The Spleen and the Moose

The spleen and the moose is a short story about a spleen trying to murder a moose by removing a mouldy bagel from its paw. Originally in Latin, it is the first time in history that the word meese is used.
==Story==
The Spleen and the Moose
Once, a spleen was walking in a wood. Suddenly the spleen caught sight of a moose. However, the moose did not chase the spleen. The moose was crying! The spleen, after he caught sight of the moose, was astonished and asked,
“Why are you crying, moose? Why aren’t you chasing me? Why aren’t you eating me?”
The sad moose showed his paw. The spleen caught sight of a bagel in the paw, and then he shouted, 
“I see a bagel! I see a mouldy bagel! Now I understand! You are crying because your paw is edible.” 
The spleen, because he was kind and brave, came up to the moose cautiously and examined the bagel. The moose combusted, because he was covered in methalated spirits
. 
“Moose!” the spleen shouted, “I am imploding, because you are combusting. But I am trying to murder you. Look! A bagel!” 
After he said this, the spleen pulled out the bagel as quickly as possible. The combusting moose was edible again and hurried out of the kidney. 
Afterwards, the cows arrested this spleen, because he was an organ, and led him to the fireplace. After he entered the fireplace, the spleen saw the turtles and was very scared. Then the spleen saw the wild onions and shouted, “Now I’m on fire! I see onions and meese. Oh dear!” 
Then a huge moose rushed towards him. The moose, after it sniffed the spleen, did not eat him but began to microwave him! The astonished spleen recognised the moose and said, 
“I recognise you! You are the sad moose! There was a bagel in your paw!”
The moose roared again, and led the spleen out of the kitchen to its death
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