WotW: Week 07

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Weak of the Week: Week 07 	Weak of the Week: Week 07
 	
Marge 	Marge
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
First off, let me get this out of the way: AHHHHHHHHHHHH-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WHAT IS THAT?! KILL IT!! AHHHHAAHHH GOD KILL IT!! OH GOD!! Ok, now that that's settled. This week's weakling, named Marge, is based on Marge Simpson. For some reason. Only she has not just been beaten with the ugly stick, the whole tree fell on her. Nay, a whole forest of ugly stick bearing redwoods piled upon her frighteningly scaled frame, colliding repeatedly with her hideous face, deforming it further and further. Apparently somehow during the ugly tree forest pummeling, Marge's clothes were replaced with those of a street walkers. Though, she can't be doing much street walking because she forgot her shoes. Sure, I can't remember what kind of shoes Marge wears also, but I'm pretty sure that giving her no shoes at all wasn't the correct option.Why is Marge dressed like a stripper? Please don't tell me you sick freaks are turned on by The Simpsons. Please don't tell me that. How do you even know what The Simpsons is? The shows fanbase has dwindled down to six viewers and that was back in the late 1990s. So, you're like "Oh, Marge is so hawt, but she needs to have the face of Clint Howard and the body of a stick-thin midget on stilts, then it'll really get me going!" Oh, don't forget the Happy Face eye. Marge has a single happy face eye right? And no shoes? I'm pretty sure of it. But, then again, I haven't watched the show in 23 years. Worst of all, this hideously weak beast was spotted during the Double XP Weekend. Yup. Some fool is trying to level this monstrosity to 40. Maybe he was trying to unlock character slots for the rest of the Simpson family, so a grotesquely deformed, equally weak Bart or Grandpa Simpson can be awarded Weak of the Week next week. If I awarded every weak Simpson, though, how would I be able to award all the other countless poorly realized licensed character knock-offs spotted on Champions Online? Just this Double XP Weekend I spotted a few dozen Spider-Man's, but they are reserved for our Semiannual Weak Bootleg Spader-Man Award. (Yes, really)Copyright infringement is a favorite pastime of weak peen creators, in fact, almost all the candidates for Weak of the Week this week were licensed characters. We had an Animaniac, A fake Ninja Turtles Villain, Superman, Kevin Costner, A Full-Motion Video SEGA CD game and of course, our winner, a Simpson. "90s kids" apparently don't understand how copyright laws work. Or for that matter, how the Champions Online chracter editor works.	First off, let me get this out of the way: AHHHHHHHHHHHH-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WHAT IS THAT?! KILL IT!! AHHHHAAHHH GOD KILL IT!! OH GOD!! Ok, now that that's settled. This week's weakling, named Marge, is based on Marge Simpson. For some reason. Only she has not just been beaten with the ugly stick, the whole tree fell on her. Nay, a whole forest of ugly stick bearing redwoods piled upon her frighteningly scaled frame, colliding repeatedly with her hideous face, deforming it further and further. Apparently somehow during the ugly tree forest pummeling, Marge's clothes were replaced with those of a street walkers. Though, she can't be doing much street walking because she forgot her shoes. Sure, I can't remember what kind of shoes Marge wears also, but I'm pretty sure that giving her no shoes at all wasn't the correct option.Why is Marge dressed like a stripper? Please don't tell me you sick freaks are turned on by The Simpsons. Please don't tell me that. How do you even know what The Simpsons is? The shows fanbase has dwindled down to six viewers and that was back in the late 1990s. So, you're like "Oh, Marge is so hawt, but she needs to have the face of Clint Howard and the body of a stick-thin midget on stilts, then it'll really get me going!" Oh, don't forget the Happy Face eye. Marge has a single happy face eye right? And no shoes? I'm pretty sure of it. But, then again, I haven't watched the show in 23 years. Worst of all, this hideously weak beast was spotted during the Double XP Weekend. Yup. Some fool is trying to level this monstrosity to 40. Maybe he was trying to unlock character slots for the rest of the Simpson family, so a grotesquely deformed, equally weak Bart or Grandpa Simpson can be awarded Weak of the Week next week. If I awarded every weak Simpson, though, how would I be able to award all the other countless poorly realized licensed character knock-offs spotted on Champions Online? Just this Double XP Weekend I spotted a few dozen Spider-Man's, but they are reserved for our Semiannual Weak Bootleg Spader-Man Award. (Yes, really)Copyright infringement is a favorite pastime of weak peen creators, in fact, almost all the candidates for Weak of the Week this week were licensed characters. We had an Animaniac, A fake Ninja Turtles Villain, Superman, Kevin Costner, A Full-Motion Video SEGA CD game and of course, our winner, a Simpson. "90s kids" apparently don't understand how copyright laws work. Or for that matter, how the Champions Online chracter editor works.
Offences 	Offences
• Pervert• The Scaling!• Licensed Character• What is It?• Tall Woman 	• Pervert• The Scaling!• Licensed Character• What is It?• Tall Woman
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Come up with your own characters. Marge isn't even a Superhero. Why would you even want to make Marge? She's by far the weakest Simpson family member...oh yeah, you're weak of the week. 	Come up with your own characters. Marge isn't even a Superhero. Why would you even want to make Marge? She's by far the weakest Simpson family member...oh yeah, you're weak of the week.
Category:Weak of the Week