Й

Й is a Soviet Russian letter and a member of АБВГДЕЁЖЗИЙКЛМНОПРСТУФХЦЧШЩЪЫЬЭЮЯ whos addiction is to embrace macaroni. Their middle name is also their favorite because they wanted to change their middle name in order to represent their addiction to macaroni. They are really stupid because their alignment says so, even their UnRank certificate is a negative number of the starting digits of Pi.
Й is also an expert at dancing irregularly as a maid so if you aren't used to weird stuff, you might want to gouge your eyes out. Й is also a robotic figure and they're classified as an I.T.C.R.A.T.C.A.Y.A.M (Irrelevant Tortureable Crybaby, Running at the Court, Always Yapping About Macaroni), named after you in some alternate UnUniverses.
==Description==
Й is a macaroni addicted person because of their education, and their education is still operating today. Й does not really care what is going on, even if their taxes are not paid yet, just so that they can get away with situations. Й's main part of their life is none other than macaroni, especially products like them. Macaroni is something that tastes round and weird, Й is weird because they're weird, and you are weird because of what you did earlier.
Й never takes action on a group of АБВГДЕЁЖЗИЙКЛМНОПРСТУФХЦЧШЩЪЫЬЭЮЯ so that they can continue on consuming macaroni. Й is also at a younger age than 13, and they act childish and stubborn.
===Addiction===
Their addiction to macaroni products are unmeasurable, and it's not OVER 9000, nor ∞, not even beyond absolute infinity, we will never know. Once all of them are sold out, Й will start feeding on people's stomachs and go nuts, then they will be sent to Juvenile prison so that they will suffer, but they haven't done this action yet.
Their steak preference is macaroni, because they thought macaroni is a steak, and macaroni is not a steak. Everything that they like are products that reference macaroni, and when they spot someone's negativity towards macaroni, they will kill them. They were educated to embrace macaroni, they also played the only available sport "eating macaroni".
Their religion is Macaronism, because they worship macaroni, and there are no other people who believe in macaroni. They believed that a single piece of macaroni created the UnUniverse because they're stupid, and they also rejected Chuck Norris. They're currently in the death list and they're not killed yet.
===Trivia===
*Й's least favorite macaroni is nonexistant.
*After reading this entire page, you will crave for macaroni.
*Sometimes people mistake them as female.
*They will find you if you ate cheese instead of the macaroni.
Category:Stupid
Category:Letters
Category:Losers