Murder Drones: Back in Action (A Looney Tunes Movie)/Trailer transcripts

=="Set in Stone" teaser==
:(A dark hallway is shown as it is snowing outside. The scene keeps zooming in, until a pair of purple eyes light up the dark spot of the hallway.)
SET IN STONEELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHDAVID J. DIXONTEASER AT THE PREMIERE OF
=="Set in Stone" teaser trailer==
:(The trailer opens on Uzi walking around Copper-9.)
:Uzi: (narrating) My name... is Uzi. I'm just your regular angsty teen who doesn't open up to anybody.
:(Cut to Uzi storing her stuff in her locker.)
:Thad: Hey, Uzi. What's up?
:Uzi: I don't have time to listen to that question, okay? (cut to her bumping into a drone as she continues narrating) That is, until I met... (N's face is shown on camera) ...him.
:(Cut to Uzi & N fighting, which ends with them inside a drone pod.)
:N: So... um... do you wanna talk about anything?
:Uzi: Bite me. (narrates again) At first, I talked to him in ways literally every angsty teen does to others.
:N: Hey, um, you wanna biscuit?
:Uzi: No, not now.
:N: Okay, then. How about a hug?
:Uzi: Not that either. (narrating) Until...
:(An explosion goes off with Uzi trapped in it. She emerges out unconscious as N cradles her in his arms.)
:N: Uzi? UZI? UZI!?
THIS FALL
:(The scene cuts to Uzi shocked at the discovery of what seems to be a nuclear bomb. It transitions to N sulking in a corner sadly as Khan is heard speaking.)
:Khan: What happened to my daughter? (cut to him violently shaking N) TELL ME!
:(Cut to Lizzy dunking Uzi's head in a drinking fountain.)
introducingELSIE LOVELOCK
:(Cut to Uzi & N in an unknown facility.)
:Uzi: N, get out of here, now!
:N: What? But-
:Uzi: I SAID GET OUT! (cut to her slamming her bedroom door shut)
andMICHAEL KOVACH
:(The scene cuts to J & N arguing, with V watching aside.)
:J: Why do you care so much about someone not related to our work here?
:N: Because she's my FRIEND! (coils into fetal position) You just wouldn't understand it.
withBUGS BUNNY
:(As soon as the text above appears, a record scratch is heard.)
:Uzi: Wait a second! (cut to her & N in a recording booth, as she rechecks the script) The script wasn't like this before! There's no Looney Tunes in this movie! (her expression changes to shock once she sees the Looney Tunes on the other side of the booth)
:Daffy: There are now! (the rest of the Tunes cheer) Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo!
:("Fissatore" by Cloax plays.)
JEFF BERGMANis BUGS BUNNY
:(Cut to Bugs eating a carrot & burping.)
ERIC BAUZAis DAFFY DUCK
:(Cut to Daffy screaming as he hits a car window.)
NOLA KLOP
:(Cut to V blowing bubbles in their pod.)
andBOB BERGEN
:(Cut to Daffy on the phone with Porky.)
:Porky: Daffy, w-w-w-where are you?!
GET READY FOR ACTION
:(The scene shows Daffy performing karate moves on the boardroom table.)
ENDLESS SCREAMING
:(The scene shows the heroes screaming as Tina's car falls down, & N screaming alone before it is cut short by the following text.)
AND EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOMS
:(The scene shows the explosion montage of every jetpack Daffy puts on exploding, & Uzi blowing up the ACME satellite offscreen as multiple scenes are shown in rapid-fire succession, ending once the movie's logo is shown.)
GET READY TO GO ANGSTY
:(The text above, reading, "ANGSTY", glitches into "LOONEY".)
GET READY TO GO LOONEYTHIS THANKSGIVING
==Goat vs. G.O.A.T. TV Spot==
:Michael: (as N) Hey, uh, Bugs? I honestly don't understand why some humans commend other humans as, "the goat", & I looked it up, & apparently, "goat" is an animal.
:Jeff: (as Bugs) Okay, let me stop you right there, Mac. You see, there's a difference. When people say that somebody is "the goat", it's actually an acronym for "the greatest of all time". See where I'm coming from?
:Michael: (as N) Uh, yeah! Thanks for the clarification!
:Elsie: (as Uzi) N, I think you still kinda have a couple screws loose.
:Bugs: Eh, & I feel uncomfortable with new "slang" language.
:🎵 Welcome to the Space Jam 🎵
:("Jam" echoes" as the following pops up.)
NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHJEFF BERGMANNOVEMBER
==Summer TV Spot==
:(While Bugs, N, V, & Thad are playing beach volleyball, Uzi & Daffy are seated near them.)
:Daffy: Say Uzi, why aren't you wearing a beach outfit like everyone else?
:Uzi: Bite me! It's not like wearing a jacket in the beach is outlawed. Besides, I'm a robot. I don't sweat like the average human.
:Daffy: Fair. (drinks lemonade as a beach ball hits him in the face)
:N: (offscreen) Sorry!
ELSIE LOVELOCKERIC BAUZAFULL TRAILERTOMORROW
==Official trailer==
:(The GLITCH Productions logo glitches on screen, which glitches to Uzi working on her railgun.)
:Uzi: Those stupid humans are going to pay for what they did to us.
:(N appears near the entrance of the pod.)
:N: Hi, Uzi!
:Uzi: Oh, brother.
2 DRONES
:N: I'm just going to ask you this once: are you really sure about what you're going to be doing to humankind?
:Uzi: YES!
AGAINST OUR WORLD
:(The scene displays Uzi laughing evilly on top of a broken car as it cuts to Daffy popping in.)
:Daffy: Guess who?
:(Uzi is initially shocked at the sight of Daffy as it cuts to the WB Pictures logo, then to the WB Animation logo.)
thisNOVEMBER
:Uzi: What are you?
:Daffy: I'm a handsome matinee idol... (Uzi & N shoot glares at him) What?
ANGSTY
:(Cut to Uzi, V, & N chasing Daffy through a background which rips off as Uzi tries following him in it. Daffy appears behind her.)
:Daffy: Looking for me?
meetsLOONEY
:(Cut to the Warner Bros. boardroom.)
:Warner Bros. CEO: That's it! You're fired!
:Daffy: (gasps) You can't fire me! I'm an integral part of this studio! (Daffy sees his stuff inside a box, & then scowls at the CEOs) You're ALL despicable! (the scene shows the collapse of the Warner Bros. tower as Daffy says the following lines) I wish this company good riddance in the next 20 years!
:(The water tower collapses, flooding the lot with water.)
:Bugs: It's a good thing the Animaniacs weren't there. (cut to him in a shower as an unknown force pulls the curtain offscreen as he screams)
:(The scene cuts to Daffy reading a letter.)
:Daffy: A super spy mission? We can't turn down an offer like this!
:Uzi: Hey! You said you'd be helping us get back home!
:Daffy: Why not juggle 2 balls & do both at the same time?
:Uzi: Fair point, if you can even multitask anyway.
:Daffy: We'll see about that.
:(Cut to the ACME chairman talking to his subordinates.)
:Mr. Chairman: We cannot let the good guys win this time, people!
:(Cut to the illegal aliens gathered around Bugs, Daffy, & N dancing in lederhosen.)
:V: Well, that's working.
:("How You Like That" by BLACKPINK starts playing.)
:🎵 How you like... 🎵
:(Cut to Uzi, V, & N chasing Daffy again through the WB studio lot.)
:🎵 How you like... 🎵
:(Cut to the illegal aliens being released, rampaging around Area 52.)
:Uzi: What the hell are those?
:Daffy: Illegal aliens!
:🎵 How you like... 🎵
:Daffy: Relax, I know fear, a state of terror! (a screaming montage of the heroes plays)
:Uzi: Okay, can we all stop screaming now? It's getting repetitive.
:🎵 How you like... 🎵
ERICBAUZA
:🎵 THAT! 🎵
:(Cut to Bugs & Daffy in a cannon launcher with helmets, with more focus on the latter.)
:Daffy: FIRE!
:(Pepè le Pew lights up the launcher.)
:🎵 How you like... 🎵
:(Daffy & Bugs are fired out of the cannon.)
JEFFBERGMAN
:🎵 That-tha-tha-tha-that 🎵
:(Cut to Bugs blowing away a pointilized Elmer Fudd.)
:Bugs: (snickers) Ain't I a stinker?
introducingELSIE LOVELOCK
:🎵 How you like that? 🎵
:Uzi: Bite me! (cut to her fighting off Yosemite Sam's car)
andMICHAEL KOVACH
:🎵 How you like that-tha-tha-tha-that 🎵
:(Cut to N stabbing an illegal alien, saving Porky.)
:Porky: Oh, my g-g-g-g-g-goodness. T-t-t-t-that was... violent.
:N: Sorry!
:Porky: N-no, don't worry. It's fine.
:Daffy: Yikes! Well that was certainly graphic.
:🎵 How you like that? 🎵
:(Cut to the desert.)
:Daffy: But that's not all, folks! Stay "tooned" because by the time we'll get back we'll be discussing rumors about Uzi & N's secret love life.
:Uzi: WHAT?
:Daffy: How was that, Daffy? (cut to reveal Daffy in a director's chair) That's a good one, Daffy!
:🎵 How you like that? 🎵 ("that" starts echoing)
ERIC BAUZAELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHand JEFF BERGMANin theatersNOVEMBER 12
==Full Trailer Online TV Spot==
:(The WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH logos pop up.)
:Bugs: Get a load of this!
:Voiceover: Prepare for a remake better than ever!
:(Cut to Uzi in Tina's car.)
:Uzi: Everyone knows remakes always blow. Why make one?
:Daffy: Well, not all remakes do!
:Uzi: Really? Give me an example.
:Daffy: Well, um, nothing comes to mind right now, but it's true!
ELSIE LOVELOCKERIC BAUZAMICHAEL KOVACHJEFF BERGMAN
:Voiceover: Full trailer available online. This film is not yet rated.
==Bugs Bunny Birthday TV Spot==
:(Open on Billy West in the wilderness, using his Elmer Fudd voice.)
:Billy: (as Elmer) Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm huntin' a wabbit! (laughs, sees Bugs)
:Jeff: (offscreen, as Bugs) Hoo, that was a nice swim.
:Billy: (as Elmer, hidden in a bush) I've got you now, you stinkin' wabbit! (fires, but confetti comes out his gun instead) Wait, that wasn't supposed to happen!
:Jeff: (as Bugs) Aw! On my birthday? You shouldn't have! (hugs Billy)
:Billy: (as Elmer) Oh, bwother.
HAPPY BIRTHDAYBUGS!
JEFF BERGMAN is BUGS BUNNY
BILLY WEST is ELMER FUDD
:Voiceover: Full trailer online. This film is not yet rated.
==Know Your Voice Actors TV Spot==
:Bugs: Ya know, some people are fooled into thinking, "Hey, look! Bugs Bunny is real! Ooh, Daffy's real! But Lola's like 1 of those guys in mascot costumes!". When in reality, that last part applies to all of us! They may think cartoons are real...
:(The scene with Bugs to reveal Jeff Bergman in a recording booth.)
:Jeff: (in Bugs' voice) ...but they don't know regular voice actors very well, do they? (looks at the camera & speaks in his normal voice) I'm Jeff Bergman, by the way. (slips into his Bugs voice) The voice of Bugs Bunny in Murder Drones: Back in Action (A Looney Tunes Movie)! In theaters November 12.
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAJEFF BERGMANTHIS NOVEMBER
==Drone TV Spot==
:(Cut to Daffy, Uzi, & N in a black void.)
:Daffy: You know, when you mentioned you were drones, I thought you meant the other kind of drone.
:Uzi: What exactly?
:(Daffy pulls out a joystick & a drone pops in.)
:N: Aw, that's cute!
ELSIE LOVELOCK
:(Cut to Uzi activating her railgun, laughing.)
NOLA KLOP
:(Cut to V seeing Uzi & N trying to get the Looney Tunes rings off the monitor.)
:V: Good luck with that!
MICHAEL KOVACH
:(Cut to N looking at some playing cards.)
:N: H-hit me!
:Sam: No, no! Hit me, fragnabbit! (gets hit by Foghorn) Son of a-!
:(Cut back to the drone pod.)
:N: Uh, V? A little help here?
:V: You 2 literally chained me up! How do you expect me to do anything?
:N: Sorry!
:Uzi: Oh, brother.
NOVEMBER
==Slapstick TV Spot==
:("I'm Sexy & I Know It" by LMFAO plays.)
:Bugs: Get a load of this!
:(Cut to Uzi pulling off some anime moves on Nasty Canasta, then to Bugs being defeated by Marvin's bubble gun. Daffy can only jaw drop at the sight. Cut to numerous slapstick moments in the movie.)
:Uzi: Thank robo-God for the power of pirated anime!
:(Cut to Daffy sarcastically looking at Bugs after being shot by Elmer.)
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOVEMBER 12
==Chemistry TV Spot==
onNOVEMBER 12
:Voiceover: On November 12...
:(Cut to Uzi & Daffy beside each other.)
ELSIE LOVELOCK
:Voiceover: ...opposites attract.
:(Cut to Uzi in the desert.)
:Uzi: Oh, please!
ERIC BAUZA
:(Cut to N & Uzi sleeping together, awoken by Daffy playing the piano.)
:Voiceover: ...platonically.
:Daffy: You 2 sleep cute!
:Uzi: Not this again!
:Voiceover: Rated-
:Sylvester: Yeah, yeah, PG-teens, smithreens, stop it, ya smart aleck.
:Voiceover: Oh wait, this film is still not yet rated.
==Basic Info TV Spot==
:Bugs: Get a load of this!
ON NOVEMBER 12
:Voiceover: On Nove-
:(A record scratch is heard, & Jeff Bergman pulls up the screen.)
:Jeff: (as Sylvester) Okay, buster! I've had enough of this! Stop being a Captain Obvious in these advertisements.
:Michael: (as N) I hate to interrupt, but that's what announcers like this guy does.
:Jeff: (as Sylvester) And why? He's starting to sound like a broken record, it's frustrating!
:Eric: (as Daffy) The real question is, how is this movie going to be a success at the box office?
:Jeff: (as Sylvester) By constant ad- (grumbles off the scene)
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAIN THEATERS NOVEMBER 2021
==The Looniest Crew TV Spot==
:(The WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH logos pop up.)
this year
:(Cut to N glitching out in the garage.)
:N: It's happening!
MEET THE LOONIESTCREW EVER
:(Cut to Nasty Canasta lighting up a stick of dynamite.)
:Uzi: How the hell does he have dynamite?
:Daffy: Welcome to my world, chum! Woo-hoo!
:Uzi: Well, that warrants an angsty backstory.
ERIC BAUZA isDAFFY DUCK
:(Cut to Daffy running to the Batmobile, laughing.)
ERIC GOLDBERG asMARVIN THE MARTIAN
:(Cut to Marvin confronting Bugs.)
:Marvin: Everything you know & love will be eradicated!
JEFF BENNETT isYOSEMITE SAM
:(Cut to Yosemite Sam slipping on a banana peel, with Daffy laughing.)
and FOGHORN LEGHORN
:(Cut to Foghorn whacking Yosemite Sam with a wooden plank.)
:Sam: Doooh!
BILLY WESTELMER FUDD
:(Cut to Elmer catching Daffy at the Louvre, putting him at gunpoint.)
:Elmer: I got you now!
JEFF BERGMAN isBUGS BUNNY
:(Cut to him in the spy car.)
:Bugs: Daff never misses a cue.
& SYLVESTER
:(Cut to Sylvester being ambushed by multicolored birds resembling Tweety.)
:Tweety: Cwy fweedom!
go looneyNOVEMBER 12
==New Announcer TV Spot==
:(Open on a grumpy Sylvester.)
:Voiceover: So, I take it you're very annoyed of me?
:Sylvester: Very much!
:Voiceover: Well, I am certain you'll like our replacement.
:Sylvester: Wait, who-
:Foghorn: So, I say, I say, y'all need to watch this here movie, because it was a real blast to make! There's gon' be action, stuff blowin' up to smithreens, "angsty" material, & uh-
:Sylvester: (hits Foghorn) Ah, SHUT UP!
:Foghorn: Okay, okay, I'll knock it off, but I say, I say, you do need to realize that your here predicament is somethin' you brought upon yourself, son-
:(Sylvester screams as Foghorn is heard indistinctively ranting as the following text pops up.)
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOVEMBER 12
==Second Trailer==
:(The scene fades & zooms in to a director's chair & film reel. Indistinctive noise can be heard in the background.)
:Joe: Everyone, in their places, now! (once the camera finally zooms in the film reel, the text "LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION" is seen written on it catching Joe Dante's attention) What's this doing here? (places it behind the chair) Alright, we're ready to roll!
:Pete: Jenna, you're on the scene. (the camera cuts to a door, which Pete Browngardt opens) Are the voice actors ready?
:(Cut to the main 7 voice actors looking behind & giving signs of approval. Pete nods, as we cut to them putting their headphones, with Jeff Bergman getting particular focus.)
:Liam: Alright, everyone! Quiet on the set!
:Joe: Lights! (focus is given to some overhead spotlights lighting up) Camera! (cut to a camera in view, then back to Joe) 3, 2, 1... (points at the scene) ACTION!
:(A shower is heard running as the WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH Productions logos appear. The scene fades to Bugs Bunny showering.)
:Bugs: Say, doc, wouldn't now be a good time to something productive besides sitting in front of a screen all day? (a figure gradually comes close to Bugs showering, with their shadow seen through the curtain, revealing to be Porky as he opens the curtain, as Bugs screams)
THE SPY ADVENTUREOF THE YEAR
:(Cut to Uzi cackling on top of a car, & then to Daffy on the phone.)
:Daffy: I'm off to Las Vegas to match wits with spies & showgirls! (cut to Porky on the other side of the call) I know you're worried sick of me, but I promise, when this whole shebang is done, I'll be right back home. See ya later, chum! (hangs up)
:Porky: W-w-w-w-well, we tried.
:Bugs: (narrating) Bugs' log: #1.
IS COMIN'IN HOT
:(Cut to Bugs sitting besides Porky in Tina's car.)
:Bugs: (narrating) It has been 5 hours ever since Daffy Duck has been laid off by the folks at Warner Bros.
:(Cut to the WB boardroom.)
:Warner Bros. CEO #1: That's it! You're fired!
:Daffy: (gasps overdramatically) You can't fire me! I'm an integral part of this studio~ (trails off as he notices his stuff) Hey, that's the stuff from my office!
:Warner Bros. CEO #1: You don't have an office.
:Warner Bros. CEO #2: Not anymore.
:Daffy: You're all despicable! I wish this company good riddance in the next 20 years!
:(Cut to Bugs, who can only solemnly look at Daffy walk out of the room. He sighs in disappointment.)
:Bugs: (narrating) Of course, they haven't realized what's going to happen next.
:(This dialogue overlays Daffy noticing Uzi, N, & V fall out of a portal. He smiles deviously, picks up a marker, & removes the cap. Uzi & N then wake up.)
:Uzi: How the hell did we get these mustaches? (she sees Daffy running around the lot, drawing mustaches on anything & anybody; it cuts to the drone trio chasing Daffy) Come back here!
:Security Guard: (notices the chase) Intruders! (Uzi notices him coming for them, so she tries blasting at him with her railgun, but misses & hits a building) Oh, you're gonna pay for that, too!
:(Cut to the Batmobile ramming over a post of the water tower. Many people notice & run away.)
:Uzi: Hey, what's going on?
:N: (points at the falling water tower) Something tells me we might have to leave quickly.
:(Cut to the water tower finally falling down, & then to the security guard, with Daffy in his clutches.)
:Daffy: You're in big trouble.
:Security Guard: Be quiet!
from the looney humans behindLOONEY TUNES CARTOONSGREMLINS& CLIFFSIDE
:(Cut to Bugs back at Tina's car, looking up to the sky with determination.)
:Bugs: (narrating) I have teamed up with a few friends to help fulfill this plan. (cut to him & Porky at his & Daffy's house) So, how's about we hitch a ride on this? (he & Porky get in the car) Las Vegas, Jeeves.
:(Cut to Daffy, Uzi, N, & V running away from Yosemite Sam in Las Vegas.)
:Uzi: Does he ever let up?
:Daffy: Knowing him, never.
:Bugs: (narrating) Now it's our mission to fix what was lost. (cut to them fighting off the aliens in Area 52) To set things right. (cut to Daffy running around the WB lot) And to get Daffy back.
ELSIE LOVELOCK
:(Uzi looking through a window in an abandoned Copper-9 facility underlays the text.)
MICHAEL KOVACH
:(N attacking some illegal aliens underlays the text.)
ERIC BAUZA
:(Daffy sticking his head out of DJ's car underlays the text.)
andJEFF BERGMAN
:(Bugs looking elsewhere with a determined face underlays the text. Cut to Marvin laughing evilly, & then to a bunch of action sequences in the film.)
:Daffy: Mother.
:(Cut back to Bugs in the car with Porky.)
:Bugs: Don't worry, Daff. We'll get 'cha back, & I promise you're going to get better treatment from now on. Hold on tight, chum.
in cinemasthis NOVEMBER
:(Cut back to the recording booth with Jeff Bergman in focus.)
:Jeff: How was that?
:Voice Director: I mean, well, it's nice.
==Proper Movie TV Spot==
:(Open on Eric Bauza in a director's chair.)
:Eric: Good evening. I'm Eric Bauza, (transitions to his Daffy voice) the voice of Daffy Duck, & here are some tips on how to properly make a movie.
#1GET TRUE TALENT
:(As Eric narrates in Daffy's voice, various scenes in the movie play out.)
:Daffy: I mean, come on! What's the purpose of getting famous names if they don't even know what they're doing?
:(Cut to Stephen Curry in a basketball court, with Bugs standing next to him as multiple film equipment surround them.)
:Director: And, action!
:Stephen: Um... what am I even doing here again?
:Bugs: (facepalms) And I thought I was the stinker around here.
#2GIVE RECOGNITION TO SMALLER NAMES
:Daffy: Hollywood needs to understand that if they want cast members to be popular, they need to be prominently advertised. A LOT. That's how you make small names big names!
:(As Daffy talks, Elsie Lovelock is seen walking on the side walk, passing by a poster for the movie. She backtracks, seeing her name on the poster.)
:Elsie: Hey, that's me!
#3ADVERTISE THE MOVIE A LOT
:Daffy: If you really want for your movie to cash in a ton of moolah, you need to really follow this step. It can be in any way! (cut to promotional material for the movie) Posters! Radio advertisements! TV commercials! Tie-ins! Tie-in TV commercials! The whole shebang! Woo-hoo!
#4TREAT THE PRODUCTION STAFF WELL
:(Cut to behind-the-scenes footage featuring the crew members.)
:Daffy: Because if you're happy, & they're happy, this is a movie everyone will love! (cut back to Eric) Well, not everybody.
this NOVEMBERget ready for the Tunes (& the drones)
:Voiceover: Second trailer out online. This film is not yet rated.
==No Spoilers TV Spot==
:Michael: (as N) Hello! I'm Serial Designation N! (gestures to Uzi) And this is my friend, Uzi!
:Elsie: (as Uzi) Okay, & we're here to tell you about... not spoiling anything about this movie. (pulls out her railgun) Ever.
:Michael: (as N) Uzi, no!
:Elsie: (as Uzi, grumbles) Fine.
:Michael: (as N) But, like she said, we're here to advise you on avoiding spoilers for our new movie, Murder Drones: Back in Action!
:(Pan to Lizzy typing on her cellphone.)
:Uzi: Step 1, keep your theories to yourself. Who knows, maybe your theories may actually be answered in the film.
:(Cut to months later, Lizzy's feed is spammed with comments about how she technically spoiled some events of the movie with her theories. Swipe to Thad checking his phone.)
:N: Step 2, stay off of social media for a while to avoid encountering spoilers yourself!
:(As he says this, after some consideration, Thad puts his phone on his pocket & walks away. Transition back to Uzi & N.)
:Elsie: (as Uzi) Step 3, for the marketing team, don't include or produce promotional material that contains heavy spoilers. 
:Michael: (as N) And step 4, please don't keep re-using a particularly funny moment in promos for the movie that when it releases, it becomes unfunny. It's best to... not show it off.
:Elsie: (as Uzi) Well, that's everything. Are we done here?
:Michael: (as N) Yep! (to the audience) If you can find time, don't forget to see our feature film, Murder Drones: Back in Action (A Looney Tunes Movie)! In theaters November 12.
:Elsie: (as Uzi) Can't wait to see this movie blow it at the box office. And not in the good way. (snickers)
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAthis NOVEMBER
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
==Pitch TV Spot==
:(As the WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH logos transition into each other via glitching, police sirens are heard.)
:Elmer: (speaking with a lisp, as Daffy voices everyone in the pitch) Be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm on a wampage! (laughs)
:(Porky & Speedy, as police officers, watch the rampage go down, when Porky's phone rings.)
:Daffy: (over the phone) Come in, Porkchop!
:Porky: (also with a lisp) Eh, y-y-y-y-yes, Sir, it's q-q-q-q-quite the trouble happening d-d-d-downtown!
:Daffy: Don'cha worry, Mac. I'm on the way. (hangs up)
:Porky: Make it q-q-q-q-quick, Sir! I d-d-d-don't think we have much time!
:Elmer: (laughs) No powice can stop me now! But if there's anyone, who could it possibwy be?
:(Cut to Duck Dodgers standing atop of a building.)
:Daffy: (narrating) You may be wondering, "Shouldn't Duck Dodgers be protecting the galaxy at this time"? Well, I'd say this was supposed to be a day-off, but things... took a turn for the worse. (cut to Duck Dodgers fighting Elmer, which pauses in the middle of it) Unfortunately, the big wigs at Warner Bros. never wanted this to come to pass.
ERIC BAUZAJEFF BERGMANin all cinema formatsNOVEMBER 12
==1 on 1 TV Spot==
:(Open on Elsie Lovelock & Uzi sitting across each other.)
:Elsie: What exactly did humans do to you that made you want to do this, um... revolution?
:Uzi: Well, you stole my voice!
:Elsie: No, I'm asking what did JCJenson do to you, personally?
:Uzi: (huffs & crosses her arms) Bite me.
:(Cut to Michael Kovach & N.)
:Michael: You know, I was wondering; what do you love doing, specifically?
:N: Well, I like petting puppies, hanging out with friends, MURDERING FOR OIL, helping those in need...
:(Michael stares at the screen in horror as the scene cuts to Eric Bauza & Daffy Duck conversing.)
:Eric: Y'know, considering I play you, & you're a duck, I'd think you'd like to meet Buhdeuce! I play him as well & he's also a duck!
:Daffy: Oh, you've definitely reached a whole level of distance there! And I'm not liking it.
:(Cut to Jeff Bergman & Bugs Bunny.)
:Jeff: So, what do you think of today's music?
:Bugs: Oh, none of them hold a candle to the greats such as Frank Sinatra, Air Supply, The Carpenters, Starship, they're all better than whatever people like Ariana Grande are making. But don't tell her I said that, doc.
:Jeff: You have my word.
in cinemasNOVEMBER 12
==Whole Lot Loonier TV Spot==
:(The WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH logos appear altogether. Cut to Daffy holding Uzi's railgun.)
:Daffy: Ooh! A toy gun!
:Uzi: Oh, don't you da-
:(The railgun shoots at Daffy, who has his beak in the opposite direction.)
:Daffy: Well, it's a real gun.
THIS NOVEMBER
:(Cut to several action scenes in the movie, minus the final battle.)
THINGS JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT LOONIER
:(Cut to Marvin staring down Bugs while locked in a tube.)
:Marvin: Listen, Earth rodent, when I get out of here, ooh, you will not imagine what I have in store for you!
:Bugs: Eh, whatever, doc. (walks away)
:Marvin: Don't you even think of taking my threats too lightly, you pesky rabbit!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAin cinemasFALL 2021
==Celebrities TV Spot==
:(Cut to Elsie Lovelock, Michael Kovach, Bob Bergen, & Eric Bauza looking at a movie trailer on a TV mentioning famous celebrities.)
:Elsie: (in Uzi's voice) Yeesh, some of these human actors are very pathetic. What's with these casting choices? It feels like these celebrities act flatly!
:Eric: (in Daffy's voice) I know what you mean. I've never liked starring alongside some celebrities myself.
:Michael: (in N's voice) Were they problematic or something?
:Eric: (in Daffy's voice) No, but hearing or seeing their voices or faces in movies is just terrible! Next, they're going to replace a prolific personality with a more famous one, like, you know, Ariana Grande! And when there are small but prolific names in a movie, they're left out!
:Bob: (in Porky's voice) Hollywood doesn't get t-t-t-t-the logic here. The famous get more famous & the prolific yet mildly advertised get pushed to the sidelines. They just aren't t-t-t-talented, but they're there to m-m-m-make a lot of money.
:Michael: (in N's voice) I know. It's kinda sad that such talented names are being pushed aside for the more recognizable ones.
:Elsie: (in Uzi's voice) Yeah, what are they gonna do next, pull someone like this Taylor Swift person out of a rabbit hat & cast her for a quick buck?
:Bob: (in Porky's voice) I don't know. Some of these g-g-g-g-guys just aren't true actors like us.
:Eric: (in Daffy's voice) And that is why if someone's well known, why prominently advertise them when the whole world knows who they are? Time to make way for new innate skill & talent! We're making a new era of Hollywood marketing!
ERIC BAUZAELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHJEFF BERGMANERIC GOLDBERGBOB BERGENNOLA KLOPin cinemasFALL 2021
:Voiceover: Rated-
:Sylvester: Yeah, yeah, knock it off already.
==Mindless TV Spot==
:(The WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH logos pop up, followed by a few scenes from the movie showing on screen.)
:Voiceover: Are you tired of sitting through boring plots to get to the good stuff? (cut to Uzi groaning) Do you just want a movie with mindless slapstick & fun throughout?
:Bugs: Now dat's more like it!
:(Cut to more scenes from the movie playing.)
:Voiceover: Don't you worry, because Murder Drones: Back in Action has got your back.
:(Cut to Bugs & Daffy high-fiving at Africa.)
:Bugs: Poifect!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOVEMBER 12
:Voiceover: In regular formats, RealD 3D, & IMAX 3D November 12.
==That's the Question TV Spot==
THIS NOVEMBER
:Voiceover: Are you ready?
:(Cut to Daffy screaming loudly.)
:Uzi: Am I supposed to be concerned?
:Bugs: Well uh, Daffy's 1 of a kind. He'll stop in a few hours.
:(Uzi groans.)
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZA11.12.2021
:Voiceover: In RealD 3D & IMAX 3D.
==Gremlin TV Spot==
:(The scene opens on a nice day at a park. Everyone in it is going about their day, until a visitor finds sticks of dynamite in place of some flowers. Those in the vicinity run from the explosion as Uzi blasts from her railgun offscreen. Elsie peeks from the bush, with only her eyes seen, & giggles.)
starringELSIE LOVELOCKas UZIin cinemasNOVEMBER 2021
==Anti-Alcohol TV Spot==
HERE'S WHY YOUSHOULDN'T DRINKMANY ALCOHOL
:(Cut to Daffy & Uzi at Yosemite Sam's casino in formal attire. Daffy stops by a mini-bar.)
:Daffy: I'd like a shot of your finest martini, please. (receives a glass of martini) Thank you! (drinks the martini, but spits it out, shocking Uzi) Well, I'm not having anymore of that in my life!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOVEMBER
==Hit the Road TV Spot==
THIS NOVEMBER
:(Cut to Bugs greeting Uzi & N inside the spy car.)
:Bugs: Eh, what's up, bots?
PACK YOUR BAGS
:(Cut to the heroes screaming as they're about to hit a wall.)
WE'RE HITTING THE ROAD
:(Cut to Daffy & Uzi running away from N & V.)
:Uzi: WE ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOVEMBER 12
==Their Rules TV Spot==
:Bugs: Get a load of this!
NOVEMBER
:("New Rules" by Dua Lipa plays. Cut to Uzi aiming her railgun at the ACME chairman.)
:Daffy: What are you planning to accomplish now?
THEIR WORLD
:(Cut to Uzi seeing N's visor glitch out.)
THEIR RULES
:(Cut to Nasty Canasta lighting a stick of dynamite.)
:Uzi: How the hell does he have dynamite?
:Daffy: Welcome to my world, chum! Woo-hoo!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAJEFF BERGMANMwith NOLA KLOP& BOB BERGENTHIS NOVEMBER
==1 Month TV Spot==
:(The WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH logos pop up.)
1 MONTH
:Voiceover: In only a month...
:Daffy: Yipes!
:Voiceover: ...get ready for the spy spectacle of the year!
:(Cut to Uzi & N in a car.)
:N: That sounds like fun!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHand ERIC BAUZA
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13. In theaters November 12.
==Starships TV Spot==
:(Eric Bauza, dressed in a costume meant to resemble Daffy, turns on a boombox as "Starships" by Nicki Minaj plays as the background music.)
THIS NOVEMBER
:(The scenes cut between scenes from the movie & Eric on the dance floor with a disco ball. Before the song hits the chorus, Elsie Lovelock, in an outfit akin to Uzi's, opens a door as Eric continues dancing.)
:Elsie: (as Uzi) What are you doing?
:Eric: (as Daffy, takes down the disco ball) Eh... nothing.
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHNOLA KLOPJEFF BERGMANBOB BERGENand ERIC BAUZA
:(Cut back to Eric.)
:Eric: (as Daffy) Wait a second, I don't groove to modern music! (burns the disco ball & the boombox)
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13. In theaters November 12.
==Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny Featurette==
:Jeff: (in the voice of Bugs) Meh, what's up, doc? Jeff Bergman here, & eh, I'm the voice of Bugs Bunny in Murder Drones: Back in Action. (transition to the movie's logo, with Uzi, N, Bugs, & Daffy being chased by Elmer in front of it, & when it pans back to Jeff, he speaks in his normal voice) I mean, why am I doing this? Everyone knows who Bugs Bunny is!
:(Cut to Bugs at the Louvre museum.)
:Bugs: Ain't I a stinker?
:(Uzi & N can only glare at him.)
:Jeff: (conversing with an offscreen) Wait, not everyone? Eh, well then. So of course, Bugs is just your average bunny living life.
:(Cut to Bugs in Area 52.)
:Bugs: Ah, this is the stuff. Nice air-conditioning you all got here!
:Jeff: But, when push comes to shove...
:(Cut to Bugs battling Marvin in space.)
:Bugs: Of course you realize, this means war! (pulls out his carrot lightsaber)
:Jeff: Sometimes, he does it 'cause it's funny.
:(Cut to him kicking Daffy's decapitated head away.)
:Daffy: Oh, are you kidding me?
:Jeff: Other times, he does it to evade enemies.
:(This dialogue is overlaid by Bugs & Daffy messing with the cards.)
:Bugs: Is this your card?
:Elmer: NO! I said it's the queen of diamonds, I tell ya! You wascally wabbit!
:Jeff: Of course, if you're trapped in a different world, let's just say you're going to need someone who's clever.
:(Cut to Bugs telling Marvin to pull up his ship windshield so he can understand them, which leads to him getting sucked into the vacuum of space.)
:Daffy: Well, that happened.
:Jeff: And casual.
:(Cut to Bugs stopping Uzi from firing at Elmer.)
:Bugs: Step aside, doc. I can handle this. (to Elmer) Eh, what gives, doc?
:Uzi: Wuh... how is he so cool about this?
:Daffy: That's just Bugs for ya.
:Jeff: And that's why Bugs Bunny is who we want to be. (uses his Bugs voice) Make sure to check me out in this new spectacle!
:(Cut to Bugs snickering inside the spy car, which cuts to the film's logo.)
in theatersNOVEMBER 12
:Bugs: It's rated PG-13, doc!
==Elsie Lovelock as Uzi Featurette==
:Elsie: Hi, I'm Elsie Lovelock & I'm the voice of Uzi in Murder Drones: Back in Action. (cut to the film's logo, with Uzi blasting at it with her railgun) Uzi's not the kind of person-er, drone you'd already recognize. But she likes it that way. I mean, that's how many angsty teens like it as well.
:(Cut to N checking in on Uzi.)
:N: Whatcha doin?
:Uzi: Classic robot rebellions against humans, that's what I'm doing.
:N: Do you need some help just in case?
:Uzi: Of course not!
:Elsie: She likes to just be another face in the crowd that nobody cares about. Or, that's what she projects. Not like some people care.
:(Cut to Uzi chasing Daffy.)
:Daffy: Lookin' for me?
:Elsie: No wonder he doesn't give a darn.
:(Cut back to Uzi continuing her chase for Daffy.)
:Uzi: Oh, come back here!
:Elsie: However, despite her status as a loner, 1 thing she can never turn down is being on the frontlines of a fight. She just really wants to flex those anime moves.
:(Cut to Uzi, V, & Daffy fighting Nasty Canasta & Cottontail Smith.)
:Daffy: Nice work, Uzi!
:Uzi: Thanks, I pirate anime.
:Daffy: You WHAT!?
:Elsie: But like every other angsty teen, Uzi is greatly troubled deep down inside. She wants no one but herself to be involved in her problems.
:(Cut to Uzi & Daffy arguing in the desert.)
:Uzi: Y-you just wouldn't get it, okay?
:Daffy: Maybe I will if you just say something!
:Elsie: That's why she has friends like N. (cut to N hugging Uzi) She doesn't really want friends, but deep down, she does.
:(Cut to Uzi & N in a secluded spot in the WB lot.)
:Uzi: Geez, why do you always warm me up like, every time you try to comfort me?
:N: Come on, Uzi. You do know we're in this together, remember?
:Uzi: (perks up) Yeah.
:Daffy: Yeesh! I can only sense romantic things between you guys from here on out.
:Elsie: So don't forget to catch her in this brand new movie... or else we might bring out the sick-as-hell railgun.
:(Cut to Uzi blasting her railgun, transitioning to the logo.)
in theatersNOVEMBER 12
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
==Eric Bauza as Daffy Duck Featurette==
:Eric: My name's Eric Bauza & (transitions to his Daffy voice) I'm the voice of Daffy Duck in Murder Drones: Back in Action! (whispers) A Looney Tunes Movie. Woo-hoo! (cut to Daffy prancing around, woo-hooing around the logo) When people think of Daffy Duck, they're most likely to think of an egotistical, money-hungry, & greedy jerk.
:Daffy: You're all despicable! I wish this company good riddance in the next 20 years!
:Eric: Or probably someone worse. (cut to the destruction of the WB water tower) But this movie will change how you see Daffy, because in here, he's back in action (no pun intended) as a screwball, which was his original characterization in his earliest shorts. Basically what he was born to be.
:(Cut to Bugs & Daffy inside of a cannon.)
:Daffy: I'm going to be the world's first cannonball duck! Woo-hoo!
:(Cut to Daffy biting Porky's nose & messing around with Uzi, V, & N in the WB lot.)
:Bugs: No wonder your name is Daffy.
:Eric: No, really, I'm not kidding, that's a real word. Look it up. But to put it straight, Daffy is just some guy heckling people & joining adventures for no reason at all. You could say he's just in for the ride.
:(Cut to Daffy discovering the secret spy letter.)
:Daffy: A super spy mission? We can't turn down an offer like this!
:Uzi: Hey! You said you'd be helping us get back home!
:Daffy: Why not juggle 2 balls & do both at the same time?
:Eric: He's just as clever as Bugs, but (transitions to his Daffy voice) what that rabbit doesn't have is a craziness level like mine.
:(Cut to Uzi & Daffy at the backstage of Yosemite Sam's casino.)
:Uzi: You're crazy!
:Daffy: I'm not crazy! I just don't give a darn!
:Eric: That's what sets him apart from his peers.
:(Cut to Daffy & Uzi confronting the Chairman as he wields a chainsaw, laughing evilly.)
:Bugs: I'm not prepared to be paired up with this Daffy.
:Eric: But underneath all those plucky, wacky feathers is a duck who actually gives a darn. About his friends...
:(Cut to Uzi & Daffy in the desert.)
:Uzi: Well, that's quite ironic.
:Daffy: I won't really say that, but hey, that checks out too.
:Eric: ...& about his job.
:(Cut to him complaining in front of the Warner Bros. CEOs.)
:Daffy: I can't just keep playing the same persona over & over & over again! I demand change! I demand something fresh! I DEMAND-
:Warner Bros. CEO: That's it! You're fired!
:Daffy: (gasps overdramatically) You can't fire me! I'm an integral part of this studio- (sees his stuff put in a box) Very funny.
:Eric: In Murder Drones: Back in Action, get ready to see the real Daffy Duck. (in his Daffy voice) It's a mind-blowing piece of awesomesauce you won't forget, Mac! Woo-hoo!
in theatersNOVEMBER 12
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
==Michael Kovach as N Featurette==
:Michael: (as N) Hello there! I'm Serial Designation N! Nice to meet you! (normal voice) Okay, but in all seriousness, I'm Michael Kovach & I play N in Murder Drones: Back in Action. (cut to N appearing in front of the film's logo waving his hand & saluting) N is uh... umm... hoo, where do we even start with him? (cut to N hugging Daffy) Well, he's a very amicable person.
:(Cut to him, Daffy, & Uzi inside DJ's bag.)
:Daffy: Nice to meet 'cha, Mac! (stretches out his hand)
:N: Uh, nice to meet you, too! (shakes hands with Daffy)
:Michael: He's very outgoing, & also acts like something you want to squeeze to death out of cuteness, I suppose.
:(Cut to him having killed an illegal alien attacking Porky.)
:N: Sorry!
:Michael: Although, N has some, uh, dark tendencies.
:(Cut to N attacking Uzi & Daffy.)
:N: GIVE ME YOUR OIL!
:Daffy: What's happened to them?
:Uzi: JUST DO SOMETHING!
:Daffy: I hope you like the taste of kerosene! (shoves a gas hose on his & V's mouths, as both Disassembly Drones come to)
:N: Ugh, what happened?
:Michael: Sometimes, he usually acts as a foil to his friend Uzi. You know, he's open & she's closed. He's outgoing &... she... tends to be a loner.
:(Cut to him, Bugs, & Uzi in Area 52, with the latter walking away.)
:Uzi: I-I-I-I-I have some thinking to do.
:N: Do you wanna talk about it?
:Uzi: Stay out of this one, N!
:(N can only look back at her solemnly.)
:Bugs: What's her problem, doc?
:N: I... don't know.
:Michael: Not to brag, but if you're going to need emotional support, you can always count on him. Or maybe not, depending on how much you want to open up about your feelings. 
:(Cut to after Uzi is rescued by N from falling.)
:N: Now then, are you okay, Uzi?
:Uzi: (deadpan) Yes, I am.
:Michael: Don't forget to catch us in Murder Drones: Back in Action, in theaters November 12!
:(Cut to N at the back of a car.)
:N: That sounds like fun!
in theatersNOVEMBER 12
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
:N: Does that promise security?
:Voiceover: Somewhat.
:N: Phew!
==Coffee Break TV Spot==
THIS NOVEMBER
:(Cut to a bunch of action scenes in the movie.)
BRACE YOURSELVES
:(Cut to N's visor glitching out, reading "OIL SYSTEMS 1%".)
:N: Help me! It's happening!
:(Cut to Bugs, Uzi, N, & Daffy looking at the illegal aliens.)
:Bugs: Well, this is going to be something.
FOR THE COFFEE BREAKOF THE YEAR
:(Cut to Daffy in his manager attire from Space Jam 2 with a headset, holding a mug & placing it under a coffee refill station.)
:Daffy: Thank goodness these are here!
:(Cut to Uzi about to enter Area 52.)
:Uzi: Oh, brother.
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAget ready for the Tunes (& the drones)NOVEMBER 12
==Welcome to My World TV Spot==
:("Are You Ready For This?" by Jock Jams plays as the background music.)
YOU'RE NOTREADY
:(Cut to N unable to lift some weights as they fall on him.)
:Uzi: Okay, where did the "no repeating funny moments" rule go?
FORTHIS
:(Cut to Daffy driving a car.)
:Daffy: Woo-hoo!
:(Cut to Uzi, Bugs, N, V, Porky, & Daffy getting inside the Persistence of Memory painting, then Daffy running with his feet acting like a wheel, Uzi outstretching Daffy to dry him, Daffy surviving getting shot by Uzi's railgun, ash face & all, Bugs stuffing many oil canisters into N's mouth, a pointillized Elmer being blown away by Bugs, & then to Tina's car.)
:Uzi: How are you guys okay with this stuff?
:Daffy: Welcome to my world, chum! Woo-hoo!
:N: I never thought I'd meet someone crazier than V.
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAget ready for the Tunes (& the drones)NOVEMBER 12
:(The following text drops on Daffy, but he narrowly avoids it.)
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
:Sylvester: (walks into scene) Cut that out, you repetitive announcer!
==Explosive TV Spot==
NOVEMBER
:(Cut to Daffy running to a car.)
:Daffy: Next stop, Las Vegas!
GET READY
:(Cut to Uzi seeing N's visor glitch.)
:N: I... somebody help!
:Uzi: H-oh, boy.
FOR ANEVENT SO
:(Cut to the crew seeing the illegal aliens.)
:Bugs: Yikes.
EXPLOSIVE
:(Cut to various moments in the movie that feature explosions, which comes to an end through a record scratch as most of the scenes feature Daffy.)
:Daffy: Hold everything! (cut to him in the WB boardroom) Daffy gets blasted? Mm-hmm. Page 7: Daffy gets blasted? (starts growing increasingly angry) Uh-huh! Page 8: DAFFY GETS BLASTED - AGAIN!?
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAexploding into theatersNOVEMBER 12
==Mel Blanc's Legacy Featurette==
JEFF BERGMAN"BUGS BUNNY"
:Jeff: Before Mel Blanc, passed away, I actually got a chance to meet him when he was visiting my college in 1981. We talked for about 45 minutes & that was, I think, one of the most historic 45 minutes of my life. I mean, you're face-to-face with the man of a thousand voices himself!
JOE DANTECO-DIRECTOR
:Joe: I can't think of a world without Mel Blanc. He was definitely, the father of voice acting.
PETE BROWNGARDTCO-DRIECTOR
:Pete: What made Mel so popular is not because he's a celebrity. It's his sheer talent. He's taken, a lot of characters & gave them very distinct voices. He put soul into all these famous cartoons: Bugs, Daffy, & so on, & so forth.
:Jeff: If there's anything Mel taught me, it's that you can also do a thousand voices yourself.
ERIC BAUZA"DAFFY DUCK"
:Eric: I don't think us voice actors would get the recognition we're getting for our hard work... if it wasn't for him.
:Pete: He modeled so many childhoods, that if you think of Bugs Bunny, you'll also think of Mel Blanc's amazing versatility.
:Jeff: And don't forget to see our new movie, Murder Drones: Back in Action (A Looney Tunes Movie).
:Eric: (in his Daffy voice) It's going to be a BLAST! Woo-hoo!
in theatersNOVEMBER 12
==Bleak TV Spot==
:(Cut to the dystopian Copper-9.)
:Uzi: (voiceover) You don't understand, do you? (cut to her & Daffy's head in a desert) Humans... just think of us... as SLAVES! Expandable, disposable, one-use!
:(Cut to the ACME corporation.)
:Mr. Chairman: We cannot let a rabbit & a pig foil our plans for world domination!
:VP (Rhetorical Questions): What about the duck & the robots?
:Mr. Chairman: (menacingly walks up to him) Extra crispy oil on the triple. (cut to ACME henchmen surrounding the heroes) The ACME corporation, will tower, over all of creation!
:Uzi: (cut to her aiming her railgun at the chairman) Not a chance.
:Daffy: Now I see why.
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZA
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
==IMAX TV Spot==
:N: It's happening!
:(Various clips from the movie play out.)
:Voiceover: Looking for the best movie experience ever?
:Marvin: Oh, goody goody!
:Voiceover: Well, you can catch Murder Drones: Back in Action in the biggest screen ever!
in earth-shattering
:N: I guess you could say we've reached (voice deepens) maximum angsty coolness.
:Uzi: Never do that again.
:(Many slapstick moments from the movie are shown.)
:Daffy: Everyone's gonna see this!
:Uzi: You think?
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAget the best experience in& other formatsNOVEMBER 12
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
==Crew Featurette==
:Daffy: Everyone's gonna see this!
JOE DANTECO-DIRECTOR
:Joe: When you take a step back at the movies you're remaking, sometimes you get to acknowledge common things we know people don't like about the original, & in your 2nd attempt, you try to keep them out, or lighten them a little.
PETE BROWNGARDTCO-DIRECTOR
:Pete: Sometimes, remakes are usually hit or miss, but with a movie like, Back in Action, you really want this project to feel like, it's your product. It's your movie. You really had a big hand in making this movie work.
THE LERDWICHAGUL BROS.EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS
:Luke: Every department on this movie, worked really hard to make this fit into Joe's creative vision for the original move & we cannot wait to share to the world.
:(Cut to the heroes in the desert.)
:Daffy: Hey, who cares?
:(Cut to Bugs in the boardroom, knocking off Daffy's eyes, forcing him to grab them.)
SPIKE BRANDTCO-2D ANIMATION SUPERVISOR
:Spike: Back in Action really felt like a Looney Tunes movie, but here, we're turning the looniness up to 11. I promise you when I say, things are going to get crazier.
ELSIE LOVELOCKVOICE OF "UZI"
:Elsie: That's not a lie. I mean, Murder Drones is completely diverse with Looney Tunes in terms of theme. I can only imagine crazier things to come.
ERIC BAUZAVOICE OF "DAFFY DUCK"
:Eric: You better thank Daffy for most of the insanity in this movie. (switches to his Daffy voice) You bet I held 'em at bomb point. That means we can be politically incorrect again! Woo-hoo!
JEFF BERGMANVOICE OF "BUGS BUNNY"
:Jeff: (in his Bugs voice) Eh, whatever doc.
:Eric: This movie will trigger an (transitions to his Marvin voice) Earth-shattering kaboom inside your brain. (laughs)
MICHAEL KOVACHVOICE OF "N"
:Michael: It will make you eat popcorn more frequently when you're at the edge of your seat.
BRANDON ROGERSMAYBE MORE THAN JUST 1 OF THE MOVIE'S CO-EDITOR
:Brandon: It is just a confusing (bleep)ing hellhole & I'm all here for it.
:Eric: (in his Daffy voice) It's going to be thrill after thrill after thrill after thrill after-
:(Cut to Uzi screaming at Daffy, with different overlaying dialogue.)
:Uzi: WE GET IT!
:Daffy: Yeesh, no need to go off like that.
:Eric: (in his Daffy voice) Oh, I forgot to mention the final trailer drops tomorrow.
FINAL TRAILERTOMORROW
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
==Final Trailer==
:(The WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH logos appear, before fading to a black void.)
:Uzi: (visors appear) Um, N, do you have the slightest clue as to where we are?
:N: (visors appear) I don't know, but something tells me we need to find a way out here quickly. It's starting to scare me.
:(Cut to Uzi's perspective.)
:Uzi: There's got to be someone who knows where we are!
:(She turns around, only to see Daffy's eyes staring at her. She screams, followed by N & Daffy.)
onNOVEMBER 12
:(Cut back to the black "void" where Uzi, N, V, & Daffy are, with Uzi's railgun in Daffy's hands.)
:Daffy: Ooh, a toy gun! I've always wanted one of these! (activates the railgun, accidentally aimed at himself)
:Uzi: Oh, don't you da-
:(An explosion goes off, only making Daffy's beak turn around.)
:Daffy: Well, what do you know? It's a real gun.
:(Uzi facepalms.)
THINGS WILLGET ANGSTY
:Uzi: Okay... Daffy, what exactly are you?
:Daffy: And what exactly are you saying? You never seen a duck before?
:N: A what?
:Daffy: (facepalms) How can a living person on this planet not know what a duck is?
:(The word, "ANGSTY", in "THINGS WILL GET ANGSTY" glitches to "LOONEY".)
THINGS WILLGET LOONEY
:(Cut to Uzi, N, & Daffy in DJ's house.)
:Daffy: A super spy mission? We can't turn down an offer like this!
:Uzi: Hey! You said you'd be helping us get back home!
:Daffy: Why not juggle 2 balls & do both at the same time?
:Uzi: Fair point, if you can even multitask anyway.
:Daffy: We'll see about that. (Uzi groans, cutting to the 4 of them in a car) We're 2 strangers to each other who find themselves setting out on a wild adventure together. We do what buddies usually do more often than usual-especially the arguments-but that's fine, because we're just in the baby steps of forming our bond! Then in the end, we realize our friendship & come to terms with it.
:(Cut to the Area 52 facility.)
:Dr. Moron: Now, if you are going to be spies, you're going to need proper spy equipment. (cut a montage of the heroes testing out a few gadgets, ending with N getting stuck on a magnet) Sorry about that.
:N: None taken, Sir.
GETREADY
:(Cut to Daffy confronting the ACME chairman.)
:Daffy: What are you planning to accomplish?
FOR THETUNES
:(Cut to Daffy & Bugs in a cannon.)
:Daffy: FIRE!
:(Pepé Le Pew lights up the cannon as the duo is shot out of it.)
AND THEDRONES
:(Cut to Daffy & Uzi staring at Yosemite Sam chasing after them.)
:Sam: Come back, you card-carrying coyotes!
:Uzi: Scratch what I said, this adventure just got sick as hell!
:Daffy: (climbing up alongside N) Language!
ELSIE LOVELOCK isUZI
:(Cut to Uzi battling an illegal alien.)
:Uzi: Eat this! (blasts her railgun at the alien)
MICHAEL KOVACH isN
:(Cut to N about to fly, with Uzi behind him.)
:Uzi: Let's fly.
:N: You got it! (takes off)
JEFF BERGMAN isBUGS BUNNY
:(Cut to Bugs & Porky seeing Daffy faceplant on the car windshield.)
:Bugs: Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine.
andERIC BAUZA isDAFFY DUCK
:(Cut to N flying with Uzi on his back, as they see Daffy flying out a cannon, sipping a drink.)
:Daffy: Care to find a refill station for me, will ya?
:(Cut to Marvin pressing a button on the Martian Maggot that sends the heroes' spaceship flying.)
:Mr. Chairman: Your friends' efforts will prove to be futile!
:Daffy: You are messing with the wrong duck, mister!
:(Cut to Uzi blasting the ACME satellite, transitioning to the movie logo.)
:(Cut to Bugs, Daffy, Uzi, V, Porky, & N inside a spaceship.)
:Daffy: Alright, Bugs. Bet you your whole stock he falls for it.
:Bugs: One million!
:Daffy: One hundred thousand!
:Bugs: Ten thousand!
:Daffy: One hundred!
:Bugs: 50 bucks!
:Daffy: 10 bucks!
:Uzi: Can you guys agree on something already?
:N: Yeah. I don't really like confrontations!
:Bugs: Okay, 5 bucks!
:Daffy: Deal!
in cinemasNOVEMBER 12
:Daffy: Rated this, that, in theaters blah, blah, blah. You get it, dont'cha, chum?
==Goin' Out Looney TV Spot==
:(Cut to a boardroom with few of the voice actors inside.)
:Jeff: (as Bugs) Alright, folks. We want everyone to give everything they've got for this movie!
:Bob: (as Porky) Yeah, uh, b-b-b-b-be as looney as possible if we want to appease our audience.
:Jeff: (as Bugs, to the viewer) This movie's gonna be a real hoot, I tell ya! (cut to Uzi & N inside a drone pod) There'll be robots! (Uzi unplugs the monitor with the Looney Tunes rings displayed & plugs it in again, but the rings are still here; making her grunt in anger) Crossdressing! (cut to Bugs & Daffy in female dancer attire, kicking Elmer mercilessly) Underwear exposures! (cut to Porky losing his plants) Unnecessary romance!
:(Cut to the crew walking in a desert.)
:Daffy: (referring to Uzi) He likes long walks on the beach...
:Uzi: The hell is a beach?
:Jeff: (as Bugs) All the good ol' looney stuff is here in Murder Drones: Back in Action (A Looney Tunes Movie)!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAin theatersNOVEMBER 12
:Porky: I-b-b-b-b-in theaters November 12. Rated PG-13, sorry k-k-kids.
:Bugs: We weren't kid-centric to begin with. And also, they can see this movie, but don't say we didn't warn you, kids! Bring your parents!
==Make Way for the Tunes (& the Drones) TV Spot==
:(Uzi & N stand idly as they are flooded by countless Looney Tunes & JCJenson drones.)
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAget ready for the Tunes (& the drones)THIS NOVEMBER
==Theater Rules by Marvin TV Spot==
:Marvin: Well, hello there, Earth creature! I was assigned to give you a rundown of basic cinema behavior. (cut to a movie theater) Now, if you are in a movie theater, no matter how you excited you are for it, I must remind you to always be in your best behavior. Case in point, making any unnecessarily loud noises inside the premises.
:Daffy: Woo-hoo!
:Sam: STOP CHEERING LOUDLY, VARMINT!
:(Bugs shushes the both of them. Pan to Lizzy checking her phone.)
:Marvin: (narrating) It is best to either turn off your phones or keep them silent while the film is ongoing. (Thad, who is sitting next to Lizzy, instructs her to keep her phone in her pocket, to which she obliges) Oh, & don't wear hats either. It can obstruct the view of others. (Thad notices he has his hat on & quickly takes it off; cut to V eating some popcorn & throwing the empty bucket on the ground) Dispose of your waste always. If you have eaten all your snacks & the movie is still ongoing, wait for the movie to finish before you can throw it away. (Uzi trips on the empty popcorn bucket as V snickers at the sight)
:Uzi: Bite me!
:(Cut to Foghorn Leghorn talking to Barnyard Dawg.)
:Marvin: (narrating) Save any talks with your partners after the film. You might be interrupting the characters in the movie should they have dialogue. (the man on the cinema screen notices Foghorn talking & whacks him with a hammer; pan to Cicero Pig being excited, kicking the back of Yosemite Sam's seat) Please don't disturb the people who are watching the movie in front of you.
:Sam: Doh, you stupid varmint!
:(He gets into a cat fight with Cicero, but Sylvester appears in police attire & kicks the 2 out.)
:Marvin: (narrating) And do not engage in violence in a movie theater! Or else you'll get kicked out.
:Sam: This is your fault, you no-good, spoiled brat! (almost attacks Cicero, but is luckily caught by the police & arrested)
:Marvin: (narrating) Even if you're outside the cinema. (cut back to Marvin) These steps & more will help you have the best movie experience, especially for our new film, Murder Drones: Back in Action (A Looney Tunes Movie)! In theaters November 12. Oh, & if your budget may comply, you can catch it on the biggest screen in the world: IMAX!
==Bigger & Better TV Spot==
:Voiceover: Looking for a great way to experience Murder Drones: Back in Action in theaters?
:Bugs: Of course!
:(Various moments from the movie play out as the announcement goes on.)
:Voiceover: You can experience Murder Drones: Back in Action in regular theaters, but you can also enjoy it in... (voice becomes hammy as the following formats are presented)
3D4DRealD 3DIMAXand IMAX 3D
:(Pan down & zoom in to Marvin as he zaps the "IMAX" in the IMAX 3D logo with his ray, but zooms out as it almost collapses)
:Marvin: Oh, dear. (the IMAX logo falls on him)
:Bugs: For shame, Doc!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAJEFF BERGMAN11.12.2021
==Meet the Drones TV Spot==
:(The WB Pictures, WB Animation, & GLITCH logos transition to each other by glitching.)
YOU KNOWTHE TUNES
:(Cut to the WB boardroom, where Daffy is chewing out the Warner Bros.)
:Daffy: I'm an integral part of this studio!
BUT YOU DON'T KNOWTHE DRONES
:(Cut to Uzi working on her railgun, with N butting in.)
:N: Hey, Uzi!
:Uzi: (sighs) What do you need?
:(Cut to Daffy running around the lot.)
ERIC BAUZA isDAFFY DUCK
:(Cut to Bugs pulling out his carrot lightsaber.)
:Bugs: It's on!
JEFF BERGMAN isBUGS BUNNY
:(Cut to Uzi fighting off an illegal alien, blasting at it with her railgun.)
:Uzi: Eat this!
introducingELSIE LOVELOCKasUZI
:(Cut to V killing every illegal alien in sight.)
NOLA KLOPasV
:(Cut to N breaking free of a security guard's grasps, jumping out of a window to save Uzi from falling, which pauses on him in midair.)
andMICHAEL KOVACHasN
:(The moment un-pauses as N saves Uzi & lands on a tree.)
:Daffy: That's lunch, everybody!
in theatersNOVEMBER 12
==Thoughts on Voice Actors TV Spot==
:(Cut to Uzi in a director's chair, with the following caption beneath her.)
UZIangsty teen, possible disappointing failure
:Voiceover: So what are your thoughts on your Elsie?
:Uzi: Why is she even playing me? We both share nothing alike! She's basically everything I'm not! And she's British.
:(Cut to N in the director's seat this time.)
Nworthless & terrible cinnamon roll
:Voiceover: What do you think of your voice actor?
:N: Michael does a great job! I mean, he always does all the time!
:(Cut to Daffy in the seat.)
DAFFY DUCKformer jerk & crazy mallard
:Daffy: What can I say? Eric's a bombastic voice actor! But not as bombastic as me. Woo-hoo!
:(Cut to Bugs in the seat this time.)
:BUGS BUNNYmiscreant perpetrator on low burlesque
:Bugs: Jeff's performance has made me wonder, why even hire a bunch of voice actors when he's clearly Mel's best successor!
:(Cut to Uzi in the chair as Elsie Lovelock arrives on scene.)
:Elsie: What's wrong with being British?
:Uzi: (under her breath) Bite me.
starringELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHwith JEFF BERGMAN& ERIC BAUZAin cinemasNOVEMBER 12
==Halloween TV Spot==
:(Cut to N starting to overheat at a garage.)
:N: Uzi, I don't think I can hold it much longer!
:Daffy: Oh, that's not creepy at all! Fortunately, I have just the solution to keep your robo-arteries up & firing! (pulls both N & V & spins around with him as they end up in workout attire) Bring out the dumbbells!
:(Cut to the garage again. N's visor starts glitching out.)
:N: It's happening! (glitches out, screams)
:Uzi: We need to get him some oil, or else!
:(N & V collapse. Soon, they rise up with their Disassembler X eyes & teeth, wings out.)
:Uzi: Crap.
:(Cut to the crew recovering in a nearby alleyway.)
:N: Okay, um... let's just consider all that... repressed!
:Daffy: Good luck telling that to me, it's gonna take me a while to repress what just happened!
:N: Happens to the best of us, I suppose.
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOLA KLOPNOVEMBER
==Get Pumped TV Spot==
THIS NOVEMBER
:(Open on Daffy & N at a garage.)
:Daffy: You need to work on your health. Fortunately, I have just the solution to keep your robo-arteries up & firing!
GETPUMPED
:(Cut to Daffy, N, & V in workout attire as Jock Jams' "Are You Ready For This?" plays.)
:Uzi: How's this going to help?
:Daffy: Exercise always works to keep your heart beating! Bring out the dumbbells! (Uzi notices 2 dumbbells flying towards her & avoids them, hitting both Disassembly Drones instead, twice as the music stops) Hey! Watch it, will ya?!
:(Cut to N trying to lift weights, but is somehow crushed underneath them.)
:Daffy: This might just be the craziest discovery I have made in my life.
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOVEMBER 12
==1 Week TV Spot==
:("Boy with Luv" by BTS plays.)
THISFRIDAY
:Uzi: What are you?
:Daffy: I'm a handsome matinee idol... (Uzi glares at him) Really?
ELSIE LOVELOCK isUZI
:(Cut to Uzi fighting off Yosemite Sam's car.)
ERIC BAUZA isDAFFY DUCK
:(Cut to Daffy jumping around the garage, whoo-hooing all the way.)
JEFF BERGMAN isBUGS BUNNY
:(Cut to Bugs with glasses, a fake nose, & a spinning bowtie, making the executives laugh.)
MICHAEL KOVACH isN
:(Cut to N saving Uzi from falling down.)
:N: I'm coming, Uzi! (once N saves Uzi, they stop by some trees) Are you okay?
:Uzi: (starts sobbing, but manages to hold it back) Yeah, I'm fine.
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13. In theaters November 12.
==Flyin' like a Duck TV Spot==
:(Elsie Lovelock's original song for the movie, Flyin' like a Duck, plays.)
:🎵 We're gonna 🎵
IN 3DAYS
:🎵 Fly-ay-ay-ay 🎵
:(Cut to Daffy flying in the sky.)
:Daffy: WOOOOO-HOO!
:🎵 In the sky-ay-ay-ay 🎵
:(Cut to Uzi fighting off the car Yosemite Sam & his goons are in.)
:Daffy: Well then.
:🎵 Ay-ay-ay-ay 🎵
IT'S GETTINGSPYTASTIC
:(Cut to Daffy sitting on a chair.)
:Daffy: It's a wonder how we got Uzi to do a song on this movie.
:(Pan to Uzi, sitting from a chair across Daffy.)
:Uzi: I didn't write a song for this!
:Daffy: Yeah, but she did! (points to Elsie Lovelock, on the other side of the recording booth)
:Uzi: (pulls out her railgun) Come here, you human!
:Daffy: Uzi, NO-
:🎵 Fly-ay-ay-ay 🎵
featuring the NEW SINGLE byELSIE LOVELOCK"FLYIN' LIKE A DUCK"in storesNOVEMBER 14in cinemasNOVEMBER 12
==Interrupting TV Spot==
:Bugs: Get a load of this!
IN 2DAYS
:Voiceover: On November 12...
:(Various clips from the movie play.)
:Voiceover: ...the biggest event of the Thanksgiving season arrives!
:Elsie: (as Uzi) I think they get that already. Also, isn't this movie technically coming out before the Thanksgiving season?
:Voiceover: Uh-uh-are you talking to me?
:Elsie: (as Uzi) Well, I mean, I am.
:Voiceover: Oh.
:Elsie: (as Uzi) So, um, are you gonna answer me or are we just going to stare in this white abyss awkwardly?
:(She gets no response as it cuts to the film's logo.)
:Voiceover: Rated-
:Uzi: I think they get that, too. Isn't there a blurb for this movie's rating at the bottom?
:(The voiceover person just sighs.)
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAJEFF BERGMANNOLA KLOPBOB BERGENin RealD 3D & IMAX11.12.2021
==TOMORROW! TV Spot==
:(Michael Kovach is seeing minding his business as Eric Bauza can be heard whoo-hooing as Daffy. The sound gets closer until he is in Michael's closest proximity.)
:Michael: (as N) Oh, hi, Daffy! How's it going?
:Eric: (as Daffy, out of breath) Th-the movie...
:Michael: (as N) What are you saying?
:Jeff: (appears in the scene, using his Bugs Bunny voice) Well, I think what he's trying to say is... (yells in Michael's face) THE MOVIE'S COMING OUT TOMORROW!
:Michael: (screams) BISCUITS! I NEED TO GET EVERYTHING READY! (speeds off, as his voice grows fainter) Uzi, did you buy some tickets already?
:Jeff: (talks to the audience in his Bugs Bunny voice) Eh, listen Doc, if you dare say anything about this movie to those who haven't watched it yet... (gets close to the screen with a creepy face & voice) ...this... means... war.
:Eric: (as Daffy) Oh, hey Bugs. What'd I miss? (gets ran over by N, running & screaming towards his direction)
:Michael: Sorry!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAin theatersNOVEMBER 12
==TODAY TV Spot==
:(Cut to Daffy running around the WB lot.)
:Daffy: Let's do this! (jumps in the Batmobile) To the Duck-Cave!
TODAY
:N: We're in this together, right, Uzi?
:(Uzi gives N a courageous nod as multiple action scenes play in rapid succession, overlayed by suspenseful music & a combination of Uzi & Daffy's laughter.)
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOW SHOWING
==#1 Movie TV Spot==
:Voiceover: Everyone knows what's up!
:(Cut to Bugs & Daffy in Tina's car.)
:Bugs: What's up, duck?
:Voiceover: Get ready...
:(Cut to N's visor glitching out.)
:N: It's happening!
:(The following text appears in space.)
#1MOVIE
:Voiceover: ...for the world's #1 movie of the month!
:Daffy: Uh, did you order satelite?
:Bugs: Eh, I don't even have cable!
:(Cut to Uzi in the desert, with a different voiceline overlaying her actual dialogue.)
:Uzi: Everyone knows it's a shoddy marketing strategy. I mean, who made that?
:(Cut to N shrugging.)
:Daffy: Everyone's gonna see this!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOWSHOWING
==Critics Love TV Spot==
:Voiceover: Critics love Murder Drones: Back in Action!
:(Daffy gasps overdramatically, cutting to Uzi, N, & Daffy in the garage, with different overlapping dialogue.)
:Uzi: Pretty sure they were paid to praise this movie.
:Daffy: No, they weren't! Look at this!
:(The following reviews pop up as various scenes from the movie play & the announcer reads the text.)
"EXTREMELY LOONEY"New York Post
:(Cut to Foghorn Leghorn making an aside comment to the audience, with different dialogue.)
:Foghorn: Oh, you know this is gonna be good!
:(Cut to Africa, where Bugs & Daffy do a high-5.)
:Bugs: Poifect!
"COLD & ANGSTY MEETS OBNOXIOUS & CRAZY - SEEMS LIKE A HOOT OF A TIME"VARIETY
:Voiceover: And a 79% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes!
:Daffy: (pops up) Don't forget the bunch of numbers we have on other sites! (shows scores from IMDb, Metacritic, & Common Sense Media; & then cut to the backstage of Yosemite Sam's casino)
:Uzi: You're crazy!
:Daffy: I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZANOWSHOWING
==You Know It TV Spot==
#1MOVIE
:Voiceover: Murder Drones: Back in Action is the #1 comedy of the year!
:Bugs: Ya got that right.
:(Various scenes in the movie play as the reviews show up & are read.)
"THE TUNES KNOW WHAT TICKLES YOUR FUNNY BONE"THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER"ONE OF WARNER BROS.' BEST MOVIES THIS YEAR"WASHINGTON POST"A POWERFUL PIECE OF (PARTIALLY-INDIE) ART"GIZMODO
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAJEFF BERGMANNOLA KLOPBOB BERGENNOW PLAYING
==Thanksgiving TV Spot==
thisTHANKSGIVING
:(Cut to Uzi & N finding Daffy, & screaming.)
DUCKS AREN'TON THE MENU
:Daffy: Well, would you look at that!
ERICBAUZA
:(Cut to Daffy looking at Uzi, N, & V deviously pulling out a marker & removing its cap.)
isDAFFY DUCK
:(Cut to Daffy biting Porky's nose & running away, whoo-hooing.)
:Porky: Come back here, Daffy!
:(Cut to Marvin with a destruct-o-ray.)
:Marvin: With this, Earth will be completely eradicated! (laughs evilly)
:(Cut to various slapstick moments in the movie, which ends in Daffy sitting on a director's chair.)
:Daffy: That's lunch, everybody!
NOWSHOWING
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
==Buddy Comedy TV Spot==
:(Open on a car passing by a road sign with the following text.)
#1BUDDY COMEDY
:Voiceover: Experience the #1 buddy comedy movie of the year!
:Uzi: This feels more like an isekai.
4 WEEKSIN A ROW
:Voiceover: 4 weeks in a row!
:Daffy: Woo-hoo!
:Bugs: Poi-fect!
:(Various clips from the movie play as reviews pop up & are read.)
"1 OF THE BEST BUDDY MOVIES WITH A HEART"THE WALL STREET JOURNAL"A PHENOMENAL CELEBRATION OF LOONEY TUNES & INDIE"SCREEN RANT"ONE OF WARNER BROS.' BEST MOVIES THIS YEAR"WASHINGTON POST
:N: Wow!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAJEFF BERGMANwith NOLA KLOP& BOB BERGENSTILL IN THEATERSTHIS HOLIDAY SEASON
==Down n' Dapper TV Spot==
THIS PROM SEASON
:(Cut to the inside of a car.)
:Daffy: If we're goin' in there, we're goin' in there with style! (pulls out a rack of formal clothing)
:Uzi: How did you-
:Voiceover: Time to get down...
:(In a whirr, multiple Daffys engulf Uzi, N, & V akin to stylists. Once done, everyone in the car is dressed in formal clothing, alongside Daffy.)
:Daffy: Now that looks expensive!
:Voiceover: ...& dapper.
:(Cut to Bugs in the shower, with different dialogue.)
:Bugs: Well, you clean up nice, kid.
:(Cut back to the car.)
:Uzi: (looks at her dress) Yeah, no, I'm not going in there wearing this.
:Daffy: Well, I've wasted so much time on these. (multiple Daffys scurry again around the car, changing everyone back to their normal clothing)
:N: Aw, I liked that suit.
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZASTILL IN THEATERSTHIS VALENTINES
==Super Bowl TV Spot==
:(Pan to a big Super Bowl arena, & to the field, with Bugs in football attire.)
:Bugs: Okay, boys! Stay alive! This is the biggest game we've ever had to face!
:(Pan to the bleachers, with N, Daffy, & Porky watching the game.)
:N: This really looks entertaining! I can see why many humans go here every year! If only Uzi was here to see this...
:(Cut to Uzi dominating a fight club, knocking almost everyone out, with some fighters running for their lives. Cut back to Porky & Daffy at the bleachers.)
:Daffy: Woo-hoo! This is fun! (eats a hotdog & part of it's stick, chewing loudly)
:Porky: Um, D-d-d-d-d-d-Daffy, will you p-p-p-please keep it do- (Daffy burps, with some of the bitten stick getting in Porky's eyes) ACK, DAFFY!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAIN THEATERSFOR THE SUPER BOWL
==Digital & DVD Release Trailer==
:(Open on Uzi working on her railgun outside.)
:N: Uzi, check this out!
#1MOVIE
:Voiceover: The number 1 movie of the year...
:Daffy: Woo-hoo!
:Voiceover: Is finally coming out on Blu-Ray & Digital!
:Uzi: Great! We've been waiting long enough.
:Voiceover: Murder Drones: Back in Action (A Looney Tunes Movie)! On 4K UHD, Blu-ray, DVD, & digital April 19.
==Digital Release Promo==
:(The scene opens on Yosemite Sam rushing to the theater to see the movie with a sack of cash. He runs to the ticket attendee.)
:Sam: Here's my money! Now gimme mah ticket!
:Ticket attendee: Oh, sorry. The theatrical run just ended.
:Sam: Dooooooh!
:Bugs: (appears behind him) Eh, don't sweat it, doc! You can now watch Murder Drones: Back in Action on your device!
:Sam: I don't got time for them technology, varmint! (leaves in a huff)
:Bugs: (to the audience) What a maroon. Luckily, for those who also missed the movie, it's going to be available on digital & on DVDs April 19th! That's the last day when this movie will run in cinemas, so don't also miss this opportunity & get the best experience on the big screen before it hits smaller screens!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAJEFF BERGMANNOLA KLOPBOB BERGENON DIGITALMAR 27
==Daffy Duck Birthday TV Spot==
:(Cut to Elsie Lovelock, Michael Kovach, & Nola Klop in a real life version of the drone pod. A knock is heard on the door.)
:Elsie: (as Uzi) Great, someone's coming over here to get themselves killed by V. (opens the door, revealing Eric Bauza & Bob Bergen)
:Eric: (as Daffy) Surprise, Mac!
:Elsie: (as Uzi) Wait, wha-
:Eric: (as Daffy) Mind if I setup my birthday over here? Thanks! (puts up the birthday decorations)
:Elsie: (as Uzi) That's not how birthdays work!
:Bob: (as Porky) I-p-p-p-p-p-pardon me, that's how he likes throwing his parties sometimes.
:(Soon, everyone is wearing a party hat, with a birthday atmosphere.)
:Eric: (as Daffy) 🎵 It's my birthday, it's my birthday, hip, hip, hooray! 🎵 Wait, no. 🎵 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 🎵 Now that's more like it!
:(Pan to Nola [portraying V] looking at Bob [portraying Porky], with intentions to eat him.)
:Bob: (as Porky) I-I-I-I-GET ME OUT OF HERE!
ELSIE LOVELOCKMICHAEL KOVACHERIC BAUZAon 4K UHD + Blu-Ray + DVD + DigitalAPRIL 19
:Voiceover: Rated PG-13.
==DVD Release Promo==
:(The scene opens on Porky & Daffy's house. Eric, as Daffy, barges into his bedroom.)
:Eric: (as Daffy) PORKY! PORKY! WAKE UP!
:Bob: (as Porky) E-w-w-w-w-what's going on? Did you set the kitchen on fire!?
:Eric: (as Daffy) Oh, don't be so panicky, pal. It's just our 92nd Looniversary! (showcases a calendar reading April 19)
:Bob: (as Porky) Oh, w-w-w-w-w-well, what do we do to celebrate?
:(The doorbell rings, Porky [Bob] & Daffy [Eric] rush to it & see Uzi [Elsie] in a delivery outfit.)
:Elsie: (as Uzi) Delivery for Daffy Duck.
:(Eric signs the package, gives Elsie the money, & swipes the package from her hands.)
:Eric: (as Daffy) Thanks, mac! (closes the door on her)
:Bob: (as Porky) E-w-w-w-w-what did you order?
:Eric: (as Daffy, unwraps the package, revealing the movie's physical copy casing) Why, it's the 4K, Blu-Ray, DVD, & digital versions to our film all in 1 place, Porky! It's available, right now! (talks to the audience) There's also some extra features you don't want to miss out! Like this!
:(Cut to N & Daffy entering the recording booth, & noticing their voice actors in it.)
:Daffy & Eric: Well this is surreal.
:Eric: (his voice suddenly becomes that of Jeff Bergman's Daffy voice) And this! (closes mouth)
:(Cut to Eric Bauza & Jeff Bergman reading multiple dialogue in the movie, except they play Bugs & Daffy respectively instead.)
:Jeff: (in his Daffy voice) What are you saying, you've never seen a duck before? That's despicably impossible!
:Eric: (in his Bugs voice) So uh, which one of you is N & which one of you is Uzi? (cuts back to him & Bob as his voice is back to his Daffy voice) And especially this!
:(Cut to Granny, & Tweety in their apartment.)
:Granny: (in a British accent) Be a good bird, Tweety. I'll just be right back with some tea.
:Sylvester: (sneaks up behind Tweety's cage) I can't believe I'm saying this, but we've got to get to the bottom of Granny's sudden British mannerisms.
:Tweety: I couldn't agwee more, puddy tat!
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