Great Pope of Sogga

The Great Pope of Sogga, real name soggius, was a Pope of the Soggian Church and was born in year 3 B.F (Before Floppa). He was the original founder of the Soggian church and died in 44 A.B (After Bingustania) after being Executed by the Bingustanian War Council. He was a fanatic of sorts, but a very kind man. He was one of the first disciples of The Floppa, and a firm believer in equality (just kidding lol) and was driven mentally insane in prison until death. He was then revived later by Sogga to defeat Mad Drip Floppa. His whereabouts are unkown. 
== Floppa PHD ==
Verses from the Floppa PHD
Gloopisms 3:31-
Wheneth thine gloop go off, take care to yoink it. Doth the gloop go off? Yes, my son, it does.
Floppin 4:17-
Fear not! For you shall enter into the sinner's den and proclaim "we flop out at yo party".
Gregory 2:26-
Go forth and flop fo no hoe
Quotes from Pope Soggius the II
"Glabongobob yoppers! Flarmalob bipopilo ma'am!"
"Bungadoo, yarkzar"
"Gagoonga flong blarnigonders"
"o7"
== Alleged Crimes ==
Bitches be like FREE HIS HOLYNESS SOGGIUS
Soggius:
* 21 accounts of catslaughter;
* 237 accounts of ecclesiastical concubinate;
* 67 accounts of corruption;
* 145 accounts of kidnapping;
* 4758 accounts of sexual misconduct;
* 69 accounts of ethnic cleansing;
* 34 accounts of attempted genocide;
* 7 accounts of successful genocide;
* 789 accounts of torture;
* 6271 accounts of wage slavery;
* 7484 accounts of regular slavery;
* War crimes in Cambodia;
* War crimes in Indonesia;
* Responsibility for the death of 23700 christians, 5678 muslims; 67890 hinduists, 10200 buddhists and jainists;
* World war agent provocateur;
* 942 illegitimate sons;
* 55 acounts of vehicular mansluaghter in the former nation of French Indochina;
* Served as Radovan Karadzic's personal aide in the Yugoslavian wars;
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