The Literal Nuclear Apocalypse Begins

Episode 9 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple.
==Transcript==
(Episode starts with the gang at an airport)
Zoltan: Why are we here
Purple: The five of us are leaving to an island.
Zoltan: Why?
(Nuclear sirens start blaring)
Purple: Anybody here a pilot?
CrazySponge: Yes I piloted 9/11.
Purple: Okay good to know. TAKE US AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE NOW!
(12 hours earlier; Sudan)
Mr. Craps: MY NUCLEAR ARSENAL HAS BEGUN!
Random Soldier: Hi.
Mr. Craps: SHUT UP! WE’RE LAUNCHING TODAY!
Random Soldier: What?
Mr. Craps: I’m carrying out nuclear campaigns across the world as the apocalypse has broken out. 
Random Soldier: Sir is that a good idea-
Mr. Craps: NO! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT!
(Mr. Craps pushes a bright red button that says “LAUNCH IN 4 HOURS”)
Mr. Craps: DAMN SUDANESE TECHNOLOGY WITH ITS FOUR HOUR DELAYS!
(Cut to an airplane 12 hours later, Crazy is piloting and the others are riding)
Crazy: Wait so does this mean all of the other good SBFW people are just going to die in a nuclear hellfire?
Existant: Guess so.
Purple: Show some respect!
Existant: Why, what did they ever do for us?
Travis: They helped me out many times.
Purple: See?
Travis: Yeah. I’ll miss those guys.
Zoltan: Hey this is all well and good but what’s that next to us?
(Another plane is flying next to the SBFW group and the side of the plane is labeled “ESB”)
Crazy: OH NO THEY MUST BE GOING TO THE SAME ISLAND!
Zoltan: What do we do?
Purple: I suggest we all land safely together-
(Crazy veers the plane directly into the ESB plane and the pilot glares at him before both planes smash into each other) 
Travis: CRAZY NO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Crazy: It’s okay we can’t die-
(Episode ends)
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