Creepy White Van

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== Why you shouldn't trust it ==
The creepy white van, or C.W.V, is driven by a suspicious driver. It can appear ANYWHERE, at ANYTIME! AAAAHHHH!!! Also, inside the van are normally free stuff, such as candy, pokemon, or Target gift cards. The children (and adults) see all those target gift cards, and then the driver uses Pingas! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Then the van drives off to somewhere, presumably an abandoned warehouse in Detroit, so the driver can force the kids to look at Goatse. Or get attacked by geese. Or if it is not human nor animal (like catgirls, avians, werewolves) it might get killed at a facility. 
== Things that the driver says are found in the creepy white van ==
* Pokemon
*Shames
* Puppies
*Candy
* Kittens
* Crayons
* Toys
* DVDs of baby shows
* Ice cream (seems to work all the time)
* Money
*Awesome Sauce
* DVDs of King of the Hill
== Things that are actually found in the creepy white van ==
* Pedo Bear
* Shota Cat (UnUnWorld only)
* Zyklon B
* Vinnie the Canadian Engine
* A crate of dead fish
* Knives
* Guns
* Your Mom
* Another Creepy White Van
* Supernaturals screaming and howling for help
*Evil Clowns
*Canada Geese
Category:Scary
Category:Super scary
Category:Super SUPER scary
Category:Dangerous things
Category:Items eaten by Baby Yoshi
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:Unsafe for adults
Category:Vehicles
Category:Weird things
Category:Machines
Category:Unsafe for everyone