The Troublesome Trio/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "The Troublesome Trio".
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(Poppy is on the stage doing a gift-wrapping lecture to some Trolls.)
Poppy: And by gift-wrapping an already wrapped present, the recipient gets the thrill of opening it twice!
All: Oh! (Some of them take notes.)
Branch: (In a panic) Poppy! Poppy!
Poppy: Branch, easy. All I did so far is gift-wrap an already wrapped present so that-
Branch: So that the recipient gets the thrill of opening it twice, I know! Poppy, we’ve got a problem… (He hears laughing and he sees Chaz, Pushy Poppy, and Marshtato Mary reveal themselves.)
Poppy: No! It can’t be… Marshtato Mary?
Marshtato Mary: I am not adorable!
Poppy: Chaz the Smooth Jazz Troll? (Chaz plays his saxophone.) And Pushy Poppy? (Pushy Poppy blows a bubble from her bubble gum and it pops.)
Pushy Poppy: I’m like regular Poppy, but like… push-ay? (She laughs while Poppy and Branch gasp.)
Marshtato Mary: That’s right, elves! All your archest of nemesis at the same evil time! (She laughs with Chaz and Pushy Poppy. They then hear Cooper laughing behind them.) No, not you!
Cooper: (gasps) You don’t want to hear my trademark Cooper Laugh? Ooh, you are evil. (He leaves.)
Marshtato Mary: You elves may have bested each of us individually. But united, we’re unstoppable!
Chaz: That’s right! And together we are going to turn TrollsTopia into JazzTopia once and for all! (laughs)
Pushy Poppy: Uh, excuse me…
Marshtato Mary: No, we’re not!
Poppy and Branch: Huh?
Marshtato Mary: We never discussed anything about “JazzTopia.” We’re here to enact our revenge by ruining their parties.
Pushy Poppy: Ruin their parties? Oh, gag. I thought we were just gonna be like really, really pushy to everybody!
Chaz: You can’t stop Smooth Jazz! I thought that was the whole thing. (He, Marshtato Mary, and Pushy Poppy begin to argue.)
Marshtato Mary: We’re here for revenge!
Pushy Poppy: (Covering her ears) I’m not listening to you. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
Poppy: Would you look at these three.
Branch: I know.
Poppy: They really need someone to help them become friends.
Branch: Yeah. Wait, what? Help them?! Poppy, they’re villains!
Poppy: True, but they’d become better people if they were friends with each other. And what better way to become friends than to work together towards a common goal?
Branch: Their common goal is to conquer us!
Poppy: (Jumping off the stage) Better people, Branch. Better people. (Branch sighs and does a face palm. Poppy goes over to the fighting villains.) Hi! Couldn’t help but notice all the arguing and failure to carry out your diabolical scheme-thing you’ve got going on here…
Marshtato Mary: And?
Poppy: And I could help you fix that.
Marshtato Mary: Ha! We don’t need any help from you. We’ll get along just fine… once these two start doing what I tell them to.
Pushy Poppy: Like nuh-uh!
Chaz: Jazz-scuse me? (He, Marshtato Mary, and Pushy Poppy argue again for a minute.)
Marshtato Mary: OK, when can you start? (Later, Poppy and the villains sit on mushrooms.)
Poppy: If you really wanna work together, you need to get to know each other first. (She takes out an orange ball.) This is the “share ball”. And only the person with the share ball may speak. (Marshtato Mary takes the ball.)
Marshtato Mary: So, whoever possesses the ball wields the power to silence their enemies with unnatural sorcery! (laughs evilly)
Poppy: Um… Kinda! (She takes the ball from Marshtato Mary.)
Marshtato Mary: Ah?
Poppy: But it’s really more about telling the group about yourself. Here, Chaz, you try. (She throws the ball to Chaz.)
Chaz: Hm. OK, let’s see. My name’s Chaz. I enjoy using smooth jazz to turn people into zombies.
Poppy: OK, good…
Chaz: You see, the power of jazz runs deep. Deeper and more complex than my luxurious tuft of chest hair.
Pushy Poppy: Ew. Permission to take the share ball?
Poppy: Permission granted. (Pushy Poppy pushes Chaz off his mushroom and takes the ball.)
Pushy Poppy: Push! Here’s what I like: Saying stuff and other people doing that stuff! Got it? (A tongue grabs the ball.) Hey! (She sees Marshtato Mary on a large creature.)
Marshtato Mary: I can feel the power of this sinister share orb! (She laughs evilly as Poppy does a face palm. Soon, Holly and Smidge are at a table with two cakes.)
Holly: I say we should get the chocolate cake!
Smidge: But I say we should get the strawberry cake! Gasp! Our preferences are in conflict!
Poppy: Uh-oh. How should Holly and Smidge solve their disagreement? Pushy Poppy?
Pushy Poppy: With pushing?
Poppy: OK, no. Chaz?
Chaz: The one that wants chocolate should hypnotize the other one with a magic saxophone?
Poppy: Nuh-uh, definitely not. Mary?
Marshtato Mary: (hypnotized) I agree with Chaz…
Poppy: Chaz!
Chaz: Uh. Fine. (He snaps his fingers and Marshtato Mary is free from his control.)
Marshtato Mary: Huh? Hey! (Chaz laughs while she whistles to the large creature and swallows Chaz.)
Chaz: Let me out of here right now! I have never been so disrespected in my life! (Poppy sighs with annoyance. Soon, she, Branch, and the villains are at an obstacle course.)
Poppy: If you can work together to complete this obstacle course, you win… (She takes a tray of cupcakes out her hair.) … this tray of cupcakes.
Pushy Poppy: Psh. Why would we want your cupcakes?
Poppy: They’re… um… evil cupcakes. (The villains talk to each other. Poppy is then seen on a mushroom with Branch.) Ready! (The villains get down on their knees.) And go! (As the villains start running, they fight. They end up stuck to each other in the tunnel.)
Pushy Poppy: Out of the way! (The tunnel rolls down a hill and off a cliff. The villains’ screaming can be heard. Next, Chaz and Marshtato Mary fight while on the balance beam with water below it.)
Marshtato Mary: Get off me, Chaz!
Pushy Poppy: (Pushing Marshtato Mary and Chaz into the water) Push! (As she runs across the balance beam, she slips on a puddle and falls into the water. After that, she and Chaz fight while trying to climb the soft wall.) Get out of the way! (Marshtato Mary uses her wings to fly to the top of the wall. Suddenly, a buzzer is heard and the panel she is standing on sends her flying off the wall. She lands on Chaz and Pushy Poppy. They are then seen sitting on a log.)
Poppy: Not good enough, people! Sure, as individuals, you’re all evil. But if you wanna achieve something truly malevolent… you have to do it together.
Chaz, Marshtato Mary, and Pushy Poppy: Hm. (They go back to the obstacle course.)
Poppy: Ready!
Chaz, Marshtato Mary, and Pushy Poppy: Hm!
Poppy: And go! (The villains run to the tunnel. After Chaz allows Marshtato Mary and Poppy to go through first, he goes through. Then they reach the balance beam.)
Pushy Poppy: Push! (She pushes Marshtato Mary across the balance beam.) Push! (She pushes Chaz across the balance beam and goes across.)
Chaz and Marshtato Mary: (As they slip on the puddle) Whoa! (Pushy Poppy slips on the puddle.)
Pushy Poppy: Whoa! (Chaz catches her with his hair. Marshtato Mary takes Chaz and Pushy Poppy’s hands and they fly to the top of the wall.)
Chaz and Pushy Poppy: Whoa! (As soon as the villains reach the top, they put their feet on the panels and they ding. The glass containing the cupcakes open and they cheer. Soon, they are celebrating with the cupcakes on a tree stump.)
Chaz: We did it!
Marshtato Mary: Yeah! We did it! That was incredible!
Chaz: We were smoother than the smoothest of jazz!
Pushy Poppy: Up top! (She gives a high-five, a fist bump, and elbow bumps to Marshtato Mary.)
Pushy Poppy and Marshtato Mary: Yeah! (laugh)
Chaz: Whoa, whoa. What in jazz is that?
Marshtato Mary: Uh… Oh, that was just a little… evil friendship high-five that Pushy Poppy and I worked on…
Chaz: Oh, I see. An evil high-five you worked on… without me. (Tears appear in his eyes.)
Marshtato Mary: Chaz, it’s fine. It didn’t mean anything.
Pushy Poppy: Didn’t mean anything?
Poppy: Guys, let’s not lose all that good process we’ve made.
Chaz: Forget process! I’m just gonna go enjoy these evil cupcakes myself! (He takes a cupcake, eats it, and walks away.)
Marshtato Mary: Keep ‘em! ‘Cause I quit! (She flies away.)
Pushy Poppy: Samesis! (She walks away.)
Poppy: No! Chaz, Mary, Pushy! (She sighs sadly.)
Branch: So… Finish helping the bad guys conquer us yet?
Poppy: Ugh. No. But I think I know a way to get them back together. (Meanwhile, Marshtato Mary heads to the Villain Lair.)
Marshtato Mary: Hello? It says here that I won an Evil Villain Lair sweepstakes? (She doesn’t hear an answer.) Doesn’t look that evil.
Pushy Poppy: (Coming out of the bushes) Out of my way. I’m here to pick up my Pushy Award! (She sees Marshtato Mary.) Hey, what are you doing here? (Chaz appears.)
Chaz: Is this where I claim my lifetime supply of chest-hair cream? (gasps) Who is responsible for this?! (Pushy Poppy and Marshtato Mary grunt and look away.)
Poppy: (offscreen) It was me. (She and Branch come out of the cave.)
Marshtato Mary: Ugh! The elf tricked us!
Pushy Poppy: I’m like, out of here.
Chaz: Me too. Just give me the chest cream and then I’m leaving.
Poppy: Sorry. But I couldn’t stand by and watch you throw away the special thing you have. Don’t you see, on your way to being a league of powerful villains, you became something even more powerful… friends.
Pushy Poppy: Whatever.
Poppy: Tell you what. (Taking out a microphone from her hair) Just, listen to the words of this song.
Branch: For the record, I was very much against this. (Poppy pushes him aside and they start singing Badder Together.)
(Poppy)
It’s not easy to define a friend
There’s a magic to it
That you need to feel to understand
When you open up your heart
And let somebody in
(Branch)
You will feel something
Extraordinary happening
(Both)
Yeah, you’ll be badder together
Take evil to the next level
They say villainy loves company
(Chaz, Marshtato Mary, and Pushy Poppy)
Yeah, we’ll be badder together
Take evil to the next level
They say bad things always come in threes
Let’s try and see
Pushy Poppy: (Puts the microphone in her hair) Evil best friends?
Chaz and Marshtato Mary: Evil best friends. (They hug each other.)
Poppy: Aw.
Marshtato Mary: And now, united by friendship, nothing can stop us from defeating the elves! (Poppy and Branch gasp while the villains laugh.)
Branch: See? This is what I was afraid of.
Marshtato Mary: Come, my evil friends! By the end of today, TrollsTopia will be ours! (She, Chaz, and Pushy Poppy laugh.)
Pushy Poppy: Wait, wait. Today? Isn’t today like, your saxophone’s birthday?
Branch: Huh?
Chaz: (gasps) You remembered. (sniffs)
Marshtato Mary: Well, we can’t carry out our evil plans today. We have to celebrate!
Pushy Poppy: But tomorrow, that’s when we’ll take over TrollsTopia.
Marshtato Mary: Oh, tomorrow’s when I go bowling.
Pushy Poppy: Stop it. I love bowling.
Marshtato Mary: You too?! You guys should come!
Branch: Wait, what? (Pushy Poppy and Chaz take out their books.)
Pushy Poppy: How’s Thursday? Can we be evil on Thursday?
Chaz: Thursdays I have pottery class.
Marshtato Mary: No, we have pottery class. (She and her evil friends laugh and leave. Branch’s mouth is open in shock.)
Poppy: (Putting a hand on Branch’s shoulder) Better people Branch. Better people.
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