Interview with WoF protagonists

**I have not read The Flames of Hope, and it is DRIVING ME CRAZY, so Luna will not be featured here. Only protagonists of books 1-14 will be. Some references may also not be up to date. Sorry!**
(This is just something I decided to write for fun. May be a bit cringe and contain mild gore. Please do not edit w/o permission. Contact me in the comments. Thank you and enjoy! -Aquamarine the SeaWing-RainWing)
Me: So, hey guys—
Sundew: Who's speaking?
Qibli: Nobody. We're all typing.
Winter: NOBODY CARES
Sunny: That isn't true!
Me: AHEM. Please DO NOT interrupt while I'm speaking— er, typing—
Qibli: See, even she agrees with me!
Winter: Shut up.
QIbli: Oh, dear. Is the cousin of Queen Snowfall upset?
Me: I SAID DON'T INTERRUPT.
Glory: Ha, she acts like Tsunami.
Tsunami: You are ASKING to be clawed right now!
Clay: C'mon, guys, let's just get this over with. It's almost lunch and I wanna eat!
Moon: I agree. My head is exploding from all of your thoughts.
Qibli & Winter: (rushing over) Are you okay??
Snowfall: (Laughing hysterically)
Blue: Um. Not being rude or anything, but can we get started?
Me: SO LET'S DO THIS. Hello, I'm the Narrator, pleased to meet you. Thank you for coming—
Peril: You aren't welcome.
Me: (Ignores Peril) Let us begin. I will ask a series of questions. All you have to do is answer. At the end, the audience will vote on who their favorite character—
Qibli: Um, it's obviously me? I mean, DUH.
Tsunami, Glory, Peril, Winter, & Sundew: Shut up.
Me: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM VIOLENTLY DISMANTLING ANYONE.
Sunny: Stop scaring Peacemaker!
Turtle: Um . . . ha ha ha! Violently dismantling! How funny! . . . You were joking, right?
Peril: ...
Me: So, without further ado, let us begin!
Tsunami: Finally.
Me: First topic! (slowly backs away from dragons) ... Name your favorite WoF ship.
Everybody: (Leaps forward to kill me)
Me: I SAID NO VIOLENTLY DISMANTLING!
Peril: I'm not going to violently dismantle you. I will BURN OUT YOUR FLESH AND HANG YOU FOR ETERNITY.
Turtle: That's pretty violent-sounding to me.
*some time later*
Me: Alright, Clay, you're up first to answer!
Clay: Um . . . 
Clay: Wasedxctfryvgubhknccfhvgjhb
Clay: . . . What was the question again?
Me: Name your favorite WoF ship.
Peril: (Leans forward excitedly and whispers) Say Cleril!
Clay: (Whispers back) What's that?
Peril: (Whispers impatiently) Just say it!
Clay: Um . . . Cleril?
Peril: (Jumps up and down)
Me: Um. Okay. Clay, you're lucky you have a simple— um, actually, I'll shut up now. 
Turtle: That's a good plan.
Me: Alright, second question, Clay: Who's your best friend?
Clay: Ummmmm
Clay: All of the DoD.
Peril: (looks crushed)
Clay: Er, and Peril!
Me: Peril isn't your best friend; she's your . . . nevermind. Tsunami, same questions.
Tsunami: Oh, yeah. I totally love Glorybringer.
Glory: (Shoves her off of platform)
Sunny: That wasn't nice! You could have hurt her!
Me: Cool. I love Glorybringer; good choice. And your best friend?
Tsunami: All of the DoD except Glory.
Glory: The feeling is mutual.
Me: Yikes. Watch out for your life, Tsunami. Speaking Glory . . . it's your turn.
Glory: I don't know, it's kind of hard. I like Scarnami, Morrownami—
Tsunami: SHUT UP!
Me: All right. You like Scarnami, Morrownami, and Shutup. Everyone knows Shutup is the best ship of all time. They are perfectly made for each other. Your BFF?
Glory: Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Winter: What are you doing here? You aren't a protagonist.
Kinkajou: Well, I've gotta make sure you all say what you're supposed to say! Also, NARRATOR DUDE, I WANNA INTERVIEW!
Me: Fine. Kinkajou, you can stay and be interviewed if you want. I'll stick you in after Moon. However, it's Starflight's turn right now.
Starflight: (Glances at Sunny but also thinks of Fatespeaker)
Starflight: ... Pass.
Winter: WHAT. He gets to PASS??
Me: Yes he does, and so can you, igloo-head. Personally, I can think of fifty ships that Starflight should've said, but yeah, who cares. Starflight, who's your best friend?
Qibli: Hey, igloo-head is MY line!
Starflight: Sunny and Fatespeaker.
Fatespeaker: It's ME!
Me: Um, do you want an interview, too?
Fatespeaker: Uh, duh!
Me: Fine! Go ahead, Fatespeaker. Fav ship and BFF please.
Fatespeaker: Starspeaker and Starflight.
Me: Sure. (thinks: Sunnyflight is WAY better)
Me: Sunny, you're up.
Sunny: I hate ships.
Me: That's sad. Ships are the best. Fine. Your BFF?
Sunny: I don't know; it's hard to choose! I like every single dragon at Jade Mountain!
Me: Okay. That's a whole lot of dragons; I can't even remember their names.
Tsunami and Clay: YOU AREN'T ALONE.
Me: Good to know. Moonwatcher?
Qibli & Winter: (Smile encouragingly)
Moon: Uh . . . *takes a deep breath*
Moon: Beware the darkness of Winter. Beware the stalker of dreams. Beware the talons of ice and fury; beware the one who is not what he seems. Something is coming to shake the earth. Something is something to freeze the ground. Moonwatcher will fall beneath snow and anger . . . unless Qibli can be found.
Everybody: ...
Qibli: So . . . Moon just gave a prophecy about shipping us together?
Winter: (Storms out of building in furiously)
Me: So. Yeah. Moon apparently likes Moonbli best. I love Moonbli. Since Moon looks like she's going to pass out, let's move on. Um . . . I'd better go get Winter back. Unless any of you guys volunteer?
Everyone: ...
Sunny: I'll go!
Me: Thanks. Make sure to keep your face out of freezing range!
Starflight: (Turns pale)
Me: All righty, then, while we're waiting for Winter to come back— anybody want to go?
Qibli: I will gladly take his spot. I mean, Moon obviously likes m—
Winter: (Storms back in with Sunny) I AM BACK.
Qibli: (Grins and doesn't look guilty at all) Nice to have you back!
Winter: Hrmph.
Me: So, Winter— what's your favorite WoF ship?
Winter: ... I REFUSE TO SPEAK.
Me: Fine. I guess I can't blame you; Moon literally ditched you at the end of book ten—
Winter: (Smashes claws into me)
Me: (Dodges) Yeah well, I guess I was kinda asking for it. Next!
Peril: OMG yes I have this weird feeling that Clay— um, uh, yeah! Clay totally— I mean— he's totally my BFF but he— um, I—
Turtle: (Whispers) Peril, I think it's a good idea to stop now.
Peril: I am stopping now.
Me: Good idea. I'll do you a favor and not translate your response about you and Clay.
Tsunami: (snorts) Too late.
Me: That was intentional.
Tsunami: Whatever.
Me: Moving on! Turtle, your answer, please?
Turtle: Oh, thanks, you actually said please!
Me: Um . . . you're welcome?
Turtle: Er, nevermind. Hmm . . . what should I say to get in the least amount of trouble possible?
Everyone: Nothing about me.
Turtle: Fine. Blazilver, how about that?
Everyone: ...
Peril: Who the heck is that?
Turtle: It's a ship!
Snowfall: Of whom?
Turtle: I dunno.
Me: Okay. Your best friend?
Turtle: Peril or Kinkajou, I dunno.
Kinkajou: Yay! I now have SIXTEEN best friends! AND A PINEAPPLE!
Everyone: ...
Me: What about you, Qibli?
Qibli: Finally! It's MY turn! (Sweeps around and puts a wing around Moon) I believe MOONBLI is the best ship! Obviously!
Winter: Rrrrrgh.
Me: Yes! Good choice, Qibli! I am 100% a Moonbli fan!
Winter: BACKSTABBER.
Me: I never said I was a Winterwatcher fan in the first place.
Winter: STILL.
Snowfall: I'm with the narrator. You and Moonwatcher are NOT destined for each other.
Winter: (plunks head on floor)
Me: Umm, let's give him some space, guys
Qibli: Don't worry, he's just sulking. He'll be fine in a bit.
Winter: I am NOT sulking! 
Qibli: Yeah, you're not sulking. You're moping.
Turtle: This would be the ideal time to back up, everyone.
Me: (spreads wings to stop a fight from happening) So, Qibli, who's your best friend?
Qibli: Igloo-face over there!
Me: Oh, right. Half the people in fandom ship you two, so I guess that makes sense.
Qibli & Winter: THEY DO??
Qibli: That's great!
Winter: THAT IS ABSURD AND SO VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO THE COUSIN OF QUEEN SNOWFALL! TO I, PRINCE WINTER OF THE ICEWINGS! I WILL MURDER THEM!
Snowfall: You're not of the IceWings; you're banished, remember?
Me: ANYWAY! If there are going to be THIS MANY side conversations, we WILL NOT get through this before lunch!
Clay: WHAT??
Me: Kinkajou, what's your favorite ship and best friend?
Kinkajou: I like the Titanic. 
Everyone: ...
Kinkajou: My best friend is... (takes deep breath) GLORYMOONTAMARINTURTLEWINTERQIBLIANDEVERYSINGLEOTHERDRAGONATJADEMOUNTAIN.
Me: I'm sure Glorym, Oontama, Rinturt, Lewinte, Rqib, Liande, Verys, Ingleo, Therdra, Gonat, Jadem, and Ountain would be pleased to hear that.
Kinkajou: Who are those dragons?
Me: Moving on to our ... apparently dead Legends friends! Darkstalker, what's your favorite ship?
Peacemaker: Wuzza ship?
Me: Long story; I am NOT explaining it. Now go back to Hope, will you?
Sunny: That was rude of you.
Me: Um, did YOU want to explain what a ship was to Peacemaker?
Sunny: ...
Me: Okay. Clearsight and Fathom are dead, so I won't bother asking their bones anything. We're moving on to our Pantalan friends!
Winter: They're not my friends. Especially since Qibli and Moon went there together—
Me: I'M NOT LISTENING. Anyway . . . Blue, your favorite ship, please?
Blue: Those things are so complicated.
Cricket: (Looks down at her talons)
Blue: But, um, I like Blicket!
Cricket: (Brightens)
Blue: Yeah! I . . . yeah.
Me: Nice. Blicket's good. Very obvious. 
Blue: Um . . . thanks?
Me: I mean, I've only seen a few other dragons openly and remorselessly admit their ship. Like Qibli, but he's kind of not a normal dragon.
Qibli: I don't know if I should thank you or hit you.
Blue: Oh, and Cricket, Luna, and Swordtail are my friends!
Me: Yeah. You literally said that, like, ten times in The Lost Continent. Cricket, your turn! Please answer quickly because I am STARVING right now!
Clay: ME TOO! Can I go?
Me: Nope.
Cricket: (beams) Blue's already said my favorite ship.
Me: I thought so. And let me guess: your BFF is—
Cricket: BLUE! Well, and Katydid and Sundew.
Me: I kind of hoped you would say something unexpected, like—
Cricket: Sure, of course I can something unexpected! Did you know that the corpse flower's bloom is warm? Did you know that, before trees evolved, there were fungi that were as tall as—
Me: It was just a joke! Three moons! Anyways, Sundew—
Sundew: I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY QUESTIONS DIRECTED AT ME, NARRATOR!
Willow: Please, Sundew?
Sundew: Oh— (turns bright red) I didn't know you were here, Willow.
Willow: I wasn't. And I'm leaving after your turn!
Sundew: WHYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Willow: ...
Sundew: Fine. Favorite ship: I DON'T CARE. Best friend: Willow. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU HORRIBLE, EVIL, SMUG-FACED NARRATOR?
Me: Not even close.
Sundew: WELL, THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM. I QUIT!
Blue: She left.
Me: Yeah, I can see that. Okay. We're almost done, guys. Snowfall, last but not least!
Snowfall: Oh, yeah. I am a supporter of Qinter.
Qibli: YES!
Winter: I WILL KILL—
Snowfall: No violently dismantling. Also, I'm your queen.
Winter: (fuming silently)
Snowfall: Learn your manners! Also, my best friend is . . . rrrgh.
Lynx: It's me!!
Snowfall: Nobody invited you here, Lynx! I thought you were off to Pantala!
Lynx: So were half the dragons in this room.
Me: You're welcome to stay, Lynx— I am your fan :) But we're almost running out of time.
Lynx: Cool!
Snowfall: Are we done yet??
Me: Yes, we are. Thanks again for coming!
Peril: Didn't I already say that you weren't welcome?
Me: Yes, you did. But I'm saying it anyways.
Turtle: Come on, Peril— let's just go. (whispers to me) Sorry.
Me: Don't worry, guys. I'll call you all back later!
Everyone: DO NOT DO THAT!
Me: Geez, fine!
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