大女優さん (Daijoyuu-san)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ショートフィルムを録ろう。 	shooto firumu o torou. 	I'll shoot a short film.
約五十秒　眠気がピークになれる邦画 	yaku gojuubyou nemuke ga piiku ni nareru houga 	For about fifty seconds, it'll be a Japanese film where drowsiness can reach its peak.
暇で曖昧、嫌いな機械 	hima de aimai, kirai na kikai 	It'll be slow and vague, full of hated machines.
もっと始終踊ろう。 	motto shijuu odorou. 	I'll dance more, from start to finish.
ラスト数秒ですべてがひっくり返るような、いかれたひとり芝居がしたい。 	rasuto suubyou de subete ga hikkurikaeru you na, ikareta hitori shibai ga shitai. 	I want to make a fucked-up one-woman show where everything is turned on its head in the last few seconds.
今日も卑屈の孤島 	kyou mo hikutsu no kotou 	Today too, I'm a solitary island of subservience.
約束・烏合に向けてはヒールになれ 	yakusoku ugou ni mukete wa hiiru ni nare 	Promise me you'll be the bad guy when we face the mob!
口説くな。 	kudoku na. 	Don't persuade me otherwise.
見たネタにもシビアになりたい。 	mita neta ni mo shibia ni naritai. 	I want to be severe, even in the jokes you saw.
法と理屈を問おう。 	hou to rikutsu o toou. 	I'll call laws and theory into question.
まず女優をゆめ腕がいい筋まで募るな 	mazu joyuu o yume ude ga ii suji made tsunoru na 	Firstly, by no means may you recruit an actress until your plot is airtight.
慕えない距離には違いない。 	shitaenai kyori ni wa chigainai. 	Without a doubt, there's a distance between you that yearning can't cross.
「ということで、後輩二人に声をかけて演じてもらうことにしました。」 	"to iu koto de, kouhai futari ni koe o kakete enjite morau koto ni shimashita." 	"As that's the case, I've decided that I'll get in touch with these two juniors of mine and have them play the roles."
演じてもらうことにした。 	enjite morau koto ni shita. 	That's what I decided.
シナリオは、毒にも薬にもならない 	shinario wa, doku ni mo kusuri ni mo naranai 	The script won't be harmful or beneficial,
でも二人だったら到底するわけのない 	demo futari dattara toutei suru wake no nai 	But there's no way those two can pull it off.
殴り合いの大喧嘩。 	naguriai no oogenka. 	They're having quite the row, throwing punches left and right.
 	 	
大女優も　愛の渦も 	daijoyuu mo ai no uzu mo 	A great actress and the vortex of love
完璧なプロットで動く 	kanpeki na purotto de ugoku 	Are moved by a perfect plot.
ああ 	aa 	Alas,
最小限の　ビラ広告と 	saishougen no bira koukoku to 	The minimum flyer ads and I
私がいなくなってる 	watashi ga inaku natteru 	Are not inside
手紙箱の中 	tegamibako no naka 	The box of letters.
 	 	
建設的な議論ができなくなる程の喧嘩が起こってショートフィルムはお釈迦。 	kensetsuteki na giron ga dekinaku naru hodo no kenka ga okotte shooto firumu wa oshaka. 	Fights are breaking out to the point where we can't have a constructive discussion, and this short film is falling apart.
「前はそんなつまらない人じゃなかったですよね。」 	"mae wa sonna tsumaranai hito ja nakatta desu yo ne." 	"You weren't this boring of a person before, you know."
告げる後輩を見て、ひどく心がえぐられてそれ以上続けられなかった。 	tsugeru kouhai o mite, hidoku kokoro ga egurarete sore ijou tsuzukerarenakatta. 	Looking at the junior who announced that, my heart was violently scooped out, and I could go no further.
「・・・」 	"..." 	"..."
仕方がないので代わりのシーンを自分で演じて埋めてみた。 	shikata ga nai no de kawari no shiin o jibun de enjite umete mita. 	We've got no choice but to have me play the role in a replacement scene.
「ああ、あいつらにサインでも貰っておけばよかった。」 	"aa, aitsura ni sain demo moratte okeba yokatta." 	"Oh, if only I'd gotten even their autographs."
そう思って提出したショートフィルムが入賞した。 	sou omotte teishutsu shita shooto firumu ga nyuushou shita. 	So I thought when the short film I'd submitted won a prize.
 	 	
愛きょう・ユーモア 	aikyou yuumoa 	"Even charm and humor
———なるほど。 	———naruhodo. 	———I see.
そういった経緯で今度は自らが演じる側に回ろうと。 	sou itta ikisatsu de kondo wa mizukara ga enjirugawa ni mawarou to. 	Because of circumstances like that, you decided to come over to the acting side this time.
はい。そうなんです。 	hai. sou nan desu. 	Yes, that's how it is.
そしてここまで上り詰めた。素晴らしいですね 	soshite koko made noboritsumeta. subarashii desu ne 	And that's how you made your ascent. It's wonderful to have you here!
褒めても何も出ませんってば (笑) 	homete mo nani mo demasen tteba (wara) 	Come on, don't think that praise will loosen my lips, haha.
も 	eye nose mo 	And the actors' looks
これまでたくさんの変化があったと思います。 	kore made takusan no henka ga atta to omoimasu. 	We believe that there have been plenty of changes for you up till now.
ありました。それはもう沢山。 	arimashita. sore wa mou takusan. 	There have been. Quite a lot, that is.
恐怖は無いですか？ 	kyoufu wa nai desu ka? 	You're not the least bit anxious?
今更そんなこと言ってられませんから。 	imasara sonna koto itteraremasen kara. 	Mostly because you haven't been saying that kind of thing up till now.
完璧なプロットで動く 	kanpeki na purotto de ugoku 	Are moved by its perfect plot.
今回の主演作品へコメントをお願いします。 	konkai no shuen sakuhin e komento o onegai shimasu. 	Could you please give us a comment on this movie in which you play the starring role?
まさに「完璧」でした。人の心も、世の中の性格、動くと思います。 	masa ni "kanpeki" deshita. hito no kokoro mo, yo no naka no seikaku mo, ugoku to omoimasu. 	It was truly "perfect." I believe people's hearts and the nature of society will be moved.
ああ 	aa 	Alas,
ああいうのが一番ウケますよね。 	aa iu no ga ichiban ukemasu yo ne. 	That sort of thing is the most popular, isn't it.
はい？ 	hai? 	Come again?
ああ、独り言です。 	aa, hitorigoto desu. 	Oh, I'm just talking to myself.
大長編と 	daichouhen to 	It was very long,
最後に、きっかけを与えてくれたかっての友人にこの場を借りて言葉を届けませんか。 	saigo ni, kikkake o ataete kureta ka tte no yuujin ni kono ba o karite kotoba o todokemasen ka. 	Just one last thing. Would you like to send any words, you know, take this opportunity to thank the friends who gave you this chance?
...はい。 	...hai. 	...I would.
見まごう速度 	mimagou sokudo 	And it went so fast it was hard to make out.
あの日あなたたちがくれた言葉は今でも忘れません。昨日の出来事と見まごうほどに鮮明に思い出せます。 	ano hi anatatachi ga kureta kotoba wa ima demo wasuremasen. kinou no dekigoto to mimagou hodo ni senmei ni omoidasemasu.	Even now, I can't forget the words you all told me back then. I remember them so vividly it feels like yesterday.
私が今座ってる 	watashi ga ima suwatteru 	From where I'm sitting now,
いつかどこかでまた会えることを、それまで互いの幸せが続くことを、祈っています。 	itsuka dokoka de mata aeru koto o, sore made tagai no shiawase ga tsuzuku koto o, inotte imasu. 	I hope that we can meet again somewhere someday, and that our mutual good fortune until then continues.
女神はその中 	megami wa sono naka 	A goddess walks among us."
(そんな訳ないだろ) 	(sonna wake nai daro) 	(Only when pigs fly.)
(馬鹿。) 	(baka.) 	(You imbeciles.)
 	 	
欲しかったものは大体全部手に入ってしまった。 	hoshikatta mono wa daitai zenbu te ni haitte shimatta. 	I ended up getting my hands on nearly everything I'd wanted.
持て余した時間で古びたデータを見つけ出した。 	moteamashita jikan de furubita deeta o mitsukedashita. 	When I had too much time on my hands, I found the old data.
開始数秒で、日記帳を目の前で朗読されているような気分になった。 	kaishi suubyou de, nikkichou o me no mae de roudoku sarete iru you ni kibun ni natta. 	In the first few seconds, it felt like having my diary read aloud in front of me.
あまりにも都合の良い筋書き、あふれ出る妄想、理想的に創られた自分。 	amari ni mo tsugou no ii sujigaki, afurederu mousou, risouteki ni tsukurareta jibun. 	It had an overly convenient outline, it overflowed with delusions, and I'd constructed it idealistically.
言葉遊びの端まで吊り下げられた自尊心の塊。 	kotoba asobi no hashi made tsuriagerareta jisonshin no katamari. 	It was a mass of suspended self-esteem, right down to the wordplay-filled margins.
「よくもこんな面白いものを作ってくれたな。」 	"yoku mo konna omoshiroi mono o tsukutte kureta na." 	"You've made something surprisingly interesting."
思わず笑い声を出してしまった瞬間に、それが画面の向こう側から聞こえていることに気が付いた。 	omowazu waraigoe o dashite shimatta shunkan ni, sore ga gamen no mukougawa kara kikoete iru koto ni ki ga tsuita. 	The moment I let out that laugh without thinking, I got a hunch that they could hear me on the other side of the screen.
ショートフィルムを録ろう。 	shooto firumu o torou. 	I'll shoot a short film.
約五十秒　眠気がピークになれる邦画 	yaku gojuubyou nemuke ga piiku ni nareru houga 	For about fifty seconds, it'll be a Japanese film where drowsiness can reach its peak.
暇で曖昧、嫌いな機械 	hima de aimai, kirai na kikai 	It'll be slow and vague, full of hated machines.
もっと始終踊ろう。 	motto shijuu odorou. 	I'll dance more, from start to finish.
ラスト数秒ですべてがひっくり返るような、いかれたひとり芝居がしたい。 	rasuto suubyou de subete ga hikkurikaeru you na, ikareta hitori shibai ga shitai. 	I want to make a fucked-up one-woman show where everything is turned on its head in the last few seconds.
 	 	
大女優もどきと言われたくないの 	daijoyuu modoki to iwaretakunai no 	I don't want to be called a pseudo-great actress.
うずもれたまま、いつ 	uzumoreta mama, itsu 	When will I be moved,
完璧なプロットで動くのですか 	kanpeki na purotto de ugoku no desu ka 	Buried as I am, by a perfect plot?
認められぬ再証言　覗き込んだ扉 	mitomerarenu saishougen nozokikonda tobira 	My re-testimony wasn't approved. I peeked through the doors.
鴻鵠飛び立つ窓辺に 	koukoku tobidatsu madobe ni 	I'm not by the window
私がいなくなってる 	watashi ga inaku natteru 	Where a large bird takes off.
手紙箱の中 	tegamibako no naka 	Inside the box of letters...
 	 	
やっぱ人足りてない感ありますよね。登場人物の関係性があんまり入ってこない 	yappa hito taritenai kan arimasu yo ne. toujou jinbutsu no kankeisei ga anmari ittekonai 	I still feel like there's too few people here. There's not really any correlation between the characters.
高校生でそのピアスはいかつすぎん？w リアリティ大事よ 	koukousei de sono piasu wa ikatsu sugin? (wara) riariti daiji yo 	THAT much piercing for a high-school student? lol Sticking to reality is important, you know.
結局全部主人公の妄想だったってこと？ どこまで現実だったんだろ、よく分からん 	kekkyoku zenbu shuujinkou no mousou datta tte koto? doko made genjitsu datta ndaro, yoku wakaran 	So it was all in the lead's head after all? I dunno how real this is.
1、2ほどの魅力感じない 	1, 2 hodo no miryoku kanjinai 	I don't find her as attractive as 1 or 2.
Additional on-screen text translation and minor corrections by Damus43
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