Hello Citizens

an adventure starring Chico, Cal, and Barbara.
==Setting==
Niqamui
==Short Episode Description==
Starring Cal, Chico, and Barbara, Hello Citizens is an actual play podcast of the Resolute 2nd edition role playing game.
==Non Player Characters==
*Inspector Bridget Hawk
*BatMoth (Apollo Velvet)
*Grizz Whistlefizz
*Gronk Whistlefizz
*Yelp Toddleburp
*Safiosi family of Kihf Fasti (mentioned but did not appear)
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*Don Kissel (mentioned but did not appear)
*George E. Porgey (mentioned but did not appear)
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==Plot Summary==
Chico, Cal, and Barbara are waiting at the FBK Guild Hall in anticipation for a ton of work. Due to the water shortage crisis, crime has risen in the city of Niqamui! It's up to the FBK to save the day!
A band of goblins driving loud race cars storm past the FBK Guild Hall. They appear to be heading to the main city plaza. The three heroes spring into action and make their way there! At the plaza, volunteers are working to distribute fresh water to the thirsty citizens of Niqamui. Inspector Bridget Hawk calls on the FBK for assistance in protecting the Water Truck. As the three heroes get into positions, the goblins from before storm the plaza! They begin to mug the good people of their water! Seeing this, Chico, aka Rabbid Rabbit, heads them off with a surprise carrot throw! It hits dead on, however he wasn't prepared for their secret weapon... guns! Pow pow! Chico gets lit up! He calls for help, but Cal and Barbara can only hear the sound of gunfire. They rush to see what's happening and notice Chico is being assailed by goblin thugs. Using their punches and potions, they rescue Chico from his gung-ho heroics. However, during their scuffle, the Water Truck got stolen!
After Chico gets reprimanded by Cal, the team reports to Inspector Bridget. She begins to scold the team for their negligence and threatens to report them to her superiors. She mentions that the leader of the goblin gang, Grizz Whistlefizz, got out of jail due to having a slippery attorney that managed to bail him out on a technicality. Barbara questions the reliability of the justice system, and Cal accuses Bridgett and the police force of negligence, threatening to report his finding to his superiors. After a bit of back-and-forth, Bridgett reveals that she's actually a vigilante named Delphi, and requests the team meet her at her apartment that evening at the top floor of the clock tower to plan their move against Grizz. Cal begrudgingly agrees, and when Bridget leaves, Cal grabs Chico by the ears and flies off to Bridget's apartment to break in and look for evidence of backroom deals between the police and criminal gangs. Barbara follows close behind on foot.
Cal and Chico break in through the window of Bridget's apartment and discover a computer. It has a password that the two can't figure out. Cal instructs Chico to start ransacking the place for answers. As Barbara arrives and the ground floor entrance of the clock tower, a couch falls from the top room of the clock tower. She squeezes into the elevator up to where Cal and Chico are. After thoroughly searching for answers, Bridget, aka Delphi, arrives. She reveals to the party her secret base, and suddenly Bat Moth appears out of thin air! Barbara and Cal immediately scream "BUG!" and tries to swat it, though he's able to dodge their assaults. Bat Moth calls for order, and explains that this is a meeting between the future members of Niqamui's vigilante alliance. He asks everyone to sign a contract to uphold certain rules, such as no killing. After this discussion, the newly formed alliance plan their next move to take back the Water Truck.
Grizz and his gang of water thieves are stationed at the dockyard, where they're holding the Water Truck. Cal grabs Chico by the ears and drops him off at the back of the docks, while Barbara swims across the poisoned river to the front. Chico, aka Rabbid Rabbit, uses his scarecrow duplicates to fight the thugs in the back. Barbara uses a barbed wire potion to mangle the thugs guarding the docks, earning her the new vigilante name "Barbed Wire." Cal transforms into Super Crud, and punches the two guards in front of the warehouse door through the front and into the guards standing on the other side. Inside the warehouse is the Water Truck, along with Grizz and his close lieutenants.
The three vigilante heroes take on Grizz and his henchmen! Barbed Wire throws a potion at one Lieutenant, Yelp Toddleburp, which cleanly flays the skin of his arm down to the bone and encases it in the bottle. Super Crud faces Grizz one-on-one, throwing a mighty super punch! Grizz returns in kind, but to the groin, Super Crud's one weakness! Rabid Rabbit orders his scarecrow duplicates to pelt Grizz with potatoes, but he's too resilient. Barbed Wire continues to torture Yelp Toddleburp by throwing another potion, but this time it turns his head into a frog, causing him to suffocate! He flees the scene, but not before Barbed Wire releases his flayed skin to chase after him! Super Crud and Grizz continue to duke it out as Rabid Rabbit turns his attention to one of the henchmen, this time dispatching his target. However, another henchman chases Rabid Rabbit into a burrow and dispatches his duplicates. Barbed Wire targets the last remaining henchman, Gronk Whistlefizz, with a terribly cruel potion that sends your soul to an empty universe for an eternity before returning it back to your body, all within a fraction of a second. This causes the poor goblin to enter a comatose state. Super Crud deals the final blow to Grizz, ending the fight!
In the end, the FBK handcuff and arrest Grizz and his gang! The Water Truck is saved! After an easy interrogation, they learn that it's the infamous Don Kissel, leader of the Safiosi, who's orchestrating the water thefts in Niqamui. The party convenes with the other members of Niqamui's Vigilante Alliance, affirming their newly formed organization, with Bat Moth promising to fund their future endeavors!
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