Blah (game)

Blah is a game with complicated rules.
==Rules==
You are either the blue team, the red team, the green team or the yellow team. You have 20 pieces on your side, and there's a tower in the middle. And the rest of the rules are SO HARD TO EXPLAIN THAT I CAN'T EXPLAIN THEM! WHAT THE HECK IS A "POWER BOOST"! THERE'S NO POWER IN THIS GAME!
==When People Play It==
Chromebolt - Wait. What?
Mexican Strong Bad - HOLY CROP!
Pillow Pets - IT'S A PILLOW. IT'S A PET. BUT THESE RULES ARE TOO COMPLICATED.
Shy Guy - What the crap is going on here?
Some guy - What?
Strong Bad - If this was a person, this person would be the stupidest guy in the world.
Some other guy - What's a "Special Tile"? And what is this when it says "Go up three steps minus 4, and use the Power Boost to go up 19 steps, then 10 steps down." It's impossible to climb the tower!
That Freaking Duck - Rawr! RAWR!!! *eats everyone above*
Some other other guy - Umm, Power Boost?
Some other other other guy - What are coins? You can't get any coins. Wait, it says on page 1924, coins are in your imagination. Perfect.
Batman - Umm... If somebody understands this, I would go find that person and take my mask off.