Spamder-Man

= Spamder-man =
== Origins ==
After a man ate an irradiated can of spam that survived the bombing of Hiroshima he became Spamder-man, he has a theme-song, "Spamderman Spamderman can do what ever a spamderman can, Can he swing, from a web? no he can't he just walks down the street I assume" He lost his uncle during the bombing of Nagasaki (he mastered his powers in literally a day) his uncle died in the bombing and sent him a telegram as his last message that read "with great power comes great responcibility" feeling guilty that he didnt catch the nagasaki bomb he went on a mission of revenge to destroy america from the inside.
== Powers ==
Spamder-mans power consists of being really smelly, just like spam. but he is also really delicious, another power he has is the ability to regenerate and tasting like spam, he defeats his enemies by sitting down, letting them eat him while he talks them about their problems which links to his other power of being the worlds best psychologist. Usually however he guns down his enemies after he changes their ways because they're mostly american.
== Quotes ==
"Your son james, he's a good kid?" 
"eat my ass, like literally."
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