Brazilian Wine Crashes 1876

This is a detailed account of all Brazilian Wine Crashes that took place during 1876.
==The Crash of July 16th 1876==
This is the only recorded wine crash to have occured in the territory of Brazil during the year of 1876 and left a major impact of the diplomatic situation of the world. The crash occured on July 16th, 1876 during the visit of French diplomat Jacques Jean Paul Batiste Vitaloun Henri Louis Fermington to Brazil in order to establish an alliance between the two nations. He arrived to the country on July 10th, first meeting with his Brazilian counterpart, Ferdinando Peculio Je Autoliuo Mentisomo Retiratoromarotanyi on July 12th in a random castle in the middle of the Amazon Forest. This meeting would go well, with both men drinking wine and discussing such things as wine, beer, coffee, bricks, castles, cattle, dogs, cities and maybe, just maybe, alliances. This would repeat on July 13th, 14th and 15th, before the two men moved to the palace of the Brazilian emperor, Jaun Pedro de Marria III on July 16th to once more discuss about wine. As the meeting started, both men poured in a glass of wine and began drinking, dicussing their previously agreed upon topic. After three hours of debate and many drinks, the Brazilian emperor would suddenly storm into the room and demand the men to explain themselves, yelling so loudly it caused Jacques Jean Paul Batiste Vitaloun Henri Louis Fermington to freak out and by accident drop over his wine glass, spilling wine all over the fine tablecloth and his own clothes, causing him to immediately cancel the meeting and leave the room, while the Brazilian emperor Jaun Pedro de Marria III fired his diplomat and asigned a new one to discuss with the French diplomat. This would have major affect on the continuation of the meetings, as Jacques, embaressed and annoyed, would refuse to meet until the 19th, when he quickly explained to his new Brazilian counterpart that he did not want to discuss about anything but the alliance and did not want to drink wine, causing his Brazilian counterpart, Artidudu Remitrodbao Raoferto Demiano Gertrudi to erupt into anger and call Jacques a "wile dog", causing Jacques Jean Paul Batiste Vitaloun Henri Louis Fermington to immediately exit the room and leave for France two days later, destroying the oppurtunity for a Franco-Brazilian Alliance and changing the outcome of the coming Eight World War forever.
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