September 23

Location: A---
New Characters: N/A
Notable items/knowledge :
* Wario's workshop had the stank of necromancy in it
Notes:
A combat session, "It's about the journey, not the destination." Zombies are headed towards the town, we have to stop them. The townspeople barricade themselves and we split into two teams. Team Radiant (Dircc, Tooey, and Gen) are our first wave of defense and go ahead to fight the horde. Team Evil (Bea and Champ) stay behind to bring up the rear. We learn that Dircc has been here before, and he smashes the zombies with so much damage. After every turn we don't move, we sink into the ground a little on account of the graves beneath. Hollow earth theory?? Tooey casts a big cloud of hurt that bottlenecks the zombies. 
Champ sneaks into the church and finds the remnants of a sacrifice. He also finds the remnants of a ceremonial dagger, manacles, and scroll he can't read (not because he's illiterate, but because he doesn't speak whatever language it was), There is a death STANK on the dagger coated in dried blood, the same stank that we found in Wario's workshop. Champ tears the scroll and all the zombies drop down and stop glowing, they are noticeably weaker. Champ pockets the scroll pieces and the dagger and rejoins the fight. 
It starts going not great for us. Champ goes down and Bea revives him, she is willing to turn him into Champ the Vamp if necessary. Gen also goes unconscious but Bea manages to cure wounds on her. Tooey falls chest deep into a grave hole. Dircc lassos her to pull her out, but on a nat one, lassos her neck instead, "choke me out daddy Dircc" "He's a bad dom, remember?" It always comes back to the zombie boner challenge. We end on Champ's turn and he and Dircc have inspiration left to use.