Do not click on this or you will die.

Oh look. You clicked it. Congratulations on dying!
==Thats Right. I clicked It.==
Wait. You didn't think you would really die? Imbecile.
That's actually kind of funny, though.
Except you won't find it funny. Because you're DEAD.
D-E-A-D. And everyone knows that dead people can't have a sense of humour.
...
What do you do now? You don't do anything. And before you ask, what you did when you were alive does not count.
However, if you contibuted to total randomness in your life, you don't get to go on a quest, will not start be not heading towards the forest of deadness, will not find a cave there, will not use no map not hidden in the cave that is not there to not find no treasure.
In your nonexistent tour through deadness, you may see a small flashing light. Do not attempt to go towards it. It is not heaven or hell. It is the burglar alarm. You set it off with your accidental dying.
Remember?
Because you're dead.
Congratulations on that, by the way.
Goodbye. I'm going back to the depths of the internet.
Enjoy your permanant stay!
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