Sometimes When We Touch

Sometimes When We Touch is a gibberish question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
"Are ya ready? What colloquialism does this rhyme with?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Buy wood an' clutch it. Miff the hen: toot coal.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Buy wood an' clutch it. Miff the hen: toot coal. Don't let the punctuation throw you off."
===Hints===
It expresses revulsion…
… and an unwillingness to touch.
It mentions a 120-inch pole.
===Hints Reading===
"Hint number one: It expresses revulsion."
"I know. It's 'Eew, gross.'"
"Revulsion, and an unwillingness to touch."
"Ohh. It's a puzzle about my ex-girlfriend."
"Last hint. It mentions a 120-inch pole."
===Gibberish Answer===
I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.
===Answer Quote===
???: Eww, what is it?
???: I don't know. But Buy woodan' clutch it miff the hen-toot coal.
===Key Words===
I
wouldn't
touch
it, it, y, tht, hm, hr
with
a
ten-foot, ten, tnft, 10
pole., foot, tnft
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