Greek Bust/Smackdown

The Greek Bust is a minor character from Jack the Reaper. It's the stone head of a Greek philosopher that resides at the Museum of Natural History. After Black Death raised the dead, the Greek Bust came to life. The statue has a nasty and sadistic sense of humor, constantly taunting and insulting Jack Lantern and Spooks.
In Toshiko Smackdown, the Greek Bust sits in the background of the Museum stage, taunting players in the match. It has a unique line of dialogue for each character. It will only insult characters that are currently in the match.
==Greek Bust Taunts==
*Goop: "I know what shape you are. I believe they call it...a square."
*Blossom:
*Tawnya: "Hello, madame. Would you like to cavort with the Greeks of old?"
*King Grex: "Well, king, what do you plan to do? Ham me to death?"
*Frogrump: "Come over here, you ruffian. I've got your Rainbow Connection right here!"
*Zoom:
*Klio: "You're psychic? Guess what I'm thinking about your headband."
*Mysterious Shadow: "Purple isn't exactly the most intimidating color. That would be plaid."
*Terracrag:
*Spiffy: "So you're a dinosaur, eh? You may be displayed in this museum soon."
*Whalor:
*Fidlak: "Come now, child. You're dragon this show along."
*Color-Robo: "No color here, I'm afraid. Unless you enjoy white."
*Jack and Spooks: "Time for our least-favorite reaper to show us what he does best: fail."
*Jason Donovan: "You were a husband? You're not exactly daddy material..."
*Bio-Man:
*Frostbite:
*Adventurer:
*T.E.D.: "I feel I should respect you for some purpose......but I'm not going to. Pansy."
*Skitter:
*Lee Hatake: "I see you talk to your hand. Perhaps you should get...help."
*Allen Stark:
*Gabriel Landis: "You call yourself a supernatural creature?"
*Shirtman:
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