ZCN 8/10/2422: Breaking News: Epic

This is a Zaphira City News publication from 8/10/2422.
== Breaking News Report: Epic ==
This is 3P1C, bringing you epic news about what goes on in our city. On this epic menu is the waterfront district is still wacky with those zombies but it seems the forces that have been holding them back is now on a coordinated attack. We advise to stay clear from the area. 
Giant walking fish, green undead, robots from the Purple Lotus and canine looking robots have pushed together in a fury of teeth, metal and gunfire. Even the weather wants some of the action as it seems a giant storm is making its way to the Waterfront. Eyewitnesses pointed out the Councilmen in district zero has ordered his security force to put out lightning rods. Perhaps to absorb the storm? We reached out for comment but like every time, no answer.
Those who are still within the waterfront of nearby, we recommend find shelter. The Market district has opened its doors despite still recovering from the war a year ago with those Holy folk as well as garden district. A group known as Simple Gift has reached out to us to let you know that shelter is there for you and please seek them out.
That will be all for now, please have a E-E-E-EPIC evening. 3P1C, signing out.
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