King Harkinian Somewhat Redeems Himself

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== Transcript ==
:King Harkinian: Zelda, I'm going away for a month.
:Zelda: A month?
:King Harkinian: A month.
:Zelda: A whole month?
:King Harkinian: A HOE month.
:Zelda: Really?
:King Harkinian: Yes!
:Zelda: A whole month?
:King Harkinian: Don't you understand what a month means?
:Zelda: No?
:King Harkinian: OAH! A month is four weeks!
:Zelda: One.
:King Harkinian: Four.
:Zelda: Two.
:King Harkinian: Four.
:Zelda: Come on, Father! Let's go!
:King Harkinian: Zelda, I'm going by myself!
:Zelda: What about me?
:King Harkinian: Zelda, stay here!
[Time card "One Month Later" is shown.]
:King Harkinian: A month.
:Zelda: Father! What do you want? Do you want something from me?
:Duke Onkled: Fuck me, Zelda!
:Zelda: No!
:Duke Onkled: Please fuck me, Zelda!
:Zelda: No!
:Duke Onkled: Please!
:Zelda: Stop!
:Duke Onkled: Please!
:Zelda: Don't hurt me!
[King Harkinian enters the castle.]
:King Harkinian: You don't fuck Zelda!
:Zelda: Father! You've saved me!
:Duke Onkled: Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!
:King Harkinian: Fuck you, Duke Onkled! Take him away!
:Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized your prison!
:Ganon: I shall keep your prison!
:King Harkinian: Hmm...
:Gwonam: Fari!
:Lord Kiro: Yes!
:Gwonam: Imprisoned Duke Onkled in your house!
:Lord Kiro: I'll take Duke Onkled!
:Zelda: Good!
[Soon, Duke Onkled and Lord Kiro are on a ship bound for Gamelon.]
:Duke Onkled: Have mercy!
:Lord Kiro: Hey!
:Zelda: Thanks, Father! Let's have a feast!
:King Harkinian & Zelda: [laughing]
:Ganon: Die!
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