Goblin Jail

"Goblin Jail" is a song from the Legend of the Three Caballeros episode, "Stonehenge Your Bets". It is heard when Felldrake sends the goblins to take the Caballeros to Goblin Jail as part of Felldrake's evil plans.
==Lyrics==
Judge: We welcome you to Goblin Jail
You get no call, no one gets bail
We're here to bring disorder to the court
We know you're guilty so we'll make this short!
But since we have formalities
And blah blah blah legalities
We have to ask: how do you plead?
José Carioca: Your Honor, not guilty
I plead to your humanity
Panchito Pistoles: Your Honor, not guilty
For reasons of insanity
Donald Duck: Why is everybody singing?
Jury: We the jury find the defendants guilty
José: On what charges?
Jury: All of them!
Panchito: That seems fair.
Chorus: We welcome all of you to Goblin Jail
Cry all you want but no one hears you wail
The water's brown, the air is stale
José: It's not so bad, just don't inhale!
Chorus: It's so bad in Goblin Jail
The beds are made of rats and slimy snails
Ha ha, there are no beds in Goblin Jail
Panchito: What's for dinner? Lobster tail?
Chorus: Not a chance, grab a pail
Five-star dirt in Goblin Jail
One last chance to tell your tale
Before you rot in Goblin Jail
Donald: Oh no, I'm not singing!
Panchito: Anyone got a book in braille?
Donald: Oh, shut up!
==Trivia==
*It is a parody of the song "Down Down Down In Goblin Town" from the 1977 animated film "The Hobbit".
Category:The Three Caballeros songs
Category:Villain songs