Luck

["LUCKY STAR" PLAYING] [LIP-SYNCING] ♪ You must be my lucky star ♪ ♪ 'Cause you shine on me Wherever you are ♪ ♪ I just think of you And I start to glow ♪ ♪ And I need your light And baby you know ♪ - [CHILD] Uh-huh. And look to camera. - ♪ Starlight, starbright... ♪ Work it and work it. Lucky leprechaun coming in for the chorus. ♪ Starlight, starbright First star I see tonight ♪ And hup, and hup, and double to the left. You got it! [GRUNTS, GROANING] Oh, my goodness. - Cut, cut, cut. - [MUSIC STOPS] You sure have bad luck, Sam Greenfield. Who, me? [CHILD] Sorry, Sam. Before we go again, we gotta get you some good luck. Come on. Maybe one of these will help. Whoa! I see you've added to your collection. - Yep. [CHUCKLES] My lucky crane... - [SAM] Ooh, nice. - ...lucky German pig. - [SAM] Aw. - Oh, my Japanese waving cat. - Ooh. - That one's super lucky. - [SAM] Cool. My doll horse from Sweden. I put all my good luck charms together so that my weekend visit will go just right. Smart thinking. - They're picking you up on Friday, right? - Yep. And I see you've got your lucky penny spot ready to go. Yeah! It's the last one I need. Find a penny, pick it up... [BOTH] ...and all day long, you'll have good luck. [BOTH LAUGH] Let's go finish the video. - Let's do it. - Sam? Oh, there you are. - The social worker's waiting for you. - Oh. Bye, Sam. Good luck! Where's she going? She's aging out. Well, we're all gonna miss you around here. What if I just stayed a couple more days? - Sam, we talked about this, and.. - I know. I.. I know. I just thought, for Hazel's sake, maybe I could stick around here a bit longer, see her off for her visit. If it were up to me, yes, but you're now. - This is how it works. - Just two more days. I know you're nervous, but you're moving into your own place. It is gonna be great. [SIGHS] And you can come back Friday for visiting hours, see Hazel before she goes. Yeah, okay. I'll see you downstairs. [SIGHS] [SCOFFS, SIGHS] Not sure I'm ready for this. [SNIFFLES] [CHUCKLES] Mmm. I love hugs. I know. [SIGHS] Don't think my leaving means we won't finish that video. In the meantime, I'll keep practicing those dance moves. - [LAUGHS] - I'll see you Friday before your visit. And if you find a lucky penny? I'll bring it for sure. [SOCIAL WORKER] Hi, Samantha. Big day. Those are your records. My life in a box. Oh. [GRUNTS] - All set? - All set. - [ENGINE STARTS] - [BREATHES DEEPLY] [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] I guess we weren't lucky enough to find you that forever family. Yeah, sure missed the boat on that one. [CHUCKLES] On the upside, now I can put all that hoping behind me. Well, I hope you like your new place. You have to be in school or working full-time to keep the apartment. I started my online classes last week, and I start my new job tomorrow at : a.m. Excellent. I suppose you'll be needing these. - [SIGHS] Thank you. Oh! - [DOG BARKING] [BELL RINGS] [WATER SPLASHES] I guess that's why Ms. Rivera suggested I bring a spare. This is probably safer. Oh. So, will you be checking in on me weekly, or... Someone from the agency will call you next month, but otherwise you are officially on your own. - Oh. Thanks. - [CAR DOOR CLOSES] - Good luck. - [HORN HONKS] [SIGHS] [MOTOR HUMMING] [GASPS] [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS] [GASPS] [GRUNTS] [CELL PHONE VIBRATES] "Don't be late." [GASPS] [GROANS] [GRUNTS] [SIGHS] Ha! Ow. Ow! [GASPS] - [BEEPS] - [GASPS] [DINGS] [GASPS] [GROANS] Okay. Okay, universe, think you're pretty tough? [GROANS] Take that, universe. Aw, thanks, Bill. Did you remember to water the daffodils? Oh, and if you could, unbox the unicorn night-lights and restock the birthday balloons. [CHUCKLES] Lastly, I promise you this is it. Go to the bathrooms and give it a once-over before we open. Just keep making my store look pretty. [PANTS] Good morning, Mr. Hammond.. Oh, Harmon. Sam! [LAUGHS] Right on time. I love that. I hope you're taking notes, Bill. [CHUCKLES] And, please, just call me Marv. Marv, got it. You may be the best decision I ever made. [STRAINS, GRUNTS] - Oh! - Uh, hi, Marv. Hey, Sam, you never mentioned that... [CHUCKLES] ...you had circus k*ll on your résumé. Unless I read past that or something. [LAUGHS] [GASPS] [SAM] Sorry to bother you. Oh! How did it get on your.. Y-You know something? [CHUCKLES] Don't sweat it. I got the perfect task for you. Here we go, Sam. [CHUCKLES] A job you can do outside. Cart patrol. Yay! You'll have better luck tomorrow. I'm sure of it. - I keep hoping, Marv. - [BIRD CAWS] [MS. RIVERA] I'm really glad you're here. - Did something happen? - Her weekend visit just got canceled. Oh, no. Yeah, she was waiting on the porch when they called. Did they reschedule? No, but there's a couple who wants to come for a first visit on Sunday afternoon. Hey, you. They're not coming. I know. I'm so sorry, Hazel. What if I never find a forever family? This was just a little bad luck. Of course you will. You didn't. Yeah, but you're not me. You're the lucky leprechaun, remember? You always find the pot of gold, and this will be no different. You'll find your forever family too. Who knows? Maybe the couple coming on Sunday. Maybe it'll be them. Yeah, maybe. And maybe you'll find me a lucky penny before then. [SIGHS] b*at it, cat. Take your bad luck with ya. - [SNIFFS] - [SHOOS] [SNIFFING] And now it's a table for two. [GROANS] Why couldn't it have just worked out? Oh, sorry, I didn't tell you the first part. My friend Hazel could have been one step closer to getting adopted today, but it didn't happen. Her weekend visit got canceled, which probably doesn't sound like a big deal, but believe me, it is. You only get so many chances to find a forever family, and the older you get, the harder it is. She's meeting a new couple on Sunday. If I could just give her a little good luck... But you can't give someone something you've never had. Still, if I could, and if good luck was something you could actually hold in your hand, I'd give it all to Hazel. So that maybe she could find her forever family and not end up alone like me, sitting on a curb, talking to a cat. Oh! You're welcome! Well, what do you know, Hazel. Find a penny, pick it up, and all day long, you'll have good luck. [VIBRATING] - [SIGHS] - [BEEPS] [COMPUTER CHIMES] - Huh. [GASPS] - [MOTOR HUMMING] [GASPS] [YAWNS] [COIN CLINKS] [GASPS] [DINGS] [CHUCKLES] [GASPS, EXCLAIMS] Lucky pennies are real. Ms. Rivera, hi. Is it okay if I stop by after work later? I have something special for Hazel for her visit tomorrow. Oh, great. Oh, and please don't tell her. I want it to be a surprise. Whoo-hoo! Yes! Yes. Yes, yes, yes! Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Boom. Hi, Marv. Whoa! - Well, somebody found their groove. - [BOTH LAUGH] No cart patrol for you tomorrow. I got a pallet of glassware with your name on it. - Sounds great. - Have a nice night. Thanks. I will. I'm off to surprise my friend Hazel. - [BEEPS, FLUSHES] - [GASPS] - [GASPS] - [COIN PLOPS] [GRUNTS] [EXHALES SHARPLY] [GRUNTING] [WHIMPERS] [GASPS] [BEEPS, FLUSHES] [GRUNTS] My stupid bad luck. [GROANS] You're back. [SIGHS] So, remember I told you I wanted good luck for my friend Hazel for her visit tomorrow? Well, guess what? After you left last night, I found some. That's right. I found an actual lucky penny. And what did I do? I flushed it down the toilet. You did what? You flushed my penny down the toilet? What did you do that for? You just talked. [GASPS] [GASPS] It was you. You gave me that lucky penny. Please, I just need one more. Wait! Wait! Come back! - [BELL RINGS] - Whoa! [BULB HORN HONKS] [GROANS] [GRUNTING] [EXCLAIMS] [GRUNTS] Whoa! [GRUNTS] Whoa! [PANTS] Huh? I just need a penny for my friend Hazel. [GRUNTING] [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS] Huh? [GRUNTS] [SHOUTS] [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS, SIGHS] [SIGHS] [CAT] How was my day? Oh, it was lovely! Thank you. Just brilliant. Lost my travel penny and was chased across the city by an unrelenting human zombie. Ugh. Always with the obnoxiously long password. - [THRUMS, WHIRS] - Oh, got it. [GASPS] [SHOUTS] [SHOUTS] Now, about that penny problem. Why you talking to yourself, Bob? Oh, just practicing so when I'm banished forever, I'll have someone to talk to.. - [YELPS, GRUNTING] - [SCREAMS] No, no, no, no. [GRUNTING] [SCREAMS] What manner of crazy human are you? What kind of a crazy talking cat are you? A lucky Scottish one, obviously. But black cats aren't lucky. Ha! In Scotland, black cats are considered very lucky, thank you very much. - Is this Scotland? - No! And humans cannot be here. - Where's "here"? - You need to leave. Now. Oh, I'll leave, no problem, as soon as you give me another lucky penny. I did not give you a penny. It fell out of my collar when you lured me over with that tasty meat bread. It's called a panini. Whatever. It was all just a ploy to steal my travel penny. Travel penny? We creatures from the Land of Luck aren't lucky in your world, so we carry some with us just to be safe. Did you just say, "Land of Luck"? - [VOICES SPEAK INDISTINCTLY] - [YELPS] Hide, hide, hide! Good afternoon, gentlemen. Welcome back, Bob. Arrived back hundred hours and six minutes. Leprechauns? Anything unusual happen on the other side? - [DEVICE WHIRS] - Nope. [DEVICE BEEPING] [LEPRECHAUN ] Oh, I see you located one blocked luck line. That construction site. No wonder. Yep, looks like Paulie's popcorn pop-up is putting down roots. [CHUCKLES] Not a problem. Two ticks and around she goes. [LEPRECHAUN ] I'd wager three might do the trick. [LEPRECHAUN , CHUCKLES] Right you are, Quinn. Luck flowing freely once again. Say, you guys seen Gerry around? He's usually here to check me in. Oh, he's down at the Penny Depot. They needed an extra hand. Penny Depot? [QUINN] So we're covering his line cat returns. Oh, and Gerry said he always turns in your travel penny for ya, so we'll be taking that now. - Uh-oh. - You know what, I'll just turn it in myself today. Uh, if you say so, Bob. Good luck with that. Yeah. Say hi to the Captain for us. We know how much she loves you. But she doesn't love him. - [QUINN] I was being ironical. - You're so clever. What have I done? I wasn't supposed to stop and eat human food. I definitely wasn't supposed to talk in front of a human. And I sure as heck wasn't supposed to let the human who lost my travel penny follow me through the portal! Okay, but those leprechauns just said something about a Penny Depot. Maybe we could get one there. Only leprechauns are allowed inside, and you are not a leprechaun! But maybe I could be. [LAUGHS] What? You think you're just gonna march down to the leprechaun locker room and.. And.. And borrow some clothes? - Brilliant idea. Let's go. - No, wait. Stop! Just stop! Hey, Bob. Everything okay? Aye, just, uh, stretching my legs. [GRUNTS] Okeydokey. [GRUNTS] Even if you could masquerade as some freakishly big leprechaun, I can't get past the Captain without turning in a penny. What if you turned in this? This is a button. And at some point, they will discover it, and if I don't have a lucky penny in hand when they do, I'll be banished. Okay, but maybe the button buys us a little time until we get a lucky penny from the Penny Depot. - Then I'll borrow it for my frie.. - For your friend Hazel. Yes, I've got that part. What? You said it, like, a hundred times. We'll go to the Penny Depot to get one penny. I use it first, and then it's all yours. And then I'll leave. You'll never see my face again. Great. I'm Sam, by the way. This is strictly business. Names are unimportant. But I already heard them call you Bob. Oh, fine. Yes, it's Bob. Whoo. Welcome back, line cats. Now, drop your pennies and move along. That's it. Let's go, kitty cats. Drop your travel pennies. - [COINS CLINKING] - [BEEPS] Keep it moving. Ah, sector today, Joanie. Oh, Nigeria. [BEEPING] Catch you on the flip side, Cap. - That's the Captain? - Aye, that's her. She really doesn't like me. Maybe she's not a cat person. Well, she likes the other cats just fine. So, what's the plan? Right. You sneak out that door over there. I'll keep the Captain busy. When you're clear, I'll drop in the button and meet you on the other side. Simple. Good luck to us both. Ooh, the sweet clankety-clack of lucky pennies. There's no better sound in the world. Bob, what are you waiting for? Drop your penny. Aye, I got it right here, Cap. But first, how's your day been so far? Okay, Bob, what are you up to? [CHUCKLES] Why can't a cat ask how his boss's day is going? Because it's weird, Bob. Because you never have asked me anything, Bob. Because we don't even like each other, Bob. Because you give me the heebie-jeebies, and you always have, Bob. Oh, is that all? All righty then. Say, Captain, do you like jokes? Only the funny ones, Bob. [CHUCKLES] Right. Well, then you'll love this one. Why did the penny arrest the nickel? I don't know, Bob. Why? Because she was a copper. [LAUGHS] [WHEEZING, LAUGHING CONTINUES] [MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY] Wasn't funny. Yeah, not my best. - Catch you later, Cap. - Not if I catch you first, Bob. Leprechaun locker room, here we come. [CAPTAIN] Welcome back, Shirley. Keep it moving. [SAM] Not to pry, but do you have fingers? Thumbs. I'm polydactyl. "Gerry." That's your friend, right? Eh, he's more like my assistant. You sure he won't mind? [SCOFFS] Gerry never minds. And enough with the questions. Strictly business, remember? We don't need to get to know each other. - Yeah, okay. - [TOILET FLUSHES] [LEPRECHAUN] Then he says, "Are you a River dancer?" [GASPS] We forgot to check the lavvy. - Hurry, before somebody sees. - [GASPS] - And then he did a little jig. - A jig? No. [GASPS] You have.. - Good afternoon, ladies. - [GASPS] What are you doing in here, Bob? Aye, line cats have their own locker room. Oh, I.. I.. I was just, uh.. Well, I was, um.. - You know.. - [SAM] He was helping me. He's my Land of Luck leprechaun orientation guide. - Deary me, you're a big lass. - Aye. I'm Sam. Where ya from? She, uh.. She's from, uh.. Uh, you know, uh.. Latvia! That's right. She's from Latvia. [GIGGLES] Hey, Saoirse, didn't Clodagh say she met a Latvian guy down at the Hairy Lemon, and that he was a real big fella too? Aye, she did. Well, cheers to Latvia for growing 'em big. [CHUCKLES] Guess not all lucky creatures are teeny-toaty like us, eh? [LAUGHS, SIGHS] - Nice meeting you. - Enjoy the rest of your tour. Don't do anything we wouldn't do. [LEPRECHAUN] Oh, you're shameless. They were so sweet and tiny. And surprisingly less clever than usual. [CHUCKLES] They totally bought it. Next stop, lucky penny. - Right. - And then, you leave. - [SAM] Right. - Say it with me. - And then you leave. - No, you leave. Yeah, I know. It was a joke. [GASPS] [BOB] Welcome to the Land of Luck. [SAM] Incredible. Hey, there. Uh-huh. Morning. This way. We'll be at the Penny Depot in no time. - Follow me right onto the disc. - Okay. Here we go. Just smile and wave. - Hey, Bob. Lunch this week? - Aye, let's do it. Okay, it's transfer time. [MACHINE WHIRRING, CLINKING] - Morning, Bob. - Hi, Betty. So far, so good, Sam. No one's even noticed ya. [CHUCKLES] [GASPS] Sam? Sam? [GASPS] Sam! You hear about Joe? He just joined the luck makers' union. That's great. He's hilarious. Whoa. [EXCLAIMS] [GASPS, GRUNTING] [GASPS] [GRUNTING, EXCLAIMING] [YELPS] [BREATHES DEEPLY] Just how unlucky are you? Yeah, super-duper unlucky. Well, I wish you would have made that clear before we shook on our little deal. Oh! [CHUCKLES] Hi, guys. Hi, there. Just checking on the rail grips. [GROANS] - There is no unlucky here. - [GRUNTING] So if you want that lucky penny for your wee friend, you best start blending in. Uh, that's what I was trying to do. Aha! Well, that was your first mistake. Lucky creatures don't try. They don't have to. And stop sweating. They don't do that either. Right, okay. - I'll try my best. - Uh-uh. I mean, I'll try to act like I'm not trying. Good answer. We've got to find Gerry. He'll know how all this penny business works. He'll be the super cheery one in green. They all look like that. Slainte, friends. What is the story? There he is. - O'Neill! - [MUNCHES, SLURPS] O'Reilly, O'Donoghue. - [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] - Barry. And I didn't forget you, Clarisse. - I've got your microbrew right here. - Thanks, Gerry! - Is he thoughtful or what? - Gerry! Sam, Gerry. Oh, you're grand. Um, are those my clothes? Sorry, Bob said you wouldn't mind. Uh, Sam's visiting from Latvia. Her clothes got all messed up on arrival and.. [GASPS] So, you live in the human world? Uh, usually. Oh, man! Have you ever tried grilled cheese? - I have. - [WHIMPERS] Right. So, Ger, as you know, cats aren't allowed inside the Depot, and Sam's a wee bit nervous about her first shift. So I was thinking maybe you could escort her in and, you know, show her the ropes. Lucky me. Of course. So, it's super easy. You sit in the chair, the penny comes to you, you polish it up and send it on its way. Sounds like something I can handle. Of course you can. Lucky leprechauns were made for this kind of work. - [IRISH JIG MUSIC PLAYING] - [WHISTLE BLOWS] Ooh. That's us. - Uh-uh. - [CHUCKLING] Go ahead. I'll catch up. [GERRY] Okeydoke. Um, I think we should abort. What, why? You're not a lucky leprechaun, Sam. You're an insanely unlucky human. - Or maybe you've forgotten. - Trust me. I haven't. You'll cause a disaster. Maybe not. Gerry said we sit in chairs and polish pennies. And I imagine to polish a penny, you need to hold a penny. And if I'm holding a lucky penny.. I get it. You'll be lucky. Pocket one penny. How hard could it be? [GERRY] Sam, over here. - You'll sit right next to me. - Thanks, Gerry. Okay, leprechauns, let's get these pennies in tip-top shape. The Captain is depending on us. - [BLOWS WHISTLE] It's penny time! - [IRISH JIG MUSIC PLAYING] Remember, there is nothing to it. Just stay in your chair. Grab a penny, Sam. - [GRUNTS] - [LEPRECHAUNS YELPING] [GRUNTING] [ALL] Whoa! [GRUNTING, YELPING CONTINUES] [GRUNTS, GROANS] [GASPS] [ALARM BLARES] [STAMMERS] Uh, don't panic. [LEPRECHAUNS MUTTERING] You think it was a bad luck speck that did it? More like a whole boot full. Sam! I told you this would be a disaster. Well, I didn't expect to get the button. You saw that, right? Oh, yes, I saw it. And now that button's headed straight back to Arrivals and Departures, where the Captain will see it for sure. So, where are we gonna find a penny now? [STAMMERS] We're not! This was it, our one chance. And now you leave. No, no, no. The deal was I leave after we get a penny. The deal is off. There's nowhere else to get a penny. Someone need a penny? Bob does. He lost his, and then I flushed it down the toilet.. - Sam! - What? He's your friend. - Assistant. - This is terrible, Bob. You stopped to eat human food again, didn't you? - Yeah. My human food. - Sam! What do you mean, your human food? I'm not a Latvian leprechaun, Gerry. I'm a human. - [SHUDDERS] - [GROANS] Humans cannot be here! Yeah, Bob mentioned that. So, you lost your travel penny and brought a human through the portal. Oh, the Captain is not gonna like this. And if she finds out, you'll be banished to Bad Luck! Wait. There's a Bad Luck here too? Well, not here, here, but down there, here, yeah. It's the other half of our world. Good Luck on top and Bad Luck on the bottom, only their half isn't so nice. Of course, it isn't. Bad luck ruins everything it touches. Why didn't you tell me that's where you'll be banished, Bob? - You never asked. - Because you said no more questions. [SIRENS WAILING] They called in the hazmats. [SCREAMS] It's the Captain. Quick, hide. That might be tough. All right, everyone, clear out. Evacuate the area so the rabbits can do their work. Bob, is that you? Ah, no, Cap. It's me, Gerry, from Arrivals and Departures, remember? I've been working for you for years.. Gerry. Gerry. When did you grow a tail? - Is the.. Is there a tail there? - Captain, what a delight! And so soon. Lucky me. What are you doing down here? Oh, just visiting my leprechaun friends. You don't have friends, Bob. They've scanned the crime scene, Captain, and found no bad luck specks. Scan it again. One speck can de-luckify an entire pile of lucky pennies. Let's get outta here. So, there's really no other place to get a penny? - No! - What about the ones like Bob's that go missing in the human world? If they're so valuable, why don't you go retrieve them? - Oh, we do. - We do? Well, we used to. But not one has been lost since the Captain took over security. The old days, if a travel penny went missing in the human world, - we'd send in the bunny drone. - "Bunny drone"? Yeah. Clever little robot. They keep it at Arrivals and Departures. So, let's go get it. Okay! But it hasn't been used in a decade. So, first, we'll have to grab a good luck crystal to power it. - And where do we get one of those? - The Luck Floor! Whoa, whoa. Hold up a minute. I'll head to Arrivals and Departures and fire up the bunny drone while you two sneak into Mission Control. Wait. Why? That's where they keep the joystick that controls the drone. Great! But crystal first. So, Luck Floor, here we come. Ooh, but the crystals are up high. We'll need someone tall to reach it. - I'm tall. - Not a chance. - She's way too unlucky. - It's true. Oh, she only has to grab one. I think she can do it. Oh, fine. I mean, what could go wrong? That's the spirit, boss. [WHISPERING] Sounds like our little deal is back on, Bob. - [WHISPERING] Yes, and then you'll leave. - True to my word. So, where do we get the luck crystal? [GERRY] We'll just walk down the hall and snag one. Piece of cake. They're all staring right at Sam. What do we do, boss? She's from Latvia. Tallest leprechauns in the world come from Latvia. And we're her Land of Luck leprechaun orientation guides. Lead on, Gerry. Uh, right! So, this is Good Luck R and D, where good luck is created. Finding your lost wedding ring in the brownies? Shirley always comes up with the best stuff. Wait. They actually think up the good luck? Yeah. Those two work in Happy Accidents, one of the many Good Luck departments like Lucky in Love, Front Row Parking Spot.. Ooh! Right Place, Right Time. You humans love that one. And by "humans," you mean the ones who live in the human world, don't ya, Ger? Exactly right. Next, the lucky ideas are stamped onto an idea leaf, and then sent to the Luck Floor. And luck passing through in five, four, three, two... Let's take this tour to the upper level, shall we? [GERRY] The ladybugs deliver the leaves to the Pig Foreman. And he makes the crystals? Nah, they do. Latvia. She's from Latvia. Latvia. For the crystal. Janice said I could borrow it. All right, luck makers! We've got a full docket today! Good morning, magical swine! - A dragon? - [PIGS CHEER] Yeah, she's the CEO of Good Luck. And the only creature that can sniff out bad luck specks. Probably why she's here. She must've heard what happened at the Penny Depot. [SNIFFING] Uh, with your luck, I wouldnae get too close. Ta-da! There's not a speck of bad luck here. - [CHEERING, WHISTLING] - Which means it's that time again. Time to open your hearts to do what only you can do. - Let me hear it! - Bring hope and joy to the world! - [CHEERS, WHISTLES] - That's what good luck does. The luck you create today could change a life tomorrow. Have a lucky day, Phil. You too, Boss. [PHIL] Okay, you heard her! Let's make some good luck, you prosperity-making wonder pigs! [BOB] Duck down! [BLOWING] [SAM] They're doing it. They're making the crystals. And we just need one for the bunny drone. - This is it, Sam. Get ready. - Ready. - Now, Sam! Grab one! - [STRAINS] I can't quite reach. [STRAINS] - Jump! - No, she's too unlucky! [GRUNTS] Whoa! [GASPS] [GASPS] [EXCLAIMS] [SIGHS] Nice move, Bob! Way to go, team! I'll go to Arrivals and Departures and find the drone. You guys head straight to Mission Control. Because of you, Bob has a real chance. You can keep my jacket if you want! You have nice friends. Yeah, like I said, he's just my assistant. I know we'd still need to get you a lucky penny, but why couldn't I just take Hazel one of those? [BOB] It doesn't work that way. The good luck idea is stored inside the crystal until it's released, and there's only one thing that can release it. - What's that? - The Randomizer. It smashes the crystals into lucky dust, then sends it randomly through the luck lines into your world. Wait. You're saying luck is random? Aye. Hence the name, Randomizer. Look, it's happening right now. - [SAM] What are those? - [BOB] The ancient luck stones. Like the batteries that keep the arms spinning. The good luck stone draws in the good luck from above, and the bad luck stone draws in the bad luck from below. And those must be the luck lines. [BOB] Aye, that's them. Like the power cords connecting our worlds. So, who makes the bad luck? Roots and goblins, mainly. Roots and goblins? I should have known it would be monsters. Gerry, are ya there? [GERRY] - . Reading you loud and clear, boss. [BOB] Where are you? [WHISPERING] Entering Arrivals and Departures right now. [BOB] Good. Make it quick. - Oh. Hey, Gerry. - [CLEARS THROAT] Gael. Quinn. - [GERRY] I found the drone. - Good. We're here. - Mission Control. - [GERRY] Great. - All the bunny desks have a joystick. - Perfect! We'll use that back one. That way no one can see my screen. But how are we gonna distract the bunny? - Ooh! Maybe I could try.. - Uh-uh! No trying, remember? We've seen what happens when you do. Oh, okay. I've got this one covered. You wait right here. I mean it. Don't move a muscle. [SAM] Whoa. They're tracking luck all over the world. That's one lucky grandma. Aw. Now, that looks familiar. Ooh. It doesn't feel random, does it? So, how's your day so far? Good. [GASPS] Ooh, carrot. [KEYBOARD CLATTERS] Dropped your keyboard. Guess you better run off to IT and grab a new one. [BEEPS] Joystick activated, Gerry. We're nearly there. I'm putting in the crystal. [DRONE BEEPS] She's ready for takeoff, boss. Brilliant! The target's been located. Let's get that bunny in the air. [DRONE WHIRS] Operation "lucky penny" is a go! - [BEEPS] - [GERRY] She's all yours. Yes! [GERRY] Just get her within striking distance of the target. When she's close enough, she'll lock onto it. I'll open the portal. Oh, no! [WHISPERING] Bob, look up. Look up. Bob, Bob. [SAM] ♪ Oh, you must be My lucky star ♪ [b*at] ♪ 'Cause you shine on me Wherever you are ♪ ♪ I just think of you And I start to glow ♪ ♪ And I need your love So baby you know ♪ ♪ Starlight, starbright First star I see tonight ♪ ♪ Starlight, starbright Make everything all right ♪ ♪ Starlight, starbright First star I see tonight ♪ ♪ Starlight, starbright Ooh, yeah! ♪ [GRUNTS] ♪ Come on! ♪ Whoo! Let's go! ♪ Yeah! ♪ ♪ Ooh! ♪ It's flashing! That means she's located the penny. [BOB] How will we know when she's got it? [GERRY] She'll do a little dance. Bunnies love to dance. You don't say. [VOCALIZES] ♪ Shine your heavenly Body tonight... ♪ She's dancing! She's got the penny! [VOCALIZES] ♪ 'Cause I know... ♪ [GERRY] Now, press the "home" button. ♪ ...gonna make Everything all right ♪ [GERRY] I'll wait for the penny. You get out of there. ♪ You may be my lucky star ♪ ♪ Oh, what you do to me, baby? Oh, come on ♪ [VOCALIZES] ♪ I'm the luckiest by far ♪ Why didn't you tell me you could sing? You never asked. No questions, remember? Right, because we don't need to get to know each other. [CAPTAIN ON PA] Attention, all citizens. A very suspicious item was turned in to the penny drop. A button. A line cat used this button, thinking it was a lucky penny, and was run over by a tricycle in the human world. - [GASPS] - Oh, don't worry. Magical creatures heal at the speed of light. See? Whoever turned in this button did not turn in their travel penny, which means there is a penny thief amongst us. Oh, crikey, I didnae steal it. I just lost it. Mm-hmm. And the culprit is one of these three cats. Uh-oh. Everyone knows the punishment for stealing good luck, is banishment to Bad Luck. So I'm coming for you, penny thief. And, Bob, if it turns out to be you, I'm really going to enjoy this. We gotta turn in that penny. - [GERRY] The drone's back! - Does she have the penny? Do you see the penny, Gerry? Yeah, I-I see it. [BOB] Grab it, Gerry! Grab it! Uh, I just gotta get my gloves. [BOB] What? No! What you doin'? Get in there and grab it before the vacuums turn on. Did you get it, Gerry? - Are you on mute, Gerry? - [GERRY] No. I'm here but the penny is gone. - What? - The whole drone got sucked right out. I'm sorry, boss. You were right. I should've just grabbed it. Oh! But you could still get it from the In Between. - "In Between"? - Where the human debris goes. [GERRY] Exactly! The drone will be in bin six. You just gotta get to it before Jeff does. Who's Jeff? Hopefully, you won't have to find out. Come on. [CHATTERING] [BOB GASPS] So, why do they call it the In Between? It's the space between the lands of Good and Bad Luck. - Kinda like a basement. - [WHIRS] Now we're talking. Hit the button, would ya? Uh, what button did you press? BL, basement level. Why? I said it was like a basement. You're supposed to push IB, In Between. So then, what's BL stand for? Bad Luck! And thanks to you, we're headed there right now. What's happening? Gravity shift. Bad Luck's gravity works the opposite way of ours. Climb the wall! - [STAMMERS] What? - Now! [WHIMPERS] Ah! [STRAINS] - [ELEVATOR DINGS] - [GRUNTS] Sam, hurry. Get back in the lift. - Yes, please. Ow! - [PIPES RATTLE] No! No, no. No! [STRAINING] [SAM WHIMPERS] If the lift takes off, just meet me in the In Between. What? Oh, no you don't. You are not leaving me down here. There's a tiny door. You just have to find it. Go to Luck Tower , right past the Lost Sock Dispensary. - What are you talking about? - Listen to me. Tower to the Dog Poop Research Center, then find the purple light. Tiny door will be there, somewhere between "Stepped in It" and "Tracked It in the House." Piece of cake. But I'm not from here. Ugh, right. Okay, this will really help. The Bad Luck world is a mirror.. [GASPS] Great. Okay, uh, Tower , Dog Poop Research Center, purple light, tiny door. - Hey! Leprechaun. What are you doing here? - [SCREAMS] [GRUNTING, YELPING] [EXCLAIMS] [PANTS, GASPS] [SCREAMS] [EXCLAIMS, PANTS] [SHOUTS] - [ROOT GRUNTING] - [PANTING] - [MONSTERS CHANTING] - [BELL DINGING] [SCREAMS] [PANTING] [SAM GASPS] Tower . Whoa! Whoa! [GRUNTS] [WORKER GRUNTING] [WHIMPERS] [STRAINING] [PANTS, SIGHS] [EXCLAIMS] [GASPS] [WORKERS GRUNTING] [EXCLAIMS, GASPS] [GRUNTS] [GASPS] Okay, he said it was somewhere between. "Stepped in It" and "Tracked It in the House." [GROANS] Three stories? That's a lot of dog poop research. "Slipped on it. Smell it but can't find it." "Left the house without a poop bag. Torn poop bag." "It's a wet one." [GROANS] Gross. [GASPS] "Stepped in It." And "Tracked It in the House." [GASPS] Purple light! [SCREAMS] [SHUDDERS] [ECHOES] Bob? [GRUNTS] [PANTS] I can do this. [GRUNTS] I'm almost... [PANTS] ...there! [GRUNTS] [SCREAMS] Oh, no. [GRUNTS] [SIGHS] [SHOUTING] [GRUNTS, STRAINS] - [CRASHES] - [GASPS, SIGHS] [PANTING] Huh? Bob? Is that you? [GASPS] It is you. Bob! Hey, it's me. It's Sam. Look down here. [SHOUTS] Sam, you made it! - Yeah. - Watch out. - [WHIRS] - [BOB GRUNTS] Okay, so now jump. What? Bad Luck gravity works the opposite of ours, remember? Oh, right. [EXCLAIMS] [GRUNTS, SIGHS] Down to go up, that's just weird. - So, how did you know? - Know what? How to get here through Bad Luck? Well, simple. Bad Luck is a mirror image of Good Luck. Oh. - And this is the In Between? - Not quite. Come on, give me a hand. This is the In Between. - Gerry said the drone would be in bin six. - [GRUNTS] [GASPS] Bad Luck dust! Shake it off. - [JEFF HUMS] - Ugh, it's Jeff. [STAMMERS] Forget that! Hide! He is a total blabbermouth. If he sees us, we'll never have a chance to find the penny. [GASPS] Jeff's a unicorn? Ah, warming up the muscles. [GASPS] Heiliger Strohsack. Oh, it's like a strasse of bad luck. Hmm. What's happening, guys? - Hello. - [SCREAMS] Oh, you surprise my heart to stop. [GASPS] Mighty leprechaun Fräulein! Okay. Well done, nature. Yep. Robert, is that you? Hi, Jeff. Oh, guten Tag. So you two are friends? [CHUCKLES] Oh, Robert doesn't want friends, but lucky for him, I wouldn't take nein for an answer. Zip, zip, zip and whisk, whisk, whisk. [SCOFFS] They are stuck to your shoesy. Sometimes a little goes psst, psst, ja? From my homemade bad luck apparat. It's my one-of-a-kind mixer machine that feeds the bad luck straight into das Randomizer. [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] - Will you show me how it works? - Oh! Ja, komm. Oh! Es ist sehr exciting to have visitors. [CHUCKLES] I'm excited. I can't hide it. Oh, um, I'll catch up. I need to, uh, find some kitty litter. [JEFF] Sounds gross, Robert. Bye. So the thing is, the bad luck sticks to itself like the butter of nuts to the roof of your mouth. So, you're saying bad luck attracts more bad luck? - 'Cause that would explain a lot. - Ja. Like glue. See? That's what used to happen. So I made eine mixing machine, and voilà! No more clogs. The bad luck flows right to das Randomizer. - That's some top-notch engineering, Jeff. - Danke schön. Oh, and I no longer go by Jeff. [CLICKS TONGUE] Ja, recently I have reverted to my birth name, Heimdall! Heim-dall. Like, you know, the little doll but first with a "Heim" in front. Okay, ja, sure, the name fit better when I was younger. I get it. You don't have to say it. Is that the Dragon? Ja, that's her. Meine one true love. She smelted me this locket, and she saved my life. What happened? Before my mixing machine, I had to clean out the bad luck clogs by hand. And one day the pipe, it plätzen! And gesprüht bad luck dust all over me. The Dragon heard and sent for me sofort. It was love at first look. She borrowed me a lucky penny to counteract the bad luck. But bad luck can really linger. It took four months to recover, but they were the beste four months of my life. And then she broke my heart. Why? Sometimes I would track a little bad luck into Good Luck on my shoesies. She was so terrified of what bad luck might do to her creatures and her world, so she broke it off. And now we're both alone. How sad. [JEFF] If I could leave meine work, I would. But we einhorn have cared for the Randomizer since the buttocks of dawn. - [SIGNAL BLARING] - Oh, goody! A delivery! Oh! Da bist du, Robert! [CHUCKLES] Guess what? Earlier, I found a bunny drone in the pile. Mm-hmm. Ja, just one. Ja, I wanted a set of six. Do you still have it? Und here she is. - Was there a penny? - Ja, Robert. But it was so stinky, so I sent it up to the Penny Depot to be disinfected and put back into circulation. [ELEVATOR DINGS, WHIRS] I heard the Captain interrogated poor Edna for hours about that penny. She was clean as a whistle, of course. So now it's down to just two cats, Ernie and Bob. I'm doomed. Maybe not. You lay low. I'm going to see the Dragon. You can't, Sam. She'll sniff out your bad luck. That's exactly what I want her to do. And I'm not taking any chances. If the Dragon helped an engineer unicorn, maybe she'll help an unlucky leprechaun too. If she discovers you're a human, she'll never let you go home. I have to risk it. I can't give up on Hazel. Or you, Bob. Don't go far. If I get a penny, we're back in business. Good afternoon, I'm here to see the Dragon. [INTERCOM BEEPS] Leapin' rabbits! It's the tall leprechaun. Send her in, Hopsberg. And the memos too. Twice in one day. You were on the Luck Floor this morning, right? Yes, that was me. I thought so. Aha. Luck levels looking excellent as usual. See you next week. Oh, I'm so happy. There are so few creatures here I can actually look in the eye. We lucky ladies of stature oughta stick together, don't you think? Yeah. [SNIFFING] What's this? [SHUDDERS, GASPS] Rabbits! [RETCHING] Under the.. The shoe. [BREATHES HEAVILY] Hurry! [COUGHING] Oh.. [BREATHES HEAVILY, COUGHS] [SIGHS] Much better. You see, the tiniest amount of bad luck can shut down our entire operation. [SIGHS] We work so hard to keep it out, but, you know, every so often, bad luck manages to find its way in. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I just.. It's not you, dear. Oh, no, no. It's bad luck. It's a cruel, corrosive agent of sadness and destruction that.. [GASPING, SIGHS] I agree. And it explains a lot. Why it all went haywire at the Penny Depot for one. Ah, so that was you. Yeah. It's been a bit of a day. Oh, poor, innocent leprechaun. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. And you only experienced one speck. Think of the poor souls in the Land of the Unlucky tasked with making the stuff. Can you imagine dealing with bad luck every single day of your life? - A truly miserable existence. - Yeah. And I don't suppose it's much fun for the humans who receive it either. It isn't. I've seen them when I'm out leprechauning. These unlucky humans, who, no matter how hard they try, bad luck always shows up just to b*at them down and make them feel so... Alone. Exactly. Which is why we make the good kind of luck, and as much as we possibly can. Yeah. 'Cause when you have good luck, it feels like anything is possible. - I guess it's because.. - Good luck is joy. Yes. And hope. It's like you said, it's the good kind of luck. And were I the queen of the universe, and I suspect it's a job I would excel at, I'd rid the world of bad luck altogether! - [GASPS, SCREAMS] - Eradicate it completely. Good luck all the time, what could be better? Not a single thing. And you can bet those humans would like it too. Yeah. Then their world could look like this. [CHUCKLES] They should be so lucky. You did the right thing coming to see me. You.. What was your name? Oh, Sam. My name is Sam. Sam. Call me Babe. You know a lot of creatures are intimidated by tall women, Sam. Carry it for a few days. You'll be back to your lucky self in no time. The last creature I helped needed four months with a penny until his bad luck was gone. I've heard it can really linger. They were the best four months of my life. [SIGHS] Thank you, Babe. Just return it to the Depot when you're done. I will. [LAUGHS] You're about to make a little girl and a lucky cat so happy. [BOB] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy! Get off me. I won't be cat-handled like this. We traced the missing penny back to you, Bob. You have no proof. This button is all the proof we need. It's got your polydactyl paw prints all over it. - [BOB STAMMERS] I can explain. - It's too late. You'll be banished to Bad Luck where you belong. [GRUNTING] [GRUNTS] Obstructing justice? I oughta arrest you too. I was just catching up to Bob to give him this. You got it. Yes, Bob. I did. Must've fallen right out of his collar. Maybe when you stopped to try that tasty meat bread. And you're absolutely sure this one is mine? I'm sure. [CHUCKLES] She's a real lifesaver, this one. [GRUMBLING] If you had your travel penny, why did you turn in the button, Bob? Silly mistake. I just threw the wrong one into the drop. When I discovered the mix-up, I was heading straight back to Decon to turn it in, and then I guess that's when the little bugger just slipped out. [CHUCKLES] Just like that, no travel penny. You know, I'm starting to think that maybe the equipment rabbits issued me a bum collar. This isn't the first time it's got loose, you know. Oh, I see. I see. Well, faulty equipment is unacceptable, Bob. You're right. Aye, it most certainly is. Here you go, Captain. I can't believe you just did that. I mean, thank you, like, a lot, but you could've taken that penny straight to your friend Hazel. Her first, then me, that was the deal. I could never let you be sent to Bad Luck so that Hazel could have good luck. - It doesn't work like that. - [BOB] Well, how does it work? Because I don't want you to go home and leave me here feeling guilty that she doesn't get to use a lucky penny now. You think I'm going home? Wait. You're not? I came here to help Hazel, and I only have one hour left to do it before her visit. If you're actually feeling guilty, then you can help me. But there's no way to get another penny. For what we're doing, we won't need a penny. What are we gonna do? [SAM] We're gonna turn off bad luck. If we shut down Jeff's mixer machine, the bad luck should stick to itself and clog up the pipe so it can't travel to the Randomizer. And if no bad luck gets to the Randomizer... [SAM] No bad luck gets to the human world. Wait. What about Jeff? Und schneller. Und schneller. Und steil. Ja, steil. Go down that berg. I have no words. Yeah, I think we're good for a bit. You know we can't do this permanently, right? Of course not. That's where you come in. I'm gonna turn it back on. All Hazel needs is two hours tops. And then I flip the switch. And that's it. We're even. Fini, complet. Case closed. Deal done. You'll never see my face again. Great. Here goes. [BOB] Look at that. It's starting to stick. [SAM] It's working. I wish I could see Hazel. I think I can handle that. Really? She lives two miles east of the café. Tell me again why she needs good luck so badly. If her visit goes well, she could find her forever family. Which is what exactly? It's the people who are always there for you, no matter what happens. The ones who don't leave, they stick. [SAM GASPS] There. - [BOB] Is that her? - [SAM] Yeah. It looks like the couple will be there any minute. It's all I hoped for, a little good luck for Hazel, and we did it, Bob. I swear I could hug you right now. Cats aren't really huggers. Well, I love hugs. [SIGHS] So, that's it then. Deal finally done. Please thank Gerry for me. And I'm sorry I stretched out his clothes. Hey, Sam. I'm curious. What do you hope for now? Are you asking me questions, Bob? Now that you're finally leaving, it seemed like a good time to get to know you better. [CHUCKLES] In that case, I guess I just hope I can do something good with my life. That my bad luck won't get in the way, you know? Aye. I think I do. Right. Well, that's us. - [GASPS] - [RUMBLING, WHIRRING] [SAM] Huh? It's coming from the In Between. There must be something wrong. [SIGHS] [WHIRRING] [SCREAMS] - [GLASS SHATTERS] - [BOTH YELP] [SCREAMING] I didn't think that was possible. Oh, no. Hazel! Hazel. No. No. [GASPS] [GASPS, PANTS] [CRACKING] [GASPS] The good luck stone! Oh, this can't be happening. I need good luck to forge a new one. The clovers are shriveled. The pigs cannot create good luck. [PANTS] What about the pennies? [COINS CLINKING] Just one lucky penny would be enough. They're all contaminated! Try this one. Is it lucky or not? Not. Wait. Why do you have that, boss? Does this mean you're not lucky? I was right all along. You're a liar and a thief. I bet you're not even Scottish. I'm not. I'm English, actually. And I lived eight lives in bad luck before I found that penny. It was the penny that made you lucky. Yes. I'm a bad luck black cat. And I always will be. - [CRASHING] - [GASPS] [SHATTERING] [SAM] What does that mean? The connection between the human world and the luck world has been severed for good. [SAM] But there must be a way to fix it! To reconnect. Without good luck, there is no way. But I have to get to Hazel! I have to go home. You're a human? Yes. And I have to go home. [SCOFFS] And what about our home, Sam? We exist to make luck for your world. What will happen to us now? You should never have come here. She was only following me. I'm so sorry. I never meant for any of this. I was just trying to help my friend. [SCOFFS] And instead, you've made sure that she and no other humans will ever experience luck again. We should just banish both of them to Bad Luck. Oh, what does it matter? It's all bad luck now. See, I knew there was something off about you, Bob. I knew it deep in my soul. Only, I didn't stop you in time. And I have to live with that for the rest of my life. I should've been better, Sam. I should've given you the penny for your friend. If I had, none of this would've happened. [SAM] But you were afraid I'd lose it or flush it down another toilet. I was afraid to lose my lucky life. And too selfish to risk it. Well, you made the right choice. - I make things worse. It's what I do. - Sam.. You'd think I would have learned my lesson by now. To just lay down for once, stop trying so hard, stop sweating, like you said. I should never have said that. It's true. Even here, in the luckiest place in the universe, I still found a way to screw it all up. [SIGHS] And that's how I know. Know what? That it's not my bad luck that's the problem. It's just me. And there's no amount of good luck that can ever fix it. I don't believe that. Well you should. Not only did I doom Hazel, and you, and.. And everyone else to a life of bad luck, but now I can't get back to her. I'm just another adult who broke another promise. The kind that leaves and doesn't stick. I swear, she'd be better off if she never met me. Well, I wouldn't be better off. You're not bad, Sam. You're the opposite of bad, like some kind of pure goodness I didn't think was possible for a human. Your first instinct is to share, like the tasty meat bread. Or to help, even if helping might stop you from getting what you want the most. And what's crazier is what you want the most isn't even for you. You want good things for others in a way that I can't comprehend, and you'll endure the worst bad luck ever to make it happen. I was wrong to ever tell you not to try because every time you do, you make things better. And that's how I know. Know what? That your friend Hazel doesn't need good luck. She's already the luckiest girl in the world 'cause she has you. You said you wanted to do something good with your life. You already have. [CRYING] [WHIMPERS] I didn't mean to make you cry. Don't worry, Bob. It's a happy cry. Humans are so weird. [LAUGHS] [INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS] There's gotta be a way to fix this! Yes, and get you back to Hazel. [INHALES SHARPLY] But fat chance of that happening. Unless you have some good luck hidden in there, which, uh.. Wait. What did you say? "Unless you have some good luck hidden in there"? - That's it. - What is? There's good luck down in Bad Luck. How do you know that? Because I've seen it! And you're planning to go right back down to Bad Luck and fetch it? - That's your plan? - Bingo. - [GRUNTS] - Welcome back to the Land of Bad Luck. Oh, it's like I never left. [GROANS] The good luck is somewhere between here in Dog Poop and the elevator. Okay, describe what you saw exactly. Monsters were gathered around this green light that had to be good luck. And then a bell would ding, and they'd start shouting, and there was fire and.. - Fire? - Yeah. It could only be one place. I must have come in the back door last time. [DOOR THUDS, CREAKS] Wait! Don't go in yet! [MONSTERS CHATTERING] Bob. - [GASPS] - [MONSTERS GROWLING] [GASPS, WHIMPERS] - Hi. - [SCREAMS] Oh, this is it. Bob? Oh, is that you? Where the heck you been, brother? Hey, Rootie, how's it going? - [PATRON ] It's Bob. - [PATRON ] Long time, no see. - Monsters, huh? - You said monsters. I said roots and goblins, which they are. [BLEATING] Hey, Bob. - Oh, and goats. - How do they know you? Oh, I, uh, spent a couple of hours here. Yeah, try eight lifetimes. Just sitting here sipping my famous tangerine tornado and talking about how if he could just find a little good luck, he could finally be happy. Oh, we thought you were dead, Bob. Yeah, Rootie even retired your barstool. Wow, that's.. Thanks. But, uh, yeah, not dead. [CHUCKLES] Just looking for a little good luck, like Rootie said. Aw, where are my manners? I'm Rootie, the proprietor of this tropical juice bar and the self-appointed mayor of Bad Luck. [IMITATES TRUMPET] Nice to meet you, Rootie. I'm Sam. Hey, you're that leprechaun who broke the elevator. Human actually, and yeah. Sorry about that. Human, huh? Well, that's a first. Hey, Bob. We'll get your stool down for ya. [GRUNTING] - [PATRONS EXCLAIM] - [EXCLAIMS] Duct tape, flying in! Oh, don't worry about it, guys. We.. We can't stick around. - We need your help. - Name it. What's going on? Well, the luck lines have detached, the Randomizer is broken, and we're floating off into the void with no real purpose to exist. We thought we just short-circuited a wire. We didn't realize we had broken the whole world. Oh, it wasn't you guys. It was us. Something broke, and it wasn't our fault? Amen, brother. [BOTH CHEER, LAUGH] But there might still be a way to fix it. When I was here before, I saw a green light, which I'm really hoping is good luck. Oh, yeah, we've got some. It's in the Lucky sh*t. [BOTH] Lucky sh*t? - [CHATTERING] - [BALL DRIBBLING] - [GRUNTING] - [ALL EXCLAIMING] - [CHEERING] - [BELL DINGS] - [ROOTIE] Yeah! Way to go, Stinky! - [CHANTING] All right, follow me. Happened after you left, Bob. I was out fixing cracks when I backed into this pipe and a little good luck floated out. So I gathered it up and dropped it straight into the Lucky sh*t. Figured that way everybody could experience a little good luck. - You know what I mean? - But what about them? Oh, you're kidding? [CHUCKLES] They'll just find something else to rally around. It's one of the benefits of bad luck. It teaches you to pivot. I never really thought about it that way. [ALL GRUMBLING] - [PATRON ] Come on! - [PATRON ] Something must be broken. - [PATRON ] Bummer. - Huh. Okay. Frisbee golf, anyone? See what I'm saying? And once you've fixed the Randomizer, I have no doubt, one day, I'll find some more. Thank you, Rootie. Oh, and we'll need some bad luck dust too. Oh, have at it. Plenty of that around. And if you could use our help up there, just say the word. Word. [CHUCKLING] Well, giddy up! We gotta get this to the Dragon. She won't be happy to see us. We just wrecked her world. I think we know someone she will be happy to see. [BABE CRIES, BLOWS NOSE] [CRIES] How could I miss that she was a human? Oh, a tall leprechaun? Ha! How dare they show up here? [BABE] Who is it? It's Bob, the girl and a unicorn. Jeff? [GRUNTING, SIGHING] Guter Kummer, I don't remember it being that tough. Of course, last time I was a stallion. It has been a hundred years. [BLUSTERS] Schön dich zu sehen, Babe. Heimdall. [SIGHS] You got a lot of nerve coming here. Hear them out, Babe. A little good luck. It might be enough to fix the Randomizer. Where did it come from? Bad Luck. Somehow it made its way down there, and they were kind enough to share. We need you to forge two new stones. Just like when you made this. [GASPS] You still have it. I never took it off. [PUFFS] Your ancient dragon flames have the power, Babe. I trust you remember how to wield your burning hot Feuer? Was that a dare? [WHINNIES] Let's see if I've still got it. [INHALES SHARPLY] [STAMMERING] Was ist das? You said you needed two stones. Voilà! But you made three. Oh, the bad luck stone was just a warm-up. And these are for the Randomizer. Have you lost your brain marbles, Babe? Because you know very well that das Randomizer needs a good luck and a bad luck stone. Does it though? Two stones, sure. But show me where it says they can't both be lucky. This is the moment we've all been waiting for. [GASPS] With these two stones, we can eliminate bad luck and all that goes with it. The frustration, the loneliness, the.. - Wait. But.. - You said it yourself, Sam. Without bad luck, your world could look just like ours. Toodle-oo! [WHIRRING] Down to go up. [PANTS] I can't let you place two good luck stones. Nonsense. Good luck for everyone all the time. We can make that happen, Sam. You, of all people, should want that. I know bad luck can be terrible, especially when it keeps coming. - But we still need it. - [SCOFFS] Need it? The only thing bad luck ever did for me was break my world and break my heart. No. It was me who broke your world. It's Bad Luck that's here helping put it back together. - Hey, these things happen. - Not here. - Oh, there we go. - Don't worry. I know you're afraid to let bad luck in. You think it's the reason you're alone. I did too. I blamed bad luck for everything that went wrong in my life. But coming here, I realized that it also made some things go very right. Without my bad luck, I wouldn't have met Hazel or Bob. And you would've never met the love of your life. What are you talking about? You only met Jeff because he'd been doused by bad luck. Which means, it didn't tear you apart. Bad luck brought you together in the first place. You think your creatures can't endure bad luck, but they can, and they will. And so can you. You don't have to fear bad luck because you have each other. And that makes you the luckiest creatures I know. Why, if.. If good and bad luck can at long last live side by side, then I would love nothing more. Far be it from me to take all the mystery out of life. Both it is. [SCREAMS] Sam! [GRUNTS] [WHIRS] [CHEERING] [SAM YELPS] We lucky ladies of stature oughta stick together, don't you think? Oh, yes. Thank you, Sam. [WHIRRING] [GASPING] [EXCLAIMS, CHEERS] [CHUCKLES] [CHIMES] [ROOTIE] All right! One bad-break banana banshee coming down. - [CHUCKLES] Sorry, Root. - [GLASS SHATTERS] No problem, Fred. You know I always make two, just in case. - [BANGING] - [BLEATING] What was that? [DOOR THUDS, CREAKS] Knock, knock. [CREATURES EXCLAIMING] We miss you already. - "We"? - [PATRON ] Sam! - [LAUGHS] Sam. Bob. - Hey, Rootie. - [ROOTIE] Good Luck in Bad Luck. - Oh, and Hairy Lemon. Now, this is a good-looking juice bar. [CHUCKLES] Yeah. First tropical juice bar in the Land of Luck. We come bearing gifts. Or, well, gift rather. It's for the Lucky sh*t. [PATRONS GASPING] She sure is a beauty. Oh, it's a small token of thanks for coming to our aid. It was our pleasure, Ms. The Dragon. And we sure do appreciate you dropping in for a visit. I should have come long ago. Und we have our unlucky Freund Sam to thank for bringing us all together. Way to go, Latvia! [BOTH CHANTING] Latvia! Latvia! [ALL CHANTING] Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Speaking of my bad luck, I'd like to thank you guys for sending it all my way. The flat tires, the toast jam-side-down, the keys in the sewer. - Hey, that was me! - [LAUGHING] It wasn't all fun, but I wouldn't change a single thing. Fire her up. What do you say, Sam? [PATRONS GASPING, CHEERING] - Take a sh*t, Bob. - [PATRON ] Come on, Bob! [PATRONS LAUGHING, GASPING] - [ALL CHEERING] - [BELL DINGING] [CHANTING, CHEERING] Hey! So, what do you say, Bob? Ready to come home? Sounds like the guys got your barstool fixed and ready for your little cat butt. [CHUCKLES] Thanks, guys. Well, we were actually hoping Bob might stay in Good Luck. The Captain said you could have your job back. Yeah, despite your growing rap sheet, Gerry claims you're a good line cat. So, come on back. Oh, and we made you this, your very own lucky penny. Wow. A lucky life just like you always wanted, Bob. I'm so happy for you. Good for you, Bob. Thanks, Captain, but, uh, I can't accept. - Boss? - Bob? You're all better friends than I deserve. - Oh, well, that's true. - [ALL LAUGHING] Especially you, Gerry. And friends we will stay. But as for where I live out the rest of my days.. If I can, I'd like to spend them with Sam, in her world. [INHALES SHARPLY] Be your forever family? Me and you, a forever family? I'd really love that. [PATRONS] Aw. You realize you're hugging me, right? Yes. And you better get used to it. Juice drinks on the house! [PATRONS CHEERING] Yes, ma'am. Heat it up. We're gonna call that the Lucky Dragon. Mini palm tree. Some bulk beans. Oh, I'm making bean bags, and I thought a mix might be nice, you know, in your hand. And one soap-on-a-rope brings your total to $ . . Let me just find my credit card. - Oh, found my card! - [GASPS] Great. Here you go, Ms. Charles. Oh. [CHUCKLES] Hey, I got this, Sam the manager. [CHUCKLES] Bless you, Marvin. - Have a great time! - See you Monday! I should never have gotten you a cell phone. I can't stop. I'm sorry. I have a problem. I was born to thumb-type. Map says nine minutes, but we'll take the shortcut. [DOORBELL RINGS] They're here! Sam! - Come here, Bob. - I say, Hazel. This is a tight one. Hi, Sam. Hi, Bob. [DOG BARKS, PANTS] Ah, ah. Sit. Good work, Bingo. Who's your master? Who's your master? That's right. Bob is. Bob is your master. [BARKS] Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. She's just a little excited. Yeah, me too. Hazel's really lucky she found you guys. I'm pretty sure we're the lucky ones. Oh, and we'll see you here for dinner on Sunday! Five o'clock. We're having Bob's favorite. We'll be here. You hear that, Bob? Paninis on Sunday. Tasty meat bread. - Bingo. - [BINGO BARKS] Not you! [SAM] My new life is nothing like the one I pictured. It's better. Things don't always go as planned, of course. Unless, well, you plan for them. In the end, you might say that bad luck led me to the luckiest thing in the world. Or was it good luck? Whatever it was, I found my forever family. The kind that doesn't leave. They stick. And I'd do it all over again to get here.
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