メンヘラじゃないもん！ (Menhera Janai Mon!)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Miku	Una	Both
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
誰にも愛されてない 	dare ni mo aisaretenai 	Nobody loves me
自分が好きじゃないけれども 	jibun ga suki janai keredo mo 	I don’t even like myself
私メンヘラじゃないもん 	watashi menhera janai mon 	But it’s not like I’m mentally ill
 	 	
全然やる気が出てこない 	zenzen yaruki ga dete konai 	I don’t feel like doing anything
もうすでに帰りたい 	mou sude ni kaeritai 	I wanna go home already
オフトゥンが離してくれない 	ofutun ga hanashite kurenai 	My bed won’t let me leave
毎日がEveryDay☆ 	mainichi ga Everyday☆ 	It’s the same old every day☆
 	 	
あーもう無理生きているだけで 	aa mou muri ikite iru dake de 	God, I can’t do this anymore! I wish life would update
ログインボーナスが出るようにアプデしてほしい 	roguin boonasu ga deru you ni apude shite hoshii 	so I could get login bonuses just for existing
人生マジ難しすぎじゃんか？　オラオラ×∞ 	jinsei maji muzukashi sugi jan ka? oraora ×∞ 	Ain’t life too damn hard already? ORA ORA ORA ORA
神様もう怠けたりはしません 	kamisama mou namaketari wa shimasen 	Dear God, I swear I won’t be lazy anymore
だから不労所得で非課税の5000兆円か 	dakara furoushotoku de hikazei no gosenchouen ka 	So please just give me 5,000,000,000,000,000 yen for free without tax
イケメンで石油王な婚約者をください 	ikemen de sekiyuou na fianse o kudasai 	Or at least a hottie oil prince for a fiancé
 	 	
すぐに落ち込んで 	sugu ni ochikonde 	I get depressed easily
泣いちゃうことだって 	naichau koto datte 	All this crying that I do,
赤ちゃんじゃ仕方ないね 	akachan ja shikatanai ne 	I’m a baby, so that’s just how it is
 	 	
私メンヘラじゃないもん 	watashi menhera janai mon 	It’s not like I’m mentally ill
ぴえんなんて言わないもん 	pien nante iwanai mon 	I don’t even say stuff like “*sniff*”
有り余ってヘラる感情なんて 	ariamatte heraru kanjou nante 	Even when I’m feeling extremely depressed
萎えるし映えない　もういらない 	naerushi haenai mou iranai 	It doesn’t last forever and it’s not even Instagrammable, so what’s the point of having these feelings
 	 	
私メンヘラじゃないもん 	watashi menhera janai mon 	It’s not like I’m mentally ill
地雷だって少ないもん 	jirai datte sukunai mon 	Not to mention I don’t get triggered easily
グズりだしてウザい　あー嫌い 	guzuri dashite uzai aa kirai 	It’s so annoying when I complain all the time, I hate it
うるさい　待てない　もう知らない 	urusai matenai mou shiranai 	Shut up! I can’t stand this any longer! Ugh, whatever!
 	 	
明日の予定だったりさ 	ashita no yoteidattari sa 	Plans for tomorrow and stuff,
今月の生活費だとか 	kongetsu no seikatsuhi da toka 	Bills for this month or whatever,
気にしすぎてマジ病む 	ki ni shi sugite maji yamu 	I get depressed cuz I stress too much over them
 	 	
誰にも愛されてない 	dare ni mo aisaretenai 	Nobody loves me
自分が好きじゃないけれども 	jibun ga suki janai keredo mo 	I don’t even like myself
私メンヘラじゃないもん 	watashi menhera janai mon 	But it’s not like I’m mentally ill
 	 	
時々ガス代払えない 	tokidoki gasu dai haraenai 	Sometimes I don’t pay my gas bill
アイフォンがバキバキ 	aifon ga bakibaki 	My iPhone screen is shattered
回しても推しが出てこない 	mawashite mo oshi ga detekonai 	I roll a whole bunch in gacha but never get my favorite character
毎日がEveryDay♡ 	mainichi ga Everyday♡ 	It’s the same old every day♡
 	 	
あー「あーしろこーしろあーだこーだ」って 	aa "aa shiro koo shiro aa da koo da" tte 	People who say “do this, do that”
余計なアドバイス 	yokei na adobaisu 	and give me all this unnecessary advice
タコライス？イカライス？ 	takoraisu? ikaraisu? 	Octopus rice? Squid rice?
マジムカつくアイツ　無駄×∞ 	maji mukatsuku aitsu muda×∞ 	They seriously piss me off! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
 	 	
天性の惰性が個性だし修正する理性は劣勢 	tensei no dasei ga koseidashi shuusei suru risei wa ressei	Our innate habits make us unique, and even when we wanna change it never works
なんだか凄そう建武の新政(!?) 	nandaka sugosou kenmu no shinsei (!?) 	So it’s pretty impressive how the Kenmu Restoration happened(!?)
素直になれないこのご時世 	sunao ni narenai kono gojisei 	This generation will never learn to be honest
 	 	
たまに嫌になって 	tama ni iya ni natte 	Sometimes I just get fed up with it all
逃げ出すことだって 	nigedasu koto datte 	And I run away from my problems
ポンコツじゃ無理もないね 	ponkotsu ja muri mo nai ne 	It’s all understandable since I’m messed up, right?
 	 	
私メンヘラじゃないもん 	watashi menhera janai mon 	It’s not like I’m mentally ill
涙なんか見せないもん 	namida nanka misenai mon 	No one’s ever even seen me cry
世知辛いからほら 	sechigarai kara hora 	It’s a tough world
ダラダラとゆるく 	daradara to yuruku 	So I lazily just go with the flow
毎日を生きてるだけ 	mainichi o ikiteru dake 	And just try to get through life day by day
 	 	
私メンヘラじゃないもん 	watashi menhera janai mon 	It’s not like I’m mentally ill
ぱおんなんて言わないもん 	paon nante iwanai mon 	I don’t even say stuff like “literally crying rn”
有り余ってヘラる感情なんて 	ariamatte heraru kanjou nante 	Even when I’m feeling extremely depressed
萎えるし映えない　もういらない 	naerushi haenai mou iranai 	It doesn’t last forever and it’s not even Instagrammable, so what’s the point of having these feelings
 	 	
私メンヘラじゃないもん 	watashi menhera janai mon 	It’s not like I’m mentally ill
裏アカだって少ないもん 	ura aka datte sukunai mon 	I don’t even have that many private Twitter accounts
グズりだしてウザい　あー嫌い 	guzuri dashite uzai aa kirai 	It’s so annoying when I complain all the time, I hate it
うるさい　待てない　もう知らない 	urusai matenai mou shiranai 	Shut up! I can’t stand this any longer! Ugh, whatever!
 	 	
好きぴの好きぴだったりさ 	sukipi no sukipi dattari sa 	Worrying about whether I’m my bae’s bae
友達いない悩みには 	tomodachi inai nayami ni wa 	or about the fact that I don’t have friends is cancelled
ストロングしか勝たん 	sutorongu shika katan 	Cuz Strong Zero outsold
 	 	
誰にも愛されてない 	dare ni mo aisaretenai 	Nobody loves me
自分が好きじゃないけれども 	jibun ga suki janai keredo mo 	I don’t even like myself
私メンヘラじゃないもん 	watashi menhera janai mon 	But it’s not like I’m mentally ill
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album(s):
*Una-Chance!2 feat. Otomachi Una
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*piapro - Off vocal
*Pixiv - Illustrations
===Unofficial===
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*Wayback Machine - Translation source
Category:Japanese songs
Category:VOCALOID original songs
Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku (VOCALOID)
Category:Songs featuring Otomachi Una (VOCALOID)
Category:Duet songs
Category:Isana songs list