Cookie Monster and Kermit

Picture	Summary / First Appearance 	Description
 	Kermit's W Lecture Episode 0001 	Kermit the Frog talks about the letter W, as Cookie Monster attempts to eat it. 
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 	More and Less Episode 0004 	Cookie Monster drinks both of Kermit's glasses of milk, which he was going to use to explain "more" and "less". When Kermit insults Cookie Monster, several of Cookie Monster's monster pals gang up on Kermit, prompting him to point out that now there are more monsters and less frogs. Some of the monsters besides Cookie were Beautiful Day Monster, Snerk, and an unnamed Splurge-like monster.
 	Kermit's letter B lecture Episode 0006 	Kermit tries to present a lecture about the letter B, but Cookie Monster eats the bottom of the B and turns it into an R. Kermit talks about the R, but then Cookie Monster snacks some more, and makes it a P. Kermit tries to go on, but the monster keeps eating, making it into an F, and then an I, and then nothing at all. Kermit chides Cookie Monster for ruining his lesson. Cookie Monster gives Kermit a kiss, then exits.
 	Kermit's Rectangle Lecture Episode 0017 	Kermit talks about rectangles. Cookie Monster destroys Kermit's rectangle, explaining: "It's a wreck, and it's a tangle!"
 	Same and Different Episode 0018 	Kermit talks about "same" by showing two identical rectangles. Cookie Monster eats one of them, making them different. Then Cookie Monster eats the second rectangle and it becomes the same again (except that the first one is "delicious" and the other one is "yucky"). Two different takes of this sketch were used on the show.
 	Some, More, and Most Episode 0022 	Kermit teaches some, more and most with jars of jellybeans, which Cookie Monster proceeds to eat. Kermit replaces them with jars of marbles. Cookie Monster tries eating them too, but hurts his mouth.
 	K lecture Episode 0044 	Kermit attempts to talk about the letter K again, when Cookie Monster comes by. Kermit tells off Cookie Monster, until he learns that he wants to help him. Kermit talks about K words (including his name), while having Cookie Monster display the items he's mentioning. Finally, Cookie karate-chops the K.
 	Different Feelings Episode 0066 	Kermit wants to talk about happy, sad, and angry. He becomes angry when Cookie Monster eats his styrofoam faces, Cookie Monster becomes sad when Kermit threatens to tell his mother, and Kermit is happy because he was able to do the demonstration without the faces.
 	Full and Empty Episode 0081 	Kermit teaches "full" with a full glass of milk until Cookie Monster drinks it all (with a straw). Disgusted, Kermit complains that he didn’t want to teach "empty", and asks who can talk about the word "full".
 	Sorting Shapes Episode 0094 	Kermit plays a sorting game with squares and circles, until Cookie Monster arrives and takes a bite out of the shapes. Kermit is upset, until he tastes one of them, and he joins Cookie Monster in finishing off the rest!
 	Broken "R"Episode 0129 	Kermit is about to talk about the letter R, until Cookie Monster karate chops one of the legs off, turning it into a P. When Kermit threatens to tell the monster's mommy, Cookie reassembles the broken letter back to the letter "R".
 	Through Episode 0289 	To demonstrate "through", Kermit tries to get Cookie Monster to run through a piece of tissue paper. Instead, Cookie offers other alternatives, ultimately choosing to go around it. He helps Kermit with his demonstration by passing the tissue paper through Kermit.
 	Some, More and Most Episode 0306 	Kermit and Cookie Monster demonstrate the idea of "some, more and most" using three piles of cookies, each one bigger than the one before. Cookie Monster gets his choice of the piles, but he doesn't want "some," "more," or even "most." He wants them all!
 	Monster Test Machine Episode 0320 	Kermit tests Cookie Monster with his new monster testing device. He wants to see if Cookie Monster can figure out how to get the cookie out of the machine. Cookie Monster proceeds to crush the cookie in the contraption into crumbs and pour water on them. But he's delighted with the results -- cookie soup.
 	Sesame Street News Flash: Princess and the Cookie Episode 0417 	Reporter Kermit is at the castle where Cookie Monster plays the princess, who is about to go to bed on top of a stack of ten mattresses, under which is a cookie. Upon lying down, the princess feels it, gets excited, and greedily devours the mattresses.
 	Musical Banana Joke Episode 0553 	Luis has four things lined up in a row--a harmonica, a whistle, a trumpet, and a banana. He tells Kermit that one of these doesn't belong, and Kermit chooses the banana because you can make music with the instruments, but you eat the banana... or so he thinks. Luis blows into the banana and appears to be playing a horn until he reveals he was honking a horn behind his back the whole time. Amused by the trick, they decide to play the same joke on Cookie Monster, but Cookie has a different idea--you eat the harmonica, whistle, and trumpet, and make beautiful music with the banana.This was a remake of a Cookie Monster and Ernie sketch with Luis replacing Gordon (Matt Robinson).
 	Counting to 20 on a Napkin Episode 0619 	Cookie Monster encounters a green napkin. Every time he squeezes the napkin, a new number appears, allowing Cookie to count up to 20. This creeps him out, but what's even more creepy is when Kermit shows up inside the napkin at the end of the bit -- he's also green, after all.
 	Weather Calendar Episode 0619 	Kermit explains how a weather calendar works, with Cookie Monster's assistance. Kermit tells Cookie to place them on the right spot on the weather map. After completing the weather map, Cookie decides to produce sounds of the weather. He pours the contents of a watering can for rain, for wind, blew a few blows of air for wind. Kermit asks what sound sunshine makes, Cookie Monster devours the sun symbol.
 	Sharing a Bicycle Episode 0978 	Cookie Monster and Herry Monster fight over a bicycle, and Kermit gets them to share it. They cooperate, and devour it together.
 	Kermit Demonstrates the Number 5 Episode 1200 	Kermit tests two blindfolded monsters and asks them which number they're feeling. Herry Monster is the first to guess what the number is, and minus his blindfold describes how he figured out the number was a 5 and in the process breaks it into pieces. Cookie Monster attempts to feel the number and after Kermit tells him that he can't because it's broken, he proceeds to devour the pieces and tells Kermit it's a five. When Kermit asks Cookie how he could tell, Cookie says, "It taste like a 5!"
center 	Sesame Street News Flash: Baby Monster Day Care Center Episode 1322	Kermit, doing a "slow-breaking human interest story," asks monsters at a daycare center what they want to be when they grow up, and every time they tell him, he rewards them with a cookie. Cookie Monster, posing as a baby ("Cry cry cry, sniffle sniffle sniffle"), claims he wants to be an orthodontist. However, Kermit gets wise to Cookie's scheme and instead rewards him with a wind-up toy pair of false teeth.
center 	Beginning, Middle, and End with a Cookbook Episode 1352 	Kermit describes the beginning, middle and end using a cookbook with assistance from Cookie Monster.
 	Describing a Telephone Episode 1422 	Kermit describes a black rotary dial telephone that is skinny in the middle, has a round base, and a big circle with a lot of little circles, and has cords at the back. Meanwhile Cookie Monster describes the same telephone and adds that it is delicious.
 	Cookie Monster's poem on Galoshes Episode 1626 	Kermit instructs Cookie Monster to recite a poem, and reminds him that he promised not to do a poem about cookies. Cookie Monster decides to recite a poem about galoshes instead, but despite his best efforts, the poem ends with a line about cookies.
 	Sesame Street News Flash: First Day of Monster SchoolEpisode 1628 	Kermit reassures kindergarten student Cookie Monster that there's no need to be afraid on the first day of school. As he's about to leave, the teacher mistakes him for a student and tells him to sit down.
center 	Sesame Street News Flash: Little Red Cookie Hood Episode 1676 	Cookie Monster portrays Little Red Riding Hood. He brings cookies for his sick grandmother, but Kermit tells him that sick people should have healthy foods.
 	Mystery Box Episode 2307 	Kermit explains to the viewers that he put something in a box, and whoever guessed what was in the box could keep what is in the box. Cookie Monster comes along and guesses it's a cookie, but it's not. After three guesses, Kermit tells Cookie Monster that there's an orange in the box. At the end, Cookie Monster ends up getting a cookie anyway.
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