Paskewitschka Baby

The Paskewitschka Baby is one of Paskewitschkas two companions besides the Paskewitschka Chicken.
== History ==
The Paskewitschka Baby is an H.P Lovecraft monster who was created by Lovecraft when Paskewitschka took him hostage, forcing him to create an Aryan super mutant, which failed and led to the creation of the Paskewitschka baby. Although Paskewitschka at first did not like the baby he soon became one of his companions when Paskewitschka found out that he may not be in the form of a super mutant but still had some of the powers he described when he tired forcing HP to create him a monster.
== Creation ==
Because of Paskewitschkas secret ambitions of killing all Jews and taking over the world, he wanted to create a powerful companion that could help him with fighting against his enemies once he would claim land. To help him with this task he asked H.P Lovecraft to create him one with his mental abilities, but H.P declined which led to Paskewitschka building a mind control machine in which he trapped Lovecraft and forcing him to make him one. But he was too strong and managed to make Paskewitschkas Aryan Mutant to a small, paralyzed, racist Jewish baby and a chicken. 
== Known abilities ==
* Creating flying rocks out of shit and shooting them at enemies
* Scanning peoples racial profiles
* Farting Zyclon-B gas
* being paralyzed
== Trivia ==
* The Paskewitschka baby hates Jews but is a jew himself
* His ability to create stones out of shit came from Paskewitschka wanting the mutant to be able to make gold out of his own shit to financially support the 8th Reich 
* The baby has to be carried around by Paskewitschka
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