Channel Parody Songs - by FairfaxZake

== Team Rocket parody ==
Team Robbotron 
(Worf) Prepare for trouble! 
(Captain Picard) Engage the shovels! 
(Dr Heinrich Von Voiceover) To protect the stream from dicks in hats, 
(Pope Gossip III) To unite all Fuckloaves within the chat, 
(Northern Grandfather) To avoid the visits from Saucy Nugs, 
(Christopher Sharken) To feed the streamer with sweets & bugs! 
(David Yikes) Robbo! 
Tron! 
(The Guardian) You 'Goeth North' and be very afraid 
(John) 'Play Marbles now!' or prepare to raid! 
(Kevin-Chan) Sugoi! 
(D.A.D.) That's lunch!
== 12 Days Of Christmas parody ==
On the twelfth day of Stream-mas, 
Mrdarkroom gave to we...
...twelve cheerers cheering
...eleven swigs of Pepsi™️
...ten 'loaves a-laughing
...nine Kevin dances
...eight Maids a-witching
...Se7en Of Nein a-scaring
...six dicks a-banning
...FIVE SNACKDOWN TIERS!
...four connected things
...three uke chords
...two 'Noot! Noot!'s
...and
...a 
...terrible
...'Crap Moviiiiiiie'
== Lord's Prayer parody ==
'The @mrdarkroom Prayer' 
Our streamer,
Who art in London,
Robbotron be thy name,
Thy 'Dark Room' come,
Our deaths be done,
On stream as it is in live show,
Give us this day our daily feed,
And forgive us our spamming,
As the mods ban chat dicks who spam against us,
And lead us not into predictions,
But deliver us from Se7en,
For thine is the sex neck,
the beanie and the Marbles
For ever and ever,
Da-rren!
== Wellerman parody ==
'The Robbotron' Shanty
There once was a stream that we all know
And the name of that stream was the Robbotron show
The mods were swift, the Marbles rolled
Roll, me Fuckloaves, roll 
Soon may the Robbotron come
To bring us shovels and ducks and fun
One day, when the shovellin's done
We'll take our ducks and go
Was it two minutes? I can't tell
When down on him the poster fell
John called all mods and gave them hell
Predictions should be paid
Soon may the Robbotron come
To bring us shovels and ducks and fun
One day, when the shovellin's done
We'll take our ducks and go
After the bits had hit the chat
The farts began and that was that
They come thick and fast, with a doff of a hat
The fart loop stops the show
Soon may the Robbotron come
To bring us shovels and ducks and fun
One day, when the shovellin's done
We'll take our ducks and go
Our cat was cute, our D.A.D. cooked food
An' the streamer's mind was always on Bude
And he would frolick half in the nude
He took that tone down low
Soon may the Robbotron come
To bring us shovels and ducks and fun
One day, when the shovellin's done
We'll take our ducks and go
For forty seconds (who's keeping score?)
The shovel went up and down once more
All ducks fell off, there were only four
And joined the poster on the floor
Soon may the Robbotron come
To bring us shovels and ducks and fun
One day, when the shovellin's done
We'll take our ducks and go
As far as I've heard, the show's still on
The hype train rolls, and the raid's not done
The Robbotron makes his regular call
To disparage the chat room, 'loaves and all
Soon may the Robbotron come
To bring us shovels and ducks and fun
One day, when the shovellin's done
We'll take our ducks and go
Soon may the Robbotron come
To bring us shovels and ducks and fun
One day, when the shovellin's done
We'll take our ducks and go
== Beatles song name parodies ==
'Beatles For Recorder':-
While My Audience Gently Weeps
Help!
Run For Your Life
Leave Together
Hey Jude! (Stop Playing The Recorder!)
(I Can Hear You) Across The Universe
Being For The Benefit Of Absolutely No-One!
Oh Dear Purrdence!
Not Getting Better
Earplugs (That's What I Want)
Please Mr Postman (Don't Bring John Any More Recorder Books!)
== Master Of The House parody ==
@mrdarkroom does 'Les Mis'?
My neighbour's cat, my yeasty loaves of Fuck
My dicks in chat, my always shovelled ducks
My kids of D.A.D. spend their bits in my stream
Raiding viewers raiding in
They type in my chat
And emote while I'm a cat
Welcome, Fuckloaves, sit yourself down
And meet the best Twitch streamer in town
As for the rest, they're not as good
They don't play uke and Snackdown on food
Seldom do you see Aussie men like me
A gent of good content Who's content to be
Master of the stream, doling out the points
I'll tell you to 'Get fucked!' (hypermobile joints)
Show a Saucy Nug, makes a little vom
Chat and mods can get a chance to vote for 'Nom'
Glad to do the 'loaves a uke tune
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But no points gets you nothing
All rewards have got a little price!
(No 'Threesome'!)
Master of the stream, Sooty, Sweep and Soo
Ruining some childhoods with a thrust or two
Pepsi to the Max, ooog-ing with a pin
Loadin' up the Marbles while I play them 'Gin!'
Everybody bless the streamer!
Everybody bless his mods!
Everybody raise Squiraffe
Raise it up the streamer's ass
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the stream!
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