The Not So Good Sport/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "The Not So Good Sport".
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(Poppy and Holly are playing a game of checkers.)
Holly: Hm. Ha-ha! Take that! (She moves her piece and flips a red piece off. She then tosses it in the air.) Hm.
Poppy: Hm. (Poppy moves her piece around the chess board and takes all the blue pieces away. Then she builds a tower out of them.)
Holly: Huh. I just might be terrible at this. (Suddenly, she sees a light glowing.)
Both: Wha…? (We see the shadows of three Trolls.)
Poppy: Um… who is that standing in all that professional backlighting stage and fog? (A spotlight shines on three K-Pop Trolls named Bi-Na, Young, and Min.)
Bi-Na: (On the microphone) Annyunghaseyo! We are K-Pop Trolls! (A dolphin flies above her, Young, and Min.) I’m Bi-Na, “The Sweet One.” (giggles)
Young: I’m Young, “The Feisty One.”
Min: And I’m Min, “The One Who Doesn’t Have a Thing Yet… but I’m working on it!” (She, Bi-Na, and Young start singing Go K-Poppin’. As they do, Poppy and Holly start dancing.)
(All)
(singing in Korean)
Oh, I love it, yeah, I love it
(singing in Korean)
Always gonna make it shine 
(singing in Korean)
It’s time to party 
(singing in Korean)
Oh, no, don’t let it stop
(singing in Korean)
Move your body, body
(singing in Korean)
‘Cause I got it, got it
Make your heart go
Go K-Poppin’
Yeah!
(singing in Korean)
You gotta k-k-krush on it
No, you can’t stop it!  No!
(singing in Korean)
K-k-krush!
(singing in Korean)
Poppy: (gasps) That song was amazing! I couldn’t stop tapping my toes!
Bi-Na: Correct! No-one can resist shaking their shimmy to K-Pop! (giggles)
Young: Just like we can’t resist a dance challenge. Are you looking for a dance challenge?!
Holly: (As she and Poppy wave their hands) Uh… maybe later?
Poppy: If that’s OK.
Young: (singsong) A-OK-Pop.
Poppy: So, K-Pop Trolls! What brings you to TrollsTopia?
Bi-Na: We’re here on a Trolls-finding mission. (laughs) See, we kinda have a knack for Trolls-finding. It’s really fun!
Min: Yeah! It’s so fun, we shouldn’t even call it “Trolls-finding.” We should call it “Trolls-funning!” (She giggles and Bi-Na and Young stare at her. She takes out a clipboard.) OK, apparently I’m not “The Funny One.”
Young: Enough chit-chat! We were sent here to find a certain TrollsTopian about some unfinished business.
Bi-Na: A year ago, this Troll was losing a round of checkers when he committed one of the greatest misdeeds known to Trollskind. (She, Young, and Min dance like if they are throwing a hat down and stomp.) He threw down his hat, stomped away, and left the game unfinished. (Poppy and Holly become alarmed.)
Poppy: Y-you don’t mean…
Min: That’s right. We’re looking for… a “not-so-good-sport.” (We show that Bi-Na and Young were carrying her and shining lights on her.)
Poppy: No. It can’t be! All TrollsTopians practice good sportsmanship! We even have a fun sheriff, Gust Tumbleweed, to make sure of it!
Bi-Na: (As she and Young put Min down) Well, that’s ironic because Gust Tumbleweed…
Young: Is the Troll we’re looking for! (Min draws a picture of Gust.)
Min: Huh. I guess I’m not “The Artistic One” either. But yeah, Gust Tumbleweed is the Troll we’re looking for. (Poppy and Holly gasp. Then they take Bi-Na, Young, and Min to Country Corral.)
Poppy: I’m sure sort all this out, ladies. There’s no way Gust did what you say he did. (They enter Gust’s pod.) Gust? (They see that Gust is not here.)
Holly: Where is he? (The camera zooms in to show a pink box.)
Young: Hm. (She spins, goes over to the box, and takes out a donut with white icing.) Looks like he heard we were in town and ran halfway through this donut. But he left a trail. (She sees a trail of donut frosting. She picks up a sample and tastes it.) Hm. Powdered sugar’s still fresh. This way! (She starts sniffing and following the trail and Bi-Na and Min join her.)
Gust: (offscreen) Are they gone? (He pops out of the barrel and Poppy and Holly scream in shock. He walks over to his window and looks out through it.)
Poppy: Gust, wh-what’s going on? Why do those Trolls Finders think you walked away from a game?
Gust: Well, Queen Poppy, because technically, I did.
Poppy: (gasps) No… (Gust turns to her.)
Gust: But for a very good reason. (He removes the barrel he was hiding in.) You see, the Troll I was playin’ against was… Cheatin’ Charlie.
Poppy: Wait, am I supposed to assume from context clues that his Charlie was… cheating?
Gust: Indeed he was. And the longer we played, the worse it got. Till finally I had no choice put to walk away. ‘Cause as we all know, if a game ain’t fair…
All: A game ain’t fun.
Holly: Don’t you worry, Gust. We just need to get you outta town until the K-Pop Trolls leave.
Poppy: Yeah. I mean, they can’t search for you forever. (Outside, Bi-Na, Young, and Min are asking the Country Trolls for help.)
Young: We will search for Gust Tumbleweed forever if we have to! So if you know where he is, you might as well spill the glitter.
Bi-Na: Be your best friend!
Holly: Hyah! (She and Poppy ride by in a carriage with barrels.)
Bi-Na, Young, and Min: Hm. (They jump in front of the carriage.) 
Bi-Na: Oh, sorry, Poppy, but can we take a peek in your barrels, please? You would not believe where Trolls try to hide sometimes.
Poppy: Uh… (She looks at one of the barrels. We see through it and Gust is seen hiding in it.) OK… but I hope you have all day. There are a lot of ‘em. (We show that the carriage has a tall tower of barrels.)
Bi-Na: Oh, not a problem. If he’s here, we’ll find him.
Young: 1!
Min: 2!
Bi-Na: 3! (They pose and K-Pop music plays, making Poppy and Holly shake their bodies and tap their feet.)
Poppy and Holly: Huh?
Poppy: Oh, no.
Holly: No-one can resist shakin’ their shimmy to K-Pop. (Gust starts shaking in the barrel he is hiding in.)
Gust: Huh? M-my shimmy! It’s shakin! (The K-Pop Trolls sing the song they sang earlier. Gust starts shaking in fear. The K-Pop Trolls see the shaking barrel and walk over to it. Luckily, Poppy stops them.)
Poppy: Dance off!
Bi-Na, Young, and Min: Huh?
Poppy: We challenge you to a dance off!
Holly: We do? 
Young: You remembered our weakness for dance offs. And as you know, we cannot let a challenge go… undancered!
Video Game Voice: Dance off! (The K-Pop Trolls start dancing.) Smooth moves! (Poppy and Holly start dancing.) Epic performance! (A crowd of Country Trolls come to watch the dance off.)
All: Wow! (Gust comes out of the barrel and tries to sneak away, but Min stops him by putting up a stop sign with her hair.)
Min: Meomchwo! 
Video Game Voice: Busted! (The K-Pop Trolls laugh and cheer while jumping up and down.)
Min: Guys, I realized they were trying to distract us! It turns out, I’m “The Clever One!” 
Bi-Na and Young: Yay! (laugh)
Min: As the official “Clever One,” I gotta say, we need to stop sharing our weakness for dance offs every time we meet someone new.
Video Game Voice: She makes a good point!
Bi-Na and Young: Mm-hm. 
Young: Gust Tumbleweed, A Troll from Lonesome Flats requests you to return to finish your game.
Bi-Na: Pretty, pretty please? (Gust whimpers in fear and backs up. Poppy and Holly get in front of him to protect him.)
Poppy: No, K-Poppers, listen. Gust is not a not-so-good-sport! He had to walk away from that game because the other Troll… was cheating. (Bi-Na, Young, and Min gasp.)
Min: You’re sure?!
Gust: (Removing his hat) Absolutely. And as every Troll here knows, if a game ain’t fair…
Bi-Na, Young, and Min: A game ain’t fun.
Bi-Na: Well, this changes everything.
Gust: You mean-
Min: Yes. No Troll should leave a game unfinished, but you do have a very good excuse.
Gust: (sighs) Thank you kindly. (He puts his hat back on.) And I promise you, I will never walk away from a game like I did with Cheatin’ Charlie ever again.
Min: Um, we weren’t sent here by a Troll named Charlie.
Holly: Wait. So you walked away from two games?!
Video Game Voice: Interesting twist!
Poppy: Gust, what is this?
Gust: I… I surely don’t know. Who was it that sent ya?
Young: A Troll named Chester.
Gust: You mean Cheatin’ Chester?! (All the Trolls gasp.)
Holly: No, wait a minute. (She goes to the K-Pop Trolls.)
Gust: N-no. You have to understand. Cheatin’ Chester cheats even worse than Cheatin’ Charlie!
Holly: I dunno…
Video Game Voice: Yeah, something smells fishy!
Poppy: Hold on, guys. (She wipes the words away.) I’ll admit this is weird, but we shouldn’t jump to conclusions just because he walked away from a couple of games.
Gust: Yeah! Besides, you can’t believe a word that comes out of the mouth of Cheatin’ Chelsea! (gasps)
Poppy: Wait, who?
Holly: Hey, I know Cheatin’ Chelsea. And her name’s just Chelsea! What is that, three games you walked away from?
Poppy: Gust, I want to believe you, but it’s starting to feel like you just don’t like losing, so whenever you do, you call the other Troll a cheater and walk away.
Holly, Bi-Na, Young, and Min: Mm-hm. (They walk closer to Gust.)
Gust: No. Th-that’s not it… Oh, I see how it is. You think I’m not a not-so-good-sport despite my perfectly good explanations to the contrary, is that it?! Well, fine! If y’all ain’t gonna be fair, then I’m leavin’! (He throws his hat down and starts to leave.) Oh… Oh, oh, my. (He looks at Poppy, Holly, and the K-Pop Trolls.) I really am a not-so-good-sport. ‘Scuse me. (He puts his hat back on.) If y’all will oblige me, I got some thinking to do. (He starts to leave again.)
Video Game Voice: There’s strength in admitting your mistakes!
Holly: OK!
Bi-Na: Enough! Not helping! (Gust puts a chess board in a wagon.)
Poppy: Gust?
Holly: You headin’ back to Lonesome Flats, sugar?
Gust: Just for a few days. I realized the only sportsmanly thing to do is to finish those games, win or lose. Thank you for helping me see that. (He gets in the carriage and gets ready to leave.)
Bi-Na: Well, it’s been so much fun, TrollsTopia. But I’m afraid it’s time for us to go. (Min sniffs a little.) Min, are you OK?
Min: Uh-huh. (sobs) It just turns out… I’m actually “The One Who Has a Hard Time Saying Good-Bye.”
All: Aw! (They give Min a big hug and the episode ends.)
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