Lord Foog

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== Lord Foog's Early Life ==
Lord Foog The 2st (toost), born as Samuel Foog The 2st before birth, was born on June 8th, 1985 and was raised in Foogenzuela into a family of royalty. His father is Lord Foog the 1rd (Fir-Hird) and his mother is unknown. He grew up with his friend Goom, but as they grew older, their views changed and they eventually grew apart until they became enemies. Them growing apart was also aided by the fact that both their parents hated the others parents.
As a child, he was bullied in school because the other children called him names and said that he looked like a reindeer, which is why he hates reindeer altogether. This might have contributed to his suspected sociopathy, a symptom which appeared later in his life.
Later in life, he experienced great grief when his great grandfather, Papa Foog the 4st (Four-Ist), passed away. As his grandfather left the Flearth, he whispered three words that inspired the Lord forever: "It’s foogin' time". Lord Foog The 2st ensured that his grandfather’s legacy would live on forever, as we now celebrate “Foogin Day” on April 1st to honor the Great Papa Foog The 4st. Although, mere mortals thought of this as a joke, hencefourth, they named it "April Fools Day". 
== Kingship ==
In the year 2000, Lord Foog became the Lord of Foogenzuela, a nation west of Floppaslavia. Under his new rule, Foogenzuela became more powerful than it has ever been. At the height of its power (under Lord Foog the 2st's command), it had acquired the 3nd (Thur-Dec-Ind) largest navy in the world, surpassing even some of the world's leading superpowers. He also partnered with La Creatura Milk Company, which made his nation much better. Then Foogenzuela became the number 3 country on Flearth. He has met many famous people during his royal career, including the late Queen Elizabeth the II, who knighted him and acknowledged his greatness. 
== Crimes ==
* Transportation of Terrorists (Alleged)
*Arms Dealing (Alleged)
* Violence At International Airports (Definitely)
* Blackmail (Definitely)
*Money Laundering (Definitely)
*Crystal Meth Production (Definitely)
== Murder of Skepp ==
Foog is held responsible for the unfortunate death of Skepp, despite authorities claiming that the entire situation was an accident. Foog was eating a sandwich on a dock, and the cheese of the sandwich fell out without Foog knowing. Later, Skepp was running from police and Skepp slipped, hit his head, fell into the water, and unfortunately ended up drowning. 
== Transporting Obamium (Accused) ==
Lord Foog was accused of aiding terrorist groups outside of Foogenzuela by transporting obamium to the terrorist groups, though it is unknown if these accusations are true.
When arrested for arms dealing, he was brought before the court, where he confessed of making crystal meth. He was “simply making a breaking bad reference”. His lawyer, Saul Goodman, upon the realization that his client admitted to a separate crime, jumped out the courthouse window. However Foog, with his immense wealth, managed to negotiate and he bribed the court into innocence.
== Big Floppa Fan ==
On September 10th, 2001, he found out about Big Floppa's work in music and became a big fan of it. He began to listen to it every day and added music stores to Foogenzuela so that everybody could listen to the greatest music. This greatly increased friendly relations with Floppaslavia. 
== Ballistic Missile Strike ==
Foog was walking to the grocery store for his annual shopping when he was directly hit by a ballistic missile. His rib cage was destroyed, had broken his snout and dislocated the bottom part of his spine, but he miraculously survived the strike. This incident was not classified as a assassination attempt, and the criminal whom had fired the missile was immediately charged and sent to the depths of the Foog Castle dungeon.
== Injury and Illnesses ==
* Broken Snout 
* Broken Rib cage
* Dislocated Spine
* Leukemia
* (Freddie) Mercury Poisoning
* Bubonic Plague
*Plane Hit
== Lord Foog's Sociopathy ==
While not diagnosed by a professional, many people have high suspicions that Lord Foog is a sociopath. This is believed because Foog shows many symptoms of being a sociopath including compulsive lying, impulsive behavior, and not learning from mistakes. 
== The Oil Incident of 2016 (And How It Could've Resulted In Lord Foog's Assassination) ==
Although it is unconfirmed, Lord Foog had multiple connections with other nations in the oil economy, as Foogenzuela was extremely rich in oil. But in 2016, there was an interplanetary deal with an earth nation called America. Foog secretly sold billions of foogbucks worth of oil to America, which, combined with Lord Foog's extensive purchasing of Big Floppa's albums, he had to stop selling oil because of shortages. He couldn't tell the other nations or else war would break out, so instead he repeatedly delayed oil deliveries. When the other nations found out, they were shocked, but couldn’t do anything to the all-powerful nation. Or could they? It is reported that Bingustan, a growing nation at the time, was most enraged towards this news. With a war raging on, Bingustan needed all of the oil they could get, and paw prints on the knife show FNA that it originated deep in Bingustan's heritage. 
== Assassination Attempt ==
In 2017, he traveled to Zabiy and assassinated the killer of his uncle, but he didn't realize it was Zabloing's dad. Zabloing sent the police and the Strongest ZPA leader to arrest him. However, Lord Foog survived the attack with help from his son, but 5 days later, he found dead with a knife stabbed in his chest. It is unknown who commited this terrible action, but bribing for justice from the 2016 oil dilemma with other nations, may have caused it.
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