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==Sony Pictures Animation (April 5, 2017)==
===Open Season (2006)===
Since Sony wants ALL of your money and is going broke, they made 12 sequels, 10 of them only available in adult video stores or pirated via The Pirate Bay. For even extra money, Sony made another series on Nick Jr that ran for 15 minutes on January 10, 2007 and had two viewers who were actually black and alive at the time of viewing, making it Nick Jr's longest-running and most successful show ever since the three-year juggernaut during the mid-nineties, when a, uh, 'budding' pre-teen Britney Spears on the Sony Club made you seriously consider fucking underage teenage jailbait girls. Luckily, over time, this problem has repaired itself. According to Nielsen, it also caused Martin Lawerence’s head to violently squirt horrible purple fuild out of one of his tubes.
===Surfs Up (2007)===
This movie wasn't made by Sony but by some penguin activists. The were protesting against Easter Island, who had a big penguin fur industry in the 90's. Sony saw the movie, and bought it for 10 dollars. When it became a hit, the penguin activists demanded their movie back. Too bad nobody actually believed it was their movie.
===Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)===
A bunch of food get stepped on by little children. And that's pretty much it, aside from the food jokes by Isabella Rosalini, who wrote, directed, produced, and stared in this movie. It's was supposed to be the fourth film of the obscene movie Stuart Little.
===Hotel Transylvania (2012)===
A poor man named Dracula (real name Dracunigger) adopted Mavis to have as a sex daughter. Notorious for the famous orgy scene, in which every male shoots their load while Johnny videotapes it. The film flopped at the box office, and was destroyed in a fire. The only surviving copy has the sex scenes cut out, which makes it an unfinished film.
===Sequels===
# Open Season 2
# Open Season 3
# Open Season 4: Scared Silly
# Open Season 5: Boog and Fugs Funny
# Open Season 6: Boog and Faffy Fuck
# Open Season 7: Boog and Tom the Cat
# Open Season 8: Boog and Jerry the Mouse
# Open Season 9: Boog and Adolf Hittler
# Open Season 10: Boog and Micheal Jackson
# Open Season 11: Boog and Obama Bin Laden
# Open Season 12: Boog and E.T.
# Surfs Up 2: WaveMania
# Surfs Up 3: 303 Penguins
# Surfs Up 4: 666 Penguins
# Surfs Up 5: 1000 Penguins
# Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
# Hotel Transylvania 2
# Hotel Transylvania 3
# Hotel Transylvania 4: Mavis Wrestling
# Hotel Transylvania 5: Starring Johnny
# Hotel Transylvania 6: Mavis Thinks Her Hair is Her Dick
# Hotel Transylvania 7: Mavis Says Boo
# Hotel Transylvania 8: Battle of the Mavises
# Hotel Transylvania 9: Mavis’ Omen