I Am Furious (Yellow)/Quotes

:Homer: Lousy minor setback! This world sucks! (Turns on radio.)
:Radio Announcer: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the under-padding?
:Homer: I hate them so much!
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:Bart: Why does Danger Dog mean more to me than school or church?
:Geoff Jenkins: Because those things suck!
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:Skinner: Here to tell you about his job is Bart's friend’s dad.
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:Stan Lee: Hold it son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure?
:Database: Ahh, but Batman only fits in my Batmobile.
:Stan Lee: Ha-are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly. (Stuffs The Thing into the Batmobile.) Look he's fitting right now.
:Database: Ahh! You broke my Batmobile!
:Stan Lee: Broke or made it better? (hums Spider Man theme while re-arranging comic books)
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:Stan Lee: Now hold on Comic Book Guy, this boy is still finding his voice.
:Bart: So you’re saying I should keep trying?
:Stan Lee: Absolutely, and if you fail, you can always open a comic book store.
:Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee insulted me! But in Bizarro World, that means he likes me.
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:Stan Lee: Greetings, true believers. [places X-Men comic over a Superman comic]
:Comic Book Guy: Oh! Ooh, my heart is pounding like Thor's hammer on Dr. Doom's titanium-infused face plate!
:Stan Lee: Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?
:Comic Book Guy: The term is courting. Restraining order says no-no, but her eyes say yes-yes. [while stroking a Wonder Woman action figure]
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:Bart: Stan Lee came back?
:Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. I'm starting to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.
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:Homer: (As the Incredible Hulk) RAHHHHHHH! HOMER MAD!!! (Breaks down fence.) RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
:Bart: Thank God his pants stayed on.
:Homer: RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOMER MAD! HOMER SMASH!! GET REVENGE ON WORLD!!!!
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:Lisa: Bart, this is just Dad.
:Bart: Ah, it's a composite character. Your dad, my dad, a little of Maggie's dad...
:Lisa: No, it's just Dad.
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:[At the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant in the cartoon]
:Angry Dad: This job sure is easy. Now to press this button.
:[He presses a red button and the cooling towers explode in a giant cloud]
:Angry Dad: NOT AGAIN!!!!
:[A cartoon version of Mr. Burns shows up]
:Cartoon Mr. Burns: [Voiced by Bart in a deeper voice] Angry Dad, you're fired.
:[Angry Dad's head soon explodes and shows a similar cloud]
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:[Witnessing the rampaging Homer being held down by the police]
:Stan Lee: He can't be the Hulk! I'm the Hulk! (growls and tears up his shirt in an attempt to "Hulk out")
:[Comic Book Guy comes out of the shop, embarrassed at Stan]
:Comic Book Guy: Oh, please. You couldn't even change into Bill Bixby.
:Stan Lee: Come on, dammit, change! (strains some more) Ah, forget it. (strains a little more, before giving up, dejected) I really did it once!
:Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.
:[Comic Book Guy takes Stan back inside; Stan grunts one more time]
:Comic Book Guy: Almost had it there.
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:[Homer is recuperating from his rampage at the hospital]
:Marge: (angrily) Bart, your prank cost $10 million in damages!
:Bart: (dejected) I know, I'm sorry.
:Hibbert: Sorry for what? Saving your father's life? (the Simpsons family are confused) It's true. (shows the boils on Homer's neck) You see, these boils on Homer's neck are pent-up rage. If Bart's trap hadn't set him off, the anger would've overwhelmed his nervous system.
:Marge: You mean I shouldn't punish Bart at all?
:Hibbert: Why, if anything.... he should punish you.
:Marge: Hmmm...... okay......
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