Catchphrases

Well-known wacky Catchphrases of characters from The Simpsons.
==Simpson Family Catchphrases==
===General===
*"Aaah! Sideshow Bob!" (said when Sideshow Bob ambushes or attacks them)
*"Hi, Dr. Nick!" (said when Dr. Nick greets them)
===Homer Simpson===
*"D'oh!"
*"Woo Hoo!"
*"Why you little!" (Proceeds to choke Bart)
*"Mmm, donuts." (Occasionally replaces "donuts" with other types of food)
*"Aaargh!"
*"Stupid Flanders."
*"BART!"
*"Boring!"
*"Whatever, I'll be at Moe's."
*"Let's All Go Out For Some Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes" (In Tracy Ullman shorts)
*Homer is easily enraged and often yells.
*"The Simpsons Are Going To... (Blank)"
===Marge Simpson===
*"Hrmmm...." (An angered grumble, used when in concerned or disapproving; sometimes used by Lisa as well.)
*"You have no idea what it's like, being married to you."
*"I don't think that's a very good idea."
*"Oh, Homie." (Used when Homer romantically flatters her)
*"So many (blank)s!"
*Marge often mumbles when she is annoyed and has a distinct laugh, though not as famous as Nelson’s.
===Bart Simpson===
*"Eat My Shorts!"
*"Don't Have a Cow, Man!"
*"¡Ay, caramba!"
*"Get Bent."
*"I'm Bart Simpson, Who the Hell are You?"
*"Cowabunga!" (a running joke is that this is his main catchphrase despite the fact that he rarely says it)
*"I Didn't Do It!" (often followed by "Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!")
*"Aw, Man!"
*"Aw, Geez!"
*"Whoa, mama!"
*"Eep!" (Said whenever he realizes he's in serious trouble)
*Bart has on occasion, borrowed "D'oh" from Homer.
*"Ow! Quit it."
*"Good grief!" 
*Bart has a lot of catchphrases and often laughs at Homer or other people.
===Lisa Simpson===
*"If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
*"Quit it, Bart!"
*"BAAAAAART!"
*"Don't have a cow, man!"
*"¡Ay, caramba!"
*Lisa doesn’t really have any catchphrases, and this is shown as a joke when many Springfieldians use their catchphrases while Lisa dryly says, "If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
===Maggie Simpson===
*"(Pacifier Suck)"
*"Daddy." (Her first word in "Lisa's First Word", said a Dadily-Doodily in "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, and said "Da-da" in "There Will Be Buds")
=== Abraham Simpson II ===
* “Hot Diggity Dog!”
* “I'm cold, and (complaint)”
==Other Characters==
===Ned Flanders===
*"Hi-Diddily-Ho!" (often adds "Neighborino" to the end, when addressing Homer)
*"Okily Dokily!"
*"Toodily-Doo"
*"What can I ding-dong-diddily-do for you?"
*He often inserts words like "diddly" and "doodly" in between everything he says.
===Rod and Todd Flanders===
*"Yay!!!"
===Moe Szyslak===
*"How ya doin'?"
*"Ah, geez!!!"
*"Aww, what's a matter, Homer?"
*"WhaaaaAAAAAT?!"
*"Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking." (When prank calls him), later he says: "I'm looking for (Insert name here)! (INSERT NAME HERE)!! ", later on Moe often responds by swearing he will do something bad to him.
===Comic Book Guy===
*"Worst (Insert Noun) Ever!" (occasionally varied with "Best")
===Mr. Burns===
*"Excellent!"
*"Release the Hounds!"
*"Smithers!"
*"Ahoy-hoy?" (when answering the phone)
*"Smithers, who's that (insulting term)?" (He mostly refers to Homer, as Burns always forgets Homer's name.)
*"Simpson, eh?" (when Smithers tells him what his name is)
===Waylon Smithers===
*"That's Homer Simpson, one of your (insulting term) from sector 7G." (response to Mr. Burns' aforementioned catchphrase)
*"Yes, sir?"
*"I never thought you'd ask!"
===Barney Gumble===
*(Burp!)
*(BEEEELLLCH)
*Hey, Homer!
===Krusty the Clown===
*(Goofy Giggle)
*"Hey, Hey Kids!" (often followed by "It's your old pal, Krusty here!")
*"I didn't do it!"
===Professor Frink===
*"Ng Hey!"
*"Glavin!"
*"With the (first noun) and the (second noun) and the hey hey hey!"
*”Ga-Hoy!”
*Frink hiccups and has a very noticable vocal lilt.
===Database===
*"Mmya"
===Nelson Muntz===
*"Ha Ha!" (Nelson laughs at peoples’ misfortune.)
===Mrs. Muntz===
*"I wouldn't put it past him."
*"Ha Ha!"
===Julius Hibbert===
*(Jovial Chuckle) (He often laughs at the wrong time.)
===Nick Riviera===
*"Hi, Everybody!" (often varied with "Bye, Everybody!")
===Edna Krabappel===
*"Ha!"
*Edna smokes a lot and coughs.
===Helen Lovejoy===
*"Think of the Children!"
*"Would someone please think of the children?"
===Snake Jailbird===
*"Dude!"
*"Bye!" (when fleeing the scene of a crime)
*Snake has a Valley Boy accent, and says stuff like “Dude I’m going to, like, TOTALLY waste you,” or other Californian sort of stuff.
===Principal Skinner===
*"SIIIIIMMMMMPSOOOOOONNNNNNN!"
*"(sigh) Yes, mother." Sometimes says it fast and calm.
*"Attention students..." (when making announcements)
*CHAAALMEERRRRRS! (On very rare occasions, when he’s mad at Chalmers)
===Gary Chalmers===
*"SEEEEYYYMOOUURRR!"
*"SKINNNNNERRRRRRR!"
===Agnes Skinner===
*"SEYMOUR!"
===The Yes Guy===
*"E-Yeeeeeessss?"
===Sea Captain===
*"Yargh!"
===Troy McClure===
*"Hi, I'm Troy McClure!"
*"You may remember me from such (insert appearance type) as (insert title) and (insert second title)!" Often weird and funny titles.
===Apu Nahasapeemapetilon===
*"Thank You, Come Again!"
*”Clean Up In All The Aisles.”
===The Rich Texan===
*"Yee Haw!!" (fires 2 pistols in the air)
===Chief Wiggum===
*Assorted puns and word play involving pop culture, e.g. "Hold it right there, Manfred Manslaughter!"
*"Cuff 'em, Lou".
*"Someone Call 911!"
===Bumblebee Man===
*Ay Ay Ay!
*Speaks a lot of Spanish.
===Sideshow Bob===
*"Hello, Bart."
*(evil laughter)
*(grumbling) (mostly after getting hit in the face with a rake or on the head)
===Kearney===
*"Shut up."
===Reverend Lovejoy===
*"Damn Flanders." (more often in earlier seasons)
===Leopold===
*"Listen up, you little FREAKS!"
*More bark than bite.
===Dr. Foster===
*"May God have mercy on us all."
===Sarah Wiggum===
*"CLANCY!"
===Duffman===
*"Oh, Yeah!"
*Usually refers to himself in 3rd person, e.g. "Duffman can still party and dance!"
=== Milhouse Van Houten ===
* "Sorry, Bart"
* "What's Up!"
* ”Radical!”
* "Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
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