How to Clam LAN

This article is about How to Clam LAN, a parody book by Panda. You may be looking for the original manual, How to Claim Land.
How to Clam LAN was a book written by Panda. While it purported to be a parody of a guide on how to claim land with the golden shovel, in truth it was an apology to Matto and a request for friendship.
=Locations=
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===Second Era===
*Woodlands Museum
===Fifth Era—Present===
*Memoriam on Mnemosyne
===Eighth Era===
*Silo Library
===Eleventh Era===
*Novigrad Library
=Content=
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How to claim land:
- Take out a golden shovel.
- Right click on some blocks.
- Make a rectangle/square bigger than 8x8.
Things other people can do on your claim:
- Unless trusted, they cant do anything.
Things I want you to do:
- Be mah friend D: Pls? Pretty pls? PLS??? PLS I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND!<BR>
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PLS! I WANT TO! I WILL SAY SORRY!
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