The Evil Date

The Evil Date is a crossover short written by MarioFan65. This crossover short is a spin-off to Shantae and Aladdin: Arabian Dreams, focusing on Risky Boots and Jafar on a accepted date on the factory and seeking revenge on both Shantae and Aladdin. It was released on June 24, 2018.
==Characters==
*Risky Boots
*Jafar
*Tinkerbats
*Feather God
*Squid Baron
*Shantae
*Aladdin
*Jasmine
*Bolo
*Sky
*Orc
*Genie (mentioned)
*Pirate Master (mentioned)
*Tuki (mentioned)
*Tomas (mentioned)
*Spyro (mentioned)
*Sonic (indirectly mentioned)
*Tuki (indirectly mentioned)
==Transcript==
(At the Dark Dimension, Jafar is training with the shards at the training area)
*Jafar: Now claw out!
*Shard #1: *claw on the shard rock*
*Jafar: Smash the ground!
*Shard #2: *smash the ground*
*Jafar: And eat the rock!
*Shard #3: *eat the rock*
*Feather God: Well done my friends. You done well enough.
*Jafar: Master Feather God, they were impressed. We're just training the shards in order for our next attack to destroy Shantae and Aladdin.
*Feather God: One day, i'll crush their worlds apart.
*Jafar: *his staff glows* Ooh, i didn't know i received a notification.
*Feather God: You were suppose to go on a date with your girlfriend.
*Jafar: My girlfriend is waiting for me? Where?
(At Risky's hideout in the night time, Risky Boots is all dressed for the date)
*Risky Boots: Jafar is going to love this stuff. I almost forget that we baked a cake for him. The last time i defeated Shantae, i stole her bread from her. Look like we're going to celebrate our first defeat from Shantae.
*Tinkerbat Captain: You defeated Shantae, you stole the bread, we're having a celebration.
*Risky Boots: I really want to choke you so hard that you're getting on my nerves now.
*Tinketbat Captain: Eek! I'll go set up the food for you. *run to the kitchen*
*Risky Boots: Beat it rat spider.
*Jafar: *arrive from teleporting* My princess. Sorry i'm late, i have a few shards to train and i keep teaching them all day like a teacher.
*Risky Boots: Don't call me that. Why are you dressed like a lord from graduation?
*Jafar: It's a grand vizier suit. Don't you except that?
*Risky Boots: Come on, our dinner table is right at the living room.
*Jafar: Oh my, what is it?
(At the fancy room where the dinner table is set)
*Risky Boots: It's there! I feel like a opera person already. *sing* Cause i'm singing.
*Jafar: It's too cute. Can you make it more evilness like what Feather God said?
*Risky Boots: Every romantic date is all filled with fancy stuff.
*Jafar: But he's gonna come here and destroy the castle for us.
*Risky Boots: That doesn't matter. I asked him eariler to do something like this. Go have a seat.
*Jafar: *have a seat* Okay.
*Risky Boots: *have a seat* Oh my, this date is finally starting like a movie theater.
*Jafar: Look at this vase, why are the flowers droopy and dead?
*Risky Boots: We should act more badness like the other guys were.
*Jafar: At least some failures try to become a supervillain. But we are much powerful than the other bad guys in the world.
*Risky Boots: We are stronger than that blue annoying genie i hate.
*Jafar: He is much annoying than a parrot.
*Risky Boots: Where is the food? Why are we sitting here for nothing? Ugh, i hate sitting in tables when they don't give us food.
*Jafar: Me too. I'm bored.
*Risky Boots: I can't stand in here, doing nothing.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Hello, your dinner is ready.
*Risky Boots: I don't see it moron.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Bring in the food!
*Tinkerbat Chef: Yes captain. I have the pasta and chicken parmesan.
*Risky Boots: Pasta?!
*Jafar: Ah. Fresh out of the chicken breast.
*Risky Boots: Have something to say about my bra?
*Jafar: No. I think this dinner look terrific.
*Risky Boots: How much do i have to say about this?
*Jafar: Like a bucks of dollars in the cash bag?
*Risky Boots: I love it. I know what evil can do with food.
*Jafar: Let's eat now.
*Tinkerbat Chef: Oh, i have more coming up.
*Risky Boots: Bring it here and i don't want to see it burned like the other recipes you failed the other day.
*Tinkerbat Chef: *gulps* I will captain.
*Jafar: This chicken taste great.
*Risky Boots: That parmesan gave me the feels of my mother cooking. We used to eat fish all day when the pirate crew was around. But it all turned down when the Pirate Master betrayed us all.
*Jafar: That's a bit of shame. If that pirate master is alive, i will teach him a lesson with my staff.
*Risky Boots: No need. He's dead alright?
*Tinkerbat Chef: The pasta is here! Bring in the pasta!
(The tinkerbats pass out the pasta in the table)
*Jafar: No pizza, wonderful.
*Tinkerbat Chef: I wouldn't be making a pasta and pizza scene at first.
*Risky Boots: Let me try this rigatoni and see how it taste like. *eat the rigatoni and surprised her eyes*
*Tinkerbat Chef: What the matter?
*Jafar: Are you feeling alright.
*Risky Boots: Go to the Dark Dimension quick.
*Jafar: *use his scene to teleport the date to the Dark Dimension*
(At the Dark Dimension)
*Tinkerbat Chef: What happen? What is this place?
*Risky Boots: It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M. Just put your claws up 'cause you were born this way, baby.
*Tinkerbat Chef: Love your boyfriend? We were born the way we look.
*Jafar: Excuse me, should we get a song break?
*Tinkerbat Chef: A song break for what? We're in the middle of the date.
*Risky Boots:
My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are"
She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe"
"So hold your head up girl and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
*Jafar: Born this way!
*Risky Boots:
Oh there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Right track baby I was born this way
*Tinkerbat Chef: *bowing down to Risky Boots*
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be don't be don't be
*Risky Boots:
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
So we can rejoice your truth *the shard penguins, shard gnorcs, shard goombas and shard puffles join in*
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M
*Shard Penguins and Shard Gnorcs: Hey, hey, hey.
*Risky Boots: I love my life I love this record and-
*Shard Goombas and Shard Puffles: Mi amore vole fe, yah.
*Risky Boots:
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Right track, baby I was born this way
*Tinkerbat Chef:
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're dark, evil, purple, chola descent
You're smart, you're powerful
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby you were born this way
*Risky Boots:
No matter gay, straight, or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track baby
I was born to survive
No matter dark, evil or purple
Chola or orient made
I'm on the right track baby
I was born to be brave
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way yeah
*Jafar: All hail our favorite pirate queen!
*Feather God: Now we have a king and a queen living together. My world will become bigger and all worlds will be destroyed by me!
*Shards:
Oh there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
*Risky Boots: Born this way!
*Shards:
Oh there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Right track, baby I was born this way
*Feather God: *play on the stereo*
*Shards:
I was born this way hey
I was born this way hey
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way hey
I was born this way hey
I was born this way hey
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way hey
*Risky Boots:
Same D.N.A. but born this way
Same D.N.A. but born this way
*Jafar: Being a psycho, huh?
*Tinkerbat Chef: Oh boy, that song was cool. Play it again.
*Feather God: No no no. That's enough for now.
*Tinkerbat Chef: You're making a mistake, you said that you would play the song again over and over.
*Feather God: No need for replays.
*Risky Boots: It's his world and his rules.
*Tinkerbat Chef: What is wrong with people making up their rules. Who the hell are they?
*Feather God: You dare to betray all of my actions?
*Tinkerbat Chef: No. Nice mask.
*Feather God: Thanks a lot. It ain't a mask. It's a face!
*Jafar: If the penguins, half-genies and dragons come near you, you teach them a lesson.
*Feather God: Yes Jafar, i alway destroy them all.
*Risky Boots: Shantae is my first victim. I hate her so much.
*Jafar: Me too.
*Risky Boots: Oh, i heard that there is a jacuzzi on a floating island. You mind take a look at the floating island?
*Jafar: Yes my lady, let's go.
*Risky Boots: Time to warp!
*Jafar: *warp with his staff with Risky Boots*
*Feather God: Ah, now i have to clean up the mess after the song they did.
(At the floating island where the jacuzzi is)
*Jafar: Ah, there we are.
*Risky Boots: Oh my goodness, how beautiful it is?
*Jafar: How hot this water is.
*Risky Boots: Get in, let's relax in the pool.
*Jafar: Sure my love.
*Risky Boots: Change our clothes.
*Jafar: Sure we can. *use his staff to change his clothes and Risky's clothes into some beach-like pool appearance* Perfect.
*Risky Boots: *relax in the jacuzzi* Ah.
*Jafar: *relax in the jacuzzi* Much better than a dirty bath.
*Risky Boots: You't can't take a shower even when you're sweaty on a hot summer.
*Jafar: Back home was hot.
*Risky Boots: After all the thievery we got, we needed a break.
*Jafar: Sure we can until our next plan to kill Shantae and Aladdin.
*Squid Baron: Don't forget me. Cannonball! *jump and splash on the jacuzzi*
*Jafar: Hey!
*Risky Boots: Idiot!
*Squid Baron: Wow, this pool is so hot. I didn't know someone is cooking up a meal out of you.
*Risky Boots: This is a jacuzzi you dumb squid. How did you get in here?
*Squid Baron: I went into Tuki's temple to find a teleporter that came out of Club Penguin Island and warped all the way to the Dark Dimension to find you guys.
*Risky Boots: You shouldn't have stay with that weird Master Tomas who live in the Dragon Temple from another dimension.
*Squid Baron: A Hero's Tail or the original Spyro? These characters and personalities are so confusing. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
*Risky Boots: Please get off of our pool now!
*Squid Baron: This isn't your pool. This is everyone's pool.
*Jafar: Then how come the Feather God fit into the pool if he doesn't have legs?
*Squid Baron: He's just a floating feather head, duh.
*Risky Boots: Don't mock our master.
*Squid Baron: I'm not trying to mock him. What if he transform into one super duper form that will kill the entire omniverse up?
*Jafar: He already done it with a bunch of animals and penguins.
*Squid Baron: What about his Master Bird form?
*Risky Boots: Get out!
*Squid Baron: Jeez, get a life, get out of this world and go get a living of your own.
*Risky Boots: I already live off alone you dork.
*Squid Baron: What about the date? Where have you guys been?
*Jafar: I'm about to ask you to leave now!
*Squid Baron: Fine. Go live off a bummer or something. *leave the jacuzzi* And thanks for kicking me out!
*Risky Boots: I want to eat him up so badly.
*Jafar: He's worse than that Iago parrot.
*Risky Boots: He's suppose to fight for the omniverse, not act dumb and do crazy things in front of everyone.
*Jafar: We better go tell Feather God about this prince and half-genie relationship.
*Risky Boots: Right back at ya.
*Jafar: *use his staff to form his clothes back on with Risky Boots*
*Risky Boots: Perfect.
*Jafar: Let's get outta here. *use his staff to warp to Feather God's place with Risky Boots*
(Back at the floating island where Feather God is)
*Feather God: Perfect. The universe is all clear.
*Jafar: *arrives from teleporting with Risky Boots* Feather God!
*Feather God: Boy, you dare you ask out loud?
*Jafar: We need to stop Shantae and Aladdin now.
*Risky Boots: We're getting a second chance after all, right?
*Feather God: Yes. I love second chances. I know a place to set up the plan, follow me.
*Risky Boots: Fine.
(At the tutor room)
*Feather God: The plans are right here my friends.
*Risky Boots: Yes. I can see them.
*Jafar: Ah, interesting plan list.
*Feather God: What is your next plan?
*Risky Boots: All we gotta do is destroy Shantae and Aladdin's memories. I hope they don't fall in love when they reunite.
*Jafar: I thought Aladdin was married to Jasmine a few years ago.
*Risky Boots: That's why that Agrabah prince is giving out secrets to everyone. I will destroy both of them in misery.
*Jafar: Good idea. After we destroy the half-genie and prince, we will build a wedding and have children!
*Risky Boots: Ha ha. Very funny. It's already in the middle of the night.
*Feather God: Should i build a honeymoon for you two?
*Risky Boots: We got our honeymoon coming up. Make sure you make it nice.
*Feather God: Yes. Just like the Artisans' way.
*Risky Boots: Good.
*Jafar: Okay. First, Shantae's world.
*Risky Boots: Here we go.
*Jafar: Warp! *use his staff to warp with Risky Boots*
(Meanwhile at Scuttle Town, Shantae is about to go to bed in her lighthouse)
*Sky: What a fun night.
*Shantae: Yeah. That strip club was lit. All of the men love me and i even get a chance to dance on the pole.
*Bolo: Like the sign of the North Pole?
*Shantae: Ha ha. Very funny. I knew it.
*Sky: Okay. No more jokes. It's time to go to bed.
*Shantae: Goodnight everyone. Tomorrow it's going to be a good day.
*Bolo: Time for rest.
*Sky: Yes. I can relax. Come here Wrench, we're taking you home.
*Wrench: *land on Sky's arm*
*Shantae: Ciao.
(Shantae went into her lighthouse to enter the bedroom. Meanwhile far from a island, Risky Boots and Jafar arrives from teleporting.)
*Risky Boots: Who has binoculars? Give me a binoculars.
*Jafar: *create a binocular with his shard powers* My shard powers still work after the final battle.
*Risky Boots: Give me it. *grab the binoculars and look at Shantae on the window* The genie is sleeping.
*Jafar: All we gotta do is erase her memories.
*Risky Boots: Yes. Now she won't remember everything from the past.
*Jafar: *create a boat with his shard powers* Who need a captain on the ship?
*Risky Boots: It's a sailboat. We've got scurvy.
*Jafar: It's a pirate life for me.
*Risky Boots: No more 4th wall jokes. Just get on.
*Jafar: Okay my lady.
*Risky Boots: Let's go.
(The two villains sail the boat close to Shantae's lighthouse)
*Risky Boots: Give me your staff.
*Jafar: Fine. *give the staff to Risky Boots*
*Risky Boots: Now we have to erase her memories. That's the moral of the plan. I'll be back! *jump high to the lighthouse and sneak into Shantae's room*
*Jafar: Yes. You go girl!
(Risky Boots enter Shantae's room)
*Risky Boots: Alright, no more good romance to you. *spray memory-wipe sand on Shantae* Ah, yes. No more love to you.
(Back on the boat)
*Jafar: I wonder where that nefarious pirate is.
*Risky Boots: *leave the lighthouse* I did it!
*Jafar: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. *whisper* Jump in the water.
*Risky Boots: What?
*Jafar: *whisper* Jump in the water.
*Risky Boots: What?
*Jafar: Jump in the water you rotten pirate.
*Risky Boots: I'll kick your ass for this. *jump in the water*
*Jafar: I bet she would kick my butt for this.
*Risky Boots: *pop out of the water* Gotcha!
*Jafar: Watch the language young girl.
*Risky Boots: I am not young, i am a queen!
*Jafar: Queen, whatever.
*Risky Boots: Beat it wizard.
*Jafar: Let's go to Aladdin's world next.
*Risky Boots: Great idea Jafar. Now we have to erase his memory also as well.
*Jafar: *use his staff to teleport with Risky Boots*
(At Agrabah, Risky Boots and Jafar arrives from teleporting)
*Risky Boots: Okay, we're-
*Jafar: Shhhhhhh.
*Risky Boots: Don't shhh me.
*Jafar: *whisper* Quiet......inside voices.
*Risky Boots: Thanks a lot. Now is there a place to erase Aladdin's memory. Come inside of the palace.
(Inside of the palace, Aladdin and Jasmine are sleeping as Risky Boots and Jafar are sneaking in the bedroom)
*Risky Boots: Okay, we made it here.
*Jafar: Perfect. We found the love couple sleeping.
*Risky Boots: I will have to erase his memory, as long we don't wake the blue genie up.
*Jafar: Be careful, the monkey and tiger could be awake in any minute.
*Risky Boots: I'll be quick as usual.
*Jafar: Make it quick.
*Risky Boots: Okay, time to erase some memories up.
*Jafar: Good deed.
*Risky Boots: Alright. *spray memory-wipe sand on Aladdin* Perfect.
*Jafar: Let's get outta here, come on.
*Risky Boots: Fine.
*Jafar: Stand still. *use his staff to warp Risky Boots and himself somewhere*
(At a tropical island, Risky Boots and Jafar arrive from teleporting)
*Risky Boots: Where are we?
*Jafar: You're still in my world. But we're in a tropical island.
*Risky Boots: How did i do?
*Jafar: You finally erased Shantae and Aladdin's memories.
*Risky Boots: Yes! I did it. I erased their memories and look like, they won't fall in love with each other ever again with a single bad romance of theirs.
*Jafar: Mind as well marry the night for tonight?
*Risky Boots: Yes. If you bring of your shard minions with you, we can dance along with this one single song of ours.
*Jafar: But we didn't take over Agrabah.
*Risky Boots: Don't worry, that stupid kingdom belong to theirs. Including Princess Jasmine.
*Jafar: That princess of a stubborn, i shouldn't marry her in the first place.
*Risky Boots: Okay. Let's bring some shards over.
*Jafar: Hold it, i'll do it for you. *use his staff to bring the shards over*
*Risky Boots: Huh?
*Jafar: This is what it called, teleporting and warping.
*Risky Boots: Simple.
*Jafar: My lady, let's go have a honeymoon of ours and marry together in order to destroy the multiverse with Feather God.
*Risky Boots: I agree to that. Antarctica and the Dragon Realms are one of them and they're going down by next morning.
*Jafar: Good and who want a song?
*Shard  #1: I do.
*Shard #2: Do it again.
*Shard #3: Play with for our master.
*Risky Boots: Okay. I'll sing the song for you. But we don't have a radio to play with.
*Squid Baron: Ta da! I bought the stereo together.
*Risky Boots: What the? How did you get in here?
*Squid Baron: I accidentally got warped here with the shards. I didn't know if i was a shard.
*Risky Boots: Jafar, take him back where he belongs.
*Jafar: Acutally, he's the DJ.
*Risky Boots: What?!
*Shards: What?!
*Squid Baron: Oh yeah. Let's kick some action. *play the music* Uno, dos, tres.
*Risky Boots: This isn't no spanish music. Fine. I'll play.
*Squid Baron: Hit it Lady Gaga!
*Risky Boots:
I'm gonna marry the night
I won't give up on my life
I'm a pirate queen
Live passionately, tonight
I'm gonna marry the dark
Gonna make love to the stark
I'm a soldier to my
Own emptiness, I'm a winner
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the
I'm gonna marry the
I'm gonna marry the
I'm gonna marry the
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm not gonna cry anymore
I'm gonna marry the night
Leave nothin' on these streets to explore
M-m-m-marry, m-m-m-marry,
M-m-m-marry the night.
Oh, m-m-marry, m-m-m-marry,
M-m-m-marry the night.
I'm gonna lace up my boots
Throw on some leather and cruise
Down the street that I love
In my fishnet gloves, I'm a sinner
Then I'll go down to the bar
But I won't cry anymore
I'll hold my whiskey up high
Kiss the bartender twice, I'm a loser
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
The night, the night
The night, the night
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Squid Baron: Yeah, yeah, boom! That was the bomb.
*Jafar: Where is the ring?
*Squid Baron: What ring? You want rings from the blue hedgehog?
*Jafar: No. A real ring. A real wedding ring.
*Squid Baron: That wedding ring is only for real weddings. You might need to find a actual ring to marry the pirate queen.
*Jafar: Give me one! *hit the sand with his staff*
*Squid Baron: Whoa. You're scaring off the shards.
*Risky Boots: You almost crack the whole world apart.
*Jafar: I'm sorry. There is no ring to be found.
*Risky Boots: You what?!
*Jafar: Squid Baron is a liar! There is no wedding ring. We're getting the heck out of here.
*Squid Baron: No. Wait! *spit out a ring*
*Jafar: Huh?
*Squid Baron: Ooh, i took the ring from a naga snake three years ago. I swallow it in favor of running away to go see my octopus friends. But they were hunted by mermaids. So i got you this ring for you.
*Jafar: Yuck! You choked on it.
*Squid Baron: Clean the ring with water.
*Shard #1: *drop the water from a bucket to the ring*
*Squid Baron: Now dry it out.
*Shard #2: *flame at the ring*
*Squid Baron: Good.
*Risky Boots: You're so dumb. You just burn the whole ring and this ring is made of metal!
*Squid Baron: It didn't burn out. Look, it's clean.
*Jafar: Can we use another one?
*Squid Baron: No. That the only one i have.
*Jafar: Fine. *grab the ring* I'm leaving now.
*Squid Baron: Whoa. You can't leave. You are about to propose.
*Jafar: What? Where?
*Squid Baron: Turn around. Don't move.
*Jafar: Okay.
*Squid Baron: Go ahead and start like we're fliming a action movie.
*Jafar: Risky Boots, after all the adventures we have and after trying to defeat Shantae and Aladdin, i'm about to give you this wedding ring as a reward. Will you be my queen?
*Risky Boots: Oh my, it's so beautiful. It's shiny.
*Squid Baron: Man, shiny like a bunch of shades in the sun.
*Jafar: Will you marry me? We and Feather God will become rulers and live off on destroying worlds as well.
*Risky Boots: Yes. I would love to do that.
*Squid Baron: You may now kiss the pirate.
*Jafar: Oh, there is one last thing.
(A creature sound is approaching to the shards)
*Risky Boots: What was that?
*Jafar: It wasn't me.
*Squid Baron: Uh, i didn't start all of this.
*Risky Boots: Really Jafar? You wanted to set up a trick like this?
*Squid Baron: No. I didn't do all of this.
*Risky Boots: Of course you did.
*Squid Baron: Wait, i hear something.
*Jafar: What.
*Squid Baron: It's......it's........green!
(A big orc came to check on the people)
*Orc: Who dare to wake me up?!
*Squid Baron: Uh? Are you a ogre?
*Orc: I am a orc! *roar*
*Shards: *panic and run*
*Risky Boots: Great Squid Moron, now you make the shards run in circles.
*Squid Baron: I'm sorry. It was an accident. I ruined everything! I'm a worst comic relief character in gaming history.
*Risky Boots: Get off your mind and fight the orc!
*Squid Baron: Yes sir. Last one there's a gnorc!
*Jafar: He's really that dumb.
*Risky Boots: Worst date ever.
*Orc: I'll crush this place up! *smash the rock*
*Squid Baron: Ahh! He crush a little single rock of bland. This isn't the end of the movie.
*Orc: A talking squid? Ha!
*Squid Baron: I'm a octopus you ogre!
*Orc: I am not a ogre!
*Squid Baron: You're just a ogre who live in a swamp full of fairy tale creatures.
*Orc: Shut up!
*Risky Boots: Just kill this orc up.
*Jafar: Fine. *shoot the orc with his staff*
*Orc: *roar*
*Squid Baron: Roar! Roar like a lion at Pride Rock!
*Risky Boots: Squid Moron, just stop mentioning the multiverse and fight like a real man.
*Squid Baron: Okay pirate with tits.
*Risky Boots: Ugh.
*Squid Baron: Everybody love kung fu fighting! *punch the orc* Those were as fast like lightning.
*Orc: Shut up! *grab Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: *hurt* Ooh, mommy.
*Orc: Look like seafood to me!
*Squid Baron: *look at the viewers* You ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert. *try to get out of the orc's hand* Come on, you can do this. Just be strong as a Beast Maker. Grrrrrrrraaaaaaaa.
*Orc: Ha ha ha. You're funny little one.
*Risky Boots: That squid is no match for a orc. *jump and kick the orc*
*Orc: *slip down* Ooh!
*Squid Baron: *pop out of the orc's hand* Ahhhhh! *land on the ground* Bullseye.
*Risky Boots: You can't fight!
*Squid Baron: All the dinosaurs faced the sharptooth. I promise this gets worse for you, big girl!
*Risky Boots: This is embarrassing. *shoot dark fire balls at the orc*
*Orc: Yao! You son of a crab! *get up and smash Risky Boots*
*Risky Boots: *hold the orc's hand* You can't smoosh me*
*Orc: What kind of man are you?
*Risky Boots: I am a woman!
*Squid Baron: Pirate Queen.
*Risky Boots: Shut up you piece of bland comic relief.
*Jafar: Don't worry. i got this. *shoot lasers at the orc*
*Orc: Ow! Oh no!
*Risky Boots: I promise you can shoot lasers.
*Jafar: Easy shot of a battle.
*Squid Baron: You broke your promise. I thought you were going to get married. I'M CRYING LIKE A BABY! AHHHH! HOO HOO HOO!
*Orc: You won't get away with this.
*Jafar: My shards, kill him.
(The shards jump and attack the orc like a bug)
*Orc: *scratch the shards out of his body* Get off of me you metal bugs!
*Squid Baron: Come on. Boom! You got it.
*Risky Boots: *hold her sword* This is the last straw.
*Squid Baron: Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me.
*Risky Boots: *run to the orc*
*Squid Baron: Awwww.
*Jafar: You have some mental problems.
*Squid Baron: I told you i have no goddamn anger problems!
*Risky Boots: This is for Feather God! *jump and kill the orc*
*Orc: *roar*
*Risky Boots: I slaughter you for this.
*Orc: You big baby of a mate. *grab Risky Boots*
*Risky Boots: What? What are you doing?!
*Jafar: My princess!
*Squid Baron: Go on prince, go marry the princess like a fairy tale becoming a twist like Enchanted.
*Jafar: Stop right there!
*Orc: Ooh, your a snack, she's a meal.
*Risky Boots: What?
*Jafar: What?!
*Squid Baron: What?!
*Orc: And he's the juice. Ha ha ha.
*Squid Baron: Moron, you're talking about my blood. My blood is in my soul of a sea animal.
*Jafar: You're finish.
*Orc: Ha ha ha ha ha.
*Risky Boots: Just kill him alright.
*Jafar: Sure. *shoot a powerful dark laser on the orc*
*Orc: Oooooooooh. *fell on the ground*
*Risky Boots: *get off of the orc's hand and slash the body of the orc* Done.
*Squid Baron: *clap* Alright, this is the best boss battle of all time.
*Jafar: *facepalm* Oh Squid Baron, you're worse than Iago.
*Squid Baron: The complaining Angry Bird? I'll take that as a compliment.
*Risky Boots: Jafar, we did it, we killed the orc.
*Jafar: I told you we can continue on killing monsters before fighting Shantae and Aladdin again.
*Risky Boots: We're be ready for a rematch.
*Squid Baron: Wait, the ring.
*Jafar: No need. *step on the ring*
*Squid Baron: No!
*Risky Boots: You burn it, remember?
*Squid Baron: But i didn't burn it. It was the shards' idea.
*Risky Boots: I bet all the shards are blaming on you because, you can't control yourself on how to behave like a 25 year old.
*Squid Baron: What? I'm sorry. I ruined the date for you guys.
*Jafar: Why aren't you working with Feather God?
*Squid Baron: Because i gave him a souvenir and call it garbage.
*Risky Boots: You annoy our butts everyday and you're going to be our punching bag for now on.
*Squid Baron: Uh oh.
*Risky Boots: Let's go! We're going home.
*Squid Baron: But i'm sorry about the mess.
*Jafar: No doubt. It's too late. Super late i say.
*Risky Boots: Let's go.
*Squid Baron: Fine. No more teenager stuff for me.
*Jafar: *use his staff to teleport the group to the Dark Dimension*
(Back at the Dark Dimension, everyone is back to normal)
*Feather God: My minions, how the date.
*Risky Boots: Bad.
*Jafar: This red octopus of yours destroyed the whole date by bringing a orc in.
*Squid Baron: I didn't bring in the orc. It was the song's idea.
*Feather God: Music don't talk to you my friend. It sing to the people when listening. I have something for you.
*Squid Baron: What?
*Feather God: YOU'RE FIRED! *finger hit on Squid Baron to the floating island*
*Squid Baron: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *crash to the floating island* Ow.
*Feather God: I can't believe i'm surrounded by this idiot.
*Risky Boots: Don't worry boss, we'll find a better date someday and kill Shantae and Aladdin for good.
*Feather God: I'll be waiting and waiting til the day comes.
*Jafar: Master, what will you do to the shards?
*Feather God: I will train them and make them stop Sequin Land and Agrabah for good.
*Jafar: You promise.
*Feather God: Yes. We'll be waiting. Adios. *fly away*
*Risky Boots: If that red squid comes back, he will be dinner.
*Jafar: I hate this annoying squid so much. He follow us and ruined everything for us.
*Risky Boots: But what if the twist became true? He will team up with the she-brat.
*Jafar: The half-genie.
*Risky Boots: I knew it. One day, we'll be waiting and waiting for the day to stop the genie and prince for good.
*Jafar: There will never be another bad romance ever again.
*Risky Boots: I know.
*Jafar: *teleport with Risky Boots*
(At the floating island, Squid Baron is on the ground, standing with the shard rocks at the shard jungle)
*Squid Baron: Do you know what it's like to get fired? Lose your job, lose your life and pay your taxes. I hate doing that in life. I wish the Feather God can rehire me to a new job when the Barons come back. I'll be waiting to fight Shantae and Aladdin again. Until then, i'm going to heat up a burrito for myself, with fishes on top.
THE END
==Trivia==
*Shantae, Sky and Bolo briefly have speaking roles while Aladdin and Jasmine made cameos when sleeping.
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