A True and Honest Debut

A True and Honest Debut is the first episode of It's a Tomodachi Life. It was released on September 29, 2022.
== Plot ==
=== September 28 ===
For whatever reason, Jess inherits a small island in the middle of the ocean. She decides to name the island “Pen Island” (after her great grandfather Pen Island) and build an apartment complex there. 
The first resident to move in is Jess’ own “lookalike” (whatever that means). Jess’ lookalike is hungry and tasks Jess with finding some food for her to eat. Conveniently, a Tesco appears on the island and Jess buys her lookalike some pizza from the nice robot employee.
Jess’ lookalike enjoys the pizza but, much like real Jess, is never satisfied and tasks Jess with getting her a friend because she’s lonely. 
Before long, the island’s second resident Arsé moves in. Arsé claims he is Jess’ son she had with Dr. Eggman in another playthrough of the game, although Jess’ lookalike has no idea what this means. Jess’ lookalike and Arsé become friends. Regardless, the two are still lonely and so Jess invites famous prostitute Zoltan’s Mum to the island, who joins the friend group. SpongeBot678/Paige, PrimitiveSponge129 and CrazySponge/Aidan also move to the island.
Paige becomes friends with Jess’ lookalike, who is in the middle of a very heated fight with Zoltan’s Mum. Both refuse to apologise until they can calm themselves down. Real Life Jess tries giving Zoltan’s Mum some items to appease her. She discovers that she doesn’t like fish and chips, and refuses to eat any jelly. Luckily, Zoltan’s Mum really likes her new pumpkin mask from the newly-opened hat store and Jess and Zoltan’s Mum become friends again. What they were fighting over no one knows.
Meanwhile, famous singer and also sex offender K*n Str******low joins the island. This prompts a news tower to open up, no doubt to cover K*n’s silly shenanigans. 
In the island's first news report, presented by Paige, Arsé shows off a couple of his poses - one pose, actually. Just one pose. Zoltan’s Mum remarks that “progress never stops, does it?”.
Following his television debut, Arsé goes to bed, muttering that “it’s softer than I thought” whilst wet dreaming. He wakes up and begs Jess to buy him a new hat. She gives him a snazzy-looking fez, which he seems to enjoy. Arsé then levels up and adopts a pet cat.
Paige then begs Jess for some new clothes. She buys her a “colonial uniform”. Paige levels up and adopts a dog, which she names Oscar.
A rankings board opens up on the island. Zoltan’s Mum is the first to be at the top of the “Vitality Ranking” chart, closely followed by K*n Str******low.
Aidan, jealous of Paige and Arsé, wants some new clothes too. Jess buys her a “Bavarian outfit”. He loves it. 
Paige and Arsé then have a rap battle. Arsé wins.300px|center300px|center
K*n Str******low wants to play with Jess. Jess promptly turns off the game.
=== September 29 ===
Paige presents the morning Mii News report. A new sandwich joint has opened up selling sandwiches filled with “chocolate spread burgers”. 
K*n Str******low still desperately wants to play with Jess. Also Jess’ lookalike and Prim are best friends now for some reason.
Jess’ lookalike, Zoltan’s Mum, Paige and Prim play on the Wii U together. Meanwhile, Arsé has taken up a part-time job at Tesco. Zoltan’s Mum, inspired by this, decides to sell some spoilt milk at the morning market for 5p per carton. Jess buys her entire stock (it’s a bargain).
Chris Chan moves onto the island, in the apartment right next to K*n Str******low.300px|center300px|center
Jess’ lookalike has a dream that she turns old, then introduces Zoltan’s Mum to Paige. The two become friends.
Aidan learns a new catchphrase.300px|center
Zoltan’s Mum has a go on her new treadmill.300px|center
Arsé buys a new suit with the money he made from working at Tesco. He doesn’t like it.300px|center
Prim complains that it’s too hot even though it’s Autumn.
Zoltan’s Mum sews some new clothes and Chris Chan becomes friends with Arsé.300px|center
Chris Chan then dyes their hair.300px|center
The Compatibility Tester opens up on the island, two check how compatible two islanders are romantically. Chris Chan and K*n Str******low have a low score of 26% :(. Str******low and Zoltan’s Mum, however, get a modest rating of 45%. 300px|center300px|center300px|center
Zoltan’s Mum then dabs in autosexuality and checks herself out in the mirror. 300px|center
Aidan wants to be friends with Chris Chan. The two really hit it off. Aidan then celebrates by dying his hair green just like his lord and saviour Hoopla. Chris Chan also buys a new hat.300px|center300px|center300px|center
Later, Zoltan’s Mum and Paige do some exercise by the island fountain.300px|center
Scott the Woz then joins the island and immediately rises to the top of the daily Vitality Ranking.300px|center300px|center300px|center
Scott and Chris Chan’s love rating is apparently 50%. He apparently would have more like with Zoltan’s Mum, though, since they share a rating of 77%.300px|center300px|center
Prim gets a new catchphrase.300px|center
Aidan and Chris Chan have an argument. Luckily, a bath is enough to calm Chris down and the two make up.300px|center300px|center
Chris Chan celebrates by making a comeback in their music career and performs at the newly-opened island concert hall.300px|center300px|center
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