Stupid Basketball

Stupid Basketball, not to be mistaken for Basketball 2, also sometimes called Stupid Basketball (stylized on the title card as Stoopid Basketball) is the 54th episode of the controversial, "children's" show Teletubbies, it's about the Teletubby crew trying out basketball, but some say it's just a ploy to make a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff reference.
 
== Plot ==
The episode begins with Dipsy dusting his hands off, he recounts that he just installed a basketball stadium on a hill. Po walks by and notices the floodlights, unfortunately, it burns her eyes off and makes her unable to see the beautiful evening sky and it's shades of pink, purple, orange and periwinkle. Po decides to take out a meat tenderizer to bash Dipsy with, but Dipsy threw a basketball right into Po's face, grabbed the tenderizer, and smashed Po's TV. Dipsy then uses a payphone to call Tinky Winky and Laa-Laa, calling them to dress up in basketball gear. Tinky Winky, however, dressed up as James Bond, who he thought was LeBron James. Dipsy told them that they are going to go play a shame of Basketball. Laa-Laa easily went to Dipsy to get on his team, given that they are dating. Tinky Winky was going to come with them too, but Po dragged him onto her team with use of giant shackles.
The Teletubbies' shame was commentated over by Noo-Noo. Thumper and a pink Furby, their comments appearing as captions on the bottom of the scream, typically being translated in the case of Noo-Noo and the Furby. The following 10 minutes were basketball shenanigans with various gags, like Laa-Laa getting piledrived by Tinky Winky, with Noo-Noo saving her by the bell. Near the end, Po and Dipsy get into a climatic pillow fight so hard it makes a rift open up, causing Po to fall asleep and suck the other Teletubbies into the Dream World. Our three commentators end up having no idea what to document on, but Dreamy Po and 50 clones of herself are currently running over Tinky Winky, who wanted to join Dipsy, who appears and says:
To which Tinky Winky responds with:
== Reception ==
Children really just can not stop eating up this show, why would we lie and say it did bad, parents still despise the Teletubbies and everything they stand for. The Twelve Homestuck Trolls liked it, because references.
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