Cheeto John

Cheeto John is a rare breed of giraffe that is totally not a rip-off of John. (However it is inspired). It is owned by Teal Horizon Entertainment don't kill me crazysponge please
==Appearance==
He's a giraffe that is made of cheeto. He also smells and feels like cheeto. He probably tastes like cheeto but let's not find out.
==Personality==
He is a very kind giraffe. However he gets very sad if you insult him and if he is sad everyone is sad so don't make him sad
==Favorite Food==
cheetos
==Hobbies==
* do giraffe things
* eat cheetos
* watch television
* i don't know
==Friends==
* no not this buffoon
* everyone else
==Merchandise==
Through SBFW Merchandise Center Inc.
Cheetojohnplush.png|$0.01
Cheetojohnplush2.png|$1.00
Cheetojohnsnacks.png|Cheeto John Cheetos. $5.99 (Through Box Foods LLC)
==Assassination attempt==
On June 29, 2022, at approximately 12:37 AM, a mysterious person snuck into Teal Horizon Entertainment's headquarters. The intruder was armed with a firearm, entered Cheeto John's enclosure, and fired two volleys at him (none of them hitting, fortunately) before security detained him. They identified the intruder as none other than , who claims he was hired by The Box Productions Inc. Giraffe to assassinate Cheeto John. CrazySponge wasn't detained, due to being the funny Hoopla man, but Cheeto John's security was highered to the point that at any given moment, there'll be at least five security guards protecting him.
Category:Animals
Category:The Teal Horizon Company
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Category:Giraffes
Category:Totally isnt a rip-off
Category:Parodies
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