Awards Show

Awards Show is a special episode of the spin-off, NKC, written by AllisonLoaded. It released December 31, 2022.
==Plot==
Rex hosts an awards show.
==Script==
(Episode begins with Rex standing at a podium; the entire NKC cast is watching)
Rex: Hello everyone, I hope you had a good SLA!
(The crowd erupts in cheer)
Rex: I’d like to thank absolutely everyone here tonight for nominating and voting for NKC for best spinoff and episode of the year! It’s an honor to win spin-off of the year, and-
(Krabs runs on stage and whispers into Rex’s ear)
Rex: We lost to WHAT?!
(Krabs shrugs)
Rex: FUCK THIS.
(Rex storms off stage)
Rex: I’M GONNA TAKE AN ANGRY PISS.
Krab: Uh… So I guess I’ll be taking over, then.
(Krabs awkardly steps onto the podium)
Krabs: Really, I am honored that Mr. Krabs Fucks Corpses won the SLA for hall of fame episode. I’m so glad that my deranged fucking pastime (pun VERY intended!) won all your love and support. And in honor, I’m gonna fuck a corpse, LIVE ON-
Squidward: (Offscreen) No, you’re fucking not!
Krabs: Don’t make me fuck YOUR corpse, Mr. Squidward. 
(Rex storms back in and fucking shoots Krabs in the face with a shotgun as he steps back on the podium)
Rex: That was the best piss of my life. Anyways, now we’ll hear a speech from none other than Squidward and Plankton!
(Squidward and Plankton walk onto the podium as a weak clap fills the audience)
Plankton: That was it? That’s all the applause we get?!
Squidward: Hello, you may remember Plankton and I from Krillanon, that conspiracy theory cause that got the entire city destroyed and murdered millions of people. 
Plankton: STOP THE STEAL!
Squidward: We would like to thank everyone here tonight for voting for our very show in the… Square Logo Awards? What the fuck are the Square Logo Awards?
Plankton: I dunno, some awards show made by gay people to vote for gay things.
Squidward: I don’t like gay people.
Plankton: Yeah, neither do I.
Patrick: (Offscreen) Hold on!
(Patrick runs onto the podium, pushing Squidward and Plankton out of his way)
Patrick: WHAT ABOUT THE NKC MOVIE?! WHY DIDN’T THE NKC MOVIE WIN?! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Rex: Patrick, the NKC movie never even released.
Patrick: BUT, BUT, NKC MOVIE HYPE! THERE WAS THAT WHOLE NKC MOVIE HYPE THING! THE FUCKING MEMES! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING MEMES?!
Rex: Who would be dumb enough to vote for a film that never even came out?
Patrick: (Grabbing Rex) ME, YOU FUCKING JACKOFF. I WAS SO HYPED FOR THE NKC MOVIE! I WAS SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR IT, ONLY FOR IT TO BE CANCELLED! YOU KNOW HOW PISSED THAT MAKES ME?!
Rex: Obviously… very pissed.
Patrick: RIGHT! THE NKC MOVIE SHOULD HAVE COME OUT! IT’S BULLSHIT IT DIDN’T! FUCK ALL OF YOU! YOU ALL-
(Patrick gets shot in the face by Rex’s shotgun)
Rex: (Sighing as he approaches the podium) If anyone else would like to interrupt me before I end this show, please approach the podium.
(Squilliam casually approaches the podium)
Squilliam: Hello, everyone. I’m Squilliam Fancyson from NKC season 3. I know very little of you actually, uh, cared for NKC season 3, but-
(Rex shotguns Squillaim in the face)
Rex: Anyone else? Anyone at all?
(No one responds)
Rex: Alright. Thank you all for cumming.
(Rex walks offstage as the crowd erupts in cheer as the episode fades to black)
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