Unnamed sources

If a source doesn't tell you its name, its for a good reason. This should be taken as a sign that the source is absolutely accurate, of brilliant quality and completely believable. Ever wondered why unnamed sources are never named? Leaked evidence from the powers that be suggest that they're all the same person, a secret superjournalist by the nom-de-plume of "Unnamed Source". The journalist is believed to reside in secret hideouts across the world, apparently all at once. is that newspapers are responsible for hiding "Unnamed" from the world despite the D-valanche of D-notices they have attracted.