Green Ghost/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: June 3, 2017
Episode Copyrighted: 2016
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The Scene begins at Jellyfish Fields, some jellyfish buzz by, Patrick tries to catch them.
Patrick Star: Come on you stupid jellyfish!
He catches one.
Patrick Star: Gotcha!
One huge one comes up.
Patrick Star: Oh no!
Time card reading "Meanwhile…"
French Narrator: Meanwhile…
SpongeBob SquarePants: One Ice Cream please!
Ice Cream Vendor Fish: $2.
They both hear Patrick scream as he is stung by the big jellyfish.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Make that 2.
Ice Cream Vendor Fish: Double the price.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pays the vendor $4 and then walks away*
A jellyfish randomly stings the vendor.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Here's your ice cream to heal…
Patrick Star: *grabs the ice cream as well*
As SpongeBob's and he swallows both.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Never mind…
Leni Loud: *offscreen* Done!
Screen cuts to Leni.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: *goes to the Loud House and walks to Leni and Lincoln*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *shows Lincoln a Superhero costume*
Lincoln Loud: What is that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's your costume! Super Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: Really? Super Lincoln?
Patrick Star: That name is just like Starfish Man.
Lincoln Loud: C'mon guys! What's with all these kiddy or friendly costumes? It's Halloween, where you should dress up as something scary!
Leni Loud: Scary costumes are gross! You should look cute, like my costume!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, can we just-
Suddenly, Lincoln hears some noises coming from Lucy and Lynn's room.
Lincoln Loud: Uhh, I'll be right back. *goes into Lucy and Lynn's room, seeing that Lucy just finished something* Uhh, Lucy? What's going on?
Lucy Loud: *then presents Lincoln my Halloween costume*
As he jumps back in fear.
Lincoln Loud: Aahh!
Lucy Loud: Relax Lincoln. This is a Halloween costume that I just finished working on.
Lincoln Loud: You mean you made that costume yourself?
Lucy Loud: Precisely.
Lincoln Loud: But I thought Leni was the only one that can design costumes.
Lucy Loud: Actually, I've been designing costumes since I was younger. Halloween is my favorite holiday, and the Flying Dutchman knows it's become my passion to make the scariest ghosts.
Lincoln Loud: Wow! That's really cool!
Lucy Loud: It has been a great passion for me.
Lincoln Loud: Hmm... *to the viewer* Maybe if I can get Lucy to make a costume for tomorrow, I will be able to get a bunch of candy. And plus I get to look at super scary ghosts! *to Lucy* Hey Lucy? Can you make me a costume?
Lucy Loud: I thought Leni was the one who makes you costumes.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah but... she's not really into that kind of 'scary' stuff.
Lucy Loud: Very well then, I can make you a costume by tonight.
Lincoln Loud: Sweet!
Time card reading "Later That Night"
French Narrator: Later that night…
Lucy Loud: *puts some finishing touches on Lincoln's costume*
Lincoln Loud: Hey Lucy? Are you done?
Lucy Loud: Yes. I think you should try it on. *goes into the closet with Lincoln, and puts his costume on*
When Lincoln walks out the closet, he is wearing a black robe, with fake blood stains around his eyes, while holding a fake knife in his hand.
Lincoln Loud: So what am I supposed to be?
Lucy Loud: You're not based on anything, I came up with this costume myself.
Lincoln Loud: This is really scary, but I love it! Thanks Lucy!
Lucy Loud: *lightly smiles* Anything to help my brother.
Lincoln Loud: So what are you going to dress up as tomorrow?
Lucy is suddenly wearing black clothes, with fake vampire teeth.
Lucy Loud: Count Dracula.
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab.
Patrick Star: *belches* So, what now? I’m getting bored.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hmmmm, free Krabby Patties?
Mr. Krabs: *pops up* No!
He leaves.
Patrick Star: *pouts*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, we have nothing else, our next bubble shipment isn’t until Monday and Squidward is on vacation.
Patrick Star: Bored SpongeBob, Bored!
Suddenly they see somebody, it is Old Man Jenkins.
Patrick Star: Oh hey, aren’t you that old person that got hit by a football, a coconut, a tractor, an elephant, a…
Leni Loud: Or soccer.
Lincoln Loud: Patrick, Leni, we get it, the poor guy is very unlucky.
Old Man Jenkins: Yes, no matter how many times that I don’t want to be a burden, it's true…. Anyways, I see you young chaps are bored.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, how’d you know.
Leni Loud: I think he is an agent!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Len, don’t even start.
Old Man Jenkins: No, I’m not an agent… I just overheard your conversation… I have an activity you can do.
Patrick Star: WHAT IS IT?! COME ON OLD DUDE, I’M BORED!!!!
Old Man Jenkins: Um, you’re hurting me.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pulls Patrick off of him*
Old Man Jenkins: Wow uh… anyways…. just follow that little brown path just south of you.
They see a brown path leading into an area that looks eerie.
Lincoln Loud: Oh uh I don’....
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star and Leni Loud: FUN TIMES!!!
Lincoln Loud: WAIT UP!
They leave.
Old Man Jenkins: …… Ha! Suckers!
Thunderclouds suddenly form over Jenkins and he is struck by lightning adding on to his numerous misfortunes.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *continues to walk down the eerie path*
As the sky gets noticeably darker.
Lincoln Loud: *continues to feel concerned*
They finally stop once Patrick runs out of breath. As soon as the starfish copes, he realizes that there is nothing fun around.
Patrick Star: Wha,hey! There's nothing fun here! Ripoff!
Lincoln Loud: I have a list of all fun places I have visited or have to visit, this joins the list at the absolute bottom.
Patrick Star: I want something to eat.
Suddenly, the four notice a bell and read a sign.
Lincoln Loud: Ring at your own risk? Huh? Well uh…
Patrick Star: Ring-a-ding-ding! *rings the bell*
SpongeBob SquarePants: PAT!!!
Leni Loud: Oh dear!
Storm clouds appear and then The Flying Dutchman does, plenty angry.
Leni Loud: GHOST! *screams like woman, then faints*
The Flying Dutchman: WHO DARES TRESPASS UPON THE FLYING DUTCHMAN’S GRAVEYARD?!!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: Uh, we did.
The Flying Dutchman: *approaches Patrick* SO… A CHEESE BLOCK AND A TUBBY STARFISH DARE WALK ON THE SAME SOIL MY ANCESTORS AND GHOST MATES ARE BURIED ON?!!!
Patrick Star: Tubby? WHO YOU CALLIN TUBBY?!!
The Flying Dutchman: *blasts Patrick with a laser beam from my eyes* SILENCE!!! IMBECILE!!!
Patrick is burned to a crisp.
Patrick Star: Mom.. did you put gasoline in the oven again? *falls apart into ashes*
Lincoln Loud: Whoh, Whoh, Mr. Dutchman, we want no trouble.
The Flying Dutchman: ONLY TRESPASSERS WANT TROUBLE, AND YOU ARE TRESPASSERS!!!!
Lincoln Loud: But we’re not! This old guy sent us here under the impression that it would be something fun since we were so bored.
The Flying Dutchman: YOU DARE INSULT MY GRAVEYARD FOR BEING BORING?! HOW DARE YOU! *prepares to blast SpongeBob, Lincoln and Leni with a beam.
Lincoln Loud: Uh oh! GUYS, HIT THE DECK!!!!
The Flying Dutchman: *fires a beam*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *ducks*
It hits Patrick, turning him into just a burnt mark on the pavement.
SpongeBob SquarePants: PATRICK!!! HE ISN’T DEAD IS HE?!
Leni Loud: Well, he's totes not dead to us!
The Flying Dutchman: HE WILL BE, ONCE I CLAIM HIS SOUL! *takes out my soul bag and prepares to steal Patrick's soul from the burnt pavement*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *stops him*
SpongeBob SquarePants: No! We won’t let you kill him!
Leni Loud: Yeah! Give Patrick back!
Lincoln Loud: You're not gonna get away with this, The Flying Dutchman!
The Flying Dutchman: Ok… I GUESS YOU WANT TO GO INSTEAD!
SpongeBob SquarePants: WAIT!! There has got to be something we can do to forget that this ever happened!
The Flying Dutchman: Only the weak, SAY THAT!
Lincoln Loud: OH COME ON PLEASE!
The Flying Dutchman: NO!!! *prepares to fire another beam*
Lincoln Loud: Leni, look out!
Leni Loud: Huh?!
Lincoln Loud: *ducks Leni*
He has run out of beam energy.
The Flying Dutchman: Blast it! Ran out!
SpongeBob SquarePants: So, my friends and I can live?
The Flying Dutchman: Theoretically. *then thinks of something* I mean yes! You can! If you do one thing for me!
Lincoln Loud: Lay it on us.
The Flying Dutchman: You must COMPLETE, this super hard obstacle course, that you may or may not make it out of alive. If you win, you live and never COME BACK HERE! If you lose, then it's DAVY JONES LOCKER!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *gets the shivers at that thought*
The Flying Dutchman: Which do you CHOOSE?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Obstacle course!
The Flying Dutchman: I would too.
Leni Loud: Oh goody, I'm starving.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Not now, Leni. *to the Flying Dutchman* Could you regenerate my friend as well? We'd like help.
The Flying Dutchman: Hmmm… so be it. *regenerates Patrick with a finger trick*
Patrick Star: I had the craziest dream that I was burnt by an angry ghost and I am now going to be doing an obstacle course! There was also cookies!
The Flying Dutchman: *sighs and then gets all worked up* GET MOVING!!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni do what the ghost says.
Once they are out of earshot..
The Flying Dutchman: And by moving, that be souls from their feeble bodies!
The slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni dressed in athletic shorts, they are prepared to tackle down a dangerous obstacle course that spans the entire graveyard.
The Flying Dutchman: 1.. 2.. 3!
They remain waiting.
The Flying Dutchman: Um… Aren’t ye moving?
Leni Loud: You didn’t say go.
The Flying Dutchman: …… GO!
They do.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *encounters a crazy skeleton prepared to steal my bones*
Patrick however surprises it and dropkicks it in the chest making it fall apart. Patrick must cross a stream of dangerous radioactive waste.
Patrick Star: Oh crud! Maybe I should’ve taken gymnastics in school after all!
Lincoln Loud: Don’t worry Len, we’ll cross.
Patrick Star: How?!
SpongeBob, since he is a Sponge, soaks up the radioactive waste, which he is immune to due to being absorbent enough to absorb any liquid. They simply walk off to the next challenge.
This next challenge is to try and get past a wave of heavily armed ghost pirates.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles!
The pirates prepare to blast away the four heroes with lasers. Leni, using the 15% intelligence he does have, thinks of something.
Leni Loud: I got it! *takes out a mirror*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where’d you get a mirror from?
Leni Loud: I like to admire myself! I totes love it!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh..
Patrick Star: Pirates!
Lincoln Loud: Oh right!
Pirate Chief: Fire away lads!
The Ghost Pirates: *begins firing our laser rays*
Leni Loud: *continues my rare burst of smarts and manages to block all of the beams by reflecting them with the mirror and sending them back the pirate's way annihilating them all except for the chief*
Pirate Chief: Wait!
The chief grabs out his last laser ray and blasts himself out of existence instead so they won’t do it.
Lincoln Loud: You did it, Len!
Patrick Star: What did she do?
Leni Loud: *returns to stupidity* I did what now?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's move on!
Leni Loud: Yay!
Time card reading "Meanwhile…"
French Narrator: Meanwhile…
The Flying Dutchman: Huh? How are they not ghosts yet?!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *continues succeeding in many challenges*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *saves Patrick from the arm cruncher*
Leni Loud: *manages to hold in tears when stung by numerous horseflies and screams* AHHHHHHHHH! HORSEFLIES!
Lincoln Loud: *chews through old torn up sails and cobwebs*
Patrick Star: *shows my ugly face to more skeletons hearing the woman screaming in horror in the background*
Which is so hideous to them that it makes them stab themselves with their own swords.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *beats a fat ghost in a dancing challenge*
The four barely make it out alive, very tired out.
The Flying Dutchman: *approaches* Congratulations, you guys are the first to complete the graveyard's best tortures.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: YAY!!!!
The Flying Dutchman: And for your reward, you become part of my crew!
Leni Loud: Yay!! Wait… what?
The Flying Dutchman: You fool! You think you can deal with a ghost?!
Lincoln Loud: HUH?!
The Flying Dutchman: Completion of the obstacle course or not, your soul is mine either way!
SpongeBob SquarePants: NO! We won fair and square!
The Flying Dutchman: My graveyard! MY RULES!
He takes out his soul bag which you can hear the screams of souls Dutchy has stolen in the past.
The Flying Dutchman: You’ll make excellent additions! Now… you can choose…. slow and painful or fast and painful?
Patrick Star: Or painless!
The Flying Dutchman: *facepalms* Looks like, you’re first! *performs a ritual that causes Patrick to stand there and not move, lifeless.
His soul begins getting painfully ripped from his body.
Patrick’s Soul: OWWWWW!!!! And I thought jellyfish hurt!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Leni Loud: PATRICK!
The Flying Dutchman: HAHAHAHAH!!
Lincoln Loud: *then notices some radioactive waste and absorbs it and then splits it at the Flying Dutchman's head, who can still be affected by the pain*
The Flying Dutchman: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
The ritual comes to an abrupt end and Patrick's soul is sucked back into Patrick's body returning him to normal.
Patrick Star: Ah, Ah! What?! Cookies?!!
The Flying Dutchman: *sprays myself with my ghost water to wash off the waste*
Then he gets angry.
The Flying Dutchman: YOU DARE INTERRUPT THE DUTCHMAN’S SOUL RITUAL?!
Lincoln Loud: Look! You can’t just steal somebody's soul just because, you don’t like them!
The Flying Dutchman: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! AS SAID, MY GRAVEYARD!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: AND OUR SOULS!!!
The Dutchman is perplexed.
The Flying Dutchman: Ok.. fair play. BUT NOT WORKING!
SpongeBob, Lincoln and Leni arm themselves with more waste, Patrick does as well but it stings him a bit.
The Flying Dutchman: *realizes that my water is low* Or…. uh…… You can leave alive?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I choose option 2 if I were you.
The Flying Dutchman: Option 2 it is! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE AND NEVER COME BACK! *performs another finger trick*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni are teleported back to the Loud House.
Patrick Star: YAY!!
Lincoln Loud: HOME SWEET HOME!! HEY CHARLES!
Charles from The Loud House: *barks*
Lincoln Loud: OH SWEET RELIEF! I definitely will be cautious of making acquaintances in the future! Ya never know when one will turn on you! Oh boy, am I glad to be alive!
Leni Loud: Now, time for some food! All those challenging thingies made me hungry! *goes to the kitchen to steal some of food*
She opens the fridge, nothing.
Leni Loud: When did you go food shopping?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Just two days ago, why?
Patrick Star: Doesn’t look like it!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks at the empty fridge… empty* I could’ve sworn I filled it!
Other places for food such as the cabinets, breadbox and freezer are opened, all empty as well.
Patrick Star: Fishpaste!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well I could go to the store and……… WAIT, I know who took it.
Patrick Star: WHO?
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Dutchman.
Patrick Star: How?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *points to the TV*
Which he had noticed with a picture of a cheeky Dutchman, who had taken a selfie with all of the stolen food as a big pet peeve for Patrick. He had to give a price for them to go home.
Lucy Loud: *approaches Patrick and scares him* Hey Patrick!
Patrick Star: AAAAAAAAHHHH! OH THE FISHIANITY!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Thinking twice about others next time… like really, I have to.
Lucy Loud: Leni.
Leni Loud: What is it Lucy?
Lucy Loud: I wish for you to make me a costume for next year as well. I'd hate to end up in the same way Lincoln did.
Leni Loud: Sure thing Lucy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look! The Dutchman is on TV!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni and Lucy Loud: *watches TV*
Suddenly, Luna rushes inside freaking out.
Lincoln Loud: Luna? What's wrong?
Luna Loud: Dudes! I saw something freaky outside! It's called the Flying Dutchman!
Lincoln's face turns wide-eyed, knowing that the urban legend was true. Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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