Susan Marks The Words (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Room 3002
Susan: playing Super Mark Quest capturing a TV screen "Hey! This is fun! I get to see these different captures with such an amazing new game! I wish I could meet Mark himself."
Room 3007
Curd: playing Super Mark Racing 9 "HAHA! Take that! I wish I could meet Mark himself."
They go to room 3001
Heads: "Hey, girls! I discovered something weird just happened."
Curd: "What is it?"
Heads: "Sonic, Amy, and Samantha's recent fight with Eggman led to portals opening!"
Susan: "Portals?"
Heads: "They are competing in the Olympic games, so don't bother them yet."
Mark: he breaks into Room 3001 "Hello, it's a-me, Mark!"
Susan and Curd; "IT'S MARK FROM THE SUPER MARK SERIES!"
Sasha: she walks by Room 3001 "Hello, Mark! What are you here for?"
Mark: "I heard that you work as Skyler's secret agent, Sasha."
Sasha: "Wait, how did you-"
Mark: "Fell off that sheet when I landed on Tails. Is Tails your arch nemesis?"
Sasha: "And I love every single moment of being his arch nemesis. I'm also Cream's nemesis."
Mark: "Great, cause I have a nemesis too. It's Princess Peach."
Sasha: "Princess Peach?"
Mark: "Yes."
Sasha: "Who is she?"
Mark: "Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. I work with Bowser so that I can help Wario gain his trust so that we can later get his entire kingdom."
Heads: "Wario is like me!"
Lana and Dahlia: "But Bowser is evil!"
Heads: "Seriously? You work for a guy who's willing to work for someone evil?"
Lana and Dahlia: "Yes, they do."
Heads: "Eh, it is probably for the greater good. We have a deal, Milo and Papaya!"
Milo: "OK!"
Ava: “Wait, Milo and Papaya? I think they have been long gone for 11 Years! How are they still young?”
Papaya: “Cartoon characters never age unless the writers write an episode about them being older or write a birthday episode for them.”
3 Hours Later...
Amy: "We should be a team again, Sonic."
Sonic: "Yeah! We won the olympics, with me being speedy and you being strong."
Sasha: "Speaking of Speedy, meet my crush."
Speedy: "Hello, Sonic! Hello, Amy!"
Sasha: "He can homing attack, spin, and is probably as fast as your son Swift."
Speedy: "Thanks, Sasha!"
Sonic, Tails, Amy, and Cream: "SASHA THE PORCUPINE? Also who are these?"
Milo and Papaya: "Mario and Peach's kids!"
Lana and Dahlia: "Luigi and Daisy's kids!"
Mark: "Also, I'm Mark. Arch nemesis of Princess Peach."
Amy: "I heard of you, you monster, turning her children into people as evil as you and Wario!"
Ava: "Hey, Mom! Dad! Check out my Fire Flower powers!" she fires fireballs with her hammer like an M134 Minigun
Amy: she was defeated easily
Sonic: he dodged the fireballs with ease "You're getting strong, alright?"
Ava: "Yes."
Sonic: he dodged the fireballs and homing attacked Ava
Ava: she hit Sonic like a baseball, sending him to the ceiling
Everyone else goes down the 8 elevators
Tia: whistling
Sonic ran down the stairs with an unconscious Amy
Ground Floor, Lobby
Ava: "Who are those mushroom people?"
Milo: "I'm Prince Milo, Toads!"
The Toads run to Milo
Milo: he jumps away and does a double jump ground pound
The Toads were unconscious, while some were stunned
Papaya: she uses the Tanooki Leaf and defeats all the Toads with her tail by spinning around and letting it do the action
The Toads were defeated
Mark: "Perfect! Let's go to the mall in search of more Toads, as there are certainly many!"
They go to the mall to search for the Toads
Mark: "Hey, Toads! I TOADALLY have news for you!"
Sasha: she shoots at the Toads with the Crimson Eagle Wispon and the Orange Rocket Wispon
Mark: "Whoa! That's power!"
Susan: she shoots thunder at the Toads
Mark: "Stop them from getting food, because if you don't-"
A Toadette tosses hot sauce at Mark
Mark: he shrinks down in size "This happens."
Gao Attack the team
Luke: he uses the Builder Suit to smash the Gao
Wario: he shoulder bashes the Gao "I wouldn't leave my cash cows and ticket to getting money alone. Now let's go."
Speedy: "Who's fast like her dad and who's strong like her-"
Ava: "I'm not as fast as Swift, but I am stronger than him."
Speedy: "Like Wario. Maybe do something similar to his shoulder bash."
Ava: she does a hammer bash, destroying Toads while running through the mall with Swift propelling her
Sasha: she uses Orange Rocket and gets to the 8th floor
The Gao shoot fire at Sasha
Ankles: he Knuckle bashes through them "I ain't called ankles for no reason. I am pretty fast and can keep my momentum."
Yuyarin Boos shoot fire at the team
Inferno: she gets a fire flower and absorbs the fire, then she runs away from the mall as the Totoko and Pionpi also try attacking Inferno and the gang, who also run away
Tia: she shoots acid at the Totoko and the Pionpi
They dissolve
Tia: "Ha! Take that!"
Curd: she uses her stretchy branching cheese arms to wrap around the Toads and the Yuyarin "Well, guess whose plans had holes in them."
Mark: "Daisy. She's easily the more threatening princess out of her and Peach. Not saying much, since Peach is a joke."
Curd: she milkboards and goes to the Freedom Fighters HQ
Sally: "Curd!"
Cream: "Please don't- wait! I'm your Mom! You're grounded, Curd!"
Curd: "That won't work on me." she throws the enemies at the base, thus making them ricochet around the area, destroying the machines and defeating the members while milkboarding out
Cream: she runs to the portal to Mario's world
Peach: "Cream!"
Cream: "Peach! We need your help!"
Peach: "Well, I have an army of Peachettes."
Mark: he arrives at Mario's world "Too late, Peach!"
Peach: "Well, you haven't defeated my army of Peachettes."
Tails: "Or my army of Tails-Bots."
Sasha: she swings through the city and goes through the portal "Hey there, Tails and Cream!"
Daisy: "Peach! Help-"
The Peachettes throw their crowns at the team like boomerangs
Milo and Papaya: they throw their hat and crown respectively to combat the crowns and then jump on the Toadettes
A Peachette Crown Bashes them
Speedy: he runs to Mario's portal
Sasha: she jumps on Speedy at the right time "GIDDY UP!"
Speedy: he runs even faster
Sasha: she uses the Lightning Whip to knock the crowns off the Peachettes, while Speedy boosts through them
Peach: "NO! MY PLAN TO DEFEAT BOWSER! RUINED!"
Waluigi: he jumps on Peach and grabs her, throwing her at Wario "WALUIGI NUMBER ONE!"
A Yoshi wraps its tongue around Peach
Yoshi: "Yoshi!"
Peach: "Oh! A Yoshi! I forgot!"
Birdos shoot eggs
Sasha: "Are you using dinosaurs?"
Peach: "Yeah. Now you will be the one to be dethroned!"
Curd: "You Muenster!" she laughs
Peach: "Where are the Luma?"
Ivy: she uses her net to catch them "Luma Fishing! Luma Fishing! Luma Fishing!"
Susan: she uses HER Lightning Whip to fight the Luma
Peach: "Bah, humbug. It doesn't matter though, because-"
Sasha: she uses Black Bomb and rolls over the Yoshis and Birdos and explodes on Peach
Peach: "MARIO!"
Mario: he jumps high and catches Peach
Luigi: "Hey! Where are your a-children?"
Mario: "They're a-fighting with your a-children!"
Peach: "That'll keep them contained."
Ava: she shoulder bashes through the bricks with Swift pushing her, until bumping on one, revealing a Super Star
Susan: she gets the Super Star and goes through the enemies and shooting lightning at the Resistance Members that is powered by the Super Star
Wario: he shoulder bashes Mario and Luigi
The two brothers get sent to the sky
Donkey Kong: he punches Wario and grabs Mario and Luigi
Mario: "Donkey Kong! Finally! You are a-helping us!"
Luigi: "Your a-pet gorilla?"
Mario: "Yes! He's a-helping us now!"
Susan: she grabs Donkey Kong using Lightning Whip
Sasha: she does the same
The duo throws him at the team and sends them to the sky
Peach: "CURSE YOU MARK THE SPY!"
Daisy: "You still have me-"
Mark: he throws Muscle at Daisy
Daisy: "CURSE YOU MARK THE SPY!" she spots Peach
Peach: "Have you always been here?"
Daisy: "No."
Platinum: he threw the Kong family at Donkey Kong using his telekinesis
Lucy: she catches the Lumas "I think I'll make my Mom and my other bosses quit the Chao meat industry."
Isabella: "That's music to my ears!" she shoots music notes at the smaller animals attacking
Ivan: he shoots magic beams at the Chao and Flickies attacking
Lulu: she makes thorns grow, making them wrap around the smaller animal soldiers
Sonic and Amy: they arrive at Mario's world "Well that army tired them out."
Mia: "Feel the breeze, Mom and Dad! I didn't participate!" she creates a tornado
The two dodge
Sonic: "Why did you kill an army?"
Mia: "Mark gave the army 1UPs."
Sonic: "OK, that's fine, but why do you still insist on taking over and not destroying the Eggman Empire and the Koopa Kingdom?"
Mark: "All because of Wario, since he wants to get paid every time, and giving him an entire kingdom will certainly help."
Heads: "Told you many times, Sonic and Amy."
Sasha: she wraps Amy around the Lightning Whip
Amy: struggles to get out of it, and succeeds escaping its grasp and hits her
Samantha: "You forgot about us!"
Sonic: "Together, we're unstoppable, remember?"
Susan: "Yeah, about that..." she shows a Lightning Item from Mario Kart and zaps them
Sonic: he tries running at Susan
Swift: he Cyloops around Sonic, being able to outrun him now, freezing him "From the very first time I won a training battle against you."
Ava: "Times. Plural."
Swift: "Yeah, 2 consecutive wins, I remember now."
Amy: she hits Susan with her hammer
Susan: she gets knocked out
Sasha: she shoots Orange Rocket ammo with her Wispon after using her Asteroid Wispon to clone herself
Amy: she deflects them with her hammer
Ava: she hits Amy
Amy: she falls down "I'm not giving up just yet..."
Swift: he homing attacks Amy and Quick Cyloops her "We completed the training!"
Ava: "A job well done, Swift!"
Mark: "I never won against Mario. Thank you guys. Now it's time to conquer the Koopa Kingdom!"
They go to the Koopa Kingdom and they make some large vehicle that runs over the Koopa soldiers
Wario: he shoulder bashes Bowser
Bowser: "What? YOU DARE BETRAY ME?"
Sasha: she shoots Orange Rocket ammo at Bowser
Bowser: he gets defeated
Bowser Jr.: "Dad!"
The Koopalings arrive at the scene
Sasha: she uses the Asteroid Wispon and easily defeats the Koopalings and Bowser Jr.
They all get sent away
Wario: "I can now rule over the Koopa Kingdom!" he takes the throne "I am the new ruler! More gold! More coins! More money!" his eyes show dollar signs
Waluigi: “Waluigi Number… two… that’s fine.”
They celebrate Wario's new rule in the castle with traditional party stuff
Sasha: "Alike?"
Mark: "Alike."
Susan: "Alike?"
Milo and Papaya: "Alike."
The End!
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