The Grill is Gone but Mr. Krabs arrests the kids

* [The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. The place is a complete mess and all of the customers are sick to the stomach after eating too much Krabby Patties.]
* Mr. Krabs: All right, Krusty crew, listen up. Last night's buy one get one full price Krabby Patty sale went great! But the crowds left me restaurant dirtier than usual.
* [Squidward rolls his eyes in disgust. Mr. Krabs looks at Squidward and smears a smug of goop off his face.]
* Squidward: Hey!
* Mr. Krabs: Eeeh! [smears the goop on SpongeBob's face] So I'm gonna need you to clean until this whole place sparkles!
* SpongeBob: Ooh, you've got it, Mr. K.
* [SpongeBob takes out a vacuum, plugs it in his face, and begins sucking up the garbage. He sucks the garbage from two customers, making one look like a handsome millionaire and one a skeleton. Then he sucks the remaining garbage all over the restaurant. He scrubs the cash register clean with a brush. He notices the brush is dirty and scrubs it with the toothbrush. He scrubs the screen with the two brushes, creating a transition to outside. SpongeBob then goes outside, plugs a hose in his head and fills himself up with water. Then, like a outdoor sprinkler, he dances around and sprays water all over the place, making the restaurant sparkly clean inside and out.]
* Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, are you all done cleaning?
* SpongeBob: [sprays water in Mr. Krabs' face] Oh, just finishing up now, Mr. Krabs.
* [Mr. Krabs grabs the hose, ties it in a knot and throws it out. The kitchen is now all sparkly clean.]
* Mr. Krabs: This place looks great! Well done, lad. All right, [puts the work hat on SpongeBob's head] time to get back to cooking. [notices the grill is missing] Huh? Oh, where's the grill?
* SpongeBob: Oh, I took it outside to air dry. [opens the back door] See?
* Mr. Krabs: Hmm. [looks around and sees nothing] See what?
* SpongeBob: [crawls over Mr. Krabs and goes outside] The grill. It's right here.
* Mr. Krabs: Right here, where?
* SpongeBob: Under my arm, silly.
* Mr. Krabs: The grill is gone.
* SpongeBob: [laughs] The grill is gone. [notices the grill is in fact missing] The grill is gone?! [falls down, screams, and runs in panic] The grill is gone! The grill is gone! The grill is gone! The grill is gone! The grill is gone! [screams and breathes heavily while Mr. Krabs just stand there and roll his eyes] Grill gone! The grill gone! Oh, look, it must be the grill's trail. [licks the sand] There's still some grease flavor here. Come on, Mr. Krabs, I'll taste the trail all the way to the grill.
* Mr. Krabs: Um, we could just use our eyes, boy-o.
* SpongeBob: Oh, great idea, Mr. Krabs. [walks on his eyeballs]
* [Mr. Krabs groans and follows SpongeBob. SpongeBob follows the trail to an old, abandoned race boat garage. He blinks the sand off his eyes.]
* SpongeBob: Look, Mr. Krabs, a race boat garage. But what would a garage need a grill for?
* [Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob go up the window and peak inside.]
* Mr. Krabs: This ain't no garage. [sees four children] This here's a clubhouse for local ragamuffins, urchins, and waifs. [sees the grill] Look, and there's me grill.
* SpongeBob: What are they doing to it, Mr. Krabs?
* [The two twins spray paint all over the grill's sides to look like flames.]
* Boy twin: Whoa.
* Girl twin: Cool.
* Boy twin: Whoa.
* Girl twin: Whoop.
* SpongeBob: (angrily) Your going to jail (calls 911, the SWAT Team, and FBI) 
* Officer: your being sentenced forever in Bikini Bottom Prison
* (kids cry as the episode ends)
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