EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Racer VS Dawn

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
RACER VS DAWN!
BEGIN!
== Racer's 1st Turn ==
"So it's me, the speedy, rapping machine".
"Versus the smartass bitch from Ty's team".
"Too bad you ain't hot".
"Or maybe I'd date ya". <laughs> "Not".
"You aren't a match for me, you orange punk".
"Mess with me"? "You'll get dunk-"!
== Dawn's 1st Turn ==
<slaps Racer across the face and knocks him flat on his ass>
"Get off your high horse or I'll break your authority like a rock".
"And I wouldn't date you anyway, everyone knows that you like cock".
"I'm faster than you and your father, your sister, and your mother".
"So you think you can rap fast"? "Oh brother".
"In the show, I'm a badass". "Handing out ass-whoopings while you hide in the shadows".
"Keep your shit up and I'll make your neck more twisted that sonadow"!
== Racer's 2nd Turn ==
<Gets back up>
"Well aren't you in a bad mood, you angry cunt".
"I'll break you in pieces, and then it's time for your lovely aunt".
"I got arrogance, and I dam sure know how to use it"!
"Your raps aren't even worth a monkey's spit".
"I'm just as fast as you are, and that's no lie".
"And just like every other hero, you will die".
<Tries to decapitate Dawn>
== Dawn's 2nd Turn ==
<Blocks Racer's arm and breaks it>
<Kicks Racer back and turns super>
"I ain't no hero bitch". "You'd better call me a villain".
"Because I'm about to destroy your body". "Call you Dillian".
"No hero has the malice or the rage to match my own".
"Any that try get their ass kicked out of town".
"I'm better than you in every possible way".
"So how about I finish this battle with you sometime today"?
<Dawn crosses her arms>
== Racer's 3rd Turn ==
<Turns top gear and heals his arm back to normal>
"I'm stronger than Dillian, Rosa, and the cat too".
"All I need is 10 seconds and I can beat you".
"I hear you once were supposed to be a man".
"Maybe my burns can give you a hand".
"You may be fast, but I can keep up".
"And I hear you also like to suck deez nuts"!
== Dawn's 3rd Turn ==
<Turns hyper and blasts Racer through a building>
"Do you know what I'm capable of"?
"I'll blast your ass like Mia, from above".
"You can take your fake-ass speed and walk to the mall".
"I'll take your head off and use it as my little sister Kara's new soccer ball".
"Best believe, I'd whoop your ass and spit in your eye".
"And you really shouldn't have pissed me off". "Because I just broke you AND your pride"!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights