The Phantom Apache

The gang drive through a town where they are unwelcome and encounter the Ghost of Chief Cochise
== Script ==
(We open on nighttime in the small town of FarmView where it seems quiet and then rattling is heard as if there is an earthquake and we see that the eerie image of a fierce Indian chief appears)
Ghost of Chief Cochise:I am the Ghost of Chief Cochise! I want my treasure!
(We blackout and we fade to daytime and see an old 1969 Dodge van with the colors being pink, white where the name of the vehicle is, white flower tire covers, an orange have. a green flower on the side and a purple flower on the back of the side under the name of the van on both sides, a dark blue tire cover with an orange flower and the van reads in big white lettering THE CONUNDRUM CRUISER)
Sandalwood:Pretty groovy ain't it gang?
(Cuts to scene, Flash drives the van and they like it)
Rarity:Yes and perhaps maybe we should stop somewhere. We've been driving ever since we left Porterville.
Sci-Twi:Yeah, we caught the Porterville Pounder which was supposedly a ghostly butcher but was really the butcher trying to drum up business.
Lyra:Yeah and they gave us free gas for catching the crook.
Snails:And free food too.
Snips:Yeah! They were all real friendly. 
Spike:Yeah, except that butcher who was the ghost.
Winona:I'm tired. Can we stop some place and get some sleep?
Flash:Don't worry Winona, we'll find a place to stay for the night.
Applejack:Hey y'all there's a sign.
(She says that pointing to something and we cut to the sign which is on the right, it reads FARMVIEW FIVE MILES, we cut back to the van and Bulk says)
Bulk:Maybe we can stay there for the night.
(Cuts to the van speeding up and going by the sign and we fade to the town where the gang slow down and drive through down the road and stop at a store and the sign reads RYAN'S GROCERIES AND DRY GOODS)
Flash:Here. We can stop here to stock up of stuff for our trip.
(They get out of the van and we cut to the inside where Mr. Ryan is seen at the counter where the groceries are at, he is an elderly Caucasian male resuming Albert Henderson in the film Big Top Pee-Wee, he yells at the gang)
Mr. Ryan:What are you kids doin here?
Flash:Just passing through.
Trixie:We're going to be camping.
Mr. Ryan:You wouldn't wanna do that. We don't get many campers around here. Not with the ghost that's been haunting the town.
Lyra:What ghost?
Mr. Ryan:Only the ghost of fierce apache chief Cochise. 
Snips:I'd like a cheese sandwich.
Snails:Me too!
Snips:And we're sharing our sandwiches with the two dogs here.
Mr. Ryan:You shouldn't be havin' those mutts in here anyway.
(Spike and Winona are offended and Mr. Ryan goes over to the sandwich part and puts cheese between bread)
Mr. Ryan:Guess that's my whole purpose in life! To serve strangers from out of town! We don't usually get any visitors, this Hickmans town hasn't had tourists since the circus this past summer. And the fishers and hunters and campers! (He talks as he makes the sandwiches and uses a clever to cut them both in half and we cut to Snips and Snails, he hands them there sandwiches)Here's your sandwiches. (Cuts to him)Is there anything else I can get for you fellas?
(Cuts back to them)
Snails:A pickle if it's not too much trouble.
Snips:Yeah, is it?
(Cuts to him he chops the clever down and yells)
Mr. Ryan:No! No trouble at all! Probably some pickles for even those dogs there!
(Cuts to Spike and Winona, they are confused about what he said about even getting pickles for dogs)
Spike:What's he mean by that? I like pickles even though I'm a dog
Winona:Me too.
(Cuts to Mr. Ryan at the pickle barrel and takes two pickles out)
Mr. Ryan:(Gives Snips and Snails their pickles)Here's your darn pickles! 
(Gets two out for Spike and Winona)
Spike:Hey thanks man!
Winona:Yeah, thanks.
(Cuts to Mr. Ryan, he is annoyed)
Mr. Ryan:No good tourists!
(Says that marching back to the counter)
Mr. Ryan:All the local shoppers have to play second fiddle to the tourists! I guess that's just how it is around here!