Sweet Elite

Guest star - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Eliza Dushku
Musical guest: Nikki Webster - Strawberry Kisses
In this one, Henry and June host the Sweet Elite Dance Off, where competitors perform different musical themes (Pop, Rock, Orchestral, Rap/R&B, Disco and Electro) with or without accessories (ribbon or ball). Who will win?
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry and June: Thank you!
June: Thank you very much!
Henry: Ha ha ha!
[audience applauds]
Henry: Ladies, gentlemen and viewers, this is the competition you’ve all asked for
June: The Sweet Elite Dance Off!
Henry: Each competitor will perform different musical themes, with the aid of a ribbon or a ball, and in addition to taking home this handsome statuette, the winner will take lift the trophy!
[audience aahs]
June: But first, let’s meet our judges!
Henry: Sean, Didi, Andrew and Dylan!
[The four hosts come out on stage]
June: Ahem. Speaking of which, let’s turn over to the news reporter 
New Reporter: That’s right. We got a jam pack of cartoons including our hilarious new short Uncle Charmander. Plus Don't Miss Our Special Musical Guest, Nikki Webster
Henry: Ladies and gentlemen, representing the theme of pop and rock, here's Sniz and Fondue, featuring our first dancer Erica!
[audience applauds]
Henry: Welcome back to the first annual Sweet Elite Dance Off! 
June: You know Henry, when I think of the many films that has singing and dancing, it reminds me of Can't Fight the Moonlight, it was the theme song of the film Coyote Ugly, it’s about a young woman who moves to New York to become a songwriter
Erica: What do you think of my routine?
Sean: Fantastic!
Didi: Amazing!
Andrew: Outstanding!
Dylan: So nail-biting, makes me wanna join you
June: Thanks judges, the Latino Mix was included as a bonus track on the I Need You album as well as on the sequel soundtrack to the film, More Music from Coyote Ugly 
Henry: thanks to Touchstone Pictures, Rimes was singing and dancing with the other girls who worked at the bar in the film, and I’m thinking 
June: what are you thinking?
Henry: i'm thinking just to remind everyone of the kind of things we normally do on kablam every week, we should invite our buddy out for a visit 
June: oh yeah, now you know 
Erica: So, as a competitor, can i introduce him? 
Henry: go for it
Erica: ladies and gentlemen, KaBlam!’s very own Mimsie!
Mimsie: hi friends, who’s ready to name words with me?
Narrator: Time now for Mimsie The Persian Kitten Who Can Name General Words.
Henry: And she’s our next dancer in the known universe, doing an Orchestral performance, shes the one and only Dawn S.
[Mr. Foot applauds and turns the page]
Announcer: Welcome back to the Sweet Elite Dance Off!
Henry: For years, cartoon characters would challenge their opponents to a rap battle, with a little help from R&B music 
June: To show us how it’s done, we present our next competitor, Corey Silver!
(Rap music playing)
Erica: always a crowd-pleaser, just like the saying goes
Corey: the crowd likes me, don’t you?
Erica: yes, fingers crossed if we take home the trophy
June: An R&B performance by a 15 year old, he’s always a crowd-pleaser. Just like our next short, representing Disco, The Off-Beats.
[Mr. Foot turns the page]
Betty Anne: Benvenuti to all of our friends who saw my brilliant disco routine at home.
Henry: Now before we bring out one last competitor...
June: ...doing the Electro routine!
Henry: You should know truly believe that this show, i-it… (shivers) it’s close to being fantastic, maybe even perfect, or prestigious...
June: [scoffs] Yeah. Ha. Prestigious.
[Henry glares at June]
June: We’d got to make some changes, give the ball to Hector, so he’s up soon 
Hector: What, me?
June: Yes, you, so we’re just offering you the opportunity to switch props with…
Dawn: (gasps) You’re firing me?
Betty Anne: No, I-I’m not firing you.
Dawn: Oh, wait till my grandfather hears that you fired me.
Hector: But we’re not firing you. Please, wait, don’t go!
Dawn: (sighs) Oh, my gosh. You all hate me, don’t you?
Corey: No, no, no, we don’t hate you. 
Erica: We all think you’re terrific since you came from a boarding school in Switzerland
Dawn: Well, I don’t care if you hate me.
Betty Anne: Please stop.
Dawn: You and your stupid Sweet Elite Dance Off can go to heck!
Dawn, stop. Wait!
Henry: I can tell that she withdrew the dance off! [chuckles awkwardly]
[crickets chirp, one audience member coughs while Henry nervously adjusts his bowtie]
Henry: But now ladies and gentlemen, the world premiere of Uncle Charmander
[Mr. Foot turns the page]
Henry: Well, kablamoids, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. But before we announce the big winner, we just like to say that all of the competitors are winners.
June: (comes back on stage) Except that one of them will lift the trophy, and the others will get absolutely nothing!
Henry: So, let’s find out!
Corey: Will it be you and me?
Erica: I hope so
Hector: Or me
Henry: And this years winner of the Sweet Elite Dance Off goes to...
[Mr. Foot bangs a gong]
Henry and June: ...Betty Anne Bongo!
[the audience applauds as spotlights shine around as Betty Anne celebrates her victory]
Henry: Lets cap things off with a performance, everyone, give it up for the beautiful Nikki Webster!
Nikki Webster: from the bottom of my heart
boy i've gotta tell you this
since the day we've been apart
you're the only one I miss
i'm like a tree with no roots
I just can't live without you, yeah yeah
thought we were just a summer romance
nothing but a passing fling
seemed my heart had other plans
now i'm a puppet on a string
don't leave me dangling out there
boy can't you tell how much I care
still see the sunlight in your hair, oh, oh
i've been missing your stawberry kisses
cuz nothing's as sweet
the taste still drives me crazy
i've been wishing my strawberry kisses
could fly through the wind
to you from me
there's no question at all
boy, your tops on my list
i'm falling head over toes
at the thought of your lips
I know you're cryin no no
can't write those pretty words to show
me how you feel deep inside -- but oh-oh
i've been missing your stawberry kisses
cuz nothing's as sweet
the taste still drives me crazy
i've been wishing my strawberry kisses
could fly through the wind
to you from me
I know what i'll do
when i find you
you're gonna make me your girl
youre gonna be mine
even if I gotta search the whole world
i've been missing your stawberry kisses
cuz nothing's as sweet
the taste still drives me crazy
i've been wishing my strawberry kisses
could fly through the wind
to you from me
Henry: Having settled that, we'd like to thank our musical guest, Nikki Webster!
June: And we'd like a warm thank-you to our very special guest star Miss Sarah Michelle Gellar. Yay!
(Mr. Foot placing Sarah Michelle Gellar in the trunk of a car)
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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