I'm A Feyed Knot

an adventure starring Kes, Aaron, Olive. 
Tweet Length Description: Kes, Aaron, and Olive embark on a mission to rescue the lady of the forest from two Fey kings. Utilizing war or love becomes a question of morality, and the nanny is yet again proven to be always right. 
List of NPCs: 
*Ember
*Piney
*King Echo Woodwhite (aspen patterned Fae)
*King Sundew Goldleaf (golden Fae)
*Becca (speaking dryad)
*Forest Guardian Tempest Dren
*Nanny Flops McGee
* 
Plot Summary: 
Aaron, Olive, and Kes are hanging out in the Firebreathing Kittens Guild Hall. Aaron chooses not to partake in the "chicken" blood drinks that Olive and Kes are having and instead checks the job board, where he sees two interesting flyers: one featuring a rescue mission and a fairy ring, and a green leaf flyer with fancy silver script inviting three people to a competition. Kes and Olive join Aaron at the job board, where the green leaf goes *poof* and turns into three matching wooden bracelets with silver script in Sylvan. Olive's bracelet fastens itself on her wrist, and Kes puts hers on. They both realize that they cannot take these bracelets off. Aaron puts his in his bag of holding. 
The three decide to take the rescue job and head to Gardyloo, paying the 1GP fare for the train. When they get there, they meet Ember. she directs them to the Mayor's hall, only to find that no one was there. There was a big shiny pot on the table, which Aaron and Kes both lunged for, only for the three of them to immediately find themselves in a plot of bare earth ringed by mushrooms made of obsidian and gold. In the center was Piney, a crying minotaur skeleton. It turns out his friend was taken into a maze. The three set out to find Piney's friend, but they don't get very far, as thick fog surrounds the circle. Olive and Kes eventually put on bracelets (Kes puts on five more), and Aaron puts one on Piney. All three of them vanish. Aaron pulls out his bag of tricks, from which he conjures a giant rat and an elk, and eventually puts bracelets on himself and all three of them. 
Olive, Kes, Piney, and eventually Aaron and his animals all find themselves in a forest with two Fey kings and several wood nymphs. After some Dust of Dissapearance shenanigans, the adventurers talk to Fey Kings Echo Woodwhite and Sundew Goldleaf, who reveal they have captured and imprisoned the giant elk Forest Guardian Tempest Dren, who is Piney's friend. Dren is in a cage with electric wiring, which Kes learns by attacking it angrily. They Fey Kings are keeping Dren as a prize for the trio who win a trial that involved cooking. 
So, after eating the giant rat, Olive, Kes, and Aaron entered the challenge. They looked for ingredients in the areas they were teleported to, finding some very fluffy cows and a golden butter churner. In a skill challenge, the trio successfully milked the cows and made butter. Next, they headed for an orchard that was guarded by a skinny dog. Olive thought the dog was hostile and they could kill it and use it for meat, and Kes was mildly hungry, so she flew into a predatory rage and bit the dog, wounding it significantly. While she was going in for the kill, Olive realized the dog was someone's pet and that it was docile, as it wasn't even defending itself from Kes' attack. She tried to stop Kes, but the latter was too focused on her quarry to notice. Aaron saved the dog by casting a dancing spell, which Kes found irresistible. As she danced her rage away, Olive healed and comforted the dog, who told her that they could take all the fruit they wanted as long as they don't attack it anymore. 
So, Aaron and Olive collected fruit while Kes unsuccessfully tried to lay an egg for the cooking challenge. Having colected all the fruit they could, the trio headed for the column of smoke, which came from a little hut. Aaron knocked on the door and a kindly old lady, Nanny Flops McGee, opened it. The party learned that the challenge had gone on for a long time, and most people try to kill her and the dog and steal the food they needed for it. If they had asked kindly, she would have helped them. So, as the trio and the Nanny bake the cake, she tells them thet the two kings are actually in love with each other, but they don't realize it. That's the reason they play these games where others are caught in the crossfires. She also reveals that she was cursed to stay in that space with the hut, orchard, and cows, and the Kings might be able to lift the curse. 
Once they have finished baking, Nanny Flops McGee sends the adventurers on their way. They find themselves separated, each in their own room and predicament. Olive is in a room with a gelatinous cube, Kes is tied up in a room with walls are covered in riddles, and Aaron has to solve a puzzle. Aaron and Olive escape from their rooms, but Kes has a lot of trouble with the rope, which is a Giggle rope. She bites at it angrily until her friends enter the room she is in and help her solve the riddles and escape. The next two rooms are a magic well and a treasure room with some tapestries hanging on the walls. After receiving various boons from the rooms, Olive and Aaron examine the tapestries, which show the tumultuous love story between the Fey Kings and a mysterious woman who appeared as each of the Kings' lover in some of the tapestries. 
With this knowledge, and the tapestries in Aaron's bag of holding as tangible proof, Olive, Aaron and Kes drink from a chalice and are transported back to the forest with the Fey Kings. They go to confront the kings and present their dish: an orange-topped red velvet cake decorated to look like a beach with a dead body on it (Kes' artistic vision of a romantic beach). The Kings are horrified by the design but enjoy the cake, as its flavour was quite good. They declare the trio as the winners of the challenge and set the elk free, who transforms into the woman from the tapestries. Piney is overjoyed! Aaron casts Zone of Truth on everyone, which results in huge revelations for the Fey: each of the Fey Kings confesses their love for the other without truly meaning to, and Dren confesses to attempting to bring the two kings together using jealousy. She admits that it wasn't the best idea and the Kings decide to go rescue their Nanny, whom they thought was dead, as their first date. 
The three Firebreathing Kittens are transported back to their Guild Hall, richer with 100,000 gold and the accomplishment of having finally brought two star-crossed Fey King lovers together. 
Memorable Quotes (out of context, of course)
Hi there bone daddy - Aaron 2021
I was kneeling and he put white liquid in my mouth, now I'm here - paragon of innocence Kes 2021
Oh no, it's a pet! - Olive 2021
You don't put meat in the cake batter. We're not making meat brownies - Nanny Flops McGee 2021
Category:Episodes