Alan Garner

Alan Garner is a rapper in Brick Tamland vs Alan Garner. He is one of the three main protagonists in The Hangover Trilogy. Played by Ciarán McGinn, he raps against Brick Tamland .
==About==
Alan is considered by other people to be a child at heart, dimwitted, insane, helpless, or somewhat psychotic. Although he is very immature, he never swears (except on two occassions - once he said "fuck" and another time he said "niggas"). Alan takes ADHD medication because he is extremely hyperactive. He also still lives at home with his parents as he has his dad pay his rent and his mother calls him "Sweetie". Alan is still obsessed about the weekend in Vegas, as he has all the evidence (which he was meant to delete it) on his bedroom wall. Alan also is sometimes very dimwitted and copies Phil, whom he idolises. Alan can also play BlackJack really well and he learned from reading a book on it, as it seems he can't lose. Also, while drunk, he usually keeps falling asleep. Despite (or perharps due) to his childish and laid-back behavior, is the most spiritualy developed character in the series, evident when he successfully remembers most of The Wolfpack's adventure in Thailand during a meditation session in a Buddhist monastery. Alan is a fan of the Jonas Brothers. In the third film, Alan is going through a crisis after the death of his father, Sid and the Wolfpack is all he has and he had stopped taking his medication for 6 months. In the third film, Alan gets married to Cassie, a pawn shop worker he met in Vegas while looking for Chow.
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1 ===
I'm comin' at you with awesome raps
Will kick you in the nut sack
You might be loyal and stupid
But you'll never make the wolf pack
It doesn't take no hang over
Just to forget that you're worthless
My beard is already beating you
You cannot even touch this
You're the worst best friend
That anyone could have
Channel 4 news team
Sounds like a weather report gone bad
Calling you mentally retarded just insults the word retarded
You smell that, HA, that's the burn I just farted
===Verse 2 ===
Oh please you're just nothing
Your parents named you Brick
I guess that makes some sense
'Cause you clearly made them sick
I owned a monkey and a baby
I even met a lady
How can you do the weather
When the green screen drives you crazy
I'll kidnap you like black doug
And take you to Lesley Chow
You shouldn't be reporting the weather
'Cause you clearly don't know how
I'll put on my awesome satchel and finish you swiftly
Then throw a trident to your heart
Boy…..that escalated quickly