POSTAL 3 Melissa

POSTAL 3 Melissa (Not stylized like Postal III) is the tulpa of POSTAL 2 Mike. They are not in a romantic relationship, they're just friends.
== Personality ==
More chill and sensible in comparison to her counterpart, she still has many of the same traits as POSTAL 2 Mike, such as their shared abilities and crack habits. She often is the Ying to P2Mike's Yang. 
== History ==
One day long after Bitch Wife Melissa tried to put a bullet into P2 Mike's brain, the fiber he absorbed created a strange purple skunk girl dude*
*Dude as in POSTAL Dude
== Abilities ==
Unlimited Guns - Can hold unlimited guns and ammo in her coat
Gun License - Unlike POSTAL 2 Mike, won't be arrested for carrying firearms she doesn't legally own 
Crack Addiction - Can withstand unlimited amounts of hardcore drugs
Teleportation - She can appear and reappear in different spots in a puff of pink clouds
Mindscape Access - She can enter the mindscape of humans or púcas.
== Trivia ==
* Unlike POSTAL 2 Mike , POSTAL 3 Melissa can't Double Jump
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