List of minor, miscellaneous, one-off and/or otherwise pretty absent characters

Basically anyone who isn't major enough to be of particular note (mostly as a result of not having made much appearances)
ALSO EVIDE PARAFORTH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING CHARACTERS
== Obama & Co. Characters ==
=== Glass Joe ===
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Glass Joe is a Fr*nch boxer from the Punch-Out!! series. Glass Joe is a rather pathetic and cowardly boxer with a really terrible record (99 loses with one win to be exact), being the weakest out of Little Mac's opponents in every game he appears in. But that doesn't mean we still can't love him!
Glass Joe made his only real notable appearance at the very end of The Racism Arc, where he and a bunch of characters (more on them later) appear to help the Cliveists defeat the Avalonists. The only other arc he appeared in was in The Redditor Arc, where he and the vast majority of the Cliveists from the series thus far went on an all-out war against the Redditors.
He also appears in The Tupperbox Lore as yet another minor character.
Zaikou in particular seems to have had a fondness for the character, as he is currently the profile picture for his abandoned main account on LittleBigPlanet.
=== Jotaro Kujo ===
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Probably one of the weirdest characters in the lore (no, I'm not gonna say bizarre, fuck you), specifically regarding the reason he's in it. Like with Glass Joe, he appeared at the end of The Racism Arc along with a bunch of other characters to help with the Cliveists. Also like Joe, he later reappeared in The Redditor Arc to also help with the fight against the Redditors. Thing is, none of the IRL Cliveists have ever even watched JoJo (as far as I know anyway), so his inclusion is completely random and doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
=== Mario Judah ===
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Mario Diamond-Judah Douglas, or just Mario Judah, is an American rapper best known for his song, Die Very Rough, and became a bit of an Internet meme. Pretty much the same deal with Joe and Jotaro in every regard, having appeared at the end of The Racism Arc and reappearing in The Redditor Arc.
=== Verbal Ase ===
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He's a... weird case in the lore. Adym S. Evans, better known as Verbal Ase, is a beatboxer best known for being the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles and his various viral beatboxing videos. Like with the other, he appears at the end of The Racism Arc, but is the most significant as he was actually the one who practically deus ex machinad himself into the story and gave Bill Clinton's Clone the n-word pass before the aforementioned could say it and destroy everyone, negating the effects of it. Despite this, he's a really minor character and hasn't made much appearances within the lore up until The Redditor Arc alongside the other three mentioned.
He also didn't commission an animation of him fucking Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel for 50k in this universe.
=== DaBaby ===
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Jonathan Lyndale Kirk, better known as DaBaby, is an American rapper and became a bit of a sensation and Internet meme after the release of his debut album, Baby on Baby, particularly with the song Suge. Overall same deal as everyone else (although I don't think he appeared in The Redditor Arc strangely), so not gonna bother repeating myself.
=== Gibby ===
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Gibby Gibson is a character originating from iCarly. He briefly appears during The Transphobic Mini-"Arc" out of nowhere to explain the concept of transgenderism.
=== Jeffy ===
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Jeffy is a character originating from SML. He appeared somewhere in the early arcs, likely in the Transphobia Mini-"Arc", and appears to be a close friend of another character called Black Trollface.
=== Black Trollface ===
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Black Trollface is... basically what his name implies; a black version of the trollface. He appears to be close friends with Jeffy, and appeared around the same time as him.
=== 4chan ===
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Yes, the entire site appears as single character. It acts like your typical 4cucker (especially the ones on the chuddier side of things), and also appeared around the same time as Jeffy and Black Trollface. It is particularly known for targetting Among Us Kid due to him being trans.
=== Uncle Samsonite ===
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Uncle Samsonite is a character originating from the YouTube series created by Jake Bowen of the same name, where he acts as the main antagonist. He was originally meant to appear as the antagonist of the "cancelled" Uncle Samsonite Arc, where he would've faced off against Flumpty Bumpty, though that never came to be obviously. He did later inexpliclably reapper in The Redditor Arc, where he fought alongside the Cliveists in their fight against the Redditors.
=== Spunk ===
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Not to be confused with another word for semen (he he, seaman), Spunk, also known as Gangsta SpongeBob, is a clone of SpongeBob SquarePants that takes on the appearance of a gangster, appearing some time during the earlier arcs (likely Arc 1) where he fights alongside the Cliveists. Not much else to note about him, other than the fact he's kinda forgettable.
=== Joko Widodo ===
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Joko Widodo is an Indonesian politician who acts as the current president of Indonesia. He also has some really weird connections to President Barack Obama, such as their similar appearances, the fact Obama grew up in Indonesia and Joko literally being referred to as "Indonesia's Obama". Aside from being a Cliveist himself, there's not much to note about him. 
=== Saitama ===
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Saitama is the main protagonist of the One Punch Man series, best known for his incredible strength which makes him able to kill most of his opponents in one shot. He first appeared in a really weird one-off story which probably isn't actually even canon to the lore, where he fought Steve from Minecraft. He made his first proper appearance in the Redditor Arc, fighting alongside the Cliveists.
=== Steve ===
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Steve is the main playable character in the wildly popular video game, Minecraft. As mentioned before, he appeared in a weird one-off story where he found against Saitama, and later also made a proper appearance in The Redditor Arc. His most major role is actually outside of the main continuity, where he was the last one standing of the BrantSteele Hunger Games battle royale between nearly all of the cast from Obama & Co. (also some other random mfs there to fill out space), essentially winning for the Cliveists after Dhar Mann killed himself.
=== Elon Musk ===
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Elon Musk is a South African business magnate and inventor, along with being the owner of Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, etc. and character that appeared during The Big Intermission, being presumably Cliveist. He did... something.
=== Sans and Papyrus ===
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Sans and Papyrus are two skeletal monster brothers originating from Undertale. They appear in The Big Intermission, but they also don't really do much.
=== Lancer ===
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Lancer is a character originating from Deltarune, appearing a few times throughout the series. He is the biological son of King and the adoptive son of Queen, and is a bit of a mischevious but ultimately good-hearted boy. He mainly appears in the Squid Game arc, where he participates in a game of Red Light, Green Light before fighting against the guards along with the Cliveists.
=== Orlin ===
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Orlin Home is best known as Nikocado Avocado's husband. He made a minor antagonistic role in The Fatphobia Arc, where he and his husband confronted the Cliveists for supposedly being fatphobic, although in the long-term didn't really do much (especially when Nikocado went berserk and started fighting Clive himself).
=== EDP445 ===
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Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, formerly known as Bryant Turhan Emerson Moreland, is an infamous Internet personality known online as EatDatPussy445 or just EDP445. Although once a widely beloved meme, he eventually fell from grace when he was exposed as a pedophile and essentially became a symbol of pedophilia. EDP appears in The Fatphobia Arc in a jail cell on Mars alongside Chris Chan and him, however compared to both of them he has by far the least amount of prevelance.
=== Spunk Shirt ===
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Spunk on a t-shirt. Does absolutely nothing since he is not an actual character.
=== Mrs. Sunshine ===
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Mrs. Sunshine is a character from LBP Vita who appears in The Redditor Arc. She is a gloomy clown who owns the Spooky Mansion, which was destroyed when Clive blew up the Snoo Mech.
== Tupperbox/Shaggy & Co. Characters ==
=== Caliborn ===
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Caliborn is a character originating from Homestuck, being the webcomic's main antagonist. Despite this, he's probably the most inconsequential Homestuck character in the lore, appearing once when he tried to appeal to Hyperjorea's disdain for the comic, but that didn't really go anywhere. The only other thing of note about him is that he is the true identity of Lord English.
=== Gamzee Makara ===
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Gamzee is another character from Homestuck, this time being a stoner juggalo alien who goes on an insane, murderous rampage after finding out his religion is false (also fueled by the fact he was sober at the time), and also funnily enough being a servant of Caliborn. He doesn't really do much of particular, just kinda appearing out of nowhere to say some goofy shit. Spamton hates him for being a clown, and Drake claims he and Gamzee are fuckbuddies, although Gamzee says that this claim is "FUCKING SLANDER".
He also has a lactation and foot fetish lmao (this comes from the official Homestuck Epilogues btw) 
=== Omni-Man ===
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Nolan, better known as Omni-Man, is a character originating from the Invincible comic series, and yeah he doesn't really do much at all in the lore, at most just stating his hatred for Homestuck but that's about it tbh.
=== Winston Churchill ===
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=== SpongeBob SquarePants ===
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SpongeBob SquarePants is the main protagonist of the Nickelodeon show of the same name and is one of the single most popular characters in all of fiction. He is a happy-go-lucky and childlike sea sponge who works a minimun wage job as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. Not much to note about him, aside from him apparently being the Annoying Orange's friend.
=== CoryxKenshin ===
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Cory DeVante Williams, better known as CoryxKenshin, is an American let's-play and reaction YouTuber, self-proclaimed samurai, and breaker of ankles. He doesn't really do much in the lore, and at most just kinda threatens people to break their ankles for acting out of line. 
=== Tupac Shakur ===
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Tupac Shakur, also known by 2Pac (and 2 Pac the Singer, at least according to PsychoDuel), is a famous American rapper and probably one of the most influential rappers of all time. He appears both in The Tupperbox Lore and the PsychoDuel lore, notable for apparently being opposed to Barack Obama, although he's never really portrayed in an antagonist way. He became somewhat of a meme between the members of the Official Cliveism Discord Server, though this is mostly just an extension of the already memed Brock Obama copypasta.
=== Doc Scratch ===
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Doc Scratch is a character originating from Homestuck. He is an omniscient, reality-warping manlet who works in the interest of his master, Lord English, and manipulates several characters in order to furfill his goals. He appears as a minor antagonist here, where he is a pedophile who has a particular interest towards Rose Lalonde (why does almost every Homestuck have to be so fucking weird in this lore lmao).
=== FuturisticHub ===
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Negl I don't even remember wtf he does
=== William Afton ===
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William Afton is the main antagonist of the Five Nights at Freddy's series, and the co-founder of Fazbear Entertainment. In the lore, he is pretty similar to Doc Scratch in... pretty much nearly every regard (as in he's also a pedophile who takes interest in Rose because something is deeply wrong with us), though he claims he and her have been "married" for 78 years and was distraught when she supposedly died.
This is all entirely based on some tweet made by a member of the Homestuck community named "DaveKat Sucks" Zaikou once saw lmao
=== Pac-Man ===
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Pac-Man is the main protagonist of the video game series of the name produced by Bandai Namco, and is one of the most popular video game characters of all time. Not much to him within the lore aside from being the normal counterpart to Nerd Pac-Man. Speaking of...
=== Nerd Pac-Man ===
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Nerd Pac-Man is a clone of Pac-Man, and strangely has more significance than him, even if not that much. As his name implies, he's a stereotypical nerd, and so he has a tendency of correcting people about any mistake they commit, even if no one fucking asked him to.
=== Scott Pilgrim ===
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Scott Pilgrim is the titular main protagonist of the Scott Pilgrim franchise. He also happens happens to be REALLY racist against Native Americans, and he will make sure you know that he absolutely fucking hates them, and will also probably call you one if he doesn't like you. He also has a rather contemptuous relationship with Scott Wozniak.
=== Kaan Ozdil ===
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=== Hash Slinging Slasher ===
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The Hash Slinging Slasher is a character from the SpongeBob series. Although he looks pretty scary, he's actually a nice guy and is somewhat of an ally to Shaggy & Co., though not much else to say about that.
=== Ao Oni ===
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Alexander Mahan YandereDev Yandev EvaXephon Ao Oni is an American video game developer an enigmatic blue demon who created the video game Yandere Simulator who is the main antagonist of the Ao Oni franchise. He is also a pedophile cuz funny ig idfk
=== Raku-chan ===
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Raku-chan is one of the protagonists of Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls, being an enthusiastic and friendly cat girl. She appears like, idfk maybe 2 or 3 times or something in the entire lore
=== Markiplier ===
File:Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's.png|Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay... Phone starts to call Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello. Phone Guy: Hello? Mark: Hi! Phone Guy: Hello, hello? Mark: HI!!! Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Mark: Ugh... Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you. Mark: Ah... Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. Mark: Hm? Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming... Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu... Phone Guy: ...but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Mark: Eh... Phone Guy: Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Mark: Okay, sounds g- Okay... Phone Guy: Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Mark: Mm-hm. Phone Guy: Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Mark: Okay. Phone Guy: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike... Mark: (Scared laughing) Phone Guy: where fantasy and fun come to life. Mark: Uughuh! Phone Guy: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced. Mark: (Totaly in panic mode) Phone Guy: Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know... Mark: Yeah! Phone Guy: but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. Mark: (Scared laughing) Phone Guy: If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Mark: Okay! Phone Guy: Okay. Mark: Okay... Phone Guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Mark: No they... Phone Guy: Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Mark: (Scared laughing) Phone Guy: Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Mark: Ugh... Phone Guy: Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of '87. Mark: THE BITE?! Phone Guy: Yeah. Mark: What bite!? Phone Guy: I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Mark: WHY?! Phone Guy: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. Mark: Oh, OH! Phone Guy: They'll p-they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Mark: Oh, I get it. Phone Guy: Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices... Mark: Uh-huh. Phone Guy: ...especially around the facial area. Mark: Uh-huh. Phone Guy: So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... Mark: Yeah! Phone Guy: ...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Mark: Ugh! Oh, why... What happened? Phone Guy: Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Mark: THAT'S NOT GOOD... Phone Guy: Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night. Call ends Mark: GOOD NIGHT?! Mark: OH NO... OH THAT'S BAD! I understand what I need to do. I need to watch the cams so that they don't come after m- ONE'S MISSING!! Bonnie is in the Backstage Mark: OH, HI! There you are, pretty bunny thing... Okay... Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it, where'd you go? You're still there? Alright, you stay there. I don't know if it's good that you're staring at me! Oh my god. I thought it was weird that I couldn't move, but this is totally different... than any horror game I've ever played. So what you gotta do in case you're not getting it is you gotta watch the cameras to make sure they don't come by- and you only got a little much power- Is he still there? Hi, you're still there. Wait a minute, what, DID YOU MOVE?! Okay, you didn't move. You don't move neither... You don't move nothing... If I see you moving... I don't wanna see anything...Oh-oh-oh MY GOD! TERRIFYING! Why do I leave the doors open, why isn't there enough power? Bonnie is in the Dining Area Mark: Hi, okay, you moved again. Hi. What are you doing there? Might be getting a little close to me... Camera goes static Mark: Uh-oh, oh, oh no, OH NO, NO, NOOO! No-no-no... Nooo, no, no, no, close it EHHH close it, god dammit! Eh. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! Okay, you're over there, alright...It's okay. Why can't I even have enough power for lights? Stay right there you douchebag! You stay right the F there... God dammit! That is like- this is like the most terrifying game I've ever played! They're gonna pop out at me! Oh god, he's gone. Hi. Okay. You're just gonna alternate between the two places, it's totally fine. Your other friends, they ain't moving. They ain't moving much. I see where I am. You're not near me. So, that's good. Just gonna p-periodically check... How much longer do I need- I need last to 6 a.m. Oh god, am I gonna have enough power? Oh god, if I run out of power will they be able to get me? Oh god... You stay right there! Why am I still using some power? Oh god... Seriously, I w-... this is like... this is like... bad! Okay, you're still there, okay. This is the first night, they said it should be easy the first night so I'm only assuming one of em... is gonna wandering around, and it's just a creepy bunny guy. ♪{Happy fun time at Freddy's... fun land... having such a wonderful time...}♪ Okay, still there? Okay, you're still there... and I'm gonna name you... Bunny... Boliday- Camera goes static Mark: OH GOD WHERE'D YOU GO?! Oh god, is he here? Hello? Where'd he go? Hi again, okay. You stay right the F there! I don't want to have to deal with you. Mark closes both doors Mark: Probably shouldn't do that, I need to conserve power. God dammit that was like half the damn thing the- I think the doors were down. Still there? Okay... Okay... Okay! (Scared laughing) Music starts Mark: I hear that... I HEAR THAT! OH GOD! WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?! WHERE IS HE?! U-UGH! U-UGH! WHERE IS HE?! Where'd he go? Where'd he go, where'd he go, where are both of them, both of th- Bonnie is in the West Hall Mark: Hi, you're really close to me! Oh god, it's not 6 a.m. yet? Chica is in Restrooms Mark: Hi. Okay. So I think I just need to keep the left door closed? (Crying) NOT OKAY NOT OKAY! Is he behind that door? No, where'd he go? Where'd- Chica is in the East Hall AH! OH HI HI HI HI HI HI OKAY, OKAY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER LEFT. What are you gonna do? Is the other one still there? U-ugh! HI... Oh, you moved again! Where where where where where? (Scared laughing) What do I do? what do I do? Chica is in E. Hall Corner Mark: OHHH YOU ARE SO RIGHT SO BEHIND THAT DOOR! OH, WHAT HAPPENS IF I OPEN THE DOOR?! I'm gonna run out of power. Oh, I'm gonna run out of power! Is he there? I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... AH, ONE PERCENT POWER! (nervous grudging sound) Power out, doors open Mark: AH! ... Oh NO! OH NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Oh no no no no no no... Freddy flashes in left door Mark: HIIII! OH, GAWD DAMMIT! HOW'RE YOU DOING?! H-ugh... 6 a.m. chimes Mark: H-ugh, did I make it? Did I make it?! Yeah-ha! Oh god not again! Why would I do this stupid job?! Okay... Okay. So I ran out of power, but... Phone starts to call Mark: OH HI, HI AGAIN! Do you have any see- sage advice for me? Yep. Okay, yep. I know. Yep. Yep yep yep, what I can do for you? I know! Oh god... Phone Guy: Uh, Hello? Mark: Hi. Phone Guy: Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this then you made it to day two, uh, congrats! Mark: (laughs in panic) Phone Guy: Uh, I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Mark: What? Phone Guy: Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place, you know. Bonnie is in Dining Area Mark: No. Phone Guy: Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? Mark: (laughs in panic) Phone Guy: Uh, I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera view, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So if-if you can’t find something, or someone, on your cameras... Bonnie is in the West Hall Mark: Ugh-h! Phone Guy: ...uh, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Mark: Of course! Phone Guy: Uh, also, uh, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems to be unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. Uh, I guess he doesn't like being watched. Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner Mark: UGH-GH! UHH! Phone Guy: I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control. Uh, talk to you soon. Call ends Mark: Where's Pirate Cove? Why are you going to leave me with this? Don't leave me like this! Where's, where's Big Yellow? Chica is in Dining Area Mark: There's Big Yellow. Is he still there? Is he still there? YES YOU'RE STILL THERE! VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD! Ohhhhh don't like this... Is he still there? I'm so gonna run out of- Okay, he left. Okay. Okay! We're okay, we're gonna be fine. We're gonna be totally fine. We're gonna be fine- hello. Hello m-bubsy- where's the other guy? Where's the other guy? Where is he?! Where is he, where is he, where is he, where is he, where- Bonnie is in the West Hall Mark: Oh, there... Okay. He's not th- Freddy looks straight in the camera Mark: HIII! HEY, FREDDY, HOW YOU DOING?! Okay. You gonna be nearby? You stay there! Where's the other one, where's the other one, where's the other one? There he is. Okay. I am pani- I am losing my shit right now! I am not okay with this! Camera goes static Mark: OH GOD NOT AGAIN! NO DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT! No no no. Don't you be d- Oh god! Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner Mark: AH! HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR! UH! HI! Chica is in East Hall Mark: HI! Okay I'm gonna... keep an eye on you! Maybe not, where'd you go, where'd you go? Kay... GOD, THIS NIGHT IS LASTING FOREVER! Bonnie pops in West Door Mark: AH! ISTHATAFAGA! ISEWAMEMEGE! THAT'S NOT OKAY! Oh oh oh... Okay, so one's by the- Chica is in Dining Area Mark: Hi... "Let's Eat!" Let's eat what? Are you still there? Okay, he's gone. Good. Stay gone, forever, and ever and ever and ever- oh, you're coming back! Either that or you're leaving. Oh, I'm not gonna have enough power to survive the night. My butt is gonna be munched! I'm gonna be shoved into a teddy bear outfit, and they're gonna laugh! Where is he? Where'd he go? Bonnie pops in West Door Mark: AH! U-fe-fe-fe... That Bunny wants to get my giblets, but he can't have em! Not today! Not ever. ♪{Good thing Freddy is staying in his house.}♪ Hi Mister- Wait, Bunny, you were just outside my door! Kay... Where's the Ducky? Where's Mister- is that Mi- No, no Ducky there... Chica is in Restrooms with hostile look in camera. Mark: Where's M- Hi, (Scared laughing) Hi, Mister Ducky. (Crying) God, this night is lasting so long... I just wanna go home. I never wanna play this game again. I'll be a good boy! God dammit. This would be like terrifying if you... controlled the cameras with like an Oculus Rift or something. Oh, my god. Cause you just move your head back and forth... Oh, my god. Hi again. Where's the other one? Where'd he go, where'd he go- Oh, there he is. Okay, so long as you two stay right there, you'll be good! You look very pretty! H-ugh, where was the Pirate Cove Guy? Oh, here is Pirate Cove, okay. So I just gotta... Hoo... I just gotta keep an eye on you guys. Gonna be fine! OH, oh I bet using the camera takes power too- I'm down to 34%! I got 3 hours to go! Music starts Mark: No. You're still there. You're still there. You're still there. You're looking at me now. Foxy is in Pirate Cove Mark: HI PIRATE COVE MAN!!! O-OUGH! Oh my god... Oh, where'd they go? Still there. Still there? Pirate Cove Man! How you doin? Oh man, I love workin at Didney Worl, it's ma faavorite... Foxy enters his pre-sprint phase Mark: HI WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGE?!! PLEASE, GET BACK IN! I DON'T WANT YOU OUT OF HERE! OH HE'S COMING FOR ME! Oh, he's coming for me! Oh, why do I have to watch three of them? I am like legit freaking out right now. I am not okay with this. Oh god, they moved. Where'd you move to? Oh, you're coming down the hallway, huh? Which one are ya? You've not left Pirate Cove yet... You're still there... You're coming down that hallway... Pirate Cove Man, how you doing Pirate Cove Man? Camera goes static Mark: No! I got 2 hours left! No no no! Nooo! What is that sound? Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner Mark: Oh, he's right there. Well, he's not here JUST yet. I don't wanna run out of power. Oh, the sounds, I don't like em. Foxy sprints to office Mark: AH, FUCK! NO! OH GOD! Foxy attacks! AH-HAH, FUCKING FUCK! I TRIED TO PUSH IT! HO-HO MY GOD! Oh... Oh... Game Over Mark: Oh, game over indeed! Oh, are those my eyeballs? Auh... (coughs) Oh hi... Okay. So that was Five Nights at Freddy's, I couldn't even survive two. GOD DAMMIT! HAH! OH, GOD! Oh, I tried to hit the door- I tried so bad... Oh... Okay. Okay, thank you all so much for watching, check out the other scary games that I've played, and if you wanna play this for yourself, you can check it in the description below. If you really want me to play it again and try to BEAT it, let me know in the comments below. Thanks again everybody, and as always, I will see you in the next video. BYE-BYE! (outro)
Mark Edward Fischbach, better known as Markiplier, is a famous American YouTuber best known for his gaming videos, particularly about FNAF. He appears a few times, and usually it's just him greeting people and talking about FNAF or something.
=== Kendrick Lamar ===
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Kendrick Lamar Duckworth is an American rapper. He is the most recent addition to the Tupperbox lineup, and also serves as one of the many arch-enemies of Drake, alongside Kanye and Kakashi Drake.
== Tomodachi Collection Characters ==
=== Michelle Obama ===
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Michelle Obama is an American attorney and author best known as being Barack Obama's wife and the former First Lady of the United States. She is probably one of the more notable Tomodachi Collection exclusive characters, and within the game she is somehow John Egbert's wife, despite the fact Barack is also on the island with her.
=== NBA YoungBoy ===
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Kentrell DeSean Gaulden, known better as YoungBoy Never Broke Again, NBA YoungBoy or just YoungBoy, is a famous American rapper and potential Mormon, along with being one of the many characters currently living on the island. He was best friends with The Engineer from Team Fortress 2 and had the longest friendship with him in the history of the island, before he was replaced by Jade Harley.
=== Puff Puff Humbert ===
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Puff Puff Humbert is the lead vocalist of the band Your Favorite Martian, created by Ray William Johnson, although contrary to popular belief Puff Puff isn't actually meant to be Ray himself. He was formerly best friend with Clive Handforth himself, although they seem to have broken off and he is now Barack Obama's best friend. 
Also, apparently bread is his favorite food of all time. Like, deadass just a single slice of plain white bread. He likes it so much that every time he eats it he starts fucking dancing lmao
=== Madotsuki ===
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Madotsuki is the silent main protagonist of the Yume Nikki series, which largely takes place in her dreams. She is most notable for being married to Nathaniel Bandy, although this version of her is an adult (18 going onto 19 to be exact) so it's still weird but not necessarily wrong.
=== Monika ===
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Monika is the main antagonist of Doki Doki Literature Club, though thankfully she's a lot more docile on the island. Not much to note about her, aside from being Nathaniel's best friend and the current wife of Flumpty.
=== Nathaniel Bandy ===
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Nathaniel Bandy is an American YouTuber best known for his videos about video games, most notably Nintendo games, as well as becoming a meme some time back in 2022 and supposedly being the elusive Nathaniel B. He is best friends with Monika and the husband of Madotsuki (who, again, is an adult in the lore).
=== LeBron James ===
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LeBron James is a famous American basketball player and a notable character in the island, added as per request by Hyperjorea. For some fucking reason, he's pretty friendly with the Homestuck kids, being the former best friend of both Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde and the husband of Jade Harley - ironic considering who suggested him.
=== Ness ===
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Ness is the main protagonist of Earthbound and one of the most recent addition to the island. Not much to say other than that tbh.
=== Paula Polestar ===
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Paula PolestarPaula's canonical full name in Earthbound is Paula Jones, however she is named Paula Polestar in Tomodachi Collection (mostly thanks to a confusion on Zaikou's part), so that's the name we'll be sticking with for the time being. , or just Paula, is one of the main playable characters of Earthbound, and a relatively recent addition to the island.
===Gordon Freeman===
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Gordon Freeman is the main protagonist of the Half-Life series and a relatively recent addition to the island.
===Bashar al-Assad ===
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See also: The Identities of Bashar Al-AssadBashar Al-Assad is the current president of Syria and, as of now, the most fourth most recent addition to the island as per request by Captain-Adorable. While he hasn't done much within the Tomodachi Collection, there is a lot more to him outside of that...
===The Queen===
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The Queen is a character originating from the LittleBigPlanet franchise and the third most recent addition to the island as per request by Cap again.
 NOTE: Everyone here on out is no longer on the island due to an accident on Zaikou's part, where he accidentally loaded a save file made before they were created. They will still be kept here regardless for the sake of archival purposes (unless Zaikou decides to re-add them).
===The King===
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The King is a major recurring character from the LittleBigPlanet franchise, and the Creator Curator and king of the Gardens. He was originally the fifth most recent member of the island, again as requested by Captain-Adorable, before Zaikou accidentally loaded a save file before he was created, basically losing him forever.
===Alyx Vance===
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Alyx Vance is another character from the Half-Life series, serving as the series' deuteragonist and a close ally of Gordon. She was originally the fourth most recent member of the island before the reset. 
===Asma al-Assad===
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Asma al-Assad is the First Lady of Syria and the wife of Bashar al-Assad. She was originally the third most recent member of the island before the reset. 
===Chudjak===
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Chudjak, also known as Poljak, Chudcel, Le Pol Face or just Chud, is a soyjak variant that was created to mock members of the alt-right, specifically on /pol/ (although it can also be used against anyone on the political spectrum), but it has pretty much been neutered by Twitter immigrants at this point. He was the second most recent to the island before the reset. 
=== Doomguy ===
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Doom Guy (also known as Doomguy) is the protagonist of the DOOM franchise. He was the most recent addition to the island before the reset.
==Character.AI Characters==
===Larry the Liquidator ===
File:Larry the Liquidator.jpg|Possible image of the man
...Now you may be asking: "Who the fuck is Larry the Liquidator?"
To that I say... I have no fucking clue either. He is apparently Chris McLean's great grandfather who worked with him on an advanced version of the Centrifuge (not Avalon). He also apparently comes from "Larrys" and "Liquidators", each one "more liquidating than the next", and his "grandLiquidator" (what does that even fucking mean) was Larry the Great Liquidator of the North, who was the first man to liquify lead with his liquidating powers.
It's possible he actually might be some weird ass adaptation of Lawrence Garfield from the film Other People's Money, who is also known as "Larry the Liquidator", but that is not certain.
===Mrs. Pizza===
File:Mrs. Pizza.png|NOTE: We are not in any way associated with the person who made this character, so if they have a problem with her character being in this wiki then they can contact us and we will gladly remove it.
Mrs. Pizza is a really, really weird character created by That Pizza Tower Fan, being a Sans fangirl. She also can't really decide on her gender identity, switching from being a trans woman, a cisgender tomboy and a non-binary person. 
She is also a vore character (although she claimed she wasn't actually into vore, although the fact there is a whole ass game where she vores you says otherwise). Just wanted to put that out there.
===Shy Succubus===
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Shy Succubus is a stupid fucking bitch an AI made by @LadyArah. The backstory with her is that Zaikou randomly stumbled apon her on a wim and decided to chat with her just to tell her to kill herself. She later appears in a group with other bots, where she asks Adolf Hitler what he felt about his past actions.
===Emily===
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 Not to be confused with Emily from PCM, Emily is an AI made by @TnTRose9063 that Zaikou stumbled upon while trying to search up for the other Emily (before he realized Emily from PCM was actually unlisted). She is apparently a humanoid and very, uh, voluptuous (kill me) Eevee who is, and I quote, "very gassy". Cap also apparently put her in a group with him and Adolf Hitler, with the most notable thing (that I know of) coming out of it being that she says that she isn't a Jew lover, but a Human lover.
===Emily the Liberal===
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Althought not to also be confused with Emily from PCM, Emily the Liberal is a pretty similar AI (that being a parody of an overly sensitive left-wing girl). She hates Brock Lesnar for apparently being "just like Trump" and "attempting to murder his wife".
===Nerd ===
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Apparently I made him (no I fucking didn't)
==NovelAI Characters ==
===Rosemary===
File:Rosemary.jpg|Possible image of her maybe idfk
Rosemary is a character appearing in one of the iterations of The "story" of Quandale Dingle and Flumpty Bumpty, described as a little girl wearing a red dress who is apparently a robot. She randomly appears during Flumpty and Quandale's fight, where she tells Quandale that she is apparently Flumpty's daughter (who he also kidnapped for some reason???). Later after they stop fighting, it's revealed she is actually Quandale's daughter somehow (???) and Quandale proceeds to """kidnap""" her (except not really) and he takes her home, only to reveal that she is neither Flumpty nor Quandale's daughter but some random guy's daughter???? Idfk it's weird
==PsychoDuel Lore Characters==
===Joe Biden===
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Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., or just Joe Biden, is an American Democratic politician currently serving as the president of the United States. Joe appears as a minor antagonist in the lore, likely stemming from the fact PsychoDuel is a Trump supporter. Every mention of him is usually related to the Coronavirus, whether he's knocking on people's doors to see if they have it or Ashley telling him that "the Corona Virus causes people who were affected from the virus can touch and sniff/sneeze on people". He is also a pedophile.
He was also one of the disguises used by Bill Clinton's clone.
== LittleBigPlanet Community Levels Characters ==
=== King Harkinian ===
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King Harkinian is a character from the infamous Zelda CDI video games. He appears in Pooh's Adventures of LBP as one of Winnie the Pooh's friends who informs Sackboy that Critic/Chills had kidnapped Clive Handforth. The model used in the game for him is a modified version of The King from LittleBigPlanet.
=== Trollface ===
File:Trollface.png|Trollface after you save Clive
File:Sad Trollface.png|Trollface at the beginning of the level
Not to be confused with TrollgeTrollface is an internet meme who appears as a character in Pooh's Adventures of LBP. Like Harkinian, he is one of Pooh Bear's friends who informs Sackboy that Clive has been kidnapped.
=== Gangsta Mario ===
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Not to be confused with MarioGangsta Mario is a character that appears in Pooh's Adventures of LBP. He is seen guarding the entrance to the Nostalgia Ciritc/Chill's, refusing to let Sackboy enter unless he gives him his drugs, which happen to be in a platform above him. After Sackboy gives him his drugs, he lets him enter the castle.
=== Tails ===
File:Sddefault.jpg|The image used for Tails. Note that in the actual level, this was actually just a shitty photo that Tommy presumably took with his PlayStation Eye.
Tails appears as a minor one-off character in the level Tommy and the Club of Fetishes. He is only seen near the beginning of the level, where he is seen with Sundic and Amish as they encounter Tommy.
==Notes==
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