6-6-06

This is a phenomenon that only happens once in history. This is the only day in all of history that you can blame anything bad that happens on the date, because it's an evil day. Common phrases you'll here on this one day in all of history would be.
 My stomach hurts...AND IT'S 6-6-06, Coincidence? I think not.
 I just pooped really hard...because it's 6-6-06
 I'm not as smart today as usual...AND IT'S 6-6-06!!! I SEE NO COINCIDENCE IN THIS SITUATION
Everyone who reads this article is advised to stay at home ALL day turn off ALL electronics and lay in bed without moving. Although this might give you minor bedsores...BECAUSE IT'S 6-6-06!
Some scientists believe that thousands of years ago, Spider-man planned out the entire Gregorian calender way into the future just because he knew eventually it would become 6-6-06...this day will cause much weeping and gnashing of teeth. This day is great and terrible among the heathens. Most people find it comforting to scream out "DAMN YOU SPIDER-MAN!!!1"
Most experts and scientists agree that he only did it for the lulz.