HOLY SHIT JOHNSON (Arcecer)

HOLY SHIT JOHNSON is an unlockable character in The Fighting Game of Everything.
Notable for being comically unfair to fight against, he is currently the only fighter to be completely banned from all competitive play.
==Bio==
After miraculously defeating Gill, Shit Johnson was rather disappointed to find that his reward was... a ball. However, the moment he touched it, the entire area around him exploded and he was given UNLIMITED POWER!!! The worst fighter in history has just become a literal god... who knows what’ll happen? Despite all this, it still seems like he doesn’t want to be here.
==Pros and Cons==
===Pros===
*EVERYTHING
===Cons===
*Completely banned from all tournaments and official events
==Costumes==
*Default
*Gill (skin colour changes to match his)
==Throws==
FORWARD: HOLY SHIT JOHNSON picks up the opponent and then throws them into the furthest end of the arena at extremely high speed.
BACKWARD: HOLY SHIT JOHNSON grabs the opponent and hits them in the back extremely hard using his elbow.
==Specials==
===Death Sword of Death===
HOLY SHIT JOHNSON materialises a giant sword and lunges forwards. If this hits the opponent then he immediately swings the sword, knocking them back.
===The Entire Ballsack===
HOLY SHIT JOHNSON fires a barrage of energy balls. The direction depends on the button pressed.
===Earthquake===
HOLY SHIT JOHNSON jumps really high, causing an earthquake. This causes several rocks to fall around him which damage the opponent on contact.
===Sneeze Deluxe===
HOLY SHIT JOHNSON prepares to use his ordinary form’s sneeze attack, only to end up with a blast of pure energy coming out of his nose.
===Flight===
Allows HOLY SHIT JOHNSON to fly for a while. When flying, his specials work differently.
==Flight Specials==
===Death Sword of Death===
The attack starts out the same but then instead of lunging towards the opponent, HOLY SHIT JOHNSON immediately crashes down.
===The Entire Ballsack===
Works the same as when on the ground, except now the balls are shot directly downwards.
===HUH?!===
Replaces Earthquake. HOLY SHIT JOHNSON grabs the HUD and swings it towards the ground. The same rock falling effect from Earthquake happens when it hits the ground.
===Sneeze Deluxe===
Works the same as Shit Johnson’s sneeze attack, only with a non-broken hitbox.
==X-Factor==
===Quadrillion-Lightyear-Drop===
HOLY SHIT JOHNSON lunges at the opponent. If this hits, he grabs them and then jumps extremely high, which ends up taking both him and the opponent into a completely different galaxy. They then begin to return to the ground, and eventually reach it with so much speed and force that they create a hole straight through the earth. It then cuts back to the arena, where only HOLY SHIT JOHNSON makes it back out of the hole, unless the opponent’s health was full.
==Player Objective==
===Playing as HOLY SHIT JOHNSON===
You’re basically guaranteed to win, so just do whatever you want.
===Playing against HOLY SHIT JOHNSON===
Pray.
==Animations==
===Entrance===
Starts off the same as Shit Johnson’s, only for a beam of light to appear and transform him into HOLY SHIT JOHNSON.
===Stance===
HOLY SHIT JOHNSON stands completely still.
===Taunts===
*HOLY SHIT JOHNSON punches the air, creating a small but harmless shockwave.
*HOLY SHIT JOHNSON points at his opponent and then begins aggressively laughing.
*Shit Johnson’s only taunt, except now he can cancel out of it.
===Victory===
HOLY SHIT JOHNSON walks away. If this is on Round 2 and he won without using Quadrillion-Lightyear-Drop, he picks up the opponent and throws them into the furthest edge of the arena first.
===Time-Up Loss===
HOLY SHIT JOHNSON looks towards the player for a moment before lunging directly towards them. For the rest of the fight, the screen will appear to be cracked.
==Quotes==
GET ME OUT OF- AAAAARRRGHH!!! [Entrance]
Huh?! [Switched in]
You’ll pay for that?! [Tag in when one or both allies are defeated]
I NEED HELP?? [Calling Assist]
Get ready to die! [Performing Assist]
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT. I MEAN SERIOUSLY HOW. I AM LITERALLY… FORGET IT. [Defeated by a light attack]
AHHRHAHGRAHRHARAEARAGHRAGHRHHARUURURRRGHGHHGHHH!!!!! [Defeated by a heavy attack]
===Quotes to Specific Characters===
ENTRANCE
All of HOLY SHIT JOHNSON’s entrance quotes are interrupted by the same scream when transforming as his generic quote.
I’d like to see how that Super Form compares to th- [vs Sonic]
Didn’t I kill you alre- [vs Gill]
HUH?! [vs Shit Johnson]
Who needs the intelligence when you have th- [vs the Mercs]
Category:Characters
Category:Fighters
Category:Neutral
Category:Unlockable Fighters
Category:Arcecer
Category:Unorthodox Fighters
Category:Joke Fighters
Category:Original Content