Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs/Transcript

==Transcript==
It's happening!
Wait up, guys!
The baby's coming!The baby's coming!
- Watch it!
- I'm having a baby!
- Code Blue! Code Blue!
- Or pink if it's a girl.
Having a baby! Having a baby!I'm coming, Ellie!
We got it!
SID: Ow!
Manny: Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Where are you, Ellie, Where am I? Huh?
Ellie: Manny! I told you it was just a kick.
(BOTH GROANING)
Manny: Ohh, right! Right, oh, wow. Ohh, you really gave daddy a scare! Daddy got silly. Daddy fall down cliff and go boom, boom, boom, boom. Silly daddy. Yeah... (chuckles) Uh, sorry, folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.
Molehog: Do you know who I'd want to kick?
Start: That's the third false alarm this week.
Sid: All right show's over. Break it up. Break it up. Oh, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven.
Beaver mom: (grunts angrily) I'm not pregnant!
Sid: (GROANS) Ow! It's too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother. Ow!
Ellie: Manny I know you're excited, I am too, but you're getting a little carried away. 
Okay, okay!Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego.
Wait a second. Where is Diego?
Gazelle: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Whoo! My hooves are burning, baby! They are burning! (laughs) Oh, look at this, I gotta tiptoe, I gotta tiptoe. Eat my dust, dingo! (laughing, panting) 
ELLIE: Now?
Can I look now?
- Easy, don't freak out the baby. The baby is fine. It's the freaked out daddy I'm worried about. Ah-ah-ahh, no peeking. Voila! Playground for junior...
- Wow! It's amazing.
- (gentle chiming) Oh, Manny...
- I made it myself, our family. Hey, why aren't I up there?
- (buzzing) Thanks. You can be on ours.
- You'd fit right in.
Of course it's still a work in progress.
A few rough edges, here and there.
I don't believe it, you're trying to baby proof nature.
Baby proof nature?
Get outta here.
That's ridiculous. (bird twittering) (muffled whining)
Manny, this is the world our baby's
gonna grow up in. You can't change that.
Of course I can, I'm the
biggest thing on earth.
Okay big daddy, I can't wait to see,
how you handle the teen years.
Come on, Sid.
I don't want you
touching anything.
This place is for kids.
Are you a kid?
Uh...
Don't answer that.
Diego, there you are.
You missed the big surprise.
Oh, right, right.
- I'll check it out later.
- Okay, See ya.
You know, I think there's
something bothering, Diego.
Nah, I'm sure everything's fine.
You should talk to him.
Guys don't talk to guys,
about guy problems.
- We just punch each other on the shoulders.
- That's stupid!
To a girl.
To a guy, that's
like six months of therapy.
Okay, okay, I'm going.
- Hey.
Diego: Ow. Why'd you do that?
Manny: I don't know.
So listen, Ellie thinks there's
something bothering you, now I told her--
Actually, I've been thinking, that soon,
it might be time for me to head out.
Okay, so I'll just tell her that
your fine. It was nothing.
Look, who are we kidding, Manny? I'm losing my edge.
I'm not really built for
chaperoning playdates.
What are you talking about?
Having a family, that's huge.
And I'm happy for you, but...
- It's your adventure, not mine.
- So you don't want to be around my kid?
No, no, no, that's...
you're taking this the wrong way.
No go, go find some adventure.
Mr. Adventure guy!
Don't let my boring domestic life
hit you in the butt on your way out.
Isn't Ellie supposed to be the
one with the hormonal imbalance?
Manny, wait! No one has to leave.
- So?
- That's why guys don't talk to guys.
- Why, what happened?
- Diego's leaving.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this should be the best
time of our lives. We're having a baby.
- No, Sid. They're havin' a baby
- Yeah but, we're a herd. A family.
Look things have changed.
Manny has other priorities now.
Face it, Sid. We had a great run,
but... now it's time to move on.
Sid: So it's just the two of us.
No, Sid. It's not the two of us. 
Sid: Crash and Eddie are coming with us? Just, Crash? Just, Eddie?
Bye, Sid!
Okay, calm down. Calm down.
I'm good at making friends. I'll make my own herd. That's what I'll do.
BOTH: Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man...
SID: Hey! Mis amigos. Que pasa?
Well, at least you still got your looks.
Oh, great.
Anybody here? Anyone?
Hello?
Poor guys. I know what it's like to feel abandoned.
Don't worry. You're not alone anymore.
There you go.
Okay, okay. I'm okay, I'm okay.
Stay there. Stay there. And you, you take care of your brother, now. Momma's gonna be right back.
Momma's coming, baby!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (panting) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ow!
Gotcha! Hey. (yelps) (grunting)
(EXCLAIMING)
What did I just tell you kids?
Sid: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! Bad egg. Rotten egg! A heart attack you almost gave me! Oh, I'm sorry, darling. It's just that I love you so much. Now, I want you to meet your Uncle Manny and your Aunt Ellie. (high pitched): Hello! I'd like to present Egbert, Shelly and Yoko.
Manny: Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.
Sid: Shh! My kids will hear you!
Manny: They're not your kids, Sid. Take them back. You're not meant to be a parent.
Sid: Why not?
Manny: First sign, stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign, one of them almost became an omelet. 
Ellie: Sid, someone's probably worried sick looking for them.
Sid: No. They were underground, in ice. If it wasn't for me, they'd be Eggsicles. Whew.
Manny: Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family, too, someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl with low standards, no real options or sense of smell...
Ellie: What Manny means to say is...
Sid: No, I get it. I'll take them back. You have your family, and I'm better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude. In the ice forever! A lone, lonely loner. 
Manny: That's a lot of aloneness.
Sid: Precisely!
Ellie: Sid, wait!
Manny: No! No, it's okay. He'll bounce back. It's one of the advantages of being Sid.
Sid: Why should I take you back? I love kids! I'm responsible, loving, nurturing. What do you think? Mmm. I knew you would agree.
[A storm rolled in.]
Sid: Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't cry! Don't cry. I'll find a dry place. Okay. Here, here, let me just dry you off.
[Sid wipes the eggs clean only to realize he smeered the drawn faces.]
Sid: I don't know. Being a parent's a lot of work. Maybe I'm not ready. 
ALL: Momma!
Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma, Ma, Ma...
(ALL PURRING)
I'm a mommy.
Boom, boom, acka, lacka, lacka, boom
Where's Mommy?
Boom, boom, acka, lacka, boom, boom
(babies cooing)
Boom, boom, acka, lacka, lacka, boom
Here I am.
Boom, boom, acka, lacka, boom, boom
(ALL LAUGHING)
(WALK THE DINOSAUR PLAYING)
There you go. Nice squeaky faces.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(snoring)
(yawns) (yawning)
Open the doorGet on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the doorGet on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the doorGet on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I got it! I got it!
(SCREAMING)
(CHUCKLING) No, no! Stop!Not me! No, stop, stop!
(chomping) Ow! (moaning)
Hey, no biting. Uh-uh. (whimpering) (crying) Oh.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.No, it's okay. It's okay. Don't cry.
Why-why are you still crying? Are you hungry?
Maybe you're hungry.I know just the thing. (snoring gently)
(SINGING) Hush, hush You mean, vicious animal I'm your baby and this is my milk
Ahhhh! I thought you were a female!
I'm sorry, but you can't go in. Manny says it's just for kids. Wait a minute. You are kids!
Ow!
Just don't break anything!
The sloth says the playground's open!
No, wait! Not for everyone!
Oh, no, no, no! D-Don't touch that! (groans and grunts) Aah! (kids groan)
BOY: Yahoo!
- What are they?
- Who cares? They're fun!
- Play nice!
- Mommy, she's not sharing!
- Aren't you going to do something?
- Why? My kid had it first.
- Did not!
- Did, too!
- Did not.
- Did, too!
- Did not!
- Liar, liar, fur on fire!
What is the matter with you?
I'm a single mother with three kids. 
I could use a little compassion!
Whoa... Slow down! No!
No, don't...!
Stop, stop, stop!
- Ronald!
- Oh... That's a shame.
Whoa! Oh! (squeaking)
SID: Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
No, no, no! (groaning)
- Hold on, Little Johnny!
- I'm trying!
Sid: You know, experts say you should let your kids eat whatever they want!
Ellie: Do you think my ankles look fat?
Manny: Ankles. What ankles?
[Ronald comes flying down screaming. Manny catches him]
Manny: Ronald! Where did you come from?
[Ronald pointed where the crwod is.]
Manny: Oh, no. 
Sid: Okay, come on. Spit him out. If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant. One... ...two.. Don't make me say "three". Well, there we are, a picture of health.
- That's not Little Johnny.
Sid: Well, better than nothing.
DIATRYMA MOM: Oh, Madison.
(Sid chuckles nervously)
Sid: Come on. Barf him up.
Manny: Sid.
Sid: Oh, hey. Hey, Manny.
Johnny's Mother: (gasping): Little Johnny. (groans) (cooing)
MANNY: (tinkling) Oh wait. N-No! Oh, oh.
Sid: Oh, I'm really sorry.
Crash: This place is totaled.
Eddie: And we didn't wreck it.
Crash: We're losing our touch, bro.
Sid: Well, the important thing is that no one got hurt. Except for that guy... and, and those three. GIRL: Ow. And her. 
Manny: I told you to take them back, and you kept them! Now, look what they've done.
Sid: Okay, granted, we do have some discipline issues.
Manny: Eating kids is not a discipline issue.
Sid: But he spit them out.
Manny: Well, that's super. Let's give him a gold star. Kid of the week! They don't belong here, Sid. Whatever they are, wherever you found 'em, take them back.
Sid: Manny, I'm not getting rid of my kids.
Earthquake!
Sid: Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Momma's here.
Do earthquakes shriek?
Ellie: I thought those guys were extinct!
Manny: Well, then that is one angry fossil. Sid!
Sid: Come on, come on, come on, come on! Inside, inside, inside!
Manny: Nobody move a muscle!
Sid: Shh, No, No, No, don't cry. [singing] We are poor little lambs. We lost our way. Bah, bah, AAAAAAH!
[Momma T-Rex grabs the rock to reveal Sid with the baby dinosaurs and approaches him.]
Manny: [as Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from the mother] Sid, give them to her! She's their mother!
Sid: How do I know she's their mother?!
Manny: What do you want, a birth certificate?! SHE'S A DINOSAUR!
Sid: Well, I put the blood, sweat and tears to raise them!
Manny: For a day! Give them back, you lunatic!
Sid: [to Momma T-Rex] Look, these are my kids! And you're gotta have to go through me to get 'em! [Momma T-Rex carries them away]
Ellie: Sid!
Manny: Sid!
Sid: HELP!
[scene cuts to Diego walking alone. The Gazelle he was pursuing earlier sprints past him in a panic.]
Gazelle: RUN!
Diego: Don’t you have anything better to do? WHOA, AHH! [He narrowly avoids being stomped on by Momma T-Rex. He watches as the dinosaur stomps off carrying Sid in her mouth]
Sid: Help!
Diego: Sid?
Manny: Sid must be down there.
Crash: Well, he's dead.
Eddie: Real shame. He will be missed.
Ellie: Oh, no, no, no, no. Not so fast.
Manny: Okay, Ellie, this is where I draw the line. You, Crash and Eddie, back to the village.
Ellie: Yeah, that's gonna happen.
Manny: Ellie, you saw that thing! This is gonna be dangerous!
Ellie: Talk to the trunk.
Manny: Oh, great. After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.
- Ladies first.- Age before beauty!
- No pain, no gain!
- What pain?
Whoa!
- Sid!
CRASH: Sid!
MANNY: Oh, no. No, no! Not good. Not good. Ellie! Ellie, wait up! Okay, look, if you feel anything, even if it's nothing, you gotta tell me, and then we're out of here.
Ellie: Okay.
Manny: We need a code word! Yeah. Something that says, "The baby's coming."
Ellie: Hmm. How about, "Aaah! The baby's coming!" How's that?
Manny: Too long. We need something short and punchy, like... "Peaches!"
Ellie: Peaches?
Manny: I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy. Just like you.
Ellie: You think I'm round?
Round is good. Round is foxy. (Crash and Eddie shuddering)
MANNY: Stay close.
(dinosaur grunts) (pterosaurs squawking)
Are you guys having the same dream I am?
We've been living above an entire world, and we didn't even know it.
Run for it! Hurry!
Whoa!
Manny: Diego! W-What are you doing here?
Diego: Sightseeing! I'm looking for Sid, same as you!
- Well! Aren't you noble?
This is not the time, guys!
We need all the help we can get!
(SNARLING) (stammering) Aah!
Never mind.
Ellie: Here, boy! Here! Come on! Good boy! Come on! Climb on.
Manny: Are you nuts? We're not getting on that thing!
Elie: It's either this dinosaur or that one! Pregnant lady wants to live! Yabba-dabba-doo! 
Manny: Don't ever yabba-dabba do that again!
- I feel so puny.
- How do you think I feel?
Buck: (thud) Ow! Aha!
Buck: Take cover! 
Dude, you're awesome. You're like the brother I never had. 
Me, too. 
Can we keep him? 
Buck: Buck.
Manny: What?
Buck: The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for... (echoing): ...Buh. Aah... Hmm. A little dull. What are you doing here?
Buck: What are you doing here?
Ellie: Our friend was taken by a dinosaur.
Buck: Well... he's dead. Welcome to my world! Now, uh, go home. Off you pop!
Ellie: Not without Sid.
Manny: Ellie, wait, maybe the deranged hermit has a point.
Ellie: Manny, we came this far, we're gonna find him.
Manny:[Shrieks as Buck drops down in front of him.]
Buck: If you go in there you'll find your friend...[Dramatically zooms in on his face; ominously] IN THE AFTERLIFE.
How do you know, oh
great and wisely weaselly one? 
Buck: [eats the sand then spits it out] Yeah, um. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies and some floppy green thing.
Manny: Yeah, we're friends with the floppy green thing.
Diego: You got all that from the tracks?
Buck: No, not really. I saw 'em come through
here earlier. She's headed for Lava Falls. That's where they care for the newborns. To get there, you've got to go
through the Jungle of Misery,
across the Chasm of Death...
...to the Plates of Woe.
Crash and Eddie: Whoa.
Manny: Okay. Good luck with the slow descent into madness. We're gonna go now.
Buck: [stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast? I call him... RUDY.
Manny: Oh, good. Good. I was worried it was something intimidating, like "Sheldon" or "Tim".
Crash: Wait. You mean there's something bigger than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck: Aye.
Eddie: "Eye"?
Buck: Aye-aye! He's the one that gave me this! [pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie: Whoa! He gave you that patch...?!
Crash: For free?! That's so cool!
Eddie: Yeah! [starts shaking Crash] Maybe he'll give us one, too! [Crash and Eddie both laugh and high-five] [while Crash is humming along] Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Manny: [to a dumbfounded Buck] Welcome to my world.
Buck: Abandon all hope. Ye who enters there...
Manny: Alright, we get it! Doom and despair, yada, yada, yada.
Crash: It sounds like a Jungle of Misery of me.
Ellie: Hold on.
Manny: Why? What’s wrong? Peaches?
Ellie: What? No. It's just... I got a funny feeling.
Manny: You're hungry-- low blood sugar! Well, there's some fruit.
No! Manny!
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
This isn't exactly your playground.
Manny: Like... like I'm really gonna be afraid of a pretty flower. What?
Diego: Bet you didn't see that coming.
- Manny!
- For the record, I blame you for this.
Stop eating our friends, plant!
That's it, I'm tearing it up from the roots.
Buck: Do that, and it will clamp shut forever.
What?
Buck: All right, preggers, don't get your trunk in a knot. I'll have them out of there before they're digested.
Manny: Digested?
Buck: They'll be nothing but bones in three minutes. Well, maybe five for the fat one.
Manny: I'm not fat!
I feel tingly.
Don't say that when you're pressed up against me.
Not that kind of tingly.
I-I can feel it too.
Help! Someone help us!
Ellie: Ooh... hurry!
Buck: It's time to get... Buck wild. 
Manny: Who's fat now? 
Buck: (SNORTS) Tourists.
Barfed on by a plant. 
Both: Awesome.
Ellie: Say something.
Manny: Uh... thanks for saving us. 
Buck, will you help us find the floppy green thing? 
- That's not necessary.
- Yes, it is. 
Buck: All right, I'll help you, but I got rules. Rule number #1: Always listen to Buck. Rule number #2: Stay in the middle of the trail. Rule number #3: He who has gas travels at the back of the pack. 
Come on, then. Chop-chop.
Manny: We should all have our heads examined. 
Buck: That's rule number #4.
Now, let's go find your friend. 
Sid: No, it's okay. It's okay. Don't worry. We're gonna be fine. Please stop swaying. I'm a little nauseous. See? She's putting us down... No! I'm too young to be eaten! Whoa. Nice mucus. 
And I don't say that to everyone. Listen, families get complicated. 
Maybe we can work something out. I can take them Sunday to Tuesday. Wednesday to Friday? Weekends? It's okay! Momma's okay. If you eat me, it will send a bad message. Ha! Score one for the sloth! And the score's all tied up.
- Do you think the beast will find Sid?
- Or, uh, more importantly, us? 
Rudy? Are you joking? 
Buck: He's relentless. He knows all. Sees all. Eats all. 
So that's a yes. 
Buck: Hey, get off my lawn! Go on. Shoo. I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. 
You know, before he came out. 
So you're just living down here by your wits,
all on your own, no responsibilities? 
Not a one! It's incredible. 
No dependence, no limits, the greatest life a single guy could have. 
Hear that? This is my kind of place. 
Buck: Hello? Yeah, no, no. No, I can't talk right now. Yeah, no, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth. (chuckles) They're following me. I know! They think I'm crazy. No, oh, okay. We're going into the Chasm of Death,
I'm-I'm gonna lose you. (whispering): Yeah, I love you too. Alright, goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye. Okay, follow me!
That's you in three weeks.
So, why do they call it the Chasm of Death?
Buck: Well we tried, "Big Smelly Crack," but, uh, that just made everybody giggle.
Well, now what? (slicing)
Buck: - Madame...
Manny: Whoa. She is not doing that. 
Buck: B-b-b-buh... Rule number #1. Come on, mammoth. You supposed to have a good memory. 
Ellie: Always listen to Buck. 
Buck: Now, eyes forward, backs straight... and... oh, yes, breathe in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.
Ellie: Toxic fumes?
Buck: Just another day in paradise.
Manny: Wait!
Buck: Geronimo!
Manny: Ellie, you okay?
Ellie: You have to try this!
Buck: All right, now, pile on
everyone, couldn't be easier. 
Buck: Don't panic! Just some, uh, technical difficulties. Keep holding it in, boys.
Eddie: [couldn't hold his breath any longer] I can't take it anymore!
Crash: [points to Eddie] He breathed it! [gasps] And now I'm breathing it!
[Crash and Eddie start choking for a few seconds]
Eddie: [in squeaky voice] Hey! We're not dead!
Crash: [also in squeaky voice] You sound ridiculous!
Eddie: Me? You should hear you! [they both start laughing] All right, all right. And a 1, and a 2!
Crash and Eddie: [singing] ♪ Christmas, Christmas time is here. ♪
Manny: [while holding breath] Are you crazy?
[Crash and Eddie giggle, while Diego takes a breath of the gas]
Diego: [in high-pitched voice] It's not poison. Huh? [laughs, Crash and Eddie laugh as well]
Crash: That is so disturbing!
Buck: Stop laughing! All of you!
Crash: [imitating Buck] "Stop laughing! All of you!"
[Crash and Eddie laugh some more, and then shush]
Manny: [in squeaky voice, imitating Buck] "What's rule #1?" [They all laugh while Buck scowls at them]
Ellie: They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?
Buck: They DIED LAUGHING! [he points to a bunch of skeletons on the ground below with jaws agape; Ellie gasps]
Ellie: Stop laughing!
Manny: You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! [they all laugh hysterically]
Eddie: And I don't even like Sid!
Crash: Who does?! He's an idiot! [they laugh some more]
Diego: Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
Manny: [sarcastically] Thank you for deserting the herd! THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER! [pauses; they all laugh yet again until a thud is heard] [reaches up and tickles Buck with his trunk] Coochie-coochie-coo!
Buck: Stop that! [gasps] Don't you see?! [in squeaky voice] We're all gonna die! [everyone laughs, including Buck]
Ellie: [sighs] We gotta do everything, huh?
[pulls down a tree, bringing the tram down towards her]
Eddie: Sometimes, I wet my bed!
Crash: That's all right. Sometimes, I wet your bed!
[they all laugh once more until they fall off the tram and see Ellie looking at them]
Manny: [In normal voice] Uh... I'm not sure how much of that you could hear.
Ellie: Oh, I heard all of it.
Manny: Right. Yeah.
Eddie: [In normal voice] You wet my bed?
Crash: [In normal voice] That was gas talk, dude.
Manny: Well, uh, better get moving. [Buck laughs hysterically in the Chasm of Death]
Diego: [In normal voice] Aren't we forgetting something?
Buck: [squeaky voice] Here, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! [laughs] I'm so lonely.
Sid: Okay. Here you go guys... Mangia, mangia. Ow! What? You're not gonna eat your vegetables? How are you going to become big and strong, dinosaurs? Oh no. I've raised them vegetarian. It's a healthier lifestyle. I mean, look at me. I have the pelt of a much younger sloth. Excuse me. I'm trying to have a conversation here. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not for us, kids. It's way too feathery and fleshy and... and alive! No. No, no, no. We do not eat live animals, period. Now go, fly. Be free. Little, flightless bird. Uh, my bad. Hey, where you going? This is how you resolve conflict? No wonder you're single. Oh, come on, am I talking to myself here? I say they're vegetarian, you say, "Grr." I say "Can we talk about this?" You say, "Grr." I don't call that communication. See, that's your answer to everything. Whoa! What are you afraid of? You're the biggest thing on Earth. Aren't you? Hey! 
[Buck is talking to himself using three skull puppets]
First Skull Puppet: "They'll never survive! It's dangerous by day!"
Second Puppet: "But it's even worse at night!"
First Puppet: "Plus, their guide is a lunatic!"
Buck: What?!
Second Puppet: "You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!"
Buck: I am not!
First Puppet: "Totally bonkers!"
Third Puppet: "And his feet smell!"
Buck: Shut up!
Third Puppet: "You shut up!"
Buck: Oh, you little-- (he begins to wrestle with the foot puppet)
Manny: (uncomfortably) He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving? (Buck and the foot puppet stop wrestling)
Third Puppet: "What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely."
Buck: The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry?
Third Puppet: "I am."
Buck: You don't need the calories!
Buck: There I was, my back against the wall, no way out, perched on a razor's edge of oblivion, staring into the eye of the great white beast.
Were you killed?
Buck: Sadly, yes. But I lived!
Whew!
Buck: Never had I felt so alive than when I was so close to death. Just before Rudy could suck me down his gullet, I grabbed hold of that gross, pink, fleshy thing that dangles at the back of the throat.
[Crash and Eddie groan in disgust.]
Buck: I hung onto that sucker, and I swung back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, until finally, I let go and shot right out of his mouth! I may have lost an eye that day, but I got this!
- Rudy's tooth!
- Dang!
Buck: It's like the old saying: "An eye for
a tooth, a nose for a chin, a butt for a..." Well, it's an old saying. But
uh, it's not a very good one.
You are Super Weasel.
- Ultra Weasel!
- Diesel Weasel! (gruff scatting) (scoffs): Huh... What? He is.
Now let me tell you about the time I used
to sharpen, clam-Shell to turn a T. Rex...
- into a "T. Rachel.
- Yes, master.
Yes, master.
MANNY: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's enough fairy tales for one night.
- Come on, Ellie.
You should rest now.
- (scoffs) Life of the party.
All right, you guys get some shut-eye, I'll keep watch.
Don't worry, Buck, we got this.
- Nighttime is possum time.
- Yeah, we own the night baby.
Good night, Rudy.
Sid: Wait, wait. What about me? Sleep well, kids. We have a busy day tomorrow. Foraging, hunting. Missing my friends. Probably aren't missing me. Aw, you're a real softie, you know that?
Manny?
Crash? Eddie?
Manny?
What's going on?
Are you okay?
Uh... I'm sorry.
I just wanted to keep you safe, and
now you're in the most dangerous place in the world.
Hey, this isn't your fault.
It's bigger than both of us.
We have to get Sid.
Yeah, but If I had been a better friend to him... we wouldn't be here.
Better friend?
Are you plucking my whiskers?
You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy.
Not the best husband or father,
but a darn good friend. 
Buck: Everybody stop! I smell something. Hmm, smells like a buzzard's butt fell off. And then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks.
Diego: That's Sid.
Buck: Mammals, We have ourselves a crime scene. A tuft of fur. Half-eaten carcass. Hunk of... (groans) Oh, no! Broccoli. Here's what I think happened:
Dinosaur attacked Sid. Sid fights back
with piece of broccoli, leaving dinosaur, a vegetable.
Diegp: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent, or coordinated.
Manny: Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, all right. Good point Theory two. Sid's eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli, a vegetable.
Manny: Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?
Buck: Hmm... three months ago. I woke up
one morning married to a pineapple, an ugly pineapple. But I loved her.
Diego: Uh, Buck? I think you missed a little clue over here.
Buck: Well, your friend might be alive, but not for long. Rudy's closing in. 
ALL: Whoa...
Buck: You got it. The Plates of Woe or whatever's left of them.
Buck: Single file everyone. Head for Lava Falls.
- What's that sound?
Buck: It's the wind. It's speaking to us.
What's it saying?
Buck: I don't know. I don't speak Wind.
Manny: Ellie?
Ellie: I'm fine. Don-Don't worry about me. I'm just taking my t... (screams)
Ellie-- whoa! 
- Manny!
- Get to the ledge!
Ellie!
CRASH: Ellie, where are you?
ELLIE: It's okay! I'm up here!
Manny: Hang on, Ellie! We'll be right there!
Sid: Wait! Sloth down! Wait, wait, wait. Time out! Hold up. Sheesh! You guys are getting fast! Ah, it's not so bad down here. 
Nice weather, friendly neighbors. Hi, neighbor.
Buck: Rudy.
Rudy?
Buck: Never heard that kind of dino before.
Manny: That's Sid!
Buck: We'll have to move fast.
Ellie: Manny, pineapples!
Buck: Pineapples?
Manny: She gets cravings.
Ellie: Pomegranates, grapefruits, nectarines.
Diego: She's ordering a fruit cocktail.
Ellie: Come on, think. Peaches! 
Manny: Peaches...? Peaches! The baby! W-W-What now?!
Diego: This not good.
Manny: The baby's coming, did you guys hear that?! 'Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head. But I heard...
Crash: Can you try to hold it in? 
Ellie: [from offscreen] Can somebody slap him for me?
Eddie: [slaps Crash] Done and done. [dusts off hands]
Manny: Just sit tight, we're coming!
Buck: There's only one thing to do. Possums, your with me. Manny you take care of Ellie until we get back.
What? No, you can't leave now.
She's off the trail.
What about rule number #2?
Buck: Rule number #5 says, you can ignore rule number #2, if there's a female involved... or possibly a cute dog.
You know I just
make up these rules as I go along.
Yeah, but, but, but...
she's... you have to.
Diego: Manny, it's alright. I got your back.
- Now you're talking.
Come on, lads.
- Take care of our sister, mister.
- No pressure.
What does that mean, "I've got your back"?.
I mean,
I'd rather they covered the front.
- That's where all the good stuff is, isn't it?
- We gotta move.
Ellie: Whew, okay, alright. It's okay. Daddy's, daddy's coming. I gotta say sweet heart,
you really got timing...
Oh! Whew.
Go away! Go away! Shoo!Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Don't worry. It's just lava.
Deadly boiling lava!
Buck: Boys! Are you ready for adventure?
- Yes, sir!
Buck: For danger?
- Yes, sir!
Buck: For death?
Uh, can you repeat the question?
BUCK: Jump! Ha-ha! No!
That's right! Come on!
Have you ever flown one of these before?
Buck: No! First time, actually.
Diego: There she is.
Manny: Ellie!
Ellie: Manny!
Manny: I need to get to her.
Diego: Listen, I'll protect Ellie. You stop those guys.
Manny: But..
Diego: Manny, if they reach her, it'll
be to late. You have to trust me.
Alright, let's do it.
Diego: Whoo, my paws are burning baby. They're burning, I gotta tiptoe. Tippy-toe, tippy-toe.
Ellie: Excuse me, twinkle toes. Giving birth here. 
Diego: Oh, right, sorry. You okay?
Ellie: Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego: No, not really, but Manny's coming.
Ellie: Diego, I'm scared. Can I hold your paw? 
Diego: Yeah, of course. Just go with the pain. It's just a contraction.
Ellie: No! [screams in horror]
Crash: [spotting Sid on the lava river] Look, He's right there!
Buck : Roger.
Eddie: No, Sid!
Buck : I know, Roger.
Crash: Why don't we get Sid first, and then we go back for Roger?
Buck: Uh...Never mind.
[Buck whips Roger in almost to save Sid but the Pterosaur approaches the crew]
Crash: Uh... Buck?!
[Buck gasps and all the Pterosaurs screeching to chase Buck and his crew]
Buck: Yah!
[Buck dodges the Pterosaurs and misses Sid in the lava)
Eddie: No, no, no, Buck, Buck, wait, wait! Sid's that way!
Buck: Tell that to them!
Bring it on, you chicken headed freaks!
Don't worry about a thing.
You're doing fine. It's going great. Uh, excuse me. Just keep breathing.
Ellie: Diego!
Diego: Just breathe, that's the important thing. (engine-like whooshing) Grab that ammo. (both gasp)
- Bogey, three o' clock. (whooshing) (screeches)
- Fire! This is awesome! Light it up! (screeches)
- Yeah!
- Hasta la vista, birdie! 
Let's get our sloth!
[Gets hit by a Pterodactyl making Roger Knock out and fall down]
Buck: We're hit! We're hit! Mayday! Mayday! We're losing altitude! [pokes the eye to Roger and gives the ropes to Crash and Eddie] Hold these! Oh, it tastes like fish!
Eddie: Okay. That's just weird.
(Crash and Eddie yell)
Eddie: I love you, bro!
Crash: I know!
Buck: Snap out of it! Come on! Pull!
(Crash and Eddie yell)
Sid: This is the end of Sid, the Sloth. (screams, falling from the lava falls. Pteranodon Roger catches him) (sloth shouts) (Roger roars at him) Help!
Crash: No, Sid! It's me.
Eddie: And me.
Buck: And me!
Sid: I-I don't want to panic anybody, but who's flying this thing?!
Sid: No, no, wait! Wait! My kids!
[Momma T-Rex arrives and the Baby Dinosaurs miss Sid]
Sid: I never even got to say goodbye.
Ellie: You can do it. Push! Push!
Diego: I can't do it. 
Ellie: Just one more big push.
Diego: You have no idea what I'm going through.
Okay, forget I said that.
Let's do this together.
Manny: I liked you guys better when you were extinct! 
Diego: Getting dizzy. Manny! Come on, buddy. 
I think we're getting close. 
She's perfect. I think we should call her Ellie. Little Ellie...
- I've got a better name... Peaches.
Peaches?
Why not? She's sweet and round and covered with fuzz.
Peaches. I love it.
I saw that, tough guy.
No, no, that last dino caught my eye with a claw and... Alright, so I'm not made of stone.
SID: Incoming! 
It's Sid!
Oh, It's a boy!
- That's it's tail.
It's a girl.
Oh, hi, sweetheart!
Hello, hello.
It's Uncle Sid...
Yes it is.
Oh, you're so beautiful.
Oh, she is... She looks just like her mother.
Thank goodness.
Oh, no offense, Manny, no offense.
You're beautiful on the inside.
It's good to have you back, Sid.
Never thought I would say this, but... I missed you buddy.
Oh, I wish my kids were here.
You could have been friends.
Ellie!
Goo, goo, goo.
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
I didn't.
I forgot what it was like to be part of a family.
What about you?Ever thought about having kids?
Hm.
All right, mammals. Let's get you home.
This is it, mammals. Right where you started.
This was fun!
We could make it a regular thing.
I don't know about that.
Right! Right. Yes, because of all the mortal peril, of course.
Oh, well, the Buck stops here.
We couldn't have done it without you.
Well obviously. But, good times just the sa... We're not alone, are we?
Hello, Rudy.
Run!
Buck: Over here, you colossal fossil! Looking for something? Why don't you come and get it! To the cave! Go!
Manny: Stay with the baby.
Ellie: We'll be fine. Go.
Diego: Wuss.
Pop goes the weasel!
Shoo! Shoo! Come on! Move!
Diego! Gotcha!
Sid: Through the hole, over the valley. One more loop...
- Come on lads, heave!
Better luck next time, snowflake. This isn't gonna hold him long.
Let's go!
Sid: Hold up, guys!
Way to go, Momzilla!
Come here, kids. 
Well, let me tell you something. You're where you belong now. And I'm sure you're gonna grow up to be giant, horrifying dinosaurs. Just like your mother. And Momma...
...take good care of our kids. 
You were a good parent, Sid.
- Thanks!
- Can I babysit for you?
- Not a chance.
- Oh, come on, I work cheap.
- Alright, I'll think about it.
- Yes!
- Never happen.
Buck: He's gone. What am I supposed to do now?
- That's easy.
- Come with us.
- You mean... up there?
Huh.
I never thought of going back.
I've been down here so long, it feels like up to me. I'm not sure I can fit-in up there anymore.
So, look at us. We look like a normal herd to you?
Buck: So long, big guy!
That's our cue. Come on, Peaches.
Buck: He's alive.
Buck...?
- I... I gotta...
- Yeah...
Besides... this world should really stay down here.
- Take care of 'them, Tiger.
- Always listen to Buck.
We're almost out.
Rudy!
- Is everybody, okay?
- Where's Buck?
Diego: Don't worry. He's where he wants to be.
Is he gonna be okay?
Diego: Are you kidding? Nothing can kill that weasel. It's Rudy I'm worried about.
Manny: I know this baby makes three thing isn't for you.
But, well whatever you decide to do...
I'm not leaving, buddy.
Life of adventure...
It's right here.
But, I gotta-
I got a whole speech
here.
I've been working on it. 
How can I show you that I'm strong and sensitive?
Noble, yet caring?
Hoo!
Ow.
Thanks! Whoa-ho-ho!
Ah, they grow so fast, huh?
Yeah, I mean--
Look at my kids.
It seems they were born one day and then gone the next.
They were, Sid.
Sid: Yeah, it was a lot of work.
Ellie: It's right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age. 
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