Chloe the Clown/Dialogue

==NWOT_Clown_Dialogue==
#	Dialog Topic 	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	A happy Nuka-riffic day to you! How can I make you smile today? 	
 	 	 	Well hello there! Are you having fun? 	
 	 	 	Welcome to Nuka World on Tour! Would you like a balloon? 	
 	 	 	How can I make your day more fun! 	
 	 	 	Would you care for a balloon? 	
 	 	 	Have you met my friend Bruno yet? They say he's the strongest bot in the world! 	
 	 	 	Lady G keeps telling me the same fortune... "You will pop your next balloon." How does she always know!? 	
 	 	 	*Humming a happy tune* 	Just hums a happy tune here (this line maybe cut!)
 	Why is a robot handling balloons if they just keep popping?	 	Well... There's no one else left to fill the balloons, I suppose! 	
 	Why is a robot handling balloons if they just keep popping?	 	Just think: Any balloons that DON'T pop are limited edition... That makes them extra collectable! Hee-hee, right? ... Right?	
 	Who are you? 	 	I'm Chloe the Clownbot! I'm here to make children smile, crack jokes, and sell Nuka-tastic balloons! 	
 	Who are you? 	 	What do you say, can I interest you in a balloon today? 	
 	Who are the other bots? 	 	Well, there's Bruno the Strongbot. He's so cool! He's over by the Nuka-Cade. 	
 	Who are the other bots? 	 	Oh, there's also the lovely Lady G, teller of fortunes and reader of fates... Ooh! 	
 	Who are the other bots? 	 	I'm sure they'll be pleased to have such a swell visitor stop by. 	
 	 	 	 	
 	See you later. 	 	You take care now! 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	Why are balloons expensive? 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	Inflation! 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime... 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	Balloon prices are going to go sky high. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	What did the balloon say to the doctor? 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	I feel light headed. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	What kind of test does a balloon hate the most? 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	A pop quiz! 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	A clown had a test to make balloons... 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	He blew it. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	I invented a cold air balloon, but it didn't really take off. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	I was going to make a balloon weasel but it went pop. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	Whenever I see a balloon, I have the urge to burst it... 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	I wish I wasn't so influenced by pop culture 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	I'm crazy for balloons... 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	I guess you could call me a balloonatic! 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	I offered my balloon friend some helium. He said "no thanks... it goes straight to my head." 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	I got dragged into a small argument the other day. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	 	It had ballooned out of proportion. 	
Category:Nuka-World on Tour dialogue files
ru:NWOT Clown Bot.txt