You.

yes. you. why, why did you choose to click on this forsaken page? perhaps you stumbled apon this page by accident? or maybe you were curious? no matter. leave this page. there is nothing for you here. for you have wasted multiple precious seconds reading this. you just wasted more seconds reading this. why are you still reading? dont you understand? your life is limited and yet you continue to read? stop. you're still reading. go away. now. STOP READING THIS NOW.