Pups Save a Cat Burglar/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups Save a Cat Burglar" from Season 5, which premiered on March 30, 2018 in the United States and on July 28, 2018 in Canada.
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11:55 Mr. Porter: 	Hi, Alex. You here to help me make pies for the pie swap?
11:58 Alex: 	Yup! What's a pie swap?
12:01 Mr. Porter: 	A pie swap is when everyone brings a pie, and exchanges it for another one.
12:05 Alex: 	Can I make one all by myself?
12:07 Mr. Porter: 	Sure! You can start making a crust. Just be careful not to stir too-- fast.
12:14 Mr. Porter and Alex: 	(Laughing)
12:17 Rubble: 	Just remember, pups, the more pies we make, the more pies we can swap. For even more yummy pies!
12:25 Rocky: 	I sure hope people like 'em.
12:27 Chase: 	Mmm! Mince treat pies with crushed-up pup treats? Everybody likes that.
12:39 Skye: 	This one's good to go.
12:40 Marshall: 	Pawsome! I'll be the official pie carrier. Whoa, whoa! Oof.
12:50 Rocky: 	Got it!
12:51 Marshall: 	Phew!
12:52 Rubble: 	Thanks, Rocky. Uh, Marshall? Maybe you can be the official pie taster instead.
13:00 Marshall: 	Mm, deal!
13:02 Pups: 	(Laughing)
13:05 Bear: 	(Snoring, sniffing)
13:14 Kittens: 	(Meowing)
13:15 Mayor Humdinger: 	There, smooth and perfect!
13:18 Cat Skye: 	(Meowing)
13:19 Mayor Humdinger: 	No, no, no! Get away from that! Whoa! Oh! Oh, rats. Not again.
13:27 Kittens: 	(Meowing)
13:28 Mayor Humdinger: 	I need at least one pie to join the pie swap. Then, I can take as many as I want. But where will I get a pie? (Laughing) I know!
13:42 Mayor Humdinger: 	Good day, Mr. Porter. My, my, what do you have there?
13:47 Mr. Porter: 	One rhubarb cream pie for the big Adventure Bay pie swap.
13:50 Mayor Humdinger: 	That's what I need! I mean, ingredients for the pie I'll bake myself. Uh, one bag of apples.
14:00 Mr. Porter: 	One bag of apples.
14:01 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, and cherries.
14:06 Mr. Porter: 	Here you go!
14:07 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, that was quick.
14:09 Mr. Porter: 	Yup, got to keep an eye on my pie. You never know who might want to take it, heh heh.
14:15 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Laughing) Yeah, you never know!
14:20 Mr. Porter: 	Hmm, looks like I need more flour.
14:24 Mayor Humdinger: 	Let me help you with that!
14:30 (Music): 	♪
14:38 Cat Rocky: 	(Meowing, yelping)
14:45 Mr. Porter: 	It sure is nice of you to help.
14:48 Mayor Humdinger: 	What are friends for?
14:50 Mr. Porter: 	What happened here?
14:51 Bear: 	(Growling)
14:53 Mr. Porter: 	Look at that! I told you everyone wants my pies, even the bears.
14:58 Cat Rocky: 	(Meowing)
14:59 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, no! We need to call the PAW Patrol!
15:01 Mr. Porter: 	No need.
15:02 Mayor Humdinger: 	Huh?
15:03 Mr. Porter: 	I've got more in the oven. And bring that basket when you're done! Ha ha!
15:07 Mayor Humdinger: 	But that pie was perfect! It was one of a kind! A masterpiece!
15:12 Mr. Porter: 	O...kay.
15:14 Mayor Humdinger: 	Um... And we must make sure that bear on a pie rampage doesn't hurt any kitties. Uh, I mean citizens!
15:23 Mr. Porter: 	I suppose she might disrupt the pie swap. I'll call Ryder.
15:28 Ryder: 	Great job, pups!
15:30 (Sound): 	(Pup-pad ringing)
15:32 Ryder: 	Hi, Mr. Porter. How are your pies coming along?
15:35 Mr. Porter: 	Actually, one just left. It was nabbed by a hungry mama bear.
15:39 Mayor Humdinger: 	A pie-snatching bear running around Adventure Bay! You need to save the pie! I mean, keep the fine citizens of Adventure Bay safe!
15:48 Ryder: 	Okay, we will. No bear is too big, no pup is too small!
15:54 Ryder: 	PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!
15:56 Pups: 	Ryder needs us!
15:59 Marshall: 	Whoa-a-a-a-a! Ahhh!
16:02 Pups: 	(Barking, howling)
16:05 Marshall: 	Whoa!
16:06 (Sound): 	(Crashing)
16:09 Marshall: 	I spy with my little eye some yummy twirly pie. (Laughing)
16:14 Rubble: 	Oh, Marshall!
16:15 (Music): 	♪
16:25 (Sound): 	(Elevator dinging)
16:30 Chase: 	PAW Patrol, ready for action, Ryder, sir!
16:34 Ryder: 	Thanks for hurrying, pups. Mr. Porter had an unexpected customer this morning.
16:39 Skye: 	I guess she couldn't 'bear' passing that pie.
16:43 Pups: 	(Laughing)
16:45 Ryder: 	But now, we need to get this mama bear back to the woods. So, for this mission I'll need Chase. I need you to use your megaphone to warn people to stay clear.
16:54 Chase: 	Chase is on the case!
16:56 Ryder: 	And Rocky, I need you to use your catapult to launch some tasty treats to lure away the bear.
17:02 Rocky: 	Green means go!
17:04 Ryder: 	And Rubble, I need you to use your rig to tow Rocky's catapult.
17:09 Rubble: 	Rubble on the double!
17:11 Ryder: 	All right! PAW Patrol is on a roll!
17:14 Pups: 	(Barking)
17:17 (Music): 	♪ (Deployment sequence for Chase and Rubble)
17:58 (Sounds): 	(Tires screeching, sirens blaring)
18:15 Ryder: 	See anything, pups?
18:16 Rubble: 	No, but I smell a cream pie way over there.
18:20 Chase: 	(Sniffing) And a bear, too!
18:23 Ryder: 	Chase, time to warn everyone.
18:25 Chase: 	(Barking) Megaphone! Attention, everyone! A bear with a sweet tooth is coming through! Please, do not startle her!
18:37 Bear: 	(Snorting)
18:41 Chickaletta: 	(Clucking)
18:42 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, shh!
18:43 Mayor Humdinger: 	Somebody stop that bear!
18:46 Cat Rocky: 	(Meowing)
18:47 Bear: 	(Growling)
18:48 Everyone: 	(Gasping)
18:50 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, no, the pies!
18:53 Cap'n Turbot: 	Ugh! I've just been plunked by a peach pie projectile.
18:58 Farmer Al: 	Oh, well, I'll be! It's raining pies!
19:02 Chase, Rubble and Ryder:	Look out!
19:03 Rocky: 	Incoming!
19:05 Ryder: 	We've got to get that bear out of here. Time to use that catapult!
19:09 Rocky: 	(Barking) Claw! Good thing we made so many pies.
19:19 Bear: 	(Growling)
19:29 Ryder: 	Great job, pups.
19:30 Mayor Humdinger: 	But the bear's getting away!
19:32 Ryder: 	That's right, Mayor Humdinger. She's headed back to the woods where she belongs.
19:36 Mayor Humdinger: 	But inside the basket, so young and innocent-- I mean, uh, so fresh and delicious.
19:44 Mr. Porter: 	That's very kind of you, mayor, but I've got more pies in the oven.
19:48 Ryder: 	Pups, let's clean up this mess.
19:50 Rubble and Rocky: 	(Barking)
19:52 Mayor Humdinger: 	Argh!
19:58 Cat Rocky: 	(Meowing)
19:59 Mayor Humdinger: 	Hello, nice bear. Let me just take that old picnic basket off you, and I'll be out of your fur.
20:06 Bear: 	(Growling)
20:07 Mayor Humdinger: 	This isn't a game!
20:11 Cat Rocky: 	Meow?
20:12 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa! Ah.
20:17 Cat Rocky: 	(Meowing)
20:18 Mayor Humdinger: 	Kitty!
20:20 Bear cub: 	(Panting)
20:21 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, you want to play, too, huh? Oh, I know! Go fetch. Tons of fun, but I gotta go.
20:29 Bear: 	(Growling)
20:30 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, dear.
20:31 Cat Rocky: 	(Meowing)
20:33 Mayor Humdinger: 	You're leaving me? Ugh, why would I ever expect loyalty from a kitten?
20:38 Bear: 	(Growling)
20:39 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ha ha.
20:41 Rubble: 	(Panting)
20:44 Cat Rocky: 	(Meowing)
20:45 Rubble: 	Hey! That looks like one of Mayor Humdinger's kitties.
20:49 Mr. Porter: 	And that looks like rhubarb cream, from my bear-napped pie!
20:53 Chase: 	I think he wants you to follow him.
20:56 Ryder: 	And where's Mayor Humdinger? He might be in trouble. Rocky, come with me.
21:01 Mayor Goodway: 	But you didn't even get any pie!
21:03 Rocky: 	Could we take it to go?
21:05 Mayor Goodway: 	I don't see why not. Goodbye!
21:11 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, my! Okay, whoa! Easy does it!
21:17 Ryder: 	Mayor Humdinger, stay calm and don't try to run, or the bear will--
21:21 Mayor Humdinger: 	Chase me? I already tried that.
21:24 Rocky: 	But Ryder, if he can't run away...
21:26 Ryder: 	The only other way out is up. Skye, we need you!
21:31 Skye: 	(Barking) Let's take to the sky!
21:34 Bear: 	(Growling)
21:35 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ahh!
21:36 Ryder: 	Hang in there, Mayor Humdinger.
21:39 Mayor Humdinger: 	I have no choice. Otherwise, these bears are gonna bounce me into the treetops! Whoa!
21:46 Skye: 	Ryder, I'm almost there!
21:47 Ryder: 	Good! Start lowering your harness.
21:50 (Sound): 	(Whirring)
21:52 Ryder: 	Just hold on a little longer, and now!
21:56 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa!
21:57 Skye: 	Gotcha!
22:00 Ryder: 	Okay, Rocky, we need that pie. And do you have anything to make it fly?
22:05 Rocky: 	I knew this balloon would come in handy! Look, bears, it's pie in the sky!
22:11 Ryder: 	A flying dessert! That should get you back home.
22:20 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Grumbling) Uh, thanks for rescuing me.
22:24 Ryder: 	No problem, Mayor Humdinger! Whenever you're in trouble, just yelp for help!
22:29 Mayor Humdinger: 	Though I still didn't get any pie.
22:31 Mr. Porter: 	Then you're here just in time!
22:34 Cat Skye: 	(Giggling)
22:36 Mr. Porter: 	Whoa!
22:39 Rubble and Rocky: 	(Barking)
22:42 (Sound): 	(Splatting)
22:43 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ahh!
22:45 Mr. Porter: 	Now that's a humdinger of a pie!
22:47 Everyone: 	(Laughing)
22:48 Singers: 	♪ P-P-PAW, PAW, PAW Patrol ♪
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