WikiViews/Reading Random Creepypastas

(Dillon and Glendy are in the room with scented candles and blankets. Glendy has her DuckTales plushie, Dillon has a baguette and a coffee, and they both have each paper that contains a creepypasta.)
Dillon: Ah.
Glendy: Today, we're going to read random creepypastas. Some could be cliche and some could be interesting... But be warn... It'll have gore... It'll have death... It'll have BLOOD!
Dillon: And it will have MEMES!
Glendy: Si! MEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEESSSSS! MEEEEEEEMMMMMMEEESSSS! And I love the way they made creepypastas like the way they make my cup of joe. (sips and spits) UGH! This is disgusting!
(Noah turns on the lights as Dillon and Glendy hiss at the light)