Mr. Zabsfellow

Mr. Zabsfellow is the first episode of the world's most epicest show, The Mr. Zabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Zabs tries to fix QuackersClocks toilet.
==Transcript==
Notice: This episode was written before QuackersClocks was exposed.
*[The episode opens with a flashback.]
*Narrator: Remember "Puka A?"
*[SpongeBob is modifying Quackers toilet to be the Time Machine. As he puts in the finishing touches, Quackers arrives.]
*SpongeBob: (Giggling) This is gonna be great!
*[He hides behind the shower curtain. QuackersClocks steps inside.] QuackersClocks: (Whistling) Huh? What's this?
*[He flushes his toilet, confused about what's inside. Suddenly, SpongeBob jumps out from nowhere.]
*SpongeBob: Got y-
*[Suddenly, the two disappear, along with the toilet.]
*Narrator: Yeah, well, here's what happened after that.
*SpongeBob: Oh my god! OH MY GOD! WE MADE IT!
*QuackersClocks: We really made it!
*[The two hug.]
*SpongeBob I'm so sorry I did this!
*QuackersClocks: It's okay, SpongeBob. Now get on home!
*SpongeBob: Alright!
*[Cut to SpongeBob's house.]
*SpongeBob: Squidward!
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: Oh, right. We divorced.
*[He looks out his window.]
*SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom Movers, eh?
*[He goes outside.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Kuromi. What's going on here?
*Kuromi: I'm moving over here!
*SpongeBob: Really? That's awesome!
*Kuromi: I know!
*SpongeBob: So, want to get some Ice Cream?
*Kuromi: Sure! There's this place, The Kwik-E-Mart nearby. He used to have Dog Semen but he removed it from his Ice Cream.
*[Shot of the two from above.]
*Narrator: Meanwhile, with Quackers...
*[Cut to QuackersClocks.]
*QuackersClocks: Oh, poop. How am I ever gonna fix my toilet now? I'm gonna have to uninstall it, and that had my favorite shit stains in it!
*[QuackersClocks mopes back home. Cut to the inside of his house. "Aloha" plays.]
*QuackersClocks: Another bad day in Bikini Bottom I think I'll just turn "Molly McGee" on and slump to sleep.
*[QuackersClocks tunes in on "Molly McGee."]
*Narrator: Later...
*[Cut to Quackers waking up. Party Noob and Absorbantsy]
*QuackersClocks: Oh, hey guys.
*[Quackers realizes.]
*QuackersClocks: AAAAAAA!!!!!
*Party Noob: Surprise!
*QuackersClocks: How did you guys get into my house? I have a "Best Security Ever, It's Insane How Good This is 9000" security!
*Party Noob: That's not important! We planned a surprise trip back to Epstein Island!
*QuackersClocks: Wha-why?
*Absorbantsy: We need to rescue Kuromi!
*QuackersClocks: What! I don't wanna rescue that biiiiii....big lady.
*Absorbantsy: Only Pyro's into that, silly!
*[QuackersClocks thinks, and finds an excuse.]
*QuackersClocks: I'd love to join you guys on your adventure but, uh, I have to fix my toilet.
*Party Noob: We'll stay behind with you! You know, help it get fixed.
*QuackersClocks: No! I, uh, I need to do it alone. For, uh... because... it's personal reasons, yes.
*Absorbantsy: I doubt that. We're staying until you get your toilet fixed!
*Party Noob: YEAH!!!!!!!
*QuackersClocks: (sarcastically) That's awesome. Well, uh, I have to go get something, so I'll be right back!
*[QuackersClocks runs into his house.]
*QuackersClocks: What am I gonna do?
*[QuackersClocks sees a Window.]
*QuackersClocks: There! An escape!
*[QuackersClocks jumps out of the window and runs away.]
*Absorbantsy: What was that?
*Party Noob: I don't know, Should we check on him?
*Absorbantsy: Probably.
*[They go inside his house, and see a QuackersClocks shaped print inside of the window.]
*Absorbantsy: Oh, Quackers!
*[Cut to Quackers running into Bikini Bottom from the dessert, where he lives. "The Ballad of Filthy Quacks (instrumental)" plays in the background." He finally gets into Bikini Bottom.]
*SF99: Oh, hey Quackers!
*QuackersClocks: Can't talk right now!
*SF99: Oh, okay!
*[SF99 goesto pet Tit 2.]
*SF99: Who's a good cat? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
*[Cut to Quackers running inside the Patty Shack. He breaks the front door due to running into it.]
*QuackersClocks: Mr. Rabs! Mr. Rabs! Mr. Rabs!
*Mr. Rabs: What! What! What!
*QuackersClocks: I need help!
*Mr. Rabs: With what?
*QuackersClocks: With fixing my toilet?
*Mr. Rabs: You have two toilets. Which toilet in your house needs fixing?
*QuackersClocks: The toilet in the restroom right next to my bedroom!
*Mr. Rabs: So, not the porta-potty?
*QuackersClocks: No, not the porta-potty! I haven't used that since Brian died in Family Guy!
*[Cutaway.]
*QuackersClocks: Wow, this episode is so funny!
*Stewie (on Quackers Phone): Brian, look out!
*QuackersClocks: Wha-
*[Brian gets ran over.]
*QuackersClocks: OH MY GOD! BRIAN! NOO!
*[Cutbacktonowaway.]
*Mr. Rabs: You can ask every Bikini Bottomite where they were at that moment. Not only will they tell you where exactly they were, but what they were eating. For me, My couch, eating Trix.
*QuackersClocks: Silly Rabby, Trix are for kids!
*Mr. Rabs: Back to your toilet troubles, I think I know who's just right for you.
*QuackersClocks: Who?
*[Cut to The Patrick Star Show.]
*Mr. Zabs: There! And the Planet Patty destroyed your dumb chum show!
*Squidina: Uhhh... should we stop them?
*[Mr. Zabs and Plankton! (Episode) fight, before Mr. Zabs stops suddenly.]
*Mr. Zabs: My Zabs senses are tingling...
*[Mr. Zabs runs out of the building.]
*Plankton! (Episode): Well, I'm out.
*[Cut to Mr. Zabs running to The Patty Shack.]
*RongeRob: Alright, Mr. Rabs! The new door is-
*[Mr. Zabs runs through the door, breaking it.]
*Mr. Zabs: I heard somebody needed me.
*Mr. Rabs: Yes, Quackers does.
*Mr. Zabs: What do you need me for?
*QuackersClocks: I need you to fix my toilet!
*Mr. Zabs: How come... did you crush it with your own body fat AGAIN?!
*QuackersClocks: No, that idiot SpongeBob turned it into a time machine!
*Mr. Zabs: Ah, I see. Not to worry. I'm an expert at fixing things, like elevator walls... nope that's it.
*QuackersClocks: Gee, thanks!
*Narrator: Later...
*[Cut to Quackers' house.]
*QuackersClocks: Mr. Zabs, what are you doing! Come inside!
*[QuackersClocks steps out.]
*Mr. Zabs: Hey, Quackers!
*QuackersClocks: What are you doing wearing a HAZMAT suit?
*Mr. Zabs: You know, just in case!
*[Mr. Zabs steps inside.]
*Mr. Zabs: Woah...
*[Mr. Zabs' Hazmat suit melts.]
*Mr. Zabs: Yuck! It stinks in here! How often do you take a shower?
*QuackersClocks: Oh, easy! Once a decade!
*Mr. Zabs: So, you've only taken 4 showers in your life!?!?
*QuackersClocks: Yeah, pretty much.
*[Quackers leads Mr. Zabs to his restroom, as the traverse his disgusting house. Clothes are seen piled up, roaches on top of yogurt cans in trash filled rooms. He's probably not this gross but it's nice to make fun of him.]
*QuackersClocks: There we are! The toilet!
*[The restroom is unreasonably clean.]
*Mr. Zabs: Wow! It's nice in here.
*QuackersClocks: Yeah, I know. I'm gonna clean this whole house up soon.
*Mr. Zabs: You really should! Anyway, your toilet. How can you be so sure it's a time machine?
*QuackersClocks: Watch.
*[QuackersClocks runs out of his restroom.]
*QuackersCloocks: PARTY NOOB, ABSORBANTSY! LET'S GO OFF TO EPSTEIN ISLAND AND RESCUE KUROMI!
*Party Noob and Abosrbantsy: YEAH!!!!!!
*[Party Noob grabs the RMS Titanic out of nowhere. They climb on top of it.]
*Party Noob: Let's roll!
*[Quackers starts steering the boat like a car to Epstein Island.]
*Absorbantsy: Look over there! It's Kuromi! She's still locked up!
*Party Noob: She doesn't look too well does she.
*QuackersClocks: Of course she doesn't!
*Absorbantsy: But she's not even a kid!
*QuackersClocks: Well, she's small like one, she kind of talks like one, she's everything a pedophile would want. Which is why I kinda... I kinda...
*[Party Noob smacks QuackersClocks across the face.]
*Party Noob: Get yourself together man! We've gotta save her!
*[As they approach the island, they start to get ideas.]
*Absorbantsy: Alright, here's the plan. You distract the guards with whatever the hell you do, I don't actually play Regretevator, while Quackers and I sneak in and rescue Kuromi.
*Party Noob: Sounds great!
*QuackersClocks: But one thing to remember everyone... MAKE ADJUSTMENTS!
*All: GO GET IT ENERGIZED!
*Narrator: The Plan...
*[Cut to right outside the dungeon above Kuromi's cage. There are two guards guarding it.]
*Dark Mr. Rabs: Hey, what's that noise?
*Light Mr. Rabs: I dunno.
*[Suddenly, Party Noob appears.]
*Party Noob: Surprise!
*Dark Mr. Rabs: What are you talking about? Nothing's going on today.
*Party Noob: Uh, nuh uh, silly billy! It's my birthday!
*Light Mr. Rabs: Hey, happy birthday!
*[Pan down to Quackers and Absorbantsy in the dungeon, sneaking around.]
*QuackersClocks: Okay, ok, we have to be very careful.
*[Absorbantsy drops a giant metal pipe.]
*QuackersClocks: What are you doing, idiot!
*Absorbantsy: Dropping all the metal pipes in my pocket! Wouldn't want them making any noise!
*[Cut to Kuromi. She appears to be bruised. There's a bunch of white stuff everywhere, oh come on! Even typing this makes me feel like a creep. I'm sorry to all of you who are reading this and imagining this image in your head. Is this against Fandom's TOS?]
*QuackersClocks: Retarded! Now it definitely is!
*Absorbantsy: Look! There she is!
*[They walk down to Kuromi's Cage.]
*QuackersClocks: Kuromi, we're here to rescue you.
*Kuromi: Thank god! You won't believe how terrible this was! At first I-
*[Cut to a black screen. "Temptation Sensation" plays while text saying "We can't legally show this" is seen.]
*QuackersClocks: That's actually terrible.
*Absorbantsy: WHAT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
*[Shot of Absorbanty's ears on the floor.]
*Kuromi: How did you guys find me?
*QuackersClocks: With science! Now, out with you, lassie!
*[QuackersClocks uses a coupon in his pocket, and throws it at Kuromi, freeing her from her shackles.]
*Kuromi: Let's get out of here!
*[They slam the door open to the dungeon.]
*Light Mr. Rabs: Hey!
*Dark Mr. Rabs: Stop, thief!
*[Quackers, Absorbantsy and Kuromi run all throughout the island. Cut to Tnickelss.]
*Tnickelss: Sorry about the mistake guys! This was the right place!
*Ttiumios10: Why'd you bring us to this island anyway?
*Tnickelss: You'll find out soon enough.
*[Quackers and the others who are running by grab Ttiumios10 and the other guests.]
*Ttiumios10: Wha- Why'd you grab us?
*QuackersClocks: That guy's a predator!
*Ttiumios10: (gasps) I knew it!
*[Quackers throws all of Tnickelss' guests back to Bikini Bottom, and the three are able to get on the boat in time.]
*Absorbantsy: Oh no.
*QuackersClocks: What! Who'd we forget? We have You, Me, Kuromi, (gaps) PARTY NOOB! HE'S STILL ON THE ISLAND!
*[Cut to Party Noob being shot out of a cannon. He lands on the boat.]
*Narrator: Back to Mr. Zabs...
*[Cut to Quackers' restroom. Mr. Zabs is still in there waiting.]
*QuackersClocks: Watch. Kuromi, flush that toilet.
*Kuromi: Okay...
*[Kuromi flushes the toilet.]
*QuackersClocks: RUNNNN!!!!
*[QuackersClocks and Mr. Zabs escape successfully. They hear a weird noise, and come back in to see Kuromi gone.]
*Mr. Zabs: Wow. It really IS a time machine!
*QuackersClocks: I wonder where in time Kuromi is now.
*[Cut to EDP445's house.]
*Kuromi: Where am I?
*EDP445: Oh, boy! A new specimen!
*Kuromi: NOT AGAIN!!!!
*[Cut back to Quackers' restroom.]
*Mr. Zabs: This should be an easy fix!
*[Mr. Zabs fixes the toilet.]
*QuackersClocks: Wow, bends. It took you 208 lines just to do that? Pathetic.
*Mr. Zabs: Well, I have bigger and better things to do then to waste them standing around in your restroom. Be well my friend!
*[Mr. Zabs salutes Quackers, and jumps into the toilet, before flushing himself down it.]
*QuackersClocks: Oh, brother.
*[The end.]
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