PPDC scraps

== Panties: A Tradition ==
Why does this sound like a joke Bubbles or Juliet would tell to freak someone out?
The underwear thing is a running joke throughout the lower ranks; whenever someone gets married or has children, they get a classy collection of floral underwear
Like at Andrea's baby shower, or when Nate took over SHU
(I say 'lower ranks' because Rangers ... omg, imagine the joke already being a thing before Fei yen's born and Xiong getting a pair (or three)!
*because Rangers don't often marry or have children)
YES! YOU ARE GENIUS!
==2020 May (HK)==
In that May battle, Typhoon and the Kaiju deal an incredible amount of damage to each other but Typhoon falls first. The Kaiju is pretty much useless at that point, and to quote Ranger Hansen (the younger) "The fuck are we even here? It might as well be dead!" 
The Kaidanvoskys snort, "then Cherno takes kill, yes?" 
At that point the Kaiju starts spurting Blue, like, everywhere, including all over Typhoon so Striker drags it to safety. 
And then the Kaiju falls over and dies without Cherno having to do a thing.
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