Roasting and Boasting (Star)

Roasting and Boasting Challenge: Star Edition
THIS SUCKS AND DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE AND/OR COUNT AS ANYTHING MORE AMAZING THAN THAT OF DIRT OR POOP BECAUSE IT IS JUST THAT. IN MY DEFENSE ITS MIDNIGHT AND I CALLED MY FRIEND SURVIVOR AND MY DOG MOLLY. I SWEAR I SAW A GHOST TOO-
What the freak is in this soda?!
Anywaysssss-
OCs
Shine
Eve
Sasha
Reed
Jake
Hollyfall
VS
Ultara
Neoma
Star
Ace
Tsunami
Ink
Shine: Ultara, puh-LEAZE, you gotta stop your cruddy attitude.
Ultara: I'm late for a dentist appointment plz let me go ;-;
Shine: Like I'd do that.
Neoma: Seriously, sis? Thought you were nice. But with all that blood on your paws, don't think that title will suffice.
Shine: Seriously, girl? You're one to talk. Who remembers how you died? Cause I do and it wasn't pretty.
Neoma: Wowwwww, that's just swell. I fell off a cliff and down I fell (tryna make it rhyme so I can make it a rap one day ;-;) but you commited suicide, just go to (HAH HAH NOPE!!!!!!!!!! NOT TODAY!!!!!!!)
Shine: Wow, Neoma, I'm really hurt. But not gunna lie, you failed your pack. You did your worst.
Ace: Hah, if only, you're getting kinda cruel. Ultara just wanted a dentist appointment! Let him GO you fool!
Ultara: mY cAvItY hUrTsSsS!
Jake: Seriously? Take care of your teeth.
Ultara: ITS EASTER MAN, WHAT AM I GUNNA DO!? THE BUNNY GAVE ME SWEETS!
Hollyfall: I'm dying inside, this is too beautiful.
Tsunami: Sooner or later, though, it's gunna turn pitiful.
Hollyfall and Tsnuami: *fist bump*
Sasha: Seriously, bae? I leave you for a second, not even a day!
Ace: So that's what it's about? I'm glad we're over. Leaving you was lukier than a four leafed clover.
Star: Help me I'm getting out of rhymes. Now I know what they say when you know it's your time. I'm gunna die.
Mum: YOURE GROUNDED STILL-
Star: OH COME ON!
Reed: *that awkward moment when your friend's parent yells at your friend when you're at their house* Uhmmm
Ink: Should I just go?
Ultara: I WANT MY GOD DANG DENTIST APPOINTMENT MY DENTIST HURTS! MS. MARY SUE!? HELP ME!
Neoma: Which one? There's Sasha and Shine-
Ultara: JUST ONE OF THEM! I DONT WANNA FIGHT ALL THE TIME-OWWWW THAT HURTTTTT
Jake: Nevermind bro, imma just take you there myself.
Star: *tries to think of a rhyme at like midnight while drinking soda and dying inside while eating leftover sushi* Hmmm. Oh! gOt iT!
Shine: Star made me say this. Apparently Riverclan needs a new fishpun soooo like something something shellfish. Done.
Star: I'm, done with life. It's nearly midnight and I can't think of anything except my weird-butt friend who drew me weird drawings of my OCs drunk as heck. (Help me God you can only imagine-)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER BUT OH MY GOD ITS MY NEW SCREEN HOLY COW IDEK
Also idk I discovered a new word: sclera
cOoL
My excuse is that it's midnight and I'm half asleep and drunk on coke, cookies, and leftover probably stale sushi.
So yeah. Have mercy-
Imma go to sleep now and dream about Ultara's dentist appointment.
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