The Balkans

The Balkans are an area that was inhabited 30 million years ago by little green men who were then raped to death by Human settlers who came in 1 million years later. It is virtually impossible to get to as all aircraft that flies into it is evaporated and the land is a harsh barren wasteland. with the first thousand acres being Wet mud which most ships and men sink into when they try to cross, the area beyond that is just a barren wasteland of Dry mud which has dried creating a barren desert of pure nothingness for 300 acres, a strange aspect about the mud is that it becomes white like pulp Making the Desert a white wasteland(however there is no reason for this and scientists havent determined one) beyond even teh white wasteland is 2000 acres of flat Steel which about 200 acres in has Mountains created by evaporated plane particles falling down making huge spikes to prevent people who can jump really high. they also become tentacles if you run like sonic, to prevent both sonic and mario from entering. beyond this is the border an unnaturally made structure made by the inhabitants to prevent people from entering. There has only been 3 people to cross all the challenges which are: Ceaser (stopped at the border as they had a banana ray) A random crackhead from Illinois (shot to death by a 50 caliber rifle designed especially for him) and the original inhabitants which split off into
serbians: sexual deviants who engage in homosexuality and their Femboy God
Croatians: EXTREMELY POWERFUL MEN WHO KILL SERBS TO LIVE, AND THEY FEAST ON THEIR BLOOD 
the inhabitants are EXTREMELY... techno advanced , in 300 bc They are comparable to modern day but their citites look like shitholes tbh. teh serbians are also the reason behind why there is a massive dome freezing time and the inhabitants from technologically advancing which was createted by an unknown deity, but we do know that the deity created it coz the serbians were being gay and were having sex with eachother and he didnt like dat