Chromatic Craziness

Chromatic Craziness is the 2nd episode of SpongeBob and The Music World. 
== Plot ==
During a bit of fun with SpongeBob, Patrick accidentally breaks the piano. In a attempt to spend the least amount of money as possible, SpongeBob decides to get a flute.
== Transcript ==
TBA
== Original Version ==
This episode was originally going to be written by RTehNoobv2, it would've been more profane and non-sensical, like a video by SuperMarioLogan, but thanks to his inactivity, R was fired, this would've been the first episode written by him and the first profane one, it would've also reveal that SpongeBob has a Windows Phone, this was the original script:
(episode starts in SpongeBob's house)
Patrick:Woah,is that a piano?
SpongeBob:Yeah.
Patrick:Can I play it?
SpongeBob:Sure.
Patrick:*takes out hammer*
SpongeBob:Uh,wh-
Patrick: I call this song,"sdfahjdfjhjhjfwfebhjer". *smashes keys with hammer*
SpongeBob:F**K! Well,I think this is repairabl-
Patrick:*takes out shotgun*
SpongeBob:*pause* Sh*t.
Patrick:*shoots piano.*
SpongeBob:-_- Get out.
(bubble transition)
(SpongeBob at the instrument store)
SpongeBob:How much does it cost for this baritone?
Cashier:It costs $432877856882357348264764576347 because we want your money.
SpongeBob:Uh........So how much does it cost for a saxophone?
Cashier:$1. With 8 payments of $9000.
SpongeBob:Do you have anything that I can afford for $5,800? Because that's all I have in my account.
Cashier:Yes,a flute here costs $150.
SpongeBob:Ok,I'll buy a flute.
(bubble transition)
SpongeBob:Yes,I finally got a replacement for my piano. The piano was getting too mainstream anyways.
(opens flute case)
SpongeBob:Wow,this flute is shinier than my life goals.
(tries playing it)
SpongeBob:Wait,why is it not making any sound? Maybe I'm playing it wrong.
(montage of SpongeBob trying different ways to play it)
Spongebob:Ugh,I'll just look it up online. (gets phone out)
Time card:325 seconds later....
SpongeBob:Dangit,I can't find any information. No wonder people hate Windows Phones.
(gets laptop out)
SpongeBob:Ah,here's some information. (clicks video)
Time card:1 time card later.....
SpongeBob:(can actually play it now) Oh,so that's how.
(looks up flute sheet music)
SpongeBob:Ok,viewers,this is my attempt at playing "Hot Cross Buns"
(completely screws up)
SpongeBob:Wait,I got good at the piano my making my own songs,so I'll try that.
(plays random notes)
The rest was unfinished.
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