CHIKARA Throwing Life's Instructions Away

was a wrestling event promoted by CHIKARA. It took place on November 21, 2009 at the Palmer Community Center in Easton, Pennsylvania.
==Results==
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*Ophidian defeated Hallowicked (10:34)
*The Badd Boys (Brad Badd & Chad Badd) defeated The Future Is Now (Helios & Lince Dorado) (5:00)
*Amasis defeated Carpenter Ant by DQ (4:27)
*Player Dos defeated Yujiro Kushida (11:54)
*The Order Of The Neo Solar Temple (Crossbones, Delirious & UltraMantis Black) defeated Claudio Castagnoli, Jorge Rivera & Mike Quackenbush in a Six Man Tag Team Match (13:20)
*The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton) defeated Team FIST (Chuck Taylor & Icarus) (10:09)
*Tim Donst defeated Hydra in a Loser Leaves CHIKARA Match (14:40)
*The Colony (Fire Ant, Green Ant & Soldier Ant) defeated The UnStable (Colin Delaney, STIGMA & Vin Gerard) in a Six Man Tag Team Match (15:00)
*Jigsaw defeated Gran Akuma (15:54)
==External links==
* results at CAGEMATCH.net
Category:2009 events
Category:Events with Loser Leaves Town matches