High Smee/Transcript (5)

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"The Sonic Show" is the theme song of the second and third seasons of The Sonic Show
==Lyrics==
Sonic's back and he's on the move 
Living life and living it fast 
The Sonic Show is here to prove 
That life is an adventure that'll last
The Sonic Show, it's here to stay
It's full of laughs, and games to play 
He's always running, never late 
It's Sonic's show, and it's great!
From the town to the beach 
From the forest to the city 
It's Sonic's wild world of fun and adventure 
Where anything can be
The Sonic Show, it's here to stay
It's full of laughs and games to play 
He's always running, never late 
It's Sonic's show, and it's a wild ride! 
Sonic is still around 
Ready to explore what life can bring
The world is a playground that he can't wait to see
And he's gonna show us everything!
The Sonic Show, it's here to stay 
It's full of laughs, and games to play 
He's always running, never late 
It's Sonic's show, and it's great!
==High Smee==
"The Sonic Show" is the High Smee of the second and third seasons of The Sonic Show
Knuckles: Gee. I haven't seen Amy in days. (to Sonic) Sonic, you don't look so good today. (Sonic sighs)
Sonic: Here we go again. (cut to Liz's Vet) Would it be easier to buy a dinner?
Knuckles: Can I help you hold your stethoscope?
Amy Rose: Knuckles, there's nothing wrong with Sonic.
Sonic: See, she knows!
Amy Rose: Nothing except his weight, of course.
Sonic: What do you know?
Amy Rose: Which reminds me, I better see what he's doing in that department. (carries Sonic) 2 more pounds and we'll need a forklift to do this.
Sonic: Eh, Sarcastic remarks are my job! (they go to the smee)
Liz: You're going to inaugurate my new state-of-the-art animal smee, Sonic, Knuckles, would you turn the dial to "Portly The Hedgehog"?
Knuckles: (turns to dial) "Portly The Hedgehog" just as you asked! (Sonic was carried and stand on the smee)
Smee: OOOOOOOOOWWWWW! (Sonic gets scared) Get off me, you overweight tub of pasta and goo? (Sonic jumps up)
Sonic: Yikes! That thing talked! And it screamed at me! And it's rude!
Amy Rose: Oh, I forgot to tell you, this is a talking smee.
Smee: Come back here, you bucket of lard! I wasn't finished with you!
Amy Rose: Sonic's heavier that he thought. It says he needs to lose two pounds right away by the end of the week, if possible.
Knuckles: And if he doesn't?
Amy Rose: Then I think we have no choice but to send him to the Cat Spa.
Sonic: The Hedgehog Spa. That sounds great. Massages, long naps, more massages, more long naps...
Amy Rose: They'll put him on a strict low fat diet.
Sonic: (realizes) Strict low-fat diet?! (he climbs on Jon) This low-fat diet, can I still dr Mario and Mario and kirby samus and Zelda link with young link, right?
Amy Rose: Here's the video of the place I had in mind.
Narrator: Welcome to Maggie's The Hedgehog Spa. The world's leading health resort for lazy, overweight cats with attitude.
Sarah O'Connor: When we brought Hector to Maggie's Cat Spa, He was eating 12 meals a day.
Old Man: Well, when he got so fat, he had to walk to the living room from the kitchen, He took a cab!
Sarah: But thanks to Maggie's Cat Spa, this will all be hard to show.
Old Man: Well, look at Hector now! Doesn't he look positive and look healthy and alert? (Hector groans, Knuckles and Sonic are shocked)
Narrator: At Maggie's The Hedgehog Spa, your beloved the hedgehog will be placed on a strict regalement of exercise and diet. (Hector groans after he eats food, the video ends)
Knuckles: Sonic can't go to that place!
Sonic: Yeah, Listen to Knuckles, he's right for a change!
Amy Rose: Either he loses 2 pounds at the end of the week, or it's the hedgehog Spa for him. (Sonic and Knuckles get scared and shudder) Here, take the smee home with you so you can monitor his process.
Knuckles: I'll do my best to send him down. Do you think you can do that, Sonic? (He sees Sonic piay a nintendo GameCube) SONIC! That's Amy Rose’s Controller!
Sonic: Well, watching all that exercise made me...Game. (he nervously laughs; cut to his house)
Knuckles: Game's ready, Sonic!
Sonic: I want dr mario and ribs and chinese nintendo gamecube and chocolate cream pie, and roast beef, and a side of marth, and a third helping of my second helpings and... (he sees his dinner is a lettuce leaf) Hey. What's this?
Knuckles: Enjoy your lettuce leaf, Sonic.
Sonic: (he examines it, tastes it and eats it, but doesn't like it) Gee. I was expecting Nintendo GameCube. (he looks in the fridge to get Nintendo GameCube)
Knuckles: (calling Amy Rose) I put him on that strict diet you recommended, Amy Rose. (he sees Sonic with the leaf covered with Nintendo GameCube)
Sonic: You know these things aren't half bad when you cover it in luigi and captain falco.
Knuckles: Uh, I'll call you back, Amy Rose. (to Soniv) Let's see where we stand now. (Sonic on the smee)
Smee: Hey, you gained another pound! Nice going, fatso! A few more ounces and you'll be qualified for your own zipcode!
Knuckles: See, Now you have to lose 3 Pounds!
Sonic: I'll worry about it in the morning. (he goes upstairs)
Knuckles: I don't know what have to happen to take this seriously. (cut to Sonic in bed, is nighttime)
Sonic: Knuckles won't send me to that fat hedgehog place. (he begins to sleep) Even if I did, it wouldn't be so bad...wouldn't be so bad...(A the hedgehog spa in Sonic's nightmare is shown; everything is black and white but Sonic is still the hedgehog though, imprisoned in jail) Let me out! Please! Let me out! I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake, I tell you! I'm not overweight! I just have a big very big of fur!
Hector: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Nurse Psycho doesn't like it when we scream in terror.
Sonic: (terrified) NURSE PSYCHO?!
Hector: You don't wanna know what she did to the last fat, obese cat that complained!
Sonic: What did she do?
Hector: (shivers) Let's put it this way. It was me.
Sonic: No! No! Knuckles! Would there be someone else compliant! HELP! Wait. I have to get a grip. Nurse Psycho can't possibly be that bad. (She arrives)
Nurse Psycho: WHERE'S THE NEW FAT HEDGEHOG? (thunders sound are heard)
Sonic: Oh yeah, she can possibly be that bad...
Nurse Psycho: There you are. Have you been screaming in terror?!
Sonic: Oh, me? Ah, no. I was practicing my yodeling. Listen. (yodels, then was carried)
Nurse Psycho: We're going to get you into shape. (cut to cafeteria) First, dinner.
Sonic: Play's good.
Nurse Psycho: I hope you like "pea".
Sonic: Game? Sure, I like game.
Nurse Psycho: No. game. (serves a plate with a single pea) One pea. (Garfield looks at the pea with a glass of water, but only a drop of water)
Sonic: Gee. That's a pretty small game. (to Audience) Would you all please turn away? I don't wanna cry when my fans are watching.
Nurse Psycho: Play it!
Sonic: Can I play half now? And take the rest home in a the hedgehog bag?
Nurse Psycho: Play IT! You'll start to exercise as soon as you're finished.
Sonic: As soon as I finish it. Ok. Well, here it goes. (he lifts the pea and throws it in his mouth and chews on it) Mmm-mmm.(Nurse Psycho pounds the table with her fist, making Garfield swallowing the pea and belches loudly) Oh, my compliments to the chef!
Nurse Psycho: Now, it's time for your workout.
Sonic: Wait. I need time to digest my huge meal. (smiles, but does gymnastics)
Nurse Psycho: Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Now repeat for the rest of all eternity.
Sonic: No. I must've lost 2 pounds by now. (he goes to the scale)
Smee: Sorry, Pal. You're still fat.
Sonic: WHAT?! (he was dragged by Nurse Psycho, doing jogs and laps)
Nurse Psycho: FASTER! My grandmother came faster than that.
Sonic: Help! Her grandmother makes me do this to her! I must've lost weight by now. (he goes to the smee again)
Smee: Didn't you hear me, jumbo?! You're still fat. (Garfield gasps, but is dragged by Nurse Psycho, he does pushups)
Nurse Psycho: FASTER!
Sonic: (Groans), Oh boy!
Nurse Psycho: FASTER! (he does it) FASTER! (he gives up) We don't like slackers around here!
Sonic: What am I doing here? Why are you doing this to me?! And why is everything black-and-white?! I must've lost my weight by now! (Sonic goes to the smee once more)
Smee: Guess what, chubby? (Sonic sees his true unveiled form and gasps; beep sound)
Haydon Smee: That's right. You're fatter than ever. Even your flab is fat. You're so fat that when (its voice normal) you sit around the house! YOU SIT AROUND THE HOUSE???
Sonic: Knock off the insults!
Haydon Smee: You're so fat that when you step on a scale, it says one at a time, please. (Sonic closes the doors on him) You're so fat that you need to watch on each wrest one for each time zone! (he appears in front of Sonic; he screams) Don't Be Afraid Sonic. You're among friends now. In fact, ALL your friends ARE HERE? (Sonic looks around, flinchingly)
Sonic: I don't see any friends.
Haydon Smee: Here are your friends, Sonic. (the food comes out of nowhere) Haydon Smee: Here are your friends, Sonic. (the nintendo gamecube game super smash brothers melee and cindy-lou who comes out of nowhere) Mario, luigi, bowser, peach yoshi, donkey kong captain falco, ganondorf, falcon, fox, ness, ice climbers, kirby, samus, zelda, link young link pichu, pikachu, jigglypuff, mewtwo, mr game and watch, marth, roy, and of course, little cindy-lou who? They’re ALL your friends?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: We're your friends, Sonic!!!!!?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee: (all together) Play!!!
Cindy-Lou Who: And Watch?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: us, Sonic!!!!!?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee: (all together) They're nintendo!
Cindy-Lou Who: and one a cat in the hat presents mgm leo the lion television?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: and fattening!? (repeats in a loop until Sonic falls)
Sonic: What!! (The door itself opens behind Sonic) Get away from me! (the nintendo gamecube super smash bros melee and cindy-lou who pleas be Sonic's friend and the smee manically laughs) I have to lose weight! (he backs away from them until he falls into the dark abyss) WOOAAAHH!!!!!!!!!! (Everything turns silent, Sonic wakes up gasps is dizzy from his nightmare) I have to lose weight! I have to lose weight!
Knuckles: I don't know what to do, Liz. I can't get him to exercise! (he sees Garfield jogging with Odie as his coach)
Sonic: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...
Tails: Walt for Me!
Amy Rose: Knuckles! Knuckles! Is there something wrong? (he then sees Sonic doing exercises and tails follows him blowing a whistle)
Sonic: I'll do situps after I finish my aerobics!
Tails: And after I finish my aerobics too!
Knuckles: Uh, I have to call you back, Amy Rose. I seem to be having hallucinations. (he hangs up, and sees Sonic) Sonic, I'm so impressed!
Tails: Here I Am!
Knuckles: I'm sure you lost at least 2 pounds! (Sonic gets on the smee)
Sonic: He better not insult me.
Smee: You still need to lose 2 pounds. (Sonic is shocked by this, the smee laughs, and Sonic loses his mind, realizing it was from his nightmare, who insulted him)
Knuckles: I can't understand it! You must've lost weight, you must have! (looks) OH! I see what the problem is. I was going to set it on "Portly The Hedgehog" and by accident, I set it to "Pintsize Parakeet"! (Sonic grimaces this, Knuckles turns the dials, making sure he lost weight) You're fine! In fact, you didn't have to lose 2 pounds in the first place! (Sonic gets mad at him) But isn't it good to drop a few pounds, Sonic! (He scares Knuckles) Sonic! Why do you look so mad? Sonic! (He flees) Leave me alone! Don't hurt me! HELP! HELP!
Sonic: I should go after him, but I have some more important things to do. (cut to green hill) Let's see what you weigh, big! (An big puts one foot on the smee)
Smee: What are you? An Big? You really need to lose weight? You need to looooooooooooooooooooooo... (powering down)
Sonic: Yeah, I know it's cruel. But there's some things in this world you just can' forgive and making me exercise is most of them. (puts a side glance to the viewers)
[The episode ends.]
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