Deadpool the Duck

Deadpool the Duck is a fusion between Howard the Duck and Deadpool that is also a rich businessman who owns the ChatGPT company.
== Backstory ==
One day, Anonymous was bored so he decided to kidnap Deadpool and Howard the Duck, and then made a fusion out of them in the WaMachine! How stupid right? Well he made Deadpool the Duck his slave shortly after and released/unkidnapped Deadpool and Howard the Duck. He would make Deadpool the Duck do his bidding, cut his toenails, and all other kinds of weird things you'd expect from a weird unknown person. That guy probably has a duck fetish considering he made Deadpool the Duck do some other weird things.
But then Deadpool the Duck escaped! He grabbed and stole some motors and car parts and built a rocket and ZOOMED to the Mushroom Kingdom. After he landed, he didn't know what to do. He didn't have any money, so he couldn't buy whatever he needed. He decided to go to the local library and access the internet. He was researching ways to get money, and found a list of options:
* Steal money
* Get a job
* Make a company and sell stuff
* Act like you're homeless and get money from sympathetic people on the street
* Spawn money out of nowhere using magic
Using this new information, he felt better and less nervous about living in the UnWorld. Deadpool the Duck mainly considered the first 3 options, since he doesn't have magic. After a long 15 minutes of sitting on the ground in some random forest in the Mushroom Kingdom, he came to a decision...
He decided he would do the first 2. From that point on, everyday, he would rob banks, threaten to kill people if they didn't empty their wallets, and go to his 9-5 job working at McDonalds. Using this source of income, he bought an apartment, food, and wifi so he doesn't need to go to the library anymore. But while comitting crimes, he realized he never gets caught and is so stealthy. After realizing that, he decided to become a hitman and profit even more. However, he wondered why he was like that, so then he Googled his first name out of curiosity.
He found out that he's not the only person with the name Deadpool that has a red and black suit. While researching, he found a Twitter post from him proving he is a fusion clone:Some weirdo kidnapped me, put me in a van, and cloned me with a duck. I beat his ass afterwards tho. - Wade Wilson (Deadpool) Deadpool the Duck was very suprised when finding this out. He then figured out that he gets his ninja-like skills and abilities like immortality from Deadpool, especially his knowledge of guns and gun skills. He also found out he was cloned with Howard the Duck, and he found out that he gets his Mr. Krabs-like obsession with money from him.
With this newly-discovered info, Deadpool the Duck decided to use his abilities to the max. Remember the third way of making money he found on the web? "Make a company and sell stuff". He researched types of companies and different companies, and decided he would make his own; an Artificial Idiocy company. He would then call it ChatGPT. His company made millions of UnDollars 5 hours after releasing. Many kids in UnSchool like to use it to cheat on homework and other assignments.
After he made millions of dollars, he decided to read the news and catch up on the world, which he had only done slightly before, when he accessed the internet at both a library and home. He decided to get protection other than himself and his guns. He called the Straw Hat Pirates on his phone, and asked if they would be his allies. He said that he would pay $500,000 for them to be his allies. They accepted, and in return, they became business partners. 
== Abilities ==
* Shooting
* Uppercut 'n' kick - punches the victims jaw up (uppercuts) and then kicks their chest.
* Stupid! - throws a grenade up into the air, killing anyone within a 10 mile radius.
* Respawn - he almost never uses this, but in the times he does die, he uses this.
* M***********! - this is when he violently kills someone, by shooting them, stabbing them, and then punching them. He rarely ever uses this, but he did use this on the anonymous person for enslaving him, so he got his revenge.
== Trivia ==
* He dislikes the public school system so he wants kids to cheat in school.
* He is sexually traumatized from his experiences as a slave.
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Category:Gunners
Category:Ducks
Category:Rich guys
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Category:Business owners