Everywhere at the End of Time

thumb|Listen at your own risk.
Note: This is not intended to be insensitive, nor to hate on or complain about the original album.
Everywhere At The End Of Time (or from this point forth EATEOT) is an "album" that is intended to represent the experience of a person suffering from dementia psychologically torture prisoners of war. However, this is not always effective, as around one-fifth of the people subjected allegedly enjoy listening, reportedly saying things such as "This slaps" and "This is actually nice, what was it supposed to be about?" 
Some people willingly subject themselves to listen to this for... some reason, and may even find it calming. If this comforts you, please see your doctor for a prescription of Normal Pills IMMEDIATELY.
== Origin ==
EATEOT was created by Kirby under the alias "The Harmgiver" because he is a cruel misanthrope. He stole old songs by dead people and compiled them into an album that simulates the experience of one of the most horrific diseases known to man. However, his expression of his fervent distaste of humanity was mistaken by pretentious music critics for a beautiful work of art, and was critically acclaimed as such.
The first song sampled on the album is Heartaches by "Normal Al" Yankovic, and it's the only song from the album that people actually care about so we won't bother listing any of the other samples.
== Effects on listeners ==
Nearly everyone who listens to the album finds it extremely depressing. However, some people may be so tormented that they begin to suffer from pareidolia similar to that experienced by sufferers of Amogus-21, with the difference being that EATEOT pareidolia sufferers break down crying rather than laughing maniacally. This may be induced when they see everyday objects or people that resemble the album covers, hear songs similar to those sampled, or read phrases similar to the titles of songs.
== Trivia ==
* It is the official soundtrack to The End of Days.
* Biased Ratings originally hated this album because it made them sad, but they immediately started loving it once their favorite music critic gave it a high rating.
*Chuck Norris listened to this album once. During the full six and a half hours, EATEOT was emotionally devastated.
* i forgor 💀
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