Shrek and Crash: St. Ogre's Day (Chapter 3)

Chapter 3 is the third chapter of Shrek and Crash: St. Ogre's Day written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "The Search for Treasure".
==Plot==
(In the woods, a black cat in a mask see footprints, resembling steps of a ogres, cat and bandicoot, searching for the magic around the world)
*???: The footprints of a ogre, cat and some animal. I know the cat is somewhere around the woods. The treasure is hidden in a rare place and I'm going to claim it before the cat does. *run to the treasure area*
(Back at the Far Far Away Movie Studio, the director get up on the backstage to start the show as everyone including Shrek and Crash gain attention from the director)
*Director: Ladies and gentlemen! It is time for the big show! The main event!
*Everyone: *cheers and clap*
*Donkey: Showtime!
*Shrek: The main event, great.
*Crash: Woo hoo.
*Coco: I wonder what we are going to get from the stage.
*Fiona: Trailers, reels, if anything come to the director's mind.
*Aku Aku: I mean, sizzle reels will be part of the main show.
*Magic Mirror: And now, a word from the director behind the movies of Far Far Away.
*Director: Thank you Magic Mirror. For years, movie making is a part of a director and producer's dream to create the most and talent movies everyone could have to watch and enjoy as a popcorn film! Here are the reels every producer have shown in cinema in recent years. *show footage on the big screen with ogres competing in warthog racing, knights fighting in a war, superheroes saving Far Far Away from supervillains, a troll eating a stack of bananas, a bunch of dwarfs playing some instruments in a band and Shrek showing up in his swamp to give the audience a big welcome*
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Shrek: That's me! Ha ha ha! I'm famous now, people!
*Fiona: Congratulations, ogre.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *celebrate with joy*
*Shrek: My babies. We truly own a trophy for that reel.
*Tawna: Good for you, champ.
*Director: These films will live out for generations and will always make a difference for every movie fan in the world. Right now, we will be showing a preview of the upcoming Sorro movie, being released next Friday. Enjoy the trailer! *show a preview of Sorro, a cat resembling Puss in Boots as the cat fight off thieves in towns, save some moneybags from bandits, getting praised by many fans and fight off golems in deserts as well as slicing the camera to make a S on the screen*
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Shrek: Wow, look at that. That is one handsome cat on the run.
*Puss in Boots: He look a lot just like me.
*Coco: I know he does Puss. Because of the hat and sword.
*Puss in Boots: Really? People think I never wear a cape and belt for my solo adventures. As I have always been to several prisons for all of my lifetimes. And now, i'm a free cat! Meow!
*Coco: Ha ha, you're so funny Puss.
*Puss in Boots: A cat that speaks Spanish that knows how to make people laugh.
*Director: From the producer behind Sorro, may Puss in Boots stand up on stage to have a talk with the audience.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Puss in Boots: That's me! I'm the producer behind the movie!
*Shrek: What? You made Sorro the whole time that you didn't even tell us about?
*Puss in Boots: It was suppose to be a secret cause, I wasn't finish making the movie around that time before release. And it's done!
*Tawna: It's your lucky day Puss.
*Donkey: You rock with the cats!
*Cats: *cheer for Puss in Boots on stage*
*Puss in Boots: Thank you, thank you. It is a honor to be a part of a big project I am in ever since I came to Far Far Away. From the massive delays in wake of Prince Charming's revenge, the arrival of Cortex and the twisted tricks of Rumpelstiltskin, it is a honor to finish the movie after pushbacks and wakes of being delayed. Not cancelled. But finished from the start at last. How much work Sorro have put in a producer and director's vision?
*Shrek: I have a question? Who is the director behind your movie, Puss?
*Puss in Boots: Oh, he's on his way. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the mastermind behind ten amazing movies and the director behind my produced Sorro movie, *hold his cape up* Mr. Tenkins!
*Everyone: *cheer for Mr. Tenkins for coming up on stage*
*Mr. Tenkins: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Wow, look at all the happy faces they have been putting up.
*Puss in Boots: Your fans are happy. Also, the ogre and bandicoot are there in the audience.
*Mr. Tenkins: I can see. Thank you all for coming. It is a honor to be a part of the new smash-hit Sorro. Sorro was based on the real Puss in Boots himself. Based on a true story where the cat face off massive thieves, saving lives of many poorless people, reaching to the top of the giant's castle with the golden goose, exploring a arabic town with over hundred of cats sleeping and restoring all of his nine lives from the legendary Wishing Star that would grant you wishes like a genie coming out of a lamp. Am I right you guys?
*Crunch: You have always been right!
*Coco: You have a heart in cinema.
*Mr. Tenkins: Breaking news. Right away, there will be a Point Arrow 2 in the works and I will be directing the movie once production hits development time! It's a big green light for all of Far Far Away.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Crunch: Yeah. Wait, was there a first Point Arrow before?
*Tawna: There was. But we weren't thought about it.
*Crunch: In fact, we don't live in this universe.
*Shrek: I thought the first Point Arrow was a good movie.
*Mr. Tenkins: I know you all have seen my movies. The critics and audiences thought they were cinema and masterpieces. Great directing skills with a pair of great writers and amazing cinematography in one of the scenes. Who thought VFX and CGI can mix together? I mean come on, there is no need to criticize. You always gotta fail sometimes in order to try again and make it better. Like you got a horse license to ride on horses. What kind of wizard would make you think of the magic you use to bring in some props and rigging process on the characters of a animated movie.
*Aku Aku: I got one in mind. *use his magic to try to open up a portal*
*Shrek: *see a portal trying to open up* Uh, Aku Aku? What is on the backstage?
*Aku Aku: Nothing. Just a hole trying to open up.
*Crash: *shocked, realizing a portal is about to open up*
*Donkey: I'll never been so excited for a film one of our friends have produced in.
*Puss in Boots: Making a movie take years to make. You can't rush art in production. Always take the time to catch a break and rest for the night. You have the right to delay your work, even if it doesn't make the release date on time.
*Mr. Tenkins: Like Puss said, you can never rush work. You can make a bad film with a good script, but you cannot make a bad film with a bad script.
*Fiona: Does it apply on good films, depending on the script levels?
*Mr. Tenkins: Ha ha. Both. Always both.
*Zip: *whoosh out of a portal and crash in the backstage where everyone realize his arrival next to Puss in Boots and Mr. Tenkins* Oh!
*Shrek: *shocked with everyone else* What was that?
*Director: *look at Zip* Uh, are you on the list?
*Puss in Boots: Who is this guy? We don't know him.
*Mr. Tenkins: Can we help you? Are you okay?
*Zip: *get up* Oh man. Where am I? I thought my village was burned. *look at the people* Hey everybody. I bet you didn't save up some Irish juice from last night, cause I'm about to get pumped up for some golden coins!
*Shrek: Do you have a film to promote or are you baiting us for fun? No receptions, but to make a mockery out of us.
*Zip: Oh, no. I got a promotion to make and everything's is going to be just fine as usual. *imitate a fanfare* Baaaaaaa. Ba ba ba ba, ba ba, baaaaaaaaaaaa! Ladies and gentlemen. Behold! The ones that handle the gold in the pots. The ones that found the rainbows and spread it all over the skies where the gods roam. The ones that collect the shamrocks and gave good luck with the four-leaf clover. We present you the leprechauns! One of them is me, Zip! Zip the Leprechaun!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Shrek: Holy onions. Can you see that?
*Crash: Ooh.
*Coco: Is that, a leprechaun?
*Crunch: You just saw it in your eyes. What are you talking about?!
*Tawna: If it either a scam, we're outta here.
*Donkey: I'm ain't interested in some leprechaun type thing.
*Gingy: Doesn't make me wanna jump into the magic of rainbows with fruit roll-ups.
*Pinocchio: Who need the magic anyways?
*Zip: Thank you, thank you. It is a honor to be a part of the marketing campaign. Give it applause for the leprechaun!
*Parry: He's a funny guy.
*Y: He look like one of the gnomes from the garden.
*Puss in Boots: Señor, I bet you discovered a bunch of golden eggs in the pass, just like in Jack and the Beanstalk.
*Mr. Tenkins: Man, you got that nice shamrock hat on you. You must be feeling lucky for a feature film of you.
*Zip: If I would, maybe I would. Also, it's St. Patrick's Day week! Gotta live up the hype for the lucky shamrocks!
*Pinocchio: Maybe i'll be lucky enough to become a real boy someday!
*Gingy: Or get my legs fixed properly.
*Shrek: Eh. You got some great offers Zip. Thank you, but no thank you. We're going to have to give it a hard pass this year and go out by booking a ticket to a Wrong Direction concert in Florida.
*Puss in Boots: No no. We must listen to the leprechaun on what he says. Maybe we get some good luck like pocket of gold.
*Shrek: Good luck? My head! I would rather fall on bad luck when being a ogre for a day, nothing like my past.
*Zip: Listen up everybody! Breaking news! A group of clan hooded heads have taken over the leprechaun village. They took our magic, our spell, our gold, our rainbows, our shamrocks and all the magic the village have stored! It's completely gone and burned! You guys are the fairy tale creatures of the world and I want you to stop those hood headed freaks for burning down our village. Also, we got a lot of villages to keep our magic safe. One of them were burned last night.
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Shrek: One village to burn? How many villages you got to store some magic? A hundred?
*Zip: Uh. Count it as ten. Will ya?
*Shrek: Earlier today, we faced a hooded robe clan that tried to invade the carnival. I think they were called the Kung Klan Korce!
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Zip: Kung Klan Korce! That's it! That's the one that invaded my village the other day.
*Shrek: They were the same guys that met us from today? Jeez, we got a long history from here.
*Zip: And you sir, must be a ogre. Whoa, I thought you were a orc at first living in some kind of swamp cave home.
*Shrek: Ugh. Do you have any place to go, other than annoying us during our film festival?
*Zip: I'm warning you guys. We're in the risk of the end of Far Far Away. There will be no magic, there will be no sparkles and there will be no places left to reside from the wake of the clan. I'm telling you right now. Are you going to join the quest or what?
*Crash: Whoa!
*Crunch: The end of magic is on risk. But we feel like we got another adventure to catch up.
*Coco: What quest? There haven't been anything about a new quest.
*Aku Aku: Where do you want us to go? Can you give us a few details on where the clan group is headed?
*Zip: You guys are lost. My ears are numb and I should be drawing a map where the magic is stored.
*Magic Mirror: If you have a map to draw. Go right ahead.
*Shrek: I can start with a pen and pencil like a artist's work of art.
*Crash: *pick his ears*
*Shrek: *use a drawing board for Zip to draw* There you have it leprechaun. Feel free to write whatever you want. It could be a poetry or a haiku.
*Zip: It's a mission you guys are investigating on. *draw on the board to describe the magic and the clan* So far, the clan have been attacking our village. They burned all of our magic and shamrocks in the vault of gold. Everything stored like the rare gems were being used by the clan who has been spying on us for years and taking away our supplies. They do this to every fairy tale creature in the world and almost exile everybody out. No matter how much tension this world has been getting, it's driving on my nuts! This, right here is the whole world and where you guys should be heading!
*Shrek: I see the map. I can also see my house from here.
*Fiona: You're a great artist with great drawing skills.
*Zip: Every leprechaun is artistic. The best drawing skills come to inspiration and practice to make the best effort to go with our records.
*Crunch: What if you do the same things and get the same results? Does it hurt your skills?
*Zip: You receive the same scores! It's not be deal like eating leftovers from a birthday party.
*Shrek: We agree. So you're making us go on a quest to find that rare shamrock around the fairy tale lands.
*Zip: Yes. You and your friends will be going out to find the secret shamrock that will bring all the magic back to our village and restore the power that caused the clan to destroy.
*Puss in Boots: Just like how I found the last wish to restore all of my nine lives.
*Donkey: I thought you lost like eight lives.
*Puss in Boots: I lost eight. I had one left and I restore them all by the power of the wish.
*Donkey: Dang. You should have gotten ten lives to live.
*Puss in Boots: Rumors say cats only have seven or six lives. I have gotten nine for all of my lifetime.
*Shrek: Alright my friends, guess what? We're going on a mystical quest to find the magic shamrock.
*Aku Aku: We'll promise to do good on the quest.
*Crash: Ah ha!
*Zip: Mind as well will come with you to advise you on the quest to make sure there are no falls and no traps within the spots.
*Shrek: What?
*Fiona: Shrek, let the leprechaun join with us.
*Shrek: Ugh! Fine! He's coming with me, as long he is not as annoying as the annoying talking donkey right here.
*Donkey: Who you calling annoying?
*Shrek: Uh, never mind. Who will watch over our babies while we're gone.
*Three Little Pig #1: We'll take good care of them.
*Three Little Pig #2: Ya. We'll feed them a lot of baby food with milk.
*Three Little Pig #3: Also have to change the diapers as well with powder on the butt.
*Shrek: Good thing we're going to take a break on taking care of the babies like taking turns.
*Fiona: We don't have to stress out all the time from being a parent.
*Shrek: Being a parent is a lot of work and that's part of life.
*Coco: What are we waiting on? Let's go.
*Crunch: First stop on the block.
*Zip: Don't forget your map! You're gonna need it for the quest.
*Shrek: You wrote the map on the drawing board. What do you mean don't forget a map? I'm not bringing a drawing board to the quest for the whole day like bringing a rock sculpture in a art show.
*Zip: You didn't tell me to bring a actual map like a piece of paper.
*Aku Aku: Let me show you how it's done. *create a map of the whole world* Much better.
*Shrek: Thank you. *take the map of the whole world* I was about to get nervous and Zip, I owe ya a gold.
*Zip: You can say that again if you want. I'm in for a cruise!
*Tawna: We got five stops to explore.
*Puss in Boots: I hope they're not tricky.
*Coco: I hope they're not as bad as the quests with the sharpest booby traps.
*Donkey: And I hope there are no farmers holding up a pitchfork to pinch me for dinner!
*Zip: Like the taste of your own medicine in a clinic. I'm taking two pills a day to keep my powers going.
*Shrek: Nice. Let's go. Everyone, wish us the best of luck on the quest to find the secret of the magic and stop after the Kung Klan Korce!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Gingy: We're rooting for you Shrek and Crash!
*Pinocchio: Make us proud!
*Mr. Tenkins: See you later you guys. Don't forget to save your lives on the quest.
*Puss in Boots: We will save our lives as promised!
*Director: Keep up the great work.
*Lillian: Good luck love birds.
*Artie: See ya travelers.
*Parry: Hope all of you survive on the quest to stop the clan from destroying all the magic in the work.
*Fiona: We won't let you down boys. We're doing this for you.
*Y: Make your people proud.
*Coco: We wish if we were the queens of the kingdom.
*Y: Everyone else can be a king and queen.
*Gingy: God bless us everyone.
(The background song "With or Without You" by U2 plays as Shrek, Crash, Zip and the gang leave the Far Far Away Movie Studio as they leave the kingdom of Far Far Away, heading over to the big hills to check on the whole world as they read a map to check the stops marked on a circle)
*Shrek: And we're out of Far Far Away. Good. I wonder where we're supposed to stop at.
*Coco: We should at least check the map. You know what places Zip and Aku Aku have written for us.
*Zip: All the places I went, is where we're going.
*Shrek: Seriously? Can we at least go to our own places instead of recommending places to go we weren't heard of like Puerto Rico?
*Fiona: We got five places to. The first place is the Charming Valley. The second is the Haunted Hills. The third is the Stone Cold Valley. The fourth is the Dry Dune Desert and the fifth? What's with the flower leaves?
*Crunch: It's the shamrocks. People also call it the four-leaf clovers.
*Shrek: We want to know the name of the place, not just the name of the thing from the symbols on the map?
*Zip: Oh, right? Am I dreaming? Nah. The last place to go to is the Leprechaun Village. Why are we heading to the Leprechaun Village on our last stop? Because, that's where our friends are located in and waiting for us to give us a booze for a heads up.
*Shrek: The last place to go to is your place? Seriously? Is there some sort of magic to find at your home, despite having parts of your home burned?
*Zip: Eh. Our last stop is to take a break from adventuring and collect what we have. That's what I planned for the trip. You got a problem with that?
*Shrek: No. What about you Crunch?
*Cruch: No. Not a problem at all.
*Zip: Five stops, five places and one quest in one day.
*Coco: What if we miss a day?
*Zip: We keep going. We never stop 'til we stop.
*Puss in Boots: A adventurer doesn't quit without a reward to collect.
*Donkey: Once you succeed the quest, you will earn the advantage to good will! Like making waffles.
*Shrek: Making waffles isn't going to help you save the day and succeed the quest, Donkey.
*Donkey: Come on, Shrek. When i was a young donkey, I won ten corns from a musicial hay contest.
*Tawna: Like musical chairs, it doesn't stop you from sitting out on a adventure.
*Zip: We are about to head off. Last call, are you with me?
*Everyone: Yeah!
*Shrek: Whatever.
*Crash: Woo!
*Aku Aku: Right now, let's march.
(Shrek and Crash's gang explore the Charming Valley as they walk through a valley full of diamonds. Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna climb on the diamond mountains as Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and Zip collect a bunch of diamond shamrocks on the stone rocks. Next, the gang travel to Haunted Hills as the gang try to walk through the haunted spooky scary with most of the people getting scared by the ghosts as Zip collect a bunch of pumpkin pieces on the ground while on the run. The gang walk through the Stone Cold Valley as they walk through the rocks. Tawna and Puss in Boots through the edge of the rocks to the top as Shrek and the others walk above the rolling rocks and dodge the boulders as the big rolling rocks fall into the gorge. The gang meet up together as they found a bunch of magic rocks on the rock pile. The gang then explore the Dry Dune Desert as they walk by sandstorms, tornados and quicksand. They walk through falling piles of sand blocks as Shrek fall into a quicksand, only to be saved by Aku Aku's magic as the gang explore a pyramid, dodging booby traps from spears with Zip holding a pot of gold with the gang celebrating for what they did on the quest. The background song end as the gang left the pyramid and head over to a oasis to look at all the items they have collected on the quest.)
*Zip: Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba ba ba, baaaaaaaaa! Behold! The treasure we all found during our quest.
*Coco: Amazing. Just like finding power crystals and power gems back at the Wumpa Islands. What are those?
*Zip: What do you mean "what are those"? Didn't you collect them on the quest? Shiny diamonds, pumpkin pieces, magic rocks and a pocket full of gold!
*Shrek: Pot of gold. The whole pocket of gold stereotype is getting old and it need to die right now as people saying ogres don't live happily ever after, not!
*Puss in Boots: Maybe we can just move on to the other topics instead of ranting the same thing over and over like beating a dead horse on a old farm.
*Tawna: The last place we haven't been to yet is the Leprechaun Village and that leprechaun Village is your home, Zip.
*Zip: You are correct! Why does my brain feel so numb to not remember these things. To be frankly, my friends have been cleaning all the damage caused by the evil clan people from last night.
*Fiona: How far is the last place to go to?
*Zip: Far Far Away.
*Shrek: Sir, we just left Far Far Away? Does it look like we're going to Duloc to see the ballad of Lord Farquaad?
*Zip: No. What I meant far far away, it's actually farer from the desert. Since the desert is far from the places we have went.
*Puss in Boots: Much like the places I went in my past adventures. I used to defend a town from thieves and criminals until my time point of view changed and met this cat lady that I used to go on adventures with, long before returning to San Ricardo for the Festival Del Fuego fiesta.
*Zip: You never expect to travel to places with fierce bandits, powerful warriors and strong legends like the gods falling out of the sky. Everyone thought all of this magic story is make-believe. It's all real in a leprechaun's eyes!
*Shrek: Forget the propaganda put into everyone's throats. You know what's coming.
*Zip: The next time we go to the Leprechaun Village, we will make our last stop to the end of the quest.
*Coco: We can never give up on the quest. I was always wrong on that.
*Crunch: Girl, you were right about everything.
*Coco: Come on Crunch. You thought my science skills would fail our charts down the drill. In fact, our last adventure have never stop in a point of time.
*Crash: Huh? *itch his head*
*Puss in Boots: Ha ha ha, if you dare ask me, I can redo the last live you have lost in your previous adventure.
*Coco: No. Just no. We never lost any of the lives we have burned in our last adventure.
*Crunch: A video game make you lose a live. You have to go over to the last checkpoint you have died in.
*Shrek: You guys play too much video games and watched too much Tv lately. Maybe it's time to catch a break from technology and focus more on the real world everyone have been doing lot of real work in the outside world.
*Aku Aku: You got a point there Shrek.
*Shrek: There is no need to quit and give up. We can keep going forward and fight the enemy to focus on.
*Zip: The ogre has spoken! *yawn* Man, jeez. Are my eyes getting tired? I need a rest.
*Shrek: Already? But the sun haven't go down yet.
*Fiona: Shrek, the Sun is going down.
*Shrek: *look at the sun going down* Oh, it seem like we need a little rest.
*Tawna: Which means, it's time to go to sleep.
*Donkey: *his tummy growls* But I'm getting kinda hungry. How about some dinner to wrap up the night.
*Coco: Okay. We can get into some dinner. We got a lot of ideas to cook from the menu.
(At night, Shrek and Crash's gang stay in the oasis as Zip and Crash cook some hot dogs on the campfire as they serve up the hot dogs on the bun)
*Zip: I bet these fresh weenie dogs will store us for the rest of the quest in the morning.
*Crash: Ha ha.
*Shrek: Actually, it's called hot dogs.
*Zip: Hot dogs! Man, these dogs look as hot as a hot poodle. I'm going to enjoy a bite of this delicious meal on a bun,
*Fiona: We should all be eating it.
*Donkey: Eat up the dogs!
*Everyone: *eat the hot dogs in joy*
*Puss in Boots: Ah yeah. A meal make the dogs go away.
*Donkey: Tasty and juicy.
*Coco: Who knew a grilled hot dog make a meal even better?
*Crunch: The black stripes is part of being burnt.
*Tawna: Like grilling a sandwich from either ham and cheese.
*Crash: Ah. *eat the whole hot dog*
*Shrek: I enjoy this dinner very much. Remind me of a slug dog at Old MacDonald's which is best know for cooking cow burgers with ketchup on top.
*Fiona: I'm so satisfied right now on how this hot dog taste.
*Aku Aku: You all enjoy and deserve a great dinner.
*Donkey: That cheers the taste for the better!
*Puss in Boots: Ta da! A masterpiece in a chef's review!
*Shrek: A food critic look at the recipe and eat it to see how it taste before reviewing.
*Zip: We made a bunch of great recipes back at the village and they taste so great it bore our feet into the ground.
*Shrek: I wouldn't say bore our feet. How about our stomachs make a great satisfying into our bodies.
*Fiona: After eating dinner, we'll rest 'til the next time we eat our next meal in the morning.
*Zip: That's about it. Goodnight, y'all!
*Aku Aku: *blow out the fire* All blown out.
*Crash: *yawn and sleep*
*Coco: Goodnight my friends.
*Puss in Boots: Sweet dreams. No bed bugs will roam into our skins tonight!
*Donkey: The night begin to shine!
*Fiona: No staying up Donkey. Let's all take a break from partying.
*Donkey: Aw. I thought I get everything for free. Whatever, until next time. *sleep*
*Tawna: Any night now. Just give us a break from entertaining us, Donkey.
*Shrek: Thank you. Now I even get to rest my ears without being distracted by that talking Donkey. *sleep*
*Zip: Man, I miss my home. Hope I can make it back my morning. *sleep*
(As everyone is sleeping in the oasis, Puss in Boots is sleeping while he sniff over the footprints and wake up, realizing that all the collected items are stolen)
*Puss in Boots: What happen? Where did the treasure go? *see a black cat holding the treasure in a bag* You there! Get back here! *chase after the black cat*
*Zip: *wake up* Whoa. What happen? What was that dream?
*Puss in Boots: *chase the black cat all over the oasis* This oasis is too big for us to chase! If there's a dead end, you are done for!
*???: Not a chance. *jump on the trees*
*Puss in Boots: That's voice sound so familiar. *jump on the trees and chase the black cat through the cave*
*???: Stop chasing me!
*Puss in Boots: Stop! I know who you are! Unveil your mask!
*???: Never. You left me all along the last adventure of your last wish! *throw a coral at Puss*
*Puss in Boots: *crash into the dead end with a treasure standing* Papa....mama.....the treasure.
*???: *open the treasure chest and hold a big diamond out of it* The treasure has been found. I'm sending them all to the bandits in the outskirts close to San Lorenzo.
*Puss in Boots: No! San Lorenzo! I cannot revisit the past! What are you suppose to be?!
*???: You know who I am all along, Puss. *take off her mask, revealing to be Kitty Softpaws*
*Puss in Boots: Holy Frijoles! Are you?
*Kitty: Hello Puss in Boots. Remember me?
*Puss in Boots: Kitty Softpaws? Is that you? I can't believe you are alive. I thought you were dead as dry dust.
*Kitty: And I thought you were still a outlaw on the run, but still a fugitive. Did you kill the ogre in a far away kingdom yet?
*Puss in Boots: How did you know? I became friends with the ogre! I am no ogre-killer in town.
*Kitty: What are you suppose to be? You're not the Puss I remember.
*Puss in Boots: How's the trip in Arabian Nights? I bet you forgot about me, even with all the cats sleeping with the harem girls.
*Kitty: If you're trying to claim after the magic, I challenge you to a fight.
*Puss in Boots: Oh yeah, if you feed me and dare to slash through my sword.
*Kitty: I warned you Puss. *hold her sword on Puss* This is your last straw.
*Puss in Boots: Oh really? Now you're going to betray me several years late since I left my people at San Ricardo and all the places I've been to, to help people!?
*Kitty: The towns aren't grave to danger for help without your need. And you let all the poor people starving and graving for help.
*Puss in Boots: The world will be watching in fear when you try to steal all of the people money for thievery. *fight Kitty*
*Kitty: Ah ha! You fear me and dare me. *fight Puss*
*Puss in Boots: We don't have to do this, Kitty. We should have give up our own ways and move on.
*Kitty: Too late. Now you're paying for a new quarter. *fight Puss*
(Shrek, Crash and the gang woke up, realizing that the treasure is gone, only for Shrek to get furious and accusing Zip for the stolen treasure)
*Shrek: The treasure! It's gone!
*Coco: What happen?
*Aku Aku: It was right there where we placed.
*Tawna: Maybe we placed it at the wrong area.
*Fiona: It was there. The bad wind must have flew off the treasure and now, there's no way on finding it again after a long day.
*Zip: Guys! The treasure's gone. We lost it. Also, Puss is gone.
*Shrek: *hold Zip* What have you gone to our treasure?! You think it's funny to pull a trick on the gang, secretly working for the clan? Answer me! What did you do to our friend Puss?
*Zip: Whoa whoa whoa. I didn't do anything. I woke up when Puss left to chase after the theft. Also, Puss is fighting with the theft that stole our treasure.
*Shrek: Where? The desert is a bad place, mainly on bandits stealing treasure in dry rusted places like the story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves.
*Coco: You mean like One Thousand and One Nights?
*Tawna: Look! There's two of them!
*Puss in Boots: *fight Kitty all the way into his spot* Tonight will be your last straw, Kitty.
*Kitty: Don't make me kill all of your lives, Puss.
*Puss in Boots: Ah ha! You won't suffer for a new life in the afterlife after the end of the journey.
*Kitty: Give up Puss. I may work with the bandits now and finish what they have started in the wild.
*Donkey: The heck was that?
*Fiona: There's a black cat fighting Puss.
*Zip: Oh, black cats are known for having bad luck, even on Friday the 13th.
*Crunch: We should help Puss on stopping the theft who steal all of our treasure.
*Aku Aku: I got this. *stop Puss and Kitty from fighting by freezing them in slow-motion* Stop! Enough! You two need to stop fighting.
*Puss in Boots: Aku Aku, I can't move my legs.
*Kitty: What are you thinking.
*Shrek: Aku Aku, just release them.
*Aku Aku: Alright. *unfroze Puss and Kitty*
*Puss in Boots: Kitty, I can explain.
*Kitty: No need to explain. I heard you're working with someone else.
*Puss in Boots: I'm sorry for the fight. Kitty, meet Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and the bandicoots.
*Crash: *wave* Ha ha.
*Coco: Are you some sort of sister figure to Puss?
*Kitty: The name Kitty Softpaws. I used to work with Puss for years, especially on finding the beans and travelling through the Black Forest.
*Shrek: Ah great. Another cat on my team. At least, she won't give me a scratch on my back.
*Kitty: You must be a ogre.
*Shrek: Yeah. That's what everyone call me.
*Donkey: My best friend right here.
*Shrek: Donkey.
*Donkey: Excuse me.
*Puss in Boots: Kitty, I should have warn you about a group of clan people called the Kung Klan Korce. They are going after the magic and planning to use it to destroy the world.
*Kitty: It smell like a bunch of outlaws that are trying to destroy the magic and use their magic to wipe out every part of the world that reside within the world.
*Zip: We should mark our way into the Leprechaun Village! My people are waiting for me back there.
*Puss in Boots: Really Zip?
*Kitty: Is that a dwarf?
*Puss in Boots: It's a leprechaun. They are known for bringing out good luck to the world.
*Zip: Once we get there, we will cherish for joy.
*Shrek: We would have the time to celebrate after this journey is over.
*Zip: We better head out to the village by now.
*Kitty: It's going to be a long quest.
*Puss in Boots: Long as reaching to the castle in the sky.
*Aku Aku: We're almost there to the Leprechaun Village.
*Zip: Right at ya you guys. Make way to the village.
(As Kitty join Shrek and Crash's gang, they collect their treasure as they walk out of the oasis and travel through the world. They pass by hills, hays, bridges, big rocks, rivers, mountains and made their way into the forest by the time the sun is up. Once as arrive at the forest, they walk through a village full of shamrocks hanging all over the place)
*Shrek: What is with all the shamrocks?
*Donkey: It's like the whole place is growing with shamrocks.
*Kitty: Doesn't look like a shamrock fever to me.
*Crash: *take out the shamrocks* Uh?
*Tawna: What does it look like to you Crash?
*Zip: This place look familiar.
*Fiona: We never been here. It doesn't have a feeling or a touch to the forest.
*Puss in Boots: A mystery is left behind the woods. Like the golden beans.
*Zip: You mean a mystery that is hidden in the woods? Oh, there have always been a mystery hidden in secrets. *whistle*
*Donkey: What are you doing?
*Zip: This is the whistle of a leprechaun call.
*Coco: A leprechaun call?
*Zip: Over here my friends! I am here! *see his friends pop out of the bushes and tree*
*Kip: The man has returned.
*Pop: Welcome back Zip.
*Crazy Larry: Yo, Zip! You back with some booze?
*Zip: No. I found some treasure during my warp out. We may have lost some parts of the village, but we are alive, born and steady from the invasion of the clan.
*Shrek: They're all leprechauns?!
*Puss in Boots: Wow.
*Kitty: Unbelievable.
*Coco: Are they call brothers and sisters?
*Zip: We're a family. Everyone. Meet the ogres, cats, bandicoots, donkey and mask!
*Shrek: The name's Shrek.
*Crash: Ha.
*Aku Aku: I'm Aku Aku. This is Crash Bandicoot.
*Puss in Boots: Puss in Boots.
*Kitty: And Kitty Softpaws.
*Pop: You must be lucky enough for a pot of gold.
*Kip: Top of the morning to ya.
*Kitty: A morning flies right out of the sun.
*Crunch: We made it to the Leprechaun Village the whole time.
*Tawna: Our last stop.
*Zip: Ta da, da da, daaaaaaaaa! Our last treasure is the source of magic we store into our vault! Luckily, the clan didn't find the whole magic in the vault. In other words, we're going to celebrate!
*Shrek: A celebration call for a new party!
*Pop: In other words, it's St. Patrick's Day.
*Shrek: St. Patrick's Day? More like St. Ogre's Day, to be honest.
*Kip: It all started by Saint Patrick who give us all the good luck to the leprechauns and give the goods to every villager in town.
*Fiona: If Saint Patrick was here by now, he would give us free shamrocks to enjoy our day.
*Crunch: Good luck people, not bad luck!
*Crazy Larry: Oh, we would never bring bad luck to all the worlds on the planet. Let alone have everyone get a day without complaining.
*Zip: Alright people! You know the drill. Let's go celebrate in joy!
*Everyone: *celebrate*
*Aku Aku: Ah yeah. It's party time.
(Shrek, Crash and the gang with the leprechauns celebrate at the Leprechaun Village as they dance by doing the jig and drink a bunch of cream soda at the table. A bunch of leprechauns play with the shamrocks by throwing balls out of shamrocks and raking leaves by planting shamrocks to grow some shamrocks. Shrek and the gang eat a bunch of Irish food at the food court as Crash slurp all the noodles on his plate as Puss and Kitty slice a cake for everyone to eat for dessert. Everyone hold hands together as they dance along to celebrate with magic spreading all over the place with rainbows popping out of the gold and hold their drinks up with rainbow sparkles spreading all over the drinks with everyone drinking their booze as they burp all together with magic. After the party, the gang sit down and watch the leprechauns celebrating by marching in a circle over a big gold stand.)
*Shrek: I've never been so much better since I've been married.
*Fiona: The whole place finally got some jig to dance with.
*Crunch: I'll be jigging with the leprechauns all night long.
*Coco: We been eating so much Irish food for a while.
*Crash: *eat some green bread rolls*
*Aku Aku: It's a whole new world to make.
*Tawna: We'll be lucky to protect the village more than Far Far Away and the swamp.
*Shrek: Hey.
*Donkey: There's gotta be something with the leprechauns.
*Puss in Boots: A lucky day make a lucky number.
*Kitty: I thought one is the lucky number.
*Puss in Boots: Two.
*Kitty: Okay. Now you're saying two is the lucky one. Don't you remember the teamwork we made in our past adventures?
*Puss in Boots: There's always teamwork in all of our adventures.
*Zip: I'm back! Today is going to be a lucky night for all of us.
*Shrek: You're back so soon?
*Zip: I just wanted to give you all a heads up and say hello. We are very close on stopping the clan to save the world.
*Fiona: We will soon save the world as planned.
*Zip: A new adventure will never start until the old adventure come to an end. You're on top on the charts!
*Shrek: I'm always in the chart and not on the menu.
*Coco: I'm going to grab myself some Irish juice.
*Shrek: So Zip. You got any tricks to play out in front of your people?
*Zip: I got no more tricks for now. But I have some conference to make.
*Fiona: Like what?
*Zip: A riddle. You go up into the hill and roll over a river to make a splash.
*Shrek: That's not what a riddle is suppose to act like.
*Zip: That is a riddle. One of my easy riddles. You two should dress up in style in the changing room.
*Fiona: You got a changing room for us to wear?
*Zip: I may put on a little private fashion show for you two. Come with me.
*Shrek: I know what the leprechaun want from us.
*Fiona: We'll see about that.
(Shrek, Fiona and Zip enter to the door of the changing room where they see a whole closet full of clothes)
*Zip: Ta da! The door to the changing room. My friends call it the dressing room.
*Shrek: A dressing room? Sound like a gift shop would do some such of clothes changing fashion way.
*Fiona: What's on the inside.
*Zip: You'll see. Wait for it. *open the door to the changing room* Ta da!
*Shrek: Whoa.
*Fiona: That's a lot of clothes.
*Zip: A whole bunch of goodies to try out. Wear a bow-tie, wear a suit, and be anything. Cha-ching!
*Shrek: I feel like being some sort of Mr. Sexy Man right now.
*Fiona: Really Shrek?
*Shrek: It's a expression a sexy man makes in front of a lady.
*Zip: *laugh* I know you be making all of that type of expression there, swamp ogre.
*Shrek: I'm going to have a good ride with it, if you don't mind.
*Zip: Go ahead and dress up. *laugh* I love ya with your attitude.
*Shrek: Things are going to go a little dressy.
*Fiona: Feel free to wear whatever you want. I'll go with the classics.
*Zip: Let's the dressing begin.
(The background song "Mr. Sexy Man" by Nellie Travis plays as Shrek wear out one of the outfits to impress Fiona and Zip. Shrek wear a classic suit with a top hat to woo Fiona as well dressing up as a knight to make Zip laugh. Shrek dress up as a leprechaun to impress Shrek as Fiona dress up as a fairy to zap sparkles on Shrek as Shrek wear a dragon armor suit with wings attached to the back. Shrek dress up in a Zorro-like suit as he wear a superhero suit, pretending to shoot lasers. Shrek also wear a farmer suit by raking sparkles on the floor as Shrek wear a viking suit by holding up a big axe with Fiona and Zip wearing the same clothes as Shrek, chanting with the axes with a big raise in the air.)
*Shrek: Vikings for life!
*Fiona: You may pass by the gate!
*Zip: You guys are sharp!
*Shrek: Best fashion show ever.
*Zip: I love you guys so much.
*Fiona: We all do and always will.
*Shrek: The best of the best. *laugh with his friends*
(The background song end as Shrek, Fiona and Zip catch up with the others at night as the gang tell their stories by the campfire with the other leprechauns)
*Coco: Never expect to go with the flow.
*Crunch: I'm talking business! Wee-haw!
*Tawna: The hype never stop to increase us.
*Shrek: Heyo. We're back.
*Coco: How did the little fashion show did for you?
*Shrek: It was quite good and outstanding.
*Fiona: We are overwhelmed by the looks the leprechaun have in his closet.
*Zip: Lots and lots of clothes we designed for the people. I rock with the chores.
*Shrek: You got a reason to make, Zip.
*Zip: Exactly. Now I want to tell some campfire stories before we set off to bed.
*Shrek: Okay. There was once a cow who jumped over the Moon and found a farm where the cows are storming through the hay and lay some babies at the chickens' nest.
*Donkey: Whoa. Now that's kinda sharp!
*Puss in Boots: There was a woman who lived in a shoe and met a neighbor whose house is a boot.
*Kitty: The whole world is so magical. There's floating islands and singing forests everywhere.
*Crash: *lick a Wumpa Fruit*
*Pop: I slept on a rainbow bed once in my life.
*Kip: Two years ago, I found some candy barf from a unicorn that make my muscles go.
*Crazy Larry: There once was a motley crew, who asked if I would let them through. I'll open the gate for you and your mates if you will bring me... fairies.
*Zip: We all got the fairies at the end and let the motley crew in with the guests.
*Aku Aku: Guests always have a reason to impress and entertain like customers.
*Shrek: Well, It's been a fun day for us. Another adventure to stop and catch a break by a rest.
*Zip: This was the last place we stopped. You made it to the end where we could celebrate with joy and peace.
*Shrek: I heard that Zip. I just wanted to get some sleep.
*Zip: Okay. My feet is getting tired. Goodnight! Hope we storm through the shamrocks tomorrow morning.
*Pop: Oi! Let's rest on our backs! *flop with the leprechauns and sleep*
*Shrek: They're sleeping already?
*Fiona: We're better off sleeping.
*Crash: *yawn and sleep*
*Coco: Nothing to see here. Have a good night.
*Crunch: Goodnight everyone.
*Shrek: Sweet dreams. Don't let the rats bite. *sleep with everyone*
(While everyone is sleeping Puss and Kitty have a moment while the campfire is on)
*Puss in Boots: Kitty, can you see why the campfire is on?
*Kitty: We haven't even throw the water to burn the fire out yet.
*Puss in Boots: I saved one last night on the day you come back. But now that you're here, we're going to have a moment.
*Kitty: Sweet. I would love to show me one of your latest moves.
*Puss in Boots: If you do, we'll be dancing right now.
*Kitty: Sweet. Show your moves, baby.
*Puss in Boots: You see me dancing. *dance*
*Kitty: Oh, you will. *dance with Puss*
*Puss in Boots: *swing around Kitty* You be swinging like a lollipop my dear.
*Kitty: Are you really my dear? *take Puss' boots off*
*Puss in Boots: You are still a bad kitty.
*Kitty: Try getting them while you need them. *dance with Puss from loop to loop*
*Puss in Boots: *clap* You must have land on your feet for all of your conquests.
*Kitty: *clap* Oh yeah? What about rowing a boat on our first date?
*Puss in Boots: You almost got me catfished! *hold Kitty high and grab the boots*
*Kitty: *flip Puss up*
*Puss: *jump up high and land on his feet* Ta da!
*Kitty: You are one handsome dancer of a kitten.
*Puss in Boots: I am a grown cat. That's the last dance we can get from coming out of hiatus.
*Kitty: You may have earn some fans, but wait for the day when you earn some dignity by your peers.
*Puss in Boots: We may be off to bed for now. A cat is getting tired by his paws.
*Kitty: Mind as well get rid of the fire?
*Puss in Boots: Eh. If you can.
*Kitty: *hold a water bucket to drop water on the campfire* Perfect. No more light in the night.
*Puss in Boots: Sweet dreams my sweetheart.
*Kitty: You're calling me a sweetheart? You are so jealous.
*Puss in Boots: Never been that jealous and aggressive ever since you came back.
*Kitty: You don't have to wait for me to come back, you know.
*Puss in Boots: I wouldn't date on another cat if I were you.
*Kitty: My eyes are watching you Puss. I dare to remember the moment when you hit me with the guitar.
*Puss in Boots: That was embarrassing. Now sleep. *sleep*
*Kitty: Goodnight, pussycat. *sleep*
(The background song "The Remedy (I Won't Worry)" by Jason Mraz plays as the Sun is up with Shrek waking up in the morning with all of his friends and the leprechauns. The gang sit together at the table to eat some pancakes with green frosting on top as well eating some sausage patties. Shrek and Crash throw some rocks at the lake as well Puss and Kitty doing the same. The gang celebrate by throwing four-leaf clovers in the air as well shaking the tree to catch magic with Donkey attempting to fly as he fall into the hay with the cows. A bunch of leprechauns eat a lot of Wumpa fruits as send by the bandicoots' boxes with Shrek doing some weights as Tawna shoot some arrows in the target. The gang raise their hands up for a spark of magic dust in the rainbow as the gang hold out a bunch of balloons to cherish the day by eating lots of noodles and meatballs with Aku Aku shooting to make fireworks as the fireworks pop in the sky with everyone cheering for a little firework show at the Leprechaun Village.)
*Shrek: This is the part where we celebrate!
*Zip: Har har har!
*Aku Aku: A little time for some firework magic. *laser in the sky to create booms* Much better.
(The background song end as we head back to the Kung Klan Korce's hideout with the army of Cortex training as Cortex and Rumpelstiltskin are walk to inform Khan on their next plan to invade the Leprechaun Village)
*Cortex: *draw on the board with his plan to take over the Leprechaun Village* Mr. Khan. We have informed our next plan is taking place in the leprechaun's hideout.
*Khan: I thought I already invaded the leprechauns' hideout. I would have invaded Far Far Away as our next place to take over.
*Rumpelstiltskin: Our boss Uka Uka would like to have a word with you, sir.
*Uka Uka: The ogre and bandicoot have been found!
*Khan: What? Really? Oh my. I never expect them to come back and give us a shot.
*Uka Uka: They're at the leprechaun's hideout, the village! They're partying with all the leprechauns and they got the magic stuff with them.
*Khan: I knew it. *hold his sword* That's where our next attack is gonna be. With the ogre and bandicoot teaming up. We're going to burn everything the leprechauns' own and capture the ogre and bandicoot for revenge.
*Bang: This sound like revenge to me.
*Rust: Blood will be spread in the air.
*Dust: Today, we strike to the village!
*Cortex: Make your way to the leprechaun's hideout and bring us the ogre and bandicoot!
*Rumpelstiltskin: We are still counting on you guys and do not let us all down again like last time!
*Khan: We will. Time to strike our way to get rid of the annoying leprechauns. Let's go! *he and his group march into the Leprechaun Village*
*Cortex: It's almost time for the main event.
*Rumpelstiltskin: We would like to do something with the ogre and bandicoot. How about some torture when they come here?
*Cortex: Sound like a good idea, Rumpel.
*Uka Uka: They're gonna lose their risk of being saved by the magic and guess what? There will be no more magic inside them. *evil laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED TO THE LAST PART OF THE STORY
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