High Tides

High Tides is a episode of Hoopla!!! where Hoopla becomes a meme.
== Script: ==
 The Pizzeria
(The trio come into the pizzeria)
Hoopla:Ah! the pizzeria!
(Slips on mop and farts)
Everyone:LOL!
(Big Fat Guy sends the video of him falling over on High Tides)
Sally:Are you okay?
Hoopla:Yes................................
Girl:Hey! your video has received 1,000,000 views! your internet famous!
Everyone:(Points at Hoopla and laughs) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Hoopla runs away)
Sally:Hoopla! (Runs after him)
Derpy:Wow! my friends internet famous! I wish I was!
Mail Man Guy:(Crashes in)You should try to become a meme!
Derpy:Yea-Reka!
(Derpy slips on mop and farts)
Everyone:Meh.................
Derpy:Uh.....
 Therapy Place:
Joe:(Exits building)Am free of my weirdness! now am finally someone! (Slips on banana peel) uh...........
(Cuts to inside)
Hoopla:(Sighs) am here to see.....
Receptionist:LOL! is farty slippery guy!
Random Dude:Where! LOL!
Hoopla:Dr.Nicole.....
(Enters Dr.Nicole's office)
Dr.Nicole:(On phone)LOL! this meme is funny! (Looks at Hoopla)LOL! what do you want farty man!
Hoopla:Everyone is laughing at me!
Dr.Nicole:Yeah! you even have a page on The History Of Ever Meme Ever! look!
(Shows page)
Hoopla:Yes but I want to know why!
Dr.Nicole:Farts are funny like monkeys! (Shows derp face)
Hoopla:Yes but am a fish like you!
(Dr.Nicole turns on the television)
News Reporter:(On TV)So today the meme knowing as Farty Slippery Guy has become the most loverable meme across the ocean!
Hoopla:Son of a............
 Mount Fishmore:
(Cuts to Derpy about to jump)
Derpy:Okay! if I make this jump on to the manure truck I will be able to be a meme! GO!
(Mailman turns on phone)
(Jumps off mountain)
Derpy:AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Misses manure truck)
Mailman:Dam my finger was on the camera!
Derpy:AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! am still falling!
(Falls into portal)
 The History Of Every Meme Ever HQ:
Hoopla:No More Memes!
(Inside the building)
CEO:(Naked in bed drinking wine watching SpongeBob SquarePants) Ah,naked watching cartoons......
Kyke:Sir! Farty Slippery guy is outside protesting about him not to be a meme.
CEO:Kyle! you ruin everything!
(Presses button revealing a trap door behind Kyle)
CEO:Kyle,do you mind jumping in (Kyle jumps in) thanks.
(Presses another button awakening a nuclear bomb to blow up Hoopla)
Hoopla:Dam you dank memes! (Gets hit and falls into the lake) (sigh) guess the only thing to do now is to drink my sollows away at that bar............
 Bar:
Hoopla:(Go's in) (Sigh) give me 200 beers please.
Dr.Crazy Guy:(Gasp) Your the only person to come in here! thats on the house!
Hoopla:Whoa really! am lucky your the only one to laugh at me!
Dr.Crazy Guy:Meh am too broke to have Wi-Fi...............
Hoopla:Good!
Dr.Crazy Guy:Well if people are bullying you then drink this potion!
Potion:Hello! drink me!
Hoopla:Why?
(Sexy and groovy sun plays)
Dr.Crazy Guy:Your laughed at! your life is full of pain! your feeling suicidal and full of grief! your a meme! 
Back Up Singers:Your a meme!
Dr.Crazy Guy:Your a meme yeah!
Back Up Singers:Your a meme!
Dr.Crazy Guy:But with this potion with DNA,Golden Apple and swag you will feel great! you will feel alive again!
Potion:Plus it talks!
Back Up Singers:Alive Again!
Everyone:O,Ooooo,Oooooooo,Ooooooo
(Hoopla drinks it,Music stops)
Hoopla:I feel great! thanks doc! (Puts on Sunglasses and walks outside)
Dr.Crazy Guy:MHuhuhuhu! (Potion starts laughing) Shut up you!
Potion:Sorry.
 Down Town Rock Bottom:
(Hoopla with sun glasses on is walking down the street)
Little Orphanages Boy:Who are you Mr.?
Hoopla:A swagger.
Little Orphanages Boy:Cool!
Woman:Can we make out?
Hoopla:Maybe later.
Mail Man:You do know your best friend is missing.
Hoopla:Autograph okay.
(Signs unicycle) 
Alfred:Hello stranger!
Hoopla:Swagger.
Sally:There you are I was worried.
Hoopla:How can you be worried by me.
Sally:What have you done?
Hoopla:Nothing.
Sally:Put those shades off (Takes off shades reveling big monster eyes)
Hoopla:No! the shades!
Alfred:Hey! swaggy man is Slippery Farty Man with big eyes!
Hoopla:(Grabs Alfred)Now everyone knows my secret! 
Sally:Sorry...............
Hoopla:Am going to kill you! (Mocks Beauty And the Beast transformation)
Dr.Crazy Guy:Hey look! (Looking through telescope) the meme is transforming! to the jet!
(Mocks Batman 1966)
Dr.Crazy Guy:(In Jet Near Dr.Crazy Guy)MHAHAHAHAHA! my beast come with me to destroy places!
Potion:Yeah!
(Hoopla Monster pushes Jet away)
Dr.Crazy Guy and Potion:Oh Crap!
Hoopla Monster:ROAR!
(Grabs Sally and climbs up sky scarper)
Sally:HELP!
Mail Man:Am coming!
(Shows Mail Man coming up in Retro Donkey Kong style but Hoopla throws barrel at him causing him to fall)
Mail Man:(But to 2D animation)Oh No!
Sally:Do something!
Plankton:Hop into my robot armour!
Mail Man:But it's tiny!
Plankton:Well let me get it on and hop on!
(Plankton in armour and Mail Man fly up to Hoopla)
Mail Man:Eat unicycle! 
(Hits unicycle on Hoopla Monster)
Hoopla Monster:ROAR! (punches Mail Man) 
{Bong}
Sally:Hoopla! if you can see it in your heart to control the monster well please.
Hoopla Monster:Sally?
(Sally smiles)
Mail Man:(In tank)Say cheese!
(Shoots Hoopla Monster down)
Sally:Hoopla!
(Falls on Bar in the hills)
Hoopla:(Turns to normal knocked out) 
Sally:Hoopla?
(Derpy falls out of portal behind her)
Derpy:What I miss?
 Hospital:
Hoopla:(Wakes up in bed)Ow what happen?
Derpy:You hit your head when the mail man shot you in your monster form.
Hoopla:What?
Sally:Yeah............................
Hoopla:Well there's one lesson.No matter if I turn into a monster am still a meme.
Sally:Actually I told Plankton to erase any footage,photographs and website pages plus anything else to do with you being a meme.
Hoopla:Really!
Derpy:Yes plus am a meme!
(Shows High Tides page "What I miss?")
Hoopla:That'll do Derpy that'll do.
{The End For Now}
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