Horrid Henry: The Road to Nowhere

"Horrid Henry: The Road to Nowhere" is the twenty-eighth episode in series 5 of the Horrid Henry animated television show. It is the 236th episode overall.
==Synopsis==
It's time for the ultimate road trip when Great Aunt Greta buys Peter a new sat nav for his birthday.
==Plot==
The episode begins with Peter entering the house from school happy because today is his birthday followed by a gloomly Henry behind him. Peter calls Mum who asked how his day was and as he told her about that, Henry closes the front door. Peter run into the living room and Mum asked Henry if he had a good day but he said 'Not really' and she tells him to hurry up because Peter has a lot of presents to unwrap.
Mum, Dad and Henry listen as Peter tells them that his class sang the birthday song to him but he didn't how many times though and Henry sits on the sofa next to Dad telling that it does happen every day making him laugh. Mum checks through all the presents one of them was from their family relatives and gives this present from her, Dad and Henry. Peter finds it so exciting but Henry sarcastically agrees doesn't find it amusing until Mum hands a present to him only if he says he's a happy birthday brother which he did then takes it and Peter says 'Happy unhappy birthday brother'. Henry asked what does it even mean then Dad says 'Don't be horrid, Henry!' to him.
Mum asked Peter 'Aren't you going to open your present, sweetie boo-bar' which for Henry's surprise. Peter opens the present and holds it in his hands, Henry tries to be helpful by telling him it's a telescope in case he didn't notice but he did. Peter says maybe he'll discover something like a galaxy far, far away but Henry chuckles saying 'The Peter Poopy Plant' and Mum tells him not be horrid. Although Peter wasn't offended and said that maybe he will discover a planet then Mum pats him on the head. Dad tells Henry to opens his unhappy birthday present which a paper that reads 'The Ultimate Guide For Little Finger Knitting' and screams 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' opening the title card.
Peter takes the guide from Henry and says he always wanted to little finger knit. Mum wanted to learn too and checks the next present, Henry thinks it's a jumper but Mum says 'Don't Be Horrid, Henry!' and that Great Aunt Greta's jumpers are lovely but Henry disagrees and imagines himself wearing different colored jumpers then says they are anything but lovely. Peter says the fourth jumper makes him look like a girl but Henry says all jumpers make him look like a girl and Mum thinks it's because Great Aunt Greta thinks he is a girl. Henry says 'Yeah, A girl that likes crazy jumpers. That's not a good thing'. Peter says it could be worse but Henry replies that Great Aunt Greta gave him driving lessons for his birthday last year and Mum tells Peter 'Let's see what Great Aunt Greta got him this year, Peter the teenager'. 
Peter opens the gift revealing a Sat Nav then Dad thinks opens the box showing it's interactive and asked however did she know we needed a new one. Mum and Peter said they were 3 hours late last time they went to visit her because Dad wouldn't stop and ask anyone which way to Summer Pudding Groove. Dad asked what kind of name is for a street anyway and Peter finds something else inside which is a jumper much for Henry's dismay assuming that Great Aunt Great thinks he's a very tiny girl who likes wearing crazy jumpers but Peter told Henry that the jumpers is for the satnav not him and puts it on. Dad imitates the satnav saying 'thank you, Great Aunt Greta. I'm so nice and cosy in my jumper now'. Henry says 'Unfortunately, yes. we are related'.
Dad tells everyone to get their coats on because they're going for a drive in the car much for Peter's excitement and Mum goes get the sandwiches and asked where her mobile phone is. The next morning, Dad opens the door along with Mum, Henry, Fang, Peter and Fluffy, they pass Ms Tiddler walking her dog, Tiddles and Dad greets him saying 'Top of the morning, Mrs. Little Old Lady' which she glares at him and Mum whispered 'the dog that you know..' Henry says the dog that wees making her chuckle and Dad thanks him. Dad told Ms Tiddler he's feeling good this morning. As the family enter the car, Tiddles tries to wee on Henry but Fluffy growls scaring him away then follows them. The Family buckle their seat belts and Dad asked the satnav to show him the way but it asked him to identify himself so Dad says his name then the rest of the family and Mum asked him about it's new jumper but it shakes off and Fang catches the jumper. Satnav tells the family to 'Satnav, get me out of here'. So they all say it except Henry say the line and the satnav shows the road map on screen and the family drive off together. Ms Tiddles sees them off then grumbles 'Horrid family' and walks off pulling her dog away too.
While driving on the road, Peter looks through his telescope spotting a bird and tells the family he thinks it's a white puffin but Henry doesn't think it is and Peter, tells him not to be horrid then see Fang growling at him and gets a fright. Mum holds a pack lunch up and Peter takes it as Fluffy opens her left eye. Just then Peter spots another white puffin but then he sees that Fluffy ate all the sandwiches. Luckily, Henry gets a paper bag brings a smelly stinky sandwich as emergency supplies and tells the audience he only put it there a few weeks ago and saved for special occasion. 
Henry then gives the sandwich to Peter but he sees it's a bit green thinking it's past date but Henry says it's green to make it look more healthy so Peter takes it and bites it and Henry claims he had a big breakfast then puts it behind Fang who jumps inside and munches on the sandwich. Peter thinks the sandwich is delicious as Fang pops up feeling full and burps agreeing with him. The road navigation changes on the satnav making Peter tell Mum about it but Dad knew what to do and tells the satnav to get them out of here and it terminates back on the same road before much for Peter's relief. Mum hums a tune and Peter suggest they have a sing-song but Henry declines on that idea although Mum thinks a lovely idea. Mum, Dad and Peter sing a song about Roly Mo much for Henry's annoyance and he asked the audience what does the line of the song means, 'The roliest mole you'll ever know' and says they don't know any moles. Mum, Dad and Peter all carried on singing again but Henry tells the satnav to get him out of here making it terminate again and change roads. Dad sees the road they saw before then makes the swirl turns all over when Mum picks up her mobile phone and answers to Great Aunt Greta then she says Dad's is driving not Peter, 'Henrietta' is here too and she loves the jumper she knitted for her. In the mirror, Fang was wearing the tiny jump saying 'yeah-yeah-yeah'.
Mum ends the call as Dad drives through the squiggly road with thunderstorms showing on the satnav. The family on a wild road trip for dear life but then Mum tells satnav to get them out of here and it terminates again taking them back on the same straight road. Mum and Dad see Fluffy and Fang turning green and feeling carsick, Fang vomits in his hat and Fluffy vomits on the satnav. Peter sees vomit all over his and Henry's shoes suddenly, Mum and Dad gets a fright seeing a knock on the window showing Ms Tiddler they saw before. Then the family get out of the car seeing that they're home again with joy as Dad hugs Ms Tiddler and they all walk to enter their house passing her. After watching them walk pass her, Ms Tiddler turns to the audience and says 'Horrid family' ending the episode.
== Characters ==
*Horrid Henry
*Perfect Peter
*Mum
*Dad
*Fluffy
*Fang 
*Little Old Lady
*Dog That Wees
*Great Aunt Greta (mentioned/on the phone)
*Rich Aunt Ruby (mentioned)
*Stuck-Up Steve (mentioned)
==Trivia==
*This is the third episode to be animated in Flash animation, the first being "Horrid Henry and the Demon Dentist" and the second being "Horrid Henry and the Detention Diva".
*"It's Your Birthday Today" was first sang to Henry from "Horrid Henry's Birthday Bonanza".
*This is the only episode that shows Fluffy and Fang vomiting.
==Transcript==
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Category:OAS Series 5