Cuphead Bosses Battle Royale

This battle features different bosses from the 2017 run n' gun 1930's rubberhose-styled video game Cuphead. However, the game features 19 different bosses (28 if you count the Casino's mini-bosses fought before King Dice) and not all of them will be included.
= Description =
Cuphead's bosses take each other on to see who's the best boss! Who will win though and who will you be rooting for?
= Intro =
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= Before the Pre Battle =
Destination: Inkwell Isle
It was a peaceful day on Inkwell Isle, flowers were blooming, the birds were singing, but something's off.
= Pre Battle =
Five of the bosses, Captain Brineybeard, Cagney Carnation, Beppi the Clown, Baroness Von Bon Bon and Wally Warbles were arguing on who's the best boss.
Brineybeard: "Let's all fight. The winner is the best boss."
= Battle =
== Captain Brineybeard vs Cagney Carnation ==
Captain Brineybeard starts out the fight against Cagney Carnation by firing shots from his cannons.
Cagney: "Those won't be enough to kill me."
Cagney uses his vines to destroy Brineybeard's cannons. He then wraps his vines around Brineybeard's ankle and throws him to a rock.
4 bosses remain
== Beppi the Clown vs Baroness Von Bon Bon vs Wally Warbles ==
Beppi starts the fight by getting in his bumper car and going for Bon Bon. He then starts to tell a joke.
Beppi: "What is a death battle royale brawler's favorite candy?"
Bon Bon: "What?"
Beppi: "A life saver!"
Beppi runs over Bon Bon with his bumper car.
3 bosses remain
Beppi then eyes Wally.
Beppi: "What do you call a person who tries to beat the best boss here?"
Wally: "That doesn't sound bird-themed."
Beppi: "Birdbrained!"
Wally: "Hey!"
Beppi gets his horse out and hits Wally with his horseshoes.
Wally: "Wait, I have a son!!!"
Beppi: "I don't care!"
One of Beppi's horseshoes hits Wally in the eye.
Wally: "No!!! Son, take care of yourself."
Those are Wally's final words before dying.
2 bosses remain
== Cagney Carnation vs Beppi the Clown (Final Battle) ==
Cagney and Beppi stare at each other as they are the final two.
Cagney: "Hey Beppi! What is the most ferocious flower?"
Beppi: "What?"
Cagney: "A dande-lion!"
Beppi: "Only I can tell jokes!"
Beppi foolishly turns into his balloon form.
Cagney: "You foolish fool!"
Cagney uses his thorns to pop Beppi's head. He thinks he's won, only for Beppi to come back as his carousel form.
Cagney: "Cheater!"
Beppi sends out penguins that Cagney easily destroys. Cagney then becomes his most powerful form.
Cagney: "It's time for some extreme pollination and total domination!"
Cagney's powers make Beppi split in halves in which he destroys.
Cagney: "I'm the best boss here! Ha!"
Cagney turns back into his regular form.
= Results =
THIS BATTLE'S WINNER IS…
CAGNEY CARNATION!
= Aftermath =
The next day Brineybeard, Bon Bon, Wally and Beppi are mysteriously missing and police reports haven't found them. This is because Cagney destroyed all of their bodies. Nobody was aware of the battle, however, leaving it an unsolved mystery except for Cagney.