Tug My Finger Philly

Made by Mattel between 2007-2009, this is a Philly Phil doll that farts and vibrates, then says a hilarious wisecrack when his pointer finger is squeezed.
== His Flatulent SFX and Their Accompanying Wisecracks ==
# ("Sleepyhead" fart) That was my butt yawning.
# ("Night owl" fart) I'm up all night to let rip!
# ("Snoozer" fart) I'd sleep through that if I were you!
# ("Cabbage crackler" fart) That's why Brussels sprouts are good for you, even at Christmastime!
# ("Deadly dazzler" fart) I'm a sizzlin' 1-guy fireworks show!
# ("Excited explosion" fart) That was so much fun!
# ("Fruity fizzler" fart) No strawberry shakes for me!
# ("Fragrant fizz" fart) What a distinct bouquet of butt!