Crash of the Titans (Nintendo DS) script

This page is a transcription of all cutscenes and lines in the Nintendo DS version of Crash of the Titans.
Notes:
*All lines are listed in chronological order of appearance in regular gameplay, except for in-game lines from mutants and Coco's nonspecific lines, which have their own sections at the end of the page.
*In-game lines that are context-dependent have their triggers indicated in parentheses.
*Lines listed with bullet points play at random (rather than sequentially) when a given condition is met.
==Wumpa Island==
===Tutorial level===
====Opening cutscene====
Aku-Aku: "Ah, he's sleeping again."
Aku-Aku: "CRASH! Wake up!"
Crash: (Grumbles)
Aku-Aku: "Crash, you can't sleep now, Neo Cortex is at it again!"
Aku-Aku: "He's using the Mojo power of the islands to turn all the peaceful creatures into horrible monsters!"
Crash: (Grumbles)
Aku-Aku: "Crash! You MUST wake up and do something!"
Aku-Aku: "Cortex has captured me!"
Aku-Aku: "Soon, he will control all of the Tiki Masks and their Mojo power!"
Aku-Aku: "Crash, he has taken us to the top of Mount Wumpa."
Aku-Aku: "You must hurry."
Aku-Aku: "There's no telling what Cortex plans to do with the power of the Mojo."
Crash: (whines)
====Neo Cortex's first tutorials (gameplay)====
(At level beginning)
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Oh brother! Not another tutorial!"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "You'd better pay attention... if you want any chance of defeating me, Dr. Neo Cortex."
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "If you absolutely need help with Crash's moves, pause the game and select Moves List."
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Now don't bother me again!"
(Collecting your first Wumpa Fruit)
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Collect Wumpa Fruit to replenish Crash's health!"
(Near Feather Crate)
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Collect Aku-Aku feathers to protect Crash from damage!"
(Encountering Brat)
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Use your fists and feet!"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Haven't you pressed the X or Y buttons yet? Try it out."
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "How do you plan on defeating me if you can't even master a simple punch or kick?"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Now leave me alone!"
(Encountering an On-Demand Item)
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Touch On-Demand Items on the touch screen to activate them!"
====First boss fight: Intro====
Neo Cortex: "Oh please, put a sock in it Aku-Aku!"
Neo Cortex: "Crash will never make it here in time to save you."
Neo Cortex: "I've taken very careful precautions!"
Neo Cortex: "I waited until he fell asleep!"
Neo Cortex: "That pathetic hairball sleeps through anything."
Aku-Aku: "Don't be so sure, Cortex."
Aku-Aku: "That so-called 'pathetic hairball' has defeated you before and he'll do it again!"
Neo Cortex: "Hmph! We'll see about that!"
Neo Cortex: "HOW DID YOU!? I... WHAT... GAH!"
Crash: (hoo-hoo)
Aku-Aku: "I told you so!"
Neo Cortex: "I told you so, I told you so!"
Neo Cortex: "No matter. Mutants, eliminate this troublemaker so I can escape!"
====First boss fight: Encountering Rhinostrich====
Aku-Aku: "Crash, free me!"
Aku-Aku: "You need my help to defeat all these mutants!"
====First boss fight: Freeing Aku-Aku====
Aku-Aku: "Well done, Crash!"
Aku-Aku: "Now you must throw me onto the face of one of the mutants!"
Aku-Aku: "I'll give you control of it's unique powers."
Crash: (Wha-haa)
====First boss fight: Victory====
Neo Cortex: "I am so sick of losing!"
Neo Cortex: "Soon, Crash Bandicoot, we will see who makes a fool out of who? Or is it whom?"
Crash: (Who-hoo)
Aku-Aku: "Well done, Crash!"
Aku-Aku: "Now we must quickly visit each of the islands and collect the Mojo power there."
Aku-Aku: "Together, we'll use the power of your enemies against them!"
Crash: (hoo-hoo)
===Wumpa Beach===
====Coco's warning====
Crash: (huh)
Coco: "Crash! I'm so glad I caught up to you!"
Coco: "Someone has turned all the animals in Wumpa Village into terrible monsters!"
Crash: (whimpers)
Coco: "You have to go to the village and save them!"
====Neo Cortex's final tutorial (gameplay)====
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Wha?"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "What more do you want from me?"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Do you want me to mention that you can upgrade abilities at the Evolution Kiosk?"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Or that you can try your luck on the pachinko machine for additional rewards?"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Well, I won't!"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "You'll have to figure it out for yourself."
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "Ahhhh."
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "You did it again!"
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "This dreaded tutorial is now officially over."
Neo Cortex (voiceover): "I'll see you in the boss showdown!"
===Versus Dingodile===
====Dingodile: Intro====
Neo Cortex: "Crash knows I'm up to something, so we need to make this quick."
Neo Cortex: "If my super-amazing plan is going to work, I need each of you to do your part."
Neo Cortex: "You, begin construction on the parts I need."
Neo Cortex: "You, begin gathering fuel components."
Neo Cortex: "You, continue using the Mutate-O-Raygun 3000 to turn cute animals into loyal mutants!"
Neo Cortex: "You... uh... Do what you can to slow down Crash Bandicoot."
Neo Cortex: "Alright, let's get moving."
Neo Cortex: "I'll return to my mansion and continue work on my Mojo-Extraction Device."
Neo Cortex: "With it, I will drain these Masks dry!"
Neo Cortex: "Then the mighty CORTEXBOT will become operational!"
Neo Cortex: "Never again will the world mock Neo Periwinkle Cortex!"
====Dingodile: Encounter====
Dingodile: "G'day Crash! I know what you're thinkin'."
Dingodile: "'Oh look, it's Dingodile again... same old, same old.'"
Dingodile: "Well, mate, I have a shiny new gun!"
Dingodile: "And I'm tougher than ever."
====Dingodile: Victory====
Dingodile: "Dah, crikey!"
====Dingodile: Loss====
Dingodile: "Don't whinge at me Crash! You're all wet!"
===Nina's level===
====Level begin====
Nina: "Uncle wants me to use his Mutate-o-Raygun 3000 to turn all the creatures here into loyal minions."
Nina: "He must really trust me to let me do something so important to his plan."
Nina: "I'd better get started!"
===Level end===
Nina: "Wait a minute."
Nina: "I'm not battling Crash Bandicoot."
Nina: "I'm not guarding a valuable resource."
Nina: "I'm not hatching a cunning plan for world domination."
Nina: "I'm... a henchperson?"
Nina: "Euw!"
Nina: "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A HENCHPERSON!"
Nina: "I'm not going to let Uncle make me just another henchperson!"
Nina: "In fact, this whole plan is stupid. I'm going to..."
Nina: "Ah. I'm going to take over."
==N. Sanity Island West==
===Versus N-Gin===
====N-Gin: Intro====
Nina: "Think about it, N-Gin."
N-Gin: "You can't be serious!"
N-Gin: "You can't change the central evil plot like that."
N-Gin: "You're not even on the letterhead!"
N-Gin: "I knew you would come."
N-Gin: "You've made a terrible mess of my factory."
N-Gin: "Or maybe that was the mutants? No matter."
N-Gin: "I'm gonna clean this place up... with you!"
====N-Gin: In-fight (gameplay)====
N-Gin: "Uhh, my spleen!"
N-Gin: "Uhh, my liver!"
N-Gin: "I'll break you like I broke my dad's spleen."
====N-Gin: Victory====
N-Gin: (screams)
====N-Gin: Loss====
N-Gin: "Well, when life gives you lemons, launch forward torpedoes."
==N-Trapment Island==
===Versus Tiny===
====Tiny: Intro====
Tiny: "Crash! You made it through my excavation!"
Tiny: "Did it pump you up? I'M PUMPED!"
Tiny: "That girl came by. She didn't want to work out."
Tiny: "I'm not sure what she wanted, but she sure messed up my groove!"
Tiny: "Since you're here no, we're going to play 'Smash the Bandicoot'!"
====Tiny: Victory====
Tiny: "Ow, that smarts!"
====Tiny: Loss====
Tiny: "Cool, maybe I'll get my own series now."
==N-Sanity Island East==
===Versus Nina===
====Nina: Intro====
Neo Cortex: "Soon, with the Mojo I've collected from the masks..."
Neo Cortex: "With the parts N-Gin has constructed for me..."
Neo Cortex: "With the fuel gathered by Tiny at the excavation..."
Neo Cortex: "And with my niece's mutants running rampant across the Islands..."
Neo Cortex: "I'll be able to complete the CORTEXBOT without Crash interfering!"
Neo Cortex: "Who is it?!"
Neo Cortex: "Oh, it's just my niece."
Neo Cortex: "Nina, how is the Mutate-o-Raygun 3000?"
Nina: "Uncle, this plan is stupid."
Neo Cortex: "What do you mean!?"
Neo Cortex: "With the CORTEXBOT, no one will be able to ignore me."
Nina: "Uncle, a giant dancing robot is hard to miss."
Nina: "But it's not EVIL enough."
Nina: "We should do something really, REALLY evil."
Neo Cortex: "But... my giant robot is an EXCELLENT dancer."
Neo Cortex: "Everyone will bow before its DANCE OF POWER."
Nina: "I don't want to hear about the robot anymore."
Nina: "I'm taking over the evil empire."
Nina: "You're too soft!"
Nina: "N-Gin and Tiny are both with me."
Neo Cortex: "Say what!? No, this is ridiculous!"
Neo Cortex: "You can't take over!"
Neo Cortex: "Please, you're my niece!"
Nina: "Well, at least I'm keeping it in the family."
Nina: "And I have the Mutate-O-Raygun 3000!"
Neo Cortex: "Muhahahahaha!"
Nina: "BLAST! He got away!"
Nina: "Crash, you're just in time!"
Nina: "I'll defeat you and put my evil plan into motion!"
Nina: "With you out of the way, there will be nothing to stop my evil takeover!"
Crash: (huh)
Nina: "Victory will be mine!"
====Nina: Victory====
Nina: "I'll deal with you later, Crash!"
Nina: "My uncle is getting away in the CORTEXBOT."
Crash: (oof)
Nina: "We'll settle this later!"
====Nina: Loss====
Nina: "Be gone insignificant one!"
==Cortexbot==
===Outside of Cortexbot===
Nina: "I can't stop the CORTEXBOT by myself."
Nina: "We can't let Uncle rampage in his giant disco robot, can we?"
Crash: (ohhhh)
Nina: "Let's team up."
Nina: "You fight your way up to the left, I'll go right."
Nina: "We'll meet at the top, and settle this without a giant robot to worry about, kay?"
Crash: (hooo)
===Versus Cortex===
====Cortex: Intro====
Nina: "Uncle!"
Nina: "It is time to put a stop to this!"
Crash: (hee-hee)
Neo Cortex: "Crash, you're siding with her!?"
Neo Cortex: "I thought we had an arrangement!"
Neo Cortex: "Oh sure, I keep trying to kill you."
Neo Cortex: "But why dwell on the past?"
Neo Cortex: "I don't see why you want to bring in someone new."
Nina: "You got yourself caught in the middle, Unc!"
Neo Cortex: "You're too evil for him, and not evil enough for me!"
Nina: "First we'll defeat you, then I'll defeat Crash myself!"
Crash: (ha-haa)
Crash: (grumbles)
Neo Cortex: "Hmm, that doesn't sound all bad."
Neo Cortex: "And, well... I can't possibly take you both on at once."
Neo Cortex: "OK, I give up."
Neo Cortex: "Just make it quick."
Nina: "Great! Crash, you grab my uncle."
Nina: "I'll shoot 'im with the Mutate-O-Raygun 3000. Watch me."
====Cortex: Regular ending intro====
Neo Cortex: "Oh, super."
Neo Cortex: "She led you here, convinced you to help her, and then managed to shoot herself!"
Neo Cortex: "You know, that didn't come from my side of the family."
Neo Cortex: "Since we couldn't remutate you with the Mutate-O-Raygun 3000..."
Neo Cortex: "...We're going to have to do this the old-fashioned way."
Neo Cortex: "With an overly elaborate scheme using an ill-conceived robot and more mutants!"
Crash: (exasperated)
====Cortex: Regular ending victory====
Neo Cortex: "This is not what I wanted to happen!"
Neo Cortex: "Uhhh, I'm out of here!"
Neo Cortex: "Noooooooooooooo! No!"
Neo Cortex: (coughing)
Neo Cortex: "My CORTEXBOT will boogie no more!"
Coco: "Okay wait, he built a giant dancing robot?"
Coco: "And it used the Tiki Mojo as power?"
Coco: "And you had to climb into its brain to smash it?"
Coco: "Ha, sounds like an adventure!"
Crash: (yaa-haa)
Coco: "Well, whatever happened to Nina?"
Crash (confused sounds)
Coco: "I guess we'll find out next time!"
====Cortex: Regular ending loss====
Neo Cortex: "It took fourteen tries, but I finally beat you Crash!"
====Cortex: 100% ending intro====
Neo Cortex: "Ohh. You did it, Nina!"
Neo Cortex: "You defeated Crash Bandicoot! Yoo-hoo!"
Neo Cortex: "None of my other henchmen have ever been able to do that. Not too shabby!"
Nina: "IT'S HENCHPERSON!"
Nina: "AND I'M TIRED OF BEING ONE."
Nina: "I did not go to Evil Technical College to be a flunky!"
Nina: "You're not evil enough to be my superior, Unc!"
Nina: "I'm taking over, and I'll use this Mutate-O-Raygun to do it!"
====Cortex: 100% ending victory====
Neo Cortex: "This is not what I wanted to happen!"
Neo Cortex: "Uhhh, I'm out of here!"
Neo Cortex: "Noooooooooooooo! No!"
Neo Cortex: (coughing)
Neo Cortex: "My CORTEXBOT will boogie no more!"
Nina: "N-Gin, get the robot back to working order!"
N-Gin: "Yes, ma'am!"
Nina: "Now we're going to do something really fun!"
Nina: "To Wumpa Island!"
Nina: "We've got some pristine nature to smash!"
Nina, Tiny, N-Gin: (laughs)
====Cortex: 100% ending loss====
Neo Cortex: "I won? Quick, somebody take a screenshot!"
==Mutant quotes (gameplay)==
===Polartooth===
*"Frostbite"
*"Do you want ice with that?"
===Jawslehoff===
*"Sorry I can't talk right now, I'm too busy flexing."
===Spot===
*"Hippoposterous!"
===B. Honda===
*"My mind and fashion sense are in perfect harmony."
*"I'll make you toe the line!"
===Whalephant===
*It's stompin' time!"
*"I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me."
===Plug===
*"I need more juice!"
*"I have lightning reflexes!"
*"Who pulled the plug?"
===Tiki M.===
*"Get off my back pipsqueak."
===Porcurilla===
*"We all have a right to be ugly, but pal — you abuse it."
===Phoenix===
*"I'm on fire today!"
===Brat===
*"You dirty rat!"
*"I'm going batty!"
*"Who let the Brats out!?"
*"I got flim-flam'd."
===Bouncer===
*"Whoah, I'm feeling a little jumpy!"
*"Who did you get permission to look like that?"
===Pandebra===
*"Yeehaa!"
===Piganna===
*"I'm goin' hog wild!"
===Joe Blow===
*"Just be happy I don't have gas!"
*"I'm so mad my eyes are bulging!"
===K. Modo===
*"Holy halitosis!"
===Spider-Monkey===
*"I feel a tingling sensation - It's my Monkey-Sense!"
*"I am going bananas!"
===Rhinostrich===
*"I just want to stick my head in the ground."
*"Watch out for my horn... nose... missile thing."
===Witch Doctor===
*"A pinch of arsenic, some parsley and glue."
==Coco's nonspecific lines (gameplay)==
===Level complete===
(Destroyed all crates)
Coco: "You destroyed all the crates for this level!"
(Fulfilled Mojo quota)
Coco: "You reached the Mojo goal for this level."
(Found all Tiki Masks)
Coco: "You found all the Tiki Masks for this level."
===At the Evolution Kiosk===
*Coco: "Want to spend some Mojo, Crash"?