Lifetime (TV network) Schedule May 30, 2005

8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S7 E17 - Uncle Phil Goes Back To High School 	As the Buchmans help Uncle Phil return to finish high school, Lisa's new breast implants disturb Paul. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, Mel Brooks, Edie McClurg, Anne Ramsay, Stephen Tobolowsky, Stuart Pankin   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S7 E17 - Uncle Phil Goes Back To High School 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "The IT Men" 	When her boyfriend Mason takes a job in Japan, Charlene finds she has "chemistry" with a man who happens to be married to one of the Sugarbaker clients. Starring: Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Madison Mason, Rodney Stone   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "The IT Men" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	Son-in-Law Dearest 	Dorothy's daughter Kate calls to say that she has some big news to announce and wants to come for a visit. Dorothy thinks she is going to announce that she is pregnant, but when Kate arrives, she tells the girls that she caught her husband having an affair and has decided to get a divorce. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	Son-in-Law Dearest 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S1 E21 - Frannie's Choice 	A marriage proposal threatens Fran's future with the Sheffields. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Jonathan Penner, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S1 E21 - Frannie's Choice 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 49 • “To Catch a Neighbor” 	The girls help the police catch their next door neighbors, the McDowells, who are dealers in stolen gems. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, George Clooney   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 49 • “To Catch a Neighbor” 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S1 E23 - The Playwright 	Fran discovers an old admirer who just wont go away, while Brighton tries to avoid dating an unpopular classmate. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Richard Kind, Jay Robinson, Lisa Buckle, Benjamin Smith, Myles Sheridan, Bonnie Morgan   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S1 E23 - The Playwright 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	A Star Is Unborn 	Fran is cast in a Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Richard Portnow, Martha Gehman, Peter Marc Jacobson   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	A Star Is Unborn 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 50 • “A Piece of Cake” 	As the ladies prepare the hors d'oeuvres for a surprise birthday party for Roberta, an elderly friend of Sophia's, they reminisce about their favorite birthdays. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Lyn Greene, Sid Melton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 50 • “A Piece of Cake” 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1246 Wanted: Heather Tallchief and Roberto Solis	Featured stories: Heather appears to have pulled off the perfect crime, not only escaping with three million dollars, but managing to elude capture for 8 years; a psychic healer named Nikolai Levashov, from Russia, claims to heal terminally ill patients, and CAT scans, pathology reports and written acknowledgements from doctors substantiate his claims; Gilbert Ortiz almost died when he drank a milkshake that was poisoned by his wife, who later disappeared with their two-year old son, but she has now been captured in Mexico and is awaiting trial; U.S. Forest Service Ranger Guy Pence was called to work just after dawn, and found that an explosion had ripped through his office the night before -- while the FBI initially believed the bomber had targeted the building, not any particular employee, Guy Pence suspects otherwise. Starring: Robert Stack   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1246 Wanted: Heather Tallchief and Roberto Solis	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Dirty Little Secret 	 	A woman learns the disturbing truth about her husband after her adopted son is kidnapped by his birth mother. Starring: Tracey Gold, Ian Tracey, Jack Wagner, Mary Page Keller, Ben Cardinal, Peter Flemming, Michael Suchanek   [CC] [TV-PG LV]
1:00 pm 		Dirty Little Secret 	 	
 		 	 	
3:00 pm 		Three Secrets 	 	An eight-year-old boy is the only survivor of a plane crash, and three women must join together to decide his fate. Starring: Tyne Daly, Jaclyn Smith, John O'Hurley   [CC] [TV-PG L]
3:00 pm 		Three Secrets 	 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		A Family Torn Apart 	 	When a couple is found murdered in their home, their foster son becomes the prime suspect based on the testimony of his younger brothers. As the police investigate the murder, the dreadful truth is revealed. Starring: Johnny Galecki, Neil Patrick Harris, Linda Kelsey, Eric Lloyd, John M. Jackson, Gregory Harrison   [CC] [TV-14 LV]
5:00 pm 		A Family Torn Apart 	 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Terror in the Family 	 	A teenager plagued with a dysfunctional family is forced to live with her aunt whose own problems prevent her from caring for properly. Starring: Joanna Kerns, Dan Lauria, Hilary Swank, Kathleen Wilhoite, Adam Hendershott   [CC] [TV-PG DLSV]
7:00 pm 		Terror in the Family 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Missing Brendan 	(N) 	An older man receives information about a downed jet-fighter that may have belonged to his son who has been missing since the Vietnam War. He travels to Vietnam to search for Brendan's remains with one son who has never fully recovered from his experience in Vietnam, his other son who dodged the draft, and his grandson. Starring: Ed Asner, Adam Brody, Illeana Douglas, Robin Thomas, Richard Cox   [CC] [TV-PG LV]
9:00 pm 		Missing Brendan 	(N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		I Married A Princess 	(#109) The Royal Wilderness (N) 	Casper finally convinces a very resistant Catherine to take the whole family on a camping trip...with India's dog. His only concession: getting an RV for her and the babies. But he's breaking out his brand new tent for the rest of the kids. Everything that could go wrong does. Maya packs her own suitcase, including her (non-toxic) paints, which baby Celeste eats. Once everyone is situated at the campsite, the dog escapes into the lake, requiring India and Cappy to enlist nearby boaters to save him. Night finds the family hungry, cranky and cold, which fosters a mutiny and everyone wants to sleep in the RV. Starring: Catherine Oxenberg, Casper Van Dien   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
11:00 pm		I Married A Princess 	(#109) The Royal Wilderness (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		How Clean is Your House?	The British Are Coming! 	Englishman Karl Daly has moved into the home of his fiancee Sarah Sakimoto, her mom Norma and her brother Matthew. Karl has never lived in such filth, and he's terrified that his British family will come to the US for the wedding and be appalled by his adopted country (and his new relations)! Kim and Aggie are called in to prevent an international incident! Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
11:30 pm		How Clean is Your House?	The British Are Coming! 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S6 E3 - Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary 	Fran discovers that Maxwell still sees her as his children's nanny. Rachel Chagall, Bob Goen, Ann Guilbert, Marji Martin, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Bob Goen, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert, Marji Martin   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S6 E3 - Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S6 E4 - Sara's Parents 	The parents of Maxwell's late wife contest Fran's adopting the children. Diane Baker, Rachal Chagall, George Coe, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Diane Baker, Rachel Chagall, George Coe, Renee Taylor   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S6 E4 - Sara's Parents 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Grand Slam, Thank You Ma'am" 	Suzanne's baseball player ex-husband, Jack Dent, writes in his autobiography that he had more groupie action than all the rock 'n' roll bands in North America, and Suzanne vows revenge. Starring: Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Gregg Henry   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Grand Slam, Thank You Ma'am" 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Book of Memories" 	When a Supreme Court ruling allows the release of a child molester who then ends up murdered, the Division must look beyond the normal realm of the adults who remember being victimized by him. While Stacy and Raina become roommates, Raina struggles with her past when she learns of her father's death. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Amy Jo Johnson, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm   [CC] [TV-14 L] [SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Book of Memories"