Peppa Meets Bluey

Peppa Meets Bluey is the forty-fifth episode of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show, and the seventh episode of the fifth and final season. It was written by and released on August 1, 2023.
== Transcript == 
[We see the Peppa Pig World playground. All the children are running around and playing and having fun and stuff. The Pig family is also there.]
Peppa Pig Narrator: Peppa and George are at the playground today.
George: Slide! Slide!
Peppa Pig Narrator: It looks like George wants to have a go on the slide.
[George giggles.]
Mummy Pig: Go on then, George.
[George keeps giggling as Mummy Pig helps him up the slide’s steps. George gets to the top, looks down, and starts crying.]
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear. George is scared of heights!
Daddy Pig: Aw, George, stop being such a pussy! It’s just a slide.
Johnny: Hahaha! Chicken, George, you’re just a little chicken!
Peppa Pig Narrator: Johnny and Denny are also at the playground.
Mummy Pig: Wait, you don’t have children! The fuck are you doing here?
Denny: I just like to watch you guys.
Mummy Pig: Oh, okay.
[George continues crying.]
Peppa: Oh, stop it, George! You’re such a baby.
[George keeps crying still.]
Daddy Pig: Ugh, fine. I’ll slide down with you, George.
[Daddy Pig climbs up the steps to the slide and sits George on his lap.]
Peppa: Daddy, the fuck are you doing?! You’re too big for the slide!
Daddy Pig: Don’t be r[censored]d, Peppa! I’m not going to get stuck.
Mummy Pig: She’s right, though. You and your big tummy are going to get stuck!
Daddy Pig: BITCH MY TUMMY IS NOT BIG! AND I’M NOT GOING TO GET STUCK!
Johnny: Well we’ll seeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Daddy Pig: Stand back, everyone! Ready… steady… go!
[Daddy Pig and George go down the slide. Needless to say, Daddy Pig indeed gets stuck.]
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear! Daddy Pig is stuck!
[Everyone laughs at Daddy Pig.]
Daddy Pig: STOP BULLYING ME! IT’S NOT FUNNY!
Peppa: It’s very funny actually, you fatass!
[Suddenly, Bluey and Bingo come along.]
Bluey: (laughs) What’s a fatass?
Peppa: It’s what my daddy is.
[They both laugh.]
Peppa: Do you want to help me push him down?
Bluey: Yes please!
[Peppa, George, and Bluey all go down the slide but get clogged up by Daddy Pig. Bingo then goes down the slide, giving Daddy Pig the final push to go down to the bottom and land on his back. The group then go down the rest of the slide one by one, landing of Daddy Pig’s tummy as if it were a bouncy castle. Everyone laughs.]
Peppa: You should do some exercise, Daddy!
Bingo: Yeah! On like, um… one of those bike things.
[Everyone laughs again.]
Peppa: I haven’t seen you two before.
Bluey: I’m Bluey, and this is my sister Bingo. 
Bingo: My name is Sparkleshot.
Bluey: It’s Bingo. We’re on holiday from Australia.
Peppa: Ooh! We went on holiday to Australia once. Do you know Kylie Kangaroo?
Bluey: I don’t think so. What breed of dog is she?
Peppa: She’s um… she’s a kangaroo.
Bluey: Oh. There’s only dogs where we live.
Peppa: So it’s like a racially segregated town or something?
Bluey: (laughs) You use lots of funny words. 
Peppa: Thanks, bitch.
Bluey: (giggles) Don’t mention it, “bitch”.
Bingo: Bitch! (giggles) What does “bitch” even mean?!
Peppa: I don’t even know, but my mummy and daddy say it all the time!
Bluey: Well, it’s very fun to say, bitch.
Bingo: Bitch!
[They laugh again.]
Bluey: Do you want to be friends… bitch?
Peppa: Of course, bitch!
George: Bitch!
Bingo: Let’s play a game!
Bluey: Oh yeah! What about musical statues?
Bingo: I love musical statues!
Peppa: What the flying FUCK is musical statues?!
Bluey: Ooh! It’s this really fun game with music and you have to dance to the music but then the music will stop and you have to freeze like a statue!
Bingo: We play it all the time!
Bluey: Yeah! And I always win.
Bingo: Well I always come second.
Bluey: Yeah, you’re good at it too, Bingo.
Peppa: That game sounds r[censored]d. 
Bingo: Oh…
Peppa: Can’t we play something good instead, like Fortnite?
George: Fortnite! Fortnite!
Bluey: But our mum says we’re not allowed to play Fortnite!
Bingo: She says it has, um… violins or something.
Bluey: Yeah! And guns! And guns are wrong and very bad.
Peppa: I don’t give a literal shit what your mummy says. I can’t believe you’ve never played Fortnite! It’s the best game ever! Here, get your phones out and I’ll download it for you.
Bluey: Oh… we don’t have phones.
Peppa: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LIVING UNDER AN ACTUAL ROCK?!
Bingo: We have a tablet… at home… that we can use on the weekends…
Bluey: Dad says we can’t have a phone until we’re teenagers. 
Peppa: That’s fucking bullshit! Are you even living if you don’t have a phone?
Bingo: (giggles) Fucking bullshit.
Bandit: (off-screen) Bluey! Bingo! Time to go back to our holiday house!
Bluey: Oh, we have to go now.
Peppa: Bruh.
Bluey: Um… will you be here tomorrow?
Peppa: Uh… sure.
Bluey: Okay! Bye Peppa!
Bingo: Bye Peppa and the other one!
[Bluey and Bingo run off to their dad.]
Peppa: How pathetic…
[Cut to Bluey running into her holiday home. Chilli is in the kitchen making food.]
Bluey: We’re back, mum!
Bingo: Yeah, we’re back!
Chilli: Did you have fun at the park?
Bluey: Yeah! I did the monkey bars and did a skip bar one way and then did a skip bar the other way and then we made a new friend!
Chilli: See? I told you you’d make some new friends on holiday.
Bluey: You’re damn right, motherfucker.
[Chilli drops the food she’s making in shock.]
Chilli: (gasp) BLUEY!!!!!!
Bluey: ‘Sup bitch?!
Chilli: Where in the world did you learn this language?!
Bluey: At the fucking park with my new hoe.
[Bandit and Bingo walk in.]
Bingo: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Chilli: Bandit, did you know about this?
Bandit: Yeah… sorry. They’ve been like this all the way home. I just don’t know what’s gotten into them!
Bluey: Oh shut your bitch-ass mouth up, dad.
Chilli: BLUEY!
Bluey: Did I do that?
Chilli: This behaviour is unacceptable!
Bluey: What behaviour?
Chilli: All these fancy words you’re using!
Bluey: What? They’re just words, bitch.
Chilli: BLUEY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP!
Bingo: Yeah, she told you to stop, you bastard.
Chilli: BINGO!!!!!
[Bingo starts crying and runs off into her holiday bedroom.]
Bluey: Oh now look what you’ve done!
[Cut to the three of them entering Bingo and Bluey’s holiday bedroom. The lights are off and Bingo is curled up on her bed cuddling her dolphin plush “Graydancer”.]
Bandit: …Bingo…?
[Bandit turns the lights on.]
Bandit: Are you okay, kiddo?
Bingo: …why are you angwy at me?
Bandit: Awww. We’re not angry at you, mate. We’re just confused and sad.
Bluey: But why?
Chilli: Because you’ve come home and came out with all these swear words!
Bingo: What’s a swear word?
Bandit: They’re like, um… they’re… well… how do you explain this to a child?
Chilli: Swear words are just words you aren’t supposed to say.
Bluey: Well why not?! Peppa at the playground kept saying them!
Bingo: Yeah… 
Chilli: Is this Peppa your new friend you were talking about?
Bluey: Yeah!
Bandit: Well, she doesn’t sound like a very kind friend.
Bluey: What do you mean?! She was just saying fancy words.
Chilli: But they’re not very nice words, are they?
Bingo: Words can be not nice?
Chilli: Yes, Bingo, and you can hurt people by saying them.
Bandit: Some swear words can make people feel uncomfortable. Others can make people feel bad about themselves.
Bingo: Oh.
Chilli: They’re just… very mean to say. Do you even know what “bitch” means?
Bluey: …well… no…?
Chilli: It means a girl dog.
Bluey: Oh… Peppa was making fun of us for being dogs?
Chilli: I think so, Bluey.
Bluey: Well that’s rude!
Bandit: Well, some people just aren’t nice, you know? Sometimes there’s just not really anything you can do about it.
Bluey: I wouldn’t want to hurt anyone by using mean words.
Bingo: Me too!
Chilli: Do you see now why we shouldn’t say those things?
Bluey and Bingo: Yes, Mum.
Bluey: I promise never to say bitch ever again!
[Pause.]
Bluey: Starting now!
Bandit: That’s my girl!
Bingo: I’m sorry, Mum. I’m sorry, Dad.
Bandit: It’s okay, sweetie. You didn’t know any better. That’s why it’s good to talk about these things.
Bluey: But what about Peppa then? 
Chilli: What do you mean?
Bluey: Do you think she knows that the words she’s saying are bad words?
Bingo: Yeah. She said she learnt them from her parents.
Chilli: Well… I don’t know. 
[Cut back to the Peppa Pig World playground.]
Peppa Pig Narrator: It is the next day. Peppa and George are here at the playground again, waiting for their new friends.
Peppa: UGH! IT’S BEEN A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR! WHERE THE HELL ARE THERE?!
[Pan over to Bluey and Bingo in their granny outfits, slowly walking towards Peppa and George.]
Janet: HERE COMES THE GRANNIES!
Peppa: BLUEY?! 
Janet: Bluey? Who is this Bluey? I’m Rita.
Rita: And I’m Janet.
Peppa: The fuck are you two tarts on?
Janet: How about a lovely drive to the shops?
Rita: Okay, Janet.
[The two get into one of those Little Tikes cars and start riding towards Peppa and George.]
Peppa: What are you-
[Bluey and Bingo run over Peppa and George.]
Janet: Lovely day for a drive, wouldn’t you say, Rita?
Rita: Sure is, Janet.
[The two keep driving, running over everything in their path. The two eventually crash into a sandbox and laugh.]
Janet: Nice parking spot, Rita.
Rita: Thanks, Janet.
[The two giggle and start flossing. Peppa and George just stare in confusion.]
Peppa: I… I actually have no words.
[Bandit approaches Daddy Pig.]
Bandit: Hey, um… are you the father of Peppa and George?
Daddy Pig: Uh… yes? Why?
Bandit: Listen… could we have a chat? Father-to-father?
Daddy Pig: Eh? What?
[Cut to Mummy Pig and Daddy Pg sat down together at their kitchen table.]
Daddy Pig: Listen, Mummy Pig! They’re our children, they look up to us. And they’ve been copying the way we’ve been acting. And it’s spreading to the other children like wildfire!
Mummy Pig: I… I mean… I guess we have been a bit rude to each other recently.
Daddy Pig: A lot, actually. I mean cheating on you with Mummy Sheep is more than a bit rude, I’d say.
Mummy Pig: True… And it was also more than a bit rude of me for kicking you out for like a year even though I had also been cheating on you with Mr. Bull…
Daddy Pig: Hm…
Mummy Pig: What?
Daddy Pig: I think I know what I have to do.
Mummy Pig: What?
[Daddy Pig whips out a ukelele.]
Daddy Pig: TA-DA!
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear. Daddy Pig is going to make an apology video.
Mummy Pig: …maybe don’t use the ukelele.
Daddy Pig: Yeah… you’re probably right.
[Cut to Daddy Pig recording the video on his phone.]
Daddy Pig: (addressing the camera) Hey, everyone, it's Daddy Pig. I wanted to talk about something important today. Recently, I've realized that I've said some very mean and hurtful things about certain communities, like the LGBTQ+ community. I've been ignorant and prejudiced, and I want to apologize. I understand now that it's crucial to respect and accept people for who they are. We should all be kind and understanding, no matter our differences. I'm truly sorry for the hurtful things I've said, and I promise to do better.
[Cut to SpongeBob watching the video at The Krusty Krab.]
SpongeBob: (smiling) Aw, this is really nice of him. Admitting when you're wrong takes courage.
[Cut to Bandit and Chilli watching the video.]
Bandit: Babe, look at this! He’s making one of those apology things!
Daddy Pig: (on Bandit’s phone) From now on, I'm going to educate myself. I want to set a better example for my family and friends, including you all. We can all grow and change for the better.
Chilli: Aww… do you think he means this?
Bandit: Ehhh… probably not. But it’s a good first step maybe.
Chilli: Yeah…
[Fin.]
[NOTE: ChatGPT wrote the apology video.]
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