Ombre Cotton's Diary

'Whyyyyyyyyy did I do this'
== Blurb ==
Ombre Cotton is an independent, beautiful and caring artist from Idea. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Liam DiLorenzo, a slender, smart man with a passion for life.
Ombre takes an instant disliking to Liam and the wild and rude ways he learnt during his years in Idea.
However, when a thug tries to kill Ombre, Liam springs to the rescue. Ombre begins to notices that Liam is actually rather sweet at heart.
But, the pressures of Liam's job as a Knight leave him blind to Ombre's affections and Ombre takes up writing to try an distract herself.
But when malicious Scout, Sunny DiLorenzo, threatens to come between them, Liam has to act fast. But will they ever find the passionate love that they deserve?
== Chapter 1 ==
The hot afternoon sun hit Ombre Cotton's neck. Wet paint was smeared all over her clothes. How long have I been out here? She wondered. Turning her sunburnt head towards the clock, Ombre saw that it was nearly 3:00.
Crap! Her showcase was going to start in less than an hour!
== Reviews (fake) ==
"I fell in love with the adorable Liam DiLorenzo. Last night I dreamed that he was in my bedroom."
- The Daily Tale
"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Ombre Cotton's Diary does deliver a strong social lesson."
- Enid Kibbler
"I love the bit where a tiger tries to rob Ombre - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof