Episode 2306

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Simon Soundman is out for a stroll on such a lovely day. He suddenly finds himself party to Susan's hectic rush to meet Gordon at the bus stop. She pulls up in the car, with Miles and his toy fire engine in tow. She permits Maria to watch over Miles while he takes Barkley on a quick walk for Linda. Just as she brings him out, the phone rings and she asks Simon to watch Barkley. Gordon arrives and Simon explains the whole matter in his usual fashion. When Susan comes out and tries to explain, Gordon repeats Simon's story, sound effects and all. "That fellow has a very interesting way of talking," notices Simon.
 	Song 	"All By Myself Song"
 	Cartoon 	Y for yawn
 	Muppets 	Bert tells Ernie to put away his toys, and Ernie devises a system of arranging them. Unfortunately, all the categories he names apply only to his toy fire engine.
 	Cartoon 	What kind of print does a hand make?
 	Film 	A warthog runs around.Music by Joe Raposo
 	Insert 	Big Bird sings about "Wheels on My Feet" while roller skating down the street.
 	Animation 	See the lion walk.
 	Muppets 	Monsterpiece Theater: Upstairs, Downstairs
 	Animation 	A/a (Gordon voice-over)
 	Film 	How Crayons are MadeMusic: "Water Course A" and "Exchange" by Richard Harvey
 	Muppets 	Old West: Sinister Sam announces that someone has bought the last box of crayons, and he wants to know why. It turns out that he just wants a crayon so he can learn how to write the letter Y.
 	Cartoon 	A horse falls apart into a jigsaw puzzle.
 	Insert 	Forgetful Jones and a Honker wait at the bus stop for a bus to Madison Square Garden, where the two will meet up with Clementine for a rodeo. Luis tells the pair to take the #11 bus and makes sure Forgetful remembers it. He forgets it immediately after and as others (Susan and Oscar) pass by, he thinks he's taking the "Good Morning" or the "Phooey!" bus. All the while, the Honker frantically tries correcting him. Bob passes by and gives them the time, 11 o'clock, reminding Forgetful of the correct bus, just in time to boast about when Luis returns.
 	Cartoon 	Pinball Number Count #11Artist: Jeff Hale
 	Muppets 	Sesame Street News Flash: The Elves and the Shoemaker"Hello, this is Green Frog calling CTW central. Do you read me?"Kermit interviews the elves, who give The Shoemaker various gifts that are not shoes, but rather things that rhyme with "shoe."
 	Animation 	In stop-motion, a boy makes landscapes out of sand and water.
 	Muppets / Celebrity	Lena Horne and The Anything Muppets sing an upbeat version of "The Alphabet Song."
 	Cartoon 	A man talks about going to the city, without noticing he's walking right through it.
 	SCENE 2 	Forgetful Jones watches over the Fix-It Shop for the moment, when Simon Soundman enters to pick up his typewriter. As usual, he communicates this using sounds, which befuddles Forgetful. He swings his lariat and pulls over a banjo, a drill, alarm clock, and a horn. Forgetful finally catches on and produces the typewriter. Just then, Maria returns and informs Simon she wasn't able to fix his typewriter yet; Simon leaves in a tizzy.
 	Cartoon 	The Typewriter: Y for Yo-Yo
 	Song 	David sings "I'm Pretty" over a film of fish and other sea creatures.
 	Cartoon 	Number count to 20 (w/ cameo appearance by Cookie Monster), followed by cast list at the end.
 	Muppets 	Grover's Health Minute: Kermit the Frog and Grover talk about teeth. Grover notices that Kermit does not have any teeth at all, so he puts a pair of teeth in Kermit's mouth. Grover says to see a "tooth checker," to eat crunchy things like bananas and to clean teeth with a "tooth comb."
 	Cartoon 	Sign Sounds: GROW
 	Film 	George the Farmer demonstrates up/down with two ladders.
 	SCENE 3 	Simon wants to play a game with Susan and the kids - "Three of These Things." He makes the sounds of three horns and a bird tweeting. After the game, they hear the sounds again, though Simon isn't producing them this time. They see the honks and tweets are instead being made by some nearby Honkers and Little Bird.
 	Cartoon 	A baby climbs up the stairs all by himself.
 	Muppets 	Harvey Kneeslapper: Do Ya Have an A on Ya?
 	Film 	Students prepare for a spelling bee.
 	Animation 	Sand Y/y
 	Muppets 	Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats sing "You're Alive."
 	Film 	Two apples balance on a block seesaw.
 	SCENE 4 	Susan and the kids make some honking and tweeting of their own as Simon Soundman announces the sponsors.
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