Bible

The Holy Bible is the first book ever written that was intended for Children. It is the second best selling book in the world, right behind To Kill a Mockingbird (EVERYONE FUCKING READ THAT BOOK). The book technically has two parts (66 parts if you want to be technical), and an uncountable amount of stories that ultimately don't matter in the end as they all never reach a satisfying conclusion. 
The Bible was written by several authors over the course of billions of years, the first edition published by Unta G. Vrilon. The first edition of the Bible was split into two volumes: Volume One (The New Testament) and Volume Two (The Newer Testament). Volume One focuses on a flying spaghetti monster, "The Father", whilst Volume Two focuses on a delusional cult leader who claims to be the son of him, "The Son".
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