GLaDOS versus The Riddler

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GLaDOS versus The Riddler is the second battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the seventeenth battle overall. If features DC villain, Riddler, against robotic tester of Portal, GLaDOS.
==Battle Information==
Pool as The Riddler
Allyson as GLaDOS
Beat by Valentine Productions
Released on September 20, 2013
==Lyrics==
=== Riddler: ===
Riddle me this, who is white, dumb and heartless?You are, dear robot, but I’ll beat you regardlessEdward Nigma, you’re charmed, yes, I’m sure of thatIt’s a shame that you’re a bitch who’s an orphan and fatI'm not Joking. You're Strange. A real mental core.No wonder you're unloved, disliked, and abhorred.A little birdie told me a secret, so listen up CarolineYou were that guy Cave’s lame slave, and now your ass is mine
=== GLaDOS: ===
Ah! BIRD! KILL IT! IT’S AN AWFUL ATROCITY!Oh, wait that’s the Penguin! You’re a simple curiosityIt’s been quite a long time. How have you been?I’ve been observing better puzzles with Professor Layton!Let me summon down a turret and leave you on the floor splayedWhen you feel the Batlike backlash of lemon grenadesBeing obsessive like a criminal’s truly your only optionYou’re a moron who will suffocate in deadly neurotoxin
=== Riddler: ===
I AM NOT A MORON! You’re a psychopathic bitch!You need your puzzles too, oh yeah, feel that itch!Sure you’re a genetic lifeform but not a very bright one!How about you just fuck off through your silly Portal Gun?You’re a self centered freak who finds humor in depressionYou want to survive? That’s not in the form of a question.I’ll be GLaD when you malfunction from my rhymes, HEY-OH!Now it’s time for this Enigma to deep-fry this potato
=== GLaDOS: ===
Your rhymes are weak! I’m Still Alive eternally!You’re a horrible person who gets kicks from hurting heroesOn the test packet you’ll receive minus ten out of zeroGo back to Arkham Asylum, you know that’s your place,or I’ll shoot a portal to the moon and kick you into SPACE!This solution’s quite easy, that’s what I’m counting onCause if I can’t have you dead then I’ll want you gone.
==Trivia==
TBA
Category:Season 2
Category:Storm Three