LIFEABOARDS1E4SCRIPT

Hiko Ka: These are some weird signals my computer TV is detecting.
TV: Unknown call given by an unknown number.
TV: Would you like to read it?
Hiko Ka: Sure.
Hiko Ka: Who are you?
???: I'm a stranger.
???: But, i have a deal i want to offer to you.
Hiko Ka: Hmm?
???: I'll give you a recreation of your friends to talk to
while you're stuck in this train.
???: But there's a catch, you need to make sure
to give up your privacy when talking to them.
Hiko Ka: Whatever, whatever, just give me friends anyways.
???: Are you sure you don't wanna double check the terms and conditions-
Hiko Ka: No, shut up.
???: Alright.
Lytening: Hello.
Lytening: Make sure to not talk about sensitive topics.
Hiko Ka: Why?
Lytening: The answers are intimidating.
Hiko Ka: Well, okay, what do you think of uhhh..
Hiko Ka: CATS!
Hiko Ka: So do you think lulu is a puppy, squirrel, racoon, bunny or a thicc cat
Hiko Ka: I like CreamHeroes, but i left the community a year ago,
it was too mature for me.
Lytening: What's so mature about cats?
Hiko Ka: You wouldn't get it.
???: Perfect, i'm listening! :D
Hiko Ka: You see, the community kept forcing me to change
my personality, though i came on to the internet to show
who i truly am, but with their harsh restrictions, i decided
it would be emotionally helpful if i left. There's no point
in torturing myself, right?
??? at his friend's place.
???: Hey, hey, wanna hear a joke?
???: Leaving a cat community since you weren't mature enough.
DJ: Hahahaha! That cracks me up, give me another one!
???: Wait, i'm preparing another one.
Hiko Ka: Y'know, that guy really looks weird, i can't understand his
clothing style.
Lytening: You have forfitted your privelages, prepare to
see your despair.
???: Oh, so that's how you want to play, huh?
???: You're asking for it!
???: Hey, hey, everyone, have you heard about this teen called Hiko Ka?
His hair can't decide if it wants to look like the sky or the sunset
and he sends weak insults towards me.
???'s friends: Where does he live?
???: Somewhere between the Vytronical and Kuroku universe.
???'s friends: Super speed!
TV: INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT!
The wall in the train slowly breaks.
Hiko Ka: NO, NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, I'M SORRY!
Hiko Ka silently cries as he begins to except his demise.
The Righteous Boys break into the rescue, by zooming into the train.
Hiko Ka: Who are you people?
TRB: We are the righteous boys.
Braylen (in his head): We need to trick the boys into fighting eachother..
Braylen: Is lava wet?
Jaylen: It isn't, because everything that touches lava burns-
Both: No!
The rutheless boys fight eachother.
And once again, a person is saved by The Righteous Boys!