That One Finale I Didn't Feel Like Naming

The seventeenth and final chapter of Total Drama: Tiki Jungle, posted on June 3, 2011.
==Story==
"Last time on Total Drama: Tiki Jungle..." begins Chris, "The final three had to do some trivia. Julia and Chrissy both tried to vote Arthur out, but Arthur won invincibility, so he couldn't have gotten voted out. Therefore, Chrissy was voted out. Boo-hoo. In a shocking twist, only Arthur and Julia remain. Who's gonna win the million bucks? Tune in to find out!"
Arthur and Julia are sitting in their cabin, eyeing each other menacingly.
"I hate you." says Julia.
"Yeesh, no need to be so harsh." says Arthur.
"You voted out my best friend." says Julia angrily.
"Well, you voted out my best friend, Gary." says Arthur.
"I didn't vote him out. He came in last in the canoe race." says Julia.
"But you beat him. So technically, you voted him out." says Arthur.
"Grr." growls Julia.
"Hey, my bulbs are sore." says Arthur.
"Ugh, seriously? A new catchphrase?" asks Julia. "Don't you think morbid obeeeesity and loose peanuts are annoying enough?"
"Nope." grins Arthur.
Chris is shown next to two empty bleachers. The Boat of Losers comes up to the dock, carrying the eliminated contestants.
"Like usual, we'll have the eliminated losers pick who they want to support, then we'll get on with the challenge." says Chris. "First up is Manty."
Manty comes out of the boat with new shoes. "Like my new shoes, Chris-a-roni?" he asks.
"They're blue and zebra striped." says Chris. "Nice."
"Anyways, I'm gonna support Julia, because she's a guuuurl." says Manty. "And, as you know, I love girls."
"All right then." says Chris, as Manty walks to Julia's support section. "Next up is Amanda."
Amanda walks out of the boat. "Julia was on my team, so... yeah." she says, and walks to Julia's support section.
"All right, let's see Alex..." says Chris. "That is if he's awake. Or alive."
Alex rolls out of the boat. "Julia." he says groggily, and crawls to Julia's bleacher.
"Wow, lots of love for Julia, not so much for Art." says Chris. "Next up is Sharissa."
"AIEEEEE!" screams Sharissa, as she comes out of the boat. "Julia for the win!"
"Whatever." says Chris. He points to Julia's support section.
Elena walks out of the boat.
"Ugh, pick a winner." says Chris.
"I pick Julia, even though she was really annoying." says Elena. "And stupid Arthur voted out my boyfriend, so yeah."
"You and him make a perfect couple." says Chris.
"Me and Trey or me and Arthur?" asks Elena.
Chris giggles. Elena walks to Julia's support section.
Carson comes out of the boat. "Julia." he says, and walks to Julia's support section.
"Here comes Octavia." says Chris, and Octavia struts out of the boat.
"I support Julia." says Octavia blandly. "No comment."
"'Kay." says Chris, and Octavia skips to Julia's section.
Meg walks out of the boat with a girl who looks exactly like her, only with a more depressed look.
"Meg, you brought your clone." says Chris worriedly.
"Nah, this is my sister, Hannah. Han, say hi to Chris." says Meg.
"Sup." says Hannah boredly.
"Nice to meet you." says Chris. The girls sit in Julia's support section.
Trey walks out of the boat with a scowl on his face.
"Are you supporting Arthur?" asks Chris.
"Why would I support the piece of @#$%! who voted me off?" asks Trey.
"Um, actually, Devin voted you off." says Chris.
"Arthur was in cahoots with him." says Trey, and stomps to Julia's support section.
Helga comes out of the boat reading.
"Hello, Helga." says Chris.
Helga gives Chris the finger and supports Julia.
"And let's meet Chrissy." says Chris.
"Yo, whadup." says Chrissy as she walks out of the boat. "Julia was my best friend here, and Arthur is a piece of crap."
"Hey, where are Gary, Nic and Devin?" asks Chris.
Gary, Nic, and Devin come out of the bus.
"Arthur FTW!" screams Gary. He is shirtless, glasses-less, and has war paint on his cheeks. His sign reads "Arthur is > 9000."
"Arthur is gonna beat Julia to the ground!" says Nic valiantly. He is showing off Abby, and wearing a sarong. His sign reads "Morbid Obeeeesity FTW."
"Yo, dawgs, Art to th' shizzle to th' fizzle, word!" says Devin. He is wearing a rasta cap, sagging his pants, and holding a sign that reads "Yo, Dawg, Arthur's Tight."
"So there's eleven Julia supporters, and..." says Chris. "Three Arthur supporters."
"Dang it..." says Arthur, who comes out of the cabin with Julia.
"Hey, there is actually four supporters for Art." says Nic.
"Who's the fourth?" asks Chris.
"My beautiful Abigail." says Nic.
"Not a person." says Chris. "Anyways, finalists, time to race around the jungle. You need to complete four laps to win."
"Dude, I suck at runnin'." says Arthur.
"Too bad, so sad." says Chris. "Are you guys ready?"
"Wait!" says Arthur. "My peanuts are loooose!"
"TIGHTEN THEM." says Chris angrily.
Arthur takes out a jar of peanuts from his pocket and tightens the lid. There seems to be a hole in the side of the jar.
"Hey, I did it!" says Arthur happily.
Everyone gapes with their mouth open.
"What, you thought I meant my...?" asks Arthur awkwardly. "Silly kids..."
"Anyways, let's start." says Chris. He shoots the starting pistol.
"Good luck, Chuck." says Arthur.
"Shut up." says Julia, and begins to run.
"Hey, wait up!" pants Arthur.
"Naaah." says Julia. "I was on the track team. Ha-ha."
Arthur says a naughty word.
A while later, the two are still running through the jungle. They come to a river.
"Aw, poodles." says Arthur.
"Seriously?" asks Julia. "Can you swim?"
"Kind of." says Arthur hesitantly. "Wanna help me?"
"Eww, no." says Julia. She dives into the water, and begins to swim.
"HELP MEEEEE!" says Arthur.
Suddenly, a hippo comes out of the water.
"Yay!" says Arthur. He uses the hippo as a bridge and trots away.
"Aw, darn it." says Julia. "I thought you would die in the water or something."
"Aww, how pleasant." says Arthur. "Hey, I think I see the finish line."
"We're only on our first lap, idiot." says Julia.
"Oh yeah, that's why it seemed so short." says Arthur.
The two near the finish line. Trey sticks out his foot to trip Arthur, and succeeds.
"Oof!" says Arthur, tumbling onto the ground.
"Hey, that's unfair!" screams Nic.
"Fix! FIIIIX!" screams Gary.
"Dis be an outrage, yo!" screams Devin.
Arthur gets up groggily. "Dudes, I'm okay!" he says.
"Yeah! Now beat that ginger!" says Nic happily.
Julia turns around from her running. "Ugh, what did you call me?"
"Um, a ginger." says Nic.
"I HATE THAT WORD!" screams Julia, and runs towards Nic.
"Uh-oh." says Gary.
Julia begins to beat up Nic. However, before she can do much, Chris pulls them apart.
"Ptoo!" Nic spits out a tooth.
"Oh lawd, dat nasty, yo." says Devin.
The two complete their three other laps. At the end of the fourth lap, they are neck in neck.
"Just give up!" screams Julia.
"Never!" screams Arthur. "I have to win this, for my bulbs!"
"Gross." says Julia. "Hey, my shoe's untied."
"Stop to tie it! You don't want to trip, do ya?" asks Arthur.
"I'm not falling for your silly little games, Arturo." says Julia.
Arthur "accidentally" trips Julia.
"Whoopsie-daisies." says Arthur, and starts to run faster.
Julia brushes the dust off, and gets back to running.
"Go, Arthur!" scream Gary, Devin, and Nic.
"Julia, you can beat that weirdo!" says Sharissa loudly.
"Oh, Arthur's the weirdo?" asks Alex groggily.
"Good point." says Sharissa. "You can beat that... Arthur!"
Arthur and Julia cross the finish line at the exact same time.
"Ugh, again?" asks a disappointed Chris. "We already had this last season."
"So, what's the tiebreaker?" asks Arthur.
"Well, let's see here. Chef, do you have any ideas?" asks Chris.
Chef walks in. "Nah, sorry, man."
"All right then. How about..." thinks Chris.
"Just gimme the money and we can all get away from this stupid island." says Julia.
"Actually, I think we should have a nice little game of rock paper scissors." says Chris.
"Seriously?" asks Carson.
"That's so pathetic." says Meg's sister, Hannah, in an apathetic tone.
"All right, let the games begin!" says Chris, ignoring the complaining people.
Arthur picks rock, Julia picks scissors.
"Best two outta three." says Julia.
"Fiiiine." says Arthur.
Arthur picks paper, Julia picks scissors.
"Haw, haw." says Arthur.
"Shut up, you little idiot." says Julia.
"All right, final round..." says Chris suspensefully.
Arthur picks rock, Julia picks paper.
"Hey, man, did I just win?" asks Julia.
"Yes, yes you did!" says Chris. "Julia, you have won Total Drama: Tiki Jungle!!!"
"Crappity crap crap crap." says Arthur.
"Ha-ha! In your face, TURD! I won, you lost! Haw, haw!" says Julia.
"Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never--" says Arthur.
"Aw, c'mere, ya big lug." interrupts Julia, and gives Arthur a bear hug.
"Awww..." says everyone.
"Dudes, we're not in a relationship." says Julia.
Gary, Devin, and Nic come over to Arthur.
"Sorry, men, I tried." says Arthur.
"Dude, you rock!" screams Nic.
"Over nine thousand!" says Gary happily.
"But I lost." says Arthur.
"So? Second place still be ballin'!" says Devin.
Chef comes in with the million dollar suitcase, and hands it to Julia.
"Oh, and hers doesn't get eaten by a bear." grumps Carson.
"Wow, this is a lot of benjamins." says Julia.
"Can I pweese have some?" asks Arthur.
"Aw, sure." says Julia. She hands Arthur an $100 bill.
Trey suddenly creeps up behind Julia, and snatches her suitcase.
"HEY!" screams Julia.
"This money deserves to be mine! I am the true winner of this game. You, my idiotic enemy, are just a red-headed pawn!" screams Trey, and hijacks the Boat of Losers.
"Hey, that was my money!" screams Chris. "Get him!"
The losers, plus Arthur and Julia, run towards Trey. Sadly, they are too late, as Trey's boat disappears into the Pacific.
"Darn it. I wanted that money." says Julia sadly.
A police helicopter appears, and two police officers come out. They grab the money, and Trey is sent flying back on the shore.
"You suck." says Julia, and knees Trey in the balls.
"Let's get outta here!" screams Chef, and leads everyone onto the boat.
"I'm Gary!" says Gary to Hannah.
"Meg has told me loads of interesting things about you. Some are disturbing." says Hannah.
Chris is on the dock of the boat, which is speeding away. "Will Trey ever get out of that deserted island? What will Julia do with her bucks? Find out..." he says. "Actually, there's no more episodes. Until the reunion, I guess. Well, be sure to tune in to next season! It's gonna be goooood! I'm Chris McLean, signing off of Total... Drama... Tiki, Tiki Jungle!"
"I'm morbidly obeeeese..." says Arthur, who comes up behind him.
"That;s nice. Now, leave me alone." says Chris.