Hawk Getz

Hawk Getz is a type of thing. He is most well-known for being drafted in the Vietnam war. After falling into a memory hole in 'nam, his wife left him in 2005. Once he returned to 1978, he became an alcoholic. Dr. Kozaburo Nambu found Hawk Getz in an alleyway, and asked him if he'd like to be the second Condor in the Science Ninja Team. Hawk agreed, however, he could not legally consent.https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/consent
As of present, it is currently unknown if Hawk Getz is Hawk Getz.See Hawk Getz (disambiguation)
== Origin ==
He was born when Joe Asakura raced breast cancer. Breast cancer was the most skilled driver of our time. If Joe beats it, he will go down in racecar driving history for sure. His spawnpoint was in the back seat of breast cancer's car. As breast cancer passed the finishline, Getz was there. He was created in that moment. The results of the race have been expunged from public records, so officials are unsure if Hawk Getz was created as prize for winning or as a curse for losing.
While breast cancer was grocery shopping, she left infant Hawk Getz in her car during a 107°F heatwave. Berg Katse, who just happened to be shopping at the same time, smashed open the window to save Hawk Getz's life. Getz was the fittest of the survivors. Katse was awarded Hawk Getz during the Arkansan CPS court proceedings, and from that day onward, Katse did everything they could to care for the little Jewish boy.
As Hawk Getz grew into a toddler, he developed crippling loneliness. Mother Kaste, sadden by this, decided to invent a way to clone living beings.
Berg Katse was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for their discoveries and contributions to mankind through their cloning technology, as their technology only required a few strands of a person's DNA to create near perfect clones. Animal testing had become a thing of the past, completely functional organs could now be created in petri dishes, among other advancements.
More importantly however, the first Hawk Getz clone was created through this method. After his clone's creation, Hawk Getz was never truly alone again.
== Trivia ==
* Hawk Getz is an Ashkenazi Jew. There are no reports of him practicing Judaism or any other documented religion, so it can only be assumed that he is a secular Jew.
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