Fusion scraps

==Tendo==
(From "Ficlet: Vee")
Watching "The Blacklist" and half waiting for a Kaiju to pop through a wall and eat Yancy.
And Tendo just showed up as an evil drug lord. I'm gonna die, here.
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT HE (the drug lord) LOOKED FAMILIAR
It's the ponytail. And sideburns. XD
I have a fusion itch but I feel like Tendo's younger than the drug lord. Hmmm...
I would agree with that assessment. Some look-a-like relative, maybe? Tendo does have some sort of 'shady' past, after all.
>preens<
Already done cousins... maybe a very young uncle?
Could definitely work, 'specially if we're dealing with large families.
Watch as Tendo's an eight cousin to the triplets XD 
>snork<
== Angelique ==
See "Camille Langlais (No. 191)"
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== Family Affairs ==
"Good morning, Ranger Becket," greets Navabi with a perfectly straight face.
"Not you, too," groans Ressler. 
"Yes, 'me, too'," she replies, handing him a file. "Your brother wants to talk to you." 
"My brother ...?" he wonders, opening the file and then slamming it shut. 
"Have a nice trip." Navabi barely contains her smile.
. 
"What's this about you having a brother?" calls Red. 
Ressler groans. 
"I could've /sworn the background check--"
"I don't have a brother--"
"--didn't turn up any siblings--"
"I don't have a brother!"
"Ouch, bro, really feeling the love." 
Ressler's head falls to the table. 
"So /you're the imfamous Ressler black sheep."
"The one and only," grins Jax. 
"The resemblance is un/canny."
===Benefits===
(with Rorykurago)
It's an endgame thing--thanks to Red, Ressler literally has no life nor family (first they broke up, then they got back together again, and then she got shot and died) so here, Ressler, I found you a brother!
Ressler comes home to find a leather jacket hanging in the closet. He asks for patience.
""Hey, bro!"" 
Don’t be on the couch don’t be on the couch—Ressler steps from the entry—
Jax is on his couch. 
Jax is on his couch (again). 
Jax is drinking his beer (again).
Jax has his boots on his coffee table (again). 
“Good day?” asks Jax. 
Ressler scowls to the phone, punches in a number. 
Jax settles back against the couch, takes a pull from the bottle. 
"Mr Reddington, why is a criminal in my house, on my couch, and drinking my beer?"
""Oh, Mr Teller?""
"Hi, Red!" calls Jax. 
""Good afternoon, Mr Teller, I’m glad to hear you’ve made yourself at home. As for the ‘how’, Donald, I let him in; saves you the trouble of explaining to your neighbours why you have the gall to let your own flesh and blood freeze on the front step."" 
Ressler keeps his voice even. "Why would he even have a reason to freeze on the stoop? I have no connection with him other than the fact we happen to look arguably similar."
"More than ‘arguably similar’, Donny!" Wrinkles his nose. "God, that is such a stick-up-your-ass way to put it, too."
""I feel your performance would benefit from a more supportive home environment."" 
Ressler side eyes Jax. “How is he supportive?!" 
""You need more friends.""
"I have plenty of friends!"
""Who aren't colleagues?"" 
"He’s drinking my beer!" Ressler … "I don't want this one!"
"But Donny," grins Jax. "We're Drift Compatible!" 
"NO WE'RE NOT."
""I must be off. Have a good day, Donald, and send my regards to Mr Teller, will you? Wonderful.""
Ressler glares at the phone, hangs up, gives Jax a withering look. "Didn't even bring your own beer." Grumbles by, plucking bottle. 
"I was drinking that!" 
"It’s my beer!" 
"Would you like me to go buy some?" 
"Uh, /yes." 
"Would you like me to go buy some with money I'll be laundering?" 
Ressler’s eye twitches. 
"I mean, sure, I’ll go; should I use the gun money or the porn?"
Ressler neither cries nor has a conniption. 
"I have blackmail cash, too, if you'd rather."
Tags: The Blacklist, Sons of Anarchy, Yancy (mention), Reddington, Raleigh (mention)
== Red & Liu ==
"I thought, Dragon, the urban legend was that a beautiful person surrounded themselves with less beautiful people to make themselves look better, yet here you are with a gorgeous retinue looking all the better for it."
(Daiyu actually looks like she should be there; Wash is slouched in a chair glowering and boooored.)
Tags: The Blacklist, Reddington, Liu, Daiyu, Chuck D
== I Sent for Daughters ==
“Hey, Mack, how’s your boy?”
"*death-stares* *fingers trigger of rifle*"
(Mack has two daughters)
Tags: The Unit, Herc (mention), Chuck (mention)
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