The Endless Song of Depression

The Endless Song of Depression is the third episode of The Sponge Crew Show.
== Characters ==
SpongeBob
Mr.Bob
SuicideBob
GreyBob
== Plot ==
SuicideBob keeps on playing the same song for 2 days and the crew had enough of it, will they stop him?
== Transcript ==
( It first starts with Suicidebob playing the same song on his piano for two days and the crew are getting annoyed)
GreyBob: Two days......TWO DAYS!!!!!!!
Spongebob: Yeah i'm actually surprised he can play that long.
Mr.Bob: Well he did take a few brakes.
GreyBob: Yeah... very short ones!
Spongebob: I'm pretty sure they are not that short.
Mr.Bob: True.
Greybob: I swear to Neptune, if he does not stop playing that stupid, depressing song of " despair", I will destroy that Piano and shove some of the keys down his throat because I am really sick and tired of listening to the same song, FOR TWO FLIPPING DAYS!!!!!!
Mr.Bob: Now now calm down GreyBob, let me handle this. And not my brute force, I ment a talk.
( Mr.Bob then walks over to Suicidebob to see if he's okay)
Mr.Bob: Hey Suicidebob, why are you playing the same song.
Suicidebob: * Stops playing and sighs* it's because I watched a movie.... it turned happy..... then turned sad because the mother of the deer known as " Bambi" died.
GreyBob: * Is angry* This is why you played the same song for two days... FOR A STUPID MOVIE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF ANIMALS?!?!?!?!
SuicideBob: But.... Bambi's mom died...
GreyBob: I don't care if his mom died, it's just a stupid, fictional movie. Deer's get killed by humans every year! What's the big deal?
Spongebob: I Actually cried at that moment. Humans can be so cruel.
GreyBob: Well no creature is ever "happy" or "soft" every one of them are cruel no matter what!
Suicidebob: Anyways.... I got to go back to play this song...
( Greybob then grabs a sledgehammer and smashes the piano)
Mr.Bob: Hey! Why did you do that?
Greybob: Because I don't want to hear the same, dang song again over a fictional movie... a FICTIONAL movie!
SuicideBob: Fictional or not it was sad and was nothing but despair.....
GreyBob: Well Disney ain't the " happiest" place on earth now is it?
Spongebob: Actually.... all happy things have their sad moments.
Mr.Bob: Yeah... like that Bambi movie.
Greybob: Yeah you really thought that bull pee movie was a happy movie? Well too bad! Throw in a hunter and quickscope the mother deer... and there you go! A happy movie... turned to despair.
Mr.Bob: Greybob, you have no heart at all! You don't care about the movie don't you?
GreyBob: Yes I don't care about the movie! It was garbage anyways! Actually going outside and seeing animals in a forest is just as entertaining as this movie!
Spongebob: I really enjoyed the movie! It was sooooo happy... but later sad.... anyways Suicide, can you please stop playing the song?
SuicideBob: Okay i'm sorry....
Greybob: Thank you! You better keep that promise!
Suicidebob: Okay I will...
Mr.Bob: Welp crew, our work here is done! Let's go on another exciting adventure!
All: YEAH!
The end
== Trivia ==
The words GreyBob use is toned down for kids.
This episode references "Bambi" and reveals what the characters think about the movie.
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