Greenman Disease

The is a magical disease in Finland caused by a confluence of conditions so strict that it can occur only once in a thousand years. These factors include astrological placement, the amount of carbon dioxide exhaled by humans, the birth rate of the local herring, pollen flight timing, and more. When everything aligns in the worst possible way, an outbreak will occur when Hapansilakka pies are baked at the perfect temperature.Pohjola's Trial
==Symptoms==
Those infected by Greenman Disease are gradually covered in moss (starting with the hands) until they eventually wither away.
==Countermeasures==
It is the responsibility of the local witch to contain the outbreak and prepare an antidote. The antidote, Greenman Disease AntidoteLittle Witch Academia Chronicles, Chapter 5, page 159, is brewed from five ingredients:
*Freshly fallen snow from a pine tree forest.
*Berry leaves blown off by the wind.
*Fresh droppings of a reindeer raised by a Laplander.
*Green Amanita.
*Traditional medicine base made by a master artisan (ex. Unnamed Finnish Yeti)
These ingredients are put in a pot of water and blended together until they become rainbow-colored. The ingredients begin to solidify as soon as they are placed over heat, so endurance and patience is required to stir the mixture constantly until it is ready.
==Gallery==
=== Screen captures ===
Mrs. Jansson petrified and full of moss in the middle of consulting with Witch's Medicine LWA 16.jpg|Mrs. Jansson petrified and full of moss in the middle of consulting with Witch's Medicine
Mrs. Jansson's finger points at the name of the local disease outbreak LWA 16.jpg|Mrs. Jansson's finger points at the name of the local disease outbreak
Mrs. Jansson's finger points at the name of the local disease outbreak 2 LWA 16.jpg|Ditto
Sucy afflicted by Greenman Disease LWA 16.jpg|Sucy afflicted by Greenman Disease
Akko being hysterical due to Lotte succumbing to Greenman Disease LWA 16.jpg|Akko being hysterical due to Lotte succumbing to Greenman Disease
Akko asks Jansson family's messenger pigeon to find a nearby reindeer LWA 16.jpg|Akko asks Jansson family's messenger pigeon to find a nearby reindeer
=== Animated GIFs ===
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==References==
es:Enfermedad del hombre verde
Category:Ailments