The Eggsecutioner

"The Eggsecutioner" is a 2019 song in the "Dr. Monster" series, featuring the Eggsecutioner battling the Eggsterminator and Trumpty Dumpty.
==Lyrics==
Kids have it over easy these days
It’s turning me into a basket case
Listen up, peeps!
I’m hatchin’ a plan
I’m gonna eggsecute all of Candy Land
Every chocolate big or small
Ash Wednesday: gotta catch ‘em all!
Good Friday won’t be so good
I’ll crack down on every kid in the neighbourhood
'Cause I’m the Eggsecutioner!
I’m taking over, haven’t you heard?
I don’t care if you cry and beg
What can I say, I’m just a rotten egg!
'Cause I’m the Eggsecutioner!
I’m the boss now, haven’t you heard?
I don’t care what you have to say
You’re about to have a bad hare day
Nyagh! Put the cookie down, now!
What’s your problem, anyhow?
Somebunny call a doctor, you make me sick!
Ha! Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!
I’m the champ, you’re in last place
It’s not a tumor, it’s just your face!
Get to the choppah! Your rhymes is wack!
My style is classical--I’ll be Bach!
'Cause I’m the Eggsterminator!
I’m taking over, haven’t you heard?
It was ice to see you
But now I must defeat you
'Cause I’m the Eggsterminator!
I’m the boss now, haven’t you heard?
You’re drivin’ me crazy,
So hasta la vista, baby!
You can lift all the weights in the world
But you still put the "old" in Arnold
You’re more over the hill than a sunset
This battle is over, are we done yet?
You got me so mad that I’m hoppin’
I’ll drop bigger bombs than Batman and Robin
Make the kids feel worse on Easter Day
Than the time I watched Jingle all the Way!
'Cause I’m the Eggsecutioner!
I’m taking over, haven’t you heard?
I don’t care if you cry and beg
What can I say, I’m just a rotten egg!
'Cause I’m the Eggsecutioner!
I’m the boss now, haven’t you heard?
I don’t care what you have to say,
You’re about to have a bad hare day!
[Wait...is that...Trumpty Dumpty!?]
I’m the Don! Backed by Russian mobsters
I’m history’s hugest monster!
You’ll never get past my border!
That’s an egg-secutive order!
I’ll finally build my wall!
==Releases==
===Singles===
*The Eggsecutioner - Single
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Category:Songs
Category:2019