No Rules Just Right

an adventure starring Rufus, Ignatious, and Lothario. 
==Setting==
Niqamui
==Short Episode Description==
Join Rufus, Lothario and Ignatious as they battle their way to win the annual fighting competition. No Rules Just Right is an actual play podcast using the LURPS rule set.
==Non Player Characters==
*Joy Thundervoice
*Xavier Tinman
*Barre Barnum
*Mac McCrell
*Dear Park
*Felicia Fairwind
*Erik Hightide
*Aqua Fina
*Hamish "Cutlass" McGraw
*Squirrel General Wily Nuts
*Thueban Al’Afeaa
*Auriel Greenleaf
*Niles Longbottom
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==Plot Summary==
The Annual Niqamui Fighting Tournament has arrived again! This years contestants are Lothario, Ignatious, and Rufus! But will the three of them make it to the tournament? Or will dastardly side missions stand in their way? Find out next time on Firebreathing Kittens!!!!!!
The day starts off with the crew in the guild hall enjoying a drink with Nusi the barkeep and Xavier. Xavier is still learning how to love himself, but his new legs provided by Ignatious are helping. A boom outside signifies the beginning of the tournament and the three go outside to investigate. 
Soon they are treated to a beautiful site, an arena hovering over the Niqamui Bay as well as a festival outside. So many things for our heroes to explore! Lothario decides he is a bit unkempt and makes his way to the bathroom with Xavier to teach him the usefulness of facial hair grooming. Rufus and Ignatious make there way to the temples before they all regroup. Inside Xavier is able to achieve some closure with Barre Barnum, who gives the tinman a bag full of money and magic as restitution. They also buy some food and when buying figurines of themselves, Joy is there to support Lothario and the two share a hug of true love. They also teach Xavier a valuable lesson in self actualization when they convince the bot to buy a figurine of himself. 
The crew then make their way into the tournament, where they show off skills to make their way inside. The three meet some Aguan competition in the waiting room in the form of Eric Hightide and Felicia Fairwind. before eventually being led up to an airship. And then the tournament begins! Rufus turns the crew into clouds of air and they dive off the ship, alighting at the bottom of a massive arena. In the middle, a tall and perilous mountain filled with traps. To win, they have to make their way to the top! Steep cliffs to climb, tumbling rocks to dodge, and contestants to beat, the three start to make their way up the base of the mountain. On the next level they are confronted by Thueban Al’Afeaa who set a trap for the crew, tossing Rufus into some lava. Though other than some burnt ends, Lothario and Ignatious are able to deter the bully enough that he gets caught up by the storm. The next level they find a thick fog hiding an attack lying in wait by Dear Park. But the three of them are able to clear the fog and reveal the trap. Then Ignatious, using a convenient magic scroll, was able to charm her into becoming a temporary ally. 
Finally they ascended to the top level, but before a victor could be named, Auriel Greenleaf appeared ready to force the heroes to submission. But a one-two-three punch from them was able to launch the man back into the Fey Realm where he belonged. Finally the three ascended to victory, laying claim to this years title and one million gold! They had an opportunity to address the entire city of Niqamui.
Rufus said a bad joke, Ignatious promoted his new Eastinghouse acquisition, and Lothario dropped the freshest rap ever heard in Guaso. 
Then the three sailed off into the sunset... On a pirate ship that attacked the arena during the final celebration. Rufus blew the ship out to sea, taking our three adventurers and a ship full of Aguan pirates right out of the episode!
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