Stupidity

Stupidity causes 25% of commands to be replaced with random substitutes.
Name 	Stupidity
First Aid Name	stupidity
Cures 	sip lucidtyslush
Cure Line 	You aren't such a complete idiot anymore.
Diagnose 	unnaturally stupid.
Afflict Line 	Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
== Tests ==
In a test of 1000 commands the command was unmodified 75.6% of the time, in the remaining 24.4% the commands were replaced with the following categories of commands:
Command/Category 	Number	Percentage
secrets 	68 	27.86%
eat herb 	40 	16.39%
sip vial 	33 	13.52%
kneel 	25 	10.25%
yell I like cheese!/<Person> smells like a goat!/<Person> is cute!	30 	12.3%
Random Emote 	26 	10.65%
sleep 	20 	8.2%
Raw data:
Command Changed To 	Message 	Number	Percentage
secrets 	You sweep your trained eye across the room for the hidden exits. 	68 	27.86%
eat herb 	What do you want to eat? 	40 	16.39%
sip vial 	A glowing opal vial contains nothing that is drinkable. 	33 	13.52%
kneel 	You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect. 	25 	10.25%
sleep 	Your mind is whirling with thoughts - you cannot settle down to sleep. 	20 	8.2%
yell I like cheese! 	I like cheese! 	18 	7.3%
yell <Person> smells like a goat!	You yell, "<Person> smells like a goat!" 	6 	2.46%
yell <Person> is cute! 	You yell, "<Person> is cute!" 	6 	2.46%
roarat 	You look about for someone to roar at and, finding no one, stump about shuffling your feet, uncertain of what to do now. 	2 	0.82%
heartylaugh 	You plant your fists against your waist, puff your chest out and offer a deep, hearty laugh. 	2 	0.82%
sob 	As horrible thoughts fill your mind, you begin to sob uncontrollably. 	1 	0.41%
yuck 	"Yuuucckk!" you say, wrinkling your nose in revulsion. 	1 	0.41%
<unknown> 	You look around for someone to surprise, but, alas, there is no one. 	1 	0.41%
<unknown/bug> 	You must be wearing a to emote that! 	1 	0.41%
whisperto 	You look around for someone to whisper to. 	1 	0.41%
sod 	"Sod!" you scream, clutching your head and hopping from foot to foot. 	1 	0.41%
dobetter 	With great contempt and scorn, you audibly mutter, "Do better." 	1 	0.41%
prod 	Extending one finger, you stare around, searching for something in need of prodding. 	1 	0.41%
chuckle 	You chuckle long and heartily. 	1 	0.41%
<unknown> 	You clear your throat in an attempt to gain the attention of those around you. 	1 	0.41%
<unknown> 	You cough nervously and look over your shoulder, attempting to find the REAL culprit. 	1 	0.41%
<unknown> 	You give up a round of applause. 	1 	0.41%
crossarms 	You cross your arms expectantly. 	1 	0.41%
dribble 	You dribble a bit of saliva out of the corner of your mouth. 	1 	0.41%
bullstance 	You focus your mind, allowing the tension to leave your muscles. In an instant, you summon unbridled fury from within yourself and bellow a loud roar, stamping at the ground.	1 	0.41%
myhero 	You gasp excitedly and almost faint after screaming, "My hero!" 	1 	0.41%
cuddle 	You give yourself a friendly cuddle. 	1 	0.41%
gurgle 	You gurgle like a babe. 	1 	0.41%
hop 	You hop about the area madly. 	1 	0.41%
<unknown> 	You lean forward to rub your nose against someone else's, eyes closed, before discovering that nobody is there and opening your eyes in surprise. 	1 	0.41%
<unknown> 	You nod your head gravely in acknowledgement of the point. 	1 	0.41%
<unknown> 	You place a hand to your breast and heave a dramatic sigh, glancing skyward. 	1 	0.41%
quack 	You quack like a duck. 	1 	0.41%
rollgrin 	You roll your eyes and grin. 	1 	0.41%
==See Also==
Abilities which cause Stupidity
Category:Affliction