You're Dead? Wow!

If you're watching this, you've made it another week without dying. You have good luck, unlike these losers: An accountant who threw himself out, a construction worker who thought he could escape the challenge, a maniac whose loose ends got tied up, an addict who couldn't stay off the "stuff", an evil scientist whose plan blew up in his face, and a phony leader who took the long way home. You still there? If you are, welcome to the next episode of 1000 WAYS TO DIE!
AIRED ON: JANUARY 29, 2022
Death #	Event Name 	Date Of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
271 	Addict-Dead (aka Oh! D!)	March 30, 2005 	Scranton, Pennsylvania	A drug addict, who committed a string of murders to feed his addiction, hides out in a haunted house. After taking a certain drug, he sees multiple things, and gets jumpscared by a bloody knife. He then dies of a heart attack due to the jumpscare and a massive amount of drug intake.
932 	Worked Out 	September 20, 1994	Sarasota, Florida 	A construction worker gets a call from his boss saying that a house needs to be built for him, his wife, and his children. He takes on the job, though he is inexperienced. When he finishes, he forgets about a brick on top of his boss's house roof. The brick falls and hits the construction worker on the head with a force so great, he dies of a brain hemorrhage.
772 	Pho-knead 	January 17, 2007 	Geona, Italy 	A murderer, disguised as a leader, tries to make people believe that he has changed his evil ways and will never go back to his old ways, which he lies about. During the night, he walks home and trips over a wire, which was a trap. When the trap activates, the phony leader is pushed forward into a tree, which is riddled with knives. He dies from cardiogenic shock due to a knife hitting his heart.
410 	Money Heaved 	November 4, 1999 	Valencia, Spain 	An accountant, who had worked in the bank industry for 5 years, decides to retire from his job, so he gives his boss a two-week notice, and the boss declines. After a failed attempt to retire, he tries to break into a safe, but questions if it's a good idea. He breaks into the safe, and successfully steals the money, but he slips and falls, flying into a glass door, breaking it, which kills him instantaneously.
693 	Cray-zzt! 	April 27, 2003 	Rock Springs, Wyoming 	A mentally unstable man is put in an asylum for the insane. After watching an episode on TV, he decides to try and copy the painful moment. He grabs a fork and sticks it in a nearby outlet. The outlet, which was extremely dangerous because of the high amount of volts that go through the outlet, shocks the man, putting him in critical condition. The man dies 2 weeks later of post electric shock.
370 	Scien-pissed 	August 11, 2008 	Kailua-Kona, Hawaii 	A scientist, who is known for murdering numerous people because of his inventions, makes an invention that will kill people in sight of it. Unfortunately, the scientist steps in front of the machine and the machine dismantles him, causing him to die of exsanguination.
543 	Half-cast 	December 3, 2009 	French Lick, Indiana 	A man dies after wrapping a cast too tight around his leg.