2023 Summer Slap-Em-Silly Intergalactic Boxing Tournament

The 2023 Summer Slap-Em-Silly Intergalactic Boxing Tournament was a boxing tournament held in late July 2023 as the name would imply. It was also the first time Grandpa Phil and Alex Yiik would step into the ring in an attempt to fight each other for glory and the championship title since they didn't know how to rent out a boxing ring for a 1v1 fight.
== History ==
The Slap-Em-Silly Intergalactic Boxing Tournament started in 1992 and was a yearly tradition until regulations eventually made them pause for a few years before returning for Summer 2023. They quickly fell into obscurity due to the rise of the WVBA in the mid 90s so they always took what boxers they could get in the ring. This lead to the Slap-Em-Silly Intergalactic Boxing Tournament gaining popularity as various people who couldn't afford to participate in more mainstream boxing matches joined and rose in popularity.
== Grandpa Phil/Alex Yiik challenge ==
In Spring of the same year, Alex Yiik was harassing fans of Roblox Pokemon games like he's known to do with his friend and fellow Clone Fan, Archie. Alex then wrote a 50 minute video essay on why Mewtwo is the worst legendary Pokemon in history as an argument against Pokemon games. However, He had one of Grandpa Phil's Youtube videos playing in another tab and accidentally sent the video to him. Grandpa Phil saw the video and was outraged and challenged Alex Yiik to a boxing match. Alex agreed and they tried to set up a match for a few weeks before they decided it would be easier if they both entered a tournament instead and hoped they would be able to fight each other.
The tournament eventually came and both Grandpa Phil and Alex Yiik lost on their respective first fights against Fel Lord Skinner and Scott Pilgrim without ever seeing each other in the ring. Oof.
== Conclusion ==
As Fel Lord Skinner kept winning against foes, He sought to punch out their souls so he could steal them for the Burning Legion from World of Warcraft. He almost got Grandpa Phil's soul but luckily for him, He kept his copy of Pokemon Blue with him which contained his level 100 Magikarp (That would have been shiny if he just traded it to Gen 2) which protected him. Fel Lord Skinner kept winning fights against other boxers until the final battle between him and Scott Pilgrim. Scott Pilgrim was so confident he would be the hero who saves the world from demons that he quickly hopped on Xbox 360 Call of Duty lobby voice chat and requested that some random person hundreds of miles away create for him an ultimate legendary sub (The food item, Like the one with awesome bacon) with the word "Awesome gamer bro" written on the top with ketchup.
The two stepped into the boxing ring and fought each other for a good amount of time before Fel Lord Skinner punched Scott's pixelated retro gamer headset off which enraged him. Scott and Fel Lord Skinner would keep fighting until eventually Fel Lord Skinner would punch Scott's soul out and win the match.