Potato Knishes

thumb|A recreation of the song.
Potato Knishes is a strange song created by Little King John. Rumor has it that this song is the meaning of life, but Nobody has been able to decipher what its meaning is. That's right, nobody, not even Chadtronic!
While Little King John was ruling over Minecraft, he decided to kidnap Ratboy Genius' girlfriend. When he asked Ratboy Genius' Girlfriend out, he was rejected, causing him to realize the truth about the UnUniverse. Little King John went into his factory, turned it into a factory that turned Potatoes into Centipedes and then spouted out this song to the world to express his true feelings. However, the song he sung was extremely slowed down and weird, so people sped it up so that the song is more understandable.
thumb|The actual song itself.
While this song technically doesn't have much to do with Potatoes, Poatists have decided to make this song their anthem because they couldn't find any better song than this one.
==Lyrics==
Potato knishes
Potato knishes
I love potato knishes
This machine creates potato knishes
This is where I make potato knishes
The magic and the mystery
Of potato knishes
Little black squash balls
This machine creates little black squash balls
It turns potato pancakes
Into little black squash balls
This is where I make centipedes
I sure love to make centipedes
I turn little black worms into centipedes
I turn little black worms into centipedes
==Trivia==
*A Stupid Person may think that this song is just how Little King John makes Potato Kinishes, turns them into panackes, then little black squash balls that hatch into black worms, and then turns those worms into centipedes, but that's clearly not the true meaning of the song.
*The Great Potato knows the true meaning of this song, but he can't tell Anybody since he's a potato.
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