Are you still there?

after being inactive for some time you get the message:
 Are you still there?
If you click no, you will get a response":
*Don't lie to me.
*Hmm...
*I'm finally alone!
*I'm going to assume you meant "Yes"
*No need for sarcasm...
*Oh, a wise guy, eh?
*Ok, just checking.
*Something tells me you're lying...
*Yes you are!
*You're mocking me, aren't you.