MG42

The MG42 is a rapid firing weapon that fires lotsa bullets rapidly.
Soldiers under the command of Hitler's clone started using these weapons in July, 1943 to PWN people in France. Even though their bullets are fast, the bullets aren't that strong. It stands for mega 42 because it's mega 42 times; its full name is the mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-mega-gun.
You might think that this gun was made in 1942, but it was just being started to be used by Hitler's soldiers in that year. It was actually made in 1842, by Alois Schmingis, Hitler's father, when he was 5 years old, to impress his father enough to stop going after hookers and take care of the family. (It didn't work.) 
When Hitler was 5 years old, his father gave him the MG42 to play with. It didn't end well since he put a buzzsaw on it and started cutting down all the trees in Germany. His father didn't like that he was cutting down all the trees in Germany and screwed up his gun, so he punished him severely. The culmination of all of the severe punishing by his father caused Hitler to write "alobese stinkus" on every mass produced MG42 because he hated his father so much.
==If the MG42 is so cool, why isn't there a second one?==
In 2042, a variant called the MG42 2 finally released after being stuck in the oven for far too long. It was created by the Angry German Kid in 2012 for use in the war of the same name, but Benson kicked him in the nuts and took ownership of the design and delayed it for 30 years until it finally released and disappointed everybody because it was supposed to shoot huge lazers but it only shoots tiny BB pellets and asplodes in your hands when you fire for more than 0.05 seconds. The Angry German Kid was thrown into The German Prison when he was forced by Benson to take ownership and all blame for the failure of the MG42 2 or else.
When the German Angry Nerd was in prison, he created the PG42 (MG42 plunger edition), which he used to destroy the toilet in his cell and escape through the sewers. This version of the MG42 is a one of a kind and goes for about Un$1,042,256,068,410,001 (1 quadrillion 42 trillion 256 billion 68 million 410 thousand 1). 
==Trivia==
*It was ripped off by the FG42.
*The reason why it's called Hitler's Buzzsaw is because it fires fast like a buzzsaw. Buzzsaws are capable projectile weapons in the right hands, but most N00bs ignore this use.
*This gun used to hold the UnRecord for the fastest rate of fire ever. It was only dethroned when the T-5000 got mad and made a gun that fires even faster called the Glock 18.
*This Gun Was created before the Magnum or The AK-47.
*This killed a bunch of guys in World War II.
*Even if you Koopa­back­dash­wave­slide Hover­walk­moon­land, you can't escape these bullets man.
**Of course, if you can koopabackdashwaveslide hoverwalkmoonland, you're probably sturdy enough to survive, but that's not the point. The bullets are fast.
*The Teletubbies have tons of these, because of course they do.
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