Creepercattum

creepercattum (also known as Cattum, Callum, Calcium, Clam, Creep of Cat Them, Hugboy, Creeper Cat Then and roughly 600 other aliases) is a Ginger Cat-boy who is the official Chief Cat-boy of Garfcord. 
Cattum is currently in what is considered his pink incarnation, 5K phase and 2nd cycle. 
Cattum can be identified by his use of high-level linguistic techniques such as saying "ime", "sinpley", "weehaahaa", "gafloomas", "whuh", "oke", "waw", "uhh", "uhmm", "whimbinkoulous". It is speculated that this is because his mind simply works better than ours. 
Cattum was one of the most active members of Garfcord and has posted the most cat pictures and videos out of anyone in the entire server, aswell as several other notable accomplishments. 
Pre-Garfcord: 
In 2002, a terrible threat named Cattus Ultima destroyed most of London. 
Cattus Ultima was created by the Ancient Cattums using the eternal book: Cattus Indexus, but he was mismanaged by the Ancients and subsequently he went insane, he died when he was just a few hours old. 
After such a tremendous failure, the Ancient Cattums meticulously studied the Cattus Indexus to find a way to create a being that could hold on to a large amount of power. 
After 2 decades of research, they decided that the best option would be the Creeper Cattus, a being that could theoretically hold infinite power, provided it is gained at a slow rate. 
On December 10th 2021, Creepercattum was born. He was only a small cloud of blue gas for months, until April 1st 2022, whereby he gained physical form. He had been spoon-fed his power over the course of months, and he had reached a power of 4,000. 
 First Era: (05/04 - 26/06)
Creepercallum joined Garfcord on the 5th of April 2022 after being nagged by the automoderator in r/19684. 
His first message was 'Hello how do i use communication social media', shortly after he joined he immediately started posting images and videos of cats and hugs. After being on the server for only a few hours, he taught someone how to pirate Angry Birds.
On the 8th of April, he participated in a Jackbox game. Plunko was there along with several others.
On the 14th of April, Cattum's catposting quest was halted when image perms were removed.
On the 16th of April, Cattum was muted for 'Floppa', and the next day on the 17th he was muted for being British.
On the 21st of April, Cattum (for the most part) stopped communicating with words and instead communicated through reactions, he continued to do this until the 5th of June.
From the 20th of June to the 26th, Cattum was referred to by many names such as 'cattum' 'clam' and 'calcium', which prompted him to change his name from 'creepercallum' to 'creepercallum (calcium)'. he also began a phase of physical manifestation that would eventually lead into the Second Era. 
On the 25th of June, Cattum was given the Catposting role. 
Second Era: (26/06 - 02/07)
Cattum had changed his profile picture for the very first time, creating a new era. 
On the 27th, Cattum had amassed 2,500 messages in total, he also changed his name from 'creepercattum (calcium)' to 'creepercattum (clam)'.
On the 28th, Cattum made the first ever Clam Joke.
On the 1st of July, Cattum had reached a power of 4,500.
Third Era: (02/07 - 30/07)
On the 4th of July, Cattum changed his name from 'creepercattum (clam)' to 'creepercattum (cat boy)'
On the 11th of July, Cattum would start saying 'gng' as a sort of catchphrase.
On the 12th of July, Cattum reached his 5K phase, during which a number of server members changed their name colour to gold. He also revealed the meaning of the 'gng' phrase he'd been saying multiple times: "It is an onomatopoeia. A sound that you make. It is a response. An acknowledgement. It is sort of like saying ‘hello’ but in a much more advanced and respectful way." he also mentioned that 'gng' should never be the start to a conversation as it is bad luck. Cattum changed his name from 'creepercattum (cat boy)' to 'creepercattum (cat boy) (5K)', this started the [Name] [Description][Power Level] naming format is still used in the present.Fourth Era: (30/07 - 04/08)
On the 4th of August, Cattum transformed into a pure colour incarnation, a pink one he called 'Pinko Mode' which also moved him into his Fifth Era.Fifth Era: (04/08 - 10/09) 
On the 10th of September, Cattum successfully achieved his 6K phase, which also changed his incarnation to red and moved into the Sixth Era.Sixth Era: (10/09 - 05/10)Seventh Era: (05/10 - 19/10)Eighth Era: (19/10 - 19/10)
Ninth Era: (19/10 - 28/10)
Tenth Era: (28/10 - 12/11)
Eleventh Era: (12/11 - 15/11)
Twelth Era: (15/11 - 02/12)
Thirteenth Era: (02/12 - 21/12)
Fourteenth Era: (21/12? - 30/12?)
Fifteenth Era: (30/12? - 01/01)
Sixteenth Era:
Seventeenth Era:
Eighteenth Era:
Nineteenth Era:
Twentieth Era:
The Future:
== Trivia: ==
Cattum holds the record for best and greatest personality in the world
Cattum has been outside only one time, and on that occasion he made 9 Episodes and one entire movie out of it.
Cattum has invented every politic in the world.
Cattum is (mostly) responsible for maintaining Garfcourt.
Cattum's real name is NOT Callum Elbertson (where did this come from?)
Cattum is actually an ARG.
Cattum was not involved in the assassination of Plunko.
Cattum coined the term 'Shrimp.
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