EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Lunari VS Corta

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
CORTA THE CARDINAL
VS
LUNARI THE ECHIDNA
BEGIN!
==Corta's First Turn==
"Techniquelly, we already battled once before".
"But that was with our boyfriends, now you're all alone".
<throws a rock at the sleeping Lunari>
"I'm not dependent on my man for anything".
"Without Nick, your team can't do anything".
"On my own, I can whoop your ass from here to Europe".
"And your friends will watch as I deliver a victory lay-up".
"You can't beat me Lunari, I hope it's understood".
"Go back to your friends and get the fuck outta our neighborhood".
==Lunari's First Turn==
"Really"? "How dare you disturb me while I'm napping".
"It's even more unnerving that you did it for rapping".
"But I'm not scared"."I don't believe in defeat".
"And I don't believe that hair"!
"You walk all up in OUR place, acting like you own it".
"You couldn't even pay the taxes for it".
"BTW, where's your money"?
"You still wear the same clothes, that's not funny".
"Your whole team is the same".
"All of you are so stupid, you could get hit by a train".
"We could go all up in your grill and still own you".
"Acting like your living gods, just like Carbunkle".
==Corta's Second Turn==
"Is that the best you got"?
"It's not enough".
"I'll put a gun in your mouth and fire up".
"I can fly, you can't dance".
"I'm SO much better than you, I don't even need pants".
"You're so fucking weak, you're a disgrace to Mobians".
"I'd kill you, but then you'll be closer to your island". (Angel Island you say?)
==Lunari's Second Turn==
"You know what"? "FUCK OFF"!
"I'm tired of this battle, and your shenanigans too".
"I'll beat your whole team's ass, Ion too".
"You can't touch me, even on my worst day".
"In the words of Vuxo, I'm gonna make you pay".
"One after another, I'll beat you all".
"Like all assholes, you eventually fall".
"Now that I kicked your ass, I can go and grab a Twix".
"And then I'll become the Chaos to your team, bitch". (What did Chaos do to the echidnas?)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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