Pikachu and Poké-Friends/Transcript

== Season 1 ==
=== Presidential Kidnappers [1.01] ===
[Team Meanies invade the president house]
Poliwhirl: What is the meaning of this?
Liepard: It's quite simple, Mr. Poliwhirl, you're being kidnapped.
Wobbuffet: Yeah, how does that grab you? [Slaps the Poliwhirl]
Pikachu: Next time I take a ride like that, I'm bringing a parachute!
Hitmonchan: There ain't going to be any next time, Pikachu, cause we're gonna punch all over you!
[Raichu arrives]
Raichu: That's what you think, scoundrels!
Liepard: It's Raichu
Raichu: [patting Pikachu's head] Are you alright, darling?
Pikachu: Well, I was feeling a bit run down, but now that you're here, Raichu, I'm feeling much better!
Hitmonchan: Good, now we can punch both of yours!
Raichu: I wouldn't be too sure about that!
[Returning to headquarters after being shocked by Pikachu]
Rhydon: Hi, boss, you'll never guess how we messed up this time!
Darkrai: I don't have to guess, I saw it all! On my Poké-Land spy satellite.
Rhydon: [laughing] Oh, me on TV? How did I look Darkrai?
Darkrai: Enough!
Hitmonchan: We're taking you for a little ride! [laughs evilly] and if you don't tell us were the viridian forest is, let's go!
Scrafty: Oh, if they lets go what happens to us? [sobs]
Hitmonchan: Don't ask dumb questions!
=== Picnic in Poké-Land [1.02] ===
Wobbuffet: [he is cooking pancakes] Hey, Hitmonchan, how about a barbequed pancake? They look just like Pikachu. [eats one] Only they don't taste as good as he does.
Hitmonchan: No thanks. I like crotching on the real thing. [a Frisbee flies in his face] I said I don't want no pancake!
Scrafty: That ain't no pancake, Hitmonchan! It's a flying oval set. A slying coral set. It's a… [laughs]
Liepard: You silly jerks. This is a frisbee.
=== The Great Earthquake [1.03] ===
Darkrai: Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?
Hitmonchan: You're gonna be proud of us, boss, We found the Viridian Forest for you!
Darkrai: Where is it?
Hitmonchan: Tell him, Wobbuffet! [pulls Wobbuffet in front of the line]
Wobbuffet: Uh, tell him, Rhydon. [pulls Rhydon in front of the line]
Rhydon: Tell him, Scrafty. [pulls Scrafty in front of the line]
Scrafty: Uh, uh, I wasn't watching. I thought you guys were watching!
Wobbuffet: I wasn't watching. Were you watching?
Rhydon: Not me, I thought you were watching.
Darkrai: Enough, you fools!
Wobbuffet: [Magikarp on Wobbuffet's tail] Hey, Hitmonchan, how do you like my new tail? Fits me like a Magikarp, huh?
Hitmonchan: That is a Magikarp, Wobbuffet!
Wobbuffet: Oh, so it is. And here I thought my tails were growing.
=== Hocus Pocus Pikachu [1.04] ===
Pikachu: Aw, man! Raichu's back. If she finds out I lost Pichu, I'm in big trouble.
[Pikachu shivers as Bulbasaur starts tickling on Pikachu's tail]
Pikachu: Don't bother me, Bulbasaur!
Bulbasaur: Oops! Sorry...
Pikachu: I got to find Pichu!
Raichu: Did I hear Pichu call? You didn't let him wonder in the yard and catch cold, did you?
Pikachu: Of course not, dear, That was me. I sneezed.
=== Southpaw Pika [1.05] ===
Rhydon: Uh, the stadium's just around the bend, Hitmonchan!
Hitmonchan: Good! Messing up Hoenn's World Series is gonna be almost as much fun as punching Pikachu!
Liepard: I've got to get out of here before I get caught! [runs into Pikachu]
Pikachu: You just did! [throws her to Raichu for the thundershock]
Pikachu: Come on, Rhino fool! Put one over me!
Rhydon: He'll never hit my stone-ball. [throws the ball away from the plate]
Liepard: Strike one!
Pikachu: What?!
Liepard: Oh, talking back to the umpire, huh? Make that strike two!
Raichu: Go, Pikachu, Go!
=== Pichu Panic [1.06] ===
Raichu: What's up, Pikachu?
Pikachu: Ahhh! Oh, it's only you, Raichu.
Raichu: What have you got in the sack, Pikachu?
Pikachu: Shh. There super rare candies.
Raichu: Super rare candies?
Pikachu: Shh! If Darkrai and his Team Meanies ever found these, they could grow there own super powered rare candy at Viridian Forest.
Raichu: Oh my!
[Pikachu is chased by the Team Meanies into his kitchen, where Raichu is busy washing dishes]
Raichu: What's the rush, Pikachu?
Pikachu: Uh, we've got company for lunch.
Raichu: Oh, but there aren't enought rare candies.
Pikachu: No problem. They don't wanna hurt with us - they just wanna hurt us!
Hitmonchan: That's right! And don't bother setting the table - we're just gonna punch and run! [Hitmonchan punches Pikachu, who collapses onto the floor]
Pikachu: Oh, whoa… I feel dizzy...
=== Count Crobat [1.07] ===
Darkrai: I don't care if you mess things up again. You've been replaced.
[The Team Meanies start coughing]
Darkrai: Stop your coughing and get into something better!
Crobat: I want to bite your bones!
Scrafty: We ain't got no phones…I mean bones. Were Team Meanies! And Team Meanies ain't got no bones!
=== Trick or Treat [1.08] ===
Pikachu: Uh, trick or treat.
[Kecleon puts one rare candy in Pikachu's sack]
Pikachu: Only one?
Kecleon: You know your right. [takes the rare candy back] You are a bit old to be trick or treating.
[Team Meanies knock on door and Kecleon answers]
Team Meanies: Trick or treat!
Kecleon: Aw, isn't that cute? You kids look just like the team meanies.
Hitmonchan: Wrong, kec-dunce. We are the team meanies!
[Team Meanies slaps Kecleon, who falls in a daze]
Hitmonchan: We're gonna chop, chop, chop…
Rhydon: On your bones, bones, bones.
Wobbuffet: We're gonna laugh "ha-ha"...
Liepard: At your groans, groans, groans!
Pichu: Trick or treat!
Pikachu: What?
Pichu: Trick or treat!
Pikachu: Trick or…? Of course! We can eat the treats!
Raichu: And give those Team Meanies a trick!
[Bulbasaur hid behind a Jack-O-Lantern]
Rhydon: Hey, get away from me, you fool! Please, don't hurt me!
[Jack-O-Lantern whips Rhydon with a Vines]
[It revealed was Bulbasaur]
Bulbasaur: Nice work!
Raichu: This skeleton is a scariest figure and getting ready to scare anyone else!
[Raichu using a key to activate the skeleton and get ready to scare, while Pikachu chasing Liepard]
Liepard: You'll never beat me, Pikachu!
[The skeleton scares Liepard and runs away in terror]
Scrafty: Oh, I gonna hide somewhere!
[Scrafty closes the door, and Scrafty panted, while Pichu holding the bedsheet in his hands]
Pichu: This should be a trick.
[Pichu dressed up like a ghost and haunts Scrafty]
Scrafty: AAHHHH!
[Scrafty runs away in terror, and Pichu removes the bedsheet]
Pichu: Yeah! The plan is working!
Hitmonchan: I'm gonna hide, this time!
[Hitmonchan jumps into the cabinet, but then Snivy slaps Hitmonchan and toss him, and runs away]
Snivy: Hah! That'll teach him a lesson for you, Hitmon-jerk!
[Wobbuffet hid behind some wall, but Pikachu couldn't see him, he looked like a reflection figures]
Pikachu: Hey! You look like a reflection! Is that your a reflection, do you?
Wobbuffet: You got it, Pikachu!
[Pikachu using thundershock to Wobbuffet and sent him away]
=== Super Team Meanies [1.09] ===
Hitmonchan: Wait a minute, we don't need no Ilex forest.
Liepard: He's right. Now that were Super Team Meanies, we don't need to follow Darkrai's orders.
[Darkrai hears this on his computer screen]
Darkrai: Why you muteness little meanies! You better follow my order or I'll...
Wobbuffet: Aw, shut up, point head! Who asked you!
[While chased by the Super Team Meanies, Pikachu and Raichu are separated. Pikachu plops into a water fountain, and Raichu is caught and held by Liepard.]
Liepard: Well, Raichu, looks like this time I'm the slashor and you're the slashee!
[Liepard slashes Raichu, who faints. Pikachu reacts to seeing his wife getting slashed.]
Pikachu: Oh yeah? Nobody slashes my Raichu and gets away with it!
[Pikachu rushes forth.]
Hitmonchan: Nobody but the Super Team Meanies!
[Hitmonchan freezes the wet Pikachu in place with a ice punch. Wobbuffet apporaches.]
Wobbuffet: Ooh, a popsicle!
[Wobbuffet grabs Pikachu's tail and swats down on it.]
Raichu: [chasing Liepard as Super Raichu] Super Liepard, I'll catch you!
[Liepard screams and Raichu thunders her]
===The Pikachu in the Moon [1.10]===
Scrafty: Why do I always have to do the dangerous stuff?
Liepard:  [hugs Scrafty] Would you please do it, for little Liepard?
Scrafty: And if I don't?
Liepard: I'LL SCRATCH YOUR FACE OFF!
[The Team Meanies chase Pikachu and Raichu]
Liepard: Roses are red...
Hitmonchan: Pikachu is yellow...
Rhydon: Let's start up...
Wobbuffet: And smack on that fellow!
[Pikachu and Raichu are running as fast as they can. Pikachu is in the rear, looking back with worry.]
Pikachu: Come on, step on it, Raichu! They're right behind us!
[Raichu is startled and skids to a halt, and Pikachu crashes into her. They plop to the ground, and now Pikachu sees that the Team Meanies have surrounded them.]
Raichu: And they're right in front of us, too!
[The team meanies close in and strike them.]
Wobbuffet: Gosh, there ain't no hiding places around here, nowhere. I know. [he pulls a door out from his Wobbuffet's bag, sets it down, opens it, enters and closes it]
Pikachu: [comes up to the door and knocks] Knock knock.
Wobbuffet: Who's there?
Pikachu: Bang.
Wobbuffet: Bang who?
Pikachu: Bang you! [opens door]
[Wobbuffet screams as Pikachu thundershocks him]
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