The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 4 (Coolot1)

This is issue four of Thor's arc in The Avengers.
== Transcript ==
The issue begins with Jessica walking home as she sees a text from Luke Cage saying "Honey, me and the Avengers are going to fight Psycho-Man on Mars so you'll be by yourself for a while...." She sighs and sits down and turns on the TV as it is a bad soap opera.
* Eddie: (in TV) Martha! You cheated on me!
* Martha: (in TV) No! You cheated on me with my twin sister!
* Eddie: (in TV) You have a twin sister?!
* Jessica: Ugh... why am I watching this again?
She walks to the fridge to get ice cream as suddenly the ice cream forms Loki's face.
* Jessica: What the...?
* Loki: (as ice cream) Hello Jessica. No worries I won't be in your ice cream for long.
He forces himself into her mouth as Jessica swallows and then her eyes turn yellow.
* Loki/Jessica: Because I'd be in you. 
It cuts to the Rundown Bar (Thor's team's hideout) as "Jessica" comes in with a smirk on her face.
* "Jessica": Hello fello avengers!
* Thor: Hi Loki! How was living without a body?
* Loki: How did you instantly know it was me in this utterly sexy skin suit?
* Thor: Jessica Jones hardly smiles. Also the yellow eyes.
* Eros: That's actually true. The only time I saw he smile is when she beat me up when I was drunk. And I still don't forgive her for that so...
Eros runs to punch Loki/Jessica as he/she does a matrix style dodge and then runs, finding his helmet and staff inside a glass concealing in the HQ.
* Thor: No!
* Loki/Jessica: I feel naked without my helmet. Thank you for keeping it in storage here.
He/she breaks the glass and places the helmet on. He/She then grabs the staff.
* Loki/Jessica: Adios Avengturds!
He/She disappears.
* Brian: Avengturds? That sounds.... juvenile.
* Rick: I strangely feel offended by that.
* Wanda and Thor: I know exactly who we need to help us.
The next two pieces of dialogue is said at the same time.
* Thor: Wong!
* Wanda: Doctor Strange!
* Carol: You two said different things.
* Thor: YOU WANT DOCTOR STRANGE?!
* Wanda: You want his butler?
* Thor: I have a bad memory with him.
Cuts to a flashback as Thor is struggling to carry Mjonir. It is revealed that Strange is using his magic to hold it down while giggling like a child. Flashback ends.
* Wanda: Okay then.... Dwight Schrute...
* Thor: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! Anyways we are recruiting Wong and that's final. All who oppose, you aren't the leader so your opinion doesn't matter:
* Eros: Isn't a team supposed to work together?
* Thor: Yeah... but the leader makes all of the decisions.
* Brian: That's stupid.
* Thor: They don't call me the 167th smartest man in the world for nothing.
* Carol: 167th?
* Thor: Yes.
It cuts to Wong cleaning the Sanctum as Thor comes.
* Wong: Ah Thor. Need Doctor Strange? He's busy.
* Thor: Nope. I need you!
* Wong: Me?
* Thor: Yes.
* Wong: Why me?
* Thor: Because you are just as powerful as Stephen and nobody admits it!
* Wong: I am!
* Thor: So are you in?
* Wong: What am I doing again?
* Thor: We need you to help us find Jessica Jones and remove Loki from her body. So are you in?
* Wong: I am!
* Thor: Good. Let's go!
They do as Thor uses lightning for an epic leaving scene. Cuts to Strange arriving with groceries.
* Strange: Good to be...
He notices the words Strange Sucks engraved on the Sanctorum.
* Strange: THOR ODINSON! MAY DORMAMMU CURSE YOUR SOUL!
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