School Sayings

Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight. 
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Teacher: What is your name?
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear.
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke; tell me the right name!
Student: ‘My name is Sunderlal Chadda.” 
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old. 
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Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
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Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating an ass and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE!
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Teacher: Because of Gandhi’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday.
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Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day at the same time.
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became a father only after I was born. 
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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is only half mad.
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