Won't Let You Down

Won't Let You Down is the fifteenth episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 15th episode overall. It was written by , and directed by , and aired on June 3rd, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[Episode opens with an exterior shot of the apartment. Cut to Patrick lounging on the couch, again.]
Patrick: (scratching his back) Life is so boring...
Gary: Meow.
Patrick: What's that, Gary?
Gary: Meow.
Patrick: The time?
[Patrick checks the clock. It is 21:55. He screams and jumps out of his seat.]
Patrick: SPONGEBOB COMES HOME IN FIVE MINUTES!!! Uh, uh… I gotta do my chores before he comes home!
[He pulls out his to-do-list from behind his back and begins reading it.]
Patrick: "Do nothing, do nothing, do nothing, do nothing, do nothing, do nothing, do nothing, do nothing, and walk Gary." 
[Cut to Patrick walking Gary on a leash outside the front door before immediately walking back in.]
Patrick: Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
[Patrick throws himself back on the couch as SpongeBob enters.]
SpongeBob: I'm back Patrick! Gosh, you look tired! Did you have a busy day?
Patrick: No comment.
[Gary begins happily licking SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: Oh stop it, you! (laughs)
Patrick: Did you get up to anything cool?
SpongeBob: Oh, just the usual.
Patrick: Mmm-hmm. 
[Pause.]
SpongeBob: Good talk.
[SpongeBob hangs up his work hat.]
SpongeBob: Did you finish all your chores?
Patrick: Yeah, I, uh… spent all day doing them, mom! (giggles)
[SpongeBob takes a look at the list.]
SpongeBob: Hmm, there's still one more not ruled out yet. "Return book to library". I didn't know you liked reading, Patrick!
Patrick: Why would you make the assumption that just because I borrow books from the library that I enjoy reading? I find books helpful in assisting me with other stuff when you're not here. Like the time when you hid the remote control on a really high shelf that I couldn't reach. I used the book as a stair to grab it! And then there's when Gary starts pestering me every weekday 'round about lunchtime. I always hit him with a book and he shuts right up! I really don't know why he does that!
Gary: (rolls eyes) Meow…
Patrick: Let me have a look at that!
[Patrick snatches the list from SpongeBob.]
Patrick: Uh, yeah. I guess I didn't see that one.
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. Calm down.
[Patrick lets out a deep breath.]
SpongeBob: Good boy. Now, where is the library book?
Patrick: Uh… I don't know.
SpongeBob: Think really hard about this.
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob! Don't you remember what happened last time I did that?!
SpongeBob: Patrick. Where. Is. The. Book?
[The camera slowly zooms in on Patrick's drooling face.]
SpongeBob: Where. Is. The. Book? Where is it? I know it's your brain somewhere, Pat. Somewhere buried deep in your brain…
[Transition to the inside of Patrick's mind. We see a military force with each member heavily resembling Patrick.]
Army Patrick: Listen up troops! We've got a command from the higher-ups here! We need to figure out where that library book is!
Patrick Cadets: (saluting) Sir, yes sir!
 
Patrick Cadet 1: Uh, what's a book again?
Army Patrick: No idea.
[A Patrick wearing a lab-coat approaches them.]
Smart Patrick: Ugh. Why do I have to do all the work around here? We left the book at-
Army Patrick: Shut your piehole! You know you're not welcome here! You think too much...
Smart Patrick: But sir, I'm just trying to-
Army Patrick: Do you run this establishment?
Smart Patrick: Um…
Army Patrick: Exactly! Now get out of my sight!
[Smart Patrick walks off sulking as we transition back into the real world. Patrick looks like he is in a deep trance.]
SpongeBob: Patrick are okay? (Pause) Patrick? Patrick? 
Patrick: Uh, what are we doing again?
SpongeBob: Patrick, we need to find that library book and return it before it closes and WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!
[Pause.]
Patrick: Oh, the book! Yeah, it's on the couch.
[Pan over to the couch where the book is. SpongeBob facepalms.]
SpongeBob: Okay, you could have told me that a while ago but it's fine, I guess. When does the library close?
Patrick: Half past ten.
SpongeBob: And what time is it now?
Patrick: Twenty past ten.
SpongeBob: Oh, right.
[After a brief pause the two begin frantically running around screaming.]
SpongeBob: AAAAAHHHH! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
Patrick: I DON'T WANT TO PAY A FINE!
[Grass Skirt Chase begins playing as we cut to the two frantically running out of their apartment block and onto the streets of New Kelp with the book.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[The music suddenly stops as we see an old man slowly crossing a road.]
Old Man: Any minute now…
[The music resumes as SpongeBob and Patrick knock him over as they dash through the city screaming.]
SpongeBob: (yelling) Sorry old person!
Old Man: (in the distance sounding weak) I love the young people… 
[Cut to Squidward sitting in a coffee shop.]
Squidward: (happy) Wow, I can't believe it! I came all this way for a Kelpy G concert and haven't bumped into SpongeBob and Patrick once! Today must be my lucky-
[SpongeBob and Patrick race past the window. Squidward's smile immediately turns into a frown.]
Squidward: Of course.
[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick rapidly approaching the library. The door is wide open.]
SpongeBob: We're gonna make it!
Patrick: Hooray!
[Just as they reach the library door, the librarian slams it shut and puts up the "closed" sign.]
SpongeBob: (sad) Oh no, we're too late!
[The two begin banging on the door. The librarian reopens it.]
Librarian: (sighs) We're closed.
SpongeBob: I was just wondering if my best friend and roommate here could return his library book, if you wouldn't mind. We're not that late and we really don't want to pay the fine.
Librarian: Read the sign.
Patrick: (pronouncing it like "closet") "Closed". Huh, that's a funny word.
SpongeBob: Heh-heh. I was just wondering if we could make just one teenie-weenie exception, your honour.
[Pause.]
Librarian: No.
SpongeBob: Please?
Librarian: No.
SpongeBob: Pretty please?
Librarian: No.
SpongeBob: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
[Pause.]
Librarian: (sighs) Fine. Let me see that.
[SpongeBob passes the librarian the book.]
Librarian: (opens the book to the first page) This isn't even a library book. (showing them) Where's the list of all the people that have taken it out?
[After a pause, SpongeBob and Patrick's nervously look at each other.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: (in unison) We've got the wrong book.
Narrator: Coming up next time on Channel 6's Moments Before Disaster-
[End.]
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