Rabs in Time

Rabs in Time is the twenty-seventh episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs goes back in time to stop the death of IShowSpeed.
==Transcript ==
*[The episode begins with Mr. Rabs at the grave of IShowSpeed]
*Mr. Rabs: This is terrible. I must revive him... but how?
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, I know! Call Donald Trump! He's sure to know just who to call!
*[Mr. Rabs 2.0 gets his phone out and speed-dials Donald Trump]
*Donald Trump: Hello, Mr. Rabs 2.0.
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hey, Trump. My friend Mr. Rabs wants to revive IShowSpeed.
*Donald Trump: I know just the guy to call!
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs 2.0, Donald Trump and Mr. Rabs at Dr. Fortnite B. Science's lab]
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Hello, Rabs. I'm Dr. Fortnite B. Science.
*Mr. Rabs: Yes, We know that! We need help reviving IShowSpeed! You got a machine we can use or something?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Right this way, please!
*[The three follow him deeper into the lab]
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: This here is a state of the art "Time Machine". Only problem is, I can't power it!
*Mr. Rabs: Oh no! How come?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Sceicne: SpongeTom had the secret power on button!
*Mr. Rabs: What does he have to do with this?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: SPONGETOM WAS KIDNAPPED IN MEXICO! WHEN THE BUILDING EXPLODED, SO DID THE BUTTON!
*Mr. Rabs: By golly! (funny), We must go to SpongeTom's house!
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs w/ Mr. Rabs 2.0 and Donald Trump, on SpongeTom's front door. They knock on the door]
*SpongeRob: [Tired] Y-yeah?
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: You idiot! This is the wrong house, SpongeTom lives next door!
*[Cut to SpongeTom's front door]
*SpongeTom: Oh that button? It didn't exploded. I have it right here!
*[Shot of the button]
*Donald Trump: It's beautiful!
*Mr. Rabs: Well, I should be getting a move on. Bye, chumps!
*[He calls for a Cab and goes to Dr. Fortnite B. Science's lab]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: What an asshole!
*[Cut to Dr. Fortnite B. Science's lab]
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: You found the button?!?
*Mr. Rabs: I sure did. Now, let's revive IShowSpeed!
*[Mr. Rabs powers on the machine, causing a burst of energy. He is transported to the past and must figure out WHEN he is.]
*Mr. Rabs: Where am I? Or, a better question, when am I?
*[Cut to outside a Hospital]
*Mr. Rabs: If I peek in, maybe I'll figure out.
*[He peeks in]
*Past Doctor #1: Hello Sir, how may I help you?
*Past Mr. Rabs: Hi. I’ve lost my memory, and don’t know who I am.
*Mr. Rabs: WHAAAAA???? If-if that's me... than... THIS MUST BE WHEN I HAD AMNESIA!
*[Past IShowSpeed, who is walking by, trips on Mr. Rabs.]
*Past IShowSpeed: What the hell, man!
*Mr. Rabs: Sorry I.... ISHOWSPEED?
*Past IShowSpeed: THAT RETARD FROM EARLIER!
*Mr. Rabs: YES IT'S... wait a minute.... RETARD?
*Past IShowSpeed: Yeah, remember?
*Narrator: And now, for a brief flashback.
*Past Mr. Rabs: Hey, do you know where the Hospital is?
*Past IShowSpeed: Stop bothering me, I’m playing Talking Ben [Proceeds to Scream and Bark]
*Narrator: Now, back to the show!
*Mr. Rabs: I was the one who called you retarded, dimwit!
*Past IShowSpeed: Oh. [He glances in the hospital window] Wait a minute... that's YOU?? THERE'S TWO RABS?!?!
*Mr. Rabs: No, no! I'm a time traveler and I don't know how to get back home!
*Past IShowSpeed: Kind of sounds like a you problem.
*Mr. Rabs: Great. You have any tips on how I could get back home?
*Past IShowSpeed: Well, you could go through Ohio.
*Mr. Rabs: Ohio, eh?
*[Cut to QuackersClocks sipping tea.]
*QuackersClocks: Quite "yum-yum" isn't it, my dear friend.
*Amberal ert: You monster! You kidnapped me! Grrr....
*Mr. Rabs: Only in Ohio does this happen!
*QuackersClocks: Why you little!
*[Suddenly, Mr. Rabs goes to Ohio]
*Dake: Look another-
*Mr. Rabs: [Smacks him] I don't have the time.
*[He walks by and exits the car, before seeing the hole where the Diner once was. He can see a void.]
*Mr. Rabs: Well, here goes nothing.
*[He jumps in the hole.]
*Mr. Rabs: AAAAAAAAAA!!!! Oof!
*Mr. Rabs: Well, where am I now? I'm in what looks like a graveyard. Am I back to earlier today?
*[He hears a noise, so he hides behind one of the gravestones]
*Past Mr. Rabs: You want me to... fuck his corpse?
*Past RongeRob: Of course! If Mr. Krabs can do it (Mr. Krabs fucks corpses), you can Rabs!
*Past Mr. Rabs: RongeRob, maybe it's best we don't have another TOS breaking article. Don't want to get fandom mad!
*Mr. Rabs: Oh... I can't bear to watch. I'll just explain the situation to Dr. Fortnite B. Science!
*[Cut to Past Dr. Fortnite B. Science's lab]
*Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
*Past Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Hmm. Well, power it on! See what happens this time.
*Mr. Rabs: Ok... here goes nothing!
*[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick in the void]
*[SpongeBob and Patrick thud on the ground]
*SpongeBob: Who... who am I?
*Patrick: I... I don't know. I can't remember anything. I live... somewhere?
*SpongeBob: I wouldn't know where you live! We need to find some answers.
*[Suddenly a Time Machine Appears]
*SpongeBob: Who... who are you?
*Mr. Rabs: It worked! Err, I mean.. you'll find out soon enough. Hold on tight!
*[They go back in Time]
*Mr. Rabs: You two can go anywhere you want, just remember not to enter that building.
*SpongeBob and Patrick: Yes Sir !
*Patrick: Ma'am.
*[Mr. Rabs walks into the building]
*Past Jim: Mr. Rabs, you're all talk and no substance! You can't run this town!
*Past Mr. Rabs: Oh yeah? Well, I'll prove you wrong, Jim!
*[Suddenly in a fit of rage, Past Jim throws a giant anvil toward Mr. Rabs.]
*Mr. Rabs: NOOOO-
*[He gets hit by the Anvil]
*Mr. Rabs: Ouch.
*Past Mr. Rabs: Huh? What am.. I doing there.
*Mr. Rabs: Now's not the time to worry about that.
*[IShowSpeed gets up, off of the ground.]
*IShowSpeed: You saved my life!
*Mr. Rabs: Sure I did!
*IShowSpeed: I will be forever greatful.
*Mr. Rabs: That's what they all say.
*Past Mr. Rabs: Aren't you going to like remove our memories or something?
*Mr. Rabs: Oh yeah, I forgot.
*[He erases all their memories as he goes back into the Time Machine into the now altered present, with IShowSpeed]
*[Cut to The Patty Shack]
*Mr. Rabs: Ay, RongeRob! This day is busier than ever!
*RongeRob: It sure is! I'll get back to making the patties!
*IShowSpeed: [Winks to the camera]
*Narrator: Epilogue
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs and IShowSpeed on the Patty Shack's roof during the sunset]
*IShowSpeed: I truly thank you for saving my life.
*Mr. Rabs: Well, it's all in a days work!
*[The two laugh. The end.]
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