The Transportation Ride Trip

This Page is About a Bus Trip.
== Part 1 ==
Linus and Elmo are Ready to Visit Ticket Park
* Linus: [at the bus stop] Are you ready to Enter Ticket Park?
* Elmo: Yeah! It's a Sunny Day.
* Linus: [the bus arrives] The bus is here! [runs toward the bus]
* Elmo: Wait for me, Linus. [both get on the bus] Yay! Ticket Park, here we come.
* Grover: Yeah, we're all riding the Ticket Park rides.
* Roy: I heard somebody rode one of them and he got sick.
* Grover: [gasps] Oh no, I hope I don't get sick!
* Frieda: Oh, me too.
* [Later at Ticket Park]
* Bus Driver: Welcome to Ticket Park [bus stops at Ticket Park and Elmo & Linus get off]
* Elmo: That sure looks like fun.
* Linus: Yeah, I can't wait to ride it. [all the passengers on the bus run out and grab Elmo & Linus while cheering]
* All: Yes, we're here! Whoo! [Elmo & Linus are carries into a brick wall]
* Employee: Tickets, please. [Elmo looks in his pockets but no ticket]
* Elmo: No tickets. I must have left it at home.
* Linus: I ripped my tickets.
* Elmo: I guess we're not gonna be playing today.
* Alex: Hold on a second, there's your tickets in your back pockets. [grabs them both]
* Elmo: Oh, I Forgot! [cut to later when Elmo and Linus are walking around the amusement park] It sure was lucky we found our tickets.
* Linus: Yeah, bad luck. I mean good luck, very good luck.
* Elmo: There it is. The line looks awfully long.
* Linus: Oh, I know! Let's go on some of the easy rides first.
* Elmo: Yeah, and then the Roller Coaster will seem even cooler. [both run off]
* Linus: Phew.
* Elmo: Can you believe some people are afraid to ride roller coasters?
* Linus: Yeah, only a real baby would be afraid of a roller coaster!
* Elmo: [gasps] I can't believe it, Linus. It's Ticket Tiger! [a giant tiger costume is standing in front of them] Get over there and I'll take your picture with him. [Linus moves a few steps into the camera so he's not too close to Ticket Tiger] Get closer, Linus. Come on, closer. [Linus moves a little closer] That's it, a little more. Now say Tickets!. [takes the picture]
* Linus: Tickets! [pictures shows Linus and Ticket Tiger] Wow, I look great. [a little kid is laughing on one of the kiddie rides]
* Elmo: Hey, The Railway Set.
* Linus: That ride's for Railroad Lovers.
* Elmo: Yeah. [both walk over and get into the ride, with Snoopy. When the ride is over, they get out. Snoopy smiles at Linus and walks away]
* Linus: How did Snoopy get in here?
* [Many Rides Later, Elmo and Linus standing in line by the Cart Mountain]
* Elmo: Well, can you believe that some people are scared of this ride? [both chuckle nervously]
* Linus: Yeah, it's perfectly safe. No one gets hurt riding these roller coasters. [Big Bird walks up]
* Big Bird: Elmo! Linus!
* Elmo: Hello, Big Bird.
* Big Bird: I just got off the Cart Mountain. Man, what a rush. [sniffs his armpit then sighs in relief as a green odor is released from under his arm] You smell that? That's the smell of adrenaline.
* Elmo: Oh, it's, uh... [holding breath] very manly, Big Bird.
* Big Bird: [picks up Elmo and smells him] Elmo, I'm not smelling any adrenaline on you. You haven't gone on the ride?
* Elmo: Um, I have a confession to make. We haven't gone on the ride because I'm... hungry. I'm very hungry. Hungry, hungry! [runs off]
* Big Bird: Come on, Linus. You and me, pal?
* Linus: I'm hungry, too. [runs off]
* Big Bird: Maybe I should stop making people smell me. [cut to Elmo and Linus sitting at a table, who already ate their lunch]
* Elmo: That was Delicious.
* Linus: I Hope I Don't get sick.
* Male Announcer: [over speaker] Attention. Ticket Park! will be closing in five minutes.
* Elmo and Linus: Five minutes?! [both run over to the ride]
* Henry: [over speaker] Last call for the Cart Mountain.
* Elmo: Well, this is it, Pal.
* Linus: Yep.
* Elmo: On the Cart Mountain.
* Linus: After you. [both sit down in the ride]
* Elmo: We made it.
* Linus: Yeah.
* Cart Mountain Man: Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. [buckles them and puts on helmets] There.
* Signer: Now if you could just sign this release, involving Ticket Park! in case of accidental causes... [Elmo signs his name] Well, nice knowing you.
* Cart Mountain Man: Ready in 10...
* Elmo: This is it, Linus.
* Cart Mountain Man: 9, 8...
* Elmo: We made it!
* Cart Mountain Man: 7, 6...
* Linus: We're not scaredy cats.
* Cart Mountain Man: 5, 4...
* Elmo: We're not crybabies.
* Cart Mountain Man: 3, 2...
* Elmo & Linus: We're brave!
* Cart Mountain Man: 1... [when he presses the 'GO' button, Elmo and Linus scream, but the roller coaster breaks down]
* Announcer: [over speaker] Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties.
* Cart Mountain Man: Man, this cheap thing is always breaking down. Hey, sorry guys. Maybe next time. [Elmo and Linus sigh in relief]
* Elmo: Linus, I have a confession to make. I was really scared about going on this ride.
* Linus: Me too.
* Elmo: I didn't know how to tell you because, well, I didn't want to disappoint you.
* Linus: I didn't want you to be disappointed in me.
* Elmo: But now we don't have to face our fears. The ride is broken.
* Linus: Yeah! [employee comes back]
* Cart Mountain Man: Oh, wait, it's fine.
* Elmo & Linus: Huh?
* Cart Mountain Man: Have fun. [presses the 'GO' button again. Elmo and Linus take off]
* Elmo: Linus, I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them! [when they get to the top, it stops for a moment].
* Linus: Uh.. [Coaster starts again, dropping. They scream in horror. When the ride is over, Elmo & Linus are holding each other, shaking]
* Female Announcer: [over speaker] Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop.
* Cart Mountain Man: It's over. You can get out now.
* Elmo & Linus: Yay! We did it! [both get out and run around in circles]
* Elmo: We conquered our fears!
* Linus: We stopped crying!
* Elmo: We survived the Cart Mountain!
* Cart Mountain Man: Hey, hold it right there! You forgot these.
* Elmo & Linus: Our Gold! [grab their gold] Yeah!
* Elmo: OK Linus, It's time to leave!
* Linus: All Right!
== Part 2 ==
Linus and Elmo are Leaving Ticket Park by a bus due to closing time.
* [At Ticket Park Where Elmo and Linus are standing outside the amusement park]
* Elmo: [Linus is licking a rainbow lollipop] That was Ticket Park [bus stops at the bus stop and both of them get in but Elmo struggles for a bit with his balloon]
* Bus Driver: Ahem. [points to coin deposit]
* Elmo: Let me get my wallet. [turns around and the balloon hits the bus driver's face] Wait, let me check this pocket. [turns around and the balloon hits him again] No... [turns around and the balloon hits the bus driver again] Linus, do you have any change?
* Linus: How much do you need?
* Elmo: How much is it?
* Bus Driver: Fifty cents.
* Elmo: [turns around and the balloon smacks the bus driver in the back of his head] Fifty cents.
* Linus: Nope.
* Elmo: [turns around and balloon smacks bus driver again] Lemme check my other poc-
* Bus Driver: Forget it!
* Elmo: [turns around and balloon smacks bus driver again] What did you say?
* Bus Driver: Just take your seat!
* Elmo: Thanks, mister.
* Bus Driver: Yeah, whatev- [Elmo turns around and balloon smacks him in the back of the head. Bus driver gets very angry by this point.]
* Linus: Show me what you got at Ticket Park
* Elmo: OK! Here's my green flashlight.
* Linus: Wow... I got a Railroad Set!
* Elmo: Cool!
* Linus: Hey, Elmo?
* Elmo: Yeah, Linus?
* Linus: Where's our Home?
* Elmo: [gasps] What?
* Linus: What's wrong Elmo?
* Elmo: Linus, I think we're on the wrong bus!
* [Later, the bus drops the two entering a dump]
* Elmo: [gasps] A Dump?! [Elmo notices Pig-Pen eating from a can] Hey There, What are you Eating.
* Pig-Pen: Spaghetti and Meatballs.
* Linus: Could you perhaps tell us how to get to home from here?
* Pig-Pen: Never heard of it.
* Elmo: Oh, you should help! Before the sun sets down!
* Pig-Pen: Well, Why not you hang out with me. I have affixed to me the dust and dirt of countless ages...who am I to disturb history?
* Elmo: I thought you didn't know where home was! Oh, what do I do now?
* Linus: Remember, your landmarks Elmo!
* Elmo: Right. Okay, let's see, I came from...no, I came... [running in circles] I'M LOST! [screams, until he spots a broken fire hydrant] Hey, there's one of my landmarks! A broken fire hydrant! [sits down near the hydrant] Hello, hydrant! I'm going to call you Harry. Harry the Hydrant! [Elmo notices many broken fire hydrants] So many broken fire hydrants. What do I do now, Harry? If only I could telephone Big Bird, he will help me out. [sees a payphone] Hey, that thing looks kind of like a phone. [walks to it] Wow, this is weird. It's like a phone, but you put money in it. [picks up phone] I hope this works. [puts dime in coin slot. The phone rings at Big Bird's home. Big Bird groans and answers it]
* Big Bird: Hello. May I reluctantly help you?
* Elmo: It's me, Big Bird. Elmo. I'm calling from the payphone.
* Big Bird: You don't say. How's that shortcutting going?
* Elmo: Not good. I think I took a wrong turn at the abandoned sofa. All there is around here are broken fire hydrants. What should I do?! [beep from the phone]
* Operator: If you'd like to continue this call, please insert another dime.
* Elmo: I don't have a dime! Operator, please, please, can you tell me where I am?
* Operator: If you'd like to know where you are, please insert another dime.
* Elmo: Uh, hold on! [Elmo and Linus runs to the abandoned sofa, where three tough-looking boys are sitting on it drinking sodas (the main one sitting in the center, Scott, a red haired boy). He digs his hands under the cushions, and finds two nickels] Two nickels! I need a dime! Oh, I'm never going to get home!
* Scott: What are ya doing?
* Elmo: Looking for a dime in this abandoned sofa!
* Scott: This is our abandoned sofa, pal!
* [Scott and the boy to the left of him, Scooter, give off mean looks to Elmo]
* Elmo: What ya doing there, drinking soda?
* Scott: What's it tooya! [he and the boy to the right of him, Scruffy, give off surprised looks. Scott gets off the sofa and approaches Elmo] Hey, listen! I know this gigantic soda isn't good for me, but sometimes it gives me the kick I need to start my busy day as a pedicab driver!
* Elmo: Ooh, you drive a pedicab?
* Scott: Yes, sir! [Scott puts on a pedicab driver's hat and grabs his pedicab, which Elmo gets into] You need a ride somewhere?
* Linus: Yes! To home, and step on it! [Scott drives away]
* Scooter: Way to go, Scott!
* Scruffy: Yeah, he's almost saved enough to attend a community college next year! [he and Scooter clench their soda together and continue to drink them]
* [Scott drops Elmo and Linus off at what appears to be a cliff]
* Elmo: [gets off of the pedicab] Thanks a lot, Scott! Stay in school! [Elmo notices the sign] Cinnamon Street?! [gasps] Wait, Scott, come back! [Scott drives away, leaving Elmo and Linus behind]
* Elmo & Linus: AAUGH!!! [Elmo and Linus begins frantically running, and checks his clock]
* Elmo: No! Over the cliff! [jumps off a small cliff into the muck] Through the toxic runoff! [runs through a sewer pipe] Make a right at the disease-filled sewer pipe! [Elmo and Linus slides out of the sewer pipe] Face-first into this fetid muck! Over the garbage pile! Fall down this mountain of broken glass! Over the excruciatingly sharp razor-wire! [Elmo and Linus falls down] Up this massive hill! [Elmo grows so tired he falls down flat on his face] That's...Sesame Street! [Elmo and Linus walks their way to Sesame Street] [Elmo and Linus enters Big Bird]
* Elmo & Linus: We made it! We made it! Yay!
* Big Bird: I'm Proud of you two. How was Ticket Park?
* Elmo: Exciting!
* Big Bird: [notices their smell on their way home] Ewww, You need a wash.
* Elmo & Linus: OK Big Bird!
* Big Bird: Don't Forget to eat your Dinner!