The New Neighbors! Culdee Edition

The New Neighbors! Culdee Edition is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season 2
=== Script ===
SYNOPSIS - A trio of new neighbors has moved into Pensacola and the three users decide to get to know about them more and their antics. But what they dont know, is while they have moved in, some old enemies of them have moved in as well.
(It starts off with a red car driving through a highway outside Pensacola. Three humans are seen inside. One with brown hair wearing a green jacket who is driving on the right side of the car, one with spiky brown hair wearing a blue jacket with black eyes, and one with yellow hair with a purple jacket and green overcoat)
Unknown 3: Are we there yet?
Unknown 1: No but we're close.
Unknown 2: Hopefully this new neighborhood will be worth the 50 hour drive.
Unknown 3: Yeah, why did it have too take so long Edd.
Edd: Its not my fault we're going from the UK to the US, Matt.
Unknown 2: Actually it kinda is.
Edd: Shut up Tom.
Tom: Whatever.
(Tom grabs an alcohol bottle and starts drinking)
Edd: Tom go easy on that stuff. Its your turn to drive next after I get tired. Be sides, we dont want you going on another of your drunken idea rampages.
Matt: Yeah we don't need you trying to destroy christmas again.
Tom: Come on guys that was one time.
(Edd and Matt look at Tom)
Tom: Okay maybe more than one but I can't go stupider than that.
Edd: You spent our life savings on a bloody harpoon gun!
(A harpoon gun is shown tied to the top of the car along with other luggage)
Edd: And it would have been a better idea to sell the damn thing instead of bringing it with us.
Tom: Hey, that harpoon gun is gonna be come useful one day.
Edd: Yeah right, if at any case it becomes of good use, I owe you 50 bucks.
Tom: Alright you got a deal.
Matt: Lets just hope this trip ends soon. I havn't checked my face in days, for all I know it might be soiled from the lack of attention I gave it.
Tom: Matt every time you make a remark about your face, I get more sad inside.
Matt: Was that an insult?
Tom: You figure it out.
Edd: Oh hey we're almost there!
(Edd points at a sign saying "Welcome to Pensacola")
Edd: Lets just hope this neighborhood is better than the last one.
(It then cuts to the SML Wiki Headquarters where Culdee is seen on his laptop writing something)
RH: Hey Culdee!
Culdee: Sup RH!
RH: What are you writing about?
Culdee: Oh im just working on another short for CuldeeFell Shortz!
RH: Oh cool, what's this one about?
Culdee: It's about these three neighbors who move into Pensacola and mischief happens from then and there.
RH: Cool, that kinda sounds similar to one of my stories.
(The bell is heard ringing)
Trikkiboy: Okay everyone, thats the dissmissal bell, you can all head back to your homes.
(The users then leave the building)
Culdee: Well that day was long? So what are you guys doing?
RH: Nothing much. Though I did hear that someone is moving into a vacant house across the street.
Culdee: Oh cool! We should go meet them! What do you think Endless?
Endless: Eh, well Spring Cleaning is today so i'd rather go see these neighbors then help Izuru clean the entire apartment.
Culdee: Alright, well what are we waiting for.
(It quickly cuts to Endless' apartment where Izuru is angrilly vacumming the floor)
Izuru: Dumbass always leaves me to do the hard work.
(It then cuts back to the street)
Culdee: Well this is the place, where are the neighbors?
RH: Hey, I see a car coming up!
(Edd's car comes driving up)
Tom: Well this is the neigborhood, but where's the house?
Edd: Over there!
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(Edd parks the car next to a small red and white house. The three then come out)
Edd: Home sweet home.
(Matt comes out as well)
Matt: Wow this house looks neat. Kinda looks like our previous ones.
RH: Nice to see some normal looking people move in for once, since the last that moved in were a bunch of fast food items.
(Tom then comes out drinking alchohol)
RH: Well, mostly normal looking.
Edd: Hey do you guys live here?
RH: We do actually! I'm RH and these are my friends Culdee and Endless.
Endless: Sup.
Culdee: Howdy.
Edd: I'm Edd, these are my friends Tom and Matt.
Matt: Ello!
Tom: Hey.
Edd: We came all the way from the UK.
RH: Nice! That explains the british accents.
Tom: Hey are you aware the gray one doesn't have a mouth.
Endless: You have no eyes.
Tom: ... Touche.
Edd: Well anyways guys, we'd love to stay and chat but we were just about to start packing. Right guys?
Tom: Eh i'd rather not. That long car drive made me anxious and I ran out of alchohol. Do they happen to have a bar around here?
Endless: Oh they do actually! There's a bar called Sportsters! I could lead you there if you want?
Tom: Cool.
(The two head off)
Edd: Augh. What about you Matt?
Matt: Sorry Edd, but through out the car ride I already made up my mind that the first thing I want to do when I get to the new neighborhood is go to the mall for some nice clothes!
Culdee: I was actually gonna head there today also. I want to get some stuff to add to my FNAF collection.
Matt: What the hell is FNAF?
Culdee: I'll tell you along the way.
Matt: Okay!
(The two leave)
Edd: "sigh" Well I guess it's just me then.
RH: If you want, Edd, I can help you pack.
Edd: Oh, cool! Just grab some of those boxes and help me load them into the house.
RH: Alright. Sounds like a plan!
(The two get to work loading boxes. It cuts to Sportsters bar where Endless and Tom enter the place)
Endless: Welp, here it is. Sporsters Bar!
Tom: Huh, it looks kinda boring.
(Tom sees Dave Miller juggling beer bottles)
Tom: Thats, slightly less boring.
Endless: Lets go order a drink. HEY DAVID!
(Dave gets startled and drops his beer bottles)
Boss (Offscreen): DAVE! WHAT WAS THAT!?
Dave Miller: Uh, it was nothing sir. Just uh, a bar fight thats all!
Boss (Offscreen): WELL IF ITS BROKEN BOTTLES, THOSE ARE COMING OFF YOUR PAYCHECK!
Dave Miller: Y-yes sir. What do you want Endless? And don't call me David, my name is just Dave. And does that guy have no eyes?
Tom: Are you purple?
Endless: David, Dave whatever who cares. Just give us both drinks.
Dave Miller: "sigh" Alright fine.
Tom: Is this guy always snooty?
Endless: Eh depends on the shit that happens today.
(Dave gives the drinks of beer to the two. Endless starts drinking)
Tom: How can you drink without a mouth?
Endless: The same reason you can see without eyes. Two words, Thomas. Cartoon. Logic.
Tom: Huh. Makes sense. But watch this.
(Tom drinks an entire bottle in two seconds)
Endless: Impressive. But I can finish faster.
Tom: Doubt it.
Endless: Tell ya what, lets have a shot contest! Last one to pass out, wins!
Tom: Okay, your one.
Endless: David! Give us a round of shots!
Dave Miller: Oh great, another competition. The last one was about chicken wings.
(It cuts to the Pensacola Mall. Culdee is looking at hot topic at some FNAF merch)
Culdee: I already have that, I already have that. "Sigh" I can't find anything new. I guess I can go see what Matt is doing.
(Culdee walks over to the clothes section. Matt is seen looking at the selection)
Matt: No. No. No.
Matt Major: Oh hey, I dont think I saw you around town.
Matt: Oh I actually just moved in recently. I'm checking out shopping centres here.
Matt Major: Cool! My name's Matt by the way!
Matt: Hey my name's also Matt!
(Matt from The Last Guest appears)
Matt (TLG): My name's Matt too.
(Buckaroo's brother Mat appears)
Mat: So am I, but my name has 1 T
Matt: Well what a coincidence.
(Culdee comes in)
Culdee: Hey Matt!
Matt/Matt (TLG)/Matt Major/Mat: Hey Culdee! Wait, sorry were you talking to me?
Culdee: No I meant Matt.
Matt/Matt (TLG)/Matt Major/Mat: We're all named Matt dude. Wait are we talking at the same time?
Culdee: The one with the purple hoodie Matt.
Matt: Oh me! Hey Culdee!
Culdee: Yeah, I prolly should have told you that other people are named Matt here. Gets a little confusing.
Matt: True. I guess its a pretty popular name here.
(The two laugh)
Matt: So what have you been up to?
Culdee: Eh I was looking for things to add to my collection but I realized I bought everything FNAF related. Hows it with you?
Matt: Im trying to find new clothes I can wear but none of them are my style.
Culdee: What is your style?
Matt: Purple hoodie with green overcoat.
Culdee: Maybe you can ask the employees here. There's prolly one at the desk.
(The two walk to the desk)
Culdee: Excuse me sir or mam, can we have some assistance-
Screwer: Sure, what is it?
Culdee: Wait Screwer? You work here?
Screwer: Yeah this is my job?
Culdee: What happened to Screwer's diner?
Screwer: Oh yeah turns out i didn't have a buisness liscense and i lost the building. So I work here to pay the bills now.
Culdee: Oof, well anyways can you help us find a certain style of clones we can find?
Screwer: Sure, what are you looking for?
Matt: Purple Hoodies and Green Overcoats?
Screwer: Oh, I think we have those in the aisle over there.
Matt: Cool, thanks!
(Suddenly Vladamir the robber comes in)
Screwer: Hello sir, how can I help you?
Vladamir: Yeah I think i'll take....
(Vladamir pulls out a gun)
Vladamir: EVERYTHING IN THE REGISTER!
Screwer: OH DEAR GOD HE ROBBIN ME! TAKE EVERYTHING JUST DONT SHOOT ME OR THE PIZZA ROLLS!
Culdee: Wait, did he just say robbin!?
(Vladamir takes all the money)
Vladamir: See ya sucker!
(Vladamir heads to the door when Matt gets in the way)
Matt: Hey! You can't just rob a store while i'm buying my own clothe-
(Vladamir punches Matt in the face giving him a black eye)
Matt: My face...
(Vladamir runs off but then Culdee tackles him)
Culdee: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Vladamir: GET OFF ME FNAF NERD!
(Vladamir grabs his gun and strikes Culdee knocking him out)
Vladamir: No hard feelings Fnaf fan hehehe!
(Vladamir continues running off but gets shot with a foam bullet)
Vladamir: OW!
(Vladamir looks over and sees Matt with a BB gun)
Matt: This is for my friend!
(Matt shoots Vladamir again)
Vladamir: OW!
Matt: And this is for the robbery!
(Matt shoots Vlad again)
Vladamir: OW STOP!
Matt: And this... is for MY FACE!
(Matt continues shooting Vladamir until he falls over. Officer Simmons then grabs Vladamir)
Simmons: Thanks for aprehending this villain Mac! Your a real hero?
Matt: I am?
Culdee: Three cheers for Matt!
(The crowd cheers around Matt as he smiles and bows. It cuts back to Edd's house where Edd and RH have finished packing)
Edd: Phew, finally everything has been unpacked.
RH: True!
Edd: Thanks for the help man.
RH: Anytime!
(The two exit the house)
Edd: So what do you wanna do now?
RH: Well I was thinking we could go to sportsters and maybe get some chicken wings? Do you like chicken wings?
Edd: Nah chicken wings arn't my thing. I'm a fan of Coca Cola!
RH: Eh im not a cola fan.
(A crashing sound is heard)
Unknown 4: You idiot! You droped the box!
(The two look over and see three other people looking similar to Edd, Tom, and Matt but with heavy differences)
Mark Doppleganger: You had one job dude.
Tom Doppleganger: It's not my fault, the box was too heavy, I should have had help with it.
Edd Doppleganger: Bollocks Jon, if anything your just a weakling.
Jon: Im not a weakling, Mark, back me up!
Mark: Yeah I agree with Eduardo Jon, your pretty much a weakling.
Jon: Aw come on guys!
Edd: Ugh, not these guys again.
RH: Wait you know them?
Edd: That's "Eduardoooooo" and his gang Jon and Mark. They were from our old neighborhood, seams they got the same idea of moving here as we do. Ever since I first met them, they have always been a pain in the ass for me and my friends as they are always trying to be better than us.
RH: Yeah, well I dealt with a lot of assholes in the past.
Edd: Well trust me. One minute with these jerks and you'll want to kill yourself. Anyways, we should probably leave before they-
(Eduardo turns his head an notices Edd as dun dun dun music plays)
Edd: "Sigh" Notices us.
Eduardo: Well Well Well what do we have here!
Edd: "Sigh" Hey Eduardo.
Eduardo: Surprised to see you here. I guess we inspired you to move here as well.
Edd: Um actually we came up with the idea to move here after seeing a commercial-
Eduardo: Yeah yeah, whatever dork.
Mark: Where are your loser friends Tom and Matt?
Edd: Tom's out drinking and Matt's out shopping. I was just out here packing for my new house with the help of my new friend RH.
RH: True, though we'll be better off if you losers just beat it.
Jon: Aw what's the matter, do you want alone time with your "Boyfriend" Hahahahahaha-
Eduardo: Hey! I didn't tell you to talk! One more word out of you and im PUNCHING YOU in the face! Do you understand me!?
(Jon looks down in silence)
RH: First of all i'm not gay, second of all, i'm already taken.
Edd: You know Eduardo, im really sick of you walking over to us just to bug us about how "Better you are".
Eduardo: Because i'm Numero Uno! Your the one who's always in second place. I can best you at everything in the world.
Edd: Oh yeah, well I bet I can best you in something!
Eduardo: Hah! Don't make me laugh. I'd like to see you best me at something!
Edd: Oh I can, I just need to figure out what I can best you at.
(Edd then sees Frida walk by with a bunch of flyers. She puts up a flyer on a wooden post and walks off. Edd walks up to the flyer and reads it)
Edd: "Artistic competition. Winner recieves a gold trophy". I bet I can beat you at an artistic competition.
Eduardo: Okay smarty pants, your on!
Mark: Yeah, Eduardo's gonna win this for sure!
Eduardo: Yeah! I can't wait to see you lose.
Edd: We'll see about that.
Eduardo: Good!
(Eduardo then punches Jon in the face)
Jon: OW! But I didn't say anything-
Eduardo: SHUT UP! Anyways, see you at the competition losers!
(The three walk off laughing)
Edd: I'll show those jerk wads!
RH: You sure you can do this Edd? Those guys seam pretty confident they can beat you.
Edd: Well I have years of drawing experience! Though im not sure what to draw?
RH: Maybe I can help you! I have years of drawing experience as well!
Edd: Nice! With both of us artists, we can be able to take down Eduardo!
RH: That's the spirit!
Edd: Well what are we waiting for! Lets go!
(The two walk off as they talk)
RH: So I think I got an idea for a drawing. Do you like superheroes?
(Once the two left, a red hooded figure comes out of the bushes)
???: Finally they are gone.
(The hoodied figure heads to the door but its locked)
???: Blast they locked it. Maybe the back doors unlocked.
(The figure heads to the back of the house as it then cuts back to Sportsters bar. Tom and Endless are still having a drinking competition and they are starting to get pretty drunk)
Tom: "hic" Ready to "burp" pass out yet.
(Endless is starting to become really woozy)
Endless: Heh, not even "hic" close. DAVID! MORE DRINKS!
Dave Miller: Don't you think you had enough?
Endless: I'LL TELL YA WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH PURPLE "hic" GUY! NOW GIVE US ANOTHER ROUND!
(Dave sighs and gives another round of shots. Endless drinks another one)
Endless: WOOO! IM GONNA STAY AWAKE FOREVAHHHHHHHHHHHH-
(Endless then passes out and face palms on teh floor)
Tom: And I win. Welp, im gonna head back home. Edd's prolly done packing by now.
(Tom heads out while Dave looks at Endless' passed out body)
Dave Miller: Does anyone know this guy?
(It cuts back to Edd's house where the hoodied figure is seen trying to lockpick the back door. Next door, Brooklyn Guy is seen mowing the lawn)
Brooklyn Guy: Damn it, I hate my wife. "You never do anything around teh house Boitie, go mow the long Boitie". I hate my life so much.
(Brooklyn Guy stops the lawn mower he hears the sounds of the figure lockpicking the door)
Brooklyn Guy: What the?
(Brooklyn looks over the fence and sees the figure)
Brooklyn Guy: HEY!
(The figure gets shocked and looks at Guy revealing his face. He has a bandaid under his chin and pointy brown hair)
Brooklyn Guy: What do you think you're- oh wait hold on. Let me get my cop outfit.
(Brooklyn leaves and comes back with his Cop outfit)
Brooklyn Guy: What do you think you're doing!?
???: Oh uh nothing officer, I was just trying to get into my own house?
Brooklyn Guy: By lockpicking it?
???: Well uh..
Brooklyn Guy: This house belongs to Edd Matt and Tom. This is private property and I will ask you to leave before I have to arrest you.
???: Well you dont understand, I'm actually an old friend of theirs!
Brooklyn Guy: Oh really?
???: Yeah, I used to be roommates with them.
Brooklyn Guy: You have any proof with that?
???: I actually do!
(The figure gives Brooklyn Guy his wallet. Guy brings out his id)
Brooklyn Guy: Your names "Tord" huh?
Tord: Yes sir!
(Brooklyn Guy brings out old pictures of Tord hanging out with Edd Matt and Tom)
Brooklyn Guy: Huh, it looks like you are good friends of them.
Tord: Yes sir, I used to be roommates with them, but then i moved out to pursue my dreams to come to the big city. So i decided to come back to surprise them!
Brooklyn Guy: Huh, well I guess coming back to surprise friends isn't illegal. Sorry for the trouble.
Tord: It's fine officer, i know your just looking out for the town by protecting and serving.
Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, though i still dont understand why your trying to lockpick the door.
Tord: Oh yeah, I had my own key for the house but I lost it when I got ganged up by uh thugs.
Brooklyn Guy: Oh dear, im sorry to hear that. I'll be sure to try and get those thugs to justice.
Tord: Thank you officer.
Brooklyn Guy: Here let me help you with the door!
(Brooklyn shoots the lock destroying it)
Brooklyn Guy: There, its unlocked now. Have fun with your friends!
Tord: Thank you so much for protecting and serving!
(Brooklyn Guy leaves. Tord heads inside and turns his face from friendly to malicious)
Tord: Now to finally get that thing that I came for.
(Tord walks off as it transitions to the art contest)
Steve Staleburger: Welcome every one to the 69th Annual Drawing Competition!
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Heh. Nice.
Steve Staleburger: People from around the animated world have come to compete for the best drawings! The people with the best drawing with recieve this golden trophy!
(The audience oos and aas at the trophy)
Eduardo: That trophy is mine!
Edd: We'll see about that Eduardo!
Steve Staleburger: Now time to check out the drawings!
(They walk up to squidward pepe)
Steve Staleburger: So what is your picture Mr. Pepe?
Squidward Pepe: I made a picture of me hanging out with the hot users!
(Pepe shows his drawing but it is censored. The people look at it in sock)
Steve Staleburger: Jesus christ.
Squidward Pepe: Well, waddya think?
Steve Staleburger: Um, security?
(Gotta Sweep appears and sweeps Pepe away)
Steve Staleburger: Anyways, let's move on to the next one.
(Steve walks up to SMG4 Mario's drawing)
Steve: So what do you have SMG4 Mario?
SMG4 Mario: I have drawn a picture of me naked dancing in spaghetti!
(SMG4 Mario shows Steve said drawing)
Steve Staleburger: Hmmm the originality is nice but i dont like the crudeness. Next one.
(Steve walks up to Eduardo)
Eduardo: Oh boy i'm next! Watch me win Ed-boy!
(Edd scoffs)
Steve: So what's your drawing of Eduardo!
Eduardo: I call it, the Ugly duckling!
(Eduardo brings out a picture of a duck with a flower on her head)
Steve Staleburger: Wow the drawing looks so unique and original. I might have to give this one first place!
Edd: Ahem!
Steve Staleburger: Oh i forgot we had one more! What's your drawing of Edd?
Edd: I call it, the adventures of Power Edd and the Vandal Buster!
(Edd pulls down a cloth revealing a picture of Power-Edd and Vandal Buster fighting crime. The crowd looks in awe)
Steve Staleburger: Marvelous drawing, i've gotta say this is the best I seen yet! You get 1st place!
(Steve gives Edd and RH the trophy)
Eduardo: W-what?
RH: We won!
Edd: Haha Eduardo! You're Second Place!
Eduardo: But that's not fair! My drawing was way better!
RH: I guess thats what people call, too bad so sad.
Eduardo: Grrrrr. You assholes will pay for this one day!
(Eduardo leaves but not before punching Jon again)
Jon: OW! What did I do!?
Eduardo: I said SHUT UP!
(The three leave)
Edd: Thanks for the help RH!
RH: No problem man. Lets go take your trophy home!
Edd: Actually it's our Trophy!
(The two laugh and head off. It cuts back to Edd's house where Tom is seen heading back inside)
Tom: Huh, guess Edd finished packing. I wonder where he put my bass gutair "Susan". Maybe the supplies closet.
(In the supplies closet Tord is seen scrounging around boxes of items while the lights are off)
Tord: Come on come on! It has to be here somewhere!
(Tord then finds something)
Tord: Aha! There it is!
(Tord brings out a big red button)
Tord: At last... I will finally be complete again! HA HA HA HA-
(Suddenly the lights turn back on. Tord looks behind him and sees Tom. Tom drops his alchohol bottle in shock)
Tom: T-TORD!?
Tord: Tom! It's been so long!
Tom: What the hell are you doing here?
Tord: Oh nothing important. I just thought i'd come back here and surprise you!
Tom: How did you even know we moved here!?
Tord: I, may or may not have put a tracking device on your car.
Tom: WHAT!? Dude thats illegal!
Tord: Oh come on, is trying to see your old friends again illegal?
(Tom looks at the button Tord is holding)
Tom: What the hell is that?
Tord: Oh this, yeah I may or may not come for this.
Tom: You just said you wanted to see us again.
Tord: Yeah well, I lied.
Tom: Well I wan't you out of this house! Your no longer welcome with us!
Tord: Oh come on Tom! We used to be roommates!
Tom: Yeah used to, but then you went and ditched us to pursue your dream in the big city. What the hell happened to that!?
Tord: Things didn't work out, but hey im back, and we can use this to fix broken bridges! What do you say. old friend?
Tom: I'm not your friend, SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS!
Tord: ... What the hell did you just call me?
Tom: Sun... Shine.... Lolli..... POPS!
(Tord gets red in the face and charges at Tom. Tom ducks his attack. The two get into a staredown with eachother and start rapidly punching eachother)
(It cuts back to outside where RH and Edd are headed back to the house)
Edd: I will forever treasure that look on Eduardo's face.
RH: Serve's him right for being a jerk.
Edd: I know right.
(Culdee and Matt are seen coming to the house as well with all of their shopping)
Matt: That was the best shopping spree ever!
Culdee: True, thanks to the mall for letting us pick whatever we want for free for the entire day!
Matt: And all because i'm a hero!
Edd: Hey Matt!
RH: Hey Culdee!
Culdee: Hey RH!
Matt: Hey Edd!
Edd: So how was your guy's day!
Matt: It was AWESOME! We stopped a robber and since then, i've been crowned a hero!
Edd: Cool, we just kicked Eduardo's ass at drawing and won this trophy!
Matt: Wait, Eduardo's here too?
Edd: Yep, they moved in next to us.
Matt: Damn it! Even if we moved to a different location they are always next door to us.
Culdee: Who the hells Eduardo?
Edd: It's a long story.
(Izuru is seen helping Endless walk over his shoulder)
Izuru: Damn it Endless, first you leave me to clean the apartment then I have to come pick you up from sportsters after you drank to much.
Endless: Shut up already Mom, you dont see me playing football in a hospital.
RH: Uhhh is Endless okay.
Izuru: Appearantly he had a drinking competition with Tom and lost.
Endless: Don't hog my pencils yo.
Edd: Wait, if Endless was alone then where's Tom?
(It cuts back to inside the house where Tom and Tord are continuing to fight)
Tom: I ALWAYS HATED YOU SINCE THE FIRST DAY I MET YOU COMMIE!
Tord: DONT CALL ME SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS, JEHOVAS WITNESS!
(Tom punches Tord hard enough to make him fall over and drop the button. Tom grabs the button Tord dropped)
Tom: Oh look, a big red button. I wonder what would happen if I, Press it!
(Tom raises his hand and in slow motions it shows him trying to press the button)
Tord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Tord gets up and punches Tom to the ground grabs the button and runs away)
Tom: GET BACK HERE NORWEGIAN!
(It cuts back to the backyard. Tord runs but gets cornered by the fence wall. He looks at Tom)
Tom: What the hell is your problem! What's so important about that stupid button!?
Tord: Hehehehe. You really wanna know?
(Tord presses the button and it starts shape shift into a giant robot head. Then it starts being attatched arms and legs and slowly grows into a giant robot)
Tom: Oh god.
(It cuts back to the front yard)
Edd: Yeah its best you don't challenge Tom to a drinking competition.
(Suddenly the ground shakes as Tord's giant Robot arises from the ground)
Tord: HOWS THIS FOR SIZE!
(Everyone comes out of there houses and sees the giant robot)
Parappa: What the?
Frida: Is that a giant robot!?
Buckaroo: Holy moly.
(Tom runs to the front yard in a panic)
Tom: Oh hey Edd!
Edd: Tom!? What the hell is going on!?
Tom: Oh yeah uh, Tord's back.
Edd: Wait, Tord's back!?
Matt: Tord!?
Culdee: Who the hell is Tord, WHAT IS GOING ON!?
(Tord is seen in the head of the giant robot with two levers for controls)
Tord: Oh hi Edd, Matt, good to see you guys again after so long!
Edd: Tord! What the hell is the meaning of this! Why are you back!?
Tord: Oh I decided to come back because I left behind something really important, that being my giant robot! Thanks to you idiots I-
Eduardo: HEY! WHATS WITH ALL THE RACKET! IM TRYING TO WATCH TV HERE!
Tord: DONT INTERUPT ME!
(Tord shoots a missle at Eduardo who jumps out of the way making the missile destroy Sonic's car)
Sonic: THAT'S IT! I'm only taking an Uber from now on!
Tord: Now as I was saying before I was RUDLEY INTERUPTED!
(Tord glares at Eduardo)
Eduardo: Sheesh what's his problem.
Tord: Turns out you guys still had an important invention I made that I forgot when I packed and moved away from Edd's original house. Now that I have found you idiots, I have gained access back to my most prized creation, and I will now pursue my plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Edd: Take over the world? But I thought we were friends Tord!
Tord: Hah! No! Why would I need friends! All they do is just get in the way with their feelings and emotions! Bleh! All I need is my giant robot! And with it, I'M UNSTOPABLE! HA HA HA HA!
RH: HEY! You don't talk to my friends like that, someone should put you in your place! Right fellas?
(Everyone starts bringing out their weapons and armor suits. Sunny brings out Iron Flower, Parappa Summons his axe, Paula brings out her suit, Buckaroo brings out his rifle, AsphaltianOof brings out his chainsaw, Frida activates her goggles, Manny turns into El Tigre, Zoe turns into Black Cuervo, Angela Jones transforms into Firestar, the Sushi Pack get their powers ready etc)
Tord: Hah! If thats the case, i'd like to see you try, TIME TO SAY GOODNIGHT! HA HA HA HA-
Matt: WAIT!
(Tord looks confused and everything stays silent for a while. Matt than angrilly points at Tom)
Matt: THAT WAS AN INSULT!
(Tom facepalms)
Tord: Oookay? Anywho, ITS RAMPAGE TIME!
(Tord laughs maniacally as he shoots bullets and missiles everywhere aprehending the heroes. One missile heads straight towards Matt)
Matt: NOT THE FACE!
(Tom pushes Matt out of the way before the missile hits him. Another missile heads straight towards veggiecorp)
Vandalsaurus Rex: Hey Boss, is there any chance I can get a raise?
Onion Cream: UGH! For the last time Vandalsaurus, IM NOT GIVING YOU A-
(The missile crashes into the office killing Onion Cream in a bloody mess)
Vandalsaurus Rex: Sooooooo it's a yes right?
(Tord keeps blasting the heroes everywhere)
Tord: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NOTHING CAN BEST NORWAY!
(Edd and the others are seen hiding behind his car)
Edd: He's going insane! What do we do!?
Tom: I think I know, someone has to distract him!
RH: I guess i'll do it. But How do I distract him?
Tom: I'll tell ya, Tord really hates the song "Sunshine Lollipops". Have you heard of it before?
RH: I think I did when I watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Tom: Perfect! Now you just need to sing the song and that will distract Tord long enough for me to finish him.
RH: But what if he shoots me?
Tom: Don't worry, I'll stop him right before he does!
RH: Alright got it!
(RH runs off to distract Tord while Tom runs into the house to grab something. Tord is continuing to blast the heroes with bombs)
Buckaroo: My gun is jammed!
Parappa: Thats weird, my axe that impenitrates anything can't seam to dent this robot!
Tord: THATS BECAUSE I HAVE MINDS BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOU IDIOTS COMBINED! NOW EAT GUNPOWDER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
RH: HEY NORWEGIAN DOUCHEBAG!
(Tordbot turns to look at RH)
RH: Uuhm.
(RH brings out a jukebox and plays the instrumental to sunshine lollipops)
Tord: Wait what?
RH: (Singing) "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together"
Tord: HEY! BLOCKHEAD! CUT THAT OUT!
RH: (Singing) "Brighter than a lucky penny When you're near the rain goes, disappears, dear"
(While RH Is still singing, Tom comes out with the harpoon gun)
RH: (Singing) "My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows That's how this refrain goes So come on, join in, everybody"
(Tom loads the harpoon gun)
Tord: IM BEING SERIOUS!
RH: (Singing) "And I feel so fine Just to know that you are mine"
Tord: THATS IT!
(Tord commands Tordbot to load the gun and aim it at RH)
RH: Uh oh.
Tord: HAHAHAAHAHA! SEE YOU IN HELL OLD FRIENDS!
Tom: HEY SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS!
(Tord turns to look at Tom)
Tord: UGH WHAT NOW!?
Tom: IM NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND!
(Tom shoots the harpoon gun into the window of the head of Tordbot shooting near Tord and crashing into the controls. Suddenly the robot goes crazy)
Tord: Oh no...
(Tordbot continues going crazy and explodes causing Tord to fall from the sky)
Tom: I told you that harpoon gun would be useful! You owe me 50 bucks!
Edd: Ugh fine.
(Edd gives Tom 50 bucks)
Tom: Sweet.
(Sunny walks next to Matt)
Sunny: Well thank god that's over! Oh by the way, have we met yet, I'm Sunny Funny!
Matt: AGH! TALKING FLOWER!
(Matt screams and runs into the house)
Edd: Glad that's finally over.
RH: True, i almost thought i was gonna die for a second.
(Endless comes walking up)
Endless: Hey guys i'm sober now, so what did I miss?
Culdee: Alot.
Edd: Well that was a roller coaster of stuff that has happened today.
Tom: True. Who wants to watch TV?
RH Culdee and Endless: US!
(It cuts to the six watching TV)
Goodman: BREAKING NEWS MKAY! Earlier today, A giant Robot run by a norwegian man by the name of Tord has attacked the city of Pensacola. I said it before, but i'll say it again. This city can NOT catch a break. Police have investigated the remains of the robot but have not found the body of Tord. The authorities are currently on the search. If you happen to see Tord anywhere, please call the Pensacola Police Department immideintly.
RH: How did they not find Tord's body in the wreckage?
Endless: Beats me.
Tom: I just hope I never see that commie ever again.
Edd: Yeah. TV is kinda getting boring.
Tom: Who wants to go for drinks at the bar?
Matt: OOH IM IN!
RH: Me too!
Culdee: count me in!
Endless: Okay but i'll only have water. I had enough drinks for a day.
Tom: Cool, drinks are on Edd!
Edd: HEY!
Tom: too bad its already decided.
Edd: "sigh" Okay. But just because you saved the day today.
(The 6 exit the house and walk away into the sunset)
RH: So Edd, is there any other enemies of you that we have to know about?
Edd: Well theres the Evil Director and Zanta Claws.
Culdee: Zanta what?
Edd: Eh that's for another story.
(The screen fades to black)
In loving memory of Edd Gould (1988 - 2012)
You may be gone, but your world will forever keep spinning.
== Trivia ==
* This short introduces the Eddsworld characters Edd, Tom, Matt, Eduardo, Jon, Mark and Tord
* This short was inspired by the FNF song "Challeng-Edd"