Crimbly Scrimbles

Crimbly Scrimbles is a member of the Radioactive Uber Clan. He is known to be their coolest member. He has many abilities at his disposal, such as his crimblin' powers.
==History==
Crimbly Scrimbles was discovered by Popeye one day, who was impressed by how cool and awesome he was. He invited begged Crimbly to join the Radioactive Uber Clan many times, and was turned down each time, until eventually Crimbly relented. He was instantly well-liked and welcomed
by everyone in the clan, except for Jabberjaw.
==Abilities==
Crimbly Scrimbles can do many things, such as firing lasers out of his eyes and shoot balls of fire. However, his most powerful and dangerous technique involves him shouting his famous catchphrase "It's Crimblin' time!" before he crimbles all over everyone. He is not only the coolest, but also the most powerful member of the Radioactive Uber Clan.
==Reactions==
Crimbly Scrimbles is so cool, that everyone in the RUC loves him. In fact, he even manages to get demons to respect him. despite being enemies. Here are some choice quotes below:
"Crimbly Scrimbles is one of the most honorable opponents I have ever faced!" Evil demon Mike
"If I were ever to lose to anyone, it would be none other than Crimbly Scrimbles!" Evil demon Lambda
"Crimbly Scrimbles is more worthy of leading the RUC than me or my son." Popeye
"I love Crimbly Scrimbles! He's so cool! I love his catchphrase 'It's crimblin' time!'" Felix the Cat
== Feud with Jabberjaw==
However, one Radioactive Uber Clan member did not like Crimbly Scrimbles at all, and it was none other than Jabberjaw. Jabberjaw was envious of all the attention Crimbly was getting, so one day, he sent him a letter challenging him to a duel. Crimbly went to the area where Jabberjaw planned to meet him, and they engaged in mortal combat. Jabberjaw lost badly, Crimbly Scrimbles did not even break a sweat. Jabberjaw exclaimed "Just kill me now! You have humiliated me so thoroughly!" But Crimbly Scrimbles, ever so gracious and merciful, told Jabberjaw to get back up, and that coolness is what's in your heart.
It was then that Jabberjaw finally realized the truth, and apologized to Crimbly Scrimbles "I admit defeat, you are so much cooler than I will ever be. I am nothing compared to you Crimbly Scrimbles!" And so Jabberjaw finally accepted the reality that Crimbly Scrimbles was simply too cool for him.
thumb|368x368px|Crimbly's theme song
==Jabberjaw Notes==
Crimbly doesn't exist. We don't know who this is but he is not part of the RUC. We are doing an investigation on this.