Patrick Sabotages a Meeting

Patrick Sabotages a Meeting is a fanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
==Transcript==
(Patrick can be seen watching television)
News Reporter: The whole town is still waiting for the Mayor to arrive for his address to the people of Bikini Bottom. While we wait...
(the television turns static)
Patrick: Dang it! The TV's broken again. Oh well. How's about some random calls?
(Patrick walks and picks up the telephone and dials a number)
Patrick: Who's gonna pick up this time?
(a telephone is seen ringing on the desk of the Mayor of Bikini Bottom)
Mayor: (answers phone) Hello? Mayor speaking.
Patrick: Mayo speaking? I've never heard a condiment speak before.
Mayor: Condiment? Who is this? I am the Mayor of Bikini Bottom, now what is the point of your call?
Patrick: The point of my call? What is the point of telephones in general? What is the point of the ocean itself?
Mayor: I say this conversation has swayed. Once again I ask, why have you called me?
Patrick: (pause) Who is this?
Mayor: I am the Mayor, for Neptune's sake!
Patrick: The Mayor? Shouldn't you be at a...uh...a meeting?
Mayor: Goodness me, you're right, sir! Good day. (hangs up)
(Patrick hangs up; the television returns with the news reporter)
News Reporter: And the Mayor has made it to the podium, ready to present his speech. Wait a minute. Where is the audience?
Fish 1: (offscreen) Hey, starfish! I thought we were watching football!
(the camera reveals the members of the meeting, sitting behind Patrick's couch)
Patrick: Fine! (changes channel to football) I'm never inviting fish over the phone again.
What a twist!
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