VRRCJerrythePunk.txt

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== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Happy 50 	I'm so much happier now. Thank you again. 	
 	GREETING 	Disgust 25 	{Sullen youth, has just been surprised doing something embarassinng} What do you want? 	
 	GREETING 	Disgust 35 	{Sarcastic} Oh look, it's the conformist tool. 	
 	GREETING 	Disgust 50 	{Sarcastic} How much ass did you have to kick to get Papa Khan to like you so much? 	
 	GREETING 	Happy 15 	{Thinks the player is totally cool, but doesn't want to admit it} Oh, hey. What's up? 	
 	GREETING 	Happy 50 	I can't believe you're talking to me, this is so cool! I mean, uh... dude, what's up? 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	You going to make fun of me too? 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 35 	I really don't want to deal with this right now. 	
 	GREETING 	Disgust 15 	{Sullen youth} What? 	
 	What do you think about the Khans' alliance with Caesar? 	Disgust 25 	Huh? Wait, what are you talking about? We're allied with Caesar now? Psh. Typical. Nobody tells me anything. 	
 	The Followers have agreed to take you on as a member. Head to the Old Mormon Fort. 	Happy 50 	They did? That's great! Thank you! I'm out of this crummy camp! 	
 	What is this initiation? 	Disgust 25 	Everybody has to do it. Well, everybody who wants to be a Khan, anyways. They toss you into the ring there and beat on you for a solid minute. 	
 	What is this initiation? 	Fear 35 	If you survive, you're in. 	
 	What are you doing? 	Sad 35 	Oh, nothing really. Just trying to psych myself up to try my initiation. Again. {Totally unconvincing roar} Raaaar! 	
 	Can you tell me about the Great Khans? 	Disgust 35 	I can tell you they're a bunch of big dumb jerks with no appreciation for art. I mean, can you believe their initiation? 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 50 	You would? Really? Okay, well then, here goes: 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 25 	This one's a haiku. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 25 	{Clear throat, begin reciting} Radscorpion bites, 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 25 	my foot in the box canyon. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 50 	Ow, ow, ow, ow... ow. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 25 	{Clear throat, begin reciting} I wrote this limerick the last time I went to Freeside. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 50 	There once was a fellow called Garret, 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 25 	whose sister she did love to bare it. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 35 	She flashed it around, all over town, 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 45 	so if you would screw her, beware it. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Fear 25 	{back to normal speaking} I, uh, got kicked out of the Atomic Wrangler for that one. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Sad 50 	This is a poem I wrote about the dark loneliness that suffuses my soul. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Sad 50 	{Clear throat, begin reciting} Rainclouds wrap my heart in sorrow black as silk, 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Sad 50 	My empty scream does not echo, even though we're in a canyon. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Sad 50 	My soul aches, but not as much as my limbs, because I've been beaten severely. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 50 	Here's one about the girl I love. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 75 	{Clear throat, begin reciting} Her hair stands tall, like the spiky bits on a Deathclaw. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Happy 75 	Her eyes are bright as radioactive sludge, glowing with the light of love. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Anger 50 	But when I talk to her, she laughs and mocks and has her brothers beat me. 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Sad 100 	Oh, why do nice girls hate me? 	
 	I'd like to hear some of your poetry. 	Fear 25 	That's it. What do you think? 	
 	That doesn't sound so bad. 	Disgust 40 	Sure, maybe not if you're some hulking reprobate like Regis or baked to the gills like Jack. I've tried five times and still haven't made it. 	
 	It sounds like you're not happy being a Great Khan. Maybe you'd be happier someplace else.	Happy 50 	[SUCCEEDED] Maybe you're right. Maybe I can find my true calling, someplace they'll appreciate my poetry! Someplace like the Old Mormon Fort, maybe.	
 	It sounds like you're not happy being a Great Khan. Maybe you'd be happier someplace else.	Fear 25 	Do you think the Followers of the Apocalypse would take me? I remember all those books they brought us when they visited our tribe. 	
 	Maybe you should just ditch this place. 	Sad 35 	[FAILED] I don't know... the Khans don't really get me, but at least they're family, you know? 	
 	Why don't you just cheat? 	Neutral 50 	Cheat? The only way I could cheat is if I was so doped up on painkillers that I don't feel anything. 	
 	Just wait here a minute, I'll be back with some Med-X. 	Neutral 50 	Really? Wow, um... okay. Thanks. 	
 	<Give Med-X> Painkillers like these, you mean? 	Neutral 50 	Whoa... you were serious. Okay, yeah, this might just work. Thanks. 	
 	Well then, never mind. 	Neutral 50 	Okay. 	
 	It sounded like you were writing poetry. 	Fear 15 	Oh. You heard that, huh? Okay, so yeah, I was writing poetry. I know, I know, it's not a very Great Khan-like thing to do. 	
 	It sounded like you were writing poetry. 	Happy 25 	The Followers of the Apocalypse came to our camp when I was a kid, and they brought a bunch of old books. I used to read pre-War poetry for hours. 	
 	You don't sound too eager for your initiation. 	Sad 35 	Yeah, well, I guess maybe I'm not. But what else can I do? 	
 	I had some other questions, actually. 	Neutral 50 	Sure, okay. 	
 	Why isn't poetry "Great Khan-like?" 	Disgust 35 	Have you seen this tribe? If it's not an epic drunken ballad of cracking skulls and hearing lamentations they think it's a waste of time. 	
 	I could ask them for you. 	Fear 30 	You'd do that? Thanks! I mean, I'd go myself, but what if they said no? The Khans wouldn't take me back, and then I'd have nobody. 	
 	Why don't you go there and find out? 	Fear 35 	I don't know. I mean, I'd go myself, but what if they said no? The Khans wouldn't take me back, and then I'd have nobody. 	
 	Probably. You seem like their type. 	Fear 35 	You think so? I mean, I'd go myself, but what if they said no? The Khans wouldn't take me back, and then I'd have nobody. 	
 	That's not really my problem, is it? 	Sad 35 	No, I suppose not. 	
 	What do you know about the Followers of the Apocalypse? 	Surprise 25	Not much. They found us when we came to the Mojave, gave us a bunch of books on science and history - I guess they're like teachers or something? 	
 	Wow, that... really was something. 	Happy 100 	You liked it? Wow, you're the first one who ever did! 	
 	That was terrible. Really, really awful. 	Disgust 50 	{Sullen youth} Psh. Whatever. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	Goodbye. 	Neutral 50	Whatever. 	
 	JerryPoetryBarks 	Neutral 50	Hmm, indulgent, what rhymes with indulgent? Efful- no, no, that's terrible. 	
 	JerryPoetryBarks 	Neutral 50	Silver... silver what? Silver eyes? No, "eyes" doesn't rhyme... 	
 	JerryPoetryBarks 	Neutral 50	One, two, three... dammit, too many syllables! 	
 	JerryPoetryBarks 	Neutral 50	There once was a man of stout heart... heart, heart, what rhymes with heart?	
 	JerryPoetryBarks 	Neutral 50	I wonder if anything rhymes with "Cazador?" 	
 	JerryPoetryBarks 	Neutral 50	Hmm, maybe I should write something about how much the Great Khans suck. 	
 	JerryPoetryBarks 	Neutral 50	How do you spell "gesticulate?" 	
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