Happy Rabbit

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
SUBJECT: HAPPY RABBIT is a confirmed deity-class entity resembling a cartoon rabbit. Subject's point of origin has been confirmed as October 1st, 1992, through a Class [REDACTED] "tunnel," within a classified site originating in a rural area of the state of California.
Subject has been shown on multiple occasions to exhibit abilities of matter materialization/de-materialization; spacial displacement; physiological alteration, and multiple secondary abilities that have been exhibited on singular occasions; and thusly disallowed from concrete categorization by GUFF policy. 
These abilities have been shown as inconsistent in broader operation.Subject's only given information regarding these is "Eh, I can only do it when it's funny."
Subject has been confirmed biologically immortal to all reported attempts at injury or destruction, any distortions to physical form healing in a matter of minutes. Subject's physiology is unconfirmed; with properties observed as similar to fur, paint and rubber upon multiple occasions. 
In testing, subject has been confirmed as immune to turpentine; acetone and benzene, unlike other known similar subjects such as [REDACTED]. Subject displayed a profound distaste for the substance, and further for the attempts on his "life," enacting a series of events ending with the administering agent's stomach needing to be pumped due to large quantities of sodium hypochlorite-solution found therein.
Subject's abilities of psychological manipulation have been confirmed as non-anomalous or cognitohazardous, simply an extreme expertise at sociological manipulation, inter-entity interaction; concealment of identification, and comedic timing. Subject is willing to communicate congenially with GUFF employees; though quality of information given has been mixed but overall of significant use.
All individuals recorded in hostile interactions with subject were living at the cessation of said interactions, however they had sustained significant injuries; both psychological and physical, and multiple occurrences of financial or career-related damage have been reported as well.  A LONG AS YOU DO NOT ACTIVELY ATTEMPT TO HARM SUBJECT, HE WILL NOT HARM YOU! USE DISCRETION IN INTERACTIONS WITH SUBJECT!
While subject has shown a preference for rural areas, their manifestations have occurred in multiple; widely-disparate biomes and locations. WE ARE CURRENTLY INCAPABLE OF DETAINING OR RESTRAINING SUBJECT, USE CAUTION IN DEALING WITH THEM.
Subject's environment has extreme physiological regenerative properties within Subject's perceptive radius. Results regarding GUFF attempts to negotiate with subject relating to existential threats such as BIG RED have been mixed.
Subject's voice is a direct match to the individual known as Melvin Jerome Blanc, in particular his specific character "Bugs Bunny." 
When asked about the multiple similarities to this character, subject replied:
"Ya know doc, just between you and me, there's one biiiiiiig difference between me n him, and that's... That he's real, and I'm not!"
Subject then refused to elaborate on this statement.
== Author Commentary ==
While "What if Bugs Bunny real" is perhaps a bit of a standard concept for these sorts of things, and I worry their profile may be too standard and their pic may have... flaws, I kinda had to do it because it's such a fitting concept.
The thing is, they're not really much more malevolent/aggressive than the actual Bugs Bunny, hence the addition that he doesn't actually kill anyone. It's just that, an IRL being like Bugs would be terrifying; even with the exact same demeanor. Tho, that in and of itself may be a bit cliche.
Tho, I feel I must also mention, the date of their origin is significant, in that (Similar to that final quote) it was picked to be fitting in a way that just raises further questions if you know what it means. 
Also fun fact: The subject's name is actually based on an extremely early name for Bugs Bunny himself. Take from that what you will...
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