Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 14a: Dancing Dilemma

== Transcript ==
(Title and episode production credits appears. We zoom into the window of the Magistrate's study, where Tai-Tai is looking out through a telescope)
Tai-Tai: And to think I was the only girl in my old school in Ürümqi that wasn't born in China. I was born in Bát Tràng, in my parents' home country of Vietnam. Let's see what the other cats are up to.
(Zoom over to the alleyway, where Nai-Nai is watching Sagwa, Dongwa, Sheegwa, Siao-Po, Hun-Hun, and Jet-Jet play. We cut to Nai-Nai standing.)
Nai-Nai: I wonder what the Magistrate is up to today?
(Cut to Jet-Jet stopping in front of Nai-Nai)
Jet-Jet: He's probably being his usual moronic self again.
(Zoom over to the village square, where the Magistrate is delivering a speech)
The Foolish Magistrate: My three daughters Ba-Do, Luk-Do, and Huang-Do will be participating in a big dance competition in Basel, Switzerland, at the St. Jakob Park stadium! This competition will be held to promote world peace and love to everyone on earth!
(Cut to Tai-Tai looking through the telescope)
Tai-Tai: Aaaaauugh! My husband is sending our lotus flower daughters to the land of peace! And hippies! And people China won't allow! And peaceful hippies that China won't allow!
(Cut to Tai-Tai walking away from the telescope)
Tai-Tai: They're gonna turn everywhere from here to New York City into a disco!
(Tai-Tai strikes a disco pose while corny disco music plays in the background)
Tai-Tai: (gets out of pose) Oh no!
(Tai-Tai runs over to the telescope. Cut to view from telescope of the village)
Tai-Tai: Where is my wind-up Tai-Tai clone?
(Cut to a wind-up Tai-Tai clone walking towards The Foolish Magistrate at the stage in the square)
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