Narrator

"What is life? And so the Narrator, watched on; endlessly observing the comings and goings of the other beings. Their antics seemed so frivolous in the face of abstract eternity; perhaps they were all little more than footnotes in the pages of history. Perhaps so too was the Narrator, for he did not know, though that did not bother him so." - The Narrator, when asked would he like another beer. 
A sentient cactus who believes himself the central character within a strange imagined universe. He narrates everything in the third person, referring to himself simply as 'The Narrator'. He is a resident of the World Serpent Inn. 
== History ==
What is life? To the Narrator it is merely something to be observed from his seat at the bar of the World Serpent Inn he slowly watches time pass by. Never aging due to the nature of his condition and the timeless nature of the pub, he is content to while away eternity this way.
Hailing from an alternative reality where sentient animals and plants ruled a dessert realm alongside humans, he has seen many strange things in his time; none however more strange than watching a cleric of Pelor drink hallucinogenic liquor and believe that a deity was trying to enter him through his rear passage.
== Trivia ==
The Narrator, along with Bear-Strangler Hamp and Twinkle-Toes Potts were characters originally created for a campaign planned by Paul; where sentient animals lived alongside humans in an old western setting. This campaign never happened, so the characters were repurposed to be patrons of the World Serpent Inn. Category:Characters
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