Gnomeregan News Weekly (073007)

Gnomeregan News Weekly
July 30, 2007 (c.623)
Heroic defense of Stormwind by Andraxion
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Stunning results of Stormwind Fight Club!
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Blazing Hot Interview with Lady Onyxia
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Heroic defense of Stormwind by Andraxion
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==Page 1==
This past week, the Night Elf warrior known to us only as Andraxion stood valiantly as a small group of the Horde invaded to aid their brethren incarcerated in the Stockades. Andraxion stood alone, wielding his swords with expert grace and finesse, slaying all of those who dared attempt to pass.
We owe you so much Andraxion. For Elune and the King's honor.
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Throughout this past week, there has been a series of competitions taking place in the old courthouse in the Dwarven District. Our reporters were unable to attend many of the battles, but the battle between Kanta Wildsabre and Sethmont Fairseas was fierce beyond words. Blood was spilt, armor was torn to shreds, and the floor was painted in red. The battled ended in a draw, but both fighters fought bravely and deserve kudos.
Keep up the good work!
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"How fortuitous, I usually have to leave my lair for supper," was what Lady Onyxia had to say when we first arrived in her lair for an interview. After 35 deaths, twelve spirit revives and four soulstones, we finally managed to get her to calm down and sit for an interview. She had quite a bit to say about the races of Azeroth; primarily that Gnomes and Dwarves are the most tasty and that they make for a great BBQ. Unfortunately, our camera crew didn't survive the interview.
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