The Legend of Doctor Bugs

This is the second episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(Jasbre is watching Looney Tunes for the 39483493th time in a row)
Jasbre:  This is fucking gold! And I’ve not even gotten to the modern episodes yet!
(Someone knocks on his door)
Jasbre: Who is it?
Crazy: D-Delivery man.
Jasbre: Oh it’s the fucking dumbass who ruined my reputation. Why’d you ruin my reputation, bro?
Crazy: o. I just came to deliver your next batch of… “Looney Tunes DVDs”?
Jasbre: Those are mine. (he snatches the package straight out of Crazy’s hands) Motherfucking Heinz.
(Crazy sighs, shuts the door, and leaves)
Jasbre: Finally, the last one.
(He inserts the DVD into his Xbox, and it turns on, and Jasbre binges the entire set)
Jasbre: You know, Bugs Bunny reminds me of someone from long ago, and I can’t put my finger on it.
(Jeopardy music plays)
Jasbre: Shut up, that joke’s overused!
(Jeopardy music stops)
Jasbre: Stupid fifth graders with their low budget comedy. 
Rick Sanchez: (burps) Hey man what’s wrong with that?
Jasbre: How- how the fuck did you get in here?
Rich Sanchez: You need to learn how to close the door, you idiot. (burps)
Jasbre: Get out or face the wrath of my Green Day album.
Rick Sanchez: Fine… (gives Jasbre the double middle fingers before heading out)
Jasbre: Jesus christ. Anyways, I know who I’m thinking of. It’s Doctor Bugs! Man I miss him. I used to worship him in the Basket Sponge days. Nowadays he’s just kind of… missing. One of these days, though, I’m gonna find him. In fact, I’m going there right now.
(Jasbre gets off his seat, and a Meat Puppets song starts playing)
Jasbre: Sexy song by the way.
(He heads out the door, and starts a long search to find Doctor Bugs)
(3 hours later…)
Jasbre: Well, he’s not in Arizona, the best US state there is. That’s a shame. Gonna check Wisconsin next.
(3 more hours later…)
Jasbre: Today I found out I’m actually lactose intolerant, but still no Bugs. Time to check Illinois.
(3 more hours later…)
Jasbre: I got shot a few times, but still no Bugs. Where in the living fuck is he? (he gasps) HEINZ. He must’ve kidnapped him!
(Crazy is eating chocolate cheerios at the table)
Crazy: Man, where have you guys been all my life? I’ve only been eating the regular ones!
(Jasbre breaks down the door)
Jasbre: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
Crazy: Where is who?
Jasbre: Don’t play dumb with me, Heinz. I know you kidnapped Doctor Bugs.
Crazy: Jasbre, I don’t think your IQ is too high. I wasn’t even around when Bugs was on the wiki. If anything, it’s SBCA who kidnapped him-
Jasbre: (starts strangling Crazy) STUPID FUCKING HEINZ GIMME DOCTOR BUGS OR ELSE I’LL…
Crazy: You what?
Jasbre: Or else I’ll sue your company.
Crazy: Go ahead. You know that shit doesn’t work around here.
Jasbre: I’m forcing you to give me Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach.
Crazy: What, so you can kill it off by not doing anything to it? I know what you’ve done with other shows.
(Cut to a desert where several gravestones for Jasbre’s shows lie)
Jasbre: Okay, maybe I neglected a couple shows, but the other ones are still thriving!
(Cut back to the desert)
Jasbre: Okay, I get your point! But still, give me HFB.
Crazy: No.
Jasbre: Yes.
Crazy: No.
Jasbre: Yes. (makes a massive neutral emoji face)
Crazy: Fine, it’s time for my secret weapon. COPYPASTA, GO!
(An entire bowl of spaghetti comes flying into the room, and captures Jasbre)
Jasbre: Th- this doesn’t even make any sense!
Crazy: Now I’M the one kidnapping YOU! How do you like them apples?
Jasbre: I say… I prefer oranges.
Crazy: (unamused) Really?
Jasbre: (manages to free himself from the spaghetti prison) Yes, really. Now gimme your company for me to devour before you regret being born, little kid.
Crazy: But I’m infinity plus-
Infinity: DID SOMEONE CALL MY NAME?
Crazy: No-
Infinity: TRALA! SUPER INFINITY TO THE RESCUE! (his pants fall down)
Jasbre: I think I had too much weed this morning… I’m just gonna leave. (he runs away, sceaming, while Infinity scratches his bottom, confused)
(Cut to Doctor Bugs in a dungeon somewhere. He’s still struggling to get out)
Bugs: When can I be let out?
SBCA: Uhh when Basket Sponge ends.
Bugs: But Basket Sponge ended months ago!
SBCA: I know… (cackles)
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