The Deez Nuts Episode

The Deez Nuts Episode is the fifth episode of "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off", and the final episode of the show's first half of Season 1. In this episode, SpongeBob is falsely accused of drug possession.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with SpongeBob, walking home at night, during a rainy night.]
*SpongeBob: [Shivers] It's so cold. I wish Mr. Krabs didn't make me work on days like this.
*[Suddenly Police Officers come over]
*Police Officer #1: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
*[Intro Plays]
*SpongeBob: [Feels himself] Why yes... yes I am!
*Police Officer #2: Well, [Does air quotes] "SpongeBob".
*[Grabs a bag, which contains Marijuana.]
*Police Officer #2: Does THIS look familiar to you?
*SpongeBob: [Shocked] Doy! Weed? I wouldn't do such a thing!
*Police Officer #1: Well, we recieved an anonymous tip from a guy who calls himself "HandsomeLad42."
*SpongeBob: Hmm. That sounds familiar.
*[Transition to Police Officers at SpongeBob's house.]
*Police Officer #1: [To Police Officer #2] Well, I've looked everywhere, but I can't find anything!
*Police Officer #2: Maybe we got the wrong guy!
*[Suddenly, they see a lone Peanut on the floor, covered in Grass]
*Police Officer #1: Aha!
*SpongeBob: [Sweating] W-what'd you find?
*Police Officer #1: THIS PEANUT COVERED IN WEED!
*SpongeBob: [Craps his pants] I got diarrhea!
*Police Officers #2: Tell it to the Judge, SquarePants!
*[They through him into the back of the Police Car]
*SpongeBob: I didn't do anything! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
*[The car drives of, as SpongeBob screams into The Night.]
*Narrator: The Next Day.
*[Cut to a shot of SpongeBob in jail.]
*Prisoner: What you in for?
*SpongeBob: Possession of Drugs.
*Prisoner: Tough. I killed a guy.
*SpongeBob: Yipe!
*[Transition to later. SpongeBob is in the shower, cleaning himself. Suddenly, he drops a bar of soap on the ground.]
*SpongeBob: Whoops! I'd better get that!
*[Suddenly, Muscular prisoners appear around him.]
*Buff Dude Prisoner: You gonna get that?
*SpongeBob: Uh oh.
*[Transition to Lunch.]
*SpongeBob: [Takes a bit out of his food. Suddenly, his mouth starts bleeding.] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*[He runs away]
*Prisoner 2: See! I told you I'd put glass in the guys meal!
*Prisoner 2's Friend: Fine. Here's your money.
*[Transition to later. SpongeBob is sitting alone, at night, in his cell.]
*SpongeBob: I can't believe this is happening. I'm innocent!
*[Suddenly, he looks out his window, and sees people escaping.]
*SpongeBob: [Thinking] Hmm...
*[Cut to later. SpongeBob gets a shovel, and starts digging down, suddenly, he falls down, instantly.]
*SpongeBob: Woah!
*[He looks around.]
*SpongeBob: "The Underground Prison Railroad?"
*[He wanders around the cavern, and sees a way out.]
*SpongeBob: There it is! My chance to escape!
*[He hops out, and cautiously avoid Security, and is able to successfuly get out.]
*SpongeBob: I did it!... I DID IT! WOOO-HOOO!! YEAH!!!
*[Suddenly, Security sees him.]
*Security Guard: Wait a minute...
*SpongeBob: [Fake laughter] RUN!!!!
*[He runs away, however, he falls off of the Island, into the cold waters below.]
*Security Guard: He wont last a minute down there!
*[It seems like It's the end for SpongeBob, but suddenly, Patrick comes by.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick!
*Patrick: SpongeBob!
*SpongeBob: Patrick!
*Patrick: SpongeBob!
*[The two Jump into the air, and hug.]
*SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick! I missed you so much!
*Patrick: I missed you too buddy! Now let's get you home.
*[They start walking away, inspite the fact they are still on the air.]
*SpongeBob: Not yet. I still gotta clear my name.
*Patrick: How are you gonna do that?
*[Transition to SpongeBob and Patrick inside of a cave.]
*Patrick: So, it's not Plankton, or Mr. Zabs, or even Evil Mr. Rabs!
*SpongeBob: Who could it be?
*[Suddenly, SpongeBob gets a 1,000 yard stare.]
*Patrick: SpongeBob?
*[Cut to SpongeBob's mind.]
*Bubble Bass: This is pretty good. Only one thing. You forgot the pickles!
*SpongeBob: No!
*SpongeBob: Okay, I am not gonna blow it this time. Let's see. Bun down. Then ketchup, then mustard, then... pickles? No! That's not right! Bun down. Mustard, then ketchup, lettuce, then the... pickles? No! Mustard down, bun stuff down, d'oh, where's the patty go? Pickles, ketchup, wait! D'oh, think! Think! I'm losin' it! Bun down, shoe, mustard, pan, bun, no! Mr. Krabs, I am so confused. I can't remember how to do anything.
*Bubble Bass: You're right. I should have put it on the bulletin board instead. Signed, HandsomeLad42.
*SpongeBob: You may be handsome, HandsomeLad42, but you're very mean!
*[Cut back to reality.]
*Patrick: SpongeBob! Come back!
*SpongeBob: Patrick. I know who it is.
*Patrick: Wh-who could it be?
*[Thunderstorm transition to Bubble Bass's Mom's house. Mama Bass opens the door.]
*Mama Bass: Hello?
*SpongeBob: I'm looking for a "Bubble Bass."
*Mama Bass: BUBBLE BASS!
*Bubble Bas: [In basement.] What do you want, mom!
*Mama Bass: Somebody's here for you!
*[Bubble Bass comes upstairs.]
*Bubble Bass: [Gasp] SpongeBob!
*SpongeBob: Bubble Bass. I know what you did. You put a Grass covered Peanut inside of my house, and then told the Cops I had weed to get me arrested!
*Bubble Bass: OKAY! It's true. But guess what, you have no evidence!
*SpongeBob: Oh, really?
*[Pulls out a Tape recorder from his back pocket.]
*Bubble Bass [On tape Recorder]: OKAY! It's true. OKAY! It's true. OKAY! It's true.
*Bubble Bass: Uh oh.
*[Cut to later. Cops are arresting Bubble Bass.]
*Police Officer #1: Thanks for the help, SpongeBob.
*SpongeBob: Absolutory, sir.
*Bubble Bass: [In the back of the Police Car, as it drives off.] I'LL BE BACK!!!!
*[The car disappears into the night.]
*SpongeBob: Well, that's over!
*[Cut to an overhead shot of SpongeBob walking away from Mama Bass' house.]
*Narrator: But he's wrong. It's not over. In fact, this story is only just beginning.
*[End.]
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