Upstate New York

Upstate New York is a song sung by Homer Simpson in the episode "D'oh Canada".
==Lyrics==
Start watching FOX news.
Stop watching your weight.
There is no fancy part of it.
Upstate New Work.
They're fond of their booze,
But wing sauce is great.
I'm gunna clog my heart in it.
Upstate New York.
I wanna sleep in,
In a city,
That never wakes,
And find I'm fittin' right in.
One of the gang.
Par for the course.
The Kodak plant's closed,
But I'm a-longing to stay,
And go on disability,
In Upstate New York.
Can't make it anywhere,
But I can,
Make it there.
I love you so,
Upstate New York.
==Trivia==
*This song is both a parody and an antithesis of Frank Sinatra's song, "New York".
Category:Songs
Category:Season 30 songs
Category:Songs by Homer
Category:Parody songs