Musket & Brisket's

Musket & Brisket's is a store in My Normal Obsession that acts as both an arms dealership and a butcher shop, selling antique and refurbished guns as well as smoked and/or grilled meat to travelers. It has a wooden interior and is owned by two clumsy brothers, obviously named Musket and Brisket. Before the Black-Blooded War ended, the store was owned by their father, Billy "Flintlock" Kruger (who was previously an outlaw, having been caught bribing the government), where it was a well-respected and renowned arms dealership and weapon repair shop, where it went under the name of "Billy and Jean's", named after himself and his then wife, Jean "Buckwheat" Ringelmann. During the 1640's, it had a large reputation and was the third largest distributor of civilian firearms, offering cheap prices for high-quality guns and ammunition that would otherwise be impossible to obtain.
Currently, residents of the neighboring town of Snakeskin (including Billy Kruger himself) state that even though Brisket makes good food, the two are clumsy and often get into heated debates that tend to upset customers. Animus also repeatedly mentions that they have awful hygiene, reporting that they smell like overused socks. Musket also offers a repair service for rifles and other antique guns, however, his services are inferior to those of competing markets (i.e. Lanfer Armaments).
== Inventory ==
Name 	Inquiry Dialogue	Buy/Sell
HAWK-16 	M: "Huh? Oh, that's... the fuck? Brisket, what is this!?"
B: "What!? Don't ask ME what it is! I don't even know if the safety's on!"
M: "Okay... well, it says "HAWK" on the side..."
B: "And it holds 16 bullets... AHAH! I KNOW! We'll call it... the HAWK-16!"
M: "Oh... my... lords... THAT'S AWFUL!"
B: "...Well, whatever! I'm sure it ain't too far off..."	
M1 Garand 	B: "Oh, I know this one! The M1 Garand... these were dad's favorites back in the day...!"
M: "Oh really? Okay then... tell the customer how to load one."
B: "Okay... you rack this thing here, hold it, and put a stripper in there! Once that's done, you just cock it and get ready to shoot."
M: "WHAT!? Strippers belong in clubs, not rifles!"
B: "NO! Not THAT kind of stripper! They call 'em stripper clips!"
M: "*Scoff*... as if YOU'D know anything about guns."
B: "She also gives you a nice ping to let you know she's empty... so how's 800 sound?"	800 Praqra
Trench Shotgun	 	780 Praqra
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