Kaiju Crisps

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:Newton asleep in the lab 
:If I were able to write, I'd add a short story, but alas! I really can’t! Use your imagination! C;
:Full view to better appreciate the details *coff coff* Kaiju crisps *coff coff*
:(ref used)
(Originally posted here)
""Excerpt from the audio diary of Newt the Rockstar, Kaiju Scientist--NOT 'GROUPIE' HERMANN--where was I--! Scientist extraordinaire, April 14th, 2019 … the cells of this Kaiju show a remarkably similar structure to the ones from Raythe and HK-16. It's like the Kaiju are reusing bits or something--though I have to say, OS-19--which is why I'm stuck sharing a lab with Doctor Sweatervest--damn I am so glad this setup's only temporary--OS-19 had remarkably sharp claws, as seen when it tore open the chest plate of, uh, that three-armed Jaeger, what's it called, um, well, whatever it is, OS-19 carved it open with no difficulty whatsoever--are the lights in here this bright on purpose or is this some kind of hazing? 'Cause all the halos? Really distracting. M'sure I have a visor around somewhere--KAIJU CHIPS and suddenly I'm very hungry. I can take a snack [plastic rattling] break. I can--"" [Crunch.] ""--'to'ally take a snack break. Just watch me."" [Crunch.] ""No harm’ll come if I--"" [Crunch.] ""--just sit down for a minute ...."" [Fabric rustling, springs groaning pathetically.] ""Seriously the worst couch ever--"" [Crunch.] ""--Yep, just gonna sit here, just for a minute ... a little ... minute ....""
[deep, even breathing]
[crisp bag sounds]
[deep, even breathing]
[clump scuff clump scuff]
[deep, even, breathing]
[clump scuff clump--]
""Doctor Geiszler, how many times do I have to tell you not to leave--"" [Sigh.] ""At least he's quiet for once.""
[beep]
Category:Ficlet
Category:Newt
Category:Newt (ficlet)
Category:Hermann
Category:Hermann (ficlet)
Category:Kaiju (mention)
Category:Crimson Typhoon (mention)