Adron Knights

The Adron Knights are a protagonist party that appears in: Kingtangapolo.
An army of soldier and knights from a diverse and varying degree of abilities and backgrounds fighting to take back the land of Adron.
== Synopsis ==
=== History ===
Prince Xander would one day be told by his father, King Zangfa, that he would need to create a team of tacticians in case a calamity approached and doomed the land of Adron, so he set a personal mission to recruit any people he deemed worthy of being an Adron Knight.
=== Borrorish's Backstory ===
Main Article - Borrorish
Borrorish made his way to Adron and confronted the royal family, who had a secret relation with through Princess Elise, but he soon realised that if he could usurp the throne, he'd be able to become more powerful than ever before and finally get true revenge on his mother by ruining everything around her, as a result, he volunteered to join his uncle's team of tactician friends.
=== Urmok-Bill Orctribe's Backstory ===
Main Article - Urmok-Bill Orctribe
Urmok-Bill Orctribe had fled his home in search of an army that would fight wars with purpose and meaning, so when he was at some point conscripted into the army of Adron, he joined and met with Prince Xander, who promoted him into his team of tacticians.
=== Stewart Azazel's Backstory ===
Main Article - Stewart Azazel
After several reports of vampire attacks in a region of Adron, Prince Xander took his trusty team of tacticians to their lair and battled with them. Azazel hid from the fight and convinced them that he was in fact a good vampire, then agreed to join the party.
=== Speedy Dragon's Backstory ===
Main Article - Speedy Dragon
After trying to kill Princess Elise of Adron, Speedy Dragon was imprisoned alone. Prince Xander took pity on the strange man and somehow saw something in him that was appealing, then hired him to be apart of his team of tacticians, whilst still being a political prisoner.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 0: Prologue ===
King Zangfa ordered Xander to take his mother to an abandoned secret exit in the castle to allow her to escape safely, during the castle siege from Yuchanea, so he promptly took his trusty tactician friends for assistance with the task. When the group finally got to the exit, they found that it had broke without maintenance. Xander tried to quickly think of an alternative escape route, but his mother, Queen Wulow, sacrificed herself by using her magic to teleport Xander and his allies away from Adron altogether.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 1: The Journey Begins ===
Queen Wulow had used the last of her power to teleport Xander and his companions to Gubby, a small country just west of Adron, where they hid for a week formulating a plan to reclaim their country. The party came to the shared conclusion that they won't be able to defeat the Yuchanean Army on their own and they'd need sufficient help, so they went to Highland Springs, the capital city, in search for the kings help. As they entered the found a peculiar dog with a knife in its mouth with a strange emblem on the bottom. Urmok-Bill Orctribe recognised the emblem on the bottom and informed the rest of the party that it belonged to a legendary thief that, in many reports, was said to have a trusty canine companion. Prince Xander seemingly saw use in the dog, so he allowed it join his party under the supervision of Azazel, who convinced the dog it was a vampire. They then went into a nearby armoury, where they found a small dwarf man reaching for a battleaxe that was just a bit too high up for him. Feeling incredibly malicious, Speedy took the greataxe and held it above the dwarf, mocking him, then asked Borrorish to hold his head down as he tried "something", to which he complied. Speedy then kicked the dwarf so hard he bursted out the roof of the tavern and landed just outside, completely crippled. Urmok-Bill looted the body and found a greataxe and a light hammer, both of which were useless to him, so he gave the greataxe to Borrorish and the light hammer to Azazel, convincing him that it was actually a flute, dubbing it the Flute Hammer. Xander then lead the team into a tavern, where they found a blind old guy wearing a nice pair of leather shoes. Almost instantly, Borrorish rushed towards the man and demanded his shoes. Clearly intimidated, the man took his boots off and handed them over to the half-orc. The rest of the party came into the tavern and approached the man, now unaware that Borrorish was apart of them. Prince Xander then asked him if he knew anyone who could join his army, to which the blind man said "I'm a natural born fighter!" and offered to join if he was paid sufficiently. Borrorish gave him one shoe and Urmok-Bill gave him part of a broken blade and put them both on his feet then happily joined them. Finally, the party approached the castle and met with Marco Forsyth, the soldier guarding the doors at the time. Azazel grabbed the back of his head and leaned into his ear and said, "mate, you're a vampire." Forsyth then seemingly had a great epiphany and joined the Adron Knights' cause. They entered the castle and spoke with King Mikropenis, asking him for spare soldiers so that they could go onto reclaim Adron. Though Mikropenis was a definite ally to Zangfa, during his rule, he was unable to spare any soldiers. Suddenly, a loud crash was heard from outside, so everyone went to the balcony to inspect and they found a group of bandits approaching the castle. Prince Xander had everyone move out and take positions in the city and King Mikropenis assembled his best three warriors to join Xander's men. Borrorish and Azazel rushed to the front gates and hid in nearby trees: Speedy Dragon and Sugma Bolls stayed with the king: everyone else hid in building in the town, awaiting the arrival of the bandits. Borrorish layed down a puddle of acid, then demanded the gates be opened. A single bandit charged through and stood in the puddle and instantly died from an onslaught of attacks. Seeing this, the rest of the enemies attempted to climb over the walls, but were being shot at by Urmok-Bill and Don Cheadle. One ruffian managed to get over the wall on the left side, but Borrorish set the forest on that side alight, burning the bandit alive. Meanwhile, Stewart Azazel had turned into a bird and flown over the army undetected and landed behind the chief of the crew, Kairen. Azazel tried to burst the water in his body out of him to instantly kill him, but the spell failed and he was left out in the open. Kairen then took out his mighty greatsword and swung it down Stewart, but he was able to dodge, but the sword left a giant crater in the ground through immense power alone. Azazel called Boner over to distract Kairen, while he turned into a flea and tried to enter Kairen's asshole. Inside Kairen's ass, Azazel started to transmogrify into what he believed a bear looked like (according to Xander's description of one), which turned out to be a bear-sized mole. In the meantime, a couple of bandits managed to get over the wall and the acid puddle had soon dried up, so Borrorish rushed over to the gate again and tried to stop a bandit from entering, but ended up getting hit. Luckily, Xander was nearby, so he was able to heal Borrorish, then demanded he go back to his position, but when he left, Xander was critically hit and was left mortally wounded. After helping Urmok-Bill take out a bandit, Erik Villa moved over to kill the bandit near Prince Xander, while he stabilised himself. Finally Don Cheadle, Ming Mong, Marco Forsyth and Boner worked together to defeat two last bandits who made it over the wall in a forest. After the battle, King Mikropenis thanked the Adron Knights for their bravery and had Sugma Bolls, Ming Mong, and Don Cheadle fully join them. Stewart Azazel then convinced Mikropenis that he was a vampire too, but had not anticipated he would jump off the balcony to turn into a bat, as a result Mikropenis II was crowned the new king and the Adron Knights set off to Adron again.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 2: Rival Factions ===
The Adron Knights were on their travels, nearing the border of Gubby and Valm. They passed Vtoroy, where they planned to stay the night and restock on supplies and rest for the night. Everyone went out to help support the army, so Speedy Dragon, Stewart Azazel, Borrorish, and Urmok-Bill Orctribe, with nothing to do, went into the bar to get a well-deserved drink. Urmok-Bill passed a man using a dual screened device, only to find it was Reggie Fils-Aimé playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on his Nintendo 3DS. The two began talking and they recruited him into the army. Azazel then met with a young woman, Ping, who was playing table tennis by herself (by running to each end of the table to hit the ball). The two had played a match together, with Azazel turning out victorious, so Ping demanded she join the Adron Knights, so that she could try beat him again. Tired from the journey, Borrorish entered the bathroom to alleviate himself, only to find Hanneman there, a scholar researching fecal matters, who asked him to defecate right in front of him. Borrorish complied since he was there to do that anyway. Astonishingly, GP2 was lodged in his feces. Hanneman explained that he had a theory that if one concentrated hard enough, they could "shit for platinum", so he joined the Adron Knights to further study Borrorish's fecal matters. The party exited the bar, then Azazel went to a nearby african american smiths in hopes of purchasing a light crossbow. His search was fruitful and he found one for GP25, but the seller explained to Stewart that he may very well need it as the nearby red and yellow factions have been causing more of a ruckus than usual, and aim to make this location their next battlefield. Azazel thanked the african american smith for the information, before returning to the inn with the others to sleep for the night. The party were all awoken by the trumpets of battle, so they all rushed out to investigate. Stewart took Xander, Speedy, Borrorish, and Urmok-Bill to the african american smiths and asked the Jim Henson Man to re-explain the current situation to them. Xander asked him for his aid if he could spare it, and so they moved out for battle at once. When they exited the town, they saw two armies marching up towards each other. Stewart Azazel swam across the river to take off his white under-shirt and use it as a white flag to surrender, as each faction thought that the Adron Knights were backup for the other team. Only the yellow faction noticed, and after a brief discussion about the Geneva conventions, a soldier was sent out to discuss terms with him. Azazel explained that he and his allies were a third party that had nothing to do with the battle, he also enquired as to why the two were fighting. The soldier then sang the song Harley's Poo Yeah, which was a brief summary of the battle. Stewart barely understood what that meant, and tried to interpret the song. From what he had gathered, the yellow faction seemed to like the song, but the red faction didn't, so he returned to Xander, explaining that they should ally with the yellow faction. Battle finally ensued and Borrorish took Boner and Don Cheadle to secure the only bridge to cross the river to the town they were just in to protect it, while Urmok-Bill led an advance across the river. They startled the red faction and quickly surrounded them, swiping through their forces quite easily. The leader of the red faction, fearing for the lives of his men, order that everyone retreat, while he stayed behind to give them more time. He charged at the Adron Knights alone, prepared to die, only to be slept by Borrorish. They took him to a nearby forest and then interrogated him, when he finally awoke. They asked why he was fighting the yellow faction to begin with. Daikon pondered and replied with simply his father, knowing no other explanation. Stewart Azazel took pity on Bailey and asked him if he knew the legend of the vampire, so he retold the story of how his father died during battle against them, then Azazel proceeded to convince Daikon that he was now a vampire. Speedy then sung Harley's Poo Yeah to him, causing Daikon to realise that the song was alright actually, but then Juniper arrived onto and congratulated the party for capturing Daikon only to stab him with her sword. Angered Stewart Azazel used an illusion to make it look like he was flying in the air and then hissed at her. She laughed at Stewart's "funny little trick", then returned to her camp to retrieve a reward for the party. Barely clinging to life, Daikon was recruited, and with two of his subordinates, they set off for Valm.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 3: Halloween 2019 ===
After a long 15 days, the Adron Knights made it into Valm and stopped by a town to hopefully settle for the night, only to find it completely desolate. Xander, Borrorish, Speedy Dragon, Stewart Azazel, and Urmok-Bill Orctribe had a search around and found a costume store in the village, so they went in to see if anyone was there, only to find noone, but they did find costumes up for the taking, so they got dressed up. Xander was a chocolate raisin, Borrorish was the Easter Bunny, Speedy was Homer Simpson, Azazel was Nosferatu, and Urmok-Bill found a badger fursuit, which he didn't wear, but did carry. They exited in their costumes then went to the nearby church, only to find Jackurai Sam, a foreign man on a quest of his own to find an old lady who could help him enchant his 'transmute sword'. Xander allowed him into the army as a member, in hopes that he may find this old woman, while with them. Meanwhile, Stewart Azazel prayed to Muck Fish in hopes that he may cure himself of his sins, then jumped up and told his vampire followers that he's not a vampire anymore, because of divine intervention, so Forsyth asked if he wanted to be one and again and he said 'sure mate, why not?', so he actually bit him, but nothing really happened, because none of them were actually vampires. They left the church and Urmok-Bill, Xander, and Speedy Dragon entered a tavern, where they saw a man passed out on the table. Orctribe went over with two cymbals he picked up from a nearby drum-kit and banged them above him, instantly waking him up. The man revealed that his name was JaCrispy the III, a former IRA member, who recognised Speedy. Xander then just decided to let him into the army, since Speedy was in it anyway. When Xander stepped out he looked over the hill and saw a castle with flashing lights, so he turned in the opposite direction and walked off with Stewart and Jackurai only to find an old woman. The old woman said hello, but Sam interrupted her and asked if she'd enchant his little weapon, then she said she only handles big weapons, so he attacked her. After killing her, he put her on his back and followed Speedy, who ran to the lights at the castle, hoping it was some sort of rave, but JaCrispy mentioned that it was a fancy dress party, so everyone, who didn't have a costume went to get one. When they arrived at the castle, Jackurai Sam realised that he didn't have a costume on, so he went to the top of the stairs and shouted 'is anyone dressed as Harry Hill?' One guy put his hand up and said 'yes, I am dressed as Harry Hill from Harry Hill's TV Burp!', so Sam invited him into a closet, where he tried to attack him with his javelin, only to miss, so the Harry Hill guy tried to punch, but missed as well, so he tried to strike again and hit him pretty hard. Not wanting to die, the Harry Hill guy just gave him the costume and stayed in the closet chugging a chug jug. Xander realised that he needed to do his weekly shit, so he went to the toilet and tried to poop on the floor for a little funny, but was unable to and just started crying on the toilet. Borrorish, then pissed in the drinks and put weed in it. Speedy Dragon then approached a group of men dressed as zombies, with one guy dressed in Michael Jackson's Thriller outfit, with his cock out, and they said 'sure whatever' and proceeded to go into a human centipede position together, with Speedy second to last in the line. Urmok-Bill Orctribe then went to the karaoke station and sung Bob Marley's No Woman No Cry. While 'just vibing' at the party, Stewart saw the noblewoman, who was a refined lady of 50, so he went to the top of the stairs and shouted 'is anyone dressed as Harry Hill?' Jackurai Sam put his hand up and said 'yes, I am dressed as Harry Hill from Harry Hill's TV Burp!', so Azazel invited him into a closet and Sam just took his clothes off saying, 'yeah dude, I can't really be bothered fighting you for this.' Azazel came back downstairs and tried to seduce the noblewoman, but got kicked in the balls. Bored, Borrorish went over to Urmok-Bill and sang a duet with him, while Azazel went to the top of the stairs and shouted 'is anyone dressed as Paddy McGuinness?' Two guys put their hands up and said 'yes, I am dressed as Paddy McGuinness from Take Me Out!', so he invited them into a closet and told them to take off their clothes, which they did, leaving four men in the closet chugging chug jugs, but Jackurai Sam decided to just follow him out this time, so they used their combined powers to entice the noblewoman into watching all seasons of Take Me Out with them, which they started to do, until Sam tried to stab her with his javelin, she screamed, so Stewart tried to shoot her with his crossbow, and he missed, hitting Sam. The noblewoman ran out of the room screaming, so they pursued her shooting at her, causing her to crash through the stairs onto the dancefloor. They went down as everyone just watched them come down and drag her body up the stairs. In the commotion, Urmok-Bill just continued singing, while she kept screaming. To shut her up Sam jammed his thumbs into her eyes, killing her. Two guards rushed in and tackled the pair and prepared to handcuff them, but Forsyth ran up and tackled one of the guards, but Stewart told him to just go back to the dancefloor. Borrorish proceeded to then aim his acid splash at a chandelier above the dancefloor as a distraction, but it didn't go high enough and just fell on Forsyth's face, burning it off near completely. Startled, the guards loosened their grip on the pair, so Sam seized the opportunity and convinced everyone that it was just an elaborate prank and started making the noblewoman dance like a puppet. Her husband came over laughing, saying 'good prank honey, it was quite scary', but she suddenly bit into his throat and revealed that she had turned into a zombie. Then many of the guests started turning into zombies, so the Adron Knights took action and started fighting the monsters. Suddenly, a pale woman in all black smashed through the windows above and slashed through a group of zombies to get upstairs and head towards the noblewoman's bedroom. Curious, Stewart pursued, while Jackurai Sam checked up on his dead old lady, only to find everyone in there had turned into zombies, and that her old lady was gone. He asked the other zombies if they'd seen her, but they just groaned, so he just closed the door. Meanwhile, everyone in Speedy Dragon's centipede had turned into a zombie, except for him and the guy behind him, so he took his head out and the lad in him started running upstairs, as it was the safest option. Urmok-Bill and Borrorish decided to continue singing, but when it got too rowdy, Borrorish cast dancing lights over the dancefloor, distracting a majority of the zombies, as they went up the stairs to help the others out. Xander stopped crying and decided to come out the bathroom, and saw Urmok-Bill and Borrorish run up the stairs as zombies were dancing on the dancefloor, so he followed them. Sam went to the noblewoman's bedroom with Stewart, only to find his dead old lady was actually a vampire and was strangling the pale woman in black, so Stewart tried to fill the room up with water, but was only able to created a small puddle. Noticing them, the old lady threw the pale woman at Jackurai, causing him to faint, then punched Azazel in the gut. Urmok-Bill peered through the door and asked her what she's doing and if she wanted to go dance. She was persuaded well-enough and followed him, only to be hit on the head by Borrorish, then cut in half with Xander's sword which was coated with garlic, causing her to melt instantly. Victorious the party walked out and found that Forsyth had led an attack, killing the majority of zombies, which Stewart scolded him for, since he should've been able to kill them all as a true leader of the vampires, but the old lady crawled behind him and bit him on the neck with her dying breath, causing him to spasm on the floor. Forsyth chuckled and said, 'gee. It sure is a good thing you're already a vampire, otherwise that could've probably killed you.'
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 4: Return of the Orctribe ===
After a week of travel, the Adron Knights made their way to Mount Kokunbal, where they rested for a bit. Quickly they noticed that there was a post-office, so Urmok-Bill, Azazel, and Jackurai Sam entered in. Urmok-Bill jokingly asked for his mail, but was pleasantly surprised to actually find some. He inspected the envelope and opened it up and found that it was a Cars themed Birthday card that featured Lightning McQueen, Cruz Ramirez, and Jackson Storm and said "BIRTHDAY CHAMP!" He opened it up and it read:
"Ayup Urmok!
Happy Birthday!
Hope you have a good one, but I do have some juicy deets.
About 21 years ago, when you left the tribe to go fight wars or whatever, your dad left too and the last thing he said was
"ENJOY YOUR DAY IN POLE-POSITION!"
About two months ago now, he came back with this magic golden axe and beat the chieftain in ritual combat, then declared we were going to slaughter all non-orc creatures.
This isn't the best, but there have been rumours that you're apart of the Adron Knights and they're headed this way, so do us a solid and head to the south side of Mount Kokunbal for 7PM to meet with me while I'm on duty every night.
We need to stop this madness.
From your old chum, Kargug."
Urmok-Bill was happy to find out that Kargug remembered his birthday, but was angered by the recent turn of events in the Orctribe. Meanwhile, Azazel asked the girl working there if they had any plasticine, so he spent GP 2000 on 1kg of plasticine and later some more by the bucket-full, because he wanted to construct the Lightning McQueen on Urmok-Bill's birthday card. Jackurai Sam investigated the woman herself and asked how old she was only to find out she was actually four years old and didn't have arms, a neck, or eyes. She was also a Green, despite having blue skin and voting for the Lib Dems. They exited the post-office noting that it was only 8AM, so Urmok and the others decided to wander about in the town before setting off. Azazel then entered the nearby church to see if they could steal some eyes from the priest or something for his Lightning McQueen, but was only met with a beautiful, young looking nun woman with anime eyes (just they eyes Stewart was looking for). He asked her for her eyes, but she explained that she was in despair, as her sister had been kidnapped by orcs, so she requested that they rescue her and ask for her sister's eyes instead, because she has even larger eyes. Excited by the prospect, Azazel agreed and he prepared to move forward, but Jackurai Sam and Speedy Dragon pointed out that the Lightning McQueen lacked a brain and, since Stewart's initial plan was to make it alive, so that he could turn into it, he had to get one first, so they all went to the nearby bar with Urmok-Bill to see if they could get any. In there they found a man in a hooded cloak with a glass of rocks. Azazel pulled back his hood to see who he was only to reveal a bear with a fez. The man introduced himself as Moneybags, a travelling merchant who sold brains as a part of his company, Brains 4 Days, and was looking for a Golden Axe for his group of golden artifact seekers. They agreed to find this golden axe if they could supply them with brains, which he agreed to, but Speedy wasn't satisfied and he grabbed Moneybags by the collar and demanded he tell them if he knew where Pokimane was and he revealed that not only did he know her, he had turned her into a rock with his magic powers. He then agreed that if they got him the axe, he'd release Pokimane from her imprisonment. They exited the bar and found it was 5:45PM, so they decided to finally head towards Mount Kokunbal to complete all three of their quests at once. On their journey they found out that it was actually the annual milk throwing festival, so they all got covered in milk, but they made it for their 7PM schedule and met with Kargug who was ecstatic to see Urmok again. He then explained that there were two sections to the Orctribe and said that they'd need to send a smaller group with him to attack Urmok-Bill's father, Tarnuk, while the others stopped the other orcs from coming for backup. Xander discussed who to take with Azazel and they decided to take Urmok-Bill, Jackurai Sam, Speedy Dragon, Erik Villa, the Jim Henson man, and Don Cheadle, while Borrorish led the rest of the army to stop the rest of the Orctribe. Everyone prepared themselves promptly and separated as per Kargug's request. Kargug led them to the head's tents, where they instantly started their ambush on the Orctribe. Stewart Azazel immediately spotted a chest in the distance, so he flew over as a bird to open it up, while everyone else fought. Sugma Bolls, Jim Henson Man, Urmok-Bill, and Jackurai Sam were able to kill more enemies, but by the time Azazel rejoined the fighter after retrieving a whole GP15 from the chest he was instantly knocked down by one of the two orc generals, so Xander rushed over to heal him up, while Sugma Bolls, Urmok-Bill, and Speedy took him down. On the other hand, Jackurai Sam and Kargug were successfully able to take down the other general and attack Tarnuk Orctribe, but their attacks barely dented him and they witnessed first-hand the raw power of his Golden Axe, so it wasn't until Urmok-Bill was able to make his way up to challenge his own father to ritual combat. Urmok-Bill furiously rose up and loudly exclaimed "I hope you enjoyed your day in pole-position father, because you're going to be in last place!" With that they swung at each other, but only Urmok survived and found himself the new chieftain of the Orctribe - a title he didn't want to possess. After the tide of battle had been calmed down and Urmok-Bill had gone down to stop the orcs from fighting with the Adron Knights, Jackurai Sam and Stewart Azazel entered one of the general's tents and found a nun with a blindfold on. Jackurai took the blindfold off and was surprised to find anime eyes even larger than the nun from before. They explained that her sister was looking for her, so they took her with them, when the Adron Knights decided to return to the village. When they got back, Speedy Dragon and Urmok-Bill handed the golden axe to Moneybags, who gave them two rocks and restored Pokimane's humanity, while Jackurai Sam and Stewart Azazel reunited the nun sisters together, who agreed to giving them the older sister's eyes, revealing two smaller eyes beneath that would "grow back" after some time. The nun's also explained to Jackurai Sam that, despite their young looks, they're actually 59-year-old twins, so he added them to his collection of old women, then started installing the brain and eyes into the Lightning McQueen to make it sentient, but it had split personality with its two brains, but it didn't seem to bother them.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 5: Rat King ===
The Adron Knights were continuing their travels, but were faced with an unfortunate obstacle. The road on the mountain they were traversing across was getting too thing for Lightning McQueen to go across, so it was suggested that he go back and go around the mountain, then meet back up with them in a couple days. Not wanting to leave him alone, Xander assigned Urmok-Bill and Stewart Azazel to go with him, allowing them to also take three others with them too, since that's how many they could carry altogether if Azazel also turned into a car. The pair decided to take Don Cheadle, Sugma Bolls, and the Jim Henson man. Prepared, they set off and their journey was going smoothly, but when night fell, a giant rat monster came rushing over and threw Lightning McQueen over, knocking him, Sugma Bolls and Don Cheadle out. Understandably shocked, the three of them discussed just leaving them for dead, but they soon realised that the giant rat monster was just Rap Monster, a member of the K-Pop band BTS. Stewart Azazel, sieging his chance, cried out to him and told him that he wanted to join BTS, so he rapped a sample of the Nerd vs. Geek rap battle to him, who was now on a call with his manager. They talked it over and agreed that he was pretty good, so he was told to meet up with them after their break was over, then he just left. Lightning McQueen woke up suggested they camp for the night, so they did and continued their travels in the morning, where they found themselves driving through a completely decimated town, so they stopped and investigated. All they found were corpses, but Urmok-Bill found a man sat by a fountain with three bodies around him. It was Sal Vulcano, who was tonight's big loser, because he was playing "N-Words" (basically Bogies, but with the N-Word) with the rest of the Impractical Jokers, although he refused to say it. After some time, a strange man walked into town and people started turning into rat monsters, including the other Impractical Jokers, who he was forced to kill. Azazel came over and showed Sal his Impractical Jokers t-shirt, prompting him to say, "if you help me find that man, I'll sign that shirt". He then told them that the suspicious man went into a "cave" just a couple metres from the town, but he was actually pointing to TruTv headquarters. They approached the building with unease, but they soon realised that Lightning McQueen could once again not fit through the door, so they had to leave him behind, while everyone else went in. The interior of TruTv headquarters was incredibly dirty and dusty and as they went further in, they were suddenly met with two paths, so Stewart and the Jim Henson man went left and sneaked past a giant rat named Sumo that Azazel decided to just drown anyway, meanwhile Urmok-Bill, Sugma Bolls, Don Cheadle, and Sal Vulcano went right and fought two giant rat monsters, named Jeff and Clarence, although Don Cheadle shot himself in the foot, so he was told to go get a chest, while everyone else headed further in. The chest Cheadle found contained a dangerous amount of cheese. Everyone, except Cheadle and McQueen reconvened and faced down the suspicious man calling himself the Rat King. Stewart questioned the man and asked him why he killed all those people and said that he only meant to kill the Impractical Jokers, because they were play "N-Words", which didn't fit TruTV's version of comedy, and he didn't kill Sal, because he refused to say it. They talked it over and they spared the Rat King and invited him to join the Adron Knights, which he agreed to do. They left the headquarters with two new recruits and four signed Impractical Jokers t-shirts, and as they continued to the meeting place, Rap Monster stopped them again and told them that he and the rest of BTS will be joining the Adron Knights to see if they can record any music in time for their comeback.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 6: Mezzanine Madness ===
The Adron Knights had made their way to a small town just past the mountains they were traversing across. Suddenly, two Lightning McQueen's, signifying the full groups union. Stewart Azazel and Urmok-Bill retold their adventures to everyone and introduced them to the new members, Sal Vulcano, Terry Moran, and BTS. With it being early in the afternoon, the party decided to stay in the town for a bit, before moving onwards, so they went to a little corner shop, which was selling weapons disguised as toys. Xander bought a toy laser pistol, which was an actual laser pistol, Jackurai Sam bought a chainsaw yo-yo, and Urmok-Bill bought a Furby, which was just a standard bomb. In addition to these purchases, Stewart Azazel punched the store clerk, after she baked some chocolate cake in a chocolate casing (similar to a kinder egg), but missed and proclaimed that he was a pacifist, to which he got kicked in the balls. As they left the store, Xander and Jackurai Sam decided to treat everyone out to a meal at the restaurant chain, Pizza, but on Lazy Susans. They were seated in tables of six by a 4-year-old girl with a heavy metal heavy metal notebook to take orders with. Xander and Speedy Dragon just got normal plain pizzas, Jackurai Sam got a single slice of pepperoni, Borrorish got "whatever he's having", Urmok-Bill got a single anchovy, and Stewart Azazel, being a pessimist just got a single fish which he didn't eat. They enjoyed their meals together, but suddenly saw a commotion at the entrance, where two strange men in suits had come in and were getting into an argument with the restaurant owner. After some harsh words, the two men started beating up the owner, so Speedy Dragon sneakily went over and pulled both of their pants down, then ran back to his chair without getting noticed, causing Jackurai Sam to shout "nice buttoks", causing the two men to get embarrassed, so they kicked the owner one last time and waddled away into a nearby Carphone Warehouse. They continued their meals, but the owner was quick to go up to Speedy Dragon and thank him and go "the Chinese Mafia amirite?", before dying. Xander had gone to the toilet and Azazel at this point had put on a blindfold and headphones and was actively ignoring everyone by going "what was that?", when they spoke, so Borrorish took out his greataxe and swung it into him, while he was sat down, which caused him to go into critical condition, so they fed him some tuna, but they discovered he was allergic to it, but Urmok-Bill got another anchovy and fed it to him, causing him to stabilise himself well enough. He took off his blindfold and headphones and looked sternly at Borrorish, who blamed everything on Urmok. Jackurai Sam, being a total prankster, got a moroccan pizza (pizza with maracas on it) and put it on Xander's chair. He returned and sat on the pizza and was teased by Jackurai, who started calling him Prince Pizza Bum. With the meals finished and the bills payed, the Adron Knights set off to the Carphone Warehouse, where they found themselves stopped by a locked door. The entire wall was glass so the massive group of Chinese Mafiosa inside could see them just kind of loitering outside. Xander being a quick-witted genius, took out his longsword and started trying to pick it open with the tip of it. Everyone looked at him as if he was an idiot, but he managed to do and the two large groups just looked at each other for a while. Sugma Bolls had noticed that the leader of the Chinese Mafia was on top of a Mezzanine shaped like a phone, so he picked up Xander, Borrorish, Azazel, Speedy, Urmok and Jackurai Sam, then chucked them up there. The people there looked at them quite shocked, but immediately attacked them. Jackurai Sam cleaved his way through two people with his chainsaw yo-yo, but missed one guy, who seemed really impressed with it. Jackurai leant him it, because he was really enamoured with it and the two became quick-friends (his name was Chris). Xander had teamed up with Borrorish and Urmok-Bill to clean their way through some enemies. On one opponent, Xander decided to charm an enemy with the marcas on his ass, which caused them to start dancing, but they tripped over and broke their neck on the dial button of the mezzanine, which looked like a phone. It caused the phone to vibrate, causing Jackurai and the other members of the Chinese Mafia to fall over, then they discovered that they'd just called Frederick O'Hare who started reciting the Phone Guy's first call in Five Night's at Freddy's . When the call ended the head of the Chinese Mafia, Kot Siu-wong, charged at them with two men alongside him, but Urmok-Bill chucked his Furby Bomb at them, killing them all instantly and subsequently causing the mezzanine to cave in on itself. The Adron Knights were victorious and in the wreckage, Speedy Dragon found his old left hand, which he pocketed for later.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 7: Monkey Business ===
After a long travel, the Adron Knights made it to Celincia, the capital city of Valm, where the Empress herself resides. Xander attempted to speak with the Empress by himself, so everyone was left to their own devices. Stewart Azazel and Speedy Dragon decided to walk around a bit together, because everyone else had pretty much gone off on their own. They eventually stumbled upon a zoo and the tickets were GP 10 per person, but Speedy said that his fortune cookie says that he'll find a pot of gold soon, so he'll just give him it when he gets that, so the ticket master allowed them both to go in without paying. They wandered around the zoo for a while and noticed that there was only one exhibit, the apes, so they went over and had a look, where Speedy started trying to use monkey sign language at them. Luckily one of them was able to communicate with him and they stood face-to-face beyond the glass. Speedy asked the monkey what its occupation was and it said financial advisor, so he left and bought a single peanut, so the woman gave him a massive peanut, after going under her stall and making cartoon sound effects. Speedy returned and mocked the chimpanzee, saying "were you looking for DEEZ NUTZ?!", then he ran away laughing. A zookeeper then stopped them both and asked if they would like to go meet the monkeys, so they agreed and were taken into a room, where they had to put on monkey costumes to 'blend in'. Speedy Dragon was given a costume that had a leather motorcycle jacket with a patch of Garfield on it, and Stewart Azazel was a normal monkey, but it looked like it was holding his head. As they were getting changed a gas started filling up the room from beyond the door and it was locked, so they couldn't get out. Speedy channeled his inner monkey and start going mental, but he knocked himself out, so Azazel took his fart gun and attempted to use it as a defibrillator to wake him up, but it failed and he passed out from the gas too. They both eventually woke up in the enclosure and they found that all their equipment was gone and they had also been turned into monkeys. They freaked out for a moment, but they were greeted by two monkeys, Mason a fine gentleman who started making inarticulate monkey noise, but claimed that it was because of a cough, and Phil, who was a mute and was conversing with Speedy earlier. They introduced them to the enclosure and told them everybody just kind of hangs out in the tree. They went to a swing set hanging from the tree and they suggested that they all play a game of football to lift their spirits, which they all like the sound of, but Gorilla Rolls the Gorilla told them that there was one ape who probably wouldn't join, because he stays in his hut at the top of the tree, so the pair decided to give him a visit. The hut was made of wood and had an ominous vibe, but they nevertheless entered. Cigarette smoke flushed into their nose and they saw a monkey in a military vest with sunglasses on, smoking five cigarettes at once, while playing the harmonica and carving something into the floor. They conversed for a spell about the situation and the monkey, whose name was Clark (with the monkey name Clappers), explained that the zookeepers experiment on its visitors, turning them into monkeys, so he was planning an escape, but all the other apes had lost hope and he nearly had too, so they invited him to play football with them, so that they could potentially lift everyone's spirits and escape, so he agreed to join in. It came down to deciding team and Speedy Dragon got the first pick, so his team comprised of: Gorilla Rolls, Monkey Spongebob, Clappers, Mason, Diddy Kong, and he was left with Monkey Morty as the last pick. Stewart Azazel's team comprised of PG Tips Monkey, Monkey Rick, Karl Marx, Phil, and Monkina. The match started and it got intense and Monkey Rick perished, when Gorilla Rolls absorbed him into his fatty folds, and Diddy Kong murdered Monkey Morty out of rage. Ultimately, the game ended in a draw, because Speedy's team was miles better than Azazel's, but because he was playing as Lightning McQueen, he completely covered the net, so it was impossible for them to score. After the game, everyone was happy and morale was lifted, so Azazel, Clappers, and Speedy went back to Clappers' den and they laid out the plan, but they needed to convince the other apes to uprise with them, so Speedy got on top of the big tree and announced that everybody deserved freedom and that they should spread their wisdom and knowledge, telling Karl Marx to write some sort of Communist Monkeyfesto or something, and telling the PG Tips Monkey to do those adverts again. Everybody was quiet for a moment and then Gorilla Rolls stood up and started making monkey noise, so everyone joined in and they stormed the only entrance into the enclosure, where a massive battle between ape and zookeeper ensued. Azazel morphed into Lightning McQueen and had Speedy Dragon inside him, then they ran over a bunch of scientists and skidded over to Clappers and told him to "get in bitch!", so he hopped in and they drove through a wall and found the monkey machine, so Speedy grabbed it and all the monkeys ran out, while Clappers set up explosive and detonated them when he got out, burning the entire zoo down to nothing when they left. Stewart Azazel punched Clappers, because he wanted to stay in the enclosure. Diddy Kong then asked that he be sent out the stratosphere, so they constructed a miniature rocket and Clappers blasted it off into space, then all the remaining monkeys joined the Adron Knights. Azazel turned back to normal and returned to they returned to the rest of the Adron Knights, where Xander explained that the town hall wouldn't allow him to speak with the empress until next week and then he asked why Speedy was now a monkey and why they had a group of monkeys following them.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 8: Dark Empress ===
Xander decided to retreat to a nearby inn to get rooms for all the Adron Knights to stay in, so with the night still young, Speedy Dragon and Stewart Azazel met up with Jackurai Sam, who was jacking off, and Urmok-Bill, who had been binge watching the Impractical Jokers. It was 8 o'clock in the evening and it had just started to rain, but they eventually saw Borrorish, who'd already done some exploring of his own and discovered a fishing pond nearby, so they went for a look together. A man named Uboob was selling fishing rods and bait, as well as some clothing. Everyone bought or rented a rod and some of them got some bait too, in addition Azazel bought a shirt with Uboob on it and Urmok-Bill got a hat that said "Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me". Jackurai Sam decided to use a wink and a charm to try get a free rod and he got a professional rod, which he was pleased with, but Azazel was furious and demanded that Uboob give him a God-Like rod and after a heated debate, they all got a God-like rod and headed to the pond. There they met a woman called Robin Fisher, who was currently second place on the leaderboard for biggest fish, as her previous record was beaten by a man named Lorenz Wilson. Urmok-Bill tried flirting with her, but she was unimpressed and Azazel used wall of ice to make her rod go in the air, so she started shouting at them, causing Speedy Dragon to try shoot her with his monki-inator, but he missed and Robin tried to catch him with her rod, but he caught it with his teeth and the two mutually agreed to not fight anymore. They all started fishing and Borrorish was able to pull out a whale shark, topping the leaderboard with a length of 12.69 metres and a mass of 21850 kilograms, but he was overtaken by Azazel, who got a whale shark with a length of 13 metres and a mass of 21851 kilograms. Urmok-Bill had a go too and got a beluga sturgeon with a length of 7.2 metres and a mass of 2105 kilograms, but he didn't make the leaderboard. Speedy Dragon did make the leaderboard though, with his great white shark with a length of 7 metres and a mass of 3377 kilograms. Meanwhile, Robin started pulling out something massive, and from the pond water came out an Aboleth, which Azazel instantly used moonbeam on, causing immense damage, but he pissed it off and got whipped with its tentacle, so Robin got her machete out and stabbed it. Azazel tried to speak with it, but because it was an aberration, he couldn't communicate with it. Borrorish then threw a fishing rod at it, seeing if it would respond to a request to fish with it, but it payed him not mind. Urmok-Bill analysed the Aboleth for testicles and discovered them beneath its body, so he aimed his next attack on it, but missed. Speedy Dragon then tried to shoot it with the Monkey-inator, but missed, so Jackurai Sam swooped in and stabbed it with his javelin, killing it. Robin thanked them, then handed it over to Uboob for examining, which put her at the top of the leaderboard, and as a token of her gratitude, Robin gave the aboleth to Jackurai Sam. They left the pond somewhat satisfied, although Azazel was talking everyone's ears off about how pissed off he was that he could talk to the Aboleth. Eventually, they saw Erik Villa walking Boner, who seemed a bit restless, so they all joined him in following the dog wherever he wanted to go. In the end, Boner led them to an alleyway in a dingy part of the city and he went down a couple of stairs at the end of it, where they were faced with a steel door, so Azazel ran through it as Lightning McQueen and found himself in a hideout for a bunch off secret knight guards. He turned back to normal, but was arrested, then the rest of the party was apprehended too. Erik Villa and Boner were put in a separate cell from the others and everyone's spirit seemed broken. Furious at Azazel for his prior actions, as well as being racist towards orcs, Speedy Dragon flung his poo at the vampire, then Borrorish cast sleep on him, then drew a penis on his face with Speedy's poop. After a while, a woman in a regal dress walked in complaining that her secret monkey experimentation lab had just exploded and now a group of hooligans had just broken into her secret police hideout. She explained that since they discovered the location of this hideout, she'll have to kill them, but she insisted on making a cup of tea, so she left to prepare herself, in the meantime, Speedy Dragon explained how Borrorish should use his powers to make rice expand in the stone walls, so that they could escape, but then he explained that he could quite simply summon the old one Dooro to teleport them into a different room, which everyone else seemed to support more, despite the monkey's objection. Dooro appeared before them and created a gateway to the prison warden's office, so they all went through, without Stewart Azazel, since he was still asleep and they instantly found the keys to all their locks. Emancipated, they decided to set out to free Villa and Boner, then escape, but were stopped by the warden, who asked who they were, so Jackurai Sam said his name was Fred and since no one in their list of convicts had that name, they let him go. Urmok-Bill led the way out and was instantly caught face-to-face with the woman from before. Furious, she jabbed him in the neck, then ran back, calling all of her men to kill the Adron Knights. Urmok-Bill retaliated by freeing as many of the convicts as possible, while Speedy Dragon and Jackurai Sam freed Erik Villa, Boner, and Azazel (Jackurai Sam also stabbed a couple of the other inmates too), meanwhile, Borrorish was using his array of magic spells to plow through the wardens. Boner ran up to one particular cell and freed a woman he seemed familiar with. After a tumultuous battle, the party defeated the wardens and had to face off with Empress Cornelia herself, so Jackurai Sam started off by stabbing her with his javelin, then Stewart Azazel used his moon beam, followed up by Speedy Dragon who threw two loads of poop at her. Borrorish then swooped in and used poison spray and Urmok-Bill finished off with a swing of his greataxe. The flurry of blows forced her to retreat, so she teleported away, beyond the boundaries of the party being able to track her down, so they decided to free the remaining prisoners and offer them in a place in the Adron Knights. Deeming the city too unsafe, they relayed the events of what had transpired back to Xander at the inn and convinced him to command the army to move on, instead of staying.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 9: Adron Knights ===
After a long month since the beginning of their journey, the Adron Knights made it back to their home country and stopped by a nearby village. Urmok-Bill went into the nearest shop to him, closely followed by Speedy, Borrorish, and Azazel. The vendor was an old woman who was wearing cheese armour. Urmok-Bill was trying to see what she was selling, but kept on getting called an idiot by her, so Azazel tried to stab her with his scimitar, but the cheese armour was so thick it didn't get through to her, so Borrorish used firebolt to melt all the cheese and everyone ran out while the woman drowned in melting cheese. Borrorish and Azazel were about to frame everything on Urmok-Bill, but discovered that there was no law enforcement around, so they just kind of left and went to a bar, now with Jackurai Sam. They met a man, Mim Mambles, whose name was very similar to Jim Jambles, who asked if they were the Adron Knights or something. Incredibly suspicious of him, Azazel and Jackurai Sam beat him up (although not to death), then left. Meanwhile, Urmok-Bill went up to a guy playing hopscotch and showed of his surprisingly impressive skills, so the man gave him a card detailing how to do the super hopscotch technique #1. They eventually left and went to the cinema. There were 5 showings in total, but the Adron Knights went to go see 4 of them: Borrorish, Urmok-Bill, the PG tips monkey, and some dude called Albert J. Dunlap went to go see Kung Fu Panda 2; Xander, Terry Moran, Qube, Wube, Eube, Iube, Pube, Yube, Tube, Oube, Rube, Uube, and some Robert Downey Jr. looking bloke went to go see Cars 2; Jackurai Sam and Speedy Dragon watched a blank screen, with a large group of people including Matthew Patrick, Mim Mambles, Oh, Jay, Simpson, and Spermy-Man; Azazel on his lonesome watched Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tiddies. When everyone got their tickets, they found out that all 5 films were being shown at the exact same time in the same room, so everyone was still able to be together. After the movies, Xander and his team of tacticians were stopped by Snoop Dogg, who asked if they wanted to be in his next album, so they obviously agreed, and he asked them who they were and they told him that they were the Adron Knights, and he was like "snap yo, I'm leading the rebellion against Yuchanea! Come with me.", so all Adron Knights got into his limousine (the Snoop mobile) and he drove them to a cave deep within the woods, where a massive party was being held for them. Snoop Dogg said that they were heroes and a celebration for making it to Adron was in order. During the party, Snoop Dogg explained the plan for their siege on Castle Wolvesley, Xander's old home, then he did some recreational drugs with Borrorish and him asked to make a new flag for the Adron Knights, so he teamed up with the rest of the tacticians and Xander to made one, which everyone really was proud to have above them. The morning after the party, Snoop Dogg called everyone up and told them that they'd be attacking Castle Wolvesley that day and the plan was to make it easier for Xander, Borrorish, Urmok-Bill, Azazel, Speedy, and Jackurai Sam to get into the castle to defeat Uio. Everyone got into the Snoop mobile and they drove out to Castle Volvesley, but the Adron Knights were horrified to see the whacky dystopia the country had become, seeing towns and villages destroyed and people with no clothes roaming about, because they've been outlawed for some reason. To prepare them for battle better, Snoop Dogg offered to put on some tunes, so they decided to put on Axel F's Crazy Frog, which continued on when they finally got to their destination. It still had the brutal damages from when Uio first attacked it and they all charged in, as Yuchanean troops flooded out the castle. A massive battle erupted outside the castle, but Xander and his tacticians had one goal, getting to the bridge to defeat Uio once and for all. They made their way through the battlefield, and despite being largely outnumbered, they were able to easily make it to the bridge with minimal injuries, fully prepared to take on Uio and end this war.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 10: Final Battle ===
Xander led the party through the entrance of Castle Wolvesley, where they entered the central garden, surrounded by the four major buildings that made the castle up, where they began their search for Uio. Stewart Azazel went into the east side building, while everyone else went into the northern one, where they found Jedah Varkgorim, the self-proclaimed Orc King, eating an entire feast to himself in the dining hall. Having not been seen yet, Jackurai Sam went back out the room and knocked on the hall door, so the Orc King opened the door only to be fright by Sam shouting "Bazinga!", followed by Speedy Dragon shooting at him with the Monkey-inator, but missing, prompting the Orc King to initiate combat. Meanwhile, Azazel found himself in a cathedral within the castle that had a statue dedicated to Muck Fish that had been defiled by Uio and his men with a skull. Azazel repaired the statue as best he could then prayed to Muck Fish, allowing himself to feel revitalised. Suddenly, just as he was about to exit and return to the rest of the Adron Knights, having found nothing, the front door slammed shut to reveal Empress Cornelia, Uio's wife. She then fought Azazel one-on-one, after he tried to have sex with her, which eventually leading to Azazel shooting her in the face with a crossbow, killing her. Upon her death, she fell to the ground and dropped a letter she'd received from Uio, long before the siege on Adron, which detailed how he had a vision telling him of a twin brother that Uio had, and that he was convinced he needed to summon the malevolent old one, Dhargarim. Azazel returned to the rest of the party, finding that they'd just defeated the Orc King, but failed to kill him, as he ran out the window to escape after being blasted with Speedy Dragon's fart gun. With only one building to search left, they all storm into the westerly building together and ascended the staircase to find Uio with his face obscured by a cloak, looking over the battlefield with Xander's sister Princess Elise strapped to a crucifix. Uio faced the party and removed his hood, revealing that he looked identical to Borrorish and further revealed that he was his twin brother. The two of them proceeded to have a conversation in orcish about how he should join him in completing the ritual, but Borrorish ultimately relented, not wanting to summon the old one, as a result, Uio was determined to kill his brother and his comrades, then use his corpse like a puppet to complete the ritual by himself. They began an all-out brawl amongst themselves, facing off against the terrifying power of Emperor Uio. During the fight, Uio mortally wounded Borrorish, but Xander was able to drag him back and heal him back to health, allowing him to return the fight with a devastatingly powerful fire wall that killed his brother and ended the war. Xander went over to the balcony and got his sister from the balcony only to find she had already bled to death, but also that all of Uio's forces were either killed or willfully surrendering, a true showcase of how they won the battle and reclaimed Adron.
=== Kingtangapolo - Chapter 11: Epilogue ===
With Adron reclaimed by Xander and his Adron Knights, he began his mission to rebuild the country into a version of it that was even better than the land prior to Uio's tyrannical rule upon it. The Adron Knights became the official name of the Adron army from that point onwards.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 15: Halloween 2020 ===
Reportings of a growing presence of the United Clan of Orcs, led by an old enemy of the Adron Knights, Jedah Varkgorim, were becoming more prevalent in Visvara, country situated just south of Adron. Feeling the need to take care of this problem, Urmok-Bill assembled some of the knights and the Orctribe to go to Visvara and investigate the case. As they travelled to Visvara, JaCrispy the III, one of the knights they brought along got incredibly drunk one night and got separated from the rest of the troop, eventually ending up in Bordam, where he was killed by the Vampire Monster Hunter, Loz.
== Known Members ==
Member 	Role 	Playable	Joined 	Left
Prince Xander 	Leader 	Yes 	??/04/1632	
Borrorish 	Tactician	Yes 	??/05/1632	20/08/1633
Urmok-Bill Orctribe	Tactician	Yes 	??/10/1632	
Stewart Azazel 	Tactician	Yes 	01/04/1633	20/08/1633
Speedy Dragon 	Tactician	Yes 	18/06/1633	20/08/1633
Boner 	Thief 	No 	06/07/1633	
Erik Villa 	Mercenary	No 	06/07/1633	20/08/1633
Marco Forsyth 	Soldier 	No 	06/07/1633	
Sugma Bolls 	Knight 	No 	06/07/1633	20/08/1633
Don Cheadle 	Knight 	No 	06/07/1633	
Ming Mong 	Knight 	No 	06/07/1633	20/08/1633
Reggie Fils-Aimé 	Knight 	No 	13/07/1633	20/08/1633
Ping 	Soldier 	No 	13/07/1633	20/08/1633
Hanneman 	Soldier 	No 	13/07/1633	20/08/1633
Jim Henson Man 	Knight 	No 	14/07/1633	
Kirk Kirkendall 	Soldier 	No 	14/07/1633	20/08/1633
Zucchini 	Soldier 	No 	14/07/1633	20/08/1633
Pumpkin 	Healer 	No 	14/07/1633	20/08/1633
Daikon 	Knight 	No 	14/07/1633	20/08/1633
Gourd 	Knight 	No 	14/07/1633	20/08/1633
Ullucus 	Knight 	No 	14/07/1633	20/08/1633
Jackurai Sam 	Soldier 	Yes 	21/07/1633	20/08/1633
JaCrispy the III 	Soldier 	No 	21/07/1633	19/02/1634
Katsuro 	Soldier 	No 	21/07/1633	
Kargug Orctribe 	Soldier 	No 	28/07/1633	
Nina Silque 	Healer 	No 	28/07/1633	20/08/1633
Nani Silque 	Healer 	No 	28/07/1633	20/08/1633
Pokimane 	Soldier 	No 	28/07/1633	20/08/1633
Lightning McQueen 	Knight 	No 	28/07/1633	20/08/1633
Sal Vulcano 	Knight 	No 	01/08/1633	20/08/1633
Terry Moran 	Knight 	No 	01/08/1633	20/08/1633
Rap Monster 	Soldier 	No 	01/08/1633	20/08/1633
Kim Seok-jin 	Soldier 	No 	01/08/1633	20/08/1633
J-Hope 	Soldier 	No 	01/08/1633	20/08/1633
Jimin 	Soldier 	No 	01/08/1633	20/08/1633
V 	Soldier 	No 	01/08/1633	20/08/1633
Jungkook 	Soldier 	No 	01/08/1633	20/08/1633
Chris Chambers 	Soldier 	No 	02/08/1633	
Clappers 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Gorilla Rolls 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Phil 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Mason 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Karl Marx 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Monkina 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Monkey Spongebob 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
PG Tips Monkey 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Leila 	Thief 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Bert Kibbler 	Knight 	No 	08/08/1633	20/08/1633
Qube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Wube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Eube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Rube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Tube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Yube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Uube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Iube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Oube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Pube 	Soldier 	No 	08/08/1633	
Snoop Dogg 	Knight 	No 	11/08/1633	
== Relationships ==
=== Allies ===
* Gubbian Military King Mikropenis allowed them to stay in his country for hiding and leant them three of his best soldier to aid them in the battle against Yuchanea.
* Orctribe After Urmok-Bill reluctantly became the new leader of the Orctribe, the two parties were intrinsically linked from then on.
* Gangsta Gaming League Snoop Dogg's rebellion against the Yuchanean army was eventually absorbed into the Adron Knights for the final battle.
=== Enemies ===
* Yuchanean Army Adron was initially attacked by their neighbouring country, Yuchanea, in an act of war waged by Emperor Uio.
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