The World of SBFW Queen Short

This was a The World of SBFW short meant to coincide with Elizabeth II's death. Due to lack of motivation and/or being written too late to be relevant, the short was left unfinished. It was released under Primementos.
==Transcript==
[The short begins at Box Productions Inc. HQ with CrazySponge sleeping in his bed, dreaming of nefarious things.]
CrazySponge: (sleeping) oh yeahggg, you want me to touch your–
[SpongeBot678 walks in, switching on the light, which wakes CrazySponge up.]
CrazySponge: what the huh…? OH COME ON PAIGE!! I WAS HAVING SEXY FORTNITE SEX IN MY DREAMS!!
SpongeBot678: But Channel 5 is playing The Emoji Movie today and we can't miss it!
CrazySponge: yeah fuck that i'm going back to bed
SpongeBot678: (holding an important-looking envelope) Oh yeah also I got this sent to me from the Royal family. Apparently I was invited to the Queen's funeral or something I don't know.
[CrazySponge's eyes expand.]
CrazySponge: THE QUEEN'S DEAD?!
SpongeBot678: Uh, yeah. She died literally days ago.
CrazySponge: o right. WAIT, FUNERAL?! I WANNA GO, I WANNA GO!!
SpongeBot678: But what about The Emoji Movie?
CrazySponge: bot you can just watch that on cut-out after the funeral
SpongeBot678: But Aidan you don't understand! Channel 5 playing The Emoji Movie at the same time as the Queen's funeral is one of those things that come once in a lifetime! We can't miss it!
CrazySponge: tell my agent to book a flight to the uk ASAP!
SpongeBot678: I am your agent.
CrazySponge: then you know what to do
SpongeBot678: But… (sigh) aye aye, Box Overlord.
[Cut straight to the pair in London. They walk around the city looking at the scenery.]
CrazySponge: so… this is where you live, huh?
SpongeBot678: No, I live in the Isle of Wight. This is London.
CrazySponge: right i knew that. well i gotta say, this "britain" place is pretty nice.
[CrazySponge looks at a familiar clock structure and gasps.]
CrazySponge: PAIGE! THAT'S BIG BEN! (he scrambles to make a cool pose in front of Big Ben) QUICK, TAKE A PICTURE! TAKE A PICTURE!
SpongeBot678: But wait, isn't Big Ben supposed to–
[Big Ben fucking explodes.]
SpongeBot678: Yeah.
CrazySponge: CURSE YOU, MOSTAMAZINGTOP10!!
SpongeBot678: Say, where is this funeral anyway?
[The camera pans over to the right to reveal a giant neon sign with the words "QUEEN FUNERAL THIS WAY" and a giant arrow pointing to the right.]
CrazySponge: well that's convenient
SpongeBot678: Yeah, you'd have thought we would have noticed the giant f*cking neon sign earlier.
CrazySponge: welp, we've got a funeral to crash
SpongeBot678: You mean attend, right?
CrazySponge: oh yeah sure
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