Episode 237/Scores

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| || Polar Winter Citrus and Berry Seltzer|| 4|| Lobsters || - || Hand sanitizer, lacking gin
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| 237 || Giggle Sparkle Optimism Love New Year's Flavor|| 3|| Lobsters || - || Interesting nose, bathroom freshener but fizzy, potpourri
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| 237 || Polar Peach Bellini Seltzer||Data-sort-value="0.001"| Ehhh|| Lobsters || - || Ehhh
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| 237 || Cranberry Cider|| 2|| Lobsters || - || Tastes like bladder infection, carbonated candle
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| 237 || Polar Tart Cherry Lime Seltzer|| 5|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Polar Late Harvest Berry Seltzer|| 5|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Boston Chowda Co. Clam Chowdah|| 6|| Lobsters || - || Full of clams
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| 237 || Boston Chowda Co. Lobster Bisque
|| 4|| Lobsters || - || Vaguely fishy
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| 237 || Stoned Wheat Thins
|| 3
|| Lobsters || - Experience New England || No issues with the ingredients, the alternative to matzoh, terrible
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| 237 || Smoked Bluefish Pate
|| 6
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| 237 || Sausage things|| 4|| Lobsters || - || Gluten-free option to cannibalism, texturally problematic
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| 237 || Marshmallow Fluff|| 5|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Sparkling Cider|| 6|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Chutney|| 6|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Wilson Farm's Apple Butter|| 5|| Lobsters || - Experience New England || 
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| 237 || McCray's Curried Butternut Caramel||Data-sort-value="0.001"| Goats
|| Lobsters || - Experience New England || Goats. You wait, you wait, you wait, you wait, you wait, and then goats.
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| 237 || Crispy Anchovies|| 6
|| Lobsters || - || Mojito fish food
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| 237 || White Bean Chips||Data-sort-value="-1000"| F-bomb|| Lobsters || - || Smelled like health food store
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| 237 || Slobber King|| 7|| Lobsters || - || 
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|237
|Beer flavored popping candy
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|Lobsters
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| 237 || bacon flavored popping candy|| 1|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Wasabi popping candy||Data-sort-value="1"| 1!|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Tazo Eggnog chocolate|| 8|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Neko|| 5|| Lobsters || - || Fresh like a urinal cake
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| 237 || Durian chips|| 10|| Lobsters || - || Only durian that didn't send Ursula gagging trying to scrape her tongue off
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| 237 || Wintergreen mints
|| 6|| Lobsters || - || Vick's Vap-O-Rub
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| 237 || Tea|| 6|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Vinegar drink|| 2|| Lobsters || - || Ursula: -1, Kevin: 5
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| 237 || Squid fish jerky|| 5|| Lobsters || - || Seaworld, fibrous
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| 237 || Gummy Lobsters|| 5|| Lobsters || - Experience New England || Tasted like red
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| 237 || Maple candy|| 9|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Salted Caramels|| 8|| Lobsters || - || 
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| 237 || Oreos|| 8|| Lobsters || - || 
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