Part One

Part One is the first and hopefully not last episode of SBFW Sims
==Somewhat important details to know about==
* Vanessa is a vampire.
* Yvonne is a spellcaster.
* There are a bunch of mods installed.
==Plot==
The SBFW household moves into their house. Upon me building the house, one of Aidan's wants is fulfilled and he becomes happy. I do not know what this want was.
I left and rejoined briefly, and when I came back, some cocaine-related news article came up on screen. I don't know what that was all about, but good to know.
And so, the game begins. Everyone heads inside, with Aidan going upstairs to use the GameCube while Vanessa and Jess play on the Nintendo 64. Yvonne and Aaron, however, did not go inside and were just standing outside for some reason. Then they decided to have a conversation. Also, Aidan decides he actually doesn't want to use the GameCube and just stands on the stairwell.
Yvonne and Aaron's conversation (I think it was about medicine) comes to an end and they both finally go inside. I decide that Aidan should be the one to get a job and I make him a video game streamer. Yvonne then gets a text from some person I don't know asking her if she has gone to Batuu. I decline.
Immediately, Aidan gets his first work assignment: do a live stream. I accept. Also Jess decides she doesn't want to play with Vanessa anymore and decides to talk to Aaron. Oh, wait, nevermind, she's going to play on the Nintendo 64 again… but Vanessa decides to talk to Yvonne instead. Aidan goes to do his live stream, and downstairs, Aaron decides that he wants to socialize with the television. Jess and Vanessa do not notice this, or maybe they just ignored him. Jess, Vanessa, and Yvonne's conversation seems to go pretty well, but Aaron listens to music rather than talking to them.
It is at this moment that the game decides to do the shitfest that is the welcome wagon. Travis Scott (not the rapper) is the one who welcomes the lot to the neighborhood, but… nobody opens the door. It must be some very interesting conversation that they are having. Yvonne even begins to dance to the music that is currently playing, making it clear that nobody in the house gives a shit about the neighbors who are welcoming them. Aidan finally finishes his stream, earning the household a whopping 10 Simoleons and getting 4 followers. He then orders a pack of cannabis seeds. Oh, and in case you forgot, the neighbors are still outside.
Aaron finally decides to bite the bullet and goes outside, but he doesn't invite anyone in. I try to get Aaron to steal Travis's money, but I think it failed, because Travis gives him a stern talking to, which causes Aaron to get embarrassed. In response, I made Aaron kick him in the balls, which made him feel confident, so all's well that ends well. Also the welcome wagon's over, thank the Lord. Everyone else goes outside to… gasp at Aaron for kicking that guy in the balls, I guess. He doesn't care though, and he goes back inside to listen to some more music. In case you're wondering, Aidan is still upstairs gaming.
Aaron then intimidates literally nobody (he did the animation but he wasn't facing anyone) as everyone else goes back inside. Aaron and Yvonne seem to have a shared interest in talking to absolutely no one, because they both begin to do that and they both don't seem to have any interest in speaking to one another. Eventually Vanessa gets to him and begins a conversation, apparently forgetting all about the fact that Aaron kicked someone in the crotch. I decide to make Aidan invite a shaman over to spice things up a little. Boy was that a mistake…
He arrives within seconds. Aidan takes the ayahuasca that the shaman delivered and drinks it, but not before having a long, lengthy discussion with the shaman. Aaron's embarrassment seems to overpower his confidence, as he goes upstairs to hide under the covers of one of the beds. Once Aidan drinks the ayahuasca, he gets an uncomfortable moodlet because he did not like the taste. His high-maintenance trait kicks in, resulting in him becoming very angry, so he goes to the bathroom to calm down with the mirror.
Aaron's embarrassment finally tides over and goes down to the bathroom to pee like a champion. Yvonne cleans up the empty cup of ayahuasca, and speaking of the ayahuasca, Aidan is tripping from it (that is actually what the moodlet said) and begins to play on the Nintendo 64, oh wait nevermind he's going to dance with the shaman. Yeah he's still here. He also gave us an inspirational quote or something. Vanessa also asks Jess (yeah remember them?) if they can drink her plasma (they're a vampire in case you forgot), but Jess declines, telling her to "keep those fangs away from me!" I think she's racist towards vampires. Jess then goes to the bathroom but walks in on Aaron pooping, quite possibly scarring her for life. Maybe I should have added another bathroom.
Back to Aidan, he has an urge to "close his eyes and drift away", so he does. He feels as if he's being pulled out of his body and into another realm, and a presence of a benevolent entity appears who telepathically communicates that she wishes to guide Aidan around this astral place. He follows the entity. Oh also the shaman finally left. Anyway, back to Aidan. He feels as if he bathed under a waterfall of euphoric emotion and a smell of vomit fills the air. OK…
A purple pill appears in front of him and the entity says that if he wants to vomit, all he needs to do is eat the pill. I don't know why he would want to vomit, but he takes the pill. An overwhelming urge to throw up takes hold. He opens his eyes and… doesn't throw up. But he does decide that he'd rather stare at a painting in the bathroom than talk to Vanessa.
Aaron is in the kitchen making mac and cheese while everyone else is dancing and– oh, the shaman didn't leave, he's in the bathroom. I'll show him. Vanessa, use SMALL DRINK!
Aaron thankfully doesn't burn the house down, but he only made enough mac and cheese for himself, so we're not in the clear. Everyone else is still dancing and, oh hey, looks like Vanessa finished drinking him. He still doesn't leave though, and he gives us another inspirational quote. That's great dude but please leave, we are in the middle of something very important. Also I guess Yvonne's just the maid now because she cleans both Aaron's plate and a plate of cold cuts that Jess got from the fridge. Then Jess, Aaron, Aidan (who is still high) and the shaman have a nice discussion while Vanessa and Yvonne are in the bathroom.
Well I have had enough of this shaman interrupting our close warm family times so I make Aidan kidnap him. They are now both in a cave and the shaman pleads for freedom. Then he falls over as Aidan laughs to himself. I guess the shaman doesn't mind being kidnapped all that much because he has a conversation with Aidan. The latter then phones the shaman's family member(s), asking for $5000 to release him. The money arrives immediately, but then two family members arrive. I receive another $25,000, which is nice, but they already gave me the money I asked for. Nevertheless, the shaman is free and Aidan celebrates despite him being the one who kidnapped the shaman in the first place. Aidan then goes back home after getting rid of the shaman and earning $30,000, a real win-win.
Nothing interesting is happening when Aidan returns, though. Aaron's dancing again, Vanessa's on the GameCube, Jess is watching TV and Yvonne is standing idly. Aidan and Yvonne then dance along with Aaron. After a while, Aaron goes to sleep, and Jess goes to grill some pollo de la brasa outside, whatever that is. A notification comes up saying a lot of Social Bunny-worthy things happened to Aidan today. I suppose kidnapping someone really is Social Bunny-worthy. Oh, Jess finished grilling. Vanessa then stretches and that is enough for her to decide that she likes fitness. Aidan goes to play with the Nintendo 64 and, hey, would you look at that, he's finally starting to sober up. Everyone but Vanessa goes to sleep (she's a vampire so she's probably nocturnal or something), who goes outside to drink the plasma of some B-lister. After their drink, I get them to sleep. What an eventful day.
Nevermind, I guess. Vanessa gets a call from another vampire who "welcomes you to our family". She discovers vampire lore or something and gets a few plasma packs. That's cool and all but I get them to go back to bed. The game then tells me that they should seek post-secondary education. The game seems to really like Vanessa. This is further reaffirmed by Vanessa getting up at 4 AM. They go to dance (what else is new?) and when the clock strikes 6, Aidan also gets up and OH MY GOD he has facial hair.
After a short trip to Create-A-Sim to fix this, Aidan goes to eat the pollo a la brasa that Jess grilled the other day. Vanessa stops dancing and plays on the Nintendo 64. I swear these Sims only do two things. Everyone else wakes up as well to eat and piss, both of which are things Vanessa doesn't have to do, by the way. Oh look, the pollo a la brasa just spoiled, thrilling! Now Aaron is going to shower in the rain despite there clearly being a shower in the bathroom. Despite him already being naked, he puts some clothes on to shower, likely because there is a child right outside the house. Jess is still hungry, so she goes to grill some tofu dogs… in the rain. The child eventually fucks off, allowing Aaron to strip. Problem is, he just finished his shower, so now he's going inside in the nude… Aidan and Vanessa understandably reply in shock, but Aaron doesn't give a shit, he just wants to watch TV.
Jess finishes her tofu dogs, which are somehow of excellent quality despite her grilling them in the rain. Yvonne goes to take out the trash– wait, nevermind, she just left it on the floor so she could see what was happening. Everyone once again notices Aaron's lack of clothes, but then proceeds to carry on business as usual. Jess washes her dish in the bathroom, something everyone has done despite there clearly being a sink in the kitchen.
THE MAIL'S HERE! Must be the cannabis seeds Aidan ordered. Aidan plants one of them right next to the grill and then travels to the gym to fulfill his next work assignment: cross promote at a venue. Another 10 Simoleons earned.
Kidnapping the shaman made us more money. Maybe I should just make him a full-time kidnapper to pay our bills.
Anyways, Aidan goes back home and waters the weed plant. Vanessa complains about the trash Yvonne left on the floor, but she doesn't do anything about it. Aidan does, though. He takes the trash and… throws it in the kitchen garbage bin. Real smart. He then takes it out again and throws it away at the one outside. Aaron still hasn't put any clothes on despite everyone's shock. Aidan goes to buy from a tobacco dispenser that is upstairs, but is rudely interrupted by a call from the shaman, who asks Aidan if he should get to know Bjorn Bjergsen better as a person. I tell him to figure it out for himself. Aidan then buys a couple of cigarettes and vapes, enough for everyone.
Looks like Yvonne's gonna pull an Aaron and shower in the rain as well. Everyone except for her has a cigarette. Birds of a feather smoke together. Once Yvonne finishes showering she too has a cigarette. Everyone is "not feeling too hot after smoking". What a bunch of pussies. Aaron goes to shower in the rain again, this time in the nude as he should be. Aidan, who is having the "worst day ever" (remember that high-maintenance thing I mentioned earlier? That's what this is), kicks over the garbage can and goes back inside to shower. Aidan then gets an ominous call from someone who says that the number 6 will be very important to him in the next 24 hours, however this was just a prank call and now he's extra mad. He takes a cold shower to calm himself down while everyone else has a nice conversation. Jess goes to pick up the garbage can, with Aidan following and complaining about the garbage on the floor (which poured out of the can after he kicked it over). He throws it away in the outdoor can this time and goes upstairs to play video games. Outside, an elder is frantically running. I am not sure from what though.
I am now becoming very desperate for something to write about so I get Travis to come back so Aaron can do a little bit of trolling. They both go to the kitchen and Aaron strangles him. Nobody else in the house knows this because they're too busy dancing, except for Aidan who is going to kick the trash again. Aaron goes to dance as if nothing happened while the Grim Reaper unsuspiciously heads to the kitchen. Jess has also noticed the trash can has been knocked over again, and dumps the trash in the living room like Yvonne had done. Oh, and remember when I said nobody noticed? That was a little bit of a lie, because everyone has a terrified moodlet, except for Aaron obviously. Yvonne is kind enough to dump the trash in… the kitchen bin, and Aaron comes back to put the urn in his inventory. Yvonne goes to shower in the rain again and the Grim Reaper is kind enough to set the trash can back upright. Vanessa throws the trash from the kitchen back in the outdoors bin. Apart from the recent murder, everything seems normal.
Everyone apart from Aidan is outside now for some reason. The Grim Reaper finally leaves and Aidan, still incredibly pissed, goes to troll teh forums. I use some of the money he got from kidnapping the shaman to change out some of our appliances for better ones and add a dance floor since everyone likes to dance so much. Aaron goes to shower in the rain again. Also the game glitched and it says Aidan is having a conversation with Travis's ghost. If Travis's ghost even exists, he is not on the lot.
Then I, uh, suffered a power outage and lost everything after the cocaine news article.
I hate the Sims sometimes.
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