The Delighted Squid/Transcript

[The film begins at the Krusty Krab.]
* Squidward: There you go, Patrick. One double patty combo with extra cheese, extra tomatoes, extra lettuce, extra pickles and mustard.
* Patrick: Well, thank you, Squidward. I'll be taking that.
* Squidward: (sigh) I really really really love this job.
* Fred: You mean, you're hanging, right?
* Squidward: What?
* Fred: You meant to say you hate your job, right?
* Squidward: No. I love my job.
* Fred: My scene stuff here, because last time I came here, you said you hate your job so much you would never come here.
* Squidward: That's because I was ignorant and grumpy, you know? But now, I'm a nice octopus.
* Fred: That is so cool. I got it tell all my friends.
* Squidward: No! You don't need to do it! Are you.... Oh, great. It's gonna tell everyone.
* SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Squidward. What's the problem?
* Squidward: Problem? What problem? I don't have a problem. What's a problem?
* SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward. Don't be afraid. You can tell me.
* Squidward: Fine. It's this guy I told you him that I used to be mad, and now I'm happy, and now he's going to tell everyone about it.
* SpongeBob: So, what's the problem with that?
* Squidward: Well, you see... I don't want to talk in front of a whole crowd because I suffer from stage fright. Meaning I'm scared to talk in front of a whole crowd. 
* SpongeBob: Ah, it's okay, Squidward. I suffered from stage fright too. But after talking in front of a whole crowd, I got over it. If I did, you can do it.
* Squidward: Well, you're absolutely right. I guess. Maybe.
* Fred: There are is, guys. The man himself.
* Tom: Is it true that you're nice?
* Squidward: Well, I used to be mad, but now, I am nice.
* Old Man Jenkins: Says. It touch this is interesting, why don't tell us the story?
* Squidward: Oh, um... Told the story. Yeah. I'm not gonna have time.
* Mr. Krabs: (angrily) Then what for departure, Mr. Squidward!
* Squidward: Alright, I'll tell you. But listen carefully. I'm only gonna say this once. It all begin here in the Krusty Krab, I was about to go home. (flashback to the Krusty Krab) Ah, my shift is over. (Squidward open the door of the Krusty Krab and he going home) I can't wait to go home, play my clarinet, do some paintings, get some beauty sleep, and most importantly, relax in the ten all day. It is going to be one amazing week off from work. And would you look at that. Home sweet Home. Well, one week vacation, here we... (Suddenly, the football to the face of Squidward)... COME!!!! (he drop of football goal)
* Patrick: Goal! 
* SpongeBob: Then don't call me SpongeBob! Don't make for pants for nothing!
* Squidward: Ow! My head! Huh? SpongeBob! Patrick!
* SpongeBob: Oh. Hi, Squidward. What are you doing in our goalie net?
* Squidward: You're obviously kick the ball in front of my face and then launch me!
* Patrick: There's no need to thanks us.
* Squidward: Thank you.
* Patrick: You're welcome.
* Squidward: I wasn't thanking you, you of the poop emoji! I was asking you a question even though it's us familiar! "Thank you" it's a short way of saying. Why would I thank you?
* Patrick: Okay. I get it now.
* Squidward: Thank you.
* Patrick: I'm absolutely hate my life!
* SpongeBob: Alright, Patrick. My next soccer practice will be in 3 hours. So I need you to bring tons and tons of water for me, okay?
* Patrick: I have got your cover! (running)
* SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. I forgot to tell you. I'll be playing in the Bikini Bottom Soccer Game in 3 months. So I'm gonna give you a free ticket to watch me play.
* Squidward: Well, SpongeBob, I would love to watch your game, but probably won't. Because I'm worried Patrick is gonna eat so much spicy stuff. He's gonna fart fire at me.
* Patrick: Wait. How did you know I did that two hours ago? (stomach growling) Oh god. Never mind. Brace for impact! (He's fart fire in the Squidward and crash onto the rock)
* Squidward: Ow! (Later...) (growling) This ice pack isn't helping at all. She's giving me me stupid cold burns.
* Patrick: Oh hey, Squidward. I see that your head is hurting a lot. Is there anything I can help you with?
* Squidward: No, Patrick. You farted fire at me, and I hurt my head onto a rock. You've helped enough today.
* SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. I bought a couple of nice warm milk for you if it makes you feel better.
* Squidward: No, SpongeBob. I don't need note from you. I can get milk myself. (Patrick throwing a paper toilet to Squidward's Head). What are you throwing at me?
* Patrick: I couldn't find any bandages, so I went with used Toilet Paper.
* Squidward: Ew! You're stupid or something throwing use Toilet Paper? That's disgusting!
* SpongeBob: Squidward, I accidentally drink the milk. Is okay if we share?
* Squidward: (growling) (head explodes) (later...) Think, Squidward. How can I keep those two off of my space. Come on. There has got to be a way. I could take them to go Jellyfishing. No. They're gonna ask me that go in that. How about I ask nicely for... Oh, no! No, no, no! I am not going to ask nicely and it's impossible for me to think it. (sigh) What's the point? They're just gonna bother me forever. (Squidward gave a idea) I just came up with an amazing idea! If I can ask someone so fun to come here, then SpongeBob and Patrick will play with him more than me. I absolutely love our ideas so much. I'm gonna do it right now. (Squidward call a phone, but didn't on) Oh, wait a minute. I unlock my phone. (Squidward on a phone)
* James: Hello?
* Squidward: Hi. Today, is your lucky day!
* (Later...)
* SpongeBob: (SpongeBob open the door, and the mail was here. And SpongeBob open the mail) "Hi. Today is your lucky day. I will be visiting your neighborhood and if I like it, I'm going to be moving in. I will also throw a party. I can't wait to move in with you and neighbors?" (gasp) (SpongeBob run to Patrick's House) Patrick! Patrick!
* Patrick: SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: You will not believe what his letter says!
* Patrick: Someone is going to move in and if you like say he's gonna throw a party?
* SpongeBob: Wait. How'd you know did you get the same mail?
* Patrick: No. Unlucky guessing. In fact, I just picked up this letter.
* SpongeBob: Oh, okay. But, aren't you excited?
* Squidward: (open the door) (happy) Did someone say a new neighbors coming?
* Patrick: Yeah! Did you get a letter too?
* Squidward: Wow! I don't need one, because I already know about this. I found this guy and I decided to talk with him a bit and I told him how about you come here and move in with us.
* SpongeBob. Wait. This whole thing was your plan? That's so nice of you, Squidward!
* Squidward: Yes needed, SpongeBob. And I'm doing this because I want to prove both of you that I can be a good friend sometimes.
* Patrick: So, you're a good person instead of a bad person?
* Squidward: That question is so stupid I am neither gonna answer it.
* SpongeBob: So, when is this guy coming?
* Squidward: I don't know, SpongeBob. Don't ask me. It's not like he's gonna arrive right now. (James arrived) And it happened.
* James: Oh. Hi, fellas. Is this Conn Street?
* Squidward & SpongeBob: Yes.
* Patrick: What's Conn Street?
* James: Well. This place looks so good. I already want to move in already.
* SpongeBob: Omg. He wants move in?
* James: My name is James Kelpson. Where all your names?
* SpongeBob: I'm SpongeBob.
* Squidward: I'm Squidward.
* Patrick: Meet Patrick.
* James: Well, it's nice to me all of you, SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick. I can't wait to move in with you guys. You know, this is starting to be like my dream.
* SpongeBob: What is your dream about?
* James: In my dream, I moved into a really cool neighborhood. Then, after we had the party, we were actual neighbors. It was so fun. I am...
* Squidward: Blah, blah, blah. You have you dream. Blah, blah, blah. You throw party. Anyway, Is nice to meet you, James. So, goodbye. (Squidward close the door)
* SpongeBob: Huh. That's weird. Squidward never goes away when people are talking.
* James: Well, you probably had a bad day. Anyway, are you ready to party?
* SpongeBob: (gasp) Heck yeah! I am!
* James: What about you, Patbro? Do you want to be the DJ?
* Patrick: What's a DJ and who's Patbro?
* (Later...)
* Squidward: Ah. Peace and quiet. I still can't believe my plan work. Now I can finally play my clarinet alone. (Squidward play my clarinet, and suddenly, music starts) Huh? What's that noise? (Squidward open the door) (gasp) You have got to be kidding me! 
*[The yard was full of people having fun. Patrick is using the DJ booth, SpongeBob, James and Gary are using the merry go round, a few people chatting, and toilet paper all over Squidward's house.]
* Mr. Krabs: Ah, Mrs. Puff. We have been dating for 16 years and I've got to say. You are the most sweetest creature or graphic ever have.
* Mrs. Puff: Well, Mr. Krabs. You have got to my power and your love.
* Mr. Krabs: Why thank you, sweetie.
* Plankton: Ew! Did you that love part?
* Squidward: Huh? Where's my house filled with toilet paper? (Squidward run to SpongeBob) SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: Oh hi Squidward. You made to the party!
* Squidward: What is going on and why is there toilet paper on my house?
* SpongeBob: Well, James is throwing a party celebrate he's gonna be our new neighbor. And he decides of both toilet paper at of your house just for fun.
* Squidward: Is it not necessary to throw a party all because someone is moving here?
* SpongeBob: Well, it depends on what people think.
* Squidward: (growl) That's it!
* Patrick: (laugh) I still don't know about DJ is, but this is fun! (Squidward cut wire and the music stops) Huh? What happened to the speakers?
* Everyone: I swear! It wasn't me!
*James: Alright! Calm down! Can anybody tell me what is going on?
* SpongeBob: The music is stopped all of a sudden!
* James: The music is stopped? That's so weird. I just bought those radials three days, and this is the second time I'm using them.
* Patrick: Hey everyone. I know what's going on with the speakers. They're probably hungry.
* Mr. Krabs: And why would you think of something stupid like that?
* Patrick: Well, they're called speakers and their mouths are speakers. That's how we talk.
* Mrs. Puff: [plays a rim shot] Aha. Really funny.
* Patrick: I wasn't meant to be a joke. (electricity sound) Huh? Oh, wait a minute. The wire's cut.
* James: I knew I should have bought wireless speakers instead of expensive ones. Anyway, who cut the wire?
* Squidward: That will be me! (everyone gasp)
* Mr. Krabs: Squidward? You cut the wire? Why would you...
* Squidward: Shut up, old man! Where's SpongeBob and Patrick!
* SpongeBob and Patrick: We're right here!
* Squidward: Can I talk to both of you and private?
* SpongeBob and Patrick: Sure thing!
* (Later at Patrick's House)
* Squidward: Alright. Now that we are in a very secret location.
* SpongeBob: Uh, Squidward. You do realize we're by the side of Patrick's House, right?
* Squidward: Shut up and let me talk!
* SpongeBob: You have our full attention.
* Squidward: Thank you. Now listen to this. That before you or Patrick moved in, I was a happy octopus. This place used to be very peaceful. I would come outside to get a tan and I would say relaxing followed us every Sunday. I used to have a good time, but ever since two idiots moved into the neighborhood, my happiness level was going down. Down and down and down, to the point where it disappeared. I had no happiness because of those idiots. They would bother me, wake me up at 4:00 clock in the morning every Wednesday, and they would do very stupid stuff. That I did not like.
* Patrick: Who are those two idiots?
* Squidward: Both of you!
* SpongeBob: Ow, Squidward. That's kind of hurtful.
* Squidward: Yes it is, SpongeBob, and I'm saying that because that is how I describe both of you. The point is, you two are the most annoying creatures I have ever met. I hate you so much. I had to find ways to get rid of you, like for example James. I asked him to come here that way he could move in, and he said he wanted to move in. And this whole thing, was so that you two could play with James more than bothering me all that time. Not do stupid stuff that that isn't necessary, like throw a party if someone's moving.
* James: [confused] Wait a minute. This whole thing was so that you could get rid of him?
* Squidward: Heck yeah.
* James: Dude, that is so wrong. You can't just use me to take people...
* Squidward: Shut up and get out!
*James: (gasp) (The camera zooms in James's eye and zooms out in The Killer as he kill dad).
*The Killer: Shut up and get out! (The camera zooms in The Killer's eye and zooms out in James's eye).
* James: Okay. Sure, sure. Yeah yeah yeah. That's easy. Let me just turn around... and... I'm not gonna cry. (He cry loud and run away)
* SpongeBob: [horrified] Oh my goodness, Squidward. That was so mean of you. You can't just...
* Squidward: You shut up that mouth right now, SpongeBob! I am sick of your stupid baby nets! Not only bad! I'm sick of Patrick, I'm sick of The Krusty Krab, and I am sick of your stupid annoying laugh! Please, SpongeBob, please! Understand?! A single word, I am saying! I am really asking them to every day for you to understand me! This will be the final time! I'm going to say this! I hate you! I never liked you! And I will never be friends with you, ever! And one more thing, I never want to see both of you ever again for the rest of my life! (Squidward catch a breath and run away)
* [Spongebob and Patrick look at each other]
* SpongeBob: [sadly] Patrick?
* Patrick: Yes, SpongeBob?
* SpongeBob: Is it true of all those mean things Squidward said to us!
* Patrick: I think so.
* (SpongeBob and Patrick crying. Later... SpongeBob put the letter to Squidward's yard. He sigh. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary are going away. SpongeBob look the Squidward's House. He look so sad. And he go away)
* French Narrator: three days later... (SpongeBob, Patrick and Gary are trying to move on)
* SpongeBob: (he woke up and he then lost) Huh? Oh no. No. No. We lost? This cannot be. Oh no. Patrick! Patrick! You need to get up right now! I think we're lost.
* Patrick: Mother? Is that you?
* SpongeBob: No, Patrick. It's SpongeBob. Your best friend. Anyway, you need to get up right now! This is a big problem! 
* Patrick: I don't get up this problem is a big as a sumo wrestler. I still do want to get up.
* SpongeBob: Patrick, this problem is bigger than a sumo wrestler! Remember three days ago Squidward said means stuff to us that were true?! We promise not to bother him anymore and I think we've gone so far away for home! I think we're lost!
* Patrick: (laughing hysterically)
* SpongeBob? What? What so funny?
* Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob, SpongeBob, SpongeBob. If you can just listen to yourself talking right now, we are not lost. In fact, I've been keeping a secret from you ever since the day we became friends. I actually have a power that will help us get back home. If I can do this correctly, I can navigate ourselves back home. Just watch. (Patrick put a hand to head. But nothing happened)
* SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. This is rederious. How we...
* Patrick: Bah, bah, bah! Do not interrupt! I'm concentrating. Okay. It's a little difficult. Just.. just try harder. Just one mistake. Of a same of... Yeah. I couldn't find our way home. We're lost.
* SpongeBob: Do you think I know that? Well, guess that. I already knew. (sigh) Let's just face it, Patrick. We're done for. We totally deserve this. Squidward was right. He would be a happy delightful person if we haven't met him and move into the neighborhood in the first place. We're just a bunch of stupid and annoying babies that gets in everyone's business. We don't deserve to live in the town, we don't deserve to be loved, we don't deserve to be welcomed, and most importantly, we don't deserve to be remembered. (sigh) But even though we don't deserve all of those, we deserve to get lost out here in the middle of nowhere, being cold and hungry.
* Patrick: I agreed with you, buddy. Even though I don't know what all those words mean.
* SpongeBob: It would be better if we find the place to live as far away from Bikini Bottom and Squidward would never find us, but I'll never have...
* James: [offscreen] Oh, come on! Are you kidding me?
* SpongeBob: Huh?
* James: If Shifu really knocked on my $200 vase, then tell him I'm not giving him any cookies by the time I come back!
* SpongeBob: Wait a minute. Is that James? It cannot be! Patrick! I think I just saw James!
* Patrick: Who's James?
* SpongeBob: Don't you remember? He was going to move into our neighborhood, he throw a party, Squidward ruined and this was all part of Squidward's plan?
* Patrick: I don't know where to talk about?
* SpongeBob: I'm sure you'll know sooner. James! It's so good to see you again!
* James: Hang on, Honey. I'll call you back. (He turn off the phone) Do I know you?
* SpongeBob: It's me, SpongeBob! Don't you remember? You're going to move into this neighborhood and you threw a party and everything got ruined?
* James: Oh yeah! I know now! How's it going, SpongeBro?
* SpongeBob: Oh, I'm doing okay. The reason why we're out here is because three days ago after Squidward yell at you to get out, he said really really mean stuff to us and it just felt true and we didn't meant to bother him anymore. So we decided to get out Bikini Bottom.
* James: Oh my. Sorry to hear that, dude. At least, you have your friends.
* SpongeBob, Yeah, that's right. I decided to bring Patrick and my snail Gary just so that I don't feel lonely.
* James: Well, I love to meet right them now.
* Patrick: (Patrick and Gary play a chessboard. And Gary win) What? That's impossible, Gary! Are you keep reading me?
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: Hey guys! Look who... (Pause)
* Patrick: What?
* SpongeBob: Where did you get a chessboard?
* Patrick: Oh. It was inside my pants the entire time.
* SpongeBob: How would you even fit just born sir... Ah. Never mind. Well, don't remember I was talking about James? Well, here he is right now!
* James: Hi, guys.
* Patrick: Oh yeah! I remember now! You are the guy that brought my pizza!
* James: No, silly. I'm the guy that brought the party three days ago.
* Patrick: Oh yeah. Oh, wait. I still can't remember.
* James: I'm sure you'll remember soon. Anyway, it's really nice to see you guys again. I've heard that Squidward kicked me out of town and I want to say sorry for that. But now that I'm here, instead of just being lost in the middle of nowhere, I think you guys should live with me. Not only my house is far far away from Bikini Bottom, but are as taunts and I mean tons of fun things to do inside. So, would you guys like to live with me?
* SpongeBob: (gasp happily) Heck yeah!
* James: I knew you'd say that, SpongeBob. So what are we waiting for? Pack your things and let's get moving! It is going to be so fun!
* (Later in the morning, Squidward open the door and see the letter)
* Squidward: Oh, what's this? Oh. It's a letter from SpongeBob. I do not have a good feeling, But I'll read anyway. "Dear Squidward. Me and Patrick are sorry for bothering you ever since the day we moved in. We understand all the mean things you said to us. So we decide to move away. I hope you're happy that we are gone. Suddenly SpongeBob. P.S. I promise you this isn't a joke." Could it be? They finally listened? After years of screaming up then they're finally gone?! Yes! I am free! Woo-hoo! I cannot believe that they're gone! Yes! All I have to do is just easily scream meets top of them. I don't know why I should have scream at them earlier before, but that doesn't matter. I am now free! (sigh) Oh my gosh, I gotta calm myself down. I have never been this happy in a long time. Oh, and now that they're gone, I can do anything I want without being interrupted. But first, I need to do one more thing.
* (Meanwhile in the Krusty Krab, as Mr. Krabs writer a paper, a telephone ringing, and Mr Krabs call it)
* Mr. Krabs: (Telephone ringing) Huh? (Mr Krabs calling) Thank you for calling the Krusty Krab. How may I help you?
* Squidward: Hey, Mr. Krabs.
* Mr. Krabs: Oh. It's you, Mr. Squidward.
* Squidward: Sorry this sounds a little random, but I just want to let you know? I am officially quit working at the Krusty Krab.
* Mr. Krabs: What?!?
* Squidward: Yeah. You heard me? I am officially quit working at the Krusty Krab. I am not to going to tell you guys is way too excited, so I'm just gonna hard you. Goodbye.
* Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, you cannot just call me and I'll nowhere that quit your job! The only reason why left or quit in your job is even if I fire you, I... (Squidward turn off Telephone) Hello?!?? (Mr. Krabs get angrily, and he throw telephone in the wall)
* Squidward: Okay, I thought that was on my system, I can now live free!
* (Later...)
* James: All right, guys. We are here. Welcome to my house. And before we start the fun, I decided to be kind enough to introduce you to my peeps.
* SpongeBob and Patrick: Sure thing.
* (James are open the door, Joey, Shifu and Jenny all be revealed.)
* James: Hey everybody! Sorry I was late, but I have two guests I want to introduce you too.
* Jenny: Interesting. If I have guests in a while.
* James: All right, guys. Let me introduce you to my favorite peeps. Joey, the scientists who raised me.
* Joey: Hello.
* James: Shifu, a really skilled ninja that can sometimes be a pain the bike, but really helpful.
* Shifu: Salutations.
* James: And how can I forget my really sweet and really kind wife, Jenny.
* Jenny: Hi, guys.
* SpongeBob: Well, hi there. My name is SpongeBob. This is my best friend Patrick, and this is my snail Gary.
* Patrick: Hey! I thought I was Gary.
* Jenny: Well, it's really nice seeing you guys. James told me that your can't do well. And I'm really sorry to hear that.
* SpongeBob: It's okay. But there's nothing to worry, because we're gonna live with James.
* James: You got that right, SpongeBob! It's gonna be real...
* Jenny: I'm sorry that interrupt, but can I talk to you. (Jenny clears throat and Joey and Shifu looking away) James, did you have any idea to just like people coming our house?
* James: It may not seem like a good idea, but they are my friends.
* Jenny: What if they are evil people? Can't you tell me that happened to your dad?
* James: I trust them, but if they are evil people, don't worry. We have tons and tons of security in our house.
* SpongeBob: What are you guys talking about?
* James: Oh, it's nothing. Just a little talk. Anyway, are you guys ready to have fun?
* SpongeBob: Oh yeah, I am!
* Patrick: Me too! Even if I don't know what the word fun means.
* (Later at the Goo Lagoon, Squidward is relax in the sun).
* Squidward: Ah. I love this. There is nothing better than staying in a Goo Lagoon without worrying about SpongeBob or Patrick. Ah, this is so relaxing.
* Larry: Hey, Squidward. Is that you? I haven't seen you in a while.
* Squidward: Oh. Hey, Larry.
* Larry: I was at your neighborhood because there was a party going on three days ago. I saw that you were angry, and you destroyed the party. So, I just wanted to you to know that you're fine.
* Squidward: Listen, Larry. I appreciate your trying to know what's going on, but it's none of your business, okay?
* Larry: Squidward, I know it's none of my business, but can I at least know what's going on?
* Squidward: (sigh). Fine. After I ruined the party, I banned SpongeBob and Patrick out!
* Larry: You cannot do that!
* Squidward: Yeah? I did it.
* Larry: Why would you do that?!? They both my parties!
* Squidward: Because they have been annoying to me for a lot of friends. Banned them makes me happy because I cannot relax without having to worry about them.
* Larry: (growls angrily)
* Squidward: Why would you growling like the dog?
* Larry: Get out my beach!
* Squidward: (scream and run away)
* Larry: Fellows, I need you to help me to get someone! (Squidward grab on a boat, Squidward run away, and Larry chase him) Get back here!
* Fish #1: (in the small boat): We shouldn't have got in the boat with Larry.
* Larry: I got you now! (Lary grab him and Squidward backwards, Larry was down)
* Squidward: (laughing) No one can stop... (Fish #2 slap Squidward with the boat)
* Fish #1: That was easier than I thought. Also, I just realize this guy works at the Krusty Krab, which make me think I should never go back there.
* Larry: (Larry kick Squidward out of the Goo Lagoon) You're forever banned from Goo Lagoon!
* Squidward: Even though I'm banned, I can still relax without worrying about SpongeBob and Patrick.
* (Meanwhile at the James' House, they throw a party, dance and celebrating, Patrick as DJ that play in the music)
* James: Can I have anybody's attention, please? (the music stops) Thank you. I want to let you know, that this party is a way of honoring my two new best friends: Patrick, a DJ behind me, and my main boy SpongeBob.
* SpongeBob: Hi, guys.
* James: This one happened if I met them in the first place. They are really good friends. Okay. Now let's continue this awesome party! (And the party continue). I am serious, SpongeBob. You're one of the bestest friends I've ever made. All of this wouldn't happen if we haven't seen each other in the first place.
* SpongeBob: Ah, thank you, James. Me and Patrick would have been lost if we weren't allowed to stay at your house.
* James: I don't know why, but for some reason all of this makes me feel like we're brothers.
* SpongeBob: Yeah, that would be really cool if we... Wait. What makes you think we should be brothers?
* James: Uh, I don't want to talk about it.
* SpongeBob: Come on, James. I'm your best friend. Can you at least tell me?
* James: (sigh) Fine, I'll tell you. But let's go in the attic first.
* (Later in the attic)
* SpongeBob: I gotta say, James. This is really cool attic.
* James: I know, right?
* SpongeBob: But why are we here your attic?
* James: Because I'm going to show your something I never wanted to since they day we became friends. (James open on the box, and grab the key)
* SpongeBob: You're showed me a key?
* James: It's not a key. It's this. (The key opening of picture draw of James' family)
* SpongeBob: Uh, I don't get it. It's just a drawing that looks like it was made by a four year old.
* James: That's because when I was four years old, I drew that picture. And that was a picture of my family.
* SpongeBob: (gasp) You have a family?
* James: Yes. I have a family. There's me in the middle, my brother on the right, and my dad on the left. My mom's not in this picture, because she died giving birth to me. My dad could new afford a camera, but he told me that she was beautiful. Before Joey raised me, I had a really good family. They were all nice to me, especially my brother. But they died in the worst way you can ever imagine.
* SpongeBob: What happened to them?
* James: It started out as a normal day, my dad got called from a guy who will check out our house. three days ago, it all happened. (Flashback as James' real house, the killer knock the door) 
* James' Dad: I'm coming.
* James: The moment my dad opened the door... (explosion revealed the Killer) everything exploded. And the guy was revealingly a serial killer. He threw an explosive device which caused the whole house to catch on fire. My dad was injured so bad he couldn't move, and when the Killer came up to him, he pulled the laser gun out... (The killer gun laser at James' Dad, as James enter the house) and he shot my dad. (Young James saw killer and scream) As I watched the whole thing, he told me to shut up and get out.
* The Killer: Shut up and get out!
* James: I got the drawing and my brother and I got in the car to escape home, but the killer shot one on the back tires, and we ended up in a car crash which killed my brother. (James saw brother die. And sit on the street) From that point, I thought to had to live in the streets, and when all hope seemed lost, that was when Joey found me. (Flashback ends).
* SpongeBob: Oh my gosh, James. That's the saddest story I've ever heard.
* James: You see, this is the reason why I want you to stay with me. Because you're so so nice to me, I feel like we should be brothers. But I don't want you to go anywhere.
* SpongeBob: Ah, it's okay, James. No need to worry. I'm not gonna go anywhere. I will stay with you forever.
* James: Thank you so much, SpongeBob. You're a really good friend. You know what? It is getting really late. So how about we get a good night's sleep?
* SpongeBob: Sure thing.
* (The next morning at the Squidward's House, where Sandy and Mr. Krabs come to talk to Squidward)
* Sandy: Squidward! Are you here? I've been calling you for an hour! Please, come out!
* Mr. Krabs: You know what, Miss Cheeks? If he doesn't want to come out, then let's just leave him alone.
* Sandy: Mr. Krabs, you wanted to call it.
* Mr. Krabs: No I didn't.
* Sandy: Yes, you did. While we were walking, you yelled at me saying that I should call him.
* Mr. Krabs: Well, if I did, then I would change my mind right now.
* Sandy: You're saying you don't care if you charge your mind.
* Mr. Krabs: I gotta think before talking.
* Squidward: (inside at the Squidward's House, Squidward play a clarinet, and Sandy knock the door) Oh, we got company. (Squidward opened the door) Oh. Hey, Mr. Krabs. Hey, Sandy.
* Sandy: Howdy, Squidward. We just want to know what you've been up to since you destroyed the party last week, and is it just me or are you in a good mood today?
* Squidward: Oh, yeah. I am in a good mood. I don't want to tell you because you're gonna be so happy.
* Mr. Krabs: So what? Why is your problem being happy? It's a good thing.
* Squidward: You know why? I'll tell you. But I want to warn you, why I'm about to say will blow your minds. You're gonna be so happy, you will tell the entire world, you will be on TV for the news, and everybody will just keep on asking...
* Mr. Krabs: Which you just shut up and tell us what the barnacles is going on?!?! Last week, you call me and you decide to quit working! I lost one dollar because of that! And now you're in a good mood and you're not even telling me what's going on! So, just tell me what is happening?!?!
* Squidward: Alright, alright, I'll tell you! I came up with a plan to get someone to move here so Patrick and SpongeBob can play with him more than bothering me all the time. But when I figured out that he does things that aren't necessary, like throw a party when someone's moving in, I cut the wire to the speakers and they ruined the entire party. And then as I was talking to SpongeBob and Patrick, he showed up and I told him to shut up and get out. Then I yelled out SpongeBob and Patrick how annoying they are and how I never wanted to see them again. Three days later, I received a letter from SpongeBob saying that they left. So, I banned SpongeBob and Patrick out of Bikini Bottom!
* Mr. Krabs and Sandy: [shocked] You banned them?
* Squidward: Yep, I banned them. Isn't that great?
* Sandy: Great?! No! I can't believe you banned them! Why did you do that to our friends?!
* Squidward: Because they've been annoying me for years! And now that they're gone, I can finally enjoy life without them.
* Sandy: Oh my god, this is terrible! This is really really bad!
* Mr. Krabs: Uh, Miss Cheeks?
* Sandy: Do you even know where they went? What if they're in danger? Or what if they can be dead right now?
* Mr. Krabs: Calm down, Miss Cheeks.
* Sandy: What do you mean "calm down"? He endangered our two beloved friends!
* Mr. Krabs: I know that he banned SpongeBob and Patrick, but you gotta understand that all he wanted was peace and quiet, and he couldn't improvise with anything else. Besides, we can forgive him for this.
* Squidward: He's right, Sandy. Not only it's important to know why I banned them, but you need to know that I couldn't think of other ways. Also, I'm glad that Mr. Krabs is good enough to understand thing like this.
* Mr. Krabs: Well, let's shake on it!
*Sandy: What?
*Squidward: (Mr. Krab shake hand of Squidward) You see? We can all forgive me when... (Mr. Krabs snap his finger and Squidward scream).
*Sandy: Ow.
*(Mr. Krabs fight Squidward).
*Squidward: I'm glad that's over.
*(Mr. Krabs fight Squidward again and throw on the rock).
*Squidward: Ow! (Squidward put the face out on the rock). Really? Why?
*Mr. Krabs: Did you think I would understand and forgive you? I would not.
*Sandy: I knew it.
*Squidward: Guys, why are you so mad? I thought you were going to be happy.
*Sandy: What? Just because you endangering them makes you happy? That doesn't mean we are happy. Unlike you, we were friends with them, and we have a lot care for them.
*Squidward: A lot of care? How come you always care about them if you've seen their stupidity? I've seen Spongebob do things that you didn't like and you find it annoying,
*Sandy: Yes I know, but that-
*Squidward: Patrick can do really stupid things and you find it annoying,
*Sandy: Can you just let me talk for a-
*Squidward: Not to mention one time we all called him an idiot boy-
*Sandy: SHUT UP YOU MEDIOCRE CLARINET PLAYER! Sorry, I guess that was a bit too hard... but yeah I know they can be annoying, but even if we give them rules and they don't follow, we forgive them because they're trying to have fun. But your always friendless.
*Squidward: I don't give a crap if they're trying to have fun, the only thing I consider to care about id relaxation and they don't interrupt!
*Sandy: But if they do that then they'll get bored, lose connection with each other, and get so lonely to the point that they don't wanna do anything. If they ever do something and you find it annoying most of the time it would be because they wanna play with you. They know you've been alone for a long time, so they want you to be interested in being friends with them. And I agree, that you need to change.
*Squidward: I appreciate their enthusiasm in making me interested in playing, but I love being alone. I've been doing it for many years and I love it. But if I change, I'll barely relax and it'll make me an idiot depending on what they want me to do. I don't care what anyone thinks, I will never be friends with SpongeBob or Patrick, I endangered them and there's nothing I can do.
*Sandy: So is this it? You wanna be alone with no friends for the rest of your life? All right if it is your choice, I will respect it. Keep in mind that there is an opportunity to try new things, but if you want to continue on being the way you are, I'm fine with that. Just to let you know, you don't even deserve friends. Your just a lazy critter who hates everyone. Your the one that should be banned because you deserve hate. You should've endanger yourself if you don't want near you. I don't care if you always wanted to relax because you've wasted all those year just to get rid of people you don't like. You've should've listen and be friends instead of bringing misery. I hope you'll be happy by yourself after we leave, you know why? Because you deserve to be a detached squid! Come on.
*Mr. Krabs: Good luck living with no job.
*[They began to leave.]
*Squidward: (sighs) They are right... Hey SpongeBob this is Squidward, if you find this tape recorder and if you are listening to this message, please don't ignore this. I just wanna say that I'm sorry for saying a lot of negativity to you last week. Listen, I know that I've been living alone for years. I do it because I love to relax. But when Sandy and I had a talk, after I was beaten up by Mr. Krabs, she told me that I need to change. And now I understand that you're trying to make me play with you. I'm just scared that I won't be relaxing as much as I had, but I'll at least try to have fun. After all, I think you are a good person. If you and Patrick are still alive, please come back, I miss you. Everybody misses you. If you come back, I promise I'll start over and I will be a different person who cares. I am coming to find you and Patrick so we can reunite. Once again, I'm sorry... Hey Mr. Krabs, Can I talk to you? It's important. Please, it's about yesterday.
*Mr. Krabs: So what? It's obvious that you ignored everything Sandy said, why should I listen to you?
*Squidward: Because I actually listened and I'm starting to have a change of heart. I even sent a tape recorder on balloons yesterday hoping that SpongeBob receives it and it has a message apologizing to him.
*Mr. Krabs: Yeah right. I don't think that'll work, you never know if they can be dead or alive. Either way, it's too late and there's nothing you can do about it.
*Squidward: Which is why I want us to find them.
*Mr. Krabs: Us?
*Squidward: Yes, us. I have said in the past that there was no us or we. But now that I took what Sandy said which opened my mind, I realized that we are a team. And we need to find our teammates and bring things back the way they were... But with a new me! And so what if we don't find them? At least it'll prove that I changed.
*Mr. Krabs: I...I don't know what to say about this.
*Squidward: How about you break that sign and lets go find them?
*Mr. Krabs: Hmm... Let's do it!
*Squidward: I don't know about this...
*Sandy: Hey Squidward!
*Squidward: Hey Sandy!
*Sandy: Is it true that you changed and you wanna find SpongeBob and Patrick?
*Squidward: Yes.
*Sandy: I am so proud of you! You would always ignore everything I say and, umm... Why are you worried?
*Squidward: What? I'm not worried.
*Sandy: Are you sure? You clearly look like you're worried about something.
*Squidward: (sighs) All right, I'm just scared about changing since I won't be doing what I originally loved. I've been relaxing for a long time and now that I made the decision after what you told me, I'm scared to straight up go for it.
*Sandy: It's okay Squidward, look. Sometimes in life you'll have to make good decisions in order to change so it will be suitable for others. It sounds scary but after a while you'll get used to it.
*Squidward: But, what is it like to change from mad and lazy to happy and caring?
*Sandy: Hmm...That's a bit of a tricky question. (gasp) Hey Mr. Krabs!
*Squidward: Sandy? What are you whispering about?
*Sandy: Squidward, let me show you something that will make you quit worrying.
*(music playing)
*Sandy: ♪We will help you find a new life! Change can be bad or good! You can quit having strife and uncover with that hood!♪
*Mr. Krabs: ♪There is more to the world than relaxing! Adventure's waiting for you to start helping! We will show you the right path, so stop taking a good bath!♪
*Squidward: Time to play!
*Sandy: ♪Just playing an instrument, won't get you that far! Nor can selling things for a cent or drive around with a car!♪
*Mr. Krabs: ♪Adventure's like a playground but 10 times better! Or like climbing a mountain that's 3 times harder! With enough teamwork, you can quit being a jerk! ♪
*Squidward: Thank you so much for giving back my clarinet. Huh?
*Mr. Krabs & Sandy: ♪It is time to search for a change!♪
*Squidward: Wait, what?
*Mr. Krabs & Sandy: ♪That can help with your attitude!♪
*Squidward: Okay...
*Mr. Krabs & Sandy: ♪If there's something you can arrange, would be yourself being rude... It is time to search for a change!♪
*Squidward: Search for a change?
*Mr. Krabs & Sandy: ♪That can help with your attitude!♪
*Squidward: Help with my attitude?
*Mr. Krabs & Sandy: ♪If there's something you can arrange, would be yourself being rude.♪
*Squidward: Oh, I get it now!
*Sandy: That's great Squidward! Now you give it a try, come on!
*Squidward: Wait, you want me to play? (shutters)
*Mr. Krabs: Come on Mr. Squidward, I know you can do it! Didn't you tell me that you wanted to save Spongebob and Patrick earlier?
*Squidward: Yeah...Okay I'll give it a try, here we go. ♪I now know how to find a new life! Change would be the best thing! I'll now quit having strife and start understanding! Wow, he's a good singer. I'll now quit having strife and start understanding! For a lot of years I've been lazy! This change will make me very happy! I'll never give up on my friends so for them I will defend!♪
*Sandy: There you go Squidward! you really taught those sharks a lesson!
*Mr. Krabs: Yeah! Thanks for saving us Mr. Squidward!
*Squidward: ♪Just Taking a bubble bath, still would not be enough! Not even teaching a bit of math or working to be really tough! I have endangered people I've hated! But after a talk I now understand them! With this change and a team, I'll start to quit being mean!♪
*Sandy: Keep it up Squidward! We're almost done with this song!
*Mr. Krabs: Wow Squidward your singing is better than I thought, keep singing!
*Squidward: ♪It is time to search for a change! That can help with my attitude! If there's something I can arrange, would be myself being rude.♪
*Mr. Krabs & Sandy: ♪It is time to search for a change! That can help with your attitude! If there's something you can arrange, would be yourself being rude.♪
*Squidward: ♪Would be myself being rude.♪
*Mr. Krabs & Sandy: ♪Would be yourself being rude...♪
*Squidward: ♪Would be myself being RUUUUUUUUDE!♪
*Mr. Krabs, Squidward & Sandy: ♪It is time to search for a change! That can help with your attitude! If there's something you can arrange, would be yourself being rude.♪
*Squidward: ♪Would be myself being rude.♪
*Mr. Krabs & Sandy: ♪Would be yourself rude!♪
*Squidward: ♪Would be myself being RUUUUUUUUDE!♪
*Mr. Krabs, Squidward & Sandy: ♪If there's something you can arrange, would be yourself being rude.♪
*Mr. Krabs: Can I have me penny back now?
*Squidward: Wow, thanks fellas! I now feel more comfortable about changing and now I fully under stand what you said to me yesterday Sandy! Sandy: Well I'm glad you now understand and took the words I spoke to you from yesterday Squidward, but now that you feel confident how do you think we are gonna find SpongeBob and Patrick?
*Squidward: I don't know, that's one thing I didn't think about. Can't you build like some kind of device or something that can track them?
*Sandy: Well you see, I've had a device I worked on for two years that can track any sea creature in any ocean. But do you remember last year you completely destroyed it?
*Squidward: Oh, yeah...
*Sandy: Besides I can't make another one because it'll take a long time, and I don't have the parts since they are hard and expensive to get. Squidward: Hmm...Mr. Krabs, can you-
*Mr. Krabs: Nope! I am not spending money on device parts!
*Squidward: That's not what I was going to say you- Sorry, I'm still trying to learn. I was going to ask if you can track scents to find out where SpongeBob and Patrick went.
*Mr. Krabs: Oh, I don't know why I haven't thought of that... (sniffing) Eww... Your house smells like crap...
*Squidward: Hey!
*Mr. Krabs: I'm just kidding... (sniffing) Wait, I got something! They went that way!
*Squidward: Well let's go! SpongeBob, Patrick, we're coming for you.
*The Killer: (laughing)
*Patrick: I'm telling you I've never had this much fun in forever!
*SpongeBob: I know and this is so fun! It's so weird that you got smarter since Joey used you for testing during his experiments.
*Patrick: Yeah and I love it! Thanks Joey!
*Joey: Your welcome!
*Jenny: Hey hon, can you excuse me for a moment?
*James: Yeah sure go ahead.
*Shifu: James, are you okay?
*James: Yeah, I'm fine...
*Shifu: Are you sure? It doesn't look like you are. You seem anxious.
*James: I'm just worried about them. What if Squidward finds them and he takes them away? I don't want them to go because to me, I feel like they are my brothers And you know I don't have anyone in my family since they got murdered.
*Shifu: James, you don't need to worry. This place is far away from Bikini Bottom. There's no possible way that Squidward will find them here.
*Jenny: James, James! You might wanna listen to this...
*Tape recorder: Hey SpongeBob, this is Squidward. If you find this tape recorder(statics) I just wanna say that I don't think- (static)you should---be alive(static) I'm coming to kill you and Patrick so-(static) I can-(static)relax.
*James: He sent that tape recorder? AND HE'S COMING HERE TO MURDER THEM?!?!
*Jenny: I told you it wasn't a good idea to let your friends come here.
*James: Jen, how was I supposed to know that THEIR NEIGHBOR'S COMING?!?! Oh no, this is bad! What are we gonna do? I don't want the same thing that happened to my dad to happen to us! We'll have to come up with something!
*Shifu: James calm down. No need to worry, I have a plan... Remember that underground arena where we sometimes have robot battles?
*James: Yeah.
*Shifu: We will set up a trap that will send Squidward there and we can surround him with all of the defense robots we have. We'll put Spongebob and Patrick in a safe room and in case none of that works, Joey and I will take care of it.
*James: That plan sounds good. We never know when Squidward will arrive but until then let all the robots know. We gotta set up everything by the time he gets here.
*Shifu: Got it.
*Jen: When will you let SpongeBob and Patrick know?
*James: I'll let them know, when Squidward arrives
*Krabs: (sniff) Their scents are getting closer.
*Sandy: So Squidward, what are you gonna do when we find them?
*Squidward: It's pretty simple, I'll just ask for forgiveness, hope that they'll accept my apology, and then we'll go back home.
*Sandy: That's it?
*Squidward: Yeah it's a pretty simple plan you know.
*Sandy: I hate to say this but it might not sound as easy as you think.
*Squidward: What do you mean?
*Sandy: Regardless if we find them, you never know if they can be in danger and we might have to fight.
*Squidward: I know, that's why I wanted to bring you and Mr. Krabs. You have good karate skills and Mr. Krabs has strong claws so, we'll be fine.
*Sandy: Oh okay, I just wanna make sure you know in case we ever need to fight. Wait a minute, since you only mentioned me and Mr. Krabs... Can you fight?
*Squidward: What?
*Sandy: I said, can you fight?
*Squidward: Umm, well...
*Krabs: Hey guys, look what I found!
*Squidward: What is it?
*Sandy: Just as I thought, he cannot fight like a warrior.
*Krabs: Check this out! As I was following the scent, I found it coming from that house!
*Squidward: That's weird, I don't remember seeing a fancy house like that back at Bikini Bottom. 
*Joey: Uh oh, James, they're here.
*James: Oh no... Attention all robots! We interrupt your activities to warn you that Squidward has arrived! I repeat, Squidward has arrived! this is not a drill! You are advised to head to the underground arena and get in position immediately! Spongebob, Patrick, we gotta get to the underground arena now!
*SpongeBob: Wait, What? Why?
*James: There's no time to explain, follow me!
*Patrick: James, you can't just leave us wondering. You gotta tell us what's going on!
*James: Ugh, fine... Squidward sent a tape recorder earlier and it said that he's coming to kill both of you. And he's here!
*SpongeBob: Wait, SQUIDWARD?!
*James: I can't talk right now so come with me and I'll explain!
*Squidward: Hello? Is anyone here? We're looking for someone. Hmm, this must be an abandon house.
*Krabs: That's weird, I'm a hundred percent sure this is where the scent-
*All: (screams)
*Squidward: What's going on? Where are we?
*James: So your trying to get in my house?
*Squidward: Uh kind of, Okay who is this?
*James: It's me.
*Squidward: JAMES?!?!
*James: Yep. We meet again.
*Squidward: Tell us what is going on. Why did you trap us here?
*James: I see that you and your friends are trying to get in my property. Do you want me to remind you about what happened at the party? You screamed at me and those words were similar to something that happened to my family a long time again. I was crying and screaming like a three year old toddler because you felt like a threat to me. And so is why I'm gonna prison you here, where you'll never get out.
*Squidward: Wait ,listen. We're not here to do anything to you okay? I'm sorry. Can you just let us out?
*James: Nope. It is in the past and it can't be forgivable. You and your friends will stay here until you'll figure out what do to. And if you're wondering, I doubt that you'll find SpongeBob and Patrick. You hear me? I highly-
*SpongeBob: [suddenly appears gasping] Sorry. Patrick accidentally farted in the room.
*Squidward: YOU"RE HIDING THEM?!
*James: Shut it. You may now where SpongeBob and Patrick are but I highly doubt that you'll get them back.
*Mr. Krabs: Well, we're screwed.
*Sandy: Guys, we can't give up now. James is trying to keep SpongeBob and Patrick away from us. What if they're in danger?
*Squidward: Exactly. We need to break out of here now. There's gonna be a door or a weak spot around these walls.
*Sandy: That's not it.
*Krabs: I think I found the weak spot.
*Squidward: Thank Neptune. SpongeBob, Patrick, we're going to save you. My hand! That is some hard material.
*Sandy: Let me see. It looks like this is made out of some kind of strong material. Oh well. here goes. My leg!
*Krabs: I don't have time for this.
*Squidward: Wait. Now you're gonna try?
*Krabs: Yes. Now both of you stand back and let me show you how it's done,
*Squidward: Mr. Krabs, just because you saw how me and Sandy try to break that wall doesn't mean you're gonna-
*Krabs: I've been eating titanium.
*Squidward: Alright. Let's go save SpongeBob and Patrick. Oh crap.
*James: So now that you manage to get here, what are you going to do now?
*SpongeBob: I kinda feel bad for Squidward. I know he said a lot of negative things to us but still.
*Patrick: Yeah. Well, I guess we can listen to the tape recorder while we wait.
*James: I knew it,
*Squidward: James, why are you doing this?
*James: Why am I doing this? For a big reason, I got the tape recorder from you and it says that you wanted to kill Spongebob and Patrick.
*Squidward: What?
*[As they talk, SpongeBob and Patrick listen to the tape.]
*Gary: Meow meow meow meow meow.
*SpongeBob: Gary's right. Something's wrong with the audio.
*Patrick: Maybe it's the batteries. Luckily, I have some spare batteries in my belly button.
*James: You might be a threat to us.
*Squidward: Wait! There's gotta be a misunderstanding. I don't know if you didn't hear correctly, but that tape recorder is supposed to be an apology for SpongeBob.
*James: An apology?
*Patrick: Okay the batteries are in. Let's listen.
*Squidward: Yes. I know that I banned them last week. But after I was beaten up, and had a talk, I was starting to have a change of heart and realized that they're trying to help me start a new life. I was scared when I first made that decision but when we sing a song, I feel more confident,
*James: So you're telling me you sand a song and it made you feel more confident about changing.
*Squidward: Yes, we did. You want some proof.
*James: Okay, never mind. What is your point?
*Squidward: My point is when I had a change of heart, I realized that the world regardless of how cruel it is, it can be fun if you look at it from another direction. I used to be all by myself wanting to be alone. Now, I'm willing to hang out with my new friends.
*James: Wow. I can't believe that.
*Squidward: Yep. Right now, I wanna change from the detached squid and to the delighted squid.
*James: No. I can't believe that you would to anything to lie.
*Squidward: WHAT?! No! I'm not lying!
*James: Yeah right. I've been lied a lot when I was younger. But my family would never lie to me. So of course you're lying.
*SpongeBob: He's not lying! He's telling the truth! Nothing was motion about him murdering anyone. The batteries on the tape recorder were damaged before we put in the new ones. We managed to get most of the recorded message and this is what it said.
*Tape Recorder: Hey, SpongeBob, this is Squidward. I just wanna say that I'm sorry.
*Squidward: My message.
*Tape Tecorder: I know that I've been living alone for years. I do it because I love to relax. But when Sandy and I had a talk, after I was beaten up by Mr. Krabs, she told me that I need to change. And now I understand that you're trying to make me play with you. I'll at least try to have fun. After all, I think you are a good person. If you and Patrick are still alive, please come back, I miss you. I am coming to find you and Patrick so we can reunite. Once again, I'm sorry.
*SpongeBob: I forgive you Squidward.
*Squidward: Really?
*SpongeBob: Yep. You deserve a second chance.
*Patrick: I forgive you too. But because I got smarter since a scientist was doing tests on me.
*Squidward: Thank you so much SpongeBob.
*Patrick: Hey you can't have a hug without me. Let me come over here.
*Sandy: We miss you both so much!
*Killer: Why hello, little snail.
*James: Wait. You're gonna leave?
*SpongeBob: I'm sorry James. It was nice to live with you, but I got to go back.
*James: What? But you said you'll stay with me forever.
*SpongeBob: Well yeah. But even though I'll go away, I'll always be your friend. It's the same thing with your family. They maybe gone but their love stay in your heart. They don't have to live with your or anything.
*James: I guess that's true.
*SpongeBob: Now let me be honest. I think you're acting evil. You're trying to keep me and Patrick away and all these robots have their laser guns up. please stop.
*James: Put the guns down. I'm sorry everyone. I was just worried you know.
*Squidward: I forgive you James. But I also want you to forgive me for screaming. I was just angry and didn't want to be interrupted. I'm mostly sorry about what happened to your dad and brother. I never knew that those words I said were the exact same words that the serial killer said to you. Just let you know, I would never work with anyone like him or put a threat to-
*[Lights go out. Everyone screams.]
*Squidward: What happened? What's going on? Where's SpongeBob and Patrick?
*Joey: James, what's going on with our robots?
*James: I don't know. They're acting like someone took control over them.
*Killer: Finally, I have you now.
*James: NOOO!! It can't be!
*Squidward: Who the heck is that guy?
*James: That's a killer who murdered my dad and brother.
*Squidward: No way!
*Killer: Yes way! After years of hiding in the shadows, I finally have you.
*James: How did you find me?
*Killer: Last week, I found you at the party but I lost track when you ran away. Luckily, I've been following those three hoping I could find you again. And now that I'm in control over robots, I'm one step closer finishing my mission.
*James: You can't be serious.
*Killer: I'm sorry. This is just how life is. Robots, get 'em.
*James: No.
*Killer: Tiny, I need you to lock down every back door. As for you two, you both are gonna stay with me until I figure out what to kill first.
*Squidward: No. This can't be happening,
*James: I'm sorry, Squidward. I never thought this would happen.
*Squidward: You can't be serious. I just wanted to bring SpongeBob and Patrick,
*Sandy: Hey Squidward, let me just say that I'm proud of you. This really proves that you change and you're willing to go on and have fun with us. Thank you for taking our words.
*Squidward: Thank you for helping me Sandy.
*Mr. Krabs: Guys, we can't give up yet. Squidward what was that part of the song that you said you'll never give up on your friends?
*Squidward: I remember. Stop! If you don't stop this madness, I will have no other choice but to fight,
*Killer: What makes you say that?
*Squidward: I'll never give up on my friends so for them I will. Eat that!
*Killer: What the heck?
*Squidward: Sorry about your robots James.
*James: Don't worry I'll allow it.
*Killer: I wasn't expecting this.
*Squidward: You may take over everything, but we will do whatever it takes to win.
*Killer: Robots attack!
*Squidward: I'm gonna go find SpongeBob and Patrick. Now both of you take out these robots.
*Both: Got it.
*Robot: Get up. Don't make this difficult.
*Shifu: Why should I listen to you if your head is filled with nothing but bolts?
*Robot: Bolts?
*Sandy: Darn it!
*Krabs: I'm done you piece of crap!
*James, this is gonna sound ridiculous but I need you to help us.
*James: What? You got to be kidding me, I can't fight.
*Squidward: James, if that guy really killed your dad and brother, then take this opportunity to fight so you can do it for your family.
*James: My family.
*Robot: Alright ninja, on the count of three, we're both going to shoot you and your little buddy here at the same time.
*James: Get away from them! Are you guys okay?
*Shifu: We're fine, James. Thank you for saving us.
*Joey: Yeah.
*James: Well, then. How will you guys like to join me in this fight?
*Robot: We got you now little squirrel.
*Joey: Are you done with the scientist to help you?
*Sandy: Why, sure do.
*Squidward: Where the heck could SpongeBob and Patrick be?
*SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward! Help! somebody help us!
*Squidward: Get away from my buddies! Are you guys okay?
*SpongeBob: We are Squidward. Thank you for saving us. You really prove that you change.
*Squidward: Well after all-
*SpongeBob: Ah!
*Patrick: SpongeBob!
*Robot: Now it's your turn, fatty.
*Patrick: Did you just call me fatty?
*Robot: So?
*Patrick: Don't ever call me fatty or shoot any of my friends again!
*Squidward: Come on SpongeBob. Get up.
*SpongeBob: You don't have to worry about me Squidward. I'm a sponge. I can't be hurt.
*Squidward: Yeah right.
*Patrick: You have any idea of how are we gonna take out these robots?
*Squidward: I do actually. Ready SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob: I'm ready.
*Squidward: Okay, where we go.
*SpongeBob: That was fun. I should do that again sometime.
*Krabs: Are you hurt, me boyo?
*SpongeBob: I'm alright, Mr. Krabs. Thank you for asking though.
*Krabs: What a relief. It's great to have you back son.
*Killer No my robots!
*Tiny: Hey boss, I made sure every back door is-What the heck is going on here?!
*James: Just get up there and show them who's boss.
*Squidward: Well well well. we defeated all of your robots. Did you save us the best for last?
*Killer: Well yes I did. I can't wait to see you all face against Tiny.
*Squidward: Tiny? Wow. I can't wait to beat this guy up. Why don't you bring him on?
*Tiny: How dare you underestimate me by my name?
*Squidward: I mean it's just one robot so I guess we'll be hiding out now.
*Killer: Well if I were you, I would leave these two behind.
*Jenny: Somebody help us!
*James and SpongeBob: Jenny! Gary!
*SpongeBob: Nobody messes with my Gare bear.
*Sandy: Do you think it's nice to throw people out like that? Well guess what? I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
*Squidward: Sandy!
*Krabs: That's it. I'm gonna take down this robot myself. Fellas, don't just stand there and watch. Help me defeat this robot!
*James: Oh yeah.
*Squidward: Sandy, are you okay? Holy crap! You're helmet broke.
*Sandy: Good thing I had an extra helmet. But don't worry Squidward, I'm fine.
*Squidward: What a relief.
*Krabs: Did you try and cut of the robot's head already?
*Shifu: That's what I'm trying to do, you old hag.
*Killer: Come on Tiny. You can beat them.
*Jenny: Come on, little snail. Break off the chains.
*Killer: What are you two doing>
*Jenny: Uh, he's scratching my back because I have an itch,
*Killer: Okay.
*Tiny: I got everyone.
*Joey: Come on. You wouldn't want you hurt me, would ou? Wow that's disrespectful.
*Squidward: It's no use. This robot is too strong.
*Tiny: That's right octopus. I'm the strongest robot in the world.
*Squidward: Larry?
*Larry: Larry no more everyone. The backup is here.
*Squidward: How did you get here?
*Larry: I was jogging until I saw you, Mr. Krabs and Sandy fall down a hole in front of a house. I got worried so I kept digging down and saw this big robot hurting you. By the way, I heard what was said about you apologize to SpongeBob and changing. And I'm proud of you. It's also great to have you back SpongeBob and Patrick.
*SpongeBob: It's good to see you again Larry.
*Larry: You're no longer banned from Goo Lagoon. Alright. Stand back. This is gonna get messy.
*Killer: What the heck? How is he beating you?
*Jenny: Yes! We're free! Thanks little snail.
*Larry: Is that all you got?
*Tiny: No. Prepare to die. What the?
*Krabs: Better luck next time. Not.
*Killer: NOOOOOOOOO!!! TINY! YOU FAILED ME! That's it! I'm gonna go down there and do the job myself.
*SpongeBob: Alrighty then. Now that we took care of this robot, it's time to go save Gary.
*James: And Jenny. Get forget about her.
*Jenny: James! Over here!
*SpongeBob and James: Jenny! Gary!
*James: How did you get out safely?
*Jenny: Me and the snail got free from the handcuffs. We beat the killer.
*SpongeBob: Oh, really? I'm proud of you, Gary. We got to get out of here before this place blows up.
*James: Follow me. I know an exit! Come on, Jenny! Hurry up.
*Jenny: I'm coming!
*James: Jenny! Get your hands off of my wife! [gasps]
*Killer: Doesn't this look familiar. This is gonna end up the same way I killed your dad. Only this time with a gun instead of a laser.
*James: You can't do this!
*Killer: Yes I can. You were the only one in the family that I didn't kill. So instead of killing you first, I'm going to kill your spouse first.
*James: NOOO!!I
*Jenny: I love you.
*James: I love you too, Jenny.
*SpongeBob: Squidward!
*Killer: So you decided to take your life away for a married woman huh?
*Squidward: Well yeah. but lucky for me, I caught the bullet.
*Killer: What?! Oh I'll just shoot you-
*Killer: My mask! Where's my mask?
*James: Right here. So I finally get to see your face for the first time and according to what's written on the back of your mask your name is Erin.
*Killer: I never thought it will be the day when you could bail of my identify. so you know what, I'm outta here for sure. Goodbye!
*Joey: Not so fast. Never mess with me.
*Patrick: Hurry up. guys! The doors are about to close.
*Squidward: I'm coming! I'm out of breath. What the heck? What about you guys?
*James: Once the doors are closed, they can't be open.
*SpongeBob: Oh no no no. There's gotta be a way.
*James: There isn't, Thank you for all the memories that you brought to us SpongeBob.
*James: Well guys, we may not live a perfect life. At least it was good enough, Joey, thank you for raising me after my dad died. Shifu you're the bestest friend I ever had. And Jenny, thank you for being the best wife an man could ever have. Well, here it comes. What this button non my watch do?
*Patrick: Well, at least we made it out safe.
*Squidward: This was all my fault. If I never ban anyone or you somebody for stupid plan, they would have been alive.
*Sandy: It's okay, Squidward. It might be a huge mistake. At least you learn from it which makes you a better person.
*SpongeBob: On the bright side, at least he saved us.
*Squidward Hey SpongeBob, do you feel like we could hang out now that we're friends?
*SpongeBob: Sure. I'm totally up for it.
*Squidward: What about you Patrick?
*Patrick: I would love too. Especially with a new friend.
*Mr. Krabs: Alright. Come on, guys, let's go back to Bikini Bottom.
*Squidward: And that was the story of how I turned from the dethatched squid and into the delighted squid.
*wow that was the best non fictional story I ever heard.
*Yeah! and hopefully this story will spread out and inspire others.
*Squidward: I hope so too. Where's old man Jenkins?
*Well, he had to do to the doctor's appointment. But no worries. I recorded the whole thing. I'll show him.
*Squidward: Okay. That's understandable. So now that I'm done with the story, who want some Krabby patties?
*Mr. Krabs: Closing time. I'll see you boys next week. Oh and Squidward thanks for telling them customers about your story
*Squidward: Mr. Krabs you said it would my paycheck.
*SpongeBob: What's wrong Squidward?
*Squidward: Nothing. It's just that I feel bad for James' death. I got to be honest, he was a great guy.
*SpongeBob: Well I do agree. But at least I brought joy to him. I mean he never lived a perfect life because of his ups and downs and I'm glad he was happy when I came to him. Come on.
*Jenny: Should we reveal to them that we're alive?
*James: I'm sure they'll find out one day. You know, if it wasn't for the force field button on my watch, we would have died in that explosion. Well then, what do you way we go back to Shifu and Joey to continue repairing your house.
*Jenny: I'm with you.
*Karen: Alright plankton, it's your turn to take out the trash.
*Plankton: But I took care of that a week ago.
*Karen: Yeah,. Last Thursday, Todays Friday.
*Plankton: Okay okay. I better not be doing that irritating cord next Saturday. What was that? Karen, you might wanna see this.
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