Up In Smoke: Bubble Bass' Farewell

Up In Smoke: Bubble Bass' Farewell is the fourth episode of Stinkfellow Funnies.
==Transcript==
[INT. SKATE PARK - DAY]
Bubble Bass and SpongeBob, wearing sunglasses and looking rather suspicious, approach Shaggy and Scooby Doo, who are hanging out near the skate park.
Bubble Bass: Psst! Shaggy! Scooby! We heard you guys might have something interesting.
Shaggy: Like, you mean, the good stuff, man?
Scooby Doo: Ruh-roh! We don't usually get involved in this kind of thing, guys.
SpongeBob: (whispering) Come on, guys, we're all friends here. We just want to have a little fun.
Shaggy looks around cautiously before pulling out a small baggie from his pocket.
Shaggy: Alright, man, but keep it low-key. This is some primo Dooby.
Bubble Bass hands over some cash, and Shaggy hands him the baggie.
Bubble Bass: Thanks, man. This is gonna be epic!
As Bubble Bass and SpongeBob walk away, they can't contain their excitement.
SpongeBob: I can't believe we're doing this, Bubble Bass!
Bubble Bass: Yeah, SpongeBob, it's gonna be one wild adventure!
They share a mischievous grin and head off to find a place to indulge in their newly acquired stash.
[INT. BUBBLE BASS'S MOM'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY]
SpongeBob and Bubble Bass enter the living room of Bubble Bass's mom's house. The room is cozy and filled with an assortment of knick-knacks and family photos.
Bubble Bass: (excitedly) Welcome to my humble abode, SpongeBob! This is where I grew up.
SpongeBob: (looking around) Wow, Bubble Bass, your mom has quite the collection!
Bubble Bass: Yeah, she's always been a bit of a collector. But enough about that, let's get down to business!
Bubble Bass pulls out the baggie of Dooby and a small pipe. They settle onto the couch and prepare to smoke.
SpongeBob: (curiously) Are you sure about this, Bubble Bass? I mean, we've never done anything like this before.
Bubble Bass: (grinning) Don't worry, SpongeBob, it's gonna be a blast! Just take a deep breath and enjoy the ride.
They light up the pipe and take turns inhaling the smoke. As the effects kick in, their surroundings seem to take on a dreamlike quality.
SpongeBob: (giggling) Bubble Bass, everything looks so... squiggly!
Bubble Bass: (laughing) That's the magic of the Dooby, my friend! Embrace it!
They continue to laugh and share in the euphoria of the moment, enjoying the altered state of their perception.
[INT. BUBBLE BASS'S MOM'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY]
SpongeBob and Bubble Bass continue smoking the Dooby, enjoying the heightened state of their senses. They sway to the music playing in the background, completely lost in the moment.
Bubble Bass: (laughs uncontrollably) SpongeBob, I feel like I'm doing the worm!
SpongeBob: (laughs along) You're right, Bubble Bass! Your moves are out of this world!
As Bubble Bass wriggles on the floor, SpongeBob joins in, mimicking his movements in a comical and exaggerated way.
SpongeBob: (giggling) Look at us, Bubble Bass! We're the worm dream team!
Unbeknownst to SpongeBob, Bubble Bass suddenly clutches his chest, gasping for air. His laughter turns into strained breaths.
SpongeBob: (concerned) Bubble Bass, are you okay? You're still the worm, right?
Bubble Bass collapses onto the floor, his face pale and his body motionless. SpongeBob, still in his euphoric state, misunderstands the severity of the situation.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Bubble Bass, you're really committed to this act! Best worm impression ever!
SpongeBob continues to dance around Bubble Bass, unaware of the grave reality. Moments later, a doctor arrives, rushing to Bubble Bass's side.
Doctor: (exasperated) What happened here?
SpongeBob: (confused) Oh, he's just doing the worm! Isn't he amazing?
Doctor: (shaking head) No, he's not doing the worm. He's in cardiac arrest. This is serious.
Despite the doctor's best efforts, Bubble Bass doesn't recover. The doctor looks at SpongeBob, frustrated by his lack of understanding.
Doctor: (bluntly) He's gone. Bubble Bass died from a heart attack caused because he’s a fucking fatass, lmao.
SpongeBob's eyes widen in shock as the reality of the situation sinks in. He falls to his knees, realizing the tragic consequences of his misunderstanding.
SpongeBob: (whispering) Bubble Bass... I'm so sorry...
[INT. KRUSTY KRAB - DAY]
The Krusty Krab is filled with a somber atmosphere as SpongeBob, visibly depressed, addresses the employees and customers.
SpongeBob: (voice trembling) Everyone, I have some devastating news to share... Bubble Bass has passed away.
The room falls silent, the sound of shock and sorrow fills the air. Mr. Krabs, struggling to process the news, is overcome with anger and frustration.
Mr. Krabs: (enraged) How dare you bring this bad news to me, SpongeBob?! You're ruining my business!
Unable to contain his anger, Mr. Krabs clenches his fists and stomps towards SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs: (yelling) That's it, you little twerp! You've crossed the line!
In a fit of rage, Mr. Krabs shoves his fist up his own ass, an absurd and grotesque act that shocks everyone in the room.
Squidward: (horrified) What the hell, Mr. Krabs?!
SpongeBob, still mourning the loss of Bubble Bass, watches in disbelief as Mr. Krabs continues his bizarre display of anger.
SpongeBob: (whispering) This is... this is insane.
The customers and employees exchange bewildered glances, unsure of how to react to the absurd situation unfolding before them.
As the silence lingers, Mr. Krabs finally removes his fist, his face contorted with a mix of pain and embarrassment.
Mr. Krabs: (sheepishly) Well, uh... let's get back to work, everyone!
The Krusty Krab slowly returns to its usual hustle and bustle, though the memory of Mr. Krabs's bizarre outburst lingers in the air.
[INT. BUBBLE BASS' MOM'S LIVING ROOM - DAY]
SpongeBob, still mourning the loss of Bubble Bass, pays a visit to Bubble Bass' mom to offer his support. He walks into the living room, only to stumble upon an unexpected and highly inappropriate scene.
SpongeBob: (confused) Uh, Mrs. Bubble Bass, I... I came here to...
SpongeBob's words trail off as he witnesses Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Mr. Krabs engaged in a sexual encounter, their actions leaving little to the imagination.
SpongeBob: (shocked, covering his eyes) Oh, Neptune! What is happening here?!
Mermaid Man: (nonchalant) Oh, it's just a little get-together, sonny. Care to join?
SpongeBob quickly turns away, his face flushed with embarrassment and discomfort.
SpongeBob: (stuttering) N-no, thank you! I... I should leave!
He hastily exits the room, his mind racing with a mix of confusion and disbelief. SpongeBob finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew about his friends and colleagues.
SpongeBob: (whispering to himself) This... this can't be real. What has this world come to?
As SpongeBob walks away from Bubble Bass' mom's house, he contemplates the bizarre encounters he has witnessed. The once-familiar world of Bikini Bottom feels like a strange and unpredictable place.
[INT. SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY]
SpongeBob enters his pineapple house, tears streaming down his face. He collapses onto the couch, overwhelmed with grief and guilt over Bubble Bass' death.
SpongeBob: (sobbing) Oh, Bubble Bass... I can't believe he's gone. It's all my fault... I shouldn't have given him that Dooby.
As SpongeBob's cries echo through the room, Gary the snail slithers over, sensing his owner's distress. He nudges SpongeBob gently, offering comfort in his own unique way.
SpongeBob: (sniffling) Oh, Gary, what am I going to do? Bubble Bass was my friend, and now he's gone because of me.
Gary emits a soothing purr, providing a silent understanding.
SpongeBob, still in a state of mourning, sits on his couch, seeking solace from the television. He turns on the news and watches as the shocking headlines scroll across the screen.
TV News Anchor: Breaking news! Shaggy and Scooby Doo, beloved cartoon characters, have been arrested for drug dealing and engaging in inappropriate behavior in public places. They have been sentenced to serve life in prison.
SpongeBob's eyes widen in disbelief as he listens to the report. His heart sinks with each word.
SpongeBob: (whispering) No... not Shaggy and Scooby... They were always so carefree and fun-loving. How could this happen?
Unable to comprehend the severity of the situation, SpongeBob feels a mix of confusion and sadness wash over him. He tries to make sense of the news, desperately hoping that it's all just a misunderstanding.
SpongeBob: (murmuring) It can't be true. There must be some mistake. Shaggy and Scooby would never do something like that.
As the weight of the news settles on his shoulders, SpongeBob contemplates what this means for his beloved friends and their future. He wonders if there's anything he can do to help them or if he should distance himself from the situation altogether.
[INT. BUBBLE BASS' MOM'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY]
SpongeBob, still grieving the loss of Bubble Bass, seeks guidance and support from Bubble Bass' mother. He sits across from her, his face filled with a mix of sadness and confusion.
SpongeBob: Momma Bass, I don't know what to do. Shaggy and Scooby Doo, the ones who sold Bubble Bass the Dooby, have been arrested. It's such a difficult situation. They were his friends, but they were also involved in his death.
Momma Bass, her eyes filled with sorrow, looks at SpongeBob with empathy and understanding.
Momma Bass: Oh, SpongeBob, my heart aches for you and the loss of my dear son. It's natural to feel conflicted in a situation like this. Shaggy and Scooby may have played a part in what happened, but they too are dealing with the consequences of their actions.
SpongeBob: But what should I do, Momma Bass? Should I turn my back on them, just like they turned their backs on Bubble Bass?
Momma Bass: That decision is ultimately up to you, SpongeBob. Remember that forgiveness and understanding can be powerful forces, but they must be balanced with the need for justice and accountability. Perhaps reaching out to them and expressing your grief and disappointment could open up a path towards healing for everyone involved.
SpongeBob takes a moment to reflect on Momma Bass' words. He realizes that while he can't change the past, he has the power to choose how he moves forward.
SpongeBob: Thank you, Momma Bass. Your wisdom means a lot to me. I will consider your advice and find a way to navigate this difficult situation with compassion and understanding.
Momma Bass smiles softly at SpongeBob, proud of the thoughtful and compassionate sponge he has become.
[INT. CHURCH - DAY]
SpongeBob and Momma Bass enter the church, seeking solace and a moment of prayer for Bubble Bass' soul. They approach a pew and kneel down, their heads bowed in reverence.
SpongeBob: (whispering) Oh, Bubble Bass, I hope you've found peace wherever you are. Momma Bass and I are here to pray for you and remember the joy you brought into our lives.
As they begin to recite their prayers, SpongeBob's mind suddenly jolts with a realization. He opens his eyes and looks around, his expression shifting from sorrow to confusion.
SpongeBob: Wait a minute... I'm Jewish. I don't belong here.
The priest, overhearing SpongeBob's comment, walks over with a concerned expression.
Priest: My child, this is a Christian church. While everyone is welcome to seek solace and pray, it's important to respect the traditions and beliefs of the congregation. Perhaps you could find a place of worship that aligns with your faith.
SpongeBob, feeling embarrassed, gets up from the pew and joins Momma Bass, who is waiting by the church entrance.
SpongeBob: I'm so sorry, Momma Bass. I forgot that I'm Jewish. I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
Momma Bass: It's alright, SpongeBob. We all make mistakes. Let's find a quiet place where we can reflect and pray in our own way. Bubble Bass would want us to find comfort in our own beliefs.
SpongeBob and Momma Bass leave the church, continuing their journey to find solace and remember Bubble Bass in a way that is true to their own faith and traditions.
[INT. CHURCH - DAY]
SpongeBob, still feeling embarrassed about his mistake, stands near the church entrance. The priest approaches him, wearing a remorseful expression.
Priest: I'm truly sorry, SpongeBob, for any offense caused. It was wrong of me to make insensitive comments about Bubble Bass. Please accept my apologies.
SpongeBob, trying to contain his anger, looks the priest in the eye.
SpongeBob: Apologies aren't enough, Father. You insulted my friend who is no longer with us. I believe it's time for everyone to know the truth about your actions.
SpongeBob pulls out a USB drive from his pocket and hands it to the priest.
SpongeBob: These are your sex tapes, Father. I think the public deserves to know about your illegal activities.
The priest's face pales as he realizes the gravity of the situation. He stammers, trying to find the right words.
Priest: SpongeBob, please reconsider. Exposing those tapes will not bring any good to anyone. We can find a way to make amends without resorting to such extremes.
But SpongeBob remains firm in his decision.
SpongeBob: It's time for the truth to come out. Bubble Bass was a good friend, and I won't let his memory be tarnished by someone like you.
With a determined look on his face, SpongeBob turns and walks away, leaving the priest standing there, visibly shaken.
[INT. PRISON - DAY]
The priest, now incarcerated for his alleged illegal activities, walks through the prison yard, keeping his head down. Suddenly, he is approached by Shaggy and Scooby-Doo, who are also serving their sentences.
Shaggy: Hey, Father. We heard you've been preaching some questionable sermons.
Scooby-Doo: Yeah, like, telling people to drop the soap? Not cool, man.
The priest, feeling uneasy, tries to defend himself.
Priest: Look, I made a terrible mistake, and I deeply regret it. I've learned my lesson and want to make amends for my actions.
Shaggy smirks and leans in closer to the priest.
Shaggy: Well, Father, we think it's time you experience firsthand the consequences of your words.
Scooby-Doo chuckles, and the two of them start to walk away, leaving the priest filled with dread.
Priest: Please, have mercy. I've learned my lesson.
But Shaggy and Scooby-Doo simply laugh and disappear into the prison crowd, leaving the priest to face the consequences of his actions.
[INT. CHURCH - DAY]
The church is filled with mourners, friends, and family members. SpongeBob stands alongside his friends, all dressed in somber attire. The atmosphere is heavy with grief and sadness.
Squidward: (whispering) It's so hard to believe that Bubble Bass is gone.
Patrick: Yeah, it's a real bummer, dude. He was a good guy.
Sandy: (placing a comforting hand on SpongeBob's shoulder) Hang in there, SpongeBob. We're all here for you.
SpongeBob wipes away a tear and takes a deep breath.
SpongeBob: (sniffles) Thank you, guys. Bubble Bass was a dear friend, and I'll miss him.
As everyone settles down, the new priest steps up to the podium.
New Priest: Friends and family, we gather here today to bid farewell to our beloved Bubble Bass. He was a cherished member of our community, and his presence will be deeply missed.
The new priest delivers a heartfelt eulogy, highlighting Bubble Bass' positive qualities, his love for others, and the impact he made on those around him. The mourners listen intently, their hearts heavy with grief.
After the eulogy, SpongeBob is invited to say a few words. He steps up to the podium, taking a deep breath to compose himself.
SpongeBob: (with a quivering voice) Bubble Bass... you were more than just a friend to me. You were like family. Your kindness, your humor... they will never be forgotten.
SpongeBob's voice cracks, and he struggles to continue, his eyes filled with tears.
SpongeBob: I'll miss our adventures, our laughs, and your unique way of looking at the world. Rest in peace, dear friend.
The church falls silent, a shared moment of reflection and remembrance. SpongeBob takes a step back, feeling the support of his friends around him. Together, they honor the memory of Bubble Bass and find solace in their shared grief.
The atmosphere in the church is somber as SpongeBob finishes his heartfelt speech about Bubble Bass. The mourners wipe away tears and offer quiet support to each other.
Just as the silence settles, a figure walks up to the podium. It's Dr. Phil, a well-known TV personality.
Dr. Phil: (clears throat) Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for allowing me to share a few words on this solemn occasion. Now, I want to address a matter that has been weighing heavily on my mind...
SpongeBob and the others exchange confused glances. They weren't expecting Dr. Phil to speak, especially on such a sensitive topic.
Dr. Phil: (raising his voice) It's time we address the truth! Gay people are evil, and they need to be fixed!
The church falls into stunned silence. The mourners exchange bewildered and appalled looks. SpongeBob feels his heart sink, conflicted between his grief and the sudden burst of hatred.
Before anyone can react, Plankton, who had been silently observing from the corner, makes a swift move. He pulls out an AK-47 from behind his back and expertly aims at Dr. Phil.
Plankton: (shouting) In Bubble Bass' memory!
A single shot pierces the air, hitting Dr. Phil right between the eyes. The church erupts into a mix of shock and applause. Some cheer, believing Plankton's act to be a form of justice.
Amidst the chaos, SpongeBob finds himself torn between conflicting emotions. He steps forward, a mix of anger and grief on his face.
SpongeBob: (raising his voice) Down with the patriarchy, viva la Bubble Bass!
His words hang in the air for a moment before resonating with the crowd. Slowly, cheers and applause fill the church. People join in, fueled by their own frustrations and emotions.
As SpongeBob's words reverberate, the atmosphere in the church transforms. The mourning for Bubble Bass becomes intertwined with a collective desire for change.
The cheers grow louder, voices intertwining in a powerful chant of unity and defiance. The room pulsates with energy as individuals from different walks of life stand united against oppression.
[EXT. CEMETERY - DAY]
The sun shines down on the gathered crowd as Bubble Bass' tomb is slowly lowered into the ground. Faces are solemn, tears are shed, and hearts ache with the loss of a friend.
SpongeBob stands among the mourners, a mixture of sadness and determination in his eyes. He raises his voice, addressing the crowd.
SpongeBob: (emotionally) Bubble Bass may be gone, but his spirit will live on within us. We can honor his memory by embracing love, compassion, and the joy he brought into our lives.
The crowd listens intently, captivated by SpongeBob's words.
SpongeBob: (continuing) In Bubble Bass' memory, let's take a moment to reflect on the times we shared, the laughter we enjoyed, and the lessons we learned. And as a final tribute, let's gather together and share a moment of unity.
SpongeBob reaches into his pocket, retrieving a small baggie containing a single Dooby. He holds it up, a bittersweet smile on his face.
SpongeBob: (grinning) Bubble Bass loved to have fun, so let's have one last adventure in his honor. Let's light up and remember the joy he brought into our lives.
The crowd looks at each other, contemplating SpongeBob's words. Slowly, smiles spread across their faces, and they start to gather around SpongeBob.
One by one, they light up their Doobies, sharing puffs of smoke that rise into the air like whispers of remembrance. In this moment, they find solace and unity, celebrating Bubble Bass' life in their own unique way.
The scene fades out with SpongeBob and his friends, their faces aglow in the soft light, sharing memories, laughter, and the lingering scent of Bubble Bass' memory.
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