Microsoft Scrimblows

Microsoft Scrimblows (Codename: Keebler) was an unreleased version of Windows that began development in late 2000The oldest build, dating to October 6th, 2000 was known internally as "da frist version...". The OS was planned to be a brand new start for Microsoft, but got cancelled in May of 2001"I'll be honest. Microsoft Scrimblows sucks and it's CANCELLED. We're just gonna go to another timeline using the Scmriobo Travle Devicc where we end up making something not crap, copy some ISOs, then sell them here." -Bill Gates. It is currently lost media, and an ISO dump is not likely going to be found soon.
== Description ==
Not much is known about Microsoft Scrimblows, as few people at Microsoft refuse to talk about it and try to deny it whenever possible, though it has been mentioned a couple times during interviews.
Microsoft Scrimblows, based on the information we have would have been a complete reboot of Windows, being made from scratch rather than being built off predecessor.Gathered from a leaked conference powerpoint in 2000 Its desktop interface would have had a a sidebar like Windows Vista, Comic Sans MS on almost everything, and strangely, a dock similar to macOS.
== Graphics ==
Obviously, the graphics for Microsoft Scrimblows are not the best. They are very low in quality. The reason for this was because "Every version of Windows has had good graphics. And I was thinking... 'That is so overused.' So we decided to take things in another direction and use BAD graphics. How do you like that, Apple?!"From an interview with Bill Gates in 2001
== Scrimbo Hekpling Assisntant ==
The Scrimbo Hekpling Assisntant was a Microsoft Agent with the appearance of "bonzibuddy on crack""...the assistant had the weirdest design out of everything else though. it was like bonzibuddy on crack lol" -An email from one of Microsoft's staff. It would have helped people when setting up their operating systems, gave guides on how to use it, and it would have even let you change the voice used for the assistant.
It was removed from the operating system in April due to it being "Suepr ANNOYIG!!!!!! SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHH"Part of a message in one of Scrimblows' leaked screenshots
== Keebler ==
Codename Keebler was Microsoft Scrimblo's name in its first stages of development.Builds 1850 and 1870 of Microsoft Scrimblows still refer to it as Codename Keebler. It was reset immediately after the first 2 weeks of development, because of the Super Uber Software accidentally inserted into the OS.
There are many people who have tried to take a screenshot or video of Keebler, but the Super Uber Software always found a way to prevent people from doing so. 
It is not known how this screenshot was taken, but it is the only known one to exist.
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