I'll Crush His Knees

I'll Crush His Knees is the first episode of Long Live Bikini Bottom!'s second season. It originally aired on Wild Toons! on August 11, 2021.
==Cast==
*SpongeBob
*Bottomite 1
*Bottomite 2
*Bottomite 3
*Bottomite 4
*Bottomite 5
*Drix (Neptunian Supremacist Leader)
*Lixo (Neptunian Supremacist)
*Flexo (Neptunian Supremacist, the fish who trapped SpongeBob and his friends in the server room)
*Jimbo (Neptunian Supremacist)
==Plot==
SpongeBob is commanding the Bottomites, when a fish, named Flexo, approaches him, and knows a way to get cleaning done much faster with computers, as he claims to be a computer genius. He leads SpongeBob, and some Bottomites, to his house, located in the crappiest place of Bikini Bottom. As SpongeBob starts to get skeptic, they finally get into the Server Room, where he has his computer and servers. As the two look about, Flexo breaks the door handle off, runs out, shuts the door, and barricades it. SpongeBob tries breaking the door down, banging, etc., but it's no use, and the servers are getting exceptionally hot, near explosion. The computer is no help; it's a Windows 3.1 computer, and there seems to be no other exit. However; a Bottomite discovers a vent. They break it off, and climb through it, and fall behind a couch of a crummy house. They hear people planning on whom to kill next, and they decide on the president, Patrick. SpongeBob, furious, peeks at the people talking, and see that they are Neptunian supremacists, who want to overtake Bikini Bottom's government, and make the Neptunians return. SpongeBob, in anger, flips over the couch, crushing Jimbo, and gets in a fight with the supremacists. After a (rather comedic) fight, SpongeBob and the Bottomites win, and they run away from the place. And then, a Family Guy DVD falls on SpongeBob's head. SpongeBob takes it home, because DUH, it's a free Family Guy DVD, why wouldn't you take it home?!
==Transcript==
FRENCH NARRATOR: Ahhh!! The sea!! Oh wait, I read the script wrong. Ah... The sea... With its politics and... Civics and... Statecraft.
SPONGEBOB: And together... We will hit top bottom!
[The crowd cheers]
[FLEXO walks up on stage]
SPONGEBOB: ...Sir, I kindly ask of you to sit back down.
FLEXO: No wait, I'm important, I'm good with computers. Come with me, I'll show you.
CROWD MEMBER #1 [whispers]: I think we should go with him as well.
CROWD MEMBER #2 [whispers]: Me too.
[FLEXO starts walking away]
[SPONGEBOB and the two interested crowd members tag along]
SPONGEBOB: So where exactly are you taking us?
FLEXO: My house. And don't worry, I won't murder you.
CROWD MEMBER #1 [whispers to CROWD MEMBER #2]: Do you think he's gonna kill us?
CROWD MEMBER #2 [whispers to CROWD MEMBER #1]: Oh, definitely.
FLEXO: Did you not hear what I just said?
CROWD MEMBER #1: Huh?
FLEXO: Anyway, my house is in Middle Bottom--
CROWD MEMBER #1 [whispers to CROWD MEMBER #2]: You'd think a computer genius would live someplace nicer.
FLEXO: Dude, I can hear you.
CROWD MEMBER #1: ... No you can't.
[They get to the house]
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