Chris Pearson

Christopher Pearson, also known as Chris, ChrisBoy, Steel Scorpion, Glass Spider and Monkey Face, is the main deuteragonist from the Dan Vs. series.
== Charactah Account ==
Dan's dimwitted and gluttonous best friend and Elise's husband, Chris tries to live out a normal life while also operating as the reluctant and unwilling sidekick to Dan's schemes. Dan's only real friend since childhood, Chris assists Dan with whatever scheme he has, whether he wants to or not.
Chris is described as Dan's lovable oaf of a friend who chooses to solve problems through a passive and moral standard. Though he can and will successfully beat someone up if he feels his loved ones are threatened, or if he's told to. He is a complete pushover and can never say no to his wife or best friend, no matter what they ask of him.
Chris is very laid-back and easy-going, and is often the voice of reason in Dan's wild schemes, and oftentimes his conscience, as well. He has had several jobs over the course of the series, but has been fired from all of them, most for unknown reasons but at least one job he lost because of Dan and Elise's meddling.
== Appearance ==
=== Cartoons ===
* Dan Vs.
* Dan Vs. Season 2
* Dan Vs. Season 3
=== Video Games ===
* Dan Vs. The Game
== Trivia ==
* Chris, alongside Dan and Elise, is one of the few characters to appear in every episode of the series.
* Chris has a small gap between his two front teeth, like his voice actor Dave Foley.
* Dan and Chris are portrayed to be young children around the same time in "Summer Camp", as well as being in the same grade level in "The High School Reunion," but this would be impossible because according to their birthdays on their IDs, they are about 10 years apart from each other.
* Chris is 1/16 Canadian, which is 15/16 less Canadian than his voice actor, Dave Foley.
* He takes being called a "Yeti Lover" as a serious offence.
* He is revealed to be half-bear in Canada.
* According to his driver’s license (seen in "The Animal Shelter"), he was born on 02/22/85, making 26 years old at the time of the first season, which makes him roughly 10 years younger than Dan.
** He is also 6'2 and weighs 220 lbs.
** He also lives in the Van Nuys neighborhood in Los Angeles.
** His license reveals his last name to be Pearson. This makes him one of the few main characters so far to have both their first and last names revealed. This could mean that Dan's last name is Mandel.
* He is also a notoriously bad driver, as it is mentioned by both him and Dan that he is constantly running over cyclists.
* His license plate reads: PUSHOVR.
* He has been tasered by Elise, but it was "for his own good".
* When someone (usually Dan) is carrying him and they remark how heavy he is, he apologizes, even if he was previously knocked out.
* Since Technology, Chris is shown not using a Bluetooth when answering his phone while driving, even though California law enforces it.
* Chris might possibly be a Space Invaders fan, as his bedside lamps are shaped like them.
* As stated in many episodes, Chris loves eating junk food.
* As confirmed in Anger Management, Chris eats so much to relieve stress and anger.
* Chris has agoraphobia; a fear of wide open spaces.
* Chris may have tokophobia and/or paedophobia; a fear of impregnation and children respectively. Whenever Elise talks about having children, Chris nervously excuses himself to help Dan.
== Gallery ==
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== External Links ==
* Chris at Dan Vs. Wiki
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