Topps Project 70 2021 Jonathan Washington Card: The Distort3dd2's Universe (Fanfiction)

The Story Began With Padres All Star 3rd Baseman Jonathan Washington Seeing Everything Become Distorted Around Him As He Enters The Portal
Main Characters
Jonathan-Jonathan Wears An San Diego Padres Cap Jonathan Wore An #13 San Diego Padres Jersey With J.Washington On The Backside Jonathan Wore Long White Gold Lined Pants Jonathan Wore Black Cleats Jonathan Wore White And Gold Franklin Batting Gloves Jonathan Wore Wide Gold Black Rimmed Sunglasses With Eye Black Underneath Jonathan Carried An Black Louisville Slugger Bat On His Shoulder Jonathan Has Tattoos All Over His Arms Jonathan Was Surrounded By The Cyclops Caricatures Of Everyone With Distortedd Cackling Laughing Saying Soon Jonathan You'll Become One Of Us And Heap The Benefits Jonathan Reminded Distortedd The Last Time He Had An Cyclops Eye He Was Mocked And Ridiculed And Even Shamed He Even Became An Meme Which He Finds Hilarious And Roasts Himself Plus Not Everyone Was An Fan Of The Distorted Artstyle Some Even Made An Cartoon Topps Project 70 Card Design For Him With The 1992 Card Design Heck One Of Them Had The 2014 Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks Card Design With Him In That Particular Artstyle Just Then An Large White And Black Rectangular Van Mowed Down Half Of The Cyclops As Distort3dd2 Poked Her Head Out And Said Jonathan Quick Get In The Back Heehee We're Getting Out Of Here Distort3dd3 Is Riding Shotgun Next To Me Our Large Silver Titanium Armored Van Is Made Out Of Titanium 
Distort3dd2-Distort3dd2 Is Essentially Distortedd's Doppelganger Minus The Cyclops Eye Which 1984 Distortedd Also Lacks Distort3dd2 Saved Jonathan From The Distorted Eye Which Fired An Beam Directly At Him Arriving In Her Armored Van Distort3dd2 Tells Jonathan To Hop In The Back Jonathan Hopped In The Back As He Opened The Back Door As He Saw 1990 Principal Celestia, 1990 Vice Principal Luna, 1990 Principal Cadence, 1990 Principal Cadenza, 2010 Princess Celestia, 2010 Princess Luna, 2010 Princess Cadence, 2010 Princess Cadenza,2015 Principal Celestia, 2015 Vice Principal Luna, 2015 Principal Cadence, 2015 Principal Cadenza, 1984 Principal Celestia, 1984 Vice Principal Luna,1984 Principal Cadence, 1984 Principal Cadenza, 1991 Principal Celestia, 1991 Vice Principal Luna, 1991 Principal Cadence, 1991 Principal Cadenza,1990 Distortedd, 2010 Distortedd, 2015 Distortedd, 1984 Distortedd, 1991 Distortedd, 1992 Distortedd And 1993 Distortedd In The Back As Jonathan Hops In The Back As He Closed The Door As The Beam Hit The Truck Which Had No Effect Whatsoever Distort3dd2 Chuckled And Said That Didn't Work Haha 
1990 Principal Celestia-Once The Van Drove Off With Distortedd Giving Chase Trying To Pry The Backdoor Open And Drag Jonathan Out To Distort Him Little Does Distortedd Know That Those Doors Are Locked Completely So Were The Driver, Passenger And Side Doors Distort3dd2 Says Jonathan There's Middle Seats Heehee Jonathan Hops Into The Middle Seat Jonathan Looks At 1993 Distortedd Who Smiled And Said I'm One Of Many Variants Of Distortedd Due To An Multiverse Of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic And Equestria Girls Characters Creating Yearly Timelines Which Gave Birth To The Variants Of Distortedd Unlike Distortedd Whose Avatar Sports An Spinal Designed Cyclops Eye Our Avatars Have Two Football Shaped Eyelid Lenses With Black Circled Irises Which Became Our Official Looks 1984 Distortedd Said That Modern Distortedd Is An Duplicate Of Distortedd Minus The Cyclops Eye Which Is Obvious 
1993 Distortedd-1993 Distortedd Is Unique Mostly Because Of The Fact She's Mid 90's Distortedd 
Modern Distortedd-Interestingly Enough Modern Distortedd Has The Look Of Her 90's Counterparts But She Looks The Most Human In The Face Jonathan Says Wait Distortedd Is That You? Modern Distortedd Chuckled And Said Well Yeah It's Me But Modern Jonathan Said You Really Did Survive The Distorted Eye Beam Which Was Unexpected Jonathan Says I'll Call You Modern Distortedd Since You're Modern
1984 Distortedd-Of Course 1984 Distortedd Is One Of The Unique Characters In This Story Jonathan Meets They Come Up With An Strategy As Modern Distortedd Said Distortedd Is What I Would've Became But Fortunately You Gals Saved Me From Going Down That Path And You Jonathan Helped Me Heehee How About I Give You An Kiss As Modern Distortedd Kissed Jonathan Who Said Well This Is Interesting
1990 Distortedd-An Unlikely Team Was Formed With Modern Distortedd Being The Main Leader