Mud

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or DennisMud's the most boring sonsa(BLEEP) you've ever seen. He dresses in blue (yes, navy blue) from head to toe. Rather drab, except his patent shoes. He makes 'em shine, well, most of the time. Because one day his feet were trottin' on by this "friend of mine". Six-foot two and rude as Hell, he's gotta get him in the ground before he starts to smell. They had their words (A Common Spat), so Mud kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. HIS NAME IS MUD! 
(insert Les Claypool being EPIC and playing the bass here)
Mud is Les Claypool's half-son by Dora Smarmy, which is kinda weird. Les is from somewhere in California, Dora is from the bowels of a Cog building's abandoned wing, but SOMEHOW, Mud turned out to be a hillbilly. Mud is quite stupid, even for redneck standards, as he gave his name and described what he was wearing immediately after killing some guy. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he doesn't have to be. Blunt force trauma can still do damage.
== Trivia ==
* Since Mud is Dora Smarmy's kid, this means that Larry Lawson is his half brother.
* Mud has such a thick Southern accent, not even Google can translate half of what he says.
* And remember, Mud spelled backwards is Dum.
* Mud lives in an apartment with Larry and Di Lung. They form the "Half-Baked Trinity".
* He currently works at Mr. Meaty
* Mud can't read.
== Theme Song/Biography ==
left|thumb|216x216px|A biography about Mud (made by his dad)
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