Patrick's Fan Mail (4)

Patrick's Fan Mail #4 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(A mailman knocks on Patrick's rock.)
Patrick: Yay! The mail is here!
(Patrick sticks his hands out from under the rock and grabs the mail.)
Patrick: Let's see. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Hey! A fan letter!
Hi Patrick Hows your Parents doing
Tropicaljackson 
Patrick: Tropical Jackson? Like the famous boy band Tropical Jackson?
(Patrick takes out an album cover of a group of shirtless boys holding surfboards.)
Patrick: My big sister Sam is obsessed with you guys! Thanks for sending me a letter! Anyway, my parents are doing great! Let's check in on them now!
(Patrick dials a number on his shellphone, and SpongeBob's mother is on the other line.)
Patrick: Hi, mom! Is dad there?
Mrs. SquarePants: For the last time, sweetie, I'm not your mother.
Patrick: (starts to cry) Are you disowning me?
Mrs. SquarePants: No. You were never mine to begin with. What happened to your real parents? Herb and Margie?
Patrick: Who and whogie?
Mrs. SquarePants: The people who gave birth to you.
Patrick: Oh, those guys! I'm not really sure what happened to them. I lost their number.
Mrs. SquarePants: Please don't call us anymore.
Patrick: You got it! Talk to you next week!
Mrs. SquarePants: No...
(Patrick hangs up.)
Patrick: (to the camera) And I'll talk to you next week, too! Until then, I'm Patrick, and this is Patrick's Fan Mail!
(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)
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