The Aku Realms/OPED

The Aku Realms Opening (EN)
The Aku Realms Ending (EN)
Behold, it is I, Priest Mamon!Dread master of the Realms of Aku!...Nice to meet you.
Soon, my nine-year long quest to bring the Aku Realms under my total domination willenter its final stage...
It has been a perilous journey...
Endless foreboding! Constant agonies!Pandemonium! Wickedness rampant!Tedium, disgrace and obligation!
I get a little emotional justremembering all those good times.
Little by little, we have drawn lifeforce from other realms to weakenthe arcane seals that have trapped the Lord of Ruin in eternal slumber.
We will add the power of the revivedLord of Ruin to our legion of evil, andcomplete our rule of the Aku Realms.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!MWAHAHAHAHA... ha...
...what's this??A weirdly cute army, brimming withlife energy, have broken the barrierbetween mortal realms and our world.
The Gates of Aku have opened!
We must seal the Gates before...What's this? "Meow meow"?!?!How uncouth! How annoying!
No matter.Such foolish creatures...let us call them... "Cats"...We shall deal with them in time.
There are more pressing matters:A crystal of awakening has beenfound in the caldera of Mount Aku!
We must find it immediately!With the crystal's power, the ritual ofrebirth for the Lord of Ruin can begin!
And if some fool does dare interfere...the dark magics of the Aku Altarswill weaken them enough that ourarmies can crush them with ease.
A flawless plan! We cannot be stopped!
And so...The Aku Realms: Dark Priest's Desirebegins! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And sothe freshly awoken Lord of Ruinwas once again sealed intoeternal slumber by the Cats.
Our ambitions of total dominationof the Aku Realms, plotted forso long... all in vain...
A netherworld ruledby the Cats, for the Cats...uniting all planes ofexistence in one grand empire.
That was the plan, but...in the end, nothing reallychanged for daily lifeamong the Aku.
The one big change is thatnow all Aku pacts with mortal beings now include a signingbonus of extra Cat Food.
But it's none of my business now...
The Seals created by the Aku Altarsto drain away life energy to thedark Realms have all been dispelled.
I too... have lost everything...
From the shadows,I watched the war between Catsand the Lord of Ruin unfold.
Just before the Lord of Ruin wassent back to his eternal slumber,something came out of his mouth.
It looked like the Cats took itback as a souvenir. If only I'drealized sooner just what it was!
And so, several days later...
With my ambitions crushed, I returnedto the mortal world for the first timein many years. Family and friends,gathered for dinner and then astroll around the smoking caldera...
And somehow, I felt like I couldfind happiness in a simple life,free of domination and destruction.
I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY,BATTLE CATS!!!Also... thank you,Battle Cats...
We'll surely meet again,Battle Cats. Just you wait...