Dark Squeegee

Dark Squeegee is the evilest, darkest, scariest, most ugly Squeegee form EVAR!!!! Its dreaded stare is horrible, and so painful!!! Stay away from the Squeegee, ALWAYS!!!
==History==
===Creation===
When Super Squeegee was slain by Weegee, Squeegee ran away faster than fast. It was so fast, it was beyond fast. I mean, seriously, it was fast. He made a good (but not for us) turn. He fell into the dark voyage and turned into Dark Squeegee. He was TOO EVIL!!! He killed some people BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!!! He did this until he found Super Eviler Bowser.
===The Battle===
In one corner that Nobody cares about was our dark ugly moron, DARK SQUEEGEE! In the cool corner was the infamous god of destruction himself, SUPER EVILER BOWSER! They fought hard!!! Dark Squeegee used all of his powers in hopes of getting out alive, while Super Eviler Bowser laughed at the mortal's attempts of survival. Eventually an army of Redeads approached and startled Dark Squeegee. Super Eviler Bowser gets a powerful shot in on Dark Squeegee. 
Thinking he has won, Super Eviler Bowser turns around and converts to Eviler Bowser. But then Dark Squeegee got up, and tackled Eviler Bowser. It looked like the end for Eviler Bowser, but he turned back into Super Eviler Bowser and PWNED Dark Squeegee. Moral is, don't mess with Super Eviler Bowser.
==If you see it==
If you see Dark Squeegee, there are a few simple steps you should take to assure your survival.
#Don't panic.
#Ignore step one. THIS THING IS GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND EAT YOUR BRAINS! RUN TO HELL, AND THEN KEEP RUNNING YOU STUPID STUPID MAN!
#Hide under a rock.
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