Squidward Likes Pie

A YouTube Poop that can't be real since I have no YouTube account. I'll just write the story here, and maybe one day I'll make it and upload it if I ever get an account on YouTube.
==Story==
The title card is shown, saying "Dying for Die" (Ganon says "die" when the title card shows up). It then cuts to Squidward and the magic conch shell.
Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
Conch Shell: (deep voice) NO!
A pie is then thrown in Squidward's face, and Bikini Bottom explodes, which leads to the water explosion, followed by a real explosion. Mordecai is seen in the corner, yelling "OOOOOOOO".
It cuts to the regular episode, with words replaced with "Pokemon", "Spaghetti", "Dinner", "My Boy", "Who Cares", "Freaking" and "Weegee". At the end, the "imagination" scene from Idiot Box appears. But instead Spongebob says "Nobody cares".
Then it cuts to the Squidward naked, with one bubble covering his privates in the scene from one episode of Spongebob. The pie is thrown in Squidward's face again, in slow-motion, with Squidward smiling with his mouth open. The pie goes in his mouth and explodes. TBA
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