SHADOW WORLD

Welcome kiddies, it's your old DEAD WEIGHT, CREEPS again.  Just CRUNCHING A FEW BONES for next week's AXAM heh-heh!  I hope I don't SUCK on the paper, much like the subject of tonight's REVOLTING-REVIEW...
Back in 1953, in the backwoods of Virginia, two teenagers were hiking through it, together, one night.  "How long have we gone so far, Teddy?" one boy asked the other one.  "Seven miles Andrew, I reckon!" Teddy replied and looked at his compass in the moonlight.  Teddy and Andrew came to a campfire in a small clearing.  "Look Teddy!!" Andrew proclaimed, pointing at the fire.  Suddenly, two ladies wandered out of the darkness on the other side of the campfire.  One had: milky-white skin, that was extremely pale, long, blonde hair, dressed in a long and flowing red dress, with black-eyes and glowing-white pupils in them.  The other had: rotted-skin of a greenish-white color, also in a long and flowing red dress, but had long hair of black, with completely black eyes, without pupils in them.  
The women approached Teddy and Andrew, looking at them closely in the light of the campfire.  "Howdy, boys, would y'all care to join us in a meal?" the woman with the black hair asked them.  "Howdy, sure please, ma'am.  Thank ya!" Teddy replied.  The two ladies held up long-knives.  "Oh, good!" they replied, showing sharp, long-fangs, revealing themselves to the boys as vampires.  Teddy and Andrew screamed, running.  As they ran, they fell down, into a hole, landing on a table.  They sat up, shaking and looked around, seeing two chairs at the table and a grandfather-clock ticking by close by.  Two lit-tunnels were across from each other in the hole.  The vampires flew down, into the hole and pointed at candles on the table, causing them to light up.  "Welcome to our home we call Shadow World, boys" they said to Teddy and Andrew.  The blonde vampire took her long-knife and cut into her hand, causing green-slime to drip and ooze out from it, into a glass.  The other vampire cut her own head off, causing green-slime to ooze and gush out of it and her neck, as she held her head in her hand.  The boys widened their eyes, seeing a human-skull on a silver-platter on the table and screamed.  Teddy and Andrew jumped high, up, out of the hole, sprawling on the ground.  Teddy helped Andrew to his feet and they ran away, in a hurry.  
BONE APPETITE kiddies!  I guess Teddy and Andrew got into a HOLE mess of trouble eh?