Chairmen of the Soundboard

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Chairmen of the Soundboard," where DJs Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining songs and sitting and standing. They chat with an optimistic stool and fundraise for the radio station. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
This show takes place during KOOP's Fall Membership Drive, so the DJs are stuck having to speak mainly about why people should donate to their local community radio station. Also, no callers are able to call into the show since the phone lines are tied up by donation takers.
The DJs offer a special prize for people who donate during the live radio hour: exclusive tiny chair merchandise, which is a replica of slightly larger tiny chairs they created for a miniature hora dance during the wedding they DJed.
Dillon also books a chair as a special guest, but it turns out the visiting guest is actually a stool named Jeremy. Jeremy the Stool is fairly optimistic and doesn't seem phased that the DJs prefer chairs. Jeremy quickly details a few of the many celebrities that have sat on him, including Rod Stewart, a large amount of KOOP DJs, and the entire cast of Harmony Korine's Beach Bum.
Lots of people donate because the show is very popular, and DJs Dillon and Matt spin the wheel for additional prizes for every caller. They also confirm that they are an NPA show at the station, which Jeremy informs them means "News and Public Affairs."
Jeremy later divulges that he is 37 years old and originally from Pittsburgh. He relocated to Florida in the 90s, where he remained until 2019 when someone kicked him off a pier into the ocean. He later washed up on the shores of Texas, and made his way to Austin. He is an advocate for public transit and hopes to raise enough money to add casters to his legs so he can get more job opportunities.
They decide the genres complement.
==Featured Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Jeremy the Stool
==Featured Music==
Bob Marley & The Wailers - "Get Up, Stand Up"
The Clash - "Train in Vain (Stand By Me)"
Otis Redding - "(Sittin' On) the Dock of the Bay"
Doc Watson - "Sittin On Top of the World"
Funkadelic - "Standing on the Verge of Getting it On"
The Specials - "I Can't Stand It"
Four Tops - "Standing in the Shadows of Love"