SpongeBob VS Luigi

One day, SpongeBob was having a conversation about Luigi at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: Luigi is an overrated pile of vomit!
Patrick: I agree! Besides, Mario came first! AND Luigi is a coward for crying out loud!
Squidward: What's worse is his fanbase! They mostly consist of people that say the same stuff: "Am i du only 1 dat leeks weegee moar then mayro?/??/"
SpongeBob: So true!
Mr. Krabs: Thanks to that sludge ball code named "luigi", 90 percent of the Mario fanbase has been converted to those hell hounds known as the Luigi fanbase.
Patrick: Don't even get me STARTED on game theory aka-YouTube hitler.
Squidward: His theory is full of Luigi bias, only Luigi fanboys believe that garbage!
Mr. Krabs: following his logic, Luigi must be mental too, considering that he does the same stuff as mario.
Then a 5 year old kid came.
Kid: No you poopy head! Luigi is number 1! He can jump higher he can... um.. uh...........
Everyone except kid: (laughs uncontrollably)
Kid: Waaaaa! I'm gonna tell my mommy on you! wwwwwwwaaaaaaaa! (runs off)
Then, the kid came back with friends, they brought a robot that looked like Luigi. They started chanting:
"Oh luigi, our green jeebus, destroy these people with the different opinions!"
Then the robot came to life, without a plug.
Luigi: Who dares not like me for once?
Kid: Those meanies!
Luigi: Activating kill mode
(scans the kid)
Luigi: Different opinion detected: hates waluigi, status: shaken, difficulty: casual.
Kid: Whaa?
Luigi: Exterminate
Kid: Mommy! Help!
(blasts kid)
Kid's friends: AAAAAAAHH!!!!!! (runs)
(scans SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs)
Luigi: Different opinion detected: hates luigi, status: afraid, angry, difficulty: medium.
SpongeBob: Stand back! (pulls out shotgun) Bang! Bang!
Luigi: damage detected: minimal, armour: 93%
(Luigi violently throws SpongeBob into the cash register)
Patrick:Oh no you don't! (Patrick chews up one of his legs, turning it into a tattered mess)
Luigi: Left leg status: destroyed, activate limp gear, armour: 65%
(Luigi shoots Patrick in the stomach from his arm blaster)
Patrick: OWWWWW!!!!!
Squidward: Maybe my music will help! (starts playing awful music)
(the ears of Luigi explode)
Luigi: Speaker status: destroyed, hearing disabled, armour: 64%
(Luigi snaps Squidward's clarinet in half and throws him into Patrick).
Mr. Krabs: Heave!
(Mr. Krabs punches Luigi in the chest repeatedly, exposing the core.)
Luigi: WARNING! ! ! CODE RED: CORE EXPOSED. ARMOUR 0% !
(Luigi grabs Mr. Krabs by the eyes, trying to prevent him from defeating him)
SpongeBob: I will save you Mr. Krabs! (SpongeBob firmly grasps the core and yanks. He rips the core out easily.)
Luigi: WarNnning: Core rererere moved shuut ing dooooooownnnn.
(Luigi then falls to the ground with a large thud)
SpongeBob: We did it!
(Mr. Krabs throws a bucket of water on Luigi so he couldn't be re-activated. Luigi explodes from the water exposure. Mr. Krabs then buries the broken head so no one will find it)
SpongeBob: I'm tired, let's go home.
Everyone: Agreed.
(12 o' clock, midnight)
Plankton: Hey Karen! Look what I found buried next to the Krusty Krab!
Karen: It looks like a destroyed head of a luigi-like animatronic.
Plankton: I could use this head to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (insane laughter)
The end?
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