Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure/Transcript

Wilbur: WHY'D YOU DO THIS FOR ME, CHARLOTTE?Charlotte: BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN MY FRIEND,AND FRIENDSHIP IS A TREMENDOUS THING.(CHICKENS CLUCKING)(QUACKING)(Camera Zooms)YOW!Huh? What Happened?I Got a blast from something.(ROOSTER CROWS)OH, PLEASE, NELLIE! RECONSIDER!THIS ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA!IN FACT, IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA!NO MORE CRAZY STUNTS!OH, PLEASE! YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF!OH, YOU'RE JUST A BIG OL' WORRYWART, WILBUR.I'VE NEVER EVEN BENT AN ANTENNA BEFORE.BUT--BUT SPIDERS DON'T HAVE ANTENNAS!OHHH. I'M GONNA F-FAINT.OH, NO. THIS IS GONNA BE...VERY UGLY.ARANEA, JOY, WATCH THIS!WHOO!HIYA, WILBUR!NELLIE!WHOA, OH!WHOA-OA-OA!WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!OOH! AH! OOH, OOH! AH!WHOO!OOH, OOH!NELLIE. NELLIE. TALK TO ME, NELLIE.(Eating slop)C-COME OUT! COME OUT!SAY YOU'RE OK!IS SHE...IS SHE...HISTORY?WHOO-HOO!WHAT A RUSH!GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN.AGAIN?(CHILDREN LAUGHING)UH-OH. HERE COMES TEMPLETON AND THE RAT PACK.(ALL LAUGHING)CAN IT, HENRIETTA! JUNIOR! UH, JUNIOR!JUNIOR!(RAT PACK SHOUTING)(TEMPLETON PANTING)YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!KIDS! KIDS! KIDS!(PANTING)(ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)WHO'S THE RAT? WHO'S THE RAT?I'M THE RAT.LESTER! LESTER, GET DOWN FROM THERE.HENRIETTA, WHAT DID I SAY?NO JUMPING!UNH! WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?RALPHIE! DI-- DID ANYONE SEE RALPHIE?HA HA HA HA HA HA!AAH!WHAT PART OF "NEVER, EVER BITE YOUR FATHER"DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?HA HA HA HA HA HA!I THINK THEY'RE KINDA CUTE.REALLY? OH, THEY--THEY DO HAVE THOSE SWEET LITTLE SMIRKS--I, UH--SMILES.HA HA HA HA!YOU--YOU, UH, WOULDN'T MINDBABY-SITTING THE LITTLE BRATS--UH, DUH--RATS, WOULD YOU, UH,WOULD YOU, WILBUR?(RATS LAUGHING)H-HEY, THEY'RE CUTE, BUT NOT THAT CUTE!AAH!(SHUDDERS)(BOTH LAUGH)SCARED OF A LITTLE WIND, WILBUR?(ALL LAUGH)UH, I JUST SLIPPED.AAH!OOF!(ALL LAUGH)VERY FUNNY.FACE FACTS, WILBUR.YOU'RE A GUTLESS PIG, A LILY-LIVERED HOG.I KNOW. I DON'T MEAN TO BE.(CHICKEN CLUCKING)DID YOU HEAR? DID YOU HEAR? HUH? HUH?IT'S OFFICIALLY STARTED. SPRINGTIME!THERE'S ACTION ALL OVER THE BARN.OOH! 2 NEW CALVES SO FAR,AND GWEN'S EGGS ARE BURSTING OUT!OH, I WAS JUST BY THE GOAT PENAND THERE ARE 3 NEW KIDS. 3 OF 'EM. COUNT 'EM.ONE'S CLUMSY AS AN OX.OH! BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME. MM-HMM.(CLUCKING)OHH, GWEN'S EGGS?(PANTS) OH. DOH!ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.THERE'S ROOM-ROOM-ROOM FOR EVERYONE.THEY ARE HERE.OH, CAN I PLAY WITH THEM, GWEN? CAN I?ABSOLUTELY NOT.THEY'RE MUCH-MUCH-MUCH TOO LITTLE.THEY CAN GET HURT. PERHAPS TOMORROW.(GOSLINGS CHEEPING)OOH.A LITTLE GOOSE PAT .(CHICKENS CLUCKING)CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!(CHEEPING)YES.CLOSER...CLOSER...THAT'S IT...CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP.Wilbur: WELL, I GUESS WE KNOWWHO THE ADVENTUROUS ONE IS.GRRRR.THERE YOU ARE! OH, THANK YOU, WILBUR.THEY ARE SUCH A-- SUCH A HANDFUL.(CLUCKING)OOH, DID YOU HEAR? DID YOU HEAR?OH, IT'S THE WORST, ABSOLUTELY WORST NEWS!FARLEY THE FOX JUST HIT THE HENHOUSE!Who's Farley?HE GOT AN EGG! OHH! BERNICE'S, I THINK.OR MAYBE CAROL'S. OH, THE ROTTEN THIEF!OHH! (CLUCKS)POOR LITTLE EGG.SPRINGTIME.IT'S THE BEST-BEST-BEST OF TIMESAND THE WORST-WORST-WORST OF TIMES.I BETTER KEEP A SHARP-SHARP EYEON MY LITTLE ONESIN CASE THAT SCOUNDREL COMES BACK.UH, DO YOU THINK HE WILL?NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE.WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.(ALL BLEAT)OH, BOY. IT'S NOT THAT LOUSY FOX AGAIN, IS IT?DID FARLEY GET A LAMB?(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)IT'S A DISASTER! POOR THING!HI!HOW YOU DOING?WANNA PLAY? WANNA PLAY?HA HA HA HA!I'M GOOD TO GO.OOF!Lamb: HE'S GOT 2 LEFT FEET!ANYBODY WANNA PLAY?HA! WITH YOU?(LAMBS LAUGHING)Lamb: I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD--FORGET IT!HE'S A LOSERWITH A CAPITAL "L."OOF!(LAMBS LAUGH)HEY, GUYS, DID YOU SEE THAT?STAY AWAY FROM HIM!Chicken: LOOK AT HIM!HE'S A DISGRACE TO THE FARM!WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?WELL, I NEVER, EVER.I DON'T GET IT, GWEN.WHY IS EVERYBODY LAUGHING AT HIM?THEY'RE RUDE, THAT'S WHY.JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T SEENA SHEEP LIKE HIM BEFORE.RARELY-RARELY-RARELYA LAMB LIKE THAT LITTLE ONEIS BORN INTO A FLOCK.NOBODY KNOWS WHY-WHY-WHY.EXTRAORDINARY, REALLY.WHAT'D I TELL YOU, LURVY?WHY, THE CHANCES OF THIS FLOCKTHROWING A BADGER-FACED LAMBIS, I DON'T KNOW, A MILLION TO ONE.AH, IT'S A WONDER, ALL RIGHT, MR. ZUCKERMAN.AMAZING.I GOTTA TELL THE MISSIS.Lamb: HA! SHOW'S OVER.COME ON, GUYS.(LAMBS LAUGH)I REMEMBER WHEN I CAME.NOBODY WOULD PLAY WITH ME...EXCEPT CHARLOTTE.(HORSE NEIGHS)WHERE ARE YOU GOING?WILBUR!WHAT'S HE DOING?SOMEONE TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.YOU'LL CATCH SOMETHING.UNH...UNH...UNH...UHH!EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. UH, LET ME BY.UH, COMING THROUGH, PLEASE. EXCUSE ME.HI THERE.I'M WILBUR.MY NAME IS CARDIGAN.WANNA PLAY?YOU MEAN WITH ME?SURE. YOU'RE NOT BUSY, ARE YOU?YOU WANNA PLAY WITH ME! YES! YES!OOF!(ANIMALS LAUGHING)GUESS YOU WANNA CHANGE YOUR MIND NOW, HUH?OH, YEAH? GUESS AGAIN.OINK OINK.HA HA HA!HEE HEE. OINK OINK OINK.(BOTH LAUGH)Cardigan: YOU MEAN YOU'VE SEEN THE WHOLE FARM?YEP! STICK WITH ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE ROPES.ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?LOOKING FOR THE ROPES.(GIGGLES) NO, NO.I MEANT I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET ALONG.♪ IT'S NOT SO HARD TO BE A PIG ♪♪ YOU JUST START IN BY EATIN' BIG ♪♪ YOU SNORT YOUR MEAL AND SQUEAL AND ROLL IN MUD ♪♪ AND SLURP AND BURP ♪ (BURPS)♪ EAT ROTTEN APPLES FOR DESSERT ♪♪ SLEEP IN HAY AND PLAY IN DIRT ♪♪ SIT AROUND AND WATCH COWS CHEWIN' THEIR CUD ♪Cardigan: HEY, THIS IS GREAT!♪ RUN THROUGH CORN IN EARLY MORN' ♪♪ THEN SLIDE, KERPLOP ♪♪ DOWN THE HILL IN TIME FOR A SWILL ♪♪ AND A BREAKFAST TROUGH OF SLOP ♪♪ IT'S NOT SO HARD TO BE A PIG ♪♪ AND SOMEDAY WHEN I'M REALLY BIG ♪♪ I'LL WAG MY CURLY TAIL JUST LIKE YOU DO ♪♪ I LIKE CATS AND I LIKE DOGS ♪♪ BUT I BELONG WITH BOAR, SOW, HOG ♪Both: ♪ AND I BELONG WITH FRIENDS LIKE ME AND YOU ♪♪ IF YOU WANT TO BE A PIG ♪♪ USE YOUR NOSE AND START TO DIG ♪♪ INSIDE A PILE OF GARBAGE WHILE YOU SNORT ♪HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU!♪ OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK ♪♪ OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK ♪NOW YOU TRY.♪ OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK ♪(COUGHS)NOT BAD FOR A BEGINNER.♪ HIT THE GROUND AND ROLL AROUND ♪♪ TILL YOU'RE COVERED UP WITH DIRT ♪♪ FILTH AND GRIME AND MUCK AND SLIME ARE FUN ♪♪ AND THEY DON'T HURT ♪♪ IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME ♪♪ IT ISN'T HARD, I GUARANTEE ♪♪ I'M GONNA WATCH AND DO JUST LIKE YOU DO ♪♪ FROM NOW ON, I MAKE A VOW ♪♪ TO BE A PIG, A BOAR, OR SOW ♪Both: ♪ BUT MOST OF ALL, I'LL BE A FRIEND ♪♪ WE'LL BE BUDDIES TO THE END ♪♪ MOST OF ALL I'LL BE A FRIEND TO YOU ♪WHOO! BOY, I'M HUNGRY.STARVING.RAVENOUS.ME, TOO!LET'S GO MAKE PIGS OF OURSELVES.(NEIGHS)(WHISTLES)(GASPS) FERN!WILBUR!HEY, WILBUR.OINK OINK.SAVED YOU SOME BREAKFAST.(SNIFF SNIFF) OINK OINK.(MUNCHING)BAA!BAA!OINK OINK.OINK OINK.I HEARD ABOUT YOUR NEW FRIEND.CARDIGAN, ISN'T IT?YOU'RE SO CUTE.OINK OINK.OINK OINK.HA HA! LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER PIG.OINK.HA HA HA HA HA.(WHISTLING)UNCLE HOMER!GUESS WHAT! IT FINALLY CAME!SPECIAL ORDER.HMM. "PONDEROSA TOMATO SEEDS."GROWING TOMATOES, HUH?YEAH, BIG ONES.I WANT TO WIN THE PRIZEFOR THE BIGGEST TOMATO AT THE FAIR.I'VE GOT A TOP-SECRET, NEVER-BEEN-USED-BEFOREGROWING STRATEGY.HA HA. NATURALLY.WILBUR'S MANURE PILE.CAN I USE SOME, UNCLE HOMER? PLEASE?DON'T SEE WHY NOT.THANKS, UNCLE HOMER. THANK YOU! THANK YOU!THIS ONE HAS MY NAME ON IT!WAIT! COME BACK!OH!OHH.BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, ARANEA.WELL, I DON'T GET IT.I WAS SURE THE LOW-CARB, HIGH-FAT DIETWOULD DO THE TRICK.WANNA SUCK ON A LEG?(WILBUR AND CARDIGAN LAUGHING)BEAT YOU TO THE BARN!IN YOUR DREAMS! COMIN' THROUGH!OINK OINK. HA HA! COME ON, SLOWPOKE!WHAT DOES HE THINK HE IS, A PIG?WELL, HE SURE DON'T HAVE THE SMARTS TO BE A SHEEP.(ALL LAUGH)Stop it!OINK OINK.(BOTH LAUGHING)MUSHROOMS! HA HA HA HA HA!WHERE?(LAUGHING)1, 2, KAPOW!1, 2, KAPOW--OOF!(at the Ship)Cyber Chris: We got visitors(Wilbur & Cardigan arrived)Greetings, Welcome to my ship. I'm King Triton. I Use different things important in all the futures in the world. & I Can show you something cool.(Open the case)It's a wish radio. This is a quite machine that do so many stuff, & We can see them what their wish for. I Can try a middle future.(Turn on the wish radio)(Bubbles comes out)I Wish I had a little brother.I Wish it will rain.I Wish I can see a farm animals.I Wish I'll see a pink pig.A Pig? Hey! Triton, That's me.I Wish I can have a dance party.Dance? That was cool.I Wish I can fly like that.My. This is swell.I Wish I was taller & taller.I Wish It's gonna be a Sheep.The Sheep. That is me.That's right. They really need you so much. Everything they know is them.What are these?They're young people, Boys, Girls, Animals, Monsters, Aliens, Robots, Velichals, Objects & Creatures. They all want to meet you. WHat do you say?(Wilbur see his future self in the bubble)Boy, I Wish Charlotte were here.(Bubble pops)Let's do it.That's a good idea.I Wish Father Bear was here.Wilbur?MMM, YEAH?SOMETIMES IF ONLY I WERE LIKE THE OTHER LAMBS.WELL, I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.NIGHT, WILBUR.(YAWNS)NIGHT, CARDIGAN.WILBUR?YEAH?I'M GLAD YOU'RE MY FRIEND.(CROWS)(CROWS)(GASPS)FAIR DAY?! YES!I GOTTA GO TELL SAL.DON'T TELL ME--YOU SLEPT IN YOUR CLOTHES AGAIN.I NEEDED TO GET AN EARLY START.YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD, SAL.INCOMING. I'M READY.I'M SO READY.(BUZZING)OH, NO.NOT AGAIN.JOY, TELL ME. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY WEBS?BESIDES THE FACT THAT THEY AREN'T STICKYAND THEY'RE FULL OF GAPS?OHH, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT, JUST PERFECT.I VISUALIZED EVERYTHING.SEE THE WEB. FEEL THE WEB.BEEE THE WEEEB.APPARENTLY YOU FORGOT TO VISUALIZE THE FLY.OH, WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?I'LL NEVER CATCH ANYTHING.MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)IT'S PARTY, PARTY, PARTY.NOTHING BUT FOOD AND FUN FOR ALL.HERE SHE IS. CAREFUL NOW.BEST EVENT OF THE YEAR.I WISH I WERE GOING WITH THEM.ME, TOO!MERE HOURS TILL THAT HEAVEN.(HORSE NEIGHS)I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON.HMM. WHATEVER IT IS,EVERYBODY'S MAKING A BIG FUSS.TEMPLETON. HE'LL TELL US.UNH!NICE ENTRANCE.THANKS. SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE GOING NUTS AROUND HERE.IT'S ONLY THE BEST DAY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.WHICH WOULD BE...THE COUNTY FAIR! WHAT ELSE? SURE! HEH. OF COURSE. THE FAIR, HEH.UH, UH, WHAT'S THAT?THE FINEST SMORGASBORDTHAT I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASUREOF FEASTING AT.CANDIED APPLES, CANDY CORN,COTTON CANDY!CAN WE COME, TOO, DAD?I WANNA GO! I WANNA GO!PLEASE, DADDY!YEAH, WERE YOU KIDDING?LET'S GO FIND YOUR MOTHER.All: AW, DAD! No, Dad!(SIGHS)WHAT'S WRONG WITH WILBUR?HE LOOKS SO SAD.WILBUR. ARE YOU OK?I'M FINE.YOU DON'T LOOK FINE.I GUESS IT'S THE FAIR.THE FAIR IS THE LAST TIME I SAW YOUR MOTHER.TELL US AGAIN.ABOUT OUR MOM.PLEASE, WILBUR.IT'S KIND OF FUNNY, REALLY.WHEN I FIRST MET CHARLOTTE, I THOUGHT SHE WAS KIND OF,WELL, KIND OF BLOODTHIRSTY,EATING ALL THOSE FLIES AND GNATS AND--AND THEN THERE WERE THOSE MOTHS. UGH!B-BUT I WAS WRONG.SHE WAS SMART AND LOYAL, MY BEST FRIEND.I WAS GONNA BE CHRISTMAS DINNER.UGH! I STILL HATE THINKING ABOUT IT.BUT THEN CHARLOTTE WOVE THOSE WORDS INTO HER WEB.OH, WHEN EVERYBODY SAW IT, THEY THOUGHT I WAS AMAZING.ME--AMAZING!IT WAS YOUR MOM WHO WAS AMAZING.WHEN WE LEFT THE FAIR, CHARLOTTE STAYED BEHIND.SHE KNEW SHE WAS DYING.I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN.(ALL SIGH)I WISH I COULD HAVE MET HER.ME, TOO.BAA! BAA! BAA!BAA!EASY DOES IT, FELLA.YOU'RE JUST GOIN' ON A LITTLE TRIP.(OINKING)UHH. YOU ARE GONNA BE THE HIT OF THE FAIR.(SQUEALS)OK, OK, BOY.(SQUEALING AND OINKING)READY TO GO AGAIN, EH, WILBUR?MY WONDER PIG.(SNORTS)THERE YOU GO.WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME,JUST LIKE LAST YEAR.SEE YOU BOYS IN A MINUTE.NO, NO! I DON'T WANNA GO!CARDIGAN, YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE FAIR.LIKE IT?! HA HA!THAT IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR.OH! MY MOUTH IS WATERING ALREADY.ALL THOSE GREAT EATS!WITHOUT THE LITTLE BRATS GETTIN' IN THE WAY.UNH! UHH! UNH!OOH!Nellie: A FAIR? A REAL FAIR?IT SOUNDS SO GREAT.YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING, TOO.ARE YOU CRAZY, NELLIE?YOU COULD GET LOST OR SMASHEDOR LOSE A COUPLE LEGS!OR I COULD STAY IN THE BARN FOREVER.I'M READY FOR ACTION.THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AFRAID OF.DON'T WORRY. I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON HER.(HORN HONKS)Cardigan: ARE WE THERE YET?Wilbur: NOT YET.ARE WE THERE YET?NOT YET.ARE WE THERE YET?NOT YET, CARDIGAN! RELAX.Wilbur: OK, CARDIGAN. WE'RE HERE.(LAUGHS) HEY, WAKE UP!(BELL RINGS)Fern: MAKE WAY FOR THE TOMATO!(BELL RINGS)EXCUSE ME. TOMATO COMING THROUGH.HEY, WATCH IT! BE CAREFUL WITH THAT THING.DELICATE CARGO HERE.WATCH OUT!WIDE PAYLOAD!EXCUSE ME. UH, EXCUSE ME.I'M FERN ARABLE.AND HERE IS MY TOMATO.ALL RIGHTY, THEN.YOUR TOMATO IS NUMBER 44.THAT'S MY LUCKY NUMBER, SAL.YOU NAMED YOUR TOMATO?SURE. I SING TO HER, TOO.FASCINATING.GOOD LUCK, GIRL.SO, GOT ANYTHING SPECIALUP YOUR SLEEVE THIS YEAR, WILBUR?OINK OINK.I'LL BE BACK IN A BIT.BOY, IT'S NOISY AND CROWDED.I LOVE IT!(SNIFFS)AHH!OH, HO. (SNIFFS) MMM! MMM!MMM! (GASPS) CHILI DOGS.CORN ON THE COB!I'M BACK!ISN'T HE CUTE?LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL WOOL.OH, I'D LOVE A SWEATER MADE OF THAT.WILBUR?ARE YOU THERE?RIGHT HERE.EVERYBODY'S STARING AT ME.THEY CAN'T HELP IT. YOU'RE SPECIAL.MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN WIN A MEDAL,JUST LIKE I DID.3 POUNDS, 8 OUNCES FOR TOMATO NUMBER 6!3 1/2 POUNDS, YEAH.I'VE GOT THE BLUE RIBBON ALL LOCKED UP.WELL, THEY HAVEN'T WEIGHED MINE YET.WHAT'S THE POINT?NOW! TOMATO NUMBER 44!COME ON, SAL. YOU CAN DO IT.(CHILDREN LAUGHING)I REMEMBER THIS PIG.THE MIRACLE PIG, WASN'T HE?THAT'S HIS MEDAL RIGHT THERE!WHERE'S THE MESSAGE THIS YEAR, HUH?WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY THIS TIME, WONDER PIG?LOOK FOR A WEB!IT'S ALWAYS IN THE SPIDER WEB!I DON'T SEE NOTHIN'.UHH! I GUESS HIS MIRACLE'S USED UP.COME ON. LET'S GO LOOK AT THE ZUCCHINI.I HEAR THERE'S A 20-POUNDER.I DON'T HAVE A MESSAGE.(INHALES)WHAT DO YOU THINK, NELLIE? I LOOK SCRAWNY, RIGHT?ARE YOU KIDDING?WOULD YOU SAY GAUNT, SKINNY, SLENDER?!I'D SAY MORE LIKE FAT.NO! I CAN'T BE FAT.I NEED TO BE SKINNY.NOBODY EATS SKINNY PIGS.DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.NOBODY'S GONNA EAT YOU.BUT--BUT IF PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M SPECIAL,FARMER ZUCKERMAN MIGHT THINK OF ME AS...(WHISPERS) dinner.HUH?DINNER!DINNER, DINNER, DINNER!(ECHOING)♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ WATCH OUT, THEY'LL GET YOU ♪♪ WILBUR THE PIG ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ THAT FARMER SAYS YOU'RE GETTIN' TOO BIG ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ HE LIKES THOSE HAM AND EGGS ♪♪ WITH BACON AND PORK-FRIED LEGS ♪♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT NOW, WILBUR THE PIG ♪♪ WHOO ♪♪ OH, DON'T LOOK NOW ♪♪ BUT THEY'RE COMIN' FOR YOU ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ AND WHEN THEY FIND YOU, WHAT'LL YOU DO? ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE ♪♪ THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TRAPPED INSIDE ♪♪ A GREAT, BIG, SCARY NIGHTMARE ♪♪ WILBUR THE PIG ♪♪ OHH ♪♪ AHH, WILBUR, WAKE UP ♪♪ AHH, GET OUT OF THIS DREAM ♪♪ YOU'VE GOT NO BRAINS, NO GIFT ♪♪ NO SMARTS, NO SELF-ESTEEM ♪♪ YOU'RE CAUGHT, YOU'RE STUCK, YOU'RE TRAPPED ♪♪ AND NO ONE HEARS YOU SCREAM ♪♪ OH, WHAT BECOMES OF FAT LITTLE PIGS? ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ THEY WIND UP SERVED WITH APPLES AND FIGS ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ YOU CAN RUN AND PLEAD AND SHOUT ♪♪ BUT THERE IS NO WAY OUT ♪♪ YOU'RE TRAPPED FOREVER, WILBUR THE PIG ♪♪ BA, BA, BA ♪♪ WILBUR THE PIG ♪♪ YOU'RE GETTIN' TOO BIG ♪♪ GOOD-BYE, LITTLE PIG ♪(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)(PEOPLE TALKING IN BACKGROUND)(BELL RINGS)NELLIE.NELLIE, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.I DON'T WANT TO BE CHRISTMAS DINNER.I NEED A WORD-- A GREAT WORD.CAN YOU WEAVE A WORD IN YOUR WEBLIKE YOUR MOM DID?PIECE OF CAKE.ANYTHING FOR A FRIEND.NOW, WHAT SHOULD I WRITE?UH...OK...OK, IT'S GOTTA BE JUST RIGHT.HOW ABOUT...NO, THAT'S TOO ORDINARY.Nellie: HOW ABOUT...HOW ABOUT "BEST BUDDY"?(CHATTERS)HOW ABOUT "INCREDIBLE EDIBLE"?VERY FUNNY, TEMPLETON.YOU WOULDN'T BE SO INCONSIDERATEIF YOU WERE GOING TO BE SERVED WITH PEAS AND CARROTS.Farmer Zuckerman: HE'S RIGHT HERE,JUST AS ADVERTISED.MM, HE'S A BEAUT, ALL RIGHT.I'LL TAKE HIM.THOSE HAND-SPINNERS PAY TOP DOLLARFOR NATURAL-COLOR WOOL LIKE THAT.BAA! BAA!NOT CARDIGAN.(BLEATS)TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.(BLEATS)OH, THIS IS MY FAULT.ALL I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IS MYSELF.NELLIE, FORGET ABOUT WEAVING A WORD FOR ME.CAN YOU DO IT FOR CARDIGAN?THEN HE'LL BE THE WONDER LAMBAND FARMER ZUCKERMAN WON'T SELL HIM.AH, FORGET IT, WILBUR.YOU'RE A DAY LATE AND A CORNCOB SHORT.(CRUNCH)UNCLE HOMER, LOOK!LOOK! I WON!WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?NICE JOB, FERN.YOU GREW YOURSELF SOME TOMATO.(SQUEALS AND SNORTS)HEY, WHAT'S WRONG, WILBUR?(SQUEALS)HE MUST HAVE STEPPED ON A BURR OR SOMETHING.(SQUEALS)(BLEATS)(GRUNTS)WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING CARDIGAN?I SOLD HIM TO MR. HIRSCH HERE.SOLD HIM?HE'LL TAKE FINE CARE OF HIM, FERN.(SNORTS AND SQUEALS)WHAT IS WITH THAT HOG?EASY, EASY, BOY.HE DOESN'T WANT CARDIGAN TO GO.THEY'RE FRIENDS, UNCLE HOMER.(GRUNTS)THEY'RE JUST ANIMALS, FERN.THEY DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.NO, THEY'RE FRIENDS, REALLY.UNCLE HOMER, PLEASE.IT'S BUSINESS, HONEY.GOOD LUCK, MR. HIRSCH.(WILBUR SQUEALING, CARDIGAN BLEATING)(ROOSTER CROWS)(COWS MOOING)(ROOSTER CROWS)(MOOING)(CROWS CAWING)(CHICKENS CLUCKING)WILBUR,YOU HAVEN'T EATEN YOUR BREAKFAST.(GULPS)I DON'T, UH, SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THAT.LESS FOR HIM, MORE FOR ME.OH...OH, DO YOU THINK CARDIGAN'S SLEEPING ALL RIGHT?OH, OH! WHAT IF HE'S NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLOPS?OH--AND WHAT IF HIS PIGPEN'S TOO SMALL?I MISS HIM, TOO.WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO SEE HIM, WILBUR?M-ME? YOU MEAN ME?OH, B-BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN OFF THE FARM BEFOREBY MYSELF,AND I DON'T EVEN KNOWHOW TO GET TO THE HIRSCH FARM,AND--AND--YOU'RE A BIG FAT CHICKEN.I HEARD THAT!WELL, WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING,THAT WE CHICKENS ARE COWARDS?OOH, WOW, THAT'S RIDICULOUS!A CHICKEN IS A NOBLE SPECIES,THE BIRD OF KINGS! YEAH. CHICKEN A LA KING. DON'T WORRY, WILBUR.I'M SURE CARDIGAN'S ALL RIGHT.HE PROBABLY LIKES HIS NEW FARM,EVEN IF HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDSOR HIS OWN BED AND HE'S ALL ALONEIN A STRANGE PLACE.OHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT.I'M HIS BEST FRIEND.THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY TO SEE IF HE'S OK.YEAH!WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING?(GRUNTS)OHH!ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? I WAS THINKING.I NEED A PLAN.CHARLOTTE ALWAYS THOUGHT BETTERWHEN SHE WAS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN.SHE SAID IT SENT MORE BLOOD TO THE BRAIN.TRUST ME.YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD.(GASPS)HEY, THAT'S IT!MY PLAN IS...TO FIND A PLAN.I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.WE JUST GO ON A LITTLE TRIPTO SEE CARDIGAN AND MAKE SURE THAT HE'S OK.SOUNDS GOOD, RIGHT?SO--SO THE FIRST PART OF MY PLANIS TO FIND OUT WHERE THE HIRSCH FARM IS.WELL, WELL, WELL.YOU'RE FORTUNATE YOU CAME TO ME.I WAS BORN-BORN-BORN THERE.OH, YOU WERE?WHY, THAT'S WONDERFUL.I'M SO LUCKY.HMM. IT WAS A RED-LETTER DAY-DAY-DAY FOR ME, TOO.CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTIONS?OF COURSE-COURSE-COURSE.IT'S QUITE SIMPLE-SIMPLE-SIMPLE, REALLY.THROUGH-THROUGH-THROUGH THE CORNFIELD,THEN OVER THE CREEK-CREEK-CREEKTHROUGH THE WOODS-WOODS-WOODSTILL YOU COME TO THE ROAD.TURN-TURN-TURN SOUTH BY THE BURNTCOTTONWOOD TREE-TREE-TREE...THEN 5-5-5 MILES DOWN THE ROADAND THERE-THERE-THERE YOU ARE.WOW!SOUNDS KINDA...COMPLICATED.OH, NOT REALLY.IT'S...CLEAR...MOSTLY...SORT OF.IT IS COMPLICATED.WHICH MEANS YOU'VE GOT AN INCREASED RISKOF GETTING LOST. AND IF YOU'RE LOST,YOU'LL PROBABLY STARVE OR GET HURTOR-- DID I MENTION STARVE?OH, BOY.WILBUR, COUNT ME IN.REALLY?WOULDN'T MISS IT.RIGHT, GIRLS?WELL,IF YOU TWO ARE GOING,THEN, WELL, I GUESS, UM...WE'RE STUCK GOING ALONG, TOO.FABULOUS.AW, GREAT!THIS SHOULD BE A ROUSING SUCCESS--THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND.YOU'RE RIGHT, JOY.WE NEED A LEADER,SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN OFF THE FARM TONS OF TIMES.(RAT PACK LAUGHING)UNGRATEFUL RATS!DID YOU HEAR ME?!STOP IT RIGHT NOW!HA HA HA HA!NOW, WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DRAG MYSELFALL THAT WAY TO VISIT A LAMB?TO MAKE SURE CARDIGAN'S ALL RIGHT.WE REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.I WOULD CONSIDER IT A PERSONAL FAVOR.OHHH.YOU EXPECT OLD TEMPLETON TO SAVE YOUR BACON,IS THAT IT? HA.WELL, CARDIGAN'S YOUR PROBLEM.I HAVE ENOUGH HEADACHES OF MY OWN.UHH!STOP IT!OW!STOP IT!OH, BUT, TEMPLETON,YOU KNOW WHERE THE HIRSCH FARM IS.YEAH, SO?UH...WHAT IF I GIVE YOUSOME MORE OF MY BREAKFAST EVERY DAY?I ALREADY GOT DIBS ON ALL YOUR MEALS.GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT.YOU MISSED IT!HA HA! HA HA!BULL'S-EYE!(BOTH LAUGHING)(SNORTS)EEW. GROSS.WELL, I COULD--UM, UH...WELL, WHAT IF I--OH.I...GUESS I COULD BABY-SITYOUR BABY RATS.TEMPTING,BUT FORGET IT.THAT FAR AT NIGHT,YOU HAVE GOT TO BE OUT OF YOUR MIND.(OWLS HOOT)OK, HERE WE GO.OH--WHOA--OH--OH--OH--LOOKING GOOD, WILBUR.OHH.HOW DO WE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY KNOW FOR SURETHAT THE GATE WON'T OPEN?GO FOR IT.RIGHT.(INHALES DEEPLY)OOF!(GRUNTS)WHOA!HA.WHAT DO YOU KNOW?LET'*** THE ROAD, GIRLS.LET'S DO IT.I GUESS THIS MEANS WE'RE REALLY GOING.(BIRDS CALLING)(VOICE SHAKING) I'M NOT SCARED.I'M SO NOT SCARED.(SCREECHING AND FLAPPING)AAH!AAH! IT'S GOT ME!(SQUEALS)OH, MY!OH, MY!OH--OH--I'M GONNA...FAINT...OHH...OHH...UHH!(GRUNTING)UNH!GET OFF YOUR BUTT!TEMPLETON?!YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE HIRSCH FARM LIKE THAT.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?CAN'T A RAT CHANGE HIS MIND?♪ YOU NEEDED MY HELP ♪♪ WHAT ELSE COULD I DO BUT LEND A PAW? ♪COULD IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DOWITH THE FACT THAT YOU REALIZEDWITH WILBUR GONE THERE WON'T BE ANY SLOPS FOR YOU?(STAMMERS)ARE YOU INSINUATINGTHAT I HAVE SELFISH MOTIVES?IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH MY--UH--WILBUR'S FOOD.I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT.SO--AHEM--HOW MANY, UH, BABY-SITTING DAYSARE WE, UH, TALKING ABOUT HERE, WILBUR?(SNORTS)IT'S--IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF NICETRAVELING BY NIGHT.HEH.THE WIND AT OUR BACK...THE--THE MOONLIGHT ABOVE.WHO ARE YOU FOOLING?OK, IT WAS WORTH A TRY.(RUSTLING IN TREES)DONE GABBING?IT'S THIS WAY.(GRUNTS)OH, HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?(GRUNTS)OOH! UHH!DON'T YOU KNOW NOT TO WALK INTO BRAMBLES?YOU GOTTA KEEP STILL.THE MORE YOU MOVE, THE WORSE IT GETS.CAN YOU GET ME OUT?I...MIGHT BE ABLE TO,BUT, UM...(INHALES)OH, 2 MORE WEEKS OF BABY-SITTINGWOULD TURN "MIGHT" INTO "COULD."2 MORE?!HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE STUCK IN THE BRAMBLES.OOH--(GROANS)OOH!FINE!2 MORE WEEKS.JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS.UHHH...(SNAP)UHH!UHH!(GROWLING)(GASPS)(WHIMPERS)(GASPS) WHAT'S THAT?(GROWLING)HEH HEH.I'VE JUST BEEN ALERTED THAT I FORGOTSOMETHING IMPORTANT IN MY BIG PLAN.(STOMACH GROWLS)I THINK I FEEL FAINT.OHH!NO FOOD?!TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.(SNIFFING AND GRUNTING)WAIT A MINUTE.(SNIFFS)WAIT A MINUTE.I SMELL...(SNIFFS) OH, YEAH.I SMELL...BLACKBERRIES!OH!OHH!OH! OH!(CRASH)OHH...OH...HUH?UHH!HUH...(SLURPING)MMM...(SMACKS LIPS)MMM.HONEY, ANYONE?(GIGGLING)WILBUR.HEY!IT'S THE BURNT COTTONWOOD TREE!JUST LIKE GWEN SAID!(PANTING)WE DID IT.WE ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE ROAD.AND NOW ALL WE HAVE TO GOIS 5-5-5 MILES THAT WAY.RIGHT. THAT WAY.UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S THAT-THAT-THAT WAY.UH...THAT WAY?HEADS UP!HEADS UP!(SQUEALS)WHAT'S THAT?!(TIRES SCREECH)(WILBUR SQUEALS)I'LL BET THE FARM WE JUST SAW A WILD PIG.HOPE YOU'RE WRONG, BUD.A FERAL PIG IS BAD NEWS.3 YEARS AGO, ONE TOOK OUT A WHOLE FIELDOF MY SQUASH.EVEN DRAGGED OFF A BABY GOAT.WE BETTER WARN EVERYONE.(SQUEALS)GOSH!OHH! JUST LIKE THAT,I COULD HAVE BEEN FLATTENED,SQUASHED!BACON HASH.ROAD KILL.STOP WITH THE FOOD REFERENCES.I'M STARVING.OHHH.CALM DOWN, WILBUR. IT'S OVER.THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC.JUST A LITTLE BUMP IN THE ROAD.OH!UH, NOW, STRAIGHTEN UP.WE'RE NEARLY TO CARDIGAN'S,AND I'M SURE TEMPLETON KNOWS THE WAY.RIGHT, TEMPLETON?OF COURSE I DO.I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH HIS HEAD ON STRAIGHTIN THIS ENTIRE OUTFIT.BOY, ARE WE IN TROUBLE.(BIRDS CHIRPING)SEE? I TOLD YOUI KNEW WHERE I WAS GOING.(SNIFFING AND SNORTING)(MUNCHING)SNORT SNORT.SNORT SNORT.HEY!PIGS ONLY, LAMBIE PIE.BUT I AM A PIG.IN A LAMBLIKE SORT OF WAY.(GATE SQUEAKS AND CLOSES)CARDIGAN?UH-OH.CAREFUL, BOYS.IT'S THAT WILD PIG WE HEARD ABOUT.D-DON'T GET ANY CLOSER...OR I'LL--I'LL--UHH!CARDIGAN!IT'S ME--WILBUR!SNORT SNORT.WILBUR?SNORT SNORT.HEY, DON'T FORGET US.NELLIE? ARANEA? JOY?(SNORTING)(LAUGHING)SNORT SNORT.(CARDIGAN LAUGHING)1, 2, KAPOW!1, 2, KAPOW!(SNORTING)(LAUGHING)HEY, HEY, HEY!LOWER THE VOLUME, WOULD YA?I'M TRYIN' TO MAKE SOME MILK HERE.SORRY, BESSIE.HI.I'M WILBUR.AND THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.JOY AND ARANEA AND--WHATEVER.JUST KEEP IT DOWN.I DON'T WANT THE QUALITY OF MY MILKTO BE AFFECTEDBECAUSE YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH.GOT IT?(COWBELL JANGLES)NOTHING'S GONNA AFFECT THE QUALITYOF YOUR MILK, BESSIE.IT'S ALWAYS SOUR,LIKE YOUR PERSONALITY.(ALL LAUGHING)YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE NUMBER-ONE COW FOREVER, FLO.I'M WORKIN' ON THE SWEETEST MILKTHIS FARM HAS EVER TASTED.JUST CHEW YOUR CUD ON THAT!BESSIE'S A LITTLE SENSITIVEABOUT HER MILK.I AM NOT SENSITIVE!I'M JUST...ANNOYEDWHEN ANNOYIN' LAMBSAND THEIR ANNOYIN' FRIENDSKEEP YAPPIN' ON AND ON AND ON!OK, OK. DON'T HAVE A COW.I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, WILBUR.YEAH, ME, TOO.OH, ENOUGH WITH THE HEARTSAND VIOLINS ALREADY.WHERE'S BREAKFAST?WE'VE BEEN WALKIN' ALL NIGHT.OH!(SLURPING)YECCH! PTUI! THA--UGH! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MILK?!(COWS LAUGHING)MILK?MMM...THIS IS GOOD.REALLY?Y-YOU MEAN YOU REALLY LIKE IT?ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!OF COURSE IT'S GOOD. IT'S MY MILK.GRADE "A" QUALITY.(SNORTING, SLURPING)MMM. DELICIOUS.(LAUGHING)YEAH, MILK ONLY A SMELLY PIG COULD LIKE.HA HA HA HA.THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.WILBUR'S NOT SMELLY. HE'S MY FRIEND.STUFF IT, FLO!HE'S OBVIOUSLY A PIG WITH GOOD TASTE.(SLURPS)(BURPS)(CHICKENS CLUCKING)I'M GLAD YOU MADE IT IN TIME, WILBUR.IN TIME FOR WHAT?TO SAY GOOD-BYE.IT'S ALL OVER FOR ME.FARMER HIRSCH IS GONNA SPEAR ME.OOH... THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL.WELL, WHY WOULD HE WANT TO DO THAT?MY WOOL.HE THINKS IF HE SPEARS ME,HE CAN SELL MY WOOLTO MAKE SPECIAL SWEATERS OR SOMETHING.CARDIGAN, HE'S GOING TO SHEAR YOU,NOT SPEAR YOU.IT'S--WELL, IT'S LIKE A HAIRCUT.NO KIDDING.BUT I DON'T WANT MY HAIR CUT.DOES IT HURT?DON'T WORRY, CARD. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.I'LL HANG AROUND TILL IT'S OVER.SO, WILFRED, RIGHT?UM, WILBUR.WHATEVER. NOW, COME ON,TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW DELICIOUSMY MILK IS. HA HA!BEST MILK YOU EVER TASTED.AM I RIGHT? COME ON, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.JUST SAY I'M RIGHT.OH, BUZZ OFF, CHARLIE!(GASPS)RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY LEGSAND I STILL CAN'T CATCH ANYTHING!YOU'RE INTO FLIES? WELL, WATCH THIS.(BUZZING)INCOMIN' AT 2 O'CLOCK!YOU KNOW, I COULD LEARN TO LOVE THIS COW.AH, A GLORIOUS MORNING FOR A HUNTWITH THE FINEST OF COMPANIONS--ME.HA HA HA. FARLEY, MY FRIEND,WE ARE LOOKING GOOD TODAY.♪ HOW DELIGHTFUL ♪♪ DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ♪♪ INSIDE THE HENHOUSE THERE ARE DOZENS OF EGGS ♪♪ AND FAT CHICKEN LEGS ♪♪ FOR ME ♪♪ IT'S REALLY ABSOLUTELY FRIGHTFUL ♪♪ HOW EASY IT CAN BE ♪♪ NOW, DID THEY REALLY THINK ♪♪ THAT FENCES AND LOCKS ♪♪ COULD KEEP OUT A FOX ♪♪ LIKE ME? ♪♪ HA! ♪♪ IT'S GREAT TO BE AN INTELLECTUAL ♪♪ YOU KNOW, THERE REALLY ARE SO FEW ♪♪ AND ALL THEIR PLANS ARE INEFFECTUAL ♪♪ AGAINST MY 108 I.Q. ♪♪ NO, IT'S TRUE ♪♪ IN FACT, 108.2, BUT WHO'S COUNTING? ♪HA HA HA HA HA.♪ I'M SURE THAT YOU'LL AGREE ♪♪ THAT ALL THE HENS AND GEESE ♪♪ AND ROOSTERS AND HAWKS ♪♪ ARE DUMB AS AN OX ♪♪ COMPARED TO THIS TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FOX ♪♪ WHO'S CLEVER, WHO'S QUICK ♪♪ WHO THINKS OUT OF THE BOX ♪♪ LIKE ME ♪♪ THE GRACE, THE CHARM, THE LOOKS ♪♪ THE GENIUS AND WIT ♪♪ I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, OH, GOLLY GEE ♪♪ IT'S GOOD TO BE ME ♪♪ IT'S GOOD TO BE ME ♪♪ DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD BE? ♪♪ OH, IT'S GOOD TO BE ME ♪HELLO...MMM...YES.(FIGHTING, SQUAWKING)(BLEATS)IT'S FARLEY! HE'S BACK!FARLEY?OH, THAT FOX IS BIG TROUBLE.DID SOMEBODY SAY FOX?COME ON, WILBUR,GET IN THERE AND SAVE THOSE CHICKENS!ME?IT'S ONLY A FOX.WHAT COULD HE DO TO A BIG OLD PIGLIKE YOU?HOW 'BOUT TURN HIM INTO PORK RINDS?I'M NOT SURE I--WHOA!GO! GO! GO!(SQUAWKING)(GASPS)AAH!GET UP--AHEM-- GET OUT OF HERE.UH, I THINK YOU HAVE ME CONFUSEDWITH THE BIG, BAD WOLF, DEAR BOY.BOO.UHH--UNH!(GASPS) THE HENS!(DOG BARKS)(GASPS)THE WILD PIG!UNH!GET AWAY NOW! YOU BETTER GET AWAY!GIT! GIT! GIT! GIT! GIT!(DOG BARKING)(BARKING, GROWLING)WHERE DID YOU GO, HUH?YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN A-- THAN A GIANT RAT!I THINK I SHOULD BE INSULTED.CONRAD!CONRAD!WH-WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS ABOUT?A WILD PIG BROKE INTO THE HENHOUSEAND GOT ONE OF THE HENS!WILD PIG? ARE YOU SURE?OH, IT WAS HORRIBLE,ALL COVERED IN MUCK AND FOAMING AT THE MOUTHWITH THOSE EVIL, BEADY EYES!THANK GOODNESS I--I RAN IT OFF.I RAN IT OFF, I DID.I'D BETTER CALL THE FELLAS,TELL 'EM TO BRING THEIR DOGS.COAST IS CLEAR.WHAT DID I DO?!EVERYBODY'S MAD AT ME.THEY THINK YOU'RE A WILD PIG ON THE LOOSE.ME, WILD?THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I'M NOT WILD.I'M VERY WELL-MANNERED.DO I SHOVE? NO.DO I SPIT? NEVER.I SAY THANK YOU AND PLEASE.YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER TAKE A GOOD LOOKAT YOURSELF.
Wilbur: LOOK AT MYSELF? OH, BOY. I DO LOOK LIKE A WILD PIG. I GOTTA GET THIS STUFF OFF. OOH. IT'S TOO STICKY.WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
WILBUR?! WILBUR? (WHISTLES) WILBUR? THAT'S FUNNY. HE DIDN'T TOUCH HIS BREAKFAST.UNCLE HOMER! UNCLE HOMER!FERN! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, GIRL?!WILBUR'S GONE, UNCLE HOMER!NOW, DON'T BE SILLY.HE'S PROBABLY SOMEWHERE PIGGIN' OUT IN THE BARNYARD.NO. I CHECKED EVERYWHERE.HE GOT OUT. I KNOW IT!WE HAVE TO LOOK FOR HIM.NOW, IF HE DID GET OUT, HE CAN'T BE FAR.I'LL LOOK INTO IT LATER.RIGHT NOW, I GOTTA ATTEND TO THE CORN.BUT, UNCLE HOMER, SOMETHING'S WRONG.WILBUR WOULD NEVER RUN AWAY.AN ANIMAL'S AN ANIMAL.CAN'T TELL WHAT THEY'RE THINKING.NOW, DON'T WORRY, HONEY.HE'LL TURN UP SOON ENOUGH.I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.OH, HUNTED! IT'S JUST LIKE MY NIGHTMARE.SOON THERE'LL BE FORKS AND KNIVESCHASING ME ACROSS THE TABLE.HEY, BETTER YOU THAN ME.NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.BUT I CAN'T LEAVE CARDIGAN.I PROMISED!FINE, FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY.STAY HERE AND YOU'LL BE SLICED, DICED,AND SERVED WITH RICE.BUT IT WAS FARLEY WHO TOOK THE HEN, NOT ME!YOU KNOW THAT, AND I KNOW THAT,BUT WHO TELLS FARMER HIRSCH THAT?WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW!NELLIE! NELLIE, YOU COULD DO IT--YOU AND YOUR SISTERS.OF COURSE WE COULD. NO PROBLEM.UM...HOW?WRITE A MESSAGE IN YOUR WEB LIKE CHARLOTTE USED TO.I LOVE IT!DO YOU WANT HANDWRITING? UNDERLINED? ITALICIZED?I'LL SETTLE FOR LEGIBLE, THANKS.YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, GIRLS.YEAH. WE'RE GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT.NOW I CAN STAY TILL YOUR WOOL IS SHORN.SO, UM, ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO SPELL "FOX"?♪ COME ON, GIRLS, WE CAN DO IT ♪♪ WE CAN SPIN A WEB THE WAY OUR MOTHER DID ♪GET SERIOUS, NELLIE.♪ COME ON, GIRLS, NOTHING TO IT ♪♪ AFTER ALL, EACH ONE OF US IS CHARLOTTE'S KID ♪♪ MAYBE THIS WILL BE MY CHANCE TO FINALLY GET IT RIGHT ♪♪ I'M GONNA TRY WITH ALL MY MIGHT ♪♪ ARE YOU NUTS?! ♪♪ YOU KNOW YOU'VE NEVER EVEN CAUGHT A FLY ♪♪ BUT I CAN STILL TRY ♪♪ COME ON, GIRLS, NO MORE FUSSING ♪♪ WILBUR NEEDS OUR HELP ♪♪ THERE'S NOWHERE HE CAN HIDE ♪IF WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM, HE'S IN REAL TROUBLE.♪ I'M READY, LET ME AT IT ♪♪ WE CAN BE A TEAM A-WORKING SIDE BY SIDE ♪♪ WHAT WE NEED IS JUST A LITTLE MIRACLE, THAT'S ALL ♪THIS IS GONNA BE SOME BALL.♪ DON'T GIVE UP ♪♪ IF CHARLOTTE DID IT ♪♪ MAYBE WE CAN, TOO ♪♪ WE'VE GOT TO SEE IT THROUGH ♪♪ WE CAN BUILD IT STRONG ♪♪ WE CAN BUILD IT TIGHT ♪WE'LL BE SPINNING THROUGH THE NIGHT.♪ WHAT IF IT'S ALL WRONG? ♪DON'T LOOK AT ME.♪ WE GOT TO TRY NOW, JUST US THREE ♪♪ YOU AND YOU AND ME ♪♪ COME ON, GIRLS, PULL TOGETHER ♪♪ WE CAN SPIN A MESSAGE JUST LIKE CHARLOTTE DID ♪YOU KNOW, I THINK WE CAN REALLY MAKE IT HAPPEN.All: ♪ WE'RE A TEAM NOW ♪♪ WE CAN DO IT ♪♪ IF WE PUT OUR HEARTS INTO IT ♪♪ WE CAN SPIN IT JUST LIKE CHARLOTTE DID ♪♪ 'CAUSE EACH OF US IS CHARLOTTE'S KID ♪(ROOSTER CROWS)(ROOSTER CROWS)OOH! THE WEB!UH...UH...UH.UH, WHERE IS IT?NOW, DON'T PANIC.IT'S STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS.BUT I DON'T SEE ANY WORDS.THAT'S THE PART THAT'S STILL IN PROGRESS.FACE IT, NELLIE. WE'VE BEEN SPINNING ALL NIGHT.WE CAN'T DO IT.IT'S JUST A LITTLE HARDER THAN WE EXPECTED.ALONG THE LINES OF HOPELESS.I GUESS OUR MOM REALLY WAS SPECIAL.(DOG BARKS)THEY'RE COMING!HIDE, WILBUR, HIDE!(WHIMPERING)YEAH!THINK SWEET AND CREAMY,WHITE AND FROTHY...SWEET AND CREAMY...WHITE AND FROTHY.OK, BESSIE, GIRL,LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE FOR ME TODAY.(SNIFFS)(ARF)(SNIFFS)WHAT IF SHE FINDS WILBUR?Nellie: NOT A CHANCE. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.I HOPE.OH, BESSIE!ANOTHER BATCH OF SOUR CREAM?(SNIFFING)(HOWLING)WAIT, WAIT! SHH! SHH!YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!(BARKING)OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!AND WE HAVE LIFT-OFF!SHH! CALM DOWN, MOTORMOUTH.AAH!UH-OH!HERE WE GO AGAIN.WHOA! OOF!(DOG BARKING)BESSIE!WELL, NO POINT IN CRYIN' OVER THAT SPILLED MILK.COME ON, BUTTON. YOU NEED A BATH.IT'S THE WILD PIG!BUTTON!OH, MY GOODNESS.DON'T GET TOO CLOSE!(BARKING)(SQUEALING)COME IN, CONRAD!COME IN! COME IN!WILBER NEEDS HELP.WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!CONRAD, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!WHAT'S WRONG, SALLY?THE WILD PIG, HE'S BACK!I'M ON MY WAY!RUN, WILBUR, BEFORE THE FARMERS COME!I'M SORRY, CARDIGAN!BYE, WILBUR.FENCED?! HOW DARE THEY?!NO!Cardigan: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.(FARLEY SNARLS)Cardigan: BE CAREFUL!MUTTON:THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT.STAY LOW! WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE US.WHEN I GET HOME, I'M GONNA SLEEP FOR A MONTH!NOT WITH YOUR LITTLE BRATS RUNNING AROUND.(PANTING) THEY WON'T BE MY PROBLEM.THEY'LL BE WILBUR'S.Cardigan: WILBUR! AAH!CARDIGAN!(PANTING)HEY! HOME'S THIS WAY!CONRAD!IN THE BARN! HURRY! HURRY!Conrad: NO LAMB. THE PIG GOT HIM.THIS PIG HAS GOT TO BE STOPPED!(GROWLING)YOU BETTER GET LOST, WILBUR.CAN'T YOU HEAR THE MEAN TEAM?FARMER HIRSCH IS GONNA LET 'EM OUT!(PANTING) WHERE'S CARDIGAN, BESSIE?FARLEY GOT HIM.OH! I THINK I'M GONNA--NO, NO. THIS IS NO TIME TO FAINT.BOY, I WISH CHARLOTTE WERE HERE.WHY'D YOU DO THIS FOR ME, CHARLOTTE?BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN MY FRIEND,AND FRIENDSHIP IS A TREMENDOUS THING.I'M GOING AFTER CARDIGAN!HE'S MY FRIEND!ARE YOU CRAZY OR ARE YOU CRAZY?MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME.WELL? WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEIN' OUT TO LUNCH MYSELF,SO, HA HA, COUNT ME IN.TEMPLETON!WHAT? YOU DIDN'T THINKYOU WERE GONNA LEAVE ME BEHIND?WHAT'S THE CATCH, TEMPLETON?HOW MUCH IS IT GONNA COST ME?I'VE LOST A CARTLOAD OF COUSINS TO FOXES.THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.OK, FALL IN.(SNORTING)(SQUEALS) GOT HIM!(WHISTLES)WILBUR! WILBUR!LAMB CHOPS.ALWAYS TENDER.STAY AWAY!LEAVE ME ALONE!OH, REALLY, NOW,WHAT KIND OF HOST WOULD THAT MAKE METO IGNORE MY GUEST?LET ME SHOW YOU MY--HOW SHALL I PUT THIS--HOSPITALITY.(GROWLING)1, 2, KAPOW!PIG POWER!(GRUNTING)NO! AAH!(SNARLING)LET'S GET HIM, BOYS.(DOGS HOWLING)(SNIFFING)Man: PIG TRACKS. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.GOT YOUR NEW LAMB, HUH?AND A HEN YESTERDAY.EVEN MY COW'S GONE MISSING.OK, BOYS. HE'S ALL YOURS.(DOGS HOWLING)I THINK WE'RE CLOSE.HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. (SNIFFS)OH, YEAH. CLOSER.CLOSE, YES.HERE HE IS.I THINK HE'S...Templeton: END OF THE LINE.OK, I AM GOING IN AFTER HIM.HE IS GONNA ANSWER TO ME.1, 2, 3, AND I'D LAY HIM OUT COLD.YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALTZ INTO HIS DENAND LAY OUT A HUNGRY FOX WITH SHARP TEETH?NO. WILBUR IS.I'M TOO BIG. I'D NEVER FIT.HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT DOWN THERE?HERE'S THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE.YA CAN'T!AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.AH. THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY.IF CHARLOTTE WERE HERE,SHE'D BE LOOKING DOWN FROM HER WEBAND TELLING ME, "THINK, WILBUR. THINK."(GROANS)CHARLOTTE'S WEB.YEAH!(DOGS HOWLING)(GASPS)DID YOU HEAR THAT?WHO DIDN'T?THE WHOLE OPERATION'S GOING TO THE DOGS.THEY'RE COMING AFTER ME.WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH.(HOWLING)WILBUR!(WHISTLES)THE HIRSCH FARM?WAIT A MINUTE.THAT'S WHERE CARDIGAN IS.I WONDER...THAT'S IT.JUST RELAX.THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.HUH? WHAT?BESSIE, WE'RE READY!OH, JUST WHEN I GOT A GOOD BEAT GOING.WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?UNH.HELLO.A LITTLE APPETIZER.HMM. MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.(PANTING)(FRUSTRATED GROWL)(FRIGHTENED MUTTERING)GO! GO! GO, BESSIE!THIS ISN'T DOING A THING FOR MY MILK PRODUCTION!HERE THEY COME!GET MOVING!WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!AAH! AAH!IT'S NOT BAD FOR A PIG WEB.IT'S BETTER THAN MINE.WELL, THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH.CHARLOTTE'S COUSINCAUGHT A FISH IN HER WEB, SO I THOUGHT,"HEY, WHY NOT CATCH A FOX IN OUR WEB?"(PANTING) THIS CLOSE.I COULD FEEL HIMBREATHING DOWN MY NECK.I THINK I LOST A CHUNK OF MY TAIL.I WAS GOOD, WASN'T I?IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING.CARDIGAN!CARDIGAN!CARDIGAN, ARE YOU OK?I KNEW YOU'D COME, WILBUR.(OINKING)(DOGS HOWLING)(GASPS)THERE HE IS!DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!(DOGS HOWLING, BARKING)(GASPS)WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING,ANYTHING.IF ONLY FARMER ZUCKERMAN KNEW THE REAL STORY.EXACTLY, AND WE HAVE TO CLUE HIM IN.PUT THE SPINNERETTES IN OVERDRIVE, GIRLS.THIS TIME, WE'RE GONNA GET IT RIGHT.GET UP, WILBUR!FLEABAGS AT 4 O'CLOCK!(YELPS)PRE-LOADING.BA-DA BOOM, BA-DA BING.RUN, WILBUR! RUN!Zuckerman: GOT HIM!LOOK. UP THERE.Zuckerman: "FOX"? ARE WE SEEING THINGS?ONLY TIME I EVER SAW WRITING LIKE THATWAS WITH MY PIG WILBUR.WAIT A MINUTE.(WHISTLES)(SQUEALS)(DOGS GROWLING)WILBUR, IS THAT YOU?FERN SAID YOU GOT OUT.WELL, THIS IS ONE FOR THE BOOKS.DAD! UNCLE HOMER!WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! DON'T!OH, WILBUR. OH, ARE YOU OK?YOU ARE SUCH A MESS. I JUST DON'T GET IT.IF THERE'S NO WILD PIG,WHO STOLE MY LIVESTOCK? Zuckerman: WELL, THE MESSAGE READS "FOX."GOSH. IT REALLY IS A FOX.WE DID IT! WE ARE SO GOOD.JUST LIKE OUR MOM.GET ME OUT OF HERE!OH, THIS IS TOO EMBARRASSING.I WAS SO EXCITED, I FORGOT TO OIL MY LEGS.WELL, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, ARANEA.YOU FINALLY CAUGHT SOMETHINGIN YOUR WEB.I DID!(LAUGHS) I GOTTA SAYI DO HAVE A MIRACLE PIG.HE CAUGHT A FOX AND SAVED A LAMB.A MIGHTY BRAVE HOG.YOU CAME ALL THE WAY HERETO BE WITH YOUR FRIEND CARDIGAN, DIDN'T YOU?HARD TO BELIEVE.BUT IT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.YUP, GUESS IT DOES.PLEASE, UNCLE HOMER,PROMISE TO BRING WILBUR BACK TO VISIT CARDIGAN.PROMISE?YOU KNOW, FERN,YOU'VE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG.SEEMS TO MEYOU HAVE YOURSELF A WAY WITH ANIMALS.I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT NONETO GO ALONG WITH YA.OINK OINK.(GIGGLES)I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A HORSE.(NEIGHS)HEY, I HEARD THAT.(LAUGHING)OINK OINK.OINK OINK.(LAUGHS)(LAUGHING)WAIT TILL EVERYBODY BACK HOME HEARS ABOUT TODAY.THEY WON'T BELIEVE IT.IT WAS A NEW WILBUR. ALL PIG, ALL ACTION.YOU'RE A REAL HERO.YOU'RE THE BRAVEST PIG IN THE WORLD.ME? BRAVE?I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD FRIEND.I'M GONNA MISS YOU, WILBUR.I HATE LEAVING YOU HERE ALL ALONE.WHAT AM I, COTTAGE CHEESE?JOY AND I ARE STAYING HERE TOO, WILBUR--WITH CARDIGAN.REALLY?WE'VE HAD ENOUGH ADVENTURESFOR A LIFETIME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.WHAT DO YOU KNOW?GUESS I'LL HAVE MORE FRIENDS TO VISITWHEN I COME BACK.WELL, THAT MIGHT NOT BE RIGHT AWAY.HUH?I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOUR HANDS FULLWHEN YOU GET BACK HOME.(RAT PACK LAUGHING)STOP THAT, NOW.THAT TICKLES. (GIGGLES)HEY, WATCH THIS!(TARZAN YELL)TEMPLETON, THERE YOU ARE.WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!A DEAL'S A DEAL, WILBUR.(RAT PACK LAUGHING)UGH. HENRIETTA, WHAT DID I SAY? NO JUMPING.WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?OH, NO. RALPHIE? RALPHIE? OH!TEMPLETON!
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