A Christmas Cockerel

A Christmas Cockerel is the 49th episode of Wait Wut and the 9th episode of season three.
== Transcript ==
(The short opens with Squidward relaxing in his bathtub.) 
Squidward: Finally, peace and quiet and last. It's just me, myself and a nice warm and relaxing bubble ba- 
(We see Patrick running towards SpongeBob's house through the window.) 
Patrick: SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! 
Squidward: Well Squiddy, they were going to start sooner or later. 
(We hear SpongeBob's door open.) 
SpongeBob: (off-screen) What's the problem? 
Patrick: (off-screen) Do you remember my pet cockerel? 
(Squidward's eyes widen.) 
Squidward: Huh? 
SpongeBob: (off-screen) You mean the one in that unfunny short in the first season that no one reading remembers because of how unfunny it was like every other episode in this show? 
Patrick: (off-screen) Yeah! Well… it's gone missing! 
(We hear Patrick crying.) 
Squidward: Oh no! But that can't have been- Why would Patrick let it wander into my lawn? 
Patrick: (off-screen) Last I saw him he was wandering over to Squidward's lawn! 
Squidward: (sigh) I have to tell them. 
(Cut to SpongeBob comforting Patrick. Squidward approaches them wearing a bathrobe.) 
SpongeBob: There, there. I'm sure we'll find him! 
Squidward: (sweating) Uh… guys? I, uh, have a confession. 
SpongeBob: What is it? 
Squidward: I- uh… (breaks down into tears) Okay, it was me! I took the cockerel! 
Patrick: NO!!! HOW COULD YOU?! 
Squidward: I'm sorry! I was so hungry! 
Patrick: YOU ATE MY BEST FRIEND! YOU MONSTER! 
Squidward: I should have just done my Christmas food shopping myself! 
(Cut to an employee at a supermarket checkout.) 
Employee: Next! 
(Patrick's cockerel pushes a shopping cart towards the checkout.) 
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