Interview With a Serial Killer (Part 1)

-Tape recorder clicks on-
My name is Dr. John T. Clark, it is currently 11:19 PM on the night of October 16th. This is psychiatric evaluation number 1, patient's name is Cooper Davis Burtonburger. The patient killed as many as 20 people before he was apprehended, and later brought to our facility. 
Guards, you can bring him in now.
-Door opens and closes-
Hello Coop, I'm Dr. Clark. It seems you've had an... unfortunate, series of events to land you in PennHurst Asylum. I would like to ask you a few questions.
"Questions about what...?"
Well, your past of course. The events that-
"I don't want to talk about it doctor... It's... Painful, to relive..."
I would imagine so, you've got the scars to prove that. But why do you think that everyone would hurt you? 
"I often wonder why everyone in Bootsville (and on another planet) would attempt to end my life... I think they were trying to spare me from the cruelties of this world."
I see... So you feel as though they, in their minds, were protecting you?
"Yes I believe so- That's a lie..."
Excuse me?
"Coop always tries to stick up for them, including that bitch's cat... But I don't think they're good people."
Oh? If you don't mind me asking. Who am I speaking to right now?
"My name's Eddie, and I'm here to stop Coop from saying more stupid things."
Well, 'Eddie', I don't find his previous statement to be ignorant in any way, in fact, it could explain why Coop's sister's cat would hurt you- excuse me, hurt Him.
"Maybe you should, instead, hear about his violent, abusive, asshole father, who would just assume knock your teeth out, as to look at you! Or his whore mother (before she died), who spent more time on her back, to pay for her addictions, then she spent being a fucking mother! Or Uncle Fred, who didn't know how to keep his hands to himself... 
Do you want to hear about the way his parents tied him down with razor wire, and forced him to swallow broken glass?! Well... I think you're going to be disappointed doctor... His past, for all intents and purposes, was painfully normal. Sure we have little money and his dad would lose his temper from time-to-time but, that's every family in America. That's why so many people know our name now. Why so many people give a fuck!"
And how does this make Coop feel?
"It makes... It makes... It makes me feel sad. I love my family, and while I am angry that they hurt me, I understand what they're going through."
Coop, does the word, 'Eddie', mean anything to you?
"Yes sir. Eddie comes out to protect me. I'm always lucid when he takes over. I can see and experience everything that Eddie does, and everything that he feels."
And what exactly does he feel?
"Pure, unadulterated rage and hate. He wants to hurt anyone that hurts me. Mostly Kat. He hates Kat more than I could ever hate anyone."
Well, I'm going to help you. I will need to work with Eddie to resolve the full problem. 
"I-I don't think you-"
It's okay Coop, try and let me speak to Eddie.
"I... I don't... I don't think you've been outside, doc. Mentally defective defines the human race, We; sick in the head, retarded, insane, coo-coo, crazies, killers, criminals, misfits, fuck-ups, and otherwise, honest people, are just open on who we are! We are the real people, YOU are the monsters and the fakes!"
-Tape recorder shuts off-
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