Wanna play

Raccoons sure are annoying as I purchased one at the petting zoo for a nice amount of cash. It was the common grey and white type. It seemed very young, and as I was asleep I thought I heard the voice of a child right next to my bed and it said, "Wanna play?"
As I looked to see who it was I found my raccoon pet standing right next to my bed. A feeling that something was wrong came to me.
Raccoons can't talk, right...
I just awkwardly stared at it until it scurried away. The next morning I ate my breakfast and the raccoon was standing on all his 2 feet and he walked like that.
He lifted his small raccoon hand and touched mine, and once again said,
Wanna play?
I thought I was going crazy as I saw the raccoon's mouth move as it talked. I ran as fast as I could out of my house and I refuse to go back there!
Hopefully it will not fi-
Wanna play now!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Man was found dead on the streets of Montreal. The cause is of a heart attack. Raccoon foot marks discovered as if it was walking on all two legs.
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