To Bloons or Not to Bloons

"To Bloons or Not to Bloons" is the twelfth episode of SBFW: Finding Bigfoot, and the second episode of the second season. Written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, the episode was first aired on 7th March 2022. 
===Synopsis===
Jew Wario informs Bigfoot of his son's noncery.
===Transcript===
[The episode starts with Bigfoot smoking a joint on his throne in his castle in bloons. He glares outside and sees an unknown, masked figure attacking an old woman.]
Bigfoot: This isn’t supposed to happen. By Gods, this is bloons.
[Bigfoot motions towards the door. Cut to the street, where it appears that the elderly woman is being robbed but in reality, it is simply an act: the old woman pulls off their mask once the masked figure strips them of the counterfeit money in her pockets, revealing them to actually be Adam. The masked figure, now clearly armed with a knife, slits a hole in the mask and rips it off, revealing them to be Jew Wario.]
Jew Wario: What a putz! He actually believed it!
[Bigfoot comes walking into the scene, oblivious to how fictitious the event is.]
Bigfoot: [in a mellow voice] Wha–what’s happening here?
Adam: Oh, hey, Bigfoot. How’s it going, m’lord?
Bigfoot: I saw a robbery from my window, I thought something was up.
Jew Wario: [chuckling] Oh, something’s up, I tell ya!
Bigfoot: Well, why do you say that?
Jew Wario: You seen yer son in recent years?
Bigfoot: Well, not frequently. He doesn’t often visit. Oh, woe is a father with no son. 
[Bigfoot sulks and sits down on the floor, crushing a car in the process.]
Bigfoot: I don’t even know where my little Gus is. 
Jew Wario: Well, I can tells ya!
Bigfoot: Really? Does he live close?
Adam: Close to the school.
Bigfoot: Oh, isn’t that fantastic? He finally became a teacher as he always wanted to.
Adam: [hesitantly] Well, not e–exactly…
[Adam sighs as Jew Wario feels free to interrupt.]
Jew Wario: Yer son is under the desk of [mockingly] May-or Ren-aud! He’s up there in his office chomping on mayoral meat!
Bigfoot: Why… it can’t be.
Jew Wario: It do be.
Bigfoot: Surely not! You’re lying! He wouldn’t– [sighs] Thou art a villain.
Adam: And you, sir, are Bigfoot.
[The episode is paused and rewinded. A caption reads “TAKE TWO”.]
Bigfoot: Thou art a villain.
Adam: And you, sir, are in denial.
[Cut to Bigfoot bubbling up with rage, picking up a Honda Civic, spinning it ferociously and tossing it against a skyscraper. We hear a faint “My leg!” sound effect, and a caption appears reading: “That was Joe lol. She was here visiting”.]
Bigfoot: WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?!
Adam: Hey, stay calm, man. Work it out with words–
[Bigfoot swings his leg and kicks Adam into a nearby school.]
Adam: [offscreen] Oh, hey, Gus.
[Bigfoot lets out a guttural yell.]
Bigfoot: ARRRGGHHH! HATE THE GOVERNMENT, LOVE THE FUCKING DOLE!
Jew Wario: Oy vey.
[The episode fades to black.]
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