A Less Rude Song

A Less Rude Song by Anonymous
 They say
 The Iliac Bay
 Is the place to barrel around
 Without a bit of apparel on,
 As advertised in that carol song
 A tune that's sung as the west wind blows
 About it's lovely not wearing any clothes.
 Ladies singing high notes, men singing lows,
 Implying that the most luscious depravity
 And complete absence of serious gravity
 Can only be found in the waterous cavity
 Of Iliac Bay.
 
 If you are the type who is more a sinner than a sinned,
 You'll find it all in Morrowind.
 
 But the truth, my child,
 Is that nothing more wild
 Than an ordinary fashion
 Kind of slightly mad passion
 Can be detected if at all
 In Sentinel and Daggerfall.
 
 Whatever your odd needs: feathered, scaled or finned,
 You'll find it all in Morrowind
 
 It's an invention of bards
 That Bretons and Redguards
 Have more than some staid fun
 And suffer deviant fornication
 For the most of madness, not the least,
 The wise debaucher heads out east.
 
 Where you once steely reserve is now merely tinned,
 You'll find it all in Morrowind.
 
 In Morrowind,
 There is sin.
 But, pray, do not confuse Dunmer variety
 With that found in tepid Western society
 Compared to which, it nearly is piety
 it isn't terribly ingenious calling it prudery
 Observing the Dark Elf aversion to nudity.
 After all, the preferred sort of lewdity
 In these parts is far more penicious
 From the Ashlanders to the wettest fishes
 You'll find pleasure and pain quite delicious
 In Morrowind.
 
 If you find yourself with unkind kinship with your kin
 You'll find it all in Morrowind.
Category:The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
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