Alf

Alf is the Radioactive Uber Clan's Spy. They claim he is one of the best spies in the world, able to "disguise himself" with "Near perfect accuracy" and able to "change his voice in any way". Reality has proven this to not be the case. His poor spying ability, combined with the RUC's stupidity, would also ultimately lead to his demise.
==History==
Alf became a notorious figure in [region] of The Republic for his tendency to break into peoples' homes to kidnap and eat their housecats. Authorities often state that they're going to capture him, but have made little to no effort to actually do so. He met Albert and, noticing Felix and Garfield around, joined the klan in hopes of getting close enough to eat the two cats.
==Spying==
For the shortened version, Alf sucks as a spy.
He can change his voice... to a slightly higher pitch of his actual voice. Also even though the RUC says he constantly trains to be a better spy, it's been shown that he simply doesn't care since his disguises look worse than a cardboard Gundam. They're nothing more than paper masks featuring a badly drawn picture of whoever he's supposed to be impersonating. The RUC however, is stupid enough to actually believe his disguises.
His most critical failure came during the Peninsula War, as will be described below (if I can be assed to write it at the moment)
==Peninsula War==
====During====
During the war, when the Resistance was finally in Popeye's territory, Alf volunteered to attempt to spy on them, disguising himself as Steve. With some other spies terrible excuses of disguises which somehow tricked the RUC in there briefly, he would attempt to go all around the Peninsula to attempt a false flag operation.
Alfs allies ended up getting killed by their own soldiers due to Alf calling the soldiers onto them. He would later attempt to go into the Resistance base, pretending to be Steve. He was immediately recognized with some resistance members casually saying hello to him. There's even reports Steve himself was watching the whole ordeal. This forced Alf to walk out in failure.
====Death====
When Alf was coming to deliver his news of failure to Popeye, he still had the poorly drawn Steve mask on. This made Popeye and various soldiers believe this was really him, shooting him on sight. They put so much bullets into Alfs body that he was unrecognizable, almost akin to paste.
====Aftermath====
Due to Popeye believing he killed Steve, he decided to throw a huge party, letting Popeye Appreciation Week happen in honor of "Steves defeat". This befuddled the Resistance forces but thought it'd be a way to attempt to assassinate Popeye.
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