Squash of Suffering

The squash of suffering is a gourd that is used as a biological weapon by militaries around the globe. It looks and acts like a grenade, and they are often thrown alongside actual grenades in military conflicts. Larger varieties are being developed in a secret US military bunker, which can supposedly blow through tank armor. Squashes of suffering are not available to consumers at this time.
Category:Bad-tasting foods
Category:Weapons of mass destruction
Category:Biological weapons
Category:Oh no