The Strangest Rugrats Adventure (transcript)

Garry Marshall: [voice over, after the Paramount logo is finished] Now, where to begin?
[opening to the 2002 Nickelodeon Movies logo]
Garry Marshall: How about "Once upon a time"?
[opening glitches up and cuts to black]
Garry Marshall: How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else.
[gasps] I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.
[opening to Pinwheel while the Circle of Life plays]
Garry Marshall: No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?
[Golden Book Video's opening with a hue change]
Garry Marshall: Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. [as a Nick Toons logo zooms in] Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst. 
[place bang to Tommy] 
Tommy Pickles: So, forest adventure. 
[Cut in birds, where kids] 
Crowd: Run, scream, run. 
[Fred and Joe they kids] 
Policeman: There he is. 
[Wrecked ball]