A Truly Beautiful Poem

I found this poem on the internet. I needed to save it here, so that its beauty may be seen throughout the world.
I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.
I have fapped dry.
I have fapped with lube.
I have fapped with lotion.
I have fapped with spit.
I have fapped with shampoo.
I have fapped with conditioner.
I have fapped ith soap.
I have fapped with syrup.
I have fapped with water.
I have fapped with jelly.
I have fapped with sunscreen.
I have fapped with hair gel.
I have fapped with mousse.
I have fapped with vasaline.
I have fapped with aloe.
I have fapped with baby oil.
I have fapped with vegetable oil.
I have fapped with pre-cum.
Again...I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.
I have fapped on my couch.
I have fapped on my recliner.
I have fapped on my livingroom floor.
I have fapped in my kitchen.
I have fapped on all my toilets, ever.
I have fapped in all of my showers, ever.
I have fapped in others showers.
I have fapped in the library.
I have fapped in the locker room.
I have fapped on my bed.
I have fapped on my friends bed.
I have fapped on my friends family members bed.
Like I said, I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.
I have fapped with others in the room.
I have fapped in public areas.
I have fapped on camera.
I have fapped on the internet.
I have fapped alone.
Seriously, I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.
I have fapped to online pictures.
I have fapped to online videos.
I have fapped to free porn.
I have fapped to paid porn.
I have fapped photographs.
I have fapped to porno magazines.
I have fapped to porno DVD's.
I have fapped to porno VHS.
I have fapped to Victoria's secret.
I have fapped to swimsuit issues.
I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.
I have fapped to white women.
I have fapped to black women.
I have fapped to latina women.
I have fapped to asian women.
I have fapped to indian women.
I have fapped to women from nearly every country.
I have fapped to trannys.
I have fapped to no men....never.
Level 5 Mater Fapper Indeed.
I have fapped to women masterbating.
I have fapped to women dancing.
I have fapped to man on woman.
I have fapped to woman on woman.
I have fapped to orgies.
I have fapped to sex parties.
I have fapped to gangbangs.
I have fapped to bukakes.
I have fapped to interacial.
I have fapped to softcore.
I have fapped to hardcore.
I have fapped to gagging.
I have fapped to S&M.
I have fapped to snowballing.
I have fapped to many others.
I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper....but all in all....
I prefer to fap dry, on my couch, to free online porn.....whatever the pick of the day may be!!!