Susan TV Episode 3 (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

== Susan Wraparound 1 ==
Crowd Cheering
Susan: “Welcome, everyone to SUSAN TV! This is our third episode. Today, we’ll be starting the show with Tania and Tia!”
Ava: “Also because our topic for today is about commercials, this episode will basically be just Susan talking about wonderful things by herself with commercial breaks in between.”
Laugh Track
Susan: “I guess so. But you didn’t make a short for this episode.”
Laugh Track
Susan: “Presenting to you, Hedgehog Heroes!”
Crowd Cheering
Susan: “Hedgehog Heroes!”
Samantha: “Susie, don’t we need the audience to be introduced to the people who made this short?”
Susan: “Oh, right!”
Tania and Tia go on stage
Tania: “Hey, everyone! Tania here. I’m pretty sure you know the three big historical figures of Mobius that still exist till this day. Sonic, Amy, and Samantha. Speed, Strength, and Smartness.”
Tia: “Isn’t it intelligence?”
Tania: “I wanted it to be alliterative.”
Laugh Track
Tia: “OK, Mom! Not gonna question.”
Laugh Track
Tania: “What if these historical figures were in toys? Which is to be expected because they are famous.”
Laugh Track
Tia: “Stop it, crowd! Sitcoms fall into this trap every time, because it’s ANNOYING!”
Crowd: “Aww…”
Laugh Track
Tia: “I told you to stop!”
Swift: he laughs extremely hard and it is revealed he put that sound effect on the speakers “Oh, that is hilarious!”
Tia: “Cousin Swift?”
Susan: “This is going on for too long, let’s get to the short.”
== Hedgehog Heroes ==
Tania Narrator: “Oh no! Dr. Eggman is attacking the city!”
Eggman Toy: he laughs
Tania Narrator: “By the way, that toy has a voice box. Just tap it with your hand or on any surface.”
Tia Narrator: “Thank goodness we have 3 heroes to save us.”
Tania Narrator: “One hero, two heroines.”
Tia Narrator: “Oh, right.”
Sonic Toy: he shoots Homing Shot projectiles at Eggman
Eggman Toy: “No way! I can’t believe this!”
Amy Toy: she spins extremely fast, knocking the Eggman Toy down
Eggman Toy: “Ugh!”
Samantha Toy: she Cyan Lasers Eggman
Eggman Toy: he gets knocked down a surface
Tania Narrator: “By the way, the Eggman Toy is near indestructible, but to make sure it doesn’t get destroyed, maybe put a carpet.”
Tia Narrator: “AND, there is a large collection of toys of Sonic, Amy, and Samantha!”
Tania and Tia: “Buy now! Only 2 dollars for each Sonic, Amy, or Samantha figure! The Eggman Toy costs 5 dollars. For every collection of 15 toys you complete, you’ll get a free carpet. A smaller one for every Eggman Toy you buy.”
== Susan Wraparound 2 ==
Crowd: “GIMME GIMME GIMMER GIMME GIMME GIMME!”
Tia: “I knew this was gonna happen.”
Tania: “That’s why I got Tails to build a large shelf underneath the screen.”
Tails: he presses the button
The wall that is meant to be the screen opens and reveals a shelf for Hedgehog Heroes toys
The crowd runs to the giant shelf and buys the collections
Susan: “That was a lot of profit, Tania!”
Tania: “Thanks, crowd! Now I can give my daughter what she wants!”
Susan: “Speaking of Tails, he and Heads made a commercial too! Presenting to you, Tails Vision!”
Crowd cheers
Heads: “Welcome, everyone!”
Tails: “Time for me to show my commercial.”
== Tails Vision ==
Tails: “Are you tired of being limited to 300 channels in your television? Then buy Tails Vision! The cable channel that lets you browse 400 channels! If your country lacks a channel, you have the option to watch another country’s channel choices! You can even watch some banned episodes in the new channel, Prower Power Broadcasting!”
Prower Power Broadcasting Jingle
Heads: “If episodes of shows can’t be watched without the creator’s power
Then watch those episodes in the channel of Prower!”
Song Ends
Tails: “Buy it now! You’ll get a discount for as long as this commercial airs on your former cable box.”
== Susan Wraparound 3 ==
Crowd Cheering
Susan: “Wonderful!”
Tails: he opens a shelf under the stage
Crowds with enough money go to the shelf
Cream: she buys a lot of them to put them in the ICUs in the Prower Towers hospital
Susan: "A+ service for your patients, Cream! Next, we have... LUCY!"
Crowd Cheers
Lucy: "Hello! Lucy here. The cat, the cook, the legend!"
Crowd Cheers Again
Lucy: "Time for the Chaflick Cat commercial!"
The Crowd Goes Wild
== Chaflick The Switch ==
Chaflick The Switch plays
Lucy: "Hello, guys, it is me, Lucy!
Welcome to the restaurant of burgers so juicy!
If you Chaflick The Switch to going to this kitchen
Then your dining experience will certainly be bewitching!
It's the Chaflick Cat! The burgers it serves are great!
It's the Chaflick Cat! They have a five-star rate!
It's the Chaflick Cat! Food critics love it so much!
It's the Chaflick Cat! It’s love at first touch!”
== Susan Wraparound 4 ==
Crowd Cheering
Lucy: “Thank you, thank you, thank you. Everybody, get your free samples of Juicy Burgers!”
Crowd rushes and eats the burgers
Susan: “Our next guests is… Curd!”
Crowd Cheers even louder
Curd: “It’s me, your favorite bunny girl, CURD! Now what am I advertising? A fruit drink stand! That’s right. Not just a lemonade stand, a fruit juice stand!”
Susan: “I happened to own it before.”
Curd: “Just roll the commercial.”
== Curd Fruit Drinks ==
Curd: “Hello. Most kids like to make money by opening up a lemonade stand. But I am a kid who opened up a FRUIT JUICE stand!”
Susan: “I opened it up. I gave you ownership.”
Curd: “It’s a commercial.”
Ricotta: “Fruit juice stand?”
Curd: “More like a fruit DRINK stand!”
Ricotta: “Why?”
Curd: “I serve…”
Drink Song Plays
Curd: “Juices and flavored milk, and even some shakes!
Said shakes can have the combinations you will take!
Like sago, and pearls or coconuts on top!
For anyone’s taste these drinks will never flop!”
Song Ends
Ricotta: “Buy now!”
== Susan Wraparound 5 ==
Crowd cheers
Curd: “Your favorite drinks will be served with all you can buy here being 50% cheaper!”
The shelf shows Curd Fruit Drinks and the crowd buys them
Curd: “Tada!”
Susan: “Go advertising your drinks among the crowd, Curd! Our next guest for today will be Honey the Cat!”
Crowd Cheering
Honey: “Wait, we made a commercial before.”
Susan: “Did you make another?”
Honey: “No.”
Crowd: “Aww….”
Skyler, Madeline, and Stella: “We did!”
Crowd Cheering
Stella: “I’m a celebrity. I’m literally Mobotropolis’ princess.”
Skyler: “Hope our commercial wasn’t a disaster.”
== Honey Brand Accessories and Clothing ==
Skyler: “Hey guys and gals! Want to buy clothing that will make you look like a grown up?”
Madeline: “Want to buy clothing that’ll make you become a star?”
Stella: “But it’s not just clothing. We have accessories too to make you look great, like lipstick, hats, necklaces, nail polish, and glasses.”
Madeline: “It’s pretty telling when the Princess of Mobotropolis of all people loves it.”
Skyler: “So we recommend you buy from Honey Branding Accessories and Clothing!”
Madeline: “Our boss literally fought against Sonic and friends and stopped a Death Egg.”
== Susan Wraparound 6 ==
Crowd Cheering
Honey: “The commercial isn’t great. However, as long as it works, I’ll take it.”
The Crowd gives Honey money and buys clothes, with some buying expensive clothing and accessories
Honey: “Oh, and thanks for buying our most expensive stuff!”
Stella: “One more thing. Another commercial, please?”
== Honey Money ==
Honey: “It’s been nice becoming a fashion designer. To thank you for all of these, we present to you, HONEY MONEY!”
Crowd: “What’s honey money?”
Honey: “For every clothing we mark as expensive, we give you a Honey Money pass. Level 2 clothing will give you a 20% discount on the next thing you buy, so long as you’re not using another Honey Money paper. Level 3 clothing will give you a 50% discount on the next thing you buy, so long as you’re not using a Honey Money paper. And Level 4 clothing will give you an 80% discount on the next thing you buy…”
Madeline: “So long as you’re not using a Honey Money paper, blah blah blah.”
Honey: “Anything classified under Level 2 is any clothing that costs 2000-3999 Mobiums. Anything classified under Level 3 is any clothing that costs 4000-5999 Mobiums. 6000+ Mobium costing clothing is under Level 4.”
== Susan Wraparound 7 ==
The people that bought the Levels 2-4 clothing go to Honey
Madeline: she gives the crowd their Honey Money bills
Honey: “Thanks, Madeline.”
Susan: “And lastly, time for some PSAs with Cream!”
Crowd Cheering
Cream: “Thank you, thank you. I don’t want to sound boastful, so Ricotta, please introduce the audience to the PSAs.”
Ricotta: “Sure, Mom!” he goes to the mic “As a woman of high morality, Mom would want to make PSAs to teach the world.”
Custard: “So presenting to you, Cream PSAs!”
Clara: “With guest star Sonic the Hedgehog.”
Butter: “What? Are we doing a Sonic Sez?”
Clara: “Yeah.”
Sonic: “Hey! I remember doing those before!”
== Cream’s PSA Collection ==
Caution
Cream: “Remember kids, don’t play with lighters, matches, and sharp objects.”
Sonic: “Though pencils are dull, don’t play with them either. Especially when they are sharpened, though they can easily be dulled again.”
Fruits and Veggies
Cream: “Remember kids, eat fruits and veggies everyday!”
Sonic: “If you don’t like veggies, maybe just add something to make it more delicious.”
Cream: “Everyone loves fruits, though.”
Sonic: “That includes nuts.”
Cream: “Really?”
Sonic: “Nuts do come from flowering plants.”
Cream: “That’s science to you, kids! Fruits and veggies should be eaten, and nuts are fruits scientifically!”
Bowling Balls on the Face
Cream: “Never hit anyone with a bowling ball or a medicine ball in the face.”
Sonic: “Yeah. If you do, that’s no good!”
Cream: “Yeah, it might cause concussion.”
Sonic: “And we don’t want that.”
== Susan Wraparound 8 ==
Crowd Cheering
Susan: “And that’s it! Hope you enjoyed the show!”
The End!
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