Shove It Granny

"Shove It Granny" is a BOTGD 2 Act 1 thread written on June 21, 2019.
==Summary==
Hel tells Frigga to give up the human soul she still has, and Frigga explains with some smugness that she has no more souls, only Eir.
==Full Text==
Hel: The tiniest of blobs from one of Hel’s tendrils traveled through the void. It wormed it’s way around, following it senses until it finally found her.
Frigga….
The black blob morphed, forming a white head with deep ebony eyes, and the odd expressive mixture of a whale and a frog that was typical of the deity. It was essentially a mini Hel, only about the size of Frigga’s hand.
She crossed her fin like arms. “Frigga…” she said, very formal.
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Frigga: Frigga immediately folded into herself in a mass of light and skin and mist. She pulsed, and every time there was a scratching sound.
“It is very rude to come into another’s home without knocking, sweetheart.”
Hel: “Its also rude to touch someone elses stuff. But touching someone elses /kids/ is abdominal.” Hel pointed a fin. “You and I dont like each other so I’ll make this quick. Whatever of my babies you have tucked away or otherwise compromised, then seriously, back off. Put them back, quit messing with them. Etcetera, etcetera, and period. I fucking mean it. The age of gods messing with humans and making them their play things is over.”
“You still draw breath, you’re still a deity. I shouldn’t have to give you a pep talk just to convince you to not act like a dick. Actually, scratch that, act like a dick if you want, but DO NOT touch my children. Can you honor this one request Frigga?”
Frigga: She morphed in and out of humanoid form, seemingly blinking long lashes at Hel, “But darling, I really haven’t touched your children. I merely took what has always belonged to me. The goat has made time vulnerable; he is to blame for playing with it so.”
Hel: “Hey, novel idea!” The tadpole version of Hel quipped. “How about if it’s a human soul, you dont touch it. And not split hairs with me. Your choices are your own Frigga. I will not warn, ask, or clarify this with you again. So please…just leave them be, and if you’re currently messing with one, let them be free.”
Hel did not react to the comment about Milae. She had already warned him not to get too punchy with his time travel and she wasnt going to let Frigga, a deity, shift blame to Milae, a human soul.
Frigga: “You took back the one human soul I had, sweet granddaughter,” she sneered, “I have nothing left but my own belongings.”
“Why do you bother me so? I have told you, I will not touch your children.” she sighed.
Hel: A portal opened behind Hel. “Roll as many dice as you want and count your cards. I wont stop you.” Hel’s eyes narrowed seriously. No…dangerously.
“But if I were you I wouldn’t gamble at all” 
And with that she drifted back to leave.
Frigga: Frigga shifted back into her original form, “There is no gamble, dear. The goat man will succumb to me.” She placed a hand on her chest, smiling, “It’s his only choice.”
Hel: Hel froze, and then slowly drifted back in with a pointed fin. “You see, there! Right there! The thing you are doing with Milae. Whatever it is, stop it. You two should have no reason to be interacting, and the only God he will succumb to us /me./ He is /my/ child.”
Her voice was now extremely protective, and more than a little possessive.
Frigga: “Even if I stopped interacting with him, he’ll still find me of his own volition,” she wagged a pretentious finger, “Children don’t really like sharing their toys, see; he’ll want his back.”
Hel: Hel vanished on the spot with no further comment. She had made her case, given her warning, and now left the void in silence.
Category:BOTGD 2
Category:Act I
Category:Events
Category:Frigga
Category:Hel (deity)