Spike and the Mystery Team

Based on a YouTube video of a Josie and the Pussycats type cartoon that didn't make it, Spike and the group find themselves against monsters and mysteries
== Script ==
(We open on the Canterlot Mystery Solvers in their music festival clothes leaving a concert)
Rarity:My that was a terrific concert.
Sci-Twi:I'll say.
Flash:Who's up for a trip to Sugarcube Corner?
Pinkie Pie:I am!
Applejack:Now we know that was gonna come out.
Rainbow Dash:Yeah, you're always ready for Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie:I love it there.
(A white cloaked ghost with a green face and green hands appears)
Concert Creep:I am the Concert Creep. Booga, booga, booga! Leave my resting grounds now.
(Spike notices a crank and goes over to it and realizes that it is what's holding the ghost and he touches the lock and it releases the cables holding the ghost and it causes him to fall on the ground)
Spike:This guy's no ghost. He's a normal person in a costume. We've done it a lot of times before. We've caught frauds in masks bunches of times.
Fluttershy:But who is it?
(Sandalwood unmasks it revealing a man)
Gang:The concert stadium owner?!
(The owner sighs and Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna and Mr. Cranky Doodle comes dressed in their music festival clothes)
Principal Celestia:What's going on here?
Sandalwood:Spike has just exposed another phantom fraud.
Concert Stadium Owner:Ah it's true i'm the crook behind this whole, "Concert Creep" business. It was only a publicity stunt to make me rich. And i would've gotten away with this if it weren't for you meddling kids!
(Police arrive to arrest the crook and they place him in the car and drive off)
Spike:Chalk up another case solved by us.
Sunset:I like this thing. Maybe we should do this again.
Snips:You mean going to concerts together? Sure.
Sunset:No not that Snips. Solve mysteries again.
Big Macintosh:But we already solve mysteries Sunset.
Sunset:Yeah, Big Mac but mostly on occasuions with you guys we come along to solve cases.
Wallflower:I get it. We should be a full-on mystery team.
Juniper:I like it.
Flash:I'm in. (To Snips and Snails)Whatda ya say guys?
(Snips and Snails look at each other and say)
Snips and Snails:We're in!
Snails:I mean like...How many scary monsters could there be?
(Spike's ears perk up about that)
(We cut to them in a hippie van and we cut to them running in a hallway and then to an indian snarling and then sheds a tear and we cut to Spike and Winona eating a sandwich and then to a butler man yodeling and we cut to a burgler coming out of a window with a safe and Pinkie, Applejack and Rainbow spot him from a bush and we cut to him getitng an ear ack and we move back to see that Pinkie is holding the stethscope as she Applejack and Rainbow are singing in it loud and we cut to behind the bush where the burgler is tied up and Spike winks at Rarity who is doing an attractive pose and we cut to Bulk with the roll-up tube candy Mentos, he gives a thumbs up holding it in the same hand he is holding the Mentos with and we cut to a Chinese man yodeling and we cut to the van driving again and with cut to a room where Snips and Snails share a bed and they cower in it, we pan through the room to see a lamp and clock on the stand beside them and even between them and Big Mac and we pan over to see another one and we see Flash and we see another lamp and clock on a stand and we see Sandalwood and we see another lamp and clock on a night stand and we see Bulk and we end at the ghost beside the closet and it almost looks like the Giggling Green Ghost from Scooby-Doo and we cut to them playing their respective instruments we cut to Fluttershy's side as her tamberine hits her side and we cut to Rainbow, Applejack and Pinkie jaming on their insrtuments and we cut to Spike and Bulk coming out of a closet and Bulk looks down at his festival pants and Spike has a look about like he thinks that the sore hurts and we cut to the sore on Bulk's leg and he goes "Yow" and we cut to Winona with a sheet over her head and she scares Spike and we cut to Bulk and Snips doing a jig dance and we cut back to them running through the same hallway and we cut to a black knight yodeling and we cut to the gang running the other way and then to a witch doctor who grunts and we cut to the gang in the hallway again only this time running on the celling the way they were running in and we cut to a groupshot of them, Rarity has her arms wrapped around Bulk's left arm and the others are gathered around and Spike has the same look like when he tried introducing himself to Princess Thunder Guts and he does the same to Winona and we end our montage there)
(We fade to the Canterlot Cruiser and it is parked out in front of Sugarcube Corner)
Big Macintosh:(OS)Alright everyone. (Cuts to inside where everyone is back in their usual clothes and Spike no longer wears his hat)I would like to purpose to you the question of questions. What's next for the Canterlot Mystery Solvers?
Snails:Ooo-ooo. I totally have the answer. 
Snips:Me too.
Both:Lunch.
(Spike and Winona nod up and down about this)
Rarity:No, Snips, Snails, i think what Big Mac means is...
Spike and Winona:We were also gonna say lunch.
Flash:Guys, guys, guys! Please. Let Big Mac talk.
Big Macintosh:Thank ya Flash. (Back to talking)And besides we've already solved that case in the museum in the next town over our neighboring town. The Mummy was really an archeologist trying to make off with the treasure.
Bulk:And don't forget about the haunted house in the neighboring town. The Ghosts of the Old Mansion were crooks trying to keep people away from their bank heist money.
Applejack:And the Wild West Specter was a crook tryin to steal the deed to Appleosa.
Fluttershy:And the Green Ghoul was a real estate developer trying to tare down an old house.
Sandalwood:So what now? I mean we've already solved tons of creepy capers, what more do we need?
Fluttershy:I hate to say it Sandalwood but we need more mysteries.
Spike:And two weeks ago before you guys were all joining us we caught the Zombie Hotel Guests. It was the staff trying to make the owner sale to them and then they'd tare it down and build a luxtury one.
Snails:And that was only because the battery of the Canterlot Cruiser was going out.
Sci-Twi:Look, most of the times we come across mysteries is basically like Scooby-Doo. It's because we break down in front of a scary looking location and it's haunted by a supposed paranormal entity which in the end always turns out to be a bad guy in a mask. It's only cause we're great at solving crimes and catching bad guys like Mystery Incorporated.
Spike:Oh please! Come on Twilight! The Transparent Green Specter was a hologram and Haunted Black Knight was a realitor trying to buy up an old house.
Sci-Twi:Who operated the specter when it was only a hologram projector?
Spike:The lawyer. Trying to scare people out of the estate so he could take control of it.
Winona:He's right you know.
(Snips and Snails make the same kind of sandwiches Mr. Bean made in the Handy Bean video of him making his own sandwiches and using a stick of butter, some jelloten jelly and some peanuts, which when they make the sandwiches Spike and Winona eat them)
Snails:(Realizes)Huh? What happened?
Snips:I dunno?
Snails:Ah well, guess we'll have to make more.
(Makes the second kind of sandwich and Spike and Winona eat them too and then Snips and Snails realizes it again)
Snips and Snails:Huh?
(Puts a slice of cheese between two slices of break and they cut it in half and Spike and Winona eat them too)
Snails:Alright now this isn't funny!
Snips:There's only one way sandwiches could disappear like that.
Snips and Snails:Spike! Winona!
(They giggle)
Sci-Twi:Cool it you guys!
Wallflower:One question Bulk. What was with the tube of Mentos?
Bulk:For some fresh breath.
Pinkie Pie:I remember when we had pizza, Sonata Dusk had a taco pizza.
Applejack:And what's so great about that?
Pinkie Pie:Nothing i just wanted to talk about that.
Spike:I think we deserve a well needed break.
Snails:Yeah, from catching bad guys.
Big Macintosh:Let's go and head for the old Canterlot Mining Town.
Snails and Spike:The old Canterlot Mining Town?!
Spike:But that place is said to be haunted!
Snails:Yeah and i beleive in the rumors!
Snips and Winona:Us too!
Rarity:Spikey Snack?
SpikeOK!
Snails:I'm in!
Snips and Winona:Us too!
(We cut to the gang arriving in the Canterlot Cruiser)
Bulk:(OS)Here we are.
(They get out)
Snails:Ya know what guys? I'm glad we got the good ol Canterlot Cruiser back. Nothing againest the other hippie van that Sandalwood had but i'd like this van any day.
Spike:Me too.
(A middle aged adult man with white hair and wears a red suit walks past them)
Wintles:Out of my way! (To owner)You know where to call me if you change your mind.
(Walks off and a man comes dressed like a miner)
Marco:I'll never sale to you Wintles! (To the gang)Sorry kids. Visits are off today. And any day.
Sunset:Who are you?
Marco:Marco Miner. I'm the owner of this town. Been in my family for years. Ever since the foundation of Canterlot City. Only the Ghostly Miner has been scaring off all the tour groups.
Spike:Ghostly Miner?!
Fluttershy:Oh dear. Who's the Ghostly Miner?
Marco:The Ghostly Miner is the ghost of an old gold miner who died in a cave-in way back in the 1800s. He swore to come back and haunt this place.
Big Macintosh:Don't worry Mr. Miner, we'll catch the Ghostly Miner.
Flash:Who was the old sour puss guy who just left?
Marco:Jebediah Wintles. A real estate develepor. He's been trying to get me to sale my family business for years. If you're really interested in getting to the bottom of this mystery there's the old mines. But be careful it'll drive you batty.
(Walks off and the gang go around town looking for clues)
Sandalwood:Hey dudes, let's check out this old saloon.
(They walk over to the saloon)
Spike:Wow. Where's the dancers?
Snails:And the sandwiches?
Snips:And the peanuts.
Winona:There's just got to be a clue somewhere.
== Trivia ==
* The opening is similar to the opening mystery in SCOOB!
* The gang all wear their Starswirl Music Festival clothes from Sunset's Backstage Pass
* Juniper's festival clothes are based on the second design by Jebens1
* The montage is based on the opening seaquance in Heidi and the Yodelers
* The hotel zombie case is based on the case that happened in Scooby-Doo Return to Zombie Island