Suigetsu Kyoka

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Nickname Here	
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Personal 	
Personal
Birth Date	7/11
Gender 	Female
Age 	11
Height 	4'5"
Weight 	85
Blood type	AB+
Kekkei genkaii 
Chakra Chains	
Classification	Ninja
Occupation	
Affiliation	Maky Squad
Team 	Maky Squad
Clan 	Uzumaki
Rank 	
Rank
Ninja Rank	
Part I:
Part II:
Academy Grad. Age	11
Chunin Prom. Age	-
Family
Father: 
Mother:	
Family
Father: 
Mother:
Nature Type: 
Unknown, most likely wind	
Nature Type: 
Unknown, most likely wind
Jutsu
Cherry Blossom Impact (C-Rank) 
Body Flicker Technique (D-Rank) 
Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique (D-Rank) 
All Academy Jutsu (E-Rank)	
Jutsu
Cherry Blossom Impact (C-Rank) 
Body Flicker Technique (D-Rank) 
Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique (D-Rank) 
All Academy Jutsu (E-Rank)
Tools
Shuriken, Swords, Kunai, Explosive Tags, Paralyzation chakra suppression seals.	
Tools
Shuriken, Swords, Kunai, Explosive Tags, Paralyzation chakra suppression seals.
== IMVU Username ==
ToyaRima
== CLAN ==
Uzumaki
== Scars/Tattoos ==
Scars: There's a scar lining around her neck like a choker, as if she'd gotten beheaded and reattached. 
Tattoos: Taking on her clan heirloom, she has the talent that Uzumaki clan members tend to have with fuuinjutsu, and at a young age to boot. And she was at her rebellion stage, disobeying authority and stirring trouble within allies and enemies alike. Now she has tattoo seals all over her body, but she's afraid to touch them because they might mess up and explode. It's happened many times and the only thing that's saved her is her body. 
== Personality and Behavior ==
Personality: Suigetsu Kyouka has an aloof demeanor with a distinct flair of suspension of disbelief, which means if she sees something unbelievable, she nods along and okays it. She wouldn't bat an eye even if Itachi showed up, gorged his own mangekyou sharingan out, and placed them into her hands. 
Behavior: Kyouka would help old ladies cross the street and carry their bags. She has a sword fetish and would fantasize about ramming one up someone's ass. She is also very beautiful. Yay.
Solo Mission Behavior: Suigetsu wouldn't kill her enemies. She'd shove a sword up their #%@%@ and take them hostage to her village for torture and interrogation. On the way, she'd tell stories about her life and convert the enemy to the 'good' side. Maybe. 
== Nindo ==
Protect your friends.
== Summoning ==
== Background Information ==
Suigetsu walked through a normal
street of Konoha and entered a ninja shop. She was looking to restock her red
dresses but a pair of square-shaped red glasses caught her eye.
"Well...My vision is
perfect," She tried to convince herself, "And I don't think Satsuki
would approve."
She turned to leave, outfit
forgotten, but was stopped by the store owner. "Suigetsu-san,"
"Eep! How do you k-"
"Glasses..With the technology to
enlarge distant figures or even small text...And maybe see chakra...Record
things...an-"
"I'll take it!" Suigetsu
stammered before she could stop herself.
That night, for once in her fangirl
life, nerdiness defeated vanity and Suigetsu went home wearing a pair of new,
cool glasses!
And she absolutely loved them.
And having relented into personal
desires once, she'd do it again, and again, and again.
And she ended up not dieting.
This...was the start of a Suigetsu
with the willpower rivaling Naruma's and the ambition rivaling Satsuki's.
The next day, Suigetsu woke up early
and pulled on her red dress.
She was about to forgo the glasses
out of embarrassment but after realizing they were a matching red, they weren't
that bad. Maybe no one will notice an ugly difference since the colors matched,
or something like that. She grabbed the electric glasses and pulled them over
her eyes.
Suddenly, her vision amplified.
She'd even say she developed the Sharingan,
but that may have been exaggerated since she did just wake up, groggily too. .
Scanning the pink wallpapered room with quick eyes, the Kyouya decided there
was nothing to see here and left through the window. If she came downstairs
then she'd be tempted to eat breakfast, and she absolutely knew she wouldn't be
able to resist. Not anymore.
Not since she'd lost her self-control
over the first time she relented into buying something that went against her
beauty morals.
Her thoughts were halted when she
realized she was falling from the scary height of the 2nd floor building.
Dammit, she'd seen ninja jump from roof to roof with ease and such a quotidian
act ingrained into her subconscious before she learned how to pull that off.
Crashing into the stone grounds would break her young bones if not mutilate her
into an unrecognizable flattened bloody mess.
She shrieked not at the possibility
of dying but at the thought of ending up at the hospital, getting no visits, or
if she would get visitors, they'd make fun of her forehead and the brain inside
it, for jumping out a window for no reason? That was something only that
idiot would do! Her face turned beet red, swearing she'd never
confess anything, not even if Inkaro-pig's dad got to her.
There was what would have been the
barest glimpse of movement, as arms materialized underneath her, two boney
horizontal pillars each one pushing underneath her back and kneepits, catching
her bridal-style without giving the time to steady her, before whirling her
onto the floor. Stumbling forward in an attempt not to fall face-first to the
dirt, she looked up and stared straight ahead, trying to see her savior but he
was long gone.
Suigetsu's lower lip quivered.
She moved her hand to wipe at her
eyes before anything salty had an opportunity to form but something plastic
blocked her access.
Oh right, the pair of-
THE RECORDING DEVICE.
She didn't know how to use it and
assumed it would take a few hours to learn. But after fiddling with a few
connections on the inside with a bit of chakra to her fingers, she managed to
press a mental button and rewatch the scene. She saw everything in slow motion.
And one distinct trait tugged at her memory.
Silver hair.
There was more to it, more she could
do. But she didn't have the time. It would take days or weeks to build up her
free time, and each time she'd have to refresh her memory of what she learned
from the previous free time she used. for her to understand such a cool,
complicated tool because of her lack of time but-what if she sacrificed a few
hours right here and now?
Firming her resolve, she headed off
the opposite direction of the Academy. She was the top kunoichi in the books,
one day wouldn't hurt.
Little did she know she wasn't the
only troublemaker cutting class today.
Or what would befall the Uchiha
Compound later that day.
Suigetsu was crouched in a tree
overlooking the Uchiha clan compound, a book in hand. She had seen Naruma jump
from walls to walls in his escapes from authority after doing stupid things
like paint the Hokage
 Monument. No idea where
he learned to do that, but if that idiot could do it, she could too, but
better. And just to make absolutely sure she was better than the dead last of
the class, she read the next chapter of the book and learned to tree-walk. She
performed BOTH techniques perfectly on her first try, but that could be
attributed to being right beside her crush's home and having a valid use of the
technique.
Setting aside the library textbook on
"Chakra Jumping and Climbing," (her nerdiness had rapidly increased
ever since getting glasses,) Suigetsu made a ram seal and chakra ran to her
eye-wear to amplify her vision.
She read at least a hundred red
flames scurrying about, and pouted.
At this rate, how was she going to
get inside?
She needed to have an advantage over Inkaro-pig
and everyone else. She'd win Satsuki's affections if she knew what his family
was like or anything else about him.
But she can't just waltz in when she
didn't know any Uchiha, and the ones her age were impossible to just simply
befriend, hence why she was here.
Suddenly, a pail of slugs was thrust
from above into her neck. That slimey goo went inside her red dress and slicked
down her back.
Suigetsu screamed.
A high pitched prepubescent voice
screamed with her and a clump of orange and yellow crashed from the same
direction onto her body.
So yeah, two
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Then,
"NARUUMA YOU DUMBASS!"
PUNCH.
After that was over with, Suigetsu
pulled the back of her dress up and demanded Naruma remove the slugs noming on
the skin of her spine.
Naruma hastily obeyed, too ashamed to
feel pride that Suigetsu trusted him enough to showing him her bare back. He
made sure to place the slugs back in the bucket.
It was obvious he was pulling another
prank, and on her future boyfriend nonetheless. She paused, debating whether to
yell a tirade at the orange roach or, well... "Naruma, what were you
planning to do with those slugs?"
He looked ashamed, but he wasn't
going to lie. "Was gonna put them in their wife's beds 'cuz they all
married." He frowned thoughtfully. "Why are you here, Suigetsu-chan?"
Suigetsu crossed her arms sternly.
Well, at least he wasn't pranking Satsuki. The thought that the prank extended
to Satsuki's mother never occurred to her. "I was trying to get
inside," Suigetsu answered without giving her real reason. She bit her
lip. "Naruma, you're good at this, so you know how to get in, right?"
She blinked at Naruma's paralyzed
form and reached to poke him to confirm if time really froze. But, he jumped.
"YATTA! Call me Naruma-senpai and I'll teach ya ALL my best escape tricks
ever!"
Suigetsu grunted begrudgingly. "Naruma-senpai.
Now show me."
So he did.
In return, she taught him
tree-walking. Because contrary to popular belief, Suigetsu had morals of her
own.
It was finally time.
Naruma and Suigetsu threw on a background illusion super
jutsu over their bodies (In other words they grabbed a blanket that matched the
same as the walls and covered their figure before sneaking in.)
Not a single alarm was raised.
After going ten streets past the gate guards who turned away
any non-Uchiha, they blended into the crowd of rowdy non-shInkarobi Uchiha
among a few languid off-duty Uchiha Military Police.
Suigetsu turned to Naruma and hissed, "We should split
up."
Naruma looked desperate and whispered loudly, "Don't
worry, I won't get you in trouble-"
"Because I'll be at Satsuki-kun's house— to
investigate." She cursed herself for adding the honorific.
"Listen, we both have challenging goals of our own. You
want to prank the police. I want Satsukikun's love." She placed her hands
on her hips. But Naruma seemed to have lost his vigor for the prank, and looked
even more crestfallen after she said that.
Suigetsu had to admit she couldn't have gotten in without his
help. Sighing, she decided to sugarcoat it a bit, unable to believe her own
words."Naruma, let's team up."
At Naruma's hopeful look, Suigetsu rolled her eyes,
explaining. "You help me win Satsuki over, I bail you out of trouble
whenever you get caught, AND help you with your pranks—But only when I feel
like it."
"YATTA!"
"Shh, you'll blow our cover, idiot!"
"Ok!" Naruma whispered loudly.
Suigetsu resisted the urge to facepalm. "Now go do your
own thing—I should be stopping you but you helped me and I have my own goals to
worry about," and with that, Suigetsu vanished in the crowd.
And so did Naruma.
野
Suigetsu was glancing left and right and finally slapped her
palm to her forehead. "Dammit! I don't even know where Satsuki-kun lives!
Now what do I do..."
Cha! I need to secure a way to come back whenever I want,
that's what! '''
"Shut up Inner! I need to think—Wait, that might
actually be what I need to do first." Suigetsu paused. "Where have
you been?"
Sleeping, the like. Ever since you got so nerdy you kept dismissing
me as schizophrenia. But now that you're thinking of Satsuki-kun, I'm back! '''
"Get outta my mind."
IDIOT! YOU NEED ME. You wouldn't have came up with that by
yourself—and get thrown out faster than Naruma. Besides, don't you think two
strategic minds work better than one? '''
"Okay! Okay! You can shut up because I know arguing with
myself is totally stupid so I won't do that."
Good.
Suigetsu's eye twitched. -
An elderly woman who must've been 100
years old was carrying at least 10 bags of groceries and heaving asthmatic
breaths. Eep! That poor woman.
Suigetsu ran towards her and placed
her hands together behind her back "A-Ano..." She shook her head.
"Excuse me, ma'am. Would you please let me carry some of your bags?"
Right! This is the perfect
opportunity to make an acquaintance and visit the Uchiha compound under the
pretense of visiting this person anytime you want! Go for it, cha!
The old lady turned and smiled
toothless. "What a nice young girl."
She totally bought it!
Ten minutes later, Suigetsu was
sweating hard and her dress was wet and ripped. We've been duped!
She leaned her full weight against one of the lamp posts beside the door the
bag-less old lady was unlocking, and charged in first, dumping all the bags
onto the kitchen floor.
Suigetsu dropped to the tiled floor
and panted hard.
I can't believe this old lady
walked ten feet with all that weight.
No wonder she has an ugly
hunchback.
Inner!
"Thank you for the help,
hohoho" The hag was standing on a cane Suigetsu didn't see before as she
too entered the kitchen. "Young people these days don't appreciate the
elderly. Now let me prepare something for us to eat."
The grandma proceeded to turn on the
cooker and make some soup, frying some eggs at the same time. Suigetsu
considered helping, but the hag forced her to remain seated—on a dining chair
in the kitchen—not the floor of course.
"Now what would your name be,
dear?"
"Suigetsu,"
The grandma grinned. "I'm Hana.
You can stop by any time, Suigetsu-chan. You really saved me back there."
For the first time ever since losing
every single practice spar, Suigetsu didn't feel useless.
Because despite being the number 1 kunoichi of the Academy, no one had every
appreciated her contribution before, and perhaps no one ever will—were things
to stay the same and she to join Team Maky with her low skill rate—she wasn't
going to kid herself. Her taijutsu skills were atrocious despite her textbook
perfect stances that not even her teachers complimented her without stepping on
thin lies and reassurances.
So to be thanked in such a matter?
A genuine smile blossomed.
"I think I'll come by a lot."
--
春
"Suigetsu-chan, thanks for carrying my bags."
春
"Suigetsu, thanks for helping me cross this
street." Ok, this one's creepier than the others.
春
"Suigetsu-chan, thank you for returning my cat from the
oak tree. Would you like to get washed?" At a Suigetsu covered in dirt,
bruises, grime, and cuts.
春
"Suigetsu, would you mind helping my friend Sawa?"
A mischievous smile crossed the grandma's face. "She's as old as I
am~"
"Sure, Hana!"
春
"Wait so, you're Sawa-san?"
"Yee that young lady who helped me cross the
street!"
"Cool, I'm Suigetsu. What did you need help with?
春
"Suigetsu, why don't ya help out Shiku's grandfather
next?"
春
"Oii, what, a little girl wants to help me chop stones?!
BWAHAHAHAHAH—*cough**heave*cough*"
"Sir!" Suigetsu was at his side with a glass of
water and patting his back.
"You—*heave* *gulps water* Ya know ya really ain't bad.
I'll teach ya how ta help."
春
"Suigetsu, how about yee massage this old lady's brittle
bones?"
"Like this?"
"Aaa, good. How's yee cha-chakura control?"
"Pinpoint perfect, madam."
"Ahoho, good. Can't reach ma back so I'll teach
yee."
春
"Suigetsu, thanks for fixin' ma wounds, us old people
fall down a lot these days,"
"I know, ma'am. It's all thanks to you I don't have to
worry about running out of bandages. I can't believe she was a medic nin
once!"
"I heard Sawa was teachin' ya and it turns out true. Ya
did better than she could and I ain't gonna miss the chance. Ya gonna be with
us long term so why not help ya help us better eh?"
"Really? You're really going to teach me too? What do
you have in mind?
"Sawa taught yee ta nullify pain in bones but how 'bout
me teachin' ya to heal 'em fully? Ya want that don't yee?"
"Cha! 'Course I do!"
春
"Suigetsu, thanks for getting my cat down again. Would
you like to shower?—Oh no you don't. You ain't goin' home in that mess. I have
a change of clothes ready for you!"
春
"Suigetsu, thanks for bringing my cat down. You can come
in."
春
"Suigetsu, thanks."
春
"Suigetsu, thanks!"
春
"Thank you, Suigetsu."
春
"Suigetsu, I appreciate your help very much—Hohoho"
春
"Would you like something to eat, Suigetsu? There's
still some rice buns left!"
春
"You're really helpful, Suigetsu!" Cha! I'm
not useless!'''''
春
"Hey Suigetsu-chan, isn't tomorrow your birthday?"
"Eep!"
"You tried to hide it from us didn't you? That isn't
very nice when we want to give you a present"
"I know, but you guys retired ages ago and I don't want
to pressure you into buying a present or something stupid. I mean, it wasn't
like I wasn't coming. You can count on me to come every day, so no worries
ma'am."
"Hohoho. Such a sweet girl, right Shiko? Who says we're
not simply chipping pieces of ryo together?"
"Eep! Please don't! Don't buy anything expensive! If you
insist, just cook some eggs for me—or something!"
春
"Goggles?" This was not what she expected. And of
all the colors, they were orange—like—like Naruma for kami's sake. Cha!
This old hag expects this piece of trash to match my red dress?!'''
The old lady nodded. "These goggles are an ancient
artifact." At Suigetsu's dubious expression, Hana continued. "They
used to belong to a hero who died protecting the village. His name, Obito
Uchiha, is inscribed on the Memorial Stone, as they never found the body."
Suigetsu's eyes went wide in awe. She looked at the former
piece of trash in new light. She removed her red hair ribbon and replaced it
with Obito's goggles, still exposing her forehead in that cute way Inkaro
taught her.
Hana sniffed. "In fact, he was like a grandchild to me,
to all of us. You remind me a lot like him. He always helped us old people when
no one else spared us a second glance. He dreamed of becoming Hokage to make
this a better place...No one acknowledged him at the beginning." Hana's
voice crackled. "Not even 'til the end." With that, she burst into
tears.
Suigetsu instantly held her, "It's okay—I'm sure he knew
you were happy—and he was happy to help—yeah!"
"Now a nice girl like you should really lead our
village!" Sawa chipped in.
"Ahahahah, *cough* yeah ya one ta help the weak! Not
that these old bones are weak! But if they were weak ya'd haft healed 'em just
fine like ya did with Sawa's!"
"Ohoho~my bones feel better than those medic nin's
shabby work. All thanks to yee, Suigetsu."
"Yea, that's what a Hokage should do."
"Suigetsu, don't you dare use village funds to assign
too many D-ranks to help us— we can handle ourselves! Hohoho~"
"Hana, Shin— you guys." Suigetsu flailed
desperately. "There's no way I can become Hokage—"
"Better you than anyone else!"
"Do your best, Suigetsu!"
"We support you!"
Suigetsu went home exhausted with a red face that night.
But she also went to sleep with a smile on her face.
Maybe that wouldn't be so bad, if it ever happened. Doubtful.
春
Every day after the academy, Suigetsu returned. But in the
end, she never found the time to visit Satsuki's place. Not when all these old
Uchiha people needed her help.
"YOU'RE LATE AGAIN SUIGETSU!"
Iruka-sensei's yell matched the one he reserved only for Naruma.
"Eep! Sorry Iruka-sensei, I was
helping an old lady cross the street and—"
"Get to your seat!" With that, Suigetsu
slumped down onto the only empty seat which was beside that orange idiot.
"Yo!" She saluted sarcastically.
"Heya Suigetsu-chan! I haven't seen ya
for a while and noticed you going to the Uchiha compound everyday and thought
to drop by at Satsuki's but didn't see you there-Whoa are those new goggles?!
YATTA!" Naruma jumped outta his seat and fistpumped the air, which sucked
all the students' attentions from Iruka-sensei.
"NARUMA SIT DOWN!" Suigetsu and
Iruka chorused.
The class returned to their work, seeing
nothing of excitement and by now adapted to Naruma's antics.
"I agree that my goggles match yours
as far as outfits go—But yours look hella more retarded than mine! And that
doesn't mean you get to hang out with me unless you plan to help."
"Help with what?"
"Oh, Hana and the others after
school."
"Those old creeps who recoil at the
sight of me? HELL NA!" Naruma crossed his arms for emphasis.
"BAKA!" Suigetsu grabbed Naruma's
face, pinching and pulling at his cheeks. "They're actually pretty
nice!"
"Nuuu—Dey Gimme Cold Luuks!" Naruma
flailed outta her grasp.
"Hmph. In that case don't get in my
way." Suigetsu turned away with her arms crossed stubbornly.
"But Suigetsu-chan! Wasn't I supposed
to help you get um..-Satsuki-teme?"
"Satsuki-" She raised an eyebrow.
"-KUN." Suigetsu stood up. "My gosh! How could I've forgotten
about him!?" Suigetsu's eyes shot towards the cute boy a few rows down at
the leftest collumn. He was sitting beside Inkaro-pig. The pig was making cute
expressions at him and every then and now shooting Suigetsu glares and confused
looks at the same time. How dare she!
"SUIGETSU SIT DOWN!" Iruka
shouted and Naruma whispered loudly at the same time.
Suigetsu sat down, her face red. The class
laughed. Dammit, now she was going to get bullied later. She shot a glance at
Ami, the lead bully, who was whispering profusely to her girls who glanced at Suigetsu
with mean looks.
Suigetsu slammed her forehead to the table.
Where was karma when she needed it?
春
The bell rung and class had ended
unproductively, not that Suigetsu missed much. She'd read ahead on the lessons
anyway.
Naruma had already charged ahead, probably
off to play some stupid prank. Good, there's no way she'd embarrass herself in
front of that idiot-or worse, have said idiot play the hero and rescue her. She
could handle herself!
With that, Suigetsu pulled her protective
orange goggles over her glasses and walked outdoors to face the girls.
Her suspicions were correct, the gang of
them were waiting for her.
"Big forehead!"
"Four-eyes!"
"Copying Naruma!"
"Nasty fashion sense!"
"At least that ribbon looked better
than trashy goggles!"
"What are you doing, going to Satsuki's
place everyday?! I'll make you never want to show your pretty face to him
again!" Ami marched up and punched Suigetsu's face, snapping her out of
her daze. (Yes, Suigetsu wasn't listening, she was lost in thought.)
Being hit, Suigetsu had had enough! She
readied her fist and sent Ami flying to the ground. Then heavy footsteps came.
The girls all started wailing the instant
they saw a teacher walk up, Ami being the loudest.
Which meant they were going to get Suigetsu
in trouble!
"Iru-I mean, Mizuki-sensei!"
Mizuki smiled, his eyes darting from the
victim of the scene and helping Ami up. He told the girls to take her to the
nurse before turning to Suigetsu, supposedly to reprimand her. "I've
noticed you've gotten friendly with the class clown, eh?"
Suigetsu stammered- "I-I-"
"Heh, not only are you picking up his
violent habits, but your grades have been dropping drastically too. No longer
are you the top kunoichi of the class. I'm just a little worried, that's
all."
Suigetsu's face went beet red and she
looked down, shamed.
"And you've also taken on similar
goggles," Mizuki's hand reached down to pull them off, and Suigetsu cringed.
But just before that happened, a darker brown skinned hand grabbed his waist.
"I-Iruka-sensei!" Suigetsu
exclaimed.
"Mizuki, school rules state that
teachers aren't allowed to touch students."
"Heh, you're right, Iruka, but that
wasn't what I was doing. I was just a little worried about Suigetsu, that's
all." Mizuki smiled warmly to said girl. "Suigetsu-chan, whenever
something troubles you, whether it's educational or personal affairs, you know
you can always come and talk to me. That's what teachers are for, ne?"
"...Yes, Mizuki-sensei." Suigetsu
nodded, and crossed her arms over each other a little protectively, as she felt
Mizuki's cold hands land onto her head and caress her pink locks before he
walked off, hands in pockets.
"Suigetsu," Suigetsu jumped
slightly a bit at Iruka's voice. He's still here? "I was
wondering," He scratched his nose. "What is Naruma to you?"
She scowled. "A troublesome idiot,
that's what!" She gulped and retracted that. "I-What I meant to say
was, he's a little on the naughty side." She looked down. It was obvious
that Naruma was Iruka's favorite.
Iruka smiled, "Say, why don't we go
for some ramen? My treat. I'd like to talk to you about something."
春
春
As Suigetsu sat on the red stool of
Ichiraku Ramen's bar, she tapped the countertop while waiting for her
order-well, it was more like Iruka's order for the both of them, since Suigetsu's
never had ramen before-but it was an order of miso ramen-plus extra vegetables
upon Suigetsu's request.
"What's this? A new customer! And a
classmate of Naruma's, nonetheless!" The chef, Teuchi, smiled and dumped Suigetsu's
serving before her.
His daughter Ayame repeated the action
before Iruka, "Welcome back Iruka-san! You brought along a friend of Naruma?"
Iruka-sensei smiled, abashed.
"Well...Sorta."
Suigetsu's face turned red as she stuffed a
mouthful of ramen into her mouth, nutrition complaints shoved aside. Though it
was too salty, that was the least of her worries. Iruka was ruining her public
image! What would Satsuki-hell, what would anyone think? Especially her
parents! "I don't know him." She perked her nose up.
At that, Iruka frowned. "Suigetsu, do
you know why Naruma always plays pranks and gets in trouble?"
Suigetsu raised an eyebrow, "Because
he's an idiot?"
"AHAHAAHAHAHH" Iruka's body shook
as his fists slammed the counter. "I can't deny that, " He wiped a
tear, "so I'll just say that there's a second reason."
He turned to have Suigetsu fully face him.
"It's because he's an orphan-"
"I know that-"
"Don't interrupt!" As she visibly
sulked, Iruka realized she wasn't quite like Naruma as she seemed earlier
today, Iruka scratched his nose. "It's because he wants the attention he
doesn't get from a mother or father, that he plays the fool. He's really not so
bad, just desperate for acknowledgement." Like how I used to be.
"I hope you come to understand that, Suigetsu."
"I see..." Suigetsu perked up.
"But then why does everyone hate him?"
Iruka's looked alarmed. "Aah, that's
because-uh." Iruka felt a masked presence watching from above in the Suigetsu
tree a block away. He looked down. "It's an S-rank secret so I can't tell
you, but please know it's not his fault...Not even he knows."
Iruka had expected Suigetsu to protest or
even rebuke him, but Suigetsu had simply set down her ramen and stood to leave.
"Thank you, Iruka-sensei," Maybe she'd feel some empathy for Naruma
now, "for the meal." or not. ''
That night, Iruka walked home, feeling as
though he'd achieved nothing.
That night, Suigetsu walked home with anger
veins on her forehead and hands clenched into fists.
He doesn't have a mother or father and no
one to teach him right from wrong. Think about it, he just does whatever comes
into his head..''
Cha! If I did things like Naruma, forget
it!'''
My parents would get mad and I'd get in
trouble so of course I don't do it. Suigetsu
growled.
But if you don't have parents to teach you,
how would you know..?'''
He's selfish and bratty and all alone.
''
It's like I can't even leave that idiot
alone after all; without parents who's left to teach him? That's right, the
only one who can is ME! Damn you, NARUMA!''
春
春
Alright Suigetsu, it's time to do this. No
backing out now, forehead. '''
Suigetsu's eye twitched.
Cha! A hard punch
knocked the door over and Suigetsu marched in, grocery bags in hand.
Yep, going shopping with all those old
women really paid off in the end. Suigetsu proceeded to use the dingy stove and
boil soup, frying eggs, and cooking rice.
When Naruma woke up to the smell of
breakfast, he thought he was still dreaming.
Until Suigetsu stood over his bed like the
demon from hell cracking her knuckles—supposedly as loud as his alarm clock,
because before she even uttered a word, Naruma jumped out of the bed and ran
for his life—into the kitchen.
Suigetsu waited.
"WOW WHAT'S ALL THIS FOOD IS THIS
REAL—WOW AND SUIGETSU-CHAN TOO-WOW AM I DREAMING OR IS THIS REAL?!"
Suigetsu charged into the kitchen and
punched at his cheek, knocking Naruma to the floor. "Naruma, wash your
hands and sit down!"
So he did.
But his eyes were still bubbly and shiny
when Suigetsu dumped a plate of rice and eggs and soup onto his table.
"Now eat up and we're off to school!
Also, no pranking!"
"S-Suigetsu-chan…does this mean we're
dating?" He said between greedy mouthfuls. That roach.
"NO YOU IDIOT! I'm your temporary
guardian until you learn to do things right!" Suigetsu growled. "But
don't call me mom or dad in public, baka! And keep this a secret. I also won't
be walking home with you or anything. Blow our cover and it's over."
Naruma didn't care, he was elated for life.
"YATTA! You're the best Suigetsu-chan. In fact I still think this is a
genjutsu but I don't care! I'mma keep dreaming this for life!"
Suigetsu, once again, resisted the urge to
facepalm. "Whatever, let's get to school—"
What's a way to get there fast enough to
decrease the chances of being seen together? I mean, it's not like I want Satsuki-kun
to know he has a rival—
"Naruma, race you to the
academy!"
Got it!
For the first time in ages, the dead last
won in something, and against the top kunoichi nonetheless!
春
Pant. Pant. 
Sweat. Sweat.
Exhausted and in pain, Suigetsu clutched on
the railing caging the Academy's front yard nearby the swing and the entrance.
Naruma hadn't even broken a sweat, and he
was currently looking around for Suigetsu-chan by the looks he was giving the
scattered crowd of kids making their way inside.
He spotted Suigetsu and bolted over, but Suigetsu
held up a hand and squeaked out "Wait." She still needed to catch her
breath.
Naruma's eyes widened and he dashed away.
Confused at his reaction, Suigetsu shrugged
it off as Naruma being an idiot again and released the railing to land on her
butt. She relaxed while watching the others, and spotted Satsuki leaning behind
a tree in the shade.
Suigetsu was about to call out to him but Naruma
came back with a water bottle.
She stared at it skeptically before she
smiled. She uncapped the water and gulped the whole thing down, and tossed it
to the trash bin with her shuriken skills and a quick physics calculation based
on its weight and shape and the air friction and other nerdy stuff.
Naruma's grin split his face as he grabbed Suigetsu's
hand and pulled her to class in a faster run than before.
Suigetsu didn't even get to spare Satsuki
another glance!
Suddenly a thought of Satsuki being like a
father to Naruma crossed her mind and she burst out laughing just as they
reached the classroom.
The thought of it was so absurd and the
look on Iruka-sensei's face didn't help either. She clutched her stomach and
giggled hard, until the blonde pig started giving her worried looks.
Suigetsu climbed up and walked to her seat,
Naruma following behind. Inkaro wondered why Suigetsu would trade her esteemed
seat that was closest to Satsuki-kun for the seat next to the dead last. What
she didn't know was that they had a prank to plan. Although that was starting
to become questionable itself.
春
春
"Suigetsu sweetie, what have they been
teaching you at the Academy?"
"Ehh…let's see….the kawarimi, the
bushin, the henge—"
"Yes, that. Show me your henge
jutsu."
Alright! Suigetsu transformed
herself into a perfect copy of the old lady, down to the every last dry flake
of skin. She waited for the praise to come; every teacher was always impressed
at her perfect performance of their jutsu.
"I don't look that ugly."
What?! no! She jerked, about to mutter an apology because old ladies
weren't technically ugly—but then she jerked again, upon seeing red eyes. The
jutsu dispelled. "Hana-san! Don't surprise me like that! Your eyes are
red!"
"Hohoho~ This is your first time
seeing the Sharingan? Just now you've done something most shInkarobi without
the Sharingan cannot."
"…Hana-san…Anyone can do the
henge."
"Nono~ Suigetsu-chan, you have a
natural affinity for genjutsu that even our Sharingan users would
envy—hohoho"
"I have an affinity for
illusions?"
"You have a good control over your
chakra and your environment. I'm one hundred and twelve years old, all my sons
are dead, and I'm going to die soon-"
"Hana!" Suigetsu gasped.
"Along with my legacy…But here comes
along a nice little girl~"
Suigetsu gaped.
"You've spent a lot of time with the
most experienced Uchiha, who are the best genjutsu users in the
world…"
I thought you were just old people.
"You thought we were just old people
right?"
Suigetsu gasped.
"That surprised look on your face
always cracks me up. But that's why I am willing to teach you" what I
couldn't teach Obito.
春
Soon she would witness Suigetsu using
genjutsu for the same thing Obito Uchiha would, had he stayed sane.
Hana would then wonder if Suigetsu was
actually Obito reincarnated... She was born shortly after he died, after all.
The old lady smiled, believing her own tangential superstition.
春
Inside the underground Uchiha archives, a
pink haired girl leaned her back against a dusty bookshelf. Sweat dewed her
forehead. Shin, the old man who Hana convinced to tutor her, had simply
complained about his bones getting too old for this and pushed her into the
clan archives to dawdle on her own.
"Ya got booksmarts, youngin' lady.
Ya'll learn best by books insteada hands-on anyways!"
Suigetsu didn't know whether the old man
genuinely perceived her character that way from spending so much time together,
or that he was just trying to get out of doing extra work without actually
pushing her away, since they spent so much time together.
Regardless, she was stuck in this hot and
stuffy room without a proper seat other than the floor, and dusty shelves as a
backrest. Random scrolls she pulled out scattered in a semicircle around her.
Uchiha fire jutsu scrolls, Uchiha taijutsu
styles, Uchiha history, Uchiha codes, Uchiha cat summoning scroll, Uchiha—
Wait, cats?
Suigetsu pulled out that scroll, read over
the hand seals, and bit her thumb. She scribbled her signature beside the rows
of signatures before.
Then she weaved a few hand seals and
slammed it on the center of her lap. An orange cat with golden brown stripes
popped out of smoke and sat on her legs, licking its paw.
"Meow." Matching green eyes
stared back, before the eyes took on a snake-like appearance. "It's been
two dewades siwce the wast niwja war that an Uchiwa has suwwoned wus-Mew, yow
don't wook Uchiwa. RAOWR!" The cat hissed, the back of its fur puffed up,
and it scratched Suigetsu's face multiple times.
Luckily, Suigetsu was wearing her trademark
goggles.
So only her lower cheeks got clawed. But Suigetsu
was a small sensitive girl who never experienced death or pain, so she screamed
and cried and slapped the cat back. "OW! Ugghhhhh."
Seeing tears trail down her eyes, the cat
stopped as it leapt back. "Ywou're obwiously not an ewemy. Who are yow?
Ower new summoner?"
Suigetsu stopped crying. Inner berated
herself. Cha! I'm an idiot, getting defeated by a cat of all things?!
What would happen when I face a real shInkarobi on a real mission?! She
glared at even smaller cat.
"I just wanted to test out this
scroll! I mean, I've read about the three sannin—only legendary ninja have
animal summons so I thought—I mean, I didn't know it would actually work—"
"Mew! I swence no hostile intent, and
yow haw emotions on yew face." The cat licked its paw. "The last
Uchiwa summoner died yewers ago, and thew never ever need ower help. Uchiwa are
strong in battle and thew eyes strong for twacking and thew haw lots wa money
and dwon't count wus as one of thwem anywore."
…
"Wait so, you're telling me that
you're going to ditch the Uchiha just to join me?" Suigetsu was
flabbergasted.
"Yup."
"And you're going to convince the rest
of your family that this is the best choice?"
"Thew awready think so."
Suigetsu snapped her mouth shut.
Then, she giggled. "I'll buy you some
catnip on the way home."
They shared a grin.
春
春
Satsuki Uchiha…Uchiha clan. This clan.
Suigetsu Kyoka…Kyoka clan..Heh, I wish.
I'm just a civilian. But Naruma? ''
Naruma Uzumaki…Uzumaki…Uzumaki…clan? 
"Found anything on the Uzumaki,
Toru-kun?"
"Mew. Says here Uzumaki were distant
answesters to the Uchiwa thwu the Senju. They were also gweat at
fuuinjutsu."
"WHOA!" Suigetsu spun around and
stared at her new kitty friend, and took in the fasinating sight of the feline
standing on its hind legs atop a ladder, pinning an open book against a
bookshelf while balancing everything precariously with its tail pointed
outward.
That dobe has a clan? One that's related to
my future boyfri—Satsuki-kun? That would make him my brother-in-law.''
Cha! How can you be his sister and mom at
the same time?! '''
"It's a small world out here." Despite
Konoha being the largest hidden village. "I bet everyone's connected
in some way," Suigetsu mused, not knowing how close that comment struck
home.
"Say, you're a smart cat. How do you
know all this?"
The cat made a dry face. "I twold ya I
was in the war and thew were War Heros."
"Oh. Right. You're older than you
look," Suigetsu changed the subject, "So about the Uzumaki
being—"
"They were wargeted in thew war, but
thew clan died out cuz thew were too good at fuuinjutsu but not at
fwighting."
"…" Suigetsu looked down, pink
locks covering her eyes. Maybe if things were different, then maybe Naruma
would have had a clan to fall back on, or even a heirloom.''
Heirloom? Forehead, you thinking what I'm thinking? 
Suigetsu's head shot up as an idea flashed
through her head. The implications were deliquescing. She stared at Toru.
"S-Sealing, you said? You mean those
scrolls where you write characters and drawings with a paintbrush?"
"Yap."
"Find me everything you can on seals.
I think they'll keep the orange roach busy…From distracting my time with Satsuki-kun."
Suigetsu smirked, deciding to keep the real reason to herself.
"Not that he has the patience to hold
a brush. But if I can just convince him it's for a prank…"
春
Iruka-sensei was writing on the chalkboard
about using the clone jutsu and the transform jutsu in conjunction. It was an
extra credit assignment if a student could actually pull it off, but it was
still necessary to learn as one of the shInkarobi battle tactics.
Although one glance at the class displayed
bored faces and…at the back of the room, his pinkette student and his blonde
student chatting…
Or was that Suigetsu explaining the lesson
to Naruma?
Iruka thought back of that night at
Ichiraku's with Suigetsu. He smiled. Perhaps she took his words to heart. Iruka
turned back to the board and made sure to explain even more useful battle
tactics, seeing how Naruma was actually getting involved, albeit through a
secondhand information source.
What he didn't know was that Suigetsu wasn't
reteaching his lesson…
Suigetsu was instructing Naruma on
fuuinjutsu. An advanced art that only legendary shInkarobi could thoroughly
master.
But not for a bookworm like herself, and
surprisingly, Naruma was learning at a pace just as fast as hers initially.
Suigetsu had three theories. (Suigetsu
loved theories.)
1. Naruma was an Uzumaki and thus he was
naturally gifted in the sealing arts.
2. Naruma was an orphan with no friends and
no one to teach him, that's why he acts stupid, but when someone actually teaches
him, he's just as smart as she is.
3. Naruma was trying his absolute ultimate
best because he's being acknowledged and taught by someone (regardless of the
lesson,) and that's why he's improving so fast.
Suigetsu doubted it was the first reason.
Uzumaki had red hair and Naruma had yellow. In the shInkarobi world, orphans
usually had fake last names. (Suigetsu wondered why she believed for a second Naruma
was a real Uzumaki, but even if he wasn't one, Suigetsu wasn't going to regret
passing him the Uzumaki heirloom, because that wasn't her intention. Her
intention was to keep Naruma busy from sabotaging her dates with Satsuki-kun. Suigetsu
nodded to herself. Yes, that's definitely the reason she was doing this.)
Anyhow, the point was, there was no gurantee that Naruma was from the Uzumaki
clan just because he was a fast learner at what she was teaching.
Besides, she was leaning more towards the
second reason. Maybe the third, seeing how smitten Naruma was about her.
She sighed fondly. "Idiot."
"What? What? So is this how it
works?" Naruma showed Suigetsu his notebook with a spiral marking and a
few kanji for 'genjutsu storage' in a very ugly handwriting scrawled around the
circle.
"Yeah yeah, now make at least a
hundred of those and we'll use it to play our prank, after class. Now
leave me alone until after you're done."
"Alright!"
Well, that's one way to get that idiot off
my back. I really need to see Satsuki now. ''
She shot a look at Satsuki and Inkaro-pig
sitting only a couple feet away from her crush.
At the same time, Inkaro shot suspicious
glances back towards Suigetsu. Inkaro could fanthom why Suigetsu would
willingly give up her seat, which was closest to Satsuki's, for the seat right
beside the class clown. Suigetsu hated Naruma, so why? Inkaro bit her
teeth, resolving to master her Mind Transfer Technique just so she could look
inside Suigetsu's head.
Inner Suigetsu
cracked her knuckles, having guessed Inkaro's thoughts. Bring it on, pig.
What she didn't know was that they had a
prank to plan.
Tonight.
春
Then she forgot the seals for summoning so she's back to level 1 genin. 
Genin: Suigetsu doesn't have a dream. She doesn't care about goals or anything. In a way, she's like Shikamaru without the laziness, cognitive, and desire to protect Konoha. But she does like her swords and seals, and mixing them together.
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== Chakra Color ==
Chakra Color: Black
== Weapons Inventory ==
====== ---Maximum Capacity--- ======
====== Genin / Chunin (50 Pieces) ======
====== Jounin / ANBU (70 Pieces) ======
====== Sage / S-Rank / Kage (80 Pieces) ======
Item 	Cost	Own	Cost
Kunai 	2 	6 	?
Shuriken 	1.5 	4 	?
Senbon 	1 	? 	?
Makibishi 	0.5 	? 	?
Smoke Bombs 	3 	? 	?
Paper Bombs 	4 	5 	?
Any Swords 	6 	2 	?
Other Weaponry	10 	? 	?
Total
50
== Databook ==
Databook	
Ninjutsu	
Taijutsu	
Genjutsu	
Intelligence	
Strength	
Speed	
Stamina	
Hand Seals	
Total
	3	3	3	2.5	2.5	3	2	1	13.5/25
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Role Playing Library
(Ask anyone ranked Jounin and above to help filling out your library.)
=== Spars and Battles: ===
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