ERB: Tito Vs Pumbaa

== Intro ==
FLYSCRATCH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!
TITO
VS!!!!
PUMBAA!
BEGIN!
== Tito ==
bust not mess with a guru we eat pigs in Hawaii.
you not beating me sorry not sorry.
it's just a vacation you won't be staying.
pig best meat old Hawaiian saying.
I put the p peace I go with the flow.
but i know how to fight when we go mono e mono.
serve with pineapple and roast on a spit.
your series is over it's best you just quit.
== Pumbaa ==
my name is pumbaa the call me mr.pig.
when i flow gas the cloud is big.
your show is overrated too many cool dudes.
wild grinders did better you need a better attitude.
you may be a guru but your all fat from me that's saying something.
i'll be on the ball like a bird on the wing.
Disney will buy nickelodeon just you wait.
your show got canceled i will fatten you up and glue you like paste
== Tito ==
your corporation is a monster it's getting lot of hate.
since your redoing your movies as live action remakes.
wise man ounce say stick to the original.
old Hawaiian saying your in a pickle.
i own a sub shack squid best goalie in hockey.
how i got this good i'm just lucky.
i'm wise your dumb like Timon's ego.
your treat your slaves like the time was medieval.
== Pumbaa ==
we make live action remakes for a new generation.
i return in mine voiced by seth rogen.
this pig is gonna pack gas so bottom's up.
it's either that or i smack a bitchup.
hakuna matata i got no worries.
while you are always in a hurry.
i grind the rails with pig tails.
time for me gas cloud to wail.
*farts*
== Announcer ==
*coughs* ah that stinks
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
FLYSCRATCH'S *Coughs from the stink* EPIC RAP BATTLES *coughs oh my god that's nasty
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