The Party – Part 2

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"The Party – Part 2" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
HOBaRT and MissingNo. are mixing together in the kitchen when Mariya Takeuchi walks in. Startled, MissingNo. flees, and Mariya runs off to go look for it.
Wario Partners, LLP's investors are watching the two sell bootleg merchandise of the tournament as they promised. The two make successful partnership deals with both Mr. Krabs and Metal Ajit Pai, but are eventually forced to cut and run when they are caught by John Notwoodman.
Jack & Elmo and the Jack Bros. discuss what they'll do at the end of the tournament. The group then decides to give a proper conclusion to their last dance battle, where they are soon joined by the Dancing Alien Team.
ZUN orders a glass of punch and spills some of it on his Reimu Fumo. She finally speaks in front of him to tell him to stop drinking so much, though he isn't too surprised to discover she can talk.
The Jack Bros. break away from their dance battle to talk with Neil Cicierega and Hat Kid, who had negotiated with them earlier. After Neil admits that he and Hat Kid were never able to confront Thanos, he reveals the origin of his persona: he believed he had been invited to the tournament only to discover it was a joke, and his ensuing disappointment allowed him to summon Lemon Demon. Neil then attempts to give the two the cardboard coin John Notwoodman took from Mothman, only for Mothman to accidentally push him off the roof as he snatches it.
King Dedede, Dr. Robotnik, and Escargoon are sitting together, the former two bonding over their villainous habits, when KO approaches the three. When he sees Dedede whack Escargoon, he protests, and is backed up by Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. Donkey Kong manages to persuade Dedede to stop abusing Escargoon for the night, and KO starts singing songs with the Kongs.
Mariya, Phoenix Wright, and Geno are looking for MissingNo. when they are joined by Unregistered HyperCam 2, who suggests they search under the pier. Right before the group can head out, they are approached by MissingNo. itself, disguising itself as HOBaRT and claiming it has returned to the kitchen, through Mariya and HyperCam immediately see through its disguise. The group tries to convince MissingNo. that it doesn't need to hide, but it refuses, claiming it hurt others and caused issues during the tournament. In response, the others tell MissingNo. that it would never willingly hurt anyone and how impressed they were at its performance during the tournament. Papyrus, recognizing MissingNo. as the chef behind the creepy pasta, runs over to befriend it, finally convincing it that it can have friends. The group then leads MissingNo. out to the party to join everyone.
==Transcript==
*Meanwhile, in the kitchen.*
*The kitchen door swings open.*
*FWOOP! Both HOBaRTs transform into plastic.*
*Both HOBaRTs begin shaking violently. CRRACK! They break into tiny pieces and scatter all over the floor around Mariya’s feet.*
*Suddenly the pieces reassemble and put themselves back together – into one single HOBaRT.*
*Mariya rushes out of the kitchen.*
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*There’s a group surrounding the snack table, mid-conversation.*
*Shake King is wearing a comically small party hat on top of his helmet, and has a party horn is his mouth. He looks very unamused.*
*He blows the horn, it lets out a loud vuvuzela-like noise.*
*Wario and Waluigi are parading their “fine” wears to the crowd.*
*Wario looks upwards to see Metal Ajit Pai.*
*The Harlem Shake begins to play on the DJ set.*
*The pairs laughter is interrupted by a stern cough.*
*Wario and Waluigi grab their goods and rush past John Notwoodman, laughing while they do so.*
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*Jack, Elmo, and the Jack Bros. are sitting together.*
*They all make their way to the dance floor and begin to dance!*
*Popoy and Howard jump onto the dance floor and start dancing together.Their moves are incredible!*
*Suddenly the lights go out. When they come back on, there’s someone standing in the middle of the dance floor.*
*Everyone looks at Marcianito as he starts his dance, it’s the maddest jig anyone has ever seen! He’s killing it!*
*The dancing continues.*
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*HOBaRT whips up a glass of punch that smells more of alcohol than punch.*
*ZUN takes the glass out of the mixing bowl. On his way back up, ZUN spills punch on the Reimu doll’s bow.*
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*The dance battle between the Jacks and the Aliens begins to wind down, when suddenly Jack Frost catches a glimpse of a familiar face…*
*The Jack Bros walk over to the edge of the roof, where Neil Cicierega and Hat Kid are perched.*
*Hat Kid begins to poke Neil and pouts.*
*Neil removes his mask.*
*Neil puts his mask back on.*
*Neil reaches into his pocket and pulls out…*
*Mothman suddenly jumps onto Neil and grabs the coin, pushing Neil off the roof in the process!*
*Hat Kid starts running down the stairs.*
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*WHACK!*
*WHACK!*
*Dedede lifts his hammer, ready to clobber.*
*WHACK!*
*Escargoon sees Dedede ready to whack him again.*
*As Robotnik and Dedede continue their conversation, K.O. turns towards DK and Diddy.*
*Guy-Man facepalms and K.O. rolls on the floor laughing!*
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Phoenix: (That makes a lot of sense now that I think about it…)
Phoenix: Hold it! Aren’t you made of wood? Being submerged in water can’t be good for you!
*HOBaRT suddenly appears.*
HOBaRT: UM… I THOUGHT YOU FELLAS KNEW? OI AM QUITE CAPABLE OF GETTN’ ME SELF ‘ROUND THESE HERE PARTS… UH… C**T.
Phoenix: (Wait a minute…how does HOBaRT sounding like a pirate result in us not needing to go to the pier? That doesn’t make any sense…)
*Everyone gives Phoenix a weird look.*
Phoenix: … (Whoops, I think I might have gotten something wrong…)
*HOBaRT transforms into a horrid cacophony of pixels and bones.*
MissingNo.: YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF
Phoenix: (Don’t be scared, Phoenix, you’ve seen worse!…)
*This catches MissingNo. off guard. It transforms into its typical self.*
*MissingNo. broods.*
*Papyrus runs over to them.*
*Papyrus’ expression falls with a mixture of horror and sorrow.*
Papyrus: TAKE THAT! THAT IS COMPLETELY WRONG!! I HAVE HAD A STAGNANT LOW FRIEND QUALITY FOR A LONG TIME, BUT HERE I AM NOW, WITH PLENTY OF PALS! NOT TO MENTION, YOUR PASTA-CREATING SKILLS ALMOST OUTMATCH MYSELF! YOU CAN’T JUST CONTRADICT AND PUT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT!
Phoenix: Take That! Alright, buddy, let me show you how it’s done properly. *Ahem*…All of us here are already friends with MissingNo.! Therefore…
*Phoenix slams his hands down on… nothing. But it gets the point across.*
*MissingNo. shivers and warbles. It begins to… cry?*
*MissingNo. looks up at Mariya and smiles.*
*They all head back to the party.*
==Trivia== 
*The story that Dedede tells Robotnik is likely based on the events of the Kirby: Right Back at Ya! episode "Don't Bank on It".
*Thomas interrupting Donkey Kong as he sings "Metal Head" from references how the ending of "Metal Head" has a similar melody to "Around the World" by Daft Punk.