Steamed Lamps

Steamed Lamps is a CD-I parody of Steamed hams segment from The Simpsons. It shows Gwonam making a unforgettable luncheon and invited King Harkinian to have a feast with him. Only for it to go downhill.
==Plot==
"Guess again, Iron Knuckle!" - Zelda
==Transcript==
:King Harkinian: Well, Gwonam, I made it, despite your stupid map.
:Gwonam: Ah, King Harkinian, you had the vision to find my house! Now you can prepare for an unforgettable luncheon.
:King Harkinian: HuuH...
:Gwonam: Lleeeewww! Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Har har har, delightfuly devilish, Gwonam!
:King Harkinian: Mmmh?
:Zelda: Guess again, Iron Knuckle!
:Gwonam: King Harkinian?! I was just... stretching my carpet on the windowsill. Isometric squadala! Do you wish do join me?
:King Harkinian: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Gwonam?
:Gwonam: Umm... that isn't smoke, it is steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams! Phew! Haaaaaladauqs! Your Majesty, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering lampburgers.
:King Harkinian: I thought we were having steamed clams!
:Gwonam: Oh sowwy, I said "steamed lamps!" That's what I call lampburgers.
:King Harkinian: You call lampburgers "steamed lamps?"
:Gwonam: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
:King Harkinian: Hmm... I wonder what wee-gion?
:Gwonam: Umm... the islands 'round Hyrule.
:King Harkinian: Really? Well I'm from Gamelon and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed lamps."
:Gwonam: Oh, not in Gamelon, no. It's a Koridai expression.
:King Harkinian: I see.
*Epic eating noises*
:King Harkinian: You know, these lampburgers are quoite similar to the ones they have at Morshy Burger.
:Gwonam: Oh, har-har-har, no! Patented Gwonam burgers, old Koridian recipe.
:King Harkinian: For steamed lamps?
:Gwonam: Yes.
:King Harkinian: Yes, and you call them "steamed lamps" despite the fact it says here the're grilled.
:Gwonam: Umm... You know... One thing I- 'Scuse me for one second.
:King Harkinian: Of course!
:Gwonam: FUCK, I'M BURNING TO DEATH! Llllleeeeeeeeee...
:King Harkinian: Good lord, what is happening in- HOAH!
:Link: Gee, it sure it Borealis around here.
:Gwonam: Eat my shorts!
==Trivia==
*This is Nintendom64's most viewed video from his YTPs of CD-i.
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