Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate is the live-action host of the original series, appearing in most extended episodes. 
== Biography ==
Patchy is the self-appointed president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club. He claims to be SpongeBob's biggest fan, with his house being filled with SpongeBob merchandise such as plush toys, collectibles, bedspreads, and body pillows. Patchy's other belongings are all pirate-themed, such as a wooden boat on wheels that he uses instead of a car. However, according to Tom Kenny, Patchy is more like a "suburban guy" than a pirate and "the only thing that makes him a pirate is that he says he's one and dresses like one."
=== Appearance ===
He has a black eye patch and hook, which he frequently switches between eyes and hands, respectively. Patchy has a black beard and wears many pirate accessories, like a hat with a skull-crossbones symbol on it and a purple pirate jacket. One of his teeth is usually blacked out to look like he is missing one. In "The Sponge Who Could Fly," it is inferred that he must remove his hook and peg leg in order to take a shower. Patchy even has a spare foot, for when he goes outside. He also has a slight lateral lisp.
== Appearances ==
*a spin-off just for spin-off kings: Christmas Who? 2
*a spin-off also just for spin-off kings: Patchy the Pirate's Clubhouse
*Cult of Squid: A Thousand Souls
*The Mr. Krabs Show
*Patchy's TV Show! (and Potty's)
*Poor Pirates
*The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star: Patrick-Man: Infinity War
*Sponge vs. Society
*SpongeBob SquarePants (fanon series)
*The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie V: The Great Regime
*SpongeBob Returns
==Trivia==
*Patchy had a beard when he was a kid.
== Gallery ==
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