Circumcision & Souvenirs

Circumcision & Souvenirs is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"With what T-shirt slogan does this rhyme?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Ball, my gott! Buzz bris owsie me hurt.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Ball, my gott! Buzz bris owsie me hurt. Now don't let the punctuation or the German fool you here."
===Hints===
Your parents went somewhere…
… and brought home a lame excuse for a gift.
This is a real brain T-zer.
===Hints Reading===
"Your parents went somewhere."
"And your parents? They brought ya home a lame excuse for a gift."
"This is a real brain T-zer."
===Gibberish Answer===
All I got was this lousy T-shirt.
===Answer Quote===
"My parents went to Florida, and ball my gott buzz bris owsie me hurt."
===Second Answer Quote===
"So, what's German for 'Your parents are great big cheapskates?'"
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"Alright now, I figure one of two things is goin' on here. Either your parents never went on vacation, or they never came back."
===Key Words===
All, all, aul
I, i, e
got, gto, Got
was, Was, wsa
this, This, thsi
lousy, louse, Lousy, lousie
tshirt, teeshirt, T-shirt, Teeshirt, teshirt, Teshirt, T shirt, tee shirt, tea shirt, Tshirt
===Trivia===
This is the first gibberish question to have a punctuation clarification after being read.
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