SpongeBob's Defbed (Feat. Felix the Cat)

Transcript
== Characters ==
* (Felix dives right down in his scuba gear and stops right by the hospital entrance. He goes right inside and signs in to the receptionist fish to visit SpongeBob SquarePants.)
* (Transitions to a patient room with Felix opening the door to see SpongeBob SquarePants, in a hospital bed, surrounded by his teammates: Gary the Snail, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Sandy Cheeks, Sheldon J. Plankton, Mrs. Puff and Rocko Rama (from Rocko's Modern Life). Then Felix closes the door silently while some SpongeBob SquarePants DVDs are on the table side.)
* (The sound of a heart monitor's heard just as Felix walks right over to the comatose SpongeBob SquarePants.)
* (Sandy Cheeks puts on her martial arts karate gloves and does a martial arts karate shout, Sandy Cheeks tears up slightly and Rocko Rama gives her a tissue.)
* (SpongeBob SquarePants begins stirring a bit.)
* Sandy (off-screen): "SpongeBob?"
* (Then, SpongeBob SquarePants slowly opens his eyes, seeing everybody cheerful and overjoyed that he's alright.)
* (Then, a tweet message is heard, Patrick Star goes to check his smart phone, revealing that Nickelodeon announces a new SpongeBob season!!, which causes SpongeBob SquarePants to pass away instantly from the message with the sound of flatlining.)
* Sandy (off-screen): "SpongeBob?"
* Sandy: "No... no... SPONGEBOB!"
* (Felix opens his magic bag and two jellyfishes swim right out of it and Sandy Cheeks catches them and shocks SpongeBob SquarePants back to life with them three times, but to no avail.)
* (Felix realizes nothing's happening 'til he realizes that he can revive SpongeBob SquarePants with SpongeBob SquarePants' Bikini Bottom driver's licenese, but right before he does anything to do so, Squidward Tentacles grabs his right shoulder and shakes his head left and right to tell him not to use his magic to revive SpongeBob SquarePants.)
* (Mr. Krabs is sobbing wildly 'til another tweet message is heard.)
* Mr. Krabs: "Huh?"
* (Mr. Krabs takes out his smart phone.)
* Mr. Krabs: "Oh..."
* (Mr. Krabs shows Felix, Squidward Tentacles and Mrs. Puff the tweet message.)
* Mr. Krabs: "Look!"
* (Sandy Cheeks is sobbing heavily near SpongeBob SquarePants' hospital bed.)
* Mr. Krabs: "Look at this!"
* (Sandy Cheeks stops sobbing a bit.)
* (The tweet message reads: Stephen Hillenburg returns to work on SpongeBob series.)
* (Sandy Cheeks is still sobbing a bit.)
* Sandy: (Gasps In Amazement)
* (SpongeBob SquarePants' mouth moves up and down and he's fully awake and alive.)
* SpongeBob: "AHHHHHHHHHH!"
* (SpongeBob SquarePants leaps right outta his hospital bed and laughs a bit in excitement.)
* (SpongeBob SquarePants lands right back on his hospital bed.)
* Sandy: "SpongeBob!"
* (SpongeBob SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks snuggle up with one another and laugh a bit.)
* (Felix snuggles up with Squidward Tentacles, but Squidward Tentacles refuses to do so.)
* (Gary is about to cry tear drops of joy and excitement.)
* (Mr. Krabs is smiling and chuckling while dollar bill signs appear in his eyes.)
* (Sheldon J. Plankton is tearing up slightly.)
* (Mrs. Puff and Rocko Rama are laughing a bit in excitement.)
* (Another tweet message is heard.)
* (SpongeBob SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks are still laughing a bit and they all stare at Patrick Star who's got his smart phone outta his right pocket.)
* (The tweet message reads: Bikini Pizza on it.)
* Patrick: "Oh, it's just my pizza delivery."
* (Patrick Star exits SpongeBob SquarePants' hospital room.)
* (SpongeBob SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks are still laughing a bit.)
* (Mrs. Puff wipes the sweat away from her forehead.)
* (Felix opens his magic bag and a record player emerges right from it and an instrumental version of The F.U.N. Song begins playing on it and SpongeBob SquarePants is amazed to see the jellyfish flying right above him.)
* (Rocko Rama is laughing a bit in excitement.)
* (Squidward Tentacles is just standing there in silence.)
* (SpongeBob SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks are both laughing a bit in excitement.)
* (Another tweet message is heard, Mr. Krabs takes out his smart phone and realizes something unexpected just happened and becomes shocked and horrified and runs around sobbing wildly.)
* (Sheldon J. Plankton is about to make a run for it and Mr. Krabs' smart phone lands right on him and the tweet message reads: Stephen Hillenburg can no longer work on SpongeBob.)
* (Sheldon J. Plankton grunts a bit and gets himself out from underneath Mr. Krabs' smart phone.)
* (SpongeBob SquarePants begins shriveling up a bit and he's about to close his eyes any single minute now.)
* (SpongeBob SquarePants' teammates are looking right at him just as SpongeBob SquarePants lies right back down on his hospital bed and has flashback memories of Patrick Star, Pearl Krabs, his fry cook job at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs, Mermaid Man, Handsome Squidward, Sandy Cheeks, the Flying Dutchman, Evelyn, Flats, Mrs. Puff, Larry, Sandy Cheeks' treedome, Karen Plankton, Sheldon J. Plankton, DoodleBob, Patrick Star's house, Bubble Buddy, Squidward Tentacles, Harold (SpongeBob SquarePants' father), Margaret SquarePants (SpongeBob SquarePants' mother), his singing performance of Sweet Victory in the season 2 episode: Band Geeks, Jellyfish Fields, Fred and Gary.)
* (Sandy Cheeks is tearing up slightly again and her helmet is filling up with tear drop water.)
* SpongeBob: "Thank... you..."
* (SpongeBob SquarePants closes his eyes and passes away slowly.)
* (Squidward Tentacles tears up slightly and breaks down sobbing wildly.)
* Plankton: (Sobbing Wildly)
* (Gary is also sobbing and meowing wildly and Mr. Krabs is also sobbing wildly along with him.)
* Mrs. Puff: (Sobbing Heavily)
* (Rocko Rama is tearing up slightly.)
* (Felix is also tearing up slightly.)
* (Patrick Star returns to SpongeBob SquarePants' hospital room with his pizza order.)
* Patrick: "Who wants pizza?"
* (Gary, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Sandy Cheeks, Sheldon J. Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Rocko Rama and Felix are all sobbing heavily and too busy to notice Patrick Star with his pizza order.)
* Patrick: "Huh?"
* (Patrick Star opens his pizza box and finds some pizza toppings on it.)
* Patrick: "I'm pretty sure there's no pineapple."
* (Sandy Cheeks is sobbing heavily on SpongeBob SquarePants' hospital bed and SpongeBob SquarePants' spatula drops right down on the hospital floor and it fades to a black screen.)
* Mr. Krabs (off-screen): "SPONGEBOY, ME BOOOOOOB!!!!!!"
* R.I.P SpongeBob SquarePants
* (A memorial dedication reads: R.I.P. Stephen Hillenburg (August 21, 1961-November 26,2018) on it.)