Libsters

==Description==
Libsters (French: Humards) (Procambarus eminemcarabus or Procambarus clakrii eminemcarabus), despite what their name may imply, are a not a kind of lobster, but a species of crayfish. They are derived from a DNA mix of Red Swamp Crayfish living in Lake Huron and Canadian Eminem DNA. This genetic blend happened through a very special kind of scientific investigation!
Due to their ancestry, Libsters live very hard lives. First, because they're derived from Red Swamp Crayfish, despite being native to Lake Huron, Libsters are an invasive species. These means, it is actively rewarded to kill Libsters found in the Great Lakes, which makes poaching them very common. Second, because their species father is Canadian Eminem, because of historical reasons, Neonazis hate Libsters. This means, not only do they have to deal with poaching, but specifically targeted poaching from Neonazis. Third, as cute as they are, Libsters are horribly in bread because they all ultimately come from one source, this is why they are blue. Fourth, because they started with such a small breeding pool, and poaching is so common, Libsters has been on the verge of extinction for a very long time, only kept alive by Canadian Eminem's preservation and "personal repopulation" (having more science with crayfish) efforts.
==Libster Characters==
Even though Libsters are their own species, there are two notable characters of the species also just called "Libster," those being The Libster seen in Skin Man 4, as well as the one seen in Skin Man Remastered.
===The Libster===
Of course, even though Libsters are their own species, there is the singular specific Libster seen in Skin Man 4, also only known as "Libster". Any details not given in this section have already been given in the previous section.
The Libster is a minor antagonist in Skin Man 4. He is a Libster, though over the years since 2002When Skin Man 4 began, Evil Man and Hip Toddler had taken over the world, during which they partnered with Canadian Eminem and killed all those pesky nazi Libster poachers. Because of this, the Libster species had begun to diversify, growing bigger and blending more with the Red Swamp Crayfish. With this blending, the Libster's general body color is darker and his right half orangish.
A few months before the time skip in the middle of Skin Man 4, Evil Man and Hip Toddler adopted The Libster from the Libster Orphanage. The two raised him together and treated him as if he were a beloved family dog. The Libster was put on every billboard featuring the group, and was treated as one of their own. This is what we see Skin Man 4 when The Libster is first introduced, as he is seen being treated like a dog by Evil ManNote that The Libster was born around a year after all of this.
Is then when a man comes in to tell Evil Man that Skinman is back, and then recommends releasing the libsterrrrrrr! We are then treated to a series of images of training scenes from The Karate Kid with The Libster edited over the main character Daniel. Then the libsterrrrrrr was released!
The Libster then met Skinman in Ohio.
Libster was then brutally murdered.
===Baby Libster===
Besides The Libster, another libster is seen in Skin Man Remastered accompanying his father. Like the original Libster, this one doesn't have a special name, and is just called Baby Libster. Similar to The Libster, any details not given in this section have already been given in the previous sections.
Baby Libster is a minor character in Skin Man Remastered, where he's usually seen accompanying his father, Canadian Eminem. Throughout the book we watch as he matures, starting off as a tiny baby, growing into his blue pigmentation, and eventually reaching full maturityNote that he was born a year after he reached maturity. He canonically has ADHD and has to be given Adderall regularly.
Compared to The Libster, Baby Libster plays a far less important role in his book. His main role is just as an accessory to Canadian Eminem to really drive home that he is the father of the Libsters, more as a joke than anything. However, he has two fairly substantial roles, even if not as glamorous as his other-worldly relative.
The first major thing that happens to this Libster is when the cops bug him. This forces Canadian Eminem to have a secretive talk with Evil Man at a Wendy's without Baby Libster around. But in that case, Baby Libster doesn't do much himself, it's a while later when he plays a more important role. After molting his exoskeleton, in the process of removing the bug the cops placed on him and reaching full maturity, he comes along with Canadian Eminem and Evil Man's plan to bomb a children's hospital! While there, (after taking some Adderall) he digs a tunnel below the hospital for optimal damage, he then begins to sort M&Ms in reverse alphabetical order of the color they are The Adderall wore off.
Baby Libster is then last seen on his dad's shoulder at the after party of bombing the Hospital.
==Trivia==
* Originally Libsters had only their French name, Humards, a mix of the French word for Lobster (Homard) and Human (Humain). When translating to English, it was misinterpreted as just swapping out the O with a U for no reason, so the English name became Lubster. After a misspelling, and authentication by Canadian Eminem himself, it became "Libster"
* When Libsters are younger, their blue color isn't as noticeable, often looking kind of brownish
* The darker color a Libster is, the odds are it's less inbred and thus more healthy
* Libsters cannot see the color red. The Colors with red (like orange and purple) are fine! But specifically red looks gray, or grey in Canadian spelling
** This is why in Skin Man Remastered when Baby Libster says he's going to sort M&Ms in reverse alphabetical order of the color they are he sorts red between green and orange. This detail did NOT happen because Xavi somehow managed to mess up the alphabet, trust
* The Libster was originally going to be a one-off joke character
** Libsters appearing in Skin Man Remastered (alongside their lore) was not originally intended
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