Alex

== Overview ==
Alex is a little bitch. She is addicted to sims, Minecraft, and cats. She has really sadness. She is known as the bitch cat girl. 
== Personality ==
Alex has what we call sadanxiousadhdandmore. She is always saying 'meow' and other irrelavent things. She loves babies and cats. 
 
== Nicknames ==
* Mindy's Homegirl
* Mindy Club President
* Gay Chicken
* Catbitch
* Waluigi Nyah
* Uwu Cat
* Choicken Bitch
* Furry Alex (Blu)
* FBI (herself)
* Homegirl (Mindy)
* Nyah (Mindy)
== Episodes ==
=== Season One ===
Episode One: Alex is introduced, dies, and is brought back to life and cries.
Cats, Arson, and Socks: Alex commits arson, dies, is aborted, and does heroin. She is shot by Ms. Gesin. Alex is also confirmed to be a lesbian in this episode. Alex dies two more times, and accidently shoots Clark. 
Moxie the Murder Cat: Alex and Wikipedia commit crimes and get electrocuted. 
No More Knowledge: Alex makes fun of Anna's shortness. When Wikipedia steals her two braincells, she cries.
Poggers: Alex's cat eats a computer and Alex falls.
A Second Betrayal: Alex makes fun of Anna and dies.
Pussy Slayer: Alex cries because Antonio kills cats, dies from rabies, and kills herself because of coding.
Snoopy the Shooter: Alex cries, gets shot by Clark, and then gets brought back to life with blood.
The Revenge of Cracklin: Alex gets killed.
=== Season Two ===
Dammit Kaela: Alex kills Anna.
Casting Couch: Alex starts a Christian Minecraft Server because of straight smut. She also meows.
Back at it Again: Alex almost dies until Moxie saves her and the idiot squad. She gets hacked by Anna when she plays Sims.
Carl Carm: Alex helps build a time machine.
Wikipedia's Sister: Alex gets killed by Almanac with a boulder. The Idiot Squad revives her and she cries.
Lipbite: Alex eats bagels. She accidently sees Kaela eating God out and dies. She also gets offered weed. 
Alex's Funeral: Clark kills Alex. Alex's funeral is held at Danielle's mom's meth lab and Mindy, her homegirl, reads her Uwulogy. She is reincarnated as a gay chicken named Marge. Kaela uses glitter powers to bring Alex back.
Fanfiction: Alex is in the background petting cats.
=== Season Three ===
Whipping: Alex's lizard kills Kaela. She also helps bring Kaela back to life by whipping.
Anna's Daughter: Alex helps Anna raise her daughter until she realizes Anna is too stupid.
Sexy: Alex calls her friends sexy and is also exposed.
Alex Cries: Alex talks about cats, dogs, and lizard with Anna and then cries when she leaves, and also because she wants rice.
Body Swap AU: Alex swaps bodies with Mindy. She goes to physics and accidently infodumps.
7th Member: Alex writes clue fanfiction and gets called a furry, so she calls up her homegirl Mindy to yell at everyone. Alex falls into her hamper and screams. 
Trauma: She has a lot of trauma and ducks she throws.
=== Season Four ===
Marijauana: Alex does marijuana at Applebees.
Bitchgul Boycott: Alex gets 39 pages of radio homework. She also tells Mindy that she's short.
Swag Bitches: Alex, Mindy, and Anna go on a drug heist. Alex breaks her ankle when she flies into a tree.
Moxie Day: Alex creates Moxie Day, and announces that Moxie is the new dictator of the world.
Middle School: Alex's favorite thing about middle school was the little kids.
Addiction: Alex is addicted to cats. Kaela takes her, Mindy, Anna, and Blu on a heart surgery hike with watermelon and cats.
Monday: Alex dies and gets a bagel from Wiki. Mindy tells her that her math teacher became a turkey and Alex says that Blu killed Clark. She also watches Anna eat physical meth and bring Clark back, as well as the proposal. 
=== Season Five ===
A November Wedding: Alex plans Clark and Snoopy's wedding and is also the flower girl. At the wedding, she eats like a cat.
A Normal Day in History: Alex and Mindy buy a roomba and take it to school. During history, she gets exposed by Clark, and in return, Clark teaches the class about cats and lets Alex do a project about Waluigi. Moxie also eats Alex's laptop.
Megamind's English Class: Alex gets killed by Bitchgul, and is summoned back by Mindy. 
Alex Writes A Novel: Instead of paying attention in class, Alex writes a lesbian novel. She accidently makes it super sad because she has a depressing life. 
Wedding Plans: Alex plans to marry her one true love, represented by a shadow.
The Seer and the Encyclopedia: Floof stomps on Alex and the rest of the Idiot Squad.
Oreo Dick: Alex accidently listens to cookie porn in radio. She goes with the Idiot Squad to buy a lamp to kill Bitchgul. Blu steals Alex's sword and kills her, and is brought back to life by Mindy.
Serotonin: Alex, missing Mindy, creates a potion to give herself more serotonin. She accidently walks into a bus. The Idiot Squad takes away her potion.
Queen Fruit Basket: Alex shows Anna some Moxie pictures. Anna kills Alex, and hides her body in the bathroom. She is transported to puragtory, and Mindy is transported there as well. The two boy a house and adopt a bunch of bunnies. She begins to miss her cats, and Mindy promises that they will get another cat when they are brought back to the living world. Alex also teaches Mindy fencing. She is brought back by Moxie, Clark, Anna, and Blu.
=== Season Six ===
Library Wives: Alex, Mindy, and their pets move to a library in Toronto and Wikipedia builds them a teloporter. When Moxie makes Mindy upset, Alex takes away her weapons for a day. 
So It Begins: Alex gets taken with the rest of the Idiot Squad to Wikipedia Headquarters by Wikipedia soldiers.
New Plan: Alex is in jail, and cries when Mindy isn't the same.
The Escape That Never Was: Alex helps the Idiot Squad plan an escape. 
Brains Are Prohibited in This Section of the Facility: Alex is depressed about Mindy. 
Depression No More: Alex is depressed because of Mindy and Kaela, so she makes friends with the bacteria in the corner of the cell. The bacteria reject her, making her even more depressed. Wikipedia and Anna take her brain.
Welcome to Wikipedia Headquarters: Alex sits there with no brain.
Battle of the Brains: Alex and Mindy both attack Antonio, which he somehow survives. Anna returns Alex's braincells and is back to Alex normal. She is then transported to her Wikipedia page, where she fights Wikipedia. Alex tells them that the Idiot Squad is the they belong. Moxie heals her, along with the Idiot Squad, and returns home, crestfallen. 
=== Season Seven ===
Tuesday: Alex and Mindy show up to school on a roomba. She gets beans to plant in English, and cries because assignments. Wikipedia throws a rock at her, which brain damages her, and Alex throws a book at herself, which kills her. Casper mentions Moxie, and Alex comes back to life and infodumps about Moxie. 
Bleh Bleh Bleh: Alex leaves English and sees Mindy in the hall and brings her to class. Wikipedia eats Alex, who is transported into a coma with Anna. 
Hacker: Alex plays Mario Kart, disassociates, and gets posessed by Wikipedia.
Battle of the Bills: Alex cheats on her radio assignments. She gets murder by Bill and brought back by Bill. She stabs Kaela, but feels bad and brings her back.
Cheating: Alex writes fanfiction for old people and gets stabbed by a needle.
Speed Dating: Alex gets paired with a guy and throws up.
Restart: Alex and the rest of the Idiot Squad go to reform WIkipedia. Only Alex and Mindy make it to the basement where Wikipedia is. Alex gets her brain stem stolen, and dies from organ failure. She tries to fight Wikipedia when she's brought back to life, until Mindy stops her. 
=== Season Eight ===
Mommy's Meth Lab: Alex and the rest of the Idiot Squad order from Lori's Luxurious Licit Laboratory. She is also forced to read a Zootopia abortion comic. The next day at school she stabs Bitchgul, and later does meth with Danielle while they draw a pee ocean. 
Woke Up Gay: Alex gives Anna her gay mug, but wants it back, so she kills Anna. 
Wikipedia Writes Fanfiction: Alex reads Wikipedia' fanfiction. 
Crying: Alex and Mindy bring Kaela to school and throw her in a locker. She also watches the movie in English.
Cooking Shows: Alex and Kaela watch cooking shows together and see Anna steal a child. She then stalks her classmates and later gets mad when everyone becomes Mindy's bitch. 
Christmas in March: Alex brings Mindy to see her little cousin, and is also given a pink sparkley cowgirl cat hat from Anna. 
Cottagecore Sex Shop: Alex goes on the dark web and buys a sex shop bag. She goes to her grandparents, cosplays, and is weak.
Cin Min Bun: Alex brags about being a smart child and makes fun of Anna.
Roblox Kmart Meth Lab Raid: Alex and Anna do meth in an abandoned Kmart Parking Lot, and both die. She also gives a PSA about drug abuse.
=== Season Nine ===
Color by Number: Alex flexs on Kaela with her 96 Crayola pack, and Kaela kills her. Kaela then brings her back to get the death class notes.
Breakout Challenge: Alex fails her Breakout Challenge because she's afraid of missing class. She then goes to Waluigi's Tacostand and overdoses on tacos, fails her history test, and sets Anna on fire with Brooke.
The Return of Cracklin: Alex zones out and dies, and later rages and kills Anna. 
The Blood of her Enemies: Kaela lets Alex stab Gleason, and the two go feral together, and murder Bitchgul and Charlie.
Chicken Boy by Kaela Reyes: Alex gets jealous of Kaela's grades, so she cries. She, along with Antonio and A, convince Kaela to publish her graphic novel. She is later the focus of some of Kaela's novels.
Wikipedia Kopec: Alex yells at Mindy about a flying lizard, so they fight. Baby Joelocks comes and stabs Alex and Mindy. She then yells at Mindy that she's pretty.
Jailbird Birthday: When Alex goes to visit Danielle, she makes Alex kill Kaela. Alex cries, and brings Kaela back. Kaela then becomes Alex's biggest fan.
Moxie and Philip Through Time and Space: Alex visits Danielle in jail.
=== Season Ten ===
Wikipedia's Birthday: Alex checks her staker logs and sees that it's A's Birthday and makes everyone be nice to them. However, Alex later kills them, as they eat a baby, feels bad, and summons them back. After Wikipedia kills everyone else, Alex kills them, and died from death. At fencing, her sword eats her glove. 
Necromancer: Alex thinks Mindy is 5'7", but she is actually 5'6", and then she cries. She later tries to call 911 when Mindy dies, but is distracted by Danielle's fish puns. Alex then uses her Mindy powers to bring her back to life.
Useless Cups: Alex, A, and Anna are doing smart kid things, meowing, eating highlighters, and drinking iced tea. Blu doubts her smartness, so Alex cries. She tries to read a book, but dies when a sword gets shot through her heart. She is brought back to life by Anna's fanfiction.
Straight Sword Smut: Alex bikes to school with Ant, Kaela, and Wikipedia, screaming at them. At school, Mindy dares her to kill Bitchgul, and just as she is about to, her sword does it by itself. She thinks it's her mindcontrol, which she does not have. At lunch, she uses her Mindy powers to make Mindy become a cat, and in Clark's class, she joins in the mass suicide. 
Hacking: Alex shows up late to school with her sword, which creates an earthquake.
A Clark Episode: Alex needs attention so she pees cutely, and Antonio's brother kicks her in the neck. Since she's dead, she fails history. Alex comes back to life, only to fuck a bottle of ranch, and gets stabbed.
The Secret Life of Godkin: Alex watches Almanac kill Godkin since she's in his closet. She and Mindy summon him back, but run away since he's scary.
Swords: Alex gets captured by her sword and is saved by Kaela and Juniper.
== Relationships ==
Minderson - Homegirl
Kaela - Friend and Biggest Fan
Blu - Friend
Ant - Friend
A - Friend
Anna - Mother
Gloxie - Cat and boss
== Sexuality ==
Alex is a lesbian and is it love with *reacted*. she doesn't be regular cry, she cries in lesbian. She makes many jokes, even making her name 'Homiesexual' and 'criesinlesbian'. She always calls boys icky. 
 
== Likes ==
* limes
* cats
* meow meows
* tacos and quesodillas
* drawing
* babies
* cats
* iced tea
* maine
* chickens
* fanfiction
* pee
== Dislikes ==
* men
* pretty much a bunch of food
* dicks
* toxic people
*missing class
== Skills ==
* petting cats
* peeing cutely
* taking care of babies
* writing
* fanfiction
* fencing
* killing
* drinking iced tea
* meowing
== Trivia ==
*Alex is addicted to cats.
*Alex has been exposed the most out of the entire cast.
*Alex is half-Jewish.
*Alex is a foil fencer.
*Alex is autistic.
*Everyone thinks Alex is rich. 
*Alex is the main episode writer.
*Wikipedia targets Alex the most in Season Seven.
*Alex's real name is Alexa.
**Part of her family calls her Alexis.
* Alex can conjure her sword from thin air.
*As of Season Six, Alex, along with Mindy, lives in Toronto.
*Alex has depression, but you already knew that.
*Alex has the power of supersonic crying. 
*Alex's order from Lori's Luxurious Licit Laboratory is meth tacos and meth lemonade. 
*Alex only has cat mugs or gay mugs.
*Alex was a smart child, and a stupid teen.
*Alex is a bitch.
*Only Alex knows Mindy's last name.
*Alex has Mindy powers.
== Summoning Items ==
* cats
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