Secretary/Trailer transcripts

==Theatrical Trailer==
TBA
==Home Video Trailer==
The Lions Gate Home Entertainment logo slides up, then we cut to film clips.
:Mr. Grey: All I need is a... (Cut to Lee at a typewriter) typist who can answer the call. (Back to Lee and Mr. Grey)
:Lee: I can do that.
:Mr. Grey: It's very dull work.
:Lee: I like dull work.
:Announcer: (As we see more film clips) The critics are wild about Secretary! (More film clips, this time windowboxed and with the pull quote zooming in and sliding away) "Maggie Gyllenhaal is a revelation!"
:Lee: Dear Mr. Godfrey, I'm grateful to you for referring-- (Mr. Grey slaps her on the bottom, then she looks at him)
:Mr. Grey: Continue.
:Announcer: It's "a groundbreaking new comedy!"
:?: Is he a good lawyer?
:Lee: He's the best.
:Announcer: "Spader & Gyllenhaal are electric!"
:Mr. Grey: Lee...I'm very fond of you.
:Lee: (While masturbating) Mr. Grey... (...and while not) I'm your secretary.
:Announcer: "It's mind-bogglingly sexy!"
:?: There are other ways to show your feelings, Lee. More conventional ways.
After this, we cut to "James Spader" being typewritten over White-Out placed upon a sheet of yellow note paper, then it's back to the film
:Announcer: James Spader. (Same for...) Maggie Gyllenhaal. (And finally...) Secretary.
:Mr. Grey: We can't do this 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
:Lee: Why not?
Lee closes the door, and we cut to the DVD zooming in toward the screen. "AVAILABLE NOW ON VIDEO & DVD" is right next to it.
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