The RPG

The RPG is a turn-based RPG game released on PC in 2010.
==Story==
===Prologue===
Long ago in a distant year (1936), there was a prophecy yet to be foretold. Four heroes; A guy who likes swords, a nerd, a doctor and a big dumb person would stop a great evil and save The Universe. Centuries had passed, and it seemed like the prophecy was merely some freaky bull crap. However, in the year 2222, the world was proven wrong. Somewhere in the eastmost Super Europe, a villainous cloudy being named Mr. Evil! tore a hole in the sky and swiped The Universe from her spacial kingdom! He proceeded to fly into space, where he was travelling to an unknown land.
Three years passed. In the humble town of Anew, a young man named Swordy was practicing his swordplay. Suddenly, he was transferred to a white void by a fairy-like creature created from the ripples caused by the tear in space. Its name was Fairy. It told Swordy that he would fulfill the prophecy, as he liked swords. He was also told that he must find the nerd, doctor and big dumb person, who would all meet at the Fountain Kurbain, which was right past the Grungrbung. After agreeing to go to Fountain Kurbain, he returned to his backyard and began his trek there!
Once past the Grungrbung, Swordy met Booky, Staffy and Hammy at Fountain Kurbain. Fairy then appeared to the four heroes-to-be. It told them that when Mr. Evil! tore the hole in space, he used the power of the Cool Heads to do so. The 7 Cool Heads were spread out across the land afterwards, and were now protected by Mr. Evil!'s minions. To save The Universe, they had to get them all to travel to him. Knowing this, the heroes began their big journey!
===Chapter 1===
==Gameplay==
===Overworld===
===In Battle===
==Characters==
===Player Characters===
Character	Description 	General Stats
Swordy 	Swordy has a sword. He is a brash hero who uses his abilities to protect others and boost his attack. He has very basic stats.	
Epic Points: III
Ouchie Points: III
Zoom Points: II
Booky 	
Booky has a book. Using it, he can cast spells to attack and hinder opponents. Also a big nerd. Has very little EP, but is very fast.	
Epic Points: I
Ouchie Points: II
Zoom Points: IIII
Hammy 	
Hammy has a hammer. Despite being very strong and cool, he is dumb. He has the most raw power, but is a slow dude. 	
Epic Points: II
Ouchie Points: IIII
Zoom Points: I
Staffy 	
Staffy has a staff. He is a doctor who uses it to heal his patients. He's a super nice dude who has high EP, but low damage. 	
Epic Points: IIII
Ouchie Points: I
Zoom Points: III
===Other Characters===
Character	Description
Cage Dude	Cage Dude is a reccuring minor antagonist in the game. He can be found across Super Europe with a Little Boi trapped inside him. Try to find and defeat him to free the Little Boi!
Penny Nickels	Penny is the single shopkeep of the many towns of Super Europe. She must be in great shape to be able to run across the continent that fast!
Mr. Evil!	Mr Evil! Is a villainous dude who stole The Universe and will destroy her in order to eliminate everyone who opposes him (meaning everyone). Also, HE DOUBLE DIPS.
The Universe	
A perky princess who lives in space. Where in space? Everywhere. Apparently, her hair has an alternate dimension inside that gets chopped down when she goes to the barber.
also she's 14 so don't even think about it lol
Z-Bert 	
Z-Bert is the X-TREME mascot of the amazing new energy drink: Epic Z! Come to his stand in specific areas in Super Europe to heal all of your Epic Points! It's best to stay epic!
==Character Abilities==
===Swordy===
===Booky Booky is a frickin' nerd that has books n' spells, he does magic attacks and is pretty useful for when you don't really wanna get up close to those frickin' enemies P.S. One of Booky's well known spells is, ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZOO, FUCK YOU!===
===Hammy===
===Staffy===
===Little Bois===
Little Bois are helper characters that are unlocked by defeating Cage Dude in specific areas. You can summon one per fight to assist you in battle.
NOTE: Each Little Boi costs 5 Wowza Points from every character to use.
==Map of Super Europe==
==Enemies==
===Common Enemies===
Character	Description 	Attacks	Appears in
Bone 	Bone is a bone. He has a face and will whack you with his body. It's like bones are strong or something! 	 	
Letter O	Letter O is shaped like the letter O. Don't be confused by his simple shape; he will kill you with his beams.	 	
The Fast	
The Fast is a fast dude. He does his attacks fast, so it's hard to block them. He also always goes first in battle.	 	
Tree Smap	Tree Smaps are blobs of smap that comes from the Trees of the Grungrbung. 	 	
 	 	 	
===Mini Bosses===
Character	Description
Large Gun	A miniboss of Chapter 1. He can shoot! It hurts.
===Cage Dude Battles===
===Story Bosses===
Character	Description
The Big One	A giant tidal wave bad boy! He also has a wicked epic hat.
Al Ferdinand	 
==Items==
==Gallery==
===Original MS Paint Artwork===
The RPG blueprints.png|The original MS Paint art of Swordy, Booky, Hammy and Staffy
===Concept Art===
==Trivia==
*The artwork for The RPG was made by sketching with a mouse in MS Paint and then re-tracing the sketches in PowerPoint.
Category:Role-Playing Games
Category:Action Role-Playing Games