Q02E04 - An Unexpected Foursome

This episode was streamed live on Facebook.
This episode is the second of four reading "Need You Now" by thewaterfalcon.
== Episode Summary ==
Ron is so desperate for Pansy that he bypasses the foreplay and goes straight to playing Ring Around the Pansy. A quickie within the quickie. Their secret is then uncovered by Draco and Hermione, but fortunately they have a secret of their own they want kept.
== Notable Moments ==
* TECH HEX! - The Hosts joke that they "got splinched" while trying to start the live stream.
* Perhaps the last Dansy voice for awhile :(
* The unveiling of....the Deathly Hallows Tramp Stamps! (or Tramp Stamp Shame Stack in Allie's case)
* Bad breath in wizarding world is still called "Dragon Breath"
* Pansy's patronus is a panda
* Ron skips the foreplay entirely
* Fortunately, hopefully the last time we hear Allie's Ron voice.
* Gasping Lyndsay
* "Wait, do I finally get to have a voice? Just kidding. I don't want one." ~ Lyndsay
* "It's like Pansy knew what your tattoo meant. All is possible. Aww" ~ Lyndsay
** It's fate foreshadowing (fate foreskinning)
* "I want the women to either a) be like, 'hey idiots, chill out", or b) cat fight." ~ Danny
* (D:) Did Ron just pull a Bros before Hos and run after Hermione? Good for him (L:) Surprised again that Ron's a good guy. Everyone, get with the program!
* "Hey Draco, how does it feel to be weiner cousins with Weasley?" ~ Danny
** "I think that if guys are Eskimo brothers when they have sex with the same woman, then women should be Igloo Sisters when they have sex with the same guy. Thoughts?" ~ Danny
** Lyndsay needs the analogy clarified
* Lyndsay does an amazing performance of setting the scene.
* Dansy sings the final words (and lyrics) of Need You Now
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Love both of the pairings, fessed up on the end, and going back for more
Danny: Up
* Ron was a good guy and Pansy had enough self worth to say no to Draco
Lyndsay: Up
* Loved that Ron and Pansy stood up the Draco and that Pansy is itching for more of that sexy Ron.
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Rachel - artwork of Kettle of Squids pouring over the side of the kettle. Tasked with her next art assignment (panda in Louboutins looking like a hot mess, based on a prompt from Christian)
* Hosts display Kylie's Airport Run Ron cross-stitch. Nessie proposes Lyndsay wear it as a medallion.
* Justine coins "shame stack"
* A Philippines Potterotic braves the time change.
* Stephanie has goosebumps
* Amber declares this a whole different kettle of squids
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