Alexthehunted

Alexander "Alex" Hall, better known online as alexthehunted, is an English YouTuber known for reviews on kaiju movies, and occasionally gaming content. His content mostly consists of Godzilla, but he also does videos on King Kong, Gamera, and other famous movie monsters.
==The Wheel of Kaiju==
When Alex does his reviews, he will typically have have a spinner at the end of his videos known as "The Wheel of Kaiju" that is filled with Kaiju movies. Whatever the spinner lands on will be the movie he reviews next.
==Quotes==
*"And with that out of the way let's head back to the wheel, and I'll see you guys again when I review," (spinner lands on Godzilla vs Megalon) "Ah shit."
*"And with that out of the way let's head back to the wheel, and I'll see you guys again when I review," (spinner lands on Gamera Super Monster) "Oh. Oh God no."
*"Oh my God this scene is so stupid, reality is tearing itself apart, what's going to happen to us."
*"So yes, Godzilla can fly."
*... Hi... You know I haven't washed or shaved since I watched this movie... Yeah... And I watched it 5 times for this review."
*"If I talk like I'm constantly out of it makes be sound like a little girl I guess."
*"Uh, kid, you're in a dream. You can fly."
*"And with that out of the way let's head back to the wheel, and I'll see you guys again when I review," (spinner lands on King Kong) "Ha. The original King Kong. A good movie. I will finally get to see where all this Kaiju stuff basically started. Yeeeeeeees!"
*"And then they find, for a lack of a better term, a giant bird shit."
*"My wide angle and close up shows serious I am."
*"Back with Bird Girl they come up with a plan to capture the Gayoses by trapping them in a baseball stadium. Or to challenge them to a game of baseball. I mean, hey, if Steven Universe and Dragon Ball Super can do it, why can't this movie anyway?
*"That's a lot of meat."
*"Hey we made these monster and their kind of just you know killing us all, so I've got a plan. We make another monster to kill those monsters. What do we do with the monster that we just made to kill those monsters? We'll figure that out later.
*"The government decided to roll up their finest stock footage to hunt for Gamera."
*"And with that out of the way let's head back to the wheel, and I'll see you guys again when I review," (spinner lands on Godzilla's Revenge) "Oh. Oh no. It's time. The one Godzilla movie that nobody likes. The one Godzilla movie that has the worst monsters in it. The one Godzilla movie that is just nothing but stock footage. The worst Godzilla movie ever made. See you guys next time, for Godzilla's Revenge. Even the title on the DVD box is wrong."
*"Now the year is 1995. I was 2 years old, Bill Clinton was president, Toy Story came out, and Sailor Moon premiered in America, but none of that mattered, because Toho were going to kill off Godzilla."
*"So this means we're still screwed huh?"
*"Hello everybody, it's me alexthehunted and I have broken into votesaxon07's house."
*"You heard it right folks, a black hole gun. The Japanese military have managed to weaponize the most powerful thing in the universe."
*"We cut to three months later when we see AHH..."
*"If I, keep talking, like this, they, won't, figure out that I am, just, making this up, as I go along. I'm also, Captain Kirk. Spock."
*"Oh please, what kind of disaster can a black hole gun cause?"
*"And as you know, it's standard to bring a rocket with you when you go on a picnic."
*"The paddling boat, no it was awesome and it sacrificed itself, truly we have lost a great hero."
*"And the military just know the drill by now as they deploy all their stock footage to meet the monster and try and stop it, but we all know how well that will go."
*"So after blowing up all the military, Megalon goes for a play, skipping along the ground and goofing around. Remember, this is Seatopia's God. This is your God people."
*"Hey can I barrow Gigan, your cybernetic monster? Sure thing, here's the keys."
*"Also Megalon, having no one to follow is having a bit of a freak-out. This is your God."
*"Meanwhile, the stock footage of Gigan has arrived."
*"Yep, a robot with an AI can get dizzy."
*"This is up there is Godzilla flying as the most ridiculous move Godzilla can do. How the hell can he do this? I have no idea. Physics is just Godzilla's bitch."
*"It's just so insane, that you feel like you're already on drugs."
*"So our movie actually begins with a oh God it's a kid that loves Godzilla. Did they mix it up with the Gamera script again?"
*"Ah yes, the classic Godzilla theme, only it's played by a guy who's never heard the theme before, and the sheet music must've been dropped in a puddle."
*"And with that out of the way let's head back to the wheel, and I'll see you guys again when I review," (spinner lands on Godzilla vs Hedorah) "Godzilla vs Hedorah. Grrreeaaaat."
*"Alright everyone, I'm the wife of the happy family of one of the main characters in the first 10 minutes of this film, so it's time for me to go and die."
*"It better not be my dad cooking meth again."
*"We came to see Godzilla, not the people he steps on."
*"Well uhh, they want to, how can I put this? Uhh, lay waste to her city. He wants to fire his beam into, oh forget it. He just wants to have sex with her and make baby Mutos."
*"Ahh, those two are in love. Isn't this scene just so adorable? When those baby Mutos hatch they're going to kill us all."
*"Godzilla wins. Fatality."
*"So with Godzilla defeating his prey, he passes out on the west coast pier."
*"That's right. I'm Godzilla. I'm the king of the monsters. I can take down anything. A giant butterfly. A three headed space dragon. A robotic version of me. I can take you all. King Kong ain't got shit on me."
*"Hello everybody, it's me alexthehunted and today we're looking at the final ever Godzilla movie that was ever made. Until Godzilla 2014 came out. Ok, so today we're looking at the final Godzilla movie that was made by Toho. Until Godzilla's Resurgence comes out later this year, but ok, today we're just looking at Godzilla: Final Wars."
*"No I don't think he's gone, I think he's dead."
*"Anyway, as this fight scene goes on you kind of miss one thing that's king of important to a movie. It hasn't shown up in the first 15 minutes of this movie. You know, oh what's it called again. Oh yes that's right, plot.
*"And as you can tell by this scene, there is absolutely no way that these two will become a romantic couple by the end of this movie."
*"The only reason I can kind of see this scene being in this movie is because one of the toys he's playing with looks like a turtle. A turtle monster. Hmmm. And lets take a look and see what happens." (The turtle gets thrown in a fireplace). "I don't know about you but that roar coming from that turtle monster sounds very familiar, almost like has just Toho sent out a challenge."
*"Oh that right I forgot, Ebirah is one hell of a weak monster."
*"I'M ACTIIIIIING!"
*"This is also where we get the infamous scene of Godzilla playing football. Nice to see the king play the world's game of football, oh wait sorry I forgot. Being British where it's called football I'm not supposed to call it football because all of you Americans who commented on the last time I said football when it's supposed to be called soccer because Americans dominate everything really your version of football has really little to do with football, it's more run with the ball, and we have a game like that in the UK. It's called rugby, but no. I'm supposed to make due with you Americans because everyone else calls it football but you guys have to call it soccer, and you get up under your comments going 'oh it's called soccer and we're all Americans so we know everything, and you're all idiots bla bla bla bla we're going to elect Donald Trump as our president' fucking Christ let me call it football."
*"Hahahaha Mothra killed so many people hahahah."
*"Oh Mothra, the good holy Mothra, here to save us all has killed thousands."
*"Sorry for everyone I killed, but you know, you took may fairies so you know death to you all."
*"Goodbye. Goodbye mass murderer, goodbye."
==Trivia==
*Alex has dyslexia.
==References==
Category:Gaming YouTubers
Category:Reaction YouTubers
Category:Review YouTubers
Category:English YouTubers
Category:Users who joined in 2010