Spy Clops interviews Queen Hypogirtis

Dr. Inferno: Welcome back to my interview studio! Today, Spy Clops will be interviewing the mighty Queen of the Mars Mission Aliens!
Spy Clops: But I don't want to...
Dr. Inferno: Why not?
Spy Clops: I'm going fishing with Dollar Bill and Dr. D. Zaster.
Dr. Inferno: No you're not. You're on air 5 seconds ago.
Alien Queen: I don't have much time.
Spy Clops jumps into interviewer's chair
Spy Clops: Thank you for sitting down with us today, Queen Hippopotamus.
Alien Queen: NO.
Spy Clops: Hamburger?
Alien Queen: NO.
Spy Clops: High Five?
Alien Queen: NO.
Spy Clops: Well, we don't have much time so we'll skip this part. Why did you lose your fight in Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid?
Alien Queen: Because one of my Aliens stole half my armada, and I accidentally brought Hive 12 with me. Luckily, all of the culprits are now disposed of.
Spy Clops: Do you believe you can win your next battle?
Alien Queen: What kind of a question is that? Next.
Spy Clops: Why did you decide to steal my style?
Alien Queen: I didn't. I was born this way.
Spy Clops: Why aren't any other aliens hexapedal?
Alien Queen: Because no other aliens are as awesome as me.
Spy Clops: How are your legal courses coming?
Alien Queen: I have yet to lose a debate.
Spy Clops: Are you sure?
Alien Queen: Yes. 
Spy Clops: You're right. Now, let's turn it over to the audience. Seat RANDOM.
Alien: Can I borrow your armada again?
Alien Queen: NO. Throw him in the cellars.
Alien Commanders drag Alien away.
Spy Clops: Seat UNDERDOG.
Terry: Can I join your army?
Alien Queen: I'm currently in the process of purging my army of all the incompetence it has been plagued with, so no.
Spy Clops: Seat ICE CREAM KILOMETER
Frenzy: Can you be my LAWYER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Alien Queen: It will be expensive.
Frenzy: Here's an old shoe I found in a TREE!!!!!!!
Alien Queen: I don't wear shoes.
Frenzy: An awesome COMMAND ship for the Phoban Aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alien Queen: Where did you find this? I haven't seen this in years! Now I'll win the next battle without a doubt!
Spy Clops: Seat GIGGLEBYTE.
Terabyte: Shut up.
Spy Clops: Do you have a question?
Terabyte: How do you feel that none of the competitors in the first match of Season 2 are real minifigures?
Alien Queen: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Alien Queen stands up and looks menacingly at Terabyte.
Terabyte: I just remembered that technically, I have to go now.
Terabyte runs out of building.
Alien Queen: AFTER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spy Clops: That's all the time we have for today! Come back soon for more interviews! Now I have to go fishing! Bye!
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