Pingas

Pingas is the most powerful weapon of Mass Destruction invented by Dr. Robotnik, and that's saying something.
This weapon is declared as the one of the most dangerous weapons in the world, right under The KICK of Chuck Norris, Weegee's Stare, Donkey Kong's Expand Dong, and Giygas' Attack (which you cannot grasp the true form of).
Nobody knows what the Pingas is capable of or how to make their own, as unfortunately every blueprint was destroyed by Robotnik in 1995 because Robotnik was hungry. Nobody took pictures of it, but Nobody knows where the pictures are, because nobody is an idiot.
The current location of the Pingas is also unknown. Most of guys think that it's hidden away in Robotnik's lair, or in his back pocket.
Pingas has hacked Mario Kart 8 in protest of the Wii U and 3DS servers shutting down. Pingas was also used against some guys, all of them DIEd. Only Fake Robotnik and RobotnikClause have survived a Pingas Attack. Later RobotnikClause created Piness, an improved, child-friendly second version of Pingas. Then Fake Robotnik created Piendish, a green leek-like Pingas. Later on, Dr. Eggman created a giant walnut with a gigantic Pingas-inspired laser cannon, referred to in testing as Peinous, and Dr. Eggman (the one from Sonic Boom) owns Bingas. RobotnikClause was later killed by PENGAS, prompting Robotnik to steal Piness and combine it with Pingas to create PENGASPIN. Pikachu spontaneously developed a Pingas of his own after exposure to the lethal amounts of Furry radiation emanating from Scaffer, calling it PI'A'PI.
==P.I.N.G.A.S.==
thumb|Theme of Pingas
In the 2010s Dr. Robotnik started creating a bigger version of Pingas called P.I.N.G.A.S. to try and kill Sonic, but more importantly defeat the Undefeatables by killing them all at their palace with lazors, by using the powers of both Promotion and chaos emeralds. The P.I.N.G.A.S. in this attempted manslaughter was responsible for starting the Battle of Undefeatable Palace.
==Trivia==
*屌's Diu Ja Tin can blow up your pingas.
* Pingas appears in Pingas Unleashed.
*Oswald likes shooting guys in the pingas for some reason.
*Lotton the Wizard invented an armor that protects your pingas from being kicked.
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