Episode Transcripts

This article has transcripts of all episodes of the Nekci Menij Show to Date. Words shoud be spelled correctly to avoid confusion. Also, please censor all swears to keep this page appropriate. Thank you. 69.207.75.129 14:44, July 19, 2013 (UTC)Ketywilbebak
==Trolling Brinty==
Nekci: 'Kay hi I'm Nekci. This [is] my friend, Rhenna. (RHENNA enters)
Rhenna: Hey.
Nekci: Rhenna,
Rhenna: Yes, Nekci?
Nekci: let's go and troll other pop b*****s.
Rhenna: 'Kay.
Nekci: Oh look! There's One! (BRINTY SPREAS enters.) Hey Brinty.
Brinty: Hey!
Nekci: Brinty you'[a]re such a flop.
Brinty: Nekci why [are] you sayin[g] this to me?
Nekci: You haven't had a hit [song] in years.
Brinty: This is upsettin[g] me.
Nekci: Even Rhenna is better than you and look at the state of that.
Rhenna: ...
Brinty: Nekci why [are you doing this] though.
Nekci: Brinty please [stop being stupid]. Oh S***! Look who the f*** it is now! (LADEY GAGS enters)
Gags: Hey, Rhenna.
Rhenna: Hey, Gags. What [are] you up to?
Gags: [I have] Just been tourin[g] and drivin[g] and stuff. Where'[i]s Nekci and Brinty?
Rhenna: I don't know. [By the way,] why do you have [a] man's voice
Gags: That's as irrelevant as your latest single. By the way, Rhenna,
Rhenna: What?
Gags: Stop doin[g] that [changing weaves rapidly].
Rhenna: Gags please [stop trying to change me].
Gags: (sees Nekci and Brinty in Rhenna's weave.) ...
Nekci: Rhenna. You dumb h**. Now that b**** can see us hiding in your s*** weave.
Rhenna: Nekci is a twat to be honest.
Gags: Rhenna [and] I actually agree. We should get Nekci back for being such a d*** to us.
Nekci: 'Kay.
==Da Quen B==
Nekci: Oh hey. I'm just chillin[g]. Bein[g] Nekci. (KETY PERR enters) Oh look! It’s my B.F.F., Kety!
Kety: Hey, Nekci!
Nekci: What the f***, Kety. [Yo]u look like s***. Try to be original next time[you come here]. (BAYONSE NOALS enters)
Bayonse: Girl~~!! (Sees NEKCI and KETY) What the f*** is this? 
Nekci: Oh hey, Bayonse!
Bayonse: Nekci, this is beyond a joke. [Yo]u two are copying me!
Kety: Whats?
Bayonse: Wo[ah!] Wo[ah!] Wo[ah!] Who is this?
Kety: I’m Kety Perr.
Bayonse: Never heard of you, Carly. Nekci, Who is this b****?
Nekci: It’s Kety Perr.
Bayonse: I don’t know any Stacey[s]. She can go s*** a d***
Kety: kay.
Bayonse: I’m the Que[e]n B[ee].
Nekci: Um, there’s only one queen. And that’s Medoner… B****
Bayonse: Um.. Who?
Medoner (Offstage): L…V…U…Medoner!
Kety: Not again! Oh My God!
Bayonse: Oh S***! Not That B****[again]! (MEDONER enters)
Nekci: Medoner, these h**s copied me!
Medoner: What the F***, Nekci! Don’t speak to me again! Why [are] you in my house?
Bayonse: Nekci, you said this was your house!
Nekci: Bayonse please [be quiet].
Medoner: Who [is] that?
Bayonse: It’s Naomi.
Kety: No. My name is Kety.
Medoner: I Don’t Give A! Speaking of which, who wants to buy my new album, MDNE.
Nekci: How many do you have left?
Medoner: Like two or something. (Over 20 copies fall on KETY.) Poor Kelly.
Nekci: Bayonse, we should help Medoner sell her album
Bayonse: Are you f****n’ kidding, Nekci? (BAYONSE exits)
Medoner: Thanks, Nekci.
Kety: Please help.