JZARDO

Oooheehee! Greetings, riddlemaster! It is I, Jzardo!No doubt you wonder what they all have—why have I, the great Jzardo, deigned to grace this realm with my all-encompassing presence? And who is the great Jzardo?
Well, little riddler, I, Jzardo, am he who sees through all.
OOOHEEHEHEHEE! But come, more explanation is needed than this. Let us begin the tale.
== Fiddle-Dee-Dee! ==
Now, then, a drop of history to dilute this bucket of ignorance you have filled near-to-the-brim!I, Jzardo, am no wretched human! Nay, nor nether spirit! Some have called me Lurker, others elf, others Spirit. All wrong! Oooheheheheee! I will tell you what I am, but I will only tell you MY WAY!I am not glue, nor am I earth, nor grasping ape fell from yon treeSeven-five, deep in rubble, lies the kin of ancient meThree and coin combine to see the lord of sunset's zigguratOn the edge of greatest heartbreak which a broken mind begat.What am I, Riddlemaster?Now, certainly, much there is I remember not, and much I choose not to tell! You, though...you will come to know me as Jzardo, a performer, a hunter, bane of Keepers and bearer of THE VIRIDIAN SIGIL.You would do well to hope I never get around to showing you this, riddlemaster. They did not much like it in the Old World, oh, no, they did not!
== Aha! Oho! Oohee! ==
But how does the world see me? Well, riddlemaster, you shall know me as a small goblin-like creature! I have a beautiful handlebar mustache and a tall wizard's hat, and I wear not a scrap else—save a long length of chalk. Hee hee! But you would do well not to underestimate me. Many goblins of the Old World worship me as a liberating godling, and I let them believe this, for their aid is helpful to me and mine noble efforts at enlightening you hairless monkeys. 
And the dwarves, those workers of earth and mud, they see me as a demon. They are a rare species these days—you're welcome, riddlemaster—and in some of their books are obscure orders to slay anything matching my description. Needless to say, they have failed so far. The poor fools! 
And as for the humans...we are dear friends, it is true. I have nursed your squirming kind at the teat of knowledge, and you have paid me back time and time again with amusement, worship, and, best of all, an audience!
== And So, Riddlemaster... ==
Why am I here now? I am here to help you, of course! It's such a dreadful mess here. We will be paying a visit shortly. I truly, truly cannot wait.
See you soon!
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