Cake (Evil Object)

:Not to be confused with non-sentient Cake.
Cake is an evil cake object who's committed war crimes on humanity.
== History ==
Cake was created when Evil Guy baked a cake, WHICH TURNED EVIL!!! Cake was always evil from the start, and he always pretended to be nice, allowing himself to become a contestant in BFDI seasons 4 and 5. After that, Cake worked with Luigi to try killing Heavy Weapons Guy, Tennis Ball, and Teardrop. This plan FAILED, so Luigi ate Cake to become much bigger, but he STILL lost, so Elmo killed Luigi. Cake hated Luigi for eating him ever since.
Cake hires Naily and Price Tag for being just as evil as him, and he hires Gooigi for hating Luigi just like him. They tried assassinating Luigi, but Luigi is so important of a character to the UnAnything Wiki, that the plot armor made him live and made Cake the one assassinated. Cake was eventually rebaked, and has been trying to find ways to kill Luigi ever since. He will eventually succeed in the end and beyond... when this plot armor goes away.
Anyways, back to the present day, Cake wanted Price Tag to replace Naily. Cake killed Naily, showing how evil he is, but it also shows how stupid he is, because Cake killing his own minions is fucking dumb. Cake then created an evil bakery that burns people alive, which SOMEHOW turns them into... CAKE. So yeah, if you eat a cake from Cake's evil cake bakery, then you are a cannibal.
Later, Cake betrayed the Teletubbies, became a nazi, and joined the Elmo Gang for some reason. Then Cake committed MOAR war crimes, continuing to prove that he's FUCKING EVIL. The Devil then gave Cake the Ultimate Douchebag Award.
== Trivia ==
* Cake is a lie, because he never tells the truth. How EVIL of him!
== Series he's in ==
* Teletubbies Reboot (Appeared in the episode The living bag !!!, for some reason)
== Shames he's in ==
* Gappy the Shame 3: Sus (Antagonist)
* Gappy the Shame 4: Gappy Kart (Playable Character)
* Gappy the Shame 7: Sus Again
* Super Mario JoJo 2
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