Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms

Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, like DARO Retard Capsules, Highway Cookies, and Smack Sea Prawns, are a product designed as a weapon so toxic, it can corrupt, poison, and or kill victims. They are commonly used by the Supreme AI, and serve to be a great annoyance to Microsoft Sam, Ressa, Mike, Mary, and Missingno.
==History==
The Virus Mushrooms shared a similar history to the Retard Capsules. The Virus Mushrooms were first discovered by Microsoft Sam in AceOfSpadesProduc100's video Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Engrish THE FIRST on January 27, 2014.
==Symptoms==
*Forces to breakdance and play Rickroll
*Diarrhea-infesting the Bottomless Pit whilst vomiting in a mixed order of reverse, G-major, and both
*Forces to play Big Rigs on a Magnavox Odyssey
*Forces to eat Anti-calculus toothpaste
*Forces to uninstall antivirus software and replace it with SpySherrif (or any other rogue antivirus)
*Car/truck exaust burps
*niarT FTW  (Reverse WTF Train)
*Pervasive urges to divide by zero
*Double Rainbow
*Hypnosis
*Color-changing eyes
*Death (35% chance)
*ROFLcopter Seizures
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