Barry D. Floor

Barry D. Floor, otherwise known as Barry Department Floor, was a sentient tile floor residing in Portacello, New Jersey.
Portacello Resident
Barry was born to the Portacello Tiling Company in 32 BB. He was infused with Nirn Soil Cum and forced to perform daily Marble Polishoids with several Perrin.
he was rather.
Barry D. Floor was elected to the United Senate as as the junior senator from New Jersey. He was unable or unwilling to visit the senate floor due to his Floorrean Disposition. This resulted in his expulsion from the United States Senate at the hands of Mitch “The Glitch” McConnell. Barry D. Floor held the record for shortest ever United States Senatorial Term, that being 6.3 minutes.
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