Wormhole/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Wormhole".
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(The book opens and Poppy tells about where we left off in the previous season.)
Poppy: (chuckles) It’s been a crazy couple of days. It all started when a wormhole took as to an island paradise. But when we tried to go home.. things got a little complicated. (During the storm, Poppy and her friends get ready to jump.) With me, in 3, 2, 1! (The Trolls use their hair as a sail and the ship flies toward the wormhole.) JUMP! (The Trolls yell as they jump into the wormhole. They go through another one and land on top of each other on the ground.)
Cooper: So dark! We didn’t make it! We didn’t make it! (He sees that they made it safely.) Oh! (He gets off Poppy, Branch, DJ Suki, and Smidge.) False alarm, everybody. We are not dead. (He laughs as the others get up.)
Poppy: Yeah! We did it, you guys! Home sweet ho- (She bumps into a pod. The camera zooms out to see that the pods are tiny.) What? Our pods are tiny? What happened to Troll Village? (The pod opens and a tiny King Gristle Jr. and Bridget appear.)
Bridget: I think you mean Bergen Village!
All: (gasp) Bergens?!
Bridget: You got it, girlfriends.
Cooper: Why are you so tiny?
Bridget: Because we’re Bergens. The happiest...
King Gristle Jr.: The sunniest...
Groth: (On a Flyer Bug) The friendliest creatures ever. (Barnebis poops cupcakes.)
Bridget: (Picking up a cupcake) Uh... Cupcake?
Cooper: (laughs) Oh, popping cupcakes?! Now, that’s funny! (laughs again)
Branch: Uh.. guys, I’m starting to think that storm altered the wormhole, and it sent us to a different world where Trolls are Bergens. We got to go back!
Cooper: Go? But these guys are a riot! (Barnebis poops more cupcakes.)
Bridget: Uh.... Cupcake?
Cooper: OK, now it just feels like a crutch. Cooper, out. (Just as the Trolls go back to the wormhole, he poops cupcakes.) That's how it's done, sons. (He jumps into the wormhole. The Trolls scream as they fall through another wormhole that is a volcano.)
Smidge: VOLCANO! VOLCANO!
Poppy: Guys, grab hold! (Her friends continue screaming as they grab her. Poppy uses her hair to grab the wormhole and they move away from it. They end up back to the hub of wormholes.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh.
DJ Suki: Wow! What is this crazy place?
Poppy: No idea. Branch, any way you can explain it without being super dry?
Branch: Absolutely. See, in any given multiverse-
Poppy, Smidge, DJ Suki, and Cooper: Boo!
Branch: OK, think of it this way. In a hypothetical, self-con-
Poppy, Smidge, DJ Suki, and Cooper: Boo!
Branch: Fine! Look. Pretend this is a treehouse and these wormholes are twisty slides.
DJ Suki: Got it.
Cooper: I like slides.
Smidge: I find this metaphor accessible.
Branch: One of these slides leads back to our world, but all the others lead to different realities that are variations of our own.
Smidge: So, to get home, we just have to try the different wormholes until we find the right one!
Poppy: Oof. That’s a lot to try. Best get to sliding, Trolls! (DJ Suki, Smidge, and Cooper cheer.)
Branch: OK, just remember, chaos is boundless. So, while our existence is constant, beyond the possibilities are infinite and really unknowable.
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! What does that mean?
Cooper: It means it’s about to get crazy up in here! (He grabs the other Trolls and they go through another wormhole. As soon as they land, they meet Cloud Guy. The camera pans up from his feet to his face.)
Cloud Guy: Hey, guys. How’s it going?
Poppy, Smidge, DJ Suki, and Cooper: (gasp) Cloud Guy!
Branch: Oh, put me out of my misery now.
Poppy: Branch, this is a good thing. If he’s here, we might be home!
Cloud Guy: She’s got a point, rotary joint. (Another Cloud Guy appears.)
Cloud Guy #2: Like what I’ve done with the place, database?
Branch: Two Cloud Guys?!
Cloud Guy #3: Ha-ha! Not just two, buckaroo.
Branch: Ah!
Cloud Guy 4: Why so shocked, painting smock?
Branch: ARGH!
Cloud Guy #5: Welcome to my hut, monkey butt. (Two more Cloud Guys appear.)
All: Down low?
Branch: A whole world full of Cloud Guys?! (He groans as the Cloud Guys surround him. Poppy, Cooper, DJ Suki, and Smidge laugh with them.) No way! (The Cloud Guys gasp as he picks up his friends and goes back through the wormhole. They go through another and land on the ground. Another Branch appears.)
Branch Clone #1: Shh!
Branch Clone #2: I can hear you a mile away.
Branch Clone #3: You’re gonna lead them right to us!
Branch Clone #4: Oh, no! Birds! (The Branches turn on their alarms. Poppy, DJ Suki, Smidge, and Cooper groan. Most of them are covering their ears.)
Branch: Music to my ears.
Poppy, Smidge, DJ Suki, and Cooper: (Pushing Branch back to the wormhole) No way! (They go through another wormhole.)
DJ Suki: It looks like our world. (The Trolls hear rumbling and they gasp. Birds are seen flying in the air. Suddenly, a giant Mr. Dinkles appears eating leaves. The Trolls gasp in awe and the giant Mr. Dinkles looks down on them.)
Giant Mr. Dinkles: (bellows) MEEEEEEP! (The Trolls scream and run back through the wormhole. Soon, Poppy and Branch look out through another wormhole. A female Branch appears.)
Female Branch: (In Poppy’s voice) Hi! My name’s Branch. (Poppy and Branch gasp and a male Poppy appears.)
Male Poppy: (In Branch’s voice) And I’m Poppy. (Poppy and Branch gasp again.)
Both: Welcome!
Poppy: (chuckles) No.
Branch: Not a chance. (He and Poppy leave. After that, the Trolls end up in a black-and-white world with dancing trees, dancing flowers and a sun.)
Sun: Hello there, children.
All: Nope! (They go back through the wormhole.)
Sun: Good-bye. (The Trolls end up in a world like the North Troll Pole.)
All: No! (Poppy pulls her friends out of the snow and they go back through the wormhole. They end in a world where everything is upside-down and they fall.) NOOOOOO! (Poppy uses her hair to grab the wormhole and they go back through it. They then end up in a world where they are shapes.) Nope!(They end up in a world where they are puppets.) Nope! (They end in a world based with the old 1980s Trolls dolls.) Nope! (They end up in one of the Trolly Tales 2 worlds. Swords are aimed at them and they gasp.) Nope! (They go back through the wormhole, leaving the story Trolls sad.)
Poppysus, Branchilles, Bigeleus and Guydas: Aw! (Guydas grunts and they use scissors.) A-ha! (They sit down and scrapbook. Poppy, Branch, DJ Suki, Smidge, and Cooper end up back in their world. Peppy turns around and a crowd of Trolls cheer.)
Poppy: Dad?!
Peppy: (gasps) Welcome home, honey. (He helps Poppy up.) I’ve missed you.
Poppy: Guys, we did it! (Branch, Smidge, DJ Suki, and Cooper cheer.)
Cooper: In your face!
Poppy: Oh, Dad! Give me a hug!
Peppy: Uh... Hm. What is... hug? (Poppy gasps and Cooper and DJ Suki scream while hugging each other.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Branch: Oh. No hugs, huh?
Poppy, Smidge, DJ Suki, and Cooper: (Running back to the wormhole) No way! (Poppy grabs Branch and they go back to the hub of wormholes.)
Poppy: OK, everybody rest for a bit.
DJ Suki: Rest? Under this kind of stress? I don’t know how I could possibly... (She falls asleep. Poppy sighs and sniffles.)
Branch: Poppy, you OK?
Poppy: I always knew I loved home, but I didn’t realize I’d miss it this much.
Branch: Hey. (He holds Poppy’s hands.) We’re gonna get home. We can do this. (Poppy smiles at him. Suddenly, a wormhole crackles.)
Poppy: Hm? (The wormholes start disappearing.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Poppy: Uh. This looks bad!
Branch: I knew this would happen! The wormhole is growing unstable. Eventually all the tunnels will disappear and we’ll be sealed off from home for good!
Smidge: You knew this would happen?
Branch: Yes. No.
Poppy: All right, let’s split up to search faster. Check as many tunnels as you can and meet back here at next hug time.
Branch, DJ Suki, Cooper, and Smidge: Got it! (They do a fist bump. After a while, Branch, DJ Suki, and Smidge emerge from some wormholes. Branch is covered in leaves, DJ Suki has crabs pinching her, and Smidge is covered in green slime.)
Branch, DJ Suki, and Smidge: I don’t want to talk about it. (They clean themselves up and Cooper appears.)
Smidge: Any luck, Cooper?
Cooper: No. I checked lots of awful tunnels, but the worst was this one. (He points to one of the wormholes.)
Cooper: It led to a world just like ours, but with one thing missing. Us! (Branch, Smidge, and DJ Suki gasp.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Branch: Wait, just like our world except without us? Cooper, that is our world!
Cooper: Ooh..... (He talks in his mind.) That’s it, Cooper, you just keep making this noise and they’ll never know you don’t get it.
Smidge: Oh, my Guh. What is happening?
Branch: Doesn’t matter. We know how to get home now. (DJ Suki and Smidge cheer and their bracelets chime.)
All: (gasp) Hug time?!
Branch: But Poppy’s not back yet!
DJ Suki: What if something went wrong?
Branch: Then we’ll search the wormhole she went through and find her. (They go through a wormhole, leaving Cooper behind. Branch then grabs him. The Trolls end up in a scrapbook world.)
Branch: A scrapbook world? Poppy?
Smidge: Poppy?
Branch: Poppy? (The Trolls see pop-up tabs.)
DJ Suki: Hey, look. A pop-up tab. (She pulls a tab and a flower comes up. The Trolls gasp in amazement. Smidge pulls another tab and another flower comes up.)
All: Aw!
Cooper: My turn. (He pulls the last tab and a rocket explodes. He screams and falls apart.)
Cooper: A little help here? (Branch, DJ Suki, and Smidge put him back together.)
Cooper: Thanks!
Branch: Guys, focus! We have to find Poppy and the wormhole is closing!
Smidge: Say no more! To Poppy! (She runs and the page flips.) Oh, my Guh. Cool page flip! (She flips the page again.) Flip!
Branch: Smidge, stop.
Smidge: (Flipping the page a few more time.) Flip! Flip! Flip!
Branch: Stop! Stop! STOP! (Smidge stops flipping the page.) The wormhole?!
Smidge: Oh, right. To Poppy! (She and her friends walk through a field while it is raining, a desert, a field in autumn, and a snowy mountain. Cooper’s laughing is heard. It is revealed that he has pulled four tabs that change the weather. He pulls some of them again.)
Smidge: Get it! You can’t handle this!
Branch: COOPER!!!
Cooper: I know, I know. The elements are not my playthings.
Poppy: Cooper? Is that you?
All: Poppy! (They run off to find her.)
Smidge: Poppy?
Branch: Poppy?
Poppy: Over here! Can I get a hand? (We can see that she lost her body parts.) A leg would be nice, too. (Her friends put her back together.) Thank goodness! I’m sorry I didn’t make it back. I got surprised and... exploded, apparently.
Cooper: Happens to the best of us.
Smidge: Wait, surprised? By what? (It is revealed that They are in a scrapbook world and Keith is playing with it.)
Keith: Should I add glitter or stamps?
All: Argh! IT'S KEITH!
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! (Keith gets ready to use a stamp.)
Poppy: RUUUN! (She and her friends scream and run away.)
Keith: (cackles) More rainbows! More! (Poppy and her friends dodge the rainbow stamps.) More! Time for some foul play. (He pulls a tab and big penguins appear. They shoot lasers and the Trolls scream and run away.)
Penguins: Quack! Quack-quack!
Cooper: Laser penguins?! You are one weird dude, Keith. Respect!
Poppy: There’s the wormhole! (She and her friends jump into the wormhole.)
Penguins: Quack-quack! Quack! Quack! (The Trolls return to the hub of wormholes. Almost all of them are gone.)
Branch: Cooper, which wormhole leads home?!
Cooper: That one! (Just before the wormhole disappears, Poppy grabs it they go through it. Smidge gasps as a crowd of Trolls cheer for them. Peppy then turns around.)
Poppy: Dad?
Peppy: Welcome home, honey! (He helps his daughter up.) I’ve missed you.
Poppy: Oh. Dad? (She looks at her friends and they grunt.) Give me a hug?
Peppy: Always.
Poppy: Dad! (Her friends sigh in relief. As the Trolls cheer, Poppy and her father hug and her friends join in. A rainbow appears above Troll Village.)
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