S08E01 - Fantastic Kinks and Where to Find Them

This is the first episode of Season 8, which is alternately stylized as the "fan-tastic season 8" and "Season Masterb8". This season features the story "He Who Must Not Be Disobeyed", which was co-written by two Potterotics: BrandonStrayne and Keep_Calm_And_Expecto_Patronum. This episode covers approximately the first 3/4 of chapter 1 of the story.
== Episode Summary ==
Bathilda has convinced her friend Albus to come for a wild night at an underground sex club and Albus isn't sure how he feels about the situation...that is until he meets the charming, hunky bartender.
== Notable Moments ==
* Episode kicks off with a Grindeldore themed cover of "Summer Nights" from Grease.
* "Let's have a little foreplay before we blow a load in your ear." ~ Allie
* Allie and Lyndsay joke that Danny should have made the banner say "Fan-tASS-Dick" to be a true Danny joke.
* Danny is concerned he's going to have to learn new words (like "macabre")
* Allie used to hang at "Club HJ" (not the actual name of the club, but could have been)
* "Do you have a white wine that would pair well with this table oral sex?" ~ Allie
** "It would be a Penis Grigio" ~ Danny
** "MerBlow" ~ Lyndsay
** "ChardonHAY!" ~ Allie
* Danny and Allie discuss Danny's wall climbing teacher. Lyndsay wonders why they keep calling it "wall climbing" rather than "indoor rock climbing".
* Canon ages in the wizarding world are flexible given that they live so long. So it's not *that* weird that Albus is at a sex club with his former babysitter...right?
* Allie just realized that she was picturing old Albus and could be picturing Jude Law and adjusts her mental image accordingly.
* Danny guesses that the "Priapo Charm" is a booze charm, but actually it is a reference to Priapus , a Greek fertility god noted for his " oversized, permanent erection"
* The hosts make plans to go to sex masks with Potterotica branded masks.
* The hosts are ALL IN for the consent mood rings
* "Second order of business: A very stiff stiffie" ~ Allie and Lyndsay, simultaneously.
* Gasping Lyndsay
* Allie's never allowed in a sex club because she calls them "clamp-aroo-roos"
* "Wulf" is sexy, but it's no "Brian"
* Potterotics Homeworks: What is your sexy club name?
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Feeling really good about the story.
Danny: Up
* Excited to see where this is going
Lyndsay: Up
* Her mood ring is GREEN.
* 50 Shades of Grey a little bit
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Kathleen, for coining "Season Masterb8" during the Patreon Dongs Behind our Behinds broadcast.
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