Holiday Virgin

Ridley: What do you mean it's not legal to char someone to ashes? I don't follow.
Zelda: ...Exactly what I said? It's highly illegal.
Ridley: Who signed this into effect? Where's the law?
Akira: I have a copy right here if you'd like to read it.
Ridley: Pass.
Peach: Is this really something we should discuss on Christmas eve?
Ridley: What, would you rather us talk about what kind of gifts we bought each other?
Simon: That does seem more in-line with the holiday, yes.
Pearl: Buying gifts? Isn't Santa the one who brings gifts?
Ridley: Oh, I see someone is still a holiday virgin.
Zelda: Please never call her a "holiday virgin" ever again. Or anyone else for that matter.
Pearl: I don't understand... why are we wasting our money on presents?
Wolf: That's a question I've been asking myself for years.
Ridley: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Santa isn't real.
Pearl: W... what... what did you just say?
Ruby: Pearl, don't listen to him! Santa is real!
Wolf: He's just dead.
Zelda: WOLF!
Wolf: She was gonna find out sooner or later.
Ruby: Well thanks to you two I now have a bawling seven-year-old in my hands. Thanks a lot.
Ruby: And Ridley, call my Pearl that again and I will... well I won't say since there's children that use this chatroom.
Ridley: Pussy.
King K. Rool: I think I have a cyst growing on my back.
King K. Rool: Oh! Christmas talk!
Mario: That's disgusting.
Mario: Also why aren't all of you down here helping decorating the Christmas tree? We need all the help we can get!
Ridley: We're decorating the tree?
Mario: Did you not see the pinned message?
Ridley: I may have accidentally blatantly ignored it.
King Dedede: I hate when that happens. I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally blatantly ignored my subjects back home.
King K. Rool: A serious problem indeed.
Ruby: Pearl has calmed down a bit now.
Peach: That's good to hear. I hope Christmas hasn't been ruined for her.
Ruby: I don't think it has.
Banjo: Does anyone know where the rest of the tree ornaments are?
Kazooie: And who made Pearl start crying so loud? Almost made me go deaf!
Ridley: I for one take great pleasure in making children cry their eyes out.
Kazooie: Also, holiday virgin is not something I wanted to read.
Luminary: There's a big box of them in the basement, Banjo.
Banjo: Thanks!
Luminary: Peculiar. This snow globe seems to have a defect.
Peach: What's wrong with it?
Luminary: Well according to what I read about Christmas, the Santa Claus of legend has 10 reindeer to pull his sleigh. However, this one has an eleventh, and its nose was mistakenly painted red.
Eight: Do you think we can sell it online?
Erdrick: I hear there's a demographic for antiques with defects like that.
Captain Falcon: That's just Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Captain Falcon: Wait... don't tell me you've never heard of Rudolph before.
Luminary: Ru... who? Is this another Christmas legend?
Wolf: Why did I not see this coming?
Captain Falcon: Oh you three are in for a treat! It's one of the classic Christmas films! We have it in the movie room, meet me there!
Zelda: Well, at least everyone seems to be getting into the Christmas spirit.
Banjo: I found more ornaments!
King Dedede: Bring them all upstairs. We're only halfway done with decorating the tree!
Mario: We just started, we haven't even gotten one fifth of the way up yet.
King Dedede: I never learned basic arithmetic.
Sephiroth: The king of Dream Land, everyone.
Kazooie: This is the first time you come in chat, and it's just to make fun of Dedede.
Sephiroth: I live for the simple pleasures in life.
Twilight Sparkle: I just woke up and saw the pinned message. How far ahead in decorating the tree are we?
Banjo: We only started.
Twilight Sparkle: Excellent! I'll be down soon!
Spike: Ugh, don't invite Twilight. Every time we set up a tree back in Ponyville the ornaments have to be the EXACT same amount of millimeters apart.
Twilight Sparkle: A tree needs to be properly organized to look its best!
Isabelle: Any help for decorating is highly appreciated!
Akira: Hey, did we ever get a star for the top?
King Dedede: Oh, leave it to me! I got a master's degree in Christmas-Star-Finder -And-Placer in college!
Akira: That's oddly specific.
Meta Knight: We have all sorts of classes like that in Dream Land. Our people are spirited, but they're not very bright.
Erdrick: HOW COULD THEY CAST OUT POOR RUDOLPH LIKE THAT!?
Wolf: Because he's literally deformed.
Eight: AND THE COACH! HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO MAKE FUN OF A CHILD FOR SOMETHING HE CAN'T CONTROL!
Luminary: I SAY WE GO ON A CRUSADE, COMRADES! WE MUST GO TO THE NORTH POLE AND SLAY ALL THE REINDEER!
Ridley: Falcon, get your triplets to calm down.
Captain Falcon: I'm trying to! They're just not used to emotionally-riveting stories like this.
Mario: PETEY JUST BROUGHT IN A GIANT ALUMINUM TREE!
Zelda: I... what?
Isabelle: Where did he find that!? And how did he even get it in here!?
King Boo: It was 50% off. So we got it just because.
Ruby: I don't think we need two Christmas trees in the foyer.
King Boo: Well, backyard it is then. I'm sure we'll get around to stringing lights on it or something.
Lilac: Is that crash I heard what I think it was?
Kazooie: Yup. The dipshit threw it out the window.
Mewtwo: You know. The usual.
Wolf: Well that's just great. It's gonna take a month to fix that.
King Boo: Well, we'll leave that to you. I'm gonna see if we still have any Christmas cookies in the dining room.
Simon: It's getting mighty cold in here with that big hole in the wall. How are we going to fix that?
Ridley: Glad I decided to skip out on decorating.
Solo: I just read up. Why are Luminary, Erdrick, and Eight going so ravenous over this Rudolph character?
King K. Rool: Because Rudolph is Japanese for chicken broth, where "Rud" means "chicken" and "olph" means "broth".
Min Min: I am not even going to begin to describe how wrong that is.
Mario: Hey, Steve and Alex patched up the hole with blocks. That ought to keep us warm until we can fix it.
Twilight Sparkle: OK, this decorating is atrocious. Good thing I'm here, otherwise you would all end up with a shameful-looking tree.
Banjo: It doesn't look that bad.
Spike: And now you've opened pandora's box. Congrats, guys.
King Dedede: I found a star! Well... really I just stole it from one of those trees they have at the store. Think anyone will mind?
Isabelle: Dedede! You should know better than stealing!
King Dedede: It's not stealing, it's borrowing without permission and never returning it. Learn the difference.
Milla: The Christmas tree is looking great everyone! I can see it from the stairs! Santa is going to be so pleased when he comes to bring presents.
Ridley: Ah, another holiday virgin.
Lilac: Do I even want to know what that is?
Ruby: No you do not.