Transcripts/July 4th In Hyrule

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the holiday special episode July 4th in Hyrule.
King Harkinian is being filmed by Gwonam, as the Star-Spanged Banner begins to play in the background.
King Harkinian: Mah boi, this nation's what all true warriors defend from the evil forces of evil.
Transition cut
Harkinian: Four score and seven years ago, our fathers pwned a bunch of scrubs-
Gwonam: Harkinian, that's not right and you know it!
Harkinian: Quiet! I'm enjoying my tale. So let me tell my story.
Harkinian gets whacked on the head with a scepter.
Harkinian: HAO!
Gwonam proceeds to take over, switching the background to find the correct one. He ends up going right past it.
Gwonam: Damn it!
Gwonam attempts to change the background again, but an explosion occurs.
Link: Oops! My fault! I was using my magic fireworks.
Ganon *off-screen*: Great job, Link!
Link pauses.
Link: Thanks!
Gwonam rebuilds the castle and teleports. 
Gwonam: Be more careful, Link.
A UFO appears over the castle. It fires a laser beam into it, destroying it.
Gwonam: Harkinian...?
Harkinian: That was the movie I got on Netflix, in 3D. 
He is hit with the scepter... again. 
Harkinian: OAH-!
The episode ends shortly after.
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