The Big Race Pilot!

The Big Race Pilot! is the conjoint episode of episodes A Good Pilot and The Big Race from the series SpongeBob: A New Generation. In this conjoint episode, SpongeBob signs up for a race wich he competes against his friends in. Who will win? The next conjoint episode will be SpongeBob, Angry Birds, and Rugrats Crossover!.
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants (debut)
*Narrator (debut)
*Lady (debut)
*Announcer (debut)
*Coach Drake (debut)
*Patrick Star (debut)
*Eugene H. Krabs (debut)
*Sandy Cheeks (debut)
*Sheldon J. Plankton (debut)
*Pearl Krabs (debut)
*Karen the Computer (debut)
*Squidward Tentacles (debut)
*Red Bird (debut)
*Yellow Bird (debut)
*Black Bird (debut)
*Orange Bird (debut)
*Blue Bird (debut)
*White Bird (debut)
==Transcript==
*Narrator: SpongeBob is at the Barg n' Mart. He is buying some Kelpo. Let's checkup on him. Shall we?
*SpongeBob: Hmm? What's this? (reads paper aloud) Hello, citizen. I am having a running race on Sunday. Whoever wins gets a tropical vacation at Club Fish. Just come to 67 Anchor Lane, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean. Cool!
*Narrator: Friday.
*SpongeBob: (does 100 push ups, thus making his arms fall off.) Ow!
*Narrator: Saturday.
*SpongeBob: (does 120 sit ups, and make his butt break into little pieces.) Youch!
*Narrator: Sunday.
*SpongeBob: (looks at clock) Oh no! I'm gonna be late! (runs to 67 Anchor Lane.) I'm SpongeBob SquarePants and I am going to sign in, okay?
*Lady: Just sign here. (SpongeBob signs in.)
*SpongeBob: So...where's my coach?
*Lady: Coach Drake is at the track.
*SpongeBob: And where is the track?
*Lady: Down the hill.
*SpongeBob: And where is the hill?
*Lady: (gets really mad) RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
*SpongeBob: (turns around) OH! (goes down hill)
*Coach: So who are you?
*SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants.
*Coach: SPELL IT!
*SpongeBob: S, P, O, N, G, E, B, O, B, S, Q, U, A, R, E, P, A, N, T, S.
*Coach: (writing) A, N, T, S. Good. Now go to the track. The other runners are ready.
*SpongeBob:Yes sir - ir - ir - ir! Patrick! Mr. Krabs! Plankton! Sandy! Pearl! Karen! I'm competing against my friends?!
*Coach: YES! NOW GO TO THE TRACK!
*SpongeBob: Okay.
*Announcer: Welcome to the first annual racing competition! Runners be ready. Ready...
*SpongeBob: Here we go!
*Announcer: Set... (SpongeBob sweats) Go! (SpongeBob starts running) #5 passes #2 and #7 in a flash!
*Plankton: Hey!
*Announcer: He passes #1 and #4 until #7 passes him! (SpongeBob screams) #5 catches up and passes #3 and #6. Then he's almost there, and he crosses the finish line!
*SpongeBob: YES! YES! YES! (trips over some birds) Oh, hello.
*Red Bird: Hello.
*Yellow Bird: We are the Angry Birds.
*Black Bird: We need your help.
*Orange Bird: You need to rescue our golden egg.
*Blue Bird: It holds our new baby bird.
*White Bird: And the pigs want to eat it!
*SpongeBob: Why?
*Red Bird: They think it is an ordinary egg.
*SpongeBob: I dunno, I'll do it.
*Narrator: ("To Be Continued" sign is shown) To be con-
*Squidward: NO! WAIT! I'm in the race. I'm #8!
*Coach Drake: SQUIDWARD! I made you be late because I didn't want you in the race.
*Squidward: No you didn't.
*Coach Drake: Yes, I did.
*Squidward: Didn't.
*Coach Drake: Did.
*Squidward: Didn't.
*Coach Drake: Did.
*SpongeBob: STOP! (faces birds) I'll do it.
Category:SpongeBob: A New Generation