'Camp Keep A Good Person Down'

Musical guest: Clay "The Road To Nowhere" Aiken (His last name name crumbles to dust)
Special guest: Eric Christian Olsen, Enrique Murciano and Kelly Hu
== Quotes ==
(On a stage, Erica pops out from behind a curtain.)
Erica: Hello, everyone. You know, Hallowe'en is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils. Oh, things on TV that are completely inappropriate for younger viewers. Things like the following half hour. Nothing seems to bother my friends. But tonight's show, which I totally wash my hands of, is really scary. So if you have sensitive children, tuck them into bed early tonight instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention.
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: welcome again to KaBlam!. And we're going to have a very special show for you tonight. Our guest star is one of the brightest new talents in the beauty Queen world, Miss Kelly Hu, also known as Miss Teen USA 1985.
And we also have Eric Christian Olsen, he did the role of Investigator Marty Deeks on the CBS television series NCIS: Los Angeles
and we got Enrique Murciano, the role as FBI agent Danny Taylor in the CBS mystery drama series Without a Trace
Erica: ready as you are, and my outfit's inspired by Britney Spears 'Toxic' Costume
(the host is wearing a rhinestone catsuit)
Mr. Jimmy McGee: what is your wish young lady?
Erica: Oh, hi! Welcome back to our Halloween special. Could our show ever have maintained its popularity without the action league’s fellow dog justice? Let's hope so, because justice’s leaving to do his own cartoon. But don't panic, he's teaming up with my cohosts. So, kids, keep at least one eye open because their best friends SpongeBob and Patrick might pop in to wish them luck. Let's us wish them luck too. Good luck, guys!
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...The Brothers Tiki, Barnyard Gut-Busters....and when we return, more Justice and the mystery kids. right here on “KaBlam!”
Mr. Jimmy McGee: what do you think of the world premiere of the mystery solving kids?
Erica: amazing, the women finally performed a late night Cabaret to remember and wore nothing but corsets and tutus in the luxurious ballroom
It can only be the world premiere of Barnyard Gut-Busters
Announcer: and now ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Barnyard Gut-Busters! 
Henry: Okay! Well, enough of this nonsense! It is sanity time and here is our very special guest star and musical guest
June: take it away, Mr Aiken
Clay Aiken: I know that I...
Was a louse
And a loafer...
You won't get a fight,
I agree...
I was a bold brick,
A goof-off, no good
So how did this happen to me?
Proud of your boy...
I hope you're proud of your boy...
Cause' I don't feel any taller
Or smarter
Or handsome or wise...
And now I know what I have to do...
How can I be a prince? When it isn't true!
So I will try to try hard
To make you proud
Of your boy...
June: here is our last cartoon, the brothers tiki, and their episode's called marooned, again
Shannon: I’ll never steal the show, I promise
Corey: what I’ll do is grant my wish
Mr. Jimmy McGee: well, my work is done
(the kids disappear)
Mr. Jimmy McGee: That concludes our Halloween show for this year. I just want to say that for watching this network, you're all going to heck! And that includes TeenNick, MTV, and our newest Arabian place, The Genie in a lamp! Welcome to the club!
Bert Pence: join us again next time. same KaBlam! time, same KaBlam! network.
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