A Pair of Pants

==Publishers Summary==
Germaine ties to find a pair of pants without some logo on it.
==Script==
: Germane
: Ugh! How come I can’t find a pair of pants without some logo on the ass of it?
: Foamy
: How about this one?
: Germane
: Yeah (!) Just what I needed. A pair of pants with the phrase “sexy” on it guys stare at my ass enough as it is! The last thing I want to do is give these freaks more incentive to look!
: Foamy
: Why not? It will make you look like a cheap slut who’s crying out for attention that’s always good in these superficial societies – right?
: Germane
: For some maybe – not me damn it! I just want a pair of regular – non-baggy pants; no sexy logo on the back and something not cut so low that people can see my ass cleavage.
: Foamy
: Ew! You people have this overwhelming fascination with the ugliest parts of the human body.
: Foamy
: Wait! How about this? Na?
: Germane
: Cock-Master? I think I’ll pass.
: Foamy
: Why? What’s wrong with advertising that you are in control of a large farm bird?
: Germane
: Er… that’s not what it means.
: Foamy
: Oh it’s one of those words with the dual meanings I get it! Kinda like “murder”.
: Germane
: How does murder have another meaning?
: Foamy
: Hello? It’s the name given to a flock of crows and to a crime where someone is killed!
: Foamy
: Murder!
: Germane
: I didn’t know that.
: Foamy
: You don’t know a lot do you? First it’s the farm birds – next it’s the crows. You just have no knowledge of the bird species.
: Foamy
: Dumbass!
: Foamy
: What about this then? It shows your appreciation for giant cats and an affinity for the character on “The Sopranos” with the same name.
: Germane
: Big Pussy?
: Foamy
: Wait, don’t tell me… dual meaning!
: Germane
: Oh yeah!
: Foamy
: Oh! Oh wait how about this one? This one display’s that you want to see some guy named “Richard” RICHARD!
: Germane
: Okay we’re leaving.
End screen appears.
: Foamy
: Sung
: Where are you Richard? We cannot find you now. I want to talk to Richard. RICHARD!
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website