Pranks a Lot but Frank doesn't have invisible spray

An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants But it's something different every episode
* [SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]
* SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag [The scene shows a close up of the can of Seanut Brittle.] seanut brittle can.
* Patrick: Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie!
* [Patrick tries to open the can.]
* SpongeBob: Patrick, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
* Patrick: Nice try, SquarePants, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! [he opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Seanut Brittle?
* SpongeBob: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Patrick. Come on, let's go inside.
* [SpongeBob walks off screen.]
* Patrick: [starting to cry] Seanut Brittle?
* [SpongeBob enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]
* SpongeBob: Ah! [Patrick enters the scene.] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [An aisle is shown.] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [He walks down an aisle.] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick?
* Patrick: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [Purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Patrick is in.] Oh, darn it, not again!
* [The scene only shows SpongeBob in his aisle. SpongeBob laughs. An old fish named Frank enters the scene.]
* Frank: Good to see you, SpongeBob. How's my number one customer doing?
* SpongeBob: Great, Frank. This is my friend Patrick. He wants to become a prankster, too.
* Frank: [Walking up to Patrick] Well, pleasure to meet you, Patrick. [shakes Patrick's hand, but Frank has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Patrick. Patrick screams and sucks on his hand. Frank laughs.] That's your first lesson, son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
* Patrick: I don't get it.
* Frank: You don't have to get it. The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
* SpongeBob: You see, Patrick, Frank here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him.[SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the checkout counter and Frank is behind it.] Okay, Frank, let's see what you've got.
* Frank: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows package of gum] Have some gum. [Patrick chews the gum but then he screams as his head explodes.] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
* Patrick: [His head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur] I don't get it.
* SpongeBob: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?
* Frank: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [He takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
* SpongeBob: What else have you got?
* [Frank holds up a whoopee cushion.]
* Frank: A whoopee cushion.
* SpongeBob: Nah.
* [Frank holds up fake vomit.]
* Frank: Fake vomit.
* SpongeBob: No.
* [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]
* Frank: Real vomit?
* SpongeBob: Eww! Don't you have anything good?
* Frank: Sorry SpongeBob, that's all I got. 
* SpongeBob: Ah, oh well. Come on Pat, let's go jellyfishing.
* Patrick: Alright, but if I catch more jellyfish than you do, you better give me that Seanut Brittle!
* [The episode ends]
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