The Resucers Down Under (1990): Enter Percival C. McLeach

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*(The vine breaks, and Cody falls into the ground. As the truck opens, Joanna growled.)
*Cody: Aaaaaaah!
*Percival C. McLeach: Well, Joanna, what'd we get today? A dingo, a fat old razorback, or a nice big... boy? (See the Cody on the botton, he gets noticed, he kicks off Joanna.) Joanna, you been diggin' holes out here again?! (mumbling to himself) Dumb lizard always tryin' to bury squirrels out here.
*Cody: Uh-uh, it's a trap, and poaching's against the law.
*Percival C. McLeach: Trap?!  Where'd you get an idea like that?  Boy, I think you've been down in that hole for too long. (he holds his gun out so that Cody can grab it) Well, come on. Grab a hold. (then Cody gets out of the pit hole) We'll get you out of this little ol' lizard hole and you can just run along home.
*Joanna: (snarled)
*Cody: This is a poacher's trap, and you're a poacher--! (Joanna attacks Cody. McLeach shrieking and falls into the hole. Before we gun goes off.) Let go! Hey, get off me!
*Percival C. McLeach: (groaned) I'm gonna kill her. (climbing out of the hole) I'm gonna kill that dumb, slimey, egg-sucking salamander!
*Cody: Cut it out, get off of me!
*Percival C. McLeach: (picking up the gun, he points it Joanna looking around the gun scope. Too late, McLeach grabs Cody and the backpack with Marahute's feather.) Hmmm.... good girl Joanna. (Joanna looks up and then grins happily.) Say where'd you get this pretty feather boy?
*Cody: It was a present.
*Percival C. McLeach: Oh, that's real nice. Who gave it to ya?
*Cody: It's a s-secret.
*Percival C. McLeach: That's no secret boy, you see, (menacing) I already got the father! (then slashing to the throat, Cody was worried). He, he he! You just tell me
*where mama and those little EGGS ARE!
*Cody: (still breaks free, before we take it off the backpack) NO!!
*Percival C. McLeach: Joanna, sick 'em! (Joanna goes to chase after Cody, as Cody runs off and then he stopped by Crocodile Falls. He drops the Cody's knife. Then McLeach stamps Cody's arm.) You're comin' with me boy!
*Cody: My Mom'll call the Rangers!
*Percival C. McLeach: Oh, no! Not the rangers, what'll I do? What'll I do?! Don't let your mom call the rangers, please don't!!  (Joanna laughs. McLeach laughs as he tosses Cody's backpack into the river) My poor baby boy got eaten by the crocodiles! Boo-hoo-hoo! Let's go boy!
*Cody: (Before the gets locked, for your McLeach's cage) Help! Help!
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