"BIG WAR Part 34"

"SHIT GETS REAL WITH HORAVEN! And the various teams run in to problems of their own!" - BIG WAR Part 34.
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
== Quotes ==
* Thog: Uh, yeah. Good to see you again, I guess. He struggles as he wanders forwards.
* Inien: Ah, yeah, likewise, Dan the wizard man...
* Thog: I haven't forgiven you for the time you almost fucking killed us!
* Inien: Oh, please. If I wanted to kill you I would have killed you.
* Thog: Uh huh. Yeah. Like that's the first time I fucking heard that--- Okay, yeah. Good. I'll be Dan and you'll be the crazy psychopath. Fine!
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* GM: Paralysed for a moment, Zeke raises his sword. Thog darts forward in that split second, face beet-red, grabbing the swordsman.
* Zeke: Wait a second! What the fuck are you gonna do!?
* Thog: Something that Ashe should have done! He whips her around, runs a few paces over, and tosses her into the river. Huu! Panting heavily, he wanders back over. Problem. Solved. Let's get. Refugees. He says, re-buttoning his shirt.
* Inien: Hahah... You didn't take any of that Dan the Wizard man stuff personally, did you? Inien kind of chuckles from behind Thog.
* Thog: Listen. I got a thick skin. I could tolerate a lot. I work with Markus! But I had the feeling that that was gonna take a while. Now it can take all the time it needs at the bottom of the river!
* Inien: I think we should--- I think we should get going. Inien waves back to the Bowel Ripper, who quickly diminishes back into the Zeke shape.
* Zeke: And at the end of the day, the true spirit of violence was what we had in our hearts all along.
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* GM: The guard continues to fucking carry Zalvetta.
* Ashe: God, you freaking kid. Piggyback rides.
* Zalvetta: Oh, come on. I saved your butt earlier.
* Ashe: Yeah, I think we all saved plenty of butts.
* Colvin: Yeah! And I even saved some face as well!
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* GM: Colvin once again darts forward, this time summoning Message.
* Colvin: I'm gonna send your face a telegram it will never forget! The form springs to life behind him, swinging downwards. An inch from Horaven's face it stops. Wait. What's a telegram?
* GM: He is hit with the sword and once again send flying backwards.
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* Verne: Do you know what my favourite part about necromancy is?
* Ashe: All of it?
* Verne: The dea--- Yes, but the dead outnumber the living!Category:BIG WAR episodes