Annoying Orange: Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenry

Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenry is the 50th episode from Season 3 and the 108th episode of the whole series. It's the third viral video week parody of 2011 being a parody of Epic Rap Battles of History by Nicepeter. 
==Plot==
The Rap Battle is Orange versus a parody of Eminem. The Fake Slim Shady goes first and raps about Orange being in love with Passion, how much of a loser he is, etc. Then Orange comes in and disses him until he gets cut by a Kinfe.
==Lyrics==
Em&Em:
Won't melt in your hand, but I'll hand you a loss, see?
Handily defeated by the candy family posse
I got mounds of red hot rhymes, let me tell ya!
Warheads, fire balls, I'll candy shell ya.
Leave a pulpy crater, find Passion and I will date her!
Beat you up good and plenty, now and later.
As much as I'm enjoying toying with an Orange who's annoying,
I should just be gettin' going cuz I'm blantantly destroying you!
Orange:
Guess what I can do, numumumumum
Numumumumumumumum (Em&Em: STOP IT!)
I'll win! Know why?
Cuz I'm so fruit fly!
And you'll probably lose cuz you're a vegetable (EM&EM: Chocolate!)
You rap like an apple,
Get out of here and grapple
With the fact that you go absolutely horrible with Snapple (EM&EM: Hey!)
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The Skittle I beat!
Cuz I spit mad rhymes like I spit mad seeds!
Em&Em:
I've got a riddle for you.
What kind of Skittle has a little "M",
Brittle shell, and chocolatey middle?
It doesn't take a smartie or a nerd to know I'm M&M!
Then again you're a lemon head, so come again?
Nothing rhymes with orange,
So you got no rhymes
Just like you got no hands,
And no chance this time! (Orange: HEY!)
A handstand to spell it out,
Then I'll pack it in
The "M" stands for "Me",
The "W" stands for “Win!"
Orange:
Hey! Hey! Hay is for horses!
You're snacks are all whack,
Not even main courses.
Betcha can't even touch your tongue to your eye
Just like you can't withstand my rhymes
That cut like a knife! (Em&Em: Cha...Whatever!)
No!...Knife!
==Fruity Question of the Day==
What should Orange rap battle next?!
Leave your answer in the comments!
==Video==
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