A Bug's Life/Bloopers

* Speed.
* Marker.
* And action!
* Hopper: Are you saying I'm stupid?
* Princess Atta: No.
* Hopper: Do I look stupid to you?
* Atta: (LAUGHING) I'm sorry!
* Hopper: Are you saying I'm stupid?
* Atta: (LAUGHS) I'm sorry! I got it. No-no. Just do it again. I'm fine.
* Hopper: Are you saying I'm stupid?
* Atta: Yes!
* Hopper: This is the 15th take. I cannot work like this. I will be in my trailer.
* Atta: I need a break.
* Marker.
* Rosie: Whoa, Flik, Honey. We are not about to... Is someone hammering? Can we hold the work, please? People!
* Slim: Am I in this shot? You can- You can see me, right?
* And action!
* Flik: To infinity and beyond!
* (CREW LAUGHING)
* Flik: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. Really. Can- Can you blame me? Okay. Let's- Let's go for real now.
* Okay, cut!
* Flik: Sorry.
* Molt: Why go back to Ant Island at all? I mean, you don't even like grain.
* Hopper: What?
* Molt: You're right. I didn't think it was such a good idea, myself. Actually, it wasn't even my idea. It was-
* Watch it! Watch it!
* Molt: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Is the camera broke? Oh! Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Did I ruin the take?
* Atta: And thank you for finding them, Flik.
* Flik: Me?
* Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
* Flik: Oh no.
* Atta: This really hurts, guys!
* Flik: I'm sorry!
* Atta: Can we cut? Ow!
* Dr. Florra: So, is there a Mrs. Ant you have to tunnel home to? Oh! I'm sorry! I thought he was real. (LAUGHS) Oh, dear, put that thing in my car.
* Marker.
* Atta: Flik, after much deliberation... Whoa! (CRASHING)
* (ALL LAUGHING)
* (GROANING)
* Slim: I... Ow! Oh! My eye! Ow! No, no, seriously, I've got berry juice in my eye! It stings! Stop acting! I'm serious! Oh, Stop the camera!
* -(LAUGHING) -(URINATING)
* Queen: Uh-oh. Towel! I need a towel over here!
* -(LAUGHING)
* -(BREAKS WIND)
* Cut!
* Thumper: -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can we cut? It's just that I don't think I'm coming across. Hmm. Oh! Oh! I know! I know! I know! I could lather up a bunch of spit! Oh! Oh! That's good! I got it, J.L.! Alright! One more for me!
* Speed!
* Marker!
* Action!
* P.T Flea: Spinning a web of safety in less than 50-
* Okay, slide it. Marker.
* And action.
* Slim: (GASPS) Francis! Your boyfriend's from the- (LAUGHS) I'm sorry. He has something in his nose.
* Francis:What?
* (ALL LAUGHING)
* Slim: Makeup.
* And action.
* I don't think we need to involve the queen in this. She's got enough on her plate already. Training her daughter.
* Dr. Flora: Oh, yes. Princess Abba. Abba! (LAUGHING) Where are my platforms? Let's go disco.
* Alright, let me try it again.
* Okay. Tail slate it. Action!
* (SCREAMS, GRUNTS, WHIMPERING)Marker.
* Action.
* Hopper: Do you understand me? I said do you understand me?
* Molt: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, he looked funny. He looked funny at me. Can we...? Just let me have another take.
* Hopper: I said do you understand me?
* (LAUGHS)
* Molt: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, he made me laugh. Please, I'll do it right this time. Just once more.
* Hopper: You know, I don't... I said do you understand me?
* Molt: (LAUGHING)
* And action.
* (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE, GRUNTING, LAUGHING)
* (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE, GRUNTING)
* (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)Marker.Slim: (CHOKING) Oh, wait. Stop. I think I swallowed a bug.
* SNICKERING)
* And action.
* Flik: Pretend- Pretend that that's a seed.
* Dot: Uh... What was my line again?
* "It's a rock."
* Dot: I'm sorry. I just keep forgetting.
* -(SCREAMING) -(CHIRPING, MECHINCAL BUZZING, CREAKING)
* Heimlich: Ooh! Does this mean we can break for lunch?
* (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE, BELCHES)
* (SNICKERING)
* (BOTH BELCHES)
* (PASSES GAS)
* Rosie: Okay, can we stop? Get me Cindy on the phone, will ya?
* Okay, action!
* Category:Transcripts Category:Bloopers Category:Audio transcripts (GULPS, SCREAMING)