Woj's Races (Pandora)

“	"Come horse around with wojcik15 at his racetrack!"	”
 	—Tox advertises the event 	—Tox advertises the event
Woj's Pandora Races were a series of casual races held by Wojcik at Wojchester Racecourse during Dragonhollow's Fifth Era.
They were sponsored by Tox. Personal combat was prohibited during the races by the sorcery of the Archpriest HyperSilence.
=Prizes=
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	Acey: what do you guys have for like.. prizes?<BR>Jinx: the satisfaction of seeing their opponent cry<BR>Tox: shulker boxes, horse armor, saddles, diamonds, gold and iron ingots<BR>Tox: the usual<BR>Acey: haha nice	
	—Acey inquires as to prizes 	—Acey inquires as to prizes
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Prizes were provided by both Wojcik and the race sponsor, Tox.
===Horse Races===
1st place:
* x1 Shulker Box
* x1 Diamond Horse Armor
* x5 Diamonds
2nd place:
* x1 Gold Horse Armor
* x5 Gold Ingots
3rd place:
* x1 Iron Horse Armor
* x5 Iron Ingots
===Donkey Races===
1st place:
* x1 Shulker Box
2nd place:
* x4 Golden Carrots
3rd place:
* x1 Saddle
===Pig Races===
1st place:
* x1 Shulker Box
* x1 Donkey
2nd place:
* x1 Saddle
3rd place:
* x1 Carrot on a Stick
=First Race=
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	HyperSilence: f u<BR>Wojcik: lol<BR>Wojcik: tox took that one pretty easily<BR>HyperSilence: fml<BR>Tox: Duke still would've destroyed me	
	—Chatter following the first of the horse races 	—Chatter following the first of the horse races
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The first event was held on 5E:273.
It consisted of two separate horse races of three laps each. Though most participants brought their own mounts, they were available to borrow and rent from Wojcik.
Sprankles helped install a redstone switch that allowed the gates to be remotely operated from a control room. Wojcik designed an experimental elytra slalom course. Tox died tragically after spontaneously combusting, briefly being trapped in Tartaros with his horse until rescued by HyperSilence.
Woj operated the gate from the control room for the first race, while Retro manned it for the second.
Woj, HyperSilence, Sprankles, and Tox participated in the races. Retro and Ferathmai were on hand to watch from the stands. Tox rode to victory in both races.
Woj vowed to breed a new equine capable of defeating Sevastopol, the winning steed, by the next series of races.
No prizes were awarded due to low turnout and the fact that the main sponsor won first-place.
==Results==
====First Horse Race====
Place	Face	Name 	Horse
1st 	 	Tox 	Sevastopol
2nd 	 	HyperSilence	Onyx
3rd 	 	Wojcik 	
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====Second Horse Race====
Place	Face	Name 	Horse
1st 	 	Tox 	Sevastopol
2nd 	 	Sprankles 	Butternuts
3rd 	 	HyperSilence	Onyx
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=Second Race=
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	Retro: how many laps are we doing?<BR>Tox: 18<BR>Wojcik: just 3<BR>Jinx: all of them<BR>Retro: lol good, I lost count anyways	
	—Retro decides to ask about race length after it's started 	—Retro decides to ask about race length after it's started
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The second event was held on 5E:302.
It consisted of a three-lap horse race and additional donkey and pig races, but the latter two were eventually cancelled due to low turnout. Though most participants brought their own mounts, they were available to borrow and rent from Wojcik.
Already inconsolably depressed regarding low turnout for the races, when Woj died in his secret treasure chamber under Wojchester he announced that the event would be cancelled. However, community whining and the recovery of his lost loot by Retro & Tox brightened his mood and convinced him to restore the races.
Eris magically engineered a horse with randomized attributes and then assumed her mortal form of Acey in order to participate as a fair challenger, much as HyperSilence had done in the previous races. Woj bred a faster horse he hoped could compete. Retro ran the gate and oversaw the race from the control room.
Woj, Tox, and Acey participated in the races. Though the horse race was far closer than those of the first event, Tox again won riding Sevastopol.
No prizes were awarded because the participants were the race organizer, the prize sponsor, and the omnipotent goddess of discord.
===Results===
Place	Face	Name 	Horse
1st 	 	Tox 	Sevastopol
2nd 	 	Wojcik	
3rd 	 	Acey 	Pegasos
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=Attendees=
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This a list of people who attended at least one of the races. All those in attendance received jack shit.
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	Wojcik
	Tox
	HyperSilence
	Sprankles
	Retro
	Ferathmai
	Acey
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=Gallery=
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File:2016-12-31 00.09.42.png|Tox and Hyper at the stables, with Pablo visible in the center
File:2016-12-31_00.33.01.png|Tox, Hyper, and Woj ready to race
File:2016-12-31_00.42.30.png|Woj, Tox, and Sprankles prepare to ride
File:2016-12-31_00.56.02.png|Sprankles practices leaping atop Butternuts
File:2016-12-31_01.50.11.png|Totem Tox poses after his first victory
File:2016-12-31_00.58.42.png|It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Sprankles!
File:2016-12-31_01.52.14.png|Woj makes a pork chop-chop
File:2017-01-28_00.47.49.png|Woj finally stabilizes Retro
File:2016-12-31_01.21.06.png|Fera and Sprankles watch from the stands
File:2017-01-28_01.19.30.png|Acey atop Pegasos after her race
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