The Strawberry Plague

== The Strawberry Plague ==
dene's sad story of how SM killed all of HHWD
please don't read this
=== Part 1 - Beginnings ===
On a cold and windy December evening, dene and Boob sat staring at the GFS models come in, hoping for some sign of sneaux. MH being sad old MH, he immediately shot it down with the logical statement of "yUo wiL nEvr gT snEauX BOob." Little did he know, MH would trigger a chain reaction of :realnews: emojis so great he caused the resident old hag, SM, to awaken from his deep slumber. With a rumble of his breath, he shouted "WHICH ONE OF YOUS WAS SPAMMING?!" in a thick irish accent to which MH immediately cited silly Akio, who had been eating cookies the whole time! Soon, SM would begin concocting a sleepy potion for all of HHWD so that he could finally eat his busses in peace.
=== Part 2 - Prosm is sad! ===
Quickly, SM began to gather ingredients for his potion. First, he travelled to the great land of Keglerton in Akio's cookie catering van. Upon arrival, he discovered Prosm, Caleb, and Chris lounging along the banks of the Nkech river. They began to run the second they heard the loud clanging of SM's banhammer approaching. They couldn't run fast enough. SM bellowed "COME HERE, MUNCHKINS! I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU KIDDIES!" and they all turned around. In SM's hand was Bob, dene, and Mario! Immediately, Prosm and Chris began to run faster, but Caleb lacked behind. "I CAN'T LEAVE DENE!" was his last words before being squished into SM's applebread sandwich. "WHO'S NEXT?!?!" SM shouted as he cornered them near the Douglas ocean. They faced their fate: Die to the oldest hag in the land, or turn to mints! Immediately, Chris jumped in and turned into mints. Unfortunately for SM, Prosm had SM's greatest weakness: spam! SM tried to squish him with a quick ban, but his spam was too fast, DDOSing HHWD!
=== Part 3 - Back home ===
Back home in HHWD, Pory was trying to pick up the pieces of their disappearance. "Who will provide us with sh*tty memes now?". In addition, he tried but failed to call upon the power of Akio. "Stop eating cookies, dammit!"
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