The Jiggily Butt

==Publishers Summary==
Germaine has issues with her jiggly butt.
==Transcript==
Germaine is standing in the bathroom, tugging at some skin on her belly.
: Germaine
: I think I gained weight, did I gain weight? I think I did!
: Foamy
: yeah yeah yeah, you’re a fat bastard! Who cares? I’m having this issue with my cult, I’ve almost conquered America, but it’s a bit more difficult to reach overseas with all the…
: Germaine
: Really? You think I gained weight?
: Foamy
: YES! Now stop obsessing over your fat ass and LISTEN!
: Germaine
: Damn, it IS fat! Ewww! I have one of those jiggly butts!
: Foamy
: Shut the fuck up! Since when are you so insecure about how you look? Look at your hair, it’s DISTURBING! And your personality is one-dimensional and bland! Your ass is the least of your problems!
: Germaine
: Eh, I guess everyone has their moments of insecurity, whatever! I guess it doesn’t matter.
: Foamy
: Damn right it doesn’t! If you are a fat bastard, be PROUD that you are a fat bastard! There’s no sense in trying to be something that you aren’t!
: Germaine
: You know.. You’re right! Fuck society and it’s obsession with idealistic beauty! Look at my jiggly butt, jiggle jiggle jiggle! Look at it! Look at my jiggly butt! Jiggle jiggle jiggle! It’s BEAUTIFUL!
: Foamy
: Stop that! You’re embarrassing yourself!
: Germaine
: Please, it’s not like anyone can see me! Jiggle jiggle!
: Foamy
: You have the fattest of asses, you fat bastard!
Foamy hold up a sign reading: On strike! Foamy demands better scripts!
: Germaine
: It’s like gelatin! Ooh, it’s jiggly, I like the jiggly! Jiggly jiggly jiggly!
: Foamy
: That’s it! I’m leaving! This is the worst cartoon ever made! Scripts about jiggly asses don’t cut it with me! Alright!
: Germaine
: It’s a jelly butt!
: Foamy
: Who writes this crap?
: Germaine
: Look at my jelly butt!
: Foamy
: I want names!
: Germaine
: I’m proud of my jelly butt!
: Foamy
: Give me names!
: Germaine
: whooo!
: Foamy
: or else you’ll feel my wrath!
Germaine shakes her butt and burps
: Foamy
: And you! You’re the biggest disappointment since the crucifixion!
Germaine continues shaking her butt.
: Foamy
: There better be something good here in two weeks!
Germaine is still shaking her butt.
: Foamy
: I give you two weeks!
Germaine just shakes her butt and burps loudly
: Foamy
:…And then I quit!
End screnen appears.
: Germaine
: Jiggle jiggle!
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website