The Bohemian/Chapter 2

The Chapter opens with several Oyajava guards lining up,aiming their plasma rifles at the door. A slow set of footsteps can be heard getting closer.
Clunk.
Snipers line up on the 2nd level of the room, ready to fire at a second’s notice.
Clunk.
A single figure stands behind the front line of soldiers, a Chozo with jet black feathers and a mildly interested expression with his arms crossed.
BLAK
OYAJAVA DIRECTOR
CHOZO
STONER BERZERKER
CLUNK.
The footsteps stop just outside the door.
The Oyajava guards ready their guns. Pretty much everyone in the room is tensed, waiting for the door to open and all hell to break loose.
The door opens and a volley of shots rings out before they realise nobody is there.
Oyajava Guard #353: How in the-
Oyajava Sniper #52: GAK!
The guards turn to see one of the Snipers on the 2nd level, impaled on the sword of an armoured figure with 4 arms and an oversized head.
Blak: Are you morons gonna stand around or are you gonna DO YOUR JOBS!? GET ‘EM!
The soldiers begin firing at the figure,who proceeds to block and deflect the volleys of gunfire using their swords with frightening accuracy. The figure jumps down from the balcony, plunging 2 of his 4 swords into the chest of a poor soldier below and begins cleaving their way through the solders. Blak stands in the middle silently, putting what appears to be a metal smoking pipe in his mouth.
Meanwhile in the background, Celen and the Siandrall creep along the 2nd level, hoping that the fight below will distract everyone from them escaping.
Siandrall: Who’s that bird guy in the middle?
Celen: His name’s Blak, low ranking member of the board of directors
Siandrall: The what now?
Celen: The board of directors are the guys who run Oyajava. They’re all stronger than me except for this clown. Regardless I dont wanna fight him so we better hightail it out of-
Celen notices a sniper dot on her shoulder and sighs
Celen: Why cant life just throw me a fucking bone for once?
Celen takes her pump action sniper rifle from off her back and fires at the sniper, causing Blak and several soldiers to glance up.
Blak: KANNON!
Celen: CHUCKLEFUCK!
Celen fires a small explosive from a launcher implanted in her left gauntlet and runs through a door, the Siandrall in tow.
Blak turns back to the robot, who has stopped their slaughter in confusion. Funtime is over.
Blak: SNIPERS! FIRE SHIELD ROUNDS!
The surviving snipers quickly change the clips loaded into their rifles and fire again at the robot. Surrounding them in a plasma orb.
Blak: WHERE’S THE CHUMMER!? TELL HIM TO TRACK THE RC SIGNAL FROM THE ROBOT
The robot’s robo-eyes robo-widen as it robo-realises that it’s remote pilot is gonna be in deep shit. It grabs one of its swords in an attempt to sabotage the tracking by destroying itself before being swiftly kicked in the face by Blak.
Chummer #002: The signal is in the area.
Blak: Splendid. Send some soldiers go to find the Remote Pilot, I’m going after Kannon
Blak sprints off to chase Celen and the Siandrall.
Meanwhile Celen and the Siandrall are sprinting through the building, taking out guards along the way.
Celen: Where’s the fucking exit!? It’s like a goddamn labyrinth in here!
Siandrall: I have no clue, and I have a bad feeling Blak is gaining on us.
Celen: Fuck this shit, lets just shoot wristrockets at the wall until we get out.
Celen aims at the wall and begins firing more explosives from her wrist, they explode on contact, breaking through several walls and hitting a few unlucky guards. Eventually a tunnel is formed to the entrance room.
Celen and the Siandrall begin running towards the entrance room until the Siandrall’s neck is grabbed by Blak who was hiding in one of the corridors.
Blak: You’re that siandrall aren’t you? The one the doc brought in to brainwash! Well when I’m done with your bohemian ass they’ll have to put you back in that regen tu-
Blak is shot by a wrist rocket, launching him and the siandrall. The siandrall quickly gets to his feet and follows Celen out.
The two walk out of the building, into what is essentially a military parking lot filled with spaceships,jeeps and tanks.
Celen: as great as it would be to drive one of those tanks, we better get a ship and get off-planet. Vamanos
Siandrall: Why do you keep speaking spanish?
The two run to the first spaceship they see. They open up the door only to see a Bisharp with a robotic device attached to his head seated on the floor. Tapping on a laptop frantically.
The Bisharp looks up at the 2. They look back.
Celen: …
Bisharp: …
Siandrall: …
Celen: Who the fuck are you?
Bisharp: A guy trying to stop Oyajava. You?
Celen: Same...Were you piloting that robot?
Bisharp: Yes?
Celen thinks back to how Blak was tracking the remote pilot of the robot.
To here.
Fuck.
Celen: Fuck.
Siandrall: What?
Celen: We gotta move. Now.
Bisharp: They tracked my robot didn’t they?
Celen: Yup. Can you shoot a gun, guy?
Bisharp: My name’s Tim, the answer is no and you are?
Celen: I’m Celen Kannon and this iiis…
Siandrall: Bo.
Celen looks mildly surprised but doesn’t question Bo.
Celen: Ok Tim, can you fly a ship?
Tim: No but gimme a few seconds and I can figure out how.
Tim plugs a USB chord from his head into the computer after typing “HOW TO FLY SPACESHIP” into Google. He sits there motionless for a few seconds.
Bo: Uhhh, we just ran out of seconds.
Outside a squadron of Oyajava soldiers have appeared, led by an extremely pissed off Blak.
Celen: Ah shit. We better start thinning that crowd out
Celen rummages through the ship and produces 2 hand grenades which she promptly throws out the window.
Blak catches one of the grenades and throws it behind him,killing about 5 of his own soldiers from the resulting explosion.
Blak: I’m sick of this shit, shoot em down.
The Oyajava soldiers begin firing. Celen fire’s her remaining few wrist rockets into the crowd.
Tim: Alright, done downloading. Lets blow this popsicle stand.
Tim climbs into the driver seat and begins prepping for flight. The ship begins to lift and Blak is absolutely furious about it.
Blak: FUCK! I need to get up there!
Blak drags one of the jeeps into position and smashes it with his hands, forming it into a makeshift ramp.
He then walks back and prepares to fly.
A Soldier understands what’s going on and places a landmine on the edge of the ramp.
Blak begins running towards the ramp, curling up into a ball covered in his armour about half way and letting the momentum carry him up the ramp and into the landmine. The landmine explodes and launches him towards the ship.
Bo: What the fu-
Celen and Bo are still firing at the army when Blak rams into Bo,knocking them both to the ground.
Blak quickly scrambles to his feet and glares at Celen
Blak: KANNON!
Celen: CHUCKLEFUCK!
Blak: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
The two stare eachother down. In the background Bo sits up and rubs his head.
Celen: So I guess this is round 2, huh?
Blak: At long last…
Blak swings his leg at Celen who blocks it and returns with a punch to the face. He staggers back and attempts to block a barrage of punches and kicks from Celen. He then manages to kick Celen in the face, knocking her back. The two run at eachother and Celen plunges her switchblade into his neck.
Blak: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Celen: STREET RULES MOTHERFUCKER!
Celen yanks the switch blade out and kicks Blak into a wall. She then opens the ship door.
Blak: no...NO! I’M NOT LOSING TO YOU AGAIN, KANNON!
Celen: You just did Birdbrain! Sayonara!
Celen pushes Blak out and closes the door
Bo: I thought you said the Board of Directors were really strong
Celen: oh they are, he’s just really fucking stupid.
Tim: So now that that’s over, where are we going? I’ve just been flying north for like 10 minutes.
Celen: Huxxabu. I have an apartment there we can lay low in until the heat dies down.
Bo sits silently, staring out the window.
Celen: Hey Bo, you ok?
Bo smiles at Celen
Bo: Yeah, it just hit me how fucking bizarre today has been.
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