Camping Horrors

This is a story about some plants that are going camping, while the zombies are trying to scare them.
Created by Ariq1144.
== Characters ==
* Starfruit
* Peashooter
* Squash
* Jalapeno
* Rangerhead Zomblis
* Basic Zombie
* Conehead Zombie
* Buckethead Zombie
* ??? (possibly a secret camera)
* Scary Scarecrow
* Pumpkin
* Dr. Zomboss
== Prologue ==
One day, on the lawn...
Starfruit: "Peashooter! Peashooter!"
Peashooter: "What is it?"
Starfruit: "I got a free ticket of camping in the wilderness! Look, look! LOOK!"
Peashooter: "Alright, alright! I've seen it! So what?"
Starfruit: "I planned to go camping with you!"
Peashooter: "What? Just you and me?"
Starfruit: "Of course not! I bring Squash and Jalapeno with us! Plus I just met a ranger that will guide us to the wilderness!"
Peashooter: "Huh? What does he looks like?"
Starfruit: "You know, he have a mustache and wearing a ranger hat."
== Chapter 1: A Camping Trip ==
In a far, far place in the wilderness...
At the camp...
Rangerhead Zomblis: "Hello, plantz! May name iz Rangerhead Z."
Starfruit: "Ooh! Ooh!"
Rangerhead Zomblis: "Yez?"
Starfruit: "What is your last name?"
Rangerhead Zomblis: "May lazd name? It'z Zomb-...lis. Yez! May full name iz Rangerhead Zomblis."
Peashooter: "...Huh."
In the night, the plants sit on the woods while watching the bonfire...
Starfruit: "Hmm... I think we need to sing a campfire song!"
Rangerhead Zomblis: "Gud aydiy! Huw abut "Twinkle Twinkle Little BRAINZ"?"
Peashooter: "It's Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."
Rangerhead Zomblis: "Dat'z wut I man!"
Starfruit: "Great! A song about me! Twinkle twinkle little star..."
While Starfruit is singing, the bushes behind them are seen shaking, revealing three zombie heads...
Rangerhead Zomblis: *Is looking at the zombies that hides in the bushes*
Starfruit: "...How I wonder what you are. Huh?" *looking at Rangerhead Zomblis* "Rangerhead? Ranger!"
Rangerhead Zomblis: *Is drooling*
Peashooter: "Ugh! Are you sure that you chose the right ranger to guide us?"
Squash: "Hm?" *sees the zombies that is hiding in the bushes* "Hyaa!" *squashes them*
Basic Zombie: *Howls*
Everyone: "....."
Squash: *Get back and sit on the woods* "There."
Rangerhead Zomblis: "Grrh..."
== Chapter 2: Scarexplore ==
One night, in the wilderness, three zombies are hiding behind the bushes...
Basic Zombie: "Wai do wee hav 2 waer dis with cluthez?"
Conehead Zombie: "To scare them off of their pots!"
Buckethead Zombie: "Do dey waer potz?
Basic Zombie: "I thienk hee maens dey waer a put liek teh won dat Crayzeh Dav waerz."
Conehead Zombie: "Ssh! You will blow our cover!"
A few minutes later...
Starfruit: "Why do you think the ranger wanted us to explore this wilderness in the midnight?"
Peashooter: "Uh... Because he's just stupid?"
Starfruit: "No! Because he want to test our braveness!"
Jalapeno: "NNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: "....."
Starfruit: "Hey! I have an idea! How about we split up? Squash and Jalapeno will go that way, while you and me will go this way."
Peashooter: "I don't know, it sounds a little--"
Starfruit: "GREAT! Let's go!"
And so, the plants split up, leaving Peashooter and Starfruit alone, don't know something was watching them...
???: *Zooms*
Peashooter: "Wait!"
???: *Hides*
Starfruit: "What?"
Peashooter: "I think I see something behind that rock..."
Starfruit: "..."
Peashooter: "...Meh. Probably just me."
Starfruit: "Phew! For a second I thought you saw the Loch Ness Monster!"
Peashooter: "You know that Nessy didn't live here, right? I'm not even sure it exist!"
Starfruit: "It sure exist! I've seen one floating on Crazy Dave's toilet!"
Peashooter: "Uh... I'm sure that's not the Loch Ness Monster."
Starfruit: "Sometimes, you just gotta believe!"
Peashooter: "Yeah, yeah. Whatever."
???: *Stares at them in silence*
A few minutes later...
Basic Zombie: "Thiz iz bawring."
Conehead Zombie: "Shut up."
Buckethead Zombie: "Hey! I fawnd a penny! Oh, it'z juzt a rock."
Conehead Zombie: "Silence! I think I hear something."
Everyone: "..."
Conehead Zombie: "I see them! Ready?"
Buckethead Zombie: "Reddy 4 wut?"
Basic Zombie: "Reddy 4 Freddy!"
Conehead Zombie: *Facepalm* "Why should I work with these guys..."
*The bushes are shaking*
Peashooter: "Did you saw that!?"
Starfruit: "What?"
Peashooter: "The bushes! It's shaking!"
Starfruit: "I hope this wouldn't end like last time that we thought it was Crazy Dave that is hiding in the bushes and is ready to give us a jumpscare."
Peashooter: "Ssh!"
Starfruit: "..."
Peashooter: *Is getting closer to the bushes*
Everyone: "....."
The Zombies: "BWAAAH!!!!!"
Peashooter & Starfruit: "AAAAAHHH!!!!!" *runs*
Conehead Zombie: "HA! HA! HA! Take that, stupid plants! HA! HA--"
???: "...Boo..."
Conehead Zombie: "...Ha? Buckethead, stop it!"
Buckethead Zombie: "I'm overr heer!"
Conehead Zombie: "Basic? Is that you?"
Basic Zombie: "I'm rite heer!"
Conehead Zombie: "Gulp! If that's not you, not him, and not me, then..."
The Zombies: *Turned around*
Scary Scarecrow: "BOO!!!"
The Zombies: "AAAAARRGH!!!!!" *runs*
== Chapter 3: I Scream ==
It's almost morning at the camp, when...
Rangerhead Zomblis: "Dum de dum... Wai did dey taek zo long? Dose zambis r nut prufezianel!"
The Zombies: "AAAAARRGH!!!!!"
Rangerhead Zomblis: "Daer u r! Wai did u taek zo long--"
The Zombies: *Hit Zomblis, then fall to the ground with him* "Oof!"
Suddenly, a big net fall from the air and hit the zombies that makes them trapped inside the net...
Conehead Zombie: "What!? What is this!?"
Then, the Peashooter and Starfruit show up.
Peashooter: "Just a little gift from us!"
Conehead Zombie: "You!? How did you know!?"
Peashooter: "Oh, that's just a little help from our friend."
Scary Scarecrow: "Hi..."
The Zombies: "AAAAARRGH!!!!!"
Then, the head of the Scary Scarecrow popped out. It turned out that its head was Pumpkin, and its body was Squash and Jalapeno...
Pumpkin: "You all looks funny when you're scared!"
Conehead Zombie: "WHAT!!! NO!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS NET! AAAAARRGH!!!!!"
The Plants: "Hahahahaha!!!"
THE END
== Epilogue ==
The Plants: "Hahahahaha!!!"
???: "Zooms"
Meanwhile, at the Zomboss Mansion...
???: *Is looking at the monitor, showing the plants and the zombies that was caught in net*
???: "Well, well... Looks like you've defeated my not-so-smart zombies. Congrats on that, but I'll have you know, this isn't the last time you see..."
???: *Turned around*
Dr. Zomboss: "ZOMBOSS!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
*Screen shows Zomboss Mansion that is zooming out, and the echoes of an evil maniacal laughter is heard.*
*Lightning strikes*
THE END...?
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