Smelly Cupcakes

A wholesome fun specialty alternative to the "smelly cupcake" prank (farting in your hand and throwing your fart at someone,) these are scented plush cupcakes themed to Class of 3000; each one has a different scent and features distinctive tooting noises as well as funny remarks when they're squeezed from top to bottom. They were made by JFL from 2007-2014; they were sold at many specialty, department, gift and toy retailers like The Westley Store, KB, Toys R Us, Family Dollar, Dollarama and others.
== The Toy Cupcakes ==
=== Madison ===
Her smelly cupcake consists of lemon batter, green icing and a purple wrapper; farting noises play and accompanying wisecracks are done by Madison from Class of 3000 herself when squeezed from top to bottom. The scent is fruit salad.
==== Her Farts and Wisecracks ====
# ("Fruity 'n' foggy" fart) That fart kept the blues away!
# ("Salad stinker" fart) Move over, air freshener-here comes red cabbage!
# ("Cucumber chopper" fart) Beware of sharply-sliced cukes!
# ("Raspberry rippler" fart) Powerfully ticklish-and healthy fun, too!
# ("Strawberry slicer" fart) Laughs are in the air-and they're burning calories!
# ("Plum pooter" fart) What a wondrously fruity symphony!
# ("Peachy pooter" fart) Such fruity awesomeness, I'm lovin' it!
=== Philly ===
His smelly cupcake consists of vanilla batter, yellow icing and an orange wrapper; farting noises play and accompanying wisecracks are done by Philly from Class of 3000 himself when squeezed from top to bottom. The scent is marigold flowers.
==== His Farts and Wisecracks ====
# ("Ha-ha-hilarious honker" fart) I'm a 1-schoolboy traffic jam!
# ("Hah-larious hisser" fart) It's never any trouble to smile at an SBD!
# ("comedy crack-up" fart) Hilariously precise-it's a critical hit!
# ("Razzmatazz" fart) I'm your 1-way ticket to the funniest humor ever!
# ("Butt cheek flutter" fart) That oughta cast a spell on your funny bone!
# ("Hilarious hooter" fart) I swear, it wasn't my butt!
# ("Super tooter" fart) That one has some serious funny power!
=== Eddie ===
His smelly cupcake consists of vanilla batter, red icing and a yellow wrapper; farting noises play and accompanying wisecracks are done by Eddie from Class of 3000 himself when squeezed from top to bottom. The scent is cheesecake.
==== His Farts and Wisecracks ====
# ("Southern scorcher" fart) Whoah, momma-I'm feelin' the heat in here!
# ("Southern screamer" fart) Wow, that was a really loud poot!
# ("Peachy pfft" fart) Roses are red, violets are blue; I've got a keen keister and I'm unabashed, too!
# ("Jokey jump roper" fart) That'll leave ya screamin' with laughs and jumpin' for joy!
# ("Hilarious hopper" fart) That oughta bounce its way into your funny bone!
# ("Skip-roper" fart) Wowzers, what a gassy showstopper!
# ("Humorous humdinger" fart) That's hilariously huge, such sizable flatulence!
=== Tamika ===
Her smelly cupcake consists of chocolate batter, blue icing and a green wrapper; farting noises play and accompanying wisecracks are done by Tamika from Class of 3000 herself when squeezed from top to bottom. The scent is blueberry smoothie.
==== Her Farts and Wisecracks ====
# ("Tough tooter" fart) Don't mess around with me or else I'll cut the cheese!
# ("Power pooter" fart) Feel the power and scream with laughter!
# ("Hilarious harp" fart) That's a masterpiece of methane!
# ("Giggly guitar" fart) Smile in balance and giggle in harmony!
# ("Musical" fart) Even my ears smell that foul stinker!
# ("Cruciferous Chord" fart) Gotta lay off the cauliflower!
# ("Mirthfully mighty" fart) I've got flatulence like no other!
=== Kim ===
Her smelly cupcake consists of chocolate batter, pink icing and a periwinkle wrapper; farting noises play and accompanying wisecracks are done by Kim from Class of 3000 herself when squeezed from top to bottom. The scent is strawberry gum.
==== Her Farts and Wisecracks ====
# ("Natural gas attack" fart) Sorry about the baby squirrel razzing me!
# ("Pretty princess pooter" fart) That was as dainty as a fluttering butterfly!
# ("Giggly geisha" fart) Tee-hee, that's a true tushie tickler!
# ("Stylish squeezer" fart) I'm tooting en vogue!
# ("Sweetie-pie squeaker" fart) That was a downright cute toot!
# ("Sweetheart squisher" fart) Now, that's what I call the sweetest fart ever!
# ("Beautiful blammer" fart) That's a super-duper exciting sonic boom!
=== Kam ===
His smelly cupcake consists of vanilla batter, blue icing and a pink wrapper; farting noises play and accompanying wisecracks are done by Kim from Class of 3000 herself when squeezed from top to bottom. The scent is forget me not flowers.
==== Her Farts and Wisecracks ====
# ("Damper pedal puffer" fart) I'm letting flatulence ring out!
# ("Flat fizzler" fart) Sorry; my butt played a sour note.
# ("Smelly sonatina" fart) Plug your noses and enjoy the music, friends!
# ("Sharp Squelcher" fart) That's a top-quality toot!
# ("Piano bench butt puff" fart) My sincere apologies; that piano bench needs oiling.
# ("Sheet music stinker" fart) Even my ears smell that explosive toot!
# ("Piano key pooter" fart) There's no point in having a butt if it doesn't sing beautifully!
=== Li'l D ===
His smelly cupcake consists of chocolate batter, purple icing and a green wrapper; farting noises play and accompanying wisecracks are done by Kim from Class of 3000 herself when squeezed from top to bottom. The scent is peppermint.
=== His Farts and Wisecracks ===
# TBA!
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