Xbox Series

The Xbox Series consoles, consisting of both the Xbox Series X and Xbox Series S, is a 9th generation shame console duo released to compete with Sony's PlayStation 5, but ended up FAILing instead. For some reason, they're both squares, since Microsoft seemed to be drunk off power after realizing they could take over Minecraft. It's also capable of storing your chicken wings in case you need to store chicken wings in your Xbox.
== Being Launched ==
Microsoft saw the declining sales of the Xbox One and thus decided to launch the Series X for no apparent reason. There were no good games at launch. Do you know any Series X games? Exactly. 
Then the PS5 came out and actually got attention, so Microsoft did sum quik meths and made 1 last update to the Xbox ONE that made it 23 times better. It also may have been part of Microsoft Sam's plans for world domination by spreading a fourth variant of Xbox Criminal Syndrome, but he won't tell us anything :( 
The Xbox Series S, however, is a weird one. It's a digital only console, has half the power of it's X brother, no 4K or 8K support, but it costs less. Thus making this a great gift for shamers who can't find Series Xs or PS5s. You also can’t use a external disc drive, but Shame Pass makes up for it.
== Shames ==
* Grand Theft Sesame Street: Hot Pursuit
* Halo Finite
*Forza
*Do a certain thing and you just unlocked emulators! Now you can play Play Station 2, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo 64, Play Station 3 and more shames from other consoles!!
* Brawl of the Consoles IV: Revenge 
* Limited backwards compatibility with Xbox and Xbox 360 shames. Fully backwards compatible with all Xbox ONE shames
* Xbox Shame Pass: gives you over 300 free shames at your fingertips for a cheap price of Un$11.99 a month! This includes classics such as Banjo With a Tooie and Call of Ducky: Modern Warfare 2 and the new stuff like Defeat Da Undefeatables!!!
*Sonic Blood
* I’m sure you expected this
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