Ucp

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HE IS COMING FOR US ALL!!!!
Hey hey ho ho this joke page was created by vy, but anyone can edit :)
As long as you follow the rules and don’t erase/delete edits, go crazy
The fall of forums and the rise of pee.
All the users severely hate he.
Kick his butt and throw him out.
By the way he sings like a dying trout. -Otaku
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It's a beautiful day.
Users are dying, Forums are shifting.
On these days, UCP like you...
SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!!! - Foxy
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One day, I woke up
To the wiki that we love
But, I started with a shock
When I saw nothing but PEE!
The wiki was transformed!
It had been taken over by the…
UCP!!!
The thing we’ve all been dreading!
It isn’t ‘Unified Community Platform’
The U stands for Ubiquitous!
The C stands for Cursed!
The P stands for...PEE!!!
The UCP is very, very bad
It makes me really, really mad
White, white everywhere!
Confusing interfaces here and there! - A poem by Morpho T. RainWing
----Forums died
Discussions rised
The threads go on forever
The wiki it has severed
Our message walls are ruined too
Forever cursed into the gloom
Except instead of gloom it's blinding white
How will we ever win this fight?
The answer is that we cannot
All we do shall be for naught
Our plees unheard and unread 
Just like most of the messages on a discussions thread
And what you have now seen
Is a little poem by a sleep deprived me
So good night my friends
I hope that we will see forums again
-Ninja
==appearance==
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s guy looks like the most ugly dragon to exist - miles
he blinds you with his blinding white i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶f̶a̶c̶e̶ scales - lupa
maybe some part of his appearance has to do with the ugly new profile pics? -morpho
this awful dragons' scales blind you to the point of permanent torture. One must wear sunglasses in order to avoid being put into terrible pain. Nobody knows what tribe he is. Whatever tribe he was refuses to claim him as one of their own. Who can blame them?
one can easily tell this guy's life goal is to blind as many other dragons as they can, because his scales feels like literal bleach to the eyes. - essence
he looks like an absolute crap. his horns - if they're can be even called horns - are two, blunt lines going from his head. his eyes are two little hellholes. you look at them, and you wanna Just Rant about him and how bad he is. hes also very stinky and looks like white poo. you see him and you want to pee on him. oh, and his smile looks crappy as well - wild
I can't see anything except his eyes, which are like...unnatural little black holes someone ripped the void of spacetime to create. (Perfectly good spacetime wasted on this monstrosity.) It hurts my own eyes having him anywhere in my range of sight. (Actually, even not in my range of sight. I can feel his presence and it's infuriating.)- Peridots
Ugly ugly ugly, hes so damn ugly - Zeb
His unpleasant and mentally unsettling format does nothing for his complexion, which is seriously just blinding white - Twisted
Staring at him for more than thirty seconds is like experiencing God projectile vomiting molten tungsten into my eyes. And it burns. -Night
When he wants to disguise himself (but he actually can’t because of his bright white scales), he puts on an ugly, eyeburningly colorful costume (like the new pfps) -morpho
infinitely long like the endless discussions post, but every other scale is a “show more” button and you have to keep pressing forever until you can see all of him. -shimmer
basicly the person blowing up your phone - Dreamseeker 
ucp is so ugly that i need to bleach my eyes - also Dreamseeker
ahh smells of covid (puts of mask) - anonymous 
==personallity==
ucp is the most frusturating dragon in the history of the world ~spiral
everyone hates this guy so that's fun :> - miles
And he knows it, and could care less. In fact, he likes torturing people with his... horribleness - vy
ucp wants to make everything “user-accessible” with “sleek, updated graphics,” but this just ruins it for everyone else who isn’t him. -morpho
just wants to make a profit off of users suffering - salt
The inhabitants of the WoF Fanon Wiki
Were doing quite well, positively nifty.
But then The Fandom released a scourge
Which turned their dear home into a morgue.
An uglybutt design, a blinding white interface!
Makes us scream in pain, like we've been hit with a mace!
Thus, we dragon-fied our enemy into this man
So everyone can shout across the wiki-land:
"UCP is a horrible derg
His presence in a room makes people feel blergh!
We've yelled and we've protested and resisted this guy,
But he's here to stay, and he's still making us cry!
something something something or other
hhh I'll figure this out later pls don't mess with my poem
ugly - ark
basically everyone hates him because he is ugly and he killed Forums ~sapphire
he splatters pee over every wiki user - foxy
and he wants to kill every wiki user - also foxy
Ucp is stubborn. He believes what he's doing is right, and that other dragons just don't appreciate him. He knows that he's hated, he knows he's annoying, and he doesn't mind. He believes that, sooner or later, other dragons will warm up to him, and who cares if he annoys them? It's fun to annoy people, and it's profitable, after all. If dragons dislike him, tough. They're just going to have to put up with it.
Ucp is a sadist. or simply sociopath. he thinks he's cool and torments people with his "visually stunning and revolutionary person". he's also controversal as frick and likes to hear agony screams from people seeing him. he's just a freaky prick. - wild
frick him
WRRRYYYYY -Otaku
he is never satisfied. after killing forums, he was still determined to destroy the entire wiki's interface and make everything awkward and weird for everyone to use. also, have i mentioned he HATES wikitext? he hates it so much that it makes it SO hard for coders that like it, and he's just a greedy [censored]. - essence
obsessed with making money. also hates sentences that don't begin with capital letters, so he tries to make them all begin with capitals. I am currently rebelling against him. -morpho
Likes to annoy the crap out of everyone on this wiki - ModernIDIOT
sometimes he won't let you change your pfp, which therefore makes him evil -moonwatcher
== history ==
he's son of the devil. unholy creature born from the hellish idea of fandom developers. the pure persona of agony. nobody knows HOW THE HECK he was born. - wild
he decided he hated hell and decided to torture the people who actually lived a good life. not by violence, by taking away communication ~spiral
So he murdered forums in cold blood, thousands grieved and begged for it's return. But their god had fallen. - Zeb
he is currently planning to murder message walls and chat. -morpho
he is 100% sure he will succeed and nobody will stop him - foxy
flip him
we're gonna have a bad time - foxy
ucp is now in a prophecy that says "beware the u, beware the c, beware the p, BEWARE THE HEK, AND...teh ucp :ooooo! only people who die can defeat ucp, and ucp can defeat himself. unles we kill the hek" -karianne lol im sorry
"Oh dear god, they've just went and overhauled the entire wiki while I was gone and now I came back to this terrifying mess. Message walls are now gone, the entire interface of user pages has changed and the little mail icon in the top right has been vibe checked out of existence. My brain can't handle the changes this is horrific oh no help." -Night
he has also entirely destroyed how wiki activity looks and he seems to REALLY like multiplication because same edits on a page display as MULTIPLE entries on the wiki activity. can you see why he's so annoying now? he also destroyed the old soundcloud formats and now everyone has to do a FULL REPLACEMENT of these on all their pages. - essence
"Yep, I've noticed the soundcloud buttons getting erased from this plane of existence as well. Now one of my pages will forever have broken coding. Thanks, UCP!" -Night
2020 was horrible enough without you see pee coming to ruin our lives some more. Good fortune continues to shine upon us. 
-Otaku
Hates tabs and good coding and we have to stick with broken dead stuff. *charges at him with knife and imposter tongue lashed out*, also he can't get enough of infoboxes and when I press "save" it automatically presses onto the infobox. Ugh. - Foxy
Called "Unite, Care, Protect" because Unite is that no more tabs and everything goes onto the same page, Care is that he gave us the eyescorching profile pics, showed our whole bios, disgusting discussions (disgussions) and wants everyone to know how many times we edited the same page EXACTLY, and Protect means that we'll all be protected from lovely coding by bright white walls filled with pee, and that polls will be gone because they reflect other people's opinions and we should not be affected by them and we should be out best selves. Yep. Even if I got thrown out the ship for this, Ucp's gotta go. - Foxy
== trivia ==
* the only thing he's good for is making the General Discussion forum more active. -morpho
* well, thanks to him i know when code's broken. but nothing else - wild
* he really hates coding and likes to annoy coders by not letting them do their job while posting - essence
* he thinks images uploaded on the wiki aren't good enough, and makes users upload them again just for him - lupa
* he hates source editor with a burning passion - lupa
* He removes chat so we can't communicate easily anymore -Ark
*He forces users to log in again because an “error” happened. He also took over the mobile editor and made it ugly and bright white. -Morpho
*is now in Remembrance as the antagonist, and is the SUS-EST DRAGON EVER - Foxy
*spawn of satan
*is above pressing the "enter" key, now we have to click "insert new paragraph" and mess up everything -shimmer
== gallery ==
Ucp.png|my poor eyes
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38FA262B-56C7-4E01-931C-5A85B5120411.png|thumb|by Morpho
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