Shopkeeper Dummy

The Shopkeeper Dummy is an NPC seen in The Shop. He is a dummy with the Tired Face, a red hoodie, and green pants.
== Overview ==
The Shopkeeper Dummy will display a random line of dialogue and perform a different animation every time the user refreshes the Shop. He has 9 different animations he can play, with a 10% chance for the man to appear on his head.
There is a 1% chance that Shopkeeper Dummy will be replaced by the Invincible Dummy from the Roblox game Allusions, performing a unique animation and playing a slowed remix of Sin City while active. The Invincible Dummy does not display dialogue, and is replaced by Shopkeeper Dummy immediately after selecting any tab, including the shop tab itself.
=== Dialogue ===
*Those beta devs keep stealing my stuff.
*I pitched some advice to Bob, mainly going to a shooting range to hit targets. He might've took it personally.
*I put a sign outside my Thunderstorm shop to attract more customers. Do you think its working?
*Thunderstorm has been storming for thirteen years. No wonder people don't shop there.
*It's a common misconception that the Beta devs are the actual devs. they're not. they're just scrapped clones.
*Lamp oil, ropes, bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough points.
*I'd invest in emotes. Prices would probably rise over time
*Getting a bit impatient with you lingering around. Buy something kid. 
*Legend goes that there's an island with oversized pineapples on it.
*I've heard there's a man with the power of nature, that can bring an end to your line.
*Dallas scares me. even more than Billy.
*I heard people with Ultra Instinct capabilities are able to zap pebbles into a million pieces if you throw it at them.
*Welcome to my store.
*Leave your weapons at the door.
*Listen, I'm no supporter of propaganda, all I know is that you aren't immune to it.
*I've been listening to FM 1.337 all day. what a great selections of remixes! 
*I'm not a woman, nor a cat. What is it with you people?
*I ain't working overtime to deal with you. get something quick.
*The Walkin emote took Port like less then five minutes to make.
*Buy something or get out.
*Robert's voyage has lasted too long. He hasn't returned ever since.
*Bossraid acadamy is too expensive. I might consider it if they lower the prices.
*No refunds.
*I need a new hobby.
*What can I do for you?
*Buy one, get one with the price it originally was.
*Thunderstorm kinda gets lonely. Come visit once in a while...
*From what I know, building your fortitude with a big rock has consequences. Don't hold it for too long, or else.
*What would you like?
*I'm a businessman. Professionals have standards.
*Tick, tock. What do you want?
*I've heard the owners like to eat lightbulbs.
*Welcome back, (display name).
*What can I get ya?
*I wonder if the cobwebs under the desk can be sold for a high value.
*Listen. If I gave you a discount, I'd be out of business already.
*I heard about people pretending to be like a samurai warrior or something. Odd huh?
*Points talk.
*Sixteen people went missing during October. Rumors says they were last seen entering an abandoned elevator shaft.
*Who's this slithery friend known as Shaun? Like, I've never seen him before.
*We don't sell points here. Don't bother coming in with empty pockets.
*I heard about a jar of something that turned you into an animal once.
*Why do non-anthropomorphic robloxians keep buying the 'Furry' tag?
*I've heard stories of a man who spends his life guarding a door. I bet he probably took those Oni Acadamy classes.
*Our tags keep turning into bombs!
*Buy something will ya?
*C'mon, I have the man to feed.
*Wanna be a big shot?
*Oh. It's you again.
*My shift ends in an hour, make it quick.
*I wonder if I could sell cheese.
*I heard that a dead meme wanted revenge for abandoning him over the years. Interesting story.
*Turns out Billy actually has a cousin named Dallas. They don't really mingle well with each other...
*I'm out of small-talk. Would you buy something already?
*The residents in Thunderstorm are quite nice when you get to know'em.
*According to the devs, I'm a lore figure? Am I that interesting?
*We're on a shipping delay by five business days due to people getting on the boat. I can only give you what we have available.
*Prices are the lowest they've been in years.
*I sometimes question why I work here.
*Prices so low, you'll wish you never shopped elsewhere.
*I was held agaisnt my will by the devs to halve my prices. I hate them.
*Billy scares me. I've been told he's a nice guy, if he's even a guy.
*All purchases are final.
*I can never get hit by others in my Thunderstorm shop, I think there's something wrong with my humanoid.
*How's it going, [display name]?
*A returning customer, eh?
*I heard about the strongest swordperson in the world taking a visit to a nearby area. I'd watch out if I were you, his mom gave him a cool new gift.
*Pushing a rock around all day must be tiring.
*Troll just came back after a years wait! Buy it while you still can. The developers will force me to put it off-sale in the next update, I know it.
*Someone told me that some coffee chain named Cassiebucks is having a 2 for 1 sale.
*The remastered Virtual Insanity emote took Jean an unhealthy amount of time to remake.
*The original Virtual Insanity emote took Jean like five minutes to make.
*The devs told me to not mention anything to do with April 1st, 2023, I wonder why.
*PortABites is pretty scrumptious if I do say so myself.
*Let me tell you, I would do ANYTHING for 4 IA coins.
*I heard rumors about a scale that judges ones sins. Bet its a weighted scale, if you ask me.
*No, I will NOT gangnam like you have.
*Bodies are dissapearing left and right, funeral homes are running out of business.
*A 10 hour burst man has been spotted in towny, cancel any flights booked here.
*The amount of people missing is going up rapidly. I was required to install a missing board on the side of my shop in thunderstorm. You think this could be the 10 Hour Burst Man's doings?
*I heard Siterior ate a nuclear isotope, pretty cool huh?
*I have no enemy.
*August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe.
*What's up, [display name]?
*I found a strange amulet in the garbage the other day. Just holding it makes me feel uncomfortable.
*Quickscoping is the most swag way to kill someone, change my mind.
*Legend says Jean plans on reworking all the projectile weapons. I'll believe it when I see it.
*I heard about an infection breaking out north of Thunderstorm, seems to only affect chilly places. Don't take my word though.
*I've heard that a color fixer has been spotted going on a rampage out of the blue, I wouldn't mess with them.
==Gallery==
Note that for the sake of clarity, Shopkeeper Dummy's dialogue has been removed in some images.
Shopkeeperdummy headdown.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy with his head down on both arms.
Shopkeeperdummy handstogether.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy with his hands together.
Shopkeeperdummy handstand.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy performing a handstand, and subsequently falling down.
Shopkeeperdummy headdownright.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy with his head down on his right arm.
Shopkeeperdummy coin.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy flipping a coin.
Shopkeeperdummy dementia.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy resting his head on his left hand, later presenting dementia to the viewer.
Shopkeeperdummy redball.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy with both hands on the desk, later tossing a distressed red ball into the air.
Shopkeeperdummy rightarm.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy resting his head on his right hand.
Shopkeeperdummy layingdown.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy laying on the desk.
Shopkeeperdummy allusions.gif|The Invincible Dummy replacing Shopkeeper Dummy. Note that in-game, this animation does not loop.
===the man variations===
Shopkeeperdummy headdown theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy with his head down on both arms.
Shopkeeperdummy handstogether theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy with his hands together.
Shopkeeperdummy handstand theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy performing a handstand, and subsequently falling down.
Shopkeeperdummy headdownright theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy with his head down on his right arm.
Shopkeeperdummy coin theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy flipping a coin.
Shopkeeperdummy dementia theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy resting his head on his left hand, later presenting dementia to the viewer.
Shopkeeperdummy redball theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy with both hands on the desk, later tossing a distressed red ball into the air.
Shopkeeperdummy rightarm theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy resting his head on his right hand.
Shopkeeperdummy layingdown theman.gif|Shopkeeper Dummy laying on the desk.
===Miscellaneous===
File:Shopkeeper dummy in thunderstorm.jpg|Shopkeeper Dummy's appearance in thunderstorm.
File:Shop.png|Shopkeeper Dummy's appearance in phighting.
File:Shopkeeper dummy Metro.jpg|Shopkeeper Dummy's appearance in metro.
File:Samsdomain shopkeeper dummy.jpg|Shopkeeper Dummy's appearance in samsonite.
SK3.png|Shopkeeper Dummy's appearance prior to v1.2.0.
Shopkeeper my beloved.webp|Shopkeeper Dummy wearing the man on his head prior to v1.2.0.
==Trivia==
*Some of the shopkeeper quotes have references to various forms of media, or Item Asylum lore and development history.
**"I'm a businessman. Professionals have standards." is a reference to the Team Fortress 2 animated movie Meet the Sniper.
**"Lamp oil, ropes, bombs? You want it?" is a reference to Morshu, a character from Link: The Faces of Evil.
**"I heard that a dead meme wanted revenge for abandoning him over the years. Interesting story." is a reference to Weegee, a meme from the 2010's.
**"I heard about a jar of something that turned you into an animal once." references the now-removed Jar of Latex.
**"Those beta devs keep stealing my stuff." and "It's a common misconception that the Beta devs are the actual devs. They're not. They're just scrapped clones." reference boss_beta.
**"I can never get hit by others in my ffa_thunderstorm shop, I think there's something wrong with my humanoid.", "I put a sign outside my ffa_thunderstorm shop to attract more customers. Do you think it's working?", "The amount of people missing is going up rapidly. I was required to install a missing board on the side of my shop in thunderstorm. You think this could be the 10 Hour Burst Man's doings?", and "Thunderstorm kinda gets lonely. Come visit once in a while..." all reference the Shopkeeper's shop in ffa_thunderstorm.
**"Wanna be a big shot?" references Spamton, a character from Deltarune.
**"Robert's voyage has lasted too long. He hasn't returned since." and "Legend goes that there's an Island with oversized pineapples on it." reference ffa_spynappleisland, along with Robert being on the same map.
** "Buy something will ya?" references the name of the song that plays in shops in Earthbound.
**"Our tags keep turning into bombs!" seems to reference the Arby's ad where their food keeps blowing up.
**"I've heard there's a man with the power of nature, that can bring an end to your line." references boss_manofnature.
** "I've heard stories of a man who spends his life guarding a door. I bet he probably took those Oni Academy classes." references Ithor.
**"Pushing a rock around all day must be tiring." references the Indomitable Human Spirit emote.
** "No, I will NOT gangnam like you have." references the secret gangnam style alternate & the corresponding badge.
*The Shopkeeper will change line of dialogue and animation every 5 clicks of any tab that isn't the shop.
==Changes==
*v1.7.0
**the man can once again appear on Shopkeeper Dummy's head.
*v1.2.2
**Invincible Dummy replaced with Shopkeeper Dummy.
***Invincible Dummy now has a 1% chance to replace Shopkeeper Dummy upon opening the shop.
**Shopkeeper Dummy can now play a variety of animations.
**Shopkeeper Dummy can no longer appear with the man on his head.
*v1.2.0
**Shopkeeper Dummy replaced with the Invincible Dummy from the Roblox game Allusions.
**Updated appearance of the shop. Now three-dimensional.
*v0.7.0
**Added Shopkeeper Dummy to the shop.
***Was an image and did not have animations.
***Could rarely appear with the man on his head.
Category:NPCs
Category:Harmless
Category:Friendly NPCs