Competition/Transcript

Setting: SpongeBob’s Backyard
SpongeBob: Last time on, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show, our contestants were forced to survive in the mall! Due to an insane chef, neither team won the competition, allowing anyone to be eliminated! Sadly, that someone was Plankton! Who will join him this week? What brutal challenge awaits our contestants? All of these questions and much more will be answered tonight on, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!
[Opening Theme]
Setting: SpongeBob’s Backyard
Squidward: Ow. [Pinches himself] Ow. [Pinches himself again] Ow.
Barnacle Boy: What are you doing?
Squidward: Hoping that this is all a dream. [Pinches himself again] Ow.
Barnacle Boy: Well, good luck with that.
SpongeBob: I bet that you’re all wondering what special event I called you here for today!
Squidward: Don't know, don't care.
SpongeBob: That’s the spirit! In today’s competition both teams must create a competing restaurant, in hopes of garnering the most income, keeping them safe from elimination!
Mr. Krabs: This should be an easy win!
Mrs. Puff: What makes you so sure of that?
Mr. Krabs: I have experience in the restaurant buisiness!
Mrs. Puff: Well, we've got... the pink guy!
Patrick: Yeah! Who's the pink guy?
Larry the Lobster: Patrick, you're the pink guy.
Patrick: Yay!
Mr. Krabs: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get down to buisiness!
Squidward: I call team captain!
Flying Dutchman: Maybe I want to be team captain!
Squidward: Too bad, so sad!
Flying Dutchman: Hey!
Mr. Krabs: First order of buisiness, we need a location to build our restaurant!
Barnacle Boy: What are you talking about? We already have a perfectly good restaurant right here! [Points towards the Krusty Krab]
Mrs. Puff: That pile of junk?
Mr. Krabs: You eat at that "pile of junk" twice a week!
Karen: Barnacle Boy has a point! If we use the Krusty Krab, we'll be one step ahead of the other team!
Barnacle Boy: Exactly!
Setting: Krusty Krab
Sandy: Second order of buisiness, we need to assign jobs!
Mermaid Man: I can cook a mean Shabby Patty!
Pearl: It's, Krabby Patty.
Mermaid Man: Eh, what's the difference?
Sandy: Pearl, can you run a cash register
Pearl: You mean the money box?
Sandy: [Face palm] Yes, the "money box."
Pearl: Sure I can, I'm not stupid!
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard
Squidward: We need to get it together people! The other team is beating us! First order of buisiness, we need a name for our restaurant!
Mrs. Puff: Wait! Don't we need to know what kind of food to sell first?
Squidward: Good thinking Puff! How about, cuisine!
Larry the Lobster: What about advertisement?
Flying Dutchman: We don't need advertisements when you have good old fashion traps!
Larry the Lobster: Traps?
Flying Dutcman: Yeah, traps! All we need to do is construct a trap door at the entrance to the Krusty Krab that leads to our restaurant, so that every time they get a customer they'll fall right into our grasp!
Squidward: Good strategizing!
Flying Dutchman: When you've been alive for six thousand years you pick up a few tricks!
Setting: Krusty Krab
Sandy: Would anyone like to volunteer as a waiter?
Barnacle Boy: [Raises hand]
Sandy: Great! That leaves... Karen and Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: I guess that I can be a waiter too.
Sandy: Great! Do you specialize in anything, Karen?
Customer: [Walks in and hangs coat on Karen]
Karen: I guess I'm a coat rack then.
Sandy: That's everyone!
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard
Mrs. Puff: Oh no! We've forgotten the most important thing!
Squidward: What?!
Mrs. Puff: Location!
Larry the Lobster: We need to locate somewhere, where everyone will see it!
Patrick: How about right in the middle of town!
Flying Dutchman: Good idea!
Mrs. Puff: Well? Let's get to building!
Flying Dutchman: Wait! Maybe we don't have to build it! We can use my ship!
Squidward: What about the fact that your ship smells like it crawled out of the sewers?
Flying Dutchman: I'm sure with a little of your perfume we can get it to smell better.
Squidward: It's not perfume! It's cologne!
Flying Dutchman: Sure it is. [Pats Squidward on the back]
Mrs. Puff: Any volunteers to set up the trap?
Flying Dutchman: Leave it to me! [Conjures a trap door at the entrance to the Krusty Krab]
Mrs. Puff: Well, if it was that easy.
Setting: Krusty Krab
Sandy: What's going on? We haven't gotten a customer in hours!
Mr. Krabs: Something smells fishy.
Patrick: That's just me.
Mr. Krabs: Oh.
Pearl: Maybe it's just because no one wants to eat here.
Mr. Krabs: Watch your mouth! This is the Krusty Krab we're talking about! Everyone wants to eat here!
Setting: Flying Dutchman's Ship
Flying Dutchman: Thank you! Have a nice day! [Hands customer a bag of food] Come back again!
Mrs. Puff: [Sniffs] The sweet smell of success
Customer: [Opens bag of food] What is this, road kill?
Flying Dutchman: [Checks bag] There's my sock! I lost it last week!
Customer: [Face turns green]
Mrs. Puff: What are you doing? This isn't cuisine!
Flying Dutchman: Who cares about making the food taste good? It's not like they could go to the Krusty Krab if they wanted to.
Squidward: If we keep this up we'll not make any money either!
Larry the Lobster: I feel like we're missing someone.
Patrick: No, I'm still here.
Larry the Lobster: Not you. That's it! Mermaid Man!
Setting: Krusty Krab
Sandy: With all this extra time we could go ahead and cook some extra Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, but Mermaid Man's asleep at the grill. [Points towards grill]
Mermaid Man: [Wakes up] Evil!
Larry the Lobster: You have got to stop doing that!
Mr. Krabs: Maybe if we do a little advertising we can get more customers?
Sandy: What could we do to advertise?
Mr. Krabs: How about I go around town, and put these fliers on everyone's windshields?
Sandy: Where did you get the fliers?
Mr. Krabs: I made them in case of emergency. [Leaves the Krusty Krab and falls through trap door] 
Setting: Flying Dutchman's Ship
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
Flying Dutchman: Eugene?! Nothing to see here! [Pushes Mr. Krabs out the exit]
Mr. Krabs: What was all that about? [Hangs up fliers] That should do it! [Returns to Krusty Krab, and falls through trap door again]
Setting: Flying Dutchman's Ship
Mr. Krabs: What's going on here?!
Squidward: Ok, you got us!
Mrs. Puff: But we still made tons more cash! [Shows Mr. Krabs the cash register] In your face!
SpongeBob: [Enters the room] Today's winner is obvious! The Krabby Patties please report to my backyard immediately!
Larry the Lobster: But Mermaid Man is on our te-
Squidward: Let it go! If he's on our team next week, he's sure to slow us down like he did the Krabby Patties!
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard
SpongeBob: Thank you all for joining me here today! The votes are in, and with a slight turn of events, the next contestant to be eliminated from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show is Mermaid Man!
Mermaid Man: [Wakes up] Evil!
Fred: [Approaches the contestants] Everyone run!
Karen: Why?
Fred: The paparazzi's coming!
[Everyone gasps]
Paparazzi: Come back we just want your autographs!
French Narrator: Epilogue
Paparazzi: Why are you running?! We don't want to hurt you!
Patrick: [Hides Behind Dumpster] I didn't know that we were so popular!
Squidward: I'm famous! [Laughs crazily]
Paparazzi: There they are!
Squidward: Huh? Ah! [Runs away]
The End
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