Riff

Riff is the brother to Tamantha and nephew to Uncle Bob who raised him and his sister after presumably being abandoned by their parents.
== The Asylum ==
Bob pours a drink for Riff and Terk. Riff is then asked by Terk if Tamantha is going to be coming to the bar and Riff tells him not to even mention her, describing her as his 'lesbian sister'. He states that he doesn't know if she's coming and he says that he doesn't care. Terk tells Riff that he shouldn't judge her for her sexuality and then mentions Riffs cousin, Bunny, who is married to 'the lucky one'.
Uncle Bob then tells Riff not to push her buttons when she arrives, saying that she was born this way and that he raised them in the bar since they were born. Riff says that Uncle Bob only took care of them because their parents 'ratted them out' and Bob says that it's because they were pricks.
Bob once again tells Riff to just be nice to her since she may not be in a good mood. Riff sarcastically says that he'll try not to be mean to her, describing her as a 'lady who is a pervert to other women'. Terk then asks what Tamantha may be in a mood about and Riff says that he doesn't know, posing the theory that it's possibly because of the traffic.
Tamantha then enters the bar wearing a maid costume which shocks Riff, Terk and Bob. Riff is completely speechless, and is freaked out due to the provocative nature of the costume. Bob asks Tamantha why she is wearing the costume, she lies first before giving in and explaining that Stefan Loncar has died and now Iggy is her new boss, and he made her wear the maid outfit. Riff questions why Iggy is constantly creeping on her despite her being gay and Tamantha says that Iggy likes to pick on her because she is doesn't to other girls. Riff says that he shouldn't pick on her and says that he still respects her even if she is gay. Terk mentions how Riff was talking earlier about how he didn't like Tamantha for having a different sexuality and Riff says that now that this has happened, he has changed his mind. 
He is about to explain how and why he may have had a dislike towards gay people but he is interrupted when Tamantha asks Uncle Bob if she can stay there for a while. Afterwards, Terk and Riff presumably leave or go elsewhere. 
Category:Asylum Characters