Get the Girl Quotes

:Pam: [over phone] This is Pam. Oh my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we'll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling!
:Kevin: Nice.
:Pam: There's this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse for, like, ever. And, okay, it's not — it doesn't sound cool. You just have to see it.
:Pam: Well, I guess it doesn't look that cool either. But, it's been up there a long time, so it's become a pretty big deal.
:Jim: Wow. It's the end of an era.
:Pam: Did a good job, Buddy. Now it's time to come home.
:Oscar: I remember when that balloon went up there. I was still with Gil. We were so happy.
:Kevin: When that went up there, I had hair like Rapunzel.
:Ryan: How long do you think it's been up there, Kevin?
:Kevin: I just remember pushing aside my silky bangs to say, “Look, a balloon.”
:Dwight: My warcraft clan was still on speaking terms.
:Meredith: My kid didn't have a face tattoo.
:Darryl: I was still thinking of going back to school.
:Jim: And I was still just a paper salesman.
:Dwight: Well this has been fun, Pam. Thanks for calling us all down here. [everyone sighs]
:All: Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon!
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:Robert: Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor? 
:Jim: Oh, god, nature, please. 
:Robert: When two animals are having sex, one of them...is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua– this isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.
:Jim: Was that not the–?
:Robert: All life is sex. And all sex is competition.
:Jim: Mm-hm.
:Robert: And there are no rules to that game. That wasn't so perverted, now was it?
Category:Season 8 quotes