Shrek and Crash: St. Ogre's Day (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Shrek and Crash: St. Ogre's Day written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Lucky Moment".
==Plot==
(The story start off with a book under the title "SHREK AND CRASH: ST. OGRE'S DAY" like most fairy tales by opening up from page to page on Shrek meeting Crash to where the leprechauns reside in their village)
*Shrek: *narrate* Once upon a time, in a swamp come a ogre named Shrek. That's me! I was a ogre living out with a family and my wife, who in which I saved from a castle guarded by a dragon. Have three kids and two pets Donkey and Puss in Boots. A while ago, I met the bandicoots with their pals from another reality. We had many great adventures together with the bandicoots and a ancient spirit mask as their guide. We fought many of the bandicoots' enemies and one of my enemies, Rumpelstiltskin. Ever since we saved Far Far Away. We were hailed as heroes of the kingdoms that are Far Far Away and still lived out happily ever after as most fairy tale stories. In another story, there is a rare four-leaf clover hiding all over the forests, in a village where the leprechauns reside and celebrate the joys and cherish in harmony of their wonderful village. As green as a ogre.
(At night in a Irish village in a forest, the leprechauns celebrate by cooking bunch of chicken and eating ham, colored in green as every leprechaun hold out golden coins in pots, riding on rainbows and passing out the four-leaf clovers to every one of the leprechauns in charge)
*Kip: Happy St. Patrick's Day!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Pop: Shamrocks to everyone!
*Zip: Ba ba ba, ba ba, ba baaaaaa!!! Home to harmony is our home. *drink some cream soda and burp* Ooh, no more drunk burping for me.
*Kip: Cheer up Zip. We're partying like we're in some kind of place like Ireland.
*Zip: I thought the Princess Alessandra Belagomba was going to give us some sort of tea party at her kingdom.
*Kip: Well, the Princess Heart of Fire don't have any offers for us to do. We're good on our own, with some magic! *spark some rainbows*
*Zip: Whoa. That's a lot of rainbows.
*Pop: *eat a pork wing* Mmm. This taste out the magic.
*Zip: We got gold, money.
*Pop: Money is gold.
*Zip: I get it! Gold, shamrocks, good luck charms and rainbows are a part of our culture. We'll be granted with lot of good luck to come out of.
*Kip: Well, it's time to hold up for a special moment! *fart with rainbows* Oh, the unicorn barf got me.
*Zip: My man! You are as Irish as a regular leprechaun! Come here buddy!
*Kip: *hit Zip* That's my man right here!
*Pop: Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
*Zip: Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody!
*Everyone: *cheers*
(Far in the forests, a group of hooded robe tyrants spy on the leprechauns celebrating St. Patrick's Day as the tyrants come up with a plan to invade the leprechaun village)
*??? #1: You get the torches, i'll go attack the village with the clan.
*??? #2: We'll burn up this village with no more magic left on the forest.
*??? #3: No more magic means, no more good luck.
*??? #4: Ha ha ha. Let's cut everything the village has build up.
(The leprechauns are still celebrating as they hold up their shamrocks up high and hold up their pot of golds with rainbows popping out of the coins into the sky)
*Kip: Behold! The magic of the pot of gold have brought us rainbow and luck into our village!
*Pop: Pray for the pot of gold!
*Zip: We are lucky enough to sell these golden coins into the fair! We rock the forest!
*Pop: *hear chaos as a clan of tyrants show up to invade the village* Intruders!
*Zip: We got tyrants into our village!
*??? #1: *show up with his sword* Hello leprechauns. I got a deal to make with you.
*Zip: Back off tyrant! You won't destroy our village into your deadly reign.
*??? #1: I know you have magic. Hand them over so I can use them to gain our power into our clan.
*Zip: Never ever in 365 days. *throw magic dust at the tyrant*
*??? #1: Aah! You dwarf! Get them out of my sight!
*Pop: For magic! *he and the leprechauns fight the tyrants in the village*
*??? #1: Let me finish what I have started. *fight Zip*
*Zip: *punch the tyrant and roll over to jump to kick him back*
*??? #1: Ouch. What kind of leprechaun are you?
*Zip: *throw coins at the tyrants* You want some? You can have it.
*??? #1: *cut off the trees and destroy some magic and pots in the village* No magic, no gold. What a waste.
*Zip: We have been hiding all the magic to prevent you from using them to destroy every kingdom in the far lands.
*??? #1: You won't get a shift on my hood. *use his sword to fire flash at the whole village*
*Zip: Whoa!
(The whole village burn up with fire and magic with most of the leprechauns escaping from the attack caused by the tyrants as Zip is injured from the tyrant leader as the hood robe invader grab a shamrock in much of Zip's likeness)
*Zip: My....shamrock.
*??? #1: This look like a good use for the seal to erase all the magic in the fairy tale worlds. See you when I gain the power to erase all the magic on Earth. *step on Zip and escape with a evil laugh*
*Zip: We're......doomed. *crawl slowly*
(Most of the leprechauns were defeated in battle as a black cat in a mask watch over the tyrants escaping as the masked black cat begin the search on finding the chosen ones)
*???: I found some magic shamrocks. This lead to a way to find the chosen ones in Far Far Away.
(Meanwhile at the swamp, Shrek put up a camera as he get into Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots' space with Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Crunch Bandicoot and Aku Aku joining along with Tawna Bandicoot holding Fergus, Farkle and Felicia on the selfie. As the photo is taken, Shrek and Fiona share a kiss as embraced by their friends with the background song "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows plays as Shrek and Crash's gang play some golf in the field as they use a golf club to hit the ball by making it to the hole. Shrek and Crash's gang create camp in the woods as they cook up the hot dogs in the campfire and eat them while Tawna and Puss in Boots use their bow arrows to shoot spears at the targets in archery training. Shrek and Crash's gang run around in the field, chasing for flowers and grabbing them as Crash blow a rose to Tawna as well as Shrek to Fiona. While the gang run on the flowers, they are being chased by lab assistants, send by Cortex while the army of Cortex with Rumpelstiltskin chase them as Shrek's gang battle the army of Cortex in the forest with Crash spinning the beam at Cortex, Coco knocking out N. Brio and N. Gin, Shrek fighting N. Tropy as he throw the fork on him, Fiona kicking Tiny Tiger and Koala Kong with Puss in Boots using his sword to dodge the bullets from Pinstripe Potoroo as Puss in Boots jump and kick him into the face as Donkey knock Ripper Roo over from jumping around. Dingodile use his flamethrower to shoot fireballs everywhere, laughing as Shrek show up and punch Dingodile into the tree as Fiona kick Nina into the bush with Rumpelstiltskin throwing beakers at Crunch with Crunch punching the beakers at Rumpelstiltskin as Fake Crash spin kick at Tawna with Tawna punching Fake Crash into the tree. Coco fight Nina as she knock Nina to the tree with the Komodo Brothers throwing swords everywhere with Puss in Boots knocking them down as Shrek give out a big roar to Cortex as the army of Cortex with Rumpelstiltskin run off with Shrek embracing the guy after the battle as Shrek kiss Fiona with Tawna holding Crash and kicking him, cheering their friends up. Shrek, Crash and their friends celebrate by eating bunch of watermelon cookies together at the picnic field, holding up their wumpa juice cups and drinking them, laughing after sharing their adventures around the world. The background song end as Shrek and Crash's gang are seen walking on a path, talking about their adventures while heading back to the swamp.)
*Shrek: What a day. We could never get a hold of the army of Cortex. That Rumpel guy sure get a hand of my nerves while trying to put a spell inside my head.
*Coco: We were N. Sane.
*Fiona: Kicking butts, throwing beakers at mad scientists, that's the bomb.
*Donkey: It's like they never go away and we keep on kicking their butts 24/7.
*Crunch: On 7-Eleven! *see his friends awkward* Uh, guys? Are you okay?
*Tawna: Ha ha. Very funny Crunch. Way to sell off on the bottom line.
*Crunch: You're pulling my arm, are you?
*Puss in Boots: Cats are afraid of the water. I hate being on water every time we're on water-themed places.
*Crash: *itch his head*
*Shrek: The fun part where I don't have to be around hot places like the lava in the volcano with the fire in the flames.
*Aku Aku: We survived a lot through our adventures. Why don't we catch a break at the swamp?
*Shrek: That's where we're going. The swamp is still my home afterwards.
*Coco: You been living in the swamp for like several years.
*Shrek: I wouldn't say several years when I'm living in the swamp for so long. How about many decades have passed since I own the swamp.
*Donkey: You gotta live out the best life and rock on with an ogre roaring-free zone.
*Shrek: I miss being a regular ogre where everyone were scared of me and tried to hold up pitchforks against my swamp. Those were the good old days of the swamp.
*Puss in Boots: And one day when the king of Far Far Away order a request to hunt down a ogre-killer.
*Shrek: Excuse me? There was no ogre-killer. You are the ogre-killer. You were sent by Fiona's father to track me down in the woods year ago.
*Puss in Boots: But we make up our own minds when trying to become human.
*Shrek: Being human was a mistake. I shouldn't have drink the potion if I was wanting to look something different.
*Fiona: I was a human once. Both on the dragon's castle and my parents' castle.
*Coco: Me and Crash were regular bandicoots until we saw Cortex and turn us into his experiments which suddenly failed.
*Tawna: Don't forget me. I was a regular bandicoot before Cortex.
*Crunch: I was one too. But I was late to the party when becoming evil and taking you guys down.
*Puss in Boots: I was like that too when first meeting the ogre. Like the old saying of every legend, you either live as a villain, or die as a hero.
*Shrek: I would never live as a villain like my good old days of being alone in the swamp without no noise or neighbor trying to stomp at my door.
*Aku Aku: And I thought Crash was a bad person until things went twisted and go against his creator to save his girlfriend at the castle.
*Tawna: We even get to live with our happily ever after, right Crash?
*Crash: Ah ha!
*Shrek: The best moment give out a bunch of good luck. I'm the big old ogre you ever seen in the swamp!
*Fiona: Living in the swamp is the life.
*Donkey: No confusions, no tensions, no excuses!
*Puss in Boots: No theft have stormed the swamp since Shrek's arrival.
*Shrek: In fact, they never found my swamp.
*Aku Aku: Good for you. You pretty much have a good life then.
*Shrek: Safe travels. Ha ha ha.
*Aku Aku: Good boy.
(Meanwhile in the forest, the army of Cortex and Rumpelstiltskin set up camp with Tiny and Koala punching cardboard of Crash and Shrek, Dingodile cooking some hot dogs with gummy worms on top and the rest of the army preparing their weapons as Cortex kick the empty beakers with Rumpelstiltskin ripping bunch of blueprints on plans to stop Shrek and Crash's gang)
*Rumpelstiltskin: Fool, fool, fool! Why won't my ideas work?!
*Cortex: Our ideas don't work right. We always keep failing and failing every time we try to take over the whole fairy tale kingdom.
*Rumpelstiltskin: We got many ideas and they keep on going downhill like a bridge breaking down in the dragon's keep. I'm getting sick and tired of failing to beat that ogre's butt with his bandicoot friends.
*N. Tropy: Maybe if you don't stop trying, you can catch a break on taking over the multiverse.
*Rumpelstiltskin: I don't need a multiverse to take over. I want to be king of Far Far Away to get rid of the ogre's schemes and his fellow friends.
*N. Brio: I almost broke my neck in Madame Amberley's Academy of Evil. But I lived!
*Cortex: Nobody is talking about your neck, N. Brio!
*N. Gin: At least, I didn't die with the rocket on my head.
*Nina: You got something better to do?
*Cortex: I was thinking about rewriting the universe? But rewriting the universe could erase us out of existence!
*Rumpelstiltskin: It only happen to a ogre once that turned him into a ogre for a day and brought him to a world where I took the day he was born.
*Cortex: You're saying, you took the ogre's day when he was born as a baby!
*Rumpelstiltskin: No. I erased him from existence in his contracts and I became king of Far Far Away afterwards.
*N. Brio: I wonder what we were doing in your timeline when Shrek didn't existed?
*Rumpelstiltskin: The world was erased when 24 hours passed for the ogre. It's done! The end. Finish! You guys didn't exist along with everyone when the world was erased and I was falling behind my back, back to where I came from, from the start!
*Cortex: At least, you don't have to be a prick about it.
*Uka Uka: *show up* CORTEX!
*Cortex: Uka Uka, what are you doing here? I thought you were sleeping on the beach?
*Uka Uka: I just got back from my break. What are you guys doing? Did you defeat the ogres and bandicoots?
*Cortex: The truth is. We lost.
*Uka Uka: FOOLS! You always keep failing on your bonds like you used to. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, not that you didn't shoot on the animals as well.
*Cortex: They got pets as well, but they were too cranky to shoot them on their furs.
*Rumpelstiltskin: That annoying talking donkey drove me on my grinds! I can't handle him!
*Uka Uka: We would like to talk more on the castle. *warp everyone into Cortex's Castle*
(The army of Cortex and Rumpelstiltskin warp back to Cortex's Castle with Uka Uka for a serious conversation on defeating Shrek and Crash's gang)
*Uka Uka: You guys had five days to train to defeat Shrek and Crash. But you all lost and charts went downhill as a flop!
*N. Tropy: As long we keep going back and forth, we keep getting beaten up over and over like the time changing on daylight savings.
*Dingodile: We'll be burning up like burned garlic rolls.
*Rumpelstiltskin: Forget what we have planned. Tomorrow, we're going to invade Far Far Away like we used to.
*N. Brio: Yeah. We'll turned the whole kingdom into mutants.
*Cortex: Mind over mutant, tomorrow. Today, we prepare for the new war.
*Pinstripe: I got a mafia coming to prepare a shooting in the villages. Mind as well bring in my mafia to teach those villagers a naughty lesson?
*Uka Uka: Pinstripe, you go potential of a whole army of shooters.
*Pinstripe: I'm already a leader of a gang I formed! What year is this? 1925 where the mafia is still robbing banks in a outlaw town in Texas?
*Uka Uka: You are something Pinstripe. I can relate to that.
*Pinstripe: Hmp! If only a pack of fans from a gun show can appreciate a bunch of weapons that would be used in any riot or protest down the streets.
*Koala Kong: Just remember. The secret is in the diet. And that diet goes to the healthy bar of the food chain!
*Cortex: Really Koala Kong?
*Koala Kong: I'm not making this up, nor my old gym coach.
*Tiny: Tiny says fresh out of the diet.
*Koala Kong: Really Tiny?!
*Tiny: Uh. Tiny says sorry.
*Koala Kong: I owe ya a new weight chain.
*Komodo Joe: The whole world will be watching usssssss in tight.
*Komodo Moe: I ssssssssssmell the fear of bad luck.
*Fake Crash: *slam a pie on his face*
*Ripper Roo: *laugh at Fake Crash for slamming a pie on his face*
*Rumpelstiltskin: That's it! No more funny stuff in the army! We have to do some real work in the science lab.
*Cortex: Castle, Rumpelstiltskin.
*Rumpelstiltskin: Right. The Castle of Cortex. Am I right, Uka Uka?
*Uka Uka: Yes. You will be getting some sleep before your next attack on the worlds, tomorrow.
*Rumpelstiltskin: We have a promise.
*Cortex: A promise for a blessing. Yeah. That will kill the weeds.
*N. Brio: You know what we're doing, Dr. Neo Cortex.
*Cortex: Yes. In the morning. We'll be ready for it. For another invasion!
(Back at the swamp, Shrek and Crash's gang made it back to Shrek's house as they walk into the entrance for some fresh air)
*Shrek: We are home. Wow, was it a great walk for us to get back?
*Donkey: Home sweet home! *rush to the house*
*Shrek: Donkey, no! Slow down!
*Crash: Uh?
*Donkey: *enter inside of the house and sit down on the chair* Alright. I'm back in the booze! In the afternoon, I'm making waffles and pancakes!
*Shrek: *enter the house with everyone* Grrrrr, Donkey! We were suppose to come together as a family, not rush behind of us like being ahead of the group! You don't know how to pay attention after all these misadventures we got.
*Fiona: Shrek, let him be himself.
*Shrek: But he doesn't know how to act like a real donkey.
*Coco: We let Polar and Pura in the house and we didn't complain at them for walking to the house ahead of us.
*Tawna: This look like a perfect time to chill.
*Shrek: Well, everything is gonna be alright.
*Puss in Boots: A sign of moment is a fresh tight smooth break time.
*Crunch: We gotta load up our gains.
*Coco: I got a laptop to charge.
*Aku Aku: After all these adventures, we finally get to catch a break.
*Shrek: A break for life.
*Crash: Ah ha! *eat a wumpa fruit*
*Shrek: Anyday now. We can just sit and relax. *drink up some wumpa juice* Taste like a ice cream smoothie.
*Fiona: Doesn't really beat a happily ever after appetite.
*Tawna: *take care of Fergus, Farkle and Felicia* Come on now. You don't want to get bored without any of your toys. *squeeze a ball to make the babies laugh*
*Donkey: *relax on the rocking chair* Whoo, aah, yeah. It's like a old man's favorite chair to sit on.
*Shrek: That's my chair! Get your own!
*Donkey: Sorry's Shrek. The seat's taken. There's one over there, right next to mine. *see a small chair for Shrek to sit*
*Shrek: What?! Ugh, I always sit on the baby seat nowadays. *sit on the small chair and break down* It even break like a plastic chair.
*Crash: *slurp a wumpa shake and get a brain freeze*
*Aku Aku: *heal Crash* It's alright Crash. A brain freeze always happen, but you gotta slow down on sipping on frozen drinks like frozen smoothies.
*Coco: He does that all the time.
*Aku Aku: We'll have some hot foods for dinner. Starting with steak.
(At night, Shrek cut up a piece of steak for everyone else to eat at the table as wumpa fruits and bread rolls for served to eat)
*Crash: *eat a bread roll*
*Shrek: This taste like the joys in cuts.
*Fiona: How much food have we been eating as a family?
*Crunch: We ate a lot.
*Coco: How can we eat a lot when we started eating for dinner? *eat a wumpa fruit*
*Tawna: It doesn't matter how much a ogre or bandicoot eats?
*Shrek: *eat the whole steak* Yeah! I love it. Another! *break a rock*
*Coco: Whoa. You really love the steak you cook.
*Shrek: Yeah. It remind me of a buffet I went with the family on a cruise when I was a young ogre.
*Puss in Boots: Someone is going to make a party cruise tonight. *cut a wumpa fruit up*
*Crash: *slurp some wumpa whip*
*Aku Aku: The fresh meal of a diet is in your hands.
*Donkey: Where are your hands?
*Aku Aku: I don't have hands. I'm a floating ancient spirit.
*Donkey: You're one of a kind. You're like the Magic Mirror all over again.
*Aku Aku: Well, thanks. I guess.
*Shrek: Now that we got our food finish. Who want some dessert?
*Coco: You know I do.
*Crash: Ah ha!
*Shrek: Great. Cause everyone love dessert. We'll have something that everyone love the most. *put up some cheesecake* Cheesecake!
*Fiona: Cheesecake, again?
*Shrek: Yes. It's a ogre's favorite dessert to eat like when you like Piña coladas and getting rain in the rain.
*Crunch: Mind as well not be caught on a soggy day.
*Donkey: Me neither. Cause the farm will be splashing mud all over the barn animals.
*Shrek: Alright. I can really dig in with the cheesecake.
*Puss in Boots: Do you always have to serve the same dessert over and over like always?
*Shrek: It doesn't matter. I can serve whatever dessert I want.
*Aku Aku: We also got wumpa pastries on the way.
*Shrek: Really? You know that we're having another dessert on the way? You got me on that one.
*Aku Aku: Coming right up. *serve the wumpa pastries to the gang*
*Tawna: Oh boy. Time to eat up the pastry. *eat a wumpa pastry*
*Coco: *eat a wumpa pastry* This really taste like a actual wumpa fruit*
*Shrek: Oh yeah. Wait till you serve yourself some cheesecake. *pass out a piece of cheesecake to everyone*
*Puss in Boots: Delightful! *eat a cheesecake*
*Donkey: *eat a cheese and slurp some wumpa whip* It freezes to my fur! Ooh, so cold.
*Crash: *eat a bunch of wumpa pastries* Ha ha ha.
*Crunch: Oh yeah. Bring out the fruit. *eat a wumpa pastry*
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh while eating their food*
*Fiona: Even the babies like it.
*Shrek: I know. The best dessert that hit on the swamp. *fart* Ooh, excuse me.
*Crunch: It's alright champ. You really make a great meal of choice cuts. Also, sweet stuff.
*Shrek: Sweet stuff. I remember a cake that mock my face for my kids' birthday party I roared at. *fart again* Oh.
*Crunch: What did you just do?
*Shrek: Oh. Nothing. I look good.
*Fiona: You were literally doing something.
*Shrek: No I'm not. I'm not even at work today. *fart*
*Aku Aku: Did you just pass gas?
*Shrek: Oh, no. Never I did. I was just eating my cheesecake. *eat some cheesecake and fart*
*Fiona: Really Shrek?
*Donkey: You haven't been putting some black beans on your cheesecake to make you pass gas, are you?
*Shrek: No. I was just being myself, like you. *fart*
*Crash: *fart* Ooh.
*Coco: Really Crash? Shrek, did you teach him to pass gas?
*Shrek: I have been passing gas for a while. Crash teach me to pass gas and all I did is pass gas when I'm feeling a moment. *fart and laugh* It's a miracle I see.
*Everyone: Ew.
*Donkey: Man, that was nasty Shrek! Did your mother teach you to fart in front of the family table?!
*Shrek: No. Neither my father did to shoot down a deer.
*Puss in Boots: Or the people at San Lorenzo trying to defend their town from bandits when the magic is not restored. That is a long story.
*Coco: I ate a bat stew at Dingo's Diner a couple years ago and I almost threw up at the girl's bathroom.
*Crunch: That nasty moment is trying to kill all of our memories with this gas passing inflation.
*Puss in Boots: Doesn't ring a cow bell. Chi chi.
*Crash: *fart* Aw.
*Tawna: That's it. No more funny stuff. We're wrapping this dinner up.
*Shrek: Yeah. Excuse me. I was having a bit of a rush hour.
*Crunch: I bet you didn't pass gas in front of the movie theater.
*Shrek: I didn't do that in front of the movie-goers.
*Donkey: Let's wrap it up!
*Crash: Woo!
*Coco: Thank you. Now we can clean up.
(After cleaning up the dinner table, Shrek and the family with the bandicoots are off to sleep as they get on their beds to call the night)
*Shrek: Ah. After all this baloney, I can chill out my tippy toes.
*Fiona: You really don't have to call it a night after all the field trips we have gone through.
*Shrek: I'm not much of a adventure watcher. I'm suppose to work in my swamp.
*Fiona: In that case, you just chill out in the swamp.
*Crash: *snore*
*Coco: Goodnight Crash. I hope the sun will shine your fur up.
*Crunch: *stretch his arms and relax* Another night at the swamp. So good.
*Tawna: Nice. I can take it from here.
*Donkey: I must be having a waffle dream. Oh, the blueberry, the cinnamon, the raspberry. No, not the raspberry. The strawberry.
*Puss in Boots: I must be thinking about golden coins.
*Fergus, Farkle and Fergus: *sleep*
*Fiona: Look at the babies.
*Shrek: They're gonna have a good night sleep. Once they grow up, they'll act like us.
*Fiona: The future is only a few years away.
*Shrek: I can tell by the book.
*Fiona: Sweet dreams, ogre.
*Shrek: Goodnight Fiona. *sleep with everyone*
*Aku Aku: And now, we rest. *sleep*
(The gang sleep for the night at Shrek's house. The next morning, the sun is up as Shrek, Crash and the gang wake up after a goodnight sleep with "Best Years Of Our Lives" by Baha Men playing in the background.)
*Shrek: *yawn* Morning my friends.
*Fiona: Morning Shrek.
*Puss in Boots: You got a day to shine.
*Coco: Rise and shine.
*Crash: *pick his ears*
*Shrek: You know what we're gonna do this morning.
(Shrek cook up some breakfast in his kitchen by serving waffles and pancakes for all of his friends and family by serving them up. As the gang eats, Shrek cook up a egg sandwich for everyone to eat as Crash drink many wumpa whips as he can and burp in front of his friends with a shocked face. Outside of Shrek's house, the gang play some basketball together at the court field with Puss in Boots throwing a hoop at the basket. Most of the gang play soccer at the field with Crash and Shrek on two sides, blocking the net for their teams with Fiona kicking the ball with Coco kicking the ball to Shrek's net as the ogre kick the ball to the other team with Crash missing his shot on blocking the net with Shrek's team making a score. The gang then ride on a boat to go fishing. Shrek catch a salmon as Crash catch a grey fish in the water. As much fish they catch, they set up a barbeque by cooking lots of fish and eat a bunch of fish as the gang laugh and joy for a great day they're having. Shrek and Crash's gang went up the hill to go sled racing on the grass with many of the gang holding their sled on the hill to race on the grass.)
*Shrek: Let me know you're ready.
*Tawna: You know we're always ready.
*Donkey: The Donkey is ready for a race.
*Coco: Sled racing it is.
*Crunch: That's our game!
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Puss in Boots: Hope the babies will enjoy the race with their mama.
*Fiona: *see the babies laugh while being on Fiona* It's going to be fine, my babies.
*Aku Aku: Are you mark, get set, go!
*Shrek: *slide with his sled with everyone else* Whoa! Feeling fast!
*Crash: Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!
*Fiona: Riding in, boys and girls!
*Coco: Woo hoo!
*Crunch: This is like racing at a snow hill at Polar Pass.
*Puss in Boots: Meeeeeow! Yee-haw!
*Crash: *finish the race with everyone as he and the gang laugh* Ah ha ha ha ha ha.
*Shrek: Great race you guys.
*Donkey: Rock and roll.
*Fiona: You make our day rock in sight.
*Fergus, Farkle and Fergus: *laugh*
*Tawna: It's a sunny spring.
*Coco: Who knew a sled race on a grass hill is a good idea.
*Shrek: The idea is all on me.
*Aku Aku: I knew you could give us a good ride on this one.
*Shrek: Safety first.
*Everyone: *laugh*
*Shrek: And that's how I make good promises.
*Aku Aku: Friends forever.
(The background song end as we head back to Cortex's Castle where the army of Cortex and Rumpelstiltskin work on their plans on taking over Far Far Away as Cortex go into his computer to locate places to invade in Far Far Away)
*Cortex: Far Far Away got a bunch of places to take over. How about we take over all?
*N. Brio: Great idea!
*N. Gin: I like it! The sound of taking over everything Far Far Away has put.
*Rumpelstiltskin: That's for killing my pet goose! And that's for ruining my plans to rule Far Far Away!
*N. Brio: Why are the kingdoms far far away?
*Cortex: Because they're far far away, you dork! What kind of stupid question make you think of that?
*N. Brio: I don't know. A monkey brain?
*Cortex: *facepalm* You don't know jack since we first started working on the lab Day One.
*Uka Uka: Alright my friends. Did you guys point out all the places to take over in Far Far Away?
*Cortex: We're taking over everything. That's what we're gonna do.
*Uka Uka: Correct! Now it is the time to take over. Now it is the time to unleash the potions to melt down some rocks!
*Rumpelstiltskin: We're gonna finish what Prince Charming has started.
*Cortex: You don't expect Prince Charming, do ya?
*Rumpelstiltskin: Never more the prince wanted to get Princess Fiona for a ball dance.
*Cortex: *see his screen beeping* Uh, why is my screen beeping?
*N. Tropy: You got a computer virus again, don't you doctor?
*Cortex: No. It's a signal calling. It does that all the time for emergencies and overripes.
*Uka Uka: A while ago, a group of tyrants in white hoods invaded a leprechaun village.
*Cortex: What?! No way.
*Nina: Is it me or this is some bait that the bandicoots are trying to scam us for.
*Uka Uka: It's a villain event that has been going on for a while. These leprechauns have been holding a bunch of magic rainbows on their pot of gold to keep their village in touch.
*Rumpelstiltskin: With the magic the leprechauns have, we can use them to take over Far Far Away and make new contracts to trick on people.
*Cortex: Yes! I know what we're gonna do. Find the magic where the leprechauns store.
*Uka Uka: In other words, they must have took the shamrocks that contain the magic inside.
*Cortex: What? There's magic on the shamrocks. How?
*Uka Uka: The magic inside the shamrock store their heart in power with the pot of gold. We can take all the magic away and use our power to destroy the fairy tale worlds.
*Nina: Didn't the village like burn up?
*Cortex: Parts of it is burned. We now have a chance to take some magic from the leprechauns and use it for our will to destroy the fairy tale worlds. Then we will destroy the Wumpa Islands and dominate the world with our rise of power.
*Rumpelstiltskin: The rise of power we have is to uproar our legacy to get rid of the fools! Especially that Shrek ogre.
*Cortex: This sounds like Plan B. Yes, I can feel it. No one can stop me and my whole army on my castle. *evil laugh*
(Back at the swamp, Shrek, Crash and the gang are walking through the forest, discussing about their next trip to Far Far Away)
*Shrek: So, we take hikes, wash dishes, ride our bicycles and ride on green hills, we got big plans to return to Far Far Away.
*Crash: ooh.
*Coco: You're making us go back to Far Far Away?
*Shrek: That's what we're gonna do for our next trip since the kingdoms are very far, far, away.
*Crunch: Dang. Why kingdoms have to be so far far away to each other?
*Shrek: I just said it! That's what a far far away kingdom is.
*Tawna: It's like when you book a trip to go to Hawaii. That's far away!
*Donkey: Or the barnyard.
*Puss in Boots: And Spain, with forty thieves to fight from. Also, Scotland where everyone catch a cold in thirty seconds.
*Fiona: Who want to go on vacation in the dragon's keep? Anyone?
*Shrek: No!
*Donkey: Nah uh.
*Crunch: Not taking a care.
*Coco: A hard pass to everybody.
*Aku Aku: You really got a lot of ideas to think of for places to travel for the big trip.
*Shrek: It's not really a trip. We're visiting Far Far Away. That's what I planned for the big hang out. No trolls will be stepping on our pawns.
*Fiona: Why not go to the ogre village while we're at it.
*Shrek: I'm not really in a mood to go to the ogre village. If there anything I want to deal with, it's gotta be one of those fairy tale creatures that moved to Far Far Away.
*Donkey: We can still go right now if we want to. It's no big deal to wait before the actual day. *whistle as Dragon shows up with the Dronkeys* Dragon! *cuddle on Dragon*
*Coco: Aw. He loves his Dragon.
*Crunch: Look at those Dronkeys flying all over their father.
*Donkey: Aw. Debbie, Coco, Bananas, Peanut, Parfait and Eclair. You are making me chill today.
*Coco: They're all cute together.
*Donkey: Come here Dronkeys. *his Dronkeys cuddle on his body* Ah, yeah. Feel that tickle massage.
*Shrek: Got a nice family in touch.
*Crash: He he.
*Aku Aku: Dragon knows we're going to Far Far Away, right?
*Fiona: We're going on the run.
*Coco: Make a trip to Far Far Away.
*Crunch: It's about time. Get on.
(The gang get on Dragon as Dragon fly in the sky, all the way to Far Far Away as the background song "Back Home" by Andy Grammer plays with the gang riding through the wind in the clouds)
*Shrek: We're kicking in!
*Crash: Woo!
*Coco: Gotta love that air.
*Crunch: Ride with the wind, yeah.
*Tawna: I bet riding on a buzzard is a bad move.
*Dragon: *ride up and down*
*Donkey: Whoa! Easy there Dragon. Don't go near those hurricane spots.
*Puss in Boots: There is no wind for a cat to sneeze.
*Fiona: At least, the weather is pretty chilly.
*Aku Aku: Ooga booga!
*Shrek: All the way down to Far Far Away!
(Shrek and Crash's gang continue to ride on Dragon as they arrive at Far Far Away by heading over by the city and landing at the castle where they greet Queen Lillian and all of their fairy tale friends)
*Shrek: *as Dragon land down, he and the gang get off Dragon to greet Queen Lillian* Hello everybody! We are back!
*Lillian: Shrek, Fiona, Crash! I haven't seen you guys in a year.
*Coco: We have return for another hang out.
*Crunch: A play date it is.
*Three Little Pig #1: Ya, you returned.
*Three Little Pig #2: You have been eating lots of fruits lately.
*Tawna: Actually, we eat wumpa fruits for a living.
*Three Little Pig #3: Wumpa fruits? I thought they look like mangos mixed with a pear.
*Gingy: *ride on a animal cracker horse* Yee-haw! Yeah! You guys made it back!
*Coco: Right on time.
*Crash: *thumbs up* He he.
*Blind Mice #1: I can't see any cheese around here.
*Blind Mice #2: Not in this spot.
*Blind Mice #3: Not even the bandicoots have it.
*Puss in Boots: Is there anything Far Far Away is setting up?
*Lillian: Right now, we got a fun fest going on. It's a carnival that everyone of all ages would enjoy!
*Shrek: Ah, a carnival. I love it!
*Fiona: Sweet. We even get to play all the fun games the carnival have like throwing a ball to wreck cans, hitting bells and riding on roller coasters.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh and giggle*
*Big Bad Wolf: Man, it's going to be one of those days since I blew up a house made of wood.
*Pinocchio: You don't want to blow some houses to become a big bad wolf.
*Big Bad Wolf: Nah. Whatever you say, I'm going to read a nice poem after bed in the next morning.
*Gingy: Anyone in for the circus?
*Shrek: It's a carnival. It's more of a circus where you play outside with all of your friends.
*Coco: Like Von Clutch's MotorWorld. You know I'm saying?
*Gingy: Yes. That. Even amusement parks too! Woo hoo! I'm on a cookie fever!
*Shrek: You know what to do people.
*Donkey: Carnival time!
(Shrek, Crash and all of their friends celebrate at the carnival as Shrek ring the bell, Crash throwing cans, Coco and Crunch riding on bumper cars, Puss in Boots cutting a watermelon at the snack bar and many more friends playing lot of games at the carnival such as dunking a gnome in the water, popping balloons by throwing darts, bow archery shooting, riding on roller coasters and eating bunch of food at the food snack such as hamburgers, hot dogs, grilled chicken, tacos, burritos, pasta, pizza, meatballs and mashed potatoes. Shrek is walking in the carnival while holding ten balloons and meet up with Butter Pants and his father for a ogre roar request)
*Butter Pants' father: Hello Shrek. Bet that carnival is making you a great roar.
*Shrek: It's a fun fest around here. Mind as well want to ring the bell by hitting on the target. The hammer is waiting for you for a slamming.
*Butter Pants' father: My son is very happy to see you do one of your famous ogre roars.
*Butter Pants: Do the roar.
*Shrek: Actually, it's a fun day for me. There's nothing to get mad of. Also, a ogre only roars when he's angry. You don't want to see me get angry on a great day, do ya?
*Butter Pants: Do it.
*Shrek: Okay. If you ask me. I will do the roar for you. Roar!
*Butter Pants: I like it.
*Shrek: Really?
*Butter Pants: *hold his father* I love you daddy.
*Butter Pants' father: The best roar give out a great expression.
*Shrek: Thank you for the request. See you next time when you have the chance to see me again.
*Butter Pants: Do the roar.
*Shrek: Uh? Didn't I already gave you a roar? Gotta go.
*Butter Pants: Daddy, he's getting away, do something.
*Butter Pants' father: The ogre is off to some family business at the carnival. We better spend some time off with him.
*Butter Pants: Whatever.
(Puss in Boots is seen talking to many of his cat fans while his friends are still off playing in the carnival)
*Puss in Boots: I have been known by many names. Stabby Tabby. El Macho Gato. The Leche Whisperer and shortly, Puss. My ladies, how does it feel like to stand on you r legs while falling?
*Cat #1: Meow.
*Puss in Boots: Oh. Like for example, if there was a spill, a cat would slip like a mop. I've been there many times of my lifetime.
*Cat #2: Meow.
*Puss in Boots: I even faced forty thieves during the run in these small towns and get the town's money back without dropping in the well. You know I'm saying?
*Cat #3: Meow.
*Puss in Boots: Ah ha! Fear me, if they dare. I've been a champion of playing cards in a casino. That's what make a cat rich in his salary.
(Fergus, Farkle and Felicia are laughing while playing with rattle with Shrek and Fiona watching)
*Shrek: Oh, that's a nice one.
*Fiona: Anyone want some crayons to color?
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh as they agree*
*Shrek: Ah. Now you want to color. Here you go and draw some pictures if you like. *give the crayons to his babies as the babies color lot of pictures of Shrek* That's nice. I look like a marshmallow when I was a little baby like your age.
*Fiona: They'll grow up to become artists one day, right Shrek?
*Shrek: A artist always grow to improve.
(Crash and Coco are seen hitting the target to ring the bell many times by winning high scores)
*Coco: Ha! High score to the top!
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Aku Aku: I can tell, you guys are doing amazing with your challenges.
*Coco: Who else can top a high score of 30?
*Aku Aku: If I have a body, I'll slam the hammer to the target to reach it a 35.
*Coco: That's not a number on the list.
*Crash: *itch his head*
*Aku Aku: Seriously? Can we go over 30 at least, by scoring 40?
*Coco: You got a point there.
*Aku Aku: I make my challenges very neat.
*Coco: Ha ha, very funny Aku Aku.
(Crunch is still lifting weights as he is cheered by his fans at the weight area)
*Crunch: Hell yeah! I am the strongest bandicoot in the world!
*Fan #1: Way a go Crunch!
*Fan #2: You rock!
*Fan #3: We love you!
*Crunch: I look buff as a macho man.
(Shrek meet up with a artist to ask to draw some portraits of him)
*Shrek: Hello there. Would you like to draw a picture of me as a portrait?
*Artist: Sure. As the famous ogre of the swamp, you will be getting your own portrait as requested. *draw a picture of Shrek*
*Shrek: Just waiting and waiting.
*Artist: All done. *show a picture of Shrek with a cartoony look and Chibi eyes*
*Shrek: What the? I look hideous. I don't look anything like that. I want another!
*Artist: Didn't you already asked for one?
*Shrek: Oh, how would you like to do it again, sir. But this time, scarier!
*Artist: Scary. Got it. *draw another picture of Shrek*
*Shrek: Don't be a letdown, don't be a letdown.
*Artist: Complete. *show a picture of Shrek in much in his accurate look*
*Shrek: Now that is one handsome ogre! Look at the teeth. As scary as a real ogre in a swamp! That's what make a difference! I approved with a seal!
*Artist: Seal of approval.
*Shrek: Check.
(Tawna and Donkey are seen throwing balls by hitting on cans, winning a prize of a teddy bear)
*Donkey: Yahoo! We're the grand prize winners!
*Tawna: Look at this stuffed bear. Does it look like Goldilocks would try to sit on one of the bear toys if she was sitting on the rocking chair?
*Donkey: She feared for three bears. It doesn't matter what she sits on.
*Tawna: If she was still sleeping on the bed, she be scared to death with all those bears roaring at her face.
*Donkey: And all the medalists will still beat her place through racing.
*Tawna: Going number one.
*Donkey: We own this game. Yeah! I like it!
(The background song end as we head back to Cortex's Castle with Cortex and Rumpelstiltskin targetting the clan group throughout the fairy tale world by using on the computers)
*Cortex: Secret agency clan. Check.
*Rumpelstiltskin: What now? What does these clan guys want?
*Cortex: But we haven't met them yet. Not in-person or on camera.
*N. Tropy: Or video. I've been beat up by many Kioskbots in Neon City during my quest in the multiverse, breaking those cameras on their faces while leaving 3023.
*Cortex: It's not about losing in faith in the multiverse, it's about losing control of your own anger!
*N. Tropy: Can you try to be more chill?
*Cortex: You're trying to distract on my plan to invite those clan people over!
*Uka Uka: Let's just get this over with and bring in the clan.
*Rumpelstiltskin: Thank you! We were being distracted at first. Are we going to bring them over to our castle?
*Cortex: We're not bringing them to the castle, we're forcing them to track down the bandicoots with the ogres. I know where they are.
*Rumpelstiltskin: From all this time, the bandicoots are hanging out with the ogre?
*Cortex: Yes. Every time they come to your world, we discuss a problem by recruiting you to take down the ogre-killer.
*Pinstripe: The ogre doesn't stop roaring 'til he stop roaring into our faces. Cause when I try to shoot him, the bullets don't go pass his breath of scream.
*Cortex: A ogre always scream to defend. It roars like a orc!
*Rumpelstiltskin: Trolls do. We know what's cooking.
*Cortex: We can't live out a lie anymore. Time to teach those clan people a favor.
(At the clan village, a group of hooded robe tyrants walk back into their village by dropping some magic shamrocks into the fire, burning all the magic on the big fire, burned from a stack of wood as their leader walk in to look into his people)
*??? #1: Alright clan. We finally done it. We burn all the magic in place and destroyed that annoying leprechaun village. Now we're unstoppable as the most powerful clan in all the fairy tale worlds!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*??? #1: Now, next up. We're going to destroy the ogre village with our swords. *a portal open up as he see the army of Cortex and Rumpelstiltskin walking in* Are you kidding me?
*Cortex: Hello there hooded people. It is i, the Doctor Neo Cortex! I am from a army full of scientists and other villains residing on my castle. As you step aside, we are going to make a offer to destroy the Wumpa Islands once and for all.
*??? #1: Is that a French fry?
*Cortex: What did you say? I hate when they call me that to mock me!
*??? #2: You don't belong here.
*??? #3: They look like a threat to us.
*Tiny: Tiny say move back!
*Dingodile: Whoa. What did we do to deserve this? Eating up my burned bat stew?
*Nina: Now what they want from us?
*??? #1: Stay here 'til your heads get chopped off!
*Rumpelstiltskin: Hold it! We're looking for the ogre!
*??? #1: Really?
*Cortex: You know the ogre who is praised by many people and feared by villains. I heard he teamed up with the bandicoots who are infamous for their reputation in the Wumpa Islands.
*??? #1: Do I trust you?
*Cortex: If you trust me, you ask me.
*??? #1: Aren't you suppose to be some evil scientist?
*Cortex: Yes! I am a evil scientist! Doctor Neo Cortex it is!
*??? #1: My name is Khan. Meet some of my fellow members Bang, Dust and Rust. We are the Kung Klan Korce. Known to be invading fairy tale worlds and stealing magic to burn the magic off the world. Also a group of thieves in the forest.
*Cortex: You're all thieves?
*Bang: Yes. We steal for a living!
*Dust: I slash my sword to the biggest foes far away than the kingdoms.
*Rust: Things are about to get rust.
*Uka Uka: Ha ha ha, we all surrender!
*Khan: Powers will crush into my chest as your mask.
*Uka Uka: But I am a mask! What are you? A hooded robe?
*Khan: I'm wearing my clothes, don't ask.
*Cortex: So Khan. We have a deal to make. There is a ogre and a bandicoot on the run. They must be hiding in Far Far Away lately. I order you guys to find the ogre and bandicoot and stop them in the hands of your weapons!
*Khan: As requested, we got a invasion to catch on a far far away kingdom. Between you and me, you just as smart of a potato.
*Cortex: Excuse me?
*Khan: I got a kingdom to catch up. As you know the ogre and bandicoot are at Far Far Away, this look like a massacre to make at a nearby city! Let's go clan! We're going to invade at Far Far Away!
*Bang: For the clan!
*Rust: It's killing time.
*Rust: Don't forget your swords.
*Rumpelstiltskin: The ogre is finally going to see his fate at the clan. Yes! I've been waiting for my life to see the ogre get what he deserved.
*Cortex: That also goes to the bandicoot as well.
*Rumpelstiltskin: I know. They won't survive long with the clan people. *evil laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED
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