Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart

"Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart" is a song that appears in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's flashback from the episode, "Thaddeus and Thor". It is also heard in the Season 3 episode, "This is Your Backstory".
==Lyrics==
:Heinz Doofenshmirtz: My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball,
:And my brother was an expert from the start.
:But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test,
:I couldn't kick my way right into her heart.
:Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!
:Love Händel: Oh yeah.
:He tried playing rugby, and soccer and football,
:He tried kick the can and even martial arts.
:But even with this dedication,
:Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I still got no coordination.
:Love Händel: He couldn't kick his way right into her heart.
:Oh yeah.
:Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!
==Background Information==
*Dr. Doofenshmirtz played this on what looked like a balalaika although clearly stated in "Mom's Birthday" that he hated all instruments that started with the letter B.
*This song uses the music and tune from Love Händel's "You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart".
*At the end of the song, Danny says "Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!", which is similar to the end of "You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart", where he said "Goodnight, Tri-State Area!".
*This song also shows that Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn't good at kicking with the right timing.
*The thing that steps on Dr. Doofenshmirtz may be Bigfoot. This may be a reference to Bambi versus Godzilla.
*This song was reprised briefly in "This Is Your Backstory", however, the shot of Doofenshmirtz playing the balalaika in the beginning is removed and Love Händel does not sing anything beyong "Oh yeah" after Doof introduces them.
*Swampy (the drummer) is still wearing exactly the same suit in every episode.
*Bobbi (the bass player) is wearing the suit he wore during You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart. The same goes for Danny (the lead guiar player/singer).
*In Spain, this song was nominated for the second Cliptastic Countdown and was named "Mi Madre" (My Mother).
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