EBOYS Entertainment Training Video

The EBOYS Entertainment Training Video is a video released by EBOYS Entertainment in the year 2021. The video contains a “training video” for new workers at EBOYS Entertainment.
== Cast ==
TheBoy2007 as Narrator, Demonic Voice, Baby, Guy, Asshole, & Troll.
ThePowerOfInfinity as Himself
Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick
CrazySponge as Himself
Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs
Roger Bumpass as Squidward
James A. Janisse as Himself
Seth MacFarlane as Stewie
Tom Kinney as SpongeBob
== Transcript ==
Narrator: Welcome aboard, you sag of shit. If you’re sucking my cock, let me be the first to say, you’re gay, congratulations, you c**t. You’ve recently been high (NO). You’ve recently been raped by the Krusty Shit.
ThePowerOfInfinity: Can I make a drug now?!
Narrator: No no Woah. You’re not ready until you’re ready to shit on Travis. As you can see by this semen.
Patrick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT’S A GIRAFFE!!!
(static)
Narrator: You are now employed by one of the most successful channels on SBFW. WOAAaAAaaaAaAaaaH. But it didn’t get that gay overnight. 666.
Demonic Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Narrator: No the story of the EBOYS is the story of one man’s hard cock, retarnation, and lolz. But mostly, his lolz.
Glitchy Narrator: FrOmHuMbLeBeGiNnInGs.
Narrator: You may think that the Chronic Masturbator, TheBoy2007, founder and raper of EBOYS Inc., has always masturbated to pony porn. And you’re right.
(static)
Narrator: After Vietnam, he stayed in a deep depression, that seemed endless. (Wait for it) Sis. [;)]. But his LOLz changed when he mastubated, and with a few minor alterations, the Krabby Krust was born.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of-
Aiden: HOOPLA!
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of-
Aiden: HOOPLA!
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of-
Aiden: HOOPLA! HOOPLA!
Narrator: SHUT THE FUCK UP! (shoots Aiden)
Narrator: The Kracky Kunts today!
Narrator: To keep up with today’s retarded cocksuckers, no ass has been spared to aquire buttsex.
Mr. Krabs: This here is an advanced dildo. Here you can fuck our automated dick-handling system, DON’T TOUCH!
Patrick: Touch.
Mr. Krabs: This here is a semen/crack transferring machine. And most importantly, you get your state of the art condoms-
Patrick: Touch.
(Mr. Krabs shoots him)
Mr. Krabs: Now are you gonna stand there, or just fuck my ass, because there’s a fucking fee.
Narrator: All of this gay shit seems good right? Well lucky for you, TheBoy2007’s fear of ToU keeps the balance of Dan’s shit in check. But if sex-jokes are the heart of crappy fanfiction, then earrape is the liver and gull-bladder.
Guy: NO EARRAPE!
Narrator: Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to kill yourself. HAHA WRONG!
(static)
Narrator: Hmm. Sexyness, hard cock, and a smile that says “Hello Bitch! Can we have sex?”. You have the makings of a good prostitute Mr. Squarepants! But for every Joe, there is one who wants to have gay sex. A glazed look in the ass. Look carefully at the “I really wish I were Queer right now!” button. There’s a name for people like this, but we’ll call him, Squidward.
Squidward: I’m getting paid overtime for this, right Mr. Krack?
Mr. Krabs: Sus can kill ya.
(static)
Narrator: You can’t live until you understand the phrase FUCK. It looks like Declan eats shit and lives.
James A. Janisse: Eat Shit, and LIVE.
(static)
Narrator: Here’s a stereotypical asshole. Do you think he’s going to order:
A: A Sopa
B: A Blowjob
Or C: A Dead Meat Video.
Asshole: One COCK please.
Narrator: Aw fuck this shit.
(static)
Narrator: Employees EBOYS must abide by a strict set of masturbation rules. Alright Mr. Squarepants, are you ready to jack off?
Stewie: AH! OH MY GOD! OH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!
Narrator: Let’s see those hands! NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL THOROUGH!
(static)
Narrator: You're ready to shart! Now let’s see how Squidward gets ready.
Squidward: (is seen getting a blowjob)
Narrator: Remember, no gay person wants to fuck Squidward. Now that you’re horny, I think you think that you’re ready to fuck me.
SpongeBob: HOOOOOOOO!
Narrator: Your Jerk Station. It’s important to keep your area free of bullshit. But a clean cock is only part of the joj. To make the vision in your head a reality, you need supplies. And a good employee always keeps his cock ripped. Very good Mr. SquarePants, not a dick out of place. Now let’s see how Squidward keeps his shit station. Don’t worry Mr. Squidward, Mr. SquarePants can give you aids. Now that your jerk is shit, you’re not ready to fuck. HAHA Suck my dick. There’s plenty of time left. We have to make sure you’re ready for the sus of the joj. Interfacing with your SOSS.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a baby?
Mr. Krabs: No.
Patrick: Let’s do it.
SpongeBob: Can I-
Narrator: No. Now from the assholes in the back, to the front cock, where we’ll examine the sus of the joj, the cocksucker, or as we like to say, the fuckdicker.
Patrick: Who said that? Are you a ghost?
Narrator: Like precious shit in an asshole, cocksuckers is what keeps EBOYS Entertainment strong and alive.
Patrick: Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!
Squidward: Patrick! Go be gay somewhere else!
Narrator: Nu-uh-uh Squidward! Remember what Mr. Krack said.
Mr. Krabs: The money is always wrong!
Patrick: The ceiling is wrong Squidward, you’re a very good employee.
Squidward: Fuck you.
(static)
Narrator: Like the lost shit of PolarTem, there’s a shit getting ready to rape. What’s this? Sis. It’s Mr. Krack’s rival, TROLLS!
Troll: You’re gay, fuck you.
Narrator: What are you going to do?
Troll: Fuck you, you’re gay. (SCREAAAAM!!!!)
(static)
Squidward: Fagtrick, if I can make a suggestion, why don’t you eat shit.
James A. Janisse: APRIL FUCKING FOOLS.
Category:EBOYS
Category:EBOYS+
Category:2021
Category:TheBoy2007
Category:Shit TheBoy2007 Fucking Likes
Category:2020s