Mosconi's Lounge/Archive

== WHEEEE ==
[Richie]
-Runs in-
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-Grabs mike-
♪ Bon Para Para, Bon Papa! Shake!
Don't forget to smile, don't forget to smile! ♪
♪ Now shake it! Right! Bon Parapara! Bon Parapara! Respect the beat!
Spin it right, spin it left, this crazy beat gonna make you deaf!
T-r-r-ricky~
♪ I gotta lay this one down real thick, like whole milk! Bon Parapara, Bon Parapara, Bon Parapara, Bon Papa! One time, here we go, let's go!
*Point at your dance partner*
You chucklehead, you can't help but moooove!
♪ My beats are smooth, my rhymes are tight, follow my lead, don't try to fight!
Shake it like a salt shaker!
Bon Para Para, Bon Papa! Spin like a wax record~
♪ Don't hurt yourself, don't hurt yourself, don't hurt!
One more! ♪ Spin it right, spin it left, don't forget to smile! Woo-hoo, on fire!
[Zeon] 
Oh my god make it stop!
[Richie]
♪ Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh ♪
♪ Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh ♪
♪ I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh ♪
♪ Face down, face up, trap cards, spell cards, Joey Wheeler go! ♪ (I love him!)
♪ All he does is just believe in the heart of the cards ♪
♪ And then he kicks some butt when he uses Swordsman of Landstar ♪
[Fasha]
WHAT AM I LISTENING TO
[Richie]
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
♪ Joey makes me hot, can't act like he's not...*moan*
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Ain't no surprise, check out his Red Eyes ♪
== Payphone ==
RJ: Awwwwwwww HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIT ME WITH A RADICOLA AND SPIN PAYPHONE BY MAROON 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts singing*
I'm at a payphone trying to call homeAll of my change i've spent on youWhere are the times gone babyIt's all wrong, we're at the place we made for two
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to rememberThe people we used to beIt's even harder to pictureThat you're not here next to meYou said it's too late to make itBut is it too late to try?And then that time that you wastedAll of our bridges burnt down
I've wasted my nightsYou turned out the lightsNow i'm paralyzedStill stucked in that time when we called it loveBut even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call homeAll of my change i've spent on youWhere are the times gone babyIt's all wrong, we're at the place we made for two
If happy ever after did existI would still be holding you like thisAnd all those fairytales are full of itOne more stupid love song i'll be safe
You turned your back on tomorrowCause you forgot yesterdayI gave you my love to borrowBut just gave it awayYou can't expect me to be a friendI don't expect you to careI know I said it beforeBut all of our bridges burnt down
I've wasted my nightsYou turned out the lightsNow i'm paralyzedStill stucked in that time when we called it loveBut even the sun sets in paradise
==Too much mocktails==
[Fasha]
-drinking 10th mocktail-
Oh yeah
[Zeon]
-Walks in-
Fasha? Are you sure that's healthy?
-Gently sets mocktail down-
[fasha]
Mocktails dont have alchohol in them
[Hoodie] Wait. Then what the heck did I just drink--*Falls down on a table, sleeping*
[Fasha]
I guess he has drank poison or an actual cocktail by the way PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY TIME!
:Thunder, rain, and lightning
:Danger, water rising
:Clamor, sirens wailing
:It's such a bad sign
:Shadows, dark creatures
:Steel clouds floating in the air
:People run for shelter
:What's gonna happen to us?
:All the steps we take, all the moves we make, all the pain at stake
:I see the chaos for everyone who are we, what can we do!
:You and I are same in the way that we have our own styles that we won't change
:Yours is filled with evil and mine is not
:There is no way I can lose!
:Can't hold on much longer
:But I will never let go!
:I know it's a one way track
:Tell me now how long this'll last!
:I'm not gonna think this way
:Nor will I count on others!
:Close my eyes and feel it burn
:Now I see what I gotta do!
:Open your heart, it's gonna be alright!
:Ancient cities blazing
:Shadows keep attacking
:Little children crying
:Confusion, hopeless anger
:I don't know what it can be but you drive me crazy
:All your cunning tricks make me sick, you won't have it your own way!
:Can't hold on much longer
:But I will never let go!
:I know it's a one way track
:Tell me now how long this'll last!
:I'm not gonna think this way
:Nor will I count on others!
:Close my eyes and feel it burn
:Now I see what I gotta do!
:Open your heart, and you will see!
:* does a guitar solo*
:If it won't stop, there will be no future for us
:It's heart's tied down by all the hate, gotta set him free
:I know it's a one way track
:Tell me now how long this'll last!
:Close my eyes and feel it burn
:Now I see what I gotta do!
:Gotta open your heart, dude!
:Can't hold on much longer
:But I will never let go!
:I know it's a one way track
:Tell me now how long this'll last!
:I'm not gonna think this way
:Nor will I count on others!
:Close my eyes and feel it burn
:Now I see what I gotta do!
:Open your heart, it's gonna be alright! Yeah!
:Open your heart!
:Open your heart!
:Yeah, yeeeahhhh...
:NEXT SONG
:C'mon and light the fuse, he's a rocket and he's ready to go
'Cause now the countdown has started and it's ready to blow
He's got the dope sounds pumpin' in his stereo (-eo!)
Kickin' ass fast, puttin on a show
Go on and get yourself together, there's no time to rest
And if you put the time in, he'll put you to the test
He's like a running man, in his world more is less
And if you wanna test him best, bring your best
Don't make me spell it out, bring your best!!
In this world (His world!)
Where life is strong
In this world (His world!)
Life's an open book
In this world (His world!)
Where compromise does not exist
In his world of worlds, every step means the rest!
In this world (His world!)
Where one is all
In this world (His world!)
Never fear the fall
In this world (His world!)
Where compromise does not exist
In his world of worlds, every step means the rest!
Runnin' it back again, well what'dja expect?
Comin' out to win ten outta ten, got a real rough neck!
Spikes up his liberty, and straps on his shoes
'Cause he's the best there ever was, haven't ya heard the news?
Intergalactic, continental champ runnin' things
Hyperactive, intstrumental, and pulling strings
He is the one who understands when the tides will swing
So he's breakin' down doors, never following
C'mon and psyche yourself up, 'cause its time to play
Bounce to the beats and the rhymes, 'cause they're here to stay
The one and only never bored man, livin' the day
Movin' up, comin' fast and he'll blow you away!
Because the pressures of this world, they can take their toll
And it's tough to get away when we take ahold
The only way to break free is to break the mold
You can't stop now, lock and load
Don't stop now, c'mon, rock n' roll!!
In this world (His world!) (Gotta make your own way!)
Where life is strong
In this world (His world!) (Life is just a game you play!)
Life's an open book
In this world (His world!) (Nothing's forever here to stay!)
Where compromise does not exist
In his world of worlds, every step means the rest!
In this world (His world!) (Gotta make your own way!)
Where one is all
In this world (His world!) (Life is just a game you play!)
Never fear the fall
In this world (His world!) (Nothing's forever here to stay!)
Where compromise does not exist
In his world of worlds, every step means the rest!
* does a guitar Solo*
Light the fuse on this rocket and it's ready to go
'Cause now the countdown has started and it's ready to blow
(In his world....!)
(Where one is all) Intergalactic, continental champ runnin' things
Hyperactive, intstrumental and pulling strings
(In his world....!)
(Never fear the fall)
(In his world....!) The only way to break free is to break the mold!
You can't stop now, lock and load
(His world!) I said you can't stop now, lock and load
(HIS WORLD!!!) Don't stop now, c'mon and rock n' roll!!
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==Revenge by Zeon==
Zeon: Guh, ugh... I've had way to much to drink so....
Duh duh doo doo
Creeper? Ooohh man...
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight,
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time,
Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
Creepers, you're mine
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Training in your room under the torch light,
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day and the whole night,
Creeper's out prowlin' - alright
Look at me, look at you,
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and go, take your revenge,
So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show them your bite,
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again
==Cocoa's Gotye==
So, how bout some Gotye up in hur? *drunk*
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
I told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that's love and it's an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end..always the end
So when we said that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit I was glad it was over
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
MAKE OUT LIKE WE NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING
I GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED YOUR LOVE
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND THEN CHANGE YOUR NUMBER
I GUESS THAT I DONT NEED THAT THOUGH
NOW YOU ARE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me thinking it was something that I'd done
But I don't wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
And you said that I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
MAKE OUT LIKE WE NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING
I GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED YOUR LOVE
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND THEN CHANGE YOUR NUMBER
I GUESS THAT I DONT NEED THAT THOUGH
NOW YOU ARE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
Somebody..
I used to know
Somebody..
I used to know
Somebody.....
I used to know
Go chocolate! *glomps Zeon and collapses*
== I CAN SWING MY SWORD! ==
*RJ is chucked a stick* OK ANOTHER SODA! NOW THIS IS A SONG I LIKE TO SING!
Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword
You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!
No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca ca ca canna canna
Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write off!
Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?
Ha!
That was rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds
If you don't you're lying
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!
I can swing my sword, sword
'Cause I am the lord, lord
Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah!
HA HA HA HA HA!
== Hoodie's Fun Time ==
Hoodie: Ah, sweet! A karaoke lounge! I wanna sing! Move it! *Slams away random singer* My turn!
[Singing]
My time to burn so sit back and check
the way I come through in the discotheque.
I know you like what I got, my style,
the original seventies dance
floor hot new material.
Name ain't down then you ain't coming in.
Guest list on the door, you plus two friends,
just as long as they female and got a fit ass,
pole position never comin' in last....
Bass line, yeah you know it's gonna get ya.
Free your mind if the system will let ya.
Peace time so it's time to shout.
Guys in the back throw your hands about....
Rock the party!!!
We can go through the night!
If you're living it up we're gonna let ya!
If you're giving it up we're gonna get ya!
Rock the party!
If you're feeling all right!
When you're having a good time together
and a Saturday night lasts forever.
Yo can't hold me back, I rock the dance floor.
Make a honey shake her booty so
I kick it some more.
You know the score how they rock a
freaky move up on the spot
never wanna stop, temperature is hot.
Now visual contact I got all that
make 'em boogy for me when I verbally freak that.
Line after line, keep on hitting with my rhyme.
Now what you gotta do is bring
your body next to mine.
Check it out.
Bass line, yeah you know it's gonna get ya.
Free your mind if the system will let ya.
Peace time so it's time to shout.
Guys in the back throw your hands about....
Bass line, yeah you know it's gonna get ya.
Free your mind if the system will let ya.
Peace time so it's time to shout.
Guys in the back throw your hands about....
WE ROCK THE PAAARTYYY!!!!
*Sits down in a couch, drinking a cocktail* My favourite...song. One of them.
[Evil Hoodie]
Oh, stop this crap. You're making me si-- *throws up green acid-like liquid*
== Actual Discussion: Merging ==
I'm considering merging this with the Smoothie Shop and maybe giving it a new, cool, name. Opinions?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110827121741/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/5/50/6dfe15e28d05a9b981284ad333feb66c-1-.gif Wow-Wow-Wow-wow http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/f/f4/Wiggle.gif 21:31, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
I would be fine with it. But, I'm still new. Scienceboy0 20:32, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
Sounds cool. Beauty's Princess'
So everyone's okay with this? Alright. The new page will be called "The Mosconi". http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110827121741/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/5/50/6dfe15e28d05a9b981284ad333feb66c-1-.gif Wow-Wow-Wow-wow http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/f/f4/Wiggle.gif 16:17, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Hold on a bit, I thought of something. What if I lumped the Smoothie Shop, this Karaoke Lounge, and the Arcade, making some kind of super game hall party whatever? It'd be like Dave And Busters! ᴇᴀᴄʜ ʙᴇᴀᴛ http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120426183134/goatcity/images/6/6c/Kitteh.gif ᴡɪᴛʜɪn ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ 17:14, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
Um I agree with that ^ Beauty's Princess' 17:56, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
==Cocoa's Returned==
Hisana: Just to let you know; I was paid for this. *sighs* Ok. *steals mic*
[N:] Am I throwing you off?
Nope
[N:] Didn’t think so
How you doin’ young lady
That feelin’ that you givin’ really drives me crazy
You don’t have to play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
You're looking for a girl that’ll treat you right
You lookin’ for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
[N:] You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What’s the problem I don’t see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent
[N:] You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute
[Chorus]
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want
[N:] Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
[N:] Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
[Verse]
[N:] Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute
Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through
[N:] I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down
[N:] I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I’ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
I want you on my team
[N:] So does everybody else.
Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
[N:] What kind of girl do you take me for?
[Chorus]
Don't be mad, don't get mean
[N:] Don't get mad, don't be mean
Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
[N:] Don't get mad, don't be mean
Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on
I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on
Bring that on
[N:] You know what I mean
Girl, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things
I’m only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It's OK, it's alright
I got something that you gonna like
Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash
[Chorus]
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And its you that I want
[N:] Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait
Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
[N:] Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more
== The Greatest Ever by Zeon ==
Zeon: [Walks onstage, waving to the crowd] Hey guys! I'd heard a lot of people liked my last song, so, for 50 bucks, I decided I'd sing about my favorite game! Heads up for Halo 3!
(Guy talking on headset)
I got a bag of Doritos
And a can of cherry coke
I turn on the Xbox
And I'm already stoked
Because I know
Nobody can step up to me
While I'm dominating
All the land in Halo 3.
The assault rifle is lame
The shotgun is insane
But I prefer the battle rifle
While I'm fighting long range
You'll be minding your own business
When you're POW BEAT DOWN
By the time you know it's me
I won't even be around.
(Echo)
And without a sound
You could try to find me
But you're the one who'll get found
And then I'll pump you fulla lead
Or lay you out with a grenade
If life was based on Halo
Then I know I'd have it made.
(Guy talks)
It's not that easy being me
I have endured and I have scars
But take a look at my rank:
A golden crest with stars
And my highest skill reached
In case you hadn't guessed
Is a number that the system
Can't begin to assess
Because I'm the best
You best not lose your head
You know you're playing against me
And that's enough said.
The accuracy of a hawk
And the skill of jui-jitsui,
I'll come down on you so fast that
You'll never know what hit you!
(Guy talks some more)
You might offer "party up"
But I guess that's too bad
I don't party up with anyone
Because I'm too rad
And you'll only make me lose
And that will make me mad
Then the best you'll get from me
Is a friendly teabag
I'll splatter you and beat you down
And maybe play you later
I don't care if you get angry
Cuz you're just another hater
"Skullkruncher13"
Is my live ID
And I'm the kinda kid who makes you wonder
"How'd he kill me?"
Beating and defeating
Every meeting of the cheating little campers
Their manliness could match exotic dancers
So don't be camping son
Because I got a Spartan laser
And I see you don't got one.
With a bing zap BAM
You'll be singin' hot damn
You got lasered by the skullkrunch
And that's who I am.
So no matter where you run
No matter how much luck,
I'll be the one to bring you down
And make a fella yell "darn!"
(Inspirational Speech)
The mongoose and the warthog
And the scorpion too
I got a license for em all
And I'm ready to kill you
You hear the engine reving
And you know what to do
But when you think you're on the ready
You're already run through son
Yea
You know it's what I do best
If I'm snapping your neck
Or makin' you a total mess.
And if you're new to halo,
Just call this a hazing.
If you gave me just a pistol
Then I'll make it look amazing.
There's something red
On my motion detector
I'll track it right down
Like I was a vector
Batting of shots
With my laser deflector
I'll fight for my Halo
And I'll always protect her
Halo is
The most incredible game
When I get online,
I see that people are lame
Cuz they all play a game named
Call of Duty
I would love that game
Yea if I was three.
I started off
I was friendly and nice
But now I've gotten much better
And my heart turned to ice
I talk smack
To the haters I play
And I can beat em all down
So I don't care what they say
Isolation, Last Resort
And even rat's nest
I can never stop playing
Cuz I'm kinda obssessed
You wanna fight?
I'll rise up to the test
Cuz you're gonna find out
Halo's what I do best
==LEATHER PANTS!==
Krillin Jr.: Yay! I wanna sing! *song starts* Ooooooh! Let's take his leather pants! Ooooooh! Let's take his leather pants! Ha ha, ha ha ha! Mwa ha, ha ha ha! La la, la la la! We want his leather pants! Gah gah, rah rah rah! Nah nah, flah flah flah! La la, cha cha cha! Take off his leather pants! I'm getting ready! My legs have been waxed! 'Cause when we get them! I am wearing your slacks! Right on my tush!Tush, tush, tush! Right on my tush (tush, tush, tush)! Right on my tush! Hey! We want your trousers! Your breeches, your chaps! No you can't get these pants! By shopping at GAP! Their service sucks! Sucks, sucks, sucks! It really sucks (sucks, sucks, sucks)! It really sucks!
== UGHSKSLDKFJDLKFJLK! ==
Zeon: [Walks in, sits down, quickly orders a drink.]