Episode 1167 (16th July 1987)

==Plot==
News for the fat man, news for the rabbit - is Beckindale ready for Archie's Teenage Rural Angst? But that's only if he makes it back in time for the premiere of Jack's new play, after he and Seth find themselves stranded in Leeds. Meanwhile, Annie wonders just why Joe wanted the milk quotas, and whether Demdyke is safe as a result. The stage catches fire at the end of the play.
==Cast==
===Regular cast===
*Annie Sugden - Sheila Mercier
*Matt Skilbeck - Frederick Pyne
*Amos Brearly - Ronald Magill
*Henry Wilks - Arthur Pentelow
*Jack Sugden - Clive Hornby
*Joe Sugden - Frazer Hines
*Alan Turner - Richard Thorp
*Rev. Donald Hinton - Hugh Manning
*Dolly Skilbeck - Jean Rogers
*Seth Armstrong - Stan Richards
*Jackie Merrick - Ian Sharrock
*Sandie Merrick - Jane Hutcheson
*Mrs Bates - Diana Davies
*Kathy Bates - Malandra Burrows
*Nick Bates - Cy Chadwick
*Archie Brooks - Tony Pitts
*Phil Pearce - Peter Alexander
*Ruth Pennington - Julia Chambers
*Jock MacDonald - Drew Dawson
*Bill Middleton - Johnny Caesar
*Sam Skilbeck - Benjamin Whitehead
===Guest cast===
None.
==Locations==
*Unknown road in Leeds - Archie's caravan
*Emmerdale Farm - Living room/farmhouse kitchen
*Home Farm - Living room/office
*Unknown roads
*Cricket Pavilion - Village green
*3 Demdyke Row - Living room
==Notes==
*A businessman who helps out Seth and Archie is uncredited, despite a line of dialogue.
Category:1987 episodes
Category:Emmerdale Farm episodes