SpongeBot Gets Cancelled on Twitter

SpongeBot Gets Cancelled on Twitter is the eighth episode of The SpongeBob and Viktor Orbán Show. It was released on October 13, 2022 and was written by .
== Transcript ==
["This programme includes depictions of sex words. This was wrong then and is wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its blasphemous degeneracy and create a sex-free fanon wiki together. This message was brought to you by the PTSD organisation (People Tired of Sexual Degeneracy). Thank you."]
[We see a shot of a community centre, where many residents are sitting down and waiting for a meeting of some kind. Zoltan enters with a briefcase to cheers and applause from the studio audience.]
Zoltan: sorry im late, i was watching friend sbut it is too much words sex and i dont like sex and i dont wiatch it
[Laugh track. Zoltan makes his way to the back of the room and faces the crowd.]
Zoltan: anyway, welcome to the first biweekly meetup of the "i hate bot club".
[Laugh track.]
Liz: Wait, this isn't the monthly "Fuck CrazySponge Club" meetup?
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: sorry, that's in the room opposite
Liz: Oh, okay. Sorry for the confusion.
[The vast majority of the crowd stands up and leaves. Laugh track.]
Mr. Renaud: Wait, when we say "Fuck CrazySponge", are we speaking literally or-
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: i hav hot scatman pics if u stick wiht us
Mr. Renaud: I mean he's kinda cool, but he's also legal.
[Mr. Renaud stands up and leaves. Laugh track. Zoltan looks over at the few people who are still left.]
CartoonGuy: Well, we still have a bigger turnout than I was expecting anyway.
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: anyway, thank you all for coming. as you all know we are gathered here today to share our hatred for the .mp3 addict known as bot.
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: my assistant cartongay should be currently setting up the powerpoint as we speak.
CartoonGuy: You're using big words today, No Genitalia Gerald.
Zoltan: I AM NOT NO GENITALIA GERALD! I AM ZOLTAN!
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: Okay, okay, fine! I'm getting the first slide up!
[A projector screen lowers behind Zoltan, and we see a PowerPoint slide with the words "BOT = DEVIL" written in Comic Sans at the maximum font size, alongside an image of Bot with devil horns and angry eyebrows poorly drawn onto her. Laugh track.]
Zoltan: BOT IS THE THIRD WORST USER ON THE WIKI!
[Laugh track.]
Chip Rockefeller: Wait, so who's the first two then?
Zoltan: that's crazyspoon and golfpecks 
Golfpecks: WHAT
[Laugh track.]
Golfpecks: I don't believe this! I always thought I was quite liked amongst the SBFW community. I mean, I'm always getting no-good damn fools blocked!
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: Yeah, sorry buddy. 
Golfpecks: I wondered why I was banned from the Discord server.
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: back to the powerpoint, you see this is what the world is like when bot breathes
[CartoonGuy skips to the next slide, which is just a gif of Ross from Friends crying. Laugh track.]
Zoltan: and this is what the world is like when bot un-breathes
[CartoonGuy skips to the next slide again, which is just a gif of Joey from Friends dancing. Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: I thought you didn't like Friends.
Zoltan: i don't, its too much sex words 
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: Well these are Friends gifs.
Zoltan: WHAT
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: FRIENDS GIFS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: anyway, that's a discussion for when im admin. (laugh track) since this is our first meeting, i think we should introduce ourselves to each other and say why we hate bot. let's start with you.
[Zoltan points to Chip Rockefeller.]
Chip Rockefeller: Me?
Zoltan: yeah
Chip Rockefeller: Oh, uh, hi, I'm Chip Rockefeller, and I hate Bot because she doesn't like my movie. Also she murdered me with an axe once.
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: good! now onto put next member!
Cliff Vandercave: Hi, I'm Cliff Vandercave and I hate Bot because I'm basically Chip Rockefeller but different.
[Laugh track.]
Nickelodeon Twitter Account: Greetings, I am the official Nickelodeon Twitter account.
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: You mean you run the account?
Nickelodeon Twitter Account: No, I am the account. (laugh track) I don't like Bot because she's an emoji hater.
[Laugh track.]
Golfpecks: Hi, I am Golfpecks. I graduated from Harvard and later went on to found and manage the million dollar corporation Banana Studios.
 
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: Oh cool, a rich guy!
Golfpecks: Imagine thinking being a millionaire is "rich". I don't live in Alaska.
[Laugh track.]
Golfpecks: I hate Bot because she's a fan of the notorious war criminal and singer "Charli XCX". (laugh track) And as we all know, mus-
CartoonGuy: Music is the enemy of the people, yeah we really do all know. 
Golfpecks: Actually, as of February 19 2021, MUSIC WAS OFFICIALLY RE-CLASSIFIED AS "NEUTRAL." Music is no longer classed as "THE ENEMY OF PRODUCTIVITY," that title officially goes to the Apple iPhone, Social Media industry, the Dark Web and the Internet, although music is still a minor-to-significant threat. Feel free to spread the word.
[Laugh track and applause.]
CartoonGuy: Okay… next!
Minnie Mouse: Guh-huh! I'm Minnie Mouse.
Daisy Duck: Hi, I'm Daisy!
Minnie Mouse: And we hate Bot because she keeps making fun of my ever-so wonderful bow-tique!
[Laugh track.]
Cliff Vandercave: What the fuck is a "bow-tique"?!
Minnie Mouse: Why, it's where every bow is unique! If fun and fashion are what you seek-
Cliff Vandercave: Shut up, please shut up.
[Laugh track.]
Golfpecks: Imagine going out of your way to seek "fun" and "fashion", maybe under the temptation of the Devil.
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: wait daisy duck is a duck right
[Laugh track.]
Chip Rockefeller: No, goose.
Zoltan: oh sorry for my mistake 
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: One of Donald Duck's cousins is a goose, I forgot his name but-
Nickelodeon Twitter Account: I thought Bot was Donald Duck.
Daisy Duck: She is, that's why I ditched her and started fucking Mickey.
Minnie Mouse: YOU!
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: Well, I uh believe everyone has introduced themselves now.
Golfpecks: Yeah, I say we pick up the pace and start being a lot more productive! We've already wasted two minutes and thirty six seconds on introductions!
[Laugh track.]
Cliff Vandercave: When are we getting the free food?
CartoonGuy: Patience everyone! We still have a lot more…. stuff to get through, probably. Honestly I have no idea what our schedule is.
Zoltan: me neither 
Golfpecks: Wait, we don't know what the schedule is?! How are we supposed to get anything done without a schedule to make sure we're at our peak productivity?!
Zoltan: idk i just thought we could like hate on bot for the entire hour and a half the room is booked for
Golfpecks: Unproductive!
[Laugh track.]
Nickelodeon Twitter Account: How is hating on Bot unproductive? It's exactly what we all came here to do.
Golfpecks: I just think there should be some order to it, unlike the fascists over in the other room dumping on Mr. Sponge.
Chip Rockefeller: How can there be any order when talking about a teenage girl who says racial slurs all the time and laughs her ass off about it?! (laugh track) It's completely unacceptable!
Zoltan: I KNOW! bot is even supportive of the evergrowing sex-having movement!
Golfpecks: How dare she!
[Laugh track.]
Golfpecks: That woman is a monster!
Minnie Mouse: We know! But what should we do about it?!
Nickelodeon Twitter Account: We should all make angry callout posts on our Twitter dot coms!
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: That… is such a great and original idea, Nickelodeon Twitter Account! Let's do it!
All: Yeah!
[Everyone gets their phones out and starts making angry posts on Twitter.]
Zoltan: but… this is supposed to b my club!
Golfpecks: Quiet, "No Genitalia Gerald"! I'm trying to write my angriest Twitter post yet!
[Laugh track. Cut to Not-Joe in his bedroom making an angry post on Twitter dot com.]
Not-Joe: "I'm just saying that the show directly goes against Hillenburg's wishes and I do not want to support the corporate greed of-" 
[Laugh track. He gets a new notification.]
nOT-jOE: Huh?
[He opens up a tweet from Zoltan which reads "I HATE BOT! SHE SAYS RACIAL SLURS ALL THE TIME WHILE LAUGHING HER ASS OFF! #CANCELBOT". Laugh track.]
Not-Joe: (gasp) How dare she! I better make a callout post right away!
[Laugh track. Cut to EB in his bedroom filming a rant.]
EB: Hello everyone, this is EB The Original Master here and welcome back to another SpongeBot678 rant video-
[Laugh track. We see a flood of angry tweets about Bot showing up on Twitter. Cut to Bot in her room worshipping a SCOOB! poster. Laugh track. She walks towards her laptop.]
Bot: Welp, now that my daily prayer to the SCOOB! lords is over, it's time to check Twitter.
[She opens up Firefox and types on the Twitter url.]
Bot: (laughs) Nothing bad ever happens to SpongeBot!
[The front page loads and she sees "SpongeBot678" trending, alongside "Super Straight" and "The Wiki Shutdown was an Inside Job". Laugh track. Bot, with a blank expression on her face, slowly folds up the screen of the laptop and takes a deep breath. Cut to Oscar sleeping in his dog bed, where we can hear Bot's loud scream. Laugh track. Cut back to the I Hate Bot Club.]
Daisy: Well we did it again Minnie!
[Laugh track.]
Minnie: You didn't fucking do anything Daisy!
[Laugh track.]
Golfpecks: WE DID IT! WE DID IT AGAIN!
CartoonGuy: Yeah, I'm honestly surprised we were able to pull it off. I guess cancel culture works in mysterious ways.
Nickelodeon Twitter Account: I just hope Bot doesn't get mad about it.
[Bot bursts through the door looking mad about it. Laugh track.]
Nickelodeon Twitter Account: Oh no, she's fucking pissed.
[Laugh track. Bot storms towards Zoltan, clenching both her fists.]
Zoltan: oh hi bot we were just talking about you
[Mr. Renaud walks back in. Laugh track.]
Mr. Renaud: Pope White Duck - I'm Back, yeah I don't like it in the other club. They're just talking about how messed up it is that this kid has the hots for some character from A Goofy Movie. I tried to tell them that I thought she was hot too and I really don't see what the problem is but- 
[Everyone stares at Mr. Renaud.]
Mr. Renaud: Oh is now not a good time? Sorry I'll leave you alone forever now.
[Laugh track. Mr. Renaud walks out muttering something about being in the LGBTQ+ community. Bot grabs Zoltan by his shirt and lifts him up.]
Bot: Why am I being cancelled on Twitter?
Zoltan: how did you know we were all in here
[Laugh track.]
Bot: Why am I being cancelled on Twitter?
Zoltan: because… you're the 3rd worst user on the wiki
Bot: Can I ask you a question quickly?
CartoonGuy: Is it "Why am I being cancelled on Twitter?"
Bot: How am I supposed to become prime minister when I'm being cancelled on Twitter?!!!
[Laugh track.]
Chip Rockefeller: I mean wouldn't being cancelled on Twitter make you more likely to be MP?
[Laugh track.]
Chip Rockefeller: Biden's a creep and he's the fucking president!
[Laugh track.]
Golfpecks: Excuse me, Mr. Biden is not a "creep". He is a much beloved member of the Democrats and worked hard to get to where he is today, unlike you communist fools.
Bot: Wait wait wait… Chip Rockefeller is in on this?
[Bot suddenly lets go of Zoltan and he falls to the floor.]
Chip Rockefeller: I'm sorry, but it's what arch-enemies do.
Zoltan: but zoltan suppo 2 be bot's arch-enemy! we rewrote the theme song to explain that at the beginning!
[Laugh track.]
Bot: Minnie Mouse is here too?! Daisy Duck?! Golfpecks?!
Golfpecks: Damn fool.
Bot: The Nickelodeon Twitter Account?! Cliff Vandercave? 
CartoonGuy: I'm here too.
Bot: I don't care about your presence.
[Laugh track.]
Bot: Zoltan, you gathered all my greatest enemies, and also funny banana man for some reason-
CartoonGuy: He is funny.
[Laugh track.]
Bot: You gathered all my greatest enemies here in one room just so you could cancel me on Twitter? (a tear falls from her eye) Wow, you really must care…
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: WHAT?! NO! I DON'T CARE! I HATE YOU! THIS IS THE I HATE BOT CLUB! NO!
Bot: (crying) I'm so grateful to have such good friends like you...
[Laugh track.]
Zoltan: NO! WE ARE NOT FREINDS! THAT HAS TPO MUC SUX WORDS! ROSS IS A BITCH, CHANGLER IS AN ASS, RACHEL IS A DUCKING WHORE, I HATE IT!
[Laugh track.]
Bot: Come here, you!
[Everyone except Zoltan walks towards Bot and joins a group hug.]
Zoltan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[Beardy Dad walks.]
Beardy Dad: Bot, my girl? Is everything alright? You haven't given me the signal to come out from the car with your axe in case things got violent.
Bot: Everything's fine, Dad. 
Beardy Dad: Aw, I do love a happy ending. Come on, we're gonna miss Dogs Behaving (Extremely) Badly!
Bot: Oh shit!
[Laugh track. The group stops hugging.]
Beardy Dad: Oh, uh, you guys know there's a donkey in the parking lot, right?
CartoonGuy: Oh, that's just Zoltan's ass.
Beardy Dad: Ah, gotcha.
[Laugh track.]
Cliff Vandercave: Bye Bot.
Bot: See ya. 
[Beardy Dad and Bot walk off.]
Beardy Dad: You really do have an oddball set of friends, you know.
CartoonGuy: Welp, I think this just about concludes our first meeting.
Zoltan: WHAT? NO! ITS NOT OVER YET! BOT'S STILL ALIVE!
[Laugh track.]
Golfpecks: Same time next fortnight?
CartoonGuy: Yeah I guess so.
Minnie: Daisy and I oughta head off back to the bow-tique now anyway.
Zoltan: NO 1S GOING ANYWHERE!
Nickelodeon Twitter Account: See you in two weeks then I guess.
Chip Rockefeller: Bye!
[Everyone except Zoltan and CartoonGuy leaves.]
Zoltan: WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! NO!!!
CartoonGuy: Well that was fun, what do you think Zoltan?
[Pan over to Zoltan who is now suddenly dressed like an emo.]
Emo Zoltan: i am now emo Zoltan
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: Zoltan?
Emo Zoltan: existence is suffering 
[Very loud laugh track because depression is funny.]
Emo Zoltan: i hate society
[Laugh track and applause as the credits begin to roll.]
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