Gravity

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Steve: Granite is sick today so I'm doing this. Monty unfortunately you’ve been evicted in a 4-0 vote.
Monty: OI!
(Monty gets thrust out onto the stage)
Steve: Okay so today’s challenge is easy. Design a new Minecraft block!
SpongeBob: Already done. I call it the gravity block. Basically you step on it and gravity changes around you!
Steve: Dumb. Try again. 
(Everybody starts working on their blocks; cut to Bob Ross and Girly Teengirl)
Girly Teengirl: How have we not interacted yet?
Bob Ross: The writer was trying to balance 16 characters but now with 7 left we’re allowed to talk.
Girly Teengirl: Hi!
Steve: Guys bring me your blocks!
(SpongeBob comes up with a new block)
SpongeBob: So this is the gravity block 2.0. It’s like the original except it makes you more gravity!
Steve: That makes no sense. Next!
Noseward: This is the uhhhh green block. Don’t ask what I made it out of, you don’t wanna know.
Steve: I’m really creeped out now.
Noseward: Don’t be.
Steve: Alright. Next!
Girly Teengirl: So this is perfume. Basically, it’s perfume but in Minecraft!
Steve: I see no practical use for this.
Girly Teengirl: Uhhhhh it attracts pets!
Steve: YES. Next?
Boxy the Box: *falls over*
Steve: Boxy I’m sorry but I’m starting to disagree with your artistic vision.
Boxy: *sad box noises*
Steve: Sorry. Next!
Bob Ross: It’s a beret! 
Steve: Is it like a helmet of sorts?
Bob Ross: Kind of. More of a fashion statement.
Steve: I see. Well it seems quite interesting!
Bob Ross: Thank you.
Steve: Next!
Keanu Reeves: It’s a telephone box. From one of my older films. This allows you to travel to different points in history. 
Steve: Woah that sounds cool! Next!
Hoopla: HOOPLA BOX. ENOUGH SAID.
Steve: Okay so Girly Teengirl wins this challenge. 
Girly Teengirl: Like yay!
(Cut to the nomination)
Girly Teengirl: So I decided that I want to be cruel. That’s why I’ll be nominating Hoopla and Bob Ross.
Hoopla: You didn’t just do that. After everything you DID NOT just do that.
Girly Teengirl: Sorry but like I wanted to bring out my meaner side for once!
Hoopla: You’ll get your comeuppance for this one Girly Teengirl. 
Steve: WOW, looks like you poor viewers have to choose between Hoopla and Bob Ross, season two’s golden boys!
Bob Ross: Don’t remind me.
Girly Teengirl: Like sorry!
Granite: Uh go vote!
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