No, That Wasn't The Ending

No, That Wasn't The Ending is the first episode of season six, and the fifty-ninth episode overall, of No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom. It premiered on March 1, 2022.
==Plot==
Mr. Bass breaks the convicted war criminals out of the Hague. 
==Transcript==
[The scene opens at the Hague.] 
Firing Squad: Ah, goddamnit! I missed! 
ICC Head: You blasted buffoon! How could you miss?! 
Mr. Pepperchicken: You know, if I were the one shooting, all these [dolphin chirp] would be dead by now! 
ICC Head: Shut up Tim! 
[Suddenly the doors burst open, Mr. Bass entering.] 
Mr. Bass: QUICK! THIS IS A JAIL BREAK! EVERYBODY COME WITH ME! 
Mr. R’Onion: Mr. Bass? What are you doing here? 
Mr. Bass: Mrs. Harris has locked up the entire CPTV staff! She’s going crazy, she’s arresting *everyone* in Bikini Bottom! She’s even arresting the trees! 
Mr. R’Onion: WHAT?! We’ve gotta go save those trees! 
[Everyone except Mr. Biden quickly runs out the door with Mr. Bass.] 
Mr. Biden: [looks up at the firing squad] Can you please kill me? 
Mr. Banana: JOSEPH! [grabs Mr. Biden and drags him out the door] 
[Officers O’Malley and Johnson then enter the room.] 
ICC Head: YOU’RE FIRED! 
Mrs. O’Malley and Mr. Johnson: WHAT
ICC Head: You let the prisoners escape! 
Mrs. O’Malley: Sir, the prisoners escaped under your watch, not ours. 
ICC Head: Nope. Get them out of here! 
[The firing squad then escorts the two former officers out of the building. The scene then cuts to the plane that Mr. Johnson and Mrs. O’Malley had hijacked in the previous episode, which is now being piloted by Mr. Pineapple.] 
Mr. Lobster: Uhhhh, you have a pilot’s license right? 
Mr. Pineapple: Nope, I failed the vision test. 
Mr. Lobster: YOU FAILED THE VISION TEST?! 
Mr. Pineapple: Yep, they told me I have to get glasses. So they expect me to dress up like some nerd? What are they gonna tell me next, to wear an Alvin and the Chipmunks hoodie? 
Mr. Lobster: Does anyone here have a pilot’s license? Actually, anyone except Travis please take the wheel. 
Mr. Pineapple: Relax. I know exactly what I’m doing. I passed the actual written test, I just failed the vision one. 
[The plane then crashes into the World Trade Center.] 
Mr. Lobster: You know what you’re doing, huh? 
Mr. Pineapple: That was on purpose. 
[Mr. Lobster then steps out of the plane.] 
Mr. Lobster: NOW, TIME TO FREE ALL THE INNOCENT POLITICAL PRISONERS THAT HAVE BEEN DETAINED! 
[The scene then cuts to Mr. Renaud and Ms. Cactus, who are in a cell together. The group of war criminals then arrives.] 
Mr. Renaud: Thank goodness you’re here! 
Mr. Biden: Mr. Renaud, I hereby declare you pardoned! 
Mr. Renaud: Hooray! 
Ms. Cactus: Hey! What about me? 
Mr. Biden: Nope. 
Ms. Cactus: WHAT 
Mr. Biden: You tried to steal my girlfriend! That’s a crime worth a life sentence! 
[Suddenly Mrs. Harris walks by.] 
Mr. Biden: Mrs. Harris, you’re here! Please open the cell for Mr. Renaud. 
Ms. Cactus: And me! 
Mr. Biden: Not you. 
Mrs. Harris: Oh sure, Joe. I’ll open the cell. [opens the cell] AND PUSH YOU IN! 
[Mrs. Harris quickly pushes everyone else into the cell, slamming the door shut and locking it.] 
Mr. Biden: Mrs. Harris! What is the meaning of this?! 
Mrs. Harris: You’re not like you used to be, Joe. What happened to the old Joe, who wanted to criminalize raves? We’ve hardly been putting arresting anyone lately! This is what you get for bending to the demands of your far-left underage girlfriend. 
[She walks away,]
Mr. Banana: Great, now we’re in jail again! 
Mr. Biden: At least in the old jail, we were going to get shot! 
Mr. Pepperchicken: Hey! Don’t we at least get a final phone call?
[Mrs. Harris walks back.]
Mrs. Harris: Fine. I suppose you can have one. [hands him a cellphone] 
Mr. Pepperchicken: Great! 
[He dials a number in, putting the phone up to his ear.] 
Mr. Pepperchicken: NO, I AM NOT GAY! 
[He hangs up.] 
Mr. Pineapple: Tim, you stupid Russian! You just cost us our chance to call someone for help! 
Mr. Pepperchicken: I’d rather die in prison than let someone slander my good Russian name! 
Mr. Biden: I would also like to die in prison! 
Mr. Renaud: You guys wanna shoot a scene while we’re in here? 
Mr. Banana: No! What is wrong with you?! 
Mr. Renaud: What? We’re already in jail, so that means they can’t arrest us! 
[Suddenly Ms. O’Malley and Mr. Johnson burst into the jail.] 
Mr. Johnson: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 
Mr. G: We’ve already been arrested, you don’t have to come back for us. 
Ms. O’Malley: Actually, we’re here for her! 
[Ms. O’Malley handcuffs Mrs. Harris.] 
Mrs. Harris: Hey! I’m supposed to be the one handcuffing people! 
Mr. Johnson: This will definitely get us our jobs back! 
[Mrs. Pelosi then enters the jail.] 
Mrs. Pelosi: I guess that means I’m president now. [opens the cell] All of you, you’re pardoned. 
Mr. Banana: You’re really just giving up your power that easily? 
Mrs. Pelosi: I don’t have time to be president. I need to win the heart of my one true love! 
[She holds up a picture of Mr. Trump.] 
Mr. Lobster: HEY! Are you trying to steal my man?! 
Mrs. Pelosi: Indeed. 
[She walks away.] 
Mr. Biden: Hey, hey, hey! No International Criminal Court officers allowed in Bikini Bottom! [unhandcuffs Mrs. Harris and handcuffs Mr. Johnson and Mrs. O’Malley] 
Mr. Banana: WHAT?! Why are you setting her free?! She just threw us in jail! 
Mr. Biden: She did? When? 
Mr. Banana: Today! 
Mr. Biden: I don’t remember that. 
Mr. Banana: How can you not remember?! IT JUST HAPPENED! 
Mr. Biden: [licks an ice cream cone] Jack, I have no idea what you’re talking about. [turns to Mrs. Harris] Come on, Kamala. Those war crimes won’t commit themselves! 
[Mr. G and Mr. Obama glance at each other and grin.] 
Mr. Obama: Hey, uh, wait for us! 
[The two of them run over to Mr. Biden and Mrs. Harris. As the four of them walk to the White House, Mr. Banana stares at them with a shocked face, and the episode ends.] 
== Trivia ==
* This is the first episode not to be produced by Kingshire Entertainment.