Lazy Patrick

== Information ==
The Plot: Patrick decides that he will be "Self-Lazing" himself for the whole week, However though things don't go as planned...
This is the second episodes of the raunchy series and segment C to 3rd Episode of the 205th season of the main season...
Characters (In alphabetical order)
Patrick Star
Squidward Q. Tentacles (Cameo)
Spongebob Squarepants (Minor)
== The Episode Begins ==
(Spongebob runs out of his house Joyfully saying)
Spongebob: I'M READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Squidward opens his window)
Squidward: Ready for what?
(Squidward Laughs off the remark)
Squidward: But seriously though what is it)
Spongebob: I'm going to see Patrick...
Squidward: Ohhhh right like...
(Squidward inhales)
Squidward: EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Squidward angrily shuts his window)
Spongebob: Okay Squidward see ya later!!!
(Spongebob walks to Patrick's house)
Patrick: Hi Spongebob!
Spongebob: Hey Patrick!
Spongebob: Do you want to go Jellyfishing?
Patrick: I can't sponge-
(Patrick gets interrupted by the excited Spongebob)
Spongebob: Well do you want to blow bubbles???
Patrick: Spongebob can I-
(Patrick gets interrupted by spongebob again)
Spongebob: Well what do you want to do Pat-
(Spongebob gets interrupted by a angry Patrick)
Patrick: CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME SAY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Patrick finally gets Spongebob's attention)
Spongebob: Okay Patrick what do you want to say?
(Spongebob waits to listen to Patrick as he got his attention span all on him)
Patrick: Spongebob... I'm "Self Lazing" for the whole week...
(Spongebob looking confused replies with)
Spongebob: What's "Self Lazing"???
Patrick: Well my dear friend, "Self Lazing" is something that some starfish do in order to refresh their mindset and be a better person (or starfish for that matter)...
Spongebob: Ohhhh, Can I do it too???
(Patrick Strictly and Smartly replies)
Patrick: No, Sponge's or any Seacreature for that matter can't do it...
(Patrick continues to speak in his Strict and Smart voice)
Patrick: Heck, It's even a practice for a starfish because they not only have to NOT go out of their house but also not EAT anything or watching TV, Purely cut out from civilization for a week and only relying on patience and water...
Spongebob: But what about soda's???
Patrick: That too has to be cut out. That's why I'm going to give you all my beverages and food Spongebob...
Spongebob: And what about the TV?
(Cuts to Patrick's broken TV)
(Cuts back to Spongebob and Patrick looking at the broken TV)
Spongebob: Wow...
Patrick: Yes Spongebob I'm all set all I need now is to lock up the house permanently for the whole week...
(Patrick hands Spongebob his key)
Patrick: I want you to lock my top lock and leave the key there until Saturday...
Spongebob: Okay Patrick...
(Spongebob swings Patrick rock shut locking the top lock until Saturday)
Patrick: Oh yeah, Spongebob!!!!!
(Spongebob replies but his voice is muffled by Patrick rock)
Spongebob: Yes Patrick?!?!?!?!?!
Patrick: I need you to come back to my house and tell me how many days have passed, is that okay?!?!?!?!?!
Spongebob: Sure Patrick anything for you!!!!!
Spongebob: Welp see you on Saturday!!!!!
(Spongebob footsteps can be heard muffled by Patrick rock as the footsteps start to fade away)
(Patrick thinks about what to do on this Sunday)
Patrick: Welp might aswell go to sleep I guess?
(Patrick falls asleep)
(Cuts to a time card that says Saturday evening)
(Cuts to Patrick still sleeping)
Spongebob: Patrick?!?!?!
(Patrick wakes up)
Patrick: Spongebob... How many days have passed?!?!?!
(Spongebob replies with a answer)
Spongebob: You slept throughout the entire week...
Patrick: Oh okay...
(Patrick falls asleep)
(Spongebob unlocks Patrick's house and opens his rock slightly as to not wake him up and throws Patrick's key back inside)
Spongebob: Goodnight you Lazy Starfish
(Spongebob closes his rock gently and tip toes away from Patrick's Rock as the episode fades out and finishes)
== End Credits/Information ==
Originally Written by TheLazyCat2020 on Friday, December 4th 2020 to Sunday, December 6th 2020.
Production #102
Category:Episodes
Category:2020
Category:2020s