! [A blast of flames shoots out of the back and it zooms off.] I know I said this once before, but really, really, you haven’t seen the last of me!
[Cut to a bug zapper-like Mix hanging in the base. The ship crashes into it, disintegrating.]
King Nixel: [Voice offscreen, pained.] Okay, maybe you have!
[The Mix breaks apart, revealing Slusho and Tungster, who both giggle. Cut to outside of the I-Cubit building, where tons of Mixels are rushing out, cheering. Piles of Nixels are on the ground, and the groups meet in the park.]
Mixels: Hooray! Mixopolis is saved!
[The Mixels cheer and celebrate. Cut to Zabo, Blip, and Scrud.]
Scrud: Well, well, what about Booger?
Blip: He’s gone.
[Zabo, Blip, and Scrud start to sob.]
Zabo: Poor Booger.
[Pan to the Nindjas.]
Mysto: Indeed, poor Booger. He saved us all.
[Cut to the group of Mixels, all sobbing. Cut back to the trio, the crowd gasps.]
Scrud: [Pointing upwards.] Hey, look, I think that shining star is Booger looking down on us.
[Cut to a glowing star in the sky, which grows bigger. Cut to the crowd of Mixels, who gasp. Cut back to the star, as Booger parachutes down with a rainbow trail.]
Scrud: [Offscreen.] No, wait! It’s -- It’s Booger!
[Cut to Booger parachuting down.]
Mixels: [Offscreen.] Hooray! [Cut to the crowd cheering, chanting "Booger!".]
[Booger lands near his friends.]
Blip: You saved Mixopolis!
Zabo: You made it!
[His friend group hug him.]
Scrud: Oh, dude, you’re the Mixel.
[The four break their group hug.]
Booger: Thanks, guys.
[The four laugh. Cut to the Nindjas. Mysto is holding a comic book.]
Mysto: You have shown much courage, young Booger. [Walks up to him and gives him the comic book.] This is our gift for you.
Scrud: Ohh!
Booger: Gee, it's Issue 33, “Return of the Nindjas” Original Edition! No way!
Cobrax: With one small addendum.
[Booger opens the comic book to the end, which shows panels of him holding a Cubit, an explosion, him zapping a Nixel, and him looking triumphant.]
Kids: Whoa! Booger Saves Mixopolis! Yeah!
Mysto: And always remember the Code of the Nindja.
Cobrax: With color...
Spinza: ...diversity....
Mysto: ...and mixing.
Spinza: It’s the Nindja way, man.
[Cut to a pile of Nixels, moaning. The Trashoz wheel in beeping, with Compax eating some and throwing some behind for Gobbol to eat. One lone Nixel is left, which Sweepz eats up. Static feed cut to Screeno.]
Screeno: And that’s how one small Mixel saved Mixopolis.
[Static feed cut to the skyline of Mixopolis.]
Booger: [Narrating.] You see, sometimes one small Mixel is all it takes. Yep, Mixopolis is my town and always will be.
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