Episode 001: Son of a Preacher Man

This episode was the first of several bank show saved to help get the podcast started. It was recorded in Vintage Nudes Studio at the Slammer with Ready Rich running the audio.
== Summary ==
Matt (Donnelly) and (Paul) Mattingly kick off their new podcast discussing Paul's parents being a priest and a nun and growing up in Lebanon, Kentucky.  What would happen if Strom Thurmond worked at UPS instead of in Congress and what US state does Napoleon's penis reside? 
"We are kicking off our podcast by talking about the weather".
=== Introducing Paul Mattingly ===
Paul's father was a Catholic priest, his mother a nun (a Sister of the Precious Blood). "If you have some Jesus blood, you can do really well on eBay". They met while his father's order of priests were giving his mother's order driving lessons. The meet-cute of an adorable movie? "He instructed her on how to use stick".
Paul's mum used to be a nun, has a "Reading" degree and worked for the American Book Company.
== Other Topics ==
*Kentucky Jug Bands: sometimes, they just happen.
*Stuff To Bring Up With Paul
** Get a photo of Paul's Storm (Not Strom) Trooper Car
** Get the tapes of Paul's voice when he was young, apparently he sounded like a hillbilly
** The rules of the Rocky & Bullwinkle Role Playing Game
*Strom Thurmond working for UPS
*Fun facts about Matt and Paul's respective home states
== Jock vs. Nerd ==
"This podcast is basically Jock vs. Nerd" (question segment not yet created)
== Guests/Characters ==
Paul's stuttering childhood friend D.L. by Matt and Paul
== References ==
Don't Kill Eli - https://www.youtube.com/user/dontkilleli
== Food mentions ==
* Bourbon balls
* Egg nog
* Coffee
== Trivia ==
*This was one of several bank shows that were used to get the podcast started
*This episode was supposed to have theme music but was cut by Ready Rich to prevent a lawsuit
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