Transcripts/Ganon Invents Life

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Ganon Invents Life.
Gwonam *reading*: In the beginning, Ganon created the Heaven and the Earth.
A large black circle appears to represent the nearly dimmed Earth.
Gwonam: And Ganon said...
Ganon *off-screen*:  Let there be light!
The Earth is lit up.
Gwonam: Ganon made man in his image...
Link and Zelda appear as a parody of Adam and Eve.
Gwonam: ... and spoke to his creations.
Ganon: You are my prisoners.
Gwonam stops reading.
Gwonam: Wait, what the hell is this?
The book's cover reads "Holy Bible: King Ganon Version."
???: It's a book.
Gwonam: I know a book if I see one, sister Ipo. 
Gwonam: What book-
Ipo slams the cover of the book that she is translating and throws a Triforce symbol at Gwonam.
Ipo: Read the book!
Gwonam *to Ipo*: You slut!
Gwonam: Anyway... 
He resumes reading. 
Gwonam: Link said to Ganon...
Link: Hey! You can fuck off, you fat fucker!
A record scratch is heard as Ganon turns into dark energy in anger. An earthquake occurs, frightening Zelda. The Earth suddenly explodes. Link screams.
Gwonam: Ganon tried again, and recreated everything: 
Gwonam: The Earth...
The Earth reappears.
Gwonam:  Light...
The Earth lights up again.
Gwonam: Link...
Link reappears with a painful sound effect.
Gwonam: And Zelda- 
Gwonam then stops reading again. 
Gwonam: OK, this is bullshit.
Ipo: Read th-
Gwonam: NO!
Gwonam throws the book at Ipo, hitting her in the face.
Gwonam: Read it yourself! It's all shit to me.
Ganon *off-screen*: UGH!
Ganon appears outside the library window. The screen cuts to black and we hear Ganon strike Gwonam with his lightning.
Gwonam: AHHH!
We now see Ipo staring at the viewer.
Ipo: I am the Princess of Darkness. I can kill with a single look.
Ipo points at the viewer and rapidly changes colors. A scream is heard and shortly after the episode ends.Category:Transcripts