Cyclops

The Cyclops games weren't that great, back then. I'm saying this because Cyclops did indeed play games back then. What else did they do? Oh, I don't know, maybe spent the next few hours hitting a bunny on the head or getting hit on their own head. Well, the cyclops games were big, and this here Cyclops, who even has the belt to prove it, wanted to play with his friends.
"Well, just as long as you don't hit somebody on the head," said one of his friends. "Please don't, Cyclops, FANDOM's right," said another. "I won't hit you on the head," the Cyclops said. He grabbed his club, swung it down, Missed the rock, and accidentally kicked the rock backwards into a geyser. His club hit one of his friends in the nose. "You idiot," he said. "Now go get the rock back." So the Cyclops walked over to the geyser. He wondered why the rock kept getting bigger as it got closer to his face. Then it hit him.
He lost twelve to sixteen.
As he and his friends (who were awfully hurt with club stain marks on their heads) were walking home, the Cyclops said, "Man, I'm sad I didn't win. I could have won a great game, but no, I just didn't." He grunted. "Hey, you were responsible for our head injuries," his friends told him. "You should feel sorry for us, you know." And with that, they picked up the club and hit him in the stomach with it.
And getting hit in the stomach feels a heck of a lot more painful than a hit in the head.
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Category:Series 9 Minifigures