Somebody Gotta Do It

Somebody Gotta Do It is the second drama track from the Enter the Hypnosis Microphone album.
==Cast==
*Shintaro Asanuma as Samatoki Aohitsugi
*Wataru Komada as Jyuto Iruma
*Shinichiro Kamio as Rio Mason Busujima
*Mituru Ogata as Taiko Katen
==Audio==
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==Video==
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==Translation==
 	
 	The dealers were... in room 237, correct?
Police officer	Yes, sir.
 	So it’s this one… Set up your mics, please.
Police officer	Understood.
 	Okay… We’re busting in! This is the police! Don’t move!
Dealer A 	Huh? Cops!?
Police officer	Jyuto-san! On that desk over there…
 	Yeah, it's their stock. Now, you gentlemen have two options. Will you let us arrest you without resistance or, although I think it would be pointless, will you oppose us to the end? Since I'm kind, I’ll tell you the right answer. Quietly allowing us to take you in would be the correct choice.
Dealer A 	Well, thanks for the courtesy. But that’s the wrong answer.
 	How about you over there? Unlike that fool, make a wise decision and-
Dealer B 	Sorry, but I’m an idiot as well!
Police officer	Both of them have illegal microphones… Jyuto-san!
 	It's alright, please leave it to me. Good grief, don't say I didn't warn you.
Dealer A 	Hey, fuck off, you pig!
 	Ha, you truly are a foolAlthough it was I who expected too much from youEven though I thought you'd make the wise decisionFor your thuggish brains it must have been an overloadTo idiots like you it was an impossible orderShould I give you a third option?I'll excuse you to go straight to the cemeteryDead or dead, a dismissal for your doubt
Dealers 	Uwaaaaah!
Police officer	As expected of you, Jyuto-san!
 	They’re just punks, after all. No matter how much they resist, at this level-
Dealer A 	Heheheh. Whaddya mean, "at this level," huh? We can keep going!
Police officer	Those guys, their eyes…! Did they do Grasshopper?
 	Hm, I see. The effect of Grasshopper allowed them to withstand my attack...
Dealer B 	Hahaha! We're gonna mess up those uppity mugs of yours in no time! Haha! ... Ugh!
Police officer	W-What’s going on?
 	It's Grasshopper’s side effect…
Police officer	Hey…! Jyuto-san, they aren’t breathing!
 	An ambulance… Call an ambulance! What the hell are we gonna do if they die, you idiot!
Police officer	Understood! Hello, we need an ambulance. Yes, the address is--
 	They’ve been circulating stock that's this dangerous...? We have to crush it at the source as soon as possible!
 	
 	Boss, I’m coming in.
 	Yeah, come in. Sorry for calling you over when things are so busy.
 	Well, it's a call from you and not just anybody. Can't be helped.
 	Hahaha. Well, I’m happy that my Katengumi’s lieutenant is so fiercely loyal.
 	So? What'd you call me for?
 	Now now, don't be in such a rush. Let’s take it easy. Here, you have a drink too.
 	I ain't free either. I'll ask you to keep it short.
 	Unfriendly one, aren't you...
 	Huh? What’s this? ... Are these drugs? Never seen this type before.
 	It’s a new type of drug they call Grasshopper.
 	That's a surprise, I thought drugs were taboo in our clan? Or is this gonna be our new hustle?
 	Hahaha... Hey, Samatoki, you're being that loose-lipped when you know I hate drugs to death?
 	My bad, it was just a joke. There's nobody in our clan who doesn't know what'll end up happening to you if you use drugs to make cash.
 	Jokes are fine, but I hate unfunny rubbish like that to death.
 	Heh. So? What's goin' on with this Grasshopper stuff?
 	There are idiots selling it on our turf.
 	I see. And you're tellin' me to get rid of those idiots?
 	I’m glad you're quick to understand. Samatoki, time passing is precious. Even though we can use and expend it, we can’t make it material or touch it. And the problem is that once we lose it, we can never get that same time back again.
 	And you're the one who was tellin' me not to be in a rush earlier.
 	Hahaha... I can’t remember their names though.
 	Whatever you say... Alright, so that I don't waste that precious precious time you talked about, how about I go ahead and exterminate those shitty pests.
 	Samatoki...
 	Yeah, I got it.
 	Then there's no problem.
 	They picked a fight with us. I’ll chase 'em 'til they think they’d be better off dead. First off is their base. Asking my subordinates to look around ain't a bad idea, but in cases like this it's quicker to ask Bunny-chan.
 	
 	I see, so you were ordered by Taiko Katen. But still… haha...
 	Huh? Why're you laughing?
 	Oh, my apologies. Although you're a yakuza, you're also someone who belongs to an organization and follows orders from your higher ups obediently, aren't you?
 	Don't talk shit, I’ll bury you along with those dealers.
 	Oh, how scary.
 	Anyway, are those drugs really that big of a deal?
 	Once taken, the user apparently becomes euphoric and has intense hallucinations. Their pupils dilate to an extreme degree; 'grasshopper' is what they're calling it.
 	Hmm...
 	Grasshopper... like the insect. The emotional ebbs and flows are supposedly violent, but even so they're going along with it.
 	Seems like the effects ain't that different from other drugs though, why's this exploded so fast?
 	The way it gets someone high is on another level from others until now, and because it's low-priced.
 	Another level, huh? Then the side effects have gotta be just as intense too.
 	If they overdose, their mind becomes deranged and they may have a heart attack, apparently.
 	Anyone who'd do something like that has gotta be stupid.
 	Still, well, it’s good timing. We were investigating grasshopper's origins too.
 	So, did you figure out their base?
 	Yes, of course. We arrested a few dealers, used the information we got from them and finally located it.
 	Well, good for you. Let’s head straight over there.
 	Relax, we don’t know how many people they have there. That’s why I told you we’re going to Rio for his help.
 	Haha! Normally it'd be nice and easy for you to just bring along a shitload of your subordinates, but as soon as drugs are involved you don't want the cops around, huh?
 	Shut up.
 	No mercy for anybody who's got their hands dirty with drugs, right? Well, not like I don’t understand how you feel. Since your parents and friend were--
 	I said shut up! Do you want me to fucking kill you!?
 	Hey, that's dangerous! Don’t randomly speed up like that!
 	It's because you were talking unnecessary shit!
 	I’m tellin' the truth--don’t take it out on me, dumbass!
 	Geez, you really piss me off...
 	Feeling's mutual, shitty bunny cop.
 	
 	I think this every time, but how the hell does Rio manage to live so deep in the woods...
 	Rio has his own way of thinking, probably.
 	Must be somethin' like that, huh.
 	Ah, I see it now, Rio's campsite...
 	Huh? Rio ain’t here, though.
 	The campfire is still lit, I don't think he will have gone too far.
 	Yo, Rio. Seems like you're in a good mood.
 	Samatoki and Jyuto, hm? You came at just the right time. Did you sense that I'd just caught a rare ingredient? Hahaha, you're greedy, aren't you?
 	I dunno about greedy--
 	Rio… are you the type to say things like that? Ahem, that aside, I’m curious about that grotesque creature you're holding.
 	Today is a fine day, it’s best to gather as many ingredients as possible. Wait, I’ll go and prepare it now.
 	W-Wait up, Rio…
 	Y-Yes, we're here to ask you for a favor, Rio.
 	A favor?
 	The thing is...
 	
 	Drugs, you say?
 	Yeah, it's been making a killing our turf.
 	It’s been spreading like wildfire amongst the youth of Yokohama Division. Both its effects and its price are incomparable, after all.
 	I understand the situation. So, what do you need from me?
 	I want you to help me clean up Yokohama.
 	We’re a team, and I owe you both. I have no problem lending you my strength.
 	Thank you, Rio.
 	But there’s one thing I’m curious about. Why don’t you use the police?
 	That’s--
 	--Rio, the thing is, uh... y'know, it's that, uh…
 	Hm?
 	Samatoki, thank you. He's lending us his strength, so it wouldn't be fair not to tell him.
 	Hmph.
 	There's a reason after all, isn't there?
 	Human deaths are common. Every day, an extraordinary amount of people die. My story is just as common, but…
 	But, to you, there’s something you can't accept?
 	That's correct. My parents were good people. They worked steadily and seriously, and didn’t cause anyone any trouble. But one day, they were run over by a drug addict who was high, and passed away.
 	That’s... I’m sorry, I made you talk about something you don't want to remember--
 	It's alright, I intended to tell you some day.
 	Is that so?
 	With the intention of eradicating drugs, I became a police officer. However, even there, I lost someone important to me due to a connection with drugs. He was my senpai... no, my friend. He had a strong sense of justice and hated perverse things; he was the perfect reflection of a police officer. We got along well, and he taught me the fundamentals of being a police officer. Even someone like him passed away due to drugs. While he continued to work his state of mind darkened, and without my knowledge he laid his hand on drugs.
 	And that's how you came to hate drugs?
 	That's right. The punishments of the country's political party are too soft. I will judge them with my own hands. That's what I, who was left behind, can do to mourn them.
 	Understood. I will be your sword for this case, I'll follow your orders.
 	Well, I'm doin' this 'cause it's a job the old man gave me. It just happens that your goal's the same as mine.
 	Thanks, both of you. Then tonight, we’ll head to where they are.
 	Yeah, understood.
 	The location is Minato's container yard. We’ll meet up again later.
 	Alright, Rio, we'll be counting on you for later.
 	Where are the two of you going? They say you can't fight a battle on an empty stomach. Today I have some especially good ingredients, as you can see. It's sure to be a grand meal.
 	No, no, no, no, no, um-
 	Rio-
 	Just wait. I’ll prepare it right away.
 	Ugh, a sight like that is sure to make one lose their appetite. Do we... really have no choice but to eat that? H-Hey Samatoki... What are you doing...
 	Squats. If we get hungry by the time the food's ready, we might be able to scarf it down all at once...!
 	We can't escape?
 	Stupid... bastard...! Can you... really... ditch Rio... when he looks... that happy?
 	Certainly... he's even humming... Does it really make him that happy to have such grotesque ingredients? Ugh... I'll exercise and get myself hungry too...
 	The goal's a thousand!
 	A thousand? Ha, let’s go for five thousand!
 	Maggots, ants and larvae, hm...?
==Trivia==
*The track title might be a reference to The Roots' song 2004 "Somebody's Gotta Do It" from the album The Tipping Point (listen here).
==Credits==
*Translation by Serpenscape.
Category:Drama Tracks
Category:MAD TRIGGER CREW