Slayer, I turned myself into a statue, I can't move, help me

Slayer...I cannot move due to my flesh and bones being made of hard plastic, please help me, I can't move and
the Cacodemons will get me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Slayer, wait, come back, please Slayer the Cacodemons are coming, Slayer? Slayer where are you please come back they're right behind me