Very Vulgar Kam

This is a motion-activated room guard that hurls vile insults at whoever "crosses his path;" he was made by Mattel from 2007-2009.
== Kam's Very Vulgar and Vile Insults ==
# Outta the gene pool!
# You're not the sharpest tack in the box, bud!
# You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
# You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine!
# If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!
# You're as subtle as a brick through a window!
# Congratulations, you've reached a new low!
# Did you hear that my butt looks like your face?
# (farts) That's what my tooshie had to say about you.