Louie

Louie is an evil man that has fallen into a hole, worked for Giygas, was killed, and returned from the depths from Hell in 2004. He is known best for being a master chef of which nobody has ever seen. occasionally cooking souls, as well as their remains. Even though he's evil and stuff, he's actually pretty weak, and he's pretty dumb too. He's still pretty dangerous though, so if you see him, run if you don't want to be Turtle Soup.
He is the one responsible for the greatest piece of English literature ever, Louie's Notes, as well as inventing food itself. He continues to invent many great types of food to this day, as Louie's Notes gets updated daily. (you don't have to buy a new book, the entries get patched automatically!!!)
== Biography ==
As a child, Louie ate bug Spaghetti for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. He also loved Thomas the Tank Engine, and watched his show all the time too. His Grandma also made him cook her dinner, but he "accidentally" put poison into his grandmother's famous Prune Juice Soup.
Later, when Louie was a 14 year old, he tripped into a random hole in the ground and met Giygas. Louie made a deal with Giygas, and so began Louie's soul-cooking career. Louie also got a job in Hocotate Freight when he was 17, but sunk it into debt by eating some golden carrots. After working with a random fat guy named Olimar, Louie was killed by Giygas, due to the lack of soul cooking when he was off in space. Somehow, Louie returned from Hell and continued to cook souls despite not being a slave to Giygas anymore.
About a week after his return, he stole adopted a Rabbid from a pet shop, and used it to eat the remains of his victims, but Louie would just cook his soul too. But this would create a new problem for him, Louie is broke and can't afford another Rabbid, and now there's a bunch of smelly corpses everywhere he can't clear, yuck!
=== Cooking Adventures ===
After carefully examining his life decisions, Louie decided to start his own restaurant, serving the cooked bodies at Hocotate Freight's restaurant division. At first it was a disaster, and he even got his restaurant featured on Kitchen Nightmares which was a nightmare. His restaurant was closed for seven health violations, and he'd give up on trying to make the meals, instead just telling people how to make the food themselves. This would be the start of his cookbook Louie's Notes in 2005.
After publishing his cookbook, Louie went on to join the Space Biker Gang "The Zonkaloids" led by Freddy Freaker and would cook delicious meals for the gang after raids. Never mind, he was turned good by Captain 0. That's strange, we don't remember adding this.
When his book however became a success, he went back into cooking, this time for Walter White.
== Trivia ==
* The reason he has a helmet on is because he is allergic to most things outside.
* When he eats food, he puts it in his mouth.
*To this day Louie is still cooking souls and people. Just watch out for him okay? 
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