The Merchant

The Merchant battled The Happy Mask Salesman in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 7. He was played by Justin Buckner.
==Information on the Rapper==
The Weapons Merchant, known in the localization simply as the "Merchant", is a shady, unnamed merchant in Resident Evil 4 created by Capcom as means for the player to upgrade, sell, and purchase weapons. He supplies the character with weapons, weapon upgrades, and healing items along his journey.
The identity and origin of the merchant are a mystery. No explanation is given for his presence, nor is there any for his apparent willingness to assist Leon Kennedy in his mission. He appears frequently throughout the game in fixed locations to sell the player (among other things) weapons, weapon upgrades, and first aid sprays. The player finds money to pay for his wares throughout the game, and can also sell precious items or unwanted weapons to the merchant for more money to spend. Later in the game, the merchant also runs several shooting galleries for the player to participate in.
Sadly, to the detriment of the franchise at large, the Merchant has never appeared since. Another Merchant appears in the iPhone  game Biohazard: Degeneration.
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1:===
Hello, stranger, you've got your facts flipped.
Tell me why your pedophillic ass has to scare those little kids.
Don't look at me with that stupid grin, you creepy damn clown.
The reason I wear this bandana is so I don't have to see your ass in Clock Town.
I sell all my shit, you're just a loan shark.
At least when I wanna sell something, stranger, the price has a decent mark.
The Moon doesn't wanna see your ass so he crushed your town with all his might.
Me kick your ass? Ha! I'll buy that at a high price!
===Verse 2:===
You've got a lot of good things on sale, stranger. your victory isn't one.
What are you buyin'? Psyche! I would never let you be a customer, son.
24 hours remain? Better get your shit and fly,
Want another ass beating? Ha ha, come back any time!
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