Portal Drama

Portal Drama is an episode of Spongeorama.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with SpongeBob, Sandy Cyborg and Squidward bored]
SpongeBob: So…. You're a cyborg?
NickTron guy: NickTron is proud to present you with this episode of The Terrible Travis.
SpongeBob: You know Channel 8 is airing Breadwinners
Everyone: Meh.
SpongeBob: Wait i misread it
Everyone: Yay
SpongeBob: They're airing Fanboy and Chum Chum
Everyone: Oh!!
Squidward: You know we have to go somewhere at the…. Krusty
Sandy Cyborg: They're closed Squidward. Just go where you need to
Squidward: Alright, SpongeBob come on
SpongeBob: Hang on I need to see Travis die
Travis: Ahh! Oh, it was only a dream. I guess I’ll just stay here in my cell hoping I won’t lose my mind again.
Eerie Voice: Oh, Travis.
[Travis turns around and sees SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward.]
Travis: Ahh!
[The episode ends outside Travis’ cell and screaming and chopping up sounds can be heard.]
SpongeBob: Okay ready, let's go!
Squidward: Wait a minute! I DIDN'T AGREE TO BE ON THE TERRIBLE TRAVIS! Oh well, let's go for a walk around 3016!
[6 minutes later]
[Shows the time card was on a message board]
SpongeBob: What is this place kind sir?
Message board guy: Eh some place where people put some mehh paper on the boooard.
Well i am gonna go killy myselfy byeey.
Squidward: HUHH! Look at this SpongeBob! It's the entire lyrics of Squiddy B’s Clarinet Today single
SpongeBob: I found a treasure map! And look the treasure is right next to us
[SpongeBob digs up the treasure]
SpongeBob: Huh it's a button let's click it
[Squidward is reading the lyrics]
Squidward: Take your time
[SpongeBob presses the button]
[A portal comes out of it]
Portal: Thank you for pressing on me. The entire city will be sucked in 1 week
SpongeBob: Did he just say the entire city will get sucked into the portal
Squidward: No he said the city would be sucked. But probably into the portal
SpongeBob: We better tell Sandy, Maybe she could undo what we did
Squidward: We? Oh forget it
[Cuts to SpongeBob talking to Sandy]
[Sandy laughs]
SpongeBob: What are you laughing at?
Sandy: Terrible Travis
SpongeBob: That is not TTT that’s The gay bar show
Sandy: Oh crap!
SpongeBob: So I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED A PORTAL THAT WILL SUCK THE ENTIRE CITY
[SpongeBob passes out]
Sandy: That is a lot to get in 40 seconds
[SpongeBob and Sandy are next to the portal]
[Sandy gets out a calculator and does some calculations]
Sandy: Hmmm it seems like the only way to stop it is to!
SpongeBob: Do what?
Sandy: Uhh
[PatRon is with them]
Sandy: Okay Patron Q! Just put your ass on the pad and PATRON!
[PatRon is eating the pad]
Sandy: Oh no! We only have 5 days left ‘till the portal gets to work
SpongeBob: And how long will it take for New Bikini Bottom to get fully sucked!?
Sandy: Uhh
[Sandy does even more calculations]
Sandy: 4 minutes
SpongeBob: THAT'S IT!!!!
[SpongeBob gets out a hammer]
SpongeBob: I DO THIS EVERY TIME YOU [Audio Bleep]
[SpongeBob his the portal and gets electrocuted]
[SpongeBob goes to Sandy and PatRon with a black eye and loads of plasters]
SpongeBob: Well that didn't work!
Sandy: I don't know what else to do?
SpongeBob: Well we gotta do something
[SpongeBob gets an idea]
SpongeBob: Sandy you're a cyborg right?
Sandy: Yeah?
SpongeBob: What have you always wanted to do?
Sandy: Upgrade my 42 processors
SpongeBob: Why not we all do what we have wanted to do
Sandy: Let me contact everyone at the Krabbyporium
SpongeBob: Okay then we can upgrade your processors
PatRon: Oh I know what I want to do!
[PatRon teleports then comes back with mayo]
PatRon: MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!
[5 days later]
[Everyone is by the portal]
SpongeBob: How are your new processors?
Sandy: They're good and when we get sucked I can use them to find out where we need to go!
Portal: You will get sucked in 5 4 3 2 1
[The screen turns white]
[Sandy, PatRon and the rest of the crew are there in cgi]
Sandy: My processors say we are in the 4th dimension
PatRon Q & T: Woo hoo weird things
[They look at their cgi selves]
[An anchor hits them in the groin]
[PatRon Q & T laugh]
[Sandy’s Processors flash]
Sandy: It says we must go that way
Eugene The Cheap: Into a white wall?
Sandy: Yes
[The screen turns black]
Sandy: Did anyone else just see that?
Everyone: Yeah
[A cgi character comes out of the darkness]
Chi character: Welcome fellows from behind the portal
Sandy: Uhm you sound an awful like the portal voice
Cgi character: That is ‘cause I am the voice behind the portal. You see it got lonely at the 4th dimension. I wanted people to come.
Sandy: You know what I could do?
[Cuts to Sandy making a girl robot]
Sandy: And done!
Cgi character: Thank you Sandy! Alright!
[Screen turns white]
[Everyone is back at New Bikini Bottom]
Sandy: I guess everything is back to normal now
SpongeBob: Uhhh!
[Eugene The Cheap has 2 heads]
[1 head looks at the other and screams]
[The End!]
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