Stanley Pritchett

Stanley Pritchett is a character played by Extrobro.
== Introduction ==
Stanley Pritchett is an elderly man. He can often be found walking around aimlessly, riding on top of large vehicles, stealing police licence plates, or cramming vehicles through doors of various buildings around the city.
== General Information ==
Stanley Pritchett is a psychopathic, emotionless, cold-hearted old man who has little regard for his own health and safety or that of the others around him. Born in 1925, he is 99 years old, despite often being mistaken for a 50 or 60 year old. He claims this is because he inserts carrots into his body to keep him looking "younger by the day." Stanley has claimed he only exists to cause chaos, despite presenting himself as a well dressed, friendly old man. This will often lull those who meet Stanley into a false sense of security - before he inevitably betrays them. Stanley enjoys mocking people, committing crimes, and considers the prison his first home (with hospital being the second). Despite these claims, Stanley is actually homeless and severely in debt thanks to the large number of crimes he has committed.
== Physical Description ==
Stanley is an elderly gentleman with a balding combover, which has greyed slightly. He has a greyish brown goatee, wrinkles all over his face, blue eyes, and liver spots on his forehead. Stanley has a British accent - slightly swaying on the posh side. He wears a light tan suit jacket, matching pants and a blue flannel shirt. He has brown shoes.
== Background ==
Very little is actually known about Stanley Pritchett's past. This is due to an injury which he sustained when he received a bullet to the brain. This was confirmed by Dr. Randall Gemma during a routine hospital trip. When asked about his background, or even any personal details, Stanley will often admit he can't remember or doesn't know. It is unknown how much he actually remembers/ wants to keep secret. It is hinted that Stanley does remember more about his past than he is letting on.
== Relationships ==
* Currently, Stanley holds only minor relationships with other members of the city, often keeping to himself or assaulting those who try to get close. 
* Stanley enjoys bullying Harold StockHerd Well - often calling him a Rat Boy - referencing an incident between the two, where Harold bit Stanley's legs.
* Stanley likes all members of the Department of Corrections and will attempt to protect them if they are in danger (or could be in danger due to him). Stanley enjoys talking with DOC guards about the various crimes he has committed.
== Trivia ==
* Stanley is allergic to small amounts of salt (large amounts are okay for him).
* Stanley has 2 voices in his head. One screams constantly and the other is his Good Conscience. Unfortunately this is drowned out by the screaming.
* Stanley has a bullet in his brain meaning he can't remember anything from his past.
* Stanley is not afraid of death, so much so that he will occasionally asked paramedics to "hold a pillow over his face until he stops wriggling."
* During a visit to the hospital Stanley broke a $4 Million MRI Machine. When asked why - he claimed to do it for "the thrill of it" and because "the door was left unlocked." Despite this, he wasn't technically arrested.
* Enjoys stealing Emergency Vehicle Licence plates.
* Is responsible for bollards outside the doors on the second floor of Mt. Zonah Medical Center.
* Due to Stanley's large amount of injuries, his body will often shake like a bag of M&M's.
== Quotes ==
* "I did it for the sheer thrill" - Stanley when asked why he did a certain crime
* "Little Rat Boy Harold" - Directed towards Harold StockHerd Well
* "Home sweet home" - Whenever he enters the Police Station, Hospital or Prison
* "VD Police Station" - Whenever referencing Vespucci Police Station (VPD)
* "My body shakes like a bag of M&Ms" (Sounds of rattling M&Ms)
* "It's a nice day isn't it?"
== Gallery ==
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