Blast Call

“Blast Call”, Way to Die #460, is the seventh and final death to be featured in “Die-abestic”, which aired on July 11, 2012.
== Plot ==
A drunken man named Ted runs out of money one night at the bar. Ted invents a new way to get drunk by making himself a human dart board (by drawing a dart board on his stomach). Each time someone is successful, Ted takes one drink. After 15 shots of darts and 15 shots of alcohol, Ted is still asking for more. Without warning, Ted collapses to the ground and explodes, severing his body in half. What happened to Ted? During the day, Ted worked on a demolition crew, and was in charge of the explosives. Ted goes to the bar after work but forgets about the dynamite he had in his back pocket. When Ted drunkingly collapsed, he fell with enough force to ignite the blasting cap on the dynamite, causing it to explode but since his body was on top of it, it contains the blast and severs him in half.
“Ted was a stupid drunk. He ran out of cash and he used his fat gut as collateral. In the end, he wound up paying for those drinks... out his ass."
== Interviewees ==
* Nick Plantico - Explosives Expert