WotW: Week 27

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Weak of the Week: Week 27 	Weak of the Week: Week 27
 	
The Ginger Linda 	The Ginger Linda
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Those who play Champions Online with any amount of regularity will probably be confused by this Weak of the Week. "How can you award a background object with Weak of the Week?" You may ask. Contrary to popular belief, however, Linda is not an in-game background asset, even though she is as common a sight standing outside of the powerhouse as Defender or the target-able trashcans that I always beat up near the tailor to test out auras.Linda is not always called The Ginger Linda, but "she" is always there. You may have seen "her" as simply "Linda" or perhaps "Gingers Never Lose" or even "Agent Linda." And "The Ginger Mafia." And "Linda Reborn"...you get the idea. All of these characters look exactly the same, wear generic business suits and stand around spamming broadcast chatting about how they love to get double penetrated. I'd love to see this guys Character select screen, it would be the same frumpy looking ginger chicks lazy-eyed face staring back at you 40 times in a row."She" somehow manages to reach level 40 with each character, though I've never seen this character in any alert or running around between missions. Apparently Linda levels up by somehow standing around in the center of the first possible area of the game. Getting DPed must give you a ton of XP, especially during double XP events...but I want to imagine Linda getting double double penetrated even less than I want to imagine her getting single double penetrated, which is all ready a considerably less amount than not wanting to imagine it at all and I live in fear of the possibility that I may inadvertently imagine it.Linda finally got "her" chance to "shine" on Weak of the Week this time because we took a record low amount (14) of screenshots this week. Linda is almost always one of the candidates, but this time "she" actually won. So congratulations, Linda; you pug-faced, stumpy-legged, neon haired, thin lipped, broadcast spamming pervert: You actually accomplished something!	Those who play Champions Online with any amount of regularity will probably be confused by this Weak of the Week. "How can you award a background object with Weak of the Week?" You may ask. Contrary to popular belief, however, Linda is not an in-game background asset, even though she is as common a sight standing outside of the powerhouse as Defender or the target-able trashcans that I always beat up near the tailor to test out auras.Linda is not always called The Ginger Linda, but "she" is always there. You may have seen "her" as simply "Linda" or perhaps "Gingers Never Lose" or even "Agent Linda." And "The Ginger Mafia." And "Linda Reborn"...you get the idea. All of these characters look exactly the same, wear generic business suits and stand around spamming broadcast chatting about how they love to get double penetrated. I'd love to see this guys Character select screen, it would be the same frumpy looking ginger chicks lazy-eyed face staring back at you 40 times in a row."She" somehow manages to reach level 40 with each character, though I've never seen this character in any alert or running around between missions. Apparently Linda levels up by somehow standing around in the center of the first possible area of the game. Getting DPed must give you a ton of XP, especially during double XP events...but I want to imagine Linda getting double double penetrated even less than I want to imagine her getting single double penetrated, which is all ready a considerably less amount than not wanting to imagine it at all and I live in fear of the possibility that I may inadvertently imagine it.Linda finally got "her" chance to "shine" on Weak of the Week this time because we took a record low amount (14) of screenshots this week. Linda is almost always one of the candidates, but this time "she" actually won. So congratulations, Linda; you pug-faced, stumpy-legged, neon haired, thin lipped, broadcast spamming pervert: You actually accomplished something!
Offences 	Offences
• Pervert• The Scaling! 	• Pervert• The Scaling!
How to Improve 	How to Improve
I have no idea why you would ever want to make some random ginger person who is just wearing normal everyday clothes on a superhero game! That's just stupid, don't you understand the point of this game! You fool! What kind of imbecile would--Oh hi, Weapon: Wally! 	I have no idea why you would ever want to make some random ginger person who is just wearing normal everyday clothes on a superhero game! That's just stupid, don't you understand the point of this game! You fool! What kind of imbecile would--Oh hi, Weapon: Wally!
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