The Condom Warrior

== Member of the Miracle Warrior Family. ==
Bearer of the legendary condom and destroyer of the barstool champion. He wielded two large candleholders, which he later swapped for one even larger candleholder wielded like a pike.
He upgraded the condom to the condom cap, which would then become a family relic for generations to come. Unfortunately, he perished to an unknown assailant shortly after. His cap would end up in the possession of John Miracle.