Ashley and Red/Quotes/WarioWare: Touched!

== Ashley ==
* I'm Ashley, and I hope you find my microgames a Total Drag. Good luck trying not to embarrass yourself! (There's no way you'll ever, ever, EVER score over 30 points! Ever.)
* Just drag stuff. Even you can do that.
* Everyone loves me 'cause I've got a bewitching personality!
== Red ==
* "What's up? People call me Red. Well, at least my friend Ashley does. She's a pretty wicked sorcerer. We live in this big creepy mansion. While Ashley's brewing up potions and studying spells, I spend most of my time hanging out, collecting ingredients for Ashley, and poking stuff with my pitchfork."
Category:Character quotes