CauseImDanJones

CauseImDanJones, also known as Dan Jones, is a member of The House known for their skill in arting and the prompt misuse of said power.
==The Singular Uno Master==
Dan is infamous for never having lost a game of Uno. This has happened to grace the streams on a couple of occasions, allowing many to watch on in awe as the professional quickly and deftly cleared their dealt hand.
Dan Jones holds the world record for most Uno games won in the Genesis Book of World Records, earning him international fame and recognition.
==Drawpile Disasters==
Whilst most Drawpiles tend to have a, as the laymen refer to it, "cursed" quality to them, Dan's presence and contributions elevate them to a level beyond verbal expression. 
Dan is responsible for a large part of the The Infestation of March 10th, originating many Homers while throwing any and all caution to the wind. This is only a small demonstration for effect, to fully detail Daniel's Drawfully Pile-y exploits would violate Fandom's Terms of Service.
==Gottem Grandmaster==
Known to all as master of the craft of gottem, he has continually blessed and cursed us all with his abundant gottem powers. Has been known to sneak the sacred symbol of the gottem into places previously unscathed by its wonder. Unbeknownst to all, he once, under our very noses, got us all where we least expected it: the adventures of dnd (link?). Be wary, for when you least expect it, you will be got.
==Stream?==
Yes, he do at https://www.twitch.tv/causeimdanjones.
==Oltrivia==
*Turtles are dirt.
*Finds time in their busy schedule to Get Barnanzo every once and a while.
==Don Quotie==
*"I want a Wiki page, I want quotes." (So it was foretold.)
*"hm"
*"I wanna smash barry"
*"I don't care who you are that mermaid is hot"
*"also this dong good"
*"Maybe make the tips floppy?"
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