Uncle Muscles

Alfred Murawski, better known as Uncle Muscles is a public access television host and a celebrity in kindred society in the Spectre chronicle.
== Appearance ==
Plain is the word best used to describe Alfred, with the only particularly outstanding things about him being the iconic long curls and just how average he looks. His exterior is warm and inviting and it isn't hard to see how kindred could become drawn to him as he is the archetype of humanity's best qualities. Many joke that Uncle Muscles is the safest human in Los Angeles as anyone unlucky enough to bring harm to him would certainly be dealt a swift and extreme dose of justice.
== Personality ==
As the polite and almost endearingly awkward-at-times host of 'Uncle Muscles Hour' on local television he radiates a caring and friendly aura, seeming to genuinely care about his -- as some humans would put it -- relatively lame and unrewarding job. The kindred who have met him can attest to his on-screen personality being authentic and say that he is a shining example of the goodness in humans.
== Biography ==
The 'Uncle Muscles Hour' is a talent show broadcast between 1:00AM and 2:00AM on Los Angeles public access television. In truth the programme was struggling to gain a viewership and was on its last legs, about to be axed by executives at the station, when a kindred viewer had a bright idea. During the show itself Uncle Muscles hosts a segment where he reads letters and shout-outs from fans, and the idea was to use this format to convey secret messages to other kindred who may be watching (or who had been instructed to tune in).
After the invention of this idea was used between a small group of kindred it began to grow and grow until the viewership of the 'Uncle Muscles Hour' was almost entirely vampiric in nature. This secondary use for his show inadvertently saved his career in public access television and made him an unwitting celebrity to L.A.'s cainite population. While he has no idea that vampires even exist, they are his biggest fans, and some have even managed to feature as acts in the talent show portion (it being on the bucket lists of more than a few kindred).
These nights, it is not uncommon to tune in and hear something along the lines of "Hey now, this one's from my pal Hugo in San Fernando, and he says 'Uncle Muscles, can you let my friend Richard know that he still needs to clean up that mess he made in the kitchen? I'm not about to do it myself!' Well Richard c'mon, don't leave your buddy hanging like that or you'll have Uncle Muscles to deal with!" And of course he'll chuckle to himself afterwards and happily move onto the next shoutout without realising that fan was really Hugo Becker ordering one of his subordinates to silence a witness at a restaurant he owns.
== Trivia ==
* He was first mentioned in Practice Ain't Perfect.
* Nobody knows where the nickname 'Uncle Muscles' came from, particularly as Albert is a lean man at best.
Category:Characters created by Morgan
Category:Humans (VTM)