Captain 8

There was never a Captain 8. They skipped from 7 to 9. However, Captain 8 does "exist" as a cryptid. This cryptid is usually described as a genderless all-black number captain with no face that eats people alive. It doesn't exist, of course. If it did, Chuck Norris would have found and roundhouse-kicked it a long time ago.
==Descriptions==
Like any cryptid, Captain 8 has a lot of different, conflicting descriptions. Some people say that Captain 8 is really weak, and that anyone can easily defeat it. Other people say it's more powerful than Chuck Norris (which is total BS, of course).
==Sightings==
A lot of people say they've seen Captain 8. These people are insane. There is no Captain 8. There was never a Captain 8.
There was one once, but it was-
don't even try to reveal what happened to it. 
OKAY!! geez.
Anyway, many of these sightings include: 
*Horrortime Tubby claimed that "Captain Chucacabra" sucked the blood out of one of his sheep. 
*Captain 1 allegedly got attacked by them, but because Captain 1 is a liar, he's obviously lying.
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