The Samurai Pizza Cats

the samura pizza cats are a group of samurai cats who work at a pizzeria and fight evil
== Members ==
speedy cerviche
polly esther (pac's girlfriend)
guido anchovey
pac ranger
feats
speedy cerviche:
has an iron stomach
is quickwitted
won a rap battle with the noid
master of magic
outwitted discord
got taught boxing lessons from punching judy
befriended a mimikyu
saved a puffle from predators
made a skunk skin cap from geoffery st john when he was exposed as a traitor
*see pac ranger's page for his feats*
guido:
beat n fuego in a dance contest
is a master of limbo
dodged several lasers
hypnotized evil ira with his sunspot umbrella 
sliced several robots in hald in one fell swoop
toon force
speedy:
defeated psycho red
decapitated reaper from overwatch
toon force
polly esther: 
can claw her way through several persona's
seduced pac ranger to have sex with her
can take a spanking and a wedgie
can envoke rage in anyone just by taunting them
her flute can calm down pac ranger who suffers from anger issues 
befriend snorky 2 with her flute after he started singing with her
taught snorky to talk
all 3:
sliced through the giant robot with the supreme catatonic
slashed through the horror banana splits
survived a solar blast
went toe to toe with the horror banana splits
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