S-Prank Calls (Dash and Smash)/Script

The telephone rings
Sonic: "I've got it!" he runs to the telephone
Tails: he was on the telephone "Hello?"
Sonic: "Oh, hi, Tails!"
Tails: "Sonic! Nice to meet you! I wanted to call you because I missed you so much!"
Sonic: "I miss you too, bud. I know how hard it must have been to be the leader of the military army of Mobotropolis, but feel free to call me for advice when you're having trouble."
Tails: "Thanks, Sonic!"
Sonic: "I'm only saying feel free to call me because I am all about freedom. If anything, I'd request Smash get the phone, because she can easily point out the flaws in most peoples' fighting."
Tails: "Smash may be a know-it-all, but I do need her when my military army is in deep trouble, after all."
Flash: "Dad, make this quick."
Sonic: "OK, my little girl!"
Tails: "What's up today, Sonic?"
Sonic: "Oh, nothing. Having fun with my kids while Amy works with Cream as the owners of an animal sanctuary where they interact with Chao."
Tails: "Wait, then who gets to be your breadwinner? Aren't these non-profit?"
Sonic: "Yeah, they may be, but the support comes from the people who care about these animals. And because the owners are popular, they accumulate a lot of money from them."
Tails: "I didn't know about that, because I get a lot of money from Queen Sally, which is enough to let me make my own twin tower, which is where my family lives in."
Sonic: "When did you get that?"
Tails: "I built it myself and paid a lot for the builders. Oh, and my kids helped me too. After all, they are gifted with ridiculously high intelligence."
Sonic: "That's cool! May I stay there?"
Tails: "Sure! And don't worry, I can cover your bills."
Sonic: "OK! Thanks, Tails! It was fun talking with ya!"
Tails: "See you later, Sonic!"
Sonic: "Bye, Tails!"
Crash: "Hey, Dad! I want to show you something cool."
Sonic: "OK, Crash! Coming!" he runs to Crash's room
Flash: she dials *67 on the telephone "Now I'm going to be a mystery. And I will be able to make the best prank calls ever. Tails will be our first victim." she dials *69 on the telephone and makes her voice sound deep "Hello?"
Tails: "Who is there? I don't know anyone with a voice that deep."
Flash: "The delivery man."
Tails: "I didn't order anything!"
Flash: "I accidentally left your meal in front of your door. Man, I am really incompetent at times."
Tails: "Oh! Free food!"
Flash: "No, I wasn't late. That costs 5 Mobiums."
Tails: "Oh."
Flash: "See ya!"
Tails: "See ya when I open the door." he hangs up
Flash: she dresses up like a pizza delivery man and quickly goes to Tails' unit in his building and puts a paper bag with meal boxes inside in front of his door
Tails: he opens the door and pays Flash 5 Mobiums and takes his paper bag "Thank you."
Flash: "You're welcome." she walks away
Tails: he opens the meal boxes and they revealed rocks "Oh no. I got scammed."
Flash: she takes away her clothes and puts on her normal dress and runs to Tails "YOU'VE BEEN PRANK CALLED!"
Tails: gasp "Darn. I would've been fine if you said it was free, but this is a scam! I don't tolerate that."
Flash: "You will." she gives Tails his 5 Mobiums back "Because I gave you back your money."
Tails: "Thank you. Now it's not a complete scam. And at least I could use the rocks as cement."
Flash: "You're welcome." she runs away to the Rose Residence
Rose Residence
Flash: "Whew! That was a great prank call! Maybe I should do some more." she dials *69, then dials Cream's number
Cream: "Not now, I'm busy, Sonic. We have got some endangered animals here."
Flash: she imitates Sonic's voice "I QUIT SAVING ANIMALS! I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
Amy: "Sonic! You can't-"
Flash: she hangs up and laughs and dials *69 again, then dials *67
Amy: "Sonic?"
Flash: she imitates Tails' voice "Quickly! Defeat that rotten egg, Dr. Eggman! I heard of his plan to roboticize all of the endangered animals!"
Cream: "We've gotta stop him! After all..."
Amy and Cream: "Nobody hurts our endangered animals!"
Cream: she flies Amy to Eggman's base
Flash: "I am the master prank caller."
Crash: "Uh, Flash, isn't that going too far?"
Flash: "Says the one who participated in my greatest prank ever."
Crash: "That was because your prank isn't the worst. Don't you think your prank calls may be life ruining?'
Flash: "I don't think they are."
Crash: "You are about to ruin Cream's reputation!"
Flash: "Am I really?"
Crash: "Making her break into Eggman's base for no reason will make everyone lose their view of her as the nicest woman in town."
Flash: "Well, that's even better."
Crash: "WHAT? WHY?"
Flash: "An S-Prank has to ruin a life with at least one of their pranks in a month before getting their position taken away."
Crash: "What?"
Flash: "It's true. When I became the new S-Prank, I got this book that tells me the rules of my position as the S-Prank."
Crash: “Who made that rule?”
Flash: “The first S-Prank in the world.”
Crash: “You have the power to-“
Flash: “No, I don’t. But I do have the power to change this rule for the next S-Prank.”
Crash: “Did you?”
Flash: “Yes. But I am still restricted by this rule.”
Crash: “That’s awful! You ether keep your position as the S-Prank or you abandon it so that you can make things right.”
Flash: “And I might pass on the title of S-Prank to Dash.”
Crash: “Dash is a great prankster, but give it to Smash instead. She’s smarter than all of us. Not in terms of pranking, but she is a smart one.”
Flash: “I still want to be the S-Prank. I keep getting a hundred Mobiums every week as the S-Prank.”
Crash: "Well, we are a family, Flash! We love each other!"
Flash: "So?"
Smash: "If you want something, I could help you. Also, you still have around 1 million Mobiums, I assume."
Flash: "Let's use them to merge Rose Residence with what will become our new unit in Tails' Tower."
Smash: "Great idea."
Flash: "But is it OK if I keep my position in the Pranksters' Club as the S-Prank?"
Smash: "You'd be ruining a life, so the fact that you are doing that while removing that rule for the next S-Prank is what I think is hypocrisy."
Flash: "Hypocrisy? Really?"
Smash: "Yes."
Flash: "Well, I still had to follow this rule. Maybe the previous S-Pranks thought ruining people's lives was so fun, the next S-Pranks had to ruin a life within one month after they got crowned as the S-Prank."
Smash: "Remember, Flash, we are all as free as the wind."
Flash: "Yeah, but I want to maintain my position as S-Prank."
Smash: "Wait a second, don't we normally ruin Eggman's life?"
Flash: "Oh! That's right! We should ruin Eggman's life with a prank!"
Amy: "Well, you don't need to."
Flash: "Who said that- MOM?"
Amy: "Yes, Flash. Were you doing those prank calls?"
Flash: "Indeed I was."
Amy: "Now you ruined Cream's life! Now everyone sees her as a stalker and not a nice girl anymore! Flash, you are grounded until you find a way to save Cream's reputation."
Flash: "Fine."
Amy: "Oh, and that's not all. You have to get back Sonic's reputation."
Flash: "I just have to admit. That's all."
Smash: "That's the easiest way, and that is very easy to do."
Flash: "Well, if you explain the prank, then it's not funny anymore."
Amy: "It wasn't funny in the first place. Now, I'm not telling you to go to your room, just tell the public in any way that you made prank calls and tricked everyone into thinking Cream is not a nice person and Sonic quit."
Flash: "OK, Mom! At least I still get to the be the S-Prank!"
Amy: "Why of all people did you choose Cream and Sonic?"
Flash: "Because those are some of the only people I have the numbers of. I prank called Tails already."
Amy: "Just go."
Flash: "OK!" she runs outside
Dash: "What just happened?"
Sonic: "Yeah, what just happened?"
Amy: "Flash ruined your life, Sonic. But don't worry, it's temporary, because she is going to admit she made that prank call to me and Cream, with the first prank call about imitating your voice, and the latter about tricking us into thinking that Eggman is hatching a plan."
Sonic: "Oh. Well, there is no way to ruin my life. I don't care about the fame I get. Well, maybe a little bit, because people may know freedom better with someone to look up to like me, but the point is I don't really care about what anyone says about me. Criticism ain't stoppin' me from saving the day all the time! Sally telling me to treat Eggman seriously won't stop me from having fun with fighting him. Smash, your recommended approaches, I only follow them when they are the fun and more stylistic way to defeat my enemies. And they work every single time."
Smash: "Oh, yeah, that's fair. We will look up to you no matter what, Dad. And at least we have Mom, who always listens to me."
Amy: "Well, don't criticize your father about that."
Mobotropolitan Streets
Flash: she runs through the Mobotropolitan Streets "Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make."
The people stopped
Flash: "Sonic, AKA my Dad did not quit. Cream does not stalk Eggman, and I don't know what to say for Amy, AKA my Mom. But I tricked all of you into thinking Dad quit. He never quit. He is still the most fun-loving, thrill-seeking, cockiest, and most stylistic fighter you will get in Mobius. Cream was not a stalker. Well, maybe, but I made her look like one, because that was a prank call. And about me pretending Dad quit, well, you could already guess due to me saying that I pretended that Dad quit by imitating his voice, that was a prank call too. All from me, the S-Prank."
The people threw tomatoes at Flash
Flash: "Like Dad said, don't let anyone's criticisms get in the way of what you're doing. Do what you think is right. And telling the truth, yep, that's what was right. I ain't dodging all of your tomatoes. They can be delicious!"
Crowd: "Woah! Flash is surprisingly proactive!"
Flash: "Only when I need to be. Being reactive is not always bad." she catches the tomatoes thrown at her and eats them "That is delicious! Thank you, people!"
Crowd Member 1: "Hey, our tomatoes are not working! Throw something harder! Like an apple!"
Crowd Member 2: "No, she'll just eat those. Throw boxes. Crates."
The crowd throws boxes at Flash
Flash: she dodges the boxes easily by doing a lot of jumps, cartwheels, and rolls "You've gotta do better than that." she runs to Tails' Towers
Tails: "Yes, Flash?"
Flash: "I'm renting a unit for my family."
Tails: "OK, but that costs 200,000. But you only need to pay 100,000 Mobiums average for a bill."
Flash: "That may be incredibly expensive, but that's understandable considering how this hotel is ridiculously luxurious. It's got the largest game, show, and movie library of all time and gives you access to everything. And not to mention everything in the hotel is clean and robots, along with energetic employees serve you. Even the chairs, the bed, everything is a dream come true."
Tails: "Don't use your money. Remember, it's free for the Rose family, and only use your money if you want to give a person."
Sonic: "Hello, Tails!"
Dash: "We're here, Tails!"
Amy: "We're ready for our unit."
Tails: "And because you have about 4 million Mobiums in total, you can let 20 families in. For one month. Because the bills are 100,000 Mobiums average."
Dash: "Uh, Dad, is it OK if I help Eggman in more schemes if I get rewarded with so much money just to let more people stay in this amazing hotel?"
Sonic: "Well, like I said, place your bets on what's right. Don't let anyone get in the way."
Amy: "Except me."
Sonic: "Not even you."
Amy: "I'm the responsible parent, remember?"
Sonic: "I don't need to follow fun parent and responsible parent-"
Dash: "But I choose to."
Sonic: "Well, you are following your heart, so..."
Dash: "I still choose to do some bad things with the ends justifying the means."
Sonic: "I will still stop you when it endangers so many people. After all, I don't have a job outside of fighting Eggman and saving the world from being oppressed by him."
Amy and Crash: "Dash! The ends don't always justify the means!"
Cream: "Thank you so much, Flash for admitting to everyone about your terrible prank call. Thank you so much for saving my life from being ruined. I now have my job back!"
Flash: "You were fired?"
Cream: "Yes. Because I was thought of as a stalker, but with your admission, you got my job back. And you saved Sonic's life too."
Sonic: "Like I said, there is no such thing as ruining my life, Cream."
The End!
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