Saturn

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with a shot of the planet Saturn, then the camera zooms in revealing a sky bubble with an odd magic substance that keeps everybody alive)
Steve: Guys, where are we? Like actually?
Mindy: Saturn.
Triton: You know this how?
Mindy: I’m the daughter of a god, remember?
Triton: I’m the son. How do you know and I don’t?
Mindy: No clue.
Steve: Guys we need to get to a challenge.
Granite: (building something) here is your challenge. Remember that show Wipeout? Remember the sweeper arm? Well…
(Granite unveils a giant sweeper with 13 spots)
Granite: Viola!
Jenkins: Looks painful. Good thing I EMBRACE PAIN.
Girly Teengirl: So how do we know who wins?
Granite: The last person left standing for their duo wins it for their duo. Now everybody get onto the platforms!
(Everybody gets onto the platforms)
Steve: If you get hurt, please don’t sue when we return to Earth eventually. 
Keanu: I won’t because I don’t feel pain. I am Keanu. 
Motlu: Oh shut up. 
(Motlu slips and falls off before the sweeper arm even starts going)
Keanu: Hahahahaha loser.
Krabs: GET IT STARTED ALREADY!
Steve: Okie dokie!
(Steve starts the sweeper and Gale gets hit off right away)
Gale: Oh yeah, I have no plot relevance to this season.
Perch: Don’t say that, you’re a fine weatherman!
(Perch gets hit off)
Perch: I take that back. 
(Vanessa gets hit off)
Vanessa: Dammit!
Keanu: You have to have eyes in the back of your head to win this challenge.
Krabs: Well my eyes go out of my brain. So suck it!
Motlu: Hey don’t talk to KEANU REEVES LIKE THAT!
(Motlu gets hit so hard in the back he doesn’t fall off but instead gets crippled)
Motlu: Oh shit.
Granite: Steve get the emergency wheelchair.
Steve: I don’t think it’s that ea-
Granite: Just do it.
(Motlu falls off the platform and somehow lands perfectly in the wheelchair)
Steve: Alright four of you have already failed. 
(HBRS gets smacked off when he turns around to say something to Grandpa SquarePants who is also sent off of his platform)
Steve: Two in one!
Granite: We’re down to only seven people left. Sully, Krabs, Girly Teengirl somehow, Kindy, Triton, Jenkins, and Keanu. 
Jenkins: Damn right.
(Triton gets hit off)
Triton: Aw man, that sucks.
Mindy: Don’t worry Triton, I’ll win this!
(Mindy slips and falls into the water)
Triton: Yeah, okay.
Mindy: Sorry. 
Granite: Five people still standing. All of our strongest competitors.
Sully: Wait wh-
(Sully sees the sweeper coming and it hits him but he grabs on and gets stuck riding it)
Sully: AHHHH HELP!
Keanu: I’ll save you Sully!
(Keanu jumps up to save Sully but ends up getting them both knocked into the water)
Granite: Alright looks like it’s only Krabs, Girly Teengirl HOW, and Jenkins left. 
Jenkins: I’ll kick both of your asses!
Krabs: Want to bet?
Jenkins: Hey sonny, you should respect your elders!
(Krabs jumps onto Jenkin’s platform and pushes him off, then proceeds to get hit by the sweeper)
Girly Teengirl: Wait OMG I won?
Granite: It would appear so. 
Girly Teengirl: So coral!
(Cut to the new and improved table which is the old table, only it glows purple)
Granite: Girly Teengirl and HBRS will nominate two duos now.
HBRS: Well we’re going to nominate the obvious threats to win. So Keanu and Motlu will be the first two. 
Motlu: Dang it!
Girly Teengirl: We’d also like to nominate Princess Mindy and Triton.
Triton: Hey viewers, uh please don’t vote for me and my little sister. 
Mindy: I’m 20 and you’re 19, stop acting older.
Triton: Dammit!
Granite: Well guys go vote one of the duos here to have a member evicted next episode!
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