The Underground Root Beer Bar

The Underground Root Beer Bar is the second story of the seventh episode of Team Pahkitew: Digimon Adventure. Its sister story is This is the Pits!.
== Summary ==
Shoutmon takes Team Pahkitew to the underground root beer bar, which she goes to when she needs alone time.
== Plot ==
The episode opens with Team Pahkitew playing red light, green light with Jasmine being the stoplight. After Sky manages to reach Jasmine, the computer lights up, meaning that the Digimon need Team Pahkitew in the Digital World. They go to the computer and turn on their Digivices, going to DigiWorld.
Meanwhile, the Digimon are discussing about the Digimon Underground Root Beer Bar. Team Pahkitew arrives and the Digimon give them a big hug. Afterwards, Shoutmon tells them that they're just in time to go to the bar. Ella thinks Shoutmon means an actual bar, but the dragoness tells them that she's referring to the underground root beer bar, the most popular root beer bar in DigiWorld. Team Pahkitew refuses to believe her, so Shoutmon and the other Digimon take them to the underground and Shoutmon gets them in after confirming that she's at the bar to see Ponchomon, the owner of the underground root beer bar.
== Quotes ==
(The episode opens with Team Pahkitew playing red light, green light with Jasmine being the stoplight. After Sky manages to reach Jasmine, the computer lights up.)
Sky and Jasmine: Hey, everybody! Our Digimon friends need us again!
Ella: (pops out of nowhere) JINX!
(Sky and Jasmine get startled they fall down off-screen. They are then seen on their butt.)
Ella: But seriously, guys, let's go!
(They go to the computer and turn on their Digivices, going to DigiWorld.)
----(Meanwhile, the Digimon are discussing about the Digimon Underground Root Beer Bar. Team Pahkitew arrives and the Digimon give them a big hug. Afterwards, Shoutmon tells them that they're just in time to go to the bar.)
Ella: Um, pardon me, but I don't think we should be in a bar. We're not even 21 years old.
Shoutmon: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about any old generic bar. I'm talking about the underground root beer bar! It's the most popular root beer bar in the Digital World.
Shawn: A root beer bar underground?
Dave: Shoutmon, that does NOT exist!
Shoutmon: You don't believe me. (to the other Digimon) Let's show them!
(The Digimon take Team Pahkitew to an underground passageway and come across a door)
Shoutmon: Watch this!
(Shoutmon knocks on the door and a Peckmon peeks out)
Peckmon: Nobody's home!
Shoutmon: Relax. I'm here to see Ponchomon.
Peckmon: Shoutmon?
Shoutmon: Yep. Sup, Peckmon!
Peckmon: It's been so long! You haven't changed a bit.
(Team Pahkitew is speechless. Peckmon notices them)
Peckmon: Shoutmon, who are they?
Shoutmon: This is Team Pahkitew. They're our special human friends.
Peckmon: Human friends?! Yeehaw! I haven't seen human friends in over 20 years! Come on in!
(Team Pahkitew and their Digimon friends enter and some Digimon say hello to Shoutmon.)
Knightmon: Shoutmon, good to see ya!
Shoutmon: Hehehe! Shiny armored as always, Knightmon.
Chuumon: Shoutmon, my friend!
Shoutmon: Chuumon, my favorite mouse!
(Team Pahkitew is shocked by the Digimon noticing Shoutmon)
Shawn: Shoutmon, you know those guys?
Shoutmon: I sure do!
(The gang reaches the counter and they all sit. Shoutmon then winks at her friends and whistles.)
Ponchomon: Ah, Shoutmon! You came back!
Shoutmon: Ponchomon, my favorite cactus dude!
(Team Pahkitew is seen with their jaws dropped)
Shoutmon: Oh! Ponchomon, these are my human friends Team Pahkitew.
Ponchomon: (gasps) Human friends?! YES! I haven't seen humans in here since, well, ever! Here's twenty-eight glasses of root beer, on the house!
(Ponchomon gives the gang the root beer)
Shoutmon: Thanks my good man!
Ella: Yeah. Thanks a lot. We're Team Pahkitew. I'm Ella.
----(As the gang enters the VIP room, five Digimon notice Shoutmon and run over to her)
Renamon, Tobucatmon, Leomon, AeroVeedramon and Xiquemon: SHOUTMON!
Shoutmon: It's my college friends, Xiquemon, AeroVeedramon, Leomon, Tobucatmon and Renamon!
(The five of them pounce on Shoutmon and hug her as Team Pahkitew looks in surprise)
----Shoutmon: I missed all of ya so much!
AeroVeedramon: Same with us, kid!
(Tobucatmon starts licking Shoutmon's cheek)
Shoutmon: (giggles) Tobucatmon, I know you missed me, but I don't taste like cherries! I taste like strawberries!
(Shoutmon notices that she forgot to introduce Team Pahkitew)
Shoutmon: Oh, right! I'd like you all to meet my human friends, Team Pahkitew!
(Renamon, Tobucatmon, Leomon, AeroVeedramon and Xiquemon look at Team Pahkitew, curious. Some of Team Pahkitew is so startled that Dave jumps into Sky's arms like Scooby-Doo)
Dave: Don't eat us or anything!
Ella: (smiles nervously) Um... I'm Ella.
(The five Digimon smile and hug Team Pahkitew like they did to Shoutmon)
Shoutmon: Hahaha! They like ya already!
(Shoutmon suddenly feels a tickle in her foot)
Shoutmon: Hmm? (Laughs) What's doing that?
(Shoutmon turns and sees Opossummon. She gasps in surprise and then smirked)
Shoutmon: (pulling out her microphone) Big mistake, dude!
(Screaming like a little girl, Opossummon tries to run away, but Shoutmon uses Fiery Fastball on him, knocking him to the wall)
Shoutmon: Another successful hit, another twenty DigiBytes ya owe me!
Opossummon: Aww man! I thought I could outrun ya this time!
(Opossummon gives Shoutmon the twenty DigiBytes and she snickers)
Shoutmon: Anyway, Team Pahkitew, this is Opossummon. He loves to tickle my feet, but every time he doesn't outrun my Fiery Fastball, he owes me 20 DigiBytes. 
Opossummon: Which sucks!!!
Shoutmon: Not my fault, buddy. It's yours.
(She puts the DigiBytes in her pouch)