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NCSoft has announced this week a bold new direction in character design that will bring about many new changes to Wildstar that players have been asking for.  Several new player inspired features will be part of these new changes, and the developers are certain that they will increase their customer base by an order of magnitute.First on the list is that Aurin will be available to both factions and all classes.  "Even without doing analyis this one was a given," says professional otaku & part time coder Hideaki Muro.  "Everyone loves cat-girls," he said, "and we really don't think there's enough of them in the game yet.  Or at least I don't.  But don't worry, there will still be choices for those one or two weirdos that don't want to be Aurin" added Muro as he casually tossed another empty pizza box onto the floor."We're ditching the Granok and Mechari" says head marketing agent and someone's favorite daughter Lisa "Kawaii-Waifu" McMacerson.  "The mechari are all, like metal, and stuff, and there's nothing cute about that.  And those Granok, like whoa, if they were any more of a bad racial sterotype we'd have gotten sued big time.  Rocks aren't cute either, right?  So what, like, we need now, I mean, is like, y'know, something that's actually cute, y'know, like, right?  I mean, of course!"  The replacement races will be implemented shortly, according to an inside, anonymous source named Kevin Weisman, who is on the board of directors.  "Our sophisticated customer polling & demographics analysis system is very advanced and has shown us, conclusively, what this game needs next.  And I've just one word for you, just one word: Pandas!"  Weisman then took us over to the computer system where this in-depth market analysis work was being done.  The analyst was busy working and did not have time to talk or explain the system, other than saying "Ding!  My night-elf just hit level 62!""The second new replacement race will be this... thing," said Weisman.
 
"We'll be adding... whatever this is... to the game just as soon as our artwork people over in Department 34 can find a way to sexualize it just enough to make the teenagers like it but not enough to lose our family-friendly, sort of Disney image.  It's a pretty tricky tightrope to walk, from what I hear."No word on a timeline but we are assured that they will be ready to unveil these new features Soon™
 
 
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	Edited October 17, 2015 by DarthBastard	
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			I don't know about you guys but I'd kill to have a Kawaii Potato, either as character, pet or decor.	
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